May 29, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
04:01:46
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| Alright, alright, alright. | |
| We are live. | |
| Impromptu stream. | |
| What's up, ladies and gentlemen? | |
| We are live on Overwatch on all the platforms right now at Chinaman, so let's keep us somewhat clean. | |
| We are playing OpenCue on McCree right now. | |
| We cooking. | |
| Let me go ahead and start putting up some stuff up real quick. | |
| Let me go ahead and start... | |
| Nobody expected this. | |
| We're just getting an Improv 2 stream right now, guys. | |
| Let's go. | |
| We are out here. | |
| I was like, you know, if I'm going to play, might as well stream it. | |
| Let's have some fun with this. | |
| So, what's up, chat? | |
| Welcome, welcome, welcome. | |
| Yes, we are live. | |
| Yes, we are live, gentlemen. | |
| So, I am right now... | |
| Editing my... | |
| I'm fixing up my OBS thing right now. | |
| Shout out to Bills for teaching me how to do this. | |
| Pile on in, guys. | |
| Improv 2 stream. | |
| I didn't expect to do it, but we're doing it. | |
| We get montage clips today. | |
| As you guys know, I'm working on a montage. | |
| Shout out to China Man. | |
| He's in the house. | |
| He is helping me with it. | |
| And we're going hard to paint, man. | |
| You know, I'm... | |
| Streaming more and more. | |
| So let me go ahead and put... | |
| Literally just hit the stream button and I'm editing the stream as we speak. | |
| I'm putting in the chats that I can see you guys live. | |
| Boom. | |
| Alright. | |
| We should be good to go there now. | |
| Becoming an OBS whiz. | |
| Thanks to... | |
| Thanks to Bills. | |
| So Chinaman, what are we... | |
| Are we going to count the games that we played before? | |
| What are we? | |
| One and two? | |
| Or two on one? | |
| One on one. | |
| One at once since I played with you? | |
| I thought we won two. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Okay. | |
| I only played two games with you, man. | |
| Okay, oh, I won a few before. | |
| Yeah, we got Aiden and Charleston coming in tonight, guys. | |
| We got Aiden and Charleston coming in tonight. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Yeah, we got Aiden and Charleston coming in tonight. | |
| It's gonna be a good time. | |
| We got our dating show as well. | |
| Giving y'all some fire tonight. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| So, it's gonna be a good time. | |
| It's going to be a very, very good time, gentlemen. | |
| Yeah. | |
| When I fix my payment issue, I'm going to join the castle club. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| Whenever you can, don't worry about it. | |
| Again, if guys can't afford it, I totally understand. | |
| That's not a problem. | |
| I just hate the haters that got shit to say about us doing it, trying to say that we're grifting or whatever. | |
| And I'm like, bro, what the hell? | |
| But it is what it is. | |
| People are low IQ, man. | |
| Okay, so we got the OBS over here. | |
| Alright, we got a game. | |
| We got some victims. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| We're playing some McCree, boys. | |
| You guys want some more of this McCree? | |
| You'll be good to go. | |
| Does Kuzla Club take PayPal? | |
| No. | |
| Uh, no, it doesn't. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Repositioning. | |
| Gear up, crew! | |
| Who knows what we'll find out there? | |
| If he don't play hero, I'm gonna play hero. | |
| Oh, we're in the thick of it now. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Initial flashpoint. | |
| Market. Attack the objective! | |
| Bought a cook today baby Oh wow Okay. | |
| Alright, switch team chat. | |
| Alright, time to lock in on these scrubs. | |
| Oh wow, you guys got a team kill off Rip. | |
| I'm trash for dying. | |
| Yeah, we win this. | |
| They're trash. | |
| I have played Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas, bro, but I don't like it, guys. | |
| guys is trash oh shit Oh, nice minefield. | |
| About to die though, he's so weak. | |
| I got you. | |
| I got three, Marin. | |
| I got one? | |
| That's four dead on the team. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I would have got more kills if I had fucking heals, but I have to back up, man. | |
| McCree is pretty useless if he's weak. | |
| all right we got a point don't worry oh monkey here this monkey can die yeah just run to next phone dummy Yep. | |
| They're chasing. | |
| Oh, I'm going the wrong way. | |
| Oh! | |
| Well, this isn't good. | |
| Yeah, not fast enough. | |
| Yeah, I tried to run and the Arista was there. | |
| She fortified too, right when I was gonna kill her. | |
| Alright, we got a point. | |
| Let's see how long we can hold it. | |
| I'm coming back right now. | |
| Ooh, makes a dime. | |
| I got him now. | |
| Oh man! | |
| It's okay, Marin. | |
| I got one. | |
| I got two. | |
| I got three. | |
| Damn, you're destroying them, bro. | |
| I got four. | |
| Gotta step it up. | |
| Three and three right now. | |
| I'm pissed off. | |
| I'm not getting healed though. | |
| Our healers suck. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| Our healers are not. | |
| I don't think I've been healed once by these scripts. | |
| My aim is good. | |
| Good, I'm hitting these idiots. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm not missing. | |
| I'm not missing today. | |
| Let's go Oh So much Any help with this month helping you I'm breaking that shit, fuck it. | |
| Let's go, he's one, he's one, he's one! | |
| Goddamn, I was cooking! | |
| I was cooking! | |
| Chat, y'all see that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, because of you, we got a point. | |
| Goddamn! | |
| Yeah, it's fine. | |
| I was cooking, chat! | |
| I am the hitscan! | |
| Let's go I got you, Myron. | |
| Zarya here, Zarya here. | |
| Zarya's dead cause she suck- Arisa one? | |
| Arisa one? | |
| Keep shooting Arisa? | |
| Got her, let's go. | |
| I don't know what that beat was, but okay. | |
| What the fuck's that beat? | |
| This Lucio sucks. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| They're all in there. | |
| They're all in there. | |
| I'm backing them a bit. | |
| Oh, get out of there, man. | |
| Get out of there. | |
| Moira, what? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Not missing today. | |
| Reaper going on the left. | |
| Reaper running like the bitch that he is. | |
| That was bad. | |
| That was bad. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Reaper, Reaper. | |
| Reaper can die, Reaper can die. | |
| Kill the Reaper! | |
| I can't see him, I can't see him. | |
| Ah, fuck. | |
| Got him, got him. | |
| Fair level? | |
| Only two now, only three. | |
| Three, only three. | |
| I knew them. | |
| Fuck him, fuck them. | |
| I will, I will, I will. | |
| I'm waiting for them to get on point. | |
| Okay, here they come on point. | |
| I'm hiding right now. | |
| 12 o'clock, what y'all gonna do? | |
| Yeah, scrubs. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| The beaters will continue! | |
| Yeah, I'm Chinaman 124 on 1, I'm trash. | |
| I don't need to get healed. | |
| That's the power of a bolt. | |
| Yeah, you know, yeah. | |
| you know those idiots i've got you in my sights all right You guys said fix the audio? | |
| Guys, the audio should be good. | |
| Guys, give me ones if the audio is good or two if it needs fixing and tell me exactly what needs to be fixed. | |
| But the audio should be good, guys. | |
| Y'all shouldn't have no problems, man. | |
| Give me ones if the audio is good. | |
| I'll move the mic a little bit closer to me so y'all can hear. | |
| But y'all should be able to hear me. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Good, good, good. | |
| Yeah, guys, I'm playing open cue. | |
| I'm trying to rank up my open cue. | |
| But I am. | |
| For some of you ninjas that might be hating. | |
| Look at that. | |
| You guys want to see what I am? | |
| Look at this. | |
| View career profile. | |
| Y'all see that? | |
| Your boy's a fucking master! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Alright, I don't want to hear no hatin'. | |
| Ooh, Murray, new trash! | |
| Bruh, I made it to master. | |
| You can't get carried to master. | |
| Alright? | |
| Played with you in Awkward. | |
| Alright, switch to team chat. | |
| Team shot. | |
| Salutations. | |
| Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the Deadlock Gang. | |
| Uh, let's see here. | |
| Greetings. | |
| Time to cook, man. | |
| Yo, if you guys clip my stuff, I'll put you on the payroll. | |
| Uh, Myringainz updates, he's about to be on the team. | |
| Some of you guys don't want to clip for me. | |
| mug on the left oh my god Get fucked, dummy! | |
| Get off me! | |
| Moira on point. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Yeah, that was a good boot, bro. | |
| They got hog now. | |
| They got hog now, bro. | |
| Probably for you. | |
| Nice try, fat boy. | |
| I got a high noon already. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got one. | |
| Shite. | |
| Adventure? | |
| There you go. | |
| Melted. | |
| I got you. | |
| Three. | |
| Punch your one. | |
| Punch your one. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Kill the pig. | |
| It's hog killing time. | |
| Let's go. | |
| It's hog killing time. | |
| Surprise. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Come here, fairy boy. | |
| Take this shield man Oh my god They're using ultimate skill Keep me alive. | |
| Keep me alive. | |
| I'm by the high noon. | |
| Pog on point I'm spinning I'm spinning I'm spinning Don't die, Mercy. | |
| I got you. | |
| Come on, Mr. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Hey, I passed your tree. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Get this dumb venture. | |
| Fuck you, you're dead, you saw it. | |
| Let's go, fat boy over here! | |
| That's all killing time! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Mercy! | |
| Dink! | |
| - Kill that boy. | |
| Kill that boy. | |
| Kill the Molda, kill the Molda. | |
| - What the fuck? - Dummy. | |
| - Get in there. | |
| - Oh my God, he raps? | |
| - Oh no, wait. | |
| Thank you, Mercy. | |
| You get one peek, you one peek, you one. | |
| Messed up my mouse. | |
| Got him, got him, got him, got him. | |
| Let's go! | |
| These dudes are getting fucked! | |
| Y'all, let's fucking go! | |
| Y'all see what time it is! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Score. | |
| One. | |
| Zero. | |
| Careful. | |
| Careful about the worm. | |
| Don't get too excited. | |
| Endor, I'mma be responding to your stuff. | |
| It says here... | |
| Push your limits. | |
| Nothing breaks that I cannot mend. | |
| Alright, we cooking today, boyos. | |
| We cooking today. | |
| And just so you guys know, I just learned how to play mouse and keyboard not too long ago. | |
| We're playing mouse and key now for probably two or three months. | |
| Started with controller. | |
| That shit trashed. | |
| Controller is poverty, by the way. | |
| FYI. Let's go. | |
| These dudes are trash. | |
| Venture ventures already low running away from you Pog is low Pog is long right. | |
| He just used his heal. | |
| Fuck you, Venturer. | |
| You suck. | |
| Stupid. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Two dead! | |
| Two dead! | |
| Yeah, fat boy! | |
| Come here, fanboy! | |
| Fuck. | |
| Myron, get back? | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| D.Va on point. | |
| I already got high noon. | |
| I'm trying to get D.Va out of mech though so I can use this thing. Oh man! | |
| They got monkey now. | |
| They got triple tank. | |
| It don't matter though. | |
| There's bigger targets for me. | |
| Get fucked Moira! | |
| Get the team out of mech so I can hide in these scrubs. | |
| Nice try. | |
| It's 12 o'clock, though. | |
| No, you ain't getting back in your mech, bitch. | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Come here, fat boy! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| The beat is will continue I I I I I I Hey, Tracer. | |
| Get fucked. | |
| Trash. | |
| We're cooking right now, man. | |
| Get fucked. | |
| Sigma dead. | |
| Okay, I see pig. | |
| Ventron point to fuck your situation whatever the fuck you're talking about bitch oh Dead. | |
| Oh, I got you! | |
| I got you! | |
| Good point, good point, man. | |
| Don't lose that. | |
| Don't lose the point. | |
| Hog on point. | |
| Hog on point low. | |
| Who killed him? | |
| My mind. | |
| My mind. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm like the Vietnamese. | |
| Chat, I'm cooking! | |
| I'm cooking! | |
| Come on, come out. | |
| Come out, fat boy! | |
| Come on, fat boy! | |
| Venture one! | |
| Venture one! | |
| Fuck her up! | |
| Fuck that bitch up! | |
| Fucked! | |
| trash Doofus African booty scratcher rock Come here, fat boy! | |
| These dudes are trash! | |
| Get fucked, Pharoah. | |
| Dummy. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| I'm gonna be your favorite Overwatch player. | |
| This is my shit now. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| We're bringing Toxic Gaming back. | |
| 2-0. | |
| 33-0. | |
| I went 33-0! | |
| I was cooking! | |
| 15,000 damage, let's go. | |
| We cook it today, boyos. . | |
| We cooking today, boyos. | |
| If those are on stream, I can clip on stream. | |
| Yeah, it's on stream. | |
| But these are the games, too. | |
| Yeah, I've been cooking these boys, though. | |
| The last, like, two games? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it's better when you face on it. | |
| Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see what you mean. | |
| Pull it from Rumble, though, because for some odd reason, when it's on YouTube, it's, like, not as good quality. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I always play it on Rumble. | |
| Yeah, shout out to Rumble, man. | |
| Sometimes... | |
| Sometimes... | |
| It's not a lot, but sometimes your Overwatch stream... | |
| Doesn't have a replay. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| I'm gonna fix that. | |
| How can you experiment on those cute little rabbits? | |
| Easily. | |
| And don't worry guys, we're giving you three streams today. | |
| We got the dating stream. | |
| Well, right now we're gaming, right? | |
| Then we got the dating stream, and then we got Aiden and Charleston White coming through. | |
| It's gonna be lit Went to the gym earlier? | |
| Nice. | |
| I don't have school tomorrow so I can watch the show. | |
| Nice. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| I got Junkra. | |
| Uh, yeah. | |
| Junkra, Malka, and... | |
| Yeah, Hanzo too. | |
| Oh, Ana's already low on their team. | |
| Ana? | |
| Oh my god, my bad, my bad, my bad. | |
| We're down 2 now, we're down 2 now. | |
| Oh, what the fuck is this? | |
| Okay. | |
| Switch Steam chat. | |
| No. | |
| No. No. | |
| Hello there. | |
| Uh-uh-uh. | |
| Maybe a different angle. | |
| I'm going to kill my enemy! | |
| I'm going to kill you. | |
| Your power emanates! | |
| Where is it? | |
| F*ck, that's all the damage. | |
| That's a lot of damage. | |
| Yo, aim Chinese, dude. | |
| Can you go healer, please? | |
| Because we don't need a ball in defense. | |
| We don't need a Mauga in defense. | |
| Actually, we do. | |
| More useful than you. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Sure, man. | |
| You're the gold one, right? | |
| Yeah, I am the gold one. | |
| Yeah, obviously. | |
| That's why I pick a ball instead of a healer. | |
| Playing the lot? | |
| Kill Moga, Kill Moga Bro is one and two Yeah, cause I'm playing front line and dying all the time dude Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You're the pussy who runs away, I mean Yeah, | |
| I don't know where I don't know where she went bro She ran away. | |
| It's okay, get high ground man. | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| 30 seconds remaining. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Oh, he got fucked. | |
| Y'all know that foreign language is for nothing. | |
| Just made it out. | |
| Break the cage if we can. | |
| Oh, nice, minefield. | |
| Yeah, minefield fucked him up. | |
| Yeah, that fucked him up. | |
| He literally trapped him in there. | |
| You're fucked. | |
| What? | |
| I'm better than you fucking Malka Malka Why are you saving on to three? | |
| Bro, like you're a way too fucking idiot to understand the point of defense, aren't ya? | |
| Hey, um, APOX, let me... | |
| You're literally rolling in the back line. | |
| We are defending front line. | |
| I mean, if I have to explain you that logic, I'm sorry, then there's no point of continuing this conversation. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just wanna know what's your peak rank. | |
| My peak rank is way above yours, buddy. | |
| Way above yours. | |
| Yeah, I understand. | |
| You're so good, right? | |
| Please tell me. | |
| I am very good. | |
| Yes, I am very good. | |
| Yeah, yeah, please tell me what's your peak. | |
| It's just people like you causing me loss after loss. | |
| Yeah, yeah, please tell me what's your peak. | |
| My peak is GM2. On Overwatch 1? | |
| No, on this one. | |
| I mean, like I said, I even have to explain to you what's the difference between frontline and backline. | |
| I mean... | |
| Bro, you're capping. | |
| You never hit GM2 in your life. | |
