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April 1, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
06:14:52
I'm BACK On OW After being Banned!
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Talking about the Diddy case got a lot to cover now.
This is going to be a good one.
Let's get into it.
Sorry about that, guys.
All right.
We should be live now, guys.
Let's see here.
Mine is going to be live, so we might hear a little bit of it.
Okay, so I can see that we're all on X. We're live on X. Can you hear me by the way?
like well because I got the mic underneath alright chat um you guys are gonna see the feed live here on rumble soon
all right chat guys give me ones in the chat if uh you guys can hear me *Gunshot* Sniper, keep your eyes, people.
Give me once.
Let's see here.
I'm still waiting for it to pop.
Live on X. Alright, cool.
We're live on Rumble now.
Alright guys, so what I always do is before I play, I do a little bit of warm-ups, okay?
I shoot, come in this practice range, and work on that a little bit.
Just working on getting some dinks.
Is there somebody in here?
Oh shit.
Somebody join I think.
Everybody that plays Overwatch knows McCree is a pretty hard character to play.
High skill gap.
Obviously you need to be able to aim.
Hit scan hero.
You gotta have good tracking.
I'm trying to get my McCree to my soldiers.
You guys can see my soldier's diamond.
But my McCree needs work.
I'm trying to get him to a diamond level as well.
But he's a lot harder to play than Soldier.
Oh, you did?
So who's this bitch?
Is it like a new character?
Is it gonna stay or...?
Oh, okay.
Because it says that it's only available for 14 hours.
So, yeah, it might be like an instant.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
It's a cold day.
Oh, it's a man?
We're going to play a game here in a second, guys.
Just warming up a little bit.
Let me see if Chinaman's on.
Message him real quick on Twitter.
Oh, you guys can't see the game?
Y'all should be able to see the game.
Let me double check here.
Where is she?
Where are you?
Let me help you.
Oh, you guys are trolling.
I can see the game.
Yeah, I'm trolling, bro.
Alright.
Yeah, I call him McCree.
I don't call him Cassidy, man.
Fuck me, too.
Bunch of bullshit.
I'm just pushing people out of the map.
She got out of the game?
No.
What are you?
Okay, we got a game.
Alright.
You're still playing on your Xbox?
Alright, let's go ahead and run a game, guys.
Well, I'm playing as Lucia now because I'm trying to boost him.
Yeah, y'all should be able to...
Let me see here.
Test, test, test.
One, two, three.
Yeah, y'all can hear me on the mic.
Yeah, this new character is so gay.
Yeah, guys, you should be able to see the game.
Wait, what?
What?
Chat, give me one to the chat if audio is good.
Give me one to the chat if audio is good.
You guys can hear me, you can hear the game.
Alright, we got a game.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Alright, good.
Audio is good.
sweet let's roll let's roll We're gonna destroy these scrubs.
Shed the weight of your doubts, and your mind will become...
Uh, Zenyatta doesn't work.
I'll switch to Ana pretty quick.
Nah, Zen is fine.
If anything, a Mercy might be better, but...
By your design.
Pondering anything unusual?
Dangerous?
No.
Never.
One more mission, huh?
I'm in.
Let's get this show on the road.
We got Widow on our team.
Doofus on the left Balls one Doom, doom, doom, doom.
Ah, fuck, he got away.
They're running triple tank.
Just run on you.
I'm dinking these idiots.
Fall on me?
Behind!
Mercy just res.
Oh no, my god.
Help your Moira, she's low.
This ball is fucking her up I'm gonna try and get asleep on the chamber of the ball Uh, yeah!
Um...
You only have one support right now, watch out.
Alright, I'm back.
I got a high noon already, bro.
I'm gonna hide them from the top He's asleep Yeah.
Oh, Ramatra, baby.
Alright, come on, guys.
We gotta get in here.
Let's try and maybe get up top.
Try and force Doom into close quarters.
Where are we going?
High?
Okay.
I guess not.
Anti on ball?
Yeah, I don't know.
Our tank went down.
Below. Antique.
Oh yeah.
Fuck.
They're all running All right Guys,
we gotta fucking do something we gotta fucking do something here, man.
Trying to keep you up Doom.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
Got Doomfist.
That's a pick.
Let's go.
Ball.
Got two.
Kill two.
Let's push in.
We're down Doom, but that's it.
We're gonna still win this fight.
Hello?
Three.
Three down.
I'm anteed.
Four down.
Let's fucking go.
I'm gonna go with doom All right, we got it good job they all just chased our doomfist That's alright, he kept him off point.
*Gunshot* Yo, instead of an Ana, bro, can we get a Mercy, please?
We're solo healing this, can we get a Mercy?
Why the fuck are we solo healing?
Get this fucking ball, man.
Got him fucking dickhead Let's go!
I'm fucking these kids up!
They fucking suck!
Ana one shot on their team.
Doomfist is using ult.
Fuck, I could not get away.
He just kept, like, stunning me.
Mercy's rezzing, I think.
Bro.
What the fuck is going on here, man?
Yo!
Guys!
We gotta fucking do something here.
Doom, I'm not sure Counter Doom is doing a whole lot for us.
I don't know if he could do- He's not doing shit.
He's 2 and 7.
Yo, switch off the fucking Doomfist, man.
Let's go!
I keep fucking these kids up, man!
Mercy res.
Mercy slow.
Mercy dead on their team.
That's a big pick.
Trying to keep you up Kree One shot on Maga.
Oh my god, please tell me.
Okay, they killed Amaga.
Bro We got a push that fucking pit bro.
What?
What the fuck, man?
He switched to hog, thank god.
I mean, right now our doom is the gap.
I don't really know what to do about that.
Or no, no, he's still playing Doomfist.
Doomfist, honor mercy!
Got him How many times do I gotta fucking kill these idiots now?
Let's get the fucking point.
Ball is weak as fuck.
I'm fucking these dudes up.
Let's go.
Push this shit.
These fucking faggots are trash.
Let's go!
Fucking these dudes up!
12 o'clock, faggot.
Yeah, you better run.
Fuckin push that shit Need help Thank you.
This- their MAGA is weak as fuck!
Kill this idiot!
Fucking retard!
These kids suck!
Lucio front!
Lucio one shot!
Lucio one shot on the payload!
Lucio one shot on the payload!
Holy shit.
How'd you get off the- I'm fucking caring right now!
Yo!
Boyd!
Boyd98, whatever the fuck your name is!
You need to fucking step it up!
See it in the fucking chat!
What the fuck is this shit?
Venture?
Ready?
Bro!
Wow, you got the...
Dude, you were literally the player of the game.
What the fuck?
This dude fucking sucks, man.
*clap* Thank you.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Yo, Sparlick, run Mercy.
Or no, uh, never mind.
He fucking...
We got an Ana and a Kuriko.
Yo, this Boy98 kid fucking sucks, bro.
Okay, thanks for the compliment. - Overwatch again, Cassidy. - Goddamn!
This nigga trash, bro!
This Doofus is a fucking retard, man.
I always get low IQ kids on my team, bro.
Every time, never fucking fails.
Fucking faggot.
Oh, they got Widow.
They got Widow.
They got Widow.
Play a conservative.
Don't get sniped.
Ball gone.
Let's go.
Doomfist is weak.
Doomfist is one.
Kill this idiot.
One HP on him.
He ran away.
Alright.
Don't poke.
Widowmaker.
Don't poke.
I got Widow.
Stuck him!
Doomfist is stuck on the firetruck.
Doom weak!
Doom is one!
I need heals, I'm gonna die.
43 HP right now.
Wodomaker to the right.
Don't get sniped!
Widowmaker to the right!
I hit her once, I hit her once, I hit her once.
She's still up there.
D.Va, rush her, bro!
Rush her, D.Va!
The fuck, man?
She by herself!
Yo D.Va!
Rush the fucking Widowmaker!
They got Reinhardt now.
Reinhardt on the right.
Good bomb Ryan is one Finish.
Good shit.
Oh, they don't got Widow anymore.
Alright, alright.
We safe now.
Ram is one.
Ram is one.
Win that fight.
Let's go.
these dudes are trash backup doomfist don't fucking die Oh!
Fuck!
Oh, nice res. nice res.
The Lucio weak!
Alright, we held him for a good amount of time, we held him for a good amount of time, man.
*laughs* *laughs* *laughs* ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ...
They're like, I can't do anything.
You got two kills.
Or Doomfist finally did something.
Doomfist is behind you guys though.
Go fizz behind you guys!
You only have one support?
Hooker Queen one Even when she fucking these kids up Let's go.
Dunefest using Meteor.
Nice sleep!
He's weak!
He's weak!
Let's go!
These dudes are trash!
*sad music* For mattress *sad music* *sad music* Thanks god *sad music* Oh,
Ramatra behind. Ramatra behind.
What the fuck?
Bro behind us man Me and honor come back Anna has an ano
Two kills two Two kills!
Two big ones!
Fuck.
Bro.
Oh my god, bro.
This boy 19 kid died way too many times, man.
Boy 98.
We should have pushed it way further, bro.
Kid sucks.
The fucking doom difference is crazy.
Fucking trash.
*Sigh* What is wrong with Omi?
What is it?
Is there a little bigger here?
No.
Oh there is?
Yeah.
Oh she is right there.
Let's see if I can get her.
*Sigh* Alright.
*Sigh* I did call out my shitty-ass teammates, man, last round, but niggas are trash, bro.
What do you expect?
fucking terrible.
I got the jade gun though We lit.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Yes.
What do you say, Ed?
No.
No! No! No!
Five, four, three, two, one. Round one.
Alright, let's fucking go.
Yes.
Kill me!
We've already lost our bastion.
Where you at bro?
*Bad music* Alright.
Just group up.
What's your honor?
I almost fucking died.
Bro!
What the fuck Shoot the Sombra She's dead.
Stupid ass bitch One shot in the doom, one shot in the doom, one shot in the doom and And in the Orisa.
Thank you How barra mantra Heal our Ramatra!
Bro, y'all be in line, this nigga died, man!
Dude, you gotta turn your mic down.
Turn off open mic.
Like, turn on push to talk.
Shut the fuck up, kid.
Shut the fuck up.
You focus on healing instead of fucking focusing on the open mic, you fucking queer.
That's what you focus on.
Shut the fuck up.
You're not fucking healing, you're not doing shit.
Focus on fucking healing.
You fucking scrub.
Dude, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I have just about as much damage as you can find.
Because you're not fucking healing, bro!
What the fuck are you talking about?
I have emo healing in me, but like, yeah, man, DVFing, bro.
Hanging you out!
Your power down!
Get in there.
Meet your strength.
Alright.
Maybe a different angle.
Over there.
Winner got there.
I don't know.
Anyway, I'm going to be able to get the target.
I'm going to be able to get the target.
They're popping everything.
We get so many of them, man!
Oh my god Oh Oh Every soldier needs a cause Helping you out Yeah
Thank you Oh you're being Uh And I keep them Goofus on the left.
Dead.
Administered.
Best round.
One.
In my reach.
Score.
Score.
One to zero.
It is?
Yeah.
I'll see this matter resolved.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Yo, how do you have two jades?
Because I'm good.
Gotcha.
On my roll, I'm a diamond DPS, bro.
I'm just playing open Q right now to practice my McCree, but these kids on the other team are fucking trash.
That's why I'm frustrated.
Like, we shouldn't be losing some.
They're fucking terrible.
That's why we're winning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll not lose it.
I mean...
I'm...
They got triple tank right now.
Shit.
Ana, turn around behind you.
I'm weak.
behind you.
Why if we run a left?
We could kill him.
Kill this fucking...
okay, Lifeweaver gone.
That's one healer down.
Arisa weak.
Oh my god.
Maga weak on point.
Good finish.
Ryan is dead.
Let's go.
Arisa.
Fuck you, bitch.
Get the fuck out of here.
Fucking Scrubs, man.
Magic Turtle left, I guess.
Yes, but he's back now though.
*Cannaboo is ready.
Get back here and I'll hit you.
They're gonna try to come around the right hand side.
They're gonna probably come around the right-hand side.
Yup, coming around the right-hand side.
Orisa and Rein.
Orisa and Rein coming around the back.
Orisa in?
She's anti-heal, she could die?
Oh, she got pulled.
Ryan is looking for a shatter Ryan has shatter guaranteed
I'm not going to be able to get a gun Ana, give me the nano right now.
Turn around.
Give me the nano.
Give me the nano.
What the fuck, man?
Why didn't you give me the nano, Ana?
She didn't have it.
Alright.
Good stuff.
We still won that fight.
Alright, we got the W.
Fuck those kids.
Scrubs.
You gotta, like, chill out, brother.
You gotta, like, chill out a little bit.
Look, motherfucker.
I don't play this shit for fun, okay?
I play this shit to fucking win.
We're in gold.
You should be having fun.
I'm fucking diamond, bro.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I'm a diamond player, bro.
I'm not a fucking gold player like you, motherfucker.
I'm not a fucking gold player.
You can sit here and play for fun, you shitty-ass gold player.
I'm fucking diamond, faggot.
I don't play for fun.
I play to win, faggot.
You don't gotta yell at the office.
Shut up!
Goddamn, people are such fucking homos on this shit.
Bro, it's gold!
It's gold!
That's exactly why you motherfuckers are sitting there in gold.
Because you motherfuckers are trash.
It's incredible to me.
Whether it's fitness, video games, being a fucking brokie in real life, these fucking faggots suck at everything they fucking do.
I go hard in everything I do.
Whether it's fucking destroying crids on Overwatch, making money, going to the gym, etc.
I'm trying to be superior in everything I fucking do and this faggot's over here like, bro, it's gold, man.
It's not that serious.
Fuck you!
That's the precise reason why I don't want to fucking play in gold.
I'm trying to get the fuck out this bitch because I got faggots like you over here.
It's gold!
Scrub?
Goddamn niggas are trash!
Can they hear your mic?
What?
shit, Angie's worried because she said they could hear me screaming on her mic.
I think I would like in a team because the other day I got banned because of my prepare for battle select your hero people are like what's going on?
let's go, Lee.
Alright, let's destroy these scrubs.
Well, I already got Angie in trouble one time, guys, because I think she got...
You got Comband, right?
Oh, she has her headphones on.
I think I got her Comband one time, guys.
I got this fucking guy on my team again.
Yep, yep, man.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Yeah.
Let's lock in and get another win.
Let's climb these ranks, bro.
Look, bro, I don't play this shit.
I will not deny that you're cracked, bro.
I will not deny that you're cracked.
Get your hat out your ass and let's fucking win this shit.
We don't play for fun over here.
That's gay.
I got to play, brother.
What?
It's cold, man.
I did well last night.
That's a loser mindset.
We're here to punish these faggots on the other team.
Monkey one Monkey dead.
That's one dead.
Let's fucking go!
Two of these vackers dead!
It's about to be three!
Let's go!
Kill that nigger!
Let's go!
Kill this Moira!
Let's go!
Yeah, you better back up, monkey fuck!
Let's go!
Push that robot!
These kids are fucking trash!
The fuck man?
Look at that they're already making switches.
Winston jumping on us.
I need heals, I need heals.
Oh, there's Reaper behind us!
Get fucked idiot How the fuck did we lose that team fight bro guys Guys, keep me alive or else we're gonna lose the teamfights, man.
I'm back.
They got numbers right now.
Back up, back up, Tracer.
What the?
Is this Tracer retarded?
Monkey, monkey diving!
We can kill this!
Aw, man.
We can still kill him, though.
I need heals, though.
I's all take fuck Time to pull them here.
All right, let's go to Let's go, two dead on our team.
I see a hostile.
Surrender to my will.
Let's go.
Woo!
Alright, nice.
Alright, good, good, good.
Fucking keep pushing this shit.
these kids suck on the team man.
Alright, we're gonna fight them around the corner here.
Ryan's probably gonna have a shatter Man
Man Man Man Man Man I apologize he was gonna shatter man.
Back up Tracer!
Winston weak Winston Monkey gone I Winnable!
Winnable!
Reaper behind!
What's all?
What's all?
Dead!
Reinhardt!
He's nanode This fucking Winston baggy Drag it, man!
Ana one.
Good finish.
Ryan has one.
Ryan has one.
I just want to finish him off Tracer Let's go Fuck any scrubs up!
Good shit, chicka man.
Srimaccio knows what he's doing.
Front on the right.
Right.
We're Reaper as well.
Reaper won.
Arisa behind us.
Arisa behind us.
She's one.
Here they come up behind us.
It's uh...
Ryan has won!
I'm dicking these faggots up!
Reaper's one shot!
Reaper one!
Reaper one!
fuck I I see my I I On a one!
On a one!
Bro, I'm not getting no fucking help, man.
Your power's up.
Get in there.
Not exactly what I expected.
Can't let them push ahead.
If Sarissa could die, she's here by herself.
Can we please kill her?
Alright.
not by herself bro moira one shot in the room on the right Where is the team?
Arrest the right here guys Arisa on our spawn!
Can I get some help please?
Rissa gone.
Find us these faggots!
Force them back Let's go!
Making plays!
Let's go, making plays.
Reinhardt is weak in there.
Fucking idiot dead.
Moira running.
Where you going, bitch?
Let's fucking go!
These kids suck!
How the fuck are they winning?!
Cooking these boys!
Give me the shot back Where's the reaper?
Reaper behind!
Oh my god, one shot of the fucking Reaper, bro.
No!
No!
I'm sharp this time.
Kale the Mahol!
Activating...
Oh, there's a six second, oh my god!
No!
What the...
Goddamn!
