Feb. 8, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
04:25:36
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| All right. | |
| All right, all right, all right, guys. | |
| I think we are live. | |
| Hold on one second. | |
| There we go. | |
| Let me see here. | |
| I'm going to check Rumble right now, make sure that we're good. | |
| But we should be live now. | |
| What's up, what's up, ninjas? | |
| We are going hard to pay for y'all, man. | |
| Three streams, one day. | |
| Hardest work of podcasts on the internet, my friends. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Should be good here. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| All right, guys, bear with me here. | |
| Hmm. | |
| I don't know why this thing's acting like this. | |
| We should be live here now. | |
| Give me a second, guys. | |
| Double checking, double checking, making sure that we are good. | |
| All right. | |
| Cool. | |
| All right. | |
| Awesome. | |
| Awesome. | |
| We are live. | |
| Perfect. | |
| All right. | |
| So we're going to go ahead, guys, and start the matchmaking. | |
| We're going to get right into this thing. | |
| All right. | |
| Test, test, test. | |
| One, two, three. | |
| Give me ones in the chat if we are good. | |
| Give me ones in the chat if y'all can hear me. | |
| We should be good Boom I'm going to try to interact with y'all more on this one. | |
| Let's go ahead and warm up. | |
| Okay, I don't hear the sound yet, so let's go ahead. | |
| Sound. | |
| Voice chat. | |
| General, we gotta make this. | |
| I think. | |
| Alright. | |
| Okay, y'all can hear me? | |
| Give me one in the chat if you guys can hear the game. | |
| Y'all should be able to hear the game too. | |
| Give me one in the chat, y'all can hear the game. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Give me two in the chat if you guys can't hear the game. | |
| Okay. | |
| So we got... | |
| Okay, y'all can't hear the game? | |
| Okay. | |
| All right, let me turn my volume up a little bit. | |
| Okay, not the game. | |
| Okay, hold on. | |
| Options. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Sound. | |
| Then it should be main. | |
| I think y'all should be able to hear it now. | |
| Give me ones if you guys can hear the game now. | |
| Give me ones if y'all can hear it. | |
| Now I just switched it to main. | |
| Roadcaster promaine. | |
| Okay, good, but lower your mic, okay? | |
| Alright, I lowered my mic. | |
| You should be good now, so I make sure I'm not peeking or anything else. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I could lower my mic a bit. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm looking at the audio right now. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Give me ones if y'all can hear everything good now. | |
| You can hear the game, and you can hear me. | |
| Give me ones if everything is good. | |
| Actually, give me a three if everything is good. | |
| Give me a three if everything is good. | |
| A three. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's how I know that we really got it. | |
| Three if everything is good. | |
| I'm too loud and the game is too quiet. | |
| Alright, three. | |
| I'm starting to see some threes. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Cool three. | |
| All right. | |
| Alright, perfect, perfect. | |
| So let me go ahead. | |
| What I'll do for y'all... | |
| Because purposely, just so you guys know, I never have the music loud. | |
| I always have the music low. | |
| So... | |
| So I always have, just so you guys hear, so this is my sound options. | |
| I always have sound effects pretty high. | |
| Alright? | |
| So I can hear footsteps and shit. | |
| I always have the music low. | |
| So... | |
| Alright, test, test, test. | |
| 1, 2, 3. | |
| Let me see here if I can go into chat. | |
| Alright, test, test, test. | |
| Yeah, guys, so I'm still voice band. | |
| Niggas got me voice banned. | |
| What I'll do is after this game, I'm going to go ahead and leave the game and then come back. | |
| And then hopefully we should be good. | |
| Do you count on me? | |
| Good choice. | |
| I count on you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Y'all ninjas ready? | |
| Bro! | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Hanzo's such a gay-ass character, bro. | |
| Alright. | |
| So you don't want to poke him guys Back enough because I don't want to get one shot again Gay-ass dude with a bow and arrow. | |
| See, so we don't have a shield, so we're already at a disadvantage. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay, I don't like this position. | |
| Let's get a little bit of cover here. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, I'mma get fresh in here, guys. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| He's on... | |
| He said that he's got a pack and shit, so... | |
| He's gonna be in soon. | |
| I've already died fucking three times. | |
| this is in the link okay y'all | |
| man Hanzo's so fucking gay, dude. | |
| Be cautious. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Okay, my tank isn't making space. | |
| All right, I got a visor. | |
| I'm gonna try to get a flank here if I can. | |
| God, what the fu- How?! | |
| Dude. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, so now that I know that Zen is dead, I'm gonna flank them. | |
| And run a visor. | |
| Because he can't use transcendence to save them. | |
| Okay, I might not need to do it then. | |
| I might not need to do it. | |
| Killing that Mercy. | |
| This fucking loser. | |
| Nice. | |
| We got some picks right now. | |
| Alright, I got a visor for Alright, | |
| They used Transcendence so I'm gonna get in there and try to flank them. | |
| Fuck man! | |
| *Sigh* Alright, first game, chat. | |
| I am fucking gotta get my shit together here. | |
| Gotta warm up here. | |
| My aim is a little rusty. | |
| Follow my lead. | |
| I've been through more of these than I can count. | |
| Hello there. | |
| Do not get in my way. | |
| All right. | |
| Alright, ninjas. | |
| Three, two, one. | |
| Round two. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| What? | |
| That was fine. | |
| alright they got a widow okay this is tough the objective is good | |
| god damn alright We got this shit. | |
| Help me! | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Biotic support. | |
| Oh what the fuck you bitch! | |
| *Gunshot* Need some fucking heals, Mercy. | |
| Yo, what the f- Yo, our healers are retarded. | |
| Oh. | |
| Man. | |
| Literally no HP, man. | |
| Niggas just let me die, bro. | |
| Annoying ass man. - I need to finish. | |
| Oh, they were both about to get rocked. | |
| And I- Right! | |
| When I have a Roadhog as my fucking tank, bro. | |
| Just thieves the whole time. | |
| Gonna take an off angle here. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| The Unloading Squad. | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| Alright, that's fine. | |
| Create a distraction for the Roadhog to fucking... | |
| That Roadhog better kill them all, bro. | |
| Okay. | |
| So I altered, they all looked at me, and then they gave him the opportunity to go in there and all and fucked him up. | |
| It's a new. | |
| I'm going to go. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I'm going to go. | |
| So good they'll regret that Row I'm not getting no fucking support, bro. | |
| I don't know if you guys catch this shit, but like... | |
| I don't think I've gotten healed one time this round, man. | |
| Bro. | |
| I fucking lost this shit man. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Dude's name is Vegan Homo bro. | |
| Had a nigga on our team named Vegan Homo. | |
| What a fucking faggot, man. | |
| No wonder we lost. | |
| play of the game this dude trash man that'll turn your head it's happening bullshit I need to warm up. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| As y'all can see, that didn't turn out too well. | |
| Had some sorry-ass teammates. | |
| I didn't get healed one time, bro. | |
| So, let's go ahead and warm up a little bit here. | |
| Actually, you know what? | |
| We'll search while we play. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| No wasting time. Custom. | |
| Aim warm up All right, so we're gonna go ahead and just make this shit hard off rip Movement hard. | |
| All right, let's get it I gave you a chance Keep in mind guys that I have to shit at the hardest movement So they're gonna be, like, ducking and dodging and shit. | |
| And yeah, I'm using the mouse and keyboard, guys, by the way. | |
| This is me. | |
| I've been doing this now for roughly 10 days, maybe? | |
| Mouse and keyboard? | |
| Still getting used to it. | |
| I want to say I've mastered it, but I'm pretty proficient now. | |
| But it's definitely different, I'll play out at. | |
| Warm it up here a bit. | |
| And there's people that do this for like 20 minutes before our game even starts, guys. | |
| You know? | |
| I just went in cold bucket, staying yellow. | |
| Lucio's one of the harder characters to hit. | |
| Going on. | |
| You can't beat me. | |
| Let's try something out. | |
| *Gunshot* Alright, we got a game. | |
| I'm gonna play a healer on this one. | |
| *BOOM* Alright, so we got... so we got... | |
| What do you think we should title the video guys? | |
| Get a take on you guys. | |
| What do you guys think? | |
| Tell me. | |
| From last night's After Hours. | |
| I was really out there. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Capture Objective A That God damn you guys are taking hell of damage man You can barely keep his niggas alive | |
| I just saved that break fight. | |
| Alright, Lightning Link is up, man. | |
| Now we're getting some picks. | |
| That was a really good window by me, oh my god. | |
| come on man Honestly, it's our call. | |
| This is like a trap. | |
| Wow. | |
| Alright! | |
| We used two or three ultimates and got, I think, one kill. | |
| The Junker on our team is trash. | |
| Kill this bitch! | |
| Goddammit! | |
| There we go. | |
| There we go. | |
| Looks like we got the point. | |
| I got another window Oh Oh Oh Oh Reach out! | |
| Speed back, stayin' Jeddy! stayin' Jeddy! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Aw, I'm looking so long there. | |
| You look better. | |
| Shout out to Andrew, she's here packing up my Vegas bag right now. | |
| She's coming with us. | |
| Uh, I can bring her Chelsea, that's fine. | |
| The night is young. | |
| Why are we not pushing this shit, man? | |
| Bitch, fuck you. | |
| Oh, the aim is on now! | |
| Aim is on now! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Push the payload, you scrubs! | |
| That bitch's running! | |
| About to have my third window already. | |
| the carry is here gonna get have to get another window go Alright. | |
| On this next one, I'm about to jump in with the window. | |
| Watch this shit, guys. | |
| I'm about to fuck them up. | |
| Alright now that the maze is gone. | |
| Let them out! | |
| Ah! | |
| Here we go. | |
| That window gave us the power man Oh shit Oh, nice job, Zen. | |
| Bitch, God, fuck. fuck. | |
| New Seamoon! | |
| New Seamoon! | |
| Get into the field! | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines! | |
| Aor, all the way out! | |
| How the fuck are we still going? | |
| Yeah, bitch. | |
| You better run. | |
| Hey, let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! Let's go! | |
| Fucking faggots! | |
| I'm the window man! | |
| Okay? | |
| I'm about to call myself Windex. | |
| How often I get this fucking ultimate. | |
| I just popped that shit whenever, man. | |
| We Windex now, baby Okay, we're dead we're dead here | |
| This man's getting pocketed and still fucking barely killing me. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| I'll look into the snapshot situation. | |
| I hear about it, but I'll look it up. | |
| I don't know why our zone was over there. | |
| I don't know why our zone was over there. | |
| Ah, shit! | |
| Had another window too, man. | |
| Score! | |
| Two to zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Repair your defenses. | |
| hmm select your hero I'm trying to find | |
| I want to hear what you guys want the title of the show to be. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Another day, another battlefield. another battlefield. | |
| I've done things I'm not proud of. | |
| Time to start making up for it. | |
| Alright guys, give me some titles for what y'all want me to call the show tonight that we did. | |
| That was a good panel man We got lazy turtle in here, bro I think he's a chat ninja | |
| You're fucked, idiot idiot No kill for that. | |
| A round of healing. | |
| So I'm taking a side angle here, healing them, guys. | |
| Because they're taking a lot of damage. | |
| Whoa turtle what the fuck you doing bro? | |
| Oh my god, that's way too much damage Fuck | |
| Oh Oh You're leaving? | |
| Okay, so I'll meet you back here at like 7? | |
| Be back here at 7. | |
| Because we're going to leave at like 7.20. | |
| Alright? | |
| Thanks for packing my bag. | |
| Alright, friend. | |
| Be out to Andy. | |
| He's out, guys. | |
| 3 seconds, 3 hours, you know how to attack yourself. | |
| Let's stop that payload from getting any further! | |
| Reality stands to my way. | |
| In performance! | |
| Let them out! | |
| The conflict has found us. | |
| Let's get you all better! | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I didn't even see him there. | |
| Just snuck up. | |
| Tur- That | |
| That was a late ass tranquility man. | |
| Alright, that was a good bomb. | |
| I'm gonna be able to get this. | |
| I'm gonna be able to get this. | |
| You know, this is a good one. | |
| I'm gonna be able to get this. | |
| I'm gonna be able to get this. | |
| So, I'm gonna be able to get this. | |
| I'm gonna be able to get this. | |
| That was stupid. | |
| I shouldn't have done that. | |
| We gotta hold him. | |
| Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. | |
| Bro. | |
| How stupid questions would be in that quarter like that? | |
| Yo, what the fuck, man? | |
| Man? | |
| Team is trapped. | |
| 15,000 healing, bro! | |
| Come on, man! | |
| Team is garbage. | |
| How much damage is that? | |
| Bruh. | |
| Alright, let's see if Black-Ass Fresh is on him. | |
| Alright, he's in. | |
| I mean, wait this nigga. | |
| Yeah, fresh. fresh. | |
| Okay, I don't think you can hear me. | |
| Alright, let me... | |
| Let me leave the game real quick. | |
| Exit to desktop. | |
| Then open the game back up. | |
| Give me one sec, guys. | |
| I'm gonna open the game back up. | |
| Hopefully we'll be able to circumvent this voice band. | |
| We're opening it back up, guys. guys. | |
| guys. | |
| Give me one sec. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| We're opening up Overwatch right now. | |
| Give me one sec, guys. | |
| So let's see here. | |
| It's not Perks, you losers. | |
| It's blueberries. | |
| Somebody else saying popping perks, you mean popping blueberries, bro. | |
| We ain't healthy over here, baby. | |
| I just had some hummus, chicken and steak, and then obviously I always get some fruit as well. | |
| So, alright, we'll launch an Overwatch right now. | |
| Alright, ninjas, what do y'all want me to name the show that we just did? | |
| Let me know what y'all think. | |
| Let's get some Let's see here. | |
| Let's see what the chat says. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's see if we're back in. | |
| Oh! | |
| Is it chat? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let's see if we can get fresh gay self in here. | |
| Invite him. | |
| Yo! | |
| Yo, yo, yo. | |
| Can you hear me, faggot? | |
| Oh, we lit now! | |
| We circumvented it. | |
| Y'all can see my name on the side. | |
| That means I circumvented it. | |
| Let's fucking go, baby. | |
| Niggas can't stop us. | |
| They had me voice banned. | |
| I just closed the game out and then opened it back up. | |
| And the next thing you know, guess what? | |
| I'm fucking here, baby. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Now niggas can hear me. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Okay. | |
| Uh... | |
| Okay, let's see here. | |
| Uh... | |
| Yeah, I'm the one that names the shows, guys. | |
| Girl wants to be put into a cage and then this happened. | |
| That's actually kind of funny. | |
| Yeah, maybe I'll name it that. | |
| I'm coming up with a title for the show. | |
| Alright, let me... | |
| I'll fucking do that shit. | |
| That's actually funny. | |
| That's actually kind of funny. | |
| Are you packed already? | |
| Yeah, Angie came by and did it. | |
| Nice. | |
| See, this is what happens when you're not with whores all the time. | |
| Well, I already packed. | |
| Could have had a chick do it for you, loser. | |
| Eh, I'll do it myself. | |
| I hate packing, bro. | |
| I mean, just two pairs of pants. | |
| Shirts. | |
| Something cold over there. | |
| It is gonna be cold. | |
| Uh, yeah. | |
| I gotta put that... | |
| Actually, I'll get it after this game. | |
| Oh, I'm DPS? Okay, let's fucking go. | |
| Alright, go into team chat, faggot. | |
| Team chat, team chat. | |
| Oh, you know what? | |
| Yo, uh... | |
| Walt. | |
| Yo, Walt. | |
| You wanna try something? | |
| What? | |
| If we really wanna... | |
| Watch this. | |
| I'm gonna go Reaper. | |
| Me and you are gonna rush the fuck out of these ninjas, alright? | |
| In the beginning. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Oh no, we're on defense? | |
| Oh, never mind. | |
| I'm gonna play soldier. | |
| What am I doing? | |
| I'm on soldier. | |
| I'm on defense. | |
| I'm gonna play soldier. | |
| When we go on attack, I'm gonna play Reaper, and you can go Ramatra or Rhyne, and we're just gonna rush the fuck out of them. | |
| We're gonna run in there and just start shooting niggas, and it's gonna be hilarious, and they're gonna be like, oh my god! | |
| Because, yo, you have a Ramatra and a Reaper coming after you, bro? | |
| That nigga turns all big and shit. | |
| Yeah, it's crazy. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'mma search this Sinatra shit too. | |
| Um, after this game. | |
| They want us to cover Sinatra. | |
| That name sounds familiar to me. | |
| I think he was an Overwatch pro back in the day. | |
| I think he was a tracer. | |
| If I'm not mistaken. | |
| Oh shit, you already got somebody? | |
| Niggas is trash. | |
| Niggas is trash. | |
| Oh, he's already using his shit, bro. | |
| He's already using his shit. | |
| He's an idiot. | |
| He already burned his shit. | |
| And he blocked it, and he blocked it. | |
| Go big and punch her back, Walt. | |
| Oh, launch. | |
| I'm shooting him with you, Walt. | |
| He got you! | |
| I got him. | |
| I got him. | |
| I avenge you, nigga. | |
| I avenge you. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| I avenged your gay ass. | |
| Oh, that McCree. | |
| She threw that dynamite at that boy. | |
| Get fucking melted, soldier. | |
| That aim is getting off right now, boyo. | |
| These niggas are trash. | |
| Oh yeah, you better get life weave nigga. | |
| I'm about to have visor. | |
| Oh. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| Oh, this bitch, there's Bob in there on them niggas. | |
| Yo, it's the Battle of the Bobs, or...? | |
| Fuck him up, Walt! | |
| Fuck him up! | |
| Yeah, buddy! | |
| Yeah, Walt! | |
| Let's go! | |
| You sorry ass, they can kill him! | |
| There you go. | |
| You're getting pocketed, too. | |
| McCree, one shot! | |
| McCree, one shot! | |
| There we go. | |
| Good shit, good shit. | |
| Get that Lifeweaver, too, man. | |
| He weak. | |
| Kill that soy boy faggot. | |
| No, he ran away. | |
| Good job, dude. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Okay, I got you in my fight, too, nigga! | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I need to get healed though. | |
| Wow! | |
| He's weak as fuck! | |
| He ran right for me! | |
| Well, I'll try to save you, man. | |
| Try to save your sorry ass he went right for me, bro He's dead One healer down. | |
| I'm going for the healers here. | |
| Healers gone! | |
| Healers gone! | |
| Winnable fight! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Fuck! | |
| The McCree got me, but they got no healers, niggas. | |
| You better win that fight. | |
| I got both their fucking gay-ass healers, man. | |
| Winnable fight. | |
| Yo, y'all niggas lost?! | |
| Bro. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Feeling strong. | |
| The payload. | |
