You said you do hair, private chef, bartending, and what else?
I'm a designer.
I dress people when they want to come, like some friends or some people, you know, they don't want to go out.
Oh, like a personal shopper.
Like a stylist.
Yeah.
Alright.
It's cool.
And I make my own outfit sometimes.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Yes, I have my high school diploma.
You're what?
High school.
Oh, high school.
Okay, okay.
And you did that, I'm assuming, in Haiti, right?
No, here.
Oh, you went to high school here?
Yeah.
You were late.
Yeah.
Because you got here in 18.
Yes.
No, no, I didn't come in Haiti.
I had 17.
You came in 17.
Yeah, I wasn't done, so I have my Oscar diploma here.
Okay, so you did your last year here?
Yes.
Okay.
That must have been...
How was that, like, coming to a foreign country to finish senior year of high school?
Did you speak, like, did you know English back then?
No.
Yes, because I was in a private school in Haiti, and they teach me English.
Her family got some dough.
Okay.
I was trying to figure this out, how she got over here.
Now it makes some sense.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, because her English is pretty good, too, and I was like, wait, hold on.
Or probably in politics.
She's blessed.
Yeah.
Are your family politicians in Haiti, or?
No, actually.
What do they do?
I'm blessed.
Drugs.
Okay.
This nigga said drugs.
Goddamn, okay.
Yeah, when they say I'm blessed, you already know what time it is.
Hey, just so you know, we're cool.
Please, don't do voodoo on me, okay?
We're cool, alright?
Don't worry about it.
Oh, shit.
That's the worst part!
Are your parents still together?
No.
Sadly.
Okay.
They're divorced?
No.
Never married?
They're not together.
Oh, never together?
They was never married.
Okay, all right.
Birth control?
No.
Okay.
Body count?
I don't want to lie.
I don't know.
But it's not a lot.
I don't want to go there.
Hey, she's being honest.
With them titties, man.
I don't blame her.
What was that, Chris?
With dumb titties, bro?
She said, hey!
Watch your eyes!
She's showing up, man.
She ain't trying to hide on shit, man.
Stop looking!
You showing them on TV? Stop looking, girl!
Hey, she's showing them even more!
Okay.
Okay.
Let's move on tomorrow.
That's it, right?
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
Yeah, what about you?
I'm J.C. J.C.? Yes.
Okay.
How do you spell that?
J-A-C-Y. Okay.
I was like, J.C., like, no fucking NSYNC member?
Oh, but same.
Okay.
Stay tearing up my heart when I'm with you.
All right, Bob, shut up.
They always want to show us singing skills out, man.
Alright, JC, how old are you?
I'm 25.
Oh, you don't even know about NSYNC. She's like, what the fuck are these niggas talking about?
That's way before her time.
Yeah, she's like, wait, what?
Yeah.
She has zero clue.
You know who Justice Emberlake is?
Yeah.
Okay.
Heard of them.
But you don't know who J.C. is though?
No, I don't know who J.C. is though.
No, I don't know who J.C. is.
She said I heard of them.
I heard of them as wild.
That's great.
Yo, that should really be making me feel old, man.
Me too.
I grew up with them.
Backstreet Boys is shit, Britney Spears.
Britney Spears wasn't crazy.
She was actually normal.
Where are you originally from, JC? I'm from Maryland.
What part of Maryland are you from?
Cumberland, Maryland.
It's like two and a half hours from the main city.
Two and a half from Baltimore?
How far are you from D.C.? It's kind of the same distance.
Okay, so you're out in the boonies.
Yeah.
Damn.
Where the fuck were we at?
Actually, you know what?
Let me not.
We were somewhere far.
Because we don't want to drop where Tim Kess comes.
We were somewhere far.
We were out in the middle of nowhere.
I remember that we were in the border of West Virginia, Maryland, and...
Okay.
I got family in Windsor.
How far is that from you?
Windsor, Mills?
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Alright, Maryland, okay, you're just here visiting, I'm guessing?
Yeah.
I was born here in Florida.
I moved to Maryland.
I want to move back.
Why?
I mean, warmer weather, better vibes.
Maryland sucks.
You ever been there?
Dude, Maryland is so boring, bro.
It is.
What do you even do there other than, like, drink and smash?
What the fuck do you do there, bro?
You're a farmland.
Yeah, literally.
Every time we go to the tip cast, I'm like, get me the fuck, I'm out of here, man.
D.C. is fun, but anywhere else, yeah.
D.C. sucks, too, man.
But that's fine.
For you being in Maryland, you're like, this is lit, but D.C. sucks, too.
All right, so you're visiting, but you want to move back to Florida.
Okay, what do you do for work?
I do OnlyFans.
I mean, farm girl.
You're gonna...
Farm girl?
Farm girl, you know?
You're gonna put the farm girl routine in, you know?
Nigga just...
You know what?
Never mind.
Yeah, Chris, what's the farm routine?
Yeah, tell us, bro.
Yeah, I mean, just, you know, the hats and the fucking little crop tops and the big-ass boots and shit.
Does everyone do that, though?
Yeah, but what do they do on the farm, though, Chris?
I don't fucking know, bro.
I love the city, bro.
I love the Brickle, nigga.
I don't know what the fuck they do over there, bro.
Pick up manure.
Pick up manure.
Put shit in my face.
Shut up to my OnlyFans.
What the hell?
I don't know, nigga.
I'm going fully, bro.
Scat fetish.
The crazy part is he's sober.
He's sober.
The Henny bottle's at zero.
Wow.
Depressive.
Okay.
What's your relationship status?
I'm single.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
Yes, they are.
Okay.
And birth control?
No.
Living life on the edge, I see.
What's your ethnic background?
White.
Fair enough.
Cool.
Straight to the point.
And I have my bachelor's degree.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I was going to ask that next.
What'd you get it in?
Education.
To be a teacher?
Yep.
Oh, shit.
Wasn't working out.
Wasn't working out.
Oh, were you actually a teacher for a bit?
Yeah.
What grade?
High school.
Well, it depends.
If you teach in a more dangerous district, you get paid more.
Really?
Yeah.
At least in Connecticut it was like that.
I don't know in Maryland how it was.
A Baltimore inner city teacher is going to make more than out in the boonies, right?
It's not worth it.
Chris, that is not worth it.
And then also, correct me if I'm wrong, do they mandate you in the state of Maryland to get your master's degree at least or pursue it while you're a teacher?
Yeah.
You could get the job, but to get the full, I guess, package or benefits, they want you to have your master's?
They encourage you to get your master's, yeah.
Okay.
Do they pay for it?
No.
Oh, that's lame.
That's crazy.
Okay.
All right.
So how long were you a high school teacher for?
Like two years.
Damn, what did you teach?
So I was like in all the classrooms and I would help out with like the special education students.
So I was like all subjects.
Maybe you could help Chris.
I got you.
I got you.
Yeah, I'll be alright, yeah.
One-on-one touring.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Yo, man.
No cows, bro.
What the fuck, man?
Put that milk down, I'm talking about.
I was kidding, bro.
I was kidding.
I ain't gonna lie.
That must have been tough.
So you were a high school teacher at like 22?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Bro, them pervy-ass teenagers, man.
I see why I probably...
I'm up to hold you, bro.
Those students...
Niggas be the worst.
...that get the teachers that want to smash.
That's the dream, bro.
Yeah, I know how to make a stitch.
Stupid, right?
I think I'll never stitch.
I'll be like, oh, this is awesome.
Yeah, idiots.
Honestly, though, I love the kids that I worked with.
It was the teachers that I worked with.
Oh.
Well, you know what?
You taught in like a rural, probably like a suburb?
Yeah.
So the kids were good.
Yeah, they were pretty good.
Okay.
You didn't deal with like idiots and shit?
I didn't deal with anything crazy, no.
Okay.
So you're good.
So you just didn't like the, let me guess, were they like jealous because you were young and shit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Basically.
Yeah.
That was old.
Too uptight.
Fair enough.
Understandable.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, yeah.
It's not easy being a young teacher.
Because I remember hearing from a bunch of girls that were like young teachers.
Like, you know, they discriminate against you.
They talk shit.
They be like, oh, you just got to hear me.
They talk hella shit.
Yeah.
I am.
Gossip, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chris, did they talk shit about you when you were there?
Because you were a young teacher too.
I'm sure you did, bro.
Not really, man.
Everyone love me, man.
Come on, Chris.
He was our teacher.
Nobody cared about our teachers.
Nigga works, like, two periods a day, man.
Nigga works two periods a day, teaching things how to sculpt and then leaves.
Oh, yeah?
Hey, they're gonna do some ceramics, niggas.
And then they do some ceramics and then they just leave.
And then he does fucking substitute teachers the rest of the day and shit.
Chris, that nigga that brings in the TV. Classers get hyped.
Nigga wheels in the TV. Ah!
Nigga put on a History Channel, lazy ass teacher, man.
You know, actually, I taught four subjects, actually.
What was that?
Journalism, photography, creative drawing, and studio art.
Journalism?
Yeah, journalism, nigga.
The kid was like, Mr.
Principal, I don't know what he's saying.
Can you help me?
Nigga, I don't know what you're saying.
You're the host, so if you can do it, I can do it.
Yo, this nigga can't talk for shit.
Yo, and this nigga said he taught journalism.
This nigga brings in the fucking TV and shows him CNN. He said CNN? Nigga puts on CNN, bro.
Okay, niggas, this is journalism.
Wow.
And if he's feeling froggy, he might put on Fox News.
Hey, Chad, if I made it, you could do it too.
That's true.
You know what?
Chris.
All right, Chris.
Yeah, man.
You made it.
You got it.
You got it.
All right.
What the fuck?
Don't worry.
It's not a joke.
It's fine.
Because some of y'all robots, we've got to bring it up here a bit.
A little bit.
Yeah, sorry.
No offense.
A little bit.
You know what song's coming to my mind?
What?
When she started talking, she started talking.
Nigga, that's from the 80s.
It's a list song, man.
That's old as hell.
I know it's old.
But when they start talking, that's what we've coded.
Now the rest of the chat will be like, oh shit, yeah!
I'm thinking like Zappa and Roger.
Like the autobox when it talks.
What's that?
Like the, what do you call it?
Talkbox.
How does it sound?
Like a robot.
What?
Nigga, I can't do that shit, bro.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, what about you?
Welcome back.
Hey, y'all!
My name is Jada.
I'm 22, and I have my own business selling self-defense items and safety keychains.
Wait, what do you sell?
Wait, what?
That's cool.
Wait, this one?
Checker?
No, that actually makes mad money.
Where are you originally from?
Hold on.
I'm from Miami.
That makes sense.
And then you say you sell self-defense items?
Which part of Miami is from?
And safety keychains.
Which part of Miami are you from?
What are some of the items you sell?
A taser, a.k.a.
stun gun.
Are those legal in Florida?
Yeah.
She's like, oh yeah.
Get her, nigga.
Moe, look it up real quick.
Is that illegal?
I'm just curious because I stunk over her and go to jail, nigga.
Fuck you, nigga!
No refunds, nigga!
I'm pretty sure it's legal.
It's legal.
In some states, it's illegal, bro.
It's not good.
It is.
The keychain defense thing that you have, what is it?
It's legal.
It is?
Yeah, it is legal.
Okay, so it's like a decorated keychain with charms and stuff.
With charms?
Yeah, like keychain, like charms.
Yeah, yeah, it has charms on it.
But what is it?
I'm assuming that's a disguise.
It's like an alarm.
Yeah, it's like a stylish, you know.
Oh, it's an alarm?
Like it makes a noise?
Yes, it comes with an alarm.
Like different stuff.
Why are you so shy about it?
This your business, right?
Come on, man.
It's helping you sell.
Come on, man.
Some of the girls here on the panel might want some of this shit.
Yeah, so it comes with like pepper spray.
What else?
Like kitty knuckles.
Kitty knuckles?
Like brass knuckles?
Yeah, brass knuckles with two huge things here.
And then it's like the stick, like the window breaker.
It's called the...
Oh, window breaker, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You hit the corner of the window.
The seatbelt cutter.
Yep.
Nice.
The little alarm with the flashlight on it.
Cool.
That's actually pretty good, actually.
Are you selling on TikTok?
TikTok, Instagram.
I'm working on my website right now.
What's the name of the brand?
It's called Chic Defense Company.
Chic Defense?
Ah.
That's a good name.
She's from Dave.
Is all the business booming down here, bro?
Okay.
Interesting.
I like it.
Yeah, that's good.
I think women should definitely have self-defense because y'all can't find a man, bro.
Hold on.
Who gave you the idea?
Myself.
Really?
Why?
No man?
No man at all.
You're independent?
Yes.
Alright child, I'll see you.
I'm a PhD.
Okay.
Okay.
Hi, is education level completed?
I went to a trade school.
I was an esthetician.
I was licensed.
Okay.
You said fuck the looks.
I'm trying to fuck people's looks up.
Okay.
Hi.
Okay, trade school.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
Birth control?
No.
Who's Jaden?
That's my son's name.
It's on your arm.
Oh, okay.
I don't know, but it's less than 20.
Stop the count!
I mean, niggas should be stabbing niggas, man.
I know, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
You're probably right.
Okay.
I think you need to clarify the body count, Chris.
Oh, yeah.
People you smashed.
Yeah, not killed.
Yeah, not killed.
Sorry.
We clarified.
It's a different answer?
Wait, what's the question again?
Never mind, it's cold, man.
It's all good.
You know, it's probably better if she does it.
Way better.
Wait, I have not killed nobody.
And I'm white.
Yeah.
Just saying.
Interesting.
Okay.
So we got all the panelists introduced.
We can read some of the chats and then get into the first, or should we do the first question first?
Chats first.
Chats first.
Chats first?
Okay.
So we already got 20,000 of y'all watching, man.
Shout out to y'all ninjas, man.
Ladies, I've been celibate for five months, all thanks to God, but it's been tough.
Before I was addicted like crackhead on cocaine.
This goes to show, man, men want sex 24-7.
What are your thoughts on celibate men like me, Moe and Fresh?
Also, it's by choice.
Okay, what are your thoughts on celibate men?
Keep it a thousand.
Yeah.
Good.
Let's start here.
I think it's good.
I mean...
Why?
Is anybody on the panel celibate right now?
No.
Me?
No, of course not, bro.
Maybe not, bro.
Tome morigato, Mr.
Roboto.
Yeah, okay.
You are celibate right now?
I don't have sex, no.
Yo.
Okay.
Yo.
All right, so who else is celibate on the panel?
Something like that.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
What's the question?
I'm sorry.
What is the question?
Do you have sex?
Who's celibate?
Celibate?
Okay, Mo, you might need some help.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't have sex.
At all?
So then she is celibate.
I'm single.
What does that mean?
You don't have sex if you're not in a relationship.
No.
Okay, so she's saying no.
Interesting.
It's been a long night, bro.
Okay, so what are your thoughts on men that are celibate?
We'll start that.
So you think it's good, right?
Yes, I think it's good because not everybody should have access to you.
Would you date a man that's celibate?
Yes, I would.
Really?
Yes.
Interesting.
What about you?
Um, I feel like if they want to do that, then that's cool.
Wait, it doesn't really matter, right?
It doesn't matter?
Like, are we, like, celibate to a what?
Marriage?
Let's say you meet them, there's a vibe going on, we celibate.
Does that work for you?
For some time, yeah, that's fine.
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
But eventually it's gonna matter.
Okay, what about you?
No, I'm not.
So, no men.
What about me, what?
No, we're saying, you make a choice to say, no more sex.
No more sex?
Yeah.
Oh, why?
Alright, what about you?
What are your thoughts on a guy being celibate?
Red flag, good flag.
I don't know.
I think it just depends.
Is he cool?
Is he not?
What the vibe is?
What's the reason?
So you're going to have some questions?
Yeah, I'm going to ask some questions for sure.
What about you, Panama?
Sex is an energy exchange.
If you're going to have sex with someone, you better be ready to get all the baggage and everything that comes with them.
Like, all the energy that's coming with them.
If they are depressed, you're going to get that.
If they're happy, you're going to get that.
So it's good for you, I guess, if they're celibate.
Yeah, you need to be celibate to clear that energy because you get attached spiritually to someone when you have sex with them.
Okay.
Do you think that's a male only thing or a female only thing or do you think it's dependent upon gender?
You think it's both genders experience that?
Everybody needs to be careful with who they have sex with.
How long have you been celibate for?
How long?
I'm gonna be celibate until I find someone who is worth having my energy.
How long has that been?
I was going to ask that question next.
Two days?
A long time.
Okay.
Bruh.
Three days.
Three days.
No, I'm just kidding.
What about you?
What's your thoughts on a guy being celibate?
I would have some questions, but I respect it.
Okay, I have questions as well.
Alright, what about you?
I believe it's very contextual.
Questions as well?
Yeah, I mean like if you're celibate, I would assume that you're probably going through something in your life that you need to figure out.
That's pretty smart actually.
Alright, what about you?
I would definitely have some questions as well, but I also think it was a really good decision on his part because you decided to respect yourself and value yourself as a person and decide who you want to give your energy exchange with.
Okay, what about you?
I would say if it's just like a random person or a friend or something.
If they like it, I love it.
I mean, sure, do your thing.
But as for dating, I definitely...
Question it.
Yeah, definitely.
I feel like it's healthy.
I couldn't be around somebody all the time and not have sex with them.
Okay.
Let me ask you this.
If I like them.
Is it a bigger red flag if a man is celibate or if a woman is celibate?
Spicy.
We'll start here and then work our way back.
You can think about it, ladies.
Because I know this one's a little bit of a doozy.
But yeah.
Is it a bigger red flag if a man is celibate or if a woman is celibate?
Alright, so we'll start with you.
Bigger red flag.
I would say probably a woman only because I just feel like the general or at least my analysis in my short time I've been on this planet is that you guys are definitely a little bit more aggressive in your needs to have sex.
