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April 6, 2024 - Fresh & Fit

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Women Reveal The PETTIEST Reasons For Rejecting Men!

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	Thank you.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to the Friendship Podcast.
	After our position, man, we're joining some little ladies.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's go.
	What did you do?
	What did you do?
	Who money cares, bro?
	Get out.
	Get out.
	It's the night.
	Kind of pattern.
	In the night.
	No control.
	Get out.
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	Yo, and we are live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to the Right Shift Podcast, man.
	After our edition, we're joined with a bunch of lovely ladies.
	And, yeah, it's Friday, man.
	And, yeah, some new ones as well.
	Quick announcement when we get into the show.
	Rumble.com slash fresherfit.
	Also, castclub.tv.
	I know some of you guys are wondering, yo, where's the video that you guys did earlier?
	It's on Rumble, guys.
	Rumble.com slash fresherfit.
	Obviously, on YouTube, we gotta, you know, clean it up and shit like that.
	Yeah.
	So...
	Make it safe.
	Yeah, make it safe for YouTube, which, you know, kind of sucks, but it is what it is.
	But, um...
	But yeah, it's up on Rumble in full entirety.
	Rumble.com slash Fresh.
	If you guys want to go see it.
	Obviously, you know, Fresh took responsibility.
	It is what it is.
	He admitted his mistakes or whatever.
	But at the end of the day, guys, it's a legal case, man.
	Both criminal and civil.
	She done goofed.
	That's all I got to say.
	She done goofed.
	But, yeah, other than that, what else?
	We have a live show.
	Oh, yes.
	And Instagram.
	But, live show here, guys.
	Yes.
	Here in Miami in South Beach.
	Go check it out.
	Tickets are available right now.
	We have VIP, regular, and as well, mid-tier.
	We have special guests as well, academics, T.K. Kirkland, and Andrew Wilson so far.
	Doors open at 6 p.m., guys.
	It's going to be on Collins, 7-2.
	What's that address again?
	7275 Collins Ave, Miami Beach.
	So it's in a good area.
	And yeah, guys, it's going to be a good time, man.
	Come meet us in person.
	General admission is only $100.
	So totally affordable, man.
	You guys come meet us in person.
	And you know, it's going to be lit, man.
	It's going to be a good time.
	Link is in the description, man.
	Go ahead and get your tickets.
	You got about three weeks, I think.
	Pretty much.
	Roughly.
	Almost time.
	Almost time.
	And then...
	Instagrams.
	Yes, guys.
	We made new Instagrams.
	As y'all know, we got our accounts disabled.
	We're working on getting them back.
	Yep.
	But, you know, haters going to hate.
	It is what it is.
	The new one is Not Unplugged Fit.
	I'm posting on there.
	You know, it's not me.
	Yeah, it's not me.
	So, yeah, go check me out over there, guys.
	Not Unplugged Fit on Instagram.
	And then Fresh with yours as well.
	Yeah, it's funny because, um...
	Yeah, you already got 13K, god damn!
	People want to know about the actual, like, allegations.
	Smart, smart.
	There's a guy called not FreshBitCEO.
	That's not me.
	Yeah.
	That's not me, by the way.
	I fell for it, too.
	I was like, oh, okay.
	That's not me.
	Bro, I thought it was you.
	No.
	I thought you did the not as well.
	It's not him.
	But yeah, that's actually FreshBitCEO.
	And then mine is nonplugged.
	Go check him out, man.
	Check both of them out, guys.
	I'm going to be posting on there.
	As you guys know, I post reels every single day.
	So, you know, I'll be posting the content on there.
	So go check us out.
	And then, Chris, go ahead.
	Don't worry, guys.
	I will not slam this girl of Mount Rush on the ground, okay?
	So, shout out to the girls on the panel.
	We got eight girls on the panel.
	Stay tuned for a special ending.
	So good, Chris, man.
	Other than that, my IG stuff, guys.
	Aaron C. Parkson, that's me.
	Yeah, funny, bro, yeah.
	And it's Friday night, man.
	Have a great show.
	I'll just say this, man.
	Chris is the man of the people, man.
	He's a nigga for real, man.
	He's a nigga for real.
	He really do be looking out for y'all.
	I'd be like, man, why the hell are we doing this, but...
	For you perverts, I'll be looking out for y'all.
	W. Chris.
	Yeah, listen, I read the chat, man, so I know what's up.
	Some of you guys be complaining.
	I'm like, nigga, shut the fuck up and watch the damn show.
	You forgot these old gritties?
	Listen, useless match anyways, nigga.
	Relax.
	You know why?
	Because they tell me the bullshit, bro.
	I've seen their IGs, bro.
	I've seen their DMs.
	So, you know, I still watch.
	It's what it is, man.
	Shout out to the merch gang.
	Shout out to the chat.
	Follow my socials.
	That'd be Chris, man.
	Yeah, he's the only one that has like a...
	He has the biggest follow in here!
	Yeah!
	Yeah!
	Yeah, yeah!
	Yeah Hey, y'all!
	Y'all know it's Bunny Motherfuckin' Rex.
	And I'm back.
	I'm 26.
	Oh, sorry to hear that.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Iowa.
	You feel me?
	Iowa's doing great right now.
	From Iowa.
	Who goes to Iowa?
	Like, what's in Iowa?
	Me.
	That's why she's here.
	Do you live there now or are you still in Atlanta?
	No, I'm in Atlanta now.
	Okay.
	I want to come back to Miami.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	Um, I'm a reality star.
	I really, I'm, yeah, I dance.
	I haven't really danced that much lately.
	I actually, like, really haven't really done that much.
	Stop the cap!
	When was the last time you danced?
	Um, I think, oh, I danced a couple times for spring break, but that's because they had big artists.
	Okay, before that then?
	Before that, uh, last year.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	So you danced for spring break because obviously...
	There was artists and stuff like that, yeah.
	Okay.
	And then before that, when was the last time you danced prior to that then?
	Last year.
	But I mean like...
	Oh, like around my birthday, October.
	I went for my birthday.
	I know.
	I know.
	What show are you on again?
	I'm on now that's TV. The Zodiac House, Big Legs Body Collection, and I just filmed last week Greek Life, which...
	Stay tuned.
	That's a lot of fights and stuff like that and shit.
	You be fighting for real?
	No, bitches be fighting me.
	I do not fight.
	Bitches fight me.
	Hey, man.
	Well, I'm happy for you.
	I'm glad that you have been able to segue from that and you danced well.
	So that's twice in six months?
	Yeah, pretty much.
	And I dropped my music video on that album.
	Oh, once in six months.
	No, no, no.
	Yeah, twice, because you said October.
	Yeah, October, so like for my birthday and stuff.
	All right, cool.
	Segue in.
	All right.
	Highest education level completed?
	High school.
	All right.
	And then relationship status?
	I'm not married.
	Are you single?
	You back to that guy?
	No, I don't know what I'm doing.
	I'm just living life right now.
	I don't belong to no streets, but maybe like the city.
	Are your parents still together?
	My stepdad and my mother have been together for like 15 years.
	But that's my dad's.
	Not biological.
	But you're the dad that raised you.
	Yeah, they're still together.
	And then...
	Funny.
	Birth control?
	Come on, Kyle.
	Yo, the irony is crazy, bro.
	It is, because you remember last show.
	I was the only bitch there that had birth control.
	Anyways...
	Oh, okay, fresh.
	Stop it, man!
	No, stop the cap.
	Anyway...
	I can't do nothing, man.
	Yes, I am on birth control, and ladies need to be on birth control, too, because y'all want to cry and shit when y'all get pregnant.
	You feel me?
	And I'm just being real.
	We got to be smarter than that.
	The fuck?
	We got to be smarter than that.
	Funny doesn't know what that joke is.
	Oh, she doesn't, right?
	She don't know what's going on, bro.
	It's funny how she called it.
	Y'all cried and shit.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Brakima is my name.
	I'm sorry, what is it?
	Brakima.
	Brakima?
	Brakima.
	I'm 28 years old.
	Okay, where are you from?
	San Diego.
	Okay.
	Do you live in Miami now or are you just visiting?
	Just visiting.
	Okay.
	What do you do for it?
	I'm a social media manager.
	Okay.
	Are we talking restaurants?
	Are we talking other influencers?
	Nonprofits, actually.
	Nonprofits?
	Yeah, I do marketing for nonprofits.
	Okay.
	Highest education level completed?
	Bachelors.
	Okay.
	Where'd you get it from?
	San Diego State.
	Okay.
	In what?
	International business and Chinese focus.
	That's so funny.
	I lived in China for like five years.
	The irony.
	The irony is crazy, bro.
	You can't make this up, bro.
	You can't make this up.
	People can talk as much shit as they want, bro.
	We are the most entertaining fucking podcast, bro.
	We had almost 40,000 niggas watching earlier.
	Bro, shit's a movie for real, man.
	Yo.
	Well, you know what?
	I'm glad you made it back safely.
	Alright, wait, hold on.
	International business is a focus in Chinese studies.
	Hey man, I ain't never going there again.
	Tell you that.
	Me neither.
	I'm banned.
	You're banned from China?
	I'm banned from China, you know.
	What?
	Really?
	No, no, no.
	How'd you get banned?
	Tell us more.
	Tell us more.
	They have their own thing going on, but yeah, I can't go back to China.
	We know.
	I can go to Taiwan, though.
	Okay.
	That's not the enemy of China.
	But hold on, hold on.
	Depending on who says that.
	Trust me, there's some other people in the room that are way worse off with China.
	Okay.
	But how'd you get bad?
	Technically, the company I was working for was teaching English.
	I was hired illegally, but I didn't know that until I had to leave.
	Okay, okay, because I was literally just going to say that, like, have you ever been to China?
	Yeah, I lived there for two years, and basically the company I, like, went to go work with, the company that I went to go work with, they, like, didn't do our paperwork right, so everyone who was teaching English, we all kind of...
	Got deported.
	Yeah.
	Well, I got a better word, yes.
	I mean, it shouldn't be a shame then.
	Let me guess, you'd start teaching English right out of college?
	It was your first job?
	Exactly, yeah.
	That's literally entry-level, like, yo, I can't find a job or something like that.
	A lot of college grads, immediately they'll go and, you know, you get to travel, live for free almost, teach English, get another culture.
	A lot of people do it.
	I have a couple buddies that did that right out of college.
	But damn, the company that hired you, It was everyone who I worked with, they all got banned because they did our paperwork illegally, which again, it is what it is, but yeah, it sucks.
	Not running to go back, then COVID happened.
	It's not easy to get a Chinese visa as an American citizen and vice versa.
	It's not easy to get an American visa as a Chinese person, but okay.
	Do you speak Chinese too?
	Oh shit!
	What did you just say just now?
	I understand Chinese pretty well, but I don't speak it the way that English is.
	How do you say I'm not the daddy?
	Shut the fuck up.
	I'm just curious.
	- I'm just curious. - I'm just curious.
	- I'm just curious. - Wabushiwanda baba.
	- Baba.
	- Baba.
	- Baba is the same?
	- Baba is crazy. - Say that one more time.
	I'll memorize the shit.
	- I don't think I'm saying it right, but - I'll memorize it.
	- Wabu da baba?
	I don't know how to say wabu da baba.
	I understand better than I speak it, yeah.
	- You can't make this shit up, man.
	- Wow.
	- All right, don't worry.
	We're not making fun of you, by the way.
	There's like some other things behind the scenes.
	My tones are off.
	Yeah, don't worry.
	It has nothing to do with you.
	Actually, as a matter of fact, this is a convenient surprise.
	Okay.
	And then, relationship status?
	Single.
	Alright.
	Single.
	Birth control for you?
	I'm not on birth control.
	Body count?
	Like seven?
	A hundred?
	You wish!
	The wish is crazy.
	That was another question I have.
	I forgot it.
	Do you know the term for women that are unmarried after 25?
	Spinster.
	Okay, no, that's not it.
	Never mind.
	Okay.
	Oh, Spencer.
	Yeah, well, that's the American one.
	I thought the Chinese one.
	Did you ever hear the Chinese term for it?
	There is a Chinese term.
	I can't remember that.
	Yeah, but there's a term if you're over 25 in China.
	They, like, have a whole thing about it.
	Okay.
	I can't remember the name.
	I have to start lying about my age.
	Have you heard that before?
	Oh, yeah, Sheng Niu.
	Okay.
	What's your ethnic background, by the way?
	I am Kenyan and Brazilian, period.
	Oh, so she knows your way.
	And then, Bunny Rex, you're black and white, right?
	Italian.
	Okay.
	Forget about it!
	I'm not talking about it, but Italian and black.
	What about you?
	I'm Elsa Violet.
	Elsa Violet?
	Mm-hmm.
	She said the last name, too.
	I think I know what her profession might be.
	How old are you?
	I'm 24.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from South Carolina.
	What part of South Carolina?
	Myrtle Beach.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, yeah.
	Are you guys overrun by tourists right now?
	We are, yeah.
	Is it ghetto now like Miami is?
	Spring break?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I have a friend.
	Her name's Kayla.
	She's here.
	And we were comparing and contrasting, you know, which city is worse right now.
	It's more ghetto.
	Yeah.
	Here's more ghetto?
	Here?
	Miami?
	No, definitely.
	I don't know.
	I think we're going back and forth debating, but, you know.
	Okay.
	Spring break.
	Okay.
	People are having fun.
	So I'm assuming you're here visiting then.
	I used to live here.
	We used to be roommates.
	But yes, I'm here visiting and for work as well.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	Earlier this year, I started in the porn industry.
	I'm assuming that's your stage name, right?
	Yes.
	Highest education level completed?
	High school.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	All right, how long you been doing?
	Divorced, yeah.
	Oh, divorced.
	Divorced and single, yeah.
	Okay, who initiated that divorce?
	When did I end it?
	Right before my 21st birthday.
	Oh.
	Oh, okay.
	How long were y'all married?
	We were married like a year and a half.
	Okay, so y'all got married like in like 19, 18?
	Yeah.
	Where'd you end it?
	He cheated on me, and then I retaliated, and then it was just, you know, what are we doing?
	We looked at each other, we're like, what are we doing?
	You know, we're like too young.
	Yeah, basically.
	Long story short.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	And then how long have you been doing the...
	Spicy films.
	Yeah, spicy films.
	Well, I've been doing OnlyFans since 2020 on and off, but as far as doing like porn with an agency and companies and everything, I guess like professionally, it started March, like late, yeah.
	March of this year.
	March of this year, yeah.
	Very new.
	So brand new.
	Brand new.
	Okay, but you had been doing OF and stuff like that before.
	Yeah, and I'm signed with a big company right now, so I'm taking it very seriously.
	What's better, OnlyFans or PSA? Yeah, yeah.
	Can I say the word, by the way?
	The P word?
	Okay, gotcha.
	You can call it Korn.
	Okay, Korn.
	Yeah, Korn.
	So, yeah.
	Personally, I like Korn just because I have...
	I can't be as structured and as, you know, like on point, like as I want to be versus if, you know, a lot of other people are depending on me, I have like a schedule that other people are depending on me for that.
	It's like, okay, it's easier.
	I'll show up for it.
	Why not get a manager then?
