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May 19, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
08:04:15
Climbing To Masters w/ Bradley Martyn
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Alright, I think we're live.
Let me look here.
Let me double check everything.
Alright, we're live.
I see we're live on X.
Let's see if we're live on...
Hmm.
Let's see if we're live on Rumble.
Good chat.
It says offline on Rumble.
It says offline.
Yeah, it takes a second for it to go live on Rumble.
Yeah, back to the Overwatch days.
I know y'all remember.
W. Leach.
Ah.
They're already trolling?
Oh yeah.
Is it WReach?
These dudes are hilarious.
Alright, we're live on YouTube as well.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the stream.
I'm here doing a late night stream with Bradley Martin and Chinaman.
We're gonna play some Overwatch for y'all, man.
It's something a little bit different.
It's gonna be a good time.
Give me one in the chat if y'all can see the...
If you guys can see everything.
Overwatch for y'all, man.
Give me one in the chat.
Give me one in the chat if you guys can hear the audio good.
Awesome, yeah.
Me and Brad are about to cook here with Chinaman.
I can hear the audio.
Yeah, we got ninja hours right now.
And since I'm playing with Brad, guys, I'm gonna be, uh, and he's streaming on Twitch too, so I'm not gonna go as crazy as I usually do, but it's gonna be a good time.
Uh, let's switch to team chat, guys.
And yes, guys, uh, I will say that Brad is not trash, even though I'm gonna be calling him trash throughout this stream.
Okay.
Oh, man.
We're playing at the diamond level right now guys FYI so so we're pretty good Brad's lab on his switch as well Check him out on Twitch.
Uh, Brad and mine, guys.
Support him as well.
Open up another tab and watch Brad.
Reinhardt's low.
Reinhardt's low.
He's about to die.
Oh, let's go.
He's already melted.
Let's go.
The beaties are about to continue.
Mercy up top low.
Mercy up top low with, uh, Moira, I think.
And there's a soldier on a high ground.
Soldier on the hydrant.
And Ana too in the corner.
Ah shit.
Soldier shooting you guys in the corner.
I need to check him.
Ana low.
This Reinhardt's back.
Reinhardt's on point.
Don't focus on Reinhardt, you're too forward.
There's two people on top of you.
I ran away.
Yeah, don't do so tunnel vision.
If you have vantage, just take a high bomb.
Damn it.
Yeah, alright.
They're pushing up towards our spawn.
Soldier half, they got Sojourn.
Whoa, this Reinhardt's- What is he doing?
He could die!
He's Reinhardt's spawn, what an idiot!
Melted, alright, good stuff, good stuff.
Idiots!
Sojourn in top middle.
She's low, she's low.
He's gonna have to run away.
Soldier one!
Soldier one melted!
I'm about to die.
Oh man he popped his ult and got me.
I killed three of them man!
I've got you in my sights.
I need help me please.
Step right up.
Okay, big high noon, big high noon by Chinaman.
I got a visor.
Soldier low?
I got three, I got three.
He has a hammer down.
Guaranteed he has a hammer down.
Ryan is low, Ryan is low.
Heal McCree, got him, let's go!
I'm in the back running.
Alright, we got a point, we got it.
He's running though.
Woah, what the f***?
Alright.
I need to heal.
How was that?
Behind you man!
Yeah, she's low, she's low!
Got her!
Point, point, point!
No!
Get the point, man.
Okay, we captured.
Alright, alright.
I wasted my visor like an idiot.
We got it.
We got it.
I got 300 pin right now.
Playing for fucking China.
This is crazy.
Let me swap with you after this game.
Yeah.
If you guys are wondering, I'm playing Soldier Chat, Brad's playing Moira, and Chinaman's playing McCree.
I love how we call him Chinaman.
Yeah, that's his legit name, it's Chinaman.
Wait, what?
Yeah, we call him Chinaman.
What's his fault?
His real name?
It doesn't matter to him.
Last name Man, first name China?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go for high ground.
If you can, just follow me, man.
Soldier's half.
Soldier's half.
I'm shooting his doofus.
He's low.
Oh, fuck.
I got fucked.
If you can't follow me I'll hide all my enemies.
Don't fight him on low wall.
Ana.
Yeah.
Oh, Doom could die.
He's an idiot.
This Doom could die.
Dead.
Let's go.
Big pick.
Follow me on high ground.
Come on.
God damn it.
I don't know where you're at.
Oh my god.
Soldier is chasing me.
I got heals here.
Use my heals.
Soldier running.
Soldier is on high ground.
Let's go.
Soldier is dead.
Oh, soldier got hit with a nano.
Yeah, here we go.
Nano.
Fuck, dude.
Came way too late.
Bro, no way!
Okay.
Okay, Jesus Christ.
I'm running.
That was so shitty of me.
I faster.
I thought I would be able to get away.
We gotta group up.
We gotta group up.
We're trickling in.
Yeah, group up is more important.
I've seen tougher spots.
I'm here, I'm here with you guys, don't worry.
I died quickly.
We need to go Hygrom, please.
We're all up here.
Watch out, here he comes.
Give me a break, bro.
All right, we got one more fight.
We can't fight.
It's okay.
Doomfist is fucking destroying us.
I'm moving payload, man.
I'm moving payload.
I'm moving payload.
Soldier 1.
Soldier 1 on the high ground.
Soldier 2.
Good finish.
Good finish.
I'm moving payload.
I got a visor as well.
Kill this Doom.
Doom is one.
Fuck this, I'm probably a visor.
Melt these idiots.
Ana one shot.
Three of them over here weak.
I got Mercy.
Need help though.
Soldiers shoot me in the back.
And Doom idiot.
Oh my god, I don't even know how I'm alive.
Ana one.
Ana one.
Let's go!
Holy!
Get destroyed!
Let's go!
I'm out here!
Thanks.
All right.
Goddamn, dude.
That was sweat.
Yeah, that was sweat.
Hey, Brad, I hope you're ready.
We're about to get sweaty tonight.
Pause.
Oh, yeah.
Pause.
Pause They got a Hanzo on the bridge.
Hanzo on bridge.
Hanzo on bridge.
D.Va almost out of mech.
She's out.
She's out Hanzo half, huh?
Hanzo half.
And he slept.
He could die.
Hanzo could die.
He's one.
Nice, nice, nice.
Hawk got two, Hawk got two.
I'm moving payload.
Come on payload, keep going.
Three dead on the team.
Three dead.
Three dead.
Y'all got the advantage.
They got it right now, I think.
What?
How is that?
Oh, shit.
Nooo!
I caught her.
I was, man, but...
Wendobo!
Bradley!
Ultoman!
I need to fade!
Fuck!
Reaper got me. Reaper on payload. Reaper on payload one.
Nice sleep. Payload! Payload! Payload! Payload!
McCree chasing me man.
Yo McCree top middle man.
McCree top middle with a mercy pocket bro.
I got you.
All good.
300p.
I'm still doing good.
Alright.
I'm gonna play better chat.
Sorry guys.
Chat was like, play better.
Chats roasting you right now?
Nah, they're just haters, bro.
They're always haters.
They said well played.
Alright.
Oh, they said that the teammates got echo?
Let me fix this.
Oh, my bad.
I'll fix it right now, guys.
It's because, uh...
A LOWER MUN! Alright, now y'all won't hear the echo.
Sorry about that, chat.
That's why.
That sound bites so fucking funny, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh, he got more.
Oh no, he got more.
That one's so funny.
Alright.
Guys, give me ones in the chat if audio is good now.
You guys shouldn't hear anything.
It should be good.
Good audio, good video, everything.
Alright, cool.
Good sound.
Alright, perfect.
Welcome to the stream, guys.
Yes, we're playing Overwatch.
We out here.
We out here.
I love this fucking game.
I love this game.
Get this boy!
You idiot!
Okay, I got heals for you guys.
Sorcerer and weak.
I'm backing up.
Oh, what the fuck is this thing?
Moira to your left, guys.
Oh, that's a new character.
Oh, yeah.
That's a non-binary character.
A non-binary character.
All right.
I just died, guys.
So dumb.
Soldier can't even aim.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Three on four.
Three on four, guys, right now.
It's three on four.
Okay, three on three.
Three on three.
Three on two.
I'm back in the fight, though.
I'm back in the fight.
Ball's low.
Mora one.
Mora and Ana one in the back.
All right, we held them all.
Ball's coming.
It's a point.
Mora one.
Mora one, Sigma.
I need heal.
Please.
I tried.
I tried.
I couldn't.
I didn't have anyone left.
Sigma's taking a lot of damage.
What is Ana doing?
I got no one here.
Ana, hello?
In that room?
Venture on point?
Oh, what was that shit?
What is this Venture thing?
Venture one!
Does that shit knock you?
The Venture thing?
Yeah, she knocks you like she pushes you back.
Whoa!
Soldier in one shot up top?
Are we going to contest it?
Oh shit!
Soldier in here.
We can!
We can!
Alright.
Jump in there.
Nah, they got it.
They got it.
I'm taking Hydro and I'm backing up.
I need heal.
Goddammit, dude.
I wasn't there.
Ball, ball, ball.
He got away.
He's annoying.
He's annoying.
Ana on payload weeks.
Venture 2.
Three of them on payload right now just chilling.
Ana low.
Moira 2.
Ana low in the back.
Oh shit.
Don't jump down.
Don't jump down.
I'm not.
Let's go stay on him.
Ball slow, ball slow, ball slow.
Not so fast.
Help hug if you can.
Let's hide, hide, hide, hide.
We need to hide!
Moira 1 Uhhhhhhhhh What the fuck?
I got one?
Nano me!
Alright, let's go Nice, nice, nice trying to map Oh, my God.
Adventure running.
Alright, I'm taking Hydron again.
Sorcerin, she's going around the she's going around the back.
Ball is low.
Oh my god.
They're going, yeah.
Oh, nice.
Ball behind you.
Ball down.
Ball on payload.
Running.
It's below you.
He's below you.
He's so weak, ball man.
Nice.
Brody, your positioning is pretty good.
In and out, in and out, nice.
Thank you, thank you.
Alright, this is where we hold these scrubs.
Balls behind our, um, oh, oh!
We lost one, we lost one.
Alright, get out of there, get out of there!
I'm backing up.
Excavation initiative!
Fuck.
I was around the corner, bro.
Keep pushing me.
Stupid ass Venture, man.
She's getting power.
Nice, nice, nice.
On a low.
I'm shooting the Venture as well.
What does this bitch do?
Got her, got her, got her.
I got three, I got three.
It's okay, I got three, I got three.
Alright, we got it, we got it.
Ball's the only one alive.
He's in the back hiding, scrub.
I'm taking high ground again.
We got like one more fight and we got this shit.
Where's Ball?
He's back towards the storm.
I thought Ball died.
No, no, he's alive still.
He's still alive.
Annoying ass fank.
Sorry, I'm not.
I'm so locked in.
I'm not reading chat right now, guys.
Oh, I'm backing up.
Oh, nice hook.
Watch out, Brad.
Don't die.
Oh, Brad.
I thought I was in front of me!
Ass bro!
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
They're burning ultimates right now.
Venture low?
Venture dead?
I'm running.
I'm running right now.
I'm literally fucking running for my life.
They're chasing me.
Oh, what a hook on this ball, though!
Sojourn weak as fuck on the right.
Let's go, Hog.
Let's get this bitch.
Oh, this ball keeps getting hooked.
Ball's one.
The ball's one. - How's wrong with me, man?
Trying to help our Hog.
Mercy top middle.
Mercy's going towards the top middle.
I need you.
I need you.
Soldier in top middle.
Soldier in top middle.
I think she dropped down.
Ah, fuck.
I can't heal.
Ball, ball, ball on our hog.
Nice sleep.
Soldier coming.
Soldier coming.
Flanking.
Soldier flanking with a Mercy.
Ant Ball.
Goddamn!
Three of them flanked me on the left.
Three flanked me on the left.
Hook, hook, hook.
Hook someone.
Bro.
All right, this is gonna be where we get clutch.
Pop it by the load.
Let's go.
Ball week, ball week, ball week, ball week.
Let's go.
What?
Sojournano next to me.
God damn.
Oh my God.
You guys win this.
I killed her healer.
Nice.
Nice.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Let's go, baby!
We got that W! We got that W! Alright, the official record right now is we are 1-0!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He's a trash man.
Yeah, this kid is trash, bro.
He had a mercy pocket the whole time, man.
This scrub literally had a mercy pocket the whole game, dude.
And the nano.
And they still lost.
Give me a mercy pocket and see what happens.
Give me half a minute, man.
I swallow my VPN. Wait, what?
China, man, why do you always do this, man?
What?
Alright, hurry up.
Switch.
Just switch.
Just switch.
Man, always switching VPNs and stuff.
Alright, let me look at the chat real quick.
See what y'all ninjas are saying.
This guy said, Brad, you're the only one that knows how to run a podcast.
Kyle better keep paying you.
Funny.
It's like they read our conversation earlier.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, guys, we're playing Overwatch 2 right now.
For some of you guys that are wondering, I did a podcast with Bradley.
Matter of fact, I'll show it on screen for y'all real quick.
If you guys haven't seen this interview, you need to go check it out right now.
Let me show you all real fast.
Literally...
It's doing good numbers, too.
Right.
Let me see.
Let me show it on screen.
Yeah, no, it's crushing.
It's doing really well.
Oh, wrong screen.
I've got to move it.
Give me one sec, guys.
I'm going to show y'all here in a second.
I just got to move my OBS and stuff.
So here's the interview right here, gentlemen.
Oh, China Man's back in.
Alright.
While we queue up.
So...
This is the interview right here, guys.
Me and Sneeko.
270K. We're beating everybody else out because we lit.
Four days ago.
Three plus hours.
This was really a five-hour podcast, guys, but we talked about certain things.
It was.
It was.
So, but no, it's always good hanging out with Brad.
And during this conversation, guys, I found out that Brad plays Overwatch.
And I was like, wait, you play Overwatch?
What are you writing?
And he was like, oh, I'm a diamond.
I was like, wait, what?
Because here's the thing, guys.
If you reach diamond level, that means you're officially a sweaty.
And what we call a sweaty, guys, in this gaming world is someone that actually tries.
So...
When he said, I'm a diamond, I was like, oh shit, I'm a diamond too!
So, I was like, yo, let's play!
I think the people would enjoy to see two guys that aren't really gamers like that playing a game.
And yeah, man.
Because once you make masters, guys, you pretty much start getting into the top 500 in pro level once you get into there, depending on the region that you're in.
So, we're going to document for you guys us climbing to master.
So, that's what we're going to do here.
- What's we're gonna do?
- A soldier needs a cause.
- I'll see this matter resolved.
- Oh, we're in the thick of it now.
- All right, time to rock these boys.
always switch to team shot Alright time to rock these boys try to show some discipline Someone said they learned a lot about Myron and they didn't know.
Oh yeah, we talked about a bunch of stuff.
Junker Queen on point right now.
She just used Scream.
She's on the right hand side.
Junker Queen is low on point and she just used Scream.
She's literally on the left.
One shot.
She's one!
Got her!
Let's go!
Baptiste is one!
Let's go, man!
The beaters will continue, you scrubs!
Ana ran away.
Ah, fuck.
Alright, we got this, baby.
We got this.
We got this.
Let's go.
Oh, I got a mercy pocket.
Time to destroy.
They got a monkey Monkey on right, monkey on right, monkey on right Your end is within my control They got a McCree now.
He's on the left.
Monkey on me in the back.
Monkey on me in the back.
I'll put down a heal for y'all.
Got a heal down for y'all.
Zen is one!
Get melted, Zen!
I'm taking Hydra on the left.
I'm taking Hydra on the left.
McCree on the right.
McCree on the right.
Be careful, Brad.
Hide!
Hide!
I'm right!
That's fine.
Monkey on the left, too.
I don't even know where he's at.
He's on the left.
He's on the left.
Monkey and Ana on the left.
Sojourn on the...
McCree and Monkey on the right.
Monkey low.
Monkey one.
That's nice, nice, nice.
McCree on the right, McCree on the right.
Kill this idiot.
McCree on the right.
Hit that boy with the rocket.
Let's go!
Ana?
Ana one.
Melted.
These kids are terrible.
I got a visor, by the way.
Monkey?
Monkey and Sojourn?
Let's go!
On our team?
Yeah, she is.
McCray on the right.
McCrayon right McCrayon right Monkeys already have oh Oh, what?!
Alright, nice rise.
Oh, watch out.
I'm running, I'm running.
Ah, fuck.
I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
We got it to 90.
Sojourn on the left.
McCree on the right.
Sergeant on the left.
McCree low on the right.
Hellpack room.
Monkey behind us.
No!
McCree on the right, guys.
He's getting high noon.
Oh my god.
I fell off.
I fell off.
Monkey gone.
It's hot.
I can't get away with this.
That's fine.
We just gotta win one more fight.
The Zarya's been holding grab forever.
I'm ready to- Oh, what the- I got the- I got the sojourn?
Help our- help our- help our, uh- Monkey low, monkey one!
Let's go!
I got two!
I got two!
Who's left?
McCree, kill this idiot!
Come here, cowboy!
Come here, boy!
Get fucked!
Ana!
Ana and Zen!
Ana and Zen last two!
Ana and Zen last two!
Ana, try to come in?
Let's go!
The beaters will continue!
Easy.
Score.
Zero Follow my lead I'll make sure this goes smoothly.
Your worth is a hypothesis.
Prove it.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Merlin, I see that comment about the gym.
I'll do a video like that, I will.
Yo, Brad, we haven't done a workout video, have we?
Pause.
No, no, we haven't.
We need to do one, bro.
Yo, watch out, hog, hog, hog, hog.
Ah, he's half.
He's half.
Okay.
Nevermind.
We gotta pick, we gotta pick, we gotta pick.
Oh, we got two picks.
Good stuff, China, man.
Pog?
Pog is running?
He just used a self heal, too.
He's low.
He's half.
Fog is low.
He can die.
Hana dead.
Pog dead.
Kiri?
Let's go.
Tracer.
Okay, nice.
We got point.
I'm gonna take high ground.
I'm gonna take top middle high ground.
Mercy, if you need...
Just flatten me if you need to run.
Try to fight from point if we can, guys.
Try not to die from the poke.
Oh, shit.
I hear footsteps.
I think they're coming up behind us.
I hear footsteps behind.
Yo, Tracer trying to...
Tracer on point.
Tracer on point.
Hog on the left.
Hog is over here on the left.
Watch out.
Don't get hooked.
I'm in. McCree on the bottom left.
McCree won!
Oh, she hit him with a nano.
Yeah.
Thanks, man.
Okay.
We're outnumbered.
Stay sharp.
I'm just jumping off.
Fuck it.
Jumping all the time.
You ain't gonna get that kill.
I just jumped off so I could rebuild the shell.
McCree, bottom middle.
Good kill.
He just hooked him up.
Help Mark.
Help Mark.
Fog has one!
Chris, are behind us?
Hog no hook, hog no hook.
Tracer one!
Got her!
Let's go!
Ana?
Let's go.
We got it.
I got Visor.
Take high ground again.
Two more fights and we got this, guys.
Two more fights and we got this.
What else we got?
Okay, we got an overclock and a visor.
Don't die, don't die.
Oh, fuck, man.
Okay.
We gotta play back a bit.
Pog is coming in.
They got a Reaper now.
No Tracer.
Reaper now.
Bro, that was bullshit.
Okay, we lost On a low?
On...
Hog low!
Hog low!
Got him!
Whoa!
McCree on me!
Oh!
McCree one!
McCree top middle!
It sucks, man!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Reaper and McCree over there.
Reaper and McCree.
McCree one!
Breaking them down!
I need your boyfriend to kill me pussy.
Pog is low.
There's a Reaper.
Reaper too?
Reaper low?
On point?
McCree on the right.
Oh my god.
Eeeeh man, that's not good.
Fuck.
Okay Score One to one.
Alright, we got it this one.
The best laid plans have backup plans.
We're smoking them too.
Like, we're doing better.
Like, us three.
I don't know what it is.
You need an Ana, you said, Trineman?
Ana, Trineman, your mic's not working if you're talking.
Yeah, we can't hear you.
We have Ana on the team, though, now.
Yeah.
Oh, I know why.
He doesn't want the...
so the hog can't heal himself.
That's why.
I'm gonna try to take high ground on the right.
This shit always ends up with a problem.
McCree half.
Hog.
Hog!
Oh, you got Tracer and Hog up here with me.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
Hog's up top right!
Hog's up I can't get away with this.
Good ass, Tracer.
The fuck you, bitch.
You're lucky you got a healer, pussy.
Yo, hog on point.
Hog on point.
No hook on the hog.
No hook on the hog.
He's one.
He's one.
Tracer on point, too.
That fucking N is on him.
McCree on the right.
McCree on the right.
Shoot me guys in the back.
McCree on the right.
Tracer on point.
Tracer on point.
One.
Bro.
Aw, man.
That Charcer's low.
Did we get her?
She's low, she's low.
I've got a heal on point for you guys.
Wow, she would nano her.
Get fucked, idiot!
Alright.
Yo, it's just us three in here fighting.
Carry on point, carry on point.
She ran.
She TP, she TP. I'm an idiot.
Oh, I'm an idiot!
Fuck!
Damn it!
I was so close.
Thanks.
Kree high nooning our point.
Yo, in Crusoe with the gifted.
Thank you, brother.
Appreciate the five Putting heals down to me guys here I get some healing Get some healing!
Tresor trying to flank left.
Hog no hook.
I'm taking high ground with the visor.
It's about to rain down on these boys.
Let's go!
Oh, time to melt him!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Four dead.
McCree's the last one.
Kill that dummy.
Let's fucking go.
Alright, I'm on the high ground right now.
I'm gonna be top left.
They're probably gonna chase me.
We got a cage.
Perfect, perfect.
Try to trap as many of them as you can in there, bro Paul coming in Hawk trying to come in.
No hook, no hook, no hook.
Tracer on the high ground, trying to chase.
Backing up.
Oh, you fucked me up, bro.
You pretty fucked me up bad.
I'm backing up.
We lost three.
Backing up.
Goddamn.
That full hit every shot.
Tracer!
Let's go!
Let's go!
4 on 4!
4 on 4!
I just got the Tracer.
Idiot.
No bro, get out of here.
Red trash.
Oh No, oh my god, I'm trash I got hooked.
Kill the hawk, kill the hawk. kill the hawk.
Got him.
Two dead on their team.
Two dead.
Three dead on their team.
Kirion Tracer is the last one.
Kirion Tracer.
No recall.
No recall on that idiot.
She's low.
Carry!
Carry one!
Carry one!
I got a visor for this fight.
Hog trying to come in.
Tracer trying to flank right.
Watch out!
and I'm with you McCree life I've got you in my head Yeah, you better run.
Hog is one!
Hog is one!
McCree one!
McCree one!
McCree one on the right!
I mean, on the left.
McCree to your left, Brad!
McCree to your left, Brad!
McCree to your left!
One shot!
Got him!
Hog one!
Hog one Winnable Winnable Hog one Let's go Let's go Chase is the last one And Kerry Kerry on the left Kerry on the left And Anna Dead Let's go Let's fucking go Clutch Oh yeah Oh, yeah.
Hog one!
Oh, yeah.
These dudes are getting smoked by niggas that go to the gym and podcasts.
Let's go!
Yeah.
Dad, sorry, yo, chat.
I can't read.
Dad, that J-Pose is my wrist.
The guy from Fresno.
Can't read chat when I'm playing.
Like, I will not listen to that.
Yeah, guys, guys, you do realize, like, we're playing this shit, like, yo, they think we're playing at, like, gold or platinum or something.
Like, bro, oh, we're Diamond 4 now, gang.
Bro, guys, do you understand that when you play at this level, there's no choice.
You have to sweat.
You have to sweat, man.
Oh, shit.
I can't get in the voice channel.
Oh, now you're in.
Now you're in.
We got you now.
This game is bugging.
Where are you in here?
This game is bugging.
He was in here.
He just couldn't talk.
Yeah.
This game doesn't want me to talk.
It's probably because you're from China.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Amazon hates China.
Damn This is fun man I love this fucking video game.
No, it's great, man.
Echo, you want to jump in?
I have a friend who's really good.
Do they want to play now?
Or can we run a game without them, or they want to jump in now?
Echo, get ready for the next one.
We'll play the next one.
He's good, though.
He's really, like, you'll see.
Okay.
I mean, I don't mind bringing him in if he wants to come in.
That's cool.
Oh, he's not trash.
If he's trash, I'm going to roll some.
No, no, he's...
Oh, no, he's lit.
Team chat.
Alright, let's rock these boys.
Let's rock these boys.
My old command team let's do better this time All right, we're doing all right now chat we're close These games are sweaty, though.
I ain't gonna lie.
Yo.
Oh, lord.
Alright.
Alright, Doomfist on the bridge.
Like an idiot.
He's on the right.
Oh, he's low.
Oh, they got a Widow.
They got a Widow, Brad.
Be careful.
Alright, I'm gonna move payload.
Fuck it.
Nobody's on payload.
Doom's on payload here.
He's half.
Oh, he missed his punch!
Nice job, dummy!
Oh, they got ash too.
They got ash.
be careful.
Lifeweaver in the back?
There you go.
Fuck you dumb dick ass.
We lost two.
We lost two.
Doom is weak on the right.
Okay, he ran away.
They got our ball.
Come on.
Bro.
Nice sleep on- Oh, Doom is won!
Doom is- Oh, he got cleansed.
Oh, Ash on our right!
Dude, this Ash is out of position.
Bro, we can get this Ash.
He's way out of position.
Everybody died.
Alright, Ash is dead.
Ash is dead.
Let's go.
Bro, they're heading headshots over here.
Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom behind us.
On the left, weak.
On the left, weak.
Yo, Brad, look to your left.
There's a Doom to your left.
Myron, don't look at Doom.
Don't look at Doom.
Just push the payload half the ball.
Widowmaker man.
We need to heal.
Bob is low, Bob.
Bob is low.
We're making it really hard to get out there.
Doom here?
Doom, I'm shooting, I'm shooting, I'm shooting.
I'm popping visor.
Of course.
Of course!
They burned two ultimates for that visor.
They used Kitsune rush and they used Shriek.
Oh, Doom right here.
Oh, he's low!
Doom could die!
Doom could die!
There we go!
Nice, nice, Brad.
Good finish.
Let's go.
That's a big one.
Let's get rid of this annoying-ass Ash and Lifeweaver.
Kiri, Kiri, Kiri!
Whoa, there's a Kiri right next to you, bro.
She teleported, she teleported.
Nice, nice coalescence.
Doom is on point!
Doom is on- He missed the punch!
Doom one, Doom one, Doom one!
Lifeweaver?
Ah, bitch-ass fucking Tracer, bro.
Where, where, where?
I'm fucking...
I'm melting the fucking...
Yeah, that nano, bro.
We didn't need it, but that's fine.
They got scared, though.
Fine.
Damnit.
It's fine.
We're moving payload, so...
The ball is just fucking around.
Pushing it back.
Doom is above us with Tracer, I think.
Doom is on payload.
Doom is on payload.
He's half.
He's half.
Thanks.
Doom is one.
He can die.
Tracer?
Tracer behind you guys?
He ran away.
Oh god damn it dude.
Doom is up.
He's running.
He ran away.
He ran away.
He wasted a meteor strike to not die.
Oh, he's low.
He's one.
Doom is low.
Doom low.
Doom is very low.
We're moving payload.
It's fine.
Don't push, Marin.
Don't push.
Yeah, I'm not.
Doom got slapped.
Idiot.
Idiot.
One shot up there.
Oh, he's one.
Doom is so low, man.
They got a McCree now.
They got a McCree.
McCree on payload McCree on the high ground McCree McCree up top.
McCree up top.
Be careful.
He's low.
What the hell?
There's Ash behind us.
He's one.
Got her.
Let's go.
These kids suck.
Let's go.
Number one.
Kiri?
I got him.
Let's go.
Time to clean up now.
Let's go.
You guys are all gonna die today, baby.
Let's go.
Get fucked.
Let's go, I'm chasing this life weaver down.
Come here, boy!
Oh, he ran away.
Oh, oh, here you are, fairy boy!
Come here!
He's one, he's one!
Let's go!
I'm sure I do him, I'm sure I do him.
He's low, he's low.
