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Feb. 5, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
06:13:17
Carrying Scrubs On Overwatch 2
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All right, Ninjas, I think we are live now.
Let's see.
Sorry for the delay.
Let's see here.
Let me get freshness in this joint.
Is he on?
All right.
Let's see if we are live.
We should be live.
It says I'm streaming.
Looking to see if we're on.
um We should be on, hopefully.
Alright, we're live.
Sweet.
Okay.
Shout out to all you guys, man.
Welcome to the Overwatch stream.
I apologize for the delay, guys.
I was in the gym.
I played a game with Fresh.
We won one.
We lost one.
I got fucking tilted and I went to the gym.
Just got done.
I was there with Angie.
So, you know, we definitely maintaining the fitness.
I haven't been posting as much of myself in the gym, but trust me, guys, I'd be in there.
I'm going hard in the paint.
Alright?
Matter of fact, here, I'm going to take this fucking hoodie off because it's warm as hell in here.
But, yeah, we are definitely in there trending, okay?
Trending, just kidding.
Natural, lifetime natty, you guys know this.
So you know what I mean?
We got the striations going, you know, we got the gains going, you know?
Still pretty lean.
You know, you can see nice and vascular.
I've lost some weight though, guys.
I'm down to like 190-some pounds.
So, definitely leaning up.
But as y'all can see, pretty shredded, right?
Right now?
So, right?
Pretty lean right now.
I don't know if y'all can see that.
Right?
Maybe the lighting is bad.
But y'all get the gist of it.
But definitely lean AF right now, man.
Okay, so I guess Fresh didn't join, so I guess we end this.
So we're going to go ahead and get right into it.
I'll warm up a little bit as well.
Angie's here.
She's going to be playing next to me.
She's got her 48 wins.
Warming up right now.
I like to warm up playing McCree, guys.
Because if you can hit shots with this thing, you'll be pretty good.
Hitting a tracer is tough.
Fuck it.
it.
Even though it's like the worst all in the game, but when you land it, it's pretty lit.
I don't know who this guy...
Oh, water joined in.
Okay.
Oh, thank you, Angie.
thank you, Angie. Angie.
When we went and picked up some food as well, guys, I got some steak and chicken here.
As y'all can see here, I'll show you guys to be transparent with everything that I do, as y'all know.
I got some black beans, white rice, and chicken, right?
And some steak, and I'll show you guys that here in a second.
I get this all the time on Sundays because I go to a spot down the street.
It's called the Coffee Spot, actually.
Shout out to them.
Give them some promo.
The guy that owns it is a friend of ours.
It's right next to where we used to film at the Panorama Tower.
So, y'all can see here.
It looks like we got a game.
But yeah, you can see there.
Chicken, steak, white rice, black beans.
I mixed the black beans in with the rice.
We got some people we're gonna smoke Then I'm also gonna eat some fruits as well You need some probably raspberries and blackberries as well with this.
All right, so you guys can hear the game.
I gotta switch to sound settings.
I already know.
Social.
Options.
Alright.
Alright, chat.
You guys should hear the sound effects now.
Gimme ones in the chat, the audio's good now, guys.
You loudest fuck, dude.
You loudest fuck, dude.
Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker.
I'm streaming, so if you don't like it, mute me, faggot.
That's easy.
Alright, then mute me, faggot.
Alright, we good.
Niggas are already crying in the fucking team chat, guys.
Let me just stream for y'all.
I love being able to throw this game, actually.
Then throw the game, faggot!
Throw the fucking game, man.
Goddamn, man.
Bunch of fucking faggots out here.
I'll throw this game!
I think I give a fuck, you fucking queer.
You fucking mouth-breathing faggot.
Damn, man.
Niggas are so bitch-made on this shit.
Then bro, then throw!
Then fucking throw, man.
I don't know what you want me to tell you.
If you want to be that much of a pussy and throw because of your feelings, then throw!
Fucking bitch Yep call me a shitty streamer dude If you only knew.
If you only fucking knew.
Doing a ton of damage, man.
We should be fucking these dudes up.
Nah, I don't wanna.
Bro, I don't give a fuck, man.
I don't know why you're still in this fucking game chat.
Just fucking...
You were supposed to mew me, weren't you?
Because I'll tell you this, you got a couple thousand people watching me right now bitching out being a fucking pussy.
Because trust me, I'm a lot bigger than you think I am, motherfucker.
I don't give a shit.
Okay.
No, it's hilarious that you're upset that much of a pussy Being a fucking pussy Bones heal No, no, no!
Don't apologize!
You're throwing because you're a fucking pussy.
You're throwing because you're that much of a fucking bitch.
You're throwing that much of a fucking bitch, bro.
Motherfuckers like you are why this game is fucking gay.
Cause you guys are fucking soft, and you can't take it when someone says some shit that hurts your feelings.
You fucking bitch.
You fucking faggot.
You fucking mouth breathing, homosexual, daddy wearing panties on Saturdays, bitch.
That's why.
You fucking faggot.
Fuck you.
Yeah, you're a fucking queer, bro.
It's okay though, I'll still fuck these kids up though.
Yeah, we don't need you, motherfucker.
That's why you're in silver, though.
Yeah, yeah, you're in silver with me, faggot.
Because I get retards like you on my team all the time, that's why.
That throw, because their fucking feelings are hurt.
Guaranteed you were probably born after the year 1999.
You fucking soft bitch.
Probably never got bullied in your life.
Probably either a mouth breathing fuck or a stick figure faggot.
One of the two.
And you're not even good at the game.
Dude, let me tell you son.
I played this game at a GM level back in 2017.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck what you say, dude.
You fucking suck, dude.
I just don't like you.
I don't like you either, bitch.
Drop your Instagram, pussy.
I guarantee you're a fucking faggot.
Drop your Instagram.
I'd love to see what you look like.
I would love to see what you fucking look like.
Exactly.
You don't even want to fucking show yourself because you're that much of a pussy.
Faggot.
Exactly.
You're an embarrassment to masculinity and men all over the world.
You fucking faggot.
You'd rather take a L because your feelings are hurt.
You non-competitor fucking loser.
Growing fuck.
No, I don't give a shit bro.
Fuck you.
Legit, fuck you.
I can literally tell you're a faggot and you're ruining the game for everybody else because you're that much of a fucking bitch made pussy.
Faggot.
That's the problem with this game.
You guys are so fucking soft on this shit.
My feelings
I'm on fire.
My power emanates.
I'm on fire.
We made me.
Surrender my will.
I'm on fire.
Yeah, chat.
This is what happens when you get faggots on your team, bro.
Oh, wow, oh my god, dude.
I really think you're that popular, dude.
Oh, dude, if you only fucking know, motherfucker.
You know what?
I'm about to fucking have everybody call your dumb ass a pussy.
You know what?
I'm gonna find your fucking gamertack right now.
Everybody spam this fucking faggot.
I'm about to make your dumb ass famous, faggot.
Fuck you They might start roasting you here in a second you fuck check Affirmative.
No, you're a fucking pussy, bro.
Yo, if you're really a man, drop your fucking Instagram.
We want to know who you are.
Drop your shit.
Exactly, you fucking coward.
No, you definitely do, bitch.
You definitely do.
Yeah, you definitely do, bitch.
Now you don't have one all of a sudden because I'm calling your dumb ass out.
The fact that we're even fucking these kids still haven't won on the other team is amazing.
Even with your sorry ass on our team.
Throw him.
I've got you in my sights.
I couldn't have.
I'll try to repay the favor.
Yeah, Chad, this pussy's name is Lock this pussy's name is Lock Soap.
We're gonna find out who you are, don't worry bitch.
We're gonna find out who you are Gonna find out who your bitch ass is You fucking faggot.
You fucking pussy bitch.
Yeah, you're a fucking bitch.
Like, you just make yourself look terrible.
Like, good job, dude.
All you proved is that you're so offended that if someone says something that you don't like, you throw the game.
That's how much of a pussy, non-competitive, beta-made fucking estrogen pumping through your veins.
Bitch-ass faggot, you really are.
Your mother probably touched you when you were a kid, you fucking faggot.
Fuck you.
Bitch-ass nigga, man.
That's what this game is filled with, bro.
What's this faggot's name?
What's this fucking faggot's name?
Let's look here.
That's why this game is filled with fucking queers, man.
Let's see here.
What's his last match?
This fucking fag right here.
Let's see.
Oh, of course.
Dude's a fucking lifelong silver slash gold.
I just started playing this shit and I'm already better than his sorry ass.
Nigga, trash.
Garbage as fuck.
Garbage as fuck.
Yeah, we're doxxing this faggot.
Thank you.
