March 8, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
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| Alright, we should be live here soon. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Boom. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm monitoring on Rumble real quick, making sure that we're good. | |
| all right all right we should be live here soon I just started the rumble stream. | |
| Yeah, we see you on there. | |
| Oh, y'all can see me? | |
| Alright, sweet. | |
| Alright, we're live. | |
| What's up, guys? | |
| Welcome! | |
| To another, I guess, episode of me where I'm going to destroy some scrubs for y'all ninjas. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| It took a while for me to start this thing up. | |
| Basically, what ended up happening was I had some audio problems. | |
| So that's what it was. | |
| But we're here now. | |
| So we're about to destroy some scrubs. | |
| I've been playing some open cue with McCree. | |
| Smacking some kids up. | |
| I went to the gym earlier, got a quick meal in, cut my hair. | |
| So now we're in here, baby! | |
| I always like to warm up in here, before. | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| And for you guys that are wondering, I played McCree back in the day, on Omelot Run at a master level. | |
| You get used to the mouse and keyboard. | |
| So I'm getting better. | |
| But... | |
| Bills are saying the sound sounds immaculate, so awesome. | |
| Now also, guys, the beauty is we don't have to worry about people complaining that they can hear the game audio because now I can actually play and they won't be hearing my game. | |
| So we can go into team chat without any complaints. | |
| Thank God. | |
| Alright, go into team chat. | |
| So now they're not going to be crying about fucking, oh bro, I can hear your game, blah blah blah blah blah. | |
| Now here's the problem, we're playing open queue right now, guys. | |
| Here's this what pissed me off. | |
| Clearly they saw me go DPS, and then these two retards, Lavar Ball and Monskilla, go DPS. So, I don't want to be toxic or whatever, but hey, you fucking dickheads, if you guys want to win this game, when do you need to go healer? | |
| Running a solo healer on this is going to be very fucking tough. | |
| But of course this dude wants to play fuckin' Echo. | |
| And the other retard wants to play Pharah when there's no goddamn... | |
| I'm not healing because I'm better than you, dummy! | |
| That's all. | |
| That's why I'm not healing, you sorry motherfucker? | |
| The fuck? | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| Defend objective A. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Alright, D.Va. | |
| Going right to point D.Va. | |
| Moira. | |
| Ashe up top. | |
| *Mind of the game* We're down one Damn it. | |
| Fuck that tracer. | |
| Fuck that tracer. | |
| That was bad on me, but I'm warming up. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Okay, fantastic. | |
| Gonna sit in camp spawn like the scrub that he is. | |
| Backed up though, and they're not touching the point because they suck at this game. | |
| Oh, come here, bitch. | |
| Get her from the other side. | |
| There we go. | |
| Good finish on her. | |
| Kid is trash. | |
| Oh, they're pushing. | |
| Oh, 12 o'clock. | |
| One shot on Demoro. | |
| Oh, good point. | |
| Oh, she got hit by the way. | |
| Where there's smoke, there's fire. | |
| Add a mech scrub. | |
| Back up, back up, echo. | |
| Okay, that's not good. | |
| Alright, back up, echo. | |
| Sombra on point. | |
| Got her. | |
| Dink, dink, bitch. | |
| Tracer one. | |
| Just one shot of this fucking Lifeweaver faggot. | |
| Come here, boy. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| That's dead! | |
| Oh no! | |
| He's one HP. Got him. | |
| That's what happens if you got one healer. | |
| We could definitely hold this. | |
| 20 seconds to go. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I hear Tracer? | |
| What the f- Oh, get fucking rock, scrub! | |
| Let's go! | |
| *Soul the fuck is up* Baby Diva is someone? | |
| The fuck is watching your bats? | |
| Fuckin' go, man. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Full hold on those scrubs. | |
| Fuckin' trash. | |
| Kids, fuck me. | |
| Oh, I'm echoed. | |
| Easy hold on these scrubs. | |
| Nine life says, I don't know what's happening in this game. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| These kids are getting shit on. | |
| That's what's happening in this game. | |
| We're back, boys! | |
| We're fucking back! | |
| We got almost 4,000 of y'all ninjas watching right now on Rumble. | |
| We got... | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Got almost 1k on... | |
| She hasn't been talking. | |
| Yennefer, talk real quick. | |
| Yep. | |
| You hear her echoing, you said? | |
| Mute the chat one. | |
| Okay, let me go on OBS and mute that real quick. | |
| Okay, Yennefer, talk? | |
| Yep. | |
| Uh... | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Talk again? | |
| Yep, can you hear me? | |
| Okay, yeah, I can't hear her when she talks now, but... | |
| Maybe she's not muting on the stream, though. | |
| Let me know if she's muting. | |
| Or if she's, uh... | |
| Talk Gennifer so Bills can... | |
| Yep, no, I'm not muted. | |
| Okay, you heard her talking? | |
| Oh wow, we got hit with a flamethrink. | |
| Ryan Harden, where are we? | |
| Did you hear her? | |
| Yup. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, I'll do it after this game. | |
| I'll call you back after this game. | |
| Alright, please. | |
| Hurry right back. | |
| Alright, let's win this shit early. | |
| I'll fix the audio thing. | |
| Audience could be able to hear you, though. | |
| I offer something more Tracer's one dude | |
| You guys need to get that, I got the mercy Fucking No time to waste Let's get off the stairs We're on a double tank | |
| Second healer And fuck incredible, bro. | |
| Sorry ass teammates. | |
| Might be on tilt. | |
| Might be, I don't kill. | |
| Get in there. | |
| *Gunshot* Rhyne, Ramoth and Blahn Second. Second. Second. Sure. | |
| For more, he Zur celular. Charge above them. - 21. | |
| Nice. | |
| Alright! | |
| Guys, you guys are wondering what my chat is? | |
| I mean, my rank right now? | |
| I think I'm like a silver four or some shit like that. | |
| But guys, this is my open queue game. | |
| I've been practicing McCree on this one. | |
| Alright, so let me fix this real fast. | |
| But we're ranking up quick. | |
| Alright, let me call Bills and fix this audio thing real fast. | |
| Shout out to Bills, by the way, in the chat, man. | |
| WBills. | |
| You got this shit lit. | |
| Helping me out with the OBS. Alright, Bills, what was it that you wanted me to do again? | |
| Click chat audio? | |
| So unmute chat audio? | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| Okay. | |
| Unmuted that. | |
| And then advanced audio properties? | |
| Here. | |
| I'll show you the screen right now. | |
| Yep. | |
| Monitor only? | |
| Boom, okay. | |
| Alright, close. | |
| Yennefer, talk? | |
| Yep, yep. | |
| Alright, I heard her. | |
| Alright, we're good to go. | |
| Alright, we're sweet. | |
| So the chat, you guys are not... | |
| So shout out to Bill, by the way. | |
| He's right here. | |
| Y'all can see him. | |
| Yeah, so now, guys, you won't hear an echo from people that are in the chat when they talk. | |
| So, alright, we're good to go, man. | |
| Cool. | |
| Thanks, bro. | |
| You the man. | |
| Alright, WBills, the reason, guys, we got the fucking audio finally fixed where you guys can hear me, I can hear the team, and people that are in our games can't hear the fucking, you know, because before it was anytime I streamed, for you guys to hear the game, you would hear the audience, sorry, not the audience, people in my game would hear my game and they would always complain and cry. | |
| So now we got it where they don't hear that shit and I can still hear everything and you guys, most importantly, can hear everything. | |
| Alright, we got a game. | |
| So, um, we're about to spank these boys. | |
| Because they're trash. | |
| Why? | |
| Because it's 12 o'clock, faggots. | |
| Alright, switch to team. | |
| Getting a protein shake, right? | |
| Because we went to the gym earlier today. | |
| We actually did some, you know, some training, unlike the other losers that played this game. | |
| Alright, you guys in, uh, anybody in team chat? | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Ella Medrano or whatever the fuck? | |
| Yo, you in there? | |
| I can't hear you if you're talking, bro. | |
| Yennefer, can you hear her? | |
| No, no. | |
| Someone in the chest said they skipped the gym yesterday? | |
| You're a loser. | |
| Hey, Elamadario, whatever your name is, bro. | |
| We can't hear you if you're talking. | |
| Um... | |
| Okay. | |
| So... | |
| What the hell? | |
| Your shit sound like you... | |
| What the hell? | |
| Bro, we can barely hear you, man. | |
| your shit coming in low oh there's a bastard on left He's one shot? | |
| One shot One shot on Moironger One shot on Moironger Oh | |
| Pull them over Faster on the left That's a wish on the left man guys Goddamn! | |
| There's much for you to do. | |
| Fascist... | |
| can't push his payload. | |
| Waiting for this idiot to drop his bomb. | |
| What the fuck are y'all doing? | |
| We have no fucking tank! | |
| No wonder we can't push! | |
| Yeah, I think I'm gonna swap to D.Va here in a second. | |
| Fucking retards on our team! | |
| Why do you fucking faggots go tank right now? | |
| Or else we're not gonna win this shit, you fucking dumbasses! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| You're raging Need some hills Okay Genji over here. | |
| Okay, he's one shot. | |
| Get the Genji, he's one shot! | |
| You know no time to waste Marks, I got Two down in their team, let's fucking go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| How many of these niggas I gotta kill, man? | |
| Lucy, I won! | |
| Lucy, I won! | |
| I got fucking five of them! | |
| I killed four of them! | |
| Bash the last one! | |
| The fuck, man? | |
| Bash is literally the last one! | |
| There you go! | |
| Push that fucking payload! | |
| 50 seconds remaining. | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Put them in the crowd. | |
| You're stuck. | |
| Don't try to deploy those! | |
| Don't give me soup to the fans! | |
| Look at this fucking shitty ass bastard, man. | |
| These are garbage. | |
| How the fuck would these scrubs hold us? | |
| The pain where there's smoke there's fire I must recharge What do you mean? | |
| Damn it Just put them in the crowd Devour them Misery maze suck Yo this Mercy sucks bro Yo! | |
| Fucking... | |
| Can you be there and fucking help out or some shit, man? | |
| You're gonna die! | |
| Can you start killing shit, motherfucker? | |
| Can you start killing shit? | |
| What'd you say? | |
| Moving the payload. | |
| Let's keep it going. | |
| This is under to my will. | |
| Suffer as I have. | |
| Not exactly what I expected. | |
| Let us end this fight. | |
| This dumbass Lucio man. | |
| You fuck off! | |
| Lucio 1! | |
| Lucio 1! | |
| Bullshit! | |
| Idiot! | |
| Incredible. | |
| Soldier on the left. | |
| Might be on tilt. | |
| Might be I don't care. | |
| You're fucked, idiot! | |
| You really feel the heat? | |
| You're fucked. | |
| Lucio won. | |
| Got him. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Get the air! | |
| Great space, squad! | |
| Just one shot at that Ramacho! | |
| Whoa, fuckin' mind us! | |
| He's fuckin'... | |
| Oh, get rid! | |
| I'm dead, dude. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Dude, I had his fucking visor up. | |
| Where was I? | |
| Surrender to my will, son. | |
| Watch that shit, man. | |
| Watch behind us. | |
| Thanks, Dad. | |
| Good. | |
| Soldier, one shot. | |
| Lucio, one shot on the left. | |
| Oh, my fuck. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Moira dead? | |
| Lucio? | |
| Fashion on the right back So Alright, good. | |
| Fucking go. | |
| The payload has reached the checkpoint. | |
| I'm just warmed up to me Bastard on the weak left Oh 60 seconds per minute. | |
| Annoying-ass Lucio, one shot on him! | |
| All right. | |
| I was sharp this time. | |
| So much for a week They're weak! | |
| Watch them weak! | |
| Then go! | |
| Go, bitches! | |
| They're weak, then go! | |
| You look great. | |
| You will be in the sights. | |
| So is the weak. | |
| Please. | |
| And... | |
| Touch the point. | |
| What the hell? | |
| You're all together. | |
| Help me. | |
| Oh wow, what a f***ing D. Mort in one shot. | |
| Mort is dead? | |
| He's dead? | |
| Soldier? | |
| He running like a little b***h that he is? | |
| One HP on, no trace it down. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Fucking go, man! | |
| Destroy these scrubs. | |
| Lucy on the left. | |
| Come on, boy. | |
| Boy, pop out. | |
| Boy, fuck. | |
| Down for the sticky. | |
| Fucked up. | |
| Shoot that Bastion. | |
| Moira dead? | |
| Get dinked, bitch. | |
| Let's go, man! | |
| I'm out here, baby! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Bastard, last one! | |
| Fuck that faggot up! | |
| Got him, too! | |
| What's up, soldier? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| It's 12 o'clock, faggots! | |
| Kill five of those scrubs! | |
| Get in the backpack! | |
| You motherfuckers see why I used to be a master level, McCree? | |
| I just started playing mouse and keyboard less than a month ago! | |
| Destroying these faggots! | |
| They fucking suck! | |
| Let's fucking go man We use that America skim now man Get in the backpack, niggas! | |
| Yennefer, you said you're still echoing? | |
| Uh, yeah, supposedly I am. | |
| I don't think you're echoing. | |
| Just talk. | |
| Give your recall outs and shit. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Now we're on defense with these faggots. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| We will not lose this battle if we fight as one. | |
| We got 2,000 people watching us over on Twitter, and we got, uh, 2,800 Yan Ninjas watching us on Rumble. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm the top gamer now. | |
| I'm taking over this shit. | |
| These other streamers are fucking faggots. | |
| They're soft. | |
| They don't talk shit like I do. | |
| They don't play like I do. | |
| Knowledge is its own reward. | |
| Oh, hold on a sec. | |
| Bills called. | |
| Yeah, Bills, what should I do? | |
| - You, we're her echo. | |
| Yennefer, talk real quick. | |
| Yeah, it is showing audio when she talks. | |
| I need to mute it, right? | |
| Okay, I'll mute that too. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, Yennefer, you should be good now. | |
| Go ahead, talk. | |
| Should have been no more aquas. | |
| We're gonna find out. | |
| No! | |
| I need a higher... | |
| No! | |
| Roadhog's already weak. | |
| No! | |
| We got one shot on the left. | |
| Bloodhog is weak as fuck! | |
| for service Democrius one shot This sucks! | |
| Shit, wow. | |
| That bitch hit me with a spear from across the map. | |
| Roadhog on the right. | |
| He missed his luck because he's a faggot. | |
| Yeah, bitch. | |
| Nice try, though. | |
| Roadhog on the right, niggas. | |
| Okay, he ran away. | |
| I got a high noon Yeah Moira what you wanna do bitch Moira over here | |
| She ran Alright now I'm back in the game | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| - I'm the real cowboy here, nigga. - Thanks, Dutch. - Arrest a one. | |
| Green pie. | |
| Roadhog on the left. | |
| Let's see, Fatboy, what you want to do? | |
| What you want to do, Fatboy? | |
| Alright, he backed off, he backed off. | |
| Yep, we got them to back off once again. | |
| Roadhog is weak. | |
| We're on the left trying to play 'cause she sucks. | |
| Can I get some heals for you? | |
| There's a guy who's arrested on me. | |
| Fuckin' shit, they focused me so fuckin' hard. | |
| Fuckin' faggots, it's okay though. | |
| Come back to spawn. | |
| You guys might have to play conservative. | |
| You don't have your DPS right now. | |
| Oh shit, never mind. | |
| We got the... | |
| Roadhog is weakest book on the left. | |
| Ash being a scrub. | |
| All right, they got one more push. | |
| It's time. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Good shit, guys. | |
| They got fucked! | |
| I'm the captain now faggots! | |
| gross. | |
| play of the game. | |
| all right we good Okay, so we got here... | |
| Let's look at the chat. | |
| We got Stone Cold Lord... | |
| Stone Lord goes, Bro, are you ready for Candice tonight? | |
| It's fresh preparing and watched her on PPD. Please don't phone it in with her like Wednesday because you exhausted whatever's kicking you all ass on these caliber guests. | |
| Uh Bad Prepare to attack Nigger really said they're kicking our ass with guests. | |
| Bro, did you not see all the guests that we've had over the past couple of days? | |
| Like, what the fuck? | |
| Clearly you haven't seen all the guests that we've had throughout. | |
| So? | |
| So, sweet Edina has grown into a domineering beast. | |
| My name is Risa. | |
| You would be wise to remember it. | |
| My heart is strong and my jobbing is sharp. | |
| Like, honestly, bro, like, this dude over here saying this stupid-ass shit, saying whatever's kicking your ass on these caliber guests, bro, fuck you, man. | |
| Honestly. | |
| Like, fuck you, man. | |
| You don't know shit, bro. | |
| We've had on some fucking awesome guests. | |
| We had Rampage Jackson on, we got Jake Shields coming on, we got Candace coming on, we had Mystery on, yes, Wednesday. | |
| Like, fuck off, dude. | |
| Seriously. | |
| You guys compare us to these fucking guys, it's not even a competition. | |
| You're very smart. | |
| What the fuck is wrong with y'all? | |
| How you gonna compare Dr. | |
| Pepper to fucking Coca-Cola, you dumbass? | |
| Fucking incredible Soldier one shot Fucking ass weak up top | |
| Let's go Let's go. | |
| Let's fucking go. - Objective A capture. | |
| I spot the payload. | |
| I offer something more. | |
| I'm going to take it. | |
| I'm going to take it. | |
| Thanks, guys. | |
| Go, 3-Bron. | |
| The rest of the week. | |
| I will surrender to my will. | |
| I'll save my heart. | |
| I'm there. | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| Bro, who the fuck is the tank, man? | |
| Oh, we don't have one while we do. | |
| Oh, we don't have one while we do. | |
| Really pain. | |
| We're one. | |
| Three for one. | |
| Bro. | |
| Come on, Cole. | |
| Try a little harder. | |
| Come on, let's fucking go, man. | |
| What the hell are we doing? | |
| The pants on earth fucking suck Reaper one HP guys Got him. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| That's one dead on their team. | |
| Ash is weak as shit. | |
| Stand in the back. | |
| 1hp on her. | |
| Finish her off. | |
| She's gonna blow. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Threats detected. | |
| Do something. | |
| Where's the bomb? | |
| Oh, there he was. | |
| 3 for 1 HP! | |
| Fuck, bitch! | |
| I really feel it in the heat. | |
| I'm thinking these motherfuckers, man. | |
| surrender to my will let's fucking go man! | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out of the way! | |
| yo what the? | |
| how many more shots do I gotta hit? | |
| what the fuck? | |
| riprox right! | |
| god damn! | |
| no man ever do you still like kill this fucking arissa man god damn - Oh, I'm just going to... | |
| Who's over here? | |
| These fucking drugs! | |
| Switch to McCree trying to compete man. | |
| I'm the McCree nigga! | |
| You Cassidy, I'm McCree faggot! | |
| Up top. | |
| Streeper. | |
| Hello? | |
| And you're within my reach. | |
| I'm thinking the fuck out this bitch! | |
| Finally, when I'm ready! | |
| What about that? | |
| Knew that was coming. | |
| He's gonna do that dumpster behind us. | |
| Where's our tank? | |
| Over here. | |
| McCree already won on their team. | |
| Push! | |
| Push! | |
| Why the fuck am I on the front line? | |
| Push the wrist, stop being a bitch! | |
| Let's go. | |
| 12 o'clock on these faggots. | |
| Get fucked, Mercy! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I don't miss! | |
| Let's fucking go, niggas, man! | |
| I'm the captain now! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| Dink, dink! | |
| That's my new name! | |
| Faggots! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Hit him with the head and I see she walk outside, that bitch ran away! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| Re-run, reprise no race, reprise no race! | |
| Nailed them a bull! | |
| Melissa, one shot on the right! | |
| Creeper? | |
| Creeper on our bench. | |
| Where's that? | |
| Man, don't fuck it, this is Alyssa, bro. | |
| She's gonna... | |
| Oh, creeper behind us. | |
| He's 1hb, though. | |
| Mercy one? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, you're supposed to come right to me, bro. | |
| I got a high noon impressive arresting, but... | |
| All right. | |
| Fantastic. | |
| We got 40 seconds. | |
| We got this shit, man. | |
| Kills coming at you! | |
| 30 seconds. | |
| This Arisa's way out of position by herself, which sucks. | |
| Holy cow! | |
| No jabber? | |
| Hit her twice in the head. | |
| She's weak. | |
| She's half now. | |
| Melt it. | |
| Reaper behind us though. | |
| Reaper and McCree behind us. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Reaper and McCree behind us. | |
| Niggas are garbage, bro. | |
| Touch the point and watch that for the McCree and the Reaper behind y'all if you can kill him already. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Don't let these scrubs kill y'all. | |
| Bro. | |
| They got us outnumbered. | |
| Keep that in mind. | |
| Come on, man! | |
| Meet your fate! | |
| Game over. | |
| Round one. | |
| Complete. | |
| Score. | |
| Two for zero. | |
| switching sides hmm uh bando i'll get you a next game We got five people in the chat, by the way. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Shit, there's nobody talking, but whatever. | |
| Can you not hear me? | |
| No, I can hear you now. | |
| Yo, play Mercy, bro. | |
| Okay. | |
| Play Mercy. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| So you can go fuck these kids up. | |
| these friends you gotta bear further investigation Oh soda bread got it yeah I'm gonna play back over this way. | |
| Much lies in store. | |
| Let us see to it. | |
| Yo, shout out to all the haters that say, yo, this game sucks. | |
| Then don't fucking watch, faggot! | |
| What the fuck is wrong with you weirdos? | |
| If you don't like it, then get the fuck up out of here. | |
| Yo, this game's dog shit, bro. | |
| Fuck off then, faggot. | |
| What the fuck this shit look like? | |
| Not playing no fucking Call of Duty or some other fucking black people game? | |
| You bum-ass niggas playing on your PlayStations, you fucking faggots. | |
| You fucking bums using your Section 8 to get your fucking video games? | |
| Fuck out of here, man. | |
| Barrier is splintering. | |
| My barrier is gone Yo, wrist up top Wrist up top She has no javelin. | |
| Arisa one shot on the right, man! | |
| You guys better fucking kill her ass. | |
| She's 1 HP and he has no healers. | |
| Bro. | |
| Mercy, I need heals right now, bro. | |
| I need heals, I'm gonna die. | |
| There's someone by the car. | |
| Shoot the idiot behind the car. | |
| Is there an Arisa behind y'all? | |
| Bro, I fucking called her out like a million times ago, man. | |
| She has no healers. | |
| Kill her. | |
| The fuck? | |
| Murrow one shot on point. | |
| Sorgher trying to run on point right now with a Mercy. | |
| He's one HP. Bruh. | |
| Mercy one shot, ran away. | |
| Murrow on point. | |
| Dicked her. | |
| Two shot that bitch, she's trash. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Mercy and McCree, they ran though. | |
| This bitch, stay trying to throw spears at me now. | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| Go ahead, shoot your helix. | |
| To the right. | |
| I'm looking, I'm looking. | |
| You're also a McCree. | |
| Moira, Moira on this main street. | |
| She just ran. | |
| This sucks? | |
| Damn! | |
| They knocked me out. | |
| They knocked me out. | |
| Whoa, this- what the fuck? | |
| This bitch is- Bro. | |
| We have unwelcome guests on the objective- Our team fucking sucks, bro. | |
| Holy shit, man. | |
| Team fucking sucks. | |
| This Arisa just walks right into our shit with no fucking challenge, man. | |
| Fucking trash, bro. | |
| Like, what the fuck are our tanks doing? | |
| Look at this Arissa! | |
| Kill her! | |
| She's right here with no fuckin' healers! | |
| Shoot her! | |
| She's fuckin' weak, man! | |
| Got her! | |
| Fuckin' goddamn, bro! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Soldier behind us right now! | |
| Soldier behind us! | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Get the heroes who are dying. | |
| Oh shit, he's a retard! | |
| The kids are fuckin'... | |
| Kill this dumbass Arissa, man! | |
| My Marrior and Arissa! | |
| Incredible, bro. | |
| These kids get behind us and they fucking suck, man. | |
| Come on. | |
| I'm gonna take the high ground and high noon them from up top. | |
| Got everybody here? | |
| Alright, Mercy come with me. | |
| I'm gonna wait for them to engage. | |
| We got two alts! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Jump right over here. | |
| Okay? | |
