April 28, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
06:00:31
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| Because I also pick DPS. What if you pick DPS and I play another role? | |
| I can play Halo, it's fine. | |
| I'll work on my Ana. | |
| It's good practice. | |
| You seem like you're miserable playing support. | |
| Nah, I don't mind it, bro. | |
| I don't mind it. | |
| I've been playing like with one hand because I've just been like, I don't know, I've been like itchy and shit, so I've been like itching like, oh god. | |
| Why one hand? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I'm saying every now and then. | |
| Are you sure you can take ibuprofen, Mario? | |
| Because what if you're allergic? | |
| Maybe I am allergic. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Man, if you're allergic to ibuprofen, then... | |
| I'm good. | |
| I live. | |
| All right, I think we're live now. | |
| What's up chat? | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| We're live on Twitter. | |
| Should be live on Rumble here in a bit. | |
| You're gonna start what? | |
| Hey there. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, those little wires. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| We got Doom. | |
| They're coming top. | |
| They're coming top. | |
| He's doing Doom on me right now. | |
| He's, uh... | |
| Check me! | |
| Check me! | |
| Please! | |
| Please! | |
| What happened? | |
| Ana's not healing me I'm healing our doomfuck right now, man K up. | |
| K up. | |
| Objective lost. | |
| Stop the pain. | |
| I need a copy of my body. | |
| Better luck in this time. | |
| No fist behind. | |
| Pushing the power down. | |
| Holy! | |
| I was trying to heal you, but you were on the corner. | |
| Yeah, there's no chance. | |
| He killed that damage. | |
| What? | |
| Doofus slapped the... | |
| You're dead. | |
| You're dead. | |
| Rebur running. | |
| Burn. | |
| Burn. | |
| Here we go one. | |
| Here we go one. | |
| Slug them, slug them, don't wake them up. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I have delayed projectile, man. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I got a nano, who wants it? | |
| I'm healing, I'm healing you. | |
| Select the Doomfist again. | |
| Nah, someone woke him up. | |
| The fuck nigga? | |
| The fuck was that noise? | |
| Double audio? | |
| I got it right now. | |
| I won't give in. | |
| Alright. | |
| You guys should be good. | |
| You shouldn't hear no double audio now. | |
| Chat. | |
| Duplicating Reaper. | |
| I've got you in my sights Doom is one I got him, I'm working. | |
| I'm going to go on top. | |
| Oh, Doomfist nevermind Repair one I don't know one up top I got you got you | |
| I got you some... | |
| Keep going back, man. | |
| I'm stealing, taking care of you. | |
| Imponising! | |
| This is your warning. | |
| Soldier's gonna ult prop. | |
| Meteor Strike! | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| For a price. | |
| You're powered up! | |
| Nice. | |
| Good stuff, guys. | |
| Nice. | |
| Let's go man Back up there, Marin. | |
| You're not sitting there. | |
| You're not safe there. | |
| Donna's one. | |
| Yeah, I'll go kill right on, okay? | |
| I'm gonna be challenging. | |
| Right. | |
| I see one. | |
| I don't know what that. | |
| Enough whining. | |
| You're fine. | |
| I've got you. | |
| Libber behind you. | |
| Damn. | |
| I can die. | |
| Oh, she got me. | |
| Still got me, Mary? | |
| Man Heal Doom, you got this man What? | |
| Hele I was on the point I was on the point. | |
| I don't know what the fuck happened then man K-up, K-up, K-up 0 to 3 | |
| Switching sides *sniff* | |
| *sniff* I will not leave a broken world behind You okay, bro? | |
| You need to go back to the zoo? | |
| What is happening with you? | |
| Yeah, I know what's wrong with this dude, bro. | |
| What's wrong with you, Baidah? | |
| You sound weird, bro. | |
| I'm gay. | |
| You're what? | |
| Bro, why are there so many weirdos on this fucking game, bro? | |
| As soon as I turn the stream on, people start getting weird, man. | |
| You fired once, they both fell. | |
| Beautiful. | |
| That's not the word I would choose. | |
| Always weirdos on this shit, man. | |
| Never fails. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Capture, object, aim. | |
| let's give them their medicine i remember this feeling enemy target a challenger find the soldier at the hagen Punch them off the Haggund. | |
| Come and sweep. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Aw man. | |
| Alright, uh... | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Heal me, Ana! | |
| What are doing? | |
| Shut the fuck up, kid. | |
| How about you don't have shit for this thing? | |
| You're whiffing on me. | |
| You're so fucking whiffing. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm gonna control myself here in a second, but if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm seriously about to start cooking you, bro. | |
| How you gonna do it all? | |
| Because first game that I'm on, one idiot has to come in and say some stupid shit. | |
| I'm not with it because I didn't even shoot you. | |
| Why are you so mad? | |
| Why are you so mad? | |
| Because you're a retard. | |
| Yeah, why are you taking it to Harlow that I'm a retard? | |
| Because you're a retard. | |
| It's annoying. | |
| I don't like retards. | |
| Yeah, but if you didn't like me, you would have mewed me by now. | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| Stupid foreigner fuck. | |
| I'm on payload behind you, only got mercy guys. | |
| Incoming! | |
| Like a what? | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Yeah, you're pulled, brother. | |
| You can't set anyone on Twitch. | |
| What's your stream? | |
| Rocket Barrage incoming! | |
| Don't push him Eren, go back. | |
| Keep going back. | |
| I'm bouncing off. | |
| Alright! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm not finished. | |
| Alright, time to lock in, man. | |
| Okay, time to lock in, man. | |
| I got an NL, by the way. | |
| You want it, Ankhorn? | |
| in a second Why did we use nano? | |
| Why are you ugly? | |
| Nobody's asking that question, alright? | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Why the fuck are we using nano? | |
| Playing nano. | |
| Because we got 4 and 6 and... | |
| Yeah, but why don't you use your game sans? | |
| Why are you just bronze? | |
| Because we got 4 and 6 and Mercy. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Yeah, like Mercy is supposed to be getting killed. | |
| You died too much. | |
| Dude, what the fuck are you doing? | |
| Like, shut up. | |
| They're like... | |
| I'm here. | |
| You'll have to try harder than that. | |
| Over here! | |
| I have you! | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| I need the cat. | |
| Let's get the payload moving again. | |
| Enemy coming ahead. | |
| What the hell? | |
| We're getting resed. | |
| We're getting resed. | |
| Anti-nade on the doom He's behind you guys you guys zoom for smile jump. | |
| They got no healer they They got no healer. | |
| But I have nano again. | |
| Yeah, I need two nano. | |
| I did not mean to nano you man. | |
| It's all good, it's all good. | |
| Doom? | |
| Doom one? | |
| What's wrong, Bronmy? | |
| 1 HP. | |
| 1hp, 1hp. | |
| Arm. | |
| Nice. | |
| Ah! | |
| Anna low, Anna low. | |
| I don't want to fight. | |
| This is not the end. | |
| Yeah, we got this. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| Got a burr in your side. | |
| Step right up. | |
| enemy gear build for slept over here action Good catch. | |
| Heroes never die, for a price. | |
| Nice. | |
| Reloading. | |
| Alright, we just gotta hold them. | |
| It's overtime? | |
| I think we got a minute. | |
| One more chance. | |
| Oh yeah, we're gone one minute. | |
| I will not leave a broken world behind. | |
| I see we got some retards in the chat talking shit today. | |
| Awesome. | |
| Frost X Fire, Michael the Sniper, Rumbo, you bitch-ass niggas. | |
| I don't know why you guys are even in here. | |
| Like, honestly. | |
| If you're gonna be in here talking shit, why the fuck are you here, man? | |
| Like, I'd really like to see some of you fucking haters in real life, bro, so I can smack the fucking taste out your mouth. | |
| You guys are irritating as fuck, man. | |
| You guys are annoying. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Bitch-ass niggas talking shit in a fucking chat. | |
| Guys, don't leave. | |
| Keep talking shit. | |
| Keep talking shit. | |
| Shut the fuck up kid Fucking weirdos. | |
| Watching people that you don't even like. | |
| I don't fuck with y'all niggas and you over here watching our shit, man. | |
| You're fucking losers, man. | |
| *fucked* Noom law, noom law! | |
| I'm gonna cry now, kept you alive there. | |
| Yeah, I kept you alive. | |
| 50 more times. | |
| I think I've saved you back about 25 times now. | |
| Fern's having you once. | |
| Gunner it. | |
| Yep. | |
| Over here. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| I'm here. | |
| What? | |
| Uh, uh, um. | |
| Yeah, you're wrong. | |
| Fuck man. | |
| Alright, let's just hold it. | |
| Why do you have to keep making sheep noises though, Mercy? | |
| You good? | |
| What sheep noises? | |
| I understand, you're familiar with sheep. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Maybe a hybrid. | |
| And a sheep. | |
| Are you good? | |
| Burn. | |
| Michael Sniper, you're a fucking weirdo. | |
| You've been here for fucking hours talking shit. | |
| You fucking weirdo. | |
| You fucking weirdo. | |
| What do you got, Tracer? | |
| Five. | |
| Don't stay with Doom, Myron. | |
| Go there, go there. | |
| Doom Tracer? | |
| Reaper? | |
| I'm near. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| I see you. | |
| First one, uh, first one. | |
| Reaper's low, Reaper's low. | |
| There's a low. | |
| Byron, be careful. | |
| You're very open. | |
| Yeah, I'm going back. | |
| The Reaper tried to chase me. | |
| I got away. | |
| Oh, he's still here! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Alright, he's off point. | |
| Oh, he died, he died, he died. | |
| I need heal, I need heal. | |
| I need heal! | |
| I need heal! | |
| Soldier, I need heal! | |
| Please? | |
| I got you. | |
| That is dead. | |
| Select him. | |
| He's one. | |
| Good finish. | |
| I got him. | |
| Carry. | |
| Carry, weak on the side. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I'll go for high ground. | |
| Don't jump down, Marin. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Don't jump down. | |
| I had to, bro. | |
| There is Marin. | |
| Yeah, if they're all diving you, they jump down. | |
| Soldier is one only, uh, can't go for soldier? | |
| Oh, you can't use the armor. | |
| Select him. | |
| Let him sleep. | |
| Oh no! | |
| Why? | |
| Why'd you wake him up? | |
| My bad. | |
| My bad. | |
| He can do nothing though. | |
| He can do nothing. | |
| He can do nothing. | |
| It's okay. | |
| My bad. | |
| Myron, I got 100 pins. | |
| Every time I stop, my body is still going. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Hold up the defense until the end. | |
| I'm coming back from spawn right now. | |
| They're all on second floor. | |
| They all go right there. | |
| They all go right there. | |
| They're almost out of sight. | |
| Ripper on point. | |
| Hilari won. | |
| Doing his anti. | |
| Ripper no fate. | |
| Ripper no fate. | |
| McCree 1. | |
| Slap to Doom. Repair no fate. Repair no fate. | |
| Bro. Doom leave and come back. | |
| Don't go offline, come back. | |
| Rest, rest, we got this, we got this, we got this. | |
| Can we touch? | |
| Killers all low! | |
| Oh my god, touch! | |
| Wow. KG. | |
| Damn. | |
| I have my fingers. | |
| Nice. | |
| And they got fucked. - Play of the game. | |
| This dude is a weirdo, man. | |
| Yo, we're not playing with you ever again, bro. | |
| You a fucking weirdo. | |
| I'm awarding you, buddy. | |
| Like, who gets on Overwatch and makes cat noises? | |
| Like, you're a fucking widow, bro. | |
| Fucking dumbass, man. | |
| fucking whack jobs on this fucking game bro These are the people in your chat talking shit Probably. | |
| In real life. | |
| It probably sound like that too. | |
| Well prepared to attack, pal. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Another day, another battlefield. | |
| Brave of you to show your face after what happened in Montecristi. | |
| Well, it is a pretty big face. | |
| Yeah, every time my stream, there's always someone told him to place LD. We're in for a smooth ride, right? | |
| Right? | |
| Every battle makes me stronger. | |
| Our infused sparkling waters are very refreshing. | |
| Hello. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Payloads moving. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Feeling better? | |
| That's better. | |
| Position and healing power! | |
| Over here. | |
| Get away from me! | |
| A round of healing! | |
| I see an enemy. | |
| Emotality still has deplored. | |
| Secure that calm. | |
| Brace yourself. | |
| I'm moving to the end. | |
| You are completely healed. | |
| Mobilize. | |
| Forward. | |
| I can't move the fire. | |
| I can't move my fireball. | |
| Don't touch me. | |
| Holy cow. | |
| God damn it. | |
| Stay near the end. | |
| Wow, okay. | |
| This was a team? | |
| Uh, uh, um. | |
| Sorry, I wasn't in team shot there. | |
| Maybe two. | |
| Healing you up. | |
| We now require. | |
| Is that just like it's anything? | |
| Engaged. | |
| I'm not killed Kill Ana! | |
| No one. | |
| You're going to kill me. | |
| No. | |
| Let them out! | |
| I follow. | |
| Over there, right? | |
| Over 60 seconds remaining. | |
| You're in. | |
| You are completely healed. | |
| I'll get you. | |
| Excellent! | |
| Keep the payload moving. | |
| This feels good though, man. | |
| We've been winning most of our games. | |
| I can play healer at a diamond level, which is good to know. | |
| Without getting destroyed. | |
| I'm on the Chinaman's account for audience. | |
| You guys wondering, yo, why are you on a Chinese account, Myron? | |
| Yes, I'm on Chinaman's account because I got banned on all the ones. | |
| Me! | |
| A shot of hell. | |
| I see an enemy. | |
| What bullet? | |
| Payloads moving out. | |
| Core temperature rising I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on | |
| a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot I'm on a D.Va woodshot *Bad* | |
| You got hog? | |
| Gengie's right there Wow, okay Here's her nobility There's her no recall. | |
| Literally, she's getting a ping on drugs. | |
| They're getting rolls, so it doesn't matter. | |
| no one can have it on my side. | |
| Gunji gunji gunji. | |
| No! | |
| What a sleep I'm the cream of the Ladies and gentlemen! | |
| Start your engines! | |
| Everyone's getting better! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Let me have a joke. | |
| What? | |
| Let me have a joke. | |
| I'm not going to do it. | |
| We need to get this payload moving again. | |
| Wee! | |
| Dipped up shape. | |
| Careful. | |
| This is sticky. | |
| This is sticky. | |
| Fogs. | |
| Uh oh. | |
| I'm on YouTube? | |
| Oh my god, I did not mean to be on YouTube. | |
| I gotta end the stream, man. | |
| I'm on YouTube as well. | |
| Holy. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Okay, that's not good. | |
| I did not know that we're gonna be streaming on YouTube. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Didn't mean to be streaming on YouTube, though. | |
| You can up! | |
| Phase the sunrise! | |
| Stay in here, we get more time to kill! | |
| We got you, everyone! | |
| You can see the kills all over there! | |
| I cage him! | |
| I cage them! | |
| I cage them! | |
| Come behind you! | |
| The nano blade is useless now. | |
| I need to heal it! | |
| No! | |
| No! | |
| You guys got this, right? | |
| Never mind. | |
| Maybe, maybe we got this, maybe. | |
| Can we touch? | |
| I can, I can, I can! | |
| I can touch! | |
| Keeping you guys up, keeping you guys up. | |
| Sacrifice my save, guys. | |
| Come on. | |
| I'm trying, I'm trying, bro. | |
| That wasn't a bad push. | |
| Yeah, I'll switch. | |
| I'll switch, I'll switch. | |
| Yo, what's our record right now by the way? | |
| Seven? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, we're on YouTube right now too. | |
| My bad. | |
| Six and three? | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, I'm going to get off YouTube here for a bit. | |
| Thank God I didn't swear too much or go too crazy on people. | |
| I almost never stream on YouTube. | |
| I don't think you said anything bad. | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| I didn't I will not leave a broken world behind A mother's work is never done. | |
| Look at us! | |
| Two superstars out in a bath! | |
| Uh... what? | |
| We should keep our heads there, but I don't want the paparazzi finding us. | |
| Right. | |
| It's probably risky for us to talk at all. | |
| Hello. | |
| Alright. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Alright! | |
| Alright! | |
| Since we're live on everything accidentally, my bad chat did not mean to be live on YouTube and we're here. | |
| This is meant to be our rumble stream only and X. We're live on everything. | |
| You know what? | |
| You guys are gonna watch me smack these boys up Genji gone, idiot Nice maestrum | |
| We can kill him, we can kill him right there Yeah, we can kill this arc. | |
| I got you, I got you. | |
| He's anti. | |
| Kill him. | |
| Alright, nice. | |
| Yeah, stop boy. | |
| Stand up straight. | |
| Feels better. | |
| Thanks. | |
| I'm gonna ulti them soon. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| 84 nano. | |
| Got you, got you. | |
| Who wants nano? | |
| Got it. | |
| We'll go in a second. | |
| Be ready. | |
| You're powered up. | |
| Get in there. | |
| Get you one I do a lot of damage with that nano I didn't even know. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| *Sk* *Sk* *Sk* Oh! | |
| Oh sh*t Okay Ah, man. | |
| Ezra is charged up. | |
| She melted us. | |
| Yeah? | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| You live, you think, Ryze? | |
| I live, I live, I live. | |
| But he can't touch. | |
| Killing Pylon out! | |
| Can I get one? | |
| The oil has reached. | |
| I appreciate the support. | |
| Hearing fire on the floor. | |
| Get them hot potato. | |
| What's better here? | |
| I see an enemy I see an enemy. | |
| I have bombs. | |
| Can we kill the Zarya? | |
| Kill Zarya. | |
| Kill Zarya. | |
| She had no bubbles. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I slept her and then she got Suzy. | |
| Just keep doing damage. | |
| Keep doing that. - I need that. - I need that. | |
| - I need that. - I have to keep going. - I have to keep going. - I have to keep going. | |
| Zarya. | |
| Zarya low. | |
| - Hello, hello. - Hello. - Nice to meet you. - Don't hold me back. - I was the main brother. | |
| They broke my tire. - What's up, man? | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Enough whining, you're fine. | |
| I got a nano gun. | |
| Uh... | |
| This is funny one! | |
| What? | |
| They have Winston? | |
| This is a good boss. | |
| Who wants nano? | |
| Uh, not right now. | |
| Maybe me. | |
| Not right now, not right now. | |
| Alright. | |
| I will tell you what. | |
| No, no man! | |
| Okay, I'll... | |
| These kids are getting rolled. | |
| Scrubs Oh Late. | |
| I need- I need- Oh, okay. | |
| Oh! | |
| He went right for me, man. | |
| I almost sucked him, but I threw an 8 at him and he got suzu'd, man. | |
| Whatever, we held him for a good amount, though. | |
| Oh Lee, Timmy is just doing the damage, huh? | |
| Oh, I'm dead there. I'm dead there. | |
| Got her. | |
| Where's he at? | |
| We'll see one! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Ladies and gentlemen! | |
| Help Ana! | |
| It's fine. | |
| We'll be able to get one more fight and stop them. | |
| Ah, we win. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Yeah, they got destroyed. | |
| Yeah, we win. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Alright! | |
| GG guys, GG. GG. I can do one more. | |
| Let's do one more and win this. | |
| One more? | |
| Alright. | |
| You want me to try Q and up his DPS on this one? | |
| Whatever you want bro. | |
| Alright, let me try. | |
| Alright, only lets me kill this healer. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| All right. | |
| Sometimes I get a little confused. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| What do you guys want? | |
| You guys want Ana or Baptiste? | |
| Ana. | |
| I want her. | |
| Source the team. | |
| Your nades have been crazy today, bro. | |
| Ana is the pick. | |
| Alright? | |
| We are two in the voice, I think. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna destroy these scrubs. | |
| Yeah, Brian. | |
| Guys, I do play Variety, I'm just playing healer today, so... | |
| big nade in there i'm gonna throw a nade in there point point here i can see you guys uh cassie's on the top uh with the bottom yeah they're all coming back | |
| mccree bottom middle mccree bottom middle oh they're like that arresting too okay oh my god i'm going to sell the pawns Big nade on there. | |
| Don't jump down, man. | |
| I slept there. | |
| I slept there. | |
| There's a... | |
| There's a... | |
| There's a behind me. | |
| Reach. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Mr. | |
| Russ is being annoying. | |
| He's still alive somehow. | |
| But they're gonna chase me. | |
| Alright, I'll chase you. | |
| Yeah, don't jump down. | |
| I'm going to contest the punt. | |
| I still have some fighting. | |
| Yeah, just contest. | |
| Let's see how much we can build it. | |
| oh okay I got married to me because... | |
| I'll just take the upnick I'll just take the upnick This tracer is all over me man I thought I had no recoil at hand though. | |
| It was pretty off. | |
| Yeah, Pharah. | |
| I will swap. | |
| I don't want to die I will go for Adna If you see Ana, just ping. | |
| I almost killed the Pharah. | |
| Orisa is trying to come into point right now. | |
| Her ant tracer in there. | |
| I'm going to contest. | |
| Contesting. | |
| Wow. | |
| I killed two. | |
| So she's going to touch for sure. | |
| I'm going to stay on the front. | |
| They are coming, uh... | |
| They are coming, prompt. | |
| Alright. | |
| Incoming! | |
| For what? | |
| Oh he can one shot me, I forgot Tracer's on me 3 calls I'm with you Q-Rom Orisa, Orisa Help Doom, help Doom Nanoing if we don't die One shot on her, let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's fucking go, bro. | |
| These kids! | |
| Vera can one shot me now. | |
| I always forgot that. | |
| Every battle makes me stronger. | |
| Yeah, so chat, we had to take down the stream of the live show. | |
| It's on Rumble, it's not on YouTube because Wes is going a little crazy with certain words. | |
| So we had to do it. | |
| Is this a streamer? | |
| Yes. | |
| Who? | |
| And for the YouTube ninjas on here, yes, I got banned. | |
| Both my accounts. | |