So I feel like maybe it would be worse for a girl to not want to.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
Is there a big red flag when a woman is celibate or when a man is celibate?
Um...
I'm gonna say a man.
Why?
Because, like, I wanna know that you get bitches.
Like...
Okay.
I like that.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
Um...
Again, if someone goes celibate, that raises questions for me.
Like, what are you going through in your personal life?
What would raise the bigger question?
For a female or a male?
If a woman is celibate, I would lean in the direction of she may have been hurt by a man.
Therefore, she's going to be celibate until she finds a man that's worthy of her.
Men, I can't speak for men because I'm not a man.
But I... Maybe it's that you were having too much sex and you wanted to pull back and you wanted to, you know, better yourself and that's okay, which is why I say it's contextual, but it really is.
It depends on what's going on.
So who?
So who's worse?
Honestly, I say that it's equal because both of the people are going through something, which is why they chose to be celibate.
So I don't think that one is worse than the other.
I do think that women get hurt more by men sometimes because they allow things to happen that are not necessarily great, which is why they pull back.
But if a man is celibate, it's like, who hurt you so badly that you're celibate?
Okay, your daughter and your son are both dating someone, okay?
Okay.
Your daughter is dating a guy that's celibate.
Okay.
And that's celibate.
And then your son, say 22.
Let's say 24, 25.
Fair.
Alright, your daughter is dating a guy that's celibate.
And then your son is dating a girl that's celibate.
What's the big red flag for you as the mom?
Honestly, 50-50.
Because I would literally ask both people, like, why are you going through this?
What made you do this?
And what are you going to gain out of becoming celibate?
Like, you have to have a reason to go celibate.
Otherwise, like, it makes, oh, I'm just not going to have sex now.
Yeah, but what reason is worse, you think?
Or a bigger red flag?
I'm really going to stay 50-50 on that.
Damn.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Interesting.
Alright.
What about you?
Bigger red flag.
I understand what you're saying.
I would say a bigger red flag for a man to be celibate.
Okay.
Alright.
Why?
That's a great question.
Why?
It just seems more unnatural, I guess, for a man to be celibate.
Makes sense.
Not judging, but just, I don't know, just a little less.
What about you?
Me?
Yeah, what's a big red flag?
A man that's celibate or a woman that's celibate?
A man that's celibate.
Why?
Because as a man you want to have sex with everybody and everything and that's like your biological your biological purpose is to recreate procreate and have babies so why do you not want to do that like are you going against God?
But women are the ones that carry the babies.
Women carry a man's baby, but men have babies with multiple women.
It's an egg and a sperm.
It's two people, sweetheart.
Yeah, I know, but the thing is, one woman can get pregnant by one man, but a man can get ten women pregnant at the same time.
It is their biological thing to procreate and have babies with as much women as it can.
Or as many babies as they can.
So, why don't you want to fulfill your biological need?
That's my wonder.
Like, a woman, her biological thing is to nurture a kid and raise it and have a baby.
What if he said, uh, your excuse?
I don't want to get bad energy.
Sorry.
You're okay.
Then...
That's it.
I don't know.
Why don't you want to have kids?
It's your biological nature.
You, a man, should want to have as many kids as possible because that's what they're biologically programmed to do.
How many genders are there?
Two.
Two genders?
Yes.
How dare you!
What about you?
What do you think?
I don't know.
Is it a red flag?
Which one is a bigger red flag if you had to pick one gender?
Why would it be a red flag though?
I don't know.
I mean, the reasons for celibacy I think drastically differ between the genders.
Really?
Typically, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I think it would be more of a red flag if a guy was a...
I don't want to influence you guys.
I think it would be more of a red flag if a guy was a...
Why?
In my experience, I think guys typically, you know, like to have sex a lot more.
Okay.
I don't know.
Okay.
What about you?
As a man, I think a man is more of a problem too.
Don't want to have sex and stuff.
So it's a red flag for men?
Yeah.
Alright, what about you?
I don't think it's a red flag on either ends.
Because I feel like everyone has their own reasons for it.
So why does it have to be a red flag?
Like some people do it for their mental...
Like I don't think it's a red flag.
Well, you did say you would question it.
Yeah.
So there would be a little bit of resentment, like, hey, what the hell?
Not resentment, just like more of an understanding of why maybe they're choosing to do it.
Maybe they're like, oh, I want to test myself.
I want to see if I can do this.
If you had to pick one, what do you think it would be, though?
I think men would be judged more if they didn't have sex.
That I agree with.
I agree that men would be judged more, but I still stand on that 50% appeal.
But why would they be judged more?
Just because of like...
I kind of agree with that too.
Cultural taboos.
The fact that the whole thing is based on...
She thinks that men are here to just fuck everybody.
So it's like...
Yeah, but wouldn't there be a preconceived notion like something is wrong if they're not able to do it, if that's their natural thing, which is why it would be considered taboo, which is why you guys would have questions?
Because every single one of you said you would question it.
You wouldn't accept it at face value, which tells you something.
Not able to have sex is different than being celibate.
But you don't know the reason.
That's why I would ask many questions.
That's my point.
That's why I would ask many questions.
How'd you get here?
What happened?
What's your choice?
Where is this going?
How long is it going to last?
But do you honestly think they're going to tell you the truth and tell you, oh, it's because this or that?
Honestly, I would hope so, but probably not.
We know people.
We don't tell the truth.
All right.
What about you?
Is it a bigger red flag when a woman is celibate or when a man is celibate, in your opinion?
Me?
Yes.
Oh, I don't think it's a red flag at all.
I think everybody has their right to...
Okay, what would make you question it more?
For a woman who's celibate or for a man who's celibate?
None.
I don't see nothing wrong with it.
It's not about seeing anything wrong with it.
It's just that what would make you have more questions?
Think about your business.
What my business got to do with this?
Why do women need protection?
Because it's dangerous.
Why?
Anything could happen.
Alright, never mind.
What?
You can't pick one?
No.
I honestly don't see nothing wrong with it.
Well, it's not about being wrong.
It's just like, what would make you raise more questions?
A red flag means something wrong with it.
Okay, let's say, what would make you raise more questions?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Okay.
Okay.
You said you're independent, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
I was hoping that you'd be an independent thinker, too, but okay.
I am independent.
All right.
Perfect.
So, I guess you know what we'll have fun with this.
Since some of the girls here claim celibacy or whatever, LOL. When is the last time...
You smashed.
You smashed.
Go ahead.
Take us through.
The beginning of January.
Okay.
Two months ago?
Yes.
Bro.
Yeah, okay.
Come on, man.
Y'all have to believe me.
Really?
For real.
Sure.
Really?
Yes.
Alright, what about you?
Okay.
Ms.
Merlin.
A little less than a week ago.
How long have you been in Miami?
About a week ago.
I've been here for, I want to say, five, four days.
Four days?
Alright, what about you?
When's the last time you did it, Ms.
Hady?
I don't remember.
She was drunk.
Because I'm single, so I don't remember.
Oh, she don't count bodies.
Oh, that's so convenient.
I don't remember how to be single and have sex.
I don't have sex.
Oh, yeah, you said you're celibate.
No, she's not.
I've been here for about a week now, so I want to say maybe like a couple weeks ago.
Wait, what?
You haven't seen your...
Yeah, we've been staying in Fort Lauderdale.
What?
You haven't smashed your boyfriend in a few weeks?
You're a bad girlfriend, man.
What the fuck?
Wait, hold on.
Why?
Where is he?
Where is he?
He lives, like, in St.
Pete, where I live.
Is there an open relationship?
No.
It is open, bro.
What?
Something isn't right here, bro.
I mean, I believe her that she might not have smashed her boyfriend.
They're having problems or something?
I don't know.
We go back and forth.
Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's not.
She's smashing, bro.
She's single.
At this point, bro, come on, man.
He probably didn't want you to come down here to Miami, did he?
Yeah, we know.
Does he approve of your content?
Uh, yeah.
It's caused problems a little bit.
A little bit?
Nah, that's a good problem, man.
Okay.
You said you smashed a couple weeks ago, you said?
Alright.
What about you?
I'm a virgin.
What?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yo!
Alright!
That's a new one?
Wait, wait.
Keep it a bean.
I'm a virgin.
Keep it a bean.
What do you mean?
Why?
Why am I a virgin?
Yeah.
Because I already told you about the whole spiritual, like, energy thing.
You do not want to give your body to anyone unless you know, like, they're spiritually clean.
And I've dated guys.
I've been with guys and I just...
And girls.
And I feel like they're just not...
Did you live on campus at Florida State?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, wait.
Um, I'm looking at your IG right now.
Holy shit, bro.
You a virgin?
Does my IG have a picture of me having sex?
Yeah, but...
Yes or no?
You might as well, man.
Okay, then it doesn't.
If there is not a picture of a penis inside of me, then I have not had sex.
She's thinking, picture didn't happen to the fullest extent.
So, there's a movie I watched as a kid with robots, and sometimes they transform.
But I couldn't figure out what's happening here because it seems weird to me, doesn't it?
Nah, I don't get that by.
I don't get that by.
No?
Nah.
It's a good movie, though.
You watched a movie before?
No.
I don't watch movies.
She's not fresh.
Okay.
Wait, so you don't watch movies now either?
I don't watch movies now.
Man.
TV? No.
I only watch Family Guy.
Family Guy is a TV show.
But that is the only thing I watch.
I don't watch anything else.
Family Guy.
Which is the TV show.
Maybe you're just different.
In many ways.
What about you?
Well, I actually am a virgin as well.
Wait, who's that?
I'm Indian.
I'm Indian.
Are you?
No, I was kidding.
Well, I'm not kidding.
Wait, you're 30 plus virgin?
I swear to God.
Why?
Why?
It's a long story.
I feel like...
Merch.
Many things.
I feel like...
Merch.
Oh, sorry.
I know, I'm sorry.
No wonder she was going to ask the body count question.
Yeah, I just...
Dating's never been a priority for me.
I've never met anyone that I've wanted to date.
So...
Wait, so...
So, for me...
So, question for the virgins.
Do your girls masturbate or afflicted beings or something?
Yes.
A lot.
No, no.
I'm serious.
How do you get up?
We still have needs.
We still have needs.
Like, I watch a lot of porn, but I don't have sex.
So, what type of porn do you watch?
Like, niggas?
Lesbian porn.
Like, big lesbian?
Yeah, lesbian porn.
What about blowjobs?
I don't do, ew.
No, that's even worse.
So you're gonna go stick your dick inside of someone's ass and then give it to me?
Whoa!
Who's doing that, man?
That's disgusting, bro.
That's not how it works.
Yo, that's the L, buddy.
No way.
I'm not giving you blowjobs.
Who said that?
W-butt stuff.
She wants a lot of porn, bro.
I can tell.
Yeah, she don't even know what a BJ is.
Bro, she jabbing in that shit, man.
What?
It's oral sex, Miss Panama, is what a BJ is.
I don't do that, no.
I watch porn.
That's it.
Okay.
Yo, this is...
Okay, different.
All right.
I like it.
It's different.
Sure.
And you watch the porn to see if the plumber actually fixes the leak.
Okay.
Yeah.
What about you?
Oh, me?
Like two weeks ago.
Oh, okay.
Two weeks ago?
Oh, she's got it, man.
Yeah.
Alright.
She's being honest.
She's 35, bro.
I believe her.
What do I got to lie about at this point?
I don't give a shit.
Two weeks ago?
Yeah.
I have like a, you know...
Occasional.
Yeah, I got a fuck buddy.
Yeah.
I like it.
What about you?
Last week with my boyfriend, we went on a date.
Last week?
Yeah.
Wait, how long have you been in Miami?
Um, since Monday.
Oh yeah.
Why isn't he here?
Um, he's in school.
So you left him?
Damn.
I left him for work.
Girl, she's in Miami without him?
No, I came by myself.
Wait, how long have you been here?
Since Monday.
Wait.
So two days?
I'm staying with my friends.
Did you go on a boat while you were here?
I went on a yacht, yeah.
But not like that.
That was worse.
That was worse.
When you're on a yacht, you got...
This is a saying.
Oh, my God.
Nah, nah.
What's the saying?
She came out to Miami by herself and got on a yacht.
Wait, you want a yacht?
Party promotion, though.
I'm actually loyal though.
I went to the club yesterday.
When you the club, you got clubbed?
Exchange.
Exchange?
Exchange?
Body fluids.
Tell the audience what kind of club that is.
That's a hood-ass club, bro.
It is?
By the way, we're not saying that you did anything.
She's from Philly, nigga.
Quinston is that.
Does your boyfriend got a beard?
Yeah, actually.
A beard?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he a nigga, bro.
Is it like Meek Mill?
Hmm?
Never mind.
No, not Meek Mill.
Let's not go into Meek Mill right now.
Hmm.
Okay.
You probably slid in her DMs as well.
No, no, you haven't heard everything happening with McMill.
Oh, no, Freak Mill.
Freak Mill?
Yeah, okay, he gets it.
Y'all don't get it.
What about you?
When's the last time you fornicated?
A little bit over a week ago.
Probably like eight, nine days.
It's always a week, bro.
Always a week.
That's like the safe answer.
No, mine was a little bit over.
a little bit over what do you think you believe her no wait why would I just add two days to it like what I don't know I don't know they say that they're virgins when it's obvious they're not I don't know I don't know like it's just yeah right Tina I've seen your IG man You ain't got no man.
For real?
Really?
Go to the second post.
Second post?
Belated V-Day.
What?
Belated V-Day.
With enthusiasm.
How many girls on the panel think they're wife material?
How many girls are wife material on the panel?
I don't show his face.
I guess I'm wrong.
No cage?
No cage.
Wait, none of y'all think you're wife material?
I'm definitely wife material.
I do.
Okay, raise of hands if you are wife material.
And deserve a good man.
One, two.
Up high, Tina.
Nice and high.
I mean...
Okay.
Four.
Okay.
Everyone's hands should be raised.
Damn, man.
Everyone's hands should be raised?
Excuse me.
Okay.
All right.
So, Chris, you know what to do.
Yeah, bro.
They shake it as fuck, bro.
Let's play a game.
A fun game.
Yeah, we'll do it after.
Yeah.
All right.
So, damn, man.
You guys...
Man, my neck hurts.
My neck hurts, man.
My neck hurts, bro.
Holy shit.
Okay.
So, ladies.
What's the most...
Have you ever been cheated on by a guy?
We'll start here and then work our way.
Yes.
Okay.
What about you?
How'd you find out?
I'm going through his phone.
Damn, you savage.
Alright, what about you?
Yes.
How'd you find out?
Um, phone.
Phone?
Yeah.
His phone?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
How'd you find out?
Voodoo.
Voodoo.
Voodoo?
Really?
No.
Yeah.
What about you?
Yeah.
Word of mouth in high school.
Okay.
Is it a guy you're dating now?
No, different guy.
Okay.
You?
No.
Well, she's a virgin.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, a guy can still cheat on her because she's a virgin.
That's true.
Nope.
No one has ever cheated on me.
Because I've never been in a relationship.
Okay, I was going to ask that next.
No titles.
Oh yeah, no titles.
It could have been a fling though.
No, I've never been cheated on.
I've never had a fling.
And you're 20, right?
22.
Okay.
Interesting.
Alright, what about you?
I've never been in a relationship.
Really?
Yeah.
Shit.
This is an odd panel.
This is interesting.
Yo, I'm confused right now.
I'm also confused.
Perplexed.
Very perplexed, too.
What about you?
Honestly, no.
There was one relationship where it was an open relationship, so that was consensual between both of us, and we had a communication, and honestly...
Both of you guys were open?
We were, and we realized it wasn't for us, and then that was it.
Wow.
Yeah.
Who got emotional and didn't like it first, you or him?
Him.
Fair enough.
What about you?
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
How'd you find out?
Her friend told me.
Her friend?
The girl he was smashing, his friend told you?
Yeah.
Okay.
Damn.
What'd you do?
I actually got suspended for this.
Like, I literally, like, went, like, I texted him, and I tried to, like, hit him.
I, like, pulled him by his hoodie, and I was like...
Yeah, right?
That's the black in you.
There you go.
Okay.
What about you?
Yeah, one time, like, a long time ago.
I think I was, like, 17.
How'd you find out for him?
No, actually, another friend in my friend group had told me about it.
Okay.
By the way, we've got David here in the corner as well.
Shout out to David, man.
Shout out to our guy, David.
Taught realtor here in Miami.
Absolutely.
Okay, so pretty much every single one of you has been cheated on.
Did you retaliate and cheat back?
We'll start here.
Did any of you retaliate and cheat back?
Uh, no.
No, I just told him to kick rocks.
He was actually like my best friend at the time in high school.
Damn, you didn't get revenge?
Oh, okay.
No, I didn't care that much.
I was just like, whatever, fuck him, you know?
Okay.
What about you?
You gotta get back.
I'm, like, in the middle.
Because, like, I never did anything with anyone, but, like, I was definitely, like, texting people because I lost all respect for him.
Okay.
What about you?
Did you cheat?
Well...
No, I mean, honestly...
You're already cheating anyway.
Well, it's not...
It's just not how I run my relationships.
If I'm done with you, I'll let you know I'm done with you, and then I will move on to the next person.
You seem very honest, though.
Yeah, pretty much.
What about you?
Never been...
Okay.
Not applicable.
Fantastic.
Not applicable, yes.
What about you?
Not applicable.
Allegedly.
You guys should date.
This is so interesting.
We're so nice to each other.
What about you?
No, I didn't get revenge.
I just ended it.
I was like, I'm done.
Okay.
What about you?
No, I don't have time for that.
You're gonna do a voodoo doll or nothing like that?
It's not that serious.
It's not that serious?
So how'd you get back at him then, if anything?
I'm sorry?
Like, how'd you get back at him then?