| This is great. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Fuck you, idiot. | |
| Stupid fuck. | |
| Meet your fate. | |
| I knew you. | |
| We got on here today. | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| One shot on those idiots! | |
| More over here! | |
| Kill this bitch! | |
| They're fucking pushed, whore! | |
| Kids are fucking garbage, man! | |
| Come here, junkrat, you fucking bitch! | |
| You know why I ain't gonna chase him? | |
| He sucks. | |
| Take our ground up top. | |
| Mercy, come on me. | |
| He's up top. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Looking for him. | |
| Looking for him. | |
| Drop down. | |
| McCree. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Arisa on the high ground. | |
| Shoot her dumbass. | |
| She's on the high ground. | |
| With a Mercy. | |
| She's chasing me. | |
| Mercy's rocking. | |
| Need help. | |
| Oh god. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Sorry, I didn't see the gift. | |
| The pain mode has reached. | |
| Dude, our tanks are fucking brain dead on our team, man. | |
| They still haven't seen my ace. | |
| Fucking brain dead, man. | |
| They're just like letting them push into us like that with no fucking contestant, man. | |
| Look at Sarissa! | |
| Here she is! | |
| Being a fucking annoying fuck once again! | |
| Tire, tire. | |
| Junk ground behind us, man. | |
| It's on me, I miss those shots. | |
| uh thank you kindly yeah that's an example of just tanks out playing our tanks man Tanks created no fucking space and they just got fucking ran through. | |
| Fucking idiots on our team, man. | |
| They're in the team chat, but they're not fucking listening at all. | |
| I invited to get finessed. | |
| What's up, man? | |
| Uh, your account's too high. | |
| You got another one. | |
| Because it's... | |
| You can't play right now, bro. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Bye. | |
| Yo, what's going on? | |
| What's up, dude? | |
| It says that we can't queue. | |
| Bro, what? | |
| This is my smurf. | |
| Yeah, it says we can't queue. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| I'm playing this one forever. | |
| Alright, it's all good then. | |
| Unless you got another one. | |
| Let me see if I can borrow my friends. | |
| Alright, that works. | |
| Alright, bet. | |
| Alright. | |
| All right. | |
| All right, David Burke goes RIP creator of Dragon Ball, Yep, RIP to him. | |
| Thank you for all the childhood memories. | |
| Now, Myron Gold, Super Saiyan on these scrubs. | |
| absolutely you guys already know what time it is | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| no unnecessary risks yeah so guys know what I've realized like Like, people, they're gonna hate no matter what. | |
| There's people that just don't like us. | |
| They're gonna talk shit. | |
| They're gonna say, oh, this podcast's better than you guys, blah, blah, blah. | |
| But at the end of the day, y'all know who originated this shit. | |
| We've had on some bang-up guests this past few weeks, man. | |
| Between George Gammon, fucking Candace Owens, Rampage, Mystery. | |
| Like, come on, man. | |
| Haters gonna hate, bro. | |
| They got two shields. | |
| They got two shields. | |
| Vastion in the middle. | |
| What the fuck is this shit? | |
| I'll pack ya That'd take your head Are we gonna push in here? | |
| Oh Holy shit man Alright! | |
| Awesome This is gonna be a pain in the ass I could already tell it would Where was I? They're running two- two shield tanks. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Put it on my tab. | |
| This right can die though. | |
| He's out of position. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Sigma weak! | |
| Sigma weak as fuck! | |
| Landing them shots on him! | |
| *Mario* S-Moiro weak? | |
| *Mario* *Mario* It's a- Let's get the- YAMON DOWN! | |
| What's the problem? | |
| Holy shit, man! | |
| YAMON DOWN! | |
| My tree is gone. | |
| Find cover. | |
| That is sharp this time. | |
| You're stuck. | |
| They got it, man. | |
| Yo, Artank can't even create no space, bro. | |
| We got a Bastion. | |
| How do I got more damage than a fucking Bastion, bro? | |
| How do I got more damage than a fucking Bastion? | |
| Some of you motherfuckers, like, bro. | |
| Is there anybody in the chat? | |
| Let me look how many niggas we got in here. | |
| Yo, there's five of you faggots in here! | |
| Come on, man! | |
| I can't be the only one fucking communicating here! | |
| Oh, that'll do fine. | |
| Winston! | |
| If you're gonna fucking play, jump on the fucking healers, bro! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| What the fuck you doing? | |
| Dude says you play tank then. | |
| I'm not playing fucking tank because these tanks suck. | |
| We need to fucking damage. | |
| Our Bastion clearly can't fucking do it. | |
| The fuck, man? | |
| These shields should be getting melted with our Bastion, but he ain't melting to shit. | |
| Fucking trash I'm shooting the Bastion on top I'm shooting the Bastion up top, trying to get him off there. | |
| Ryan is already gone. | |
| Dead. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| We got the point. | |
| Bastion has 1 HP. | |
| Oh, he just got saved. | |
| Sigma weak. | |
| The enemy advances her at 4.5. | |
| Come on, guys. | |
| Let's go, folks. | |
| Sigma dead? | |
| Got you! | |
| Line is weak! | |
| I got him up the fucking lane! | |
| He's 1 HP! Dead! | |
| It sucks! | |
| Bastion weak! | |
| Bastion weak! | |
| Shoot this fuckin' back! | |
| Where are we to Kill the more while she was ulting let's fucking go These kids some trash, I told y'all niggas! | |
| They got dudes back in now! | |
| Sigma already half. | |
| Sigma already left. | |
| Dink them a few times. | |
| He's running because he's scared. | |
| Hey, he's good. | |
| Got a high noon? | |
| Watch out for that bashing ult. | |
| Nobody sucks. | |
| Doom faggot? | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Single one! | |
| Single one! | |
| Fuck his ass up! | |
| You guys fucked! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Bash it on the right! | |
| Bash it on the right! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| That was a close one. | |
| You too, bitch! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go this! | |
| Come here, Johnny! | |
| What's up? | |
| Oh! | |
| Lucky as fuck! | |
| Jumping green and Arisa, man. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Nice res. | |
| I'm backing up, though. | |
| They're all there, bro. | |
| Back up to point. | |
| Back up to point. | |
| Bash this week. | |
| Arisa week. | |
| Let's go, good shit. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I told you these niggas are trash! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| Score. | |
| One to one All right things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the deadlock Alright. | |
| Yennefer, they're not talking, are they? | |
| What'd you say? | |
| No? | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, no. | |
| Okay. | |
| Dude's name is Simp4Girls. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Alright, man. | |
| That's why I'm on Overwatch, man. | |
| I'm gonna revolutionize this shit. | |
| Teach you guys to not be fucking simps. | |
| God fucking damn, man. | |
| This game has so many fucking fags on this shit. | |
| Alright, jump around here. | |
| Jump around here. | |
| Let's get him. | |
| Head him once. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bash him. | |
| Bash him dead. | |
| More of him. | |
| She ran because she sucks. | |
| Jump around. | |
| What's up? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| We're up in here. | |
| Fuck this. | |
| We got the point, man. | |
| Fuck these things, man. | |
| Push up. | |
| These dudes aren't good. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| They got Zarya, Bastion, Oh shit, this aria's charge up. | |
| Arisa, got it. | |
| Arisa, one. | |
| Oh shit, she's getting healed. | |
| Fashion up! | |
| Fuckin' Marissa, weak as shit, man. | |
| Marissa, one? | |
| Fashion, weak too. | |
| Damn it. | |
| Oh shit, this aria's charged up. | |
| God damn! | |
| Alright. | |
| I got a high noon. | |
| Try to use the crystal space to make an angle here. | |
| I'm going to try to take high ground and do it. | |
| Back up guys. | |
| Nobody die. | |
| Let me get there first. | |
| Let me get there first. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| They're sorry. | |
| Alright, charge up! | |
| Oh shit, okay. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Sorry I'm eating! | |
| Good shit, good shit! | |
| You're fucking melted, bitch! | |
| Are you getting the res off real quick? | |
| Good, good, good. | |
| Good. | |
| I'm gonna take high ground because I don't think they have anything that could challenge me. | |
| Yeah, they don't. | |
| Good. | |
| I'm taking high ground. | |
| They got just fucking... | |
| Mercy, fly to me if you need me. | |
| Good. | |
| Don't got a shit. | |
| Let's see what these faggots are gonna do today. | |
| Thanks, Doc. | |
| Okay, Zarya trying to come on point. | |
| She has bubble. | |
| *BOOM* *BOOM* I don't think I'm gonna make it out. | |
| Okay, good. good. | |
| good, good. | |
| You made it? | |
| Alright. | |
| We just gotta win one more teamfight and we're straight. | |
| Zen Force Trance so we can all use ults on them *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* Fuck. Fuck. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Sorry, the charge's up. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Back to the end! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yeah, I'm a bow. | |
| It's time. | |
| It's time. | |
| Force them out. | |
| Force them out. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Moira's coming on point. | |
| Hit that big horse. | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| Got her. | |
| Whoa, bastard! | |
| Get busted, Ian! | |
| You don't know when to quit Gotter fucking Fucking go! | |
| I'm out here, baby! | |
| Play of the game. | |
| You got a good bomb off at the end there. | |
| I can't look at the sets on them. | |
| We rise? | |
| I guess you're too high for us, bro, because... | |
| Alright, so you're a diamond too, but you made it up to Master 5, it looks like. | |
| Top 380. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Not bad, bro. | |
| But, uh, this account's too high, my friend. | |
| You gotta get on a smurf. | |
| Oh, we can roll queue with you, though. | |
| Ah, fuck it. | |
| We'll play roll queue. | |
| Go ahead, man. | |
| Wait, are you a mostly healer? | |
| Let me see here. | |
| What do you mostly play? | |
| DPS or... | |
| Yeah, I see. | |
| Yo, go tank then, bro. | |
| Go tank. | |
| Tank is too much... | |
| I can't. | |
| I'm master tanker. | |
| Ah, fuck. | |
| Alright, fuck it. | |
| It's fine. | |
| It's okay. | |
| I'm master healer too. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Chat, what y'all want me to play? | |
| McCree or Soldier? | |
| What y'all want, chat? | |
| McCreer Soldier What what do you mean? | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Okay. | |
| You rob any trains in your day? | |
| Y'all want soldier? | |
| Alright. | |
| You're supposed to stop them first. | |
| I do stop them. | |
| I think my problem is that I stop them a little too fast. | |
| Yeah, McCree is way harder to play than soldier. | |
| Alright, let's go to team, guys. | |
| I'll see this matter resolved. | |
| Yeah, pretty much I play hit scans, guys. | |
| Just so y'all know. | |
| You guys say, Maru, why don't you play any other characters? | |
| I play hit scan. | |
| I don't like projectile heroes, man. | |
| Projectile heroes are gay. | |
| Except for a few. | |
| Most of them are gay. | |
| I got heals. | |
| We have three guys right here He was on corner Shit man Yeah they have their corner They got some trash Sojourn on the left Sojourn on the left | |
| Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Move the payload! | |
| Sojourner on the left, one shot on the left. | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| Okay, Lucio gone. | |
| Let's go, keep that on the ship. | |
| Let's try to rest. | |
| Fire in the house! | |
| Fire in the house! | |
| Tire gone, let's fucking go! | |
| Let's go. - Get me out of character. | |
| - Feeling strong. | |
| - Exploring the payload. | |
| - Baron, come here. | |
| Right there, you shoot here, shoot right here. | |
| Right on. | |
| Drunkrat, one shot. | |
| Got him? | |
| Mercy trying to... | |
| Mercy up. | |
| Press the truck right now. | |
| Truck right there? | |
| Put these back at the zone! | |
| Come here, Zarya, you whore! | |
| Come here! | |
| Kill this whore! | |
| Keep the two charges up man! | |
| *Heading* *Heading* *Heading* *Heading* *Heading* I'm on fire! | |
| Heels coming up! | |
| *Heading* *Heading* Junkrat Dastory sucks! *Heading* *Heading* *Heading* *Heading* If Junkrat sucks, why do both teams have a Junkrat who have more damage? | |
| Shut the fuck up, faggot! | |
| Shut the fuck up! | |
| I don't give a fuck what you gotta say. | |
| Junkrat does fucking suck. | |
| Don't be mad if you're bad. | |
| Surrender to line now. | |
| It's not a flex to have more damage than a shitty ass death threat than a fucking soldier, you retard. | |
| I'll go and get the death threat. | |
| I know. | |
| Nobody's crying. | |
| I'm telling you you're a retard. | |
| Fire at its will. | |
| Actually, and I have more damage than you, faggot. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| Still got some fight in me. | |
| You're using a brain-dead fucking character, and I still got more damage than you. | |
| I'll kill everyone. | |
| I'll kill everyone. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Let's get this shit. | |
| Let's get this shit, man. | |
| That's right. | |
| Kill everyone. | |
| We're carrying your sorry ass anyway, faggot. | |
| I require a resistance. | |
| Rejoice. | |
| Sorry, up top. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Mercy, one shot. | |
| kill mate mate good shit these kids are getting fucked don't die What the fuck are you doing all the way up there? | |
| What a doctor I'm gonna shoot their asses for you Expect resistance So you got well done Zarya, one shot! | |
| Man, I got it, I got it, I got it. | |
| Zarya? | |
| Zarya weak! | |
| Man on the left, man on the left yet. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Goddamn, we're rising, fuck these faggots up, let's go! | |
| Let's go, we rise! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| This thing out here molesting these faggots, let's go, you Asian faggot, let's go! | |
| Holy! | |
| Thank you, thank you. | |
| Alright, yo, on the right, deep on the right. | |
| Get this bachata back and I'm gonna visor them. | |
| This ends now. | |
| Watch out, get the deep out of the back, guys. | |
| Oh, shit, pleasure, pleasure, pleasure, run, run. | |
| Oh, damn. | |
| They're mad at you, Manny Rice. | |
| Oh, Lord! | |
| They're chasing me now! | |
| Yeah, they're mad at me. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Yeah, they're mad at me. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Yeah, they're mad at me. | |
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Okay, okay. | |
| I'll have ult. | |
| Yeah, I got visor. | |
| I'm just trying to get this fucking D-Va out of me. | |
| Get this D-Va out of me. | |
| So I can help you. | |
| Get the D-Va out of me, but I don't know Kai's. | |
| Get out of me. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Come here, Skaggy! | |
| Oh, this is gonna drop B, so scared. | |
| *Gunshot* You're still getting out of mech, D-Va. | |
| Fuck you, bitch! | |
| I got it. | |
| I got it. | |
| He's gonna ult. | |
| Nice ult, stupid. | |
| Boom! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Top tracker right there, baby. | |
| D-Va right here on me! | |
| D-Va's gotta be mech-meched out. | |
| D-Va with the person dropping. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Baby deep on the left and right! | |
| You're fucked, man. | |
| You suck. | |
| I'm on the soccer. | |
| You're fucked, soccer. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Yous are fucking trash! | |
| Go! | |
| Who's left? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yo, Ghost Dog, don't ever fucking talk shit to me, you fucking faggot. | |
| I got 19 kills, 1 death, 8400 damage, and the We Rise of fucking Moira got 10,000 damage. | |
| We'll carry in your sorry ass, you fucking faggot. | |
| Get in the backpack and be happy, alright? | |
| Get in the fucking backpack and be happy that we're carrying your sorry ass. | |
| You got a fucking treat today, you fucking queer. | |
| You fucking faggots on this game talk so much fucking shit, and you motherfuckers suck at this shit. | |
| Get in the fucking backpack, faggot! | |
| You're fucking lucky we're on your team. | |
| Did you know that you're a faggot? | |
| How about that? | |
| He is married to a man. | |
| That doesn't matter. | |
| We're talking about the game right now. | |
| Don't give a fuck about the lore, you fucking faggot. | |
| Get the fuck out of here with your game. | |
| Are you going to talk about the lore? | |
| You're playing a gay character. | |
| And you know what? | |
| And that's irrelevant. | |
| You want to know why? | |
| Because you suck dick in real life. | |
| That's what's worse. | |
| You suck dick in real life. | |
| That's the real problem, faggot. | |
| Fuck you Get in the fucking chance for you scrub You better pray to God I don't get matched against you next round, bro, because I'm going to fuck you up. | |
| Oh, good luck keeping your count after this game. | |
| What are you going to do? | |
| You going to report me? | |
| Fucking do it, faggot! | |
| Report me! | |
| Go for it! | |
| There's fucking 2,700 plus people on Rumble watching you and another 4,000 on Twitter watching your faggot house talking about reporting me for shitting on you because you're a fucking homo and you start talking shit first. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| I'm streaming this shit right now, you dumbass. | |
| You look like a fucking idiot. | |
| That's better. | |
| It's called "Fresher Fit" on Rumble Pack. | |
| Zen is weak. | |
| Zen one. | |
| Good finish. | |
| They're trying to kill me What the? | |
| That plane strike came out of nowhere Oh, they're all looking on the high ground right now you guys can fuck them up Then one shot over there Mercy one Got her Zen looking at me, Zen looking at me In the room by himself because he sucks The fair came and got me here She came back. | |
| She was that mad. | |
| That's fine. | |
| We still got this shit. | |
| Where's Ash? | |
| I see her. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| They don't like you. | |
| Yeah, they're just shooting at me because I'm fucking them up. | |
| I got her. | |
| Ryan has one, Ryan has one. | |
| Okay. | |
| That was dumbass, then. | |
| Rested? | |
| Farah got rest. | |
| She ran away I'm running. | |
| Oh I'm running. | |
| Oh Whoa! | |
| Oh, this Reinhardt is reckless. | |
| Send the Bob. | |
| Send the Bob. | |
| Fuckin shit, man. | |
| Oh, what? | |
| That guy is so mad. | |
| Camera one shot. | |
| Okay. | |
| Ryan is weak. | |
| Ryan is weak. | |
| Fair one, fair one, fair one. | |
| You got the rest? | |
| Yeah, I'm amazing. | |
| Yeah, that was good. | |
| That was really good, actually. | |
| Ah. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Fields are high. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I feel good. | |
| I feel good. | |
| Reinhardt is weak What the She's weak. | |
| She's running free. | |
| She's running free. | |
| Quick minute. | |
| Quick minute. | |
| Anna. | |
| Anna. | |
| One shot. | |
| Anna. | |
| One shot. | |
| Anna. | |
| One shot in the back! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Missile shot there, man. | |
| The girls never die. | |
| They gotta bob out. | |
| Hey! | |
| Ryan, I'm sure... | |
| You're not down! | |
| I'm sure that doesn't stop. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Fuck! | |
| This dragon, someone over here? | |
| I'm running. | |
| I'm fucking running. | |
| What? | |
| That rock. | |
| They're back in the fight. | |
| Coming back. | |
| They're all one fuck! | |
| Bionic gear is ready for you. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| God dammit, Farrah, Farrah, Farrah, one of us! | |
| Good shit, WeRise. | |
| Good fucking shit, man. | |
| It's four on five. | |
| We're still holding these kids, man. | |
| It's literally four on five. | |
| Ash. | |
| Ash is one shot on payload. | |
| She's to the right now. | |
| Yeah, fuck her up, Wee-Rise. | |
| Very much shy in the sky. | |
| She dropped down to the left-hand side. | |
| Got her. | |
| Get out of my way or I'll run you over. | |
| Heels coming up. | |
| Good hold. | |
| Good hold. | |
| He missed his fucking... | |
| Ryan is by himself over here in that room. | |
| Just don't get pinned. | |
| Just don't get pinned. | |
| Got him. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Chess. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Ash is weak. | |
| Come to--okay, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Good call, bro. | |
| Good call. | |
| Feral Weak is fucking that room with Mercy. | |
| Top middle. | |
| Feral Weak. | |
| She ran. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I got the Ana's weak I got stuck on the payload I got stuck on the front I got a visor too Back up, back up, back up. | |
| I got heels right here. | |
| Use it. | |
| Ash dead. | |
| Ash dead. | |
| We're on the left. | |
| We're on the left. | |
| No! | |
| Fuck, bro. | |
| I'm coming out with a visor right now. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I got Ashe. | |
| I got Ashe on me. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I'm coming out with a visor right now. | |
| Ryan is weak. | |
| Ryan is weak. | |
| Mercy, Dad, would affect us. | |
| Yeah, Ana, Dad, let's go! | |
| Let's go, we out here! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go, everyone! | |
| You fucking faggots, four and five! | |
| Get in the fucking back! | |
| Fucking faggots! | |
| Who's that guy? | |
| Let's go! | |
| We still fucking won! | |
| One down! | |
| Let's go! | |
| That fucking faggot-ass Junkrat got fucking mad that he left! | |
| We thought he would throw the game, and we still won! | |
| I know those kids are pissed! | |
| We won without Ghostbitch. | |
| Fuck that fucking faggot. | |
| We are the captains now! | |
| We rise now. | |
| For real, we really do rise. | |
| Yo. | |
| Who's this? | |
| Don't flame. | |
| Do you remember me? | |
| No. | |
| You remember me? | |
| From the first stream of Season 9? | |
| We played together. | |
| I was the tracer that was following up with you. | |
| Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I've been waiting until you, like, went on. | |
| Here, let me, uh, shit. | |
| Alright, let's go ahead. | |
| Let's go, uh, so we're gonna go four people. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| I saw that guy left. | |
| What a fucking faggot. | |
| Yeah, he's a faggot. | |
| He sucks, though. | |
| He got mad. | |
| He's blue-pilled. | |
| I think he did get mad and he left because of that shit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You guys won anyways. | |
| You don't even need him. | |
| Yeah, fuck him. | |
| He's trash. | |
| Bro went back to Reddit. | |
| Someone had just said, bro went back to Reddit. | |
| You guys probably wonder where I'm eating. | |
| I think these are pomegranates or something? | |
| Oh, these are good. | |
| Bro, people could just go on the Reddit to hate. | |
| I'm playing on 210. | |
| Oh. | |
| Switch the team tag, guys. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Yes. | |
| You've been rather quiet today, Doctor. | |
| I've gotten a lot done. | |
| If one built a violin of plank length, could one play music into another universe? | |
| There it goes. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Objective unlocks in 30 seconds. | |
| All right. | |
| Time to destroy these faggots. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Okay, mine. | |
| Call who you're going on and we'll finish them all. | |
| Cool, sounds good. | |
| Tracer's fucking broken season 2. | |
| Yeah, it was really good. | |
| They have a ball. | |
| Okay, they got a soldier. | |
| They're looking at you, bro. | |
| Be careful. | |
| Ball right here. | |
| Ball's already weak. | |
| Bill's already weak. | |
| She can die. | |
| Yeah, you're dead. | |
| Zena Soldier is weak. | |
| Samba behind us? | |
| I'm on her, I'm on her. | |
| She ran. | |
| She ran because she sucks. | |
| She's weak over here? | |
| We're on the move. | |
| This kid sucked! | |
| Hello there. | |
| Get fucked, maggots! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Kids are getting fucking creepied. | |
| I'm moving the robot. | |
| Don't worry guys. | |
| And I can see where you guys are. | |
| I'll give you guys some cover fire we're in the lead good work He's melted I I'm shooting the Sigma with you guys. | |
| Sigma's already weak. | |
| Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. | |
| I got the RC. Bear in the sky weak. | |
| Bear in the sky weak. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Yo, that was embarrassing. | |
| This bitch is getting killed by Moira. | |
| Trash. | |
| Back up, guys. | |
| Back up. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| You guys lost your mercy. | |
