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March 20, 2024 - Fresh & Fit

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7 Things To Do Before A Date To Hook Up

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	Thank you.
	Yeah, we all are.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to the Fresh Fit Podcast, regular edition.
	It's Wednesday, which means we're going to talk about some dating.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's go.
	learn something.
	And sometimes you got to rehash the basics, right?
	Because, you know, obviously we're growing every day, new people find the podcast and, you know, they might find us through after hours or one of the clips or whatever, they might go viral.
	And then they're like, wait, what do these guys actually talk about?
	And, you know, obviously you guys know we had to cleanse our YouTube.
	So a lot of the stuff got deleted.
	So, of course, it's over there on Rumble, rumble.com slash freshfit.
	As you guys know, that's the home base for us.
	So if we ever get canceled, you know exactly where to find us and castclub.tv.
	But, you know, obviously we're live streaming right now on YouTube and all the other platforms.
	So we're going to go back to basics on this one, guys, because a lot of you guys...
	Don't set yourself up for success.
	And then you wonder why you're frustrated when you actually do, you know, get the date set up and everything else like that.
	You know, failing to prepare typically prepares yourself to fail.
	So we're going to help you guys prepare properly so that you don't fail.
	And actually, back in the day, these are some of our most fun episodes.
	Just talking about, you know, dating with the boys, chopping it up.
	So let's get into it.
	Yeah.
	So we're going to go ahead and count down, guys, seven things that you need to have in place.
	Now, some of these things might seem like rudimentary or basic, like, whoa, I knew that.
	But you guys would be shocked at how many guys don't do a lot of the things that we're going to talk about.
	And if you miss one of these things, what ends up happening is it starts to become a recipe for disaster, right?
	Because you mess up one thing, then everything else kind of falls behind it, right?
	It's kind of like a domino effect because you guys got to understand that When it comes to dating, right?
	And being successful with dating, you need to have a system in place, okay?
	And I know people are like, whoa, what do you mean a system in place?
	What are you talking about?
	Well, you need to have a set of behaviors, right?
	That leads to success that you can replicate every single time.
	Obviously, you tinker around and everything else like that based on the individual that you're going to meet with or whatever.
	But in general, you have a foundation.
	And the problem is that a lot of you guys just kind of wing it.
	Like, oh, I haven't been on a date in seven months.
	I'm just going to wing it.
	No, you can't do that, man.
	You got to plan for success, man.
	And again, If you fail to prepare, you're preparing to fail.
	And when it comes to dates, you need to go ahead and have things set up in a proper fashion so you set yourself up for success, man.
	And the thing is, and we talked about this on the podcast after hours, right?
	Like girls, like...
	You know, like, oh, I went on a date, but the vibe wasn't there, blah, blah, blah.
	Guys, you need to understand one thing when it comes to going on dates with females, right?
	The girl can be boring.
	She could be uninteresting.
	She could be uncharismatic, etc.
	High.
	High.
	Whatever it is.
	If she doesn't have fun on a date, she's never going to say...
	Damn, I really could have talked more.
	Or damn, I could have really been more interesting.
	Or man, I could have contributed more to the conversation.
	You know what she's going to say?
	She's going to say, you're boring.
	She's going to say, it was whack because it was his fault.
	Because the onus is always on you as the man.
	You're the leader.
	Okay, you're the protector, you're the provider, etc.
	So, you're the one that needs to get the vibe.
	The girl's never going to take responsibility for having the vibe.
	You need to create the vibe.
	And what all the vibe basically means, guys, and I hate using that term, but we're speaking in womanese for a second here.
	All the vibe basically means is creating an ambiance that is conducive to intimacy.
	Okay?
	One more time for y'all, alright?
	Because I've got to show you guys, this is how modern women talk, so you've got to understand what the fuck they mean by this shit.
	When a girl says the vibe, what that means in plain old English is you need to create a certain ambiance that will allow for intimacy to occur.
	That's what it basically comes down to.
	This could be a bunch of different things.
	The way you speak, your tonality, the dates, etc.
	All this stuff is very important.
	The way you're dressed.
	All of this stuff is a totality of the...
	I don't want to make this a legal thing, saying to a title of the circumstance, but it really does come down to that, man.
	It's a whole package.
	So I don't want to try to, like, complicate it for you guys or whatever, but this shit is a science, and you need to get a system, okay?
	And we're going to help you guys.
	We're creating that system.
	Fresh, you want to say anything?
	That was a very well laid out intro.
	But what I will say, there's a song, and in the song it says, girls, just want to have fun.
	Replace fun with vibe.
	They want to have a good vibe.
	And you said it very clearly earlier.
	I hate that fucking word, though.
	I really hate that word.
	But we're using it for you guys because that's how they talk, right?
	So you have to be the person bringing the vibe.
	Whether you like it or not is what it is.
	Now, granted, we're going to cover seven steps today you can actually do to get success.
	But here's a disclaimer, though.
	Guys, it's very important.
	Just because you do these seven steps doesn't mean you're going to get laid.
	It means you have a better chance because obviously her body, her choice, so we're just telling you guys up front, don't expect this to happen every single time.
	Let's get into it.
	Yeah, we're going to set you guys up for success, but obviously, you know...
	No one bats, you know, a hundred percent, a thousand percent.
	Nobody.
	No one does.
	So, and then different girls have different rules, right?
	And then obviously different guys have different sexual market value, right?
	So if you're not the best looking guy, guess what, bro?
	You might have to go on two or three dates to make it happen, right?
	If you're in a very attractive guy, but you have no confidence, you have no personality, it might take you two dates.
	You might be a very good looking guy and you're a charming guy.
	Then you might be able to do it the first day, but every guy is different.
	You guys got to understand you guys were watching the show.
	If you've been watching the show for a while, you understand that girls have different rules for different guys.
	Okay, obviously, we want you guys to be the guy that she breaks the rules for.
	However, some of you guys might not be there yet, and that's fine.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	Everyone's on their journey.
	But we're going to set you up where you at least have a rudimentary understanding of how to set this up properly.
	And also, just another disclaimer as well.
	Do not get mad if you don't get laid.
	Listen, guys.
	There's things that happen.
	She might be on her period.
	She might not like you at all.
	She might even just have a boyfriend.
	You don't know.
	The point is...
	Have fun on a date, have a plan, and enjoy the process.
	That's it.
	Cool.
	Seven steps.
	Yeah, so we're going to start with yourself and then work our way out, okay?
	So we're going to start with the things.
	Obviously, everything that we're going to talk about is pretty much in your control, but we're going to start with the most personal.
	Guys, I'm amazed I even had to say this, but after doing how many episodes now?
	We've done like...
	At least 3,000 plus?
	Well, we've talked to almost 3,000 girls, but we've done a number of After Hours episodes.
	And one of the biggest complaints that we get from women is hygiene, bro.
	It's incredible to me how so many of you guys don't shower, don't shave, are unkempt.
	You look ridiculous.
	You're showing up on dates all hairy, looking like crap, smelling musty.
	Your teeth are dirty.
	Your hair is fucked up.
	You just look like crap.
	Guys, before you go out, shower right before.
	Okay?
	If you're one of these guys that sweats all the time, etc.
	And it's crazy I have to say this, but you know what?
	I'm just going to say it anyway.
	Shower right before the date.
	Bam!
	Okay?
	Right before.
	I don't give a shit if you say, oh, bro, I showered this morning.
	No.
	Right before.
	You gotta shower two or three times that day?
	Do it.
	You live in a place that's humid?
	Do it.
	You live in a place that's hot?
	Do it.
	You could be in fucking Antarctica.
	I don't care.
	Do it anyway.
	Because the amount of women that have complained about guys smelling bad is crazy.
	Niggas gonna say- It's often overlooked.
	But Myron, they love the man musk.
	Niggas, she don't know you.
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	Yeah.
	She don't know you yet, bro.
	That's a good point.
	What the heck?
	That's a good point.
	I know some loser might say, well, there was a study done, and we found that the girls were most aroused by the guys that had higher testosterone that smelled bad, blah, blah, blah.
	See, here's the thing.
	She needs to be attracted to you first for her to accept your scent, okay, guys?
	So for her to accept your scent, she's got to be attracted to you in the first place.
	If you come in musty off the rip...
	You ain't gonna get a chance, alright?
	So, guys, shower, shave, keep yourself clean, okay?
	We're gonna go all the way.
	Look, your beard, if you're gonna have a beard, it needs to be nice and trimmed and clean.
	If you have longer hair, make sure it's styled appropriately, okay?
	Shave your fucking balls.
	Yeah, I said it.
	Shave them, alright?
	Or make sure that it's trimmed.
	Freshest balls?
	Shave them?
	Sorry, my bad.
	Okay?
	Like, spray cologne.
	Like, guys, like, it's, you know, I really hate that I even had to start here, but after all the complaints I've heard, you know, it's wild.
	How many of y'all just fucking stink and it's crazy?
	Let me tell you this, man.
	So listen.
	I've been complimented a number of times in my life for women.
	Not for my looks, of course.
	Just saying.
	It's because of my smell.
	And guys, I give you a while back a secret on what I wear for cologne.
	And it's worked so well, I gotta say...
	You know, it's a secret for a while.
	But if you're not aware of it, I'll tell you tonight as well, it's Westlil Tuxedo.
	Westlil Tuxedo.
	It's a really good cologne, it smells good, and women love it.
	So guys, what's the price point on it?
	Like $120.
	Okay, so it's affordable too.
	Yeah, $140.
	It's affordable.
	But guys, like Myron said, hygiene is important because even on the show, girls always say, oh, it's hygiene.
	Tea for yellow, smells bad, breath stinks.
	Like, bro, also, whoa, let's see what a blowjob.
	They go down there.
	Oh, dick cheese.
	It smells.
	You don't get nothing.
	So I was like, bro, come prepared for the date beforehand.
	A shower, at least.
	At least a shower.
	You need to assume that you're going to get some action, guys.
	Okay?
	So, yo.
	And here's the other thing, too.
	A lot of you guys have dirty ass mouths.
	It's fucking disgusting.
	So I'd be talking to some of y'all when you guys come up and talk to me and shit like that.
	And here's the thing.
	I've had supporters come up to me and shit like that.
	And I've told them, yo, you're fucking breast stinks, bro.
	Or you smell.
	And I tell them this.
	You know why I do this?
	Because I fucking care.
	I tell them, yo, if I was a chick, I wouldn't fucking talk to you.
	I've done it before.
	Where supporters come up to me and they'll be like, yo, you know, I'm having trouble with girls, blah, blah, blah.
	What do you think?
	And I'll tell them right then and there, you fucking smell, nigga.
	Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
	Yeah.
	Like you need to brush your teeth.
	Guys, you know what I do before every single date?
	Yo, I fucking brush my teeth and then I carry a pack of Orbit gum.
	All right?
	Peppermint, which is I think the green one or the blue one.
	I forget what the thing is.
	I always carry gum with me.
	Why?
	Because when you're chewing gum, Well, number one, it's good for your jaw anyway.
	But it keeps your breath fresh, man.
	Listerine, get a mechanical toothbrush.
	Yo, it's 2024.
	If you guys are still out here doing this dumb shit, you're a fucking bum.
	You're a brokie.
	What the fuck is wrong with you?
	You get a mechanical toothbrush, it's only going to cost you like $100, right?
	$100, $120.
	It's worth the investment.
	They're better anyway.
	Ask any dentist.
	They will tell you a mechanical toothbrush is superior to a regular toothbrush.
	Like, bruh, mechanical toothbrush, Listerine, get some teeth whitener, keep your teeth...
	Nice and clean.
	Care about your oral hygiene, guys.
	It's important, man.
	It's very important.
	When your breast smells, I'm telling y'all, man, girls can't stand that.
	And here's the thing.
	She might have found you cute, but now you can't kiss her because your breast smells.
	She's like, oh, no, I'm good, man.
	If you guys smoke weed, you guys smoke cigarettes, quit that right now.
	Right now, quit it.
	How about to anybody?
	So just be prepared before you go on a date.
	Bro, like, yo, you guys that smoke pot and stuff like that, quit it, bro.
	I'm telling you, man, you stink.
	Your fingernails get all dirty, right?