| Cab the T-Bag got banned, and J-Bills got banned, so I'm using Chinaman's account right now. | |
| You were banned for T-Bag? | |
| No, I got banned for a bunch of other reasons. | |
| For what? | |
| It's a long story. | |
| Twister by his side. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Arisa, anti-hit... | |
| Oh my god bro *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink* We're getting killed Dressa Okay we're going to try to protect our Ana, okay? | |
| *wink* Tracer next to you. | |
| Yeah, Vogue. | |
| Tracer dead. | |
| Let's go. - I'll go for it. | |
| Hog! | |
| He's anti-healed. | |
| Him and McCree. | |
| He could die. | |
| Of course. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Nice, nice! | |
| Oh my god, that's... | |
| Nice, I'll play. | |
| Yeah, you're nice for being employed, Maren. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Even though this tracer's coming after me like crazy. | |
| But it's fine. | |
| I just stay with our Kiriko. | |
| He can protect you. | |
| Uh, what can flank me do? | |
| She sucks. | |
| If it's one-on-one, I can kill her. | |
| But she always has the Orisa or somebody with her. | |
| Yo, Kiri weak on the point. | |
| Kiri weak below. | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| We got you, we got you. | |
| See? | |
| Sarissa just ran right at me. | |
| I go out on my turns. | |
| I have no pulse. | |
| There they are. | |
| Get ready. | |
| I'll keep you up. | |
| Just keep that coming. | |
| I got an ammo. | |
| You want to engage with it? | |
| Nah, you got it bro. | |
| Bro you got it. - Body, body's slow. | |
| Incoming! | |
| Ah! | |
| Three darks is dead. | |
| I got children in there. | |
| Tactical visor activated. | |
| Ah, Tracer was weak. | |
| Hello. | |
| Hi. | |
| Tracer always can kill everyone. | |
| You'll have to try harder than that. | |
| My name's Cassidy. | |
| We touch her now. | |
| Yeah, we do, we do. | |
| You guys on the right. | |
| I got healed. | |
| Can I got you? | |
| Can I got you? | |
| He-heal me please? | |
| Ugh. | |
| For all the idiots talking smack about Wes, guys. | |
| Wes is a friend of the show. | |
| He's been on the show before. | |
| Obviously, him and Andrew Wilson had some disagreements. | |
| They went back and forth. | |
| Two men arguing. | |
| It is what it is. | |
| I let them say what they want to say to each other. | |
| They said what they want to say to each other. | |
| Obviously, we still have to keep the show going. | |
| I would have let them keep going. | |
| But... | |
| The venue was not happy with some of the terms Wes was using, so we had to cut it short, which is what I was doing. | |
| Because the guys in the audience were kind of like, hey, you know, what it is, let's have a debate. | |
| So, you guys want to sit here and cry and complain and shit? | |
| Like, shut the fuck up, man. | |
| It's like, you weren't even there at the live show, man. | |
| What was that? | |
| Unit Peel? | |
| What they say is on you? | |
| I'll kill you if you want. | |
| She's going always on you. | |
| Fine, we win this one. | |
| I'm going to play Pant. | |
| My bad. | |
| McCree, Roadhog. | |
| They're on point. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Tracer slipped over here, killer. | |
| Oh, no! | |
| How? | |
| My bad. | |
| I'm so dumb. | |
| That was my bad. | |
| Alright. | |
| 48 nano. | |
| Oh, I got a left. | |
| Nade in him. | |
| He can't heal. | |
| And he just wasted his heal. | |
| For what? | |
| I'm behind the hog man! | |
| Why is that up there? | |
| Couple of them... | |
| who slept? | |
| Hogs slept on bro. | |
| I'm going to have the doom on the punch. | |
| Nano, 95 to Nano. | |
| Tracer on point next to you, Venture. | |
| Tessa one, Tessa one. | |
| Tessa one. | |
| Shit, we gotta get point. | |
| I'm getting point, I'm getting point. | |
| Tessa is a fun way to do it. | |
| Nice, Suzu. | |
| We gotta get a point, guys. | |
| We got it, we got it. | |
| I got nano. | |
| I got nano. | |
| Alright, we gotta hold it the whole time. | |
| This is do or die here. | |
| Can't see you guys over there. | |
| Literally trying to hold you guys. | |
| He's anti on point and Tracer's anti too. | |
| *Gasp* Have we touched? *Gasp* I got a nano if he doesn't stay alive. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Nice, I'm coming in 3 seconds. | |
| You don't have to die. | |
| You ready? | |
| Oh no. | |
| You guys got this. | |
| Only two. | |
| Only two. | |
| Trisha and Hulk. | |
| Kill Hulk and we win. | |
| Point! | |
| Point! | |
| I got stuck. | |
| No touch. | |
| This is a hug. | |
| What we can say. | |
| Yeah, this is too broken. | |
| What is too broken? | |
| I shouldn't have died there. | |
| What did I do? | |
| What's our record bro? | |
| Right now? | |
| uh all right Diamond 2 right now. | |
| Alright guys, I have to go now. | |
| Got things to kick off. | |
| Yeah, have a good one. | |
| No worries, Awkward. | |
| Take it easy, bro. | |
| What's the record right now that we got? | |
| I'm checking now. | |
| I think we're like 8 and 4 or 7 and 4. | |
| 8 and 4, Mario. | |
| 8 and 4? | |
| Let me fix this right here. | |
| What is the record right now? | |
| Oh, eight and four. | |
| Cool. | |
| You wanna play open queue? | |
| Yeah, we could play open queue. | |
| Just relax a bit. | |
| Yeah, we could play some open queue. | |
| With a wide match though, I don't know if we'll get anything. | |
| How is that wide match? | |
| You're, you're a plat one? | |
| And on my... | |
| So, yeah. | |
| So you guys can go ahead and say what you want to say about Wes or whatever. | |
| You guys don't have to like him, but they're going to have... | |
| If you notice, they kept going back and forth even when I told them to chill out. | |
| So it is what it is, man. | |
| man. | |
| Both of them did, so. | |
| I'll be right back All right. | |
| I'm going to end the stream on YouTube, guys, because I accidentally went up on YouTube. | |
| I didn't even mean to go up on YouTube. | |
| So I'm going to end the stream on YouTube, ninjas. | |
| And you guys, come on over, watch our mobile, rommel.com slash freshoffit. | |
| All right? | |
| Come on over. | |
| That is my bad. | |
| bad I apologize I apologize | |
| I apologize | |
| But, yeah, guys, if you want to go ahead and see the live show that we did, it was a great time. | |
| It is on Rumble. | |
| Basically here. | |
| I'll show you on the screen real quick. | |
| Here it is, guys. | |
| Here's the live event right here. | |
| And then the Yacht Party is here. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Why is it only an hour on Rumble? | |
| What the hell? | |
| But yeah, here's a live show here. | |
| We couldn't do it on YouTube because, you know, they went a little crazy. | |
| But, you know, people enjoyed it. | |
| They thought it was a good time. | |
| You know, it was our first live show that we did by ourselves. | |
| We're going to do another one soon. | |
| Probably in a few months. | |
| But this is something that we might do more often because I know you guys wanted to see us do more live shows. | |
| So it'll be a good time. | |
| Got to meet a bunch of people in real life. | |
| That was a good time. | |
| That was really fun. | |
| So... | |
| So yeah, let's unmute this thing real quick. | |
| Let's... | |
| Is it playing? | |
| Oh. | |
| Jesus Christ, look at you, bro. | |
| You got 10-inch arms and tits. | |
| Men don't have tits. | |
| No, they go to prison where they get fucking... | |
| Fuck yeah, they do! | |
| Where they get raped up the ass. | |
| You've never been to prison. | |
| Look at this type of shit you don't know. | |
| They go to prison. | |
| Then they're arguing and shit, so... | |
| It is what it is. | |
| It got better at the... | |
| Obviously, they kind of chilled out and got really cool towards the end, which was nice, you know what I mean? | |
| But yeah, shout out to the audience, man. | |
| Bunch of cool people that were there, met them in person. | |
| You know, it was a good time, man. | |
| It was a good time. | |
| It was definitely a good time. | |
| But yeah, the live show is there, guys, on Rumble. | |
| So... | |
| We got the timestamps in here? | |
| Timestamps should be here. | |
| Obviously, there's always this hater. | |
| What a shit if a crypto bullshit finance camera is like, bruh. | |
| See, like, people are just such fucking haters, man. | |
| It is crazy, bro. | |
| Crazy, crazy, crazy. | |
| People will always find something to bitch about, man. | |
| Always. | |
| Always. | |
| We got Andrew Wilson Monday. | |
| We got Charlie McGill are going to be here. | |
| And then we got Andrew Wilson as well for the nighttime show with the girls. | |
| Then Wednesday we got Sheikh Suleiman. | |
| That's going to be a good time. | |
| I think you guys are going to enjoy that one for sure. | |
| Sheikh Suleiman. | |
| Big on Twitter. | |
| We're going to talk geopolitics. | |
| We're going to talk what's going on with Palestine. | |
| We're going to talk what's going on with Israel. | |
| We're going to talk Russia, Ukraine. | |
| So this is going to be a good time. | |
| Probably you guys saying crypto scammers. | |
| You guys can say whatever you want, but if you had bought the crypto and we told you how to buy it back before, I would have doubled your money. | |
| So call it a scam all you want. | |
| But we tell you guys, yo, invest, invest, invest. | |
| And then it's the same brokies that say the same stupid shit every time. | |
| Every time. | |
| Same brokies. | |
| Ooh, it's a scam. | |
| Alright, dude. | |
| Tell that to everybody that we know that's made hundreds of thousands of dollars, bro. | |
| Fucking idiots. | |
| So, you know, we brought a bunch of guys on at different viewpoints, and that's cool. | |
| I thought it was a good live show. | |
| The guys loved it. | |
| The boat was awesome. | |
| That was a great time. | |
| You're a single mom. | |
| Yep. | |
| But, you know, the brookies are always going to call it a scam, bro. | |
| Like this top quip idiot is gonna call it crypto scammers. | |
| You're an idiot, bro. | |
| You're really an idiot. | |
| That's really what it comes down to. | |
| And you're probably poor. | |
| Right? | |
| And then he says, don't have the scam or Avengers if you don't want criticism. | |
| Fuck you, Top Quib. | |
| Top, fuck you, man. | |
| Like, you hater niggas are really irritating and annoying as fuck. | |
| Because, like, I guarantee most of you guys that are talking shit behind the comfort of your keyboard are fat fucking losers, bro. | |
| That's the reality, is that a lot of y'all are fat fucking losers talking shit. | |
| Haven't accomplished anything in your fucking life. | |
| Because the guys that aren't successful, they don't have time to go in a fucking random YouTuber's chat and talk a bunch of shit and say, Oh! | |
| Scam! | |
| Oh! | |
| Loser! | |
| Oh! | |
| Oh! | |
| Like, fuck you, bro. | |
| Yeah, I think this is too long, man. | |
| Let's just play Roku. | |
| Yeah, we'll play Roku. | |
| in the parochial school. | |
| So. | |
| No, Spizen. | |
| The guys that were there that I watched it live enjoyed the show. | |
| That's what fucking matters the most because the guys that came out and watched the show. | |
| Then they hung out with us on a boat. | |
| That was a great time. | |
| Most of the guys that came to the show were on the boat as well. | |
| The reality is, bro, is that... | |
| We just got a lot of people that just hate watches. | |
| Like, it's actually really fucking crazy how many people hate watches. | |
| Like, they're gonna cry and complain no matter what you fucking do. | |
| They're gonna cry and complain no matter what you fucking do, bro. | |
| So, it is what it is. | |
| People are always gonna have something to say. | |
| People are always gonna have negative shit to say. | |
| So, it is what it is, man. | |
| Really. | |
| Like, it started off as constructive criticism, but most of it now is not even constructive criticism. | |
| It's just straight up, like, just, ah, we're gonna, we're just gonna hate, we're gonna hate. | |
| That's what it is. | |
| That's all it is. | |
| Like, oh, whatever. | |
| So it's like, fuck it, man. | |
| Rock with the people that support you, bro. | |
| The niggas that talk the most shit didn't even pay money to come to the show. | |
| And they would never pay money to come to the show. | |
| Like, you guys gotta understand that. | |
| The people that talk the most shit don't fuck with us. | |
| They don't fuck with us. | |
| They really don't. | |
| They just wanna talk shit. | |
| And that's what it is. | |
| And that's fine, but we're not gonna do shit for haters no more. | |
| Because they don't fuck with us anyway. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| These are people that don't super chat. | |
| These are people that will never come to a live show. | |
| These are people that always cry and complain, but they never donate a dollar and they don't give a fuck about us. | |
| These are the guys that are preying on our downfall. | |
| These are the guys that go ahead and, you know, will send ammunition to the ops. | |
| Like, that's what it comes down to. | |
| So, there's no point, bro. | |
| There's no point. | |
| Like, if you don't fuck with us, you don't fuck with us. | |
| And we're never gonna probably change your mind, so it's fine. | |
| Just make the content for the people that fuck with us and just go from there. | |
| Because the haters are always going to fucking hate, bro. | |
| They're always going to hate. | |
| But I'll tell you this, though. | |
| If you knew how many people came up to me and said I saved their life, or I changed their shit, and they said, yo, fuck these fucking haters, I hate your fucking chat, a lot of them are fucking weirdos and shit like that. | |
| Hey, guys that are successful, guys that make a lot of money, obviously they were able to come on the yacht, and they were able to fucking, you know, come to a live show. | |
| Like, when you see the amount of people that actually rock with us and shit, Like, bruh. | |
| It's huge motivation to keep going. | |
| Huge motivation to keep going. | |
| Just with the amount of people that we've touched and helped and helped impact their life and shit. | |
| That's why we do the show for it. | |
| We do it for those guys. | |
| We don't do it for you fucking dickhead losers that got nothing to say but criticize and talk shit because we'll never make y'all niggas happy anyway. | |
| The Fairweather fans, we don't fuck with y'all, man. | |
| Because all you guys do is cry. | |
| Alright, let's switch to team shot. | |
| Seriously, that's all you guys do is fucking cry. | |
| try it. | |
| Venture and goon. | |
| You can't get it. | |
| And some of you guys are just so thirsty for attention in the fucking chat like eventual warlord92 and you're not even the real dude that's from the reddit bro. | |
| You made a fake account to talk shit like you're a fucking weirdo, bro We have to meet their push and stop it | |
| The team has lost their lives. | |
| I'm going to hail for you down right here. | |
| Sombra behind us. | |
| What the fu- Venture one, Venture one, Venture one! | |
| He got healed. | |
| He got healed. | |
| Ah, alright. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| All right. | |
| Crush in one! | |
| For you. | |
| French 0-1. | |
| Good stuff, good stuff. | |
| These kids aren't good, bro. | |
| We've got a lot of them. | |
| Looking, looking, looking. | |
| Don't see them. | |
| Diva's over here, though. | |
| Diva's out of me. | |
| Wow. | |
| Behind us | |
| They don't want DPS D1-1 | |
| Sombra above DPS DPS pushing the barricade pushing the barricade um trying to get this diva out of mech up top She ran away. | |
| We're catching up though. | |
| Venture up top on the right. | |
| Venture on the top right. | |
| I got heals on Venture alone when we might we might need a more heal just Nah, there's no way you're saying that right now. | |
| We have more heal than them. | |
| It's not the healers again. | |
| I know we got more heal. | |
| You're not aiming right. | |
| Like, I boost you and you're not hitting anything. | |
| It's not our fault now. | |
| Who says it's your fault? | |
| Who said? | |
| Who says it's your fault? | |
| Who says it's your fault? | |
| Neil's right here for you guys. | |
| Get this Venture batter. | |
| Good. | |
| Two dead on your team. | |
| Two dead? | |
| We gotta lead Just a little more. | |
| I got a Paisa if we can get this D.Va out of me. | |
| The Max camera is above us. | |
| We lost the Helium. | |
| I'm on this venture. | |
| I'm running. | |
| He has a mercy pocket. | |
| They chase after me. | |
| No one say it's your fault. | |
| I just wanna say the break cannot heal more. | |
| Don't take it first. | |
| I can't get away with it. | |
| I do take it first. | |
| It's fine. | |
| We win. | |
| We win. | |
| Of course we win. | |
| Yeah, Venture got rezzed. | |
| Mercy won. | |
| Mercy won. | |
| Venture above and behind us, Sue. | |
| Keep at top I'm back up here Orisa Ventra behind us. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Nice! | |
| Mercy low with the D.Va. | |
| Let's get this D.Va out of mech's like advisor, please. | |
| Let's get this D.Va out of mech. | |
| She's almost out. | |
| Got her! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Time to melt these scrubs now! | |
| They got nothing to stop me! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fuck these idiots up! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fucking scrubs! | |
| Push this shit! | |
| These kids are fucking garbage, man! | |
| I don't even know how the fuck they pushed it that far! | |
| You can take cover here! | |
| You can take cover here! | |
| Yeah, yeah! | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah! | |
| I got it! | |
| Venture? | |
| Venture! | |
| Venture can die! | |
| Venture trolling! | |
| One on our one on the scrubs! | |
| Oh, cool shit. | |
| Sombra, dead. | |
| Idiot. | |
| Dummy. | |
| Mercy? | |
| Mercy low in the booth? | |
| Mercy low in the booth? | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Zarya? | |
| Melt it. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Right there, guys. | |
| Sombra on me? | |
| Fuck. | |
| I got it? | |
| Just kill the Venture and you'll be fine. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I got healed! | |
| Oh no! | |
| Yeah, just run or die! | |
| Oh, you guys are blocked. | |
| I got a kill. | |
| I'm gonna live though. | |
| Oh, I'm alive! | |
| You're not living. | |
| Yeah, I am living. | |
| I live, bro. | |
| And I killed a Sombra in the process. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Nice, nice, nice, nice. | |
| Learn from the awkward. | |
| zig zag we only got one hero though McCreelo, McCreelo! McCreelo! Don't tolerate me! | |
| McCree very low! | |
| He's still low! | |
| Got him, got him, got him, got him! | |
| 76th advisor! | |
| Trying to get this D.Va the fuck up out of this mech. | |
| We're gonna probably get EMP'd here soon, get ready. | |
| Yep, saw that coming. | |
| Oh no, I'm starstruck. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Here we go. | |
| God damn it. | |
| That bitch blew me up, bro. | |
| Haram! | |
| I can survive. | |
| I can handle. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Team up, group up. | |
| We have the last fight. | |
| We use all our Oaths. | |
| Easy. | |
| We have almost all Oaths. | |
| Don't let them push it any further. | |
| I'm with you, Arisa. | |
| Use my heal. | |
| Use my heal, Arisa. | |
| Use my heal. | |
| Get in the heal. | |
| Get the D.Va out of mech. | |
| I got a Vicer. | |
| I got you! | |
| Time to melt these scrubs. | |
| Oh my god, that was a crash. | |
| Get the fuck outta here. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go! | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| Victory! | |
| You guys are schizo. | |
| Yo, why are you even talking shit? | |
| Shouldn't you be in a kitchen somewhere? | |
| Shut the fuck up, bitch. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| It always annoys me whenever we got girls on this fucking game, bro. | |
| Women always got the most shit to say. | |
| And you fucking hoes be trash. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| No one said anything to you. | |
| But you never had one. | |
| I got a hotter one than you, bitch. | |
| The fuck? | |
| Goddamn, man. | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| These fucking whores. | |
| Fucking annoying, man. | |
| I don't even know why girls be playing this game sometimes, man. | |
| fucking terrible. | |
| We carry her and end of the game... | |
| Then the bitch has the nerve to talk shit. | |
| Yeah, and then she has the nerve to talk shit. | |
| Stupid bitch. | |
| I kill two, you kill three at the end. | |
| We carry her ass. | |
| I didn't even say talking shit to her. | |
| I just said, we don't have enough heal. | |
| Yeah, you weren't even talking to her. | |
| You were talking to the Brig. | |
| Yeah, I said the Brig don't have enough heal, this character. | |
| And he said, oh, it's not our fault. | |
| It's not our fault, bruh. | |
| Just like you said, always fucking victim mindset, bruh. | |
| I didn't even say anything I didn't even say | |
| anything I was watching your playback on Rumble. | |
| You're tracking getting better, man. | |
| Appreciate that, man. | |
| Working on it, man. | |
| Working on it. | |
| It wasn't that shaky like before. | |
| Before, your M is a little bit shaky. | |
| Yeah, the MLCP is different. | |
| Now it's consistent. | |
| If Overwatch have M's, when you play... | |
| Uh, controller? | |
| I'm PC. Oh, they got me on DPS again? | |
| All right, let's go One more machine Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| MaxBee says, I want a mentor under you, Myron, a thought of how to make it lucrative if I could send you the proposal on X. | |
| I don't know how that would... | |
| What do you mean by that? | |
| Our mission awaits us. | |
| Like a piccolo and Gohan. | |
| I guess so, but I don't know what he means by that. | |
| Go to team chat. | |
| And we're 9 and 4, right? | |
| Hug no, hug. | |
| First room. | |
| Tracer recalled. | |
| Hog here. | |
| Hog dead. | |
| Good thing you ain't alone. | |
| Tracer weak. | |
| Soldier next to you, bro. | |
| Soldier next to you. | |
| Hey, Laurie next to you too. | |
| Nice heals. | |
| Nice heals. | |
| Sojourn. | |
| She's discorded, Hologram. | |
| I got one. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Terzo behind us. | |
| here's a low we don't have tank be careful I'm backing up. | |
| Hog is below you bro. | |
| Hog is below you. | |
| Hitman or Lari. | |
| Tracer? | |
| I should know some bonkers. | |
| Elari weak on payload. | |
| Ah shit, here we go. | |
| If I died, if I died to the pulse bomb, it don't matter. | |
| A hugger is on the left! | |
| A hugger on the left! | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, hugger on the left here, yeah. | |
| Take our widow now. | |
| Take our widow now, be careful on your position, man. | |
| Yeah, there's a hug behind us, so stay in place. | |
