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April 7, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
06:22:06
Smokin' Peasants On OW2
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Alright, alright, alright.
And we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the stream.
I just got back from the gym not too long ago.
We were about to smoke some bad kids post-gym beatdown on Scrubs.
So, it's about to get lit.
We got Fed Reacts later tonight, so that's going to be a good time.
We're going to be covering a pretty...
Interesting video that we're going to be reacting to, which I'll talk about later on in the stream.
But yeah, guys, today's going to be a good time.
And I got Chinaman in the house with me right now.
Oh, Chinaman, do not mention the project that we're doing on the side, by the way.
Yeah, since we're live.
Just text it to me on Twitter, if anything.
But yeah, don't mention it since we're on the stream.
Me and Chinaman are doing a project, which you guys are going to see tomorrow, by the way, FYI. We might have tried to ban on the podcast, bro.
That's all I got to say.
You might have to translate some shit for us in Mandarin.
But anyway, with that said, guys, welcome to the stream.
It's a Sunday morning, and I'll tell y'all this.
People can get the beat down early in the morning.
Let's go ahead and get into it.
China, man, are we going to do open queue or you want to do...
You know, let's climb.
Let's get to platinum on roll queue.
I'm going to play healer.
So, let's do it.
Hey, shout out to Rager.
Rager says, you play Overwatch?
Yes, bro, I do play Overwatch.
And I'm pretty damn good, too.
As y'all can see, I am a...
I'm a Diamond 2 on DPS, and right now I'm a Plat 5 on Open, and I'm a Gold 1 on Support.
But we're going to get that Support up, bro.
We're going to get that to Diamond.
Gym was great, guys.
I didn't feel like going.
I'll be honest with you.
I didn't feel like going at all.
But that's when you've got to go even more, right?
When you don't feel like going to the gym, that's when you've got to make sure you go.
And, you know, we had to make it happen.
That's 100% true.
Yeah, bro.
So it is what it is.
Oh, you guys can't see the game?
Hold on, let me see here.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys should see the game.
You guys can't see it?
Hold on, let me go in here.
Yeah, I think you're going to announce it back on Rumble.
Rumble, you're tripping.
Yeah, you guys...
No, it's good.
I'm looking right now on Rumble.
I see it.
I can see it.
I think we're good on Twitch, too.
Twitch, they can see it.
Post-workout mail, guys, I had...
A breakfast burrito with extra turkey on it.
And yes, it is live, Adami.
I'm trying to grow the Twitch following, guys.
So we're on Twitch right now.
We're on Rumble.
Matter of fact, let me put the Rumble display on here.
I'll put the restream chat in here for y'all ninjas too.
I got the restream chat in here for Twitch.
And then I'm going to go ahead and put the Rumble viewers.
Shout out to Bills, man, for teaching me how to use...
Teaching me how to use OBS, bro, because this is not easy, man.
Bill's set up all these stuff for me here, so when I'm looking, I can see both chats simultaneously.
And then we're going to get a YouTube gaming video stream here soon, too.
I just got to be careful with YouTube, because, you know, they're kind of lame.
They're real strict.
Let's see.
Are you streaming on YouTube, too?
No, I'm not streaming on YouTube right now, no.
Oh, okay.
No, just Twitch and Rumble.
Let's see here.
Okay, we got the...
We got the Roma views.
Okay, let's see here.
We got Boss Boy says, Myron, you probably don't remember me.
I asked for advice for my date.
Date went well, bro.
She came over easy.
She told me she doesn't normally come to the base first date.
All thanks to you, man.
Changed my life.
Yo, shout out to you, Boss Boy.
I'm glad that you were able to, you know, make that happen on a date.
I know that was a big step for you, so I'm happy to hear that.
Jay goes, I thought video games were for non-winners in life.
Yeah, you're right, bro.
If you're a brokie or you don't got your life together, you shouldn't be playing video games.
However, I am a gamer of heart.
I've been a gamer my whole life.
So I made a return.
And also, another reason why I'm joining the gaming community, you guys are probably wondering, is because there's a lot of sims over here.
Oh, God.
We're on Twitch.
Let me make sure I don't say...
There's a lot of imps over here, is what I'll say, right?
And the thing is, is that guys...
Yeah, I'm going to call them imps.
There's a lot of imps over here.
So, bro, I'm trying to convert these guys, trying to teach these guys that, you know, not to be one of these dudes and, you know...
To understand that you got to make money, you got to get in the gym, you got to become successful, you got to become the best version of yourself.
So, yeah, man.
And then also it's kind of funny because I'm bringing back Toxic in gaming because I noticed that gaming has been very soft.
I look at a lot of these Overwatch streamers and quite frankly, they're bitch made, if I'm gonna be honest with y'all.
Super bitch made.
I got Chinaman in a house where they're super based over there.
Yo, what's up, bro?
We in here, we in here.
Go on to Team Chat.
Alright!
First game!
We about to destroy these scrubs, let's fucking go!
Me and Chinaman about to carry.
Your food's here?
Bro, there's no food, bro.
Starvation.
It's only win.
We starvation gang now, man.
Food?
For the weak.
You don't need food.
You didn't eat lunch today?
Oh, okay.
You wanna cry some more, Chinaman?
My bad.
I forgot that I'm a healer for a second.
They got Widow?
Okay, I'm back.
I might drop down, bro.
I might drop down.
I don't want to get sniped.
What the fu-?
Bruh!
Come on, man!
This Sombra came out of nowhere, bro.
Okay.
I gotta lock in.
I gotta lock in.
Where is everybody?
Lock in?
You killed yourself with a helix rocket?
Bro.
They got sniped.
Okay.
Rumble view's flying up though.
We got 1300 YL Ninjas in here now.
Let's go.
- Why the dip-top shit?
- Careful, fuck off the fire.
- Yeah, I'm backing up a bit.
- Heal, heal, heal, heal. - Immortality field deployed.
Try to heal.
One shot!
Widowmaker!
Widowmaker in the room next to you bro.
Man, I'm backing up a bit.
*Gunshot* This chick is weak.
This idiot is weak.
Oh my god.
The Widowmaker got me up top, bro.
We might need a Winston to deal with this Widowmaker, though.
Let us stop the payload together.
You got the Widow?
Alright.
I got you guys with the immortality field.
Let's go got you got you got you got you got you Healing you guys.
I'm on this, Arista, she could die.
Get fucked, idiot.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, we held them.
This is where we held them.
Hold on, I'm about to have a window.
Oh, almost got sniped just now.
Okay, Widowmaker up top.
Oh, she got melted.
Arisa weak.
I'm with you, Zarya.
Fuck, I'm popping window.
Melt this 304.
Yeah, you about to die today, boyo.
Yeah, fuck, idiot.
What was that?
Yeah, I'm gonna back up right now.
I just had to heal the Zarya They got walls I'm dropping down Of course I
God damn it, man.
Zarya dropped off.
I don't know why Zarya...
Yo, try to come back if you can't...
Okay.
They might have this.
Are we going to try to contest?
I hate Sombra, bro!
Where was the Mercy?
How about I try that again?
Sorry, he needs help.
Zarya, back up a bit.
Back up a bit.
Doctor's orders.
Everyone's getting better.
Camera man. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro.
Trying to keep the Zarya alive, bro.
There's a Sombra on the right though.
Good shit.
Sombra dead.
Oh wow.
Shoot this!
Yo, Arisa here.
Bro.
Hello there.
That could have gone better.
It's go time!
Yo, we gotta touch the point!
We gotta touch the point!
I'm here!
Oh!
Time to pop off!
Time to- Hey!
Hey!
Kill that goddamn- Oh my god, this bitch.
Alright.
Alright.
We'll just pick up faster than them.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Where does literally your counter man?
Uh, Baptiste?
Your counter.
Baptiste?
Yeah, I hate Widowmaker, man.
It's annoying.
It's okay, though.
We're gonna push it faster on them.
These kids suck, bro.
They're trash.
So, don't take it personally when I get the most kills, okay?
Mercy, pocket me.
I will kill everyone for you, okay?
Mercy.
Take care of each other out there What the fuck Hey, who took my nano-cola?
Let's go for a minute.
Have some water instead.
You just wanted to drink it yourself.
Uh, maybe.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack commencing.
Capture Objective 2.
I'm gonna hell out Miss Arresta Orisa weak!
Orisa weak!
Orisa could die!
Oh yeah, she dead!
Stupid!
Soldier up top.
trying to keep this Devo alive.
Torb is weak.
What the hell?
Is this Orisa back?
Kill this dumb whore!
You about to die today, boy!
Yeah, get fucked!
Stupid!
What the hell are you doing?
Team kill!
These kids are trash!
Let's fucking go!
Dudes are scrubs, man.
What?
Okay.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Oh, you got reds.
You got reds.
Run, run, run.
Run, bro.
I'm about to pop a window here.
Oh, this torch.
What the hell?
Get this torch on my face.
Man.
Oh, you guys are lucky enough to pop that window.
I'm dead.
It's fine though.
Our spawn is literally right there.
there these kids are idiots I'm moving payload since you guys don't want to move it.
Payload moving out!
I'm gonna stay on high ground.
Mercy follow me.
Follow soldier Mercy.
Activating self-destruct sequence.
I'll just be on this payload.
System's running hot!
Yeah stay on payload, man.
Let's go!
This sucks.
This ain't fun, bro.
What the fuck, Chinaman?
You get to have all the fun, bro?
Bro, this ain't fun, man.
My job is to kill ninjas.
Like, right now.
Oh, we got that window up now!
What's up, oyos?
Yeah, buddy!
Torb is dead because he sucks.
Window, gang!
Oh, this chick really wants you dead, bro.
Oh, there's Arisa chasing me.
Trash!
The rest is half on the payload.
Dima back up.
I'm hailing you, man!
Keep your matrix up so you don't fucking...
D.Va, D.Va, come to me.
There you go.
Reloading, reloading.
Someone up top with you guys.
EMP? McCree one?
Oh, this ain't good.
This Orisa is coming after me.
Bruh.
She wasn't nanoed, man.
Oh, I'm back though.
Healing you guys, healing you guys.
Keep the soldier alive while we do this.
I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you, bro.
I'm pocketing you.
Keep going, keep going.
Pocketing you, pocketing you.
Oh yeah, we lit now!
Soldier on the other side!
Fuck him up!
Good stuff, good stuff.
Good stuff.
Alright, I'm going payload.
Over here!
And we're making progress!
You're carrying here!
I'm acceptable!
Soldier on the left.
Chinaman going crazy right now.
China man thinks the other team is Taiwan About to have another window This all comes in.
Oh god.
I can't die.
I can't die.
Window coming up.
Oh, I don't know where he at.
Oh my god, bro.
This dude, man.
Trash!
Just hid there like a scrub.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
How many else we got?
We got a window.
Y'all ready?
I'm waiting for D.Va right now.
Alright, I'm about to pop this window here in a second.
Y'all ready?
Fuck!
Okay.
Bro, I...
so annoying, bro.
One shot on the Arisa.
I've got you.
McCree weak too.
McCree dead.
I'm pocketing you, soldier.
Let's go.
Easy clap.
Round 2. Team kill.
Teamer Z, Pogimi, we win.
Score.
3 to 3.
Bro, my mouse is tripping.
I don't know why.
They said, fun fact, fun fact, China is actually Xi Jinping.
Probably.
Oh yeah, by the way, guys, new Instagram.
Follow it.
It's not unplugged fit, alright?
Not unplugged fit on there.
Follow it.
Okay, I'm posting on there.
Still going hard like I was before.
Then also follow my Twitter as well.
My Instagram as well, guys.
Unplug Fit.
Unplug FedEx.
These kids are gonna get to work though.
The beatings will continue, sir.
1. Attack commencing.
Capture Objective A.
You are completely healed.
They got a Junkrat, of course.
The no-skill character.
McCree up top like an idiot.
Oh, he backing off because he sucks.
Orisa.
No Fortify?
She just used it?
Junkrat.
Junkrat above.
Oh, he dropped down.
He sucks Godly healing Oh shit Bro You're kidding me, man.
McCree up top.
McCree up top.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that was a bad res.
Okay, okay.
We got another 50 seconds or so.
Oh, good kill.
McCree gone That's not good I killed three people do something Get on the aircraft now Bro you're...
are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Reloading, turn to the voice around Menaka is no good care You suck of hell Ten seconds I'm about to have a window, guys.
I'm about to have a window.
I'm about to pop it right now.
Pop it window.
Melt these boys.
Y'all know what time it is.
Jump right in the room.
Junker in the room.
Arrest her.
Arisa one!
McCree weak!
Oh my god, bro.
Bro.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
I killed three people there.
Just stand on high ground and do nothing.
There are only two people in the fucking point.
I don't- I don't- I don't know what- I don't- I don't- I don't- WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK? YOU GOT 8000 DAMAGE IN FUCKING 16 MINUTES! WHAT YOU DOING, MAN? Yeah, you know you only have- YOU KNOW FUCKING NOTHING! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay, cool.
Interesting.
Okay, cool!
Yo, let's go!
Stay close.
I can't hear you if you stray.
We may go smoothly, right?
Right?
Yo.
I'm fucking crying, bro.
Yo.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo!
Yo!
Yeah!
You're fucking crying, bro.
You're trying to be going crazy tonight, bro.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck it, yo.
I'm sorry.
Just got a fucking slight- Alright, I'm dropping down, I'm dropping down, I'm dropping down.
Oh shit.
I got you.
Bitches trash though.
Get into the field for you.
Arrested dead.
No!
Widowmaker got me, bro.
Oh, man.
Leave a backup a bit so I can heal you.
Oh shit, she's out of mech. - You are carrying it here. - Here with a Q. - In 60 seconds.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Tracer dead?
- You are me. - What?
- Hang on, Fias.
Orisa one, Orisa one, Orisa one, Orisa one, Orisa one, Got her.
Let's go.
I'll take the draw, I'll take the draw.
We can do this.
What the hell?
I hear Sombra.
I want you Tracer.
Let's go!
Let's go!
I got you, Chinaman!
Brig.
Brig.
Brig is one over here.
Brig is one over here.
Brig is one.
Oh, fuck.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I just healed you.
Heroes never die.
Tracer on point!
They're on me.
Damn it!
They're one shot back there!
Let's go!
We drawed, so that's fine.
That tracer diff is crazy.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie though.
Palamaki, if I was DPS we would on that shit bro.
Ah, dude, can you just shut up?
You were crying about- No, you're shutting up now.
No, you're shutting up.
Shut the fuck up!
No, you're shutting up.
I think Chowdomey got you there, pallet monkey.
Alright, we drew.
So that's not a win or a loss.
You know what?
Actually, it's very rare that we draw, but fuck it.
I'm gonna put another thing right here for draw.
Slash D. Oh, Mercy player want to join?
Okay.
Who?
Yennefer or?
The last...
It's random.
I think it's pretty good.
The Mercy player from the last game?
No, from yesterday.
Alright, send him an invite, bro.
Yennefer's on, though.
If you want to play on her, it's up to you.
Oh, my God.
Is there any control?
Who's this?
Is this him?
Yo, you got a mic, Janet Control?
This guy.
Yo?
Yo, man.
Yo, you got a mic, bro?
He just says evening, boys.
Uh, you got a mic?
I know you're in the voice chat.
I'm the Chinese guy from...
Yes.
What?
Did you guys have a mic?
Thank you.
I guess not, bro.
They don't got mics.
David...
I got a mic.
Okay.
Wait, who has the mic?
Davin or JN Control?
Davin.
No, DaVinci.
DaVinci.
DaVinci?
Okay, what do you mostly play?
Wait, is this a Smurf?
I mostly play...
Yeah, I mostly play DPS, and I could play Ilari, Kiri.
Wait, what's your rank, though?
My rank is Masters on my other account.
On what?
Support?
Yeah, let's play.
On support?
Yeah, on support, yeah.
Alright, so me and you will play support then.
I have to play DPS. Yeah, you play DPS, bro.
I mean, I could play DPS too, but I'm gonna...
Oh, I won't even let me play DPS. Wait, this JN Control nigga don't got a mic.
Yo, JN, you don't got a mic, right?
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey, JN, you don't got a control?
A mic?
You getting the boot, man.
You Timberland gang, you getting booted.
Alright.
If you don't got a mic, there's no point.
Oh shit, Yennefer said she's, so she is here.
Alright, Yennefer, I'll get you in the next game.
F, attention got me attached quick.
I know, bad.
She came two days.
I texted both.
Should I wait for her to initiate hanging out?
Hold off on texting until she does, seeking advice.
Nah, bro, don't be a fucking simp, bro.
Don't get attached to these fucking 304s, man.
Come on, man.
Nah, Chinaman lives in China, guys.
You don't live in the United States.
Chinaman, they're wondering where you're at.
He's in China, bro.
He ain't here.
You hear that accent?
Yeah, I am playing with people that watch the show.
Yo, DaVinci, how'd you...
wait, how'd you even join, nigga?
I just joined.
This dude just joined this fucking chat?
You just give me...
Do you watch the pod?
You just let me join.
Yeah, my show's open.
Since 2021, I'm like an OG viewer.
Oh shit, nice, nice, nice.
Okay, so this is a Smurf account that you're using right now, then?
Yeah, this is a different account, yeah.
Okay, cool.
You're a fucking China man, bro.
What's that?
Huh?
Are you talking to me?
No, I'm just, the chat is fucking going crazy.
They think it's hilarious that you, uh, that you, um, go raging on these kids.
Shout out to all you guys joining, bro, uh, uh, on Twitch.
We're building the Switch out, guys.
I am gonna single-handedly make Twitch Not make Twitch, but make Overwatch toxic, okay?
We're gonna make Overwatch toxic again because I ain't gonna lie, these Overwatch streamers, a lot of them are pussies, man.
You know, they're all social justice warrior type, and that shit's lame.
We all about being toxic over here, bro.
Shout out to my guy Awkward.
Awkward is also toxic.
Yep.
Panama mics is low.
Okay, I'm I'll turn it up for you.
My mic is low?
Is my mic still low?
I can hear you fine.
Yeah, they see my mic in the chat.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Alright, let's rock these boys.
We got Junkertown.
There's a microphone between Chinese.
Alright ninjas.
Yeah we can join team.
Yo, DaVinci, what do you normally play?
Who's your best healer that you play that you ranked up to masters with?
Oh, Ilari and Kiri?
Alright, cool.
Alright, whoever you want to use then.
Because we're going to smoke these boys.
Might be hard to heal the Pharah.
Yeah, I mean, if I need to walk a switch.
Maybe I should do Zen.
I'll do Zen.
Fuck it.
Zarya Discord it.
can we get her?
I got both DPS Okay *BOOM* It's Zarya's charge up though!
Oh lord!
I'm thinking her though.
She's weak.
Oh shit, the Zarya's charge!
Bro.
That's better.
Yeah guys, I use slow sense.
China man fucking him up.
Let's go!
I have to kill everyone.
I can keep my orb on the Pharah.
Alright, now that I've fixed my scents, I'm gonna hit more shots.
Killing my one.
Zarya Discorded, Zarya Discorded.
Oh, she got melted.
Oh, Bastion up top.
Fuck your head out bitch Oh, Bastion below.
Discorded, fuck his ass up.
Oh shit.
I got you.
Fight, fight, fight.
It's fine.
Heh.
I don't know why she did that.
Oh.
She's one shot.
One shot at Zarya.
Get fucked, stupid.
Oh, these kids are getting their ship pushed in.
Let's go.
We gotta move the payload though, you scrubs.
The payload advances, as it should.
Oh yeah, you ninjas didn't know I could play Zen, did you?
No one can hide from my sight.
Haha!
Turn that off!
Rocket barrage incoming!
I am a cousin in Japan.
Pick up your bait, you grown man!
Good.
Baptiste melted.
Nice immortality field, stupid.
You're dead, though.
Zarya?
Killer?
Junker Queen?
Good.
These kids suck, bro.
I release your suffering.
Oh, Bastion out of position all the way on the right.
Discorded.
Oh lord.
Let Shadow consume you.
Surrender to my unexpected honor.
A challenge presents itself.
Watch out, China man.
man, they're looking for you.
Aw, get fucked, Bastions!
Stupid. Stupid.
