I don't know if you guys watch it, but shout out to the chat.
And, you know, it's...
People say, oh, yo, Chris, man.
You should drink more on these panels, man.
What's up?
My bro, relax.
My liver needs a break.
So, you know, how about your vacation?
Because some dudes in Jamaica.
So, yeah, I was in Jamaica, man.
It was cool.
Oh, yeah?
a lot of things going on for Cartel's concert during New Year's.
It was pretty dope.
But tune in to your show and you were hilarious, bro.
Oh, you did?
Yeah, you were hilarious.
Hey, shout out to you, man.
Shout out to Chris for doing a good job.
And, uh, in the back.
Oh, yeah.
We need your update, Mr. Gaines.
Update on what?
On your shows.
Remember, today you're Chris.
Oh.
*laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* Yeah, go ahead and applaud me for doing my job. *laughter* Give me a pat on the back for doing what I'm supposed to call you.
Exactly, man.
Not your worth, King.
Let me go ahead and give myself the Medal of Honor for doing my job.
Not your worth, King.
Not your worth, King.
This nigga really why everybody pat his back for doing his job, man.
Hey, listen, Chet.
You know, you deal with the girls every week, as I do, you know, and then you see what happens, man.
And they're awesome, by the way.
Yeah, they're awesome, you know.
People can't do it.
Like, no one on this earth can't bring girls week after week after week after week after week after week and do this.
So shout out to Murn, shout out to Fresh, shout out to the team in the back, shout out to Detox, you know, whoever, Justin in the studio, the girls, BTS girls.
We appreciate you girls, okay?
And appreciate the team.
There you go.
That was awesome.
New year, new blessings.
Alright, we got some chats here we'll start off with, and then the questions, and then the intro.
What's the first chat?
Fresh Updates.
Ladies, would you rather go on a date with Chris or Fresh?
Come on!
Already?
What the fuck?
That fucking pedal picture, bro.
I look crazy, bro.
Alright, ladies.
Mad as fuck.
Alright, alright.
We can start here.
Damn.
Alright, let's start.
I'll go with Fresh.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sorry.
Bless you.
Alright next.
Oh.
Oh she's going out.
Refresh.
Are they y'all?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Gotta choose one.
That's crazy bro.
She has to be thinking about this.
Lesser evil.
I guess.
I got so many questions for y'all if I could even pick.
Next one.
I mean just vibe wise.
The vibes.
See us walk down.
One question.
Y'all both cool.
Alright, ask one question.
Okay.
Just choose one.
Okay, Chris?
Yeah.
There you go.
Cool.
Alright, thanks.
What about you?
I'm going with Fresh, for sure.
Because Chris be 0 to 100. 0 to 100?
Mm-hmm.
I already seen that shit.
Damn!
I already seen that shit.
In the back room.
Oh, okay.
Ladies, I ain't do nothing.
I just talk.
What's up, ladies?
No, she's all like the inner Chris.
So, she's all like, you know, I ain't no bitch.
You were irritated.
You were irritated.
He came in like, I'm the big dog.
What about you?
I would just say fresh just because just off of the vibes that I get personally.
Okay.
I would say yeah.
Damn, fresh beat my ass today?
Oh, today.
Last time I need to be in the lead.
Okay, all right, all right, go ahead.
What about you?
Fresh.
All right, damn, well, can I? Clock it.
Clock it.
I go to Jamaica, come back, I got that swag on me.
That's what I'm going to do.
Fresh.
Fresh?
Yeah.
Shout out to you.
Okay.
I'll say Chris, just because no one's saying fresh.
Don't do that, man!
You want to chat?
You want to chat?
Pity sex is always a good thing, man.
Go ahead.
Last one.
What about you?
It's definitely Chris.
He's funny.
I like his personality.
So it's half and half.
Half and half?
Nah, nigga, I won.
Oh, he definitely did.
It was only three.
Yeah, but it's what you really fucked, though.
I'm two people, so that means y'all even.
Boom.
Nah, nigga, you're one.
Alright, we're gonna move on.
Shout out to Fresh Updates for that Super Chat.
Astro Physics says, FNF will prevail.
Ladies, get back in the kitchen and stay in the kitchen.
It is God's honesty.
What's best for you?
Do you guys agree with that?
Everybody can't cook.
Listen, some people can't cook.
Some females can't cook.
Who can't?
I should stay in the kitchen.
Wait, hold on.
The question again?
Yeah.
Let me see.
No, it's a statement.
They're saying, uh...
Okay, okay.
Get back in the kitchen.
All right, ladies, uh, raise your hand if you can cook.
I mean, good, not...
I mean...
Not so, like...
I mean...
Oh, they can all cook?
All right, best meal.
Of course.
Quick.
Oxtails.
All right, best meal.
Mandeja paesta.
Okay, what the fuck?
That's a Colombian dish.
Okay.
Damn, bro.
Oxtails.
Oxtails, you capping, man.
No, what?
Something else.
Something else.
I make a lot of shit, um...
Come on, two.
See, I know it's just capping.
Damn.
No, she cooks.
She cooks, we're good.
I make Haitian food, griot.
Okay, griot.
How about you?
Same griot.
I would say strip Alfredo pasta and lasagna.
I love lasagna.
She went from griot to lasagna.
That doesn't make sense.
How about you?
There'll be lamb chops and...
Hello.
Huh?
Lamb chops?
Lamb chops, fresh raviolis, like...
Raviolis!
Literally like like not like from chef boyardee like literally like I might be little but food is definitely my love language.
Yeah You got kids?
No.
Check out your mouth full of measure camera.
How about you?
What about you?
My specialty is lasagna.
I'm Italian, so I like to make pasta.
That's my thing.
Nationality is Jamaican, so, you know, gotta get the curry chicken, all that good stuff.
You've done no shit!
I had a feeling of old chicken, though.
That's offensive.
How about you?
What do you mean?
I make carne con papa as beef stew.
Oh, carne con papa.
I like the name of that.
Sounds exquisite.
All right.
Okay.
Oh, man.
MMA says, ladies.
You take accountability when you're wrong?
If your answer is yes, give a recent example, challenge, level, difficult.
Okay, so if you ever took accountability when you were wrong, give us one recent example.
Okay, accountability and dating, ladies.
Yeah, when it comes to dating.
So, when it comes to dating, have you ever taken accountability, you know, what's the last time you took accountability in dating?
When you were wrong.
When you was wrong.
Overreacting with my emotions, you know?
Like, I'm learning this.
Like, one example, and speak to the mic, please.
There you go.
Just, basically, like, you ask me what I want to eat, and I tell you, I don't know.
What's one prime example you took with a guy?
It could be your boss, it could be your, well, dating-wise, but dating-wise.
Your boyfriend, your boyfriend.
Your boyfriend, how about that?
Ex-boyfriend, current boyfriend.
I'll ask them about something, like...
I mean, your boyfriend, sorry.
Boyfriend, like, I'll ask them how you feel about me, and they're, like, quiet or something, and they don't want to, like, get vulnerable, and I overreact.
And then, uh...
They'll be like, hey, you gotta respect that.
And then I'll be like, you know what?
You're right.
I'm wrong.
So you're reactive, you know?
So you're toxic.
Got it.
No.
Maybe a little.
What about you?
I'm not gonna lie, because, you know, I'm gonna be blunt.
I could second that, because when you're in a relationship with people who don't know how to communicate, it's hard.
It's hard.
I could say that.
So, yeah.
I could second that.
Okay.
What about you?
I feel like I'm on the same shit.
I really have issues with communication, so I really, I've stepped up.
I've taken accountability over it, you feel me?
I'm trying to work on that.
What's an example of you not communicating properly?
Um, I'm so quick to get in my feelings about some shit that really could just be communicated.
Wait, hold on.
Raise your hand if you're single.
Damn.
So no accountability, then.
No.
There we go.
There we go.
That is so true.
I was waiting for this on my time.
We're all in progress.
Raise your hand if you got a man.
Up high?
That's halfway.
You don't got a man.
You fucking some nigga.
- Nah.
- You can't be, you didn't reach out earlier.
- Raise your hand if-- - I have a four lifer.
- If you got a fiance. - Child four lifer. - I wish.
- No fiance?
No. - I've had one.
- I've had one.
- You've had what?
- Yeah, I've had a fiance.
- I've actually got two if you wanna be technical.
That was, I just-- - See, I told you she can't-- - Two motherfuckers got that one at me, period.
- All right, okay, your turn.
Well, you said give an example and also...
When you were wrong.
Yeah, okay, so I've definitely...
I'm an Aquarius, so we're very loving.
You're an Aquarius?
Yeah.
No way!
My birthday's February 7th.
Me too!
Oh, really?
February 7th.
Oh, my gosh.
That was so sad.
But I will say, though, accountability, I will say the most recent, I guess, relationship thing, situation, whatever you want to call it, I did spaz out on him because he would always spend more time with his...
Niggas or his friends or whatever that case may be.
And I did spaz out, but...
Why?
Well, just because when I'm around, you act like I'm just free to be here.
Like, I got way more stuff to do.
I chose to make time for you.
And then you choose to waste my time going to go be with, what, your friends that you can see any day, all day, every day.
Like, that's gay.
That's so selfish.
So I will say, I actually was...
Actually, I was disrespectful in the way, like, I did say the F word.
I was like, yo, like, that's gay as hell.
Like, that's crazy.
Yeah, like, I told him straight up.
I was like, this is crazy.
Like, don't call me no more.
Like, I'm just not an option.
Guys, we got here some handy for Chris.
Yes.
So your thing was time.
You don't like to spend time with his boys.
Well, it's not just necessarily spend time.
It's whenever I'm around and we make time for me to be around.
Don't tell me, oh, sit in my nice penthouse in Miami because you think it's nice while I go out with the boys.
Wait, you have penthouse?
Yeah, but that's not the point.
The point is...
The point is, I could have been at home.
Nice penthouse.
You know what I'm saying?
Nice penthouse.
Okay, so you two weren't living together then?
No, we were together, and that's why we broke up.
I literally ended that next morning.
So you weren't living together though?
No, absolutely not.
I'm not living with nobody until I'm engaged.
Oh, so you was visiting, and then...
I was over in my boyfriend's house.
Okay.
And he literally was like, bae, come over, let's eat dinner.
So we went out to eat.
And then his boys came over and they were like, you know, they convinced him to go out and party in Miami.
Okay.
And I'm thinking, okay, like, you know, you'll be out for an hour or two, whatever.
Like, you'll come home drunk.
You know, it'll be some good times, right?
Hell no.
This man came home at 5.30 in the morning.
Mind you, I got work at 10. So by 8 a.m., he's trying to come home at 5, trying to get something for me.
I'm sober as hell because I've been sitting here for seven hours, six hours.
Okay.
By myself.
But you stayed up the whole time?
Well, no, I was asleep, obviously, but, you know, I went to sleep.
In the penthouse.
But who cares?
I have a nice home, too.
Why does that matter?
Because when he marries you one day, then his home will be your home.
No, you think I want to marry you and you left me for a second?
I see why he left you.
You just, like, did you suck a dick afterwards?
He came home?
Absolutely not.
I had work in five hours.
Absolutely not.
In five hours?
Yeah.
It took you ten minutes to suck dick.
Ten.
Ten minutes, yeah.
Ten minutes.
He didn't bring you up with him.
Why?
Well, actually, he did ask me to come out with him, but it was him and four of his boys.
I'm not trying to be out until five in the morning.
I got work at ten o'clock in the morning.
You should have left halfway.
Hey, baby, you know, I know, you know.
My money is way more than...
Any man out here.
Once again, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen.
If I was you, what I would have done was go out with him.
And then when he's out in the club, say, hey, baby, I'm going to leave right now.
You know, I'll see you later.
And see what he does.
He might have less but you.
I know, he's probably watching this too.
He's probably like, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He's probably like, yeah.
And then, you know what?
Because he probably thought you were chilling.
I definitely was.
Did you touch him?
I was in bed with his dog.
I was definitely watching the Netflix.
Bro, she was fine.
She was fine.
And you spazzed a nigga for that?
That's crazy.
I didn't spazz.
I just said I didn't give money and I didn't come back.
That's crazy, bro.
I didn't spazz.
No wonder he left.
To me, I'm like, I did say that's gay and then I walked out the door.
That's wild.
You called him gay?
Okay.
See, there you go.
That's the issue right there.
That's no respect, bro.
Okay, what about you?
I would just say that...
Same thing with communication like none of my emotions I crash out and like I choose to ghost and not communicate.
You crash out?
How do you crash out?
You seem very quiet.
That's the worst crash out.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, but how do you crash out?
I just...
No, I try not to go overboard over no nigga.
No, I'm not doing all that, but like I will be petty and like I'll do some like petty shit and I have to become buddy for that.
So what's petty shit?
Like, Tucker's Jordans and pissing it.
What?
Pissing it?
I don't know!
Probably pissing that shit and then...
Who does that?
If you scratch it up, it's too obvious.
Burning.
Bro, what girl squads and pisses in the guy's shoe?
Makes it worse.
Okay.
Because when he puts it on, he's like, yeah, nigga.
Give us a real example.
I'm not doing anything too extra.
I just ghost you for a while.
That's mature.
When he's blowing up my phone, that's not no freaking happy.
Does ghosting actually work, though?
No.
Yeah, it does.
Nigga come to the front, though.
I'd argue that.
That doesn't work that well.
Maybe.
Okay, what about you?
When you were wrong in a situation with a guy?
I think, well...
I jump into conclusion too fast, and I be quick to cut somebody off.
Into the mic?
I jump into conclusion too fast, and I be quick to cut somebody off.
Okay.
And then when I realize I jumped into conclusion too fast, I apologize and I take accountability.
What is one thing that you jumped to ahead of time that was wrong?
My last relationship.
He was out doing DoorDash with his niece.
Okay.
Let's see where this is going.
He was out doing DoorDash with his niece and he wasn't hitting me back.
And I jumped into a conclusion thinking he was with another bitch.
Ghosted him for like...
Weeks.
And then found out later on.
I unblocked him and went on my business page and he sent me pictures and videos of him with his niece in the car.
Wait, wait.
That same day.
What?
Wait, for weeks?
You didn't talk to this man because of that?
Yeah.
You didn't like him that much.
Wait, but question.
DoorDash, right?
Why couldn't he have asked for his history?
Huh?
His DoorDash history.
His orders.
And the time periods.
Yeah, she didn't like that nigga at all.
She didn't.
What the?
No, wait.
No, it was like, it was somebody I was just getting into a relationship with, like, I don't know.
You show me red flags in the beginning, it's forever going to be red flags, so I like to cut shit short, let it...
She ain't like it, man.
Emotional damage.
Pretty much.
Okay, so what's the biggest flex?
The baby mama of a top five rapper, the stay-at-home wife of a millionaire, or the self-made millionaire female, if they are trying to show off to other women?
Okay, so what's the biggest flex?
The baby mama of a top five rapper, the stay-at-home wife of a millionaire, or...
The self-made millionaire's female.
A self-made millionaire.
A woman.
I'll be a millionaire by next year.
Okay, I mean, she's self-made when she divorced to some man.
That's a millionaire.
That's very true, actually.
Yeah, I mean, most of us is transferred through divorce, so.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, so you girls, I mean, it's facts.
What you want me to say?
It's facts.
Come on, man.
Self-made, all right.
Yeah.
All right.
We ain't lying over here.
What about you?
Wait, wait.
What?
We have some first question.
Shout out to Clyde.
All right, all right, Chad.
Bro, yeah.
Here's a story, right?
All right, listen.
I had 30 minutes of sleep today, right?
So I thought I was not going to be on the panel today, right?
Well, you know, be a host.
Shout out to Fresh.
What?
Seven?
All right, so...
I walk in at first, like, all right, meet you, nigga.
I said, oh, shit, what the fuck?
No, I'm tired.
No, mine's tired, too.
I said, all right, respectively, because mine works a lot.
But we got the more Hennessy in the studio.
And all of a sudden, the whole fucking studio, my, you know, the BTS girls, mine, the first, yo, buy some Henny.
I'm like, god damn, you guys, and the girls, yeah, yeah, yeah, get some Henny.
I'm like, you really think I'm an alcoholic on this bitch?
Yes, we do!
Yes, we do.
We actually do!
Put a one in the chat if you think I'm an alcoholic, too, and you think I'm just, you know, another guy that wants to drink and get lit.
Listen, I would join you, but I'm in the gym, so I can't right now.
But blessings to you, bro.
I'm in the gym, too, man.
I still drink.