| Okay, they're all looking at me now. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Keep going back, keep going back. | |
| Yep. | |
| Keep going back, man. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Fuck! | |
| I should get back now. | |
| Oh damn. | |
| I'm back in fast. | |
| Come on Cole, try a little harder. | |
| I have a no hook. | |
| Oh. | |
| Rinko! | |
| No one, no one touching play? | |
| Bro, what? | |
| Bro, why touch now? | |
| We're lost already. | |
| Purser gone. | |
| Hog, hog, hog, hog! | |
| Gotta be 12 o'clock on these scrubs. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Let's go. | |
| My gift to you. | |
| Yeah? | |
| Go back a bit, man. | |
| Yo, are you okay? | |
| What? | |
| Is everything alright? | |
| What the hell are you talking about? | |
| I just want to check my soldiers. | |
| I want to check my soldiers are okay. | |
| I'm good. | |
| It's fine. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| You guys are going crazy in the chat. | |
| Oh my god He's gonna | |
| Genji behind us. | |
| I wish we saved that Transcendence. | |
| Can we touch her now? | |
| I'm not checking it. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to three. | |
| *laughs* Two healers are fighting on each other. | |
| You love to say it. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Ready to heal some wounds? | |
| It's okay, man. | |
| They're bad. | |
| They're bad. | |
| If you can handle both, go for it. | |
| Wait, what did you say? | |
| I said they're bad that we got this, man. | |
| Yeah man, we're gonna win. | |
| I agree. | |
| Got a good cigar and a big iron on my hip. | |
| What more does a man need? | |
| Maybe something to drink. | |
| Not playing Rainbow Six, you fucking weirdos. | |
| Fuck that game. | |
| Ash on top. | |
| Oh nice. | |
| Oh nice. | |
| Hug death. | |
| Ash is on top. | |
| He's low. | |
| He's low. | |
| Three, one. | |
| Four. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh no, man. | |
| Nice sharp this time. | |
| The payload stalled. | |
| We need to get a move on. | |
| Nice, nice, nice. | |
| Ash is gone. | |
| That's a big pick. | |
| *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* Crown payload. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| No! | |
| *Squeak* Help me on this Hog. | |
| Thank you. | |
| That was a great immortality field. | |
| Hog is weak on their team. | |
| DPS flanking. | |
| DPS flanking on the top. | |
| He's one. | |
| Got him. | |
| There's fire. | |
| Enemy turret here. | |
| There we go, Hanging her Nice snipe, nice snipe Let's get in here. | |
| He's anti-health. | |
| Let's go, good shit. | |
| Ass is running. | |
| Alright, push payload. | |
| She ran away. | |
| We got a ball right now. | |
| Eyes on the target. | |
| I need help. | |
| Come here. | |
| Bob. | |
| He's behind us. | |
| Oh, good sleep, good sleep. | |
| Oh, what the hell? | |
| No? | |
| You gotta be kidding me. | |
| I'm an idiot for him. | |
| Maybe a different angle. | |
| Ball's weak. | |
| Alright guys come on. | |
| Sosheron. | |
| Shit. | |
| Help me. | |
| 10 seconds. | |
| Hmm. | |
| I got the person. | |
| It's bad. | |
| Pick play. | |
| He's about to die. | |
| Just fuck him. | |
| We gotta get in here. | |
| Me and Lucio are coming in right now. | |
| Heel on point, heel on point, heel on point. | |
| That's right. | |
| I'll try again. | |
| This ends now. | |
| No, man. | |
| That beat was low. | |
| Wait, man. | |
| What is... | |
| What is that beat? | |
| What is that nano? | |
| Relax. | |
| You made the beat and nano that we just got. | |
| We literally both just got old. | |
| Video game. | |
| Good game. | |
| Well played. | |
| Dude's saying it's a video game. | |
| Fucking incredible. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Have a nice day, okay? | |
| Then dudes wonder why they suck, man. | |
| Have a nice day. | |
| Okay, bye bye. | |
| Bad happen to us. | |
| We're 9 and 5, Mel. | |
| 9 and 5? | |
| Alright. | |
| Did you see the play of the game? | |
| No, I didn't see it. | |
| Yeah, he's flying in the sky. | |
| I'm just tracking her. | |
| Man. | |
| I did what I can man Yes So right now, guys, I'm playing some DPS. I was playing Healer last time with Awkward and China Man. | |
| As you guys can see, I can play Anand Baptiste at a pretty high level, at a diamond level. | |
| And my soldier, I would say, is at a diamond level, too. | |
| My McCree needs work, though, man. | |
| I would say he's a platinum-slash-gold-level McCree. | |
| So, yeah, I need to work on that. | |
| I know I'm fucking really rough right now with the aim for McCree, so... | |
| So, yeah. | |
| But I got some... | |
| Angie made me iced coffee. | |
| Dub your girlfriend. | |
| For all the haters that want to talk shit about Angie. | |
| Whatever. | |
| They're gonna say what they want to say. | |
| Chat, who do y'all want me to play? | |
| Chat. | |
| You want Honor or you want Baptiste, Chat? | |
| Let's see what Chas says. | |
| I will not leave a broken world behind. | |
| I'm playing healer on this one, Chaz, so you guys gotta tell me what y'all are. | |
| I'm going to team chat first. | |
| Or I could play Zen. | |
| As quick as I used to be. | |
| Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead. | |
| Yeah, guys, I can only really play three healers. | |
| Anna's end or bat? | |
| Okay, looks like mostly Anna's. | |
| You said I suck, so I don't know. | |
| Okay, motherfucker. | |
| You're about to see right now. | |
| I got some caffeine in my system Oh my god, that's huge Yeah, big nade. | |
| I don't know if anybody can reap on it. | |
| Another nade? | |
| Ah, McCree got in the way. | |
| Fine. | |
| We won the fight. | |
| Where are you going? | |
| Where are you going? | |
| I'm trying to stay back. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Heal me, Byron. | |
| Heal me, even. | |
| Yup, yup, yup. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh my god, I got stuck. | |
| That was stupid of me, I got stuck in the corner there. | |
| See you guys, mouse and keyboard, I still be fucking up sometimes. | |
| I got mines. | |
| I will wait for you guys. | |
| And I'm gonna go for mine. | |
| I didn't know Ventra was back until Andrew told me. | |
| Oh, Ashe right here on point. | |
| Ashe on point. | |
| Oh, that bitch hit me with the dynamite, too. | |
| Nice. | |
| Nice. | |
| Kiri on the left. | |
| 96 to nano. | |
| Shouldn't even have died that last time. | |
| I'm mad at myself. | |
| I got a nano. | |
| You want a ball? | |
| Oh no, here we go. | |
| Yeah, I'm a diamond too right now guys playing I'm a diamond too right now guys playing as Ana. | |
| And this was a diamond 4 when I took this account. | |
| So I've been able to rank it up. | |
| So fuck off. | |
| Haters. | |
| Go ahead Venture. | |
| Get in there. | |
| Go crazy. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I got you. | |
| I'm going to sleep this bomb. | |
| I'm gonna sleep. | |
| I'm gonna sleep him. | |
| I slept him. | |
| I slept him. | |
| Nobody, wait, come on. | |
| Keeping this McCree up. | |
| He's anti-Hale. | |
| He said, let's go! | |
| I need a doctor. | |
| Don't fret. | |
| I see you. | |
| Keeping the heat on! | |
| Nice nice nice nice nice Idiot I'm on fire Let's go, man. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| I play both, so you have a little bit of pressure on the hitting. | |
| I don't take much heal. | |
| Alright, I see what y'all want. | |
| I haven't played Zen in a while. | |
| Yeah, I know how to play Zen. | |
| I haven't told you this. | |
| I know how to play Zen. | |
| Yeah, I know how to play Zen. | |
| Yeah, just be careful about Sombra. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| That's the only thing. | |
| If it doesn't work, switch. | |
| But you can try. | |
| If it doesn't work, hit me. | |
| We have a great chance of success. | |
| Let's keep it up. | |
| Energy flows through me. | |
| Let's get these bozos. | |
| Get over. | |
| That should be in your mouth. | |
| I am restored. | |
| The objective is now active. | |
| Ayo! | |
| boys yo Sigma weak He's chasing me. | |
| Got a orb on you. | |
| Sigma discorded. | |
| You can die. | |
| You're a fucking idiot. | |
| Shay, Ash off top. | |
| Ash off top. | |
| Carry. | |
| Carry one. | |
| Got her too. | |
| Let's go. - They got hog. | |
| Are you American? | |
| They got Hog. | |
| Yes. | |
| Hog on the second floor. | |
| I can't believe you asking that. | |
| Tomber on me. | |
| You fucking bitch Fuck is this squirted? | |
| He's on the right, McCree? | |
| Is to your right, McCree? | |
| Of course. | |
| Sombra 1? | |
| I got Sombra! | |
| I can touch, I can touch. | |
| We got it to 90% of these kids. | |
| Let's go. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I don't touch Are you gonna go for Ash? | |
| Pages already weak No No. | |
| Fuck. | |
| The hog got me, man. | |
| Nice res. | |
| Yeah, this hog's pain in the ass. | |
| Yeah, he has a pain. | |
| I'm Discording him too, but... | |
| You know what? | |
| They use everything. | |
| They use everything. | |
| It's good. | |
| I mine once. | |
| They're gonna lose, okay? | |
| I'm about to fuck this hog up now. | |
| Yeah, the song was there man Carry one carry one carry. | |
| Oh she sues herself trash Ash on point. | |
| Ash on point Oh my god, you solo emped me Thank you. | |
| Uh, don't die, don't die, okay? | |
| Just go back, go back, don't die, don't die, don't die. | |
| Go back, go back. | |
| Guys, go back, don't die. | |
| Boiron means I'm dead. | |
| Boiron got me. | |
| No one understands. | |
| Everybody die. | |
| I said don't die. | |
| Everybody die. | |
| Nice. | |
| Alright, we're all grouped up though. | |
| Hey there! | |
| I still have some fight in me. | |
| Get over! | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm gonna throw a nade into the point if I can. | |
| We got a Valkyrie. | |
| Big nade on point. | |
| Big mate on point. | |
| Slop the hog. | |
| Big sleep on the hog. | |
| Anti too. | |
| Anti the hog. | |
| Hog on point right now, it's y'all. | |
| Healing your ball, healing your ball, healing your ball. | |
| Big grenade on point. | |
| What? | |
| No. | |
| Deny. | |
| Nobody's on the pole This is the third thing that was the day man What happened to me today? | |
| I'm back. | |
| They're all hard content me. | |
| Not counter me. | |
| I've never seen this McCree skin before. | |
| You have to get it, like, on a special patch or some shit? | |
| Guys, it's this battle pass, yeah. | |
| It's what? | |
| Yeah, it's this battle pass. | |
| Oh. | |
| It's new. | |
| Yeah, I'm not big fan of it Can't see you ball I'm good. | |
| I'm good. | |
| Don't worry about me. | |
| Pog on the left. | |
| Be careful. | |
| Select him. | |
| Fuck them I was reloading I Fog is one. | |
| It's only me on heals right now, guys. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Ash is anti. | |
| Ash is weak Carry one What the fuck? | |
| I got you! | |
| The Sombra's trash. | |
| I won't give in. | |
| Take point back. | |
| You guys got it. | |
| Sombra behind. | |
| Mucci McCree. | |
| Heyo! | |
| Get around. | |
| Sucks. | |
| Hey, just let me know if she jumps you. | |
| Alright, thanks. | |
| Ash on the left. | |
| Ash on the left. | |
| I got you Mercy, don't worry. | |
| Hog is getting... | |
| He got Suzu. | |
| Slept him on the side. | |
| Moira, what the fuck? | |
| Moira, behind us guys. | |
| Moira, turn around. | |
| She's an idiot. | |
| She literally ran across the map to chase me. | |
| And that's why her fucking team just lost the fight. | |
| Idiot. | |
| Fucking idiot. | |
| You guys got no mercy. | |
| Got you, Venture. | |
| Got you. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| You slept this hard? | |
| Wow. | |
| Next fight, next fight, next fight. | |
| He got no abilities so he cannot fight back I'm gonna look stop the Bob don't wake him up. | |
| So I got three. | |
| I got three Yep, I got you. | |
| I got you I Yeah, they come on the right hand side. | |
| Come on, we're on point. | |
| This is trash, they got a ball now too. | |
| I kill everybody, it's okay, I kill everybody, I kill everybody! | |
| Let's go. | |
| GG's. | |
| Good stuff, man. | |
| Those kids were trash. | |
| Absolute trash. | |
| Absolute trash. | |
| I like her funny words, American man. | |
| Brock, solo EMG me. | |
| Crash. | |
| Ash is pretty good, bro. | |
| Ash is really good. | |
| Hmm, yes. | |
| It's actually ridiculous how good she is. | |
| I'm gonna learn her next probably. | |
| Oh, I didn't mean that, no. | |
| We're 10 and 5, man. | |
| Can you give me a parlayer back? | |
| I lost it like an idiot. | |
| 10 and 5. | |
| Oh, you gave it to me. | |
| Yeah, I gave it to you, my bad. | |
| Ten to five. | |
| I'll give it to you. | |
| Alright, thanks. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| I'm a tank again? | |
| You want to play Reinhardt and I just fuck you with Ana? | |
| Or do you want to play Winston? | |
| I can try. | |
| I mean, if you don't play Rein, bro, that's fine. | |
| Switch to team checks. | |
| I play everything. | |
| Switch team. | |
| I can play every hero in the game on a high level. | |
| I'm good, man. | |
| Alright. | |
| If you want to... | |
| Let's make it like it's Overwatch 1. | |
| Ana Reinhardt, bro. | |
| Fucking used to be OP, man. | |
| It still is! | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'll keep you up. | |
| McCree taking a lot of damage. | |
| Sojourner, don't die, hold on. | |
| Reloading, reloading, reloading, reloading, don't die. | |
| This bitch is empty. | |
| McCree, McCree! | |
| He's gone, he's gone. | |
| Easy clock Let's get point get couple in We got it, we got it, we got it. | |
| McCree's. | |
| I'm on point, I'm on point right now. | |
| I'm moving payload Not near you guys, so... | |
| Moving payload. | |
| Okay, just play payload, man. | |
| Alright. | |
| What you doing, Horizon? | |
| What you doing? | |
| Can't see y'all still. | |
| No healer I'll show you guys Get back get back get back get back Get back get back She's gonna ult Big nade in there, big nade in there, big nade in there. | |
| Now punish her bro, punish her for doing that stupid shit. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you. | |
| You good, you good, you good. | |
| Got you, got you, got you. | |
| I'm under attack. | |
| I'm under attack. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Don't work. | |
| I see the other list. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| She's gonna blow. | |
| No. | |
| No. No. | |
| I won't give in. | |
| Don't die, don't die, don't die! | |
| I'm trying to keep this McCree alive. | |
| I got shot here. | |
| I can hold out of my LOS, man. | |
| I'm gonna sleep this Bob if he comes- Hold on, I'm gonna sleep him? | |
| Slept him? | |
| Don't wake him up. | |
| He covered, he covered. | |
| I don't have shield, man. | |
| I don't know why our sojourner is there. | |
| I'm about to big nade on that bitch again. | |
| Stupid. | |
| Stupid. | |
| I ain't missing no shots right now, man. | |
| We on point. | |
| Decafee kicking in now. | |
| I got a nano? | |
| Where you guys at? | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Group up with me *Mario's voice* I can't see you guys. | |
| McCree comes with me. | |
| Got you guys, man. | |
| I'm saving this art. | |
| Orisa behind. | |
| Orisa behind. | |
| I'm running. | |
| Just follow me. | |
| Fuck her up, bro. | |
| Fuck her up. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Nice hammer. | |
| Big nade. | |
| Let's go. | |
| McCree behind. | |
| McCree behind. | |
| Above and behind. | |
| That's Ashmer. | |
| Oh, Ash. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I saw a cowboy hat. | |
| That's all I saw. | |
| Um. | |
| We're good, we're good, we're good. | |
| No trouble. | |
| I don't have shield now. | |
| I don't have shield. | |
| I don't have shield. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Back up. | |
| I can anti-nate her. | |
| I'm waiting for her to use her spin, and then I'm gonna anti-nate her. | |
| Did she use her spin? | |
| Anti-nade that bitch. | |
| Yeah, let's get back a bit. | |
| Let's get back a bit. | |
| You want a nano? | |
| I don't have shield. | |
| I'll keep her McCree up. | |
| Watch out for the dynamite! | |
| Ron, I can't see you. | |
| Slug that horn. | |
| Damn it! | |
| 63% scoped accuracy. | |
| Let's go, man. | |
| Neil Musharul of all! | |
| One of these days I'll end up in Fiji. | |
| Hold on, Redis. | |
| Join with me. | |
| My ultimate is almost charged. | |
| I have control of the signal. | |
| Help me moving. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| I will stop making some ulti with a Sarissa. | |
| Scrub. | |
| Get her. | |
| Reheal Reheal Sarissa's crash I got nano I got nano Orisa gonna ult now | |
| Let's run People going back people going back. | |
| I don't have a shield now. | |
| Oh That's fine, that's fine. | |
| Never recharge Got y'all I keep you up Got nano by the way. | |
| Slept her? | |
| Ah shit, I don't got sleep for the bob. | |
| Gotcha, gotcha. | |
| You're funny funny funny funny funny My will You're powered up! | |
| Get in there CUTE SHAVER Oh my god! | |
| Big nade, big nade, big nade! | |
| Big biggest shudder ever! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Team Iron, I can play everyone. | |
| Score. | |
| Three. | |
| Two zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Bro, that shot her. | |
| You want me to keep playing Ryan? | |
| Nah man, you can play Winston if you want. | |
| Whatever you want. | |
| You wanna play ball? | |
| Okay. | |
| It's a lot harder for me to heal you when you play ball. | |
| I can do Zen. | |
| Because then I'll just throw you orbs, bro. | |
| It's pretty easier. | |
| You don't have to heal me. | |
| You don't have to heal both. | |
| That's the beauty of both. | |
| It doesn't take heals. | |
| You can play Ana, it's okay. | |
| You just heal everybody else. | |
| Chat, chat, what do y'all want? | |
| Y'all want Ana, Bap, or Zen? | |
| Chat, tell me. | |
| I was on point 1, though. | |
| I had... | |
| What was my accuracy? | |
| Was it 68%? | |
| Let me look. | |
| What was it? | |
| 68% scoped accuracy. | |
| They want Zen. | |
| They want to see me do Zen. | |
| Okay, that's fine. | |
| I'll play Zen for y'all on this one. | |
| Yo, Trezor, watch me. | |
| I'm a little rusty on Zen. | |
| I ain't gonna lie to y'all, but... | |
| Watch ball. | |
| I can slam. | |
| I can slam and you follow me, okay? | |
| They won't save me. | |
| They got Widow. | |
| They got Widow? | |
| I'm gonna slam when they go in. | |
| I can also want to snap now Pretty weak Thank you, Genji. | |
| got a orb on you you've learned well Genji Got you, Tracer. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Get out of there! | |
| Get out of there! | |
| Look at me go! | |
| It takes two hands to clap. | |
| Unbreakable, unstoppable, invincible. | |
| Your hands are smoothed. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| McCree, Discord on the right. | |
| Go back, go back, go back, go back! | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| Oh shit, Viserys on me. | |
| She has no javelin. | |
| I hear footsteps. | |
| I think Soldier is behind us. | |
| Soldier? | |
| I heard some footsteps. | |
| I don't know who it is. | |
| They got MAGA now. | |
| McCree on the right, McCree on the right, right here. | |
| He's trying to chase me. | |
| Get fucked, idiot. | |
| Thank you, Genji. | |
| Got you with Orb, Genji. | |
| He needs one shot. | |
| Got you with the orb, Genji. | |
| Get back, get back guys. | |
| They got hog now. | |
| Get back! | |
| Hog no hook hog no hook hog no hook he's chasing me He's one shot Gotcha. | |
| Let's get in here. | |
| Okay, never mind. | |
| I tried to fucking do the transcendence sooner, but I got hacked. | |
| McCree weak? | |
| You're a fuck idiot. | |
| No! | |
| Damn it. | |
| The outcome is not preordained. | |
| I He is going to knock him off the payload. | |
| Marron, just keep your- Marron, just keep your, uh, what do they say? | |
| Board? | |
| Yeah, hog always, okay? | |
| Oh, discord orb, yeah, okay. | |
| Find solace Get on second floor Sober on me Sombra on me? | |
| Yeah, bitch. | |
| You better run. | |
| scrub and I'm gonna pay those These dudes are trash. | |
| Oh, now they are. | |
| Sombra on payload! | |
| Sombra on payload! | |
| Iron, don't go by yourself. | |
| Sombra can easily kill you. | |
| Okay? | |
| Stay with someone. | |
| We're showing right now. | |
| We're weak. | |
| Shit. | |
| Backing up Free one, I need heal! | |
| Can you guys heal both? | |
| Please heal both! | |
| Where you at? | |
| I got you. | |
| Warp. | |
| No. | |
| They used the wist ult. | |
| Just run. | |
| Is acceptable. | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| Giving up is not. | |
| Nice. | |
| What? | |
| Look at this. | |
| Pog is escorted. | |
| Uh, you got clans, but it's fine. | |
| This one gotta die. | |
| I love him. | |
| McCree low. | |
| Sombra low, running. | |
| Oh no! | |
| Repetition is the path to mastery. | |
| These kids suck. | |
| They're not even touching the payload. | |
| Scrubs. | |
| I got a transcendence. | |
| Yeah, just don't die first. | |
| Trans now, Miren. | |
| Trans now, Miren. | |
| Come to payload. | |
| I'm on the payload. | |
| Tree on the right, weak. | |
| Uhhh... | |
| Uhh... | |
| Go Ana, go Ana. | |
| No bodies This hog is chasing me I'm dead. | |
| Yeah, just switch to Ana. | |
| that I will not see the broken world behind allahualaakbar Just shot them rockets. | |
| Okri and- They're weak, they're weak! | |
| Alright good finish I'm coming back Surrender to my will Anti-healed on the hog. | |
| Got you Moira. | |
| I got hacked. | |
| Sombra behind. | |
| Slept the hog. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| oh no Now where are my reinforcements? | |
| Score. | |
| three to three they're not counter me I play ball and Sombra cannot encounter me. | |
| Yeah, hog Sombra, Berg, and they're not touching me. | |
| I'm too good. | |
| You know? | |
| I could have rebuilt you without all that metal. | |
| They're not touching me Dumbra cannot touch me The hawk only hog | |
| Oh high ground there five four Mirren, watch where I am. | |
| I'm gonna slam and you'll nade, okay? | |
| You'll nade where I slam. | |
| Alright. | |
| They got Sombra. | |
| Yeah, they got a Hog. | |
| Hog, Brig, McCree. | |
| They're here. | |
| They're pushing in. | |
| They're gonna slam now. | |
| Big nade. | |
| They got Suzu'd. | |
| Slept the Hog though, she wasted Suzu. | |
| Sombra on me. | |
| Head her once 20 more seconds Oh, I got Sombra! | |
| Sombra one! | |
| Good stagger. | |
| Doom idiot, Doom idiot! | |
| He's anti'd, he can die. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| I think Lucio's on point. | |
| I will go for it. | |
| Leave Lucio. | |
| Idiot. | |
| Lucio there. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Now, we only have- They cannot touch me! | |
| They cannot touch me! | |
| I'm too good! | |
| If they've got counter. | |
| Now we gotta, uh... | |
