What's going on, Ronbo, YouTube, and Twitch, and Castle Club.
You guys are the best, bro.
Good to be back, bro.
Yeah, it feels good to be back.
The whole squad.
Boys being boys.
The whole squad, man.
What's up, guys?
We're finally free, man.
That was like a crazy intro to the show.
It definitely was.
We're creative.
We can do some shit.
And wait, is that Durag Myron?
This is Durag Myron.
It's finally on camera.
Yeah, Durag Myron is here.
Let's fucking go!
I got the...
I call it, when you have the Batman, when you let the shit just hang, they're called the Batman do-rag.
Yo, Mario will never be seen in public with this, by the way.
Only on stream for you guys.
And it's funny, because you guys can see here, when I came out, this is what I went in for, was Miss Agony, but I'm here now.
We got Henny, Chris in the back too.
Chris.
Wait.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
Makes a lot of sense, brother.
Shit, man.
I think we're live on all platforms.
Live on Rumble, Twitch, Castle Club.
We on YouTube?
Olaf.
Not with, bro.
Hype train on Twitch!
Let's go!
Guys, we are back on Twitch, as y'all know.
We got put in Twitch jail for a few weeks.
But we're here now.
They're saying your charge is what?
Misogyny.
Misogyny.
And also, it's a Thursday.
Misogyny.
We're bringing it to you live on a day off.
Yeah, on a day off.
We normally film on Thursdays, but we are here now.
Yeah, we're live on all platforms.
We're on YouTube, too?
Yeah.
Yeah, we are.
Okay, because the counter says zero, but I guess we just got to update it.
Scan up.
Yeah.
On YouTube, we have 1K. Listen.
Oh, no, no.
I just look in here.
Okay, but Bill's fixed it.
Shout out to Bill's.
We survived the storm.
We made it back in one piece.
The police didn't catch us this time.
Yep.
Shout out to Frank.
And reaction time.
Yeah.
Back to Twitch.
Yeah.
Any new updates on anybody?
I mean, for me, bro, like, I'm free, but what were you guys?
Well, how are things with you?
Because you caused an issue yesterday.
Well, you see, you know what?
Since I'm free, I might address the issue at hand.
There's no issue at hand, bro.
I'm fine.
I'm sure he's fine.
Just boys being boys, men being men.
Are you okay?
You guys will talk offline?
You okay with that?
Bro, I have a problem with a dude.
You do realize I got fucked up my day, right?
Bro, wake up.
This is what happened, man.
So, right.
Thank you.
We're doing double time.
My ashy ass feet.
As y'all know, right?
My prisoner is this Guantanamo Bay.
I'm starting to look more and more Arab the more I look at myself with this orange jumpsuit.
It's real on you, bro.
I don't know if I'm in federal prison or Guantanamo at this point.
Like, it should be.
I'm an extra Arab, man.
Look at that.
Niggas are roasting me already in the chat with the feet, man.
I just came out of the shower, niggas.
That's why this shit is ashy.
I ain't gonna lie, yo.
Habibi!
That niggas said I got Indian feet.
Alright, so anyway, so I wake up yesterday, right?
And you guys know, like, my sleep schedule's fucked, right?
You guys know I do the Night Train episode with you guys, the Night Train show.
I don't go to bed, guys, till like 8, 9 o'clock in the morning, because after I do the Night Train, I finish around 7 a.m., we react to one of the most banned documentaries.
Then I take Frank for a walk.
And I IG stream it, and I show everyone the new tricks and shit like that.
Anything new that I taught them, right?
And then by the time I go to bed, it's like 10.
So I wake up at like 5 or 6 or something like that, like a typical degenerate.
Even though I'm not a degenerate, but you guys get what I'm saying.
Degenerate hours.
And I find out that these guys basically started World War III, man.
Well, I thought it was funny at first, but he took it way more than it should have been, and then...
Your intention wasn't to be a dick, right?
It was just a joke?
No, but he took it there, and then I took it there, too.
And that was it.
It wasn't like, oh, I'm gonna miss this guy's career.
It was like, bruh, you took it there, I'll take it there, too.
Simple.
Alright, I'm gonna broker peace between you guys.
But, uh, it got a lot of views, though.
Because we made some great content.
Yeah, it got a lot of views, though.
I like Zork a lot.
Holy smokes.
I like Zork a lot.
Yeah, well...
We're gonna make something happen, positive.
Well, you like him a lot, but I don't know.
Alright, fine.
I'm gonna be the most fond of him, but I don't hate nobody.
Alright, well, he's funny.
I don't like him.
Oh, we got the hype train going!
We cooking!
Either way, we're free!
We are free.
Feels good to be back.
I prefer to have freedom in our own house.
Because I'll tell you this, bro.
The content world is still not free right now.
Free speech is gone, bro.
It's gone.
As you guys know.
It's tough.
Only Rumble has it.
Yeah, only Rumble doesn't have it.
Kyle Hop Train, by the way.
Hello!
By the way, guys, the goal is 10k subs.
We went down a little bit while we were in jail.
But, you know, as with anything in life, we're going to make sure that we get ourselves back up.
The goal is 10k.
I don't know what the counter is at right now, Bills, if we can put it on there so that we can show it.
What does your name tag say?
Oh, Dark Nigga Fresh.
That's your name?
I mean, you can't see me, but that's my name on...
This dude tried to rip his costume off there.
It's too early, bro.
I'm thinking I don't want to be the police, though, boy, bro.
I know what you're saying, man.
He's probably itching him.
No, bro.
I'll talk to you, bro.
With the whole Zerka stuff, I wish him the best.
That nigga's cooked, though.
I'll tell you that.
Nah, he's not cooked, man.
The nigga's cooked.
He's not cooked, bro.
Let's shout out some of these people giving out subs and shit like that.
And then rechats.
Guys, give your chats in.
We want to make this an interactive show with y'all ninjas.
Are you starting to Twitch on your phone?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'll log into it on my phone.
But let's read some of these chats.
Chris, can you do it?
Let's do it!
Because you've got the activity feed open.
One second.
You want Chats or you want Twitch?
I'll tell you this, bro.
Twitch was dead when I was, bro.
It was kind of dead.
Was it?
A little bit.
Well, the FaZe guys weren't streaming, right?
They were streaming a little bit.
Yeah, but it wasn't the same with all this, bro.
It wasn't the same.
Have you guys played Sparking Zero, Dragon Ball Z? Not yet.
It's just hard as hell to play, bro.
I told you, man.
Yo, Chris, you were right.
It's just hard as hell to play.
Super hard.
Yo, shout out to the top gifters.
We got Arch Lightning in the house with 10.
Get the subs.
Shout out to you, bro.
We got Michael Mix with two.
We got the fake Chopra with one.
And your boy, Wei, with one.
Okay, now we got the top cheers.
Heck, 1022.
1000 bits.
We got Pistol with 300.
And Josh Shin with 200, man.
Let's go, man.
Let's go.
And just so you guys know, we are going to shift this thing to a Twitch-only stream, you know, a little bit in.
But, you know, obviously we're starting on all the platforms.
Let y'all ninjas know we are back in the house.
But yeah, it's kind of funny because when you get suspended, what ends up happening is like, niggas can't find your account, bro.
I don't like that at all.
They came up like, hey, what the fuck happened?
I subbed and shit like that.
And yeah, which we appreciate all the people that give the subs and stuff like that.
But we're back, guys.
We're going to behave a little bit.
We're going to chill when we're on Twitch.
Obviously, we learned.
Stop the cap.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
I'm going to try.
We're going to see because...
I'm going to try.
Yo, yo.
We warned you.
You're like, man.
Fuck it, man.
Of course, I'm going to do it.
All right, man.
Those were you, bro.
We did warn you, though.
I warned you.
The crime scene, Chris, is when he goes and there's a crime, we're like, you know what?
We didn't do the crime, but we did the time because we were driving a car.
That was us.
Look, it was the night I kicked all the girls off.
It was the night I kicked all the girls off.
Yeah, I was a little hyped.
I was reacting to a video.
I was a little, you know what I'm saying, anime.
Hold on.
Cops, I was lit off the Henny that night.
Sorry for killing somebody.
You still did the crime, nigga!
We are in it because of you!
In any case, though, we're out now, though, nigga.
We're back, we're back.
Why are you crying over spilt milk?
You're right, we're back.
Or spilt soap in this case.
You're right, you're right.
Come on, man.
Listen, listen.
He's learning Twitch.
Did you say spilt soap?
We all are learning Twitch.
Look, I messed up, too, at the beginning.
Remember?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You said, uh...
Yeah, I said F-word.
The bundle of sticks.
But I won't say it again.
Actually, you know, I need some goddamn coffee.
Can we get some coffee?
Please.
Please.
Guys, it's Thursday, man.
We don't stream today normally, but we're brought to you back in streaming because we're back on Twitch.
And as well, shout out to a fellow prisoner in the house.
Shout out to Melissa in the house.
Wait, why is a girl in our cells?
I don't know.
I mean, she broke out, man.
She identifies as a male now.
I came looking for a booty.
Drop the soap, nigga.
Wait, what?
Wait, what'd you say?
Yo, stop, pause, bro.
Stop.
Chill.
My mic's not even on, bro.
Okay.
Great.
Yo, okay, move along, Sparly.
What?
We do got some contraband, though.
We'll share with y'all later.
Oh, yeah.
You brought some?
Yes, sir.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bro, you know I got it on deck.
You know what I'm saying?
What do you got on deck?
Mo, where'd you put it?
Oh, no.
Actually, I don't want to know where you put it, Mo.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Mo, don't show us, bro.
Okay.
It's in a bag.
Oh, shit.
Wait, hold on.
Let's go somewhere else.
What Mo got?
Hey, let's go!
Yes, sir!
Commissary!
Commissary!
The fat nigga got the food.
Let's go!
Oh, God!
Hit the commissary.
Yo, Bill, what you got, man?
Ramen noodles?
How am I supposed to eat that shit?
Dry as fuck!
Bro, you ain't never had ramen noodles, bro?
Hold on, bro.
Watch this.
Yo, you know a nigga's behind this shit?
In a booty crack?
I thought you had it in there.
Thank God.
Yo, bro.
Hey, yo, what the fuck?
Are those Lay's?
Are Cheetos?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, bro.
Oh, shit, man.
Oh, okay, okay.
We got some snacks, man.
We got Cheetos.
Yo, this nigga, bro.
Yo, where's the soap, nigga?
Where's the soap?
Nigga, give me the soap, bro.
Yo, don't ask how I got it in here, bro.
What the fuck?
Hey, I appreciate the Cheetos, but you better not be cheating on your diet, nigga.
You better not be cheating on your diet, bro.
Bro, Pop-Tarts?
Chocolate?
My favorite!
Okay, bro.
Oh, shit.
My guy.
Alright.
Yo, he was like, can I get a bite?
Nah, nigga, not you.
Bro, you ever had ramen noodles with Cheetos?
I have not.
You ever had ramen noodles with Cheetos?
I have not, my friend.
You know what I'm saying?
It's good to be back.
It is good to be back.
Yeah.
So, guys, we got some topics today, man.
Chris, where you been?
How you doing, bro?
I'm doing well, man.
You know, it's the first time I'm back.
It's been a while since I've been with the team.
No bitches in the studio and shit, man.
What is this?
Oh, I'm new?
Oh, shit.
Chicken favorite?
We on deck, man.
Other than that, man, shout out to the chat, man.
I've been dealing with the team the past three weeks, man.
Lots of changes and whatever.
But, as you can see, our new girls last night was, you know...
You guys complain?
Nah, make it happen, so...
Chris, how you wearing a jacket in jail, bro?
Hey, man, let's go to the air, man.
Nigga, that makes no sense, bro.
Let's go to the air.
How you wearing a jacket in jail, bro?
Come on, Chris.
We're about to hit Hype Train 10.
We have Hype Train 10.
You guys know what time it is.
Let's go, man.
Shout out to Arsenal Lightning with 5,000 pins, by the way.
Let's go.
Oh, should we put the rules?
Oh, it's been a while.
My bad.
They're so rude of me.
So here's the rules, guys, on Twitch.
If you're a broke nigga, just say Brokey, right, in the chat.
And somebody will gift you a sub.
Just type in, I'm a Brokey, but you gotta put in all caps and shame yourself, and then we're gonna make fun of you for saying you're a Brokey.
Type in, you're a Brokey, and they will go ahead and gift you a sub.
And also, if we get, what is it?
And if you're a Zirka fan, say, A minor!
Sorry, go ahead.
I just had to.
Alright, let's move on, Smarly.
But, uh...
High train level 10?
Come on, man.
I just had to, bro.
Come on, man.
Nigga, I just feel like...
Come on, man.
He shouldn't try me, bro.
He shouldn't try me.
Yeah, man.
We gotta move on.
Anyway.
I just feel like...
So, you know...
I just had to.
Yeah, so...
What was I gonna say?
Yeah, type in, I'm a brokie, right?
And then they'll go ahead and give us a sub.
Where Hype Train, level 10, once we pass 10, I'm going to give y'all some subs back, right?
We, you know, and then also, what's the number of Nobel to get Cal's Club for a year?
I can't remember the number.
We need to check it back, what the number is.
I think you should do like, what, 50 subs?
50 subs, right?
If you give 50 subs, you get one year membership.
One year.
We'll run it for today only because it's our day back.
Castle Club.
We'll give you guys Castle Club for a year.
We got you.
For free.
But you got to be a member of the free thing so we can get your email and shit like that.
So if you give 50 subs, guys, you get a free year on Castle Club.
Angie's in here too.
She's in here?
She said, what's my baby doing with that costume on?
He's trying to take it off right now.
Yo, okay, I promise you, right?
I promise you.
There was an allegation against me that I got addressed.
What allegation?
That they always say about me because obviously they don't believe I can get girls, which is fine, but...
You bought the soap?
Nigga, these cookies.
Nigga, bring the soap, my nigga.
Don't hack side dot these.
Don't hack side dot these.
It's cracking, cut.
No, but, um...
Someone online tweeted that, uh...
I was, uh, paying for pussy?
And, uh, I was just like...
Where'd you get that info from, my brother?
Because last time I checked, there's no proof of that.
But I'm in an allegation, so to speak, and I have proof.
But Gary said I won't post it.
So I'll leave it at that.
Anyhow.
But that's just a lie.
Fucking lie.
So they said that you don't get no girls?
Yeah, pretty much.
You heard about your girl?
And I gotta pay.
Oh!
Oh!
Yes!
I saw that!
I'll let you say it if you want to.
Let's drop the news.
Wait, hold on.
Should we?
Hey, shoutout to you, bro!
Let's go!
Shoutout to you, my friend.
Shoutout to you, bro.
We're taking over Twitch.
Woo!
I hope we don't get banned today.
Um...
We just got out of jail.
But, but, but, hold on, hold on.
This came up recently.