| I'm moving, robot. | |
| You guys lost your mercy. | |
| Goddamn, y'all make it fucking him up. | |
| Whoa, look up. | |
| Sigma right here. | |
| Sigma right here on me. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| He just dropped down and got me Fucking lucky I can't hear him cuz when he walks in the other spots the enemy took the road I think him and Zen don't have footsteps, right? | |
| Yeah, him and Zen don't make steps. | |
| Moira on payload with Zen. | |
| Moira on payload with Zen. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh, here she got coming, did you idiots? | |
| Get fucked, idiots! | |
| Fucking go! | |
| Fucking sandwich those fucking faggots like some whores in India. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Alright. | |
| Bears in the sky somewhere? | |
| I can't see her exactly. | |
| I'm looking up to try to see her. | |
| I'm moving to Robot. | |
| Mercy, stick with the team. | |
| I'm good here. | |
| I'm gonna help them, yeah. | |
| I'll just move to Robot. | |
| Soldier behind us. | |
| Soldier behind us. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Is that dead? | |
| Woah! | |
| Shit! | |
| They're looking at me! | |
| Niggas are trash! | |
| Oh no! | |
| Bro! | |
| Them words hurts me the whole time, bro! | |
| Scrub! | |
| Alright, let's move this robot back. | |
| Who's on it? | |
| Who's on it? | |
| Oh, nobody's on it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, move the robot back. | |
| The robot is with us! | |
| Onward to the barricade! | |
| You guys are having all the fun killing these faggots. | |
| I'm over here moving this gay-ass fucking robot. | |
| Sparrow wants shot in the sky. | |
| Sparrow weak in the sky, she ran. | |
| Over there! | |
| Excerting force on the barricade! | |
| Comes the robot if you guys need help. | |
| Sparrow? | |
| Sparrow? | |
| A threat emerges. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Dead one! | |
| Dead one! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Okay! | |
| The barricade proceeds! | |
| We don't have healer. | |
| We're not me. | |
| Yeah, we got- yeah. | |
| Mercy's gonna come back. | |
| Soldier, no helix. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| So lucky, bro! | |
| You charged up a shine and killed me. | |
| The re-rise is going in. | |
| I rubbed some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm coming back, guys. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| I got a monkey now. | |
| I got a monkey. | |
| It's in low. | |
| pretty low monkey gone? | |
| monkey is coming out Monkey already weak. | |
| And Mercy. | |
| Mercy dead. | |
| Soldier. | |
| Okay, Sombra hacking. | |
| Bitch. | |
| Oh, she's 1 HP over there. | |
| Easy clap, what the fuck is going on? | |
| The rape train continues! | |
| The beanies will continue! | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Thank you. | |
| They say report Morira. | |
| Why'd they say report you? | |
| I guess I'm smurfing too hard. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Let's see what they said here. | |
| Yeah, they're just mad because they're getting shit on. | |
| Scrubs. | |
| Too easy. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| select your hero mercy you only need to heal marion ok I'm gonna get my mojo back Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| What beautiful weather! | |
| oh did i bring my sun cream i'm gonna finish this war hey uh join uh join the team chat bro by the way Alright. | |
| Okay, we need to win this, guys. | |
| Sigma or Orisa? | |
| Sigma. | |
| Ever, man. | |
| Ever. | |
| Sigma's better. | |
| Shield. | |
| Shield barn. | |
| Sorry, I had to make a sandwich real quick. | |
| You're fantastic. | |
| I did. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Fantastic shield. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, you weak. | |
| These are way out of position. | |
| The fuck? | |
| Diva, Diva. | |
| I got heals right here. | |
| Diva out of mech, Diva out of mech, Diva. | |
| Kariqo one, Kariqo one. | |
| Got her. | |
| Bastion, dead. | |
| It's in the fucking trash! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Faggots! | |
| Fucking terrible! | |
| You guys are fucking embarrassments! | |
| We're bringing Toxic Gaming back! | |
| All you fucking faggots and soy boys that play this game, you better watch out! | |
| Cause I'm coming to make fun of you fucking fags! | |
| Fashion already weak. | |
| Hit that nigga with the helixes. | |
| I've got meds. | |
| Diva's out left. | |
| We're here, faggots! | |
| Diva's already almost out of mech, but she's garbage. | |
| Bitches about to be out of mecca she sucks I got a visor by the way FYI I got visor Oh, let's go! | |
| What the fuck is happening? | |
| They're dying today! | |
| Let's go! | |
| What the creepo whore? | |
| Who else is here? | |
| Come on! | |
| I'll avenge you! | |
| I'll avenge you right now! | |
| I'll avenge you right now! | |
| Bitch! | |
| I avenge you! | |
| Don't worry, Flame! | |
| I avenge you! | |
| Thank you, thank you! | |
| I avenge you on that one! | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Oh shit, we risers fighting them all by himself. | |
| Fuck it, I'm here too! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm here too! | |
| Let's have some fun with these drugs! | |
| Coming in for you? | |
| I'm going to heal right here for you guys. | |
| I'm going to heal down right here. | |
| These kids are getting molested! | |
| Oh, I'm about to die. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Don't rest me. | |
| Don't rest me. | |
| Just leave. | |
| Just get the fuck up out of here. | |
| We got too greedy there. | |
| It's my first game in rank. | |
| You see them? | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| It all goes downhill from here, bro. | |
| Everyone you play with is probably going to be a fat from this point forward, but that's fine. | |
| I'm about to take the high ground. | |
| Oh, that sucks. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| Oh, please. | |
| No more. | |
| Finish him off. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Dude's name is Queen Hanzo. | |
| May we? | |
| May we? | |
| Murrowa? | |
| Get fucked, Murrowa. | |
| You suck. | |
| Oh, you think this little block is gonna stop me from shooting down on you faggots like I've seen a panic? | |
| It won't! | |
| Bitch! | |
| Get the soldier. | |
| What is that syzygy? | |
| I was thinking about a throat company here anyway. | |
| Yeah, one second. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got you. | |
| I'm on hygro. | |
| Keep pushing the payload. | |
| I'm on hygro. | |
| I'm gonna rain down on these faggots. | |
| Yo, Moira, Tracer, back up a bit, guys. | |
| Back up so I can, like, help y'all. | |
| Tracer, by yourself over there. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Man, you faggots have more. | |
| I want to shoot them, too. | |
| We're not even an effective criminal organization. | |
| Mei? | |
| Mei? | |
| Mei, one shot over here with Bryce. | |
| Diva, you're about to get fucked up once again! | |
| Come here, bitch. | |
| Go for it. | |
| Go for it. | |
| Is somebody sitting on top of me? | |
| Oh, say it a lot. | |
| We're all at it. | |
| Come here, bitch. | |
| Where are you going? | |
| I don't understand. | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Oh, no mechs for you, whore! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I got you in my side! | |
| Let's go, nigga! | |
| Let's go, nigga! | |
| I'm the real captain now! | |
| Fuck you, faggot! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Kariko got hit with those rockets like I'm Hamas. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Push up! | |
| Come here, Borg! | |
| Oh, what you doing? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| No fears! | |
| I got you, Borg! | |
| You niggas are tied! | |
| I got you, Borg! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh, what are you doing now, Borg? | |
| It's not going to help you. | |
| Keep pushing that payload. | |
| These things are garbage. | |
| We held them in their spawn. | |
| They're so fucking bad. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let the rape train continue. | |
| Oh Let's fucking go talk Talks a game and we're back! | |
| We're fucking back! | |
| Let's go! | |
| We're here talking shit to these faggots! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm about to talk shit to them right now! | |
| Match! | |
| You guys are... | |
| Hold on, I didn't finish. | |
| Let me get my face out the way so the chat can see what the fuck I'm typing up here. | |
| Oh, y'all niggas can see it? | |
| Okay. | |
| You guys are trash. | |
| Get smoked. | |
| Holy shit! | |
| The Raid Train is here! | |
| Get reported. | |
| Kid said get reported! | |
| Get destroyed! | |
| Faggot! | |
| They bleeped it out. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wow. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Huh. | |
| snap out of it old man. | |
| dudes are fucking trash. | |
| see this is the game how it should be. | |
| When you have good teammates, you know what the fuck you're doing. | |
| So easy, bro. | |
| The beaties will continue. | |
| Back up a bit, guys. | |
| Back up a bit. | |
| Back up a bit. | |
| So I can at least see the corner. | |
| I'm gonna break that shit for y'all. | |
| Let me know if you need healing power from the face of the face. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| They knocked me down, but I'm coming back. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Woo! | |
| Zen is one. | |
| Zen is one. | |
| - I'm gonna smash them. - I'm gonna smash them. - Nevermind. | |
| I'm up. | |
| Back a little bit, guys, if you can. | |
| I see Bastion in the back. | |
| One shot on them. | |
| Bastion, one shot in the back. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Nice. | |
| Damn, you guys really want to hold them at their spawn? | |
| Fuck it! | |
| Let's do it! | |
| We're here! | |
| We're here now! | |
| You think it's a trap? | |
| Hold on, I got it, I got it, I got it. | |
| We good? | |
| Oh, I got that. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Might need to back up a bit. | |
| Going back on the high ground, shoot down on these scrubs. | |
| Oh, they're all looking at me, I'm- Oh shit! | |
| I'm looking at- I got you, got you, got you! | |
| I'd be mad too! | |
| I'd be fucking mad too if I was you sorry ass niggas Kale the Mahal Oh fuck Zen get broke you son Throw that nigga up in the sky get raped faggot Soldier where are you going? | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Nice! | |
| Scrubs! | |
| Get hit with a rocket in your spawn what's What the fuck? | |
| Top one tracking. | |
| Yeah, I'm running. | |
| Oh shit, he's putting his sights on. | |
| He ain't gonna kill nobody though, cuz he sucks. | |
| Oh, no, yeah, he's gonna get me. | |
| Aw, damn, you trashed, you trashed Yennefer. | |
| Okay, uh... | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright, I'll be back. | |
| It's okay, I got my bison. | |
| Bang, bang, bang! | |
| I'm on top of the point. | |
| I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. | |
| I'm on point right now. | |
| They're using everything. | |
| They're using everything. | |
| You know what? | |
| I'm out of visor. | |
| Fuck it! | |
| We're here! | |
| What's up, nigga? | |
| No, look at me! | |
| Look at me! | |
| I almost killed the fucker. | |
| I didn't even see any silver coming up behind me. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| We're back! | |
| We're back! | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| 60 seconds for me. | |
| Lifeweaver faggot trying to run back! | |
| Gale the Mahal! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm better off. | |
| Have ult for this. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Nice try with those rockets! | |
| Did it work though, you scrub? | |
| What is that syzygy? | |
| For a few bastards! | |
| Uh, soldier for luck? | |
| He's trash. | |
| He got melted. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Come here, Flora, you whore! | |
| Where you go bitch These kids got destroyed Holy fuck! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| These fucking faggots are getting touched like ten-year-olds at a fucking Bible study! | |
| Let's go! | |
| The beaties will continue! | |
| You fucking faggots! | |
| Last time I checked, you motherfuckers, your names are Little Timmy, and I'm the Vatican! | |
| I'm here to touch you sorry-ass niggas! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Our tank has the pride icon. | |
| Our tank what? | |
| He has the pride icon. | |
| The rainbow flag icon. | |
| Every now and then you got to do charity for the homos. | |
| Let's go on to team chat. | |
| Yo Sam-Bam, you in chat? | |
| Well Sam, I'm gonna tell you this right now, bro. | |
| You're about to have the easiest game of your life, my friend. | |
| We're about to fuck these kids up. | |
| I want to help you get better at eight. | |
| Better at what? | |
| Alright, let's fuck these kids up. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Alright, let's mouth these scrubs. | |
| Let's go. | |
| They're fucking trash. | |
| What do they got? | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Moira, Genji, Zarya, Feral. | |
| Genji on the left already weak. | |
| 1 HP on him. | |
| 1 HP on the Genji. | |
| Good shit Good finish life. | |
| We were one good shit on our tank I'm on the sorry we're shooting Melted let's fucking go Nope Get empty melted. | |
| I'm taking a point Yeah I was gonna say we should We're fucking him up too much. | |
| We got point we got point Alright let's go. | |
| Take tank? | |
| We're back. | |
| We're gonna continue fucking these idiots up. | |
| They got, uh, Ash? | |
| Sorry, I'm in front here. | |
| Oh shit, we lost somewhere. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| I got her, I got her, I got her. | |
| I'm, uh, prepping firing. | |
| They're all on their side. | |
| They suck though. | |
| I'm putting a heal down here. | |
| Ah shit. | |
| The Zarya's gonna be charged up a bit. | |
| Back up a bit, guys. | |
| Zarya are weak as shit. | |
| Back up a bit, guys. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Here I said fuck it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Zarya here on the left. | |
| Zarya, weak your spawn! | |
| I'm trying to repay the favor. | |
| Where's the Zarya? | |
| I'm shooting her bubble. | |
| Die, bitch! | |
| I got her! | |
| Pharah, one shot! | |
| I'm with you! | |
| I'm with Back up, back up, back up. | |
| They're coming right now. | |
| Zarya hasn't grabbed. | |
| I guarantee she hasn't grabbed by now. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| Yup. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| Ash on the right. | |
| Quick. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Guys, don't stay hooked up. | |
| She ripped. | |
| Look at the danger! | |
| Fuck it! | |
| Go away from the streets! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Let's go, baby Fucking trash. | |
| Let's go, baby. | |
| Let's go, baby. | |
| Sam, I told you we're gonna fuck them up I got the most Yo, Sam Bam, are you gay? | |
| Just out of curiosity? | |
| What? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, why do you got a pride flag then? | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Because I'm an ally. | |
| You're an ally? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| How many genders are there? | |
| I don't actually know how many people are. | |
| Bro, I'll make it easy for you. | |
| It's two. | |
| Male and female. | |
| Oh, shit, man. | |
| My man doesn't even know. | |
| You're supposed to be an ally. | |
| You should know how many genders there are, man. | |
| Their tracer's weak. | |
| - I have a Sombra too as well. - Yeah, Sombra on the... | |
| Tracer's in the middle, the bottom middle somewhere. | |
| She's one shot, got her, she sucks. | |
| Hit that bitch with the Helix rockets. | |
| Uh... | |
| Signal? | |
| Signal weak? | |
| She's looking at me, you guys were shooting in the back? | |
| I need to take a look at the team. | |
| Get over here! | |
| We got pork with the Life Weaver. | |
| Go ahead, Cat Point. | |
| Don't do anything dumb. | |
| There is one tour from my... | |
| I got heels. | |
| Put your heels on. | |
| Gather in. | |
| Here, I got heels. | |
| I'll put down heels for you guys here. | |
| Bring up heels. | |
| No rock | |
| No rock Melton, let's fucking go, man. | |
| This is too easy! | |
| Where you going, Sunbro? | |
| Top one tracking! | |
| I don't miss, bitch! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| Come out your sport and die, faggots! | |
| One shot on the light, we have a tranny, baggot, baggot. | |
| Oh. | |
| Everyone, three. | |
| Nice try with the wrong student. | |
| Ah! | |
| Ah! | |
| Oh! | |
| You come, son! | |
| Now my drink! | |
| Idiot! | |
| No! | |
| Shut up! | |
| Shut up, baggot! | |
| Motherfucker's just in there spawn like the peasants that you are. | |
| Powered up. | |
| They can't even come out there and spawn, bro. | |
| We're fucking these kids up so bad. | |
| Yeah, don't let them out, don't let them out. | |
| Okay, she's done some shit in Spanish. | |
| Let's see if it matters. | |
| Oh, fuck! | |
| Tracer got me. | |
| I'm trash. | |
| I'm trash. | |
| Good finish. | |
| I was hacked. | |
| Oh shit, I got rezzed! | |
| We're back They got the point Yo, the Tracer's shooting me, the Sombra and the Mothel. | |
| Ah, I know. | |
| Yeah, three of them are shooting me. | |
| Alright, we're gonna get this point right now. | |
| I don't even know how they got it. | |
| I'm actually shaming myself. | |
| They got it in the first place. | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out this mark, though. | |
| That's better. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Stop around him. | |
| Stop around him. | |
| Brick one shot. | |
| Alright, now we're taking this mug and can't help. | |
| We're shooting them. | |
| Yeah, I can travel with one, but I can trap with you. | |
| You mean you're trapped with me? | |
| Scrub? | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| My man uses ult to get fucked up. | |
| Alright, Sanbam. | |
| Good game, bro. | |
| *Squeak* The beatings will continue. | |
| *Squeak* That guy didn't even know what to say to you, bro. | |
| That was hilarious. | |
| He's like, uh, I don't know how many genders there are. | |
| That's the one thing I'll criticize this game. | |
| The community is filled with fucking homosexuals, bro. | |
| Like, dudes that are just, like, fucking, like, super soft. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And liberal fucks. | |
| Blue-haired losers. | |
| That's how gaming is now. | |
| You can't say anything. | |
| Yeah, gaming is gay, but we bringing it back, though. | |
| More toxicity, baby. | |
| Yeah, Blizzard is very alert, bro. | |
| Yeah, they're liberal as fuck. | |
| But they're a faggot, so... | |
| It's okay, we're bringing it back. | |
| If there's an allegation, they change their character's name, so... | |
| Yeah, yeah, that's why I still call him McCree. | |
| Fuck Cassidy. | |
| That shit gay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's fuckin' McCree. | |
| We sexual harassment gang over here. | |
| - Oh, Rear hit me. - Bornstar name. | |
| Should we join the voice? | |
| Yeah, we can join the voice. | |
| Dude's name is Lucas. | |
| Hey, Lucas. | |
| Lucas, you there? | |
| Lucas. | |
| Oh, I don't think he's here. | |
| Yeah, faggot. | |
| We're gonna carry him anyway. | |
| He probably is black. | |
| Maybe on Section 8, that's why I don't got a mic. | |
| He's probably playing on a controller too. | |
| Just another day in the office. | |
| You like your mouse and keyboard, Narn? | |
| Better? | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| I don't think I can go back. | |
| I still fuck up movement every now and then. | |
| Like, I'll accidentally hit a key. | |
| But, uh... | |
| Yeah, your movement's a lot better than when you first started. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I'm still getting used to it, but it's better now. | |
| But mouse and keyboard is definitely a master race, bro. | |
| Controls for faggots. | |
| Yeah, that's where all the pro players play. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Only black people play you PlayStation, bro. | |
| It's nigger shit. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm seeing a Hanzo in the back. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Hanzo weak in the back. | |
| Two in the Sigma now. | |
| Sigma weak. | |
| Weak, Sigma Weak is fucked. | |
| Shooting the Moira. | |
| Moira weak. | |
| This Ash is already one of you dead. | |
| Ash is one, Ash is one, Ash is one. | |
| Finish her. | |
| I got him, I got him. | |
| Soldier one now too over there. | |
| He's dead, Sig is dead. | |
| Oh shit Moira behind me. | |
| I got you, I got you, I got you. | |
| Soldier, Soldier. | |
| Alright, I'm running back. | |
| Moira behind us guys, Moira behind us. | |
| Moira behind us. | |
| Our fucking D.Va sucks, couldn't use her boosters to get up there when she was one shot. | |
| Lukas is trash, but it's fine. | |
| We'll carry him, sorry. | |
| Sigma weak. | |
| Ash is weak over there? | |
| He misses rocks? | |
| Sit, my weakest fucking source, Kariqo. | |
| Here you come, here you come. | |
| Got her, she's actually strapped. | |
| Soldier went over there. | |
| Fuck him up. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Dude, I'm on the high ground just fucking these niggas up! | |
| Sigma, looking at me. | |
| Oh, he's weak up there. | |
| Shoot him. | |
| I know the Japanese. | |
| They're gonna not push shit. | |
| They can try it. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Okay, that's you. | |
| You got a name package. | |
| What's up now? | |
| Yeah, don't come out your squad, bitch! | |
| Nice sign away! | |
| I'm not even worried! | |
| Trash! | |
| You think this shit is fucking Looney Tunes in 1950? | |
| That TNT don't do shit to me, faggot! | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Hey, you're bombing us with shit, bitch. | |
| Where are we? | |
| Where are we? | |
| This Sigma is... | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out this Sigma. | |
| Missed his luck because he sucks. | |
| Rezzing? | |
| My bad. | |
| I got her tank up. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Come on, squish him. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Yo, Ash, let's go. | |
| Whoa, this bitch really let me down. | |
| He better get out. | |
| Ooh, I got it. | |
| Break, break. | |
| Okay, I'm backing up. | |
| Yeah Whoa Ash on the left right here. | |
| Let's get her. | |
| Come here, bitch. | |
| Oh, yo, her and Brick over here. | |
| Shit I'm sure Brick is weak. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Shooting break as well Sigma one shot. | |
| One shot, simple one shot. | |
| Keep in mind that they spawn right there, guys. | |
| That's why I don't want to be safe. | |
| That was stupid to me. | |
| I got greedy. | |
| I got greedy. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Alright, don't worry about it. | |
| Did he get it? | |
| No? | |
| No, you didn't get it. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I'm gonna take the high ground behind them. | |
| Though, that's even if they push the payload, I might not even be able to do shit. | |
| You guys are fucking them up in their spawn. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| That was... | |
| Not that we even need to kill you. | |
| We're dead Ash is looking back, got him Got her. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| I'm open. | |
| They're looking at me. | |
| Fuck! | |
| That Junkrat was spamming me. | |
| Okay, Junkrat's gonna keep spamming me. | |
| This Brig wanna chase me? | |
| You wanna chase, stupid? | |
| You about to die today, bitch. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Got her, got her, got her. | |
| Got her, don't worry. | |
| Yo, Flame, we fucked these kids up, Flame! | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Yeah, no, we did, we did. | |
| That's why I remember, because you actually listened to my call out. | |
| I'll be there. | |
| I've got pets. | |
| They're only in the airtime. | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| They're coming around the back end. | |
| They're trying to come around the back end. | |
| I don't think I have time to get up there and help you guys. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm running. | |
| I got it. | |
| I was shooting it, dude. | |
| I'm shooting it. | |
| Right behind it. | |
| I got the rest. | |
| I'm going to use as best as I can. | |
| Bring his weak. | |
| Bring his weak. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Zarya weak. | |
| Zarya weak. | |
| I'll have rest. | |
| Alright, I'm going to take Hygron in the back. | |
| I'm gonna- I'm literally gonna take Higran right now. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| I got a visor right now. | |
| Let me know when you guys are gonna engage them. | |
| I'm gonna visor them soon. | |
| They're looking at me? | |
| Jump right, one shot. | |
| Jump right, one shot. | |
| You're fucked, idiot. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm Steven batting now, faggans! | |
| What's up? | |
