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March 19, 2024 - Fresh & Fit

02:42:20

She Hired A WITCH To Put A Spell On Her Ex?!

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	Welcome to Fresh Fit Podcast, after our edition.
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	Working on it.
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	So we'll see what ends up happening, guys.
	Hopefully we'll get it back sometime in the next few days.
	But, yeah, no Facebook or no Instagram right now for either of us, whether it's the Fresh Fit account on Instagram or my Unplugged Fit or Freshman CO right now, they are down.
	And then also, yeah, that's pretty much it, man.
	Nowhere to find us.
	Rumble.com slash FreshFit, CastleClub.tv.
	And then Chris.
	Yeah.
	Go ahead.
	We got eight girls on the panel, seven new girls, and one hasn't been on in a while.
	So, shout out to the girls that came on.
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	Early hours.
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	So tune in on that.
	I'm going to keep announcing it throughout the week.
	So don't DM me and don't text me.
	Just fucking watch the show, man.
	Let's go.
	Thank you, Chris.
	Now ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, your body count.
	We'll start right here.
	Welcome to the show.
	My name is Anna.
	I'm 27 and I work in hospitality.
	Sorry, what was your first name?
	Anna?
	Anna.
	Oh, Anna, 27.
	Where are you from originally?
	I was born in the U.S. Where?
	Like what state?
	New York.
	Okay.
	City or?
	New York, New York.
	What town?
	Queens.
	Oh, okay.
	So yeah, you're from the city part.
	Okay.
	What do you...
	And you said you do something...
	Hospitality?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Highest education level completed?
	Associate degree.
	Damn, you're so depressed as fuck right now.
	You okay?
	Yeah, I'm fine.
	All right.
	Relationship status?
	I love it.
	I'm taken.
	Okay.
	How long have you been together?
	Like three years.
	Okay.
	How'd you guys meet?
	Through Instagram.
	Is that how you respond to him?
	Hi, my name is Anna.
	How are you?
	Yeah.
	Alright, parents are still together.
	Are they divorced or still together?
	His dad just died.
	My parents are still together.
	Oh, is that why you're depressed?
	Listen, baby.
	Listen, come on.
	No, it was his dad.
	It was not my dad.
	Okay.
	And then, fresh, your favorite question.
	Are you on perf control?
	No, I'm not.
	Okay.
	What's your ethnic background?
	I'm Venezuelan.
	All right.
	Cool.
	Chama.
	There you go.
	I'm not going to ask the body count.
	Fuck that.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Love the energy.
	Hey, y'all!
	Yeah, what's your name?
	My name is Kendra.
	I'm 19.
	My birthday is next month, though.
	Okay.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Jacksonville, Florida, and I live in Fort Lauderdale.
	Oh, sorry.
	I'm from Jacksonville, Florida, but I live in Fort Lauderdale.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	I am a real estate agent's assistant.
	So my mom's real estate business, I'm basically her sidekick.
	Okay, how's the education level complete at high school?
	I'm guessing you're only 19.
	Yes, but I recently graduated my acting and modeling program.
	I'm signed to an agency.
	So I graduated that in December.
	So, yeah.
	Good girl.
	It was like six months.
	Not too much.
	But it's something.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	Divorced?
	No, they were never together.
	My dad...
	Of course not.
	Not too much.
	My dad had a wife.
	And he lied to my mom.
	You know, the whole...
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	You know.
	But he wasn't really in my life.
	Yeah, we know.
	Milk.
	Milk.
	Oh my.
	Who was that?
	I don't know.
	No.
	Okay.
	What's your ethnic background?
	I am Jamaican, Cuban, Irish on my mom's side, and then I'm Dominican, Puerto Rican, Native American, and black on my dad's side.
	That's a lot, man.
	How many parents you got?
	She's a lot.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	In the best way possible, though.
	Yeah, in the best way possible.
	Always.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	Rosa.
	Rosa.
	Okay, Rosa.
	How old are you?
	I am 35.
	Where are you from?
	Where are you from?
	Ooh.
	Where are you from?
	I am from Las Vegas.
	I'm Cuban and Salvadorian.
	I moved here about 10 years ago, so is that considered native?
	Yeah.
	So you've been in Miami for 10 years?
	Yeah, baby.
	Okay, but you're originally from Vegas.
	Yeah.
	What do you do for it?
	I do property management, but change it up to some cam dirty business, but hey.
	You mean like...
	Cam modeling.
	Okay, so do you still do the property management or no?
	I do.
	I do both.
	Okay.
	They don't care?
	And they don't need to know.
	So by day, property, by night.
	Yes, like a preacher by day and a fucking dirty fucker prostitute by night.
	Why not?
	What the fuck?
	I didn't go that far.
	I know, but we had to do it all the way through.
	Why not?
	All right.
	Well, they're going to know now.
	Highest education level completed?
	16 years, so I'm a bachelor in criminal justice and a minor in psychology.
	Where'd you get your degree from?
	FIU, Florida International University.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	I'm single, baby, and I'm ready to mingle.
	What's going on, baby?
	Okay.
	Are your parents still together?
	They're not.
	Okay.
	Birth control?
	IUD, inside my pussy all day long.
	Are you single, too?
	I forgot to ask you that.
	I'm sorry.
	Yeah, single?
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Hi, yes.
	I'm Mariah.
	I'm originally from New York.
	New York in the house?
	Poughkeepsie, New York.
	I'm 25.
	Okay.
	Are you from the city?
	I mean, yeah, basically.
	Like, I would say Harlem is where I grew up.
	I moved to Poughkeepsie when I was 17 years old, which is about 35 minutes away from Manhattan itself.
	Okay.
	Going upwards.
	Why do you sound like A.C.? I sound what?
	Like Icy.
	I don't know why.
	It's that New York accent.
	I apologize.
	I apologize.
	I'm sorry.
	I can't help it, but thank you.
	Thank you.
	Let me talk to you after.
	Let me talk to you after.
	What are you talking about?
	Okay.
	But yeah, I live in Miami for about two months now, and I'm a bartender slash bottle girl slash manager of bars.
	I've worked in the hospitality industry for about eight, nine years.
	Alright, that's a lot.
	Alright, highest education level completed?
	I'm a high school dropout.
	Okay.
	And we need to laugh about that.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	I got my GED, by the way, and I'm single.
	Oh, so like it kind of canceled out.
	I got my GED, so yeah.
	I left when I was a junior in high school and I got my GED about a couple years later.
	Okay, so you got a GED. All right, so you do got a diploma.
	Yeah.
	Okay, are your parents still together?
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	Birth control?
	No.
	No?
	Okay.
	Body count?
	We don't count.
	I'd say under 30.
	Damn.
	Really?
	All right.
	Are you on birth control?
	Oh, sorry.
	You already asked that.
	Yeah, sorry.
	I meant to say, are you Puerto Rican?
	That's what I meant to say.
	Can I change the answer?
	Yes.
	We're Puerto Rican, right?
	No, I'm Cuban and Irish, 50-50.
	Okay.
	Happy St.
	Patty's Day.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Hi, my name is Javia.
	Javia?
	Yeah.
	Okay, how old are you?
	24.
	Okay, where are you from?
	I'm from Dallas, but I live in Plano.
	Okay.
	Plano, Texas.
	So that's where you live now?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so you're just here on vacation.
	Mm-hmm.
	What do you do for work?
	I work in the hospitality, but in the hospital.
	Literally hospitality, I guess.
	Highest education level completed?
	High school.
	Are your parents still together?
	I don't know my dad, but I'm a stepdad.
	My stepdad, he's been in the picture for like 20 plus years.
	Birth control?
	Yeah.
	Are you single?
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	Hi, my name is Anaïs.
	I was born in...
	Anaïs?
	Anaïs.
	Anaïs.
	I was born in Algeria, which is North Africa, raised in France.
	How old are you?
	30.
	Wait, 30?
	She looks so young.
	Damn, guys, over 30.
	Do you live in Miami now or no?
	Yeah, I live in Fort Lauderdale.
	It's been seven years.
	Okay.
	And you came straight from Algeria to Fort Lauderdale?
	No, I was raised in France.
	Oui, oui.
	Okay.
	That's the accent.
	That's all I know.
	You said Algerian and what was the other thing?
	France.
	Okay.
	Do you speak Arabic too or no?
	A little bit.
	I forgot a lot of it.
	Okay.
	But I speak French fluently.
	That's your main language?
	That's my main language, yeah.
	What do you do for work?
	I own a bar on Las Solas, Corner Lounge.
	Okay.
	Own a bar.
	Dirty bitch.
	It's called Corner Bar?
	Corner Lounge.
	In Fort Lauderdale?
	Yeah, on Las Solas.
	So Fouca Lounge.
	Do you own it by yourself or is it like a family-run business?
	No, it's by myself, but I have a partner.
	Okay.
	Highest education level completed?
	I have an international business.
	Business international.
	Where'd you get it from?
	In Paris, Paris-Dauphine, the university over there.
	Alright.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Okay.
	Body count?
	Or Chris?
	Body count.
	12.
	That's crap, bro.
	She's lying.
	It's not!
	It's not the cap!
	Bro, you know you're lying.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	No.
	Body control?
	No.
	Did you grow a Muslim?
	Yeah, I'm Muslim.
	Super Haram.
	Haram.
	Okay, what about you?
	Oh, okay.
	I'm Adriana.
	What is it?
	Adriana.
	Adriana, okay.
	How old are you?
	31.
	Okay, where are you from?
	I am from Fajardo, Puerto Rico.
	Okay.
	Alright, what do you do for work?
	I am a brand development manager for a delicious tequila, but I am using that to fund my dreams, which is paramedical tattoo.
	Okay.
	Highs education level completed?
	Some college.
	I studied science.
	Did your associates or no?
	No, no, no, no.
	I didn't.
	Okay, so high school is the most completed then.
	Pretty much.
	And then relationship status?
	I am very much single.
	Okay.
	Are your parents still together?
	No, they were never together.
	Birth control?
	Definitely.
	Monica?
	Oh, okay.
	I thought she was going to say not or something.
	Wait, you're Puerto Rican, right?
	Yes.
	You have kids?
	Yes, I have one.
	I couldn't tell.
	You couldn't tell?
	I couldn't tell.
	That's a good thing.
	I was kidding.
	No, no, no, but I have a 15-year-old.
	I started early.
	If you're Puerto Rican, you get pregnant easily, and I've not seen it fail yet, where that's a rule, but hey.
	You got a 15-year-old, bro.
	Damn you.
	Yeah, I got a 15-year-old.
	Wow.
	I did.
	Good job.
	Good math.
	Most people don't even, they can't even add.
	Young, what about you?
	Hi, I'm Mariana.
	How old are you?
	25.
	Welcome back.
	Where are you from?
	Thank you.
	I'm from Venezuela, but I grew up in Canada.
	What part of Canada?
	Calgary for 11 years and then the last year before I moved to Miami and Vancouver.
	Oh, so you live in Miami now?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm the manager for an insurance brokerage.
	Okay.
	High school.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	All right.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	Birth control?
	Yes.
	Body count.
	Under eight.
	You don't believe that?
	Under eight?
	You don't believe that.
	Is this an all single panel?
	Yeah.
	Not one girl has it.
	I mean, no, you said it.
	I said it was under eight.
	She does.
	Oh, yeah, she does.
	She does, yeah.
	You just forgot because she was so monotone.
	Might as well.
	Okay.
	All right, so I guess we could hit the first question.
	Can you use the first question fresh?
	Yeah.
	You got it?
	Okay.
	So what we'll do, guys, is we got a question that we're going to read first, and then we'll get into the chats and everything else like that.
	All right, just waiting for one more to come back.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	We need to.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay, fuck.
	Just cover it up, man.
	I'm not going, I'm going, I'm going.
	Yeah, just cover it up.
	Puppetidium sweating.
	I don't get it.
	Alright.
	There's tape.
	I don't care.
	There's bosom.
	That shit is crazy, bro.
	Really?
	Alright.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Sorry, guys.
	So, ladies.
	What is the craziest thing you've ever seen a woman do for a man?
	So, for example, maybe extravagant, maybe insanely, like, wow, why did she do that for a man?
	Stalking him.
	Like, what'd she do that was, like, crazy for a man?
	Or psychotic, yeah.
	We should say, the question would be, what's the most psychotic thing you've ever seen a girl do to a guy?
	Insane thing.
	It could be you, it could be a friend.
	What's the craziest story you've heard?
	Punches tires, maybe kill him.
	I don't know.
	We'll start right here.
	Kill him, goddamn.
	Kill him?
	Damn!
	Extreme.
	Um, like, I don't even know how to say it in English, but, um, like, um, I don't even know how to say it in English, sorry, I, like, juju, you know, you know what I mean?
	Like, like, pay somebody to do, like, like, some type of, like, dark things.
	Yeah.
	That's, like, the worst I've seen.
	She hired a witch?
	Uh, pretty much, yes.
	Wow.
	Did it work?
	Um, not sure, but it's, like, some dark magic, you know, when you pay somebody.
	Wow.
	Yeah, but what was the angle of this magic spell to, like...
	It's like, I think I remember that it was if you bring me, like, one of his boxers or something, like, they, like, do, like, some kind of, like...
	Did you do that before?
	It's like a lack of heritage.
	Is it like a love spell?
	Pretty much.
	I think that's the craziest I've seen, but other than that...
	Yeah, there's a school of thought where you can bring someone's piece of, like, hair or maybe something about them, and they can, like, do a spell because they're going to fall in love with you.
	How much does it cost to hire a witch?
	Just out of curiosity.
	If I remember correctly, it was like around $350.
	Oh, shit, man.
	Per hour?
	Just...
	For the spell?
	I think that was $350 for like the ingredients, and then it was more money for like the actual...
	To do the spell?
	To do the spell.
	Damn, bitch's rod dropped the rack to fucking get her man fucked up?
	Yeah, that's expensive, bro.
	Goddamn, man.
	You said I need two more spells.
	Yeah, you can't even...
	You gotta pay the Dark Magician, I guess.
	Dark Magician?
	What the fuck is going on, man?
	Discounts for referrals and shit.
	Discounts.
	You triggered my trap card!
	You got $2,500 to attack, but you gotta pay $2,500 to get him to attack.
	Goddamn, what the fuck, man?
	This is bullshit, man.
	And you gotta make two sacrifices to get that nigga on the field.
	- Oh, Goddamn, man.
	That was a Yu-Gi-Oh joke right there. - A little bit above the pay grade. - The real ones know what the fuck I'm talking about.
	But yo, real talk, you gotta fucking summon two bosses, get them on the field for only 2,500 attacks. - Goddamn. - Listen, man.
	- A lot of girls actually do that.
	You couldn't even imagine how many.
	Yeah, a lot of girls do it.
	Another Black Magician of Chaos.
	You got to use a ritual card to get that nigga out of the field.
	God damn, bro.
	That's so expensive.
	Nigga just hired me outside.
	I'm dark.
	God damn.
	All right.
	Fresh.
	All right, man.
	I think I always got to kill the joke.
	What's the craziest story you've heard or done yourself with an ex?
	Baby daddy?
	To a guy.
	No, no, no, no.
	That I've heard.
	I've had one of my friends.
	Sorry.
	I've had one of my friends really, like, one of their boyfriends apparently watch her do, like, large toys.
	I thought that was weird.
	Really?
	Yeah, like, he had a fetish about, like, watching her...
	Well, no, we don't want the weirdest thing that he did.
	We're looking for the most psychotic thing of females.
	I mean, she did it.
	So, I mean, that for me is, like, crazy as hell.
	Like, all kinds of sizes and stuff.
	Like, mmm.
	Alright, so I guess putting things in herself.
	Yeah, yeah, I guess.
	I guess.
	I like that.
	That's dirty.
	That's funny.
	It turns me off.
	What the...
	Realistically, like...
	I guess you consider that psychotic.
	Where are we?
	What about you?
	What is the most psychotic thing you've done or girlfriend has done to a guy?
	So, a friend of mine found text of a man with another girl and she shaved his head during the night.
	She shaved his head when he was sleeping?
	He was sleeping and she just shaved like the middle part.
	He had really long hair.
	Oh, he had a reverse mohawk?
	Like just the middle part and then he woke up.
	Okay.
	What did he do when she did this?
	He was just messaging some girl on Instagram.
	No, no, I'm saying like, what did he do when she woke up and she's cutting his head?
	Well, he was just mad, I guess.
	She left.
	She did the thing and then she just ran away.
	Run away, yeah.
	She didn't tell me the whole, whole story.
	Alright, what about you?
	I don't think I've seen anything too crazy.
	Just like, pulling up to the house unannounced.
	Oh yeah?
	That's pretty much it, yeah.
	Is that what you did?
	Huh?
	Me?
	Is that what you did?
	That was you, huh?
	That was you, huh?
	I don't know.
	Girl, you know.
	Stop playing.
	What about you?
	Yeah, see?
	That was too quick.
	Too close to home.
	Alright, what about you?
	I don't know.
	I know what I would do.
	I mean, it could be you or someone you do know.
	What's the craziest psychotic story you heard?
	Probably like, you know, fucking somebody within the same family, within the same brother or cousin or uncle.
	Who did this?
	That's sheisty to me.
	I feel like that's too sheisty.
	So therefore, that's probably the dirtiest shit I've seen.
	Who did that?
	I mean, a lot of bitches.
	Like a friend, a cousin?
	You'll be surprised.
	I've been seeing a lot of people who, when the bare minimum is not the bare minimum, they need to do more, they do that.
	Okay, can you tell us a specific instance?
	Like, what did she do?
	She smashed two brothers or something?
	Yeah, twins.
	At the same time?
	I have a friend who fucked two twins.
	At the same time?
	No, but one of them still with that other twin to this day, even though the other twin was in a relationship with her for five years prior.
	Do you think that's psychotic, though?
	I think that's fucking the same bloodline, baby.
	The same bloodline.
	Not even the same bloodline.
	You look exactly the fucking thing.
	Exactly.
	She's technically a lot cheating.
	So I look at him, I look at her man and say, ooh, I love you, and then still see your ex.
	Feel me?
	Like, yeah, that's some dirty shit.
	She has, like, the same physical body.
	What about you?
	Most psychotic thing you've done or a girl you know has done?
	I'm going to be honest with you.
	I like going to gay strip clothes because I know that a stripper works hard for their money.
	And I like to have my steak and wine at the same time.
	So I was with someone, and we hung out, we did Zennies, we did coke, we were dirty as fuck with the dildos, all that fucking toy playing.
	You what?!
	Yes, baby, yes, baby.
	So let me tell you.
	At the club?
	No, well, that too, but let's talk about this.
	This guy literally...
	This guy literally, I hung out with him.
	We hung out.
	He was a stripper, whatever.
	So I was about to drop him off at the stripper joint where he was going to work.
	That same moment, the bitch came to my fucking car and started hitting my car with her fucking iPhone.
	Like, get the fuck out your car.
	The guy says, run, run, run.
	So I hit her with my car.
	I back up and I run.
	The stoplight stops and I tell him what the fuck's going on.
	She tells me, He tells me, yo, like she's a crazy girl from whatever.