He's about halfway.
No, man!
He's low, he's low.
He's low.
He can die!
Dumas, one!
Good shit.
He's getting bullied this whole game, bro Lifeweaver on top on the left We need to go back.
We need to go back, Maren.
We're down ahead.
Survive.
Survive.
I'm back now.
I'm back in the favor.
Do my love.
Don't survive by yourself.
Survive.
All right.
You need to read the team.
Hey, load.
So.
Get on.
Go.
Shield.
He's half.
I got heal right here.
I got heal for you right here.
Meteor strike!
Okay, it's okay.
This Doomfist sucks.
Don't run too far.
No, I'm just trying to get him to Meteor Strike away.
Jesus Christ.
Doom is low over there on the left.
I got no heal.
You can win this.
You guys can win this.
You can die.
Win this.
You're gonna live bro.
You're nano.
Let's get in here.
I'm trying to get a visor.
I'm trying.
I'm 92.
92 to it.
92 to it.
92.
Time to go clutch.
Time to go clutch, boys!
Let's go!
We're in here!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh my god, man!
The ball didn't even touch the point, bro.
He was right there!
We had it.
We had it.
Two to zero.
Oh, that sucks.
Fuck, dude.
That's the worst way to lose this fucking game.
It's fine.
We just gotta full hold them, dude.
Which I think we could do.
They suck.
Their doofus is trolling.
Every soldier needs a cause.
More field research?
Grand.
I gotta stream on Twitch.
I mean, excuse me, on Twitter.
Yeah, dude.
It's good.
Where do you get the stream key?
Is it in, like, studio something?
Nah, you just link your Twitter account and it does it automatically.
Oh, word.
What the fuck?
Yeah, restream will just do it automatically for you once you link your Twitter account.
Like right now, I'm on Rumble YouTube X. I'm everywhere.
Elon made it easy.
Yeah, he made it easy.
Shout out to Elon, man.
That's fucking dope.
They got Lucio Ana.
Ana Lowe.
You need to get out of there, man.
Doom is low.
Doom is low next to our ball.
We need to run now, man.
Doom up there with you.
Doom up there with you.
One shot on him.
One shot on him.
Nice.
Bro.
McCree, McCree, McCree over here.
He's dead.
Goddamn McCree.
Sombra 1.
Sombra 1.
Good shit.
We won the fight.
We won the fight.
Yo, McCray is literally your worst enemy, bro.
Oh, he is.
I hate that motherfucker.
Bro, he's gunning straight for me.
Yo.
He soccer-tossed the fucking stun thing.
Oh shit.
Do him up top.
Do him up top with you.
Do him up top.
He's half.
Do him up top.
No one helped me?
I wasn't there yet.
I was second from healing you.
Thank you for that finish.
Ana in the middle.
Ana in the middle, guys.
Whoa!
I don't know how I'm still alive, thank you.
Doom?
Doom behind you, and...
This guy.
I'm not shooting at the bottom.
I'll hit that boy What a beat by that fucking Lucio I Doom is nano- I'm shooting the Doom, I'm shooting the Doom!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Holy crap, bro.
They're all over the place, man.
They burned two ults, though, to stop us.
They burned nano and they burned beat.
I'm helping you, Baptiste!
Kill it!
Got him!
Got him!
He sucks!
Let's go.
They lost their doom.
Let's go.
I've got meds.
Who needs them?
Lucio won.
Lucio, good finish.
Oh, McCree below.
What the hell?
Yo, there's McCree behind us.
He's on the left.
He's on the left.
Just hide.
Just hide.
Just hide, buddy.
Yeah.
I hit him with a helix.
Run back, man.
Run back, man.
Stay out of my way.
Bro, come on.
Come on.
Stay with the Badista.
Stay with the Badista, Myron.
Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom!
Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom!
Turn around, Baptista, he's low!
Show him, dude!
Show him his dumbass!
For sees me your strike fucking scrub complete recovery Pop advisor, let's go That warms the ball, why?
Doom one!
Doom one!
Watch your back!
Dude, there were four of them around me, man.
God damn it, man.
Dude, why am I kidding?
We can't get away with this.
Doom is low, Doom is low, Doom is one.
He's top middle, he's top middle, he can kill him.
Oh, go point, go point, go point!
Help Bo!
Yeah, don't look at the door!
You need help!
Someone need help!
Bro, he's always like in the background by himself.
Do him on the right.
Can we kill this in here, please?
God!
Sombra on the side.
We got no tank, so you need to stay with the healer.
They'll regret that.
Just stay with the bodies till you're good.
I don't even think he's in chat, bro.
It's 9:30.
You got a hold of your guys.
Aw man.
I'm not gonna lie.
That playstyle of, like, all spread out is super fucking difficult.
Yeah.
That was fucking terrible.
You sucked it up there, Brad.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
Bro, everyone was so spread.
I don't know if it was because we had the ball or because of the kind of characters they picked, but everyone was across the map.
Yeah, nah, bro.
I'll be honest, man.
I don't like it when we have ball as a main tank, bro.
It's just annoying.
Like, I would have preferred a Roadhog on that to, like, hook that Duma bit and kill him.
More.
I mean anything that just would have kept people a little closer because like there was zero wall at all.
It was just like every man for themselves.
Our both suck.
That's all.
There's no more explanation.
It's a sock tank.
Oh shit!
I forgot about Echo.
We're two and one now guys?
It's two and one right?
Fine we'll get him in next game.
What's echo?
A good tank, too.
Oh, good, good, good.
That's what we need is a good tank, bro.
Or I can play a tank.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Oh!
A night mission brings back memories.
Over here!
Lu Cheng understands an important fact.
Alright.
Let's rock these boys.
I need my get back right now.
Oh, go to team chat by the way.
I'm on high ground above y'all, okay?
They got a Pharah.
Alari.
Hog coming in Pharaoh drop down low Barrow drop down low.
The objective is now.
No.
Biotic healing ready for use.
No.
Ah.
Thank you.
We got one.
We got one.
Oh, this hog could die.
Hog is low and so is Moira.
On point.
Jesus.
Fuck.
God.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Focus on Pharah, man.
Yeah, I will.
Pog.
Pog low.
Focus on Pharah.
She's just sitting on point.
I'm shooting her.
She's on point still, bro.
Can't get him the point.
And they got a thing in there healing them, by the way.
the Alari fucking thingy is healing him Should we go a different way?
Back in up Pog is in front Feral one!
Dude!
Oh my god.
Tracer to the left, bro.
Traits it to the left, man.
Surrender to my will.
The ENV, Leoc Simon!
Gale de Maroc!
Hog is one!
I've got you in my sights.
Hog is one!
Open your eyes.
Feral one.
Point!
Point!
Yo, China man, China man.
Stop screaming, bro.
Stop fucking screaming.
Relax.
That is so funny.
I can't lie.
It's so loud, man.
It hurt my ears, bro.
It's really funny.
Hog.
Hog in front.
Oh my god you dirty bitch You fucking whore, bro.
This shit fucked all of us up.
Yeah man, that fucking...
Raj came out of nowhere, man.
She came out of nowhere, man.
She came out of nowhere, man.
I didn't even hear her, dude.
She must be walking on the ground or something.
I said, Byron wants to say angry gamer words so badly.
Yeah, I do.
I want to scream like Chinaman as well, but we're on YouTube, so I'm like, ah.
I can't say everything I want to say.
We're on YouTube and twitch and you're streaming on twitch as well, so I'm not going as crazy as I usually do I don't think I don't think the healers are in chat or No, sorry.
I don't think the Baptiste is in chat, bro.
I love this map, though.
Alright, this one's gonna be a bit better than the last one.
Last one was annoying.
I love this map.
I love this map.
Alright, let's kill them then.
What is that guy doing, bro?
I don't know.
Be an idiot, bro.
We lost our tank.
Whoa, Hog here.
Hog is in our spawn.
First one to right.
That's better.
Morrow one.
Morrow one on the left.
Watch out for the Hog.
Hog no hook on the left.
Hog no hook on the left.
Tracer behind.
Moira low.
Tracer on the left guys, Tracer on the left, be careful.
Go point, go point, go being one way.
Yeah, I'm a go on point, I'm a go on point.
I got it right now.
Tracer's on the top left, Tracer top left.
Hug no hook in front.
Hug no hook in front.
I'm shooting the hell out of him.
Hog on the right hog on the right hog on the right could die Tracer dead Hog on the right three of them on the right all them on the right Oh, they got a window too.
You need a rum iron.
I am.
I am.
I don't know how I'm alive, but I am.
Fields on line.
Gale the Mahalo.
Pharoah?
Pharoah one?
Pharoah one?
Good finish.
Good finish.
Let's push up.
I'm here.
He's on point right now.
Oh, window!
Let's go!
Good window!
Got him.
Window's broken.
All right.
Farrah one, Farrah one, Farrah one.
Doctor's orders.
Tracer, no recall.
Tracer here, Tracer here on health.
Tracer here on health.
Pog is low running.
Yo, Farrah coming around the left.
Farrah coming around the left.
Be careful, be careful.
Farrah coming around the left.
Thanks.
Farrah's gonna try to come around the left.
I see her.
She's coming on the left.
Hog low.
Hog is one.
Got him.
Nice anti-heal.
I got it.
Fuck you stupid whore!
You guys are fucked.
Oh shit!
You need to run.
I'm running.
Fair low!
No way, bro.
Nice fade, dude.
That was a nice fade.
Hog is low as shit.
I'm shooting this hog.
I'm shooting this hog.
I'm trying to kill him so he don't care.
Don't die.
Don't die.
We got a chance.
We got a chance.
So much damage.
Take cover.
It's good.
Hog on the left.
I'm gonna look Pog is anti-healing I'm focusing him.
I'm focusing the Hog.
He can die.
Good, good, good.
More on the right, Brad.
There's more on the right.
We need a go point.
Go point.
Someone.
We gotta get in here.
Oh.
Defeat dude Fuck dude God damn it All right, two and two.
All right, we got to get Echo here.
Echo.
All right, let's get your buddy in here.
What does he play?
Do you play tank or what?
Player requested to join the group.
Yeah.
Yeah, what up?
That's your buddy?
What's up, man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it says we can't play because skill rank is too vast.
Fuck.
Some shit like that.
Oh, yeah.
This guy's fucking master five and four.
I'm not placed on tank.
Hold on.
Yeah, no, he's good.
He's good.
Yeah.
You got a smurf, dude?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
All right.
Jump in on the Smurf.
Chinaman's, I think, what?
GM tank and GM DPS? No.
Hey Brad, I had to say your friend request on it.
Alright, I got you.
What's that, man?
I said, what are you?
You're a GM tank and DPS? Or was it?
Yeah, right?
Both.
Both.
For both.
Yeah, GM for both.
And then, uh, and then for a healer like Master.
I only place...
A healer once and get a master.
If I play longer, I can get GM. I don't play a healer a lot.
I play with you.
Play with you, it's the longest time I play healer.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Okay.
This should work.
Yeah, we can do it.
Let's go ahead.
Time to smack some kids up.
Oh yeah.
Oh fuck yeah, dude.
Echo, how you been?
I haven't played this game in like two weeks, bro.
I've been playing Marvel Rivals.
It's been legit.
Where do I... Is that...
Is that on Steam?
You need an invite code, yeah.
It's only open for like another 24 hours.
I want to play that.
See if I can get you one real quick.
Yeah, I'd love to play that game.
Yeah, ask around.
Because it's basically this, right?
Yeah, with Marvel, yeah.
Yeah, I want to play that.
I'm Spider-Man.
I'm Spider-Man main.
You play that?
Yeah.
Oh, I want to play that, dude.
So bad.
Robot, I win a tournament for it for $22,000.
Me and all the other sweaty kids.
All the nerds?
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Because Marvel Rival is a Chinese game.
It's the same company that made Genji.
Yeah, it's made by NetEase.
I only need a type of website and register and I can play.
I don't know about you guys though.
I already gave away all my invite codes.
I'll see if I can get one from someone else.
Yeah, let me know.
Are we in team chat?
Uh, we'll go on team chat right now.
Uh, so I see Liam here.
You said, uh, Maren, why didn't you let that guy go?
You said you would.
Maren, why'd you put that guy to jail?
You said he could be free?
Well, what are you talking about, dude?
Because a couple of them we said that for.
Which one are you talking about?
And to be honest, I didn't know they called the cops on the other guy that we were in Florida with.
So, it is what it is, man.
But yo, they're crooks, man.
I don't know why you're trying to defend a predator.
Alright.
Hustle up.
Let's destroy these kids.
The interview with those guys is dropping on Tuesday.
Arnie, Josh.
Oh, whoa.
Okay, I'm an idiot.
I got stuck.
Should've ran away.
My bad guys, I didn't realize it.
I still don't know some of these maps.
We don't have the lead anymore.
This game's so weird after playing the fucking Marvel game.
That game's in third person, that's why it like feels odd.
Oh, is this in third person?
Yeah, it's got Marvel characters and it's in third person.
Oh, wow.
Dude, I gotta play that game.
first run alone biotics deployed I die.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
There's a Tracer on the left.
Ana low on their team.
Ana low.
We got the backbone here.
We do one Ana.
Ana dead.
Quicker one.
Quicker dead.
You can be nanovisored though.
We got a soldier.
Tracer, turn around.
Tracer.
Come on.
On soldier.
I'm Dracer now.
Oh, Monkey on me in the back.
I need help.
Come to us.
Come to us, man.
Don't fight him.
Don't fight him.
Should not die there.
Heoretically.
We're going on in 3, 2, 1.
I don't know.
We're super Dammit Yeah, he's chasing me right now.
He's got two.
Bionic healing ready for use.
Yeah, me and Myra already talked about doing that.
We'll do that.
We'll do that.
Yo, one shot on Akira in the room over there.
One shot Akira in the room over there.
They're chasing our monkey.
Oh my god.
Bro!
Oh my god, they got three.
Yeah, they got three.
I'm backing up.
I'm coming back to our spawn.
I'm backing up.
That's fine.
We got ultimates.
We can get this.
Got a lucky pole spawn.
Monkey!
Go back line.
Monkey and Ana.
Monkey and Ana.
Soldier trying to flank us.
We're steep there.
Ana known abilities.
Up top to your healer.
One Cracer.
Blank soldier.
First soldier back to Ana.
Coming up to the counter dive.
One Kiri.
Fisher one K one I'm slept I I'm a soldier.
Good night.
Any care.
Eh, I'm shooting monkey.
Eh, no reminds me.
Kana.
Damn, bro.
Kana's one.
What the fuck is good?
Kana's dead.
Yeah, we're gonna roll this one.
Holy.
Good kill on Ana.
Monkey half.
Monkey half.
He's using primal.
I'm shooting him though.
He's about half.
And he's really low.
He's really low.
He can die.
Monkey can die.
Got him.
I got a heal for you here.
China man.
Use it.
Use my heal.
Tracer running.
Tracer to your right.
I'm gonna jump on her.
There's no one follow you.
Oh, Tracer behind you guys, Tracer behind!
Got her, got her, got her, she slept.
I'm in a bubble, I can't really force it out.
Bring Ana.
She's one!
Force sleep, miss sleep.
Force build abilities, Ana, Ana dead.
I'm Kyrie Soldier now.
I'm on Moki, I'm on Moki, I'm on Moki! I'm here now, tier 1, tier 1, tier 1, tier 1, tier 1, tier 9. Moki low! Moki low! Moki low! Moki low! I'm chasing, I'm chasing.
Good finish.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
He's dead.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
Kyrie, go help the team.
I'll stay with payload.
Stay with them because they're going to need the heals.
They're going to need the heals, Kyrie.
Okay?
I guess you're not going to listen.
Fine.
We're chilling.
He's here.
He's here.
Tracer top left.
A bunch of them top left in that room.
A bunch of them top left in that room.
Moki behind you guys.
Here you're dead, here you're dead.
I need help with this monkey, I need help with this monkey.
We got the advantage.
Got him, let's go!
The Venus will continue!
Soldier, soldier, soldier, soldier.
What the fuck?
Oh!
He's won!
Nice.
I've got you in my sights.
I thought I had him with the healer.
I'm missing him.
I've come back with a visor.
Of course the payload is slow as well.
They're counter swapping Reaper, bro.
Okay, I'm gonna lose you.
Monkey on robot.
And Reaper!
We need to rescue the Robot!
Ana's dead.
Reaper low?
Reaper low?
We're gonna have to be in Vinny and a cat jam.
He's in the gym.
He's in the gym.
I'm on Kiri.
She'll die.
He's dead.
I'm going Bastion now.
Winston one, Winston one, Winston one!
Got him, let's go!
These kids suck!
I have to drop, Beck.
Yo, use my heal, use my heal, monkey.
Here, use it, use it.
Oh, they got Bastion!
They're counterpicking me.
Start counterpicking me.
Yeah, they are.
Yeah, I guess you're fucking him up that bad, Dad.
You gotta start counterpicking.
Managoras.
Oh, back up, dude.
Back up, back up.
I gotta heal on robot right now.
Heal on robot.
Heal on robot if you need it.
I'm shooting the Reaper.
I'm shooting the Reaper so they don't chase you.
They're above you?
Oh, they got Zarya now.
I'm trying.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Weapon ult.
Let's go.
Time to melt these scrubs.
Yeah, you railing in Japanese for no reason, scrub.
Let's go!
Let's go!
The beaters will continue!
Let's go!
Let's go!
They're destroying!
Let's go!
All dead!
Fuck it, scrubs!
Alright.
They got Kiri's back out of spawn.
Bastion.
I'm gonna die when they're on it immediately.
3, 2, 1 on Ana.
Bastion.
No way!
No!
Yeah, I got slept.
I should've just ulted.
I'm an idiot.
Okay, they used nano.
What else did they use?
They used Vashin ult.
Fuck that ult.
They used two ultimates that I saw.
We gotta call lessons.
I got cocky.
I got cocky.
I should've used it.
I fucked up.
We gotta go from behind and grab their Ana immediately.
Ana's...
Ana's one.
Zarya has no bubbles.
Ana dead?
Grab back.
Carry one!
Carry one!
Oh, you got her?
Okay.
Zarya's the last one, I think, on the left.
Die!
Oh, nice!
Hey, push!
Push!
Push!
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing right now.
Zara's the only one.
Zara, one bubble.
Take a hug now.
Baptiste.
Baptiste up top.
One shot.
Bashin on my- Hey, Bubble Curie.
I forced TP on a bubble.
I'm gonna go help our surge.
They got a sorcerer up top.
I'm shooting the Bastion.
I got one!
I got one!
We got Graft.
We got Graft.
We gotta get force point.
Can we touch or...?
Yeah, yeah, I'm forcing him right now.
Alright, alright, alright.
We're coming back right now.
I can't though.
There's a Bastion on top of me.
I'm a robot but I'm dead.
Damn it dude.
Yeah, he just counterpicked me.
I don't know.
Ah, bro!
Our Kiriko rather die than Yu Season.
Yeah, fucker.
Play of the game.
Alright.
We're gonna...
No more losing after this shit, bro.
No more losing, man.
I'm gonna lock it.
I'm gonna get energy drink and fuck these kids up.
Alright.
We're re-queuing.
We ain't losing, man.
Okay, we're 2-3 right now, right?
Yeah, two and three.
I'm gonna get energy drink.
We ain't losing no more.
These kids don't know their team are trash, bro.
*sad music*
Yeah, I don't think I can get any more codes for Marvel since they're closing that in like 24 hours.
I'll get you in the next one now Now we actually got the God squad together for that there I And they tried to disqualify our team because our team name was not poor, and that was offensive and making fun of people's financial status, apparently.
Bro, that's crazy.
Who cares?
It's actually kind of funny.
Who cares?
But clearly the poor people care, like...
I don't even think more people care.
No, they don't.
It's like, bro.
It's a fucking internet.
It's video games.
Yeah.
That's why we gotta bring toxic gaming back, bro.
Now you see my mission.
For real.
For real.
That'd be great.
Pussy culture has affected everything, man.
It should be competitive.
You shouldn't be nice to people.
It's like, why are we playing this shit?
Go play fucking some sandbox game like yeah Fuck yeah They tried to do this one place for that name that name and because we were shit talking That was interesting.
They were mad that a team of pro players showed up and was just whipping their asses and calling them bad.
That's what's supposed to happen.
That's how we think people get better.
They get to ask me to fucking realize, wait, I need to get better.
Let me learn some shit.
Alright, switch to team chat, peasants.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attackers incoming.
Defend objective A. Dodge this.
What are they?
Oh, they got Sigma?
Sigma, uh, Widow?
Yeah, Reaper as well.
I thought I didn't play fucking.
No way!
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
No way!
I got a raise.
I got a raise.
Reaper.
Reaper, no raid.
On the right.
Sigma top left.
What the- I'm gonna go for Sigma on the upside here.
Sigma on the right.
Sigma on the right.
Reaper on point.
Reaper on point.
Be careful.
Reaper on point.
I'm shooting him.
I'm shooting him.
Reaper's- No, you did.
you're shilling.
You did.
Sigma low!
They're just gonna play to burn me.
They might have that, guys.
Alright.
I got it.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
No Widow, no Widow.
No Wobbles, no Wobbles.
High bubble if you drop.
If you want to.
Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, Reaper one.
Good finish.
Good focus, good focus.
Kyrie up top, Kyrie up top, Kyrie up top.
Low, Brad, next to you.
Or no, no, no, never mind.
End.
Okay, good finish.
I got a heal right here.
I'm gonna put a heal.
Never mind, you guys don't need it.
That's six.
Reaper, uh, McCree one, McCree one.
McCree one.
Oh, Lord!
I bet you know the special beam cannon.
Sojourn on the left.
Uh...
Echo.
Um...
They got- they switched to Zarya.
They switched to Zarya.
She's on payload.
I'll beat him in the Zarya mirror, so that's not a problem.
Zarya just used, I think, two bubbles.
He's one, he's one, he's one.
Zarya, one over here.
Got him.
I'm on him.
Okay.
McCurry one, McCurry one.
Hiding.
I'm good on him.
Finish your open.
Good finish.
Damn, he's just hitting them with the fucking special beam cannons right now.
They got Ryan now.
Oh my god, he's counter picking.
I hate this game bro.
No counterpicking in marble bro.
Do you have to stick with the character you choose?
No, no, but like there's no hard counters to heroes really.
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot!
I'm backing up.
You will not charge my bubbles at all.
I was about to roast you but then I got destroyed.
Come back to me and see if you need to.
Oh, I love Overwatch.
This is the best game, Chad.
Oh, I did not miss this game at all.
Oh, Ryan!
Ryan!
Ryan!
Kill this Ryan!
He's an idiot!
What the fuck?
He's way out of position!
Shield's about to break!
Shield's about to break!
Kill him!
He's on the right!
Oh, you solo grabbed him?
Oh, let's go!
No, I got him with a Zen.
He should die.
Never mind.
Wait.
I had no mortalities in this game.
Forgot about that one.
Is there a Zen here?
He could die.
Okay, what a dummy.
They're capping by the way.
We need touch.
We need touch now.
What?
We're tripping.
No, we're tripping, we're tripping.
No!
That's a major tripping.
This guy is just counterpicking.
You are so weird.
This game is five fucking minutes.
I don't want to get off the pit.
Let's go!
Fucking loser.
God, I'm an idiot.
I got excited.
Walking out, are we?
Never mind, I'm hindered.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I got you, I got you.
Now he's gonna swap like Erysar or something.
But I'm on Sigma.
This guy is so lame!
He waits for my shield to break the shatter!
Like...
I don't know.
These guys are just losers.
Put him over sealers, rock them.
I'm sucky.
I'm injured, I need care.
I'm dead.
Yeah, I mean.
What the fuck, man?
Motherfucker.
Yeah.
Their DPS is trash.
Yeah.
Their tank just carried them, man.
We gotta deny that fucking Reinhardt, bro.
He's not even good, man.
We gotta, like, literally punish him.
He's just swapping to counter heroes that I'm playing, so I can't play Zarya.
It's fun.
But I can't play Winston either because they're gonna go Zenyatta with Reaper the second I go Winston.
So I have to play Queen.
I thought my time in the field was done.
But I guess you can't predict everything.
Are you lot ready for some bloodshed?
Zero.
I appreciate the sub.
Thank you.
Stay close.
I can't heal you if you stray.
I'm just gonna run into them Blow them up.
Alright, let's go.
Let's rock these boys.
I have a sport left side.
I know you guys wrapped top right already.
No Russians.
Yeah, soldier on top.
soldier on top right Fuck of the rock Sigma up there too, Sigma what?
Sigma one Sigma could die.
Let's go got him Kiri, she teleported.
McCree over here on the left, McCree on the left, McCree on the left, one shot He's on point, one shot.
McCree Come on you stupid fuck is requesting that cock bro I think we got point don't worry Brad Just come back quick.
I think we got it.
Alright.
Nah, they're not gonna challenge it.
Oh, shit.
Sigma.
Soldier on top left.
Soldier's on high ground.
McCree one!
McCree one!
Oh my god!
I got there, Anna.
I see an enemy!
deploying They only got one hitter Sigma low.
Sigma low.
Sigma could die.
Sigma could die.
He has no cooldowns?
Dead.
Let's go.
I'm a restable receiver.
Sojourn one.
Sojourn one on the left.
Sojourn low on the...
Sojourn low?
Oh, okay.
That was a mistake.
McCree one.
McCree one.
Got him.
He sucks.
Kiri low too.
Yo, they're all going high.
They're trying to go high ground right now.
Oh, I can't heal.
Sigma up top.
We're so sure.
Okay, they're all looking at me.
I'm running.
They're up top.
They're up top.
They're up top above you guys.
They're on the high ground.
Alright, Sigma drop down.
Sigma on payload.
No vortex.
The Krizon below too?
Oh, let's go!
Jeep that boy!
McCree and Sigma on the right, guys.
McCree and Sigma on the right, that little room over there.
Yeah, I can't all though, he's gonna see you.
There's three of them sitting right, he's gonna keep me seeing you.
I'm about to have a visor.
Nice, nice!
I'm pushing up.
I'm pushing up.
The Sigma has no fucking...
I'm shooting him.
Focusing him.
Melted.
Let's go.
3 dead on their turn.
Go on.
TP top right.
Go next to boards.
I'm gonna shout you, hopefully.
Yeah, I shouted you.
You're fine.
Nice shout.
Nice fucking shout, man.
Um...
Yo, McCree.
McCree, uh...
Okay.
We got it.
Good.
Sigma...
Oh.
Soldier won.
They're in the cave on the right.
Watch them.
I'm going soon.
Oh, I got stuck.
I'm back now.
I'm running.
Watch the McCree up there.
I left Cree.
I'm going to go in Cree.
3, 2, 1.
I'm going in Cree.
It's Sorge.
Sorge 1.
I'm arrestable.
I'm arrestable.
They're in a cave.
They're down, they're down, they're down one.
Push base and grab back.
I'm going to go again.
Force nade.
Health nade, sand clit and cleanse.
Freeze one.
Sigma one.
Sojourn low.
Again.
McCree and Sojourn weak.
Sojourn low as hell.
Can't gauge.
5 seconds The internet drags me through my fucking bubble That's it for real.
Oh no, this isn't good.
We're dead.
Here's Hania and you're dead.
Back at breath.
What language is Sigma say that in?
German?
No clue.
Gotta be.
I think it's Dutch.
Sgt. Sgt. has a charged up rogue on FYI.
Yeah, what language is that?
Push nade again.
Force nano as well.
Close primal.
I'm gonna go in on this.
Alright.
McCree on the left.
McCree on the left.
I'm rocked.
I'm injured.
I'm anti.
Oh my god.
One back line.
Force me back line.
Sigma.
Sigma's the last one on payload.
I'm going after him.
Fuck you.
Alright, we got it.
I'm on payload.
They got Lucio now.
One carry.
Oh, they want D.Va.
Oh, I'm booted in.
I'm gonna die.
I'm fine.
I'm putting heal on payload.
I'm putting heal on payload for you guys.
Go get Soj.
Go, Soj.
Go, Soj.
Sojourn low.
Sojourn low.
I'm getting spammed.
I can't engage.
Be fucking low.
Hey Devo, of course, Remax.
I'm dead there.
Yeah, they're just spamming the hammer now.
Like...
This game is so unbearable to play.
Chase me in that room.