| You niggas are scared now! | |
| Fucking ghost. | |
| They see nine, they got so scared, bro. | |
| All they heard was fucking, uh... | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| And they got terrified. | |
| Did y'all hear that? | |
| Did you guys hear that sound effect? | |
| Chat, let me know if you guys heard that sound effect just now. | |
| Maren, you usually stream so late, I can't even play with you most of the time because I'm asleep. | |
| Nah, it's all good, bro. - No. | |
| I don't know if the chat heard that. | |
| They heard it? | |
| Okay, chat heard it, but you guys didn't hear it. | |
| that's fine alright now we're good now it's time for the good bit | |
| now it's time for the good bit now it's time for the good bit now it's time for the good bit Look at my damage, Mary. | |
| Goddamn, bro. | |
| How do you got 11,005? | |
| Are you even healing, bro? | |
| What the fuck are you doing? | |
| Are you even healing? | |
| Support is like damage now. | |
| We're moving out. | |
| They got him a three up top. | |
| Yeah, there's some more numbers. | |
| She's 1 HP up there. | |
| McCree up there weak too. | |
| He's already here. | |
| He sucks. | |
| Ash in that room. | |
| Heels coming up. | |
| She ran She's right here Come Fucking homo Not even good It's alright, it's fine Crolling Our Zari needs help I mean our Kiva Yeah Why are they healing? | |
| What's the problem here? | |
| I'm a crew over here. | |
| I'm on you, I'm on you. | |
| Where are you going flanking? | |
| Come here, faggot, come here! | |
| Come here, gay boy! | |
| Come here, gay boy! | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Get out of my face! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Hit it with a direct helix trash. | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| I'm the captain now, faggots! | |
| I'm the captain now, faggots! | |
| Kids are trash. | |
| I'm moving this payload. | |
| Alright, but who's gonna move the payload, bro? | |
| No one's gonna move the payload. | |
| Alright, I already know where to go. | |
| I'm already behind them. | |
| I'm already up here. | |
| Alright. | |
| I know that Ash is mad, bro. | |
| Holy shit, she's been weak the whole game, bro. | |
| I just be shooting at her. | |
| She's getting farmed. | |
| Oh, Lifeweaver. | |
| Idiot, you dummy. | |
| McCree trying to come out. | |
| Shooting him. | |
| I know this Ash is mad. | |
| I can't beat me. | |
| I'm tired. | |
| Game over. | |
| Easy. | |
| Kids are fucking garbage. | |
| I can rez, I can rez. | |
| Kid. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| I can't beat me. | |
| No losses, Byron. | |
| No losses. | |
| We climbing today, boyos. | |
| We climb it today. | |
| You guys are about to see the climb of a fucking lifetime. | |
| *Cough* We got a stack team. | |
| Because I think We Rise is a master level healer in tank, right? | |
| I'm just a master healer. | |
| You're a master healer in what? | |
| We Rise? | |
| You're coming in a little low. | |
| I'm just a master healer. | |
| Oh, just a master healer? | |
| Okay. | |
| Flame, what do you mostly play? | |
| You're a master healer too, or DPS? I'm a GM tank, but I'm off-rolling, so I'm a master DPS. You would say a master level DPS? Alright. | |
| Yeah, a master level. | |
| See, I'm at least diamond, man. | |
| Like, this shit is starting to piss me off. | |
| You shouldn't be in gold, bro. | |
| Because I'd be playing with Fresh and he's sorry, man. | |
| So... | |
| Fresh only plays like Reinen, man. | |
| Yeah, I keep telling him to learn Winston and shit. | |
| He's like, nah, bro, that's gay. | |
| And I'm like, nigga. | |
| Like... | |
| Alright, uh, let's go, uh... | |
| Let's go on a team. | |
| Ahem. | |
| I will say this is Reshcat good very quickly. | |
| He just needs more awareness. | |
| He takes a lot of damage and shit. | |
| Especially with the new shit. | |
| You can't play too aggressive now. | |
| But they are reducing the DPS damage to 15%. | |
| Yeah, next patch. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| I understand. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| Attack commence. | |
| Capture objective aim. | |
| Alright. | |
| They got Echo, Junkrat. | |
| Echo, Junkrat. | |
| Sigma. | |
| He was on corner. | |
| Sigma. | |
| I'm shooting the Sigma right now. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Echo, what the fuck is this? | |
| Echo is weak. | |
| Echo, one shot behind... | |
| By you, Moira. | |
| Good finish, good finish. | |
| Taking off angle right now. | |
| Lari on point. | |
| Lari on point. | |
| Just this fucking ass, Echo. | |
| Moira on point. | |
| Moira on point. | |
| Melted, let's go. | |
| attention or you'll wind up dead These kids are trash, man. | |
| Hang on, Fire! | |
| I am! | |
| Zarya? | |
| Zarya, how? | |
| Zarya, the field's on line. | |
| I'm now Sugarbubble. | |
| She's meat now. | |
| Good fun, Fire. | |
| Finish her off. | |
| - I need to check. - Affirmative. | |
| - Yep, let's go. - Nice. - G-Meltage, she's-- - Take it down by one. | |
| - Okay. - Elari, Elari. - Elari, one shot, Elari, one shot. - Can you finish off? - Let's fucking go, flame! | |
| These kids are getting fucked up! | |
| I'm on Echo! | |
| I'm on Echo! | |
| Echo, where are you going, bitch? | |
| I'm on the Zodio! | |
| He has a Mercy Project! | |
| One shot, one down a hill! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Good rest! | |
| Take you to my leader. | |
| Thanks. | |
| I got it. | |
| Look at me go. | |
| Sorry, I didn't. | |
| Reaper? | |
| Reaper one shot? | |
| Oh really? | |
| Damn she got me. | |
| She did fuck me up. | |
| Y'all killed her though so that's all that matters. | |
| We're literally sitting fucking them up in their spawn. | |
| Reaper on the right. | |
| I'm with you, Ryze. | |
| I'm coming in. | |
| I'm coming in. | |
| I'm on him. | |
| Where's he? | |
| He's gonna ult, ult, ult, ult, ult, ult. Fire, fire. Fire, fire. | |
| Biotic healing ready for use. | |
| I'm looking for it. | |
| All right. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| I'm with you, Ryze. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Mercy and the Moira here. | |
| Oh shit, three of them in there. | |
| Three of them in there. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| There was a Junkwrap, Moira, and a fucking uh... | |
| Alright, me and Mercy are coming back right now guys. | |
| Me and Mercy are coming back right now. | |
| Back out a bit. | |
| They got a Ramatro. | |
| I surrender to my will. | |
| Hit him on a direct helix. | |
| Ramatra is in nemesis mode, but he's spotting because he's missing. | |
| One shot on him, one shot on him. | |
| That melted. | |
| Mercy on the right, healing. | |
| Mercy one, good finish. | |
| Where's the recon? | |
| I don't see him. | |
| Ah, I see him. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Moira and Jokra? | |
| Jokra, I should have on the Jokra maybe. | |
| Jokra on one? | |
| Moira one, Moira one, Moira one! | |
| Moira dead? | |
| Heals nevermind. | |
| Meet your fate! | |
| Mercy, hold, remote, remote. | |
| Yo, I'm just having fun shooting these kids. | |
| Dude, I could have shot the Mercy, but I said, you know what? | |
| Let me just shoot the rest of them because they're fucking trash. | |
| I'm just sitting on the side spraying those idiots. | |
| Fucking terrible. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| We got 3,600 of y'all niggas in here and we got another 6,000 of you guys watching on Twitter. | |
| We got 10,000 plus watching me destroy these faggots and my team. | |
| We got Don't Flame Me in the house and we got fucking WeRise and we got Yennefer. | |
| We even got a female in here. | |
| So for all you faggots that say I'm misogynist, I am. | |
| But guess what? | |
| I got a woman on my team who will win it. | |
| Let's go! | |
| And she's making sandwiches for a man. | |
| She watches the podcast. | |
| She knows that she's inferior. | |
| That's why she's healing us so that we can rape these faggots. | |
| Let's go! | |
| She knows her place, man. | |
| That's why we winning out here. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Nah, top blank or relax, bro. | |
| Yennefer has the man. | |
| They watch our podcast together. | |
| So chill out. | |
| Somebody said, make her the main. | |
| I was like, no, man, she's got a guy. | |
| Bro, you guys should know it now at this point. | |
| If a woman watches the podcast, she more than likely has a boyfriend or a husband. | |
| And she understands. | |
| She actually made a sandwich for a man earlier. | |
| So shout out to her. | |
| I did. | |
| I did. | |
| So shout out to Anna for being in a loving relationship with a man. | |
| If a girl watches my shit, I already know that she's got a man. | |
| Oh yeah, I love the fetit too. | |
| That's awesome. | |
| That's awesome, awesome. | |
| That's what it's about, man. | |
| Anytime I see a couple that's in a happy relationship watching the pod makes me happy. | |
| Let's fucking go, baby. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm in the back, shooting them from the corner, so... | |
| Oh shit, I'm worried that... | |
| Oh, you got fucked up. | |
| Yeah, you got fucked up, bro. | |
| You got green there. | |
| All right, we're about to back up, honestly. | |
| We're about to back up. | |
| Yeah, back up. | |
| Just back up. | |
| Just back up. | |
| So if we get right, it's time to get back. | |
| My bad. | |
| My bad. | |
| Nah, you good, bro. | |
| You good. | |
| Hey, fuck, dude. | |
| Doesn't matter. | |
| Yo, uh... | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| This Hawaiian fuck coming at me. | |
| He's about to die. | |
| I gotcha. | |
| He's dead. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Okay, bring him a tree in the back. | |
| Break one shot. | |
| Break one shot. | |
| Break one shot by the fire truck. | |
| She's one shot by the fire truck. | |
| Bitch is dead. | |
| She's shot. | |
| I'm on this machine. | |
| She running. | |
| Where'd you go, bitch? | |
| Where'd you go? | |
| Melted. | |
| All headshots paused. | |
| All headshot paws! | |
| Just get fucked! | |
| Just aim's up for it! | |
| What's up, Ashton? | |
| You down today, boys! | |
| Let's gooooo! | |
| I'm the healer now! | |
| Let's shoot these faggots! | |
| Come here, you f**king faggots! | |
| Come on, you. | |
| Come on, you. | |
| Come on, Mary! | |
| Okay, I'm back, I'm back. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Faggot! | |
| Come on, come on! | |
| Just kidding! | |
| I got a visor by the way. | |
| We're trying to heal us. | |
| We're trying to back us. | |
| Up on this micro. | |
| All headshots. | |
| All headshots. | |
| Come here, flagging. | |
| Let's go! | |
| You died today! | |
| We don't make for an adventure, you still can't hit me, you suck! | |
| With all that protection, you're standing here small like a bitch! | |
| I got the 100 keys, so I don't know what's going to be there. | |
| I'm a shoe ball, I'm a shoe ball, you see these keys. | |
| These niggas are trash. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Widowmaker sniped me. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| She got a lucky angle there. | |
| She got a lucky angle. | |
| Yo, Mercy and... | |
| Mercy and Soldier come back, guys. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Never mind. | |
| We rise. | |
| Don't give a fuck. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| You guys fucked them up anyway. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| I'm with you, mate. | |
| I saw her. | |
| She's one shot in there. | |
| She's one shot in there. | |
| Good finish, bro. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Got her. | |
| Not good enough Yeah, hit that dumbass with the helix like he was a Jew in October 7th Let's go! | |
| Biotics deployed. | |
| And the pain is inevitable. | |
| Oh, went up to the far bottom right. | |
| Bastion's using his rockets. | |
| Go ahead, try me, faggot. | |
| Try hitting me right now. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Bastion. | |
| Oh, shit, he's bombing you guys over there. | |
| And he got nobody. | |
| Trash. | |
| We-Rite still fucking too much. | |
| Trying to get out, trying to get out. | |
| Bastion's weak over there. | |
| We-Rite. | |
| I got him. | |
| are getting fucked. | |
| These kids are getting out. | |
| Dude, holy shit, these kids are getting destroyed. - You gotta swap the widow, bro. - These kids are fucking trash. | |
| Let's go! | |
| The beatings will continue! | |
| The beatings will continue on these scrubs! | |
| Oh shit, we rise out here. | |
| Yo, this nigga's not healing nobody. | |
| Yo. | |
| Yo! | |
| With a new patch, supports are like DPS. Yeah, Baptiste is basically a fucking... | |
| Yeah, he's fucking... | |
| He's better version of 76. | |
| True. | |
| That sucks. | |
| Myron? | |
| Myron? | |
| Yeah, hold up. | |
| Try, try, try. | |
| Try what? | |
| 180 and shoot it. | |
| 180, 180 and shoot it. | |
| Do a 180 and shoot? | |
| 180. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So like, wait, you mean like do a 180 and then shoot? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It helps with your reflexes. | |
| Ah, do a 180-inch shoot, you mean? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And don't just really shoot. | |
| Don't adjust. | |
| It'll help you just turn. | |
| Gotcha, gotcha. | |
| Yo, WeRise, where are you from, bro? | |
| You got a strong Asian accent, nigga. | |
| I'm from China. | |
| From China? | |
| Like, you live in China? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, shit, shout out to communism, baby. | |
| We out here. | |
| Nice, bro. | |
| Is your social score good? | |
| We don't have that there. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Shot to Xi Ping, man. | |
| Xi Jinping, let's go. | |
| Xi Jinping, let's go, man. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Every soldier needs cars. | |
| You guys only got two genders over there, right? | |
| Follow my lead. | |
| There's no feminism now, apparently. | |
| No feminism either, right? | |
| We got feminism, but wasn't that big. | |
| We treat them like a joke. | |
| We treat them like a joke. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Join team chat, faggots. | |
| Team chat. | |
| My man said that we got feminists, but we treat them like a joke. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Yes! | |
| I'm taking the high ground, faggots. | |
| Alright. | |
| He's like, you fucking feminists bring no Ana to the country. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's see what they got here. | |
| Yo, that's Japan. | |
| Hanto, Hanto, Hanto, I'm there on the bridge. | |
| Hanto's on the bridge. | |
| I hit him a few times. | |
| Thanks. | |
| I'm on a Zainal. | |
| Zainal is dead. | |
| Can't save you. | |
| Do you have to do it? | |
| I'm on a rez, yep. | |
| I'm shooting the Joker Queen. | |
| Mighty fucking war. | |
| Joker Queen, you're dead. | |
| We're dead. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| I don't know if you guys noticed, but every tank on our team just like sits on the payload. | |
| They're like, God damn, they're about to fuck these dudes up. | |
| Yeah, that's what I was about to say. | |
| They just sit here. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna take Hygron and shoot down on these fucking faggots. | |
| Yep. | |
| Powered up. | |
| I don't see them. | |
| They must be scared or some shit. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| They got our tracer. | |
| I see more on there too? | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, it's going. | |
| Damn it. | |
| Roboto, one shot. | |
| Roboto, one shot. | |
| Robotra weak as fuck. | |
| Hanzo? | |
| Hanzo in that room over there, in the corner. | |
| Xenis, one HP. Good finish. | |
| Hanzo over there. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I'm on the robot. | |
| Res in. | |
| Good res. | |
| Pain. | |
| One shot on their team. | |
| I think WeRise chased her down. | |
| Yeah, he did. | |
| Yo, China takes no prisoners, man! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| I love it! | |
| Misery made manifest. | |
| We love you in here. | |
| Do you know? | |
| It's popular in China? | |
| Yeah. | |
| We love you in here. | |
| Goddamn, precious people! | |
| Oscar Mike, to enemy territory. | |
| I think he will do it. | |
| I will. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Azaria got some charge off that shit. | |
| Let's see what you niggas are gonna do now! | |
| Come here, boy! | |
| Come here, boy! | |
| You fuck! | |
| Kids are fucking terrible. | |
| Switch the jump rack. | |
| Just giving Azaria free charge. | |
| Brig, brig, brig. | |
| Brick in front? | |
| Brick one's on the left? | |
| Let us proceed. | |
| And Mercunia? | |
| Yeah, I got it. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Oh, this Briggs is a bitch! | |
| Peppers came out of nowhere and hit me. | |
| Alright, that's fine. | |
| They can't get away with this. | |
| I was in a killstreak if they ended it. | |
| But now I'm about to give them the fucking work for doing that shit. | |
| All right, taking high ground above I'm sure | |
| It's a fucking battle. | |
| My Kamehameha is better. | |
| Ah shit, rest a piece to Akira Toriyama, I think it was, right? | |
| The creative Dragon Ball Z. Big guy Genji on the right. | |
| Genji on the top right. | |
| I'm sure the break. | |
| Oh shit Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Get out, get out. | |
| Yeah, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm about to build up a visor though. | |
| Thanks. | |
| They got a truck to clean their chasing. | |
| I'm running, I'm running. | |
| I'm running. | |
| They're looking at me? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Holy shit, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| Okay, Genji dead. | |
| We can make a pushback. | |
| We must stop the enemy from advancing. | |
| I'm saying. | |
| Joker's been dead. | |
| I'm saying. | |
| These kids suck. | |
| You picked the wrong as a man. | |
| My aim has gotten a lot better. | |
| I've been working on my tracking and my flick shots on the floor. | |
| I got a visor, by the way. | |
| Jump on the left Jump threats on the left guys Oh shit wow that was a smoke I should have buy her from top left I've got you in my sight We got it we got it | |
| Can you feel it Good stuff guys nice They focused so hard on me that you guys were able to fuck them up. | |
| Fucking idiots. | |
| Ha! | |
| Get carried It's fucking go man Destroying these kids. | |
| I'm gonna work on this 180 shooting that you were talking about. | |
| Yeah, because every time someone comes behind you and inside of you, you can react to them. | |
| Gotcha, especially with the McCree, that's important. | |
| Yeah. | |
| 180 or 360, then shoot. | |
| Don't adjust your hand. | |
| Just one... | |
| So you mean like keep the crosshair at head level always and just do the quick 360? | |
| Or 180? | |
| You can start slow. | |
| You can start slow, you know Yes, just Every soldier needs a cause Yeah join voice Ah yeah join voice, yeah What's the most crazy thing? | |
| Well there was one pilot who was lost in time. | |
| Alright. | |
| The point is get the master memory. | |
| Get the master memory to the arm. | |
| Alright. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| I play 6. | |
| Let's destroy these squibs. | |
| Stay away of your needs. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| What do they got? | |
| They got Moira, Bashan, Junkrat, I think. | |
| Junkrat on the right. | |
| Use weak. | |
| Bastion and... | |
| Bastion 1? | |
| Bastion weak as fuck. | |
| Not good enough. | |
| Привет! | |
| Here's my heals. | |
| Who needs them? | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I'm on the truck, Brad. | |
| Where'd he go? | |
| Did he push him? | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Goddamn. | |
| He's lucky he got fucking bubbled and I got shot in the air. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| Redeploying. | |
| Turn them died there. | |
| Enemy here! | |
| Fire on point. | |
| Yeah, I'm a bullet. | |
| Fire wheels on fire. | |
| I'm ready. | |
| I think our foots are still going. | |
| I'm coming. | |
| I'm coming. | |
| I'm Dainazaita. | |
| Enhancing your strength. | |
| Your end is within my reach. | |
| Shit. | |
| Heroes never bound! | |
| Fuck it! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go, he's his son. | |
| He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. He's his son. | |
| Let's keep raping them. | |
| Let's go! | |
| The punishment will continue, bandits! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Reaper trying to run! | |
| He's scared! | |
| He's scared! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| This area on me now! | |
| Bitch! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| We're weak Let's fucking go these kids can't stop me god fucking damn it. | |
| Let's go Kids are fucking trash We literally just went in there spawned and said fuck it pop there also start killing them in their fucking kids are trash But you have to put in the work | |
| You NineLive says I'm on Xbox. | |
| I'm on PC. Yes, bro. | |
| 100%. | |
| PC is master race, bro. | |
| All the niggas play on Xbox and PlayStation. | |
| If you want to play with niggas in China like we are right now, you gotta be on PC, bro. | |
| Bro, the Chinese take gaming very seriously, bro. | |
| They do. | |
| It's like a crime or not. | |
| Damn, fucking sound block. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| God damn it. | |
| It's okay, it's okay. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I didn't even see that bitch. | |
| I'm gonna come in and res. | |
| Okay. | |
| oh Oh my god, okay. | |
| Oh, he's beaming you. | |
| Yeah, they were, they were focusing hard on that one. | |
| Feral and Junker Queen were shooting. | |
| Move out! | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Coming back. | |
| Mercy one, mercy one. | |
| I'll just take the objective. | |
| Sombra dead? | |
| I feel the burn. | |
| Coming back? | |
| Faragon, Faragon. | |
| Never. | |
| Resin? | |
| We lost that one? | |
| No, no, we didn't. | |
| No, we didn't. | |
| I'm on here. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| Let's go! | |
| We didn't lose shit! | |
| Come here, Moira, you fucking bitch! | |
| Fuck him up! | |
| Fuck him up! | |
| Right here? | |
| I got her. | |
| Oh, let's go! | |
| Up top is Pharah. | |
| Looking for him? | |
| I don't know where the fuck she went, she ran away. | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| *Scoffs* I'm gonna have ult here for next fight. | |
| I got hacked, but that's okay. | |
| We're here, we're here, we're here. - Churker Queen on point. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| They're just chasing me, oh lord. - Coming back over here. - Wow. | |
| This Reaper's really gonna chase me the whole way. | |
| You ain't gonna catch me, you slow fuckin' Mexican. | |
| This nigga really- you're really doing the- What a fuckin' faggot! | |
| Chase me the whole way! | |
| There's a somber here. | |
| Somber right here. | |
| You wanna help me with the somber? | |
| They can't get away with this. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| We can melt them. | |
| I'm gonna go high ground and fuck these faggots up. | |
| What's up? | |
| This shit pissing me off. | |
| Reef on point. | |
| I'm gonna force me to use Wraith mode. | |
| Nice. | |
| Reef on point. | |
| I'm on point. | |
| Reef for sweet go point. | |
| Over here. | |
| Damn it. | |
| I'm about to die, guys. | |
| Oh, nice! | |
| Nice bubble! | |
| They're literally chasing me right now! | |
| Fuck you fucking faggot! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Oh, you TP'd off. | |
| Fucking bitch. | |
| I hear footsteps. | |
| There's a repo. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Fire's will. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Oh, where, where? | |
| Oh shit, good shit, man. | |
| I hate Sombra, bro. | |
| Such a gay-ass character. | |
| It's a gay-ass character, bro. | |
| Fucking beat her. | |
| Powered up. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm anti-healed, wow! | |
| Wow! | |
| Yeah, they went crazier. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| Die. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Up for a minute, big thing. | |
| Good point. | |
| Good point, man. | |
| No, this truck's just going to force me to end. | |
| I got you. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I'm going crazy. | |
| Here, here, here. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| There's three of them on the point of B, man. | |
| I got you. | |
| I got you. | |
| Let's go let's fucking go Holy shit! | |
| They thought they had that. | |
| Dudes are fucking trash. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| The Chinaman came behind and got my fucking back. | |
| Let's go! | |
| This nigga trash the name of Teriyaki and he got fucked up. | |
| Dude, he's trash. | |
| Thank you, Myron. | |
| I know. | |
| You were healing me, bro. | |
| You literally came from behind me and started healing me. | |
| We fucked them up. | |
| Same iron, I heal. | |
| Okay? | |
| Nah, you actually did heal on that one. | |
| Rare. | |
| Rare situation. | |
| The Chinaman was actually healing instead of shooting them. | |
