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March 26, 2024 - Fresh & Fit

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	Thank you.
	1.
	But before we, you know, do all that, quick announcements.
	I might as well make the announcements now because after this, we ain't going to be sitting down.
	Thanks.
	Guys, rumble.com slash freshfit.
	Okay, check us out over there.
	Also, castclub.tv.
	As you guys know, if we ever get canceled, our home base...
	Elmo.
	Okay, Elmo, bro.
	Do it again.
	Okay, so can y'all hear me now?
	Give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear me now.
	Sesame Street, Elmo.
	Yeah.
	That's a good one, man.
	That's actually a good one that you said.
	Let's see if we got ones.
	All right, we should be good now.
	Sorry about that, guys.
	A bunch of things going on in the background.
	Obviously, we're switching things up.
	I had to switch the camera angles around, switch our whole audio setup around for this.
	But we're going to be giving you guys the freshman version of 20 vs.
	1.
	I don't think anyone's ever done this live, by the way.
	Everyone that does this pre-records it because they're cowards.
	We're doing it live real-time.
	Yeah, man.
	It's not easy, man.
	And you guys are going to be able to interact with us real-time.
	If I'm correct, this is one of the first live 20 versus 3 ever done on YouTube.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Our version of it.
	But, yeah, I don't think anyone's ever done it live.
	Yeah.
	We're going to be the first ones.
	But, yeah, sorry, guys.
	The audio was off.
	Yeah, roman.com slash freshfit, councilclub.tv.
	As you guys know, that's on basic.
	We can't see exactly where to find us.
	And, yeah, what about you, Chris?
	Chris.
	Shout out to the merch gown.
	Shout out to the chat.
	Tonight's going to be a little bit different.
	Chat, you know, we have some girls that, being three or fours in Miami, Ultra Weekend, whatever they're doing in Miami.
	It's Miami Music Week, guys, so a lot of people are hungover today.
	Yeah, yeah.
	From Ultra and other events.
	From Ultra and other events.
	Yeah, so, you know, we made it happen, chat.
	And there's also another, I didn't realize, another filming of 20 vs.
	1 right now.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yes.
	Shout out to our boy.
	Yeah, so he's doing that shit.
	But I do have the handy bottle.
	Where's my handy bottle I have?
	Ready?
	In any case...
	Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
	Let me show the chat.
	This is going to be a great intro.
	So chat, this is how it's going to be right now, okay?
	So let's see what happens tonight.
	I don't know, but enjoy the show.
	Yeah, I don't know, but okay.
	Hey, girl, Zia, me, and Zia, me, and Zia, I'm IG. I'm the only nigga here at the table with IG right now, so...
	That is true.
	This is true, actually.
	That is true.
	So, the only person you can DM is me.
	Let's go, Chris.
	Alright, guys, we'll be back with some lovely ladies.
	Peace.
	Oh, my God. my God.
	Get out.
	Get out.
	music F*** out, put your shoes on outside, you don't gotta put them on in here.
	music music
	music music How many cares, bro?
	Bro, get out.
	Go. Go.
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't gotta put them on in here.
	What's up guys?
	So we're back, and there's a million different camera angles here that we're running.
	Yeah, we're here right now.
	Yeah, we're here right now.
	You guys should be able to hear me.
	I'm using a lapel mic on this one.
	Give me one's in the chat if the audio is good and you guys can hear me.
	One, two, one, two.
	We're using a combination, by the way, for all the production nerds.
	We're using these, we're using all types of mics.
	So y'all got me?
	I think they got us.
	Yeah, yeah, you got us.
	Okay.
	So, okay, they can hear me now fresh.
	Give it a quick test.
	One, two, one, two.
	Y'all should be able to hear fresh, too.
	Yeah.
	So you guys can hear me.
	You can hear fresh.
	What about you, Chris?
	Where's your...
	We don't get an extra lapel from?
	Oh, no, because there's two from one.
	Ah.
	Okay, just grab that one.
	One of those, Chris.
	All right, one, two, three.
	Sure.
	Tess?
	Yep.
	You got you?
	Yep.
	All right.
	Once all around.
	We do a lot.
	We do a lot.
	All right.
	Shout out to Mo.
	We do a lot.
	Make it happen.
	He fucked up a few times, but he does a bunch of things right.
	Cool.
	All right.
	So, guys, welcome to the first ever Fresh and Fit 20 versus 3.
	Yeah.
	Whatever it may be.
	But yeah, no one's ever done this live.
	I don't think...
	No.
	Yeah, we're the only ones that do it live.
	No.
	And this is our fresh and fit version.
	So we're going to make it better for you guys.
	First one is going to be good.
	So we'll do the intro.
	Yeah.
	With the girls.
	Yeah, okay.
	Round one.
	Round one.
	Let's see what happens here.
	Okay.
	So we're going to bring out three lovey ladies.
	Yes.
	And we're going to ask some questions.
	Round one.
	Oh, so it's the rate of time?
	Yeah.
	Yes, sir.
	Okay.
	Yeah, bro.
	So it's not like...
	It's like...
	Alright, let's see who's up first.
	One, two, three.
	Hello, hello, hello.
	Hello, how are you?
	I'm going to go right.
	Alright, cool.
	Here, I got another one here.
	Alright, should I put a one if it's perfect?
	Audio's good?
	Oh, look at the ladies.
	Okay, we're out here.
	We got the ninja crew in the chat, I mean, in the studio.
	We're here.
	You're going to go first.
	Okay.
	Alright, cool.
	Okay, hi guys.
	My name is Mello.
	Okay.
	I'm 25.
	I'm a medical assistant.
	Medical?
	What?
	I'm trying, okay?
	Okay, and I am, I write books, I write music, and I'm just trying to get some connects, you know?
	Okay.
	Do you believe in God?
	I do.
	That's good, I like that.
	Yes.
	Okay, and how old are you, by the way?
	I'm 25.
	25, okay, okay, okay.
	Where are you originally from?
	Fort Lauderdale, but I just recently moved to To Miami?
	Yes.
	Okay, but you grew up in Fort Lauderdale.
	Yes.
	Did you go to college?
	I did.
	I went to UCF in Orlando.
	Okay, so you got your bachelor's degree.
	Yes, I did.
	I'm here now.
	In what?
	In English?
	Okay.
	Because you said you're right.
	It's crazy how you actually knew that immediately.
	I mean, you said you're right, so I would assume.
	Yes.
	Okay, cool.
	All right.
	Next, girl.
	All right.
	Hi, I'm Brenda, and I currently practice massage therapy.
	Um...
	I'm gonna finish school, but I haven't really started yet.
	Oh, God.
	I'm just curious.
	Do you have massage therapists without dessert?
	Yeah.
	Wait!
	Thanks!
	No, but I do massage therapy without, like, just massage therapy.
	Just massage therapy.
	I don't do anything else.
	Okay, and your age?
	How old are you?
	25.
	Alright, cool.
	25, 25.
	And you're 25, right?
	Uh-uh.
	Uh-uh.
	Pass the mic, too.
	No, go ahead.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	I'm great.
	How are you?
	Not bad.
	My name is Emily.
	I am 20 years old.
	I'm from Long Island, New York.
	I originally came here to go to FAU in Boca Raton, but then I dropped out because I'm starting my own event planning business.
	Okay.
	Entrepreneur.
	For sure.
	And it's going slow and steady, but it's getting somewhere, you know what I mean?
	Okay.
	Wait, so how old are you?
	I'm sorry.
	I'm 20.
	20, and you, it's a, what kind of business is it?
	One more time?
	I want to start my own event planning business.
	Which I've already started.
	Slow and steadily.
	And you're originally from?
	Long Island, New York.
	Do you live here now or are you just visiting?
	No, I live here now.
	I dabble in New York here and there, but I am here.
	I dabble around.
	You dabble in chocolate?
	I don't have a certain type, so for sure.
	Okay.
	Perfect.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	What's your, like, ethnic background for you?
	I'm Haitian.
	You're Haitian?
	- Here we go. - Here we go. - Here we go. - Here we go. - Here we go. - Here we go. - Here we go. - Okay. - You're Haitian too?
	I'm Dominican.
	Oh, they're Dominicans.
	That's why I said cousin.
	Yeah, I was here before, like two years ago.
	And then, what's your...
	Italian?
	I am Italian, English, Irish, Latvian, German.
	A little bit of it all.
	Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
	No, no, no.
	I'm a little bit of it all.
	Maybe you don't know yet, but I'm a little bit of it all.
	You also have a cough in your chest, believe in God.
	Yeah, and I also, I don't know if you can see, but I got sunburnt.
	I got sunburnt with the cross, too.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Official.
	So I believe a lot.
	Okay.
	Alright, guys.
	I oiled it up.
	Now we gotta choose yay or nay for each girl.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Alright, so Chris, you go first.
	I go first.
	And you gotta say why.
	Why?
	Yeah.
	A little dark chocolate, you know, she's nice.
	She looks like she's sharp.
	So that's green.
	Thank you.
	Do I go with each girl?
	Yeah.
	Brenda, I don't know, you look a little spaced out.
	So, you know, you're hot, but you know, you look a little bit...
	No, it's fine.
	So I'm going to say no.
	And this one right here, I love Christians, so, you know, they're freakiest.
	What?
	You know what?
	I'm good.
	Babe, you're going to the church.
	I'm down at this event.
	That's crazy.
	So, Miss Heidi?
	Yes.
	You're one of my sisters in, you know, Christ.
	Amen.
	So I gotta say no.
	What?
	Because I feel like you're safe for him.
	You're safe for him, you know?
	Okay.
	I respect it.
	You look familiar from the show.
	If I remember correctly, were you exposed on the show before?
	Either way is fine.
	Wait, what?
	No.
	Wait, what does that mean?
	Wait, what happened?
	No, I can't remember what happened.
	Exactly, but something happened.
	Were you on before?
	Can you tell me?
	I mean, Chad knows, so I don't know.
	Let us know.
	What bothered you?
	That's my question.
	Yeah, I want to know.
	Is it low?
	No, it's because this nigga keeps putting it...
	Here, bro, you got it.
	Put it on his chain.
	You put on a chain?
	That actually works.
	Alright, go ahead.
	Now this should be out of here.
	And then, um, Miss 20 years old.
	Emily.
	Emily.
	Of all shapes and colors.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	I want to know, like, what the hell did happen two years ago?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so when did you come on before?
	I came here two years ago.
	I probably had some type of disagreements with him or you.
	She doesn't know, man.
	She's like, I'm just here.
	First of all, let me explain.
	You're just assuming at this point.
	I'm not spaced out.
	I'm listening to everything.
	I'm not refrained from anything, to be honest.
	You know what?
	I'll pick you.
	You know what?
	Thank you.
	I've...
	She's awesome.
	She's very sweet and calm and everything.
	I'm glad that you picked her.
	What did you want to say from before?
	Um, I think it was because, to be honest, okay, that, okay, you might rewrite there, I don't know, I'm trying to remember.
	Yeah, I know.
	But give me a second.
	Okay, no, don't worry, don't worry.
	Come on, man.
	I'm giving you a chance.
	Come on, man.
	Wait, hold on.
	I told you, French, bro.
	I see them all.
	She's hot, but come on, man.
	Ain't nothing up there, bro.
	It has nothing to do with hot.
	It has to do with the inside.
	I know.
	I just said that.
	Okay, thank God y'all looking at that.
	Okay. - Where's the camera? - I, okay, let me be, okay.
	Since I can't like not be honest, I asked you, Calm down.
	Take a deep breath.
	It's okay.
	It's okay.
	No, I kind of want to hear this.
	Yeah, me too.
	Hey, keep it fine right now.
	Okay.
	I asked you if...
	Oh, God, why?
	I asked you if your diamonds are real.
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You got diamonds for real.
	- Calling me a Nigerian scammer.
	- No, no, no, and I'm sorry. - Was this back in the nigga days for the first trade?
	- Yeah, yeah, yeah, because, okay.
	- You know what, I'm-- - That shit was taxing too, I'm not-- - Goddamn.
	- It's fine though. - I can't lie, so.
	- Okay.
	- New you, we're good.
	- Exactly.
	- Thank you, Brenda.
	- I'm all right right now.
	- Okay, Myron, your turn.
	- Okay, um.
	- You're good.
	- Damn.
	I'm just gonna say no to, you know, Everybody?
	Yeah.
	Damn!
	I'm just saying no, everybody.
	- It just, overall.
	- I respect it, yeah.
	- Yeah.
	- - I mean, there's not really much... - What?
	What?
	I think he's laughing.
	- No, I'm gonna...
	- No, no, wait.
	- No, I mean, do I have to give reasons why?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Each one, yeah, each one, yeah.
	Yes!
	Keep it PG, bro, keep it PG. All right, all right, all right.
	I'm serious.
	You two, you guys just kind of aren't my type, really.
	That's okay.
	Oh, that's fine.
	Wait, why?
	No, that's fine.
	I mean, there's no why.
	Yeah, why, man?
	We get it.
	- No, no, no, no, no, no, throw them on. - And then for you, I mean, you're very cute, but just, Nah, I don't know.
	It's a little questionable that you live in Miami and you're 20 years old.
	Wait, what?
	I don't live in Miami, actually, so you're wrong.
	Oh, shit!
	She said you moved down here.
	No, I didn't.
	Actually, you're a little wrong.
	I could correct you if you'd like.
	I mean, it doesn't really matter at this point, but...
	It's okay, but I can tell you if you want.
	I'm actually from New York, and I moved...
	Yes, I moved here by myself on my own in Boca.
	Not in Miami.
	Miami girls from me are very different.
	I don't care who I'm offending.
	I'm very sorry, but I am not a Miami girl, and I will stand by that till the end.
	So you're very wrong about that.
	Well, maybe you haven't met enough Boca girls, because Boca girls against Miami girls are a very different type of a girl.
	I don't know if you've dabbled in Boca girls or not, but I am and I stand by the fact that I am a Boca slash Long Island girl, and I will never ever be a Miami girl, but if that's what you're looking for, then that's not me for sure, but...
	It's not that that's what I'm looking for.
	I'm telling you...
	I don't know what you're looking for, but I'm telling you I'm not questionable, actually, and I'm not a Miami girl.
	Don't be scared of her.
	Don't be scared of her.
	No, I don't think you should be scared of me either, but I'm not a Miami girl.
	I already made my...
	It's not too late.
	Okay.
	Wait, wait, let me ask you something.
	What's your definition of a...
	What's your definition of a Miami girl?
	I can't take no for an answer.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	I'll take the no, but I'm just asking for everyone else.
	What's your definition of a Miami girl?
	I'm curious.
	Well, I mean, South Florida in general.
	Like, whether it's Miami, Fort Lauderdale, like, South Florida in general, like, it's just...
	Yeah.
	I have some questions that I'm like, I don't know.
	Me too, though.
	Me too.
	What are your questions, though?
	What are your questions?
	Like, what are you worried about?
	This is a wrap.
	That's it.
	Next round.
	Next round.
	Next girls.
	Thank you, ladies.
	Don't look for ladies.
	Can I get the next three ladies?
	Oh, man.
	All right.
	Look, babe, you got a mic right behind you.
	Here you go.
	Alright, we have the Spice Girls.
	So, my name is Momo.
	Momo?
	Yes, Momo.
	Just like from Avatar The Last Airbender.
	I'm such an anime geek.
	Or the scary little thing with the long hair and big eyes.
	Bending.
	Which form is your favorite?
	Oh my god.
	I like the water.
	Water?
	Yeah, I like the water tribe.
	They're lit.
	That's awesome.
	And also, don't forget to follow my Instagram, youngmoonlight27 underscore.
	Okay.
	What do you do for it?
	Yeah, how old are you?
	Oh, and I'm 29.
	I'm grown.
	You're 29?
	Yeah.
	And I'm from Miami.
	But now I live in like Port St.
	Lucie.
	I just couldn't deal with the Miami chaos.
	I had to get out of the traffic.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm a nurse.
	Wait, nurse?
	Yes.
	I be taking care of people.
	I work at a detox center, so I just make sure people...
	Detox?
	Yeah.
	Oh yeah, I be making sure people are like off that shit.
	And highest education level completed?
	Did you go to college?
	Yes.
	I have a four-year degree in nursing.
	Okay.
	Where'd you get it from?
	UF, University of Florida, home of the Gators.
	How about them Gators?
	Gators.
	Okay.
	All right.
	All right.
	Cool.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is G-Baby, and I'm from New York.
	Welcome back.
	My name is G-Baby?
	You've been on a show before, right?
	You've been on a show before?
	Yeah, multiple times.
	Yeah, I remember you, baby.
	Okay.
	You do?
	Kind of.
	Ah, Mariko, I know you don't know me, okay.
	You don't.
	You don't.
	How old are you?
	I'm 24.
	24?
	Cool.
	And you said you're from, are you from the city or?
	Um, no, I'm from New York.
	Okay.
	But I moved to Miami.
	What part of New York are you from then, if you're not from the city?
	Brooklyn.
	That's the city, okay.
	No, the city's Manhattan in New York.
	Okay, so yeah, and I knew she was going to say that.
	So for everyone that doesn't live in New York City, they mean like any of the five boroughs.
	But people that live in New York City, yeah, they always say the city they mean Manhattan.
	It's like a little insider thing.
	But you live in, technically you're from New York City.
	Yeah, I'm from New York City.
	You're just not from Manhattan.