Someone said it's Dutch.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's touch.
Tougher spots.
Not surge.
I broke my bubble immediately.
Actually, instantly.
First speed drop.
I should've ran away sooner.
Alright.
Just cleanse everything I go on and I get slept and anteed and hindered If we can get her out Sojourn low on them, D.Va.
Ah, she ran.
Can we get D.Va out of mech?
I got a visor.
Can we get D.Va out of mech?
I got a visor.
Let's get this D.Va out of mech.
Get this D.Va out of mech, guys.
Oh, shit!
Soldier dead?
Two dead?
Makri, Makri!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I hate glands!
Carry one, I'm shooting a carry!
I'm gonna die to Bastion.
No Bastion's gonna die.
Bastion won!
Rest anyone, please.
Rest, rest, rest.
McCree!
McCree!
Yeah, I'm on Cree.
I'm on Cree.
Cree won.
Cree dies, Cree dies, Cree dies.
Cree dies, Cree dies.
Cree should die.
Cree should die.
You should die theory good be a jar.
Yeah, Josh Tracer on mercy.
I'm on the tracer.
Oh Don't let her kill our mercy.
Give us a button.
She'll run.
Oh, another shot.
Alright, so we gotta hold them and draw this shit.
AHHHHH!
Switching sides.
*Gunshot* Oh my god.
Bro, I did this crazy workout the other day.
My back's fried.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Do not start the mission yet.
The mammal has something in his teeth.
It'll be on YouTube.
My back's like fucked up right now.
And my chest.
Look at that pump.
Oh, I think a man is going to like a Marvel Revo.
This game is making me so much more excited for that.
Myron, the Marvel game got Punisher, and you play like a soldier.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that game's so bad.
Yeah, Punisher.
I literally play like a soldier.
Oh, they got Widow, they got Widow, I'm back.
Slamming Widow.
Widow slam, many-handed.
Widow dead.
Oh.
Going on Kree, I'm hindered.
Oh my god, that's...
Yeah, I'm getting off this game, bro.
I don't know.
We're going back to Marvel Rivals, so that just doesn't happen.
I'm going back to point.
Oh, he's going.
Oh, yeah, what?
Oh, they're on Sombra now, brother.
They're on Sombra, oh my god.
Three on the right, three on the right, three on the right.
Moncrino.
I'm gonna get hindered though, and then yeah, and then I'm hacked.
Okay.
Alright, this is fun.
I'm gonna go to bed Rose it just like the comp shit or what?
Play of the game.
I don't know.
Your buddy left though.
Alright.
Let's do it again.
What are we?
We're two and four now, or are we two and five?
Yeah, let me play Tank then.
Play Tank?
Alright.
Maybe it'll get easier.
I understand him.
I understand your friend though.
Tank is very, very miserable.
Hey Brad, your mic is...
I don't know if you've got an ASEAN running in the back or something.
Go ahead.
You were saying something?
Oh, does it still sound that way?
Uh, I think you're good now.
Yeah, it sounds good.
Um...
Yeah, I was gonna say, um...
Is it because of all, like, the lock shit?
Like, as a tank?
Like, the hinder, the hack, all the bullshit?
Yeah.
Basically, you're punching back.
Every game.
You know?
Yeah.
Just like you go to the...
Sparring, you become a punchback every game, every game, every game.
Alright, you're gonna play tank?
Are you on the right account?
Yeah.
Okay, let's do it.
Let me play tank then.
I don't get used to it.
I still get very pissed if we got a shitty hero though.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't get angry at the game anymore.
I only get angry at the shitty healer.
I understand your friend though.
I understand him.
Yeah, he wasn't bad, but he clearly didn't want to play anymore, so whatever.
Actually, it's better because the more players you queue it, the harder the games become because you're playing against higher ranked kids and you're playing against other three to four or five stacks.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That's kind of what it is.
Bro, have you seen this fucking, like, Toyota truck that, like, some, like, $16,000 truck?
Have you seen that on Twitter?
No.
Viral?
No.
Bro, I want it so bad.
It's like, I feel like they sell this shit in China or something.
Is it, like, is it, uh, is it heavy?
You can get the tax credit for it?
No, it's, like, a little truck, but it has, like, a beef-ass, like, uh, like, bed.
It's only $16,000.
It's cheap as shit.
Who's seen that shit on Twitter?
I'll send it to you so you know what I'm talking about.
It looks like it's in China.
I'll show the stream.
Send it to me on X and I'll show this chat.
I'll text it to you.
It's on X so you can just pull it up.
I just love the way this truck looks, bro.
Here, you sent it to me on...
I texted it to you.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
Let me find this thing here.
It's called a Champ.
It looks like a Toyota Champ.
Apparently it's $16,000.
They said, is that Myron?
What the fuck?
They said, bro.
Brad, Myron is a bad person.
Of course they're gonna say that shit.
Fucking losers.
Why is he a bad person?
Here's what Brad's talking about, guys.
Why do you think he's a bad person?
I gotta know, chat.
Win, you can't just say someone's a bad person, but I'm citing why.
Yeah, say why I'm a bad person, fucker.
He makes fun of people.
Yeah, yeah, because he has a social filter of a 12-year-old ADH kid.
So yeah, let me censor myself for your appealment, dickhead.
What?
Like, it's crazy, bro.
People are mad because they're like, I wouldn't say that in public, so you shouldn't either.
It's like, bro, I'm not a pussy like you.
All right, let's see chat.
Thank you.
That's that, uh, that's that normie talk right there.
Yeah, normie talk.
Genji low, Genji low! Genji low!
Oh.
Nice.
Bash in the top right.
Bash in the top right.
Oh shit.
D.Va on me.
D.Va's almost out of mech.
I'm roasting her.
Genji, Genji behind you both.
Genji dead.
Nice.
Yup, here we go.
This is where the beatings begin, my friends.
D.Va on the right.
Maren, go high ground.
I'm here.
Bastion 1.
Melt it.
Do you like that, Maren?
Yeah, good stuff.
Oh, Widowmaker!
Widowmaker!
Top left!
Widowmaker!
Top left, bro!
Widowmaker!
Top left!
I will go for Widow.
Give me a second.
She's top left by their spawn.
Enemy here.
She got life pulled.
She got life pulled.
for but I'm shooting the diva though thank you carry Oh shit.
I'm backing up.
I don't want to die.
I got a visor.
We might be able to contest this if you guys want Good kill on the life weaver Can we get the team out of mech so I can advise them?
Yo, Myron, they said one of the reasons why you're an L is if you don't have a kid.
Which is kind of funny.
Okay.
Alright.
That was like valid but not, right?
I thought they would come with something stronger than that I'm backing up man.
I'm backing up I'm backing up.
Can we get this D.Va out of mech?
Fuck it.
Let's go.
Goddamn, bro.
This fucking D.Va is so annoying.
She's just eating all the fucking bullets.
Bastion 1, Bastion 1, Bastion 1!
She nanoed him!
God damn it.
The nano bashing melted.
Oh, he's dead though.
I'm getting fucking rinsed.
Bro, what the fuck is go- My god, bro Free gone light
Lifeweaver is low. On a low?
On a dead.
Nice coalescence, nice coalescence.
Yo, get the Lifeweaver.
Focus him.
Focus the Lifeweaver.
Kill his ass.
I got it.
Now I'm on this level with you.
Help our ass.
Help our ass.
Oh, D.Va's won up top, bro.
That's the last one.
Kid sucks.
Let's go!
Stupid ass D.Va, chase me the whole way and you lost the game for your team, you retard.
Don't fuck.
Let's fucking go.
I said, bro, I have autism and I have a better social filter than Myron.
Yo, you guys are funny, dude.
How you know Myron's not slightly autistic?
Crazy.
I'm a little autistic.
Yeah, they're just pussies and scared to say they're mine because they're scared of getting cancelled.
Bitches.
This guy used the big word.
He probably is neurodivergent.
Define neurodivergent.
Yes, I'm just neurons divert You have a band-aid who Who exactly do you think I am?
Alright, let's go.
This is 100% winnable.
We can get this shit.
We just gotta win like one or two teamfights and we got this, because these kids on the other team are trash.
I need the code, for real.
What was that?
Please give me the code.
You said this game is very what?
I said my skin.
Skin.
Very ugly.
Yeah, it is ugly.
Yeah, you look really basic.
Okay, they got McCree.
McCree's up top.
Oh, they got a hog too.
I'm shooting the hog Whoa Hog right here?
Oh, they got a sim too.
What the fuck?
McCree on the high ground, top right?
Watch out, watch out, Brad.
There's a hug to your left.
He has no hook.
He has no hook to hogs.
Over there!
I've got men.
He needs them.
They're not here you get.
Hogs in the room on...
below?
Ah McCree, low.
Good kill.
Good kill.
McCree over here weak.
I'm shooting this hog.
I'm shooting this hog.
We can kill this idiot.
Hog.
McCree gone.
Heals on payload.
Oh, I got hooked.
That's not good.
Hog on the right.
Three of them on the right.
Sim.
Sim, Hog, and...
I knew I was going to get hooked to him.
I've seen tougher spots.
Sim, Sim, Sim, behind you guys.
Sim behind you guys in the corner.
She's weak.
Good finish.
Punch that bitch.
McCree gone.
Got him.
Hog.
Hog one.
This Moira's really solo team.
Okay, Moira.
You wanna solo on me?
I'm gonna solo on you back, bitch.
Carry one?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Kids suck.
Let's go.
That's what I'm talking about.
Alright, we got a W, guys!
We got a W. We are now officially three and four.
I didn't die the whole time.
Yeah, bro.
We just need you on tank, bro.
That's what we need.
Tank is such an important role, man.
But how though?
But how?
What did he do?
Huh?
You just kept them off us, bro.
You crazy space, man.
Huh?
What is that?
Trash.
Here, let's react to this pearl clip here that I got here from Twitter.
Her and Lauren Chen going at it.
Let's see here.
And it's like you were willing to make video, video, video, video.
Are you asking like the ring cam footage about him?
No, it was a video of his wife in court and she said he was not abusive.
She's talking about Steven Crowder here.
This is on camera.
The nanny also testified, not abusive.
Well, I think my video specifically was about the nanny footage, which I do, I mean, to tell your spouse that you do not love them, I do think that's, I mean, emotionally abusive.
No, because, well, I wouldn't say that's emotionally abusive.
And because he says, you do not show me love, and what he was referring to in the video, if you really listen, pay attention, and there was a clip cut out, was that she was not showing him love because she didn't listen to him.
And it's like, trad wives, trad wives, why wasn't the question?
Why didn't you walk the dog like you were told?
Yeah, go ahead, bro.
Brad, you had something?
What's that?
Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
Okay.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm chilling.
Yeah, I was just playing a clip.
All right, we'll keep going here, chat.
A lot to do with the whole Steven Crowder situation that I'm just not going to comment on, like, publicly.
But you were willing to publicly make video after video after video.
About what was publicly available, for sure.
And so is the nanny footage.
Quick question, quick question.
Isn't it confirmed that, I could be wrong about this, that Crowder's wife deleted a bunch of footage from their- Over a hundred, that's important, you would think.
Yeah, that's what conservatives!
Actually, Justice Warrior did this whole breakdown about it.
Yeah, that's true, man.
Like, bro, that whole Crowder situation is crazy, man.
They didn't give him a fair share at all with that shit.
What's going on over there?
Because him and his wife are going through a divorce, and everyone thought that he was an abuser, but it's coming out that his wife was getting rid of footage, and she hired an attorney out of California that's a press attorney.
She lied on him being abusive.
Like a bunch of bullshit, bro, to get the kids, which is...
Saying that he's, like, trying to leave her destitute, but he pays her, like, 30k a month.
Like, she just capping, bro, all over the place.
It's wild, man.
What's going on?
Oh, switch to team chat, by the way, guys.
All right, let's...
All right.
Let's wreck these kids.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Is that Bradley Martin?
Is that fucking Bradley?
Yeah, yeah it is, yeah it is.
Holy fuck, it's fucking Bradley Martin.
Reaper, Reaper.
Reaper on point.
One more arrow No you fucking...
McCree low.
I will swap, I will swap.
Tryna survive.
Survive, survive.
Survive guys.
I'm running, I'm running.
I started that one late.
We got a guy, he's Bradley Martin.
He plays Overwatch, guys.
Did you guys know that?
Yeah, it's me, bro.
Focus, focus.
We gotta beat you first.
Alright.
Hog on point.
We're...
Reaper.
No hook on the hog.
What's they're just sitting on point right now guys.
All of them are just sitting on point.
Hog is low.
They're wasting ults.
Winnable fight.
Winnable fight.
McCree.
I might need more heals.
Oh my god, I'm fine.
I already got hogs.
Yeah, hey fucking melted you fast though.
Still got some fight in me.
Oh, this guy's talking shit, huh?
Okay.
I don't know why he talks shit to you.
You're fucking massive, dude.
I don't know.
Big fan.
I'm a little bit bigger though.
Alright, let's um...
Cree on point.
Yo, Reaper coming towards you guys.
And McCree too.
Carry one, carry one on their team!
We got a Sigma now.
Misery made, Malad.
Moira one shot on point.
I'll wake up don't worry.
Alright let's group up.
We're all pretty spread apart.
I'm shooting Sigma from the side.
McCree, low on!
McCree dead?
Oh, carry one!
Carry one!
There we go.
We got it.
Hey.
Why does this guy sound like Bradley Martin, too?
What?
That guy sounds more like Bradley Martin than you do.
Which one?
Myron?
J.Bills.
Yeah, that's Myron.
That's the black Bradley Myron.
Oh, bro, why are you dancing?
Come on, man!
You fucking asshole!
They're behind!
Behind!
Behind!
Behind me!
I'm at green!
I'm at green!
Oh, never mind.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he got melted.
Oh, lord.
I'm backing up.
They're all there.
Run!
Survive!
Survive!
I'm running.
I'm running.
They're gonna take that.
Alright, we gotta get touched.
Eventually.
Won't die, please!
Okay, you're just using ults, I guess?
They didn't kill anybody because they suck?
I got off angle here.
I'm about to shoot them in the back a bit.
Okay, one!
Sigma can die.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Push, push, push.
Reaper one, Reaper one, Wraith mode, no Wraith.
Nice anti.
Here he's dead, let's go!
That was nice.
That was very nice.
My power emanates That's a clear from iron Yeah, bye Put you on the old bad boy Overloading the strat I need heal Keep guard up You're getting it Okay, we got this one I think Nice nice nice Okay, we can chase Sigma.
Sigma Sigma.
Where's he at?
Where's he at?
Oh, let's kill this idiot!
What a dummy!
Stupid!
Two dead!
Two dead!
Nice!
Now, yep!
Yep!
Yep!
Just jump on that point.
Hogg, you slow as fuck, man.
You're a fat ass.
I'm gonna get on this point faster.
Let's go!
I don't got abilities, man.
I know, bro.
I know.
Alright.
We're on it.
They don't got tank.
They don't got tank.
Oh, nice!
Nice hook!
What a dummy!
That Reaper's a dummy!
They can die!
They can die!
Vakri dead?
Hana?
Melting?
I'm like a pirate.
Good shit, good shit.
They are waiting.
They're waiting You cannot They got a hog Now they got a hog.
What?
I don't think he has a hook.
Oh, you might be fucked up again.
Get out of there.
I got a visor.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I got a visor for this fight.
Oh, what a hook.
Oh, she nano'd in the same way.
Oh, shit.
Let's just bust off.
Let's go.
Let's go, Brad.
Yo, watch out.
Hug on point.
Shoot his ass.
Shoot his ass.
Hug on point.
He's anti-heal.
He's anti-heal too.
He's one.
How the fuck did that guy survive?
Is he still winnable?
Can you push that soldier?
I can nano you.
I'm back.
No, no, no.
Save it.
Save it.
Survive.
Survive.
We got it to 93.
Yeah, we win this.
We win this.
We got three O's.
Easy.
Easy.
They use everything.
They use everything.
Alright, we push high ground.
We push high ground.
Dude, he's right around this corner.
You're ready to fucking rape him.
Oh, we're free here!
Oh, I need help.
I need help.
They're chasing me.
me I'm gonna die oh I'm shooting him.
He's half.
He's half.
I don't have it.
Bro, he just got fucking...
He got altered.
Bro, we need to focus on Hog, please.
He survived too long, Ana.
I need you man I Are you sleeping?
I'm coming back with a visor.
Heal me, heal me, heal me!
Visor, visor, visor!
Point, point, touch!
Someone!
Oh no one touch!
I just die here Please Ana!
Don't go with the fucking McCree!
With me!
Kill Hog, we win!
Oh my god!
Why did you stay high ground with the fucking McCree?
What's the point?
They're coming from the right hand side.
Hog just used self heal.
McCree hog Reaper one.
Good kill.
McCree here too.
Kiri dead?
Let's go.
I'm going point.
I'm going point.
Got her.
Alright, I got Visor.
Play like a fucking DPS man.
then awkward there's one They're all on high ground.
They're rotating.
They're rotating.
Which one's our spawn?
Left side?
Over there!
Yeah.
That side.
Yeah.
I see them across.
They're rotating?
Yeah, they're coming.
They might come down middle.
Yeah.
Here they come.
Keep cover!
Keep cover!
Oh shit!
Holy shit!
They use, they use, they use, they use, they use, they use every order in the game.
We got next.
Run, Meryl, run, Meryl, what are you doing?
Hello?
Run, Meryl, what are you doing?
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, Juggles.
Yes, bye.
Bye to Tyler Martin.
Pain is inevitable.
The wheels three.
What the hell?
Landed within my reach.
Hog no hook.
Juke that boy.
Hog is anti.
Kill his ass.
He's one!
McCree behind.
Reeper!
Reeper!
Behind!
Dude, I was one HP. I couldn't do shit.
This fucking McCree is- Only McCree!
Only McCree!
Nice, nice.
Get point, get point.
I rubbed some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Your tank is trash.
I'll help you kill Hog, please.
Every time.
Focus on Hog and we win.
Trust me.
Let's just get him out.
Let's just get him out.
You can get a hook on Reaper coming up No, right getting on point pre-burn already.
He's gonna all get ready.
Never mind.
Oh my god Yeah, I'm crazy at home Good shit.
Good shit.
We got this shit.
Let's uh next next point.
This is this is the final one guys We got the straight that I believe it the fuck the honor's been here the whole time Yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
It sounds like he's in a basement somewhere.
Tied up.
No, it's just quiet.
It's quiet.
I know.
I got my girlfriend sleeping.
They're on point.
They're on point.
Myron, be quiet.
Come back.
Come back.
Be careful, soldier.
Shh.
Be careful, Myron.
Yo, hook.
Hook.
Hook here.
Oh, what the?
What the fuck is that shit?
Reaper on point.
He's gonna ult.
Nice sleep.
Nice fucking sleep.
Hog.
Hog one.
I need heals, please!
I can't heal you, I can't heal you.
Let's get out, let's go.
Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out!
Oh, he's coming.
Bro, dig up, dig up, fucking...
Four counter, counter on them.
They're fucking still trash.
Don't die!
I'm shooting them from the side.
I'm giving a pressure from the side guys, so you just...
Alright, who do we want, Nano here?
Give it to me, I got a visor.
I got a visor.
I got a visor.
Alright, just push up a little further.
I'm gonna give it to you now.
Oh, it's lit now!
I can't deal.
ANNA! Where are you every fucking time?
Oh my...
It's okay.
Let's go, Brad.
We carried it.
Bakri here.
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
Destroying these scrubs.
We got this shit.
Nice coalescence, Brad.
You kept me alive there.
I was gonna die.
They tanking this game is fucking miserable.
You're honestly really entertaining, though.
I'm not gonna lie.
Like, it's funny when you complain.
I kind of like...
I really don't mind.
Here they come on the left.
They're coming on the left, guys.
Get ready.
Hog, Reaper, Ana.
Oh, I'm shooting him back.
I'm shooting him back.
I can't heal.
I can't heal.
Sorry.
Reaper next to you, McCree.
Reaper next to you, McCree.
Nice.
I knew.
Hog sleep.
Don't die, Brad.
Don't die.
Hog on point.
I'm going to get hooked.
No.
Fuck, I'm dead.
All right.
We have one more touch in a second.
Ball's on point.
We need help him.
I actually hit me.
Can we touch?
Can we touch or no?
I got Reaper 1.
You gotta touch.
Reaper coming on point, guys.
Reaper on point.
Reaper 1!
Fuck!
God damn it, man!
Fucking no one helping me hit Killhog.
God fucking damn it, bro.
He talked shit about the tank that's fucked up.
Mr.
Bino had some words for you.
Oh yeah, Mr.
Mr. Bean I had some words for you bro.
God damn it man.
It's fucking annoying, bro.
Twitter's the easiest way to contact me.
Put her for sure.
Shit, man.
Alright.
Yo, China Man, our record right now is what?
3 and 5?
Yeah.
god damn we're 3 and 5 let me see if I'm gonna message him real quick.
Hmm You say he's gonna go to the bat Dubai into the mountains Aw shit, yeah.
Let me see, let me message her.
Maybe he's just not going yet.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Time to smack these scrubs.
Oh, that took Moira.
Alright, I'll play Lucio.
You can ask him.
You can get in the chat and ask him.
Yeah, switch to chat and ask him.
I'll ask him.
Yo.
Yo, Sane, do you mind letting Brad take Moira, bro, please?
It's his main.
This looks like the best team in the solar system.
Can I give him the Moira?
He said, I suck everything else.
Oh, he switched to Kiriko.
You good, you good.
Nice.
Shout out to him for paying attention.
I don't think he's in the team chat.
I think he's just looking at the crowd.
Yeah, you did.
Alright, let's rock these kids, man.
Alright.
Taking high ground here.
They got Ryan, Torb, May.
Oh, we got cancer characters.
Here we go.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Ryan is chasing our Winston over there.
Yeah, Ryan's like half.
Ryan is low.
Ryan is low!
Oh, wow.
What?
I got high stuff.
I've seen tougher spots.
You're not going to get a shot over there, bro.
They're literally playing the corner Need one of the heaters go with me Oh, this is fucking widows.
Come on, shoot that thing, please.
Oh my god, dude.
Whoa, this is right here.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
I'm backed up.
I backed up.
I don't see the turret.
Shield's about to break.
Shield broken.
Oh my god But we're redeploying I Bro.
What is good?
Can we get this?
Ryan is weak.
He switched the Torv, I mean, on attack, whatever.
What?
Go in, just follow me, okay?
Turret's gone.
Oh, you're fucked, you're fucked.
Torv is one shot on their team!
What the fuck?
I've got you in my sights.
Take point!
Right one, take point.
Take point.
Oh my god.
Okay, do it.
Alright, I'm staying on high ground.
Three men on point.
Yeah, I'm here.
Three people on point.
Forcing the Torb to not come to you guys.
Shooting his ass.
If he comes in, he's half.
Yeah, bitch.
Alright.
Nice visor, nice visor.
yeah Torbis, South-middle I got Reaper.
Oh my god.
Counter.
Counter watch.
Oh my god.
Counter watch.
Torbos top middle with Reinhardt.
He's just building his turret dude.
What a scrub.
He's gonna have a hammer down.
Get ready.
He has a hammer down 100%.
Here comes the ultimates.
No turret Don't push don't push don't push my Don't push.
Go back.
Hammer down.
Here it comes.
And the shatter.
Careful about the shatter.
Here comes a shatter.
He's waiting.
He's waiting.
He's gonna do it here in a second.
Reaper.
Reaper to the right.
Reaper gone.
Turret gone.
Ryan is mine.
Ryan dead, Ryan dead.
Damn it, man!
Good shit, good shit, bro.
You guys, that's four dead on their team, I think.
Push, push payload.
Four dead.
I gotta go for their back nine.
Be ready.
Alright, I'm on high ground in the middle.
Top middle high ground.
Reinhardt coming?
Reinhardt is- of course that shadow is coming.
McCree one!
I'm dead.
God damn it.
Die.
Fucking, fucking bitch.
You stupid ass fucking cuck.
Yo, who are you talking to, bro?
Goddamn fucking bitch ass stupid reaper, bro.
Yo, top middle right.
Oh, McCree top middle.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh my god, I'm an idiot.
I'm a fucking idiot for that.
I got stuck in a corner.
Oh, you fucker.
I can't get away with this.
Alright, I got a visor we can use.
We just gotta...
gotta push up a bit if we can.
I'm gonna touch.
Alright, I got a visor.
I'm gonna push with it.
You guys ready?
Oh shit!
Ryan on me!
No way.
Ryan's in the backfield.
Ryan's in the backfield.
Oh my god.
Yeah, they chase me around Oh Yennefer is online We can get her in.
After.
Nice.
Oh man.
She has really good Mercy.
She don't want to play with you.
Huh?
Every soldier needs a cause.
What are you, Yappi?
You have a band-aid?
What do you mean she don't want to play with you?
Is someone who carries band-aids?
Yeah, I'll bring Yennefer on after this.
How did you know?
Who's Yennefer?
Uh, she's a girl we play with.
She's, uh...
Even though most girls suck.
But yeah, she's pretty good.
She plays Mercy.
I'm not a bowling pin!
Oh nice.
She's a really good healer.
That is not advisable.
She told me she didn't want in.
She tell us she want to play.
We just gotta full hold these scrubs guys.
We gotta full hold them.
We can do it.
Nothing shield.
No question out.
Ryan is right by the fire truck.
He's low.
Ryan's low on the right.
Cree low too?
Ryan are trying to flank her on the right.
Ryan are trying to flank her on the right.
Three of them on the right, guys.
Coming in.
Dang shit.
Oh, Sombra low over there, man.
McCree above, McCree above, above the point.
McCree won!
McCree won!
Good finish.
Ryan on point, Ryan on point.
Ryan low on point.
Oh, he got hit with a nano.
Oh no, I'm running, I'm running.
Ryan on point with Ana.
Help our ball.
To crane space.
Get some kills.
So low in there.
They're so low in that little room over there.
Nice minefield.
Nice minefield.
Get the line.
There we go.
That was amazing.
McCree, you fucking bitch!
Oh, I hate McCree.
I got heels on point.
Heels on point.
Heels on point, guys.
Heels on point.
Use it.
I got a visor.
I'm not.
The McCree's in that room.
McCree's in that room.
Okay, he's just shooting the balls.
That's fine.
He's still in there.
He's still in there.
He's half.
Reinhardt's coming out to the point.
I guarantee you he has a hammer.
Here he comes.
Him and...
He's...
Nice.
McCree low.
McCree low.
They're running.
They're running.
McCree low.
Wow, this kid is fucking saving him.
Nice kill on the McCree.
Right on point.
Right on point.
Low.
Right on point.
Low.
Motherfizer.
Fuck these kids.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Melted.
Woo!
Hold, nice hold, nice hold, nice hold.
I'm the better tank.
We burned a lot of ults there, so we gotta really...
Ryan's gonna have hammer down.
What else they're gonna have?
They're gonna have a hammer, they're gonna have an EMP. They're gonna have an EMP, they're gonna have a...
Be careful about Sombra, Brady.
Yeah, they're gonna have EMP for this fight.
I'm backing up.
Spread apart, spread apart, spread apart.
They're gonna have EMP for this fight, guaranteed.
Ryan is gonna have a hammer too.
Ryan's on point right now.
Yep, there's the rush.
There's the rush.
Get ready for the EMP coming up next.
Nano.
There's the EMP as predicted.
Uh...
Reinhardt low.
Reinhardt low on point.
Reinhardt's won!
- I'm gonna kill soldier behind you, Myron.
- I'm getting a war from.
- One way one, one way one, you got this.
You're the better, you better, you better. - Get fucked, get fucked.
- Oh my god, you better, you better. - The soldier diff.
I'm the real soldier, motherfucker.
- Soldier, soldier of soldier crime. - I'm the real soldier. - I'm the real soldier crime. - Seconds remaining.
- Stand your ground until the eighth.
- Bro, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Here they come.
I don't know if Ryan used- did he use a hammer?
Reap on point!
No Ray!
Reap on point!
No Ray!
Get melted, Gummy!
Oh, he's using assault!
Get blocked!
Let's go Let's fucking go Weren't those the people who beat us last game?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
Bro, that was really funny.
When he was yelling, you're better, I was trying so hard not to laugh, I didn't want to fuck the vibes.