Reaper dead Reaper by a Reinhardt by himself He's running like the little bitch that he is!
Kill his ass!
I stuck him!
Arisa coming up behind us, get ready!
What the fuck?
We have ult!
She's gonna ult!
I got her!
Let's go!
Reinhardt, here!
Reinhardt, one shot!
Reinhardt, one shot!
Turn around, faggots!
Got him!
Mara on me!
Swap o'clock today, bitch!
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
Ana slept me.
She's the last one.
one get her ass man I hear footsteps I wrestle no javelin on the right.
Hammer down coming.
Watch, he has a hammer down.
Guaranteed he has a hammer down.
Nice I wrestle what Shana left I wrestled one shot on the left.
Bastion week two.
Bastion one shot.
He got nanoed.
Fuck.
I need heals.
I'm seven HP right now.
Seven HP right now.
Seven HP but it don't matter!
Fuck!
God damn it bruh Fucking retarded bro Only person fucking communicating, bro.
Bro, my fucking team sucks man GG Fuck did this faggot say?
Oh It was insane how many slurs.
Look at all these pussies on this shit.
Yennefer, I'm playing open queue.
I don't know if you could play because I'm only a gold one on this stupid-ass annoying guess.
fucking shit man let's see ...
Oh, you can.
Alright, sweet.
If anyone else wants to play open queue, let me know, guys.
But as y'all can see, this shit is frustrating, bro.
And I wasn't even getting healed like that, man.
Oh shit, okay.
Chinaman is on?
Hold on, let me see if Chinaman's on.
All right, told Chinaman we're going to play open Q.
I'm gonna try to get him in here.
Hello, old child, this is in the competitive game mode.
Kid's a faggot, bro.
See, look, this is why I don't like the Overwatch community, bro.
The Overwatch community is filled with fucking pussies, bro.
Fucking pussies.
You know?
So, oh, hold on.
What the fuck?
Am I... Oh, shit!
I had this shit fucked up all this time.
My bad, guys.
I just realized what I did wrong here.
Why some of y'all can't see this shit.
There we go.
Now it should be better.
Now you guys can actually see the game and shit.
My bad.
Yeah, but yeah, look.
Look at this.
Like, fucking faggots.
Please report, Cass.
He said so many slurs in voice.
Fucking faggots on this shit are pussies, man.
That's why this game be pissing me off.
So many people on Overwatch are fucking pussies.
Oh, bro, I use a lot of swears.
Shut up, bitch.
Fucking faggots.
Alright, guys, so the game should be better now.
Y'all should see it a lot clearer now because now I made it to display Overwatch versus just displaying the capture.
You guys were looking at the fucking rumble stream.
My bad.
So it might have been delayed a bit.
I apologize for that, ninjas.
But it should be good now.
So anyone that was having issues with the stream before?
Yeah, I was streaming.
I was showing y'all the stream.
Of the stream.
Streamception.
In fact, we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to FedEx.
We're going to be talking about...
My bad.
Sorry to make that shit.
Oh, let me add the face cam.
Sorry about that, guys.
Oh, not that.
There we go.
Now y'all can see me.
Everything should be good.
Speaking of waves, we got to do some brushing.
In between games.
Because we spinning now.
Always spicy old gang now.
Cowboy Bebop in the house.
What's that?
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
So what?
Oh, shit!
That feels nice!
Oh, that feels really nice!
Oh, shit, thank you!
That feels really nice!
Goddamn, I've never had this before!
It's for hair growth?
Oh shit, look where the gift Angie got me.
Alright, I gotta, uh, destroy these scrubs now.
For all you fackers, I be saying El Angie.
Y'all niggas, wish you could have a girlfriend like this.
Hot as fuck.
Buys me gifts.
Isn't a whore.
Alright.
McCree, one shot point!
There you go.
Fucking faggot.
Genji weak.
Ana dead They got hog and maga
They're on the board Stand back I'm really feeling the heat I'm really feeling the heat Can't bust that off I'm really feeling the heat I'm really feeling the heat Can't bust that off Can't bust that off I'm really feeling the heat
Can't bust that off
Fuck!
Go on a team, by the way, Yennefer.
Oh shit, she's already in there.
Where's this Genshi?
He's on me right here.
Ah, they got that they got that I think.
Oh, Ball's contesting!
Oh no, Geji Blade!
Fuck, man!
Damn it bro!
Lost.
Not exactly what I expect.
Flashpoint.
Thanks.
Put it on my tab.
Be uplifted How about Reaper?
Mogg is one *Best of the game* *Aki's *the
bro!
what the fuck man Oh, man.
Genji over here.
Oh, Hawk!
Genji dead.
Let's go.
We can push in with that.
I got slept.
Yo, where's our tank, bro?
Fuck man How do you miss that hook Oh Bro.
What the f...
Where is my team, bro?
Where is the fucking team, man?
Holy shit!
Yo, Reaper, can you stop sucking dick at this game?
Like, what the fuck are you doing, you fucking faggot?
Goddamn, man!
Holy shit, motherfuckers are trashing this shit, man!
They're running triple take!
You should be fucking their asses up man Behind us we've got D.Va and Hogg Good call.
Hog is what?
Oh my god, bro.
Where's this D-bone?
NG2 on your left.
You're purple.
I'm going to have to rez you.
Ah!
This is so annoying, man!
You killed him!
He's ulting on you.
Fuck you, get toot that faggot!
Come on, man!
*Gunshot* Get on the fucking point man Holy shit man *Gunshot*
*Gunshot* Thanks Dutch Reaper don't die, bro.
Here they come.
Mog on the left.
What are you doing, Hog?
How many shots did you miss?
What the fuck?
His health wasn't going down at all Genji won Oh Reinhardt now.
Heroes never die.
Alright, we got it.
Behind us, Genji.
I'm on a one!
Behind you guys, you've got Genji and Maga.
We're dead.
She nanoed that bitch too.
They still haven't seen my ace.
Alright, let's get in here.
Where's the team?
I'm coming.
There we go.
They're already on it.
There we go.
Got a big pick.
You trouble me now, Nergo!
Oh, yeah.
Let's fucking go!
Stupid.
Reaper, one shot coming on the right.
Oh.
I can't see you.
Alright, I gotcha.
Genji's on the right.
Genji's on the right, so is Roadhog.
Roadhog and Genji on the right.
Far left is Ryan.
He's charging in.
He's one.
He's one.
Well, he's half.
He's half.
Our Roadhog's about to fuck his life up right now.
Roadhog and Genji.
Genji.
He has no reflex.
Genji has no reflex.
Got him, baggot.
Good shit.
The comeback is here, baby!
I'm with you, Reaper.
Go back!
Go back in there and fight, you pussy!
Damn it, man!
Snigger trash I hear Reaper Okay, he's dead, idiot.
Let's go.
Let's get on that point.
We already got an advantage.
They're down one.
Damn, why is this point so goddamn far?
I would think they're already here.
There's an Orisa to our right.
There's also a Genji to our right, right here.
The Reaper?
Oh, here they come!
Hog and them!
and Arisa.
Bro they all chased.
Guys, that Telegram chat is legit, man.
Don't worry about it.
That's all gram chat is legit.
Alright.
Genji, over here.
How you work.
Thanks, Doc.
Roadhog over here, I think.
Nice hook!
Ah, they're purple.
We lost too many.
Alright, I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
What the fuck did you get?
What kind of hook was that?
Bro, what the fuck is wrong, man?
It's okay.
We got a ball.
Roadhog on the left.
Ball's making a move.
I'm gonna die They chase them so hard Oh
Maybe a different angle Ah Administrative I never had to show that I'll let you Cause I I
Dutch is making a play here.
Let me try to see if I can get Ryzen here, bro.
This is so fucking annoying, man.
There he is.
Alright, now the beatings are going to really continue because we got a competent fucking play on our team.
Let's fucking go, man.
Alright, we got the China man in the house.
What's up, Ryze?
You hear?
Yo, man.
What's up, bro?
Ready to fuck some dudes up?
Yeah.
Yeah, I just get off of work.
Alright.
I got my energy drink.
Let's go.
Let's go, man.
Time to fuck these dudes up.
Chinaman, what do you do?
You want to tell the audience what you do for work, bro?
We're live right now.
It's okay, though.
I'm assistant for my Muay Thai coach.
Yeah.
more are working in Jim as was that man you I also teach Sanda.
It's like Chinese invented fight style.
Modern fight style.
Do you know Wing Chun?
No.
No, no, no.
It's Sanda.
Do you Adesanya?
I think so, kind of.
Yeah, Adesanya uses Sanda.
It's Chinese invented Modern fight style.
I teach that too.
I studied that since I'm from 14.
Gotcha.
Alright, let's fuck these kids up.
Let's go, man.
Now we ain't gonna lose.
Yeah, sand ice, Chinese boxing.
but it's like it's like a Chinese kickboxing style Jungchen got good Logic and philosophy, but it's not very good in practice, Yongcheng.
So, if you want fighting in the street, I don't recommend you learn Yongcheng.
Alright, fuck these scrubs up, man.
Go, man.
Let's keep each other safe.
So Dying Danity.
Thank God.
They got Bastion.
Okay.
They're on me.
Where?
Where?
Second floor.
Jerker Queen is half.
Nice hook.
Dead.
Bastion below.
And Q. Bastion below.
Bastion below.
Behind you.
There's a Reaper behind you.
I got him.
I'm back up.
Fashion dead.
Good call on the Reaper.
Yeah.
Reaper one.
Reaper one.
You're gonna get punished today, bro.
Get fucked, idiot.
Let's go.
The beaters will continue.
Come here, bitch.
Let's go.
Nice.
Go, jungle queen.
Let's fucking go.
Yeah, yeah.
Back a bit more.
My pins are very bad.
I forgot, I forgot to open my VPN. Back a bit, back a bit.
Let's fucking go, he's dead again because these kids are fucking trash.
Where's he trying to rest?
Nice hook!
He gets rest and die again!
It's 12 o'clock today!
Come here, Reaper.
You ain't getting away, faggot.
I'm chasing him.
I'm chasing him.
Where'd he go?
He tried to go on point.
That's cute.
He tried to teleport.
Get fucked, idiot.
I'm coming out.
I need help.
I'm on you.
I'm on you.
Drunker Queen 1.
Drunker Queen 1.
Let's go.
These kids are getting destroyed now.
Get fucked.
Let's go.
These faggots can't stop me now.
What the fuck is up, faggots?
You got me a Yennefer.
Let's go.
What you gonna do when China runs wild on you?
Let's fucking go, man.
Now I'm fucking these kids up because I got a competent team on my fucking... a competent tank on my team.
Back, back, man.
See, I'm backing up.
They're gonna go to point, man.
Back a bit.
Oh, shit.
Zarya on point.
Zarya weak on point.
Oh god, she's charged up!
Why would you shoot her, D.Va, you fucking retard!
Wow!
Uh...
Wrestleball?
Maybe?
Dude, the D.Va was shooting her the whole time like a dumbass!
Yo, E-bound!
Don't fucking shoot the Zarya bubbles you dumbass.
I can't see Motherfucker too much damage more a dad Oh Shit.
They got it.
Got it, they got it.
That's fine, they got it.
Uh...
Zarya melted.
Kill.
12 o'clock Remember back come out to the left It's back.
can't even see Zarya weak ah the Zen saved her bro back up back up back up Zen is one!
Sorry I get fucked!
Stupid!
You finished, sir?
Good shit, good shit, good shit.
All right hit her once in a head Find us Moira I'm on her, I'm on her.
Got you, Yennefer, I got you.
She's dead.
Fucking sorry ass bitch.
deleting these faggots They got a hog now Shit, I'm weak, I'm weak, I'm weak, I'm weak.
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go!
Let's go!
These dudes are getting fucked up, man!
I'm here, you're so hype.
Let's go.
Oh Pog is weak idiot Junker Queen!
Where's she at?
Where's she at?
She behind us?
Oh, no, no, you've run her now.
Junker Queen won!
Ah, she nanned her.
She's still gonna die.
She's still gonna die.
Yeah They got a rip they're running a triple tank now I'm backing up.
I got one!
Don't go back.
Let's fight it.
D.Va over here.
It's 11 o'clock, faggots!
Let's go!
Kariko gone.
Reaper melted.
Got deleted.
Let's fucking go!
The baddies will continue!
Easy.
Easy.
Yo, chat, stop deleting comments, man.
Let them say whatever the fuck they want to say.
If they want to talk shit about me, it's fine, bro.
Let them talk shit.
Who cares?
Don't delete comments in the chat, guys.
I didn't sleep, man.
Get that energy drink because the beatings are going to continue.
I drunk a whole bottle.
That'll do away.
I'm not fucking changing shit, bro.
Fuck you.
I'm not taking my tweet down, you fucking faggot.
The Rock did sell out a long time ago.
Are you gonna eat?
Uh, after.
Okay.
You don't want it to warm it up?
Nah, that's okay.
Not right now.
I feel my brain's gonna evaporate.
Not as quick as I used to be but I'm how you feel now man I think he's used to being up by now that it doesn't affect him anymore
Yeah.
It's also sleep is sleep is great Fashion up top right come I'm okay.
- Okay, he ran away. - I need more.
I'm on him.
Nice hook.
Nice hook.
I'm on the Bastion.
Oh, he's weak Bastion dead Nice hook.
Orisa won.
Orisa won.
I'm with you, Hogg.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
She's won.
Zen dead.
They resed it.
They resed it.
Who did they res?
Oh, Orisa?
She's gonna die again.
That's hilarious.
Reaper on point.
Melted.
Mercy?
I don't know what- I can't see her!
Alright.
That's a little bit away.
I can't see shit Yo, Bastion week behind a car Bastion week behind a car I Bastion Week behind the car.
Here's someone coming underneath.
Reaper behind.
Reaper on point.
Alright, I'm looking.
I don't see him.
Oh, I see him.
I see him now.
He's still here.
He's using raid.
No, why you boob him?
Why you fucking boob him?
You fucking retard!
Cause fuck you, bro.
That was a dumbass boop bro My amore You're glad we carry your ass fucking lucio Fucking retard.
Weeper coming.
Too late.
Yeah, Lucio, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
You're a retard.
You're lucky we carried you, bro.
No, I'm not kidding, Ron.
You really are a fucking retard.
I don't know why you booked him like that.
That wasn't me.
I don't know why you have your mic down your throat and you need to relax.
Hey, uh, Tyrannosaurus, let me tell you this.
Fuck you, faggot.
You got fucking carried.
Get in my backpack, you fucking homosexual.
Fuck you.
Why is your mic down your throat?
Because it's a good fucking mic, you brokey.
You can't afford this shit, you fucking bum.
Fucking faggot.
You put your mic down.
I turned it down a little bit.
You sound like a faggot.
He is a faggot, bro.
Huge faggot.
He'd get killed in your country, bro.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah.
So China has one rule.
We're on free speech, but only free speech you can talk about the country.
You can talk about everything in the world, but you can't talk about the government.
That's Chinese speech.
Yeah, then they come and kill you.
Not that bad.
They're gonna expose your location.
Oh, really?
Gonna kill you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
China don't mess around, I guess.
Yeah Prepare your defenses Select your hero.
Alright, the beanies will continue with these scrubs.
You're going to go on the team.
Oh, it's because I switched it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you wanna, uh, cause I got it coming in through the focus right.
You know what I need to do?
I need to get a splitter for this.
So that we can, you can both plug two headphones into this.
Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the deadlock gang.
Our Kiriko name is Sneakerl.
Sneakerl.
I like your mask.
Trying to think of a way that you can hear the game.
Maybe if you plug your headphones into the back of my computer They got Ryan Ryan's on the right hand door He's already weak I'm not sure.
Doomfist weak!
I stuck him!
Doom idiot one shot!
One shot, do me at one shot.
Arrest a week.
Oh, my God.
Arrested dead.
Lucio dead, nice.
Nice hook.
This kid sucked.
Thank you Damn, you're never You're gonna stab up.
You're zero on full.
Reaper's coming in on you.
See him.
Reaper One.
He's running.
Got him.
Got him.
Creeper Vaughn.
Lucio.
Hit him twice.
Let's go!
I'm not missing today!
I got more hot night now Yeah, he's low I I got her.
Reaper on you.
Oh I got the winner.
I'm backing up.
Coming.
Thank you.
Ah, damn it, man.
Fucking Orisa got me.
Okay.
Reset.
Alright, I think we can contest this.
Maybe our Ramacha needs help, though.
Nooooooo.
It's raw, Myron.
Yeah, shit.
Okay, I'm running.
Dumbass, let's go!
I got one Ah, whatever Trying to hit the Sarissa in the head a few times Gotta bury you man There's a Reaper somewhere.
I hear him.
Here, here, here.
Reaper, here.
Where, where, where?
He's up top, he's up top.
I'll top, I'll top.
Get out of my way!
God, I can't fly if you stand in front of me like that.
I am on fire.
Do you follow them?
Free for gone.
Widow here.
Where is she?
Where is she?
On me.
On me.
On Hulk.
Oh, she's all the way in the back.
Yeah.
Metal room.
Be careful, Mercy.
Yeah, she's right here.
Yeah Fucking reach yourself.
I'm taking high ground I'm gonna high noon from the, uh, from behind y'all.
When they turn that corner.
Where is she?
I'm payload!
She's looking at me.
Repropped top, repropped top, repropped top.
He's wraith moding.
Got away.
I'm going back to the high ground.
He's going to ult.
Up me!
I'm over here.
Oh, he's above you guys.
He's above you guys.
He's right above the payload.