Listen, if you deal with the girls, it's more time to deal with you Oh, they said ones Oh, y'all niggas in the chat, bro Come on You niggas really think of my Okay, y'all Shout out to that one guy in the chat That says two But Chrissy That was a really fit That one guy Shout out to Nah, nigga, that was a bitch That was on YouTube, man I'm reading the channel on fucking Rumble, man Okay Alright Alright, man.
Fuck y'all niggas, bro.
Anyway, Chris, you are funnier when you drink, though.
You are funnier.
You are.
Naturally as well, so shout out to you.
Okay, what about you?
Scenario where you were wrong in a situation with a boyfriend or ex?
Yo, man.
Yo, how the bottle, man?
Which one are you?
Yeah.
Um...
I feel like...
Merch.
Merch.
I feel like it's the same thing as the other girl saying, just emotional, jumping into such a conclusion, you know, little things like that.
One example.
Um...
Let's see.
Ten hours later.
I mean, she's single, so...
Yeah, I've been single for three years.
I was in a relationship for seven years, so...
Oh, wow.
Oh, period.
Yeah, so I've been healing for three years.
I mean, I'm already healed, you know?
Who broke it off?
You or him?
I broke it off.
Why?
Um, I just...
It's just too much...
Too much lies, manipulation, narcissism.
You late to you?
Right.
That wasn't me, Osmo.
You late to you?
He what?
He lied to you?
Lied?
What does that mean?
Lied to you.
Lied.
Yeah, lied to me.
Manipulated.
No way!
Cheated on me.
About what?
He said no way.
About what?
She stayed for seven years, bro.
So it's totally his fault.
Like, he had her fucking in a dungeon and shit, locked up.
You were strong.
It took me, like, seven years to, like, wake up and finally, like, realize and be like, okay, you know what?
In seven years, nothing has changed.
I'm not gonna wait till it hit eight, ten years.
That's it.
I'm done.
Exactly.
All right, girls, raise your hand if you wait seven years for a man to change.
I mean, I wasn't waiting for a man to change.
She was hoping that he would change.
Nah, I wasn't hoping, you know.
It was just an on and off situation, you know.
So it's like trial and tribulations, you know.
You have kids?
No.
Okay.
What about you?
Tell us your situation when you were wrong.
Actually, I know one of them.
And that's not what I'm going to tell.
Of course.
The last time I took accountability.
It was on here because I beat my ass with a Scripper pole.
Oh yeah!
I never took accountability for it till today.
So like, I do feel bad, but then I don't because he deserved it.
But only reason that I took accountability is because when he went on social media, it was like, you whooped me with a Scripper pole like that.
And from his mom though.
Oh!
Tell your bald head ass son to come outside.
She let him outside too.
She walked across the...
County lines.
It's a five minute walk, but we was in two different...
A lot of the lakes and a lot of hills, so they can't do shit.
At noon, by the way.
First intro.
We got some more chats.
No, no, it's fine.
I don't know the girls, though.
I know, but real quick.
We're almost done here.
You sure?
It says, chat niggas wildin'.
What is that?
I'm crying.
Funny guy.
IzDrip says, her Juicy got problems with another girl on the panel.
Let's hear the whole drama.
Oh my god, y'all are so messy!
Y'all are messy as fuck.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, so, so, you two?
Alright, so.
I'm not even finna do that.
Alright, so, which one is a Juicier?
That's so messy.
I'm the only Juicy that could be.
I've been and had this name since forever.
I'm known from this name.
25k on Instagram before my shit got to artists.
I'm there.
I'm Juicy.
That's just that.
No?
A lot of people trying to be juicy now.
You know, I done met like three, four juicies.
No, I don't know about it.
I met three, four juicies, but some of them, majority of the juicies are raw, but majority of the juicies are like...
They're fine, you know.
They call the drama over here.
What the fuck?
Y'all messy, though.
I don't really...
The chat is messy.
Why?
Because they've seen it in the Oncaster Club.
So juicy is there.
Stop, stop.
Instagram, stop.
That's what they saw.
All right, we'll do one more.
Fresh updates.
This is going to be a good show.
Chris, fresh.
You know what to do.
Okay?
Go, Chris.
Okay, um, let's see.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Okay!
Good job, Chris.
Nigga, go ahead.
You want me to say it too?
Yeah.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Done.
Okay.
All right.
Ladies, if you don't mind, we'll do intro's now.
Yo, give us your name.
Yo, chat, he was sweating though.
Nigga, I'm chilling.
I'm AAC. Give us your name, age, we do for a living, dating status.
And if once, of course, your body count.
Welcome back, Juicy.
Hi.
So we know you, but they may not know you.
All right.
What's up, y'all?
My name is Juicy.
Yo, hey, y'all, man.
Let's go.
Hey, y'all.
Oh, my bad, my bad.
Hey, y'all.
Why y'all do this to me every time?
Yeah, because you fucking hood up fuck, man.
Fucking Juicy, you got orange hair, you got a nose ring, you beat niggas with pose and shit, bro.
Hi, y'all.
I'm Juicy.
I know y'all remember me from other ones.
I'm from Belgrade, Florida.
I'm Haitian, Jamaican, and Bahamian.
I'm now 21. Y'all know I celebrated my birthday with you guys.
Yeah, I'm in college right now.
We just started back school earlier today.
I also make music.
Yeah, music videos.
I model.
Shit like that.
Dating status?
I'm single still.
Still?
Birth control up, though.
I mean, she's fucking niggas.
I'm not fucking.
Come on, you ain't fucking?
I don't remember the last time I fucked.
I know, because you were drunk.
I know I'd be drunk, but I don't be linking with niggas, sorry.
You're mixing me up with different people.
No, I do not fuck.
Because you know why?
Because she has some birth control shit.
So she doesn't count like, you know.
No, I put birth control because Baby, I'm good.
The dudes down here are weird.
Yeah, but if you're not fucking, why would you have it in you?
Because I have one.
I'm not going for no more.
But that's his point.
If you're not fucking, it don't matter.
Wrap it up, but still.
Ain't nobody fucking me, shit.
Birth control.
I wish for the last time.
Parents, together or no?
Parents?
No.
My mom's married.
Okay.
New man?
Stepped out.
Who's your dad?
My dad's coming home in June.
Oh, the milk?
No, not milk.
He's in jail.
But he comes home.
He been in my life, though.
My father's in my life.
He just went to jail.
He come home soon, though.
What do you say?
What do you go to jail for?
I'm ready.
You ready?
I'm ready.
No, no.
What do you go to jail for?
Battery.
Okay, we'll move on.
What about you?
Oh, you're on body count.
Oh, yeah, body count.
I plead the fifth.
I told you, my shit works.
Okay, what about you?
You make me sound like I'm a whore.
I'm not like that.
No, it's fine.
She's a queen.
She's a queen, right?
Like, two weeks ago, or a week enough ago, one girl with her, she was 18, sitting right there, and she had 64 bodies.
Goddamn, she more than me.
Yeah, she's like, how many?
64 bodies at 18. Nintendo.
Nintendo Switch.
Nintendo.
No, 64. But, what about you?
Mama Mia!
Mama Mia!
My name is Paula.
I'm 28 years old, from Miami, and I live in Chicago, so I'll be back and forth.
What do you do for work?
I'm a bartender, I'm a model, and I'm an artist.
Alright, a dating status?
Single.
Wait, how old is she?
28. Okay.
From Chicago?
In Miami.
A bartender?
Okay.
That was period.
She belongs to the streets.
What?
No.
Come on, man.
You're a bartender.
I'm not only a bartender.
I mean, I'm not only a killer, but you know, I'm an accountant.
You drink liquor, right?
Yeah, but you hang around people that I want to fuck.
Not really.
Hey girl, you look so sexy and here's a temp, you know, you sure?
Okay, I'm behind the bar.
But where though?
What bar you work at, more or less?
Well, I mostly work for events.
So, you know, events.
So classy?
Yeah, classy events.
Okay, alright, alright.
She's an honest woman, Chris.
For now.
Let her breathe, for now.
So you said you're single.
Are your parents still together or no?
My parents?
No.
Birth control?
No.
Alright.
What about you?
Wait, hold on.
Body count.
Okay, body count.
28. So, you was with someone for seven years.
So, 21-ish.
Like, it could be like, what, 10 bodies or more?
No.
Less.
Yo, if she has 10 bodies, I'm sober.
What?
That's a diss to you, by the way.
Okay, what about you?
My name's Jasmine.
Hey, y'all.
Welcome back.
Hey, y'all.
I'm a hairstylist.
I'm 21. What else?
Eight or nine bodies.
Wait, eight or nine bodies?
Bro, you know you're lying, man.
You're rolling your eyes right now.
I rolled my eyes because I know you was going to say something.
You said something last time.
Oh, really?
Anyways.
Never fails.
Never.
Dating status?
I'm single.
Birth control?
No.
Brings together or no?
No.
Makes sense.
Single father.
Makes sense.
I'm kidding.
I was raised right.
Kind of.
What about you?
My name is Yana.
I'm 21. I'm a model and I'm a content creator.
Contact creator?
Yes.
What kind of content?
YouTube videos.
That's it?
Yeah.
Wait, so personality?
What?
Like, personality.
Do you make jokes or do you do modeling?
No, I do modeling gigs and then I do...
Overhauls?
YouTube videos.
What do you do on YouTube?
Oh, like public interviews, vlogs, stuff like that.
Hey, my name is...
I don't believe you, bro.
I don't see it right now.
I don't see it.
I'm just chilling, that's why.
Wait, how tall are you, by the way?
You're about 6'5".
No, I'm like 5'4".
What the fuck?
Who the fuck put a chair up that high, man?
Stupid.
No way.
You look taller from a chair probably.
Yeah, from a chair.
Okay, gotcha.
Is that a question?
A dating status?
I have a boyfriend.
Okay.
You didn't say that.
Hold on, hold on.
We asked earlier in the show.
You didn't raise your hand until after the fact.
No, she didn't.
I just did.
Halfway.
Yeah, halfway.
Like, she's...
Wait, is it new?
Excuse him.
I said I have a boyfriend.
Wait, is it new though?
No, it's not new.
How long though?
Like a year.
How'd you guys meet?
We met in school.
Okay.
Wait, hold on.
How old are you again?
21. In college?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Cool.
Birth control?
No.
Parents together or no?
Yes.
Together.
Okay.
Awesome.
Wait, hold on.
Body count?
Body count.
Plead the faith.
Plead the faith.
All right.
You know what?
Shit's boyfriend.
He already knows, though.
He already knows.
No, he doesn't, bro.
Yes, you do.
I told him.
Tell me then.
Tell us.
Tell us.
I'm still not saying it.
Wait, wait, wait, alright.
So, did your boyfriend ask you your body count?
Or did you tell him, like, personally?
No, he asked me.
Like, voluntarily?
He asked me.
Why did he ask you?
He's wanting to know if I was outside or not.
And I said, nah.
And I told him.
Yeah, but you know girls don't tell the truth, right?
I tell the truth.
Our body counts.
Ladies, relax.
Our body counts.
Was it more than 10?
No.
More than 5?
No.
Alright, girls.
Would you tell your man your body count, honestly, if you...
Sorry.
Can I finish?
Absolutely.
You're single.
What do you mean absolutely, man?
Alright, you know what, girls?
The paddles, alright.
But, uh, would you tell your man your body count, if he was to ask you, a man that you actually like, respect, and love, alright?
Not some nigga that you don't care about.
Honestly.
Alright, go ahead.
Green, yes?
Green for yes.
Ready for now?
I've done it.
Thank you, Joseph, to be honest, man.
These are a lot of capping as fuck, man.
I am not capping.
So you're telling me, you tell every guy that you're dating, is that your body count?
Huh?
I smell a lot of capping.
Every man that I've dated, yes, absolutely, they've known my body count.
Because there's nothing to be ashamed about.
Exactly.
Like, it's actually a good number.
Like, it actually makes me look good when I do tell them.
Wait, you know what?
They'll be like, oh my god.
What's your body count?
Huh?
What's your body count?
Who, me?
Yeah.
I have 11. Which, I'm gonna be the only one that doesn't plead the fifth.
Like, every man that's watching it who has, man, I mean, I've been...
Like, look, but you gotta understand, I'm 27, though.
Every man to ask her, oh, yeah, really?
11?
Oh, yeah, 100 bodies?
Oh, yeah, man.
That's pretty long, man.
Oh, yeah, 200?
Girl, you know what?
I don't hate 200 bodies, man.
You know, you're doing your thing, man.
Definitely not.
They don't say anything to fuck.
Definitely not.
Cause we're females.
We don't have to say anything to fuck.
As a female, you don't have to say anything to fuck.
You could genuinely...
You could find...
You probably could be a female and even say you have 150 bodies.
There's always going to be one man out there to steal somebody, but they're still going to fuck with you.
Walk down the street.
But me personally, I've always...
Swear to God.
Just walk down the street, bro.
So I'm just curious.
You can walk down...
Any one of these females could definitely walk down the street and just get a nigga to pay them.
That's even a guy, right?
His body count limit, I guess, like for his girl has to be like eight.
You tell him 11. You just can't be with me then because it's just the honesty of it.
I've only been in four serious relationships.
I'm 27 years old.
I'm on my own home, like have everything on my own.
But at the end of the day, I'm not going to sit here in line and be like, oh, I got five or three.
Like, that's unrealistic.
Okay.
Name is what you do for living.
I'm Bailey, I would say, and I'm a real estate agent for KW. Okay.
And what was the third question?
Dating status?
Oh, single.
I was like, but because I choose to be, okay?
We live in Miami.
I don't want to cuff all these men that's had like 2,000 bodies.
Like, I don't want to be there.
But how would you know, though?
They don't tell you their body count.
Men tell you just off of how they move.
Literally.
You can go to Miami in the club.
The nigga that's in the section that's talking to every girl that's like really in every girl's face.
You could tell that nigga's just out here.
What if he's a promoter?
That's all I'm just gonna say.
No, it's not.
No, it's one thing to work in it and another thing.
Exactly.
Like, it's not like, no.
Wait, they need love too, by the way.
Wait, so a question.
So you choose to be single, right?
As of the moment, yes.
Do you ask guys to date you?
No.
Why would I ask someone to date me?
So you wait to guys to ask you to date, right?
No.
It'll more be like, I'm living my life.
I'm about to tell you.
So it'll literally be like, I'm outside just walking my dog or I'm going to work or I'm pumping gas.
And if I see someone and I'm single, I may or may not give him a chance.
I'll tell him straight up, I'm not giving my number.
Or if I do give him my number and you ask me on a date, I may or may not just be in the mood to go on it.
But he's asking you, though.
Yeah, absolutely.
It would be rare for me to ask a man on a date.
There's only been two times in my life that I've actually asked a man on a date.
And then where are they now?
What?
They're here or no?
Where are they now?
The ones that I asked on a date?
Well, obviously they're gone.
Why?
Because I didn't like them anymore.
I don't, like, like...
By the way, guys, TTS is 35 bucks.
See, so, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, she knows she's lying, because she said, oh, I don't like them anymore.
No, they had their phone, and they just left.
No, it was like, you asked me, you asked me that I never had a guy on a date, and I told you, I asked two guys in my entire life.
And then I told you, where are they now?
And they're gone.
Well, like, we went on, like, three dates, and we never had sex, and then, yeah, I told them, like, I just got over it.
No.
Wait, how long you make niggas wait for sex?
I mean, it just depends on the person.
Got it.
Honestly.
It really does.
I'm not gonna say, no.
So you never had a one-night stand before?
Oh yeah, absolutely.
I'm 27. How many times?
Only twice.
That's what, that's what fucked me up.
Bro, bro.
But shit's good, man.
I was like, no, it's true, though.
Like, literally, like, I'm grown.
Like, I go home with my girls, we get drunk, and we still go home together.
Bro, she has a diamond right here, bro.
Dangerous.
I like girls, too, so I go home with girls.
I don't need a man, so I don't need a man to stay here and, like, fulfill me.
Wait, so you be eating her out?
No, absolutely not.
I don't eat anybody out, but they could eat me out, though.
A mouth is a mouth.
That's how I feel.
A mouth is a mouth.
Like, what does it matter to me?
You said you're a realtor, right?
Yeah.
How many houses have you sold?
I've only sold three so far, but I'm hoping to close in on...
How long were you a realtor?
Only for four years.
So it took me a while to actually get to that point.
That's fine.
I'm doing the math here.
So four years, three properties.
Three?
How do you eat?
I've only sold three, like, three houses.
He asked me houses.
Free food.
How do you eat?
Free food and dates.
Well, so technically, when you start out as a real estate agent.
Like, you're on a three days with a nigga, like, they took him out.
Well, if you guys want to know the logistics, when you start as a real estate agent, you normally start with rental properties.
Okay.