Aw shit.
*Bad* We're keeping you alive!
Oh my god, the Zarya is charged up!
She's won!
Get fucked stupid!
Thank you.
Bastion!
Oh, back up.
Keep you ninjas alive.
Nobody die, nobody die.
I got y'all, man.
Zarya, get melted.
Oh, she's won, bro!
Alright.
Let's do Baptiste now.
Another day, another battlefield.
I don't know how we lost.
I killed someone earlier, bro.
Yo, Mei over here.
I'm on this, Moira.
I'm throwing immortality field, bro.
I'm throwing...
They really want you dead, bro.
There, Ellaria's one.
They're Ellaria's one.
Yeah, one shot.
Help follow up with our Drunker Queen.
May on me.
May on me.
I need help.
Good finish.
No one is just me.
I'm about to have a window.
That's the fastest window I've built up.
Melt these idiots.
Let's go Let's go The destroying will continue.
The beatings will continue.
I'm taking Hygron.
Move this shit.
Let's go, baby.
These dudes are trash.
Zarya on the left.
So is Bastion, they're already weak.
Mei 2.
Zarya 1.
Shoot through that bubble.
Fuck you, bitch.
Mei.
Melted.
Moira.
It's okay, Bastion, I got you.
Let's go!
These dudes are getting fucked, but we're not moving the payload.
Push the payload, bro.
Oh my god, we should...
Our Junker Queen just said it in the front row.
I'm shooting the Bastion.
I'm shooting the Bastion.
Oh!
Oh shit!
This bitch about to kill me!
Bro, why is there no one pushing payload?
We should have went down already!
Bro, we're told down.
We're told in.
We're fucking trolling!
Alright, we just gotta hold them though.
Bro, we're trolling.
No one fucking pushing payload.
Score.
Two to zero.
Switching sides.
Bro, where are you from, DaVinci?
I'm from Georgia.
I was originally from Jamaica, but I moved to Georgia.
Damn, I got fucking 300 pins.
It's okay though.
I will change it.
Nah, I'm near Myron, so I'm like...
Because he's in Florida.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're both on the East Coast.
No, it's not your problem.
Because there's two people in the US, so I have to get boosted.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Another day, another battlefield.
Alright, we just gotta full hold them, bro.
Yeah, we should have been able to hold push that the whole way, but it's fine You can't deport China man cuz China man is in the United States guys in guys nice try though all right
let's go Let's rock these kids on this one.
Diva top right.
With the McCree.
, right?
May 1, May- Oh, lucky ass Mei.
D.Va trying to come at us.
I'm on the D.Va.
I'm on the D.Va.
She's out of mech.
She's out of mech.
She dropped down.
She's one shot.
She's one shot.
Good finish.
I got you, Ram.
Got you 50 to window D.Va trying to go after our Widow She's weak as hell.
Aw, shit.
Need help.
One shot on the brick.
I'm coming to you, bro.
I'm coming to you.
I'm coming to you.
Hold on.
Kill this bitch.
Let's go.
Yeah, fuck D.Va.
You suck.
Aw, shit.
Immortality, Phil.
Let's go!
The ramp didn't die!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hold on.
I'm coming to you real.
I'm coming to you, bro.
You about to die, though.
Let's go.
Oh, no!
You ain't dead!
You ain't dead yet, nigga!
Let's go!
These boys are trash!
Why not?
Let's go!
These dudes are trash!
These dudes are fucking garbage.
The bannings will continue!
More on the left.
Take everything!
Get this D.Va out of mech.
This bitch is trash.
You're still getting out of mech with all that healing, though!
Oh, may on me.
May on me, may on me.
Oh, I'm dead.
Yo, keep our ram up so he ults and kills them, bro.
Not every day gives you a second chance.
I'm coming back.
If you guys can, back up, back up, because I'm coming back and I'm going to try to heal y'all.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
I'm on this diva with you.
I'm on her.
I'm on her.
I'm on her with you, bro.
I'm on her.
Let's fuck her up.
She's out of me.
I'm 5 HP, though.
I need help.
Oh, lord.
I couldn't touch.
That's fine.
That's fine.
We hold them here.
Soldier.
Soldier, soldier weak.
Good, good shit.
90 to window, 90 to window, 90 to window.
We're gonna shoot down on these boys.
They're not even pushing payload because they suck.
Alright.
Brig Moira?
Y'all ready?
I'm about to pop one though right now.
I got immortality field for you.
Let's go!
I got killed, though.
28 assists, man.
I'm fucking...
damn.
That could have done better.
831 type G says FNF chat, stay banning and blocking.
LMAO for masculine community island are definitely soft.
Shut the fuck up.
Nobody blocks anybody, you fucking idiot.
Shut your mouth, bro.
Let your dumb ass talk right now, right?
Ty, you in here, nigga.
Yeah, bro.
That EMP didn't do anything, bro.
Nobody was there.
Is this King Fatso guy in chat?
The payload has reached the checkpoint.
Yeah, I don't know what this dude is doing.
This Sombra, I don't know what he's doing.
This fucking Sombra.
I need heals.
Oh god, I'm about to die.
Diva's almost out of mech, guys.
No! I'm gonna heal!
What I gonna do?!
Bro!
This kid broke my friend!
I keep killing!
Bro, we lose that?!
Wow!
And I got a train to get him the wheel!
Yo, our fucking, uh...
King Fatso sucks, bro.
Dude he died 14 times, bro Here I'll bring Yennefer in yeah Yeah, I'll switch my VPN.
We're back.
Alright.
This top G dude is a low IQ, bro.
I don't know what the hell you talking about, bro.
You're an idiot, bro.
We don't ban nobody, man.
Hmm.
All right.
All right.
Don't you fucking mouth, you say I'm not him.
How about you 1W1Me?
In Overwatch or in real life?
I dare you to try.
I can't talk about your night.
Alright, we got a game.
Uh-oh.
Oh, you guys are on DPS then.
Alright, I'm on...
I keep getting hype in game.
I don't know why.
Alright, so I gotta update the fucking numbers right now.
So we got one loss, one draw.
All right, we got to get a W, man.
Well, me and you played a few games earlier.
I don't know if I'm gonna count those though, Chinaman.
We won't count them, right?
Or do you want to count them?
Yeah, we won't count them because we're not on stream.
Alright, go on to teamchat guys.
Team shot, team shot, team shot.
Doom idiot.
Oh, what the hell?
You're getting resed.
Oh shit, they got a Widow.
Widow in the back.
I'm not trying to get sniped though Nice, nice.
Now we can push up.
Their Widow gone, their Widow gone.
Get this Doom idiot on their team.
He's won, he's won, he's won.
Good finish.
Zen, Zen weak.
I got you, Doom.
Tracer weak, Tracer weak, Tracer weak.
Tracer weak on the right-hand side.
Goddammit, bro.
We lost our tank.
They're Doomfist on the right.
Doomfist on the right.
Alright, good stick.
Bruh.
Here we fucking go.
Here we go guys Guess he's done trying to recruit me back.
I got a window I Doofus on you guys, Doofus on you guys.
I'm shooting the fuck out of them.
Get ready for Tracer.
He's dead.
Doomfist on me.
Doomfist about to punch me.
He's on me.
Kill this idiot.
You're dying today, boy, yo!
Get fucked!
All right, let's go I Can't get a Bro, I killed Doofus on bridge.
Doofus on bridge.
Doofus on bridge.
Oh my god.
I try to heal you.
Delfast on the left.
left doofus on the left I am I am This fucking- okay.
Okay.
It's not over till it's over What can I do there though?
Just don't die there You're completely healed I couldn't get that Don't die in the front No one can hide from my sight We're about to lose the lead The enemy is dead Don't fist over here.
Don't fist on you guys.
He's weak, he's weak, he's weak!
Okay good finish Widow 1! Widow 1! Widow 1! Widow 1!
Doofus, get her, you fucking idiot!
Let him out of here Let him out of here Aaaaah Our work is not done Person is sharp, I'm gonna get Get behind us Get into the field Come to me, Mercy
We can't let them catch up to us Sniper Amateur Let's put a stop to that You're in this doom, idiot Oh, wait, okay Doom idiot trying to kill our Widow.
Got him.
There's... pick up the pace, everyone.
They're in the lead.
Widowmaker on the bridge.
Fucking bitch, man.
Thanks.
Three dead on their team.
Read that on their team.
Please, do not.
Even more powerful?
Awaiting the issue.
We've got the robot.
Let's move.
Enemy here.
Here was a cure.
Enemy sniper.
Bad guys.
Take him out.
Pick in direction, please.
Doomfist on y'all!
Doomfist on y'all!
I'm shooting the fuck out of him!
Dead Bro Holy fuck, man.
We need to put more pressure on these guys, man.
How we lose that?
- Stop the enemy now.
Doom idiot.
Doom is one.
Doom is one.
Doom is one on payload.
He's still one, bro.
There you go.
Widowmaker here.
Bro.
Holy shit, man.
Bro.
This doofus on our team sucks, bro.
He fucking sucks, man.
This dude ain't putting no pressure on another fucking team One shot on that idiot Oh my god, bro.
Killing you, bro.
Oh my god, they're all there!
Time to lock in.
Doomfist behind us.
us.
Doofus behind us.
Trying to heal this fucking Winston, man.
Come on man.
Alright.
We got a Winston now.
Let's do this shit They got walls Be careful.
I'm not, but I can't fucking move this robot because...
oh no i'm shooting him, i'm shooting him One shot, dead.
Let's go.
Get that res off, let's go.
We got four on five, four on five.
We got the advantage Winelmaker over here Good finish.
Hanzo in the room over there.
What?
Come on, man.
Fuck, bro.
Overtime.
a cure for all the jails all right I'm a I'll play DPS. Fuck this shit.
tired of healing, this shit's fucking annoying.
Our tank sucked, bro.
This dude Gabe was fucking terrible, bro.
I'm gonna make sure I avoid that nigga, bro.
Hold on.
Let me go to social.
Alright, guys.
This is how you avoid scrubs.
Avoid this fucking scrub.
You wanna do open queue?
Yeah.
Oh, it won't even let me play DPS. Oh, fuck.
Alright, let's do one more roll queue.
Fuck it.
If we lose again, then we'll go open.
Ah, bro.
Yeah, dude, that...
Every game I'm carrying...
I don't know why we're losing.
Every game I'm carrying.
We had a shitty tank, bro.
We had a really bad tank, man.
He couldn't even kill the widow, bro.
Like...
Yeah, I think my tank was like 9 and 6.
Yeah, it was 9 and 6.
That's exactly what it was.
Yeah, we need a tank.
And the tank on the low is like one of the most important roles, bro.
I don't know why I can't play this tank on this account.
I think Amaran is too high for me.
Welcome to Oasis.
Prepare for battle.
Next game, let me choose tank first.
And you guessed it, I choose.
Hmm.
The game?
In fucking Hollywood.
I have killed their DPS combined so we can get a draw.
My heart is strong, and my javelin is sharp.
Alright.
Team Trap?
Yeah, yeah.
Go on a team, yeah.
Go on a team.
Alright, alright, alright.
Capture the objective.
Alright.
Alright.
That's one dead.
More on point.
Trucker Queen on point.
Kiri on point.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm finished.
I hear him.
Yo, Hanzo on the other Hanzo on the other side.
I'm under attack.
Who's that, Umiya?
No.
Everyone, heal up.
I am finished.
I got you, McCree.
I got you, McCree.
I don't know how you're sold.
okay i'm not in So let's go
One shot on his arm Zah- uh, no Zah- uh, no Zah- uh half.
Holy shit.
I need to heal the Orisa.
She was weak.
She was gonna die.
Come back, Orisa.
You are completely healed.
You are completely healed.
Step rider.
Meet your fate.
Stay near the immortality field.
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Zarya on the side.
McCree, pop out so I can heal you.
there you go good good good shoot alright
score one to zero I'll never forgive us for what we did in Hanamura.
Those people were criminals.
And so were we.
Let's lock in DaVinci.
I'm on 300p and still fucking them up.
It's lucky, it's lucky.
Alright.
Let's rock these boys.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round two.
Capture the objective.
We have a great chance of success.
let's keep it up Tracer on the right Bunch of them on the high ground on the right.
Zarya's on point now.
We can kill her.
Zarya won.
McCree on the fucking right, bro.
Fuck you, Scrum.
Holy shit.
Tracer recalled.
One shot on a Tracer on the left.
Need help.
Tracer coming up behind me guys.
Bro.
What the fuck man.
Thanks, Dangerlac.
Expect the Onyx.
Another go, maybe?
Why are you rolling the point?
What?
Back up.
The Zarya's taking a lot of damage.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Zarya.
Dead.
We're on their team Oh my god I heard Zarya's dead.
Tracer coming after me.
Good finish.
Got it.
I got a window.
Sorry on the left hand side.
Kitsune no kaihizme!
No!
Bruh!
Fuck, man!
Fuck, man! man!
It's not good.
Thank you, too, by the way.
Stay near the immortality field.
Get in the point!
I want this!
This is our charge up bro.
You'll be fired.
Next fight, next fight, next fight, next fight.
It's time to go to the world to see me.
Where are you going?
I got you.
Thank you.
Immortality fill, baby.
I'm doing so much goddamn healing right now.
Keeping you alive, bro.
Heal, heal Darya, heal Darya.
I'm keeping him up.
Tactical visor activated.
There's a tracer behind me, though.
I'm gonna die.
Tracer fucking behind me bro.
Back up.
Guess it wasn't my time.
I got this shit.
I've been getting kills.
I shot a lot down the Tracer.
I kill Tracer like three times.
I can't even do damage guys, I'm just fucking healing you faggots.
Oh shit, shouldn't have said that.
Magus, right?
Magus.
And the goal for the next Olympics.
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* One, round three.
Capture the objective.
This is it.
Yeah, yeah, mercy.
I'm diving.
I'm gonna dive you.
Okay, so you don't want me to follow you right now?
This is not too weird.
Thanks for the hell.
Behind you!
Oh, Kriyana left.
Where are you guys?
Bro, there's a fucking tracer behind this man.
No, no, no, no, the tracer catches me at my name.
Just help him out, bro.
It's good.
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Zarya, one shot.
Zarya, one shot.
Tracer one.
She recalled.
Kiri behind?
What the fuck?
No, he's not anymore.
He's got Moira with him.
Oh, he's dead.
I got 12 here and DPS chasing me.
Sigma?
Sigma dead.
*Gunshot* Tracer on me.
We got it, we got it.
Moiren, on on point.
On on point one.
Finish her off, Maga.
Good.
Where's this Tracer?
Bro, this tracer is so fucking annoying, bro.
Thank you.
This is crazy.
I got a window.
I'm a man on a mission.
She backed up she backed up Window shoot this idiot I'm the cream of the clock.
It's a hammer.
Double fighter activated again.
Moira 1.
Moira 1.
Fucking go.
Holy shit, man.
That was a fucking struggle.
Fuck those kids though.
that we got our first W let's go China man That was the beginning of this.
Trash.
That bucket widow maker is retarded.
Oh my god, flame!
I miss your flame!
I need your flame!
Bro, I've been watching!
I need your flame!
Bro, your tanks have been so garbage, bro.
Holy fuck.
Can I play tank?
Yeah, I'll play tank.
I got you guys.
Nice, I need your flame.
Nice.
Sir.
Alright, let's go.
Let's do this now.
We're gonna go crazy on these kids, man.
Yo, Violent, by the way, I have a friend who's like a top 10 DPS player who's ready to join whenever, but since our stack is full...
He's just like ready.
Top 10?
Nice.
What does he play?
He plays a lot of Sojourn, Soldier.
Yeah, Hitscan.
Nice.
He was like rank 300 or 200 this season as well.
In North America?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I reach.
So if we play with him, like, we're not gonna lose, bro.
Nice.
But I know our stack is full, so...
We'll bring him in, uh...
We'll bring him in, uh...
Because I don't have to yell.
Because I can't even queue up on DPS right now.
Oh shit.
Wait, who's too...
Who's too high?
It's me, I'm too high right now.
Well Ryze just has to get on another account, and then we can do it.
Yeah, it might be Ryze.
I'm good.
This is a brand new account.
We can play whatever Yeah, I'm yelling Samarin doesn't have to yell in, so he doesn't lose his voice.
We win.
Yeah, Chinaman's raging on my behalf, guys.
Hope you guys are entertained.
Yeah, we've had some really stupid tanks, bro.
Of course, bro, because they're losers.
Of course they're talking shit, because they've never stood for anything, bro.
They have no integrity, they have no charisma, they're fucking losers, bro.
Of course people talk shit.
Of course.
And then you get fucking sodomites like Abba talking shit.
Yeah.
He knows if I ever catch him.
Here's the thing, he's fucking terrified of me, bro.
He knows if I ever catch him in person, I'll beat his face in.
So he knows.
Billy, if you see him, it's on site.
Oh, dude, it's on site.
Oh, man.
I'm putting him in the hospital, bro.
And he knows that.
And he knows that.
He fucking knows that shit.
Your anti?
We're on left side here.
Zen on the right?
Who's looking at me?
Gosh, huh?
Zen, Zen one?
Aw man, McCree behind us.
McCree to our right, McCree to our right, man.
He got me.
Fuck.
Nice res Fuck that chick really chased me bro It's fine.
It's not over till it's over.
Sigma present.
There we go.
We got a pick.
We got a pick.
Let's get in there.
I'm healing you, bro.
Ah, shit.
Here we go.
I'm dead.
Fuck.
I used an immortality field earlier.
He's dead, idiot.
let me show you how it's done Alright.
I got a window, by the way.
Alright.
Where you guys at?
Oh, we're not touching moving payloads.
Okay, I'll move payloads.
Tracer on me.
It's Romney.
Soldier on high ground.
Oh wow, she nano'd this idiot.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm dead.
The monkey was nano'd and he got me.
Fucking scrub, bro.
I guess it wasn't my time.
This tracer is so annoying.
Tracer one shot on y'all.
Good finish.
Thank you.
Fuck that guy Monkey week I got it.
I got window.
I just haven't been able to use it because I haven't been pushing this goddamn payload.
I got it.
I got it.
Kill this monkey.
idiot..
*Breathing* *Breathing* Heroes never die!
*Breathing* Ready to throw him down?
That's you, that's you, that's you.
Good shit.
*Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* Oh, they're on Reinhardt now.
*Breathing* *Breathing* *Breathing* Oh, I've got hacked.
Stomber on me.
Oh, Lord.
I'm about to pop a window on this corner.
Y'all ready?
I got pit- The Ryan is one shot in the fucking corner, bro.
So fucking lucky, bro.
So fucking lucky Ryan is...
Oh shit.
Ryan is weak.
Keeping you guys up.
He's one, he's one, he's one.
Okay.
She gone.
Nice back.
Ryan is one.
Nice.
I'm on you.
Fuck this bastard up.
Keep blocking him.
Keep blocking him.
I'm shooting him.
I got you.
I got you.
Yo.
Yo.
Back up, Ram.
Back up.
Back up.
Santa Immortality Phil.
I threw that up so you wouldn't die.
About to have another window.
93 to window.
93 to window.
another one I got window Fashion melted.
Oh.
Whoa!
You got him.
Oh!
God, bro.
Break this guy's shield.
I'm trying to.
We're anti.
Ryan is one.
These dudes just chased the fuck out of me, man.
He's fucking screwed.
That's fine.
They burned Nano.
Oh, he doesn't have a blade yet.
Probably does.
Everyone's any better and we can't kill.
Come on down!
What?
Oh.
What?
What did you do?
Wow.
Head into the field.
These dudes are really chasing, huh?
Score.
Two to zero.
Switching sides.
Prepare your defenses.
Select your hero.
This is winnable.
Another day, another battlefield.
Doctor, are we still meeting for lunch after the seminar today?
What was that?
Right now, we're one win, two losses, one draw.
The Doctor is in!
And he's looking good!
I knew what you were asking.
I'm not playing out this guy.
You're a cowboy?
How come you don't say how anymore?
Well, I may be a cowboy, but I ain't a cliché.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
Defend objective A.
Put them in the ground.
Alright, let's hold these scrubs.
I'm breaking this idiot's shield.
He's going left.
He's going left.
Bastion's trying to go left, too.