Absolute trash.
This nigga played every season is still garbage.
Nigga played every season is still trash.
I just started playing this shit.
Already better than this scrub.
Fucking terrible, bro.
Because you get faggots like that.
That's the one thing about this game that pisses me off, guys.
You get faggots like this, and they'll throw the game just because you hurt their feelings.
Literally.
He got mad because the game, I was streaming the game, and he can hear it.
And I was like, alright, then mute me, bro.
I'm gonna throw the game down because I'm a fucking faggot.
Queer, bro.
Fucking pussy, bitch-made faggot.
Like, kids like that, dude?
Those are the kids you want to smack in the face, man.
Fucking faggot, man.
He's probably a vegan. - No. - No. - Probably a vegan, guaranteed.
Fight it.
Faggot.
That nigga got shook when I said drop your IG though.
Nigga life flash before his eyes.
He sends me a friend request.
request what a faggot.
Fucking faggot, bro.
First game of the day and this nigga want to do some fucking bitch-made shit like that.
Yeah, let me see if fresh joins.
Let's try to get fresh black ass in here.
Just sitting in the menu.
There he is.
Yo, what up, faggot?
Yo.
Just had a thrower on my team.
Fantastic.
Sounds about right.
You have to throw on your team too?
No, no.
I wasn't playing.
I was just waiting.
Oh, okay.
Does anyone else want to play or no?
He tried playing, but he's gold and he can't match with us.
It just sucks because he can't play with us.
I thought you said he had a smurf.
Yeah, yeah.
Even on that account, he can't play with us.
See, bro, and here's the thing.
Like...
Bronze, silver, or gold?
Niggas are all the same skill level, man.
Just getting lucky with shitty teammates or not.
Hold on.
Let me...
Let me try and see if it might work.
One sec.
You want me to cancel the search?
Yeah.
Yes.
Stop real quick.
Alright.
See if I can add Jet.
Yo, Jet.
See.
Works or not.
Yo, Jet.
Could you try, uh...
Yo, um...
We got some...
The cavalry's here.
I switched back to my main account because I didn't think I could play, so it ain't gonna work with me in here.
Do you need me to balance?
Shoutout Coke Zero.
Let me try.
Oh no, it won't let me.
It says someone is too high.
It might be, I don't know, is it water?
No, it's not water.
Wait, who's the master?
Oh yeah, nigga, what the hell?
Damn, bro.
Reminds me of myself back in the day.
He's pretty good, actually.
Well, if he's a master, he's fucking good, bro.
Who does he play, though?
Anything.
Jett's good, too.
He just don't talk.
Right, Jett?
Well, Jett, we can't play, because I don't know if it's Jett or who.
Probably me.
Well, no, you're a gold one, so what the fuck?
What is water?
So, yeah, we should be able to play.
I don't know what the fuck.
What are you, Jett?
I'm in high plat, but I don't know.
Oh, that's the problem, then.
You're in high plat.
You don't got another account?
No.
Oh.
Yeah, I'll have to leave.
Alright, bro.
Alright, man.
Alright.
So it's just gonna be us and water, I guess.
Water, what do you play, nigga?
You only play damage?
Yeah, I'm just DPS. Wait, we've played with you before, haven't we?
Yeah, the last time we played, we went like 25 and 3.
Yeah, yeah.
We were going crazy.
Yeah, I remember.
Uh, go out fresh, uh, Dude, man, this fucking game is full of pussies like that last guy.
It's full of them.
Yeah, you saw that, Maga?
Being a bitch?
Yeah.
You'll say one thing and motherfuckers start acting like a pussy.
Yeah, bro.
Fucking faggots, man.
You're one of the dachshunds, man?
Yeah, fuck that nigga, man.
I doxed him.
Fuck his faggot ass.
I showed his gamertag.
I mean, it's not really a dox because you show his gamertag.
It's all public information anyway.
Niggas should have known better, though, being a faggot online.
And I warned him I was streaming.
I was like, bro, I'm streaming.
He was like, yeah, your stream sucks.
Okay.
I don't get it.
Like, why throw the game when you can just mute somebody?
What the fuck?
Like, not just the person that's talking.
You're a faggot, man.
Non-competitive is hell.
Like, I'll never understand dudes doing that faggot shit and they go in a competitive like, bro, just take your ass to Quick Play, nigga.
Yeah.
You're doing this shit just for the fun, just so you can have a good time like the pussy you are.
Like, what the fuck do I look like turning my PC on to have fun?
That's gay.
I'm here to win.
Know what I mean?
I'm gonna turn my computer on like, oh, I'm gonna have some fun.
No, I'm here to win.
Bro, there's not many things that tilt me, but Overwatch is one of them, bro.
This shit gets me fucking tight, man.
Yeah, I'm in the same boat.
I don't get pissed about anything, but I'm playing competitive on here with a bunch of Randles, man.
I'd be ready to flip a fucking...
Even Fresh get mad, and Fresh don't get mad about nothing.
He got a thousand niggas on fucking Reddit on his dick talking shit about him.
He don't give a fuck.
But let him lose the game of Overwatch.
Nigga gonna lose his shit.
Fuck this shit.
That's why I don't like playing before we go to life because it's annoying, bro.
If y'all see Fresh mad before the show, it's because we were playing Overwatch before, bro.
Nothing pisses Fresh off except for this game, bro.
Swear to God, man.
Nothing pisses Nigga off except for this game, bro.
Yo, life is good, man.
Why could I play it?
But this shit is annoying, though.
Yeah.
Jeez.
Nigga fucking bad bitches have thousands of haters on Reddit talking shit.
You can't talk.
You don't give a fuck.
But let them lose Overwatch, nigga.
And...
Nigga B. We getting better, though, so...
Nigga say, yo, I'm getting off, bro.
I'm done.
I'm getting off.
Bro, I'm done.
Anyhow, looking forward to Vegas, man.
Should be a good time in Vegas.
We can't play in Vegas, though.
Damn.
We're going to be late.
Push out the water.
Oh, shit.
You're right.
We ain't going to play for a while.
We should travel with our RPC. What was that?
That was a joke.
Oh, with RPC? I'm playing with RPC. Set that shit up at Andrew House?
I'm like, you dorks?
You dorks?
Oh shit, I shouldn't have said that, should I? Whatever.
Damn, I said too much.
Hey man, this is Overwatch stream, man.
Yeah, they get the best stuff on this stream.
Nigga said W leak in the chat.
Oh, the real ones, though.
I figured the second you guys said that you were going to Europe, I was like...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, man like bro Well prepared to attack sir Alright, cool.
Alright, sweet.
We both got damage, bro.
So, uh...
As long as our healers aren't retards, we should be straight.
Alright, y'all niggas wanna go into team chat?
Yeah, let's do it.
Alright.
Alright, faggots!
We're here!
You know what that means.
We're back.
Hold on, niggas.
If we're gonna do this, we gotta do this shit right.
What's that?
Huh?
Stay close.
I can't hear you if you stray.
All the meetings are ready.
You faggots ready?
Ready?
Stop your niggas, ready.
Alright, let's go.
Let's melt these scrubs.
Alright.
Oh, what the fuck?
Junkrat on the right, weak as fuck.
Oh, what the...
Junkrat dead.
Dummy.
Baptiste won.
Aw, fuck.
I didn't mean to do that.
Alright, gotta warm up on this shit.
Good, good, good.
Baptiste is dead.
Oh, soldier behind us.
What the fuck?
Get rocked, faggot.
You suck.
What the fuck?
Alright, I got the soldier behind us, nigga trash.
The fuck fresh?
Yo, Junkrat in the room on the bottom right.
Yeah, you see him?
Alright, we gotta keep pushing payload though.
Uh, dudes are gonna come up from a top pro- Oh shit, you got trapped!
Back up wall, back up bro!
Get the fuck outta there, man!
Oh, Bastion, Bastion, Bastion, Bastion!
Get raped, faggot, you suck!
Bashing dead.
He got melted.
What the fuck?
Sigma trying to throw rocks.
Junk round on the right, bro.
Junk round on the right.
Oh, what the fuck?
Ana weak up top right.
Bitches, one shot up there.
Oh, get ready!
Oh, let's go!
You niggas know what time it is now!
I got a team behind me now!
What's up, faggots?
Come here, boy!
Come here, boy!
Let's go!
Come here, faggot!
Dead.
Alright, let's go.
These motherfuckers are trash.
Let's fucking go.
I'm about to take the high ground and shoot down on these faggots like I'm Steven Paddock.
Alright!
*laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* Oh, oh shit man.
That was too late to fucking set up.
I couldn't get up to the top of the Bellagio fast, though.
Was that the hotel landing?