| You're trash. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Actually, I did. | |
| I can give you the other accounts. | |
| I can actually give you the other accounts if you want. | |
| It's not yours. | |
| It's not yours. | |
| GM, GM2, GM2. You playing for fucking Russia or some shit? | |
| They don't even let you play for certain times. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| It was actually top 69. | |
| Shut the fuck up, top 69! | |
| I was actually top 69 in Soviet Russia! | |
| I was so good at the game! | |
| You don't need to shout, bro. | |
| I mean, it really displays how dumb you are, you know, if you're shouting. | |
| Like I said, I don't even have to explain the difference between front line and back line. | |
| I mean... | |
| It's okay. | |
| I have nothing to prove to you, mate. | |
| I literally don't. | |
| No! | |
| Because you've got nothing to prove! | |
| This is actually really sad. | |
| Look how you need to shout. | |
| Look how you feel the need to shout, bro. | |
| You get bullied at school a lot. | |
| Everybody's killing people and you're dying again, man. | |
| Because I'm frontline, dude. | |
| Come in. | |
| I'm not gonna try to explain to a kid who needs to shout to have a conversation. | |
| I mean... | |
| I mean, look, bro. | |
| It's really sad that I have to explain from... | |
| No! | |
| I'm carrying my ass, buddy. | |
| You literally got carried out. | |
| You went 13 and 4, bro. | |
| You suck. | |
| Shut the fuck up, kid. | |
| The healers carried. | |
| No, we carried you, you fucking idiot. | |
| Bless your age, man. | |
| You're an embarrassment to Putin, bro. | |
| You're an embarrassment to Putin, motherfucker. | |
| You're probably a Ukrainian. | |
| You're probably from Kiev getting dominated right now. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Yeah, I'm very Ukrainian. | |
| You fucking suck. | |
| Okay, alright. | |
| You're an embarrassment to Mother Russia. | |
| You're an embarrassment to Russia, that's a chore. | |
| Scrub. | |
| Bro, I'm Pikadamon too. | |
| I'm Pikadamon too. | |
| That guy was trash. | |
| She's fucking terrible. | |
| Fucking liar. | |
| On the offense, everybody is killing people. | |
| This dude died. | |
| I'm playing Orphans! | |
| People in this game like... | |
| Someone in the chat said Pooin's big mad. | |
| Facts. | |
| That dude's an embarrassment to Pooin, man. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| We got a two-hour chat from Lyrical Silence. | |
| Pooin is big mad. | |
| Yeah, he's mad at that fucking loser. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| We got another chat from Kendall Lawson. | |
| Can't pay right now, but I get why you have to. | |
| Day show is still free. | |
| Lawsuits are expensive and money ain't even going to FNF. Thank you and love you, bro. | |
| Thank you so much, bro. | |
| Dre is admired. | |
| Can you get the manager to see why Cats Club is not coming up on locals for Apple TV at locals app? | |
| I will mention that to fresh right now about why it's not there. | |
| All right. | |
| Just message the fresh about that. | |
| Let's see here what else we got. | |
| And we got another chat from Cesar says, Yo, Mark, can we get a backstory on how you and Chinaman met? | |
| He just joined my lobby one time, we started playing and cooking, and then I've been playing with Chinaman ever since. | |
| That's how I met him. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I joined the lobby, I said. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Traveling. | |
| Oh, shit, you're Asian dude. | |
| Yeah, so. | |
| Man just played with me since. | |
| Yeah, pretty much. | |
| And then Chinaman rages on them, which is kind of funny. | |
| So... | |
| I hate the dominance of this. | |
| I know I'm on YouTube. | |
| Hey, also, by the way, guys, the sale for locals ends tonight, man. | |
| For $17, it's going to go up to $35 after that, man. | |
| So I want you guys to get in at that price. | |
| Lock it in. | |
| Grandfather it in, bro, so you don't have to worry again, guys. | |
| And thank you guys all so much for the support. | |
| We're 4,300 members strong at Castle Club, man. | |
| Shout out to you guys. | |
| We can tell all the haters to fucking suck a dick. | |
| Let's go, man. | |
| We are independent. | |
| Like, all the haters saying, oh, this is a money grab or whatever. | |
| Money don't even go to us, man. | |
| It's for Rumble so that we can stay independent. | |
| We don't got to worry about this bullshit, man. | |
| Like, Castle Club, guys, is our tool. | |
| It's our middle finger against big tech so that we can do what the fuck we want to do so we don't have to sit there and rely on these fucking platforms that want to censor you at any time. | |
| They cancel you for when they cancel. | |
| Fuck that shit. | |
| Shout out to all you ninjas over on fucking Castle Club, man. | |
| The world is making the frogs gay, mate. | |
| It is making them good. | |
| It's polluting everything. | |
| Bro, you didn't heal me, man. | |
| Let me die, bro. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fuck! | |
| You're too busy talking about the fucking frogs, man. | |
| I just love frogs. | |
| They make me gay. | |
| Man, you Europeans are weird, bro. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| I'm not gonna lie. | |
| Yeah, we're playing on Euro servers, so... | |
| Need help? | |
| Oh my god, man. | |
| I'm just fucking Sombra again, bro. | |
| Please tell me you guys killed me, though. | |
| Not exactly what I expected. | |
| Get them away from the boat! | |
| I need to recharge. | |
| Sombra's one shot up top, man. | |
| Oh, nice kill on the Mercy. | |
| Nice. | |
| How much you ball? | |
| I'm okay. | |
| Just save yourself, man. | |
| Okay. | |
| Zarya to the left. | |
| Zarya and D-bon point. | |
| Sombra's one shot, man. | |
| Sombra's one shot, man. | |
| She solo ulted me bro, this Sombra. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Literally saw all the time. | |
| Stop the payload. | |
| The payload is moving. | |
| Perhaps we should stop it. | |
| Alright. | |
| That's the last time this stupid ass Sombra's gonna kill me, man. | |
| I'm gonna fuck just put up now. | |
| Like you're running away from your healers constantly. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna stay next to y'all. | |
| Sombra's annoying me, bro. | |
| Yeah, meet. | |
| That's everybody. | |
| And they keep solo killing. | |
| They're all in that room in there. | |
| We can kill them. | |
| He solo... | |
| Oh. | |
| Ah! | |
| He blocked me! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Ah! | |
| Ah man! | |
| He was almost out of mech. | |
| Sombra behind me, bro. | |
| Bro, what the fuck man? | |
| You're alone, you're alone. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Just... | |
| No time to waste. | |
| Incoming! | |
| Trying to help our Doomfist out. | |
| Heli, stab, nicht! | |
| Bravo! | |
| Mercy, bro. | |
| mercy on where the fuck is the team man I got you. | |
| - Surely dust off the boots. - I got three. | |
| All right, I'm with the healers now. | |
| Don't let me fucking die. | |
| Zarya tracing our ball. | |
| Nah, the healers are on the low ground. | |
| I mean, you'll need to stay on the ground so nobody can touch you. | |
| Nah, Sombra, that's how she gets me. | |
| Need heals. | |
| Bro! | |
| See? | |
| You need to go by yourself. | |
| Bro, I died when I was by myself and these healers don't fucking heal me man. | |
| I can't touch. | |
| Samo, hey! | |
| Fuck off my face man. | |
| I got you. | |
| Baby Diva one shot. | |
| Baby Diva's the last one on point. | |
| Behind you, behind you. | |
| Bitch is dead. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Scrubs. | |
| Kids suck, man. | |
| Round one. | |
| Complete. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to one. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| Duh. | |
| Select your hill. | |
| I saw hog is- I saw the open kill, hog is the key, but now bow is the key. | |
| Damn. | |
| Heel our... | |
| Heel our... | |
| My three, please. | |
| Can I get a mercy? | |
| Rolling around like that. | |
| Tell me you're always right. | |
| No. | |
| I can't play her. | |
| I don't usually play healer. | |
| I almost love to play healer. | |
| Kind of like Lucio, maybe Zenyatta, Ana, Baptiste. | |
| But... | |
| Mercy is too hyped, I don't know. | |
| Just keep dying. | |
| Alright, it's fine. | |
| Nice hook! | |
| Nice hook! | |
| that's one big pick right there Reinhardt on the right Can I get some heals? | |
| Reinhardt won. | |
| Reinhardt's slow Moira on me Need help. | |
| Oh lord! | |
| Bro, they're in our spawn. | |
| Bro! | |
| But maybe if the ball would be like helping us I know he's killing shit. | |
| Yeah, but we don't get any protection. | |
| We just need to dodge constantly. | |
| Bro, shut your bitch ass off. | |
| Yeah, shut the fuck up. | |
| Bro. | |
| Why would you drop the beat? | |
| I don't fucking give shit anymore, man. | |
| Like, what the fuck? | |
| You Europeans are crybabies, bro. | |
| We don't have any shield, like, against the fucking Rein. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Any shield. | |
| Nothing. | |
| Like, what the fuck do we expect? | |
| Drop the beat. | |
| I don't know. | |
| What the fuck you're doing dropping that beat, man. | |
| Fine. | |
| Why'd you come here? | |
| Bro, their healers literally have double what you guys have. | |
| Anyone want to join me? | |
| You need the enemy to. | |
| Literally 8,000 heals or 10,000 heals. | |
| Meanwhile, our healers got fucking 3,000 or 4,000. | |
| Reinhardt on point. | |
| He's one shot. | |
| Kid switches to Widowmaker. | |
| What a fucking scrub, dude. | |
| Fucking crybaby. | |
| What you gonna do? | |
| What you gonna do? | |
| You fucking suck, kid! | |
| You're the crybaby. | |
| You're the crybaby. | |
| You literally suck. | |
| You literally suck at this game. | |
| Fucking trash, bro. | |
| You're six and fucking ten, dude. | |
| You're six and fucking ten, you've been dying the whole time. | |
| You stupid European fuck. | |
| You stupid European fuck. | |
| What country are you from, you piece of shit? | |
| You don't even want to say where you're from. | |
| That's how embarrassed you are. | |
| Belgium, Belgium, I don't fucking give a shit. | |
| Belgium? | |
| Oh, even worse. | |
| You're a pussy-ass country. | |
| Oh, even worse. | |
| You guys even have army? | |
| You guys have anything? | |
| Brother, we survived the Second World War. | |
| That's why you're speaking English, bitch! | |
| Shut up! | |
| You do it! | |
| You never, you never do shit! | |
| That's why you're speaking English, motherfucker! | |
| So, so what? | |
| You're speaking my language, bitch! | |
| Shut the fuck up! | |
| Oh, I speak in your language! | |
| Yup, and you're playing an American game! | |
| Most people don't fuck about Belgium and they can't point out on the map because nobody cares, you stupid fuck. | |
| Fuck you, you fucking scrub. | |
| Your European fucks are crybabies. | |
| That's all you guys do is cry. | |
| But you know Belgium. | |
| You suck. | |
| That's why Hitler fucked you all up. | |
| So what the fuck are you even talking about? | |
| Shut the fuck up So so nice Typical American, I guess. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Typical American! | |
| That's why you speak in my fucking language, playing an American game on an American server, you fucking scrub! | |
| You suck! | |
| Shut the fuck up! | |
| Probably on an American PC on American Windows. | |
| Why would I know English? | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| You stupid European fuck. | |
| If I saw you first, I smacked the Shaddy. | |
| That's what I do, you Belgian fuck. | |
| You fucking wouldn't. | |
| You couldn't even hit me. | |
| You couldn't even hit me. | |
| The only reason you're talking shit is because you're fucking six or five hours ahead, you fucking pussy. | |
| Your bitch-ass timezone. | |
| You're such a tough guy. | |
| Find me play tickets. | |
| Drop your fucking Instagram right now since you're such a tough guy. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Why would I do that? | |
| You're scared now. | |
| Because you're on stream, bitch. | |
| We want to see who the fuck you are. | |
| Drop your shit! | |
| You're such a tough guy. | |
| Drop your shit! | |
| Drop it, bitch! | |
| Exactly, exactly. | |
| You're a fucking coward. | |
| Why would I do that? | |
| You're a fucking coward. | |
| You're a fucking coward, that's why. | |
| You fucking pussy. | |
| You're on stream right now, look at you all scared. | |
| Come on, Cole. | |
| You fucking coward. | |
| Wanna be all tough as soon as I say, "All right, identify yourself." Why would they do that? | |
| Why would I do that? | |
| Fuck off me Sam bro Bitch I won't in the game I'm winning the game, Myron. | |
| I'm winning the game, Myron. | |
| We won the game anyway. | |
| This fucking dumbass European fuck sucks at this goddamn game with 7-14, you piece of shit. | |
| You fucking suck at everything you do. | |
| Europe is a failed continent. | |
| Belgium is a failed country. | |
| You're a fucking pussy. | |
| You fucking loser. | |
| You don't even want to drop your Instagram how much of a bitch you are. | |
| You probably live with your parents, you fucking loser. | |
| In your stupid-ass flat where you pay a thousand euros a month. | |
| You can probably eat a toast right now, you fucking brokey. | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| European fuck. | |
| Yeah, I just ignore him. | |
| And just win the game. | |
| Carry the sorry ass to victory. | |
| Hold on, let me make sure I avoid that fuck. | |
| Because he sucks at his game. | |
| Yeah, why did... | |
| Yo, can you avoid him? | |
| People played... | |
| Yeah, yeah, I will. | |
| I can't do it. | |
| I got my whole shit up. | |
| I got it, I got it. | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| So we don't queue up with that fucking dumbass again. | |
| Why are they so emotional? | |
| Bro, because they're low IQ. | |
| Why are they so emotional? | |
| Because they're idiots. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Just so y'all know, I'm going to be doing these streams on Castle Club as well. | |
| I just gotta fucking figure out how to do it. | |
| Like, I don't know how to create the stream on Castle Club, but Mo's gonna teach me tonight. | |
| Alright, pause. | |
| WMO? | |
| Absolutely WMO. | |
| That's Overwatch Show KD, yeah. | |
| Overwatch Show KD. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| I don't know if I'll be able to keep up the stream on Fed Reacts, but fuck it man. | |
| We going hard in the pain. | |
| Fuck these losers man I know you're killing people but you need to shield the standard of fun Yeah, kid sucks. | |
| Alright, switch team chat. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, time to wreck these scrubs. | |
| Bro, like we don't got shield, you don't know how to play game. | |
| He's an idiot, bro. | |
| He's a dumb Belgian. | |
| He don't know nothing. | |
| He wish I had a shield when they got invaded by Nazi Germany. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Get fucked, dummy! | |
| You got one? | |
| I got one. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Kill the African booty scratcher. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Stay high ground and be nice. | |
| Yeah, I'm coming back to high ground. | |
| I'm moving back. | |
| Dude, punch me off the fucking punch me off the fucking thing. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I know I'm on YouTube, guys. | |
| But we're real ninjas, man. | |
| We Castle Club gang. | |
| We ain't scared no more. | |
| No fear! | |
| *Sounds of fire* | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got you, Myron. | |
| Alright. | |
| She nano-ed the hog. | |
| Hog dead. | |
| I'll die. | |
| Doom, Doom and Bastion. | |
| Bastion 1, Myron. | |
| Bastion 1 on D.Va. | |
| Bastion 1 on D.Va. | |
| And Soldier 2. | |
| You can kill them all. | |
| I trust you. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Dropping the bombs on me. | |
| Soldier and... | |
| Soldier and, uh... | |
| Soldier dead? | |
| Doom idiot! | |
| Coming around. | |
| No! | |
| Damn it! | |
| Shouldn't have dropped down like that. | |
| Aw shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| What the hell am I? Yeah, I'm backing up. | |
| I got a high noon, I'm about to have. | |
| If you kill the Bastion there, we won't gonna lose them. | |
| Bastion low, he ran away though. | |
| *Gunshot* let me keep you know minister - don't you know Ready for a knockout? | |
| You're stuck! | |
| What the? | |
| What the? | |
| You're done. | |
| Okay, Lord. | |
| Any heals? | |
| Oh jeez. | |
| Need heals. | |
| You got heals. | |
| Stay on high ground. | |
| Never jump down, man. | |
| Whatever happens, don't jump. | |
| Too much as you can. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Bro, I... We need a Mercy, man. | |
| I don't know why this kid is playing Ana man. | |
| I'm sure Bastion needs one shot. | |
| The fuck, dumbass? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Soldier's so low. | |
| Soldier low Oh shit Time to melt them! | |
| Shoot this Doom dummy! | |
| Dummy? | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| Watch your back, move forward! | |