	Here's another thing.
	I hate I have to say.
	Bro.
	Clip your fingernails, guys.
	Oh, yeah.
	Holy!
	Bro, the amount of guys that I've met where their fingernails are dirty, because they're rolling up weed or whatever the hell, they're smoking black mouths.
	I don't know what y'all do.
	Bro, clip your fingernails.
	They should be short, nice, and clean.
	I don't get no manicures.
	I don't do none of that.
	I just clip my fingernails.
	That's it.
	Bro, girls always complain.
	You know why?
	They say, I look at a man's hands, and if they're long nails, I can picture him putting his hand inside of me, hurting me.
	Yeah.
	So I don't like that shit.
	Secondly, then there's dirt underneath his fingernails, like dirt.
	It doesn't touch my pussy.
	So on that level alone, bro, it's kind of like having dirty hands or even long nails can fuck you up.
	Now, here's the other thing.
	Have rough hands.
	There's nothing wrong with that, right?
	I got calluses and everything else like that, lifting weights and stuff.
	That's fine.
	But your fingernails need to be clean, guys.
	Like, don't have long fingernails.
	Keep them nice and clipped and short, okay?
	You don't want disgusting fingernails, man.
	That's ridiculous, bro.
	And again, I don't mean to be a jerk with y'all, but I gotta give it to you guys straight.
	A lot of y'all are some dirty motherfuckers, man.
	It's crazy.
	Cut your unibrow.
	Make sure your beard is trimmed.
	Make sure your hair is, you know, nice, right?
	If you keep your hair longer, guess what?
	There's going to be more maintenance.
	Make sure it's nice and combed before you go out.
	If you have a hair problem, right?
	Take care of that, guys.
	Hairy back's unacceptable.
	Make sure that your hairy back is gone.
	Like, no hair on your back, guys.
	Okay?
	No girl finds that thing attractive.
	They'll sit there and say, I like a dad bod.
	I like a little bit of hair on the chest.
	I like a little bit of hair on the back.
	They don't, bro.
	It's cap.
	Like, some girls will accept it, but trust me, if you don't have, if you're hairless, It's not going to hurt you.
	Especially when you've got a good physique.
	Right?
	But hair on the back, unacceptable.
	Like, you can have a little hair on your chest, but hair on the back, unacceptable, man.
	Get rid of that immediately.
	It's disgusting.
	It's absolutely disgusting.
	Also, correction.
	I looked at YSL Tuxedo.
	It's actually $295.
	$295?
	So it's a little bit higher.
	Okay, okay.
	But it's still good, though.
	Can you give them something that's a little bit...
	Do you have a more affordable one that the guys can get like today?
	There's Chanel.
	I forgot which one it is, though.
	It's kind of like a rectangle black bottle.
	I forgot what it's called, but that one's a little bit cheaper, I think.
	Okay.
	Oh, also, guys, clean your ears, okay?
	Q-tips, no earwax, okay?
	Absolutely disgusting.
	Girls notice all this stuff, guys.
	You've got to take care of yourself, man, from a holistic standpoint.
	Shower, nails clipped, okay?
	Hair clean, beard trimmed, unibrow gone, hairless back, balls trimmed, cologne.
	Wear deodorant.
	Like, it's amazing to me how many of you guys don't wear deodorant.
	Wear deodorant, guys, because you don't want to raise your arm up like this, and then it smells.
	Worse yet, you don't want to have a pit stain either.
	Unacceptable.
	Like, guys, take care of yourselves, man.
	When you're going out with the girls, and here's the thing, too, that I want you guys to know.
	Some of y'all might go on a first date and a girl might not call you back.
	Bro, it might be because you smelled or your breath smelled or you were just unkempt.
	Like, yo, it's very important to be clean.
	I can't emphasize this more.
	Some of you guys lose the girl before the date even started just because you went up to her and said, hi, and then she smelled your breath and it was disgusted.
	It smells rancid.
	Putrid.
	Like, come on, man.
	What's wrong with y'all?
	Always brush your teeth before you meet up with her and carry gum with you, okay?
	Carry gum.
	I don't care what it is.
	You can have Orbit, whatever it is.
	They're not even paying me to tell y'all this, but carry some kind of breath mint gum at all times, man.
	And here's the other thing, too.
	DHV. You give her a piece and be like, hey, you need it.
	Ha ha ha.
	Right?
	Because what are you implying when you do that?
	I do that.
	I'll give her a piece and I'll say you need this.
	Why do I do this?
	Mouthwash.
	It's a demonstration of higher value, number one.
	Number two, it makes her feel like, oh, okay, whoa, my guard's up.
	If he has the audacity to tell me that I need it, like, wow, this guy's probably really clean.
	And then you got nice teeth.
	If your teeth are clean, guys, you already send a message like I'm better than you.
	Yeah.
	Like, I hate to say it like that, but that's what it comes off as.
	When your teeth are nice and straight, guys, it comes off as better.
	You're a superior individual.
	And that's what you want because if your teeth are clean and straight, that means you care about your hygiene.
	Look, some of y'all might not be able to afford braces.
	Maybe you guys don't have braces.
	That's fine.
	When my teeth were crooked, guess what?
	They were still wet because I brushed my teeth every single day.
	I was using mouthwash.
	I was chewing gum.
	And I used...
	Teeth whitener, guys.
	So you are absolutely in control of how your teeth look from a cleanliness standpoint.
	Also, for your tongue, tongue scrapers are very important too.
	And we brought up actually on the screen an affordable cologne any guy can get.
	It's Blue to Chanel.
	It smells really good.
	Girls love it, by the way.
	It's affordable.
	And honestly speaking, guys, when I go see you for the first time, she'll look at you.
	But very close to you, she'll smell you.
	So this is going to do wonders for you as well.
	So go check it out.
	We're not getting paid by any of these niggas.
	Listerine, Chanel, they need to cut us a check.
	Oral-B, mechanical toothbrushes, that's what I use.
	We're giving you all the sauce today because we want you guys to win.
	We don't care about whether these guys sponsor us or not.
	We're probably too hot for them anyway.
	So it don't matter.
	But the point is that I need you guys.
	Yeah, get Listerine no alcohol, by the way, guys.
	Someone in the chat mentioned that.
	Get Listerine no alcohol.
	It's way better.
	And it won't burn as much.
	But I kind of like to burn.
	Pause.
	The point is, guys, is you need to ensure that you're clean.
	And I know I spent a lot of time harping on this, but bro, fingernails, hair, I'm a beard, back hair, I mean pubic hair, make sure that's controlled.
	For good reason.
	Girls complain about this all the time.
	Dude.
	Hygiene, number one.
	I wouldn't have spent this much time on it if we didn't get the overwhelming amount of complaints that we've gotten from women about this on first dates, man.
	Like, guys, holy crap, man.
	Please take care of this, guys.
	Some of y'all lose the fight before you even get in just off of your breast smelling bad.
	Like, you guys don't get it.
	Like, yo, girls assume the worst if your hygiene is bad.
	Bro, even networking.
	Niggas come up to me, yo, fresh.
	What's good?
	I'm like, yo, nigga, you're not fresh at all.
	Damn, my nigga.
	That's disgusting.
	Hey, it happens, bro.
	But, yeah, supporters have come up to me and said, yo, I'm having this issue with girls, blah, blah, blah.
	And I tell them right then and there, bro, you smell.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah.
	No one's ever told me that.
	Yeah.
	I wish somebody did.
	Like, you guys, like, bro.
	Man.
	Guys.
	Please take care of your hygiene.
	That's extremely important.
	Fuck, I'm just gonna say.
	You guys from like India, Pakistan, etc.
	Don't align with the stereotypes, okay?
	Please.
	Make sure that your hygiene is even more on point, okay?
	Defeat the stereotypes.
	Wait, what are you saying?
	Curry?
	Bro.
	But here's the thing.
	Not even trying to be a jerk.
	Statistically speaking, right?
	Asians and Indian guys typically are some of the least desired races by women.
	So guys, don't align with the stereotypes, bro.
	You could beat the stereotypes, okay?
	There's a bunch of guys from India and Pakistan that do really well, right?
	We've seen a few.
	They do it.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	They're killing it.
	But they do it by overcoming the negative stereotypes, man.
	So guys, don't...
	Just don't be...
	Don't lie with the stereotypes.
	You want to be the guy where you come in and you overcome the stereotypes.
	Yeah.
	Like, we should be in jail or...
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Like, girl meets me, she might be like, oh, he's black.
	But then I'll speak and they'll be like, oh, he's well-spoken, he's educated.
	Okay.
	Wait, you're black?
	Yeah, allegedly.
	Well, maybe not.
	I don't know.
	Depending on who you ask, right?
	So the point is, guys, is that you never want to align with negative stereotypes attributed to your race, your religion, etc., right?
	And some of y'all, I ain't gonna lie to y'all.
	Some of you guys have a disadvantage when it comes to dating.
	Simply by your race, simply by your ethnic background, whatever it may be, I'm here to tell you guys that you can overcome those stereotypes.
	You can absolutely overcome those stereotypes.
	Don't just give up.
	Oh, I'm Indian.
	I'm not going to go out and date.
	Oh, I'm Asian.
	I'm not going to go out and date because girls are going to automatically assume I'm not attractive.
	Fuck that, man.
	We don't make excuses over here.
	We overcome the stereotypes.
	All of you guys can beat the stereotypes, right?
	Yep.
	Numbers game.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Number two.
	We're tight friends.
	Fitted clothes.
	Not tight, but fitted.
	But fitted.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Now, obviously speaking, you don't want to be like Poindexter, have everything super tight.
	You want to be at least on some level, some room to breathe, but looks good on you for your physique.
	Hopefully in your gym, doing better, like myself.
	Now, granted, where do you get clothes from?
	I believe if you want to be cost-effective and get the best achievement possible, it's H&M, Zara, your local store that has, like, what's that store that everyone goes to?
	Not Paxton.
	It's another one.
	Hollister is good, too.
	Hollister?
	2007?
	Hey, man, whatever works, bro.
	What the hell?
	No, Urban Outfitters.
	Urban Outfitters?
	There you go, there you go.
	Urban Outfitters.
	The point is, you want to have clothes that you can afford, that look good on you.
	And what I've realized, guys, I used to buy designer all the time, used to buy all this crazy stuff for the name.
	And I just realized, guys, if you're more in shape, you can wear anything.
	A black tee, you know, some fitted clothes from Zara, and you still look good.
	So listen, guys.
	You guys try to clown me for wearing merch, but I still look better than some of you dusty, disgusting, slobby-looking pieces of shit.
	You guys are out here wearing a Mary, still looking like shit, though, because you don't fucking go to the gym.
	You know?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, we don't sit there and talk shit.
	I get more bitches than you, though, stupid!
	Because I'm in fucking shape.
	I spend more time in the gym than I do in a fucking Nordstrom, you idiot.
	Because I realize...
	I'm not gonna spend money, right, on stupid-ass designer, right?
	When in reality, what I should be doing is going to the gym and designing my physique, getting in and going fucking hard.
	I spend the money on eating well, going to the gym, training hard.
	The harder you work in the gym, guys, the less you have to worry about fashion and being trendy and all this other stupid shit.
	Wear stuff that fits, wear stuff that looks good on you.
	You don't gotta spend a bunch of money on clothes.
	I genuinely think designer's a scam anyway.
	You shouldn't be spending money on that dumb shit.
	You should be investing in your future and in your health, right?
	That's what's gonna matter, okay?
	Like, if you're over here dropping $200, $300 on jeans and shit like that, why?
	Why?
	Stupid.
	Absolutely stupid.
	So guys, spend more time on getting yourself in shape.
	Trust me.
	You wear some nice fitted jeans, some basic Chelsea boots, a black tee.
	You'll get more girls with that if you're in good shape than wearing a bunch of designer, bro.
	Like, are there some girls out there that love guys that are fashionable?
	For sure.
	Of course.
	Right?
	But you ain't gonna lose no girls by not being fashionable either.
	Right?
	If you're in good shape, that is.
	So, I'm saying, work hard in the gym, so you don't have to spend the whole bag on designer.
	Now, if you're one of these guys and you enjoy fashion, it's a hobby for you, whatever, cool.