	Yes.
	Yeah, that's fine.
	So I'm a content creator and I'm 24 years old.
	Content creator?
	Yeah.
	What kind of content?
	Not only fans.
	What is it?
	I just model, like, you know, do little TikTok videos.
	So, Instagram fans.
	Yeah, you can say that.
	Insta-fans.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	So, what's your highest education level completed?
	12th grade.
	So, high school.
	12th grade!
	Okay.
	Cool.
	Alright.
	You know what, I'll ask that question next.
	And then, what about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is J.C. J.C., okay.
	J-A-C-Y. Oh, okay.
	How old are you?
	I'm 25.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Maryland.
	Yes, I remember you.
	Yeah, I was here a couple weeks ago, I think.
	Work?
	I do social media, OnlyFans, Instagram, all that.
	Okay.
	And then, highest education level completed?
	College.
	I graduated.
	Alright.
	Education, remember.
	Body count?
	B.A. and what?
	Teacher.
	Body count?
	Oh, yes, yes.
	Yeah, okay.
	Wait, O.F.? Teacher?
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	I'm not a teacher anymore, obviously.
	Yeah, of course.
	They fired your ass, right?
	No, I didn't get fired.
	No?
	No.
	Yeah, okay.
	Never that.
	Alright, go ahead.
	Okay.
	Cool, and then you guys, you know, I just gotta ask this just because.
	Hobbies, like what do you do for fun?
	Oh my gosh, don't judge me.
	I watch a lot of Crunchyroll.
	Okay, so you're an anime fan.
	I'm a huge anime fan.
	I go to conventions, I do the cosplay.
	Okay, so Dragon Ball Super.
	Super?
	What the?
	Okay, you know what?
	Myra!
	What?
	Oh no!
	I like Super!
	If she said GT, then that would have been a question.
	This might be a black queen, bro.
	And like, I love Attack on Titan.
	That one's my favorite one.
	I saw the last season, it made me cry.
	And...
	Hunter x Hunter.
	Yo, my nigga!
	She's plugged in.
	She's plugged in.
	She's plugged in, okay.
	I mean, she has to be.
	Alright, so you watch a lot of anime.
	I watch a lot of anime, go to conventions with my friends.
	What's funny?
	Dreamcon?
	Oh, yes, Dreamcon.
	Okay, interesting.
	What about you?
	What are your hobbies interests?
	So my favorite thing to do is, you know, self-care.
	Makeup.
	Self-care, yes.
	My makeup, my nails, and going shopping.
	That's not hobbies, bro.
	Yeah, that's my hobby.
	It's what's at the beach, because she doesn't have any hobbies.
	You might as well go to the beach.
	Okay.
	And then what about you?
	What are your hobbies?
	Pretty simple.
	I like watching shows.
	I like going to the gym.
	I like taking pictures.
	I like doing vlogs.
	What kind of shows do you watch?
	I really like reality shows.
	I like watching YouTube couples.
	Favorite couple on YouTube?
	Charles and Alyssa.
	Who was that?
	I have no idea.
	I'm not plugged in.
	Love them.
	How often do you go to the gym a week?
	I go at least twice.
	I have to.
	At least for an hour.
	Okay.
	How about you?
	Me, so I started going five days a week for 30 minutes.
	You go five days a week?
	Yeah, for 30 minutes.
	How long have you been doing that for?
	I've been doing that since December 26th.
	Yeah, she loves weight, nigga.
	Oh, she broke it before?
	Yes, I was.
	How much weight did you lose?
	So, I was 170, now I'm 150.
	So, 20 pounds.
	That's good.
	Thank you.
	Wait, did coming on our show make you say, you know, I'm going to lose some weight?
	Oh, no.
	That's just something with myself.
	You can do the talking shit in the chat, I guess.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	How often do you go?
	Like, two or three times.
	Two or three times a week?
	I would like to go more, but you know, life gets in the way.
	Do y'all, like, lift weights, or do you guys, like, what do you guys do when you're there?
	So me, personally, I will start with cardio.
	Then I will go and do the machine, you know, that goes for the back and the chest and the arms.
	Okay, so you do a bunch of bullshit.
	Okay, great.
	What about you?
	What do you do?
	So first I do squats because I really want that ass.
	Can you turn around?
	Let me see something real quick.
	Oh, sure.
	Oh, okay.
	See-through.
	Chris got that eye.
	He be looking.
	I need something, man.
	I've seen Earth, man.
	Oh, yeah, you're right.
	It's kind of...
	Okay.
	And then, what do you do when you're...
	You said you do squats.
	Yeah, I do squats.
	Do you lift every time?
	I do lift.
	I lift at least like 30 to 50.
	Just because I'm not there yet with lifting like 100 and going up with it.
	That shit's hard as fuck.
	And then what about you?
	What do you do when you're in there?
	So I always do abs first because if I wait to the end, I'm not going to do them.
	Okay.
	And then I'll either do legs or back or arms, whichever is that day.
	Okay, so you do legs, push or pull, basically?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Now it's time to choose.
	Chris, go ahead.
	I mean, you want to switch it up a little bit?
	Yeah, sure.
	I'll say green to Miss Blonde because I like blondes.
	So that's fine.
	We know.
	The other two aren't really...
	I just think the most that I know.
	Okay.
	Damn.
	And then the other two are just not really my type.
	So I'll say yeah.
	But good stuff for you on your weight loss journey, though.
	Thank you.
	So that's great.
	All right, I'm going to go opposite, man.
	Okay.
	I'm going to pick Miss Anime Girl.
	Oh, thank you.
	And D-Baby.
	Put that D in you.
	It's G-Baby.
	Yeah.
	Y'all get it right.
	I feel like I'm on American Idol right now.
	And then with me, Sam and Kyle, not talking, Aaron Parkson, I'm going to go with Red On You.
	You're first going to animate up, I don't know, EarthBand, WaterBand together.
	And then you two, definitely agree, you know, you're like some girl, just fucking...
	Not talk to, and then, pretty cool.
	You're not going to say your intentions, Chris.
	I mean, it's obvious, man.
	My mind is going crazy, but yeah, it's this.
	Any talking.
	Any talking right now.
	All right.
	There you go.
	Cool.
	Cool.
	All right, ladies.
	Thank you.
	Oh, my bad.
	Yo, this is Chris, bro.
	Love you, Chris, man.
	Hey, man, some girls want to hear it first, man.
	Sure, sure, sure.
	Come on.
	Alright, come over here.
	Oh, sure, we got a...
	I don't know what's going on here.
	Thank you, Bill.
	Thanks.
	There you go.
	Alright, chat.
	What do you think?
	Alright, go ahead.
	Go first.
	Hi, I'm Jasmine.
	Not I Spice or Old Spice.
	Oh yeah, Old Spice.
	Yeah, I'm over here.
	It's an Old Spice.
	Hi.
	Okay, what?
	Alright, how old are you?
	I am 27 years old.
	Alright, where are you from?
	Miami, Florida.
	South Miami.
	Okay.
	What do you do for?
	I am currently a social media manager and an art teacher.
	Oh, an art teacher?
	I used to be one.
	I used to be one.
	Yeah, I remember that.
	Oh, that's nice.
	What kind of art do you teach?
	I teach all mediums.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Do you teach all mediums?
	Yeah, I do charcoal, paint, fucking everything, bro.
	You trusted your students with that?
	Huh?
	You trusted your students with that?
	They know me.
	Yeah, they know me.
	Oh, okay.
	I had one girl, she ate paint one time, though.
	But it's why you buy non-toxic.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, you don't buy toxic paint.
	Yeah, yeah, that's easy.
	See, you know.
	Yeah, it was crazy, bro.
	She was like, like, why'd you eat paint?
	Because they dared me to.
	Like, how much?
	A dollar.
	All right, well, that's money for her, man.
	Okay.
	Obviously, you've got to have at least a bachelor's degree, right, to be a teacher?
	Yes, sir.
	Yeah.
	Okay, cool.
	Where'd you get it from?
	Lynn University in Boca Raton, Florida.
	Oh, okay.
	Right up the road.
	All right.
	Uh...
	Why orange here?
	It's supposed to be pink.
	It was burgundy before.
	Sorry?
	No, old spice like the color?
	No, we were trying to go for Pink Mania by Kiss Colors, but it didn't work.
	Is that your real hair?
	Yes, sir.
	Alright, that's dope.
	Thank you.
	You guys are fucking dicks.
	I'm loving it.
	Goddamn, man.
	What about you?
	Dicks.
	Wait, isn't Aaron going to ask?
	Oh, he already did this.
	Well, hi, guys.
	I'm Rain.
	Rain Jasmine.
	I'm 22.
	And I'm from West Palm Beach.
	Okay.
	What do you do for it?
	I'm the community manager of a global party app.
	It's called Rate My Promoters.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	And then Highs Education Level, please.
	I'm actually in college now for marketing at Penn State University.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Alright, body count?
	My body count, it is...
	Those size?
	Come on, man.
	Sexy?
	It's seven.
	Oh, seven?
	A hundred?
	No.
	No?
	No.
	Some girls have a hundred.
	Like the girl who came on with the tattoos.
	That's crazy.
	I heard about that.
	That's so scary.
	She has a little one after the show.
	What?
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Hi, my name is Marta, and I'm 37 years old.
	Wait, 37?
	Okay.
	I'll be 38 in September.
	At least I'm telling the truth.
	Okay, 37.
	Alright.
	Where are you from originally?
	Poland.
	Poland?
	Okay.
	Look at those.
	Oh yeah, that's what I'm famous for.
	These calves.
	Wait a minute.
	Look at those calves, man.
	Wait, how do I... Back up so you can see.
	Where's the...
	Yeah, there you go.
	Damn!
	Oh my God, bro.
	What the hell?
	Nigga, she'll stop doing checks and kill you.
	Wait a minute.
	Where's the...
	Hey, hey, chat, man.
	Green, man.
	Let's go, man.
	Hold on.
	What did that last do, though?
	Not much.
	I'm a white girl, but, you know, it's there.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Highest education level completed for you?
	I finished a master's degree last year in April.
	I actually started a second master's degree here in Miami, but I ended up withdrawing because I already have one and I'm going to look for work in that.
	Okay.
	What do you have your master's degree?
	It's called Industrial Organizational Psychology, which basically is work psychology.
	So people go into HR or executive coaching, things like that.
	Alright, and then do you have a job right now?
	No, because I just withdrew in December, so I'm kind of taking my sweet time to look for work, but keeping my eyes open, and I'm thinking HR, and Miami's big on cruise lines, so I'm thinking maybe look into doing that, because I do love Miami.
	Okay, so I was going to ask Javi's next, but I'm assuming you're a bodybuilder?
	I mean, I don't compete, but I guess I do it for me.
	And I used to be fat, so I'm like a turnaround story.
	I was pre-diabetic, I was obese, I was almost 210 pounds, and I'm 5'5", so it was not.
	Oh, shit, yeah.
	But honestly, not even for looks, but I just, you know, your health is really everything, so yeah.
	Okay, so how often do you lift?
	Probably at least three to five times a week.
	I lift three times a week, but I'm also a runner, so I try to balance that.
	I run three to five miles, like two to three times a week as well.
	Alright, cool.
	What about you?
	What are your hobbies?
	My hobbies?
	Well, I like to read.
	That's really cool.
	And then I just do school.
	What do you read?
	I read little, like, fiction books.
	That's what I read.
	I'm reading everything, everything.
	What kind of fiction are we talking?
	We're just talking about, like, the romance, the cheesy shit.
	Twilight?
	No, actually, I haven't read that yet.
	Nicholas Sparks?
	I haven't read that yet.
	Nicholas Sparks?
	No, I haven't read that yet.
	I'm just like, I just pick up whatever looks good.
	Okay, finish it.
	Fifty Shades of...
	Grey?
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Obvious.
	Alright, what about you?
	What are your hobbies?
	Anything creative.
	So I enjoy painting, I enjoy writing, poetry especially, like haikus, kind of my thing.
	I also enjoy rapping, like lip syncing type rapping.
	I can rap you a song, but I don't feel like this is the appropriate.
	Actually, you know what?
	First of all, I'm just...
	Really?
	If you rock for me, you might win my hard hold.
	Okay, but it's not an original.
	Is that okay?
	That's fine.
	Okay, so I can do Mona Leo beating down your block.
	Like making a band.
	Oh, no!
	Bad time!
	No pads!
	Wait, I'm sorry.
	What happened?
	Bad boys!
	Bad boys?
	Tame it!
	What you got?
	What about them?
	I'm a good girl.
	Entertainment.
	What do you have?
	Rap for me.
	Right now.
	I need a beat though.
	My name's Jasmine.
	You're out!
	I can really do Mona Leo, but I need, like, the music.
	That's fine.
	Don't worry about it.
	So, let's see.
	I'll have to go first.
	Green?
	Oh, no.
	I feel like you would break me for sure in bed.
	Not because I thought you were like...
	Hey, I was just fucking around.
	Saza?
	Wait, wait.
	SZA? Whatever.
	Chat's calling you that.
	I see it.
	I see it.
	You don't know who SZA is?
	No.
	Yeah, she looks like it.
	Yeah, well, I'm agreeing on you because, you know, the glasses are really helping.
	And I thought, Sue.
	And Miss Art Teacher, I feel like we can paint a canvas, if you know what I mean.
	Not that kind of thing.
	Never mind, man.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	All right, fuck it.
	Hey, hey, hey, just quiet, man.
	No, no, no.
	I'm like, you know, I like girls who are very, you know, You just instantly say, nah, nah, nigga.
	So, it's cool, man.
	Thank you for telling me what's up, okay?
	You're welcome.
	So, yeah, don't worry about it, you know.
	Not that cabbage.
	Do you know what I meant, though?
	Yeah, I did, because I'm winning.
	So, girls, know what's up?
	Like, that's how y'all like...
	Nah, more or less.
	That's how you secretly practicing each other to smash.
	That's our risk.
	Let me, uh, get my...
	Let me dip my brush in your paint.
	That's good.
	And make it red.
	Ooh, what the fuck?
	I don't know.
	What if I told you my favorite color is pink?
	Hey, I will see your pinks.
	You can mix your white.
	I can.
	Yeah.
	I don't like it.
	To make paint.
	Oh, you might have to turn it back.
	Oh, yeah!
	Green!
	okay look listen man I'm gonna keep this short and sweet Miss Arlo Green!
	You can do a quick spin.
	Ooh!
	Yes!
	Yes!
	Okay.
	Yes.
	And then, you know what, Ms.
	Mullen?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	You're a bit on the older side.
	Yes, I am.
	It's true.
	But those legs are firm and strong.
	And you know what?
	After hard day at work on the podcast, I'm not going to carry the show.
	I need a back rub.
	So you know what?
	Let's do it.
	All right.
	Got you.
	Got you.
	Let's do it.
	Yes to you.
	Let's go fresh.
	Let's fucking go!
	All right.
	Thank you.
	I'm just going to say no for all three.
	No.
	No, dawg.
	Alright, Simon.
	Simon, Kyle?
	American Idol.
	Why no?
	Larry!
	No, what was the thing's name?
	Randy!
	Randy!
	Wait, why no?
	For all three, give us...
	I'm Simon, I guess.
	I really gotta...
	Okay, fuck, okay.
	The other girls wanted the answers, too.
	You guys, sure you guys want them?
	I want them, I like them.
	Send them off nice.
	No, it won't be nice.
	Just be harsh.
	Be brutal.
	It doesn't matter.
	All right, I'm just going to say, okay, I don't like your hair.
	That's fine.
	Not my thing.
	I don't like your beard.
	Fantastic.
	Wait, what?
	You asked!
	I didn't ask!
	I didn't ask!
	They're like, no, just tell us!
	I didn't ask.
	Okay.
	For you, just not my body type, and then for you, maybe 10 years ago, yes.
	But 37 is a little too old.
	I'm 34.
	Yeah, I feel like the guy should be older.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But great work on the cast.
	Thank you.
	Okay.
	What's up now?
	We got next up?
	Yeah.
	Oh, we should read some chats, probably.
	We should.
	We have the last three.
	Okay, last three.
	Do you want to do the last three?
	Yeah, we can do that.
	The last three.
	Let me get the mics, ladies.
	Thank you so much.
	Thank you, ladies.
	Can I have the last three, please?
	Ladies, that are right here.
	This is tough, man.
	This is tough, bro.
	Come!
	Why you being shy?
	I'm gonna put you first.
	Guys, this is our first thing.
	We're gonna do another one in the future.
	Come on.
	I ain't shy.
	Wait, you be in the middle.
	You come here.
	Me?
	Yes, you.
	Lord have mercy.
	Okay.
	Lord have mercy.
	That is some thick chocolate, my nigga.
	Goddamn!
	Heyo.
	I mean...
	Me?
	Willy Wonka?
	Hey, listen.
	Oh, Icey City, man.
	Shout out to Icey, man.
	I love it, man.
	This is great.
	Can y'all see us?
	Should I move down a little bit?
	Uh, let's see.
	Do you need to do it more?
	Me?
	You're fine.
	I'm good?
	Yeah, you go first.
	Mara, why are you laughing, man?
	Mara, stop laughing!
	What the fuck is this, man?
	These athletes, man?
	What the fuck is this?
	Alright, cool.
	Go ahead.
	Alright, go ahead.
	Okay.
	Um, my name's Haley.
	What, Haley?