	I didn't know that bitch was behind me following me.
	She goes inside my car.
	My window was down.
	She goes inside my car, pulled my hair out.
	And I'm over here like, ta, ta, ta.
	What are you doing?
	The guy says, run, run, run.
	I keep going.
	She runs.
	I was going through a high-speed chase.
	Four stoplights.
	The motherfucking cops stop us.
	I'm in a 2016 Dodge Challenger orange car.
	You can't stop a fucking mango-colored car, bitch.
	This motherfucker's running.
	His face right now.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm just listening.
	Go ahead, continue.
	All right, let's continue.
	Once I stopped, I didn't know this motherfucker had drugs in his car.
	So you ready?
	Here goes.
	When I stopped in the middle of the highway, the bitch comes out with all these cops around us and says to me, the bitch has drugs in her car.
	So was it his car or yours?
	No, it was my car.
	He had a black bag of drugs in his car, in my car, and I didn't know he had that.
	So ready?
	So it was your car that the drugs were on?
	Yeah, motherfucker.
	Yeah, baby.
	So when we stopped in the middle of the road, This motherfucker puts his drugs underneath my car and says, don't move.
	Based.
	Based, dog.
	Ready, ready?
	I told the cop, I'm from Delray.
	I'm here to see my friend.
	She fucking crazy, baby.
	She crazy.
	The cop understood me and made us move to the Walgreens on the other side.
	In the meantime, the bag stayed underneath my car.
	Not the Walgreens.
	You ready?
	You ready?
	We moved the car.
	Listen, listen.
	We moved the car.
	And the drug stayed in the middle of a four-way street.
	So in the meantime, I get out of my car and at the same time I was wearing this I was looking like a prostitute, motherfucker.
	I was looking like a hoe.
	What the fuck is going on?
	Okay, so during this time...
	Was that too much?
	No, no.
	Continue.
	Continue.
	So the cop stops us.
	I get out of the car.
	The bitch, because she pulled my hair out of the car, she left part of her driver's license in the car.
	She says there's stuff in her car.
	So I get out of my car.
	She tells me who the fuck I am.
	I tell her, I ain't nobody.
	You don't even know who I am.
	She grabs her shit.
	The cops leave us alone, tell us to disperse.
	We leave.
	I go drop him off at the...
	Miami?
	No, this is not the Miami cops.
	I swear to God.
	Ready?
	No way.
	We pull out of the car.
	He says, stop right here.
	We're gonna pull the drugs out.
	We go from the intersection.
	I make a left.
	He picks up the black bag in the middle of the intersection.
	Alright?
	He grabs the bag.
	We go to the strip club.
	I drop him off at the strip club.
	You ready?
	Who the fuck's behind me?
	The fucking crazy bitch!
	The crazy girl.
	The crazy fucking bitch!
	I pull out.
	I pull out.
	I tell him, look, I don't want to deal with this shit, motherfucker.
	You deal with that shit, whatever.
	Oh, sorry, baby.
	So, I stay.
	I tell him, look, I gotta get out of this.
	I can't deal with this, bro.
	You deal with your fucking bitch.
	I don't want to deal with this.
	He tells me, leave.
	I leave.
	I hide my car.
	For 20 minutes, I hide my car.
	He calls me.
	He says, Rosa, you okay?
	I'm okay, baby.
	I'm okay.
	He was like, don't worry about it yet, bitch.
	I ain't ever gonna see you again.
	So after that, the bitch followed me for a little bit to try to find me.
	She did not find me.
	I've never dealt with a crazy bitch the way I dealt with a fucking hallucinated bitch like I dealt with that that day.
	And let me tell you, don't date a stripper.
	That was great.
	Logistically speaking, I got so many questions.
	Go baby, go baby.
	Because first you said we were doing everything with dildos and everything else like that.
	Did you guys hook up before?
	No, baby.
	So what was the relevance of mentioning that?
	Let me tell you something.
	I'm a free spirit.
	I have a good time.
	I met him there.
	We hung out.
	We had a good time.
	And at the end of the day, we fucked around.
	And during that time, we were fucking around.
	So there was nothing sexual on this particular day.
	No, there was a lot of sexual on that particular fucking day.
	I dropped them off after we fucked around for two goddamn days.
	So you start off the story saying we were doing things with dildos, whatever, and then you're driving him to the club.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And then as you arrive at the club, a woman smashes her iPhone against your car and he says, take off.
	Oh, I missed something for you.
	Then you ran her over.
	Okay, so let me tell you what happened.
	So how did you run her over and then she's able to miraculously get through the window and then hit you?
	So let me tell you.
	She on drugs?
	No, this is the problem.
	So when I got to the strip club and dropped him off, he told me, look, I got a crazy bitch.
	So before we were hanging out for a couple of days, he told me, the bitch knows that your car is in front of my house.
	And I'm like, what do you mean?
	She ain't that crazy.
	Don't worry about it, baby.
	That's what I told them.
	Because like, honestly, I've never dealt with- You said you were going to the club first.
	But listen, this was before the club.
	I am listening.
	That's why this doesn't make sense.
	Okay, so, no.
	Like, that's precisely why your story doesn't make sense is because I am listening.
	Okay.
	I'm paying attention to the details.
	Like, how do you run someone over?
	First, you're saying you went to the club.
	Then now you're saying your car was parked at your house.
	Then you said you ran her over.
	Then you said she somehow got her arm miraculously into the window and grabbed you by the hair.
	And then you were driving somehow and still hitting her like this.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I didn't give enough information for you to understand.
	Is that what you're telling me?
	I just want to make sure that everybody understand.
	No one understood.
	I just want to get to the part where Miami cops let you go.
	They just let me go.
	I've never had that in my life when the cop just let us go.
	I guess they had an emergency.
	It was not in Miami.
	But I guess they had an emergency and they just let us go.
	I never had that in my life.
	And then you said the cops were behind you chasing you.
	Yeah, yeah, for Forestry.
	But then you're miraculously able to get the drugs underneath your vehicle unbeknown to them.
	No, let me, I literally, he did it behind my back, love.
	I'm telling you what I saw.
	How did he do this while you were running from them?
	Baby, no, we stopped.
	We stopped and he did it when we stopped before the cops touched our area.
	So he put it underneath and he said, don't move.
	That's it.
	That's all he said.
	Did I say?
	That's all he said.
	And when he did that, I just stood still.
	She didn't move.
	I didn't move.
	The car was, the drugs were under the car, and that was it.
	That was it.
	I didn't move.
	When he said to move, he said to move when the cops moved first.
	When the cops moved first, he said to move and I moved my car.
	The drug stayed in the middle of the interstate while we were dealing at the Walgreens with the cops.
	I don't know what happened.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	That makes sense now.
	Yeah, I don't know what happened during that time.
	All I know is that the cops, when I got out of the car, she grabbed her ID. She grabbed everything.
	The cops told us.
	I'm sorry.
	Too much?
	I'm so sorry.
	Tell me.
	No, you just really suck at telling stories.
	No offense.
	You leave out a lot of important details.
	It doesn't make chronological sense and it doesn't jive.
	So let's just move on.
	Yeah, I think I'll just do that.
	Move on.
	Okay.
	Well, that's it.
	I understood it.
	I liked it.
	I don't understand.
	If you don't understand it, just tell me what you don't understand so I can tell you.
	That's it, because everybody understands.
	No one understands.
	- I don't know if you look, the chat is literally saying, like what the hell is she talking about? - Everybody understood.
	I just tell them what you don't understand.
	And I got it, baby.
	- There's almost 20,000 people watching right now.
	And they're all saying, what the fuck is she talking about? - So the craziest thing was a drug run.
	- Let's just say that.
	- I don't know if you look, the chat is literally saying, like what the hell is she talking about? - Everybody understood.
	I just tell them what you don't understand.
	And I got it, baby.
	- There's almost 20,000 people watching right now.
	And they're all saying, what the fuck is she talking about? - So the craziest thing was a drug run.
	None of them know what is going on.
	It was a drug run.
	But I don't care about them.
	Yeah, it was like a hookup.
	It was a drug.
	Yeah, it turned into something crazy.
	You're telling me my craziest experience.
	I'm just telling you, I just got someone.
	I hung out.
	Let's just make it simple for the simple people.
	I met someone at a club.
	We hung out.
	I found out she had a stupid, crazy girlfriend.
	She followed me.
	She hunt me down.
	She grabbed my hair and we went through a high-speed chase.
	There was drugs in the car.
	But you ran her over.
	How'd she grab your hair when you ran her over?
	Well, that was before.
	Like, okay, so when we were...
	Okay, she doesn't understand.
	Well, let's move on.
	Move on, please move on.
	He doesn't understand.
	Is it she or he?
	Because you specifically said you ran her over first.
	Then you said she proceeded to get her hand in and grabbed you by the head.
	And hit you, and you said you kept driving.
	And that was at the stop sign.
	That was at the stop sign, my love.
	Okay, it's fine, bro.
	Yeah, let's just move on.
	That's it, baby.
	If you don't understand, it's fine.
	Let's move on.
	I want to hear what was the worst thing.
	Me, personally, I don't really, like, do, like, toxic stuff, like, on my own.
	Like, I say, like, I shut up at somebody's house.
	But I have the, like, I have the right intentions.
	Like, I was like, if they don't answer the phone, after this one time I call them, I'm pulling up.
	So they didn't answer the phone.
	So I went to my house.
	I got a little rock.
	What?
	I like that.
	She got a little rock.
	You never know.
	Not a bass.
	I'll fucking rock.
	Exactly.
	I got a rock in the event that the girl is crazy or the girl that I thought was there was crazy.
	Like, okay, I'm crazier.
	So, like, let's do it.
	Or that's what I was on that night.
	I don't do stuff like that.
	Like, I don't care.
	But, so yeah, I pulled up, and lo and behold...
	Hold on, let him tell a story.
	So I pull up to the house.
	No, I rode my bike to the house.
	This was before I had a license.
	I rode my bike to the house.
	So you didn't pull up, you rode up.
	No, I rode up.
	Like, I rode up real quick, and I look in the window, and there's a girl in there.
	I'm like, my intuition was right, so I'm...
	Knocking on the door, he's asleep.
	The girl, I'm blowing up his phone.
	She's taking pictures of his phone, sending it in the group chat and stuff.
	And I was like...
	Open the door.
	Like, open the door.
	Mind you, I was just loud.
	It was like 1 o'clock in the morning.
	And he came out.
	He was like, what are you doing?
	I was like, mind you, this isn't my boyfriend.
	How far did you ride your bike to his house?
	It was like three minutes.
	Like, I wouldn't have rode the bike if he wasn't that close.
	Like, that's OD. Did you lock it up by a tree when you were doing this?
	No, I just rode the bike.
	You just dropped it on the floor?
	No, I picked the stand up.
	Was it like a mountain bike?
	No, it was like a cruiser.
	Like a, like a, it was like a thousand dollar bike.
	It was a good bike.
	How good is that?
	Oh, you took a trek over there?
	She took a fucking specialize over there?
	She had the suit on and everything?
	The helmet?
	Yeah, like, don't play.
	She had one of those light frame bikes?
	Yep.
	Everything.
	So, no, yeah.
	So, you had the clip-on shoes, too?
	The clip-on who?
	The clip-on shoes?
	Like, did you, like, cycle over there?
	Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
	I just, I've been riding bikes since I was a little girl.
	You had the training wheels?
	Yeah, the training wheels.
	So, what happened when you, uh, she took a fucking trek over there.
	When I got there, the girl, she's going crazy.
	Like, she doesn't want to come out the house.
	She thinks little old me is going to do something to her.
	I'm not like, I just want you to get out the house so I can go in the house and we can go to sleep and everything will be fine, you know?
	So eventually, because like I said, that wasn't my boyfriend, like...
	I don't want to use bad words.
	I don't want to be the first one to use bad words, but we were just fucking.
	But, like, you can't, like, me, like, I get attached.
	So it's like, if you do it, you're my boyfriend.
	What?
	You may not think you're my boyfriend.
	You're my boyfriend.
	Oh, interesting.
	Yo, what's going on?
	I don't care.
	I don't care.
	And then it's like, after the fact, he was like, okay, like, you're crazy.
	I was like, no, I'm not.
	Like, no, I'm not.
	That was my first and last time doing that.
	Just so I understand this correctly, because it's been hard to understand stories tonight.
	Sorry.
	He didn't answer the phone.
	No, he was asleep while he didn't answer the phone.
	Okay, so he was asleep.
	But he didn't answer the phone as the bottom line.
	So you decided to get a rock and ride your bike to his house.
	The rock was safety precautions.
	Okay.
	And then you encountered another female there and you told her to leave and then you slept with the guy that night.
	It was crazy.
	I'm just being vulnerable and honest.
	No, that's fine.
	We appreciate it.
	The girl just left?
	No, she left.
	She cried because she thought it was going to do something.
	Did she see the rock?
	She didn't see me.
	He was like, okay, like, go over there.
	Mind you...
	What did you tell her?
	Like, yo, that's my man.
	Like, how were you able to...
	No, I didn't talk to her.
	I was like, girl, like, you don't never...
	I don't want to use a bad word.
	Just say it.
	It's fine.
	I was basically saying, like, through the window.
	Like...
	I was basically telling her, like, you know, you can't really...
	You can't deal with him.
	You can deal with anybody else, don't deal with him, because I'm dealing with him.
	I'm very territorial.
	Like, I don't play that.
	How long have you guys been seeing each other at this point?
	Literally, like, three weeks, and that's why it's crazy.
	Like, that's why it's crazy.
	She's like, this is my man, bitch.
	Like, if you...
	Come on now, like, I don't play them games.
	Okay.
	Where's this guy now, then?
	Are you guys still together?
	No.
	Like, we stopped talking.
	Obviously.
	I wonder why!
	It was a one-time thing.
	Like, the good outweighed the bad, but he moved to Alabama.
	He got some good money.
	It was like, it was no point.
	That's what it was.
	He probably did.
	He probably did.
	But no, honestly, like, he wasn't even that type of guy to like, like, he, I don't want to say he was dirty, but he wasn't like, his hygiene wasn't there.
	So that same night, I literally brought him a care package, too.
	Like, I brought him a...
	You committed a felony for a dude that...
	I love care packages.
	Smells?
	Girl, no.
	He still smashed though.
	He still smashed, right?
	Not too much.
	It's crazy.
	It's a lot of aspects.
	She said three weeks.
	So what made you get attached to him then?
	Because we were having sex.
	Three weeks is enough.
	What?
	Okay.
	You don't get attached to people?
	See? - No you don't. - It doesn't have a woman is fine. - That's a good thing. - I'm gonna get a tattoo. - That's actually a good thing. - Yeah, that's a good thing. - Wait, what's a good thing?
	- If the dick was-- - Like if you get a tattoo, get away. - If you get a tattoo, if you have sex with them, like, if you like, having like, oh, let's fuck sex, and then like, okay, buy sex, like I don't do let's fucking buy sex.
	I'm like, let's fuck.
	Okay, do you want to get married?
	Just asking you these good questions.
	You fucking say let's get married.
	No, that was OD. That was OD. I'm sorry, I'm an actress.
	I OD sometimes.
	Well, to be honest, that was a crazy story.
	Yeah, that was a crazy story.
	Never again, though.
	So you went over there.
	Yeah, I went over there myself.
	Note to self, you smashed her, bro.
	Just know you're getting a crazy one on your ass.
	She might.
	Even if you're dirty, you can smash, so that's good.
	Yeah, but I bought him soap and stuff.
	I bought him a chain, a necklace.
	She bought him soap.
	What did this guy do for a living?
	Work at a gas station.
	Oh, Jesus.
	But, you know, like, it doesn't matter.
	I wasn't with him to expect me to.
	You have a good heart, though.
	You have a good heart.
	I want you as my daughter, to be honest.
	You could be my daughter.
	It was out of town.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Was he Indian, or?
	No, he was Haitian.
	Oh, yeah!
	I've never dealt with the Haitians before.
	BBC gang, we in there.
	And he got out of there.
	He was a smooth talker.
	No, I got out of there.
	Well, he texted me back last.
	He was a smooth talker, wasn't he?
	Yeah, he got me.
	Why'd you end the relationship then?
	Because he was dirty.
	He was like dirty and not shy.
	He's still smashed though.
	Dirty or not, he's still smashed.
	And then it was just like, I'm over here acting crazy.
	I'm over here acting crazy, but I don't get like, I'm not the type of like crazy person.
	Like if I'm in a relationship, I want to be like, let's be peaceful.
	It was three weeks.
	It was three weeks.
	He did a voodoo on you and you don't even know.
	It was summer.
	That doll she's talking about.
	Exactly.
	They won't do that to you.
	Talk him.
	Talk him.
	That's what it was.
	That's what it was.
	Girl, I'm telling you.
	I know about my Caribbean people.
	What about you?
	No, I don't have any stories.
	Not even a friend?
	What?
	No.
	My friends are long-term relationships.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Boring stuff.
	But I've been in long-term relationships.
	I'll believe her, man.
	You have friends?
	Yes.
	None of them ever done anything crazy, kind of?
	Are they real friends, though?
	I can't really think of it right now, no.
	I mean, I hear stuff on the news, but that's not people I know.
	Alright.
	I have a story to tell, real quick, about something I did.
	Finally!
	She will represent me, so her story is my story.
	What the fuck are you being transparent?
	Will you pull up just like her?
	Yeah, I did something like a little kind of like, you know.
	I just think every girl has done that.
	Yeah, I feel like every girl has done that.
	Or like consider doing it.
	Alright, go ahead.
	Tell the story.
	Because you did it hypothetically before.
	So yeah, what'd you actually do then?
	Okay, so it was this one time.
	It was this guy I was talking to.
	We were just working together.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Where'd y'all work together at?
	I don't want to say.
	I mean, that's kind of important for the story.
	Just say it, baby.
	It's about being real.
	Let's go.
	Okay.
	It was Walmart.
	Okay.
	Well, if I said it all.
	Working together at Walmart, so you know how that shit goes.
	So, it's guys talking to whatever.
	Damn, I'm tired.
	You know, chilling, whatever, whatever.
	And then like, you know, I got attached, right?
	Attached.
	And then he just quit.
	How long were you guys talking to each other for?
	Two parts.
	Two months and you got attached, okay.
	That's better than me.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	That's fine.
	I mean, you're a girl.
	Okay.
	Yeah, we was talking or whatever, and that was cool.
	He quit, you said?
	No, no, let me tell you.
	Okay, so he quit, right?
	He didn't tell me he quit, so I'm like, what?
	Why he quit?
	What?
	Really?
	I was like, I don't know what happened.
	Yeah, that's all right.
	Thank you, baby.
	No, okay.
	I'm trying to figure out how it happened.
	Okay, so.
	You had all this time to think of the story.
	When I found out he quit, the day I found out he quit, I was like, what?
	He blocked me on Snapchat.
	I was like, what?
	That's suspicious.
	So, I don't know.
	I don't know how.
	I tracked down another Walmart that was near his location.
	Really?
	Oh, God.
	And I went to that Walmart.
	He lived at Walmart?
	Oh, God.
	To find his girlfriend.
	No, no.
