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March 31, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
03:05:23
Smacking Scrubs w/ Pro Awkward & China-man
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I'm not streaming now.
Alright Ninjas, I think we're live now.
Zoom in a little bit.
All right, we're going to start this thing off.
Oh, what the hell?
Why not hit?
Oh, sorry guys, I didn't hit ready.
Fucking retort.
Alright.
Alright guys, welcome to the stream.
I'm here with Awkward, the Russian, and China Man.
I'm here with the Communists.
So we're about to beat some asses, as you guys know, as usual.
It's early morning, 6 o'clock in the morning, but you guess what?
These dudes are about to get work at 6 o'clock in the morning.
As y'all can see, the waves are spinning.
We're gonna destroy some single dads before their job, before their blue call as well.
Hold on, my bad.
Fucking Rumble shit.
Rumble is offline.
Oh, it's gonna go live here in a second.
It takes a second for it to go.
Oh, okay.
Let me look here on Twitter.
On Twitter, we should be up.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're live on Twitter.
Alright.
Oh, you know what?
Nah, nah, nah.
We're gonna punish these kids.
I'm playing soldier.
We're about to punish these scrubs.
Come on, buddy.
Let's go, man.
Let's fucking knock him out.
Let's fucking knock him out, man.
Oh, look at that.
We got the Englishmen ready to go.
You hyped up?
Let's fucking go.
It's 6 in the morning.
Over here.
Why the fuck do I have an American in my game, bro?
Don't worry about why you got an American in your game.
We'll take it over.
It's an invasion.
It's an invasion.
You got a Russian and a China.
Let's fucking go.
Let's go.
It's World War I. Let's go.
Let's go, faggots.
Let's fucking go.
These dudes are about to get molested.
The beatings will continue.
Let's go.
Six o'clock in the morning.
I'm in your fucking front door like Domino's Pizza.
Oh!
Wait, bro, that's fucking Myron, bro.
That's Myron.
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, Myron!
Yeah, that's Myron, bro.
We fresh a fit gang over here.
Let's go.
These bitches need to be in kitchens.
No, you're joking, bro.
You're joking!
Wait, seriously?
Yeah, man.
Oh shit, bro!
Let's go.
No way!
Alright, man.
Let's win, man.
Yeah.
Hog over here with McCree.
Be careful.
Hog one.
Hog one.
Get fucked, Hog!
You guys got this.
You guys got this.
Alright, man.
What is Ana doing?
What is Ana doing?
Oh, she slapped me.
Ana's one shot.
Good finish.
Come this way.
Come this way.
That's Ana, Dave.
Two dead on their team.
Two dead on their team.
Point.
Point.
And they're getting worked.
They're about to get worked.
Yeah.
The beatings will fucking continue.
Hog touching?
I hope so.
Hog trying to come in?
Hog no hog?
Nah, we got point.
We got point.
We got point.
I'll stay point.
Alright, we got this shit.
Let's go.
I got you, Hogward!
Hog, I'm gonna die.
Hog can die.
Hog can die.
I think it's a girl.
Yeah, Qgirl66, you stupid bitch!
Bitch get fucked!
Oh I got slept again.
I got you.
I got you.
Thank you.
I'm killing everyone.
Oh shit.
McCree running.
He weak though.
He's sleeping.
Get fucked, McCree.
Go, take nano, bro.
Take nano.
It don't matter.
It don't matter.
We're gonna punish them.
Give it to the Britishman.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Get this bitch!
Who's here?
Who's here?
No fear!
No fear!
What's up, faggots?
Let's go!
No fear!
I'll be out.
Run, run, run!
Run, run!
Run, run, run!
Run, run, run, run!
Run, run, run, run!
Run, run, run, run, run!
Run, run, run, run!
- I'm dead. - It's okay. - All right, let's go. - All right, I got a boss.
You leave me behind to die, bro.
Okay, I'm good.
Ah, no, I'm not good.
Where's the Matrix?
Where's the Matrix, bro?
Nah, but you wouldn't have lived, Zarya.
He gonna live.
I'm here, too.
You abandoned him.
Zarya.
Go go go go for soldier go for soldier Oh shit Fuck it!
YOLO! Let's go!
I got you in my sights too, faggot!
One shot, one shot!
Get that fucking soldier he's weak.
God damn it, bro.
He got me.
He had the nano.
I was lucky.
I'm so pinned.
Uh, Zarya is in this stairs over here.
Oh no, she dropped down.
Okay, good grab.
He got no one, he got no one.
Zarya won, Zarya won!
Oh my god, bro!
She's weak as fuck!
He got you, he got you.
Zarya won, Zarya won!
Don't let him arrest, don't let him arrest!
Yo, she's 100% charged, man.
Alright, she's dead now.
Donkey, when you jump, I'll nano you.
Never mind, never mind.
About damn time you did something.
God damn, nigga, useless.
Come on, come on, give me the nano.
No, go.
Get some kills, bro.
Go for nano, go for nano.
I'm moving this payload, man.
I don't know what we're doing.
We ain't moving the payload.
Fuck the payload.
Hey, bro, I'm trying to win.
We can't- the beatings can't continue unless we win.
Alright.
Nice dragon.
Battle frog.
He's already got no bubble.
Third point.
I'm shooting her in the head.
I'm shooting this- kill this bitch.
Dead.
McCree won.
McCree won.
Get fucked idiot.
Mercy dad.
Soldier dead?
These kids suck.
Where are you going, monkey?
Where are you going, monkey?
I'm going to let the hood.
You coward.
Alright, get back in there, nigger.
Get back in there.
Oh, come on!
*laughs* Hog Hog!
Oh, she nanoed the hog.
He has no hook though, he has no...
Five seconds over.
Hog is weak bottom right.
Oh, McCree on bridge, McCree on bridge, McCree on bridge.
Much reds?
Three, two, one, I'm going.
Good champ.
I got you!
I got you, monkey, go!
Fuck on me.
Never mind.
Go, Myron, go, go, go, go.
Alright.
Oh, it's lit now, faggots!
You all died today!
Fuck you, whore!
It's one high, one faggot gets killed!
Get fucked!
Let's fucking go, man!
Bro, I had that machine gun and I felt invincible.
I was like them niggas from Columbine.
They can't stop me!
Let's fucking go!
Easy, easy.
We win.
Three to zero.
Switching sides.
Repair your defenses.
Select your hero.
They ask, you're the battle frog, you're the battle frog, awkward. awkward. - I'm trying to go awkward.
They ask what?
Battlefrog?
Yeah.
The Battlefrog has a name behind the Battlefrog, Awkward.
Lowest damage in the game, cannot beat me.
Yeah.
Battlefrog, your damage is too low.
Nice dying voice.
I throw games you got the Avengers assembled over here for you man.
Yeah.
Alright.
You guys ready to fuck these faggots up?
Let's go, man.
Yep.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Soldier one We see both Is this D.Va drunk?
You idiot!
D.Va, D.Va up here, D.Va up here.
Turn around, Arisa.
Thanks, Ryze.
Okay, I got you, man.
D.Va.
D.Va, D.Va one, D.Va one.
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you, awkward.
Oh, get fucking slept, bitch!
D.Va's about to be out of mech, D.Va's about to be out of mech.
They're really low, all of them are so low.
We go back, we go back.
Sojourn...
Well, she's...
This diva's retarded.
She's almost out of mech.
She's out of mech, she's out of mech.
Useless whore.
Bashin' on the right.
Bashin' on the right.
Bashin' one shot.
Good finish, bro.
Let's fucking go!
The beatings will continue!
We're in their spawn?
Fuck it!
Okay, we're in there spawn!
That's you.
Alright, out.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I got hooked.
Oh, I'm lit now!
I got you!
I got you!
Kill them all!
Kill them all!
I got you!
I got you!
Hey, nigga, bitch!
Come here!