The Mirage, my bad.
Oh, shit, bro.
Ooh, okay.
Okay, still making play, Symmetra.
All right.
I got visor Yeah, you dummy You think twice now, nigga!
Reaper one shot.
He got lucky with that fucking barrier.
I got visor.
You got- okay, push in with that.
Push in with that.
Fuck it.
He's saying, push it.
Let's go!
These boys about to die now!
You niggas about to get fucked up now, boy!
Yeah, buddy!
Come here, Sigma!
Yeah, you dead too!
Let's go, man!
Dudes is trash!
Ana on the right.
She running, she running, she running.
She gone.
Let's see here.
Yeah, they're not even gonna try to contest it.
Okay.
Good shit.
Oh, what the fuck?
Yo, Ana bop!
this bitch yeah I see him Junkrat up top!
Oh shit!
Okay.
Got a little, uh, sighted there.
Yeah, get fucked, Junkrat, you fucking scrub!
Alright, I'm taking Hygron right here.
Rain down on these faggots.
Alright.
Not bad at all.
Yeah, keep pushing that payload.
He's better when we got people that play with us because at least less chances of getting bad players.
He's way better.
Bro, look at this Reaper crouching like a faggot.
You don't want this Baptiste.
Baptiste back up nigga.
The payload is on its way.
I'm getting fresh.
Left.
Left.
Oh shit.
When he's ready to go.
What?
Baptiste gone.
What the?
I am bad.
I'm dead.
Ana ran.
She ran.
She ran.
Yeah, this is easy.
Clash.
Yeah, she ran.
Ripper trying to teleport somewhere.
Yeah, dude's got smacked.
Bro, I'm not even warmed up, man.
My aim is trash right now.
We're still fucking these faggots up.
Okay, look up.
Hill's here.
Not bad, not bad.
Um, Simon Gtop said he wants to play.
Simon, what are your...
What role do you play, my friend?
We would need a healer.
Like we need like a dope out of support.
Isn't the more people we play with the worse?
Nah, what'll happen is they're gonna link you up with other teams.
But that's fine.
I mean, at this level, bro, we're gonna smack the other kids.
It's fine.
Because they're gonna be coordinated, but they're gonna be silver players, so they're gonna suck.
Bro, 9 out of 10 times when I lose is because I get retards on my team.
Interesting.
They don't communicate.
Their positioning sucks.
They're stupid as fuck.
They don't know what they're doing.
My aim is off right now and I'm still fucking these faggots up.
Uh, okay.
Actually, you know what?
This isn't a good...
Alright, so chat.
Where I'm going to sit up is I'm going to be right here.
A soldier, you always want to be playing the high ground.
You know what I'm saying?
You want to be on the high ground all the time.
Literally name yourself Steven.
Alright?
So...
This is a little bit aggressive right here.
Okay, they got an Orisa.
Alright, she already used her spin.
Oh, damn, bitch, hit me with the spear like I'm...
Okay, okay.
Nice shield.
Oh, what the fuck?
Reaper on the left here!
Get fucking raped, faggot!
Yeah, he got fucked up.
He got fucked up.
Reaper gone.
Nigga tried to ambush us.
I think they got a Widowmaker, guys.
Yeah, they got a Widow, they got a Widow, they got a Widow.
Widow top right.
Reaper has no fucking- What idiot, he has no Wraith now.
Immortality field gone?
Reaper one shot- Oh!
Bitch snipe me, man.
Fuck, bro.
Damn, I'll stand still.
That was easy for her.
That's fine Reaper weakest I Baptiste, weak on payload.
I hear a Reaper.
I don't know where the fuck he at though.
Alright, they got it.
They got it.
They got it.
I'm backing up.
That's always hard to hold right there.
Alright, I'm about to have Visor.
We hold him here, bro.
We hold him here.
here they suck all right what do we got for alts I got visor, guys.
I got visor.
I'm waiting for y'all, though, so we can...
I don't want a visor until you guys are in the fight.
Y'all in the fight?
Let's go!
Let's ult!
Let's go!
Let's go, faggots!
Let's go!
Baptiste's gone.
I'm putting fresh on him.
Oh, we nano now!
Let's go!
What's up baggots?
Oh, she got nano.
She got nano.
I put a heal down for you.
I put a heal down for you.
Reaper!
Reaper!
Aw, he ran, he ran, he ran.
Sorry ass nigga.
Yo, watch out behind you.
The Arisa's behind you.
I'm shooting the fuck out of her, though!
You can kill her!
Winnable!
Winnable!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Dang it.
Okay, we gotta run.
We gotta...
Oh, Lord!
Fuck, man!
You just...
Alright.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Alright.
You got the Widow?
Are we still gonna try to fight?
Are y'all gonna try to fight this?
We gonna fight this?
Okay, I guess we're fighting this.
Alright.
Trying to shoot the healers.
Alright, they got it.
They got it.
Fuck it.
back up I'm resetting up Pitch through the spear.
Whoa, whoa!
Reaper coming here!
Reaper!
Nigga, stop!
You fucking...
What an idiot!
Yo, Arisa weak as shit!
Orisa weak as...
Oh, Nigga, use window out of desperation.
fuck man no one can hide from my sight they'll regret that I'm coming back I'm I'm coming back.
Almost got a visor, guys.
Oh, what the?
Kill this Reaper!
He's an idiot!
He's one HP! Get fucked, idiot!
Fucking retard!
Baptiste is one!
I'm by the visor.
Let's go!
Time to melt these niggas!
See, he gave this piece of nano!
He still died though!
It don't matter!
It don't matter!
Niggas, he's trash!
Get the fuck outta here!
I'm the earthquake, nigga!
I AM THE EARTHQUAKE!
*laughs* *laughs* Alright man I'm on fire!
*laughs* My rip tire is all night I'm the one who knocks!
Yeah, bitch!
You better switch!
They got Ashe now and Tracer.
This Orisa came out by herself.
Bad positioning!
Orisa weak as fuck!
Orisa weak as fuck!
Baptiste get fucked, idiot!
Orisa get fucked, stupid!
Oh, Ana trying to make me sleep?
Okay, bitch!
Oh, yeah!
Get hit with that Helix!
I'm Hamas now, bitch!
Take that rocket!
Tracer running!
Yeah, she got smacked by Fresh!
Let's go, Fresh!
Let's go, nigga, swing that hammer!
Yeah, that's that BBC hammer.
That BBC hammer!
helping your bitch oh I just said that come on Rissa!
hold it!
let's go!
GET FUCKED ARESSA!
damn it Pepsi's trying to flank?
Don't do it, nigga!
Don't do it!
Oh, shit!
Oh my god, bitch threw dynamite at me.
Oh, I'm back, though!
I'm back, though!
Nice try, Ash!
Get hit with that Helix, bitch!
Yeah, back up!
Back up now!
Oh, what the- Okay, I gotta run.
Oh, shit!
Hit this Baptiste, nigga!
Oh shit, they threw the window up.
Oh, Bob!
Yo, back up, wall.
Back up, nigga.
You're gonna die.
Oh my god.
Tracer behind us, bro.
Tracer behind us.
Man.
I'm about to fuck these idiots up here in a second, bro.
Still got some fight in me here.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, this is better.
Ash, I'm taking high ground here.
Don't do it, Ash!
Yeah, you better back up, bitch!
Oh, shit!
Niggas is chasing me.
Fuck man.
It's fine.
fine we kept it way faster than they did we just got to hold them back longer They're gonna run the widow again I hate Arisa so much, bro Holy shit, dude.
It's cool.
I noticed that she overextends a lot, so I picked Mei, so when she does that, I won't just swallow my ass.
Every soldier needs a cause.
There is a new sadness in your brother.
No.
I've simply grown tired of pretending I am content.
Perhaps I can share your burden.
You already do.
Oh, that's Zen and, um...
Ramach were talking to each other, yeah.
They're both robots.
Yeah, they're both omnics.
Yeah, whatever that thing is.
Omnics.
Yeah.
Look at the stars.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
No Widow from what I see right now.
Oh, yep, Widow.
Oh, Ana already fucking wasted a nade.
Whoa, Reaper!
Reaper one Reaper one yo the widows in the same spot as before I'm backing up What the fuck?
Fuck man!
How did these niggas push it, like, so fast, bro?
I warned you guys about the Widowmaker, man.
We're gonna try to make the stop here?
Alright.
Alright.
We're gonna have to drop down on this shit.
Oh my god, I just saw the Widowmaker at the last second, bro.
FUCK, man!
Oh, man.
Fuck, man.
Mercy's trying to res.
Oh, she res the Ramatra.
Good shit.
Yo, there's a Widowmaker top left, I think.