| We got 7,000 now ninjas watching on X, and we got another... | |
| 3,300 watching on Rumble. | |
| Oh, we got some victims again. | |
| I can't even fucking shoot once They're lining it up Prepare your defenses Select your hero Come on boys Let's fuck these kids up | |
| Let's go Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| I've got a good feeling. | |
| This could be our best mission yet! | |
| If they really think Silver 3 and Gold 3 is crazy, wait till they get up there. | |
| Yeah, that's not a big range. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's in like a 2 rank range. | |
| More field research? | |
| Grand Five four three They're doing a hot a rocket jump I suck at it. | |
| I know how to do it, but I suck. | |
| I'll be right here. | |
| Guys, play the corner. | |
| Spare on the right corner. | |
| There are one shots. | |
| Zen dead. | |
| This sucks. | |
| Apparel one shot. | |
| Good finish. | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out this Roadhog. | |
| Over there! | |
| Zen is one shot. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Let's go! | |
| These dudes are trash. | |
| Look at me go! | |
| These kids are getting fucking creeped on. | |
| That pig is spinning! | |
| Yeah, I was gonna say that Roadhog was speeding, bro. | |
| I already got like 50% of my ult right now. | |
| Game is inevitable. | |
| Yo, Myron is fresh. | |
| I don't know, being gay? | |
| Somewhere probably? | |
| Somewhere on the left. | |
| Somewhere on the left, somewhere on the left. | |
| A soldier? | |
| Hold your top right. | |
| My bad. | |
| I'm running. | |
| Good call. | |
| Good call. | |
| Oh! | |
| Come on, they face me. | |
| Run, run, run, run! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| We can't risk. | |
| We can't risk. | |
| It's okay. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Don't even bother. | |
| 'Cause they're right there. | |
| Don't even bother. | |
| I was gonna say, that might be rough. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I should've ran sooner. | |
| Good. | |
| Good call, Ryze. | |
| I should've ran sooner. | |
| Better game sense, my friend. | |
| I'm gonna go on the corner there. | |
| Soldier on the corner there? | |
| Soldier on the corner. | |
| Enemy turret. | |
| Torb wants one in the corner over there. | |
| Oh, he's running. | |
| Torb looks trying to back up. | |
| Torb, you hear? | |
| Is that rescue? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm not getting to. | |
| I'm not killing my sights. | |
| Stop the fuck, guys. | |
| Stay out of me. | |
| I'm on the sword, I'm on the sword, I'm on the sword. | |
| I got him. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh kill him. | |
| He's more shot! | |
| I think he dropped down. | |
| I'm putting a heal down for you guys here. | |
| What? | |
| You can't rest. | |
| You can't rest? | |
| Hold on, where are we? | |
| Soldier up top. | |
| I got him. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh, they're back up. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Roadhog, yes, ma'am? | |
| Enemies, to boy. | |
| Roadhog, roadhog. | |
| Dead? | |
| I'll try. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| 4 of 1. | |
| For one Finish I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Oh Oh Oh Yeah Oh Oh Shit We're backing up We got him in the answer Over there Put them in the ground I've got you in my sights Oh I need it | |
| Run the road to pieces Here Run the road to pieces Run the road to pieces Run the road to pieces Run the road to pieces Run the road to pieces Run the road to pieces Run the road to pieces Run the road to pieces Get fucked soldier I got you in my sights! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Hit that fucking soldier with that fucking... | |
| You notice how Myron has like as much prelims as us? | |
| He's like lower rank So, | |
| let's let's go. | |
| For the moment, we have a common purpose. | |
| Let's focus on that. | |
| Knowledge is its own reward. | |
| Hating those enemies is its own reward. | |
| Gayest character in the game. | |
| He's Australian. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Put them in there. | |
| Transporting the payload Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Very unsuccessful | |
| Dark red dot Who needs here Oh Oh Is there one shot here? | |
| Oh Come here right here? | |
| We will shield you, but now! | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| We'll kill them, Apollo! | |
| Join me in this battle, Apollo! | |
| An enemy comes! | |
| Mara, what's up? | |
| Good finish. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Got her! | |
| Where are we? | |
| Bitch! | |
| The wrong enemy! | |
| I've got you in my sights! | |
| Fucking check! | |
| Those kids got fucked! | |
| Scrubs. | |
| We're melting these scrubs. | |
| We're melting these scrubs. | |
| We're melting these scrubs. | |
| We're melting these scrubs. | |
| Can I see your game setting? | |
| My game settings? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Can I see you? | |
| Uh, yeah. | |
| Here. | |
| Uh... | |
| So, for controls? | |
| Uh... | |
| A graphic. | |
| Oh, my graphics? | |
| Yeah. | |
| How do I do that? | |
| Do I go to gameplay or general, or what do I do? | |
| Uh... | |
| It's... | |
| Uh... | |
| We can do it after this one. | |
| Yeah I drone voice Every soldier I'm gonna get carried now Premission checklist complete | |
| Now it's time for the good bit Time to carry him I'd rather wait a century for progress than cause the harm you have. | |
| What a joy it must be to feel entitled to patience. | |
| How's it going? | |
| If anybody asks, I was never here. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attack commence. | |
| Capture Objective A. Zarya no bubbles now. | |
| Zarya no bubbles. | |
| He could die. | |
| Dead. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| I'm getting off point. | |
| Not good enough. | |
| Right here. | |
| She's low. | |
| She dead. - Oh shit. | |
| I can't- I can't see he's cool. | |
| Everyone, heal up. | |
| Who are you shooting on? | |
| I'm gonna go on the Tasha. | |
| I'm in my reach. | |
| Can we go in the bathroom? | |
| They're looking at me. | |
| Bumble? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Damn. | |
| Damn. | |
| Where is she? | |
| oh he's right in here. | |
| he's trying to run Come here, bitch! | |
| No words are wrong. | |
| Oh, it's Nelson. | |
| Let's stagger. | |
| We choke it. | |
| You got the weapon now, we-- We're alive. | |
| We're alive. | |
| We have a few of my guys. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Come here, Sarah. | |
| Come here, Sarah. | |
| Oh, she's left. | |
| Oh, I'm-- Oh, damn. | |
| Ana, one shot over there. | |
| Ana, one shot over there. | |
| Good finish. | |
| I got him. | |
| I got him. | |
| Good finish. | |
| I'm coming in. | |
| We got the points. | |
| Thank you. | |
| We got a dunker on the road. | |
| You get up the road? | |
| Yes. | |
| I'm on you. | |
| We got cops. | |
| I'm trash, bro. | |
| Kids are a hero. | |
| Seriously. | |
| Moira. | |
| Moira on me. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| She's on it. | |
| Surrender. | |
| That's what. | |
| Moira on. | |
| Hit her with the rocket directly. | |
| The rocket. | |
| Zarya. | |
| Zarya, one shot. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| What's up, bud? | |
| Fuck. | |
| Okay. | |
| Don't rush. | |
| Don't rush. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Sorry, I won. | |
| Don't fucking work, man. | |
| No fucking work, man. | |
| No, no. | |
| No pain. | |
| No pain. | |
| That junker just fucked him up. | |
| I'm on a high ground now. | |
| Don't try on this area. | |
| Oh man. | |
| If you could res me, Mercer? | |
| Oh no, probably not. | |
| Uh, no, I just res him. | |
| Yeah, yeah, it's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I'm on a high ground spot. | |
| Trying to move, Caleb. | |
| Oh, look at Caleb. | |
| Still got some fight in me. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Keep it moving! | |
| Oh, I'm in trouble. | |
| I'm in trouble! | |
| Oh, I'm out. | |
| Heels on point. | |
| Oh, I know. | |
| I'm in the back over here. | |
| Tracer on with you. | |
| Oh, shit, I'm pretty here, too. | |
| Oh, I got slapped. | |
| Oh, lord. | |
| That's right, that's right, that's right. | |
| We got it. | |
| Yeah, easy clap. | |
| Forced retirement says wonders. | |
| Score. | |
| Three. | |
| Zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| No, I'll try McCreef. I'll try McCreef. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'll take older than... | |
| Yeah. | |
| Give me whatever you want. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Yeah, these kids suck. | |
| They really fucking suck. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Might as well practice. | |
| Yup. | |
| Kree is on the low my favorite character. | |
| I just haven't been playing him as much because... | |
| Sword Art, Sword Art is too good, you know what I mean? | |
| I watch a lot of Wanted gameplay and he'd be fucking kicked off from a Krayon at home. | |
| Holy shit Barrier initialized I Yeah. | |
| Wanted. | |
| Is that Asian? | |
| Yup. | |
| Of course he's Asian. | |
| He's going nuts. | |
| Defend objective A. | |
| They got an echo. | |
| Oh, monkey. | |
| Fucked up. | |
| Echo, echo is on the left. | |
| Drop down. | |
| Who's behind us? | |
| I got him, I got him, I got him. | |
| I got far out. | |
| Mom. | |
| That'll tear in your head. | |
| Damn it. | |
| We're on the right, we're on the right, we're on the right. | |
| I got it. | |
| I'm excited. | |
| Oh. | |
| Nice, myron. | |
| Oh, that wasn't myron. | |
| no no i'm not sold enough enemy contact uh they are right here they are all right go to the hybrid i'm married I'm playing a crew right now. | |
| Oh, Echo behind us. | |
| Echo behind us. | |
| I hit her once. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I got you. | |
| You want to take the tank? | |
| Oh! | |
| Fuck man. | |
| Yeah, there were shimmy from everywhere. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, we need to go to high ground. | |
| Oh, high. | |
| With the McCree, I try to stay by the team. | |
| It's Hygron, they just jump on me. | |
| Come on, Tank! | |
| What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up? | |
| Come back, come back, come back. | |
| We don't have time. | |
| We don't have time, come back. | |
| Is that over here? | |
| Where there's smoke, there's fire. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Surrender to my will! | |
| Oh, we pushed in! | |
| Yup. | |
| What is that melody?! | |
| Everyone, heal that. | |
| Run! | |
| The Nierka's apprentice has spoiled. | |
| Bless him. | |
| She thank you! | |
| Sigma, C thank you! | |
| *laughs* *laughs* | |
| Oh shit. | |
| You try it, Weerise. | |
| I know, I know, man. | |
| It's okay, man. | |
| There was a Bastion shooting too, bro. | |
| That's what got it. | |
| you were healing enough but the basket where was i hello there hello are you waiting nice man There's a moron on me! | |
| I got you! | |
| Yes! | |
| I got you! | |
| Shoot the death! | |
| Shoot the death man! | |
| Nice. | |
| Nice. | |
| Fasten I won I lose Felice That'll tear in your eye Give a one Pain is inevitable Ham one Double Oh, my god. | |
| I got you, Myron. | |
| I got you, Myron! | |
| Thank you, bro. | |
| Told those faggots it was 12 o'clock. | |
| Bitch was just hiding behind that wall. | |
| Scrub. | |
| Uh, bathroom behind. | |
| Sombra moving point You are on a point again They're on point again. | |
| Bathroom behind. | |
| They're coming in. | |
| Oh, she won't hack that. | |
| Who's up there? | |
| Yeah, we're good. | |
| Yeah, that's a good point. | |
| Yeah, that's a good point. | |
| Yeah, we're good. | |
| Oh, uh, fashion back. | |
| Fashion and Zen behind us. | |
| They got him. | |
| Push this, push this. | |
| Push this. | |
| They're on the east. | |
| I'm really feeling the heat. | |
| He's going up top to go behind. | |
| He's going up top to go behind. | |
| Let's get them off the pavement. | |
| Here I come. | |
| I'm a tactical visor. | |
| Oh damn! | |
| 10 seconds. | |
| The desired result makes you all reveal itself. | |
| That'll change your head. | |
| Oh! | |
| You got my folder mark? | |
| Yeah, that was hilarious. | |
| Fuck me. | |
| This kid's a trash. | |
| I was fucking them. | |
| Oh, about 47. | |
| I'm 47 and 1, bro. | |
| Goddamn! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| I thought I was doing 30 and 4. | |
| Yeah! | |
| of the kids are getting fucked we climbing though I'm GO2! GO2 is crazy man! | |
| You're down in the dumps. | |
| Start up. | |
| Start up. | |
| I'm taking a quick piss. | |
| What the fuck is this season? | |
| Go2 is crazy. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Okay, join, boys. | |
| I'm not sure what you're doing. | |
| You wanna play? | |
| Oh shit. | |
| If you want to play Castle, I can play or Kree, I can play. | |
| Yeah, sure, sure. | |
| I actually called him Castle. | |
| Am I a faggot? | |
| Yeah, you're a faggot for that. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I'm bad, I'm bad. | |
| Reinhardt. | |
| Soldier 1. | |
| I got 2 as well. | |
| Soldier 1, 1 HP. | |
| Reinhardt on point, Reinhardt on point. | |
| Bad C is slow. | |
| He got bad. | |
| Bad missed me. | |
| Bad. | |
| Usually what I call it like higher lows, I use like short. | |
| For free one? | |
| Like bad. | |
| Bad? | |
| He got fucked, Aaron. | |
| Nice, fucking pop, Aaron. | |
| I'm trying, man. | |
| I'm trying. | |
| We got two top-tier hitscans right now. | |
| We could fuck these fraggots up. | |
| Winston, come to me. | |
| Winston. | |
| They got Moira now I'm not going somewhere I'm not serious I'm not a bird I'm not a bird I didn't even pull him like that back Oh, Reaper now Reaper on him Back up, they got him He got one dog He's careful Reaper on you Oh, what's up Oh, fuck Oh boy | |
| Oh boy Oh Back up guys Back up guys, your DPS are dead Got one? | |
| I'm coming back, I'm coming back, I'm coming back, I'm coming back Winston, you feel bad, though. | |
| I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. | |
| No, Winston left us, so... | |
| I kill everybody! | |
| I kill everybody! | |
| I kill them all! | |
| Oh, sorry! | |
| Alright, and... | |
| Fuck out, Tissue, idiot. | |
| Get fucked, bitch. | |
| He's fucking gone. | |
| We're on the left, man. | |
| On you, behind you, behind you. | |
| You're running. | |
| He sucks. | |
| Holy shit, there's like four in there. | |
| Holy fuck. | |
| Okay, okay, okay. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I didn't mean to fucking do that. | |
| I didn't realize it would be that mean. | |
| I'm there. | |
| We're going to mercy. | |
| Turn around. | |
| We're going to mercy. | |
| Lucky shot. | |
| Push him off the point. | |
| Pain is inevitable. | |
| Such a surprise. | |
| Soldier in one shot. | |
| This will help you See the value I'm backing up. | |
| Holy shit, they're using a bunch of ults. | |
| One second. | |
| I'm holding. | |
| I'm just so weak. | |
| Back is dead. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Headshots everywhere! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Swap o'clock, faggots! | |
| Nice headshots. | |
| Your end is within my reach. | |
| I got stuck in a corner. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Don't mind if it does. | |
| Oh, no, no. | |
| I got you, soldier. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| It's high noon. | |
| Fight. | |
| I got you, soldier. | |
| Enhancing your strength. | |
| Appreciate that, man. | |
| I was a little too aggressive there. | |
| Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the Deadlock Gang. | |
| They're down one. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, he probably got tilted and quit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Feeling more powerful? | |
| They're all leaving. | |
| They're all leaving. | |
| Game over. | |
| Enemy scene. | |
| Greetings. | |
| Fuck you, bad dick. | |
| No mercy. | |
| No mercy. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| They're down three, man. | |
| No mercy for these scrubs. | |
| He's still in the library. | |
| Bionic healing ready for you They just quit Yeah They're a waste of time Oh fuck Red light | |
| Red light Oh yeah I will not let you fall I don't mind if I do Heimstall, activate it Receive my aim Let us end this Oh. | |
| Got you. | |
| Everyone, heal up. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Fight saving. | |
| Hello. | |
| This way. | |
| It's the week in hour. | |
| Oh. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| I love when you play that on after hours hours. | |
| You know it, man. | |
| Oh, that'll be fine. | |
| Thanks, Doc. | |
| No mercy on this back. | |
| Nice, bitch. | |
| Time, time. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Victory. | |
| Nice. | |
| Scrape. | |
| Scrubs. | |
| How many games have we won on a row, man? | |
| Someone needs to build this average. | |
| Wouldn't call that your best shot. | |
| I'm not going to kill you. | |
| Yo, what's up, Chris? | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| No, it's going to be 5. | |
| 5. | |
| No, it's going to come at around 5. | |
| We're going to try to start as close to 5 as possible. | |
| Alright, peace. | |
| Someone needs to fill this saddle. | |
| Is that Chris? | |
| not as quick as I used to be but I'm still the fastest gun in the new west I see I see Chris a funny fast Is that Chris Pogson? | |
| Yeah, it was Chris. | |
| I see him play Final Fantasy earlier on Twitch. | |
| Final Fantasy is game. | |
| She can't talk. | |
| I could wanna stand him They have two snipers Yeah, they do. | |
| Uptalk. | |
| Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| Zen week. | |
| Ah shit. | |
| That's not playing conservative. | |
| Oh. | |
| It heals. | |
| I come back. | |
| We don't have a heal! | |
| We're down heal! | |
| Ryan! | |
| Put your shield off! | |
| He doesn't put a shield up, man. | |
| Okay. | |
| Uh, alright, well. | |
| You're fresh. | |
| They still haven't seen that. | |
| It's pretty much fresh, yeah. | |
| He's a shield. | |
| He's not shielding. | |
| I got you, Myron! | |
| There's a Widow up top. | |
| This Ryan is stupid! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Wow! | |
| Wow! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| *laughs* It's okay. | |
| We got an axe. | |
| No time to waste. | |
| We got this. | |
| We'll kill them more. | |
| Zenz is out of position. | |
| Can you arrest me? | |
| No. | |
| Yup. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Ramachra weak! | |
| He's on fire! | |
| Oh, I am! | |
| We have to pretend we don't have a tank. | |
| Because most likely we don't. | |
| Ramachra's over here. | |
| I'm with you, Ryze. | |
| I'm with you if we're gonna chase him. | |
| Kill him, I hate you. | |
| Good shit! | |
| Go back! | |
| Go back! | |
| Can you get back to me? | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna use this hindu in this switch. | |
| Maybe a different angle. | |
| I think he's gonna go get killed like an idiot. | |
| Yeah, this runner of our team is fair. | |
| This guy's not good. | |
| I res him. | |
| I'm probably gonna die. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Riyana. | |
| Riyana. | |
| He's your show pup! | |
| Alright! | |
| I got you, I got you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I got that one, I got that one. | |
| Okay, it's okay. | |
| No man in the zoo. | |
| Ass one! | |
| Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back. | |
| I can't have my squad in there, that's good. | |
| The two it's dead. | |
| I got back, I got back. | |
| Woah, what the fuck? | |
| I'm killing all of them here. | |
| Alright, I'm switching the soldier. | |
| Not doing hot, I'm killing that one. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Alright, alright, time to fuck these kids up. | |
| Like the soldier Let's go to my good pick Widows I will stop going on ambition | |
| stay out of my way. | |
| Gaster is fucking faggot's can't you comfortable? | |
| Thanks, let's kill the ramachamira Come here, you fucking faggot! | |
| You wanna chase me down now? | |
| You die, bitch! | |
| Oh, they swapped. | |
| There's no mercy for you faggots now! | |
| Let's go, let's go! | |
| Shit, they're chasing me. | |
| We're trying to. | |
| We're pretty weak. | |
| Where is he? | |
| Fuck, my bad, my bad. | |
| Now help, help, help, help. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| That Lucio came with her too. | |
| Okay, this Lucio's annoying as fuck. | |
| He's speed boosting his team into Russia's I Cancel this beat Alright, let's go. | |
| Me and Reinhardt are coming back right now. | |
| I got a Visor. | |
| I got a Visor. | |
| Jennifer's coming back too. | |
| Time to make a fight. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Two. | |
| One. | |
| They got it. | |
| Oh, maybe not. | |
| Okay, Visor. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Go, go, point. | |
| Go, point. | |
| Go, point. | |
| Nice. | |
| Well, Macho got me though. | |
| Can't get you over there now. | |
| Macho got me. | |
| Tank. | |
| Tank. | |
| Lucio. | |
| I think we're going to be able to get the best. | |
| We held it, we held it. | |
| Good shit, good shit. | |
| I'm C9, I'm C9. We're looking to cap. | |
| We just need to horde out a little more. | |
| I'm gonna be on the high ground above. | |
| Damage intensified. | |
| Feeling spry. | |
| Enemy! | |
| Lucio 1, Lucio 1, Lucio 1. | |
| No matter what! | |
| Lucio 1! | |
| Don't go down. | |
| Just stay here no matter what Fuck fuck it's fine. | |
| That was a good hold Let's go if I'm still standing I'm still fighting I Don't I I'm on you. | |
| I'll surrender to my will. | |
| Power that up. | |
| Lucio! | |
| Lucio one! | |
| Good finish on the Lucian. | |
| Okay. | |
| For the Crusaders! | |
| Oh. | |
| Kree! | |
| Kree! | |
| He's one! | |
| Got him! | |
| They got a Baptiste now. | |
| Back up. | |
| I need heals. | |
| I'm weak as shit Byron, come back I'm backing up. | |
| They just used immortality field. | |
| Idiot. | |
| We're not trying to love. | |
| Yo, damage is my all. | |
| Yo, this Reinhardt on our team is retarded. | |
| Keep him alive. | |
| Keep him alive. | |
| Holy shit They're gonna use all scare ready Oh Makrida? | |
| Okay. | |
| kills on corner back up Back up, guys. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| I got Visor for next fight. | |
| And we got a coalescence too. | |
| We got a coalescence too. | |
| This is where we hold them. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Back to stop left. | |
| Oh, is she 9? | |
| Is she 9? | |
| They're watching me! | |
| They're all watching me! | |
| They're all watching me! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Idiots! | |
| That was a good thing. | |
| They're DPS man! | |
| Ryan pushed them off he pinned and like all of them went off the payload. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Nice. | |
| Good job, Ryan. | |
| For once. | |
| Let's melt these kids. | |
| We have an echo in the rumble. | |
| We have an echo in the rumble. | |
| There's an echo in rumble? | |
| Yep, yep. | |
| Okay, I'll fix it right now. | |
| Alright, that should fix it. | |
| My bad, guys. | |
| That should fix it, guys. | |
| No more echo. | |
| Give me one in the chat if you guys are good now. | |
| Back to playing the hero? | |
| I never stopped. | |
| Unlike you, the world doesn't want us, Wilhelm. | |
| At least I can realize that. | |
| Give me one in a try, guys, if there's no echo. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| Why is this Reinhardt saying no? | |
| Alright bro, I got it, I got it, shut the fuck up. | |
| Bro, you need a Frank Castle sauce. | |
| Alright. | |
| Capture Objective A. | |
| Think they got Widow. | |
| Kill us all the day. | |
| McCree, one. | |
| Where you at? | |
| I see you. | |
| I see you. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go to hide one. | |
| All right, Kyle, I'm gone, Kyle, I'm gone. | |
| Kyle, I'm gone. | |
| Highland gone. | |
| I'm trying to kill this McCree. | |
| Oh, I got hacked. | |
| I got hacked! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Pain is inevitable. | |
| Two of them went right after me, bro. | |
| Up our tank. | |
| Good shit. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Thanks, Doc. | |
| Oh, I got a point. | |
| I got a point. | |
| I got a point. | |
| I'm taking the objective. | |
| Get over here. | |
| Come back. | |
| Hello? | |
| Come back. | |
| Enemy over there! | |
| This shit is so slow when you're by yourself. | |
| It's go time. | |
| Damage missing. - I'm not escaping. | |
| I gave you a chance, and you wasted it. | |
| Melted it. | |
| I'm moving back to payload. | |
| Where I am? | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Gale the Mahol! | |
| You guys are fucking him up. | |
| Enemy here! | |
| I am on fire! | |
| Come face me! | |
| For the Crusaders! | |
| Heh. | |
| Destroyed. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm with your rice. | |
| Here, use my heels. | |
| Use my heels. | |
| Use me all towards you. | |
| Yeah, thank you. | |
| Efficient design at work. | |
| Hey. | |
| You can go. | |
| I can push. | |
| No, no. | |
| Why not go with them because they need the heals more. | |
| These kids are getting fucked up though. | |