Let's go!
Send in your fuckin' squads like the whores that you are!
Faggots!
It's fuckin' lit!
I don't know how you lived there.
I don't know how I lived there either, to be honest with you, but...
That nano kept me alive, bro.
I still got a visor, too.
That's good nano No TP no TP I got I got Visor in case.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, he's shooting rockets, bro!
Oh shit!
Alright, we got this.
Oh no!
Just fake one now, fake one now, fake one now, fake one now.
I'm gonna use ult, I'm using...
Rommarion, Rommarion, Rommarion, you're not safe there.
Oh, he's gonna use ult?
Fuck it!
We're in let now!
Ah, zero...
Zero kills from the original, fuck I'm no HP Wow.
Okay.
They all bum-rushed us.
That's fine.
They barely got that shit.
These kids suck.
Oh no!
Ah, fuck.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, sorry.
I didn't know he was there.
Oh my god, yeah, that was so much fucking damage.
Let's go.
Alright.
I'm dead.
Hog, hog, hog.
Hog is over here.
Hog is here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he's nano too?
He's getting healed, he's getting healed.
Hog is with Moira in the garage over there to the left.
What?
Good finish.
Alright, let's go.
Where's the hog?
Oh, he's dead, okay.
Basher one!
Basher Dex, he sucks!
Faggot.
Back a bit, Meryn?
Back a bit, Meryn?
Yeah, I'm backing, I'm backing.
Yeah, we can go.
Yeah, stay on high ground, stay on high ground.
I got high ground over here.
Nice.
Oh, he came over, he came over in their favor.
Go in, go in, go in.
Jump down, jump down!
Get out of there, MOGA! What are you doing?
I have MOGA. Oh fuck, my bad, my bad.
Come back Maren, come back Maren!
This dude bro!
Faggot!
Shot three rockets just at me man!
The fuck do I look like, Israel?
Like come on man!
God damn!
Alright.
Oh we got him where we want him!
Come here boy!
Stupid whore!
Bastards asleep, he about to die, get fucked stupid!
50 seconds, 50 seconds.
I'm gonna take Hygron.
Someone said watch your lane.
Shut up, bitch.
Alright.
Okay.
Oh, nice, end.
Hogg is coming around the right-hand side.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
The fuck is dead.
They desperate now.
They're all in the- OH! What the fu-?
Bro!
This- this fucking cutegirl66 is a fucking faggot, man.
Like, why were you there?
Your whole team was up top.
Why were you there?
Stupid bitch!
Nah, it's good shit.
Oh my god, we almost fucking- Let's go!
Get fucked, idiots!
The beaties will continue!
GG's, guys.
Have a nice day.
Alright, throw games.
Good stuff, bro.
Yeah, man.
I love the podcast, man.
I appreciate it, bro.
Keep letting these girls know they ain't shit.
Okay, I will, man.
Thank you very much.
Alright, brother.
Peace.
Peace.
Bro, he was...
Goddamn.
Bro, he knew just off the sound of my voice.
Pause.
Well, it's pretty recognizable at this point, no?
I guess so, but...
He's gonna get cancelled now.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
England doesn't take prisoners like this.
They don't have free speech.
They don't, bro.
He definitely is gonna get cancelled.
Facts.
Alright, we got some victims.
Travelling, prepare your defenses.
Select your heroes.
Alright, time to fuck these scrubs up.
Oh, they have eye throw games on the enemy team.
Gotta fuck him up.
Yeah, well.
He's on enemy team, so now we gotta fuck him up.
Someone needs to fill their cell.
Conditions are not optimal for experimentation, but they are optimal for- The boy's gonna get fucked up now.
Yeah, he is gonna get fucked up.
By the allies.
British.
Oh.
But go on.
Keep pushing me.
They also have KFC Lover on DPS. KFC Lover?
You can tell that's a black person.
I know that's a black man.
Yeah, that's a black dude.
100% a black.
Oh someone got hit with a rock already No, no What?!
My bad, my bad.
I'm so dumb.
High throw games is already weak, uh...
Fuck!
Where's that?
One HP Ash.
One HP Ash.
Junk right over here.
Junk right over here on the left.
Junk off.
Mercy weak in the sky Fuck Got ulted.
Oh shit!
Alright!
Come back!
Come to me!
*Rawah* I see one.
I see down.
Nice.
Arisa drop down.
Thank you.
Now we can undervise you here if you want.
How do you want to go?
Oh, there's a bunch of them in there.
Weak.
A bunch of them in there.
Weak.
There you go.
Yo, Special.
Let me get Soldier, bro.
Special, let me take Soldier, bro.
What?
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
I'll make the switch after I die here.
Only Arisa and Ashe.
We don't got here.
Arisa one, Arisa one.
Brace us so much.
What the fuck?
I'm distracting him in the bucket.
Back loop, back loop.
Back one, back one.
Got you, Ana.
Here, please.
Here, please.
Ana.
Ashe!
Goddammit!
Such a small-ass hitbox.
Swish some wisdom.
Where's Ash?
Where are you?
Ash one!
Ash one!
Oh you better run now monkey!
You better run now, monkey!
Nice, awkward!
Thank you!
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm gonna bomb, monkey.
Wow, dude, Chakra half.
Never mind, I got massive.
Thank you.
Chakra half.
Monkey one, monkey one.
He ran, he ran.
Goddammit, bro.
*Mario's gunshots* Goddammit, bro.
*Mario's gunshots* *Mario's gunshots* *Mario's gunshots* They're not moving the payload.
I don't know what they're doing.
I can touch.
I can touch.
I can touch. Stuck monkey.
Is he?
Man, they're all in there, bro.
They're all fucking in there.
Okay. - You got us outnumbered.
Keep that in mind. - You need for the one.
Oh, stupid.
Alright, soldier time.
Alright, now we're gonna fuck them up.
Uh, carry down.
Monkey room.
Merci, merci, merci Check one Monkey, monkey.
Monkey weak.
Melted.
All right.
Carry, carry.
Carry one.
Got her.
Now Mercy, she just...
I don't know where the Mercy is.
I jumped to her.
Trace on me.
Mercy weak as hell on the right-hand side.
Trace her down.
Trace her behind you guys.
One.
Trace her.
Monkey on me.
Monkey on me.
Oh man!
Trisina.
Pressing recall.
Mikey?
Wow!
Okay!
Two of them chased me.
I chased to go, Poké.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Mike, he's alive, Mike, he's alive.
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice.
Monkey chasing me, monkey chasing me.
This dude is really coming after me, man.
Drunk Taiwan, drunk Taiwan.
This monkey is just still on me!
Don't run!
You fucked up now, didn't you monkey?
You fucked up now, didn't you monkey?
Tracer left, Tracer left. Tracer's on armor.
What the fuck?
Yo, Kariko's on payload, guys.
That's the last one.
Come here, come here.
Good job, job.
Junk, junk!
Alright, now we just gotta push it further than that, which we can definitely do.
Fuck, I follow you forever, man.
Yo, he was chasing me the whole time, bro!
Yeah, yeah, you stay right where you are, he can kill you, I'm healing you.
He doesn't have that much damage to you.
But if you run, I cannot hear you.
I just cannot follow you.
Yo, chat, you like the We spinning now, chat.
I'm gonna grow my hair out more.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Remember the Vyckoski kingpins?
300 meters down the road.
Alright, we're gonna push this shit way faster than these scrubs.
They both fell.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
That's not the order you choose.
The chat says I'm white with a nigga dick.
W-Kung Lao.
*laughs* I don't know what the fuck this smog is doing here.
He's on the right-hand side by himself.
Okay, okay, okay.
Merci, merci, merci.
They got McCree too.
He slept, he could die.
McCree on the left I'm about to push the man in like 30 seconds Maga weak.
Maga one. Maga could die. Maga one.
I'm on this McCree.