Okay, I don't see the Widow there.
Reaper 1!
Reaper 1, guys!
Oh my god.
This nigga will not die, bro.
Soldier dead.
Alright, they got it.
They got it.
I'm setting up for the next fight.
Fuck it.
I'm about to have visor.
Wow, they just fucking rushed me, man.
Snicket trash.
D.Va and the fucking Reaper ran right after me, man.
They just threw a window up.
They got window up.
be careful.
Fuck man!
Guys, these kids fucking suck, man We just need to put we just need to push them off the payload one time bro.
We One fucking time.
You guys ready?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm not there.
Okay, Joe.
We got one kill.
I've got you in my seat.
He's ulting you, guys.
Guys, if I get his ultimate, we got him, bro.
Get re...
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God, bro.
I'm backing up.
Where are you, bro?
I'm fighting him by myself.
You're getting res.
You're getting res right now.
Let's get back in here.
I'm using mine too.
Let's go.
Get this Reaper the fuck up out of here.
Baptiste gone.
Soldier on the left Soldier gone Reaper nanoed.
Reaper nanoed.
Holy fuck!
We gotta shoot this Reaper, bro!
Let's go!
Get these niggas the fuck up out of here, man!
She's 1 HP, man!
This Ana just hopping around!
What the fuck?!
Oh!
Bitch, pull me to sleep.
Bro.
This Ana's still alive?!
Bitches won HP! Tracer- Tracer 1!
Tracer 1!
Let's go!
Alright.
They pushed it really far, bro, I ain't gonna lie.
But they fucking sucked though, so we're gonna beat them.
Fucking faggots.
three, five, switching sides.
How did he get so far, bro?
All right, let's see here.
- Mierda! - Every soldier needs a cause.
If you can.
I've learned a lot from my experiences.
Hello.
Knowledge is its own reward.
I know where it is.
I just realized something.
What happened?
They're all healing us?
Bad?
Greetings.
Not too bad, but...
Oh shit.
Alright.
Let's go.
Okay, they got a Sigma.
The most annoying fuck.
Yo, there's a Symmetra on the right.
1 HP on that bitch.
Fucker up wall.
Good shit.
Shit.
Fuck.
What the hell?
How'd you die?
Man.
Ah!
Oh my God!
Woo!
Baptista's weak, man.
Baptista's weak, man.
Baptiste is weak lying on the left.
Healers on the left right here, man.
I'm shooting the fuck out these niggas Melted Scrubs are trash.
These stupid ass Symmetra turrets.
Alright, they're gonna come from top right.
Get ready.
They're gonna come from top right.
We got way more time than these scrubs.
So we're gonna melt them.
Yeah, the healers are carrying them.
The healers are 100% carrying them.
This Sigma is weak over there by- He got away.
Good finish!
They got a Torb now.
Window, window, window.
Don't even give him the option.
Yo, what the fuck?
This nigga, man.
I don't know who got the nano.
Oh, we gotta move payload, guys.
What the hell are we doing?
They're switching characters a lot.
Niggas are shaking.
Baptiste on the stairs, man.
Baptiste gone.
Baptiste gone.
That's a big one.
Oh, a nigga hit him with them rockets.
Ana melted.
Let's go.
I'm going after this fucking loser.
Come here, you one-armed faggot!
Get melted!
Scrub!
I got Visor, by the way, for next fight.
I got Visor for next fight.
We got these niggas.
I'm...
I'mma try to...
Let's see here if I can take the high ground.
Oh!
Yep, I'mma try...
Oh!
I'm dead.
Fuck!
Miss my helix This reaper's trash man He got lucky with that one.
Okay, he dead, he dead, he dead, he dead.
Good shit.
Ooh, Baptiste was one.
Mm.
Turn to the left.
Turn to the left.
Bounce out.
He's dead.
Molten what, faggot?
Niggas is running now!
Oh!
We seem in panic now!
What's up, niggas?
Steven Paddock now!
Yeah, what's up faggots?
We're on the high ground now!
I'm at the top of the horizon and I got my dick hard and a bunch of ammo!
Let's go!
Oh, thanks.
Niggas got fucked!
Oh, this dude trash.
This nigga's name is Release, yeah.
We released on you niggas, man.
You niggas is trash.
Get the fuck up out of here, man.
Oh, I'm stuck at Silver Fords.
This is so awesome.
Fucking gay.
I don't know how they got so far.
They were fucking trash, bro.
Nah, they got lucky, bro.
Every soldier needs a cause.
And guys, there's gonna be an Overwatch League coming soon.
So Ninjas is warming up right now.
Fresh is in here and Water is in here.
God to see.
This nigga, whoa.
This nigga, whoa.
Double, triple kill.
Double kill, you triple kill.
Alright, we got a game.
Let's go!
Alright.
Alright!
Dudes in the chat are saying Overwatch is a kid's game.
Bro, y'all don't know.
The average age of Overwatch player is fucking...
I think it's 30 years old, man.
I'm gonna look this shit up.
Hold on.
Look this shit up.
Let's party, Marin.
In the club, bro.
Woo, let's go.
The club, man.
Between 25 to 35 years old is the average age.
So it's not a kids game, faggots.
They got a Rhyne.
Oh, what the?
Reaper on point already.
Reaper, one shot.
Got him.
Reinhardt weak.
Reinhardt weak as fuck.
We could kill him.
We could kill him.
Got him.
Kuriko being a whore.
She ran.
This McCree trash.
He got melted.
Easy clap.
Niggas is garbage.
All right.
I'm going to break this Ryan shield.
So every time nigga try to come in...
Oh, he walled off!
He walled off!
Fuck his ass up, man!
Shield breaking again.
Fuck him up!
Oh, fuck him up!
Come on, nigga, he's weak!
I'm fucking these dudes up, man, god damnit!
Goddamn!
Let's go The punishment will continue faggots Oh, they got a Bastion now?
It don't matter, he can get it too!
I got Visor already, man.
I got Visor.
Let's see if these homos want to push in.
Niggas are scared!
They got a Jerker Queen?
Oh, you fucked up, bitch!
You niggas fucked up!
Let's go!
You got fucked!
You're about to get fucked, you Australian whore!
Get fucked!
Let's go!
Niggas is trash!
Get in the backpack!
My nickname is Jazzport!
Get fucked, McCree!
He's one shot on the side, man.
He's one shot on the side.
Nigga, runnin'.
faggot They're going to the left?
Yeah, uh, not...
Good choice.
McCree, I'll be on the left.
McCree weak!
McCree weak on the left!
Him and Kariko on the left weak!
Aw, shit!
Oh man!
They got it?
They got it?
Shit, okay.
Well McCree dead because he sucks I got a pick Oh shit!
Okay.
I got greedy.
Um, I'm not with you all, so if you ult, I'm not there.
Uh, but if the rest of the team is there...
Okay, ult this bitch, ult this bitch!
She's in her back line, fuck her up!
Oh my god, bro.
You should be able to wipe them, Walt.
You should be able to wipe them.
You got the nano too?
I am on time.
Let's go.
Keep pushing.
Keep pushing.
Kariko won.
Fucking...
What?
Bro.
How do we not kill all them niggas, man?
Fuck you, bitch!
Bitch get the fuck out my face man!
We're fucking idiots.
I've got death!
Niggas is getting frozen, you don't even know it.
Haha!
Alright, good shit guys.
Good shit, good shit, good shit.
And yes, I'm sorry teammates that she's playing with right now.
Bro, I'm telling you man, this game pisses everybody off bro.
Angie be screaming too.
She be getting mad as fuck.
Weather report?
Lots of sun.
Yeah, she's yelling at them to group up.
She's playing quick play.
She's trying to get the 50 wins, man.
That shit's a fucking...
That's a pain.
She got 48, though.
Alright, y'all ready?
Okay.
Capture the objective.
Should've picked some empty choice.
They got Ash.
Sigma.
Sigma's on point.
Oh, good kill.
Okay, yo, Moira weak on the left.
Oh, that bitch ran.
Sigma has no help.
We can kill his ass.
We can kill him.
Okay.
Kariko...
Yeah, bitch you better run May we're right here Get fucked, bitch, idiot.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
Because they got gay-ass Hanzo who can one-shot you.
Gayest character ever, man.
Junker Queen on the left.
Junker Queen on the left.
She used her axe.
Junker Queen in the middle trying to come after you all.
I'm shooting this bitch with you, bro.
I'm shooting this bitch with you.
Moira on the left here.
And Hanzo on the left too.
Hanzo on the left here.
Hanzo on the left.
Good wall off.
Oh, what the?
Oh my god, bro.
Junker Queen on the left, man.