	No problem.
	You can have that as well.
	But the point is that you can't get around wearing fitted clothing that looks good on you and you need to get in shape, guys.
	If you're one of these fat boys and your stomach's all hanging out and shit like that, hey, you got some work to do, bro.
	So, just a caveat here.
	Let's say you're into fashion.
	You're on Fashion Ford, like Maura said earlier.
	You want to have things that are nice, but not too crazy.
	Get pieces.
	Pieces are collectibles that are vintage more often than not.
	You can find them in, like, thrift stores sometimes, or maybe even, like, closet stores.
	And they have value.
	And they still look good, but they're half off because they're vintage or, you know, not that year.
	So, getting pieces of clothes, for example, if pieces of, like, Louis Vuitton, a mirror that's way cheaper, it's, like, half off.
	You find that in those stores, it's way better than buying it from the store.
	So this idiot Donkey D. Luffy says Meyer needs to work on his fashion.
	No, I don't, idiot, and I'll tell you why.
	Because I wear simple shit.
	Get a nice leather jacket, one jean jacket, whether it's black or regular jeans, get a pair of black jeans, get a pair of dark navy jeans, and then get a pair of light jeans if you want.
	Right?
	Then, you get some white shirts and black shirts.
	You can go ahead and mix and match off of that alone and now you got a foundation.
	Get a pair of Chukka boots, Chelsea boots, and then one pair of black boots.
	They could be Chukka or they could be Chelsea's, right?
	You probably want it, if it's going to be black, to be leather versus suede because leather will last longer.
	Off of that alone, you're good, bro.
	You don't need nothing else, really.
	Okay?
	Like, if you want to go ahead and be more fashionable and all this shit, that's fine.
	It is what it is.
	But if you got...
	Those basic things, you're going to absolutely be good.
	Get a pair of maybe some white tennis shoes if you want.
	You can get some Nike Air Forces or some Adidas shell tops, whatever it may be.
	Simple stuff, bro.
	And y'all be good.
	If you want to dress up a bit, you can get yourself a pair of khakis.
	Obviously, get some blazers if you want to be more business oriented.
	I was talking more on the streetwear side, but obviously, go ahead and get a blazer.
	Obviously, you want to have suits, too.
	You want to have at least one to two suits, one black suit, one navy suit.
	And then...
	One white dress shirt, one navy blue dress shirt, you know, a tie, whatever.
	You want to have something formal at least.
	But in general, bro, you guys are going to be fine if your stuff is fitted.
	I would absolutely take fitted clothing, right, that's not the most trendy, over clothes that's super trendy but not that fitted.
	Like, because there's some styles that just stand the test of time.
	Like, leather jackets are always going to be in style.
	You can fashion that with a bunch of things.
	Jeans jackets typically always stand the test of time.
	You get a pair of black jeans, a pair of navy jeans, and a pair of regular blue jeans, you'll be fine with that, right?
	And then if you want to go ahead and expand with khakis and then tennis shoes and all this stuff, fine.
	And then the boots I mentioned, chukkas, um...
	Get yourself some lace-ups as well, whether it's wingtips or the strap ones.
	I forget what it's called.
	Fuck, I forget what it's called.
	Something with the strap.
	Mongol strap, something like that.
	But yeah, man.
	Guys, it's not rocket science, bro.
	It's really not rocket science when it comes to...
	Wearing clothing.
	When you're in good shape, you have more options available to you.
	Now, obviously, if you're bigger, you're fatter, whatever, you can't get away with certain things.
	You gotta, you know, wear looser clothing, etc.
	But no, man, like, guys, I want y'all to be in shape anyway.
	Because, like, what's gonna happen when you deal with the girl and then you take your clothes off and your stomach all hanging over your belt?
	Like, you look crazy, bro.
	It's disgusting.
	I don't even know.
	There's no excuse to be fat, bro.
	There's no excuse to be fat.
	So...
	Hey, man.
	Yeah.
	If you can't see your jimmy, then shimmy.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Number three.
	What?
	Hey man, shoot me out of there, you know what I'm saying?
	Number three.
	This is very simple, but people forget because either they're excited, they get in the mood, and they go, I'm going on a date, oh my god!
	And they forget the basics.
	There we go, single monk or double monk, that's what it was.
	Yeah.
	Sorry.
	And it's going to be clean your freaking room, make it spotless before the date happens.
	Let me explain.
	More often than not, guys will go on a date, let's say they bring it, and it magically happens where the girl likes you, on some level, right?
	Goes back to your crib with you.
	She's like, okay, I'm gonna smash this guy.
	However, you open the door up, she smells dog, she smells old food, she smells maybe your shit.
	Who knows what she's gonna smell in there, right?
	Because you didn't clean shit.
	Now granted, she comes inside, she likes you, but now she's turned off.
	Guess what you just lost?
	The pussy!
	However, if it was clean, spotless, maybe, you know what, let's say you're lazy like me, hire a maid.
	100 bucks, cleans your room, cleans your house, good to go.
	But the point here, guys, is like, you don't want to have minimal distractions when it comes to Scoring.
	You don't want to have anything where she's like, oh my god, the smell, the look of it, it turned me off.
	You want to be as smooth as possible because you know what?
	You want to create the vibe.
	The vibe is going to be the mood you set in your place as well.
	Whether it's a car, whether it's your house, whatever it may be, you want it to be spotless.
	So she's like, you know what?
	He's well kept, a man of value, and at least he's clean.
	Bro, guys, clean your bathroom.
	That's a big one.
	She's going to use your bathroom.
	We know that's a fact.
	She's going to absolutely use your bathroom.
	So make sure there ain't no poop streaks in there.
	Make sure it's nice and clean.
	Make sure that you don't got no embarrassing medication in your fucking cabinets or whatever.
	If you got some weird medication, whatever it may be, bro, hide that shit.
	Nigga, if you got Bluetooth in there, hide that shit too, nigga.
	Yeah.
	Yo, put that shit in your...
	Far away, my nigga!
	Yeah, you gotta hide that, man.
	So, guys, like, make sure your place is spotless, man.
	Like, you wanna go, like Fresh said, you got a little bit of extra coin, go ahead and hire a mate before, you know, it's important.
	Have your clothes folded, make sure your room is clean, make sure your apartment is clean, make sure it doesn't smell, make sure that you don't got food lying all over the place.
	Like, guys, you don't understand, like, remember how I mentioned the vibe or whatever?
	You need to create an ambiance, right?
	Like, make sure that your place, maybe you can have some music playing when you walk in, like, If you have roommates, you can tell them more about this.
	If you have roommates, how's the best way to navigate that?
	Listen, bro.
	Because you used to do this.
	If you've got a roommate, you're down 10 points already.
	Actually, 50 points already.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I know a lot.
	I have a roommate.
	Yeah, bro.
	Nigga, you're going to ask me how to roommate?
	What's going on here, right?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Anyway.
	Try to live by yourself, guys.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'll be honest.
	I mean, have you lost opportunities from having a roommate before?
	No, but here's why.
	I plan ahead.
	Yo, Casey, my nigga.
	Shorty's coming over.
	Stay in your room, my nigga.
	Don't come outside.
	And by deduction, he's like, oh, what room is that?
	Hey, my storage room.
	You might hear some noise in there, but it's just my cleaner.
	The point is, I make up an excuse because there's noise in there.
	That's what you did?
	Sometimes, bro.
	Sometimes.
	But hold on, hold on.
	Here's the secret, right?
	After you smash, it don't matter.
	Because at this point, she can find out.
	Hey, man, I already smashed.
	The point is, though, make it as possible that someone's living with you, right?
	Anyhow, listen.
	Let's get out of here.
	It's too crowded.
	Let's go to my room.
	Turn the lights down low.
	Open the balcony up.
	If you've got a balcony, play some music.
	Set the mood.
	Balcony gang.
	You know what I'm saying?
	And that's it, bro.
	Because be honest here, right, bro?
	What's in the living room?
	Other than the TV and maybe some furniture?
	Nothing, right?
	But the goal is your bedroom.
	So go there first.
	Okay, so if you've got a roommate, that's how you navigate it?
	You need to tell your roommate to basically stay there?
	Stay in your room, my nigga.
	Don't come outside?
	Yeah.
	But to be fair though, like, I get it.
	That's how you navigated for all those years?
	Sometimes, bro.
	You know, he'd be like, yo, what's that noise I'm hearing?
	Nothing much.
	Just a headboard.
	But, you know, things happen, bro.
	But if you're an adult, bro, living with a roommate, it kind of lowers your chances a little bit more because obviously you're an adult.
	So just keep that, like, to the side until you smash.
	At least.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so I never knew that's how...
	So you just would...
	Just straight up say, it's my storage room.
	This thing, bro.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Hey, guys.
	I guess all of y'all got storage rooms now that have roommates.
	Whatever works, bro.
	That sounds like fresh.
	Hey, man.
	That's fresh.
	The less they know is better.
	Yo, man.
	This guy fresh, man.
	Okay.
	So, yeah, guys.
	So, now you know.
	When you have a...
	If you have a roommate, that's how you navigate it.
	But the point is, is the place needs to be spotless, bro.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like, it needs to be clean.
	Because it's very important.
	I had another one.
	Yeah, what's the other one?
	So, I would tell the girls, it's my chef.
	That's nasty work.
	That's nasty work, bro.
	I would time it.
	He's actually cooking food.
	And I'm like, oh, that's my chef, Casey.
	He'd be like, yeah, I'm a chef.
	And he's white, so even better.
	Wow.
	It works, man.
	That's fantastic.
	Listen, plan ahead for the occasion.
	Don't plan.
	That's a bad thing, bro.
	I mean, that's good, because Casey actually does...
	I remember, he's a good cook, and he would cook all the time.
	Yeah.
	So you would use the situation, I guess, to your advantage.
	Hey, man, the less you know, it's better.
	Thanks.
	Okay.
	You're going to be lying on girls, man.
	Yo, this shit crazy.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	The ones I don't like.
	The ones I like, I don't like to.
	Come on, man.
	The ones I like, I don't like to, man.
	Come on, man.
	I keep it a thousand.
	A thousand and one.
	Okay, number four.
	Yeah, false statements.
	That's the crowd.
	A thousand and one.
	How's it going?
	How's it going, man?
	Oh, man.
	Oh, Lord, man.
	Listen, man.
	I'm a corny individual, bro.
	I like making dad jokes, okay?
	Here's what it is, man.
	First is paying attention to Fedder, I guess.
	A little bit.
	A thousand and one.
	But that's a good tip though.
	I got you in my sights.
	A lot of the guys that are watching the show have roommates.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	You gotta navigate it properly.
	So that's what I guess you could do.
	Yo, what the hell, bro?
	Goddamn.
	Or here's the one that's kind of like dirty.
	Yeah.
	This is kind of crazy, but like, let's say it's your homeboy and it's your roommate, right?
	So listen, man, you guys have some hard times.
	You need a place to stay.
	That's it.
	You know what?
	No!
	Hold on.
	Now you look like a savior.
	Like a savior.
	Like, oh, he was homeless and you took him in?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Why you say yeah like that?
	Why you say yeah like that?
	Okay, I'm done, I'm done.
	Oh man, that was funny.
	We gave y'all some sauce there.
	You did that too?
	No, I've never done that.
	I haven't had roommates since college.
	I was fortunate in that situation.
	Life is hard.
	Once I got on the job being an agent, I was like, bro, I can't have roommates.
	I would have guns and shit, or my work laptop, or law enforcement documents.
	I was like, it's probably best if I just live by myself.
	And then I was in Texas, like in Laredo, Texas, bro.
	Like, nobody want to be out there.
	I was out in a desert by myself, so...
	There's nothing there.
	Alright, so yeah, there's nothing in Laredo.
	Okay, so next, guys, is...
	Alright, so now that we talked about you being...
	Oh, we should read some chats, right?
	Yeah, we got some chats.
	Yeah, let's read some chats, guys, and then we'll go ahead because we're like midway right now, alright?
	It's about halftime.
	Hold on one second.
	Shout out to Casey Redbird, man.
	He's an awesome friend.
	Yeah, shout out to Casey.
	Best roommate I've ever had.
	Good wing, man.