| So good at the payload. | |
| Head check. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Hello, Snicker, bro. | |
| The heroes never died. | |
| Shoo-in. | |
| I'll punch you in. | |
| You put three down. | |
| We don't want to stop that a-lo. | |
| To pieces. | |
| To pieces. To pieces. To pieces. To pieces. | |
| Oh, get fucked! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm on the high ground now, boils! | |
| I'm the casting now, niggas! | |
| Let's go! | |
| We in Las Vegas and it's 2017! | |
| I'm gonna save it! | |
| Sorry, asshole! | |
| Get saved, nigga! | |
| Goddamn, Fresh, you suck, man! | |
| I stay carrying you, man! | |
| Nigga, Fresh was about to get his shit pushed in! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Yeah, you better run, nigga! you better run, nigga! | |
| *Sounds of fire* Oh shit! | |
| That soldier's mad! | |
| That soldier's mad! | |
| He definitely mad! | |
| Soldier melted! | |
| Cree melted! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| Hey, what? | |
| You there, man? | |
| You mute, faggot? | |
| I guess not. | |
| This nigga fresh. | |
| Will you focus, faggot? | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| You just trash, nigga. | |
| You gotta think that hard. | |
| You still suck? | |
| Nigga, I got 10 kills. | |
| You still trash. | |
| I'm a tank. | |
| Yo, Ramacho does a lot of damage, though, man. | |
| Powered up. | |
| We can do this. | |
| An enemy here. | |
| Oh, they got a Hanzo now? | |
| Kill the Makala. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| I hate Hanzo with a passion, so I'm gonna kill that nigga again. | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Faggot! | |
| Oh, I didn't mean to do that. | |
| I didn't mean to do that. | |
| That's that keyboard mouse fucking up once again. | |
| It's okay, though, boyos. | |
| We got... | |
| Oh, that nigga! | |
| He took that gay-ass sleep up with you. | |
| Let's go Walt! | |
| Let's game bait this nigga! | |
| Who else want it? | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Good game. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Here we got a super chat in the house. | |
| Damian Rochester goes, cheers for the credit card advice. | |
| I've absolutely cleaned up from points in the last eight-ish months from multiple cards. | |
| Credit score 859. | |
| Your alleged mate keep these amazing streams coming. | |
| We got you, bro. | |
| We got y'all with everything, man. | |
| Help y'all make money. | |
| Help y'all get girls. | |
| Help y'all play video games. | |
| Everything, man. | |
| We out here. | |
| Oh, you know what? | |
| I'll go Reaper. | |
| You ready? | |
| Alright. | |
| Me and you are just gonna fucking bum rush these faggots. | |
| Alright, but you gotta push when I push, bro. | |
| Once we're like totally healed up and we got all of our cooldowns like we got all our resources We're just gonna go in and start fucking these dudes up Helping those in need is its own reward Someone's complaining already because I'm streaming and they can hear everything Hey, nigga! | |
| Be happy that we're carrying you! | |
| Alright? | |
| Hey, hey, hey. | |
| You just focus on healing and making sandwiches, alright? | |
| We got this game. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, Walt. | |
| You ready? | |
| Alright, Walt. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, don't push yet. | |
| Don't push yet. | |
| Don't push yet. | |
| I'm on this Bastion, though. | |
| I'm on this Bastion! | |
| Let's kill this nigga! | |
| No, he's got pocketed. | |
| I gotta back out. | |
| I need heals bad, though. | |
| Alright, we're ready. | |
| You ready, Walt? | |
| Fuck! | |
| Alright, but I'm already 42 to ult. | |
| I don't know what the fuck that Mei did there. | |
| That was a stupid-ass Walt. | |
| That was a stupid-ass wall, bro. | |
| Hold on, hold on, hold on. | |
| Hold on, I'm gonna teleport over there. | |
| Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Bastion died, though. | |
| They wasted the rest of Springer's sorry ass back. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| This bear's out of position. | |
| She run it she run it she trashed Bastion dead Mercy weak? | |
| Yeah, fuck bitch! | |
| Okay, why did I do that? | |
| I'm trash for that. | |
| It's okay, I'll make up for it. | |
| It don't matter! | |
| I can waste all of us like that because I'm that good! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I thought somebody was behind me. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| I just hit that fucking button. | |
| Yo, I ain't gonna lie. | |
| Yo, I thought somebody was behind me. | |
| I said, fuck you, die too! | |
| And nobody was there. | |
| Escort the payload. | |
| All right, let's go. | |
| Let's bum rush these niggas. | |
| They're pussies. | |
| Let's go, let's go. | |
| Come here pussy, nigga! | |
| All right, let's go, let's go. | |
| You ready? | |
| You ready? | |
| Let's go, let's go, let's go. | |
| Oh yeah, you didn't expect that, did you, nigga? | |
| Oh yeah, you gotta die! | |
| Oh yeah, you got ice up too! | |
| You dead, nigga! | |
| You dead, get fucked! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go, Walt! | |
| Wait, there's nobody here. | |
| Over here! | |
| Over here! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Let's go, nigga! | |
| You thought you could run! | |
| Come here, boy! | |
| I can't die! | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Where you think you're going? | |
| I'm gonna find you! | |
| Where'd she go? | |
| Where'd this bitch go? | |
| Oh, okay! | |
| Oh, there you are, bitch! | |
| You screaming Japanese for what? | |
| You about to die again? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Come here, whore! | |
| God damn, she won't die, though! | |
| Just kidding! | |
| Come here, whore! | |
| Die! | |
| Come here, Mercy! | |
| I'm about to build up another ult! | |
| Let's go, nigga! | |
| This German! | |
| Fuck! | |
| You better get fucked, Mercy! | |
| Yo, I got hit with those Hamas rockets, man! | |
| Hey, let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Real nigga gaming, baby! | |
| Push that payload, faggots! | |
| There's a fear on this guy! | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Mercy, run, run, run, run! | |
| Don't die! | |
| It's the man's job! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I avenged you, don't worry! | |
| Alright, niggas! | |
| I'm about to drop down on these faggots! | |
| I'm about to have my ult! | |
| Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! | |
| Man, you... | |
| Back up, bro, back up! | |
| I'm about to drop down on these bitch ass niggas! | |
| Alright, y'all niggas know what time it is! | |
| You guys ready? | |
| Let's go, niggas! | |
| Oh! | |
| Bastard's still dying, though, nigga. | |
| You ain't living. | |
| Let's go! | |
| They're scared now! | |
| Niggas are scared now! | |
| Come here, boy! | |
| Come here, boy! | |
| Justice, what, bitch? | |
| You died, too? | |
| What the? | |
| This Lucio is annoying. | |
| Get fucked by Reaper, bitch! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| You got wings! | |
| Bitch, I got shotguns! | |
| You still died! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Push this payload, nigga! | |
| Mazillion, fuck him here, Lucio! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go, faggots! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Yo, shout out to the Mercy on our team. | |
| She got fucked up by that parent. | |
| I said, yo, this is a man's job, nigga. | |
| Hey! | |
| We cooking, boys, today! | |
| We cooking, boys, today! | |
| Look at this, this nigga trash! | |
| No aim! | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Oh yeah, we see the paddock now! | |
| We shoot down on these niggas! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get fucked, whore! | |
| Yeah, you were about to die right there, Fresh. | |
| fresh I saved you. | |
| Let's go faggots! | |
| We in here! | |
| Dude, that Reaper and Romantic combo is pretty deadly, bro. | |
| I told you, nigga. | |
| What'd I tell you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I told you, man. | |
| Niggas don't know what to do. | |
| They're like, oh, shit! | |
| Oh, bro. | |
| I think I'm too. | |
| I know I'm sexy. | |
| I've got the looks that drive so cool. | |
| While I've got the moves that really move. | |
| I sense him up and down their spine. | |
| I'm just a sexy boy. | |
| I'm not your boy too. | |
| Sexy boy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm just a sexy boy. | |
| Cardi Me Thod goes, W Fresh and Myron, bring Neon back on the stream for after hours. | |
| He's single now. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| We can bring him back. | |
| Alright, team? | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh, we're in the thick of it now. | |
| Alright. | |
| What's up, niggas? | |
| You guys ready to rape these faggots? | |
| Let's go Was that I Am I black? | |
| No, man, I would never be a nigger. | |
| I'm not black. | |
| I'm not black, bro. | |
| Wirepower! | |
| Yeah, boy, get him! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fuck these niggers up! | |
| Whoah! | |
| Don't fuck them inwards! | |
| Look at this fat nigga right here, shoot him! | |
| Shoot him in back! | |
| Shoot that bug! | |
| Shoot that pig! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| OK, they got a Reaper. | |
| If there wasn't a Reaper shooting me on the side, I would have lived. | |
| Not every day gives you a second Shit I killed Reaper then I'm freaking more killed me from behind well A little whore. | |
| It's okay, though. | |
| Not a big ass. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Come on Lucio Come over there Almost went to the Ocio frash What up bro? | |
| What is this? | |
| Number 460 in For me Lucio man you done no Fuck that Roadhog up Fuck him up Oh You already got all what? | |
| Let's go, nigga! | |
| Fuck yeah, bro. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Back up, though. | |
| You're gonna die. | |
| Back up, though. | |
| You're gonna die. | |
| I got you. | |
| He's not a nigger though bro. | |
| That's why his name is Walter. | |
| Yo, yo, you from Barbados? | |
| Alright, we win that now nigga! | |
| Let's go! | |
| They, they, they running! | |
| Yeah, you know me? | |
| I mean... | |
| If you're a waltor-eek, I don't know you from Barbera, but do you run? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Watch out! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Yo, these niggas used everything! | |
| Bro, they used everything! | |
| Alright, alright. | |
| Who's the faggot you're playing with? | |
| Uh, Myron, he's my co-host on the podcast. | |
| Hey nigga, what are you talking about, bro? | |
| We are not black! | |
| Which one's Byron? | |
| Oh, what the? | |
| Yo, there's Reaper behind you, Walt. | |
| Reaper behind you, bro. | |
| Oh. | |
| He's running. | |
| He's running. | |
| This nigga trash. | |
| He got lucky. | |
| He got like a random headshot. | |
| My heart's still beating. | |
| So let's go. | |
| Burlough. | |
| Better than that. | |
| We're in that. | |
| Let's uh, good luck. | |
| Alright. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| How did this Roadhog kill me, bro? | |
| That's bullshit! | |
| I was, like, across the map! | |
| Fucking gang, man. | |
| I hate playing healers sometimes. | |
| - Damn it! - Stay sharp. | |
| - Get out nigga, bro. | |
| - He fuckin' did the fuckin'-- - Man of the hero! - Here's the stab. - Stabrider. - Get in there! | |
| Bat fuck! | |
| Bro, these niggas, man! | |
| Oh, what a pin! | |
| Holy wall! | |
| Okay, coming out of nowhere! | |
| What the fuck was that? | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| Let me get this straight. | |
| Yo, Timo, are you from Barbados? | |
| Damn, so you're an island nigger. | |
| Unacceptable. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Unacceptable, bro. | |
| We don't talk to your kind. | |
| We don't talk to your kind. | |
| Nigga, why are you lying? | |
| We're from Tennessee, man. | |
| You got a white hood on right now. | |
| No, I definitely don't, bro. | |
| I would never. | |
| I craft my own arrows. | |
| Each one a meditation. | |
| Yo, you live in Barbados? | |
| No or no? | |
| No, no. | |
| I live in Florida. | |
| I live and I know you're live. | |
| You're live. | |
| I can't believe you're at me after this, bro. | |
| Round on. | |
| Yeah, on overwatch. | |
| Yeah, this mission is going smooth. | |
| Yo, don't get hooked, Walt. | |
| Don't get hooked. | |
| He has no hook, he has no hook, nigga weak. | |
| Yo, uh, Reaper's on the left. | |
| Don't let that... | |
| Oh, he missed his second hook because he trashed. | |
| Dead Back up, niggas. | |
| Back up, back up, man. | |
| God damn, why y'all so forward ahead? | |
| Back up, back up, bro. | |
| Make them come on point, bro. | |
| Make them come on point, bro. | |
| Make them come on point. | |
| We got a bunch of hitscans. | |
| Well, two hitscans, but... | |
| And a Hanzo, so we just hit him from a distance. | |
| Back up, bro. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, man. | |
| Let them come to us, man. | |
| I don't know why our niggas is poking like that. | |
| There's no point to poke them when we got the point. | |
| Kuriko on the right. | |
| right there's a Kareko to the right. | |
| Yeah fuck soldier. | |
| Hey! | |
| Hey! | |
| Island nigger! | |
| Back up a bit, man. | |
| I'm about to get window. | |
| Since you niggas want to be greedy and shoot them and spawn. | |
| Back up! | |
| Back up! | |
| They're ulting! | |
| This nigga can't even drop the beat! | |
| Okay, scrub! | |
| Okay! | |
| What? | |
| I told you niggas, man! | |
| The Lucio couldn't even drop the beat because the fucking Roadhog was shooting him! | |
| Told y'all niggas to back up and you fucking faggots didn't listen! | |
| Niggas got greedy, man! | |
| Bro, it's gonna be a lot harder to take it back if we had just held on to it man All right soldier dead That's a big pick More road hog over here on the left Kill his ass. | |
| We're trying to heal him. | |
| Get fucked, bitch. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Immortality field. | |
| Sorry, niggas. | |
| Walt's about to die like a scrub. | |
| You better back up, man. | |
| You almost died, digger. | |
| Back up. | |
| Soldier on point. | |
| Touch set. | |
| What the fuck is this nigga doing? | |
| Fuckin weirdo Roadhog fat ass in the way I can't shoot this bitch Let's fucking go. | |
| Good stuff, faggots. | |
| I would add you, but you're black, so sorry, bro. | |
| I don't know if you're mean for real. | |
| Oh, you are? | |
| I'm almost real. | |
| Yeah, this is wrong to get gaming, bro. | |
| We're bringing Toxic Gaming back. | |
| Let's fucking go, faggots. | |
| Oh, stuck in Silver 5! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I can't wait till they switch the ranking system on this shit. | |
| It's so fucking gay, man. | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| What? | |
| Let me add in TMO. No, nigga, he plays Hanzo. | |
| Nigga, that's good, bro, for us. | |
| All right, so much But started I think I gotta unmute this. | |
| Yeah, I had to unmute it. | |
| Alright, perfect. | |
| Yo, faggot, sorry. | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| Yo, so your best is playing support, it looks like? | |
| My best is playing support? | |
| Yes and no. | |
| So I used to play tank a lot in Overwatch, but I have a bad habit of leaving games. | |
| Why do you leave games? | |
| How long have you been playing Overwatch for? | |
| Wait, you'd be quitting games when you're losing a shit? | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| So I used to be Plat One, and I was pretty close to hitting Diamond. | |
| I was like, come to my friends, sell my game, so I switched to Valor. | |
| But that's the issue. | |
| They'd derank you a lot when you leave games, but they don't switch. | |
| Yeah, nigga, if you quit games, you deserve to get deranked. | |
| What the hell? | |
| Bro, the only people that leave games are blacks, bro. | |
| Let's be honest here. | |
| Niggas leave jobs, niggas leave everything. | |
| Yeah, have you played tank a lot, though? | |
| Bro, if you play tank enough, you'll understand. | |
| The tank experience is not fun. | |
| I know, nigga, but quitting games, that's gay. | |
| But quitting games is gay. | |
| Huh? | |
| I know, but quitting games is for faggots, though, man. | |
| You can't be quite in games, nigga. | |
| Nah, I'm streaming now. | |
| and that's why it sounds like that. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| I didn't even know y'all were doing it again. | |
| Well, it's kind of new for us. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah, we started streaming this shit, what, two weeks ago? | |
| Three weeks ago? | |
| I was a GM on Overwatch 1, on console. | |
| So now this mouse and keyboard shit. | |
| Okay, the aim is on, the aim is on! | |
| The Orisa weak, man. | |
| That bitch is running! | |
| Alright, we just lost Sombra killed our Ana. | |
| Yo! - One more. | |
| Arisa, weak as fuck. | |
| Can we kill this Arisa? | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| She's 1 HP, man! | |
| Alright. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's go, man. | |
| Well, you might need to back up a bit. | |
| I'm shooting this Orisa with you, though. | |
| Kiriko trying to take an off angle. | |
| This bitch's name is the Hill Kiddie. | |
| Fuck! | |
| I can't hit this whore! | |
| Whatever. | |
| She ain't healing her. | |
| and I think she's an idiot. | |
| This Kuriko's trying to flank. | |
| Come here, bitch, you stupid fuck. | |
| Guys, Kuriko over here. | |
| Turn around, bro. | |
| There's a Kuriko behind y'all, man. | |
| This bitch is trash on their team. | |
| She's trying to flank us instead of yelling. | |
| Fucking garbage. | |
| She's really hard to hit, though. | |
| Her hitbox is really small. | |
| What the? | |
| What the? | |
| Bro, she's sitting in our spawn! | |
| This bitch is trash! | |
| Bitch is trash! | |
| Let's see if she's still sitting on her spawn. | |
| Is she still sitting on her spawn? | |
| I'm about to say, bro. | |
| Yep, she is. | |
| Okay, bitch. | |
| Alright! | |
| Yo, just keep pushing robot, bro. | |
| It's literally four on four Yo, yo, yo, yo Let's go, let's go. | |
| She's gonna be to the left, Tmo. | |
| She's gonna be to the left. | |
| Get ready. | |
| She's gonna be right here to the left. | |
| Look, look, look. | |
| Right here, right here. | |
| Look. | |
| Oh! | |
| Okay. | |
| Bitch, move. | |
| Yeah, I see her. | |
| Yo, fucking... | |
| She has such a small hitbox, man. | |
| It's very hard to hit her. | |
| She's weak as fuck! | |
| She's running. | |
| Soldier, one shot. | |
| Fuck up the Sarissa. | |
| Mercy dead. | |
| Alright, we got the robot, man. | |
| Yeah, it's fine. | |
| She's trash, bro. | |
| She's fucking... | |
| She's an idiot. | |
| We're gonna push this shit faster than them just because she wants to be in the back line like a dumbass bitch Back up wall back up Ah, shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| This is gonna be fun. | |
| You're getting pocketed and you barely killed me, you fucking scrub. | |
| We can't lose the lead! | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Here you go, Tom. | |
| What's that? | |
| Yo. | |
| Yo, what the fuck, man? | |
| Yo, Kariko behind y'all, man. | |
| Bitch is tossing fucking shit at me from spawn, bro. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Instead of healing her team, she's fucking being a dumbass. | |
| We got MAGA now. | |
| Yep MAGA unlocked. | |
| Walter now? | |
| Nah, uh... | |
| Soldiers are dead. | |
| Back up while we're here. | |
| We're healing you. | |
| This Maga, what the fuck? | |
| Is this nigga retarded? | |
| He about to die. | |
| That nigga could die. | |
| Dead. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Oh, mercy! | |
| Yo, Maga, behind you, Walt. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Bitch, hacked me. | |
| I couldn't run no more. | |
| What the f- What the f- What the f- What the f- What the f- These dudes are playing so weird, bro. | |
| Like, niggas are killing us, but, like, they're not winning. | |
| Because they're, like, doing dumb shit. | |
| Like, this Kuriko, for example, right here. | |
| And then this Sombra behind us. | |
| Like, what the fuck is this bitch doing? | |
| Niggas are stupid man. | |
| Okay. | |