Bastion can die.
Bastion can die.
Get fucked, idiot.
Alright, run out here.
Run out here.
- Don't melt, punish this idiot. - Immortality feel for y'all.
Break his shield.
This dude's gonna die.
Yeah, you gonna die today, boyo.
I'm running He almost died Yeah, I almost did die.
Thank you, Mercy.
Get me alive.
Yup, they do.
Reinhardt's coming on the right-hand side.
I doubt he has a Shatter yet, but...
Rein on the left.
Rein on the left.
Shield's about to break.
Shield's about to break.
Bastion over there, too.
Ryan is weak.
He's weak.
Hanzo weak as well, on the left.
Up there with you, soldier.
He's up there with you.
Good finish.
Good finish on that dumb fuck.
Oh, what the hell?
Reinhardt here.
This dude is reckless.
This guy is playing like trash.
He's playing like trash.
You are completely healing.
Stay inside the face.
I'm healing y'all.
Where'd she go?
She dead?
She got out, fuck.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Two more minutes.
I got window too, I got window. Dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon. Dragon, dragon.
*Squeak* Reinhardt behind you, bro.
And he's nano too.
No.
Fuck, did the scrub kill me, bro?
I got a window too, man.
Can we touch it?
Touch it, touch it, touch it?
Oh, no.
They got it.
It's too late.
I'm shooting the fuck out of this Reinhardt.
Reinhardt, come to you, McCree.
Reinhardt, come to you!
It should be isolated.
This the Reinhardt is reckless, bro.
Nice to be the patient for a change.
Even more powerful?
They're backing up.
They're backing up.
I'm about to window these idiots from up top.
Reinhardt to the right!
Reinhardt to the right!
Look to the right, guys.
Look to the right.
Him and Hanzo.
He dropped down.
He's weak.
Ryanard up top with us here.
He has a hammer.
Guaranteed he has a hammer, guys.
Guaranteed he has a hammer.
That's why he's up here.
Yeah, he has a hammer.
Guaranteed.
He's chasing us.
I threw the fuck in.
This dude, bro.
The payload has reached the checkpoint.
How long?
Bro.
The payload has reached the checkpoint.
I spawned that he just came into the spawn in Penny, man.
He's doing what he wants.
My heart's still beating, so let's go!
Kill this idiot bro.
Kill this idiot!
Dead!
Hands are on top!
Hands are on top!
I'm going after him now.
He's dead.
I killed him.
We need to play.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Shield's about to break.
Now he can die.
He can die now.
Shield's about to break.
Dead.
Stupid fuck.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm just building my ult.
Watch out.
Nice shield, nice shield.
Nice shield.
She nano this idiot.
I'm shooting the fuck out of him though.
Oh my god, bro.
Ryan is still...
Ryan has one!
Ryan has one!
They got a main out.
And a Hanzo.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I'm about to have window on this fight.
Got window on this fight.
You see me?
Now you don't!
I'm gonna play a bit back here.
Let him out!
Go right hard low.
Really low.
Hanzo, one shot, man!
They're going for me.
They're going for me.
I need help on the other.
Try Maren!
Heal him!
Heal him, Maren! Hanzo, Hanzo, Hanzo!
Oh my god.
God damn it!
Hanzo won!
Hanzo won!
Got him!
Yeah, they rushed me.
Play of the game.
I thought I was fucking rookie.
Damn it, bro.
I mean, if we get my friend in here, we can...
No one can hide from my sight.
You can invite him.
I gotta go anyway.
GG.
Alright, bro.
Good stuff, man.
Let me get him in here.
Hold up.
Give me one minute.
I fucked up there.
I threw the window up and I didn't kill the Hanzo fast enough, bro.
Fuck, man!
I should've threw it before.
The flame just get rushed by their tank.
Yeah, bro.
It was unfortunate.
Hold up.
I'm getting him in here.
Give me one minute.
Yo, yo, yo.
Oh, he's fixing his mic.
Okay.
How long does he need?
Oh, just one second.
He's just fixing the push attack.
- Okay, all right, then I'll get my-- - Okay.
Your buddy's in here?
Alright.
Yep.
Cube is either or.
Oh no, he's a DPS, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's a DPS. That's fine.
He's a streamer as well.
Trying to bring my fucking healer up anyway.
You know you love healing.
That shit's fresh.
This sucks.
Alright, can you hear me?
Yep.
Yeah, we got you.
There we go.
What's up?
This is my friend, Violent.
We're about to slap some kids.
Yo, introduce yourself, Violent, bro.
Shit, that's it, bro.
That's it, Violent.
I'm just a humble man, simple man.
You peaked top 10 in this game, bro.
Nice.
Yeah, no, I'm new, I'm new.
I thought you were gonna say your opponents.
Scare me a little bit.
Bro, if only you knew.
Wait, what?
Huh?
Violent's an OG viewer of Fresh and Fit.
Yeah, early days.
Like before 100k, I think.
Yeah, when Tate was first on?
Before that.
Way before that.
Really?
Oh shit.
Yeah.
What are you going to play?
Just depends on the comps, man.
Like, I'm flexible.
I heard you saying, like, I only play, like, three heroes, but I play everything except for, like, two heroes.
Nah, nah, I'm just listing some heroes, like, that you should play on stream.
I could play project doc, play hitscan, whatever.
You just gotta adapt.
There's always weaknesses.
100%.
What was your peak this season?
On your main?
Like 200, I don't know.
They messed up the ranking system this season.
They gotta fix whatever they did, because I like to solo queue a lot.
You need a stack, bro.
Yeah, but I don't know, man.
I like the challenge with solo queue.
Yeah.
But when the game wasn't in bad shape a couple of seasons ago, I had three accounts in the top 500.
I think it was like season 4 or season 3.
You grind every day, so...
Wait...
I only got top 500 on last two seasons.
Damn.
Yeah, he's been top 500 like every season.
I've been playing since like the first day of Overwatch.
Like I went pro early on.
And then I was like top 500 every season that I played.
Peaked top 10, like two times solo queue.
I need a DPS better than me.
Way much better than me.
I heard you're playing on high ping.
Uh, 300, yeah.
Yeah, that's tough.
I don't know how you do it, bro.
Yeah, that's crazy.
You see, I'm still kidding, right?
Yeah.
Imagine on regular ping, bro, you'd be like...
10 times better.
Yeah, I used to play Apex Legends.
Okay, yeah.
Pro in China.
Oh yeah, Ryland and Pro as well.
Yeah, I was rank 1 for North America, the first ranked season, and then I played Pro for a year.
Apex Legends?
Yeah.
Nice, man.
Yeah, I played Apex Legends Pro in China too.
I just- I just cleared out this game for you.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you guys have- Season 3.
You guys have a lot of good players over there.
Yeah, there's so much players.
But we got most cheaters too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
The cheaters from China, they're no joke, man.
They control the fucking rank system.
Yeah.
A lot of cheaters and masters.
Yeah, that's right.
There's a lot of cheaters in this game too.
People don't realize it.
The cheats are so advanced.
Yeah.
You know the Apex Legends?
The controller is very good, right?
Oh yeah, that's why I quit.
Yeah.
The coach told me, man, you have to learn controller, man, or I'm gonna kick you out of the team.
So I learned controller, like three months.
Another day, another battlefield.
And those enemies is its own reward.
Over here!
I was in keyboard, superior.
PC master race.
Five, four, three, two.
Yeah, Meyer needs to play for the controller.
My ultimate is charging.
Attackers incoming.
We're going to be in trouble if that payload doesn't stop.
Winston 1.
Dead.
Idiot.
Genji 1.
Genji.
Dead.
Anti-healed McCree.
Monkey on the right, monkey on the right.
I got you.
Hog on the right, hog on the right, hog on the right.
I mean, I said hog.
I meant to say monkey.
Monkey on me.
Adoptive circuits engaged.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, now they're going to trap me in this room.
Of course.
Alright, it was fine.
We held him for a bit.
We got this.
Coming back right now Monkey jumping on our soldier We're gonna play in this corner here.
Okay, I'm backing up.
Yeah, I'm coming back right now.
Where you can play corner Of course, of course y'all Oh Yeah, thank you.
Monkey's an idiot.
I want you, soldier.
I want you.
Back up, back up, ram.
No, you ain't.
No, you ain't.
I got you.
I got you, baby.
Let's go!
Mercy on the left.
Where's he one?
Where's he one?
I'm the queen of the clock!
Careful, careful!
He's fucking monkey, man.
You have one healer.
Yeah, you can give space here.
Come back, come back!
It's not over till it's over!
Headed your hand.
Get the monkey.
I'm burning.
Monkey low, monkey low.
He's one.
playing pirate here with a Q let him off that's a good one good window gotcha on on the left gun them off Yeah, there's Ana behind you, bro.
Okay.
Yeah, there's a Mercy.
She's still behind.
C9. C9. C9. C9. I'm shooting a monkey.
There we go, good stuff.
Yeah, if they play Ana Mercy again, I think we go dive.
Can I play Tracer?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, I can play Ana.
I haven't brought Ana out in a bit.
What's up?
Uh, Violent's using my account, because he doesn't have any accounts this low.
Oh, okay.
No worries.
I can play Ana.
I haven't played Ana in a bit.
You want me to go monkey?
Yeah, if you want to play Monkey or...
Is Devo okay?
Keep playing Sig, retry it.
Oh, does he know that we're streaming right now?
We're live on Twitch and Rumble and Twitter.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, sweet, sweet.
Awesome.
Damn, I haven't played Ana in a bit, man.
Okay, awesome, awesome.
Okay, I got a...
...settings here a bit.
We should get, like, get cart halfway through, and then push top left, and then I'll flank right side and just jump to the back line.
I'm in.
I should be paying you for these coaching lessons bro.
Nah.
I need to get warmed up.
My hands are like stiff right now.
Yeah, they might try to play close.
5, 4, 3, 1. 1.
Attack, comments.
They're bashing.
Yeah, it's fine.
Just move cards to like corner and then we'll take high ground.
Hands, hearts on these idiots Left guys, I'm moving payload I'm feeling the whole
Big anti, big anti, big anti, big anti.
Good shit.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Top left right now too.
Even the dude on the other team said GG. They know what time it is, scrubs.
I'm taking off.
Mercy.
Okay, she's going AFK.
Good one.
me good stuff shit China man That was trash.
Chinaman?
What the fuck?
Come on, man.
Jipin would be disappointed.
I killed three there!
I killed three there!
This game doesn't capture that.
This game is trash.
I was playing against Taiwan.
Chains of Light.
Let's see here.
We got some chats.
NoRank says should bring Chinaman on for after hours one day.
He's in China.
And then Chains of Life.
Have you seen Destiny tweet today?
He did fresh dirty at the end, bro.
Such a troll.
I don't know.
I didn't see it.
Okay, so what do we got?
We're two wins now?
Two wins, two losses?
Fine, we're not gonna lose, bro.
Yeah, two wins, two losses, one draw.
We got three wins?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm always really bad at keeping track, so I trust your judgment, China man.
Yeah, where's the win three?
And lose.
Ah, fuck, I was just about to do a warm-up.
What are you gonna play?
Find a man.
What are you gonna play?
Find a man.
Oh, man.
I'm not gonna play a game.
What are you gonna play?
What are you gonna play?
I'm not gonna play a game.
What are you gonna play?
I'm not gonna play a game.
China man, what do you want to play?
We eating Chinese food.
They just call it food there.
Yeah, are you eating with chopsticks right now, China man?
What was that?
You're eating it with a spoon?
UNACCEPTABLE, BRO! UNACCEPTABLE, BRO! You bring this Ana to your family!
You bring this Ana!
Yo, Violet, what do you call Doomfist again?
I don't even call him Mike Tyson or...
I don't know.
I'm gonna be hitting me and shit.
Come on, man.
I didn't even see that, bro.
Your face is definitely a person.
They got Pharaoh.
I'm on the right here.
Blow them.
For on the left I'm showing this far with you, bro Pharoah one, got her!
Stupid!
I'm trying to fucking...
I'll shoot the Pharoah.
I got you right now, though.
You're getting healed.
Hanzo dead.
Junker Queen, you chasing that Junker Queen down.
Let's go!
Chase that Australian whore down.
Let's go!
Pause!
Okay.
Pause.
Clapping cheeks, bro.
Clapping cheeks.
That's what we're doing out here.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Yo, back up, Flame, so I can heal you.
What the hell, bro?
I was trying to look down and there were three of them above us, next to us.
Oh, Hanzo here!
Hanzo here!
Hanzo here!
I'll shoot this idiot!
Stupid!
You dead!
Dummy!
Trying to heal you, Sojourn.
Got you.
Let's go.
I'm shooting this Sojourn.
Back up back!
Oh!
Dammit.
Hanzo and fucking dumbass Mugga got me.
I'm back in two seconds.
Oh shit.
I'm coming back guys.
We can live there.
I'll just be standing here.
Mark.
Here with the Q.
We're done.
We're done.
How about a window this dummy?
Dad, nevermind.
I'm willing payload.
You guys will stay up top and watch me.
I'm moving payload.
Forward spawn activated.
I got a window.
Oh shit.
Fuck, man.
Let's fix that!
One more one.
I'm too young.
Take it off.
I shouldn't have popped that window.
That was stupid of me.
Let me see your sound.
Barrier initialized.
Oh, it's going to be awesome.
He's weak up there.
Oh god, this Mugga!
He's won!
He's won!
This fucking bitch got away.
Let's go, friend!
Frack it out!
These dudes are trash!
Let's go!
Scrubs!
Fucking go Didn't take this corner early I wanna play top right.
All right, I'm coming towards you guys right now.
Of course, he trapped you in there.
Immortality field in here.
Let's go.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here with you.
Fuck!
Bro, I tried to come in.
I came in with you and I died, yeah.
Mercy res me though.
Oh shit!
Yeah, yeah, it's just us.
We're down DPS. I'm pushing payload right now.
Soldiers.
Soldiers shooting us from behind.
Nope, he's gonna be in front now.
Oh, they got a D.Va.
Oh, shit.
Here he won.
Stay in the field, bro.
Stay in the field.
Oh, man, I'm about to die.
I try to keep you alive, bro.
I got two quicks.
I got three!
Oh shit!
I'm done.
Here, there's a comeback.
Not a bad push.
Yeah, we gotta wait for them, these scrubs.
I can burn the zebra.
Nothing is happening.
I can burn.
94 to window.
I'm off escorting the robot.
Let's move.
A little medicine goes a long way.
I'm at the high supply for phone.
Oh, McCree on the left!
McCree on the left!
I'm about to die.
Oh my god.
for them look that could have gone We can burn D-Vad to mech and then invite him.
Soldiers up top.
Soldiers up top.
Melt them, melt them, melt them, melt them!
Melt them!
Oh wow, that was a terrible window.
I'm trash.
Oh, never mind!
The window worked!
Let's go!
I'm dead, McCree, McCree, McCree, and Davey Diva, bro.
Last ones, man.
Now you see me?
Dust yourself off.
My ultimate is ready.
What's doing you?
Now you see me?
Now you don't.
We're out.
Soldier on the other side.
Two minutes for me.
My ability is being lost.
There's a bunch of them in that room over there, Sigma.
Oh shit, this dude throwing them up in that room.
Threw you in the immortality field in there.
Get out of there, bro!
I don't know how the hell you're so alive, bro.
I'm about to die, though.
Help me out!
Behind me!
Man, I threw a mortality field.
Keep your sorry ass alive.
You let me die.
Nigga trash.
My bad, my bad.
A D.Va.
A D.Va, she's diving.
I got the D.Va.
If you can just play your life and get out.
We have to get him back!
Ah, McCree was half.
D.Va coming up to you guys.
I'm shooting D.Va in the back.
She's half, maybe?
I'm with you, soldier.
Still with you?
Get this D.Va the fuck up.
What the fuck?!
A threat emerges 30 seconds That's D.Va man I hate this map bro Fucking draw I'm not gonna handle this game mode It's just kinda trash No one else is gonna do it for us We just gotta stop them once.
We literally gotta stop them once.
85 to 1 though.
I'm about to pop a window here in a second.
You guys ready?
About to pop the window in 3, 2, 1.
Light these scrubs up.
Immortality field.
Get in it.
Get in it.
I don't know where this McCree at.
He's in the corner.
Whoa, there's a soldier behind us?
Oh soldier behind soldier behind soldier behind soldier behind Good shit guys Gloria went big at the end there.
As always.
Play off the game.
Easy money.
Oh, is that what it was?
Okay, I was gonna say we used the real gun at the end.
Overwork?
Oh shit.
Come on, bro.
All I see is red.
Come on, man.
I'm on your team bro Go live bro.
We got 2,300 people watching on Rumble, and we got how many of you ninjas watching on X?
We got 6.4K watching on X, and then I don't know how many watching on Twitch.
It says 117.
117?
Okay.
I never stream on Twitch, so...
Yeah, guys.
I love you on Twitch, bro.
Hey, man.
Yeah, I keep it somewhat clean on Twitch.
I'll let you guys do most of raging.
I'd be raging still, but we haven't had that many teammates that were annoying like that since we've been on.
We had one dumbass tank, but he didn't have a mic.
Yeah.
I don't want to get you banned, though.
Nah, you good bro.
Anything crazy Anything crazy
Anything
crazy Anything crazy Anything crazy Anything crazy Anything crazy Anything crazy Anything crazy Anything crazy Anything crazy Anything crazy
Thank you.
Thank you.
I can't believe they banned you, bro.
On 5G. Yeah, it's gay.
What it is, what it is.
And Fresh, and Sneeko.
Banning all the Red Bull guys, or?
What's going on?
Probably what it is.
Hmm.
Another day, another battlefield.
Right by you, amplifying your power.
I like this map.
Are we still meeting for lunch after the seminar today?
You guys wanna go like top right?
I'm gonna go under and get on.
Yeah, you can go behind and me and Ryze can go top.
I can also just go fair here, honestly.
Just pressure.
Yeah, maybe our Mercy can pocket you.
Uh, Glory.
I go by Glory but I gave him my account so that's why I have Ana.
Anna, Anna, another top of the list.
Enemy, hurry ahead!
Enemy, run it!
Looking at me.
See, Anna, Anna's first.
Yeah, Anna, yeah, I'm going on.
Monkey on me.
Anna, huh?
I got one!
Go, Anna.
Here, here, here.
Alari one.
Alari, got her, got her, got her.
Genji on me.
Who the fuck is this idiot?
Thank you.
I'll pick up our mercy real quick.
I got a point.
Nice kill, dude.
Finish on the objective.
Just saying.
Objective A, capture.
Any questions?
Monkey hop.
Here one, here one.
Oh, he's still half.
I can't heal you guys because I'm moving my payload.
So come back around the corner.
Got you.
He supports Showing random Bunkies coming out Look at me go!
Monkey low, monkey low.
I'm carry with you.
Monkey on me.
Soldier.
Soldier dies.
We got a lamp.
Soldier weak?
Soldier weak?
Oh, they got melted.
Killed two with the bomb.
Tracer.
I'm with you, Vi.
That's not me.
Oh, I thought you had to chase it.
No, I'm unfair.
Now I'm swapping.
Ryze has a similar play style to you.
Yeah, they want soldier.
You can go soldiering maybe.
Yeah, I'm trying to get her out of mech.
I'm trying to get her out of mech.
I'm about to pop a window on this corner.
Hold on, I'm trying to fucking...
As soon as he...
Trying to...
Aw, shit.
There's D.Va coming right at me, annoying bitch.
Fuck him up, guys.
Aw, he put a window, too.
- He's copying. - Dude dude dude. - Enemy Kai-Emo.
- I'm on fire. - I'm helping you.
Oh, Percy.
Tracer.
Tracer to the left.
Tracer to the left.
One shot on that tracer.
Damn it.
I'm stupid.
I didn't throw fast enough.
I'm almost packed.
Tom, we have a good time here.
Evie's gonna go type him back here.
I'm on his D.Va.
Thank you.
I'm shooting the fuck out this bitch.
pitch healing you healing you healing you healing you immortality field there for y'all
He ran, he ran.
Scrub.
Brig is weak.
Baby Deeb on point.
She dead.
Crash.
Baptiste won?
He's destroyed.