| Run about your behind you guys. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| It's go time. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Everyone heal them. | |
| You got it, Baron. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| I'm trying. | |
| Don't fuck it. | |
| Yeah, when I use a soldier, they can't do nothing. | |
| I'm a play soldier. | |
| Just for the rest of the time. | |
| I don't even want these faggots to cap no more. | |
| No more fucking mercy for these faggots. | |
| Bro, I went off on Sojun. | |
| Sojourn is actually really good She is good The pros use her. | |
| Yeah, it's a high skill level character. | |
| Yeah, but the only thing that sucks is she's kind of the mercy of a railgun. | |
| Aaron, do you play on 60 FPS? I don't even know how to check that. | |
| Go to your graphic setting. | |
| I can see. | |
| I'll do it after this. | |
| You're on PC, don't play 60 FPS. I'll do it after. | |
| We've been getting matches quick. | |
| Yeah, 60 FPS. You're handicapping yourself. | |
| Yeah, you need to turn your FPS off if it's at 60. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, I say your aim is something wrong, but I think you're playing 60. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| You better keep up. | |
| This isn't a daycare. | |
| Kids can surprise you. | |
| Then I better not be disappointed. | |
| Kids also disappoint you. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Stand up step behind the scenes right now for... | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Loan a team. | |
| Sorry, I wasn't even paying attention. | |
| I said you can play whatever you want. | |
| Oh yeah, no, it's fine. | |
| Let us end this. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm comfortable. | |
| I'm going wide right. | |
| I'm gonna go right. | |
| I'm gonna flank this. | |
| Alright, guys. | |
| What do they got? | |
| Sigma We are moving Good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Dude's name in our team is called I'm Lonely. | |
| LOL. Good choice. | |
| Hey, what's wrong with that, man? | |
| Why are you so emo, bro? | |
| You about to win. | |
| Bro, I made this name a long time ago, bro. | |
| I'm livestreaming this and I'm black. | |
| I don't have long hair. | |
| Nice finish, nice finish. | |
| Arisa up top up here. | |
| She dropped down. | |
| Oh! | |
| Hanzo on the left, Hanzo on the left. | |
| Hanzo got us from behind. | |
| I got res, I'm gonna res. | |
| Watch out for the Hanzo. | |
| Got Hanzo, thank you. | |
| Nice revenge. | |
| We're on the move. | |
| Oh my god, they don't have, we don't have to heal. | |
| Well, that's true, because we got you, so you don't hit him. | |
| Flames of liberation rise. | |
| I heal, I heal. | |
| It's okay, I rez, I rez. | |
| You die, I run out We're dead Ana, Ana, killed Ana. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I'm right behind you, Ryze. | |
| I'm right behind you. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I don't know how this Arisa's still alive, bro. | |
| Yeah, I was shooting him. | |
| And this Hanzo got fucking lucky, man. | |
| He just shot his stupid ass when he shoots all the arrows at once. | |
| Still got some fucking sight, man. | |
| Yeah, I'm lonely. | |
| You said you're streaming? | |
| Where are you streaming? | |
| Aw, bro. | |
| They're gonna get banned. | |
| Yeah, you are gonna get banned, but... | |
| Yo, Mario, I asked Sumito if he wanted to do it, and he said he wouldn't because he said, uh, women belong in the kitchen. | |
| Yeah, I said that in the shiny. | |
| He got all butt hurt. | |
| Because some bitch in his chat was talking shit. | |
| So I started roasting her. | |
| She was like, oh, fresh and fit? | |
| Ew. | |
| And I was like, get in the kitchen, bitch. | |
| And they got all mad. | |
| That's not good. | |
| - Yeah, where's the robot? | |
| - Yeah, where's the robot? | |
| - Yeah, I'm a robot. - I'm a robot. - You're killing me. | |
| - I'm not taking you, Okuro. | |
| - They've taken the robot. | |
| - You started charming. | |
| I mean, I did the dishes, the laundry, made a sandwich, did a-- - Yeah, I'm over there. | |
| - Yeah, so I'm in this chat, and then this, I'm like, "Yo, what up?" Let's do LQ, and then some chick in there says, oh, ew, fresh and fit. | |
| And I'm like, yo, go in the fucking kitchen, bitch. | |
| It's like, yo, your chat people talk shit to me, yeah. | |
| Like, his chat people talk shit to me first. | |
| Like, we're away from your channel, man. | |
| So if you want to get back like that, that's on him. | |
| Heck, that's an opportunity for him. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| I'm talking to them. | |
| Fight back! Fight back! | |
| Fight back! | |
| Hans, on top left. | |
| Hanzo top left being annoying as fuck. | |
| Hanzo top left, man. | |
| He hit me twice. | |
| Weak as shit. | |
| Where are you at? | |
| Are you dead? | |
| No, I'm alive. | |
| Alright, I'm running. | |
| They're all alive. | |
| Enemy has the robot. | |
| Initiate search and rescue Anybody fuck you talk Like, pretty much I heard like, it's a lot of... | |
| Bro, you don't know nothing, bro. | |
| You don't know nothing. | |
| Hey, maybe I don't. | |
| You really don't. | |
| That's why you're lonely, nigga. | |
| You don't. | |
| That's why you're lonely. | |
| Thank you Sorry Oh There's a bunch of them in my room over there. | |
| Han's 01. | |
| We're all at. | |
| We're all at. | |
| Scrubs Yeah, you got a video coming out Oh Dude, we're live right now. | |
| Oh, damn. | |
| Yo, can you name one Asian doll song? | |
| Are you ready for you? | |
| Sorry, I won! | |
| Sorry, I won over there! | |
| Sorry, I won! | |
| Whoa! | |
| Soldier weak! | |
| Fucking this Hanzo is fucking garbage man. | |
| Annoying as fuck. | |
| That's good shit bro. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm gonna call I love your fussies I love your fussies Right to my side We are fussing Fishing design at work Pool party Heroes never die Hanzo | |
| 1 HP Damn We got the robot way further than them both There's sights in that room. | |
| Don't go in the room. | |
| He's got sights in that room. | |
| Hanzo's weak in that- in that fucking, uh... | |
| Please get along. | |
| Gale the Mahal. | |
| Engaging enemy forces. | |
| Oh boy. | |
| I don't have anyone. | |
| I come learn. | |
| Yeah, I'm running. | |
| I'm running. | |
| I'm running. | |
| Oh, I can't get that ready. | |
| My power. | |
| I can't get that ready. | |
| I'm not, I'm here. | |
| Zarya! | |
| Zarya running towards somebody over there weak as hell. | |
| Zarya weak. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| It's go time! | |
| You guys got this area? | |
| I'll try it if you pay the favor. | |
| Holy shit! | |
| Whoa, I'm behind us! | |
| There's something, something! | |
| I hate this map, man. | |
| It's okay. | |
| What's going on? | |
| Soldiers to fall He's up there. | |
| I hit him with a helix. | |
| Told you I was up. | |
| Where I'm on? | |
| Where I'm looking. | |
| I'm looking. | |
| I don't see anything. | |
| Return run if I get him. | |
| Alright DPS are back in a fight. | |
| I am on fire. | |
| Damn the horse. | |
| You're not a great enemy. | |
| I got a heal right here. | |
| I got a heal right here. | |
| Use it. | |
| Shit, we're dead. | |
| That's fine, yeah. | |
| We just gotta kill them one time. | |
| We got this. | |
| Fucking scrubs, man. | |
| Yeah, build build-ups. | |
| Fonzo's peeking. | |
| Let's go Nobody with a We must recapture the robot Oh my god. | |
| Okay. | |
| Over. | |
| Redeploying. | |
| We just got away, but one time we got this shit. | |
| What else we got? | |
| Alright. | |
| We got- I got rails. | |
| I'm on high ground above. | |
| It's go time! | |
| Hanzo in the score! | |
| Hanzo in the score! | |
| I've got you in my sights! | |
| He's weak in there! | |
| He's weak in there! | |
| He's one shot in there! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Faggots! | |
| Fuck those kids, man. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Damn, WeRise1 crazy on that one. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'll fill battle. | |
| You know what uphill battle is? | |
| That's when we were supposed to lose. | |
| Yeah. | |
| When we won. | |
| I want to see a graphic setting, Mary. | |
| You want to help yourself. | |
| What do I do? | |
| I go options. | |
| Just sitting, just sitting. | |
| Okay, I'm in video, right? | |
| Yeah, it's a little bit lag. | |
| Alright, so what do you want me to look at? | |
| display mode, field of view, aspect ratio. | |
| Go up, Merrick. | |
| Go up. | |
| To graphics quality? | |
| Uh, sorry? | |
| Uh, display mode. | |
| Go to full screen. | |
| Ah, okay. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| That makes it harder to switch the screens because I got two screens that I use. | |
| Ah, damn. | |
| It's okay. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yo, you're coming in really low, WeRise. | |
| I can barely hear you. | |
| Let me see. | |
| Go into team chat. | |
| Hello? | |
| Fucking go. | |
| It's okay, we'll do it later. | |
| We don't rush. | |
| More field research? | |
| Grand. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one... | |
| Round one, capture the objective. | |
| Enemy cut! | |
| Check. | |
| Go ahead again. | |
| No, everyone, heal up. | |
| Divas, about to be automatic. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Kariqo gone. | |
| Leave out a message. | |
| We're free on a corner Maybe he will leave but Careful I'm attacking corners I'm attacking you He's out of line Diva one | |
| Diva's out of line A check, affirmative Three go on! | |
| Oh, I'm going to be scum. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I have a Sombra, so we're ready for backcap. | |
| Come on, go. | |
| Have ult. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| I got a Viacer, by the way. | |
| Enemy over here! | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| Enemy over here! | |
| I got you in my sights! | |
| Come to me! | |
| Got it! | |
| Stay out of my way! | |
| Come to me! | |
| Come to me! | |
| Mercy one! | |
| I'm not missing! | |
| Alright, that's up. | |
| You don't get me! | |
| Behind you! | |
| I'm not missing! | |
| I'm not missing! | |
| Yeah, don't go in. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm backing up. | |
| Turret's off. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Wow. | |
| Yeah, just back up, just back up. | |
| Just back up. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Luckiest sniper of our life, loser. | |
| I can't get that. | |
| My power emanates. | |
| Oh, fucking widow. | |
| I'm getting back on point. | |
| I'm back on point. | |
| You guys are fine. | |
| Nobody's here touching it, so. | |
| I reach chaos! | |
| Best round. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Easy clap on those scrubs. | |
| They're all looking at me. | |
| Score. | |
| One to zero. | |
| Yeah, how many games in the row have we won? | |
| Somebody in chat, can you guys tell me how many games we won in a row? | |
| It's been 13? | |
| It's really 13? | |
| I'm gonna support me and I'm just doing my best, guys. | |
| I don't know what the fuck is going on. | |
| Don't worry, bro. | |
| We're gonna carry you to victory. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| We got you. | |
| I hate doing fists, but it's fine. | |
| I like hopping around like a fucking maniac. | |
| That's kind of fun. | |
| Which way are you going? | |
| Bridge, right? | |
| We're just gonna go on bridge? | |
| Yeah, let's just go on bridge. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Looking for the pharaoh. | |
| Alright, no pharaoh. | |
| Good. | |
| They got Winston. | |
| Monkey and Genji. | |
| Monkey and Genji on point. | |
| Wait, Genji has no reflexes. | |
| Genji has no reflexes. | |
| Genji's on me. | |
| Genji's on me. | |
| Chasing me. | |
| Yeah, I got you. | |
| I got you. | |
| I got you. | |
| Do they have a bastion? | |
| Hershey? | |
| Genji. | |
| I'm gonna cap point. | |
| You guys are good. | |
| Back up, rise, back up, back up. | |
| He'll pad right here for you. | |
| He's one, he's one, he's one. | |
| No, no! | |
| I can't rest that. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Yeah, we got too greedy. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| We got way too greedy. | |
| I'm on 200p. | |
| I don't know what made you. | |
| Did I go on point and try to get hit? | |
| Genji, no reflexes around the world! no reflexes around the world! | |
| Whistle 1! | |
| Whistle 1 on point! | |
| I'm gonna hold my visor for the blade. | |
| Yeah, he's chasing me all over the place. | |
| He's fucking dancing. | |
| - I've been doing this for years. | |
| These guys are fucking trash. | |
| Do they have Genji anymore? | |
| Or did they switch off? | |
| Yeah, they still got him. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, he's gonna use a blade. | |
| When he does, I got the Bizer ready for him. | |
| Blade coming. | |
| Missed enough point. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Look at me go! | |
| Kill fresh! | |
| Get fucked, you monkey bitch! | |
| Fuck you go! | |
| Nigga said kill fresh. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| My power emanates. | |
| Shouts to the race of Chinaman. | |
| Run you over. | |
| Sorry, sorry, sorry. | |
| Man, nah, nah. | |
| It's all good. | |
| Double your racism, bro. | |
| Double your racism. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Double your racism. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Those dudes got fucked! | |
| GG's. | |
| Calm down, man. | |
| GG's. | |
| Shout out, faggot. | |
| You got carried. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| At least I'm not a... | |
| He's probably gonna say, at least I'm not a homophobic. | |
| Like all the gay kids say on this shit. | |
| What did he say? | |
| At least I'm not a homophobe. | |
| I don't know if it was the best cutoff ever. | |
| How did they call you a homophobe? | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's because you say a word. | |
| Because they're gay, man. | |
| Like how 10 years ago, if you said that word, nobody would care. | |
| Yeah, we live in a fagified world, my friend. | |
| Yo, Myron, do you want to know what's faggot called in China? | |
| What's a fag called in China? | |
| Jilow. | |
| Jilow? | |
| Yeah, Jilow. | |
| Shout out to all these fucking g-laws on this game. | |
| Yo. | |
| Yo. | |
| Mm-mm-mm. | |
| Did they say that word a lot in China? | |
| Someone needs to go to the cell. | |
| Even the gay people say... | |
| Learn that one from you. | |
| Ready to throw in the towel? | |
| Alright, let's fucking go. | |
| Jilow! | |
| Fuck these Jilows up! | |
| Aw, this map is Jilow. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| This map is trash. | |
| Goddamn you up quick! | |
| Okay, John, boss. | |
| We got 10,000 watching on Twitter, guys. | |
| And we got another 3,200 watching on Rumble. | |
| Shout out to all y'all ninjas watching Toxic Nigga Gaming. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I'm destroying kids. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Real niggas back! | |
| Alright, go to team chat. | |
| Shout out to the fucking faggot in here that said I've been preached better than Fresh and Fit. | |
| Now, why the fuck are you here, faggot? | |
| Oh, let me guess, because I've been preached can't do nothing besides do commentary videos. | |
| We got fucking interviews, we help you faggots make money, get girls, we entertain you motherfuckers with game streaming. | |
| I'm destroying these faggots all over the place with the Chinaman on my team. | |
| Can I've been preached through that? | |
| No, they can't. | |
| They just get pegged. | |
| That's what the fuck they do. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Go watch them then, nigga. | |
| Dash and death. | |
| Where are we? | |
| Over there. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Tracer weak. | |
| Got her, got her. | |
| Get this fat boy. | |
| Come here, fat boy. | |
| Get the kick, get the kick. | |
| Get fucked, badass. | |
| We don't do obesity over here, bitch. | |
| Get Alba, get Alba. | |
| Yeah, that's Abba right there. | |
| Roadhog is Abba. | |
| And Preach is Winston, the monkey. | |
| We got you, Drunker Queen. | |
| don't worry we are destroying these kids No mercy! | |
| No mercy! | |
| Run back to your spawn, boy! | |
| Yeah, he's scared. | |
| These are trash. | |
| Don't worry, we're going right now. | |
| I'm about to fuck her up. | |
| She ain't gonna take it. | |
| She ran. | |
| She ran. | |
| Get an exploit You're trash, fuck you! | |
| Yeah, run your point bitch this soldier so scared He's just looking at it. | |
| He's just sitting in their point. | |
| He's so fucking scared. | |
| It's okay. | |
| We're taking a point because these kids suck. | |
| Watch. | |
| I saw Baptiste coming towards the point. | |
| Oh, yep. | |
| Here they come. | |
| We're probably gonna take the- come from the high ground, bro. | |
| Get ready. | |
| Here they are. | |
| are you here bitch Get fucked! | |
| Mercy won? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Come here, sorry, you Russian whore! | |
| Let's fuck her up! | |
| Let's go! | |
| You're embarrassed when you're pulling, bitch! | |
| Where's your soldier? | |
| Where's your soldier? | |
| I'm going after him. | |
| Come here, Omo! | |
| Dead, okay. | |
| These dudes are fucking garbage. | |
| Powered up. | |
| But Tresor, run point! | |
| They're here! | |
| Tresor! | |
| Oh, they're on point? | |
| I thought they were fine. | |
| That's not the hard point! | |
| *Mario's voice* Thanks *Mario's voice* Nice Nice Ghost Bomb bro Look at that track here No you don't faggot No you don't faggot you're fucked Let's go to the Vampai Jet | |
| Alright let's go Let's get the next point I shot a bunch of them in the back They're here. | |
| They're here. | |
| Yeah, they're already there. | |
| All of them are there already. | |
| They got Orisa. | |
| Now. | |
| I'm gonna shoot them from the side. | |
| Kiriko low. | |
| Kiriko one. | |
| Soldier weak? | |
| Rico dead? | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| Let's fucking go, baby! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I'm 91 advisor. | |
| Fine. | |
| Watch over here! | |
| I got a Reaper now? | |
| Good choice. | |
| Reaper one, Reaper one. | |
| Oh, Arisa one. | |
| Arisa one too. | |
| Finish off good shit. | |
| My ultimate's almost ready. | |
| These kids are trash. | |
| Idiot. | |
| I'm going to go. | |
| I'm going to go. | |
| Let's get you. | |
| I'm going to surrender to my will. | |
| Double move. | |
| Ha, ha. | |
| Fucking destroyed! | |
| Fucking destroyed! | |
| Yeah, I died zero times. | |
| WeRise died once, he's trash. | |
| Oh shit, you gotta play. | |
| Oh yeah that was big post-pone. | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| Someone said, "Maren was skipping the gym to play." No, faggot. | |
| I worked out before this game, you fucking fag. | |
| Ain't no skipping a gym over here, faggot. | |
| Oh, shit, we got victims again. | |
| These dudes are getting fucked up, man. | |
| 14-game win streak, faggots. | |
| We climbing at 8. | |
| Oh, it's 15? | |
| Let's go. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Your worth is a hypothesis. | |
| Prove it. | |
| Hello. | |
| Hey. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Huh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No nonsense. | |
| We do this clean. | |
| Copy? | |
| All right. | |
| You guys want to hold on top of the gas station? | |
| So, sweet Edina has grown into a domineering beast. | |
| You guys want to hold top of the gas station or how you guys want to do this? | |
| Hold corner? | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, the Eresta's holding the corner over here like a retard, so... | |
| Go higher. | |
| Go higher. | |
| You got higher. | |
| Echo. | |
| Echo. | |
| Echo and Mercy. | |
| We're moving the payload. | |
| Oh, they got Winston. | |
| Winston, Winston top right. | |
| Go on top. | |
| Winston top. | |
| Knee up. | |
| I'm trying to... | |
| I'm trying to help our Echo on top of the gas station week. | |
| We're seeing the ball. | |
| Listen weak, listen weak, listen weak, listen weak, listen weak. | |
| Thank you for the pocket. | |
| Listen weak, listen weak. | |
| Adaptive circuits engaged. | |
| Or reset. | |
| Listen one, listen one, listen one, listen one, listen one. | |
| Where's the one? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| I go one Winston we come point Breaking his bubble. | |
| Winston one now. | |
| Oh, fucking Winston on me. | |
| Winston one! | |
| Fuck this shit! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Can I go D.Va? | |
| Yeah, we need D.Va. | |
| Ryan Ryan can you help me? | |
| redeploying Dude I was doing so much damage that round Fuck. | |
| Alright. | |
| X on top of the gas, is she weak? | |
| She ran away. | |
| Winston? | |
| Winston 1! | |
| Winston 1 again! | |
| Winston 1 again! | |
| Where are we? | |
| Ah, fuck! | |
| Where's this going? | |
| Got them, Winston! | |
| Baggett! | |
| Fuck you too, bitch. | |
| Mercy won't shine the corner. | |
| And the top corner over here. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Good shit, man. | |
| Thank you for listening to your callouts, bro. | |
| I always have them low. | |
| Yo, Winston on the left. | |
| Winston on the left weak as fuck. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Good pulse bomb. | |
| Echo below. | |
| I'm on the Sombra. | |
| Sombra 1. | |
| Get fucked, bitch. | |
| Yeah, this is where we hold them. | |
| I feel like it's 300 in the movie. | |
| We hold them here. | |
| Remember when they fought their mortals at nighttime? | |
| That's what's going on right now. | |
| Let's fight these faggots. | |
| Yeah, I'm sitting here. | |
| Winston right now. | |
| Uh, Winston below? | |
| Echo? | |
| Echo, fuck! | |
| Not missing today, baby! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Mercy one, mercy one, mercy one! | |
| Don't let her... | |
| Okay, I got the mercy, but I died. | |
| Oh! | |
| I'm dead. | |
| They got the Reinhardt. | |
| I've come back with a visor. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Shit. | |
| That payload is not going anywhere. | |
| Be up here. | |
| I'll come back. | |
| Winston's probably gonna die me in here. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I'm backing off. | |
| I'm backing off. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| We can engage with that. | |
| Winston, dive. | |
| Is somebody over here? | |
| Echo dead? | |
| What? | |
| Damn, two of them got me. | |
| Fish monkey. | |
| We got him, we got him. | |
| Good shit, guys. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Coming back right now. | |
| Mercy trying to come back in? | |
| Mercy will shine out of him. | |
| Adaptive circuits engaged. | |
| Reinhardt! | |
| Bastard one, Bastard one, Bastard one! | |
| Bastard one! | |
| Mercy's in that corner hiding. | |
| Hey, I'm payload. | |
| Ten seconds. | |
| Battle's off! | |
| We can go! | |
| Tell you so missed! | |
| I got it to pull. | |
| Bastion one shot. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Junkrat me. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Kuriko got me. | |
| God damn it. | |
| Over time. | |
| The payload has reached the checkpoint. | |
| Alright. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Bastion's over there in the corner. | |
| Darkrat dead, good shit. | |
| Bastion top right, Bastion top right, Bastion top right. | |
| Bastion top right, be careful. | |
| She's not shot up there. | |
| There are monsters one shot. | |
| That's better. | |
| I'll go from the payload one. | |
| They're macho dead. | |
| You're a fuck idiot. | |
| Whoa On my way I got visor They're trying to cut my hands out, I think. | |
| Junker, I won. | |
| Junker, I won. | |
| Junker, I won over there. | |
| He's still weak Oh my god, I was reloading fuck Fuck! | |
| The alien is approaching its destination. | |
| Come back with a visor. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| It's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| We're gonna cap it way faster. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| We're gonna cap her fast in him. | |
| *cough* Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Helping those in need is its own reward. | |
| I've doubled my tank see-limbs. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's a drahid. | |
| Okay, I'm Mary. | |
| You lost your voice, okay? | |
| Remember what we're fighting for. | |
| Actually, Icy just brought me a medicine ball. | |
| So I should get it back Let's go These kids suck on the other team. | |
| We're gonna fuck them up. | |
| Junkcraft's already weak. | |
| Ramacho, I'm on shit. | |
| Ramacho weak. | |
| He's already blocked it because he sucks. | |
| He's dead, he's shrubbing. | |
| Duck right dead. | |
| Bash in the back. | |
| Dead. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Easy fucking clap. | |
| I'm taking high ground so much. | |
| Yep. | |
| On the high ground here. | |
| We ride, I can see where you're at, so if you need support, just run over and we'll shoot them. | |
| Mercy, stay on the payload. | |
| Mercy, stay on the payload so it moves a little bit faster. | |
| You could probably boost me from over there. | |
| Okay, Arisa. | |