| Well, we got a minute. | |
| Stop tripping man! | |
| I can force the payload. | |
| I can force the point. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| I will go point first and you guys don't die. | |
| Okay? | |
| They're gonna come for me. | |
| You know? | |
| I will go into point first and they're gonna come for me. | |
| And you guys stay alive. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Don't push until they fall back. | |
| When they fall back, you guys push. | |
| All right. | |
| Easy, man. | |
| You haven't slept. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What's up last night? | |
| Thinking about who we used to be. | |
| What's our record? | |
| 10 and 5 or is it 11 and 5? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Right now. | |
| 10 and 5? | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't want to hit a draw with these scrubs. | |
| These kids are fucking garbage. | |
| Let's do this. | |
| Don't die first, man, okay? | |
| I'm gonna force the point. | |
| All right. | |
| Let us keep our questionable choices to a minimum. | |
| I keep you up. | |
| Help me! | |
| Earl on point. | |
| They're all on point. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, we can push in then. | |
| That's good. | |
| We lost our Genji. | |
| Bro, don't die, okay guys? | |
| Anti-healed. | |
| Orisa anti-healed. | |
| She could die. | |
| Okay. | |
| Good big. | |
| Big one. | |
| Big, big, big, big. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go. | |
| Yeah, don't tripping. | |
| They cannot counter me. | |
| They only can counter the ball. | |
| They cannot counter me. | |
| Okay? | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Who's complaining in the chest? | |
| Someone's complaining? | |
| Yeah, they say, swap ball. | |
| They're all gonna counter you. | |
| Swap ball. | |
| I said, shut the fuck up. | |
| I cannot be countered. | |
| Be right back. | |
| Be right back. | |
| Now we're 1195, Marin. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Oh wow, we got a game already. | |
| Okay. | |
| A bioconarovirus. | |
| Another day! | |
| another battlefield. | |
| Is Murphy a lot to handle? | |
| Nah. | |
| They got Genji. | |
| Genji? | |
| Alright. | |
| Genji and McCree. | |
| Myron, go there. | |
| Go where? | |
| Here? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I can, I can, I can, uh... | |
| Yeah, because they're going to jump on me. | |
| So, yeah, you can hit them. | |
| Yeah, I can boo-boo one. | |
| I can boo-boo one. | |
| Don't die, though. | |
| Here they come. | |
| I already know. | |
| Winston, Winston, Winston, Winston! | |
| Winston! | |
| Kill Winston! | |
| Oh my god, that's huge! | |
| Oh my god, did you see me? | |
| Yeah, I saw. | |
| They jumped on me right away as expected. | |
| Yeah! | |
| Yeah, I blocked them. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Don't die now, don't die now. | |
| We're gonna jump you again. | |
| They got our Hanzo. | |
| Monkey on me. | |
| Uhhh. | |
| Ouch. | |
| How about I try that again? | |
| I'll find them. | |
| Drink it up! | |
| I need you. | |
| I need you. | |
| In deep-top shape. | |
| Come on. | |
| The mortality field deployed. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Wow. | |
| Okay. | |
| They're killing you. | |
| Yeah, the Genji and the Winston man. | |
| I'm going to do it again. | |
| The payload has reached the checkpoint. | |
| Yeah, I'm going to run. | |
| Pay your lives for me. | |
| Get into the field. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm finished. | |
| The power is not finished. | |
| It's not finished. | |
| I'm finished. | |
| I'm finished. | |
| Just go on, I'm here. | |
| if you can survive healing you up let's play the dragon energy on martianos What is our teammate? | |
| I don't understand. | |
| Did I have teammates? | |
| Monkey is one. | |
| God, bro. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I don't think I got teammates. | |
| You guys died too fast. | |
| Not every day gives you a second chance. | |
| It's hard. | |
| You guys died so fucking fast, man. | |
| Just swap the counter to fucking here. | |
| First time, okay? | |
| Mucky on me. | |
| Yeah, we're fucking shit, man. | |
| Yeah, go Ana, man. | |
| At least you can save yourself. | |
| How about I try that again? | |
| No, it's not that. | |
| It's fucking... | |
| I don't know what it is, man. | |
| You're going to be fine. | |
| You need to jump here and another hero can help him and you die. | |
| Alright now we hold them here. | |
| Get in here. | |
| Get this fucking dumbass Winston. | |
| See the Winston can kill everybody. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| This Hanzo and our team is fucking garbage man. | |
| Bro. | |
| Bro, get off the Hanzo, man! | |
| It's not doing shit! | |
| They're not in Team Chat Switching sides I'm not in Team Chat | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah, our DPS were getting rolled, bro. | |
| I will not leave a broken world behind. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| I turn, run, and everybody dies. | |
| Bro, the DPS always died first in every fight, bro. | |
| Don't care about them, man. | |
| Just stay with us. | |
| Work together and we'll make it through. | |
| You can stop being trash. | |
| The thing is that there will be always trash. | |
| These are fucking terrible. | |
| attack commencing I'm in payload I just got the pain Baylord mobilizing woman payload I'm under attack | |
| I'm under attack don't peek Right behind you. | |
| Right behind you, right behind you. | |
| you keep pushing Come to payload, man. | |
| Come to payload Ah shit Endured. | |
| Oh man This break sucks too, man. | |
| Holy shit, bro. | |
| This is a bad team so you have to play with me with They're already trashed. | |
| There's nothing we can do about that. | |
| 77 in nano. | |
| If he doesn't kill that Genji who's fucking low. | |
| There's a Genji, there's a Genji in a mercy. | |
| Bro. | |
| *Gunji* I got nano. | |
| 2 and 9, 3 and 9, bro. | |
| 2 and 9, 3 and 9. | |
| I'm connibble though. | |
| Alright, let's push man. | |
| I got you, it's fine. | |
| I will tell you when, I will tell you when. | |
| Don't need to be rushed. | |
| No, man. | |
| Pocketing, I'm pocketing you. | |
| just keep shooting keep shooting. | |
| push payload push. | |
| what? | |
| i'm alive i'm alive. | |
| Literally just me and you versus like five of them. | |
| Sleptor, where are you? | |
| Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back. | |
| Our team is dead. | |
| Oh my god, don't go in there, don't go in there. | |
| Yo, our team fucking sucks, man! | |
| Yeah, the Ganji just flanking, I kill everybody. | |
| Look, look at our, look, look at our DPS, man. | |
| The stats! | |
| I know! | |
| They're always dead! | |
| 3 and 12! | |
| 3 and 10! | |
| I won't let you fall That is crazy 30 seconds remaining We move now or not at all Attack DPR stay I need a battle I hit you up You just need to go to the kagzumel We need to focus on this Nice hug. | |
| Oh, about time. | |
| Stay on payload, guys. | |
| Stay on payload. | |
| I'm healing in the back. | |
| Okay, we got the point. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| He can't even stay alive enough for me to fucking heal him bro. | |
| Maguri behind, Maguri behind. | |
| Maguri behind. | |
| Maguri behind. | |
| He's one, he's one. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Fucking idiot. | |
| Get fucked. | |
| These kids suck on the other team. | |
| D.Va on me. | |
| D.Va anti-healed. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| The dude playing with honor team I think he gave up. | |
| No. Instantly killed. | |
| Get up! | |
| There's a Genji behind you, bro. | |
| broblading. | |
| *repeat* *repeat* You'll have to try harder than that. | |
| 60 seconds remaining. | |
| Don't touch. | |
| Oh, finally had a shot. | |
| And she resed them right away. | |
| incredible Got you I'm healing you, I'm healing you, I'm healing you, I'm healing you. | |
| Oh no, McCree's gonna get me. | |
| I'm alive still. | |
| Genji behind me. | |
| D.Va slept. | |
| There's Genji. | |
| fucking Genji behind me man. | |
| Yeah you can't do nothing about this game. | |
| *sigh* I'll avoid it. | |
| Yeah, avoid these two fucking scrubs, bro. | |
| Mistack. | |
| Garbage. | |
| Who's the other idiot? | |
| Ammonet, whatever? | |
| Yeah, avoid. | |
| Scrubs. | |
| This dude ain't even good, man! | |
| Bruh! | |
| trash Yeah, chat y'all see that Diamond 2, baby. | |
| When I took this account over, I think it was a diamond 4. | |
| We got it to a diamond 2. | |
| Yep. | |
| So... | |
| All you fucking haters talking shit, yes. | |
| Myron is a diamond level player, baby. | |
| With heals and DPS. Tank? | |
| No, I'm trash. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| You can play on this account. | |
| Maybe you can play with Angie. | |
| Nah, it's too, uh... | |
| A tank is very hard to play, Mario. | |
| No, tank is the most important role, bro. | |
| You're gonna get frustrated very fast. | |
| I promise you. | |
| DPS and hero is better *Bad music* *Bad music* Concentrate. | |
| I'm the last one everyone wants. | |
| We can. | |
| Busy work. | |
| Not a rain cloud in sight. | |
| I'm gonna go to my house and I'll be back in like an hour. | |
| Are you going home then you come back? | |
| Are you cleaning up? | |
| I appreciate you doing that, Angel. | |
| Another day, another battlefield. | |
| Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still. | |
| But also, avoid the bullets. | |
| It's only us in here. | |
| Safety's off. | |
| It's a cruel world out there. | |
| Greetings. | |
| Five, four, three. | |
| That's the beauty. | |
| You guys can argue about Wes and Andrew in the chat, man. | |
| I get along with both of them. | |
| They're both friends. | |
| We're gonna have Andrew on the show tomorrow night. | |
| Craft throwers They got drunker queen shit bitch brought me with a knife | |
| Fara on the side Bro. | |
| Why is everybody dying? | |
| I killed two already. | |
| That's first try. | |
| Yeah I killed you. | |
| What do you want to solve now? | |
| It's left, left. | |
| Everybody low! | |
| Drunker Queen, no point. | |
| The mortality field deployed. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Everybody low, everybody low. | |
| Hey, no! | |
| Reloading. | |
| Anyway, trying to keep you guys up here. | |
| Soldier, I'm keeping you up. | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Wow! | |
| 2 solo onto the soldier! | |
| Junker Queen behind. | |
| Don't die, don't die Lucio. | |
| I got you. | |
| I'm forced to trance. | |
| Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute. | |
| Junker Queen on point. | |
| Junker Queen on point. | |
| One shot. | |
| Got her, got her, got her, got her, got her. | |
| We're dropped down. | |
| He's weak. | |
| One in. | |
| I don't want... | |
| I see an enemy! | |
| I got a window by the way. | |
| Regenerator! | |
| Oh yeah! | |
| Jump right now. | |
| They're coming from behind. | |
| They're coming from behind! | |
| I'm about to pop a window right here! | |
| Don't go in the plane! | |
| Don't go in the plane! | |
| You're gonna die! | |
| You guys got this! | |
| Oh, Junker Queen got me. | |
| Oh no head. | |
| Junker Queen no! | |
| Jungle Queen! | |
| Good stuff, good stuff. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| I kill everybody. | |
| Sombra, Sombra, Sombra! | |
| Got you. | |
| Alright. | |
| Why the fuck am I 1 and 2, man? | |
| That was bullshit. | |
| The fuck? | |
| I was heal-bottom that whole time. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Heal the DPS. | |
| You got this. | |
| Do not speak to the pilot at this time. | |
| He is speed eating. | |
| Setting my equalizer to absolute destruction. | |
| Yeah, I'm looking at the shy side. | |
| I see you guys just arguing with each other about Andrew and Wes. | |
| People complaining about the live show and shit like that. | |
| It was a good live show, man. | |
| The supporters of Jordan that came out, so... | |
| We'll do another one. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| It was our first live show. | |
| Next one will be better. | |
| They're going on point. | |
| Joker Queen on point I'm good Myron, I'm good This choice | |
| And now I know one another one another one I One shot Sojourn. | |
| Ana in the corner. | |
| Stand there bro. | |
| Stand there. | |
| Stand there. | |
| I'm healing you. | |
| Just go back. | |
| Or die. | |
| Or die. | |
| Just die. | |
| Just die. | |
| You're not surviving that. | |
| Lucio is right there with me man. | |
| I thought I was going to live. | |
| He doesn't have enough heal for you. | |
| Die! | |
| Bro, why you guys keep dying? | |
| *Shut the grit out of ya niggas and move!* Try to help our soldier. | |
| Soldier, you there? | |
| I think he's AF-carrying. | |
| Randomly stand still for no reason. | |
| Pin one. | |
| Oh! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Here's Gia. | |
| Jump the queen on me. | |
| Need help? | |
| That's this thing. -Decro King 1! | |
| *Skills* oh oh About to | |
| die They're all on me. | |
| I got a window. | |
| Good touch. | |
| I'm gonna lock in this round. | |
| I'm gonna go hog. | |
| I'm glad you have your last eye on Talon's. | |
| Glad to be here. | |
| Still not used to such good company. | |
| You can write him! | |
| Not so sure about that, but I try. | |
| Boom! | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round three. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| This is no time for speeches. | |
| Just get the job done. | |
| *Mass Controls* Alright. | |
| Four on four, four on four. | |
| Ana, no sleep. | |
| Stay alive for me! | |
| Come on! | |
| What?! | |
| Your immortality got destroyed yesterday. | |
| They're all chasing me. | |
| You're completely healed. | |
| Kill this whore. | |
| Jungle Queen one! Jungle Queen! Jungle Queen! | |
| That's their best player, bro. | |
| Now that she's gone, we good. | |
| Notice how she dies, Ruby. | |
| We get the point. | |
| Bro, what you doing, Orisa? | |
| What you doing, Lusin? | |
| What? | |
| Bro, everybody died. | |
| Let's go, let's go. | |
| We have to give her the point. | |
| Honestly, it's our fault. | |
| A complete recovery! | |
| 82 to window Angry Queen can't die Which is low, which is low | |
| Bro Lucio don't die! | |
| Don't die Lucio! | |
| Got a window we can use. | |
| Uh, I'm using this window right now. | |
| Kill this bitch. | |
| There we go. | |
| Get in the point. | |
| Get in the point. | |
| Junker Queen. | |
| Get in the point. | |
| I'm shooting the Joker Queen with you. | |
| How the fuck? | |
| Get in there. | |
| Get in the point! | |
| Get in the point! | |
| I'm already out. | |
| I'll switch after Go back, go back Stay here, stay here Don't pick anymore, don't pick anymore I'm gonna touch They will try to defeat, deploy | |
| I don't know what the fuck that was bro. | |
| I don't got enough heals. | |
| Our Lucy always dies first. | |
| He died a lot. | |
| Death spiral. | |
| Oh. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Ah. | |
| *sniff* *sniff* Alright. | |
| Be right back. | |
| *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Now entering midtown Oh I | |
| will not leave a broken world behind I smell blood in the air. | |
| Ropak! | |
| All systems fired up and ready to engage. | |
| Right. | |
| Fighting battles at such a young age. | |
| I hope you remember to take time for yourself. | |
| But I have so much to do. | |
| That's always the excuse. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Unrock these boys. | |
| Defend Objective A. I'm here. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| I do you out Reloading reloading | |
| Carry to the right someone I No, she said shot, man. | |
| I'm about to anti this Sigma. | |
| All right, no worries. | |
| Nooo! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Oh, nice res! | |
| Sigma weak! | |
| Sigma weak! | |
| Ah shit! | |
| God damn bro you're Your fucking keyboard is loud as shit, man. | |
| I'm not finished. | |
| Alright, I got nano. | |
| Stop the payload. | |
| Going back, man. | |
| *Train* Oh wait. | |
| Ash, I can't see you. | |
| Tragic red. | |
| Can you heal me, Mern? | |
| Yeah, hold on. | |
| I can't see you. | |
| Can you jump in air? | |
| Or... | |
| Fuck. | |
| Come back towards me. | |
| I'm over the moon! | |
| Nice, we kill. | |
| We have none. | |
| We need bait. | |
| I'm good, I'm good. | |
| Fuck that Sigma. | |
| Sigma weak. | |
| He's half. | |
| That's just shit. | |
| He's running. | |
| Sigmund can die. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| Sigmund can die. | |
| Sigmund can die. | |
| Nevermind. | |
| Maren, your position is locked. | |
| I'm good. | |
| I'm good. | |
| I'm flexible. | |
| Just be careful by yourself. | |
| Jesus Christ, guys. | |
| Sort it out. | |
| Mercy one. | |
| I got mercy Nice big kill Try to get out if you can. | |
| You die, it's not good. | |
| Venture one. | |
| Venture one. | |
| Oh, that's tragic. | |
| I missed that. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I killed everybody. | |
| I killed everybody. | |
| Nice guys. | |
| Nice. | |
| Nice. | |
| I can feel a shield. | |
| I can feel a shield. | |
| I'm trying to farm. | |
| I'm trying to farm. | |
| Nice. | |
| You got a D.Va now? | |
| Let's go, let's go, let's go! | |
| Wooo, Ana! | |
| Yes. | |
| Brave. | |
| That was very brave. | |
| We're down, Ana. | |
| We're down, Ana. | |
| It's wrong, it's wrong. | |
| She two-time me, bro. | |
| She had a mercy pocket, man. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| No one can hide on my side. | |
| Mercy, turn down to die. | |
| Mercy, one. | |
| Oh my god, I'm dying. | |
| Carry one, carry one. | |
| D.Va slept over here. | |
| Move back, move back, move back. | |
| Jump down, jump down, jump down. | |
| Keep going back, keep going back. | |
| D.Va, I'm me over here. | |
| I need help. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| It's the end for me guys Guess so This is not the end We can recontest in a sec. | |
| Let's chill. | |
| Oh, maybe not. | |
| Where's my bubble? | |
| I need to go with this character. | |
| Deep is cringe. | |
| Alright, I'm going cast. | |
| Come on. | |
| Blocking. | |
| No, man. | |
| Wow! | |
| Wow! | |
| There's nothing I can do about that. | |
| It's fine. | |
| All good. | |
| Can you go Zarya maybe? | |
| This is counter watch, mate. | |
| come on I see one that nice nice pick Because that's fun. | |
| Lunch are here. | |
| I got a nano. | |
| Bob behind us slept, you're fine. | |
| Last week. | |
| I got a nano. | |
| Ours are nobility. | |
| Venture weak. | |
| Look at Rissa, look at Rissa. | |
| Pressure out. | |
| One, one, one, one. | |
| Rissa one. | |
| Nice. | |
| Venture behind us. | |
| Look at Venture behind us. | |
| No, he sacrificed his own life on this thing though. | |
| I'll keep you up All right last fight We got a nano. | |
| Looking at robots. | |
| She's used gold early, she's used gold early. | |
| Just chill. | |
| Oh, fuck's sake. | |
| Look at Arisa, look at Arisa! | |
| Nice, that's big hog. | |
| That's massive. | |
| Look at Venture. | |
| Venture behind, alone. | |
| I'm scared of this character, man. | |
| I'm gonna sleep the bar, I'm gonna sleep the bar *Gunshot* I'm gonna sleep on the fucking... | |
| We got one more fight I will touch, I will touch, I will touch. | |
| One of these days, I'll end up in defeat. | |
| I can contest. | |
| She's anti. | |
| Ash dead. | |
| Reloading, reloading, reloading. | |
| Look at Rissa, look at Rissa, look at Rissa, look at Rissa. | |
| Nice, yep. | |
| Nice good job Nice good job She's not great | |
| To be honest, the Ashe is also AI. If they have a hog, I'll get a swan. | |
| I will not leave a broken world behind. | |
| What do you think, guys? | |
| What should I go? | |
| Whatever you want, man. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| I'll go Ashe. | |
| That's a lot of pressure. | |
| No, that's not a lot of trash. | |
| New York, New York. | |
| A summer summer. | |
| You'll never forget. | |
| Just kill two more. | |
| You're good. | |
| Two more this round, okay? | |
| Alright, I got you. | |
| I can do two more this round. | |
| I can do two more, yeah. | |
| Where's fuck this kid's up? | |
| Ah, Arisa? | |
| Where's the ventures behind us? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| He's running anyway. | |
| For sure, it's our our eventually very big name honor adventure one venture one in this corner She was Yeah Ventures behind again Look at me I don't know Let's get a fucks That's fun, it's fun They're all burning | |
| Ash one, Ash one, Ash one. | |
| Yep, you're getting pummeled by Orisa. | |
| Look at Orisa! | |
| Look at Orisa! | |
| Trust! | |
| Trust! | |
| Got you, Asher! | |
| Got you! | |
| I'm gonna die! | |
| I'm gonna die now! | |
| I'm gonna die! | |
| Fucking sweet Jesus! | |
| What's going on? | |
| Yeah, what? | |
| All burning! | |
| Orisa's one! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Do more damage, guys! | |
| Do more damage! | |
| All good, all good, right. | |
| Yeah, that's a good one. | |
| That's a good pick. | |
| Mate, just don't die, don't die, don't die. | |
| I nearly have Bob, I nearly have Bob. | |
| Switch. | |
| Okay. | |
| I can Bob this in a sec. | |
| Help me with this. | |
| I'm gonna Bob point in a second, okay? | |
| Venture's back. | |
| Heal me, heal me, heal me! | |
| Fuck sake. | |
| That's not good. | |
| She's near a node. | |
| Kill me, heal me, heal. | |
| Got you. | |
| Kill me, heal me, heal me. | |
| She's chasing me, bro. | |
| The Arrestor is right behind you chasing me, man. | |
| Can we swap Widow, maybe? | |
| I'm getting picks man! | |
| We just need to kill this. | |
| I'm gonna go for Ana now. | |
| I got, uh... | |
| 97 and nano. | |
| How about nano to Bob? | |
| They're all following me! | |
| They're all following me! | |
| Where are you guys? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bro, fuck, I can't. | |
| There's a Bob in the point. | |
| Nasty one, nice. | |
| Look at me, look at me, look at me. | |
| Venture. | |
| Get the Venture. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Venture one, Venture one, Venture one. | |
| Nice. | |
| Winnable. | |
| Arisa weak, Arisa weak. | |
| No gold. | |
| Arisa behind guys. | |
| Look at the Arisa. | |
| No gold. | |
| I know one, I know one. | |
| Holy shit, what's going on? | |
| Only Orisa, only Orisa, only Orisa. | |
| Nice, that's big, that's massive. | |
| Nice. | |
| She resed him. | |
| She's anti-ed. | |
| Okay, Orisa, Orisa, Orisa. | |
| Orisa, Orisa. | |
| Orisa right now. | |
| Don't die, Widow! | |
| No, it's healing me! | |
| What do you want me to do? | |
| I'm healing you now, man. | |
| Get in the point! | |
| Get in the point, guys! | |
| Oh shit. | |
| What?! | |
| Yeah, you're not wrong. | |
| We've thrown. | |
| I'll make up for it though. | |
| We got it. | |
| I have some point right now, you guys. | |
| More at me, more at me. | |
| Look at more at me. | |
| More at me. | |