| Take heed. | |
| Shit! | |
| I don't know how I'm still alive, but I am. | |
| *Gunshot* Fuck! | |
| Yo, this is the most disconjointed game I've ever played, bro. | |
| Some of them are spawn camping. | |
| This is stupid. | |
| Oh, I got him! | |
| Let's go! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bitch, get the fuck up off me! | |
| Yo, what the fuck, man? | |
| I know, bro, it's so annoying! | |
| They're pushing our robot at the same time, bro. | |
| Still got some fight in me. | |
| Brak, Cora is not healing at all. | |
| Soldier ran away. | |
| Where were you? | |
| Where were you? | |
| Soldier death. | |
| Yo, there's three of these niggas behind us. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I got visor. | |
| If they try to... | |
| You know what? | |
| Mog on the left! | |
| Mog on the left. | |
| Let's go Mog over here. | |
| With Mercy. | |
| Okay, he locked us in here. | |
| Nice ult. | |
| What?! | |
| Damn, man, this murder didn't... | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's uh... | |
| For now, the spherical hatch is over. | |
| Alright, we gotta get them off this payload, guys. | |
| I see an enemy. | |
| Bionics to Void. | |
| My son, Nish. | |
| Never die. | |
| I see an enemy. | |
| I see an enemy. | |
| Bitch! | |
| Get the fuck outta here! | |
| We in it now! | |
| Kuriko gone! | |
| Let's go. | |
| She reds that bitch. | |
| She reds her behind me. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Get fucked again, whore! | |
| Make a big play! | |
| Soldier behind us, one shot! | |
| Soldier behind us, one shot! | |
| Let's go, big plays! | |
| Move that robot, niggas! | |
| We taking this shit back, faggots! | |
| I'm 90 to ult, let's go! | |
| Niggas are gonna be top left, get ready! | |
| I got a cat first, I got a cat first. | |
| Here, they're on the bridge, they're on the bridge, they're on the bridge, they're on the bridge above us! | |
| Maga, drop it down on y'all right now! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Yo, I got visor! | |
| Merce, you need a resume, bro! | |
| Goddamn! | |
| Unless you guys can fight that off! | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Oh, she died, bro! | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| They won, bro! | |
| Bro! | |
| Goddamn, bro. | |
| Yeah, they had a plan, though, bro, the whole time. | |
| Yeah, that here goes. | |
| They're stream sniping me, I think. | |
| You just would watch me stream and realize you were respawning and watching. | |
| Must've been a smurf, bro. | |
| That dude. | |
| That dude. | |
| Nigga, I kicked him from the group. | |
| He's trash. | |
| I told you not to bring him in. | |
| You don't fucking listen. | |
| I told you he was garbage, nigga. | |
| He went negative, bro. | |
| And he was playing McCree. | |
| Like, that's how I know he sucks. | |
| Oh. | |
| Bro, I smelled it from the beginning that that nigga was garbage, bro. | |
| The fuck? | |
| What did you say? | |
| That nigga's garbage. | |
| He's garbage! | |
| You want me to fucking lie? | |
| He's trying, man. | |
| Nigga was garbage, bro. | |
| The fuck, man? | |
| I knew he was trash in the beginning, but you were like, you insisted, bro, let's play. | |
| Okay, nigga, we'll play, and you'll see how trash he is. | |
| Nigga sucks. | |
| Alright, well... | |
| Bro, I knew he was trash, bro. | |
| I knew from the beginning that he was trash. | |
| Nigger switched his heroes like four times, bro. | |
| That's how you know someone's not good, bro. | |
| He went negative. | |
| He was playing the McCree. | |
| Just trash, bro. | |
| See, chat knew too that nigga was terrible. | |
| Alright, faggots. | |
| Y'all ready? | |
| Bro, anybody that quits out of games is terrible, bro. | |
| I don't want to play with niggas like that. | |
| Niggas said I quit games because I play tanks and it's frustrating. | |
| You're a bitch-made-ass nigga, man. | |
| Why are you quitting, bro? | |
| Huh? | |
| If you're quitting games, that is suspect, bro. | |
| Yeah, that is suspect. | |
| That's what I'm trying to tell you, bro. | |
| As soon as you told me that show, I was like, man... | |
| But you know what? | |
| Let Wall see this shit come so far. | |
| Nigga trash, bro. | |
| Nigga, I knew he was stressed in the beginning, but I was like, you know what? | |
| Let Fresh see this shit himself. | |
| Nigga was trash. | |
| I fucking told you. | |
| Nigga went Symmetra on a fucking put payload map. | |
| Nigga trash. | |
| They got Reinhardt. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Brigitte weak over there. | |
| You could kill her. | |
| Killable. | |
| Killable. | |
| Got her. | |
| Let's go Let's go Let's go come here boy Come here, boy! | |
| He's one shot! | |
| Nigga got saved. | |
| Ryan dead! | |
| Ryan dead! | |
| Hanzo! | |
| Hanzo's just the last one, I think. | |
| Somebody get them Yeah, fuck for you fuck oh Oh my god! | |
| Yo, Reinhardt, uh, sorry, um... | |
| Hanzo with the lucky ass fucking... | |
| Please tell me you killed him, Walt. | |
| You didn't get him? | |
| No, uh, Reinhardt killed me. | |
| Yo, I had that Hanzo down to one fuckin' HP, man. | |
| Let's go for it, man. | |
| Hanzo trying to poke. | |
| Drag it, drag it, drag it out of the way! | |
| How'd this tracer die to that? | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh! | |
| Alright! | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| I'm about to have visor. | |
| Damn! | |
| Man, niggas is weak. | |
| Oh, fuck! | |
| Fuck, I'm down! | |
| I'm so funny! | |
| Let's go! | |
| We got a touch point, bro! | |
| No man Fuck Nigga, ulted? | |
| What a fucking scrub. | |
| Alright, let's get the next point. | |
| I could ult it too, but I didn't want to waste it on these fucking idiots. | |
| Get the next point, man. | |
| Kill Miss Hanzo! | |
| Fucking faggot! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Reinhardt on point! | |
| Get that Reinhardt out! | |
| Reinhardt weak! | |
| Run it! | |
| Run it! | |
| Yo, that fucking Moira better kill him. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Torb turret. | |
| Gone. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Hanzo on the left. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| Don't even, don't even. | |
| Let them come up to point, bro. | |
| Let them come to point. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, man. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up, man. | |
| We got the point. | |
| Let them come to us. | |
| I got the high ground over here. | |
| I'm going to rain down on these faggots. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hanzo on the top left, on the left. | |
| Hanzo weak. | |
| We're going to build the gate three. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| WHAT?! | |
| Yo, luckiest pins of this nigga's life, bro! | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Tracer got a pretty big bomb. | |
| Tracer got a big bomb. | |
| This is still... | |
| We can... | |
| Let's see if we can do something here. | |
| We're getting back in there. | |
| Come on, I'll get back All right, torques are down Yo, are you... | |
| Are you fucking kidding me, bro? | |
| A second time, man! | |
| Alright, alright, group up. | |
| Just group up. | |
| Group up, man. | |
| This shit pissing me off, man. | |
| We got everybody here? | |
| Yo, we got any ultimates? | |
| Oh, what the? | |
| This Hanzo's one shot, man. | |
| Fucking hate this map, bro. | |
| I really hate this map, dude. | |
| Fucking hate control, man. | |
| Alright, let's go, man. | |
| Damn, this is annoying, bro. | |
| Where they coming from? | |
| I hear him. | |
| He's on the left for Hanzo. | |
| Don't get one shot by this retard. | |
| Ryan is one shot on the left, man, with a Brigitte. | |
| Ryan is weak as fuck! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yo, these niggas are all cha- What the fuck is going on? | |
| Yo! | |
| Niggas are chasing me! | |
| How heavy? | |
| They can't get me, though! | |
| They can't get me, though! | |
| What the- Bro! | |
| I'm 4 HP, man. | |
| Alright, I'm about to let these niggas know what time it is. | |
| I'm coming back with a visor right now. | |
| Fuck these faggots. | |
| You niggas want to chase me around the map? | |
| I'll chase you niggas now! | |
| Whoa, how you like that, faggot? | |
| How you like that? | |
| You like getting a chase, nigga? | |
| Oh yeah, let's go! | |
| Molten what, faggot? | |
| Dead! | |
| Yo, I killed three of them though. | |
| Let's get that shit! | |
| What the fuck man Get that point there's more of them than us Oh my god, bro! | |
| Nigga! | |
| Alright, come on, man. | |
| I killed three of them! | |
| Bro, we got fucking rocked, man. | |
| Bro, what the fuck, man? | |
| And they weren't even good on the other team, bro. | |
| I was fucking them up, man. | |
| Our tracer was trash, man. | |
| Turn the fuck out of everybody. | |
| Damn, man. | |
| Yo, honestly dude, the only way we're gonna win is I have to carry every game. | |
| That's the only way we're gonna fucking win, bro. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| I win this one. | |
| Yeah, we gonna win. | |
| Bro, I hate these, man. | |
| They're gonna reset the ranks. | |
| I can't wait, bro. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| It's not my job to get you back alive, but stay close to me, and we might manage it anyway. | |
| You mean everyone's gonna be seeing rank? | |
| Um... | |
| Yeah, they're gonna reset everything with, like, a new ranking system, because this new ranking system is trash. | |
| Sucks, bro. | |
| Oh my god, dude. | |
| It's almost like... | |
| Like for nothing, bro. | |
| Normally in an online game level, I feel like certain like... | |
| That's for me to decide. | |
| Not you. | |
| Let's do team chat. | |
| I'll send you the relevant details. | |
| Man, our teammates' last game were fucking ass. | |
| We're about to win this shit though. | |
| I'm like this, bro They got a hanzo I hate Hanzo. | |
| I'm backing up because I'm not trying to get one shot. | |
| This idiot's weak as shit. | |
| Oh my god, I got slapped. | |
| Get him away from the table. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Prancer, weak as shit. | |
| Get him away from the table. | |
| Did I catch him? | |
| They told my pilot, I'm here. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Come get him. | |
| Come get him. | |
| That's what's so hard to throw. | |
| Hold him. | |
| Yo, they really got the payload? | |
| What do we got for alts, man? | |
| I'm about to fire for these niggas, man. | |
| Fuck this shit! | |
| Fuck bro, you push your heart. | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| This niggas literally saved his gay-ass Tracer, bro! | |
| He literally locked his teammates in there, man, and saved their sorry asses, man. | |
| God fucking damn it, man. | |
| On a week, running away. | |
| Okay? | |
| Tracer we can all I'm shooting the fuck out of him, bro I'm literally shooting the fuck out of him. | |
| There's a tracer in the back line. | |
| I'm looking at her. | |
| He's weak. | |
| Yeah, shit. | |
| We are in the game and we're moving. | |
| I have to be unstoppable. | |
| What? | |
| You got an alt, man? | |
| You need to push with the alt or something. | |
| They can push these niggas. | |
| There you go. | |
| There you go. | |
| Go right after the squishies. | |
| Go after the squishies. | |
| Go after the squishies! | |
| Get the fuck out of here faggot! | |
| There we go. | |
| There we go. | |
| I'm about to have another visor, man. | |
| This shit was annoying as fuck. | |
| These niggas are trash. | |
| I hear Hanzo. | |
| I don't know where he at, though. | |
| Right here. | |
| Uh-huh's on the bridge with-- Tracer had to recall, probably. | |
| I'm trying to recall. | |
| Go ahead bitch what are you gonna do? | |
| Fuck! | |
| I got one of the healers though and I pushed him back. | |
| I went right for the healers on that one. | |
| Fuck you, Hanzo, you bow and arrow faggot! | |
| Trace are weak! | |
| She just wasted, yeah, she just- Oh, this nigga! | |
| He's weak, I'm melting him! | |
| Back up, he's nano'd. | |
| Back up! | |
| Back up! | |
| She's trying to res him. | |
| There's no point even trying to engage them on that one. | |
| They... | |
| Tracer weakest! | |
| She has a recall. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| Yo, we gotta push back on these niggas, man. | |
| One, two, three, four. | |
| I'm on fire. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Get fucked, bitch! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh, what the- Yo, they spawn- Oh, shit. | |
| I forgot that they're squander right there. | |
| Oh No, ah fuck. | |
| Oh niggas are trash W's mercy That was stupid, man. | |
| I forgot that they spawned right there. | |
| I'll come back with a visor right now, though. | |
| Dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon. | |
| Oh, what the fuck, nigga? | |
| I've got you in my sights Hang on, go boom Get this bitch ass nigga, bro What the? | |
| Mercy You are safe with me, put down If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting Fuck you I am on fire Kuriko! | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa! | |
| Get around the corner, nigga! | |
| I tried to throw a hill down for you, but... | |
| We gotta touch this shit. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| The payload is approaching its destination. | |
| Surrender to my will. | |
| They're making games. | |
| They must live in this house. | |
| God! Get him! | |
| Injury from your trust! | |
| God! God! | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| Goddammit! | |
| Alright. | |
| Niggas barely got it. | |
| Fucking scrubs. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to three. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| select your hero all right Let's, uh... | |
| Let's rape these faggots, man. | |
| Not trying to lose to these sorry-ass niggas on another team, bro. | |
| They suck. | |
| They barely capped that shit. | |
| Niggas are trash. | |
| Your hair looks brittle, Jack. | |
| Are you taking your vitamins? | |
| Once a day, just after my steak dinner. | |
| No, we don't, bro. | |
| But niggas, whatever. | |
| He ain't gonna switch. | |
| Sombra's never switched, bro. | |
| That's what I've realized. | |
| Something is wrong with my phone. | |
| It is so slow. | |
| I'm not tech support, big guy. | |
| I know, I know. | |
| I'm just not very good with computers. | |
| have you tried turning it up and on? | |
| I'm fucking him up bro. | |
| Oh! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Okay, Faggot, you wanna dance, nigga? | |
| You wanna dance? | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| Now do you see your error? | |
| Snicker, bro? | |
| Hold on, I'm coming to you right now, bro. | |
| This nigga's really in our spawn, bro? | |
| Yo. | |
| Yo, we need this Sombra to switch, bro. | |
| Not doing no damage. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Good choice. | |
| I got it. | |
| I got a sniper. | |
| Keep your heads down. | |
| I got a sniper. | |
| I got sniped. | |
| Bitch waited for me to wake up, man. | |
| Kill this nigga man! | |
| I'll try to be in favor. | |
| Well, that was a terrible hammer down, man. | |
| I'm gonna go Reaper, man. | |
| Cause this Sombra on our team fucking sucks, bro. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Okay, nigga. | |
| Why did this mercy not heal me, bro? | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Just let me fucking die, bro. | |
| You're healing a full health fucking Moira. | |
| Retard! | |
| Alright, Widowmaker gone, man. | |
| Let's go. | |
| The Sombra finally did something. | |
| Sorry-ass Sombra. | |
| I love this fucking payload, man. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Bro, she res me right into a nano-ed, alting fucking Ramatra, bro. | |
| Why would you do that? | |
| Alright, let's go, man. | |
| I'm right behind you, Walt. | |
| Let's fucking... | |
| Let's go. | |
| He's trying to push in. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Touch payload. | |
| I got ult. | |
| character bro Like, look at this, bro! | |
| Gay! | |
| GAY! | |
| She nanoed him too, bro. | |
| I'm not in the bubble. | |
| Bro, you might have to go Ramatra too to fight this nigga, bro. | |
| Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| After you use your ultimate, switch. | |
| Because me and you running Ramatra will be a very strong frontline. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Don't fuck up this hammer down though, bro. | |
| Remember, you can't do it with shields, nigga. | |
| Don't forget that shit. | |
| You always do a hammer down when people aren't in front of you or when there's a fucking shield in front of you. | |
| If you put the shield up... | |
| He's in the back line right now. | |
| I'm on him. | |
| Okay, fucking idiot. | |
| Move this payload, let's go. | |
| You go. | |
| Watch the dragon. | |
| Better not get nobody with that shit. | |
| I'm with you Walt. | |
| Alright, we spawned right there though. | |
| I got my ult, bro. | |
| Let's see if you can use it and fucking combine it. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, no, no, no. | |
| Can we fucking touch this shit? | |
| Oh, man. | |
| - Yeah, I don't know. | |
| - It appears he has such a minor setup. | |
| - I have lived. | |
| - The Sombra! - The Sombra was on it, bro. | |
| He was on it. | |
| I don't know what the fuck, bro. | |
| Yeah, you should've went, uh, you should've went Romatro, bro. | |
| No, that was, that was, that was not good, man. | |
| That was not good at all, bro. | |
| That was not good at all. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| Yeah, you got, uh, um, we should've switched way better. | |
| I didn't even get to use my ult. | |
| Yeah, that's the problem. | |
| You didn't use it, and yeah, we lost. | |
| Well, Ana did a no-heal on me, and then they just killed me. | |
| Couldn't do anything. | |
| My shield up, but I was still dead, so... | |
| Yeah, because the problem is that Ramatra counters Ryan really bad, bro. | |
| That wasn't a smart pick. | |
| That Ramachra carried them, bro Let's fucking go! | |
| Traveling, prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| *Gunshot* Alright, we know Lazy Turtle's gonna play Bastion, so... | |
| Alright, Wall, you wanna not suck it up this game, bro? | |
| Please? | |
| Can you stop being trash? | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Tell me, is it true you never miss? | |
| Everyone misses. | |
| That wasn't an answer. | |
| I don't owe you one. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Let's go. | |
| If anybody asks, I was never here. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| Let's fucking rock these kids, bro. | |
| I'm really tired. | |
| What are we? | |
| We lost three games in a row now? | |
| Or what? | |
| Three in a row. | |
| Bro, fuck this shit. | |
| I'm not losing again, bro. | |
| I am not fucking losing again. | |
| This is fucking bullshit. | |
| Yeah, why don't we just brought that Barbados nigga and we lost. | |
| Alright, back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up, nigga! | |
| What the fuck, Walt? | |
| Damn! | |
| I was stupid for doing that, huh? | |
| I was fucking stupid for doing that. | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| We died. | |
| I'll just take high ground. | |
| Oh, stupid. | |
| I shouldn't have poked that a second time. | |
| See? | |
| Mistakes like that Lazy turtles one shot on the left, bro | |
| *Ding* LazyTurtle melted. | |
| One shot on this fucking... | |
| THIS BITCH! This is gonna be tough, man. | |
| I could already feel it. | |
| This one's gonna be tough. | |
| We got a Zen and a fucking Kuriko, man. | |
| It's not much heals. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Fucking shit. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| You're frightening me. | |
| Watch out, Walt. | |
| Bro, we just gotta let them take that and fight the castle, bro. | |
| Who's gotta fight the castle? | |
| This nigga hotdoggy has zero kills, bro. | |
| Wow! | |
| They're using everything! | |
| They're using everything. | |
| Hey, man, you want to get out here and do something you fucking faggot We it's not over yet they go tranquility | |
| *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad We need a good team man *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad *Bad Yo, this Zen has 575 healing bro | |
| This Lai dude has 575 healing. | |