	Hi, I'm Haley.
	How are you LA? Where are you from?
	I'm from Alabama.
	I knew it.
	Racist?
	No, I'm sorry.
	Go ahead.
	What do you do for it?
	I do OnlyFans.
	Oh, never mind.
	She's not racist.
	How long have you been doing OnlyFans?
	Two years.
	Two years?
	Yeah.
	Question for you.
	What are your hobbies?
	What are my hobbies?
	Other than OnlyFans.
	Sucking dude.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	You see?
	I know.
	Come on.
	How old are you?
	I'm 22.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Highest education completed?
	High school.
	Alright, fair enough.
	High school!
	What part of Alabama are you from?
	Gadsden.
	Gadsden?
	Gadsden.
	Oh, Gadsden.
	Okay.
	Do you dabble in the dark?
	Oh, huh?
	Do you dabble in the dark?
	Yeah, that shit does.
	Do I what?
	Dabble in the dark.
	Do you fuck niggas?
	All the time.
	Damn, all the time, bruh.
	That's crazy.
	That's crazy, bruh.
	Okay, Chris, thank you.
	I mean, shit.
	Alright, thank you for that comment.
	Okay.
	High school.
	What about you?
	I'm Marcela, and I work at...
	Wait, wait, wait!
	Body count?
	Oh?
	You really wanna know that?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm just curious.
	One?
	Hundred?
	This week?
	This week?
	Ultra?
	You went crazy?
	Uh-uh.
	How was Ultra, though?
	Did you go?
	Yeah.
	I know you went.
	You quiet as fuck, huh?
	You got Molly Percocet?
	No?
	Oh!
	I don't know!
	So you're just here visiting then, you don't live here?
	No, I just moved here.
	When?
	A week ago.
	That's a red flag.
	Oh, bro.
	She's gone, bro.
	She's about to be tinted, bro.
	So honest, have you fucked any guys here in Miami?
	Uh-uh.
	Come on.
	When you said uh-uh, your mouth was open, and you looked at my penis.
	What the...
	What the...
	I'm gonna speak up.
	Yo, I'm gonna talk to you.
	She's like, uh-uh.
	I'm like...
	Hey, listen, I could be a first.
	I could be a first.
	What about you?
	I'm Marcella and I work in insurance fraud.
	Oh, shit!
	Car insurance fraud?
	Yeah, car insurance fraud.
	It's great here.
	It's great business here.
	For you or for them?
	Well, depends on how you look at it.
	Okay.
	Question for you.
	What are your hobbies?
	My hobbies are basically anything creative, too.
	I guess I would say probably like music, plus-size modeling, anything with makeup in the fashion industry.
	That's pretty much like my hobbies.
	I love your curves, by the way.
	Thank you.
	How old are you?
	I appreciate that.
	27.
	And where are you originally from?
	From here.
	Okay, Miami.
	You said you do car insurance fraud like...
	Do you do the investigations and then you guys pass it off to the law enforcement?
	Yeah, investigations and then we give our work to the law enforcement so they can take the credit.
	Wow, of course.
	That's how it goes.
	Do y'all pass it off to the feds or the state?
	I'm just curious, mostly.
	Just the state.
	Fair enough.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Hold on, hold on.
	Do you work out?
	I do work out.
	No, hold on.
	You look like yours works, too.
	Really well.
	Hold on, Nick, I'm talking!
	Can you do a spin?
	Can I do a spin?
	For sure.
	Do we all have to do a spin?
	I don't mind the spin, but she didn't do a spin either, and I feel like high school should do a spin, too.
	Yeah, I ain't got nothing to spin by me.
	Yeah, do a spin for us!
	Come on!
	Thank you for that.
	That was great.
	Okay, let's move on.
	Chris.
	Yo, chat chill, man.
	Chat chill, bro.
	What about you?
	Hey, my name is Aklan.
	I've been here before.
	You have?
	Yes, I have.
	Did you get Frank Castle's?
	I'm sorry?
	No.
	Did you get...
	No.
	No?
	No.
	Okay.
	No.
	Never mind.
	Go ahead.
	I was here about two years ago.
	I was the master's girl in a blue dress.
	They called Freshiana.
	I was with...
	Oh, Freshiana!
	Yes.
	They said that I thought I was all of that and a bag of chips because I had two masters.
	Okay.
	But thankful enough to Lyrical Detox for bringing me back on.
	He was the only man that could plug me back in.
	I'd be in and out of Miami for modeling now.
	Lost a couple pounds.
	I'm going to do the 360 for you.
	That's okay.
	You want to see it?
	All right.
	Go ahead.
	Nigga, yeah.
	I'm going to waste time, my nigga.
	Y'all can't see me, right?
	I'm going to turn around.
	Y'all see something rude?
	Tell me, okay?
	- Okay.
	- Okay.
	- Yeah, God!
	- Damn! - - Uh.
	- - No, no, no. - No, wait, I'm not even gonna do two minutes left. - All right, so. - No, no. - All right. - You should, you coming in?
	- Wait, so question.
	Can you do me a favor?
	What you mean?
	When we go out on one-on-one, can you just...
	We go out on one-on-one?
	No, no, wait.
	Just kneel down so I can sit on your ass while I'm talking to another girl, okay?
	Yeah, because your ass is like a chair almost.
	Is that real?
	Yeah.
	Of course it's real, man.
	I'm African.
	I lost some weight.
	I've been in the gym for the past year.
	That's real?
	Yeah.
	Do you like the desert?
	I don't leave nothing dry.
	Camel toe.
	Camel toe?
	That's just that fat goose mousse, you feel me?
	That fat goose mousse, you feel me?
	That fat goose mousse.
	I'll be using it, but that fat goose mousse, you feel me?
	Type shit.
	Who bought you that chain?
	I'm sorry?
	Who bought you that chain?
	I bought this chain.
	She's independent, man.
	Is it real?
	Yeah.
	Yo, where's the dummy tester?
	Don't worry about my body.
	Why you recently thought my shit wasn't real?
	Nigga, I wear jewelry.
	I can tell.
	But why did you think on my body it wasn't real?
	The time the girl was wearing Cubans in here, you thought mine wasn't real?
	I was trying to save you because I said who bought it for you.
	But you said who bought it for me.
	You don't think I got my own money in?
	You played yourself.
	I played myself?
	Yes.
	That's why we're finna talk one on one.
	Right?
	Yeah, let's do it.
	Okay.
	You see?
	He's trying to steal it from you.
	Just be entertained.
	Hey, listen.
	I'm not in this, man.
	That's okay.
	Myron won me the most, so it's crazy.
	I mean, Myron is definitely dark, so...
	Myron, Myron, you don't like East African girls?
	You don't like East African girls?
	I'll be honest, no.
	Now, hold on.
	May I please ask a question?
	What is it about East African girls that deters your preference?
	Because I'm from East Africa, too.
	Yeah, me too.
	I'm an East African girl, so I want to know if I'm an East African man, but it is.
	I love the African men, so, you know, I mean...
	I just...
	It's just not me.
	I don't like any...
	I don't like girls that remind me of my sister or my mom.
	Do I remind you?
	No, you don't.
	But, I mean...
	I just don't...
	I don't know, man.
	Like...
	Is it attitude?
	Huh?
	Is it attitude?
	Independent queens?
	Think about it.
	Would you fuck your sister?
	Wait.
	What?
	No, he said she doesn't remind me.
	Wait a minute.
	No, she doesn't.
	She doesn't.
	But she has to ease out from girls.
	So, like, I'm assuming, like, Somalia.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Uganda.
	Right underneath South Sudan.
	Okay.
	Do I know the way?
	Of course I know the way.
	Okay.
	Yeah, so for me, it's just, yeah, it's not a preference for me.
	No, that's okay.
	That's okay.
	Like Somali, Ethiopia, stuff, I normally don't go for.
	Yeah, thank God I knew that then.
	Okay!
	Time to pick, guys.
	Okay.
	Myron?
	Wait.
	You're first.
	Yeah, you go first.
	I was going to ask.
	I was going to ask what their hobbies are.
	All right, go ahead.
	What are your hobbies?
	We kind of did it already.
	We did.
	We already did this.
	I didn't answer this question.
	What are your hobbies?
	Okay.
	I love...
	Wait, you didn't get...
	I didn't write it down then.
	I'm sorry.
	What is your hobby?
	Second deck.
	Yes, that was it.
	That's why I didn't remember that.
	That was it.
	Ayo.
	Besides sucking penis, then.
	What else?
	What's your name again?
	Haley.
	Haley.
	AutoPush 3.
	In your opinion, what's the biggest dick?
	Wait.
	Hold on.
	Pause, nigga.
	Wait?
	Who has the biggest dick?
	In your opinion?
	Probably you.
	How'd you know?
	Why'd he smile?
	Not how'd you know.
	Oh shit!
	You feel me?
	Chad, he slid her at 20 to say that.
	Last question.
	Length or girth?
	I haven't heard that in a while.
	I know, right?
	Length.
	That's a no for me, dawg.
	Oh my god.
	Girl, follow the way, okay.
	Oh my god.
	It doesn't show evidence of damage, that's why.
	I know, I know, right?
	Alright, Chris, who you gonna pick?
	Uh, are you done?
	Uh, well, uh, okay.
	What about your hobby?
	You didn't get a chance.
	So I, myself, I love to bake straight up.
	I bake from scratch.
	I love banana bread, chocolate chip bread.
	I will bake for y'all.
	Y'all let me know.
	I can make it if you want it.
	The thickness, okay.
	Saisha.
	Get you going, Saisha.
	And if you love...
	But then again, if you love East African food, I will actually make it.
	Like, no funny.
	I do love to cook.
	You know, that's something I am passionate about.
	I love anime.
	So for anyone in the chat who's into, like, shounen or isekai, I'm with y'all.
	Oh, totally anime.
	She loves isekais.
	Oh, she loves isekais.
	Okay.
	Isekais.
	Anime.
	I bet you thought I was going to say Naruto, didn't you?
	I bet you thought I was going to say Naruto, didn't you?
	Let's get into it.
	I am not high-fiving for that.
	My top three, I love Erased, Vivi's Floor Eye Song, and I just finished Castlevania, so I feel like that's a really good one.
	She valid, my nigga.
	Get into me, Acklin went on Instagram for me.
	What do you got your master degree in?
	I have two.
	What do you have them in?
	I have one in public health and another in international administration.
	And you don't use any of them?
	I do.
	I actually work for the CDC. CDC? CDC. I remember now.
	I remember now.
	They were just making jokes about...
	But mind you, I seen them in the chat talking about some East African girls are hot now, right?
	They rated me a zero before.
	Really?
	They rated me a zero.
	Chat, drop your rating real quick.
	You're sitting down.
	Yeah, what's your shit now?
	She came out with a vengeance.
	Wait, you got the jab?
	Well, of course.
	Of course.
	Fair enough.
	Alright, we're gonna move on from that.
	That's fine, that's fine.
	Okay, Chris, make a choice here, buddy.
	Alright, so, uh, Hayley.
	Hey.
	Shout out to you.
	Yay!
	You already know why.
	Um, Miss, uh...
	I'll have to lure Chris for that as well.
	- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.
	Same reason.
	Shout out to the ass.
	Shout out to the ass, okay.
	Shout out to you, man.
	And probably what's mad at me?
	I got him stuttering, so it's cool.
	No, that's everyday at carts.
	Don't worry, that's everyday.
	That's too easy.
	Hey, listen.
	I'm not the host, though.
	And, uh, you, uh...
	Nigga, today you are, nigga!
	Today you are!
	No, you alright, though.
	So, you, alright, uh, you know, it's, you know, it's what it is.
	So, uh, yeah, that's what I did.
	You know, what the fuck is this shit, man?
	Okay.
	Alright, first, go ahead.
	You know, what the fuck, man?
	So, for the first time ever, I'm gonna pick all three.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	But I like you the most.
	You know why?
	No.
	When I roll down the hill, You know what I think about?
	Cinema Bonds and Curves.
	Oh, is that so?
	And that's you all day.
	Alright.
	And are you next?
	I'm next!
	Why'd you call it Cinema Bonds?
	Cinnamon Bonds and Cream Filling.
	Yeah, alright, come on, man.
	I don't care.
	Yeah, you know, like she's a thick stuff and then you do like the white stuff in the middle.
	Yeah, you're white, right?
	So we got churro, and we got cinnamon buns.
	All right?
	All right.
	And a pencil.
	A thick one.
	Okay.
	Am I Auntie Anzo?
	No, your freshest ends.
	No, she's the burnt parts.
	The burnt parts?
	Wow!
	You want the burnt parts, man?
	The burnt parts?
	No, like, I'm trying to do an analogy.
	Aren't you black?
	Aren't you funny?
	Aren't you?
	Why are you offended, though?
	What?
	I'm not offended.
	It's just, you know, I know you like burnt parts, so it's crazy, you know.
	I eat them all.
	It's fine.
	Right?
	Alright.
	Look at you smiling!
	Come on, queen!
	Look at this line.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	I got you, huh?
	I got you.
	No, all right, all right, bro.
	All right, all right.
	All right.
	This nigga, I want tonight, man.
	OK.
	I can chill this episode.
	I mean, this is fucking great.
	You want to be here, though, man.
	Yo, this is fucking awesome, man.
	I'm goddamn.
	All right.
	OK.
	It's a night off from iron.
	Damn.
	All right.
	You got a pit, nigga.
	OK.
	So we'll miss the Africa, if not against you personally.
	But no.
	And then you're jabbed, so, you know.
	It's okay.
	It's fine.
	It's because I'm East African.
	It's all right.
	That's fair enough.
	With you, just not my type.
	Wait, why?
	Why?
	She's beautiful, bro.
	Yeah, I'm on.
	What, what, Marron?
	I'm on Marron.
	BBW?
	What's wrong with you, man?
	Yeah, Marron, come on, man.
	You're a nigga, aren't you?
	Come on, man.
	How dare you?
	I'm like, man.
	I'm like, man.
	What you at, though?
	That's what you asked.
	Not like that.
	Some people say I'm black.
	Some people say I'm not.
	I don't know what it is, man.
	I don't know.
	But yeah, y'all can have that, man.
	Well, yeah, all the more for you.
	I don't like sharing anyway.
	Alright, that's fine.
	The fuck?
	This is for you, bro.
	Wait, you said the fuck?
	The fuck is what girls say, man.
	Alright, Fresh.
	And then, I mean, you know, the three of these, blonde, bimbo, blowjobs, why not?
	Sure.
	Okay!
	Why not?
	Wait, I do have a question.
	Sure.
	What's up, Hayley?
	So what's y'all's body count?
	Well, hold on.
	If we actually are gonna reveal this, then you gotta reveal yours for real.
	We're actually gonna do this.
	For the second round, right?
	I will Hold on Can I also know Like Sure For anyone that said No to us Can you also go down The line and say Why Okay.
	Okay, who actually wants the why?
	Because last time a girl got mad, she got mad.
	We're not mad, we chillin'.
	Yeah, all three want the why?
	Yeah, we want to know why.
	We chillin'.
	You're asking for it, man.
	I mean, hey, we chillin'.
	It's 4C, hair in the building, we want to know.
	Okay.
	Just for you, just not my type in general.
	That's okay.
	I don't usually date black girls like that.
	That's okay.
	With you, just too big for me.
	You know, I'm real big on the gym and training.
	And then for you, I was like, ah, she ain't gonna argue with me.
	Probably not.
	I don't fucking know.
	So I was like, okay.
	That's real.
	Okay?
	Anyone else?
	She's looking at me crazy like, what?
	You look like the type, like you'd just be quiet and not give me a headache, right?
	She never even said anything.
	She's just chilling.
	She'll give me a head.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Fair enough.
	All right.
	But that's why.
	What about y'all?
	I mean, same thing.
	Like, you know, it's like it's one of the things where if I'm fucking you, I'm just like this.
	Like, what's going on here?
	Like, it's just, you know.
	I've been doing sex, you know.
	It's like, I have to.
	What are you searching for, nigga?
	Exactly.
	The treasure.
	So, like, you know, it's what it is.
	It's just my preference, man.
	So.
	Chris, what was that?
	What was that?
	Yeah, you know chat notes!
	I don't get it.
	It's a chat note.
	They're doing sex.
	Yeah, why are you searching for shit?
	I don't know, nigga.
	He's the funniest nut.
	I want to go all the way, okay?
	Relax.
	Thanks, girls.
	Thank you, ladies.
	Thank you.
	So y'all can sit back down.
	Now we're ready to get into the second portion, right?
	Yes.
	Want to have a seat first?
	What's the thing?
	You go.
	Me first?
	Okay.
	Alright, folks.
	Let's adjust the camera angles.
	Oh, we have Roberto here, right?
	Yeah.
	Alright, sorry guys.
	Quick little, uh...
	Yo, this is hilarious, by the way.
	Quick little switcheroo.
	First time of doing this actual video type content, and I think it's hilarious, man.
	Yeah.
	You're seeing us in 4K. Telling girls what's up in 4K. Yeah.
	Um...
	Like, for now, just press one, Bills, and then...
	I'm on the line, man.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, just one angle's fine.
	Just one angle's good.
	Oh, yeah, but...
	Or put on me on six, I think.
	We should be good.
	Or two.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	So next, now what we're going to do is...
	I'll read the chats, then we'll do a second part.
	Yeah, we're on two.
	All right.
	Okay, we got here...