| Big nade in there. | |
| I'll make up for it though. | |
| I'll make up for The game's not over, you fucking moron! | |
| Shut the fuck up! | |
| Oh my god, this rhythm is going to fall the fuck out of us. | |
| We got a point. | |
| Where are you going, Mercy? | |
| Are you lost? | |
| She was hiding from the Venture, mate. | |
| No, Venture's on my face! | |
| What you talking about? | |
| You know everyone doesn't have 700 HP. Bro, a Venture's on my face! | |
| Who's she hiding about? | |
| Are you down? | |
| Venture one! | |
| Venture one! | |
| Dead! | |
| That's a good trade! | |
| We're down Ana! | |
| We're down Ana! | |
| Oh shit, the Erisa's gonna push. | |
| She's here. | |
| I spawned and she went right into me with a jab on me. | |
| All good, all good. | |
| It's because... | |
| Gotta be honest, Monkey, as much as you think you're doing a lot, like, this Orisa's doing her 30 times more than you. | |
| Bro, what are I gonna do, huh? | |
| You guys don't die from her! | |
| Go Zarya or Orisa back. | |
| Go Zarya or Orisa back. | |
| I got a simple solution for you. | |
| Don't die from Orisa. | |
| Okay, will do. | |
| I'll try my best. | |
| She's on me. | |
| What do you want me to do? | |
| I rest her behind you bro. | |
| I rest her behind you. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Venture behind. | |
| Venture behind. | |
| She threw the bob right at me. | |
| What I gonna do? | |
| What I gonna do? | |
| Not be fucking Winston. | |
| That's what you should do. | |
| Got your fucking mouth man. | |
| No more, we win. | |
| Why you die again? | |
| Alright, we gotta back up. | |
| We lost our DPS. This measure is coming for me. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Mercy woman. | |
| Healing you, Mercy. | |
| Healing you. | |
| She's anti-native. | |
| Yeah, look at what- Arisa, Arisa! | |
| Arisa! | |
| Where's my teammates? | |
| Oh, I can't. | |
| Arisa! | |
| Mercy half. | |
| Press us back. | |
| Does ass top metal do There's Ash top middle. | |
| Ash one shot top middle man. | |
| I hit her with every shot, but fucking... | |
| Nice, good EMP. Venture one shot, one shot top middle guys. | |
| Not Venture man. | |
| Ash. | |
| Unlucky guys, tank def. | |
| Unlucky. | |
| TANK DEV! Look at you guys! | |
| TANK DEV! Look, there's that! | |
| See? | |
| They get fucked by their enemies! | |
| Oh man that was funny Damn, I'm diamond 3 now. | |
| He cannot kill everybody and he told the fucking with the swap. | |
| I care of everybody, he told me to swap. | |
| Bruh. | |
| Chinaman vs. UK man. | |
| They said, how's Myron Moore call him than China man? | |
| China man be spazzing, guys. | |
| I think I be getting banned sometimes because China man be spazzing on them. | |
| Fucking UK man. | |
| The crown tree is the fucking size of a stone. | |
| Yeah, they died a lot for DPS, I'll tell you that though. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He can kill everybody. | |
| He can kill anybody. | |
| And he just told everybody to swap, bruh. | |
| Yeah, he wasn't doing anything. | |
| I died the least. | |
| I died the least. | |
| I killed the most, bruh. | |
| Fucking... | |
| funny shit man got almost 10,000 on Twitter Shout out to y'all. | |
| And then we got another 2,000 of y'all on Rumble. | |
| Thank you, guys. | |
| guys. | |
| You guys can be anywhere else in the world, but you're here with us, so I'm happy. | |
| I'm aiming for them better than their skills. | |
| Traveling to Dorado. | |
| I'm not gonna chill. | |
| They're trash. | |
| I'm gonna talk shit. | |
| He started first! | |
| Bro can't kill anybody. | |
| Until everybody swap. | |
| fucking trash man | |
| you you you you you you | |
| you you you you you you you you you you five four three two one attack commencing i will not be as a power going height Come on! | |
| Don't fret! | |
| I see you Three of them up top I Covering you. | |
| I'm grateful. | |
| Payload secured. | |
| Let's move. | |
| I'm not gonna die. | |
| I'm not gonna die. | |
| Switch to team trap by the way. | |
| One of these days I'll end up in Fiji. | |
| Kaguya? | |
| Taking care of you. | |
| Get the payload on equipped. | |
| What the fu- Yo, McCree in the back, man. | |
| Dude is fucking trash, man. | |
| He's just hiding around in the back. | |
| Doing stupid shit like that and that's why we got the point. | |
| You stupid fuck. | |
| Light over. | |
| Dumbass McCree. | |
| We got this. | |
| Let's go chat. | |
| Do you want to see my D.Va? | |
| Let's kick this off! | |
| Activating self-destruct sequence! | |
| Initialize the attack! | |
| Nice shit. | |
| I'm just moving payload like a bomb. | |
| Don't threat. | |
| I see you. | |
| Do him idiot. | |
| That's true. | |
| Do him idiot. | |
| McCree behind. | |
| Fuck McCree behind. | |
| Who's on fire? | |
| I still have some fight to need. | |
| I got demacked. | |
| We can push a little bit. | |
| Oh my god, I need you. | |
| Oh my god I need you. | |
| I've got you. | |
| Keeping you up. | |
| Keeping you up. | |
| I don't want. | |
| Don't want. | |
| Doom Doom Doom. | |
| He's coming to try to punch me. | |
| Idiot. | |
| I got no heals. | |
| Yeah, because Doom is on me in the back. | |
| That's why he's literally on me in the back line. | |
| I don't know how I'm still alive, but... | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Wow, this dude is using... | |
| What a fucking scrub! | |
| He used all his ultimates, yeah. | |
| There's everything. | |
| I'm not finished. | |
| Watch out! | |
| Activating self-destruct sequence! | |
| It's high noon. | |
| I got one. | |
| Game on! | |
| I'm moving payload Don't move payload Take cover Don't move payload I'm backing up. | |
| They're chasing me though. | |
| I don't know where the fuck the rest of our team is at. | |
| Oh, come on! | |
| We can push the payload farther than that! | |
| Your carry is here! | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| Loose your low! | |
| Loose your low! | |
| Payload mobilized! | |
| Let's get this way! | |
| Curricul! | |
| No TP! Curricul! | |
| Curricul! | |
| Curricul! | |
| Nice guys! | |
| Thanks. | |
| Only Doom! | |
| I got Doom! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Let's go, man. | |
| Activating self-destruct sequence! | |
| Don't tread. | |
| I see you. | |
| Back in action! | |
| Bayload mobilizing. | |
| I got a nano. | |
| I won't let you fall No! | |
| You're fired up. | |
| Get in there. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Wow. | |
| This is not the end. | |
| Yeah. | |
| The payload is approaching its destination. | |
| Healers are coming back. | |
| 60 seconds remaining. | |
| We can't move until the payload moves. | |
| Cree on the right, man. man. | |
| Hurry on the right flanking, man. | |
| 30 seconds remaining Fine we got 30 seconds Trying to stay alive Myron I'm gonna... | |
| I'm gonna find... | |
| You touch it? | |
| I touch it. | |
| *Mercrae is anti-naded over there* *Mercrae is burning* Yeah I'm trying to, but there's 4 of them shooting you *Mercrae is burning* *Mercrae is burning* We pushed it far. | |
| We just hold them. | |
| Yeah, we're doing good. | |
| Fucking hell. | |
| I'm dead with their tank. | |
| Yeah, look at their tank. | |
| Look at mine. | |
| Look at me. | |
| This is attack death. | |
| We'll win this. | |
| I'm gonna go D.Va. | |
| I'll stay and hide one. | |
| I like to play with the Ogre. | |
| Because I play with him, I always get a lower pin. | |
| And if he leaves, if he leaves, I still got lower pin. | |
| That's so nice. | |
| I don't know how it works, but... | |
| Hey man. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| I got you, VATU. | |
| Stop the payload. | |
| I need a lot of space. | |
| Help me. | |
| No! | |
| Oh my... | |
| No, heal me, heal me. | |
| Yeah, don't pick like that. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Georgie Valo. | |
| Your D.Va is very low. | |
| Coming back. | |
| Alright, we got the advantage. | |
| Oh my god, how did I die? | |
| I die, I die, I die, I die. | |
| You guys don't have tank now. | |
| Can't see the adventurer. | |
| Come back man, come back, come back, come back. | |
| Keep coming back man. | |
| Slept with Eva. | |
| Running. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Yeah, don't die first, Myron. | |
| Just stay with me. | |
| I will protect you. | |
| I'm about a source of- Oh. | |
| I won't give in. | |
| Stay with me, I will protect you. | |
| I can't see any more. | |
| Yeah... | |
| I shouldn't I shouldn't I'm just dying Just die just die just die just die I'm not gonna play or I'm not gonna I play hot I play hot Let's out them here Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm not even shooting another team, I'm just focusing on healing you guys man | |
| Start doing better damage though We have McCree behind us. | |
| They don't have time! | |
| McCree behind my rear! | |
| Don't stand it still! | |
| He's up top! | |
| He's up top man! | |
| Take cover! | |
| Don't stand it still! | |
| We're the Mercy too! | |
| We're the fucking Mercy! | |
| I can't do nothing about that! | |
| They're just trying to stay with me. | |
| I can protect you. | |
| I was right behind you bro. | |
| So bad. | |
| It wasn't about that. | |
| It's about this McCree just flanks. | |
| On the other team. | |
| That's what he's been doing the whole time. | |
| Sucks. | |
| His aim sucks. | |
| He literally just... | |
| Look, here he is again. | |
| come back here he is again with the fucking mercy pocket man I need you on you here on you here one of these days I'll end up in Fiji I've got you. | |
| ENT! Leon Timo! | |
| I can't do nothing about that! | |
| Go back, man! | |
| Don't go there! | |
| Don't go there! | |
| Oh, you're gonna die there. | |
| They all score for you. | |
| I don't know how I can protect you. | |
| Annoying, man. | |
| I'm not playing healer no more. | |
| I'm gonna take second floor now. | |
| Look at this shit, man. | |
| The Sombra's right on- I can't do nothing, bud. | |
| How the heck can I keep you alive? | |
| I don't know. | |
| They always go for you. | |
| I will lose. | |
| Yeah, he focused on me really hard. | |
| I got a nano if you want to get out here. | |
| Ohhhh. | |
| You're part. | |
| Defeat. | |
| Oh. | |
| They always go for you. | |
| I can't do nothing about that Gearing up his damage | |
| Fuck this shit. | |
| Alright, we got some people. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| I'm the hero now. | |
| Oh, nice. | |
| All right. | |
| Time to fucking take my frustration on these scrubs. | |
| Switch the team. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Safety's off. | |
| It's a cruel world out there. | |
| I hate this map, man. | |
| Flash points are always boring. | |
| Alright, switch to team chat. | |
| Oh no, we're already in here. | |
| You're tripping, man. | |
| Shit I forgot what our record is. | |
| I will check when this game is on. | |
| Yeah, after this game is on. | |
| Doomlow! | |
| Nice, won the same fight. - Bye. - Receive my name. - Let's attack the objective. | |
| Got her. | |
| Jumping on point. | |
| Cap the point, man. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I'm on here. | |
| Rally to me! | |
| Alright, we'll be back in it. | |
| Doom? | |
| Doom 1? | |
| Idiot. | |
| This Doom is garbage. | |
| McCree 1? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Hanzo's low too Hanzo dead Kids are trash. | |
| See, we went from playing like those diamond kids, now we're playing at like, plat level, I think. | |
| So these kids are getting their shit first thing. | |
| Or low diamond. | |
| We were playing high diamond master before. | |
| Oh, they got Bastion now. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| Get back man, get back, get back, get back. | |
| Get back, go back Bastion 1 Okay, here comes the push. | |
| We got it. - Dad. | |
| Moira low. | |
| Kiri low. | |
| Moira dead. | |
| Now these kids are getting their shit pushed in. | |
| How much is your... | |
| Where are you guys going? | |
| I'm 86. | |
| Where are you guys going? | |
| I was following the Orisa, I don't know. | |
| Okay, Bastion on the left-hand side. | |
| Bastion is low. | |
| Heal's on point. | |
| Bro, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. | |
| Doomfist on point. | |
| With soldier. | |
| Just play by yourself. | |
| My bad, my bad. | |
| Alright, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| I didn't see the character. | |
| Oh. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Doom is lo- No no no, we cannot fight. | |
| We cannot fight, we cannot fight. | |
| Get back I got hold on I got a visor too that we can use. | |
| Whoa, Doom! | |
| Right here! | |
| No, no, oh man. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Fucking Scrub got the luckiest punch ever. | |
| Still got to fight at me. | |
| Anna, online. | |
| Roadhog time. | |
| Fire at work. | |
| Their soldier's low. | |
| Doom is trying to look for a punch. | |
| Kill the mahog. | |
| Please surrender. | |
| Are we going to push? | |
| Yup, let's go. | |
| I'm about to advise her in. | |
| Can he heal though? | |
| No! | |
| Can we touch? | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Three of them looked at me right when I try to go on the side They can't get away with this They are high ground Yep, I'm here. | |
| They're gonna come from here, Mary. | |
| From where? | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Doom is on the other side. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| I cannot save you here. | |
| Why you don't take copy? | |
| I am. | |
| I am. | |
| I'm not dead. | |
| I'm talking about the tank. | |
| I'm talking about the tank. | |
| Doomfist. | |
| Doomfist. | |
| Doomfist right here. | |
| With the Kyrie. | |
| Oh man. | |
| Go high ground man. | |
| I'm running away. | |
| I'm on my way. | |
| Much better. | |
| Don't die! | |
| Come on Soldier low Ah! | |
| Bastard can die! | |
| Bastard can die! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Big pick! | |
| Big pick! | |
| How about an ult from the side? | |
| Off angle! | |
| Off angle! | |
| Let's go big flank! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh my god that's so huge! | |
| Nice flank! | |
| Let's keep going on high ground. | |
| That's nice. | |
| That's very nice. | |
| They're all focused on Orisa, so you kill them all. | |
| Don't shoot the block! | |
| He's gonna punch now. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Don't troll him! | |
| Don't troll him! | |
| Don't jump down! | |
| Try not to get... | |
| Doomfist behind me. | |
| He's chasing me bro. | |
| He's chasing me, he's chasing me, he's chasing me, he's chasing me, he's chasing me. | |
| Doomfist behind me. | |
| He's chasing me bro. | |
| He's chasing me the whole way bro. | |
| Get down Ana, get down Ana, Ana, Ana, get down! | |
| Careful, there's more of them than us. | |
| Bro. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Yeah, don't give them space. | |
| If they're chasing you, just stay. | |
| You got two healers behind you. | |
| Soldier low, soldier. | |
| Soldier low! | |
| Doom low! | |
| Doom low! | |
| Shoot his block! | |
| Fuck him! | |
| Moira! | |
| Moira! | |
| Moira low! | |
| Good finish. | |
| Just like this point. | |
| These kids are fucking garbage, man. | |
| I don't even know how they made it this far. | |
| Who's on point? | |
| Bastion! | |
| I got your ass one. | |
| You're not? | |
| Good finish. | |
| Boom. | |
| Fuck him up! | |
| Heal's on point, use it. | |
| We got it, we got it, we got it. | |
| Moira over here, Moira over here. | |
| No, no, come back, Moira, come back! | |
| They can kill you instantly. | |
| Just stay on point. | |
| We got it. | |
| Bastion's on the side. | |
| Doom on point. | |
| Bastions on the side. | |
| Doom on point. | |
| Doom is low on the side. | |
| Doom! | |
| They use two ultimates. | |
| No, three ultimates they use. | |
| Three ultimates they use. | |
| They use three ultimates to take the point. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Come back with a visor. | |
| Where'd she go with this bitch? | |
| I got all down. | |
| Alright. | |
| - on top - looking at me in the back I'm gonna visor them from behind. | |
| You guys ready? | |
| Create some space. | |
| Why is there someone behind? | |
| Bro. | |
| y'all should win that fight I've seen tougher spots I've got you in my sights Bro One dead? | |
| Oh my god damn Fuck, bro. | |
| I don't know how we lost. | |
| We have better stats than them and everything we killed them more, like, bro. | |
| I don't know how the fuck we lost that shit, man. | |
| Our tank dies first, that's why. | |
| The Auriza dies first, so we cannot cap the bomb. | |
| What's our thing right now? | |
| I heal the most, I do the most damage. | |
| What's our record? | |
| I'm checking it right now. | |
| 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. | |
| We lost 5. | |
| Or 12 and 9. | |
| All right, we'll win the next one. | |
| It's one of my worst maps. | |
| It's one of my worst maps. | |
| It's one of my worst maps. | |
| It's one of my worst maps. | |
| It's one of my worst maps. | |
| The usual? | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Hate this map too, but... | |
| Initiating combat. | |
| I will keep a sail. | |
| it's getting off they can high ground on the left nice Ryan on point. | |
| Ana low. | |
| Ryan on point. | |
| Low. | |
| Ryan low. | |
| Lifeweaver low. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Time to roll these scrubs. | |
| Now go get 'em! | |
| I call it big guys I can't do shit Doom on point Doom! | |
| Hello. | |
| Hog as well. | |
| hog pushing up 21 Hanzo. | |
| Hog low Hog low That warms the bones. | |
| Bionic healing ready for you. | |
| Meet your fate! | |
| Persistence is always rewarded. | |
| Everyone heal up. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Yeah, these kids are getting their shit pushed in. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's the problem of the map. | |
| You know? | |
| It's not our problem. | |
| Because jungletown is trash, we lose that fight. | |
| We got better stats than Steelers. | |
| We got a better map. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Time to fuck these kids up again. | |
| Time to capture the objective. | |
| Victory is within our grasp. | |
| Slow! | |
| Sniper! | |
| Go high ground man, go high ground. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Ah, shit, they got a Widow. | |
| Bro, what? | |
| A hog behind her. | |
| Arrests him. | |
| Panzo? | |
| Just die there, just die there. | |
| I'm running. | |
| So we got we can't regroup faster. | |
| Okay though. | |
| They'll regret that *Gunshot* Pog is low. | |
| Is there Hanzo on top? | |
| Yeah, they're all on top. | |
| I'll watch those like that. | |
| Looping up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Cannot push you. | |
| Don't take him, Iron. | |
| I see. | |
| Yep, I see, I see. | |
| Hanzo on the back. | |
| By the stairs. | |
| He's low. | |
| And I got a visor. | |
| Hawk no hook. | |
| Do we got nano? | |
| No. | |
| We're just on. | |
| I am looking down the objective. | |
| Heels right here. | |
| Pop advisor. | |
| Dead. | |
| I got DPS! I got DPS! I got DPS! Hog, is Anton healed? | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out of him. | |
| He could die. | |
| He could die. | |
| Nice. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Now he's staggered too. | |
| Okay, they got walls. | |
| Just stay on high ground. | |
| Don't peek. | |
| I see her. | |
| I hit her with a halix. | |
| She's still there. | |
| One shot on her. | |
| One shot on her. | |
| Got her. | |
| All right. | |
| Now we got a hog coming on point. | |
| Hog coming on point with a Kyrie next to him. | |
| Pog on point. | |
| Ah shit. | |
| Hanzo on point one. | |
| Hanzo on point one. | |
| Tracer on point. | |
| One two. | |
| She just recalled. | |
| Kiri with her. | |
| Pog is low. | |
| Pog is low. | |
| Kiri one shot on point. | |
| They're all low. | |
| They're all low. | |
| Kiri. | |
| Kiri gone? | |
| Nice, Marin. | |
| Tracer low! | |
| Reaper, get her! | |
| There you go! | |
| Nice, nice, nice, nice! | |
| Don't die, Marin. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Stay alive. | |
| Stay alive. | |
| I am. | |
| I am. | |
| Hog is low. | |
| Hog is low. | |
| Hog's coming for me. | |
| I know. | |
| Kill. | |
| I know. | |
| I know. | |
| Where's Hog? | |
| Where's Hog? | |
| He's in the middle. | |
| He's in the middle. | |
| Kill Hog. | |
| He's coming to me right now. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Nice, nice. | |
| Get down! | |
| Heal something at all? | |
| Oh shit. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Zen-1? | |
| Zen-1? | |
| Next to you, Moira? | |
| Alright, nice. | |
| These kids got fucked up. | |
| Nice nice nice nice Play of the game Yeah, we're 13 now Nice Nice nice, baby Nice nice, baby | |
| Nice, baby Oh my god, it's 5 a.m. | |
| now. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Is 5 a.m. | |
| your time? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Very, very late. | |
| I mean, I already... | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Myron? | |
| Yeah? | |
| I cannot play until your time, 6 p.m., okay? | |
| Okay, so 45 more minutes. | |
| Alright, no problem, dude. | |
| What's our record right now? | |
| We're 13 and 9? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Every soldier needs a class. | |
| Until 6.30, okay? | |
| Okay, so our 50 minutes. | |
| Stronger. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| And then I'm gonna go to gym, and I'm gonna go to work. | |
| Alright. | |
| Right or wrong, I'm gonna finish this war. | |
| I go to team chat. | |
| yup let's do it alright let's fuck these kids up man pick up mauga? | |
| should do it That's better. | |
| Mercy low, mercy low. | |
| I got gunji, I got gunji, I got gunji. | |
| I got gunji. | |
| Mercy low, mercy low. | |
| Nice. | |
| Next up. | |
| I'm on MAGA! I'm on MAGA! MAGA low! | |
| Got him! | |
| These kids are trash on the other team. | |
| Pushing up! | |
| You don't have to! | |
| Get back! | |
| Get back on the corner! | |
| Get back on the squad. - I offer something more. | |
| Genji up. | |
| Winston, Winston, Winston. | |
| Alright, we got the... | |
| Monkey low, monkey low. | |
| Genji... | |
| Okay, they ran away. | |
| We got one hitter. | |
| We only got one hitter. | |
| I got heals on payload. | |
| Heals on payload. | |
| Heals on payload needed. | |
| Michael. Michael. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. | |
| Nope. | |
| Just wait, wait, wait. | |
| Mucky is here. | |
| You're going, you're going now. | |
| I'm multi, I'm multi. | |
| Monkey one, monkey one. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Damn it, man. | |
| Dice, that should have died though. | |
| Bro, why the tree? | |
| Leave the tree, brother. | |
| Why the tree, man? | |
| Who's dying? | |
| Why I could die? | |
| Bro, take cover. | |
| The tree is gone. | |
| Thank you I got heals right here Oh my god | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Probably have sojourn ult, I see. | |