| Look at their fucking team. | |
| 2,800 and 3,600. | |
| Bro, our support are literally always dead. | |
| Always fucking dead! | |
| You fucking faggots! | |
| Are you in this goddamn... | |
| Yo! | |
| ...by yourself and maybe... | |
| ...counting stars... | |
| You fucking sorry faggots! | |
| What the fuck are you guys talking about? | |
| You motherfuckers aren't healing shit! | |
| You guys are fucking trash! | |
| Every time I look up, you niggas are dead! | |
| Shut the fuck up, you fucking scrums! | |
| The fuck you talking about? | |
| You got 500 healing as a zen! | |
| All you gotta do is throw an orb on a nigga, and he gets healed! | |
| Shut the fuck up, you scrums! | |
| You're always dead! | |
| That's the fucking problem, faggot! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Oh, let me repeat it for you! | |
| You're a faggot! | |
| How about that? | |
| Faggot! | |
| You fucking suck! | |
| You're always dead! | |
| You're always fucking dead! | |
| Faggot! | |
| The mic died just like you always do during this game, you sorry ass nigga! | |
| Shut the fuck up! | |
| You're always dead! | |
| We need more healing. | |
| Can we get a fucking mercy? | |
| No, what? | |
| You don't know how to play Zarya, bro. | |
| No, no, no, no, nigga. | |
| You don't know how to play Zarya. | |
| You don't know how to play Zarya. | |
| Do you know how to get charged? | |
| Alright, there we go. | |
| Where we're running. | |
| We got point, nigga. | |
| Yo, look behind you, Walt. | |
| Diva's right behind you. | |
| Fuck this bitch up. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Bro, there's three of them on the point, bro. | |
| The fucking Moira's one shot. | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| Alright, hotdog, you finally got a kill. | |
| Let's fucking get back on this point. | |
| I got 93 to Visor. | |
| Get the D.Va out of mech! | |
| Lazy Turtle one shot! | |
| Please don't die to that. | |
| Moira dead! | |
| Dead! | |
| Soldier! | |
| Shit! | |
| I need heals. | |
| She's out of mech. | |
| Dima out of mech. | |
| Bitch. | |
| Get fucked, soldier, you fucking faggot. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| These niggas are trash. | |
| How the fuck did they even push the fucking payload? | |
| They're fucking garbage. | |
| Kill this- Kill Lazy Turtle, bro. | |
| He's way out of position. | |
| Nigga needs to die right now! | |
| Soldier up there. | |
| Ekko, you want to go up there and like shoot him please? | |
| Go up there and shoot him Ekko! | |
| They got Arisa now. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Orisa here! | |
| Orisa! | |
| Let's melt this bitch! | |
| She running! | |
| You running? | |
| Come here bitch! | |
| Come here! | |
| You gonna die today! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Even with the heal! | |
| Aw shit. | |
| Moira solo ult on me. | |
| Where you going, nigga? | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Let's go, niggas! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get in the backpack, you fucking sorry-ass healers on our team! | |
| Yannick is trash! | |
| We gon' carry you to victory, though! | |
| Shut the fuck up, faggot! | |
| You suck! | |
| Just keep healing, nigga! | |
| They come home for you dog. | |
| Watch your fucking mouth. | |
| Shut up, faggot. | |
| Keep me alive. | |
| I'm about a visor the fuck out these faggots We know we might need to back up We lost our tank. | |
| We lost our tank. | |
| They're trying to chase though. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I'm putting pressure on them so they can't push. | |
| Get fucked, Reaper! | |
| You fucked up, didn't you? | |
| You did too, bitch! | |
| You did too! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Keep me up, niggas! | |
| We ain't fighting back now! | |
| Where you going, bitch? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Yeah, you niggas scared now! | |
| Let's go! | |
| What's up? | |
| Fuck you, lazy turtle! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Get that shit! | |
| What's up, Reaper? | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Bagot! | |
| I'm the backpack! | |
| Moira running because she sucks! | |
| Get this fucking tranny faggot off my payload right now! | |
| Get fucked again, lazy turtle! | |
| You trying to get saved? | |
| One shot on this bitch ass nigga! | |
| Moira dead? | |
| Run it! | |
| HOLY FUCK! | |
| I'm cooking these niggas, man! - I can't get away with this. - 60 seconds remaining. | |
| Come on, bro! | |
| I'm 90 to another visor! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Let's push this shit! | |
| Get this diva out of mech! | |
| Get the D.Va out of mech and I'm gonna visor the fuck out of all of them! | |
| Vashen already weak as fuck! | |
| Get the D.Va out of mech wall! | |
| focus the diva focus the diva focus the diva what's up niggas Oh my god, man! | |
| Die! | |
| *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Man... | |
| *Sigh* *Sigh* Bro, I-I-I can't- Yo, man! | |
| That'd be crazy. | |
| What?! | |
| That'd be crazy, right? | |
| What?! | |
| If someone was like, hey, yo, Reaper, and then DPS was like, I'm just gonna fuck off. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Dude! | |
| You fucking suck! | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| Their healer literally got 10,000, dude! | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Yeah, because I'm just hosting. | |
| I'm trying, but you're like hot. | |
| Dude, this is fucking bullshit, man. | |
| We keep fucking losing because motherfuckers are trashing this game, man! | |
| God fucking damn, this is annoying! | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| Let me get a skip for Zarya real quick. | |
| You can do it while we search, bro. | |
| Bro. | |
| Niggas in the chat, you guys see why I rage now. | |
| Yo, tell me I wasn't fucking dudes up and we couldn't even cap the fucking point, man! | |
| How many of them did I kill? | |
| Damn! | |
| Bro, this dude was playing Zen and he died every fucking time on defense, bro. | |
| Literally died. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| The first time I fucked up, I died. | |
| But after that, I was on it. | |
| and I was getting no fucking heels, bro. | |
| They're asking to bring chat niggas in. | |
| I can bring chat niggas, but bro, y'all can't be trash, man. | |
| A lot of y'all chat niggas be trash. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| I'll bring a chat, nigga. | |
| Who's playing right now? | |
| I got a new skin. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| We still lost, and you suck with Zarya anyway. | |
| No, I actually did pretty good, bro. | |
| Nigga, you got one grab. | |
| Or two. | |
| Oh, dude. | |
| I wrecked the D.Va, and I wrecked the Bastion. | |
| They're running the whole time. | |
| Man. | |
| Dude, our team sucked, bro. | |
| That's what it really was. | |
| Are we in game? | |
| No, I'm seeing if anybody wants to play. | |
| Somebody... | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| Alright, yo, if you want to play, guys, drop your gamertag and say what rank you are and what you play. | |
| Yo, who was the dude on our team that was trash? | |
| Oh, Lai? | |
| Yeah, he sucks. | |
| Avoid him. | |
| And then who was the other nigga? | |
| Hotdoggy. | |
| Oh my god, this kid was bad, bro. | |
| I avoided both of them. | |
| Nigga was hotdog. | |
| Bro, he was hotdog water. | |
| Yo, man. | |
| Yo, what do you play though? | |
| What rank do you play? | |
| Tell me what your rank is and then what character do you play? | |
| Ghost pants is a smurf, he says, so let's add him. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Bro, we got to ask, what is his shit? | |
| Silver 5 support. | |
| Silver 5 support? | |
| Alright, if he's a support, then we can get him in. | |
| Alright. | |
| Uh... | |
| Can you atom wall? | |
| What's this shit? | |
| Cool... | |
| Cool Pants? | |
| Grand Master Europe? | |
| Okay, so Ghost Pants is a GM. But yo, you better have a smurf, nigga. | |
| We can't play with you if you're a GM. Wait, what can... | |
| Alright, let me see here. | |
| Add friend. | |
| Alright, so I sent Gold Pants one, and then I'll send, uh, who's the other guy? | |
| Cool Breeze, Cool Breeze. | |
| Yeah, Cool Breeze, okay. | |
| He said he's a support, so let's see here. | |
| Why can't I add somebody from the, uh, numbers? | |
| Alright, let's see if we can get some reinforcement, man, because this shit is fucking terrible, bro. | |
| Alright, I sent Ghost Pants a friend request. | |
| Let's see if he joins in. | |
| Alright, Cool Breeze, we'll send him an invite. | |
| And then Ghost Pants, I don't even see him. | |
| Where are Ghost Pants at? | |
| It says in-app. | |
| Alright, invite to group. | |
| Yo, Cool Breeze, you got a mic? | |
| Oh, Water just joined in. | |
| Yo, you guys want me or no? | |
| Because, you know, I'm plat and shit. | |
| If you're a plat bro, then we might not be able to play. | |
| Might be too high. | |
| Yeah, I mean, we can still play. | |
| It's just that what I noticed in my last time playing is that the matches were more difficult because we were being matched with other plats and shit. | |
| Oh. | |
| If not, it's cool. | |
| I mean, I'll just sit back. | |
| Let's see if this... | |
| Is this dude joining? | |
| Alright, this nigga ghost pants taking too long. | |
| Nigga, you taking too long. | |
| I'm not fucking waiting for you, bro. | |
| How you gonna tell me? | |
| Yo, invite me, bro. | |
| I send you a... | |
| You're not even on. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yo, Maran, I'm not sure if you saw my message from you guys' match on... | |
| Fucking Rialto or some shit? | |
| Um, when y'all was facing the Ramadra. | |
| Um, I think you guys spent too much time fighting at, uh, the tank. | |
| The, uh, the healers were keeping them up, so that's why it took them to kill them when they hit the MAGA. | |
| The Sombra wasn't doing that. | |
| That was on our team. | |
| That was when we had the Sombra. | |
| Dude was just fucking hacking random people and not doing nothing. | |
| Like, that's literally the Sombra's job. | |
| If you're gonna play Sombra, you better be killing the fucking healers in the back, but the kid was trash, he didn't do that. | |
| Fucking annoying, man. | |
| I'm fucking tilted right now, bro. | |
| Motherfuckers are terrible at this game, man. | |
| It's a bit of a team effort, too, because, you know, they... | |
| These higher levels is there, you know, they learn to protect their backline. | |
| Arriving at Ankhaki. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Alright, we got some reinforcements, so hopefully we're not trashed this time. | |
| Yo, can you hear me? | |
| Yo! | |
| Yo, what up? | |
| What's up, man? | |
| Alright, we can go into a team. | |
| Hopefully that kid is in there Alright Safety first. | |
| Taking down enemies first and a half Next skin bro. | |
| Oh, that's... | |
| Five, four, three Alright, let's go. | |
| You got water playing Reaper now, so you guys can literally just attack them in the front line. | |
| Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright, we're on point first. | |
| Our enemies are close. | |
| Our map first. | |
| They got Ramacha Reaper. | |
| Reaper trying to get me on the left. | |
| Reaper one shot on point! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Free front point, he has no raid? | |
| I'm pouring down a lot of damage, man. | |
| Reaper gone. | |
| There we go. | |
| I'm dead, I'm dead. | |
| *Sigh* Back up, back up. | |
| *Sigh* Back up, back up. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| *Sigh* How the fuck? | |
| *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* I got visor! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Push him back! | |
| Time to push them back Bro Come on, man! | |
| Get him from the side. | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out of him in the front. | |
| Like right now, the Echo is weak as shit. | |
| He's 1 HP! Bro, I'm getting so weak, man. | |
| There we go. | |
| Play. | |
| Echo weak. | |
| Oh, Reaper chasing you. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Reaper weak! | |
| Yo, he just used Raid! | |
| What the fuck?! | |
| This nigga solo ulted me?! | |
| You fucking faggot! | |
| Yo, on point! | |
| On point! | |
| This nigga solo ulted me! | |
| Reaper on the left! | |
| Reaper on the left! | |
| He's dead. | |
| Now he's staggered, idiot. | |
| Kill this idiot! | |
| What the fuck for? | |
| He's in here by himself with no healers! | |
| What on my way back We ride right there Watch out. | |
| He's low. | |
| He's running. | |
| He's running. | |
| He got healed up. | |
| He got healed up. | |
| Water is next to you. | |
| Moira, one. | |
| Yo, these niggas are chasing me so hard right now, man. | |
| Alright! | |
| Okay, we need to fix some shit, man. | |
| Cool Breeze, you gotta stop dying, nigga. | |
| You should be having a window every fight. | |
| That reaper kept getting us in the back line. | |
| Bro. | |
| Bro, you have an immortality field and you have a self field, bro. | |
| You should be out. | |
| You should be fucking them up one-on-one, bro. | |
| Die less, nigga. | |
| Die less. | |
| I'm not trying to fucking lose. | |
| I don't give a fuck if you're a chat, nigga. | |
| I'm not trying to lose, man. | |
| Tired of this shit. | |
| Five. | |
| Four. | |
| The Mercy's been doing the predominant healing here. | |
| If you're gonna play support, support faggot. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Not trying to lose. | |
| Stop sucking dick at this game. | |
| Let's go. | |
| We're on point. | |
| Here comes Ramatra and Moira. | |
| I'm breaking shield. | |
| Alright, we broke shield. | |
| Reaper's on the right. | |
| We forced Ramatra to go into Nemesis mode. | |
| I'm focusing on Moira. | |
| Moira weak. | |
| Moira had to run. | |
| Moira dead. | |
| One healer gone. | |
| One healer gone. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Kill this nigga, man. | |
| Dead. | |
| I'm on him. | |
| I'm on him. | |
| I'm chasing this nigga down. | |
| Don't let him live. | |
| There we go Back up back up a bit back up a bit I Putting a lot of pressure on them. | |
| Echo on the right, echo on the right, echo one shot on the right. | |
| Refront point, refront point, refront point, refront point! | |
| I'm about to ult. | |
| Mercy, get ready, pock to me. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go, faggots! | |
| Let's go, faggots! | |
| What's up? | |
| What y'all niggas wanna do now? | |
| Faggots! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| All five of them dead! | |
| These niggas are trash! | |
| Get in the backpack, maggots! | |
| I shoot his ass every time I see him. | |
| Break their shield first! | |
| Hit him with a direct helix! | |
| Sombra! | |
| She's trash! | |
| They're using everything! | |
| They're using everything! | |
| Fuck, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| It's fine, they use everything, bro. | |
| I don't quit. | |
| I'm a fight, darn it. | |
| Aw, they just killed both fillers. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Hold it to 99 if we can. | |
| Alright. | |
| We got it to 99. | |
| We got it to 99. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Echo on the right. | |
| Echo on the right. | |
| Where's this bitch? | |
| Alright, she ran? | |
| Here she is! | |
| Bitches one man That goes weakest fuck on the right I There we go! | |
| Walt's ulting! | |
| Push on that! | |
| Echo! | |
| Bitch! | |
| Alright, we got it. | |
| We got it. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Detroit. | |
| Round two. | |
| One. | |
| A TP back there killed both healers, and that was over for them after that. | |
| You're ready, bitch. | |
| Score. | |
| One. | |
| Guys, if you can't take a blank or something like that, then try to poke at the back line from different angles if you can. | |
| Especially if you're not taking any damage. | |
| Chat, I got y'all right now. | |
| I'm going to fix the sound right now. | |
| So I'm going to bring the sound effects down a bit. | |
| So y'all should hear the guys talking to chat more? | |
| Okay, yeah, man. | |
| Your mic is low. | |
| Very low. | |
| And then Walter doesn't talk, so. | |
| I'm focused, nigga. | |
| You trash, nigga. | |
| How you so focused and you so trash? | |
| 22 kills, nigga. | |
| Nigga, how you focused and trash, nigga? | |
| First game you haven't done trash, bro. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| Nigga, be silent but still be trash. | |
| Don't make sense. | |
| I can't help that, bro. | |
| I can't help that in all. | |
| Yeah, watch Moira on the left. | |
| Echo. | |
| Echo in the sky. | |
| Echo one! | |
| Got her! | |
| This bitch is trash! | |
| Oh Everyone down Soldier soldier in front of you walk you unaware fuck I got you though, even though you trash, nigga. | |
| Mae weak, Mae weak, she's the last one. | |
| Get her, get her, she's the last bitch. | |
| Come here whore, where's she at? | |
| Got her, let's go, she staggered. | |
| Good job, good job, she dead, dummy. | |
| Get back to point, get back to point. | |
| Soldier got saved by Lifeweaver. | |
| Still hit him with the Helix anyway. | |
| Stupid. | |
| He's weak as fuck up top left. | |
| One shot on Ramatra. | |
| One shot on Ramatra. | |
| Soldier on the left. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| Once they come into a fight... | |
| Back up, guys! | |
| They got Tree, bro! | |
| They got Tree! | |
| Back up! | |
| Back up! | |
| Fuck you, Mei, bitch! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Alright, last point. | |
| Ultimate! | |
| Yo, fresh at all. | |
| They may pick them up. | |
| You're aggressive. | |
| Why should I split up that wall? | |
| Up left, I hear some movement. | |
| Yeah, I hear a left. | |
| Be uplifted. | |
| Powered up. | |
| Soldier melted. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Idiot. | |
| Blizzard. | |
| Watch the blizzard. | |
| Yo, there's a muero behind you, bro. | |
| I'm dead, I'm dead. | |
| Moira gone, Moira gone! | |
| I'm dead, I'm dead. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fuck! | |
| This is If I'm still standing I'm still Alright, we're grouped up. | |
| We're grouped up. | |
| up I'm behind you guys so I'm with you if they try to wall you off ah shit you don't have to push immediately on this make sure you don't die lets take a different angle I'm over here. | |
| I'm pouring pressure on them. | |
| They're looking at me. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Man, I don't know how I died there. | |
| Oh, he got lucky. | |
| He was shooting at you when you were teleporting, bro, and he got me. | |
| That's what happened. | |
| Shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm going to resurrect now. | |
| All fighting together. | |
| Well, they should be dying again. | |
| I'm about to have ult. | |
| I'm just farming ult right now. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm 95 to ult. | |
| What do we got? | |
| Oh, here she is! | |
| She's one HP. She's running. | |
| She ran away. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| Mei here, guys. | |
| Mei here. | |
| Mei here. | |
| Mei here weak. | |
| Let's go. | |
| You're out of position. | |
| No! | |
| Fuck! | |
| This Mei ulted me, bro. | |
| I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you. | |
| She still got me! | |
| Yo, she's at my death spot. | |
| She's at where I died. | |
| Bitch froze. | |
| Yo, she blizzarded me while I was ulting, bro. | |
| Nah, it's fine, it's fine. | |
| Y'all should be able to win that. | |
| I've seen tougher spots God | |
| ah fuck play of the game bro Bro. | |
| Oh my god, man. - Yo, we gotta realize that they can't look two directions at once. | |
| That's why I always advise to, like, try to poke from different angles and shit. | |
| Because if you distract them and shit, if you distract the healer, that means they can't heal. | |
| They got to be too busy running. | |
| If you shoot at a DPS, that means that they can't shoot at your tank. | |
| Cool Breeze, you're going to get one more chance, bro. | |
| If we lose again, you get kicked, nigga. | |
| I'm going to be honest with you. | |
| You suck. | |
| Hey, Water, that's a good strategy, Water. | |
| You went 7-12, bro, playing healer, man. | |
| You died too much. | |
| I barely heard any windows. | |
| And I play Baptiste, that's why I know you suck. | |