	Yeah, good wing, man.
	Some of y'all don't got good roommates, too.
	Like, Casey plays along and shit like that with whatever Walt said.
	Yeah.
	So, obviously, because, you know, Casey's in the game.
	He gets it.
	So, like...
	Yeah.
	You guys would be lucky if you had a roommate that's, like, aware.
	Some of y'all might have a roommate that's, like, blue pill and doesn't know what it takes to get laid and shit like that, and they'll be weirdos and stuff.
	So if you got one of those types of roommates, bro, like, I ain't gonna lie, man.
	You might need to go look for something else or just get the coin and live by yourself because those guys will hurt you a lot of times.
	Like, let's say your roommate's a dweeb or a dork, and, like, he doesn't listen to you or he'll, like, walk out and he'll be looking all dirty and shit.
	Because here's the thing you guys gotta understand, right?
	So...
	Girls put a lot of stake in social groups.
	If you have a friend that's a weirdo, she's going to think you're a weirdo too.
	Bro, unfortunately.
	You're better off getting a studio apartment by yourself than with a roommate like that.
	Yeah.
	Way better off.
	Yeah, man.
	So, yeah, guys.
	Like, having a weird roommate, she'll think you're weird too.
	Like, it's definitely going to decrease your likelihood significantly.
	Mm-hmm.
	All right.
	Can we get a Money Monday guest on to talk about working as a freelancer?
	Would love some tips for my design business.
	Shout out to Chris.
	Maybe he can come on and talk about his days as a graphic designer.
	Oh, cool.
	Yeah, we can do that for y'all.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we can do that for y'all.
	Chris is pretty good with freelancing, so yeah, that'd actually be a good episode.
	That'd be pretty good money.
	Yeah, and Chris is a graphic designer, too, by trade, so yeah, we'll do that for y'all.
	Why don't we think about that?
	Bro, that's going to be hilarious, though.
	Because Chris is such a bum, we didn't even think about it.
	Yo, to his credit, he did a good job on last show.
	I'm proud of Chris.
	He did a really good job.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, that was pretty good.
	That nigga bad.
	I've got you in my sights.
	Oh, man.
	With bacon, egg, and cheese.
	Silent Chaos.
	Hey, FNF, can you do a podcast on breaking down how you would treat each girl in your rotation and reasons why they should get kicked out the motor and moved up to one of your mains?
	Yeah.
	I guess we could, if y'all really want.
	That's more advanced, though, bro.
	Yeah.
	Having a rotation?
	Most of the guys in here are struggling to get one girl, man.
	So, I mean, we could do that, but that's, like, advanced.
	If you guys really want it, we'll do it, though.
	Yeah.
	Managing a harem.
	Take a honey pack before the date.
	Nah, don't do that.
	Don't do that, bro.
	Don't do that.
	The problem is, bro, if you take it, you don't smash, nigga?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, man.
	Nah.
	Yeah.
	You're like, yeah!
	It's going down!
	So I'm like, hell no, nigga.
	It's not tonight.
	Yeah, nah, man.
	Don't do that.
	I'm just taking a blue chew before you go on a date.
	You're going to be up all night.
	What the fuck?
	What's going on, man?
	Nah, man.
	Don't do it, bro.
	Don't do it.
	You're going to be a horndog, and you're going to make bad decisions to say dumb shit and do dumb shit.
	What you should do, if you're smart about it, and you know you're going to smash, take it right before.
	Say, I need to buy from real quick.
	Take it.
	Yeah.
	Do four play for, like, a good 20 minutes.
	My nigga, you ready to go.
	Yeah.
	Just saying.
	Okay.
	DG Bill, WFNF, WT. Cool.
	Cool.
	Albo Ace.
	Is it possible to put your vids onto a playlist?
	Rumble is difficult to try and find certain episodes.
	Ah.
	We'll talk with Chris about that about playlists.
	That's actually a good feature to have, too.
	Yeah.
	Thanks, Albo.
	Yeah, that's good.
	Okay.
	King Sam...
	Sam...
	Sammy?
	Sammy?
	Okay.
	Not in the right position to start dating or hooking up right now.
	Got evicted from my first apartment and starting from the ground up again.
	Advice 21, honorably discharged.
	Do you have an episode on insurance?
	Bro, you need to get an apartment.
	You homeless.
	Yeah, that sucks.
	That's number one.
	And here's the other thing too.
	Yo, since you got evicted from your apartment...
	Bro, that's going to ding your credit big time, bro.
	So your number one goal right now is to, number one, get a spot.
	Number two, get your credit back up because an eviction will absolutely hurt you and your credit score, bro.
	And that's not a good look because me as a landlord, bro, like, yeah, nah, it's not a good look, man.
	Bro, I mean, at that point, bro, you gotta start...
	Forget about girls, bro.
	You need to start focusing on yourself.
	Yeah, he said he's not worried about that right now.
	Yeah, bro.
	You need to get your money up and find a spot and get your credit back on point.
	Hey, here are my date night recommendations for all you musty ninjas out there.
	Valentino Omo Intense, Dior Humor...
	Okay, man.
	All right, y'all need to see the names right there.
	All these for colognes here, yeah.
	I've never used any of them, but...
	W Fresh, yeah.
	Honestly, bro, you need like two or three, my nigga.
	You don't need all that shit, man.
	Bro, who's out there going to be?
	Oh, yeah.
	Spray, spray, spray, spray.
	My nigga, use one or two, bro.
	Come on, man.
	Too much, bro.
	That's too much, dawg.
	Fresh and Professional at Lion to Chicks.
	Master of Deception, W Freshia.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Let me break this down for you, right, bro?
	You know what's crazy about this whole statement here?
	They lied to me first.
	That's true.
	Instagram?
	Makeup?
	Damn.
	Tell me that they actually love me?
	I'm saying that they lied to me first, man.
	I'm just returning the favor.
	And I'm supposed to feel bad for Lion, bro?
	And I'm supposed to feel bad for Lion?
	Hey, Moe.
	She likes me for me, bro.
	And I'm supposed to feel bad for lying, bro.
	That was a lie.
	Oh!
	It's funny, man.
	It's funny.
	Okay.
	I'm just kidding.
	Zaddy goes, top compliment I get from attractive girls that have nicely to smell good.
	Dress nice.
	Keep yourself sharp at her, gentlemen.
	Yeah, man.
	I'm telling you, bro.
	Girls will not give you a compliment, maybe on your looks, but how you smell, for sure they will, bro.
	They will.
	If you smell good.
	Because it's actually very rare, unfortunately.
	Yes.
	Because most guys fucking stink, man.
	Baby Wives for the W.
	Girls aren't going to want to smash your dingleberry out of the ass.
	Cleaning the ass up, you nasty mofos.
	Make sure to Floss Daily honorable mention for clone if you aren't brokey.
	Creed Aventus.
	That's good too.
	That's a good one.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	Baby, yo, you should have wipes, man.
	You should, like, bro, you shouldn't be using toilet paper, man.
	You should be using wipes, man.
	I'm not gonna hold you, bro.
	Make sure you clean, man.
	I'm not gonna hold you.
	Dude wipes.
	That's what we use.
	Dude wipes.
	I'm not gonna hold you, bro.
	Before I met y'all niggas, bro, wipe with toilet paper.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Then I was like, dude, this shit's dry as hell.
	Some dew whites came into my hand.
	I was like, this shit's kinda wet.
	Changed the life.
	Changed my life, bro.
	Now, it's super clean.
	And I'm lean.
	What?
	I don't know what that was, bro.
	Forget it.
	Nigga was Dingleberry's CEO. No!
	Now you're French for a CEO for real.
	No!
	Yeah, I'll tell you this, man.
	Yo, dude wipes will change your life, bro.
	They're not paying us either, but I'll tell y'all, dude wipes, man.
	Yo, y'all should not be wiping toilet paper, bro.
	Dude wipes is the way to go, man.
	Make sure you clean, bro.
	But hold on.
	I would waste a whole roll to make sure it was clean, though.
	Just to make sure it was clean.
	I was a player, alright?
	So don't sit down there.
	Bro, yeah, I got time, man.
	Just sitting there wiping all day.
	Bro, you could have took a shower, bro.
	Never get to floss.
	Yeah, facts.
	Flossman ninjas.
	I hate flossing though.
	When Myron said you got time to do his eyeballs, I was looking at Fresh.
	Like, you got some work to do if you fat.
	That's what he meant.
	Nigga, I'm in the gym, bro.
	What are you talking about, bro?
	I'm in the gym, bro.
	I can try to start proms for no reason, bro.
	Yeah, he is.
	Yo, Vegeta's better, bro.
	Yeah, man.
	Shut your dumbass up, bro.
	Come on, bro.
	You out there in California still talking shit, man.
	You probably wear some Dickies right now, some dirty-ass white socks all the way up to your fucking knees.
	You what up, weirdo?
	What up, cuz?
	Yeah, what up, kid?
	You crip walking with dirty white beater on, man.
	Fuck outta here, bro.
	Bandana in the wrong pocket, man, you bum.
	Shut the real ones, though, bro.
	Fuck outta here, man.
	You're not a real one, bro.
	You about to take a BART train to your fucking job at the fucking subway, you fucking bum.
	You taking a subway to go to the subway, nigga.
	Hey, man, cook at this bum-ass dude, man.
	Okay.
	That's it?
	What else do we got here?
	That's all.
	That's it?
	All right, cool.
	Number four.
	Plan two or three places beforehand for a date.
	Now, granted, you should know where you're going before you go on a date because you're planning the date.
	So having maybe a drink spot, a lounge spot, Maybe a quick bite spot.
	Whatever you normally do for yourself, you just bring in a plus one to add to your fun.
	So my thing is like, guys, a date should be fun for you and for her.
	However, she doesn't know your lifestyle.
	She doesn't know you.
	So bring her into it as a plus one where you're having fun already.
	She's joining for the fun.
	And if you're smart about it, let's say you go, for example, to certain lounges, certain restaurants, the staff should know you.
	For example, oh, Mr., uh...
	Fresh, good to see you again.
	Or whatever your name is, right?
	Whatever you go by.
	Good to see you again, bro.
	Dap you up.
	Show you love.
	You skip the line.
	You want to have social proof wherever you go.
	So having multiple venues that dictates that gives you a lot of leverage when it comes to looking good.
	So offer, guys.
	Have spots that you go to all the time.
	Bring her as a plus one.
	And I recommend maybe a chill-alone spot, maybe a drink spot if you want to, and then back to your crib.
	Two to three.
	You don't need more than that.
	It's kind of OD. But multiple kids will lead to multiple experiences, lead to multiple, I want to say, advantages to looking good in front of her as well.
	Yeah.
	Guys, this is where a lot of guys mess up.
	You take her to a spot that's not that fun or weird or whatever, or you take her somewhere that you're not able to build up a little bit of sexual tension.
	And again, this is based on your strengths, okay?
	Everybody is different.
	If you're a guy where, you know...
	You're a good talker, you're able to hold a conversation, etc.
	The first place you want to take her to is somewhere where you guys can sit down and talk.
	It could be a coffee, it could be a drink outside a bar, whatever it may be, a rooftop spot, whatever it is, where the music isn't too loud.
	Then, if it works out good, then you can take her to somewhere else where you guys can get a little more intimate.
	A lounge, hell, even maybe a club where you guys can dance.
	But the point is that you need to have a plan.
	How you plan is up to you, but you need to have a plan, all right?
	And what I want you to also do is when you have this plan is you tell her, and this kind of segues perfectly into the next thing, you tell her what to wear, all right?
	And the reason why we say this, guys, is that guys don't plan dates like that anymore, and guys aren't creative.
	So you want to plan a date, tell her what to wear, pretty much you want her to focus on just coming and being pretty and just having a good time.
	Like, you don't want to stress out like, oh, is he going to make me pay half?
	Oh, is he going to be weird?
	Oh, is it not going to be fun?
	Et cetera.
	So you want to pay for the date.
	And this kind of all ties in together, right?
	So planning the place, telling her what to wear, and then pay for everything.
	Those three things.
	They're three steps, but they're all together, right?
	And the reason why, guys, is that these three things shows leadership, it asserts dominance, and it puts the girl in her feminine, okay?