Which, when you start with a company, and you're not known in the company, they start you out, like, from the bottom, then you gotta work your way to the top.
Yes.
So you start with rentals in Hialeah, El Lino, a place like that.
Hialeah.
Hialeah.
Whatever.
Hialeah, Hialeah.
Shout out to Leah and Hialeah.
But then you moved to Coral Gables.
Then you moved to Brickell.
Then you moved to, you know what I mean?
You got to move up.
It's respect to my name.
It is what it is.
Okay.
Highest education level.
Oh, I have my associate's degree from Howard University in Washington, D.C. Howard, okay?
She a queen, Chris.
What the hell?
I have no idea.
I'm in our school, so I don't feel...
Okay, I guess you're single, right?
Data status.
And then, any kids?
No.
Birth control?
No.
I've actually been burning birth control since I was 18 and zero abortions, but I am pro-abortion.
I mean, plan B's?
Zero.
I am pro plan B and pro abortion.
So any woman watching this, I do want to make it very clear.
I am very much pro for that.
So no disrespect or anything like that.
But for me personally, I've just never had to go through that.
So I'm very thankful.
And that's just what the case was.
To be honest with you, the reason why I haven't been on since 19, I was in Puerto Rico, actually.
And I actually missed my depo shot because I was stuck in Puerto Rico.
And when you miss your depo shot, you gotta then go back to the doctor, restart the whole process.
I wasn't having sex at the time, so I was like, fuck it, I'm just not gonna do it.
And then, honestly, it just never was a thing where I'm like, you know what, like, I'm having sex this much where I should go back and get on the pill or do this or do that.
I mean, she dates girls, so that's what it is.
I do what?
You date girls and guys.
Oh, well, I didn't say I date girls.
I just said...
You asked me, have I ever had one-night stands?
And I said, well, normally I take girls home instead of guys, so...
Did you vote for Kamala?
I actually didn't vote at all this year.
So, mom, forgive me if you see this podcast because I did lie to her and told her I voted.
I honestly was working.
I was busy.
I'm sorry, America.
I actually did not vote.
I'm glad that you didn't vote.
Now, if you want to ask me who I would have...
That's a different question.
Honestly, again, because I'm an adult and I should know.
The politics, but I'm gonna be so real.
I do not know politics.
So if I would have voted for someone, it would have been who my family would have forced me to vote for.
Which is Kamala.
Exactly.
I personally did not vote.
Thank the Lord you didn't vote.
I just, again, I'm not going to sit here and act like I know politics and then say I vote for someone that I don't, if I don't know what they stand for.
To be honest, I don't know what the fuck they stand for.
With the little things that you guys have, the little sticks, do you guys think women should vote?
Thumbs up if you think they should vote.
Thumbs down if you think not.
So a majority of you think women should vote?
Okay, why should women vote?
For those that say that.
I feel like everyone has an opinion.
I didn't vote.
I don't really care if I'm being honest.
But yeah, I feel like everyone has an opinion.
Okay, so why do you think women should vote?
Next person.
That put up a green thumb.
For you?
Why do you feel like they shouldn't?
I'm confused.
That's a real question.
Well, here's the thing.
I'm asking you why you think you should or why women should.
Because we're human beings, too.
We live in the same country.
We have an opinion just like y'all do.
I don't really understand.
Is everyone's opinion valid?
It should be in a perfect world, but it isn't.
Okay, so let's operate in reality.
If it should be, but it isn't, then...
Shouldn't people's opinion only matter if they have some type of meritocracy?
Well, hold on.
But that's not just about women, though.
That actually goes to everybody.
Because if you're talking about opinions that matter, there's a lot of men that say shit that opinions don't matter.
Just like women, too.
So, why do you think women should vote, then?
Why do I think women should vote?
Because, like she just said, we're human beings too.
And honestly, to be honest, there's actually a lot of females that put a lot of these men on to the things that y'all just see a man's face in front of it.
But the whole time, there's actually a female behind it that's actually...
Doing what?
Giving y'all this money and telling y'all how to do it.
I'm not saying y'all specifically.
I'm not saying them.
I'm not saying Chris, sir.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me go to the next person.
Why do you think women should vote?
Next person.
Why should women vote?
See me, sir.
Because we're human.
What about you?
Why do you think women should vote?
I said they shouldn't.
After you, why do you think women should vote?
You.
Paula.
Why should women vote?
That's why.
Equal rights.
Equal rights.
Okay.
And then I think you put a thumb down, right?
So you said no?
Okay.
One more time, show of hands.
Who said women should vote?
Put your thumbs up one more time.
The Greens.
Put them up.
So it's about five of you guys, right?
Press one, please.
Yeah, yeah.
So five of you guys.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do any of you know what the Selective Service is?
I heard of it, but I... Yeah, what is it then?
That's why y'all shouldn't fucking vote.
That part.
- Whoa. - That's why. - 'Cause none of you guys know the Selective Service.
- Y'all got that. - I think you got that. - I don't think we should vote.
- Oh man, holy shit. - 'Cause I find it interesting that all of you made the argument that we're human beings and our opinions matter, blah, blah, blah, but none of you actually have skin in the game with the Selective Service.
But you didn't ask who actually cares about politics.
Hold on.
Here's the difference.
It doesn't matter if you care or don't.
Let's say I took a male and he didn't care about politics.
Well, guess what?
He still gets put into the Selective Service.
And for those of you that are unaware, Selective Service is when you become 18, you have to put yourself into the draft.
And if we ever go to war, you can be drafted to war.
And I find it interesting that the Commander-in-Chief that you get to vote for...
You don't have to necessarily go to war if we get into a conflict, but you can go ahead and put the Commander Chief in.
Oh, that's why you feel that way, okay.
Yes, because we actually have skin in the game versus women don't.
That's a memory refresh.
Skin in the game.
That's crazy.
Because here's the thing with women that you guys tend to have an issue with.
You guys want all the authority with no responsibility.
That part.
That's the problem.
Women don't like taking accountability.
They don't like having responsibility with their authority.
If you want responsibility, sorry, if you want authority to be able to do things, you need to deal with the...
Responsibility of said authority.
But you guys just want all the benefits without the work.
That's why I think feminism is a lie.
Honestly, if it were out to me, I'd make sure none of you guys worked and you're all in kitchens.
Thank you!
I agree!
I can agree with that.
At home, sitting in the penthouse, relaxing.
Here's the thing.
These guys are a lot nicer than me.
I do not want to work.
I want to be able to sit at home.
Watching TV with my kids, not having to worry about paying no bills.
I do not want to be the breadwinner.
My man can be the breadwinner.
But if it was more females in the world, then y'all know Camilla would have won because female.
No, because most females didn't vote.
Most females didn't vote.
Yeah, that's why I get some women who didn't vote for their prize because why y'all want to be against abortions when y'all know damn why y'all barely be wanting the kids, y'all damn self.
I said I was pro.
Y'all talk about a plan B, they banned abortion, they banned plan B's.
Now look, you got to keep it either way or go.
Alright.
Okay.
So, yeah, that's why women shouldn't vote.
None of you knew what Selective Service was.
So, that's the problem.
You know what I mean?
What it is?
My name is Juicy, the real one.
I'm 23. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's my Instagram handle.
That's who you beefing with?
No.
Ain't no beef.
No, no.
It's Juicy, Juicy, Juicy.
Yeah, three.
Wait, so who's the juiciest?
I'm queen.
That's my Instagram handle.
That's my Instagram handle.
I don't know how many times I got to say that to y'all.
Y'all listening?
That's her handle.
Yeah.
What you gonna do about it?
Two Juicies.
Don't be weak.
No.
No.
Sorry, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
No.
No.
What's the question?
Okay.
I'm 23. 23. What you do for a living?
I get money.
How you get money?
She belongs to the streets.
I get money.
Nah, I don't do none of that fuck shit.
You sure?
Yeah.
Juicy?
Yeah, y'all acting like the feds.
I get money, though.
The feds?
What's the next question?
See?
I think they want to know as well how you get money because it's important, you know?
I'm single right now.
I'm dating.
Education level?
I went to high school.
Together or no?
Yeah.
Alright, go ahead.
Birth control?
Any kids?
No, I don't got no kids.
I mean, where's she from?
Where are you from?
Oh, I'm from Boston.
I stay in Bravado.
Oh, yeah, alright.
So, body count?
Um...
Yeah, we ain't even gonna go down.
Next question!
Last time I lied to a nigga, I told him it was 50. Nah.
What's your mama body count?
Hey, hey, listen.
I ain't fucking her.
I have to know.
I have to know.
Just saying.
Oh, you going there, Juicy?
I am.
Oh, yeah?
I am, because you went there.
Oh, went there?
Yeah.
Your body count.
What's your body count, Chris?
What's your body count?
Hey, no, lower than yours.
No.
What's your body count?
You don't get no play?
No, no, no.
No play.
No play.
But behind the scenes, you tell what's happening, though, right?
How old you is?
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, you are handsome.
That don't got shit to do with nothing.
It doesn't matter, bro.
You want to smash?
No.
I said he's handsome.
That's good.
That don't mean I'm going to fuck.
It's a foot in the door?
Nah.
I like your energy when I first met you.
You ain't got to look at them in no sexual way.
Fuck you.
Hey, listen.
You're fine.
Hold on.
Are you fucking niggas then?
Yep.
I never said he was ugly.
No, no, I'm saying you said you don't want to fuck him.
He's handsome, so.
No, I fuck with who I fuck with.
I fuck with their personality, their energy, shit like that.
I don't care about it.
But you still single, though.
Yeah, I said I'm dating.
Lots of bodies.
Dating means you're fucking niggas.
Amen.
No, I'm dating.
I'm getting to know people type shit.
Yo, Fresh Broward, do you think she can get into a nice high-end club by herself?
Chris, what the fuck, man?
No, no, no, no.
In a section, bro.
I do all the time.
Listen, she can.
But what are you even trying to say?
What's going on?
What about it?
I get into sections and clubs with rappers that you couldn't even get around.
I'm really not tripping.
I don't know nobody, bro.
She got me, though.
No, no, no.
She got me, though.
Okay, so you say that I couldn't get into clubs.
I don't know rappers.
You be my all set, little baby.
Who gives a fuck about clubs?
Y'all sit around that club.
I'm going to get money.
Listen, you got it.
You got the money.
What about you?
What about me?
I'm from Broward.
How old are you?
I'm 21. I rap, I'm an artist, and I'm a mother.
I'm a nail tech as well.
I go to McFatter.
McFatter?
Yeah, McFatter and Broward.
I live, I love, and I laugh.
What?
Cool.
I'm a chill girl.
Wait, you live, love, laugh?
Live, love, and laugh.
I like your chance to stay humble.
Stay humble always.
Let me tell you this real quick.
How good are your bars?
How good are my bars?
They took my kindness for the week, so I'ma let them have it.
What?
Clock it.
They took my kindness for the week, so I'ma let them have it.
Oh, my mama.
Stay humble.
That's the bar of the song.
Lock it.
Okay, you lost me there.
But yeah, anyways, what else?
What's next?
You know what?
Just for the audience real quick, can you do like a little verse for us of one of your songs?
Eat them up, please.
I think they want to hear it.
Tell them down.
Stay humble.
Don't play with them.
Something nice.
Alright, I'm going to play with y'all right now.
I make a beat Nah, nah, nah My bad.
Yo, I'm 36, bro.
Bitch, I tell her stuff about that captain before she end up dead.
I told a nigga I'm from deep side, so he gave me head.
Pussy leaky and squeaky, make him resurrect.
I'm that bitch you can't get closer unless you got the bread.
Ain't no city hole, but at me niggas gon' come correct.
Bitch, I'm the one, don't need a gun, can't say be nearly scared.
But with that to a bitch, I'm a full bitch, I'll put shit to bed.
Say hot kisses and Philly switches.
See your fucking hearing? - Yeah! - And all your niggas gone.
If I had to chop off seven packs of fuckers in my phone. - Yeah! - You see them switches?
That's what we put on.
Yeah, niggas gay as fuck, that's what they jumping on.
All you niggas want me, but I want him to take me out of them thos.
I want to be my nigga, be my slut.
I'm going to show you when we get home.
If a bitch play, I'm going to leave that hoe I'm motherfucking on.
Yes.
Okay.
I'm going to fucking play with a bitch.
Stay with me.
I already know bitch.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's 2025.
Can I get my feature this year, Dan?
Wait, wait, wait.
Put a one in the chat.
Ben Frank Nelly, y'all.
Five, five, one, nine.
Stop playing.
Put a one in the chat.
If you'll give her a head, put a two of nine.
Hey, fuck you.
It's going to fucking win it, my bitch.
It's going to 25.
So you going to have to push bar.
So put a one in the chat.
You having to my track?
You having to my track?
I got more.
Y'all want to hear some more.
Y'all got me.
I like it.
We good, but I like it.
All right.
Fuck it.
Do some more in the chat, man.
Come on.
Let's go.
They took my kindness for the week, so I'm going to let them have it.
Pushed up on a nigga like his pee, but till it ain't for practice.
Knocked a nigga down to his knees.
Now he riding the plastic.
His mama could only see him in her dreams.
Some shit she couldn't imagine.
Huh.
Bitch, let's be for real.
Niggas fake as fuck ain't cautious because the bitch can't be killed.
But I'm running away with my niggas because we dying in this field.
I catch a mention off that.
I bet I.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait.
That bitch is queen and black.
Got a nigga on his knees.
He finna leave.
Forget back.
Yeah.
And I hope you meant that.
Yeah.
Bitch, I'm fucking wasted.
A nigga by to get his soul snatched.
And I'm fucking with that.
Yeah.
He got me turned up.
I can't go back.
Yeah.
Bitch, we been praying for some years.
Been holding all these tears.
Wishing it all would disappear.
Yes, ma'am.
When they say I never care.
I'm never looking in my rear.
And when it's time to slide, I bet you see me posted right there.
Oh, my God.
Y'all, I need to hide my ground.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, y'all.
I like it.
Come on.
We women.
That was hard.
I saw five more in the chat, man.
They want to pull them panties off.
Pull them panties off.
Pull them panties off.
So, thank you for that.
You snapped.
Prince of Mars, bro.
I know.
You said Prince of Mars.
But I've never been to prison.
I'm just, I'm just...
Fresh out of jail, I get to go back.
Keep it real, I like that.
I keep it real.
Stay humble.
Stay humble, I like that.
No capping around.
Alright, last but not least.
What about you?
Name age we do for a living.
Where are you from?
My name is Nina.
I'm 23, and I'm a hairstylist, and I also help my dad with our optical shop that we got.
Okay, okay.
So, yeah, I'm from Miami.
Wait, so like glasses and everything?
Yes.
He's an eye doctor.
Yeah, he's an eye doctor.
I don't even need to ask questions, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Because I'm blind as fuck.
I won't lie to you.
Wait, you're blind?
Barely.
Like far away, I really can't see much.
But like close range, I can.
Yo, oh my God.
Oh my God.
I can do that move.
Yeah, I can do that move.
Oh my God.
Wait, what?
Chat. Chat. Chat. Chat.
Yeah. Chat. Chat.
I'm telling you right now, chat.
The last show we did, remember the caller that I called in about being an alcoholic?
And I told a story about him, the guy I knew, becoming blind from drinking alcohol?
Damn.
Chris, be careful, bro.
Nigga, like, my whole life is computers and seeing close range.
So screens is my life.
Period.
Okay.
So, like, my degree is computer animation.
I do 3D. That's why I'm producing, nigga.
Like, I just...
I see shit.
Period.
That's actually cute.
I'll pray for you, bro.
Thank you, man.
Hey, if I'm blind, that's fine, man.
You can't operate.
This is the computer, bro.
Hey, don't worry about it, man.
Hey, don't worry.
I can be on a panel and still get girls on a panel.
- They're good.
- Right?
- All right, good.
- That's what I'm gonna do.
- Not in the market?
- Yeah, let's go, man.
- Okay.
- Don't go on the market. - Single. - Single.
- Why?
- Well, the guy that I was just talking to, you get me?
I was telling him...
Not really that I was applying the pressure, but I told him like...
I want to get somewhere.
Like, what are we, nigga?
Yeah, what are we in?
Straight up.
He was just like, I'm not emotionally available for you right now, and I can't be.
He said that to you?
He did.
That bastard.
At least he told you before y'all got into it.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're like, what, 20?
23. 23?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, are you about to cry?
No.
No, no, no.
I'm not like, bro.
All right.
23. She's single.
So, did you fuck him on the first night?
No.
Second night?
I did it.
No.
Come on, you're lying, bro.
It's the background music.
It was within the first week that we had.
The first week?
You fucked them, right?