I wanted you to break the news.
So, remember a long time ago?
Yep.
Like two or three months.
There was a foreign agent from a great wall past our time.
He came to America with a scheme to fool somebody into cuckery at his finest.
Almost got me.
Oh my god.
Almost.
However...
She was here with a mission.
And I discovered the mission that she was on.
But then, lo and behold, we've seen that the culprit is doing the O and the F. Not just the O, but the F. Do you know what I mean?
And it rhymes with ting-ting, ping-ping, or ling-ling.
And I cannot believe.
She said, again, this is what you call a liar.
A perfect liar.
Because they do the opposite of what they say.
And I quote...
Never!
Because I'm a good girl!
Never!
Well, of course, you know girls lie.
But yeah, we caught this hoe doing the O and the F. Oh, she was?
Yeah, brother.
Thanks for selling feed pictures.
Oh, my God.
She is?
Bro.
But you know what's funny, though, bro?
That's crazy.
I think for most people...
By the way, level 11, hot train completed.
Thank you, guys.
Bro, he's in the chat.
I think for most people that want to actually...
Angie, five subs?
Okay.
Angie, five subs.
Hold on.
We pay for that shit, man.
W Venezuela. W Venezuela.
So, so...
That's my money, Angie.
Hey, yo, Angie.
Hey, yo, Angie.
It's my birthday, bro.
Angie, it's my birthday.
Hopping it out, man, Angie.
Actually, I had one wish for my birthday.
One wish?
All I asked for was for us to go to Halloween Horror Nights, the boys and the girls, for a double date, triple date.
You guys can come to as well.
It's a hype trade tent, so I gotta...
And what say you guys?
Halloween Horror Nights stream.
I'm gonna bring a special guest.
A blast from the past.
No you not.
You guys know who I mean.
No you not.
No you not.
I can't bring him.
Okay.
Okay.
If Mo says no I can't do it.
A blast from the past bro.
The saga that will never end.
I bet you won't do it.
What are we talking about?
Oh.
Talking about Starbucks coffee.
Damn.
No, no, but for real though.
Do you like me for me?
Cookie crumble.
Birthday?
She likes me for me?
Birthday?
Halloween Horror Nights?
Can we do that for me?
Huh?
Can we do that for me?
She likes me for me.
It ends in November?
The Starbucks vanilla white chocolate coffee.
No.
Fresh, you just came out of jail, man.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can be used against you in the court of the internet.
Fuck you, bro.
I know what you want to say right now.
My rights.
I'm reading your rights.
I'm reading your rights.
Letting you know, man!
Wait!
What which rights Chris from rumble right now.
Hey Let's go!
The best CEO in the building.
One of the most amazing people you can meet.
Loves creators, loves the platform, protects free speech, and has our best interests at all times, bro.
And Chris is the type of guy that says a few words, but does so much for us behind the scenes, bro.
Chris, I'm going to hit you up after this stream.
But I want to take this quick second to say that Rumble is the best platform.
Facts.
We love Chris.
We love Rumble.
Freedom of speech.
I would say the most free speech platform that is out right now.
And, you know, Rumble had our backs throughout everything.
So, I fucking love Rumble.
Shout out to locals, the whole team over there.
They take care of us behind the scenes.
A lot of things that you guys see that we're able to do is thanks to those guys.
So, thank you so much, Chris.
We love you, bro.
Seriously.
At this point, he's not just a business partner, but he's a close friend as well.
And he also had, you know, the Forbidden Ones back too as well.
Snickles back.
Oh yeah, 100%.
Shout out to you, Chris.
In any case though, today's stream, shout out to Rumble.
We have topics to discuss.
Shout out to Rumble.
And I remember, back then, I was in jail for a little bit.
You know?
I was in this prison, so to speak.
What do you mean?
Of content with girls.
Remember I was doing the vlog dates?
It was like, oh, this is fake.
And then it got a little bit weird where I started DMing the girls' parents.
And then one guy was like, your daughter's a fucking mud shark, bro.
I was like, oh my god.
But what I do think I can do, though, is do the same type of vlogs on Twitch.
Bring out the funny stuff, the chill stuff, more goals on the scene.
Make it more lively.
Yeah.
For Twitch.
Yeah.
And Rumble as well.
We got a Vert GT with five, get the subs, and less than one minute away from level 12 hype train.
Okay.
Less than one minute away.
30 seconds, actually.
Guys.
30 seconds.
We're almost there level 13 hype train.
Yo, get us level 13, guys.
We want to hit 20.
The goal is to hit 20.
Let's fucking go.
If we can.
If you don't mind.
Level 20.
And guys, we're focusing on chats as well.
We're focusing on chats, Rumble Rants, Castle Club chats.
But bro, you know it's bad when your parents get hit up on Facebook and then someone says to you, you're a fucking butt shark.
Yeah, that's great.
You're a boy, bro.
What the fuck?
You're so fucking bleep.
And it's like, it's like, okay, you know what?
I get it.
You mean I'll like.
They're just trawling as fucked.
Yeah, you mean I'll like them.
I feel bad for her for a different day.
That's what happens, man, when you meet your parents, I guess.
That's a big reason why you stop vlogging, right?
Yeah, the vlogs were fun, but I just felt like people were being targeted, and I was like, you know what?
This is not cool.
I can't be responsible for this.
Because she was actually a nice girl.
Yeah, super cool.
Time to share with the five, get it by the way.
Hey, shout out to y'all, man.
Shout out to y'all, man.
Y'all like Chris announcing all this every two seconds.
Nobody understands him, though.
Stop talking, nigga!
We're doing Twitch!
We're doing Twitch, nigga!
Chris is like Boomhauer.
You guys ever watch King of the Hill?
Only his friends understand them?
Bro, you know, it's funny because every time the girls are like, what?
The first thing is the funniest thing in the world.
But in my mind, I'm like, yeah, bro.
I mean, you got to kind of know what he's saying, bro.
What was the last time that happened, though?
Bro, literally like last show.
Last show, bro!
At least once when you talk, they're like, what?
What did he say?
Yeah, at least once.
Yeah, at least once.
And that's it fresh.
Go on, that shit, bro.
Actually, Chris, I'm way better than you.
But you know what's funny?
His writing is just as bad as his speech.
Bro, what is it?
I don't know what it says, bro.
You're right, though.
You're right, though.
That one, I think I'm gonna fuck up, though.
You always fuck up, nigga.
We love you, bro.
No, hold on, man.
Last stream, Chris, you killed it.
Hey, shout out to Krithis for the 50 gifted subs.
Let's go!
Appreciate you, Ninja.
Appreciate you.
Level 14 completed.
Level 14.
If we get to 20, you already know, I'm going to do another 50.
Hold on.
If we get to 20, Moe will drop the soap again, and I'll pick it up.
What?
What?
Yo, chill!
You chill, Moe!
It's just boys being?
Boys being boys, right?
Boys being boys.
Wait, Fresh, your mic is still on.
You know that, right?
Okay, first topic.
Are we actually going to do this transition to comedians, by the way?
We've already been comedians!
I think we've done this already.
Bro, we've been comedians.
We keep getting banned because we don't say it's a joke.
Listen, it's a joke!
We're joking!
We need to start branding ourselves as comedians, man.
Because it works!
What's this?
Damn, this nigga got more grandma's cookies.
Bro, the bag is empty, so where are those going from?
And a fudge round?
Don't worry about it.
Damn, I haven't seen this since the 90s.
Yo, pause, bro, pause.
This man went to the corner store, got everything, man.
No, no, they were in his stomach.
Just the hood, ain't it?
But yeah, bro, we keep getting better.
We gotta just say we're comedians.
But you know what's crazy?
I'm not funny, but me not being funny is funny.
What do you think, Chris?
What the fuck?
Nah, bro.
We laugh at him, not with him.
Hold on.
I'm still laughing, though.
Hold on, Chris.
It doesn't matter.
You're still laughing, though, right?
That's fine, bro.
Won't you laugh, brother?
That's all I mean.
Speaking of which, I'm drinking some 1775 coffee, by the way, guys.
Shout out to our sponsor, 1775.
This isn't even scripted.
I'm just drinking this shit.
I'm telling y'all niggas to go get some goddamn 1775 coffee.
It wakes you up.
It does wake you up, guys.
Because I did a late night stream yesterday.
Didn't go to bed till like 10 a.m.
Now I just woke up right before we do this thing.
Went to the gym.
The night train?
Yeah.
What was that?
Well, that graphic is pretty lit, bro.
Oh, shout out Chris!
Shout out to Chris for making that, bro.
So shout out to you.
But yeah, shout out to 1775 Coffee, man.
I genuinely love this stuff.
It's great stuff.
So yeah, we'll put the link.
Link is somewhere in the description probably.
Yeah.
For them.
Yeah, use code FRESH15. Oh yeah, it's always in the description.
Yeah, and just so y'all know, this actually is like Rumble's coffee.
So if you guys support free speech, get it, man.
Real talk.
I'll take some coffee.
Fuck Dunkin'.
You love the brands, bro?
Or Starbucks, yeah.
They don't help us.
Fuck the ninjas.
Anybody at all.
Yeah, bro.
By themselves.
Exactly.
Any fun wars.
Support Free Speech.
Thanks, Bruce.
They do.
They do.
Actually, big event went down in the Middle East today.
We can talk about that later, though.
You trying to put us back in jail?
What are you joking, bro?
Anyhow, first topic!
I got the big Texas!
Oh shit, bro!
Yo, what the?
Baby, we made it.
Yo, that's crazy, bro.
How did you even get that in here?
How did Tory record his music in jail?
Just like this.
Just like that, right?
Through a phone, bro.
Yeah.
A whole album through a phone.
Really?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Free Tory, bro.
You have to be a super engineer.
You have to be a goat.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Free Tory, bro.
Free the men.
He ain't do that shit.
Yeah, he didn't do it.
We all know who shot Meg.
We know who did it.
We know who shot Meg, for real.
She.
Yeah.
Shot Meg.
Facts.
Oh, God.
But he didn't want to snitch.
That boy got me the big text.
It was a lose-lose for him.
I'll do it for you, bro.
I'll snitch.
You know, he should have taken a stand.
Yeah.
But obviously, that would have been an L. Yeah.
Because it's bad to take the stand, and then also on top of that, he would have had to say, it wasn't me, it was her.
So it would have been a lose-lose.
That's a real one, bro.
He's going to get deported after this, bro.
That's what sucks about this.
Because he's Canadian.
You got a green card, they're gonna revoke that shit.
Yo, by the way, Bloodlore with a 10 gift of soap.
Angie just gifted another soap, bro.
Yo, Angie.
Stop.
Stop.
Your boy.
Isn't that your card, though?
Yeah.
That's the best part.
I'm watching the show with my mom right now.
That's the best part, man.
She's like, do it.
She's like, do it.
Angie, donate 50.
You guys.
I mean, sorry, Canada.
My bad.
Connecticut.
Connecticut.
Angie, chalas.
Chalas.
Angie donate 50 I know you got it You know he got it Myron got it Do it man it's content man Yo man You hit, like what, wait.
Like 30 million?
30 million views on Twitter, bro.
Imagine your girl just post a picture of you on the internet.
And she said, oh, happy National Boyfriend Day.
And she had a couple of pictures of us together in California and stuff.
Like Angie has these all like, you know, sentimental photos of us and shit.
Because she really does appreciate when we go out and travel and do shit.
Yeah.
You know, she tries to...
Yeah, anyway.
Thank you, man.
She's a girl.
You know how it is.
And then, like, bro, she's getting all this hate from all these random people, bro.
What?
Talking shit on the internet.
But you know what's crazy, though?
Like, it's like...
She's happy.
Yeah.
But the thing that she's sad and depressed and, oh, my God, I feel sorry for your girl.
Bro, just living life.
But you have to go to work every day and be like, I'm independent!
Look at me!
I'm free!
You're a slave to yourself and your dumbass ideals and feminism.
That's why you are not happy, dumb bitch.
Yeah, yeah.
Razor with a 10, Bruce Leeward!
Yeah, man.
Angie's, like, chilling right now with my parents in Connecticut, man.
So, like, she's chilling, man.
Hey, Bruce Leeward with a 25 gift, dude.
Damn level 16 high train completed.
Shout out to all you guys.
Let's go, man.
And yeah, Matty P, Razor Ramon.
Bruce and Roy.
Listen, anybody, any cosplay club chouts?
Yeah, you guys in cosplay are hilarious, by the way.
Let's do it, bro.
Let's do it.
You guys literally say the funniest shit.
Bro, chill, man.
Zebra roll.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yeah, what the heck?
Bro, I haven't seen this since like 2001, bro.
Nigga, what the fuck?
What is that?
What's a zebra roll?
You've never had a zebra roll?
No!
What is it?
Is that vanilla?
It's...
Bro, I haven't seen one of these in a long time.
Bro, what is that?
It's a zebra roll.
Mario, I told you I live in Hollywood.
I don't know what that is, bro.
This is a delicacy.
I'm from the islands.
I don't know what that is.
That's a delicacy, bro.
It's probably banned.
They probably don't have it there.
What's the ingredients?
Diabetes.
Just lots of sugar and more sugar.
Oh, it's a cake shit.
Oh, bro, this shit a little nasty.
Yeah, bro, I'm telling you, bro, I should probably ban it in Barbados, man.
28 grams of sugar?
28 grams?
28 grams of sugar?
That shit is an ounce of sugar, bro!
Damn!
40 grams of carbs?
Fat?
35%?
12 grams?
Oh my god!
Frank is dying over there.
Bro, no calcium.
No iron.
No potassium.
No potassium, huh?
Yo, no benefits other than sugar, nigga.
God damn!
That's diabetes in a bar.
That should probably be at Barbados, bro.
Yo, that's wild.
That's crazy.
I live in Hollywood.
But yo, you know what?
Let's do the chats, man.
See what people are saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we want to make this an interactive show.
Shoot the show with you guys.
I hope you guys are entertained.
Yes.
Yeah, because my feet are ashy.
Boy, get some lotion, Myron.
Boy, get some lotion.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, get that man some lotion, please.
I forgot about my feet, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yo, Myron, you want to show your feet, man?
No, no, no.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You know what?
If we get...
No, no, no.
Chris, Chris.
If we get hype train level 20...
Chris, I'm going to show them my feet again.
Michael Blackson style.
Bro, remember how Marius always get on your feet that whole time?
Yeah.
He was spraying Febreze.
Bro, bro.
Back in the day, Michael Blackson...
My feet are just ashy.
They're not like stinking fucked.
No, no, no.
Hold on a minute.
What the fuck?
Remember that show with Michael Blackson?
Yeah.
His feet are so bad, bro.
The worst of mine.
Oh yeah, I seen that shit, bro.
Bro, that shit was disgusting.
Bro, that shit was nasty, bro.
I said, yo, Mike, nigga, you need some help.