	I can't tell you guys how many times girls go on dates, and what they won't tell you is that they're nervous that you might try to get them to pay half the bill, all right?
	Yeah.
	And you don't want her to feel that way because she's not going to be in her feminine, guys.
	Ask a girl who dating is nowadays.
	She's gonna say, oh, they don't plan dates, they don't want to pay, and more importantly, they have no plan at all.
	They just wing it.
	They kind of wing it.
	They take her to like some, it could be like Goku's bum ass.
	He'll take her to somewhere where he work at.
	Trying to get a half off on a chicken breast sandwich.
	Hey, my boy Robbie there, he gonna hook it up.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Nigga, crib walking while the sandwich is being made and shit like that.
	You don't want to be like that, bro.
	Yeah.
	With some dirty chucks and some dickies on, you know what I mean?
	With the button at the top and the shit going like this, looking like a big ass hay.
	Like, nah, man.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You don't want to do that shit.
	So, guys, make sure that you have a plan, it's a good plan, and you have your shit together, all right?
	Because one of the biggest complaints that girls give nowadays is that guys don't plan dates.
	And on top of that, they don't pay for dates.
	And the other thing too, obviously don't take her to Nobu or a super expensive spot.
	Don't do that off-rip, guys.
	See, if you're going to do something like that where you take her to a nice spot on a first date, number one, you need to know what you're doing.
	You need to be more advanced.
	And hopefully you have done some screening before that.
	Because that's an ambitious play when you do that.
	And you want to make sure that you really screen the girl out before you do something like that.
	But the point is that you need to have a plan.
	You need to pay for it, so make sure that it's within your budget.
	It's not gonna fucking break the bank at all.
	It's something that you can easily afford, no problem.
	And it's a couple of places, and then like Fresh said, you want some social proof.
	Maybe you know the bartenders.
	Maybe you know the guy that lets you in.
	Because all this stuff is very important, guys, because when people in the service industry greet you or say what's up or whatever, it's social proof.
	And to women, that's really important.
	Remember, she doesn't know you like that yet.
	So she's gonna judge you Very strongly off of all the interactions and how people perceive you.
	So if people perceive you as like, oh, this guy's really cool, blah, blah, blah, it's gonna put her at ease.
	Your goal, guys, when you're going on a date, is you want her to be as relaxed as possible.
	Because guess what happens when she's not relaxed?
	You ain't gonna get laid, motherfucker.
	If she's stressed out, oh, am I gonna pay half?
	Oh, I don't know what to wear.
	Oh, I don't know where we're going.
	Oh, I gotta tell them where we gotta go and shit like that.
	It's an L, bro.
	You need to plan a date.
	And the other reason why it's important for you to plan a date is because you deal with some girls, right?
	There's some girls that will sit there and tell you, oh, I wanna go here.
	No, man, that's not how this is gonna go because what she's gonna do, she's gonna pick the most expensive steakhouse in town, right?
	There's some girls that are like professional serial daters where they'll sit there and they'll go with the guy.
	And they'll be able to finesse it and be like, oh, I want to go here.
	I've never been here before.
	And that dumb guy, okay, I'll take you.
	Monkey Simp.
	And he takes her there.
	He's paying $500, $600 at Nobu, right?
	Thinking, oh, I might get laid because I took her where she wanted.
	Now, next thing you know, oh, I'm tired.
	I got work tomorrow.
	Bye.
	And then she goes and gets plowed by some other fucking dude.
	So, don't be that guy, guys.
	And she got her free meal.
	Her free meal off you.
	Because you're stupid and you didn't plan ahead.
	And you want to offer her lead.
	Guys, you always plan a date.
	You have two to three cool places.
	You tell her what to wear.
	You control the frame in every single situation.
	And then you be excited.
	Oh, it's a secret we're going to go next.
	Yes.
	Or you could tell her, oh, if you behave, I'll take you to this cool spot that I know.
	Something like that.
	Like, you want to kind of keep her at the edge of her seat the whole time.
	Here's one of my lines you can use.
	I'm going to surprise you.
	She might say, oh, I don't like surprises.
	You're going to like mine.
	You're going to love mine, actually.
	And you go through with it.
	There's a lot of surprises, bro.
	No, I mean, something.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They might try to be a smartass or some shit.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	For sure.
	But also, guys, like Myron said, you're creating experiences at each location to show social proof, but at the same time, have an experience where they want to be around you and like you.
	So, comfort, pretty much.
	Yeah.
	But at the same time, guys, I mean, this goes without saying, but like, bruh, like, if she's a mildly attractive girl, don't take her to Subway or fucking Burger King or McDonald's or some shit.
	They could try to do the 4 for 4.
	Like, bruh, like, you know, that's funny and shit.
	Like, it's hilarious.
	But like, guys, I mean, I hate I have to even say this shit, but don't do that.
	Listen.
	You can find a local spot that's not a fast food spot that you like that's cheap as well.
	Yeah.
	It doesn't have to be McDonald's because you're trying to look cool, man.
	I go, oh, look at McDonald's.
	You'll be still smashed.
	Nigga, what are you trying to prove, bro?
	The only chick that's going to accept that is some good rat.
	Disgusting creature.
	Oh, my God.
	Listen.
	Listen.
	Tacos are cheap, inexpensive, and good food, bro.
	Two dollars for two-dollar tacos.
	Yeah, man.
	Go over there.
	We'll go to McDonald's.
	Yeah, man.
	Don't do that, bro.
	It's not even out there anyway.
	I'm so cool, bro.
	Yeah.
	Look at my McDonald's and Wendy's with a girl.
	Yeah.
	Four for four.
	Yeah, man.
	All right, bro.
	Congrats.
	Congrats, bro.
	Come on, man.
	Dude, what are you trying to...
	It's funny, bro.
	It's funny.
	Yeah.
	It's funny, but, bro, don't do that, man.
	I don't want to eat there myself.
	Y'all niggas ain't blue-faced, man.
	Why am I going there, bro?
	Damn, man.
	You can do some dumb shit like that thinking you're blue-faced.
	You're going to end up with blue balls, man.
	What's in that song?
	What is it?
	With DDG? Calabasas.
	Yeah.
	We're walking in Calabasas.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We're rich nigga take on a cheap date, you know what I mean?
	Oh, man.
	Thinking, oh, yeah, I'm about to get this shit.
	Next thing you know, you end up with blue balls, man.
	Literally.
	No jokes.
	You can be like Goku, bum-ass, got the blue flag on the wrong side with your dumb-ass blue dickies on looking stupid.
	Taking a McDonald's.
	Little nigga breathe, bro.
	Damn.
	Little nigga breathe.
	Okay.
	What's up with you and Dickies, bro?
	Listen to this song.
	Check out that rich nigga take her on cheap date.
	Then you end up at your fucking trap house with the blue balls, nigga.
	She gone.
	Blue's Clues.
	She out of there.
	She for real.
	She out of there.
	She gone.
	She gone, nigga.
	Here's the other thing.
	Yo, if you guys live in a shitty neighborhood or some shit, we should have said this shit before.
	Yeah.
	Yo, you live in a shitty neighborhood, you live with your mama or some shit, nigga, get a hotel or some shit.
	Something.
	Or if you want to take it to the next level, Go to Airbnb and say, this is my spot.
	Yeah.
	Don't do that.
	I'm kidding.
	Look, guys.
	When I talk to you, bro, I'm kidding half of the time, okay?
	No, you're not.
	I'm just saying, bro.
	To be real, like, you don't want to do that.
	That's fucked up, right?
	But what you do want to do is not do it at your mom's house.
	Put me in the car.
	That's better than doing at your mom's house.
	Yeah, or if you live in a shitty neighborhood, bro, like, unless she a hood chick, man, I don't know.
	We got roaches and shit?
	Oh, no.
	Bro, you know what?
	What do you see, bro?
	What?
	I would time it.
	Whenever my mom is home, I'd be like, yo, listen, I'm working on this project.
	I'll let you know when I finish.
	My mom goes to church.
	Hey, man, I'm free now.
	Come over right now.
	Hey, you gotta make it happen, bro.
	Whatever works.
	She's not home.
	It's my house now.
	Yeah.
	It's my house now.
	Yeah.
	It's my house now, nigga.
	Did you use church?
	Well, maybe not church, but something else.
	Yeah.
	I believe it's church.
	Yeah.
	Anything, bro.
	Anything.
	It could be anything.
	But yeah, yeah.
	That's another thing.
	So for y'all that, like, don't got your own spot.
	You live in a shitty ass neighborhood, bro.
	Again, you don't want to get judged, so you might have to make some improvisation.
	So whether it's a hotel or Airbnb, get that handled, man.
	Yeah, for real.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Final point.
	Oh, and always make sure the places that you pick are close to your spot, guys.
	Logistics.
	Logistics are half the game, baby.
	Half the game.
	I mean, shoot, that should be a no-brainer, but...
	Yeah, but we got to make sure we say that.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	All right.
	Um...
	Okay.
	I think this is the last one, yeah.
	Okay, so we got JLB Fitness goes, I have a friend who jerks off on a daily basis.
	Okay?
	How do you know?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Pause.
	Pause.
	Pause, man again.
	How do you know this?
	How do you know your friend jerks off every single day?
	Why do you know that?
	Why do you know that?
	That's kind of awkward.
	Okay.
	Ow!
	Okay.
	He watches...
	Corn.
	And Master...
	Okay.
	So IG Models like, oh man.
	Wow.
	So those six aren't even bad.
	Summer Rae?
	Rufy Barron?
	Rufy Barron?
	My nigga.
	My nigga.
	You could do way better than that, man.
	I don't know if you're trolling, bro.
	Come on.
	He says he was going to stop, but keeps getting drawn back into any advice you guys give to him.
	Bro, we have an episode on that.
	How to stop, you know.
	You know what's crazy?
	Watching that stuff.
	It's a disease, bro.
	If you've ever met some of these women in person, bro, they don't look the same, bro.
	Facts.
	So you're jerking off to a little AI bot, because that's not her, bro.
	Facts.
	That's wild.
	These girls don't look like their pictures, guys.
	No, bro, they don't.
	They really don't, man.
	Everything that glitter ain't gold.
	No, definitely not, bro.
	It ain't glitter and shit.
	But, uh...
	Yo, your nigga's sitting there watching that video like, I've got you in my sights.
	And the next thing you know, you meet her person.
	Nope.
	Yeah, man.
	That's crazy.
	She only give you a chance, nigga.
	Might be like a chance, bro.
	Oh, man.
	That nigga's watching a girl thinking she a 10, bro, but she a 4 in real life, man.
	What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
	That's filters, Photoshop, face masks, everything.
	Yeah, man.
	She a 4 in real life, but she thinks she's better than a 4 for 4.
	Come on, man.
	Alright.
	What do we got here?
	Ray says, any chance y'all can raise the mic volume?
	It's pretty quiet.
	We did.
	Oh, okay, we did?
	Alright.
	Your speakers are probably just trash, man.
	Facts.
	Probably listen to some fucking Zenith TV or some shit from the 1980s.
	Disposable Toilet says, any tips on setting up multiple dates?
	Fresh, you're a pro at this.
	You want to talk about that?
	Yeah, yeah, so...
	I think he's talking about...
	I'm assuming multiple days to avoid flaking.
	Yeah, so...
	Stacking.
	Guys, the key is that, like, when it comes to, like, dating, you have to understand it's a numbers game.
	So you might have a girl set up for a date.
	She might flake.
	She might say, listen, it's getting late.
	I got work in the morning.
	I can't come anymore.
	Or a friend said, let's go to this spot.
	She said, I'm going to go with my friend.
	Or a cat might have died.
	You know, a cat might have died right before you were taken on a date, you know?
	It can happen.
	The point is that, like...
	On some level, she may flake.
	So to avoid flaking, here's a counteraction you could take to actually help this situation, which is basically set up multiple dates.
	Now, stagger it so it's like one hour behind, so you're not really messing up the actual time frame.
	And if the girl's cool, cancel the rest that were set up afterwards and keep with that same date.
	However, let's say the date sucks, like she's terrible or she flaked, well then guess what?
	An hour later, another girl's coming because you plan three dates in one night.