	Oh, so you knew he had a girlfriend?
	- I told her I was pregnant.
	To find his girlfriend?
	- What?
	- You were the sidekick.
	- Somebody got in my ear. - So you kind of left an important detail there.
	- Yeah, she was excited.
	- I'm starting to notice a trend here.
	- I'm sorry.
	- That you're pregnant.
	A guy from Walmart.
	- So let me just clarify here.
	So you knew he had a girlfriend.
	No, he told me they wasn't together.
	That's what he told me.
	Okay.
	So when you met at Walmart and you guys were seeing each other, he told you, I have a girl, but we're not together.
	Yeah.
	Then he leaves randomly, whatever.
	You suspect he goes back to the girl.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay, so that's why you went to the Walmart.
	Yeah.
	Did you know who she was at that point?
	Yeah, it was his girl or whatever.
	So you knew who the girl was.
	So you went right up to her and told her you were pregnant.
	No, I didn't tell her.
	I told her like a co-worker or something.
	And then like she got my number or something.
	Like a co-worker.
	Like a co-worker.
	I told her somebody to tell her that.
	You told her a co-worker at your Walmart or her Walmart?
	Her Walmart, where she worked at.
	So you knew somebody there.
	No, I don't know nobody there.
	I just pulled up.
	And I was like, does someone start work here?
	They said, yeah.
	Okay, well, I have a message for her.
	Oops.
	Okay.
	So you told this random employee to tell her that you were pregnant with your ex-guy's baby.
	Yeah.
	Oh, fuck.
	Like, what time is he clocking when he gets here?
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	Too much.
	Why don't you just deliver the message directly to her?
	I couldn't get in contact.
	She was working.
	I couldn't find her.
	She didn't want to stay at the Walmart all day long.
	Did you ever confirm if your message is actually delivered?
	Yeah, she texted me and called me and I told her.
	Oh, you left your phone number with the employee too?
	I don't know.
	No, no, no.
	What happened was the guy ended up calling me and was like, what are you doing?
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, so he called you.
	I was like, let me talk to your girl.
	I can't.
	And he picked her up and went, Okay.
	Sometimes it just be...
	I drove like an hour away, too.
	Okay.
	And I made up a lot.
	And I'm sorry.
	That's not right.
	I know that's not right.
	Because, you know.
	An hour away.
	Just move on, baby.
	I was just trying to fuck some shit up.
	That's all.
	You know, like, you got to step into that villain mode just at least one time.
	Like, see how it is.
	I'm never doing it again.
	No, I'm not doing it.
	Yeah, it's wrong.
	Very interesting.
	All right, second question for us.
	Okay.
	So...
	Have you ever went above and beyond for a man?
	How'd you do it?
	So I guess it's more positive.
	Yeah, above and beyond and how did you do it?
	We can start with you.
	Well, that's a great question.
	Going above and beyond that's that's really important to do Yes, yes, um Well, in a past relationship, I actually had to get a car put in my name because the guy I was with couldn't put in his name.
	So I went ahead and went to the tag agency and did that.
	So I feel like that's going above and beyond.
	So you put the registration under your name, but not the purchase of the vehicle, like the lease or whatever under your name?
	No, no.
	I guess he already bought it, but for some reason he needed to put my name on it.
	Why would he need to put your name on it if he already owned it?
	I forgot, to be honest.
	I don't even know what to say to that.
	I think he wasn't supposed to have it or something at the time.
	Maybe his driver's license was suspended.
	Something like that.
	So we both going to jail.
	Interesting.
	So that's going above and beyond?
	Yeah, I would say so.
	Did you ever deal with any consequences for doing that for him?
	No, thankfully it was all good.
	And eventually he put it back in his name, so it was all good.
	Okay, what about you?
	The care package.
	What was in this care package?
	It was a gold chain.
	Honestly, I'm not even about to sit up and act like I spent a whole bunch of money on this care package.
	I went to the swap shop.
	If y'all don't know what the swap shop is...
	I know the lady there.
	Now I know the lady there.
	Like at thrift store?
	It's not even the pawn shop.
	It's not even the pawn shop.
	She's swapping shit for it.
	No, no, no.
	It's like they have a fruit market.
	They have vendors and stuff inside.
	They sell actual jewelry there, but I wasn't spending it.
	It's like a thrift shop.
	No, not necessarily.
	No, it's not a secondhand store.
	This is like medieval trading.
	No, it's like AliExpress, but in person.
	Oh, no way.
	Where the fuck is that?
	Exactly.
	On Sunrise.
	It's up north.
	No, it's not up north.
	It's in Fort Lauderdale.
	So you got him a gold chain swap shop.
	Was it real gold?
	No, that's why I said it's real.
	Damn, you so cheap.
	You cheap as fuck.
	Basically, it was a flea market to buy him jewelry.
	I literally went to a flea market.
	How much did you spend?
	I mean, I spent $50 on his jewelry.
	I bought him a $50.
	No, it wasn't $50.
	It was like $20, the Creed cologne.
	I bought him some wife beards, some socks, boxers.
	Okay.
	All right.
	The stuff that he needed.
	That's when you went above and beyond.
	All right, what about you?
	Soap.
	So, above and beyond is how you feel emotionally with a person.
	So, for me, I did flower petals on the floor to follow to the bathtub, candles.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	A heart in the bathtub, a heart on the bed.
	It was like at his house or on vacation?
	It was in my house.
	In your house?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He came to my house.
	We had dinner.
	He took me to dinner.
	We came to my house.
	I had a bottle of wine, some Chardonnay.
	I became the man when it came to the relationship.
	And you know what?
	It's okay to give a bouquet of roses to a man, to tell him that you love him like a woman should.
	I gave a massage on his feet.
	I kissed his body from head to toe.
	I loved him the way a woman should love a man.
	And that was it.
	And at the end of the day, he loved me for it.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Why aren't you guys together then?
	Because it just didn't end well.
	Like, I mean, that person, I was...
	Look, when you have beautiful moments with someone...
	No, it's not about that.
	There's beautiful moments with a person.
	It doesn't define why.
	Does that make sense?
	Like...
	Yeah, during those times we look at the good moments with someone.
	We didn't work out because at the end of the day, I realized, I realized, and it wasn't about cheating.
	He didn't cheat on me.
	What he did, what he did was he wasn't mad enough for me.
	That's all.
	He wasn't mad enough.
	He let me become more of a sugar mama, more of a woman that would provide for him.
	He never provided for me.
	So he was a beta.
	He was a beta male.
	The times that my birthday, he forgot my birthday, bro.
	How the fuck do you forget a birthday?
	We've been together for two fucking years.
	How the fuck do you forget your birthday before or after you did the rose petals?
	How the fuck do you have to write give Rosa flowers on your palm of your hand to remind yourself that you need to give your girl flowers?
	Fuck you.
	Move on.
	You weren't his girl.
	No, it wasn't about that.
	I was 10 years younger than him.
	He was 18, I was 24 at the time.
	Seven years older.
	And by the time I broke up with him, I was 27, he was 20.
	Wait, what?
	Alright, he wasn't man enough in my mind.
	I went to a point of depression in my life with him.
	Wait, that means you're older?
	I'm 35.
	What you think I am?
	No, but you said he was 10 years old.
	Yo, what's up with you, man?
	So right now, right now, right now, he's 25.
	And I'm 35, so I was 10 years.
	10 years older?
	Yeah, baby.
	I need some honey, man.
	I need some honey, bro.
	Oh, my God.
	What did I do?
	We got time for that.
	Two cups of honey, bro.
	At the end of the day, look, I was stupid.
	Listen to me.
	Listen to me.
	We all are women, and we like good dick.
	And when the good dick is there, we get lost.
	His credit score is not even good.
	No, it was 800.
	What the fuck you talking about?
	You don't know this.
	Now I know you lying.
	No, I'm not.
	Let me tell you something.
	Let me tell you something.
	No, I'm not.
	You don't know that, bro.
	You don't know that.
	That motherfucker now has like 300 in the bank.
	Easy.
	300k and easy.
	But it's not about that.
	300 grand and he was credit free at 25?
	Bullshit.
	That motherfucker should have millions.
	My love.
	Who you with, baby?
	Are you with millions?
	No, you're not.
	You still here stuck in your own game.
	- She looked like the same thing.
	- You should have friends.
	- I'm talking about now.
	I wasn't with him now.
	I was with him when he was young.
	- What was the question?
	- Did he have a big dick or not?
	He had a very sexy dirty dick.
	That's why I was stuck forever.
	What was the question?
	That's high value.
	That's high value.
	Am I so disappointed right now?
	Was it dark or not?
	I'm very disappointed myself.
	800 credit score is nearly fucking impossible to accomplish.
	No, it's not.
	It's 850 to have a normal credit score, bitch.
	You have to believe.
	If you believe, then you can have that.
	I hope I get an 800.
	If you open a business, your credit score is not 800.
	Wait, wait, hold up, bitch.
	As long as you have it.
	No, no, hold up, hold up.
	Don't talk to me about business, baby.
	I got it all day.
	Okay, so it didn't work out because you were the provider for him.
	I just got tired over time after me giving him what I wanted.
	The problem is when a woman gives what a man...
	Yeah, he baited you.
	So you treated him the way you wanted to be treated?
	Yeah, I got lost, baby.
	And it's okay.
	We got lost.
	It's all right.
	Shit happens.
	Thank you, baby.
	I love you.
	Could you just re-say the question, though?
	Yeah.
	It's been too long.
	When's the time that you went above and beyond for a guy?
	In a good way.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	That was a good way.
	That was a good way, right?
	My vision of going above and beyond for somebody, especially a loved one, is for, like, some things you don't agree on on a regular basis.
	Say, this is my life, but I don't agree on something like this for my life, but you agree on it for you.
	Compromise.
	I find the beauty in things I never found.
	It's like you get put on to reading books so you don't read books.
	You know what I'm trying to say?
	I'm not going to sit here and read a fucking book, bitch, for nobody.
	If I love you.
	I'll read a book for you if I love you.
	Listen, I read books, okay?
	I'm a knowledgeable female.
	Okay, but I'm just saying as an example, I would do things that...
	You guys are on a different planet.
	I swear to God.
	Why?
	What are you talking about?
	What are you saying already?
	Did I say something?
	I want to massage you.
	I want to love you, baby.
	Did I say something?
	I don't know what you're saying right now.
	What?
	Me?
	He has to consent, though.
	I'm saying like...
	I do things that I'm not into, but my significant other's into.
	I do things that they're into because they're into it.
	She compromises.
	What she's trying to say, she compromises.
	Trump 2024?
	You're right.
	The compromises.
	All I'm trying to say is you gain a significant amount of fucking hobbies after being with someone that you love because they have that type of hobby.
	If I'm going to do something I don't like doing because I love you, That's going above and beyond for me.
	She's a chameleon.
	She's a chameleon.
	I'm doing shit.
	I don't like to do it.
	Time is money, baby.
	I'm not going to stay away.
	It's my time for nothing.
	So if I'm spending my time doing something you love because you love it, that's above and beyond.
	So why are you laughing?
	Why are you laughing?
	The question was, name a time that you went above and beyond for a man, and then you kind of went about it in a roundabout way and said something about reading a book.
	No, I'm saying for an example, that's something that I enjoy to sit there.
	I paint, I paint, I draw, I tattoo.
	I think that's something for me.
	I can sit there and read a book.
	I'm capable of reading a book, but I don't enjoy doing so.
	So that's just me.
	So you went above and beyond for reading a book?
	So say that was an example that you're taking and you're dragging from here to there.
	We asked a pretty direct question.
	Name one time that you went above and beyond for a guy.
	So you're talking about a specific time.
	Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	I thought you were saying, like, name things that you can do to go above and beyond, but I didn't hear that question.
	So you asking, what have I done?
	What have I done?
	I get what you're saying.
	Suck the dick when I didn't want to suck dick.
	There it is.
	Like the spiritual aspect of life, you know?
	And I wasn't really into it at first.
	Shut up.
	Shut up, man.
	Shut up.
	Okay, who's next?
	So you can't think of a time that you would clean up on the ground for a guy?
	Of course I can.
	Did you give him ass?
	Did you give him ass?
	Because she's slow as fuck.
	What happened?
	What?
	He's like, oh, my son number two.
	I caught a slushie.
	Yo.
	That's actually pretty funny.
	Because she's slow as fuck.
	I can't even imagine.
	I understand what you're saying.
	I can't even cream it, baby.
	I was somebody who went into spiritual stuff.
	I wasn't into anything.
	He used to teach me about chocolates or something.
	- Rumble's CEO will be on his panel right now.
	- Oh no. - Oh no. - Oh no. - He made it uncensored for a reason. - He made it uncensored for a reason. - But yeah, this is terrible.
	- Okay, alright.
	- Let's down track.
	- Hold on, hold on, okay.
	So just name one thing you did when you went above and beyond for a guy.
	I would make the argument that giving a guy fellatio isn't really above and beyond because that's typically standard in a relationship that a woman does that for a man.
	So can you give us an example of where you went above and beyond?
	Me?
	Yes.
	Above and beyond that I have done shit.
	I feel like everything I fucking do was above and beyond for my niggas.
	Wait, so what is it?
	Give one.
	But okay, I'm going to give one.
	I'm going to give one.
	No, baby.
	I want it.
	I drove about six, seven hours.
	That's my girl.
	For a competition that he had.
	A competition that...
	Okay.
	He was a fighter, he was a boxer, and my mother had just been diagnosed with cancer the week before.
	So that was probably something I can think of that I was like, damn, I went above.
	The things that I would have done as a human being, as a female, I would have been like, that's my family, I had to stay here.
	But I went and I drove my car.
	Six hours.
	Six hours to see him perform that he could have done a thousand times after that.
	I could have gone to the next competition.
	Why didn't it work out with him?
	Um...
	That was my first, yeah, that was a long time ago.
	I honestly, things don't work out, baby.
	Listen, I don't know.
	I think it was that familiar time with that relationship.
	It was more like we had a difference that we both kind of understood.
	What was the difference though?
	I don't think we communicated well.
	Yeah, okay.
	I think that we had a communication issue.
	That was my first.
	I was 17 when I got in the relationship and I got out of it when I was like 20.
	Yo, you want a shot, bro?
	Yeah.
	He needs a shot.
	Give him a fucking shot.
	But I'm single looking for a bitch baby daddy.
	A bitch baby daddy.
	Do you have a kid too?
	Nah, I ain't got no kids.
	No kids.
	I think she says she's 24, right?
	I'm 25.
	Oh, you are, sweetie.
	I love you.
	25, yeah.
	What about you?
	Can you name an example of where you went above and beyond for a guy before?
	Um, I bought him a bottle of alcohol.
	Some Jack Daniels.
	What?
	I'm so sorry.
	What?
	I said, wait.
	What?
	Okay.
	Got enough?
	Yep.
	I mean...
	We wasn't even together.
	How are we not married yet, y'all?
	I can't right now.
	You got him a bottle of alcohol?
	And that's...
	A bottle of Jack Daniels and a Whataburger gift card for Valentine's Day.
	A Whataburger gift card and a bottle of Jack Dan's.
	- Whataburger, we in Texas?
	- Baby.
	- Yes, she's from Texas.
	- She's from Texas.
	- That's some Southern Bell type shit.
	That's some Southern Bell.
	- Hold on, guys.
	- What's that, guys?
	- For the audience that doesn't know, Whataburger's a chain restaurant in Texas.
	It's like a functional equivalent to McDonald's.
	Alright, so you bought him...
	What was it?
	Alcohol and a Whataburger gift card.
	Yes.
	Yeah, that's pretty low, but okay.
	I'm sorry, it sounds funny.
	I love you so much right now.
	It's so intense.
	What about you?
	What's the time you went above and beyond for a guy?
	Okay, so I went above and beyond multiple times, like a lot.
	But I would say the most, it was like that year when no one was working.
	I started working before him.
	So I was like paying his rent, going shopping for him, doing kind of everything.
	He couldn't work though.
	What did he do for work?
	We were in a long relationship.
	What did he do for work?
	It was a promoter.
	What did you promote?
	You promote my ass.
	I'm assuming you had your club at this point?
	No, I was doing something outside another business.
	I was selling duck food.
	You were what?
	Selling duck food?
	Yeah.
	Duck.
	That's all I got.
	That's all I got.
	Dog food.
	Did you work at like a pet shop or something?
	No, I was creating the food.
	It was like raw food.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	That's nice.
	It was like natural, like organic.
	So you had a dog food business.
	That's cool.
	Do you still have it?
	No, I stopped doing it.
	Let's get back to it.
	Was that in Miami?
	Oh, yes.
	That's a huge business.
	Promoter in Miami?
	Yeah.
	Makes sense.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	So you were paying his rent and taking care of him.
	Yeah, not that long.
	How long did you take care of him for?
	Yeah, it was like three months.
	Love it.
	Only three months.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	And then you broke up with him shortly after, I'm assuming?
	No, like two years later.
	But why?
	Two years later?
	That was a long relationship.
	But why?
	Hold on.
	So what'd you do the other...
	Two years, one year.
	What'd you do the other 21 months then?
	Stop.
	Stop it.
	Same.
	I just want to take...
	Yeah, I'm convinced when girls tell each other stories, they don't really listen to each other, bro.
	Because when you actually listen, there's no way that you could sit there and be like, wait, hold on, and not ask follow-up questions.
	No offense, because all of you guys have given nonsensical stories.
	Thank you.
	All of us?
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Most of y'all have given stories that don't make sense.
	And it's funny, because when she gave that crazy story before...
	No one actually admitted that they didn't understand it.
	They just said, I get it!
	What do you mean?
	It's not about the story.
	It's not about the story.
	It's about the entertainment.
	Nine people out of you don't understand.
	Sorry.
	My imagination was going crazy.
	Yeah, but the purpose of hearing the story is to understand it because when you understand it, you're able to kind of identify with it more.
	But when the story just goes on for too long, I don't have the attention span.
	So eventually I just start being like, yeah, yeah, okay.
	So just admit that you don't understand it.
	Do you understand it is the question.
	Your story, no.
	It didn't make sense, but that's fine.
	So yeah, in your situation, because like you're saying that you went above and beyond paying his rent and utilizing your dog food business to do that.
	We did that for three months.
	Well, we were on lockdown for a while.
	What happened the other 21 months?
	No, I mean, the dog food business, I had it for four years.
	Before that.
	So I took care of him for three months.
	And then did he get back on his feet to get a job?
	Yeah, of course.
	Why did you say that?
	Yeah, I only took care of him for three months.
	So he got back on his feet then?
	He got back on his feet, yeah, of course.
	And then why did you guys break up?
	We were fighting a lot and his job was just too much for me.
	The promoting?
	Yeah, the promoting.
	Is he a French promoter?
	He was a French promoter.
	I probably know who it is.
	Vendome or something.
	Vendome.
	Is that how you say it?
	I thought it was Vendome.
	I thought it was Vendome.
	It's Vendome.
	I know who it is.
	Maybe not.
	There's a lot of French promoting.
	I won't list the mafia, but I probably know who it is.
	Can I go to jail?
	Above and beyond.
	Can I go to jail?