| Genji low up there. | |
| Who deal flats me? | |
| I almost died, bruh! | |
| Is it no bubble? | |
| Back my... | |
| Genji behind us. | |
| Genji one, Genji one. | |
| Push up, push, push, push, push. | |
| Best fighter ever. | |
| Sojourn weak. | |
| We're Ana. | |
| Sojourn 1 HP! Good finish on the Sojourn. | |
| Good stuff, good stuff. | |
| They can die maybe. | |
| I'm on payload. | |
| I'm on payload, guys. | |
| Are we seeing no cooldowns? | |
| Oh, the ult. | |
| I'm on payload, so you don't have damage. | |
| Heater, I... | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm a man of a mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| Arisa on the right. | |
| Arisa on the right. | |
| Come get healed. | |
| Sojourn low. | |
| Orisa behind you guys. | |
| Orisa. | |
| Orisa on payload. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Mercy on the left. | |
| Mercy on the left. | |
| McCree. | |
| McCree won. | |
| Good kill. | |
| I got McCree. | |
| Only Mercy. | |
| Mercy and Sojourn. | |
| Kill them all! | |
| You guys got this! | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Missy didn't die, what the fuck? | |
| She's the GOAT? Look at my stats man! | |
| Good stuff, good stuff my friend. | |
| Most kill and most damage. | |
| And not bad heal. | |
| Nice. | |
| I thought I only gonna play with you like... | |
| One or two hours, but time goes too fast. | |
| Gabe will do so. | |
| The stream is full of bots. | |
| Would be surprised if you had more than 30 people in here. | |
| Look how fast the chat is moving. | |
| Yo, Gabe, you do realize that most people don't use chat, right? | |
| Only about 10% of people are in the chat and any given stream that they're watching. | |
| So shut the fuck up, you dumbass. | |
| You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. | |
| Yeah, Rombo don't have robots, right? | |
| Nah, man. | |
| And I don't bot. | |
| Like, fucking... | |
| People literally, like... | |
| Dude, only about 10% of people... | |
| Or in chat, for any given stream, you fucking retard. | |
| Gabe will do you fucking dumb fuck. | |
| Soldier I have a very good news to you. | |
| They have Farah and Mercy. | |
| So, enjoy. | |
| That's not gonna be fun. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| Stop the payload. | |
| Paragon right side. | |
| The versity. | |
| She's already low. | |
| She dropped down. | |
| Zarya no bubble, Zarya no bubble. | |
| Fara? | |
| Fara dead. | |
| Zarya low. | |
| Sombra hacked me, but... | |
| Sombra on the back, Sombra on the back, guys. | |
| Sombra is still behind They swapped to Echo. | |
| I got Orisa. | |
| look at that echo echo low echo low echo low echo low Echo low! | |
| Echo players low! | |
| Whoa! | |
| Rissa! | |
| Rissa! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| She flanked! | |
| Number one! | |
| Gang my guy! | |
| Bitch! | |
| Took the mega! | |
| I got you! | |
| Come back. | |
| Ha! | |
| Sombra, you stupid bitch! | |
| Nice fire! | |
| Don't die there. | |
| Get back. | |
| Get back. | |
| They're gonna jump you man, they're gonna jump you, they're gonna jump you! | |
| Man... | |
| Careful, we're outnumbered. | |
| I will help you, you gotta run. | |
| I didn't even notice she rushed me. | |
| Damn. | |
| That was stupid of me. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| I can dodge. | |
| If I don't get scared. | |
| We're okay. | |
| I cancelled my world. | |
| Orisa low! | |
| Orisa so low right now! | |
| Orisa so low! | |
| Orisa won! | |
| I'll pop an advisor. | |
| Fuck this kid. | |
| Get on my face, Sombra, you stupid bitch. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Echo gone. | |
| or she lost her clone. | |
| Ahhhh. | |
| The payload has reached the chip. | |
| Horrified, they're using all the old spells. | |
| Still got some fight in here. | |
| I reset, copy my rolls. | |
| Oh. | |
| That one's confirmed. | |
| I got Marissa. | |
| I'm shooting her. | |
| She's low. | |
| Marissa could die. | |
| We're a one. | |
| Marissa dead. | |
| Echo. | |
| Echo on the ramp. | |
| She backed off. | |
| Nice damage. | |
| And they say, Siddlery is dead. | |
| The Hainu created some space for us, good stuff. | |
| Yo, uh... | |
| Moira over... | |
| Yeah, they're coming up later. | |
| They're coming up behind us, right? | |
| Oh, okay, they're not, they're not. | |
| Baytetus? | |
| Reaper low. | |
| Reaper low. | |
| Orisa low. | |
| Orisa gone. | |
| Doom. | |
| I'm gonna go to the next level. | |
| He goes right here for y'all. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| I mean... | |
| Arisa, no gold. | |
| Arisa, no gold. | |
| Arisa won. | |
| Give me a life, give me a life. | |
| I got a visor behind. | |
| They got healed, they got healed. | |
| Nice! | |
| Mercy won! | |
| Mercy won! | |
| I shouldn't have done that. | |
| We're one! | |
| They can't get away with this. | |
| We're good, we're good. | |
| We're good. | |
| We're good. | |
| You created this space, at least. | |
| Let's go. | |
| You're all looking at you, you know? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I shouldn't have dropped down there. | |
| Over here! | |
| Just go up. | |
| Go up. | |
| Come up the stairs, Cassie. | |
| Come back. | |
| Come back. | |
| They got ram now We're low on the right Ram has no shield Rupert flying camera Reaper flanking on the left! | |
| Reaper flanking on the left! | |
| Where? | |
| I don't see him. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| My bad! | |
| My bad! | |
| Can't you no reflex? | |
| I got you, McCree. | |
| You guys got this? | |
| You guys got this? | |
| You can kill them all. | |
| Ah shit, here we go. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Sorry guys. | |
| My mate. | |
| My mate. | |
| No, that's not your bad bro. | |
| I shot him while he was reflecting. | |
| I shot the rocket when he was reflecting. | |
| Ah, it's okay. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Mercy with the Genji. | |
| Mercy low. | |
| Mercy low. | |
| I see one. | |
| Got her. | |
| Ram, ram, ram, ram. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| How did you guys pick this? | |
| I'm going crazy. | |
| GG. | |
| Moira OP, Moira OP. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Nice! | |
| Nice, nice. nice. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, we're rolling these kids now. | |
| We're floating. | |
| Thank you. | |
| They're still arguing in the chat. | |
| Bye. Bye. | |
| Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. | |
| Bye. Bye. Bye. | |
| It's OK, guys. guys. | |
| I sleep. | |
| I slept until your time, like 2 a.m. | |
| Or like 1 p.m. | |
| And I get up and play with Myron. | |
| Yeah. | |
| After I play with Myron, I'm gonna go to work. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| No, man. man. | |
| The girls in China, the big city, they're all like American women. | |
| Because they like American culture, you know? | |
| They're westernized. | |
| You wanna find a good girl, you're gonna have to go to countryside or small town. | |
| Yeah, I work in gym, man. man. | |
| All right. | |
| Give me one second, China, man. | |
| I'm still here. | |
| I'm just on the phone. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sorry about that, Will. | |
| Well, go ahead. | |
| Yeah, can you hear me now, bro? | |
| So, if any, it's hard. | |
| Because if I didn't do an ETA, anything's arbitrary, you know? | |
| Yeah, yeah, of course What kind of happens with these things at this point is Is that the reason that rep goes on me is either they're scared to touch your couch or they're going to get fired It's the first thing that they don't want to tell me because they don't want to upset me They say whatever reason is that I'm not getting paid at my point here The way that I usually get past it is One of these days eventually a rep or a team comes by Says they're willing to work with us | |
| *Bad music* *Bad music* Arriving at Konseo *Bad music* Yeah, the feminist culture is all over the world I promise you. | |
| It's very big in Korea and big city in China. | |
| It's very big. | |
| But they cannot do anything because they don't have got our Government to back them up. | |
| It's a little bit better than US. Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| I remember we were looking into Corsini SPC. | |
| Let's just say they're involved with more than Alisei and fancy cars. | |
| Okay, so... | |
| 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| Objective unlocks in 30 seconds. | |
| What's up? | |
| Let's get this done. | |
| Enemy here. | |
| Objective unlocks. | |
| I'm not going to get this done. | |
| They're pushing ahead! | |
| Take them out! | |
| Dodge this! | |
| I've got meds! | |
| Over here! | |
| I spot an enemy! | |
| The mortality is being deployed! | |
| You'll be safe in here! | |
| Anna Anna in the room That puts us in first but don't get cocky! | |
| Watch out for that enemy! | |
| Everyone feel up! | |
| While we are the wedding, you must surrender to my will. | |
| We need a robot back! | |
| Buy more animals! | |
| Double kill. | |
| Over there! | |
| These are always... | |
| Very cute! | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| A taste of poison. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Efficient. | |
| I've got a strong move. | |
| Drop up with me. | |
| Come on. | |
| Keep your head. | |
| I'm in your attack. | |
| The kill actually is a large. | |
| I'm on my game now. | |
| It's go time. | |
| Buy your more ready. | |
| Overloading scrim. | |
| Confirm. | |
| Take cover. | |
| Over here. | |
| I was here. | |
| Good to see you. | |
| Greetings! | |
| Hmm. | |
| Hello! | |
| Unassailable, Flora! | |
| Please! Please! Please! Please, do not slow! | |
| Ah! | |
| Target's locked! | |
| Open spot! | |
| I'm behind you! | |
| I'm here! | |
| Come on! | |
| We're on the move! | |
| This end is now! | |
| Surrender to my will! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Double shipper. | |
| Over there. | |
| Hostile mass. | |
| No, you don't touch. | |
| Unattailable, Broadway. | |
| Fields on low. | |
| Ha! | |
| I'm on my game now. | |
| Expo. | |
| Poison. | |
| There he is not. | |
| Receive my aid. | |
| Over here. | |
| Let him out. | |
| This is the only patch of light. | |
| Disrupting. | |
| Hot down side. | |
| I spot him. | |
| Game check. | |
| Up to the ground. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Your power emanates! | |
| Enemy here! | |
| Biotic healing ready for use. | |
| Approaching with our final destination. | |
| Clear out! | |
| We're here for all the veils. | |
| It's go time! | |
| I'm going to get the power to the enemy! | |
| I rub some dirt on it! | |
| let's go over there to the point surrender to my will over here this is a line at work over there | |
| escorting the robot Ha ha ha! | |
| My power emanates! | |
| Forward spawn activated. | |
| I'll take him down. | |
| Approaching the final destination. | |
| Enemy here! | |
| I will not be denied. | |
| Let them up! | |
| Hostile mark. | |
| Besson ishabana. | |
| Vail more! | |
| Peak performance! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| This anything! | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| Victory! | |
| I'm gonna go. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| A taste of poison. | |
| Tactical visor activated. | |
| This end is nasty. | |
| Sorry about that guys, I was on the... | |
| I was on the phone, we were smoking them kids and I wasn't even fucking on the mic. | |
| Oh shit, I don't have time to bother you one though. | |
| Damn. | |
| What was that? | |
| I said our teammates are trash. | |
| I carried them. | |
| We carried them. | |
| We did. | |
| We did. | |
| I was fucking on the phone and we still fuck those dudes up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright, let me put my face cam back on. | |
| Sorry guys, I was on the phone earlier. | |
| Very important phone call. | |
| We're 16 now, man. | |
| We're 16 and what? | |
| 16 and 9? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Nice. | |
| We win two games. | |
| Win rate is going up, baby. | |
| Chat, again, I'm playing on Chinaman's account. | |
| On my normal account, I'm a diamond DPS, but Chinaman is diamond. | |
| This is one of his smurfs that I'm using. | |
| Do I still have access to the other China account? | |
| Do I still have access to the other Chinese account? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Remember how you gave me the Ana account? | |
| Yeah, you can use that too. | |
| Alright, sweet. | |
| So China man gave me two accounts, guys. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh look! | |
| Overwatch League is on right now, bro. | |
| Overwatch Esports. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Campaign survey. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let's say the Champions Series. | |
| I was curious. | |
| Here, let's go on Twitter Ninjas. let's go on Twitter Ninjas. | |
| Let's see what's on Twitter. | |
| Wow, this is crazy. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let's show this. | |
| They destroyed the Gaza Strip, man. | |
| They destroyed the Gaza Strip, man. | |
| Shout out to my guy, Jake Shields, man. | |
| Oh, someone has a chat in here. | |
| He goes, Marin, I got a CGO, non-1811 position with the FBI. I want to transition 1811-0. | |
| Do I have an advantage? | |
| I'm not sure what I should do. | |
| What steps should I take? | |
| Congratulations, King Darula. | |
| Yeah, bro, definitely you're in a way more advantageous position because you're already going through a background check and you're already going to do a polygraph, etc. | |
| So just apply under... | |
| I'm going to teach y'all niggas this right now. | |
| Let's go ahead, man. | |
| Let's give some value here. | |
| So you go USA Jobs, right? | |
| Sorry, I said USD Jobs. | |
| USA Jobs. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| I'm using a gamer keyboard, which is a lot smaller. | |
| You go USA Jobs, right? | |
| You guys want to become a special agent with the government? | |
| This is what you do. | |
| Boom. | |
| Boom. | |
| This? | |
| 1811, right? | |
| Then y'all can see here. | |
| National Science Foundation, National Science Foundation, Crow Investigator, Office of Inspector General, IRS, IRS, IRS, IRS, DEA, Department of State, let's see here, I'll go social. | |
| But, U.S. Secret Service, boom, boom, boom. | |
| And then you're just going to look for federal, look, ATF is, oh no, this is a group supervisor. | |
| I know the FBI is hiring, bro. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Boom, there you go. | |
| So, Federal Bureau of Investigation, this is what the FBI does a lot, guys. | |
| They have these certain backgrounds, right? | |
| Cybersecurity, law enforcement, military background, healthcare services, medical background, psychology, counseling background, education, teaching background. | |
| Safety's off. | |
| So they have a bunch of different ones that you can apply for depending on your background. | |
| But since you're going to be with the Bureau, bro, just go ahead and apply internally. | |
| But it's way easier to come on as a special agent when you get on with the agency, bro. | |
| Way easier. | |
| So, this is what it's about. | |
| Turn out the torch. | |
| Shut the fuck up, bro. | |
| Improve your speech. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Alright, yeah. | |
| yeah go team shot Shut the fuck up nigga Trying to add value Fucking go on the USA Jobs page, waiting for it to load. | |
| Like, yeah, you might hear an O or whatever the fuck it may be. | |
| Shut up, man. | |
| Goddamn, bro. | |
| Motherfuckers just like to criticize all day. | |
| And half the motherfuckers that criticize something more shit are fucking losers. | |
| Fucking brokey losers trying to tell me something. | |
| Shut the fuck up, man. | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| Hold on, let me go to over ice cream. | |
| I got it, guys. | |
| Not dead yet. | |
| We die calling Ryan is about half Nice bomb. | |
| Hey man, this Reinhardt is crazy. | |
| Shooting him? | |
| Tracer is chasing me. | |
| Trying to pin. | |
| This Reinhardt is a weirdo. | |
| I'm on this Reinhardt. | |
| I'm shooting him. | |
| Slow. | |
| Kill this idiot. | |
| Dead. | |
| There we go. | |
| Tracer on the McCree. | |
| Tracer low. | |
| Tracer low, Tracer low, Tracer low! | |
| Good finish, bro. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Got her, got her, got her, got her, got her. | |
| We got it, we got it. | |
| Reinhardt top right. | |
| Should be able to get this. | |
| the payload has reached the shield oh my god who needs healing? | |
| i'll try to repay the favor i got a visor i'm breaking the shield Ryan can die. | |
| Good shit. | |
| What is this Ryan doing? | |
| He's an idiot, dude. | |
| Tracer on the left. | |
| Tracer on the left to buy the health pack. | |
| Oh, she ran away. | |
| Sojourn one. | |
| Sojourn low. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I dropped down. | |
| I dropped down. - Yeah, the enemy! - Dead eyes ready. | |
| Tracer one. | |
| Ryan, Ryan, uh, below. | |
| Get back a bit. | |
| Get back a bit, D.Va. | |
| That'll work. | |
| Cover the payload. | |
| We're moving up. | |
| Reinhardt, what the fuck? | |
| Receive my aid. | |
| Tracer behind you guys. | |
| Tracer behind you guys. | |
| I'm good, I'm good. | |
| Three of them looking at me right now. | |
| Tracer one! | |
| She's still one, bro. | |
| God damn it, man! | |
| We got this! | |
| We got this! | |
| This is no recall! | |
| Let's go. | |
| Pale, immobilize! | |
| Let's get this win! | |
| Whoa, Arisotops! | |
| Orisa top. | |
| She dropped down. | |
| Alright, we got payload. | |
| Arisa could die. | |
| Nice, nice, nice. | |
| Moira? | |
| Moira low? | |
| I'm dead? | |
| Surge on bottom left. | |
| Surge on bottom left. | |
| Payload is Oscar Mike. | |
| Oh my god, I got injured. | |
| My bad, my bad. | |
| Trying to survive. | |
| Trying to survive, guys. | |
| Trying to survive. | |
| Survive! | |
| Survive! | |
| Uh, ditch the car man. | |
| Ditch the car. | |
| Let's go back. | |
| We're down the hill. | |
| We're down the hill. | |
| I'm running Yeah. | |
| Orisa's half. | |
| Orisa half. | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out this Orisa. | |
| She's won! | |
| Orisa won! | |
| Orisa won! | |
| You guys got this! | |
| You guys got this! | |
| She solo ulted you. | |
| That's unlucky. | |
| What's up here? | |
| BUDDYS! | |
| Kill BUDDYS! | |
| Here comes the Arrest Sop. | |
| He's chasing me. | |
| Orisa could die. | |
| Orisa could die. | |
| Arisa! | |
| Arisa can die. | |
| Arisa won! | |
| I hit her with the direct helix. | |
| She's low. | |
| Whoa, McCree! | |
| Okay. | |
| I got visor. | |
| Let's go, let's go. | |
| I'm pushing up Nice This idiot windowed up top. | |
| He's low. | |
| Baptiste is low. | |
| Baptiste is one. | |
| Got him. | |
| Taking high ground. | |
| Top left. | |
| Move below. | |
| Move below. | |
| Where is she? | |
| Oh, McCree bottom left. | |
| Oh, I'm pushing pedal? | |
| I wrestle low. | |
| I wrestle one. | |
| One on one too. | |
| There we go, good shit. | |
| Good game, good game. | |
| Only other DPS in the team channel. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Yo, the Bronx native. | |
| You're an idiot, bro. | |
| You're really a fucking idiot, dude. | |
| That's all I can say to you, bro. | |
| You're a fucking idiot, bro. | |
| *lots of music* Trying to help someone get into law enforcement because it's a respectable profession and then your dumbass wants to sit here and be like... | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| What the fuck do you do for a living, bro? | |
| What the fuck do you do? | |
| How about you drop your Instagram and tell everybody what you do that makes you so successful, you fucking dickhead, where you're gonna go sit here and tell someone that what they want to do isn't fucking... | |
| Is it worth it? | |
| No, top quid. | |
| See, here's the thing. | |
| It's not about getting emotional. | |
| It's about you motherfuckers are losers talking shit. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| The guy asked for some advice. | |
| The guy wants to work in law enforcement. | |
| Don't try to undermine what the fuck he wants to do for work, you fucking piece of shit. | |
| Fuck you, man. | |
| Some of y'all niggas are some fucking losers talking shit. | |
| The guy wants to be an FBI agent? | |
| Cool! | |
| Respectable profession. | |
| Alright? | |
| What the fuck have you done in your life if you're over here trying to talk shit about someone else? | |
| Fuck off, man. | |
| Goddamn, man. | |
| So many fucking losers on this shit. | |
| Fucking piece of shit, man. | |
| Rock's name, I'm not a dress of shit, so you just say who the fuck you are, Drop your Instagram so we can all laugh at your dumb ass. | |
| You and TopQuib. | |
| Drop your shit. | |
| Cause you guys are literally some fucking losers, bro. | |
| Some fucking loser pieces of shit in here because someone wants to get into a fucking law enforcement career. | |
| You fucking assholes want to talk shit, man. | |
| Fuck you guys, man. | |
| Seriously. | |
| Like, I really don't fuck with like half of you niggas that be in this chat talking shit, man. | |
| Fucking dickheads, man. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Where are we? | |
| Fields are locked. | |
| Tracer low too. | |
| Zarya and Tracer low. | |
| Zarya's half. | |
| Zarya low. | |
| We lost our man. | |
| first was on me I rub some dirt on it Let's go. | |
| This idiot said a plane didn't hit the Pentagon. | |
| You're a retard, bro. | |
| I don't know what to tell you. | |
| You're a legit idiot. | |
| Yo, um... | |
| Zarya up top? | |
| Can't you dead? | |
| Sorry on payloads. | |
| She's low Watch our 911 breakdown you dumbass We brought Ryan Dawson on. | |
| No one knows about 9-11 more than him. | |
| We already broke down who was behind it, you dumbass. | |
| Such a fucking idiot. | |
| How are you gonna describe the pictures that we showed you where you can see dead people and plane parts on the Pentagon, you idiot? | |
| We showed you fucking pictures. | |
| Dumbass Get you on the left Go back Run, run, run, run! | |
| Keep running Myron Don't use your ult when everybody's fine Still got some fight in me. | |
| Bronx native, you must be new here, bro. | |
| We already talked about 9-11, bro. | |
| We went over the whole thing. | |
| You're an idiot, dude. | |
| You're a legit fucking idiot, man. | |
| Low IQ moron. | |
| Stupid as shit. | |
| Yo, that's low. | |
| Benji, you won. | |
| Zarya won. | |
| Good finish, good finishes. | |
| You got idiots in my chat, bro. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Stupid fucks, man. | |
| I know, I know, I know. | |
| I say him, I say him. | |
| Yeah, he must sound like in the game like actually that kind of person. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| Someone that thinks he knows what the fuck he's talking about. | |