Man, this bitch is annoying!
Bro, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna vibe with these niggas and fuck them up.
I'm shooting the Junker Queen with you, bro.
Fuck her up!
Fuck her up!
Oh my god, keep me alive while this bitch solo alts me.
Oh, you fucked up now!
Let's go, keep me alive while I do this shit!
Yeah, take one to the wasteland, bitch.
Bro, get this Hanzo, man!
That's the last nigga, man!
Oh, there's an Ashe top middle.
There's an Ashe top middle just hiding there.
Ashes top middle Good Blizzard Ash is one shot top middle.
Good kill.
Han's on the left, Han's on the left, Han's on the left, Han's on- I fucking hate this nigga, bro.
Hanzo's on the left weak, man Thank you for the rest Junker Queen on point.
point Junker Queen on point yeah man almost a house up but freaking on Bro, you got...
Okay, you're Reinhardt now.
So, what the fuck?
Yo, how close are you to hammer down, bro?
Because if you got...
Like they literally can't do shit to you when you got run if you hammer them down Bro I got a look Bro, what the fuck man?
Yo, we got a touch point.
We got a touch point.
Moira, Moira, chasing our mercy.
Mer- mer- oh my- Let's go!
Big plays!
Big plays!
Joker Queen gonna come in here!
Joker Queen won!
Joker Queen won!
Oh, what a hammer!
What the fuck?!
Yo, let's go, Walt!
That nigga...
Yo, what the fuck?!
Bro!
Woah, I'll give you that, man.
That shit was lit!
She said time for the hammer down!
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, good shit, woah!
I ain't gonna lie, that shit was lit!
Bro, that bitch said time for the reckoning, and then you just hit her with the hammer, bro.
That's hilarious.
I know that bitch was mad!
Yo, W is the rest.
That's hilarious, bro.
The Ana gave me a good nano as well towards the end there.
Yo, we should add that Mercy, bro.
She was actually good.
I don't think they were in the chat, though.
Oh?
I don't think they were in the chat, though.
I got them now.
I mean, hold on.
Wait.
I think there's niggas in the chat that want to play with us, bro.
Oh, they are?
Yeah.
Alright.
Alright, niggas.
While we're here...
Let me hit change, bro.
Uh, who wants to come in and play?
Who wants to come in and play, ninjas?
Uh...
Here, actually, you know what?
Let me put the fuck in while we do that.
Well, can you check the chat?
Uh, the rumble chat?
Uh, let's see.
At Bob...
Oh, I think Leah wants to join.
Okay.
Uh, one, one, five, five.
Okay.
Wait, no, honey.
I'll take a row.
Y'all gotta be at maximum gold.
That's like the maximum.
How do you add somebody with just the camera tag?
I think you need their battle tag or some shit like that.
I have it, but...
Hold on, ninjas.
I'm trying to put the rumble chat in the thing right now.
Come on, kill them!
Kill them!
All right.
60-minute man.
Nigga, where'd you write me at?
Because I don't...
Boom.
Okay.
Rumble Chazin.
Zero says I'm a support.
Okay.
What up, Michael?
Is Angie okay, bro?
Uh, her teammates suck.
Did you just say Mama Hueva?
Yeah, she said my wife.
I don't know what that means.
She's speaking that Mexican.
I don't know.
Okay, let's see here.
This person said...
Oh, wait.
That was Bob.
And then...
Okay.
Hey, Leo.
Give me a team lead real quick.
You want a team lead?
I'll frame it, please.
Alright.
Okay, for some reason...
Can't add you, Leo.
Where's it me?
Okay.
Oh yeah, and you gotta have a mic, Ninjas, if you want to come in here.
Yeah.
Yo, uh...
Why can't I... This guy.
What was that?
I can't, Adam.
Won't let me...
Alright.
Hold on, because we're searching for a...
Here we go.
Okay, now I can.
Boom, got it.
Alright.
Rex, you want me to invite Bob?
Yeah, you can if you want.
Alright, I'm here.
This account's gold three.
Okay.
Because you said water is gold one, correct?
Yeah.
Yeah, this is gold three.
What the fuck?
I thought maybe me having my other account signed it in the background maybe somehow fucked it up, but...
Yeah, you and all members, our party must be in the same competitive pool.
Man, yeah, fuck my life.
That's fine.
Well, that was a good last try.
Keep that fucking win streak going, though, guys.
Good shit.
Alright man, next time.
Wait, why can't you play?
Let's go.
Is it me?
I'm gold something.
If you're gold, I think that might be it.
I'm gold five.
Yeah, that's not bad.
But this is my smurf account.
Water is fine.
So is it Bob or Shadow Dragon?
I think it's Bob.
What rank is Bob?
Bob's not even talking, so I think it's up.
Let's see what Bob is.
Yeah, he...
er...
I'm good too.
Oh yeah, yeah, so he would have to play DPS, I think.
Alright.
Alright, so I'm fixing a stream right now on my end.
So again, you got like put in the chat and everything else like that.
Let's see here.
Oh, you want me to?
No, it says you must be in the same competitive pool.
So it says that someone's too high, I guess.
Shadow Dragon is goal five.
Bob is...
I think Bob is too high.
Yeah, I will leave.
Okay, thank you.
Sorry, Bob.
Thank you, Bob.
Thank you, come again.
Oh, I think he was Asian.
Oh, no, it still says it don't work.
Shadow Dragon, maybe?
Damn!
Damn, that's fucked.
Yeah.
His name is Zendaya.
Oh, his shit is hidden.
This better be a chick, bro.
Nah, this is a dude, man.
His name is Zendaya.
She's gay.
Yeah, it's from the memes, bro.
It's a smurf.
Oh, okay, okay.
Alright.
Are you ready to start now?
Yeah, I'm good to go.
Yeah, well, hold on.
We can't go in with Shadow Dragon, I think.
Oh, Dragon!
Zendaya, what's your rank?
On here, this is a brand new Smurf.
Wait, so...
So wait, if it's a brand new Smurf, then that means you can't go into competitive, bro.
No, like, it's leveled up to play comp.
Oh, okay.
Because I haven't played a comp match yet.
Shadow Dragon.
Gotta go, bro.
Okay, Shadow Dragon.
Sorry, bro.
My bad.
No, it's not your fault, man.
Unfortunately, you're too high.
But once we get ourselves up, we'll be able to play with you finally.
Shout out to y'all, man.
All right, shout out to you, my friend.
We'll be playing with you soon.
Soon, we're going to be there.
All right.
Yeah, cause here's the thing, bro.
Y'all just saw it.
Like, we're steamrolling golds.
So it's not like we shouldn't be a fucking gold or platinum or diamond or some shit.
Just that fucking we get sorry ass teammates.
Wait, hold on.
Did Zendaya actually place rank?
Like, what rank are you?
I've been placing this account.
I think he's asking what are you when you're not a smurf.
Yeah, because if you didn't do your placement matches, then you might not be able to queue with people that are in gold.
Yeah, that might happen too.
Yeah, I played Plat Diamond on my other counts.
Okay.
Well, we could try.
Shadow Dragon, but I know we can't play with you because when we had you in here, we couldn't join.
Is it water gold?
Yeah, I'm gold.
Yeah, he's gold, but he's a higher rank than me, bro.
How the fuck does that make sense?
Let me look here.
I don't know.
He's gold one.
It's got to be Zendaya, bro.
Come on, man.
Come on, bro.
I can back out and switch to have a gold two account as well.
Yeah, all right.
Back out real quick, Zendaya.
Let's see.
No, no, no.
It's Shadow Dragon.
It's Shadow Dragon?
Yeah, because I was going to say, Shadow Dragon was in here.
Yo, get him out of here real quick.
Watch.
Alright, Shadow Dragon, leave for two seconds and come back.
Watch.
I need to leave or can you kick me?
Oh, okay.
I didn't want to kick you, but if you want me to, I can...
Okay.
Yeah, see, now we can queue.
Yeah, now we can queue.
See?
I told you that, nigga, bro.
It was Shadow Dragon.
Yeah, it was Shadow Dragon.
I can only play Tank.
Yeah.
Support?
Nah, nigga.
Nah, it says I can only play Tank, so it's probably me.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Alright, let me unclick.
Alright, Fresh, try to pick tank.
I can't.
This is unavailable due to your group's skill rating range.
Yeah, it is me.
I can switch accounts and see if that works.
It's gonna let me do tank.
Yeah, try that.
Well, hold on.
I'll put it in the chat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
Take damage off water.
Take damage off.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, now try to take tank wall.
It won't let you steal?
Only support.
Dan, that's gay.
Yeah, Zendaya, you gotta switch, bro.