| Nah, I have a few windows up in the fields. | |
| Bro, I ain't seen no windows, man. | |
| I didn't hear it one time light them up. | |
| I heard it like once, actually. | |
| And that's one of the easiest fucking alts to get, too. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| I'm gonna give you one more chance. | |
| If you suck it up again, you're getting kicked, man. | |
| I'm not trying to fucking lose. | |
| Yo, Bill's in the chat. | |
| What up bills We got a game Now entering midtown I We shouldn't be losing these fucking scrubs, man, on the other team, man. | |
| man niggas are fucking garbage though every soldier needs a cause Watch your flanks. | |
| They might try something. | |
| Go Mercy, because we need the res my help. | |
| For the first point. | |
| I'll see this matter resolved We're like on a fucking five game lose streak right now man Shit's fucking annoying, bro. | |
| I'm on a five game lose streak too, don't worry. | |
| No, uh, difference is we're not okay with losing though. | |
| Yep. | |
| Yep. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Don't die, don't die. | |
| I'm repositioning you. | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay. | |
| We gotta forget a whole fort. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yo, we're down one. | |
| We're down one. | |
| It's four versus five right now. | |
| Arisa gone. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm the equalizer. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm the equalizer, though. | |
| I'm the equalizer, though. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Three niggas dead on their team. | |
| They're trash. | |
| Moira top left. | |
| Moira top left. | |
| That bitch ran in the train like a whore. | |
| I'll need to move past the taxi. | |
| They're about to die, man. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm behind the bar. | |
| Stop for army. | |
| Where is she? | |
| Where is she? | |
| She was by the truck. | |
| Yeah, she ran. | |
| She ran. | |
| One shot on Brig on the right. | |
| Brig on the right weak. | |
| Brig on the right weak. | |
| Good. | |
| Good kill. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| Arisa weak. | |
| Good kill. | |
| Good kill. | |
| Junkrat weak as fuck! | |
| Alright, back up. | |
| That's better. | |
| On point, on point. | |
| On point, on point. | |
| Sombra on the right. | |
| Got her. | |
| She's dead, bitch. | |
| She's gonna ult! | |
| She's gonna ult! | |
| She's gonna ult, bro! | |
| She's gonna ult! | |
| Get fucked, bitch! | |
| I didn't hit phase. | |
| I couldn't move in time. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Yo, he was above and behind us, bro. | |
| He threw it from behind us. | |
| It's fine, though. | |
| He's dead. | |
| He's dead. | |
| We still held it. | |
| We still held it. | |
| We killed... | |
| He was the last one alive. | |
| Go wait nice nice I held it Let's go! | |
| Held it! | |
| Held it down! | |
| Kuriko running! | |
| Alright, he dead. | |
| Morim's dead. | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Man, these niggas are trash. | |
| I'm breaking his shield. | |
| Fuck him up. | |
| Fuck him up. | |
| He ain't got no shield no more. | |
| And he doesn't have healers. | |
| And he don't have healers. | |
| Okay, now he does. | |
| He's still going Dino! | |
| Reaper, Reaper, Reaper! | |
| He's on the truck on the right. | |
| Reaper's on the right, guys. | |
| Reaper's to the right. | |
| One shot on Ramatra. | |
| What the fuck, bitch? | |
| Yo, Sombra behind us, man. | |
| Sombra behind us. | |
| Fucking gay, man. | |
| They got it? | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, no, hold on. | |
| We might have some. | |
| We got a coalescence up. | |
| Damn it! - Almost there. | |
| - Might die. | |
| - I am upset. - But some cyber cyber cyber fan. - Reality fails to my win. - She's one HP. | |
| Reaper. | |
| Nice! | |
| Last one is Reaper. | |
| Let's see if he gets in here. | |
| Moira not coming because she sucked. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| We held it. | |
| We fucking held it. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Score. | |
| Zero to zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare to attack. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Bill's in the chat watching his rage. | |
| Or watching me rage in this case. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm probably gonna lose it. | |
| I'm probably gonna get banned again after today. | |
| I had to let that nigga lie. | |
| I know he sucks, though. | |
| God damn, he was trash. | |
| Worst Zen I ever played with in my life, man. | |
| Nigga was always dead, bro. | |
| He had 500 healing after the first round, bro. | |
| How do you have 500 healing? | |
| Bro, Zen is the easiest healer to fucking heal with. | |
| You just throw orb on somebody and that's it. | |
| You just throw orb on niggas that are weak. | |
| That's all you gotta do. | |
| You don't gotta aim nothing. | |
| Hit shift, faggot. | |
| Garbage, man. | |
| More field research. | |
| Alright, we just gotta cap this shit, man. | |
| Let's win this, man. | |
| I'm about to break their shield faster than they can break ours! | |
| Hit a few with Helix. | |
| This Rematra could die. | |
| He's out of position. | |
| He's out of position. | |
| He's out of position, bro. | |
| Kill this nigga, bro. | |
| Rematra dead. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Turn on. | |
| Ashes, one shot in the back. | |
| We must capture this territory. | |
| Sam dead? | |
| Torb? | |
| Oh, thank you. | |
| Torb? | |
| Dead? | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Easy clap. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| GG. Let's go! | |
| GG. What's up, Mercy? | |
| You mean the Moira? | |
| Huh? | |
| Play of the game. | |
| I will say this, man. | |
| As a female, you're better than most girls. | |
| Most girls suck at this game, so good job. | |
| I'll take it. | |
| Alright, there you go. | |
| I was probably gonna get off after this because it's late for me, but thanks for the offer All right Let's queue back up. | |
| Alright, I'm going to read chats here if we got any. | |
| I saw somebody here said that they wanted to rumble rant, but they can't. | |
| Guys, if you can't rumble rant, just go FNFSuperChat.com. | |
| I'm actually getting all the chats here. | |
| The last chat I got is from Dan, but I think that was from earlier. | |
| That was from the show. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| It's on screen right now. | |
| Yeah, this is from the show. | |
| So yeah, if y'all want to get your chat ready, go ahead and super chat in and I'll read them on fnfsuperchat.com or you can rumble right in, whatever you guys prefer. | |
| But if you do fnfsuperchat, I'll be able to see it directly. | |
| So it's faster, I guess, so to speak. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| I don't know what... | |
| I want to make sure I don't miss any of y'all chats here. | |
| Shout out to all you ninjas watching. | |
| We've got 2,500 of y'all. | |
| Bro, we have a lot of y'all watching, man. | |
| Like, I'm glad that you guys enjoy these real nigga streams, man. | |
| These real nigga gamer streams. | |
| We don't even do this during primetime. | |
| I think if we did this during primetime, we'd probably have way more people watching. | |
| I think they have no choice, bro. | |
| I mean, it's up to you, bro. | |
| I'm not a fan of land. | |
| I ain't gonna lie to you. | |
| I'm not a fan of land. | |
| In America, land is not as good as having a real property. | |
| So if you can get rid of it, bro, and break even or be profitable, then I would say get rid of it. | |
| Yo, bro, what if I find my girl's mom hot? | |
| Is it wrong? | |
| That's from J1517. Nah, just don't get caught staring, man. | |
| She got me mad as hell at you. | |
| Alright. | |
| Aw, man, this map is trash. | |
| I hate this map, bro. | |
| Alright, whatever. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| We in it now, boyos. | |
| This will not be won without sacrifice. | |
| Tell the moms, listen, man. | |
| I know what you need. | |
| Myron, what's your favorite top three subjects? | |
| Mine's probably history, science, and math. | |
| I liked history, writing, and... | |
| That's it, man. | |
| Science is gay, so is math. | |
| Fuck that shit. | |
| Alright, let's see here. | |
| They're gonna be right in front of you, uh, my ring. | |
| Yep. | |
| I see them. | |
| They got a Doomfist. | |
| They got a Doomfist. | |
| I'm backing them a bit. | |
| He might try to flank. | |
| Oh. | |
| Okay. | |
| Watch out for the dynamite, bro. | |
| Oh, this throws dynamite. | |
| Guys, this is a death room in here. | |
| Doom dead! | |
| Their tank is gone. | |
| Just Junkrat. | |
| Junkrat melted. | |
| Faggot up top. | |
| Just a faggot up top. | |
| Kill the fairy, boy. | |
| Kill the faggot. | |
| Come here, faggot! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Hit that nigga with the helix. | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Come here! | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Nigga fist behind me. | |
| Nigga fist behind me. | |
| Alright. | |
| Doomfist on the left here. | |
| Good bomb, good bomb. | |
| That hit him, that hit him. | |
| Doofus is weak as fuck. | |
| He keeps trying to poke and gets hit. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Get this Doom! | |
| Fuck him up, fuck him up, fuck him up! | |
| Yeah, block that, nigga! | |
| Ana! | |
| Uh, she got pulled. | |
| Let's go! | |
| They're dead anyway! | |
| Dead fucking Scrubs. | |
| Nigga, trash. | |
| You're fine, Kariko. | |
| Thanks. | |
| I was gonna throw a heal down, but you were fine. | |
| There was no Junker. | |
| You're dead. | |
| Alright, we got this shit. | |
| Let's see if they try to... | |
| Is there Ashe? | |
| Is it Winamaker? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| It's Ashe. | |
| It's Ashe. | |
| Watch. | |
| Guys, look to your left. | |
| Look to your left. | |
| They got Sigma now. | |
| That boy weak, though. | |
| He about to die. | |
| You're fucked, idiot. | |
| Oh, that nigga dropped the Hamas rocket. | |
| Let's go, Allah Akbar! | |
| Alright, take the fucking shit, man. | |
| Bro, you dropped the rockets on Ana. | |
| That's hilarious. | |
| Yo, one shot on Junkrat. | |
| One shot at Junkrat. | |
| Get fucked, idiot! | |
| Take point, take point. | |
| These niggas is garbage. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Ash to the left. | |
| Keep going open. | |
| Okay, Roadhog. | |
| They got Roadhog. | |
| Fatboy coming. | |
| Fatboy coming. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I see him. | |
| I see him. | |
| He's weak though. | |
| On on the right. | |
| Roadhog coming on point right now. | |
| Onwards to victory! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Watch out, there's a bop on the point, man! | |
| He's gone. | |
| We got it. | |
| Get somebody to the left and jump right. | |
| They're good. | |
| They're good. | |
| Well, I'm not. | |
| Alright, niggas are scared. | |
| Continuing damaging creeps. | |
| I'm very scared. | |
| I'm very scared. | |
| Here they come! | |
| On the right. | |
| I hit Roadhog a few times. | |
| Back up though. | |
| Back up. | |
| Don't get hooked bro. | |
| Don't get hooked. | |
| Don't get hooked. | |
| Tire. | |
| Back up. | |
| Spread out. | |
| Spread out. | |
| Oh god, it's fucking second. | |
| Nice! | |
| Careful! | |
| They're on the objective! | |
| Push them out! | |
| Roadhog. | |
| Roadhog, Roadhog. Run, run, run, run, run. | |
| They got it. | |
| They got it. | |
| Back up. | |
| Kuriko, back up, back up! | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| These niggas is chasing me! | |
| We got you, we got you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's go, let's go. | |
| We can re-engage. | |
| Watch the Roadhog hook! | |
| Roadhog weak! | |
| Fuck him up, Walt! | |
| Oh, he's ulting. | |
| Yeah, he did. | |
| Oh, he got nano too. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, I got, yeah. | |
| He got nanoed as well, bro. | |
| He got nanoed. | |
| It's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| They burned. | |
| How many else did they burn? | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Look, Mad Boys didn't come this way. | |
| Yeah, there we go. | |
| Let's go around. | |
| Kill this Roadhog! | |
| He's out of position! | |
| There we go! | |
| Kiriko gone! | |
| Let's go! | |
| He's an idiot! | |
| You dummy! | |
| You dummy! | |
| Come here, sword sword nigger bitch! | |
| Come here! | |
| Where you going? | |
| Yeah, you're too far ahead. | |
| I can't get to him. | |
| It don't matter! | |
| I got this! | |
| Let's go, niggas! | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Let's go! | |
| These niggas is dying! | |
| No, nothing ends now! | |
| Shut up, bitch! | |
| Dead! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Take the shit! | |
| Faggots! | |
| Here we go! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| Roadhog on the right! | |
| right road fat fat ass road dog on the right Kariqo weak Y'all got Kuriko? | |
| Good finish. | |
| Come here, fat boy! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Ana's on point! | |
| Ana's on point. | |
| Ana's on point by herself. | |
| She's susceptible to die. | |
| Let's kill this whore. | |
| Ana, one shot. | |
| On point. | |
| Good shit. | |
| She's an idiot. | |
| Bad position. | |
| Kuriko one, bitch! | |
| Roadhog has no hook. | |
| Roadhog has no hook, bro. | |
| Roadhog on the right, no hook. | |
| Take everything from them. | |
| No choices. | |
| Up right, top left. | |
| Oh my god, this one. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| No, wait, wait. | |
| We just hit the point. | |
| Remembering the separation rise. | |
| Take these healing. | |
| He's dead. | |
| You're anti-fresh. | |
| You're positioning. | |
| Is she proud? | |
| There we go. | |
| I feel warm inside. | |
| Let's pull back. | |
| I need to get this. | |
| Ana, one shot. | |
| Yo, uh, Myron, if you can close up, let's go. | |
| Yeah, I will. | |
| I will. | |
| I'm gonna go top left right now. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Watch tire. | |
| Spread out, spread out, spread out. | |
| I see tires coming around the left-hand side. | |
| Tires coming around left. | |
| Onwards to victory! | |
| This ends now! | |
| Fucking lucky ass bitch! | |
| Yeah, they got it. | |
| I got visor though, so next fight we gonna fuck them up. | |
| Next fight. | |
| Alright, I got visor, faggots. | |
| Y'all ready? | |
| Alright, what else do we got? | |
| Okay, we can combine. | |
| Yeah, we can combine. | |
| I'm gonna take high ground. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Don't die from this bitch, man. | |
| Alright. | |
| Where's, where's, uh, Walt? | |
| Okay, Walt, you ready? | |
| You guys gotta go in there and jump in the team. | |
| I'm gonna shoot them from the side. | |
| Come on. | |
| I'm gonna take the side. | |
| Whoa, get on point! | |
| Yeah, I can't hear you. | |
| There you go. | |
| I'm ulting, let's go! | |
| Junkwreck on! | |
| On a week, on a week! | |
| What the?! | |
| Yo, yo! | |
| This bitch got me from behind, bro. | |
| Killers. | |
| He's fucking trash. | |
| Y'all should have it, though. | |
| Y'all should have it. | |
| Okay, easy clap. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| That's the thing with Soldier. | |
| The thing is that you can't flank until your team engages. | |
| Otherwise they're gonna fuck you up. | |
| Let's fucking do it again boys. | |
| Yo, that's me water bro. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Looks like he's a support main? | |
| Yeah, I can do either. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yo, what's up, Roche? | |
| Hey, you like that name, don't you? | |
| What the f--? | |
| Maybe I like you. | |
| What's with your, uh, talk jokes every night? | |
| Starting to get a little sus. | |
| Hey, man. | |
| Wanna find out? | |
| Piss motherfucker, bro. | |
| Something in your throat, nigga? | |
| Hey, yo. | |
| BBC gang, we down. | |
| Bye. | |
| Hey, yo. | |
| EBC gang, we up right now. | |
| for open grip. | |
| *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* I don't even know what to fucking say to that. | |
| Stupid! | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| I'm just kidding, bro. | |
| I ain't more, man. | |
| Do you carry around a soundboard with you? | |
| Like, in your pocket? | |
| Well, you see, I have one on my crib, you know? | |
| I'm pretty snappy with it, man. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| You build your own PC fresh? | |
| Of course! | |
| Yeah? | |
| What are you rocking? | |
| Rumble Chat, y'all are just crazy, bro. | |
| I bet you builds or fucking something. | |
| Fucking built your PC, didn't he? | |
| Uh, there's this guy called Andy. | |
| Andy, okay. | |
| Nigga, Andy. | |
| Yo, yo, I'm kinda hungry, man. | |
| Alright, order food then, faggot. | |
| What the hell are you telling me for? | |
| What the fuck is this? | |
| This is aim training. | |
| I would've picked something different than Jen. | |
| Yeah, switch... | |
| I do this shit to work on my tracking. | |
| I'll be going hard in the paint, man. | |
| I don't know if dudes be watching, but you guys have probably noticed that I've gotten better just in a few days. | |
| Your aim is better. | |
| Yeah, I'm getting used to the mouse and keyboard. | |
| I still fuck up sometimes with the keys, though. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| You're holding your girl out of cooldown for too long, though. | |
| Hold what? | |
| You're holding your cooldown for too long. | |
| Like if you're playing Soldier, your Helix, you could be getting like twice the amount of Helix as if you just use the one cooldown. | |
| Yeah, I'll use it more The fuck you swap here Just die bro Yeah, just fall off the map. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I gotta hit it. | |
| tactical termination keep your head out of the clouds Hey, it's Keiko. | |
| I need another girl here. | |
| You can't beat me. | |
| Okay Double kill I'm going to my mind I had to use the past few matches because I can hear your name Double kill You picked the wrong one of these guys heads up Fight the bullet Double kill Double kill I'm on fire Might have used too much lighter for now | |
| Double kill Triple kill Should've kept your head down My team continues Double kill My web grows heavy It was a pleasure Hand the clouds, but you're great Heat check, affirmative I believe I'm not sure about it | |
| Alright, we got a game. | |
| Alright, let's get it. | |
| Oh shit, I'm playing healer? | |
| Alright. | |
| That's probably a good thing. | |
| If you put me on healer, I'm gonna be diamond, right? | |
| It's gonna make our games harder. | |
| Wait, you're a diamond on healer? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I'm not on DPS, though, so this is actually better for us. | |
| This should, like, make it easier. | |
| No, you're on DPS right now. | |
| Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Don't be trash, nigga. | |
| We're gonna get easier lobbying. | |
| Another day, another battlefield. | |
| Alright, melt them. | |
| For the moment, we have a common purpose. | |
| Let's focus on that. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh, I was gonna say should we go on a team, but it don't matter. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yo, can y'all really hear my stream? | |
| Because they make it sound like it's fucking awful. | |
| You guys can really hear everything? | |
| I have to turn the fucking game volume right down when I'm in a game with you. | |
| Yeah, I can hear your game volume too. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Okay. | |
| I gotta find a way then so that it doesn't annoy you guys. | |
| Yo, Watt. | |
| Alright, we're taking high ground over here. | |
| Watt went down below. | |
| Watt retarded. | |
| He went below. | |
| Crash. | |
| Okay, there's already a tracer behind us. | |
| I'm looking though. | |
| What the?! | |
| Okay! | |
| Alright, yo, they came all the way around. | |
| Yeah, well, that's why you gotta go with us, bro. | |
| Alright, Wall just died. | |
| Dude, we gotta regroup. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Alright. | |
| What the? | |
| Soldier 76 online. | |
| Mate checking in. | |