McCree won.
KFC lover dead Maga one and you're off McCree dead again.
How you get rest and die again, you faggot?
You suck.
Dude, trash.
Yeah, only MAGA. There's a trap on the right.
Special, you're sleeping, bro.
Special.
Yeah, MAGA. What the fuck?
Yo, this dude is crazy!
This nigga really want me dead, but you're gonna die today boy We got nano I got visor.
Yo, give me the nano, Ana, if you got it or no.
Kariko, one!
Carry down?
He's gonna have cage.
Mercy won!
Oh, you fucked up trapping me, stupid!
Dummy!
Yup.
Crude, huh?
It's just Junk and Crude.
Push and payload, push and payload, push and payload.
Oh, one HP cast, one HP cast.
He hit that air shot.
Where's he at?
He's dead, he's dead.
I mean he's running away, not dead.
Alright.
I'm gonna push them off the ledge.
It's go time!
Get your CP.
Carry one, carry one.
Marga weak now, Marga weak now!
Got him, let's go.
Pushing payload please.
I'm on payload.
Mercy behind you.
Carry nice easy.
Got her.
They're inside here, inside the room.
There's a drunkard inside a room.
He was almost out of mech.
I got heals right here for you, ball.
Pushed him in.
You're down?
Move payload, move payload.
Carry on, carry on.
Nice Drunker out above you guys Ran away, scrub.
Good finish on the junk.
Man, I'm on the payload.
This shit sucks.
Ash one, Ash one.
Cool.
I'm trying to get D.Va out of mech.
Diva's almost out of match.
Ah.
Ana?
I've seen Tumber Spots.
Give me nano!
He's there!
I'm not there!
I'm not there!
I see messy Good stuff Oh Nerf dead!
*Sk* Ah shit!
*Sk* Nice one, nice one!
I have to keep fighting.
This one will be DMAC!
Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die!
Oh, we don't have a visor, we don't have a visor.
We'll just sail out.
I got a visor, bro.
I'm trying to get this diva out of me so I can visor.
No!
I'm just gonna pop visor here, man.
I'm gonna pop it.
Fuck it No Fuck!
Damn, okay.
Damn, bro.
Unlucky.
40,000 healing their team had?
What the fuck, man?
Bro, that was fucking...
What the fuck, man?
Oh my god, dude.
Alright, whatever.
We're not gonna lose the next one, man.
Fuck that shit, bro.
Fucking gay, man.
The luckiest tire ever, man.
Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.
Prepare your defenses.
select your hero every soldier needs a cause
Stay in sight.
It'll keep you safe.
Over there.
Your work is a hypothesis.
Prove it.
Shout out to Red Pill Life.
Ten bucks says, uh, Don DeMarco.
Shout out to you, bro.
Where I'm from.
The foxes fight back No one's here Just three of us.
It's fine.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attackers incoming.
Defend objective A. I hear Tracer.
Tracer's gonna come up behind you, Moira.
Ramatra weak on point Tracer Tracer next to you doom Oh Ana1, Ana1, got her.
Baptiste is weak.
He dropped down.
Tap inside the mega This monkey is a retard I'm feeling ground
Oh shit!
Monkey weak.
Backing up.
What the fuck?
I'm under attack.
My ultimate is ready.
Over here.
Return to this.
Come get in.
Surrender, my hero.
Let the kitsune guide you.
I should have done.
Incoming.
I didn't want you.
I didn't want you.
You're not the winner.
Let's get things up.
Come on.
Over here.
Come on.
Oh shit.
I'm the enemy.
Monkey won!
You got heal, you got heal.
Fuck.
We can touch, we can touch, we can touch.
I can, I, uh, I can touch.
Are we gonna touch it?
I got a visor if we can touch it.
Oh, this dude put up a fucking window.
Okay.
Oh, we lost, we lost that.
Run, man, run, run, run, run, run.
Don't peek the window!
I'm, I'm, I left.
Wow, they're chasing me?
The kids are fucking faggots, man.
I love some dirt on it.
Let's go.
On my way.
Monkey here.
Go wrong Tracer week I'm gonna get you out of here Okay, so I'm gonna get you out of here Okay, so I'm gonna get you out of here I'm gonna get you out of here Let's go, get you out of here You're gonna get you out of here I'm gonna get you out of here
I'm gonna get you out of here This monkey, bro.
Wow Okay Oh I didn't even see her.
I'm with you on this monkey.
I'm trying to break this shield.
Okay.
I can touch.
I can touch.
Okay.
I got a visor we can initiate with.
What the fuck?
She nanoed him.
She fucking anode him bro I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you They'll regret that Halo 2 over Someone stop that thing The R5 Come get healed That's better Enemy over here
This tracer sucks I I thought he burned all of her blinks.
Monkey one.
Tracer behind us being annoying.
Fuck out of here, bitch Marion is too open I'm backing up.
They got Bastion now.
Yeah, yeah.
Come back, Marin.
2-4.
2-4.
Monkey weak.
This dude's a faggot, bro.
*sad music* If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
I'm on fire!
What else is new?
They got Maga now?
I wonder if I can eat that.
Can you?
Yeah, I can.
Tracer behind me.
I can't get away with this.
30 seconds.
*Sigh*
*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* They're really low.
They're really low.
Fuck!
Man!
It's fine.
We held that shit down for a while though.
That wasn't a bad hold.
Yeah.
soldier needs a cause Let's get this show on the road.
I saw you on a wanted poster with a cute guy.
Tell me you don't mean Cassidy.
Ew, no!
The tall one with the little hat.
Oh, Bob.
I'll tell him you said hello.
Bitch a weirdo she likes a machine I destroyed these noobs Yup, let's fuck him up.
McCree up top weak.
Wow.
You're too- Oh, can you go for Ana, awkward?
Yeah.
- I'm checking the air. - Nice.
- What else is new? - I'm on, Marco, I'm on, Marco.
Got 'em.
McCree?
My bad.
Okri weak.
Okri could die.
Nice, get shit.
What? -Sexy!
What the fuck?
Kill this idiot!
Wow!
Oh, he got Life Weaver.
My bad, my bad.
Yeah, Life Weaver fucking raised him up.
Wow, okay.
She's one.
She's one.
dead okay Get out of there.
Yeah, I got out.
I got out.
He's half.
McCree, one.
Good finish.
Good finish.
Sojourn.
I have...
I am on fire!
The payload has reached the checkpoint.
Thanks.
I have to go.
*mimics* Ah, they got the truth Faggot Ana on the right, I think.
Ana on the right.
I'm back, man.
Here they come.
Here they come.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
Baptiste!
Yeah, I'm dead.
No, you're not.
Ah, fuck.
Come back, I'll shoot.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
They got Gengi now.
Good for killing the melee.
That's finished!
Baptiste on point.
Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.
Kill him!
He's weak!
Got him!
Nice!
NG1! Melted.
Oh!
How the?
Yo, this melee is so...
I don't know.
I'll show watch out for the blizzard Oh Ryan is one!
Ryan is one!
Ryan is weak!
You guys win this!
You guys win this!
Good sleep!
Holy shit!
Point!
Just I'm not just I'm not just Anna I'm literally no HP I'm just so good around this shit Big visor.
Ryan is one.
Heel's on point, heel's on point, heel's on point.
Kariko won.
Nice, good shit.
Complete.
Score.
Three to three.
Alright.
Oh.
Bro, nigga dick, what's wrong with you?
Why you want me to call Mario Monkey?
Ignore that f**k, bro.
Yeah, he spammed that s**t forever, I told you.
Yeah, dudes be weirdos, bro.
Something has to change.
Johnny, you're not preparing for pre-molding and capable of cheating.
Oh, we're in the thick of it now.
What about that guy?
What about that guy?
All right Your hair looks brittle Jack.
Are you taking your vitamins?