Okay.
He's right above the payload.
I see.
I see.
I knew that was coming.
Oh, me too.
Get out of my way Try to stay alive man I'm alive.
That Reaper got fucked up, faggot.
See that?
Oh, shit!
Fuck!
Oh...
Do you want a bandage for that?
They still haven't seen my ace.
They are moving the payload.
Taking high ground behind you guys Two dead on our team Noooo Nooo!
Kill the guy on point!
Kill the guy on point You guys got this Yeah, we got it!
We got it!
We got it!
Just Baptiste!
Yeah, let's drop!
Idiot!
This Lucio sucks!
Dummy!
I'm gonna kill the jungle queen.
Oh, nice!
I'm with you, Hogg.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
Are you still on me?
I'm stunned.
Are you still on?
She's on me.
Damn.
Where's she at?
She's dead, dead, dead, dead.
Baptiste, Baptiste, I'm both.
You don't have any healers that are standing with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Myron Bacabed.
Back a bit, Myron.
You're gonna die there.
Oh, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
Never mind.
Alright, they're not gonna touch.
Okay.
Now we just have to walk it.
Score.
Zero to two.
Switching sides.
Okay.
push that far.
Yeah, they shouldn't have, but it's fine.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
We're gonna push away further than them.
I like your mask.
I said I like your mask, dude.
Okay.
Five, four, three, feel soon.
One, attack commences.
Two, I'll slot the paper.
Is there a rhino behind us?
No.
I got one.
Baptiste, soldier up top.
Baptiste, one shot up there. one shot up there.
Baptiste one up there guys.
Oh my god.
Got him, got him, got him.
Alright, one healer gone, one healer gone.
Reinhardt dead.
Never happened.
Orisa, nice.
Pushing payload.
Moira one shot over here on the left.
She ran again.
She gets that fade back so fast I rest a week Good finish.
Ana running.
She's behind the van on the right.
To your left, Moira.
My left who?
Moira, she was in front of you to the left, now with the Arisa.
Pac-Man!
Arrest the week arrest the week arrest the week But nice up It's Ah, no no!
No! No! No!
No!
Come on down!
They still haven't seen my ace.
I'm gonna lie in death, I see.
You're joking.
Did we?
Are you playing basketball, Unifer?
Hello?
You juked him.
I did.
I did.
What's my ping, bro?
I'm gonna get this other tank out real quick.
Oh, you guys are all braw.
No, man, that bitch was nano-ed.
Fuck!
No.
Alright, well, it's just us.
It's a pushing car.
Yeah.
Me and Romance are coming back right now.
You guys should have that, though.
Just a soldier, I think, on the hydron.
Is it?
Yeah, but now their tank's back.
I'm here, too.
I'm here, too.
They got Reaper now.
They got Reaper.
You're purple.
Soldier.
Soldier above, dude.
Just shooting down on me, man.
Yeah, can you flank him, Maren?
I can try.
Yeah, you- I don't want, I don't want!
I don't want!
Oh, Ryan.
No!
I had nowhere to fly.
Oh, no, man.
Fuck!
Where's the heal?
Damn, man.
Alright.
We got two minutes.
Is the soldier still on the high ground above?
Yeah, Myron, please, flank that fucking soldier.
Go upstairs.
I'm gonna do it right now.
With Yennefer.
I'm going.
I'll kill the tank.
I need to shoot them from behind.
Soldier sees us.
I see the soldier.
He ran, he ran, he's running, he's running.
We already knocked him off the high ground.
Behind you, Reaper.
Soldier 2.
Jesus.
Come, come, come, come to us.
I can't.
You guys are too far away.
Bro, what?
Yeah, I couldn't fly to you.
Exactly what I expected.
We need to get this payload moving again.
Alright, let's go, Yennefer.
Let's go after a soldier again.
It was a soldier and a Reaper.
Bro, what?
Where's the heal?
Where's the fucking heal?
What?
Just scoop up.
Just scoop up.
I... I... Reaver.
Underneath us.
Bro, heal me!
Fucking...
Sneak heal.
I hear the reaver below us.
Run the high ground.
Fucking Yennefer got 10,000 heals on you!
What are you doing?
Bro!
I never got healed!
I don't know why!
Soldier gone, soldier gone.
You guys should be able to push it now.
I'm on you.
Reaper up top.
He's ulting on you guys.
He's nano too.
Oh, you went around the corner.
There's a soldier coming up behind you guys, soldier behind you guys, soldier behind you guys.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, what I gotta do?
WHAT I GOT TO DO MAN!
Yo, Sencora, what the fuck bro?
What do you think?
Thank you.
Literally, I had 10,000 more than him, wow.
11,000 more than you!
What?
And your damage is 800!
How are you doing that?!
You don't heal and you don't do damage!
800!
What?
I ain't gonna lie that was funny as fuck man.
Yo If you didn't heal, if you don't do damage, please don't die at least!
Yeah, he had 800 damage and he didn't even have, not even 10,000 heal it, bro.
Yo, he's fucking terrible, bro.
Yennefer got 11,000 healers in her!
And he got fucking 800 damage in 7 minutes in!
WHAT?! That was fuckin' funny.
You have 800 heroes, what the fuck?!
Aw, fuckin' dumb ass is fucking tired, man.
That China Rage, man.
Yo, that's fuckin' funny.
Angie, you need to hear that shit, man.
You need to watch the Rumble playback.
Yo!
What the fuck, bro?
I'm losing my mind to this fucking...
Ugh.
They're in the chat, they're saying, dude, the Biden invade Taiwan.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Yo!
What the fuck is wrong with y'all niggas, man?
Yo Fuck I gotta play a nice this rock Yo, go to team chat.
Yo, I'm about to fucking cry, bro.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Yo!
Aye.
Let's show him what we got.
Oh shit!
Nice hook.
Nice hook.
He's weak.
Hog is weak.
I'm on a hog with you.
Oh, sim on me.
Shit.
Fuck!
Oh, bad.
Alright, let me get in the game here.
come back come back oh wow Let's go around, Myron.
Let's go around.
Oh, no, no, no.
Come back.
I cannot help you.
Yeah, there's a bunch of sim turrets on the right, bro.
I'm gonna push now.
Alright.
Oh shit!
Sim is weak!
Moira dead.
Alright.
Oh, what?
I don't know how you...
Good finish on the hog.
That's a div!
You don't know why, that's DEV Myron!
What?!
Oh, meow.
You guys got this, you guys got this.
Bro...
All right, they still haven't seen my they still haven't seen my age I got one.
Nice, nice, nice.
Hug, hug in the back.
Uh...
Thanks.
Put it on my tab.
Reaper, no re!
Kill Reaper!
Nice!
Go to point, go to point.
She's using a blizzard.
get him nice nice nice nice nice nice How's that hold?
How'd that miss?
What?
Damn it man They all chased after me, guys.
Oh, shit.
Baptiste, Baptiste coming in.
What the f- Bro, this bitch is- I killed you!
No!
We got one more fight.
Don't die, mate.
Don't die, mate.
Come back.
We got one more fight.
I hear him gonna die.
Yeah, but when you healed me, the fuckin' Orisa was right there.
Damn, I killed two tanks.
How we lose them?
Alright, we got a fuckin'...
Alright, that's one.
Nice, nice.
Lucio, touch!
Lucio, go touch!
We got a touch.
They're all looking at me, man.
This bitch chased after me, bro?!
Yo, this Orisa is on...
Oh my god, man!
How did Orisa kill three people there?
Bro, she chased after me, man.
While I was high nooning.
I didn't have any heals.
I was weak.
Damn, man!
I'm a run soldier.
I'm a run soldier to shoulder.
We're gonna fuck these kids up.
Fuck this shit, man.
I could do better right now.
Now we're gonna fuck them up.
Now we're gonna really fuck them up.
Lucio go go go something for more healer.
More heal.
No Lucio.
No Lucio.
Useless.
Do something more heal Lucio.
I don't even think he's in here.
My brain's hurt.
No.
All right.
They're on point.
Symmetra and Ana are already on point.
They use the teleporter.
Ana one!
I got one.
Don't die please!
No!
Drunk one!
Drunk one!
Every fucking time!
I kill, we lose.
I kill, we lose.
Hell, man.
I'm on the Arisa with you, bro.
I'm on the Arisa with you.
Yeah, kill our Arisa, kill our Arisa.
Watch out for some turns.
They all ran towards her.
No!
Mate!
Use Reaper!
Go Ripper, mate!
Oh, I got one!
Go Reaper, mate.
Go Reaper.
Myron, don't die there.
Come back!
Come back, Myron!
Yo, this Arisa is fucking carrying them, bro.
She's fucking carrying them, bro.
Kill this, bitch!
Killer man!
Ana one!
Ana one!
Oh my god!
I just killed two over here getting point.
Do not move!
I will not make the fire!
Come back, man, come back!
Come back, come back, come back.
I got a visor that we can use.
Oh my god, bro, this is- Kill Arisa!
Arisa is- This bitch is in my face, man!
Help me- Kill this bitch, bro!
Kill this fucking bitch!
Let's go!
Get in the fucking point!
Ana 1, dead!
What?!
Get out of my way, bro.
Run you over.
Alright, thanks.
Let's go, man.
I killed four.
These kids are fucking terrible, man.
This Orisa is carrying them, bro.
She's a smurf 100%, man.
Very good Orisa on your team.
It's carrying them, sorry ass.
He just don't want to just kill her.
It's trash.
It's going point.
Kill Orisa.
Go point, kill Orisa.
ARISA PLEASE!
Dude.
Damn.
Yeah, bro.
That Arista went 30 in 3, bro.
That kid is really fucking good.
Wow.
Wow.
Prepare your defenses.
select your hero someone needs to fill this saddle
Helping those in need is its own reward.
To find success, one must search in harmony.
Alright.
Oh, Orisa! Orisa!
Oh, my God.
She's fortified.
We can kill her though.
We can kill her.
I'm with you, Hog.
I'm gonna shoot.
Got her.
D.Va out of mech.
I would help this fight.
I would help this fight.
I would help this fight.
Oh, my God.
Oh shit!
Thank you Dima by herself, wake the fucker up Ah fuck Payload
How is that possible?
I'm sharp this time Ah, fuck.
He's France The punch in the face bitch W domestic violence.
You think you're safe!
One shot on the other side!
Wrestle ball!
Wrestle ball!
Uh...
D.Va's diving me.
Damn it..
*Sigh* *Sigh* That's gonna take me back...
He's back enough...
Tip...
*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Run back man run...
Run back.
I'm backing up.
I ain't gonna die.
Touch it.
Touch it.
We definitely can.
D.Va's almost out of mech.
I'm focused on getting this D.Va out of me so I can hide Nunda What?
Fucking D.Va bro.
I'm done with the fucking tank Killers gone to me and come to me come to me.
Oh You're gonna die there.
Yeah, I'm run...
I don't know how I'm alive.
You got the Torb?
Nice.
Whoa, this Arisa's chasing me.
This Arisa is chasing me.
Run!
Fucking dummy.
Oh, what a nade.
Nice bomb, Dumbwork. Dumbwork.
Nice bomb, Dumbwork.
I'm with you, soldier.
Keep running.
You're fine.
Diva's almost out of mech, soldier.
She's out of mech.
She's out of mech Then daddy Oh, shit.
I need heals.
I'm gonna die.
Arrest is gonna ult.
Fuck you, bitch!
Let's go!
Fucking scrubs.
Fuck the tank!
Alright, I'm on high ground over here.
Chinaman's on soldier?
Let's go!
Let's fucking go man I'm gonna pump damage I D.Va on me.
D.Va's almost out.
One shot on her.
or one shot on baby Dima below.
I'm gonna visor.
Ah, she choked, she dumped me.
Don't worry, I'm on this Nevo, bro.
Keep eyes right, keep eyes right.
That's bad.
Molten what, faggot?
Shut up!
The beatings will continue!
Moira, one shot, payload.
Mario, one shot on payload.
You got her?
Oh shit.
They got fucking demolished.
Let's go.
Let's go!
After this game, Mario, I'm gonna turn on my VPN. Give me one minute, okay?
Alright.
I'll be real back.
Really fast.
I play...
Okay, these couple games I play on fucking 300p.
Fucking... fucking disaster.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Your hair looks brittle, Jack.
Are you taking your vitamins?
Once a day, just after my steak dinner.
Shed the weight of your doubts, and your mind will become clear.
Ah!
I'll never forgive us for what we did in Hanamura.
Those people were criminals.
So are we.
Thanks, Doc.
Alright.
Bastion's already weak.
Good finish, good finish.
I'm with you on the Smog, we can kill him.
*Gunshot* MAGA dead.
I hear Lucy.
I don't know where he at though.
I hear him.
I think he's above us.
He's going back.
He's above us.
He ran away.
I don't know.
He's going back.
I'm gonna flank them.
Be careful Thanks Doc Where there's smoke, there's fire
Fire Nice shit soldier I got you, man.
Yeah, yeah.
You stay on the high ground.
I'm gonna stay below with the team, bro.
Because being high ground, McCree is good enough.
Okay, now.
See, they're looking at you, and I'm shooting this idiot down below.
Who's weak?
Get ready hammer them down Ryan Oh Later
It's I I I I One shot into Lucio.
We're trying to run.
Come here bitch!
I'm backing up Sigma one
I'm going to go to the next level of the weapon!
Kids got fucked up.
Easy!
Let's fucking go, Marin!
Yeah, they got fucked up.
And Yennefer.
Fuck the tank.
Fuck the Roehawk.
Play tank in this game is fucking miserable.
It is miserable, bro.
Alright, go ahead, bro, and...
Go ahead and switch your shit.
Yeah, I will be right back.
Come open, please.
Quick little bathroom break, chat.
While...
While I do that...
Angie, you want to say anything to the people while I... We'll take a quick break.
Oh, you're playing a game?
Oh, never mind.
I'll be right back, chat.
While I do that...
We could play a little bit of this Diddy shit.
What Diddy shit?
The thing that you showed me earlier.
surviving duty *sad music* Yo, what the f*** did Puff just say?
Kim is dead Evan D is dead *sad music* Andre Corell is dead The only two left are Puffy and Al, and Al almost died Isn't that interesting?
Yeah, better version of me is coming back This man should be getting an Icon Award When all he has done is to get the Icon Award I'm the captain now.
Welcome back to another episode of Swamp Stories.
For this one, we do something that we've never done before.
We take a deep dive into one of America's most controversial figures.
He's loved by some, hated by others, but everyone knows that he's a boss that you never want to piss off.
As talented of a genius as he is, he's also known to be equally as angry, manipulative, and flat-out evil.
So in this video, we gather information and opinions to create an unbiased and hopefully accurate depiction of the man himself.
This is Surviving Diddy, so let's dive in.
The story begins in 1970s Harlem, a very rough place at the time.
Poverty and violence ruled a community, and people did what they had to do to survive.
One of these people was Melvin Combs, a man who climbed the ranks as a dealer in Harlem.
But Melvin lived a double life, one where he risked his life and freedom in the streets, and another where he provided for his wife and two children.
But by all accounts, Melvin and his wife did a great job sheltering their kids from the chaotic streets.
Sadly, though, in the mid-1970s...
Yeah, maybe.
I gotta change my name to Captain China.
On paper, Melvin was just another statistic, one of the thousands in New York City.
But to his son named Sean, he was his everything.
Sean was in elementary school when his father passed away, and his mother always told him that it was a car crash.
Her idea was to shelter him from all things, but she even moved him into the suburbs.
Yeah, I think that Marin forgot to turn off his mic again.
It's gonna be a red act.
A bit of red act.
And his daddy?
I don't know, man.
Uh...
Yeah, there's a very infamous rapper in China called PG1. English, PG1. Everybody hates him.
You guys can google.
PG1. Alright Chanaman, you're good?
I'm good.
I'll just back one minute.
Very fast.
Better version of myself.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Huh.
This admiring rage is rubbing off on everybody.
Yeah.
You can hear Angie and it's like, alright, okay.
She's picking it up.
She's understanding now.
And here's the thing.
For all you guys watching the show right now, this game easily tilts you, bro.
I'm down y'all man.
I teach ten people in a row.
In Muay Thai.
I never got this person. - I don't know. - Get it over with.
- Angie, get more of these apples.
This is good.
She needs a game right now.
She moves around, she plays.
Fucking weirdo.
Alright, let's move out.
Yo, bye. bye. Alright.
Bion is one!
I'm one as well!
We don't got healer!
I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Yeah, I'm already back, I'm already back.
Our maze here.
Or what?
Don't die, please Watch out for the Zarya Zarya can die.
Zarya dead.
That's one big pick.
Ash in the back Well onion heal please No, man.
We win this.
I just need a little bit of heal.
They're all just right there in front of us Once again in there, let's go in and follow up Ryan is weak as I- NO! Thank you!
I de- I touch.
I definitely touch it.
Can I rest?
Can I rest?
I'm dead.
I tried to touch and I died.
We win this!
R-Rest anybody Alright, we got it We got it.
Holy shit, man.
That was a struggle.
I'm gonna switch to Rohog.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yennefer just stay back with Marin.
Don't die first.
They're on that room over there Nice nice Let's push, let's push.
We definitely gonna push.
Two dead?
Oh shit!
I'm with you, Wiss.
with some which I'm with some with you let's go let's Let's go!
Where's the ash?
Where's the ash?
He's in point.
Yeah, we got a point.
We got a point.
No, that's wrong, Maren.
That's wrong.
Oh, you're gonna die there.
It's okay.