| Arisa here. | |
| She's already weak. | |
| She's already weak. | |
| Okay, guys, they're all here. | |
| They're all here. | |
| I'm free to them here. | |
| Arisa dead? | |
| I know one shot in the back over there. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| Bastion. | |
| Good finish on the armor. | |
| No, it's all good. | |
| Junkrat top left. | |
| I'm on the Sarissa. | |
| Keep running. | |
| Keep running, Rice. | |
| I'm on the Sarissa with you, bro. | |
| I'm on the source of what you want. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't have red. | |
| Got her. | |
| He's fucking gone. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| That bitch was spinning all over the place. | |
| They didn't know where we were coming. | |
| Bash it. | |
| Bash it in front of the door. | |
| He's weak if you can finish him. | |
| Good finish, bro. | |
| Dude, that one-two punch, they can't stop him. | |
| Yeah, it's crazy. | |
| Drop that over there, we need you. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Surrender my will. | |
| This person is so mad right now. | |
| Hang on, boy! | |
| You know what? | |
| Mercy dead? | |
| No, fuck you! | |
| Bitch. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| I'm Tay Kygram. | |
| Set up for the next fight. | |
| Keep moving, Payload. | |
| Mercy sit on the Payload with the Roadhog. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Arisa trying to come? | |
| Melted. | |
| That was crazy. | |
| Bastion, Bastion. | |
| I'm looking at this Bastion. | |
| Fashion Melky. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Yeah, I'm looking at the tire, though. | |
| Oh, shit, here it comes. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Bruh. | |
| I thought I hit it with the Helix. | |
| That Junkrat is so fucking mad because we're destroying him. | |
| Good res. | |
| You know what? | |
| I'm gonna take high ground and shoot down on these spagots. | |
| Oh shit, Junker out here with me. | |
| I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| I killed myself there. | |
| I saw the junk ground about- There's much for you to do! | |
| Surrender to my will! | |
| Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I'm trying to save you Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh | |
| Sigma weak Sigma weak Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh More one behind. | |
| There's one behind me. | |
| Bashin! | |
| Bashin of bombs! | |
| Kill this fuckin' guy, shit! | |
| I'm gonna flank them from behind with a visor. | |
| Yeah, I'm coming. | |
| Junkrat dead? | |
| Sigma one? | |
| I got you. | |
| Let's fucking go Melted nice shit | |
| Hit that boy right in the fucking dome. | |
| Dude, that drunk rat came outside, bro, and he got hit right in the head, bro. | |
| He was excited. | |
| He thought, oh yeah, I'm going to shoot a bunch of random bombs because I suck at this game. | |
| Next thing he knows, boom. | |
| Sniped in the head. | |
| head seal team six now on defense We're going to fuck them up. | |
| Yeah, they suck. | |
| Damn, we're destroying these kids, man. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| You think I can drop 60? | |
| I'll see this matter resolved. | |
| Yeah, 100%, bro. | |
| And you said you're a master level DPS, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I'm at least not going to cost. | |
| You almost have as much E-levels as you know. | |
| I do a lot of damage, so I fucking annoy these fighters. | |
| I shoot the hell out of them. | |
| My thing is I just try to put as much pressure on them as possible and help the second DPS kill them. | |
| Alright, let's see what we got. | |
| They got a D.Va. | |
| D.Va drunk rat. | |
| D.Va right here, top right. | |
| D.Va's almost out of there. | |
| Good hook on there. | |
| Brig, Brig being annoying. | |
| She's weak. | |
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Break, break, break, one shot! Break, break, break, one shot! | |
| Push 'em there! | |
| Sombra, Sombra being annoying. | |
| I'm shooting a Brig. | |
| I mean you're gonna look we're gonna look for the First one shot Donnie got today that trucking does not miss baby kills on point Heels on point for you guys. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Let's fucking go baby. | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| Score! | |
| 3 to 3. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| 11,000 ninjas watching on X. | |
| 3100 y'all watching on Rumble. | |
| Got 14k watching. | |
| Nah, bro, you think I'd be on YouTube the same, should I say? | |
| Yeah, I'm joking. | |
| I'll be banned instantly. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Follow my lead and we make it out of here in one piece. | |
| Yeah, but I have a healing with your DPS. I didn't take you for a tactician. | |
| Yeah, used to it. | |
| Roll 'em over. | |
| Roadhog's town. | |
| Um, um, um. | |
| Them boys, LLL says losing his voice playing video games while he got a candid interview in two hours. | |
| SMH gets serious, man. | |
| You don't have a cable close. | |
| This is embarrassing. | |
| Then, bro, then don't watch us, faggot. | |
| Don't fucking watch us. | |
| My voice will be fine, you fucking fag. | |
| The fuck out of here. | |
| You don't gotta watch. | |
| Never understand why you niggas talk shit and watch your shit. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Fucking losers. | |
| We will take after you. | |
| We need to care. | |
| Everyone, we love you. | |
| We're not sure we. | |
| Don't rest. | |
| We don't have to, uh, speak. | |
| We don't have to, uh, speak. | |
| I'm not sure we just want Sure this passion Duck Rat! | |
| Ramacho dead. | |
| Stop traveling. | |
| I'm going to go. | |
| I'm going to go. | |
| Helping you up for a while. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Taking high ground just in case, but we got this. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Oh shit, we better be Platinum 5 soon. | |
| Which is a fucking embarrassment because Platinum sucks. | |
| Oh, you got a platinum? | |
| Let's go. | |
| Yeah, one more in platinum. | |
| Like, look, I got my Starbucks here with the fucking, you know, with the medicine ball. | |
| My voice will be fine, faggot. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| All you fucking do is talk shit, watch this shit. | |
| Bro, you got a Candace interview in two hours. | |
| Your voice sounds bad. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| I'm just the one asking questions. | |
| It's gonna be Candace doing the talking. | |
| She's the guest. | |
| So shut the fuck up, faggots. | |
| Which, by the way, I woke up early this morning and made sure I got a lot of sleep. | |
| Went to the gym this morning, got some shit done. | |
| As we speak, I'm working on getting a house as we speak. | |
| So trust me, a lot of shit's going on right now. | |
| While you sit there and fucking talk shit with your five bucks, I'm over here buying real estate, you fucking faggot. | |
| Hating ass motherfucker. | |
| I'll never understand why you guys watch us and you hate us. | |
| Fucking weird. | |
| Free money, bro. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I just paid to talk shit too, though. | |
| That's funny. | |
| Yeah, they pay to talk shit. | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| Get a better co-host. | |
| I don't even care about my voice. | |
| I fucking get annoyed when they always just talk shit about Fresh. | |
| It's like, yo, shut the fuck up, man. | |
| It's like he's not going anywhere, man. | |
| Like, you guys can hate all you fucking want. | |
| He's not going anywhere. | |
| We started this shit together, we ended together. | |
| Fuck you, faggots. | |
| Lil T is a foreign concept to a lot of you fucking losers. | |
| I want to be where I'm at without him. | |
| So fuck you. | |
| Talk shit about my voice? | |
| Fine. | |
| Much people have been talking shit about my voice, but don't talk shit about my co-host, you fucking faggot. | |
| Fashkett! | |
| It's too much hate, man. | |
| It's crazy, bro. | |
| I don't see these niggas criticize the obvi and preach for being fat, sloppy losers. | |
| They don't criticize shit, they criticize us. | |
| Fucking faggots, man. | |
| Alright, special team. | |
| What's the one streak now? | |
| What are we up to? | |
| 16, 17? | |
| 16, let's fucking go. | |
| 16 game win streak, baby. | |
| Alright, I'm just gonna be sitting on the corner melting these faggots. | |
| It's one of my favorite maps Life weaver behind y'all Watch out watch out flame I got you On our point, bend your arm | |
| Damn it They have got it Ready for you Ha! | |
| The rocket got ya I rub some dirt on it, let's go I killed your heater Nice, nice, nice Ahem, nice We're coming in right now Oh my god We're here. | |
| Take the point. | |
| I'm on the Arista. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Back up. | |
| No. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Guys, back up, back up. | |
| Just fight point, man. | |
| Fight point, just fight point. | |
| We're being too greedy. | |
| Just fight point. | |
| We have two hitscans, pretty much. | |
| No need to fucking hold their spawn like that. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| Hello. | |
| Let them get on point. | |
| Cuz they have to get on point at some point. | |
| So we don't have to do shit. | |
| We're just gonna get on point. | |
| Sorry I'm point right now. | |
| Sorry I'm point one shot. | |
| Sorry we shot on point on the right. | |
| Sorry we shot on point guys. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| What power emanating! | |
| Lightly bomb point was empty. | |
| Lightly bomb point was empty. | |
| Soldier melted. | |
| Zen did. | |
| Told you guys. | |
| That's how we hold it. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Easy clap, man. | |
| Kids suck. | |
| Force them to fight on point. | |
| Alright, I got Visor. | |
| Last fight. | |
| Last fight here. | |
| I got my Visor at 91. | |
| Don't die, Ryze. | |
| They're chasing rides. | |
| Zarya trying to come on point? | |
| It's go time! | |
| Zarya got no bubbles now. | |
| She's running like the scrub that she is. | |
| Hold Sombra on me. | |
| Idiot. | |
| Fucking idiot. | |
| So focused on me. | |
| Fucking retard. | |
| Stupid ass, Sombra. | |
| *Clears throat* I can't fuck her. | |
| The eye will not fail. | |
| Did that this morning, faggot. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Fucking retards, man. | |
| Your hair looks brittle, Jack. | |
| Are you taking your vitamins? | |
| Motherfuckers find the time to hate at any time, bro. | |
| Five. | |
| Four. | |
| Three. | |
| Two. | |
| One. | |
| Ground. | |
| Two. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| We talked with Candace's team all week, so shut the fuck up, faggots. | |
| We got it. | |
| Oh, they got it Winston. | |
| I got heals right here for you guys. | |
| Oh, what shot in the social room? | |
| On the right? | |
| Where's the one, where's the one, where's the one, where's the one? | |
| Turn around! | |
| Curie going Rico weakest fuck behind you guys Fair one girl Barrow one. | |
| We got it. | |
| scrub I'm shooting her I'm shooting her. | |
| She's dropping now because she sucks. | |
| Monkey? | |
| Breaking bubble? | |
| Oh, what the fu- Zen got me, Zen got me. | |
| Yo, watch out. | |
| Appare on the right with, uh, the Sojourner. | |
| What the Doesn't get better than that Fucking bullshit, man. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| Focus me so hard. | |
| It's because I was like... | |
| Shh. | |
| Blast wrong 'cause I was shooting the fuck out of them, man. | |
| They're all weak. | |
| Bear on the left. | |
| She's probably going to try that. | |
| She's weak. | |
| She's weak. | |
| Drew, drop down. | |
| Bro, drop down. | |
| Monkey? | |
| They got a Bastion now? | |
| Surrendered, Mario. | |
| Oh shit, bear on me. | |
| It's go time. | |
| This ends now. | |
| Bones heal. | |
| Pain is temporary Scars look good I am on fire I will leave that Can't save you a lifetime Monkey, monkey's half. | |
| Monkey one, monkey one up point, monkey one up point. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Look that way. | |
| What the? | |
| Dude, these kids are on my deck, man! | |
| Feral's on point! | |
| Feral's on point with a monkey! | |
| Should I got resurrected? | |
| I'm shooting a monkey monkey. | |
| Monkey weak! | |
| Monkey weak! | |
| Fucking monkey! | |
| Monkey one! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Fucking faggots! | |
| You're gonna come out? | |
| Probably not, because it sucks. | |
| Reaper trying to come on here Oh Fucking scrubs. | |
| Dude, those kids were on my dick that round. | |
| Fuck those kids, man. | |
| Oh, they knew you were coming. | |
| Nah, I think they were pissed because on the first one I was just sitting in the corner shooting them the whole time. | |
| This kid sucks. | |
| Fuck that faggot. | |
| Oh, we climbing, baby. | |
| Baby, we're planning five now. | |
| Mary's planning. | |
| I have platinum now. | |
| We're just still trash. | |
| What's your goal? | |
| I should be at least diamond easy, man. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then with some more practice, I could definitely get to master. | |
| Right now, everyone's rank is a bit lower from last season's. | |
| Yeah, that's true. | |
| I see even pros sitting in master and I'm like what the fuck? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Master's is like top 500 right now. | |
| No one should be banned, by the way. | |
| They're saying David got banned. | |
| Guys, don't ban nobody, man. | |
| Let them talk their shit. | |
| Don't ban nobody, guys. | |
| Don't ban nobody. | |
| You have nothing to worry about, Captain. | |
| Yeah, don't ban that George guy either. | |
| Yeah, don't ban the haters. | |
| Let them fucking hate, man. | |
| Moira! | |
| I should crush you like a bug for what you've done! | |
| Did you know that certain- Where's the team? | |
| They'll pray 15 times their size. | |
| What are you saying? | |
| I'm advising my prey not to test me I | |
| Hanzo Mark | |
| Mara, one shot. | |
| We're in one shot. | |
| Got her. | |
| Her tank is dead. | |
| Her tank is dead. | |
| Let's give them their medicine. | |
| I'm on my game now. | |
| I can't anybody else I'm coming, I'm | |
| coming. | |
| I'm almost out of my own. | |
| Maga's coming through window, guys. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| He's on bridge. | |
| He's on bridge. | |
| We need repair. | |
| Reaper on you guys. | |
| Margo was shot. | |
| Er, he's out. | |
| I'm gonna admit. | |
| We gotta put some damage. | |
| It's go time! | |
| I got Visor, by the way. | |
| I'm waiting for them to actually commit to a fight. | |
| On point. | |
| And then I'm gonna Visor the fuck out of them. | |
| Reaper, Reaper, Reaper on you guys. | |
| I'm shooing it back. | |
| And there's a Light Reaper above you guys. | |
| We're in. | |
| Margo, I'm dead. | |
| Reaper right here. | |
| to your right. - Right here, right here. | |
| He's trying to teleport. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Right here. | |
| One needs to be to the left here. | |
| Hey, go inside. | |
| Take him down. | |
| Three dead. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| People here. | |
| The fuck are you, idiot. | |
| Fuck you, idiot. | |
| Just like old times. | |
| How are you going? | |
| Ah! | |
| Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! | |
| You're in common! | |
| Ha! Ha! | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| I got vizem We're putting so much pressure on these scrubs Watch out, he's gonna ult, he's gonna ult Yup, that was coming. | |
| Watch out! | |
| We first gonna ult as well? | |
| Yup, yeah he is, yeah he is. | |
| back up everybody back up no bro luckiest high noon in this faggast life bro regret that wow okay we should have full held that shit | |
| they suck biotics deployed I've got you in my sights. | |
| Oh wow. | |
| Reaper and Moira got me. | |
| She had to- If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Wish she had a mic so he could tell us. | |
| Ripper is going behind. | |
| There is a one shot. | |
| I need to heal it. | |
| That's a dead. | |
| Get out of my way or I'll run your upper under. | |
| It's go time. | |
| Where are we? | |
| Zirik. | |
| For fun Zirik. | |
| Rip the one. | |
| I'm too fast. | |
| Wow, McCree over there, McCree over there. | |
| Yeah, I'm trying to... | |
| Irrepressible. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| While behind you guys, while behind you guys. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Reaper, Reaper, Reaper on bridge. | |
| Reaper on bridge. | |
| Getting rezzed? | |
| Oh, I'm going to go. | |
| Ball. | |
| Ball coming up. | |
| McCree trying to come around as well. | |
| Reaper, Reaper, Reaper. | |
| He's one shot. | |
| Reaper weak as hell. | |
| He's trying to run. | |
| He's trying to run. | |
| He's one shot. | |
| Good finish. | |
| Moira, one over there. | |
| You right? | |
| I got you. | |
| Let's go, Rewise. | |
| Cleaning. | |
| You are the garbage man. | |
| The Chinese garbage man. | |
| Cleaning everything up, baby. | |
| I love it. | |
| Winston, one. | |
| Winston, one. | |
| Winston, one on the right. | |
| Winston, to your right. | |
| He's jumping. | |
| He's half. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| One shot on Ana. | |
| It's high time. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Ten seconds. | |
| Yes. | |
| It's McCray on your team, it's trash. | |
| Let's go. | |
| You got it. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Monkey, one shot up there. | |
| finish off now I see him I see him I see him I see him I see I see him! | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Oh my god... | |
| Fuck... | |
| *Mario's voice* Really, he ults it? | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* That's some faggot faggot move *Mario's voice* Yeah, he had to ult on both of us because he knew they wanted to go around the world *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Thanks... | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Oh, I got slapped... | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Reaper... | |
| Reaper weak... | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* One shot on Reaper. | |
| I'm looking at him. | |
| He's getting healed but I'm Monkey is still weak Mukuri weak. | |
| Mukuri is weak. | |
| He's right on the payload. | |
| He's on the payload. | |
| I shouldn't have done that shit. | |
| He's on the payload. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Thank you for the rest. | |
| Mukuri is back. | |
| Tracer went over there. | |
| Tracer one shot in there. | |
| Tracer one shot guys All right took them forever to push it We got this. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to three. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Let's fuck them up. | |
| Well, Capiton. | |
| Yep. | |
| That McCree, if he didn't get that fucking lucky-ass high noon on that first one, we would have full-held them. | |
| 100%. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| So... | |
| I noticed you don't send me bananas anymore. | |
| Your hair looks brittle, Jack. | |
| Are you taking your vitamins? | |
| Once a day just after my steak dinner More field research Ground. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Capture object A. | |
| Use caution. | |
| They got... | |
| Kree up top. | |
| Got Swerve. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Swerve. Swerve. Swerve. Swerve up top. | |
| I got one top. Swerve trying to chase you? | |
| Torb 1, Torb 1 trying to chase I'm on to Soria I'm with you, I'm with you on this area. | |
| Batter. | |
| Mercy trying to wrestle? | |
| 4 of 1 You're fucked idiot. | |
| Keep on the pocket. | |
| You suck Ellari one shot. | |
| Ellari one shot guys. | |
| Good finish There you go Lucree one shot up top Fucking scrubbing me. | |
| Percy, weep, Percy, weep. | |
| Mercy, one shot me. | |
| In the house over there on the left. | |
| Walk her up, Taser. | |
| Yeah, I'll take her back. | |
| If I can. | |
| 12 more shine that room over there. | |
| 12 more shine that room. | |
| Below you, listen. | |
| Diva's about to be out of mech over there, in the back. | |
| Bitch ran off the map because she's got trash. | |
| McCree, one shot. | |
| McCree, one shot. | |
| Finish them off, Winston. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Reaper? | |
| And Olari? | |
| Bitch jumped off the map because she sucks. | |
| Bitch is that bad. | |
| I'm taking high ground for the next fight. | |
| Stay on payload. | |
| Mercy weak. | |
| Surrender. | |
| Reaper behind you, Reaper behind you, Moira. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Reaper behind y'all. | |
| Reaper behind y'all. | |
| You guys should get it. | |
| Reaper behind y'all. | |
| Fucking faggot teleported to me. | |
| I should've ran sooner. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| And Mercy come back right now. | |
| Fuck. | |
| We're outnumbered. | |
| Stay sharp. | |
| So many. | |
| Alright. | |
| Soldier on a higher ground. | |
| Sucks. | |
| Heels coming up. | |
| He has the higher ground. | |
| I'm still fucking him up. | |
| He's a little bit of self. | |
| Move it. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Uh, uh. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Let's get this Moira. | |
| Kill the Moira, kill the Moira. | |
| And the Alari. | |
| D.Va, gotta be out of me, guys. | |
| That's a tank. | |
| Three-front pay. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Soldier! | |
| Gotta get the soldier off the high ground. | |
| Alright. | |
| I don't know why this kid got off the west end. | |
| That's soldier. | |
| You got him? | |
| Good, good, good. | |
| Nice shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Mercy fucking fragging out. | |
| Hit the Reaper. | |
| He's the last one probably Die! | |
| Die! | |
| No time for R&R Soldier league man above | |
| Soldier above Surrender to my will Soldier one, soldier one, soldier one on the high ground. | |
| The payload is going with me. | |
| Reaper, Reaper and D-Va are pointing out. | |
| *Gunshot* Outnumbered! | |
| Careful! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Firelight! | |
| 60 seconds... | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm trying to be here for you. | |
| Reaper and Deaver over here, guys. | |
| Where are we now? | |
| Get this D.Va out of me, guys. | |
| I got a visor I got a visor had to pack up we are 15 | |
| that's 9 on it on it Let's fucking go. | |
| These kids can't stop me, man. | |
| I'm the fucking man. | |
| These kids are garbage. | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| We taking the sh*t all the way. | |
| Thank you. | |
| We're moving out. | |
| Expect resistance. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm on payload right now. | |
| I do have only one of these next ones. | |
| Soldier trying to chase you? | |
| Soldier half? | |
| Trying to chase you? | |
| Winston on payload? | |
| Winston trying to chase you? | |
| Fuck him up, flame. | |
| He's half. | |
| We're a leak as fuck over there. | |
| Soldier? | |
| So 30 seconds Yeah, we gotta get them off the high ground, guys. | |
| Our Zarya sucks. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Alright, I'm coming on the right-hand side. | |
| We gotta... | |
| What the fuck? | |
| We were on top. | |
| Soldier 1! | |
| Soldier 1! | |
| Soldier dead! | |
| Moira, Moira one, Moira one. | |
| Whistling the Reaper weak on point. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Yo, they both chased after me guys. | |
| Wow. | |
| First loss. | |
| Yep. | |
| 17 and 1. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Our, uh... | |
| Our Zarya was trash, bro. | |
| Yeah, he was fucking ass. | |
| This kid sucks It's all good We'll get a better tank on the next one. | |
| Nah, these kids are gonna get smoked on this round. | |
| I'll be right back. | |
| I'll be right back. | |
| I'll be right back. | |
| I'll be right back. | |
| I was killing so many last game bro. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| I can do better. | |
| More field research. | |
| Grand. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Average IQ of a black is 85, by the way. | |
| holy shit Dave De Niro fire mods my arm banned two times after donating and subbing LMAO I'm off rumble way too woke hashtag me too oh Me too. | |
| Me too is bullshit. | |
| We all know that. | |
| Hashtag me as well? | |
| Let's destroy these scrubs. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Hans off top. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| I fucked it right. | |
| There's someone up top. | |
| I think it's on the top. | |
| Yeah, it's on the top. | |
| I'm sure they're on the top. | |
| Come on, you. | |
| Thanks. | |
| You still up there? | |
| Quick finish. | |
| This Reinhardt's under- Kree on the left? | |
| Yeah, I'm a Kree on the left and Reinhardt on the right. | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| He's gonna try to- Yep. | |
| He missed his penny sucks. | |
| The Kriana left. | |
| The Kriana's on the side. | |
| Brian Hardest week over there. | |
| I don't know what he's doing. | |
| I don't have res. | |
| He's 1hp. | |
| Ryan is one shot on the right. | |
| I'm trying Laren. | |
| This Hanzo's chasing me. | |
| I'm gonna res the tracer. | |