| Yeah, I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Soldier? | |
| Bro, where the fuck was he at? | |
| The fuck? | |
| Came out of nowhere this sucky ass soldier. | |
| That's sharp this time. | |
| That soldier shouldn't have been there, bro. | |
| That soldier shouldn't have been there Nice, nice, nice Soldier low? | |
| Fucking dumbass. | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| Get the sign out of me! | |
| I'm gonna kill the bastard. | |
| Yeah, he ran away, he ran away, he ran away. | |
| Nice. | |
| No, he's not. | |
| No, he's staggered. | |
| Stupid ass. | |
| Alright, I'm on the high ground up here. | |
| Oh, of course. | |
| He gonna go for you, man. | |
| No, he didn't. | |
| Hog next to you guys. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Don't jump down. | |
| Whatever happens, don't jump down. | |
| He's down. | |
| He's down there now. | |
| Doom is low in the corner. | |
| Don't worry, don't worry. | |
| Dennis won You can't kill him He's dead, he's dead, he's dead. | |
| Ana, Ana one shot running away. | |
| It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. | |
| Only if I have the Suzu man. | |
| 10 seconds. | |
| Whatever happens. | |
| He knocked me off. | |
| He knocked me off. | |
| Get back. | |
| Get back on high bomb there. | |
| Trust me. | |
| Trust me. | |
| Get back on high bomb. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Careful, we're out, Nurbur. | |
| Uhhh... | |
| Shit. | |
| Got anyone, Nur? | |
| Uh, the doofus jumped on me in the back. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I mean... | |
| It's fine. | |
| We got them all the way to the last second. | |
| If you can go forward, go behind them, not just by the stairs, you can hide them. | |
| They don't notice you. | |
| Yeah, I was by the stairs, but... | |
| No, no, no, no, not stairs. | |
| Keep going and go behind the payload on the high ground. | |
| They don't know you there. | |
| Yeah, I should have done that. | |
| Yeah, be patient. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| I have the payload. | |
| I need you to do more damage. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Our teammates aren't doing shit. | |
| Keep back. | |
| Yeah, that's why we gonna keep it. | |
| If you D+W, our teammate just died. | |
| No Hakenries. | |
| *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Payload rolling out! - Rolling out! - Escort the payload. - Get those furs kicking. - Soldier is so low. | |
| - This is your warning. | |
| That's your warning. | |
| That's to be in your money. | |
| - I taste of poison. | |
| - I taste of poison. - I taste of poison. | |
| Fog is low. | |
| Mercy please heal me. | |
| Hog is one! | |
| Hog is one! | |
| one you can kill him I don't know who's shooting the droomblock That's a slow retard That's one that's right You can't that's one that that's one that look | |
| Lucio's dead on her team. | |
| Soldier one shot on the side Bro, what the fuck? | |
| They're using everything. | |
| Doom dead. | |
| Nice Hulk. | |
| Soldier's one. | |
| Nice, nice, nice. | |
| He killed himself dumbass. | |
| Lucio dead? | |
| Keep cover! | |
| Hog is one. | |
| Fuck that doofus up. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Destroying these kids. | |
| Oh, they're fucked, soldier! | |
| I can't even see him, bro. | |
| They're fucked! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Come here, hog! | |
| Nice hook, stupid! | |
| They're fucked! | |
| These kids are trash. | |
| Come here, soldier! | |
| No, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| Come, come, come. | |
| yeah nevermind I'm gonna go back oh you were pain is inevitable enhancing your strength nice try fat boy sorry there hub coming my mercy is your target *laughs* | |
| *sigh* I'm back in there. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I need help. | |
| Thank you! | |
| One shot on the top. | |
| *sad* I'm with you on the side. | |
| I'm helping you, I'm helping you, I'm helping you. | |
| Come back here, fat boy! | |
| Wow, she nanoed him to save him. | |
| Incredible! | |
| She nanoed him to save him. | |
| Nice bomb. | |
| Pog? | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm taking high ground for the next spot. | |
| I'm taking high ground for the next fight. | |
| Move payload. | |
| Move payload. | |
| Move payload, team. | |
| Get as many people on as possible. | |
| I'm taking high ground for the last fight here. | |
| We should be able to get it. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| Soldier, soldier, soldier. | |
| I need heals. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| You guys got it. | |
| Soldier on the high ground, top left. | |
| Oh my... | |
| Thanks, Doc. | |
| Pog running. | |
| He's weak, though. | |
| Mercy shoot him. | |
| Oh, Lucio, what? | |
| No! | |
| He died. | |
| He died. | |
| Nice, nice res. | |
| I'm going to take high ground in the back. | |
| Oh they got drunk right now Meet your strike Don't cry to soul on 3hp. | |
| Oh not Take cover, go shoot the block. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Doom dead! | |
| Doom dead! | |
| Two dead on our team! | |
| Two dead on our team! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Two dead on our team! | |
| Hug and Anno! | |
| Kill that fat boy! | |
| He's one shot, fat boy. | |
| Jump around the right. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Alright. | |
| Score. | |
| Three to three. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| What's up chat? | |
| I'm in here. | |
| Let's see what y'all are saying. | |
| We're going to go undead. | |
| You're hitting your shots. | |
| I am! | |
| What's my accuracy right now? | |
| 51%. | |
| Someone needs to build their saddle. | |
| What's the headshot accuracy? | |
| Headshot accuracy? | |
| Let's see. | |
| Critical hit... | |
| It doesn't even say. | |
| Critical hit accuracy is 7%. | |
| Headshot accuracy is just below the general accuracy. | |
| Oh yeah, it says critical hit accuracy. | |
| Yeah, 70% then. | |
| So chat, let's see here. | |
| I'll respond to you guys in the chat. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| I'm looking here. | |
| Be careful, man. | |
| Stand in step? | |
| No, I'm here. | |
| I was looking at the chat. | |
| Stop the payload Folders on the left Nice hook on that bastard Bastion is... | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Why does no one shoot a Bastion? | |
| I was shooting him. | |
| I was shooting him. | |
| Soldier is stuck. | |
| Echo. | |
| One shot on Echo. | |
| She dropped down Rest rest rest rest rest rest I'm sorry. | |
| I need to fight. | |
| Echo on me. | |
| Shit. | |
| I needed more damage. | |
| I needed more damage, Mary. | |
| They're all looking at me, bro. | |
| Literally, I'm trying to shoot them and they're all looking at me. | |
| Echo's one. | |
| Echo's one. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| You got two healers. | |
| Don't die. | |
| You got two healers. | |
| You got two healers. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm poking back out. | |
| Of course. | |
| Rest, reverse arrest, rest. | |
| The one on payload? | |
| Fucking shit, man. | |
| Kill them up, kill them up, man. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Big high noon! | |
| Big high noon! | |
| Keep killing! | |
| Keep killing! | |
| I got slipped! | |
| Keep killing! | |
| Keep killing! | |
| Only the fucking soldiers! | |
| Let's go! | |
| That's what I'm talking about! | |
| You should've do that sooner! | |
| Yeah, bro, they were looking at me. | |
| I had to fucking run away for a sec. | |
| No, they were looking at me. | |
| I'm on payload. | |
| The only one looking at you is Echo. | |
| You can kill him. | |
| Don't be afraid. | |
| You got two healers behind you. | |
| Gamora Amoracy yeah this stream got so many clips Oh, yeah. | |
| Montage is coming soon, guys. | |
| Montage is coming soon. | |
| Yeah, if you do more clips, I think this stream can just... | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Yeah, the 10 minutes is going. | |
| Yeah, Montage is going to be about 8 to 10 minutes, guys. | |
| Montage. | |
| We got some good music on there. | |
| We're going to have some EDM. How fares your research, Dr. | |
| Ziegler? | |
| Making much progress through all that red tape? | |
| It's called the Hippocratic Oath, Doctor. | |
| Ring any bells? | |
| Yo, for any idiots that got something to cry about Castle Club, go ahead. | |
| What's your complaint with Castle Club, bro? | |
| Because, honestly, you haters that are complaining about Castle Club, you guys have no argument, bro. | |
| Go ahead, send another chat right now. | |
| Why you're crying about Castle Club. | |
| So I cook y'all. | |
| Ryan is slow. | |
| Do more damage, man. | |
| Yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying. | |
| Kill Ryan, kill him! | |
| Yeah, I'm shooting, I'm shooting, I'm shooting, I'm shooting. | |
| He has his shield up, though. | |
| Broke your shield, I broke your shield. | |
| Bro, they're running triple tank. | |
| These dudes are annoying, man. | |
| Cancer, man. | |
| Can I go river or something, man? | |
| Yeah, I might go switch to Reaper here. | |
| Death ain't on my doorstep yet. | |
| You only never see me play Reaper, have you guys? | |
| You can't escape death. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Oh! | |
| So ugly. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Alright. | |
| Kill Raymurton! | |
| I'm sure he's getting healed. | |
| Oh my god dude. | |
| Zarya bubbles. | |
| Bruh. | |
| We got no damage. | |
| Kill someone, myr! | |
| Moira one shot. | |
| All these fucking shields. | |
| I'm chasing. | |
| It's okay, I got solo crap. | |
| I'm about to go up behind them you guys ready? | |
| And I got a death blossom too Hit one healer gone one healer gone one healer gone One healer gone! | |
| One healer gone! | |
| Oh! | |
| Tyre! | |
| No, no, no! | |
| No, we lose. | |
| Bro, he solo hammered me down, bro. | |
| No, he solo hammered me down. | |
| I got knocked down too. | |
| Yeah, solo us. | |
| You got both of us then. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| We shouldn't have lost that. | |
| What are we, 4-1 now or 5-1? | |
| Yeah, let me check. | |
| It's been a minute since I played Reaper. | |
| Yeah, I feel Kenny, any tank will be with. | |
| Yeah, floor on one. | |
| 4 and 1, Maren. | |
| 4 and 1? | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah. | |
| The only way we win there is you and me focus one tank. | |
| Just one tank, any tank. | |
| So yeah, let's see what the haters are saying here. | |
| Let's look at the chat. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Okay, let me be very clear about this for you idiots out there, right? | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Castle Club, guys, the only thing that's going behind the paywall is a portion of after hours. | |
| Everything else is going to stay absolutely free. | |
| The Money Mondays, Womanizer Wednesdays, the call-in show slash guest shows, all that stuff is going to be absolutely free. | |
| The only thing we're putting behind the paywall is a portion of after hours, and we're going to give you guys Zoom calls on a weekly or bi-weekly timeline. | |
| We're going to give you guys events that you have to be a member of Kals Club to get into. | |
| We're going to be having workshops with, you know, dating. | |
| We're going to have fitness workshops. | |
| These are all in-group, in-person meetups, boat parties, etc. | |
| You've got to be a member of Kals Club to join in. | |
| And we're also going to teach you how to be an influencer for those that are interested in getting into that. | |
| Okay? | |
| So, um, there's a bunch of value that's going to be in there. | |
| I'm going to be posting a lot in there as far as like tweets and everything else like that. | |
| But it's going to be a community, guys. | |
| For all the guys out there that are tired of being around bleep no sticks and idiots like that, don't have friends, whatever, we are going to go ahead and facilitate you meeting people that are like-minded. | |
| That's what it's about. | |
| Okay, guys? | |
| And if you don't want to pay into it, that's totally cool. | |
| I don't have a problem with anyone that doesn't want to pay into it. | |
| I have a problem with the haters that simply are calling it a money grab or we're scamming. | |
| That's what I have a problem with. | |
| Because we've given away so much for free that people say that shit are just like fucking ungrateful dickheads, bro. | |
| Give me content for three years plus for absolutely free. | |
| And now, obviously, we're getting fucking censored, right? | |
| YouTube demonetized us for a year. | |
| Rumble held us down, and we're like, yo, this helps Rumble, which helps us. | |
| And then I got idiots sitting there saying, oh, this is a money grab. | |
| Like, what the fuck? | |
| Like, we had so many opportunities. | |
| If we wanted to do a money grab, we could've been done that on other shit, man. | |
| So... | |
| Whatever, dude. | |
| Like, I'll never understand the people that, like, just say stupid shit like that. | |
| Whenever people say shit like that, it's just very obvious to me that they never gave a fuck about fresh and fit like that. | |
| They kind of just watch it for entertainment. | |
| And they don't fuck with us like that because they only care that the after hour is getting put behind a paywall. | |
| But the stuff that's actually, like, the most useful is free and they're still bitching. | |
| So that tells me right there and done. | |
| They just watch the fucking... | |
| These are niggas that DM the girls after the show trying to simp. | |
| To be honest with you. | |
| These are dudes that are blue pill simps. | |
| So whatever For the crusaders Where there's smoke, there's fire I see the ninja Dynamite Maybe it's not That's the camera You don't Don't Is that what you're You're here | |
| Gotta burn your side I'll be off the floor I wish to be here Prepare the smoke out Jesus Double kill These kids are getting fucked Payload mobilizing Yeah, they did. | |
| So, whatever, man. | |
| For the haters, like, honestly, there's nobody, like, people just talk shit and hate, man, and I just don't understand why you would hate when we're putting the content that helps you out for free. | |
| When we bring people on, they teach you how to make money, we're gonna bring a pilot on, we're gonna bring a truck on, we're gonna, all that shit's gonna be absolutely free, guys. | |
| Just because we want y'all to make money. | |
| We want y'all to be successful. | |
| We want you guys to get in shape. | |
| Put a portion after I was bound to pay one, I get all this fucking hitching, though. | |
| It's crazy man. | |
| Hey, it's Giggle. | |
| But yeah, go ahead, super chat in why you're fucking mad, and I'll read it. | |
| Because I'll be honest with you, I'm gaming right now, so I won't be able to see all the chats, but for the haters, go ahead, send in a dollar and tell me why you're fucking bitching about us putting shit behind a paywall. | |
| And I want to see, like, what argument you have. | |
| Let's see what you gotta say. | |
| because I debated a few you idiots on Twitter the other day and made y'all look stupid. | |
| *Gunshot* | |
| Well then, come back for more. | |
| Come on Just watching your back Where there's smoke, there's fire Into the iris All right, go ahead | |
| Go ahead, haters! | |
| Come on! | |
| I got time for you motherfuckers today! | |
| Let's see if we got any chats here for any of you hater niggas that got anything to say about us doing the paywall. | |
| Because I'd be happy to absolutely demolish your arguments as to why we have a paywall on a fraction of the content that we put out. | |
| Because really, your guys' arguments are indefensible. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Like, seriously, guys, I'm literally, I will go ahead and respond you hater motherfuckers. | |
| I shouldn't even be doing it, but I will do it. | |
| You Reddit losers, you fucking idiots in here that want to sit there and talk shit about, oh, yeah, this is a money grab. | |
| Why are we going to pay for something that we've been getting for free for years? | |
| Why are we going to do that? | |
| Like, all you idiots, all you motherfuckers in the comments section that talked shit in the last video, say something now. | |
| I'm here. | |
| I am fucking here. | |
| I got time for you motherfuckers today. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go, man. | |
| Let's fuck go. | |
| Miles, don't ban none of their shit, man, because I will go ahead and refuel what the fuck they got to say and make them look like the idiots that they are. | |
| What you got to say, man? | |
| Let's go. | |
| Superchat at $1, you cheap pieces of shit so I could see it so I could cook your dumbasses. | |
| You fucking ungrateful fucks, man. | |
| You ain't got the money for it? | |
| That's one thing. | |
| I don't got a problem with that whatsoever. | |
| But for you fucking dickheads that have the gall to come in and talk shit and say, oh, it's a scam and all you guys that pay for Castle Club are losers, fuck you. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Let's have a discussion. | |
| Send your superchat in so I can roast your dumbass. | |
| Send $1 and you cheap piece of shit so I can cook you, man. | |