I'm dead.
Alright, we got it.
That's fine.
We got it.
We got it, we got it.
We fucked those kids up.
Hey, what's wrong?
Let's run.
Let's run, let's run, let's run.
Let's run!
Let's run!
I'm behind guys, so...
It's okay.
What?!
I pressed my Q! My bad!
My bad!
My bad!
Go to point!
Stay safe!
Oh...
We're gonna lose that.
Yeah, we lost two already.
We lost two.
Might not even be worth it.
Might as well just group up.
Yeah, group up.
Yeah, I'm just backing up.
I'm not even gonna go in there.
We already lost two.
I'm gonna get in point soon.
Let them have it, let them have it.
Winston, I'm coming around the other side.
I'm behind them.
They wish to grab!
We're dead.
No, I'm dead.
I killed the Moira, they only got one healer right now.
Winnable fight completely winnable Nice, nice, nice.
We win this, we win this.
Good team fight, bro.
I killed that fucking Moira when she had a cold.
Get in the fucking point!
What are you doing?
All right, all right once I'm I'm right behind you.
Trying to pin.
He missed it.
He's weak.
He's weak.
Oh they got a Winston now.
Kill Winston!
Kill Winston!
Got him.
Ash.
Ash and Ryan.
I said Ryan.
I said Ryan.
Careful, careful.
Don't die.
Please don't die.
I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Ryan's trying to pin, he's on the right hand side.
Probably has a hammer.
Ryan's half right now.
I need heal.
Shit, Ryan and Monkey, Ryan and Monkey on me on the right.
Kill Monkey!
Kill Monkey!
I need a heal!
I need a heal!
Please!
Kill Reds!
Kill Reds!
Thank you!
No!
Why do Moria die first?
Yeah!
one more fight one more fight man one more five more run Don't die first We touch come back I am going to touch.
I am going to touch.
No, he shot me.
Touch it.
Let's see if we can touch it.
I touch it.
I touch it.
This Reinhardt is an idiot.
He's out of position.
You guys can't follow.
No, no, no, no, no.
I switched to Roadhog.
Oh, you know what?
Fuck you, man.
No diamond.
I forced the Winston to do Primal, bro.
We win this, we win this.
How did you die?
Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
Ah!
Winston on me behind.
Turn around, guys.
Turn around.
Winston behind me.
Nice hook.
He could die.
He could die, that idiot.
Good finish.
Get in the point!
Get in the point!
Alright, we in here.
We in here.
We in here.
Anyone in?
Right.
- Right, weak on the right.
Watch out for the Winston top middle.
Winston's top middle.
Winston's top middle.
I'm with you on this Reinhardt.
Please leak.
Finish him off.
Got him.
It's fucking Winston, man.
Behind me, Moira?
She ran, bitch.
They are high on the other side he has a shatter guarantee Guaranteed he has a shatter.
Ash one!
Ash!
Ash!
Big pick!
Big pick, ask on.
Bob gone, Bob gone, Bob gone.
Y'all are good now.
I'm gonna die.
I need to heal.
Please I need a heal Nooo man *Sigh* Bro, how?
You got this, Marin.
Behind you, behind you.
Heal McCree.
Heal McCree.
Kill the lamp.
Damn it, man.
Y'all got this.
Just Tracer and fucking Ellari, man.
No, just Moira.
He can kill two.
We got this one more fight.
Kill the lamp first, man.
Alright, one more fight.
We got this.
We got it.
Come here.
here not on top Yeah, run, run, run, run!
I got away, I got away.
I'm getting rid of the pylon right now.
All right, no highly healing pylon no more for these bags Bastion week on point Oh shit.
Bastion one!
No, he's not one man!
You're lying!
Oh my god, bro.
He was, he was.
Tracer- Oh my god, bro.
The Tracer recalled.
Fuck Nice rest Oh fuck.
We're on the right one shot.
Nice, good play.
Moira running, Moira running.
She's top middle, I think, somewhere.
No, no, no, go next point.
Alright, yeah, fuck that bitch.
I wanna win!
Alright, we got this.
The Ducks.
I got High Noon.
Where are they coming from?
I hear them from the other side.
Kill Ryan!
Kill Ryan!
Please!
No!
Tracer, no recall?
Go back to the point!
Go back to the point!
Shatter coming!
Shatter's coming!
Get ready!
You know Shatter!
I got one I
cancels the shatter!
No, I'm dying.
Count Ras I know one shot below Oh my god.
Ryan is one shot above.
Let's go Anafreen, let's go.
And one more fight one more fight Junkrat use your tire bro What are you doing?
Bastion on the left.
He ran away, he ran away.
Kill Bastion!
Got him, got him, got him, got him.
Leave him behind you guys, leave him behind you guys.
One dead on their team.
Bro, what?
We lost all our healers though.
Still winnable, still winnable I think.
I'm with you Hogg, I'm with you, I'm with you.
We got this winnable.
Fuck you baby D.Va, I killed three of them on that fight.
Don't die, don't die Maren, don't die, don't die, take cover.
Yeah, I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Our healers are back.
Now we good.
They're gonna try to come around.
Here they come.
Don't let him kill at Mercy!
Oh shit!
No!
Oh man!
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Bro.
Alright, one more fucking point.
I am really tall too.
They got a D.Va too.
Where's he at?
Where's he running?
I hear him.
Here they are on the right God bro Don't peek that, Myron!
I need a heal!
Please!
Help our Roadhog!
Hello, Roadhog.
Bastion 1!
Bastion 1!
Oh my god!
He's dead!
Rest!
Rest!
We win this!
Rest!
Let's ruin this!
No!
Vivo weak as hell!
What?!
I always got a pick and my team died!
How?
Junkrat, just throw a rip tire in there, man.
Easy one or two kills, bro.
They can't even shoot the tire.
I'm fucking tilted and all right That's how I could get a pick
Fuck how I killed you!
Whatever, man.
Fuck that shit, bro.
Our Junkrat is a fucking retard, bro.
Every time he shot a rip tire, it got destroyed.
Every single time, bro.
Every fucking time man Okay, I'm never gonna play tank again Fuck it.
Bro, you gotta join me with the DPS because these kids are retards, man.
I know this.
Thank you.
You fucking was trash.
I didn't see him get one reptile kill, bro.
Not one.
What do you eat, man?
Apple.
Nice.
I got some protein chips over here too.
That's nice.
Sorry for this loud.
I'll turn that show down if I need to.
Let's keep watching.
Oh, shit.
I was going to show the ditty shit some more.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Hmm.
Let's see if Awkward wants to play.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
I don't- I don't cook dog, man.
What's your price?
I never eat dogs.
Safety's off.
It's a cruel world out there.
Oh, we're in the thick of it now.
Oh, we're in the thick of it now.
Alright.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
Let's go!
You got a Hawk?
They're running two tanks.
I don't know why we have a Sombra.
Sigma-1, Sigma-1, uh...
Thank you It's wrong It's rummish.
Ah.
Second week.
Ahhhh...
We need a tank man, fuck.
*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Finish the Baptiste, I'm wrong.
What the fuck are you doing, you idiot?
Damn!
I'm hacked, behind.
I'm gonna go.
Nice, look.
He's... idiot.
Let the kill kill me.
Sombra above, Sombra above on the left Sombra above I'm really feeling the heat.
Get fucked bitch!
Yeahhhhhh Thank you
He messed this up
I'm really excited to see you guys.
Twelve o'clock on these faggots.
Oh shit!
Damn it!
Fuck!
You guys should be able to win that.
Push the payload, push the payload guys.
Oh shit.
Melt them.
The battle ignites me.
EMP activated Bro Dude, get off the Sombra, bro.
It ain't doing shit for us, man.
Like what the fuck man?
I'm really feeling the heat.
Heroes never die.
Neva's almost out of mech.
She's out of mech.
Fuck that bitch.
I wrestled one shot.
Got her Ah somber one shot on the right I Behind, there's Moira on one!
Where?
Oh, we got her.
Dead dead dead dead dead Arrestal weak *Saster Don't repeat until the_ve Thirty broke from E determish*
*It's군inne on level rank* Rest me, rest me, mercy, mercy, rest me.
Zarya weak, Zarya weak, Zarya weak.
I didn't want to shoot her with a bubble.
Sombro?
can't see this bitch sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry oh I KILL EVERYONE!
Kids are getting fucked up man.
That's the rest of your hand.
Three, zero.
My bad I died there.
I don't know how, but my bad.
I think they're gonna repair or restart Zen.
They're gonna counter me now.
If they're smart.
Ana is okay.
I hate Zen.
That's one mistake.
But Zen can clearly just destroy you.
I can't make one mistake and remember it.
But Zen, she just press a button and you die.
I hate you Zen.
Hey there!
Over here!
Hola, Harit!
Thank you!
Three, two, one.
Attackers in the middle.
Alright, I'm up top Yennefer V's somewhere to run.
Let's show 'em what we got.
*gunshot* Nice, Hulk.
They got monkey and hog.
Hog no hook!
Hog no hook!
Monkey weak.
Monkey up top weak.
Monkey up top weak.
Good finish Back a bit, man.
Back a bit.
We're playing on point, okay?
Fuck that bitch.
Let's go.
I'm not missing today, baby.
But I've been shooting over 50% accuracy all these games man, and we've been losing That's finished Marin Ah, Han's up top.
On top, on top.
One shot on the fuckin' Sombra.
Ah, Junker Queen was weak.
I'm coming back Dumbra on point Don't die, Mercy.
Got her.
All part of the plan Think think think Fuck I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, go back!
I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
It's cool, it's cool, we're gonna live.
Oh shit.
We're still gonna live though, let's go!
The position is trash.
Oh!
Why you, why you going the dragon?
I don't know why I did.
Okay, it's okay.
Don't die, don't die, don't die.
Mercy, come fly to me.
If you can.
I'm gonna be up top so you can fly.
Let's go.
Don't die there, don't die there.
They're looking at me.
I'm gonna high noon once in a minute.
High noon now, Mera!
High noon now!
Please!
Let's fucking go!
Damn it.
I'm down.
Let's go!
Just Hanzo's gay ass.
Where's he at?
Oh, good shit.
Fuck him in the corner.
Let's fucking go, man.
30 seconds.
We use everything.
We're getting fucked.
Joker Queen is gonna use everything here Joker Queen is on the left Joker Queen's on the left, she's gonna- We should've waited on that cleanse.
Oh, a bitch has nano'd?
I'm dead.
Holy fuck.
Mercy, fly to me, fly to me Yeah, come here, come here I'm here.
We live there, we live here.
Konzo's up top, he has sights on it.
Okay, I'm backing up.
Hanzo on on payload half Let's go high ground man Hanzo one, Hanzo one, Hanzo one!
Oh man...
Sombra, one shot.
Got her.
Resable?
Yep.
No!
Fuck!
Not resable.
It's okay, it's okay.
I win this, man.
Come to high ground with me, Yennefer.
Sorry my English.
Okay, I understand.
You just do whatever you gotta do.
Go high ground, Myron.
Don't stay on car.
We're gonna die.
I'm coming right now.
Just that McCree's slow as fuck.
I'm up here.
Yeah I'm gonna kill Bastion Myron, help me.
Where's he at?
I don't even know.
Where's he at?
Oh, I see him, I see him.
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
What?
What you want, man?
What you want?
I kill everyone!
We win this.
We got fucked up.
Good ship
Nice
Alright chat, we'll watch some Diddy shit.
Alright chat, we'll watch we'll watch some Diddy shit.
My god game.
My god game.
I've got victims Oh nice I can play DPS now.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the Deadlock Gang.
You're only my responsibility if you're close enough to me.
Okay.
Not as quick as I used to be, but I'm still the fastest gun in the New West.
Yes.
High.
Strong as the mountain.
Five.
4...
...3...
...2...
...1.
Attackers incoming!
Make them stop the payload.
Arrest the one.
Arrest the one.
Might be on tilt.
Alright.
Sorry about that.
I wasn't in the chat.
Me and Mercy come back.
Kaboom!
Kaboom dead.
That kid was on our team last game.
He's about to get fucked up.
Arrested could die.
Ah!
No!
Not exactly what I expected.
Alright, they're probably gonna get that first one.
I'm with you, soldier!
She just res- yo, she just res the ERISA. She just res the ERISA. We're
Thanks, Doc.
Thanks, Doc.
Guess we're not done.
What?
I'll hold the bones.
It's hard to see.
*Mario's voice* Alright.
Come back, Myron!
No, no, no, no!
They got too much tank!
Don't fight on the front!
Fight on the back!
You can't stay on front.
They're fucking pocketing the shit out of that fucking...
Arisa.
Yup.
Oh shit, I'm about to die.
Fuck!
Alright, you got him.
We're trying, we're trying.
Yeah.
Arrest on the left, arrest on the left!
Bastion dead, Bastion dead!
We don't have to heal.
Back, Marin, back.
Fuck!
Can we touch her or not?
Yeah.
*Many's voice* You gotta be fucking kidding me, bro!
*Many's voice* Oh!
There's so much!
*Many's voice* *Many's voice* *Many's voice* *Many's voice*
I'm sorry.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Helping those in need is its own reward.
Alright.
The eye will not fail.
The hand will not flinch.
Ozaria!
Go shield!
He's not in the chat.
Yeah, we need a shield.
We win this.
We're a double head scan.
Why he used a fucking...
4, 3, 2, 1...
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's show him what we got.
Move it up!
I have a shot.
Thanks, bro.
I'm sorry, I was weak on the right.
Okay.
Okay.
Myron, don't show his block.
I'm dead.
I was facing you right now.
Holy shit.
This dude just went bashing though.
This dude is a fucking retard, this Mr.
a quiet guy.
Not time to fold him yet.
Faster one.
sorry I was weak too sorry then He's one, he's one, he's one.
Hail the Mahogans!
Doom is one.
Come on, good shit.
Ah shit.
Damn it Yennefer.
Don't res me if they're all there bro.
Like, just let me die.
Fuck it.
You res me and they're all right there.
Come on, Cole.
Try a little harder.
Bastion top left.
We gotta get him.
Ah.
Oh, shit!
I didn't even realize they got res.
Holy shit, man.
I was looking at something else.
I'm sorry.
Bro, what the?
If they were all there anyway, I wouldn't have died regardless.
Bro.
Our soldiers fucking him up, man.
Chinaman going hard in pain.
I did so much.
Just one Junker Queen.
Kill her.
Doom's back.
Can I rest?
I did so much much
Dufus is somewhere but...
Dufus is weak!
No, he's not.
We're dead.
Let's go.
Bastion won!
Bastion won!
Kill Bastion!
Thank you.
Baptiste.
I wrestle with Moira.
I killed two.
Good finish on Moira.
I killed three.
I'm on fire.
Don't stay still, man!
No, no, I got him.
I knew he was gonna do that.
He's an idiot.
I stuck him.
Stupid fuck.
Predictable asshole.
I knew he was gonna do that shit.
Let's trust Morgan.
Window, window, window.
the watch out Bro, this Arisa is a fucking bitch, this Arisa is a fucking bitch, man! bitch, man!
Oh it's me Don't die Marin Okay, Doomfist's dead.
Big pick, big pick, big pick.
Don't pick, don't pick, don't pick.
You're very low.
Sorgen on the right.
Two dead on their team.
You're still there.
Let's go!
Kaboom!
Let's go!
I need heal!
Thank you, Yennefer.
I'm with you!
I'm with you, soldier!
I'm with you!
I'm dead.
Fucking bitch man And the last second we're down one Yeah, we lost the teammate that's why
Huh?
Do we?
Huh?
Stoppa Stoppa Stoppa Stoppa
Prepare your defenses.
Select your hero.
Hey!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Enhancing your center!
Thanks, duck.
Yo, what's up?
Yo, let's destroy these kids.
You're the only DPS you're gonna have to carry.
Oh don't worry me and the hog will carry.
I believe they mentioned it.
Hope I get to see them backstage.
Much obliged.
Attackers incoming.
Defend objective A. Steve Adamek.
I'm not going to do that.
D.Va out of mech again.
Nice hook.
She's 1 HP in the back over there McCree 1 McCree 2:
I'm not sure if you're a good one, but you're not sure if you're a good one.
I'm not sure if you're a good one.
She's nanoed.
Resable?
I'm backing up.
McCree on you McCree on you Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Uh.
Ah.
You made a Peter.
Huh, this is better.
I hit Ana twice.
Thanks, guy.
There you go.
Get off the payload!
McCree one, McCree one!
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... Uh...
Uh...
Arrestle, let me know when you're going to use your ult.
Zarya weak.
Let's get in here I'm a wrestle-boy I'm irrestable.
I'm definitely irresible My bib bowl here being left Thanks for listening
Fuck, shit Thanks, guy
We lost one Fuck!
Just run!
I am gonna die there.
I am gonna die there.
Just run!
I die so you can live.
Yo, McCree on the right, McCree on the right, McCree on the right.
Room on the right.
Okay, I'm gonna use my ult in a second after Transcend.
Alright.
Nevermind.
I'm not sure how to do it.
Get out of there!
What are you guys doing?
Run!
Arisa's gonna ult.
I don't know.
Arisa, what are you doing, bro?
Run!
Hail me Mercy, I'm weak.
Yo, what the fuck are you doing, dude?
Run!
Just run!
This dude is 80 on our team, bro.
Go back!
Ah, Winston was weak.
He got old.
Winston's weak now Winston above!
Behind us, can we kill him please?
Winston won!
got him Arisa and Zan Zan oh my god I don't know man I don't got enough heal oh *Sigh* We killed this Arisa ball.
