After our transition, we'll join with some lovely ladies and some special guests.
Let's get into it.
Let's go!
What do you do?
How many cares, bro?
Get out.
It's the night.
Gonna pop.
In the night.
No control.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't have to put them on in here.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Shirt Podcast after our edition.
Quick announcement against the show.
Number one, rumble.com slash fresh and fit.
As you guys know, that's the home base for us.
If you ever get canceled, you know exactly where to find us.
Rumble.com slash fresh and fit.
That is the home base for us.
Also, castleclub.tv, guys.
That is where we basically post all of our Frank Castles.
Stuff that isn't necessarily safe for you, too.
We travel, the vlogs.
And also, keep in mind, we have the actual episodes from the Yacht Party live show on Rumble as well.
Yeah, I was lit, man.
He's dancing.
We play certain songs.
The last time I had consumed booze at that level was our One Love Party, which was January 19th?
Yes.
January 19th was the last time I had consumed alcohol like that.
And I'll tell you this, it reminded me exactly why I don't drink that shit.
I felt like crap the next day, and I said, oh, this is why I don't do this.
I take it in small doses.
Andrew, what do I do?
It was a great time.
Yeah, yeah, he was hitting me up.
What do I do if I hang you over?
He was like, hit me up the next day to go to the shooting range, and I was like, bro, I'm fucking dead.
How are you even functioning?
I'm in pain right now.
And then Snickle went.
Yeah, Sneaker went.
And I'm sure you guys got some great content there.
Yeah.
But yeah, man, I literally felt like death.
So, you know, we had the supporters there.
They're like, yo!
Take a shot with me, bro!
And I was like, yo, man, we're not the guy fucking man.
We'll have a good time with y'all.
Because, you know, they came out to see us, man.
People came from other parts of the world, parts of the country.
One guy came all the way from the UK. Other people came from the islands.
Alaska.
Alaska.
Whoa, fucker!
People came from all over, man.
So I was like, you know what, man?
You guys came out here to see us.
We're going to have a good time, which I'm not going to be a fucking square.
So it is what it is.
I never told y'all I'm never going to drink, but it's definitely something that I don't do often.
And the last time I did it was January 19th, I remember.
So now I'm going to remember April 26th is the last time.
It's probably going to be another 18 months or some shit like that.
Probably sooner.
Definitely sooner.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
We've got another live event coming up soon.
Yeah, another live event.
Canada, so we'll see what happens.
I drink it in Canada, man.
Yes, it is.
Anyway, with that said, I guess...
Oh, Chris, go ahead.
Shout out to the merch gang.
You guys come out of the yacht.
I had a big bottle of Henny carrying for the live show, at least for, you know, halfway through.
It was gone.
So, but I'm here.
My liver is fine, apparently.
And we have...
We just know the dead office for Chris.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what's crazy?
Halfway on the yacht, even before the yacht, nigga was drunk at the live show.
Hey, where's the yacht?
Nigga, you were lit!
First of all, I was drunk, I was lit.
There's a difference.
I'm made on a boat.
Yo.
Yo, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You know what happened?
Someone brought Chris a bottle of Hennessy.
Oh, really?
To say, hey, Chris, thank you for being a good producer.
But he didn't know he was going to drink it live.
Yeah.
If you saw our show, you know, I won't say nothing.
But, you know, hey, I had it too, man.
It was funny, though.
Right when I hit the door, I said, let's go over and we get a drink.
Fresh texted me over and we get a drink.
I run into him.
Oh, y'all saw each other again after?
He goes, I'm not going to drink today.
I'm not having anything to drink at all.
He has a big bottle of Hennessy next to me.
I said, after the show, Andrew.
He did.
He said, we'll do it after the show.
No, we didn't get there.
He didn't get there.
Y'all try it, bro.
But anyways, Aaron C. Foxen on IG. Ladies, hit me up.
You know, I always tell you guys, man, and I've said this before on the show plenty of times, right?
Like, you know, celebrate for the occasion.
Don't make the occasion to celebrate.
So, you know, obviously when you have special events like that, right, we got a bunch of supporters come out, et cetera, a good time.
Fuck it.
You know, it is what it is.
I have a drink with the supporters.
But in general, yeah, man.
Actually, we have a recap video we could play.
I thought it was a success.
Besides little disagreements and shit.
We're all men here.
Things happen.
Let's go ahead and run the clip real quick.
We got a clip from the live event.
We got another one coming up for y'all in Toronto.
Probably do it alongside Rumble.
But yeah, you got it, Bill?
Ready?
Hey guys, we just got here, man.
I'm starving, by the way.
But listen, it's all set up.
Cheers.
Mike pulling up some nice clips right over here.
It's going to be insane, guys.
Missed it, man.
Sorry to hear that.
But we're living my life on Rumble as well.
So go check it out, Rumble.
See you guys in there.
Peace.
Come on, you guys.
Miami's a fucking movie.
Hold up for the Phantom.
Mansory edition.
Got my security with me.
This is how we roll in Miami.
Whole different fucking level.
Had to come see my boy Fresh.
Drop some heat for you guys.
This is gonna be a banger.
Let's go!
This is gonna be a banger.
Let's go!
That's just kind of like a little quick preview that our boy Roberto put together from this event.
But we definitely learned a lot, man.
Next event's going to be even better.
So, yeah, man.
It was our first one that we ran by ourselves.
So it was a good time.
Took a lot of coordination, but we got it done.
We learned a lot.
We're not further ado.
Ladies, welcome to the show.
Thank you for coming.
Give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, and of course, body count, if you don't mind.
Just kidding.
Let's start with you.
Name Eve, what you do for a living.
I'm Richie.
I'm 34.
Wait, what's your name?
I'm sorry.
Richie.
Richie, okay.
R-I-C-H-I-E. Okay, and you said you're 34?
I'm 34.
Where are you from?
I'm from Boston.
Boston?
Boston for real, or are you from like...
Well, I was born in Trinidad.
Okay.
But I grew up in...
What part did you grow up in?
Dorchester, Roxbury area.
I am a bartender licensed cosmetologist.
Do you live here in Miami now?
Are you in Boston?
No, I just moved back down here.
What made you leave Boston?
We just needed a change.
It was time to go.
You said we?
Huh?
You said we?
Yeah, my family.
Oh, family.
Highest education level completed?
I went to college.
You have a best degree?
Virginia State University.
Virginia State?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Did you get your best degree?
No.
No?
I got one more year.
I didn't finish.
Okay.
But you got your cosmetology degree?
Correct.
License.
Yes, sir.
Are your parents still together?
No.
No?
Okay.
And then...
Fresh.
Birth control?
No.
Okay.
Kids?
No.
And you said you're from Trinidad, right?
Correct.
Okay, originally from Dorchester or Roxbury?
Because they're very different.
They're right next to each other.
Oh, you're lying.
But they're definitely, definitely, definitely.
Oh, you're lying about the kids, you know.
Did you smart?
What we don't know.
I'm a cat.
Oh, look at that.
But you broke them both.
Where'd you go to high school?
Lincoln, Sudbury.
I was a METCO kid.
Okay.
You know what METCO is?
No, what's METCO? When the kids in the city go to school in the suburbs.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Cool.
Was it like a magnet school?
It was a magnet.
Oh, it's like a school that you have to take a test to get into?
No.
Okay, you were able to just kind of go...
You apply it as a child and then you approve.
Yeah, Dorchester and Roxbury suck.
I mean, they're better now, but...
Watch your mouth.
Yeah, it's the truth, man.
They suck.
I spent many years in Boston.
It's the hood, man.
My car's getting better because Northeastern's right there.
Northeastern always been there.
Huh?
Northeastern always been there.
But they're expanding.
They're cleaning up the area.
I guess.
Ruggle Station is right there in the middle.
It used to be terrible, but now it's getting better.
but Dorchester.
Listen, are you jealous?
Let him know now.
Boom, mocha.
Sweet girl today.
All right, cool.
What's your name?
I'm Diana.
I'm from Chile.
You said Diana?
Yes.
Chi-chi-chi-lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele How old are you?
I'm 37.
Okay, and you're from Chile?
Yes.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm a veterinarian in Chile, so I'm in the process to get my degrees here.
So I work like a waitress and a veterinarian assistant at the Gold Stream with the horses.
Okay, so you just moved here?
I moved here one year ago because I want to dive in.
I love scuba diving and yeah, I spend all my money on that.
Okay, alright.
Highest education level completed.
I'm assuming you probably went to like college to be a vet in Chile?
Yeah, I want to move here because I want to learn to speak English and then I have to pass a couple of tests and bring in my degree to school.
How many years did you go to school in Chile to be a vet?
In Chile, six years.
Six years, okay.
Yeah, six years in a college to be an animal doctor.
Okay.
You speak pretty good English.
Thank you.
Relationship status?
Uh, single.
Okay.
I forgot to ask you that.
What about you?
Are you single too?
No.
You're in a relationship?
Uh-huh.
How long have I been together?
Four years.
Okay.
You have kids?
No.
He has kids though.
Oh, he has kids.
That's why there was a delay.
Okay.
Got it.
There you go.
Got it.
And you said you're single.
Are your parents still together?
Are your parents still together for you?
Yeah.
No.
They are divorced.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then birth control for you?
For you?
No, for you.
Can you say again?
Are you on birth control?
No, I'm single.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't have a kid, if you forgot that question.
Well, I didn't ask that yet.
Body count?
Oh wait, body count, yeah.
I don't have it.
I forgot since I have a 20s, I guess.
Okay, okay.
Angel, what does that mean if someone forgets a body count?
It means it doesn't matter for me.
Period.
Okay.
Okay.
It doesn't matter.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
I am Monet.
I'm from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
I'm 21.
I'm an occupation.
I'm a CNA, a bottle girl, and an exotic dancer on the weekend.
She belongs to the street.
Okay, hold on.
That's a lot right there.
That's a great resume.
So, CNA. Yes.
You said bottle girl?
Yes.
And then the last one is?
Stripper.
Exotic dancer.
Exotic dancer on the weekend.
Stripper.
Stripper.
You don't gotta say stripper.
Okay, do people throw denominations of currency at you?
No.
But I don't.
Oh, yeah.
No, wait.
I was like, what club is that?
Alright, relationship status.
Sorry, highest education level completed?
High school.
Okay, are you in college or no?
No.
Okay, relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Alright, birth control for you?
No.
Alright.
And black, I'm guessing, is your place?
Or do you know where you're from?
Black and Puerto Rican.
Who's Puerto Rican?
My mom's Puerto Rican and my dad's black.
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
My name is Sarah.
Okay.
How old are you, Sarah?
33.
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm originally from North Carolina, but I moved to Delray five years ago.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm a teacher.
Okay.
Oh wow, like Chris.
We used to be.
Yeah.
Wait, you're still a teacher, right?
Yeah.
Okay, Chris is saying.
No, yeah.
First grade.
First grade?
Yeah.
Cool.
What do you teach in particular?
I teach all the subjects.
I also have, so I know you're going to ask, I have a degree in elementary education.
I can teach K-6, but I also have an ESOL endorsement, which means I can work with kids that speak other languages and help them learn English.
So in Florida, do they push you to have a master's degree to be a teacher?
No.
They don't?
No.
Okay.
So you have your bachelor's?
Yes.
Where'd you get it from?
In Charlotte, UNC Charlotte.
Okay.
Cool.
And it's in elementary education, right?
Yes.
Okay.
And then, are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
And then, birth control for you?
Yes.
Okay.
Body count?
Come on, teacher.
N-A. Come on, teacher.
N-A. Not applicable.
Yeah.
Right.
I can't.
And then race, I'm white?
No, I'm black.
What?
Yeah, of course I'm white.
I'm like the whitest girl.
I was going to say, she identifies whatever, right?
No, I don't do that.
No, I'm white.
We can't do that.
Yeah, so you've been black too?
Yeah.
You've been black too, so maybe you're all black.
I can be white.
I'll be white today.
Okay, fantastic.
Alright, what about you?
My name is Erin.
I'm going to go by Miller or Mills.
Erin, you said?
Yes.
E-R-Y-N or E-R-I-N? I-N. Okay.
And then how old are you?
26.
Where are you from?
Jersey, Baltimore.
Okay.
Jersey?
Yeah.
I live here now, though.
Wait, so are you from a town called Jersey?
No, I mean, I was born in Jersey, but I grew up in Baltimore.
Okay, okay.
One of the worst cities in the United States, man.
Okay.
I was literally, like, I was doing a Fed Reacts on it, and we were covering, like, talking about Baltimore.
Like, it's, you know, it's always in the top ten most dangerous cities in the United States in America.
What was it like growing up in Baltimore?
I mean...
Or did you grow up in the suburbs?
I did not.
Okay, you were in the city?
Yeah, I was.
Okay.
I was fine.
All right.
Fair enough.
But I'm one week in Miami now, so...
Oh, you live here now?
I just moved here last week.
Oh, you just moved here last week.
Oh, okay.
She belongs to the street.
I told you about to want to suck.
She got out.
Hey man, stay at both of them, man.
I came from North Carolina, though.
That's crazy.
Oh, okay.
What do you do for work?
I work in property management.
I'm a photographer.
Nice.
Okay, so you do property management and you're a photographer?
Yes.
Okay.
So you manage real estate property for an investor?
Yeah.
Okay, and then you also do photography?
Photography.
Alright.
That's cool.
Okay, and then how is the education level completed?
Oh, I went to college, but I got expelled, so...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stupid!
Rewind!
You got expelled for what?
I took a charge for Matt Adams.
You what?
I took a charge for a guy in college.
I got expelled.
Stupid!
Okay, tell us the story.
Right now?
Sure.
What charge did you take?
Was he selling drugs on campus and you took the rap?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's what it always means.
He was an athlete.
I thought I was protecting him.
You loved him.
I was young.
Stupid.
Yeah.
So, what was he doing?
He was selling weed or something?
Xanax.
Oh, God.
Okay.
So he was selling some Xanax, and then he got caught with the stuff, and then you took the rap and said it was yours?
Yeah, because I thought I was like Dean's List.
I was like, you know, slap on the wrist for me, but no, I got expelled.
What did your mom and dad say?
I mean, they moved me to North Carolina.
Oh, that's why you went to my show.
Okay.
I mean, it's up to you if you want to say what school it was, but this was...
Delaware State.
Oh, Delaware State?
Yeah.
Wait, where's he now?
Where's he now?
Yeah.
I have no idea.
I'm not going to say, I got a W. I'm out of here.
Wow.
Damn!
And you had nothing to do with the dope?
No.
Damn.
Like, it was just all his, and he got caught, and then you said, I'll take the ride.
I don't play the drug thing.
I have, like, reasons why I don't play the drug thing.
Did you know he was selling?
I did, like, later on, yeah.
He should thank you, by the way.
Here's the thing.
I don't know if this happened to you, but if you get caught selling drugs on campus, not only do they kick you out of school a lot of times, you lose the ability to get federal financial aid in the future.
True.
Did you lose your fast son stuff?
I did for a minute, but then they reduced it to a suspension.
And so they dropped the charges and everything.
So I could go back to that school, but I didn't.
Okay, so, because you probably went in front of a disciplinary, so, hold on, I gotta ask this.
All right, were you charged criminally and you were charged and the school went after you administratively, right?
Mm-hmm.
So, you had a court case and then you beat that?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Okay, so you didn't, like, you didn't plead guilt or anything, they just like, so they dismissed the charges against you?
Yeah.
And then once they dismissed the charges against you, what did the school say?
Well, they reduced it from an expulsion to a suspension.
Okay, like for a year?
Mm-hmm.
And then you were able to go back, but you said, fuck, I'm not going back?
Yeah, my family sent me to North Carolina, so I just stayed there.
Okay.
And then did you get your college degree in North Carolina instead?
Well, I went, but like for a different degree.
Like I went for dental assisting instead of like...
Okay, and then you got your bachelor's degree there?
No, I did two years, associates.
Okay.
Alright.
Well, that's good, though.
At least that you didn't get your faffs completely rescinded and stuff.
So you beat the case.
But that's wild that they...
Oh, man.
Did he thank you at all?
No.
Damn.
Damn.
Holy shit.
Amen.
I guarantee you.
Big pause, though.
That thing was good, huh?
Tyrone, man.
Must have been, bro.
Taking a ride for this nigga?
What?
I was just a loving girl.
I was young as well.
How did he approach you?
He was like, yo, baby girl, I caught up with this kind of thing.
Can you help me out here?
I mean, not necessarily.
No.
He told me what was going on, and I was just like, you know.
I got you, babe.
I got you.
Was he at least a good athlete?
No.
Fuck.
Nah.
Oh.
No, he wasn't.
Scrum.
He was on the bench.
He was.
Damn!
Basketball?
Yeah.
Because Delaware State's a D1 school, right?
If I'm not mistaken.
Right?
Yeah.
Damn.
That's crazy, bro.
All I can say is, how do you get a bench warrant for a nigga that's on the bench?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Too soon, though.
Too soon, though.
No, I'm cool.
That was years ago.
Good, good.
No Diddy.
Law enforcement jokes.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No, they're not.
No?
Okay.
And then, birth control for you?
No.
I'm single.
Black?
Yeah, technically.
My family's from the Dominican Republic, and they're also from Chinatown, Tobago.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
That is a funny story, man.