Round one.
Complete.
Yeah, you were playing like him, so that's why I called him.
Damn, that's a compliment!
Yo, just aggression, man.
Aggression wins the game.
Like, they're down to player, just off angle, hold W. I'm a less better version of him.
That's only because of the ping.
Yeah, that's because of the ping.
300 ping is insane, man.
I play too much.
I get used to it.
It's okay.
Yeah.
Another day, another battlefield.
Stay close.
I can't hear you if you're strong.
I play on 300 ping in the tournaments.
Wow.
Look at the state of the world.
Jim Burton always can't hide them Yeah Two hot shot pilots on the same thing!
Yeah, I saw that.
That's so funny, man!
I played that game professionally for a year and then just dipped.
Like, I'm not a fan of Battle Royale.
Yeah, me too.
I played for a year, also.
I just played for money.
Defend objective A.
Alright.
Up here on the left.
Okay, yeah, they got a bunch of hitscans.
They got Baptiste, Ashe, I think Soldier.
D.Va here?
What the fuck?
This is a bit stupid.
Oh, what the?
I'm behind him.
I'm getting pushed.
Yeah, they're pushing back.
I'm shooting this D.Va.
Ash McCree.
Get this D.Va the fuck up out of here, bro.
McCree weak, McCree weak, McCree can die, McCree can die, McCree can die.
Good finish.
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming.
We got the advantage I Alright.
Good push, good push.
yeah extra pause diva trying to come around You good, mine?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, thank you.
I'm right.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna try to help.
Oh!
Ah shit, here we go.
Bitch yelled in Japanese thinking this is going to change things.
Oh sh...
Oh Lord!
Still alive somehow.
Soldier 1!
Oh damn it Dima!
He ran.
Oh, nice bomb.
Winnable!
Oh shit Killing you guys killing you guys killing you guys killing you guys killing me Kyrie up top, Kyrie up top being annoying as hell.
She's one shot up there.
Oh my god.
Soldier one!
Soldier one ending of trash!
She running.
I'm shooting this D.Va.
Get her out of mech.
Get that bitch out of mech.
She's annoying as hell.
There we go.
Good shit.
Soldier 1.
He's trash.
Baby D.Va.
Let's go.
These dudes are trash.
McCree dead.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Kids are terrible.
Punish them.
No fear.
Them boys got fucked up, man.
Zarya here?
They're mad, bro.
They're mad Shit Zarya is charged!
Oh Brother pissed that That's Zarya.
chase me down.
I've come back with a window.
I'm coming back with a window if y'all can contest it.
Okay, they got it.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up, fuck it.
We held it for a very long time Once they pop this corner, I'm gonna use a window on them.
Anybody want to come over this way?
Yo, this is our charge, bro.
Holy!
They're looking at me!
They're looking at me!
Yo, yo, Zarya below.
Zarya below.
Zarya below.
She ain't get nobody in it.
She trash.
She trash!
Oh, man!
This bitch is charged!
Zarya!
We're loading.
Oh, here's ya!
Come on, get up!
Keep yourself up.
Dust yourself off He's killing you up Oh shit I thought he's back there One bubble One bubble?
Two bubbles.
Fuck that bitch up.
Here with a cure.
God damn it, ball.
He yelled in Haitian, eh?
You know what that means.
Oh my god, bro.
Because he had window.
He visored with window.
He visored window, bro.
That's automatic milk.
She's at like 80% on another grav.
She's going to have this fight, so.
My turn.
I am here to support Alright, I'm gonna try to hold them the best I can here, but...
Oh yeah, they're all on payload.
Oh my god, they're all on payload.
No, I don't have it.
Oh yeah, I got you.
I threw it.
Get in there, get in there with the lamp.
Oh my god.
I'm shooting the fuck out of the Zarya.
Zarya needs to die.
This Zarya needs to...
Oh my god.
Okay, that fucking Zen Trans just saved him.
I'm 88 to win, though.
88 to window.
I'm gonna have it here.
I'm talking to you.
The Zarya is fucking charged up.
I'm hailing you, soldier.
Back up, back up, Rambo.
Back up.
I'm trying to heal you.
I'm trying to heal you.
I got a window.
Y'all want me to pop it here?
Nice fuckin' thing.
Oh!
Talk to your visor after you.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Cream of the crop.
I'm coming to you, bro.
I'm coming to you.
Nice, nice, nice.
Good stagger.
Good stagger.
I got a window for this last fight.
Come back.
I'm going to pop it right here on this main street.
Y'all ready?
I'm going to drop it below though, not on the high ground.
Popping it now.
Time to fry golf on these scrubs.
Let's go!
Punish these idiots!
Oh shit, he got a window too.
You got that odd, even with your window, get fucked idiot!
Let's go!
I'm the captain now!
I'm the real Haitian!
Let's go!
Bad difference.
Fuck that kid.
Bad diff.
Scrub.
- Play of the game. - What did I do?
- Try now, man.
What is that?
Four?
Four wins now?
Oh, nice aim, China, man.
You know it.
That looks like someone that eats with a spoon.
Bring the signer to your family, bro.
Let me check how much we win.
That was my pro battle.
Uh, one, two, three, four...
Uh, one, two, three, four.
Yeah, four.
We draw one.
Lose two.
Four wins.
Yep.
Four, two, one.
Nice If I you're from Florida to right Yeah.
Nice.
You like that aim?
Glory.
Yeah, very good aim, bro.
Especially for 300 ping, that's crazy.
The only thing with Florida is we get shit routing over here.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, like I have fiber optic internet, but I still get like 70 ping on East Coast.
That's really weird.
Yennefer is in Florida.
Yep.
What the fuck?
Need to get her on the after hours.
Nope.
Never without my man's permission.
Good woman.
Let's fucking go, man!
Never without my man's permission.
I don't do anything he doesn't allow me to do.
The girls that watch us always have a man, bro.
So...
I don't even have social media.
I got rid of all my social media because he asked me to.
Good.
Excellent.
W.
We got about almost 2K watching on Rumble, and then another 7.4K on X. and then another 7.4K on X.
Nice.
Nice.
Red pull overwatch Yeah, I don't know about all that bro This Overwatch community is very, very soft.
Very soft.
Oh yeah, bro.
They're fucking pathetic, bro.
Like, dude.
Like, um...
It's one of the worst.
I'll never forget.
I went in, um...
I was watching a stream from Semido, right?
And I'm in there, and I say, hey, what's up?
And like some fucking bimbo says, ew, fresh and fit.
And I go, bitch, you need to go overwatch your kitchen instead of overwatching this fucking game.
What's wrong with you, man?
And, and they fucking, bro, the chat goes crazy.
Wow, bro, you can't be saying that.
That's offensive.
That's sexist.
That's misogynistic.
And I'm like, shut the fuck up, you pussies.
Like, all you guys in here are fucking losers.
Probably haven't been to the gym today trying to tell me how to fucking do shit.
And I didn't even say anything.
I just came in there to say, yo, what's up?
And then this dumb fucking broad has the fucking nerve to say, ew, fresh and fit.
So I was like, fuck you, bitch.
Why are you even here?
You should be making a sandwich.
And they fucking went crazy in there.
And the chat like, well, dude, you can't be saying that type of thing.
Shut the fuck up!
You fucking gamers are bitches.
Holy fuck, man.
Yeah, by far it's the softest.
But you know what, bro?
Fuck it.
We about to bring Overwatch and make this shit fucking manly again.
We about to fucking make this shit toxic like it was 2016, bro.
Because they need us to be soft like this.
But real niggas are here.
We about to make this shit fucking toxic.
Let's fucking go.
All these fucking liberal leftist fucks that play this game.
Y'all niggas ain't safe.
Because you best believe I'm going to make fun of you and say there's true dentures.
You best believe I'm going to shit on you and say that you're a fucking loser.
You best believe I'm going to make fun of you and say that buy the fucking subs and we're Trump 2024.
You best believe I'm going to roast the shit out of you and say you're a fucking bitch.
Let's fucking go!
Woo!
I didn't even have energy drink yet.
But I'm going to have one right now, though.
I haven't even had one.
But I'm gonna have one.
Let's fucking go!
We're bringing back Toxin Gaming!
Let's go!
punish these scrubs That bitch got melted Oh I'm shooting the MAGA. I'm shooting the MAGA. MAGA can die?
MAGA less than what?
MAGA weak!
MAGA weak!
Get fucked, idiot!
Stupid!
What are you doing there?
I got you.
I'm healing you.
Punish these scrubs!
Sojourn running like the bitch that she is!
You dead though!
Oh, I'm slept.
Oh, shit.
Oh, nice shield.
Nice shield.
Oh, Chinaman taking bullets from me.
I appreciate that, Chinaman.
man.
Let's go.
Oh, McCree weak.
He ran away though.
Oh, get fucked, McCree!
You trash!
The smug on their team is weak.
Oh, he trying to run in here?
You idiot!
Fuck him up!
This idiot!
You dumb Hawaiian fuck!
Oh, I'm about to die.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Oh, I'm back!
Let's go!
I'm back!
Oh, Kiriko!
Kill this Japanese whore!
Let's go!
I got you soldier Got window I got window.
You guys ready to melt these scrubs?
Are we gonna push back a bit or are we gonna do it here?
I guess we do it here!
Let's go!
We lit now!
Yeah, you better run bitch I got nano Hey, don't matter though It don't matter, though!
We keep fighting!
We keep fighting!
Oh, we trapped!
Yeah, you idiot!
You trapped with us!
Let's go!
Punish him!
Dude said that!
Oh, you're trapped with me!
No, you're trapped with me, bitch!
Nothing ends now!
Come here, whore!
I'm gonna get fucked!
Oh, let's go!
You pushed the shit out of that black bitch!
Let's go!
McCree dead!
Let's go!
Let's go punish these scrubs!
We out here like bonus through great sweatpants!
We're bringing back toxic gaming!
Let's fucking go!
Score.
One to zero.
Are you not entertained?
Dumb the Monk O.
Can you guys hear that in the chat, by the way?
Y'all hear the sound effects?
Because we out here!
Let's go!
Oh, y'all can't hear it?
Hold on, y'all will hear it right now.
Did y'all hear that?
There it is.
Let's fucking go.
Their tank has zero elums.
Well...
Alright, let's go.
They pushed me in, they pushed me here.
I see you, I see you.
I'm coming to you right now.
Soldier on the left.
Soldier on the left.
Heal me, heal me, heal me.
I'm healing you, bro.
I got immortality filled out of your fiery ass too.
Let's go.
Thank you, thank you.
Go Chaps.
I got you, McCree.
I got you, McCree.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
Thank you.
They're both one.
They're both one.
These dudes are lucky that I'm doing so much healing.
Otherwise I'd be fucking them up too The flame is so older soldier needs to know me man, huh?
I said you're so trash you always take all the healing bro I'm trying to shoot people too, man!
I'm not bad, bro.
I'm too aggressive.
Oh shit!
Come on, man!
Fly corner, fly corner.
Yeah, come back, come back.
I'm about to die.
Oh my god, that bitch chased me down!
I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
Oh shit, okay, we killed him.
You guys got no healers.
Just back up if you can.
Viking.
I'm gonna die, though.
That's a soldier, Dave!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Bro, where the fuck did this fat hog come from, bro?
That's Alva.
And I threw a shitty immortality.
That's Alva.
That's Ethan Klein.
That is Ethan Klein, thanks!
I'm with you.
Oh shit.
Alright.
No lamp, no lamp.
I'm flanking right side with ult.
Oh shit, no hook.
I'm about to throw a window up.
Light fat boy up!
More behind.
Yeah, you better back up fat boy Hog half Get the hog, get the hog.
Push, keep pushing, keep pushing More next *sigh* Mercy dead guys, mercy dead, don't be too aggressive Good for you trash!
Alright I'm good, I'm good I'm gonna get you Back out because we don't have a mercy Oh And I can't heal you sorry ass niggas By myself *crash* Alright.
Right side soldier flanking.
I think he has visor Soldier on the right Hog coming in.
Hog coming in Soldier on the right, trying to...
Nice.
Oh, fuck.
I got you, Ram.
I got you, Ram.
They got Mercy.
I'm killing everything.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I kill everything.
We're in this, though.
We're in this!
Soldier!
I don't know how you're still alive, but I got you!
I killed everything.
It's okay, bro.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Nice.
The babies will continue!
How we do it.
Play of the game.
Oh, this was...
Damn, bro.
The tank is 2-1-6.
Who's six?
I didn't know where he went.
Alright.
- Confusing, using the long screen. - So y'all said the sound effects were low?
Let me try to fix this shit here.
Okay, that's a five now.
Okay.
This shit's on the way to the top, man.
Blueberry's saying go halfway from what it was before.
Because it's too much.
Now they're saying it's too much, the sound effects?
Wait, Blueberry?
Yeah.
Wait, so they're saying the sound effects are too loud?
The sound effects.
The team chat.
Oh, the team chat's too loud?
Alright, I'm bringing it down.
Alright, so I shouldn't be too loud now.
Yo, chat, give me one thing to chat if the audio is good.
So tell me if my mic is good.
Give me one in the chat if my mic is good, guys.
Do I have it as I got my mic all the way to the side over here?
It's like not even, it's like to the side, it's off camera.
Oh, your mic's fine for me.
My mic is fine for you?
Okay, so for the chat, is it good?
Okay, it's good in the chat.
Cool.
Now I'm gonna hit a sound effect.
I want you to guys tell me if you guys can hear this.
Yeah, that was really loud, bro.
Oh, that's loud for y'all?
I was, like, full volume, like...
Like, max volume.
Alright, now give me ones if the sound effects are good, or two if it's too loud.
Give me two if it's too loud.
And then they're saying, your mic is fine, but ours is not.
It's our team.
We are too loud.
Okay, so guys, I'm going to hit the Don DeMarco.
Tell me if this is too loud.
Don DeMarco.
One if that's good, two if it's not good, and it echoes too.
I'm going to fix it right now so the team won't be able to hear that.
Yeah, that was max volume for us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm turning it down.
Y'all aren't going to be able to hear it no more.
Give me two as it feels good for y'all.
One if it was two.
Okay, you know what?
Let me do it one more time now that they're not going to hear it.
I'm going to hit the Don DeMarco one more time.
One if it's good, two if it's too loud.
One if it's good, two if it's too loud, okay?
For the sound effects.
The team won't hear it, but y'all will.
One if it's good, two if it's too loud.
Oh, now you're saying it's too quiet?
Oh, wow.
It's too low.
Okay, I know what to do.
I'm gonna bring it up to 75%.
Alright, now tell me what y'all think.
One if it's good, two if it's too loud, three if it's too low.
Three if it's too low.
I just turned it up just now.
One of it's good, two of it's too loud, three of it's too low Still quiet?
Okay, tell me if y'all hear this then.
Give me ones if the falcon punch was good.
Two if it was loud.
Three if it was too low.
For the falcon punch.
Another day, another battlefield.
Keep moving out there.
Don't want to give him any easy shots, do we?
Alright, you know what?
I'm just gonna put this shit to the max.
y'all niggas ears are about to start bleeding i'm sorry i'll just shut up to the max and Now y'all niggas ears are about to bleed.
alright let's go There's a tracer here There's a tracer here Doomp this Doomp, doomp, doomp Nice mode I'm keeping you up, keeping you up, keeping you up They're on the objective Move in I'm a doom idiot Doom idiot.
uh may have uh fish under oh sh*t keeping you up keeping you up keeping you up keeping you up Doom, idiot.
Doom, idiot.
Oh, no!
Fuck.
Hailers are dead, guys.
Hailers are dead.
That could have gone dead.
At least Go sick Go sick Go sick
*Bad* Ma-mae is dead, okay?
Okay, I got her.
A threat emerges.
That wasn't my best shot.
Capabilities maxed!
Good shit, good shit.
Incoming!
The objective must be taken.
I'm on fire!
Capabilities maxed!
Almost got my ult.
I'm gonna rock the doom when he comes in.
It's just both Oh my god, fuck Fuck, man.
Is that the one?
Fuck.
How about I try that again?
No, I'm gonna die here.
They got it.
I'm over time.
Soldier 76 reporting for duty.
Mark it.
Lost.
Next, Flashpoint.
Palace.
You are completely healed.
I'll try it.
In favor.
That's one dead on their team.
I cannot withstand much more.
Kuriko weak.
Kuriko weak.
Oh nice rock.
She's won.
She's won.
Good finish.
Good finish.
Doom idiot over here.
Dead.
Let's go.
*Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* Alright.
*Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* I got a window.
Fuck it, I'll pop it right here.
*Bad* *Bad* *Bad* Yeah, you better run, p*ssies.
I almost said it.
I almost said it!
Do a media, do a media.
And then Susan then once I Fraser tracer We recalled.
May 1, May 1.
Gotcha Tracer Nooo That fucking blizzard man.
That's fine.
We just got a 1-1 fight and we got this shit.
You're completely healed.
Barrier initialized.
Very good, I am.
That's one pick.
Kiri won.
Let's go.
Help our tracer.
Doom!
Doom!
Idiot!
Of course.
Doom!
Yeah, what a immortality field!
I know you mad, dummy!
Kill him!
He's one shot!
He's the last one.
Kill his dumbass.
Idiot.
Good res.
Good res.
He wasted it all for no reason.
I'm not going to get the fuck.
Yeah, you better put that wall up bitch.
Scrub.
There's a tracer behind us.
One shot on this, bitch.
She has...
Made chasing me.
Get that, bitch.
I'm good.
We're on point.
Bro, they were chasing me, man.
Yeah, that's okay.
I'm going point.
Call up.
Find the PC.
I'm gonna pulse.
Tracer low.
One.
No re.
I have the objective.
I rocked him.
Tracer, Tracer on you.
It's okay.
Swing it in.
We're alive, boys.
I love it.
Careful.
Thank you.
Two of them came at me.
It was a tracer and the Kiri.
Watch out for...
Doom idiot.
He's dead.
Let's go.
Tracer behind.
Just Tracer down.
Just Tracer is the last one.
Tracer behind me.
Alright.
Yeah, stay with me bro.
I'll protect you.
The Tracer gone.
Backed up.
Yeah, I don't know why they're going for me so hard, man.
These dudes are fucking must-be-race or some shit.
Alright, uh...
Oh my god, Doomfist!
Oh my god, man!
Go for the right one right for me bro.
We got a touch here.
So let's go!
A complete recovery!
Roadhog time!
Feel stronger?
Gotta fight for touch.
Oh my gosh!
Nice to be the patient for a change.
I'm on ball, I'm on ball.
Heels!
Everyone feeling better!
Tracer behind you, bro.
I gotta help you out.
I'm much here, I'm much here.
Fucking Doomfist, man.
This dude is so fucking annoying.
Kill this idiot.
Fuck you, Doomfist, man.
You ain't...
Curry, fuck you too, bitch.
Fuck these kids, bro.
Ball, ball, ball, come to me, come to me, come to me, ball, come to me, ball.
Get this African booty scratcher!
It's okay.
- The China man blew him up.
Okay, hit him with that Helix. - Next flashlight, ruins. - That's good for us.
He's annoying.
Come on, boy.
It Tracer just recalled.
Oh my god.
Tracer won, bro.
Annoying-ass Tracer.
Three of them on me, bro.
Three of them on me right now.
Three of them chasing me.
Tracer, Reinhardt, and fucking Echo.
Can you get out?
Yes Back on a lot
Why they're all on me?
Tracell Tracer recalled.
Reinhardt behind you, Sigma.
I don't know what this dude is doing.
He's an idiot.
He can die.
Get in the point.
I got it.
Don't worry.
He's killing you.
Kiri one.
Let's go.
I got window for this next fight.
We gotta win two fights.
Yeah.
We can't burn everything though.
I'm 90 through the window.
No, I got a pick.
Okay. - An enemy appears. - Trying to break this ranch, so you don't have it.
Ryan is running Whoa, what the hell?
This Reinhardt is crazy.
Kill his ass.
Idiot I'm with you I'm with you.
I'm with you, Sigma.
I'm with you.
Idiot!
Stupid!
Fuck!
got me oh These guys were all sweaty.
Yeah, they were sweaty as fuck.
But they still lost though.
They didn't sweat enough, Scrubs.