	I hope you guys are enjoying it, man.
	We'll switch it off for y'all a little bit.
	And then next time we do this, by the way, guys, like I said, it's just a crazy weekend.
	Yeah.
	But we'll do this again for y'all with, like, more.
	Way more.
	Way more.
	We got Liz...
	Little Brazilian.
	Little Brazilian goes, What's up, mine?
	I'm 23 years old, making six figures of yours.
	I want to invest in real estate with my brother.
	By the end of the year, I currently have a 15K car loan under my name.
	Should I pay the car first?
	Go all out on real estate with my brother?
	Or go all out on real estate?
	What do you think, Fresh?
	If the rate's low, keep the car alone because the money you're going to spend 15K will just go to the car, any type of real gain.
	But if it's a high rate of interest, then yeah, pay it off for sure.
	But if it's maybe 3%, 4%, then keep it.
	Yeah, do the real estate.
	Yeah, because you'll get equity in that house and you can cash out refi.
	That might pay for the car itself.
	Yeah, and then you can cash out refi later if you get some equity, wait a year or two, and you'll probably be able to pull that money out and then just cash out refi.
	Yep.
	Fresh Muta, I see Chris is still bringing these drive-thru hoes.
	Marcellus, you should work in the calories fraud.
	Oh, this nigga.
	Anyway, since these chicks look like sewer rats, we give the gang the ratings.
	Abu Yousef, B, Aaron, C, Coxon, Shelton, Benjamin, 7, Mark Henry, 2, Blitz, 5.
	All right, his ratings, I guess, for the guys.
	He gave us the ratings?
	What the fuck, nigga?
	No, did he?
	What do we got next here?
	Moe, put the spare away.
	You're better than this.
	Postmaster 69.
	Goddamn, bro.
	Alright.
	Y'all think Meat gonna come out and address any of this?
	Also, it's good to see Chia Pat is back.
	I guess she really couldn't stay away, Moe.
	She should make a once a month appearance just for the homie.
	Oh, Chia Pet?
	Damn, people's memories.
	Oh, what the hell was that?
	You know what?
	I can't even bring that one up.
	We'll do that on Rumble.
	Okay.
	Alright, cool.
	You know what?
	Next part?
	We should go to Rumble now.
	Yeah.
	No, we should.
	We should, bro.
	We got over, wait, 21K watching right now?
	Yeah.
	We should go to Rumble right now.
	Yeah.
	Alright, guys.
	We're going to switch on over to Rumble right now.
	And then we can say what we really want to say to the girls.
	Just because we...
	I ain't gonna lie.
	I was holding back a lot.
	You holding back a lot.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.
	Tell him what you want to tell him, bro.
	Because that...
	Bro, the nigga...
	How many times have I reported for bullying now?
	It's fucking annoying.
	Yeah, it is, it is.
	So it's like...
	Goddamn.
	My bad.
	We didn't say the truth.
	No, my bad.
	I was telling the truth the whole time.
	Yeah, you wasn't talking to me.
	No, no, but it's like...
	You guys know me, man.
	Like, I don't hold back on these girls, bro.
	And it's like, are you sure you want me on here talking shit, bro?
	No, no, no, no.
	Because you were joking about it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You're joking.
	Keep it serious.
	Keep it serious.
	I be joking and smashing.
	It's serious humor.
	All right, guys.
	Come on Rumble.
	See you guys for part two.
	Yeah, guys.
	Come on over to Rumble.
	Rumble.com.
	Come on over right now.
	Let's go.
	Heavy as fuck.
	You didn't realize?
	Holy shit.
	Yeah, I know.
	But it's like, I thought it was plastic.
	This is metal.
	Oh, okay.
	Good job, Chris.
	All right, ladies, round two.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So, Chris first.
	Okay?
	Yeah, so we'll head up.
	Yup, Chris, you can take my shit.
	So, all the girls?
	No, it's going to be one-on-one portion, right?
	Yeah, the ones you picked.
	Yeah, so tell I see the ones I picked.
	Press one, please.
	Here, I'll...
	Well, Roberto does that.
	Oh, yo.
	I can hear a lot of static on the mics.
	Start moving on that.
	No, no, no.
	That was the top.
	W. Chris in the chat.
	I'm not a lot of similar girls.
	Can I switch?
	As long as the audience can't hear it, I'm okay.
	They couldn't hear it.
	I'm cutting off YouTube, okay?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm standing?
	Right there, same thing.
	Alright guys, girls are on the way right now for Chris.
	Should be some fun content right now.
	Chris is hilarious by the way.
	Can I ask my cup, please?
	What?
	Uh, chat.
	Yeah, hear me?
	I want to say chat.
	Can you hear me?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You're on?
	I mean, you can hear it as soon as I start.
	I think your mic is still on now.
	Mic?
	Yeah.
	They can hear you.
	Are you turning off right now?
	Oh, yeah, good.
	They're saying good to hear you.
	Talking, Chris.
	Oh, yeah, chat.
	We are getting ready right now.
	Let's bring a girl up here, ASAP. Yeah, I thought we were sitting down too.
	I think sitting down would be better.
	No, no, no.
	You sure?
	No, no.
	All right, cool, fine.
	One girl?
	Yeah, just bring one.
	That's fine.
	Just bring one there.
	213.
	Hey, welcome.
	Hey.
	Can someone give her a mic, please?
	So, like, what is what?
	Just asking questions right now?
	Yes.
	She will ask you a question, and then you will follow up a question, and then chat will ask a question, and then we'll go from there.
	You have one, two, three, four, five, six girls.
	You have to bring it down to one.
	Okay, so let's make it speedy then, all right?
	All right.
	What's up?
	It's on you, bro.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, but...
	You're right, though.
	Take your time, nigga.
	All right, go ahead.
	Sorry, what's up?
	So I'm asking you a question.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So, ask me a question and then, you know, let's vibe.
	You know, it's our, me, us meeting up right now.
	We're chilling.
	You just met me.
	What's up?
	We're vibing.
	What's up?
	Hey, we just met.
	What's your type?
	What do you look for in a girl?
	My type?
	Well, you know, I obviously picked you.
	So you are my type, you know.
	Nice.
	You're like elaborate.
	Of course.
	Come on, like, yeah.
	No, no, no.
	Be clear with her, man.
	There you go.
	Ladies, come on.
	Let's go.
	You know.
	Cute eyes, cute smile.
	You seem like you're not loud.
	I like girls who are compliant.
	So as simple as that.
	So yeah, you know, you look good to me, you know.
	When I see, well the nails are like crazy though.
	What's that, dick rippers?
	Yeah, sure.
	You could call them that.
	Little French tip, little chrome moment.
	Okay.
	Something simple though, you know.
	Alright, how about you?
	Your type is...
	My type?
	Someone I just...
	I don't know.
	I vibe with.
	I'm all about who I get along with.
	Yes.
	Literally vibes.
	Like, personality-wise.
	Like, if we get along well, if we're talking and it's, like, flowing, then...
	That told me nothing.
	Like, in terms of what?
	Like, hobbies...
	It's just, like, our conversation.
	Like, if it's going well, if you're funny...
	Like, now?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	If you're funny, I mean, obviously, you have to, like, look good in some sense, you know what I'm saying?
	But I'm all about personality and, like, do we just, like, go together?
	Like, are we just...
	Okay.
	...viving?
	And then you're from here, Miami, right?
	Like, you're...
	No, I'm from Maryland.
	Oh, Maryland.
	But do you live in Miami, more or less?
	Not yet.
	I plan on moving soon.
	Oh, not yet.
	So why are you Miami?
	I'm visiting...
	From...
	With Ultra?
	Not for Ultra.
	I'm visiting more so for, like, my job, basically.
	Your job is what?
	My manager is down here, and, like, he's just having me do, like, different...
	Oh, of content, right, you said?
	Yes.
	Oh, okay, okay.
	So is it like, oh, so he has to plan your content?
	Not like I'm, like, collabing on OnlyFans.
	That's not why I'm down here.
	It's more so, like, I'm just meeting up with people promotion-wise and, like, just meeting new people, just connections, so...
	Okay, so then, you know, if me and you do, like, some off-content, you know, just hang out at the bars, drink, and have a good time, are you down for that, or do I have to talk to your manager?
	No, no, no, 100%.
	We can go out, have a good time, for sure.
	We can, all right.
	I'll see you soon, all right?
	Okay.
	All right.
	Yep.
	All right.
	Thank you.
	Come on, ladies.
	I see.
	Hey.
	Okay, dark chocolate.
	What's up?
	How are you?
	Perfect.
	So, ask me a question.
	Okay, I want to know what is the worst thing about you or what is something that people misjudge you about?
	Misjudge me about?
	I mean, for the most part, it's like, yo, Chris, man, you talk too much on the internet, man.
	You were saying some stupid shit, more or less.
	I understand, so shout out to the chat.
	I don't, you know, what you guys are, chat niggas, you know, I fuck with you guys, but that's what I read.
	But I have more positivity than anything else.
	It's only those weird niggas that will be saying shit that I see, and all right, niggas, like, show me your IG. And then, let's go from there, okay?
	How about you?
	What?
	What do you mean?
	What are the worst things people tell you about?
	I think people believe I'm pretty critical, but I'm not.
	It's like, I usually just want the best for everybody who's around me, but they view me as critical, but it's genuinely not what it is.
	Well, you seem critical.
	I wouldn't say so.
	So...
	I'm supportive.
	Your last boyfriend, like, what, a year ago, a few weeks ago?
	I'm sorry?
	Your last boyfriend.
	I would say a year.
	A year ago?
	Yes.
	And have you been celibate since?
	I actually have been.
	How many bodies have you had since then?
	I'm going to be real.
	I'm curious, you know.
	No, genuinely just one.
	And it's like, damn, why the fuck did I do that?
	Yo, chat.
	One body.
	No, I chat.
	One body.
	No, I swear to God.
	No, you're lying.
	No, I would never lie.
	Why would I lie?
	You don't even know where I'm at.
	Like, spiritually, what I'm trying to do.
	Yeah, spiritual girls be crazy, though.
	No, because it's real.
	It's real, a real dick.
	It's real.
	Wait, what?
	Yeah, a real dick.
	Like, spiritual girls be crazy as fuck.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	I mean, but, and you live here on Miami, right?
	I just moved here from Fort Lauderdale.
	It's the same shape, more or less.
	I guess.
	Alright, cool.
	Hey, listen.
	So far, so good.
	You know, you're holding on to something.
	And, you know, we'll see.
	Well, you know, I do like the vibes, though.
	I appreciate it.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, you know, you smell nice.
	You ain't crazy.
	You ain't loud.
	Smell me from here?
	Yeah, yeah, you know.
	I smell you from here.
	Good.
	Let me see, let me see, let me see.
	Period.
	Yeah, it's more nice.
	Well, not periods.
	Wait, wait.
	Yeah, we said period.
	Wait.
	Because when I smelled, you said period, so not, you actually a period, but, like, period.
	Now, why would you say that?
	No, you said period.
	You know what I meant, though.
	But I was smelling you, and you said period.
	Oh, fuck it.
	Never mind.
	Okay.
	All right, so, hey, chat, I'm just being clear with her.
	She's not on a period.
	That's not what I said, chat.
	All right, cool.
	All right, thank you.
	Thank you.
	Oh, Hayley.
	Hey.
	Oh, I know her name.
	Nah, you good.
	I don't like you.
	Next.
	Ask me a question.
	She's supposed to do this for her if she likes you.
	Yeah!
	Man, she likes me.
	Next.
	Come on, Hayley.
	Next.
	Come on, Hayley.
	All right, go ahead.
	All right, go ahead.
	I got a question?
	Yeah, go ahead.
	Question, Hayley.
	Um...
	If I was crying, how would you cheer me up?
	Yo, Haley, uh, you crying?
	Oh, you can cry on his dick.
	I need some lubrication on this...
	Yeah, you definitely said no to me because of the anime.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Thank you, though.
	No, no, it's fine.
	Hey, listen, it's gone tonight.
	It's gone.
	Yeah, you good.
	You feel fresh.
	What's up, uh, SZA? Rain, but yeah, that works.
	Rain, okay.
	What's up?
	Nothing much.
	If you have to take me anywhere around the world, where would you take me?
	Anywhere around the world.
	Oh, around the world?
	Yeah.
	Is it after we fucked?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	Because, you know, like, we have to fuck first, though.
	Yeah, you gotta taste it first.
	You gotta, you know...
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	At least, like, 20 times.
	What?
	Yeah, like, let's fuck, like, 20 times at least.
	20.
	20.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, like, um, like, 20 times.
	Like, we have to, like, fuck.
	So where are you taking me?
	Oh, okay.
	Um...
	How's Cuba?
	What?
	I don't know.
	I mean, it's around the world, though.
	Oh, I guess.
	Oh, you know what?
	The Bahamas.
	How about that?
	No.
	Resort?
	You're, like, losing.
	Goodbye?
	You got...
	No.
	What the fuck?
	Hey, you know what?
	Like, you know what?
	I saw Smash.
	Next.
	What about Japan?
	Japan?
	Oh, yeah.
	Japan is nice.
	I was waiting for that one.
	I do want to go to Japan, though.
	Me, too.
	Yeah, Japan is good, though.
	Yeah, I want to do Mario Kart racing.
	Oh, Mario Kart racing?
	Yeah, we can race.
	Oh, yeah, we can.
	But you still lose, though.
	I'll always win.
	How?
	I just win all the time.
	How would you win though?
	Because I'll beat your ass.
	In Mario Kart racing.
	Okay, no diddy.
	Um, but...
	So, you know what I mean?
	Listen, when we get there, okay?
	When we get there.
	Yeah, okay.
	So tomorrow?
	No, not tomorrow, but we haven't fought before.
	20 times.
	Okay, okay.
	So, um, my question is, um, so, why are you still single?
	Um, I don't know.
	You should know.
	I really don't know.
	I think...
	I don't know, to be honest.
	I should be taken, but I'm not.
	But why aren't you taken, though?
	Are you gonna take me?
	I mean, I won't take you seriously.
	Ooh, that was a good one.
	I'm gonna start using that.
	In the DMs.
	Yeah, yeah, I mean, like, hey, listen, we'll have fun together, but I won't take you seriously, though.
	That's okay, so then...
	You know, it's alright.
	Come on, man.
	Like, you out here and fucking...
	Like, what's she wearing?
	No, no, no.
	It's sexy, though.
	Thank you.
	A romper?
	Romper, yeah.
	Okay.
	Alright, it's a fit.
	Alright, good.
	You're fine, though.
	Thank you.
	Alright.
	Let's go.
	Okay, bet.
	Alright, we're moving on to the last one.
	When all of them are done, you have to pick one.
	Oh, the one?
	Yeah.
	For your speed rating for the third round, so...
	They said you wanted to see me?
	Yeah, I wanted to see you.
	Okay, what's up?
	Can you answer a question?
	Hey, what's your question?
	Alright, um...
	Yo, let's bring the girls out here, please.
	I thought you...
	No, because I don't want her.
	You said yes to her.
	Yeah, but you said pick one, right?
	You still have to talk to her, Chris.
	Yeah, but ask her a question.
	She's like, no, nigga, whatever.
	Ask me a question first.
	I'm not...
	I asked her.
	She said no.
	You asked me first.
	Did y'all hear me say no?
	Alright.
	You said ask first.
	I told you to ask me a question.
	I didn't even...
	You didn't say that.
	No, no, no.
	I don't want her, Icy.
	Girls, come on, come on, come on, come on.
	You're for freshness.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
	I want whatever he got.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He got that hazy.
	Come on, man.
	Show everybody, the girls.
	Alright, I'm missing a few, like dark chocolate, whatever.
	Like two more, right?
	Nigga, you said no to them.
	No, you said no to them.
	Yeah, you said no to them.
	No, not her, but the other one, right?
	Six girls, right?
	Well, five, and then you told her no.
	Is that a blue hair anime?
	Oh yeah, but...
	You said no.
	It's fine, so...
	Oh, the little skinny one!
	Yeah, I know!
	Mellow, my bad.
	Guys, get together back there, please!
	Come on, man.
	I know he ain't talking.
	Yeah, well, I pay him enough.
	Oh, oh, yay!
	Yay, yay, yay, yay! Yay, yay, yay, yay! Yay, yay, yay, yay! Yay, yay, yay, yay! Yay, yay, yay, yay! Yay, yay, yay, yay!
	Where is she?
	I can't see her!
	Turn the lights!
	All right!
	Come back!
	He has to pick one of y'all.
	You know what?
	I'm gonna pick Haley.
	Alright, next.
	Haley?
	Yeah, Haley's fine.
	Alright, go to the back.
	Alright, do we go into the third round for Chris, since you already picked Haley, or do we go into your round first?
	No, press the round.
	Fresh round?
	All right.
	Give me one second.
	Thanks, girls.
	Hey, uh...
	Fresh.
	Hold on, chat.
	Work with me.
	We're getting this together.
	This is why the majority of these are edited.
	I see why.
	Here you go, fresh.
	All right.
	And make sure you guys get in your donations in as we're setting up.
	You can donate to fnfsuperchat.com.
	Donate through Rumble.
	Get in those Rumble rants.
	And of course, Castle Club.
	Make sure you guys are donating.
	Get your questions in.
	Get your roast in.
	Roast the girls.
	Roast us.
	You know, we don't care.
	As long as you're getting your chats in.