How'd you return the favor?
The juet.
Tell us the juet.
You know, I'm a Gemini, so I can get crazy.
Oh my goodness.
What does that mean?
I don't know what that means.
It means both sides.
It's a difficult sign to date.
Oh, yeah?
Why?
Because they have two faces.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
You believe in that?
I mean, if you go back to the Kabbalah and numerology and whatever, I mean, I'm not going to sit here and explain this.
All right, man.
If a guy actually walked up to you and said, hey, sorry I'm being a dick and I'm a Gemini, would you actually take him seriously?
It's not about that.
It's actually about the actual experiences I've had with people and just me forming my own opinion based on...
Yeah, but what if a guy wrote off his behavior and said, it's because of the month that I was born.
Sorry.
No, that's not acceptable.
You can't write off your behavior based on your star sign.
Okay.
Interesting.
Logic.
See, women will never tolerate that bullshit from us, but we're supposed to tolerate that from them.
No, I'm not saying that I can do something because Mercury is in retrograde.
That's bullshit.
I can't do it either.
You can't say something.
You'd be amazed at how many girls use it to rationalize their backhand.
A lot of times.
I know that, yeah.
Alright, interesting.
Okay, what about you?
Did you get back on him?
At the very end of our relationship, yes.
Oh shit.
What'd you do?
I got back.
Did you smash the best friend or something?
No.
Not that crazy.
What'd you do?
She came to Florida, I guess.
Um, I'll pass on that question.
Of what I did.
Alright.
Vanilla.
It's fine.
Not so much now.
Alright, what about you?
I don't know, like, kinda, sorta, because, like, after I found out, like, we had broke up, and then, like, I fucked somebody else to get over him.
You fucked the Ops?
No, not at all.
How was it?
It was good.
I love that answer.
It was good.
I thought I was just gonna tase him.
I thought so too, man.
What are some of the most ridiculous reasons men cheat in your opinions?
We can start here with Tay's lady.
Repeat the question.
Why do men cheat?
What are some of the most ridiculous reasons in your opinion that men cheat?
I think looks.
You think that's ridiculous?
I mean, it depends how serious the relationship was.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What do you know, man?
What do you know?
If you're that easy, just because you see somebody that's cute...
Ridiculous.
What about you?
What are some of the most ridiculous reasons men cheat in your opinion?
I don't know about ridiculous, but from past relationships, what I've heard the most is not enough attention.
The guy didn't get enough attention.
Yeah, but I don't feel like that's an excuse.
Alright.
What about you?
Excuse me?
I think just because they're horny.
Whenever, like, this is just stupid.
They're horny and they're gonna just do them.
This is stupid.
Wait, it's stupid?
That we're horny?
Yes.
Because if you're horny, you don't have to just go and cheat, you know?
But I'm horny.
Be quiet.
Oh, shit.
I'm horny, though.
Like, who else is gonna, you know, tug me off when you're not there?
You can wait.
Wait on what?
You can wait.
On what?
Oh, please.
Oh, please.
Okay.
Have a little more self-control.
Oh, self-control?
Yeah, Chris.
Oh, yeah.
You want fresher, right?
Okay, Chris.
What the fuck?
That's interesting.
Self-control, guys.
Make sure it happens.
All right.
What about you?
What is the most ridiculous reason you think men cheat?
I think they do it for validation, for sure.
From who?
Just for themselves, to feel like they can.
I agree with that.
I actually had a person tell me that they were in their slut phase, and they were doing that simply because they were getting validation.
Like, verbatim, I had that conversation two weeks ago with a man.
What kind of validation, though?
By women, like the fact that he can...
Like, fuck women and that they, and, well, he was doing it on an OnlyFans, so he was, like, so proud of himself that he got views and just wanted validation from women because he wanted, he wanted supply.
Yeah, who are your friends, bro?
Oh, he's just me.
Swingers.
He's my ex, and I have not spoken to him for, I haven't spoken to him for eight years.
He's an awful person.
Okay.
So, validation, you, what about you, Ms.
Main?
I think a ridiculous reason would be that it's just the nature of the man.
I think you have to have some sort of self-control.
It's not really attractive to me that you can't keep that in check.
Okay.
Interesting.
What about you?
I mean, ultimately I would say that they're missing something from the relationship that they're having because ultimately a healthy relationship should supply all of the needs to each person.
So I don't know if that's ridiculous or not, but I do think that that's the reason that men generally go outside is because they feel unfulfilled in the relationship that they have.
So you think of a man as fulfilled in his relationship, he's not going to want other women?
I mean, if you have great communication and you build a rapport and you've been together for a long time and you're monogamous and you're going outside of the relationship, something's wrong in the relationship.
Therefore, the man is seeking something from someone else.
Therefore, there has to be something misconstrued or miscommunicated between the two of you if that has not been happening.
Do you think men and women are fulfilled sexually the same way?
No, I do not.
So, would it be fair to say the things that you just mentioned for fulfillment are feminine things that lead to fulfillment?
No, I think that men require or like more sex than women.
I think women are more emotional, so we can kind of take it or leave it sometimes, especially as we get older.
But again, when men are older...
I kind of have an age range theory.
When you get to be an adult, you just kind of understand that that shit doesn't fly anymore.
If you want to have a marriage, if you want to have kids, you can't just want to be fulfilled and go sleep with someone.
It's not sustainable.
You're going to get divorced.
The kids are going to get hurt.
You've got to think about everything before you do it.
So does that mean that they're fulfilled if they're doing these things from an obligation, like a familial obligation, but they might not necessarily be fulfilled themselves?
If they're doing it because they don't feel fulfilled or familiar...
I'm sorry.
These words are...
Let me keep it simple.
Do you think a woman can actually fulfill...
One woman can fulfill all a man's needs?
I do if it's communicated properly and the man tells the woman what...
Do you think communication is as important to men as it is for women?
I think that it should be.
What is it?
Honestly, yes.
Because if they communicated, we would do what they needed to do.
What if it's, I want other women and you can't fulfill that?
Well then maybe that's not the relationship for you and him.
Interesting.
Now it's not the relationship.
See, just white guys don't tell women the truth, bro.
And you had an open one.
It didn't work.
Because I don't know if you've noticed it, but everything you mentioned for fulfillment is like the feminine side.
It's not the male side.
We don't care about communication and all this other bullshit that women like.
So you don't care about having a fulfilled relationship with your girlfriend and actually being in love and fulfilling that and feeling that?
The problem is that we can be in love with our girl, but she's still not going to fulfill us, actually.
Men typically want variety.
Yeah.
Almost always.
And one girl simply can't do that.
Facts.
Pizza, burgers, fish.
What if you ate the same food every single day?
I mean, it's the same idea as, you know, porn and the instant gratification of clicking and clicking and clicking.
Well, that should tell you something.
Why is porn so ubiquitous in society today?
Because men can get that click and they can get that dopamine spike and then unfortunately it creates a situation.
But let's go a step further.
Why do men like porn?
Because they're looking to jack off more.
Yes, because they do have more sexual...
They want to get off more than women do.
No, no, no.
The key is they want to get off how?
Because they can just smash the girl if they want it, but why don't they do that?
The girl may not be available.
The girl may be at work.
The guy may be at work.
I mean, guys get horny.
The answer's on your face.
It's variety.
It's variety.
And women don't like to hear that, but the reality is it's variety.
I know that men want variety, but if they want to have a successful relationship and marriage and children and not to end in divorce, they're going to have to learn to figure out how to control themselves and or you're going to have to have a communication with that person where they can go have sex with someone once a year.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
You said you have high standards, right?
Correct.
You want a guy that earns a certain amount of money and a certain type of status, height, etc.?
A certain amount of money, but that has a job and a purpose and is not, you know, a low life.
Are you going to yield on those standards at all?
What do you mean?
Are you going to lower them?
No?
Nope.
That's fine.
Not really.
That's cool.
So you're not budging on your standards?
I don't like to, no.
So then why should men budget on their standards and deal with only one woman?
But if your standard is to fuck as many women as possible, then you should not be in a relationship monogamously with one woman.
But what I'm telling you is that's what men typically want.
Well, then you shouldn't be in a relationship with one woman.
It's just that most men restrict that because of the response I'm getting right now, as a matter of fact.
This is a very uncomfortable conversation for a lot of men to have with women because women don't like to hear the truth that your pussy is not that special and we want multiple women.
Well, that's fine.
We can love a girl, for sure.
She'll get the provisioning and the security and the last name.
But men are always going to want sexual variety.
But then pretty much you're talking about, you know, polyamory.
You're talking about...
Polygamy?
Yeah, you're talking about polygamy.
You're saying that all men want a...
Quick question for you.
Who wanted the polygamous relationship in the last one that you were in?
I did.
Oh, that's not normal.
No, it is normal.
It's not.
If I was not fulfilled sexually by the partner that I had, and I told him that, and I said, hey, you know, I was opened up to a world of that because I was doing a lot of yoga and things like that, and those people can get a little woo-woo.
So I was exposed to it, and I said, hey, let's try it.
I was 25 at the time, 10 years later.
But you don't want to do it now?
No, because I'm an adult.
But what if I told you if you took a man and he was 35, it ain't gonna change between 25 to 35.
He's probably gonna still want multiple women.
And the reason for that is because I'm willing to bet the man that you were in, that you had this relationship with, this open relationship, you probably had more sexual market value than him.
You were more attracted to him.
It was a gift that he was even in a relationship with you.
You could have done better.
You knew you could have done better.
Therefore, you were like, okay.
I will go ahead and get my provisioning and security in a relationship from you because you're a pussy.
However, I will go ahead and have sex with more attractive and or date better men than you because I can.
And he can't do anything because you have the legend in a relationship.
Would that be fair to say?
I allowed him to do the same thing.
Did you allow him to do the same thing?
When you have a relationship that's open, you have to talk about boundaries.
You have to say, am I a priority person?
Do you talk about the sex that you're having with other people?
Do you not talk about it?
There's a whole lot of boundaries and things that you need to speak about if you're going to have.
So imagine when you were 25, right?
You were probably at your peak or whatever, and you were able to exude...
Women in their sexual peak at 30, but keep going.
That's actually not true.
No, it is true.
You can work it up.
That's actually not true.
And let's make sure...
Because she's probably speaking from a feminine perspective that women are in their peak, and maybe they're more sexual in their 30 or whatever.
But for men, we find you the most attractive sexually between 18 and about 25.
Okay, that's what you find attractive, but our sexual peak, because we actually have explored our bodies for years, is in our 30s.
But that's irrelevant because that's like me saying, well, technically an 18-year-old boy is at a sexual peak because he's horny all the time, but who cares about an 18-year-old guy because he's useless to society?
Correct.
He's not sexually attracted to the opposite gender, so it's irrelevant.
Same thing with a 30-year-old woman, no offense.
Does that make sense?
Just because you're at your sexual peak doesn't mean that the other gender is going to be aroused by that.
Yeah.
Because just like a man who's 18 hasn't created his value at that point and he's not attractive to a majority of women that are 18 or 19 or 21 that can get with a guy that's 35 that's created his value, a woman that's 30 has lost her value.
So, me, I, so at, at 35 years old, I have now lost all, so, so you're saying, correct, just correct me if I'm wrong, that because I'm 35, I have lost all of my value, even though I am a successful woman that is making money and financially secure and I'm happy.
No, no, no, that's fantastic.
But I've lost all of my value, so no women is gonna, so no women.
So no man is going to marry me?
Let me be very clear about this because women tend to misconstrue this and take this personally.
Your sexual market value and how men find you attractive versus your personal success are completely different.
For men, it's not.
Because our sexual market value is dependent on our success and our status and our stature.
Women's, however, is not dependent upon that.
This is why a man that's a millionaire can easily date a 19-year-old that works as a bartender.
Also, it depends what social economic class you're dating.
Realistically speaking, men are open to dealing with women that are not on the same socioeconomic level as themselves.
However, women don't do the same, typically.
Depends.
It's very hard to date outside your socioeconomic class.
For women.
For men, it's not, is my point.
I mean, unless they just want to take care of them.
Which is why when women, like, they get very offended when I say this, that when I say their sexual market value isn't high when they're in their 30s, and the truth is it's not as high as a girl that's 25, unfortunately, because men look for different things and opposite gender.
I mean, this is just biology.
It is what it is.
Sure.
That could be your opinion, but the people that I've dealt with definitely haven't.
It's a biological fact.
Okay, sure.
They've done studies on this.
They polled men between 18 to 60 years old.
And men found that women between 18 to 25 years old were universally the most attractive to them.
That I agree with.
I also don't believe I look 35, but it's irrelevant.
I mean, again...
Like I said, I asked you, so I'm 35 years old, and I look young.
Most people think I'm about 23 or 25, which I don't care what people think.
I honestly don't.
You're literally saying, because I'm 35 and men, like, the general statistics are 18 to 25 year old women.
That's typically when a woman is most attracted to the opposite gender, yes.
I am now off the market and an old maid.
I didn't say that.
By statistics, you did.
I'm simply saying that you are not going to command...
The same dominance in a dating marketplace that you did 10 years ago when you were able to exert the force that you did on your ex-boyfriend where he was pretty much cucked into a relationship where he was in a situation...
I mean, you said it yourself.
The relationship didn't get along because it's not in a man's natural inclination to be with a woman when she's with a woman.
Actually, I closed it because I wasn't comfortable with the open relationship.
Even better.
That's even better.
My point is that women don't like variety.
Well, it's actually good for us to be honest, but whatever.
Y'all skipped me, but I want to talk about the sex, okay?
You're a virgin, right?
No, I want to talk about this next.
Okay.
I want to talk about this next, about the variety.
Okay, sure.
I'll give it to you.
But this is, because women tend to look at it like I'm attacking their personal value.
It's fantastic that you make money and you're successful.
I'm not attacking you there.
You probably make more money than a lot of guys, which is great.
But I think women need to be cognizant of the fact that when you're successful and you make money and you're older, You're limiting your very pool of candidates that want you because guys that make money typically want to date women that are younger and more attractive and men typically date what they can.
And if they make more money and have more status, they'll go that way.
That's fine.
But we're also more equipped to be mothers and to raise healthy children and to provide for them.
Not really.
Once you hit 30 years old, most of your ex are gone.
By 35, it's a high-risk pregnancy.
This is not my opinion.
This is biological fact.
Any doctor will tell you this.
We are in a little bit of a new age.
A new age?
Freezing eggs is not as...
I mean, is the DSM-5 still relevant?
No.
The DSM-5 is what classifies all psychological things.
The DSM-5 was written over 20, 30 years ago, okay?
The DSM-5 is what all therapists and psychiatrists use to diagnose you for an anxiety disorder, bipolar, schizophrenia, whatever it is.
The DSM-5 is so outdated that it still does not have the things that have...
We mean bodies, ovaries.
No, I'm not talking about that.
Narcissistic personality disorder is not in the DSM-5.
Certain characteristics of people, like the bipolar 1, 2, and 3, these things are not necessarily...
The TSM-5 is not updated.
That's understandable, but we're talking strictly from the ability to bring children from birth in a healthy fashion.
Any doctor that you go to, they're going to tell you it's a high-risk pregnancy at 35.
Of course, but how many women have children in their 30s and are totally fine?
Of course.
I'm not saying it's not possible, but you significantly reduce your chances of bringing a child to term in a healthy fashion once you pass 30.
I mean, this is a biological fact.
This is not what I think.
This is not my opinion.
This is...
True and found medical stuff.
Any doctor, if you're in your 30s, they're going to tell you, hey, look, just so you know, this is considered a high-risk pregnancy.
And then 35, even more so.
No, correct.
Can you imagine, right?
I go to Whole Foods.
I buy a carton of eggs, right?
There's supposed to be 12 in there.
There's only six.
Why would I buy it?
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
That's not...
Sounds like a guy.
That's the comparison right there.
It's not...
You can't compare two eggs missing from a...
Okay, you can't...
No, you said two were missing from the pack.
Out of 12, six were missing.
Oh, out of 12.
Sorry, I thought you said two were missing.
Yeah, six.
That's a lot.
But that's not...
It's actually more like 80% of the eggs are gone by 35.
Even more.
So then how are all of these women in their 30s having...
Successful children.
But you don't know how many failed attempts they had.
You don't know how many babies passed away during the process.
You don't know how many of them were born with mental ailments or maybe autism or some other defect.
Look, I'm not saying that it's easy.
You're just seeing the W's, but you didn't see all the L's.
No, I have seen the L's.
Trust me, I know.
I had a friend that had a miscarriage that was 39 years old.
And she went in for a sonogram and there was no heartbeat.
And that was terrible.
It's devastating, yeah, I'm sure.
But if she was 19...
Yep.
Not necessarily, though, because a lot of it can be genetics.
Of course, of course.
But the probability would have went up significantly had she been 19 versus being 39.
Okay.
Also, once you have your first child, you're more fertile.
Okay, when you have your first child when you're younger, right?
Well, no.
No, it doesn't matter.
Any age.
If you have a child at 35 years old, you are more likely to get pregnant.
That's just...
So you want to be more intelligent to have that child when you have the best chances of having that child when you're young?
But if you don't have money and means to take care of that child, it would be irresponsible to bring a child into the world that you can't care for.
Well, this is why I think men need to be breadwinners, and I think women need to be, you know, back in the kitchen.
And I agree with you, but the men don't want to make money anymore, and that sucks.
Understandable.
Well, you could thank feminism for that.
Yep, but that was what you're doing.
Not my doing.
The man you chose, yeah.
I don't have a question.
No, the man that I dated for a couple years when I was, what, 13 years ago?
The guy you opened a relationship?
13 years ago?
Yeah, I don't think that's relevant anymore.
The open relationship guy, right?
Yeah, that I dated 13 years ago.
Was he successful?
He made a bunch of money?
No, he grew up to be a dumb loser Spotify musician.