	So my thing is, I would plan two to three dates in one night.
	And if one filled, cool.
	Got it.
	Understandable.
	Hey, maybe she just flaked because her cat died.
	That's a joke.
	We know the real reason she flaked.
	And to be honest with y'all, girls do this.
	See, here's the thing.
	When women date, they stack all the time.
	The difference is, like...
	Men don't flake on dates, rarely, right?
	So, with girls, what they'll do is they'll have the options light up, and they always go with the best option.
	Okay, this guy's offering me a yacht party.
	This guy's offering me the club.
	This guy's offering me dinner over here.
	A mansion party.
	Yeah, a mansion party.
	You never know.
	So, what girls do is they'll always go with the best option.
	So, they're literally doing the same thing, right?
	So, don't feel bad if you do this.
	Now, my thing is, I don't...
	So me personally, I didn't like to stack because it was just too much work and a headache.
	So what I would do is I would just make sure I screened the hell out of the girl so I make sure that it wasn't going to deal with flakes.
	But if you're working a lot of leads, etc., then yeah, you can absolutely stack.
	It's actually a smart way to go about it so that if a girl does flake, you don't got to deal with that.
	Because let's be honest here, guys.
	We know that the female flake rate in 2024 is astronomical.
	I would argue...
	It is the number one reason.
	It is the number one problem that men deal with in modern dating today is females flaking.
	That's number one.
	It is what it is.
	That's the biggest issue because girls have more options than ever before.
	Guys are like, let's keep it a thousand.
	It's Instagram.
	It's dating apps.
	It's social circle.
	If she lives in a major city, you already know she's going to have a bunch of options, man.
	That's just what it is.
	The best way to deal with it is either A, you screen and you do a FaceTime call with her, build a connection so that You can mitigate the risk, but obviously you can still flake.
	So you can stack the dates like first we're saying.
	Listen, you want to avoid getting mad at all costs.
	Because listen, time is valuable.
	You don't want to waste time.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Y'all ever see me mad on the show?
	Other than last show?
	Not really, right?
	And whatever you do, yo, guys, if she does flake on you, bro, please don't send a message cursing her out or anything like that.
	Don't do that.
	Because here's the thing, bro.
	When she flakes on you, she's looking for any excuse to feel like she made the right decision.
	This is girl brain.
	Oh, I flaked on him.
	I know this is a really shitty thing to do.
	So let's see how he responds.
	And if you go and you swear her and you, whatever, she's like, oh, he's a psycho.
	I knew I made the right decision.
	It was in the stars.
	They'll say some stupid shit like that to rationalize their stupid decision or their fucked up decision.
	So you don't want to play into that.
	And make her think she got the right decision.
	So you can just be like, you can do two things.
	You can either A, be like, alright, no problem.
	Or B, you know, you can do what I do, just don't respond.
	Like, fuck you.
	Like, block her or whatever the hell it is.
	So it's up to you how you want to deal with it.
	Or like, if you've...
	If she flakes and it's legit, you could give it another shot, too.
	It's up to you and, like, the girl.
	Like, every situation is different.
	Sometimes it's valid.
	Sometimes it's not valid.
	Only you really know it.
	So the thing is, though, is that, like, whatever you do, don't curse her out and talk a bunch of crap because then all you're doing is going to make her realize, like, oh, I made the right decision.
	Because she's looking for any excuse to rationalize her bad behavior.
	Yeah, it could be a shit test, too, by the way.
	I would say this.
	You want to be indifferent.
	Doesn't matter if she flicked or not.
	Cool.
	You know what?
	No problem.
	And what I do is...
	And here's one more thing, too.
	Like, yo, guys, there's some fucked up girls out there that flake on you just to see how you respond.
	That's true.
	So they can put the response in their group chat with their girls.
	Like, yo, like, you got, like...
	Bro, don't get mad at it.
	Yeah.
	But I would say, if you're getting a lead list, like, for example, you got leads in your funnel, don't burn the bridge.
	Keep it there because you don't want to assume the sale.
	I mean, it'll happen this time, but, hey, maybe next week.
	Tweets from now.
	Her boyfriend broke up with her.
	She's single now.
	You never know what it could be.
	Yeah.
	So, keep it in your rotation.
	You never know.
	Yeah, patience can absolutely work.
	I mean, first, I've seen him, like, work at LEED for like a year and close it later.
	You know what I mean?
	It happens.
	Like, yeah, I'm not that patient.
	It's just your turn.
	But, uh, yeah.
	But, like, yeah, it's true.
	Because, like, bro, we told you guys this before.
	Oh, bro, she might see your Instagram.
	She might see you having fun, going out with people, getting lit.
	Oh, you know what?
	All right.
	Damn.
	I'll give it a chance now.
	I shouldn't have flicked on this guy.
	You know what?
	But she don't know.
	She's getting smashed.
	But yeah, other than that, it's cool.
	Don't get mad, bro.
	Don't do what I do.
	Don't do what I do.
	What I'll do is, like, she'll hit me up.
	Like, who's this?
	Oh, it's XYZ. I'm like, oh, you played games before.
	Fuck off.
	You're a killer, bro.
	You're a killer.
	Yeah, I don't care, bro.
	You got leads, though.
	You got leads.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like, yeah, they'll hit me back and I'll be like, fuck you.
	Like, oh, you played games before.
	Whatever.
	I'll call her out on her bullshit.
	There's no options.
	Like, yeah, don't give a fuck, man.
	But don't do that shit.
	Like, I'm telling y'all not to do that because that's counterproductive to the situation.
	Like me, I'm just like, man, like, nah, man.
	Because I look at it like this.
	I'm giving back to the community.
	Because, like, she'll treat the next guy better.
	Now she's like, damn, okay.
	Like, maybe I need to, like...
	Not be like this.
	Because, bro, some girls think it's a game.
	They think it's funny.
	So it's like, no, man.
	You fucked up your chance.
	So, whatever, man.
	Anyway, you get to choose for yourself what you want to do.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's up to you what you want to do.
	But I'm telling y'all, if you want to close the most of these guys, don't do that.
	That's me just being, like, you know, get some...
	Trust me, here I've seen...
	Get some revenge for all the guys that you've played.
	The damage, you know?
	He understands.
	Yeah, we know.
	Yeah.
	A little Brazilian?
	A little Brazilian.
	Oh.
	How to navigate living with family.
	I'm the main provider of the house.
	As a man, I could never sleep at night knowing they're struggling because I want me some cat?
	Some pussy.
	Oh.
	Yeah, I know.
	I'm sorry.
	Bro, you need to get Airbnb, nigga.
	You bring a chick back to your crib and you got a full family back there.
	What's wrong with you, man?
	Yo, that's wild.
	Yo, you need to work on getting out of your family house, bro.
	Like, get out.
	How do you say hello in Portuguese?
	Bom dia?
	Bom dia.
	Bom dia.
	But you bring her in and your kid's telling her bom dia and shit.
	What's wrong with you, man?
	You're getting some pussy?
	Forget about it!
	It was over.
	I didn't marry guys that have another apartment separate from the house.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Down far, further away, they bring girls there.
	That's a rich thing to move.
	Yeah, you need some money for that.
	Yeah, yeah, you need some money for that.
	I mean, you could do it in your car, but that's kind of comfortable.
	Nah, I wouldn't do that, man.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I mean, that's some amateur shit, man.
	You need to get up, bro.
	Yeah.
	Alright, last one, guys.
	Alright, this one is very important, right?
	So, a lot of you guys struggle with, like, having...
	Being able to hold a conversation with girls, etc.
	Let's keep it a thousand.
	Some of y'all are just some boring-ass niggas, man.
	Like, just keep it a million.
	Like, some of y'all are engineers, doctors, whatever it may be.
	You guys are just boring.
	Like, it is what it is.
	I get it, right?
	What I've come to realize...
	And I've noticed this from being on consoles with guys.
	The brighter and more intelligent you are, the harder it is for you to be social.
	I've just realized this with a lot of guys that are fucking brilliant, but they have social issues.
	So, if you're a guy and you like...
	You know, suffer from being social or holding conversations with women, etc.
	Do a little bit of research.
	Look at her Instagram profile.
	See what she's interested in, right?
	And try to steer those conversations towards things that she's interested in so that she can talk with you back, right?
	Because if you go in there and you start talking about Pi is 3.14 and, you know, the root of XYZ and, you know, oh yeah, I'm a doctor and I, you know, we're working on this medicine or some shit like that, whatever.
	She ain't gonna be able to contribute a lot of times, guys.
	And I'll just be honest with y'all, the hottest girls tend to be stupid, alright?
	I'm just saying it, alright?
	The hottest girls tend to be stupid.
	So, guess what?
	You're gonna go ahead and have to play at her IQ level a lot of the times, alright?
	So, research some things, have some conversation starters that Or open-ended that she can contribute to.
	Look at her Instagram profile.
	See what she's interested in.
	She's going to have at least one or two hobbies that you can talk about.
	And just do your research so that you can actually hold a conversation, man.
	Guys, you've seen the show multiple times.
	Every night with girls on the show.
	What do they love to do on the show?
	What do girls love to do on the show all the time?
	Talk!
	So guess what?
	You're going on a date with a girl?
	Let her talk.
	Ask questions.
	Let her be able to tell you about herself.
	I'll tell you this.
	First, she's good at this.
	What do you say?
	A lot of girls have an innate ability to be so conceited.
	And they actually thrive on telling you about themselves because to them it's like, oh, I'm the shit.
	I'm a queen.
	I'm special.
	This is what I gotta say.
	So by default, I'm like, okay.
	Now that I know this, let's use that to my advantage.
	Alright.
	We're on a date.
	She's beautiful.
	She's gorgeous.
	You know, she's nice.
	I can sit there and be entertaining.
	Tell stories from days to come.
	But then I realize, yo, bro.
	I'm tired, bro.
	It's had a long-ass day.
	So let's hear you talk.
	So I'm curious about your life.
	What do you do for fun?
	How are you?
	But you want to open up any questions because you want her to talk as much as possible.
	And then she tells you something and you're like, really?
	Tell me more.
	No way!
	That didn't happen, did it?
	No, stop it.
	No, stop playing with me.
	You've got to be kidding me.
	No, don't tell me that.
	Wait, what'd you do?
	And you'd be surprised.
	Just doing add-ons like that, like add-libs like that, nigga, it works wonders because you've got to understand, bro.
	Let's look at the Jim Jones updates.
	Young Jeezy updates.
	Yeah, let's get it!
	Guys, number one problem is messing up by saying dumb stuff on a date.
	So you want to minimize talking as much as possible.
	That's true.
	Say less.
	That's true.
	Trust me.
	Say less.
	Say dumb shit.
	And you get the bar.
	So listen, it's simple.
	Have her talk once in a date.
	Ask questions that are fun, exciting.
	And listen, the more you do this, guys, you're going to experience certain things you could do, like patterns.
	For example, I have patterns I do all the time.
	And it's simple.
	There's a video, actually, you could bring up on the screen.
	I did recently.
	Grilling.
	Guys, I did the same thing with Cheyenne.
	I did it with her.
	And listen, bro, she's an awesome girl.
	Shout out to her.
	But it's more like I'm just observing and questioning her life, her lifestyle.
	And it goes a lot to talk.
	So, I mean, it's just by nature.
	And I look good because I'm a good listener.
	I'm paying attention.
	I'm regurgitating what she's saying.
	Really?
	She didn't do that to you, did she?
	Babe, no way!
	And you'd be surprised, guys.
	I'm telling you.
	This goes so far.
	And...
	To be frank, most goals are very boring, bro.
	They're very boring.
	But when you add all these ellipses, it's like, really?
	You hide them up.
	It's gonna be boring.
	Yeah, you hide them up.
	No way!
	Guys, expression goes a long way at tonality.
	You want to always leave an expression in enthusiasm.
	Guys, I'm a boring ass nigga, bro.
	I got you in my sights.
	I ain't got a lot of charisma.
	You know, I'm very still.
	But when I get some pussy, I'm going to go crazy.
	Really?
	No way!
	I can't believe this happened to you.
	If I was that, if I was your boyfriend, that would never be me.
	So the point is that you want to understand, guys.
	You want to enable her to talk to you.