	No.
	You have nothing?
	This is not a real story, just if the feds are watching.
	No, that's fine.
	Really?
	I was a fake witness.
	You're a fake witness?
	No, I wasn't.
	Oh, okay.
	This is a fake story.
	Someone you know.
	Someone I know was like, ugh, you know what I got you, babe?
	Just skip the story.
	Yeah.
	Wait.
	Someone I know, it wasn't me.
	How'd you go above and beyond, hypothetically, here?
	Hypothetically is like I did something I was really not supposed to do.
	And what is that?
	I mean, my friend did something that she wasn't supposed to do.
	No, you, you.
	No, no, no, my bad.
	Okay, so just tell me if I'm correct.
	Your friend committed a crime and you lied on her behalf.
	Well, if you're putting it that way.
	I'm telling.
	I'm telling it that way.
	I'm telling tomorrow.
	You need to say something.
	If you're putting it that way.
	They didn't deserve to go down for the crime they did, so I helped them out.
	That was it.
	Just out of curiosity, hypothetically, of course, do you do it by not speaking to the police or lying under oath?
	Oh shit, I cannot.
	Oh my god, my hands are fed.
	My hands are fed.
	Be careful.
	I didn't say any information to give you up.
	Now you're talking.
	You said nothing.
	You said nothing.
	Love is love.
	No comment.
	But you said nothing.
	No comment.
	I just did something illegally that I wasn't supposed to do.
	And for me, that's like, wow.
	So change the subject and move on to something else.
	Not me, I just, my friend did it.
	Wait, so what'd you do?
	Recently.
	The question was if you did anything great for someone.
	Above and beyond.
	Let's move on.
	I think that was above and beyond.
	So you're not saying what it is.
	It was above and beyond for a guy though.
	Was it for a guy or was it for a girl?
	It was for a guy.
	I do nibble in both ways but this instant it was for a guy.
	I was dating this guy for five years and he got into some stupid stuff over a he said she said and he told me the story about it and I was like that sounds like it's like that sounds legit.
	So I was like okay I just repeated the story.
	That was it.
	That was it.
	I feel like that's the most, like, you know, down thing that I've done.
	I just told you.
	No, you said nothing.
	You can't.
	Like, talk about it.
	Change the subject.
	Give me something else.
	That is not illegal so we can talk about it because I want to know about something.
	Not nothing.
	Was it over five years ago?
	Oh, yes, so I can talk about it?
	Yeah, sure.
	Oh, thank God.
	Okay, so I was dating this fucking guy, and he did a sudden snatch on a girl, and he was about to go to jail for it, and I was dating him.
	What's that?
	He sold...
	It's a long story, but he sold match...
	Listen, it's a long story.
	He just...
	It was a bad deal, and the girl charged him for something, and it was a bad deal.
	So, like, he gave him, he gave the girl the cash, and they snatched it back from her, and still took the merchandise.
	Oh, so it is.
	What did he sell her?
	What did he sell her?
	She got robbed.
	It was, it was, it was, no, no, no, no.
	Guys, can you let her speak, please?
	We don't need the ad-libs.
	He was selling a certain furniture.
	He was selling a certain furniture.
	Was it a furniture or a controlled substance?
	No, no, no.
	It was a furniture.
	I swear to God.
	It was a furniture.
	And then the girl had a truck full of this furniture that he's selling.
	Okay.
	So he thought he was getting a deal for it.
	So he paid her what they negotiated.
	But when he went to the truck...
	It was not in the conditions that she had initially said.
	So when he went back to confront her, she's like, oh, well, the deal's done.
	You paid me.
	So he snatched the money out of her hands.
	Okay.
	And then still left with the truck full of, like, shitty merchandise.
	No, that's shitty, man.
	I was just stupid in love, and I'm like, oh, that sounds like...
	You know what I mean?
	Like, no, he definitely deserved whatever he got coming from him.
	But at the time, I thought he was, like, a decent person.
	And I thought, like, oh, no, he really needs, like, this help.
	So, like, I did something dumb to him.
	So he felt slighted by her because she false advertised her...
	Exactly, yeah.
	And then he went ahead and took her car that had all the furniture in it and the money.
	They had load up all of the truck that he brought with her stuff.
	But he had hired people to do that.
	He didn't see, like, the merchandise.
	So once he got and saw the merchandise, he's like, okay, no, this is not what we agreed on.
	So they went back and argued, and I guess that's when he snatched the money back.
	And then, yeah.
	And the merchandise.
	And the merchandise, because he left with the frickin' merchandise.
	So he committed a robbery.
	He technically committed that.
	And then who came to ask you questions?
	The police?
	The police came to my mom's house.
	I know.
	And I was arguing with him about that.
	You said nobody could come.
	Was it the city of Miami police or Miami dating?
	No, no, no.
	I was not living in Miami at that point.
	I won't say where I was living.
	Why were you involved is the question.
	I was dating him.
	Aren't we on the topic of what's the craziest shit you've done for a man?
	Yeah, girl, stay on topic.
	No, I got on topic.
	So you weren't there.
	She said that part.
	You weren't there.
	No, I had to do a whole interview and stuff.
	But you were there or you weren't?
	Yeah, no, I wasn't.
	They came to my mom's and my dad's house, and my mom calls me like, why do I have cops coming to my house?
	It was really embarrassing.
	So you weren't even there?
	Yeah, that's what I didn't understand.
	That's why I didn't understand.
	You weren't even there, so what does it matter?
	Yo, shut up, man.
	Goddamn.
	I had to lie under oath, bitch.
	What do you mean?
	That's crazy.
	If I would've gotten caught, I would've been doing jail time.
	That's insane.
	You said that they came to your house.
	They came to my parents' house.
	So how'd you land your oath?
	Well, they did it on their phone, actually.
	I don't understand.
	I swear on everything I love, the interview was on the phone.
	It was, I don't know.
	It was pandemic, and the interview was on the phone.
	Oh yeah, I was gonna say, it wasn't around that time.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It was on the phone.
	My auntie's a lawyer, she still does Zoom.
	It was so weird.
	I swear to God, they called me like, Zoom during COVID, definitely.
	Yeah, they still do it.
	Did they take a sworn statement from you?
	Is that what it was?
	Okay.
	So you lied under oaths.
	They be telling people they have to do 50 years in jail over Zoom.
	I hope this doesn't come back to my ass.
	It was over eight.
	It was over what?
	It was over five years ago.
	It was, thank God.
	It needs to be seven, so you're fucked.
	All right.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I'm just kidding.
	I don't know.
	You'll be good.
	What about you?
	Time you went above and beyond for a guy.
	I became the provider, like fully.
	I did everything.
	How long did you do it for?
	A year.
	A year?
	You lasted longer than Algeria over there.
	That's so sweet.
	That's pretty much it.
	Is that why you ended up breaking up with him?
	He actually left me.
	Wow.
	Well, you deserve so much better than that.
	You're amazing.
	I can just tell you're so sweet.
	How'd you pull that off?
	Because guys rarely break up with girls.
	Yeah.
	Girl, it's interesting.
	Why did he break up with you?
	You fought this mother, didn't you?
	You fought this mother.
	It's okay.
	It's too much.
	It's okay.
	It's okay.
	Oh, baby.
	Stop.
	Stop, y'all.
	No, we're here for you.
	We're listening.
	What happened?
	For real.
	It's reason.
	Listen, you're talking to like seven different other females.
	We've all been through this before.
	Okay.
	Oh.
	You're gorgeous, by the way.
	I hope everyone says, you're fucking beautiful.
	Stop crying.
	Let her disperse herself.
	The relationship actually doesn't hurt, it's the situation.
	That hurts.
	That hurts.
	Not the relationship.
	I'm actually really glad and I'm happy that it ended.
	It's more the situation.
	Oh my god, so sad.
	laughter No, stop it!
	It's powerful, man!
	It's powerful, bro!
	It's powerful, bro!
	I'm actually okay, I'm doing okay.
	I'm doing okay.
	It was a situation.
	How long has it been?
	It's fresh.
	It's fresh.
	It's so fresh.
	She's hurt.
	She's hurt.
	She's still trying to heal.
	It's two months.
	That's nothing.
	Talk to her in seven months.
	Y'all don't stop that.
	No, but I'm actually doing okay.
	The fact that the relationship ended, it's okay.
	It's the situation that hurts.
	Can I not...
	That's crazy, though.
	Come on, that's kind of crazy.
	And she can tell another story that everyone else has.
	I don't want to cry.
	I don't think it's worth it.
	Ladies, let us all please.
	I laugh because I really don't think it's worth crying over.
	I'm actually good.
	It's a situation that hurts.
	Okay, so since it's not that crazy of a situation, why do you leave you then?
	Because men don't really leave women off.
	Because I... Because I blew up.
	I basically couldn't take more shit from his sister.
	And he's the type of person that puts family...
	I don't know.
	I'm the type of person that when you get into a serious relationship, your family happens.
	They go into a second plane.
	Your person becomes priority.
	Basically, I was taking a lot of shit for a long time.
	And I just couldn't do it anymore.
	And I blew up.
	So you yelled at his sister.
	And he didn't like that.
	Yeah, basically.
	Did you guys like fight?
	Yeah.
	Fist fight?
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	Was this the first instance where you guys fought?
	No, it was the second.
	He won it the first time and he said like if you fight her again, you're done?
	He basically did say that, yeah.
	Okay, and then you did it again and then he broke up with you?
	Pretty much.
	Well, she was paying the bills.
	I was paying, I was, like I was the provider.
	It's too much on you, too much pressure.
	It was worth him not being with you anymore.
	It's fine.
	Well question, was she paying the bills?
	His sister?
	No, I was paying all the bills.
	No, yeah.
	Okay, so explains it.
	Well, she's making the rules.
	So family comes first at the end of the day.
	Why does sister give you shit so much?
	It was just a lot of stuff that I'd rather not talk about.
	Like what?
	No, no, no.
	At least I did.
	It was just like...
	Like just...
	Like, it was just a lot.
	Being a ho?
	No.
	I don't know, maybe.
	Oh my goodness.
	Just like a lot of like humiliation and like comments.
	I need you to stop, baby.
	Yeah.
	That's personal.
	It's okay.
	Stop.
	Yo, bro.
	It's okay.
	For sure you want.
	No, it's okay.
	We feel you.
	She's crying.
	Nigga, stop talking.
	It's not your turn.
	Dumb bitch.
	Don't talk to me, Alan.
	Shut up, man.
	She's crying, my nigga.
	Shut up.
	She's crying.
	Nigga, you don't need your ad-libs, bro.
	Shut the fuck up.
	No, you shut the fuck up.
	Nigga, every time you talk, you're talking.
	No, I'm not.
	Yes, you are.
	No, you're not.
	You did it the whole show.
	No, I'm not.
	You got a problem with it?
	You want me to go?
	I can't.
	I got good with it, baby.
	Yeah, you can leave, nigga.
	I didn't do anything wrong.
	You're the one tripping.
	Bro, you were talking when she was talking.
	No, she's not.
	I'm trying to...
	She is crying, motherfucker.
	She doesn't want to talk and you're pushing it.
	Let her be.
	Bitch, it's our show, man.
	Relax.
	I've talked before.
	Shut the fuck up, right?
	Don't talk to her.
	Baby, I can go all day, baby.
	This is so toxic.
	This is literally so toxic.
	You know what?
	You're a flat ass.
	I'm not a flat ass.
	I got a big ass, baby.
	You want me to jiggle it for you?
	In the back.
	You can go.
	You can go.
	Oh, I'm good for it, baby.
	It's all day, baby.
	Bro, I mean, they're talking.
	You can talk in the whole time.
	Damn.
	My piece.
	Hey, man.
	She's 31.
	That's so single, man.
	Let's go.
	Enjoy.
	Yeah, well.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	By the way, that's no ass, by the way.
	Oh, my God.
	I just wanted her to stop ad-libbing.
	Oh, my God.
	The whole time, bro.
	I'm like, damn, relax.
	Yo, Fresh Castle?
	I'm just saying.
	Y'all, I'm doing well.
	So, y'all, I'm doing well.
	So, y'all, I'm doing well.
	Do I scoot over a little bit?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I don't want to talk about her when she's gone, but she was talking about her.
	No, you were talking about her.
	No, no, no.
	I'm just not an openly disrespectful person.
	Yeah, we made a lot of shit.
	I was like, okay.
	I was shunned because I denied her date, bro.
	I was like, oh, shit.
	So you guys didn't understand the story either?
	I'm sitting right next to her, so she's kind of getting to the point, but it wasn't really...
	I knew it was going to happen.
	Only when they leave, they're honest.
	No, I was honest in that room.
	You were, you were.
	I was honest from the get-go.
	This is why we let the girls talk, all right?
	So we let the girls talk and continue on, so you can say what's going to happen.
	By the way, I didn't tip any head yet.
	No, I didn't.
	Oh my god.
	Listen, what's up, man?
	Nah, nigga.
	What's up, man?
	Later.
	Later.
	Yeah, so anyway, with the sister, normally when a sister and a girlfriend are adversarial, there's a problem.
	It's not common.
	She, well, like, I really just, like, don't feel comfortable, but it was just basically a lot of issues, a lot of things that happened over time.
	Okay.
	I respect that he puts her first, that's like, but I don't want to compete with that.
	Like, I want somebody that's going to put me as a priority, you know, and especially when I was the one being the provider, like, paying all the bills and taking care of everything, pretty much.
	She feels what it's like to be a dude.
	To pay all the bills and get broken up with.
	It happened and it's actually good that it happened.
	Granted though, I will admit to you that when you're taking care of the man and then a family comes first, it's like, yo, what am I doing here?
	So I get that part.
	Right, that's why I'm saying it.
	I'm actually glad that it ended because it had to end.
	It's good.
	All right.
	Fresh Castle.
	Do we have another question?
	We do.
	And then we got a video, right, Mo?
	These are most questions, by the way.
	Yeah, yeah, guys, we're going somewhere here, man.
	So, last question's here.
	Do you think it was appropriate...
	Oh, no, this is after the video.
	Let's run the video real quick.
	Mo, give us the background on this video while Bill pulls it up.
	This is actually about a woman who not just goes above and beyond, but going through Instagrams, trying to find a family, trying to see who's family, because she's really interested in this guy.
	She'll be like, okay, but I can't just come up to him.
	See, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go to who he's following.
	To whom I follow that person, to who his mother might be, and where she likes to go to, where I can see the mother, where I can meet the mother, where I get to know the mother, to possibly get with the guy.
	Okay.
	Guys, do me a favor, if you don't mind, let's go to Rumble to watch this video, because it's getting close to the time.
	It says that it's lagging a little bit right now.
	It is?
	Yeah, let's watch the video first, and then we can do a transition.
	Okay.
	But yeah, someone's saying that it's lagging a bit.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I just saw in the chat.
	Let's run the video.
	What the hell?
	A really cute guy at the grocery store the other day, so naturally I followed him to the checkout counter, and when he gave the cashier his credit card, I peeped it to see what his name was.
	And then I googled him and found his social media profiles, and I was able to tell that he was single.
	So I went through his friends list, and I found his mother's page.
	And then I looked through his mother's page, and I saw that she was a member of this book club that's in my area.
	So I sent a request to join the book club.
	So I went to the book club meeting and I met his mom there and we bonded over some books that we both liked and she just thought I was so nice and I brought it up randomly in conversation that I was single and she let me know that she had a son that was single also that lived in the area and maybe it would be cool for us to get together and chat sometime.
	So I gave her my number, which she gave to her son.
	And this morning he texted me and asked if I'd like to get together this weekend and do something.
	So I guess we're going to go on a date.
	I'm really excited.
	Oh my god, that's crazy.
	That's crazy.
	Let's go to Rumble.
	Alright guys, come on over to Rumble.
	We'll see you guys in there.
	Rumble.com is left fresh and fit.
	Hop into that right now.
	Come on over to Rumble Ninjas.
	Come on over to Rumble.
	Alright.
	I guess we'll hit up with the next question now.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah.
	Okay, ladies.
	Very interesting.
	So, that was a crazy video.
	So, after this video, do you think it was appropriate for her to go that far for a man?
	No.
	And we'll start.
	Yeah, we'll start.
	You know, I think it's kind of a bit odd.
	It's a bit of a reach, but I don't necessarily have a problem with what she did.
	I don't think it was illegal, so...
	So if it's not legal, it's fine?
	Yeah, as long as you're not...
	I don't know.
	As long as it's not illegal, then yeah, whatever.
	You're lost, my friend.
	What about you?
	I think, you know, I feel like she did too much a little bit.
	It's like, you don't find this man mama.
	Like, it's not that.
	If he wanted you like that, trust me, he would have came.
	You don't have to go find his family and start doing weird shit and join book clubs.
	Like, that's weird.
	I wouldn't do it, but...
	Not the cap!
	I wouldn't do it like deadass.
	That's too much energy.
	I don't care that much.
	Can she make the argument that you did too much by pulling up on a bike?
	Yeah, on a bike.
	That's fair.
	That is fair.
	That's fair.
	It was three weeks.
	I still think he did a boo-do on you.
	No, it was probably a month.
	Okay.
	So, no books, just rocks.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yeah, just one smooth rock.
	Just one smooth rock.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	What are your thoughts on that?
	I think don't involve my mama in nothing.
	I don't care what it is.
	If my mama's involved, don't do it.
	I don't know.
	That's weird to me.
	That's hella weird.
	I think that you reach, I think that that would be a red flag.
	Exactly.
	I think that who else you gonna contact next?
	Like my fucking deceased uncle?
	Like what you gonna do?
	Don't do that.
	Don't do that.
	Don't contact my last job.
	Don't do that.
	Literally.
	That's it.
	What about you?
	Yeah, I agree.
	It's kind of a red flag and a little bit weird.
	Just a little bit OD. If it's meant to be, it'll be meant to be.
	So you ain't got to force it, right?
	- You don't think lying about a pregnancy to a random person is also-- - Oh, damn it! - Jeez.
	- Oh my God. - It was a mistake.
	It was a mistake.
	I'm sorry.
	I can't take it back.
	I apologize.
	Interesting.
	What about you?
	What do you think?
	It's definitely crazy.
	And just posting a video about it before going on the date.
	He's going to see the video and be like, oh, that's all you did to find me.
	That's no.
	Okay.
	Never.
	What about you?
	That's insane.
	What do you mean?
	It's insane.
	First of all, you should have pride into a guy liking you just because he saw you and like, okay, like, wow.
	Maybe he didn't see her though at the grocery line.
	She was behind him.
	Exactly.
	She did not.
	She had to get in front of the mama.
	That's terrible.
	But you want it to be organically.
	I don't want a guy like me.
	Yeah, you want it to happen.
	I don't want a guy liking me because his mama says so.
	Realistically speaking, how would you make it happen organically?
	Organically?
	Well, normally I've had most success as chilling at bars.
	I've had the most success in finding...
	But this guy was at a grocery store and he wasn't at a bar.
	And you're only going to see him once.
	So maybe I would just like...
	Have you seen that movie with Mean Girls where they drop a pen and they do this not...
	I'll do that one.
	I'll do the sudden snatch.