Alright.
Alright, so we'll let him join up.
Let's add Shadow again.
Let's see if it works.
Add Shadow Dragon?
Here, send him an invite, then.
Hold on, uh...
Give me lead?
Nigga, you can invite him without being leader.
Oh, hold on.
Faggot?
You can't.
Yeah, you can.
Don't let me.
What?
Alright.
It's because we're in GameCube, that's why.
Oh, okay, then back out then.
I didn't know that.
I gave it to you, fag.
Alright, now I got him.
Yeah, I gave it to you, homosexual.
Okay.
Let's see.
Nah.
Still can't play.
Still can't?
Oh, damn.
Damn, all the time it was both of them niggas.
Yeah, it was both of them niggas, bro.
I'm a gold five on support.
I haven't even placed on any other rank.
Any other...
That might be the reason why, bro.
You have to place on every roll.
Yeah, that might be why.
07.
Bullshit.
Good luck, man.
Good games.
Let's try now.
Nah.
I don't play you either, bro.
Hey, damn, what the fuck?
Damn.
That's a good thing.
Damn.
Alright.
Let's just play it bro.
Alright.
Somebody's joining out.
Yeah, it's only letting me queue up his damage anyway.
The hell?
Won't even let me fucking...
Yeah.
Y'all gotta put y'all rank in if y'all got a mic in the chat when y'all spam y'all names.
Hey guys, when we get higher ranked, we can play with you guys, but right now we're not.
Yeah, bro.
That's why we gotta get up, man, and rank, man.
This is fucking gay, bro.
Yeah.
Alright.
Well, y'all niggas about to see right now.
Now, we're about to rank up now, man, because this shit is gay.
What the f...
Her team sucks, bro.
Alright, let's go social, niggas.
Every soldier needs a cause.
For the moment, we have a common purpose.
Let's focus on that.
Soldier, can you fix your mic, please?
Safety's off.
Oh, shit, man.
Yo, I'm streaming, bro, so that's why it's like that, but if you need to, you can mute me.
No problem.
Yeah, the rest of the team will communicate.
Okay, now you go bro.
We will not close this battle if we fight as one.
Yeah.
Alright faggots, I'm on the high ground up here.
Feeling more powerful?
Feeling spry.
Five, four, three, two, one.
They got a Romantrax, a Hanzo.
Oh shit.
Genji too?
And a Junkrat.
A Junkrat, of course.
KS Junkrat.
Genji one shot.
Junkrat weak as hell.
Genji weak.
Okay, Junkrack on, because he sucks.
Genji, no reflect.
Genji, no reflect down there.
Shit.
Man, this is hard to aim down on these faggers sometimes.
Genji on the left.
He's weak.
Genji coming up behind you, bro.
Whoever's over there.
Mercy.
Oh, he's weak as shit.
Genji, weak as shit.
Oh, good finish.
Good finish.
Thank you.
Junkrat dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He sucks.
Let's push back a little bit.
The two Ramatros fighting each other.
Oh, shit.
Back up.
This nigga ulted.
Oh, shit.
Yo, get melted, faggot!
Get melted, bitch!
Genji dead, he dead, he dead.
Junkrat, weakest shit, man.
I'm taking Hygron.
I got visor.
I'm gonna use the visor when Genji blades, because Genji's 100% gonna blade.
Get ready.
I'm gonna force him to either deflect or die.
one of the two.
Here we go!
Blade!
Bladen!
Oh my god!
He got nanoed too, bro.
Bro, he killed me in one slice, man.
Damn, they're all on point, bro.
They're all on point.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro soon as I saw him swift strike up in the air bro he got hit with the nano man Tire What a fucking faggot, man.
Yeah, he solo-ulted me, yeah.
Nigga, literally solo-ulted me, man.
Fucking faggot, bro.
Alright, um...
Yo, Water, your mic sounds like you're far away, by the way, bro.
I can barely hear you.
Catcher.
I'll just move you closer.
All right.
Well, that's unfortunate.
Reality bends to my wind.
Brig is weak.
Come out.
My god.
He's ready?
Yo, they're putting crazy pressure, man.
Uh.
Uh, yeah, we're here.
What the?
Yo, Junkwrap, what the fuck?
Yo, what the?
This nigga, bro.
Junkwrap behind us, man.
Junkwrap behind us.
What a fucking faggot, man.
Alright.
I've seen tougher spots I'm weakening them *Badabai* Junkrat weakest!
Junkrat on the left weak, man, but he just got f... bro...
Gay-ass fucking character, man.
No skill, dude.
We gotta touch it, we gotta touch it, we gotta touch it!
Oh my god.
Oh, he got, he got, uh, nano'd.
Fuck.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Should've switched sooner honestly All right - We just gotta push it faster than them.
This is still winnable.
This is winnable.
I fuck was missing a lot of shots on that last round.
I'm gonna get in the game here.
This shit, man.
Fucking bullshit, bro.
Every soldier needs a cause.
if anybody asks I was never here the bridge any good the character Bridget huh watch for their weaknesses and strike regita you mean She's a healer.
She's a good healer, man.
She's a healer.
I don't know what you're saying about it.
Alright, let's go, man.
Yo, people be using some sorry-ass mics, man.
I ain't gonna lie man Sigma could die Oh, he's weak as shit, man.
Genji has no fucking reflex.
The Junkrat top right, man.
spamming bro I rubbed some dirt on it let's go yeah man they're just spamming this shit Junkrat top right spamming.
Junkrat gone!
Junkrat gone!
That's big!
Big, big, big kill!
Big kill!
Big kill!
We can push off that!
Genji, weak as fuck!
He got healed.
Angie, Angie, stop yelling.
I know your teammates are trash but...
Uhh...
Uhhh...
*Groan* I'll try to revamp the game.
*Groan* *Groan* Okay!
We're not...
Alright, I'm gonna try to get a...
I'm gonna try to get around the back.
Get an angle here.
Okay.
Let them burn their ult.
It's fine.
Let them burn their alts, dude.
What do we have?
What do we have?
I can't get away with this.
I'm about to have visor.
Um...
You got yours?
Okay.
What the fuck?
Nice immortality field, bro.
That was big.
I'm 97 to ult.
We need a mercy, man.
All right.
Yo, whoa, yeah, go ahead, ult them, ult them, ult them now, ult them now.
Oh my god.
Bro, fuck, man.
Took you forever nigga!
It's Genji!
I've got you in my sights!
Junkrat, gone.
Genji, gone.
I took way too long, but it's fine.
Took too long though.
Well, we got a Mercy now.
It's gonna be a lot easier.
They're running like a full-on bullshit spam combo Regal brick week Sigma's out of position.
We could kill him.
Oh, wow.
Lifeweaver just saved his ass.
Whoa!
Junkrat on the left!
Junkrat on the left!
Junkrat on the left, bro!
Oh my god!
Not really much you can do there.
Dunk rat!
Top! Top!
Junkrat up there.
Junkrat one shot!
Good thing, thank you.
Annoying ass fucking...
Who needs heroes?
Heroes never die.
I love Team Men!
Niggas had to use the gay ass tree.
Uhhh man.
You're successful.
Oh, wow.
Genji using roof?
Yeah.
Junkrat top...
Oh no.
Nevermind.
He backed off.
Okay.
We're using Rally.
Junkrat on the left.
Junkrat on the left.
One shot on him.
Dead.
I got Visor.
Let's go They're running Lifeweaver one shot, man.
Genji, one shot.
above and be Fuck, man!
He's trying for me every time.
Yeah.
No!
Yeah, they were coordinating way better than us, bro.
They just were coordinating way better.
I just needed to swap the deal with that signal, is it?
Yeah.
We swapped a little too late there.
Oh shit, I didn't mean to do that.
Fuck.
Let me...
Yeah.
My bad, guys.
I didn't mean to leave that shit.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Alright, play...
Give me leader, bro.
Can you give me leader?
I accidentally left that shit because I thought I was leader.
I could queue up as either or.
Aw, man.
That was fucking annoying, man.
They were coordinating, though.
They were coordinating big time, bro.
Because I would notice the Genji would be like one, and then the Sigma would throw a shield, so they were definitely communicating and talking.
Yeah, they were just spamming.
Yeah, they were just spamming, bro.
It worked.
We'll get him this game.
Shit.
Holy.
This guy is killing 2 M. It's like gold seam so far, man.
Right away.
Yeah.
You guys will get up.
That's so quick, though.
I mean, it's going to take a few games.
I'm at what?
Silver?
Four?
Five?
I don't know no more bro.
Fresh, you're new to the PC too, right?
Yeah.
But he's using a controller.
Well, you're using a controller, right?