	We are doing, how much bills?
	20 and up.
	We're at 20 and up right now.
	And Castle Club, you guys already know.
	For you guys, you already know.
	But, yeah.
	So, FNFSuperChat.com.
	Rumble Ramp or Castle Club as we get this together and like to make sure you guys are liking the video share subscribe we here fresh fresh a demon tonight Let's go buddy.
	Let's go.
	Are we ready?
	I'm ready.
	We're about to be ready.
	Yeah, we ready Who's up first for the fresh roast thing?
	Just kidding.
	And no, me and Bills are not going to be...
	Hell no.
	You in the back.
	Hey guys, Chris's take was funny though.
	That nigga is off the chain, bro.
	Chris used to be saying what's on his mind, bro.
	You don't give a few shits.
	That's crazy.
	Yo, mine's not on a real date, though.
	That nigga tweaking, bro.
	Shoot me like, yo, me too!
	Hashtag me too!
	Hashtag me too!
	Assault!
	He just kicking it.
	Are you sure you ain't got nothing to say to the people?
	Assault!
	Assault!
	Ass Hope you guys are enjoying the show.
	We're going to have something a little bit.
	Yeah, it's all I need.
	Yeah, no.
	Hope you guys are enjoying the show.
	It's our first one.
	We'll definitely, you know, tinker with it and make it better for the next one.
	So, hope you guys are enjoying it, man.
	I see y'all going crazy in the chat, though.
	You guys are really engaged, so I'm glad that you guys are enjoying it.
	All right.
	Talk to the chat.
	You guys ready?
	I'm ready.
	Are you ready?
	Hello.
	Hello.
	How are you?
	We meet again.
	I know.
	I'm excited.
	I can't even tell.
	Oh, really?
	Okay, what's the question?
	My question is, what are you looking for on this podcast?
	What is your purpose of this?
	You mean girl-wise or like...
	I mean like, what do you get out of standing in front of different girls every night talking to them?
	Inspiration.
	Okay, like what kind?
	One to help me build my kingdom, you know, one to help me like...
	What kind of kingdom?
	Money, success, you know, adding value.
	Ultimately, you know, I feel like girls from Boca understand my lifestyle a lot.
	So, a girl like you.
	Someone that can, like, go with you and match your energy.
	Entrepreneur.
	Someone that's, like, headstrong.
	And someone that has their own stuff going for them, too.
	That's important.
	That's important.
	Like you.
	Thank you.
	Like you.
	Question, though.
	Why are you single?
	Um, I'm single by my choice.
	By choice?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Why, career first?
	Well, I guess, like, I'm doing my own thing, and the people I've met are doing their own thing, too.
	So until I meet someone who's ready to combine our things into one, I'm single.
	You could say.
	Bring yourself one out of ten.
	I mean, personally, I see myself highly as I should, but it's not for me to...
	That's not for someone else to say.
	If you had to read yourself, for yourself, what would it be out of 10?
	I don't think I can give a number to another person.
	Like, that's for them to think.
	And whatever they think doesn't really concern me, you know what I'm saying?
	It's through their eyes.
	And whatever I think of myself is through my own eyes, which is highly for sure.
	What could you improve on, you would say?
	What could I what?
	Improve on.
	I think that...
	I don't know.
	I think I could improve on myself before I'm ready for another person.
	You know what I mean?
	Like what?
	I don't know what you mean.
	In every aspect, I could improve on my drive for what I want to do for myself to build my business.
	I could improve on my friendships.
	I could improve on pretty much every aspect of my life until I'm ready to give myself to another person for a relationship.
	Why should I pick you?
	I'm not telling you to pick me.
	I'd never ask you to pick me.
	If you picked me, that's your choice.
	Next!
	Let's go.
	Alright, man.
	Talk too much, man.
	Goddamn.
	Hi!
	Welcome back.
	How are you?
	Hello.
	So, question for me.
	What's your type and am I your type?
	My type is beautiful.
	Smart, wears glasses, and at the same time, like, has a good smile.
	What's your type?
	My type is, um, very compassionate and understanding and full of love, more like.
	So like me?
	I don't know you yet, but I could see that.
	Appreciate that.
	It's a question though.
	Let's say we were going to get together.
	What's things you do for me as your man that you wouldn't do for nobody else?
	As my man...
	It's more about if we both, like, understand each other on some type of level.
	Like, you know, not everyone's the same.
	I would go half and, like, not half and half, but I would understand.
	Like, it could be half and half.
	It could be 70-30.
	It could be 60-40.
	I would put in my part because I don't like the man putting in everything.
	Like, I would like to help the man in some type of way.
	What's your part?
	You don't know.
	No, no, no.
	I do know, but there's a lot.
	Like, it could be, like, the love part.
	Like, some guys feel like they have to give most of the love in the situation, but that's not the case.
	Like, girls have to put in their part, too.
	And, um...
	Why are you single?
	I'm single because I... My ex was...
	It was bad?
	I don't know.
	I mean, he was trying to tell me that he, like, he was trying to tell me that, you know I'm the truth and all this stuff, and I'm like, okay, you're not, you're not being the truth if you're lying all the time.
	I mean...
	Right.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah.
	Tell me more.
	Um...
	There's a lot.
	There's a lot.
	It's just a lot.
	Well, you know what?
	He's gone now.
	You're free.
	That's a lot of matters.
	Yeah.
	Why should I pick you?
	That's up to you.
	I'm not here to prioritize myself.
	My bad, if I said the wrong word or accent.
	Are you nervous?
	Yes and no.
	Okay, we're good.
	Thank you.
	See you in a bit.
	Thank God.
	Here.
	Who's next?
	Oh, shit.
	Anime lover.
	What's up, Fresh?
	What's good?
	So fresh, I know you can get whatever woman you want because you're that nigga but like I was good.
	Thank you fresh but But what can a woman do to make you happy?
	Like, how can she stand out from all the rest?
	I think...
	Miami has taught me a lot, also traveling the world too.
	I would say for girls and my lifestyle, understanding it.
	Because they say they can handle their lifestyle, but they really can't.
	That means everything like going out, having fun, networking, but at the same time, other girls, you know?
	So, can you handle that?
	Oh yeah, I like girls that like girls.
	Yeah.
	For me.
	Oh, definitely.
	Solo.
	Like, I can definitely, like, fit to your lifestyle.
	Like, you like to dibble and dabble and do what you want to do.
	You don't want to hear no fuss and complaining.
	Like, as long as, like, as long as you, like, take care of business, like, at home, I feel like that's all that, like, really should matter.
	Like, men should have fun, too.
	Okay, so let's say we get together.
	We're at home.
	What anime do you put on?
	And what do you do to make me comfortable at home?
	God, because I like old school anime, new school anime.
	So I would definitely put on...
	What anime do you think I like?
	Hmm.
	I'm trying to think.
	Do you like anything with action in it?
	A little bit of violence?
	Yeah, of course.
	What about Berserk?
	Yeah, that's dark as fuck, but like, it's good to watch.
	Bro, guts?
	The guts, yeah, blood, everything.
	Yo!
	Nigga, she might be the one, bro!
	And then I can make you my steak.
	Yo, that's my nigga guts, though!
	Damn!
	And I'll make you some steak.
	Yeah, that's crazy.
	Or Ninja Scroll.
	That shit like broke my heart when I watched it, but it was so violent.
	It was good.
	Alright, we gonna talk some more, but you pass.
	Okay, thank you, Fresh.
	Cool.
	That'd be berserk, man.
	Yo, chat niggas, you know what berserk is, bro?
	Like, you know what time it is, man.
	I know you know that!
	Of course.
	Good to see you again.
	How are you?
	Good.
	Okay, so the question for me.
	What is it?
	What is your deal breaker in a girl slash relationship?
	You want the truth?
	Of course.
	Or you want to lie?
	No, always the truth.
	No ass.
	Oh, okay.
	I feel you.
	That's it.
	Yeah, okay.
	Nah, I'm just kidding.
	I believe, too.
	I'm really gullible.
	There's more to it, but I feel like if someone is gonna say to me that they understand my lifestyle, and then they see it, and they're like, you know what?
	I still don't understand, but they really don't.
	I think you're just trying to cope to keep it going.
	My thing is, like, if we're together, meant to be, You know, it's going to be way better because I feel like if you just tell me the truth up front, which you probably may not, let me cap it a little bit, on some level, if you're honest about it, we can make it work.
	Absolutely.
	Because if you play games, I'll play games too.
	So question for you though, why are you single?
	Well, I think I'm pretty picky, but I feel like single people use that excuse a lot.
	So I was not single.
	Right, right, exactly.
	I think my dad set really high standards, but I had a boyfriend for a minute last year.
	Summer, but I got dumped over text internationally.
	But it happens.
	I believe in the phrase...
	Long distance?
	No, no, no.
	We were here.
	I just went on vacation to my friend's wedding.
	But I believe in the phrase, rejection is God's protection.
	So it's all good.
	But yeah, I'm looking.
	Wait, why did he dump you?
	Oh, you know, it turns out he wasn't over his ex-wife.
	So, you know, it's all his issues.
	So kind of dodged a bullet there, I believe.
	You sure did.
	Okay, why should I pick you?
	Honestly, because we're all about truth here, you shouldn't pick me.
	I feel like Anime Girl is the girl for you, and I kind of want to go home because I'm so old.
	I need my sleep.
	I'm just here to promote my legs and my calves, so.
	Koala calves, follow, thank you.
	I like the honesty, so thank you.
	Alright, thank you.
	Koala calves, with a K, thank you.
	Promote the calves, okay.
	Goddamn.
	She's strong.
	In front of the calves.
	Hey, what's going on?
	Deep baby in the house, what's good?
	Period, you already know.
	What's the word?
	Nothing, just chilling.
	So my question for you is, how often, if you had kids, would you see them?
	You just said kids?
	Yeah.
	Not dogs?
	No, if you had kids, how often would you see them?
	Black, never.
	Yo!
	Okay, okay, no.
	To be real, though, I think kids are special, and me not being there would be the best.
	For real?
	So you would be a deadbeat?
	Imagine it's nighttime, you walk outside, and I'm there.
	Okay.
	If my kids are going to be like that, it would be the same way.
	Okay, I hear you.
	What about you?
	Would you be with kids a lot?
	Of course.
	All the time.
	Unless I'm handling business.
	Do you want to work or do you want to be a stay-at-home mom?
	So, I'm pretty much an independent, you know, hustle woman.
	Boss babe?
	A boss baby.
	So, therefore, I would definitely handle business and then I would be with my kid for the majority of the time.
	That's my favorite, actually.
	Wait, so, question, like, so, let's say you're a boss babe.
	We have kids.
	How are you going to make time for them versus your work?
	Because I secure the bag, so I'll be able to have a nanny, and my kid will be with me all the time.
	But you aren't raising your kid though, really.
	Is your nanny doing it?
	No!
	It wouldn't be so because, you know, like, handling business doesn't have to be for as many hours, you know.
	When I have my free time, I will go, you know, check on my kid and, you know, be there with my kid.
	How many kids do you want?
	Two.
	How about one?
	Yeah.
	One on a dog.
	Yes, I have one.
	Already?
	Already.
	Knock him down!
	Alright, we're going to move on smartly.
	Okay, respectfully.
	No more D-baby, just G-baby.
	Okay, one baby on the wall.
	Oh, God.
	Hey, flashbacks, nigga.
	Flashbacks.
	I'm good off of that, my nigga.
	Whoa!
	Hi.
	Good to see you again.
	Good to see you, too.
	Okay, question for me.
	How would you stop a fight between me and another girl?
	You want the truth or you want the lie?
	Give me the truth first, then give me the lie.
	Soften me up after.
	I'll push you on to the girl.
	You're sick!
	And then, the lie is, I will stop the fight with the force of my hand and say, she's my queen.
	Get off this hunk of sexiness.
	You filth.
	You three or four scum.
	She's my Cinnabon, bitch.
	Oh!
	Oh, the Cinnabon.
	Cinnabon is crazy.
	Cinnamon Apple, bitch.
	Get it right.
	The Dark Knight is here to...
	No, sorry.
	That's what I would say.
	Okay, question.
	Question for you.
	What's up?
	So, I'm all about curves, right?
	Mm-hmm.
	And to be honest with you...
	All the honesty you have and no fear.
	But what scares you in life?
	Scares me.
	I don't feel like anything really scares me.
	Yeah.
	Probably that.
	Yeah?
	Why are you single?
	I'm single because this is Miami.
	You know how Miami is.
	It's tough.
	How many kids do you want?
	None.
	None?
	None.
	Why?
	I just don't see myself as a mom.
	But why?
	Why?
	I just never wanted one.
	When I envision myself in the future, it's never been like, wow, I can't wait to have kids.
	Fuck them kids.
	Yeet.
	Gone.
	I'm not going to lie.
	I'm with you.
	Fuck them kids.
	Fuck them kids.
	Okay.
	Last question for you.
	What's your goal in life then?
	If there's no kids.
	My goal is just to be successful, travel the world.
	That's pretty much it.
	I mean, if there's someone to tag along, why not?
	Is there going to be space?
	There'll be quite a bit of space.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	I'll see you soon.
	See you soon?
	Like that.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	Last but not least.
	No.
	We got more?
	You got two.
	Oh shit.
	Nigga, you picked them up.
	Yeah, I did.
	Hey man, I'm picky.
	You like girls.
	Nah, nah.
	I got hoes.
	What?
	Allegedly.
	And different area codes.
	Wow.
	I like this one the best.
	Mmm.
	Mmm.
	Question for me, let's go.
	Would you collab with me on OF? You know what's funny?
	I've been asked this before, and, uh...
	Embarrassing...
	But no, no.
	To be real, you can't handle me.
	So, for your video, it might suck because you're gonna be screaming and hollering.
	That's what I like.
	Huh?
	That's what I like.
	I know, but, like, not in a good way, though, you know?
	Oh.
	But, to be fair...
	Let's do a test run first, and then see how it goes.
	Off camera.
	Test run?
	Test run, yeah.
	You know, like when you buy a car, drive it first.
	But you're not a car, though.
	You're a beautiful Mercedes.
	Okay.
	Are you shy?
	No!
	Nick, BBC shy?
	Come on, man!
	But also, we're Team Girf over here.
	Team Girf, not Lymph, so I don't know what you're trying to say about earlier.
	That wasn't cool.
	Sorry.
	That's right.
	Apologize to me.
	Sorry, Daddy.
	Chris, shut up, man.
	Why are you single?
	Why am I single?
	My boyfriend just passed away three months ago.
	He was hit by a truck on his motorcycle.
	Is that for real?
	Yeah.
	RIP to him.
	That's sad.
	But I'm glad he made way for me.
	Wow.
	That's crazy.
	Honestly, I gotta say this though.
	Your brief coming to Miami because here in Miami is tough.
	And I feel like for you, you need the rod of discipline.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	I bid you farewell.
	See you soon.
	Amen.
	That last comment had me kind of...
	Goddamn.
	Hi, Fresh.
	Right, Fresh?
	That's it.
	Hi, babes.
	How you doing?
	I'm doing good.
	How are you?
	Okay.
	We're gonna make this long.
	I like long.
	I like...
	You're cool.
	You're dope.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	I can tell that we're vibing already.
	You know why?
	Why?
	This is good energy.
	I know.
	I always fuck with you.
	You're cool.
	I know, right?
	You are, too.
	Thank you.
	But I know Chris asked you this earlier, but why are you single for real, though?
	I'm not gonna say I'm waiting, because I'm not waiting for shit.
	It's like, if I vibe with you, I vibe with you.
	Because I don't got no type, so...
	White, Asian, Black, Indian?
	I don't have any type.
	If I vibe with you...
	Short, tall...
	Okay, that's where the type ends.
	That's where it goes.
	You have to be at least, like, taller than me.
	You know?
	That's all.
	That's all of you.
	I'm 5'6".
	Wait.
	Yeah.
	Well, you should go some DSLs for real, though.
	Oh!
	And it's natural.
	Everything's natural.
	Be natural!
	Hi.
	So why should I pick you?
	Um...
	That was good.
	Um...
	I think you should pick me because each time I've been on the show, I've always vibed with you each time.
	You probably don't remember because you go around with a bunch of girls, but I always vibe with you.
	No, like, there's always been a bunch of girls on the show.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, not like that.
	You do vibe.
	You're a vibe, too.
	I like you.
	I'll see you in a bit.
	Okay.
	Wait, is there no one more?
	Yeah.
	Alright, I'll see you in a bit.
	Okay, bye.
	Here you go.
	Okay, last one on the list.
	Hey, how you doing?
	Good.
	I'm good too.
	Do you know the way?
	Yeah, you know the way?
	To my heart?
	Of course.
	That's why I'm here.
	Where is it?
	Forward, your stomach.
	What's the word?
	What's the question for me?
	Alright, so, um, you see my feet?
	Look at them.
	Y'all wanna see them?
	No free promo.
	Um, you suck toes?
	No, nigga!
	They suck my toes.
	Can we see your toes?
	What?
	Of course not.
	Take the sock off.
	Of course not.
	Why?
	You said they suck your toes, so let's see the poof.
	You don't want these.
	But you just said they suck your toes, so let's see what they suck.
	My nigga.
	What's up?
	I want to see the left foot.
	We did this show one time where Michael Blackson and myself showed our feet.
	It was bad.
	Okay, but I want to see your left foot.