Do you know what horn means?
Horn?
Like if a man horns you?
Okay, she's not real Trinita.
Okay.
Okay, my last question.
Was it like just a few?
Or was it like a bunch?
Okay.
A few.
Alright.
How many is that?
Oh my god.
Can we skip?
Okay.
It was less than 10 standings, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Welcome back.
Welcome back to the show.
Yeah.
What's your name?
Kayla, a.k.a.
Nola Blaze.
I'm 26.
I'm from good old Michigan.
And I do OnlyFans.
Okay.
What do you...
Highest education?
High school.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
Are your parents still together?
Nope.
Birth control for you?
Absolutely not.
Body count?
Do not know.
Okay.
Chris, you don't remember when she was on with Candace?
Yeah, I do, but I don't know body count.
Okay.
I don't get track.
And then white, right?
Correct.
All right.
All right.
What about you?
Hey, y'all.
What is it?
Nay.
Nay?
Nay, nay.
No, just nay.
People used to joke about that.
But no, guys, just nay.
I'm 22.
I'm from Des Moines, Iowa.
Let's see.
My occupation, exotic dancer slash...
Get money.
Yeah, only fan.
She belongs to the street.
Instagram, everything.
Wait, Exotic Dancers and Olaf?
Yes.
Okay.
Do you work in Des Moines, Iowa, I'm assuming, or do you work somewhere else now?
I work online.
Oh.
But, I mean, if you're gonna be an exotic dancer, that's...
No, no, no, no, no.
Exotic dancing, I travel everywhere.
Like, I don't just...
Because Iowa's very small.
We don't have a lot.
Facts.
I definitely...
I'm Miami, Vegas.
There's nothing in Des Moines, Iowa.
But corn and ranch.
So that's it.
No.
Well, actually, there's niggas in Des Moines.
And Caitlin Clark.
Oh, really?
And Caitlin Clark.
There's niggas in Des Moines.
Oh, shit.
That's like one of the few places that they have.
And Caitlin Clark, guys.
She's in Indiana now.
What's your best place to make money?
My best place?
Only for me.
To be honest, there's not...
It's like basic there, to be honest.
It's like...
We have regular...
It's nothing spectacular.
Nothing like...
Not even like Chicago or Minnesota.
We're very smaller than that.
Okay.
Alright.
Highest education level completed for you?
I'm high school.
Alright.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Alright.
Birth control for you?
No.
Alright.
Mother Life on the Edge.
My body count is my personal information.
Do you know where you're from, or we'll just put black?
I'm just African-American.
What did you say, Chris?
Chris, what?
I said, nigga, we up now, but, you know.
Alright, Chris.
Last but not least.
Alright, what about you?
Brooke.
Alright.
How old are you, Brooke?
30.
We're 30?
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm from Brooklyn.
Brooke?
It's from Brooklyn!
What a coincidence!
Alright, what do you do for work?
I work in retail.
Okay.
How is the G.H. level completed?
College.
Alright, you got a bachelor's degree?
Associate's degree.
Okay, what did you get it in?
Business and management.
Okay.
Do you live in New York City still, or do you live here now?
No, I live here.
Okay, when did you move to Miami?
I got kidnapped in 18, when I was 18.
Wait, what?
My mom.
I didn't actually be here as shit.
I was living in New York, and then they packed up when I was 18.
Wait, your mom kidnapped you?
Yeah.
I didn't ask her to be here.
So I've been kidnapped.
Wait, that's your mom's dog?
That's your mom's dog.
You what?
She should've asked.
She should've asked.
Wait, how old were you?
18.
So she was an adult?
So, how did she kidnap you?
She took me.
I had no choice.
Did she adult-natch you?
Couldn't she just say, uh, no?
You don't say no to a black woman.
You definitely don't.
Kidnap means you're a kid.
If you're an adult...
Okay, I probably was younger.
Probably like 17, but I was up there.
Okay.
Alright.
That's interesting.
Is she still here, the kidnapper?
Yes, she is.
Well, to be fair, New York is not as good as Florida.
Do you still reside with this kidnapper, with your captor?
Yes, I love my kidnapper.
She was adult-napped.
Interesting.
All right.
Is the kidnapper and the co-kidnapper still together?
Um, no.
No, never.
Okay.
Oh, she was never with your dad?
I mean, they had a thing, but, you know.
She was not involved in the kidnapping?
No.
They both did not hash that plot.
Yeah, no.
Okay, just, I guess the mom.
All right.
And then, are you on birth control?
No.
Okay.
And what's your, you said you're from Brooklyn, so we're, like, what's your ethnic background?
Do you know her now?
I'm Haitian and Jamaican.
Yes, sir!
Let's go!
Very, very ethnic in Brooklyn, so.
What part of Brooklyn are you from?
Canoassi.
Oh, shit.
Okay, pop smoke.
How long have you been in Miami for, then?
Since I was 18.
Oh, 12 years?
Yeah, I've been here.
Bruh, there was no Brooklyn drill when you came over here.
Don't do that.
I go back and forth.
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- Body count. - What?
- Okay, you first.
You first. - Hey, Chris, you first.
- Nah, man, I'm good. - No. - Chris, give it real quick, man. - What's the money got, Chris? - About 120. - What? - What did he say last time?
I believe it.
What did you say?
What did you say it was last time?
Yeah, 120.
120-ish.
Wow.
So you've been stuck at 120 all the time?
I mean, like...
You get lazy, man.
I go up in tents, man.
You got my tents?
I'm going my tents.
What?
I'm going my tents, man.
You what?
Wow.
Okay.
Okay!
TMI, Chris.
TMI. Chris doing some work.
When he first started with his nigga had like 40 or some shit.
Can you imagine this?
Back in 2020 he had like, I see you been doing some work.
Oh, of course.
You talking now?
I need some chopsticks, man.
I'll show you what's up, bro.
Oh, shit.
I'll spread them open with them.
Okay.
- What the heck? - What the heck? - What'd you say?
- You what? - What?
- Ew, Chris.
- I'll put my egg roll in.
- What?
- No, no, no. - That was gay.
- What about you?
- All right, Jim.
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I've been one for five years with the Washington Examiner.
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Cool.
Ed, do you want to kick up the first question?
Yeah, so I was hoping if we go around the table, if you guys don't mind.
Yeah, we'll do that.
Does anybody here not consider stripping or OnlyFans to be prostitution?
Okay.
And then work our way around.
So, one more time.
Or do you want to start with a raise of hands first?
Yeah, we can do that.
For yes or no, and then go into that.
What do you want to do?
Yeah, well, I'm just wondering if anybody here does not consider that to be prostitution.
It's not.
Yeah, so he's saying it is, but does anyone consider it not to be?
Okay, raise of hands for those that think it is not prostitution.
It's not.
The same women raising their hands.
Nice and high.
Who thinks it is not prostitution?
Raise of hands.
Okay.
I mean, in a way, I think that's fine.
And you're going to have to simplify for me.
Okay, okay.
So, just want to make sure.
Do you think that stripping is prostitution or not?
No.
Okay, so raise your hands if that's a no.
Okay, so now that we've got the hands raised for a no, who's done the stripping?
All the people say no?
What if it's yes?
If I say, who thinks that stripping is prostitution?
Raise your hand for that.
One, two, three.
Only three girls think it is prostitution.
And have you three girls done stripping?
No.
Absolutely not.
No.
So only the girls...
One has.
No, it's because I said I don't think...
But you just got done saying that it wasn't.
It goes hand in hand.
Some strip cups are like straight up brothels and some strip cups...
No, no, I'm just talking about stripping by itself.
Yeah, stripping.
It goes hand in hand.
Yeah, but that's not an answer to the question.
I know, but it goes hand in hand, but it's not an answer to the question.
I'm not asking you if it goes hand in hand.
Just stripping by itself.
No.
Not prostitution.
Okay, so then put your hand...
So then why did you put your hand up?
I'll get there.
Alright, alright.
So the girls...
We'll try this one more time.
We got your answer.
All the girls who think that it's not, not, not prostitution, raise your hand.
That's you!
Okay, and how many of you have done stripping?
Raise your hands.
Same ones.
Okay, so then back to the ones who do not think so.
Raise your hands again.
Or do think so.
I'm sorry.
Only two girls think it is.
Some people aren't voting, I feel like.
Yeah.
It's not fair.
No, I think a majority of the girls...
Some are switching.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what?
Let me go around and take one.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to lock them all in and answer right now because they didn't fucking...
You know what I mean?
All right.
It's okay.
All right.
We'll start right here.
Do you think stripping is prostitution?
Yes or no?
And we're talking strictly dancing.
So if we took a hypothetical female and she only went to the club and danced and took her clothes off and that's it and did nothing else, is that prostitution in your eyes?
Yes or no?
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
No.
No.
Okay?
No.
No.
Okay.
No.
- No, okay, all right. - Yes. - Yes, okay. - No. - Okay. - No, no. - Okay.
You know as well?
Okay.
So only two.
Only two thingets, yeah.
So can I start over here?
So how long have you been a stripper?
For a year now.
For a year.
And what do you think the distinction is between stripping and prostitution?
Well, first of all, prostitution, they stand on a corner and they go fuck for their money.
I'm not doing that.
Some girls at the strip club do that, but I don't.
Some girls just strip, slide down the pole, spin around, get their little money thrown on them, and go home.
And that's what I do.
Some girls do that and go meet up with some dudes afterwards and go do what they do to get some extra money.
Okay, yeah, so I understand there's a different process, but what I'm asking is a distinction is like, okay, there could be a prostitute on a corner who just goes up and does a strip show for a guy too, right?
Not really, because the girls on a corner, they don't do a strip show.
They just get in the car and get to it.
But if they did, you could imagine that there could be some men who just want them to strip, no sex, no nothing, right?
Wouldn't they still be prostitutes?
Damn.
Damn!
But I can only speak for myself because I don't do that shit, so I don't know.
Okay, so then I guess we'll go over to this side then.
You said no, right?
It's not prostitution?
Right.
Okay, so what would you consider the distinction between stripping and prostitution?
I think prostitution is you're fucking somebody for money, something inserting somewhere, and then if you're not doing that, then I don't consider it prostituting.
Thanks.
Okay, so you wouldn't consider prostitution then if you were stimulating some kind of act that made a man ejaculate.
Would that be prostitution?
No.
No?
It has to be penetration?
Yes.
Okay, of some kind and some orifice.
Right.
Okay, why?
Why is that what makes it prostitution?
That's just what I consider prostitution.
I used to be a full-blown prostitute, and now that I do OnlyFans, that allowed me to not be a full-blown prostitute.
So now, diving into this a little bit more, let's pretend for a second that a guy buys a prostitute, the prostitute goes up into his bedroom, and over his jeans, rubs his penis until he ejaculates.
Is that prostitution, then?
Not really.
It's still not prostitution then?
That's...
I mean, kind of a not really.
So if he dialed 1-800-come-make-me-come with your hand over my jeans, that would not be prostitution for real?
I guess.
Yeah, so if that is prostitution then, if a girl who's a stripper gets on a guy's groin and grinds on him until he ejaculates, what would she be?
That's not a prostitute.
Most clubs don't allow that.
Yeah, they do.
That's bullshit.
Yes, they do.
It goes hand in hand.
There's strip clubs that don't even have back rooms.
The question isn't whether they allow it.
The question is if he finishes, it sounds like she's a prostitute if he doesn't.
I don't think so because that's not our fault that he just came in his pants.
It's not our fault.
The purpose of a lap dance isn't to come in your pants.
What do you think the purpose is for him?
To have fun and...
To what?
To get drunk and spend his money.
It's to just sit there with a boner?
Or is it maybe...
Yeah, some guys do.
Yeah, some guys maybe, but there's other guys who come in.
Specifically, that is the purpose, right?
You grind on them until you do that.
I don't think any guy wants to come in a strip club and come in his pants.
Just like a prostitute who went up and rubbed a guy over their jeans, right?
It would be the same thing, wouldn't it?
No.
No, it's somehow, what's the difference if a prostitute does it over the jeans and a stripper does it in a strip club?
What in the world could possibly be the difference?
So, I feel like a dancer is somebody who entertains people.
I'm sure prostitutes entertain people.
Listen, I know.
They definitely entertain people.
No, no, no.
He's the right.
No, but with the prostitute, it's a sexual encounter.
How is tripping?
You have to be sucking dick or fucking or doing something.
With stripping, you're literally just dancing, entertaining on a pole.
Is kissing sexual?
No.
Dancing, you're not supposed to touch a dancer.
You're not supposed to do any of that matter.
A dancer can touch you, right?
No.
I mean, yeah, they give lap dances.
Yeah, they do.
For sure.
They definitely give lap dances, but, like, I feel like it's to an extent.
Like, you can't, there's certain lines you don't cross if you're a dancer and a prostitute.
Because I know people physically who's a dancer and a prostitute.
Yeah, but isn't the prostitute's job is to make a man...
Like, some prostitutes, they'd be like, oh, you're not on my level.
I understand what you're saying, but let me count it real quick.
If the prostitute's job is to make a man ejaculate, and a stripper's job is to do the exact same thing...
That's not a stripper's job.
A stripper's job is to entertain what part of the man's body?
It's to get the man's money, actually.
How are you getting his money?
By dancing.
Why is he watching you dance?
Why isn't he paying to see a chick do the chicken dance?
We're supposed to be literally creating a fantasy for men.
Let me ask you this.
Why would a man, if it's just about the dancing and the entertainment, why do they want to see naked dancers?
What do you think makes it a little bit more entertaining for the man, if you had to guess?
Because, I mean, it's more entertaining if you're showing more, doing more, but I know ladies are supposed to keep that, like, professionalism to not, like, fuck.
What thing could you imagine the man would be wanting you to take your clothes off for?
We know what they want to take the clothes off for.
Well, tell us what for.
They want to fuck us.
They want to take us home.
Some men just like the dream.
Some men just like for you to sell them a dream.
Because when I'm stripping, I just sell them a dream.
They never go home with me, though.
They give me my money and they get out.
Yeah, I get it.
But when you write me on to the clock, when you go to the clock, it happens the same thing.
When you go to the clock, you're on the blade 24-7, and you want to seduce him.
Hold on, ladies.
Hold on, ladies.
One microphone at a time.
You had something, and then you had something.
You finish your point, and then she can go next.
My point.
The blade?
Bees be walking the blade.
They do that nine to five, basically.
That's what they do.
We just dance and go home, but on the blade, you're actually fucking and sucking and then go home.
You're not supposed to fuck and suck.
No, I get it.
So then I got to ask you the same question I asked her.
Okay, sorry.
Go ahead.
Guy dials 1-800-COME-RUB-MY-PENIS-TILL-I-COME. Is he ordering a hooker?
For sure.
I'm not gonna lie.
He is looking for a hooker.
But if he's calling a stripper...
Okay, hang on, hang on.
So if he orders the hooker, she does that.
If he goes to the strip club and the stripper does the exact same thing, grinds on him with a lap dance...
How is she not a hooker?
That's not the same thing.
Why?
Because you don't want it to be?
No, it's not.
If that's true, what's the other thing?
That's not the same thing.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
So let me ask you a question, because I think I know why it is you want it to not be true.
But I'm just going to make sure that we know.
Have you ever been grinding on a guy in a strip club and think that he might have come to completion?
No, I grind on a guy before, but they never bust another name.
How do you know?
I'm looking while I'm doing it.
You're looking at it?
Yeah.
And then when I turn around, look, dance from the front.
So did that just make you a bad stripper?
No.
No.
Because I work at certain stuff you can and can't do.
So there's no nutting, no touching, none of that.
So if you're chilling...
Because first of all, you can know because if you turn around and you put your butt on them and you feel something wet, that's how you know if you're nutting or not.
They can't do none of that at my club.
So you're there with your girlfriend.
She's like your best stripper friend.
You guys hang out in and out of the club.
You're stripper girls for life, okay?
So you're in there.
You're grinding.
You're both grinding all over these guys.
One of them, you know, he does, man.
He busts while this chick's grinding all over him.
Didn't the security put him out?
Yeah, sure.
How did she not engage in prostitution considering the same exact result happened?
Because she didn't know.
That's his fault.
What do you mean?
It's his fault both times, right?
She's dancing and stuff.
That's not her fault that he nutted.
He's not supposed to be doing that.
But he did it anyway.
Why do you think?
Do they usually, when you're lap dancing with a guy, do they usually get an erection?
I mean, they get hard.
Yeah, they get hard.
Yeah, so the point of it is to get there.
Why is he not supposed to do that?
Why wouldn't you say he's not supposed to get hard?
I didn't say he can't get hard.
I said he can't bust another.
I know, but why not?
Why is he allowed to get hard but not finish?
Because, first of all, you're in a strip club with, like, multiple people, and there's a camera right in the booth.
Like, it's watching.
You can't do that.
This is not porn hub.
You can't do all that.
If someone hires a prostitute and the guy doesn't finish, is it prostitution?
Yeah.
Actually, no, none of it's not.
Actually, no, yeah, because she went to go fuck.
She went to go fuck.
She went to go fuck.
She's not going to go fuck.
They're going to go dance.
Did you have something that you wanted to say?
Yeah, that's the limit.
If it's calm, it's prostitution.