Dude shot the Helix rocket and ran.
Oh, uphill battle.
We weren't supposed to win that, guys.
Yeah, our last two games have been like that.
That's called a confident That's called a confident
Thank you.
Another day, another battlefield. another battlefield.
If you can outthink your opponent, it's easy to outfight them.
I've done things I'm not proud of.
Time to start making up for it.
Superior firepower is good, but superior brainpower is better.
Hands ahead!
Feel stronger?
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
Let's rock these scrubs.
Okay, they got Orion.
He's already weak Ryan is gone right weak Feels about to break.
What?!
Bruh.
Thank you, thank you.
Hanzo on the left, Hanzo on the left, Hanzo on the left, Hanzo on the left.
Did you guys get the Hanzo on the left?
He's out, he's out.
He's one.
I got him.
No, you see me?
What a lucky pin We can hold them off We can hold him off until he gets back.
Konzo on the right.
Reiner's one.
Ryan has won.
Hanzo, one shot.
Fuck, man.
Got him.
Alright.
That's fine.
I'll be back.
She rezzed the junk.
*Trymon* *Trymon* *Trymon* Ryan has won.
Mercy is one too.
Mercy got her.
Widow, yeah.
Huge res I'm about to put a window up here I've had it for a bit now.
Hey, they swapped.
When they start pushing, put the window.
Barriers, barriers, let them out.
Let's go.
I think you will do now.
Incoming.
Time for me.
I got it.
Soldier weak.
Soldier weak on a good finish.
Keeping you up, Sigma.
Holy shit.
Breaking that shield.
They got McCree now.
Ryan, she'll about a break.
Broken.
Kill the run, kill the run.
Oh!
It's a McCree!
Oh shit, he's one shot.
No!
Fucking Mercy flew to me, bitch.
Cheers!
Nice tire.
WHAT THE- You gotta be fucking kidding me bro!
I kill you man!
Bro, the luckiest fucking pin ever dude!
Wow!
What the fuck?
man?
Out of nowhere!
Shit was trash, bro.
Game over?
Alright.
God fucking damn, bro.
Bro, I was coming back from spawn, man.
Like, I didn't think he was gonna, like, what the fuck?
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Go, Ryan.
I might play all kinds of fucking sauce here.
Another day, another battle.
That's fine.
They're fighting for charging and hitting things.
Toxic gaming.
It's added to Spino.
Ooh.
Ice.
Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still.
But also, I'm not going to lose.
Yo, what's our win/loss right now, by the way?
Is it 4-2-1?
A 6?
Okay.
I'll update after this.
Alright.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attack, Comments.
Capture Factor 2A. Stay near the Immortality Field!
Come back, Ryan, so I can heal you, bro.
Trying to shoot.
Zara to the left, Zara to the left, Zara to the left.
He knocked that bitch off the map.
Yo, Junkrat in front of the...
Moira dead.
Kiri won.
Here he died?
Junkrat?
Get- Fuck, idiot!
Good stuff.
Let's go.
Easy clap.
What are we, seven?
You said seven bro?
Play of the game.
Oh shit!
We lit!
I got the play, I'm the captain now.
I don't know how I got it though.
Oh, this shit was trash.
Oh, that's why, because I was stuck.
Hey, man.
I got stuck down.
Yeah, I don't know how that was in play.
But whatever.
That's all it's mean.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Yeah, seven.
- That's right. - Yo, I can't wait 'til they get rid of this eye shit, man.
It's fucking dumb.
What eye shit?
Last two days, man.
Last two days.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they googled us.
Holy shit.
This dude is dancing.
We dance team now.
We dance team now.
We dance team now.
Ha ha ha!
*punch* *punch* *punch* We'll be right
back.
I want to see my unbox someone If Abba accepts the fucking thing, he won't because he's a coward.
Nah, he's not going to, bro.
Fight Ethan, probably.
Yeah, I told Ethan, let's have this debate in person.
He was like, no, bro.
Fucking coward He wouldn't even accuse you of half the shit He did it in person
Like besides the beef and whatnot, would you respect him a little bit more if he actually got in the ring?
I would, yeah.
I'd beat him up and be friends with him after.
Tell him, stop making videos now.
But he's a coward, bro.
All he does is make videos and talk shit.
People like him, Ethan Klein, etc.
Like, these guys are all cowards, bro, at the end of the day.
They're fucking cowards.
They just talk shit on the internet and they can't back up what they say or anything like that because they're fucking pussies, man.
It's fucking sad.
That's typical internet shit.
Facts.
A lot of people don't follow up with the same energy they have online.
Yep.
Yep, absolutely.
Coward's gonna cow.
Prepare your defenses.
Select your hero.
oh could you take ethan and abba two on one I think I could, honestly.
Both those dudes are fucking bums.
Another day, another battle.
I think you could slap Ethan.
Let everyone know the battle.
Because Ethan is so out of shape, bro.
It's like fucking crazy, man.
Yeah, 100%.
And I train every day, bro.
So I'd be out here, man.
But yeah, these guys...
But it is what it is, man.
They'll never...
Like, I'm gonna have to catch Abba in person, like, at a function.
Like, he's never gonna fucking...
You know what I'm saying?
Do anything.
He's just an internet shit-talker, and that's fine, because I am gonna catch him in person one day, and when that day happens, I can't wait, bro.
Y'all are gonna see how much of a bitch he really is, because I met him in person before.
You guys are gonna see the fear of God in that boy, because he knows what's gonna happen.
Attackers incoming.
I got you!
Stop the payload.
My head is a hollow everywhere, but we will walk it.
I will give you shelter.
The barrier has fallen!
There's a soldier on you.
Reloading!
One sec!
We will shield you for now!
I wonder why enemies can't be.
I have a soldier.
Soldier one.
Got him.
Got him.
Sigma one.
Good finish.
I'm the real Baptiste.
Fucking go.
Right almost said we got You know We can burn Nadine.
Careful.
Wait, why are they swapping?
Oh shit.
That's my fault.
Ah fuck.
Bunch of them in that room over there.
I'm healin' him, I'm healin' him, I'm healin' him, I'm healin' him.
That boy, punch them boys.
Oh mercy, get fucking shit on.
Oh hog hog hog, don't get hooked.
No hook, no hook, no hook on him.
Come here fat boy Got you reaper I Oh, you got fucked up.
Let's go!
They can't even run to their spawn and be safe, Scrubs.
I got a window by the way.
What?
I'm about to pop a window.
You guys ready?
Window.
window time keeping you up Ram Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
I'm dead.
here we go yeah we got another fight How about I try that again?
Follow me, you cat!
May's up here, above us.
I can't touch you.
*Trips* *Trips* *Trips* *Trips* *Trips* *Trips* *Trips* You wanna go Genji?
*Trips* *Trips* *Trips* *Trips* My heart's still beating.
Man, they're right.
So, let's go.
And out of here he comes.
Cut my arm, we can go.
Let's go.
I got you!
A round of healing!
I'm backing up.
Yeah.
Might try to speed on us.
Genji bottom left.
Genji no reflect.後 Wiz?!頭che quack come to me mercy come to me come to me alright Here's Blade
here, that'll be that wasn't my best shot組 No hook?
Okay.
No, no, no, we got you, we got you.
We're here.
Hog, hog, hog, hog.
And Lucio.
Over there.
The fight is imminent.
William, the rest of the players are getting back.
I'm coming to you.
What an idiot.
Gems you're on the left.
Genji on the left.
No hook on that idiot.
Genji?
Healing you guys, healing you guys.
Yeah, fuck idiot.
I don't want you.
Oh shit.
We got this, we got this.
Let's tracer.
Let's fucking go.
Us.
Bro, he went right for the fucking mercy, bro.
Fucking losers.
Oh well.
Sometimes it happens like that.
*laughs* Yeah, I'm gonna play every hero on DPS now.
*sad music* We're still in this.
Another day, another battlefield.
Make sure you're ready.
Who knows what we'll find right there.
Hey!
You like my googly eye, Mario?
I've done things I'm not proud of.
Time to start making up for it.
Chinaman, did you ever scrim against Sally?
Uh, yeah, I did.
No nonsense.
We do this clean.
Copy.
That guy's one of the most talented players I've ever played against.
Yeah.
I thought he's a Japanese, but he's Korean.
Yeah.
Koreans go crazy on this game.
Every time I get in, he's...
5, 4, 3, 4, 1.
Attack.
Converse.
Current ahead.
The payload progresses.
Enemy.
Enemy. Enemy.
Let's keep some of them.
A threat emerges.
That's him.
That's him.
He got rezzed.
Enemy.
There's only time.
A threat emerges.
A little medicine goes a wrong way.
Enemy factor calculated.
She's one shot.
She's on us one.
She's one shot.
Still charging up.
I'm pushing car.
I'm pushing car.
Excellent!
Keep the payload moving.
Mercy is fine.
It's fine.
Go with them.
Go with them because they're weak.
Yeah, I'm helping.
I'm with you.
You left 100% here.
To the far right for...
Bastian!
Kill that idiot!
Heroes never die!
Zarya one.
Get an immortality field.
Ana one.
I don't want Help me Oh my god I'm sorry Enemy threw it ahead The payload has reached the checkpoint An enemy is here You jet up Re-involve the payload What is that melody Let them up Double-plugness time
Over there That's the prescription Alright, go, go, go I'm in Hellman, he's at the suit An enemy appears A gun, baguette Nine Oh my god
I'm back I'm dead I'm dead I saw that happen No, it's okay Grand is one, dude I'm back guys I'm coming through it I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
Keeping you alive, soldier. soldier.
are keeping you alive.
Mercy rezzing.
Oh shit.
I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you, Sigma fighter.
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
Drop that nigga on his head anyway.
Nice.
Yo, whenever he says, like, what is that melody in my head, I'm thinking, like, bro, he must be listening to a new King Von or some shit.
Yes, sir.
What is that melody?
He's listening to Joe Budden.
Ah hell no, he ain't listen to no sorry ass joke, but I'll tell you that.
That's what he's listening to.
Oh, my bad.
Now open.
Now open.
The beatings will continue. .
What are we right now?
Are we 8-2?
8-2-1.
8-2-1?
Alright.
Yeah, yeah.
I play with Silly.
Silly, his teammate always dies first.
And Silly always just by himself.
Surviving.
Are you guys played with the same people?
I don't know.
If it's Asian region.
Okay, I'll play some music for the chat, so I'll leave the chat real quick.
Because I don't want you guys to hear this loud shit and bother you guys.
Time to destroy these scrubs.
Time to destroy these scrubs.
We Miami gang.
They tell me I can't be around no game.
Then y'all gonna be fucked up, man.
All right.
The beanies will continue, guys.
Let's get it.
Throw that mask on.
When you jump out first, you better blast.
Oh, we got some victims.
We got some victims.
We got some victims.
Don't fuck these scrubs up Hang in
My bad.
Alright.
Someone chasing you over there?
I'm trying- Oh!
Doom idiot!
Yo, there's a Doomfus here.
Can I get some help, guys?
Aw, man.
Doomfus got me.
It's fine, it's fine.
We got these idiots.
Oh, nice res.
Yo, I got the Doomfus.
I'm healing you, I'm healing you, I'm healing you.
Moira behind us.
Moira one.
Good finish.
Let's go.
Keep punishing these scrubs.
Let's Let's go.
Let's take point.
I'm gonna take point.
I'm taking point.
Oh, we already got it.
What the hell?
I'm retarded.
oh my bad *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Doom ah picture how you hear me *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Doom one *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Doom *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom I'm shooting him.
I'm shooting him.
He's weak.
Oh, let's go.
I'll push it with you.
Let's go.
Yeah, you better use the meteor strike scrub.
Stay alive.
Stay in there so you don't die.
Gotcha.
I got a window.
Y'all want to use it?
Oh, that was trash.
That was trash.
That was trash Keeping you up keeping you up keeping you up Doofus on you, Ram.
Oh, he sucks!
He sucks!
God, I'm going after him.
He's one, he's one.
I'm going after this idiot.
Come here!
Where'd he go?
Oh, he ran.
Somebody coming over here.
Doom, idiot.
Yeah, you better run, boy!
Where you going, Baptiste?
Come here, boy!
Let's fucking go!
Sorry, I get excited.
Whenever I'm going after the black characters, I go into a certain mood.
Come here, boy!
I went after the Doomfist and the Baptiste.
I went after the Baptiste and the Doomfist.
I'm like, come here, boy!
W Racism.
Come here, bring that ass here, boy!
Alright, I'm about to fuck these dudes up.
Yeah, no, you guys are never gonna see this show on Overwatch stream, I'll tell you how that.
These fucking politically correct pussies.
Yo, bro, you got so offensive, you can't be talking trash.
I talk trash on this motherfucker.
Let's go!
Punish these bums.
Toxic gaming, man.
Toxic nigga gaming.
Yo, Junker Queen on the right, kill this fucking lesbian.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Punish them!
Let's go!
I'm with you Ramacha!
Punch this bitch!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Talks a nigga gaming!
Bitch, you dead!
Let's go!
W hate crimes!
Let's go!
Oh, look at that!
Look at that social media zigzag!
He don't want to die.
They're going left.
They're going left?
No, no, no, no.
They're going left.
No, no, no.
They're going left.
Oh, they got a Reaper.
Joker Queen weak.
Reaper 2.
I got you, I got you.
Immortality field, scrubs.
Get in there.
Don't die.
Keeping your sorry asses alive.
Let's go.
Kill this Joker Queen.
She's on fire.
Oh, I'm about to die, I'm about to die!
Oh, no, I'm not!
No, I'm not!
Window time!
Let's go shoot this boy like it's Windex!
Oh, fuck, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm gonna rest, though!
Oh, no, I'm not.
I got excited.
I was fucking rock solid for a second, but I'm dead.
Oh, well.
Romacho, you let me down, bro.
You're supposed to punch them.
I went in the back line.
I got you.
I got you.
Oh Oh What the fuck?
Oh, the soldier was literally hiding in...
Oh, wow.
That was a weird hiding spot.
Bro, this nigga was hiding in a weird-ass spot.
A little medicine goes a long way.
We got ult Oh! Oh shit!
Bro!
I just came back!
Fucking Zen, man.
Got lucky.
Joker!
Oh, we're healing you, we're healing you, we're healing you.
Kill this Joker Queen, bitch!
Yeah, let's go!
W hate crime let's go We're discriminate We kill women.
Omnics, we kill everybody.
Let's go!
Yo, Ash is definitely a racist, bro.
Shout out to Ashe.
W racism, bro.
Enter-- yo, yo, yo, immortality field up.
Oh shit.
Trying to keep you alive, trying to keep you alive, Rem.
Damn, this Junker Queen's annoying, bro.
I'm getting res.
You are.
They allowed it.
Holy fuck.
I was a crazy res.
Not every day gives you a second chance.
I think he's dead.
Trash.
Okay.
I'm backing up.
We just gotta win one fight and we got this shit.
Yep.
Oh, whoa.
Reaper over here?
I got a window.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here, I'm here!
Oh my god, this fucking Reaper, bro!
Ah, man.
Damn.
They might have just won that
We're in for a smooth ride, right?
Right?
damage in the dot.
Damn.
Alright, let's fucking get this shit, man.
I don't want to lose these scrubs.
Not losing these scrubs.
Oh shit, they got a Widow.
They got Pharah too.
Yo, Pharah.
Oh my god!
Joker Queen chasing me.
Here we go.
This fucking bitch.
I killed three.
Pharah won!
Joker Queen!
Got her!
Yeah, I killed three.
It's okay.
Yo, the thing is, bro, is that I hate hitting that alt button to crouch.
I'm like really bad at it.
I always hit shift instead.
So remember how I told you with the keyboard and mouse?
Yo, they're on Bastion and Sombra.
These guys are counters off me.
It's okay.
We wait out for him.
Just wait out for him and then we'll jump in the Bastion.
We need to bait it out, though.
Oh, Joker.
Whoa, shit.
Bastard bottom middle.
Bastard bottom middle weak.
Let's go!
Joker queen.
Junker queen weak on point.
Come here, bitch!
I'm with you, Tracer.
I'm with you.
Get fucked!
Stupid!
Let's go!
The beatings will continue Kuriko weak!
Kuriko weak!
Oh, they're teleported.
As long as we don't get picked here, we win the game.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
Durker Queen out.
Oh, nice.
You like that?
Oh shit, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Reloading.
Point, point, point.
What's up?
I am.
A little medicine goes a long way.
Oh shit.
We lost one back up a bit.
Too excited.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, they're all on point!
Damn, bro.
Kuriko and Sombra and Junker Queen.
Three of them on point right now.
Three of them on the fucking point, bro.
That's fine.
That's fine.
fine we just wipe them once All right Alright.
You guys ready to get in here?
I got a window by the way Junker Queen weak.
Oh Oh, bitch came right at me!
Oh my god Got you I got you I got you
No one can hide from my sight I'm shooting the fuck out of this drunker, Queen, bro.
I want this bitch dead.
Immortality field on point.
Moira one, Moira one, Moira one.
This Joker Queen on me?
Oh, Lord!
Fuck you, bitch!
Good snipes.
Holy shit.
Oh, Sojourn got fucking clapped.
Let's go!
Okay.
Oh, they fully counterswap.
This kid trash.
Fuck this nigga.
So fucking hard.
Not expected.
Chinaman?
We won't lose.
Chinaman, we got nine?
Okay.
Alright, so we're nine, two, and one draw.
At ten wins, you got the win streak bonus.
I already got the...
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Maybe it's different for accounts because I don't get that shit on my main account until like 10 wins in a row.
Yeah.
Someone says, you can't see my chin...
Out here playing video games, Tate would not approve.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
Tate actually plays Smash Bros.
Did you know that?
Scrub?
So shut your mouth.
Trying to speak for Tate?
Yeah, bro.
These dudes be weirdos bro Yeah Andrew Tate just tweeted Mandarin Thank you.
once I was surprised I thought it's just the translation, but he literally tweeted a Mandarin.
We don't give a fuck.
We got 2,000 new ninjas and we got 11,000 watching on Twitter.
The beatings will continue, gentlemen.
Back to the black music.
Did they play their shit in China, bro?
Y'all hear this kind of music.
You guys shut the shit.
You say, no, no, no.
No slavis.
No slavis.
You go outside.
You guys hear this shit like, no.
I call the police.
Yeah, I call the police.
If you don't bite, you break, you bite.
You leave now.
Javon, leave now!
I'll see you next time.
Oh, my God.
Hey, well, I don't know why they're talking fuck all that shit.
I I I I I 'Cause I better know which way to go.
Got some information, not you bitch niggas, would hate to know.
Niggas talk that shit but they don't even know who made the O.
Drop a bag on your head.
My shooters get paid to blow.
Fuck around and slide through the O.
Like I'm from the O.
Let off 23 to 7 mode, that's uncomfortable.
T-Y ain't get shot inside his head, but he ain't make it though.
They got so many dead niggas, bitch, I don't know who the smacks.
I don't know who the smacks.
Take a little boot to go.
I can see him through the swan.
Niggas said play some young buck.
I ain't play no Young Buck.
What the fuck you guys think this shit is?
He's trash.
Oh, shit.
Alright, let's rock these scrubs.
*sounds of the water* Hmm.
Hmm.
Glory, let's combo, okay?
I EMP and your visor.
Yep.
So, wait, question, bro.
When you EMP, they can't use their abilities?
They can't use their cooldowns at all, right?
Remember what we're fighting for.
For a second.
Just for a second.
Just for a second, right?
For two seconds.
For two seconds.
Okay, and then when you hack them, how long can't they use their ability?
for one second research is effective research *cough* i don't see it there are changes your hair looks red and white are you hanging your vitamin once a day just after my steak dinner *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
5 4 1 *cough* *cough* *cough* Okri already weak *cough* *cough* Doom, idiot!
Ah, fucking...
Doom 1!
That's stupid.
Alright, we got it.
We held it down.
Alright, hold on.
I'm gonna try to attack your mercy.
Yeah, I'm getting her right now.
I'm getting her right now.
I got her.
I got her.
He's trolling.
What?
No.
Thing is trolling here.
Your case is on accident.
You hurt me.
Barrier under enemy vector calculated.
Broker.
Doom idiot!