Hey, you picked him.
No, I didn't.
I dumped him 13 years ago.
But you picked him 13 years ago.
Well, that explains why it was an open relationship.
Anytime I've ever seen a girl be in an open relationship with a man, the man is significantly ailing in some type of regard, whether he's ugly, doesn't make money, he's weird, something is off whenever a girl wants an open relationship.
No offense.
I mean, he straight up had a small penis.
Real quick, you had a question, right?
She wanted to go first.
Before you speak, let's go to Rumble.
I'm about to expose somebody right now.
No, I have something to say first.
Let me say it first, nigga.
Let's go to Rumble, guys.
Come on over.
It's going to be special for you.
Come on over to Rumble, guys, real quick.
Let's let her say her piece, and then we'll come on over to Rumble.
All right, guys, come on over to Rumble.
Come on over, guys.
Come on over.
Rumble, Rumble, right now.
Rumble.com.
All right.
Yeah.
Oh, we were on Twitch, too?
Okay.
Oh, shit.
No.
What the fuck?
We were?
Yeah, we were on Twitch the whole time.
Oh, God.
It's all good, man.
Just delete it after.
Okay.
We good, we good.
Are we good to go?
Come on over.
Okay, so what did you want to say?
Please.
Wait, I have a whole thing to talk about, but I feel like I know what he's going to talk about, so go ahead.
Oh, you know?
Yeah, so go ahead so I can clear it up and then I can talk about what I want to talk about.
Okay.
Okay, go ahead.
So you said you're a virgin.
Yeah.
Is that true?
Yeah.
100%.
Are you sure?
Well, there's some facts online that say otherwise.
Whole facts.
Oh, God.
And your name, Bri Adeline.
Yeah, Bri Adeline.
Yeah, right?
So, why are you capping to us, though?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
You said your version.
Red lights.
Okay.
Red lights.
Come on, bro.
Remember what?
You want us to pull it up?
You're gonna put it on?
No, that's...
You told us you were a virgin.
No, go ahead.
And I actually, honestly, didn't believe you.
Apparently, the mods found you online doing some very sexual activities and you say you don't get blowjobs.
Yeah, you don't.
No, but you're lying though.
They just showed us.
Pause.
No, I don't.
Why are you lying?
You're crazy.
That's not me.
Yo, chat!
Do your research.
Type in Brianna Lane and tell me the recap in.
That's crazy, dawg.
Yeah, type in Brie Adeline.
They're just gonna confirm for us right now.
Yo!
Yo!
What is that?
Nigga!
What is that, bro?
That's God.
That isn't me.
We won't show it on stream, but like...
Nigga, that shit's wild, dawg.
Just light to us.
That isn't me.
Bro, who's that?
I don't know.
Alright, she's capping, bro.
Yo, man, put that shit on screen, man.
Yeah, it's not me.
Oh, you know what?
We can play in studio.
No, we can ban on Rumble.
No, no, not Rumble.
Oh, no, yeah.
We can't do it.
No, it's not me.
You're crazy.
No, no, it's you.
It's not me.
Bro, I like it.
Nigga, I didn't open it.
It's not me.
But they confirmed it.
I'm opening that shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, chill.
It's not me, you're insane.
Yo!
Alright, Mo, since you looked at the evidence, is it her?
Mo, what'd you see, Mo?
Face and everything and lotion and everything all in the face.
You swallowed a nut, nigga.
I swallowed you, nigga.
What you capping?
I've never swallowed a nut, actually.
Bro!
Mo!
Well, she ain't swallowed.
Exactly.
She spit it out a little bit.
Alright, so she did do some Suggie Suggie, I guess.
So...
What the hell, man?
Well, actually, more than Suggie Suggie.
It's not me.
You're crazy.
Stop.
Like, you need some help.
Have you...
Oh, I need help?
Yes.
You know what I don't like?
I don't like liars, man.
I'm not lying.
I don't lie.
LF and Playboy?
Yeah.
Oh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
The fucking gaslighting is crazy.
Yo.
So it says OFM Playboy, virgin chicks.
I can be a virgin and be on OFM Playboy.
Understandable, but that video isn't...
The video isn't me.
It's not me.
Unless that was Android 17.
We don't care.
I knew the chat.
Once a girl comes on here and says she's a virgin, the chat's gonna investigate.
You do realize we got like 30,000 people watching, right?
It's not me.
Like, this isn't some, like, you know, retard nigga podcast.
It is not me, Myron.
I don't know what you want me to tell you.
It's not me.
That's the most personality he showed all night.
It is not me.
She's not a robot.
Okay, it's not me.
So, you can say whatever you want.
How many girls are there with brown hair, blue eyes, like, Latinas?
Like, there's so many girls like that.
That's not me.
But your name...
And same eyes?
And hair?
Brie?
The name is Brie?
Your name is Brie?
Yeah!
Have you ever found any fake accounts of you online?
Yes.
And it's not me.
I don't know what to tell you.
But!
But!
Yeah, your but.
It's online.
But!
I'm not gonna lie.
I do.
I don't open it?
I do have an OnlyFans.
But I kind of want to.
That is true.
That is true.
That is not a lie.
I do have an OnlyFans.
Alright, so what's an OnlyFans?
On my OnlyFans, I usually have Bible study videos.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Stop, stop, stop.
So, on OnlyFans, I usually have my weekly Bible study videos.
I go live.
Okay, will you at least concede that you're not a virgin?
I'm a virgin.
I go live on OnlyFans, and I have my weekly Bible study.
How much do you make from that?
Oh, I make so much because people love reading the Bible with me.
So I go on live.
My nigga.
I read scripture.
We talk about God.
We talk about what we want to achieve that week.
We manifest together.
We pray together.
It's fine, Brie.
You pray on OnlyFans?
Yes!
What the fuck?
Okay, honestly, OnlyFans doesn't say you have to come up here and have sex.
Everyone saw it and was like, let's go on there and have sex.
That wasn't me.
I saw that.
I said, yo, let's read the Bible.
So you're telling me God is in approval of that photo that we just saw earlier?
That wasn't me, so I don't know what you're talking about.
Yo!
Alright, we need another witness to verify, I guess.
The photo was you?
Oh, the photo was me, yeah.
Okay.
But where in the Bible did God say that you can't take pictures?
Let's just use some logic here.
Yeah.
If God were here right now, would he say she's just modestly or you are?
Have you?
Neither of us, because both of our chests are showing.
No, no, I mean that photo and her right now.
The point is...
Wait, wait.
God came down and told you how to dress?
No, no, no.
I'm saying we do hypothetical, right?
Did God come down and tell you how to dress?
I mean, we can all...
I have a question for you.
Are you married?
Are you married?
No.
Have you had sex before?
Yeah, what's going on?
100%.
I see what you're doing here.
Okay, so you are not married and you have sex before.
You know the Bible says you're supposed to be married to have sex?
And you can repent for your sins, right?
Okay, so are you still having sex even though you repented?
Not all religions believe that.
No, no, no.
I'm not asking.
Obviously, he's Christian, so I'm asking Christian.
This argument is based off of works, right?
You're saying works leads to more works.
Okay, I'm going to ask you a question.
I'm going to ask you a question.
Do you watch porn ever?
Or do you follow any girls that post sexy pictures ever?
I don't follow any girls on Instagram.
You don't follow any girls on Instagram?
You've never watched porn in your life?
I did before.
Okay, there you go.
So you sinned.
You know what?
That's lust.
You sinned.
You read your Bible, right?
I read my Bible every day.
Why did Jesus come to earth?
I have a question for you.
No, I have a question for you.
I just asked your question.
So you can ask me...
Why did God come to earth, Jesus?
God came to earth to free us of our sins.
Perfect.
So, if you sin...
So, I'm saying you...
When's the last time you had sex?
No, answer it honestly.
Just now.
Don't lie.
Just now?
Before the show.
Right before the show.
So you know that God doesn't approve of that, and you went and did it right before the show?
Here's the problem, though.
No, it's not.
You're professing that you follow God right now.
I am saying I'm not religious at all.
I'm saying I'm doing what I do.
You're, on the other hand, a OnlyFans saying, oh, I'm all about God.
Nigga, that's a contradiction.
What the fuck are you doing?
So you don't follow God at all, so you don't even know the Word of God.
So why are you even putting in your opinion?
I'm studying to be a pastor, nigga.
So why did you leave?
I chose to do my own thing, which is wrong, by the way.
Okay.
But you, on the other hand, are disabled.
So you're going to hell.
Nigga, you too!
You're doing OnlyFans and praying on that shit like it was sweet.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
And your post-it pictures of yourself almost naked.
Does the Bible say you cannot do OnlyFans?
Come on, bro.
I don't think OnlyFans was created yet.
Exactly.
And actually in the Bible, there was...
I'm not saying OnlyFans is the same as prostitution, but Jesus married a prostitute.
Jesus married a prostitute.
Mary Magdalene.
What?
Yes!
Cain married a prostitute.
Mary Magdalene.
You said Jesus Christ?
Cain.
Yo, yo, my nigga.
So, look, come here, come here, come here, come here.
No, no, nigga, you're still over there.
No, no, I'm going to tell you something.
You went wrong.
God said, Jesus in the Bible said, who he was not his sin cast the first stone.
So, hold on.
Okay, when they were trying to stone a prostitute.
Okay, so you can't say anything about that.
You're not only fans doing that shit.
Claiming God, that's an L. Just do OnlyFans and call it a day.
It's fine to do OnlyFans.
It's fine to be a virgin.
No, it's not.
I could be a virgin.
No, no, no.
And do OnlyFans.
I mean, that part's fine.
I'm saying putting God in the mix, bro, is weird.
Real quick.
Dave and Icy, you guys took a look.
Is it her?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
That's her?
I think it is.
It is not me.
You guys are crazy.
This is wild.
Unless you have...
See, you can't clean guard.
Is it her having sex?
I see you're doing some things with a dildo or something.
I don't know.
There is no video of me having sex.
I have a question.
Okay, so that video is not of me having sex because I don't know who that is in that video.
And shout out to whoever it is.
I hope she made all her money in the world using my name.
But...
You, Myron!
Have you had sex?
Are you married?
Are you married?
How did I get into this?
I'm not a Christian, but okay.
No, I'm not married.
Okay, and have you ever had sex in your life?
What the fuck?
Why is it such a sin to have sex before marriage?
Okay, so why are they coming at me for having a video of me having sex?
Because I've never had sex.
Okay, look, babe.
They're trying to point out that OnlyFans started because it was supposed to be a sexual thing.
Yes, hold on.
Stop talking.
OnlyFans was not supposed to be a sexual thing.
Let her talk.
People did take OnlyFans and do fitness sites, makeup sites, all of that.
So I understand, but it is a walking contradiction to go on an OnlyFans site, which is for men that are looking at women to try to have sex or be naked or masturbate, and then do a Bible study.
That is not contradictory to want to spread the Bible.
How is that contradictory to want to spread the Bible?
Spread the Bible on OnlyFans.
I mean, it's not a good look, girl.
It's not a good look.
If anything, that's who you want to be targeting.
The guys who are trying to see girls naked.
So you're trying to convert people.
I'm trying to help them see that they are gay.
I see.
What do you see?
There's something more...
So you're trying to turn everyone into your religion?
Babe, like, all due respect, I know I invited you onto the show and everything, but that's you, and you're with a dildo, and you're getting fucked from the back.
I get it.
You want to claim that you're a virgin and everything.
That is not me!
No, babe.
I know you want to claim it, but that's you.
I saw your face.
I don't know what to tell you.
That's not me.
Is there no girls that look alike?
You could keep lying about it.
Yeah, okay.
So that's not me.
It's cool, but I told you from when we started, don't try lying on the show because shit like this happens.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Thank you, AC. That's me.
That's not me.
No, no.
You said that's you.
So was it you with the dildos then?
Cause Icy had some shit with you with dildos.
Uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
No dildos.
I've never had a dildo in my life.
Yo!
You a capper, my nigga.
He literally said you masturbate all the time.
Yeah, you did.
I do masturbate all the time, but I don't record it and post it.
He confirmed as well.
He's looking, Dave.
That is against my mind.
He said you did great.
You did great.
Okay.
Yo!
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yeah.
You're subscribers.
Yeah, what happened?
You send them videos?
My subscribers?
Yeah, OnlyFans.
Yeah, I send them videos of me praying.
No, other videos.
You send pay-per-view videos of you praying?
Yeah.
There's no way.
Who pays for a pay-per-view of you praying?
Of me praying.
Are you praying in lingerie?
Sometimes I write.
Do I need to pull up right now?
I'm talking about spirituality.
No, no, do I need to pull up right now?
I have a question for you.
I have a question for you.
Do you gain anything from you talking about maybe me doing something?
I'm telling you that I go on OnlyFans and I pray and I go live every week.
It's okay, bro.
That's what you do, my nigga.
Just relax.
And I pray and I talk about God.
She prays on her knees.
It's alright.
Yeah, I'm on my knees, praying.
Why do you guys not want to believe that?
Just real quick for the ladies on the panel.
How many of you guys believe her?
Raise your hands if you believe her?
It doesn't matter if anyone believes her.
Because none of you are subscribed to me.
It should happen or no?
Yeah, definitely.
What do you do on OnlyFans?
I told you earlier what I did on OnlyFans and you told me too.
And you lied to me when we weren't even in the show.
I didn't tell you anything I did on OnlyFans.
I said I did OnlyFans.
No, we actually discussed exactly what we do.
You said you shed your legs.
Yeah, that's what I do.
I'm not lying.
And I said I don't do any of that.
You said I do that.
I said I don't do that.
Okay, you told me that you show your tits.
Why would you get fake tits?
I'm showing my titties right now.
Yeah, I'm showing my taste right now.
That doesn't mean anything.
Alright, you win.
Thank you.
I go OnlyFans, I go live, and I talk about God.
Hold the L, man.
Just hold the L. I'm not holding an L because...
Until you subscribe, okay, you can subscribe yourself and tell me what's on it.
I wish I had my phone to subscribe right now.
I wish I had my phone to subscribe so I could see.
To be honest, you're smart.
You know why?
Subscribe, yeah.
Subscribe right now and tell me what's on it.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you're smart.
If you think that there's porn on there, go check for yourself.
If you think there's me reading the Bible, go check.
I want you to prove me wrong.
Go subscribe right now.
Actually, you're right.
That is a good marketing tool.
Yeah, she's smart.
She played y'all.
She's smart.
Props to you for that.
Well, I didn't know that.
I just talked about what I believe in, and it is that I believe in God, and I go on OnlyFans, and I talk about what I believe in.
You really think we believe that she was a virgin so much?
I'm not shaking.
I'm not shaking at all.
Your hands are tight.
Your hands are like this.
Okay.
Which is a completely closed position.
Look, I don't know.
I think you're just glad they're not talking shit to you anymore, but no.
No one was talking shit to me.
Yes, they were.
They were saying that you weren't worth it because you were too old or something.
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't take that attention away from you, so leave it like that.
Lady, just because I'm 35, I am way more valuable than you are right now.
Why?
Because you're lying.
You told that girl.
I'm not lying.
You told that girl, but we were not on...
Yeah, she told me I spread my legs and I said I don't do that.
Yeah, I do do that.
But it doesn't really matter what we do.
It's the fact that you're lying.
I'm not lying.
Okay, go check for yourself.
Go subscribe right now.
Girls, can you shut the fuck up?
Thank you.
So, we have tattoos.
Okay.
On a video that we can't show.
Okay.
Can we bring it up?
Bills?
So, is that you?
Yeah.
Okay, can you show the other screenshot, please?
The other screenshot?
Yeah.
It's cropped.
Multiple people can't have the same tattoo?
It's cropped of the video we can't show.
We better not see no titties or nothing, bro.
Actually, give me a sec.
Make sure it's clean as fuck, man.
Let me clean it up a little more.
Let me clean it up a little more.
Yeah, clean it up, guys.
So, we do have a tattoo.
And basically, it's a heart on your ass.
So, when we show you the screenshot of the video that we screenshotted at me.
Lana Rhodes has a heart on her ass.
Nigga, it's your ass, alright?
This is the same ass.
The same ass.
My friend Soraya has a heart on her ass.
Who's Soraya?
My friend Soraya.
Show me ass.
Go look her up on Instagram.
A lot of people have a heart on their ass.
That's like saying, oh, you have a heart tattoo.
Yeah, but we have the whole video so we can see your face, we can see your hair.
We just cropped the fucking video so we can't be a fucking, you know, copyrighted strike.
You know, whatever it is, man.
Unnormal, man.
Listen.
So you can't cap, right?
This has been entertaining.
Do you have a twin?
Do you have a twin?
Maybe.
I don't know.
I wasn't there.
I didn't see when I was born.
I'm not holding the L because you guys have no concrete proof that that is me.
You have no concrete proof that that is me.
And the only way to have concrete proof is for you to subscribe and see what is on there yourself.
Yo, mark it in on point, huh?
Subscribe and see what's on there yourself.
I don't know what's on there.
You don't know what's on there.
So you can't say anything, honestly, off a couple screenshots, okay?
So go on it yourself and see what's on there.
The sad part is, I won't bring you back on the show, but hopefully those imps, you know, sub to your channel, get what they're not off and leave you.
I didn't ask for y'all to talk about this.
I didn't ask for y'all to talk about this.
You have your two seconds of fame right now, okay?
Because you're fucking lying, you're a capper.
I didn't ask y'all to talk about this.
How is it my fault that you guys brought this up?
I didn't ask for y'all to talk about it.
You brought it up, actually.
You said, I would like to talk about something.
I didn't talk about OnlyFans.
I didn't come on here to talk about it.
I came to talk about what he was talking about, variety, and how people want variety.
That's what I came on here to talk about.
I was going to talk about variety and how people want variety.
I don't care about OnlyFans.