| Just so I don't miss the message. | |
| After this game, I want to see what you motherfuckers got. | |
| Mods, highlight it for me, whatever. | |
| 'Cause all you fucking haters, bro. | |
| If you idiots wanna be tough guys, in the comment section on Reddit, Come on, let's go! | |
| I'm here! | |
| Fuck you gotta say, man. | |
| Call me a scammer to my face, motherfucker. | |
| Let's see what we gotta say. | |
| You fucking tough guys, man. | |
| keyboard warriors Go ahead. | |
| Mods, and highlight it for me when I'm done with this game, because obviously I'm looking at the game right now. | |
| But after, let's see what these idiots got to say, bro. | |
| Yeah, this Ryan on our team is pretty good. | |
| Venture one shot below. | |
| I probably got a hell of a pack though. | |
| Betra chasing you? | |
| Come on, I'm just borrowing. | |
| They're all on second floor. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| They're coming around the backhand side. | |
| They're coming around the backhand side. | |
| Everybody! | |
| Enemy on the backhand side! | |
| I'll go one. | |
| I'll go one. | |
| I'm shooting, I'm shooting them, but he's... | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| Yeah, he did. | |
| Got blown up by the little bomb Yeah haters go ahead out After this game, I'll respond to you guys. | |
| Losers in the comment section. | |
| Haters on Reddit that got shit to say about us doing a paywall. | |
| Oh shit, they hate me. | |
| Oh shit, they hate me. | |
| Let's go Shit Oh no. | |
| Nano D.Va bro. | |
| Maybe a different angle. | |
| Hmm. | |
| 30 seconds up at my position. | |
| Efficiency rating, max of danger. | |
| Objective lost. | |
| Stop the payload. | |
| Get them off the payload. | |
| No! | |
| Nano boost administered. | |
| There's controls here. | |
| Come on, Cole. | |
| Try a little harder. | |
| I am unbreakable. | |
| Hard ride's not bad. | |
| I'm in. | |
| Minefield ready. | |
| We can switch the team chat. | |
| We can switch the team chat. | |
| They're pushing the payload. | |
| Cut them off. | |
| There they are. | |
| Over there! | |
| My ultimate needs to charge Chakra one shot on payload We got this | |
| What? | |
| Hey. | |
| Try to go for the high ground. | |
| Lucky shot. | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| Fire in the hole! | |
| Nerf this! | |
| They got us outnumbered. | |
| Keep that in mind. | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| He's going to knock him off the table. | |
| I can touch. | |
| I can touch. | |
| Alright. | |
| I knew them. | |
| I knew. | |
| I knew. | |
| Trust me. | |
| Trust me. | |
| You got one. | |
| I got one. | |
| We both got one. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Fucking shit, man Let's go For the Crusaders! | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Trust my code, Myron. | |
| Yeah, dude, I would've got more with the High Noon, but the D.Va ate it, man. | |
| Fucking hate D.Va, bro. | |
| It's okay. | |
| It's okay. | |
| That's how we win. | |
| All right, let's see what the haters got to say. | |
| All right, yo, FG Habibi, what you got to say, bro? | |
| I see you in here hating like a fucking piece of shit that you are. | |
| So what's your argument for why L Castle Club L Myron? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Let's go. | |
| What's your argument? | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go, buddy. | |
| So let's go, Habibi, you fucking loser. | |
| What you got to say? | |
| And then we got this one other guy says, uh... | |
| what do you say? | |
| Check $1 Rumble Super Chat list. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| He says, Yomar, can you guys do a stream where you talk about your worst date experience or do an old school Q&A where we get to know you guys more like back in the day? | |
| You do GMR and WCals Club. | |
| Thank you so much, Chandray. | |
| Appreciate that greatly, my friend. | |
| Um... | |
| L this whole thing. | |
| Okay, OG Habibi, you can't even articulate your points, so whatever. | |
| Um... | |
| Who just puts a bunch of L's in the chat? | |
| Cool, man. | |
| Yep, of course. | |
| *sad music* Yep, so nobody has nothing to say, bro. | |
| Fantastic. | |
| Bicento man. | |
| Let's see what this idiot said. | |
| Mario, did you consider putting everything other than after hours behind a paywall? | |
| No. | |
| This dude, OG Habiba, said Mara needs money for hair. | |
| you Yeah, bro. | |
| See, there you go, guys. | |
| See, you guys can see it right there with your own eyes. | |
| Like, I told these idiots, go ahead, bro. | |
| What's your argument? | |
| Right? | |
| For the issue with the paywall, and they can't even articulate themselves. | |
| They say dumb shit like Martin needs money for hair. | |
| I think after I shouldn't be on a paywall. | |
| Well, that's your opinion, bro. | |
| But we're going to put it behind a paywall, and we're only putting a portion of it behind the paywall, so you still get a majority of it for free. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Stream elements? | |
| Let me look here on stream elements I don't see anything on stream elements, bro I don't see anything on stream elements | |
| I don't see anything on stream elements I don't see anything on stream elements I don't see anything on stream elements I don't see anything on stream elements Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Okay, Jesus Christ, you said charging $35. | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| Don't delete his messages, guys. | |
| Let him say whatever. | |
| His argument is that we're charging $35 twice the price of Netflix and Hulu. | |
| Okay, and you're saying that this is a cash grab. | |
| That is precisely why... | |
| We gave you guys the opportunity to get in at 17. | |
| And also, keep in mind that not only... | |
| Because Netflix, you can't interact with Netflix. | |
| Netflix will teach you how to make money. | |
| Netflix won't answer your questions about women. | |
| Netflix won't answer your questions about building a community of like-minded guys. | |
| Netflix isn't going to give you all that in Hulu. | |
| They're going to give you mindless entertainment. | |
| They're going to help you become better. | |
| That's what we do on our shit. | |
| That's why Castle Club is a $17 price right now, 50% off, and then $35 for the rest. | |
| The fact that we're doing Zoom calls with you guys in the first place, answering your questions real-time is worth the price of $35, but we're giving you guys all the other stuff as well. | |
| And mind you, when we have guests, you guys will be able to talk to them on Zoom as well. | |
| So, that is why the price point is at $35, but we're giving you a discount for $17. | |
| So yeah, hope that makes sense. | |
| That answers your question. | |
| You get way more value with a Castle Club membership than you will with a Hulu or a fucking Netflix, bro. | |
| Way more. | |
| There you're just fucking getting milestone entertainment. | |
| Here you're getting entertainment and you're getting the ability to talk to us, access to us, get your questions answered, get on Zoom calls. | |
| That in itself is worth the $35 price tag. | |
| Whichever to get in at 17 No one interacts with their audience as much as we do For obvious reasons. | |
| Because people are really unappreciative and dickheads as you guys can see right now. | |
| That's why a lot of people don't host call-in shows. | |
| That shows us why people don't talk to their audience like we do. | |
| Let's go, baby. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Hook him. | |
| Nice! | |
| Nice shots. | |
| Don't push that. | |
| Yeah, I'm backing up. | |
| Yeah, no, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up because I can't even hit the mercies in our little thing. | |
| Noooo! | |
| Lucky shot. | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| What else is new? | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Main one shot Let the kitsune guide you! | |
| I'm really feeling the heat Ah, I'm frozen. | |
| Let's go, though. | |
| Loser! | |
| Only loser get froze. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I'm pretty slow, bro. | |
| You can't do nothing. | |
| Eh, still me. | |
| Bro! | |
| Fuck you, Hogg! | |
| Grind that hook now, aren't you, bitch? | |
| Oh, you what? | |
| I have a shield guys! | |
| *Gunshot* | |
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Alright, let's see here. | |
| OG ABB saying the same tired thing, need money for hair. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Uh... | |
| Did anybody... | |
| We must all find a cause worth fighting for. | |
| Yeah, um... | |
| We can't put different price tiers on locals, so that's why we couldn't do the four to five buck thing that you guys were talking about. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round two. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| Still haven't seen any legitimate responses to my stances here. | |
| just a bunch of haters Wow one shot No, it was one shot. | |
| Now he's dead I'm shooting him, oh my god, he made that I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| Farrow, one shot! | |
| Up top middle! | |
| Oh my god, the Zarya. | |
| Bro. | |
| Alright, switch the team shot. | |
| Yo mods, highlight what the hater responds. | |
| That I just gave, with the whole Hulu Netflix bullshit. | |
| Highlight is an answer for me, so when I come back from this game... | |
| After I roast these kids, I'm gonna roast that loser. | |
| They are dead. | |
| Mercy in the sky. | |
| Probably gonna try to go for the res, yup. | |
| Main one shot. | |
| Oh no, she got it, she didn't heal. | |
| Of course, enough to get the bubble. | |
| Oh no! | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Hey, Slash. | |
| Just shouting "go me" I'm on your night at the port tower! | |
| I'll shout you down. | |
| My ultimate is ready. | |
| Get in there, and I will move you. | |
| Feral, I mean Mercy in the Sky low. | |
| Let's go big one. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got a ball now I'm here I'm here Hold on Enemy going Mine's here to play Where there's smoke, there's fire Go to town Honeycut | |
| I'm here He got fucked. | |
| He ran through your bombs. | |
| Yeah, he got fucked. | |
| Walk on my mind. | |
| Dumbasses. | |
| Alright, let's see what the haters got to say. | |
| We're 6-1. | |
| Does Zeke have still literally Myron's own reasoning works against him? | |
| Are you stupid? | |
| The fuck are you talking about? | |
| You're an idiot. | |
| Ekar Vili Hina Costa Avrilov. | |
| After hours, the majority of it is going to be free, bro. | |
| So what are you talking about? | |
| Your whole argument that after hours should be free, like a majority of it is going to be free. | |
| So nice, nice. | |
| That doesn't... | |
| that doesn't even register. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| I know Zerka's in the US, man. | |
| He'll be here after he goes to LA. Relax. | |
| You guys are mentioning Zerka a million times. | |
| Of course, he's going to come on the show. | |
| I think trying to retain your audience to pay for something that was free is always going to be hard, but the same product we liked is the reason they need us. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| Thank you, Tristan, for understanding. | |
| Charlie Montgomery says L After Hours should be free. | |
| Free we made you. | |
| See bro, I'm about to put this bum ass nigga on blast. | |
| Bro, y'all see this right here? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Traveling to Havana. | |
| Dirty niggas like this are the ones that complain, bro. | |
| Dirty niggas like this. | |
| Be the first ones to talk shit. | |
| This fucking dirty, bummy, dusty-ass dude hasn't had a haircut in a decade talking shit. | |
| Saying, we made you. | |
| Fuck out of here, you fucking loser. | |
| We don't want y'all in Castle Club anyway, you dirties. | |
| Those are the dudes that are talking shit, bro. | |
| Those are the dudes that are saying, help, paywall, all this shit. | |
| Brokies like that. | |
| Weirdos like that are the ones that talk shit. | |
| Losers like you are the ones that say, Losers like you are the ones that say, It's your fault you get demonetized. | |
| Losers like you. | |
| We got demonetized because we pushed the fucking envelope. | |
| It is what it is. | |
| And I don't fucking regret it, you fucking pussies. | |
| Alright? | |
| That's why we got Castle Club so that we can do what the fuck we want to do. | |
| We don't have to fucking bow down on nobody. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| You fucking dusty. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Bums like you are the ones that complain about price points, man. | |
| You fucking bum. | |
| Dudes like you are the ones that shot lift for Macy's. | |
| Fucking loser. | |
| Stop the payload. | |
| I prefer the pay though, what was it? | |
| I'm a bum ass nigga man. | |
| There's a lot of burn here, son. | |
| What's up, where are you? | |
| Where are you? | |
| Hey! | |
| Danger! | |
| You're stuck. | |
| You're stuck. | |
| Road heart, I won't. | |
| I'm a bum ass. | |
| I'm a bum ass. I'm a bum ass. | |
| I'm a bum ass. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm a bum ass. | |
| Help me! | |
| No! No! No! No! No! No! No! | |
| Make way! | |
| Look out! | |
| No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! | |
| No! No! No! No! | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| My power eminence. | |
| The fuck I can't hit the console. | |
| I got you, Marin. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I have you. | |
| Yo, Lifeweaver, throw me up in- throw me up in the sky. | |
| Get rid of- throw me up in the sky, Lifeweaver. | |
| Oh, no, shit. | |
| I got a quarantine shot for me, Hermie. | |
| You cannot kill the M'Hulk. | |
| You will surrender to my will. | |
| Fire! | |
| I am already! | |
| Go team shot I'm sharp this time Alright, get ready to throw them in the sky. | |
| I'm gonna high noon them. | |
| I'm gonna high noon them from up top when you get a chance. | |
| I'll tell you when I'm in position. | |
| all right China man I'm about to be in position in three two one let's go Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go, baby! | |
| What's happening? | |
| Let's fucking go, baby. | |
| It's 12 o'clock on these scrubs. | |
| They got a point. | |
| They got a point. | |
| Oh, they got the point. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I thought they were spawning back over the other way. | |
| Yeah, they got it. | |
| They gotta have a hammer down or close to it now at this point. | |
| Yeah, they got it. | |
| They still haven't seen my ace. | |
| Alright, Jacob, pin the idiot shot above. | |
| Cool, cool, cool. | |
| Cool. | |
| I'll look at it here after this song I got mine, Jill! | |
| They're ready, man. | |
| They're ready, man. | |
| I'm 66. | |
| I'm 66, so... | |
| It's okay, it's okay. | |
| Let's go, let's go. | |
| See? | |
| okay keep doing damage Marin Hog is below. | |
| I got a Hainu now. | |
| They don't got healer, Marin. | |
| They don't got healer. | |
| I need a heal I hear hog. | |
| Maga should be able to kill him. | |
| Yeah, I see him. | |
| I see him. | |
| Yeah, D.Va coming after me. | |
| And Brig. | |
| Devon me, I need help. | |
| It's okay, you got trollin You got one Ryan has one Dominic | |
| We're on the pedal fire. | |
| Lifeweaver, throw me up in the sky. | |
| Lifeweaver, throw me up in the sky if you can, man. | |
| Magi, get rid of his cage. | |
| Oh boy! | |
| It's Liddy now! | |
| Get the fuck out of here! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Let's fucking go We cook it today boyos We cook it today boyos all right Alright, let's see what the haters gotta say. | |
| Most never had a real Jarbert title besides mine. | |
| That's true. | |
| What else Jacob do you got? | |
| Remtel, $5.99 sells us short, my friend. | |
| You guys get way too much value for us to do it at $5.99, man. | |
| You guys like me playing McCree so it's more fun to watch? | |
| Yeah, I like McCree better, too. | |
| But Soldiers is better, guys. | |
| I don't like fighting games. | |
| Yeah, guys, it's 17 today, guys. | |
| We're gonna run it for you guys until the end of the night. | |
| So it's still 17. | |
| Charlie Montgomery says I'm down to box. | |
| You're a bum, nigga. | |
| Nobody cares what you gotta say. | |
| Everybody get banned, too. | |
| Because I don't fuck with you, honestly. | |
| Because you're just a low-IQ idiot, and honestly, you don't even deserve to get your voice heard. | |
| And you're a bum, too, on top of it. | |
| You're dusty bum. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Put rap bum. | |
| Pushing the payload! | |
| Quared by pain! | |
| I'm really feeling the heat! | |
| Enemy here! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| They are full counter me now! | |
| Bruh. | |
| Is that the bit man? | |
| Ah, the Sombra was low. | |
| Over there! | |
| Sigma low. | |
| Sabra dead, that's all. | |
| I'm healthy Liam, you're a bum too. | |
| Fuck you as well. | |
| A lot of you guys just want attention, honestly, is what it is. | |
| They're sitting here watching me fucking play overwatch that you hate me doesn't make sense Oh back my Ah, man, that wire was so low, though. | |