Because that shit was terrible.
I understand, bro.
You know, like, lotion, I don't put on my feet at all.
But that nigga didn't put lotion for, like, years, bro.
Like, for years.
And he got, like, fucked on nails, too.
But, yeah, whatever.
I remember, you used to say, you used to say cream like a Caribbean, bro.
Yeah, cream.
Like, y'all don't cream my feet.
I used to say no.
I used to say lotion now, bro.
And then you got me this good lotion, too.
I didn't use it.
The mahogany.
Yeah.
That shit's fire, bro.
It is good, yeah.
Smells good too, but...
Yeah, that's like top tier.
That's top tier hygiene right there, honestly.
So, you gonna go get it?
Yeah, he need that shit, boy.
Yeah, probably, yeah.
Oh, we got TTS? Oh, gotta talk to...
Okay.
What's this ninja saying?
We gonna hear it right now.
I ain't madding.
I'm 26.
Hey Myron I am 26, 6 feet 1 weigh 155 and BMI is at 19.
What can I do to get visible abs?
Also is Lubbock, Texas a good real estate market to buy an investment property in?
Um, Texas is good.
Um, last time I checked, um, the market was a little bit inflated, right?
Um, because a lot of people moved to Texas over the past few years.
But, um, as far as like getting visible abs, bro, visible abs is nothing more than having, um, Muscle mass with a low body fat percentage.
So you'd have a low body fat percentage somewhere between, you know, single digit up to about 10-15% body fat and you'll have some visible abs.
So that's what it really comes down to.
And you get there through diet, putting yourself in a sustained calorie deficit for a period of time.
What?
Someone said your feet alone would get us a Twitch strike.
Yo!
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Castle Club TLS. Yeah, Castle Club is roasting me right now, bro.
Niggas screenshot it and just roasting me right now, man.
Whatever, man.
Wait, and not on this gift there.
Five, get the subs, okay?
Hey!
20 more seconds until...
Yo, 20 seconds, bro.
30 seconds.
Who's going to beat Kobe, man?
Who's going to beat Kobe?
We have 36%.
15 seconds left, man, to hit Hype Train 18.
We got to hit 20.
If we hit 20...
Angie, where you at?
Angie, come on, man.
Use the card, Angie.
Angie, use the card, Angie.
Use the card.
Angie, use the card.
Angie, Angie.
Yeah!
We hit it!
No, we didn't.
We did it!
We did it!
It's finished!
Oh, we got 20!
Yeah, we got 25.
You almost hit it, bro.
Almost, bro.
So close!
Hey, Mark Lightning, shout out to you.
Shout out to you, brother.
And Bruce Lee as well.
Yep.
Which, by the way, like I said before.
Huh?
Yeah, they each hit 25.
Shout out to you, Ninja, bro.
And Toy Sick Poppy, man.
Let's go, man.
Actually, let's do a poll since we started this thing.
Let's do a poll on Twitch, see how many of them are getting ads.
And then again, for those of you that are guys who are joining, remember, if you're a broke ninja, just type in, I'm a brokie, and then they will go ahead and gift you a sub.
And Moe...
Angie gave all 10 subs, bro.
Come on, Angie.
Angie, come on.
WNG, man.
Let's go, man.
Hey man, get y'all a real one like that.
She literally just had a medical procedure and she's like, you know, recovering and she's over here watching and donating to the stream.
Oh, she's a real one, for real?
Nah, nigga, never.
Yo, Chris.
Chris, come on, bro.
I mean, I don't know, man.
It's all joking.
I thought BBL, bro.
Nah, nah, nah.
Chris, does she need a BBL, Chris?
Not really, but, you know, these girls...
Wait, how'd you know?
Because...
Nigga, I'm blind, nigga.
What the fuck?
I'm not blind, nigga.
What the fuck?
Chris, chill, bro.
I'm not blind.
Chris, chill.
Bro, Chris is wild bro.
Yo, Chris is wild bro.
But uh...
Imagine Dark Knight!
What the hell?
That was some bits!
Chris is wild bro.
Oh shit!
Strawberry?
It's kinda crazy bro.
Yo, I like that snack.
See, these shit bro.
You're wearing a jacket from jail.
Myron, don't worry about how I get in here.
Yo, Mo, you bought a lot of times.
Yeah, you got a lot, bro.
I thought this thing was done after the first round.
You got ramen beef?
What the fuck?
Don't worry about how I got here.
What?
Yo, that nigga's bullshit.
Like, for real, for real.
She's weird.
Angie, thank you so much.
I know you're, like, still, you know, recovering from the stuff.
Thank you, Angie.
So thank you for the real one.
For those of you that are wondering, that is my...
Okay.
That's my girl.
Oh my god!
Those of you who gifted, we will make you VIP, by the way.
Okay, let's go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's give VIP to the ninjas.
What are those?
Yo.
Cat, cat, cat.
I'm always...
I'm always...
Put the dogs away.
I'm always...
What are those?
Hold on.
If a girl had, like, messed up feet, right?
Or really bad feet, would you not smash?
Like, let's say you meet a chick, right?
She's bad as hell.
Her feet are terrible.
Would you still smash?
She could keep her socks on, bro.
Socks on.
Nigga, come on now.
What if she says, you know what?
My feet need to breathe.
No more socks.
Nigga, walk outside.
Nigga, say lights off.
Lights off, bro.
Don't rule with the five.
Get them, by the way.
Shout out to you, man.
Shout out to one of my childhood friends in the chat right now.
Nigga got banned immediately for saying, sup, bundle of sticks.
Come on, bro.
We on Twitch, nigga.
Come on, man.
Thank you for the support.
I'll send y'all.
It's Randino.
Shout out to you, Edwin.
Chino.
Chino.
Shout out to you, Edwin.
I see you, nigga.
Randino.
50 subs.
We'll unban you, nigga, but you got to chill.
Samurai, thank you for you.
5'11 Samurai, try out to you.
Yeah, we are, like Mo's doing it.
These niggas at Cal State Club are crazy, bro.
But I couldn't imagine you doing that, and then you meet a chick with terrible feet, bro.
All right, Edwin, I'm unbandoning you, nigga.
This is one of my high school friends, by the way.
Oh, yeah?
Hey, man.
What do you say, though?
I still show love to you, niggas.
Bro, he said bundle of sticks, as usual.
Of course.
Come on, man.
You know what kind of friends we have.
So, yeah, bro.
We're going to unbandon you.
But, bro, chill, man.
We just got out of jail, nigga.
I still got the handcuffs on, all right?
Chill, man.
So, by the way, guys.
Okay, hold on.
Got it.
Yeah, we got you back in, Edmund.
So, question.
How long until we go back to jail?
Let's make a bet.
Who wants to bet our future right now?
Chris, how long we got before we go back to jail?
On stream?
I mean, I personally think Marlon learned his lesson.
He just has to listen.
You think what?
I think he learned his lesson.
Really?
It should be wild though, but I think he should chill the fuck out on Twitch.
If he needs to go crazy, just, you know, listen to the mods, man.
I'm telling you right now, man.
Okay, projected future value of our time.
Probably two months.
Two months?
Okay.
Fifty subs!
Fifty subs Hey!
Where you at, bro?
Come say what's up to the people, bro.
This is my Guantanamo Bay brethren.
You want to say what's up to the people real quick?
Your Guantanamo Bay brethren is crazy.
I always just got locked up for association.
He did some shit!
They didn't even get me a suit that fits me because I was just here by association.
Association, bro.
Guilty by association.
Guilty by association.
What the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck?
No, no, no.
Mo, he needs curry, bro.
He needs curry.
Come on, bro.
Yo, Mo.
Mo.
Who's the curry, man?
Who's the curry?
There you go.
Yeah, I got you.
That makes sense.
Yo, what the fuck is Frank doing?
Yo, what's Frank doing, bro?
Is that a sock?
That's somebody's sock.
Is he in a sock?
Yeah, what the fuck?
Hey, stop.
This nigga likes socks, bro.
What are my socks?
He's a feet lover.
Nigga was biting the sock.
He's eating right now.
Noble, shout-out to you, though, bro.
You do a lot for the team, man.
Shout-out to Noble.
Yeah, shout-out to Noble.
All right, we're going to wish for you.
We're going to do a call with Jeremy and Brandon coming up.
Today was crazy, guys.
We're back.
I'm thinking Sunday.
Sorry about that, guys.
We're going to do a Zoom call.
I'll help you guys with advertising.
Sorry, Mario.
Your mic is working.
What?
Just now.
I can't hear you.
No, I can't hear you.
Oh, wait, hold on.
He got it.
Come on, man.
I got to do the thing.
Oh, the thing thing.
All right.
But either way, though, Noble's that guy.
So listen, guys, we're going to do some chats, and then we're going to do some topics for you guys, reactions on Twitch, YouTube, and Rumble, and then we'll do a crossover at the very end.
Shout out to us tonight.
Get this up.
Oh, more subs?
Just one.
That's one.
Shout out to you.
Give me one second.
I got some good ones coming.
What?
Some good ones?
I got some good ones.
What's the good ones?
Ah, man.
These are some good ones.
I love Castle Club.
Thank you, Castle Club.
Is that Kamala Harris?
Oh, you can hear me.
Bro, that's wild, bro.
That's fucked up.
Who just posted that?
Apple A says, bro, get them KD feet out of here.
Yo!
Is that KD for real?
Yeah.
Yo, dog.
It's a little exaggerated, but...
Yo.
Fresh, what the...
Yo, fresh updates, bro.
Come on, man.
Oh, God.
I don't know if you're really that fucked up.
Come on, man.
Puncher says, those actually feel like slave feet.
Probably smelly, smelly, too.
Nah, nah, they smell it.
I just came out of the shower.
But they are ash.
I ain't gonna lie, y'all.
Because the slaves have slave feet.
Let's go.
They said, put those dogs away.
Come on, man.
What are those?
Fresh or prison?
Nah, nigga.
Keep that shit moving, bro.
Keep that shit moving, my nigga.
I want that bullet.
Diamond NYC. More empty than safe in the jail.
That makes sense.
Can you hide stuff under your bed, though?
In jail?
That's where I put the chat phone.
That's where I put the chat phone, bro.
It's under the mattress, bro.
That's funny.
Lightning says, Myron, you've got to turn off your stream last night on the night train.
What was that?
Oh, shit.
You probably left that shit on.
The Night Train stream?
I'll go check.
Well, it's too late now, nigga.
We live, nigga.
Oh, it's already done?
Yeah, no.
It's gone by now, right?
I already took it.
Okay, all right.
It would have passed six hours.
Okay.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Guys, he gave us a quote here.
He says, you can be depressed and still got things done.
It's called being a man.
Okay, shout out to you guys.
All right, let's see what we got here.
Better at once is WFresh.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to the whole FNF team.
Just curious when we could have an overnight stream with everyone, including the pug and the bum.
Guys, this is a...
What are you asking?
Here was an overnight stream in the studio.
That's tonight.
Wait, I did one yesterday.
We're here now, nigga.
That's our stream tonight.
We gonna see the sun.
Well, he did one yesterday, but we gonna see the sun.
He said he wants us in there, too.
Stop saying that.
Oh, okay.
So I guess we're gonna see the sun?
Yeah.
Y'all seen the sun.
Well, don't he ask.
When are we doing it?
Oh, another one?
Right now.
Like a top ten countdown or whatever?
Yeah.
That's what the show is.
I guess tonight.
Mario got enough sugar for that.
Alright, can I get another coffee then, Melissa?
Please.
Nigga said A Kool-Aid.
And then Kane Noodle, shout out to you.
Do we need to resub with Prime?
Welcome back.
Yeah, guys.
Actually, thank you for reminding me.
Guys, just so you know, a quick announcement.
For those of you that are just joining, which, by the way, we're going to update the YouTube numbers.
I see that it's actually more than that.
Oh, my God.
You guys are crazy in the YouTube chat.
So, guys.
If you guys don't mind, do me a favor.
If you're watching on Rumble or YouTube, open up a tab, watch on Twitch, and then sub with Prime, guys.
All you got to do, if you have an Amazon Prime account, which most of y'all probably do after 2020 because everyone had it, sub with Prime.
It's absolutely free.
And if you don't have Amazon Prime, go ahead and type in I'm a Brokey.
Someone in the chat will probably get you a sub because we got a legion of awesome guys out there that are supporting.
And then, yeah, what percentage of guys are getting ads, by the way?
What did the poll say?
So yeah, guys, they'll gift you subs.
So just type in, I'm a brokie, but you got to do it in all caps so everyone can laugh at you.
So Jaden right now, see he's a brokie.
So you got to go ahead.
And so is Mr.
Conteas.
You're a brokie.
So is Braddy.
Brokie.
Yeah.
All you guys that are brokies, say I'm a brokie.
And then they will go ahead and gift you a sub.
And if you have Amazon Prime, use Amazon Prime.
If you gift 50 subs, we'll get you a free year for Castle Club.
And yeah.
You know what would've been really funny?
Only for tonight, though.
That's the deal.
Only for tonight.
After this, it's gotta be 100 subs.
But for tonight, 50 subs.
If you get 50 subs, you will get free access to cash flow.
Okay, I can't say what he just said about bills, but never mind.
Big Moe got a 7X on.
Big Moe got a Super Bowl number on his shit, bro.
That boy, the Patriots.
Yeah, he said that boy, the Patriots.
Yo!
Tom Brady.
Speaking of Tom Brady, how's he doing?
He actually just became a minority ownership of Las Vegas.
Oh my god, this nigga a great investor.
It just happened.
Las Vegas is getting a football team?
They already have a football team.
It was the Raiders.
Raiders, yeah.
They're getting a stadium.
And that's within his...
He has a deal, a sports analyst deal.
I think it's worth like 200-something million.
Actually, yo, chat.
Me and Mo have talked about this a bit behind the scenes.
You want Moe to give y'all some sports commentary?
Because I don't watch sports, but Moe does.
So I know some of y'all are sports fans in here.
Maybe Moe could give you guys a quick little, hey, this is what's going on, blah, blah, blah.
I don't know if y'all want that.
Let me know in the chat.
But yeah, because Moe knows a lot about sports, bro.
What is it with audio engineers?
Y'all niggas all love sports, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Trey was a big sports guy, too.
Trey Talk Sports.
Trey Talk, yeah, exactly.
So he's a minority owner of the Raiders.
Yo, why'd they leave Oakland?
Besides the fact that Oakland sucks.
That's just money.
Just a new owner.
A new owner just wanted to make a move for the team.
Who's the owner?
I don't know.
Can we Google it real quick?
Oh my God.
We already know what it's going to be, Maren.
Just save Twitch, bro.
Oh God, bro.
I'm just Googling it, man.
I'm in an orange jumpsuit as we speak, Maren.
Yeah, I'm just Googling it.
So we got topics today, right?
I'm just curious because...
Yeah, we do.