	So can you take off that left sock for me?
	Just the left sock.
	I'll tell you this.
	I'll take off one sock on the right side.
	Okay, let me see the right.
	Chat!
	I'm a warner before I take my sock off, bro.
	I've not cut my nails.
	Oh my god.
	In seven months.
	Seven?
	I'm also going to warn our chat, niggas.
	You know, I put on cologne, but not on my feet.
	Okay, let me see it.
	Can we get a drum roll or something?
	We're going to see some toes for free.
	Drum roll, please.
	You ready for this?
	I'm so ready for this.
	I want to tell you after I see your foot.
	Oh my god Okay, let's go!
	Okay, okay.
	Chat niggas, you ready?
	It ain't that bad.
	Yo, yo, wait, wait.
	His feet don't stink, bro!
	His feet don't stink!
	No, no, no.
	Respectfully, you got some nice...
	Appreciate that, my nigga.
	Not my nigga.
	Okay, okay.
	No, no, no.
	I'm just kidding.
	I take care of my feet.
	No, he definitely does.
	They're not bad.
	They're not bad at all.
	They don't even stink.
	Wow, good for you.
	My feet nice to go, but you good.
	You got some nice feet.
	I got some nice feet.
	Nice ass, too.
	So why should I pick you?
	I'm trying to find a reason why you shouldn't.
	Can you handle my ningo?
	You tell me.
	You think I can handle it?
	I don't have that, but I'm just curious.
	You say you don't even have that?
	No, it's really small.
	You got a vet for yourself, bro.
	I'm being honest.
	No, you can't tell me it's small.
	You got to treat me.
	Come on, try again.
	Go back.
	You got to tell me something.
	Why don't you intrigue my mind a little bit?
	SBC is winning.
	SBC is winning.
	That's my new logo for this year.
	You know what it stands for?
	What's it stand for?
	Small Business Corporations.
	I like that.
	Inside of you.
	Come on.
	Nice.
	Okay, so what did you think of me?
	What did you think of me?
	I like it.
	Okay, okay.
	So we third round?
	We're gonna pick right now.
	Okay, we're going for it.
	Type shit.
	Type shit future.
	Okay.
	Castle them holes.
	All the ladies, can y'all please come right in front of Fresh so he can pick y'all?
	Please, real quick.
	Right in front.
	Right in front.
	Yep, right there.
	Right there, right there, right there.
	Yeah, Fresh, why you pick so many?
	You don't got no type.
	You like the ladies.
	Damn, bitches is the only thing.
	More in, more in, more in.
	Come on.
	I need you, more in, more in.
	Girl, how are we finna get this?
	Yeah.
	Alright, I'mma just...
	All in one way.
	Alright.
	So, Fresh, I'm just gonna point, and then you just say yes or no.
	Cool?
	I can pick more than one, right?
	No, you need one for a speed date.
	You want two for a speed date?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	That's two out of all of us, so pick your two and then say no.
	Alright, so...
	Wait, hold on.
	Can I get three?
	I'll be quick, I'll be quick, I'll be quick.
	Alright, so I want three.
	It's gonna be a minute each round then.
	I'm fast, I'm fast with you.
	Alright, so three?
	Okay.
	Alright, so would you go with G-Baby?
	Yes or no?
	I would've, but the kid, though.
	Fuck them kids.
	I'm sorry, bye G, baby.
	The kid, though.
	I got flashbacks from last time.
	That shit was tough, man.
	That nigga was an...
	No, sorry.
	What?
	Alright, we have anime girl.
	How you feeling about her?
	Moonlight?
	A little moonlight for your system?
	She played berserk, man.
	Damn.
	Berserk?
	That's a good anime.
	But you know the problem?
	What's the problem?
	Didn't finish the anime.
	No, they didn't.
	They finished it in a manga, though.
	So, I'll be mad at you for putting me onto that.
	So, nah.
	I understand.
	I love you, though.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	So, we have our lovely baby right here.
	Your cinnamon apple.
	If I go to battle, I feel like you will protect me.
	And I feel like that's what I need in my life.
	Because, listen, I don't fight.
	I'm a lover.
	Then I fight.
	In the bedroom.
	You understand me?
	Diddy style.
	Wait a minute.
	So is that a yes or no?
	That's a yes.
	That's a yes?
	Alright, so wait in the waiting room for me, please.
	Alrighty.
	Okay.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Alright, alright.
	We're gonna, can y'all pop up, y'all three?
	Okay, there we go, there we go.
	So we're gonna go.
	We got SZA, look-alike.
	The vibe is there.
	I'm picking you.
	Alright, get to the waiting room.
	Last four here.
	Alright.
	One, because you told me three.
	Okay.
	We got Hailey.
	You know what?
	Not you.
	Oh, bye.
	Fix your teeth, bitch.
	No!
	I don't do her.
	I don't do her.
	Fresh.
	It's no longer fresh.
	Almost, but not quite.
	I love you.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	My chain is real.
	Should we hold hands?
	Should we hold hands?
	The last two.
	All right.
	All right.
	She cheated!
	She cheated!
	She gave me a wink!
	She cheated, bro!
	What the fuck?
	All right, you know what I want real quick?
	A twerk-off.
	Go ahead.
	Let's go!
	Right here!
	Twerk-off!
	Right here!
	I can't twerk, I got titties!
	All right, jiggle them shits.
	Wait, okay, okay.
	Hold on, hold on.
	That's how we gonna do it.
	Shake your titties, shake that ass.
	Let's see who got it.
	Bro, I'm in a tight dress.
	Yeah, and I don't feel like my butt gonna do it right in this outfit.
	God damn!
	I don't feel like I'm gonna give it right in.
	He's gonna do it.
	God damn!
	Okay, okay.
	All jokes aside.
	I'm sorry.
	I gotta go with...
	White is right.
	Just saying.
	White is right!
	Okay, we get to go.
	Wait.
	It is what it is.
	Hailey's for the whole team at this point.
	Can I have both?
	No, you said white is right.
	Black is too.
	At night.
	Nah, nigga.
	Nigga, I'm different.
	You picked Hailey.
	Alright, cool.
	You did not just say that.
	You picked Hailey.
	All right.
	What you got to say from my room?
	I need the blonde girl.
	You said both of them?
	Both of them, yeah.
	We taking us both?
	Both of them, yeah.
	Black and white.
	You did not just say that!
	You did not just say that!
	Alright, this is gonna be Myron's round.
	I'm moving way faster.
	Myron, you only have two girls!
	You only got the two pods!
	Alright, Kaylee.
	I mean, I keep messing up your name.
	I'm so sorry.
	Come on, baby.
	Come, come.
	We Trump gang over here.
	She's first Bro, Fresh did not really say that Alright, we got Myron, y'all.
	Yep.
	Myron!
	Let's do it.
	Hey, Myron got the jean jacket on!
	Shut up, fag.
	What was that?
	Okay, Myron, give me like two minutes.
	No, we got it, we got it.
	She has her question?
	She has her question.
	Okay.
	Sweet.
	Like it's good and everything?
	Alright, cool.
	Go ahead.
	Um, so I heard you were a, uh, fed in your pastime?
	Yeah.
	Something like that?
	Yes.
	Can you explain?
	Well, I mean, I was a special agent at Homeland for seven years, so I did Chroma investigations.
	Okay, so could you, like, cuff me or something?
	Well, those are over there.
	Oh, shit, she brought, oh, shit!
	I don't have my handcuff key here, so I don't want to handcuff her here, but yeah, typically...
	Well, here's the thing.
	These are my old handcuffs, actually, that I used to use.
	But, um, I don't have my handcuff key here, so I don't want to, like, handcuff you right now, because I wouldn't be able to get it off.
	Oh, okay.
	But, yeah, you just lock it here, and then, boom, you flick it, and then it cuffs right over.
	You really want me to do it?
	No.
	I don't know if I got my key.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	If I had my, I can't find my handcuff key.
	If I knew it, if I had it, I would do it.
	But, yeah.
	But, yeah.
	That was back in the day.
	An old life.
	Back in the day.
	An old life.
	Tell me more about it, though.
	Well, ask me a question because it's just a very broad topic.
	Okay, so what do you look for in a girl then?
	At this point, I don't believe in monogamy.
	I'm always going to have multiple chicks.
	That's just how it is.
	Gotcha.
	And then as far as, like, I have...
	I'm very picky when it comes to, like, you know, giving a girl, like, a...
	That I'm gonna like see seriously or whatever, but yeah, I don't believe in monogamy is the big one.
	So when you say you're like super picky, like what is it about it then?
	Like what about a girl are you super picky about?
	A bunch of different things.
	Her past, what she does.
	I mean, there's some girls that like her for fun, and then there's some girls that you wife up.
	Right.
	Yeah, so that's just kind of how it is.
	I think girls do the same thing.
	There's guys you friend zone, and then there's guys that you actually find arousing and attractive.
	Of course.
	Same thing.
	So for you, what's a girl you would wife up?
	To get a title, that's a lot.
	We don't have all day for that, but yeah, that's a lot.
	There's not like a couple things you can name off that like...
	Not annoying.
	Not a whore.
	Not loud.
	Not obnoxious.
	Okay.
	You know, if I bring her in a room, is she going to embarrass me?
	I would say that's a pretty good litmus test.
	You don't want your girl to embarrass you.
	But do you want someone fun, though, still?
	Yeah, I mean, it depends.
	If we're just dating or whatever, then yeah, fun is cool.
	And then you go from there.
	So, you know, obviously you don't want someone that's boring and shit.
	Right.
	But at the same time, you don't want someone that's, like, super obnoxious and annoying, too, right?
	You know, there's always that delicate balance.
	Yeah.
	And I feel like the more you get to know someone, the more you'll figure that out, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
	You know, they always say you can tell a real person when they start drinking alcohol, you know.
	I mean, I don't really drink, but that's a good one to tell, because, like, if a girl's, like, getting sloppy drunk all the time, not something you want to fucking...
	Right, of course.
	That's annoying.
	So do you have, like, an age that you go for, or is it, like, just whoever you meet?
	I typically like to, you know, typically 20 to, like...
	28, 29.
	I try to stay in that range in the 20s.
	You know, I don't like dating girls older than that typically because then you just, they don't want to fucking listen, they don't want to change, like they have their habits, their heart set in.
	Why 20s though?
	Like that's kind of like, I feel like that's pretty young.
	Not really.
	I mean, I'm 34.
	You know, women in general want guys that are 7 to 10 years apart.
	And just older women just come with baggage a lot of times.
	It's a pain in the ass to deal with them.
	True.
	From a male perspective.
	True.
	Because remember, you're supposed to be looked at as, like, the leader to come in.
	Right.
	Then you deal with an older chick and she's...
	Nah, man.
	Right.
	So, yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Anything else?
	So, do you have any questions for me?
	Uh...
	Hmm.
	I mean...
	Ooh, just hang out and see where it goes, right?
	Yeah.
	Right, from an attraction standpoint.
	But, like, the big thing that girls always can't get over is, like, I'm not monogamous.
	I don't believe in that.
	I think that's stupid.
	Like, I'm not gonna work my ass off to create a certain, you know, lifestyle for myself and everything else and then, like, have one grow.
	I think that's the most ridiculous thing ever.
	So, why not monogamous?
	Why be monogamous?
	Like, I'm just asking because, like, I'm just curious on the matter.
	Why not monogamous?
	Yeah.
	I just said it, because I'm not going to bust my ass to create a legacy and have just one girl.
	That's stupid.
	That's just not in a male's DNA. But why not one girl?
	Because men want variety.
	We don't want just one girl.
	That's a lie.
	In what sense, though?
	You want variety in what?
	With sex.
	Okay.
	Men want variety.
	They want...
	A white girl one day, a black girl another day, a Spanish girl one day.
	Like, strictly for sex, is what you're saying?
	Typically, yeah.
	That's where the variety stems from.
	Like, you can have, like, one or two main chicks, right, that, like, you actually care about, and then you have, you know, having sex with a bunch of chicks, whatever it may be.
	Gotcha.
	Yeah.
	And I'm just telling you what it is.
	Like, this is how men think.
	Yeah, I mean, yeah.
	We don't, no guy wants to be monogamous.
	You know what I mean?
	And I'm at a point now in my life where it's like, I'm just blunt.
	I'm not going to be monogamous to you.
	Fuck off.
	I'm just going to talk to another girl.
	That's how I kind of look at it.
	So, some guys might not want to be, but do you think some guys are for a monogamous relationship?
	Or do you think all guys...
	Of course there's a minority, but a majority don't.
	A majority don't want it.
	They definitely want, you know, multiple girls.
	So you don't believe in, like, that, like, not love at first sight, but, like, that, like, in love feeling of, like, just, oh, she's the one.
	Like, do you believe in that?
	No, that's gay.
	It's gay.
	It's not real.
	It's this whole love at first sight, whatever it may be, or she's the one.
	There's no such thing as the one.
	I think that's a fairytale myth.
	What about the people who are, like, super in love, loyal, married, and, like, do you think low-key he's, like, wishing something else?
	I mean, some of the longest-lasting marriages is, like, when a guy stepped out a few times and had another girl.
	It makes you appreciate your main girl more when you go out and a couple other girls.
	It really does.
	Trust me, I know.
	Because you're like, damn, this girl's annoying.
	Fuck, was the sex worth it?
	And then you're like, damn, I miss my main chick.
	It actually makes you crazy.
	And all the guys out there that have multiple girls, they could attest to this.
	When you have a main girl and then you hook up with other girls, you'll be like, damn, these bitches are stupid.
	And then you'll go back to your main girl appreciating her more.
	Because for us, sex is not mental like it is for you guys.
	It's strictly physical.
	But you just said you would go back to that other girl because of her personality?
	Yeah, like she doesn't annoy you or whatever.
	Because the hottest girls are stupid and annoying most of the time.
	So you deal with them and you're like, oh my god, that was draining.
	You just go back to your main girl and you're like, okay, that's a lot better.
	With being around her at least.
	Because of her, like, personality, though?
	Yeah, because it's not annoying.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Like, the reality is, like, most females are just annoying.
	I'm going to be very honest with you.
	They're very annoying.
	Did they hit the misogynies out of that?
	Misogynies.
	A lot of them are just annoying.
	So it's like...
	Yeah.
	Hey, nigga said, um, FBI risk.
	FBI risk?
	Yeah, FBI risk.
	Yo, I don't lie no more, bro.
	Like, fuck this shit, man.
	Like, I know it's all about selling the dream and shit, but it's like, man, I don't want no headaches, bro.
	So what does that mean?
	FBI risk, I'm not hip.
	Oh, because I'm being very direct with you.
	Because I used to work for the feds, so they're saying FBI risk.
	Like, this is how they're saying this.
	Have you never heard the term risk?
	Oh, risk.
	I thought you said risk.
	No, risk, risk, risk, risk.
	Oh, okay, so risk me up if you could right now.
	That was my riz.
	That was the riz.
	That's the best you have?
	That was the riz, man.
	Honesty.
	Honesty is new riz.
	You don't have, like, a line or anything?
	Like, what's your best, like, pick-up line?
	Or, like, if you had to riz me up, like, what would you do?
	What they call it nowadays.
	What I used to say, right, when I'd, like, go up to girls and, like, call the person, I'd be like, hey, you're almost as cute as me.
	Uh-huh.
	It's rizzing a girl up.
	I know, it's not really rizzing.
	It's just funny.
	It's just funny.
	Okay, so if you're trying to get with a girl, what are you going to say to make her feel like, okay, I'm going to go home with him because he's really showing interest?
	Obviously, girls go home with guys because of the way they talk, the way they're saying, what they're saying to them.
	Well, 80% of communication a lot of times is not verbal.
	It's just body language a lot of times.
	Right, okay.
	So what I'll do is I'll just kind of observe a girl's body language and just go off of that.
	Because it's very obvious when a girl isn't interested like that.
	So I'm like the type of dude, if a girl's not interested, I just move on.
	I'm like, man, fuck this shit.
	Because you're better off finding a girl that's actually interested in you versus trying to build interest with a girl that isn't.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It becomes very labor-intensive.
	It becomes a waste of time.
	And I just learned this, like, throughout my 20s.
	Like, just, like, trying to build interest with a girl is, like, a lot of times it's just a waste of time.
	So you might as well just get with a girl that finds you attractive in the first place.
	That's why I'm such a big proponent of, like, doing work outside.
	Like, going to the gym, making sure you have your money on point, speaking in a certain way, have your tonality on point.
	And then girls just gravitate towards that and respect it.
	No matter what you say.
	It's more about how you say your tonality, body language, posture.
	That means a lot more over, like, ooh, let me go ahead and have some pickup lines.
	Yeah.
	No, I agree with that.
	I agree with that.
	You can say the craziest shit to girls, right?
	But if you say it with a smile on your face, they'll be like, we're going to go fuck tonight.
	She'll be like, oh, sure.
	But if you're like, we're going to go fuck tonight, she'll be like, what the fuck?
	This is a weirdo.
	So it's all about how you say things with girls is what I've learned.
	How you say things.
	I don't think that direct line, but...
	What direct line?
	Oh, we're going to go home and fuck.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But if you're saying it in a funny way, you know what I mean?
	The girl will respond.
	She'll be receptive to it.
	True.
	I think humor gets a lot of girls.
	Yeah.
	But that's what I've noticed from interviewing chicks.