| Too dangerous, too dangerous! | |
| We need to get the payload over, you guys! | |
| Start this part! | |
| *Sings* Kill more roughers than you can't marry. | |
| Yo, hog is one shot on payload. | |
| Oh. | |
| Hogg is one shot on payload! | |
| Looks like my dad! | |
| This heart is so mad he's just soloing me. | |
| Scrub. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| We got this, we got this. | |
| We don't need ultimates, That's ya. | |
| The checkpoint. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Hehehe. | |
| No one, no one. | |
| I dare to storm. | |
| Yeah fuck Moira. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh shit we combo his ass! | |
| Yeah, we did. | |
| Let's go. | |
| What a waste, baby. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Yeah, we got clips on clips for this montage now, bro. | |
| Oh, we know what time it is. | |
| You got shit on, bro. bro. | |
| That pinned message you read wasn't referring to the haters when he was talking about your team. | |
| Yeah, I know, I know, I know. | |
| I know he wasn't hating. | |
| Uh... | |
| Damn, that was fast. | |
| Healthy Liam, you're an idiot, bro. | |
| Traveling to Nepal You mentioned to someone that's irrelevant Incredible. | |
| Matter of fact, you go and get... | |
| You know what, nigga? | |
| I'm gonna put on timeout for being a dumbass. | |
| Oh, no, hold on. | |
| Wrong one. | |
| No, I'm not even going to tell you. | |
| I'm gonna just let you be a dumbass. | |
| Just leave your stupid comments. | |
| Myron Stein Gainshammer said I tore my back on real fence. | |
| Okay, bro. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one... | |
| Unless you just keep embarrassing yourself out of the name, you're a fucking loser. | |
| I still haven't had a hater come up with a legitimate argument as to why the paywalls have done. | |
| Alright, don't. | |
| You cannot escape me. | |
| Bionic healing ready for use. | |
| Pathetic. | |
| Can't fuck that up. | |
| Come on, move on my back. | |
| Bango erased. | |
| Sorry about that. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I've got more. | |
| Who needs it? | |
| A little bit more. | |
| How you want it. | |
| Let's go for it. | |
| What is the smoke doing? | |
| Being trash. | |
| Kind of like the dog over here. | |
| He has no hook either. | |
| I got it. | |
| Oh, the Reaper was one. | |
| The Reaper was so low. | |
| He got a double heal. | |
| Lucky shot Only hug kill the fucking hot man, don't you like I'm sure you got it. | |
| Deep run point. | |
| Start gonna ult. | |
| Let's keep fighting, keep fighting. | |
| Behind you, Myron. | |
| You're trash. | |
| I thought I had him bro, but I wasn't getting healed. | |
| This game got no... | |
| Oh, I only got one healer, man. | |
| I got one healer no wonder Wow they're using everything Here we go. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| We're outnumbered. | |
| You thought me vulnerable. | |
| I need help here. | |
| I need help. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Alright, wait for a guy. | |
| I'll catch ya. | |
| They're all over. | |
| Oh no, man. | |
| How? | |
| How? | |
| Come on, man. | |
| I did so much. | |
| Maybe a different angle. | |
| Focus our attack on the objective. | |
| Focus our attack on the objective. | |
| Focus our attack on the objective. | |
| I will only got one healer that's why it's so fucking tough Let's see if we got any haters of real arguments here I Z said, explain why you can't keep the other exclusive content without gatekeeping part of After Hours. | |
| Shooting yourself in the foot for no reason. | |
| No, we're not. | |
| Not at all. | |
| A majority of it is free. | |
| So that's not shooting ourselves in the foot at all. | |
| Because people are going to want to watch the After Hours. | |
| And if they want, they can go ahead and get it behind a paywall. | |
| The portion that's behind a paywall. | |
| If not, then that's fine. | |
| That's not shooting ourselves in the foot whatsoever. | |
| Brown. | |
| How about you tell me I'm shooting myself in the foot when you have a successful YouTube channel and you don't put it behind a paywall? | |
| How about that? | |
| Then you can tell me, motherfucker. | |
| Idiots that don't have YouTube channels trying to tell me how to run my shit. | |
| I'm not shooting myself in the foot at all because the majority of it is still gonna be free dumb fuck Everybody puts their shit behind a paywall Crowder does it. | |
| Crowder puts his main show behind a paywall. | |
| I don't see nobody bitching. | |
| Everyone puts their shit behind the P-Wall. | |
| We do it and you start bitching, you stupid fuck, Z. You think your Hoopers takes you anywhere and makes logical facts irrelevant? | |
| No, dumbass, because I'm telling you that people put their main ship behind a paywall and they're still doing fine. | |
| Prader has his main shit behind a paywall and he's extremely successful. | |
| So what the fuck are you talking about? | |
| It's not hubris, it's a proven strategy that works. | |
| So you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. | |
| That's what I'm telling you, dumbass. | |
| And we're still putting a good portion of it for free, so you don't know what you're talking about, dude. | |
| You clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about. | |
| Zee. | |
| Everyone puts their shit behind a paywall. | |
| Tempcast, Crowder, everybody. | |
| And they're extremely successful. | |
| So it's a proven concept so you're actually wrong. | |
| So it's not humorous if it's correct. | |
| You have hubris for thinking you can tell me that you're right when you don't have a YouTube channel and you don't have a proven concept. | |
| You're the real one with hubris, motherfuckers. | |
| I have people that have done it that are successful, at a high level, as a case study. | |
| What do you have? | |
| Oh, you're shooting yourself in the foot because I think so. | |
| Because I think so. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| You cannot escape me. | |
| Enemy reprisal. | |
| The fuck do you do for a living again, asshole? | |
| Trying to tell me that I'm speaking hubris? | |
| Or I have too much hubris? | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| "Minds you, don't let them capture this detective!" "You can do better than that!" "Recharge!" "It's hard to do!" "Victory!" Let's see what he has to say to that. | |
| This dude, Active OU says, You're printing feelings over facts. | |
| $9.99 is acceptable. | |
| Anyone will pay that. | |
| $35 is criminal. | |
| Super stan status. | |
| Okay, Active OU. You idiot. | |
| If you don't realize, we have a sale going on right now where you can get it for $17. | |
| So, shut the fuck up. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| You fucking idiot. | |
| Some of you guys that are coming in here talking this shit, you guys don't even know what the fuck is going on. | |
| Some of you guys. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| I'm not going to lie. | |
| You're pogging and you're talking shit to the haters. | |
| Slims Keeper said, I'm cooking on this game and I'm fucking talking shit to you, these stupid ass haters. | |
| Cheers. | |
| None of you guys have a good argument. | |
| This Z kid trying to say, oh, that's a bad business model, but I told you just now, a second ago, a bunch of people know what the fuck they're doing. | |
| Fedorak says, let's see how many concurrent viewers will pay for Castle Club then. | |
| Alright, Bicento man, we already got 4,300 plus strong on Castle Club because they rock with us and they support us. | |
| Okay? | |
| Crowder's not doing 35, but the difference is that Crowder isn't giving you guys Zoom calls. | |
| He's not giving you guys fucking sauce on how to make money, how to buy real estate, how to do all the other stuff that we're doing, and we're going to be doing Zoom calls, and we're going to be doing live events. | |
| Crowder isn't giving that to y'all. | |
| We are. | |
| So we're going to offer a lot more value in our locals. | |
| And that's not no hate against Mug Club. | |
| Shout out to Mug Club, man. | |
| I'm in there too. | |
| But we're not going to fucking be... | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| We're going to be offering more value. | |
| Let's see. | |
| So, nice try, Bicento man. | |
| Z, you don't got nothing to say? | |
| 4,300 is pretty good. | |
| Good job. | |
| Yeah, bro, because we got real ones that support us, not bitch-ass niggas like people in this chat talking shit about us fucking running the business. | |
| People got the fucking nerve to say, oh, just fire Chris and Fresh and Moe. | |
| No, because Chris was there and didn't get paid for, like, the beginning of the podcast. | |
| Fucking Moe didn't get paid in the beginning of the podcast. | |
| These guys sacrificed a bunch to fucking come and help me when I needed it. | |
| So why the fuck am I going to turn my back on guys that were there with me when we weren't fucking famous or big? | |
| Incredible bro! | |
| How some of you guys like just have no loyalty or no fucking integrity. | |
| I'm not gonna fire the people that are there for me when I needed them. | |
| Fucking dickheads. | |
| I'm not turning my back on my guys man. | |
| Ever. | |
| Ever. | |
| I'm not gonna fucking fire them or lower their pay or none of that shit. | |
| Fuck y'all man. | |
| I have a duty to take care of my people and I'm gonna do that. | |
| To cover man. | |
| We only got one healer. | |
| Yeah, I fucked up. | |
| I'm playing Ashe right now. | |
| *sad music* Should I even contest this or no? | |
| I am. | |
| I am. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Oh. | |
| Hey, catch! | |
| *Efficiency rating: maximum nature* My fuse is lit! | |
| Here it comes! | |
| Holy shit, that's a lot of damage, man. | |
| yeah really big damage We need to stop that payload. | |
| Area denied! | |
| A Molling Scrapfield deployed! | |
| Behold the hamster! | |
| We all are champion. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Okay, I just fucked myself up there. | |
| Bob! | |
| Fuck. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I'm about to cook. | |
| I got Macrino. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Cooking cooking cooking I'm going to start! | |
| I'm going to heal you. | |
| You're going home enough, Bob. | |
| You're stuck! | |
| I'm going to go to the next level. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Oh, okay. okay. | |
| You're on high ground, Miren? | |
| If you don't run, you're gonna die now. | |
| No, I'm good. | |
| I'm good. | |
| Remember, I got it! | |
| I got you in my sight. | |
| Where was I? | |
| Oh, screw! | |
| Scrap! | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I switched team shot. | |
| Remember, people died! | |
| I got it for you. | |
| I was sharp this time. | |
| Hmm! | |
| Hmm. | |
| Please change custody. | |
| Shut the fuck up, kid. | |
| Gotta carry your dumb ass right now. | |
| Alright, please go carry. | |
| Gotta carry you right now Maybe if you healed instead of being sorry That'd help. | |
| I heal you when you went up. | |
| I don't want to heal you now because you're a cunt. | |
| Now I'll die. | |
| Don't heal me, motherfucker. | |
| Don't heal me, you fucking suck. | |
| Just healing better players, I'm afraid. | |
| Motherfucker, I'm playing this kid. | |
| Stupid European fuck once again. | |
| You're playing the worst DPS in the team? | |
| Dude, I'm ten times better than you. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Okay, play healer then. | |
| That would probably win. | |
| No, I'm telling you, I'm better than you, ass dickhead. | |
| Now heal me because you suck. | |
| I'm literally weak as shit right now. | |
| I told you I'm not healing you. | |
| Alright, then don't fucking heal me, we'll lose the game. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| What's the problem with this game? | |
| I am confident you're not the reason we're gonna lose if you think you're good. | |
| There's a bunch of pussies on this fucking game that get offended and cry and talk shit. | |
| Let's see, what the fuck is your rank? | |
| Let's see, your profile's probably hidden. | |
| Of course it is! | |
| Of course your profile's hidden, you fucking sorry piece of shit. | |
| Of course it is. | |
| We're playing in the same rank and you're cute with me. | |
| Hey, dickhead, I'm a master on this fucking account, dumbass, on DPS, so shut the fuck up, you fucking scrub. | |
| I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. | |
| How are you playing in plat 5, then? | |
| This is fucking open queue, you low IQ fucking retard, but on roll queue, I'm a fucking master of the real shit, you dumbass, and I'm a way better honor than you, by the way. | |
| You fucking suck, and I can tell you that from experience, you fucking scrub. | |
| You probably know from experience, when someone asks, please change, that's all they say. | |
| I'm not switching shit! | |
| Fuck you, you suck! | |
| I'm not listening to a scrub. | |
| You have your shit on private. | |
| You're not good. | |
| Shut the fuck up, kid. | |
| I played Ash in the beginning, and I don't even play fucking Ash. | |
| I was experimenting with her because some other dumbass took my crew. | |
| So shut the fuck up, kid. | |
| Why the fuck are you experimenting in competitive and getting so pissed off about it? | |
| Just play quickly. | |
| Just chill out. | |
| No, you shut the fuck up because I'm about to carry your sorry ass right now. | |
| But you gotta fucking play healer or do something and stop sucking dick at this goddamn game, you scrub. | |
| I hate when sorry motherfuckers like you try to tell me how to play. | |
| You fucking suck. | |
| You're a platinum gold level player trying to tell me what to fucking do. | |
| Shut the fuck up, kid. | |
| You're playing in platinum. | |
| I don't play Ana all the time. | |
| Yeah, it's open queue, dumbass. | |
| And you suck with Ana. | |
| You fucking suck with Ana. | |
| So play Ana. | |
| You said you're a better Ana. | |
| I'm way better on it. | |
| You wanna win? | |
| Then play Ana! | |
| Fucking dumbass, man. | |
| You're not going to, are you? | |
| No. | |
| not Fucking streaming right now, and I'm doing the creep Shut the fuck up, kid. | |
| This is a very good look for a streamer. | |
| Yup. | |
| It's fantastic. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Call me and this man. | |
| I'll be in the blue area. | |
| Mission to the killer. | |
| Clear out. | |
| No more alive. | |
| That's awesome. | |
| It's a big deal. | |
| I detected a captured. | |
| The best to ever do it. | |
| Best controls here. | |
| Can't fuck that up. | |
| I am on fire. | |
| Fire. | |
| Turn the ball. | |
| Dirt. | |
| I need power. | |
| The trail I need protection. | |
| Run back. | |
| Run back. | |
| Help our Zarya. | |
| Don't let her die. | |
| Soldier above, soldier above us, soldier above us. | |
| I was shooting from the right. | |
| Let's go high ground, man. | |
| there. | |
| Oh no, follow me. | |
| Go on, hook, y'all. | |
| He has no hook. | |
| Man. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Two dead on your team. | |
| Do we got nano boost? | |
| Give it to McCree. | |
| We got it. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| We don't need it now. | |
| Let that baby diva sit there. | |
| She's low. | |
| Throw her dumb ass off the map. | |
| Let's go Soldier one shot Soldier one-shot. | |
| Man, Moira one-shot. | |
| Moira won't shot at the top. | |
| Oh, Moira lost. | |
| Oh she's running away. | |
| *Sigh* Now let's go. | |
| We got Junk right now. | |
| Stop, get back all on. | |
| I'm going to go. | |
| Bro, hit your shots! | |
| Fuck! | |
| I am. | |
| No you weren't! | |
| Yeah, I'm just not aiming for you. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| That's why you suck at this game, dude. | |
| Literally fucking trash. | |
| Fucking sorryest Ana ever bro. | |
| I have to play soldier to fucking heal myself because Ana sucks dick. | |
| Lucky shot. | |
| literally fucking 5 HP man kid sees me weak and lets me die Fucking piece of shit, man. | |
| Care more about your feelings than winning the game, you sorry sack of shit, you European fucker. | |
| We've already established who cares about winning the game and who just wants to flame. | |
| No, you suck. | |
| You're literally garbage. | |
| Literally garbage. | |
| Now I'm about to really fuck these kids up. | |
| Wanna ball? Wanna ball? Wanna ball? Wanna ball? | |
| Yep, I'm about to punish these kids right now because we've got the sorry-ass Ana on our team. | |
| Dunkrat, one shot. | |
| Shut the fuck up, kid. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Never let you be blind. | |
| He dies into the iris. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| None of these administer. | |
| Gale the Mahol. | |
| Challenge plans. | |
| Boiled. | |
| A holding squad. | |
| I've got medals. | |
| I've got medals. | |
| Yeah, I've got it. | |
| Team kill. | |
| But ashes remain. | |
| About to carry this sorry-ass fucking Ana on our team. | |
| Fucking trash, dude. | |
| Fucking trash. | |
| Fucking pussy ass bitch. | |
| Gets offended because I tell him that he sucks at healing and he gets fucking mad. | |
| I'm not gonna heal you because I'm that much of a bitch. | |