	But at the same time, listen actively so you can respond to her.
	And you'd be surprised, guys.
	If you can do this for long enough, she'll feel like, wow.
	I know nothing about you, but you know nothing about me.
	This is so weird.
	And by the time she said that to you, bro, you got it.
	You win!
	Some of you guys are boring as hell.
	So some of you guys, when you're on a date, bro, real talk?
	Know your role.
	I'm just saying, bro.
	Some of y'all just need to shut the hell up and let her talk, bro, because some of you guys say some dumb shit when you're on a date.
	Yeah, bro.
	You know?
	So, are we going to fuck out this thing?
	Some of you dumbasses will take a honey pack before the date.
	I'm really horny.
	So, we're going to fuck?
	Like, yeah, bro.
	Y'all niggas aren't Chris.
	Like, don't do what Chris did in the other episode, man.
	Yeah, Chris can do that because he's in the studio.
	Yeah, you do it on a real date, and then she'll be like, what the fuck's wrong, dude?
	You're a weirdo.
	Stop it.
	Leave me alone.
	But, yeah, bro, in any of this scenario, Chris would have failed.
	But to be frank, though, hey, it's Chris, you know?
	Now I get this drunk.
	drunk.
	But, all jokes and side guys.
	It's funny, yo, they can make a comment from the side and then, yo, the girls are like DJ Academics.
	What?
	Excuse me, what?
	But you're 30 though.
	But you're 30 though.
	Yeah, they're gonna say, yeah, nigga bumbles that shit.
	We're old though.
	No, no, no, no.
	He'll repeat it.
	No, no, he'll put the camera...
	But you're old, though.
	Yeah, there you go.
	Yeah.
	As if, like, reading his lips is gonna help.
	Yo!
	Chris, I love you.
	W. Chris.
	Henry Riz.
	Henry Riz.
	Yeah, bro.
	What the fuck, man?
	But number seven, guys.
	It's simple.
	W. Chris, we love you.
	It's hard because, guys, we want to talk about ourselves.
	You know what?
	So we give them two options.
	Yeah.
	You either A, research the girl and have some good things to talk about, right?
	Because that will be interesting.
	Or, which to be honest with y'all, this is probably going to be easier for a lot of you guys.
	Go Freshers route and just ask provoking questions in ad-lib during the day.
	Cause guys, it seems really interesting.
	I have friends that are very good storytellers.
	I can't fake that shit though.
	It's options.
	I do that shit.
	I am terrible at telling stories.
	My friends are very good at it.
	You, Justin Waller, those people.
	So I'm like, okay, that's not me.
	That's not my strengths.
	I understand that.
	It's fine.
	However, what am I good at?
	As the questions?
	Feeling like I'm interested?
	Like I should care?
	And overall, it's almost like...
	It's like a fresh actor.
	They understand that, you know, people that ask questions are in the driver's seat.
	So if you can do that, you can win, man.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So that's the options for you guys.
	And if you want a good example, watch the Greenland episode with me and Michelle.
	Yeah.
	Simple.
	That was fantastic.
	Yeah.
	That's a one-on-one on how to finesse.
	Yo, she was in love with you by the end of the episode, bro.
	Yeah, she gave me a nine point what?
	Two.
	Is that the highest one?
	That was the highest one.
	Yeah.
	There you go, man.
	That's how you sell a dream, my friend.
	And listen, guys, I stutter.
	If I can do this shit, you can do it too, my nigga.
	Yo, there's no excuse.
	I'm too short.
	I stutter.
	I'm ugly.
	Nigga.
	Fuck.
	Fuck all that shit, bro.
	Believe it yourself, bro.
	You can do it.
	Yeah.
	Facts.
	That episode was smooth, though.
	That episode was smooth.
	I'll tell you this, though.
	Mine was in the head the whole time.
	On Guy.
	Myron's cool.
	Don't worry about Myron.
	Man, guys, don't use my tactics, though.
	Don't go on there and fucking debate a girl, bro.
	Don't watch my episode and be like, I'm going to do this on a date.
	Nah, bro.
	We're going to be inferior.
	No, man, don't fucking do that shit.
	Oh, my God.
	Don't fucking do that shit, man.
	Listen, listen.
	Like, don't do that.
	We love women, okay?
	We just want you guys to understand, don't get mad at them for being who they are.
	Just understand and evolve.
	Adapt and make it work.
	Yeah, man.
	Facts.
	And one more thing, guys.
	Do not take this info.
	I think you're going to get laid.
	I did it on purpose there.
	Just kidding.
	No, but overall, guys, take the info right and look at it from a holistic standpoint.
	I feel like Chris right now.
	You host!
	You host!
	And say to yourself, okay, knowing this, I won't get mad.
	I'm going to have fun, enjoy the experience, and see where it goes.
	If you go with that energy, guys, it's a good vibe.
	If you go there like, I must smash tonight!
	It's weird, bro.
	It's weird.
	It's like, thirsty as hell.
	But if you're relaxed, you're chill, you're fun to be around, you ask questions, you go in at it too.
	Yeah.
	Some yad niggas...
	Some yad niggas...
	I'm not fucking leaving!
	The show goes out!
	Hey, man.
	Yo.
	Hey.
	Sometimes the show don't go on for y'all things, man.
	Sometimes you need to cut your losses, bro.
	For real, for real.
	You're going to be on a date like, we're going to do this.
	We're going to do this.
	Next thing you know, you end up with a Me Too case, man.
	Yo.
	Clearly, she don't like you.
	Yeah, if she don't like you, she don't like you, bro.
	Clearly, she don't like you, bro.
	Yo.
	It's obvious.
	Take that motivation and put some more work in, man.
	She's looking around like, could somebody save me?
	Just think of the straw of my life.
	Yeah, man.
	Help me here.
	Bro.
	Sometimes it's time to go on to the next episode.
	Yeah, man.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, for real, don't talk, man.
	So, yeah, guys.
	Things be out there on a date with a girl that clearly don't like them.
	Niggas are still going.
	You really hit the next.
	Sometimes you gotta hit next, man.
	Oh, we actually missed one, by the way.
	What?
	Screening before the date with a FaceTime call.
	Oh, well, we're assuming, okay.
	Yeah, so we're assuming, but...
	Yeah, we're assuming you actually got the date and she's not gonna flake on you and doesn't hate you and shit like that.
	But yeah, guys, obviously, you know...
	To mitigate flakes, do like a 15-20 minute FaceTime call with her, man.
	That way, because it's personable, she gets to hear your voice, gets to hear you talk.
	She doesn't think that you're a weirdo or whatever, because a lot of guys are weird, so you're going to convey yourself in a more congruent, honest manner.
	Because, let's be honest, man, most dudes like to text and shit like that.
	When she's able to hear you speak and stuff like that, and especially if you're a well-spoken guy, you're a good orator, it'll be good.
	Or you can do the first technique and just listen.
	And, let her know that you have a fun day planned for her.
	It's going to be fun, exciting.
	I'll be ready for it.
	And that's it.
	Yeah.
	Cool.
	Okay.
	Guys, recap it one more time for you guys.
	Number one, get your hygiene point.
	Shower, brush your teeth, shave everywhere, okay?
	Two, wear fitted clothing.
	Don't be fat.
	Three, have your apartment or your spot clean, okay?
	Hide your embarrassing medication.
	Make sure your toilet don't got no poop streaks in it.
	Make sure it's clean, alright?
	Make sure your place...
	And then it smells good.
	Food that isn't all over the place doesn't smell like dog.
	Next, plan a date out.
	Have two to three places to take her, okay?
	And obviously places where you can escalate physically.
	Tell her what to wear.
	Pay for the date, guys.
	Don't be a cheapskate, man.
	Like, obviously you want the girl to be in her feminine and be relaxed and submissive, etc.
	So for her to do that...
	She needs to feel comfortable.
	And for a girl to be in her feminine, bro, she don't got to pay.
	Tell her, hey, all you got to do is be pretty and show up.
	That's what you tell her.
	And you tell her what to wear.
	So you're asserting dominance.
	You're being a leader.
	You're planning to date.
	These are all very attractive traits.
	It's masculine traits, all right?
	And then lastly...
	Don't take her anywhere expensive so you don't have to like, you know, then the bill comes in, oh my god.
	Alright, so make sure it's affordable for you.
	And then obviously you have interesting topics to talk about or be like fresh and ask thought-provoking questions and, you know, act amused and interested.
	And guys, remember, going on a date is for you because you want to have a good time.
	You want to give her a good experience, so she has a good time as well.
	But you're doing it because you want to go on a date, get to know a little bit better.
	And if you smash, great.
	If you don't, cool.
	Might be a second, third date.
	Might never happen.
	Yeah.
	But at least you went into it with effort, having fun, and it happened where you both had a good time, and she leaves you.
	Because I'll tell you this, guys.
	Waiting seven days to smash is, I don't want to say the R word, but it's dumb.
	But a third day if you didn't smash, my nigga, drop that shit, bro.
	Third day if you didn't smash, drop it.
	Stupid!
	Yeah, at that point she might be on a fishing expedition.
	Yep.
	Alright, YoYoGoes, you guys discouraged spending money at strip clubs, but what's the difference in making it rain?
	At a strip club and buying bottle service at a nightclub.
	Both are a flex of money and status to get attention to women.
	Both paying for box?
	One is a write-off, one is not.
	This nigga, bro.
	Yo!
	Yo, my nigga!
	I get nasty.
	There's different levels to this game.
	You understand, bro?
	This is like...
	Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
	There's club game and then there's dumb nigga game.
	That's some dumb nigga shit throwing money.
	What you should do, bro, is look at it from a business standpoint.
	But that's just one aspect, though.
	Who said we're buying bottles, bro?
	Yeah, exactly.
	What's wrong with you?
	But let's say we do buy bottles, right?
	Well, I don't go to the club anyway, but...
	Let's say I buy bottles.
	Either for a client I'm trying to do business with, or for example, it's a write-off.
	So either way, I'm still winning.
	The point is that, like, guys, I do it for business.
	Y'all don't even do it for fun.
	That's just dumb.
	I think it's dumb, but...
	It is dumb.
	You know?
	It is dumb.
	Designer...
	Bro, I... And trust me, guys, we get it.
	You're young, you want to have fun, but look at your money, bro.
	You want to keep it more than spend it.
	I'm telling you.
	Yeah, man.
	Yeah, you throw money at a strip club, that's L, bro.
	And we don't spend money buying bottles.
	I mean, I don't even go to the club, but when Fresh goes, it's pretty much comp most of the time.
	Guys, I was with...
	99% of the time, I was comp.
	Sorry, 11 with Rick Ross.
	I didn't pay for shit.
	I pulled up.
	We had Bel Air the whole night.
	Had a good vibe.
	Talking business together.
	Shout out to my boy Kano and Lex as well.
	And it's business, guys.
	You gotta move smart, man.
	You gotta move smart.
	Don't waste money, man.
	Yeah, man.
	You guys over here spend a thousand dollars on a bottle of Grey Goose and Some of you niggas are so dumb, you can't even spell goose.
	You spell it with one O like an idiot.
	Like, bro.
	Hey, yo, like, send me out, man.
	Get that goss, man.
	Get that goss.
	You know, you idiots over here, you know, spending all this money on liquor and y'all can barely fucking spell.
	Like, bro, it's stupid, man.
	It's stupid.
	Liquor, dumbass jewelry, like, you know, guys, like, bro, stop being niggas, man.
	Come on, man.
	I'm just going to be honest.
	Like, bro, stop being niggas, man.
	Okay?
	Be smart.
	Be smart, man.
	Look at Fresh, man.
	He changed, man.
	He's no longer a nigga, man.
	Now he's like...
	Well, I'll tell you why I did it, though.
	You was about to say he's still a nigga.
	I said I'm a nigga, but like, I'm a smart nigga now.
	I toned it down a little bit, you know?
	Alright, what else we got here?
	Niggas getting bottles of Grey Goose.
	Grey Goose.
	That money's Goose.
	But for real though, like, yo, some of these idiots be out here, yo, I'm getting bottles of Grey Goose.
	Niggas smell Goose.
	Don't even know what a Goose is.
	That money is Goose.
	Gone.