	You don't know about that move?
	Have you seen Mean Girls?
	No.
	So you would drop a pen in front of him?
	I would drop something in front of him so he can see this great arse that I got.
	And then I'll be like this.
	You have arse?
	I have an arse.
	Do you honestly think that a guy would be more open to approaching you after you bend down in front of him?
	After I drop something in the grocery, I would hope so.
	I mean, it's a pen.
	I would hope so.
	But it depends on the type of guy that you're trying to attract.
	I think he would be like, wow, look at that ass, and she's shopping for the food that she's about to cook.
	I also think that there's more to, like...
	Right?
	There's, like, knowledge that's, like, very sexy and, you know...
	Grocery?
	I just think that it'll, like, relay the message.
	Do you think he's actually gonna approach you because you dropped the pen and...
	If not, I'll just go in...
	I would just talk to the guy.
	I don't...
	I don't have any shame.
	If I really like a guy, I would talk to him.
	I would.
	If I liked him, I would go right up to him.
	I haven't liked that guy.
	I haven't liked the guy that much.
	Are we talking BBL? Cellulite?
	We're talking here.
	Any kind of guy or girl, because I shoot both ways.
	If I honestly like, I'm honest to God.
	If I got a vibe from you, I had my first everything with a girl.
	I've been with more girls than guys.
	What do you prefer, though?
	Ay, carinda!
	We actually talked about this earlier before this show, and I still prefer men on a serious relationship.
	Makes sense.
	Why do you think men are better?
	Well, it's not that they're better or not.
	It's more on the emotional stability-wise, right?
	So with a woman, you have to carry each other's emotional instability.
	With a man...
	Hopefully, if you pick the right one, he comes already with that assertiveness, like, you know...
	Dominance and...
	Dominance and...
	Yeah.
	So basically, yeah.
	You choose the one with the one.
	Do you...
	Okay, interesting.
	So would it be fair to say that you think men provide more value in relationships than women do?
	Oh, that's a hard one.
	It depends on, like, what they're providing.
	I mean, if we're talking about, like...
	I mean, overall, from everything, you said emotional stability was one, but...
	No, I mean, overall...
	No, yeah, overall, definitely.
	I had to agree.
	Yeah, overall.
	I haven't met a woman yet, and I would love to meet her, but I haven't met a woman yet that could, like, every single, you know, box.
	Takes all her boxes.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, as far as being emotionally intelligent, as far as being on her...
	I can curse now, right?
	On her shit.
	Can I take you on a date?
	I think I'm that person.
	So for you...
	What's up?
	So real quick, so you think that story was OD, and then you would have dropped the pen in front of him and bent over.
	Something.
	I would've done something flirty-ish to like get his attention.
	It doesn't have to be...
	We need a fit check.
	What?
	To see if you would actually like pull that guy from...
	Right?
	I would want to.
	Yeah, can you demonstrate how you would actually go about...
	Pick up the pen.
	I'm going to drop the pen and I want you to pick it up.
	- There's a way. - I'll move out the way and I wanna see how you actually do this.
	- Okay, okay, okay.
	Hold on, let me see the camera.
	- How is it that she does it?
	The like snap?
	- Yeah, bad camera.
	- Bring out the camera.
	- Oh, you better kill it.
	Girl, you better...
	Hold on.
	It's not...
	Hold on.
	Okay, okay, hold on.
	How'd you do it?
	There's a pen.
	Yeah, there's a pen right there.
	Excuse me.
	Where's the pen?
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Hi.
	Really good.
	Very good.
	But seriously, though, like, you know...
	Okay, that's the right motion.
	Wrong body, though.
	- Oh my God. - So now Sam was me doing that. - I tried, I tried. - I tried, I tried. - I tried, I tried. - I tried, I tried. - I tried, I tried. - I tried, I tried. - You're beautiful, baby. - Exactly. - That's the right emotion though.
	I'll give you that.
	Okay, that was a great demonstration.
	Good job.
	Very interesting.
	W fit check.
	Thank you.
	What about you?
	From the video.
	I think that's too far.
	Would I do that?
	No.
	I think the most it's like, I don't know, ask people if they know him, that's it.
	Alright, for all the girls that said that was too much, I want to see how you would go about getting the guy if you were behind him in the register.
	We already got her, we're picking up a pen.
	Something.
	How would you go about getting the attention if you thought that was too much?
	We'll start with you.
	Damn.
	Damn.
	Um...
	Nothing!
	I don't know.
	That's hard.
	Because y'all just want to talk shit.
	That's hard.
	I know.
	That's hard.
	What the fuck would you do?
	You really would just pretend that your friends...
	Can you let her answer, please?
	Can you let her answer?
	All you guys have a very bad habit.
	Okay, if I find somebody attractive at the grocery store, and I don't know who this person is?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	I really don't know what I would do.
	It's just kind of weird to come up and...
	You know what?
	I would just come up and be like, hey, I think you're cute.
	You would do that actually?
	I would.
	I would.
	When's the last time you've done that in your lifetime?
	I have done it.
	How long ago?
	Once, right?
	How ripe are your strawberries?
	So you can't remember.
	I did it with my five year long relationship.
	If I'm right, I'm the one that came up to him.
	Sister guy that left you?
	No, this was before this guy.
	Okay.
	I actually left that relationship.
	So just one time.
	Did you guys go to school together?
	Was he a stranger?
	He was a stranger.
	At the club.
	At the club?
	You walked up to him in the club?
	Yeah, I did.
	And you said what?
	You were drunk?
	You were cute?
	I can't remember what I said, but I was the one that came up to him, for sure.
	Interesting.
	What about you, how would you go about, since you said that that was too much, how would you actually go about getting a guy when you're behind him at the grocery store?
	I don't know, I think, I get shy if I like somebody, so I would just like, maybe just look at him and that's it.
	I do, I get nervous if I like somebody.
	Wait, you would just look at him?
	I think I would just look at him.
	Let me smile.
	Show us the look then.
	This is why we're single, guys.
	This is why the fuck we're single.
	It's like, how is he supposed to know that you like him?
	Look at the camera and give them the look.
	You get the guy.
	You said you haven't been, how long have you been single for?
	Two months.
	Clearly that look doesn't work.
	Okay, hold on, hold on.
	Wow!
	Better for you.
	Show us a look.
	Give him the look.
	It's easier for her because she doesn't have to...
	Give him the look because he's right there.
	Give him the look.
	Just look this way because she doesn't have to move her neck because then it's awkward.
	Okay, okay.
	Yeah, look at him because I'm over here on the other side, bro.
	No, I'm darkness, but like, you know...
	All right, give us...
	Go ahead.
	Look at the...
	Give Fresh the look.
	Let's see how it goes.
	Darkness.
	I can't.
	Don't look crazy.
	Don't look crazy, okay?
	Don't look crazy.
	I can't.
	I wouldn't...
	I get shy, I can't.
	Come on.
	See, this is tough, bro.
	This is too hard, I can't.
	Liquid courage.
	Well, the question is, how would you like a girl to come up to you?
	Us?
	Yeah, if you don't know her.
	If you were at the grocery store and a girl likes you, how would you like her to be?
	I'll tell you after everyone answers.
	What would you do?
	I already did a whole demonstration you guys called me.
	So I need help as in like what do you guys want from me?
	Huh?
	Me?
	Yeah.
	Okay, I'm shy as well.
	To get his attention.
	I mean, I'm not hating on the fact that she, like, got the mom info and stuff.
	That's nice.
	Go after what you want, right?
	Right.
	Hold on.
	But through the mom, though?
	Through the mom, mom's crazy.
	It's kind of wired.
	That's crazy.
	Go after.
	If that's the love of your life, go get him.
	Well, she told her ex that she was pregnant through another one.
	Shut up, dude.
	That don't even count.
	You haven't met him yet.
	How do you know he's the love of your life?
	Okay, okay.
	What I would do?
	Yeah, what would you do?
	I'll probably make eye contact some way, somehow.
	And then probably ask a question about something.
	Eye contact?
	Through those lashes?
	Yeah.
	I can't see shit.
	Yeah, I can see you.
	I can barely see you.
	You know what?
	Alright.
	You want to do a grocery store thing right now?
	We could.
	All right.
	This is what we're going to do.
	I'm going to have you try to pick up fresh.
	He's going to be in front of you at the grocery store.
	I want to see how you would go about talking to him.
	Me?
	Yes.
	Where's Chris?
	I like that.
	Where'd Chris go?
	Damn, this nigga, man.
	Useless.
	I think it's always in the bathroom.
	Yeah, man.
	Okay.
	You.
	We'll come back to you.
	All right, we'll do it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	How about you?
	How would you go about it?
	Do you slap your pineapple before you buy them?
	Do you spot the watermelon before you buy it, baby?
	Is that New York race?
	That's terrible.
	Is that New York race?
	I think that was racism.
	That's funny.
	Hold up.
	Who is not?
	What would you do about this?
	Hold on, hold on.
	So what would you do in the wintertime when it's not watermelon season?
	Fried chicken?
	We slap anything but else.
	We slap anything else but watermelon.
	You would go up to him and say you slap everything else except for watermelon?
	I would say, um, see, fuck, let me think, let me think.
	Something, like, really cute.
	Something that would make a nigga want to talk to me if I say something.
	As in, like, you know, like, if I get started in a conversation, I don't like it, I'm leaving.
	So, therefore, like, how would I want him to interact with me?
	I have to say something that I think he's into.
	So, what is he looking at while he's shopping?
	We'll look at what he's shopping for.
	Then be like, okay, okay, okay, okay.
	Then, you know, go into depth.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Can I understand that?
	So you guys, like, look like you guys check out girls together?
	No, I don't want to see...
	No, no, no, no.
	I'm saying if...
	The question was if I saw him shopping and I wanted to raise him up while I'm shopping myself, I would look at what he's shopping at.
	Oh, okay.
	I was about to say, like, if you saw a season girl, I'd check out a nice ass.
	I think I'm going to pick the same one that you're picking.
	Yo, deadass?
	I would laugh.
	I love it!
	I love it!
	I immediately thought about some girl's ass walking by.
	She's like potatoes.
	I'm into it.
	What kind of what the fuck looking at?
	I like it.
	Yeah, which one do you like?
	What kind of that do you want?
	Tell me what color?
	I'd be like, yo, you're exing?
	Is that you exing?
	You'd be like, where's the Uber?
	Who's going home?
	Where we going?
	Okay.
	Who's house are you going to?
	That's a feeling.
	So if you were shopping for, let's say, blueberries, what would you say?
	The big ones or the small ones?
	Which one?
	The big juicy ones or the small little sweet tart, little hard johns?
	Which ones?
	They're all...
	They're all not the same, don't they?
	They're all in the same section.
	The blueberry?
	He's in the berry section.
	They might have the same aftertaste, but they don't taste the same in the beginning, baby.
	Let's do a life.
	Never.
	Let's do a life.
	What?
	What's up?
	I'm gonna...
	Chris is back, by the way.
	Okay.
	I want her...
	So we're gonna do this...
	So you know what?
	He's in the berry aisle.
	I want to see you pick him up and then we'll go to you.
	Improv.
	So I'll do the first one.
	Chris is next.
	Christina's next.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Come.
	If you could take your headphones off coming to the front.
	Me?
	Yes.
	We're going to have you reenact how you would actually do this.
	So Fresh is the guy.
	He's going to be pretending.
	Well, no, bro, you're a dude.
	It depends.
	Where we at?
	Yeah, you're a nigga, man.
	She's supposed to pick you up.
	Shop right?
	Where we at?
	Yeah.
	They don't have shop rights here in Miami, but that's an East Coast thing.
	Okay, here you go.
	Let's just say you're at...
	I was going to say Pathmark, but they don't exist either anymore.
	Just let's say that you're at...
	Uh, fuck, what the hell?
	Publix, I'll say, since we're all here in Florida now.
	Publix, I know.
	Yeah, let me move out the way.
	All right, Publix.
	Move this camera.
	Oh, baby.
	Okay, so let's say I'm, um, looking at...
	Publix has books?
	Where's the blueberries at?
	Are they over here?
	They're over here.
	All right, let's say, let's say it's like...
	Okay, they're over here.
	Where?
	Okay, where are they at right here?
	Wait, nigga, you...
	You're too close, nigga.
	You're too close.
	Oh, my God.
	Wait, it's the first date type of thing.
	Okay, hold on.
	No, no, no.
	So, okay, first, keep the mic close to you like this, and then...
	Nigga, so close.
	Goddamn.
	Give me a blueberry.
	Now.
	Them blueberries, man!
	Them blueberries!
	Okay, okay, okay.
	John will start.
	Them fucking blueberries, man.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	We're not sitting, you're standing.
	He's looking at the berries.
	Who sits when they shop?
	I don't know.
	Let's go.
	Go ahead and pick him up.
	How would you start a conversation?
	Damn.
	Damn.
	I can't do this.
	I need complete silence when we get...
	Okay, everyone's going to be quiet.
	Go ahead.
	Remember to keep the mic close to your mouth so that the audience can hear you.
	Yes, sir.
	Alright, how would you do it?
	You like them blue ones?
	Or the purple ones?
	Which ones you like?
	Excuse me?
	You're supposed to be.
	God damn.
	Don't get uncomfortable, baby.
	Okay, it's okay.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay.
	The blue ones.
	Or the purple ones.
	Which ones?
	Big or large?
	The blue ones.
	The big.
	We talking about blueberries.
	Big blueberries, right?
	Yeah.
	I got a couple.
	Your son, you bugging me.
	You bugging me too close to me.
	Yo, this is jail.
	Me too.
	Yo, yo, yo, yo.
	Bro, bro, bro, bro.
	This is crazy.
	S.A., S.A. Failed.
	Blueberries for too long.
	I'm talking about blueberries for too long.
	And she got no ass.
	I got nothing.
	I got nothing.
	Listen.
	You said I could do better, so I'll take that shit.
	Once you called her body whack, I said I'm not standing up.
	She said I should do better.
	She's fine.
	She's bad.
	Don't play to them.
	You failed.
	No, I get failed.
	Listen, so I'm not getting your number, none of that?
	No!
	That's terrible.
	None of that?
	First off, you're too close to me, right?
	It's distance, right?
	I've never been told that before.
	So I'm too close to you?
	Yes!
	Whoever said that in their life?
	Okay, hold on, hold on.
	Whoever said that?
	You came right here in my face.
	I'm like, God damn it!
	Yeah, I'm trying to...
	That was too close, bro.
	I can't touch anyone else.
	Wait till you...
	Yo, what's the camera at, bro?
	You letting me touch you, though.
	You letting me touch you.
	God.
	Okay, okay, okay, I see, I see, I see.
	Is that how I'm going to approach you?
	No, no.
	Basically, if you were approaching me like that, honestly, I'd laugh my ass off.
	I'm not the same.
	I find humor in dark things, okay?
	So that shit, I would laugh.
	But anyone else here, they call the cops.
	Yeah.
	And you're going to get arrested.
	Okay, Chris, your turn, bro.
	She's terrible.
	Terrible.
	Terrible.
	You would be coming home with me.
	You would say that for the camera, but you'd be coming home with me.
	You know you would.
	You know you would.
	I said, come home with me, baby.
	That part.
	You're going to come home with me.
	I'm scared, Frosty.
	I thought it was Slushy.
	Oh, yeah.
	Slushy.
	Slushy drives a hard part.
	You're going to come home with me, baby, and don't play like that.
	You know you would.
	You know you would come home with me.
	For the first time?
	I know.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm going to Chinatown Chinatown I miss the Iron unit What's the token name?
	Okay Chris - Oh, okay, okay.
	I need to panel this.
	Okay, so the scenario is you're in a store.
	He's shopping for some stuff.
	How do you get his attention basically?
	So he's looking for...
	You can't drop a pen.
	I'm getting these angles down.
	Or talk about his blueberries.
	Alright.
	Yeah.
	Shout Laura.
	Shout Laura Loomer.
	Okay.
	So yeah.
	So Chris, have your back turned to her.
	Right?
	As if you're at the cash rate.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You're paying for some shit and she's like behind you.
	How would she go about this?
	No, you're back to her.
	Back to her.
	Yeah, there you go.
	Okay.
	Go ahead, Ms.
	Dallas.
	How would you go ahead and initiate the conversation?
	Let's see.
	Excuse me.
	Hi.
	Excuse me.
	Hi.
	Sorry.
	Aren't you trying to figure out, like, which blueberries should I get?
	Should I get this brand or this brand?
	I mean, I'm in the Teach Hanley owl, the, you know, the hair products and shit, and skin products.
	Oh, oh, oh, okay.
	So you're the wrong owl.
	It's over there.
	Oh, wait, no, actually, I was looking for something else.
	Sorry.
	Chris, you're a dude.
	Oh, I'm a dude?
	- Dude, nigga!
	- Oh, my bad. - Bro. - Hey, I thought we were ron-rosing, man.
	- Okay, okay.
	- Okay, hold on. - You thought we were ron-rosing, man. - All right, I'm gonna produce it now. - We're on Bluebeats? - Reset, reset, reset, reset.
	Chris, you're in line, paying for your items.
	Okay.
	She's the chick behind you.
	Her job is to get your attention and get you to be attracted to her.
	Okay?
	So you're in line as a dude and now she's got to come up to you.
	So let's do it again.
	Your back is to her, remember, so she's got to somehow get your attention and get you involved.
	Go ahead.
	So everybody be quiet, okay, so that she can focus.
	Everybody be quiet.
	All right?
	Now, Ms.
	Dallas, go ahead.
	You're in role.
	Go ahead.
	Hey, excuse me.
	I'm so sorry.
	I'm just trying to figure out, like, which brand should I buy?
	Should I buy the organic brand, the regular brand?
	Like, I'm kind of indecisive, man.
	Organic?
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I'm stuck between the two.
	Like, you seem like you work out or something, healthy.
	So I'm just trying to figure out, like, which one should I get?
	It's organic, you know?
	What's your name, by the way?
	My name is Javia.
	Javia?
	Yes.
	That's black as fuck.
	fuck anyways JVM.
	What's up?
	No, I'm not from here.
	Okay.
	My bad.
	But.
	I'm just trying to figure out which is which, but are you seeing anyone by chance?
	I'm seeing you right now.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's fuck in.
	Turn around.
	I'm seeing the right girl.
	That's some song, you know?
	Come on.
	I thought you'd hear this episode.
	All right, all right.
	We'll check through that song. - What did it?
	I'm a Gemini.
	I like Geminis.
	Okay, cool.
	Two sides, you know?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's nice.
	How about you?
	No, I'm, you know.
	How about you?
	Money sign.
	That's nice.
	Okay, I'll fool with that too.
	Whatever.
	Alright, what else?
	I can see what you're doing, like, later?
	I'm doing you later, what's up?
	Oh, can I watch?
	Oh, you have the crystals and everything, okay.
	Well, let's lock in, like, get my number, Instagram, let's connect.
	Connect, okay.
	They sound too real.
	They sound too real.
	Right?
	I was like, I was like, I didn't get to the land.
	This is a slut, bro.
	Man, nigga, it's awesome.
	She's blushing.
	You got her blushing.