If it's not, it's not.
Because when you go to the club, what happens when you go to the club?
If you like the guy, you want to put the guy hard, right?
That is the means that you like it.
You want to spend money?
Yeah, no, I'm saying.
So you go to the club and make guys hard?
No, no, no.
I don't like him.
I want to get a seduction.
We're talking about the seduction.
So when you like someone in the club, you feel that.
I am so horrified by you.
Can I ask a question?
You never dancing in the club with a sexy woman?
No, you're in the club with a boner and dancing with random chicks.
What are you talking about?
Can I ask a question?
Have you ever been to a strip club?
Have you ever been to the strip club?
Yeah.
Did you listen up?
No.
Did you get hard?
I didn't get lap dances and shit.
So, have you ever hooked up with a prostitute?
No.
Hmm, okay.
What if there's a prostitute?
What is, what is, what is, what is, what is, okay, man?
So I just needed to know that.
Do you dance sometimes?
We needed to know what?
That's a great argument, that's a great argument.
So did you?
Dad, did you ever hook up with a prostitute?
No.
Oh, well, okay then.
I just need to know that you've never been to the strip club.
It's a little different.
Nor bust a nut.
It's a difference.
He said he was at the strip club.
No, I mean, he didn't go to the strip club and bust a nut.
But he's asking me questions like, oh, but it's the man bust a nut at the strip club.
Have you ever participated in prostitution when you went to the strip club?
I'm trying to give you a logical exercise so that we can see.
And the strip club is allowed that, but when you go to the regular clubs, it's not.
No, some strip clubs don't.
100% the guys want to fuck with you.
That's what they're there for.
That is a reality.
I know.
Hustlers at Vegas don't do that shit.
It is.
So when they go to the street club, yeah, they got more...
So if we were to say then that the stripper is actually a prostitute, and we were able to say that the prostitute is actually a prostitute because they get a guy's dick hard and make him finish, would that mean that if you've ever done that in a club, you're also a prostitute?
Maybe.
I didn't know.
Maybe?
Maybe I realize now.
Okay.
But it's complicated.
It's very...
That was very insightful.
It's complicated, to be honest.
Maybe I told him to start to make money and go to the clubs and just dance.
No.
That's a dark path if you don't want to go down.
Chris, what was that?
It's a life for her.
Bad knees.
John, I have another question for you.
Is OnlyFans prostitution?
No.
OnlyFans isn't prostitution either?
No.
Let's do this one with the little nice thumb things we brought here for the ladies.
Ladies, do you think OnlyFans is prostitution?
If it's a yes, green thumb.
If it's a no, red thumb.
Let's see.
Put them up, put them up, put them up, put them up.
Sorry, that one.
I don't have one.
You don't?
What the fuck?
Oh, I'll pass that one to her.
Okay.
What was the question again?
The question is, do you think OnlyFans is prostitution?
If you think yes, green thumb.
If you think no, red thumb.
Let me see here.
All right, raise it, raise it.
Only no, because I do it.
Hold on, keep them up nice and high, nice and high.
Okay, we got only three yeses, and all the rest are no.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's on a four.
I'm writing it down so I make sure I know who's...
We got four and four.
Okay, so yes.
Yours was just red.
You changed it.
Hold on, hold on.
We'll get into that.
So you're saying, no, no.
Interesting.
So when we go to OnlyFans, more girls think it's prostitution than the dancing.
Very interesting.
We've seen a pattern here.
Okay.
Let me ask a quick question.
Do you think that prostitution, who here, green thumb, if it's prostitution requires penetration?
Okay.
That's not what you think?
So next question, ladies.
Do you think penetration is required for it to be prostitution?
If it's a green thumb, yes.
Red thumb, no.
Throw them up.
Green thumb.
Green thumb.
Changes.
Okay.
Hold on.
Keep them up.
Okay.
Ask the question one more time.
Sorry.
Andrew, for them.
Yeah.
Is there some requirement for penetration for it to be prostitution?
Okay, so...
What if a prostitute is summoned...
Hold on, don't worry, we'll give you a chance to give you a logic.
Keep the things up, ladies.
Keep the things up, because...
I'm sorry, I'm going to have to go against y'all.
Yes?
Hold on, so...
Only because I know what I do hate.
Okay, so then...
Penetration...
We do the same shit, but you know...
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Is it prostitution?
No.
So why you got to...
Okay, hold on, I'm going to start here again.
I'm a little drunk.
Yes.
What is that one?
Is that a green?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Yes.
No, because they're shorting their answer, so I'm trying to document it.
No.
Wait, I hope I answered it.
Yes.
What's yours?
Green is yes, red is no.
So now to the yeses then, I'm just curious.
Can a woman penetrate herself on OnlyFans?
And wouldn't that fit the criteria for prostitution?
Is it a prostitution to masturbate?
I feel like it has to be with somebody else.
If you're doing this to yourself, you're just masturbating.
If somebody ordered an actual prostitute and she went up to his room and he grabbed a dildo and he fucked her with it, that would not be prostitution, correct?
No, that would because he's doing it.
That would.
What would make it prostitution?
But if I was doing it, it's not prostitution because I'm doing it for myself.
It's the same shit!
I'm sorry, it's not.
What in the world could the difference be between you going on a camera...
Because it's you doing it and then it's me doing it to me.
Yeah, what the hell is the difference?
You said it requires penetration.
By a other person.
Sorry, let me add that.
Let me add that.
By another person.
So you go up to his room.
So he doesn't do that then.
You just go up to his room as the prostitute and you do it to yourself.
That's not prostitution either.
Well, yes.
If you're performing for somebody else, that would be prostitution.
What are you doing on OnlyFans?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
You guys got me.
Okay, you guys got me.
But let me...
Honestly, how I feel if I'm not fucking somebody or doing something with somebody else and I'm doing just to myself is, to be honest, it's not prostitution.
It's just like people watching me.
You just proved it was prostitution.
I'm sorry.
I'm standing on that.
How can you stand on it?
You just proved that it's prostitution.
Because I ain't on that blade selling into a pussy, so I'm not a prostitute.
Hang on, hang on.
Just hang on.
Listen to what I'm saying.
You dial 1-800, come up here and stick dildo in vagina for my amusement, and the chick comes and does that.
Well, if you're dialing that, then yes, you're looking for a prostitute, so yes, you're going to get a prostitute.
But honestly, if you're not a prostitute...
Hang on, just listen to what I'm saying before you talk.
Hang on.
So she comes up, she does the deed.
That's prostitution, right?
Yeah.
What in the world could the distinction be if she does it to herself there versus on video form?
She goes, I'll just do it on the video phone call instead of going all the way out to your hotel.
But I just, to be honest, I just feel like if you're fucking somebody, it's different.
Like, if you're not touching somebody else, I just feel like it's different, to be honest.
What if the client is controlling the settings of the toy?
Well then, yeah, like...
I know, it's a difference.
Is that threshold to make it prostitution?
That would be fucking wild, first off.
It doesn't make it prostitution.
In a way, I guess that would be, but I feel like it's a difference.
Even though it kind of ties into the same type of lane, I guess, but it's a difference.
If you're fucking somebody or doing something with other people, it's a lot.
Especially if you're doing it with multiple people.
You can have one partner and do OnlyFans and be fine to me.
To be honest, that's fine.
That's you and your couple.
That's what you guys do.
That's y'all.
You guys are the only thing.
But I just want to let you know that your logic essentially proved that it's prostitution.
No, like...
In a way, I guess.
No, there's no way.
Honestly, it's whatever lane you take.
That's how I feel.
It's the need to be right.
Yeah, no, it's...
Listen, listen, here's the difference.
When I say, what's the difference between the two?
You go, because I want it to be different.
No.
Because otherwise I'll be a prostitute.
That's what's actually going on.
Yeah.
Yes, that's what's happening.
Because if they admit it...
Yeah, they're saying, I'm a prostitute.
That's it.
So instead she's like, no...
No.
No.
Yeah, it's the same thing.
Yes, that's possible.
But somehow when you see it through a video screen, that changed it because of what?
Just because you feel like that?
It's a very...
I feel like it's a hard line to define, like, the difference between the two, but there is a difference.
What is it?
Maybe some people won't understand.
Like, it's not, like, logically proven.
It's not logically proven, but, like...
The women who do it know their lanes, to be honest.
There's some people who get on OnlyFans and do whatever they want to do, but they will never get on the blade and fuck hell of men.
Okay, I have a question.
And there's people on the blade who would be like, oh, you're weak for doing OnlyFans.
I have a question.
Is there...
Could you understand that maybe you don't want it to be prostitution?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can understand that for sure, yeah.
But is that because you know that it's wrong?
No.
No.
Why then?
Why not just be like, yeah, it's prostitution, fuck you.
To be honest, because I know my lane, and I know what I do and I don't do, and I know, like, to myself, what I define as prostitutions, that's what I'm going to stick to forever.
Regardless of what everybody else thinks, that's what I'm going to stick to.
But is it wrong?
To others, it may be wrong.
No, to you.
No, it's not wrong to me.
I know what I do.
Let me ask you this then.
Should everybody be able to have their own distinct definition of prostitution, or do you think that there should be some agreed-upon terms for what that is?
Oh...
That's tough.
To be honest?
That's tough?
No, no, no.
Everybody should have a different definition.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's tough.
Only because, it's just because, like, everybody's minds think differently.
Should anybody have a different definition of what shirt is?
A shirt.
No, okay, no.
Okay, I didn't.
Legally, also, if a cop comes and says, this is prostitution, you go, not in my book.
Not at all.
I define it differently.
It's coming full circle.
Do I feel like you should get arrested for prostitution against OnlyFans?
Yes.
I don't feel like prostitution to OnlyFans is like, it's similar, but it's not the same thing because you're not actually, you're not physically going to men and doing everything that you're doing to them and actually physically giving your body to them.
Yeah, it's different when you're doing it to multiple people.
But how come, okay, but I just need you to know.
I know, I know.
Logically, as we walk through it, Over and over again, you say there's no distinction between these two acts.
The reason I think this one isn't prostitution is because I just don't want it to be.
Right.
Come on.
Now you can completely blow me out of the water right now if you give me a single distinction between the two.
Go ahead.
Just one.
Listen, I may not ever...
No, no, no.
One.
Give me one.
Just let him have a conversation.
Let him win an argument.
At this point, I can never...
Unless you experience it, you will never know.
That's it.
So you know it when you see it.
So you know it when you see it.
When it happens, you'll know.
Okay, you'll know.
You'll know when it happens.
That's it.
Done.
And you said the blade is like where the girls hang out when they're selling themselves or whatever?
Like motherfucking stripper outfits, walking, heels, they be posing themselves.
But that's the real prostitutes?
Yeah, and I don't do that.
I'm not going to get a shirt outfit in 60 degrees with a coat on.
She'd be better off saying my name isn't Wesley Snipes.
That'd be a better argument than what she was later.
That shit was terrible.
My name is Wesley, so no blade.
I ain't no brown stick.
It's okay.
Anyway, subscribe.
Subscribe.
Subscribe, guys.
Thank you.
Can't make this up.
Don't they be subscribing to a prostitute, though?
No, they're gonna be subscribed to a bad bitch with a wet pussy, period.
Oh, damn.
Sorry.
Wait, but how would they know it's wet?
The world may never know.
I'm just kidding.
Click the link and you'll find out.
How many lips does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I don't know.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah.
Okay.
That was different.
Just a little bit.
I'm just kidding, guys.
Sorry.
It is hot.
Too much.
Alright.
I don't know about that, Chris.
All right.
Yeah, do you have anything else?
No, no, no.
We can move to the next one.
Okay, I'll read the chats and then we'll go into...
That was hilarious, by the way.
All right.
Chris, 20 bucks.
Appreciate that.
And then AG says, Yacht Party was fire.
Shout out to Henny, Chris.
Big Mo Bills.
Amaran, shout out to you, man.
Everybody that came on the Yacht had a good time.
Surprise Amaran kept us up with...
Shot for Shot.
LOL. Y'all should do a live event in Houston.
I got y'all covered in my city.
Don't worry.
We'll be back out in Texas soon.
K. Greggle goes, I've been binge-watching all the episodes on YouTube over the last few months while I'm in prep for my first bodybuilding show.
Thank you for the great content.
Keep up the good work.
Appreciate that, K. Greggle.
And then we got here, Camp Two Times says, scriptures from cheek-pounding prophecy.
If a girl has carved you and left you in the dust, then you shall go make another girl bust.
Beautiful women come in a dime a dozen.
If she won't let us pipe, we shall get with her cousins.
You can't win the run, bro!
Alright, Camp Two Times, I appreciate that.
Grin Motorsport says...
Here to support Andrew and Jim Bob.
Fuck when having you guys there.
Can you make it wider for me?
Yeah, but please, guys, remember to disinfect afterwards the lot lizards surrounding you at best.
Girls selling yourself is selling yourself.
Hooker's gonna hook after all.
Hey, thanks, Grid1.
Also to the Crucible crew out there, I know a bunch of you are watching.
Make sure you send those great super chats in.
There's heavy demonetization on this channel to YouTube.
They would sure appreciate it.
Go ahead.
Tell them what you wanted.
Tell them.
All I said was, ooh.
Fuck them.
I wanted to say, bitch, shut up.
I don't give a fuck what they call it.
Fuck.
All right.
Love you guys.
Thank you.
Shout out to the Crucible crew.
Freshamuta says, Yalmar, I heard you parallel park when you take a shower.
Anyways...
Ratings from Mark Henry, and that's fresh.
Deep Fried Smurf, 2.
Life Alert, 5.
Jar Jar Binks, 2.
Single Teacher, 3.
Burnt Animal, 1.
Damn.
You Let Him Hit It Raw, 2.
Oscar from Shark Tale, Two, and I broke for Brooklyn.
I'm confused.
I didn't get it.
I've got another question.
You guys are ready.
I got to know, out of the women here who are doing some kind of sex work, even if you don't consider it prostitution, how many of you would consider yourself Christians?
Raise your hands.
Hands of hands, green thumb if you're a Christian, or do you want to put Catholic into this?
Any form of Christianity.
Okay, so green thumbs for everyone that's Christian at the table, red thumb if it's not.
But I thought you said if they do sex work.
If they do sex work, so you don't vote.
Let's just get a basis of who's Christian.
Ladies, are you Christian or Catholic?
Put the green thumb.
If not, put the red thumb.
Let's see, let's just get a body of work here and see who's what.
Okay, so everyone at the table is Christian except for you.
What are you?
Agnostic?
Agnostic?
I don't know.
Okay, so nothing.
Atheist?
Atheist?
No, no, not atheist.
You're a new ager, aren't you?
Do you believe in that?
Do you do witchcraft?
No.
You burn sage.
No.
Sometimes.
If you don't believe in God, you're an atheist.
Not because you believe it.
Crap.
But you don't identify as Christian or Catholic?
No.
Okay, and what about you?
What do you identify as?
Or religion?
Nothing.
You're an atheist, I guess?
I mean, I believe in a higher power, but I don't know.
Okay, so you don't know what it is.
And would you agree with that, too?
You believe in a higher power, but you don't know what it is?
Like her?
Nah.
That's just me.
That's just me.
I like study different things.
You still got that Hollywood over here?
So they're just like multiple different things.
Okay.
So two non-believers and somewhat believers and then everyone else is Christian or Catholic, right?
Yeah.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, so on this side, you already knew.
It's coming.
You already knew.
Why do you want to mess with me?
Okay, okay.
Tell me something.
How in the world...
Just one question.
Okay, and I got one answer.
Do you think that if you had to guess...
Whether God or Satan wanted you to strip.
Hang on.
Which one do you think would prefer that that happened?
Satan.
See Oh Oh Oh Oh my God It's okay.
It's okay.
I can always go to church and repent for my sins and stop stripping at any time.
When is that time?
This Sunday.
Next Sunday.
No, but for real, do you have a by when though?
For real.
Yeah, I'm going to stop stripping because I'm still a CNA and honestly, I just do stripping on the side so I can...
So by when?
Next Sunday.
No, no, for real.
That's like, you know, we don't believe that.
Okay.
No, but really, I'm not messing with you.
By when?
I already put my two weeks in, though, before I came out here, so...
All right.
So you would say...
Wait, two weeks in at the club?
Yeah.
You gave the two...
You can do that.
You can do that.
You can tell a club, like, hey, I'm giving my two weeks notice, bro.
No, I'm out of here.
Let me ask you this, because I heard you say, you know, you just repent, right?
You just repent.
Yeah.
If you were an all-knowing, all-loving, all-powerful God, and you said that you commanded people not to engage in prostitution and sex work, and they were like, okay, God...
I'm going to do it anyway because I can just go over and be like, you know, I was just fun and...
Do you think that that would be of God or of Satan?
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm going to keep pee.
That's a Satan.
That's not Satan.
God's not a God.
God's not a bank that you can call for reverse charges.
That is true, but God never judges.
So, I mean, like, what if you decide to do?
He is the judge.
But he forgives everyone in their sins.
Let's start with Sodom and Gomorrah.
That was a massive judgment.
Huge flood.
Took out almost everybody on planet Earth.
That was a huge judgment.
In fact, he judged so much and killed so many people because of those judgments.
I just want to let you know.
Right?
Fatality.