	Q-W-A-N. Jake goes, strippers always talk about how they hate the dudes that don't spend, but do they deep down actually respect those dudes more than the ones spending and are more likely to hook up with the non-spenders outside the club?
	Absolutely, bro.
	They're more likely to actually hook up with the non-spenders because the problem is that once you spend money on a dancer, guys, you go into the customer frame automatically.
	And I know this from talking with, at this point, like, we've talked with over a thousand dancers on this show easily.
	And I've dated a few dancers myself, and they told me this.
	Yo, once a dude pays, it's over.
	Like, he ain't got no box.
	Unless he's paying for a box, but you don't want to be in that either.
	But bro, yeah, like, dude, hell no, man.
	Because you go into the customer frame as soon as you spend a dollar.
	It's a hell.
	Don't do it.
	Don't do it.
	Alright?
	And that goes for bartenders, bottle girls, dancers, like all that shit.
	Once you start spending money, bro, you're in the customer frame, she ain't gonna smash you.
	100%.
	And if she does, it's not even like genuine.
	Yeah, it's not genuine.
	Or like, you gotta pay for bucks.
	H3's triple chin ass can give fire tips like these.
	His wife gonna leave him, unfortunately, I'm sure.
	Yeah, bro.
	I mean...
	I mean, we're wishing the best, but that nigga...
	Yeah, man.
	They probably don't even smash, bro.
	Guaranteed, man.
	I can't see my dick, bro.
	Yeah, man.
	Like, this dude...
	I mean, he said he was depressed and he had, like, issues with, like, impotence and stuff.
	Bro, you think she's smashing that nigga?
	Man, hell no, man.
	Hey, FNF, can y'all do an episode on what haircuts to rock and not to rock increase your sex appeal attraction to the majority of women?
	I don't know if we could do a full episode on that, but as far as like your hair goes, bro, like every man is different and different styles look good on them.
	You got a big ass dome.
	You might not want to be like, you might not want to get a low haircut, man.
	Like you look like Chris, nigga.
	No.
	You know what?
	Hold on.
	You know what I think, bro?
	Do what you want to do, my nigga.
	Yeah.
	You know why?
	It's your confidence.
	You're confident with a whole cut, high cut.
	When you go on a date, what you're going to see your confidence?
	Whether you're bald or not.
	And then also what you're willing to deal with.
	Like, bro, like right now, guys, right?
	I got the waves, right?
	Bro, this is a lot of brushing, man.
	This is a lot of brushing.
	I got like four different brushes.
	I got a brush on the table right now.
	It's a lot of fucking brushing.
	All right?
	Like in between things, I'm going like this.
	You got to tell your barber, cut it with the grain.
	You got to go with a certain barber and shit.
	You know, it's not for everybody.
	Right?
	So make sure that you, number one, it's a hairstyle that you like.
	And number two, it's a hairstyle that you can maintain.
	Okay?
	Some of y'all got the long hair.
	Bro, you're going to have to, you know, get it cut off and trimmed, et cetera.
	So whatever hairstyle that you get, make sure that you have the tolerance level to maintain it.
	All right?
	That's another thing, too.
	Clayton Williams goes, drug driver here.
	Love what you guys are doing.
	Keep inspiring.
	Appreciate that, man.
	Talk to you, bro.
	We've got to close this thing out here.
	Who's your cousin?
	It's the big poppy of professional wrestling.
	Big cousin.
	Here it is.
	It was a great pleasure randomly meeting both of you guys this past summer.
	W, guys are awesome.
	I've got to go judge a sandwich.
	Oh, okay.
	I see what you mean.
	Yeah, we're going to have another sandwich episode soon.
	You want to be like about to own my truck?
	Bro, you can't even type, nigga.
	Like, bro.
	You want to be like about to own my truck, make it 100K per year, have an endless collection of Jordans, one pieces for fruit pops.
	Come on, bro.
	You're trying too hard, bro.
	This thing you're trying too hard.
	What?
	One piece is fire.
	What about taking my daily car on a first date or taking the weekend car with the Turbo WFNF? Bro.
	I mean, if you want to be low-key, then daily car.
	But to be honest, bro, at any day, what do you prefer?
	Because I think, for me personally speaking, bro, I'm going to drive whatever I want to drive.
	I'm going on a date.
	I'm going because I want to go.
	Yeah, but if you got a hoopty, don't pick her up in that.
	Yeah.
	Don't do that, bro.
	Yeah.
	Don't do that.
	Like, I ain't picking up no chicks in my 2200, nigga.
	I mean, you should, though.
	Nah.
	It'll be funny, but nah.
	Wait, I thought you did.
	Like, I'm not that dumb.
	I'm not that dex.
	I thought you did.
	Come on, man.
	You don't be carrying in these days.
	Yo, you know what I do, though?
	I'll pull up in a certain car.
	I'll be like, oh, I'm outside.
	It's a white Toyota.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I don't want to see how she reacts to it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And then usually she's like, okay, I'm coming.
	And she's opposed to it's, you know, something nice.
	Yeah, there you go.
	A little test, I see.
	But it's cool.
	She comes out, she sees the Lambo.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	I see what you did there, sir.
	Hey, guys, random question.
	For us black dudes, how often do you recommend guys with mini fro to shampoo hair when you work out a lot to avoid hair smell?
	Bro.
	Yo, you should be washing your hair.
	And here's the thing.
	I don't wash my hair every day because obviously you got the waves.
	It's not good.
	I'm washing my hair two to three times a week.
	Hmm.
	Yeah.
	And obviously, depending on what you do, I got like a shampoo bar, like a strawberry shampoo bar.
	Pause.
	Conditioner.
	I put that in there.
	Get lathered up.
	You know what I mean?
	You know, I got a whole video.
	You know, I did record a video on how to like wash in your waves and shit like that.
	I might drop it for y'all.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, literally, pause.
	I'm in the shower.
	I'm like showing y'all how to do it.
	Wait.
	No, no, you can just see my face.
	Oh, thank God.
	Come on, man.
	What do you think this is, man?
	I'm like, you trying to get us banned on Rumble?
	Nah, man.
	I'll put on Locals, if anything, man.
	Nigga, if we did it with you, it would have to be a widescreen camera angle, man.
	Oh, boy.
	Three cameras.
	Now, I'm fresh.
	I did that before.
	Got a BNB at the icon and said, this is my spot.
	It worked.
	Yeah.
	Listen, bro, they don't know.
	The nigga name is Keem.
	You already know that's a nigga.
	Keem Chilling.
	Keem Star.
	Change his name to Scheme Chilling.
	Have you seen this clip?
	I agree with you about why men and women can't be friends.
	Thank you for your book, Myron.
	Okay?
	We're bound on Facebook.
	We can't see nothing.
	Yeah, we are bound on Facebook right now.
	I remember I was going to link up with a baddie and she asked me over the phone, do you want me to pick you up or you pick me up?
	I said, come get me.
	She came in a shitty ass minibed.
	Do better, ladies.
	Minibed?
	Wait.
	Yo, pick me up.
	You want her to pick you up?
	Yo, what?
	What the hell?
	What was that?
	There's so much...
	I got so much...
	It's like, what's wrong with you, nigga?
	Yo, this is going to be saying the weirdest shit.
	He got to be trolling.
	- Bro, what the fuck? - Yo.
	- And this nigga be telling girls shake that hole and shit?
	Like what's wrong with you?
	Rapidly.
	Hey, what's wrong with this nigga, bro?
	He has some serious questions.
	Yo!
	It's been a few years and you said some very...
	Bro, you said some very questionable chats in.
	I'm starting to wonder, like, who is this nigga, bro?
	Yeah, for real.
	Yo!
	I'll tell you this, though.
	Minivans or double beds?
	If you know what I'm saying.
	A lot of space.
	Like, did you get in the van?
	Here's some candy.
	She can't come in the van.
	She showed up in a tinted out van.
	Like, would you get in?
	And then he said, do better, ladies.
	Yeah, do better, ladies.
	He is funny, though.
	He is funny.
	Shake that hole rapidly.
	Like, what?
	Shake that hole.
	Like, what the fuck is wrong with this nigga, man?
	Yeah, Mo can't breathe.
	He's been doing this shit for years, like saying weird shit, man.
	Yo, I'm starting to wonder.
	Mo, are you okay?
	Mo got a workout right now.
	Earthquake, earthquake.
	All right, what else?
	Okay.
	Earthquake.
	How do you not come off as a nice guy?
	Yeah, he was running.
	He was running away.
	Blending the date, man.
	Oh, be willing to say no and also...
	Hey nigga, do your job!
	And also...
	Come on, man!
	And also...
	Guys, you can be nice, but do what you want to do.
	I think for most guys, it's all right, I'm going to be an asshole.
	Bro, you don't have to be an asshole.
	You can be nice, but still say no.
	You know what?
	Nah, we're doing this instead.
	Oh, but I want to go here.
	Nah, we're going over here.
	Yeah.
	Just be...
	Tell your ideas better.
	Yeah.
	Simple.
	Yeah.
	Or, like, criticize her idea.
	Be like, I've been there.
	It actually sucks.
	It's overrated.
	Mike Davis says, fuck you, Myron, you bum.
	You goofy ass.
	Would never square it with me, punk ass.
	Show your face, bro.
	You sent 20 bucks to call me a bum?
	Show your face, bro.
	Like, what?
	It's the internet, bro.
	It's the internet.
	Like, what?
	Alright, man.
	Okay, Mike Davis.
	Alright, cool.
	Cool, bro.
	You're so cool, bro.
	What the hell?
	You're so cool, bro.
	Nice.
	Congrats.
	Like, nigga, who are you?
	Like, why are you so bad?
	Mike Davis.
	I guess Mike Davis is pissed.
	Yo, two dicklets.
	Done this nigga, bro.
	Uh, yeah.
	Should guys with the money hide their wealth when meeting women so that they know that- You know who you remind me of, bro?
	Like, just in my head, this popped up for all the OGs out there.
	You know, his name is Mike Davis.
	You remember that rapper on Smack DVD? His name was Shea Davis, a.k.a.
	Punch?
	He reminded me of that nigga, bro.
	You probably still wear baggy jeans and big-ass t-shirts, bro.
	My name's Shea Davis.
	My gungo blam.
	Yeah, we can fight.
	Yeah.
	You that nigga, bro.
	You look like the Irish fucking mascot for the Celtics doing this shit.
	Yeah, let's go.
	Let's go.
	Like, what are you talking about, bro?
	You weird old squirrel with me.
	Nigga, who are you?
	What the fuck?
	Niggas be weird, man.
	It's the internet, man.
	Bro, you probably still wear baggy jean shorts, nigga.
	Fuck out of here, man.
	They be the dustiest niggas that say dumb shit like that, bro.
	Nigga donated 20 bucks.
	Bro, you could have used that shit to go get yourself another white tee.
	Oh, wait, no, you can't find those anymore because they're not a fucking style, you fucking weirdo.
	Goddamn, man.
	Okay.
	YT was 2005, bro!
	Yeah, man!
	Nigga, I'm burying you in my YT! Yo, in my YT, yo!
	He's irrelevant.
	Goddamn, man!
	So, Yess says, should guys with money hide their wealth when meeting women so that they know that the connection is genuine and that they aren't getting just chasing money?
	You can, bro, but, like, for me, I do, like, tests.
	Just because I want to see over a period of time when people act.
	But I mean, honestly, bro.
	You want to show that you're financially stable, bro.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You definitely want to show that you're financially stable.
	You don't want to be like a bum, bro.
	You want to at least have like that type of like knowledge where like, okay.
	You don't want to be one of these niggas like looking at the receipt like analyzing and shit like, bro, don't do that, man.
	Yeah.
	Don't do that dumb shit.
	Because I'll tell you this, man.
	People are wealthy in all spots in America.
	For example, we've got money right now, but this guy next door has money too.
	So what's the difference between you and him?
	It's the vibe that you create.
	Yeah.
	Honestly.
	Yeah, man.
	Alright, cool.
	Guys, we're going to go ahead and have an after-hour show for you guys coming up soon.
	Yep.
	We've got some other ladies in the house.
	It'll be a good show.
	We'll catch you guys back here in a little bit.
	Peace.
	Peace.

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