Oh, PBD interviewed Trump.
Of course.
John's been doing routes.
I knew that was coming.
WPPD. Yeah.
Lightning!
Moe, upload on Feet Finder ASAP. We're finna be rich tonight off these feet of Myron's.
No.
No.
Uh, King!
Myron's like a sneak quote coming out of the hair salon.
I'm not gonna lie, that doesn't suit you very well, my friend.
I don't know why.
Fresh updates.
Welcome back, boys.
WFNF. Dominicano, coño!
Dominicano, coño!
The outfit with the background is so lit.
Welcome back.
Shout out to you, brother.
Hope you're doing well.
Top Shea, protect them McNuggets, Myron.
You're becoming a real McAsshole.
Ain't no cheese between them, these buns.
Pause.
Yo, what?
Mark and Carol Davis.
Yo, what do you say, bro?
Mark Davis.
Yeah, I looked it up.
Hmm.
He doesn't say.
I checked early life.
That's King Dead.
Thank you for the soap.
What was that, Chris?
Asking Dad for the sub.
I mean, I was trying to whisper, man.
Yo, we should do a podcast, Chris.
Everything that Chris says sounds like a run-on sentence.
We should do a show, Me, You, and Flacco.
That'll go viral, bro.
Who's Flacco?
Oh my god.
You don't know Flaco, bro?
Come on, Chris.
You gotta be joking, bro.
Chris is very inside.
One of the best commentators for rap in the industry, bro.
Flaco from No Jumper, bro.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Him.
Yeah, I know who he is.
That'd be funny as hell, bro.
Me and Flaco, bro.
And SQC. SQC. Yo, that'd be hilarious, bro.
Is it true he left Kick?
Supposed to be.
But I don't know if he's serious or not, though.
Dude really left kick because of Sneeko?
Yeah, he don't like Sneeko.
Wait, what?
Why?
Well, to be fair, a lot of people don't like Sneeko.
Because of what he says.
Sponsorships.
Money.
So, they don't want to be a part of that.
We didn't talk about the Azamon Gold thing.
We didn't talk about that.
We should, actually.
Actually, wait, should we on Twitch?
No, we're just reacting to it.
He said it on Twitch, right?
I wouldn't test the waters.
Yo, that nigga, yo, bro, I'll give you this.
That bro, that guy...
I don't think he should be banned.
That guy...
Even though I disagree with him 100% on that.
That guy is brave.
I think free speech is important.
I'll give you that.
He's a very brave guy.
I would have said it's crazy, but I don't think he should be banned for it.
Or lose his money.
I don't think anybody should ever be banned ever.
Hey, bro, is there a platform that can do what they want?
I ain't trying to be a judge of character here, because that shit's wild.
But, hey, he made an apology.
Oh, you know what?
How about this, Chris?
Why did he apologize to the masses?
Because he has companies that fired him.
So he's, I think, a shareholder, or I think part owner of the company, and Star Labs, a computer company, they just fired him because they're awoke, I guess.
And that's why he's apologizing, for the most part.
That makes sense.
People are saying that's why he's apologizing.
Because I've watched him for almost a year and a half, and he doesn't care about what he's saying.
But when the money's going, then he has to, like, you know...
I made the comment that most creators in the space do it for money.
Like, you can pretend it's not about money, but in reality speaking, if you're not getting paid to stream, why are you streaming?
Being honest.
If you're a creator streaming content, and you're not getting paid, why would you stream?
We're the only ones crazy enough to do it, bro.
Yeah, you're better off doing a job at that point.
Because at least you get paid for your job.
You know what I'm saying?
So, I mean, the money goes away.
Fuck it.
Makes sense.
I don't think anyone should be banned or kicked off a platform for speech.
Even people that I don't agree with, I think they should be able to say what they gotta say.
Here's the thing, I went on X and I refuted each of his points that he made as far as what he was saying.
But I still don't think you should get banned.
Just because I disagree with you, I don't think you should get banned.
But it's kind of funny how people on the left, they'll be like, oh yeah, they're excited if someone gets banned that they disagree with.
But I'm against that shit.
Even if I don't agree with you, I don't even have to like you, but I will still fight for your ability to have free speech.
I truly am a free speech absolutist when it comes to that.
I just think you're too black and white with it.
That's all.
If he was more like, yo, this is what I'm saying.
I mean, not really, but it's one of those things where it's just, it's not my platform, man.
See, the thing is though, when you're doing content on someone's platform, it's their rules.
So, I can have an opinion, but don't give a fuck.
It's their platform.
It's like, for example, I'm a guest at your house.
I come as a visitor to your house, and they're like, okay, shoes off in the house or else.
And I say, fuck that shit.
I want to choose everywhere in the house.
The kitchen, the living room.
I'm that guy.
Then they say, yo, get out my house or else.
What do you do?
It's your house.
I don't think Hassan didn't want to ban me either.
He was like, I think it should happen.
I'm not too sure, but I saw a video of him.
Yeah, him and Hassan disagree on the whole Palestine thing too, yeah.
Yeah, but Hassan was like, oh no, like he shouldn't, like, it shouldn't be the case.
What shouldn't be the case?
Like, I think Hassan agreed that he shouldn't get banned.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so, look, man, it is what it is.
And even his best friend, one of his good friends, Mo, can you stop moving around, nigga?
Like, just distract him, man.
Like, Tectone, he even said, hey, listen, Asmigo said something stupid, man, but that's his boy.
At the end of the day, he's not racist, but he just said some stupid shit.
Bro, you can say whatever you want, but just know people are watching.
Yeah, it's stupid shit, man.
Like, he was too black and white on it.
So, you know, that's what it is, man.
He's gonna learn a 14-day band.
It's a 14-day band, so he's fine.
Snap her.
Yeah, and then I think he's gonna clean his house, apparently.
No, it's already clean, bro.
It's already clean?
Yeah, it's already clean, yeah.
Oh, they weren't kidding around?
They say his house is really dirty?
Bro, I should just dirty it, bro.
Okay, imagine...
Is that like a...
Like, that's like a...
Yo, P with a hundred gifts!
Peace out!
Just whisper Pete and get his email, man.
And Noble is in the back right now.
One year free on Castle Club, brother.
Pete, don't worry.
Holy shit.
We got you, bro.
This house is a mess, bro.
But no.
Really?
That's not a joke?
Is that what he does for branding?
Hold on.
Imagine Moist Critical?
No, we can't.
Moist Critical?
Oh, yeah, we can't, yeah.
Imagine Moist Critical, but on Twitch.
They look the exact same pretty much.
But Moist Critical's house isn't dirty though.
No, no.
I mean like the face of Moist Critical, that's my goal.
But his room is clean.
So now they're both the same.
So Moist's house was dirty back in the day.
Now it's clean.
Because he wants to apologize to people.
I don't know.
Interesting.
It's weird.
So that's like a part of the gimmick is a dirty house.
I guess it works.
No, I mean, it's not really his gimmick.
I think his gimmick was World of Warcraft and he's a gamer, a streamer, but...
Bro, do people still play World of Warcraft like that?
No, no.
He quit, though.
Okay.
That's an old game, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Dude, people were playing WoW when I was playing Halo 2.
In 2004.
You ever played it?
No, I never played it.
Me either.
I don't play WoW.
You did?
Of course you did, Chris.
But, bro, dudes be getting addicted to that, man.
Really?
It was.
Wow is one of the most addictive games.
I've seen people die from it, man.
They don't get up.
Like Carmen.
Mom!
Mom!
Toilet!
Or South Park.
Yeah, South Park, yeah.
Carmen.
Niggas don't get up, bro.
That South Park episode, it wasn't more than just a parody.
It was an actual representation on how it was like.
You mean South Park?
Yes.
I remember that episode.
Because I remember people playing WoW.
Okay, so when I played Halo 2, right?
Like a very, you know, somewhat semi-pro level.
WoW was huge.
RuneScape.
Um...
League wasn't even around yet.
No, it wasn't.
2004, I'm trying to think here.
2005, 2006.
Smash was starting to become a thing.
Super Smash Brothers.
That's about it, really.
Fighting games were still...
Marvel's Capcom, too.
Marvel's Capcom, yeah.
Yes!
Oh, Counter-Strike, of course.
Counter-Strike.
How can I forget Counter-Strike?
I'm trying to think.
Most addictive game.
No, for competitive, no.
Oh, no.
Competitive, no.
I'm talking about competitive.
Addictive game.
What's the most addictive game y'all think?
Street Fighter also?
Bills.
Bills, you start, Bills.
Yeah, Bills, start.
What's the most addictive game that keeps niggas from getting up?
Fortnite.
Okay.
Fortnite?
Chris?
Me now or back then?
All time.
Oh, all time.
That's a good one.
Damn.
I think Percy Wellcraft, man.
Because, like, that shit was like a job.
I think Warcraft too, bro.
Because, like, the raids, because, once again, like, I've...
Dudes used to sell, like, power-ups and shit.
Bro.
Um, no, no, but that was before.
Remember there was, like, people used to have a career where they'd farm?
Yeah, they'd farm.
They'd go find, like, swords and shit like that and sell it?
No, no, no, but that was after.
Like, that was, like, a little bit after.
That's fine.
Um, but it's one of those things where it's just, like, um...
Because I was an officer in the high guild in Warcraft, bro.
So, I used to play a lot.
Like, every day I used to come on officer meeting and shit like that, or Discord.
Ventrilo.
Nigga, why you got a grandpa sweater on top of your jumpsuit?
Yeah, nigga, what are you?
Bro, where are you, bro?
What?
Nigga, why's that shit on?
Like, got a fleece on on top of your jumpsuit.
We're all, like, in our jumpsuit, you're in a jacket.
Okay, anyways, I don't get fucked.
So, anyways, so...
Nigga, what are you saying?
Because I got the grandpa sweater on.
Yeah!
So, basically, that game with a Warcraft, thank you, Moe, was definitely heavily addicted, man.
Okay, yo, Mo.
Top game, bro.
Mo, top game, bro.
Yo, Mo, top game that's addictive.
In your books.
Martin, don't worry how I got in here.
No, I got this good in here.
That was the answer to the question.
What the fuck?
Oh, most addicting, World of Warcraft.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
You?
Halo 2 is pretty addicting, but yeah, I think of all time, World of Warcraft or League of Legends?
So back in the day, I was a nerd, bro.
I was a legit nerd, and I played games for the whole summer in school.
You know the number one game people played?
Minecraft and League of Legends.
Those two games, bro?
Yeah, a lot of people play StarCraft to this day, bro.
Those two games, bro, if you Google it, bro, I'm telling you, you'll see that those two were at the top.
Because those games were like the main games we played back in the day.
Everybody that we knew played those games.
It's crazy because we spent whole summers playing that game nonstop.
We didn't leave the house at all.
We'd be in there playing games all day.
Mom, make me a snack!
It was like that bad.
So the whole summer we were doing that.
Chat, what do you guys think is the most...
They said RuneScape.
Someone said Destiny, bro, and I'm like, yo, I feel that.
Destiny?
Nah, bro.
Nah, Destiny's...
It was a trend.
It's died.
What's the most streamed game now on Twitch?
Because people keep making jokes on me saying Overwatch 2 is dead.
League.
League, yeah.
League is the most streamed game on Twitch by far?
There's League, then there's Fortnite.
Chat, do y'all agree with these niggas that Overwatch 2 is dead?
No, look at it, bro.
It's not dead, bro.
It's just like, it's dying.
Yeah, nobody plays that shit anymore.
Bro, I see, like, Overwatch streamers still be having, like, thousands of people watching their streams, though.
But who?
Even Chowdaman hates fucking Overwatch right now, bro.
This dude Flats.
Bro, I see, like, five, six thousand niggas watching him on Twitch.
Yeah, because he's the only one niggas playing that.
He's the only one niggas playing that shit, bro.
Like, who wants to play this?
Like, he's top three.
You got, uh, Jinx, you playing those games, too?
Uh, SQC, what's the other guy's name?
He plays Rainbow Six, though, right?
Yeah.
Well, who plays Rainbow Six?
Rambo, get it?
That's still popular.
Wow.
Hey, that was a joke.
Rambo 6 is still popular?
Yeah.
Siege?
Oh, fine.
Still popular.
If you go on Twitch right now, let me see.
Yeah, Fortnite, Call of Duty, League.
Still pretty big.
Damn, so Overwatch is dead, niggas?
Should I stop playing?
Yeah, so there's Grand Theft Auto.
Learn League, I'm telling you.
League is fire.
And then Fortnite.
Imagine us having an all-star team on League.
It's even popular right now.
Chris, imagine us having an all-star team on League, bro.
Kill that shit.
Number one ranked.
I think Mario will find it boring, though.
Hold on, hold on.
His personality is very addictive.
Once he gets into it, I feel like he'll be hooked on it.
I said the first thing, same thing too.
This shit is boring as fuck.
This shit is fun as fuck, bro.
In 30 minutes, and then you're out.
That's the best part.
You can play for 30 minutes, and then you're done.
I think Mario should play what he like, bro.
I think Mario should wait for Marvel Rivals.
Marvel Rivals?
And then he plays Punisher, because the Punisher is just like...
Spoken Zero.
Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z. Yeah, man, Marvel Rivals is where he's at.
Because me and a gentleman played Marvel Rivals.
He was Venom.
I was Star-Lord, and it was pretty good.
Is it like Overwatch?
Yeah, just like Overwatch.
And you get to be the Punisher?
It's like...
Soldier 76?
It's pretty similar.
You'll love that shit.
Yeah, so once it comes out, I think you should play it.
Yeah, that's what you need, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
But try Dragon Ball Z, though.
You gotta do the Frank Castle live, bro.
Yeah, the Frank Castle.
And if you play, I'll join on you.
I'll play Star Lord.
You'll do what?
I'll join in on you.
You don't want to drunk on your team, man.
Freshman, you know what I fucking mean, bro.
You sure want to be right!
Chad, you know what's funny, right?
Chad, you know what's funny, right?
I tried not to make friends look bad on camera in front of the girls, but last time we spoke to the girls, and the girls were like, huh?
Huh?
Chris, your segment is every time you speak.
Mine is every now and then.
But yours is every time you speak, brother.
You know what?
From now on, when you talk and you fuck up, I'm going to roast your ass, all right?
Okay.
All right.
And when you do it, I'll roast you too.
All right, cool.
No, hold on.
You're doing it right now, though.
I'll do better.
I'll do better.
What?
League of Legends, tonight we'll stream, and I'll put you one-on-one and let the audience see who's a better player.
Fresh.
Because, Chris, you know you're going to lose, right?
Here's why, listen, I enjoy your personality, right?
But here's why I don't play with you like that anymore.
Because you, like, you're hard to play with, man.
Bro, you're fighting me as an opponent.
No, no, no.
Because you have the need to be right, and it's annoying after a time.
Chris, you suck balls.