	Interesting.
	I've dealt with the manager thing and everything, but I don't know.
	We both had the same manager.
	He was great, but I just felt like there was times where he was lacking and I was just like, hey, can I respond and can I be a little bit more interactive too if you aren't responding or slacking or whatever?
	And he was like, no, hands off.
	You just focus on making content and I'll do the rest.
	And I just did not like not really having that kind of control over my own platform.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	My parents are still together.
	You wanted more hands-on managing.
	My parents are still together.
	We're in control for you?
	No.
	Yeah, I'm still navigating that.
	As of right now, I've only had one CP scene, and I've done the plan B. What does CP mean?
	What's CP? No condom, I guess.
	Yo, Moe!
	What's going on with her, man?
	It's cheese.
	Keep cheesing.
	Chris in the bathroom, probably.
	Chris in the bathroom.
	Alright, I already know Chris.
	Buddy, go.
	You don't have to.
	No, for real, body count.
	Oh, body count?
	Honestly, like...
	Damn, I did that presentation too good.
	I have it on my notes, but...
	Notes?
	I don't know.
	I'll have the answer, maybe like 25, between 25 and 30, probably at this point.
	But I know with my career, it's going to be more, and I'm not going to keep track, and that's fine with me, so whatever.
	All right.
	Yeah, it is what it is.
	All right.
	What's your ethnic background?
	Just like every white country in the world, yeah.
	Colonizer.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Patricia.
	Patricia.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	How old are you?
	35.
	Okay.
	Where are you from?
	Poland.
	Okay.
	I was about to say, where's Chris?
	What part of Poland are you from?
	Southwest.
	Close to Germany and Czech Republic.
	What's the name of the city or town?
	Wrocław.
	What is it?
	Wrocław.
	Wrocław.
	Bless you.
	Okay.
	I've always wanted to go to Poland.
	Okay.
	Yeah, we're going to go to Warsaw probably sometime this year.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Oh, yeah.
	Are we going to Finland?
	Oh, yeah.
	Can I go?
	We've got to do our show.
	Can I go?
	What do you do for work?
	I'm an agent, real estate agent.
	Question for you.
	How many properties have you sold?
	Nothing cute.
	I promise you, only girls can be girls today just not sell property.
	It'll be a hot girl who says, I'm like, really?
	How many have you sold?
	Oh, nothing yet.
	Not soon.
	No, I got rentals.
	I was going to say, you probably do rentals mostly.
	And commercials, you can like, if they sign up for like 10 years, I got 10 years, 10 times more commissions.
	Nice, okay, okay.
	Yeah, I will say this.
	Miami is one of the rare markets where you're better off probably just doing rentals.
	Unless you're going to be one of those real estate people that you're dealing with investors and you have a list of people that you deal with exclusively.
	But in general, yeah, rentals.
	I just remember in Dubai, everyone's a realtor.
	No one buys here, bro.
	A realtor in Dubai.
	All the girls are realtors.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That too.
	What?
	How about it?
	Because the other thing, too, about Miami, just for all you guys that want to invest here, don't buy a fucking condo here.
	I know I bought one, but I obviously have it for business purposes, and I'm able to write it off and shit, but for most people, it's not worth buying because, what is it, most of the condos here are 98% plus tenant-occupied?
	Yes.
	In Miami?
	Yeah, 90, I would say.
	That's our first money.
	Rent is our first money.
	Yeah, so you're better off with the renting.
	And another reason, too, is if you try to buy a condo, they're not going to give you good terms on your loan.
	It's going to be very difficult to get a lender to give it, because they look at it like, whoa, 90% tenant occupied, that means the building, they don't give a fuck.
	There's no, they don't have reserves.
	It just sucks.
	Anyway, sorry.
	So you're a real estate agent.
	How long have you been doing that for?
	I got my license two years ago, but I'm taking this serious in past couple months, like maybe seven months.
	What did you do before that?
	So I used to work for e-commerce company.
	Okay.
	Nice.
	Okay.
	Was that in Poland or was it here?
	No, no, here.
	How long have you been in Miami then?
	Three and a half years.
	She belongs to the streets.
	He just got back first to get us.
	He didn't even hear the other shit.
	He just sat down.
	He just sat down.
	He didn't hear the A's, bro.
	Oh, she's 30, right?
	She's 35?
	Alright, so wait, have you been your whole, like, did you come from Poland to Miami or did you live somewhere else in the United States before that?
	No.
	So after Poland, I used to live in London for six years.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Then I moved to New York.
	I've been there six months.
	Okay.
	Doing cold COVID from March to November 2020, the worst time.
	And then from November 2020, I'm in Miami since November 2020.
	Okay.
	So, um, so you went from, so you, you left Poland like what, 2019-ish?
	Yeah, like 10 years ago exactly.
	For London?
	Yes.
	2014 I moved to London.
	Okay, so you spent like 10 years in London.
	No, six years.
	Six years, I'm sorry.
	And then you came over to...
	United States.
	Okay.
	Damn, she belongs to the earth, man.
	No, I was surprised.
	She has good English.
	I was like, she probably lived in an English-speaking country for a while.
	Okay.
	So I wasn't sure if it was here or there.
	And I'm assuming you probably speak Polish, Russian.
	You don't speak Russian?
	I can understand Russian, but I do not speak.
	I speak Spanish, but not fluent.
	And Polish, of course.
	Okay.
	Can you speak any of the other Slavic languages or no?
	No, I do understand.
	Okay.
	But I can speak.
	Like if Russian people are speaking, you'll understand it.
	Ukrainians, you'll understand.
	To a degree, right?
	Yes, correct.
	You guys use different words, but...
	The words are similar.
	Okay.
	Some words are similar.
	Different pronunciation.
	Would it be, and I don't always like to, we don't get many Slavic people on here, so I like to ask this question.
	Is it like the equivalent to maybe a Colombian person speaking Spanish and maybe someone speaking Portuguese, right?
	Correct.
	Very similar words, you can understand some of it.
	Correct, yes.
	Cool.
	That's the equivalent.
	There you go.
	And then, highest education level completed?
	High school.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	In Miami everyone is single.
	Keeping it real, keeping it real, that's true.
	Are your pairs still together?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And then birth control for you?
	Absolutely.
	Body count?
	W. God knows.
	She said God knows?
	God knows?
	I told you man, she brought to the globe man.
	Oh, my bad.
	Cool.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Caché.
	Caché?
	Caché?
	Yes.
	Is that your government?
	Yes, Caché, but people call me Cache.
	Cash money, okay, I like it.
	Hey, y'all!
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Tampa, but I grew up in the British Virgin Islands, and I just moved from Houston.
	That's Jamaican.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	No, it's not.
	No, no, I'm saying the sound effect was Jamaican.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	So, hold on.
	You said you were born in Tampa?
	Born in Tampa.
	Okay.
	Moved to the British Virgin Islands.
	Okay.
	Tortola.
	Yep.
	And then I just moved here from Houston.
	Okay, where did you actually grow up, like going to high school and stuff?
	I went to high school in Lakeland.
	Florida?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	How much time did you spend in the British Virgin Islands?
	I moved there right after I was born, and then I moved to Lakeland in 2012.
	And then I left Lakeland in 2020.
	For Texas?
	Yeah.
	Okay, because you have a southern accent, so I was like, I don't hear any British or any Caribbean.
	Okay, all right.
	Because it would be a Caribbean accent, right?
	Bartola?
	What did you say, Chris?
	I have a family from there, so they have a heavy accent.
	Chris, where are you, bro?
	From the Virgin Islands.
	You?
	St.
	Kitts.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, so you ain't black either, according to our haters, bro.
	None of us are black.
	We got some haters that say if you're from the islands, you ain't black.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Yeah, if you're Haitian, you gotta be like, foundationally black American or something like that.
	Apparently, I'm actually white.
	Yeah.
	Apparently, I'm not black either.
	I'm not American.
	Haitians aren't black?
	That's what they say?
	I've never heard that.
	I've never heard that.
	Yeah, they say, I know, it sounds crazy.
	If you're from North Africa, or you're from the islands, you're not black.
	North Africa?
	So you could be from Africa, but not North Africa.
	Actually, no, no, no.
	Anything outside the United States.
	Crazy, right?
	Crazy, right?
	So I was born in Tampa.
	Oh, wow!
	A really good question for me.
	I was born in Tampa.
	That's what I was going to say.
	I was born in Tampa, but I just grew up there.
	Yeah, I got you.
	Okay, what do you do for work?
	I'm a content creator.
	What kind of content you make?
	So I work with brands.
	I just promote like clothes, hair, stuff like that.
	See Chris, you were wrong.
	You don't even give nobody a chance.
	And I sell digital products, so I just teach the girls how to do what I do.
	And then I trade options, so that's it.
	There you go.
	Man, I'm looking at you right now.
	You can't believe it.
	So say that one more time.
	So you create content, but what kind of content specifically again?
	Basically like luxury content, teaching girls or men, but mostly females, how to get sponsorships and brand deals and sell digital products, stuff like that.
	Okay, so you basically teach people how to make money online?
	Yeah.
	Digital marketing?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Highest education level?
	High school.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Alright.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	Chris, what's up?
	Yeah, I am looking, bro.
	So far, she looks like she has two sugar daddies or something.
	Oh, shit.
	Well, she did say she does luxury digital marketing.
	Okay.
	Fine, you know I was wrong.
	I was wrong, man.
	Okay, okay.
	I was wrong.
	But who knows how she invests in luxury.
	Who knows?
	Oh, I sponsor myself.
	I don't got no sponsors.
	So if anybody want to sponsor...
	Actually, Chris, you're wrong.
	Okay.
	Instagram is in it.
	It's Twitter.
	X. I don't use Twitter.
	I'm on Instagram.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	Okay.
	Divorced?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Birth control for you?
	God got me.
	All right.
	Let me write that down.
	God got me.
	Sounds familiar.
	Sounds familiar.
	Yeah.
	That's not my mother, Ashley.
	Okay.
	Or in this case, Buddha.
	Buddha got it.
	Too soon?
	No, no.
	Let's move on.
	How about you?
	What's your name?
	Hi, I'm Kayla.
	I'm turning 25 in June.
	Tonight, I would die for you.
	Yo, man.
	Because that's racist, man.
	That's not a race, man.
	That's not a race.
	What the hell, man?
	That's not a race.
	He's saying that you look more goth than you do anything else.
	Is that true?
	I kind of go for the more alt style and everything.
	Bro, we're not gonna get girls like this if you keep fucking making fucks with them, man.
	Bro, I'm tired of the fucking...
	But Chris is correct, though.
	Come on, man.
	I'm unique.
	Hey, listen, man.
	I'll bring more girls, man.
	One alternative girl, you gotta go fucking crazy, man.
	Chill out, man.
	Damn.
	You want more fucking ratchet chicks from Opalaka?
	Oh, what?
	Hey, good, ain't it?
	That's what you're right.
	Yeah, you're right.
	Listen.
	We appreciate you, okay?
	Of course.
	Just so you know.
	Thank you for contributing to...
	We run affirmative action over here.
	We're trying to get more white girls.
	- Of course.
	- What?
	- Hey!
	- Hey! - Hey! - We're actually racist the other way around, actually.
	- Yep.
	- As many people say anyway, so we might as well just lean into it.
	- Yeah, like foreign girls.
	- Yeah.
	- Yep.
	- Well, we're trying to get more of the Caucasian.
	I didn't mean like that.
	I mean, Italian is foreign and, like, um, like Russian.
	Well, Asia, if you want to be honest, you got to be more accurate.
	Asia, East Asia, yeah.
	Anyhow, let's get back to you.
	Yeah, sorry.
	It's Kayla, you said?
	Yes, I'm Kayla.
	I'm turning 25 in June.
	I'm from New York and I moved to Miami.
	Are you from the city or where from New York?
	Long Island.
	Okay.
	Strong Island.
	Strong Island, of course.
	Are you Italian?
	I'm actually Irish.
	Okay.
	I'm Irish.
	I moved to Miami last February.
	Are you guys friends?
	We're besties.
	We met the first day of kindergarten.
	I came up to her and asked her if she wants to be my best friend forever.
	And I said, of course.
	We never departed ways.
	We never fought.
	And here we are.
	No, I mean, that's great because I've never heard of girls really doing that.
	Yeah, like rarely do women actually keep relationships that long.
	That's actually fantastic.
	So shout out to y'all.
	That's good.
	Never fight.
	Like small fights, but then like a day later, we're like, oh, look at the tea that we have.
	Fuck you.
	Alright.
	What do you do for work?
	I work at Alo Yoga in the design district in Miami.
	Are you like a yoga instructor or you work at the...
	I work at retail.
	Okay, so you work in retail, like a yoga spot.
	Yeah, it's a yoga store, just like athletic clothing and everything.
	How long have you been there?
	Like about since December.
	Okay, I was gonna ask you.
	Would you say that Athleisure is like one of the most popular?
	Yeah, I get, like literally it's the busiest store ever in the design district.
	Like Miami is so popular with Athleisure.
	Like everyone comes.
	There's another store, because of the A, I think has also Athleisure as well.
	Um, Athleta.
	Yeah, is that big too?
	It's big too.
	Yeah, athleisure is big in Miami.
	It's crazy.
	Ever since 2013, man, athleisure has been the wave.
	Gymshark and Malfali and everything else, they really push.
	I remember it used to be unacceptable to wear sweatpants in public.
	No, now everyone wears...
	10 years ago.
	But now it's totally socially acceptable.
	It is.
	People look good in it.
	All right.
	Highest education level completed?
	High school and some college.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	I'm single.
	So single.
	Chris, she's single.
	You said that with quite a bit of resentment.
	Very resentful, yeah.
	Resentful from the Miami market or the New York market?
	Miami market.
	Miami dating sucks really bad.
	It's tough.
	Yeah.
	Because you have a, I will say this, you have a look that doesn't really, I'll just keep it a thousand, doesn't fit here in Miami really.
	You don't look like a Miami girl.
	How's it been for you?
	I mean, like, you get, like, everyone, like, trying to, like, hit you up and be like, oh, you're so different.
	You're so unique.
	I'm like, but you're, like, literally, like, every other fucking guy on Miami.
	Like, you're so, like, basic.
	Like, I can't.
	It's really hard.
	Where do you hang out?
	Wynwood?
	I go to space.
	That's our point!
	If you go to space, you're going to deal with the Miami of the Miami.
	The dudes are there doing coke at 6 in the morning.
	I mean, same.
	Girl, you're so hot.
	I just give them that look like, don't fucking come near me.
	Girl, let's get high together.
	You're so cool.
	Let's do a bomb.
	That's exactly what happens.
	You're so goth, I am too.
	I've been sad a few times.
	Matter of fact, I'm depressed right now.
	I'll be super depressed if you don't hang out with me.
	I'll take you shopping on Hot Topping.
	Let's go Spend Service.
	Let's go.
	Nigga said, I'll take you Hot Topping.
	Come on, man!
	What the fuck, man?
	I mean, come on, man.
	We ain't never gonna get a girl like this again on the pod, man.
	You can just bump it up, man.
	Alright, Chris was correct, though.
	Next emo girl will watch the show and be like, fuck this, I ain't going to.