| The smerts. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's go high ground and just shoot down on them. | |
| Come on. | |
| They're probably not on point though. | |
| They're probably on high ground at this point. | |
| Yup, there's a tracer already. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| There's Kuriko right here! | |
| here she could die I'm just trying to keep you guys up What's the bomb? | |
| Alright, that's one dead. | |
| That's one dead. | |
| I got two. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm pushing. | |
| I got two. | |
| Yo! | |
| Yo! | |
| Sigma weak! | |
| Sigma weak! | |
| Man, kill this nigga! | |
| Got him! | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm about to have window. | |
| I'm about to have window. | |
| Top left. | |
| Actually, soldier right here. | |
| Get on high ground, faggots. | |
| Tracer backing up. | |
| She sucks. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| We needed to take that front high ground a lot quicker. | |
| Anna, top. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Tracer on the left. | |
| He's walled. | |
| He's getting froze. | |
| Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him. | |
| Got him. | |
| I got a window, by the way. | |
| I'm trying to find... | |
| I'm waiting for them to ult. | |
| Chase around me. | |
| I got you. | |
| I got you. | |
| I'm healing you, Mercy. | |
| I need heals. | |
| I need heals. | |
| Tariqo? | |
| Go back to the team. | |
| Get back to the team. | |
| Yep. | |
| Yo, fuck it, bro. | |
| Here. | |
| Window. | |
| Window. | |
| Use that shit. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Fuck. | |
| You got the window, though. | |
| Yo. | |
| Water. | |
| They're straight ahead of you. | |
| She got so lucky, bro, spamming that shit. | |
| I think it's three on three right now. | |
| Three on three. | |
| This ends now. | |
| Holy fuck, we're getting pocketed. | |
| Walt, use the cover, Walt. | |
| Use the cover. | |
| You're gonna die, bro. | |
| I'm keeping Fresh up right now. | |
| I'm keeping you up, Fresh. | |
| Oh my god, I don't know how y'all niggas still alive, but I'm still here keeping you scrubs alive! | |
| Yeah, it's that wall, bro. | |
| That was a fucking insane wall. | |
| I've held this point the whole time. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Okay. | |
| No, she's right here. | |
| I'm literally looking at her. | |
| I'm pocketing you. | |
| I'm pocketing you. | |
| She chasing you, bro. | |
| She chasing you. | |
| She recalled. | |
| She's one. | |
| Come back. | |
| Come to me. | |
| Just keep your shield on the beach if you pulse bomb. | |
| She nanoed the fucking Sigma. | |
| It's fine. | |
| We take it once and then we win. | |
| Don't use any ult. | |
| Don't waste ult. | |
| Don't waste ult. | |
| Yeah, just come back water. | |
| Just come back. | |
| I'm with y'all. | |
| I'm right behind you. | |
| I'm back. | |
| I'm with you guys. | |
| You guys are fine. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I threw the immortality field. | |
| Good Blizzard. | |
| Good Blizzard. | |
| Do we get anybody in it? | |
| Watch out, Walt! | |
| All right, we got a visor. | |
| Keep this pocket soldier while he does it. | |
| Trying to keep Ryan up. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's it, that's it. | |
| Nice, good shit. | |
| Let them up! | |
| Let's build a drink for life. | |
| She's gonna cut. | |
| I got the window open. | |
| He's trying to heal you off so you don't die. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| I was popping off with fucking Myron the other night, too. | |
| Last week. | |
| You were popping off with him alone? | |
| Wow. | |
| I was trying to carry him, but... | |
| Hey bro, you're a diamond, bro. | |
| You're a diamond. | |
| Don't forget that. | |
| I used to be a GM, man. | |
| Oh, I know. | |
| But you were on console with fucking auto-aim and bullshit. | |
| Console is like nothing. | |
| It's pretty bad. | |
| I wanna say it's that bad. | |
| Okay, maybe not that bad, but it is still pretty bad. | |
| I would say it's the equivalent to maybe a diamond or a master. | |
| You can't even turn around, bro. | |
| Oh, Ryan has slept. | |
| I got you, I got you. | |
| Keep your shield up, bro. | |
| You're anti-healed. | |
| Okay, got you up. | |
| I'm shooting him, bro. | |
| He's one, he's one, he's one, he's one. | |
| I'm... | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Tracer got me. | |
| Tracer got me. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Tracer got both of you. | |
| That's for reset, reset, reset. | |
| Yeah, I try to go after that Sigma. | |
| Fuck this up. | |
| I'm gonna try to go after that Sigma with me. | |
| Uh, fuck. | |
| Yeah, but you're really good against the Tracer though. | |
| You just swing on her and she's in trouble, right? | |
| True, but I gotta get her first. | |
| Ryan has a pretty good counter for her. | |
| Yeah, she's just not even gonna go around if she's smart. | |
| She, her bomb didn't do shit. | |
| Yo, there's a Sigma to your left, Walt. | |
| Fuck him up. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| I'm healing you, I'm healing you, I'm healing you. | |
| Sigma weak man. | |
| Push me. | |
| Push him, Walt! | |
| Put some pressure on that nigga, man! | |
| He weak! | |
| Sigma weak! | |
| There you go! | |
| There you go, Walt! | |
| Get the tracer behind us! | |
| Get point, get point, get point! | |
| Soldier up top. | |
| Alright, good. | |
| I got window as well. | |
| I headshot the soldier there. | |
| He's weak. | |
| He's back in upper heels. | |
| Good. | |
| Tracer's on the left. | |
| Push sick! | |
| Push him! | |
| He's fucked. | |
| He's fucked. | |
| He's won. | |
| He's won. | |
| Kill him. | |
| You got it, Walt. | |
| You got it. | |
| Let them out. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Walt, just stay in the field. | |
| Stay in the field, Walt, you scrub. | |
| Keeping you alive right now, Digger. | |
| - Get behind the wall, get behind the wall. | |
| - All right, go around the corner. | |
| - Whoa, whoa, whoa, look at your shield up. - Keep me out motherfuckers, pick me now. | |
| Pick me fucking now, come on. | |
| - All right, uh. | |
| - He's one, he's one. | |
| You guys win that. | |
| Yeah, y'all should have that. | |
| Yeah, run back and get health. | |
| Run back and get health. | |
| There you go. | |
| Hold on, I'm coming back right now, man. | |
| Heels, go back for our left. | |
| Go back for our left. | |
| Don't peek in the middle. | |
| Yo, soldier up top. | |
| Oh shit, they're looking at me. | |
| They're looking at us. | |
| That's why I'm sitting here. | |
| You are completely healed. | |
| Come on, play point. | |
| We want to force them done The tricks around me Thank you I can't die now. | |
| I'm the only healer for you guys. | |
| Soldiers are just trying to... | |
| Alright, we lost that one. | |
| That's fine. | |
| We take it one more time and I've almost got Blizzard. | |
| Sit on cool. | |
| We'll be at this. | |
| All right, let's go Parla for parla they've got nothing to push us off with basically other than the Yeah Larry what when you all make sure that there's no Sigma shield in front of you, bro When we Okay, they just nanoed. | |
| I got you. | |
| I got you guys. | |
| Get an immortality field. | |
| Yo, you guys are anti-heel. | |
| Back up! | |
| Hammer it! | |
| Hammer it! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Tracer got me from behind, bro. | |
| She's backing up. | |
| Because we got that window up! | |
| That bitch is scared! | |
| She recalled? | |
| She's weak man! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| The soldier shot me from across. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Sigmund point! | |
| Sigmund point! | |
| I'm on him! | |
| I'm on him! | |
| Got him! | |
| Shut up, nigga! | |
| Tracer gone. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| We won. | |
| Faggots, man. | |
| Victory! | |
| Alright. | |
| All right. | |
| That sweet sweet open grip. | |
| All right. | |
| Hey, I can't play, um, tank. | |
| Somebody rank up? | |
| Uh, not me. | |
| What's the tank anymore? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I think I rank down from that. | |
| You rank down? | |
| Yeah, fuck. | |
| Bronze. | |
| Oh, yeah, you went to bronze one. | |
| Man, it's all good. | |
| GG, guys. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| You play, bro. | |
| I'm gonna dip. | |
| What do you mean you're gonna dip, nigga? | |
| Nigga, what? | |
| Bro. | |
| This is a fresh and fit stream. | |
| Bro, yo, Walt. | |
| You're not leaving. | |
| I need to get ready anyway. | |
| Get ready for what, faggot? | |
| You already packed. | |
| Just thinking, bro. | |
| I'm hungry, too, man. | |
| Huh? | |
| I'm hungry, too, man. | |
| Man, Walt, stop being a faggot, bro. | |
| Bruh. | |
| Nigga, just order food. | |
| That's what you mean, man. | |
| Just order food, man. | |
| Alright, it's a good plan, Rachel. | |
| The rape train continues. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I'm good. | |
| I'm good. | |
| What do you mean you're good? | |
| Bro, come on. | |
| I can do tank now. | |
| You can do what? | |
| I can do tank now. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I think Kobe's left. | |
| Yeah, he went down See that's the problem You should definitely look into that whole fucking Sinatra thing, bro. | |
| That would actually be a good topic. | |
| Let me look this up real fast. | |
| Let me look this shit up. | |
| He got fucked in the whole Me Too movement thing. | |
| Alright, Sinatra. | |
| Because he was a Tracer main, right? | |
| He's the number one player in the world. | |
| He was the MVP of the Overwatch League in 2019, and he was the MVP of the world the same year. | |
| I don't know exactly who you're talking about. | |
| Tracer was my first main, and... | |
| Yeah, I was a fan of his. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| He was a really good Tracer, but through that year he basically carried on Zarya because it was Goats. | |
| And then he also fucking played Doomfist at the end of it. | |
| But yeah, he's a hyperflex. | |
| He's a really good player. | |
| And then he went and played Valorant and he was also like top of... | |
| Like, he was one of the best players in Valorant. | |
| So wait, so what happened to him? | |
| I got the shit right here. | |
| Here's the videos. | |
| Let me see if I could screen share this shit real quick with y'all ninjas. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Let me know when we have a game, though, of course. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Oh shit, we got a game. | |
| Fuck, never mind. | |
| Okay I'm pissed real quick In chat, yep, there we go | |
| Okay Alright, | |
| back in the nick back in the nick of time. | |
| Okay, back in the nick of time. | |
| Well, hopefully it's not that bad. | |
| All right Hey, where's fresh head? | |
| All right, Ana just wasted a nade these kids are bad there's my minus Orisa weak. | |
| Orisa like half right now. | |
| You got him, Will. | |
| I'm shooting the healers in the back. | |
| Ana 1, Ana 1, Ana 1. | |
| Good, good, good, good shit. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good shit, water. | |
| Good shit, man. | |
| I'll just point out pressure on them from a distance. | |
| Yo, that Symmetra fucking beam hurts. | |
| That was a really nice Blackwater. | |
| Lead acquired. | |
| Good start. | |
| We should take some space. | |
| Walt, you want to be up here. | |
| I'll always play in the corner making space. | |
| Hanzo right there. | |
| Hanzo on the right. | |
| Good shield. | |
| Uh, Hans on the right. | |
| Hans! | |
| Hanzo on the right. | |
| Just kill their Moira. | |
| Don't res it. | |
| Don't res it. | |
| Hanzo on the right, guys. | |
| Hanzo on the right. | |
| and I know we just get a kind of trick and then we can throw in for Torb and Orisa. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| See? | |
| I just fucked up with mouse and keyboard. | |
| I didn't turn around. | |
| I couldn't turn around. | |
| Like, shit like that, bro. | |
| I hit the E button on accident. | |
| Fucking stupid. | |
| Alright. | |
| Nigga, you playing on a controller. | |
| I know you ain't talking, faggot. | |
| Nigga, you gotta play on a keyboard with this shit. | |
| This isn't really good about the stall, actually. | |
| They can't push the cart past this window without getting us out of here. | |
| I got my right I got my sir. | |
| All right, I'm using it The door got him for Four dead. | |
| I killed four. | |
| I killed four. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| This turn don't kill me I didn't have enough fucking HP to fucking that hanzo hanzo weak hanzo I've got the cart. | |
| I've got the cart. | |
| Hanzo weak. | |
| he's running though. | |
| Fuck you! | |
| He's 1 HP! Lifeweaver just saved him. | |
| He sucks! | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| It's fine. | |
| We're pushing this shit. | |
| Watch above us and behind. | |
| He's gonna be in that gym. | |
| Torb! | |
| Torb on the right! | |
| We gotta kill him. | |
| We gotta kill that. | |
| Oh no! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Keep blocking, keep blocking. | |
| There we go, here we go. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| Alright, me and Mercy are coming back right now. | |
| Alright, after my ultimate, I'm gonna get around here. | |
| Me and Mercy are coming back right now. | |
| Yo, yo, turn! | |
| Uh, yo, run, bro! | |
| I'm trying to get in, bro. | |
| I'm getting kicked hard. | |
| I'm with you Symmetra. | |
| Yeah Big race big race narrows I don't see how to the right is he still there? | |
| I'm with you water. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| He's gonna. | |
| Oh, no Hansel's on the left Hansel's on the left. | |
| You mean he's on the left The Hansel's on the left, bro We're gonna take us enemy Toradoc I can't get away with this. | |
| Uh oh. | |
| Okay. | |
| I gotcha, I gotcha. | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| I'm shooting the fuck out this Orisa! | |
| Oh man, bro, I landed every headshot on her. | |
| Okay. | |
| We got this. | |
| Guys, I got visor. | |
| I got visor. | |
| Arisa weak. | |
| Can we push on these idiots, please? | |
| Fuck this shit, man. | |
| These niggas are trash. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm pouring pressure on them. | |
| Okay. | |
| They used two ults for my visor, so that's fine. | |
| Oh, Arisa on the left here. | |
| Here, I got one. | |
| Hanzo gone. | |
| Kiriko weak! | |
| Kiriko, I'm focusing her! | |
| Fucking robots in my way though. | |
| I'm flanking him. | |
| I'm going for the Kiriko, bro. | |
| I want this bitch dead. | |
| Kiriko gone! | |
| Healer's gone! | |
| Healer's gone! | |
| Healer's gone now! | |
| Fucking this Orissa! | |
| Get melted bitch! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go, mate. | |
| Let's kill this Hanzo. | |
| He's by himself. | |
| He ain't gonna have nobody. | |
| Where's he at? | |
| Oh, he's up in the window. | |
| He's up in the window. | |
| Oh, he's gone. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Tor by himself. | |
| Oh! | |
| So fucking lucky, man. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm getting the fuck out the way. | |
| So fucking lucky man Okay I Orisa one shot! | |
| Orisa one! | |
| Orisa one! | |
| Junkrat one on payload! | |
| Oh my god, man. | |
| Junkrat weak as fuck! | |
| I got another visor. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Buildin' that shit up. | |
| Shit, nigga, man. | |
| Orisa on me. | |
| We can kill this Orisa though. | |
| This arrest lucky died What where the fuck are you nigga to kill this tank man, God Goddamn! | |
| I even got killed by Junkrat bro. | |
| Junkrat, Junkrat, Junkrat, Junkrat. | |
| Got him, he's dead. | |
| I got a heal down. | |
| Turco, Turco, one. | |
| Oh god, the turret. | |
| Bro, the turret. | |
| Torb is weak. | |
| Yeah, we gotta push him. | |
| Yeah, here we go. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Hey, now the rest of the time Yeah, you bitch-ass nigga. | |
| Junkrat. | |
| Junkrat, weak! | |
| Chase him down Moira if we can. | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| Let's kill this spagot. | |
| Oh, he ran? | |
| He ran? | |
| Yeah, he ran. | |
| Yeah, he's one now. | |
| He's fine. | |
| He probably got healing. | |
| Yeah, he is. | |
| I'm back. | |
| We got the lead. | |
| Let's go! | |
| One shot on the- I got you, I got you, I got you. | |
| Push, push, push with the coalescence. | |
| Get in it! | |
| Go, go, go, go, go! | |
| Get in there! | |
| Go! | |
| Intergressions Wow okay Okay. | |
| Okay, it's fine. | |
| We still got the lead. | |
| We're winning. | |
| I'm flanking them. | |
| Just die on the robot. | |
| Die on the robot. | |
| We need to regroup. | |
| We're losing this fight. | |
| We just die on the robot. | |
| Don't use any ult. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm running back. | |
| I'm running back. | |
| Don't take your something. | |
| Just die. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Look at my heart. | |
| Bro. | |
| Look at my heart. | |
| You threw the Blizzard Bro and Lifeweaver saved the Torben and threw him up in a leaf. | |
| Alright, let's fucking walk off. | |
| Uh, Walt, they're pushing at you hard, man. | |
| No Much mercy hold hold on big deals on time I'm still standing | |
| I'm still fighting Whoa what the Stay behind me Torb on the left Torb on the left! | |
| One shot on him! | |
| This Lifeweaver, bro, is saving these niggas, man. | |
| Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| There we go. | |
| We got a big blizzard! | |
| Big blizzard! | |
| Let's go! | |
| There we go. | |
| Oh, that's gonna fucking hurt. | |
| Wait till they take her. | |
| One good fight and it's over. | |
| Just me, just me. | |
| Take her, take her. | |
| Make sure you're touching. | |
| Somebody's gotta touch her. | |
| It's over. | |
| There's more of it. | |
| Defeat. | |
| Walt, you're trash, nigga. | |
| Who's trash? | |
| Walt. | |
| We lost that game 100% because their tank outplayed our tank. | |
| 1000%. | |
| This is what I mean when I say you got no game sense, Walt. | |
| You're gonna get it. | |
| It's fine. | |
| You're new to the game. | |
| It's fine, but you are trash. | |
| It's- It's- Push. | |
| Be aggressive now. | |
| Fall back now. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| That'll help him. | |
| The biggest thing for tanks is, yo, S-key is just as important as your W-key. | |
| What I mean, but I'm moving forward is, uh, moving backward is just as important as Holding space, and you gotta know where to hold space. | |
| You can't hold it in the middle of the lane. | |
| Hey, pick your roll, nigga. | |
| Shut up and pick your roll. | |
| Pick your roll and shut up. | |
| Pick your roll. | |
| Open grip. | |
| Pick your roll. | |
| Sneaky yapping, man. | |
| Pick your roll. | |
| Alright, let's see here. | |
| Mercy was trash, too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But we lost that game because wall sucks. | |
| Mercy's only going to be as good as Sushi Pockets. | |
| Well, a mercy can be good with her positioning and whether or not she gonna be up front and be, like, back to... | |
| There was a couple of instances where a tank died and, you know, the healer stayed at the front line. | |
| Like, once a tank goes... | |
| Oh! | |
| He needs to start backing up and... | |
| He needs to start backing up and fighting from around the corner or from behind cover or some shit. | |
| What's the end of the show for a second? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I'm trying to fucking... | |
| Looking at that Sinatra shit, eh? | |
| Yeah, I'm trying to show it to the audience here. | |
| Because if I pull it up on screen, I don't think you guys are going to see it. | |
| Let me see. | |
| His girlfriend was like a fucking... | |
| Like a fan, you know what I mean? | |
| Like an ego. | |
| She was a fan? | |
| I guess is what you would call her. | |
| Like she dates other guys that are also like professional players after him. | |
| Nope. | |
| Screen share? | |
| Okay, so I'm gonna do screen share automatically. | |
| Oh, okay, that's why. | |
| Oh, okay, I know why. | |
| If I do this, okay, now I know why. | |
| Alright. | |
| Okay, I figured it out. | |
| Again, better with this OBS shit. | |