Once a day just after my steak dinner All right, we just got to get one ticket we win Yep.
Can't lose.
Oh Ana dead big pick up.
Can I go up again?
Soldier dead, that's two.
Zarya looking at me.
Three dead.
Good shit, let's go.
Good pick bro at the beginning, that was huge.
Yeah, that Ana was retarded.
I headshot Ana and Marin finished it.
Very nice.
Aw, damn.
Nice, nice.
Hit that bitch with a helix rocket.
Like I was a fucking...
Oh, this dude.
What'd he do?
Crash.
Aw, yeah.
He had that lucky fucking high noon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Live favorite.
I didn't see that.
I was my own.
He sucks.
He can't even aim.
Scrub.
We were supposed to lose that.
That was an uphill battle, apparently.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Time to fuck these kids up.
Let's go!
Every soldier needs a cause.
Your worth is a hypothesis.
Prove it.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round one, capture the objective.
What's up?
Move out.
Hey there.
Hello.
There they are.
Get ready.
That's one done.
Ah, resed.
That's the second down.
That's the third one down.
Alright, nice.
Four dead.
Kept.
Capping it.
There we go.
Good shit.
Oh shit.
Fall back, we'll carry.
Good finish.
Ah, screw it.
Ah shit, I'm backing up.
I wrestle weak.
feel our arsa more dead Ah shit, Arisa won.
McCree top right McCree top right Oh Wow Shit, I'm dead.
Yep.
They got us.
Now we're group.
We have 4 alts.
Do we use them all at once?
I guess we...
Let's get in there.
Fuck it.
Help me with the Sarissa.
Oh no, fuck!
Fuck!
This dude hell gets us forever!
We got us.
What a fucking faggot, man.
Yeah, a fucking faggot.
Alright, Awkward's in here.
Nice of you to join us.
Yeah, I didn't even realize.
They can't even touch I think.
She's gonna try to touch.
She's 1 HP right now.
Oh, life, we were pulled her out.
McCree got melted.
Damn.
Damn, son.
They got fucked up.
Score!
One, zero.
Is that you, E-54?
I barely recognized you.
I don't know.
Damn.
One game, one skin.
Five, four, three, two, one, round, two.
Capture the objective.
We hold the advantage.
Shall we keep it?
Pain is inevitable.
Oh shit!
Reaper?
A hog behind He's going to play hog against Larissa They got fucked.
What a smartass He's off the map this Idiot These guys are too good
Hog dead?
Soldier weak.
Reaper coming up to you weak.
1 HP. Good finish.
Good finishes, guys.
I'm gonna ulti them here when they start showing up.
Alright.
Get ready.
3, 2, 1...
Wait.
Until it...
Oh, Reaper behind!
I didn't see him.
Reaper low.
He's one HP. He's one HP. No, no, right?
Reaper low, Reaper low.
Nice.
Aw, shit.
Zarya's charged up.
That's a lot of damage.
Reaper next to you, Kiri!
Yeah, I'm going better.
Thank you, Moira.
I got you, man.
Thank you, Moira.
Thank you, daddy.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Don't be gay.
Make sure you scream Allah Akbar when you do that.
Why?
I'm a fucking faggot.
Yes!
These kids are terrible.
What the fuck?
Dude's name was Sneakon?
GG's.
GG. Kids got fucked up, man.
Thanks for carrying me.
No worries, bro.
You did your job too, man.
Agur never died.
Yeah.
Gotta stay alive, bro.
Damn, we are trash.
How is this play of the game?
What the fuck Alright Alright.
Let's continue on.
I'm about to hit Diamond 3, bro.
Damn.
What the fuck?
The fucking...
The fucking...
Bastion.
Snipe.
Bastion sent me a friend request.
It wasn't bad.
Damn.
Red pill for life.
I gotta think about that.
I gotta think about that.
Kids also disappoint you.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
All right, let's rock these kids, bro.
I have Lucio and Echo.
Let's go.
Dude, I don't even know how I died there, man.
That was some fucking bullshit.
I just want to switch the team chat and you die.
Damn What the fuck I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
This jungle queen is crazy.
Hanzo, Hanzo, across the bridge, Hanzo, across the bridge.
What the fuck?
Bro, they're in our spawn, these fucking faggots.
Got hands All right, yeah Yo, Drunker Quinn is on our stairs.
I'm on point.
Ana on point, half.
Got her.
Ana gone.
Okay, Junker Queen gone.
There we go.
Good ship.
Just Hanzo being a homo.
Storm arrows.
He ran away.
I killed him.
I killed him too.
Echo on bridge.
Echo on bridge weak.
Nice.
Good shot.
What?
What?
How did I do that?
Bro Oh my god, man.
We're good.
Not with that push.
I got that.
Careful, Larry.
I'm 1 HP.
This Lucille is chasing me around.
No one can hide from my sight.
Jugger Queen to your left.
Alright, they dropped the beer.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
Alright, fuck it.
I have an idea.
These kids are good on the other team.
I think they're smurfing too.
I think they're just local.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Trucker Queen is weak.
She ran away.
2-0-1!
Bitch.
About the doomsday.
Doomsday's area.
It's over for them.
What are you doing man?
I don't know what this Cine Kid is doing, bro.
Bruh.
I've seen tougher spots.
Lucio behind us.
Junker Queen here.
This bitch is crazy, bro.
1 HP on this, whore.
1 HP. Fucking annoying as fuck.
Echo on the left!
Echo ran away.
Alright.
Over there.
On route, please accompany.
No one can hide from my sight.
Ah!
I didn't know you were going to do that.
The Junker Queen is weak though.
Junker Queen has won.
Junker Queen has won.
Good finish.
There we go.
Good shit.
Gotta play a little bit more patience.
They have speed.
Yeah, they do have...
yeah Lucy a week I have Voodoo, be careful.
Voodoo on top.
I am off, I am off.
Good shit.
What the fuck?
Yeah, the ball is stalled forever.
This ball is annoying, bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah, but he's fine.
They got Reaper now.
He's chasing me.
Oh, really shit.
I'm running, I'm running.
I'm still here though, I'm still here.
What?
Oh my bad, my bad.
Run towards your teammate.
Okay, okay, my bad, my bad.
Should have known that.
Misery made manifest.
Come back, man.
Come back.
They're gonna push.
I'm just here with the Kiriko.
And no, Kiriko.
Reaper, behind me.
Reaper.
Fuck.
Three of them just ran up on me, man.
Tracer, Ball, and Lucio, man.
Faggots, bro.
They'll regret that.
I have reaper ulti.
He's gonna rip all this in.
Moira, Moira weak.
Thero on payload.
This is frustrating, man, this game.
Ball's in our spawn.
He's one shot!
He's one shot, man!
Okay, other direction.
I'm with you on this Reaper, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Fucking faggot.
Alright, you got this, we got this, let's go.
Alright.
Not losing these fucking kids, man.
We can, we can push this shit longer.
Careful for the Reaper ulti, that's all I'm saying.
We killed him a second ago.
Lucio, right here!
Stay back my stay back Fuck man Bro.
I can't get away with this.
Ah, man.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Let's go.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Follow my lead.
I've been through more of these than I can count.
Move!
Move!
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
what is this lucid doing Oh no, getting a retard.
Pharah's on the left hand side, while we walked in.
She's weak up there on the left.
Stupid bitch.
Join team.
Shit.
We got our hog You win this you win this you win this Oh No
It regret that Alright, uh, we all in team chat?
Yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Let's get in here.
Go back Marin, come back, come back, come back, come back.
He has no hook, he has no hook, he has no hook.
That barrage, that barrage.
Good hawk good hawk good hawk good hawk Fuck Fuck Where's our Lucio this entire time, I wonder?
Being a retard?
Yeah, I think they got that one, man.
Fine.
Wow, okay Farah's weak.
Oh shit Pog dead three dead on our team just I've been for just torb there.