Bro, Chris, you're so bad at the game, bro, that you think that you're good.
That's the problem.
If you're good, I'd be like, you know what?
Good job, Chris.
I literally beat you with a weak counter.
Chris, you lost twice.
It's best two out of three.
You lost.
Bro, fresh.
Noble, come here.
Noble, come here.
Noble, please come here.
Tell the audience about League of Legends and my gameplay, Chris's gameplay.
Please tell them.
Because this nigga's capping on camera, live.
Bro, I ain't going live.
Fresh has been carrying me for like the past six games we played.
Fresh is cracked at League.
Thank you, bro.
Nigga, I don't play.
But you Chris, you be capping.
No, bro.
Oh, I'm so good.
Ask the question.
Who's better?
No, but answer this question, though.
Fresh is better.
No, because when you watch the game, what happens?
Fresh cheated, but Fresh is still better.
I ain't gonna lie.
How did I cheat?
And if you guys 1v1 again, you guys have to play the same champions.
That's just the rule.
Cool.
Like, you see, like, you know what's so scared to even say shit to you?
No, you're not!
He knows how you are, though.
Fresh, you're mad at no one to talk to, bro.
He just said it.
Fresh, you're mad at no one to talk to.
You're not all right.
Oh, well, guess what?
With video games.
When you lose...
I'm gonna roast you, nigga.
Yo, hold on.
I'm all about shutting it up, putting it in the work behind the scenes, and then when they roast you, it's because you deserve it.
Fresh, even doing the 1v1, right?
I'm telling you.
You see?
Like, you know what?
Fresh, you play like a 13-year-old.
You know that, right?
Chris, did you lose or not?
Fresh, I'm mad.
No, no, no.
I admit it.
No, no, no.
I'm not.
He can't admit it.
Bro, I'm not.
He can't admit it.
You guys gotta redo it.
That was like an unfair 1v1.
How about this?
Fresh, hold on.
I literally asked screenshots.
Take about this.
I literally asked screenshots.
Of what?
I mean beating you!
How many games you won?
You said, who won the highest kills, right?
KDA, right?
I had nine KDA, you had seven!
Hold on, Chris.
You suck, Fresh!
No, but why'd he win that game?
I literally picked a weak counter and shit on you.
No, no, why'd he win that game that?
Fresh, you said 1v1 was a thing in the league.
It's not a thing in the league, stupid!
I got up four times to face my camera.
Look at the stream.
It's a team game!
No, no.
The one-on-one, I got up four times to fix my camera, and that's why I lost.
I said, Chris, stop playing.
There's no such thing as a 1v1 in League.
There really isn't a 1v1 in League.
Unless you win the same match champion, that's it.
But he said he could beat me one-on-one.
Remember, he said it.
I didn't say it.
Fresh, you said it.
You lost, and then you're like, oh my god.
Fresh, you said play me in League.
How did I cheat?
You went to the jungle in a dragon.
I told you not to.
Hold on.
You didn't say anything.
Secondly, we played a fair game one-on-one, and you still lost.
Hold on.
Chris, if you're saying I cheated, right?
The last game, who won that game?
Fresh, that's all right, man.
That's all right, man.
Exactly.
Thank you.
Fresh, you have to be right.
You sound like my ex.
Chris, it's fine.
No, no, no.
Chris, you know what?
Chris, you know what?
This is what we'll do.
No, no, no.
Chris, we'll do this live on air.
When they talk, you just let them talk, bro.
We're going to play a game in front of them.
And let them choose the winner.
How about that?
Tonight, I don't want to drink, but I think I need a shot, bro.
Chris, don't want to talk to you.
Holy shit, bro.
They will decide the winner, and we'll see who's actually the better at the league.
Fair?
Yeah, it's fair.
I think that's fair.
Same champs.
Same champs.
I think it's very fair.
Listen, Fresh, I don't have to play with you, bro.
Oh, because you're scared.
No, because you're annoying to play with me, bro.
You know why?
No, you know why?
Why?
Because if he loses on air, now he's going to be like, what do I say now?
I can't say he's cheating.
Fresh, I challenged you already, bro.
No, no, no.
He's running.
He's running.
And I beat you.
You gotta play on like the Howling Abyss, the one lane, there's no jungle buff.
So look, after the stream, we'll go live on Twitch, one-on-one.
The chat's gonna be there watching us.
Nah, man.
Fresh.
And we can see what's gonna happen.
Fresh.
No, no, no.
Don't back out.
Chris, don't back out.
The audience is here.
I didn't agree with nothing.
What?
I didn't agree with nothing!
What do you mean?
I didn't agree to play with you tonight!
Look at that!
I didn't agree to play with you tonight!
I'm so scared!
Tomorrow I have to relax and have a show with the girls!
And then, let me play my one-to-one and other games!
No, no, hold on!
This'll play right now!
Nah, man, that's alright, bro!
How about right now?
Fresh, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about, bro?
Myron, you cool with that?
Me and him one-on-one.
Let's make it fresh, bro.
No logic, bro.
Okay.
Let's play right now.
Okay.
Are you ready, Chris?
Fresh, leave me alone.
Where did I get that shit?
That shit on Steam?
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
It's not on Steam.
It's on Riot Gaming, but...
See, people talk about game, right?
And when you beat their ass, they're like, no, it's not fear.
Fresh.
You cheated.
Who do you play with, man?
And I'm like, hold on.
This game is so simple, yet you complain about me cheating at the game.
Fresh.
I said no dragons.
Bro, the last game hauling miss, there's no items.
What happened?
What happened, Mo?
He dropped the soap.
That's the end of the show.
No, I'm joking.
Yo, Mo, pick it up, bro.
Don't bend over.
No, pick it up, Mo.
Mo, pick it up, bro.
I'm clean.
I'm already clean.
Anyhow, thanks, Noble.
Yeah.
Chris, just hold L, bro.
Just hold L. Fresh.
I don't argue with girls, man.
Like that.
So, I'm not arguing with you, man.
You do, bro.
No, I don't argue with girls, bro.
I don't argue with girls, bro.
I know.
Yourself.
That's how girls argue, bro.
Hey, Frank.
Like, I'm talking to you.
You literally cut me off, bro.
I can't win, bro.
Like, I'm about to play with you.
Don't cut me off, bro.
You know what girls do?
They don't answer the questions.
Like, what you did.
I'm asking the questions!
Who won the game?
I'm trying to ask you the questions.
You cut me off.
Who won the game?
I won the game.
Which game?
Look at that.
You don't know.
No, no.
Which game did you win?
The one with Volibear.
It was tied up.
And then you said, hey, Chris, let's do a tiebreaker.
I said, okay.
How many kills?
All right, cool.
At the end of the game...
Why you lying on camera, bro?
My KDA was...
I have screenshots.
Yo, Bills, put up my stream real quick, because this nigga lying on camera right now.
Yo, see, I don't mind people talking shit.
When you lying, nigga, no, you piss me off.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Everyone saw the chat when you lost, twice to me, and you said, oh, he cheated.
Piss you off?
Piss you off.
Piss you off.
Who won the games?
You piss you off, Fresh.
Noble, Noble, come short of what you want to show, Fresh.
I won the games, I won the lie.
Thank you.
And discussion, Chris, it's over.
Why are you doing that, bro?
Chris, you capping, Chris.
In the studio I showed you, Chris is a capper.
Noble, man, I have no respect for people like that, bro.
I have no respect for Noble for you.
Chris is a capper, bro.
And he's a capper.
And he's a capper.
I have respect for you, Noble.
I have respect for you, Noble.
Listen, Chris.
Next time you want to play a game...
No, you need to cheat, Fresh.
Oh, no, whatever.
Before you talk about playing games, make sure you get out of the game first, okay?
Oh, yeah.
All right, Fresh, man.
Because when you suck, bro, there's no point playing.
Oh, okay, Fresh.
Because then you make it boring, bro.
All right, Fresh.
It's boring.
All right, man.
He lost.
He's won.
Oh, I didn't lose the game.
I'm so sad.
That's an epic argument.
I know.
I don't know, bro.
It's like, argument with Fresh is like tongue to a wall, bro.
You can't.
You can't.
I know, because you lost.
Oh, yeah, whatever, Fresh.
I show them data, I show them facts, Fresh don't care, bro.
Bro, the chat saw you lose on my stream, though.
No, the chat didn't see shit, bro.
They did.
They commented.
I have a chat, too.
Okay, what did they see?
They said you lost.
Who?
Do we need to pull out the stream again?
Fresh, you're gonna show what you're gonna show?
No, it's there.
The scoreboard is there.
Fresh, you're gonna...
I showed you a scoreboard!
What?
Nigga, you lost.
Bro, you fucking...
What are you arguing?
You fucking crazy, bro.
Fresh!
Nigga, hold the L! Chris, Chris, stop.
Chris, Chris, hold the L and be a man.
Don't be a girl and be like, oh my god, accountability!
It's gone!
Hold the L, like you are, and loser, and just hold the L. You call me loser.
Nigga, you lost the game.
You call me loser.
You lost the game.
You call me loser.
Chris, you lost the game.
I literally showed you KDA, bro.
Christopher, you lost the game to me.
We can move on, bro, because Chris can't hold the hell.
Frush, you sound like a retard, bro.
Like, literally, you sound like a retard.
Nigga, we're on Twitch.
My bad, Twitch, man.
Nigga, bro.
Nigga, you get mad at him because you lost the game.
No, it's not bad.
He's like, let's move forward because I'm reading a chat.
I just want to hear you talking about this.
Christopher lost the game.
And you sound like a girl after hours.
Christopher lost the game.
And then last night, the girls were going, Marinoff, you sound just like them.
Like, why do you do that?
Like, seriously.
We could do a rematch.
As a man though, right?
Chris, don't call me off.
Because I was quiet when you were talking, right?
Chris, you lost the game.
You see?
It's so great, Chad.
See, Chad, you see it on 1080p, bro.
Listen, bro, now you guys got to play a game, I guess.
We have to.
See, we have to.
I agree.
Listen, if it's me and you, like, at some other game, that's fine, because, like, you law school, right?
Yeah.
Right?
You know, talk to you and shit talking, right?
I played with China Man, you know, with Fortnite and everything, recently.
Yeah.
But it's like, it's like, listen, if I lose, I don't really care, right?
But it's like, you play with Fresh?
It's like, oh, yeah, what?
I'm like, Fresh.
Like, I'm trying to talk to you.
Because that's you.
Bro, this nigga was doing commentary on the stream?
They was like, yo, wait, what did he say?
Ma, why they throw you in this, bruh?
No, it's for an example, bro.
He made a good point.
Let's do a rematch, and then all this talking means nothing.
Fresh.
Right?
Clean slate for the audience.
I play games to have fun.
I don't play games to have other people, man.
No, it's for fun.
Before I was like, hold on, hold on, hold on.
To beat you.
Chris, Chris, Chris said- It's fun to beat people.
Chris, you said, I'll beat you at League of Legends.
I'm better than you.
Yes, it's fun.
And when you lost, it was like, wait, Chris, I beat you.
Wait, no, it's this and that.
Chris, just hold the L, bro.
It's okay.
If you lose that game, you suck at it, it's fine.
You don't have to be invested in every game.
It's fine, bro.
Just hold the L. That's what I thought, nigga.
Alright, we can move on.
Fresh, you're so cringe, man.
So are you.
You're so cringe.
Oh, no, you up, but where am I? Chris, just hold up.
I was done teaching kids a long time ago, bro.
I don't play with kids anymore.
And video games.
Are you calling me a kid?
You act like a kid.
You lost a kid then.
Kids are correct in video games, man.
Kids are correct in video games, man.
What news happened today?
Thank you, Bills.
Let's talk about what happened today, Mark.
Let's put a league right now.
This is so simple, bro.
Swiss rolls?
Rematch?
Mark, where are you getting these snacks at, man?
Where this nigga getting his snacks at?
Wait, more snacks?
This nigga getting me Swiss rolls.
Yo, the most fattiest snack possible.
Mo has the most fattiest snack possible.
They go into the diabetes store.
Sorry, Jack, man.
Let's go, man.
Oh, man.
I just got my visitation.
I don't know what that argument was because I don't play League.
Okay, Mario, imagine you play Overwatch, right?
And someone's like, I'll beat your ass, bro.
I'm better than you at the game.
But playing one-on-one isn't a thing on Overwatch, though.
I know, I know.
Hold on.
You don't play one-on-one on League yet?
No, you can't.
You don't.
But he challenged you and said, I'm better than you.
All right, cool.
We'll play a game.
But when I beat you, I'm going to roast you.
Mario, did I challenge you the first one?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You did.
And when he lost, he was like, wait, you cheated, bro.
I'm like, wait, no.
It's a one-on-one skill game.
Fresh, why are you skipping over topics?
To be fair, let's do another one.
Second game, my camera was fucking up on stream.
I got up four times to fix the camera, and he beat me that time.
Cool.
The third game we played, the last game, there was no getting up.
Fair and square, he lost so badly, he just rage quit.
He said, I'm over the game.
And then Noble was like, yo, I'm not gonna lie, Fresh just got a game.
So then he says, he cheated.
Fresh, why are you lying like this so hard, man?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
You a boy?
But you lying, bro.
Now you're being a girl.
Now you're being a girl, Chris.
It's like him and a girl talking court.
And she's telling her story.
And she's telling all these allegations, bro.
What the heck?
Anyhow.
So look.
So look.
He cheated.
Chris.
Nobody cares.
Let's do a rematch for the audience so they can see it live.
How about that?
Fresh.
How about that?
No, no!
Fresh, okay, man.
Alright, you know what?
We'll do a match.
Alright, Fresh, go.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do it, bro.
Let's do it, bro.
Perfect.
You so whiny, whiny, bro.
I'm not talking, Chris.
Holy shit, bro.
Just hold the L. It's okay, buddy.
It's okay.
Oh, my gosh.
We'll move on.
Whiny, bro.
I can't believe you like this, bro.
Chris, just hold the L. It's fine, bro.
I just can't believe you like this, bro.
You can't admit defeat?
Not like, I know you talk, right?
But then you said, oh, yeah, we playing the game.
And then after the game, I said you was cheating.
It wasn't like that, bro.
You just did that earlier.
Yo, okay, you know what?
Chris, watch this back.
All right, Fresh.
Watch it back.
All right, man.
And then tell me what you just saw.
Fresh, give me a headache, bro.
Yo, yo, that's why I don't game with you, bro.
Why?
Because you lose?
No, because you're annoying as fuck, bro.
You're like, it's like playing with a...
But you lost!
I don't care if I lose, bro.
Listen, you're sad right now.
Listen, I don't care if I lose.
You didn't care!
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, I don't care if I lose, Fresh, because I have a whole community on Twitch that I play with, right?
China man always, you know, ax him.
But it's like, bro, it's like...
Nigga, fight people?
No.
Fight people, nigga?
Whatever.