Arisa weak!
Arisa one, got her!
Winston dead.
Just McCree.
Ana, Ana, Ana.
She's running.
Nice.
There we fucking go.
Yo Dreadwolf you gotta step it up bro.
There Arisa is fucking you up man.
Yeah, yeah.
You're getting outplayed significantly.
*Sigh* Then Winston won?
You got ult Orisa?
Yeah.
Alright, get ready to use it here soon.
I got a high end in that loop of hair.
What the fuck?
It's bad.
It's bad.
Push!
push Winston in the room Master one, Master one, Master one Push, push Push!
I'm with you, I'm with you on him.
Got him.
Winston here, Winston here, Winston here!
Lucio on point.
Winston on me, Winston on me, I need help.
Good hook.
Beautiful.
Bated that idiot.
Go fishing, right?
That's right.
Sombra on plane!
Sombra!
Fuck.
Okay, good.
Round one.
Complete.
Score.
Zero to two.
Switching sides.
Fuck.
Fuck, my KD down to eleven.
I'm not going to do this.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Whatever awaits us, I am prepared.
Stay close.
I can't heal you if you stray.
Oh, we're in the thick of it now.
Oh, we're in the thick of it now.
My heart is strong, and my javelin is sharp.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack commences.
What does this mean?
Our enemies are sharp.
Soldier's half already.
Ah, you almost had him.
Oh, Reaper on the left hiding.
There's a Reaper on the left hiding, guys.
Got him, got him, got him!
Big pick!
She rezzed him.
Sigma's low.
Arrested low too.
Got her.
Soldier weak on the right!
Push Arisa, push with me!
If I get in Arisa, follow me!
Signal weak.
Reaper!
3 for a week, 3 for a week!
Uhh, I got a high Nune They burned 3 ults!
Or two ults.
Yeah, come back, come back, come back!
Jennifer just go without him.
We need more heal.
Fucking...
Fucking on Lucio can heal nothing Arresta, do you not see two of them?
Oh my god, bro.
On the left, to your left, dude.
Like, are you fucking dense?
There's a Reaper weak Dude Holy fuck, man.
We definitely need more heal.
Dread Wolf, you got like zero fucking awareness dude.
No time to waste.
Mercy One!
Ah!
Beating all half?
Push with me!
Reaper behind you.
Reaper dead.
Come on, let's go.
Let's get in here, man.
Mercy trying to rest.
Dead.
Let's go, man.
Damn, Orisa.
I push, you push.
Win-win.
I can find the opening.
Yeah, I don't- Yo, Dreadwolf.
Yo, soldier, come in.
Fuck.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, dumb bitch.
Yeah, Dreadwolf, you gotta stop sucking dick.
There are risks outplaying you big time.
Stop sucking dick, bro.
Yeah, I just pushed through, bro.
Nigga, just shut the fuck up and listen to what we say, man.
Push the car.
Push the car.
It's okay.
Come back.
We can't push now.
We can't push now.
Reaper on the right.
Reaper on the right.
He's gonna ult.
Oh, fuck!
He's won, man.
He's won.
Good finish.
Soldier!
Soldier!
They have returned.
Death ain't on my doorstep yet.
There's someone!
Oh!
Reaper weak.
Reaper going behind us.
Let's see our left hog.
He's zeroed.
Oh, nice hog.
Good finish.
Reaper here!
Here he...
Faggot.
Let's go, man.
I'm gonna take high grunt.
I'm gonna high noon them.
Arista, get ready to ult them here soon.
Where are you?
Bro!
How?
How?
rest rest rest rest Arisa We're Mercy!
Mercy one!
Reaper on top, on top.
Careful, careful.
I hear him.
Soldier's getting on Hygrom.
Got him.
Soldier above.
Arisa's won.
Oh my god, bro.
They killed us.
Bro.
We need to stay on Hygrom.
One more minute.
They use everything.
It's okay.
Yeah, they literally use everything.
Myron, you can't push tank.
You stay high ground.
We win this.
You got high noon.
Very soon.
Nah, I don't have it right now.
Very soon.
They got multiple tanks.
Soldier won.
Oh no he ran away Or is this loop?
Oh!
Sigma up top!
Sigma up top!
He dropped down!
Soldier one!
Soldier one!
Good finish!
Arresta!
Good shit!
Good finish on your Arisa.
Bastion now.
They got a Bastion.
He's looking at me.
Finish him off.
Good shit.
We gotta move payload.
Winston-1!
Got him, got him, got him Good call.
Good shot.
Oh, is this low 2?
Bash it on the left, bash it on the left.
Bash it on the left.
One shot on him Come back!
then what you're doing he was almost out of mech One shot, Sigma on the left!
They got MAGA now.
Introduce your suit!
Let's fucking go!
I ran through them!
I ran through them!
Good shit, good shit.
Fuck!
Arresta picked it up at the end there.
Finally, good stuff.
We're good.
Damn, after the second, I never stopped killing.
I just ran through, ran through, ran through, kill, kill, kill.
No, that was good.
That helped a lot when you switched the Roadhog off to Winston.
Then we started, like, really fucking him up.
It's not Winston.
The fucking Lucille doesn't heal enough.
Yeah, the Zen was good.
I'm gonna switch the...
Yeah, I'm gonna switch the Hulk.
Hulk.
I can hear my sound.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Someone needs to kill this app.
No, I'm scared of you!
Come on!
Does everyone know about that?
Thanks, Doc.
I'm a team champion.
Oh yeah, yup.
Let's go Nice That'll change your head Nice Nice *repl* .
*ёнier lore* *repl رقم throw in my head* *replice goes* Four of them over here.
NO ONE PUSHING CAR! Let's go.
Just Ana here.
She ran away.
They got Monkey now?
What the fuck?
I landed every one of those shots.
Is there a Winston behind us?
Yeah, I'm gonna push him.
He's 1 HP.
Got him.
Let's go.
Fucking these kids up, bro.
bro.
Oh nice hook.
That's tank div!
Yo, I think...
Was this Spooky the...
Was he on the other team last game we played?
I know Ayo!
Ayo was on our team?
No, Ayo was on the other team.
Okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
We played against him last game.
Yeah, it's the enemy team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He got play of the game.
Yup.
Back a bear, Orisa.
And it's a morning squad.
Monkey dead?
Good ult.
Ah, we're weak.
Surrender.
Heroes never die.
There's that one from me.
Double.
Not a pain in this aggression, this destination.
I'm not going to kill you.
What the fuck?
Meet your fate.
Now they're just using a bunch of tanks.
Fuck.
Bunch of fucking gay shit.
Mauga?
Okay, it's on the enemy team I think.
Last game.
Yeah, you got a pride flag.
let's go someone needs to fill this saddle Jennifer is as quiet as hell.
You were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the deadlock game.
I'm here.
Um...
My boyfriend's son got a little...
I was taking care of him in between these games.
Damn!
Never mind.
It's fine.
It's okay.
He's alright.
He had too much, uh, candy.
Heh.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
Attackers incoming.
Stop the pain.
Tracer behind us.
Tracer to the left.
Tracer behind you guys.
Got her.
They're fucked up.
I'm backing up.
Window.
Fucking window, man.
Got him.
I mean the fucking- Oh shit!
Immortality field.
I'm dead.
Knocked me off map This is an easy win
I'm not going to lose my skill
Take me for a ride!
You thought he was.
She has no javelin.
She's running.
I think they got Soldier now.
Nice hook.
You know it.
I didn't miss.
I'm like Croby Bryant.
Oh, payload payload.
Kariko got fucked.
I'm here!
How much you hug?
I'm with you.
He's weak.
I'm good.
I'm good.
They're above us.
They're above us.
Ah, I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
They got roll.
Arisa!
I need heal.
Meet your fate.
Thank you!
No fucking way...
You got this, Myron!
Yo, Spooky, join our party, bro.
You're a good tank.
Very good tank.
I got you, man.
I don't know why you got a rainbow flag but it's fine, Fag.
Look at this monkey.
*Sigh* I'll get this dude in here.
I don't know why he has a rainbow flag, but whatever.
Yo you there Yo you there?
I'm gonna try and get my mic fixed.
Okay.
Yo, are you gay, bro?
What's up with the rainbow flag, you homo?
He's not in the chat yet.
He can't hear you.
I'll be right back.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Oh shit.
Wrong character.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Stay sharp.
It's harder to keep you alive when you're distracted.
Hello?
Ahlen?
There you go.
Roll him over.
Roadhog style.
Are you scared?
Are you scared?
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Round 1.
Capture the objective.
Let's show them what we got.
Alright.
Anybody in chat here or are we gonna go on a team?
No, no, no.
No one in chat.
Kill monkey!
Kill monkey!
He's one, he's one.
Monkey's one on the right.
No!
Fuck, I got hooked, man.
man.
Andy's fucking dog came in here and scared me.
Use his hook.
Kill kill kill kill Winston!
Good kill.
That's one down.
Torb running.
Turret gone.
Torb one.
Doofus!
on point that's it got fucked up Mercy on the left one!
Mercy on the left one!
Let's go I'm really feeling the hate
Rest Rest it's bad
I Rest.
Rest.
I'm here.
I'm covering you Mercy while you do this.
Oh shit.
Oh revenge!
Let's go!
Go back Myron.
Go back.
Go back.
Please.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I'm going to leave this out.
Fall down Kids got fucked up dude Let's fucking go.
Fucked!
Yeah, are we all in here?
Should we go into the team chat?
Alright, just us two.
Let's go to the team chat.
Yeah, I gotta make it...
How do I do this sound?
Oh, yo.
Yo, we're here.
We're another chat.
Yeah, I couldn't join group chat for some reason.
Uh, you...
Just tap twice.
Tap twice, you're good.
Oh yeah, it just doesn't say that I'm in the group.
Yeah, I know.
Just tap once, get out, and tap once in.
You're good.
I got that problem too.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, man, that's how it goes.
Called synergy.
Shit, I used my shift.
I get coffee, I got energy drink.
I got my Red Bull, man.
Alright.
Let's push!
No fear!
Torbys one Torbys one Torbys one These are purple Where'd you go in?
I missed him Is there a turret?
Yeah, far right I'm back my Oh Oh, here he is.
She got back her ball.
Yeah, you need to come back, Myron.
Oh, man.
Oh, you're too forward.
I don't know how I died there.
Yeah, just too forward.
And ball is distracted in the point.
Healers are distracted?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's okay though.
Where are you going?
Maga's coming.
Where are you going?
It's Maga.
Maga's right in the corner.
Fuck him up!
you got destroyed I'm sleep Come back a bit, come back a bit.
Oh yeah, I'm coming.
Come back, come clean point.
Where you going?
Samra's stuck.
Come here!
Oh, that's just sitting back Can't believe I got him with that Ice.
Those kids got destroyed The China man
It's been a while since I haven't solo cued comp. - I guess the beanies will continue bro.
We got the tank that we needed, man.
Yeah.
Do you main tank, Spooky?
It's not in the voice.
Oh, you can't join voice.
You can only join chat.
That's weird.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Drink coffee?
I could drink an energy drink?
I feel like a Brock Lesnar now.
Brock Lesnar.
King Drool says, Myron, did any of your parents try to get you arranged marriage?
They always do, but that's fine.
Are you going to do Fuentes?
We will in the future, don't worry.
We'll figure something out.
Nav Singh, get hems on the pot.
He's currently in the US. Nah.
I don't know bro Dude's a hater bro Dude's a fucking legitimate hater Uh Mickey goes Warren did you hear the audio of Freak Mill getting his cheeks plowed by Diddy Diddy is done for.
Are you going to cover it on the pod?
I didn't hear the audio of that.
Nemesis says, "Yomar, and I was in the lobby with you.
I'd like you to play and provide value to the squad.
We got a team, bro.
Random question, Myron, but would you ever do the Nipsey Hussle case or injet Lyle?
She killed four family members in the 50s, two houses, mother-in-law.
I think Angie has them on the list.
King Darula says, Myron, I've been watching this show for a long time.
My dad is trying to get me arranged marriage, so Muslim, Pakistani girl, I'm 25.
I don't really want to get married.
Please give me advice what to do.
Then don't get married, nigga!
I think I won't.
I think we can't.
Alright, join team, guys.
I joined team.
Trying to fuck these kids up.
I know, man.
If we want to play a different comp, I could play basically any tank, too.
Me, too.
I'm fine as long as they're not too good.
Oh, they got Widow.
Winston, where's he at?
Where's he at?
He's running, he's running, scrub.
Zarya's on me.
She's weak, she's half, she's half.
They should have no bubbles.
I can't see you.
I'm trying not to get sniped.
I got whatever.
Lucio weak, you're finished.
Winston on the right here, no, man, I man, I got sniped
I got sniped Winston on robot guys, Winston on robot.
I'm going Once and doing man I I Ana, one shot!
Ana, one shot!
Oh, she got pulled.
Oh my god this is charged up!
Monkey low.
Oh my god this is a good one.
Winston dead?
Ana?
Behind you Ana!
Behind you Ana!
She's one!
She's one!
What?!
The fuck?!
You got Grim!
Good finish, good finish Spooky, good shit.
I don't know where this Widowmaker is, but uh...
Widow left.
I kill her, I kill her, I kill her!
Good shit, good shit.
I'm moving robot.
Doom?
Kill Doom!
Kill Doom!
Doom 1?
Get the fuck out of here man Come back, Myron.
Come back, Myron.
We're payloads and we're...
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, yeah, come back, come back, come back, come back.
What a one Ball.
Ball.
He ran away.
The kids gave up.
We switched the ball.
It's over.
Got him.
He got cooked.
Let's get this barricade moving.
Let's get this barricade moving.
When he was a winning car.
He doesn't have energy.
I need to heal!
I need to heal!
Where's the healer?
I'm on point pushing it.
I'm hiding behind his robot.
I'm about to get...
We got a reset.
That's all good.
I think Moro is just a bit bad for our team comp is the problem.
Okay, we win this.
I'm alive somehow.
Didn't kill me.
Nice.
What's Mora doing?
Oh.
Not really typing.
Sights.
He's about to die to Zarya.
Ain't no way.
What'll make her still hiding in the back?
Ready hog?
Oh shit.
Sorry, I'm here Pog one I mean wall one good finish I hate fending the hammer You don't need
Alright, we'll move in robot get this shit to the bridge They switched to the better healer They got off the widow?
They're still on Widow.
They have Discord now.
My bad, I can't really help you.
Don't let our mercy die.
Can't fucking think, bitch.
Nice finish, man.
Let's go.
Nice.
I have my ult.
You don't have healer, Arisa, be careful. be careful.
Myron, back a bit?
Yeah, I'm backing up.
Talk, talk, talk.
I couldn't get up.
Zarya's coming down the bridge right now.
Just run, just run, Myron.
Run, run, run, run, run.
You're not running.
You're chasing me.
Or not.
Nope, I'm alive still.
We're getting chased down.
Alright, let's just back up to this point.
We won't get ball.
That's our second bubble.
We're in the bubble.
No, I got sniped.
Fucking Widow got me for the first time.
This fucking faggot, man.
Kid sucks.
Nice res That blows me Down Just die, just die, just die, die, die, die, die They're not pushing this fucking robot bro, like they suck.
This Widowmaker on your team is throwing.
Fucking trash.
Yeah, just be careful I'm in position in there.
Weddle's still on there.
Let's kill Zarya!
No, come back a bit.
I'm gonna go.
Widow dead.
I need more!
Nice!
I haven't found a single time to ult.
it's kind of unfortunate.
Damn!
Be careful.
Help him iron.
Oh, I hit him with a spear.
He had like a sliver.
Zarya 1, die.
Got her.
How fucking is Zarya out, bro?
I know they're mad.
All on.
Widow 1 We're not pushing Oh We're the one!
We're the one!
Oh, we're so close.
Just run, just run, just run, let them push, let them push.
Myron, don't shoot.
Turn around and run.
Just back up, just back up.
I can't.
AHHHHH!
Aw man, I thought I was blocking for you.
Okay!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Yeah, I thought so too.
Yeah, they won't have time.
There'll be no team by the time they get to their point.
It's fine, they lost bro.
We're gonna just, we're gonna wipe them and the game's over.
Here we go.
Time to wipe these faggots.
Ball behind you guys right now.
Ball's already half behind you guys.
He ran away Nice That widow on their team
Every time the Widow would peak, I would just tickle them to like 30 HP. Alright, The climb continues.
Gabe Will Do says, Mari, this chat is hurting your reputation.
You're all about to respect.
All about respect, but you let these idiots say stupid shit in the chat.
Ban these assholes.
They're hurting your reputation.
Nah, I'm not gonna ban anybody, bro.
Let them say what they want, bro.
Free speech.
If they want to talk shit, they can talk shit.
Yeah, yesterday you in the the bay, right, Mary?
On Twitter.
What was that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I was in a fucking...
chat with a bunch of fucking crybabies, bro.
I don't know!
A girl said...
Does Israel have a right to exist?
What?
Yeah.
They just hate Jews, though, is the problem.
See, the thing is- I know they hate Jews.
But I don't hate Jews.
Those fucking idiots, like, legitimately just hate Jews.
Like, that's fucking crazy, bro.
Like...
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Now, do I think that it should be where it's at?
Like, displacing another people for their land?
No.
However, but to sit there and say like, oh yeah, they don't deserve a homeland at all.
Like, fuck them.
Like, bro, what the hell?
Like, nah, man.
Yeah, the host wants you to take a stance on the hypothetical.