We go good shit.
Let's go.
Let's get that point I'm trying to kill you Borrow Okay,
I know I know me Nice Oh Nice.
They don't got a whole hog now.
One more.
One more team fight and we got this.
I got a visor for this next fight.
FYI. Farrah!
Farrah!
*Mario's a good one* Kiri won Healer's gone, healer's gone.
Nice, nice, nice.
Good shit.
Torb dead, faggot.
*Mario's a good one* Bro, how the hell did these kids even get a point from us, man?
They're fucking trash.
Tax.
*Mario's a good one* Thank you.
Dax.
Oh, Pharaoh.
Stupid ass Pharaoh.
Get outplayed, bitch!
Fucking faggot.
Good shit.
This Tracer going crazy!
That X. Dammer.
Fuck.
I'm just trying to help our tracer out.
Me and Lucio come in.
Me and Lucio coming.
Nice lead.
Reaper behind you, bro.
Ah, shit.
We're weak.
Oh shit, Reaper on point, Reaper on point, no Wraith.
Good shirt.
We're good.
We're good.
I'm on the flank.
Nice, nice, nice.
That's the powerful off angle.
Off angle.
There you go.
From Awkward himself.
Damage!
This guy says, please nerf Tracer.
Stacking him around.
Yeah, this Tracer's fucking him up, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm the slowest.
Wow!
That Pharah's a faggot!
*laughs* I failed my nano.
I wanted to nano you.
Okay we're capping point.
Arisa weak as hell.
They're gay.
He's solo ulted.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
We got nano?
Yeah, nanovisor.
Alright, yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah, you fucked up, didn't you, Pharoah?
W, W, myron.
W, ki.
No, I got...
The switch to Naina?
Got this Maren!
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
He doesn't have heal Damage damn dude damage Constantly doing damage.
Kill this crumb.
Oh damn.
No!
Dude, what the fuck is this Lucio and our team doing, bro?
I actually have no idea.
I don't know what this nigga's doing, bro.
Wow.
So good.
good last one let's go where are you guys going Poins right here.
Oh shit.
Reaper coming in, Reaper coming in.
Hold me.
Nice.
Oh shit, Reaper's here too, Reaper's here too.
Oh shit!
Oh, kill this guy, kill this guy.
Uh, fair behind, fair behind.
Okay.
Alright, I wanna see a hook here.
Oh my god, they're following me.
Me and Ana are coming back right now, bro.
Oh man.
Fuck.
He's a gay.
They got it, they got it.
I'm backing up.
*Mario's voice* Punish them fire up, Marin.
You got this.
Nice name.
What the hell?
I'm gonna try to take it off angle here.
Oh, what the fuck?
Farah tried to flank.
I think I caught her.
Oh, Farah!
Fuck!
God damn it, man All right one throw one throw one touch oh Nooo, we lost?
Bruh.
Yeah, that's a bruh moment.
Yo, what was our Lucio doing, bro?
Yo Lucio, what the fuck were you doing bro?
Yeah, that's my bet.
*Breathes* Nah, it's not your bad bro.
I don't know what that Kenhardt team was doing bro Alright.
I'll do like one or two more.
Alright.
Let's win those then.
Can't end on loss. Can't end on
loss. Can't
end on loss.
Can't end on loss.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Follow my lead.
I've been through more of these than I can count.
Let's get this mission started.
Alright.
Alright, I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here Nice nice nice
Nice by rocket hard fuel.
Nice.
Oh, there.
Maybe two-tap.
Two tapping everybody.
Good bubble.
Get ready, Marin.
Oh shit.
You got a window?
All right, let's go incoming oh shit Fuck!
Run guys!
Run guys!
I give you a bubble!
Turn and run!
Run turn and run!
Fuck
Thank you.
Let them out.
Much better.
I've got you in my sights.
Best round one.
They got fucked up.
Score.
One to zero.
Safety's off.
I'm gonna wake up.
Thank you.
I'm gonna sleep last match.
We're good.
Alright, time to fuck these faggots up. time to fuck these faggots up.
Fuck.
Fuck.
McCree one shot shit
I rest a one I Nice.
Back my run.
You're gonna die!
I'm backing up.
Soldier weak.
Oh Arisa weak.
Arisa can die.
Arisa could die.
Wow, these kids are getting fucked.
Holy shit.
Yeah, they're getting trashed.
I got slapped, fuck.
*Sigh* You're good, you're good, you're good.
Yeah We got you Yeah, buy a what, bitch?
Fuck outta here.
Saying a whole bunch of gibberish and African that nobody cares about whore Chris is going to touch, but we're good.
They're mad as hell, bro.
The tank difference.
Oh shit Wow Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god, she got melted!
What the fuck?!
Dude!
You disappeared like one second.
Yo, she disappeared bro!
That bitch fucking evaporated!
I heard light them up and then she was dead.
Not even the one second.
What did they even do?
*laughs* *laughs* *sad music* Thank you.
Alright, let's do it.
Are you going to get off, Maren?
I want to hit diamond...
Was it two or three?
I think two.
Buy your diamond floor right now.
Okay, so diamond three.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's do it.
They have Vinny on their team.
They have who?
Vinny.
It's the guy that we had that was throwing our game.
Alright, let's switch the team.
Was Vinny on our team last time?
Yeah.
No, a few games ago when he was...
You were truly fearsome in your prime.
I wanted respect, not fear.
Thank you.
Penzo?
Oh, Vinny's won.
How do we deal with them?
Damn, you guys are killing him too fast.
I can't do shit, man.
It's all about the win.
It's okay.
Gotta catch up, brother.
Goddamn, man.
You popped the pace, man.
It's not fair, man.
Man, I wanna kill people too.
Ana, you stay on the payload.
Fuck this.
Ah shit.
Back up here, Marin.
They're gonna attach.
Torv just dropped...
Hey, what an idiot!
It's Vinny, Vinny.
Genji dead?
Two dead?
Three dead?
Shit, let's...
One more, one more!
Four.
All of them dead.
Let's fucking go!
The beatings will continue.
No one can hide from my sight.
If you are for all of anyone, you'll surrender to my will.
Melted.
Okay.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
Oh, it's because he shot the sniper at him and he reflected it and it hit me.
No, I shot the Kiriko.
I didn't hit the Genji.
No?
But something killed me in like a second.
Oh that Genji is one.
Aw, Genji behind, Genji behind.
Oh, shit!
What an idiot.
Faggot man Got her I'm with you China man.
I'm with you right behind you China man.
Alright, thank you.
Good shit, we got this.
Just Genji over here.
Ah shit Good finish with the punch Let me take care of that for you I got Visor.
I'm gonna go around.
I'm gonna go behind them, guys.
Aw, shit.
They're pretty...
Torb is weak as hell.
Torb is one.
Good punch, good punch.
Oh shit!
I see a hostile.
Oh, watch out.
I'm on a Sarissa.
Melted!
Holy shit, bro!
They're pushing!
Let's go!
Push the shit out that Torb!
Let's go!
Hit that bitch with a rocket like I'm fucking Hamas.
Let's go!
Okay.
Those kids got fucked up, man.
I ain't gonna lie.
Goddamn.
Too easy.
We shouldn't even lost the Junker Town.
Bye bye. 21 No, no, no.
My bad.
21 and 3 Every soldier needs a cause I feel that I'm going to be fun
Power means nothing if you do not put it to use.
Alright, time to melt these kids.
Over here.
Just another day in the office.
My ultimate ability is charging.
We're 21 and 3 right now, Ryze?
Yeah, we win this, it's 21 and 3.
Alright.
Check this out.
Nevermind.
Stop the payload.
Stop that payload or else.
Sombra.
Stop.
Thank you.
Ah shit, Symmetra chasing me.
She built it nice.
Vinny, Vinny's down.
Benny's a weirdo, man.