| Yeah, she stuck me. | |
| We got one more person. | |
| I mean, we lost somebody. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Yeah, that's unfortunate. | |
| We lost that, we lost that, we lost that. | |
| Just don't die, just don't die Now go to high ground there Yeah, there's a Tracer flanking around right now. | |
| Next door, McCree. | |
| I can... | |
| Behind you, Tracer! | |
| Behind you, Tracer! | |
| That's why I didn't want to go there. | |
| They go hide on that bitch was right there man Let's go Tracer on the right Oh Oh my god, bro. | |
| Baptiste is top right. | |
| The window. | |
| They used a few ultimates. | |
| Yeah, try to touch. | |
| Try to touch. | |
| Bionic healing ready for use. | |
| We're outnumbered. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Mounties low. | |
| Zarya low. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Come on, pick it! | |
| Knock me down and I'll keep getting back up. | |
| Round two. | |
| Complete. | |
| Score. | |
| Three to three. | |
| Switching sides no | |
| A soldier needs a cause. | |
| Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the deadlock gang. | |
| The tank said, my internet is doing funny things. | |
| And then the other hitter said, close point hop. | |
| Stick together! | |
| Let me take the hit! | |
| Alright, we can win this, man. | |
| These kids on the other team suck. | |
| I was too focused on this fucking retard. | |
| Bronx native is a dumbass. | |
| Yeah, and we lost a player. | |
| Chat, just cook Bronx native, bro. | |
| You guys can cook Bronx native. | |
| Breaking shield. Venture up top. | |
| Woah, what the hell? | |
| This Reinhardt could die. | |
| One shot on the Rein. | |
| Kill this Venture, go on. | |
| Tracer recalled. | |
| Woah! | |
| Reinhardt, Reinhardt could die, kill him. | |
| Got him, got him. | |
| Two dead on their team, two dead on their team. | |
| We got this. | |
| I'm on payload Ryan bottom left Ryan bottom! | |
| Heels on payload! | |
| Heels on payload! | |
| Ryan is one! | |
| Ryan is one! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Our tank died. | |
| Read that. | |
| Our diva is being too greedy. | |
| Die first. | |
| If we wanna win just always stay on high ground. | |
| Never go down. | |
| Just let Orisa contest the card. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| We can win this. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm gonna stay on top of the gas station. | |
| For mercy, man. | |
| Yeah, here go, Burg. | |
| Burg is fine, too. | |
| Two minutes, we got this. | |
| You got a hands on? | |
| Bro, shut the fuck up, man. | |
| Shut the fuck up, bro. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| The fucking retard in the fucking shot, bro. | |
| Go have a debate with Ryan Dawson and get absolutely embarrassed, dude. | |
| Go ahead, you fucking dumbass. | |
| You're such an idiot, man. | |
| Such a fucking dumbass. | |
| Pressure trying to flank. | |
| Biotics deployed. | |
| Hanzo low. | |
| Pracer on me. | |
| I need help. | |
| Baptiste and the Tracer were bullshitting you. | |
| I thought we were sitting on high ground, man. | |
| But they're on the low ground, so... | |
| Bro, I have to use it. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| It also doesn't help that no one's in chat besides me. | |
| I stand with you. | |
| Daria on top of the gas station. | |
| Oh Baptiste. | |
| Baptiste on top of the gas station. | |
| Baptiste, one shot. | |
| Good shit on Baptiste. | |
| We got these scrubs, sorry. | |
| One minute, one minute, we got this, we got this. | |
| Just stay on Hygromarine. | |
| Alright. | |
| I did last time and two of them went after me. | |
| Baptiste and... | |
| I know, because if you need help, just jump down. | |
| Our comp, they want to play on the... | |
| Hanzo and Baptiste. | |
| Don't get packed Hanzo low Hanzo low Hanzo low! | |
| "I'm ready for the ready" "Piery, low" Tracer dead. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Yeah, guys, in chat, thank you so much, Kleecomyron. | |
| That's why I'm so annoyed by this fucking Bronx native idiot, because we showed irrefutable proof, photographs of the plane parts on the floor, hitting the Pentagon. | |
| Literally, you can see the plane parts in there, and you can see the burned bodies. | |
| You're an idiot, Bronx native. | |
| You're a complete fucking idiot if you don't think a plane hit the Pentagon. | |
| You're a moron. | |
| You're an absolute moron. | |
| Absolute fucking moron. | |
| I showed proof of this shit. | |
| Irrefutable proof. | |
| Topquip, fuck you, man. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Honestly, bro, I don't fucking like you and you're about to get banned. | |
| You're on the verge of getting fucking banned, bro, because all you do is sit here and talk shit for no reason. | |
| I don't even know why you're here. | |
| I genuinely don't even know why you're here. | |
| Like, I don't know why you're here, bro. | |
| You're over here watching a nigga that you don't like. | |
| You're a fucking loser. | |
| You're honestly about to get banned. | |
| Because here's the thing. | |
| I'm all for free speech, but I'm not for free retards. | |
| And you're a fucking retard. | |
| I don't like retards. | |
| Some of you motherfuckers are legitimately fucking stupid, low IQ fucking idiots. | |
| I'll show you irrefutable proof with someone that's researched 9-11 for the better part of 20 fucking years. | |
| We took enormous risk to do that podcast for you guys, to show you guys the truth. | |
| And then I got this fucking dumbass, a Pentagon didn't hit the fucking, a plane didn't hit the Pentagon. | |
| Then what the fuck hit it, retard? | |
| What the fuck hit it, you dumbass? | |
| We went over the entire 9-11 situation. | |
| We went with the official story. | |
| We showed you the unofficial story. | |
| We went over everything. | |
| And then your dumbass has the fucking goal to come in here and say, It's not true. | |
| How much did they pay you to say that? | |
| How about we got demonetized? | |
| How about that, idiot? | |
| We didn't get paid shit. | |
| You fucking dumbass. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Y'all niggas are losers, bro. | |
| Some of you guys that come in here are talking shit. | |
| I'm off for free speech, but I'm not for fucking free retardation, which some of you guys are playing retarded. | |
| Stupid, low IQ morons. | |
| Stupid as shit. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Stupid fucks, man, in this shit. | |
| Stupid fucks. | |
| I bring on experts that know way more than you, and you dumbasses got the gall to come in here and be like, well, that's not true. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Shut the fuck up, Bronx native. | |
| You're probably on welfare, sitting in the Bronx right now, fuckin' broke you, eating a fuckin' egg, bacon, and cheese, you bum-ass nigga. | |
| Fuck you, man. | |
| Listen to some fuckin' Bronx drill or some shit, you bum, in your fuckin' rat-infested apartment with roaches. | |
| Fuckin' losers. | |
| Some of y'all niggas really deserve to be banned. | |
| Not for free speech, but because you guys are stupid. | |
| And you guys bring down the fucking value. | |
| You guys bring down the IQ of the chat. | |
| You stupid fucks. | |
| Fucking idiots, man. | |
| Idiots, idiots, idiots. | |
| We did 9-11 in five parts, no problem, bro. | |
| We did 9-11 in five parts to teach you guys what the fuck happened, and you dumbasses got the gall to come in here and say, Oh, a plane didn't hit the Pentagon. | |
| Shut the fuck up, you dumbass. | |
| Stupid fuck, man. | |
| Show you irrefutable proof, and then your dumbass wants to sit here and argue. | |
| brought on experts that know way more than you do. | |
| Kreegon. | |
| I'm running. | |
| We're all dead. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. | |
| That's why I'm back. | |
| That's why. | |
| What the fu- Oh my god. | |
| Switching a team shot. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Tracer behind us. | |
| She's up top, she's up top. | |
| Nice, nice, nice thing. | |
| That's better. | |
| McCree below. | |
| There Ryan is low. | |
| Ryan is low. | |
| Oh shit, McCree, McCree up top. | |
| McCree up top. | |
| I have to drop down. | |
| Where is he? | |
| There's a tracer too, bro. | |
| It's a tracer, man. | |
| Tracer and a McCree. | |
| I got McCree. | |
| Bro, no one heal me! | |
| Bro! | |
| Never mind, we got a lead. | |
| We got a lead. | |
| Oh, we got a checkpoint. | |
| Nice. | |
| Don't die now, please Ryan is one Oh my god, man. | |
| This tracer is fucking annoying, bro. | |
| McCree over here on the other side, bro. | |
| Let's go back, Amaran. | |
| Go back, go back, go back. | |
| Back it up, back it up, back it up. | |
| Keep going back, keep going back. | |
| Yeah, but this tracer is full. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| I love you. | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| I'm shooting the McCree. | |
| McCree's low one. | |
| McCree's one. | |
| Hey, I got a heal pad right here, bro. | |
| I got a heal pad right here. | |
| McCree and Tracer over here. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, I thought you were with me. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I am with you. | |
| But he kill you too fast. | |
| I'm one and I Q'd like two hands. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| I need healing. | |
| I need a doctor. | |
| Oh, it's on the side. | |
| Reinhardt. | |
| Engaging the enemy. | |
| They must not take the lead. | |
| Whoa, there's a Reinhardt up here. | |
| And a Moira. | |
| What the f- Gotta be kidding me bro | |
| The church was carrying them, bro. | |
| 100% smurfing. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| There, the test is object. | |
| Over there! | |
| Tracer? | |
| Get a pool! | |
| I got hails right here for you bro Pop advisor No. | |
| We'll die too many people, man. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Don't, don't pop advisor. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| McCree weak top left. | |
| McCree weak top left. | |
| McCree. | |
| Tracer, tracer, tracer low on the left, bottom left. | |
| McCree on the left, McCree on the left, McCree on the left over there. | |
| He went up the stairs. | |
| He's one, got him. | |
| Lucio up there too We're on the left she wasted her pain Lucio low Got him? | |
| I'm already looking at the tracer Forcing her to recall. | |
| Tracer low, behind us. | |
| No one pushing payload. | |
| No one pushing payload. | |
| I'm trying to help my Reinhardt. | |
| He let us get hammered down, bro. | |
| Yeah, just play by yourself. | |
| If he got a bad position, you don't have to go with him. | |
| You're still alive, so we got a possibility to win What? | |
| What? | |
| What?! | |
| Tracer's on the left-hand side. | |
| McCree? | |
| McCree low, got him. | |
| Tracer behind our brine. | |
| Recalled. | |
| She has like maybe one blink left. | |
| I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you. | |
| I'm with you! | |
| I got no heals? | |
| The Tracer wasted another recall. | |
| Bro, I don't need to see. | |
| You can rest, you can rest, you can rest! | |
| It's bad... | |
| You know what the fucking person is on the back line, man. | |
| Then the scrub gets a lucky hindu. | |
| Don't let them push it any further. | |
| McCree weak as hell. | |
| It's Kegel. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Viser behind us. | |
| Oh my god, bro! | |
| This fucking tracer, man! | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Where's my heel? | |
| 60 seconds remaining. | |
| I don't quit till the fight's done. | |
| Spare brad. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| You gotta be kidding me. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| It's handy. | |
| It's handy. | |
| 30 seconds remaining. | |
| Defeat. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| It's handy. | |
| It's handy. | |
| We're 18 and 10. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| Okay, let's do one more. | |
| I need a happy ending. | |
| Yeah, let's do one more. | |
| You wanna get off? | |
| No, no, no, we'll go, we'll go. | |
| Oh, yeah, okay. | |
| We're 18 and 10, Mary. | |
| 18 and 10. | |
| Fed reacts tonight, guys. | |
| 1. | |
| 18 and 10 you said? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Here, let me pull up. | |
| I'm gonna pull this shit up for this idiot. | |
| I'm gonna have to probably get off Twitch to show y'all this. | |
| ...present to unknown numbers. | |
| Please leave a message after the beef and I'll get back to you. | |
| Want to save up to $6,400 on health insurance annually? | |
| How I relieved my irritated sciatic nerve in a few weeks. | |
| I just found out I have stage 5. | |
| What's up, guys? | |
| All right, so I'm going to go ahead and end the Twitch stream because we're going to go over this 9-11 shit for this fucking dumbass. | |
| Twitch. | |
| Boom. | |
| Switch done. | |
| All right. | |
| The Fresh Hit Podcast, man. | |
| We're here. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| I know I have it here somewhere. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Do we scroll down more to get the pictures? | |
| Because they want to see the plane parts. | |
| Oh, sure. | |
| Just go to the debris page. | |
| I think you have a tab open for that, even. | |
| I think you already looked. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright. | |
| What is this? | |
| Yeah, I mean, they're like, there wasn't any pieces smaller than that. | |
| First of all, they found the black box. | |
| That looks like a piece of the fuselage right there. | |
| There's some proof right here for y'all. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| You stupid! | |
| Yep, that's the piece of landing gear right there. | |
| There's the black box. | |
| It's all twisted up, but it's got... | |
| What's that, Broxnative, you fucking dumbass? | |
| What is that? | |
| Huh? | |
| You dummy? | |
| You stupid ass nigga! | |
| What is that? | |
| The American Airlines logo on it even and the material number and stuff. | |
| It was right there. | |
| All that stuff. | |
| See those people? | |
| Let's say they're about 5'11 or whatever. | |
| All that stuff piled up there is pieces of airplane. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yep. | |
| There you go. | |
| There you can see some of the painting of the lettering that's still on the plane. | |
| And look at the yard. | |
| There's another one. | |
| Let's pause this for a second. | |
| They're like... | |
| There's a... | |
| There's nothing in the yard. | |
| First of all, the lawn isn't even adjacent to the Pentagon, the parking lot is. | |
| Think about it. | |
| You don't have people park in the parking lot and then walk across the lawn. | |
| It goes building, parking lot, lawn. | |
| And there's debris. | |
| See why this dude's a fucking dumbass, guys? | |
| Alright, we're gonna go play the game and then I'll finish playing the video after this. | |
| Deal with this Bronx native retard. | |
| Enemy here, hydrated. | |
| Watch out for that enemy. | |
| That should do it. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| There, an enemy. | |
| Biotic healing ready for use. | |
| Then we... | |
| I jump into the team shot. | |
| I rubbed some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| An enemy here! | |
| Precision and control. | |
| Time for spring. | |
| Enemy contact. | |
| Enemy here. | |
| Fields are locked. | |
| The numbers do not favor us. | |
| I require aim. | |
| Redeploying. | |
| Arrest a one. | |
| I'm coming up. | |
| This ends now. | |
| We're outnumbered. | |
| Watch yourself. | |
| She's gonna blow! | |
| It's go time. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Let's keep it up. | |
| Everyone heal up. | |
| I'm ready to That's better. | |
| Life protects the lions. | |
| Who needs him? | |
| Enemy here! | |
| They're moving the payload. | |
| Shut it down. | |
| Enemy here. | |
| Damn it. | |
| My tree's gone. | |
| My cover's gone. | |
| Come get him. | |
| Thanks. | |
| *Best of attack* Yo, is there anybody in chat, man? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm still fighting. | |
| It's like I feel like I'm playing by myself. | |
| Yeah! | |
| That's off the enemy! | |
| Your day just got made. | |
| Enemy here! | |
| I'm ready for you. | |
| Kill the Arisa, man! | |
| No one touched? | |
| I killed you and no one wanted to touch. | |
| Get back, man. | |
| my face lost that point already. | |
| Do not move! | |
| Arisalo! | |
| I need help. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| Ah! | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| Fuck. | |
| I gotta rub some dirt on you. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Do something! | |
| And I hear. | |
| Get over here. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| No one can hide from my sight. | |
| antibiotics to play. | |
| I'm here. | |
| I guess a week. | |
| Shit. | |
| I gotta heal up in 6 seconds, 6 seconds. | |
| 2 seconds. | |
| Okay, Arisa got you. | |
| They got Widow. | |
| Yeah, one shot on the fucking Orisa I trade Fields online Careful about the Widow. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| it's a lot of people to get it ah let the kids you I can't get away with this. | |
| This ends now. | |
| Yeah, there's three on top right. | |
| Three on top right. | |
| Oh, everybody's on me. | |
| I don't got heals. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you. | |
| into the iris Pop and buy so Round one Complete. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to three. | |
| Switching sides Yeah, our tank just keeps getting erected. | |
| Yeah, I was gonna tell you that our tank sucks. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Stay in here, will you? | |
| I hate when people run off without me. | |
| In this world, pacifism is foolish. | |
| What makes you think I am a pacifist? | |
| You sure talk like one. | |
| Perhaps it is assumptions that are foolish | |
| Just arrest out on a wash is over here, but she should die if you punish for that join me No one move payload. | |
| Wow, okay. | |
| Come on. | |
| Come on. | |
| Arisa one. | |
| Got her. | |
| Let's go man. | |
| Ash, that's too dead. | |
| Don't chase too hard. | |
| I'm not, I'm not. | |
| Nah, I killed two though. | |
| Arisa's coming back. | |
| Arisa can die, I got her. | |
| Ash on top middle. | |
| Kiri? | |
| Kiri low? | |
| alright good shit | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Orisa, Orisa half. | |
| Orisa low. | |
| Orisa could die. | |
| Got her. | |
| Fuck these idiots. | |
| off you. | |
| You can't beat me. | |
| Come on, a rampage with these scrubs this time. | |
| Fuck you, kid. | |
| fucking these kids up this time nice night Alright. | |
| Is that to die? | |
| You're a fucked idiot. | |
| We're melting these kids. | |
| we got it bro My bad. | |
| It's all good. | |
| I can charge your phone. | |
| I tap too quick. | |
| sure rockets up there Sigma Sigma low. | |
| Sigma low. | |
| Xen too. | |
| Sigma half. | |
| Xen gone. | |
| Xen gone. | |
| 4, 4, 4. | |
| oh shit nice nice That bitch was looking at me. | |
| He was on point for you guys. | |
| Segma could die! | |
| No! | |
| We're just forced to transcendence. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Nice, nice, nice. | |
| They kept going, we can't stop. | |
| careful there's more of them why won't you bro can i go winston Oh, man. | |
| Zara is not gonna push. | |
| we got a grub oh no go one star man bruh, this is so frustrating we cannot push | |
| We got a grub He wants to use his grab probably Next! | |
| Wow this Arya is trash He fired it into the Sigma fucking ult. | |
| The Sigma fucking thing, dude. | |
| I got sniped. | |
| Yo, our Zarya shot the grab into the Sigma fucking vortex. | |
| Fucking sorry, bro. | |
| So fucking bad. | |
| so fucking bad man. | |
| I'm alive I'm alive They're not chasing me. | |
| Nice night. | |
| That's a big one. | |
| That's a big one. | |
| Push Winston's in there Winston's in there. | |
| Let's help her. | |
| She's one. | |
| Zen is one! | |
| Zen is one! | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| The Zen is one. | |
| Nobody got him. | |
| Good. | |
| Still got something to fight. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Lucio. | |
| Tracer, Tracer, Tracer. | |
| Arisa trying to come in. | |
| I'm gonna stay on with a man | |
| He hold that grab like fucking five minutes. | |
| get fucking sucked fucking hell it's not my job to get you back alive but stay close to me alright | |
| we got a minute manage it anyways yes okay jvd music Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| attack commencing escort the payload payload secure pull out close the payload like a gentle rain pull them up top that's better the air cold no no I'm on this Sigma. | |
| Sigma weak. | |
| Sigma low. | |
| Sigma low. | |
| Got him. | |
| Heels on payload. | |
| Heels on payload. | |
| Widowmaker up there. | |
| Widowmaker 1. | |
| Bro, the Widow got all the heaters. | |
| Bro, this Widow killed both heaters. | |
| Our heaters are trash. | |
| Can we touch her now? | |
| Can we touch? | |
| Yeah, our heaters are trash. | |
| 3 to 3. | |
| switching sides. | |
| I'm going to go ahead and get the power of the enemy. | |
| cause Much lies in store. | |
| Let us see to it. | |
| You better keep up. | |
| This isn't a daycare. | |
| Kids can surprise you. | |
| Then I better not be disappointed. | |
| Kids also disappoint you. | |
| You're gonna get a widow, Maren. | |
| Don't peek too much. | |
| Yeah, I'm all in the corner. | |
| I need healing. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| Sigma. | |
| Sojourn. | |
| What else? | |
| Oh, soldier. | |
| Soldier on the right. | |
| Soldier on the right. | |
| Soldier's on the right. | |
| Trying to get it off angle. | |
| Oh, I'm gonna turn this closer. | |
| Got her! | |
| Zen-1! | |
| Zen-1 below! | |
| Zen-1 below! | |
| Sigma could die? | |
| Good finish. | |
| We got this shit. | |
| We're gonna full hold these fucking sorry-ass scrubs Sigma pushing up Shooting the fuck out the Sigma. | |
| Soldier and weak on their team. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Xen is planking. | |
| Xen is below. | |
| Xen is one below. | |
| Xen is one below. | |
| Oh, Sojourn on me here. | |
| I need help. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| She knocked me off. | |
| Sigma half. | |
| Sigma dead. | |
| Let's go. | |
| You guys got this. | |
| You guys got this. | |
| Oh my fucking god. | |
| Zen is one! | |
| Zen is one! | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Hide. | |
| Soldier low! | |
| Soldier low! | |
| Tracer behind! | |
| Bro, what? | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Time to go big, visor time. | |
| No! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fuck! | |
| God damn it man! | |
| How do we lose that? | |
| How do we lose that? | |
| I've got you Defeat They'll regret that Play of the game Experience tranquility Oh Mr. Omatra Yeah, that was trash bro Oh my gosh, you're so fucking dumb | |