I don't care about if you do OnlyFans, if you do full-blown porn.
So, I don't know why you're saying that it's my fault.
Y'all edit it?
Yeah, we did.
We had to, bro.
What is that?
That's the same tattoo on your right cheek.
Just trust it.
On the video.
Damn, niggas is really investigating out here.
What is that?
That doesn't prove anything.
Well, it's a snapshot from the video.
That doesn't prove anything.
Do you have a tattoo right here?
A flower?
No.
I don't have anything here.
No more tattoos?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
So, this is what I'm saying.
Y'all brought this up yourself.
You guys are going to get mad at me about lying or whatever.
You guys brought it up.
I came on here actually to talk about what he was talking about, variety.
And I agree what he was talking about, variety.
That was it.
I didn't come on here to talk about OnlyFans.
I didn't come on here to talk about who does porn, who doesn't do porn, or if you're in the wrong for doing porn or not.
I didn't come on here to talk about that.
You brought it up yourself.
So, don't get mad at me that I'm getting all this...
Information, all this crazy shit in the chat about that.
Don't get mad at me about it because I didn't bring it up.
No one is mad at me.
No, because she said I brought it up.
I did not bring it up.
I came to talk about variety.
You wanted to talk about something and it diverted into this.
Okay, so they brought it up.
No, you wanted to have a conversation and it diverted.
And you're the one that's talking the most.
Therefore, you diverted the conversation.
I wanted to have a conversation about variety and marriage.
Well, clearly you couldn't keep that topic on, so I don't know what to tell you.
They brought this up before I could have a conversation about that, and that's why I said you skipped me.
And at the beginning, when they were talking shit to you about how you're not worth anything, I was trying to get the conversation away from you.
I don't care if they don't believe I'm not worth anything.
We never said that.
Yeah, they never said that, and I don't...
I don't really give a shit what people think.
That's totally okay.
You're not worth as much as an 18 to 25-year-old.
I was trying to get the conversation away from you to talk about how I think.
Maybe you shouldn't have because they did that.
Well, I don't care if they did that because there's no proof that I'm in anything.
There's no proof.
Also, I don't need help from anybody.
Thank you very much.
All right, man.
Yeah, I mean, we have three, wait, yeah, no, four.
Four people, four independent witnesses that have looked at videos and clips and stuff and confirmed that it is indeed you.
We have tattoo identification.
How would they confirm that that's me?
Because you're on video, my nigga!
Were they there?
Are they subscribed themselves?
You have a pretty unique look.
Do they have that on?
Are they on my OnlyFans right now and they can see it?
You have a stunt double?
As your twin?
Maybe.
It's probably you.
Who knows?
You can't say it's me.
We got like 30,000 people watching live, so I knew that this was probably going to happen.
This happens all the time where girls come on and they lie.
And then the audience goes ahead and does their research and they figure out where the girl is, where she's from.
You have no concrete proof that it's me unless you go on it yourself and tell me.
Hey Bree, this link was in your bio and I'm showing you right now that that is on your page right now.
We just submitted you have OnlyFans so we don't even need to have the link in your bio.
No, I never said I didn't have OnlyFans.
So we don't need to verify.
So I never lied.
I never said I didn't have OnlyFans.
What I do on OnlyFans, that's a different thing.
There's no videos of me having sex on OnlyFans, I can tell you that.
Bible study on off is crazy, though.
I don't lie.
That shit crazy.
What's wrong with Bible study?
Alright, what did you want to say from before?
Because, I mean, honestly, the chat is annoyed by you.
What did you want to say from before since that's not what you wanted to talk about?
I wanted to talk about...
Oh, they want a polygrapher?
Yeah.
They've been putting the links in the chat too.
We do have a polygraph here.
Okay, put me to the polygraph.
I'll do a polygraph.
Yeah, put me to the polygraph.
Come on.
Alright, say what you wanted to say and then we'll set her up on a polygraph.
I wanted to talk about...
It's amazing that we're even...
I wanted to talk about the variety thing and how you're saying how guys can't be satisfied with one woman.
And I believe that is true.
I believe nobody can be satisfied with one person.
Would you say your profession has helped you with coming to that conclusion?
My profession is reading the Bible, so no.
Why do you think men subscribe to your OnlyFans?
To read about the Bible.
Okay, I just have one question.
Are you reading the Bible in full clothing, or are you reading the Bible in lingerie?
I'm reading the Bible.
In lingerie?
I'm just reading the Bible.
Okay, that's not an answer.
But that doesn't...
What?
It doesn't matter what I'm doing.
I mean, that's a very good question.
You do Bible study.
You make money off of OnlyFans.
Therefore, are you in lingerie?
Are you in full Christian garb?
Go on yourself and you can see what I do.
I don't have my phone.
Otherwise, I would 100% subscribe and see what you do.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The fact that you can't answer the question, that's a flag.
That's what I do.
That's a neon flag, not even a red flag.
Are you going to put me to the polygraph test?
Hold on.
What else did you want to say besides that's it?
No, I don't want to talk about it unless you focus on it, because obviously you guys are so held up on the whole OnlyFans sex tape thing.
No, I'm past that.
Yeah, I'm past that too.
I don't know why you guys stayed on that for so long.
You're on it right now!
Yeah, like move on.
Who cares?
We've been moved on.
No one cares.
Okay, I'm talking about, I've always told people, and no, no, no, no, look, I've always told people, I want to have three husbands.
And people think I'm delusional.
No, no, no!
Stop!
Stop!
You what?
I've always told people I want to have three husbands and people think I'm delusional.
And I'm going to tell you why I want to have three husbands.
Why?
So, people think that in a relationship you should expect everything from one person.
You should expect financial security.
You should expect emotional.
You should expect good sex.
You should expect all this from one single person.
And I'm going to ask you, is that even fair?
But you should...
No, is that fair to ask one person?
It is fair.
To satisfy you in three ways?
No, that's ridiculous.
That's your person.
It is fair.
One person.
So you think one person is able to be perfect?
A man is here to provide.
Yeah, provide.
So you want to be a polygamist?
That's what I'm saying.
You shouldn't be asking one person.
So you said you want three husbands.
Are you content with having sex with all three of them at the same time?
Here's what I'm saying.
Husbands.
When I have three husbands, this is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to pick a husband that is there for me financially.
So he provides the financial.
I'm going to have a husband there emotionally, spiritually.
He's going to be there spiritually.
Guys, write notes.
I'm going to have a husband there sexually.
So he's going to be there for me sexually.
So I have three husbands that are satisfying me.
But you study the Bible, right?
Yeah.
What does it say in the Bible?
Did the Bible say that?
You studied the Bible, right?
Yeah.
So what does it say in the Bible about that then?
What does the Bible say about that?
No, no, no.
She can't answer the question.
I'm asking you because you're the one who said you studied the Bible.
I don't study the Bible.
You do.
So I'm asking you.
You tell me what the Bible says.
No, she's asking you.
You're the Bible person.
You're the Bible expert.
What is going on?
And honestly, he was saying that himself too.
One woman can't satisfy a man.
One woman can't satisfy a man.
So that's the same thing.
I'm really glad that you said that and I want the audience to kind of take notes there because what you just said is literally how most women actually date.
They'll have a guy that they use for emotional stability.
They have a guy that maybe might be a sugar daddy that provides financial resources or a mentor or some bullshit like that.
Then they have a guy that they fuck that's attractive but maybe he's a bum or he's not ambitious.
And I would argue most girls don't want that.
They want one man to have all these things.
But it's very difficult to find that all in one guy.
And that's why people cheat.
But you're missing the point, though.
I think a guy should also have all those three things.
Here's the difference, though.
When we have multiple women, it's strictly for sexual access.
It's not for the things that you mentioned, compatibility, in my emotions, security, etc.
Like, you're compartmentalizing men into, and this is what I mean when I say men provide way more value than women.
Like, if a woman's not fucking you, she's essentially useless to you, to be honest with you.
But if a man's not fucking you, you can still get value out of him.
I have a question then.
And then you just literally displayed that just now.
I have a question for you then.
So if a girl is having sex with you every day, you believe there should be no reason for you to go look at other women?
No.
A man biologically is supposed to want multiple women.
That is biological nature.
They're supposed to be with multiple women.
Where in animals do you see the animal with one woman?
No, they have multiple women.
You're just proving my point on the male side.
Exactly.
So that's normal.
I'm saying on the female side, it's not normal.
On the female side...
Here's the thing, if you could, if you could get a guy that was tall, attractive, had money, could fulfill you sexually, and he was emotionally stable and all this other stuff, you would prefer to have that one guy.
That's what most women would prefer.
It would be unfair to ask all of that from one person.
And I believe that is unfair.
Go find it in three men.
You know what's unfair?
I'm going to have three husbands.
One that's going to be one for each.
Them giving you attention and resources and not fucking you.
That's unfair.
That's very unfair.
But you don't care, do you?
I feel like I... Who said I wasn't going to fuck all three of them?
You did.
I never said that.
No, I never answered when he said, are you going to be fucking all three of them?
I never answered.
You said one would be for sexuality purely and the other two would be to feel emotional.
Exactly, but that doesn't mean I can't.
Let's say, look, when you ask me what you bring to a man, when you ask me what you bring to a man, you could ask me, If the guy that financially is satisfying me says one of the values I value in a woman is a girl that has sex with me, then I will provide that to him.
It doesn't matter who is for what.
What does God say about that?
I didn't ask God.
Did you ask God?
But you're the Bible study expert.
Bro, burn fire.
Yo, you were kept.
How am I kept?
What does God say about that?
I'm saying what I believe in.
I don't know what you believe in.
But you believe in the Bible?
This is crazy.
I read the Bible and I talk about Bible.
But you don't ask God what to do?
I ask God all the time and he's never had a problem with me.
How do you know?
Because I talk to him every day.
What did he tell you?
He told me he loves me and to live my life.
And that's what I'm doing.
You are so far gone?
How am I far gone?
I believe that I want to have...
You are crazy.
I want to have...
I think you're crazy.
So you think it's crazy to not ask everything from one person?
If you read your Bible, you would know that it's oddly wrong and weirdly bad behavior.
Can I say something?
Go ahead.
Why you putting God's name in so much nonsense?
Thank you!
That's what I'm saying.
I didn't put God's name in any nonsense.
Let me tell you, don't put the Bible, God, nothing.
If you want to play, play with something else.
Exactly, thank you.
I didn't put God's name in so much nonsense right now.
Don't even put God on OnlyFans.
You don't see no pasta on OnlyFans?
They for everybody.
They don't make nobody pay to watch them.
When they made OnlyFans, did they say, this platform is a...
No.
They made OnlyFans for influencers to post about their vlogs.
You're manipulating people into getting subscriptions while she's watching...
I don't know.
All right, so all the girls here that do OnlyFans besides her, what do you do on there?
So what does the general person do on OnlyFans?
I don't have OnlyFans, but I know people having pleasure on OnlyFans.
That's what I do.
Yeah, it's pleasure.
Not everyone does that.
Not everyone does that, though.
That's like saying video was made for everyone, but there's porn videos.
Huh?
It's video.
Like, how's use is going to have a, you know, component, but we're just saying like, look, you're putting God in the mix of that, which is crazy.
Because it's like you're saying...
There's no porn videos on my OnlyFans and you could go see for yourself right now.
Fresh.
Fresh.
Okay.
Fresh.
It's fine, man.
She's fucking...
I can talk to you girls.
Sorry.
She's long gone, man.
She's fucking...
Different universe, bro.
Maybe...
So I'm just going to ask.
So are you Christian or not?
I am non-denominational.
I believe in God.
I said he was Christian.
So you don't follow the Bible then?
I'm non-denominational which means I believe in God.
I believe in God and I believe in praying and I believe in the universe and how God created the universe.
So you don't believe in the Bible really like that then?
What Bible do you read?
Just wondering.
I read multiple.
I read the Quran.
I read the Bible.
The Quran is not the Bible.
I read multiple.
It was created 400 years after the Bible.
I study multiple religions because I don't believe you should just...
So you're still figuring it out?
I'm not denominational.
I believe in God and that is him.
Wow.
So anything you say about this and that, like...
You know what you should do tonight?
Go pray and say yes.
She won't, man.
I pray every night.
So you're a student of religion, but you don't really follow it.
All right, that's fine.
I believe in God, so I follow God.
Okay, let's stop talking about God right here, you know?
That's a new subject, please.
So, yeah, I mean, you can say the whole thing about having three husbands or whatever, but trust me, a girl can't have sex with three men in good conscience, and number one, those guys be okay with it, and then her feel okay with herself.
Girls feel icky whenever they're having sex with multiple guys at the same time, especially when you have emotional commitment with them like that.
Trust me, you won't be able to do it.
That's what I said about the energy thing.
You ought to make sure their energy is right.
You only feel icky after sex after you have sex with someone whose energy is right.
How would you know if you never had sex?
How you know that?
Because I talk to a lot of people.
I study psychology and I talk to a lot of people about it.
I have a dual degree in psychology and criminology.
Shut the fuck up.
I have a dual degree in psychology and criminology and finance.
Okay, so since you have a degree in psychology, talk to everybody.
Shout out to Israel, man.
Shout out to Israel.
- Michelle, you sound so ignorant.
How do I sound ignorant?
Because everything you're saying is a policy.
How do you talk to me? - Israel is a win because you sound so ignorant and so stupid.
You are going on OnlyFans, which is a place for men to look at women.
Hold on, where does it say OnlyFans is a place for men to look at women?
Like I said before.
Where does it say that?
Yes, like I said before.
Before, they created OnlyFans because it was a big...
For influencers.
No, not for influencers.
For cameras and for porn stars.
And do you know how I know?
Because I worked for Bay Bros for four years as a production manager.
So you're a porn star?
No, asshole.
I was a production manager.
So I was the one that I paid you to get naked.
So I was the one behind the scenes watching idiots like you.
I don't get naked, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
We watched you!
We watched you!
You are just naked!
Go on to my OnlyFans and see if I'm naked.
Go on there and see if I'm naked.
I'm not.
No one has their phone.
Okay, so when you have your phone, you can go ahead and see it for yourself.
You know he gives a fuck, bro, but we watch it.
We can show you all the things without it being on camera.
You want to show it to them real quick?
Nah.
Listen, if you have an only face and you don't look stupid on the internet.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't do porn, and if you do porn, great for you, and I love you, go ahead and do porn.
But I don't do porn, and I'm sorry I'm not doing porn, and I'm sorry that you guys want me to do it so bad, but I'm not doing it.
And I'm sorry you're a liar.
Okay, that's me.
That's you.
That's from the video.
Yeah, that's from the video.
You just got yourself.
That's from the video.
Okay, but where's the video of me doing anything?
That is a still shot, a picture from the video where you were fucking with the picture that they took Of your little heart thing on the top right of your right ass cheek.
You idiot.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That is not that.
You just said that's you.
That's a steal from the same video of you fucking.
Wait, that doesn't even look like me.
You just said that it was you.
Oh my god.
You just said that it was you and then said it's not you.
It doesn't even look like me at all.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Today?
I'm gonna forget, Chris.
Chris, Chris, today?
I'm gonna forget.
That doesn't even look like me.
You literally said, that is me, and then took it back when you realized you got played.
Bro, this is amazing.
We literally just had a Jew call out a porn star about porn, because she's in the industry.
That's fucking fantastic.
Dad, I don't do porn, and there's not a single dude who can be doing porn.
I don't do porn and there's not a single video of me doing porn.
We can't show that video right now.
You just admitted that was you.
Can somebody play back the audio of her saying, that's me?
That doesn't look like me.
Get the audio and play back the thing that says, that's me.
If you really don't want to, if you want to prove a case, right?
Can you do the same pose so we can actually see side by side?
Same pose.
Same turn, same pose.
Just do it.
Just do it.
Go ahead.
That does not look like me.
Oh my God, look at it right now.
Stick out your tongue.
You said that it was you.
That doesn't even look like me.
Look, my tongue is whiter than that.
By the way, your tongue's white because you don't drink enough or eat enough.
That's why your tongue's white.
- I'm not talking shit about it.
I am asking you valid questions that you can't answer.
I'm not talking shit.
I am asking you questions that you don't answer.
Can you shut up for anything?
Okay, why do you think it's such a big deal for that to be me?
Like, why do you want it to be me so bad?
It is, it is you!
It is not me.
Why do you care so much?
Like, how you fucking...
I'm gonna call you out because you're a liar and you sound like a moron.
Oh, shit, whoa, that's not me.
You literally...
I do not look stupid when you said that's me.
Okay, go subscribe to my...
Like I said, bitch, Get a phone!
Get a phone!
When you subscribe to my OnlyFans and show me that that video is on there, when you show me that that video is on there, I will give you a million dollars.
Please give me my phone.
You have a million dollars.
I do have a million dollars.
From who?
Your sugar daddy that's fucking you up the ass and then stick it in your mouth?
Shit!
She's mad because she can't even fucking have kids anymore.
Like, shut the fuck up.
Let's not do that.
You look stupid.
Ready?
You can't even fucking have kids anymore, so don't even fucking talk about it.
You're upset that no man wants you at 39 years old.
I'm sorry, but no one fucking...
I'm about to hit this bitch.
No, no, no.
Don't do that.
I was going to OnlyFans then.
I was going to OnlyFans then.
I'm not.
- I'm 39, I'm 30. - You're a fucking moron. - She started doing it. - You are 45.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I'm not going to die at 45. - You look good.
- Hey, hey, hey. - You look like a fake-ass bitch with a fake nose and a fake and fake dick. - You don't know what's going to say. - Yes, I got a nose job. - I got a nose job at 25. - Okay.
Okay, alright, alright.
Let her research this on...
You said you want to subscribe to OnlyFans and see it yourself.
That's Briati.
You can act yourself, don't worry.
She's going to do it for you guys, so you guys don't have to go do it.