	Niggas gonna make hot topic jokes.
	Kilo's cool though, Kilo's cool.
	I like Kilo.
	I fuck with you, yeah.
	Kilo's brutal.
	Totally, yeah.
	I'll tell you, that's crazy.
	First needs a break after, uh...
	Yeah, he needs a break, huh?
	I'm fucking crying.
	A break is crazy.
	He's been really sad the past few days.
	You know, it's like, hey, just looking really sad.
	Hey, I'm happy, bro.
	I'm alive, man.
	I'm alive, man.
	Yeah, just like, sad.
	Alright.
	Tonight we outside, though.
	Fuck that shit.
	Alright, cool.
	Lauren and I work...
	Wait, hold on.
	My bad, my bad.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	No, they divorced when I was like one years old.
	No way!
	Yeah.
	Shut the fuck up.
	What, Chris?
	This is not cool, Chris.
	At all.
	Chill out.
	Are you on birth control?
	Yes, I low-key am, but I keep forgetting to take the pills, so...
	So you're not really, too?
	You get fucked tonight, you're not really.
	I'm screwed.
	I'm screwed.
	I'm just screwed.
	I'm just thinking of that fucking Linkin Park song.
	Close my skin.
	That's my suit, though.
	I'm out of here.
	Oh my god.
	That's not shit, though.
	In the end.
	It doesn't even matter.
	I tried so hard.
	Actually, that song matches for you, nigga.
	Oh, wow.
	And my head is crazy.
	That's a deep song, though.
	In the end, it doesn't matter, man.
	For real.
	I tried so hard.
	Yep, yep, yep, yep.
	It got so far.
	But it is.
	Oh, man.
	She's still a cloud chaser.
	Okay, my bad.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, what about you?
	Too soon.
	Well, my name is Lauren, and I am an 8-course at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, and I'm 31.
	Okay.
	Where are you from?
	San Diego.
	Okay.
	Do y'all know each other or no?
	Yes!
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	So, yeah, girl.
	How do you guys know each other?
	Because you guys are in different, like, very different professions.
	We met on Craigslist.
	A lot of girls befriend each other through that.
	I've noticed that girls meet, I think this is why their friendships aren't as good as ours.
	No offense ladies.
	Like, they meet each other.
	I just found this out.
	Bumble has a friend.
	Yes.
	What?
	Did you know that?
	That makes sense.
	But Craigslist, bro?
	What the hell?
	Because they'll meet each other for, like, roommates and shit like that.
	Actually, my first place I stayed in America was from Craigslist.
	Yeah.
	But, like, girls, like, forge friendships off that shit.
	And then the other thing that was crazy was Bumble.
	Like, they literally, like...
	That I could believe.
	Yeah.
	BFF is my favorite.
	But fresh.
	They are motor fresh, so.
	Huh?
	They're older girls, so.
	Damn.
	Wow.
	I mean, Krayon Niggas, she's 28, man.
	No, she's 31, though.
	No, no, she's 31, but she's 28, man.
	Yeah, but she made her first, right?
	I put out a Craigslist ad for an assistant and she responded and a couple other people responded and then like a like 60 year old man responded.
	And I specifically asked for a female assistant.
	And then you said you mentioned you okay so for the audience can you explain because they might not know the ranch like what what is this ranch?
	Oh yeah, so the Moonlight Bunny Ranch is a legal brothel in Nevada, and pretty much it's an adult's playground.
	Kind of, if you want to go on your birthday and enjoy anyone in porn or any ladies in that place, you are 100% legal to shoot.
	- She's one of the few girls that does it legally. - I like the rest of you hoes doing it illegally.
	You motherfuckers.
	- Oh my God.
	- I love you guys. - I've never been to one. - I've never been to one. - I wanna go to a Swingers Club.
	- Is it like a Swingers Club?
	- Well no, 'cause everything is completely legal and also everything is 100% discreet.
	So it's there's no like, you know, if someone did something outside and then a couple years later they're broke and they're like, oh, I need money again.
	Let me go hit him up and, you know, say something occurred and that none of that can happen at the Bunny Ranch.
	You ain't gonna get me toot over there.
	Is it like a swingers club though?
	No, no, no.
	Couples go in there.
	Couples go in there too.
	Wait, you said bunny ranch?
	Bunny ranch, yeah.
	Bunny?
	Oh, no, not that type of ranch.
	I'm sorry.
	She's a whole wrangler.
	I fall in love with Dick.
	Okay, no, trust me, there's plenty of that.
	I would go in there and fall in love with somebody, I promise you.
	Highest education level completed?
	College.
	Associates?
	Associates, okay.
	In what?
	Well, I did history, sociology, and theater.
	Okay, period.
	Yeah.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	All right.
	Parents together?
	No.
	Okay.
	My dad just actually got married.
	He has a Colombian woman he brought from Colombia.
	She came over, like, last week.
	Oh, my God.
	That's crazy.
	Last week in Chicago.
	Hey, man.
	Say, man.
	Is she hot, though?
	She's very hot.
	She's very pretty.
	My dad loves Colombian women only, so he, like, gets visa for Colombian.
	Wait, uh...
	I had a friend that did the same thing, but then he left.
	Oh, right.
	He realized that they're pretty much the same as Western women.
	Yeah.
	Low key.
	Birth control?
	I'm not on birth control, though.
	No?
	No.
	Live a life on the edge.
	Body count?
	Body count?
	Well, I had 1,000 the last time I was here, so I'm going to get 1,100.
	You what?
	So do you work at somebody?
	Yes.
	You didn't hear when I said she actually does it legally?
	I thought she was like, I don't know, like the door girls.
	They love the door girls too?
	No.
	Everybody fucking know that.
	You know what she gets me though?
	It's a cane.
	Oh yeah.
	It is.
	She walks through the cane.
	That reminds me of a storm of the century.
	Yeah.
	What's the cane for?
	Oh, I have multiple sclerosis, so I get a little unbalanced.
	I get a little tired sometimes.
	So I have my cane just to stand up straight.
	It's giving me pimps vibe.
	Yeah, I need hot.
	A cup.
	A cup is crazy.
	A fun cone.
	Maybe a fun cone.
	A fun cone.
	- Oh shit. - This one looks like a hammer or so.
	- Fuck that nigga, bitch, throw the play. - Beat the fuck outta her.
	- And it is a hammer, look at it.
	- That shit look like a her.
	- That shit looks like a hammer.
	- Bro, she a pimp and they slip back.
	- Yeah.
	- Go on, bitch.
	- All right.
	- Three business days.
	- She pretty like.
	- Oh my God.
	- Yo, fuck. - That's what she says on camera, but she be beating the shit out of the girls in the ranch. - -Purkle!
	Falcon!
	Punch!
	I made a thousand of past dollars.
	What'd you do?
	You need to hop, buddy?
	Yeah.
	Make more money, bitch.
	Look at a cane, bitch.
	It's crazy.
	It's my cane.
	Nobody can save you.
	It's legal in Nevada.
	It's my cane.
	Mr.
	Franklin's a little lonely here.
	Oh man.
	Alright.
	We're having a little bit too much fun with this.
	Alright, what about you?
	What's your name?
	Okay, so I'm Bree Wordtrap.
	Brie or Trap?
	Brie or Trap, yeah.
	Trap what?
	I do hair and makeup and also OnlyFans on Twitter, so I'm Trap the stylist.
	She ain't telling us Twitter, man.
	Or Trap the ninja.
	Do you trap the dudes?
	No!
	No.
	Are you sure?
	No.
	We're a little sensitive to that.
	You got trapped?
	I did.
	From a guy?
	Yeah.
	How did it make you feel?
	I wanted to cry my whole life.
	I'm sorry.
	How did he trap you though?
	I got pregnant.
	- Oh. - Yeah. - They actually got quiet. - I'm sorry. - Please, please, please, please. - Hey. - Please, please. - I think it said to me to say, no comment.
	Where was he from?
	Just out of curiosity.
	He's Haitian.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm okay.
	He was Haitian.
	Okay, okay.
	He didn't go back.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	How old are you trapped?
	I'm 20.
	Where are you from?
	I was born in New York but I'm raised in Miami.
	So you're from Miami though?
	Okay, what do you do?
	You said you do four?
	I do a lot of things.
	Like, I'm a dancer, I do hair, I do makeup, Twitter, OF. You're a hustler?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so you dance, OF, what was the other thing you did?
	I do hair, I do makeup, Twitter, OnlyFans.
	Graphic designs, too.
	That's a unique assortment of things.
	Right?
	I had to be a guest.
	She's useful.
	Did you imagine?
	She dancing and then she grinds us a nigga and he's like, yo man, I really need a website.
	I need a logo.
	I got you, bro.
	I got y'all.
	You too.
	All right, daddy, what you want?
	Oh man.
	Highest education level completed?
	High school.
	Okay, I thought she was going to say school of hard knocks or something.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	You're scarred after that last experience.
	Okay.
	How long ago was that when you got trapped?
	My daughter's like a year now.
	She's a year old.
	Oh, so you went through it?
	Yeah.
	You got trapped for real?
	Unfortunately, it was too late to have an abortion.
	Oh, shit.
	Wait, how'd you...
	Okay, so I found out...
	After I left my baby father.
	Two months after.
	Two months.
	I was five months pregnant.
	I would have been hurt.
	I didn't have no stomach.
	I didn't have no symptoms.
	My whole pregnancy was great.
	You ain't missed a period.
	My period was irregular already because I do birth control.
	Wait, you on birth control?
	You still got pregnant?
	Listen.
	Damn!
	That's crazy.
	Let's talk about it.
	That's crazy.
	What birth control you had?
	I was taking a shot.
	That's why.
	That's the worst shot.
	That's the worst birth control.
	Wait, what's your ethnic background?
	I'm Hispanic, fully Hispanic.
	Where from?
	Exactly.
	I'm Puerto Rican, Honduran, Panamanian.
	Yeah, you can't make this shit up there.
	Puerto Rican, bro.
	Hey, man, I'm just saying, bro.
	Why do all these stereotypes?
	But I wasn't raised by my Puerto Rican family.
	I don't know that man.
	No, no, no.
	You still got the Puerto Rican blood.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Puerto Ricans have a tendency to really, like, you know, have kids.
	I'm Nika and Honduran and Panamanian.
	That's a lot.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yo, that shit crazy.
	Yo, all the stereotypes were fulfilled, man.
	Every single time.
	So, five months you didn't know you was pregnant.
	Did you drink or smoke?
	First of all, I was lit, okay?
	Let's just say that.
	I don't know how.
	But that's not my fault because she didn't know.
	Yeah, I didn't know.
	After I found out, I took shit serious.
	There's a lot of people who don't know they're pregnant.
	Like, I have family members that had periods and stuff like that, you know?
	I was.
	Like, honestly, I was.
	And thankfully, your baby was okay?
	Yeah, my baby was healthy.
	Well, hold on.
	She's only 20.
	So, yeah.
	I mean, if she was 30, though.
	Yeah.
	It's a different story.
	Maybe he just made it.
	I'm just saying.
	I didn't get to talk shit about Fresh.
	I mean, his mom had him at what?
	Like 40?
	Yeah, 40, bro.
	Yeah, 40, bro.
	Your mom was 40 when she had you?
	So we're 20 years apart.
	My sister, myself, and my mom.
	Wow.
	My little sister is six.
	I'm 31.
	Sister's 51.
	Really?
	Mother's 71.
	Oh, wow.
	My mom may have been a kid.
	I mean, hey, man.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	Your ailments?
	Oh yeah, I'm...
	I'm special.
	Very special.
	Not bad.
	How special?
	Myron?
	Myron?
	He's very special.
	Alright, are your parents still together?
	They were never together.
	Yo, Marge.
	Yo, chat's like, that makes sense.
	Damn, that's my part.
	Uncle is live, bro.
	Uncle is live right now.
	Yeah, I know.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's review now, man.
	Makes sense.
	Birth control?
	Yeah.
	Now.
	Of course.
	Are you on the shot still?
	Are you still on the shot?
	You're stupid.
	I am, right?
	You're dumb.
	It's just I can't do the pills because I'm going to forget.
	Get the one in your arm.
	That's the one that's like...
	The IUD? Not the IUD. That's the one that's in your pussy.
	The one that's in your arm.
	Isn't that like the implant, right?
	The implant, yes.
	That's the best one.
	I'm telling you.
	Yeah, because it lasts longer.
	I've been on that since I was like...
	What the fuck?
	I've never had an abortion, never had none of that shit.
	Stuck in her arm?
	Like she was trying to get it out, like the doctors and stuff, and it got stuck.
	Maybe she had it too long, I don't know.
	I've had mine taken out and put back in.
	Like, I love it.
	You forget.
	I'd be forgetting I'm on birth control.
	No, but that's good, because you don't even got to chirp about it.
	You don't got to do shit.
	And I don't want to ride in my pussy.
	But don't you, like, bleed, like, randomly?
	So, when I first had it, I never had it.
	I went, like, two years without a period.
	And then after, like, you know, I had a kid and stuff like that, when I got put back on it, that's when I started having my period again.
	Okay.
	So I have regular periods and stuff like that.
	But I'm on birth control, and I won't get pregnant.
	So it works out?
	I won't get pregnant.
	I know one girl, she was on her period for, like, six months straight.
	Yeah.
	I'd rather get a period for six months straight than have to carry a baby for nine months and then be stuck with somebody.
	You feel me?
	So either way, shit, let me bleed.
	The fuck?
	I still get fucked, bled or not.
	You feel me?
	I've got you in my sights Give me a black towel.
	Mo does more than Red Red Red.
	Yo, he eats it.
	That's crazy.
	I think I have some robotic.
	I'm talking about this.
	Baby Thursday.
	I had some nasty shit though.
	I ain't gonna hold you so.
	Yeah, please don't.
	How do you go six months?
	I just want to let the guys kind of hear a female conversation when the girls are just talking uninterrupted.
	Yeah, they be talking about some crazy shit, man.
	How about y'all?
	Because y'all be doing the shit.
	Y'all be doing the shit.
	Do what?
	Do what?
	What do we do?
	We talk about red lights and stuff like that.
	She needs periods and stuff.
	Yeah.
	And that ketchup fuckers he's talking about.
	They don't want to talk about it because they know.
	No, we don't do that shit, bro.
	You can run lights, but like, nigga, you can't eat the lights, though.
	You can't eat the lights.
	That shit crazy.
	Yeah, man.
	Why do you move on to the chair like that, bro?
	laughter laughter You can't play it.
	Play Comcast.
	Why do you want me to chill like that, bro?
	Alright.
	Interesting.
	Yeah, guys, so it's Friday, man, so we're going to go ahead and read your chats, man.
	Shout out to all y'all.
	What's going on?
	What's going on?
	Yeah, bro.
	How do you have your period for six months though?
	That's crazy.
	I would go to a doctor.
	I've never had that period that long.
	I would have went to a doctor.
	I'm not bleeding that long.
	That's crazy.
	It's an imbalance though.
	What birth control causes a chemical imbalance in the body.
	It's real different within some people.
	Some people might have some for six months, a year, not at all.
	Does that mean you're bleeding for three months straight?