Fresh is fine.
Fresh is fine.
Hold the L. I will forever tell you to hold it up.
Like, stop that music, bro.
Rematch!
Fresh.
Rematch!
To lighten up the mood a little bit.
I don't bring girls to the podcast and then have them give me headaches and then I come and then I have to deal with you, bro.
It's like, I just don't do that, bro.
Chris, what's the headache?
Rematch.
If it's so simple, you're better than me.
What's the issue?
Come on, Chris!
If it's so bad, rematch.
What's the issue?
Are you scared, buddy?
Alright, man.
Use those tactics online, but not on me, bro.
What?
Use those tactics online, but not on me.
No, no.
Real life right now.
I just told you, bro.
I don't mind losing, bro.
Okay, good.
But you play like a...
You admit it.
You admit it.
No, no, not to you.
He admitted it.
Thank you, Chris.
That's all I wanted.
Fresh, alright, man.
That's when you admit it, you lost.
That's it.
In general, fresh.
I don't mind losing in general.
Because people don't win all the time, fresh.
You know that, right?
That's not the argument here.
No, the argument is this.
You're annoying.
At video games.
But you lost.
What the heck?
At video games.
I love how Chris adds at video games.
That's a whole other subject.
Chris, it's okay to lose sometimes.
At video games.
No, no.
Fresh is annoying.
Hold on.
You know why hurts him so bad?
Because...
When he lost...
What hurts me?
I tried to talk to him so bad, he was crying.
He was like, what the fuck, Fresh?
No, you cheated.
I was crying.
I said, nigga, you suck, bro.
You're trash at the game.
I was crying.
You're terrible.
Yo, Chris, leave me out of this.
I'm not going to hold you, bro.
I was crying now.
Those lobbies, when you roast people, when they lose?
That's who you got, Chris.
Alright, Fresh, I was crying.
Yo, Fresh, I was crying.
I was whining.
I was complaining.
That's how I am, right?
And you still want to play with me again?
Oh no, they need to see it in real time.
No, no, no, no, no.
They need to see it.
But since I was crying and complaining.
No, run the fade.
Run the Legends.
And we'll do it live.
I told you.
I'm fine.
I'm chilling.
Let's do it.
You can hang in a corner on that.
Rematch.
But I currently don't want to play with you because you're annoying to play with.
Why?
See?
I said it three or four times, man.
It's okay, man.
Move on, man.
Chris, you know the problem, bro?
Okay.
All right, man.
I have a problem now.
The L? All right.
You can't take it.
It's like accountability's out the window.
It's like you're three or four.
All right, man.
Legit, bro.
Rematch for the audience.
That's it.
All right.
No.
That's what I asked for.
Rematch.
It's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
I'll move on.
That's fine.
Move on.
So, do you agree?
Fresh, yes.
Rematch and move on.
Thank you.
That's all.
Let's rechats.
Goddamn.
Chris, you gotta chill, bro.
That's too long, bro.
I gotta chill.
Fresh, don't guess like me, man.
Nigga, hold the L. Don't guess like me, man.
Bro, hold the L. Don't guess like me, bro.
Let's stop it, bro.
Alright.
Nigga, you lost.
Let's move on, man.
Let's move on, freshman.
You're my boy, man.
Don't move on, man.
That's all.
They were boys, but nigga, hold L. Yeah, nigga, you annoy him.
Move on.
What the hell, bro?
Chats?
Yeah, chats.
Let's do this one first.
Army vet.
Why is Mo walking like he shat his slacks?
Shat his slacks.
That's from Kay Noel.
I'm already a Catholic member, but I donated 100 subs just to hear Chris stutter through saying...
My bad, man!
Peace, South Dakota.
Would you quit?
It was worth the laugh, Chris.
- Yo, thank you man.
- Thank you man.
- Thank you man. - Thank you man. - It's a nigga Dota, Chris Stutter bro, that's your funniest part bro.
- Yo, P.I.T.R.I.T.A. bro. - Oh man, okay.
Chris and Fresh, try playing Dota 2 and whoever carries better is the way better player.
Oh yeah, Dota's another big one, yeah. - Dota's good too. - Jay Lopez.
We need to see Chris and Fresh 1v1.
Yes!
Thank you!
Listen, they want to see it, so we'll give it to them.
Okay, that's fine, yeah.
Thank God.
Oof.
Final cellmate?
Diddy.
All right, you're the motherfucker greatest.
Telling guys that they can reach out to you if they're close to the edge of the cliff.
I am doing way better than I thought I would ever do FNF to the moon.
Actually, yeah, real quick announcement.
Not to make it a more somber tone, but guys, obviously as you guys know, the singer...
Um, from, what's the name again?
One Direction?
One Direction!
One Direction!
What's his name?
Liam.
Um, yeah, Liam Payne?
Liam Payne.
Liam Payne.
Or Hayne.
You know, he self-deleted the other day, and I told all the guys...
Wait, did he though?
They're saying it's self-deleted.
I heard opposite.
Murder?
Well, the story going on is that he did that, but that girl that was in the room, there's a backstory behind their whole relationship.
So she's saying it wasn't her, but like, why are you talking about the window?
Yeah, I don't know.
And the video is him hanging from the window, holding on, and then falls like that, like backwards.
You saw the video?
Yeah, it's the video.
Oh, shit.
You didn't see it?
No, I didn't see the video.
Bro, that story's fucked up, bro.
Something not right there.
The point is that if anyone...
I basically told everyone, look, guys.
My Instagram is MyronGainesX.
DM me on there if you guys are going through it.
I've already responded to a bunch of you guys earlier today while I was in the gym.
If you're having thoughts of hurting yourself, any type of self-dilution, and I mean this sincerely, guys.
Message me thoughts is the title.
And tell me what's going on, and I'll respond to you personally.
And I've been doing that with a bunch of guys today.
Please don't burn it though and use it to sell me your copy or some other weird shit like that.
Only message me if you're at a point now where you don't have anywhere else to turn.
Send thoughts and I'll respond to all you guys as soon as we get off stream here.
And I've already talked to a bunch of you guys.
It's fake?
Yeah, the WL. Could be, could be.
So, yeah, guys, all jokes aside, that's something that, you know, for the next, like, day or two, if you're having any of these thoughts, you know, you want to hurt yourself or something like that, just message me thoughts.
Don't do anything.
Message me thoughts.
I'll respond to all of them tonight after we get off stream.
So that's something that I'm kind of running.
Let's get up charge.
I don't want any.
I just want to help you guys out that are going through it.
Some guys message me just, like, telling me their problems and, like, damn, I could finally vent.
That's all you need sometimes.
You know?
I mean, I got a lot of you.
I'm going to tell you guys what you need to do.
Right?
I've been stirring with a couple of you guys on there, but some of you guys need to hear it.
So, hey man, ain't nobody jumping off a building or doing anything to themselves if I'm here.
So just message me.
Thoughts?
X. It's either on X or on Instagram.
Some of you guys message me on X. MyronGainesX on there.
Just message me on Instagram or Twitter.
Just say thoughts, what your issue is, and I'll respond to you tonight.
Alright?
Anyway, what else do we got here?
Any other chats?
Yeah, we do.
And then, any things that you guys want us to cover?
Today is, like, kind of stream for you guys, right?
Like, any of you guys want us to cover, put them in the chat.
Let's see, whatever you guys want us to.
Castle Club, yeah.
Yeah.
Dota, the best of all MOBA team-based games, okay?
Officer Chris, you're under arrest.
Chris, hey, man, we do it live.
Oh, man.
What else?
Chris is cool, man.
Chris is cool.
Welcome back, Kings.
Did y'all see Dave Bautista call Trump a whiny bitch?
Yeah, Dave Bautista's a loser.
Fresh, that was a quote of the movie, The Longest Yard.
Ah, Terry Crews.
Okay.
Raphael, Fresh, when are you going to play Super Smash Bros.
again?
I'll cook you with Sonic.
You know what?
We'll do a stream on Saturday.
Nintendo bought the rights to Sonic, right?
Nintendo owns Sonic now?
Yes.
I think so.
They bought Sega, right?
A while ago.
I think so.
I'm sure my age right now.
A while ago.
Yo, Sonic was fired for GameCube, bro.
Yo, did Nintendo buy Metal Gear Solid 2?
I'd have to Google that out.
That's actually one of my favorite game series is Metal Gear Solid.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty is actually still one of my favorite games.
Snake isn't smashed too.
Snake isn't smashed, probably.
It's because Sony still owns the right to the Metal Gear Solid franchise.
Okay.
Yeah, Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty is one of my favorite games.
So guys, what I'll do on my Twitch?
High AQ game, guys.
I'll play on Twitch, League Legends, and Smash Bros.
on my Twitch, and as well, Rumble.
I'll do that for you guys as well, probably Saturday.
I got you guys.
But Nintendo and Sony's front office, they're both in Japan.
So it's not far-fetched for them to collab with each other.
Speaking of which, I still gotta play the new Zelda game.
Angie bought it from S7 and played it.
What?
I gotta play it.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's a lot of time, bro.
That is not a Myron-like game.
You gotta switch?
Yeah.
You got a Switch?
That's going to be boring for you, bro.
Yeah, it's a Switch.
No, I like Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time is still one of my favorite games.
I think it's one of the best games ever made.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time.
That's a popular opinion.
Majora's Mask was good.
But for you?
A Link to the Past on Super Nintendo.
I played them all, man.
It's an open world game, though.
I don't expect Myron to like that.
It's long on hard pause.
Yeah, I mean, I got to play.
It's at Angie's house, so I got to go over there and play.
It's a fire game.
What else?
Who are you?
Nigga, I've always liked Zelda.
I just haven't played in a very long time.
Yeah, but a different game?
That's not Mario-like.
Mo!
That's true.
Yo, why do Mo feel like he knows you so well, bro?
Yeah, I know, right?
I mean, I do, though.
He can make a change if he wants to, bro.
I mean, I do, though.
That's a fact, though.
All right.
We'll be out here.
Talk to you, Mo.
What's up next?
J Lopez.
Dota 2 is better than League of Legends.
It's a tutorial for that.
The real game is Dota 2.
Okay.
I'll check it out.
Punisher.
The reason Chris is wearing a jacket is because he's trying to hide his mansities.
Guys, check this out.
Check this out.
Okay.
Put camera on real quick.
I want to show you guys the training I've been putting Frank through.
Frank, don't make me look bad.
We got a lot of people watching.
Sit.
Stay.
Good boy.
Roll.
Roll.
Come on.
You got this.
Sit.
Stay.
Roll.
Roll.
Come on, Frank.
Come on, man.
You're making me look bad.
Okay, come up.
Okay, good boy.
Okay, now sit.
Sit.
Frank, sit.
Sit.
Goddamn it.
Now he's excited.
No, but he does it normally, though.
Here, Frank, come here.
He does it off camera all the time.
And I did it on Instagram Live for a couple of these people.
Frank, come here.
Sit.
Stay.
Good boy.
Alright, roll.
Roll.
You got it.
Roll.
Stay.
Stay.
There we go.
Oh, you got it!
Roll!
There we go, baby!
Let's go!
Okay, yo.
Bills, put it on the couch.
Put it on the couch.
Right, come here.
Okay, Hiro.
Hiro.
Shut up.
Hiro, listen at all, bro.
Hiro, lay down and don't move.
Shut up.
Lay down and don't move.
Good boy!
Good boy, hero!
I wish I got it on camera, guys.
Yeah, he did roll over, though.
It's a new trick I taught him.
He's still getting used to it.
Frank, bite his ass, bro.
No, no, bite him.
Get him.
Frank!
Get him, bro.
Yeah, Frank is very friendly as Yakuza.
He loves everybody in the studio, man.
Yeah.
But hold on.
How long have you got Frank?
A month?
About a month?
That's good, bro.
Yeah.
Guys, he's four months old.
He's literally a baby, man.
That's very good.
He's a big-ass baby, though.
But he's a full-bread, a full 100% border collie, man.
That's good.
So, he listens.
So...
Incoming mo' roasts.
They're gonna start roasting you?
Yeah.
Yo, uh...
Cause he held a dog.
Yeah.
Yo, uh...
Oh, cause he held a dog?
Oh, yeah.
Imagine Moe with a dog.
He'd be gone in two weeks.
Yo, okay.
What's the next chat?
Alright, what's the next chat?
Told you.
Yep.
Nigga said Hero's a diva.
He is, bro.
He is, bro.
Look at this nigga stretching his shit.
Okay.
Mallowboy says, when we're going to have this part of the live stream, maybe Moe, Fresh, or Myron wants to dirty the snow.
What?
What the fuck?
Hey, yo, Fresh, I bet you won't do it.
Nah, bro.
We could over here.
Okay.
Shout out to Akpun.
Resubscribe for a month.
And, yo, guys, just so you know, again, type in I'm a Brokey.
Somebody will go ahead and give you a sub.
If you're on Amazon Prime, use Amazon Prime.
Go ahead and sub with Amazon Prime.
It's free.
And if you gift 50 subs, you get a year free of Castle Club.
We're running this promo only for today.
And also, what else are we doing?
I'm trying to think.
Oh, Hive Train 10?
I give subs.
Okay.
So every 10.
Only for tonight.
And then Angry says, Twitch Tuesdays, new Dragon Ball Z, Sparking Zero, 100%.
Okay.
Okay.
Don't do Lubbock, bro.
Rising crime rate and drug bombs here are not worth it.
Okay, Nate Sands, that's someone from Lubbock.
Mogun need all that back and interest.
Uh-oh.
I see what you mean here.
The snacks.
The snacks, okay.
What else do we got here?
Final Chewer.
Myron, you're the MF greatest.
Motherfucking greatest.
Telling guys that they can...
Oh, we did that one.
Oh, yeah, that one before.
I'm thinking about joining the Merchant Automation with Paul, but his program is 20K and a half has to be cash.
I've got 20K in my name and in between careers right now.
Should I... No.
Save up more money, bro.
Get your job set up, then go ahead and invest.
You don't invest money that you can't afford to lose, bro.
You know what I mean?
You guys can have Mo do a 20 minute section on the show.
Every show updating on sports, just him on the main cam.
I don't know about a 20 minute section.
Nah.
But he could give you guys a quick little update.
Yeah, nah.
Of what's going on.
I don't need all that.
Sports is boring, bro.
I don't need all that.
You'd be surprised, bro.
A lot of niggas like sports.
Yeah, people like sports.
You'll be surprised.
Don't call in the chat.
I don't think niggas like sports like that.
You like sports?
You think niggas don't like sports?
We don't, but like normies do, bro.
A lot of normies do, bro.
You look normies in the chat?
Some of them, yeah.
I mean, do a poll on the chat.
Yeah, do a poll.
We'll do a poll.
Actually, yeah, let's do a poll on Twitch.
Ask them if...
And on YouTube.
Rumble, we give them a number.
Does Rumble let us do polls yet?