	Women really care about how things are conveyed to them versus what's conveyed to them.
	That's one of the biggest differences, I would say, versus talking with men versus women.
	Girls care way too much about how it's said.
	Men care about what is said.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	Men care about the content of the information.
	Yeah, because, like I said, like, personality goes a long way for me.
	So, like, how you said, how it's said.
	Because, like, if your personality is good in the way you say something, then I agree with that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's what girls respond favorably to.
	You want to move her mic up a little bit?
	She's good.
	Next?
	Cool.
	All right.
	All right, hey.
	All right, then.
	You don't hate me for the whole team.
	Right here.
	She had a question for me, right?
	They asked me a question, right?
	Go ahead.
	Hey.
	Hi, how are you?
	I'm great.
	So say we went to dinner and we went home together.
	What would happen?
	Man.
	See, earlier I was like, I'd be down.
	But like, hearing the story with your ex, I'm just like, oh man.
	I don't know.
	Like, I don't know if I can do it now.
	No offense.
	Yeah.
	Hey, that's okay.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I don't know if I can do it.
	I just feel wrong inside.
	So I just don't think I can do it.
	Nah, man.
	Nah, man.
	Hey, yo.
	Come on, man.
	Nah, man.
	These guys are assholes.
	Nah, I just wouldn't be able to do it, man.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	Like, when girls, like, experience, like, certain traumas, I'm like, fuck.
	Because, like, I know.
	Because I've dealt with it before where, like, I've had a girl, like, had a recent traumatic thing happen to her.
	And then, she like just, I don't know what the fuck happens, like they just go crazy.
	So I'm just like, man, I don't, never again.
	Yeah.
	Hey, you might be perfectly fine and over it, but I'm just like, I made a rule to myself, like, when girls have like severe trauma that happened to them recently, I just like, I'm like, nah man, I don't want no headaches.
	So.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, I would just, I would just say for me it's a pass at this point.
	I. Yeah.
	You're pretty though, but just the circumstances, I just gotta rule.
	Okay.
	My condolences.
	Damn, that's what you gonna say?
	Yeah, that's it.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Alright, we'll go to the back.
	Myron made his pick anyway, bro.
	I guess it's, okay.
	Myron made his pick anyway.
	I would say for this, so I can prepare for the third round and to sit down, can y'all do super chats?
	Yeah, we could read, yeah.
	Alright.
	It's on.
	Say something.
	Say something, Mark.
	Yeah, test, test, test, one, two, three?
	Alright, we're back.
	Even though the camera's crooked.
	Yo, W-Riz, man, W-Riz.
	Let's fix the camera.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Would you just use a slider for now?
	Yo, okay.
	We got Cam Two Time.
	Says, to my kings, if a girl tries to friend zone you on a date and she's not trying to shake the sheets and fornicate, tell that three or four to pay for her own plate and leave her on the interstate.
	Shout out to the boss.
	This is a fucking rapper, man.
	What else we got here?
	Damn.
	I didn't know that Gorlake had a twin sister.
	Don't even think about it.
	I know you like whales for Tuesdays.
	God damn.
	Well, actually, Fresh already thought about it.
	I'm old now and learned these lessons the hard way with women, etc.
	Follow what they say.
	It is the truth.
	Get your money up at the gym and the rest will take care of itself.
	Yep.
	All right.
	That's a good segue.
	Cool.
	All right.
	Now, the one-on-ones.
	We're going to do round three.
	Round three.
	It's going to be a one-on-one, almost like grilling, where we sit down across the table from the person.
	We conversate on our first date, like actual first date, and see what happens.
	All right.
	Round three.
	All right.
	I think Chris...
	Chris going first, sir?
	Chris going first.
	Okay, cool.
	Chris.
	Chris, you're up next, buddy.
	Chris going first.
	And his date, actually.
	Chris taking a mic.
	The lovely Haley.
	Yeah.
	Chris taking a mic.
	Yeah.
	Alright, Chris is pressuring it up, you know.
	He's had some Henny run-ins.
	Chris, you ready?
	No, he's not ready yet.
	But while we're ready on Chris...
	How much did he drink, bro?
	While we're ready on Chris, like the video.
	Make sure you guys are sharing the video.
	Actually, guys, post in the chat the link for Telegram.
	We're going to be posting in Telegram chat.
	It's free, by the way.
	Um...
	Wait, what?
	Oh, yeah.
	We're going to be posting the link for Telegram.
	It's going to be actually showing announcements, events for Freshly Fit Only members, and as well, any other shows in your city.
	So tap into that link, man.
	It's a free link on Telegram.
	All the notifications is going to be there for you.
	So go check it out.
	And then, Mo, go ahead.
	Yeah, make sure you guys are getting your chats in.
	Make sure, you know, FNF Super Chat, Rumble Rant.
	Castle Club chats.
	You guys know, shout out to the Castle Club.
	I know you guys are showing hella love.
	I love the roasting that you guys be doing.
	And, you know, for the things I, you know, I can't say, but if you know, you know, Castle Club exclusives, you get exclusive conversations, you get discounts from when we're doing the chats.
	And of course, my favorite feature on Castle Club, when you can actually put the pictures in the paid chats.
	You know, so when y'all be roasting, you guys be killing me.
	I be dying.
	I be crying back here.
	So big ups to all the Castle Club.
	Of course, the Castle Club OGs.
	So big ups to you guys, bro.
	Y'all are wild in the Castle Club chats, bro.
	But I love it.
	I already stared.
	They're already going in, bro.
	All right, cool.
	So, Chris, let's do the round three.
	Spend enough time here.
	All right.
	Still checking off in the back.
	And, yeah.
	Should be fun to see Chris with the wrist.
	Wait, what you doing?
	Wait, what you doing?
	Wait, Chris.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	No, no, he's taking that chair.
	Fresh, it's supposed to you go first because you've got the most girls.
	Yeah.
	No.
	You sure?
	Okay.
	Let me get Haley, then.
	Yo, you know what, uh, shots, uh, miss...
	Come on, let's take a shot on camera.
	- What?
	- Haley, right here. - Right up on that chair.
	- Yo.
	Can you tell her to, um, let's, uh, take shots off the camera?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Come on.
	No, no, no.
	Me and her.
	I gotta wear these?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	So you can hear me.
	I'm gonna be talking all day.
	Yeah, Haley, first time I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
	I got two shots, one Hennessy.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Let's see.
	Wait, twerk?
	No, you said no.
	Oh, shit.
	Right there.
	No, no.
	Do it real quick.
	Ain't no free promo.
	Oh, really?
	Ain't no free promo up in here.
	All right, come here.
	Yeah, come here.
	Let's go.
	Cheers to a great show tonight.
	Thank you.
	Alright, Haley, what's up?
	Damn, Haley, do not stare at me that hard, alright?
	She's a big ass, man.
	I need the timer.
	Alright, I see.
	Please spin the rules, man.
	Because I don't know what's going on right now.
	Okay.
	Yo, Mike is fucking...
	Yo, this is a little Mike, man.
	What the fuck is this shit?
	Don't move it too much.
	Alright, sorry.
	- I'm starting, but. - So. - Okay, so I'm gonna explain this part.
	This is two minutes speed dating, so you guys are on a date right now since Chris picked you.
	At the end of the date, Haley's going to choose whether she wants to be with you at the end of the night or not.
	Okay?
	Cool?
	Everybody got it?
	Let's go.
	Wait, so can we set a scene or no?
	Yes.
	We're at Sexy Fish.
	Wait, wait, so who's paying though?
	You!
	Oh, me?
	Come on.
	Yo, listen, I'm being realistic here, alright?
	Alright, cool.
	So, I'm paying, Haley.
	You think I'm paying?
	Hey, listen.
	I'm just saying, it's Miami.
	Alright, so I'm paying.
	I raised you, you know.
	You raised me?
	Rizzed.
	Like, R-I-Z-Z. Rizzed.
	Okay.
	Alright, cool.
	Alright, scene.
	Go ahead.
	Hey, Haley.
	What's going on?
	You good tonight, you know?
	I love your accent.
	What's going on with you tonight?
	How was your day?
	Nothing.
	Nothing?
	Not much.
	What are you up to?
	The whole day?
	Hayley, yo, good smile.
	Your laugh is contagious, you know?
	Yo, listen, so you ordering salmon?
	Lobster?
	What's going on?
	Wait, we got sexy fish tonight.
	Oh, you want chicken?
	I'm eating chicken fingers.
	Oh, chicken?
	Alright, niggers, we up!
	We out of Rumble though, right?
	Yeah.
	Alright, niggas, we up.
	Alright, cool.
	Check it out.
	Yo, why the fuck am I here?
	Man, yo, fuck 65.
	Yo, we out to Popeyes, man.
	Bro, I'm a cheap date.
	Oh, cheap date?
	Yo, we out, man.
	I'm saving you money.
	Oh, bro.
	Check.
	It's a block.
	Pick Haley, man.
	Trust me.
	Alright, you know what?
	For the chat, for the con.
	Alright, you know what?
	Alright, cool.
	Chicken.
	Alright, cool.
	Sorry.
	Bet.
	So, other than that, afterwards, what are you doing?
	Like, are you chilling with me afterwards?
	Yeah.
	Like, are we drinking?
	Alright.
	I got home with you.
	Alright, cool.
	So then, hey, listen.
	I don't have to spend much on a date tonight, right?
	Uh-uh.
	Come on.
	Yeah, alright.
	Alright, cool.
	Let's go.
	Thank you.
	Sorry, I can't wait to stop.
	It's what it is, you know?
	But I do like your, you know, your accent, your smile, you know, and how direct you are.
	Yeah.
	So, we had 60 Fish and Jonah, the ambiance in Brickle.
	Yo.
	Stop.
	Your nose flared just now.
	And that was hot, though.
	Oh, did it turn you on?
	What?
	Yeah.
	Hey, turn me on, man.
	Yeah.
	- BBC, we up, man.
	- What the fuck?
	- So, why the fuck am I still, it's two minutes.
	I've already fucked already, man.
	That was quick.
	I know.
	You're easy.
	You're easy as fuck.
	It's hot, though.
	I like girls like you though.
	Yay.
	You smile.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I know.
	Like, hey, when I come, please say yay.
	Okay, bet.
	Yeah, bet.
	Like, what?
	Yay.
	Yeah.
	Yay.
	Yay.
	Right, too?
	Like, come.
	Yay.
	No, because, hey, yo.
	I hope you don't sound like that.
	Listen, it takes a lot for a guy to come.
	Yeah, you're right.
	But!
	I'm saying, bro, chill.
	Nine, please.
	Bill's nine.
	Nah.
	No, yeah, no, yeah, you know.
	All right, one more, wait.
	Two?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Trust me, I am the producer, right?
	So, yeah.
	So, I know the angles, right?
	So...
	The time's been over, bro.
	All right.
	All right.
	So, you know, Haley, what turns you on in the guy?
	Because I'm curious, because like, obviously, like, you're just like, you're like sexually like lit.
	Like, you know what niggas like, right?
	I'm sexually lit.
	Yeah, I mean, like you, what the fuck a nigga you like?
	Duh.
	Like, day one, duh.
	Alright, cool.
	So, what the fuck?
	You know what?
	What would turn you off in a nigga?
	This.
	Day one.
	Um, their teeth.
	Okay.
	Let me see.
	Yeah.
	See?
	Off?
	No, I'm on.
	On?
	Okay.
	Alright, alright, cool.
	Alright.
	What else?
	Uh, turn me off or on?
	On.
	Wait, off.
	Off?
	You just said on.
	Sorry, I'm lit, Hennessy.
	Off.
	I don't know.
	Nothing about you turns me off.
	Time.
	Alright.
	Thank you, chat.
	Alright.
	So, this is the best part.
	Haley, would you like to be with Chris after this beautiful date y'all just had at Sexy Fish?
	Yeah.
	Duh.
	Alright.
	W. Chris in the chat.
	Come on, man.
	Yes, sir!
	No time wasted, man.
	Come on, man.
	And guys, please buy my chorus.
	No, I'm joking.
	Oh!
	Yeah!
	Myra licked them so fast!
	Yeah!
	Look at Marv!
	Yo, Marv!
	Thanks for fucking that!
	Alright, Mo.
	Mo, I need one of the mics over there.
	I'm gonna bring it up.
	So, Abby, I need you to pick a mic from that corner and pull it up with the headphones.
	And tell me what number it is.
	I'm sorry, Chad, give us a second.
	We're setting up for Freshest Doubles date.
	Yes.
	As I'm dying here, make sure you guys are donating.
	Roast us.
	Rose to girls.
	As I'm trying to get my last breath.
	Yo, bro.
	I don't know what that...
	Dude, dude.
	I promise you, bro.
	Like, legit, bro.
	That was the most incredible date I've ever seen.
	Like, dude.
	That date was so insane.
	And she said yes?
	I'm actually amazed.
	Nigga, you were...
	Yeah.
	Bro, my nigga.
	That was...
	SPARTANGE! What are you doing?
	Bro, that was...
	Stop it.
	Get some help.
	I don't know what that was, bro.
	Well, you want to do four minutes for this round since he has a double date?
	Alright, let's do four minutes.
	- I'm gonna do it two and two.
	Okay.
	Ready?
	Give us two seconds.
	Bills is going.
	Okay.
	Getting the timer, chat.
	So Fresh has four minutes.
	This is going to be a speed date with the lovelies.
	Baby, hold on.
	You see me sitting in this chair, y'all?
	Let me stand up.
	Y'all see me in this fucking chair?
	My bad, my bad.
	Yo, twirl?
	You want me to twirl?
	Twirl.
	Can I see the headphones on?
	Yeah.
	How I look, how I look, how I look.
	Yuck, yuck, yuck!
	I'm looking good.
	That's how my shit's off, bro.
	That shit's crazy.
	Sit down and put the headphones on.
	I'm gonna sit down so y'all know it's real.
	Alright, four minute double date for fresh.
	And let's get it started.
	So, Fresh.
	Hold on.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	The timer's still not up yet.
	Sorry.
	All right.
	Time is up.
	Let's go.
	So, Fresh, why you leave only one pair of handcuffs for us?
	Listen.
	What are we supposed to do with this?
	Oh, she freaky.
	The second one's at the crib.
	Don't worry.
	Is it pink?
	Oh, no.
	It's black.
	Okay.
	Keeping it.
	All right.
	Black History Month.
	All right.
	But, no.
	It's March, nigga.
	No, I'm kidding.
	I'm kidding.
	I'm kidding.
	No, but honestly, who's the most trouble out of you two?
	I think she is.
	I feel like she is.
	Whoa.
	No, I feel like she definitely is.
	How?
	No, because she's got the sweet act to her, but she said it's an act.
	But she's been touching my ass backstage all night.
	Damn!
	That's a lie.
	That's a lie.
	Wait, you like girls?
	She's lying.
	I'm strictly dickly.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so you're just going to watch.
	Cut the cap.
	What?
	No, like, if I get drunk, but I don't, like, drink that much, then, like, I'll, like, you know, if you're down, like, you don't have a threesome, I'm like, let's do it.
	You know?
	Okay, okay, okay.
	So question, what sign are you?
	I'm sorry?
	What sign are you?
	I'm a Scorpio.
	Oh, she's freaky.
	I'm an Aries.
	It's my birthday next week.
	That's dope.
	Yeah, I'm turning 23.
	How are you going to celebrate?
	I'm going on a yacht, two yachts, Saturday and Sunday.
	Are we invited?
	If you want to come, I'll text you.
	You've got to bring her though.
	Okay.
	If you're still here.
	I'm going to come, I'm going to come.
	Okay.
	So hold on.
	If you're a Scorpio, right, what's your like type, I guess like star sign, the matches?
	Dollar.
	Wait, what?
	Money sign?
	Yep.
	That's my sign.
	Come on.
	See, that's why I like you, man.
	What's your matching star sign?
	Matching star sign?
	I don't even know what the hell it is.
	I'm not an astrology girl.
	Yeah?
	Yeah, sorry about that.
	I'm not going to lie to me either.
	Okay.
	So we can really on that level.
	I don't know that shit.
	But no, but honestly, man, like, you guys are really cool.
	I like the vibe.
	But I got a question for you, though.
	Like, let's say we're going to go out, party, vibe together.
	How do you help me get other girls to come home with us?
	How do I help you?
	Honestly, you just gotta let us know before the start of the night, like, what are you looking for?
	Like, are you looking for girls that look as good as us?
	Exactly.
	Yeah, I don't know about better, because, like, her body-bodying, you know, I'm definitely pushing P. But, like, I feel like you have to let us know at the start of the night, like, what do you want?
	You like girls?
	Yeah.
	What's your type?
	I ain't got no type.
	Same with niggas.
	I feel like I'm thicker than me if I'm gonna be honest.
	Yeah?
	Oh shit.
	So okay, when you're not out of club, what do you do for like fun?
	Both of you.
	Honestly, I get into some weird shit.
	It's not weird.
	I told you she's freaky!
	I want you to take me to a gem museum, teach me something new, show me something I haven't seen before.
	That's cute.
	It doesn't have to be money related, but teach me something.
	I want to learn from you.
	Fun experience.
	Cool experience.
	Exactly.
	I got you.
	She's literally just like that, but you said what I like to do for fun and shit like that.
	Not gonna lie, I like to go traveling and spend my money and travel and learn new cultures, go to museums.
	I like to just learn.
	So listen, I'm from Barbados.