Yeah, she wants me to fucking take a weird-ass stance on the hypothetical, and she basically wants me to hate Jews, and I'm like, nah, bro, I don't fucking hate Jews.
I'm critical of them, but I don't fucking hate them.
Like, what's wrong with you?
And there's a very emotional another girl.
I get kicked out of school because I'm talking about this.
Yeah, that's the first thing she said.
You don't got nothing to lose, you're a fucking nobody.
I've taken way more risk, you know, talking about this shit.
And it was before October 7th.
but anyway okay they got Widow again they got Zarya, Doom, Widow I think Doom here, Doom here!
Yo, Doom!
Doom one!
Dead, idiot.
I got Doom.
Let's push!
Be careful.
Widow, Widow, Widow sniping, Widow sniping.
She's over there right in front of you up.
What is this?
They got Sigma now.
Back a bit.
We only have one hitter No Thank you.
I got one.
Sigma one.
Sigma one, Sigma one.
Sigma one, Sigma, Sigma, get this Sigma.
Baptiste week, Baptiste week.
Wow, what a bubble.
I'm with you on the Zarya, bro.
I'm with you on the Zarya.
Got her.
Widow in the back being trash.
Let's get that bitch.
She's one.
Got her.
Let's fucking go.
Go back, Myron.
Go back.
You're not safe here.
Let's go!
This one o'clock today, faggots!
This kid's fucking blow, dude.
*laughs* Wow!
*laughs* Yeah, I got too much energy drink.
Oh my god.
Let's kill the Junker Queen Natsi is dead?
What the hell?
Where?
Oh Go back, Arisa, go back Oh, I got sniped, I got sniped, I'm trash I can't res that Nah, that's fine, don't worry Is this the same kid?
Yeah, this little spaghetti kid is playing Widow again.
Bro, he's a fucking scrub, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna avoid him as a teammate so we make sure we don't get him on our team, bro.
They're popping ults back up.
I'm not back yet Junker Queen Oh Luckiest sniper of her life, bro.
She didn't even see me on the feed.
Moira on me!
More on me behind.
They got fucked up those kids.
Yeah, we run through them.
Report our Widow, please.
Guys, it was on Twitter.
It was a Twitter space, is what the conversation was.
Basically, I was in there in a chat with a bunch of people, and they were complaining about Laura Loomer coming on the show.
And I was telling them that I'm a free speech absolutist, even if I don't agree with her points.
And they're like, oh, how could you have her on your shit?
And I'm like, bro.
And it's funny, because they had her in their Twitter space.
So I'm like, okay, like you guys are gonna criticize me for having her on the show and they're like, well, you didn't push back And I'm like, bro, someone asked her about why she got kicked off of Instagram She described why she got kicked off of Instagram and then they want me to argue with her about that I'm like, yo, you all are some fucking idiots.
Like you're a bunch of fucking nobody's that no one knows or cares about Like you don't have a fucking podcast.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't tell me how to run my shit I got the fuck up out of here Yeah I'm asses.
Yeah, fuck them bro.
Oh look, they're leaving the game.
Are you sure that gas you inhale is safe?
Gabe will do.
Myron is a two-face.
He ain't no man.
He kicks out chicks for not being quiet, but lets this chat say racist or whatever shit.
Blast all respect for this actor.
Nigga, get the fuck out the chat then, you fucking bitch.
You're clearly soft.
Get the fuck out of here then, you fucking faggot.
The fuck?
Bitches on a podcast versus dudes in a chat are two different things, you retard.
One hurts the quiet of the show, the other one doesn't.
A chat's a chat.
Like, get out your fucking feelings, you bitch.
Don't fucking leave.
Yeah, man.
Such fucking pussies on this shit.
Yeah, you're such a mekbo, bitch.
Thanks, Doc.
Wait on Makro Top.
Ah!
The payload is approaching its destination.
Want to make her top right, watch out, she's gonna try to snipe me.
Ugh.
Oh, they got fucked up.
Victory!
So you get a good tank and now you're on a win streak.
incredible and they say you recognize what's real and they say everything you said it's Zionist talking Yeah.
Because I don't hate Jews.
Bro, those people legitimately just hate Jews.
They're fucking weirdos, bro.
The host is from Syria.
They just hate Jews, bro.
They legit don't want them to have nothing.
They don't want them to have land.
They don't want them to be safe.
They're fucking weirdos, bro.
Yeah.
Because they're emotional.
They're fucking emotional.
The host cut you off every two seconds.
Yeah, the chick?
Yeah.
She's a woman, though.
No, I'm not surprised.
I was listening and editing your highlights.
I listened to everything.
We've got a montage coming out, by the way, guys.
Soon yeah, very soon Yeah, very soon You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
I go to team chat.
Alright.
I think Dr. Surgear Serapi was on the other team.
Yeah, he was.
He was the BAP last game.
See, so Gabe, your bitch ass is talking shit saying I'm playing with a retardo.
I'm not gonna- I'm not gonna ban you!
See?
So you can go ahead and say the stupid shit you wanna say and let the chat just cook you, because they're gonna cook you right now.
Alright, let's fuck these kids up.
They have a Zarya?
Ryan Zarya, yup.
Ryan Zarya is their combo.
Oh Well, they got road off to on the left Okay.
Ugh, this is gonna be a rough game.
You're getting res, you're gonna res, don't worry.
Sorry on point Oh my god Oh Zarya's hiding back over there weak.
I think there are hogs coming from back.
Oh never mind.
Brian shields about to go Zarya's half Yeah Damn. - Wineheart's on point about half.
I'm dead.
Yup.
They use everything I'll have my own mail when I get there - Bye there.
Oh shit, hog going big!
Only two, only two.
You guys got this?
Yep, Spooky's running as ultimate.
Kill Anna, kill Anna, kill Anna!
Who's left?
Just Aria.
Just Aria.
Nice.
Woo!
I came in the clutch!
Good shit, bro.
That was clutch.
Let's go Wow, what a pull from that life weaver.
Yeah He saved his ass so hard.
Yup.
Not this time though!
Not this time though!
Is there a pharaoh behind us?
Uh, he's in front of us.
No, no, no.
Okay, okay.
One, one, one, one, one on the pharaoh!
One on the pharaoh!
Oh, I already healed.
They're like Where are we gonna left?
Farrah, weak on the left.
Farrah gone.
Nano.
Are you oh my god they're pocketing her so hard.
No, I'm getting revived Far one
I'm switching Moga You're trying You're trying.
Well, it's okay, I guess.
Get back a bit, you don't have heal.
Get back, man!
I don't have heal!
The bear are weak, I mean, Zarya are weak.
I'm weak, I'm weak, I'm weak.
Oh, I might be dead.
Oh nevermind, I'm good.
I'm slapped.
She ran away.
Farrah's way behind us.
He's in her spawn.
I guarantee you she has a, uh...
Yeah, she's flying underneath the bridge right now.
She's trying to come around behind us.
She has a barrage guarantee Where is she?
I see her.
Fuck, she's...
She's weak.
She's weak on the bridge.
Yo, you got cage?
Uh, almost.
Pharah weak over there, man.
Pharah weak in the sky!
Uh, Zarya I have.
Both tanks are in front.
I killed their healer.
I killed their healer.
They don't have healer.
I think we might have one more fight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Motherfuck.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
They don't have healer.
You can go!
They have so much damage there.
You guys got this, you guys got this, you guys got this.
Help them out, God.
Help them out, God.
We win.
Mercy trying to rest.
Nice That's dress nice Nice!
What's up?
Not a good ship.
Score.
Zero.
To one.
Switching sides.
Prepare to attack.
I'm gonna switch to Sig.
Yeah, Rock Hook will be pretty good.
It might actually give us a chance with the three tanks.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
I'm gonna grab another Red Bull.
*Gasps* I'll try and shield this hook.
All right, yeah, all we need is that first hook to get a pick-off.
Yeah, foots are gone, and then hook rock.
Dammit, Alari.
I don't know what the heck Zarya's doing.
Ah.
They have a Torb.
No!
Fuck I guess no hook Oh Oh, it's not good.
They got Torb too.
They're running a cancerous comp, man.
Yeah, I don't know if we'll be able to push through this with Hog, Sig.
Alright.
Wait for our Sigma to come back.
Lesser Baptiste too.
As long as somebody can get that turret.
Alright, I'm shooting it right now.
Turret gone, turret gone, turret gone.
Alright, nice.
Pog is weak.
Shit.
Alari on Zarya.
Pog no hook.
Zarya gone.
Turret gone.
Torb, Torb weak?
Torb gone?
Just, just their Mercy?
Oh yeah, I have my Seagull.
I'm with you, Hug, I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you, let's go.
Let's go, let's push these tigers.
I don't know what that Ellari was doing.
I don't know what he was either.
Okay, here they come, here they come.
He couldn't do it because he sucks.
Yes.
Oh, I'm dead.
Torp.
Fuuuck!
Oh, we got him.
Bro!
You guys exploded!
I'm walking on the lava.
He almost died in the lava.
I'm walking on the lava.
I'm trying to get mercies on ult charge.
Oh, fair enough.
What are you doing?
What are you doing some African dance?
I'll be back.
He's just happy to win a game, bro.
Oh, here comes Ryan.
Mercy behind.
Let them out.
What is that window, bro?
What the fuck?
That still works Where are you going?
Where you going?
Damn.
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* After that first point they were so screwed.
The Hulk got dead so hard.
You wanna try to hook me off the map?
I did it every time.
Alright we on a win streak now.
Nice.
Nice. Amen.
Amen.
I'll be right back.
I'm just going to get some water.
I'm just going to get some water.
Why everyone talk shit about Gabby?
Who's Gabby?
Damn.
Abby got jumped on
I'm sorry the I'll
be in the chat and we're roasting him Nice!
Alright.
Hug!
We keep facing the same teams.
This is like the exact same team.
Is it?
Yeah.
They're just gonna play the same comp.
God damn it.
We're still winning.
Oh, 100%.
We haven't lost a single game.
That's true.
Ryan or Matra?
Can't be too.
Ryan is weak.
*Loud noise* Genji weak Ram is there with their comp I might go Zarya No, I'm dead.
Genji got me.
Genji fucking got me, the faggot man.
Not exactly what I expected.
Genji on our mercy.
Genji melted.
One dead.
Big pick.
Big pick.
Big first pick.
They got no DPS now Ram is weak Got him.
Got him, Matra.
Ryan has one.
Ah Mercy healed him Oh he has a fucking nano I'm dead Their healers are carrying them bro Yeah we do need a more heal We need a absolutely we need a more heal They're again just dead again
We just have to play super aggressive against their comp go for healers.
Oh I might have.
Let's go to point!
Go to point!
Go to point!
Everyone, go to point!
Yep Can he's gonna have blade get ready?
Yeah, I could try and push him away.
I don't buy him!
Use flame!
Kenji won!
Kenji won!
He has, he has forced reflex.
Ryan is dead, let's go!
Nice, nice, nice.
Mercy got res, but that's just gonna stagger.
Let's go.
Good shit, guys.
Don't be too aggressive to run.
The Ryan's gonna have a shatter, man.
Guaranteed.
Yeah.
Watch out.
Everybody back up!
Everybody back up!
I have a day!
Okay, apparently breached me!
Kill me please!
I have a day!
I need to heal!
I'm so dead No way.
Mercy!
Mercy up top!
Mercy up top!
She's trying to run!
She's won!
Quick finish!
Smoke up top!
Clear finish.
Can you get a first?
Got him!
Where are you going?
Nice hook!
Idiot!
Nice!
Thanks Doc!
You're trying to touch the point.
Good shit, man.
After we destroy them the first time, they literally can't ever get the point back.
That's true.
They nanote Ryan and Ryan just chased me the whole time.
I run the half of the map and it's still chasing me.
Yeah, dude, he knows.
Dude, Javelin Hook is just OP. Cuz every time he'd go close to you, I'd just Javelin him.
Yeah.
You jab, I pull.
You jab, I pull.
Basically...
I usually try to EM into you again, but it's kind of difficult when there's so many people.
Okay.
Playing straight for a point.
Ryan's stagger just like just like tackle them man.
Ryan's just sitting on point by himself.
Yeah, let's kill his teammate.
Yeah, kill his teammates.
Oh!
Mercy won!
Mercy won on point!
Oh half McCree They are high ground my room McCree won!
McCree won on point!
Aw, he...
Aw, that's rough.
Percy one, Percy one up one.
Got her.
Ramachra is attacking And I want Hop in here with this Ramachra Nice.
Cast it!
Stay on high ground, you win, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mercy down below.
Follow me, Arisa.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
McCree over there by you.
McCree over on the right.
They're up there I'll get my mantra Mercy on the left, Mercy behind you hogs Oh nevermind she ran back I'm the true McCree faggot Dead!
What's up faggot?
Oh shit!
Come back come back come back Damn that was a massacre I got a whole hog now.
I'mma bait them for you right now.
They're gonna chase after me, watch this.
Oh no, no, no, no, come here, man!
They're rotating.
They're all coming from below.
They're all coming This Mercy on your team is trash.
What the fuck, bitch?
I'll be back soon.
Why are you chasing me instead of healing your team, you stupid bitch?
Come on, yo.
Try a little harder.
They're all on me.
They're all on me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see that.
Get out of there, Orisa.
Get out of there, Orisa.
Yeah, I'm rotating.
Orisa, I'm with you.
I'm with you.
How'd you doing that?
Damn, I couldn't escape.
I stuck the McCree, but he's chasing after me.
He's chasing after me.
This fucking scrub.
Good finish on that McCree.
Let's go.
She's trying to res.
She's trying to res.
Got her.
Ah, shit!
Sigma got me.
You guys should be able to get us.
Just Sigma.
I ran in there to try to help Mercy.
Yay!
You killed Ana.
That's big.
That's big.
Nice!
Yeah, I would've never went in there, but I'll try to save Yennefer.
Uh, good shit, Spooky.
Good stuff.
Where are you going?
Oh, he almost died.
You like that, Hulk?
Come here!
You got fucked up.
Yo, they're coming from below.
Get ready, they're coming from below.
Big him on Sigma Nice They got fucked up again Dude, it's so unfortunate they just keep queuing against us and losing.
They've done it like three times.
The only stacks in the game, dude.
ice All right, we platinum now I Let's fucking go, we Platinum gang!
Nice.
Even though, I'm not gonna lie, Platinum is trash, I'm fucking Diamond man.
What the fuck am I doing over here?
I'm fucking Plat5, shit, it's garbage.
Open Queue.
Yeah, it's Open Queue, facts.
Yeah, because you got this account, first play Open Queue, right, man?
Well, uh, yeah.
You play Open Queue first.
Yeah, I like open Q. You know the reason why I like open Q is because it reminds me of Overwatch 1.
With multiple tanks and shit.
Prepare to attack.
Man, see you in the past.
Select your hero.
Someone needs to fill this saddle.
Break tank bunch, but we'll get it done.
Just breaking it down right now.
Find your strength.
We are soon to need it Are y'all ready to fuck these kids up?
*Fighting* Nice one.
Hands on top.
Sombra.
Sombra one.
Samba one.
Samba behind you, Hog.
Uhh...
D.Va on.
I need help.
I need help.
I'm weak.
Sombra behind Oh shit Reapers on the left
The family has reached the checkpoint Learned that one from you Enemy C Apagando las luces Heroes never I got the payload.
Let's rumble.
I will not let you fall.
Creeper's behind us still, idiot.
You really don't want to move at all.
He's still over there.
I was talking to myself in the chat like a retard.
Reaper's still behind us, I think.
Here he is, here he is!
You idiot!
Ash is weak.
good finish ah i might be dead Alright, oh well.
One death, that's kind of unfortunate.
Me and Arisa come back, guys.
Play conservative.
yeah i'm gonna go we put probably behind I hear him.
I don't know where he's at, though.
My bad.
Oh, he's won!
Damn it man Where was I?
What's the hold up?
Get that thing moving Thanks, Dad Free pro bomb, free pro bomb, free pro bomb Maga in room.
Come on, Cole.
Try a little harder.
I have one.
Come back, come back, come back, come back.
That'll get it done.
Alright, we're back in here.
Watch out, he's gonna cage.
He's gonna cage.
Get ready.
Where's Reaper?
If they cage it, I'll just all...
He's on the left, Reaper on the left!
Cage, cage, cage, cage, cage, come in!
Back up!
No, wait!
Oh, I did not expect to...
My bad.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!
Yeah, I'm backing up.
I'm dead.
I did not expect the nano.
Ripper behind, be careful.
I told you!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I was- What?
Damn.
He went out of the room and killed two people.
Nice.
I'm gonna come up there with you Finish him off.
Finish him off.
Good finish.
Nice, nice.
I'm going for Reaper.
No, no, no.
Stay on payload.
Yo, on the right.
Two of them on the right.
Reaper's on the right.
Reaper's on the right.
Ash on the left.
Reaper on the right.
Maga on the left too.
Good hook.
Reaper on the left, Reaper on the left.
Maga weaker.
Reaper fall.
Watch out.
Nice I got Hog and I Score Nice nano Nice nano Switching sides Hmm Hmm I'm gonna go seg.
Nice.
We'll be able to hold them pretty well.
These kids suck.
Yeah, it's unfortunate that we keep getting the same guys because they're really just so easy.
We aren't getting any competition.
They're literally gonna do rank so far that we can't play them anymore.
That's true, I didn't think about that.
Dude they are 100% like gold five right now I'm gonna travel fish Yeah, I got you I
I'll keep shield up on that corner.
They got Wado.