| I'm on healer. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Yo, also, open grip, just to let you know, because you probably didn't know this while you were playing Moira. | |
| Walt has terrible positioning, so you have to pocket him or else he's going to die. | |
| FYI. Oh yeah, I was. | |
| Damn, you were pocketing him and this nigga was still dying? | |
| Walt, you trash. | |
| Go team. | |
| I mean, sometimes he would run up. | |
| Remember what we're fighting for. | |
| Nigga, Walt trash, right chat? | |
| Ha ha ha. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Round one. | |
| Capture the objective. | |
| Let's get our hands jer- Everyone heal up! | |
| Dammit! | |
| Like it never happened. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| A round of healing. | |
| The joints make suck. | |
| The objective is... | |
| Oh. | |
| Is that pretty? | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Heal is coming up. | |
| All right. | |
| Niggas aren't in the chat, I guess. | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Devastation! | |
| Reaper here. | |
| You're completely healed! | |
| Oh, Koguma! | |
| George Deeks! | |
| *Mario's voice* Get behind me! | |
| Come on! | |
| Get into the field! | |
| *Mario's voice* Stay alive for me! | |
| Look out! | |
| You're going to be fine. | |
| You are safe with me. | |
| I'm not letting go. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| I'm not looking at my eyes. | |
| Everyone's feeling better. | |
| Oh damn, Hux! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Death all on the one! | |
| Let's get you all on the one! | |
| You can tear my bow. | |
| Nice level. | |
| Come on! | |
| *Mario's voice* Yeah, you faggots Yo, you faggots didn't join the team chat. | |
| You fucking baggers. | |
| Show yourself. | |
| Show yourself. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| We already got the point. | |
| We don't have numbers. | |
| I'm completely healed. | |
| Keeping you up, Walt. | |
| Stay near the... | |
| Immortality feel, Walt. | |
| Get in it. | |
| Is the running bastard now? | |
| Just careful. | |
| Nope, I got slipped. | |
| Use my window. | |
| More one? | |
| Running in the widow I'm gonna wall soon as I come in Don't miss and we're on me I'm not supposed to be sorry | |
| Why somebody dropped down here to kill me? | |
| Did we just leave? | |
| You gotta get the... | |
| - No sleep, no sleep. - I'm the cream of the crop. - Thanks for the help. | |
| - Freeze, don't move. | |
| - And I'm one. - I'm on fire. - After another right. | |
| Yo, you guys didn't join the team chat, man. | |
| Half the game, I couldn't hear you faggots. | |
| Yeah, join the team now. | |
| Now, join a team so this last faggot can hear us. | |
| And water just fucking calling out shit. | |
| Nobody can hear us. | |
| That's just how I play this shit, man. | |
| Water, what's your PCSR, Water? | |
| PCSR all the time? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| On console, I was almost masses. | |
| I was high diamond. | |
| Literally one game away from masses and I lost it. | |
| Nice. | |
| You guys are nerds, man. | |
| Nigga. | |
| I know you ain't talking. | |
| Nigga, I have a real life, okay? | |
| Oh, now you're gonna use the real life? | |
| You're gonna use the real life meme? | |
| Okay At the end of the day you're still a fucking black shit man, so So, it's an L either way. | |
| Yo, they got Farrah, yo! | |
| Farrah! | |
| Where the fuck is this Farrah Shunas from? | |
| Oh, she's on the left. | |
| She's on the left. | |
| Yo, Farrah on the left, man. | |
| Yo, Farrah's Shunas from the left, I think. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm here, I'm here. | |
| Got her. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh my g- Yo, Doomfist weak as fuck. | |
| Widow gone. | |
| You're fucked. | |
| Get this nigger face! | |
| He's in the hole. | |
| He's in the hole. | |
| Nigger fist weak. | |
| I tagged her once. | |
| I need to heal. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh, he's nano, he's nano, he's nano, he's nano. | |
| Nigger going right for me! | |
| Get into the field! | |
| Nano one. | |
| You're all froze? | |
| Doom froze? | |
| Doom froze? | |
| Let them out! | |
| We're outnumbered! | |
| Oh my gosh! | |
| She's dead! | |
| Oh my gosh! | |
| The Pharah is weak in the sky, man. | |
| I'm coming back, soldier. | |
| I'm coming back, soldier. | |
| I just couldn't switch. | |
| We were already winning, so... | |
| Pharah's behind us. | |
| On the left. | |
| She's on the left, open grip. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Spiff stole all to me! | |
| Yo, turn around! | |
| Oh my fucking god, bro. | |
| Preset, preset. | |
| Justice, rains from above. | |
| Alright, they got both healers on that one, man. | |
| D, C, S, O. | |
| My ultimate is almost ready. | |
| Okay! | |
| Come on, let me get soldier. | |
| Oh, you want soldier? | |
| Yep. | |
| All right, faggots, figure it out. | |
| Okay. | |
| Come on, come on. | |
| Try it. | |
| Yo, there's a kid. | |
| Yo, there's a kid. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bitch behind us. | |
| Kiriko, whatever. | |
| Alright. | |
| We lost too, man. | |
| You guys might want to back up. | |
| We lost too. | |
| Whoever's playing McCree. | |
| Alright, we're back now. | |
| Kill this Doomfist, bro. | |
| He's weak as fuck on the left. | |
| Kill this nigga. | |
| Alright, there we go. | |
| She's on the left. | |
| She's on the left. | |
| Got her. | |
| I don't know why it didn't register, but it was a fair boot. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I got her. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Doomfist on point. | |
| Yo, man. | |
| This nigga's annoying bro That dooms a pretty big bat counter because you can just punch out of your field Not over yet He went right for me, bro, and he got nano'd. | |
| Careful! | |
| We're outnumbered Sausage, let's keep your door. | |
| Yes, you can you open all right Alright, bro. | |
| Another go, maybe. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Doofus in the backline again. | |
| We're using everything. | |
| Meteor strike! | |
| Alright. | |
| We're outnumbered. | |
| Take a shot. | |
| Score. | |
| One to one Um Alright, but Quirson can you go Mercy's tank and stay on our tank? | |
| Quirson, if you go in straight into the back line, that will do either one or two things. | |
| That will pull the Doomfist off of us and make us shoot him in his back or the Doomfist will stay on us and that will help you destroy the entire front of the back line as much as possible. | |
| I mean, uh... | |
| Oh, you're gonna go... | |
| Oh, no, he's gonna go Sombra and hack him. | |
| He's gonna go Sombra and hack him, so he can't use abilities. | |
| That's not a bad idea. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's what I'm doing, plus I can fuck that Widow up as well, in the backline. | |
| Alright, let's go man. | |
| Well, there's a doofus behind you bro. | |
| And a dead? | |
| He's hacked. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| How do you still punch me? | |
| I'm shooting this Doomfist. | |
| Doomfist won. | |
| Alright, we got a point. | |
| I'm going to scout, tell you where they're coming from. | |
| I see them all right. | |
| Middle. | |
| Round of healing. | |
| The back of Widow. | |
| The back of Widow. | |
| Ana's in the back line as well. | |
| Well, I can't see you I'm shooting them I'm shooting them Fair week Doom dead. | |
| I got you, I got you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Doom is dead. | |
| Pharah ran away. | |
| Oh shit, I'm anti-ed. | |
| We're over here. | |
| We're weak. | |
| Widow won. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| She's won. | |
| Push in on that. | |
| Push in on that. | |
| Go with your right, go with your right! | |
| Get an immortality field, Walt, you scrub! | |
| Okay, shit. | |
| Goddamn, man. | |
| This nigga be stressing me out, man. | |
| That's good, though. | |
| Good boy. | |
| Here comes Doom. | |
| He's going right for me. | |
| Let him out! | |
| I got window. | |
| I got window. | |
| Stand behind it. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's fine. | |
| It's Kiriko. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Don't chase her too hard because she's just going to teleport out. | |
| Let's see if we can get the kill. | |
| Yeah, she's there. | |
| She's there. | |
| Don't die because of it. | |
| Don't overextend. | |
| Fuck you, dude fist, faggot. | |
| Come on back, EMP. They got Genji now. | |
| *Bag* No, I ampeded. | |
| Let's fucking go, faggot! | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, this ghost pants guy wants to join. | |
| I'll let him in. | |
| That's what a good somber looks like, by the way. | |
| Alright, let's see here. | |
| Okay, nigga, if you're trash, I'm gonna flame you. | |
| Let's see here, ghost pants. | |
| Nigga, you're not even on the game! | |
| Oh, okay, there you are. | |
| Oh, there you are. | |
| Alright, you better not be trash, nigga. | |
| Nah, bro, I finally made it. | |
| Yo, um, I'm gonna sit this one out. | |
| Why are you gonna sit this one out, faggot? | |
| Yeah, hold on, I got something to happen real quick. | |
| Alright, nigga, just go. | |
| I ain't gonna, whatever, bro, faggot. | |
| Alright, uh, oh, we can't play. | |
| Yo, nigga, how do you all say you plan on a smurf, but you're not playing on a smurf? | |
| This isn't my smurf. | |
| You're... | |
| People that smurf usually stay low elo on purpose. | |
| Yeah, because you're a plat 3 on this, yeah. | |
| I can queue, like, tank or support. | |
| It won't let you. | |
| It won't even let me fucking join up now. | |
| It won't even let me queue. | |
| Ghostpants, what's your actual rank? | |
| It was monsters. | |
| Hey, Ghost, what's your actual rank? | |
| It was monsters. | |
| Oh, masters. | |
| Yeah, but the thing is, is that, uh... | |
| That's not really smurfing if you're masters and you're, like, in plat. | |
| That's basically like the lowest account I had. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| So the problem is that we can't get... | |
| Yeah, if this is the lowest account you have, it's just that, yeah, we're... | |
| It's probably my fault. | |
| My shit's probably too low. | |
| What am I? I'm a fucking silver four. | |
| So, yeah, I can't fucking... | |
| That's probably what it is, because I think... | |
| What is open grip? | |
| You're a... | |
| It's not me, because my DPS is actually silver right now. | |
| Okay, yeah, it's a silver one. | |
| And then water is a gold, I think. | |
| I'm Platt. | |
| No, it's Platt. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then I'm Silver fucking 4, which is gay. | |
| And then yeah. | |
| So yeah, dude, your thing is too high if you don't have another thing. | |
| Nah, that sucks. | |
| Nah, it's fine. | |
| I don't leave it, I guess. | |
| You don't got another account? | |
| Nah, I don't have another account. | |
| All right. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| All right. | |
| I'll leave, but I want to take this opportunity to appreciate you, man. | |
| I want to thank you. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| The shit you do. | |
| I love it. | |
| Thanks, man. | |
| Someone's got to tell these hosts. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| Dude, I don't get it. | |
| I, like, put up with all that shit. | |
| Like, I'm from the Netherlands, and we don't have, like, that kind of women over here. | |
| Like, we do, but it's not as much as, like, over there. | |
| So every time I watch the fucking podcast, I'm, like, flabbergasted. | |
| I'm, like, what the fuck is going on over there? | |
| You're a lucky motherfucker, man. | |
| That's American women, bro. | |
| Bro, like, I'm generally, like, surprised at, like, does logic not exist there for women? | |
| Logic and women don't really go in the same sentence, bro. | |
| Yeah, facts. | |
| No, bro, like, sometimes you, like, be speaking, like, actual facts, like, shit, like, this just makes sense, and they're like, nah, man, I don't feel that way. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They just lack logic, man. | |
| But, uh, well, yeah, man, if we rank up, I guess I'll fucking, uh, I guess I'll hit you up. | |
| We've been winning since I've been here. | |
| Let's keep going. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright Ghost, we'll see you bro. | |
| Peace. | |
| Alright. | |
| Cue up. | |
| Yo, Myron, I just thought about something. | |
| Yeah. | |
| One thing that I know that most of these guys will experience Once they understand, like, what they want out of a woman, like, the difference between the feminine and, like, the, you know, your everyday average aggressive, like, feminist or whatever it may be. | |
| When they come across their first genuinely feminine woman, they start to have, like, them fucking blue pill glasses just jump right on their fucking face again. | |
| You need to be aware of that. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| I mean, most guys are, uh, most guys are one, as Coach Gray Adams says, like, one blowjob away from them. | |
| Becoming a simp again, you know? | |
| So... | |
| That's true as fuck, Maren. | |
| You just need to get more blowjobs. | |
| Exactly. | |
| To realize it's not special. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know, Maren, if there is... | |
| One of the two traits you can have, like, you know, this is the only trait you can have. | |
| Would it be your money or would it be your frame? | |
| The frame, man, because the frame definitely... | |
| If you got money with no frame, bro, it's a miserable existence. | |
| If you're a frame, you can get money. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But if you got money with no frame, like, bro, the worst thing you could be is be like a millionaire and blue pills, bro. | |
| Holy. | |
| That's bad. | |
| That will set you up for a big-ass L, man. | |
| Oh, actually, you know what? | |
| Hold on, let's look at the Sinatra shit real quick. | |
| Y'all mentioned Sinatra, so I will go ahead and go. | |
| You should reach out to fucking Awkward, too, Myron. | |
| If you guys did a collab, that'd be fucking sick. | |
| Awkward? | |
| Oh, yeah, the damage, dude? | |
| He's a number one Overwatch on ladder like multiple times, but he plays support, but he coaches on everything. | |
| Damage, damage, damage. | |
| But yeah, he's super fucking based. | |
| If you guys did like an Overwatch collab of some sort, it'd be sick, and I think he gets behind the red pill ideology. | |
| Here, let me play this video right now for the ninjas. | |
| On March 9th, Valorant player and ex-Overwatch pro Jay Sinatra was accused of sexual assault and sexual misconduct by his ex-girlfriend. | |
| He's since been suspended from Sentinel's Valorant roster while an investigation is carried out and will be unable to play in this weekend's Valorant Masters event. | |
| Sinatra denies these allegations. | |
| Here's the whole story. | |
| Yeah, he's never been charged. | |
| Chad, give me one thing. | |
| Before I begin, I think before I'm actually watching right now, that there are some pretty explicit descriptions of sexual assault in this video. | |
| So if that's something you'd like to avoid, I just want to give you a warning to click off now before I continue. | |
| So this story started just prior to 11pm Eastern Time on March 9th. | |
| Cleo Hernandez, Sinatra's ex-girlfriend, published a tweet with the caption, My Last Relationship, along with an attached document titled, J. Now, this document is 9 pages. | |
| It's very thorough, extremely graphic, and includes text messages, discord conversations, and an audio clip, all meant to reinforce Hernandez's allegations. | |
| For the purposes of this video, I obviously can't read you the entire thing, but here's a breakdown of what's being alleged. | |
| Hernandez says that she and Sinatra dated for 9 months. | |
| She alleges that over the course of that time, he made unwanted sexual advances after she told him not to. | |
| She felt like saying no to sex was never an option. | |
| He would continue to have sex with her after she told him to stop and was in pain. | |
| He acted manipulatively and guilted her into having sex after she said no. | |
| He was emotionally abusive. | |
| He would check her location using his iPhone. | |
| And if it didn't match where she said she was, he would accuse her of cheating. | |
| And that she lived in constant fear of him. | |
| Hernandez also began the document by alleging that Sinatra claimed... | |
| You got a game, Aaron. | |
| I don't believe it. | |
| Fuck this bitch. | |
| It's all bullshit. | |
| I don't believe it. | |
| There's an audio clip of him basically just taken out of context. | |
| It's insanely bad. | |
| This is why I be telling dudes, bro, if your girl don't want to fuck you, bro, you need to kick her to the curb, man. | |
| She didn't charge him. | |
| She went to the fucking Twitter mob instead of the fucking cops. | |
| Of course. | |
| Of course. | |
| Like, bitch, why are you with him in a relationship if you don't want to fuck? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bro, these girls be fucking cappin', man. | |
| I swear to God, bro. | |
| Like, this shit is bullshit, man. | |
| She's an 8.0, bro. | |
| She's dated multiple players from the league after him. | |
| Ah. | |
| She does it for clout. | |
| Yeah, there you go. | |
| There you go. | |
| that makes more sense this is cabro I wish you done. | |
| Team chat. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yep. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah bro, that's bullshit. | |
| I could cover it on Fresh and Fit or whatever. | |
| But yeah, it's probably Catman. | |
| Oh, you can find the audio clips of it, and you can tell it's completely out of context. | |
| It's like him asking for more, but you can't really tell what he's asking for specifically. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| These girls are fucking thoughts, bro. | |
| Like, he's your boyfriend, bro. | |
| Like, what are you talking about? | |
| Like, oh, I do good. | |
| Shut up, man. | |
| These bitches be lying, bro. | |
| It's like, all right, break up with him then. | |
| Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? | |
| But you stayed with him. | |
| Oh, I love him! | |
| Do you really, though? | |
| One, two, one. | |
| Pass one? | |
| Oh, that's a fucking crazy hook. | |
| I got you guys. | |
| I think it's... | |
| It's like, uh... | |
| Mercy, one! | |
| Mercy one behind us We're winning that I'm almost back. | |
| Kariko, one! | |
| It's wavy nigga trash Got them down so weak What the hell? | |
| This Ash is out of position. | |
| Kill her ass. | |
| She's in the open. | |
| Melted. | |
| Roadhogs, Roadhogs. | |
| Let them out Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Oh shit! | |
| Stay right now. | |
| Play under the canopy if you can. | |
| I'm backing up right now. | |
| Got her. | |
| Good shit. | |
| This Roadhog's an idiot. | |
| Let him just sit up there like a dummy while we... | |
| He's dead. | |
| He snagging himself bad. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Ash. | |
| I got a husband. | |
| Don't get a gun. | |
| He's red, he's a tracer. | |
| Yeah, they got the red line. | |
| I got hacked by Sombra. | |
| Oh my god, this bitch is annoying, man. | |
| Sombra behind us, bro. | |
| I was on it, and then she just fucking came right after me, bro. | |
| Yo, is there a teleporter that I can use, or no? | |
| No, he got killed, that's why. | |
| The Roadhog pushed him. | |
| Oh, Mercy one, Mercy one. | |
| Here she is. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| She's weak now. | |
| Stupid. | |
| Got her. | |
| I'm just dancing around. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Patient on that, please. | |
| Group up with that tank. | |
| On the Kiriko? | |
| Need to group up with the lava. | |
| How about I try that again? | |
| Better stay alive, Moritz. | |
| Apagando las luces! | |
| Aw, shit. | |
| That's it. | |
| Okay, yep. | |
| I got EMP. | |
| It's good though, they popped two walls. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| That was big. | |
| Two for one and coalescence charge is super fucking fast. | |
| My ultimate's ready to go! | |
| Wait, they threw a bob too, right? | |
| Yeah, they threw a bob, yep. | |
| Yeah, it was three ults then. | |
| Wasn't it? | |
| Guess I lost this armor by accident. | |
| Oh, jeez. | |
| There you go. | |