	That's dope.
	It's paradise, actually.
	And there's some dope spots.
	There's some dope spots I'll take you to.
	It's really fun.
	However, before we even get there, local spot here in Miami, some tacos, good vibes, some music, and catch a little vibe.
	I fuck with that.
	I like when in a first date or something.
	I don't ever want to do anything too expensive.
	I never want to do a movie.
	It's just something chill that you like to do so I can see who you are, who you hang around with.
	It's my vibe, right?
	And I guarantee you, we'll have fun because it's different, you know?
	Different is good.
	I definitely want to see how we can tap into your competitive spirit.
	Let's go play a game.
	Let's go bowling.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Let's do something fun like that.
	I feel like, honestly, all three of us could have a really good time.
	What is this?
	A throuple?
	Let's hold hands.
	So, let's say this is a thing, though.
	Are you down?
	Yeah.
	Are you proposing?
	Of course.
	The fuck?
	Are you down?
	Yeah, you're cool.
	All right.
	So, we'll have some fun then.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	That wink was crazy.
	That was a great take.
	Okay.
	Thank you, ladies.
	That was dope.
	That was...
	Our two...
	Wait, hold on.
	Did they pick...
	Yeah, or do you want to wait for all four?
	I'll wait, I'll wait.
	Okay, so ladies, just wait for me over here.
	Y'all two, come on up.
	Y'all are next.
	Let's go.
	Four minutes.
	Four.
	Yeah.
	Nah, I didn't need two minutes now.
	You want two minutes?
	Yeah, that's it.
	Alright.
	Oh, shit.
	Excuse me.
	That was rude.
	Huh?
	What was rude?
	You just went two minutes with us.
	You know why?
	No.
	Oh, you made a choice?
	You went, oh.
	You can't see it though.
	You got the shades on!
	You know why?
	Yeah.
	Why?
	So I can't see you.
	But why is that?
	I don't know, tell me.
	Blocking haters from our, you know, our life.
	Yeah.
	I'll talk to the side, though.
	So, ladies, let's say, for example, we're going out together, right?
	It's all three of us.
	Let's say a guy's hitting on you.
	What do you do?
	What do you mean?
	What?
	Like, we're out together, right?
	It's me and you both.
	Yeah.
	A guy's hitting on you.
	What do you do?
	I'm doing it right now.
	Nothing.
	I'm not going to respond.
	What the fuck?
	No?
	What are you doing?
	Hitting back on him.
	Why not?
	Stop it.
	Get some help.
	The point is, you're out with me.
	Oh, but why do you got two girls?
	Why can't I have two girls?
	Stop it.
	Get some help.
	Why do you want two girls?
	Yo, anyhow, anyhow, we'll move on to the next question.
	Damn, that was sad.
	So, let's say we're out once again, right?
	And I'm thinking to myself, alright.
	Is this as a trio again?
	A trio, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Hold on, do you even like girls?
	I do.
	Do you like girls?
	So let's say we're together.
	Is she your type?
	Tight, make sure you're tight.
	How do you look that you should look?
	What?
	I like...
	No, no, no.
	Be honest.
	My type in a girl?
	Is she your type?
	No disrespect, but no.
	What's your type?
	Blonde.
	Okay.
	What's your type?
	Thick.
	With a whole bunch of C's.
	Like baby girl from before.
	Ready for me, yeah.
	I mean, in the gray sweatpants?
	Alright, she's coming on with us too.
	Alright, let's go.
	So we good?
	Okay, so this is the last round.
	Why should I pick you both?
	Or should I just pick one of you?
	Whatever makes your heart happy.
	Who's the better candidate, you think?
	I agree with her on that one.
	Who would you pick?
	Who would I pick?
	Out of both of us?
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	This is up to you.
	I'm asking you.
	I want your opinion.
	No, you're not asking me this.
	I am.
	Ask her this!
	I just did.
	No, because she took my advice.
	Yep.
	So what's your advice?
	Whatever makes your heart happy.
	You're going to have to make a decision.
	This is terrible.
	Alright, Fresh, I'm going to bring up all the other two.
	Thank you.
	And you're going to go ahead and pick your one.
	So come on, ladies.
	Y'all can go in front of the table, and then we'll just go from there.
	The shades came off.
	He's getting real now.
	I've got to choose one for real.
	Okay.
	Wait, hold on.
	Give her the name.
	My answer?
	You have to pick one this round, Fresh.
	Okay.
	I'm not going to lie.
	I had hope for you two.
	But you let me down.
	So to you two.
	Can I pick both?
	I mean, they're down for it.
	You know what?
	Let's fucking go!
	Let's go!
	Let's go!
	Baby's on the way, I guess.
	The cardi hair with the white top.
	Alright, now we're going to set up for Myron's round.
	Myron, can I please have you at your chair?
	I know, it's only two minutes, Myron.
	We gotta give Myron five minutes?
	No, no, no.
	You want one minute?
	No, Myron is very quick.
	No, Myron's gonna want ten minutes.
	No, I don't want no time.
	This is your time to shine, Myron.
	No, no, no, sit down.
	You're gonna be sitting down.
	Oh, yeah, what am I doing?
	Yeah, I'm gonna need a little help.
	Shit.
	Yeah, you got your mic.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Wait, wait, what?
	No.
	Oh, just let them know.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	FNFSuperChat.com.
	If you guys got any comments, questions, roast us, roast Myron, roast me, roast Chris Fresh, Bills Blitz.
	We don't care.
	Just send us the chats on FNFSuperChat.com, Rumble Rant, and of course, Castle Club.
	You know, y'all, especially y'all Castle Club, y'all know how much I love seeing the rants.
	The rants.
	The memes, all that.
	So big ups to you guys.
	And like the video, comment, share, subscribe.
	Yeah, Myron's gonna need like 15 minutes.
	No, man.
	Not even.
	14 minutes, fine.
	This guy.
	Do you have any questions or no?
	Alrighty.
	You can kick it off.
	Hold on, Myron.
	Why are I always gonna kick it off?
	Alright, if you don't have to, if you don't want to.
	I feel like I was asking all the questions last time.
	Yeah.
	That was the point of the round.
	Why don't you ask me?
	Yeah, that was the point of the round.
	That's your round.
	Yeah, it's your round.
	Alright, we got the timer ready for the speed date.
	How much time?
	Two minutes.
	Two minutes, yeah.
	Alright, that's fine.
	Casual conversation.
	You're at Sexy Fish.
	Enjoy.
	Oh, so it's a scenario.
	Yeah, well, I'll do North Italia since that's one of your spots.
	You got this, Myron.
	I think fine dining is a scam.
	What's your thoughts on fine dining?
	Well, so my favorite food is probably, like, sushi.
	Like, I love some sushi.
	So, anywhere you take me that has good sushi, I'm there for it.
	Okay, so you don't care about if it's fancy or anything like that?
	I mean, like...
	If we're having a good time.
	What about Chipotle?
	I go there every day almost.
	I love Chipotle.
	Okay.
	What's your Chipotle order?
	It's one of two.
	I either do double chicken, white rice, black beans.
	Okay.
	Some mild sauce and a little bit of corn.
	Okay.
	Just a little bit.
	And white rice, if I'm going to do a bowl.
	Or if it's a burrito, white rice, black beans, chicken and steak, double meat, and that's it.
	Do you like their dressing, their salad dressing?
	No, I never put dressing on any of my stuff.
	Have you ever tried it though?
	No, that's disgusting.
	They're a vinaigrette?
	I don't like sour...
	Oh, I've never had that.
	It's like a vinaigrette.
	It's so good.
	Oh, okay.
	No, I've never had it.
	Not a lot of people know about it because it's not...
	Sour cream, cheese, I hate all that stuff.
	It's not on the section.
	Like, you gotta ask for it at the end.
	It's so good.
	Oh, it's like one of those...
	Try it, let me know.
	If you know, you know type things.
	Yes.
	Vinaigrette.
	What do you do?
	You put in a burrito in your bowl?
	Um, I drizzled all my, uh, bowl.
	I don't ever really get a burrito.
	I get a bowl.
	Okay.
	And then I'll drizzle some, like, Tabasco, too.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Um, so, uh, what do you do in your free time?
	When you're, like, actually, like, let's say it's a Saturday.
	You ain't got no plans.
	You ain't got no obligations.
	What are you gonna do with that time?
	Um, I'm probably gonna make my content if I need to, and then...
	Well, assuming you're free.
	Go out.
	To the club?
	With my friends.
	Whatever we want to do.
	Like a dinner or like golf or drinks.
	Just, yeah, something.
	Or sometimes if I'm not feeling it, stay home.
	Watch some Netflix.
	What do you watch on Netflix?
	Um, so I'm a very like, I like to repeat my shows.
	You watch the same thing over?
	Yeah.
	That's weird.
	I'm very like.
	That's fucking weird.
	No, like my shows like.
	Oh, time's up, right?
	No, no, no.
	Yeah, time's up.
	No, no, no.
	We'll give it one more minute.
	Three minutes.
	Give it one more minute.
	All right, go ahead.
	I love a reality show.
	I love a comfort show.
	My comfort shows are like Vampire Diaries.
	Oh, man.
	That's gay.
	Maybe The Office sometimes.
	That's a good show.
	Shameless.
	That's gay.
	New Girl.
	Gay.
	Trying to think of some other shows that I watch.
	You don't watch anything educational?
	Sometimes.
	Sometimes.
	Who killed JFK? Oh my God.
	Mark Ripley.
	Yeah, the whole chant is going crazy.
	Mark Ripley, Mark Ripley.
	Yeah, I mean, sorry, these niggas, I just f***ing around.
	I just want to make them nervous.
	For people's reactions, I don't know.
	Yeah, I just want to hear their...
	I just want to see Moe and them sweat.
	What do you watch?
	That's educational.
	I just like to watch documentaries and s*** like that.
	No, I love a documentary.
	I love a crime documentary.
	Okay, yeah, I watch a lot of true crime.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because I used to do it, so it's interesting.
	I also love watching YouTube videos.
	When I have a meal, I have to sit down and I have to watch something.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And I'll put on a YouTube video that I like to watch.
	Okay.
	Which is the gay stuff, the Vampire Diaries.
	No, that's not YouTube.
	Oh, that's on Netflix.
	Okay, okay.
	What are you watching on YouTube then?
	So, I like watching vlogs.
	I love couple channels.
	Gay.
	Oh yeah, you mentioned that earlier.
	It's a little...
	Okay, but I love it.
	Is that because you want a family one day?
	Is that why you do that?
	No, it's just...
	I don't know.
	It's like entertainment, like the pranks.
	I don't know.
	I just like it.
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	Alright, I think we're for time now, right?
	It's alright.
	No, no, no.
	It's cool.
	It's cool.
	Sorry.
	No, no, no, bro.
	We gotta stick with the rules, man.
	Let's stick with the rules.
	Oh, look at that.
	It's only been like a few seconds.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Okay.
	What else?
	Did you have something?
	Did you want to say?
	I'm sorry.
	I didn't mean to.
	You were saying something about the gay shows.
	Yeah.
	The gay shows to you, I guess.
	Yeah, they're very gay.
	Okay, what are your shows?
	I want to know more about you.
	No, no, no.
	I mean, I watch a lot of, like, history stuff.
	Okay.
	Do you like How It's Made?
	What do you mean How It's Made?
	How It's Made.
	What's that?
	Like, where you watch how things are made.
	Oh, like on the Food Network and shit?
	No, not even Food Network.
	Like, anything.
	Like, it's a literal show.
	It's called How It's Made.
	No, I've never seen that.
	What?
	You're into the educational shows?
	You don't know how it's made?
	No, I never heard of that.
	It literally shows how everything's made.
	It's so interesting.
	Really?
	Like, what's the most interesting thing that you saw?
	It could be food, technical, it could be anything.
	What was the thing that you thought was the most interesting how it was made?
	I mean, I do like watching how certain food's made.
	It's kind of scary sometimes.
	What kind of food are we talking here?
	Fast food.
	Any food, really.
	These days.
	Yeah, it's a lot of bullshit.
	Nothing's good for you.
	Yeah, it's all pretty shitty for you.
	Yeah.
	We're all gonna die.
	Basically.
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	Oh my god.
	Alright, man, we're good.
	Alright, yeah.
	Alright.
	Fair enough.
	That was a very interesting conversation at Sexy Fish.
	No, sorry, at Chipotle.
	We'll be at Chipotle.
	Yeah, Chipotle.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, Chipotle.
	Again, fine dining is a scam.
	That's my take on it.
	Um...
	All the girls?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	See, that was a good two minutes.
	Alrighty, thank you.
	Chat, we're gonna bring the girls out.
	You could be right here, babe.
	Yeah, we're gonna bring the girls out and say thank you.
	Oh, yeah.
	There's no chats?
	No.
	Alright.
	Come on, babe.
	I need all the ladies.
	All the girls, please.
	All the girls right here.
	Let's go.
	Real quick, real quick.
	Gone, gone, gone.
	Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone.
	I got two pretty girls.
	Hey, pretty girls.
	Girls here?
	Oh, go behind where Chris is at.
	Wait, go back there?
	Yep, go, come on.
	He wants to sit down.
	Yeah, both of y'all sit down.
	Yeah.
	I guess.
	Look at Chris.
	Yep.
	Yo, pat on the back.
	Pat on the back.
	Yo, that ass.
	Pat on his back.
	Who's phone is this?
	Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
	Hold on, hold on.
	They trying to tell you something.
	All right, you guys.
	We can read it after.
	We can read the chats after last.
	I thought you were going to say thank you to the girls.
	Okay, no, we're good.
	No chats.
	Cool.
	Alright, so this is our first ever 13 vs.
	3.
	Yeah.
	I think it was pretty cool.
	Experimental show.
	Something new.
	We did it live.
	No one's ever done it live.
	But yeah, we'll do it again and we'll have 20 chicks here next time.
	It's just ultra weekend.
	Crazy.
	But they did a good job though.
	Let's live it up for the ladies.
	Let's go.
	I'm not going to lie.
	Chris, We'll be back on Wednesday.
	Yes, Wednesday.
	We got Andrew Wilson in the house.
	We give you everything entertainment.
	We're going to have a debate type show on Wednesday for y'all.
	We got Andrew Wilson in the house.
	It's fine.
	It's fine.
	All right.
	Y'all can go.
	All right.
	Good for us, man.
	All right.
	Leave right.
	All right.
	Wait.
	Yeah, what?
	Go!
	Uh, yeah, we got Andrew Wilson in the house on Wednesday.
	We're gonna have, uh, do a one-on-one with him probably, and then we'll bring in some girls.
	We'll do a debate, uh, type thing.
	We're gonna have some, we're gonna have some, some girl, debate a bit.
	Good smart girls, right?
	Wait, Chris?
	Wait, wait, wait!
	Smart girls?
	I know.
	It's almost a problem.
	Maren, yo, listen.
	Yo, chat.
	They're ugly.
	Fresh.
	I see.
	They're not going to be hot.
	That's fine, man.
	They're not going to be hot.
	Bring, like, one or two hot ones, and then some girls that want it can actually help me.
	All right.
	Women, girls.
	Yo, yo, chat.
	Somebody's hot.
	I'm trying, but niggas, man.
	Like...
	Because every time I read a chat, yo, Chris, man, bring hot bitches!
	What the fuck?
	Like, niggas, I tried, but you niggas said fuck them, alright?
	Because I tried to bring them on, and it's like, stop fucking them, and they won't think they're hot!
	Yep!
	Thank you, Mo.
	They don't think they're hot because you niggas are fuckin' alright.
	So, I will try to bring smart bitches in Miami, Martin.
	Yo, that is an octimoron.
	Yo, nigga, you hilarious, my nigga.
	Yo, yo, but I'm the only nigga that, like, in the earth that would bring girls fuckin' every fuckin' week, man.
	man come on man.
	Yeah this is too funny bro.
	He's like oh Chris man.
	He's like stop fucking the hot the whales whatever.
	This nigga Mike Pinkett man.
	Oh my god.
	Oh yeah yeah yeah fact yo yo fact.
	Yo both got it.
	Yo nigga like I am not.
	Alright, whatever.
	Fine.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	This was...
	I don't know what that was.
	Yeah, bro.
	No, no.
	But, uh...
	Yo.
	Alright.
	We got a show for y'all ninjas on Wednesday.
	Yeah.
	Stay tuned.
	We got Angel Wilson in the house.
	Stay tuned.
	We'll talk about a bunch of topics.
	And guys...
	Feminism, Christianity, how, you know...
	Modern day society has changed.
	It's going to be a good talk.
	Stay tuned.
	We're planning a live show in Miami.
	Where?
	April.
	End of April or May.
	We'll announce it soon in Miami.
	Live show on camera.
	Where?
	I won't say where because obviously speaking, bro, it's not...
	Chris, come on, man.
	Yeah, but where, man?
	Fine.
	In Miami.
	Anyhow, in Miami.
	Coming soon.
	That's what I'll say.
	All right.
	We love you guys.
	We'll be back on Wednesday.
	Yep.
	Hope you guys enjoyed the show, man.
	What the fuck, Chris?
	Yo, yo, yo.
	Yo, chat.
	Goddamn, man.
	Niggas, alcohol.
	No, this is heavy as fuck, man.
	No, no, no, no.
	Yes, yes.
	They're the rumble.
	Yo, this is metal.
	End the show, man.
	This is the...

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