Doom idiot!
Kill him!
Come here, boy!
Aw, damn.
I got excited for a second I *Mario* Idiot!
Idiot!
hit!
3-1 shield coming out 3-1 K-I-A 1, card 1 Cassidy 1 *sad* *sad* Nah, I'm kidding They gave this man a porn star We don't fuck with that shit Oh my god Monkey 1 *sad* Got you.
Oh, Echo?
What the hell?
I call a weave.
Echo weak.
Good finish.
Good finish.
Oh monkey!
Oh my god.
I'm keeping you alive.
I don't know how the fuck I'm keeping you alive, but I am.
Back up, you scrubflame.
You should have died, motherfucker.
I ain't gonna lie.
You should have died.
You're lucky, man.
You got us holding your back, man.
I just used the window to hear your sorry ass.
Okay, um...
Oh, Monkey.
Upper Soldier.
I'm healing you right now, bro.
Monkey can die, monkey can die, monkey can die.
Oh, of course.
Oh, shit!
Oh, I got booped off the map.
I'm trash.
Booped me off the map.
Fucking scrub.
I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
It's not over here.
We can pull this off.
*Gunshot* Yeah, he's in a little room.
Keeping you up, flame.
Monkey on point.
Monkey on point.
He's weak.
Soldier up top.
Echo one.
Echo one.
On point.
Let's go.
Someone in the chat said, uh, Sombra players are the scum of the earth.
I agree with you, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
You should feel nasty.
She's a disgusting character.
She's a dirty whore.
And I can tell Sombra's a whore, too.
These hacker bitches, sluts.
How are you, Ben?
What's it called?
Strong, are you?
Strong and what?
Alright.
Another day, another battlefield.
How about mine?
Bro, I thought you were gonna die, bro.
I thought through the immortality field, I felt like Kobe.
Bro, I feel aggressive, man.
Yeah, I used to get to the same for you, too.
And I had ulted so he would heal faster underneath that.
Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still.
But also, avoid the bullets.
Thank you, thank you.
I can't heal him a lot.
Hi!
I don't heal you at all.
Three, two, one.
Attack, Kormis.
Capture objective aim.
Look out for each other.
Cause I'm only killing them.
They're all on top.
Yeah.
We see a 1.
What the fuck?
Torb turret.
Torb turret gone.
Torb turret gone.
We're hailing you.
We're hailing you.
How'd you get hooked again, bro?
I got it.
My hitbox is really big.
Easy clap.
Oh.
We are now 10.
10 and 2.
Why would he come back up?
What a dummy!
Idiot!
What a dumbass.
Oh, wrong one.
My bad.
Thank you.
You guys want me to react to anything?
What's your ninja's what?
I think a good guest for you guys would be like Jordan Peterson.
He's too scared to come on.
He's too scared to come on.
Yeah, but he's too scared.
It's very obvious.
He's way too scared to come on The thing is knows that we're like too rough for too many people, bro.
That's That's really what it is.
Just for saying what it is.
Yeah.
And we're not religious, either.
Like, we bring religious people on, but we ain't religious, bro.
Like these fucking tradcons like got us fucked up.
Oh, yeah.
I'm really feeling it.
You're out of cover.
Don't hit a man with a success.
No one can hold me down.
What kind of mouse can you do?
Barely broke a sweat.
What was that, bro?
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
I think Chinaman was asking something.
I'm on the GSR SE2. I just sent a bunch of letters.
Okay, I like artisan pads too.
There we go. - Yeah, a big ass on my mouse pad.
I need to have those. - I'm using a glass pad.
Me too.
I use glass pad.
Very smooth.
This armor, I use glass pad.
In the winter, I am.
You wanna dive?
Hmph.
Yeah, I can do that.
Alright.
I'm gonna get nasty again.
I'm gonna get nasty again.
Actually, I think I'm gonna go soldier.
I can still poke down whoever you want.
Another day, another battlefield.
Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still.
But also, avoid their bullets.
I'm gonna rock these scrubs, let's go.
Who saw two me up?
Do it, Midian?
Do it, Midian?
He's jumping on...
Doom missed his punch because he sucks.
Trying to punch me, he missed because he sucks.
And he fell off the map.
What a dummy One of you bro Doom idiot!
I'm shooting him!
I don't care, you're gonna be blocking!
I'm still shooting him!
Yeah, scrub, you better run.
Do one, do one, do one.
I'm moving, robot.
Do him, idiot.
I'm still shooting him, I'm still shooting him, I'm still shooting him!
Yeah, fuck, idiot!
Stupid!
Yo, ball, come back!
Oh, you dead, nigga.
I'm the creeper.
Then up top, then up top.
Come on.
I can help you with this.
McCree up top.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
McCree one shot, McCree one shot up there.
I see Hogg, I see him, I see him.
He's weak, he's weak.
I'm on Hogg with you, bro.
I'm on Hogg with you.
I'm on Hogg with you.
Fatboy, you dying!
You're dying, fat boy!
Soldier in one!
soldier in one oh no Got your immortality field!
Fucking monkey!
Well, they keep swapping, like...
Pushing the barricade!
Enemy here!
Fucking monkey!
like it never happened All right, that's one dead.
You sure Monkey is on the robot?
Monkey and McCree This monkey is annoying as fuck, bro.
Fuck Okay, one monkey one It's not over till it's over.
What the fuck?
Your carry is here!
I got this.
I'm feeling good, right?
Damn.
Zen said kill yourself.
Carry, Ren.
Okay.
Escorting the robot.
A round of healing!
Oh, monkey on me.
Okay, Monkey coming up behind you guys.
Monkey running.
Alright, finally.
Monkey ulting.
I'm shooting the fuck out this monkey.
The Kree one shot.
Nice bomb.
Carry behind you, Wadivo.
Okay, I'm backing up.
There we go.
Pushing the barricade!
Monkeys are gonna probably jump on me soon here.
Yup, here he comes.
We can kill this idiot.
We can kill this idiot.
Come here, boy!
Monkey, weak on the left.
Okay, he ran away.
Scrub.
McCree, weak?
I'm on...
Monkey, weak!
Oh my god!
Fuck you idiots!
You getting lit up now!
Weak, weak, weak, weak, weak!
Your team is definitely with us now.
Push in.
Yeah.
You'll go get it.
Moki.
Hi.
Yeah.
Fuck here.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Fuck here.
Monkey weak!
Monkey weak!
Monkey behind us!
Monkey behind us!
I'm healing you bro!
I'm healing you!
Fuck!
man so much fucking damage on these units now Yo, can we get Reaper, bro?
Can we get Reaper?
Chinaman, can you go Reaper and fuck this kid up, bro?
Punish him?
Here he is, here he is.
We can kill him.
We can kill him, Chinaman.
Let's go.
Let's go.
How'd you die?
Kiri?
Oh my god.
I think there's coming.
Oh god.
I think there's a lot of damage.
I don't know, bro.
- Tap on, tap on.
They use lamp.
- Break, Bob.
- I was here, she had a hit. - He had activated.
- He was healing.
- You're completely healing. - Bro.
- Round of healing.
- Wait, uh, I didn't know what I helped you.
- I was low. - Solzering up top. - They stole the robot from us.
Monkey on you guys.
Yeah, I'm gonna get out of here Ah shit monkey on me monkey
monkey on me Get this fucking dummy!
We have to take this corner.
I can get a pick.
Guys, back up if you need the heals.
Mercy, mercy.
go with them go with them go with them They got a Rein now, okay.
Rein, Rein, Rein, Rein!
Yo, Rein!
McCree, I thought you were dead, bro.
Yeah, I thought you were too.
Yeah, I threw the immortality field, man.
That shit is...
Whoa, Reinheart, Reinheart!
Two of them on the left, three of them on the left, like two or three of them on the left.
No, he's one shot, this Reinhardt, bro.
Oh, nice res, nice res.
Get the turret on the left.
I'm going for the turret.
Turret gone, turret gone.
I got you, Kree.
I got you.
Torb on the left.
Torb on the left.
I'm pocketing you, McCree.
I'm pocketing you.
I'm pocketing you.
Kill his ass.
Oh, what the hell?
Immortality field.
I threw it up.
I'm on fire.
Ten seconds remaining.
Bro, I hear how you can throw the immortality field.
They're not in it.
Oh, nice res.
Let's fucking go.
Good shit, man.
They're saying kill yourself in chat.
Why are they so mad, bro?
That they're getting shit on.
This is the spawn bro.
This nigga trash.
This one.
Look what he said in chat, Martin.
What'd he say?
Yo, look at chat.
He's so bad.
He's so fucking mad.
Scrub.
The beanies will continue, gentlemen.
What are we?
We're 11 now?
Yep.
We're 11, 2, and...
The beatings will continue.
Yeah, guys, I play a lot with Awkroyd.
I was playing with him the other day.
I just don't stream it all the time when I play with him.
Walkwards, hella cool. - Another day, hella cool. - Another day, another battlefield.
That's probably our closest game so far.
Wait, it's...
wait.
Ryze, are we 11 or are we 12?
I'm good to go.
11.
11, okay.
Stay close.
I can't heal you if you stray.
Remember, if you want me to heal you, Yeah, see when he's throwing it, he's not in it.
That's so annoying.
Also, avoid the bullets.
So I gotta look down at the floor before I throw it.
Anything else I can do for you?
You're gonna catch Pedos with Vitaly.
Gonna catch what?
Pedos?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
If he's down, yeah.
Yeah, if he's down.
I swear you guys are gonna do that.
Trash.
You guys only have one healer with y'all so I'm on payload.
Okay, come back, come back, come back.
You're completely healed Need to move this cart to like Warner I'm being attacked I saw the Hanzo Hogs dropping Other one Hogs pushing me AHHHHHHHHH Duplicating Roadhog Raz maybe Hope I miss you Raz Break break break What?
I left a mess Oh the Briggs won No Briggs?
I'll go.
Hanzo being an annoying fuck.
Pretty sweet.
They used rally.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I'll be back in wait 4 seconds.
I'm gonna ult soon.
What is that?
Hanzo has no storm I'm shooting Haga I'm shooting Hog.
He has no hook.
He has no hook.
I'm off angle.
I'm dead.
He pushed me off.
I threw immortality.
Feel free, y'all.
Oh, they destroyed it.
God damn it.
I'm behind him.
Not every day gives you a second chance.
This hog's annoying as fuck, bro.
Better?
Feeling better?
60 seconds remaining.
Going up.
I got a window we can use.
You must devour.
I'm gonna pop it right here.
Light these idiots up, man.
Pog is weak as hell in the corner.
Pog in the store.
Kill this fat fuck.
Bog is in the store again, healing himself, man.
We gotta kill this idiot, bro.
I'm trying to, bro.
Shooting the fuck at him.
Get it.
That brig is trolling.
We need to kill that brig.
Front lining.
Alright, I'm on payload.
I'm on payload.
Yeah, I'm holding time.
I'm not hog.
Just don't get hooked in there.
Yeah.
When I break front lines, I'm just gonna...
Ready to overclock.
I'm gonna roll when they cross over.
Alright, keep in mind, guys, you're down one, so...
*Mario's voice* Heroes never die!
It's go time!
No hook, no hook!
And we're making progress!
Stop it, you are!
Nice pick.
Ah shit!
Deportating world!
Hostiles are broke!
That was one time the cream of the crop!
Bro, I got their whole team looking at me.
We should be able to get it here to this left.
Got him, got him.
There's three of them on payload right now.
Of course this bitch would.
Let's go.
Big picks, big picks.
I got two.
It's Hog.
Hog being annoying.
Hog on point.
Hog, I'm shooting him.
Immortality, feel free all in there, man.
Hog is one.
Got him.
Rebirth.
Got him Let's go I got a window, but we didn't need it.
They're on Mogra now.
Mercy, go with them.
Yeah, that's fine.
Guys, you're down too right now.
Reaper Reaper.
Oh, Reaper!
Ram!
Ram!
Oh my god!
Maga!
Whoa!
Reaper!
Kill this idiot!
Yo!
Yo!
Reaper!
Behind payload!
Behind y'all!
Reaper!
Marga Mugga on the left!
Mogg on the left.
I want you.
Immortality field.
Back up!
I don't know how the hell you're alive He might- it's gonna be caged Or not.
He sucks.
Ah, damn it!
Mercy, mercy, get out of- oh, it's fine, it's fine.
It's fine.
Maga 1, Maga!
Let's go!
Big pick!
Big pick!
I'm walking, I'm walking.
Alright.
We're gonna- I'm looking.
Oh!
I see him!
I'm dead.
I threw the immortality field, but I'm dead.
Just keep our McCree alive.
Oh fuck.
Die, die, die.
Break, break, break.
Duplication initiated.
The night is young.
The night is young.
Round one.
Complete.
Score.
Two to zero.
Switching sides.
Not a bad push.
Yeah, not a bad push.
We got 12,000 y'all ninjas watching on X and then almost 2k on Rumble.
Guys, do me a favor.
Follow me on my new Instagram.
It's notunplugfit, as y'all can see here.
Boom, right there.
Notunplugfit, right?
And then the Twitter is...
UnplugfitX.
Another day, another battlefield.
Just told this Dili Hussain dude to shut the fuck up because it's annoying as hell.
Dude, always bitches about Laura Loomer, bro, like every fucking day.
So I just said, yo, shut the fuck up, dude.
You're annoying.
It's like, bro, I'm a free speech absolutist.
Yes, I don't agree with Laura Loomer on her views when it comes to Islam.
I don't agree with her at all.
However, I will defend her right to be able to say that because freedom of speech, bro.
So...
I get it, in the UK y'all don't have freedom of speech, but in America we're different over here, so...
It is what it is, man.
Just fucking always cry about other people's opinions, man.
it's so annoying as fuck they have like a personal issue Oh yeah, they got Widow.
I'm backing up.
Oh, Brigg is one!
Brigg is one!
Brigg is one!
Fuck that bitch up!
She's trash.
Hog?
I'm shooting the fuck out of this Hog?
Shooting the fuck out of Hog, he's weak!
Yo, Widow!
Oh, get fucked!
Widow, you trash!
I'm the captain now.
Widowmaker is looking at y'all.
Widowmaker looking at y'all.
Oh shit.
I got you bro, I got you Hog, I'm shooting the fuck out this hog here He's sitting on the right.
He just healed himself.
Hog can die!
Hog is low as fuck!
Handbrake!
Hog is behind you!
Oh god, here we go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they did.
They definitely did.
Oh, res!
Holy shit!
Oh shit!
I don't know how you did that, Mercy!
Oh, he got hit with that rock!
Let's go!
Drop them boys on their heads like they're stupid babies!
Let's go Bring on the left bring on the left I got you trying to man Back up Back up.
I got a window.
You ain't dead.
We keeping you up.
We keeping your sorry ass up.
We got you Bring up top Oh, man.
That bitch hit me with the special beam cannon.
I don't know if you can res that, but yeah.
Oh shit, I'm back!
I'm about to get revenge on this whore.
Aw, man.
Okay.
Log on to left.
MaG on a left.
Break, break, break, break! break, break!
Break!
Break!
Break on payload!
Break on payload!
Half!
Mugga!
One!
Mugga!
Dive!
Killing!
I'm killing them, killing them Don't kill, don't kill Actuating them all, I cancelled them No, no, no.
She's still got it off.
She's still got it off.
Genji, Genji, Reflect.
He's gonna cage.
This mug is looking for the cage.
He got melted.
never mind break is weak Melt that bitch.
Let's go.
She's like, wait.
Oh, that Gendry's trash.
Damn, y'all both had 20,000 damage?
Those kids got fucked up, man.
Goddamn.
Play of the game.
Minty?
Oh yeah, this was annoying, man.
This was annoying as fuck.
Damn, he fucked you up, flame.
Oh shit, goddamn!
Y'all niggas got wrecked!
Y'all trash!
Embarrassing.
Uphill battle, we were supposed to lose that shit.
*sad music*
*sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music*
all right let's wreck these scrubs uh what's the record now china man are we uh we're 12?
all right another day another battlefield this looks like a team that gets into trouble good thing i came along hmm these new yorkers could stand alert Does everyone know the plan?
Oh, he's talking to you in Chinese bro.
Wait, are we on Chinese servers?
Oh god.
Wait, what did he say?
Do you have a clue?
What is that?
He's cheating.
Oh, they got doomed.
Hold on him.
Caught him.
Doom idiot.
One on the right, weak.
I wanna go slay by this bitch.
Oh my god, I knew- Damn it!
Fuck!
Nice res.
Nice res, nice shield.
I'm backing up.
Doom is weak.
No, he hit me, bro.
He hit me, bro.
He's behind y'all.
Soldier, come back to me, I'm gonna heal you.
Wait, what the hell?
Let's go, let's go.
Let's see if we can get a touch, maybe?
Let's go.
I'm gonna off-angle from this side.
Widow one, Widow one!
Widow one, Widow one, Widow one!
Hit that bitch one time, but we got it!
Oh my god!
I killed him, I killed him.
Stay point, stay point though.
Back here with us.
I need help.
There I go Alright Don't shoot his block Nah, I wasn't shooting his block I wasn't Yeah, we got walls Be careful.
Need healing.
McCree one!
McCree one in there!
Fucking hate this dude man.
1-1.
Got healed.
That wasn't my best shot.
Okay.
There's a Kree here.
He's low.
Coming to you?
Oh, what the hell?
Mercy, what the fuck is this chick doing?
Idiot What?!
I threw the immortality field!
Widow, Widow, Widow, Widow.
Oh no, there's Doomfist.
Bruh.
Bro, no way he's gonna go.
I'm a man on a mission.
Stay out of my way.
I got window.
This is it.
This is it.
Their mercy is trolling.
Yeah, their mercy is trolling.
Idiot.
You stupid fuck.
You are completely here.
I don't want to go up.
Yeah, I can.
Mercy one.
Relax.
Everyone's getting better.
Okay, we're good.
We're good.
Get this dumbass.
I'm healing you guys.
I'm healing you guys.
This idiot could die.
That shit.
Ball, come back to us, bro.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
Mercy won.
This bitch is one shot.
That was stupid.
Of course Idiot me Yeah, he's nanode Must have punched because he sucks Do him, idiot.
I'm holding you know your soldier Doom is one Widow, Widow, what the hell?
Doom idiot Fucking hate this guy's house right Oh my god, I hate this fucking dude, bro.
No, he's one.
Mercy's one.
It's okay, they're not moving the payload, so fuck these kids.
Come back, come back, come back.
I'm coming back.
You just have fun.
You killed me, I'm.
I got window.
This dude is so annoying, bro.
Oh, that's epic!
Ana dead.
Got you.
This Doom idiot on me.
Fucking dickhead Scrubs They didn't move the payload at all.
Those kids are fucking trash Mercy's trolling as well so Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
What does the 18 mean?
Another day, another battlefield.
That's tough.
It's gotta be shit genetics or something.
I've done things I'm not proud of.
Time to start making up for it.
Those are the teammates while you get in this main.
New York, New York.
A summer smell you'll never forget.
I'm solo queueing DPS. I'm GM as well.
They're so tough.
Yeah, the new system's hard, man.
I don't get rewarded solo.
One.
Attack commencing.
Capture objective aid.
Mike.
Get him.
Watch your thing.
Uh, Widowmaker got a bubble.
Feeling better?
He's on point.
McCree weak.
McCree weak.
McCree one.
Got him.
Let's go.
That's two dead.
Three dead.
This fucking bitch-ass Zarya came up behind me.
Why the fuck would you be there, you dumb Russian bitch?
What the fuck?
Fucking idiot.
Fucking dumb slut, man.
Fucking Putin is disappointed in you, bitch!
The fuck you doing over there?
Fucking retard!
Why the fuck would you be there?
Idiot!
Enemy turret detected.
I am here to support.
Objective A captured.
Is it free?
Yeah, I'm on him.
Yeah, he went in, okay.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
Got more.
I'm better.
Oh, you got caught.
I got caught too.
That beam, bro.
This bitch is solo-alting me.
Wow!
Bro, the Widowmaker's up top on the right, bro.
Get that bitch out of there.
She's up top on the building on the right-hand side.
One dead on their team, one dead on their team.
Two dead on their- good, good, good.
I'll move this payload then.