| Your end is within my reach. | |
| They were pushing a robot for free. | |
| Watch the dynamite. | |
| I got you guys. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| I got window for this fight. | |
| Window. | |
| Light them up, guys. | |
| They're hiding because window. | |
| Yeah, we need to push on that. | |
| Careful! | |
| We're outnumbered! | |
| Yo, there's Ashton you guys from above and behind. | |
| Yo, there's a Sombra behind you guys! | |
| Sombra behind you guys! | |
| As expected, our Tracer sucks. | |
| That wasn't my best shot. | |
| We're still winning. | |
| Fine, we just need to get momentum back on our side here. | |
| Ash. | |
| Ash is weak as- You need to put on this Ash. | |
| I hit her once or twice. | |
| She's weak now. | |
| She's weak now. | |
| She just threw Bob. | |
| She just threw Bob. | |
| Oh lord, here we go. | |
| And I got hacked! | |
| Dude! | |
| He's behind the ice thing. | |
| The Sombra went right for me and the Bob killed me, bro. | |
| And the Mei icing off. | |
| Don't let them push! | |
| Goddammit. | |
| How did they push past us? | |
| I got you! | |
| Oh my god, what the fuck? | |
| Hey, Pat! | |
| Yo, they're moving this shit way too much, man. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I got you, Grip. | |
| I got window. | |
| Bring the wall down motherfucker Do we get the Sombra? | |
| We didn't get her? | |
| Nope. | |
| Sombra behind us again, bro! | |
| Yo, what the fuck, man? | |
| Sombra and Kariko behind us, bro. | |
| She keeps hacking me, man, and just fucking throwing a virus at me, man. | |
| Yeah, we gotta kill the heals. | |
| Back up, Gryff, and I can heal you. | |
| Maze and Icicle contestant. | |
| I want to go on a rampage! | |
| I want that! | |
| Roadhog guys, no hook. | |
| Go down guys, no hook. | |
| Sombra behind us again. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Come on the fly. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| This fucking Bob is going to shoot the fuck out of me, man. | |
| He's behind us, bro. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| Get back out there, Drunker Queen. | |
| What the fuck you doing? | |
| Maybe. | |
| She's out there. | |
| Come on. | |
| Free Jitter! | |
| They almost got pushed out. | |
| They almost got pushed out of your field. | |
| Can we get this ash please? | |
| We're getting hot. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Water, you couldn't get her, bro? | |
| Let's get you all. | |
| There we go. | |
| Alright, let's go, man. | |
| Let's push this shit way too far, man. | |
| Yeah, do you answer I'm gonna help our dad Bro Sombra hacks me. | |
| I can't fucking heal unless she killed me. | |
| Mercy Weedner. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Okay. | |
| Mercy backed off. | |
| Sombra! | |
| Sombra on the left here! | |
| Can we kill this bitch? | |
| We backed up. | |
| We backed up. | |
| He's anti-hail D. | |
| He's anti-hail. | |
| Oh, she sees it. | |
| Yo, what the? | |
| This bitch has a bomb for every fight, bro Mexican bitch Alright, we're pushing it back. | |
| I'm coming back to y'all right now, man. | |
| Ass on the high ground! | |
| I gotta kill this Ash, bro. | |
| I'm chasing her down. | |
| Ash is weak! | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Three of them went after me. | |
| Keep pushing Rocket, bro. | |
| Oh, we lost? | |
| Incredible. | |
| Man Play of the game Oh I got like... | |
| Oh, I just got removed from voice chat. | |
| Yo. | |
| You could just remove me from voice chat just now, man. | |
| This shit is so fucking gay. | |
| This shit is so fucking gay. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yeah, we all got banned. | |
| that's hilarious sorry I asked Nigga, we don't care. | |
| You trash. | |
| All right, we're going to restart this shit. | |
| The fuck? | |
| All right, so we're going to close the app and reopen it, gentlemen. | |
| All right. | |
| Alright, let me see here. | |
| So we're going to close this, right? | |
| We're going to reopen this thing. | |
| While I do that, Let's keep going on with this cap story over here. | |
| ...that she threatened to kill herself if he broke up with her. | |
| She said that this isn't true and that she broke up with him. | |
| From the beginning of the document, Hernandez alleges that this pattern of behavior started very early on in their relationship. | |
| She writes, quote, The first time we ever slept together, I told him I wasn't on birth control and he could not finish in me. | |
| He did it anyways without my consent, end quote. | |
| She also said that she got an IUD because Sinatra refused to use a condom and it ended up making sex very painful for her. | |
| And she says that Sinatra didn't care. | |
| Quote, She went on to say, quote, He knew it hurt badly enough for me to go to the doctor and still disregarded my pain. | |
| He can't try and say that he just didn't know. | |
| He knew. | |
| End quote. | |
| Also included in the document are, iMessage conversations that appear to show Sinatra asking her if she was cheating on him, referencing her location. | |
| iMessage conversations that appear to show Sinatra criticizing her for tweeting about another Overwatch League team, That he wasn't on. | |
| And Discord conversations dated November 23rd, 2019 that appear to show Hernandez talking to someone about being scared of Sinatra. | |
| Damn! | |
| They sound my cow, guys! | |
| Apparently, I'm abusive! | |
| ...audio clip in the document that Cleo says is taken from a video of the two having sex. | |
| In the clip, Sinatra appears to be asking for them to continue having sex while she's denying his advances. | |
| Hold on one second and just... | |
| Throughout the document, Cleo describes being afraid in the relationship. | |
| But this is some bullshit. | |
| Fuck this shit. | |
| Alright, so... | |
| I'm gonna try this shit again All right, let's try this shit one more time ninjas Thank you. | |
| Right? | |
| So we're gonna go... | |
| We're gonna go Task Manager. | |
| We're gonna close Overwatch. | |
| End task. | |
| Boom. | |
| So we're gonna reopen this bitch. | |
| And let's see what happens. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| So this happened a year ago. | |
| Yeah, sentinels is a good word. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| They're the only people that, like, had my back, bro. | |
| They could've easily dropped me when all that shit happened. | |
| That bullshit. | |
| But I still stayed on them for, like, a year and a half after that. | |
| And still got paid every month. | |
| Also, they, like... | |
| Yeah, they didn't make us, like, do that much content, which was good. | |
| Because I feel like no one likes content, really. | |
| But the content they did wasn't even, like, bad to film. | |
| Like, I kind of enjoyed it. | |
| It was pretty funny. | |
| Doing some of these, like, skits that they did. | |
| I think Shazam really hated it, but I kind of enjoyed it. | |
| Alright, so I guess he's still on Twitch and shit. | |
| Damn, they still silenced my account, guys. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, niggas. | |
| We just gotta go Discord, I guess. | |
| Damn. | |
| Y'all see the legit ban here, man. | |
| Fucking gay. | |
| Fucking faggots. | |
| It is what it is, I guess. | |
| Alright. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Just, uh... | |
| Still banned. | |
| Just run one. | |
| The fuck? | |
| The fuck? | |
| Run a game, faggot. | |
| I'm calling Walt right now, ninjas. | |
| I'm calling Walt. | |
| Discord. | |
| Thanks for wanting me to jump. | |
| I don't even know how to fucking... | |
| I hate Discord, bro. | |
| I don't know how to use this shit. | |
| You fags are on Discord? | |
| Yeah, we're open now, but we can talk. | |
| You can't talk. | |
| On Discord we can, but I can't talk in a game. | |
| It's fine, bro. | |
| Just play. | |
| Oh, I got the leader? | |
| Okay, fucking... | |
| and I'm just going to queue it up. | |
| And Bill said there's a channel on Discord. - I'm not sure. | |
| I guess send me an invite? | |
| I'll open up the Discord, but... | |
| You think it's banned water? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, we didn't ban him. | |
| Probably Discord did that shit. | |
| Nigga, are you bleeding on, um... | |
| On this one? | |
| Nah. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| and What's your name on, um... | |
| What's your name on, um... | |
| Discord? | |
| Uh, hold on. | |
| Let me look right now. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I know yours. | |
| I mean, uh, water. | |
| Oh. | |
| Alright, hold on. | |
| I got like three Discords open right now. | |
| I'm trying to close them all so I can reopen it brand new. | |
| The fuck? | |
| What time are you trying to leave again? | |
| I think it was 7, 15 or something. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Alright, then that means I got like one game. | |
| Yeah, one game. | |
| Because I got a shower too. | |
| Damn. | |
| That's going to take like five minutes, though. | |
| Yeah, you dirty, bald faggot. | |
| What do you mean, call it now, nigga? | |
| Nah, man. | |
| We got to go out on the W, bro. | |
| we yeah we lost man I'm trying to join bro but I can't open up the discord man Won't even open up for me, bro. | |
| Let me try it. | |
| Let me try again. | |
| Okay, I think it's opening now. | |
| Why is it not open? | |
| Okay, it's open now. | |
| Alright, I got it open. | |
| So what do I do, nigga? | |
| I'm in here. | |
| What chat do I join? | |
| Gaming? | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Uh... | |
| Yo, just send me an invite, nigga. | |
| I don't know what the fuck this shit is. | |
| This shit is gay. | |
| I don't see anything with gaming, bro. | |
| No. | |
| Nigga, you don't want to use this card? | |
| Nah, man, this card's for faggots, man. | |
| I don't want to use this gay ass shit. | |
| Right or wrong, I'm gonna finish this war. | |
| There's an iconic... | |
| I can't find you on this shit. | |
| I don't know what's going on. | |
| Alright, fuck it. | |
| Alright nigga, I'm just gonna play, fuck it. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Capture Objective A. | |
| Stay focused, we have everything we need. | |
| Now go fast! | |
| Team, bring up Eeyore! | |
| Woo! | |
| Now go get it! | |
| Keep an eye out. | |
| Think I knew I was coming, fucking scrub. | |
| I rubbed some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| *Mario's voice* Alright, there we go Fuck man! | |
| I hate this nigga, bro! | |
| So fucking gay, man! | |
| Redeplying. Redeplying. Redeplying. Redeplying. Follow me, if you can. I will give you shelter. Follow them. if you can. I will give you shelter. Follow them. | |
| Here I come. | |
| It's gone. Redeplying. Redeplying. Redeplying. Redeplying. They all focus me, man. | |
| Two healers are dead. | |
| There we go. | |
| We got this. | |
| We got this. | |
| What? | |
| Why would you do that? | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Thanks. | |
| Capture underway. | |
| Only we get negative boosts. | |
| You are safe with me. | |
| I am unrakeable. | |
| I can objective aim capturing. | |
| Scott the Paleo. | |
| You need to use it. | |
| Fuckin' Hanzo's such a gay ass character bro. | |
| I will give you Sander. | |
| Devour the power. | |
| I'm moving a payload. | |
| Watch out. | |
| I'm standing high. | |
| Take everything from them. | |
| You are sick. | |
| In check. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| Let them! | |
| Over there! | |
| I will give you shelter! | |
| Freeze! | |
| Don't move! | |
| Experience tranquility. | |
| Okay, the payload's moving! | |
| Get over here and drink up! | |
| I need healing. | |
| My ultimate is ready. | |
| Let's go! | |
| The pain I have the checkup What the fuck My ultimate is ready. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Yeah, fuck, Roadhog. | |
| This ends now. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Who needs healing? | |
| No! No! No! No! No! | |
| No! | |
| I'm trying to repay the favor. | |
| Regret is all for speed. | |
| What need him to win? | |
| You make the wrong enemy. | |
| None of you have diminished. | |
| Get back! | |
| Victory! | |
| Come get healed! | |
| The payload is approaching. | |
| The payload is approaching its destination. | |
| Whoa! | |
| I'm entering our fire! | |
| That warms the bones. | |
| Round one. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| faggot. | |
| Fuck this cord, man. | |
| I don't need this shit. | |
| For faggots anyway. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Alright ninjas, we gonna fuck these dudes up. | |
| up we will not lose this battle if we fight as one. | |
| Alright. | |
| Ahlan. | |
| Don't fail me. | |
| Let's fuck these dudes up, man Five four three two one Attackers incoming. | |
| Defend Objective A. Try not to move over there. | |
| They got Hazel's on plan though. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I will never fall. | |
| This could be great. | |
| Bionic healing ready for you. | |
| They will be. | |
| They can't release their victory from your grasp. | |
| Stop! | |
| Stop! | |
| They're not going to finish them. | |
| I would be calling something more. | |
| Should have played back. | |
| I rubbed some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| We're outnumbered. | |
| Stay shy. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh my god, I didn't know they were all there! | |
| Damn, man. | |
| This is why communication is so important, guys. | |
| If I had known, I wouldn't have never done that shit. | |
| Whatever, they got it. | |
| Take the high ground and shoot down on these faggots. | |
| Take everything. | |
| No, do you see that? | |
| I'm coming. | |
| Get them off the tail. | |
| Heels coming up. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| I will give you shelter. | |
| Faggot. | |
| Give me chaos. | |
| No chaos. | |
| Oh my god I've got you in my I'm a man on a mission. | |
| Stay out of my way The flames of liberation rise Hmm Setting up beds. | |
| fucking hanzo faggot without helix Okay. | |
| keep missing the shop you scrub oh shit | |
| oh *Mario's voice* Take everything from them! | |
| *Mario's voice* A taste of food! | |
| A blazing massacre! | |
| *Mario's voice* There's one! | |
| *Mario's voice* Put them in the crowd! | |
| When we hold the weapon! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Fire in the hole! | |
| Don't wake him up. | |
| Don't wake him up. | |
| Man. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| Whatever, they got that. | |
| The payload has reached the checkpoint. | |
| Do you power them? | |
| I don't care. | |
| It's safe with your grasp. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Take everything off! | |
| Go, the Mavoltz! | |
| Put them in the ground. | |
| Steve, stop the payload. | |
| I'll try the team in favor. | |
| Devour them! | |
| Nanogues administered! | |
| It's not to pieces! | |
| I've got you in my size! | |
| Double kill! | |
| Receive my aid! | |
| Take everything from them! | |
| Receive my aid! | |
| We will take everything! | |
| I can't get away with this! | |
| Get them off the payload! | |
| Come get here! | |
| Put them in the crowd! | |
| My soul-falling knife! | |
| I will give you shelter! | |
| We must crash! | |
| Whoa! | |
| Die! | |
| I rubbed some dirt on it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| The payload is approaching its destination. | |
| Take everything from them! | |
| Careful, there's more of them than us. | |
| Is that it? | |
| Round two. | |
| Complete. | |
| Score. | |
| Three to three. | |
| Y'all in the chat are hilarious, bro. | |
| No. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Safety's off. | |
| It's a cruel world out there. | |
| This should be interesting. | |
| I'm not sure what you're doing. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| Yeah, never mind. | |
| They can't hear me. | |
| I must be dear father of them. | |
| Here is my team. | |
| Come get healed. | |
| Now do you see no mirror? | |
| I'm going to heal. | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| I'm going to heal. | |
| Enemy over here. | |
| An enemy here. | |
| Attemptible. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| My enemies are seizing the objective. | |
| 30 seconds. | |
| Time to drink up. | |
| Come on everyone. | |
| No handle on this. | |
| Just run fast and ready. | |
| We will take you. | |
| 10 seconds remaining. | |
| Lost. | |
| Stop the payload. | |
| Alright, I got a visor. | |
| We'll hold these fagots back. | |
| Overtime Let us halt that payload I've got you | |
| Nice. | |
| You're powered up. | |
| Get in there. | |
| Get out of my way. | |
| Just like old times. | |
| We must. | |
| You miscalculated our people. | |
| I'm under time. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Redeploying. | |
| Redeploying. | |
| Experience Tranquility. | |
| This is damn fiction from your cross. | |
| He's gonna blossom. | |
| As I am. | |
| Oh my god, man. | |
| The payload has reached the checkpoint. | |
| Bro. | |
| The payload has reached the checkpoint. | |
| If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting. | |
| *Gunshot* Die! | |
| Die! | |
| Die! *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* I will damn clear it! | |
| Damn, man! | |
| What is fucking trash, man? | |
| Why was this nigga over there by himself, bro? | |
| This nigga trash, man. | |
| Why do you switch to Zarya? | |
| Goddamn, what is bad at this game, man? | |
| What, man? | |
| This nigga so trash, bro. | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| 20 and 11, bro! | |
| Holy shit, man! | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| This nigga fresh trash, bro! | |
| Yo! | |
| Nigga just randomly switched Cesaria, man! | |
| No, I'm definitely trying, nigga! | |
| I'm fucking trying! | |
| I'm reading the chats in between fucking... | |
| Uh, thank man, but... | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| I wouldn't change a thing we did here. | |
| Ugh, man. | |
| Good choice. | |
| For the moment we have a common purpose. | |
| Let's focus on that. | |
| Maintaining damage boost. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| Attack commencing. | |
| Capture Objective A. | |
| Try to show some discipline out there. | |
| Redeploying. | |
| You are safe with me. | |
| You are safe with me. | |
| Everyone doing better. | |
| Feeling spry? | |
| Come here, we have what's out of the field. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Come here, and get permission. | |
| Thanks. | |
| I'm a man on ambition. | |
| Stay out of my way. | |
| I'm securing this objective. | |
| Objective A captured. | |
| Escort the payload. | |
| Diving in! | |
| Protect the payload! | |
| Oops! | |
| Was that your first? | |
| 60 seconds, melee. | |
| Stay in here! | |
| Die! | |
| That's fine. | |
| Be sorry ass niggas. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Para reporting. | |
| 30 seconds, melee. | |
| We will assault their defenses! | |
| Put the lead in. | |
| I need a pillar. | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| Let them out! | |
| Stop your field deport! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Heat check. | |
| Affirmative. | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| What a faggot. | |
| Hands down. | |
| You are safe with me. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Let's keep it moving. | |
| Now. | |
| No! | |
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| I'm just trying to fucking last that shit man. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Alright guys, I gotta get going. | |
| Get ready for this shit. | |
| I'm gonna shower real quick and we're gonna hit the airport. | |
| We went until the sun went up. | |
| I fucking lost. | |
| This shit's annoying. | |
| We got banned from Team Chat. | |
| If we weren't able to communicate, we probably would've won that shit so we can fucking coordinate. | |
| So fucking gay, man. | |
| But anyway, guys, love y'all. | |
| We're going to be in Vegas. | |
| We're going to do a show later for y'all today. | |
| I think 4 p.m. | |
| Pacific Time, which will be 7 p.m. | |
| Eastern Standard Time. | |
| We're going to do it with the bros, Rolo, Sartain. | |
| Get a couple guys out there, whoever's in Vegas, make it happen. | |
| Love y'all. | |
| Catch you guys in a bit. | |
| Peace. |
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