	- It's not like slotting, it's not like full on. - It's not like slotting, but then you have like PMS and you have all these like, I didn't like.
	It's not fun.
	That's when you need a different birth control.
	Definitely fucked up, y'all.
	Alright, so we'll read some of the girls' questions first.
	And then, guys, it's Friday, so it's a Porter Question Friday.
	So get your chats in, guys, and we'll go ahead and read them on air.
	And if you've got any questions for the girls, now you guys know them a little bit better, so I'm sure you guys are going to have a bunch of questions.
	We've got a diverse panel today.
	We've got Slipknot.
	We've got Poland in the house.
	We got a girl that beats girls up for a living and just a couple dancers.
	So yeah, man, interesting.
	We got a girl from China in the house, kind of, somewhat.
	So, can you bring me...
	Oh.
	What was it like?
	I'm a Chinese person.
	Yeah, what was it like being black in China?
	Did everyone take pictures with you?
	If you go outside, yeah, no, because they call you Beyonce, they call you Rihanna.
	They call you Beyonce, they call you Rihanna.
	You just want to go and just live your life and then people try to take a picture with you.
	I was going to say.
	Even when you don't want a photo.
	Yeah.
	And it's like constantly, no matter what you do, everyone's just like, Beyonce, Beyonce.
	I'm like, I look nothing like her.
	I heard they take photos of you all the time.
	Regardless.
	Yeah, and I'm like, just ask.
	Wait, can you be Beyonce?
	Beyonce, any black celebrity, they're going to call you that.
	Yeah.
	My mom was Michelle Obama.
	I heard that they love money.
	I don't know.
	It's an interesting experience.
	Guys, keep in mind, if you go to any places like Japan, China, etc., and you're a foreigner and you look exotic, they're going to take pictures.
	India, too, is like this.
	So they don't have...
	There's no such thing as melting pot.
	You might be the first time they've ever seen a black person or someone that's different.
	They're going to be really evasive and ask you for pictures.
	Or just take it.
	It's a different thing.
	I don't think there's any malice behind it.
	No, no, no.
	They just never see it.
	They never see it.
	Okay, so we have some questions for the ladies, actually, we can go through.
	Yeah.
	Quite some funny ones here.
	Yeah, and you guys don't have to say if it's your question or not, but if you want to, you can.
	What's the freakiest thing a female did to you that made you uncomfortable?
	I think that was for the men.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll answer it.
	Chris, nigga, go ahead.
	Yeah, Chris, go ahead.
	To me?
	I mean, not really.
	I'm straightforward, so anything freaky?
	No, no, no.
	Freakiest thing she's ever done to you.
	That's uncomfortable for you.
	That was uncomfortable.
	Or even attempted.
	Yeah, attempted.
	Shit, I don't know, really, because I keep things...
	To me?
	No, not really.
	I mean, just don't put any...
	I mean, don't put any figures near my butthole, man.
	What about her mouth?
	I'm not saying I would, I'm just asking.
	I'm fine.
	It's one-way traffic, bro.
	Okay, you don't want her to lick your gooch or nothing?
	No pegging.
	Is the gooch the same as ass?
	No, the gooch is in the middle.
	I'm just saying, the gooch and the ass is not the same thing.
	Do y'all treat it as the same, though?
	Because if you put the whole mouth, the whole balls in your mouth, like, your tongue's gonna touch the gooch, regardless.
	You feel me?
	So it's like, they can sit there and say, oh, don't touch my gooch.
	Nah.
	Nah.
	If I'm sitting in your balls and my tongue raises across your gooch, you're gonna be okay with it.
	I can't.
	You can skip me.
	I don't want to put Mario through this again.
	Mario, you don't need to go through this again.
	Sorry, man.
	Go ahead, bro.
	Alright.
	It's basically what they were alluding to.
	I basically found out she was on her time of the month because I tasted it.
	She didn't even tell you.
	That's trifling.
	She is trifling as fuck.
	She is like shit.
	She was like, wait, hold on.
	Nothing.
	Good job.
	You gave it to himself.
	All right.
	What about you, Fresh?
	I had a girl try to suck my toes.
	I got ticklish feet, so that's...
	That was your excuse?
	My feet are ticklish?
	Not just a no nigga?
	Bruh.
	I almost kicked the face off, bruh.
	Damn.
	You almost kicked the face off?
	No homo, bruh.
	Yeah, okay.
	Interesting.
	Alright, Myron.
	No diddy.
	Wow.
	Take that, take that, take that.
	We don't know the status.
	He might be innocent.
	He might be guilty.
	Who knows?
	But we don't know right now.
	He guilty.
	Damn, man.
	Ouch.
	I need to see evidence.
	It is questionable.
	But what I will say is, you know, girls, you know, the butt stuff, they try.
	And I'm like, no, thank you.
	Who is trying?
	Yeah.
	And I don't...
	I don't like getting my balls touched, man.
	I don't like it.
	You know what's funny?
	I don't like it, bro.
	Really?
	I don't know what it is, but it tickles me.
	So I'm like, you're stupid.
	I would die laughing when somebody started laughing.
	I don't like it, bro.
	Girls like trying to be silent.
	Don't touch the bro.
	I heard two different perspectives.
	I heard some dudes say, y'all don't feel anything at all.
	And then some dudes say, like, it feels so good.
	So, like.
	Yeah.
	What does it give me?
	Is it sensitive?
	Everybody's different.
	Yeah.
	But I personally don't like them being touched.
	Okay.
	I don't like it because it's sensitive and then she can do one wrong thing with her thumb.
	Nah, man.
	I'm good, man.
	Yeah, no, no, yeah.
	I don't like girls touching my balls.
	Yeah, especially when they're like sucking it and they put teeth in.
	Like, ugh.
	Hey.
	You're so sensitive, man.
	I'm so sensitive, bro.
	So, nah, man.
	I'm good.
	Okay.
	No, no, you.
	I said it.
	What?
	The balls.
	No, you copy me.
	Fresh as balls.
	That was me.
	Fresh as balls.
	No, man.
	You got to come unique, man.
	That is it, bro.
	No, you got to say your own thing.
	I just said it.
	Say something else, man.
	You said two.
	Come something unique, man.
	No, you said two.
	I said balls.
	You ever had a girl try to lift your leg up to try to go down?
	Lift her leg up is crazy.
	But, like, literally, what's a masculine way to get your ass out?
	What is a masculine way to get your ass out?
	No.
	I don't do that shit because I feel like if you want me to do that to you, you fruity as hell.
	To me, I wouldn't do it because that's just not me and there's no masculine way to do it.
	Either you're going to have to have both your legs up.
	There's no masculine way for you to get your ass in.
	We have a friend, Abba, that knows about that.
	I don't know who you're talking about.
	I'm not a fan of anything.
	I don't know how I do it.
	That's disgusting, bro.
	I would never do it.
	I don't want it done on me.
	It's fucking weird.
	Oh, she put her name on this.
	Elsa Violet.
	It is her profession.
	For her, this is educational.
	What aspects of masculinity are the most important, according to your philosophy, and how do you embody them in your daily life?
	Oh, never mind.
	Oh, shit.
	Had nothing to do with sex, okay.
	Fair enough.
	I'm an intellectual, too.
	Yes.
	Are you a saposexual?
	You know what?
	Actually, like, yeah.
	Well, no, I would like to say...
	I would consider myself pretty much asexual overall, which is why my job is kind of easy for me, because I can kind of tap out and not get in my head emotional.
	I can treat it as a business, which is what it is.
	Well, I will say this, she's not a retard because she spelled everything here perfectly and she actually used commas too.
	Y'all should see, when we read this, I'll be like, what the fuck did this girl write?
	She used commas and proper handwriting and everything.
	My mother was a teacher for 30 years, so she didn't put it into my...
	Did she teach English?
	She taught special education all different subjects, so English was one of my ideas.
	By the way, Myron's really smart.
	What the fuck?
	I'm just admiring that she's got a grammar on this.
	Bro, you know how many girls, like, when they write these questions, like, this is good, man.
	This is actually really good, proper grammar.
	Trust me, I don't know what this one is saying.
	Okay, so what aspects of masculinity are the most important according to your philosophy and how do you embody them in your daily life?
	Good question, go ahead.
	I would say being humble, having integrity, and at the same time, like, understanding that, like, just because you have, like, certain gifts in life or certain benefits doesn't mean that you're actually, like, better than anybody else.
	So just being humble, for the most part, I would say is the most thing I would say.
	I'll say the most important, damn.
	I think loyalty and integrity are very important.
	Sticking by those that stick by you.
	And then being competitive too.
	If you're not competitive, that's not going to keep you motivated.
	If you're not motivated, obviously you're not going to do anything.
	And obviously a big component of masculinity is being productive.
	You have to provide value as a man.
	If you don't, then you're effectively useless.
	Not to sound like an asshole or whatever, but the only people that can be useless and get by in life are attractive females.
	As a dude, you can't do that shit.
	So I think those are some of the most important things.
	And daily though, in daily life, yeah.
	Being loyal to those that are loyal to you and being competitive because that's going to keep you driven.
	Because you're always thinking, oh, I'm going to beat my competition.
	That's good.
	And then training as well, going to the gym.
	But that's a part of being competitive.
	Staying in shape.
	Can't be a slob.
	All right?
	Yeah.
	Okay, this one, I don't know what you're saying, so I'm going to skip that one.
	How do you feel about 50-50, a topic that's been going around?
	50-50.
	50-50.
	I think I can answer for all of us on this one.
	We don't believe in 50-50 over here.
	I think men should be leaders.
	And I think men should pay the majority of the bills.
	I don't think women should work.
	I think if they do work, it should be from an elective standpoint.
	You know, they want to do some work from home or something like that or something small.
	Cool, run a little business.
	But I think the kids come first in the family.
	But as far as her chasing a career and I gotta go get a bag and all that stuff, I think that's nonsense.
	I think that sets women up for perpetual sadness because I don't think women derive the same pleasure from chasing success and making income and increasing their status that men do.
	Women a lot of the times derive pleasure from being around people that they love, being around family, being around friends.
	They're more social creatures than we are.
	They're not able to dig in and really grind to the same degree that men are.
	You guys just aren't built for it.
	So I think women should not...
	I think men need to be the providers and women work electively.
	Men work mandatorily, women work electively.
	You're smart.
	But with that said though, obviously not every girl deserves that.
	It's got to be your main chick.
	You can't just like...
	As a girl, you're not going to sit there and fuck any guy.
	You're going to pick the guy that It does it for you to some degree, right?
	Like, same thing with men.
	Like, you're not gonna commit to any girl.
	You're gonna commit to a girl that meets your requirements and is able to become an asset to you versus being a liability, right?
	And like, obviously, you know, you have your trials and tribulations, you figure out girls, you date some girls, you figure out some are good at this, some are bad at this, some blah, blah, blah.
	And you figure out, okay, she's fucking useless, et cetera.
	And I think it's very important that you like vet girls for a period of time.
	But yeah, I think obviously if she fills your requirements, then yeah, you should be the provider if she's your main girl.
	Or your wife.
	Vice versa.
	Vice versa?
	What do you mean by that?
	Like, it's the same.
	It's the same with women.
	Like, they're not gonna...
	Submit to you if you're not...
	Oh, I see what you mean.
	Yeah, like...
	Okay, I see what you mean.
	Yeah.
	Okay, all right.
	Next one?
	I got some crazy shit in this now.
	Yeah, okay.
	You have to read it?
	I got it.
	Okay.
	What is the best advice to safely ask intimacy from...
	Okay, see, this is a terrible hand, right?
	I gotta roast you.
	Intimacy from...
	Is that you?
	Ask for...
	I thought you'd know it was me!
	- Your reaction was like, "Oh, he got me." - I'm sorry, I didn't-- - I'm gonna read this verbatim for y'all what it says here. - I have really bad handwriting. - No, it was just bad everything.
	What is the best advice to safely ask intimacy from ask for a woman should I text her first asking? - What the fuck?
	I was rushed.
	I think as a female, and I've kind of noticed this from talking with a lot of bisexual girls, because we've had a lot of bisexual girls and lesbian girls come on the show, you know, contrary to what we want.
	So we'll find out after.
	But what I've noticed with women, and you guys, anyone here bisexual, by the way?
	I am.
	I mean, I like women, but I'll never be one.
	Perfect.
	So correct me if I'm wrong here.
	What I've noticed with women is they're able to be way more direct and forward when they deal with other women.
	Oh, you're pretty.
	We should go on sometime.
	I like you like that.
	It's easier for a girl.
	Yeah, and you guys can do that.
	It's easier to initiate it with other females.
	Yeah, for sure.
	Like, y'all can do that with each other versus, like, as a guy...
	To be that direct, you got to really have confidence.
	You really got to have your shit together.
	But as women, y'all can really...
	You can just really say it without being scared.
	You can just be like, oh, I think you're watching.
	No, bitches be fake gay and shit like that.
	Come on.
	Come on, I be having problems with bitches.
	I just like to get my pussy ate.
	I don't like to eat pussy.
	I'm like, bitch, you're not...
	You're not bisexual.
	You're just a whore that likes to be satisfied.
	It's a difference.
	God damn it.
	I'm just saying, I think that's disrespectful.
	You want me to eat your pussy, but you're not gonna eat my bitch?
	Bye.
	You're not gonna use me as a fucking rose, bitch.
	You know what's interesting?
	You know what's interesting though?
	I think a lot of girls that are bisexual would agree with her on that sentiment.
	But you know what's interesting?
	There's a bunch of simps out there that would gladly eat a girl's box and not getting anything in return.
	And I've always...
	I found it interesting how when girls are bisexual, they don't get finessed.
	Does that make sense?
	They're gonna split the bill.
	They're not gonna get used.
	If they feel like there's some bullshit, they'll talk about it or just cut that girl off.
	Whereas men, they'll get used by girls all day, but girls don't let other girls finesse them.
	them.
	Did you notice that?
	No, yeah.
	There's almost like when they know.
	Hell no.
	What?
	I'm the bitch.
	I'm the bitch.
	I'm the alpha bitch.
	You ain't gonna run gay mommy.
	You know why?
	They're putting themselves first.
	Most men put themselves last.
	I can't respect another woman.
	I just always thought that was very interesting.
	When girls go out on dates, they're okay with splitting it.
	They're okay with...
	How do I say this politely?
	I'm just going to say it.
	Y'all will accept mediocrity from a female, but you guys won't accept it from a man.
	I thought women have a lower standard than men.
	Women are easier to...
	I don't know.
	I just feel like I have a lower standard.
	Let me ask you this.
	Will you tolerate...
	A bad date with a female?
	Way more than you would with a guy?
	100%, yeah.
	Because we could be friends at the end of the day.
	Would you say that the guy has to do damn near everything perfect?
	Yes.
	Yes, for sure.
	Okay, when y'all say perfect...
	I'll explain.
	Does a guy have to pay for the date, be charming, be a good storyteller, be able to, I don't want to say entertain you, but be able to carry a conversation?
	Would you hold him to a higher standard than you would with a female?
	I get so bored with a guy so quickly, but I feel like with a girl, I can become her friend regardless.
	If the date doesn't go out good, I can be her bestie.