I got three people looking at me guys.
I'm healing you.
Me and Mercy are healing you.
Yep, yep.
I'm going after her.
I'm with you ball.
Oh, of course.
You scrub.
You would do that.
Scrub.
These beatings will continue.
More than one shot in front of you.
More than one shot in front of you, bro.
Oh my god!
The Zarya's charged up, bro!
Why'd you leave me?
Bro, you trash, nigga.
You just left me to die.
What are you talking about, bigger fish to fry?
You scrub?
Let me fucking die, man.
Trash.
She's fucking charged, man.
See?
She came back and killed everybody.
I hope she melts you right now.
I don't even want to heal you.
I should let her kill you.
But I won't.
It's okay.
Let's keep your sorry ass up.
I'm about to die.
Fuck!
God damn you got melted.
I'm just a few times.
I got a window.
Immortality field.
I just saved y'all niggas.
Get this Lucio, idiot!
Dead?
Stupid?
You dummy?
Let's get in here.
Let's go.
I'm about to put a window up.
I'm about to put a window up.
Y'all ready?
Oh!
Yo, why is the Zarya behind us?
Kill this bitch!
I can't bug that up.
Bro.
Enemy factor, calculate.
The night is young.
We're ready.
Bro, how is this Sariah?
Everything's gonna kill our people.
What the fuck?
Bro, how?
We have five ult here.
I can't.
That'll turn your head.
What?
A threat emerges.
Let me see yourself. - Where there's smoke and bad. - All right, Lucio dead.
We got the advantage, we got the advantage, we got the advantage.
Four on five, four on five.
Lucio gone, Lucio gone.
I'm about to put a window up, man.
Kill them, fix them.
Keeping you up, McCree!
Keeping you up, keeping you up.
McCree top middle!
McCree top middle!
They're McCree top middle!
Widow too!
Let's fucking go.
Fucking annoying bastards, bro.
I think was going crazy.
Actually, I just finished here.
Get one clip like it's Overwatch 1.
Oh shit.
Oh my god!
That's disgusting bro.
I'd have to report you for that.
Yep, your account's getting banned bro.
My account's probably gonna get banned after that.
They're probably gonna report you.
One clip of kids like it's Overwatch 1, bro.
Feels good, man.
Feels good, man.
Feels good, man.
Fucking pathetic.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Haven't lost a game with violent Yeah, he's carrying Bro.
I didn't watch this game.
A lot of the game is just like counter swapping.
Yeah, bro.
It's annoying.
That's it.
You'll hear me say it all the time.
I'm going back to spawn a swap after Regis won a point.
A lot of people will stay in a hero too long, and then you're just wasting time.
And time is important.
I'm at 6v6, bro.
I think 6v6 is better.
100%.
It's because there's too much responsibility on tanks now.
So if you get a bad tank, you just lose.
That's it.
Yeah.
Whereas in 6v6, you have another tank to pick up the slack.
Yeah, because you used to be able to have an off tank.
And the thing is, you got tanks like Zarya and Reinhardt and shit like that.
They were designed for 6v6, man.
Yeah.
So...
I think they just need to come out with an Overwatch classic.
Yeah.
Kind of like what they did with the World of Warcraft and all that stuff.
Spring back to old games.
Yeah.
Yup.
They just cater to casuals now.
Thank you.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
Uh, what's the record now?
Are we 12 or are we 11 or 13?
13, I think.
Chinaman?
Yeah.
Yeah, 13.
Let's fucking go.
13 and 2, baby!
We're the Easter Carvers of the Champions Let's fucking go Let's destroy these scrubs.
Y'all know what time it is?
- Three, two, one.
- Round one, capture the object. - Give me one in the chat if that was a good sound effect.
Or two if it sounded low.
One of those good, two of those low.
Keeping y'all up.
keeping y'all up.
Orisa one!
I'm shooting the fuck out this Orisa.
She's half.
Good shit.
The badass will continue!
I got a point.
Alright, I'm going to be in the back hailing you.
Sorry, fucks.
Okay, are you guys going to sit right on their spawn, I guess?
Okay, cool.
That works, dude.
Is that a Reaper?
Here with a Q. Reloading.
One second.
Let's fight.
Heads up.
Regenerate.
Oh.
Genji on the left.
Genji on the left.
He's on me.
He's on me.
Good finish.
Good finish, soldier.
Keeping you up.
Keeping you up, Ram.
They're down one, guys.
They're down a DPS. She's one.
I'm with you, McCree.
You good.
You good.
Pocketing you.
Let's fuck this idiot up.
Let's go!
The beaties will continue.
I'm backing up though.
I got a window by the way, FYI.
I'm reloading.
Give me a sec.
Someone has to keep you alive.
Got you, soldier.
Here she comes.
She's going to ult.
Oh, what a mortality field.
We're leaving a wedding.
Bitch got fucked up.
Moira trying to run on the left?
Kids are fucking trash.
Let's go.
Let's go!
We go!
We're shooting everybody!
Oh yeah!
Let's go!
Good job, Arresta.
You suck, bitch.
Let's fucking go.
The beaties will continue.
We're 13-2.
These motherfuckers can't stop us.
I'm out here like fucking bonus through gray sweatpants.
Nice.
If you count the win between you and me, we're going to get 20 already.
Hey, Cassidy.
Want to know the bounty?
Between the win rate, we're all straight.
Lower than the one on Amara.
Lower.
Damn it.
And the beatings were going on before this game, but it's okay.
Okay, they will continue.
These kids are getting deadled this game.
Yeah, take that.
Yeah, take that.
No diddy.
All diddy.
Let's get you all better Did he did it?
Holy shit, you're getting a lot of damage though It's okay though.
I got you flame I'm already 50 window guys
Goddamn. 72 to window.
75 to window.
82 to window.
85 to window.
88.
96.
Gonna pop it here in a second.
Window time, let's go!
Light these scrubs up.
I'm healing you.
Oh god, a wrist on me.
I'm about to die.
They want me gone.
Let's go, let's go.
We won the fight, though.
That's all that matters.
Nice res.
Stupid!
You wasted your ult for no reason, dumb bitch!
I'm back!
We lost our soldier, though.
Play conservatively.
Yeah, you got too excited.
Yeah, you got too excited.
The Chinaman got excited.
Gives you no reflection.
Arisa trying to come?
Soldier back.
We good.
Genji on the right?
Genji on the right?
Okay, he backed off.
I'm shooting the fuck out of this bitch-ass Orisa.
Yeah, chase him down!
Yeah, that boy got scared.
He had to pop trance.
Keep McCree alive, because he can still kill them with the high noon through it.
Okay, they ran away.
Scrubs.
Watch out!
Orisa behind you, McCree!
Immortality field!
Stay in it!
Oh, God!
Keeping you up, Mercy.
Keeping you up, Mercy.
These dudes are fucking scrubs!
They really chased us all the way.
Alright.
Not every day gives you a second chance.
Healers come back, guys.
Healers come back.
Come back, don't die.
Zenka die.
Soldier could die.
Soldier one.
Melted.
Genji on me.
Thank you.
Yeah, you better run the rest of you, bitch.
Scrub.
99 a window.
99 a window.
Let's go.
Back up, guys.
Back up, back up, back up.
I got window.
Back up.
I got window.
You can make this last fight.
Yep.
Absolutely make this shit last fight.
No one die I'm gonna pop window Now!
Let's go!
Light them up!
Light these scrubs up.
So, all things on the side.
Good fuckin' Helix!
Let's go, man!
Okay, Genji, you fucking scrubby.
You're chasing me down.
I got that.
I got that.
I fucked up.
I got sent to one HP and I just got dinked.
We got this.
I think their wrist is their best character.
The rest of them are trash.
Let's rock these scrubs.
We got this.
There's no time for speeches.
Just get the job done.
Target's locked.
Open fire.
Usatsu, we are.
The barrier.
A threat emerges.
Genji, what-- Genji, no.
Reflect and he's weak.
He's long.
He's long, yeah.
Orisa weak too?
Soldier one.
Orisa half?
Or...
Yep.
Genji!
Genji on you, bro!
Dead!
Idiot!
Dummy!
That's a big pick Or would you were working?
Oh Moira one!
I'm just ran.
Arrest again, fuck!
Get fucked, bitch!
McCree on the right!
McCree on the right!
Get fucked, idiot!
He got hit with them fucking rockets!
Let's go!
Yeah, you motherfuckers better run like the scally dogs you are!
They got a Winston now.
Back up.
They got a Winston now.
Soldier, come back.
They got Winston now.
Back up, back up, bro.
Kill this stupid monkey.
I got y'all.
I got y'all.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Help soldier.
Help soldier.
I got window.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God.
Fuck.
All right.
We might have just lost that fight.
Don't use alts.
Got you, got you, got you.
This Winston is out of position because he just wasted his jump to get here.
Aw, bitch.
Okay.
I got window by the way.
You can use it.
Winston on the left, Winston on the left, Winston on the left.
Oh, what's I'm on the left here?
I don't know how you're still alive, but you are!
I'm keeping you up, Sigma!
I'm keeping you up, Sigma!
Back up, Sigma!
Back up, bro!
I'm trying to keep you alive, man!
Oh my god!
Fuck!
I got stuck in the fucking wall.
We got window.
Found an enemy.
Got a bird in your head.
He held you, he held you, he held you, he held you.
Wind up, wind up, wind up!
Oh shit, what the fuck?
Okay My god this annoying ass Winston boys He's one shot.
McCree one.
McCree one.
I'm healing you, McCree.
I'm healing you, bro.
I'm healing you.
I'm healing you.
I'm healing you guys.
I'm healing you guys.
Keeping you on McCree, keeping you on McCree, keeping you on McCree.
Nice visor.
Kill this dumbass monkey.
Let's go!
Here comes the comeback.
This is the last fight here.
I have to make a fucking sneaky play here.
Like, I have to.
They're gonna have ult.
Just play corner and I'll try to pick somebody in the back.
Are we gonna play this fort?
They want Zarya?
We should back up I'm keep I'm pocketing you diva You're fine.
You're fine.
I'm stuck though Is one is He's one.
McCree one.
Got him.
He's trash.
Let's go!
Two big picks!
Let's go!
I'm the captain now!
Three!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Fuckin' Scruggs!
I'm the captain now!
Let's go!
Let's fucking go Let's fucking go go closer than their nice
they got fucked All right, we're 14.
Bro, there ain't no fucking more entertaining Overwatch streamer, man.
I'm taking over Twitch.
I'm the captain now, guys.
I'm the captain now!
These soyboy Twitch streamers that play up watch, they're trash.
And they're not entertaining.
We're out here, we're climbing.
We're fucking these kids up.
Captain T-Bag is in the house.
Toxic Nookie Gaming is in the house.
Yes, sir.
*Clears throat* You guys know what time it is.
We got 3,000 plus y'all watching me play Overwatch on fucking Rumble and then we got another 14k y'all watching on fucking X. I came back from the gym so I'm fucking hyped up.
Worked out a couple hours ago.
We're fucking these kids up!
Let's go!
I'm on Twitch too!
I don't know how many niggas are watching on Twitch, because to be honest with y'all, we don't really stream on Twitch like that, but we're bringing it back.
We're gaming on Twitch too.
Let's fucking go.
Waves are spinning.
We're fucking these dudes up.
They're fucking trash.
My mouse is about to die, so I got that bitch charging.
Alright.
What happened to your monitor, man?
You got better Wave gang is here.
Ooh, he's spinning!
You guys see that?
Look at that!
We are spinning!
All the people talking shit?
Myron, you're bald.
You're losing your hair.
Shut the fuck up.
My hair is back and luscious.
Y'all see that shit?
We back and luscious now, baby.
We are back and luscious.
All you fucking haters that were talking shit.
Now look at me.
Yo, Chad, I'm gonna play some EDM for y'all.
I'm about to put you ninjas on.
Some shit.
Nah, I ain't playing no fucking drill button.
I'll tell you this, we take an Ellie Goulding song that was trash and we'll make it lit.
This is a remix y'all never heard before.
Ah shit, we got victims.
You need to still have to wait.
Oh, King's Row?
Everybody get their ship pushed in!
I miss DPS Doomfist.
DPS Doomfist.
Another day, another battlefield.
Glad to be here.
Still not used to such good company.
Not so sure about that, but I try.
Make sure to give me an emergency contact.
I'm sure we won't need it, but just in case.
Uh, they got Lucio.
DJ. Yeah, guys, uh...
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
I'm coming back, ninjas.
Attackers incoming.
You only got one here, team.
No, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Destroy that turret!
Line's walking in on me.
My block handle.
Do you?
Playing aggressive.
Lucio?
Right in here.
Destroy that turret.
Perth.
Perth, yep.
Enemy turret destroyed.
We will shield you.
We can't up now.
Oh, we don't care.
Oh, I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I'm not trying to go snipe.
Fuck this.
Guys, play point.
I'm gonna be in the back healing y'all from high ground Ryan Reinhardt I'm shooting him.
He's weak.
Oh, that boy ran.
Destroy that turret.
You're going to be destroyed.
And a half.
Put a half.
McCree?
I'm coming.
He got melted.
Oh shit McCree back up if you need to Okay, I'm back.
I'm coming back to y'all.
Did they switch off the Widow yet?
Okay.
Torb?
Torb? Torb?
What the fuck?
One shot on the left.
Okay, they got Arisa now.
Get the fuck out of there.
You're anti-healed, bro.
You're anti-healed.
Oh my god Fuck Good Yeah, good hold.
Good hold.
It's fine.
Someone on the right.
I think McCree.
What is McCree?
What the fuck?
He's out of position.
Good shit.
Ryan is weak.
Ryan is weak.
Good kill.
Ana?
Good finish.
Nice.
He's good Sonic.
We could hold some aggressive angles here.
Hold on.
I'm taking high ground up here with Soldier.
Nice flame strike, idiot.
He don't know where to look!
He don't know what's going on!
Lucio on you!
Lucio on you!
You see our one shot man What I'm pushing for Kids are idiots.
Come back, I've had a window for a bit now.
Come back guys, I'm I'm coming back.
Healers are coming back, guys.
Don't be aggressive yet.
Healers are coming back.
I got a window.
I'mma pop it right here.
Ah, shit!
Of course!
Fucking bullshit, man.
They used three ultimates.
They use three ultimates for my window.
Scrubs.
Scrubs.
I can try.
Shut it down.
What the fuck?
I see him!
I see him!
Here he is on the left!
Here he is on the left!
He's won!
He's won!
This dude is an idiot!
Dead!
Stupid fuck Once of them are looking at me on the high ground I'm being annoying up here
Fuck man I threw the immortality field for you.
My heart's still beating, so let's go.
Tactical vulture active.
Come down!
What?
Score.
Zero to three.
Alright, if they're gonna stay on Lucio, Ana, I'm actually gonna go fair here.
Alright.
They only have one hitscam player, so we just press out the Kree and then everything else dies for free.
Alright.
Yeah, we need to counter the Rhyne too.
The Rhyne need to get punished.
Every time there's Ryan.
Just do whatever he wants.
They aren't even that good.
We're full holding.
That guy's five and three.
Another day, another battlefield.
Your armor is interesting.
What does it use as a power source?
Planning to steal it for your own designs?
Nice try.
I was being polite.
Frankly, it's a little primitive for my tastes.
Alright, let's go.
Let's rock these scrubs.
We could move it faster than them.
We're better than these scrubs.
They suck, bro.
They're not good at all, bro.
How lucky.
Oh, as opposed to whatever you are.
He got monkey?
Is there?
I can go deep.
Three, two, one.
Let's see what they got.
Zarya.
Even easier.
Shitty ass comp.
Good shield.
They're already backing up.
Oh shit, this Zarya is charged up, man!
Holy!
Torb is weak, Torb is weak.
He ran away because he sucks.
So we're gone.
She got melted.
Let's fucking go.
We got it way faster than these scrubs.
Round of healing!
You're going to be fine One of you pushing payload I'm pushing.
I'll push it.
I'll push it.
Go ahead.
Top right.
Top right.
Torrent detected.
Enemy torrent down.
Freeze one.
Freeze one.
Freeze lamp for his ass.
Ram back up.
Oh.
Oh.
Zarya here.
Zarya here.
She's half.
She could die.
Zarya could die here.
Got her, bitch.
What you?
Good res, Mercy.
Ah, fuck.
Damn.
There's a dork there.
I'm almost back.
Soldier, come back.
I got you.
Excellent.
Keep the payload moving.
I'll snatch you on mercy, just let it move.
I'm waiting for you guys.
Baptista!
Regenerated!
94 to window.
That's a waste of all, stupid bitch.
She's retarded for that.
Zarya 1!
Zarya 1!
Fuck her up!
Fuck her up!
Oh shit!
No!
Use the window!
Use the window!
Keep him alive.
No, no, no, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't dying.
Good rest.
Got you guys, got you guys.
Zarya, Zarya.
Kill this fucking bitch-ass Zarya, got her.
Torb in the back, Torb in the back.
Turret gone, turret gone.
Scrub.
Fuck you, Torb, let's go, you fat fucking gnome!
McCree one, McCree one, let's go!
I'm the real Baptiste, bitch!
Punish them!
Scrubs!
I'm healing you!
Alright, I'm moving payload.
Enemy turret at home!
That's a turn.
Be careful!
I'm on this Orisa.
I'm on this fucking bitch-ass Orisa.
Yeah, bitches.
Weak.
Immortality.
Ain't nobody dying.
Orisa won.
Orisa could die.
82 to window.
83.
Let's go!
Punish these scrubs!
Orisa's won.
What the fuck?
How's this bitch still alive?
Good res.
I'm 89 to window.
She's low as fuck.
Soldier, you ready?
Oh!
Oh!
Back up, back up, back up, back up!
I got you, Glory!
I got you!
That Arisa fucked up!
Yeah, stupid!
You done goofed!
Not these idiots Arisa Immortality field, getting it!
We living!
Why the server, river, everything?
Oh shit, glory going big.
I'm coming.
Healers are coming back.
Torbis won.
Oh, what the fuck?
Reaper got- Is the Reaper still up there?
Yeah, I see him.
Yeah, he's up there, he's up there, he's up there.
Yeah, get him!
Come on, you piece of shit!
Yeah, he ran away, he ran away, he ran away.
Like the bitch that he is.
Reaper coming back towards me.
Nope.
Moira dead.
Torb turret gone.
Fuck that fat piece of shit up.
Let's go!
The bannings will continue!
Let's fucking go!
Winnable!
Winnable!
These motherfuckers are trash!
Let's fucking go!
I'm the captain now.
I told that Reaper get the fuck off the high ground.
I'm the captain now, bitch!
Fucking go, man.
Sorry, fuck.
Going AD, oh shit, look, you can't hit me.
Yeah, bitch, that's why you ran away like the scrub that you are.
Fucking go, man.
These motherfuckers are trash.
Fucking hefty.
That's the name of that other team.
Fucking hefty.
Because they're fucking trash bags.
That's what the fuck they are.
Fucking garbage.
Terrible.
Let's fucking go, baby!
You know how time it is!
We about to fucking push these bitches!
Gotta go full diddy on them.
We got 17,000 niggas watching this stream live.
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go!
This is how you play Overwatch.
Toxic fucking gaming.
We're not here to have fun.
We're here to fucking win.
Let's fucking go.
The beaties will continue on these sissy boy fucks on this game.
Toxic nigga gaming.
Let's go!
Punish them!
Soldier, don't die.
I'm healing you.
you I'm healing you come come right around come right I'm shooting this idiot with you.
I'm shooting with you.
I'm healing you, I'm healing you, I'm healing you.
Oh, dude, there's three of them on us right now.
Oh my god.
Bro, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, Orisa, a bunch of them were on us, man.
Alright, Torb down.
Torb down.
What the fuck is this turret here for?
This dude is an idiot.
Dummy.
Arisa on high ground up here.
I don't know.
Why is she up there?
I'm taking point.
Got you, got you, got you.
I'm going back up there.
Don't die!
Fuck.
I'm on this Orissa.
I'm on this Orissa.
More one more.
Bap one, bap one, bap one. Bap one, bap one. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. Bap one. Bap one, bap one. Bap one, bap one, bap one. I'm dead, I'm dead.