It seems like that God character is pretty judgmental when it comes to...
But God forgives all.
Exactly.
If you ask.
So do you think that his intention for forgiveness was for you to go, I'm going to go and be a prostitute until I feel like not, and then when I don't feel like it anymore, I'll just say, Hey God, I'm ready!
Do you have forgiveness Fridays?
No.
You know that's not the game, right?
No, honestly, since I started stripping, I'm not going to lie to you, I'm going to keep it honest.
Since I started stripping, when I lost my grandfather because he was a pastor, I had to stop going to church because it hit me deep.
So I started stripping and shit.
I turned my life over negative, but I still had my caregiver job.
I still do that as well, but I need to make money.
Because Bills is hard out here.
No, no, for real.
Bills is hard.
You want out.
You want out.
I want out.
You want out.
I have to take care of me, my two little sisters.
No.
Because my mom's not in the picture.
My dad's not in the picture.
Do you trust God enough that you could leave stripping and know that you can take care of them?
Yes.
Okay.
I know one day.
I know one day.
Yeah, we want a day.
I don't think there's a specific date.
I already put in my tweets.
I mean, this week is my last week anyway.
Friday is my last day, so.
Why the fuck you lying?
Why you always lying?
Oh my God.
Stop fucking lying.
I feel like God has his calling for everybody.
It's not going to be a set time or day or anything.
It's going to be whenever you wake up and God wakes up and lets you know.
There's a plate.
There's some things that I did in my past and I woke up one day like, fuck this shit.
I'm not doing it anymore.
I understand what you're saying, but let me ask you the same exact question.
When it comes to the sex we're here engaged in, do you think that God prefers that or Satan prefers that?
Satan definitely prefers that, but if you know your God and you love your God and you trust your God, you can trust that he will guide you to do better at the end.
OnlyFans should not be your only stopping point in life, period.
Or dancing or anything with any sexual work.
Hang on, let's just follow this in, right?
If you are following the commandments of Satan, which means you're worshipping Satan, how can you call yourself a Christian?
How can you call yourself, if you're a Christian, if you lie or do anything out of the commandment, it's not just stripping or prostitution that's, you know, against God or anything like that.
It's a lot that goes against God, lying, everything.
Do you think that stealing a penny is the equivalent of sucking a stranger's dick?
No.
Hey, God didn't like it, right?
Did you say yes?
God said no, so that means no for everything.
So it's all unequal.
Stealing a penny is just like murdering a human being.
No, it's not the thing.
Why not?
I'm just saying all of them are against God, what he says.
They're all against God.
It's all in your own ways.
The question is, if we understand that obviously stealing a penny is not like murder, you don't think that, right?
It's not.
Then why would stealing a penny be like engaging in sex work?
Wouldn't sex work still be a higher grade of sin?
Because regardless of the level, it's all against what God says.
I understand, but don't you think that some sins do much more damage to people and are much worse sins than other sins?
Yeah, they probably do.
That's why we have a lot of issues in the world, but regardless, that's not what God says, period.
He said, y'all ain't doing none of this shit, and everybody's still doing everything.
Yeah, but Paul talks about this a lot, and he says specifically sexual sins are more egregious because they're sins against yourself.
So as we're looking at that, we know that that's a more egregious sin, just like blaspheming the Holy Spirit is the one sin which is unforgivable, right?
Those are the two.
So if Satan wants you to do the sex work, and you're doing the sex work, and it's an egregious sin to yourself, how can you call yourself a Christian?
All I know is, hey, I know what people do, but I know God also forgives and He forgives the worst people also.
Let me ask you.
Every time I walk you right to it and you're like, nope.
I hear you out for sure.
I definitely understand your point for sure.
Out of God and Satan, who would want you to make an excuse to keep doing stuff like that?
Most definitely Satan.
But the thing is, I know that God...
Listen, it's different.
It's totally different.
You're negotiating with God right now.
Bargaining like he's a client.
No, I'm not trying to bargain with God.
I'm trying to take him to the back room and negotiate 300 for that.
I know if it's too late, you can't get saved, period.
I know, for sure.
If you died right now, where would you go?
Give it a bean.
Can I answer that?
If I don't repent and I don't, you know...
You can't even talk.
Like so.
Yeah, it's right now.
Right this second.
Okay, so I'm dead.
Okay, I'm dead.
We're going up.
I'm probably going to be in the middle because God's probably going to be in the middle.
I think I'm going to be sent to give me more time.
No, no, no.
If I should continue in my life decisions, I would probably go to hell for sure.
I'm not going to lie.
Because I know.
Yeah, if you know what you do and you know what you're saying, you know you're going to hell.
But I don't say I'm a Christian, though.
I just say I understand the faith, but I don't say I am.
That's the answer.
Only God can join me.
That's crazy.
That's the answer.
Isn't it?
I know what I... Listen, I just know what I grew up in.
Even though it's not my lifestyle right now, that doesn't mean it won't be my lifestyle in two years, one year, 36 months, you know?
It can change.
It can change for sure.
I know what I grew up in.
I know my faith at the end of the day.
And I know my God.
If you're saying that as a Christian, what are you really saying?
Hey.
Shouldn't your actions be consistent with your faith?
My actions will, you know, show.
So by when?
When I change my life.
So more by when?
Whenever God calls me to.
Oh, no, no, no.
To be honest, I'm going to change my life whenever God tells me to call.
Didn't he call you to when he wrote the Bible?
No, because God tests everybody.
How do you know when he calls you?
He tests everybody in different situations.
Some people take longer than others.
Divinely inspired by who?
This whole world is man-made.
Who was it divinely inspired by to write that Bible that you just said they didn't write?
Hang on.
Who were they inspired by?
No, no.
Who were they inspired by?
Come on.
Who were they inspired by?
God.
Yeah.
God.
Okay.
Alright.
But no, because how do we even know that it was all that stuff that's in the Bible, how do we even know it's true when nobody was even alive?
Really, nigga?
Why are you saying you're a Christian and don't you believe the Bible?
I believe in the Bible.
I believe in the Bible, but I really, honestly, I read it twice, and I really feel like it's man-made.
Everything is just man-made.
Like, the government's really trying to trick us.
All of this shit is...
I'm not gonna lie!
No, I'm not gonna lie.
All this shit is...
You are crazy!
I have a good segue question.
I'm just saying.
Do you think you might have been tricked into sexual liberation, female sexual liberation?
Do you think you possibly were tricked into that?
I don't know what you're talking about.
They tricked you into it.
You had no choice.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie to you.
Let's make a general question.
Which of the girls here today think sexual liberation is good for women?
Okay, we'll go ahead and put the things up here.
Are you married or single or what?
No, no, no.
Do you think sexual liberation is good for women in general?
You know, with feminism and how we've kind of, the sex in the city lifestyle, all that stuff.
Being free.
Yeah, like, you know, giving women basically autonomy through their sexuality.
No, no, it's good.
This is good.
But I'm being honest.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm being honest.
I don't like it.
Ladies, ladies, just please.
I don't like it, but be okay.
Just please be quiet and show us the thumbs and then we'll expand on that.
So go ahead.
Who thinks sexual liberation is good for women in general?
All of them race, race, race, race, just so I get an idea.
Yeah, isn't she a little freak, bro?
No.
Okay, hold on.
Wait, no, no.
Keep them up, keep them up, keep them up, keep them up.
So, okay, only two girls think it's good, and then everybody else thinks it's bad.
Okay, Andrew, you can go from there.
How?
Okay, my brain is going in an overload right now.
How can you engage in stripping and things like this and not think the sexual revolution was good?
Because then you couldn't strip?
Let me tell you something, okay?
The only reason why I strip is because rent is fucking hot, okay?
Bills is hot out here, okay?
And my one job, shit, a girl gotta do what she gotta do.
Especially if she's taking care of family as well, and I'm only 21.
That's what the feminists said for the sexual revolution.
They're like, women have to be able to work so that they can support themselves by taking off their clothes in front of their boots.
I don't agree with it, but I feel like if you gotta hustle, you gotta hustle.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Alright, now, we literally haven't picked on you at all, so it's definitely your turn.
Why do you support the sexual revolution?
Because I think that we are very blessed those days that we can do whatever we want to do.
And that's what I'm doing.
I mean, of course, I don't say like, okay, I'm going to fuck with everybody.
You have your ballot.
Everybody has their own ballot.
But it's good to live in this world that you can do, you can be free to explore yourself, explore your sexuality if you want, and be good with that.
Okay, so let me ask you a couple of quick questions.
Okay.
All right.
If you're talking about prostitution, is that immoral?
Yes, I believe that.
Okay, what makes it immoral?
What makes it immoral?
Immoral.
It's immoral.
Like bad.
Yeah, what makes it bad?
Yeah, it's not right that someone sells their bodies for money.
So are they doing bad?
I don't know what they do, honestly.
Well, she strips.
She takes off her clothes for money.
She takes off her clothes for money.
They say that they're not a prostitute.
I understand.
I get it.
So, they don't say that they are prostitutes.
Is it liberating?
No, no, no.
Okay, is that immoral?
Take off your clothes for money?
No.
For a certain kind of religion, yes.
Yeah, for you.
Not for certain religions, you.
Do you think it's immoral for women to take their clothes off for money?
If I'm doing my privacy, no.
What does that mean in your privacy?
In my privacy, my room is not.
Yeah, okay, but if you walk into a building, they're not doing it in their room, they're walking into a building filled with hundreds of guys and taking their clothes off.
Is that immoral?
For a certain kind of religion, yes.
For you?
No, I don't think so.
I'm not going to do it, but they can do whatever they want because I believe in a free thing.
Okay, so you believe that people should be able to do immoral shit.
If they want to.
If they want to.
It depends on their values.
Now you're sure that you believe people should be able to do a moral shit if they want to?
Not really.
Oh.
You stupid.
Bruh.
Is it not liberation to do whatever you want?
No.
No?
It's not.
I mean, yes, technically yes.
Technically yes, but we're talking about the sexuality, liberty.
Okay, how about you go outside?
You put the words prostitution next to that, so you want to put together.
Okay.
So, yes, probably yes.
It's immoral for me, I consider it.
But I don't judge the people.
If they can do whatever they want, that's fine for me.
How about indecency in public?
Forget about prostitution.
Just walking around naked.
Yep.
I played this pucker one time when you...
No, no, no, in public.
She a freak, man.
Her ass doesn't show me she's a real freak, bruh.
Is it?
First of all, it's liberating to go outside and be nude outside, right?
It's very brave.
Do you support the liberation of shaking your ass out in public in front of people?
I don't support her, but it's okay.
So you do support liberation then?
Yeah, but it's a different kind of liberation.
No, it's the same.
Oh, okay.
Hang on.
It's a specific goal.
I got it.
I got it.
So you think it's okay, right, for a woman to take off all her clothes and walk down the street, right?
If they want to do it, they can do it.
What if they do it in front of a kid?
It's not right for me.
Why?
Because it's a kid.
Yeah, but I'm so confused.
I thought it was fine five seconds ago.
It's liberation.
Everyone's liberated.
Yeah, but you have to get the limits, right?
Wait, you don't want to liberate the kids?
You don't want to liberate them?
No.
Why?
We don't want to keep them in constraints.
Not like that.
They have to grow and be adults.
And after that, they can decide what they want to do.
So if you take off your clothes and you walk down the street so everybody can see that's totally fine unless they're kids, right?
Then it's not totally fine?
No, I don't think it's on the street.
No, it's not fine then.
Okay, so then you don't really believe that walking around naked in the street is fine?
No, no if it's the kids around.
Catch ya, bitch!
If it's adults, well, doesn't matter.
You wouldn't know who's gonna be around.
Can you imagine one of these girls leading the household?
No, dude.
How about holding a position in power?
It's a ghoulish nightmare, dude.
It's scary, bro.
I feel like.
Oh, that's mine.
Holy.
That's how AOC does it.
You know what she does?
She goes to her office and she's like, I feel like I'm going to lower fucking taxes today.
Yeah.
Today I want to nuke.
And by the way, Fresh Myron, she has a cross on, the girl next to Myron, and she doesn't, you know...
Hey, hey, hey.
It was a gift.
It was a gift?
Did you wear it?
That's actually a good point, Chris.
I am a Christian.
But she's a Christian.
Now you're hiding it?
I don't know.
Keep it up.
I mean, I work across too, nigga.
But you would say God doesn't exist?
No, I didn't say he didn't exist.
I said, I don't know.
Like, I don't know.
Maybe she's going to come and choose something.
She said she believes in a higher power, but not something specific.
But I know there's something up there.
Something?
Or someone?
You don't know.
It could be a fruit.
It could be a fruit?
You don't know.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
You don't know.
You what?
What?
A fruit?
What is a fruit?
What the fuck?
Who said what's a fruit?
What the fuck?
I'm saying, like, in relation to Jesus.
Like, when are we talking about?
Nigga, instead of Jesus coming in, it'll have to be Jesus.
It'll have to be Jesus.
Goddamn, nigga.
It'll be an animal.
This is wild.
I don't know.
I'll get some more chats here.
A Soto Abba says, I don't know, bro.
An escort endorsed penetration.
Strippers do not.
However, strippers and escorts fall under prostitution.
Panel straight out of Niggaville.
Crazy.
A Soto Abba.
Yo, I see what you did there.
Mike from Texas.
110 trick, no issue fantasy cabaret in Houston for the win.
Shout out Melody.
Love your way, baby.
Who's Melody?
Who the fuck is Melody?
Is anybody named Melody?
Is that you?
No, I'm named.
Alright, Mitch Killa says, name three countries.
Alright, so ladies, you gotta name three countries.
You can't name Canada, United States, Chile, Trinidad, Mexico.
What other countries do girls mention here?
You guys got college degrees.
And Jamaica, don't forget it.
And Jamaica.
Alright, so we'll start right here.
Name three countries.
You got this.
Are you serious?
Yes.
And you can't help each other.
And you can't help each other.
Name your country.
Everyone be quiet.
Two more.
Come on.
Think soccer.
Haiti.
Okay.
And Jamaica.
Can't say Haiti.
And you can't say Jamaica either.
Okay.
And Trinidad.
Sorry to say Trinidad.
Why?
Oh, Jesus.
I can't say Diana.
Okay.
One more.
One more.
Puerto Rico.
Is that a fucking country?
I don't know.
What about you?
Name for the countries.
Tokyo.
Tokyo?
Let it finish.
Let it finish, guys.
Let it finish.
Tokyo.
Alright, two more.
Australia.
Okay.
Antarctica.
All right.
Wait, are they wrong?
Just out of curiosity.
Yeah, every one of those was wrong.
No, they were continents.
None of those were correct.
You could have said China.
None of them.
Australia is a continent.
I named continents.
Tokyo is a city inside of Japan.
It's okay.
What is the country?
What is the country in Australia?
My best fucking green.
What other countries in Australia?
You say there was New Zealand?
She said it in her ass, she said it in her ass.
Hey, that was not my best one, you guys.
She's cheating!
I heard that, she's definitely cheating.
I'll get on her ass, please.
Okay, what about you?
Name three countries.
You got this.
You've been on before.
Did you say we can't list Russia?
It's Russia a country?
No, you can.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, two more.
Is Greece a country?
I think Greece is a country, maybe.
Okay.
One more.
This is a strange shit right now.
This is crazy.
One more.
Florida?
I'm not good with geography.
I'm not embarrassed.
I don't care.
One more.
One more.
You got this.
Does anybody say Cuba?
Okay.
You say Cuba.
Good job.
What about you?
We can do Spain, Nigeria, Italy.
All right.
Okay, easy.
Hawaii, Sweden, Greenland, Iceland.
I mean, I can keep going.
Teacher out here.
Not geography, though.
Do your first graders know countries?
No, they don't.
We learn continents first.
The second graders know the countries.
The second graders know the countries.
What about you?
Three countries.
You got this.
Wakanda.
I said pass.
Wakanda?
She said the ones I was going to say.
Pass is not a country.
That is not a country.
No, I'm skipping next.
There is no country pass.
She already said the same one, the ones I was going to say.
There's a lot more.
You can't name three countries, man.
Come on, man.
There's a lot more.
I can't name shit.
That's great.
I'm a little faded.
I can't name shit right now.
She's stupid.
She can't name three.
Let's give her a hint.
I don't need a hint.
I got you.
I got you.
Think about where you want to travel to.
It's easy.
Why can't I just dance?
I'm like, why is it so hard for me to just kiss?
You stupid.
Hi, everybody.
Hi.
Mexico.
He can't do anything in North America, though.
Is Europe one?
Europe?
You stupid.
Alright, we'll move on.
Yeah, move on.
What about you, Chile?
Is Europe a country?
It's not.
It's not.
You're right.
I said I'm a little faded.
Shit.
It's okay.
You stupid!
I'm good with geometry.
I'm good with math.
You're more than finished.
You're more than finished, sweetheart.
What did you say?
Nothing.
You said you're more than faded, babe.
Alright, what about you, Chile?
Name three countries.
Okay, we have Chile.
No, I can't say Chile.
Argentina, we have Denmark, Canada, Brazil, Ecuador.
Okay.
Grenada, Bermuda, St.
Croix.
And these are countries?
Are they smart?
I think it was the capital of Antarctica.
I'm just kidding.