Sigma weak.
Sigma's weak as hell, Moira, right next to you, bro.
Don't shoot his vortex, Marin.
I'm gonna give him HP. Vinny is on me.
Vinny behind you.
Vinny is half.
Vinny is half.
It's not Vinny.
Never mind.
Sombra one shot.
Look.
One shot.
Good finishes.
Good finishes, good finishes.
Sigma got fucked up, man.
I don't know what this Vinny is doing.
He just put turrets in front of us, retard.
There's gonna be a somber somewhere here.
Sombra on me and kill me.
It's okay.
Sombra behind!
Son, grab your hand.
Oh, she got fucked up.
Stupid ass Sim.
Vinny.
This Vinnykid's a retard.
Sombra is somewhere here.
*Sommer* Ah, okay.
That is fucking ugly.
She's one shot Sombra 1, he got healed Come back, Myron.
you need a rom I got a visor Bitch.
Time to melt him.
Fucking faggots.
Victory!
Both won.
Those kids got fucked up, man.
Play of the game.
What do I do?
African punch.
Alright.
One more game and I'll be Diamond 3.
Nice.
Let's go.
I gave them the Chinese Kung Fu, man.
Yeah, it's fucking rush hour in this bitch.
You got Myron the black guy, a Russian guy, and then you got fucking the China man.
It's rush hour.
Let's fucking go, man.
Oh, can't say you're racist.
is.
They definitely can't say I'm racist.
Yeah.
Even though I am.
Wait, what?
Huh?
All right, chat.
Let's see what they got.
What's going on with the chat here.
What's up, ninjas?
We got here.
Hey, Brian, it's great seeing you on Academic Stream.
You should do more content with him.
I will.
Jane's Off-Life, I will.
I'm going to be covering the Diddy shit tonight, guys, on FedReacts, so be tuned for that.
Let's see.
Anything else?
Have I missed it here?
Got 1,200.
Watch it, man.
That's lit, man.
Especially with me fucking not even announcing that I was going to be on.
And then we got how many of you guys on Twitter watching?
Oh, we got 3,000 of you guys watching on fucking...
Twitter.
Let's see what's the latest with Diddy.
Let's see here.
Let's see ninjas.
I got to do this on, I think I got to do this on Firefox though.
Sean Diddy Combs has researched.
Hold on.
I'll share screen with you Ninja so you can see.
Three days after authorities raided the rapper's homes in Los Angeles and Miami, the 54-year-old was seen having a family night out.
Combs was photographed at Topgolf in Miami March 28th with his 17-year-old twin daughters, Delilah and Jesse, who he shared with the late Kim Porter.
And as the Grammy winner, who was father of seven, walked by the paparazzi, he flashed them the peace sign.
On March 25th, Homeland Security Investigations, HSI agents executed search It's time to dominate.
Got a game?
Oh shit, I'm playing Healer!
Let's go!
All right, we're going to team. we're going to team.
Another day, another battle.
This is a silver to plat game.
What is it?
These kids are about to get fucked up.
These kids are about to get fucked up on the other team, dude.
This is gonna be really bad for them.
Little do they know who they got on the other side.
TP, TP, TP, TP, TP, bro.
Oh, whatever.
No TP. TP my ass.
Are you retarded, nigga?
What did you say?
What the f***?
That's racist my man.
Hey Marin back a bit.
I'm supporting you.
You're supporting my man.
I'm healing you niggas man.
Let's put my hands.
Ohhhhhhh.
I did not see that shit there.
You haven't played support in a long time.
so yeah.
yeah.
I'm pissed like soldier.
*sad music* push your payload a little bit.
*sad music* careful man. *sad music* *sad music* Oh, he got fucked up.
Damn ass.
Fuck.
Yeah, bitch. bitch.
Well, I'm retarded for that.
That was a shitty window.
No, no!
*Ding* I'm ready.
Oh, damn it. damn it.
Oh, damn damn it.
Oh, damn it.
This dude on our team is retarded, bro.
You're retarded, bro?
No, I think you're retarded, man.
Not good!
I'm stuck!
Tell your mom!
What the fuck?
United.
MOVE IN CALL!
It's not over till it's over.
You're not too weird.
Hell down my shit!
Everyone get in there!
Fuck them.
*GASP* WOOOOOOHOO!
F**k him up, f**k him up!
F**k him up!
F**k him up Easy clap.
DPS dish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
How are you?
Oh, it's me again.
Nice.
Chinaman in the house.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Look at the juggle.
I just learned there yesterday.
Damn, okay.
Mr.
Mason got fucked up.
Oh, wow!
I gained 37% on that.
Nice.
They said you're one game from Diamond 3, no?
Let's get to Diamond 3.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me not queue up his...
I won't queue up his healer again.
My bad.
Yeah, let's get that.
Let's get that Diamond 3, man.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
I never know how to juggle with Winston.
I learned this yesterday.
I practiced this a little bit.
Feels good, man.
Feels good, man.
Feels good, man.
Feels good, man.
All right.
We're both on DPS. Time to fuck these kids up.
Let's see it.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Looks like you brought her back online.
Lots of new detail to share.
We'll go into team.
Remember the Vykovsky kingpins?
300 meters downrange.
You fired once, they both fell.
Beautiful.
That's not the word I would choose Soldiers up
top That's not the word I would choose I killed two.
Only D.Va.
Yeah, D.Va ran away.
I'm on payload.
Only D.Va only D.Va Soldier of weak too
Soldier of weak too Soldier of weak too - - -
- - Kids are getting fucked up, dude.
This is bad.
These dudes are getting fucked up, man, by the Russian and the Chinaman.
You guys are letting them know that communism is cool somehow.
Putin and Xi Ping.
The Putin and Ping connection.
The communists!
The communists are here.
Fuckin' bitch killer.
Oh, she got fucked!
Yes!
You guys avenged me!
Great!
You guys fucked that whore up.
Break one on point.
That Mexican bitch got her shit pushed in.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
You guys got this.
There's nobody pushing payload.
Byron, behind you, there's a soldier.
Fuck.
Oh, she's anti-healed. she's anti-healed.
Oh, she's anti-healed.
Oh, she's anti-healed.
What the fuck?
Bro, these dudes are faggots.
They're in our spawn now.
Bro.
Brig one.
We got four ults.
We got four ults.
Can anybody heal me?
Brig has one HP man.
I gotta move payload I'm gonna bring them to point.
Can we get the D.Va out of X like advisor here?
Or do we got...
Pushing payloads.
I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Baby D.Va weak.
Kill Brig!
Kill Brig!
Got her.
Yeah, yeah.
Pushing payload.
Pushing payload.
I don't understand your generation.
Motherfucker just- I don't never hear you.
Fuck.
I've got you in my sights.
They'll regret that.
I'm gonna send Adam.
Look!
Soldier 1 HP! Soldier 1 HP!
Got him!
Sombra weak!
D.Va weak.
Nice, nice, huge.
That was a good punch.
Thank you.
Genji won.
Faggot.
We got it.
We got it.
Ana is running away.
She ain't leaving them.
I'm on D.Va with you bro.
I'm on D.Va with you.
I ran away.
Faggot.
Eva won.
Good finish.
Genji dead.
I'm taking high ground up here.
You guys fucked him up.
You guys fought them up Brick is one Brick Break where you go.
Heave on my face Fuck Gotcha bro They got monkey now.
Monkey chasing me.
Genji on the right.
Monkey on me.
Monkey has no jump, he could die.
And he has no bubble, he's an idiot.
oh shit can you heal me?
Brick and die, she ults it to save herself.
Monkey won!
Oh my god!
Monkey dead.
Brick won!
Brick won!
Got her too.
Genji, I'm behind.
Yeah, get fucked, idiot!
You fucking faggot!
Oh, I'm slapped.
Oh, shit.