| Yeah, that was fucking trash bro. | |
| Fucking trash man. | |
| He just threw the game doing that super shit. | |
| Alright, you getting off, you said? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Let me see. | |
| It's 6.50 my time. | |
| It's 6.50 my time too. | |
| Yeah, let's throw one more. | |
| Alright, yeah. | |
| I don't want to leave on L either. | |
| I won't, I won't. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But the last one, whatever we win or lose, I have to go. | |
| No, I understand, bro. | |
| Anyway, back to this thing with the 9-11. 9-11. | |
| Be on both anyway. | |
| Ryan, question for you. | |
| This is going to have the pictures of the bodies, right? | |
| It's not edited? | |
| There are bodies, so maybe you want to stop. | |
| Look, guys, you can go to my website and see a whole bunch of pictures of debris and playing cards as well as bodies. | |
| This is what we're going to do. | |
| This is what we're going to do. | |
| Guys, come on over to Rumble. | |
| We're going to just switch over to Rumble so y'all can get the full unedited joint. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because we're about to show you guys dead bodies. | |
| So, guys, come on over to Rumble right now. | |
| Rumble.com slash FreshFit. | |
| Or should I read these chats that came in? | |
| I'll read these real quick. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And we're going to finish going through because you guys are about to see some graphic pictures. | |
| For all the people that said, oh no, it's not real. | |
| I love your show, Dylan Patterson goes, but I find it hilarious how you go into a fit of rage whenever black Americans mention anything about history. | |
| You arrows play the victim even more. | |
| All you do is complain and blame them boys for issues. | |
| No, here's the difference. | |
| You can actually criticize Caucasians. | |
| Alright, so now let's go back to the plane parts now. | |
| We can finally show what we want to show here because we're on Rumble. | |
| Okay, so we're covering the plane parts here for everyone that said that there was no plane. | |
| Keep scrolling down, Chris, please. | |
| Alright, so you guys can see more plane parts. | |
| There's some more of the fuselage. | |
| You know, you got to think a plane's mostly a tube, so it's going to be crushed. | |
| But they found that's actually a section of the undercarriage wing. | |
| Okay, keep going. | |
| Yep. | |
| More plane. | |
| All of that is debris. | |
| Hold on. | |
| You can't just fly past that pile. | |
| These are all pieces from the plane. | |
| And some of that debris is messed up luggage and whatnot. | |
| But it was pretty shredded. | |
| And you can see a lot of it's burned. | |
| But there it is. | |
| Here's a body still in its seat. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Well, the whole guy is charred. | |
| You can see. | |
| There's two bodies right there. | |
| And that guy's still strapped in, 83. | |
| And you know, there is lots of these. | |
| I think two pictures wasn't enough, you know. | |
| But they're acting like, where are the bodies? | |
| There's bodies. | |
| In fact, every single person on that plane, except for the baby, was identified by DNA, which was sent to Walter Reed and dental records. | |
| They found every single passenger. | |
| Nobody evaporated, except for the baby, unfortunately. | |
| There's one of the wheels. | |
| There you go. | |
| And then Walter Reed's not in on it, okay? | |
| It's not like the hospital. | |
| For all the idiots that said that, the plane didn't hit the Pentagon. | |
| uncalled a boom the point is vulnerable | |
| I'll keep the enemy! *Sounds of poison* *Sounds of poison* *Sounds of poison* A taste of poison! *Sounds of poison* Enemy here! *Sounds of poison* I'll try... | |
| Enemy! | |
| You're on the objective! | |
| No! | |
| Place the map! | |
| *Sounds of poison* Adventure one! | |
| That one here! | |
| We're a one too. | |
| We're on point wheat. | |
| Where are we? | |
| I've got medicine. | |
| Who needs them? | |
| Alright, um, I'm supposed to team shot, I guess, my... | |
| My bad. | |
| I'm a team chat, my bad. | |
| These kids are trash on other teams. | |
| Doom, idiot. | |
| Doom. | |
| Doom. | |
| Doom one. | |
| Kill this idiot. | |
| Dead. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Moira? | |
| Trying to play? | |
| Moira one. | |
| Moira one. | |
| Morrow won. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Come here. | |
| I can heal you. | |
| There's the enemy! | |
| Benji won. | |
| What's up, Genji? | |
| Doom can't die! | |
| Doom can't die! | |
| Doom on the point! | |
| don't mind the point fucking sucks man they'll regret their lives their lives their lives to contestant Just contest it to get it as high as possible. | |
| It's okay. | |
| It's okay. | |
| We got five volts. | |
| We just need to win one more fight. | |
| I cannot heal everybody. | |
| What is this arm? | |
| Where I am going. | |
| I'm good man. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| I'm not yelling at you. | |
| Doom, Doom, Doom right here! | |
| Doom, Doom can die! | |
| Let's go, let's go, let's go. | |
| Push off that. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Use everything. | |
| Fuck these kids. | |
| What's up, Tracer, you bitch? | |
| What? | |
| Tracer won, man. | |
| man she's the last one Doomfist gonna touch Still got some fight in me Doomfist can die! | |
| Kill Doom! | |
| Kill Doom! | |
| Nice! | |
| Over here! | |
| Here's the enemy! | |
| Enemy here! | |
| We're trying to come on point? | |
| Tracer, tracer, tracer. | |
| Soldier on point too? | |
| We're on point weak with Kuriko. | |
| Kyrie one! | |
| Kyrie one! | |
| Next to you! | |
| Doom! | |
| Doom on point! | |
| Doom on point! | |
| One shot on him! | |
| One shot! | |
| Doom one! | |
| Nice! | |
| You're not even an effective criminal organization. | |
| Bro, this Ryan's trash, man. | |
| Bro, you're fucking shit at the game. | |
| Don't even talk. | |
| What? | |
| Kyrie's literally boosting you. | |
| You're dog shit. | |
| You're literally dog shit. | |
| Who boosts me? | |
| Who boosts me? | |
| Kyrie. | |
| Kyrie's literally the only one doing valuable fucking kills, man. | |
| You're just dying on loot. | |
| Huh? | |
| Look at my stats! | |
| Are you blind? | |
| I got the best stats on the game! | |
| Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the deadlock game. | |
| Are you blind? | |
| Or are you a retard? | |
| Bardock, he's a GM, bro. | |
| He's smurfing, bro. | |
| Like, this is not a... | |
| You got some problem. | |
| You got some problem. | |
| Whatever, are you blind or are you a retard? | |
| Bro, I can't even understand. | |
| You sound like shit Bruh, what's your action? | |
| I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you Yeah, talk more, talk more Doom is one, Doom is one, Doom is one Good stuff Be careful, I'm about to dive more Moira, Moira, top middle. | |
| She drop it down on y'all. | |
| We got a point. | |
| - Oh my God. - I can't get away with this. - I can't get away with this. - Here are numbers. | |
| Whoa, the Widow's on our side, Wahanzo. | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| We don't make our bottom middle. | |
| Now she's in the sky. | |
| Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom 1. | |
| Doom 1 right here. | |
| Doom 1 shot point. | |
| We're a 1, we're a 1. | |
| We're a 1. | |
| We're a 1. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| What the fu- Dude, I got all of them down so low, man. | |
| Ardum, die first. | |
| Alright. | |
| Hanzo, one! | |
| Hanzo, one! | |
| I'm there! | |
| Bro, you all died. | |
| How am I supposed to disengage you and fire me? | |
| Like, what the fuck do you want me to do? | |
| Bro, you die first! | |
| What you talk about? | |
| I just got sniped. | |
| Bro, you die first! | |
| I'll have some dirt in it. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Yo, Doom weak on the right. | |
| Kill him, kill him, kill him! | |
| He's low on the top right with Hanzo. | |
| Kill the Hanzo, please. | |
| Doom is low. | |
| I got heal for you here, Genji. | |
| No Hans Oh I killed Widow. | |
| Hanzo's low, Hanzo's on the side. | |
| Can anybody kill someone? | |
| Can anybody kill someone? | |
| Please! | |
| Oh, you killed one! | |
| Nice! | |
| Oh, you died. | |
| Never mind. | |
| Can we touch or not? | |
| No. | |
| I killed Widow but everybody died. | |
| Alright, let's just win this shit let's just win this shit man. | |
| Doom, just dive the Widow, bro. | |
| Make her life hell, alright? | |
| Just kill her. | |
| And then we win this shit. | |
| The problem is that the Widow is able to control the space so he can't fucking attack the way you want. | |
| Just jump on her, dumbass. | |
| You and Genji, just jump on her, bro. | |
| That's all you guys gotta do. | |
| "Shut and no mercy" What they're doing for his sucks Alright, their widow's gone Konzo got lucky. | |
| He didn't even aim, bro. | |
| I killed their DPS! Why we lose? | |
| We got this, we got this. | |
| Go back, Marin! | |
| Go back, Marin! | |
| I don't suck so badly I literally killed the Widow and the kill *laughs* Redeploying Bro stop trying to make out like you're going crazy Moira, Moira low, Moira low | |
| *Mario's death* Moira, low. | |
| Carry on Hanzo. | |
| Tentive is crazy Winnable, Winnable, Winnable Report here now! | |
| Don't fist! | |
| He misses punch, he misses punch! | |
| He's behind you guys low. | |
| He's behind you guys low. | |
| Puriko why don't you heal me? | |
| I healed you. | |
| Yeah everybody just died. | |
| Yeah everybody just died. | |
| I cannot do nothing about that. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Yeah, you will do it! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Her body just They're doing this is fucking us up, bro Bro, we have nothing to counter them. | |
| Literally nothing. | |
| He's dead. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Can we get in here, please? | |
| Let's get in here. | |
| Hanzo gone. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Widowmaker 1. | |
| I'm on point. | |
| Not losing these fucking scrubs. | |
| We're about to have the biggest comeback ever. | |
| Take this shit. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got Visor coming up. | |
| Doom idiot Moira! | |
| Doom is low! | |
| This is easy for the catch. | |
| The other- I've got you in my sights. | |
| Double! | |
| Get the Moira! | |
| That's the last one! | |
| Get the Moira on point! | |
| Moira on point! | |
| Moira on point! | |
| Here we go. | |
| I'm not losing these fucking sorry ass kids, man. | |
| Doom, doom, doom, doom. | |
| Doom! | |
| Doom low! | |
| Doom low! | |
| Kill him! | |
| Good shit! | |
| Good hook! | |
| Good blade! | |
| Where's the Hanzo? | |
| I see him! | |
| He dropped down! | |
| He dropped down! | |
| He's above that window up there! | |
| These kids are fucking garbage! | |
| I don't have- No! | |
| Fuck! | |
| They got a sim, man. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Winnerable. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| - Lium can die. - Lium is dead. | |
| Doom is dead. | |
| Hanzo up top, Hanzo up top, Hanzo up top, Hanzo up top. | |
| Got him too, let's fucking go! | |
| What a fucking comeback! | |
| Moira, Moira, Moira, Moira, help our genji. | |
| Moira one, Moira one, Moira one. | |
| Kill this bitch. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's fuck him. | |
| Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Let's go. | |
| Let's go, what a fucking comeback! | |
| Soldier, dead, let's go! | |
| Kids are fucking trashed! | |
| Oh my god, happy ending! | |
| I need a happy ending. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| These dudes are trash! | |
| What a fucking comeback! | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I got the... | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Ask Engine. | |
| I'm not sure how to fight. | |
| All right. | |
| Chinaman, you getting off, right? | |
| Chinaman, you getting off, right? | |
| Yep. | |
| We got a happy ending. | |
| I got a happy ending. | |
| That works. | |
| That is a happy ending, my friend. | |
| I'll let you go and do your thing. | |
| What's the final... | |
| What's the final... | |
| The final stats is... | |
| Is... | |
| 19 and 10? | |
| Let me check. | |
| Let me check. | |
| I think it's 19, I'm not sure. | |
| 19 and 11. | |
| Not bad, not bad. | |
| Not bad? | |
| Not bad. | |
| Overall? | |
| Yeah, not bad overall. | |
| 70%? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So that's a high win rate? | |
| Yeah, high win. | |
| We always got high win when we play. | |
| Yeah, we always win more than we lose. | |
| So that's a big one. | |
| Most people... | |
| That's a science of good. | |
| So... | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| GG's. | |
| Alright, brother. | |
| I'm gonna go to work now. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| You take it easier. | |
| I'll show the audience the rest of this fucking 9-11 shit. | |
| Alright, bro. | |
| For the haters out there. | |
| Have a good one. | |
| I'm happy. | |
| The medics and stuff are like, yeah, we're just going to fake this DNA because actually it's a missile. | |
| And there's just sort of a montage of plane parts down there. | |
| Wow. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know, the engine rotor, the landing gear, certain casings, wheels, pieces of just the fuselage. | |
| They didn't show any of this, did they? | |
| Fuck no. | |
| They didn't even show the hole. | |
| So my God. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's keep going. | |
| So there. | |
| All right. | |
| On the left. | |
| That's right in front of the hole out of the C-ring. | |
| Which was, they're like, there's no way this soft nose cone made of aluminum. | |
| It's not the soft nose cone. | |
| It's the landing gear. | |
| They didn't put the landing gear down, right? | |
| When you land a plane to live, you put the wheels down. | |
| When you're not trying to land the plane because you're aiming it at a building, you leave it up. | |
| And when it's up, you just have a big steel casing with a tire on it. | |
| That's what's in the nose. | |
| And that's what went through. | |
| And there's a big tire. | |
| You can see the tire. | |
| And a piece of the landing gear right in front of the hole. | |
| And then that one, they moved it. | |
| You can see the mud. | |
| They said the hoses have been on everything. | |
| But it's pretty intact. | |
| That's what's punched through. | |
| Here's another one from inside. | |
| Look at all these columns bent toward the left. | |
| You see the sunlight on the right? | |
| The hole collapsed. | |
| The floors above collapsed into the holes. | |
| That's all that debris and crap. | |
| But Barbara, what's her face, hosing something. | |
| She acts like there was a bomb in the Pentagon and that the columns bend out. | |
| China man, I thought you were gone. | |
| China man. | |
| All right. | |
| No, they don't. | |
| They all bend in. | |
| My bad. | |
| What happened? | |
| I need to say goodbye to chat, too. | |
| My bad. | |
| Goodbye, chat. | |
| Alright, Chinaman wants to tell you guys goodbye. | |
| Goodbye, chat. | |
| I gotta go to work. | |
| I'll see you maybe next Overwatch stream. | |
| Bye, everyone. | |
| Alright. | |
| Thanks, bro. | |
| Thanks for letting me use the Chinese account. | |
| I got two Chinese accounts. | |
| Just see how ninjas are wondering. | |
| Yeah, if you need a lower rank account, I got two. | |
| I might need one because I got to play with Angie. | |
| Yeah, I'll get you one today, okay? | |
| Thanks, bro. | |
| I appreciate that greatly. | |
| Hi, brother. | |
| Shout out to China, man. | |
| And the reason why this is a big deal, guys, is because you have to play 50 quick plays and that shit's a pain in the ass. | |
| I don't want to fucking do that shit. | |
| It's fucking miserable. | |
| Anyway, let's go back to this shit before all the idiots that said that 9-11 didn't happen where a plane hit the Pentagon. | |
| Let's go back to it. | |
| Every single one of those is curved to the left, especially when you've got the mouse on right there. | |
| They didn't break, but the impact of the plane had enough force to bend it. | |
| Some of them broke, but you can see there's one broken, but some of them just bent. | |
| The ones the fuselage plowed through were snapped, and the ones the engines hit, but the ones the wings hit just sort of bent a little bit. | |
| Right. | |
| Those wooden stacks are to prevent the floor from collapsing further, but you can see the columns are completely snapped there. | |
| And you have some more. | |
| One has a plastic bag around it. | |
| That was a broken column where a plane busted through. | |
| More plane parts. | |
| There's more. | |
| That's a whole bunch of different plane parts right there, actually. | |
| And they're like, where does it evaporate? | |
| Does that look like it's evaporated? | |
| No. | |
| There's more landing gear from the back. | |
| Those are the back tires. | |
| The metal casing, like the upcap part, sitting there. | |
| You have a piece of it. | |
| In that plane, when it's about to crash, bro. | |
| You know what they'll do? | |
| They'll say, well, that's not a Royce-Royce engine. | |
| Let's count the spokes. | |
| They'll act like it's a different plane. | |
| It's like, dude, give it up. | |
| It's Flight 77. | |
| And it's very important to admit this, because if you don't acknowledge that Flight 77 hit the Pentagon, and you don't have a plane, then you don't have the people on that plane. | |
| And if you don't have the hijackers that are on that plane, then you don't have the paper trail of Nawif Al-Hazmi and Khalid Al-Midhar getting money from Omar Bayoumi and Osama Bassan, who got the money from the Saudi state. | |
| That whole thing disappears, because you're acting like there were no hijackers or there was an Alright, is that enough proof for the fucking idiots out there that really think that a plane didn't hit the Pentagon? | |
| There you go. | |
| You stupid! | |
| Bronx native, you fucking dumbass and all you other people saying that the plane didn't hit the Pentagon. | |
| Like, goddamn, bro. | |
| Shit is crazy how dumb people are, man. | |
| Anyway. | |
| Alright, chat. | |
| Should we take a break from streaming? | |
| Let me put my camera back on. | |
| We're going to do FedReacts later on today. | |
| Oh damn, that's literally in about two hours we're going to do FedReacts. | |
| I might take a break. | |
| Unless you guys got anything else y'all want us to react to? | |
| Or you want me to react to? | |
| Yeah, today we're going to be covering let me see if the video is up yet it's not up yet but it will be up soon gentlemen | |
| Amen I don't know. | |
| Let me look here and see where it is. | |
| King Dorillo says it left a couple superchats. | |
| I don't see him, bro. | |
| Let me look if I see if I can find them. | |
| Oh, here we go. | |
| Here's the video, guys. | |
| I'll show y'all here in a second. | |
| Give me one sec. | |
| Boom. | |
| Boom. | |
| Alright, ninjas. | |
| This is-- here we go. | |
| So this is going to be up later today. | |
| Brian Nichols. | |
| In about 103 minutes, guys. | |
| It's going to be a good time. | |
| We're going to cover it on YouTube and on Rumble. | |
| So... | |
| So, yeah. | |
| No, guys, you can see here my rank is on support right now. | |
| I'm a Diamond 3. | |
| I was a Diamond 2 earlier, but I lost it. | |
| And then on damage... | |
| Platform, but I'm on my... | |
| on Chinaman's account right now. | |
| So, as you guys know, I got banned. | |
| But on my main... | |
| Where we got here? | |
| Let me see if I can find myself. | |
| Here's my actual account. | |
| We hit Diamond 3 on DPS. Plat 2 on support, which we're going to get that up. | |
| But, yeah. | |
| Kind of annoying. | |
| And that's funny because I started playing Season 7, guys, you can see here. | |
| And I was using a controller. | |
| That's why I hit Silver. | |
| I was so sorry. | |
| So, hey, man, I got really good real quick. | |
| Just in a few seasons. | |
| So... | |
| Yeah, KingDurula, ask your questions on FedReactsLator, especially if it's government stuff. | |
| Um... | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Oh, that was before. | |
| Who's a retard? | |
| It was annoying. | |
| Time to shut up. | |
| Stream is full of bots. | |
| No, it's not. | |
| Myron, I got a CGL. Yep, we talked about that. | |
| Armageddon goes, hey, Myron, I'm actually playing right now. | |
| What's your battle talk so I can add you? | |
| I'm really going to Diva. | |
| I started playing last season, but my team is fucking trash. | |
| That happens. | |
| Hey, yo, FBI open up goes, it's lame. | |
| You can't rumble ramp from the app, only the website. | |
| Myron, a question. | |
| I missed a bunch of payments on this credit card. | |
| Should I close after paying it off? | |
| 175 annual fee and no benefits. | |
| Only close it if it's not an old credit line. | |
| Alright? | |
| But yeah, pay that shit off, bro. | |
| Pay that shit off and then only close it if it's not a... | |
| Only close it if it's not, excuse me, like an old credit line. | |
| Because if it's an old credit line, then you gotta keep that bad boy up, bro. | |
| Because that credit history is important. | |
| Yeah, you guys are going to say whatever you guys want to say about... | |
| There's a high chance of getting San Francisco as a Philadelphia because no one wants to go there, bro. | |
| So that's a good place if you want to go to San Fran. | |
| With HSI, I don't know. | |
| It might be hard. | |
| They're going to probably want to send you to the border. | |
| But San Francisco is a hard-to-fill location. | |
| So you might be able to get it. | |
| For HSI, I don't know with the FBI, but I'm assuming it's the same. | |
| Because typically they just want to go to the same offices because they get paid the same and quality of life and all this shit in San Francisco sucks. | |
| Right? | |
| And the U.S. attorney's office over there sucks too. | |
| That's the other problem. | |
| So yeah, bro. | |
| Let's see. | |
| But anyway, guys, we're going to be live on FedReacts later. | |
| So I'm going to go ahead and stream here. | |
| Hope you guys enjoyed it. | |
| It's been a long one. | |
| How long have we been on for? | |
| We've been on for a minute. | |
| For six hours almost. | |
| Yep, six hours right now. | |
| We just hit six hours. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| We got 2,300 y'all watching on Rumble. | |
| and And 12k watching on Twitter. | |
| Shout out to that. | |
| It's you guys. | |
| Alright guys, I'm going to end the stream here. | |
| So I can get some goddamn food because I'm dying. | |
| And then we'll be back in less than two hours for FedReacts, man. | |
| Alright, love you ninjas. |
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