Cam2Time says, from the book of Cheek Slaying Gospels of Ho Longy, if she takes off her clothes to pay her bills, just know her cooter is getting multiple fills.
She's getting passed around like the Los Angeles Lakers during basketball drills.
I feel like that comment was towards me.
Why would you put it yourself?
Because I said, I said, I strip because I pay my bills.
It's not gonna pay my bills or whatever the fuck.
I don't know.
Something like that.
And that comment, it felt like it was towards me.
I pay my bills.
I ain't getting past shit.
I ain't fucking bitch.
You're a queen.
Don't mind him.
You're a queen.
Nope.
And I'm not fucking, so.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tell them, girl.
Where are we at?
What the fuck is funny?
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All right.
Cool.
Let's see here.
So what was the next thing?
M.O.D. Okay.
He goes, shout out from the great country of Tokyo.
We're all basically living for free because the yen is crashing.
I'm so sorry.
Listen.
He actually is from Tokyo.
I definitely skipped school.
I'm sorry.
I said fucking Europe.
I was good at math, babe.
Chris, you're correct on that one.
Okay, what else we got here?
One moment.
That was hilarious.
One second never gets points.
Hey Chris, can you bring back saying merch after girls say I feel like every time my girl says I feel like I say it?
Merch.
Okay.
It is addicting when Chris says that.
Kale, I set up a GoFundMe for your cause so I can keep all the funds for myself once the goal is reached.
Oh my God.
- I'm gonna start this sad single mile, oh shit, y'all niggas just fucked up.
DNA tends to be mandatory if child support is being pursued.
All of y'all?
Is there anyone that thinks it shouldn't be pursued?
Mandatory DNA test if you want to get child support from a guy.
You should ask for DNA test anyway.
When he sneaks up behind you and says, W, butt stuff.
What is that?
I don't know.
The face you make when you're there tells you she found Jesus and is now celibate to her, even though she has three kids from five baby daddies and she's 25.
I'm sorry, man.
Ayo, Brooke.
Ayo, Brooke.
Do it one time for the homies.
Go ahead, Brooke.
Do what?
We're not paying attention.
Do it one time for the homies.
I said, which part of Canarsie are you from, Brooke?
103rd and Seaview.
This the hood, ain't it?
Alright.
Lumberjack Tall goes, I've been going back and forth between y'all and Louderwood Crowder.
Both these live shows are the best.
You know what time it is, man.
W. Ready to refresh the fit.
Knock Off Eve 1.
Oh, okay.
So he's called you Knock Off Eve 1.
42 years and 6 months old Xena 2.
Sexy Red's Goofy Cousin.
Get it sexy, get it sex.
Coyote Ugly, three.
Bill's twin sister, three.
Riley Reid, six.
Little Aiden's ratchet mom, one.
And then they called you the predator.
Who's Little Aiden?
Who's Little Aiden?
First of all, I'm always trying to be Sexy Ray's goofy cousin.
- What's your name? - What's your name? - Sexy Randall? - Sexy Randall? - Why I gotta be Sexy Randall?
- And I'll pay $20. - We're gonna be closing. - Yeah, we're on Rumble.
- Yeah, we're on Rumble. - All right, go ahead. - So, can I let it rip?
I've been waiting for it.
Faggot.
It's a great word.
It's your best word.
Jim Bob?
We weren't there yet.
We're still on YouTube.
Anybody else have anything?
For what?
Can we read the questions again?
They're funny as fuck.
We're going to do questions.
Let me ask you.
Sorry, any other chats?
Yeah, we got more.
There's no such thing as an experienced woman for the same reason there's no such thing as an experienced car.
It's just used.
P.S. Meyer, I'm just wondering if you would do the CC episode as you didn't confirm.
Oh, for England?
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
We'd have to get someone that's more experienced with the way British credit works.
We can only speak to America because that's our thing.
Albois.
Eldon Boyz, fake tough guy at Club 11.
Homie was about to get smacked up.
Meyer knows what I'm talking about.
Oh, Albo was there.
He knew what it was.
Oh, Albo was there.
Shit, he knows.
Wait a minute.
You went without me.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Granted, if I was there, things would have been different.
Okay, fresh.
Either way.
That's a whole other conversation.
We'll move on.
Andrew is cursing, drinking, smoking, Christian.
What part of Christ is like that?
Galatians 5, 22, 26 proves he's not.
Ladies, Andrew's in no position to judge anyone at that table.
So, I just want to make sure that we're clear that smoking and drinking a beer is like prostitution to you.
So, you're not allowed to say or make any value judgments whatsoever on anybody at any time unless you're...
Perfect.
That's insanity.
That's not Christianity.
You're a fucking idiot.
There's no possible way.
I'm not going to tell hookers and prostitutes that are hookers and prostitutes because I smoke cigarettes, you fucking retard.
Dumb as a box of fucking rocks.
You people are so stupid.
You make me sick.
I can't fucking believe you exist.
Why in the world would you think that sucking 100 fucking dicks is like smoking a pack of cigarettes, you fucking moron?
That's the only power!
Owlboy, shout out to y'all for hosting a great time.
That you know that God, God, that's just same to him if you smoke as when these hookers go out and get trains run on them, stupid fucking retards.
I can't take it.
Oh shit, oh shit!
Yeah, we do have a lot of videos too.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah.
Owlboy, shout out to y'all for hosting a great time at the event and the Yacht.
See, look at that, more people that came on.
Super late night.
P.S. We aren't criminals, Myron, even though we pulled out that stack of cash at the club.
Nah, nigga, y'all are criminals, man.
Owlboy, If you ever get Chris drunk around you, just let him talk.
It is the most funniest shit you've ever seen in your life.
Chris is hilarious.
Hey, listen, man.
I'm lit, man.
We got here from Leprecoon.
That took the charge, but the city moves me up.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, for real.
I just realized, that was an Uber we took?
I thought I was a nigga that was a put the fuck at you.
He said that was an Uber.
The whole time I would talk to the driver, like, yo, what up, man?
You gotta know you.
You gotta know where it was.
He probably watched the show.
He said, let's go home.
The Uber probably watched the show, though.
Yeah, you're probably right, man.
Lumberjack Tall goes, I've been going back and forth between y'all and louder.
Oh, no, got that one.
Caught up?
Yeah, caught up.
All right.
Any other questions for ladies from Jim?
No, I'm ready to go into another segment.
Okay, so Lee's asking questions earlier that were written down.
We'll start here with the questions.
All right, so he says here, why do men think it is okay to tell a woman to fix her face?
We got a story for that one.
No, don't tell it, bro.
Please don't tell it.
Alright, well, now we know who asked the question.
I was going to say, is he anonymous?
No, we didn't ask it.
We didn't ask that.
But that's just crazy that somebody asked it.
That's crazy.
Okay, okay.
So, ladies, as I read these questions, you can choose to be anonymous or not and say, that's my question.
But we got two special guests now, so I'm going to let them go ahead.
I'll answer that.
Yeah, please.
If we say that to you, it's an act of love if, in fact, your face needs fixing.
For the record, that's my question.
I know it, I know it, man.
Who questions?
Mine.
Richie did.
Girl, Richie did.
Cause why did that just happen?
Yeah, you have an input?
Why do men tell?
Why do men come from a place of love?
So, typically, when a woman has a resting bitch face, we tell them, fix your face, because they're like, are you really a bitch?
Then we find out, you are a bitch.
Not you, of course, I'm just saying in general.
I think the big reason why men tell women to fix their face is because unpleasant women are just not...
No one wants to be around.
If you're an unpleasant woman, you're effectively useless to society.
Because your job as a woman is to be happy, be pleasant, be nice and feminine.
And you can't be a bitch and be feminine at the same time.
It just doesn't work.
So...
Unpleasant women is a very bad thing.
And I think having your face put in a certain way makes people think that you're unpleasant, which is a bad reflection on the man as well.
Myron, is that the face?
Maybe a portion.
You want a face in my face?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
But that's why men in general have an issue.
When a guy tells a girl to fix her face, etc., it's honestly because unpleasant women are not good for society.
It doesn't mean that you're unpleasant because you just have a...
It represents that you could not be.
That's my point.
If you're crying in somebody's face, then you say, fix your face.
I would just laugh and be like...
Someone had a story they wanted to tell on this or no?
No, we're gonna skip that.
We're gonna skip it.
But somebody definitely said fix your fucking face.
I was like, I don't think it's right.
No, it made me laugh though.
It wasn't like nothing like that.
I was like, yeah.
If it's one guy tell you that, can you...
If it's your guy, fix this.
I think it...
He just wanna broke my confidence.
And maybe he's an abuser.
No, he's not in public.
Hey, you look ugly.
You should be fixing your nose.
I think it's not right.
No, I'm not even crying so much.
That's not what I'm saying.
You're missing your facial expression.
You don't like that, baby.
You're not from here, right?
Yes.
He doesn't mean fix your nose or your eyes or your freaking lips.
He's just saying, in general, you don't look happy.
So just change your mood.
So if you're crying, and you're crying in his face, and you're like, oh, ha, ha, ha, he's going to be like, fix your fucking face, bro.
Like, stop crying.
- I would be like, "Yeah, you just stopped me and cried." - Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
And that's context, it sounds crazy, But I'm talking about you're out to a restaurant with a girl and she has this bitch face on for no fucking reason.
That's a bad look on the man to be out with a woman that looks like that.
That's what I'm trying to say.
It's one thing if you're crying and he says, fix your face.
Okay, maybe he's just doing that to antagonize you.
But if it's like you guys are out in public...
And ladies, whether you want to admit it or not, you represent your man.
So if you look like shit, if you have this face on, it makes him look bad.
And like I said before, unpleasant women...
I mean, if you're an unpleasant woman, you're effectively useless to society because men want to be around pleasant women, and that is a woman's value, in my opinion, is derived from the caliber of man she can attract.
And we can make any face we want, so it's a double standard and you have to accept it.
I'm not gonna lie.
My situation with the whole fix your face thing.
That's true.
It was like an exaggeration thing.
And I was crying for exaggeration.
And he was like, fix your face.
And I kind of paused.
Like, okay, you're right.
You know, let me fix my fucking face.
So you're saying it works.
If it's not like a serious situation, then yeah, it should definitely work for sure.
You're being a crime?
It's not a serious situation?
No, like, no.
What you're crying for, though?
Because you're full of shit, right?
Sometimes.
Can I just say that?
Sometimes I get a little...
When I wrote the question, it was more so like, so a lot of the times when I'm walking down the street, somebody's like, fix your face.
And I'm like, this is my face.
But then I just start smiling.
A stranger?
Yeah, a stranger.
Strangers don't walk over you.
You're not a woman with this face, so that's not happening to you.
But yes, it happens.
So that response is more like a, let me talk to her real quick and just say this to get a response from her.
It does happen.
Sometimes it's a pick-up line.
Oh, come on.
You can't whine about a pick-up line.
No, but majority of the time...
Come on.
It's, you look very aggressive and you're this little thing and it's like, why do you look so aggressive?
And then once I smile, that argument is over.
And typically it's a Caribbean thing where people from the Caribbean are like, fix your face!
For sure.
But they mean it in a more flirtatious way.
Boom, fuck up.
Yeah.
You know?
They're just trying to make you smile.
Are they just talking to Jamaicans where you live or something?
I mean, in the West Indian community, we kind of stick together.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Are you smiling?
The next one here, and again, ladies, you could choose to stay anonymous or you can claim the question if you want.
This one says, why do men feel they can fuck without feeling but women can't?
Oh, Lord.
I think we all feel that.
Who the fuck said that?
I think they mean without emotions.
Well, I'll answer this first, I guess, and then I can turn it to other guys.
I think it's for the precise reason we mentioned earlier about men ordering prostitutes and the difference between, you know, we're talking about prostitution, whether it's stripping or OnlyFans or whatever.
I think that encompasses, like, for men, sex is just like...
I just gotta get it over with.
It's like just an act for them, but for women, there needs to be more emotional tie.
So, you know, for men, they're more, they have a higher threshold of having sex without feelings versus women.
It's much harder for them.
So, that's what I would say on that.
Because there's a whole industry on it.
Think about it.
Are there male prostitutes running around having sex with a bunch of chicks?
Of course, but it's a very small market compared to the amount of women that sell sex to men.
So that in itself proves that the demand isn't there because for women there is a feeling it needs to be attached for them to have sex with someone.
Way more than men in general.
I mean, that proves it right there, just economics.
There's no demand for it.
I can low-key agree with that a little bit.
Yeah, for sure, yeah.
Just a little bit.
I know some dog-ass bitches, too.
I know some bitches who are just like men who kind of act on that type of way, but I know it's always a condition.
Yeah, but there's typically something.
Those women are disturbed.
whenever I meet girls that like have sex without feelings there's something wrong with them yeah something happened yeah I get what you completely detached emotional damage There's a distinction in how we emotionally value things.
Men do have, we do emotionally value things, but in a completely different way.
So we can value things like stoicism, strength.
We can also value, I mean, we can value other things besides that, but For women, it seems that the things that they value emotionally are completely different.
Yeah, it's definitely different.
It's very few men that I meet with the same values as women.
Physiological?
Psychologically?
No.
Physiological?
Psychological.
No, no.
Physiological.
Physiological is impossible.
We know the same.
Physiological.
Yeah.
Anyway, go ahead.
So it's impossible.
We produce the different hormones after sex.
Yeah, estrogen.
So it's impossible.
So that's why you can do that and we can't.
So would it be fair to say that the sexual liberation for females is a lie then?
It's complicated.
It's complicated.
Well, you agreed with it earlier.
I agree, but we know that's it.
But you just made an argument that the biology doesn't support that.
Yeah, but it's not extreme.
It has to be balanced.
It doesn't have to be balanced.
Yeah.
Why?
Because you made it to fuck up?
Because of feminism?
No, no, no.
The biology doesn't have to be balanced.
It just has to be true.
No, no, no.
It's because...
Biology requires no balance, Daniel-san.
It does not have to have balance.
Yeah, it's complicated.
Not Daniel-san.
Daniel-san is crazy.
Next question is...
What do you think of open relationships?
And I'll give my take on it, and I think some of the other panel members might have different things.
I think open relationships are only acceptable if it's open on the male side, never on the female side, because I genuinely believe that if a woman loves you, she can't have sex with other men.
She doesn't even want to see other men, and if she really respects and admires you.
I know some guys advocate for monogamy, which I understand and respect too, but my thing is, I just want it where if the man is in a monogamous relationship, he's monogamous out of his wants, not the woman's wants.
Does that make sense?
Because a lot of guys are in marriages with a girl, and it's enforced monogamy on her end.
You better be monogamous to me or else X, Y, Z. I want it where the man is monogamous because he chooses to.
Maybe he's devout Christian, maybe he wants to be, etc.
That's fine.
I have no problem with that.
But I want the man to be deciding what he wants to do.
Open relationships from a female perspective is unacceptable completely.
It's disgusting.
So that's my take on it.
I'll turn it to the panel.
What do you guys think?
I mean, I kind of got to push back on you a little bit here.
I don't understand how you wouldn't hold this up as a double standard to say that if a man can engage in an open relationship and it's not degenerate, how you could also say that a woman who wants to engage in an open relationship is not being a degenerate.
Well, you know, you can make the claim right from a religious standpoint, right?
There are religions that allow you to have multiple wives, right?
Like Islam.
Yeah.
So, you know, obviously there's checks and balances on it.
You got to, you know, take care of them all the same, etc.
That would be an example of like, you know, because I'm not going to sit here and be like, it's not degenerate if you aren't doing it within the confinements of religion.
But what I'm saying is that it is possible if you're doing it, they would say, the halal way.
Am I doing it the halal way?
No.
Being honest about it.
But I think it can be done in certain ways where it is not degenerative.
But as far as women being open, never.
So I understand a utility argument in this sense.
I think that's why they have it.
Let's say you and your three brothers go to war and two of them die.
Their wives are left with their kids, you know what I mean?
And they go to you.
That kind of makes sense.
Right?
Kind of makes sense.
Now you have...
It'll be weird, but yes.
Yeah, it kind of makes sense.
In olden times.
And this type of thing happened.
But in modernity, right, in modernity for men to have multiple wives or for a woman to have multiple husbands, and it seems silly on both ends.
In modernity?
Why do you think it would be, like, it doesn't seem like it's good for men to do this.
It has a huge failure rate inside of the United States to have any type of polygamist relationship.
You can look at the Coomer Gremlin Destiny, for instance, opens his relationship up.
All of these different relationships which open up, in fact, have a massive failure rate.
It just seems like it's a recipe for destruction on both ends.
Most guys can't do it.
They simply can't do it.
And there's a multitude of reasons why.
I agree that it's just not...
Most guys can't pull it off, but I still think...
Because they're asking, why is it okay for men to have an openly...
And that's the argument I made, is that from a biological standpoint, a female just can't do it.
And it's been frowned upon.
Well, men won't do it.
Usually, right?
There's very few men who will share a woman.
Yeah.
But...
There are women who will share men.
And there's no doubt that that's true.
We can see this as a historic trend.
You can trace your ancestors back to twice as many female ancestors as you can male, so that says that men have fucking harems.
That's it.
That's what that says.
You're saying this now, just like Andrew said, from a modernity perspective, which means the modern era where you have all these luxuries.