That was so funny, bro.
No, that's fine, bro.
You're better, you're better.
I'm the real soldier, motherfucker.
Alright, let me get Yennefer in here.
That was so funny.
That's a good game.
That's a good game.
That was fun.
That was fun, man.
What are we?
Four and five now?
Chinaman?
Can you double check the record?
Are we four and five?
Yeah, four and five.
Four and five.
Absolutely.
Oh my god.
Alright, I got Yennefer in here.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, that was so funny, dude.
So, Brad, will Yennefer here or you won't have to have as much pressure on you to heal?
Because I noticed that you'll always be running out of heal.
Oh yeah.
Good morning, guys.
Oh shit, it's 5 o'clock in the morning?
Let's go.
I'll be right back.
Damn, dude.
It's 2 a.m. where I'm at.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
I can't read.
I don't know how to read, guys.
Nice.
I can't read, chat.
I can't read.
Look at my ugly ass.
Every soldier needs a cause.
So ugly.
Alright, at me.
At me, base.
First team chat, guys.
What's the most crazy thing you've seen?
This is a Tom Jerry Jerry.
Well, there was one pilot who was lost in time.
Literary Brad.
So funny.
At me.
That was an adventure.
Sorry about that.
Where is it?
Don't be.
Alright, let's fuck these kids up, bro.
Oh, I see it.
I see you, I see you, I see you.
Just send me a message now.
I'm trying to fuck these kids up.
They got Genji...
Genji McCree.
McCree's already low.
Genji's top Come get healed.
McCree, uh McCree!
What the hell?
Genji behind us.
Where's he at?
I got one?
Good kill.
Good kill.
There's a ball behind you though.
There's a ball behind you guys.
I'm on this ball.
I'm on this ball.
Yeah, ball running.
Sucks Balls in the cave Balls in a cave.
Mercy one, mercy one, mercy one Oh you fucked that hill He's fireable.
Nice.
It's not intention but nice bro.
Balls behind you guys.
Be careful.
Balls low.
Balls low.
Oh they got me.
They got me.
They got me, they got me.
I am holding the tail.
We're outnumbered.
Stay sharp.
I'm using the power.
Alright.
Area of energy.
What?
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Oh shit.
Why are we stopped?
Get the lead out and move this payload.
I'm well above the gas station.
There's a Genji on you guys.
Oh no, the ball.
Just push, just push it.
Just push it, bro.
This ball was annoying me the whole time in the back line, bro.
Damn, I'm 0-2.
I'm trash.
Keep pushing it.
I can't get away with this.
Core temperature rising.
Go back up there.
You guys need a reflect?
Mercy on top of the gas station.
Oh god, that fucking McCree.
McCree above the gas station.
For the Mercy Pocket.
McCree above the gas station still.
Still above the gas station.
McCree below gas station!
What the?!
I hate this dude, man.
Oh my god.
I'm coming back with a visor, bro.
I'm coming back with a visor.
Fuck that.
Let's go.
Mercy on Earth team one.
Mercy one on Earth point.
Mercy one!
Mercy one in the back!
Mercy one in the back over there!
Bow one!
McCree on top of the gas station!
McCree on top of the gas station!
McCree on payload!
McCree on payload one!
Got him!
Mercy on top of the gas station, guys!
I got this Genji on me in the back?
Yeah, I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him, but he's...
He's alright, he's on you.
Oh, it's fucking balls.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, I can't see you.
He's fighting this fucking powered up Genshin.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, if you can touch.
Oh, how?
We were so close to that shit.
And we need to kill more people there.
Score.
The ball kept attacking me in the back line.
I should have ignored him more, but he was just coming after me every single time, bro.
We have to full hold this shit.
We have to full hold this shit man.
God damn it man.
Shout out to subprimes, thank you guys.
Appreciate the love on Twitch.
This character doesn't have enough explosive damage to kill you, Marin.
If every time he go for you, if he hit you, just ignore him.
And just tell healer to heal you.
He cannot kill you like Winston.
The character is very weak.
The only thing he can get value is get your attention.
If they get your attention, she get value.
So don't even look at him.
Why are you guys in the chat hating on my fucking Moira?
Crazy.
We got this, man.
I'm gonna have to pop off this round.
God damn it, man.
I'm fucking mad at myself.
Fucking shit, man.
Feeling strong.
You're good.
It happens.
It happens.
Stupid handspon Ball ran away Echo!
Echo!
No!
Mercy!
Fuck!
Why are you powerful?
What?
I was power boosting him, but when I went to go swap it over, that's my fault.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, you let me die.
I'm trash.
Oh, damn it, dude.
We got one more if we don't die.
We got one more God come here come here You can rest my range okay.
No, no, no, no I'm coming back.
These are for somebody else.
Oh, you guys are purple.
Bro, I couldn't even fucking heal you.
I don't know on a low on payload guys Yennefer have you not played in a while if I'm still safe Uh, no.
I was playing yesterday.
That's not comp.
Whatever.
That was a fucking bad game by me.
God fucking damn it, man.
It happens, it happens.
Go next.
I gotta learn how to play Baptiste better.
You're right, chat.
We're really good, though.
Yeah, I know.
She's honestly fun, too.
Oh, you're gonna like Marvel rival, Brad.
You know the Scarlet Witch?
He literally plays like...
He's a better version of Moira.
Oh, bro, I can't wait.
He can fly and suck people and shit.
You can fly.
Literally fly.
Not like it just fade.
Imagine Moira can fly.
That's how good she is.
That's insane.
Yeah.
No, they gave me a key.
I just got a key for it.
It's gonna close in 24 hours though.
24 hours.
Oh, I gotta play like now.
Yeah, maybe Yeah, maybe Yeah, maybe Yeah, maybe Yeah, maybe Yeah, maybe Yeah, maybe Yeah, maybe Yeah, maybe
Thank you.
Alright.
Time to take my frustration out on these fucks on this round, man.
I can't believe we lost that Raw 66 game, bro.
Those kids on the other team weren't even good, bro.
That McCree was fucking ass.
The ball was carrying them, man.
Alright, chat.
We about to fuck them up this game.
Every soldier needs a cause.
If I play bow...
The healer doesn't need to care about me at all.
Maybe rest, but...
Yeah, just focus heal on DPS. I'm good.
You don't need to heal.
That's the vintage of a bow Monkey bottom mostly on point Powered up Monkey, Lucio.
We'll see our bottom in a week Bunch of the bottom, yeah They're all off.
I've got meds, you need help Monkey on the right.
Monkey on the right.
He's gonna shoot.
I'm on Monkey.
I'm on Monkey.
I need help.
One down on the team.
We win this.
We win this, guys.
Monkey one.
Lucio one shot in there, Widow.
Get him.
Genji on you, Genji on you wall.
He's won, he's won.
Genji won.
Finish him off, Brad.
Good finish.
I need heal, I need heal.
Oh, nevermind.
You guys got this, you guys got this.
We're on point.
No.
What the fuck?
Oh shit, get out of here, Brad.
Help me.
Oh shit.
Bro!
How?
Go back, you never go back.
Come here, come here.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Let's go, man.
Lucio 1.
Genji low, he ran away.
He has no reflex.
Come on, monkey.
Thanks.
What the fuck was that dynamite?
Genji right here- I'm on this monkey bro!
Kill this idiot!
Let's go!
They popped everything.
I got you!
I got you!
Please!
I'm trying to heal you so hard.
They were all focusing on me, man.
Ouch.
I've seen tougher spots Monkey one monkey one monkey one uh He's using primal.
I'm shooting him Fucking hell bro What the fuck, man.
I can't catch a break, bro.
Yo, dude!
Get the fuck off the ass!
You're not doing fucking shit, man!
Holy fuck!
It's not putting any pressure on the fucking team!
How the fuck do I gotta double your damage?
What the fuck, man?
Holy shit, man!
This fucking kid couldn't do shit as Widow, missing shots as fucking Ash, throw a dynamite into fucking bubbles like a retard!
The fuck are you doing, dude?
God fucking damn it, man.
This kid fucking sucks, dude.
I'm literally shooting at him and they're always full HP. I wonder why.
He's not doing no goddamn fucking damage.
Fucking scrub, man.
Go on, high ground.
Monkey over here.
And Lucio.
Bonzo.
Hanzo?
Kill this monkey!
Hanzo!
Okay, that's one dead, one dead, one dead, one dead, push up!
Monkey dead, let's go!
About damn time you did something, fan, you scrub!
More on the left, more on the left!
Running, running, right!
Come here, bitch.
Don't die, please.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
We got this, I'm back now.
Hanzo top middle.
Hanzo top middle.
middle he has no storm arrow more up point more up point joker queen and and Moira on point.
Joker Queen on point low.
Joker Queen on point half.
Behind us, Hanzo.
Come on.
You got the king.
Oh my god.
Really?
Nice hook.
We're shooting the Junker Queen.
They're just chasing me.
Oh, they're melting you.
I can't even hit them anymore.
Coming back.
Junker Queen 1.
That's you.
Junker Queen dead.
Just push.
Just push.
Get point back.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Got point.
Hanzo up top.
Hanzo up top.
Next to you, Chinaman.
Good shit.
Punch him in the face, it's a stupid bow and arrow fuck.
Junker Queen and Moira.
Nice Hulk, nice Hulk.
Kill this bitch.
Let's go!
I'm pushing up with you, Hulk.
Keep Hulk alive.
I'm good, I'm good.
Don't die, man.
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
It's just Hanzo and...
Dude's name is Sway.
Let's go back.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
I got a visor for next fight.
Sombra on point.
Sombra on point.
She's running.
She's running.
No, no, no.
Don't chase Sombra.
Help me.
I need help.
Guys.
It's fine.
We're here, bro.
We're here.
I got a visor.
Junker Queen.
Okay.
Junker Queen's gonna ult.
Get ready.
She's gonna ult.
That's enough, man.
Lucio won!
Hanzo one!
Hanzo one and Lucio one!
Fuck you!
Alright, we got it.
We got it.
kids are trash.
Underneath Diva EMP. They're chasing me.
Oh, they're chasing me too.
Reaper?
Fuck.
Ah.
Get fucked, Zambra.
Hit that bitch with a helix.
Let's go!
The fuck off me!
Reaper, Reaper!
You're fucked!
It's fucking dark, I got heals on point.
Fuck these kids, dude.
Let's go!
Fuck these kids!
They're trash!
For sure.
I'm stepped up.
Guys.
I did it.
We did it.
Oh, that was good.
Good shit.
Alright, we got it on this round.
I'm not losing these fucking swords.
You needed to yell at that kid.
You needed to yell at that kid, bro.
Yeah, he wasn't doing shit, bro.
Once a day, just after my steak dinner.
Someone's gotta do it, man.
Nice to see you, Bradley.
Oh my god, you're surfing me so many times.
Oh yeah, of course.
I'm there.
Because I get locked in, yo.
Tracer on the left Where are Tracer on?
I need help.
Moira...
I shouldn't have done that.
I can't get away with this.
Moira can die.
Oh fuck.
I fucked that up.
Tracer behind Moira.
Come to me.
Don't fight him.
He's one shot.
Let's hold on point.
Don't fight him.
Face around me.
I'm on her.
I'm on her.
She's one.
Good shit.
Good shit, bruh.
Yeah, fuck that bitch.
Anna and Moira coming down main hall.
Oh, nice!
They got Zarya now.
And a Bastion.
I'm shooting the Bastion.
Zarya!
Zarya!
Kill Zarya!
Kill Zarya!
Kill Zarya, please!
Oh, yo, this Zarya's charged up, man.
Zarya's charged up.
I am.
She's 100% charged to Zarya, bro.
Stop playing around and get him off the coin!
Thank you More around more crime or your own or a fight.
Oh shit.
That was good As are charged up Back up.
Reaper.
We got a Reaper now.
And Mercy just used the res.
They got an Ashe up top.
Ashe up top.
Ash one shot, just drop down.
I got a visor if they're pushing.
I've got you in my sights.
Oh shit, Reaper here.
Zarya on point, Zarya on point.
Reaper gone.
Oh, I got shot, I got shot, I got shot.
Ash fucked me up.
It's okay.
We got 99.
I'm running.
This Zarya is charged up, man.
And help!
Help!
Help!
Oh god!
Turn around, Ash!
It's not in the place.
Alright.
The three of them are bottom middle right now.
They're just...
Oh, they're a Reaper behind you.
Be careful.
Rippers on the left That's secondary DPS.
I got one.
That's two that Yeah, we got advantage.
We got advantage.
I'm taking off angle.
Kill!
I'm shooting Zarya in the back.
Zarya!
Zarya!
She just used both bubbles.
Mercy!
Mercy!
One shot!
Mercy!
One shot!
Moira one!
Moira one on point!
Oh, she ran away.
I got point.
Moira on me.
Got her.
Oh, Reaper!
This dude, bro.
It's fine.
We got it.
He's so low to me because he sucks in this game Easy money Alright, good stuff, guys.
I'm carrying this wrong, Maren.
Look at my stats.
What about my stats?
Oh my god, that's true.
About damn time, Brad!
Let's go!
What's your chess saying now?
Does it look good gameplay?
They were actually fighting, yeah.
That's 5 and 6 record now.
Yes guys, Brad does play Overwatch. - I'm sorry.
Oh man.
I got a back pop.
Fuck.
I piss real quick *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* *sad*
Prepare to attack Select your hero *sad* *sad* Team chat *sad* and yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Every soldier needs a cause.
I'm trying to fuck these scrubs up.
Let's go.
How y'all doing?
That's a lot of trash.
Goddamn.
Be careful.
Working on this shield here.
Baptiste one!
Baptiste one!
Got him!
Let's go!
Come on Okay over here melted We got the advantage, guys.
Ryan's shield by the break.
They're going to high ground.
They're trying to go.
Nice, nice.
Ryan melted.
Ryan won.
What the fuck?
Mercy.
Melted.
Alright.
oh so Rhyne is weak.
Soldier on top on the high ground.
Rhyne is one!
What the?!
Motherfucker.
Oh, I'm gonna get out of there.
That's the wrong end of her.
Follow me!
I don't know how I'm playing.
Baptiste on the right.
Baptiste on the right.
Heroes never die.
Ranch still broken pretty much.
Ryan can die on the right, I think.
Someone on the high ground.
Wait, wait.
Ash is so short on top.
That's your solution.
Oh Bob fucking I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
Worst player ever.
Oh, why did I do that?
That's on the right.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
I didn't mean to do that.
What?
This bitch toots at me!
There you go.
Wow!
well yeah she has she had a mercy pocket yeah three heads can't Yo, there's three hitscans above, dude.
Baptiste, Ashe, all of them.
On the high ground.
I'm moving payload, though.
Fuck it.
I'm moving the payload.
Not so fast.
I'm going for high ground.
Yo, yo, yo.
Ashe is top middle?
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
Ashe on me.
I'm on her.
Oh, she's on the high ground.
Mercy one.
If you say mercy.
Alright, go for...
I go for high bronze.
Ryan is...
I'm going high bronze advisor.
What the fuck?
Yo, this ass...
Oh, I had beam on you.
He's trying to run.
Oh, he misses!
Why are we stopped?
Get the lead out and move this payload.
Payloads in my hands.
Good choice.
Ah.
Good choice.
Fun game.
Ash.
I'm down.
We should be able to push this all the way.
I'm going to take high ground.
I'm staying high ground for the fight because they're going to come out taking high ground right now.
Oh my god.
Ryan is low.
Ryan is...
Oh shit, my death.
Oh my god!
Let's hide, let's hide, let's hide!
Sojourn on top of the bank!
Sojourn!
Got Sojourn!
Let's go!
We got it!
Mercy!
Nice!
Good stuff!
Good stuff!
Slap the flight man!
Powered up!
My ultimate is charging!
Benji on second floor.
Be careful.
Me and Mercy on payload.
Watch the tracer on the left.
Alright, he's gonna have a shatter.
He's gonna have a shatter.
Get ready.
No, no, no.
He used it, Marin.
He used it.
Oh, he used it?
Okay.
Ryan's out of position.
He can die.
Ryan's out of position like an idiot.
What's your point?
I'm arrestable.
They're all...
I'm arrestable.
Tracer, no recall.
They got Ana now in the back.
Purple, purple, purple.
Yeah, I'm purple.
Ana's low, though, on the...
Ryan going on payload?
Mother.
I'm trying to kill him.
I'm trying to kill him for you guys right now.
Ryan is low.
One shot on him.
One shot on him.
Goddammit, dude.
Genji, no reflect on the left.
Ryan can die.
Yup.
And his shield is low too.
Kill him.
I'm going to visor.
Let's go.
I'm talking about the rest of them.
Let's go.
No, I got splat.
Genji behind.
Oh my god.
Next fight, next fight, next fight.
He got melted, what the fuck?
Brian's shield but breaking shields broken pretty much They got an echo now.
Rhino on the left, Rhino on the left, could die.
Rhino on the left, could die.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice fucking cancer.
Genji on us, Genji on us, no reflect.
Got him, idiot.
Stupid.
Yo, Mercy over here on the left.
And Echo.
Echo and Mercy low on the left.
On on the left, we guys.
Adaptive circuits engaged.
Oh, you're purple.
Whoa.
Hog is, I mean, Echo.
How does he have ult again, dude?
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
He ran after you with the blade like a fucking dumbass instead of staying on point.
Alright, we just full hold these scrubs.
Alright.
We got this.
I go ult, so you guys can focus here on DPS. Yeah, you guys can bully me.
It's fine, dude.
I don't mind it.
I'm a grown adult.
I'm a man.
Chad's bullying you right now?
No, he said, is it okay to bully the streamer?
I think so.
I think you should bully anyone who sucks at anything.
Facts.
Straight up.
Yo, shout out to this Ashton, our team.
She's fucking them up, bro.
Goddamn.
Step it up, man.
Alright, I'm gonna be on high ground up here, Mercy.
The guy said this game is over.
Yeah.
I like the Moira remote.
Yeah, I do.
It's nice.
Did I ever play Halo?
Oh man, I played so much Halo.
Halo 2 is the best game ever made, ever created at its time.
Facts.
Halo 2 is the best game in forever.
Defend objective aim.
Alright, watch out.
I think there's a Genji on the right.
Mercy and Echo Genji on me here.
Replacing his reflex because he sucks.
Reinhardt is low, Reinhardt is low.
What an idiot.
Reinhardt is really low and his shield is about to break.
You have both Echo and Genji on you?
Yeah, I'm running, I'm running.
Nice kill on the Genji.
Whoa!
Reinhardt, Reinhardt, Reinhardt!
Reinhardt is weak.
Echo is weak too.
She up-broken?
I'm back and I'm taking high ground again.
Not bad.
Oh shit.
I'm backing up.
Echo and air.
Echo and air.
Sniper.
Oh, I'm slept.
I'm down.
Damn.
Down.
Oh, wow!
This...
This echo's a scrub, dude.
Focusing fire.
Adaptive circuits engaged.
So long to me.
Soldier 70.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go Literally killed with a two times, but he still got picked somehow Are we gonna touch this now?
Okay, fine.
Come on, Hygron.
Echo going after our Ashe?
Weak?
Oh my god No one can hide from my sight what'll make her come out of nowhere oh Bro!
Oh my god Echo above, next to you both Oh, Widow's gone.
Oh no, she got res.
I'm taking Hygron.
Grumps.
Mercy, mercy.
Yeah, pick me.
Mercy one!
Ryan is one!
Ryan is one HP! Good shit!
Good shit!
I'm backing up!
I'm backing up!
Widow!
Got her!
Bitch Wow this echoes coming after many help I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Echo in the sky, Echo in the sky, Echo in the sky.
Reinhardt's on the left here, Yvi has a hammer.
He definitely has a hammer.
I call shooting you, Bob?
What the?
I'm at the high level.
I'm at the high level.
Oh my god.
Yeah, there's a bunch of them up there.
I didn't know Ana was up there too man Yeah, they kill you guys so faster than I can kill them Everyone heal up here What the- where the fuck did he come from?
Oh my god, bro.
What the...
So lucky, man.
We need a they don't have a widow maker anymore though, which is good Right her below Okay.
Mercy low.
Mercy...
She's on the right over there.
With Tracer.
*Scoffs* Echo gone?
They got a McCree now?
They got a McCree now?
She res the McCree?
I mean, she res the echo?
Fuck you!
You wouldn't use copy just to not die, you fuckin' scrub!
You're gonna die anyway!
I'm not one!
I'm not one!
Thanks.
*makes a lot of damage* Let's go!
You kids suck.
I'm taking high ground.
I'm taking high ground.
I'm coming back to take high ground.
Resetting up.
We can hold this shit.
These kids are fucking terrible.
I'm resetting right now.
I'm taking high ground.
I'm going to be shooting down on these boys.
Marin, look at me.
Marin, look at me.
Yeah, I see you.
I'm going to slam their Ana or McCree.
How the fuck can I do that?
Patrick!
Hi Smyron!
I got you!
Ana, weak in the back.
Finish her off.
She just resed the McCree.
McCree coming after you both.
I will, I will, I will, I will.
Melted.
Let's go.
Do it again, do it again.
Yeah, I'm over here.
You know what to do.
Do it again.
Oh, help our Ashe.
Help our Ashe.
Oh, man.
They got Sombra now.
Here, I gotta heal, I gotta heal.
Sombra here, Sombra here!
Oh, I'm an idiot.
I got fucked.
They're wisdom nano, they're wisdom nano!
Myron, survive, survive!
I'm not- I'm not dying, I'm not dying.
I'm here with Mercy.
I'm- I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna- Oh my god, I'm two health.
Survive, survive, survive, survive.
You're purple, you're purple.
Yep.
80 at all.
On a one!
One shot!
Mercy one too!
You guys got this!
Point!
I tried to touch him, sorry.
I'm on point, but I'm gonna die.
Oh my god.
Gold, I can come back.
I got mines on payload!
Oh, come on!
So close.
This McCree on our team is trash, bro.
Lions kid?
I have idea.
All of you, everyone, just stay on high ground.
Everyone stay on high ground.
I'll see this measure resolved.
Don't stand together though.
Two and two.
You know, they tried to make a movie about the founding of Overwatch.
We got this.
Total flop.
The guy who played me?
What an amateur.
They got Ryan again.
Yo Ash, are you in the chat?
Yes.
Okay, he's in here.
Look at Ash.
Oh, watch out Brad, don't die!
Bro, what the fuck is that?
What was that?
You almost got destroyed.
You got a Sombra coming up on you.
Yeah.
They're all looking at me.
I had to back up.
I had to get off the high ground.
Sombra, Sombra above.
Getting chased by the Sombra.
What the?
Is this Reinhardt drunk?
Yo, Reinhardt in here.
He could die.
Stay high ground, guys.
Always.
Sombra low.
Sombra low on their team.
Another one.
Bro, what the fuck?
I told you guys just stay on high ground guys.
Come on!
They cannot touch you except Zumbra guys.
Don't panic Don't die, don't die bruh Don't die bruh.
Me and Mercy are coming back right now.
Taking Hygrond here with mercy.
Sombra on me and behind, she's up top.
I don't see her.
Get the fuck out of here.
She's on me now.
Don't look me, don't!
Sombra 1, got her!
Got her!
Oh, she does rest.
God damn it, man.
God damn it, man.
Please, don't look Sombra!
Don't look Sombra!
I don't quit till the fight's done.
83 the visor.
Oh my god, dude.
The placement on this shit.
Where's my teammate, though?
Bro, we got locked in this fucking thing.
The other way.
Yeah, she put the bob right by her spawn, bro.
She put the bob literally in the spawn.
How is that happening?
She shot the bob in there.
One Sombra can do so much Ash Stupid Ash is all of all All of them Oh my god Okay Oh Let's get this Ash off the high ground over here She has a Sombra and a Mercy here.
You guys ready?
I'm about a visor, these idiots.
I'm about a visor.
Keep me alive Mercy while I do this.
Get them the fuck off the high ground.
Literally three of them Let's go.
Alright.
We really gotta push that shit like damn near all the way, bro.
Fucking shit, man.
Yeah.
The.8.
I told you guys to stay on high ground.
Why run?
We were, bro.
But it was the fucking...
The Sombra.
Look, they come.
There only one Sombra can go on high ground.
The other people only...
They're not have reach.
So if I can...
Take care of their backline.
They're fucked if you guys stay on high ground.
So what you're saying is we should've went high ground.
Yeah.
I told you there's four men on high ground.
Only one can touch your guys in Sombra, but he can 1v4, right?
Ryan can fly, Ash can jump, but if he jump, you guys can kill her.
So, yeah.
Alright, whatever.
Let's just fucking take this shit and we gotta push it further than them.
That's really what it comes down to.
You guys can panic and just fire in small rooms.
That's why we lose.
Well no, the Ashe did throw a good bob.
She threw it right in their spawn, bro.
So they couldn't come out.
That's point B. That's what I'm talking about.
That's how they got point B. She threw the bomb literally where the spawn was.
Alright, super.
Let's try to get a hook here and get a kill and then we can run right on point.
Ash is already low on their team.
Nice hook!
Nice hook on Orion!
He's burning from the dynamite.
Bro, come on!
Ash is low on their team.
Come back, come back, come back.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Four and four, four and four, four and four.
We got the advantage.
I got a healer up.
Ryan has no shield.
You missed his pin.
Up top, up top.
Bro, how?
How?
How?
How is Sombra can kill everyone?
Yo, chill out, bro.
Chill the fuck out.
It's not just Sombra.
The Reinhardt was in the fucking room.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we can get this bob.
Wow, they're hailing the bob.
Okay!
They're literally healing him.
Ash is low on their team.
Alright, we got a touch point guys.
Ana, Ana won!
Fuck!
Man!
This ash came out of nowhere, man.
Yep.
Whatever.
I cannot do more there.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Fucking frustrating, man.
*sad music*
I'm not sad, chat.
*sad music* Yeah, Myron's streaming.
I think he's on a bunch of different platforms.
How am I too big to play Overwatch?
How tall are you, Brody?
Brody.
6-3.
Oh, shit.
That's too big of an Overwatch.
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every soldier needs a cause powered up right or wrong I'm gonna finish this war do not start the mission yet the mammal has something in his teeth okay go ahead alright playing Gibraltar
okay Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack commencing.
*Many's voice* Escort the people.
*Many's voice* *Many's voice* *Many's voice* *Many's voice* *Many's voice* *Many's voice* *Many's voice* *Many's voice* *Many's voice* *Many's voice* Oh shit, let go!
*Many's voice* *Many's voice* What was that res?
This is in the back leg.
Both the healers fucking gang bang me.
Redeploying.
Fuck up.
Alright, Ash is above.
Ashe is low above.
She's still low above.
Her and Lifeweaver.
Lifeweaver low too.
He's running.
No!
Heal me!
Genji, Genji one!
Genji one!
Genji one!
Who needs healing?
I'm trying to do the favor.
Wonderful.
Monkey running.
Ashe, Ashe.
Ashe dead.
Monkey?
I'm pushing up, pushing up to help you with the monkey.
Baptiste, Baptiste and Lifeweaver on the left.
Monkey super low.
Power here.
I'm on monkey, I'm on monkey.
Of course he ulted.
Of course he ulted.
Yup.
Mate, what the fuck, bro?
Dude, this mate got me killed, bro.
He just fucking walled me off, man.
This mate literally just got me killed, bro.
Heal me, brody.
I got energy for you.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Alright, I got a visor.
Let's go.
Bro, oh my god.
I'm so tired of this shit right now.
Oh my god, I hate this game right now!
Oh my god!
We got a blizzard.
I don't know if anyone's there to capitalize, though.
What?
Dude, I'm...
I... Oh, man.
Monkey is half.
And Baptiste.
Alright, we just, we gotta, we gotta group up and go in here.
Dude, I'm about to break my goddamn computer.
I'm about to raid.
Genji, low?
Oh, wow.
Of course he win though.
Alright.
Dude, I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.
We're so split.
Thanks, Doc.
We got 20 seconds.
There's no line.
People just running around.
Alright.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck.
Alright.
Uh, this Mei got a kill.
I can't see you.
Back up a little.
Alright, I'm popping by Zer...
There's a bob.
There's a bob on point.
Oh, we didn't touch?
I'm on point.
I'm on point.
A literature down point!
Bro, I did nothing.
If I get killed every single time I showed up.
We just gotta hold this down then.