That's fine.
We went on like three, four different dates within the first week.
So yeah, within that week, I didn't.
You give them that?
Yeah.
Good girl.
Wait, wait.
Good girl.
I'm talking about harsh.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
All right.
So like the first day, you got skits, right?
Yeah.
He brought me flowers and everything.
He brought you flowers?
Yeah, on our first date.
Nigga, do too much.
Alright, so then you just...
I mean, basically, he just, like, loved the sex and shit.
So, like, you should probably just eat up a little bit.
You know?
Eat up a little bit, you know?
And then your nails are wild, so I'm sure you're just crazy when you go out.
They're wild?
Yeah, I mean, look at that.
I mean, it's okay.
That's French.
Bro, I mean, come on, man.
It's not French, bro.
Hers are wild.
No, no, but...
What?
No, listen, though.
But it's French, but she has, like, black strips on it and glitter.
It's literally the French with glitter.
It's crazy.
That's cute.
That's simple.
Thank you.
All right, cool.
All right.
Checks?
Yeah, real quick.
Birth control?
No.
Birth control.
Oh, my God.
And your parents are in it together or no?
No.
Y'all may ask her name.
Okay.
Nigga, did you say Nina?
Lena.
Officer, I ain't hearing you.
Lena.
Lena.
Okay.
My mom is Cuban and my dad's from Argentina.
Body count?
We know what it is.
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Now, are we got some more chats here, Chris?
Yep.
Sorry, Bills.
Bills.
SunEye.
Wait, we can't do TTS? Oh, okay.
Hello, FNF gang.
Do not forget when the show ends to rename the title of this episode, The Stuttering in the Waffle House.
Okay.
Fuck you, nigga.
Chris, you don't need to drink.
You can get high off all the glue around...
Oh!
He said it because of your wigs.
Yo!
That was corny.
Like your wigs are like...
That's insane.
I got a hell of a girl.
All right, you know what?
Raise your hand if you have real hair.
Are y'all capping as fuck?
You mean at this moment?
You see me come in with my real hair.
Right now!
Pull it!
Pull it!
Where you wanna pull it?
Where you wanna pull it?
Where?
Where?
It's real?
Okay.
You pull it?
No extension.
I just didn't even lay them down or nothing.
Pull it!
Pull it harder!
Hello?
Like, what the fuck?
Like, what do you want me to do here?
I like the heart, man.
Like, there's no lace.
You don't see no lace.
It's not cool.
Like, this is that ass.
Like, what the fuck?
Hey, listen, man.
Who else?
It's tough, huh?
The fucking black girls are sweating, man.
Black girls are sweating.
I got hair.
I got hair.
They got more hair than me.
And I have hair, but they have more hair than me.
So I can say that.
So I'm like Bob, and they're like bitch.
They're like here, and I'm like Bob, and they're here.
I'm never going to blow up my hair.
Sorry.
And they stay in there and say, I like my coils.
Do you think guys like fake hair?
I know.
I know most niggas like natural, but sometimes.
I just cut my hair, so.
So then why wear it?
I think it depends on the moment.
It's not for men, it's for me.
It does.
We could be in Jamaica and he'll be like, baby, I want that long bust down.
Honestly, I don't know.
I just do what I want to do.
I just do what I want to do.
He'll be like, baby, I want it natural.
Like, it just depends.
I don't think you belong there.
Anyhow.
Let's get with these questions.
Hey, let's get with these questions, though.
We'll do your questions here on the panel.
Number one says, what's important to you about women?
About women?
Yeah.
What's important to you about women?
What, physical or personality-wise?
I don't know.
Something personal or something.
I don't know.
It's important, though.
Yeah, what's important to you about women?
What's something that stick out to you about women?
It's very general.
You know what?
Physical-wise, just be like, when I see you, your real self, don't be fucking a different person.
Because, like, some of your girls, not you girls on the panel, more or less.
I see the Instagrams, and then when I see you in person, it's not the same.
And in person, you're wearing some fake shit, and then they took off the fake shit.
I'm like, what the fuck am I, like, waking up to?
So, like, natural beauty is important to me.
And then personality, like, don't be annoying.
Because personally, like, I'm a person that lives by myself.
You know, I have very low patience for girls who annoy the fuck out of me because they're like, hey, let me do something.
Like, bitch, walk down the street.
Like, you're no fucking adult.
Like, what are you, my dog?
Are you fucking, you know, five years?
Are you a student?
Like, walk yourself down the fucking street.
You're an adult.
I'm bored.
Where should I go?
You bored?
Well, then, how do you expect if you're bored of yourself, then I'll be bored of you?
Simple as that.
It's been fast right now.
That's true.
Fresh?
Okay, what's important to you about Omen?
I would just say, like, for example, just being peaceful, not being too rowdy and, like, ratchet, because that, to me, is a turn-off.
Like, just reviving, we're out with people, and you look ratchet, and you're doing ratchet stuff, it's a turn-off, right?
So just be calm and collected.
Alright, next one here.
We got, uh, how much money you make each episode?
That's personal info.
Look at Myron's story on X. There you go.
Sorry, on Instagram.
Myron's story.
He'll show you how much.
I don't know why he did that.
Do you think every man deserves the treatment you preach on respect for men?
Myron.
Myron?
Myron, this for you, actually.
Do you think every man deserves the treatment you preach?
On men's respect?
No.
I've been adamant about this, that respect is always earned, not given.
But the problem is that for women, for some odd reason, they think that they deserve respect all the time.
Right.
But yeah, most guys are losers.
You answered that question already.
They have to earn the ability to get their girl to submit to them.
But at the same time, respect goes both ways.
I think respect is earned, not given, for both genders.
Okay.
What something you want?
We're reading questions already?
Yeah.
Just to get out of the way.
What something you want in a female?
Meaning what something you...
Sex.
Yeah, sex.
I didn't know how to word it.
The question was supposed to be what something you expect.
Sex.
I expect sex.
Listen, if I'm dating you...
Let's get stuck out of the way.
What if she got bad sex and good head?
I'll teach her.
Hey, baby, this is how you arch your back for me.
You know, like, you're kind of bony, so I have to, like, do it a certain way.
Like, are you flexible?
Like, I'll ask her questions, you know what I'm saying?
Like, nah, nigga.
I like missionary.
All right, cool.
All right, cool, doggy style.
So that's why I like to ask, because when it's out of the way, then we're chilling.
Because, like, girls tend to, like, fucking, they turn into a bitch when they think sex is, like, the ultimatum.
Like, forward a relationship.
You gotta do all this before you get this pussy.
And then, when I get this pussy, it's like, oh, that shit wasn't worth it, bro.
Whack is not.
Like, what the fuck?
I waited for two weeks a day to get this shit.
Sorry, girls.
I'm 36, man.
It's okay.
I'm a nut.
I mean, hey.
It's okay.
Man will be men.
Women will be women.
Yeah, females be like that too.
Let me see.
I'm in a penthouse and my nigga's in this.
No, no.
And I'm complaining.
Playing with this dog.
And then when he gets back, I'm going to pretend like I'm mad at him.
I feel like it matters to a certain extent, but it doesn't matter how much men fuck.
It really matters how much women fuck.
No, it doesn't matter how much women fuck.
Who side are you on?
Like, for real.
Like, be so for real.
Like, who side is you on?
Who side is you on, nigga?
It matters if a man nuts because then he's happy.
Because after he nuts, see, if she would have fucking sucked her man dick after he came from the club, he would have been like, oh, baby, you know what?
Damn, next time I'm gonna come home earlier and earlier and earlier.
She didn't do it.
So, it's why her man's like, you know what?
I'm out of the club at 5.30 in the morning, trying to find more pussy.
She ain't doing it!
When he's home, she's like, ah, let's watch Notebook.
Ah, let's drink wine.
How's my day?
This nigga don't want to know about your day.
This is why he's hanging out with his niggas, because, like, you fucking just nagging, nagging.
That was not the case.
Baby, I made five figures this month.
He's like, yeah, baby, that's hot as fuck.
And he's like, bitch, shut the fuck up.
Shut my dick, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
Tell me this.
My thing is, don't pay for a fancy-ass car to come get me.
Wait, wait, wait.
Tell me this.
Come to your house just to be like, oh, baby, I'm going to feed you.
I'm going to leave you here.
When you first saw him that day, right?
Like, that's weird.
When you first saw him, like, did you fuck him?
No.
Exactly.
Did you explain to him that you had an issue with him going out?
No.
No, no, no, no.
That night?
Absolutely.
I already did.
I'm saying before.
Juicy.
Yes, that never happened before.
If you were meant to be a man right, baby, let me fucking shout out to you.
And then...
And then he went out?
Oh, yeah, we were in Gucci.
So why the fuck you didn't do it?
Exactly.
Because this boy is over at the house.
He's like, oh, I'm going to go hang out with him real quick.
Grab that nigga, put him in the bathroom, suck his dick, and then pull him up.
I guess I just wanted to see really what he was going to do.
See, that's why you're single.
I just wanted to see what he was going to do.
You literally spent all this money for a really nice car.
Come get me.
Bring me over here.
He's bringing his...
He has a girl showing his girlfriend his guys, right?
Yeah.
A guy don't do that.
You're in his house.
Right.
And it's his boys.
Right.
He's like, yo, look at my girl.
Right, so then when he comes in the bedroom, and I'm already sitting there waiting for him, and he's like, oh, I'm about to go with my boys.
I'll be back, baby.
I got you.
When a guy invites you to his place, and he's with his guys...
I don't care.
I came home for a certain reason.
See, I think...
I wanted what I wanted first, and then you could have went out.
Like, don't invite me over.
He's saying, be proactive.
And make it know what you want.
I did.
I made it very clearly.
No, you didn't.
Absolutely, I did.
On my way over there.
On my way over there.
Lily Assy was there.
I sit in your eyes.
You're like, ah, over there.
No.
Because him leaving me to go be with his voice is what pissed me off.
Because it's like, you know what I'm there for.
Because you didn't suck his dick.
But you know what I'm there for.
Suck his fucking dick.
You know what you're there for.
It's gay.
You should have been home with me while I was doing whatever you're saying.
Just learn how to be a woman.
Honestly, it's not learn about how to be a woman.
It's about learn how to be submissive and give a man whatever you want.
No, absolutely not.
I didn't say he was a good nigga.
I just said he was my nigga.
So it doesn't matter.
He has a dick.
And at the end of the day, I can choose what I don't care.
Don't date him.
Hold on.
and you want us to like literally like value the dick like, uh.
Yes.
No.
Because he wants to poke his...
That's crazy.
You messed up already.
It's all about her.
Thank you.
No, no, no.
You see, like, the energy I give, like, in my mind, that really is what it is.
That's not good, though.
But even that, though, no, no, like, he was a good man, but my thing is, don't, again, do not bring me out of my house, and it's a Tuesday.
And you pay for this nice ass...
It doesn't matter, though.
You have work in the morning.
Like, at the end of the day, real people work.
But that's all day, every day, whatever day it is.
So, that was my mission.
You called a car for me to go over there and suck some dick and fuck.
And then what'd you do?
Leave me for seven hours.
I'm so sorry.
To go be with your niggas.
That you could do any time of the day of the week.
What's your point of call again?
Eleven.
Don't get twisted.
Yeah.
Chris, she's made her choice.
And it's all about her.
And to be fair, Uh, he wasn't your...
Well, you said he's your man, but it was probably like...
Oh, no, he was.
This lasted three months.
That was it.
No, he...
Oh, three months?
No, you were a fling.
Literally three months.
Oh, three months.
You were a fling.
I cut it off.
Fresh, fresh.
No.
I was saying, to this day, I can even show you the types.
This man is still on my dick.
Yeah, because he won a smash.
Or on my ass.
You know what?
Uh, he had money.
Exactly.
And it was a good time, so that's what it was.
Is she right, though, man?
Victor, fuck you, man.
This man, get no pussy, bro.
Oh, she right, though, man.
Yo, this nigga, Victor, is going to be your freaking DM tonight.
Hey, baby, fuck that Henny Chris.
First of all, you know what?
Yo, Victor, man.
Send her to him right now, Victor.
Okay, next one says, are you really into women?
If so, which?
Wait, what?
Snacks, bro.
It's a super-ass question.
Next.
Oh!
Was that you?
Oh, no, that's not me.
I don't think y'all want to do that one.
This one says...
Can I see your toes?
That's next.
You what?
Y'all don't want to whip them out?
No, that is gay.
You're not going to whip out your toes?
Y'all talking about sucking dick?
I've shown on camera before.
I'll say you don't want to whip out the toes?
That tongue is long, but how long is the meat?
Chris, how long is it, bro?
Tell him.
No, I won't tell him, bro.
It's social emotion.
You never measured it?
It's social emotion, bro.
You was asking us about emotion.
Hey, listen.
If a girl's willing to fuck you, you can easily make a cum.
Amen.
I mean, yeah, if you're the right person.
It doesn't matter about size.
Raise your hand if you dealt with a guy that you're free to love and you made it like, hey, yo, I'm going to please this guy to my utmost ability.
So you gonna do what?
Hold on, you said you love him, though, right?
Yeah, like, you love him, like, he's your man.
Like, you know, like, green, if you want to please him, red, if, like, fuck this nigga.
See, green, she don't really care about niggas.
Wait, I didn't even hear your question.
She said she don't really care about niggas.
He said, oh, you're in love, are you going to give your man what you're all?
Yeah, the best love that you have.
Yes.
I mean, duh.
Then put it up, then.
Damn.
No.
Oh, yeah, what?
What, are you tired?
All right.
What?
What's the problem with that, though?
No, no, no, no.
It's fine, but most people, most girls, they want to please their man.
Oh, no.
If I'm in love, look, we could be in love and then we get to the bedroom and you got like one of those Chinese Little scrimp.
Little, like I've never in my life, like come on, bruh.
That's not even, like that's...
It's about the most shit in the ocean.
No, it is, but not when it's like this, though.
It's about the motion in the ocean.
A nigga can have a shrimp and have a lot of motion in his shrimp.
They're fine shrimp though.
You actually, but half the time, so tell me, you fuck a nigga with this size dick, and you actually fuck through this?
Huh?
What's that?
Because I like them.
But realistically, females will be like, oh no, his knee's little, but the whole time you suck in that little shrimp.
Why you playing?
Girls, ladies, no crosstalk, bitch.
Why y'all playing?
See, I don't fuck niggas on the first day.
Boom.
How y'all gonna know his dick bigger now?
You gonna get in the band and be like...
You don't touch on your, you don't touch on the pants?
You fuckin' first day you touchin' that dick on your pants?
You could be walkin' in that door and literally like, as my man's behind me, I'll just grab around, you know what I'm saying?
You don't feel...
Shit of me.
I grab it, boy.
We going home.
Maybe it's a difference in age.
I don't know.
I would say because, yeah, no.
Wait, so you grab niggas on the first date, dicks and shit?
I mean, not on the first date, but I definitely, if I want to, I'm definitely going to do it.
Why?
Because you're not going to stop me.
You're a man.
What man stops me?
Like, ain't no man going to sit here and be like, let me not touch up on you.
That's not how that works.
You are insane.
It's the truth, though.
You're crazy.
Like, if I really want to know what you're working with and I'm generally fucking with you and I'm ready to bring you to my home and fuck with you and actually have you inside me, absolutely.
I'm going to definitely pull you up.
I'm going to learn what?
I'm 27. There ain't nothing to learn.
I've been out here in Florida for a long time.
She ain't lying.
It's true.
Ain't no nigga going to push me off of him.
The body count is a lie.
I got to make it work.
For the third time, yes.
I'm the only bitch on this table that even said the fucking body count.
I got to verify.
I'm not going to say my body count.
- No, that's not, please the face, please the face, please the face, please the face. - Because, even if you say your body crap, they ain't even asked me.
They ain't even asked me, but I wasn't gonna say my period.
- One more question here, and then we're gonna get into the actual topic. - She admitted a sexual harassment. - Would you date a woman who makes less than you?
No.
Every female makes less than a man.
Yeah, I mean for a guy he wants to have like I want to say The leadership role and to take care of the family and provide.
So, of course, if she works at McDonald's, it doesn't matter.
Now, if she is more than him, that's a problem because now she's going to think she's the shit, I want to control shit, and then it's like, no, that's not how shit works.
Or it should work traditionally in a family.
So, yes, a guy who did a girl that makes less than him for sure.
Pretty much, yeah.
Damn.
Cool.
Y'all some power fuckers over here.
I like that, though.
Wait, hold on.
You want to date a man that makes less than you?
Absolutely not.
I wouldn't date anyone that makes any, whether it's a man or a female.
I'm not gonna say that.