Possibly.
Well, sports is boring.
On locals, you can do a poll?
Oh, shit!
All right, do a poll on locals, too.
And let's see what they say on Cows Club.
All right, Brady sold himself to the...
To keep making money?
That's why they have to give them the roast, same as they've done to other celebrities.
Oh, I see what you mean there, Nathan Rods.
Mo should do, like, music commentary.
That's what Mo should do.
That's popping.
I personally don't like sports, but I think it would be great to have a sports commentator.
Have Mo be the more involved with us.
Okay?
Alright.
Keep chilling.
Big Mooka had a 7X on.
Why'd you make that so big, Bills?
What is my baby doing with the police costume?
She said about Frank.
Watching FNF tonight, let's go.
Shout out to Chris, man.
You guys, Jail Jumpsuits reminded me of the 24 hours to live rap video with DMX, Lox, and Mace.
Glad to catch an episode of FNF that can make a ninja laugh.
Brings back the good old days.
Hey, man.
Shout out to you, Uncle Luke.
24 hours to live.
Just think.
Where would you go?
What would you do?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you remember.
Yeah, you remember.
What else we got here?
That's it.
That's it?
Oh, hold on.
Do these.
I think, yep, do this one.
Oh, someone asked that I watched the Kamala interview with Fox.
I did.
Hey guys, I love listening to you guys.
When are you guys going to upload...
Oh, content back to Spotify.
You know, we need to do that.
Yeah, why don't we...
Oh, no, wait.
We had a deal on audio before.
Yeah, but now we can do it.
We should do that.
Hmm.
Let me do some text.
I'll talk with Moe.
Let me do some text in my scenes.
Alright.
We, like many others, enjoyed you guys on Spotify.
Most love from Morrison and Jay.
Okay?
Alright.
Fresh, can you be Dracula for the Halloween?
You mean Moe, bro, not me.
Yeah, me Moe, nigga.
Vax.
Moe's the guy that likes blood, if you know what I'm saying.
Vax.
Ow!
Um...
Alright, that's it.
Okay.
Topics today.
We've got a few videos to actually go through.
Alright.
We'll do the first one.
Should we switch the switch?
Let's do it.
Might as well.
Yeah, we got like what?
2,400 of you guys watching on YouTube?
Let's shift the YouTube ninjas over at least.
Or no, they might go to Rumble.
Should we just do the whole shift over just now?
Rumble and Twitch.
Let's do it.
YouTube, come on over to Rumble or Twitch.
We got you guys, man.
Give me an oatmeal cream pie pause.
Cream pie.
What am I doing?
We're going to cut YouTube.
Yeah, we're going to cut YouTube Rumble too.
We'll leave Rumble for now.
Them niggas are cool.
We'll do it for now.
Do me a favor, guys.
Come on over to Twitch.
Let's get to the front page of Twitch, guys.
Let's get 1,000 to 2,000 live watching on Twitch, guys.
Helping the ninjas out.
We want to hit that front page again.
We've been in jail for two weeks, so we want to hit the algo hard.
You guys already know we're demonetized on YouTube.
It kind of fucking sucks.
Right?
So, guys, come on over to Twitch if you're watching on YouTube.
Rumble and just stay put.
What about Twitter?
Up to you.
We'll kill the Twitter, too.
So, Twitter, YouTube, come on over to Twitch, guys.
Actually, no, stay at Twitter a little bit longer because we'll cut the Twitter and rumble at the same time because I just retweeted on my main account.
There you go.
Yeah.
So, YouTube guys, come on over to Twitch.
Actually, let me retweet your post now if I do it.
Yeah.
And then we're going to make the migration over to Twitch.
Alright!
Come on over to Twitch, Ninjas.
And if you don't have a Twitch thing, guys, just type in I'm a Brokie in the chat and Ninjas got you.
For all the YouTube people.
They'll take care of you.
They'll take care of you, Ninjas.
Shout out to all you guys coming in as first-time chatters on Twitch.
We'll stay on all the platforms for another 20-30 minutes and we're going to go to Twitch only.
And Cast Club, of course.
Well, that's a given.
Sometimes I gotta spell it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Cast Club Ninjas, you guys always get everything.
So come on over, guys.
Niggas is typing in We Brokeys.
Okay.
Alright, what's the first topic that you want to talk about while we do this?
We have...
Bill's has it.
We got quite a few, actually.
But the main one, I think, is the first one is the jail one.
Bill's?
Yeah, I just gave him in like a minute.
Okay.
In the meantime, though...
Alright, we're climbing.
Almost a thousand on Twitch.
I'll tell you this, bro.
Twitch, bro, you don't need that many viewers to get a lot of traction on Twitch, bro.
I've seen people partner with a hundred people watching, and I'm like, wow.
Making bread.
Impressive, honestly.
Don't need a lot.
Come on over, ninjas.
Average viewers.
Come on over to Twitch, guys.
Switch.tv slash FreshFitPodcast.
Alright, what's this first video?
They were looking at here?
Oh, so this is a jail video where activities happen that most people don't want to partake in.
Okay.
I don't know what we're about to see, but alright.
Surprise.
Basically.
Yo!
Ow!
Play the clip.
Wait, what?
When Lockup visited Kentucky State Penitentiary, we met Fleece Johnson, a long-time inmate who practices a very different kind of homosexuality.
What the fuck?
Well, we have sexual desires, right?
So you got a bunch of men locked up in one place.
All of them get whored.
All of them's haunted.
All of them got sexual desire.
So what are they going to do?
They won't let them have a woman.
They're going to have each of somebody's going to have to give off some booty.
And it's just that simple.
The most memorable story that Fleece told us was about the place and importance that booty has in a maximum security penitentiary.
And he went on about it and on about it.
Booty was more important than food.
Booty.
A man's butt.
It was more important.
I'm sorry.
It was more booty.
Having some booty.
Bruh, what is this?
Is he being serious?
It was more important than drinking water, man.
I like boogie.
Johnson went on to tell our crew how he used to satisfy his sexual desires, especially during the 1970s and 80s, when he was most active and prison security was more lax.
When I see one, and he looks good to me, when I go see him, I say, you come here.
I say, I'm telling you what, Johnson also had a warning for the new generation of inmates.
They might be asking for trouble from old timers.
This is the Rayleigh Boondocks.
Yeah, that's what Boondocks was based off of.
Bro, what the hell is this?
That episode of Boondocks was based off of him.
So Boondocks made the episode of Booty Warrior, but this is the real shit.
I came looking for booty.
You didn't see that on Boondocks?
No, I didn't see this.
Back in the day?
No.
I'm surprised.
You would love Boondocks.
We watched something else.
Wait, you don't watch Boondocks?
You would love Boondocks?
Bro, you would love Boondocks.
Bro, that's the most diabolically Well, Myron's from Connecticut, though, bro.
And it got too much watermelon and Kool-Aid for Myron's liking.
You know?
He might laugh at it, though.
Myron would love it, though.
I've seen some clips.
That one dude is kind of funny.
The old nigga.
Of course you like Uncle Ruckus.
Of course, bro.
I saw the...
He did Exorcism.
Yeah, yeah.
On a ninja.
That's funny.
Somebody give the 20 subs.
Shout out to you, bro.
Shout out to you.
Nope.
Nope.
Shout out to Roof, resubscribing.
Shout out to all you guys joining the squad.
What's the...
What else we got here?
What's the next video?
Yeah, we can get off of that one.
Come on, man.
The booty warrior.
I came looking for booty.
All right, what's the next one, Bills?
Hey, we'll keep it to the jail theme, okay?
We've been released from jail, but we need to...
It's more important than Walter.
Remember how bad it is in jail.
Frank, come here.
Okay, what's the next one, Bills?
This shit crazy, man.
By the way, is he free now, that guy?
Is he free?
Yeah, I think he is.
Really?
Lock him up.
I saw an interview.
Lock him up.
I heard he out.
Yeah, he's out.
Yeah.
Where?
He was doing an interview.
I don't want to be around that nigga.
He's married with a wife.
Yeah.
By the way, nope, with another 20.
He said he said like booty, though.
Nope.
Okay, we just started a fucking hype train.
Let's go.
Okay, baby.
Let's get this thing to 20, guys.
Let's get this bad boy to 20, man.
Did he do an interview with Antoine Daniels?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I could have swore he did one.
He was old as fuck, though.
Yeah, he is pretty old.
Okay, what's the next one?
Oh, my God.
Stay in the car.
Stay in the car.
Didn't you read the manual when you take the license that when the police put on his blue light to cool you over to immediately pull over to the right to stop?
I'm going to pull this vehicle over in front of us.
He's not yielding right away to an emergency vehicle and see what's wrong with him.
Yo, all cops are the best, bro.
Yes, I'm clear on disregard.
Yo, I shouldn't be lit.
Is she by herself?
Late night?
Sir, how are you doing?
Can you stay in your car?
Go ahead and stay in your truck.
You're fine.
Close the window.
You can tell this is older because she's coming around on the driver's side.
Normally they go on the other side now.
Why don't you turn the radio down.
I just wanted to ask you, can I see your driver's license and your insurance?
Get out of the car!
4363.
I've just been involved in a fleet.
I don't believe I have any injuries.
Get out of the car!
No way!
That nigga drunk?
Step over there.
Step over there.
What the fuck?
That's a lie.
Bro, you gotta be kidding me, bro.
What a lucky day.
Yo, are you serious?
Yo, lucky day!
Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario! Luigi!
What's up?
Luigi! Yo, that nigga just got himself put in jail, bro.
I had some pasta sauce.
Yo, yo.
DUI! Yo! Yo, are you serious?
Triple whammy!
Well, I guess you can say...
Wait.
The effect!
Nice sound effect, bro.
What are the charges for that?
Hitting a cop while drunk.
Destruction of government property.
Plus, he's a female.
He's going to get a DUI. Man, let's see what...
Bro, you can tell that nigga is lit, too.
Wait, what?
He got a couple blue moons.
Wait, bro.
Is this scripted?
No, bro.
No, it's not.
Cops is real.
He was trying to save Princess Peach.
Come here, stand right there.
Put your hands up on the back of the car.
Man, she calm as fuck, man.
Well, he's white, bro.
He's white.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we're okay.
You got that ponytail?
What the...
That ponytail...
And then he has a shot of the plane?
Yeah, that's practice and shit.
Actually, fun fact, pause.
When you're cuffing them is the most likely when they'll do some shit.
Because that's when it's like kind of hitting them that they might go to jail.
And this is their last chance.
So this is actually one of the most dangerous times is when you cuff them.
Especially if they know where your hands are.
Actually, I'm surprised.
What she should have done was...
So we used to call it...
Little police thing here.
So when you get the handcuffs, right?
These obviously aren't real ones.
But you're supposed to get them like this, right?
You get it like this.
And you're supposed to quickly, okay, give one hand.
Boom.
And then it hooks on.
And then the other one, boom.
And you just quickly two-tap it.
Like, boom, boom.
And you push it into the, you know, they call it the God's notch right there.
And then you push there, and then it automatically hooks around.
And then it's supposed to do it quick.
So I'm surprised that she did it that way.
It's actually very dangerous.
Is it because it's an old episode?
No, they tease that training or whatever, but I guess she probably feels comfortable with the camera code there.
Sorry, camera crew watching.
But that is the most volatile time is when you're cuffing someone like that.
Wow.
So, all right, let's keep going.
Fun little fact for you guys.
There you go.
Behind the scenes.
Shout out to all you ninjas on Twitch.
Guys, again, the rules.
And Rumble.
Oh, we're on Hype Train 9 already.
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And shout out to Knopf just came out with 20 community subs.
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Did we hit 1,000 live viewers yet?
We're on 800-something.
We're at 902 from what I see here.
Almost there.
Guys, 1,000 live viewers, man, on Twitch.
And it's this big fan from Saudi Arabia.
All right, shout out to all my ninjas from Saudi Arabia.
Shukran Jazeel.
As-salamu alaykum.
It's Nabiya.
So, and we're already hype train 10.
So, yeah, and then, yo, let's do another poll.
See how many people are watching with ads.
I want to get it to, I like to have an 80-20 ratio where a majority of you guys aren't getting ads on Twitch.
Let's keep clicking, though.
I can already tell this is going to be entertaining as hell.
Nah, it is.
Just compilation.
Shout out to Noble for signing this.
The Jill theme.
This is crazy.
Have you had a little bit to drink tonight?
Have you seen time?
No.
Well, I can smell beer on you.
You just ran into the back of a police car.
Did you see the lights?
What?
Oh, he lit.
Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.
Chris, as a fellow alcoholic, how lit is this nigga, bro?
Uh, yes.
Yes.
Nah, nigga, translate.
He's like, yo, you lit, nigga?
Uh, uh, yes.
Nah, nigga, translate, bro.
What'd he say?
I don't know.
Uh, go back again and we'll see you.
How are you doing?
Can you stay in your car?
Go ahead and stay in your truck.
You're fine.
- Fine, close the window.
Okay, why don't you turn the radio down?
I just wanted to ask you, can I see your driver's license and your insurance?
Get out of the car!
4363.
I've just been involved in the fleets.
I don't believe I have any injuries.
Get out of the car!
Step over there.
Step over there.
That boy's lit.
Hey, we're 50% of the halfway to...
Put your hands up on the back of the car.
Almost there.
Yeah, we're okay.
Have you had a little bit to drink tonight?
No.
No?
Well, I can smell beer on you.
You just ran into the back of a police car.
Did you see the lights?
Not till I got a car.
What?
Chris, Chris, what did he say?
I'm trying to hear it.
He said not till I hit the corner or something like that.
Yo!
He understands!
Yeah, I mean, fuck it.
Car, did you see the lights?
Not till I got a vomit.
What?
Not till I got a vomit.
Not till you ran into it?
I was.
Hey, hey, something like that, man.
Shit.
Buzz, buzz.
So, you know, yours is crazy, right?
I remember going out with Chris a couple times, and Chris obviously enjoys the liquor at their venues, and normally there's girls around, right?
And Chris would be talking to people, and they're like, okay, cool, whatever.
Couple drinks in, then they're looking at me like...
I'm like, wait, what do you want?
What'd he say?
Oh, let me ask him.
Yo, Chris, what'd he say to her?
They'd be like...
He'd be like...
No, I'm saying, dude, talk to me.
He'd be like...
Bro, talk to me.
He doesn't say shit.
He's moving his mouth.
Nothing comes out.
And I'm like, Chris, are you okay?
Chris, when you be in the club...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He'd be like...
I'm like, Chris, speak to me.
Because if they don't understand you, I don't either.
And funny enough, when he's drunk, bro, he doesn't say shit at all.
I'm not lying?
40 seconds, by the way.
We're at 71%.
Who's going to Kobe this shit?
For Hype Train 10, guys.
Hype Train 10.
Let's pass Hype Train 10.
35 seconds, by the way.