Yeah, yeah, controller, yeah.
Damn, you're actually doing pretty fucking good if you don't use a controller.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Well, he's playing.
He plays tanks, so he doesn't have to worry about aiming or anything like that.
Woo! Woo!
Good, good, good, good. good.
Good, good. good.
Rocket Barrage incoming!
Block the spamming is all.
Rocket Barrage incoming!
Just working on my aim right now guys.
All weird for a game So getting used to the mouse and keyboard guys
Oh my You guys wanna see me play Sojourn so bad.
The thing I don't like about her, she's not Hiscan, guys.
Her railgun is his skin, but she's not his skin.
Why is it called Papa Garage?
Decharging.
This ends now.
Alright, we got a game.
Alright.
Are these the same kids?
now great let's do this Yo, Walt, talk?
Yeah, I think you gotta turn- both of you facts, turn up your mics.
Turn up your mics so they can hear you guys.
and join uh...
Yeah, turn up your mic so they can hear you.
Yeah, we got you, bro.
So what are we right now?
Two wins, one loss?
Yeah.
Alright.
We're 2-1.
Yeah, 2-1.
Alright.
We're about to go three and one right now.
Let's go.
Let's go, gentlemen.
Let's go! - Woo!
Angie, Angie, Angie.
Stop screaming.
Oh my god!
Okay.
Okay, Orisa is...
Orisa weak, bro.
Orisa weak.
You can kill her, Walt.
I'm with you.
McCree weak.
McCree weak.
Okay, pylon gone, guys.
That's what was fucking us up.
They had a pylon.
Arisa dead.
This Inca bitch.
She's one shot.
Finish her off water.
Good shit.
Alright.
Move this payload man.
Yes.
Baptiste being a faggot.
Let's move.
Let's move. Let's move.
Ash is one shot.
Ashe is dead.
We got it.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
These kids are getting melted.
McCree is weak, running.
Huh.
Nigga sucks.
Ashe.
She shot herself up.
Okay, Orisa has no fortify and no javelin.
We can melt her now.
She could die, she could die, she could die, she could die, get melted.
She used all her cooldowns like a retard.
Oh, window, window, window.
Back up, back up.
Play the corner.
Oh, good shit.
Good ult, good ult.
Now we can fuck them up.
That window ain't gonna do shit for them now.
Baptiste weak.
Whole bunch of squishies.
McCree melted.
Reinhardt now.
He's anti-healed.
Oh shit, good shot to Bob.
Don't wake him up!
Don't wake him up!
Oh no, bro.
he's dead ash is weak The pylon is around the corner there, by the way.
That's how they're healing.
McCree's gonna high noon from the right.
Get ready.
Guaranteed he has his ult.
Nigga trash, though.
Yo, if we could break this Rhin shield, I got Visor and we can melt them.
We got Nano?
Do we got Nano?
Oh, get fucking right!
Let's go!
What a fucking helix Easy clap, bro Let's fucking go, man.
Hey, man.
EBC gang in the building.
Score.
Three to zero.
Switching sides Let's go Yeah, they got smacked.
Lost on the other side.
They ass lost.
Here let's see what they're saying I'm a ton right now You guys are trash.
Because they are.
The niggas on another team, bro.
You can type to them.
Every soldier needs a class.
Bro, do you not realize I'm a professional shit talker?
This is what I do, nigga.
*laughs* I realize...
*laughs* You just only...
Dude, don't stay that!
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
I told him to shut the fuck up, faggot.
Niggas being soft.
Niggas said don't be mean.
What the fuck do you mean don't be mean, you fucking faggot?
What the hell?
Niggas are soft!
What the hell?
Stop being soft.
Who's the boy?
What do you mean this is how I get banned, nigga?
This is real nigga time.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, please tell me I'll kill that Torb, man.
That nigga trash, bro.
Fucking faggot.
Oh, good shit.
Shit, killing that pylon.
He's one HP!
Oh shit.
Alright, we gotta back up.
We gotta back up water.
We gotta- Oh shit, y'all niggas got fucked up, man.
Alright.
- Man, Anna and Mercy could've...
Now they didn't get that, because they both ran from them.
- Um...
What?
We're with you, Walt.
We're with you, nigga.
Don't be scared.
Fuck him up Okay, I think they got that I Yep.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
They melted my ass Togamers Okay, I need heals bad man fucking Fucking heal me, Mercy!
What the fuck you doing, bro?
It's brain dead fucking Mercy!
I'm 55 HP! Okay, don't tell me this nigga's mad because I fucking made jokes on the other team and now he don't want to fucking heal me.
Why are kids on this game fucking pussies, man?
Yo!
Fucking shit, man!
Fucking faggot, bro!
Yo, this Mercy's gonna let us lose this game, bro, if they don't fucking heal me, man.
Bitch is mad that I told the other team that they suck.
Really?
Yeah, bro, she's not healing me now Fucking emotional ass pussy boys man on this game, bro I I don't even feel since, like, last death, bro.
Killing water.
He's gonna heal in water.
I'm gonna be Reinhardt, bro.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm not getting no fucking support, man.
I'm gonna kill you.
Get this torp the fuck up out of here, bro.
Whoa!
Torb!
Torb!
Torb on the right!
Torb on the right!
Dead.
Yo, niggas on our team are not healing me, bro.
I think they're doing this shit on purpose, man.
I'm 41 HP right now.
Yo, what the fuck are you faggots doing?
Yeah, they're purposely not healing me now, bro.
They're purposely not healing me now.
They're just letting me fucking die, bro.
Fucking faggots on our team, man.
This my mule faggot not healing me now because he's a fucking bitch.
You fucking faggot.
If you want to win this game, your sorry ass is going to have to heal me, dude.
Damn, man.
Why are niggas such bitches on this game, bro?
McCree's on the right hiding.
Oh god, bro.
The Ramatra was fucking one shot, man.
Yo, these healers on our team suck, man!
Yeah, look at the other team's heals versus ours, bro!
They got double!
They got double our fucking heals, man!
And we're still holding them!
They're pushing this shit.
Okay, I'm flanking, I'm flanking, I'm gonna fucking barge them from the back.
Hanzo!
Hanzo and Kuriko!
On the right!
I'm gonna regret this, okay.
I don't want HP, man!
Heal me mercy, you fucking scrub!
Goddamn!
This nigga sucks!
Bro, the kid is trash, man!
They got an Arisa now anyway.
Go back!
She's iced off.
Hanzo on the right.
Hanzo on the side.
Hanzo on the left wall.
Fuck him up wall.
Smack him.
Smack him.
That's an easy to smack that nigga, man.
Help our Ryan on the left.
Kill our Ryan on the left, you fucking scrubs.
I got you with the McCree, bro.
Hanzo, one shot.
Okay, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up!
Oh shit Blizzard!
GET FUCKED!
*Bang* He's one shot, bro.
He's one shot over there.
Niggas trash.
Please kill him.
That's fine, that's fine.
He sucks.
Nigga trash, bro.
Nigga thinks he's good, man.
I'm about to show him why he sucks here in a fucking second.
He's mad about that Helix last round.
Get ready, give me the nano, Ana.
Good choice.
I think it's 2% on my power.
Oh, fuck, I'm dead.
Res me because I got fucking...
Yo, Hainu, Hainu, put your shield up.
Oh, fuck.
Goddamn.
Bitched through the luckiest javelin of her life.
Oh, is she already used the nano?
You gave it to Rein?
Alright.
She has no javelin.
I'm flanking him.
Walt, get in there and fight.
Get in there and fight, Walt, because I'm about to...
Let's go!
Fuck!
The Hanzo's one shot!
He's the last one!
Fuck that nigga up, bro!
Him and the Ana.
Good shit.
Good shit, Fresh.
Good W. Good W. Let's fucking go, man.
These sorry-ass fucking healers on our team, we still won, man.
And Ana, and I smacked the shit out of Hanzo, bro.
Yo, this mule.
Report your racist soldier please and thanks.
Hey Jelly!
1105!
Fuck you faggot!
You got roasted.
Report me.
You pussies.
Faggots.
Bunch of fucking losers.
Bitch-ass niggas are trash.
Fuck this game, man.
This game is filled with a bunch of soft, pussy, faggot losers.
Alright, go ahead.
Well, pick your role, scrub.
What happened, Angie?
It's a good thing we're gonna rumble, bro.
Goddamn.
Huh?
It's a good thing we're gonna rumble.
Holy shit.
Hey, your butt's doing it looking good, though.
Angie's been hitting them squats.
Is it Genji?
No, I said Angie.
He's been hitting them squats.
Okay, TMI.
All right.
He's the biggest thing.
I'm hiring over there.