OnlyFans.com slash Briati.
Go see it yourself.
To be fair...
Some creators don't show their explicit videos on the main page.
You have to pay for it.
Okay, she can pay for it.
So, she might be hiding it behind you.
No, I'm not going to buy your pay-per-views, you dumb fucking bitch.
Go ahead and subscribe.
Spell it out for me.
B-R-I-A-D-D-I-E. I mean, she came from the porn industry, man.
She's shaking.
Why are you shaking?
Because you've got me so riled up because you're such a fucking moron and then you want to throw insults when you look like an idiot.
Okay, because you were talking shit about me and now I have to talk to her about...
Oh, by the way, it's only $11.99.
Okay, go ahead.
Shit, I got to add my card.
Can somebody give me my wallet?
Oh shit, she really about to go...
Yo!
Yo, you challenge a Jew to poor knowledge?
You take it to hell.
They run that industry, man.
If the Louis Vuitton curse all the way to the end...
Yo, you can't...
Yo, man.
Yo, don't buy that shit, man.
Hell, man.
She got money to go!
This is the industry!
She got more.
I didn't want to promote.
There's a video of me having sex on there.
She might be at her own.
She might be at her own self.
This shit hilarious, bro.
Adults are trying.
She paid herself, nigga.
They were in the porn industry, man.
What's up, bro?
That money going back to the homeland.
What's up, bro?
That money going back to the homeland, nigga.
It's about to get real in here, if you know what I'm saying.
It's about to get real.
The free promo.
I didn't bring this up.
Y'all brought this up, so I didn't try to do this.
Yo, this is fucking funny.
Alright, anyway.
We need some chats here.
Yeah, we can read some of these chats.
This is funny, man.
Ben Franklin says, didn't know y'all had two after hours tonight.
Two questions.
Should I get into streaming games while pursuing a train of plumbing, HVAC? Two.
Ladies, would you get bored slash break up with a guy hustling his way up, multiple jobs, 70 to 80 hour weeks?
Yeah, bro, they will get bored.
Two after hours, get it?
You gotta be, yeah.
Next question.
Ladies, have you ever given a guy a chance you weren't physically attracted to at first?
What was it about him that made you say, I'll give this guy a shot?
That's for goshly.
We can go ahead and start here with the ladies that weren't involved so much in the arguments.
What made you give a guy a chance?
The money?
Yes, the money.
Honestly.
That's how she started her self-defense business.
Then she used them self-defense things on him to leave after.
Alright, what about you?
Yeah, the way they treated me and their personality made me give them a chance.
They were ugly?
I wouldn't say they were ugly, but, like, first look, I wasn't, like, initially attracted to them.
Okay.
But their personality made them cuter.
Did they have money, though?
Come on.
No.
This was, like, in college, so no one had money.
Okay.
What about you?
What about you, Miss Amy?
I had money in college.
Well, we know that.
Um...
I don't know.
I never, like, give nobody no chance like that, you know?
Only if I'm, like...
I never really give nobody no chance.
So you're a virgin?
I'm not a virgin, but he's just like...
When you say like a chance, you know, I don't give chances.
Why would I give you a chance?
I don't give nobody a chance.
Alright, so if they don't do it for you, you don't talk to them.
Okay, fantastic.
I'm not like that.
It's not like that.
Like a chance.
I don't take it as a chance.
Like we match, you know, it's like, and we get there.
If we get there, we get no chance.
Okay.
She doesn't have anything.
She only does it in pay-per-views.
Wait, go on it.
I told you.
Show me, show me, show me.
No, I do have posts on there.
I have posts on there.
Show me what's on there.
That's how they get you, bro.
You dumbass niggas.
No, I have posts on my main page.
I have posts on my main page.
Show me what's on my main page.
And also, the guy...
I just clicked on you.
I paid for it.
And there's nothing there.
Oh, shit.
So, scam.
Yeah, scam.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What do you mean?
Don't touch my phone, bitch.
Why are you putting it in my fucking face, you dumb ass whore?
Do you have eyes?
Do you have eyes?
I'm asking you if that's your profile.
Yeah, click on it.
Click on it.
That's your profile.
Okay, go down.
Look.
Okay, she's got five posts.
The videos you're putting in pay-per-views, which we all know what they are.
You can only view them.
You're subscribed now.
You'll see if I send it to you.
Prayers up.
You're not going to send it to me because you're...
I mean, I hope you're not that stupid.
Where's the Bible?
She's completely naked here, but you can't see anything.
Okay, so you can't see anything.
Yeah, but you only have five posts.
I said I'd go live on...
How do you make money with five posts and you don't do pay-per-views, but you fucking talk about the Bible?
Like, bitch, this is...
Oh, oh, and there's her ass.
No, stop!
No, it's got a, she's, you know.
Great ass, though.
Yeah, you got a great ass.
You got a great body, not gonna lie.
Half of it's fake, but, you know, great body.
Damn.
Isn't your nose fake?
Nothing about me is fake except my teeth, bitch.
And your nose is fake, so don't talk shit about me, you fucking old ass.
Like, shut the fuck up.
Are your boobs real?
Yes, and you just gave me $12.
So, I don't know who fucking won here.
Congratulations for the $12.
I don't even think you can go to Starbucks.
Who won?
Nobody won.
Actually, I just proved that you have five posts.
They're all of you pretty much naked.
You do things in pay-per-view and there's nothing on here about the Bible.
So bitch, you cappin'.
Is there a single porn video on there?
They're in pay-per-view.
How are you making money with five posts?
How do you know I'm making money?
Because that's what you said you did for a living when they first asked your name.
No, I said I was a student.
I never said I made only kids for money.
It's like talking to someone who told me this guy is purple.
Literally, she's telling me the sky's purple, and I'm telling her it can't be because the ocean is blue, but she's going to tell me that the ocean turns purple, and that's why the sky's purple.
It's ridiculous.
It's entertaining to see the girls deal with other girls on the pod.
This is what we do every day, by the way.
Now you see what it's like to run over.
How did that feel for you just now?
Me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Great.
I love this shit.
Okay, alright.
We do this three times a week.
I just made money off her, so I feel even better.
Maybe you should hire me.
You make $12, girl.
I made money off you, so I feel even better.
I don't give a fuck.
You give me my money.
I mean, she got money, man.
She got money, man.
She got you from New York, man.
Come on, man.
She got money back.
$13 a day, man.
This was her promo, bro.
I already knew.
Y'all brought it up, not me.
You didn't fool me.
You guys brought it up, not me.
I came here to talk about marriage and you were like, hold on, hold on.
I have to say something the chat brought up.
Because you were lying.
Okay, but who brought it up?
Did I bring it up to promote?
No, you did.
So thank you for promoting me.
What did they say was a rule before we came here?
Do not lie.
I never lied.
There was no sex video on my OnlyFans.
Six bucks after taxes, okay.
That's not even a venti.
That's not even a venti costume.
There's no sex video on my OnlyFans, so I don't know what you're talking about.
There's nothing on your main post.
And then the owner of OnlyFans is a Jew, so this is going back to Israel.
She paid back the homeland, man.
It's going back to Israel, bro.
It's not an L for her.
Definitely not an L for me.
Bro, this is actually entertaining, man.
This shit crazy.
Rare them boys W, man.
I didn't even bring this shit up.
What does castle mean?
They wanted her gone.
They wanted us to kick her out.
A long time ago.
A long time ago.
Okay, you should start asking the OF girls if they would date any subscriber of theirs.
Even if they meet a majority of their requirements, that should be a very telling sign.
Alright, would any of you date your subscribers for the girls at Duel?
Yeah, I probably would.
You gotta sell the fantasy.
Fair enough.
Yeah, you can't ask that question.
They gotta sell the fantasy.
Alright, fair enough.
You guys can read between the lines.
Nigga, that was a dumb question.
Come on, man.
Ask ladies if they had to choose, who would they marry?
Go...
Bro, they don't even know who Goku, Vegeta, or Krillin.
Any of you guys even know who those guys are?
Dragon Ball Z. Yeah.
Do you know who they are?
Nope.
I know who Goku is.
You guys seriously overestimate female knowledge about video games and anime and shit like that.
Most of these girls that say they watch anime be cap anyway, man.
Alright, girl third from Fresh looking like the king of Atlantis and Spongebob.
Goddamn.
No!
You fucking assholes.
Ladies, your best friend is dying and only has 12 hours left to live.
The only way to save them is to have sex with a guy you have in the friend zone.
Would you do it or leave your friend to perish?
Oh shit.
Okay.
Your friend's about to die.
12 hours.
But you gotta fuck a dude in the friend zone that you got.
Would you do it?
To save your friend.
He did.
The least attractive guy in the friend zone.
Let's start with you.
Would you do it?
Hold on, I'm thinking.
Let me think.
Wow, yeah.
She's dying.
What about you, Philly?
He's dying.
What you doing?
Wait, well, let me...
No, that's not her best friend.
No, yes it is.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
She's her best friend.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, I thought she meant the other Brie.
I would do anything that it took to not let her die.
Of course.
She got the big mind a second ago, man.
Okay, what about you?
She would have died, man.
She would have died.
No, I wouldn't.
You wouldn't fuck a dude in a friend zone to save your friend?
No, I guess that just came early for her.
Like, that's all I was saying.
She's gone.
Wow.
Damn.
R.I.P. to your friend.
So you're asking if I would fuck a dude that I had friend zone to save somebody?
To save your best friend?
Of course.
Okay.
What about you?
Damn!
I guess.
What about you?
Actually I am though.
What about you?
I let my friend die.
Okay, next.
I can't let my friend die.
Wait, what if you could put on OnlyFans then?
How about that?
I'd let my friend die.
If you could put on OnlyFans?
I don't post on OnlyFans.
We already clarified that.
Your friend is safe.
You already did it already.
I can't let my friend die.
If he's friendzone, he can't be that bad.
No, no.
She would die.
No, no.
I feel like, honestly, I was just a little slow to interpret the question fast enough, but I definitely...
No, but I definitely would say Brie.
For sure.
100,000%.
Yeah, that's because she's here.
Okay.
What about you, Heidi?
What would you do?
I will do it for my friend.
But I don't have no friends.
If I have friends, yes.
That's a red flag, man.
I killed them before I came here.
I killed them before I came here.
I sacrificed so I can come to America.
Put voodoo doll in them.
Be quiet.
I don't do voodoo.
Why do you keep saying that?
We ate them before.
We ate them.
You were hungry.
Okay, what about you?
I'm a loyal ass friend.
You what?
I'm a loyal ass friend.
I'm smashing.
Oh shit.
She's a real one.
Okay.
Especially if the dude cheated on her, it gives you even more oomph.
What about you?
Yes, I would do it to save my friend.
We know.
Alright, Chris.
Alright, what's next?
Range Trader goes, My head is spinning.
I got a virgin girlfriend, but ever since I've been hitting the gym hard, I got a couple girls looking at me.
What do I tell my girlfriend?
Time to put up or shut up.
That's what you tell her.
There's your debate.
Disgusting smear campaign against your character was a masterclass on Holy Frame.
Big W, Myron Fresh.
I'm one of them boys.
Keep it up.
Hey, man.
Like I said, bro, we rock with...
Bro, we don't have an issue with Jews, man.
Hey, a Jew just made the show entertaining as fuck, man.
Shout out to her.
Thank you.
Hey, what are the standards a guy should meet for me to be 100% submissive?
No question asked.
Oh, this is from a girl.
What is the difference between leading and taking advantage of...
Thank you, guys.
Um...
I'll keep it summer for you, man.
Find a guy that can protect and provide for you.
That's what it is, man.
Don't get with a guy that you gotta go 50-50 with, because it's only gonna lead to you being angry at him and resenting him, and you're gonna lose respect for him, and it's just not gonna work.
And also watch for his actions, not his words.
Yeah.
Yep.
And preferably you're going to probably have to get with a guy older to make that happen.
Yep.
Ratings for you street rats from first tomorrow.
Goddamn, nigga.
What the fuck?
All right.
Hillbilly Save, The Last Dance, three.
Great Value Aaliyah, five.
Oh, okay.
Chucky and Finster, one.
Luna Love Good, four.
Panama Canal Shoulders, five.
Goddamn.
Did you play sports in college, Ms.
Panama?
I played volleyball.
Okay.
We played balls.
Voodoo, did you play like in college or in high school?
High school.
Okay.
Voodoo Princess Tiana, 6.
Debra Lavav, 6.
Who's that?
Chocolate Tits, 6.
F'ing up, up and go, Yukon.
Alright.
They skipped the one.
Do you see who got the one?
Exactly.
Are you trying to call me ugly?
As if I care about your opinion?
I didn't call you ugly.
I said, do you see who got the one?
I don't give a shit.
Oh, she's still mad, though.
Like, why are you still trying to piss me off?
Like, I don't care about you.
Why are you still talking?
Oh, shit.
You know what?
Well, she exposed you earlier, so...
Don't worry, Israel, man.
You good.
You good, man.
Don't tell me you're a virgin.
I threw parties.
Women tell me everything.
Okay.
Carl Benjamin says, I totally put a bag over your head, girl in the middle, with the white dress.
What's your word?
Panama.
Okay.
All right.
This cackling hen saying she can be a woman of God and have an OnlyFans is like a retard saying to discover quantum physics.
Yeah.
Yo, man.
Shit's pretty stupid.
Here we go.
Let's see what we got here.
Okay, it's 58 up, right?
Okay.
Don't tell me you're a virgin.
Oh, no, sorry.
Oh, Fresh and Balls.
No!
No!
This nigga must have set this in before.
Let's move on.
Fresh and Balls usually hits on girls on the panel.
Let's move on.
Fresh, you want to hit, though?
Would you know that they were fresh?
You guys can talk about Christianity.
No, no.
Fresh as a pastor?
No, let me read it.
Brie from Panama looks like a freak I want to meet.
Tacos tonight, potentially then crib for bedroom fun.
It doesn't matter.
She sounds like Mr.
Roboto.
The only words I want to hear from her is no, don't stop as you go deeper.
Make the move, my brother.
You can already tell she likes the BBC. I've never had sex, so I don't know what y'all are talking about.
He was tan, he says.
He was tan.
But Fresh is a man of God.
He donates to the church.
I think it verified for real.
Fresh was donating to the church the other day.
Alright, so would you smash Fresh?
Ladies.
Because we know you're not a virgin, man, so just...
I'm a virgin and there's no proof that says otherwise.
Alright, whatever, man.
You know what's interesting?
You know what's funny?
This brings you back vivid memories.
You know how many times I had a criminal in an interrogation room when I was on a job?
And I'd literally, they'd be like, no, it wasn't me, bro.
And I'd be like, yeah, bro, it wasn't me.
Nigga, it was you.
He's like, no, it wasn't me.
I'm like, all right, I got these statements.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
This is your best friend on video saying it was you.
No, it wasn't me.
I have video of you right here, CCTV footage of you doing the crime.
Here it is.
We got you red-handed in the Walmart, you know, picking up the drugs.
It wasn't me.
Okay, bro.
At that point, I'm just like, alright, nigga.
Put the cuffs on, put them in jail, man.
Shit is funny as hell.
Like, that's what I feel like I'm doing right now.
I feel like I'm talking to a suspect.
Shit is hilarious.
Please no contest and move on.
That's why I didn't say much, because it's like, this has just been entertaining.
and he's like bringing flashbacks when you're talking to criminals and they're saying it's not me and you got the tattoo so just like our niggas did fantastic it was a lot of sound effect for me man because that was fucking funny I'll put the fucking tattoo out and everything there's no proof that it was me I'll tell you this man If this was a criminal case, you'd be in jail right now.
There's no proof that it's me.
Like, to this second, you don't have proof that it's me.
The reason interrogators talk you in circles is so that you'll tell them what they want to hear.
You even subscribed yourself.
Did you see the video on there?
Bro, I told you over and over again.
You put it in your pay-per-views.
How do you know that?
Did you buy my pay-per-view?
Hold on.
No, the guy just exposed you.
You said, yo, I paid for the video.
You sell the videos behind the scenes, you fucking liar.
Who said that?
Yo, what's wrong with you, man?
You bought my video?
Yeah, me and this man just exposed you.
What?
You bought my video?
No, no, no.
The subscriber, not him.
The subscriber.
He loved him.
Yo, yo.
What you like, man?
Okay, so does the subscriber have a screenshot proof that I saw that video on that OnlyFans?
Nigga, yeah!
You're not allowed to take screenshots on OnlyFans.
You crazy?
Come on, dude.
You know you're not allowed to take screenshots on OnlyFans.
Yeah, you can show us.
He doesn't want to be on camera.
He doesn't want to be...
- Oh, exactly.
- Oh, exactly.
- Bruh, come on, come on, come on, come on. - Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. - What are you saying? - There's no proof. - Brie. - This literally brings back memories of catching criminals and shit.
Are you ready for this, by the way?
No, I'm scared.
This is what you're going to be dealing with.
You're going to be dealing with criminals just like that.
They're going to be saying, oh, it's not me, bro.
And you're going to be like, bro, we got the tattoos.
We know it's you.
Your fingerprints match.
We got you on video.
Are you ready for this?
FYI. Yo, this is her, Lauren.
Yeah, this is gonna be your career, by the way.
Are you ready for this shit?
Lauren, what do you mean?
Lauren, come on, man.
Because here's the other thing, too.
I don't know if you caught it.
You inadvertently admitted that that was you in video, and that was a still from the video of you having sex.
You didn't realize that, right?
I said, that doesn't even look like me.
No, it didn't.
They can pull up the audio, like, stop lying.
And then I said, wait, hold on, let this video look like me.
This is comedy to me.
This is bringing back so many good memories of talking to suspects.
You guys understand how it just exists for me.
Unless you go down there and show me yourself that that's on my page.
We got you with the 20 kilos of cocaine.
No, it's not me.
It's you.