	I see you.
	Show me around Miami or something.
	I'm not from here.
	I'll show you something like organic too.
	Alright, see you later.
	He says see you later.
	That's pretty good, Chris.
	Alright, cool.
	The producer's gonna produce.
	No, no, Chris, Chris, Chris.
	You ain't seeing her later, you're seeing her now, nigga.
	I'm not going back.
	Fuck this shit, man.
	Fuck this shit, man.
	I'm done.
	Hey, girl.
	Okay, who's next?
	You're taking a host, nigga.
	I'm done.
	Hold on, hold on.
	I'm done for the night.
	She's next.
	I'm done for the night, man.
	She's next.
	I ain't going back.
	You're in a store.
	Prisoners?
	What?
	You need his attention.
	How do you get it?
	Come over here.
	No, man.
	Hey, you're so glad. - Excuse me. - No, I know this. - Girl, if you don't call it, stand up for the assignment, girl.
	I love it.
	She might do the pencil.
	Okay, go take your seat.
	She's gonna win because she got the booty shorts on.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Oh, Chris, I thought you wanted to get this thing going.
	It's about 1230.
	She wants to go, man.
	We'll do one more in chats.
	All right, one more.
	Drop it.
	Go ahead and rush me now, nigga, out there.
	He loves the attention.
	Listen.
	Listen, right now.
	Hey, listen.
	I have hands right now.
	I'm lit.
	Hold on.
	All right.
	The scenario is you're in the store.
	He's the guy.
	You're trying to pick him up.
	How do you get his attention?
	Chris, get it to roll if you don't mind.
	All right.
	Please do.
	I'm an actor.
	So he's looking at some stuff right now by the counter.
	How do you get his attention?
	Okay.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	What are you looking for?
	I'm looking for you.
	What are you shopping for?
	I'm shopping for some pencils.
	Some pencils.
	What kind of pencils do you use?
	You.
	I like that though.
	I came here to look at you.
	I came here to look at you.
	Hey, hey, listen.
	Sorry.
	Yo, yo.
	Let's calm down.
	What's your name?
	My name is Chris.
	My name is Kendra and I sing with you.
	Kendra?
	Okay.
	You're very handsome.
	Thank you.
	What else can I say?
	I don't do this, but you caught my eye.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	Oh yeah?
	That's not normal.
	Why?
	I just don't talk to people like that.
	Oh, you don't?
	Why?
	Because I'm selective.
	Okay.
	Okay, so your type is BBC? Whatever you want to call it.
	I mean, we didn't get to that point.
	My type is white, so I like skin.
	Okay, red bomb for the win.
	Let's go.
	What are you, like, mixed?
	Are you Jamaican?
	I'm mixed with Iowans, you know.
	Tenkits.
	Huh?
	Tenkits.
	Tenkits?
	Yeah.
	Oh, I thought you said, I don't know, I dead thought you said tenkits.
	Oh, tenkits?
	No, I literally thought you said tenkits.
	I ain't black as fuck, man.
	Okay, I'm Jamaican too.
	Hey, niggas are the blacks!
	I'm laughing!
	Stop laughing!
	I'm not laughing!
	I'm not laughing!
	What is that then, though?
	What is that?
	But I've never really had a tenkits.
	Where is that around?
	You don't have to worry about it, man.
	I don't think it's a sick kiss.
	I want to get your number and stuff, obviously, but like...
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Hold on, let's start a little bit, you know?
	So, where you from?
	I'm from Jacksonville, but I'm Jamaican too.
	Oh, you're Jamaican?
	So, do you live in Miami?
	What's up?
	No, I live in Florida.
	You single?
	I am.
	Why do you think I'm talking to you?
	I don't know, man.
	Some girls be out here, you know, they belong to the streets.
	Yeah, I'm not like that.
	I want to make sure no crazy ass shit.
	Yeah, I'm not like that.
	All right, cool.
	You like that?
	Yeah.
	Like what?
	You get down like that, like you talk to a couple people.
	Hey, I fuck, I fuck, man.
	Are you going to give me your number?
	Yeah, yeah, sure.
	My phone.
	Your phone?
	Put your number in my phone.
	No, hey, my phone.
	I elect girls who want to follow the world, you know what I'm saying?
	I'm going to follow you.
	If you don't follow me back tomorrow, I'm going to follow you.
	Okay, alright, cool.
	So, uh, tonight you free or what?
	No, tomorrow morning I'm free.
	We can go get brunch.
	I do mornings or breakfast.
	I do nights.
	Okay, we can go get dinner.
	Dinner?
	Yeah.
	Alright, cool.
	Dinner's fine.
	I'm where.
	You know what?
	Fuck it.
	I know where.
	Let's take you at, uh, Moshi Moshi.
	I don't know what that is.
	What?
	I'm going to go.
	Hey, Russell.
	It was nice.
	You did not just say that.
	It's a nice place.
	I want to go somewhere else.
	I'll decide.
	I'll run it by you.
	If you want to hang out with me, I'm just saying.
	It's a nice night.
	Moshe Moshe.
	We get some drinks afterwards.
	We hang out.
	Go to Vendome.
	Vendome!
	Okay, fine.
	Don't fuck Vendome.
	Maybe we can just go to the crib afterwards.
	I guess, but not too much.
	Don't think of it.
	I have a loft.
	It's fine.
	What'd you say?
	A loft, good views, you know, some drinks afterwards so we can probably light someone.
	There ain't no views there, baby.
	There ain't no views there.
	Let's go like that.
	You have a lot on the first day.
	Like, I gotta get you.
	The window is facing a concrete wall.
	I'm going to get you right now.
	Yeah, we are.
	Well, you know, people, we, you know, touch it.
	But okay, I'm not going to talk you ear off.
	It was nice talking to you.
	My hands are very soft.
	They're kind of rough.
	Oh, yeah, you're right.
	Yeah, they're soft.
	Your hands are soft.
	Alright, scene.
	Thank you.
	All right, well.
	Okay.
	All right, Chris.
	That was...
	Chris, close out the show, bro.
	Yeah, yeah, Chris.
	Come on, man.
	Sit down.
	Come on, man.
	He's bored with us.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	You didn't go yet, but you have boyfriends, so hypothetically, how would you do it?
	I would just say, hey, you're cute, can I have your Instagram message?
	I would do the same thing.
	How am I single?
	I don't know.
	She's the only one here that's in a relationship, okay?
	So therefore, we have to respect her.
	I gotta try this.
	We have to respect the way that she moved.
	She moved differently because she's in a relationship and we're not in a relationship.
	Okay, well, we'll give her the benefit of the doubt.
	Alright, some chats here and then we'll close up.
	Okay.
	Blue some iron?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Bill's on it right now for y'all.
	Don't worry.
	Come on, Pils, man.
	He got it, man.
	He got it, man.
	Lots of shit going on.
	Oh, now you know him.
	I think that you're very beautiful.
	You, by the way.
	Thank you.
	I think you're beautiful.
	Where?
	This one here.
	Most women are incapable of love.
	Ladies, ladies.
	I love that comment.
	Most women are capable of love because love is defined as the highest form of understanding.
	As most women don't understand, men, if you ladies disagree, then describe one...
	Love in one sentence and how would you slow show it to a man?
	Well, to be honest, Nick didn't answer earlier.
	Okay, that's fine.
	Next.
	No, no, no, but I think that's a good one.
	Above and beyond.
	Besides a boyfriend, a son.
	You know what I mean?
	I have a son in my life, so for me, it's like, what do I do to show that love?
	But this is for your man, though.
	I know, but whatever.
	I don't got one.
	Well, I think, honestly, it depends on what aspect they're talking about.
	What way do you want me to show you love?
	Do you want me to wake up early for you before you go to work, cook you breakfast?
	Nigga, you bring rocks to people who tell us this, bro.
	We got rocks and shit, man.
	Rock.
	What?
	You're like 20 what?
	How are you?
	Not even 20.
	I'm 19.
	But I still have a head on my shoulders.
	Like, my name means wisdom.
	I don't be playing that shit, you know?
	Okay, we're going to move on.
	Trey, ladies, what does it mean when you tell a guy that you are not feeling the connection you had hoped for?
	And is that a permanent decision regarding him?
	What does that mean, ladies?
	He says feeling the connection you hoped for is not there.
	What does that mean?
	I mean, if I don't feel it at the beginning.
	Like, for me, it's kind of like a connection that you know right away.
	If you don't feel that connection, it's just going nowhere.
	Like, if I'm not...
	So was that, you know, emotions?
	Dick?
	Yes.
	Because, like, she likes dick, so she was, like, crazy about dick, so she felt a connection.
	You do, right?
	Don't say it like that.
	No, but three weeks and then you pulled over his house?
	Well, it was like an attachment, you know, like...
	Yeah, an attachment, yeah.
	Because if you just fuck to fuck like how you said, like, I don't do that.
	Yes, you do.
	No, I don't.
	Because you said that you wasn't with him.
	We were fucking.
	It was three weeks.
	Yeah, I know.
	But you still pulled over his house, though.
	I did.
	He was too close.
	He was too close to my house.
	Like, he was like two minutes away.
	All right.
	It was about now.
	Okay, all right.
	What does that mean?
	I don't do those messes, man.
	I don't, you know, like, I just don't do that kind of mess.
	Like, I'm just, you know, like, I just don't do that kind of mess.
	Like, if he's not cutting it, he's just not cutting it.
	Next.
	Like, that's it.
	Okay.
	What does that mean for you?
	I feel like after two or three days, the connection is like if you can love with you, if I like your personality or something.
	Yes, you are French, so you know about Zinua.
	Yeah, after two or three days, I already know.
	Circle Bloor?
	She could blur?
	I don't know.
	Blur?
	Blur?
	What about you?
	What does that mean for you?
	Whenever we lose connection, yeah, I just don't feel emotionally attached to you.
	The dick is small.
	I just don't feel like...
	The dick minimizes throughout the time.
	And the head was medium.
	There's no chemistry.
	The head?
	The head was medium and the dick was small.
	Okay, what does that mean for you?
	When you stop talking, you stop talking.
	Basically.
	That's it.
	And for you?
	Well, what was the question again?
	You said something about emotional unavailability.
	Yeah, I gotcha, stupid.
	What are you?
	Nah, let me say it now.
	Because I feel like me personally, if I'm talking to somebody early on, when you first meet somebody, that's their representative stage according to people.
	You don't really know how they actually are.
	I don't really talk to guys.
	Guys will come and talk to me and be like, oh yeah, I want to do this.
	I want to do this and this and this.
	Eventually, it shows that you're not there.
	Oh my God.
	Is it your business?
	What's yours?
	I'm asking you right now.
	Less than 15.
	15?
	I mean, that's 15 guys you talk to though.
	Less than 15.
	At 19?
	Yeah.
	Goddamn, bro.
	Almost 20.
	That's crazy, bro.
	At 19?
	It's life and...
	Chad, at 19, bro?
	I'm not your favorite.
	Life?
	No, 19 is crazy.
	Yeah, it's crazy, bro.
	Like, you're on the streets, bro.
	Yo, yo, yo.
	She's lying, too, bro.
	She's lying about what?
	She's lying, too.
	It's like 19 times 3.
	Lying about what?
	Body count, bro.
	I'm not lying.
	It's less than 15.
	19?
	That's a lot, though.
	Less than 15, less than 19.
	Like, merch.
	What I got a life for.
	And for you, what does that mean?
	Losing a connection with somebody.
	Um, it just means that I'm not attracted anymore.
	Well said.
	Cheers to the point.
	Okay, uh, Myron, Nike slides.
	Myron, Nike slides?
	Yeah, yeah, he out, man.
	Yo, Overwatch, man.
	Go ahead.
	Uh, me?
	Really?
	Bro, I can't even see that shit, bro.
	I'm blind as fuck.
	I'm serious, man.
	That's why I spilled some fucking, fix the camera, man.
	Fresh read.
	Go ahead, bro.
	Can a lady answer this question?
	Generally speaking, in most cases, who do you think usually is responsible for divorce, breakups, and the husband or boyfriend or the girlfriend?
	Also, Maren, why do you always...
	Me?
	Him.
	So, who's responsible in the breakups and divorce?
	The husband or the boyfriend or the wife or girlfriend, ladies?
	I think it's normally the...
	Let's do a raise of hands.
	For husbands and boyfriends, raise your hand for breakups, you think?
	I'm sorry, I can't read the question.
	Okay, for wife, girlfriend, breakups.
	Okay.
	Alright, so majority girls.
	Yeah, girl.
	Alright, next one.
	Chris26 says, Myron, I know you like this question.
	Let's try it a different way.
	Ladies, including myself, who is the most attractive and least attractive woman on the panel?
	Oh, my God.
	That's a pretty good one.
	Can I take my bathroom break?
	No.
	I need to use the restroom.
	No, ladies.
	We're in the show soon, so we have a couple of questions right now.
	Christian Vera.
	We have here an off-topic question from Myron.
	I know going to college for the field isn't required, although I am.
	What advice can you give to me in pursuing the career at M18? Love what you guys are doing.
	If you want to work for the FBI, DEA, or Homeland Security, you want to be a special agent, you should get your bachelor's degree.
	And get an accounting or something, or a language skill.
	Also tell him he has to have a clean record.
	Because that's important.
	Oh!
	Hey, hold on.
	Yeah, no, he's right though.
	You talking, you just said something about...
	She literally committed 1,001 trying to tell.
	I'm just saying.
	It was five years ago.
	Question from the Stork94.
	What is the difference between wanting something versus deserving something?
	Follow up, what are the qualities slash characteristics of a woman who deserves to be courted versus one that does not deserve to be courted at all?
	Oh, Jesus.
	I mean, look at this panel, bro.
	Jaleel.
	Not too much.
	What happened?
	What's wrong with us?
	That's a good question, though.
	We ain't too flash.
	You ain't a host.
	See, now we gonna spend the whole block.
	Hey, listen.
	Raise your hand if you got a man.
	Ain't nobody...
	No.
	All right, exactly.
	No, but like...
	Raise your hand if we have a girlfriend.
	All right, wait, wait, wait.
	Raise your hand if we're celibate.
	Have you fucked?
	In the past couple weeks, have you fucked?
	When was the last time you had sex?
	I hope so.
	Are you in a relationship?
	I mean, that's easy for you guys.
	You guys are fucked.
	Nah.
	I'm saying don't be like that, because you definitely know.
	You fucked within the past couple weeks.
	I fucked who?
	And did you fuck your wife?
	No, you didn't, because you don't got one.
	You don't have a girlfriend either.
	Who you fucked then?
	Some random that he met here.
	Me being single is...
	Someone at the grocery store?
	Can I talk?
	Someone you took home?
	With the blueberries and shit?
	Maybe.
	Maybe.
	Is the teacher...
	Oh, sorry.
	Go ahead.
	Let me respond.
	All right.
	So, you getting married is a flex.
	Me getting married is not a flex.
	Because, you know why?
	Because I have to choose a girl.
	So, at the end of the day, if I don't wanna get married, I'm cool, I'm chillin', right?
	But if I'm fuckin', that's a flex, because, you know, I just wanna fuckin' pump a dump and whatever.
	Why is that different for females?
	You get married, it's an ultimate commitment, an ultimate win.
	Yeah, but anybody can get an open dump.
	The real flex is having a show that you can get a dump.
	Why is that different for a female?
	So, you'd say you have to choose somebody, so we don't, we choose dirt, like, we have to choose someone, too.
	You don't choose people, you choose who you can get.
	The guy that you want, right?
	That was the most ignorant thing I've ever heard in my life.
	You can't even fucking pick him because he doesn't want you.
	That's not even true.
	You're 20 or what?
	I don't know how...
	You look like you're 32.
	With tattoos, right?
	No, I'm 25.
	You sound stupid as fuck.
	No, no, no.
	I don't sound stupid.
	I'm just saying you're so single.
	Smooth.
	I'm saying smooth.
	I'm not saying smooth.
	I can't really hear it because it's Myron's headphones.
	I'm not saying you sound stupid.
	I said you sound smooth.
	All right, cool.
	But the end of the day is this.
	You can't, like, you personally, if the guy that you want is not going to choose you willingly because he has to get on his knees, he has to pay for the ring, he has to, you know, actually do the work.
	You know what?
	I like her.
	She's cool and everything.
	It's so much work to get down on one knee, baby.
	I bet you're not wearing all white either.
	What?
	Like, how much work do I do to get down on one knee?
	Why do you talk like you said you're red or you're black or something like that, bro?
	Say marry me and say you love me.
	And say you love me?
	Okay, hold on.
	Hold on.
	This is where you spend the whole thing.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I think I already answered that in the beginning, right?
	You get too fluctuated and you get too fluctual and you're like, okay, how much is your body count?
	You keep talking and I'm trying to answer your questions.
	You're asking me questions.
	Why I keep talking?
	The fuck?
	You ask me questions.
	The fuck?
	Okay.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	No, no.
	It's cool because, you know what?
	I'm happy right now.
	No, I fuck with you.
	I fuck with you heavy.
	I really fuck with him.
	I understand.
	I have to hit the gym a little more.
	It's fine.
	It is what it is.
	But at the end of the day, bro, it's like, men have to improve.
	I get that shit.
	But if you're 31, if you're plus, like, you're 25, right?
	I'm 25.
	And you're still single.
	No, I'm definitely single.
	What you mean still?
	Still from where?
	Do you want a family?
	Still from what year?
	Do you want a family?
	I am single, not still single.
	Do you want a family?
	I do got a family, yes.
	Okay, what are you doing currently to make that happen?
	What you mean, make what happen?
	A family.
	A family.
	So, like, to make sure that we all stabilize?
	No, no, you, nigga.
	No, just creative.
	What are you doing personally to achieve a family?
	Like...
	Okay, so family by what?
	I got family.
	I don't have kids.
	I don't got a wife.
	I don't got a wife.
	I don't got a husband.
	I don't got none of that.
	I don't got kids.
	None of that.
	So what I'm saying, my family is my mother.
	So what are you doing?
	What are you doing currently to attain a boyfriend, a.k.a.
	a fiancé, a.k.a.
	a husband?
	Keeping myself stable.
	Keeping myself on ten toes.
	A man doesn't care about your finances.
	No, but it doesn't mean that.
	It means I'm keeping myself on ten toes.
	Emotionally, physically, financially.
	Alright.
	You don't love someone else.
	If you're not sanctioned here, you're not going to be sanctioned somewhere else.
	- If you want a man, do not cut him off.
	- Of course not. - Shut the fuck up. - Don't tell me that.
	- Clock it. - Don't tell him that. - Don't tell him that.
	Come on.
	- All right, so I'm done.
	- Look at me, look at me, look at me.
	- Can I ask a question?
	- Watch him out, bitch.
	- Don't do that.
	- Can I ask a question?
	- Wait, wait, wait.
	- Can I ask a question?
	- Watch him out.
	- All right, go ahead.
	- Okay, do you think being single means that you're not worthy of having somebody?
	Me?
	Being single?
	No, not for you, like for a woman or like in general.
	No, because most women want to be in a relationship with a guy.
	But do you think some outside?
	So it's like the older they get, it's like guys gonna sit here and say, oh, you're 31?