You go, you go, you go, you go.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm gonna take high ground.
Let's see in case I can touch it.
Oh, get on payload, bro!
Oh shit.
Nice.
Good shit.
But this is...
Fnity...
What?
This guy doesn't hear all the noise, this guy now.
Yeah, he's not.
Yeah, bro.
I was gonna say that too, designer's not really healing like that.
But...
I mean, Ryan found his face.
He'd be better off playing Xen or some shit.
So you can just throw orbs and chill.
Yeah, he only give me one nano.
And that's it.
Yeah, I'm gonna play ball.
Oh, they got some, bro.
Yeah, chat, I'm out of Overwatch, yo.
I was banned for two weeks, bro.
They banned me, man.
They suspended my account for two weeks, man.
Fucking homos, man, at Blizzard.
I mean, I'm not surprised.
Is Kaplan still the boss?
Nah, nah, he got switched a long time ago.
Oh, Kaplan ain't there no more?
Okay, nevermind.
Can we fish in?
I'm gonna punch someone into this room.
Oh, you're playing hogs?
I'm fishing.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can use me as bait.
I'm doomed.
Oh, you're doomed?
Okay.
You can use me as bait.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm struggling.
I still fuck this jump up all the time.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Oh, monkey on me, yup.
You monkey, you monkey, you monkey, you monkey!
You're fucked monkey, how does that feel?
I don't want to shine in the back over there.
A brick one, brick one.
Ah shit, monkey on me!
Oh lord, I'm gonna die!
Just run, just run, just run.
You're not gonna die.
I got away, I got away.
Uh, do you want to bait again, Maren?
Play what?
Baited Winston again.
Uh, let me try.
Let me try if I can get up there quick enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me see.
The pressure's on.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Let's see if he's gonna jump on me.
Oh, he's over by you, bro.
Oh, no, he...
Yeah.
No, he ran away.
Monkey's looking up at me.
He's gonna jump up on me soon.
Yep, here he is.
Oh, you're not here, Doofus!
Let me die, you fucking African booty scratcher.
I'm Gokeo, uh...
The Mercury.
What?
The prick is on- What?
I'm coming- These fighters don't respawn bro, what the fuck?
What?
There's a two healer on- I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
No, don't worry about it.
They're not supporting their team, so let's just fight by the payload.
Like, ignore them, honestly.
I mean, you can kill them, sure, but it's fine.
Okay, now it makes sense why you aren't getting healed, bro.
Affinity's a woman.
Now it makes sense, bro.
This is what happens when women play video games, bro.
You should know this now.
Oh my god.
She's probably a shinyu.
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
Bro, how the fuck are you 40 and 5, bro?
I'm like that.
I'm trying to maintain a plan around.
yeah back up in my samba coming Can we kill?
I'm slept.
Genji on me.
Wow, these dudes are faggots.
Finity, how are you 8 and 12, bro? how are you 8 and 12, bro?
*poof* *sad music* God damn it.
Damn He solo EMP me They're really gonna get it?
Oh wow.
Alright.
I gotta stop trying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Sombra solo EMPed me.
Run, Marin!
No, you're running the wrong way!
You're gonna die now!
You got this!
Three of them chased me, bro.
Fucking faggots, man.
That's true My bad oh Oh, Ana...
Ana still doesn't heal me.
Damn Break is one Oh Junker Queen in that room with Junkra- uh...
Bitch.
Fuck.
Very well.
I'm not going to die.
What the fuck am I doing?
We're fucking all so bad, we're not trying anymore, that's why.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm literally not trying.
Ah shit *Sounds of damage* That halo is not going anywhere.
Moira one, Moira one, Moira Moira one.
Good finish.
Fucking scrubs.
come back a bit I'm gonna kill I'm Oh, shit.
He'll have an iron.
Yeah, fuck you and your little sword, faggot.
Fuck you too, you dyke whore.
Come here, bitches!
Let's go!
You better run like the scally dogs you are, faggots.
Back up, bit.
Oh wow she got fucked up Oh shit They're all chasing me.
me wow faggots man.
W.
Kids are trash bro.
57 and 9.
57.
Damn, man.
You guys are fags.
Kids got fucked up, man.
What the fuck is that skin?
Never seen that skin before in my life.
Yeah.
*Scoffs* We diamond three, gang.
I think we gotta do one more, bro.
You guys outperformed me on that one really bad.
What the fuck, man?
I didn't even try.
Yeah, see?
That's not good.
I got shit on.
Yalla, let's go.
I ain't getting carried on my last game.
Fuck that.
I thought I did good.
I went 35-8 or some shit.
That was trash.
Oh, we're the same stats, me and Alguerr.
Yeah, you guys pretty much are the same, yeah.
Let me see how much we win.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Pull my hair foam in right now.
I don't know.
So I don't go all the way.
23 and 3.
Maran, can I live with you for one week?
What was that bro?
No, no.
I said a chat.
I said, Maren, can I live with you for a week?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The answer is no, my Heidi Futures.
I'll teach you about something you don't know.
Thank you.
You say lonely.
You seem lonely.
Here, I'll be right back.
This is gay, man.
They're so gay man Damn.
Right before he leaves.
Don't be gay, man.
Don't be gay.
Don't be gay.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round one, capture the objective.
Let's get this done.
Nooo!
Oh he's one He's one.
Trust me, Mercy.
Thank you.
Attack the objective.
I'm capturing the objective.
All right.
Let's go.
Zen on the right.
Baptiste one.
Baptiste won.
Oh, doom idiot!
Doom faggot!
Doom faggot!
Damn, I don't got heal?
Rest me, Mercy.
You got this, Mercy.
Rest me.
Nice!
Damn.
Ah, shit.
She's copying Bastion.
Bastion.
They got hog now, they got hog.
No hook, no hook, no hook, no hook, you can die!
Oh, man.
Echo weak in the sky.
No, he's not weak!
Damn.
You're lying, man!
Yeah, I'm running, I'm running.
Of course, of course uses a gay-ass immortality field. of course uses a gay-ass immortality field.
I've got you in my face.
At least he didn't leave him behind, I appreciate that.
This hog is chasing me!
Die!
Die!
What the fuck!
You fat fuck!
Goddamn!
Holy shit!
Dude, it absorbed everything, bro.
And Myrka panicked.
Bro, I was like, what the fuck?
He won't die, man!
Fucking fat bastard just fucking takes a breather right there in front of me and shit, man.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
Oh, they said awkward unranked GM2 on Bastion.
Oh shit, they know it's you, Awkward!
They know it's you, bro!
They're like, no wonder we're getting our fucking cheeks clapped right now.
We got a pro Oh Fuck!
I've been, I've been.
Yo, McCree coming up on our Mercy.
I'm playing too much.
You fucking two-tap me man, damn.
I'm on the hog.
Here comes this hog trying to fucking...
*Sigh* Soldier and weak?
Oh, that bitch ran.
Head them with the rockets.
It's a low and bottom!
Rest me, rest me, rest me, rest me!
No!
Take an off angle, here we go.
Got it.
Let's go.
Nigger bitch on point Cowboy faggot come here Oh!
FUCK!
Is this dude's gamertech gaytorb69?
Fucking faggots on this shit, man.
The fuck?
Gaytorb69.
Alright, queer.
I'm about to show you a hate crime right now, fag boy.
Melt him!
Melt him or be on the homo!
No!
Push me off the map!
God damn it, man.
I'll swap, I'll swap.
I'll rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Get this fat piece of shit!
Kill the homo!
Oh, get fucked!
Let's go!
Let's get in here!
It's over for you faggots now!
Allah Shit McCree, one shot!
Careful!
Good shit, Timmy!
Take it off!
Angle damage!
Damage that!
Oh shit!
No, no, no, no, no.
Nigga bitch looking at me.
You got it, you got it.
Got it, let's go.
Oh, Kariko on point!