Uhhh.
Yeah, bedtime.
Yeah, you're right, chat.
They said bedtime.
I don't like the games.
It's like everyone is like the whole across the whole map.
Like, my dumbass heals like short range, you know?
Every soldier needs a cause.
I was just in the kitchen.
Anyone have something they want to confess?
I saw someone steal your leftovers, but I'm afraid to say who.
Alright, we gotta full hold them, guys.
That's what we gotta do.
No unnecessary risks!
This mate got me killed on one of the most important fights.
It's the fucking walled me off when we die.
Feeling stronger?
Feeling spry.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Attackers incoming.
They got Moira Mae.
Genji.
I was mad warrior Genji.
Oh my god, I'm an idiot.
We're on their team low.
Monkey on me.
Monkey on me.
I'm shooting Monkey.
I'm shooting monkey What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I can't believe that Mei really did that shit, bro.
I mean that Moir really did that shit.
She used a Fade to chase you.
Idiot.
Man, what the fuck?
Yanji, one shot.
Somebody need a touch.
Somebody need a touch.
We got a touch.
We got a touch.
Oh, man.
That one felt really bad.
Yeah.
The Smash Kid sucks.
Play of the game.
We got fucked up, man.
Oh, I was getting fucking tossed.
Like, nonstop.
Of course, that's me dying in the kill cam.
I would make fun of you, but I played bad last round too, so whatever.
Whatever.
I played, dude, I... Yeah, I played that bad, you trash, but still, goddamn.
It was bad, bro.
But, like, what's with, we're so spread, like, what's with that shit?
Yeah, our mate was retarded, bro, and we just weren't, we weren't, we never grouped up.
Yeah, that was tough.
Very tough.
I feel like we were playing the fucking free-for-all.
What's the final?
What are we at right now?
Are we five and seven or five and eight?
China man.
I don't even know.
China man normally keeps a record.
China man.
China man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Cat said 5 and 8.
Yes.
5 and 8?
Okay.
I'll go to the bathroom.
Never mind, never mind.
Alright, we're 5 and 8.
Okay, that's all I want to know.
Okay then.
Okay then.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
What?
What you got to say now?
What you got to say now?
What the fuck?
You ain't got shit to say.
When you put your girl on the snap- This nigga diddy crazy.
You just saw that video?
Yeah, what is that?
Who is that in the blanket or some shit?
Cassie.
Oh, that's Cassie?
So that's another video of her under a blanket?
That's an old video that they just re-released.
Holy shit.
Dude, it's not looking good for him, bro.
They released that.
They released the fucking hotel shit.
My man chased after her butt naked, bro.
Yeah.
Like, what the hell, man?
Crazy.
Crazy how they have...
It seems like they have like their fall people.
Because like people like that, like they're not they're never acting alone
all right Got a game.
Prepare for battle.
Thank you.
Select your hero.
Oh, I just realized, bro, I could play on my main account.
Why am I playing on JBill's account?
I'm unbanned.
What the hell?
Yeah guys, I'm playing on Jay's account, Jay Bill's account because I got banned.
I got banned on my main account, but I can play on my main account again.
I'm about to go back to my main.
Alright, switch to teamchat.
Yo, I completely forgot.
After this game, guys, I'm gonna switch back to my main account, bro.
I'm finally unbanned.
Guys, I was banned on my main account for a month, bro.
Shit was terrible.
Talking too much shit.
I was talking too much shit.
Alright, we're about to rock these kids this round though.
Let's go Bug on point He's by himself.
He could die.
He's an idiot for that.
He could die.
Dude, those spam heals got melted.
Our monkey's getting melted too.
It's fine.
We got the number advantage.
We got the number advantage.
Hanzo?
Echo on the right.
Echo on the right.
Low.
Okay.
Right now. - Ryan is low as hell.
Dammit, it's crazy.
I'm going after one after one.
Don't shoot me.
Hanzo dead?
No shit.
Carry, carry on the left, carry on the left.
This Reinhardt, what the fuck?
This Reinhardt's idiot.
I'm arrestable.
I'll try.
Dragon, Dragon.
How'd he get us all so quick?
It sucks.
- Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
- Ryan and slow.
- Engage.
Cassidy.
I was trying to beam you, but you teleported.
I'm sorry.
No, you're good, you're good.
No!
I just can't believe you can't hit that ground.
Look at the shooting at me and hit me.
I call down.
I call down.
Trying to break this ride shield.
Ride shield gonna break.
Three of them on the left, three of them on the left.
Echo one, echo one.
Carry one, carry one.
What the?
Damn.
Point locked.
I got a Visor.
Let's go.
Let's push this shit.
You guys need a touch though.
I touch.
We got a Genji now.
I'm taking Hydra on his right.
I'm advisor.
Pushing.
Pushing.
Pushing them off the point.
No!
Oh man, Reinhardt behind you guys.
Run hard behind you guys dude Man redeploy This shit's a fucking hard man.
This shit's a fucking struggle, bro.
Uh...
Alright.
make it off this round.
Yet another stretch of cloudless skies and idyllic ocean views.
Wonderful.
Feeling spry.
Five, four, three, one.
We gotta win this shit.
Yeah, we got him, man.
Let's fucking do this shit now.
Soldier.
Ryan.
Oh, Maga.
Maga on the right.
I'm sorry.
Maga on the right.
Nice hook.
He ran away.
Echo on the right.
Nice hook on the Maga.
He's low on the right.
He's low bottom right.
Maga low bottom right guys.
Mug him bottom right Mug him bottom right still Maga bottom right.
I'm shooting him.
He's low.
He's low.
He's one!
God damn it, bro.
Carry dead!
Carry dead!
Oh my god.
I wish I had.
Poop.
I will not let you fall.
Thanks.
Adaptive circuits engage.
Thanks.
Wasted the copy.
Margo low!
Margo low!
Bro, how's this?
These kids are not fucking dying, man!
We need to shoot DPS. They don't die in BPS, so we need to...
I know.
I know.
Who needs healing?
Help me.
Oh my God.
I know.
I got a visor.
Can we push him?
Echo on the left.
Bro.
Oh my god.
Well, I'll try my best.
I kill all of our carry.
Their DPS just...
I've seen tougher spots This dude's in our back line What the fuck man?
Wow Yeah We got fucked up, man.
We literally got fucked up.
This Habibi kid fucking sucks, too.
Fucking had the nerve to fucking beg me.
Fucking scrunch.
It sucks.
I'm getting off.
It just pissed me the fuck off.
I can't do it.
Oh, goddamn.
Alright, man.
I'll see you bro.
I'm getting off.
GG's up.
Alright, bro.
I think our final record was 5-9, man.
We're trash.
Just keep that.
Just write that down, though.
We'll come back from that.
Wait, wait.
I'm here.
It's time to win, guys.
How's everybody doing?
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
Brad, you can't get off now, bro.
No, I have to.
I gotta go to sleep.
Dude, we just got a pro in the chat, man.
Last one.
Brad, you can't go now.
You can't leave on hell, my friend.
We just got awkward in the house.
Let's fucking go.
We about to win now.
Go back from the dentist.
He fucked my shit up.
It's time to destroy these kids in Overwatch.
Alright, let's fucking go.
We got awkward in the house.
Now we're not gonna lose.
Alright, let's fucking go.
Alright.
Let's fucking go.
I'm about to get an energy drink.
It's eventually going to pass out from all these energy drinks. .
Are you not gonna swatch Con?
Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma?
Ma? Ma? Amen. Amen.
Did you guys watch the fight yesterday?
Okay?
Uh, which one?
I did.
Uh, heavyweight, heavyweight.
Yeah, heavyweight.
Tyson Fury.
Tyson Fury, I'm sorry.
My dog's torn.
Yeah, that was his first loss.
Damn.
That was a nice fight.
Yeah.
Haven't seen that good of a boxing match for so long.
Yeah, you have another one coming up soon.
Let there be a bevel.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Alright let's rock these boys.
Alright we're 5 stacking right now.
We're really five-stacking.
Let's fuck go.
We don't gotta go into team chat.
Which means there's nobody to report you to get banned.
Nice!
That's true!
Every soldier needs a cause.
Your hair looks brittle, Jack.
Are you taking your vitamins?
Once a day, just after my steak dinner.
Brad's probably gonna report me though.
Is he here?
I don't know!
We don't get deceived.
Call him by name.
Get back.
We're moving out.
Expect resistance.
I'm taking it up, guys.
Thanks.
All right, tell me where I'm going to go.
I'm going now.
Hands off I'm gonna go again.
Can you follow me possibly?
Yo yo yo!
Hanzo top middle!
Hanzo top above!
Weak!
I'm an idiot!
Okay!
Awesome.
Can you see you?
I got it.
Take it.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting. I'm still fighting.
Duplicating Soldier 76.
Bro!
Yo, um...
Monkey low, monkey low, monkey...
Oh, man.
Can you go for soldier?
Yeah, I'm trying to...
He's in the corner, he's in the corner.
I'm moving payload, I'm moving payload.
Mercy low?
What the fuck, man?
This brig is annoying.
Ah, my bad.
Monkey, monkey, monkey.
Monkey above on ball.
Okay, monkey ran away I can't mind them Yeah, I need to follow me in a minute Yo, monkey here in front of our spawn, we can't Monkey low!
Monkey low!
I'm shooting him!
He's in a corner!
Soldier below!
Soldier below!
Get the soldier!
He's in that room weak!
Monkey chasing me, man.
Kill this idiot!
This annoying fuck.
Got him.
They're all dead, they're all dead.
Just monkey, just monkey.
Alright.
We got it.
Yo, just so you guys know, this Akame kid was on our team last time, he was playing the McCrean, he was absolute trash.
Oh yeah, it's true.
Brick coming left, Brick coming left, she's low.
Soldier?
Soldier one!
Soldier one on payload!
Dude, what an idiot.
See, we had the idiot on our team last game.
That's why we fucking lost.
Monkey?
Monkey?
Fucking dumbass.
Good shit, guys.
Good shit, guys.
Let's go.
I need to help restore.
Brig?
Bastion dead?
Brig low?
Brig low?
Brig one?
You're fucked, dummy.
Nice follow, man.
Yeah, I got you.
No one's moving payload, though.
I'm moving payload, I'll move it, I'll move it.
You guys just...
I got Pender.
One HP, one HP, one HP. He's playing McCree, that kid sucks.
He's one!
Kill him, kill him!
I got it.
Hey, that's good.
Nah, it sucks.
Watch out for the bashing echo.
Let's go Bradley, me and you bro.
Let's go.
Hog, Hog, Hog, Hog, Hog.
I'm shooting him in the back.
He's low.
Hog is low.
Good shit, good shit.
Coming back.
These kids are trash, bro.
See?
Now you see why we lost last round, this shitty ass Akame, bro.
Garbage, man Nice minefield row Get the Rora, get the Rora.
Oh shit.
Look, you have to reload, man!
Catching you up!
Dude, sucks.
I'm taking high ground.
I'm gonna virus them from the back.
Pause.
Bro, what the fuck?
Why is my ganky doing that?
Mercy running?
Crane some space for you guys.
They're literally all...
No!
What?!
How?!
The fuck?!
Oh, boy.
I'm behind a wall.
I don't know.
Okay, next time let's go together.
Hog!
Hog!
Stay alive Bradley!
I'm shooting him with you.
I will go...
I will go high brawn if you can.
McCree's.
McCree's up top.
Bastion up top as well.
McCree's!
McCree!
Let's go!
Hog on point!
On the mecha!
On the mecha!
Hog just soloed me on the point bro.
We gotta touch point guys!
We gotta touch point!
Gotta touch it!
I'm getting...
Functions at peak power!
Efficiency rating: maximum danger!
McCree one, McCree one, McCree one on payload!
Targeting hostile.
I got heals on Payload!
oh my god they're all on this shit it was a good push Fine.
Score.
1-0.
Switching sides.
No, I'm not streaming tomorrow.
I'll be in...
I'll be in...
Hawaii.
All right, we got a full hold of these kids, man.
Maybe I go Bastion.
You know what?
No, I ticked the Echo.
I'm gonna do better this round, man.
Almost doubled my damage, but I don't know how.
Oh, I have a Mercy Pocket.
Oh, well.
Still.
Double?
I gotta fucking step it up this round.
Messed off man.
I can't lose the Akame bro.
I'm gonna sit on high ground the whole time man.
I didn't take high ground enough on attack there.
I did one time and they fucking all ran when I visored.
Genji!
Genji below!
Genji below you guys, right now!
They're diving me.
Monkey diving me right here.
Follow me, Jennifer.
Oh, okay.
The Genji and the fucking...
Bam!
I got killed.
Monkey, man.
Man just jumped right on me bro.
Redeploying.
Hostile spotted.
I'm coming back.
Oh, Genji won.
If you see Genji, he's 1 HP. He ran away.
I'm on Monkey.
Get out of there, Brad.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Monkey chasing.
Oh.
Get out of there, Mercy.
Alright, oh, shit.
What?
No kill is true.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Did I not get that res?
Why not?
Yeah, I thought I also got that one.
Yeah, okay.
Oh no, he reflected your shit.
Oh Brad, you're in the team chat, bro?
Yeah, I'm an idiot.
Yeah bro, we're all in the same group.
- Enemies fight.
- Hanzo and uh...
monkey Okay!
Oh, okay! okay!
Help me!
Help me!
They'll regret that.
The payroll is approaching its destination, duplicating Genji.
Heroes never die.
Fields online.
Nice.
I hear Genji right now.
This weapon becomes me.
Capability is must.
I receive my...
Genji, hear it?
Get in the insight.
Oh, shit.
No Reflect?
No Reflect to jump off map.
Or maybe he didn't.
Okay, yeah, he did.
Alright.
Gotta hold this for three fucking minutes, man.
I'm gonna stay back here on the high ground.
Back up if you guys need help.
One shot on Brigg.
Got her.
Got her.
Fuck you Genji.
Fuck her.
I suck.
Fucking sucks man That's our inner Alright, even better.
Capability is matched!
They got McCree and- HOW?!
Bro!
They need to fix that hitbox, man.
Yo, Hanzo's here.
Hanzo's here.
Oh, damn.
- Oh, damn, okay. - Oh, damn, okay. - Okami, you can't get your memory!
Come back up, back up, back up.
I'm coming back with a visor.
We have ult.
We have touch.
Yeah, we got ult in the south.
Pop in visor.
Mercy one, mercy one, mercy one.
Got her.
Hanzo on me.
Hanzo watch out.
Hanzo watch out on my axe.
There we go.
Good.
Go play, guys.
Good hold, good hold.
Redeploying.
*BEEP* Hanzo going left, somebody's blinking.
Yup, I can hear him coming up behind me too, I'm running.
It's Hanzo, it's Hanzo.
He's really low, he's kind of low.
Follow me, follow me.
Hands off!
Dude, this kid's a fucking scrub man.
They got his M now too by the way.
No way.
Oh shit.
Hey, help our thing.
Behind your brother.
Oh my god, fuck.
Oh my god.
Hodgeman?
Maybe.
No.
Damn.
Fuck it.
You off, Brad?
That's it for you?
Yeah, I'm gonna go to sleep.
Alright.
This kid sucks too, man.
I'm good.
Bye, guys.
Have a good one, man.
Like, what the fuck, man?
God damn it, man.
I just went to Platinum 1 now.
Incredible, bro.
Just fucking deranking all night, man.
Five and fucking ten, man.
I should switch to my main account, man.
Man, what the fuck am I doing on this shit?
Oh!
Thank you.
Captain Pete teabag, it's Diamond 3.
pretty good damn I should have do more there
I should have done it in the next step We got a game.
Alright.
I'm gonna get this account back to Diamond and then get off and go on my main account.
Prepare to attack.
select your hero every soul to be to cause
All right, King's Roe, message team shot.
I'm gonna melt this.
I'm gonna melt this.
I'm gonna melt this.
I did not mean to switch to Widow, but fuck it.
Targeting hostile They don't have DPS Every soldier needs a cause
Echo one echo one got her I can't save you every time I can't save you every time Do him idiot running Do him over here, do him over here, he's running You need to go back man, please Oh, what the fuck?
McCree?
One shot on McCree?
Doom is low?
He's a 4 HP up.
Oh, that's echo chasing.
Yeah, for that.
I should have kept running.
Kept running now.
Alright, we got the flight.
You guys all went to team chat, didn't even notice.
Ah, shit.
We must ensure the payload's progress.
Ascending.
Let shadow consume.
*Minefield* Meteor Strike!
I'm on Doom, I'm on Doom, I'm on Doom!
He's low.
He's like half Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Nice peel, nice peel.
Haha!
He copied a useless person.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
My bad, my bad, my bad.
McCree low, you ran away.
Dufus is coming around on the right hand side.
Doom on the right.
Echo weak.
Nice.
Doom on payload.
Doom on payload low.
She nanoed him.
I'm visoring him.
Focusing him?
What the fuck?
Where's Moira?
What the hell?
Bitch?
Is it Reservoir?
Is it Reservoir?
Of course.
Of course.
Payload secure.
Move out.
Pay check.
affirmative don't face behind it's a new duplicating the honor help me targeting hostile going up Tracer here.
Thank you.
Of course.
Doom idiot.
He's on you, Timmy.
You're fucked, dummy.
Tracer?
Tracer on Caleb.
She's one shot.
Recall.
No recall.
This tracer sucks.
Ball on point.
Ball one.
Good finish.
Ana on the left with Moira.
more on the left more on point More on point low.
More dead.
Tracer behind.
Tracer behind you guys.
Ball and tracer low.
Ball dead.
Pay attention or you'll wind up dead.
Tracer?
3-1?
Alright, yeah.
Alright.
Alright.
Three to zero.
Switching sides.
Two to zero.
One to zero.
One to zero.
Do not speak to the pilot at this time.
He has speed eating.
Follow my lead.
I've been through more of these than I can count.
How fair is your research, Dr. Zia?
I'll be back over here, Ayanna, for if you need to fly to someone.
I'll be back over this way.
I'll be here and I'll be here.
These two windows.
On the high ground.
We have Widow.
Careful.
Widow Ball, Moira.
Echo 2.
Echo on me.
Echo's in...
I don't know if you can res that, but...
I'm gonna try.
I see, I see.
She backed off.
She backed off.
Moira on point.
Moira on point.
I'm on my way.
More dead.
More dead.
Oh, echo on me again.
Got it Dave.
Let's go.
Wallen, um, Echo got me.
I'm glad you...
Recover your flesh.
Don't die.
Yo, this Echo will get off my dick, man.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Thank you, Yena, for your best.
You're welcome.
Echo on me here.
Bro!
Again?
Damn.
As soon as I walk away?
Alright, I can res it though.
As long as she's not protecting your body.
Let me know if she dives you again so I can look.
I see her, she's...
Ball coming towards our Moira.
Setting up settings.
Wow, follow me.
Oh, I'm in trouble.
It's okay.
We have time.
Rise can pass a lot of time.
We touched less second.
I can't get away with this.
Are you kidding?
That damn echo.
Dude she just came to our spawner just fucking one shot at me man.
Naptack, let's get.
Press your bed.
See if we can touch this.
Nice, nice, nice.
This echo is so focused on chasing me that they can't even capture the point.
That echo killed me.
Where's the echo?
Echo inside, am I imagining?
She lost her copy.
Bitch.
All that looks like our strategy is effective.
Keep it up They're about to lose this game man fucking Fucking Dracula 4 Kid's a piece of shit man.
Fuck you!
You're dying!
Fuck you!
That was a frustrating ass game dude.
Play of the game.
Good stuff.
Personality duplication complete.
Fixating on target.
Disintegrated.
Echo is broken man.
I'm gonna switch accounts.
Give me one sec, guys.
You have the feedback?
Oh, yeah.
Give me one sec, guys.
I'm switching accounts.
Ninjas?
messages.
Yeah, chat, give me one sec.
We got Chris in the chat.
The bum is in the flesh.
Let me open up this blizzard.
Or steam in this case.
Give me one sec, guys.
I'm switching accounts right now.
That's what I am doing.
I don't know why the fuck it's being so slow though.
It's like, bro, let me switch.
Dude, what the fuck, man?
Dude, what the fuck, man?
Let me try this again.
Okay, there we go.
Now it's letting me switch.
Sorry about that, guys.
Bear with me real quick.
Should.
All right.
There we go.
All right.
Signing into my main right now, guys.
Okay, now we'll open up Overwatch.
Alright, I think we're good.
We back.
Haven't been on this account in over a month.
Holy man.
Alright, we're back in here.
Let's go.
I'm on my main account after a fucking months All right time to rock these boys You guys can hear me, right?
I'm not, like, fucking combat on this bitch?
You're good.
You're good this time.
Nice, alright.
I'm done with three on this account, so we're gonna get harder matches, but it's fine.
You know what?
I'll play these hard games and take L's over fucking, um, you know, playing shitty-ass games with, like, idiot teammates at lower levels.
Yo, chat, look at this guy.
Look at this dude, what he's doing here.
Hold on, I'm gonna show the chat what I'm looking at here.
Look at this shit, this guy's on Twitter running around RKO-ing people.
Wow. - Wow.
It said, ow, my knee.
What?
Wait now!
If this is a stage...
Bro.
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
Bro, if that's not staged, this dude is ridiculous.
quote Boom It's such an interesting place.
Let's see if I find anything else we can react to here, guys.
Let's see if I find anything
else. Let's see if I
find anything else.
Let's see if I find anything else.
Let's go.
"Select your hero." Alright, so we're just team chat ninjas. so we're just team chat ninjas.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Look at the state of the world.
I feel bad for Brad.
Every time I showed up, we just...
Taking a lot of elves is difficult.
It is, bro.
Fundamental.
I'm gonna bug something.
Shit, I gotta get an updated rating of what we are now.
Yeah, fair.
Okay.
Damn it!
I'll try to repay the favor.
Okay.
Oh.
McCree won.
McCree won.
What the?
Okay.
Awesome Cass He's full.
He's full.
He got healed.
Sorry, Monkey in the back line?
I was muted.
Yeah, I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting, I'm shooting.
Didn't expect that ferreted splash.
Soldier up top, low?
Yeah.
Holder.
Oh shit, it's empty.
Ah, Soldier.
What are they doing?
Soldier low?
I'm shooting Winston too?
Thank you.
Winston, one shot on point.
Winston, low on point in this bubble.
Okay.
He's angry.
He's on one shot.
Got him.
Elmer's Wow They can't get away with this Lost beam Monkey?
He's half?
Oh my god Monkey and McCree here.
They got no trans.
They use trans.
Can he go and soldier in a bit?
Right Monkey over there guys I've got you in my sights We have that, we have that McCree, what?
What the fu- He's not one He's got a mercy with him.
Yeah, that's why I got me.
Oh, no way.
Let's increase fucking stuff man Soldier one!
Soldier one!
Soldier one in the middle!
Zen is back!
Soldier one on...
Oh my god man.
Score.
Zero to one.
Ah.
Yeah.
Difficult for no reason.
Helping those in need is its own reward.
I had to switch to my settings, man.
It's been a while since I played on this account.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
I got on this one.
Let's fuck these kids out, bro.
Let's go.
I lose the scrumst.
Winston above.
Monkey, monkey, gotta die!
Yeah, he's one, he's one, he's one!
There's a McCree next to us, man, on the right, dude.
Pulse of my team just died.
Thanks.
McCree and uh...
There's a McCree to our left guys, be careful.
McCree dead, McCree dead, McCree dead.
Winston?
Ah, they're hiving me.
They're really low, all of them.
Monkey on the right here.
Monkey, one!
Monkey dead.
Zen on the left.
I see him.
McCree, McCree on the left!
Oh, wow.
Wow, they're using transcendence.
Heal for you here.
Heal for you here, Hulk.
McCree low?
Nice hook.
Monkey now?
Nice, nice, nice.
Push this idiot back.
Fuck this Winston up.
Winston's top left.
Oh, we gotta get point.
Xenon point.
Xenon point with mercy.
Okay.
Owww!
Owww!
Come back with the visor.
Monkey!
Monkey on point!
Monkey on point!
I've got you in my sights.
Mercy one!
I'm on fire.
Widow!
Widow!
Yeah, it's Widow!
Got her!
Fuck that bitch.
Don't tell Doomfist I'm coming for him.
Monkey top left.
Monkey's left, guys.
Soldier coming left too.
Monkey on point.
Trying to come on point.
He's already half.
They're running there.
They're running back.
Nice.
Kill at mercy.
Monkey running.
McCree on the right.
McCree on the right.
Monkey, monkey, monkey, half.
He just used ult.
That's okay.
Or too early.
Good.
I'm shooting him He's on me He's not here.
That was a garbage ult Then behind what if you He got me, dude.
I didn't know he was there.
Soldier behind you.
On the right, on the right of the bridge.
ZNS1! ZNS1! Dude!
Fuck!
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold, hold, hold.
Can you touch right?
Nevermind.
I can touch.
I can touch.
Redeploying.
Never touch.
Nice.
*Loud* *Loud* *Loud* *Loud* *Loud* Soldier...
bro soldier and monkey just jumped on me in the back nice hook be objective to be ours shortly Mercy one
Monkey on a monkey on point one Soldier ulting on the right hand side.
Got him.
Monkey in the bubble on the left.
Soldier on the right.
Air lord.
I can step it up this next round.
This shit pissing me off bro.
Oof, we did so much there.
Pre-mission checklist complete.
Now it's time for the good bit.
If they go something else, I'm gonna go full ball.
If they want to counter me.
Alright.
We got Mercy.
We got Echo.
Echo and Sorghum is a DPS. Bro, why is them there?
What is he doing?
I'm on the Smoky.
I'm on the Smoky.
I'll put a heal down?
Let's kill this dumbass.
He's weak.
Echo on me.
I'm shooting the Echo.
I'm shooting the Echo.
Echo low on the left.
Echo low on the left with a Mercy gun.
What the fuck is that crap, man?!
Echo one.
Monkey on the right!
She's dead.
Monkey, monkey on the left!
Monkey on the left!
Help or Hawk!
Nice.
These kids are so fucking weird, bro.
They're so unpredictable.
Like, they do weird shit.
And die!
They got Doomfist now.
They got Doomfist now.
Back it up.
They got Doomfist now.
Nice hook Nice hook on him Reaper too, they got a Reaper now.
I'm on Reaper, helping you out.
Hit him with a Helix, he has to use Wraith.
Reaper, Reaper, come in, no Wraith on him, no Wraith on him, no Wraith.
He's low, he's low.
Nice.
Mercy on the left.
Oh, she ran away.
alright they are calling soldiering!
soldiering!
there's a hog kill be careful Sojourn, this guy weak.
Oh, they just switched the hug, I'm backing up.
Nice luck, nice luck!
I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him with you, I'm shooting him with you, he can die, he can die.
Reaper chasing.
Current Sojourn?
Reaper?
Fuck you Reaper, you're dying today.
What?
Wow, you got naded hard.
Damn.
I'm on the hog, I'm on the hog.
I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Back up Hogg and their team.
Backing up.
Soldier on the right.
Blanking on the right.
No rest?
Nice pulse bomb.
No, I don't have rest.
I hear Reaper.
Take back the point.
Take back the point.
Oh, what did I do?
Reaper chasing me.
Oh, I fucked up.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Okay.
Bog is slow.
I'm shooting him with you, bro.
I'll back my room.
Yeah, I'm back in.
I'm back in.
I'm back in.
I'm not trying to die this way.
Alright, I'm coming back in.
What the fuck?!
Lucky fucking hook, man!
Oh!
5 on 4!
That's a big one!
5 on 4!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm about to take off angle!
3 on 4!
3 brand new, Tracer!
I'm shooting him!
I'm shooting him!
He has no raid!
They're chasing me.
They're chasing me.
Reaper and Roadhog chasing.
Good finish.
Point of hit.
Oh!
Yo, he's fucking nano-ed, man.
He's nano-ed.
One shot at me.
Oh, wow.
I was behind the pillar, dude.
We're coming back on point.
Mercy, come on.
Taxi.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Thank you.
We should have this.
See if anyone touches.
Pre-dead.
Zen one, Zen one.
Pog on point.
I got me.
Fog is one shot.
This is me.
Ana and Zen in the back.
Ana dead.
Sorcerer on the right.
Melted.
There we go.
I'm sorry guys, I shouldn't have been in a struggle like that.