	Yeah, I love other women and shit.
	And then they'll fuck you.
	And then before you know it, it's like, oh, baby, where are you at?
	Like, no, it's all good.
	I don't think it's true.
	They're not going to take you seriously because older women are easier.
	I don't think especially older women with kids, bro.
	I don't think it's true.
	You always want a busy woman until you get one.
	No.
	I swear to fucking God, you always want a career woman until you get one.
	Period.
	Because you get one that's like busy on her shit.
	And all of a sudden, like, the fuck you?
	We lied to you.
	Because you're like, yo, you're a boss, babe?
	We like that shit.
	No, you don't.
	And then we fuck you.
	And then...
	And then you're too insecure.
	You think you're addicted to magic or something, though.
	Girls, girls, girls, girls.
	I'm going to keep this short and simple, all right?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Raise your hand if you've been pumped and dumped Men don't care because we still fuck But you care because you like
	By pump and dump do you mean like As in you hit it and you're like I never hit it And then they let go to you?
	Someone's fuck to you and they let go to you.
	Why?
	Because you know what?
	Guys, I'll tell you lies.
	Yo, we like boss baseball single kids and 31 years old.
	We like girls who talk over us and blah, blah, blah.
	Oh, we like girls who pop to our house with fucking rocks and shit, you know?
	Let it die.
	That was one time.
	And then we fucking leave you alone.
	That's why that nigga moved all the way to a whole other state.
	That wasn't about me.
	Bisexual women do it too.
	I have a question.
	Hold on.
	I have a question.
	Chris just cooked.
	Very well.
	Did he?
	Let's just finish because we've got so much chat here.
	Yeah, we do.
	We'll come back to you.
	Jaleel, I swear, if I had a dollar for every time a girl said I feel like on this show, I'd have enough money to pay for however much FNF charges to have a fan on after hours.
	I buy Chris at Lifetime Supply of Henny.
	Leave me FNFW Rumble.
	All right?
	Professor Sharmuda says, uh, yo Chris, please stop bringing these hopeless Sharmudas from the soup kitchen.
	Anyways, reading from Fresh, Professor Severus Snape 2, Jar Jar Binks 3, Breast Cancer 4, Unpaid Icy 3, Colored Creature 2, Anal Yeast, what the f- Which one am I? Which one am I? I need to know this.
	Yeah, go back over it.
	Am I the fat drainer?
	Fat drainer's two, yeah.
	God damn, bro.
	I'm Mariana three.
	God damn.
	Catch me in three months from now.
	I'm gonna lose 20 pounds for your bitch ass.
	That's good.
	El Ozil says, shout out to Adriana, the baddest honey in the room.
	Oh, thank you.
	Wait, they didn't do me.
	They didn't do me.
	Do me.
	Do the rest of the panel.
	Oh, that's also.
	Oh, no.
	They did you.
	What's mine?
	You're unpaid Icy.
	Which one am I? Oh, my gosh.
	Yo, Myron, this is a good mic, man.
	Goddamn, man.
	Hella paid.
	Hella paid.
	Hella paid over here.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, Gas says, ratings from fresh to Myron.
	Give me 15k, I'll buy you one.
	Alright, I'm gonna go.
	The TK? No, he said no.
	He's not lying.
	Putsarilla says, 2.
	Shiboon, 2.
	Mad Libs, 3.
	Trillipark Tammy, 3.
	Return of the Shiboon, 2.
	Great Value Starfire, 4.
	Minority Lara Croft, 4.
	Tears for Fears, 4.
	Also, the pen drop trick is from Legally Blonde.
	It's called The Bent and Snap.
	Thank you!
	The Bent and Snap, babe!
	It's a thing!
	And then Mike T says, ladies, is your guy having higher intelligence than you, a turn-on, or intimidating?
	No, it's a turn-on.
	It's a turn-on.
	I find it intimidating as fuck.
	A man that can teach me something?
	I don't know.
	What do you mean?
	A man that can teach you something?
	I find, no, a man that can teach you something is one thing, but if you know something more than what I know.
	He can teach it.
	I like to teach you.
	Ladies, shh.
	Real Trump says, Yo FNF, I don't normally dabble in the dark, but that girl in the middle of the table gave me some jungle fever.
	What's your Instagram?
	Loraslam6.
	There you go.
	You got a follow right there.
	All right, uh, Rumble Rants, or, uh, cancel the club?
	Jalissa says, Myron, please cancel this cracker, barrel, deep, web.
	Oh, she's calling right now.
	Oh, my God.
	Y'all did not.
	Oh, my God.
	That was so fast.
	That was so fast.
	That's crazy.
	That's crazy.
	I mean, hey, listen, man.
	She really wanted to date me.
	How should I feel about that?
	Girls, girls, girls, hold on, pause.
	When I went on the rules in the back, Right?
	Didn't I warn her not to hijack the show?
	Not to take too long?
	Like, right?
	Yeah.
	Right?
	So, I warned her twice.
	Maren warned her.
	And she still decided to come out here and be the most, alright?
	Yeah.
	So, chat, as you guys know, we warned the girls, but...
	Yeah, Chris does a very good job of warning the girls beforehand, before the show, what to do, what not to do, so that's all on her.
	And, uh, Chet, listen, man, I know you guys are, uh, L panel, L this.
	Listen, I see Instagrams, I see what they do.
	I don't, you know, determine what the fuck they were gonna talk about all this shit.
	Come on, man!
	Don't blame me for this show.
	You don't blame me, really, but come on.
	Like, you niggas the fuck!
	Y'all didn't have the best questions either.
	Y'all whack as fuck too with your little stupid comments.
	This is why they're like this, chap, because you guys still fuck, man.
	Exactly.
	If any of the niggas send you in DMs, send me a screenshot, bro.
	I will, because I know about like 10 of them.
	My Instagram is Mariah.
	I see you.
	Y'all need to know that shit.
	Send me a screenshot.
	Hold on, hold on.
	You said the questions?
	What was wrong with the questions?
	Sorry.
	What?
	Somebody was saying something about the questions we asked?
	That was you.
	That was not me.
	She's talking about the comments.
	I was getting comments.
	What the fuck?
	That was not me.
	No disrespect, but you did say something about the questions not being...
	As in, like, the comments.
	Like, not the guys.
	Like, the comments.
	Like, the jawline.
	This is mine.
	The ass is mine.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	The questions were fine.
	I'm talking about...
	Y'all in the comments are kind of, you know, like you can do grossly better, motherfuckers.
	I think that's why Chris says don't look at the chat.
	Yeah, do better, do better.
	Can you ask our questions?
	Chris, don't breathe in the mic.
	Nigga, this is a good mic, bro.
	It's like it picks up everything.
	I think this is doing a great job, by the way.
	I try, man.
	I try, man.
	Camus says, the Red Pill needs to be united.
	Would y'all ever consider doing a podcast with no Fugazi?
	No Fugazi.
	I would.
	I don't know who that is.
	Fugazi means fake.
	Like, no bullshit.
	Actually, I think it's the other podcast.
	Like, ours?
	Yeah, something like that.
	Fresh's balls.
	What the fuck, Chris?
	It's not a single body for us tonight.
	Fresh, call one of your baddies to go on rotation to handle us.
	This nigga Chris probably did a line of coke and was butt chugging Henny out of someone's ass.
	He selected his panel.
	Oh, Chris.
	They sound too familiar with that.
	Yeah.
	They sound too familiar with that.
	Number four.
	Yeah.
	That's that guy that don't get nothing at the club.
	For sure.
	I see Saitube says, without Myron, y'all gonna have to change the name to Fresh and Grits.
	Oh, my God.
	That's actually really good, though.
	Oh, damn.
	That's actually really good.
	LeVon says, sorry Myron, I hope you're not tired.
	Ladies, what makes you above average if you think you are?
	The fact that I don't give a fuck if you think I'm a bud average or not.
	That's what makes me a bud.
	I don't give a shit.
	I would say my confidence.
	Or probably I believe in the spiritual aspect of life.
	I pray.
	That's my thing.
	So I could support in that aspect religiously.
	Well, not even religiously because that's a big word.
	But spiritually, I can be your support system.
	How many of you in here think you're above average?
	Raise your hand.
	That's a big word?
	If you're above average.
	Like what?
	Looks?
	In one.
	Let's say one out of ten of looks.
	In one.
	I'd say one out of ten.
	Raise your hand if you're a ten.
	I'm not a ten.
	Nine, eight.
	Nine, eight.
	I'm like a solid six.
	Eight, seven.
	Yeah.
	Six.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm on a good day.
	Six.
	Five.
	Four.
	Three?
	Alright.
	I'm not a one, bro.
	Chris, this is very telling.
	I already have a...
	I can't be a one.
	Anymore?
	Nobody says, should implement new rule.
	Every time Chris brings out on a rug muncher, he has to throw away a bottle of Henny and can't drink for the next three after hours.
	It's been a while.
	Candy Shop, these 304s need to hear it.
	WFNF, L304s.
	Wait, so...
	So you're saying if I bring on a rug muncher, I have to throw...
	Oh, so, um...
	Lesbian.
	I mean, she's bisexual, man.
	I'm bisexual.
	Don't wear a bottle of Hennessy and not drink for the next three after hours?
	She's not a lesbian, guys.
	I'm bisexual.
	I'm not a lesbian.
	I won't lie.
	It's hard as fuck.
	No one brings girls, new girls, every fucking week, three times a week.
	Exactly.
	That's hard.
	Listen, if you guys dealt with them for two hours, imagine me dealing with them from 9 a.m.
	in the morning to now.
	To give Chris's credit, he does put in the work and his team.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Shout out to the team, man.
	The team has been doing work, man.
	The team does very well.
	I appreciate the team in the back, so.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	Let's say you give birth to a monkey.
	That's her.
	I mean, your child.
	That's so amazing.
	Would he be delusional for that?
	And what would go through your head?
	No, I think that's okay.
	I think it's okay.
	It's fine.
	Okay, we can move on.
	$5 tip for that.
	That's so rude.
	Punisher says, to a 35-year-old chick with the saggy tits.
	She left.
	Yeah, she left.
	You said you fucked her.
	That's fine.
	It's next.
	Oh, God.
	Haitian Moe, aka Buffet, housemaster.
	Oh, no.
	Is that blood?
	Yeah, it is blood.
	Yo.
	Okay.
	Bumbukla!
	Bumbukla!
	Three, Diglett says, no one cares, crackhead.
	Hey!
	That's a hundred dollars, though.
	A hundred dollars.
	That was from the girl in the corner, by the way.
	Wall of Yemen says, this is why the girl in the video did it the right way.
	Having the mom introduce will probably get her relationship.
	Doing it the way these girls did it will most likely get you from...
	We'll just get them fucked, basically.
	No, but I feel like that's an honest opinion.
	Because I would never go through the mom, but maybe that might be the secret.
	That might be the secret.
	I think for an immediate answer.
	No, I doubt it.
	No, but think about it.
	Think about it.
	Mom always knows best.
	I'm a mom.
	The first impression being from my mother is different.
	Don't talk to my fucking mother.
	You talk to me first, baby.
	My mother.
	Nigga, she needs some real help.
	Okay.
	Who?
	You, nigga.
	Me?
	A 20 train says, when was the last time you did drugs?
	Ladies, how ghetto are you on a scale of one to five?
	Oh, my God.
	I'm a solid five.
	To the girl that says baby every two seconds, drink every time you say baby.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, shit, then I'll be fucking lit, bro.
	Drink every second you watch us, bitch.
	The one that got kicked.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, that's fine.
	Mr.
	Doctor says, name the countries other than the USA, Mexico, and Canada And don't repeat what other girls say.
	You know what?
	Let's start right here.
	Three countries.
	You can't name USA, Mexico, or Canada.
	Colombia, Spain, Chile.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	That's not fair.
	Bitch, it's a whole hundred countries, man.
	Oh shit!
	I'm fucked!
	Africa Africa Africa South Africa North Africa North Africa South Africa South Africa I'm done Some college Some college Okay We didn't hear you What'd you say I think I said it wrong, so I'm gonna try again.
	South Africa.
	Okay.
	And Brazil.
	Okay.
	Speak up.
	Someone said Spain.
	She said Spain already.
	Oh, sorry.
	Okay, so, no.
	Haiti literally did their thing.
	They're like their own thing right now.
	She still said Africa, though.
	Yeah, she did.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Fuck, man.
	What about you?
	Haiti's not Africa.
	Three countries.
	Oh, my God.
	Who the fuck said Africa?
	Ladies, ladies, ladies.
	It's her turn.
	Go ahead.
	Italy, Morocco, Congo.
	Yeah, she knows, bro.
	What about you?
	Forget about it.
	Japan.
	Okay.
	Konnichiwa.
	Hey, he's right, actually.
	That's correct.
	Thank you.
	Two more.
	Peru.
	Okay, one more.
	China.
	Good job!
	China's nice.
	What about you?
	I bet fresh women.
	I was going to say Brazil, China, and Ireland.
	You can't do that.
	Different countries.
	Different countries?
	Yeah.
	Brazil?
	She already said it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So it all has to be complete.
	So it's going to make it harder by the time it gets around here.
	Listen, baby.
	You got it!
	It's harder!
	Australia.
	It's only 180 more.
	Someone already said that.
	Someone already said that.
	So the one thing that wasn't said was Ireland.
	Now I'm trying to think because I was going to say Brazil, Colombia, Australia.
	So listen, listen.
	I'm not a traveler.
	So basically I'm a...
	Stupid.
	I'm stupid, right?
	No.
	What?
	I'm going to say something very disrespectful, but I'm not going to say that.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	One of the rules is to be respectful, but then one of the little sounds is calling people stupid.
	Stupid.
	All right.
	That's what...
	No.
	If we're a host, it's one thing, all right?
	It's a podcast, all right?
	So if you're saying, okay, no, nigga, fuck you.
	It's our house, all right?
	It's one thing, but be respectful in a certain sense.
	Articolor is stupid with the 6-9 sound effect.
	It's playful.
	There's two different things.
	That girl who left, she was being disrespectful.
	Stupid.
	Can you please tell the difference?
	You're an adult, right?
	It's an opinion, sir.
	Now you're being disrespectful.
	I don't give a fuck.
	It's my podcast.
	That comment was out of pocket.
	No, it wasn't.
	The whole show, you've been boring as fuck and started saying you're here right now.
	And then your personality went up a little notch.
	It's fine.
	You're the one inviting me.
	Okay, well, I wish I did not invite you because you...
	Okay.
	Why are you here?
	Doing it as a favor.
	A favor for who?
	Ayande.
	Okay, you know what?
	Shout out to him, but he deserves better because he's brought at least what?
	Raise your hand if he brought you on the panel.
	Who?
	What's the name?
	Ayande.
	Ayande.
	One, two, three.
	Ayande.
	I just spell it.
	It doesn't matter.
	He brought three girls on the panel.
	Avron.
	Listen, it's your face, it's your personality, all right?
	We're trying to help you out here.
	I don't know what's going on with you, but it's a podcast where we're fucking lit.
	I'm sure he explained the rules to you, okay?
	So, you cool?
	It doesn't matter if I'm cool or not.
	What do you identify as?
	You're a woman?
	Emo.
	He said, Oh my God.
	He said, No.
	Yo, my nigga.
	I got, I got.
	What's up, man?
	You want to apply?
	Like, come on, man.
	Like, talk to me, Porto.
	Like, don't sit here and...
	Come on, man.
	We gonna move on, bro.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay.
	Three countries.
	We didn't forget you.
	Say Puerto Rico.
	That's not a fucking country.
	I'm hoping, ladies.
	No helping.
	Next person.
	I already said my piece.
	Okay.
	Wait, what was her piece?
	Yo.
	Ecuador.
	Okay.
	Uganda.
	Antigua.
	Oh.
	Antigua.
	What about you?
	That was nice.
	Russia, Venezuela, Argentina.
	There you go.
	Awesome.
	Fucking.
	Okay.
	That was so hard to do.
	All right.
	Hold on.
	We got some more here.
	YouTube Bot, 20 bucks.
	Thanks.
	Jerome, this panel wins the award for the most abysmal thumbnail I've ever seen.
	Y'all look like those CD Puerto Ricans that get the check first.
	You never even been to Puerto Rico.
	Second and third from Myron Vallad, though.
	Connecticut, Puerto Rican.
	He ain't never been to Puerto Rico.
	Your name's Jerome.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	How many chats left?
	Like seven.
	Alright, cool.
	Let's part through this.
	Tertra Trove says, ratings from right to left, 1 out of 10.
	Fiona, 3.
	Princess Bella, 2.
	Weird Tits, 3.
	Brows, 2.
	Woman Kang, 2.
	French Arab, 6.
	Linebacker, shoulders, 4.
	Dracula, 5.
	Something to browse me.
	They call it brows.
	We're doing this way.
	Am I browsed?
	That's what it is.
	Let me tell you, I really do build linebackers.
	My son is a G! Did someone say Dracula?
	Wait, so...
	So your son is, um...
	My son definitely can, like...
	His father's black or Spanish?
	His father is definitely black.
	Okay, yeah.
	Makes sense.
	Makes sense.
	Okay.
	Uh...
	Emiliano Mucca says...
	You guys keep saving lives over here from these holes.
	Wait, which one am I? I'll take five, baby.
	I'm the highest.
	Emiliano Mucca says...
	I bet you look like my left titty.
	You definitely look like my left titty, Emiliano Muka.
	I guarantee it.
	You're a virgin, and you look like my left titty.
	He responds to you and says, America's fucking doomed.
	I've been watching the show for three years now, and from almost 30Ks, girls, none of them has told my goal to be a mother and wife, but they all look like a bad-fused pussy STDs.
	My goal is to be a mother and a wife.
	I want to be a mom.
	Move back.
	Wherever you come from.
	That's interesting.
	Move the fuck back.
	That's very interesting.
	Like, nobody wants to be your baby mama either.
	Sorry.
	Okay.
	No, it's fine.
	CyberBollick says, WFNF, going out to catch this one on the replay, currently watching the H3 debate, dealing with my girl crying, saying, who let this thing reproduce?
	Shame my fucking head.
	Oh, my God.
	Goddamn.
	His girl can't get in through the first door either.
	I love this shit.
	She means he's in decline.
	Velsra says, Goddamn, Chris.
	You can't keep casting stupid, boring, ugly bitches.
	You gotta pick two.
	That was fresh.
	What?
	No, the girl who left.
	No, casting.
	Oh, casting?
	Okay.
	8714 dude says, Hey, Fresh and Fit.
	I just wanted to say y'all are some great inspiration for punk bitches.
	Here's my money.
	Beg for more.
	Water in the cup.
	Finger in his butt.
	That's what Fresh and Fit like to fuck.
	What?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So gay.
	Jagal Bag says, I've lost brain cells listening to these fucking stories.
	Thank you.
	Could you imagine dating these women?
	Biggest of the homies, Walter and Myron.
	Question for the ladies.
	What makes you special?
	Oof, I got you.
	Let's not go there.
	The fact that I don't give a fuck if you think I'm special or not, motherfucker.
	Stupid.
	Yeah, they're pretty much similar.