I'm telling you, if your mind would change if suddenly the reality was you're either in the woods or you're a wife of many.
You would choose wife of many.
Why?
Because women seek the structure and the protection.
For sure.
But what we're saying is the distinction is it doesn't work.
You want to hear something funny?
Yeah.
A lot of these girls right now are probably having sex with a guy that's having sex with multiple other women.
No.
So, functionally, they just don't know.
It's functionally the same.
Because the reality is...
I'm single.
Ladies, okay, let's just make this simple.
Do you find most men attractive?
Well, it depends on your definition.
Are you picky?
I like what I like.
Are you picky with men?
That would be picky.
I don't say picky because it just depends.
I've dated men of all walks of life, whether 5'4 or 6'8.
Do you have high standards?
Yeah, I got a standard.
Do you have high standards?
I'm a picky.
Okay, do you have high standards?
Picky.
Alright, you.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
What about you?
Are you picky?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm medium picky.
I'm not picky.
Okay.
The majority of you are picky.
Do you realize that by you being picky, a majority of men don't qualify, right?
You do get that.
Correct.
Okay, so what if I ask the guy though, are you as picky?
You do realize that even the top tier guys aren't nearly as picky as average chicks, right?
Yeah.
Correct.
Unless he shaves his arms.
Yeah.
So you do realize, by definition of you being picky, that a smaller pool of men are even viable candidates, and that means that you're going to have, and then have that pool, only a small percentage of them you're going to actually hook up with.
So just by you being picky, that means a minority of men are getting laid.
So you do realize that if you're picky and you want, because the thing is that the things that women are attracted to are very Similar.
As much as you guys try to run around and say that you're special, you're really not.
Women are attracted to the same traits and men in general.
And very few men have these.
"So you guys just don't know it, "but you're probably fucking the same guys," is what I'm trying to explain here. - And that's what it turns out to be.
Nine times out of 10, I'm not gonna lie. - I'm going to go ahead.
Nine times out of 10?
- Yeah, but that's a good question.
- Y'all need to be fucking the same bitches. - Listen, listen, if what he's saying is true and you could track it, would that change how you see dating, having promiscuous sex, having sex with other men?
If you could track What if the result of that tracking is that you found out that all those men who hold all those traits that you want, that you're willing to have sex with, Are all taken because they're all having sex with other men.
Would you still be willing to...
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Some of them are banging dudes.
Some of them are.
Some of them are, but yeah.
A damn shame.
So would you still do it?
It depends.
It depends, but like...
I don't know.
All right, so real quick, let's have fun with this.
Pull up the calculator, right?
Pull up this calculator, because you said that you're one of the biggest ones that said you're not sharing, right?
Oh, they got a real calculator.
Yeah, so I want you, what is the bare minimum age that your guy has to be, Chile?
The age, you say?
Yeah, bare minimum age he has to be for you to date him seriously.
It's gonna be funny.
I think 35.
35?
Okay, and what's the max age?
Plus 47.
35 to 47, right.
Minimum height for you.
How tall?
This is your dream, man, yeah.
Very tall.
I like tall.
Okay, what does it got to be bare minimum?
Six foot plus?
I'm tiny, so I like tall.
Okay, well, give us a height.
There's a bunch here.
What do you want?
What do you want?
Look.
6'1", 6'2".
I used to use the metros, but that's okay.
Okay, how many meters is fine?
Give us the meters, I want to be accurate.
5.7 is good for me.
Alright, how many centimeters?
Just give us the centimeters.
Okay, 1 metro 70. 1 metro and 70 cents. 170 centimeters?
Yeah.
Okay.
And you put a calculator.
Yeah, 170 centimeters.
While we figure that out.
She said, uno, dos, tres.
What the fuck?
We were over here in Cali.
We were like, oh, there it was.
Uno, dos, tres.
Oh, my God.
What's the race?
Thanks.
Like white, black, Asian, Indian?
Um...
Don't discriminate.
BBC. Other.
Other.
Other?
Yeah, I mean, I'm...
But you mean all.
What is other?
Everything?
You mean every?
Yeah, everything.
You don't discriminate.
All the above.
Asian, black, white.
Not really.
Not really.
I think it's...
No, all the men...
At least it's...
Have to look healthy.
You have a type.
You know?
So...
Let me just get through this.
Let me get through this.
So you'll date an Asian man?
Chinese guy?
If he's healthy.
If he's tall and healthy.
So not an Asian guy.
What's the bare minimum education that he has to have for you?
The same like me, degrees or something.
Okay, so a bachelor's degree or a master's degree?
A bachelor's is fine, but...
Okay, that's four years.
Yeah.
That's not six, that's four.
Yeah.
In America.
Okay, bachelor's degree.
Minimum income he has to make per year for you?
The same income than me, I guess, and more.
Give us a number.
Roughly.
Okay, like, it's not that much, like $80,000.
$80,000 a year, bare minimum?
Okay.
Okay.
Can he be married?
Yeah It's no because she says she won't share It's a no.
Can you be obese?
Can you be a gordito?
I mean a little bit.
So just so you know, This calculator is based off the 2023 Current Population Survey and the U.S. Census Bureau and the National Health and the CDC. Scroll that down.
So basically, this is the most accurate assessment of men in the United States.
So we're going to see how common your guy is.
Go ahead, click it.
Build your man.
Let's see.
Oh my God, I don't have a chance.
Oh goodness.
I did this on Facebook and it was like 3% men.
Oh wow.
One for a cafe.
One for a cafe.
Oh no.
Oh my God.
Hold that back up real quick.
So about 1% of men.
Yeah.
Matches your man.
So let me ask you real fast.
1% of men.
If you find a guy, right, that's like 1% like this, do you think he's only going to want to have sex with you?
No.
I'm asking her.
Oh, sorry.
If his only one is sex?
No.
Because you said you're not okay with sharing your man sexually, correct?
Yeah, I mean if he wanna sex with another woman.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is that if you meet this guy, do you really think that you're gonna be able to...
He's a 1% guy.
Like, who do you think has more...
Who's rare, you or him?
Me.
Really?
Isn't it amazing when women are confronted with statistics and numbers, like how they...
It's so...
It's cold, bro.
Yeah.
Pure code.
Can I eat this?
Are you a cat?
I kind of want you to be able to.
Do you guys not see where I'm going here?
She literally wants a guy that's in the top 1%, but she expects him to be monogamous to her.
Yeah.
That's gonna be pretty hard to find.
Unless he's a devout Christian or super religious.
Like, you're probably not gonna find that.
That's sad.
For you.
For me, yeah, for sure.
But even then, even if you were to add devout Christian, what do you think that raises it up?
By what percentage?
Maybe one.
Maybe less.
Yeah, maybe less.
Point two, point five.
Well, actually, it'd be harder to find that guy.
It could be, yeah.
Because she wants this money, that status.
Oh, by the way, we didn't even say if he's good looking or not.
But I don't make that my money.
First of all, $80,000, if you're talking about the entirety of the United States, that's a lot of fucking money.
That's a lot of money for most people to make per year.
I was kind of asking what Andrew, like if you just negated one of those things, would it change the outcome?
Would it change the percent and how much?
If you took like two off completely.
Yeah.
The problem with what they're pointing out is that they won't settle.
Yeah, they can't.
They won't settle.
So it's like they won't negotiate on height, they won't negotiate on income, or they won't negotiate.
So they end up all looking for the same guy.
Which is a cat or a couple.
Yeah.
I mean, I'll be very honest about this.
You guys are not that fucking special.
I think women really have this concept and think like, I deserve the world, I deserve a man that makes a lot of money, but he's also charming and good looking.
He's super dominant, but he still listens to me like he's a leader, but then he still thinks my opinion matters like...
And then he's going to be monogamous to me too.
Like, women really aren't as special as they think they are.
And then like, no offense, you're 37 years old.
This guy's a 1% guy.
Of course.
Do you think you can tell him you need to be monogamous to me?
Do you think you're in a position where you can tell him that?
If I, yeah.
Wait, you know.
You're 37?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Goddamn, nigga.
You got no pants.
What the heck is going on right now?
I'm saying.
That's super sad.
I think I'm going to start to collect cats and give it to you.
And I'm not saying that's a shit on you.
I'm just saying I think women need to become more realistic about where they stand in the dating marketplace and the caliber of man that they can attract, right?
And most importantly, retain.
Like, most women don't deserve the man that they think they deserve.
They really don't.
They don't qualify.
Who here actually remembers Star Wars?
That movie, right?
You know Clone Wars where it's all clones?
That's all you guys are.
And there's only one Luke Skywalker and there's so many clones.
You gotta be understandable because if you don't understand that, it's a principle.
Luke Skywalker wasn't in the Clone Wars.
I know, I'm talking shit.
You just got nerd checked.
That's Anakin for us.
But the ladies understand that I don't think women really understand and grasp this concept that there's many attractive women, there's many dancers, there's many OF creators, there's many porn stars.
Think about it.
Men are satisfied with very little from women.
So if men are satisfied with very little from women, why do you think you hold as much weight in the dating marketplace that you think you do?
Well, it's delusion, right?
Yep.
It's feminism.
Is it delusion?
Yeah.
So you're saying you're delusional?
Uh, no.
In thinking that they'll finally come along.
So listen, if you say, it's delusional for me to think that I'm probably going to get a guy like that, and I say, are you delusional?
You say, no.
What are you saying with delusions?
What is the point of that?
The point is...
You're loca.
That's what he's saying.
You're loca.
Do you know what delusional means?
Oh, okay.
Like you don't have a sense of what's real.
Oh, okay.
So he's asking if that's the case, those statistics, right?
He's asking you, are you delusional if you think you ought to get that standard of man?
Yeah, maybe yes, but what is the solution for that?
I should be lower your standards.
I should be lower my standards.
Okay, everybody just...
It's not that simple.
What do you mean it's not that simple?
Okay, yes, yes, tomorrow.
Let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
Would you agree with me if I said, I think that your standard for cats is probably lower than your standard for men?
Ooh.
No!
And it's good that you don't care what they look like because you've got four bags of food now to feed them with, just so you know.
Yeah.
And I love doing this thing because even with Shone, the reality of finding...
And here's the thing.
That doesn't mean he's good looking.
We haven't even talked about his personality.
Is he charming?
Is he charismatic?
Is his teeth nice?
Does he smell good?
Does he dress well?
We haven't even gone into the other things that women care about.
Do his fucking socks match the shoes?
I don't fucking know dumb shit that women want guys to have.
This guy's a 1%er and we haven't even went into how he looks or anything.
I have a question about this.
All the dating apps, you know, it's like collecting baseball cards, right?
Yeah.
So perhaps listing all of these attributes is not a good thing for women to be engaging with at all.
Yeah.
It's not.
It's not because they're...
What I've come to find, every time we do this test, bro...
Girls almost always score four to five cat bags, mostly five cat bags.
Yeah, five.
And what I've realized is that most women simply don't have the amount of value that they think they do to attract the caliber of men that they think they deserve.
And it used to be that they would get married to who was local.
Yes.
That's all you could do.
Yes.
There was not a way to really get around that.
So most people lived rural.
You did have people who lived in the cities, but there was plenty of rural dwellers, and you were restricted to who was around.
And who had the balls to approach you?
No, they didn't even really approach.
It was arranged most of the time.
Most of it was family arranged, but you were just kind of stuck with who you're stuck with.
And now that that's all changed, that's why this kind of delusion paradigm is happening.
Because now all of them can focus on the same exact people.
Traveling's not a problem.
The expense isn't the problem.
None of it's a problem.
Those barriers are out of the way.
I don't even know if that's fixable.
Yeah.
We brought girls on the show that said that yeah, part of the reason why I ended my relationship is because I saw better men on the internet.
So that goes and shows right there that the internet does play a role in women's mating choices.
It definitely does.
This is a good question here.
Why is it so difficult to find men who are emotionally protective?
Okay, we need you to clarify that.
Oh my goodness.
And then, why men associate expressing emotions with weakness?
So the first one is, why is it so difficult to find men that are emotionally protective?
Please define that because that's one of these typically ambiguous female terms.
Who said it?
Who did it?
Emotionally protective.
I say that.
You've done it.
Yeah, I've heard that.
Okay.
What does emotionally protective mean?
It means why the guys sometimes, when we got, you know, the woman, we are emotionally, you know, we cry and we do all that.
And I think the guys that...
They're more guarded?
They...
I don't know how to protect that part of us.
A lot of guys, they don't know how to be emotional, mature.
What do you mean?
Hold on a second.
So you're crying and you're saying...
This is a silly example.
Wait, wait.
We should protect...
Like, try to make you stop crying?
Is that what you're saying?
No, it's just an example.
For example, the men, you're very rational, right?
It's different, I guess.
We are multi-tax.
Our brains work a different way.
Delisional.
Yes.
You can call him whatever you want to call him.
Oh, sweet Jesus.
Right.
Exactly.
Alright, just say it in Spanish, man.
Just say it in Spanish.
Yeah?
Yeah, because you're going to have a very tough time describing yourself.
Okay, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, so, what does emotionally protected mean?
Say it in Spanish, and then we'll have one of the people translate.
Okay, un hombre que se preocupa por las emociones de la mujer y no lo ve como una debilidad en el fondo.
Oh, I want tacos now.
Alright, Moe.
Yeah, but what was that?
Moe.
If a man is...
You want a man to be more worried about it?
Go ahead, Moe.
She wants a man to be more worried about her, but still wanting you to do what you want.
Doing what makes you happy.
You don't want them to diminish your feelings in the moment, even if they are irrational, is what you're saying.
You want them to coddle that moment.
But how do they do it?
How do they do it?
Alright, not like jealous, but like worried still.
No, not like jealous.
No, I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking...
But worried.
She wants a man to protect him?
You want her to be part women, basically.
To not like diminish it and shut it down.
Everybody be quiet for two seconds.
She wants a man to...
She wants the man to be protective and not make her feel alone.
Yeah, thank you.
So when she cries, she doesn't want to cry by herself?
Yes.
Does she want the man to cry with her?
No.
No.
But show the emotion and the manly ways.
Okay.
I'll make it feel the woman's name.
I'll turn it to you now that we know what the hell she was actually asking.
All I heard was taco, taco, taco, taco, taco.
Taco.
What if he wants you to just go cry by yourself because you're being irrational?
Oh.
Yeah, what if he sends you to your room?
Yeah, what if he sends you to your room like a little kid?
He says, you're being irrational.
Go to your room.
Yeah.
Because you're crying, but it makes no sense why you're crying.
You just are.
So he says, this is irrational.
Because I'm irrational.
My hormones are crazy.
I need to support in that moment.
So isn't that fucked up to do to him that he has to put up with a rational, nonsensical behavior because you can't control yourself?
But we can discuss it.
We can make it real.
You can go to your fucking room until you behave, too, right?
Yeah, sure.
What if I said this?
What if I said...
It's very ambiguous what you're demanding here.
Just like the test you did.
Like your standards are unattainable.
So a man might just say, go to your room like Andrew said.
Or you do that until you're ready to not do that.
How about that?
A logical way.
Yeah.
Do that until you're ready to not do that.
Is that good enough for you?
No.
So here's an example.
He's saying like, go ahead and cry until you're all done crying.
Right.
What if, what is just like a, oh baby?
So you're crying, so you're like, so let's say you wake up and you go, I hold you and you can cry here.
Yeah, yeah.
Which is that good.
So you want more empathize.
And don't go to your room.
He wakes up in the morning and he's like, oh great, there's eggs and there's bacon.
And you're like, you start crying because you saw some fucking commercial that made you sad because your hormones are insane at that time of the month.
And he's like, I'm trying to eat.
Go fucking cry in the bedroom.
You're ridiculous.
You're ridiculous.
No.
What is he doing wrong?
What you do is you rub her back and say, baby, it's okay.
That's why I get cheated on.
Hold on, hold on.
If it's the case that women, you're admitting, are emotional, right?
I mean, all the women are, not just me.
I know, I agree.
We are four different women every week.
I understand.
Four different cats, four different women a week.
Yeah, I agree.
Like a cat.
The question is, if you know that you're emotional and irrational, we don't know why you're crying most of the time if it's the case.
So depending on what it's for, that's going to determine whether you're going to get any physical contact from us in return, right?
You're not going to just expect that every time.
You'll just be sniffling around for a hug all the time.
Like for an example, let's say that...
I woke up and had the opposite, right, and I was just enraged, and I started breaking shit all over the house, just bashing holes in the wall, and I threw the fucking couch across the room, and I was screaming at the top of my lungs because I was irrational.
Would you come over and be like, oh, sweetie.
Let me sit down.
I'm like, babe, it's me, calm down.
Yeah, that's the equal inverse.
You know what I'm saying?
So what would you do with that?
Imagine us expecting you.
What would you want us to do with that?
We want you to disengage.
That's the point.
They want you to big chill.
I need to tell you no mind when you're crying, right?
It's almost like having...
Right, but that's what makes us so different.
It's almost like having kids, almost.
Yeah, a kid.
Yeah, exactly.
If you feed into them...
Come back over here.
Yep.
It'd be annoying, man.
Okay.
All right.
And then she said, why do men associate expressing emotions with weakness?
Because our emotions are sometimes irrational.