Orissa, Arissa, Arissa, Arissa.
Fucking torb, man.
That's I'll be on card.
I'll be on card.
car is fine.
I'm 92 the window.
92 to window.
Kill this the rest so she could die!
Oh my god, they used everything.
Fucking scrubs, man.
They literally use everything.
Alright.
It's fine.
We can hold them for two minutes.
We can hold them.
They fucking suck, bro.
We can do this shit.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go, man.
I'm going to sit on the high ground and heal, y'all.
Two minutes, man.
Two fucking minutes.
120 seconds, man.
127.
Yeah, 127 seconds.
We got this.
Ryan, just be careful in case they have a widow, bro.
See where I'm at, guys?
Look where I'm at here.
If you need heals, I'll be up here.
You guys got to come around the corner.
I'm going to try not to...
Yeah, bro.
Play point, man.
Play fucking point.
They got to come to the point.
Force them to come to the point.
I'm going to rain down bullets on these scrubs like I'm Steven Paddock.
Let's fucking go, man.
Turn it going.
Oh, what the hell?
Rebrand me!
Fuck!
Reaper's one shot on point, man.
Reaper's one shot on point.
If you're gonna die, die now.
It's my corner.
That's it.
It's gonna be tight, though.
It's gonna be a very tight corner.
Oh, why?
Don't die!
Oh my god, bro.
Brother, nice fun.
Yeah, they literally just came out and spawned, bro.
Destroy that turret.
I don't know if we can touch it.
How do you get it?
We're at number.
That's fine.
Play of the game.
It's a new.
Reach for the star.
Hmm.
I hope we play them again.
They're talking shit at the end as well.
More than ranks.
I'd like gold one to diamond one.
They were definitely smurfing too.
Yeah.
Yeah, they were because of that comp right there.
They just played Rush with Ryan Lucio,
Reaper. . Reaper. .
. . . .
They want to see your health.
The chat in Rumble wants to see your health, I guess, for when you're getting hit.
So they want you to move your face.
Oh, they can't see my health?
Oh, okay.
Let me move it.
Okay, let me move my...
Okay, let me see.
Should I move myself top left then?
Will that be better?
Is that better, Chet?
Now I'm top left.
Thank you.
Let me know if that's better, Chad.
Give me ones in the chat if that's better.
Guys, hold on, let me see here.
Let's go.
Let's go.
To where?
Middle left.
Middle left?
Okay.
Let me...
Oh, shit.
Three, two, one.
Like here?
It's going up!
Right here?
Chat, give me ones if that's where y'all want it.
Do I have that shot?
What are you doing bro?
You might have it on too.
No, I don't think I do.
Let me see here.
Let me make sure.
It's under accessibility, right?
Oh, camera shake should be reduced.
Yeah.
HUD shake off.
And then HUD shake off and everything else off.
Reduce menu movement?
Off.
Reduced?
And then if you go to Gameplay, under General, the last option that should be on, Enable High Precision and House Unputting.
And then under Video Settings, do you have Dynamic Render Scale Off?
That shit's really, really bad.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
Are they the same kids?
Another day, another battlefield.
Must you be so relaxed?
We depend on you.
I'm not relaxed.
I just make everything look easy.
Five, four, three, two, one.
I stand with you.
Initial flashpoint.
Arena.
All right.
Here they come.
Flashback on us.
*Splash knife* Drunker who you weak?
He's dead.
Torb on the left.
Boira weak?
Oh Oh Oh Got her Oh Oh
91 to window.
Doom idiot.
Doom idiot to your right.
I got window Oh We got it
I *Gunshot* They got an Arista now.
Rotate point, rotate.
Alright.
Next, flashpoint.
Come on, they're going to jump here.
Enemy trap destroyed.
On it!
Don't die Mercy.
I got you.
They got our Reaper.
I'm with you, Ram.
Mercy one.
Let's go, I got you, baby.
Nice, thank you So many parts a window
*gunshot* 80 to window.
Oh shit.
Backup ram.
85.
Nice res.
Got a reaper back.
More one.
Window.
I got it.
Already I'm gonna pop it here because there's no need to hold his shit.
If anything, it'll keep them from poking.
And they won't touch point.
Look at that.
Fucking cowards.
I hear footsteps behind us.
They're not far from us.
Nah, that's fine.
I'm healing you.
We got this point.
Back up, big guys.
Don't let them fucking get into all charges, scrubs.
Shit.
Reaper.
Died All we got to do is just pick one will be alright Arisa on the right.
Arisa, one shot on the right!
Arisa went shot on the right.
Good shit.
Now it's even fight.
Torg dead.
Even fight.
Oh, this bitch is gonna ult me.
Here we go!
Oh, I'm dead.
*Squeak* *Squeak* It's fine.
Ooh, shit.
*Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* Be alive for me.
Keeping you up, keeping you up.
As soon as that trance is over, you fucked him up, bro.
I'm about to die.
Keep our ram up!
Keep our ram up!
Reaper, I'm shooting him in the back.
I got another window, but I'm dead.
Stay put!
Alright.
Alright, okay, we have ult.
Damn, we let these fucking scrubs get that shit, man?
Alright, we got this one.
Alright, they're gonna come in.
They're gonna come in from below, I think.
Let's see.
I got a window too.
I got a window for this one.
Window.
Fuck these idiots up.
She's trying to ult.
She's trying to ult.
Bro, what the fuck, man.
I'm dead.
It's crazy, bro.
China man, you got tired, bro?
*Sigh* China man is tired bro.
China man, we got a win man.
Yeah.
Need a sojourn.
Nice to be the patient 14.
More one, more one.
Reload.
She's one!
She's one!
Got her!
Got her!
She's dead!
Aresa!
Aresa!
She's looking at me!
Fucking bitch, man!
Aresa, half!
Aresa, half!
They're all on me!
Oh, nice res!
Oh, shit!
Nevermind!
Winnable!
Y'all should have that!
Backup requested!
Add the objective!
Just Zen.
I'm back in this bitch.
I don't know where he's at.
I need a window soon.
Soldier Metal.
Oh, Arresta here.
I'm looking at her with you, bro.
Anna McCree.
I'm shooting the fuck out of the Sarissa.
Yeah, she backed up.
Force, Trank.
He's main, he's main.
No you ain't, no you ain't, no you ain't.
Ah, god damn it, man.
Yeah, we need a Sojourn.
We gotta press them.
We gotta pop them, dude.
Can you go sojourn?
Her chaser is okay as well I'm not losing these fucking scrubs, man.
Let's go!
Yo Chinaman lock in bro.
Lock in.
You can jump on the phone after like you can...
Let's not lose to these fucking scrubs bro.
These kids fucking suck man.
Soldier 1, Soldier 1 Good kill I'm shooting this bitch, I'm shooting this bitch, I'm shooting this bitch The barrier cannot withstand much more!
We're shooting this bitch.
Let's fucking go, man.
Go dancing around the barrier.
I got a window by the way.
We can use.
I'm gonna get my ult here.
Backing up.
Play top.
Zarya coming right.
Zarya coming right.
Zarya right here.
Kill this bitch.
Kill this bitch.
on the right?
I'm sorry I'm pushing I'm sorry Fuck!
I'm sorry Let them go I'm sorry Enemy factor calculated I'm not so sure One two Good kill Good kill Shit What is that melody?
Scrubs *clap* The beatings will continue.
What are we?
Are we 15 and 3?
What the hell is this?
Oh, yeah, I was in trouble.
Lift him up.
Okay, don't talk about that.
Ha, ha, ha.
Trash.
Stick with it.
you .
Thank you.
Bro, what sets do you play on, man?
I'm on 6.5, 800 DPI. Oh shit, okay.
Yo, Chinaman, you there?
Chinaman, can you play now?
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm off the phone.
Bro, if you're tired, man, and you're done for the...
I know it's early as hell over there.
I'm not tired.
I'm not hurt.
I'm on the phone.
I get distracted.
Doing some business proposals, I think.
Yeah, it's business.
Calling for a national goals.
Aw man.
Almost Masters.
Are you almost master?
I'm one game away from Diamond 1, so yeah.
Oh shit, bruh.
Going hard in the paint, I like it.
Yeah, I play Ripper because my pin, I don't know, jump on the fucking 500 pin there.
I don't know why.
So I play Raper.
My ping is better, I play Raker.
My ping back to 300, I play Tracer now.
By that account was plat 3 when we started.
Big diamond now.
Here we'll go into a.
Oh.
we got a game.
I don't play Call of Duty.
Call of Duty's lame.
I only play with Boston.
Oh, these are the kids from Kingsborough?
Let's fucking go!
Now we have to win.
We can't lose.
That was talking shit to me Another day another battlefield Starts off left here.
Everything's online.
Functionality looks good.
One last diagnostics check couldn't hurt.
Alright, yo.
Time to lock in.
These are the fucking dickheads we lost our only game to.
We're gonna fuck these idiots up.
Let's fucking go.
These fucking losers made us lose around in their fucking trash.
Let's fucking go, man.
These pieces of shit, man.
Fuck these kids.
Let's fuck him up.
Kill this dumbass Reinhardt.
Solo shatter my ass.
We're gonna keep you guys up.
Don't worry Kill this fucking Reinhardt How do you get him?
Fuckin' dumbass.
I'm gonna die as well.
Fuck.
Let me show one.
Let me show one on you, soldier.
Let me see your sound.
Sigma, present.
Okay.
We can't go top.
Fuck.
We can't go back.
What the?
Kill this Ryan.
He's one.
He's one, he's one.
Keeping you up, Sigma.
Wow, this dude already got him.
Okay.
All right!
All right!
Oh, this dude's on the right.
Come back soldier come back Come back.
You can.
Wait, I'm coming.
Hold on.
Round of healing.
They're all chasing me.
Get in the point.
They're all chasing me.
I'm making this.
They're unsuccessful.
I killed one.
Let's go.
Coming.
There's three people.
I mean, I killed one.
Let them out.
This Ryan is trying to come in.
I'm lining this Ryan up.
Fuck him up.
He's looking at me like an idiot.
Use that window and fuck his ass up.
Let's go!
Fuck that dude.
Fuck that fucking scrub.
Let's go.
We got the fucking point now.
I'll break shield if he commits.
Alright, back up a bit, guys, because we got a Bastion, and we can use that to our advantage.
See if this idiot really wants to fucking...
He does have a Shatter, but he's gonna die, though.
Get fucked, idiot!
Let's fucking go!
No, he was gonna do that shit, fucking idiot!
Dummy!
Let's fucking go!
We're not firing her children.
2-1!
2-1!
Joel! Joel!
We got a new job!
Keeping you up, Bastion.
Keeping you up, Bastion.
Yo No, yo behind us - there's a fucking soldier in it God damn it!
Reaper and soldier came from behind us up top.
That's fine, just group up.
Wait up, Soldier.
Just group.
Yeah, Arisa top left.
They switched off the Rhine.
They switched off the Rhine.
I'll touch the point.
Don't worry.
I'll split them up.
Reaper here!
I didn't touch.
I didn't touch.
Uuuuuhhh mann...
That's fine.
*Bad* I'm happy when we play against smurfs like this.
I'm happy when I play against kids that are good.
So we can fuck them up!
These kids are probably all master smurfs.
We're in it now, boyos!
We're in it now!
the fuck these scrubs up man 18,000 watching right now.
Let's fucking go.
You are completely healed.
This annoying ass Orisa.
Look.
I'm on this Orisa.
Orisa is...
One shot!
Let's fucking go!
Just Reaper, Reaper, Wraithing away, because he sucks.
One shot, Lucio.
One shot, Lucio.
Let's fucking go, man.
Let's fucking go!
These dudes are trash!
The fucking trash They're back on Ryan Good.
Let's fucking melt his shield.
Here he is.
Melting his shield.
He's trying to come on the right-hand side.
He's on the right.
Reaper on the right too?
Keeping you up.
Nice high noon.
Keeping you up.
Keeping you up.
Nice pin, stupid.
Ryan's half.
I'm on it.
I'm still alive.
Reaper chasing me.
Ryan is out of position.
He can die.
His shield's about to break.
Whoa!
Reaper here!
Back up McCree.
I'm healing.
I'm healing.
Reaper one shot.
dead because he sucks let's get on this this we got the advantage welcome dead Should've popped the window.
Goddamn it.
Let me show you how to die on your side.
Nope, didn't get me though, stupid.
I'm gonna window them from the side.
Lucio?
Lucio one?
Let's go one on point No, I Fuck, bro.
Yo.
This Reinhardt is crazy on your team, bro.
Fucking scrub, bro.
Fuck that kid, man.
Oh, man.
I lost to these fucking idiots again, bro.
I only lost 17.
Yeah.
Yeah, we weren't expected to win that.
What are we, 15 and 4 now?
What are we, 15 and 15 and 4 now?
What are we, 15 and 15 and 4 now?
What are we, 15 and 4 now?
You guys are wondering what we're going to do tonight on FEDIT. This is what we're going to do on FEDIT, guys.
Show you ninjas.
Give me a second Fuck I'll show you after Prepare your defenses select your hero
This is what I'm going to be doing guys this video right here.
Another day, another battlefield.
Make your preparations.
Careful research is effective research.
Stay close.
I can't hear you if you stray.
Locked and loaded.
Who's ready to get this done?
I'll show y'all after this game I'm set up on defense Reinhardt
The fuck is this Reinhardt doing now?
Oh, he's about to die, idiot.
breaking shield keeping you up bro keeping you up What the fuck?
Bro.
What the fuck is going on guys?
Alright!
Hey, he's taking damage on purpose to build ult.
Uh, for supports.
I'm stopping through after this Dead, oh shit, idiot They are moving the payload Never have Somber, Somber ready Yeah He's one No one can hide from my sight Je me sens vivante I'm within my reach
I'm empowering me Somber's up Not controlling the hangers of one by one Ahaha, do not provoke me What the fuck is this Reinhard doing?
Ryan is weak.
That's this bitch ass Samba.
Fuck this guy.
I got it, I got it.
I'm gonna die here, probably.
somewhere on me over here *GASP* Checking in This dude is just spamming in the chat *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* Everyone's feeling better.
Are you still on the phone?
Oh, nice.
She told me she was back.
He was crying and I was just trying to...
I don't know how I...
Ah...
Oh shit.
I got that.
The payload has reached the checkpoint.
I'm swapping.
What the fuck?
Reinhardt up top.
Reinhardt up top.
You can die.
You can die.
He's a fucking rich man.
Got him I got you.
I got you.
I got you I got you!
I got you!
Bitch!
Get fucked!
Stupid No one okay, oh Awesome!
Fucking awesome, bro.
Yo, what's up with these retarded Reinhards, bro?
Yeah, bro.
What's up with these retarded Reinhards?
Sombra solo ult me.
Thank you.
Annoying ass bitch.
What the fu-?
Bro!
Kill this Reinhard, bro.
This life weaver's saving us, sorry ass.
There is on the left Oh Yeah, I know.
Regenerate this round one.
Wow, okay.
You're tired?
I'm just countering.
Score.
Zero.
To three.
Switching sides.
I don't even play Arisa, man.
Dive.
Dive.
Maybe.
Yeah, Winston.
Ball.
Yeah, I want Ball.
I have their back line.
Whatever it's gonna work Muting this guy It's fine.
We'll just push it faster than them bro We just literally push it faster than them Pre-mission checklist complete And he's spamming in here, too.
We love Reinhardt, so Reinhardt right now for honor.
What a dumbass, bro.
Do not speak to the pilot at this time.
So the snatch pipe kit has made master in GM before.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, attack commencing.
Reinhardt trying to get a pin.
Kill his dumb ass.
Stupid fuck.
Nice.
Melted.
What an idiot.
Bastion on the left He's one shot.
This dumbass Doom is dead.
Am I dead?
Oh good.
A round of healing!
Your case is definitely urgent.
My turn.
Watch, stop right.
Sombra, see y'all.
Bitches won.
Nice punching, idiot.
Two of them on me, I need help.
Yup, dudes are fucking trash.
Still almost killed that doofus with fucking Sombra with him.
*Mario plays* Got you, I got you bro I got you bro Keeping you up, keeping you up.
Got him.
Dead.
Moira weak.
Good finish.
Lifeweaver on the right, dead.
Or no, he's alive but he ran away because you little bitch.
We got payload.
Nice, nice, nice.
Mercy!
Mercy!
Go to the team!
I'm a payload for the team Do one meets your strike even my guys it's just four of you over there, oh Oh shit!
Wow!
He jumped on me!
Oh my god, I wasn't paying attention.
Meteor Strike!
What an idiot.
Wasted it all for no reason.
Thank you.
What the f**k?
Wow Okay.
I went and chased me.
I'm some mystery.
That could have gone better.
Angel at your shoulder.
We got wood though.
Alright.
I'm walking inside.
She so lulps at you bro What the fuck?
Keep the payload moving Climb a bolt Barrier in here Everyone's getting better I got More at half Let them up More at half
Goomfish this week More at half Heroes now Missed his punch because he sucks.
Hey, my Lifeweaver?
He's still weak.
Yeah, you better meteor strike, you fucking scrub.
Sombra, Sombra, one shot on point.
Fuck that idiot up.
Yeah, stupid.
Soldier behind us, soldier behind us to the right.
Don't die Mercy.
Nice.
Help the team.
Go with the team Mercy.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Yup.
I'm off payload.
These barrels are smoking!
The barrier's weakened!
The barrier appeared!
Makuri, come back a bit so I can kill you, bro.
Trucker Queen, keeping you up.
Reloading, reloading, reloading.
Don't stay together, nobody's gonna hit me now.
Alright, I'm backing up.
Junker Queen up top.
Ninky up top.
Nice pick.
Junker Queen looking at me up top.
She's chasing.
She's up top.
She's up top.
She's up top!
No you ain't!
No you ain't!
Step around.
Reaper, Reaper, and Jerker Queen.
Oh my god, the Reaper chased me.
Watch out, McCree. McCree.
There's much for you to do.
Jungle Queen ran.
What is that melody?
No one's here.
I found the man!
No you don't!
30 seconds for me.
We're coming and calling!
Come on, enemy in here!
Close, make me.
Trucker Queen.
She's coming after me.
Get you!
Thank you.
Oh my god, and the sunbro, bro.
Fucking annoying ass.
I couldn't find it in the summer when your gavel music went on.
Sam, bro.
We're going up against the first man.
Overtime.
No, 100% bro, I already looked.
These dudes are masters and GMs, bro.
Some of these dudes are GMs and masters, bro, so we're playing against really good kids, which is good.
I mean, I'll take the good competition, man.
Play of the game.
Just fucking scrub.
I better practice.
And I think Chinaman is tired too, bro.
We've been playing all day.
I'm good.
So we went 15, 5, and 1.
That's so good, though.
That's, like, really good.
Yeah, yeah.
Not bad at all, man.
Not bad at all.
I think that's it for me, gentlemen.
I'm starving.
Yeah.
That's it for me.
No, that was good.
That was good.
I might play with y'all again after I do Fed Reacts tonight.
We'll see if I'm not too tired.
But that was good, bro.
That was good.
We got 3,200 watching on Rumble and how much watching on fucking X here?
Shout out to all you ninjas, man.
16K on it.
Wow, we almost got 20,000 watching, man.
Shout out to all you guys, man.
So, yeah, guys, that's going to be the end of the stream there.
And tonight I'm going to be doing FedReacts, as you guys can see here.
This is what I'm going to be doing.
This right here.
We're going to be reacting to this video.
Let me go ahead and show it for y'all real fast.
Boom.
This is what we're going to be doing tonight, guys.
Okay, FedReacts.
This is my other YouTube channel, FedReactsTrueCrime.
This was a crazy fucking YouTube video that me and Angie are going to react to.
It's going to be a good fucking time.
You guys know I'm grinding.
I'm grinding games.
I'm fucking doing true crime for y'all.
Doing podcasts.
Fucking dealing with annoying bimbos and answering y'all questions.
Yo, nobody works harder than us, man.
We got y'all, man.
We stream everything.
Let's fucking go.
Anyway.
Love you guys.
That's going to be the end of the stream.
We'll be back with FedReacts tonight at 9pm.
The grind does not end, baby.
The grind does not end.
We're streaming almost every day this week.
Love y'all.
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