| Onzo, I'm fine. | |
| Come on, come on, come on. | |
| Good. | |
| Onzo got saved. | |
| He's gonna shatter. | |
| Shit, Moira weak, Moira weak. | |
| Hanzo weak. | |
| Good shit, guys. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| We did it. | |
| Ryan's on the right. | |
| Ryan's on the right. | |
| They got a Mei as well. | |
| I'm on payroll. | |
| Who's on fire? | |
| There you guys go. | |
| I am. | |
| These kids suck on the other team. | |
| Oh. | |
| Fire at will! | |
| uhhhh tank don't die? | |
| *cough* I Bees I I He wants me yeah He can't handle the heat You don't belong to the, kitchen | |
| You gotta hands over He's the last one. | |
| Thanks, Doc. | |
| I killed you? | |
| Yeah, the Hansel got me. | |
| He sucks, though. | |
| That warms the bones. | |
| Never happened. | |
| *Balloon* *Balloon* Full of Shatter coming. | |
| *Balloon* Ah, hold on, I can res that. | |
| One second. | |
| Resing? | |
| Ah, the soldier. | |
| Reinhardt is weak. | |
| Reinhardt is weak. | |
| Reinhardt is weak. | |
| These kids are terrible. | |
| They're not. | |
| This Reinhardner is trash. | |
| I've had a visor for a minute. | |
| I don't even use it It was a-swapped We're on the wall | |
| I don't even know what the fuck | |
| I got this I can press you Not good David says fire mods okay Some other idiot said something. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| What do you got to say? | |
| He said, Brian will surpass FNF because... | |
| Because of this video game. | |
| Shaken is a huge interview. | |
| And... | |
| What else did this idiot say? | |
| And Meyer dropping the ball by losing his voice. | |
| Game after the interview. | |
| Not before. | |
| Incredible, bro. | |
| Yo, can we win this first hold? | |
| I got to go. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| we're gonna hold it we're gonna get a first hold every soldier needs a cause What's the most crazy thing you've seen as a doctor? | |
| Well, there was one pilot who was lost in time. | |
| Oh, right. | |
| That was an adventure. | |
| Sorry about that. | |
| Don't be. | |
| You were worth it. | |
| Don't ban him, guys. | |
| Let them fucking say whatever they want to say. | |
| Hello. | |
| Shout out to all the people that try to compare us to whatever podcast. | |
| Doesn't even come close. | |
| Fucking clowns. | |
| Bro, that guy is so monotone. | |
| I can't even watch that shit. | |
| Fucking idiots try to compare us to them, dude. | |
| Incredible. | |
| Talk to me when Brian teaches you guys how to make money. | |
| Or how to get girls. | |
| Or how to get a blue collar job. | |
| Or how to invest in real estate. | |
| How about that? | |
| Then you can compare the two, you fucking faggots. | |
| Fucking idiots, man. | |
| Let me come close. | |
| They have a somber? | |
| Let's get the trash. | |
| Oh, fuck! | |
| Listen, listen. | |
| He's half. | |
| I feel bad for this murder. | |
| He's always trying to heal this sorry ass tank on their team. | |
| Setting up bats. | |
| Hunter in the back. | |
| Iman's in the back. | |
| Oh, they got a road on now. | |
| And a chaser. | |
| She's one, she's one. | |
| She's one good finish. | |
| And she's one good finish. | |
| She's one good finish. | |
| I'm gonna go. | |
| Told you guys the Punisher would continue. | |
| We lost one game now these dragons are gonna go to the game Nice look stupid, so they are coming They get ready for a console Tracer, now it's here | |
| I got him in the back again That's better Odds | |
| are weak I got him in the back again I got him in the back again You're dead? | |
| Do a nigger one shot I don't get fucked He's down one These kids are getting destroyed. | |
| This should be illegal. | |
| Facts. | |
| they're going to destroyed. | |
| I see it. | |
| Nice try. | |
| Stupid fire. | |
| Surrender to my loyalty. | |
| Can't reflect that. | |
| Can't reflect that. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I'm on you, I'm on you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'll have room. | |
| You're an idiot one. | |
| Fire at will! | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Okay, I'm gonna res you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh, there's a widow far right. | |
| They're getting on point. | |
| Or far left. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Ten seconds. | |
| Stand strong! | |
| We can do this! | |
| Hey can I get another Starbucks? | |
| Revenge! | |
| The beatings will continue. | |
| It's only because we had the... | |
| We had a really bad tank, that's why. | |
| *phone rings* Yeah, that tank really put us back. | |
| This one was way better I don't know I don't know I don't know Okay. | |
| Yeah, what's what's that? | |
| Yeah, Are you doing after hours with Candice? | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Let's put that. | |
| Remember what we're fighting for Knowledge is its own All right | |
| Alright, let's destroy these scripts. | |
| Roberto just texted me out. | |
| I'm on stream right now. | |
| Just texted me. | |
| Oh, they got the sightseeing. | |
| I've got men. | |
| You need to. | |
| Shit man. | |
| I'm trying to rebuild. | |
| Come on in. | |
| Let's make a scene. | |
| Flash point. | |
| I'm not. | |
| The enemy has got to fire up. | |
| Tracer on record. | |
| I'm on next to the point. | |
| Take the point. | |
| Tracer, tracer around the side. | |
| Push out on her. | |
| Good finish. | |
| This next interval. | |
| Shit, sorry guys, I got the shot. | |
| You got sights on this room? | |
| *Clears throat* Enza. | |
| Alright, he just used the storm arrow to the other floor. | |
| Back out there, guys. | |
| Back out. | |
| He's flipped or ain't got a choice Got a new friend *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* I'm good | |
| We're not, these kids are bad. | |
| They chased me all around the map and barely got me. | |
| I unplugged it. | |
| Tess, Tess, Tess. | |
| It's going there. | |
| We good now? | |
| Let me know. | |
| I think so. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Yo, can you guys hear me? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, okay sweet sweet I'll try to repay the favor | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Three of them over there. | |
| I didn't realize that. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still hurting. | |
| I got you, I got you. | |
| We're gonna kill him over here. | |
| Leave out of me. | |
| Leave out of me. | |
| We good. | |
| Good. | |
| Deep is out of me. | |
| We got him where we want him. | |
| What are you trapping here? | |
| He didn't trap anybody in here. | |
| This dude's retarded. | |
| Nope. | |
| Oh, thank you so much. | |
| I'm so dinged. | |
| Back off three! | |
| We are end. | |
| Come on, I'm coming. | |
| Come on. | |
| See if I have to get back home. | |
| There's a Mercy over here somewhere next to you, Tracer. | |
| Where's the McCree? | |
| Marga, please tell me you got your McCree. | |
| Oh shit, I'm about to die. | |
| Or not We're on point Oh Oh | |
| Who's on fire? | |
| Oh, this Hanzo No, no, I have to stop, do ya! | |
| The objective must be defended Alright, yeah, we got this guys, we got this, um... | |
| I hate this map so much. | |
| Group up. | |
| Alright, we're here. | |
| Anto. | |
| Anto on the left. | |
| No storm arrow. | |
| Mercy one. | |
| Onto we come point to Don't let this diva killer I'm shooting the D.va. | |
| Hanzo dead. | |
| Keep out of me. | |
| He's dead. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Good shit. | |
| One more. | |
| Secured. | |
| Next, flashpoint, the ducks. | |
| Hello there. | |
| I'm here to support. | |
| Feel stronger? | |
| I'm gonna shoot my run. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Hanzo with the- Hanzo switch. | |
| Mercy's so weak, goddammit. | |
| She wasted a rest though. | |
| the shoe is gonna rest so we're up one Soldier on one shot over there guys. | |
| Whoa, Lucia behind me. | |
| With the D.Va's mekkah's I got my sword. | |
| I need help, I need help, I'm gonna die. | |
| We are unsuccessful. | |
| Damn. | |
| Fucking gay, man. | |
| We got it, thank you, dude. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Fucking bullshit-ass ultimate, man. | |
| I got a visor for this fight. | |
| You're here? | |
| Alright cool. | |
| Hanzo's below over there. | |
| Yeah, he's doing the right. | |
| Just on him. | |
| There you go! | |
| Isshira's a fucking faggot knocking him off the high ground. | |
| What is that melody?! | |
| The universe that's fagging coming! | |
| Don't die guys, don't die. | |
| Hanzo on the right. | |
| Okay, they just wasted a beat. | |
| Hanzo one, Hanzo one on the left. | |
| Sorry on our mercy. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| I'm out of fire. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Scrubs. | |
| Easy. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Fucking god. | |
| Yeah, okay, Hanto. | |
| Scrub. | |
| He tried. | |
| He's holding it for Overwatch 3. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I didn't play good that round. | |
| my first bad game probably. | |
| I'll probably go for like one or two more games, guys, then I gotta get off. | |
| *sad music* Gotcha, gotcha. | |
| Okay. | |
| Show's gonna be really good. | |
| yeah see I'm excited for the show every soldier needs a cause Who's ready to have some fun? | |
| Is Candace Owens, like, a reptile as well? | |
| Pretty much, yeah. | |
| Much lies in store. | |
| Let us see to it. | |
| Back to playing the hero? | |
| I never stopped! | |
| Unlike you, the world doesn't want us, Wilhelm. | |
| At least I can realize that Not even just be honest I'll read after. | |
| No, I think you can tell me about it. | |
| Shot skills. | |
| We got Doomfist. | |
| Torb turret down. | |
| I'm okay, that was fine. | |
| I'm shooting Torb. | |
| Doomfisting Torb. | |
| Doomfisting. | |
| Is that weak top right? | |
| Soldier 1, Soldier 1, Soldier 1. | |
| Soldier 1, Soldier 1, Soldier 1. | |
| I'm back, I'm back. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Sorry, my dad, guys. | |
| They can't get away with this. | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| My power emanates! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Bash him, bash him, bash him on the right. | |
| Moving to Halo. | |
| We got it? | |
| Romance are coming up top. | |
| Romance are coming up top. | |
| He solo hammered them. | |
| hilarious is a match up there finish I'm on fire big stanger life I hear Bastion now, no worry about it. | |
| That's right there. | |
| I've got meds. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Unustainable for our left. | |
| My two can't beat them. | |
| That warms the bones. | |
| Tracer one shot. | |
| I think we've just saved them. | |
| They're broken. | |
| May I? | |
| Dada, there's endless. | |
| The payload has reached the checkpoint. | |
| How much damage is in my area? | |
| The combat is in my area. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| Halo secured. | |
| Enemy fighting. | |
| Everyone heal up. | |
| New machine room. | |
| I am. | |
| Ramatra is half right here. | |
| I'm fucking him up. | |
| Shoot him. | |
| Shoot him. | |
| We rise. | |
| Fuck him up. | |
| Shoot him with you guys. | |
| Stay. | |
| I'm a man on a mission. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| I'm on this Reaper. | |
| I'm with you on this Reaper. | |
| I'm with you on this Reaper. | |
| We can get him. | |
| Arouser. | |
| Bro, he's one. | |
| He's one. | |
| He's one. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I thought you were going to get him, bro. | |
| I tried, bro. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I heard you were gonna get him, bro. | |
| I tried, bro. | |
| I'll give it to you, bro. | |
| Let's go Mercedes. | |
| That's the only reason I chase them is that they rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go That's fine Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, | |
| okay. okay. | |
| Wow, Light Beaver just saved as Sawyer's. | |
| I'm still waiting for you, though. | |
| Oh, I got it! | |
| I got it! | |
| Wow Wow focusing on the turn They'll regret right on our team is returning online is going We broke top repro top we're celebrating He's weak as fuck. | |
| I got it! | |
| We need to finish him. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| It's ends up there too. | |
| Uh, turret is far. | |
| Shooting at it. | |
| Turn down. | |
| I got it in this room! | |
| Lightweaver and Reaper up top. | |
| Watch out him. | |
| Oh. | |
| Wow. | |
| The Lightweaver and Reaper up top. | |
| Okay. | |
| This shit's starting to piss me off. | |
| I know what we gotta do, guys. | |
| Guys, we gotta take the Hydron. | |
| Alright, group up, group up, group up. | |
| Moira, Tracer, back up a bit if you guys can. | |
| We gotta take high ground. | |
| Yeah, Reaper's on top right now. | |
| I'm taking high ground with Moira. | |
| Reaper's still up here. | |
| He's looking at me. | |
| Feeling spry. | |
| Disrupted. | |
| Reaper here? | |
| Reaper up here? | |
| Moira? | |
| Yeah, he's one shot. | |
| Oh my god, this is like... | |
| Reaper, one shot below. | |
| Reaper, one shot below you, Rice. | |
| The Macho dead. | |
| I'm out your death. | |
| Read for dead. | |
| Read for one HP. | |
| Good shit, Mercy. | |
| I don't see the Zen. | |
| Watch out for the turret though. | |
| I don't want to lose the high ground. | |
| They're fucking... | |
| I'll reaper up here. | |
| I'll Reaper up here right now. | |
| You're first-rate mode? | |
| Got him, got him. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| Push in. | |
| Let's go. | |
| They're popping everything. | |
| It don't matter though. | |
| Ramatra weak, Ramatra weak, yes Ramatra one, Ramatra one, Ramatra one Bastion weak on the right *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* | |
| I'm still alive somehow Oh no! | |
| Mercy, if you arrest me, I got fuckin' high ground up there. | |
| Yeah, if you can't, don't worry about it. | |
| I'll just say, you guys just need to touch the point. | |
| Oh shit, you did it. | |
| Kiriko up here. | |
| She dropped down, she dropped down. | |
| I'm shooting this, sir. | |
| I'm shooting this, sir. | |
| Mercy, she can get in there. | |
| You're good. | |
| Turret gone. | |
| Ramacho weak. | |
| Ramacho weak. | |
| Kariko with him? | |
| He's weak. | |
| Ramacho 1. | |
| Ramacho 1 Keep moving that shit, Zen. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| All right. | |
| Got some chats here. | |
| Bishop, excuse David. | |
| His mom left his dad for a black guy. | |
| His sister had a train run on her by 10 black guys, and his girl had a black man's baby and makes David pay child support. | |
| Goddamn, Bishop. | |
| And then we got B. Corey goes, J from FX, real nigga gaming. | |
| Please check your email for paid collaboration. | |
| All right, now we got MyronGainz. | |
| Did LordGainz really lose his voice game prior to Candice Bro? | |
| LMFAO Bro said, fuck FNF, I'm a gamer now. | |
| David B. Cuck, supporting FNF and having a chat laugh at you, worth every penny, unlike your broke-ass dollar, uh, $10 dono. | |
| Go back to the shack at your incest neighborhood and fuck a goat as you do every night. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| Shout out to you shitting on these faggots. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| A mech as flashy as yours will show up on every radar. | |
| That's just the way I like it. | |
| Yeah, um, where's the Starbucks thing? | |
| Oh, it's coming. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Be quick, because it's already 423. | |
| Well, maybe I gamed a little, too. | |
| Is this your last game, Myron? | |
| Yeah, this will probably be my last one. | |
| Or maybe... | |
| Yeah, I'll go... | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let me see what... | |
| or one more So when are we gonna make a shirt or get in the backpack? | |
| Five. | |
| That needs to happen. | |
| Three. | |
| Two. | |
| One. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| Coming through, wipe them out! | |
| Intercept that for you! | |
| Sojourn leap. | |
| No, me. | |
| God damn. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Oh, good race, good race. | |
| Okay, okay, hold on. | |
| I'm gonna get better position. | |
| Oh, I got- use my heals, use my heals. | |
| I know. | |
| He was automatic. | |
| Soldier on one shot, soldier on one shot. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Fucking shit, man. | |
| Good finish, good finish. | |
| Oh! | |
| I have you. | |
| I don't have you. | |
| I don't understand. | |
| I rub some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| That payload's not going anywhere. | |
| Careful where I'm going faster. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Roadhog's about to feed. | |
| I can touch. | |
| Then as we can about Try to shoot on the bike out like we brought up Okay, that's one Three. | |
| Good shit. | |
| But what a fucking hold. | |
| Good shit, guys. | |
| Alright, let's set up. | |
| Let's set up. | |
| Taking high ground over here. | |
| A bunch of them over there. | |
| Oh shit, Mei. | |
| Winston. | |
| Nice thing. | |
| One shot of Sojourn below. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Oh shit, Winston army. | |
| Winston weak over here. | |
| I'm with you, WeRise. | |
| I'm with you on this one, same thing. | |
| I'm with you on this one, same thing. | |
| Halo's on the move. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| This ends now. | |
| No, it doesn't end, bitch. | |
| You end. | |
| Fuck out of here. | |
| Oh, sweet. | |
| It's delivered to target. | |
| Fuck you, whore. | |
| Oh, Zengan light pulled. | |
| It don't matter, though. | |
| Still get rocked, faggot. | |
| How do you get pulled and still die? | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Ow! | |
| That's my fault. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Don't worry about it, bro. | |
| It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. | |
| We're all, yeah. | |
| You'll get back quick. | |
| Taking high ground again. | |
| These kids are getting destroyed. | |
| Winston? | |
| Winston trying to dive me? | |
| *Gunshot* Just me. | |
| Check. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| May I meet you? | |
| I need help. | |
| Oh god, I'm about to die. | |
| You guys are fucking the goats. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh, you guys fucked her up. | |
| Aan is about to kill me though. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Good kill, bro. | |
| Listen on the right into the iris | |
| I got my visor | |
| Fuck. | |
| Damn it. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Scrubs got it. | |
| Fashion week below. | |
| Your payload's on the move. | |
| Stop them. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Fashion week, fashion week, fashion week. | |
| Aw. | |
| He's weak in that room down there. | |
| He's one shot. | |
| Zen week, Zen week over there. | |
| Doom faggot, Doom faggot. | |
| I can't, I can't, I can't. | |
| Doom fist week, Doom fist week. | |
| Then one shot down there. | |
| Yeah, I'm backing up. | |
| Hit him with a hit. | |
| Woah, what the fuck? | |
| Wow. | |
| Kofus got us. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Not lucky as hell. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| You cannot escape me. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Zen over there on the left. | |
| Touch it, touch it, touch it. | |
| I'm 88's advisor. | |
| Stop it. | |
| Wow, they popped everything. | |
| This is weak in there. | |
| This is... | |
| Nice. | |
| Good pick. | |
| Fuckin. | |
| Yeah, he sucks, bro. | |
| I'm not good at it. | |
| I'm not good at it. | |
| Knock me down and I'll keep getting back up Good Shit I'm on Oh shit. | |
| Watch out, there's a soldier behind us somewhere. | |
| He's on payload. | |
| He's dead. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Impersonate somebody else. | |
| Alright, we hold it here, guys. | |
| We hold them here. | |
| These kids suck. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Tracer, don't die. | |
| We hold them here. | |
| I got a visor, by the way, too. | |
| Doomfist, don't die, bro. | |
| I don't know why you're all the way up front there. | |
| Yo, Zen? | |
| Zen behind? | |
| Good kill. | |
| Up here comes Bastards. | |
| What? | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Yeah, Bastards are on shooting me. | |
| Shit. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Kill him, guys. | |
| Kill him. | |
| He's an idiot. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I don't think you need to waste the res. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Go have him for the next fight. | |
| What's their cooldown on it? | |
| 30 seconds. | |
| 30 seconds? | |
| Alright, we'll have it. | |
| We'll have it. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| I didn't even see the Bastard come up from the left. | |
| Guys, hold over here, man. | |
| Hold over here, guys. | |
| You guys are way too forward. | |
| Soldier, keep coming. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Don't die. | |
| Alright, back up. | |
| We just lost our dune fist. | |
| We got ults. | |
| Let's see what he does. | |
| Stupid. | |
| Nice try, though. | |
| Dune fist on point. | |
| Dune fist on point. | |
| He's on me. | |
| Need help. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| I've got you in my sight. | |
| Doofus army, I'm trying to kill him. | |
| Doofus one! | |
| Soldier one, let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| He got the beat down, but it don't matter because they're gonna still die. | |
| Kariqo week, Kariqo week. | |
| Kariqo week. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Faggots! | |
| 23 and 1, bro. | |
| Holy shit Play of the game those kids got We went 23 and 1 I I Nice. | |
| Has to be like the best like win streak like ever. | |
| Nah, fax. | |
| We've won... | |
| How many games did we win? | |
| We lost... | |
| We're 20 and 1? | |
| 23, bro. | |
| 23 and 1? | |
| Nice. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We only lost one. | |
| I see. | |
| We should have won as well. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| Earlier. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| I'm asking... | |
| I kind of want to do one more because I know I'd hit my Platinum 4. | |
| But... | |
| But I think she's going to be here. | |
| Huh? | |
| You have to go, no? | |
| Yeah, I'm going to get one more drink. | |
| I think it's good to leave it off on that. | |
| Yeah, we'll leave off on that. | |
| I'll play with you Ninjas later tonight because I'll probably... | |
| We'll be done with all of our shows by like... | |
| I think we'll be done with everything by like 9. | |
| Oh, we got 13,000 of y'all Ninjas watching on Twitter too? | |
| 13,000, bro. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| 16K watching total. | |
| So, can you guys play at 9? | |
| Eastern Standard Time? | |
| That's in about five hours. | |
| That's about 12 p.m. | |
| on my time. | |
| That'll be 12 p.m. | |
| your time? | |
| A.M. A.M.? All right, Chinaman, we playing, right? | |
| We playing. | |
| I'm on winter break. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| We climbing today then. | |
| All right, we'll be back at... | |
| All right, so guys, we'll be back online, Overwatch. | |
| We call it 9 p.m. | |
| Eastern Standard Time. | |
| Does that work for everybody? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know what? | |
| Let's say this. | |
| Let's say 10 p.m. | |
| Eastern Standard Time because who knows if the show's going to go a little bit later. | |
| But yeah, Candice is going to be on after hours, guys. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| But she's got to be out early. | |
| So, but I'll give it another, you know, I'll shoot for 9, but realistically, let's say 10 p.m. | |
| at the latest. | |
| All right? | |
| Does that work for everybody? | |
| Yennefer, Rise, and Flame, all you fags? | |
| All right. | |
| Hold on, I have to ask my man. | |
| Is it okay if I play later tonight? | |
| That's fine. | |
| Okay, we good. | |
| Nice, nice, nice. | |
| Alright, 9pm, the beatings will continue. | |
| So, we'll play, I'll be back on at like 10. | |
| Well, I'll be back on, if I'm done early, I'll get back on, but we'll officially start streaming at 10. | |
| Cool? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'll watch the show. | |
| No, you ain't watching. | |
| You playing, faggot. | |
| Oh, you're going to watch the show. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Watch the show, and then I'll catch you guys back here 10 p.m. | |
| So, guys, we're going to do the Candace Owens interview at about 5.15-ish. | |
| She's going to be here around 5, so in about 30 minutes. | |
| And then we're going to do the... | |
| After hours, right after that, and then after that, we're going to go ahead and give you another Overwatch stream. | |
| We're 23-1. | |
| We're going to continue the win streak, and the beatings will continue. | |
| We'll catch you guys back here. | |
| Love y'all, ninjas. | |
| All right. | |
| We'll catch you guys. | |
| Peace. | |
| I'm going to end the stream here. | |
| Love you guys. | |
| Fresh and fit. | |
| Tune in right now. | |
| Candice Owens in about 30 minutes. | |
| All right, guys? |
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