So it would be a weakness if we appeal to our emotions as men in a lot of situations.
Most situations.
You have to appeal to logic.
You do realize that prisons are filled with emotional men, right?
Yeah.
Are they, really?
They write the best love letters.
Okay!
They love to get out sometimes.
The best self-portrait.
They got the best game.
This is why I think a woman's vote should only be 50% of a man's, bro.
It's a shit like this, man.
50% is pretty high.
You think they should have voted at all?
No.
I don't think it's a good idea.
Well, I think most men should not be able to vote.
Okay.
And basically all women shouldn't be able to vote.
But what I think, the way that you can do this, the way that you can set this up, is you can have a public service work which was unpaid.
You got nothing in exchange for the public service work.
And if you make it elongated enough, maybe six to eight years, something like this, almost no women would ever do it.
Okay.
So, question.
Do you think, since men have to be in selective service, that's not enough?
I think it is enough.
I think it is enough.
Just that in and of itself, I have an entire argument about rights enforcement, how only men can do that.
But while I do think it's enough, I don't think it's enough for you to pitch it to the country.
You know what I mean?
Whereas I think that if you were to pitch only people at stake in the game through actually going through some kind of service to the state, I think that's something that you could actually push and people would move towards.
Yeah.
No, I agree that you need to have skin in the game to vote, which is why I think most women shouldn't vote, because most women simply don't have skin in the game.
They don't own property.
They've never been in the military.
They're not government employees or anything like that.
Well, they can't be drafted.
Yeah.
They can't be drafted.
I mean, that's a huge thing that you bring up.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
But whether or not it's pragmatic to use the they can't be drafted, therefore they can't vote, I don't think you'd ever be able to push that.
But I think you could push something.
Oh, you mean like They practically out in the real world, like push legislation.
But you could practically push service as a guaranteeing a right to vote.
People would gravitate a lot more towards that.
So would you say that you think since all men have to be in the selective service, they should all have the right to vote?
Yeah.
Okay, so all men have the right to vote.
Yeah, well, I would say that all the men who have served have the right to vote in that capacity.
So just being a selective service loan isn't enough?
No, that wouldn't be enough to push it pragmatically to the public.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you would have to have some kind of service that men or women go through, not just military.
You could have civic service, too.
Underwater welding.
Yeah, but whatever it is, it's unpaid and it's designed for you to give your labor to the state for no money at all in exchange.
I think very few women would do that.
Mostly men would.
And the ones who did, fine.
Who would have a problem with those women voting?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because my thing is more theory, because I look at it like we'll never ever be able to fuck with the 19th, but you're saying if we were, this is how you'd push it across the finish line, which I see your perspective.
You could.
You could get the 19th repealed if you had politicians who were pushing specifically for service-based, service-based voting, because there are nations that do that, and it's definitely a better way to go.
You could also, you know, through propaganda, basically get women to understand it's actually in their favor.
To not vote?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
They don't vote anyway, so.
Yeah.
A lot of them don't vote.
When they do, they vote for Biden-ass shit.
Believe me, because my granny baby.
You could do it through propaganda.
That would take a lot of years.
I mean, you're basically right.
You're not going to be repealing the 19th anytime soon.
Yeah, but I like your idea.
Like, this is how, if we were to hypothetically do it, this is how we'd get it across the finish line.
Yeah.
I kind of make my joke like, bro, they should get 50% of the vote because they're not a selective service.
That's my main argument.
But is that realistic?
No.
But you're saying, realistically, if we wanted to actually push this and limit women's voting rights, this is how we would do it, which I agree.
This is how we would do it, yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, they wouldn't do that shit.
They wouldn't do shit.
Fuck that.
They'd be like, hell no, I don't care about voting that much.
No, there's no way that they would give six to eight years of service unpaid.
I mean, that's a fucking incredible amount.
Most men wouldn't either, but it would give those men who did a much higher status.
Yeah.
Why do all men want threesomes?
What?
Someone asked her, why do all men want to have threesome?
That was you, huh?
No, it wasn't me.
That was me.
My question been passed, babe.
That was me.
Y'all didn't know my question.
I meant to say why do all men want to have a threesome?
I think for the experience.
It's not all, but what I will say is why a staggering majority, right?
Why do a staggering majority of men want threesomes?
The reason why is because men are interested in quantity and variety in women.
You know, you can only have so many wigs, ladies, or hairstyles or whatever you guys do to change your look.
Men want variety.
Okay, I got a question, but what if women want variety?
That makes you a whore.
If I want a threesome with my man, I'm a whore?
If I'd be like, damn bae, she's a fine ass looking woman.
Most women that engage in threesomes, man, stop.
Most women that engage in threesomes are doing it for their man.
For sure.
Not for themselves.
Actually, no.
There's a small percentage of women who actually do it because they like to do it.
I genuinely believe this whole thing that women push to say they're bisexual is a lie in general.
I think girls say that to be more uphealable.
Babe, I had to coochie before Dick, so I know.
I know it's women over men.
But you still have dick though.
No, I said I attract to women the same way I attract to men, so it's not nothing like I'm doing this for you, I'm doing this for us.
How many men have you had versus women then?
It's a tied game.
It's a bull-fucking-shit tied game.
You've had sex with as many women as you have men.
Fucking right hand.
I could vouch for her.
Thank you.
Thank you, babe.
Thank you.
It's true.
Hang on, hang on.
Is she your close friend?
Yes.
Is she your close friend?
Yeah.
Okay.
Would you lie for your closest friend?
No.
No, she tells the truth.
She be fucking snitching on me, so I know.
I'm just kidding.
Some friend.
Wait, hold on.
That's my bad, though.
So, y'all ever smash?
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
That's against our policy.
You know, that is TMI. TMI. So, yes?
Here's an easier question.
Yes, I'm not allowed, yes.
Here's an easier question.
If you had to pick between being in a relationship with a man versus being in a relationship with a woman, who would you go with?
For me, a man.
I don't know about you, but for me, a man.
Okay, congratulations, that's most bisexual women.
I've asked hundreds of you guys the same stupid question, and almost every single one of you guys elect a man.
Why?
Only because of the feeling, yeah.
It's different, I'm sorry.
And value.
Be quiet for two seconds.
And value.
The reason why is because men provide way more value and utility than women do in relationships, period.
That's why.
Because you're not gonna fuck with a man unless he makes some kind of money, unless he makes you feel a certain way, unless he has some kind of charm or charisma, et cetera.
And you're 100% correct.
Sorry, yeah.
You're correct, yeah.
So that's my point.
So with that logic that women in general are not really bisexual, they do it kind of as like a phase or kind of to appease the man that they're with.
I'm telling you, most girls don't actually want to do threesomes.
They do it because their man wants it.
You're right.
I know a lot of females who do do it for their man, but it is a certain percentile.
It's just for your own pleasure.
I can't speak for everybody.
I do what I do because I love what I do.
Are you having sex with women every day?
No.
So if you do it for enjoyment, why don't you do it all the time?
I do it when I feel like it.
When I feel like I want to...
And how often is that, that you actually want to get with women?
When the last time I go to Vegas.
Probably when you drink alcohol, yeah, a special situation.
Gotcha, bitch!
I've kind of realized, just from interviewing women, women say they're bisexual to make themselves more attractive on the dating market to men, but the reality is if I told you, okay, you're bisexual, stand on it, only deal with women for the rest of your lives, you would never fucking do it because you know women are useless.
I actually have dealt with a woman, though, before.
Useless.
Oh, Lord.
And are you still dealing with one, or are you dealing with a man?
Yes.
I mean, I don't deal with nobody right now.
In comparison to a man, women are fucking useless in a relationship.
Because they're going to want to go have fun bills.
They're going to want you to coddle them when they're crying irrationally.
They're going to want you to go ahead and provide all this emotional support and shit.
Something that you're not capable of doing, by the way, as a woman.
Protect them.
They're going to want you to protect them and shit.
Women require way more attention than men.
No, they require just more in general of everything.
They require more attention, more resources, everything, than men do.
So you understand that being in a relationship with a woman is a waste of time.
That's why most women that are bisexual almost always pick to go with men if they had to pick one.
Even lesbians, why do they have the highest rates of domestic violence?
Have you guys ever asked yourself that?
Really?
No, they definitely do.
Not even close.
And it's because you're both useless and you both argue about being useless to each other.
That's why.
I never knew that though.
Lesbian women have the highest rates of domestic violence and it's solely because of disagreements with utility, you do this, you do that.
It's always dumb shit that they're arguing about.
But it's because there's no clear defined role why a lot of the arguments stem.
If you take two useless people, they're going to fight about being useless.
There's no logical person in there to break it up and be like, hey, you're being illogical.
And there's no real defiant roles a lot of the times.
Even if you deal with a woman that's a stud, she's still a female.
She's still a woman.
She's still a female.
She doesn't have a masculine duty to you as a man.
I wouldn't physically stay with a female, women to women.
You would just smash.
I would fucking smash and you could be my bitch with my man, but you're not going to be just my bitch.
I'm sorry.
So what if there was a food shortage?
That's the thing, everything you guys are talking about, this is all a symptom of modernity and luxury and decadence.
You guys, if suddenly the world changed overnight and you didn't get, you didn't know where you're getting bread, there's no, I think I don't get for the movie this week.
I don't need women.
Women is just a fun thing to me.
That's not what I would stand with.
That's not the thing I would stand with, women on women.
It's just I feel like a man and a woman But does that answer your question?
Because men are interested in variety in women.
Versus women are interested in a variety of emotions with one man.
Men are interested in a variety of women with different women sexually.
A lot of women do do it for their man, to be honest.
A lot of them do.
I know they do.
It's a very few that actually be like, oh my gosh, I love this life.
Let's do it.
It's a very fucking few.
And it's because what I just told you, women are useless in relationships a lot of the times, unfortunately, because they require a lot.
Most of you just said you're picky, right?
Congratulations.
That means that you require a lot of men if you're picky.
And do you know what you have to give us back to even come close to equalizing reciprocally?
You have to give us children.
There you go.
That suddenly becomes a function that we value of you.
Okay, here's a good question.
I think this is more for me and fresh, but I'll ask this.
When are y'all going to fulfill your purpose as men having kids and taking care of your family?
So I'll turn it to you guys first to answer, then we can follow up after.
Ask the question again.
The question here is, when are y'all going to fulfill your purpose as a man having kids and taking care of your family?
I've already fulfilled that purpose.
I'm fulfilling that too.
Got three.
I want one more.
Are you married?
I see you.
Really?
How long?
How many years?
Oh, like five or something.
Congratulations.
That's cute.
Five or something.
You married?
Yeah, I've been married for over a decade.
Really?
How many kids you got?
I have five.
Congratulations.
Damn, y'all are deep in it.
I have three step kids and two biological kids.
You want another one?
Uh, yeah, maybe one more.
Alright.
Who else got kids?
And Mary.
I'm not a man, so...
I'll say, if I'm the right woman, I'll have kids.
Who?
Fresh?
Yeah.
How many?
Maybe one.
Maybe one?
What's your goal?
Just one.
Just one.
You feel me?
Too unlucky.
Do any of you even want kids?
No.
I do.
I want to come in.
I already have one, so, you know, I'm already...
Thumbs up.
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Let me just, yeah, let's do the science.
You didn't say you had a kid earlier.
They didn't ask me.
They didn't ask you.
He didn't ask her.
Okay, real quick.
Raise of hands.
Who wants to have children?
Thumbs up.
Okay, ladies, ladies, come on.
Throw them up.
Damn, Chile.
What's wrong, babe?
Can you put up a thumb thing?
You said put it up if you want kids.
I don't want kids.
So put it up or down.
The red.
So every girl here wants kids except for her.
That's crazy.
You would never be by my knees.
Andrew, glad you have anything you want to say.
If I find the right person, though, I don't.
To be honest, it's not like I'm desperate.
There's nobody perfect you can find, I'm telling you that.
No, I know.
There's nobody who's prepared for parent life, ever.
I'm not just going to have a kid to have a kid to do anything, that's all.
But you're like 30 what?
I don't know.
You're 35?
Me?
She's...
33.
I have a little time.
No, you don't have time.
No, I'm saying...
I'm saying if I meet someone...
Okay, so that's what I'm saying.
I might not.
But I'm like, ideally, yes.
But I'm not going to...
Let's say you met a guy tomorrow.
You'd probably end up getting married to him and having kids by the time you're like 36.
Like, you never know what happens, guys.
Well, I mean, that's considered a high-risk pregnancy.
I know.
Well, I'm just saying.
Sorry, man.
I would be open to it.
Open?
I love children.
No, not open.
What?
Yeah, because it would be a high-risk pregnancy is the thing.
I mean, some guys will try.
Why'd you, like, put it off?
Like, why didn't you not?
Oh, I am a cautionary tale of my own.
She belongs to the streets.
No.
You believed in feminism 10 years ago?
No.
Never?
I've always wanted the traditional relationship and it to be the man of the head of the household.
Yeah.
And so I expected the men to- What part of North Carolina are you from originally?
Charlotte.
Okay.
So I expected the men that I was dating to play their role, but I wasn't playing my role.
What happened?
I wasn't cooking.
I didn't think I had to.
I thought I could put my two cents in when it wasn't wanted.
It never is.
And I thought, oh well, if these guys that I've been dating don't like that, I'm not going to change.
But I just had an epiphany within the past six months.
So now I'm like, it's not too late for me, right?
I just didn't know.
Any different.
It's too late, bro.
No, sorry.
I'm just kidding.
It's okay.
Maybe I'll be an advocate for girls and be like, listen, don't do what I am.
It's going to have to be huge settling.
There's no real way around it.
And you're...
The person you settle for is not going to be optimal, and you're only going to be able to have maybe one or two kids.
So is it better that I settle, or then I don't get married and not have kids?
I would settle and get married.
I mean, yeah, what is that?
I would significantly lower your standards for Joe Bill, who lives out in the middle of nowhere...
I like countrymen.
You know, maybe he has a beer belly and he drinks a little too much beer and this type of thing, but he treats you good.
You got to count glitter?
Yes.
Oh, please.
Oh, God.
All right, minimum age?
Oh, 30.
Okay, 30 to what?
45.
Okay, you're lowering your standards on this, by the way.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah.
All right, okay.
You are going to, well...
We should start with her real standards, and then we can go to them, just to see where she stands.
But yeah, what's the minimum height?
Keep it real.
5'8", they really could be, I'm 5'3", so...
Okay.
Race.
Any, like I don't have...
Man, come on, man.
Don't do the typical white girl.
I'll take any.
Most white women prefer...
You don't have me.
Most white women overwhelmingly prefer only white men.
They only deal with black dudes if you got some money or some status.
No, no, no.
There's nothing wrong.
Hold on, everybody.
Hold on.
I don't want white people to be scared to say, oh, I don't want to come off as racist.
I'm not scared.
If you prefer white men, that's totally cool.
Don't let anybody shame you.
So what's your preference for actual race?
I honestly, I don't have a specific attraction to certain looks.
Will you do Asian guys?
Yes.
Like, love you long time Asian.
Yeah, what's wrong with them?
Alright, will you do black?
Yes, I would.
I mean...
Damn, that's unacceptable.
Alright, would you do white?
It's unacceptable.
I'm just kidding.
White, yeah.
Hispanic, would you do Hispanic?
Yes.
You'll do all?
You guys just told me to lower my standards anyway.
No, no, no.
We want your real standards so that we can get a real...
Okay, bare minimum education for you then.
There's men that don't go to college anymore and they make way more than everyone else.
So I wouldn't say...
I mean, high school.
High school.
All right.
Bare minimum income then.
Be honest about this.
70,000.
Okay.
That's to make more than a teacher.
Okay.
Can he be obese?
No.
Okay.
And then obviously not married, right?
No.
Okay.
Let's go ahead.
Obese though with the BMI thing, it's a little weird if you've ever looked it up.
Like somebody can be barely over the line and be technically obese.
So maybe uncheck that.
But most of them fall past that line.
You think?
Okay.
All right.
Let's see.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let's pray for me.
The BMI indicator works for most people.
Meow.
Okay, that's a lot.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh, you got it!
It's better than ours.
Yeah, if it's being better than almost nothing, it's still almost nothing.
You are a teacher of 2%.
You can't pass for 2%.
Hey, I haven't seen you guys pull up a higher percentage in your past shows, so I'm just saying.
No, there was one girl that got like one or two cat bags.
Yeah.
2.3 we can whittle down real quick too by asking questions like, what about having stepchildren?
What about having...
I'm a teacher.
I love kids.
They love me.
I would be the best stepmom.
The stepchild dynamic is not an easy one, right?
Yeah.
So you can move into that.
Then you can move into plenty of other things like you were saying earlier.
What about, is he nice?
Is he kind?
Does he give me the butterflies in my stomach?
All that stuff.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, so it starts to whittle pretty quick.
Because here's the thing, that guy is 2% of the population, right?
And, I mean, you've been single for this long.
I'm sure you've probably come across this guy a few times already, right?
That met these requirements, but you turned him down like...
But you think it's because you didn't...
Well, I only told you my part in it because that's all I can be responsible for.
They have their own issues.
Like what?
Well, I don't know.
Did they break up with you or did you break up with them?
It's been both.
Okay.
And they told you, like, you don't cook and you don't listen?