All good.
A win's a win, bro.
I had to switch my settings.
I had the sensitivity a little too high in the first round.
I was missing shots like crazy.
Yo, what's your accuracy when you shoot with Ash?
50?
I actually have no idea.
I play Tracer most of the time so I can't even see it.
What did I do here?
Oh, okay.
I have a technician coming up to fix my internet soon, so I'll be able to play until then.
Alright, how much time is that?
I don't know.
He's supposed to be arriving between now and in an hour and a half.
Okay.
He'll give me a 20-minute notice.
All right.
No problemo.
No problemo.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
His dance name is Moistureman.
Bruh.
Every soldier needs a cause.
In this world, pacifism is foolish.
What makes you think I am a pacifist?
You sure talk like one.
Perhaps it is assumptions that are foolish.
Did you see our zen's name?
*laughs* Team Jet?
Yeah.
4, 3, 2, 1, attack commencing.
Capture Objective A.
Enemy turret detected.
Ah, shit.
I did something though.
Monkey top right.
My bad.
I followed.
Monkey chasing.
My bad.
I don't know why.
Monkey still chasing.
Did we just beat this idiot, Monkey?
Kill him.
He's low I Can you follow me for a second here?
Yo, McCree's up left.
Soltron point weak.
Um...
Soldier 1.
McCree dead.
Good.
Big pick.
Monkey low.
She res on McCree.
Of course she res on McCree.
He's gonna die again.
He's low, he's low, he's low.
What?!
Soldier dead.
Mercy trying to come in.
Melted.
Ellari won, Ellari won, Ellari won in there?
Nice.
Monkey?
Yeah, you better sit in this bubbler.
Get out, bitch!
Good finish.
Oh, he's good.
He's frightening.
My ultimate is my ultimate.
Hey, chat, what's the record of the things?
We won the last two or three, right, chat?
What's the record, chat?
Someone in the chat tell me.
Oh shit, nice bump, but I was reloading.
I can check on if this game is over Oh my...
I have ult.
There you got open armored.
Biotics deployed.
They're just sitting in front of our spawn.
Biotics deployed.
Boosting your damage.
Monkey one.
Got him.
He sucks.
McCree by the bus.
McCree by the bus.
We're not moving payload, FYI. McCree?
Soldier one?
Soldier one?
Mercy one?
Soldier one?
Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
Alright, I'm on point.
Thank you for keeping me alive, Yennefer.
They would have fucked me up if I didn't get heals.
Why is Zenyatta saying no to me?
What the fuck is wrong with you dude?
You want to be on a payload by yourself?
He's got a prime on me.
He's gonna probably Watch out my process room purple Watch out then Trying to help you, Zen.
Nice trance, it's fun.
Yo, there's three of them on the payload right now.
Three dead.
Nice bump.
Mercy.
Mercy one.
Monkey one.
Nice.
They got Ashe now.
She's out in the open like a dummy.
Good finish.
And dead.
Yo, and use my heal.
Use my heal.
Use my heal.
Let me get the ult charge.
Yeah, man.
That's too open, man.
I'm gonna get hit, man.
Watch out for the McCree's, then.
Watch them out.
Room over there on the right, guys.
Tracer on me.
Tracer on me.
Tracer on payload.
I hit her with a helix.
She had to...
Bro, that comp is broken, man.
McCree, one shot on the left.
Oh no No beam.
Yeah, my bad.
I'm gonna die here because I have no way to get around All right, Chase.
you want to chase me bitch?
I got a visor Oh my god, this is McCree, man.
Tracer on me.
Tracer on me.
Where you at?
Okay, you go.
Enemy in front.
I'm going to take high ground advising from the backyard.
You guys ready to push in here?
I'm advising them from up top on the back.
I'm gonna visor in three, two, one.
No, she stuck me!
Yeah, I'm backing up.
Four of us are dead.
Back up, back up, back up, yeah.
Or three of us are dead.
Back up, back up, back up.
I don't want to be...
If I backed up, they would have shot me.
I couldn't.
Brute 4!
I'll regret that thanks I'm gonna I'm gonna mines now There's a tracer behind us.
I can hear the footsteps.
Sigma low.
Tracer behind you guys.
Tracer behind you guys.
Low.
Gonna force that- What the fuck?
She gave her a fucking nano.
She recalled.
She recalled.
I'm shooting her.
I'm focusing her.
She could die.
She could literally die.
Good stuff.
Kiri just wasted cleanse on herself.
She's low on the right.
She's low on the right.
Kiri on the right.
Current Sigma.
Sigma low.
Sigma one.
Melted.
- I said Trace on point. - Let's go.
Easy.
Easy work.
Fuck those kids.
Let's go.
Score.
Three to zero.
Switching sides.
Yeah, what's the record, Chinaman, if you don't mind looking?
Yeah, when this game is over.
Someone said we're 6-12.
Damn, 6-12?
No way we're 6-12, bro.
When this game is over.
You niggas can't count, bro.
We won like two or three games or awkward.
Actually, we started winning once Brad left.
You can't say that, bro.
No, you can't.
What, you want me to lie?
Every soldier needs a cause.
It's a white lie.
like telling someone he's short is pretty yeah when this is going when this games over I will confirm Look at the state of the world.
Something has to change.
Trying to tweet.
I couldn't even tweet.
It's about fat people.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attackers incoming.
Defend objective a How do you already have 21 ultra Monkey monkey monkey Oh Brig, I'm with you.
Monkey, monkey, can we dive?
Nice.
Monkey, monkey, monkey on me in the back.
Okay, I guess you...
I actually have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.
Monkey below?
McCree low.
McCree low on the street.
Pretty low.
3?
Hold on one second Monkey low.
Monkey low.
monkey jumping on our brick wow what a cleanse by that hero okay
oh i will not let you fall stand here Wow!
Soldier on point, guys.
Be careful.
Her and monkey.
Briggs holding it.
She's trying to.
She's down.
Are we gonna contest this or...?
All of us.
Alright.
I got a visor.
I got a visor.
I'm trying to kill this monkey.
Lucky is trying to jump me.
Yeah, I'm trying to get him.
I'm trying to get him.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, everybody came.
Primal rage, man.
Agree?
Good.
Missed me one time Thanks, Russ I'm on the high ground in the back
monkey love targeting hostile Back up if you guys need to.
I'm on the high ground in the corner.
There's spawns right there too.
We need to stop that payload team.
*gunshot* Soldier in low.
Soldier in still low.
Okri, Okri and Kiri.
Here he gone.
Monkey.
Nice finish on Monkey.
You guys are right there in your spawn.
I'm gonna slam them.
Experience Tranquility.
Force transcendence out of our zen.
What?
Yeah, he's stuck on with the fucking mender.
This ends now.
Oh my god.
Watch out, Zen.
I'm helping you, Zen.
He's one.
Finish it.
Let's go.
Scrub.
Nice.
Let's go.
Alright, I'm gonna be coming back.
Oh, this McCree doesn't miss.
Okay.
What?
Okay.
I'm still alive.
I don't know how.
I got one I They're all up top.
Yeah, they're all up top.
I've seen tougher spots.
Duplicating Winston.
What?
Monkey behind you, boss I give you a shield Thank you.
Ugh.
I'm getting booed, so I'm down.
Alright, I got a visor.
I'm gonna use it.
You guys ready?
We have to wait for it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's all.
Thank you.
I've got you in my side.
Time to make a play.
Got it, you got it.
Kiri, Kiri, Kiri, low in the back.
Monkey, monkey, monkey, one!
Monkey, one!
Fire.
Don't see night, don't see night, guys.
Kiri is sojourn.
Sorcerin one Trying to help you man you I'm stupid, I didn't reload.
Pushing back up.
I'm really feeling the heat!
Where's the smokey?
Oh, McCree low!
Gan healed.
McCree dead?
Nice Surgeon low good finish Victory is within all Yeah, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Just helping awkward a little bit Oh no!
I'm an idiot!
Got stuck in a corner!
Wow, that was a nice transcendence.
No trams back here!
Damn!
I'm gonna rez that.
This ends now!
Berk one, Berk one!
Monkey chasing me in the back.
One HP soar to the back, one HP soar to the back.
Half HP, half HP, half HP. Monkey's on the right.
I'm keeping him back.
I got a visor, bro.
I'm 97 to visor, man.
Oh shit!
Here we go!
I got it!
Let's go!
It's time to...
Keep me alive!
Don't let me die on this!
It's okay.
We about to win this shit.
Let's go!
Ah, that's Suzu.
Kiri!
What?
Fuck!
Behind you, Andy.
Behind you.
There we go.
Victory!
Okay...
That was a pain in the ass.
Play of the game Guys the internet guy is here Oh, he is?
You can't keep playing?
Yeah, the internet guy is here.
I'll come back soon.
I think he'll finish it fast.
Alright.
Let me quit the queue then.
Alright.
We'll see you in a bit, bro.
Oh, he already left.
left, okay.
It's a A-10, Myron.
We're 8 and 10?
Yeah.
Alright.
No, we're 8 and 11 now.
No, we're 8 and 11.
Because we were 8 and 10 before.
Let me check.
I count this.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
10, Myron.
I promise you.
8 and 10.
What am I since I got on my main account?
I think we're 3 and 0?
3 and 0 since main account?
You just got your new account.
On my main, yeah.
I'm 3 and 0 I think on my main account.
2 and 0.
We only play 2.
No, because we won...
We won, we won, we won.
No, before that it's a GBOs.
We won three in a row, but the first game is GBOs. - Traveling, prepare to attack.
Yeah, J-Bills.
Yeah, 2-0 on your main account.
and the total record is 8 and 10.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Just another day in the office.
Hey, Chad, just so you guys know, man, this is my Instagram right now, since I'm banned, but this is my Instagram account.
It's called FedReacts on it.
Just FedReacts on here.
8,000.
Let's hit 10K followers on here.
Angie manages this account, so if you want to get a hold of me, she messages me all the time if people are on here that want to get a hold of me.
So that's the IG to follow me on this.
Alright, let's switch to team chat, gentlemen.
Oh, lady.
Sgt.
Swords it on the right.
Widowmaker.
Widowmaker below.
Baptiste gone.
Nice tonight.
Come on, man.
Just 1-4.
1-4.
1-4 They also have a Widow?
Mercy on the left.
Yo, Widow's low.
Widow's low on the bottom right.
Oh, nice sniper.
Oh shit, there's Zarya's charged!
Zarya, Zarya low, Zarya low, Zarya low.
Zarya low, one shot!
She's the one shot!
Got her.
Let's fucking go man Good stuff good stuff We got the Widowdiff on our side.
Taking high ground.
Okay, Zary got a tracer now.
Zarya top middle.
Yeah.
She recalled.
Baptiste up top.
Baptiste drop down.
He's coming towards you.
Watch out, watch out Widow.
Mercy gone.
No res for her.
Baptiste, Baptiste.
Zarya.
Zarya...
Zarya's low.
Okay.
Tracer ahead of the Helix.
She's gonna have to recall.
She didn't want me to res that.
Nice job, idiot!
Now you're dead.
Stupid.
I'm hiding.
Oh shit.
No!
I don't have res.
Nah, it's fine.
It's fine.
She got lucky with that shit, Matt.
Recharging.
I've seen tougher spots.
Let's get the payload moving.
Oh, Zarya and Sorcerer.
Sorry, Answers turn bottom left.
Nicely.
Mercy gone.
Nice anti-heal.
Behind us.
I'm stuck.
She's dead.
Sticky.
I got Pulse Bomb.
Oh god, this Zarya's charged up.
She's top middle.
Zarya's top middle charged up.
Lucio chasing you?
Oh, you got a bubble.
Zarya!
Zarya behind!
Zarya behind!
Zarya behind, chasing me.
Nice sleep.
Zarya one.
Got her.
Let's fucking go.
These kids suck.
Nice sleep on us.
Going Bastion.
He's one shot Bastion.
Bastion one.
Let's go.
Lucio on point.
Oh come on.
Lucio one.
Lucio one on point.
Sorry we didn't group up.
Mercy dead?
Oh lord.
Here we go.
Here we go.
They're gonna chase me.
Fucking scrubs.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
I'm shooting the song.
He's feeding.
He's feeding, dude.
Really?
She's up top in the window.
Damn.
Thought I was fine behind car.
Can we just don't move and just reboot?
Guys?
I'm sitting at spawn right now.
Lucille top middle Pog Social top left.
Step right up.
I hear the break up.
Nice high noon, nice high noon.
That's one dead.
Soldier in one, soldier in one.
I've got you in my sight.
Got her she sucks.
I'm shooting hog.
He's one Fuck!
God damn it.
Goddammit, man!
20 seconds.
20 seconds.
What did you guys do?
What?
Dude, what happened?
Alright, we gotta full hold them now.
What happened?
You couldn't touch the point?
Body block.
Oh, the hug?
He, like, pushed you out the way?
Body block.
Just block me.
I barely get healed around.
That's why I want to play both, man.
Every soldier needs a cause.
wherever they hide we will take them out one tracer behind everyone just look at the tracer It's not my job to get you back alive, but stay close to me, and we might manage it anyway.
Probably gonna dive our back line up here.
Round them.
I'll melt him.
Log.
Oh, soldiering, soldiering below.
What the fuck is this kid doing?
She got rezzed.
I got footsteps.
It's a hog.
It's coming upstairs for us.
It's gonna come right here.
Yeah, I see him.
I see him.
I'm here.
Let's kill him.
They're speeding.
What an idiot.
Lucio's on payload.
Hog's coming back up top.
Here he is.
Oh my god.
I have a Tracer as well.
I have a team on you.
Okay.
Alright.
Still got some fight in me here.
Tracer?
What the fuck?
Tracer and Sors are- Pog is chasing.
*Gasp* What the fuck man?
I've seen tougher spots.
Solzhen on the left.
Bro, how are these dudes just sitting in our spawn fucking us up like this?
We gotta touch point.
Hog on point, hog on point.
Behind Sojourn.
I killed Sojourn already.
She got res.
Oh man!
Alright we got a full hold here.
It's a little bit difficult when the healer doesn't heal me.
Bro, I was trying to live through Sojourner Mercy pocket with the Tracer flank too.
I killed Sojourner already!
She got rez on height.
Yo, hog is about to blast.
No, no, I can kill...
Tracer behind us.
She just resed the Lucio.
So you mean no one can kill Mercy?
I need help.
I got a visor.
Sojourn!
This ends now!
Mercy one, guys!
I've got you in my sights.
Careful, there's more of them than I'll- What the fuck?
Can I rest me?
I can try.
No.
I tried.
Bones heal.
Pain temporary.
Their DPS just battered.
Now I got two.
We got two.
Can I touch?
Can I touch?
Lucio dead.
Tracer, Tracer one shot.
She recalled.
She's recalled.
What the fuck?
Alright.
Get ready for them to go underneath.
They're coming up behind us.
Tracer gone.
Hog on the left.
Hog on the left Hog on the left, Hog on the left guys And Lucio.
Hog on the left.
Hog dead.
Let's go.
Sojourn 1.
Lucio on payload.
I'm touching.
He's getting around.
He's 1.
Idiot.
What the fuck?
Mercy below.
Bottom middle.
She ran.
Soldier in one.
Soldier to die.
Got her.
Hog next to our hog.
I'm jumping on it.
Come on.
Turn on payload again.
Trash on payload again.
She ran away.
She ran away.
Lucio.
Hog!
Nice!
Lucio low!
Lucio low!
With a tracer!
I can't chase.
Lucio one!
Lucio one Get on payloads I am.
I'm on it.
I'm on it, but I'm gonna die.
Fuck, man.
Our DPS just matters.
I was fucking them up, man.
Our soldier died a lot, though.
One soldier and just keep four people alive.
This ends now.
Headshot.
I would have hit diamond too, but I had this sorry ass kid in our team.
He died 14 times bro.
How do you die 14 fucking times?
Yeah, I turned around.
I turned around, my teammate just killed by their DPS. One with three, their healer and their tank.
And I still kill tank.
It wasn't enough.
What are we?
We're 8 and 11 now?
Yeah.
Welcome to those jumping on the stream this lovely Sunday morning.
Welcome to those jumping on the stream.
Alright, let's see.
Chess said, play a different hero?
No.
You now see the level that we're playing out here, bro?
You're playing at diamond level.
We're going hard in the paint over here, bro.
I could play Reaper if it calls for it.
I did make it to GM playing Reaper back in the day, too.
And he's actually better in Overwatch 2 than he was in Overwatch 1.
Win this shit.
Every soldier needs a cause.
I am empowering you.
Powered up!
You are not prepared to see Wrecking Ball in action.
Pipe sequence concluded.
Let's rock these kids, man.
Damage intensified!
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round one, capture the objective.
Let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
Sorry about that guys, I'm back in here. I'm back in here.
Yeah dude, he's fucking trash.
Mercy's an idiot.
I hear footsteps on the left-hand side.
Fog on the left.
Pog on the bottom left.
Hawk coming in from the right hand side feeding like an idiot.
McCree?
Left.
McCree low.
McCree low on the left.
Buana?
Yep.
I'm with you and I'm with you.
They come out.
Hit him with a helix.
Backed up.
I got a visor.
There are Logron.
McCree?
McCree low?
McCree low on the side?
with a monkey?
I've got you in my sights.
Monkey chasing me of course.
monkey low where's my teammate McCree low.
I'll try to repay the favor.
McCree one.
Monkey one.
Monkey one.
Got him.
Sojourn on point.
Sojourn one.
Sojourn one shot on point.
Oh, her and McCree.
Holy fuck.
Sojourn's low.
Get her.
Get her.
Nice.
Punched her in the face.
That's what I'm talking about.
this shit I'm here score one to zero I'm locked alive Aaron I think your sense is too low.
What's up?
I think your sense is too low.
My sense is too low?
Yeah.
Maybe.
I mean, I'm not switching to mags.
If I try to go higher, I'm gonna miss shots.
This game, more importantly, it's about returning.
Yeah, I can turn around quick.
I got a lot of death space.
We're in here and we can go home.
Went far out.
Echo too.
Monkey and Pharaoh.
Percy Wonderful echo on point.
We're seeing point two Monkey on the right.
Okay, on the right, you're being annoying.
Pharaoh's on the left.
parallel Wow Don't want to put a bubble up to save him man.
Monkey one, monkey one!
Monkey one!
Got him!
What the fu- Echo!
Echo, Echo here.
Echo one!
Echo one here!
Echo one!
Fuck you, bitch!
Oh, she's one man He's one Oh my god.
*starts to attack* Guys running?
You guys ready?
He's trapped.
Comments are healed.
Attractive circuits engaged.
Jump ref!
Gaining altitude.
Focal point unlocked.
Adaptive circuits engaged.
Bones healed.
Pain is temporary.
Scars look good.
Ah!
This Winston is fucking putting his bubbles up and saving his Pharah every time, man.
I don't know why this kid would play Junkrat when they got a Pharah and Ekko.
Are you stupid, bro?
Are you literally fucking stupid?
Like what the fuck are you doing man?
Brained up teammates now We're gonna win this one Not losing this fucking round, man.
Taking the right hand's out.
Echo on the right.
They stuck with Echo, Pharah.
Yup.
I'm shooting the Pharaoh.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm shooting the Pharaoh.
I'm shooting the Pharah.
You shoot a pharaoh?
You shoot a pharaoh?
She's low?
Hug one.
Echo gone.
I'm on point.
Nice hook on the Farrah.
She's one.
I got point.
I got point.
Fair on the right.
Fair on the right.
She's one!
Got her!
Heal me!
I don't need...
Don't die there!
So can we swipe Mercy Lucille?
Just to go Ana?
Something out?
Something out?
They got two Roadhogs now!
Just hide, just hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
Two hogs on the left.
Nice cop, a nice cop you killed.
Why did you push there?
Oh!
Slaps, fuck.
I'm gonna res it.
Take the point, take the point, take the point.
Nice.
I got a visor.
I need three bones.
We lost one.
We lost one.
Back up.
Pog on the left.
And Pharah.
She's gonna have a brush.
Hog on point.
Boy, two dead on their team.
Pog is one.
What the fu- I don't know.
Wow!
He just...
*laughs* *laughs* Oh, let's...
Here, here, here, here, here!
Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna!
*sad music* *sad music* Alright, I'm coming back.
No, I got stuck!
Backup Repositioning adaptive circuits engaged Baptiste Bones heal Pain is temporary.
The scar is dead.
That's a big tip.
That's a big pick.
That's two picks.
Can we can we just pull?
I want to shine the sky.
Let's group up.
Just here attack.
I'm working on it.
Nice.
Fields online.
They're on the right field.
Fear on the right!
One shot, got him!
Alright, one more fight and we got this.
Nobody die!
Oh, back up.
Our Hogknee is anti-healed.
Back up, big guys.
They got Arisa now.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Okay.
I didn't know you had ult.
Just taking the front line.
Your tank cannot touch.
Just trust me.
Your tank...
Echo trying to touch, Echo trying to touch.
You gotta be kidding me.
Tracer, Tracer 1.
Orisa 1, Orisa 1, Orisa 1, Orisa 1, Orisa 1.
Echo on point.
Mercy on point.
What the fuck?
I can't hit this fucking scrub.
Kids are terrible.
GG, victory!
That was stressful for no reason, man.
This is the fucking junk right hey if I go junk right so go echo so fucking do you out so go far out mercy some black guy you can't speak English shut up go back to your country bro shut up your English sucks just be quiet man hey I carry you and you just say that one fucks up one fucks like don't know how to speak English just shut up dude shut up Can't understand you go back to your country - Baby?
Thank you.
Thank you.
9 on 11?
That's Malaysian.
He's Malaysian?
The accent is Malaysian.
The accent is Malaysian.
El country.
He's a Muslim country though.
He's still out.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Prepare for battle.
select your hero you can see the hero in the game, but you can see the hero in the game, but you can see the hero in the game.
*Mario's voice* Every soldier needs a cause.
Do not start the mission yet.
The mammal has something in his teeth.
Okay, go ahead.
Uh, yeah.
Let's do it.
Feeling spry?
Five, four, three, two, one.
Let's rock these boys.
Objective unlocks in 30 seconds What's doing you?
They got Reinhardt Hands on.
You can't hide.
Thanks.
Good choice.
Okay.
Here it comes.
Reinhardt's slow.
Reinhardt's slow.
She can't heal up, but...
The shield's broken though.
I think the Reinhardt's coming up behind us.
Yeah, he's in that room.
Yeah, he's in the room on the left.
That's kill right Don't you on the bridge Reflect.
He's weak.
Genji on the right.
I have a tank right here.
Hanzo low.
Hanzo low.
Oh, I can't res it.
He's going to protect his body.
Ryan can do whatever you want.
Yo, yo, yo.
Ryan is one.
Ryan is one.
I'm shooting him with you.
He's literally one now He's gonna shatter He has it.
He's gotta have it by now.
Shield's gonna break.
Reinhard breaking.
Reinhard is one.
One shot on the Reinhardt, man!
Thank you.
Wow, trees are...
Wow!
I'm moving robot.
Yeah, they're Mercy.
Wow!
That is crazy.
I'm moving robot.
I'm by myself over here though.
Okay, here comes Reinhardt towards me.
And Ana.
Oh, what the?
Okay, he solo ulted me too.
Wow, how is that possible?
Come on man.
We need to do better.
Please.
Blade.
Blade.
He's one.
Affirmative.
Person is pinned.
I'm shooting him.
I'm shooting him.
He's low.
They're rezzed.
They're rezzing.
Genji low.
Genji low.
Behind you guys.
I have beam on him.
Got him.
He sucks, man.
Alright, Mercy gone.
Move, robot.
I'm scared that Marissa gonna clutch again my soul Reinhardt on the left on the move Ryan's on robot.
I'm backing up.
He has no pin.
Ryan's on the left.
Ryan's...
Ryan's on the left.
Genji is low and...
Ah, he's nano now.
I'm backing up.
I'm shooting him, man.
Trying to destroy his shield.
I don't know what our Hanzo is doing, to be honest with you.
I'm getting chased by this Genji.
Yennifer, Yennifer, where are you going?
I was on the other side when the Genji came over the wall so I didn't want him to hit me I've got you in my sights Mercy one.
Mercy one.
Then she's dead.
McCree one.
Thank you.
Two dead on their team.
Mercy.
Mercy kill.
Mercy.
Mercy one.
Got her.
Ana and Reinhardt.
Ana and Reinhardt in the corner over here.
Large utility robot.
They're running back.
Alright, this dude switched off Hanzo, so we might have a fighting chance now.
Holy shit, you never shut off.
Shut the fuck up, kid.
You've been yapping all game.
You fucking suck, that's why.
You haven't been doing shit, you're just shooting bow and arrows like you're Robin Hood and not doing nothing.
Shut the fuck up, kid.
Genji won, Genji won.
He solo shot for me.
No, he got two of you.
What?
I can't he's Don't you know reflect?
Nice.
He's low.
There's three of them on robot.
Ryan is low and he can't heal.
Come on!
Don't let me!
I can't roast that, I've got this roast.
Where's my heal?
Where's my team?
1000 heals is so crazy!
Chasing Dude switches to Widowmaker Like, what is a Widowmaker gonna do, you fucking retard?
Like, what are you doing?
You fucking suck, bro.
Holy shit.
It doesn't matter.
The fuck do you mean it doesn't matter?
You sorry fucking scrub.
Stop throwing the gate.
You little bitch.
He's so mad.
Just chill.
It's 8am, dude.
You fucking suck at this game.
You suck at everything you do in life.
You're probably a broken.
You're probably fat soon.
Just top it off.
Motherfucker.
It's ADM. What the fuck kind of excuse is that?
Dude, I just woke up like five minutes.
You're seven and eight, dude.
You're seven and eight.
You're seven and eight.
Step it the fuck up, you sorry piece of shit.
Why are you so mad over this game?
Oh, you turned your PC on to fucking lose?
You turned your PC on to lose, idiot?
Nah, I turned it on to have fun.
Oh, you play this game for fun?
You play this game for fun, you fucking loser?
I do.
That's why you suck!
Because you play this shit for fun, you scrub!
That's the problem!
Holy shit!
No!
I played a fucking win, motherfucker!
You fucking sorry sack of shit!
Guaranteed!
You sound like a mouth-breathing retard.
Shut the fuck up, dude!
Shut the fuck up!
Literally hate motherfuckers.
I'm gonna one way fold their teammates.
Who are- Who the fuck are you looking at?
There's four people on me!
*laughs* *laughs* *laughs* Wow!
Wow.
It's okay, I'm gonna res it because why not?
Why Genji can distract my whole team?
Still got some fight in me here.
Help me!
This kid is throwing, he thinks it's funny.
You literally suck, dude.
Okay, I'm just gonna pocket.
You literally fucking suck, dude.
Now he's gonna...
How did he get ult again?
I swear he just ulted.
Okay.
Oh!
Ahhhh...
Dude, fuck this Cheeto kid.
You went 8-10!
You fucking piece of shit!
Fuck this kid!
Bro, just so you know you're on stream, you shitty piece of fucking shit, you scrub.
You fucking suck.
Yeah, you are.
You're on stream sucking dick like you are right now, you fucking piece of shit.
I wish I wasn't on YouTube so I could tell you what I really think.
You fucking dumbass.
You sorry piece of fucking shit.
You fucking mouth-breathing retard.
Avoid that fucking dumbass.
Let's queue up again.
I hope I'll play against him so we can fuck his ass up.
Kid adds to me as a friend.
I don't want to fucking be your friend, dude.
Get the fuck out of here.
Fucking loser.
Hell no, I don't want to be your friend, you fucking loser.
Kid gets on and sucks dick.
Hold on.
I want to avoid teammate for that healer because that healer was bad.
Oh, the Ana too?
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, that Ana.
Yeah.
I don't want to worry about heal again.
Never.
Never again.
What the fuck was she doing?
I don't know.
She had like 2k heals at the end of that and like 2k damage and nothing else Just over your nail marion, there are at least 10,000 This idiot another team?
Yeah, enemy team is at least 10,000 heal.
And end of it, Ana is only 2k something.
Yeah, I was like solo healing that whole thing.
What the fuck was he doing?
Throwing.
So we had two sorry-ass teammates.
Awesome.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Look at the state of the world.
Something has to change.
Helping those enemies is its own reward.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round one.
Alright.