That's the point, though.
Because I done dated men that didn't have it.
Some females, that's the problem.
That wasn't the question.
They didn't say, did you?
They said, would you?
That's what I'm answering his question.
So you still would?
Even now?
No, no, no.
I gotta finish mine.
I answered, did you, though?
Yes, I have.
And I said yes, and I'm gonna tell him why.
Yes, because, I ain't gonna lie, some men's be going through rocky roads and they have a little stumble.
Have a little stumble.
And they little padded or whatnot.
So I'm not the type of bitch that be like, oh yeah, a nigga could be up one moment and then he fall down.
Females always like, oh yeah, I need a nigga with more money than me.
Shit.
I could break him up and now he making more than me.
Instantly.
We could do this shit together type shit.
Come on, like a nigga go.
You know how fast.
Let's keep it a beat.
You know how many men.
You know how many men start a YouTube channel.
I watched it.
I followed this dude on Instagram.
And he went from nothing to something in three months.
I mean, and it came up.
Like that.
And then he's where?
He's still up.
He's up higher than he was before.
Okay.
But did you like him even before, though?
That was my dog.
Of course I did.
Oh, okay.
I dated a nigga that didn't have more than me, and then I helped him come up.
I'll say, like, a lot of times...
But then I beat his ass with a stripper pole, so...
Oh!
Yo.
Oh, okay, okay.
So now he's gone.
Perfect.
But, yeah.
So, ladies, real quick.
We'll play a game here real quick.
Thank you, mama.
I got three categories for you, right?
It's status, looks, and money.
In order, what comes first for you?
I'm gonna start right here.
You mean a guy?
Hold on, those are only three options?
For now, for now, for now.
Status, looks, and money.
What comes first, in what order?
Status, money, and then the looks.
Status, money, and then looks.
Okay, for you.
Status.
Next.
Next two.
Put it.
It don't matter.
The last ones don't matter to me.
Really?
Yeah, it don't matter.
It can go any other.
Look, I ain't gonna lie like, you ain't, it'd be pretty, nah, you feel me?
I ain't gonna lie, you just, you just gotta, you just, I just gotta want you.
You just gotta, I gotta want you, I feel like I need you.
You just gotta be that.
Fucking boodocks?
Whatever it is.
I want you.
Okay.
You ain't gotta be all that, you ain't gotta be, I'm not gonna fuck with no ugly ass shit, but, you know, you know what I'm talking about.
What about you?
I would say money status looks.
Oh, this explains why they chose you over me.
What?
I just feel like money brings status, especially within men.
Don't you try to call yourself ugly?
No, you're not ugly.
He's not ugly either.
You're not ugly.
Y'all do that.
She has jokes.
Don't do that.
Thank you.
Honestly, I thought you was cute even when we first met.
That was never the thing.
I would say, you're very handsome.
Don't do that.
That's okay.
Go ahead.
But I will say, looks is number one for me.
Regardless of their comment.
And then if I had to choose between the two, I genuinely cannot stand when a man has status or if he does or doesn't.
So definitely, yeah.
So definitely looks and money.
Okay.
That status, I'd prefer a man without any.
Interesting.
I can agree with that.
You could have money, yeah, without a status.
What about you?
Looks, money, status.
Gang, gang.
Does your man have looks and money?
Yes.
More than you?
Okay, just curious.
What about you?
Status, money, looks.
And in you?
Money, looks, status.
Alright, let's go back around now.
Let's say you found a guy that had all these things that you wanted in order.
Why would you leave him?
What caused you to leave this guy that has all these things in order that you like?
If he's a narcissist, yeah.
Right.
But like, in what way?
What's the red flag?
No, I'm leaving right now.
Narcissist is like a very big word.
Manipulation.
Another girl in the bed?
Okay, so they've been cheating on you.
Yeah.
Alright, what about you?
No, no, no.
Hold on.
Define narcissism.
Yeah, yeah.
Define narcissism.
It's very big.
Yeah, take my arm.
Narcissism is someone that is...
See, here's the thing, right?
Because you guys like to just throw these terms out, and you guys don't even know what it means half the time.
And I find it interesting.
Because I would assume everyone here at the table, most of you said status and money, it seems, right?
Looks and money.
Looks and money?
Some of them some status.
Like two.
Yeah.
Okay.
Status.
Well, either way, regardless.
The money it takes.
Okay.
So, and then you said narcissism.
Are you guys all, like, picky with the men that you guys want?
Are you picky with your men?
Yeah.
I could say, yeah.
Hold on.
Let's go ahead.
Let's use the little things that you guys have.
The sticks.
If you're picky about with the men that you select.
Please give a thumbs up with the green.
Alright, so you guys are all picky, right?
So that means that the guy that you're looking for is hard to find, right?
Not necessarily, because the thing a woman would mostly want in a relationship is respect.
Men would have to respect a woman.
That's the main thing.
By picky, that means most men don't qualify for you, correct?
Absolutely.
No, it depends on what you're looking for in a man.
But that's picky.
Oh my gosh.
If you're looking for a certain thing...
Hey, ladies, ladies, ladies.
Are you picky or not?
Yes or no?
Yes.
Most of you said yes.
Okay.
So, if you're picky, that means that most men don't qualify for you.
Exactly.
No.
Okay.
You should be looking for something that...
A lot of men have in common.
It doesn't mean that it's hard to find a man.
It depends on what the hell you're looking for in a man.
If you're a bougie bitch and you're looking for niggas with money and a whole lot of shit, of course it's going to be hard to find.
That's different shit.
You do understand that if you're picky by definition...
No, no, I just answered it.
Okay, you do realize if you're picky by definition, most men don't qualify for you, right?
Right.
Okay, so therefore that means that a majority of men are disqualified from entering a relationship with you because you're picky, right?
I wouldn't say picky, but main traits that you just can't...
Loyalty, being honest, respect, them the main things to me.
I wouldn't say necessarily picky, but those are the top things.
You said status.
But like, I don't really give a fuck about no status.
Yo, this is why y'all should be in the fucking kitchen, man.
This shit is crazy to me, bro.
Like, you guys can't even logically...
I don't mind being in the kitchen.
I don't mind being in the kitchen.
I can't even logically come to a conclusion.
I was like, alright, are you guys picky?
Yes.
Okay, by definition, that means a majority of men don't qualify for you.
Yes.
Okay, let's see if you guys are saying no.
If you're picky, that means most guys don't qualify.
I didn't say no.
I'm saying maybe not necessarily picky, but them top things.
You said status, which means that's even less.
Bro, and fucking credible, man.
Confused.
Honestly, look.
I'm not confused.
This is why it's very interesting to ask these questions about women, right?
Because...
You guys will sit there and say, oh, I want a top-tier guy.
I'm picky.
I'm selective, blah, blah, blah.
And then you look...
He don't have to have status to be all the way at the top.
But then you get confused and you say, oh, he's narcissistic.
I heard some of you guys say narcissistic.
I heard some of you guys say cocky.
I heard some of you guys say arrogant, right?
Or full of himself.
Don't you think if a guy was able to qualify for you and he was able to become attractive that he has a right to be cocky?
Sorry.
Right?
Wouldn't that be fair?
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay, let's go through this one more time.
I feel like a lot of good girls don't have to say my pants.
Look, look, look.
I didn't hear what you said.
Yeah, because you guys don't listen.
So I'm just going to say this one more time, right?
Please.
I'm going to go through this.
Just don't interrupt me.
I asked if you guys are picky.
All of you said yes.
Okay?
That means if you're picky, you're hard to please.
That means a majority of men don't qualify for you.
Hold on, no.
That means...
I'm not picky.
One on time.
Let me finish it all.
Did you guys or did you not all put green thumbs up when I said, are you picky?
I wasn't here.
You guys did.
I wasn't here.
When you made it, like, when you said, kept saying picky and picky and picky, you made it like, like, it was, I don't know, like, but...
This is narcissism.
I didn't have an opinion.
Oh, this is narcissism?
Wait, wait, wait, this is narcissism?
No.
Who said that this is narcissism?
Can I say something?
Wait, you said it's a narcissism?
I didn't have an opinion.
Yeah, you're dumb.
You're fucking dumb.
Anyway.
I'm not the only one that agrees though.
It doesn't matter if someone agrees.
You just used the word incorrectly.
That's not the definition of narcissism.
I never said it was.
So you just used the word just to use it?
Twice.
No, I said that this is an example of it.
How is this narcissism?
Yeah, how is it?
You couldn't even define it earlier.
I could define it.
Oh, really?
What is it?
You just didn't give me a second.
You need a second.
You got time.
What is it?
Narcissism is like someone that has like mental disorder behavior and that mental disorder behavior like causes a lot of trauma and like, you know?
No, you're fucking wrong.
Incredible.
You use a word.
You don't even know the definition.
Then you try to go ahead and use it on me again.
Bro.
Ladies.
Look.
It's very simple.
I asked if you guys are picky.
You guys all put the green thumb up saying yes.
Fine.
By definition of you being picky, that means most men don't qualify for you.
Fine.
You guys are selective, high standards.
Awesome.
Now, since you have high standards and most guys don't qualify for you, I find it interesting that you'll meet one of these guys that's a top-tier guy with status, money, whatever it is, and then you will go ahead and say, oh!
Well, they're narcissistic.
Are they really narcissistic or they just don't tolerate your bullshit?
Are they really narcissistic or they're confident?
Are they really narcissistic or they just go ahead and have boundaries?
Because what I've realized with women is you guys don't even know the definition of half the words you guys fucking use.
You didn't even know what narcissism was.
Half of you guys will say, oh, you're misogynistic.
But then you can't define what misogyny is.
You guys just use words to use them, right?
This is how females communicate.
It's just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
No meaning to nothing, right?
Words actually have a meaning and a definition when you look it up in a dictionary.
So when you say, Narcissistic?
Or any of these other terms?
I think it's just a guy that's confident that doesn't tolerate your fuckery.
Because you went ahead and got a top tier guy.
That's what I think.
They don't like that.
I've been in a relationship for years, so it's like, I know what I want.
But you're not married though.
You say, but I'm not married or what?
To him.
To who?
Repeat what you just said.
To him.
Repeat what you just said.
But I'm not married to him.
Because that's some personal shit.
I mean, why?
You feel me?
Because it's a lot to unravel.
Because when you're dealing with that, when you're dealing with one person, and you're dealing with that one person, y'all have been through, like, so much.
Did he get down on you to propose to you?
He gave me a ring, but it wasn't no marriage.
It wasn't no marriage shit.
You laughing, but yeah, type shit.
Like, we was in an actual relationship.
And I'm still him to his end.
That's my baby father.
How long have you guys been together?
I'll say, like, eight, seven years.
Damn.
We've been together since I was, um...
Agit.
Agit.
We've been together since I was agit.
That's crazy.
And he hasn't proposed to you?
Nope.
Like I said, it's a lot going on.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
If I went out with a girl, right?
I took her on 10 dates.
Took her to Salt Bay the first time.
I took her to Komodo.
Then I took her shopping in a Birkin bag.
Why am I zooming in on my face that damn?
People are already talking shit.
Okay.
So, let's say I went on a date with a girl ten times, like I said.
Took her to all the most extravagant places.
Hot air balloon one time, helicopter ride, look at the city, all this shit, right?
I spent 20K taking this girl out ten times, right?
And I didn't get no pussy.
Who was the idiot?
Me or her?
You.
You.
Why?
We know.
I'm not taking nobody out of standing out fucking.
I mean, why would you...
I mean, if you're doing it on some genuine shit, then I feel like...
It's my fault, right?
Who's really dumb?
Who's really dumb if you're doing it on some genuine shit?
But it's my fault if I don't get laid, right?
Bitch, I know I'm pretty ho, and your mama ugly, but...
Yeah, but it's...
Sorry.
It's on me, right?
Goddamn.
Yeah, your daddy, grandma, all them...
Yeah.
It's my fault, right?
If I don't get late?
It's your fault.
I wouldn't say it's your fault.
Nothing is your fault.
You chose to do that.
So it's like whatever you get is what you get if you don't get it.
If that's something you're expecting, then that's a different story.
But if you're not expecting it, then I don't know.
Do you realize you just said then it's my fault?
No, I'm not saying it's your fault.
If that's what you did, then that's what you did.
But if you just blew money on somebody and you was expecting it, that's a different story.
That's my point.
But so that's what it was?
Yeah, so yeah.
Then if you didn't get it, then you would feel played.
I wouldn't say you played it to each his own.
You can do what you want to do, but...
It's my fault though, right?
Yeah.
I mean, that's how you feel, then that's how you feel.
That's not how I feel.
That's not how I feel.
If I'm flying a bitch at three states, you gotta say...
Like, I'm not saying, with being that bitch, I don't really care about that, but I'm just saying, in general, in the whole situation, looking in, because it's not me, I'm not...
That's how you feel.
Okay, let me make this easier for you.
I take her out 10 times with the intention to get laid.
Right?
Spent all this money, all this time.
Well, yeah, it's the only reason I met the old women.
Of course, man.
So, we don't actually hang out with you guys for you.
You girls don't know, man.
Come on, man.
You girls know.
I got one to fuck you, man.
Fuck on, man.
I only keep telling people around me.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't fuck with fake hoes.
I don't fuck with people who don't have genuine...
I don't do that.
Character?
I've literally spent maybe...
Nine minutes cumulative of speaking on here, and I'm already annoyed, right?
So, no, we don't talk to you guys.
We don't talk to you guys because talking to you guys.
We want to get laid.
It's the main reason men deal with women is sexual agency.
So, again, I'll ask you.
If I go to the girl ten times and I spend a ridiculous amount of money to court her with the intention of having sex with her, because that's all it means.
If you feel played, then you feel played, then you feel played, then you feel played.
Okay, so I go on ten dates with her all this time, all this money, etc.
For the purpose of having sex, because that's the only reason men talk to you guys.
You know?
Spoiler alert.
The fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
Okay?
So, I spent all this money, and I don't get laid.
Whose fault is that?
That's your fault, I guess.
Thank you.
If you feel like that, then that's how you feel.
Have you ever asked yourself...
I can't tell you nothing otherwise.
Okay, great.
Have you ever asked yourself why your baby daddy hasn't gone down on one knee and proposed to you?
How about I ask myself?
Because I'm the type of person I am.
We wasn't on the same type of timing.
That's what I can say.
Type shit.
You wasn't on the same type of timing?
We wasn't...
Young.
I'm being honest.
So, I mean, I ain't gonna blow it up.
It ain't nothing to be feeling no type of way about, but I'm just being honest with you.
Okay, you do realize that as a woman, it is your job to seek a relationship, and as a man, it's your job to seek the sex?
Oh, excuse me.
Correct.
Right?
Yes, and I played my part.
You feel me?
I played my part.
But did you really?
I did.
I did.
I would argue no.
By definition.
I mean, if you feel that way, you wasn't in a relationship with me.
You didn't see my relationship, so it's like you can't really speak on nothing that ever happened on my relationship.
But because marriage don't have nothing to do with, because what if I didn't want to get married?
So like, you got to think about shit like that.
Like, what if motherfuckers don't want to get married?
Like, y'all just thinking about yourselves.
When women enter relationships, they want long-term, a long-term relationship that's stable.
That typically means marriage.
When men get in a relationship, we want to get sexual access.
We get into relationships for different things.
So we're pursuing sex, you guys are pursuing a relationship.
The analogy I gave you before.
You might be right.
You might be right.
Come on, Juicy.
Come on, Juicy.
That's not Juicy.
That's Queen.
I'm not going to agree.
I wasn't in his brain.
You feel me?
You should be in his brain.
Let me be blunt about this.
The only way you're going to understand this.
I can't even use analogies.
I just have to be blunt here.
You've been with the guy for eight years.
He's your baby father.
The fact that he hasn't proposed to you means you're doing something very wrong.
There you go.
If that's how you feel, then that's how you feel.
It's not a feel.
It's objectively looking at the situation.
If he has not gone down on one knee to marry you, that means you're doing something very wrong.
Queen, you're like 20 to 3?
20 to who?
23. I'm 21. Okay, I thought three to one for you.
Yeah, it's something for me to know.
Ladies, ladies, it is your job.
Let me make this very clear.
I really don't give a fuck.
Okay, cool.
We clearly know you don't give a fuck.
That's fine.
Anyway, but for the rest of the ladies out there.
It ain't nothing to do.
Great.
Let me help the other girls here then so they don't end up in your situation.
It's very simple, ladies.
Your job is to get in a relationship and get a man to commit to you.
If you can't do that, you fail.
You fail.
Queen, queen, queen.
If it don't happen, then it don't happen.
Whose fault is that?
It's not that big of a deal.