It's in your car.
The car's in your name.
Your phone number is registered to the phone of the guy that we called.
It's you.
No, it's not, bro.
It wasn't me.
This is actually very entertaining.
No one in prison is guilty.
I don't know.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
The marketing was on point.
I'm mad if we didn't buy that shit, though.
No, no, no.
At first, it was on point.
No, this is comedy, nigga.
But now she's like fucking...
No, but she made somebody buy it.
Fuck this bitch, man.
Let's move on.
I didn't do anything.
You guys brought it up yourself.
I think if anything, you know, I didn't even do anything.
Israel just did everybody a solid.
She just said it was on the holy fence.
Yeah.
If anything, you're saying that's Israel.
Nah, she just literally, like, same thing as a bunch of money.
Yeah, she...
Israel rules.
Goddamn.
Oh, man.
All right, ladies, which would you choose?
A guy who's worth over $10 million or a guy who's very famous but worth only $2 million?
Not a bad question, actually.
We'll start here with you.
Definitely the first one.
10M? Not famous?
Yeah.
No clout?
Yeah, I think no clout.
I feel like I would like that better, honestly.
Stop the cap!
What about you?
I'm worth over 10 million.
No clout?
I like guys that are low-key.
Stop the cap!
Is your guy low-key that you're with now?
Yeah.
Wait, who?
You, Tina?
Does he get bitches, though?
Yeah.
So how's that low-key?
So, like...
If you know about it, especially.
How's that low-key?
Because he's not, like, in your face about it.
You know what I mean?
Like, some guys be, like, the loudest ones in the room, but really it's, like, the quiet guys just sitting there, like, running their business.
Yeah, but Tina, like, your man don't care about what's...
Whether or not you go outside, you go in the streets.
Yeah, yeah.
There's got...
He's got...
If he cares about you, there's no way he's happy here in Miami right now.
He's not.
I'm sure he, like, probably isn't super okay with it.
Y'all had to talk before y'all came down here.
Yeah, like...
And what do you say?
Why are you going down there?
What's going on?
For work, basically, like, social media.
I literally FaceTimed him, too, like, when I'm at these places.
Yeah, of course.
Did you FaceTime him while you were on the house?
Yeah, I did, actually.
I did.
Yo, you know what girls do, bro?
I'm not saying you did this, by the way.
The FaceTime boyfriend?
Oh, babe, I'm so bored.
I wish you were here.
Put the phone down, and I go downstairs.
Yep.
What the fuck?
I'm not saying that you did that, by the way.
No, I don't know anything.
I know, man.
I'll keep it a thousand...
Bro.
You're putting her on IG, man.
You're putting her on IG? Oh, shit.
She didn't say she's white material, right?
Bro.
Pull it up, man.
Tina, is it you, man?
Yeah, that's me.
Shit.
Do you know Ricegum?
Wait, who's that?
No.
They're talking about me.
Who the hell is that?
You did Ricegum stream?
Yes.
Oh, Tina.
Is it Tim?
Yeah.
Yo, my niggas are...
Yo, Tina!
- Yo, what's up, Kelly?
- My nigga's face is right off.
- This nigga, guys, get out, fuck you! - Yo! - She laughing, too, 'cause she does.
She's with her face in my pictures.
- She's with her ass, bro! - Yo, she didn't kill.
- She didn't, what's a Kelly?
- Yo, family, bro! - Yo! - Yo, she grabbed that nigga face out ASAP.
- No, no, I hope to follow my story, Mike.
- No face, no case. - I hope you niggas are taking notes.
There's been so many telltale signs on female nature on this fucking podcast.
What do I tell you?
No offense.
But I tell men to never date girls like you.
And the reason why is because you progressing your career directly puts the relationship in perilous situations.
Wait, what do you mean by progressing my career?
Okay.
You're a social media influencer, correct?
Right.
Okay, which means you need to network and work with other influencers to grow your brand, etc.
And you need to be out there and put yourself out there, correct?
Correct.
All of these situations put you in...
Situations where men are going to approach and or try to court you, correct?
Correct.
That is not good for the relationship.
No, I agree with that.
I agree with that.
And the fact that, and the other thing too, you're not stupid.
You crop this face out because you know, having a boyfriend on the internet directly impacts your ability to build your brand because women sell their singleness on the internet to a degree.
No, you're actually very correct about that.
And me and him actually had this conversation and, you know, like...
I don't miss.
No, you're right.
And I value him, like, so much that, you know, I'm willing to change, you know, what I do, like, um, like my content stuff.
Whatever, bro.
So, um, is he going to support you?
Yeah, he supports me 100%.
No, but like, how old is he?
Yeah.
No, he's still in school.
Yeah, he's still in school.
Yeah, he don't got a choice.
This is probably the baddest chick he's ever been with in his life.
Yep.
Keeping a thousand with you.
But how can he support her lifestyle in school?
He can't.
He can't.
Well, no, he doesn't need to pay for anything.
I make my own money.
Yeah, I know.
We don't.
But if you change up your content, how are you going to make money?
I mean, I'm willing to build it all over again.
That ain't happening, bro.
Very few women make it in this game without sexualizing themselves.
Sorry.
No, you're right.
I'm just going to call it like it is.
You're gonna break up with your boyfriend within a year.
I guarantee it.
Girls that are on social media never fucking last.
You're getting DMs with rappers.
You're right now in front of 32,000 niggas.
You're already talking to somebody probably right now that's probably more lit, has more money, more status than your boyfriend right now.
I'm actually not, though.
He's a 22-year-old fucking nobody, bro.
You're gonna leave him within a year, I promise you.
We wish you the best, bro.
Like, I'm just keeping it a thousand.
You know it too.
That's why you're smiling.
No, no.
I just feel like that's the craziest thing to ever say.
Tino, you're cheesing.
I'm keeping it a million.
There's a reason why you cut this face out.
There's a reason why he ain't nowhere on your profile.
We're not dumb.
Because it's a private relationship.
I don't want anybody, like, in my fucking relationship.
Translation.
I don't want him to impact.
I'm so serious.
I don't want this relationship to impact opportunities I might get from not being single.
That's not true.
I post him on my story, wouldn't that already, like, impact my social media?
On your IG? Yes.
On your page?
I wouldn't mind to post him on my page.
I just, like...
Do you post him or his shadow?
No.
Okay, first of all, we've only been dating for two months.
So, you know, there's only so many pictures that we have together.
Look, bro.
Y'all ain't lasting, man.
That's what you think.
Y'all ain't not lasting, bro.
You post him on your story?
Yeah.
That's good.
Is he there now?
I'm not even trying to be an asshole, but you're gonna get clout, you're gonna get famous, we got 33,000 niggas white, you're about to get a bunch of followers, simping and shit like that, you're gonna think you could do better, you're gonna leave it with us, man.
Four months, I give it.
It's a wrap.
Okay, I don't agree with that.
You don't have to agree with it, I'm just telling you how women are.
When a girl finds a bigger, better deal...
It's just gonna happen, man.
I wish you the best.
Stay strong.
You got this.
You're gonna find a guy with more clout that can help your career, and you're gonna be like, what the fuck am I doing with this 22-year-old nigga in college?
Fuck out of here.
I'm just gonna say this.
You might find a rapper who don't get tired.
What's considered in society as bigger and badder, I've already tried out.
Wait, what?
What's tried out?
You what?
She's dated celebrities before.
Yeah, basically.
So, like...
I don't know, I just...
Did he never get tired?
You didn't catch that when she mentioned that about Meek Mill?
No, I was...
I called onto that right away when she said Meek Mill.
No.
Yeah, man, bro.
Yo, I give it four to eight months.
Y'all are just trolls.
Y'all are just trolls right now.
How many girls have we brought on this shit that are social media influencers and they're with a fucking dude, a regular nigga, and it's done?
You got OnlyFans too?
Yes.
And you got OnlyFans?
No!
It's a fucking rap!
I believe in you too!
Tina, I believe in you!
Come on, Tina!
I have faith in Tina, by the way, bro!
Yo, nigga!
Tina, I have faith in Tina!
Hey, hey, hey, boyfriend!
You watching this shit?
You watching this shit, nigga?
Just fuck her a few more times and enjoy it while you can, nigga!
And just enjoy it while you can, nigga!
It's a rap for you!
It's fucking done.
She reminded me on her own, nigga.
What the fuck do you think is going on?
Okay.
First of all, let me redeem myself.
Let me redeem myself.
I'm with you.
I fit for you, Tina.
Like, please.
I fit inside of you, man.
Alright.
Anyways, so I started my freshman year of college, right?
And it's what helped me pay for my tuition.
Wait, wait.
Your Twitter?
Your Twitter?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
My Twitter's really not that bad, though.
Touch your hands!
There's nothing bad on me.
That's my Twitter, not her Twitter.
That's not my Twitter.
Wait, are you naked in that picture?
That's not my Twitter!
She's admitting it.
I wouldn't know because...
Looks like she's naked in that fucking profile picture.
Oh, shit!
Dude!
It's even worse!
Holy shit!
That doesn't say, while having sex with me.
What do you think it means?
Come on!
That doesn't say, while having sex with me?
Alright, you know what?
X it out, man.
I don't care about Brigham anymore.
Hey, man.
Alright, bro.
Yeah, man.
Now that I know that she's on OnlyFans this evening, bro...
Okay, I'm on...
I am on there, but I'm not really on there.
Like, I haven't posted on there in months, type shit.
I had faith in you, Tina.
I did.
And also...
Also, Tina.
Also, like, I don't post, like...
I was like an asshole, but I kind of peeped that as soon as she introduced herself.
I was like, man, this shit got zero charisma.
She definitely do something on OnlyFans or ass pictures or showing her body off, like...
Listen...
And it's fine, because here's the thing.
I'm going to keep it a million, and you're a very attractive girl.
But unfortunately, with that attractiveness, you haven't had to develop a personality like that, and you lack charisma.
That's facts.
Being honest, keep it a thousand.
So out of, like, what, the ten minutes you know me, that's what you get?
Yep, that's facts.
Okay, that's cool.
You didn't take that.
You might be tired.
You might be tired.
I am tired, actually.
I didn't get any sleep.
Really?
Well, you are 20 years old, man.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Newsflash, as a creator, even though you're tired, you gotta make content.
So regardless of the facts, you're still lacking right now.
But you know, sometimes I get a little too tired.
I'm just like, damn, I'm about to fall asleep.
You can do that when you're pretty.
Wait, Tina.
I be telling y'all, there's a reason why girls dominate TikTok and Instagram.
They're not on YouTube like that.
I caught that right away when she said that.
I was like, okay, this chick probably on OnlyFans.
She ain't gonna admit it, but she is.
I knew it, bro.
I fucking don't miss, man.
Yo, Tia, tired from what?
It's too easy money.
And she dropped out of school.
That was another telltale sign I knew she was on OF. Tina, you on break right now.
Tired from what?
Come on, man.
Huh?
I'm not in school.
What do you mean?
No, you're on break right now, right?
Right now you're in Miami.
You're chilling.
You having a good time.
No, I'm not on break.
I'm only here for, like, I literally leave tonight type shit.
I know, but type shit, you was out in the club last night.
Type shit.
Yeah.
Type shit.
What time?
For work.
For work?
Like, I don't know how many times, like, I gotta say the same thing, you know?
Listen, uh, Tina, aren't you networking?
When you go out?
Yeah.
48 months, nigga.
Networking these dicks.
Alright, let's go.
Look, man, I'm just saying 48 months, man.
Hey, you know what?
I'm not even going to knock you for it, man.
Like, hey, find the best guy that you can get.
You're a pretty girl.
But you're delusional if you think you're going to...
There's no way you're going to be with that guy.
When girls get clout, they change.
That's the difference.
When niggas get clout, we got a bad bitch.
Nobody knows her.
Even better.
Girls get clout.
I can do better.
This nigga is nobody.
Fuck out of here.
That's just how it is, bro.
She would have had them, though.
Yeah.
She would have had them.
But it's tough to go back.
Yeah.
We know what it is.
She's even a thousand.
You're going to be a millionaire?
It's tough to go back to going pretty busy, nigga.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
And she was smiling.
She don't tell the truth.
I can't believe it.
You guys are fantastic.
I just realized you're waiting to put up the ladies' Instagrams until the show ends.
That's such a great idea.
I never know when Frank will show up, so it adds even more excitement to the show.
WFNFL sims.
If you know, you know.
These from before?
Yeah.
Dream world scenario for the girls.
You're on a dating show and you narrow the pool down to three guys.
You like all three.
They are roughly the same height and same age.
Only at the end, you find out what they do for a living.
One is a TikTok influencer who talks about celebrity gossip.
One is a career plumber.
And the last one is a rich, trustworthy baby who drifts from job to job.
Who would you take the most seriously and why?
That's actually not a bad question.
Which one would you pick, ladies?
All the same exact guy, but one's a TikTok influencer, talks about celebrities.
One's a career plumber.
And the other one's a rich, trust fund baby, so he'll never be poor.
However, he drifts from job to job.
Which one are you taking?
Hand raised, please.
Yeah, hand raised, yeah.
We'll say TikTok.
Who's taking TikTok guy?
Come on, man.
All you OF girls, raise your fucking hands, man.
Stop lying.
No, I'm raising my head.
Okay.
One, two.
Yo.
You better hope that they don't take TikTok off the app.
Yeah.
But let's assume it's not going to get taken.
Okay.
All right.
Who's taking the TikTok guy?
Three.
Okay.
Who is taking the plumber?
I mean...
But does he own it?
Like...
Nah, just a plumber.
Just a plumber.
He's still doing something.
Her man is fucked!
That nigga can't even be a plumber or lay pipe for real.
She's laughing.
She's laughing.
She's talking the truth, bro.
She's out here, man.
She already told her future, bro.
That's a wrap, nigga.
I know it.
I know it.
I know.
Yeah, yeah, look at her face!
Bro!
I don't fucking miss, man!
You miss it so hard!
No, man.
Bro, oh man.
That's why you smile, because you know I'm telling the fucking truth here, bro.
No, because I have values and expectations for a man.
Like, he better be fucking working a job and making money.
What if he's a rapper that don't get tired?
I don't fuck with rappers.
That don't get tired.
Anymore.
Anymore.
Keyword, anymore.
I never did.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Okay.
All right, but you are at exchange.
Okay, so who's taking a plumber again?
Raise of hands, plumber.
Hayden?
Trust Fund Baby.
Okay, now who's taking a Trust Fund Baby?
Okay, she's like, I got money for life.
All right, cool.
I'm not taking any of them.
If you have to pick one of the evils, ladies, one of the evils, give us one.
I'm taking all of them.
I'm getting married to three men, so...
Let her talk, it's fine.
Okay, what about you?
Who are you taking?
I mean, if I had to choose...
I had to pick up the three, yeah.
Fuck, dude.
Alright, let's say the Trustman baby is Jewish.
Trustman baby.
You take it in?
Probably is.
At least he keeps it in the family, right?
Girls, which one would you choose?
Oh, okay.
Will Laura Loomer be on for the day show or on After Hours?
She'll be on After Hours, guys.
Only, yep.
She'll be on After Hours.
Question for Panama Lady.
What's the worst title you've been called?
Was it which you made hate titles?
JC? Oh, what's the worst title you got?
I see what he did there.
What?
What's the worst side of you that you've ever gotten?
Yep.
The whole bitch.
Annoying.
I don't care about any of those because if you care, that's what gives it the fucking power.
So, just don't care.
Niggas, get rid of the title of Panama Canal.
That's why y'all like titles no more.
Alright, ladies, for those that are out.
See what I did there?
I've seen that canal.
I've seen that canal.
Yo, it's deep.
Oh my god, bro.
Damn, my nigga.
We went to go do some investigating and found too much, if you know what I'm saying.
National security though, nigga.
We went there for real, for terrorism.
Ladies, for those that are on OF, you know what's funny?
Now that I think about it, that nigga said he wasn't there either.
Yo, I swear to God, bro, I'm not even fucking kidding around.
I can't talk too much about it.
But long story short, the nigga was affiliated with some fucking terrorist niggas out of a certain country.
And I was like, nigga, this is you.
And he was like, no, that's not me.
That's not me.
And I'm like, nigga, it's you.
He's like, no, that's not me.
I'm like, nigga, I got the FBI file right here.
I'm going to call my boy from the FBI. It's fucking you, nigga.
That's part of her cousin.
Nigga said the same shit as her.
That's not me.
We got evidence, nigga.
It's you.
Oh, my God.
Man, you were fucking providing material support to this organization.
We know who you are, nigga.
That's not me.
Oh my God, bro.
Niggas said, Nick, you come again.
It's not me.
I'm like, it's you, nigga.
Yo, bro.
Alright.
Yo, this show has been fucking epic, man.
Oh, bro.
Oh, man.
We had, what, 33,000 of y'all niggas watching, man?
Ladies, for those that are on OF and have slash want a family, how would you protect your family and keeping them safe from your decision and being on OF? By denying it.
That's not me!
That's not me!
That wasn't me!
Mom, this is you!
She would do well in interrogation.
No, she wouldn't!
Mom, this is you!
That's not me!
That's not me, Tom!
They finna lock her up, burn the key!
Mommy, that's you!
They finna lock her up, burn the key!
They saw a horn on your ass and that girl has a horn on her ass too, Mom!
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
I just realized y'all were talking about me.
Wait, can you guys repeat it?
No, don't worry about that.
Sorry, I zoned out.
If you penetrate yourself with toys, you cannot claim virginity when you finally meet a man for a relationship.
That's false advertising.
And porn is not an instruction manual to sexual intimacy.
That is very true.
Shit, no diamond, right?
If you want to know about porn, it's not sexy.
Filming it is not sexy.
It is for Bang Bros especially because it's a big company.
Did you really pay the bitches?
Yeah, I had to write the checks.
I had to film.