Let's fuck these kids up, man.
Alright, I'm coming left.
Genji!
Genji!
Next to you guys!
Same Reinhardt.
Same sorry-ass Reinhardt from last game.
They're chasing me.
I need help.
I got pinned.
What?
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
I can't see anybody.
Oh, ah!
Ah, damn.
I was gonna say, now we're gaming.
Where's my ammo?
Oh, she's right side.
Yeah, Ana's on the right.
Hanzo, one!
Hanzo, one!
Nice, nice, nice.
Reinhardt up over here I don't want shot up wait Bro, this fucking Reinhardt got me, man.
This Reinhardt is a fucking weirdo, though.
Yeah, he's holding you.
Yeah, he's holding your body.
Knock me down and I'll keep getting back up.
That sucks.
Let's take the point if we can.
Let's take the point.
Oh, man.
I killed three and still lose?
That's too bad.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Hanna's still on the right.
Reinhardt on the left.
Hanzo on on there.
Ryan is so low.
Reinhardt can die.
Reinhardt can die.
Shield broken.
No, it's not.
Reinhardt one?
Got him.
Is Genji chasing me with Blade because he sucks?
Yep, he's chasing me too.
How do I win this?
How do I win this?
I don't know, man.
Kill 3 in their backline and this Rein just killed everyone.
We're getting Genji death too, big time.
I'm too trash?
I don't know.
I got no resources and killed three people.
I still lost the point.
We should begin.
Three people in one fight?
Yeah?
Yeah, get it over with.
I don't know.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round two.
Capture the objective.
I guess Reigns are literally in the middle.
Yo, Genji, can you step up here?
You're getting Genji gift cards.
Nice hook!
I'm getting on point.
Ana low on their team.
Nice hook on the line.
He's one.
Got point.
Nice hook.
Genji, I hit him with a- Yo, he has no reflex.
He has no reflex.
He could die.
I'll try to repay the favor.
You're empty.
Wow.
I'm on you.
You're not gonna die, you're not gonna die.
They're coming in on the left.
I think they're going up top, high ground.
Yeah, Reinhardt, top middle.
Reinhardt, top middle, drop down.
Go ante.
Genji's chasing you, Genji.
They're Genji chasing you.
Ana?
Ana dropped down?
What a idiot.
Oh no!
Oh, he went for me.
Damn.
He's chasing me right now with his blade.
Stupid fuck.
I have ult.
I might be able to get back in Heal's on point Come on in.
Push with our hog.
Push with our hog.
Help him.
Alari low.
Alari really low.
I was trying to get to you.
That's why I popped ult.
He's gonna have a shatter.
Get ready.
Shadow coming.
One shot on him!
I'm trying, Anna.
Ellari won, Ellari won, Ellari won on point.
Got her.
Reinhardt low.
I'm going for him.
Reinhardt one, Reinhardt one.
Reinhardt one.
*Mario's voice* Genji gonna come from here Genji on point, Genji on point, Maren don't stand at you I'm looking, I'm looking Here he is underneath Yep, Reflect.
He's 1 HP. Got him.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Here comes Ryan.
Okay.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh!
Hold on, hold on.
Score.
One to one.
If you knew what Blackwatch was up to, why didn't you stop them?
My vision was clouded by anger.
And now the world pays for your actions.
In that, we are the same.
I see a bunch of you guys signing up for Castle Club, guys.
Thank you guys so much.
I appreciate the support, my ninjas.
For those of you that'll rock with us, man.
Round three.
Capture the objective.
Hakeem and Alex Martinez, I see y'all just signed up.
Thank you guys so much.
Reinhardt's on the right.
Genji too.
Ugh, we're down Narana.
Genji on the right?
Nice hook dude, nice hook.
Ryan is- Ryan is so low.
He's so low.
Got him.
I'm going for her?
You guys have one healer.
We're on here.
Yo, Genji take a point.
Nice hook, Genji gone.
Let's go.
Let's go.
And I'm coming back.
Go die, dear.
Go die.
Here, Mercy, Mercy.
I'm taxing you.
Let's go.
You caught?
Thank you.
Alright, I'm taking high ground.
I am empowering you.
Echo got away.
Lionheart low.
Lionheart really low.
Genji behind our hog.
Oh!
Wow!
Genji and Aku both ran at me top left, top left, top left.
They got me too.
Wow.
Their DPS just killed everybody behind me, I guess.
Yeah, they ran right to us, dude.
Went up and over and got us on top Okay Genji's low.
He has to reflect because he sucks.
They use nano.
Genji on the right, low.
Don't die there, please, everyone.
Please don't die there.
Oh my god, where are you?
I don't think I can get back.
Oh, how?
Don't die there.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
Nanoblade.
Nanoblade.
They used three.
They don't got shudder, they don't got nano, just push.
Alright, let's go!
Let's go!
I'm loading scrab First she's trying to go for a res, she's gonna die My ultimate is charging Two DPS on behind.
Two DPS on behind.
I see, I see.
I'm trying to go.
Got her.
Oh!
Genji here!
Yo, Genji below.
What the fuck?
Genji, Genji nobility.
Where'd he go?
I don't see him.
Genji behind.
Yep.
Genji up top right.
Oh, what a sleep.
Got him, got him, got him.
Where's my team?
Come on.
Jesus, did he shatter me?
Contest, contest, long as you can, long as you can.
Run, run, run, run.
I'm trying to help our Ana.
Run or die, run or die, please.
Let's go!
Big pick, big pick, big pick.
Thank you, Ana.
Let's go.
Let's get in here.
Purple.
Ryan is so low right now.
Kill him.
Turn around, Hog.
He's right back.
I'm trying.
This Genji got me, bro.
You're anti.
Wow.
Wow.
You seriously lost, bro?
We got Genji big time.
Play of the game.
Dude, what the fuck, man?
Dude.
Aqua's still getting his internet fixed?
Let me swap, man.
I don't want to play tank anymore.
You don't want to play tank anymore?
Yeah.
I don't need to swap account, Mary.
I just need to swap position.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we've been getting really sorry DPS, so...
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it to play tank.
9 and 12?
Goddamn, bro.
I don't recommend anyone play tank in this game.
I mean, there's some kids that love it, but yeah, tank is trash, bro.
Fuck that.
*cough* Right.
*cough* Welcome.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
*cough* Fishhiram said I want to play Tanker 3700.
What's your gamertag for Shiryam?
*coughs* Oh man.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Right or wrong, I'm gonna finish this war.
Does everyone know the plan?
We'll go high ground.
Alright.
Superior firepower is good, but superior brainpower is better.
Alright, let's fuck this guy.
Play a few more and then I'm gonna get off.
Gotta do Fedorance tonight gentlemen Oh, Dolphus missed his Dolphus missed his punch!
Doofus is behind us.
One shot in the Doom.
Genji, one shot.
Genji, one shot.
And it's the Genji that was on our team last game.
Time to wreck his dumbass.
He literally just lost us the game because he got dipped so hard.
Oh, here he is.
Okay.
You have a Moira?
Yeah, the Moira let me die.
That's kind of sad.
The Moira let me die.
Oh, come on.
i was down Keep our ram alive.
Keep our ram alive.
Don't let him die.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
Damn.
Well, never mind.
Get behind you, get behind you This dude sucks!
Please punish him.
He misses all of his punches.
There we go.
Let's go.
Ash, Ash, Ash on the left.
Ash on the bottom left.
Let's go.
Yeah, I dropped the beat for no reason.
You suck, kid.
Oh, I need help.
Genji on me.
You're running away from the heals.
Well, we got you.
Thank you.
Bob is gone.
Don't worry.
You're anti.
Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom!
This dude messes all of his punches.
It fucking sucks.
I didn't get it.
But I tried.
That Ash is on me really hard.
Again, just one man.
Well, he's healed now.
I'm backing up.
All right.
I can't get away with this.
All right.
I got a visor.
Awkward just got back on.
All right.
I got a visor.
We'll go hide on a visor from the top.
You guys ready?
Oh man...
60 seconds in!
Hey!
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
There's ash on our side.
The fuck?
Alright.
Alright, let's go guys.
I'm gonna pop by you.
Let's go.
Did she want- Come on, man!
Fuck!
I don't quit till the fight's done.
10 seconds.
Stop it!
Goom dead, let's go.
Ash on top.
She's low.
What the fuck?
Lucio, Lucio, Lucio right next to you guys.
Thank you.
Watch out for the dynamite end.
Doom is so low right now.
Yo, was our RAM AFK, bro?
I didn't see him for a bit during our matches.
You're anti- I could have sworn on RAM was like AFK for a little bit then.
Don't get cocky, man.
Don't get cocky.
I'm backing on, I'm backing on, man.
Doom is an idiot, Meteor Strike.
Watch out!
He is low!
He's so low!
Doom is one!
Thank you, thank you.
I'm shooting the fuck up.
I'm gonna kill this Bob.
I can't peek.
Damn.
Nash behind too.
She's up top.
Bob gone.
You guys are good now.
I'm down.
You have one healer.
You can push fellow.
you can push fellow.
Go high ground.
Yeah.
Uhhhhhh.
Chill chill chill chill.
*BOOM* Doom is one.
Yeah, get fucked up.
Idiot.
It's go time.
Oh nice nice nice.
I'm moving payload.
I'm moving payload.
How?
Help our D.Va.
Heroes never die.
Genji up top.
Demj top middle Pressable Doom is low.
Oh, Doom is slow.
I'm gonna die here.
She's one, dude.
Get off my- I need you, Yennefer.
Got the Ana.
Poppin' Vaiso, let's go.
Time to make a play.
I-I gotta end up.
Ah, shit.
Oh, they're all looking at me!
Score!
1 to 0.
Switching sides.
Ana is chasing you and I kill Ana.
This is a good one.
I will be able to stay here.
Every soldier needs a cause.
The best laid plans have backup plans.
It's not my job to get you back alive.
But stay close to me and we might manage it anyway.
Much is in store.
Let us see to us.
Oh, they got went off. they got went off.
They got Widow.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
They got Widow.
Top right.
Widow top right.
Angie on you?
And doom.
Genji on the right.
Engine right, engine right. Empty.
Doom is so low.
Doom is so low.
Genji on the left.
Widow.
She's right behind me in that room.
Genji one.
dead.
Super.
Backing up.
We lost our.
no.
Facing me.
Doom is one, Doom is one!
Fuck, man!
God damn it!
I didn't see you slime behind me, I'm sorry.
I was just trying to get back.
Let's do it in our fuckin' spawn?
Kill this idiot!
Dead, dead, dead.
Let's push up The winner's up on top Thank you Take the poison Lucio, Doom is slow.
We got soldier now.
We need to go back, Myron.
We need to go back, Myron.
Get off the bridge, Myron.
Get off the bridge, Myron.
I've seen tougher spots Nice.
Doom is so low on the left.
You need to go high bro man.
Yeah, I'm going right now.
Okay.
I lost our tank.
Doom.
Yengi coming up behind.
You want behind us?
That soldier in the thing man.
Yeah, I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
He's up there.
Genji is below him Not shooting him Boom Fuck man.
Well, I did my best.
GG's.
Play of the game This kid sucks man Get in there This kid fucking sucks, bro.
Trash, bro!
Trash!
Terrible, man.
If he didn't have a nano, he wouldn't have been able to do shit, man.
I don't even know what our fucking record is right now.
I think we lost like two just now.
What are we?
We're nine and 13 or 14?
Good to be back.
Welcome back.
13, man.
All right.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Just another day in the office.
The internet is zero.
It's good but I have a specific problem.
When I stream to Twitch, I have like a, it caps me at 2500 bitrate.
But if I do it on YouTube, it doesn't do that.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attack commencing.
Capture objective aim.
Let's get this done.
Enemy turned, infected.
Oh nice.
Yo, Baptiste is low.
And he has no mortality field.
Enemy turned, infected.
Can I grab one?
Go fuck them.
While you're done?
I'm under the objection.
Anyone else coming?
All right.
Good choice.
I trolled.
Soldier and Winston.
Baptiste is dead.
Junkrat behind.
Junkrat on payload.
Junkrat on payload.
I'm looking.
I don't see him.
he is there someone need to push payload please I'm gonna push.
They got McCree now.
Marin, can you push?
I got mine.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yo, drop right behind you guys.
Dead.
Ana gone.
Winston one.
Winston one on the corner.
Tyra coming around the back.
I know why he did that.
What an idiot.
Come back here!
That warms the bones.
Oh Shit Run!
I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Monkey's off.
We got good spawns, so...
Oh, Laurie's one in the back.
Monkey has no jump!
Monkey low guys next to me.
Nice, thank you.
Yo, watch out.
Winston 1.
Where's the one over there next to you Lucio?
He's the one!
Both the heater on me!
Nice!
This choice was annoying.
Recall.
I got a visor.
Zen is low.
Behind the pillars.
Who needs healing?
Zen one!
Zen one!
Not respawn!
Not respawn!
There's Doom on me.
Doom 1, Doom 1.
sick transit Gloria Fraser one Force transcendence, I'm about to die
Oh If I'm still standing I'm still fighting - I feel the boy.
Nice!
Oh snap.
Halo?
Anyone?
Tracer on point.
Tracer, she has to recall!
Doom is so low!
Doom is one!
Down him!
Tracer on me!
Laurie dead.
Tracer on point Annoying as fuck Round one.
Complete.
Score.
Three to zero.
Switching sides.
Oh, we're not in the we're not in the team chat.
Yeah, we could join a team. we could join a team.
They got Junkra.
If anybody asks, I was never here.
Junkra.
Thanks.
Sorry I asked her.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
Defend Objective A. I see an enemy!
Hanzo low.
Duck crab below you guys.
I got a hog.
Hog Hog no Hog Hog is below you guys Hog is so low right now
There's more of them than us.
They're attacking the point.
We got you guys can live.
Yeah, I'm running back.
We're running away.
I'm still alive.
I can touch, don't worry about it.
No!
Nice boost.
The window is bad.
Window is bad.
Just go and get out.
McCray and our team is low.
Baptista's one too.
She's still one.
Objective lost.
Oh man.
I hear hog under us.
I'm gonna take high ground.
Yeah, he's on the high ground in this room over here.
Coming back homies.
You're getting an intense fight!
No!
Thanks.
Heal to this beast.
Advancing up for us.
Very good as well.
Checking in!
Over here!
World number!
Paracord!
Oh, damn it.
Still got some fight in me.
I'm not sure.
Functions at peak power!
Hog is low as fuck.
Brigg is low too.
She's in the alley.
Enemy in sight.
Greetings.
Get them off me.
greetings another one on payload Brink is trolling.
Yeah, Brink is in the corner.
Noooo, dude!
Why would there be a trap there?
What the fuck?
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting Baptiste behind you guys.
No, no.
That's a fly.
Damn.
there's more of them you need to do more Pog is on the left.
Priya's on the right.
I'm here to support!
Oh, Thars!
Help me!
Jump girl on the left.
The enemy are hostile spotted.
Enemy in sight!
We're on the left.
Or on the side, you guys know.
It's on the other corner.
Fuck your tire, bitch.
Thank you, bro.
I'm shooting Naga.
McCree's on payload and he's half.
We're still loved by payload.
Mog on payload, Mog on payload, Mog on payload.
We won.
Nice.
I don't know.
Uh... ...I'm just... ...I'm taking fire. We're all over and we're getting hostile. That's better. Mog on the left. McCree 2, McCree 2. McCree 2.
I'm gonna cage my...
Oh They're looking for a window by the way Yeah, they definitely are.
We got a little water!
I just got you, my sex!
I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll!
There's no people dying!
Fire in the hole!
What the hell?
It's my cage useless?
Over there!
No, I tried to flank on the side and it didn't work.
Mog on payload half.
- I'm in the middle of the half. - Mog on payload half.
Mog on one, got him. - Tactical termination.
- Over here! - Got him.
I'll play it guys.
I'll play it.
I'll play it.
I'll play it.
All right.
Yes, Chad, I am Diamond 3.
Thank you.
I, uh...
I ain't gonna lie.
I got some work to do to fucking reach Master.
Holy shit, man.
Shout-out to David Murphy, Daniel Bustamante, Mohamed Hibib.
Glen Sheepierre and Juwan Griffin for joining Castle Club.
Guys, love y'all ninjas, man.
Thank you guys for supporting the mission.
The real ones know what time it is, man.
And by the way, I'm going to be giving you guys a full explanation of why we are going to be pushing a lot of our content to Castle Club.
Some people try to say it's a money grab or anything like that, but the truth is, like, that's not what it is, guys.
And I just realized that there's a lot of discrepancies that you guys might not be aware of, so I'm gonna go ahead and fill you guys in.
We'll probably talk about it, I'm thinking, tomorrow.
So I'll go ahead and explain because you guys deserve a full explanation because it's not what you guys think it is.
We've got to get some stuff done on our end.
And you guys will see what I mean when I explain it to you.
It'll make perfect sense.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Safety's off.
It's a cruel world out there.
But yeah, everyone that joins on stream, I will go ahead and make sure to shout you out.
All you ninjas.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Sojournal Flashpoint Arena.
Move those bones.
Nice hook Junker Queen can die.
Oh, Gath behind, flanking, flanking.
Oh shit, McCree.
McCree on the right.
McCree on the right.
I'm gonna try.
Ash, Junker Queen.
No, they were still on there.
I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
They got it, they got it.
It's fine.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
oh don't you feel me?
Nice hook on her.
Putting a heal down.
Yo, Alara's shooting us from the left.
Pre to the right Good.
Here we go, here we go.
Alari weak.
Alari weak.
I'm on my game now.
That hurts.
I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
Alari dead.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm taking point.
Nice, nice.
I got point.
I'm gonna just focus on dying less, man.
Go back man.
yeah i'm back joker queen coming McCree on the right.
McCree on the right.
McCree on the right still.
McCree and Kiri on the right.
Yo, Kiri flanking from the right.
McCree too on the right.
Behind you guys, behind you guys.
Oh, he's going straight for me.
They're using everything.
They're literally using everything.
Oh no!
Fuck, this bitch sniped me!
Wow!
Keep running, man!
I've seen tougher spots.
Over time.
You guys know that.
Oh, 1 HP, 1 HP, 1 HP! How?
One on one, we're one on one.
One way one, one way one!
Oh shit!
Oh no!
How do we lose that?
I killed three people there!
Mog and Kiri came and got me.
It was a one-on-one.
Did we have that?
Can we touch it?
I got a visor.
God damn it.
Alright!
Alright!
I'm gonna step it up.
Nice hook on them.
Mog here and...
Ash?
Ash is one.
Got her.
Ellari?
Maga weak as fuck Maga weak Alright, we're not gonna fight it.
Fuck it, fuck it.
Alright, I'm back though.
I'm locked.
Pass on the right You in my sights McCree one.
McCree went on the left Got the advantage Oh nice!
This mo- Okay, Ashe.
Ashe got me from the side.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Crady gone.
Ashe.
Nice.
There's a Zenon mob in the back.
I'm trash.
I'm fucking trash.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
I'm on fire.
Nice.
Holy shit.
Next point.
Good to see you.
Myron, go next point.
Junkyard.
I was going towards you guys.
20 seconds.
Let's see here.
Waiting to see where they come from.
I'm hindered.
Oh nice.
Okay, Ashe, Zen.
Watch out Dynamite.
What the fuck?
They got a Sigma now.
He chasing me.
This dude.
Bro!
Fuck!
Fucking guy, man.
Pretty dead?
They got an echo now?
drop down Ana Echo on the bridge, one.
Sigma on the left here, we're Ana.
You're anti?
Soldier now.
Bro.
Railgun charged.
Vaporized.
I've seen tougher spots.
There's the enemy turret!
Take it out!
Holy fuck, man.
Awkward fucking them up, bro.
Man, like shit, man.
Let's go.
Let's get this ass point here.
Oh, snap.
Okay.
How much you hog?
Oh, man.
*Gunshot* I'm on this Sigma.
I'm destroying the heal.
Oh, you guys got it, you guys got it.
We're going to point Ryzenite.
That's for testifying again.
We got one.
One HP Echo, by the way.
Nothing anymore.
Oh yeah, get the fuck out of here.
We're not going nothing, bitch.
Echo one shot.
Echo and shot on point.
Echo and shot on point.
I've got minutes.
I'm not using everything.
Nice hook.
I'm shooting the signal.
I'm at the height of my performance I call weak as hell Oh shit.
Back up, back up, back up.
They might try to come around the side, be careful.
Yup, Sigma over here.
Someone coming up to your left.
And Echo.
That's us.
We're in dead.
Use my heal.
Hog has no hook.
Echo has...
Oh!
Fuck you Echo!
Echo weak.
Behind you guys.
Sigma point, shooting them in the back.
Let's go.
Oh my god, I'm flanking and killed three people.
Let's go, man.
Bro, this dude got 38 and 5, 14,000 damage, man, making me look like shit, bro.
Is this Overwatch 1 flanking, huh?
I could heal any harder.
Railgun charged.
This ends now.
What the fuck?
Bruh.
Fucking melted those kids.
We've had this guy on our team before, spin to win.
I don't know if they were good or not.
I don't remember.
Spin2Win is a random generated name.
Oh, is it one of those?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Never mind.
Because on me, it's a Chinese version of Spin2Win.
Okay Oh, what the fuck?
I didn't mean to pick this idiot.
My bad.
Yo, do you want Soldier?
Do you want Soldier, by the way?
Awkward?
Nah, man.
Soldier now.
I'm feeling the Soldier now.
Okay, alright.
Yeah, Soldier is a way better character than 76.
She is, yeah.
She's the best DPS in the game.
She's the best DPS by far.
That railgun is unfair bro This was a team chat?
I think they got Ash They got Widow.
Oh, Widow.
Okay, my bad.
But Kree on strike?
I'm trash.
I'm fucking trash.
Try to be on a high ground.
They'll regret that.
That woulda?
I'm coming back.
I'm here for the fight.
Four and four.
I haven't played low ground since I got Widow.
Pog has one.
Nice.
Oh, Mercy?
Mercy to the right.
McCree on the left.
I think Widow's there too.
I backed up.
Hog coming down the right.
Hog on the right.
Oh McCree too.
Hog no hook.
Hog no hook on the payload.
nicely Mercy on the right and carry oh Hog, no.
Hog on the right.
Can you damage with me now?
Oh, Hog's coming up behind you guys.
Kyrie, Kyrie.
Kiri below Nice sleep McCree one McCree one McCree one McCree one with Kiri Carry McCree
I got a visor I Backing up Nice hook.
He's anti-hilled.
Let's go.
I'll pop advisor.
Let's go.
Pushing up.
They're all so weak.
Nice.
McCree, one?
Oh, no.
He's half enough.
Hog and McCree on the left.
Hog on the left.
Hog on the left.
I'm shooting the fuck out this hog.
Run, run.
Yeah, I'm running, I'm running.
I'm trying.
Sojourn on their team low.
Don't shoot, Maren.
Keep running.
Keep running.
As far as you can.
Oh my god, I almost got hooked.
Holy fucker looking at me.
Give it a hug!
Sgt.
I told you give me the nano I got it.
I'm backing up.
Mog is here.
Lucky you.
Don't waste too much time, Iron.
Look at your position.
They're looking at me over here.
Kira, on top of you!
Come back!
Come back, please!
Yeah, I'm coming back right now.
I'm coming back right now.
She's shooting me in the back.
This Kira's an idiot.
Yeah, she ran away.
She ran away.
It's okay.
Uh...
Shit.
Yeah, why is everybody hiding me?
Oh shit I really don't understand About to have a riser for this one.
91.
Okay on the right.
Please help me.
Come to payload.
Please help me.
Come to payload.
Please help me.
Top advisor.
Let's go.
Top advisor.
I'm pushing them back.
Pushing them back.
Just Hog.
Pushing them back.
Good.
We didn't kill nobody, but we at least pushed them back.
Heels on the corner.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
That's not good.
I didn't mean to do that Fuck, I pushed too far a payload Did you get your anti-geo on Hawk once?
*Skills* Bro this Kyrie is flanking me man
I'm running Moira 1, Moira 1, Moira 1 Fuck
I've seen tougher spots The payload is approaching its destination.
Yeah, they got it.
What the fuck?
Dude.
Shit, man.
Score.
Zero to three.
Switching sides.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
I guess I'm gonna need to lock in.
Yeah, I'm gonna lock in right now, man.
You too, Ryze.
I'm always lock in, but...
You too Yennefer.
Go and go and do it.
Just lock it No nano get hooked first No heal Yeah, I was surprised he didn't give me the nano on that fight when they were turning the corner I I'm pretty sure I peaked higher than you.
I play for Boston Academy.
I played for Boston Academy.
And I was GM1 on Overwatch 2 as well.
Are you really?
Yeah.
No, he's not.
GM1 suffering the diamond.
No, I'm not capping.
I have a Twitch.
You play horrible.
Like, no offense, yeah?
It's 941 a.m.
It's literally 9:45 I have been anti-ing like you guys didn't see I can't remember it.
It's your diamond.
Sojourn?
Moira, Moira, Moira low?
That's not a GM 1-bit in the open.
Oh wow, GM! No offense, but, like, I can't...
It's not, like, gonna have...
It's not gonna be, like, 24 stars in one gameplay with, uh, like, a 4 stack of diamond players.
Like, you're not gonna be in one game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep talking.
Keep talking.
It's okay, guys.
It's okay.
Let's, uh...
Let's just push this shit.
It's fine.
Why are we stopped?
Just add my profile, hug!
And look at it!
You missed the sleep on a road walk that is walking in a straight line.
Oh man.
I have no problem with you until you start lying.
What do you mean, start lying?
Just get on Discord.
Are you streaming?
I don't mind showing you.
I'll show you pictures.
I don't know who got D2GM1, but he definitely paid a lot of money for it.
You can add this account and I can show you streamers on Twitch.
They're all my friends list.
I can show you.
I'm retired pro man Soldier in love guys I need more damage, Jennifer.
I need a blue beam.
Okay.
Hale's over here.
Sojourn is so low.
Kiri low.
Got Kiri.
Hog, hog.
Nice, nice, nice.
Sojourn dead.
McCree, McCree, McCree, McCree low.
Let's go.
They're all dead.
Good shit.
I need the blue beam.
I'll carry with the blue beam.
Yeah, just give them blue beam.
I know.
I'm gonna...
Just hard.
I'll just heal myself, bro.
And I'll sit back and...
Hold the right click, it's hard?
No, watching all my friends die is hard.
Ah shit, watch out.
I'm part of my eyes.
You can help him.
You know you turned the corner too early.
You know that.
I intended to collision lead.
Disrupting.
You think you're doing your voice but that's actually how you sound.
Alright, alright.
Come on, guys.
Stop goofing off and move that payload.
McCree, top left.
Hog, middle.
Oh, McCree's so low up there.
I think I'm gonna heal up so much.
We'll lose the attack now!
We're gonna lose!
He's anti-healed.
Nice, nice, nice.
Two dead on their team.
Just the high noon and three alive.
Nice hook.
Dummy.
He's one.
He's dead.
Kiri now, just Kiri.
Get her dumbass.
She's one.
Nice.
I think Moira ran away.
I'm pushing payload.
I'm on- I think we got it.
Nice.
Alright.
Winnable, guys!
These kids suck, man!
I'm over here, dude.
Up behind me.
Yeah, Sojourn's above.
Nice finish.
Nice, nice, nice.
McCree up there, too.
McCree up there, too.
Where the Sojourn just was.
- Unloading scroll. - No, I'm not on fire.
Helping you out. In check.
Affirmation.
Affirmative.
Man, I'm on this payload.
- Oh, this just sucks. - Can I get some healing?
The Eye of War is watching your video.
It's go time.
This ends now.
20 healed after you guys Why don't you hear you teleported McCree on the right August one hot I got to see you hold on payload hold on payload He's an audio.
Oh shit Ana, what are you doing in the front line, bro?
It's okay, we got a minute.
Why are you running towards the payload?
Back up, back up.
Because he's a GM1. What am I doing?
What?
Because that's the only way he can get healed.
No, that is not true.
How can I anti-hug?
I got a visor.
I got a visor.
You want me to anti-hug or not?
Yikes.
Guys, I'm gonna vizel them from, uh, shit.
You're in a Discord call or something, right?
Like, add me after.
Nice anti, man.
You threw that shit across the map.