It's not about it being nobody's fault.
It's not about it being nobody's fault.
Everybody's situation is different.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You had a different situation, and I could have a whole different outsee of your situation.
Same thing as you with me.
Stop talking.
Stop talking.
That is what it is.
Stop talking.
I need 60 seconds to enter a monologue for the men here.
Proves everything that I've been saying.
See, here's the problem with women.
You guys can't acknowledge when you take L's.
You guys just can't do it, right?
If I go on a date with a girl and I get played, she uses me, I take her on an expensive date, or I don't get laid or whatever, we take L's, we understand this.
It is what it is, right?
Our job is to get laid.
If we fail, we kind of get it because we're used to it.
But for some odd reason, women think, oh, well, he's not committing to me, he's not taking me seriously, he's not wifing me up, etc.
If you can't get a guy to commit to you, As a female, you failed.
We need some metrics of failure here because if we never tell you guys when you're failing, you're going to keep doing the same dumb shit over and over and over again.
If I went out with a girl that kept curving me and never gave me sex and I'm wasting all my money hanging out with her, you guys would call me a dumbass.
Rightfully so.
I am a dumbass.
If you go out with a guy and he's not committing to you or giving you a relationship, you're a dumbass.
Why can't we have it both ways?
There's metrics of failure for men and metrics of failure for women.
But for some odd reason, you guys think you can't lose.
You can.
If you're with a man long term and he doesn't propose, you fucking suck at something.
But you guys just don't want to face this reality.
Well, I'm a female.
I can get any nigga I want, but can you really?
Not really.
Can you really?
Nope.
I mean, no.
You'll get him to maybe fuck you or suck his dick or some shit, but is he going to take you seriously?
Nope.
Ladies, unless you got a ring, I don't want to hear nothing about W's.
That's why I asked him earlier.
I'm like, hey, are you engaged?
If you don't got a ring from a guy that you actually like...
That you love and mind and respect, it's a fucking L. I don't want to hear no fucking, oh, yeah, no, I'm a bad bitch, I got all these niggas on me, but you got a ring.
I don't even think like that.
You don't got a ring, it's a L. Look, no one ever tells you guys that you're losers.
Right, men?
We get told we're losers every day.
I don't look at men like losers.
So I wouldn't want no niggas to look at me like a loser.
Like, what, when, bitches?
I don't know.
I'm just a genuine motherfucker.
I'm just a genuine motherfucker.
They get called losers every day.
Women are always the fucker up.
I was like, they get called losers every day.
Wait, wait, wait.
The chat called them losers every day.
Okay, yeah.
Girls won't even fuck guys at all.
Like, if a guy's a loser, a girl won't even look at a guy.
Define a loser.
At all.
Define a loser.
A guy who doesn't fuck have sex at all.
That's what you define a loser?
I call that a real man.
Oh, really?
Yes.
He's waiting for his white person.
He's waiting for the right person.
Well, I'm doing Henny, I want sex, and I'm doing Henny, and I get sex, I'm losing.
Not every man is like that.
Not every man thinks like that.
Literally.
Not the same way.
Alright, cool.
So, what man wants you more than just sex then?
He snapped.
You say what man want more than just sex?
He snapped.
Some dudes be like, they like food.
He really snapped.
That's the bitch who could cook.
No, it's some men.
Into the mic.
Girl, if he ain't fucking on the first day, he's most definitely fucking in that first week.
He's gonna ask for pussy within the first week.
Oh, my mama.
If you ain't gonna cook or give him no money, you giving that coochie up.
You girls are...
Listen, sex is the majority of things that we want from you girls, alright?
100%.
So then, afterwards, don't do this because you're single as fuck, right?
So, we want a girl who actually...
Hey, listen, man.
I know you're going with your boys, but let's suck your...
I want to suck your dick.
I want to do something.
You girls aren't fucking engaged.
Why is that?
Wait.
Raise your hand if you want to be engaged.
Raise your hand.
Wait, wait.
Green if you want to be engaged.
Red if you don't want to be engaged.
Green.
Come on, girls.
Confidence.
Let's go.
So, two girls don't want to be engaged.
So, four, wait, five out of, what, two?
Really?
But did y'all get proposed to, though?
I could have sworn I heard that.
I could have sworn one of y'all said I got married twice and the other one said I had a fiance.
He said, do you want to be a gay?
Do you want to, but you was engaged.
And I didn't want to be, so I was not.
No, you fucked it up.
I fucked it up?
Yes, you did.
Because you want kids, right?
No.
You don't want kids?
No.
I do not want no fucking kids.
I'm curious.
What made you say no to that?
So my engagements, they were actually very wonderful men.
I actually always wish them the best.
I've always prayed for them.
Always, you know, just wishing the best.
Personally, because I was very young.
I was her age, her age.
I was a lot of people's disabled age when I first got engaged.
And it was too early for me to be a stay-at-home.
Wife.
Too early.
It was.
I was 20, 21. That was way too early.
That's a good age.
That's a good-ass age.
That's good for you, but for me, no.
I'm like, I'm young.
Oh, you still want to go run the streets.
You want to be hot down.
Yeah, you know, like, I'm talking to you out here.
I don't want to sit at home all day doing your laundry, sitting here, taking care of the dog.
Somebody come wife me up right now.
It's like an egg.
Wait, wait, wait.
So, pause.
So, like, so, like, laundry.
Get them here.
It takes five minutes to put shit in the fucking dryer.
You can say it all day.
All I'm saying is, when I run a house, like, it's a household, like, these were, like, good men.
Like, so as in, like, we have an actual household, and they're working all day.
So, I'm really not working all day.
I'm at home with no kids, no dogs.
I'm 21. Like, what am I doing staying at home?
So then get some kids.
I didn't want kids.
But don't you understand?
Y'all keep thinking that we're supposed to hail to men or the dick, but this is not what the case is.
So you don't want kids or a husband?
No.
At the moment, no.
At the moment?
When?
So probably, honestly, I really don't even know if I even want it anymore.
Okay, you said you're 27 now, right?
Yeah.
So what qualifies you more so for a higher status man now than you did before?
Just, well, one, because I have two degrees and also I'm just saying, like, you're more mature as you get older.
You're more mature as you get older and you're also not running the streets like an idiot as you were when you were younger.
Like, when you're 19, 20, 21, coming to Miami, that's clearly a different vibe.
You get what I'm saying?
Let me ask you a question then.
So, you name three things.
Your degrees, being more mature, and you got the partying out of your system.
Is that fair?
Absolutely.
Okay, do you think these three things that you just mentioned make you more valuable to a man?
I don't know if they do or they don't, but I definitely put the ones I always wanted, though.
I've never had an issue.
Of course, yeah.
There are people that can literally tell you, I've known this girl for five years, and not one of them can name any person that I've had sex with.
But they still know about me, though, and I guarantee you I can still get their dick if I wanted to.
Absolutely.
Any man.
There's no man on this earth that's going to be like, oh, I'm friends with a girl that he may or may not want to have sex with.
Why?
Because y'all are easy.
Any man is easy.
Y'all, the biggest, easiest thing that could be easier than a McDonald's burger.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, y'all are literally easier than a fucking cheeseburger.
Like, what the hell?
Look, look, look.
So, let me just, okay.
So, you staved off marriage, right?
Because...
I just was too young when I got engaged.
Okay, you were too young.
Then I asked you, what would make you more qualified now than before?
And the three things you gave me were, you have a degree.
You're more mature, two degrees, you're more mature, and you got the parting out of your system.
Now, realistically speaking...
Do you think men are interested in these three things that you've acquired over these years?
I think definitely men like maturity.
They definitely don't like little 19-year-olds that run around here and be like, oh my god, I want this.
I want this Chanel thing.
I want this Chanel thing.
They're more like, I want women to actually know where to put the money at or where it's supposed to be invested.
Or also, let's say your man is going to the gym.
You want to know what a grown man is talking about.
When you're young, you don't care, nor do you give a fuck what a man is saying.
Okay, let me ask you this then.
You know, let me see where your mind is at.
Name the top five things that men look for in women.
Oh, God.
Well, I haven't had a man in so long.
I don't even know.
I'm scared.
I will say, from my point of view, from my point of view, it will be appearance.
From my point of view, from the men I pull, it'll definitely be appearance.
I would say like you always had to look a certain way like you cannot, you know, you just can't come out the house even if you're going to the grocery store you can't look a certain way.
So definitely appearance.
Men are very, you know, they'll tell you all the time.
Maybe I'm visual.
I mean, niggas, like I said, they're easy.
They're in the cheeseburger and McDonald's.
If they're easy, what are the other four things?
I'd say definitely you have to be able to have a conversation with them.
You have to be able to keep up with conversation.
Okay.
What about three?
Okay, so three more.
Let me see what else.
Well, I would assume, I mean, just like anybody, wouldn't you want someone to have as much as you have?
I'm asking you.
No, but I'm just saying, like, so, for example, like, they have to be in my tax bracket.
Okay.
And I'm not saying you don't, like, for example, when I was younger, when I was her age, I was holding a nigga down for three years in prison and paying all the bills.
I'm saying when I was 21. When I was 21, I was in love, and I was holding a nigga down for three years in prison.
I've been there, done that.
Okay, you think men care about your money?
I'm done doing that.
Okay, hold on.
Absolutely, yeah.
They do care about your money.
Absolutely, because when they find out I got money, they love to even spend even more on me.
What were the last two, then?
Well, damn, the ones that they realize I'm not trying to trap them in the kids.
That's a big one.
Okay.
And then what's the fifth?
They're very scared of these hoes.
What's the fifth?
I would say, honestly, just honesty.
All right.
Did you grow up with a father in the household?
I actually grew up with two.
Was your biological father?
Yes.
My biological was my first one.
Then I have a stepdaddy.
And they're both, actually, they're both best friends and they are both very much in my life.
Whoa.
Who was the, like, they're not best friends, but, like, they're horrible.
Who was the breadwinner in the household?
Your mom or your dad?
Definitely my mom.
Okay.
Did your mom boss your dad around?
She did actually.
Depends which one.
Depends which one we're talking about.
Because here's the thing.
You have a very skewed perception on intersexual dynamics and gender roles.
You were very masculine.
I don't think you understand.
You said appearance.
Let's go back to the appearance thing real quick.
What do you think makes a woman's appearance better?
I don't know about better.
Attitude.
What is the main component about a woman's appearance that is the most important?
I said appearance.
When I say appearance, I mean demeanor.
Okay, let me answer for you.
It's youth.
Okay, it's youth.
Matter of fact, I would argue, everything that when it comes to female beauty is based on turning the clock back to make you look younger.
Whether it's concealer, makeup, mascara, all this stuff is designed, all the plastic surgery, it's all to push the clock back and make you look better, right?
So, I find it interesting that you gave all these like accolades of yours, education, I make money, I got two degrees, I'm more mature now, I got the parting out of my system.
This actually makes you lose value to men that have options.
You understand?
It's like, men don't give a shit about none of that stuff you just mentioned.
What if I went around, right?
And I'm like, you know what?
I'm going to get a bunch of bitches.
I'm going to focus on being super metrosexual, being really good looking, not making any money, focusing on having a bunch of designer wallets and designer belts.
Right?
And you guys would probably look at me like, that's cool, but that doesn't really benefit me.
I don't give a fuck about your belts.
Why?
Because my belts don't give you any utility.
That's not my job as a man.
My job as a man is to provide for you.
So I find a funny woman come in and say, oh, well, I have a degree and I make money.
Men really don't give a shit about that unless they're degenerative losers that are in jail, like the guy that you were supporting.
Hold on, that was over 10 years ago.
Don't get it twisted for me, young and dumb.
Look, look, the point I'm trying to make is it clearly doesn't work, which is why you're not with him.
Right?
So I find it interesting that women give these things that they think makes them attractive.
We don't give a fuck about none of that stuff.
Just like if I told you...
If I told you I got 10 Gucci belts that each cost me 10k a piece, you would look at me like I'm a weirdo.
Rightfully so.
Because who gives a fuck about my Gucci belts?
That's exactly how I feel when you say, I got two degrees.
So what do you look for in a woman?
I don't give a fuck about none of that.
That's the scary part.
You should do this.
What do you look for?
That's the crazy part.
What do you look for?
Did you say literally eight minutes ago?
He said Ashton City.
So what did you say?
Easy, right?
Easy.
But Ashton City, that's what you look for?
Ashton City.
Oh, y'all have a perfect area there.
I would say.
Y'all are a perfect area.
Ashton City.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Ashton City, dog.
Yeah.
She's like, yeah, you're right, nigga.
But I can say something when you quit upon the sit-down.
Come on, come on, queen.
Okay.
Because she was like, people like my age, they be wanting like this type of bags, this type of bags, this type of bags.
I didn't say that.
Yes, you did.
I didn't say nothing about no bags.
I said when I was your age, I was holding a nigga down.
Did she not say females?
She did say that, but I don't think she said that.
I never once brought him no bags.
No, you did.
Shut up!
That's why I want to say something, because it's like, females make it seem like us, younger generation, we do.
We do this, and we do that, and we do this.
But 9 out of 10 people my age are the ones that's put up and locked down.
Then older women are still out here looking for love at 30 years old.
I only hang out with older women.
30 years old, still looking for a nigga.
You feel what I'm saying?
I done met a lot of females that's older than me.
That be like, oh yeah, this nigga got me a little...
And she's in 40 years.
You're 30 years old.
You could have got that your damn self.
Like me being 21. Like, come on.
Y'all hold a nigga down, but at the same time, that shows the value of a woman I am.
Like, that shows how much I care about a man.
I was with that man for two years.
And if you go look him up right now, I bet he got his shit together.
Stupid.
Like, real life shit.
Like, I don't even be seeing her.
Like, I'm not a picky female.
I done dated an ugly man.
I done dated at all.
Because at the end of the day, I'm not into looks like majority of the females.
That's why we're single to this day.
I know.
And y'all be asking for materialistic things.
I don't care about that.
If I see the person playing stuff, that's just that.
We can sleep on the floor.
Bitch, we're going to come up together.
Hell, some of y'all holding niggas down in jail and then shit.
He get out, cheat on your ass.
Also, good shit.
That's great and all.
That's real.
Come on.
Next.
That was quite an earful.
I'm just saying, that's just real like shit.
11 says, damn, where are snow bunnies at?
Not here today.
Holy.
Swanstein.
Shout out to Fresh and Henny Podcast.
Shout out to Mo.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's pretty cool.
One, two, six bottles?
That's hard.
Wait, wait, wait.
Accurate number?
What?
That's hard.
Xander Legal says, they'll be fresh and fit.
Chris, you were awesome on the last panel.
Can't wait to see you perform on this one.
Fresh and Forbidden One.
The lead in the win himself is back in Miami.
Why don't you call him over and see if he joined after hours.
It's been a while, you know.
Oh, you mean...
He means Nico, but...
I mean...
He's busy right now.
With Aiden Ross.
They've been after a while, bro.
No, I meant earlier, though.
I have some questions for ladies.
Pick the best one, or answer all, if you like.
Number one.
What's the most surprising lesson you've learned about men?
Pauline, I think.
Turn on it.
You know what, X.
Say it.
Okay, I guess we'll start here then.
All right, go ahead.
What did you learn about men and surprising?
Nothing?
They're just simple.
Simple men.
No, no.
Change your song.
How?
They just want you to shut the fuck up.
They want you to fuck them.
Make a sandwich.
They want you to cook for them.
And don't nag.
Don't nag.
Where's your man?
Damn.
Damn, nigga.
Come on, Chris.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, so she's learned to be simple.
Okay, gotcha.
Oh, I've given those qualities to the man.
You sure?
Yes.
Where is your phone?
Maybe to the wrong one.
To the wrong one, exactly.
A little bit, yes.
She's like doing a bunch of hands almost.
It's a Cuban thing, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I have a day in Cuban girls.
I've been totally high for four years.
I played football with her.
But yes, I've done all those three qualities.
Shut up, cook, and not nag.
Okay, okay.
They'll go pick somebody else.
Do better.
Oh, I can do it better.
No, no, no.
She makes your tongue out at you.
She was like...
That's what she did.
I was like, Lily, that's what she did.
She's like, come on.
Come on, man.
It was sexy.
That's how I was like...
Do the fucking...
Do it again.
I need some honey, and then I got you.
21, over?
Not for this show.
Not for this show.
After you can drink honey with Chris, how about that?
Maybe.
I drink tequila.
Fuck you.
Talk in.
Later.
I do like honey tequila.
Hey, listen, man.
Hey, by the way, he's single.
Just so you know.
Oh, no.
I would have never guessed.
Shut the front door.
I mean, listen, man.
I mean, that's good for a guy, though.