	But for the guy, I can just throw him to the trash.
	What if she's boring, though?
	What if she's boring?
	Girls can be boring, too.
	We still can be cool, gorgeous, whatever.
	But with a guy, I can't be his friend.
	I'd rather be a friend with a girl rather than a guy.
	I feel like it's a different understanding, though.
	No, no, no.
	Because, again, guys, we've told you guys on this podcast a million times, and y'all think I'm kidding around when I tell you that a girl will always hold you to a way higher standard than a guy.
	Let me ask you this, since this is an educational show for these guys.
	Would it be fair to say that if you want to date with a girl, right?
	And it's a bad date.
	You might look at it and be like, you know what?
	Maybe I was a little boring or maybe we just didn't click or whatever.
	You'll make excuses for why the boring date was bad with the girl.
	But if you go out with a guy and it sucks, it's the fucking guy's fault.
	Yeah, for sure.
	I don't know why that happens.
	I disagree.
	I mean, it depends on the date.
	I'm talking about the bisexual women here.
	The straight women, y'all don't count.
	So you guys agree that if it's a boring date and you go out with a guy, it's the guy's fault.
	But if you go on a boring date with a girl, it's like...
	Eh, it's alright.
	I like excuses.
	I like excuses.
	I'm like, alright, it's okay if the girl is boring or whatever.
	It's okay if she's a girl.
	I get it.
	But if it's a guy, I'm like, alright, kick you to the curb.
	Bye.
	You're over.
	At least she's keeping it real.
	You disagree.
	I highly disagree.
	For me, when I did have my dating profiles and everything, I wrote, I had it for both women and men, and I wrote, must be a provider, all the qualities that I would want, provider, whatever, I guess you could write traditional masculine traits, but I didn't use the word masculine, I just listed them all, provider, whatever.
	And And I wrote that knowing that both men and women will see that.
	And I expected both men and women to rise to that standard, like, regardless.
	Oh, so you didn't have to?
	So it didn't matter.
	Oh, yeah, too different.
	So the women that I dated, like, yeah, they paid for the dates, and they still, like, opened the doors and all that stuff.
	Did they dress, like, and behave like men, though?
	Yeah, no, I guess you could say traditional.
	They're more masculine?
	You dealt with, like, studs?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I don't do studs.
	I don't do studs.
	If I'm going to fuck with a bitch, it's going to be a bitch.
	I'm a girly girl.
	I can't do that.
	I don't know.
	I feel like it's completely different because you're going to fuck with a strap.
	So it's like, why be with plastic when you're going to be real?
	That's me as fuck.
	You know, a lot of studs don't like getting their pussy ate.
	It's just, like, weird.
	Like, you know, like, you might as well just fuck with a man if you're gonna fuck with a stud.
	And I'm not trying to come at you.
	I'm just saying, like, I never understood that.
	Like, I want, like, titties, a nice pussy.
	I was gonna ask, are you actually attracted to, like, Because if you're looking for, like, masculine traits, like, are you actually attracted to women?
	Yeah, no, I feel like there's a difference between, like, autonomy and energy, you know, and I'm attracted to the masculine energy, but the autonomy of a woman and a guy, that's the bisexual aspect of that, so, you know.
	Okay, so you like the masculine essence, and you don't care where it comes from.
	Exactly.
	Because you admire the female body as well.
	Exactly.
	Perfectly worth it.
	A stud female body.
	I don't date a stud.
	I can't date a stud.
	That's interesting.
	I've never heard that perspective, but that's fine.
	I'd be scared.
	Okay, so let me ask you this then.
	If you went out with, I mean this is a unique scenario, it's kind of nuanced.
	If you went out with a guy and a girl.
	Yes.
	You're telling me that you would hold the girl to the same standard.
	Like, would you accept a shitty date from a female to the same degree that you would go accept it from a guy?
	Like, they're saying, oh yeah, at least we can still be friends and blah, blah, blah.
	I would not be friends with, if I went on a date intentionally to date you and to go out with you and, you know, vet you and see if you were going to be a good partner and we're not compatible in any way, I would not be your friend.
	I'm not like, yeah.
	I feel like it's different for y'all because you like studs and they like...
	Yeah, see, I wouldn't.
	I guess that's the difference.
	I guess since you're looking for a masculine essence, that automatically means that there's a burning performance.
	Because a part of masculinity is what I said before, competitiveness.
	So you have to, which means if there's competitiveness, that means by definition, there's a burn in performance.
	You have to perform to some degree.
	But for you guys that like girls, it's like, okay.
	They just have to be and exist.
	I'm so thinking about my girls.
	It just depends on the situation.
	You would never be in a relationship with a girl?
	No, fuck bitches.
	Especially when I... No, for real.
	When I get married, I want a man that's cool with threesomes and stuff like that.
	I really do like women like that, but when it comes to...
	I know what I want out of a relationship, and I need a man.
	I need dick.
	You feel me?
	I get it.
	You feel me?
	A woman can't provide...
	Let's just keep it a thousand.
	Would it be fair to say...
	Who's the bisexual girls again here?
	Just so I can ask this question.
	Wayne, are you?
	No, hell no.
	I mean, I'll be honest with you.
	This bisexual thing is a very Western thing.
	Eastern European women don't fuck with that shit.
	What about you?
	No?
	No.
	In Poland or in Eastern Europe in general, are there many...
	I mean, when I was in Romania, that's like a nun.
	Remember, in Romania, none of these chicks are bisexual.
	They might do it for a guy, but they ain't going on dates with girls and shit.
	I mean, is it a thing in Eastern Europe?
	Are there bisexual women like that or no?
	I didn't met any, to be honest.
	Wow.
	I think there's also a stigma against homosexuals.
	What about you?
	Oh, me?
	I like the studs.
	But like she said, that's why I don't want to get in a relationship with a woman, because I know that I'd be wasting someone's time.
	But I've had fun.
	I've had in the past relationships where it was polyamorous, and there was a man, but he had multiple women, so that was...
	Oh, polygamy.
	Yeah, polygamous.
	And the girls were not studs in that case, but I've, you know, I've watched, was it Orange is the New Black?
	And I'm like, oh, wow.
	You know, kind of get a little excited, but I've been in this.
	Yeah.
	For the bisexual woman, and this is good because we actually can ask this.
	I'm testing out my theories right now.
	Yeah.
	Raise your hands real quick, the bisexual woman again.
	Okay.
	You already answered it.
	For you, let's say you have to pick between a man or a woman to spend the rest of your life with.
	Who would you prefer?
	Assuming both things are equal.
	Let's assume both of them are attractive.
	Both of them provide and meet your requirements.
	Which one would you go for?
	Probably a woman.
	A woman?
	Yeah, they're more beautiful to look at.
	Alright, what about you?
	You said you're bisexual, right?
	No.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I would probably pick a man.
	Why?
	Honestly, the sex is better.
	I think so.
	Do you think you would extract more value from a relationship being with a man than a woman?
	I mean, it depends who the man is.
	Physically, sexually, maybe the man.
	No, no, no.
	He said they're equal.
	From a protection standpoint, providing...
	Do you think you would derive more...
	I think I would derive from a man.
	From more value from a man?
	Yeah.
	What about who else?
	Me.
	Yeah, you two and then you, yeah.
	I would definitely be with the man at the end, but I would want him to have his fun and maybe we could all have fun together.
	It's more emotionally with a woman.
	More emotionally.
	I feel like men are not as emotional as women.
	Interesting.
	Okay, what about you?
	I'd choose a girl.
	You'd choose a girl?
	Yeah.
	Why?
	Remember, this is for the rest of your life.
	It's the understanding.
	Who are you married to?
	A girl.
	I'm really into poly, so it's like a girl, man.
	I like that.
	Do you even like niggas?
	Do I even like niggas?
	No.
	Emotional damage!
	No more Haitians?
	That was scarred.
	Was there someone trying to say something?
	Oh, I was going to ask you.
	In Eastern Europe, in Poland, so you didn't know any girls that were bisexual or were there even a lot of lesbian women like that or no?
	I don't met any.
	But I know the girls which they did this on just to maybe like...
	Make her man happy, right?
	It's because of her man.
	Right, right.
	I think another reason too why Eastern European women, like a lot of them aren't bisexual or whatever is also because like they're all like pretty feminine and they all kind of like look at it like, well, if I get with this girl, what value...
	Let me just be honest.
	Eastern European women are very pragmatic.
	Okay, how much money does he make?
	What's his status?
	Can he provide for me and my family?
	Etc.
	They don't play no fucking games.
	If you're a brokie, you're a fucking brokie.
	It's like, okay, I don't know if I'm interested.
	So they kind of know, I'm going to get with a woman that's not going to provide anything to me.
	Why the fuck am I doing this?
	If that makes sense.
	Not always, to be honest.
	My first ex was very broke.
	I was making more money and I support him.
	But what did he do for a living?
	He or me?
	He was in the military?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	What did you like about him then?
	He was like my type, the way how he looked.
	How old were you at the time?
	I was 19 when I met him.
	That was years ago.
	Two years ago.
	You said two years ago?
	That's funny.
	So wait, you were 19 and he was in the military.
	Would it be fair to say, okay, you were young, so he was attractive.
	That's different.
	So you weren't looking for money back then.
	But as you got older, your standards changed, obviously, right?
	Of course, yes.
	And is that why you broke up with him?
	Because he couldn't provide?
	No, no, no, no.
	Why?
	That was a different reason.
	He was cheating on me.
	He had a second relationship.
	No way!
	He can't afford it.
	No way!
	Were you making more money than him at the time?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Let's have fun with this.
	Let's say he was a millionaire and he had another girl.
	What if you left?
	Come on.
	Doesn't matter because my second ex-husband was a millionaire and they left him because money is not everything.
	My mental health is more important.
	Period.
	Oh, hold on, wait, wait, wait.
	So you're divorced?
	Almost.
	I'm on the process.
	Is he American or what is he?
	He's American.
	Do you have kids?
	No, zero.
	You know, I was going to ask how she stayed here.
	I was going to ask how she stayed here.
	So wait, wait, wait.
	Your first husband was British?
	Polish.
	First husband ex was Polish.
	Okay, in Poland.
	In Poland.
	Okay, how'd you end up in London then?
	So I broke up with him and I wanted to change something in my life.
	Yeah.
	Then I start to work in a restaurant and I met a girl who has friend in London who was going to open the salon beauty.
	And I just make decision in five minutes.
	I say, okay, I go.
	Nothing hold me in Poland.
	If only we could do that as men.
	Just go.
	Of course.
	I just bought my suitcase a few days later.
	So you worked at a hair salon.
	Pardon?
	You worked at a hair salon.
	And then did you meet your American husband there?
	No.
	So what's happened, end of like 2019, 2020, I travel myself.
	So I came to New York by myself without knowing no one.
	And I had friends from Poland who introduced me to two of his friends.
	So one of them was my ex-husband.
	Okay.
	And how long were you married to Em for?
	Two and a half years.
	Damn.
	She made it work for the green card.
	I didn't get my green card.
	You didn't get it?
	No, I broke up with him before interview, but I found a way to get my papers anyway.
	That's why she said, fuck this, I'm not...
	Do you want to remarry?
	Hell no.
	But she said, hell no!
	Did he get any alimony or anything?
	I supposed to get, but he don't pay, so now we are like...
	Goddamn.
	In the court.
	In the court.
	She's trying to collect though.
	So wait, what did he do for a living, this guy?
	So he has an e-commerce business.
	That's what I did in the past more than 30 years.
	I was wondering how you got into e-commerce.
	That makes sense.
	So you worked for him, and then...
	Okay, so you said he was cheating?
	How did you find out?
	I caught him in our apartment, because we live between two apartments, one in Brickell.
	In your home?
	Yes, in my home.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You said two apartments, one where?
	One in Brickell, here.
	Oh, okay, one in Miami, okay.
	And second in Hallendale Beach.
	Oh.
	Wait, didn't you have a spot in New York, though?
	No, no.
	So we live in New York from March 2020.
	I mean, I live in March with him.
	You met him in New York, but he lived out here.
	No, no.
	So he live in New York.
	Okay.
	I met him January 2020.
	Then March 2020, I moved to New York to live with him.
	Yeah.
	And then November 2020, we moved together to Miami.
	Gotcha.
	Okay.
	You guys were the New Yorkers that came down and fucked everything up.
	Yeah.
	Oh, that was terrible.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so then you moved with him down here, and then how'd you catch him, Tina?
	Like, you found a girl in the house?
	Yes, so he didn't expect me that night I will come.
	He called me, like the same night he called me, oh, would you like to come?
	We can watch movies together, whatever.
	I just say, no, I'm tired.
	And that was like, I said, okay, let's see what this guy doing.
	Are you tricking me now?
	Let's see what time it is and then how it is.
	Wait, hold on, hold on.
	So you suspected that he was cheating for you to do that then?
	Oh, yes.
	What made you suspect he was cheating?
	Disappearing for weekends, for nights, never pick up the phone when he left the apartment, answering after like five, ten hours.
	So, obviously, you know, we have like, we have a feeling.
	If is something wrong, that is for sure something wrong.
	Okay, and he told you that you were, he was monogamous and he was faithful and all that, right?
	Oh, hell yeah.
	I'm like, oh, I love you.
	She was just for to fuck her, you know?
	Yeah, right.
	That is woman's intuition.
	I was just about to say that.
	Yes.
	Interesting.
	Interesting.
	Most niggas cheat.
	Yeah, most guys are gonna cheat.
	Go to Rumble.
	Oh, should we?
	Oh, yeah.
	We have a super chat.
	All right.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Just watch Myron's Passion.
	What a great example of brotherhood.
	You got this fresh.
	The real supporters are with you.
	Fuck all the haters.
	Been a huge fan for a while.
	Thanks for all the advice that changed my life.
	Hey, man, we got you.
	Haters gonna hate, man.
	I wish I could show you what I have, bro, but I can't.
	But what?
	You're going to jail, bro.
	Yeah.
	Also, just think about TV. What's that?
	With that smash.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We get another one, though.
	So, we can still see there's just like a little line on the fucking side and shit.
	It kind of sucks.
	What else do we got here?
	I'll read a few more of these chats because we didn't get to read the chats yet, so they've been waiting for a bit.
	Okay.
	Mo Bibby?
	Is that what it says?
	Okay.
	We see through this.
	Please hear out the lawyer and don't say anything.
	That 304 will have it coming.
	We know already.
	And the ones that don't know will, after everything, WF9. I appreciate that, man.
	JBX says, ladies, what's the pettiest reason you rejected a guy that approached you?
	Or at least something that would definitely consider petty.
	That's a good one.
	Real quick.
	What's the pettiest reason you rejected a guy?
	It could be his breast stank.
	It could be his shoes didn't match his outfit.
	It could be you don't like the way he tied his shoelaces.
	The pettiest reason why you rejected a guy that came up to you.
	His teeth.
	What was wrong with them?
	I'm big on teeth.
	If you open your mouth and you're...
	Were they dirty?
	Were they crooked?
	Were they yellow?
	It was just messed up.
	Like, it was yellow, messed up, crooked.
	Okay.
	I mean, I wouldn't really say that's petty, but okay, fair enough.