I got you.
Fuck no.
No.
No.
I got a visor.
I can't rush him.
No, it's fine.
Can we touch or no?
I'm coming.
Touch, touch, touch, touch.
I should have played better.
I died with the visor.
We got a GM 1 healer.
Man, it doesn't matter if you're...
Like, you paid money to be J1. There's no way.
You're really bad.
No.
You know Necroz?
You know Necroz?
Just add...
You're in a Discord call, right?
Just invite me.
Invite me, I'll show you.
I died with...
I died with Visor.
That's 100% on me.
I'm fucking trash for that.
The Rumble Chat has a pin in it that they want you to see, and they asked me to ask you to see it a while ago.
Oh, uh, Fishremium's Battle.net so he can join you if you want a new teammate, Myron.
Uh, let me see here.
He is not GM1. If he's GM1, I'm gonna hang myself now.
Yeah, nah, he's not a GM.
He's probably a diamond player for sure.
Because his Ana isn't even better than mine bro, and I'm like a fucking...
Yeah, it's not good.
Yeah, like...
If he's a GM 1, I'm American.
Listen.
I've been doing this for so long.
I can pinpoint his rank.
What is he?
What do you think he actually is?
Look, the fact that he doesn't do damage in Diamond already tells that he's not GM. Not even magic.
Okay, that's the first thing.
The second thing, there's a Rorog running in a straight line in front of him and somehow misses his sleep.
Like, five times.
And he doesn't need the enemy Rorog when we get a hook.
I'll tell you this, Awkward never talks crap, but if you claim to be something that you're not, that's when Awkward's gonna shit on you.
Because I've never seen you trash talk anybody.
That's the first time.
Yeah, I hate when people lie.
Nah, because bro, it isn't easy to reach GM1. GM1, you're top 500, bro.
You're basically pro.
Like, what the fuck?
Exactly.
Imagine if you start walking towards fucking, I don't know, like on Yas and Sam, a billionaire.
It's cringe.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, shit.
I had no problem with him until he started lying.
This fucking idiot.
Oh, watch out.
They got Pharaoh.
They got ram Ram is oh McCree nice Good finish.
Ram over here on the right.
Ram on- He's chasing me with nemesis mode.
Ram is so low.
Ram is low.
He can die.
I see the Pharah.
She dropped down.
Mercy on the right.
I like that movie manager.
Thank you.
Farrow top middle.
I'll get her.
Ah shit.
Hog.
Half.
Hog half.
Hog is on fire.
He's on the fire.
Fire truck.
Everybody's focused on me.
Heroes never die!
Peril on point!
Oh, McCree high nooning?
Peril one, peril one, peril one!
I got a visor too, bro.
Got me last second with that hook.
Oh shit!
Okay, it's lit!
Oh no, no, no, they're all alive, they're all alive.
Oh, the hook!
Yup.
The hook!
I think they got that.
Right, if you win this, 5,000 yen.
Oh shit.
I got mine next time.
What is this hand doing?
Affair is low.
She has a Mercy chasing me.
I'm about to die, here we go.
No, I'm not.
Thank you.
Oh, nice anti, but he ran away.
Hog on payload.
Hog on payload.
Hog.
He's half?
Less than half?
He's crouching, this hog, man.
He's so low, he's so low, he's so low, got him, let's go!
McCree, McCree dropping down on you ball?
Oh nice anti into McCree, nice.
Look, I'm around, that's positioning.
Watch out, McCree, McCree, McCree, McCree!
Oh, what a risk.
I got it, I got it.
It's fine.
It's risible.
Pog no hook.
He's trying to come up.
Oh no, flew too far.
McCree 1.
McCree 1.
I'm shooting Hog.
I'm shooting.
Mercy 1.
Mercy 1 on the right.
Hog gone.
Mercy on the left.
Mercy on the left here Okree gone I couldn't hit a single shot Can you guys save me?
I'm gonna slam here.
Just do damage.
Damn it.
I need heal!
Sambaran.
This Ana is f**k.
Mercury can die!
Oh never mind.
I'm gonna do that again.
Monkey, monkey, monkey.
Not so fast.
Heroes never died.
Here we go.
That was a good sleep.
That was a good sleep on the monkey.
Oh, that's not good.
Alright, backing up.
Oh!
My turn, don't be- No, no, no.
It's just the Mercy on the left.
Mercy on the left.
Mercy on the bridge.
There's a two on me.
Both healers.
Both healers on me.
Mercy on me.
Dropping down to help me right now.
Thank you.
Monkey.
Monkey.
Monkey anti and weak.
And one.
Mercy trying to res on the left.
I got a visor for this last fight.
Clear out Hey I've got you in my sights.
Check.
Affirmative.
I've got men.
Yeah, fuck, dummy.
Hit him with that rocket.
Then I said, Allahu Akbar!
Oh, man.
You're doing good this run, man.
I love my man!
Keep distance, do damage, and die less.
Nice.
That's what I'm doing, bro.
Dude, as we climb the ranks, I just realized that I have to play way back, man.
I told you before, the soldier can't hold the ground.
He's not the regular DPS. You only can play like a rat.
That's the sad part.
Because every hero can counter you.
Easy.
Yeah, because he doesn't specialize in anything.
He's just a good all-around player.
So like, since he's good all-around, he's not specific.
You need to be flexible.
Very flexible.
Yeah, I just need to sit on high ground and be annoying.
That's what I've been doing.
Keep doing this.
Yo, how do you get so much goddamn damage, bro?
Like, what are you doing?
Bluebeam, Bluebeam.
Project Bluebeam.
Ah, okay, okay.
Yeah, Project Bluebeam.
That's gonna be my next ult account.
It's gonna be Project Bluebeam.
Yeah, Yennefer just pockets.
He only leaves me to die.
Sorry.
Social damage is one shot.
It's very strong.
I got a hog.
I'm just going to be annoying.
In the back.
I don't know where the hog is.
He's on the right.
Soldier behind the fire truck.
Hog no hook.
Hoganahook. - Over here. - Take the lead down. - What else right here?
He's right here.
Oh, what a hook.
What a hook.
Oh, shit.
They got no lamp?
Nice hook.
Fuckin' die.
I'm shooting the fuck out of him.
How is that I'm gonna die?
Every time I'll hook him.
I don't miss the headhack.
I'm trash.
Nooo!
I knew I was gonna die.
You know I'm gonna take a wide angle.
I'm taking a wide angle shooting under the back guys.
Damn it man!
Can you blue me?
I'm gonna ulti.
Can you blue me?
I'm sorry guys.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
I've got you in my sights.
Mercy up top, by the way.
There's a Mercy up top by you, Hogg.
And there's a Baptiste below you.
Okay, I'm gonna take point.
I'm gonna take point.
Baptiste and Hogg on point.
Oh, this isn't good.
This is very good.
I'm out.
Oh, I'm trash.
Oh, I'm trash.
Okay.
Myron, there's a echo on rumble.
Oh, thank you.
I gotta fix it.
All right.
Fix it.
Fix.
Thank you.
Bad to hit my on the walk bar sound effect.
Okay, ready for a blue beam?
Three, two, one.
Ah, he's one!
He's dead.
That's the power.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Ready for a blue beam?
Three, two, one.
What?
Hogg is so low.
Hogg, oh, he got away.
Hogg, to your left, soldier.
Watch out.
I'm shooting him with you.
I'm sitting on with you How?
I've got you It's over.
That's it.
That's it.
Project Bluebeam.
Yeah?
Every time I have a real gun, it's the Bluebeam time.
Railgun charged.
Area denial.
Oh, got a game that got a game that fast.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Listen, it's against that fucking trash-talking soldier, and if we lose this, I legit hang myself, so let's win this.
Which, oh, the kid was talking shit?
Okay.
Yeah, he was talking smack.
And then he won against us.
Who, Wastin'?
Yeah, yeah.
Did it did did did it?
It's okay.
Get a blue beam.
Yeah, just project blue beam.
You'll be fine.
Okay, so listen.
Mercy coaching here.
You blue beam unless I'm going to die and then you heal me.
Every soldier needs a cause.
And then blue beam again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get scared.
I'm still trying to get used to the whole percent of when you guys take damage now, it takes a minute with the beam.
Yeah, of course, by the way, if you heal them, you can heal them.
I'm not saying don't heal our teammates.
I'm just saying that, in general, if you're with me, that's the rule.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm playing a bit more conservative.
I'm not playing as aggressive as I normally do, because I know you're pocketing awkward, so it's fine.
No, no, no, you do whatever you want.
Don't whatever you want.
No, no, no, bro, it's fine, it's fine.
You shine, man.
I'm gonna fucking sit back and just, you know, pepper them and be annoying.
They got a surgeon on their bridge.
They got a ram.
Loving please.
Thank you.
That's one.
Huge hook.
Love the hook.
Trash down.
Destroy this fucking garbage can.
Slow is out.
You guys got him?
I'm gonna make them sit in spawn.
Let's go.
This guy trashed up.
He's gonna get it now.
Okay.
I'm pushing up to help you guys.
I'm gonna try to.
I'm backing up a bit.
Oh wait, what's the gun doing?
Oh, I think it's Kira?
Okay.
I'm on my way now.
Let me bleed.
Stay near the immortality field.
I purpled.
Cool.
Rotog is pushing.
Hog no hook.
Hog no hook.
You backed up.
Everyone feeling better?
Over there Soldier behind you and Roadhog, uh, China man He's a bullet score Sojourn behind you guys?
Okay, she slid away.
Hog on window and so is Sojourn.
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
Watch out!
Hog next to you!
Hog next to you!
A bunch of them are in that room over there, Sojourn.
Ana dead.
Got you bro.
Help our hog.
I'm shooting the fuck out this hog.
He has no hook.
Hog has no hook.
Carry one shot.
Carry one shot on robot.
Or not by robot.
By the fucking pillar.
I'm not jumping down.
I almost got hooked.
I'm backing up.
Bat, heal me.
We go.
We go.
Hog.
Hog no hook.
Reaper wasted teleport.
He's on robot.
Reaper's on robot.
No, Sorcerer's on robot.
Sorcerer and Roadhog on.
Damage Ruth, please.
Reaper flanking.
Reaper flanking.
I think he's here.
I'm popping Bison.
Push him back.
Hawk has no hook.
Reaper low.
Force the raid.
Kiri low.
On the right.
Kiri on the right.
Low.
Oh no, she's helpful.
Soldier in one.
Ana one.
I'm on hog.
I'm on one.
We're both shooting them from both sides.
Off angle.
Got her.
Let's go.
Nice.
Goat stood off angle, bro.
That was nice.
That was good.
We damaged them.
That's how you play soldier, man.
There's a reaper close, man.
Dang annoying.
I'm going to the other side.
I'm going to ulti this side.
I haven't like stopped yet Who needs healing?
This soldier is wasting your time coming out for me I'm gonna jump on the Jordan Hog on robot Don't get hooked.
Nah, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not below you guys.
Hawk coming towards you guys right now.
Hawk coming towards you guys in that room right now.
Get ready.
Hit him with a helix.
Hit him with a helix.
Sojourn.
This hog sucks.
I got picked.
Rebron me, Baptiste.
Nice!
Okay, three behind.
Nice.
Let's go, China man.
Two coming.
You guys got this.
You guys can win this.
Get melted.
Nice, nice.
Shit.
I feel like I've reached Super Saiyan level now.
Finally.
Yeah, I'm seeing it.
I'm seeing it.
You're in the zone.
On and low on the left.
I'm helping you.
I'm helping you.
I'm shooting him too.
Help or hogs.
Help or hogs.
Okay, I'm gonna ulti in a bit.
Soldier and ran away.
Sarge on the runway. - Huck, no hook. - Reboot behind you guys on the left.
Reaper on the left.
No wraith on Reaper.
He's gonna ult.
He's gonna ult.
Okay, I'm backing up.
Reaper chasing.
Reaper chasing right now.
He's an idiot.
Dummy.
Stupid fuck.
Hog has no hook.
Okay, I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
Follow me anywhere?
Yo, the Hog is right below you guys.
Be careful.
Hog is above.
Hogs on the bridge above Ana is stuck behind Hog keeps missing his hooks.
He's so bad, bro.
He's coming after you, Hog.
I'm shooting him though.
I'm shooting him right in the back.
I'm shooting him.
I'm always my whole visor on this idiot I'm shooting hog with you Let's go!
Kiri here.
Kiri here.
Nice.
One HP. One HP. Kiri's below me right now.
Baptiste.
Oh, they got McCree.
Oh, I got him.
Ana's over there.
With McCree.
The guys need to push their robots.
Alright, Pog is below.
Oh, nice hook.
I'm shooting him.
Oh, he's melting.
Bad boy dead.
Bad boy dead.
McCree on the street.
McCree one.
McCree one.
No, he's not.
He got healed.
He got healed.
He was, bro, he was about to be one, but then he got healed and he rolled.
Damage with, please.
Okay, uh, hog full health.
Is that better?
Take cover, guys.
Where's this window?
Oh, I'm about to use this window!
It's time to get lit now!
Let's go!
That window lit!
Oh, I'm about to die.
Fuck!
My first death.
He can rest Viren.
He can rest Viren, maybe.
Or me.
Okay.
Knock me down and I'll keep getting back up.
I'm on fire.
I tried to fly.
I tried to fly.
Over here.
Hog no hook.
Hog is- Oh McCree!
I'm with you Baptiste, I'm with you.
Hog got away.
Social in one, social in one Timmy.
Good finish.
Hog behind you, Hog behind you guys.
On a low, on a low in the back.
Ana Law in the back.
She's around the corner here.
Got the bot.
I got visor for this fight.
What?
10 seconds.
Nice.
Bro, why is it so trash when you don't got a boost, man?
This sucks.
Those kids got fucked.
Heh.
Dude, when I left...
Awkward, talk as shit.
God, there we go.
Fuck that guy.
He was talking smack because of Arana.
All right, Jordan, I'm gonna send you invite, bro.
But if you're trash, you already know what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna cook you.
How is that play of the game?
And me killing five is not play of the game.
That's crazy.
Facts.
Yo, what's good?
What up, bro?
We can't play, man.
You're either...
Do you have an account that you can actually play with?
Why can't I play?
Is it because I'm not placed?
Yeah, I think it's because you're not placed.
You haven't played in a season.
Alright, bro.
Do you have another account?
No, my career profile is fucked up because when they switched it to Battle.net accounts only, it fucked it up.
Wait, are you on console, bro?
Alright.
Yeah, bro.
But I'm good, bro.
You can't play with us if you're on console.
Hey, streets are saying we want Nick back on the pod, though.
Don't worry, it's going to happen soon.
But, bro, shout out to Nick and shout out to all the Grapers.
However, bro, if you're on console, we can't play comp with you.
Why not?
It's cross-play, ain't it?
No, they let cross-play only with quick play only.
Because the game doesn't allow that.
Yeah, because when you play on console, bro, you guys get aim assist, bro.
That's just cheating.
That's just crazy, bro.
No, they made it so you don't get aim assist, but on tank, you don't need aim assist.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
That's true.
Just get PC, bro.
Alright, bro.
Just get PC. Master Race.
Alright, bro.
Alright, man.
Peace.
Jacob.
Okay, guys, so for everyone watching, if you are on fucking console, bro, you can't play.
Because you can't cross-play in competitive, guys.
And the reason why is because on console, and I can tell you guys this because I came as a console player, I made GM for one day and I was masters in Overwatch.
I actually posted on my Twitter too, for those that don't believe, like, Myron, you were never a master.
I fucking posted myself making master back in the day.
But the point I'm trying to make is this.
If you play on console, you can't play on PC and competitive, and the reason why is because you guys get aim assist.
Aim assist is literally cheating, bro.
It's fucking aimbot.
If you got aim assist and you're using a mouse and keyboard on console, you're a god.
Everyone that's in the masters and up pretty much uses Zim, which they just banned, by the way.
So if you're Zimmin', you won't be able to...
I think they detect it and they kind of shadow ban you.
So that's what it is, man.
Yeah, aim assist, bro.
You play McCree or Widow or some shit, it's over, bro.
If you're assuming, might as well get a PC, play against good players.
Exactly, yeah, you might as well.
And I'll tell you guys this.
Now that I've been playing Overwatch 2 on PC and I played Overwatch 1 at a high level on controller, I can absolutely tell you guys that PC is way more competitive than console.
Way more.
Like, just so you guys see, we're playing at the Diamond level, and I got two guys on my team that play at a GM level, and we're still, like, losing games.
Like, that should tell you something.
Yeah?
Well, it's also because smurfing is rampant.
So, like, what would you say, Awkward, in your professional experience?
Would you say most smurfs pretty much hover in Diamond?
On their smurf accounts?
Yeah, I think that mostly they're like diamond, maybe high diamond.
Most people think for some reason that every time there's a smurf against them it's like a high GM. So people don't understand how little of the player base is actually here.
Oh yeah, like 1%.
I would argue even Master is like in the top 2 or 3%.
When you're Master level bro.
I don't know who it was, but someone said that Diamond is around 20% of the player base.
I don't think that's true.
I think it's less.
No, actually, yeah, something like 15, 20.
15, 20?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I checked, Myron.
It's around 20%.
Around 20%.
Damn.
But remember, there's different levels of diamond.
Are we talking diamond 5, 4, 3, 2?
You know what I mean?
There's a big difference between a diamond 5 and a diamond 1.
Oh, okay.
That makes sense then.
Because a diamond 1 is not the same as a diamond 5.
Diamond 1, you're pretty much master.
You're just like one or two games away.
Is there a ball?
Oh, a ball here with our Mercy.
I got a heal for you.
Blue beam, please.
Let's go.
3, 2, 1.
It's not me.
I didn't get Mercy.
Oh shit.
Ball is low too.
Ball is coming up behind us on the right.
One shot on their soldier.
One shot on their soldier.
He's in the corner.
I don't have a mercy anymore.
That killed.
Oh no.
Okay.
Switch to team chat so we can ask this kid to switch off to Mercy.
Because it's already making a big difference.
Oh Yennefer, you can take it now.
She switched to um...
Oh no.
Oh, did she want Mercy?
Yeah.
Oh, you're a chat?
Okay, that's on ours.
We should have joined Team Chat sooner.
Anti-healed on the ball.
Touch, touch, touch.
I'm gonna blow you.
Okay, that's one healer down.
Ball, ball.
Anti-healed.
Nice name, dude.
Nice fucking name.
Alright, here we go.
Time to cook.
Now we cooking.
Is there a soldier?
Where are my manners?
Alright, we're back in a high ground.
These kids are trash.
Oh!
Ball behind you guys!
Oh, he's in the room on the left.
In the sky.
Ball in the sky.
I'm blowing this guy Soldier in the corner weak Soldier in the corner weak?
By the stairs?
Oh no, he got healed.
Oh nice!
This ball keeps knocking me off, that's why.
Ball to your right, ball to your right, ball to your right.
And Lucio Lucio 1 Yeah, he's one, he's one!
Oh my god.
He ain't helping his team like a dummy.
Soldier on the left.
And sojourn I'm gonna whoop in a second yet I'm gonna start pushing it.
What the fuck was that trick?
Get out, get out of the trick!
I don't know.
It's helpful.
You can redo that cover.
Now, it's go time!
Life weaver 1.
Oh no.
Got smashed.
Ryze if you win this 7000 yen.
I got a visor.
I got a visor.
Get ready, give it to me now.
Get ready, give it to me now.
Let's go.
Okay.
I was gonna try to touch, but we didn't get good.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Every time when you have ultimate or someone ult you, some nano matter, don't press W, please.
I wouldn't have killed that soldier if I did that.
Oh wow he got pulled Ball on the left, ball on the left Ball right here Ball.
Can I get some heal?
Can I get some heal, Ana?
My dude, I'm trying.
You're just getting melted.
You're just getting melted.
I can't outfeel it.
Yo, there's a Lucio to the right.
There's a Lucio to the right.
I wasn't missing you, bro.
I just can't outfeel it.
Yo, soldier behind the pillar over there.
And Lucio's on the right.
Lucio to the right.
3, 2, 1.
Ball behind you guys.
Never mind, he's in front now.
Ana, I'm helping you, I'm helping you, I'm helping you.
I put a heal down.
Use my heal, Timmy.
What?
We touch or no?
There has to be a reason!
There has to be a reason!
why is this anna sniper?
you don't have to raid, you don't have to raid This guy is so fucking mad, dude.
Yo, ball on the left.
Ball on top left.
I'm not mad at it.
I just know you're trash.
Logo, I'm healing you.
Logo.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Yo, soldier over here.
I'm with you.
Nice.
Killed him before I could even hit him with the rocket, man.
Nice.
Nice hook.
Annoying us, Lucio.
Thanks.
Efficient design at work.
Much damage boost.
Moving up top high ground.
Now this is where we hold them.
I need help.
Oh man, thank you Ana.
*Squeak* Stay alive, stay alive, stay alive, stay alive.
The mission is to stay alive.
A good melt on the Lucio.
Ball!
Ball!
Ball on our mercy!
Ball on our mercy!
Ball behind you!
Awkward.
Nice nano, keep him alive.
I've got you in my sights.
Lifeweaver above.
With ball.
He's anti-heal to ball.
Got ball?
Oh wow.
Okay, that's annoying.
Lucio, soldier on the left, soldier on the left, soldier on the payload.
Just hopping around.
Lucio?
Got him.
What the fuck?
How do you get another one?
Get fucked idiot.
I've been doing this for years I shot that Helix from fucking under the car.
Yeah!
Yeah, Chen, I do be gaming out here, man.
I'm going hard to paint, bro.
I'm playing with a pro player and a GM. I mean, I'm trash compared to them, but come on, man.
Give me some credit, bro.
I'm a podcaster.
Y'all see me cook?
Yeah.
That is true.
I give you credit, Awkward, though.
I learned a lot watching you play, though.
Real talk.
My chick was doing her homework.
She was watching the stuff that you sent her.
We gotta get her out of bronze, though.
She's stuck in bronze, dude, and she's miserable.
I will.
I gave her instructions.
I tell her after the instructions, send me a message back after a week and we'll do something.
Okay.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
Me and Chinaman are going to play with her and get her out of Bronx.
We're going to dedicate a day to carrying her.
Yeah, you're going to name her day.
Maybe we'll do it after Fed reacts tonight.
We'll just carry her.
Because she needs serious help, bro.
I would've been playing with Angie too.
I'd like to help her.
I know it's bad because she yells when she plays.
You get mad like Chinaman.
Yo, social numbers.
Help me out so fast.
Come on.
Lucio.
Ball behind you guys dropping down.
He's on payload.
He's low as hell.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
behind him.
I soldiered a bug.
We're moving payload.
Oh, Ram dropping down.
Nice sleep.
He's anti.
He can die.
Nice.
Lucio one.
Good.
Sojourn one up top.
Sojourn one up top.
I'm on my game now.
Anna, push up so you can heal them.
I'll stamp him Nice hooks I got a ulti I can't hit this guy.
What is this?
What's poppin'?
Unloading scrap Heading you up to the ground Enemy here!
My duty is being done!
This one's got the pain.
Get on him.
Alright.
I literally just sat on the fucking payload.
This is embarrassing.
The payload has reached the checkpoint.
And here's why I have more damage.
See my room.
Yeah, yeah, this sucks.
This is not fun.
I've literally just been staying here looking at my outfit.
Y'all about to get fucked up.
Here we go.
Yeah, yeah, you guys are about to die.
Here we go.
It's okay.
I'm giving y'all a cover fire.
Get the fuck out of there.
Get out of there, guys.
They're chasing.
They're chasing.
This soldier is an idiot.
We got greedy.
They down one DPS I got a Vibes so we can push in with it guys I'm moving dead load I'll use it for the last fight.
They're gonna get one more fight.
Four on four, four on four, four on four.
No, I have three seconds.
Three, two, one.
Oh my goodness, what was that?
I'm on the edge.
Oh shit, damn it.
We'll show Trollin.
Heh, the rock.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
One more.
Yeah, yeah, they're inside the room.
The payload's moving.
About time.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Let's go!
Fuck you too!
Hell yeah!
I might click that right there, China man.
I'm gonna give you this game's code.
No, no.
I'm in the game with you, so I got...
Okay, yeah.
Then mark this game.
That last little play right there, I'll throw that in the montage.
I'll clip it for you.
*Mario* *Mario* Why is it so bad?
I think I'm masters now maybe No, not yet.
How much more?
Yo, how do you look at your progress bar, by the way?
After the game, just wait.
Don't click anything.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, don't touch.
Don't touch your keyboard mouth.
Just let it be.
Okay.
What's our record?
Do you know?
Or you can't look at it now?
When the game is over, I can...
Yo, chat, what is the official record?
I think we've won two or three.
I haven't been keeping track, man.
Can someone in chat tell me what the official win-loss ratio is?
I will double-check when this game is over.
Yeah, no worries.
I want to see what the chat says.
Last I checked, we were 11 and 13.
We might be like 13 and 13 now.
I like your mask.
Also, those who say Myron is not playing very well.
There are high schoolers who play like seven hours every day who are lower ranked than him, so...
Why they say I'm not playing that well?
Hey, man.
No, no, I'm saying the other way around.
I'm saying that you're playing really well.
There are high schoolers who play, like, seven hours every day.
And they're, like, super young and they're, like, impressionable and all that stuff.
They learn very quickly.
And they're still better.
Hey, man, that comes from that game sense from back in the day.
Oh, shit.
Okay, they're just spam damage.
They got all the cancer characters.
Junkrat, all that shit.
Did Junkrat drop down?
He's got two traps in a row on that one.
Rem is half Rem.
Ram is half.
Yo!
Alright, switch team chat.
Switching the team.
I just died like a scrub.
I rubbed some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Alright, pushing in.
I'm helping you with the ramp.
Use my heal.
Use my heal.
I'll put a heal down for you.
Ram on the left.
Yo, there's a drug rat.
Yennefer, your position is fucked.
No, I went to go jump with him because when he does the I need healing, he normally does that to go.
Well, I got trapped the first time and I apologize for that because he threw down the trap and got, um, what's his name?
Yeah, I've had enough.
Oh, they, oh yeah, they can't counter you.
Oh, fuck.
He's throwing in the same place.
Can you not walk there?
what the fuck did you see?
oh no crap he keeps putting it in the same place yeah i ch..
i i thought you meant the shots i think Alright, Junkrat.
Oh, he got resed.
Ram?
Ram's out of position.
I'm shooting him.
He's low.
Hit him with the direct helix.
He could die.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
He could die.
He could die.
I'm shooting him.
Junkrat top-middle.
Nice, nice, nice.
Mercy Shiner Rez!
She Rez the...
Hey, that sucks.
Get Rez the advisor.
Die again.
Scrub.
Now you die twice like Goku in the Namek series.
That's pretty good.
My crew on me.
McCray and Soldier on me.
I flew too high, my bad.
You can rest!
You can rest, Jennifer!
I'm getting out.
They're all up there.
Oh, whoa!
No, remember!
Come here!
Ram over here on the left, guys.
Ram on the left here.
Let's move this off.
Okay, Ram is low on the right.
He can die.
What an idiot.
You stupid fuck.
McCree too weak.
Use roll.
He has no roll.
Nice finish on the crew.
See, he was weak, right?
Told you.
Yeah, yeah, he was.
He was actually one, right?
You guys hate my callout so much.
Yo, Kiri, stay on payload.
I'm gonna take high ground and help them.
I'm gonna be on bridge, guys.
Shuna from bridge.
Oh, okay, Kiri's...
Oh!
McCree dead?
Oh!
Ram chasing me!
What an idiot!
Okay, chasing me, stupid!
Here we go.
Here comes the ultimate.
Fuck!
Hell, don't sleep.
Of course.
I was waiting for that shit.
Go Metro Ones!
McCree on bridge, got him.
Moira on the right, she has no fade.
Moira on the right, no fade.
Nice.
Ram is coming on the left.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm stupid.
Why the fuck would I do that?
Learn from you, Mr.
X-Man.
I wanted to help you, bro.
I do that all the time, like my teammate.
I just run in there to try to help, and that was stupid.
You're only a DPS. You cannot help any.
No, I mean as in help you with damage when you kill them.
Yo, ram on payload.
Ramon Taylor I got a visor I made a huge mistake.
That was pretty garbage.
Time to punish these drugs.
McCree one.
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