That motion in the ocean not working out, huh?
We can go on to the next one.
I mean, what's next?
Number two.
Have you ever ghosted a guy?
If so, why?
Oh, yeah.
Yes, mommy.
It's easy.
They'll have.
You can just do this.
Fresh.
Yeah, they'll have.
Green.
Fresh.
Come on, man.
All green, right?
Yeah.
Fresh.
Okay, at number three.
Should men be responsible for paying all the bills in a marriage or a relationship?
Only if you're doing your part.
Only if she's doing her part.
Only if you're doing your part.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
If she's not sucking a dick or cooking, no.
If she's sucking a dick and cooking and doing wiping material, hell yeah!
You feel like taking all the clothes off the floor and all that?
Into the mic?
Amen.
Pick them clothes up.
So basically, if they do their part, they can get that.
Okay, cool.
Yes, sir.
All right.
What's the next one?
Numbilly1 says, FNF Crew, there's a package for you guys.
Icy knows where it is.
I think you guys will all enjoy it, especially Myron.
All right.
That's so sweet.
We'll do it on Locals.
Waylo, show up to Fresh for giving me the three or four facts on a girl in Miami.
For all the bundle of sticks who said Fresh doesn't offer value.
Yeah, the whole fact is real on that one.
He said bundle of sticks.
So he sent me a photo of a girl that was on a yacht and asked if I know her.
The fact I don't know her means on some level.
She's okay, but then again, you never know.
No, but she's like...
Alright, so, listen.
So, he wanted to date her?
Yeah.
Like, seriously?
I guess we'll see where he's gonna go.
But I happen to know her.
She's pretty stable, so I'll give him a pass on that one.
But he still got it better, though.
Nah, bro.
Your upset father.
Ladies!
Oh, shit.
Travis Hunter and his girl.
Sorry, that's another dude in Charleston's girl.
Oh, what the fuck?
Ladies, do women who have a 304 digital footprint deserve a high caliber man?
Why or why not?
Meaning OnlyFans or porn or whatever stuff.
Do they deserve a good man?
Raise your...
Some dudes like what they like.
Hands if they do.
Green for yes, red for no.
What was the question again?
So does a woman that actually does like pee stuff and like is an OnlyFans deserve a high value man?
She says yes.
Why do you say yes?
I mean, that isn't like the end-all be-all for me if she's a genuine person at the end of the day.
They're looking for a genuine connection.
It depends on the man's boundaries.
So just real quick, a man worked his house off, went to school, got a degree maybe, got a really good paying job, started a business, and he's going to wife up a whore?
No.
Nobody's...
When you word it like that, but...
I'm telling you that.
She's still a person at the end of the day.
No, I agree, but she can go with the lower class niggas.
Maybe the higher class won't really fuck with her energy, fam.
Yeah, but why should...
It's all context.
But why does she deserve a guy who's working hard?
Everybody deserves somebody who is good to them and treats them well.
You can keep finishing, yeah.
Yeah.
Because, like, you know, when you talk over me and then you're just like, oh, whatever.
And me personally, I already don't know you personally.
But it's like, if I was wanting to get to know you, like...
So far, you as a kid, you were kind of thick, you know, like, I was enjoying the features, but then the more you talk, the more you turn me off.
Yeah, I felt the same way about you.
I'm not going out to you.
Yeah, yeah, but it's fine.
It's more girls like you in Miami.
Yeah, and it's way better than me.
These guys won't marry you.
They'll fuck you.
And smack it!
You're just saying some shit just to say some shit.
Y'all don't really know me like you said, so who are you to say some shit like that?
I know niggas, and trust me, she has like, what, three piercings on her nose?
Two?
What about it?
Don't fuck the shit out of you, and then just to leave you home.
Who said I'm fucking?
Doesn't matter.
It's like...
Guys can move on to a whole next girl because this girl is prettier than you.
I'm sorry to say, I've been doing shit for almost four years and I see lots of girls on the panel.
And just hump yourself.
Like, you're not that pretty.
Like, you're hot.
You're thick.
I really don't care about your opinion, though.
That's crazy.
I'm not here to be the prettiest bitch at the end of the day.
I'm trying to elevate myself to the highest potential that I have.
Like, doing what, though?
I ain't even worried about what you got going on, fam.
You trying to talk about my looks and all this other shit.
You don't even know me like that, though.
I mean, I'm trying to humble me.
But look at you, though.
What's wrong with him?
You crying?
No, I don't care, but I'm just saying, you're not the finest shit in the world, either.
Neither am I. I don't give a fuck about none of that.
Okay, but age is on my side, not your side.
Okay.
Because the more you get, the more unfuckable you become.
I don't care.
You don't care?
I'm out here to try and elevate myself.
I don't care about no dick.
Wait, what?
So, do you want kids?
I don't really care for kids right now, no.
Yes or no?
No?
Okay, cool.
So, like, do you want a man?
Okay.
I really don't care for that shit right now.
Alright, so single?
Yeah, I'm single.
Alright, queen.
Alright, do you, man.
I am, thank you.
That's all I was saying.
You guys would be a great couple because you're both over 200 pounds.
Wait, wait, wait.
Damn.
Wait, butt mine.
Damn.
I'm going to lose pounds.
I want to lose somebody.
She can't lose bodies.
Y'all think that's funny, but I really don't care about none of that.
Y'all talking about my weight, how I look.
Can we talk about some real shit?
Can we talk about some real shit?
I can lose weight, too.
You know what I'm saying?
Did I tell you my body count?
What's your body count?
It's something to yours, man.
You don't know my body count, though.
That's crazy.
You're in a red body suit, man.
Yeah, what about it?
You're in a red shirt.
What the fuck kind of comment is that to me?
I mean, guys and girls are different, though.
Period.
I don't really care.
And I hope they picking you.
You saying period.
Period.
Girl, bye.
No, no, no.
I don't like how you lying on the panel.
Like, you know, you be out here fucking saying you don't be fucking.
You too.
I know I'm fucking.
I'm fucking one person.
But you're not fucking one person.
So you can keep that mic quiet over there.
Stay quiet on that side.
Baby, I know people you fucked.
I can name like four of them right now.
Oh, shit.
You too.
Oh, my mama.
Oh, God.
Keep it quiet on that side.
You been playing crazy all night.
You've been playing crazy.
Shut up!
I'm not arguing with no bitches who fuck at modeling agencies.
What the fuck are you talking about?
We be getting booked and you be fucking at the bookings.
We don't have nothing to talk about at the piano.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What you want to say?
I didn't eat your pussy and what about it?
Everybody know I eat pussy.
You really want to talk about shit?
How you be selling pussy?
Selling?
That's you!
- I'm selling coochie.
- Did you?
- No, wait, wait, let's really call some.
Let's really call some.
Let's really call some.
You got four niggas in jail, you got mad at your nigga in jail, 'cause he asked about me, yo, get it together.
Fuck you not sitting with me, you're a big-ass bitch.
I'm gonna call you a fupa.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna call you a fupa, ho.
- Where's your son?
- Where's your son? - Where's your son? - You can smack.
- Where's your son?
- Do it.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Do it.
- Do it.
Go ahead, do it.
Wait, wait.
Do it.
Wait, we good.
No, kids, I ain't even heard about that.
You're a bad bitch.
We have five abortions.
You have five abortions.
You're lying.
You're lying.
You sell your pussy.
You sell your pussy.
You put Woody brother in the back.
- Somebody come get dead. - Put your dick behind the door.
Tell my sister, man, I can tell my mama. - We're gonna calm down. - No, 'cause you're making up lies about me.
When's the last time you see your kid though?
I see my kid yesterday.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
Sure.
Mom, mom, mom.
Bitches make up lies and all type of shit.
I didn't bring up her kid.
Yes, she is bringing in personal shit.
She's talking about me.
Shut up.
She's talking about me, but you're going to.
You're a hoe.
I'm a hoe.
Okay.
Yeah.
Mom, don't separate them real quick.
She a hoe.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, but, but.
She's a hoe out of here.
So, so listen.
Listen.
I'm going to stop right there.
This girl trying to clock tea that's not even there.
It's true. - That was wild though. - She mad about nothing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not worried about it.
I'm a ho.
I got you.
No, because she's lying about me on the street.
We got messages.
No!
She's lying about me on the stream.
Messages, videos.
No, I'm not leaving.
You're not leaving.
You're not leaving.
Y'all need to control this.
What, bitch?
You're scared.
You're scared of me.
I'm scared?
Did you see me more?
You had to call me a pussy.
Did you see me more?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna be scared about this bitch, dog.
Stop it.
Listen, we'll all get along here.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
- Bring it.
- Sophia.
- No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - I'm good talking about fat ass bitch.
You're like, look at you.
You're not.
Girl, you're nigga at jail.
What do you mean?
You got mad at your niggas.
Okay, fine.
We'll continue.
You talking about fat ass bitch, but you selling pussy.
You selling coochie.
Ask about Juicy in Miami.
Everybody know she be selling coochie.
What y'all know?
I don't want to go.
Get white girl wasted.
You got the same name.
Juicy, right?
That's the eater.
No, no.
That's why you dance at the club.
You only 19. Who is 19?
I'm 19 years old.
I'm 19. I'm 19. Thank you.
I'm done talking.
I'm gonna smack her ass by the end of the show.
I'm good.
What's the hoe talking about smacking me?
She ain't gonna do a fuck thing.
You ain't gonna do a fuck thing.
We gonna move on.
You ain't gonna do a fuck thing and I burst that on my mama.
Are y'all dead ass people I will.
Stop talking to me bitch on my mama.
Are y'all dead ass people?
Nobody dead.
Bitch, you know how I get active.
I fight fat bitches like you.
You got 30 bodies in one day.
And I witnessed it.
I witnessed it.
I witnessed it.
Put that on your son.
Bitch, you're fucking weird.
Okay, you can do this shit elsewhere.
We gotta show the right hair, ladies.
If you don't like it, you can leave.
Okay?
Alright, cool.
Alright, we got some other chats here.
Grimly, how many men does it take to open up a beer?
None.
It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Okay, there you go.
We got Final Chewer says, hello FNF ladies.
Ladies, is it harder for men to provide or for women to obey?
Well, it's pretty obvious to obey.
SuperHobby says, Chris, four years ago I was 32 and you said you were 34. How are we the same age now?
You're capping.
Because probably I was lit.
I don't know.
That's not good, bro.
Can't do it.
Ladies, the girl next to you.
Remember, 10 is flawless, 5 is average, and something they can improve on physically.
Guess the weight, too, as well.
Nah, bro.
We should do that!
Knowledge battle, bro.
Oh my god, why do y'all have this screenshot of me up there like that?
Get the fuck out of here!
I wanna read it!
So you want to get that one?
Yeah.
Comfort zone!
The way how this 304 is talking, I know that dome is good.
Listen, ladies, even though tonight you may have the stuttering brothers on this panel, tonight, listen to what they're saying.
The ghosts keep you from buying a lifetime of Chewy.
The city high game is apparently fire.
He's saying it keeps you from buying a lifetime of Chewy.
He means from the dog website, right?
Okay, we got some more chats here.
We got Nathan.
Hi, everyone.
I'm currently talking with a young woman who lives in Paris while I'm in California.
Should I continue to pursue this with the goal of a serious relationship?
Also, I'm Christian and she's Muslim.
Should I continue it?
P.S. I'm 20 and she's 19. Okay, so you're Christian.
She's Muslim.
You're 20. She's 19. And she's in Paris here in California.
My friend, there's no point to this because it's long distance.
And at the same time, you're young.
Just live your life, bro.
She's not for you.
She's too far away.
And religion-wise, it's not going to match up.
So, no.
Sun Eye.
Yo, a fan of gang.
When I hear Chris speak on Henny, all I hear is...
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah. Henny, Henny, Henny.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Shut up, fresh.
Yo, yo.
Fuck.
Yo, fuck, yo.
I'm literally fucked.
Yo, it's fucked.
Yo, niggas, want me a Henny tonight?
Yo, Chris, man, Henny.
Yo, pick and choose, niggas.
Is it TTS?
Let's see.
I want to see what it's going on.
Sun Eye.
Tips $35.
Yo FNF gang.
When I hear Chris speak on the Heaney...
All I hear is ma, ma, ma, ma.
Blah, blah, blee, blue, blah.
Henny, henny, heeny.
Blee, blue, blah, blee.
La, la, la, la, la.
Henny, heeny.
Shut up fresh.
I'm lit as fuck.
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Alright.
Any more chats here?
Two more.
Steve.
Ladies, please delete these words from your vocabulary.
Type shit.
Queen.
Point blank, period.
Say what?
Hot girl, summer.
Boss.
I'm a boss.
Boss bitch.
I feel like.
Equal and no.
95% on your way to finding a man, but the other 95% you're cooked.
Three or four.
Lee.
Holy.
Okay?
And then Ryan Smith says, the shit next to Fresh, where did you get your wee from?
The Lorax?
Ryan Smith?
What's the Lorax?
He knew what the Lorax was.
It's a movie.
It's a movie.
Yeah, it's like...
What do you say?
What do you say?
Let him die.
Wow.
That's my favorite movie.
I'm not lying.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
I love that movie.
I ain't gonna lie.
Queen shit.
You gotta let it die.
Let it die.
Okay.
The rest can't show.
Okay.
So, real quick.
Chris So Before we go to the next part, do you have a question for the ladies?
No, let's go to Rumble and the show.
We've got a video to play.
We're going to Rumble.
Alright guys, coming over to Rumble guys.
We're going to Rumble right now.
If you guys don't mind.
We'll end on YouTube here.
I'll give you confirmation.
Cool.
And then if you don't mind, Bill's cute, cute the video for the next segment.
But yeah, in the meantime ladies, so this video is going to kind of portray...
How men end up fighting a girl, putting effort, time, energy, and then all of a sudden, things change, and sometimes people are less sad.
Very sad, because they thought they found something good, pretend to be really bad.
So, this is why you need to hold facts and figure out what a girl's really about from the very beginning, but it's not always easy.
Cool.
Alright, let's play the video.
Here we go.
She dumped me for a super rich Israeli guy after also 22 years.
What's the reason you think she dumped you for the other guy?
She became money hungry.
For example, when we traveled economically, this guy, she travels first class.
So yeah, money talks, I guess.
Did she tell you that she was going to leave and go with this guy or did she cheat on you?
At the time she cheated.
So I said, well, as far as I'm concerned, the marriage is over.
There's no more trust.
So I fought for divorce.
Did she want to make things get better or what was she done?
She really wanted to separate.
So I told her, what planet you live on?
Just want to separate, and then if you decide with this rich guy to come back to me, I should accept you.
It's not going to happen, not on planet Earth.
Was it hard for you that she did that?
Yeah, in the beginning, it came as a shock, just like to everybody else.
But you have to face reality.
There's going to be people better looking, richer, smarter, and whatever.
You happen to be, accept it and make the best of it.
What happened with your wife?
She died.
So, we'll just break down the video for your thoughts on it.
Was he in the wrong for telling her to leave and not come back?
Or was the girl in the wrong for leaving him for another man with more money?
The girl was wrong for leaving him with a man for more money.
Why?
Because, personally, if you build a relationship with the other guy that you have, I feel like the amount of money that the next man has really matters.
And I agree with his opinion.
Like, if you could leave me for another nigga, you could stay with that nigga, honestly.
Stay there.
Okay.
What about you?
For the video.
I agree with her.
Why?
You got to speak into the mic Um Oh motherfuckin' Hennessy Tequila 28 Yeah Yeah nigga Type shit Can you ask the question again?
Yeah.
Oh my.
Yeah.
Got you.
Stupid.
Stupid.
You know what?
Double stupid.
Never mind.
I'm just going to move on.
Triple stupid.
For mine.
Yep.
She missed the video.
What about you?
With the video?
Yeah, because I couldn't see it.
Was it, like, she was, like, covering it?
Oh, she's blocking you?
Well, both of you guys, you know.
No, but, um, tell her again.
Like, tell her, like, what the whole thing was about.
Well, you heard it, though, right?
His wife left him for a guy with more money.
Thoughts on it?
Um, I feel like that's what it usually happens.
Is that what you would do?
I won't do that.
Really?
No.
I'm a loyal person.
I'm a loyal person.
That's what they all say.
This is your time, right?
So if you seem stupid to our panel, to our audience, then it's up to you.
Because we're trying to give you a chance, but you're leaning back.
Oh, once again, play the video and you're acting stupid right now, right?
So this is your only chance for you to redeem yourself.
Because if you're acting stupid right now...
I'm gonna roast the shit out of you all night, from here on out, okay?
So, do not try me right now.