	All right, what about you?
	When I was 18, well, I went on a date with this guy who's, like, at a dentist's office, and it seems cool.
	We went to a party with one of my girlfriends, and...
	You met him at a dentist's office?
	Yeah, I met him at the dentist's office I was going to.
	He was, like, the dentist's relative or something.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, and I just liked him and I wanted to go on a date with him.
	And I was like, okay, this is cool.
	So we go to this house party and he was a little bit older than me.
	And I just remember I was like, I felt guilty about it for years and I apologized to him, but I didn't want to be with him.
	But what happened was, is we were going down a hill and he was like, can I give you a piggyback ride?
	And he was a shorter guy, but I still liked him.
	I was 100 pounds, or like 98 at the time, and I just remember I got on him and he fell over.
	And he was like, I can't.
	That's embarrassing.
	He said, I can't hold you.
	And I was like, and I was like 98 pounds.
	And I just, after that, I was like, what happens if I fall over?
	This guy's not going to be able to help me.
	Wow.
	And so I was just so like...
	I guess then I was...
	Turned off by it.
	Yeah, and I didn't want to be because that's like a physical attribute, but I was.
	And then I, you know, didn't...
	Biology, you can't fight it.
	Yeah, I didn't talk to him anymore.
	And then he said, you stop talking to me.
	And I said, I'm really sorry.
	I just, you know, I didn't think...
	I was 18, so I didn't know how to...
	I'm really glad that you told that story because I think people think that you know women are perfect creatures that you know they love you because of emotion and because of personality but the reality is and they done like I'll never forget this this woman went on Joe Rogan one time and she said that she watched her boyfriend who's a professional UFC fighter can beat up 99% of guys but she watched him lose a fight and she never looked at him the same yeah and I don't think I think men Like,
	gravely underestimate that women are human beings and they have a biological response to safety and security.
	And if they see you cry in front of them, if they see you get beat up in front of them, if they see certain things, it makes them lose respect for you to a degree that a lot of the times is...
	Unfixable.
	Would it be fair to say that once he dropped you, you said, this ain't the guy.
	Fuck this shit.
	My friend looked at me, and I looked at her, and we almost fell.
	I fell to my knees, and I was just like, this guy, if I was ever in danger, he could do nothing at all.
	I don't know.
	And so I tried to put it past me, and it just wouldn't go past me.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And I think a lot of guys need to, like, this is why it's so important to go to the gym.
	Like, if you try to pick up a girl and you drop her or some shit like that, like, bro, she's going to remember that shit.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	And a big thing, because it's funny, right?
	Like, you know, one of the things I do is, like, I'll pick a chick up, right?
	And a lot of times they'll say, oh, no, I'm so heavy.
	Don't do it.
	Ha, ha, ha.
	But you know why she says that?
	She says that because she likes you and she doesn't want to lose attraction for you if you fucking drop her ass.
	Like that's a big reason why girls will say that because they're like...
	And also because they don't want to be ashamed if you do actually drop them because that means they're too big.
	And I was 98, so I was like, yeah, like what?
	But rule of thumb, guys, don't try to pick a girl up if you can't pick her up, man.
	Go to the fucking gym.
	Good lesson for the guys out there that are watching.
	You guys, there's a lot of RP gems in this fucking episode, man.
	I hope y'all are paying attention.
	What about you?
	Pettiest reason why you've stopped talking to a guy or when a guy tried to approach you or something like that?
	Honestly, if I'm not attracted to you, if I'm not attracted to you, I'm just not going to give you the time of day.
	If you're ugly and I see you and I look at you and I'm like, ew, just don't talk to me, I'm just going to give you a look like, get the fuck away from me.
	Like, don't...
	What was the pettiest reason you've rejected a guy, then?
	I mean, just the way they look.
	Like, if they just look pathetic, like...
	Tell me what's a deal-breaker, then, from looks, because that's a very broad thing.
	Like, every girl has a different look.
	I mean, you could just tell, like, the time they come up to you, they just, like, look, like, pathetic.
	Like, I'm just saying that they look pathetic, but they just, like, walk up to you, and they're just, like...
	They don't say anything, they just, like, come up to you, and they're just, like...
	I'm like, no, you have to do better than that.
	Okay, so it's not the looks, it's the way they approach you then.
	The way they approach you and the looks.
	Okay, so both.
	Both, exactly.
	If you come up shy, if you come up shy, we're like, hey, you're just quiet, you're so beautiful.
	I'm going to be like...
	You need some confidence.
	You need confidence, exactly.
	Come up to me and show me you care and show me you have confidence about you.
	Otherwise, I'm just going to be like, get the fuck away from me.
	Don't talk to me.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	Hey, let's go to space.
	How's it going?
	Hot topic, okay?
	When I go to space, I go to dance.
	I'm not really there for men.
	I just get annoyed when they come up to me.
	I'm here to dance.
	That place is a sausage fest, too.
	There's always a bunch of dudes in there.
	It's a good time.
	You should go.
	For girls.
	I don't do drugs, though.
	You have a bad time if you don't do drugs.
	We don't do drugs.
	I've been to space a few times back in 2018, 2019.
	Trash, bro.
	There's always a bunch of dudes.
	It's shitty ass EDM music.
	Sucks.
	It fucking sucks.
	Yeah, but it's trash EDM. Shitty.
	Shitty ass music.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	What's the pettiest reason you've...
	The pettiest reason I haven't talked to a dude.
	Based on his approach, he had a corny-ass pickup line.
	I can't remember exactly what it was, but I remember telling my friend, like, this nigga just said this to me.
	I'm not talking to him.
	Was he black?
	I can't remember what he said, but the pettiest reason I stopped talking to someone because the first time, well, not the first time, probably the second time we linked up, He just was tickling me randomly, and it was weird.
	It was childish.
	Why are you being childish?
	You know what's funny?
	You like tickling?
	You don't like him.
	Niggas be corny.
	Nah, bro.
	I don't like being tickled at all.
	I don't like being tickled at all.
	Take notes, man.
	Real talk, this is actually some good shit for y'all.
	Why are you tickling serial killer shit?
	What about you?
	You're weird.
	So, I reject men if I don't feel connection, vibes.
	Vibes cartel!
	Very important.
	Can you describe vibes?
	Because women like to throw that term a lot, so please be descriptive because a lot of men don't know what the vibe is.
	Okay, vibe.
	For example, we go out and I have a glass of wine, so if he don't drink, then I feel a little weird.
	Something wrong with him, he has something to hide because he don't drink.
	Things like that.
	For example, I like to play volleyball and he likes to...
	That's fine.
	He don't need to do everything, what I'm doing, but at least some of the things let's do together.
	Let's have the same...
	So very interesting that you say that.
	And I know some guys in the chat might be offended when she said that, but the reality is if you go out with a girl and you say, I don't drink...
	She's not gonna give a fuck that you're training for the gym.
	She's not gonna give a fuck that you're a bodybuilder.
	She's not gonna give a fuck that you're really motivated and make money and shit like that.
	Girls think, oh, you're probably a former alcoholic.
	You probably are violent when you drink.
	The thing is that there's a lot of guys that don't drink because they just want to be successful and they're trying to avoid it because it fucks.
	The other thing, too, I think women don't get is that for men, we have to be successful.
	We have to fucking get it.
	If we don't, we fail.
	Matter of fact, let me make this fun for the girls.
	Let me make this fun for the girls.
	How about this?
	Let's say we're going to go into a dream scenario for the girls.
	Just so I can really touch on this, I'm going to bring it back.
	Let's say I told you, I want you to go, I'm inviting you to this party.
	There's going to be the most attractive men there, multi-millionaires, successful guys, attractive guys, athletes, like the top-tier men, right?
	Charming, good-looking, etc.
	Fucking top-tier guys, right?
	But, you can't go dressed up with makeup.
	Right?
	You have to go in sweatpants, no makeup, sneakers, and a hoodie.
	No, hold on.
	Yeah, okay.
	I see what you're saying.
	Me as fuck.
	But, all the other girls that are gonna go there are gonna be dressed up, probably have surgery, the most attractive women in Miami, right?
	Do you honestly think you're gonna stand a chance?
	No.
	I'm fine.
	I mean...
	Come on, man.
	Let's be honest here.
	No makeup, no nothing.
	You're gonna go there and fucking sweatpants and a hoodie on.
	Yeah, I'm funny.
	It's not funny.
	It's my personality.
	I mean, I'm funny.
	It's about the vibes.
	It's about energy.
	You gotta be worried about the world.
	It's about the energy.
	Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good example.
	But you think, so you think you're gonna, you'll compete because you're funny?
	Well, I don't know.
	I just have a high self-esteem, so I feel good.
	I gotta counter for that.
	What about you?
	Probably not.
	When I look my best, I feel my best, and I probably won't show up as my best.
	Do you think you're going to be able to compete with those girls there?
	The panic of the day, yeah.
	If I will sleep good, have coffee, yes.
	What about you?
	I'm just staying home.
	Don't be worried about it.
	What about you?
	I think so.
	I think I'm funny, and I have a good personality, and that's all that matters.
	Okay, interesting.
	I'm sorry.
	What about you?
	If I wore maybe Lululemon, I'd feel a little more confident, but I would want to be wearing like...
	No, baggy sweatpants.
	You rock you too, man.
	Oh, I would think that they would think I was someone that was cleaning the place with the kids.
	Like, I would want my own little style going on, so I would need my dress.
	Alright, what about you?
	Yeah.
	You think you'll be able to compete realistically?
	I really feel like it's all about the vibes.
	Like, a bad bitch could be lame as fuck.
	Yeah, it's the vibes cartel.
	She could be, yeah, you feel me?
	It could be the vibes too, but at the same time...
	It's all about the image though, yeah.
	Can I ask you a question though?
	Because I answered it differently.
	So, strip clothes, right?
	You go there and all the bitches are just dolled up and shit like that.
	You gonna throw your money on the bitch that don't look the best?
	No, of course not.
	Exactly, what are y'all talking about right now?
	Thank you for making it practical.
	I say that, right?
	And the reason why I say that is you guys not wearing makeup and going to that party, that's like us drinking alcohol and trying to be productive.
	Does that make sense?
	So you not wearing makeup and going to the party and competing for the top tier guys is like me drinking alcohol, partying, When I'm trying to get it as a man, it's an inhibitor for me to be my best.
	You guys know your makeup, the way you dress, how you carry yourself, your looks is your main market value, correct?
	It's how you attract men.
	Well, for us, our ability to attract women is based on our status and our earning potential, right?
	Our looks and everything like that come in after the fact, right?
	But at the end of the day, we have to have our status and our shit together for the women to even give a fuck.
	Right?
	So, for example, you said, I'm funny.
	I got a personality.
	What'd you say?
	You're a vibe?
	I am.
	Okay.
	What if I fucking was a homeless guy?
	There's a bunch of homeless guys that got a vibe.
	There's a bunch of homeless guys that are fucking funny, too.
	Are you going to go out on a date with me?
	Are you?
	Are you funny?
	Oh, yeah.
	Now vibe doesn't fucking matter, does it?
	No.
	What if I drink coffee?
	And I was ready, but I'm homeless and I broke you.
	Would you go on a date with me?
	No.
	Coffee ain't saving nothing.
	So, my point I'm trying to make, ladies, is that...
	And I see your point.
	A guy that doesn't drink is weird.
	Well...
	Drinking for me, or drinking for a lot of guys that are really motivated to be successful, is like going to a top-tier party as a girl, without makeup, without any extensions, nothing looking like shit.
	Same thing for alcohol, because alcohol hurts your ability to acquire resources, acquire status, which in turn hurts your sexual market value.
	Does that make sense?
	It's the equivalent, I would say.
	But I didn't say you have to drink two bottles of wine, right?
	Of course, of course.
	Just like one glass, that's it.
	She wants a social drinker.
	Of course, of course.
	But the thing is, is that Social drinking easily can turn into binge drinking.
	Because here's the thing.
	Keyword is social.
	So if you're doing it socially, the people that you're with dictate how much you drink a lot of the times.
	Okay, I'm not going to lie.
	I feel you on that because once I have me one drink, I'll be ready to keep going.
	And that can turn into a bad night.
	So I feel what you're saying.
	Yeah, I agree.
	You be fighting?
	Mm-mm.
	Okay.
	I agree.
	There was this one client who drank with me, and he always seemed to be fine, but one night he drank a little too much, and I was with him, and he was walking around asking every girl if they were a working girl.
	Any girl he saw.
	Oh, shit.
	And I was like, this is so embarrassing.
	He's one of those guys.
	Oh, yeah, and I never saw him again.
	I was just like, because the girls were like, what?
	And he's like, how much for...
	And he was asking all the girls on the strip of Los Angeles.
	How much?
	How much?
	I was just like, I was mortified.
	I was standing next to him.
	There's a girlfriend.
	No games.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	We'll switch over to Romo right now, guys, by the way.
	But no, I see your perspective, too.
	And for the audience just to learn, guys, a lot of times, I hate to say it, just order a fucking, what the hell do they call it?
	Aperol Spritz?
	No.
	There's a drink that you can order that doesn't have booze in it.
	Mocktail.
	But then she's gonna know, like, why don't you drink alcohol still?
	No, no, you gotta order without her knowing there's a mocktail.
	That's the point.
	You can get a salsa.
	Yo, no vodka.
	Some shit like that.
	Because it's true, a lot of girls will judge you and think like you're on some weirdo time.
	I think for them it's more like, if she drinks and you don't drink, it's like you're taking advantage.
	It's kind of weird.
	I still tell girls I don't drink like that, right?
	Or maybe I'll have like one high noon or some shit like that, right?
	High noon.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It used to be White Claws, but that's kind of lame.
	Maybe one.
	But in general, like, yeah, a lot of times I'll just be like, I don't drink.
	And then, whoa, tell me about that.
	I'm like, bro, no focus.
	Hey, man, tonight I need a drink, bro.
	I know, you do.
	Okay, so sorry.
	The vibe.
	You were describing the vibe.
	Before I went into that whole...
	Yes, and then the last thing is sense of humor.
	If he's too serious, there is no way I will see this person a second time.
	Because he likes to laugh.
	Okay.
	I like to laugh, too.
	Right?
	You gotta make me laugh.
	Okay.
	I see your perspective.
	What about you?
	What is the pettiest reason that you'll get rid of a guy?
	Okay, so a petty reason that I've, you know, stopped talking with a guy.
	Maybe I'm talking to him.
	Like, the vibes are there.
	Whatever.
	I'll get his Instagram.
	And then see that he has, like, his SoundCloud link or, like, another page link for, like, drawing or painting or whatever.
	Keep it a thousand.
	He's an artist.
	You're gone.
	Well, for me, like, I love artists.
	I feel like I'm a creative person myself.
	But with that being said, if you're less...
	If I'm better than you at it, then I don't think that...
	Just keep it a thousand.
	If you're broke, you ain't doing it.
	Well, no, it's not broke.
	It's just talent.
	Like, I don't know.
	If you don't have anything to, I don't know.
	If I'm better at you than that, then that's, you know.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	He asked me for my Snap.
	Ew!
	Not the Snap challenge!
	Ew!