71%.
Who's going to get us there, man?
Almost there.
And I'm going to give y'all some subs back.
And by the way, it's not a bad thing, Chris, because you can get lit.
It's funny.
First is fine, man.
23 seconds.
22 seconds.
Bro, a honey bun?
Honey bun.
Wait, you still got more snacks?
Bro, this thing you still got...
By the way.
I'm actually eating the Cheetos.
Hey!
Let's go!
Let's go!
And by the way, I see the poll we got about 50-50, right?
Yeah, 50-50.
50-50?
Okay, 50-50.
50-50.
Hey, ninjas, I gift y'all some subs, man.
Let's go.
So, because we give back to the people, because we love y'all.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's go!
We like to engage with you guys.
Shout out to Blackest Panther, by the way.
Gift out five community subs.
Shout out to you, bro.
Let's get to Hype Train 20, man.
And Matty P. 10 gifted subs.
Let's get to Hyper Train 20, man.
That's a lot of money, bro.
Damn.
Shout out to you, bro.
Shout out to all you ninjas.
For supporting.
Thank you guys for supporting, man.
Thanks.
And yeah, like I said, guys, today's an interactive show, so Cast Club chats, gifting subs, rumble rants, we're gonna read them all as they come in.
If you guys want, go to Discord and send us some videos, too, in Discord.
Oh, yeah!
We should handle that.
We should do that.
Go to Discord.
And then go to the video chat.
Bro, I like this way more than talking to girls, bro.
This is way more enjoyable, man.
Just shooting the shit with the guys.
Boys being boys.
And niggas in an orange jumpsuit.
Boys being boys.
This is way better than the girls, bro.
Facts.
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
Boys being boys.
Let's go back to the cop shit.
Booty boys?
What?
Oh, bad.
Sir, are you okay?
Someone died on that road.
Okay, you're not injured.
Okay.
Well, just stay here a minute.
It looks like a drunk ran into the back of us.
He appears to be intoxicated.
He didn't seem alive.
Everybody's okay.
They were sitting in the vehicle.
I was talking to this guy, and he never slowed down.
It was just, this is my driver, this white car.
Yeah, he was stopped.
I was stopped a little bit over there.
This guy hit my car and then smashed into the back of this truck.
Wow!
You should relax.
Follow this pin with your eyes.
Don't move your head.
You understand?
Watch this pin right here, right?
He's done for.
Yeah, he's cooked.
You know what?
That nigga's cooked.
That nigga's tall bro.
That nigga's tall bro.
That nigga's cooked bro.
Wow.
Alright.
Alright cowboy.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, shit.
So I think it's leaning like a three-legged lion.
Oh, oh.
What a fall.
Oh, no.
1911?
That guy's got 1911?
I'm gonna take you under arrest and drive one intoxicated.
Look at that nigga out.
I'm gonna run in.
Just walk a little bit.
I'm going to arrest you anyway.
So, that's alcohol or is that drugs that he's on?
It could be either or, but they're assuming it's drugs.
Because he smells like booze.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're assuming it's alcohol.
He smells alcohol, yeah.
Damn.
Wow.
- 4336 holding. - 4336 holding. - Marijuana.
- Oh, we got weed on.
- Oh, no.
- Jesus, what the fuck? - Chairman arrested before. - He might have to borrow his room.
- So it's weed, too.
- We hit you.
- We hit you.
- How many times? - Twice. - They gave him a field sobriety test.
He failed it.
He's going to the station now.
They're going to do an intoxicant.
He has no insurance.
He was wearing his seatbelt.
And blinders.
I asked him, I said, did you see the overheads?
Because I have my overheads on.
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Oh, 18 seconds, guys!
Hype Train 11, let's go to 12!
15 seconds to go, literally.
Holy shit, man.
Guys, we gotta hit Hype Train 20.
Hype Train 20.
Come on, man.
Come on, chat.
Hold on.
At Hype Train 20?
No, Hype Train 12, somebody drops a soap.
Let's see if we made it.
No, we didn't make it.
Okay.
No soap drop.
Okay, cool.
I'll tell you this, though.
That nigga's fried, bro.
Yeah, he's cooked.
Let's go to the next guy.
Oh, Ark Lightning just came in.
Too late.
Damn it, man.
Shout out to Ark Lightning, man.
Good track.
He must have been spamming the fucking pay button.
Pay, pay, pay.
Yeah, it's okay.
I should have gave y'all like a 30-minute...
Alboys.
A 30-second thing.
Alboys gave out 10 as well.
Thank you so much, Alboys.
Shout out to all the real supporters in here, man.
Like I said, this is a stream where we want to show y'all love, man.
MrDrippy19 cheered 100 bits.
Shout out to you, man.
By the way, Castle Club Chats or Rumble Rants, any of these coming in?
By the way, Albo's a great league player.
Shout out to you, Albo.
You're a great player, bro.
Try to read these as they come in, guys.
We don't got no bimbos, so we can like stop and kind of, you know what I mean?
How am I going to do that?
He's doing a video.
How am I going to do that?
Find a way, nigga.
I got three screens, man.
We'll continue the video for now.
Yeah, we'll continue that.
And then we'll do the chats right after.
Yeah, yeah.
We got you guys.
Oh, because you can't see the chats when they come in.
Yeah, he got to do that.
We have to screen them because we double screen them.
Oh, because we're on Twitch.
And plus it'll also show the telegram, so sensitive information.
I can't, I can't get chats and show a screen.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, uh, Chris, Moe, you guys figure something out because Bill's is on the ones and twos.
But he has to show them, though, is what Moe was saying.
So he has to like exit out the screen and show them.
Bingo.
Yes.
But y'all can edit them, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there's three old niggas back there, man.
Come on, just figure it out, man.
Do you know how production works, all right?
You think somebody do it?
Do you know how production works?
The fuck, man?
All right?
Bills has to exit the screen, look at the stuff, put them on, and shut the tap.
You know what I hear?
What do you hear?
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yo, these niggas, bro.
Hold on.
Chris.
Chris, you're right.
Bills is working really hard.
Oh, my God.
Fresh.
Oh, yeah.
So is Martin.
So inspiring!
I know!
Alright, just find a way, guys.
Just find a way, ninjas.
What are you doing, Chris?
Just find a way.
Make it happen.
Make it happen.
What are you doing, Chris?
Let's go back to the cops.
What are you doing, Fresh?
But find a way, ninjas.
It was funny.
The video was playing, and he was like, I missed that part.
I'm on my phone.
Okay, Chris.
Do your job, nigga.
Alright.
Put a video.
We still got, yeah, it's 50-50 with people seeing ads.
Okay.
Type in, I'm a Brokey niggas, we'll help you out.
I see already, yeah, Iken, Brokey, yep, Scotty, the show, yep, yep, Henry Boy, we see that you guys are all Brokeys.
Shout out to you guys.
Shout out to all you Brokey niggas.
We got you guys.
Alright, let's keep rolling the clip.
And then, yeah, Mo, Chris, help Bills find a way that we can get them up on screen.
Because I want it where chats come in and we read them and we can just interact with the people.
Because this is what I really want to focus on is talking to the people.
Be with the people.
Chat with the people.
Get your questions in your comments.
Let's fucking do it.
Bro, he ain't gonna...
Bro, I don't know what to tell you.
And he said, not till I got right up to you.
Well, I have a chauffeur.
My sergeant's gonna drive me around now.
I'll see you, I'll see you.
See you later.
All right.
City overall is a good city.
It's been good to me.
You know, I feel safe walking down the street.
And obviously other people feel safe walking down the street because it's a growing city.
A lot of people are moving here, and...
All I can say is welcome to Atlanta.
I can tell this is early 2000s.
Okay, I just got a guy turning around in the middle of the street down here and I'm going to blue light him and try to find out what's going on with him and try to see what the problem is.
Okay.
Sam George, I'm gonna be at a Beeler and Cornell Watch Oh, shit.
Here we go.
He's trying to run.
He's trying to run.
Here we go.
Start some more units over here.
But why you run, though?
He probably got something in the car.
You have your plate, no?
Or suspended.
License something.
Okay, okay.
Something.
We'll see.
He's talking about Cleveland Surf.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
Isn't that fun, though, as a cop?
I guess, yeah.
Cleve the surf Pigs in the chest That's a 92 camera Ha ha ha ha No, it's not.
Is it?
I got a car.
He's riding in front of me.
I had a Camry.
That was me, too.
He look like he's finna lose it.
He looks like he's finna lose it.
This cop country is out, bro.
I'll try to see if I can get...
He crashed the car.
What the...
Huh?
No way.
No way.
23, he better not.
No way, bro.
Oh, shit.
OBS throws on us.
Somebody help me!
Oh.
Okay, we should.
Still don't hear about Cleveland.
What's going on right now?
Trying to find...
Holy shit.
Yeah, I got it.
Get down, man.
Get down.
Start a fall over here, Radio, to my location.
I got a female over here screaming.
Where's the girl?
The car flipped over.
I don't know.
But probably more than likely he ran.
She didn't want him to run, maybe.
She's saying help.
She's saying help me.
Help me!
Radio, I don't know.
394, go ahead and start a fall if we don't need you.
Get up.
He ran fast, though.
Okay, I'm right down here, right up the street from the Crystal Palace.
Get off!
I can't even wait.
Watch the back of the circle.
The dirt road rose up for Connell in the 500 blocks.
Get up.
Get up.
You ain't hurt.
You're big enough to run.
I got your wife.
Let's go.
Got this guy here.
Tim tried to do a traffic stop.
He wanted to run from me.
Driving all crazy, lost control.
Driving because he didn't have any license.
Oh, shit.
It's just, I can't believe it.
I can't believe he made it this far.
Goddamn.
Yeah.
Here's her shoe.
He's got his pants in it.
There's no pants in the vehicle.
Evidently, he drove down here.
Uh, completely new.
He drove down there with no pants.
There's no pants in the vehicle, nowhere.
Bro, niggas just been driving naked, bro.
You can't have pants at all.
But why?
But there's no pants in the car.
He had a gun in the car.
Man, do you see the way that stink hanging through that window right there?
Oh, yeah.
They were very, very lucky.
Oh, wow.
They just missed that frame.
She thought she was dead when the car flipped over.
That was her first word.
You okay?
What happened?
What's her story?
She's got a cut elbow and a cut back.
She says Buddy pulled up with his pants already off.
That's what happened.
Okay, we looked inside.
She's lucky that's all she got.
We didn't see no pants at all.
No.
No, she said he drove up.
He didn't have any on when I got in the car.
He didn't have no pants at all.
He said, I'm ready.
He was ready, bro.
Imagine leaving your house with no pants.
I said, all right, I'm about to get it.
Weapon.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, that's just crazy.
But there was no 49 because you got to her before that happened.
Well, that's good.
That's good.
You got in there.
Just imagine that car flipping over like that.
Yeah, you lucky.
You real lucky.
This the gun right here that he had?
Yes, that's it.
What did he say to you when he first pulled up?
He was asking, he said, get in the car.
He had already had it.
He said, get in the car.
I'm going to shoot you.
So I was like, well, I'm going to go.
He said, get in the car.
So as I got in there, he was like, we're getting ready to go.
So he just spit out who's over by the crystal.
That's when he came down here and he saw them.
He was getting ready.
He was putting my hat down to, you know, give him oral sex or whatever.
And then that's when he's seeing them.
And then he just got right now.
He was slowing down.
He said, I'm just going to go.
He just fed off.
So as soon as he pulled up, he pointed the gun and said, get in the car, I'll shoot you, or get in the car, I'll kill you.
Get in the car, I'll kill you.
What is you to do?
You know, you got a guard point that you can say.
- Woo! - She capping, bro.
- Right on that kitchen.
- Why the fuck? - That nigga gonna fly out of me. - I need some $20. - My mom, I'm staying right down the street. - Okay, go ahead and get it inside.
Did you see him with this on here?
See that hat?
Nothing.
So he didn't have nothing on.
This was a gun that he had.
Okay.
My mom stays down the street, but the phone is off.
I know she's probably there.
If I can take me there, I can.
Go to the doctor and get yourself checked out, okay?
We'll get somebody to get in contact with you on this incident.
I think I got everything I need.
All I have to say is God was with you tonight.
He's like, nigga, I know what you are.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's see what it looks.
But we got him.
Yeah, this shit in the early 2000s or late 90s, though.
If his clothes were in there, it may just be a routine prostitute pickup deal.
But by him riding around naked from the waist down, fresh stolen car, it's a good look.
Yo!
Wait, nigga was riding around naked in a stolen car?
Riding there?
He was riding there.
When that car flipped over there, I just knew they were dead.
Alright, let's do the switch to Twitch.
Alright, ninjas, we gotta keep reacting to this shit.
This shit is fucking entertaining, bro.
Amazing.
Yo, guys, come on over to Twitch, man.
We gotta move everything over to Twitch.
Castle Club and Twitch only, guys.
So, Castle Club and Twitch.
All the Castle Club ninjas, open up a tab.
Watch on Twitch as well, guys.
Do us a solid or help us out.
We have chats on Rumble to read, though.
Oh, let's read those chats on Rumble before we go.
And guys, again, this is not like a regularly scheduled stream.
It's a Thursday.
So like I said before, since we're back on Twitch, we're going to try to focus on like streaming on Twitch as well on certain days that we're off and stuff like that, doing subathons and stuff like that.
We got you guys.
I played a lot of League with Fresh.
Not once that I think he was annoying.
W Fresh, I got you.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Chris.
Alright.
Shotgun Go says, Gears of War was a dope series.
Eh.
That was good.
That's okay.
It was amazing.
Running up today against the chainsaw is hilarious though.
I never played it.
It was fun.
It was for Xbox.
Xbox.
That's why I didn't play it.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Hold on.
Best system.
Maybe just hold that chainsaw like this and then run up to you.
Back in the day, best system.
Xbox, PlayStation, GameCube.
Or Nintendo.
I don't think PS2. Xbox.
PS2. PS2. PS2? That's what niggas says.
I love them all.
Chris?
PS2, man.
Of course, bro.
You're a nigga.
GameCube?
N64 was pretty good, too.
Dude, Nintendo was the way, bro.
Smash, 007.
The problem with Nintendo is that it was always like...
Zelda?
But Zelda, though, the classic.
I got a show of love to dreamcast.
Alright, what's up next?
Oh, that's it for Rumble?
Yeah.
Cool.
All right.
Guys, come on over on Rumble to Twitch, man.
And Castle Club.
Castle Club.
So either join Castle Club or jump on Twitch.
And don't worry, guys.
We will go ahead and get y'all ninja subbed up.
We got a bunch of supporters over there on Twitch.
So come on over.
Let's hit that front page.
We're going to get off X and we're going to get off Rumble now.
Come on over, guys, to Twitch.
Twitch.tv slash Friendship Podcast.
Come on over and let's keep reacting to this cops thing.