Because, listen, at the end of the day, like, I stopped two girls from fighting right now.
So, you're like, just like...
You didn't do shit.
You weren't gonna do a fuck thing.
Can y'all please tell how I really fight big bitches in real life?
Like, bitch, dude, don't fight for real.
You be fighting little bitch, crack headass baser bitches like you.
Shut the fuck up.
I fucked up!
Baster.
Oh yeah.
I'm sure you did.
Did you just make a personal?
I'm sure you did.
Shut the fuck down, whole bad page asshole.
No.
You was on my personal.
You was on my personal.
40 dollars for two hours.
I don't even think that you're drunk.
Girl, I'm gonna smack you.
Shut up.
You're not gonna do a fuck thing.
Max, you see how she keeps saying something to me and I turn up, y'all turn me down.
Get this bitch. - Like, you can hang on to her. - 'Cause I'ma smack that bitch.
You're not gonna do a fuck thing.
Alright.
Go ahead.
Good job, Chris.
Go ahead and get rowdy.
Pop your shit down.
Alright, alright, alright, go ahead.
What about you?
I'ma smack this bitch.
Oh, you won't smack this bitch.
I'ma smack this bitch.
It's fine, it's fine.
Go ahead.
Alright, you know what?
I was wrong.
Alright, go ahead.
Next.
I forgot what the question is.
I didn't even see the video.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hey, you're right, man.
Yo, she popped the fuck off.
Hold on, Chris.
You doing too much.
Real quick, the video.
We just started, right?
So I realized.
Thoughts on the video?
Was he in the wrong way?
Was he in the right?
He's on the right because he knows his worth.
You started it.
I feel like.
Nigga, I'm the fuck.
It's a whole podcast.
I'm just saying.
No, he keeps talking about it.
I don't get a fuck because you saw me from first and I'm trying to be like the peacemaker to keep you on the podcast.
You know what?
You're not.
Are you not you're not being Bitch I don't know I'm working on myself 23. I'm 23. I'm 23. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Actually.
I'm not a click.
You are a ho.
And I've seen that on shrimp.
Girl.
I'm trying to keep going.
I'm a fucking host family.
And then you got blessed with a little ass dick.
That's crazy.
Oh my God.
You probably got to pay the fuck.
I'm so fucking pissed.
I know you paying for pussy.
I know.
When's the last time you've seen that thing?
When's the last time you've seen that thing?
You probably got a couple of them.
You talking about your body can't hide.
What are you saying?
Like Sutterman?
No, you got to start it in the whole fucking video.
Sound fucking retarded.
I don't care what you say about me being a hoe, because I could say, oh, I'm not a hoe, you still go, oh, you a hoe.
I don't give a fuck about it.
You said you was a hoe.
No, I did not.
When did I, y'all, when did I say that I was a hoe?
Can y'all please tell me?
Can y'all please tell me?
Why is the body count?
Okay.
I don't need to tell a random motherfucker my body count.
The fuck?
Why would I need to tell you my body count?
Tell me yours.
Tell me yours.
Nothing yours, you hoe.
Tell me yours.
But you ain't gonna tell me, you ain't gonna tell me yours, but you gonna ask me mine.
That don't matter.
Tell me your body count.
I'll tell you mine.
Why are you yelling at me?
Because you sound stupid as fuck.
What, are you angry?
No, I don't give a fuck.
Are you triggered?
Yeah, because you're a girl.
I'm a guy.
That don't matter.
You're acting like a bitch right now.
Oh, a bitch?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
You are.
You're trying to be petty?
Listen.
I am very petty, alright?
Okay, let's be petty then.
What you gonna say, oh, you fat?
Oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
Chris wouldn't fuck me, that fat bitch.
Oh, oh, I'm gonna cry.
Mitch, I don't give a fuck.
What you got under there?
What you got under there?
Take that hat off.
Let me see your hairline.
Let me see your hairline.
Let me see your hairline first.
Oh, okay.
You don't want to go there.
- What's your longest relationship?
What's your longest relationship?
- My long friendship?
- What's your longest relationship?
- It will never be you.
It will never be yours.
- I don't wanna be with a fat bitch like you.
You act like a hoe.
Yeah, we twinning them.
Twinning them.
I can't lose weight, but she can't lose bodies.
I can lose weight.
I can lose weight.
Yeah, I know it's crazy.
We twins.
We studied it all day.
Okay, we twins.
When's the last time you see your dick, Chris?
You lose weight?
When's the last time you see your dick, Chris?
Okay Okay
Okay
Let me see what's under your motherfucking hat, Chris.
Come on now.
You got a body count, baby.
Let me see what's under your motherfucking hat.
If you, if you big guys, Tidamahfucka up.
You got a body count. Tidamahfucka up.
You got a body count.
Tidamahfucka up.
So hold on.
You got a body count.
You would pay for this, Lucio.
I'm a C-C.
You are a C-C.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm a C-C.
I'm a C-C.
I'm just a rich guy.
Guys, what's up, fucker?
Because they were fucking and...
But don't make sure you're gonna hold on him ass.
You couldn't even fucking go.
You couldn't even get it.
Wait a minute.
Fuck you, shoot some ass.
Hold on, I got an idea.
Why is your man, bitch?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got a lot of this.
Thank you.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
We can do this, right?
I'll bring the scale out.
I'll bring the scale out.
You both get on.
Now we don't even gotta do that.
No, we don't even gotta do that.
We don't even gotta do that.
We don't even gotta do that.
Deal?
Y'all are being ignorant.
Y'all are being ignorant.
Cause y'all keep talking about the weight thing.
Why that matters?
You called me fat?
He called me fat first.
I would never, I would never, I would never call somebody fat.
Off the muscle.
Off the muscle.
That's not the fact.
We all live in America.
We're all in the flight.
We're all in the flight.
I don't give a fuck, fat, skinny, any type of weight.
I got fucking energy.
I'm the type of person.
My energy get me indoors and you can never get in, bitch.
Fuck.
Go ahead and put I don't give a fuck about what y'all got to say about my weight, bruh.
Who's scared?
I don't give a fuck about that shit!
I don't give a fuck about that shit.
Y'all are being that ignorant.
All right, listen.
All I'm talking and you scared this way, this skill, says a lot.
Who's scared?
Both of y'all.
I'm not feeding into your ignorant ass shit.
I already did enough.
Ignorant?
Ignorant.
Let's keep it real.
Ignorant.
We talking about, wait, let's talk about some real shit.
What the fuck we all here for?
We just talking shit.
Stop yelling, bro.
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
Bro, you're so boring.
I don't care.
I can't keep you.
You're gonna keep me off.
Get that fuck out.
Get that bitch out of here.
Get out, man.
It's Lucy the Ram on my Instagram.
Follow me.
Don't follow her.
Take me.
Sound plus.
You're pretty good.
Sound plus.
You see how she can't stand something?
Sound plus.
Y'all fat ass can't even stand on the scouts.
I'm just a terrible.
I can't do it.
I got it.
Okay.
Get out of here.
Time to go.
Come on.
Bro, you fucking sick and going as fuck.
Today.
Not tomorrow.
Get out of here, bro.
Come on, baby.
Chris.
Come on.
Leave, man.
Leave, man.
I don't go fuck out of here.
Get on that skill.
All right.
All right.
Son of a class.
No.
Hell no.
Get on the skill.
Get the fuck out, bitch.
How many does your dick go?
I would rather get to fuck around here.
Y'all gotta let orange hair be on her.
I'll say this quickly.
She mad because she bigger than you.
They've been wanting y'all to fight.
It's the fupa!
She been working out for three years and still ain't lose no weight yet.
That's bad.
I thought when you do drugs, you're supposed to lose weight.
Okay.
Okay, chill.
Okay, I'm done.
Y'all, this a good night.
Aaron, you okay?
Hey, Aaron, you okay?
Ho, ho, ho!
The freaks!
Yo, you know what?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, why don't I put a bash woman on here?
Like, I don't understand.
Hey, man.
Blow the toilets.
Hey!
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
Like, like, like, like, you can leave, man.
Well, thank God she left now.
Okay, we're gonna actually wrap this up in quick succession.
We're gonna do some more chats and then head out of here.
Bills.
We'll do this real quick, if you don't mind.
Uh, fresh updates.
Fat asshole, you got fucked on camera.
Holy shit!
Yes, she did.
And accused her of trying to pushy.
- Oh, but she's talking about what you said though.
How you been saying, "Oh, Chris!" - Oh, I'm bad, sorry, sorry.
- Okay, yeah, that's what they're talking about though, right? - You are worthless. - She said fat asshole, I'm not fat.
- Wait a minute, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm reading this shit. - Okay. - Not only do you eat lasagna all day, but you literally look like a lasagna too.
You're not hot enough to wear that outfit.
I see your stomach hanging out.
That's all I was saying.
That's what you said, baby.
I was saying.
220 pounds.
Yo, yo.
Goddamn.
But why did it cover the whole screen?
She was born?
The mods found out.
She was born?
Yes, I told you.
Y'all thought I was faking?
That's what she said.
If y'all know, like, on YouTube, when they get, like, the behind the scenes, they got a video of her behind the scenes on, like, the other page.
Yeah, they have her on there.
With a lot of celebrity stuff.
When we do bookies, she does that.
Are they funny about her?
Yeah, she does that.
She does that.
That's why she don't get paid from the bookies, because she fuck them in the bag.
We got some more.
Darkseid, uh, Darkseid says, Whop her ass, Juicy.
I'm not you, Clifford.
- Okay. - Oh! - Oh! - That was that. - Last comment. - Shake you on Twitter.
Shake you on Twitter versus Arrow. - Girl, Twitter is 30 years 30, like birth.
That's birth.
Damn.
That's birth.
She gained some weight, Miss Piggy.
She did gain some weight.
Tell the Kool-Aid woman we done see her on X. She a hoe on that shit writing nigger dick for money.
Oh, thank you asshole.
God damn.
Sim Simma.
Who got the keys to my bimba?
Obama!
Myron!
Tell Chris to bring up Ogipana on like Dollface, Nina the Pineapple, and Zena, for example, so we can ask them where they are in their dating life.
What have they applied, and why they haven't applied your advice to lock down a man yet?
I think it's more RP content for the boys to learn from there.
So it's not a bad idea.
Blackest Panther says, As terrible as it was, I'd still rather listen to that ginger Bonobo rap than Joe Budden.
You ain't gonna talk to my mom for a minute.
Oh, Bonobo.
Yo, Boilem.
Best podcast in the world, you heard?
Official ratings from Fresh.
Oh god, I can't...
2.2. Porch Monkey Troll 1.
Uncle Michael Rosen.
Noise Meme 3.5. Porch Monkey Troll 2.
Angry Slardar.
Light Skin Megan Good.
Green Bean Goblin.
Porch Monkey Troll 3. Young Marin Talissa Soto 4.
Just lose weight.
We got three of them in section 8 in the panel.
The Frank Castle is going to be high as fuck.
How much do you want to bet three out of three of them are getting castled?
Girl in the Middle got potential.
just say that diarrhea that's slang out of your voice Okay.
Okay.
That's giving her redneck shit, but hey.
That's weird shit.
Quick slap.
Yeah, what's Freck's wife doing on the panel?
Holy goddamn.
What the fuck?
They're quick as fuck with this shit.
Model?
Food model.
Goddamn.
What?
What's up, Shay?
Pink hair seems like it's glued on.
Based on that hairline, it's evident.
How about that girl in the brown sweater?
She'll look like stank from Farm Girl.
Nose ring.
Cooked.
Y'all lame as fuck.
That shit sound dumb.
No, she left.
Okay, ladies.
We'll give you a lot of thoughts on the show.
Hey, I love it.
How's the show for you?
We'll start right here.
How's the show?
What did you learn from the show at all?
If anything.
Just shut up and look pretty.
And shout out to DJ Talk.
Thank you for coming.
Appreciate that.
What about you?
Hey, shout out to this whole platform, all the boss mans, all the boss ladies up in the building.
Shout out to all the pretty ladies here.
I fuck with this shit.
Heavy as fuck.
I liked it.
It was cool.
All that.
Yeah.
Y'all got a 10 out of 10. Thank you for coming.
Appreciate that.
Gotta get down.
I'm not surprised.
But thank you.
What about you?
Definitely shout out to Detox.
I would say Detox is always the one that puts me on.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Shout out to Detox.
He's always the one that puts me on the good stuff.
But I do want to say I'm grateful to hear men's opinions and also be surrounded by beautiful women.
And so I do appreciate that.
And just hear y'all opinions as well.
So that's a beautiful thing, you know?
So definitely, I appreciate that.
Thank you for coming.
Your next man, if he goes out with his friends, are you going to leave him?
No, I didn't.
Sunlight, it's 35 joints.
WFNF.
Chris and the whale in the red are a match made in heaven.
Come on, Chris.
Go chase after her.
Trust me.
She has not gone too far.
She is waddling her way outside.
You just need Myron to give you a raise to feed her.
Oh, my God.
Hey, hey.
You need me a nigga?
Oh, my Jesus.
You're still going to breathe.
I mean, listen, man.
I'm a nigga, man.
All right, next.
Okay, what about you?
You're acquiring the whole show from its personality.
Well, fuck how you felt about this show.
This show is big, bitch.
You got a bit, Frank Nellie.
You got a bit.
I'm sorry, y'all.
I'm sorry.
I'm reading the comments.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I was talking.
It was just so you know a lot of people were.
That's good, bro.
You know, having their moment.
I'm sorry about that.
How was the show for you?
What did you learn?
It was cool.
What did I learn?
Yeah.
It's a mic.
Pull it.
I didn't learn much, to be honest.
I can only just say that.
I learned a couple things from Myron.
Some things he was saying was making sense.
You guys were making sense.
Fuck you.
And some of them were making sense as well.
So it was cool to like...
So any questions like...
No.
What about you?
Overall, the experience was great.
Y'all know I like listening to y'all talk.
I'll be definitely looking forward to coming back.
And yeah.
Thank you for coming.
It was good hearing like both sides, you know, opinions about different things.
Alright, question though.
My man Chris here is single.
You gonna go with him?
One day.
On the Henny.
Sun Eye, tip $35.
W Myron hosting Andrew and the Beater.
I was wondering when a fight was going to break out.
Shorty with the orange wig is tough even though she has no butt.
And is flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat.
She's about you tough but you got no butt.
First of all, I'm a little delusional.
Say he loves you though.
She got something.
I got something.
We didn't move, but I ain't gonna do too much.
Just go see my Instagram.
Okay, I didn't want to see that.
Tracy?
What were you?
So, yes.
Date night with Chris?
Fuck you.
Yes or no?
Yep.
Bro, like, it's fine, man.
I mean...
I'm not really looking for nothing right now, you know?
Just a fun time.
That's it.
Fun time?
What do you mean fun time?
Just fucking because that's what he's trying to do and I'm not on that.
No, go on the next day, chill vibes.
Alright, so what do you do?
Like you drink, you dance?
I like nature stuff.
I like traveling.
Oh, traveling?
What?
To where?
Like Miami?
Out the country.
No, like out the country.
Out the country?
Yeah.
I ain't paying for your shit, bro.
Oh, like Dubai?
No, no, not even.
No, because...
It could be DR, it could be Costa Rica, Aruba.
I asked you, what do you want, right?
And then you said, out the country.
No, you asked me, what do I like?
No, yeah, or like, a like or want.
And then you said, out the country.
And then you said, like, before sex.
Like, why would I take you out the country, like, before sex?
Never.
To see what it's in.
I don't know.
Bye.
I have to fuck you before I take out the country.
See, this is small-minded.
So small-minded.
Open your mind.
There are literally people that literally, genuinely, like, they're literally wake up and they'll be like, you know what?
I'm going to Belize to fuck a girl that's already there.
What?
Well, I mean, I guess.
That's a whole different chapter.
Yeah, like, I'm just saying.
I have one question.
Right.
What separates you from a girl in Belize?
I wouldn't know.
I didn't talk to the girls in Belize.
No, no, no.
For a guy.
There's really no separation.
I was a guy, right?
Whoever going.
Can I talk?
Oh.
So, if I met a girl in Belize, right?
And I met you.
What would be a difference for me to actually...
Be into you.
I can't tell you other than...
Of course!
...that she's in Belize and I'm like...
Pussy!
I don't know what Belize girls do, though.
Belize pussy!
Like, why would I know what Belize girls are into?
All I know is there are people that literally will call you.
Like, if you're a female, they'll literally text you and they'll be like, yo, like, do you want to come to this country with me or do you want to just ride over here with me real quick?
Like, it's just real shit.
Like, it just happens.
Okay.
Like, it's not even about like, oh, I'm doing this for a bitch pussy.