	Ask me for my Instagram.
	Ask me for a Snap.
	Don't ask me.
	Hi, how are you?
	No, that's Snapchat.
	So if they ask for Snapchat, it's over?
	Okay, fair enough.
	Alright, fair enough.
	That is a very younger person app.
	It's funny though, because it's been around forever.
	It's been around since like 2011, 2012, but like, yeah.
	We're too grown.
	We're too grown for that.
	Because then they want to message you and not I was talking to this one person when I was younger.
	I ain't gonna hold you.
	His dick was small.
	But this is the thing, though.
	It wasn't just that his dick was small, because I feel like maybe we could have made it work, but it was like we was together for a while and we wasn't having sex.
	Like, I made him wait type shit.
	And that's when I was like, yeah, that shit.
	You can't make motherfuckers wait like that no more.
	Because he was talking this good-ass game and stuff, and then when it was down to it, like...
	I ain't never seen a dick that small before.
	I mean, I'm not even trying to be rude, but it's like, come on.
	Like, that's something that you should have been like...
	You funny, man.
	I'm not even trying to be funny.
	I'm being so serious right now.
	No, because for real, you should have been like...
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, okay, so if our pussies didn't work, right, and our pussy was trash as fuck, and we knew it, are you going to be like, oh yeah, you know, I'm going to get this motherfucker wet for you?
	You're not, you're going to be like, mm, all right, we need some, I don't know.
	But it's not pecking to me.
	But this is different.
	I have the golden pussy.
	No, this is different.
	This was a micro penis.
	This is the difference.
	This motherfucker was like this big.
	Like I was lying.
	He was lying.
	That's what it was.
	He was lying.
	Wait, question.
	Did he say smash though?
	We couldn't even finish.
	He did not still hit.
	Let's be real, he did not still hit.
	Let me tell you why he didn't still hit.
	Because I had to ask him, I said, are you hard?
	And he was like, yes, we were struggling.
	I'm telling you, he had a small dick.
	I swear to God, I'm not lying about this.
	He had a small ass dick.
	I promise you on everything I love that he did not hit.
	Did the mushroom tip enter the cave?
	It was like a mushroom.
	It was like a little...
	- Did it enter the cave?
	- The cave.
	- Yeah, it did.
	- - - - He didn't nut. - SBCK, he didn't.
	- No, no, no, but if you don't nut. - I feel like you gotta nut.
	You didn't even get to know.
	For you, nigga.
	No.
	One of us nutted.
	That shit was horrible.
	Imagine a worm.
	Oh my God.
	If he ain't even stroke, that shit don't come out.
	So, uh, okay, so, I guess a small, okay.
	But when y'all leave a bitch, if she was, if she stuck their dick and it was trash, she's thinking like, yeah, no, that's a valid reason.
	I have one.
	Ladies, have you ever left the guy because the zodiac sign wasn't the sign you wanted to be?
	I can't be Sagittarius.
	If he's a Taurus, never.
	So he said, the guy's zodiac sign, this to match your sign, was that ever like a disqualifier?
	Hold on, ladies, ladies.
	We'll make this simple.
	We'll make this simple.
	Raise of hands, okay?
	Raise of hands if you've left a guy because your zodiac signs didn't match.
	Or disqualified a guy because of it.
	Raise of hands.
	We got three?
	Three girls?
	Damn!
	Wait, what sign was he?
	He was a Sagittarius.
	My baby daddy's a Sagittarius.
	I love Sagittarius.
	Well, I mean...
	No, milk?
	What's that sign?
	No, the sign that you didn't like.
	Oh, I don't like Gemini men.
	Oh, they're fun, though.
	They're emotional as fuck.
	They scare me.
	They're super emotional.
	I don't like super emotional men.
	What sign did you like?
	I don't do both with Tauruses because they're very, like, a bit stubborn in their homebody.
	I know!
	I love Tauruses!
	Because it bonds my energy.
	Not saying that they're a bad person, but I'm always going to want to go out and explore.
	And most of the time they just prefer to go.
	That's so true!
	I like them.
	I just want to bring them out and I don't want to be that person.
	I'm the same way, girl.
	I'm telling you.
	Hell no, nigga.
	Alright, interesting.
	Ask a guy, have you ever disqualified a girl because of a Zodiac guy?
	Hell no!
	I'm a Scorpion.
	Scorpions are amazing, but like...
	You're a Gemini?
	Me too!
	Let's go!
	I love Gemini's!
	I want your name.
	All right.
	I love all 12 songs.
	GK Rock says, ladies, do you prefer a man that drives a fancy sports car or a beat-up picket truck at wide?
	It really don't matter what you drive.
	It don't matter, but you ain't about to give me a beat-up picket truck.
	I'm 2Danny goes, question for the ladies, how can your public image negatively affect the reputation of your man?
	What happens?
	When his boss slash co-workers find out or think he's with a 304, are you causing him harm?
	Can it negatively affect his career?
	Much love for FNF. Yeah, yeah.
	They definitely could.
	Like, I don't have niggas tell me like, oh, people come back to me, tell me about your OnlyFans.
	Damn, you creaking a chair, man.
	You gotta put some oil on that shit.
	Where's ICI? All right, okay.
	Forever goes, ladies, if Diddy took that, From you, would you file civil charges against him and sue or file criminal charges and he'll go to prison?
	I need my money.
	Hold on ladies, this is actually a good question.
	Let's say he did something to you criminally, would you go after him criminally or would you file civil charges and go after him for the money?
	What would you do?
	We'll start here with bunny racks.
	I would go criminally because, um, just, like, not to get too deep into it, but criminally because if you really have a problem with it, you feel me, like, you wouldn't want it to happen to other people and you wouldn't want to get him off the street so he can't do that to other women and stuff like that.
	Money that snitch on that nigga with the gun.
	He put a gun to my face and bit my face and was going to kill me.
	She told the story.
	I just thought it'd be funny though.
	She put that nigga in jail.
	She took the stand.
	I didn't take no stand.
	That's one thing I don't know.
	I'm not saying criminally just because it sets a precedent and you don't want that to happen to somebody else.
	Raise of hands if you would go criminally.
	Raise of hands if you would go...
	Let's go civilly first.
	Who would go after them civilly and get that money?
	Remember, if you go criminally, you can't go civilly.
	It depends on the situation.
	You're getting that money?
	It depends.
	Which one are you doing?
	Just pick one.
	I'll probably get the money.
	Money, money.
	Poland, of course, money.
	You tell money?
	Okay, what about you?
	I do criminally.
	I would feel the money isn't kosher.
	I don't know, because I don't know where it came from.
	So I would want to do criminally.
	So at least you won't be on, like you said, you won't be on the streets.
	Go buy a new house.
	Go buy a new house with the money that a guy that hurts you and stuff.
	It's so stupid.
	Is your family the same thing?
	They're me.
	Well, yeah.
	Wait, so you're Jewish then?
	Yeah.
	Am I allowed to say?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's what I said.
	Kosher, okay.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	The part where he goes to jail.
	I don't know.
	The prison part.
	Yeah, the prison part.
	Criminal, civil.
	Yeah, criminal, criminal.
	All right, so half and half it seems.
	Okay, interesting.
	What do we got here?
	I'm assuming would it be the same reason because you don't want him to do it against other people for the criminal people?
	Yeah, he's going to get out and do the same thing.
	Okay, and then for the money, people are like, oh, fuck it, you can pay me.
	And then, like, you're trading.
	Like, I feel like that's trading.
	Like, imagine, like, I don't want to talk about the girl with Diddy and stuff, but you went through all that, all those years, and you waited years later to go get money, and it's like, so that was worth it?
	That was worth you embarrassing your husband because you're married now, right?
	And you just told your husband how you and Diddy got all these guys.
	Like, you just embarrassed him, embarrassed yourself for something because you're a You're mad.
	That's what it is.
	You're mad.
	Because if it was that serious, you would have done it years ago.
	Yes, I hate this topic.
	Because it's like, y'all, it's greed.
	Because there's people out here that really have that shit happen to them.
	And they have no voice.
	They can't do shit.
	You know what I'm saying?
	And they have to suffer and stuff like that.
	And you have this rich bitch who is like, Oh, I'm mad that I gave my pussy away years ago.
	And now he's not giving me my rights for my music.
	She might have been broke.
	Exactly.
	That's what it is.
	And that's fucked up because now look what you did.
	You feel me?
	You should have went back years ago when it happened and said something.
	You feel me?
	Why say something now?
	That's her hit song.
	I've been waiting.
	I've been waiting.
	She really did fucking wait, man.
	I'll tell you that.
	She waited a little.
	Okay, what do we got next here?
	We got Mo Silva?
	No.
	Oh, most of it goes...
	Oh, champagne and Barbie?
	No?
	Oh, because we got it up, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay, most of it says...
	Was it agreed if she gets pregnant that she will have an abortion?
	Did you get her views on abortion in advance?
	Keep it simple, fresh.
	Next question.
	No comment.
	Criminal.
	Thank you.
	Yes, bro.
	It was agreed upon.
	Bruh, the next wrote to Meyer on Twitter is wild.
	Wait.
	Your Twitter's wild?
	Yeah, they do that.
	They do that.
	It goes crazy.
	The girl next to the line.
	Oh, they said, is your Twitter wild?
	It is.
	Damn, it really is X, I guess.
	Very.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, my fucking God.
	Wait, you like smash on there and shit?
	You know?
	It goes wild.
	You don't like niggas.
	Yeah, I was gonna say, I thought you don't like niggas.
	I'm really like what she said, like the asexual part.
	Like, it's just...
	Alright.
	It's easier to deal with.
	Living life.
	Alright.
	Bunny wearing Mo's size red underwear.
	What?
	What?
	I'm confused.
	So they must have did see my underwear, but y'all can fuck off with that Mo's shit.
	Stop playing with him and stop playing with me, bitch.
	Alright, alright.
	Alright, come on, I got you.
	How'd you find on Twitter?
	What the fuck?
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Oh, they're fucked.
	I had to look and see who had a red top, yo.
	Red Top on an average day, how many chromosomes you got?
	What are they trying to say still?
	They're bogus.
	No, she actually asked a good question.
	They go, what are you talking about?
	That's so smart, man.
	Yeah, she actually, and her question was written out perfectly.
	Intellectual.
	She capitalized the W and shit.
	Okay, Fresh's Balls is, is that court orson with a high body count equal to Fresh?
	Lauren, we haven't been introduced yet.
	I'm Fresh's Balls, the better part of Fresh.
	Yes, sir.
	I look forward to meeting you after the show.
	Don't worry, you won't be running away scared once Fresh starts clapping your cheeks unlike Diddy.
	That's right.
	Yeah!
	Hey, get him fresh!
	Where's Sneak or Skippy is back?
	I'm confused.
	Yeah, Skippy, not only can you not walk, but you suck at writing too.
	Wait, who y'all talking about?
	Skippy is the person who couldn't write.
	Oh, okay.
	Question for the ladies.
	What's more important?
	Happy wife, happy life?
	If the king is...
	Happy kingdom?
	Okay.
	Happy spouse, happy house.
	It's cheaper to keep her.
	All right.
	None of them.
	Thanks.
	Right?
	What the hell?
	I nominate Chinaman from Overwatch for public relations.
	Also, W.Fresh and Byron leading the charge from the front.
	Where's this?
	Oh, Chinaman is the nigga I play Overwatch with.
	He be going crazy.
	Oh, that's funny.
	You fucking suck!
	What the fuck, you fucking fucky!
	He be going crazy on them niggas, bro.
	Yo.
	Wait, so he's Chinese?
	Yeah, he's Chinese as fuck, bro.
	Yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	Fucking accent.
	Matter of fact, he was saying, like, a woman from Shanghai bad!
	You call it, man.
	I should listen to him.
	I'm next.
	Punisher.
	Oh, okay.
	Punisher, my bank.
	You got something you want to say?
	No.
	Punisher.
	No.
	You want to talk to Chinaman?
	He wants to read the chat.
	Chinaman.
	He wants to read the chat.
	Fresh wants to read the chat.
	You might know about this case.
	No.
	That's in China.
	Oh, no, okay.
	All right, never mind.
	My bank account still hasn't received the $15 from my mug you broke.
	Oh, just a second.
	I'm still waiting.
	Remember, when men act on emotions, there are consequences.
	In your case, $50.
	Pay up, bro.
	All right, nigga.
	What's your cash at?
	Final Chewer goes, I didn't make it in time for the last chats, but I said bros before hoes.
	Shout out to you, bro.
	All right, man.
	No, Billy says, shout out to FNF and Thor.
	After that episode, I really took a look into it and started my training for a trade school.
	Good stuff, man.
	Side note, why is no one telling these gross niggerillas blondes doesn't go with them and makes them look more like 304?
	WFNF, WCastleClub, WDiscordK.
	Bro, she's Hispanic, though, man.
	She ain't a nigga, man.
	I thought she was a nigga.
	Yeah, I thought she was black, too.
	I thought she was black, too.
	I mean, well, Puerto Rican, Nicaraguan, Panamanian, that's as black as it gets.
	I'm a nigga.
	That is black as hell.
	Those are like the blackest countries, bro.
	Yeah, bro, but she's still Hispanic, man.
	She ain't an FBA, nigga.
	But she black.
	Oh, my bad.
	Come on, man.
	Will you remember the nigga rules?
	Oh, my bad.
	None of us are black, technically.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	Set this late as a $20 last stream.
	Fresh.
	All respected love to you and the crew.
	WMR for the rant.
	You will prevail in the end, and this cloud-chasing slur will pay her dues.
	Keep your head up and don't say shit.
	Shout out to you, Icy Side Tooth.
	Big facts.
	Anything else?
	Oh, I got five more.
	Okay.
	Five more.
	Okay.
	L. Chris, just want to say thank you to the whole FNF game.
	Been watching you guys for two years, listened to your shows carefully, and applied the changes to my life, and I just got accepted to medical school.
	Good job, my friend.
	Married female here.
	Shout out to you.
	Star Wars.
	Star Wads.
	Was over 200 pounds when I started watching the podcast.
	Now I am 130 and marriage is the best it has been.
	Thanks to Brick Brother, Myron and Fresh.
	Ladies take notes from what they say.
	Yo, shout out to you, man.
	That's awesome, man.
	Yeah, she lost 70 pounds, bro, and got married.
	Or made her marriage work better.
	No rank.
	Big W Fresh for the lover boy method.
	I actually wish that was true, bro, but it's not because I can't say it on camera, bro, but, like, dude, the shit I have is crazy, bro.
	Big W Myer for aggressive loyalty and RIP everyone's favorite cup.
	Don't worry, I got another one right here.
	Shout out to Jay the car guy.
	Shout out to Jay the car guy, man, giving us doubles.
	And shout out to Hotep.
	Hotep's sending me two more.
	Huh?
	No, that's Jay.
	But Hotep is no one million.
	Oh, word.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	What else?
	Okay.
	Heavy metal?
	Uh, and then we gotta close out here, guys, because we gotta get the girls, uh, you know, out of here.
	Uh, going through legal studies, struggles because of lying female.
	You guys gave me guidance and had my back when I was a fucking loser.
	Ain't no way.