Yeah, so when somebody comes in to Bang Bros, because we're such a big organization, they have to have two forms of ID. They have to have a SED test every two weeks, and then it has to go through a PASS system.
So they come in, and we film them with their ID next to their face with a newspaper that says the date, so they can't come back at us and say, oh, well, we didn't film on that date because we have you with your face with your ID and a thing.
All legit, Kiki told us this.
So then, let me finish first.
Then we have legals that they have to sign.
They have to say, I don't want to use a condom.
They have to say all this stuff.
They cannot be on any drugs, anything.
We had a girl that was on Xanax.
We had to send her home.
We had a girl say she wasn't comfortable.
Send her home.
We immediately cut production.
And then when they go to set, I... We have a driver to drive the girl to set, and then there's PA's, production assistants, and they're holding lights at you while you're...
And you know underneath the porn...
It's really hard for the guys to stay hard.
Pause.
One of our buddies at Porn Story said that was the main thing that guys fail at.
That and coming, they can't come quick enough.
So that's a pain in the ass for production.
So when you see a porn, there's pictures on the bottom.
So we film the hardcore, we call them hardcore stills beforehand.
And then they have to have sex in the same...
Sequence.
Sequence, exactly.
Sterling said all this.
Yeah, and then it's stop and go, and then we say, okay, you need to come, and if the guy can't come within like five minutes, we're annoyed because now production is, you know...
You gotta pay more time?
You gotta pay more time, the house is longer, the girl's upset, you know, so it's not glamorous.
It's not glamorous at all.
Bro, the stereotypes are on fire tonight.
No offense.
This is just so fucking fantastic.
What are the chances that you'd have a girl, deny that she does porn, Then have a Jewish girl on the panel that worked in the porn industry to call her out!
Come on, nigga!
That's content!
That's crazy!
You can't make it up.
They can't make this shit up!
What's your question, Panama?
Did you get your nose done because you did too much coke on there?
No, I got my nose job.
I got a nose job because I'm Jewish and I had a little bit of a bump and I was on Broadway when I was younger.
So when I go on auditions, they ask me to see profiles.
Do you know what a profile is?
One way and then the other way.
Therefore, if I have any type of bump, I am now called the ethnic one.
Therefore, for purposes of SAG, Screen Actors Guild, I decided to fix that.
Therefore, I could be any role, not just the ethnic one.
I don't do coke, thank you very much.
No, I don't have a bump.
It is literally, legitimately perfect from a doctor in Beverly Hills.
So shut your fucking ugly mouth.
Oh!
I can confirm that we all have big noses from that part of the world.
Because they do a lot of coke and porn, so I was wondering if that's how you line up.
I smoke a lot of pot, and if I were to do cocaine, I think I would probably have a heart attack.
Or a panic attack that I could not stop.
Wait, were you ever like an actress, or no?
Yeah, I was in two Broadway shows when I was younger.
No, no, I mean actresses, sorry.
Is that why your cheeks are yellow?
Did you ever do porn yourself, or no?
No, I've never done porn myself.
She didn't do it, she paid the chicks that did it.
Yeah, I've never, no, I've never.
Which kind of makes sense.
Yeah, I was the producer.
I was the production manager.
I believe her.
I believe her, too.
I mean, the stereotypes are just...
Did you give out high interest loans, too?
Oh, my God.
I know someone that can.
This is too fun.
I had to ask.
I didn't do anything, so I was just wondering...
You do have a bump, so I was wondering if that's why...
They lifted the front of it because it was down to...
Is that good enough for you?
So you think that this little bump right here is a problem?
They lifted the nose up a little bit because it was down.
That's why it looks like that.
Does that suffice for you?
Is that answer good enough?
Yeah, I thought you just said a lot of coke.
I'm sorry.
No, unfortunately you've got the wrong drug.
Is that why your teeth are yellow because you smoke so much?
Maybe.
Congratulations.
You need to get that wind.
Thank you for your opinion.
Okay.
Fantastic.
I mean, I'm done talking to this bitch.
She's retarded.
I mean, I don't blame you.
Thank you.
I mean, someone said it.
She's retarded, bro.
Like, the whole show, man.
I'm sorry, Bree.
You're fucking stupid as fuck, man.
I didn't do anything.
I know.
That's why you stupid as fuck.
You guys brought me on her.
You brought me and you asked me and then you brought up my OnlyFans.
You brought up OnlyFans.
I never brought up OnlyFans.
Such a shame she was put right in the middle.
But it doesn't matter because today I made $12 from her after all the shit.
He didn't make $12 because there's taxes and fees.
You asked to come on this show.
I got asked to come on this show.
Wait, bring me my phone.
I'll show it.
I'll show you my DMs.
You literally asked on Monday for you to come on this show for Wednesday.
Fuck you, bitch.
You asked me two weeks ago to bring me on here.
Thank you.
They asked me two weeks ago to come on here.
I didn't ask to come on here.
Hey, listen, it doesn't matter.
you're on here and you stupid fuck.
So you guys, you guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
No, no, it's fine, Like, Britney goes on, man.
It's fine.
Hey, man.
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
It's a beat on her.
Yeah, yeah, no, no.
Look, look, look.
We gotta show a little bit of mercy here.
Yo, Bree's fine, man.
Come on, man.
Bro, you guys brought up OnlyFans.
You guys brought up OnlyFans.
Alright, alright.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Did you not know what show you were coming on?
I didn't come on here and talk about OnlyFans.
She's stupid.
Don't worry about it, man.
Now they're talking about...
She thought we were right.
She thought she was sweet.
She thought we're just gonna sit on a stream and...
*Sings* No!
I didn't really care about it.
This is not a...
We're not Ricegum, man.
Listen.
I wanted to talk about my three hugs.
We got you, we got you.
We gotta move on.
We gotta move on.
Uh, Tyrone.
Hey folks, Chris.
Yo, girls be thinking like we're like these other streamers, I just go bring them in and actually like...
I mean, cute.
Yeah.
Okay.
I know you're thirsty for more of that Henny.
So which of these girls would you get on OniFaz with, Chris?
Chris.
To what?
On the panel.
They ask, who would you get on OnlyFans with?
Which girl would you get?
Since you're lit off the henny, go ahead, Chris.
OnlyFans with?
Shit, man.
Never, man.
Listen, I'm not going to be OnlyFans, man.
Like, some of you guys...
No, no, which of these girls would you do it with, is what they're saying, bro.
Like, who are you options for?
Yeah, who would you...
You don't make a...
Yeah.
Nigga, like, I deal with the girls.
I'm not going to say shit.
I'm lying, man.
No, fuck it.
Next.
Okay.
All right.
Chris, which one of them can fold your laundry?
All right, ratings for a buyer.
It's a fresh special ed jugs.
Five?
Wait, oh, from my...
Okay.
Okay, they call you Special Ed Jugs.
What the fuck, bro?
Five?
Well, it is tough.
She didn't really answer anything.
Anna Nicole Smith?
Goddamn.
That's before your time.
Do you know who Anna Nicole Smith is?
No.
I've heard it in songs, but I don't know who that is.
That's a three.
Damn, we're old.
Haitian, that's score six?
Goddamn, nigga.
Her family had money, but nigga, how do you think she's here?
Megamind 3.
They called her Megamind?
Megamind?
Oh, no.
They're trying to say you got a big head.
Holly Holm, five?
No, no, no, sorry.
Razor blade shoulders.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Nigga she go like that.
No man she go fuck you shut up.
$4 store Holly Holm.
Oh, shit.
Who is that?
That's you, Miss Mane.
I know.
Who is it?
We can pull it up.
I think it's the MMA fighter.
Yes.
Old redhead, four.
So they gave you both the same rating.
Okay.
Blasian, three, oh, four, seven.
Okay, look at that.
They gave you a high rating.
Holly Holm got a five.
Holly Holm got a five.
Oh, yeah.
And then, 21 looking, 41 and four.
That's for you.
I think he's just trying to say you look older.
Ladies, do you have anything you want to say back?
Okay!
Okay!
Wait, what'd they say?
Niggerilla next to Myron?
Oh, shit.
Yo, she's here to fuck right now.
She's like, nigga.
Yo, she's mad fuck right now.
Yo, what the fuck?
Nigger said, Niggerilla next to Myron raised their arms and they're a little bit dead.
And they're a little bit dead.
What the fuck, buddy?
That was mean.
Yo, bro, that's crazy.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with y'all niggas, man?
So, basically, it's an inside joke from earlier.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
What the fuck is wrong with y'all niggas, man?
Bro, they make fun of us too, ladies.
Don't feel bad.
Niggas say Fresh stutters and he's a retard.
Niggas call me a bald hair.
Niggas call Fresh a drunk idiot.
They call Mo fat fuck.
Don't worry, ladies.
They make fun of everybody.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all, though, man?
They call Bill Suss out, though.
They make fun of him for his nails.
Yeah, they call Bill Suss.
Oh, yeah, they call that nigga out.
Let's say Bills a failed rapper.
That's what they be saying about Bills.
The nigga couldn't make a record so you were fresh and fit.
What the fuck, man?
The wrong studio, nigga.
They're like the wrong studio.
Yo, Bills, you're a risk, man.
Oh, yeah, bro.
What's up with that, man?
Another story, bro.
- Look out some nigga activities. - He was watching her read the Bible.
- Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. - Goddamn. - Yo, niggas call Quavo in the chat.
Niggas call Quavo in the chat. - I'll take it, bro.
- Quave no, man. - Quave no? - Quave no, I'm in your city on some hot shit.
I fuck her her.
I'm on the same hot thot shit.
My outfit is brazy.
This shit is a mosh pit.
All you hatin' ass niggas, get off my dick, Tory Lanez.
All right, shout out to Tory.
- Free Tori.
Jess said it, oh yeah, we close?
'Cause we gotta do the video. - Yeah, this is the last one. - All right, Brie Batty, respond back to me on IG about your giveaway.
Why are you lagging?
I'm trying to win free access to your VIP. - Yes, she currently has a giveaway going on on OnlyFans so that it's cheaper or she gives like three subscriptions.
I saw when I was there.
I was gonna say that, I just forgot.
Yeah.
You got a customer here.
He's trying to...
Nothing.
I'm just confirming what the guy said.
There is a giveaway for my OnlyFans.
No, no, no, no.
Fuck all that shit, nigga.
I'd rather hang out with Bri than the old redhead.
Where can I apply to be one of your husbands?
This nigga.
DM me.
I respond to all my DMs.
You're sick, nigga.
That's almost bannable type shit.
Who's a bad nigga for being a fucking faggot?
You fucking fag.
We're gonna do last thoughts on the show.
All right, last thoughts.
Hate it, love it.
Hold the show for you.
Final thoughts or disagreements or anything you want to say?
Are you from the Congo?
Hate it, love it.
It was alright.
She's triggered.
Are you from the Congo?
No, where y'all get there from?
Okay, so you ain't from the Congo.
Alright.
Thank you for coming, man.
Come on, man.
You've been here before, man.
Like, smile or something.
Goddamn.
Nigga, she's triggered, right?
Okay, number one.
What they said wasn't nice.
I agree.
It was kind of funny though, I ain't gonna lie.
I mean, this is the internet.
This niggas talk shit bad.
You should see the shit they say about us.
They roast all of us, bro.
They roast every single person here.
Yeah, they make fun of me.
Even my dog.
They make fun of me.
He's harmless.
He hurt a flight.
What about you?
Yeah, what was your final thoughts?
I thought it was pretty entertaining.
It was fun.
Alright.
Is she captain?
No.
Yeah.
Who?
You.
Her.
100%.
Yep, yep.
How was the show for you?
I liked it.
I had fun.
You had fun?
Yes.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for inviting me.
You're not going to put a spell on us or nothing, right?
Maybe one day if you deserve it.
Be a good boy.
I don't know what I'm saying.
What about you?
I always like this show.
I think it's really funny.
So the niggas want to know in the chat, are you actually single then?
Me?
Yeah.
No, I'm not.
I think what it means is if she gets drunk enough and the right guy comes along.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
She's smart.
No.
Nigga, you're single, man.
Come on.
How long you been in Miami now?
We're staying in Hollywood, actually.
We've been here since Saturday.
Oh, she's next to me.
You've been here since Saturday?
Mm-hmm.
Have y'all been on any yachts?
Yep.
No, we actually got invited.
We didn't go.
What about Jeske?
Yet.
We didn't go yet.
Yeah, I think if the right guy comes along, she's going to switch it up.
We'll be here for a little while longer.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, she knows.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Is he monogamous to you the guy?
Yeah.
Probably not, bro.
Nope.
St.
Pete.
Hey, nigga, if you watch it, I think it's your...
You better go fuck a bitch, man.
Or two.
Yeah.
What about you?
What's your final thoughts here?
I loved it here.
This is probably the best shit I've ever done.
What other shows have you been on?
None.
But this is the best one I've ever been on.
Is she on Ricegum?
Ricegum isn't a podcast.
It's a fucking stream.
Are you retarded?
What do you think this is?
This is a live stream.
Hold on, Panama.
I've been very polite to you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This is better than Ricegum.
I've been very polite to you.
I've not shit on you, despite everyone else making fun of you.
Then this is better than RiceGum.
Don't ever fucking talk to me like that again.
I don't know what kind of simps you'd be around and shit like that.
Clearly no one's ever told you no or anything else like that, but don't forget where you're at.
I'm not one of these fucking streamer simps.
Okay.
Like, you don't fucking talk to me like that ever again.
This is better than RiceGum, though.
That's all right.
I appreciate that, but just don't forget where you're at.
All right.
What about you?
I don't belong here.
But I had so much fun, and it was a great opportunity, and I'm thankful and amazing.
Well, you did a good job.
You didn't say nothing crazy.
What was I going to say?
GBI? Take it if they hit you down.
I already passed.
Take the job.
I passed.
Then take the job.
But I passed on Georgia.
I don't want to live in Georgia.
Just take the job.
I'll move somewhere else.
Myron said, take the job.
Can you call back?
Call the recruiter back?
No.
No, I can't.
Wow.
Next one.
Next one.
You're 35.
You're stupid.
I'm 33.
Next one.
You do realize you got to get on before you're 37, right?
Yeah.
Well, yes.
But this isn't federal.
This is state.
So I think it's a little different.
They still have age cutoffs.
Yeah.
Manifest it.
And you're not prior military or law enforcement, right?
Because corrections, you only had like two years, so they might not honor...
Bro, just get the first job.
Yeah, I'll figure it out.
Just get the first job.
No, thank you for the advice.
Oh, wow.
That's the biggest mistake people make.
I want this gig and I'm not going to take anything else.
Like, take the first gig that you get.
You were a true joy on this show.
You made me laugh.
Me?
No, I meant her.
Oh.
Thank you.
What?
Thank you.
I love juice.
Any last thoughts on this show?
I thought this shit was hysterical.
Please have me back.
This is so funny.
We will have you back for sure.
Thank you for your insight.
Tina, I had hope for you, but I don't know what happened.
She belongs to the streets.
I still have a lot of hope.
For who?
For what?
For you?
Other help.
I have no hoes.
You have no hoes?
I only have one man.
That's it.
That's great.
For now.
Eight months, nigga.
Four to eight months, absolute match.
It's a wrap for you, man.
I think that's just gone, bro.
I think eight months is generous.
Yeah, I'm being generous.
Yeah.
Definitely, by the end of this year, it's done, man.
Bro, I seen her IJ, man.
I give her five minutes.
It's bad, bro.
She was laughing every time I say it.
I laugh when I'm uncomfortable.
Oh, my God.
Yo, I'm being...
No, she never mind.
It's on camera.
Came to Miami by herself.
Went on a yacht party already.
By herself.
Those OnlyFans.
Came to, like...
Come on, man.
She's in social media.
Her boyfriend is her age and is, like, a regular guy.
I guarantee you...
You don't support her and make a lot of money.
She's laughing on a yacht, too.
You don't got clout.
Like, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Like, by herself?
Just the math ain't mathin', bro.
Like, women aren't this, like...
A dude can get clout and make money and he'll still stick with his chick.
When women make money and get clout, bro, it's a wrap.
Did you disclose to him that you was on the yacht?
Yes.
Did you FaceTime him?
Remember?
Yeah, I did FaceTime him.
And then hung up the phone and started laughing.
Yeah.
No, I definitely did not laugh.
What was there to laugh about?
I'm like...
You said when you get nervous, you laugh.
Yeah.
So you were nervous all day?
I wasn't nervous.
Why would I be nervous on the call with him?
So you were comfortable?
I'm always comfortable with him.
No, no, on the yacht.
I was by myself, like, on the railing part, like, talking to him.
But everybody else was, like, in the front of the yacht.
Who invited you on the yacht, though?
Um, my party promoters.
Promoters?
No, like, I came with girls.
Like, I came with girls.
Well, yeah, that's what promoters do.
They get a whole bunch of girls together.
Well, yeah, but, like...
The math ain't math, sister.
What does that have to do with anything?
I don't know.
All right, next.
Exactly.
Nigga, you're single.
What about you?
I don't really have any questions or anything, but thank you guys for having me on the show again.
This was definitely my favorite one so far.
So yeah, I had a good time.
Is she capping or no?
Is she calving?
A hundred percent.
I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Okay!
Well, that was fun.
That was different.
Yeah, no, that was great.
So yeah, guys, the debate with Ethan D. Klein is on Rumble because obviously we destroyed them and They want to talk about certain shit that, you know, is YouTube.
I saw what they tried to do, bro.
They tried to get us in trouble, but they failed.
And they got destroyed.
And Friday, we got Laura coming on for the after hours.
Gonna have some lovely ladies on.
And then we'll probably, maybe we'll do a call-in show with y'all or whatever it may be.
But no, that was a good show, man.
I hope you guys enjoyed it.
We'll catch you guys on the next episode of Fresh and Fit on Friday.