Wado.
9, good call bro, good call.
Show 'em what we got.
Back up, back up.
They got the Widow.
Nice res.
What a reaper Careful careful *Mario* I'm trying not to get sniped.
I'm hiding in the back.
They're not pushing the payload, though.
They suck.
Ah, Yennefer.
Reaper here!
Okay.
Yeah, don't jump around in front, Widow.
We win this.
Come back a bit.
Back a bit, back a bit, back a bit, back a bit.
I'm died.
Oh, Widow on the right, Widow on the right.
I hit her once, I hit her twice.
I'm getting it.
Where the hell is this Reaper?
Reaper up top.
Oh, top of you.
No, Yennefer, don't jump around like that.
Come back, come back, come back, come back to me.
I'm trying trying now All right, I don't think six gonna work I Orisa, just Orisa.
I'm touching, I'm touching.
Ah, Reaper is weak, man.
Don't let this Widow get picked!
Hide behind the- They're chasing me.
I need help.
I need help.
Hold on.
Yeah, I can't.
That was after I was getting chased by Reaper.
Ah, it's back.
Don't die anymore.
Don't die anymore.
Reaper below.
Reaper below.
Yeah.
He ran.
Alright, we hold him at this corner.
The Widow won't have as much power.
I hear Reaper.
He's somewhere above, I think.
Widow, Widow, Widow below.
Widow below.
Alright, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm backing out, man.
I'm backing out.
I'm waiting for the tank.
Okay.
Widow dead, Widow dead.
Nice, now we can push up.
Widow gone, Widow gone.
Shit, the Zarya's- Reaper one, Reaper one!
He's nano'd, he's nano'd.
Big play.
Widow!
Widow!
Got her.
Alright, let's back up again.
We don't want to get picked by Widow.
Don't get picked Yeah, Widowmaker's on top the bridge I'm backing up.
I don't want to get sniped.
Help me!
Help me!
I got you!
I got you!
You're purple!
You're purple!
NOOOOOOO! He's dead.
You can rest, you can rest, you can rest!
We gotta get the Zarya though, she starts up, she starts up first.
Push them!
Zarya weak, Zarya weak.
Push them, push them, push them!
Healer gone, Healer gone, Healer gone.
Widow weak, Widow weak, Widow weak.
Let's go!
Reaper trying to teleport right now?
More of death.
Nice, nice, nice.
Good team shooting.
Oh, we switched?
They switched, they switched.
Now we fucked them up.
Reaper on top.
They got a sword sword now.
Reep run bridge.
I got a manchat.
You got ult again, or Arisa, or no?
Yeah, I have ult.
Pull them in here in a sec.
When you've got all of them, not right now.
Push up soon, push up soon.
Creeper gone.
Left yourself, laddo.
They have Sojourn and Ana.
Sojourn and Ana.
Ana in the back, Ana in the back.
Go back, go back, go back, go back.
Yep, yep.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for body blocking.
Let's go, let's go.
That's some game sense right there.
We've held them here for four minutes, dude.
Honestly, the Widow switch was such a throw.
They're gonna have ultimates here.
Reaper?
Oh, he ran away.
He ran back.
Okay.
I got a whole hog.
I will kill their tank first Backing up backing up I'm backing up Reinhardt coming.
Runner gonna ult!
Yeah...
They use a lot of balls for that.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Don't jump around, Iron.
They're gonna hit shot you.
Shit.
They use a very...
We got Orisa ult.
We got Orisa ult.
We win this.
We win this.
Are you solo at high noon, okay?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got you.
Soldier in two-tap, let's go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm slapped.
Where's, where's Reaper?
Oh, Foyra!
20 seconds These barrels are smoking Time to go Let's go Moira.
Moira on point.
Mario on point.
Still been.
Alright.
I'm about to hide doing these scrubs.
Alright, yeah, I'm about to ult.
Alright, nice.
Nice.
The beatings will continue When those two were chasing me I missed a bunch of shots there I thought I was dead but mercy was pocketing me shout out to you I'm trying to evade it shit running away That's crazy man I was like if I close this game.
Yeah Here Please go!
*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh*
Thank you.
W Yennefer Is them again I Damn!
All right, we'll go into team I'm gonna try a matcha this time I Yeah, our matcha- Oh shit, wait a- gave a sick?
Oh, okay, you're not- you're not playing.
Okay, I thought you were playing Arisa again.
I was gonna say, yo, if you hear, like, uh, step right up, just Arisa all every time.
Oh, okay.
But you're playing- no no no, you can play Romatro, that's fine, the shield is good.
Oh yeah, Romatro is sig right now.
It's okay.
If it doesn't work, I'm gonna switch to a healer.
It's okay.
Are you running one healer?
Oh shit, okay, here we go.
Uh, it should work.
Hopefully, we have a lot of shield.
Okay, they got Widow, I'm backing up.
They got Widow.
Don't get sniped Yennefer.
Oh!
Fuck, man.
Damn it, bro.
She went on top of the movie theater and sniped me.
Don't die in her for- Oh, good, Rez.
Good, Rez.
He's getting power booster too.
Bitch, can't snipe me from here.
each half raper is in the movie theater Stuck him.
Reaper won.
Good finish, good finish.
Proclaiming a barrier.
I have lost new enemies.
What?
Razz razz razz razz razz.
We can rest!
Oh god, can't we?
Oh my bad, I was backing up.
Oh don't back off After this gets which character *Gunshot* Widow is weak.
Oh no, she's getting healed.
Looking at me.
DAMAGE BOOST Did you go help them?
They need a heal.
They need a heal.
Reaper on the right.
Reaper on the right.
Watch out.
Reaper gone.
Good shit.
Widowmaker here!
Kill this Widow!
She's right here!
She's right here!
They have a netto Mercy?
Mercy one.
Alright, I'm backing up his response right there.
Yep.
Yep, there she is.
I stuck her.
Yeah.
Hit her with a headshot.
No!
Breaking Torb.
Fuck, man!
Uh, jeez.
Oh, we were behind.
Freep on me!
Freep on me!
Kill this idiot, man!
What a fucking faggot, bro!
Hide!
These kids are gonna lose this game, though.
Like, they don't even have a tank, though.
They're gonna lose.
They're gonna lose.
We're just gonna hold them.
The Widow's just trying to get some snipes, but they're stupid.
Me and Mercy are coming back right now.
Enemy turret destroyed.
Sniper.
Thanks, you got no healers, by the way.
You got no healers.
Yeah, I'm backed up.
Widow top.
Oh, we're on top, we're on top, we're on top.
Nice barrier Oh, I got anti'd.
I'm just gonna switch Gary.
We got this man.
Damn.
The dude fucking sold all to me.
What a fucking faggot man.
Top or top?
Heroes never die.
Reaper up top, I think, still?
Is he still up there?
Yeah, Raper's still up there.
Bro, we're on the right, man.
Fucking bitch, man.
This game is so frustrating, bro.
Kill them please Widow's in the back Widow's in the back just hiding.
Nice.
F*** that bitch.
Reaper over here with Mercy.
Yeah, Mercy right.
I'm running away.
I got away.
Thank you.
Reaper behind.
I see him.
I see him.
Mercy on the right.
Mercy on the right.
Weak.
Reaper above, Reaper above, Reaper above, Reaper above still.
Reaper half.
He's one!
Reaper one!
What this fucking faggot man?
Ripper bop They got tracer now, tracer on the fucking thing How does Ripper every time got killed someone?
Damn I Told you Spooky this is what we're gonna do bro.
You're gonna go back to tank and I'm gonna um, I'm gonna play Baptiste No, no, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
We win this.
We win this I think I have to die first.
No, no, no, it's okay Torb is one!
Torb is one!
Take cover!
I rolled away.
I couldn't...
Behind, behind.
Reaper area nanoed.
Nanoed Reaper.
Tracer one.
Tracer one.
She just used recall.
Stay alive!
Stay alive!
Don't die!
Stay alive!
Where's the tracer?
Where's the tracer?
Tracer on sig.
Go for their backline!
Stuck her!
Stuck her tracer!
Got her!
Fucking bitch!
Let's go man!
Fuck these kids!
Mercy!
They're just playing a really cancerous comp.
That's the only reason why they're getting point.
Come back!
I'm backing up.
Yeah, back up all Kitsune.
Use Kitsune first.
3 for teleporting.
3 for teleporting.
I don't know where he is.
I think he's above the top.
He's weak as hell.
What?
How?
The turret and the molten core got me.
How?
What?!
The turret bro.
I don't know if we'll make it.
A bit early.
Alright, they got it.
It's fine.
We forced them to go all the way.
So, this is what we're gonna do.
We can triple tank it.
I'm gonna play Baptiste.
Alright.
Let's do it.
Let's fuck these kids up, man.
Prepare to attack.
Alright.
They haven't seen me play Baptiste in a while so let's fuck these dudes up.
My main isn't even Arisa.
Yeah, they're gonna kill mine first.
Nah, they won't.
I'm gonna be in the backline.
Yeah, they're gonna go to the backline and kill you, Reaper.
Remember?
Stay with us.
The only guy that's kind of keeping us at bay is there, Reaper.
Yeah, just stay with us man If we die anyone died instant rest I
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attack commencing. Capture Objective A.
They are a monkey.
Get back!
Get back!
Yeah, I know Oh Oh Oh Let's
go I'm with you, Hog.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Be careful.
We're going a little bit too far up for the payload.
Back, man.
Go back.
Go back.
Gather here.
Yeah, we can afford to lose you.
Ball.
You are completely healed.
Yeah, that ball is gonna be a menace Dumps I'm breaking turret.
Turret low.
I got a window.
I'm gonna pop window here in a little bit.
Pop a window in three, two, one.
Just not.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's go.
Thank you.
That's fine.
They're running away.
I'll give you all charge, man.
I'll give you all charge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, try not to hell yourself so I can get another window.
Push in, push in, push in, push in, push in, push in.
Uh, wait for a bit, wait for a bit.
They can't stop us, they fucking suck.
Zarya is just sitting in the corner?
You're fine, I got you, I got you, Walt.
I'm gonna fish in, I'm gonna fish in.
Alright, go ahead, you're gonna full hug?
Oh, you mean you're trying to get a hook?
Yeah, don't hold up here in a second.
Stay in the immortality field.
Oh, what?
Oh, she one-shotted me, bro.
Lucky fucking bitch.
- Good res.
- Is Aria on me?
- Aria on me? - Oh my god, this bitch is charged! - Oh no.
Be careful, be careful.
Nice.
Got another window.
Popping it right now Got y'all got y'all got y'all You're anti-healed though, back up!
Ah, I couldn't back up.
That was so close.
Let's go Roadhog!
I got you!
I got you!
I'm bucketing you!
Keep running!
Keep running!
You're anti-healed!
You're anti-healed!
Got you!
Desire starts up!
Stay in the immortality field guys!
I'm in trouble with your result!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Mercy trying to rest that bitch!
Hell now!
Where you going bitch?
Let's go!
They ain't gotta beat my original.
I got another one!
I almost had my all.
Let's fucking go!
Alright, we have three minutes.
Me and you.
All team.
Fucking go.
A nice heal on there.
I got you bro, I got you.
Yeah, cuz this guy clearly wants to play tank, so it's fine.
Y'all wanna play triple tank?
We can do this shit.
It's working surprisingly well.
I'm pretty good Ana too, guys.
I mean, you guys tell me what you prefer.
Ana or Baptiste?
Whatever you want, whatever you want.
It's okay.
Whatever heals, man.
Okay, I'll play Ana.
I haven't played Ana on mouse and keyboard yet.
Here we fucking go.
Here we fucking go, baby!
Well, if they have a winner, you can always sleep them.
Yeah, we got three tanks.
You're gonna get nano very fast.
The chat's seen me play some characters here they haven't seen me play in a very long time.
Let's see here.
The older I get, the faster the years go.
It's likely that time is passing at the same rate it always has.
Barring relativistic effects, of course.
I like you better when you are talking to yourself.
I don't see a Widow.
I don't think they have Oda.
They have Bastion?
Sombra behind us.
Stay with us man, stay with us.
Don't give a fuck about her.
Oh my god.
Nooooo.
Come back, come back.
Don't rest, don't rest, don't rest, don't rest.
You'll have to try harder than that.
Oh, you can get that.
Nice.
That somber is kind of targeting me The somber got Cool for health!
Saga are dead.
Nice.
Go to sleep, faggot.
Nice.
Where are you going?
Easy clap.
Nice.
Hey, y'all are a great bunch, man.
That was good.
We almost lost, man.
We got it
I heard PC is going to have MCS very soon on Overwatch.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
*sad music* *sad music* Another day, another battlefield.
*sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* Yeah, uh, uh, the last game, uh, Sigma, he got the enemy team.
Oh yeah, yeah, he's about to get fucked up now, he's probably fucked up.
This is unfortunate.
If they don't play hard to kill characters, I'm just gonna go Reinhardt.
Oh, D.Va.
I'll fuck with it.
Torb up top.
Take a run through!
I don't know what the hell just happened.
Shot engine, hope die.
Warming in.
Like a bit?
Just a bit.
Alright, I'm already 85 to fucking window, man.
Yeah, I'm at 60.
Damn!
22:16 Get in here!
Pop the window!
Light them up, faggot!
Let's go!
This is not fair, bro bro.
It really isn't Oh I'm getting pushed off the map Half HP on...
Okay You can instantly d-mac Fucking
But I have another window *laughs* The D.Va got instantly d-mac Dude, not even a chance.
That was so chaotic.
Dude, did you see how stacked up they were?
Yeah.
They were just getting steamrolled, dude.
Run through.
Fuck.
They want to kill Myron so bad.
The Nan of the Winston.
Keep chasing.
Dude.
Every time I saw that monkey, I would hit him with my Jabba and just run straight into his bubble.
I'm going to the left.
Alright, I'm going left.
Alright, uh, they have pylon.
Nice!
it's f%#@ bus File unbroken.
I'm breaking turret.
Let's push!
No fear!
I didn't even mean to kill that D.Va.
No fear!
No fear!
Come here boy!
No fear!
No fear!
It's okay, I got you!
I'm fighting!
Let's continue to fight!
Let's go!
Let's look at the window already!
This is so bad!
Oh, he's got a point!
Finish them!
Once they come outside, we're gonna hit them with the window!
You guys ready?
Light these faggots up!
Let's go!
Damn, they couldn't even get point.
Oh no!
Back up a bit, Marin!
Just back up, back up, back up.
I got you.
I got you, I got you.
I block you, I block you.
You lived this.
He has no hook, he has no hook, but we got a hook still!
Stupid!
Stupid!
Let's push! Let's push! Let's push!
I'm gonna die! Let's push! Let's push!
Oh, I just- I just- I just ate it, dude.
Some frogging the point!
Torb on the left!
Torb on the left.
No!
I got pooped!
Fuck I pushed off him How about I try that again?
I can't believe that.
I pushed off their tank.
You guys are gonna have to like back up a bit.
Healers are gone.
No back!
No, they got point.
They got point for one second, man.
Man, that's so unfortunate.
Oh no!
I'm ready to engage.
No chasing me, I'm dead.
I got Booth Hog ulted off the map, dude.
Wait.
I got window, by the way.
I got window.
All right, let's go right side for it Torps one I got him, I got him.
Oh, they're not hitting it now.
That was fucking terrible.
They got fucked up, man.
The only reason they- they got point in the first place is because we were too busy with that Lucio.
Bro, that, uh...
That wasn't fair That was not fair, bro What the fuck, man?
That was fucking abuse, man.
Even the chat is like, what the fuck, man?
They said that this is abuse.
We're shitting on them.
Prepare for battle.
Like of this make match Yeah, I was going to be jealous Let's see what he plays.
Alright, his profile is private.
Which one?
Meh.
Andy left the voice channel?
What a faggot.
Wrong way, I already saw it, wrong way.
Uh...
No, it's confusing.
Oh, he went Sombra.
Okay, faggot.
Yeah.
Left chat and then went Sombra.
He knows he's gonna get flamed.
Do you have a Sombra?
I'm on the Sombra.
They got a ball, too.
They're Lucio 1.
What the fuck?
How'd she live?
Where'd she go?
We got no healers, guys.
FYI. Oh, god.
Go back, man.
Go back.
Run, run, run, run, run, run.
Mercy come to me.
Oh, I'm dead.
You got rest.
They have a master Two tap!
Two tap!
Let's go!
Balls leak.
Ball!
Ball dead!
Ball dead!
Nice!
Nice!
I'm gonna use my high noon and I'm gonna switch the second healer bro.
This shit is miserable one healer man.
Yeah, especially with the ball.
Almost Sombra.
Don't fire the front, man.
I'm backing up, backing up.
I'm sorry I come out with Lucio.
Myra on the left.
Is there a ball behind us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ball behind us.
Ball half.
One more fight, one more fight, one more fight.
Yeah.
One more, one more.
Alright, alright.
I have my ult.
You got your ult?
Alright.
We can get- yeah, Morphin Erysic Castle is gonna be fired.
Zarya, is one bubble?
That should be in your money.
I'm using this, I'm using this.
Zarya, go on, Zarya, go on.
Oh, I got hacked, I got hacked.
Get in the point!
Alright.
Uh, did we lose it?
Yeah, we lost it.
Yeah.
This Sombra on his team is a retard.
That's why he left chat.
Fucking faggot.
It's fine though.
We're gonna win this next one now.
Now that we got a second healer.
Sombra diff.
Yeah, their Sambra's a lot better than ours.
All right, here we go.
That's one dead on their team.