	I'm turning my back on FNFW, Myron, W Fresh.
	Love y'all.
	Yeah, man.
	And yo, at the end of the day, guys, like, anybody could get got, man.
	This is the risk you take when you're, you know, out here fucking with these hoes.
	Um, Dark Shadow goes, if an ex-girl 20, yeah, decides to be taken care of by another man within the same radius of you, but the female was around and those actual men with status beforehand, did the man take the L? Wait, what?
	Go back to that?
	I don't know, what the hell?
	Okay.
	I mean, bro, if it was your girl, then yeah, that's an L. But if it's some chick you smashin', then yeah.
	Who cares, bro?
	Why do you care?
	Move on.
	Alright, what else we got here?
	Gaz goes, yo, fresh, she was scared to lose the magic stick.
	Pause.
	That's why she wildin' and W. Myron Loyalty has lost care of jerseys.
	He says, yeah, bro.
	Yo, it's a foreign concept to a lot of these fuckin' bitch boys.
	Yeah, bro.
	Hey, Myron, no way, shape, or form is that plug, but my ex handle is what?
	Essential over video edit.
	Oh, okay, I think I know who you're talkin' about.
	I think I know who you are.
	Yeah, I'll look.
	Ladies, rate the girl next to your right, one to ten.
	You can't use seven and one critique.
	I don't know if we got time for that.
	No.
	Deadly Venom goes, Big Bro Myron, where's your Punisher cup?
	Nah, but for real, last show was a dub.
	You try not to pop a vein.
	Exercise for the ladies.
	Rate the girl next to you by her looks only.
	Goddamn, do y'all want that goddamn thing?
	If women should get a 50% vote, people who hate on Fresh should get a 25% vote.
	Oh, shit.
	Shit, guys.
	That's funny.
	I like that.
	It literally doesn't matter.
	I rescued my wife and kids spring break because she was having a bad time.
	She didn't follow the plan I gave her.
	It was still my fault when she didn't follow the plan.
	Yeah, yeah, man.
	It's always your fault.
	Range for fresh.
	Keel Fiona.
	Okay, it starts from here.
	Okay.
	He gave you a four.
	Angela Bass the Hound, two.
	Wow.
	Lindsay Nohan, four.
	Wow.
	Catherine Rosetta Stone, two.
	Rosetta Stone.
	Black Queen, four.
	Wednesday, Adams, 3.
	Winston Churchill, Kane, 6.
	And then Green Value, Glorilla.
	I think that's the guy I was talking about that had that small dick.
	I swear to God.
	I'm just saying, bitch.
	The next is crazy, though.
	He snapped.
	Two more?
	Okay.
	Fresh Muta.
	My boy Fresh needs a laughter after that bat decided to take advantage of him.
	Anyway, ratings from the Sand Monkey Myron.
	Okay, you call me a Sand Monkey?
	Okay, that's actually kind of funny, Sand Monkey.
	That is kind of funny, actually.
	Dirty Weave, two.
	Unpaid Laura Loomer, five.
	Goddamn, nigga.
	AK-47, three.
	Why'd you?
	Niggerilla, three.
	Wait, you called her AK-47?
	Yeah, I don't know why you called her AK-47.
	Oh, because she was a school staffer.
	That's not funny.
	Hey, she's looking kind of crazy right now, niggas.
	She watches this at school.
	I've got you in my sights.
	The only one was love.
	Oh, man.
	Okay.
	You guys might have just impeded our safety now.
	No.
	We might not make it on this fucking show.
	Damn, nigga, you greedy fucks.
	Okay, nigga called her, AK-47.
	Niggerilla, three.
	Polish 304, four.
	Hopeless Sharmuta, four.
	Burt's Animal, three.
	Damn, nigga.
	And then nigga called her, Calorie Racks, three.
	I don't even know what they're talking about.
	How they fucking do this shit?
	I told y'all.
	Can we see a picture of that?
	Oh my god.
	I got a lot to love, bitch.
	My man still fuck me?
	Right.
	Why is that so funny?
	They said some funny shit about it.
	Columbine was funny.
	What do these guys look like?
	They waited all show to come up with that.
	They donated $21 to talk shit about seven bitches.
	Literally.
	$21.
	Not just $20.
	$21 to talk about bitches.
	I hope you feel great.
	They just called Myron the Sand Monkey.
	I want to see what he looks like.
	I know he don't got a bitch because he's watching this right now.
	A little bored in his basement.
	Chris, go ahead.
	I know you want to read that shit.
	Go ahead, Chris.
	Go ahead, Chris.
	You keep fucking hollering at you.
	Go ahead, Chris.
	No, Dad.
	Watch this, kid.
	Oh, man.
	See, buddy?
	They're getting on us.
	Chris, just so y'all know, Chris was fucking highlighting that shit the whole time.
	Like, oh, man, read this, read this.
	Come on, man.
	Nigga, nigga's enjoying this shit too much.
	Rosette, what?
	Roast the guest.
	Roast?
	Okay.
	Ratings to refresh them iron.
	- Oh my god. - Nick called the Oversized Cream Puff, one.
	Chinese African Slave, five.
	- Oh my god. - Vanilla Velvet Swirl Only Fans, two.
	Polish Maleficent, three.
	Dollar Store Kiki Palmer, four.
	Demon Girl, two.
	- That's crazy. - Escort Saleswoman, five.
	Jade Cargill from The Hood.
	Jade Cargill?
	Where is he going in?
	I don't even look like Jade.
	Wait, what you know about Jade Cargill?
	First of all, I love WWE. Oh, shit.
	He just got into WWE. Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	I need to see a picture of these guys.
	That's a bad bitch now.
	Yo, a nigga said LDAT multiple times, bro.
	Bro, come on, man.
	All right.
	All right, so we get last thoughts from the ladies or we finish the questions?
	Last thoughts.
	Sorry, the question is fresh.
	We got time?
	Yeah, we got time.
	Alright, we'll run through one real quick.
	What is your biggest deal breaker for dating?
	For dating or to wife up?
	That's two different things.
	Answer both.
	Alright, just to date.
	I mean, not be ugly.
	Not be ugly.
	I mean...
	Try not to be annoying too.
	I used to be able to tolerate annoying girls, but I can't do it no more, bro.
	Yeah.
	I can't do it no more.
	It's really hard.
	Because I do the podcast.
	If I didn't do a podcast, I'd be able to tolerate annoying girls more, but I can't do it no more.
	Alright, and to Wife Up?
	You already know that.
	Don't be at 304.
	Yeah.
	Wife Up?
	I just told you, yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, what about you?
	To date?
	Not be Chinese?
	Birth control?
	Not be a Chinese criminal.
	I would say just make sure you're wholesome.
	That's about it for now.
	No more comments.
	Okay.
	Kayla!
	Hello.
	Oh, she wrote her name on it?
	Yeah, I wrote her name on it.
	How did you know it was her, nigga?
	Nah, I'm ready.
	I'm sorry.
	It's emo.
	Was it written in blood?
	Yeah.
	In your own opinion, what makes a woman?
	Wait, what's his word?
	10 out of 10.
	What makes a woman 10 out of 10?
	Okay.
	Doesn't exist.
	Yeah, no one's perfect, so I get it.
	Yeah.
	Uh, we have here.
	Don't try to run back there.
	What the fuck?
	laughter Where's the bathroom?
	Ohhhh!
	Because I drink a lot of water.
	laughter Yeah, a lot of water or vodka.
	Don't read that because I thought we were asking the girls.
	Don't read that.
	Y'all like to answer that question.
	Alright, let's get the last thoughts from the ladies.
	Ladies, how's the show for you?
	Hit it, love it.
	I always love it here.
	You guys are the best.
	I get compliments, like, all the time being on your podcast that y'all change a lot of people's lives.
	Y'all help me with my Twitch and stuff.
	I really appreciate y'all for bringing me back.
	You're welcome.
	Good.
	Well, what game do you play, by the way, again?
	I play Call of Duty now.
	I used to play Fortnite with Chris, but he got...
	He just...
	You play Call of Duty?
	Bro, you really are black, man.
	Only niggas play Call of Duty.
	And I'm good at it.
	I play keyboard and mouse.
	Oh shit.
	I do my own computer and everything.
	I just learned keyboard and mouse.
	I play Overwatch.
	Once you do that, you never go back.
	I love keyboard and mouse.
	Yeah, you can't play controller after that shit, bro.
	Shit trash.
	PC is master race, bro.
	I play keyboard and mouse for League of Legends, but not.
	I love League of Legends.
	It's fun.
	My dad got me on that game.
	It's good, right?
	Keyboard and mouse really is master race, bro.
	I feel like Hitler playing that shit, man.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Wait.
	The A's saying to me like, it's accurate as fuck, but I go, run and smack with the fuck out, motherfuckers.
	I've enjoyed myself.
	You guys are very funny.
	Thank you for that.
	You enjoyed it?
	Okay.
	We don't go hard enough then.
	Yeah, we don't.
	Fuck.
	I came here with an open heart and open mind and I'm glad that I did because I was pleasantly surprised.
	You thought it was going to be worse, huh?
	Yeah.
	You thought we were just going to call you a dumb whore the whole time.
	Crazy!
	Did you?
	Did you?
	Yeah.
	You're not too bad.
	Yeah, see?
	Thanks, guys.
	We could have good conversations.
	Love it.
	Yeah.
	Okay, what about you?
	So I had my first time and so far so good.
	What do you think?
	You thought it was going to be bad too?
	I think, no.
	Like, I'm not a great speaker.
	I prefer, like, because I also do some modeling job.
	Well, at least you said it.
	I prefer to do pictures, shootings, but that's something new, which I like it.
	Cool.
	All right.
	What about you?
	It was cool.
	I liked it.
	This is the most very broad title.
	I didn't know what to expect, and I don't like speaking either, but it was okay.
	I liked it.
	You are a great speaker.
	Thanks.
	Did the show tickle your fancy?
	It definitely tickled my fancy.
	Great.
	What about you?
	Honestly, I thought you guys were going to roast everyone and roast me, but honestly...
	No way!
	You guys are so cool and so funny.
	I fuck with y'all.
	Really?
	Oh, shit.
	So we're going to stay alive?
	No!
	I fuck with y'all.
	I fuck with y'all.
	Y'all are cool.
	Chris, keep going.
	Nigga, I ain't going to lie.
	That nigga called her AKM47. She had that look.
	I was like, man...
	We might not make it out of here.
	That's so funny to me.
	When the ghetto black girls come out, I'll be like, yo, did somebody search them?
	But they're scary because nobody searches them.
	I think one person is safe, and the next thing you know.
	Let's get you in my sights.
	Okay.
	Period.
	Who's your favorite band?
	I like Dance Kevin Dance.
	I don't know if you know them, but I love them.
	Dance Kevin Dance?
	Yeah, they're like a screamo type band.
	You don't like...
	I mean, you're kind of young, so this is a third time.
	Son of the night!
	You don't like Korn or Marilyn Manson or Slipknot or any of that older stuff?
	I like Slipknot, but they're a little bit too old for me.
	Do you like Disturbed?
	No, I don't know who that is.
	I like Disturbed.
	What about Green Day?
	I like Green Day.
	Yeah?
	Yeah, fuck with Green Day.
	Okay, okay.
	Wait, you're 24.
	No wonder.
	Yeah.
	Okay, sure.
	Remember the PSP had like a disc that they give you with every purchase?
	It had like a bunch of songs on it?
	Yeah.
	They had a bunch of like artists that were like emo.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but that's what I know Green Day.
	All right, cool.
	Yeah.
	Green Day gay though.
	They made a song like talking shit about Trump.
	Fuck them niggas.
	I like Trump, but I mean it's political.
	All right, what about you?
	Miss Kane, Miss Pimp.
	Yeah, I had a good time last time, I had a good time this time, and me and Ree are going to the beach tomorrow.
	All right!
	Yeah.
	Girls time!
	Yeah, that'll be fun.
	What, you want people to meet you out there or something?
	We're on the beach, come meet us there!
	You know, like, okay.
	I'll be out to miss.
	Yeah.
	Okay, awesome.
	What about you, Miss Makes X Concept for X? Honestly, I had a good time for my first experience.
	Damn, all y'all had a good time?
	It was a vibe.
	Y'all didn't mean enough.
	Y'all didn't go too crazy.
	We messed up, man.
	Y'all lucky that this is my third stream, man.
	And I took my anger out last stream.
	You guys are lucky.
	God damn it.
	Thank God.
	Okay, this was a chill night tonight.
	Actually, you know what?
	This episode, Real Talk, gave a lot of RP gems for the guys.
	If you actually paid attention, a lot of the girls confirmed what we've told you guys.
	Not being a loser.
	The difference between bisexual dating versus heterosexual dating.
	I think if the guys pay attention, this is a very educational show.
	We're going to be back on Monday, and then we go to Vegas this week, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay, yeah.
	So we're going to do a Money Monday for y'all on Monday, and then we'll do an After Hours for y'all, and then we're going to fly out Tuesday morning.
	We're going to be gone probably.
	We probably won't have shows for y'all next week, because we're going to do Hot Swins on Wednesday, and then we're going to do...
	Oh, actually, we'll give you guys Axis Vegas on Thursday.
	So we got y'all, man.
	Axis Vegas will be a show, but we probably won't do a show on Friday, because I think that's when we...
	Actually, no.
	We're going to do Slap with Rumble.
	On Friday.
	Power Slap, yeah.
	Power Slap.
	So we'll be out there with Dana White and Rumble and all that man on Friday.
	But yeah, you guys will get Access Vegas next week.
	April 26th is the show.
	This is the last one right there?
	Or no?
	Oh, Chris, go ahead.
	You got an answer?
	Go ahead.
	Oh, yeah.
	And guys, we have a special ending for you guys, so stay tuned in a bit.
	Oh, shit.
	So, let's get a little spicy here in a bit.
	Okay.
	For all you niggas that want to be niggas and shit, Chris hooked us up for y'all.
	Yeah, he did.
	So, yeah, yeah, go ahead, ladies.
	Do what you guys got to do.
	Calorie racks.
	Well, actually, while they go ahead and set up for that, I do want to tell y'all...
	Talk right now.
	Oh, okay.
	You want to put the little thing?
	No, yeah, yeah.
	Just talk and then...
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay, yeah.
	You guys go ahead.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Wait, wait.
	Just talk.
	Go, there you go.
	There you go, bro.
	It's fine.
	What are we doing?
	Put the little screen.
	I don't know who to listen to.
	- All right, go ahead. - Go ahead, play the little screen. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. play the little screen. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right.
	I'm sorry.
	Surprise from Chris, man!
	Totally!
	Let's do it!
	Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
	Let's go, bro!
	Hot Topic!
	Hot Topic!
	Yo!
	Thank you.
	I'm trying to finish.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I met you, met you, met you.
	Two times.
	Yeah.
	Chicken to the cold, all these hoes for the street.
	I put it in her nose, it's gon' make a pussy leak.
	Pussy niggas told, ain't gon' wake up at this shit.
	You can't hear that switch, but you can't hear them niggas scream.
	All my hoes through thrones, nigga.
	All my hoes through code.
	Got your girl in this bitch, she twirling on the I ran,

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