Or, sorry, or you could give your opinion?
Yeah, I could just, I knew, but I didn't want to accept that, that that was, and my friends would be like, oh, you don't need to listen to him, like, you know, and so here I am.
Let me give each other bad advice.
They really do.
So your friends made a single.
No, I already owned it.
Can I get some credit?
I already said what I did wrong.
And I just have realized it.
Before this, like six months ago and prior, I was like, it's fine.
I'll just be single.
And I'm not a feminist in any sort of way.
But I was like, oh well.
Unlikely.
Unlikely what?
I don't know.
Sorry, no.
Do you think you're not a feminist?
No, I'm not.
Okay, so if you don't mind if I test this out to see if you're actually a feminist or not, do you...
Feminism defined as the egalitarianism or equality between men and women?
No.
Just no.
I think men are way smarter, more logical.
I've always wanted a man boss, like a principal.
They're way better.
They're not emotional.
Like, they don't...
They just think more rationally.
I've always wanted a traditional Christian relationship, like where they're the head.
But I always thought that I had valuable things to say too, and I would put my little sense in when they didn't want me to.
So back to the feminism thing.
I'm not a feminist.
Okay.
All I'm doing is testing it.
That's it.
That's it.
You're talking back like one.
I know, right?
That's it.
Okay, so anyway.
That's going to put your little two cents in there, right?
So anyway.
Yeah, see, there's a...
Yeah, see, he's a willful feminist.
But anyway, right to vote.
Should women have the right to vote?
Not if they're dumb, no.
I mean, I would be fine with not voting.
I would let my husband do it.
And then what does submission mean?
It means that at the end of the day, if you guys have a discussion, it's his word over yours.
And ultimately, he doesn't even have to ask you your opinion.
Okay, and do you agree that that's true?
Yes.
Before, no.
And do you think that the world should be run by a patriarchy?
Yes.
Okay.
Well, I mean, that's basically all of those kind of reject feminist idealism.
Thank you.
But isn't it interesting that you only began to reject feminist idealism six months ago when you found out and determined that that feminist idealism might be the cause of why you're single at this age?
What was the...
I mean, does that seem a bit convenient?
Is it better late than never?
Yes, of course, but you can understand why people might see that as being a convenient thing.
Much like when people convert to Christianity, when they're in their 30s, after having been promiscuous women, things like this, obviously that could be a red flag that perhaps you have ulterior motivations than just...
You know, now I believe it, but do you believe it?
Who knows?
Same thing, when they reformed religion, it's hard to determine if that's actually what they believe, right?
Yeah.
Would you say, because you obviously went to school, you went to college, right?
And I've always, like, would you say that, like, that ideology was kind of built up from, like, going to school?
Like, going to college?
Because it's very, it's very liberal, very...
No.
In North Carolina, like, I mean, where I grew up, that's not, no, it's...
No, but college campuses are...
College campuses are still liberal in North Carolina, for sure.
No.
I... I just thought that I knew best.
Here I am.
That's a feminist tendency, though.
It's like what I'm trying to explain.
Okay, but...
One thing out of all of it doesn't make me a feminist.
If you think that you know best as a woman, that is a feminist tendency.
Um...
Because that pushes away...
Yeah, of course.
It pushes into egalitarianism, right?
I get what you're saying.
It's a masculine trait.
Yeah.
But that's what I didn't realize I was doing in a relationship.
You're still doing it right now.
No.
You're cutting him off right now.
You're answering before he's even finished his statement.
What?
Okay.
Yeah, just shut the fuck up and listen.
Ew, Chris!
I know!
I'm just saying, bro.
I know, but I'm like, do you know what the question is?
Yeah, I think...
He's calling me a feminist and I'm going to say no.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Yeah, but you have feminist tendencies and behaviors, and I don't blame you for it.
I mean, you're 33 years old.
You've been this way for a very long time.
It's going to take you, and you've only realized this six months, you know, and it's very difficult to, like, let go of certain habits and behaviors after you've been that way for the better part of 30 years, you know?
- Can't teach all the dogs do tricks, man. - Whatever. - Oh my God. - Damn. - I don't care, that is a bother me.
- No you don't. - Yeah. - No you don't. - What is your biggestick?
Why?
And then she signed it with a heart, Sarah.
Oh my God.
Who's Sarah?
Me.
Is this yours?
Yeah.
You're Sarah?
We'll start with the married man.
What's your last name?
What's your last name?
You like niggas?
What question is that?
It is good.
It's a strong name.
We'll start with the guys.
Biggest ick for you with women.
I've said this before, I'll say it again, but essentially women I've said this wrong in the past.
I've said cruel, but I do actually mean cruel.
But basically, women who are not kind to children and elderly people, biggest.
That's the biggest one.
Something about that is destructive to maternal instincts.
And here's what I've noticed.
I've noticed that lots of women talk a lot of shit about kids.
When nobody's around, they talk, oh, they're gross, they're disgusting, they talk all, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, they talk a hell of shit.
Talk all kinds of shit about kids and the elderly constantly.
It's terrible.
Okay.
I think that's a fantastic trait men need to have when screening for a potential serious girlfriend or wife.
Yeah, antinatalism is fucking disgusting.
It's part of feminism.
Just a drunk, belligerent, you know, slurry, loud, you know.
I don't think women should be drunk.
Ever.
I think.
Well said.
Have your wife ever got drunk?
Not even tipsy.
I got a question.
Have your wife ever got drunk with you before?
I mean, before, yeah.
What'd you do?
I was like, I don't like my wife drunk.
Did she throw up?
Was it bad?
No, it's not about throwing up.
I'd actually rather be thrown up by a woman than listen to her talk when she's drunk.
Oh, shit.
She talks too much.
Damn Jim Bob with the facts.
I hope she's not watching this.
She doesn't want to be drunk like that.
So she doesn't drink anymore?
No.
Yeah, I'll drink a little.
I don't drink much.
They learned that lesson.
Yeah.
She must have had a whole conversation a whole night.
Biggest ick with women, I would say, when they do drugs.
I don't know MDMA or no Molly.
It's just weird.
And then I don't know what's going to happen.
And then it's just like, yo, you want me to do that shit with you?
Hell no.
But it's just drugs.
Yeah.
Drugs, alcohol, because it leads to other things.
So yeah.
Yeah, that's big.
I've never done a drug in my life.
I've not even smoked weed.
Weed smells.
It stinks.
I have like...
And then I'm kind of...
Yes.
I have like a...
What's the word?
Like...
I used to work on the southwest border, seizing thousands of pounds of marijuana from drug cartels and shit.
So I'm scarred by the smell of marijuana.
I think it's disgusting and it's fucking terrible.
You know what's worse?
Cigarettes.
Cigarettes are terrible, too.
That's a total turn-off, bro.
If a girl's smoking cigarettes, I'm like, bro, what's wrong with you, man?
Because I look at it as a woman, your job is to be pretty and not be annoying.
And it's like, why are you fucking up?
You have one job.
Or fat girls, too.
That's another disgusting one.
Bro, why are you destroying yourself when this is your most important commodity?
Because we don't really care about what you guys think or your intelligence that much.
As long as you're not annoying and you're like...
I would say you don't have to be intelligent, but as long as you're inquisitive, I would prefer someone that's inquisitive over someone that's super-intelligent.
Because if you're inquisitive, you could become intelligent.
You're the willingness to learn.
But I don't know.
Yeah, like, drug user girls, drunk girls, I agree with you 100% that, like, drunk women is fucking terrible.
And just whores.
Yeah.
There you go.
How dare you!
Girls that behave like that, yeah.
How many more, Chris?
And then, like, purple-hair feminists.
Four more.
Ah, that's terrible.
I would agree.
Would you guys agree for purple-hair feminists?
Even, yeah.
Yeah.
Hair feminists.
Girls that say stupid shit, like, that's problematic.
Like, what, bitch?
Shut up.
They get worse.
They get worse as you go up the education line.
Oh, yeah.
If you look at the data, there's nothing, nothing that just makes you want to lose your mind more than that.
Like that dumb lawyer, that 304 lawyer says that dumb shit, you know?
The data.
Yeah.
You bring her on.
Bring that chick on, Jafar, on Fresh and Fit.
She's the worst, man.
They hate her, dude.
I've wrecked her twice.
I'll wreck her a third time on Fresh and Fit.
Chat, y'all want that?
Nope.
Y'all want...
Hold on, hold on.
Let me ask the chat.
We'll do it on the sexual revolution.
Give me ones in the chat if y'all want me to bring that fucking annoying bimbo on and have Andrew debate her.
Give me ones in the chat.
Two if you guys don't want me to.
We might see two.
You tell me.
Let's see what they say.
All right.
Ones if you guys want it.
Twos or no?
W-chat!
It's a lot of twos.
It's a lot of ones.
I see one.
They're like, hell no.
I thought two was no, right?
Two is no, yeah.
One is yes.
Yeah, it's a lot of twos.
I see more twos.
I see a lot of twos.
I see more ones.
Am I blind?
No, no.
I see more ones.
All right.
I thought I see my ones too.
I'll read the chats.
W-chat.
I wish we could do a poll on Rumble.
Soundboard suggestion.
Curb your enthusiasm theme song when Frank Castle visits.
I don't know.
I've never seen that show.
Jason Todd, 91.
Girl, I read the Bible twice.
Andrew, which part did you like?
The part with my name in it.
No, that was me!
He was talking to me.
Yes, and he says, Andrew's cigarettes cause cancer and alcohol.
Cirrhosis of the liver.
Alcohol causes more destruction than prostitution ever has.
Prostitution often involves alcohol and smoking.
You'd fit right in.
Oh, this is the guy that tried to criticize you before.
Yeah, what do you have to say to that?
Yeah, so it is...
It is true that alcohol probably on a wider scale has caused more damage than prostitution, but so fucking what?
That doesn't mean anything.
You can say that people can engage in these behaviors and that they're fine.
Having a drink is not a sin.
Having a drink is not even a problem.
Being a fucking drunk, that's a problem.
Prostitution, though, is always wrong, regardless of degree.
That's what makes me smart and you fucking stupid.
Because I understand that that's obvious.
It should be obvious to everybody on planet Earth, but some dumb motherfuckers like you just can't get your head around the fact that smoking a cigarette isn't sucking 500 dicks.
I don't know why you don't get it, but I don't know.
Also, Christianity, we're not Muslims.
We can drink.
I don't know where you get this idea.
We're also not consequentialists.
We're not any of this.
You guys made this fucking shit up.
You're all fucking stupid.
And you drive me crazy.
By the way, that logic, whoever sent that in, you shouldn't be driving a car.
Because it causes a lot of death.
Well, far more damage than prostitution ever has.
Actually, number one.
For accidents, yeah.
What's up next, sir?
Hold on.
Chat the polls up on my IG. Marcy Poxton.
So, Andrew versus three followers.
So, go vote.
Oh, shit.
You got it up on your IG right now?
Yep.
Yo, guys, go to Chris's Instagram right now.
I see what you're trying to do with nigga farming.
No, no.
Go to Aaron C.Poxin on Instagram and vote right now, motherfuckers, and we'll read the announcement at the end of the show.
Anything else we got here?
Real Trump says, first should have...
What?
His biggest ick is when a woman tries to trap you with a baby.
Oh, shit.
Especially if that girl can't pronounce the letter L. Like what?
What?
Don't worry.
What the fuck?
Don't worry about it.
Corny.
Stop playing, baby.
Stop playing.
All right.
Anything else?
No, that's it.
We caught up.
Caught up?
Yep.
All right.
All right.
We'll get last thoughts from the girls.
Guys, go vote on Chris's Instagram, Aaron C. Pox.
And if you guys want to see the 304 Laura vs.
Andrew Wilson on Fresh and Fit.
All right.
So girls on the show, hate it, love it.
How's the show for you?
We'll start here.
It was great.
I enjoyed myself.
Y'all are entertaining as hell.
Much different from what I thought it was going to be.
What did you think it was going to be?
Y'all don't want to know that answer.
How dare you!
What about you?
She thought we were just going to roast her for having you.
Pretty much.
Pretty much.
So it was a good experience.
Now I have to decide if I love my standards or start to adopt the cats.
But it's pretty fun.
I had a good time, guys.
She's not lowering your standards.
She's not lowering your standards.
Fantastic.
At least you know that the guy you want is in the top 1%.
Alright, what about you?
My experience was amazing, actually.
I really enjoyed myself.
You guys are real cool.
Are you a prostitute, though?
No!
What the fuck?
No.
How come you disagreed earlier you were, though?
So what are you?
I never agreed that I was.
You did.
We walked through it.
I said I'm an exotic dancer.
Never said I was a prostitute.
And you did for me.
No matter what I do, I can't give it.
I get it because you guys are totally convinced.
They understand.
They get it.
And then by the end of the show...
Anyways, I enjoy myself and I would love to come back again.
This is fun.
You can only come back, I guess, if you quit dancing.
I don't dance anymore.
Two weeks, babe.
Friday is my last day.
Friday is my last day.
Today is Monday.
Hold on.
No, she really did though.
I respect that.
You said you submitted your two weeks, right?
Yes.
Where do you work at?
Silk exotics on Water Street What's your stage name?
What's your stage name?
Crazy Red.
Crazy Red, yeah.
Is Crazy Red here?
Niggas bring their horses to the club with them.
Niggas ride their horseback.
That's wild.
What about you?
What about you?
I had such a good time.
Thank you guys for having me.
I can take the hate or the jokes because you're right.
And I'm going to take all the things y'all said into consideration.
Wish me good luck.
Thank you for coming.
She might.
Thank you.
I didn't even get to ask this.
What made you come to this epiphany, as you would say?
What made you say damn?
I mean, I don't know.
God put it in my heart or something.
Was it this show or was it?
Well, I did start watching podcasts and stuff, yeah.
So what did you watch that made you say, damn, maybe this is why?
This podcast, a lot.
I mean, yeah.
But otherwise, I watched Andrew's channel.
Okay, nice.
I watched another podcast that, I mean, I don't know if I'm going to say it.
But yeah, I started watching it and taking it seriously.
And I was like, dang, that, you know, I need to take it in consideration.
Do you like sharks that play in mud?
Wow!
Sharks play in mud?
Don't worry about this guy.
I don't know.
What's he doing, man?
Hey, I'm crazy as hell.
I had a great time.
I don't know.
You had a great time?
Are we ever going to take a rap for somebody ever again?
No.
Nope.
Do you think your boss will be proud of you?
No.
After watching this?
I'll find out tomorrow.
Yeah, her boss is watching the whole time.
Oh, you're going to be like, damn, she's a real one.
She went to jail for that.
She held it down for her boy.
Yeah.
That wasn't her boy.
No, it wasn't.
Yeah, okay.
What about you, Miss Transformation?
Get sober, stay sober, get married, have kids, homeschool, fuck the government, learn how to grow your own food.
NWO, let's go!
New world order.
You know, I support, bro.
Also, you didn't say don't be a prostitute.
That's a good one, too, right?
Don't be a prostitute.
Okay.
Wait, so when are you going to quit OnlyFast?
What?
When are you going to quit OnlyFast?
Tomorrow.
When I'm able to.
I'm working on it right now.
Okay.
Don't be a prostitute.
Don't be a prostitute.
Alright.
What about you?
Yeah, what about you?
Final thoughts.
I fuck with y'all.
Y'all cool.
Yeah.
Period.
I mean, you literally fuck her, right?
Yeah.
Andrew.
Andrew.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I love you, babe.
Let's not bring me...
Well, at least she admitted that women and relationships aren't as...
Come on, stop the fucking act, bro.
We know what it is, bro.
Like, I love you, bro, and you love me, bro.
We're fucking bros.
We're just fucking bros.
That's it.
We're just fucking bros.
That's it, bro.
See, this was not gonna work.
This mic doesn't work.
They probably already have a domestic violence case.
No, we don't, we don't.
Coco!
Coco!
We never fought.
Ever.
Never will.
That's my baby.
I think about I video and it's this.
It would never be a show.
We didn't have to pull each other's wigs off before, man.
We didn't have to.
Monet, tell them, bro, have we?
We didn't put our fucking wigs off each other.
No, that's weird.
Fuck no.
What?
That's weird.
All right, what about you?
I had a good time.
Oh, okay.
Imagery.
Just let me know when y'all ready for me to come back.
Bro, you ain't say nothing.
You ain't ask me nothing.
Well, no, she was listening intently.
Yeah, and I was saying my little things on the side.
She'd be respectful.
Yeah, but she didn't say nothing, though.
You ain't ask me nothing.
I feel like next time we need to talk more.
We have to hold panel some.
She wants kids, that's good.
Are those contacts by the way?
Okay.
I can't see for shit.
Oh, period.
Same girls.
Yeah, I can't see.
Same girls.
Same girls.
Same.
I love her eyes, though.
I got context.
Yeah, they're same.
Okay.
Wow.
Nice.
Who the fuck is a 304 lawyer?
Who did that?
Me, bro!
That was me!
That was a big moment.
What the fuck, Mo?
Did you see that again?
Oh, no, no.
She said they want her back home.
Yeah, he hates her.
Who?
Don't worry, ladies.
Isn't it?
They want us to?
Yeah, they want it.
What about you guys?
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Alright, thank you.
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Yeah.
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