| Could you imagine if someone got mad at me and I was like a bitch like you and I said, oh, you know what? | |
| You're like, oh, bro, your DPS isn't that good. | |
| And then I just start saying, you know what? | |
| I'm not gonna kill anyone because my feelings are hurt because you said I'm not a good DPS. You fucking scrub, you fucking pussy. | |
| I guarantee you're a pencil neck loser or you're a stomach Fucking baseball mound piece of shit loser. | |
| One of the two. | |
| You fucking dork. | |
| Paint a perfect American picture. | |
| This is great. | |
| I've met many Americans who are genuinely... | |
| Shut the fuck up, dude. | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| You only want to say where the fuck you're from because you're in embarrassment. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| Keep talking. | |
| Where you from? | |
| Huh? | |
| You only want to say it because he's a bitch. | |
| No, he's asking you, you... | |
| What the fuck is wrong with? | |
| Me? | |
| Oh, I'm British. | |
| Have a fucking guess. | |
| Oh, even worse. | |
| Your country is a failed society, bro. | |
| Your country fucking sucks and we fucked you guys up in 1776, motherfucker. | |
| You dumbasses showed up with a bunch of Redcoats thinking you were gonna win the war like idiots. | |
| You dumbfuck. | |
| That's why everybody hates England. | |
| We're a strange country, but you're the bastard's son. | |
| You're never gonna get away from it. | |
| You're born from inbreeds. | |
| That's why the British fucking breakfast is trash. | |
| You motherfuckers went all over the world to get spices because your country blows. | |
| Ana, can you untie him? | |
| If I can tie him there, I will win. | |
| Fucking TNC, motherfucker. | |
| He has no aim, just like the fucking Brits VACA 1776. | |
| Stupid fuck. | |
| Houseprint out the pointer. | |
| Don't ask after the fight. | |
| I already didn't do that. | |
| You need to anti me anyway. | |
| I'm gonna hook again. | |
| Untie please. | |
| Okay? | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's wait. | |
| It's okay. | |
| I'm gonna hook again. | |
| Nice untie. | |
| Nice untie. | |
| Kill Mauga. | |
| Let's push. | |
| Let's push the fucking pig. | |
| We got it. | |
| We got 10 seconds. | |
| You're so fucking bad, I gotta play soldier carrier. | |
| Sorry, ass. | |
| Take cover, take cover. | |
| Oh, you'll die? | |
| Never mind. | |
| More around the bay, more around the bay, more around the bay. | |
| Damn it's one to me, I wanna attack me and all doesn't stop. | |
| Nice visor, Myron. | |
| Ball had to run after me. | |
| Fucking scrubs, man. | |
| Can I heal? | |
| Can I heal? | |
| Oh my god... | |
| Alright. | |
| My Ana just die first all the time. | |
| Of course. | |
| Monkey, one shot. | |
| Monkey one! | |
| This Ana almost let me die. | |
| The Zarya didn't bubble me. | |
| Fucking sorry as fuck. | |
| Can we use some ultimates? | |
| Damn bro. | |
| Our Zarya fucking grab got Ian. | |
| Can we use some ultimates? | |
| Where's your nano, man? | |
| You save for Overwatch 3? | |
| You save your nano for Overwatch 3? | |
| Did you see the situation there? | |
| All I had was a soldier and he was about to die. | |
| It was a waste. | |
| No, you can use that sooner. | |
| On what? | |
| On who? | |
| There was no one there but Soldier. | |
| Anyone! | |
| On who? | |
| The only person there was Soldier. | |
| The hamster had just pulled its ult. | |
| Let's just go. | |
| We are going to be in trouble if that payload doesn't stop. | |
| That's one dead? | |
| I got it. | |
| Get ready, give me a nano here in a second, Anno. | |
| Give it to me now Oh My god fucking dumbass | |
| This electricity before watch for right I told you to give it to me bro - You want stripping? | |
| I literally had the visor, you should've gave it to me, I told you. | |
| You couldn't give us a hand behind it, we win! | |
| You fucking retard! | |
| You do realize I have a D.Va. | |
| You fucking french fry fucking eating fucking down mask! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| You still have your nano! | |
| You save your nano from point B to point C! When you died, who was around you? | |
| My family? | |
| You dumbass? | |
| I told you to fucking give me the nano, bro, and you didn't do it, and I told you, I got the visor. | |
| The diva pushing us. | |
| I would have demacked the diva immediately, bro. | |
| I would have ran by her or I would have demacked her, bro. | |
| You're an idiot, bro. | |
| You should have gave it to me anyway. | |
| You're an idiot, bro. | |
| You save your nano for point A? Okay. | |
| You save it for point A? Okay, point B? You didn't give it to fucking soldier? | |
| And point C, you didn't give it to anyone, even before you died! | |
| You're getting pushed by the Hulk inside the building. | |
| They had a D.Va on you. | |
| You pull your ult. | |
| It's a waste of mine and your ult. | |
| I give it to the soldier after you're dead and the D.Va also pulls on the soldier. | |
| It's a waste of the ult. | |
| What is this a retard saying? | |
| Yeah, he's justifying his bad decisions, bro. | |
| Dude sucks. | |
| You're a sorry ass Ana, bro. | |
| And I'm an Ana main, too. | |
| You fucking suck, bro. | |
| Take Ana, then. | |
| I'm not the best Ana. | |
| I've said this. | |
| If you're better than me, play her. | |
| Then play another healer, scrub! | |
| Then play it. | |
| the fuck? | |
| oh why the fuck would you play a healer you're not good at? | |
| Play fucking Mercy, man. | |
| One dead. | |
| One dead. | |
| Let's push him. | |
| We got the advantage. | |
| Nice hook. | |
| That's two dead. | |
| too dead mortal one She has no fame. | |
| Let's go, man. | |
| These dudes are fucking trash. | |
| We're putting this shit all the way, bro. | |
| Let's get this done. | |
| Get the fuck outta here you scrub. | |
| You're gonna have to tear this fucking dumb British fuck. | |
| Don't leave the fair. | |
| Fail society, your country fucking sucks. | |
| Sorry, just no. | |
| You're probably one of the only reasons I'm not throwing the shit out of this right now. | |
| Don't throw it, bitch! | |
| Shut the fuck up and throw it then! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Did you need your mom to see? | |
| Did you need your mom, huh? | |
| Did you need your mom? | |
| Did you need your mom to kill your baby? | |
| Fucking bitch! | |
| Oh, I got horrible experience! | |
| Oh my god, mom! | |
| What did I do? | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| I'm running back, man. | |
| It's a fucking thing, man. | |
| We lost. | |
| This fucking cloud kid fucking sucks, man. | |
| Cloud fucking sucks, man. | |
| Hell, that's society. | |
| That's why you guys are getting cucked by the Muslims, you fucking pussies. | |
| You're losing your country, you lost everything. | |
| Bitches Yo What's up? | |
| Yeah, but if you gotta get some others, it's fine, bro. | |
| Have some backups just in case. | |
| Bro, I think that they don't have mother's love in UK. I promise you. | |
| I had a bad experience. | |
| I'm gonna flame. | |
| I don't want to try anymore. | |
| It's fine. | |
| That's all that matters. | |
| And have some extras just in case. | |
| backups Someone needs to fill this like I have like Yeah, I mean, yeah, you need to have a little extras. | |
| And I will show you how we deal with them. | |
| The hamster will use your chassis as a vacation home. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm gonna tell him about the guy, man. | |
| Try to limit it. | |
| Nothing breaks that I cannot manage. | |
| Alright, alright. | |
| That's fine, bro. | |
| But I got like 15 seconds out of game. | |
| So yeah, that's fine. | |
| Not as quick as I used to be. | |
| But I'm still the fastest gun in the new west. | |
| Bands together! | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| What are we seven and two now chat? | |
| What are we doing? | |
| Escort the payload. | |
| Attention. | |
| Enemy turret detected. | |
| Either way. | |
| Halo's drone. | |
| Out of the pilot. | |
| Go. | |
| You want that louder? | |
| Reeper won. | |
| Reeper died. | |
| Reeper died. man. man. man. man. man. man. | |
| man. man. | |
| Of this day! | |
| I need something to lose. | |
| The way down is afraid. | |
| The way from the standpoint of the right. | |
| Quote without the w场. | |
| Where there's smoke, there's... | |
| I'm on the payload. | |
| Anyone care to join me? | |
| Damn, this is fucking chaos, bro. | |
| Fucking dumbass, the fuck? | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Hog in there ulting man. | |
| Does everyone see losses? | |
| UGH! | |
| Myron, don't shoot the mines. | |
| Myron, don't shoot the mines. | |
| Just go pay the shooter. | |
| One shot, man. | |
| It's hot. | |
| Wallace, low. | |
| Running away. Reaper low. | |
| Oh is one. | |
| It's annoying. | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| You're doing so much fucking damage, man. | |
| Try not to shoot- try not to shoot at- Go, go, go, go, one. | |
| Got him. | |
| Let's push, let's push. | |
| Reaper one. | |
| Can I get some- Bro! | |
| What the- Fucking Reaper man behind you guys! | |
| They all had teammates with me. | |
| Not time to fold them yet. | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| See if you're watching. | |
| Nice China man. | |
| He's pushing payload. | |
| I'm not one Go for Ana. | |
| Go for Ana. | |
| Don't shoot again. | |
| He's in the back hiding. | |
| Go for the Lucille and Ana. | |
| Reaper dead. | |
| Nice. | |
| Doing damage. | |
| Doing damage. | |
| Keep shooting. | |
| Ball one. | |
| That's two dead. | |
| Keep shooting. | |
| Lucio on the top of the gas station. | |
| Yeah, he ran away. | |
| - Alright, we got it. - Toby! - Fuck. - Reaper's on the left over there, Mark. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Hogg and... | |
| Oh nice Bro, where's my heel? | |
| Oh Go to spawn, go to spawn. | |
| Keep going back, keep going back. | |
| You're gonna die there. | |
| there's no way Reaper? | |
| Oh my god, Reaper on top at the gas station. | |
| Reaper on top at the gas station, chasing our healers. | |
| He's got the rewards, he's game What the fuck? | |
| Get ready Get ready Roll Skullash 60 seconds Mix your fate I'm really feeling the heat That'll tear in your head Stupid - You're in your hands, it's within her energy. | |
| Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh | |
| Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh | |
| Oh Oh Come on, man. | |
| Burn! | |
| Kill people, do damage! | |
| You got this, you got this! | |
| Oh you, oh you, oh you! | |
| You win this, you win this! | |
| Ah no! | |
| plant the hammer if you can you got this oh my god clutch what is that mime i'm really feeling the heat Just give us a bunch of ultimates. | |
| Hog's up there with you. | |
| Ah, Lucio's one up there. | |
| Oh Ana's in there too. | |
| Three of them in there. | |
| River 1. | |
| Ana 1. | |
| Ana one in that room. | |
| I'll go on This is my favorite part Reaper! | |
| Reaper on the right! | |
| Reaper on the right! | |
| Half. | |
| Meet your fate. | |
| Bastion! | |
| Bastion on the right! | |
| Hog on the left! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| What? | |
| Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! | |
| Oh man! | |
| Oh man! | |
| Ten seconds remaining. | |
| Ten seconds remaining. | |
| Score! | |
| Two to zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your... | |
| Sounds like a mountain China. | |
| ... ... ... ... ... ... | |
| Yo, real talk though, I want to say thank you to all you guys that support us on Castle Club, man. | |
| Real talk. | |
| You guys told all the fucking haters, suck a dick, and you guys are supporting us, and I really appreciate that, and that's how we're able to keep the show going now. | |
| Because the reality is, we had certain discussions before a certain date that YouTube didn't like, and we got demonetized for it. | |
| And I want to continue to have these conversations because it's important, especially now, after the event happened. | |
| And, uh, censorship's annoying, and it is what it is, and you guys are over here keeping us so that we can go ahead and give a middle finger to Big Tech. | |
| Demonetize on YouTube, banned on fucking meta, because we told the truth. | |
| And I appreciate you guys supporting us. | |
| Real talk, man. | |
| Love you guys. | |
| We're gonna give you guys the value that you guys want in a castle club, don't worry. | |
| I'm also gonna be tweeting on Castle Club too. | |
| Shit that I can't say on Twitter? | |
| Or the subscription stuff? | |
| I'll put it on there for you guys. | |
| I'll put it on there. | |
| - Oh, Zarya behind us. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Alright. | |
| And also guys, keep in mind that a lot of these people that are saying like "L, paywall, blah blah blah" We're almost at 4,500, by the way. | |
| Strong, by the way. | |
| Fucking love you guys. | |
| Almost at 5,000. | |
| We'll be at 5,000 by tonight. | |
| Fucking love you guys. | |
| I really do, man. | |
| The haters can't stop us. | |
| You H3 fans, you fucking Anus and Reach fans that are in the chat that get paid to talk shit. | |
| No W, man. | |
| No, no pushing W. No pushing W. We're for your team. | |
| You fucking dickheads. | |
| You guys can't stop us, man. | |
| The movement is too big. | |
| Because we know that you idiots are in our chat trying to sabotage you on purpose. | |
| You pieces of shit. | |
| W Castle Club, ma'am. | |
| Because we figured out that a lot of these dudes that talk shit in the chat are H3 fans and Anus and Reach fans. | |
| And they get paid to talk shit and be toxic in the chat. | |
| Literally get paid to do it, bro. | |
| That's how much our haters hate us, bro. | |
| Incredible. | |
| Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| Don't die first, man. | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| If you die... | |
| We hold them here, we hold them here. | |
| If you die, they got an opening. | |
| Keep going back. | |
| You're all alone there You can't be a opening You know you die last you can kill everybody Bastion is low You ran to the left. | |
| Zarya below. | |
| Sorry, I'll point one shot Come on man How? | |
| Yo, no Lucio on defense, man. | |
| Can we get a Mercy, please? | |
| Or Ana. | |
| Or something can heal. | |
| We gotta hold them here, man. | |
| Ah. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Let's hold the choke. | |
| Hold the choke. | |
| I'm ready for this! | |
| Behind you, man! | |
| I got two before I dive. | |
| Fucking Lucio's chasing me. | |
| There's two behind you, that's the one. | |
| Push up, man. | |
| You gotta fucking stop these idiots. | |
| Oh, let's break it. | |
| Damn! | |
| The fucking Bastion! | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Yo, this Torvon on our team fucking sucks, man. | |
| Where's the fucking damage, man? | |
| Now he does something! | |
| God damn, bro! | |
| Dude has seven... | |
| what? | |
| Fifty-thous man... | |
| Three minutes we gotta hold these fucking kids. | |
| Bash it on the right. | |
| You gotta get it. | |
| This weapon got killed. | |
| You gotta get it. | |
| Pass it one shot. | |
| Can I get some fucking heels, you fucking scrubs? | |
| Holy shit! | |
| He gets a carry pocket and you stupid fucks are just sitting there not helping out at all. | |
| Death ain't on my doorstep yet. | |
| I'm not going to die. | |
| Touch, man, touch, touch, touch! | |
| I can't, man. | |
| team is fucking garbage man | |
| Fucking stupid-ass Lucy on her team wasn't healing at all, bro. | |
| Just leave me weak all the fucking time, man. | |
| fucking scrubs. | |
| Yeah, Drew, you're going to get 17 for life, bro. - No. | |
| The 17 for life is the way to go, guys, because 97 only asked for a year. | |
| Now traveling to Busan. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Thank you. | |
| The smart code is just for 97 a year, guys. | |
| Someone said 70k a month, alleged monthly expenses sounds outrageous. | |
| Are you guys stupid? | |
| Do you realize that any of all the top podcasts cost that much to pretty much run? | |
| We got a full fucking staff. | |
| You guys want new bitches every fucking show. | |
| What the fuck do you think, man? | |
| Holy shit, some of you guys are fucking stupid, man. | |
| Look, what the fuck does that look like? | |
| 42-831, just for the past few days. | |
| For the past two weeks. | |
| Fucking idiots don't know shit about running a fucking business, man. | |
| God damn. | |
| Shouldn't even be explaining myself to some of you fucking dumb brokers in here, man. | |
| Fucking frustrating have you been lost with a condition? | |
| Can I get some help with Reinhardt? | |
| Of course not. | |
| Of course not, bro. | |
| Fuck you too. | |
| I can kill. | |
| I can kill. | |
| I can kill Ryan. | |
| Brains one? | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Get him then. | |
| Get him. | |
| You're on the objective. | |
| Push them out! | |
| I lost him. | |
| Nice. | |
| Kill some more. | |
| Oh shit, when did McCree join? | |
| Beaver, please come back. | |
| I don't know why you wouldn't swap. | |
| Yeah, no, it's so boring. | |
| Oh, fuck me. | |
| Let's kill this rank. | |
| Fuck him. | |
| We got him. | |
| He's got him out of my mind. | |
| To my will. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| He's a deckhead. | |
| Um. | |