No!
How?!
The fuck?!
This Zarya's charged up as hell on their team, dude!
I got you, Yanafro.
Ha!
- Yeah, low, low, low. - I'm hacked, I'm hacked.
- I got you, I got you, Spooky. - My duty is being going. Spooky. - My duty is being going.
Holy shit man.
That could have gone better.
Coming back, Hog.
In mercy.
Shit.
Yeah, dude, the Sombra's...
Fucking terrible on our team.
He's trolling!
He never...
Yeah, look, he's shooting...
Yeah, Mara, stay with us.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
I'm with Spook and shit.
Yeah, the Sombra's not playing, bro.
Yeah, he's not even playing, bro.
He's shooting at us.
Look.
He's being a fucking faggot for no reason.
So he's throwing.
Ah, okay.
This kid's a thrower, guys.
That's why.
This kid's a thrower.
I'm surprised.
Even the other person on the team said that he's a thrower.
I got a window by the way.
Oh, I fell down. I fell down.
No, no shot, dude.
Let's do his ass, Mary. - Okay.
Yeah, I died.
Coming back now.
Samba sucks.
Can't die first.
The Zarya fucking targeting me.
Watch out Sambrix here left bro.
I'm healing you're fine you're fine.
After this I'm gonna switch to either Sigur or Ryan.
Audio objective, on TV.
Myron, ignore the ball!
Ignore the ball!
Heal tank!
Just heal tank!
Ignore the ball!
Alright.
Yeah, let's skim.
Let's skim.
Fuck this game.
Yeah, we can't win this one.
Fuck this game.
Fuck this game.
Yeah.
Just let them win, bro.
Because BMW is throwing.
We lost.
We lost.
Yeah.
Even the dudes on the other team are like, yeah bro, avoid that kid.
He even knows that he's terrible.
Yeah.
Kid was throwing, bro.
He was just shooting at us the whole time.
Let me make sure I fucking avoid that idiot.
Fucking faggot.
Alright, now we good.
We can play.
I got like two or three more in me and then I'll be done.
Okay Okay Okay Okay
Yeah that kid was a faggot brother Like, I don't understand.
Let me go somber in a game and just throw.
Fucking fag.
I could be in top you.
This profile is private.
That should tell you everything you need to know.
No, whenever someone's profile is private, they're trash.
*sad music*
King Derulo says, Myra, what do you personally tell your dad when your dad brings up a girl for you to marry?
I just say, I'm not ready.
That's it.
Fuck it while we wait.
Let's do this video video.
Right when we get it fucking...
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
Alright, we can join team.
*saddle*
Can't believe it. - I lost like 20% from that.
Look how fucked these kids up, don't worry.
What's that called America, man?
On your head.
Let's go.
Time to melt these scrubs.
You guys ready?
Yeah All right, what's that call on your head?
Oh, it's a beanie, but it's a special one for waves.
It has linen inside.
I'll show y'all in a second.
Okay.
Ball up here, ball up here.
Oh, he ran away.
Let's go to robot.
Go to robot.
Okay.
Reaper on you.
He's won.
Idiot.
Dead.
Nice finish.
Ball coming to me.
Let's go to robot.
Moira here, Moira here.
I need help.
Ball and Moira.
McCree got two tapped.
Let's go!
Oh!
That diff!
He got diffed!
McCree diff!
Here we go!
Chat, y'all saw that?
That boy got melted.
I hear reaper Oh shit Reaper behind you remind you we brought you He's one!
He's one!
Get fucked, idiot!
Mercy over here!
Where the hell'd she go?
She got melted.
That's right.
That dude switched off a Cree ASAP.
When you got two tapped, he switched off a Cree ASAP.
He said "Fuck this." Oh, he's gonna get rolled either way, man.
D.Va behind us with ball.
And Moira to our right.
Moira dropped down.
D.Va?
How?!
Goddamn!
Oh, nice rest.
Balls on me.
Nice, I have 17 health.
I'm backing up, backing up.
Back up, hog.
Back up, back up, back up.
I'm coming back.
I got a high noon.
Yo, you got ult?
Arisa ult?
Yeah, I got ult.
Alright, get ready to pop it here soon.
We just gotta get the D.Va out of mek though.
I'm with you on this D.Va.
Get ready to ult him here soon.
Alright, right.
My bad.
They have a one shot Ana.
Ana one, Ana one!
Bob is behind our hog.
Moira too, Moira too.
Moira's in the store.
They switched Doomfist?
She ran away, she ran away, she ran away.
Kill Anna, kill Anna, kill Anna!
D.Va, D.Va, over here, D.Va?
No, kill Anna!
Oh shit, she's going after me!
I'm dead.
I couldn't see the Anna.
Because the people's in front of him I need help Oh, shit!
I'm about to die!
Thank you Get D.Va, get D.Va Wow.
That's 12 o'clock.
Fuck you niggas.
Fuck you.
Bitch.
It's fucking good.
Alright, nice.
Who's left?
Who's left?
Ash?
It's just- Yeah, it's just their Ash.
I hear Maura on our back.
She's weird.
I don't know what she's doing, man.
She like randomly flanks and shit.
I don't know why.
Uh, Maura top.
Oh, with Doomfist?
Ana up top.
Ana and Dima in front of us.
Careful, man.
Ana, no sleep.
Ana weak on the right!
On a one.
Thank you for killing this money killer.
No, nobody got there.
Okay What Don't miss You drop it right down I'm sure I'm with you.
I'm sure I'm with you.
We're fucking them up Ah They're all full HP, I've run away.
Fucking Doomfist is one shot, man.
Pain is in their speed.
I got D.Va.
Doomfist.
Shoot this Doomfist.
Doomfist's weak.
Just counter them.
Let them come to you, Marin.
Don't push.
Creeper 1!
Creeper...
Oh my god, you fucking slaps, bro.
Yeah, just counter just counter Bro Holy shit!
Yeah, don't push.
Damn.
These dudes are just diving us, man.
Fucking faggots, man!
Stay together All right, and if you need help call for help We can see you every time.
She nano D.Va.
She nano D.Va.
D.Va on the left.
Go for Doom.
Go for Doom.
D.Va here.
I need help.
Where's y'all going?
My bad.
I thought you guys were with me, man.
Come on, Cole.
Try a little harder.
Oh, that might never be good.
They're taking the robot.
Meet your fate.
They're evolving their barricades.
Doofus.
Die, die, man.
I want to play.
Yo, that's fucking D.Va man! Uhhhhhhhhh, can we kill someone?!
Goddiva, Goddiva.
Push!
I don't want in the back.
I don't want in the fucking pen.
Dude.
Bro.
How?
How?
I'm trying.
man.
Holy shit she's carrying them bro.
How the wind was this?
Don't die!
Please don't die!
Yo, Moira, one shot.
Moira, one shot.
Low diva.
Is there a Doomfist behind us?
Uh, no.
Yeah, he's on the right.
Stop right.
Stop right.
Doomfist, stop right.
Reaper on the left.
Doomfist, stop right.
Doomfist, one.
Doomfist, one over here.
Got em.
Two dead on your team.
Ana dead, finally.
Now we can fuck them up!
Diva out of max, bitch!
Oh, heck.
Alright, let's go, man.
If anybody need help, anyone, anybody gonna die?
Just say it!
Don't die!
More behind us, more behind us. Rebrunner payload, rebrunner payload!
I'm about to, aw fuck.
Rebrunner behind, oh god this kid's a faggot bro.
I'm dead bro.
Fuckin' nice res.
Nufus gone.
Baby D.Va gone.
Baby D.Va gone.
Oh shit.
I'm on fire!
Oh, it's full.
They have a soldier?
Yup.
Noofus, I stuck him on the left.
Doofus on the right, Doofus on the right.
Dead, dead.
Reaper behind us, Reaper behind us, man.
Going for Reaper, going for Reaper.
No Wraith, no Wraith on him.
Don't let him kill on Mercy.
He's on me.
Oh, I'm dead.
We got a state point.
Ah.
Oh.
That Ana, bro.
Fuckin' save them, bro.
Yeah, every time I tried killin' him, the D.Va just keep it.
Dude, she nano'd that fuckin' D.Va and fuckin' Reaper every time.
This dude voids fuckin' sucks.
He shouldn't even a fuckin' bro.
Fucking faggot man.
All right, hopefully you match them again, bro.
I don't even like that fucking map.
Boyd's kid is a fucking faggot, man.
I don't even like that.
I don't even like that.
I don't even like that.
King Darul asked me about Jeremy Boring and Fuentes' Twitter space debate.
I didn't see that debate.
So I don't know.
So I don't know.
So I don't know.
Fuck these kids up.
Hmm.
Someone needs to fill this up.
Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the deadlock gang.
Stay clean.
You guys want to absolutely steamroll them?
Yep.
Now we gotta face another Reaper?
I'm actually kind of a gutted reaper player.
I despise reapers.
Alright, we're gonna fuck these.
This is gonna be no mercy now because we lost that last game and we shouldn't have lost it.
Soldier already half.
Oh, do him for some, do him for some.
This fucking piece of shit can I get, bro.
No one pushing payload?
Oh, shit.
Doofus on the left.
He ran away.
Soldier weak above.
D.Va trying to dive me.
I'm on his D.Va.
Gone.
Go for stop left More one more one more one one want us you ran so the week up there finish what don't finish off He's running low, low pitch.
He's low as well.
I'm on his D.Va.
What the fuck?
I was muted.
You fucked up doing that.
Baby D.Va here?
Nice punch, idiot.
Just keep chasing me around and waste your nano, stupid fuck.
Thank you, Mercy, thank you, thank you, thank you, I'm backing up.
No, man, fuck!
We don't got enough heal!
You have enough heals *BOOM* D.Va top right.
D.Va top right.
D.Va almost out of mech.
I need heals.
I'm about to die.
D.Va out of mech.
We don't got heals.
I've got you in my sight.
Kill this idiot.
Yeah, fuck you.
Of course.
Dead.
Dumbass.
Good shit, bro.
Good shit, Spooky.
Baby Diva Melted.
We got this shit.
What?
Doomfist on the right?
Idiot, I don't know why he did that.
Stupid fuck.
Nice.
Soldier one, soldier...
I'm gonna get anybody cause they suck I got heal right here for you guys oh shit run run run run run they're all there Watch out, Mercy!
Soldier!
Soldier!
Alright, I'm backing up.
I'm what you're trying to man, I'm what you're trying to man!
Get in there, all going.
This soldier is really chasing me around.
Oh, I'm dead, my bad.
Get fucked, idiot!
Get outplayed, you fucking faggot!
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
These faggots are trash!
I'm switching Zarya for D.Va.
Let's go!
The beatings will continue!
You fucking idiots gonna piss me off now!
Get the D.Va out of mech, I got Visor.
Viva's about to be out of mech!
Soldier weak!
Yeah, you better run, bitch.
You better run.
I got visor We get the diva out of mech get the diva out of mech get the diva out of mech Yup yup yup Give me a lot while I do this shit.
Let's goooo I'm low I'm low Damn they use a nano visor I've got you in my sights
I can't get away with this Soldier weak on their team Diotic healers ready for you Thanks
Good choice Or another You're with one Watch out.
There's somebody.
Dufus here!
Yep.
Watch out Mercy.
Don't let him kill you.
Alright.
Ana up top.
Ana up top.
She's weak as hell up there Soldier one soldier one Reaper death, or...
Going for diva.
Nevermind.
I'm low and low.
Fuckin'!
Crap.
30 seconds for me.
Nerf death!
Wait.
30 seconds for me.
Nerf there!
If I'm still standing, I'm still...
We aren't gonna be able to get a Wi-Fi anymore.
Please don't die first!
I mean...
Uh, we can't touch it.
We can't touch it.
We have to hold them now.
We gotta full hold it.
Alright, we can't be thinking.
Let me run the players.
Sure.
Go ahead.
I'm gonna run the players.
You should have ran a Zenyatta, bro.
I think a Zenyatta would have been better than Ana.
Tell me to heal her tank.
We need a heal Just go Arisa you You can counter to him.
I got you boys.
I don't want to be an asshole, but I'm a better DPS than you, but it's fine.
We'll let you have it I always always fight the corner oh I'm only guilty of stealing hearts.
And being honest with you, your Ashe isn't that good.
That's why I fucked you up.
You have to switch last game.
Damn.
Just keeping it real.
I don't think you should be playing Ashe, but that's just me.
I love that energy, bro.
Just keep in a row with you bro Doom Why are we backing up?
What are we backing up?
Behind me.
Behind me.
Doom on me.
Kill Doom!
I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him.
Kill Doom!
I'm dying.
Bro, what?!
Bro, I was shooting him the whole fucking time.
This is your DPS?! This is your Ashe?!
You're fucking useless!
It's disgusting.
What you laughing at?
Yeah, this boy and kid is fucking serious, bro.
It's fucking funny, man.
Someone has to keep your eyes.
I've touched you on my sides.
We've won!
Is he doing this here?
What?
Don't die, please!
Ash, back up!
Oh my god, I'm trying to save you right now!
Play or a hog, please!
Don't go by yourself!
No, play around Hog!
Get on top, Myron!
Yeah, I'm getting.
Close them below you bro.
Soldier below I got window by the way Alright.
Don't ever fucking die!
Reaper, there's a fucking soldier right next to you, bro!
Kill him!
What the hell?
Come back, Orisa!
Yeah, I know.
I got a window by the way.
Okay, we got you, we got you.
Got y'all.
Fucking shit, man.
They have a reaper, they have a reaper.
Die!
Just die!
We need a real group!
come back out grouped up I use my own as soon as I can don't fucking die there keeping you guys alive What?!
Rest me, rest me, rest me!
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* We're going!
We just gotta make sure not to C9.
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* They got Reaper?
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* They used...
They're pushing you.
*Mario's voice* The night is young.
A victim appears.
Coming back.
Coming back.
Over there.
Doomfist above you guys.
Heal me!
Heal me!
We're gonna rest.
keep it a mercy alive I got punched I Good try guys.
Dude, how do I have as much damage as you know played healer half the game?
Boy, I got more damage than you.
It was trash, bro I got one more cuz I want to go out on a fucking hell of a That voice kid fucking sucks, bro.
I don't want him on our team.
Let me fucking make sure everybody avoids that kid.
Ah shit.
Getting fucking blows.
*Gunshot*
Alright, time to get our revenge and fuck this kid up.
Y'all ready to fuck this kid up?
Time to fuck this dude up, bro.
Go team.
We're gonna fuck these kids up.
They have Void again.
AMG's gonna play Doom again?
Alright.
They have this coming, so let's give it to them.
Peace.
The Yana's gonna play Ana, we know that.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Alright, let's go.
Round one, capture the objective.
Powered up.
I'm going right hand side, taking high ground.
And we got the health pack here, too.
Ball!
Damn, Laga.
No!
Fuck!
Knock me off the map, man.
Try.
Still got some fight.
Here's ball right here.
Baptiste won.
Come on, Baptiste!
Got him.
Fucking faggot.
Boys is playing Reaper.
Dead.
You suck, idiot.
Moira running.
Let's go, let's go.
We got these boys on the back, on their back foot now.
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.
All headshots on this fucking gay ass manga.
Taking off angle.
Oh, shit.
I almost got Visor.
Reaper in that room He's got a cage He's gonna cave.
Get ready.
Oh, man.
Paga 1!
I've got you.
Pop advisor, let's go.
Surrender to my will.
Die, die, die.
It's been an eye-seeing tower spots.
What the?
Damn.
We gotta touch, we gotta touch.
Damn.
Reaper behind me.
I'm not gonna be able to make it.
Yo, guys, we gotta step it up.
I'm not losing these fucking kids, man.
We gotta step it up.
It's getting hard to kill him.
I have to switch to something.
I'm not sure which, though.
Zen.
We need a Zen.
I'm gonna go from tank to zen Do you know how to play zen well?
We don't need a three healer.
We don't need a three healer.
I told Moira go to Zen.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, just play your best tank, bro.
Just play your best tank.
I'm really not trying to fucking lose these fucking fangas.
Play your best tank.
I'm just gonna go Remaster.
Alright, let's do it.
My best tank is Ryan, so I can't really play that.
I'm doing a bunch of...
Alright.
They got his aria.
Get on point.
Fight for a point.
I'm dying!
What?!
Bro, what?!
Jeez.
I can't get away with this.
Oh!
Zarya could die.
Baptiste on the right.
Keeper right here on the left.
Sorry, we go.
Everyone heal up!
Oh my god.
I keep forgetting about the wall, man.
This voice fucking sucks, bro.
You can follow up!
There's a pick, that's a pick!
Alright, alright, I'm coming in.
Now this one kill this boy God And that's it I play I kill two healer and we're still losing I I don't know.
I don't know how!
The Reaper came from behind us, man.
I don't fucking know, man.
I killed two healers and we still lose.
Can we stop dying?
Please?
I don't quit till the fight's done.
This ball, man.
We lost.
It's impossible to get through them, man.
That ball carried them, bro.
That ball was fucking carrying them, dude.
Play of the game.
I'm so fucking annoying, bro.
He's literally doing nothing!
Don't wanna go out in hell. .
I'm gonna lose and go off.
Puck it.
That was fucking annoying, bro.
That kid fucking carried them, bro.
That boy is doing nothing.
Right when I was gonna fucking kill somebody, he would just come up behind me and just hit me in the back.
Distract me and shit.
I genuinely don't know how to win.
That voice kid fucking sucks, man.
I always kill.
I kill first.
We lose.
A Hulk won and I died.
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