Kariko on point!
Aw shit!
Nice res, nice res.
Get this bitch!
Okay, here they come in.
Echo dead?
She got you?
Yeah...
Oh!
Oh shit!
Can you touch?
Can you touch, man?
Oh, why'd I do that?
I'm fucking bad.
I ran away.
Bro, goddamn!
Alright.
We got him on this one, bro.
Understood.
Your hair looks brittle, Jack.
Are you taking your bite in this?
Once a day, just after my steak dinner.
Five, four, three, two, one, round three. two, one, round three.
Capture the objective.
This is it.
Let's fuck these units up.
I'm going right.
I think someone else just went.
They recalled.
Pog on point.
Pog on point.
This tracer's a fucking bitch, man.
Press anyone, man!
Bro, how?
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Alright.
I need healing.
Roadhog time!
Tracer on the left.
Hognohook! Hognohook! Hognohook!
This tracer's on my dick, man!
Honey, help further out, honey.
Bro, where's the HEO? What are you guys doing?
Huh?
Where's the HEO? Bro!
I don't know.
What the fuck's going on, bro?
Okay, we popped Force Trance.
That's good.
Alright.
Alright.
I got you, Agur.
Tracer weak, Tracer weak on the left.
This fucking Tracer's a bitch, man.
Thank you.
Fucking annoying.
Bro, heal, please!
Geo, you're a tag!
Damn!
Hawk coming, Hawk coming, don't get hooked!
No hook, no hook, no hook.
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Sojourn on the left!
What a nice hook!
Get fucked, bitch!
Kill the gay boy!
Soldier!
Faggot!
No!
Don't let him kill our Pharah!
Don't let him kill our Pharah!
There we go!
Help Pharah!
Don't stay still, man.
I got hills right here for you.
Careful, man.
Back a bit, back a bit, back a bit.
They got Echo now.
They got Echo now.
They got Baptiste again.
Try to do something, my bad.
Hog, Hog, Hog trying to come in.
H-ah, Ana- is somebody dead over there?
Hog is weak.
Let's catch.
No!
Fuck!
She nano that bitch!
We win this one time, one time.
Yeah, one fight.
I don't die, Marin.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
All right.
Sojourn over here on the left.
Nice hook!
Sojourn?
She's- Oh, fuck!
Echo's one, man!
Oh!
Sojourn behind you guys!
Sojourn behind you guys!
And hog!
And hog!
Bro, what?
Oh, dude How do you get sleep right in the point?
Oh Mercy is trolling.
Damn, bro.
So fucking lucky, man.
Fucking bullshit, bro.
That literally just saved those faggots, bro.
Oh, Yennefer's on.
So we can have someone that's not a retard, like the other Mercy.
Yeah, we'll bring her on.
Fuck it.
Now we have a competent healer that's not gonna be a fucking retard.
Alright.
We can't go out on a loss.
Let's do it.
You're awkward.
You there?
Or you die?
I have people at my door every two seconds.
Oh, okay.
It's the Ukrainians.
They're there to collect.
Are we spinning, team?
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Remember what we're fighting for.
Curse me all you want.
Without conflict, there is no future for humanity.
I've done things I'm not proud of.
Time to start making up for it.
No, guys, I didn't get my Instagram back.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
Trying to get it back.
I gotta ban him for some bullshit, bro.
Alright, join team guys.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attack commencing.
Capture Objective A.
Let's keep each other safe.
Biotic healing ready for this.
Yes!
Fuck.
Alright, this Mario and their team is crazy.
Crazy.
There's nothing!
There's nothing!
One shot to muero!
One shot to Moira.
Capturing the point. Objective A captured.
Down her laps.
Don't have a shield.
Be careful, man.
Sombra 1!
Sombra 1!
Watch out, Wendell.
Stressable?
Maybe?
Oh, she hacked me.
Act behind.
Alright, they used two ultimates.
I got Visor for this next one.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
We ready?
Alright, let's get in here.
Let's go.
Wow, they're chasing us.
Fuck, man.
I can't get away with this.
Sigma one!
Good finish.
I'm on this McCree with you.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Faggots.
Let's switch to Winston, bro.
bro now we're fucking them up Oh they got Reaper now Fuck you?
No!
Oh, Moira's weak!
Baptiste up top.
We're sojourn.
They got a Roadhog now.
Baptiste running.
What the fuck?
Baptiste is weak.
Ten seconds remaining.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
No, man.
Yo, Benji, I don't know what the fuck you're doing, bro, but you gotta stop sucking dick at this game right now.
Is this dude even in the fucking chat?
Sorry guys, I have so many things going to my house right now Oh, you couldn't focus?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's just uh, this will be the last game then.
Let's uh, let's hold up.
We got a full hold in here, bro.
100% focus.
Yeah, I'll focus up, destroy these kids, and I have to go.
I have too many things going on.
No worries, no worries.
Last game here.
Yo, Benji, stop sucking dick, you fucking faggot.
I'm not trying to lose.
Is he in the chat right now?
No, he's not in the chat.
Soldier needs a cause.
Weather report?
Lots of fun!
Are you sure that gas you inhale is safe?
Alright, time to forehold these fagots.
We got, uh...
We got, um...
Awkward on Zen, we about to fuck these faggots up.
I'm gonna have high ground right here.
Uh, yo, Hennifer, come up here.
Or Yennefer?
Yennefer?
He said I was only on pushing the payload.
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
You fucking suck.
Oh, Widow, Widow, Widow, Widow, Widow!
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
They got Widow.
They got Widow.
I'm backing up.
Be careful.
One dead.
*gunshot* I don't even want to poke.
I don't want to get sniped.
Okay, she's dead so I can...
Benji did something for once.
Useless fuck.
Back man back
They got Sombra now.
So be careful.
Sombra to the left, dead stupid bitch.
Moira behind?
I'm not sure how to do this.
I'm not sure how to fight.
Baptiste won!
Got him!
Nigger bitch!
Orisa one!
Orisa one!
Coming to point!
Behind you!
Behind you!
Nice!
Nice!
Two more minutes!
Two minutes and we continue to punish these faggots!
I don't got Widowmaker anymore so I'm on the high ground!
Let's fucking go Don't die dude Beautiful hook!
Thank you, thank you.
I got a visor.
She missed her- no javelin.
Going high ground again.
No!
Fuck!
How We weren't even in that circle bro Alright, I'll come back with a visor right now.
Me and Mercer come back.
Stay alive.
Just live.
No!
Alright, I'm just backing up.
I'm backing up.
They got it.
It's cool.
We have three minutes to hold the entire point.
I'm taking high ground over here I'm gonna pop visor here in a second here You guys ready?
Let's go Okree one fuck Fucking shit, man.
bro this ice block still got some fight in me oh my god bro They didn't see me?
Orisa half.
McCree, they're all by the jail.
Oh man, I'm backing up.
I'll dig out window One HP on point one HP on point Oh yeah, I know.
I'm on payload.
They jumped on it on me, though.
Fuck!
I cannot do more!
I tried.
Oh, it's my bad.
My bad, guys.
Nah, it's not your bad, bro.
Armay sucks.
Dude is fucking trash.
He went 9-11.
Fucking terrible.
Fucking trash, bro.
Play of the game.
Now these warriors are always gonna kill someone with this sword.
He got a shot on.
Alright guys, I apologize.
Trash performance, but I have to go.
No, no, no.
No worries, bro.
No worries.
I'm gonna get off myself, man.
All right, have a good one.
All right, guys.
Yeah.
Bye.
Later, Fags.
I'm going to jump off the stream.
Guys, I'm going to be back on FedReacts tonight.
We're going to talk about the Diddy case, 9 p.m.
All right, guys?
So definitely check out FedReacts tonight.
We're going to talk about the Diddy case.
It's going to be a lady.
Love y'all ninjas.
Peace.
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