| Wow. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh. | |
| Look at McCree. | |
| Come on, Cole. | |
| Oh. | |
| Look at McCree. | |
| Come on, Cole. | |
| Try a little harder. | |
| Yeah, Bally, you move too fast. | |
| I can't hit you. | |
| Object in reach. | |
| I'm standing for my left. | |
| Oh Thank you I'll break one break so long. | |
| Thank you You're dead Karikas one karikas one Right on cabin Oh, can you come back a bit please? | |
| Oh I know you can't hear me, but please Telepathically Don't think it worked. | |
| Oh, maybe. | |
| It was rain. | |
| He's almost by himself. | |
| Like, come back and kill him. | |
| Oh, that's just not fair. | |
| Right one shot Yeah range wrong Chop it like. | |
| Too late. | |
| He's solo hammering me down, man. | |
| Is this not American? | |
| Yes, it's an American. | |
| Are we an American? | |
| Bitch, why the fuck are we in American lobbies? | |
| Shut the fuck up and play the game, dude. | |
| Goddamn, man, you Europeans are annoying. | |
| Shut the fuck up and play the game. | |
| America! | |
| Let me shit up a sk- Fuck yeah. | |
| Be easy, Cap. | |
| This mom was about to fucking murder some children for nothing. | |
| Cause you motherfuckers aren't healing me at all. | |
| You guys fucking suck. | |
| That's the fucking problem. | |
| Not getting any heals from you fucking stupid Euro fucks. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| You know what you should do? | |
| Cry about it. | |
| Stupid Brits. | |
| Stupid fucking Brits talking shit. | |
| Your fucking country sucks. | |
| Wow. | |
| Pope, I was just called a Brit. | |
| That hurts more than anything else he said. | |
| Where are you from then? | |
| Where the fuck are you from? | |
| Not Britain anyway, Jesus Christ! | |
| That tiny country? | |
| Stupid Euro fucks. | |
| That shithole? | |
| Nah. | |
| Fuck that. | |
| Not tiny. | |
| Super tiny one. | |
| Super dead. | |
| Not real countries. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| It's basically four countries kind of, but like, shithole. | |
| I know. | |
| We landed the shithole for sure. | |
| I mean, it has a good transition, that's all I can say. | |
| Oh yeah, probably Trance was great, but... | |
| Oh yeah! | |
| Everything else shit. | |
| Oh my god, cry about it! | |
| Because, like, who asked? | |
| You still talking, dude? | |
| Yeah, yeah, I am. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm a Lucille. | |
| I'm doing my best here, you know Maybe don't join voice chat if you're not ready for voice chat shut the fuck up I know a lot of people who play this game has social anxiety, but like, it's... | |
| Just get over it. | |
| Jesus, deep breath. | |
| I'm supposed to be a T. I can't believe these people are, like, actual humans and not, like, cops. | |
| Are you an NPC? A woman is talking to me. | |
| Why are you even here? | |
| You stupid bitch. | |
| Wow. | |
| Wow. | |
| Oh, this is grit. | |
| Should be fucking making a sandwich right now on your dumbass on Overwatch. | |
| Guaranteed you're a mouth-breathing fat whore. | |
| Guaranteed. | |
| I don't think she's the one sitting in her fucking parents' basement, though. | |
| Parents' basement? | |
| Okay, good one, buddy. | |
| Good one. | |
| Yeah, no, am I wrong? | |
| Because you didn't deny it. | |
| I feel like I'm right. | |
| You sound like you have a neck beard as well. | |
| So calm your shit down. | |
| Humble yourself, because... | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| You would like that too. | |
| You would like that too. | |
| I don't want her to fuck me! | |
| I can get plenty of other people to fuck me, and I don't need her to fuck me. | |
| Okay, buddy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| The cape. | |
| The cape is just genuine curtiness, like... | |
| Jesus Christ, the cape is like basic human decency. | |
| Yeah, no, yeah, you think I'm Scottish, I'm not Scottish, so you're wrong with that one too. | |
| *Mario's voice* Yeah So anyways The cape isn't a cape. | |
| It's human decency if you didn't hear me It's human decency! | |
| It's a human decency! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Human decency! | |
| Do you have a problem with human decency? | |
| Because it's not hard to do. | |
| I've heard you show my decency. | |
| Human decency, you fucking pussy. | |
| Right. | |
| So, okay, first of all, why are you fucking two Americans in Europe servers if you're not- Social justice warrior, fuck. | |
| You're social justice warrior, bitch. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| You ever hear white nutty for this girl that won't ever- What social justice are we talking about? | |
| We're talking about human decency. | |
| So he's laughing at you, you fucking NPC. Yeah, I'm the NPC. You fucking NPC fuck. | |
| She's even laughing at you. | |
| You are straight out of GTA 5. | |
| You fucking... | |
| Straight out of GTA 5? | |
| It's not my job to keep you alive. | |
| You British people still playing that fucking game. | |
| I hope. | |
| I don't... | |
| I don't... | |
| I hear her. | |
| You don't even want to say what country you're from. | |
| What country you're from, you fucking dumbass. | |
| Where are you from? | |
| Yeah, you guessed twice you got it wrong. | |
| Twice, so... | |
| Guess who? | |
| What are you then, buddy? | |
| You can figure it out. | |
| You tried twice already. | |
| you're probably fucking your finding father's basically As you like to call it, basically. | |
| Fucking, you're Founding Fathers, see? | |
| I... Yeah? | |
| I... Where's the heal right now? | |
| Ah, because you walked inside of a fucking room that we couldn't... | |
| ...heaty through the walls? | |
| Right, you sound dyslexic, like, you're about to die again here. | |
| Kill the fuck out if you want heals. | |
| Yeah. | |
| The Europeans are so sensitive, man. | |
| We're sensitive. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Just give another child a gun, why don't you? | |
| Fucking why not? | |
| Look at you out there dead already! | |
| DUDE! Not my problem. | |
| This one's in shit. | |
| You're always A-A-A, still talking. | |
| *laughs* *pre-deploying* I still can't believe these are real people. | |
| *sad* *sad* Behind you, man, behind you! | |
| *sad* *sad* *sad* Oh, you still all died! | |
| Oh well. | |
| Uh, I don't know what you're crying about. | |
| Yeah, but can you gas or not? | |
| Like... | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm going fine, I don't know. | |
| *Mario's voice* That idea. | |
| Be proud, come on. | |
| Take the fucking point, man. | |
| Be proud to be your country! | |
| Come on, say it! | |
| He's embarrassed, bro. | |
| I'd be embarrassed too. | |
| He's capable for a bitch that don't even like him. | |
| She's been laughing at him the whole time. | |
| Do you think I'm embarrassed in my country? | |
| You are, you won't say it 'cause you're a bitch. | |
| Because you're trying to guess and you got it wrong each time so like I thought it was still the game at that point because Everyone's just off their head here. | |
| Uh, because there's a nano Genji. | |
| Are you fucking Indian? | |
| Yeah, I'm Indian. | |
| I am Hindu as fuck. | |
| Prez Geisha or whatever the fuck her name is. | |
| That elephant bitch. | |
| That's Ganesha. | |
| Yeah, whatever her name is. | |
| Prez her. | |
| Hey man, Ganesha is a cool boat. | |
| Don't insult me. | |
| Geisha is supposed to show up like... | |
| Can you just avoid me because like... | |
| Americans and... | |
| Yeah, no, I don't make some Americans. | |
| You literally just threw the game, bro. | |
| You literally went 10 and 10. | |
| I threw the game. | |
| You fucking scrub. | |
| You Europeans are fucking trash, you Irish fuck. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| You died like two times more than me in your DPS, so like 17 and 12. | |
| You deserve to get trapped by the IRA, you fucking pussy, you kilt-wearing, losing, bagpipes, smoking, dork. | |
| You fucking dumbass! | |
| This fat fucking whore doesn't give a fuck about you, you've been white knighting the whole time, you suck at this game! | |
| You fucking scrub! | |
| You suck dick at this shit. | |
| Can anyone tell me what the content plus is on Castle Club? | |
| The monthly sub doesn't have access to it, only yearly. | |
| Yes it does, bro. | |
| The monthly sub doesn't have access to it. | |
| I fucking explained it a million times, bro. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Give me a sec, China man. | |
| An-an-3 It's Irish or country? | |
| Right. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, we just lost that game because those kids fucking suck. | |
| Yeah, let's not join the fucking voice chair, man. | |
| Fucking scrubs, dude. | |
| People are dumb asses. | |
| Let's just play by ourselves. | |
| Literally fucking trash, bro. | |
| I don't need her to fuck me. | |
| I got plenty of people fuck me. | |
| Yeah, he's a fucking loser for that. | |
| So look, guys, this is for one of my cards right here. | |
| Y'all see that? | |
| This is for the business card. | |
| Y'all see that? | |
| 42,000 just in the past 15 days. | |
| That's called running a business, guys. | |
| Okay? | |
| For the past 16 days, 42K. It's called running a podcast, running a business, having a fucking payroll, having a squad. | |
| That's what it is. | |
| For you guys that are sitting there saying like, oh, why is the curse over here? | |
| It's called being an entrepreneur, you fucking dumbass. | |
| It's called paying for equipment. | |
| It's called paying for fucking staff. | |
| Like, bro, the fuck? | |
| We have a team of 20 people. | |
| The fuck do you expect? | |
| Team of 20 people, man. | |
| Five, four, three... | |
| This Four Food Inc. | |
| is a dumbass. | |
| You're an idiot, bro. | |
| Break it down! | |
| I just told you I got 20 employees. | |
| In fact, we pay 75k is fucking cheap. | |
| Dude says too many people. | |
| Fuck you, man. | |
| Like, some of you guys are just idiots. | |
| You enjoy the show and then you wonder why it runs so smoothly. | |
| It's because those 20 people that you want us to fire. | |
| Don't fuck No, nothing about being a business nothing about being a business and running a fucking being a boss when I running a business These motherfuckers are W2 employees trying to tell me how to run shit. | |
| Where are so many people? | |
| You guys want new bitches on the show? | |
| You guys want high-end shows? | |
| You want a producer? | |
| You want to be able to get the camera switches nice and crispy? | |
| What the fuck do you think? | |
| You think it's free? | |
| Someone said that's all in person's job next. | |
| Bit early. | |
| Forefoot Inc, you're a fucking idiot, bro. | |
| You're an idiot, bro. | |
| Fucking dumbass. | |
| I don't know shit about running a fucking business, bro. | |
| C-Rend EMP activated. | |
| I'm not gonna waste my time respawning your dumbass right now. | |
| No. | |
| Stick with it. | |
| This is much better. | |
| I'm not gonna waste my time. | |
| That's the media says, hey buddy, how about using less cameras? | |
| That will have you some money. | |
| Fucking idiot, bro. | |
| fucking idiots. | |
| They don't understand to be the best you have to do shit that other people aren't willing to do. | |
| That means having extra camera angles, that means fucking having high production quality. | |
| Shit ain't cheap, dumbass. | |
| Like, I really hate some of y'all niggas, man. | |
| Man, real talk, man. | |
| Some of you guys are thirsty for attention. | |
| Doesn't matter what I say, you just want fucking attention. | |
| I'm not touching. | |
| Maximum danger. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| You're broke-y fucking mindset. | |
| Hola. | |
| We're pushing. | |
| Let's push back. | |
| Make yourself useful. | |
| How's that this out there? | |
| It's Henry. | |
| My ultimate is almost charged. | |
| Yeah, boss, the robot? | |
| Draw. | |
| Heading back to the military. | |
| Head in the cloud. | |
| Put your grave down here. | |
| Don't fail. | |
| I see you. | |
| *sad music* You're in the hole! | |
| Oh, let's break it! | |
| Wow. | |
| Now this time, thanks. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's time to leave. | |
| Got the robot. | |
| Where there's pushing the barricade. | |
| Let's keep it up I'm really feeling the heat I'm really feeling the heat | |
| I'm feeling the heat Alright, alright *cough* We got my arm too here | |
| well uh Kill that. | |
| These barrels are smoking. | |
| Mine's you, Detroit. | |
| Can't try to burn me, son. | |
| We need this. | |
| We need to keep my fish. | |
| We need to keep my fish. | |
| Just the middle boy and we'll take the fish. | |
| On my way. | |
| That'll change your head. | |
| I'm not sure how to kill you. | |
| Ugh. | |
| Apagando la musica! | |
| Rally to me! | |
| Not exactly what I expected. | |
| They have the robot. | |
| Chance of victory decreasing. | |
| What's up? | |
| In the chat, in the chat. | |
| Can't put that off. | |
| We're about to lose the lead. | |
| Alert. | |
| The enemy is pushing the barricade. | |
| Your team has lost the lead. | |
| I'm a soldier. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| push up Get off the fucking speed boost dude Holy shit! | |
| Fucking Lucio, man! | |
| They still haven't seen my ace. | |
| 60 seconds remaining. | |
| I'm unstoppable. | |
| I'm not going to kill you. | |
| Efficiency rating: Maximal danger. | |
| How you was. | |
| 30 seconds remaining Ready to activate the EMP Stop the robot I'm really feeling the heat This will take time 10 seconds remaining No one need fellow No one leave fellow, no one leave fellow. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| We got 5 ultramans we can't lose this? | |
| It's ready, get in there and I'll hit you engaging the enemy That's easier than waves Got an enemy here Nanoboost that minute It's handled Let's close it, come out! | |
| Mines undeployed. | |
| Overtight. | |
| It's a new. | |
| Cheers, lads! | |
| It's time to save the world! | |
| Then we won! | |
| Let's go, Murn! | |
| Before it spawns. | |
| Coming back as Tracer. | |
| It's okay, we're warm, iron. | |
| Nice. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| The fuck? | |
| Surrender my will. | |
| I got probably like one more on me. | |
| okay I failed chat I'm sorry chat. | |
| I failed. | |
| I should have yelled louder than Myron so he's so he don't lose his voice Comment share subscribe on God. | |
| Yeah niggas hating on On Damn the discounts the discounts are expensive bro. | |
| Oh What else to it? | |
| No, man. | |
| They're always gonna cry, bro. | |
| Bro, it's free samples too expensive too, bro? | |
| Someone needs to fill this out. | |
| You don't have any necessary risks. | |
| Oh, it's not. | |
| Who that is? | |
| It's China Man. | |
| China Man! | |
| I'm Moe. | |
| I don't have a real scene. | |
| Huh? | |
| See, yo, Moe is in grip. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Whoa! | |
| I'm here to spot you. | |
| Whoa. | |
| But you have to put in the work. | |
| But y'all, am I to set up the show? | |
| Continue enjoying Myron. | |
| Go off on him. | |
| On the high noon. | |
| On my soul. | |
| I got you, man. | |
| You tangled with the wrong man. | |
| Two dead? | |
| All dead. | |
| They suck. | |
| Thanks, Doc. | |
| Goddamn, daddamn. | |
| Yeah, they're all there. | |
| Pog has no hook. | |
| oh wow Surrender. | |
| Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop it! | |
| Oh mercy! | |
| Damn it, it's all right. | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| Bye, you more area! | |
| Greetings. | |
| Amplifying your power. | |
| Oh, that'll do. | |
| That's a beat we found it. | |
| Barrels of smoke. | |
| You are with me now! | |
| Oh shit, they want me, they want me. | |
| Oh, I'm running! | |
| Nice kill, man. | |
| Got you, got you. | |
| I'm in the fallback now. | |
| Oh, I'm in the fallback now. | |
| Oh, I'm in the fallback now. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| They want to meet that too. | |
| I have a minefield. | |
| Thank you, Doc. | |
| That's it in your head. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I will screw myself. | |
| Fire is will. | |
| It's high. | |
| Let's go. | |
| You'll need more grit than that Nice man You know it man 2-0-1, 2-0-1 You can never do it Right, right, right, right Hold that, get shot The payload has reached By Moran She not counter | |
| Let's kill the pig Yeah, kill the pig. | |
| I know you didn't make it! | |
| You didn't make it! | |
| I know you didn't make it! | |
| You got this, Miren! | |
| Oh, you don't got this! | |
| Please! | |
| Pick up more copper. | |
| Where there's smoke, there's fire. | |
| Another one. | |
| It's time. | |
| You're stuck. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| Hog behind my run. | |
| Kill the hog. | |
| Nice kill. | |
| Nice kill. | |
| I'm really. | |
| Stick with it. | |
| Come on down. | |
| What a fuck. | |
| Now I'm just trying to get up. | |
| I'm ready. | |
| I'm ready. | |
| You got this man, you got this. | |
| They don't have shield no more. | |
| It's a great kill. | |
| Just shoot the Orisa, shoot the Orisa. | |
| Focus on our resume Oh My beyond tilt might be | |
| I don't care Yeah It's a shame that my parents not a cat cluster I think it's on Overwatch 1 map there, you can do more damage | |