	Bandy says, like these, Myron wishes he was back at HSI. Is that true?
	Myron comments.
	Yep, man.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Go to the next one.
	PJMe says, yo, you got a room full of ditzy earheads, crybabies, but I thought they're all queens.
	Like, that girl third seat from Fresh should give her some of her balls.
	she needs to shut up and she a bully.
	The third from Fresh?
	How do you make sense?
	The one that left.
	I'm saying, I'm saying.
	Oh my God, y'all, you're foul.
	They don't even know how to grammar and spell.
	Ray Sama says, A girl that doesn't date short men or a guy that doesn't date fat women?
	The girl.
	Both are fucking shallow.
	What do you mean?
	Both are equally shallow.
	If you had to choose one gender, is it the man or woman that's shallow?
	Where's your hand?
	Listen, I'm 5'10".
	I'm 5'10", baby, okay?
	So dating a short man, I mean, you have to have a little bit more qualities.
	You gotta make me laugh in order for me to be with you, who's under 5'10".
	But what I'm saying is, the other way around, you have to be more shallow to be, I mean, shallow, there's no more shallow in that situation, let me tell you.
	She's the only one that can speak for us, she's the tallest one.
	I'm the tallest one, I date short men, okay?
	No, you fuck short men.
	No, I don't fuck short men.
	I date them.
	You date?
	Does that make more sense?
	Okay, so you have never fucked a short guy before.
	I date short men.
	Yes or no?
	I don't often fuck short men.
	Can you answer a question?
	No, I'm answering right now.
	I don't fuck short men.
	I date them.
	Oh, so you take money from them.
	I don't do both.
	I date them.
	I don't fuck them.
	If it's going to be a one-night stand, that means that all my physicalities need to meet up to the bar, baby.
	I'm not going one-night stand you if I don't like you like you to the point where I want to fuck you right now.
	I want you to take your clothes off and fuck me right now.
	So if Kevin Hart wants to meet you right now...
	Hey, I'm here for Kevin Hart.
	I mean, he got money.
	He got money!
	Kevin Hart!
	Would you not fuck him?
	Kevin Hart, come find me, baby!
	He is fine.
	Nah, he got money.
	So, I mean, it depends.
	He's married.
	I'm not going to lie.
	He's married.
	He's happily married.
	Then no.
	Then no.
	You know what?
	It's fine because guys like me know how she is.
	And then, hey, she's fun, man.
	What the fuck?
	What do you mean?
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Chris.
	Chris, you think you could tame her?
	What?
	Tamer?
	She used to be taped?
	In the bed, yeah.
	Oh, Lord.
	Like, hey, hey, she's a stallion, man.
	Hey, you know what I'm talking about?
	Hey, hey, hey.
	That's what you mean to say to me.
	That's what you mean to say to me.
	Chris is six feet, by the way.
	No, he can't tame me, baby.
	No, a branch?
	No, he can't do that.
	All right, fine.
	I'm going to tell you right now.
	But listen, listen, listen.
	What's up?
	She trying to find out.
	Listen, listen.
	She trying to find out on God.
	Oh, fuck.
	Yo, Fresh has a Lambo, man.
	A Lambo, a G-Wagon.
	Yo, yo, yo.
	Fresh is...
	Hey, girl.
	If Fresh IG wants to hear...
	You guys will see that shit, bro.
	No, but you cute though.
	You halla cute.
	I think you told yourself, right?
	You told yourself.
	She wanted him first.
	She wanted him first.
	Don't cock-block your friend.
	Wait, you 5'10 yourself, right?
	I'm not.
	You like 6'0.
	Chris is 6'0.
	You like 6'0.
	Wait, hold on.
	I like him.
	He cute.
	Hey, yo, Chris, thanks again for donating to the church the other day, man.
	Thank you, Chris.
	Thank you, thank you, thank you.
	Thank you, Chris for that.
	Chris has a Bugatti.
	Chris has a Rolls Royce.
	I'm sorry, Roll Royce.
	Roll Royce.
	It's all that stuff.
	She wants Is he smart?
	He's smart, too.
	Okay.
	Nigga, I am the producer, man.
	Of course he is smart, more or less.
	Oh, shit.
	No, no, no.
	But first, don't lie.
	He was a teacher before, in case I didn't know.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Would you smash Chris?
	Don't tell me what a good time, okay?
	Okay!
	Let's go!
	- I do. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hey, don't worry.
	Afterwards, let's talk, all right?
	'Cause me, you would be so toxic right now. - No, toxic is a bug. - So, question, do you have any ex boy, any crazy ex boyfriends?
	- No. - For sure.
	- Look at me. - She's from New York, but of course she is. - You think I fucking allow ex boyfriends that are toxic, let alone ex boyfriends that even have contact?
	No, no not. - All right. - If they toxic, they not in. - Boom!
	Wait, do you have toxic ex-girlfriends?
	Yes.
	I've been single my whole life, man.
	Why do I feel like you've had multiple?
	Bro, he's been busy donating to the church.
	He's a producer, so his friends are going to be like, yeah.
	Why do I feel like communication is so hard for you to disconnect when it comes to an ex?
	I feel like you'd just be like...
	No, I mean, they want me because it's like, yo, like, good.
	You know what?
	Yo, yo.
	You on the show.
	I know Chad.
	Oh, Christian, man.
	Oh, you do it.
	Start breathing to the mic.
	What the fuck?
	Hey.
	I won't say shit, bro.
	I'm quiet as fuck, man.
	You're funny, bro.
	Yo, I won't say shit, bro.
	Yo, this is hilarious.
	Listen.
	Let's move on.
	Fuck your ex.
	Okay.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	I love it.
	Shit.
	Duwag Myron says, Yo, I'm playing over here.
	On God.
	I hear a position open a petition for a crisp and fresh episode as host.
	Laugh my ass off.
	This is content for real.
	Chat over here dying.
	Hey, chat to you, man.
	That didn't make sense.
	I love it.
	Yeah, he missed the words there.
	It's fine.
	Vasquez says, After enough good episode with Thor, changing my life for the better.
	Right now, thank you all for everything.
	That was a really good episode about getting into trades.
	So go check it out, guys.
	It's really good.
	Many Mondays.
	Is that the last one?
	That's the last one.
	Alright, good to go.
	Oh, one more.
	What?
	Emiliano's back.
	He says, to the girl who told me I'm a virgin.
	Oh, shit.
	Bitch!
	Then think of my son as bigger than you.
	You don't like a green goblin.
	And if you want to know what no one wants you, they just ejaculate, evacuate your teeth, bitch.
	No.
	Damn.
	That motherfucker's a virgin.
	Who's that?
	He's a virgin.
	Okay, I had a question.
	But why are you sending your son's dickiness in the conversation about a virgin?
	Virgin.
	Okay.
	Don't do that.
	The only man that has to talk about his son's dick is a virgin.
	No, but that is tasteful.
	That's very uncomfortable.
	What?
	Nobody wants to know about your son's dick.
	That's child pornography.
	That was Angie's dog, by the way.
	That was not a hero.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay, ladies, we're going to do last thoughts on the show.
	I have a question.
	I need you to answer.
	We'll get to you.
	So let's go, man.
	So we'll start here.
	How's the show for you?
	Hate it, love it.
	How's the show?
	Um, it was okay.
	She hated it.
	I'm tired of it.
	I gotta go to work.
	You know, I have a regular nine to five.
	She hated it.
	I didn't hate it.
	I didn't actually hate it.
	You know what?
	You were here.
	You didn't say much, but...
	You're just happy to be here.
	And that part is, guys will be in a DM. Oh, I love the way how you was quiet as fuck.
	Oh, man.
	That mom, you know, top of your leg.
	Oh, she sucks as fuck.
	And once again, it's like, it's...
	It's sad.
	I said fried chicken, though.
	That was kind of funny.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	How was the show for you?
	I liked it.
	I wish we could have talked about some more deep stuff, but regardless, like, it was still a vibe.
	Like, all of you guys are so, you know, nice.
	Thank you, Buki.
	We'll get to the deep stuff after we hear.
	Yeah, because I just felt like it was just too much going on earlier.
	Yeah, well, she went away.
	Hopefully we can talk about something.
	Hold on, deep stuff.
	You admitted earlier that you have attention deficit disorder.
	Who, me?
	ADHD? Yeah, you met her earlier, you have a problem with paying attention.
	Everybody got ADHD. No, when it's about nonsense or bullshit that doesn't matter, I'm not listening to you.
	After three minutes, five minutes, I'm zoning out.
	So the bullshit was with the girls or with Mara and Crush?
	No, with her.
	Yes!
	With her.
	Yeah, she's gone.
	So it doesn't matter.
	I'm here now.
	Oh, sure.
	I thought you were talking about me.
	You said her.
	I said me.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	So, girls, raise your hand if you disagree with what the girl who left was saying, more or less.
	She wasn't even saying anything.
	So why didn't you say, hey, girl, like, be quiet?
	Because then she's going to start talking.
	I did.
	I just didn't want to be disrespectful.
	Yes, she did.
	Thank you.
	I'm glad someone noticed that I talked my shit.
	She was averaging too much.
	And if she would have did that with me, She was trying to ask me on a date.
	I don't talk with people.
	How was the show for you?
	It was great.
	I think that you are very fucking cool.
	All of y'all.
	Y'all deserve to be here.
	I think that you guys are doing fucking amazing things.
	Y'all make people laugh.
	Even if it's dark, y'all make people laugh, okay?
	I laugh at it.
	It gets dark.
	Listen, y'all should be proud of yourselves, okay?
	This is cool.
	I'll come again.
	This shit's fucking dark.
	Thank you for coming.
	Did you come again?
	By the way, I will come again and again and again and again.
	I like her now.
	Do a little twerk on the seat.
	Do a little twerk, y'all.
	Drop your pin, girl.
	Drop your pin.
	She's cute, though.
	I'm here.
	Don't want to do a boner and chat.
	Stop it.
	Get you, girl.
	Boyfriend, I got you.
	Got you.
	Okay, girl.
	Hey!
	No, hey, hey, hey, listen.
	I don't commit to three or fours, man.
	But it's fine.
	It's fine.
	Wait, wait.
	Is that, like, number-wise, I'm a three and a four?
	Three or fours.
	Three or four?
	Is that number one through ten?
	No, three or four mean, like, you.
	Oh, I'm not.
	I'm from New York.
	Hey, listen.
	Me and you, we'll have a good time.
	You know what I'm saying?
	No, we would have time.
	Especially while I'm in your city, you and my city, yeah.
	We turn up.
	All right, cool.
	You sure?
	All right.
	Of course.
	Let me help you here.
	Let's end it there.
	All right, W. Chris, what about you?
	Thoughts on the show?
	Okay, I like y'all's show.
	I watch y'all all the time when I'm at work.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, I appreciate that.
	We working, listening to y'all on my headphones.
	It gets me through the day.
	I like y'all.
	Oh, this was quiet.
	I knew it.
	I loved it.
	I want to come back and stuff.
	Yo, she a real black queen, bro.
	I like y'all.
	She a black queen.
	Hey, y'all.
	Hey y'all!
	What about you?
	I liked it.
	Everybody has a different personality.
	I think it was a lot of fun.
	I liked it.
	Vendome?
	It was Mr.
	Jones.
	It was not even Vendome.
	Same crowd.
	Same crowd.
	Same crowd, bro.
	I probably know who it is, but what about you?
	If I have to be honest, I really liked it, but can I come back for a different panel?
	No, bruh.
	It started weak as fuck.
	Well, I mean, listen, you girls are loud.
	That should have happened.
	Sorry to say, you girls are loud.
	That should have happened.
	I loved it, but like, yo, bro.
	I saw y'all video with the doctor on the panel, some rappers on the panel.
	I was like, I was ready for like...
	You know?
	Yeah, I like the Candace Owens one.
	We gotta keep trying.
	I know it's getting deep in Miami, y'all.
	I know.
	Girls, when you come on, we ask you, hey, look, ask questions, as well as me, Myra, and Fresh What's Quiet.
	You girls have every right to say, bitch, shut the fuck up, you know what I'm saying?
	But you girls allow that shit to happen.
	So this is your show, right?
	So take accountability.
	Shut the fuck up.
	So shut the fuck up.
	I think we all should.
	I'm coming back.
	I think all of us need to sit here and understand that we allowed that shit to happen.
	All of us do.
	Because listen, if I said something, I don't think that me and her, I would be woken up with her.
	I'd be woken up with her.
	Exactly.
	I didn't want to get irate with her.
	But that's the thing.
	We all kind of did a lot.
	And then, no, thankfully that someone shut that shit down.
	But I think that Esther, from the front, she was just trying to be, you know, lovable and she was trying to be respectful.
	And I don't think she meant malicious shit.
	But listen, bitch, you.
	But you know how some people get in front of the camera.
	You, I saw you in the backstage and you thought you were saying you were friends with her back there.
	I saw you.
	You were What about you?
	They trying to end this real quick.
	I mean, it's my second time, so.
	It is?
	It's interesting.
	Yeah, she's been on like two years ago.
	A year ago.
	A year ago?
	I mean, I like everybody.
	The whole team is amazing.
	The whole team is amazing?
	Okay.
	Wait, my question, please.
	Oh, yeah, your question.
	Go ahead.
	Okay, so when y'all say, like, actively trying to get a man, like, what can we do to, like, do that?
	Oh, God.
	Chris, stop looking.
	I think the broadcast is about to end, anyway.
	I go to the gym.
	I work.
	I don't even go nowhere.
	All right, so the fact that you don't know is scary.
	It's okay.
	I can take it.
	Can you?
	Come on.
	Alright, listen.
	Peace.
	Quiet.
	And just understand what he's in with.
	Because at the end of the day, some girls don't want to listen to a guy.
	Because if I'm saying, hey, listen, I'm working hard.
	I'm doing this.
	It's what I like.
	Hey, what about me?
	Nah, nah, nah, nah.
	We get it.
	But if he's paying the bills, he's in care of you.
	Just stay in shape.
	Don't talk over him.
	That's the main thing.
	Because guys, girls, communicate better than most men.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So if he's trying to talk to you, that's a huge step for him.
	So let him talk.
	Be patient with him.
	Don't sit here and say, okay, well...
	I'm talking to you and I'm trying to give you my thoughts and you're cutting me off.
	Don't do that shit, bro.
	Give him at least 30 seconds to at least digest shit.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Because a guy is...
	It's not going to say shit to certain people.
	Like, if me first were talking, right, and then fresh cut me off all the time, or not fresh, but someone else that I didn't know cut me off all the time, I would punch that nigga in the face, bro.
	Like, shut the fuck up.
	Or walk away.
	So if you his girl and you can't even fucking listen to the guy talk or communicate, it's like, why are you his girl?
	Like, shut the fuck up.
	Let him talk, man.
	Like, let him digest shit.
	Digest what he's saying.
	Simple as that.
	Like, actually listen to this guy, and then he's like, damn, man, she's actually a good girl.
	I'm gonna smash the fuck out of her.
	I'm gonna treat her to, like, a good place.
	Like, some of you guys are fucking stupid as fuck, man, because you guys don't understand this shit, man.
	It's like, you guys, Syria, talk, talk, talk a guy out of your fucking life.
	Like, shut the fuck up.
	You know, stop nagging him.
	Like, just, you know what I'm saying?
	So that's how we would actively get a man right now.
	Like, you don't got nobody to talk to right now.
	Yeah, shut the fuck up, man.
	Like, just fuck him, tuck his dick.
	But what do you think you could do better for us, though?
	It's repetitive, bro.
	It's repetitive.
	I can provide for myself.
	To be honest, what he's saying is true, but here's a baseline, right?
	Most of you here want a man.
	You know what you do?
	You choose the wrong man, give him kids, give him the best effort possible, and then you wonder, Why am I so single?
	So you're giving your energy effort to the wrong people, and as a result, the man that you should be choosing, you don't choose.
	The guy that's going to take care of you, works a regular job, has money, loves you.
	We choose a bad boy that's running around fucking other girls, and that's who you choose.
	So this is the first step.
	Choose the right guy, and if you give somebody your energy, make sure he's actually worth it.
	The judgment of characters.
	Okay, so what happens when we choose the right guy, and he turns out to be a dick anyway?
	He wasn't the right guy.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so you guys be lying.
	You guys be lying.
	Well, guess what?
	That sucks.
	Exactly.
	You guys be painting yourself as the perfect guy who made me waste six months of my life.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Well, guess what?
	Newsflash.
	For real.
	They won't be honest.
	So Father of Time will tell you over a period of time what they're going to do.
	I know, but I already wasted that six months, bro.
	That's my problem right now.
	But he did too, though.
	No, no, he did it because I know what's the time.
	I know what guys you like because the way you dress.
	What kind of guys?
	What kind of guys do I like?
	You show your tits, you have a tattoo, and maybe one of your tits.
	Like you're thick, you twerk.
	I just got this.
	It's fine.
	It's fine, but it's like...
	Don't sound regretful, baby.
	You just got it.
	I literally just pay for my tits, too.
	I'm definitely not much about that.
	Listen, but I know what type of guys you like, though.
	It's like $6,000 for sure.
	Hey, listen.
	You have tats on your fucking hands.
	I do.
	And those are nice, though.
	See, like...
	No, like, I'd fuck you.
	Oh, thank you.
	Because you're hot.
	Thank you, thank you, thank you.
	But will I commit to you?
	No, I wouldn't commit to you, bro.
	That's the problem.
	It's fine.
	I still fuck, though.
	I would fuck, too.
	I want somebody I would fucking commit to.
	I would still fuck you, but I want someone I'm like, I want to settle down with.
	What's going on here?
	I'm serious.
	There's many men that I would fuck with.
	And women, too.
	But, like, when am I going to meet that person, though?
	I'm fired of the frauds.
	I'm just giving you my advice, alright?
	Yes.
	If you want a man, like, sorry to say, you fucked up.
	Yeah.
	So, just...
	How did I fuck up, though?
	Tattoos, you got the nose, you got the whole body, like...
	That's why I fucked up?
	You do have high sex appeal.
	OMG. Like, you look like you suck mean dick.
	You triggered my trap card!
	She has dick sucking lips.
	Girl, no?
	DSL? Nah.
	If I had a dick, I'd let you suck my dick.
	It's crazy.
	Yo, she has nice lips, man.
	Yeah, they're nice and nice.
	I provide.
	Yeah, I know.
	We clean this dick.
	What the fuck am I missing?
	Come on, man.
	What am I missing?
	So if I have DSLs, I can cook, I can clean, I provide.
	Just stay quiet, man.
	Keep it all to the street.
	The fuck?
	I don't even got a chance to stay quiet.
	No, no, but listen.
	You know?
	At the end of the day, man, you will find a guy for you.
	Okay, listen.
	I believe that.
	Or a girl.
	We're going to end it here.
	I'd wife you, baby.
	This was a different type of show.
	No, but you coming home with me.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	I want to see this happen after the show.
	Myra, any last thoughts?
	No, nigga.
	We're gonna cut it here.
	This was a great show.
	Just kidding.
	We'll see you guys on Wednesday for another show.
	Maybe a special guest.

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