| I can touch, I can touch Roll him over. | |
| I'm really feeling nice kill man Mine's gone for me You pinned me. | |
| I killed you, I killed you. | |
| You guys should be able to get it. | |
| The Ryan's all the way in the back like a dumbass. | |
| What an idiot. | |
| You want to pin me so bad I'm going to hit the ground | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Let's go! | |
| You like that boob, Myron? | |
| Our healer died first. | |
| For a second, let's do it more. | |
| No more. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Stay close. | |
| I can't feel you if you're coming. | |
| Yeah, if we win this, we got 9 and 3. | |
| We're 9 and 3 right now? | |
| No, we win this. | |
| You don't want me? | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| We're 8 and 3 right now. | |
| Find your strength. | |
| We are soon to need it. | |
| What is it again? | |
| 8 and 3 or 9 and 3? | |
| 8 and 3. | |
| If we win this, it's 9. | |
| 1. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| Lucio is flanking Let's move out Where there's smoke, there's fire Thanks Doc Thanks Doc | |
| Let's go Watch me, Myron. | |
| I'm gonna slam something. | |
| Myron, come back! | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| How you Yo this | |
| I Let's go We're cooking. | |
| Thank you. | |
| We cooking today, boyos There's a D.Va planking on your... | |
| There's a D.Va below you, man! | |
| Get out of the highbron! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fuck. | |
| I did my battle. | |
| *Clears throat* *Clears throat* I'll come back. | |
| We can't. | |
| We can challenge this. | |
| I have a... | |
| I have a mine too. | |
| Oh my god, wow, they chased me all the way. | |
| Where was I? Oh, I'm on, man. | |
| Let's stop that. | |
| These dudes are running four tanks? | |
| Bro, these dudes are fucking losers, man. | |
| Yeah, Mercury's not gonna do anything about them. | |
| I think they switched to try to counter me. | |
| I'm using Hainu in a switch Hainu is not useless It's just a piece of stuff. | |
| I promise. | |
| Yeah, switch, Maren. | |
| Switch. | |
| We don't need a honey. | |
| I don't know. | |
| What do I do then? | |
| Soldier and fucking... | |
| Other tank or healer or... | |
| I already got a healer. | |
| Or other tanks. | |
| They're gonna run down to us. | |
| Focus one damage, focus one damage. | |
| Bro, what the fuck man? | |
| Bro, what the fuck man? | |
| There's much for you to... | |
| Close that mark. | |
| Go! | |
| Focus one day. | |
| Focus one day. | |
| And get you down with me. | |
| My duty is being done. | |
| Forward, please. | |
| Let them up. | |
| Look at this man. | |
| Arisa Arisa No more Marin | |
| Go back Marin go back Can I run, can I run, can I run? | |
| Yeah, two forward. | |
| Okay. - I got you. - Enemy here. | |
| I got three! | |
| I got four! | |
| Let's go! | |
| A bad omen comes! | |
| I spotted enemy! | |
| *Mario's voice* Fuck! | |
| *Mario's voice* They switched off the tanks. | |
| Nice. | |
| What's up? | |
| Huh? | |
| Uh... | |
| uh yeah if i can get him yeah with extra what's it With extra, extra of the shit. | |
| Yeah, like, triple, triple, T-back, pause. | |
| 30 seconds we got this Myron 30 seconds we got this. | |
| Soldier on point, Myra! | |
| I've got you in place now. | |
| I got it! | |
| Scale the Mahomes! | |
| Meet your fate! | |
| I will never die! | |
| I will never die! | |
| Nice! | |
| Fuck those kids up. | |
| Yeah, chat, I can play Reaper 2. | |
| Yeah, chat, I can play Reaper 2. | |
| Y'all ain't know. | |
| Y'all ain't know. | |
| I can play Reaper 2, chat. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Look our stats, man. | |
| Goddamn, we carried it. | |
| Yeah, we carried our team. | |
| We got our team Yeah, let's call it here, let's call it here, Marin I'm gonna call it here. | |
| Let me see how much time I got. | |
| Give me a sec, China, man. | |
| Okay. | |
| W creep is crazy. | |
| *music* | |
| What do you mean? | |
| It can fry rice. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| What's wrong with the chicken fried rice? | |
| Is that some kind of meme? | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you guys. | |
| I got time for one more now. | |
| You got time for one more? | |
| Alright, we can do one more. | |
| We can do one more. | |
| Okay. | |
| We're 9-3. | |
| So chat, just so y'all know, special announcement for Castle Club Ninjas. | |
| We are going to have a Castle Club Discord for y'all as well. | |
| Yes, Castle Club Discord is coming. | |
| The only thing you have to do is you have to... | |
| Actually, you know what? | |
| Fuck it. | |
| You know what? | |
| Let's do Roku. | |
| I want to play healer. | |
| Let me play some Ana. | |
| Chat, you guys want to see some Ana gameplay? | |
| I'm playing DPS all day. | |
| I've been fucking these dudes up. | |
| DM me on... | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| DM me on either Discord, if you see my Discord account. | |
| Or Instagram. | |
| And make sure you have screenshots of you verifying your subscription. | |
| I will be looking. | |
| If you can't see me, find any of the mods. | |
| DM the mods and tell them. | |
| They will also help me out to verify your subscription. | |
| Yeah, we're going to have a Discord for y'all as well. | |
| It is invite only. | |
| Invite only. | |
| And make sure you are subscribed. | |
| You are a paid subscriber. | |
| And I will be checking for each account. | |
| So we're going to have a Castle Club Discord. | |
| We got a free Discord, but we're going to make a Castle Club Discord as well. | |
| So you guys can go ahead and network and say whatever y'all want and all that shit as well. | |
| So again, guys, we're really trying to make this thing like a community for you guys. | |
| So that you guys can, like, meet up with each other, hang out with each other. | |
| You're not alone. | |
| Because one of the things I noticed when we did the call-in shows a bunch is that you guys really, like, didn't have a network. | |
| And a lot of you guys were like, yo, I feel alone. | |
| I'm the only guy that thinks this way in my friend group, etc. | |
| Everyone's blue-pilled. | |
| So no more of that bullshit. | |
| Now y'all are going to have an army of people. | |
| And we're building up already, bro. | |
| I want 10,000 strong in Cal State Club. | |
| That way, my next goal is to do meet-ups. | |
| I'm going to jump in the gun here, but fuck it, I'm just going to tell you what I want to do. | |
| I want to have Castle Club sectors, chapters. | |
| We already got one in Dallas. | |
| I want one in fucking San Antonio. | |
| I want one in Houston. | |
| I want one in fucking LA. I want San Francisco. | |
| And we meet up and we do workshops in Central. | |
| We meet up and we hang out with y'all. | |
| And everything else like that. | |
| That's what I want. | |
| I want Castle Club to become a fucking army. | |
| A community of like-minded guys that got their shit together, that aren't fucking simps, that aren't blue pill losers, etc. | |
| I'm glad the paywall is here and you bitch ass niggas are complaining about not getting after hours for free anymore. | |
| Because you guys are the ones that we don't want in there anyway. | |
| Because you motherfuckers are the ones that probably subscribe to OnlyFans. | |
| You guys are the ones that watch porn every day. | |
| You guys are the ones that are blue pill fucking losers that watch Abba and Preach and watch Ishan Decline. | |
| And you sit there and you fucking cry about joining the community because you don't want to join the community. | |
| You just want to watch OFWars all day. | |
| That's the fucking problem. | |
| You fucking losers. | |
| So fuck y'all, niggas. | |
| We don't want to fuck with y'all anyway. | |
| Murray, you still give them 90% after hours though. | |
| You give them 90% after hours. | |
| Bro, and they're still crying. | |
| And they're still fucking crying, bro. | |
| 90% after hours for free. | |
| Y'all already got everything. | |
| Y'all already damn near see the whole show. | |
| Fucking losers, man. | |
| So, if you guys want to call up Pewa, all this other shit, cool. | |
| We don't want y'all in there anyway. | |
| We want real ones in there. | |
| We don't want you fucking dorks in there anyway. | |
| Fuck y'all niggas, man. | |
| They don't care. | |
| They want to whack off to girls on the show. | |
| Yo, CCL date. | |
| It's 17, you fucking dumbass, you retard. | |
| You know, nigga? | |
| You're getting hit from this channel. | |
| We don't fuck with you. | |
| Get the fuck up out of here, man. | |
| No more brokies. | |
| And honestly, I've been advised by a bunch of people. | |
| I should start banning you hater niggas because you guys are cancer. | |
| The cancer just spreads. | |
| So, we should just start banning y'all. | |
| Honestly. | |
| Because it's fucking cancer. | |
| Because you guys are paid to come in and purposely hate and fuck with what we got going on. | |
| You guys, it's not even like valid criticism. | |
| It's just like you guys coming in and hating to hate. | |
| Like, we should honestly ban y'all. | |
| I'm debating it. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Maybe I should ban y'all. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm thinking about it. | |
| But I've been told by many people we should ban you motherfuckers that come in and talk this shit because a lot of you guys aren't coming in talking shit on free speech. | |
| You guys are coming in simply to fuck with our shit because Abba and Preach paid you or Ethan and Decline or whoever the fuck hater ass podcast paid y'all to come in and talk shit and you guys are doing that and at that point it's not even fucking free speech. | |
| They're just coming in to talk shit. | |
| And now I see why everyone has their shit on members only. | |
| Now I see why people put their chats in members only. | |
| Now I see why they make it where you gotta pay to be in the chat. | |
| I see why now. | |
| We're the only ones that kept a free chat and kept it, like, whatever, and we got you toxic-ass fucking pieces of shit in here talking shit. | |
| We should just ban y'all niggas so you guys don't ever want to fucking... | |
| So you guys just get out of our shit. | |
| Because, honestly, we don't need the views from you niggas, man. | |
| Honestly. | |
| I don't even watch you loser-ass niggas watching us. | |
| But it's fine. | |
| I'll let you guys fucking rock for a bit. | |
| But a bunch of people told us that we should ban y'all, man. | |
| Honestly. | |
| And I can see why people ban you guys. | |
| I see why now, like, so many people ban you motherfuckers, bro. | |
| Because you guys come in and you guys are fucking cancer, bro. | |
| You guys are legitimate cancer. | |
| You guys don't come in to actually criticize. | |
| You guys come in to say your dumbass shit. | |
| And you guys get paid by the Ops. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'll think about it. | |
| I'll think about it because it's not even freedom of speech. | |
| It's just you guys just coming in to just derail everything we got going on. | |
| It's not even freedom of speech no more because it's not valid critiques. | |
| It's nothing. | |
| It's just literally just coming in to spam L Castle Club, L Fresh and Fit, you know, talk shit about fresh. | |
| I'm going to think about it. | |
| But honestly, y'all don't even deserve to be in the chat. | |
| Y'all deserve to be fucking banned, but I'm going to think about it. | |
| Because anyone else would have been Banjo. | |
| We're the only fucking idiots that let you idiots rock in here. | |
| And we honestly shouldn't. | |
| But we'll see. | |
| This is not even free speech no more. | |
| Just you guys, suck as shit. | |
| My hater niggas don't deserve free speech. | |
| Cause y'all come in here and you don't even fuck with us. | |
| I'm all about criticism. | |
| I listened to legit criticism before but you bitch ass niggas are in here just talking shit I'm here keep fighting | |
| I'm fine now. | |
| Get in there! | |
| Ah, I kill everybody! | |
| Time to carry. | |
| It's... it's fresh here? | |
| Did I hear her, Fresh? | |
| Yeah, I think Fresh is here. | |
| I got one? | |
| Go back, Maren. | |
| Go back. | |
| Woo! | |
| I almost died. | |
| I won't let you fall They're | |
| trash. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| They're trash as hell. | |
| Oh my god, they're trash! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm killing everybody. | |
| I am the DPS Oh Tracer can also watch behind you man Fuck, bitch. | |
| Stupid ass. | |
| Yeah, we fucked those kids up, man. | |
| I'm just gonna heal bot. | |
| I'm just gonna heal bot. | |
| Is this really a diamond game? | |
| Yeah, these kids are trash. | |
| - Hmm, I think I can make this worth my time. - I didn't say I realized that out of the 30K live viewers for after hours 80% of Simpson, 80, 20% actually mess with FNAF and those are the cast club members. | |
| I agree. | |
| Most of the people that watch After Hours don't really fuck with us, and that's what I'm realizing. | |
| This whole paywall thing made me realize that a lot of people who watch After Hours don't fuck with us, bro. | |
| 100% right, bro. | |
| 100% right. | |
| And that's from Excalibur. | |
| High IQ comment, my friend. | |
| Very, very true. | |
| You can't hide. | |
| Bad guys. | |
| Take him out. | |
| Oh fuck. | |
| They got me. | |
| Behind you man. | |
| Behind you. | |
| Be covering. | |
| You're gonna heal everybody now. | |
| Be covering my room please. | |
| I slept on McCree. | |
| Nice sleep. | |
| You're good. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fuck that McCree up, bro. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Chat, y'all saw that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I saw that. | |
| Let's go, baby. | |
| Let's go. | |
| think about this think about this think about this think about this oh my god oh my god They're pushing... | |
| They're pushing W. They're pushing W. They're pushing W. They're pushing W. Pog is anti. | |
| Kill the hogs here! | |
| We're eating bacon tonight! | |
| I'm coming, I'm coming to you, bro. | |
| Nuts! | |
| I'm good! | |
| I'm the best! | |
| Oh my god, I need you, man. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Enough whining. | |
| You're fine. | |
| Nice position, man. | |
| I see you, I see you, I see you. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Keep yourself alive, man. | |
| *Gunshot* It's okay I'm dead. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's okay, we got 70%. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Let's go, Hong Kong. | |
| Let's go, let's go. | |
| Iron, we need you to anti the Hog next time, okay? | |
| Save your nade for the hog. | |
| Slump them. | |
| Anti-heal. | |
| Oh, you got Suzu. | |
| You got Suzu. | |
| Okay, okay, okay. | |
| I will. | |
| Fuck again. | |
| It's time. | |
| Oh. | |
| This is not the end. | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| Oh shit, this might be winnable. | |
| I give the nano to McCree. | |
| Let's cut point. | |
| Nice nanoman. | |
| I have you. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| I've got you. | |
| Keep dying. - Step right. - I sleep. | |
| Keep a D.Va alive maybe? | |
| Thank you. | |
| He's running away from me. | |
| Hog on point. | |
| Hog on point. | |
| I'm gonna anti-nate him. | |
| Fucking dumbass. | |
| Let's go! | |
| We end it on the W. Look at my stats, Myron. | |
| I killed 32. | |
| Holy shit, bro. | |
| You're the DPS, I guess. | |
| You ain't heal shit. | |
| Yeah, I am the DPS. You ain't heal shit. | |
| You say you're gonna heal, Myron. | |
| I'm gonna kill everybody. | |
| I'm gonna kill everybody. | |
| Alright guys, we ended on 10 and 3. | |
| Yep. | |
| 10 and 3. | |
| We cooked on OpenCue and we cooked on Roque. | |
| Yeah, they want me out of... | |
| Yeah, I'm platinum 1 but I'm gaining 22% per. | |
| So that they're like, yo, this dude isn't supposed to be in platinum. | |
| Guys, I'm really like a diamond 2 I would say on healer. | |
| On Bill's account, I got into a... | |
| Yeah, I almost got to diamond one on Jay Bill's account. | |
| So like on this account, since I get banned all the time, I can't play it as much as I want. | |
| But yeah, man, I'm really like a... | |
| I would say a diamond level healer easily. | |
| Almost master probably. | |
| But anyway, guys, we got our show to do, so I'm gonna get off. | |
| Love y'all, ninjas. | |
| That's the end of the stream. | |
| So guys, come on over to Fresher Fit right now. | |
| Fresher Fit, right now, we're gonna go live on Rumble and on YouTube. | |
| Love you, ninjas. | |
| From this right into the next stream, the grind don't stop. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I got my little Starbucks here so I can get my voice back. | |
| Love you guys. | |
| Peace. | |
| Good luck, man. | |
| All right, man. | |
| Later, guys. | |
| I'm gonna clip the stream for you now. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| Clip it up so we can get our montage. | |
| And then I'll probably play later tonight too. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Stream again. | |
| Why not? | |
| It's okay. | |
| Get some rest. | |
| Your voice, man. | |
| I'll be fine. | |
| I'll be fine. | |
| I love you, ninjas. |
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