Break the fuck off.
Nah, nah, I'm not bricked up.
I'm bricked up from destroying these faggots.
What time is it?
3.30?
Okay.
Where is the rack that you want me to wash?
Give me some water real quick.
It's probably in my...
Oh, there you go.
Yeah, that is.
This is your warning.
Oh, no.
It's a call.
I'm not good enough.
Now you see me?
Now.
You can't beat me.
Oh, shit.
I would've died.
I think I'm just going to keep halting.
Whoa!
You gonna just keep ulting, bro?
You fag!
I've got you in my sights!
Oh, shit!
Enemies in disarray.
This is your warning.
You're powered up.
I've got you in my sights Yeah that shit is OP man Nano
And I got them on on hard movement pattern right now so you can work on your aim Oh Boys just hittin' fuckin' alts every time.
Yeah, you faggot, man.
They're just trying to work on their aim, man.
man you over here being a faggot holy I need to fix this shit.
Oh yeah, that's way too fast.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
Dude said, does bro only seriously play one hero?
No, guys, I could play McCree, I could play Sojourn, I could play a couple heroes, but Soldier is the best all-around DPS. That's why I'm playing them, faggots.
So...
Alright, let's join Team Chat Ninjas.
Alright, I hope you guys are ready to destroy these scrubs.
Let's fucking go, man.
The fuck what?
Nigga, what was that sound?
Huh?
Bro, you're a weirdo, man.
The fuck is that shit, man?
Nigga made some weird-ass sound, man.
Alright, let's go.
Let's destroy these scrubs.
Alright, we're on point first.
Alright, let's go.
They got D.Va.
They got Pharah, I think?
Or is that ours?
Oh, shit.
Bitches on the side over here.
Sombra and Pharah are in the room on the left.
Where the fuck?
Where the fuck is this?
Bro.
Oh, Lucio got her.
Goddamn, okay.
I weakened her so he finished it.
Good shit.
W Lucio That's what yo yo yo don't get to Yo, don't get too for it, Wall.
And yo, watch out for there if they have a Lucio...
Sombra, Sombra behind me.
Where the fuck is this bitch?
Oh shit, man.
D.Va chasing after me, bro.
Get on it.
Fair on the right, fair on the right, Walt.
There's a fair to your right.
What the fuck?
This D.Va's on my fucking dick.
D.Va weak over there.
She's about to beat.
Yeah, fuck that T.C. idiot.
D.Va's about to beat D-macked.
Bitches D-macked, good shit.
I'm on fire.
Hit that bitch with them Hamas rockets.
Wait, where the fuck?
Back out, Walt.
Back out, Walt.
You're way too forward.
You said who's in our spawn, bro?
What an idiot.
What a fucking idiot.
These niggas are trash.
Stupid fucks.
Alright.
They can't even push.
What the fuck?
Watch out.
They might try to push the other way.
Pharah's behind you guys.
Pharah's behind you guys right now.
Bitch is weak as hell.
Oh, that nigga's got a window.
be careful.
Lucio here.
Don't let him boop you off.
He got melted.
Pharah?
Yeah, yeah, she an idiot.
She's gonna have to switch, bro.
That Pharah on her team is gonna have to switch.
What a dumbass.
Like, bro, they got a Baptiste and a fucking Lucio.
Like, why would you play Pharah?
Bro, this is why kids at this level are stupid as fuck, man.
Like, you can't get heals.
Like, you're not gonna get heals, you dumb bitch.
The fuck?
No, they know, bro.
They're just stupid.
The problem at this level is that kids don't understand that, like, certain heroes, like, you just can't, it's not gonna work.
You're not gonna get healed if you got a Luciana Baptista on your team playing Pharah.
Fucking retard.
Stupid as fuck, man.
Niggas are dumb, man.
And you get idiots like that on your team a lot.
Like, that's what pisses me off.
Like, we could've easily had that retard on our team, bro.
Hey, shut the fuck up, Machu!
You fucking annoying fuck.
Dude on our team being an idiot.
Yo, Sombra chasing.
Winston?
Winston, I'm shooting him.
We can fuck him up though.
Sombra over here being annoying.
Winston on point.
Sombra!
Winston, one shot!
Damn it!
Sombra one shot.
Get fucked, bitch!
What the fuck?
Winston weak, man.
Let's get on this point and fuck this nigga up.
Winston weak.
Kill this Winston, man.
Guys, he sucks.
Kill this nigga, man.
Winston is 1 HP. Winston is...
Get this nigga!
I got him, I got him.
But I killed myself in the process, bro.
Do we got point?
We should have point, man.
We just killed three of them.
Alright, good shit.
I'm taking a high ground, man.
This Sombra on their team sucks man All right, our force Winston uses bubble early and he's already weak in that room Oh He's above you guys right now.
Lucio trying to come in too.
Niggas is using everything they got, scrubs.
They're using everything, man.
Good job on the Hulk, no water.
*Gunshot* They're using everything and they still didn't fucking get the point.
What a bunch of scrubs!
Alright.
Good shit, water.
Good shit, bro.
I'm taking back the high ground.
Winston, Winston is, uh...
He jumping on me.
He's trying to...
What?
This nigga suck!
He can't even hit the jump, you scrub!
In the health pack room over there with Symmetra guys Winston Winston weak in that room guys Him and Lucio.
This nigga suck.
What the fuck?
Oh, you wanna fight, faggot?
You wanna fight?
I'm about to fuck you up.
And you got the pocket Turret gone Symmetra one shot.
Oh.
Fuck!
Symmetra weak as shit.
This nigga had to drop the beat to save his sorry-ass team.
Fucking scrub, man.
Nigga dropped the B and through the immortality field.
Fucking scrubs man.
This Winston is fucking terrible on their team.
This is Winston's bullshit.
Come take some dangerous.
Oh!
Oh!
Big kill on Symmetra!
Winston weak!
Sombra behind me, man.
I need help.
Shit.
FUCK! Bro Okay.
Over here!
Where they're jumping around everywhere.
Yahi parambasta victor he!
Let me keep shooting guide you!
Symmetra good.
Done.
Winston tried to jump off the point.
He's one HP. He ran away.
He sucks.
Yeah, he's a bitch ass nigga man.
Come ultimate.
Let's go.
Symmetra gonna try to come on point.
Baptiste trying to come on point, melted.
Niggas got fucked up.
Wow.
Dudes are trash.
Got melted.
Good shit.
Alright, what are we?
We're four and one?
Four and one, yeah.
Let's fucking go, man.
The rape train continues, faggots.
Play of the game.
Nintendo?
This nigga's trash.
You can tell, he's probably a black, bro.
That's a nigga name right there.
Nintendo.
He's a nigger.
100% nigger, bro.
100% he's a nigger, bro.
What the fuck, man?
His name is Nintendo.
Bro.
100% black.
What was that?
I'm still Silver 5.
Because you suck, man.
Oh, bro.
Nigga, you thought I was kidding around.
I told you that you trash.
You really are.
Oh, nigga.
I was Silver 1, bro.
You don't understand.
I was about to be gold.
Well, you ain't gold now.
Nigga, what are you?
I don't have gold either.
I'm not, but you trash.
Yeah, I said it's a mistake.
That was a mistake.
Nigga, I'm good.
Nigga's name was Nintendo, bro.
What the fuck, man?
Yo, Fleming Heron said, more like Nintendon't.
Ninten nigger Ninten Section 8 Ninten FBA Fuck
you, Hanzo!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
This ends now!
Who's next?
Exceeds some tranquility.
Recharging.
Recharge.
Vaporize.
Sirenetic innovation at its finest.
Double-handed accuracy.
Coming through!
This ends now!
Taking shots!
That's two!
Cooling down.
On the move!
Railgun powered and ready to fire!
I'm so fired.
You thought I was rusty!
This ends now!
On the move!
Fire in the move!
What a nice fight.
That was trash wall.
What the fuck was that, digga?
You gotta catch them all in it, Digga.
There you go.
Yeah, she has one of the best ultimates in the game, bro.
Oh yeah, fuck you, Hanzo, faggot.
This ends now!
Fire at will!
Let's get back to basics.
This ends now!
Target down.
That's two!
Precision and control.
Not your finest hour!
No more!
No more! No more! No more! No more! No more!
No more!
No more! Call us! Call us! Call us! Call us! Call us! Call us! Call us! Call us! Call us! Call us!
This ends now!
Fire at will!
Fire at will!
The only thing you gotta remember, well, whatever you do, when you play Zarya and you fucking do your ult, there's two people you don't shoot your ult at.
You don't shoot it at Genji when he's fucking reflecting, and you don't shoot it at D.Va when she has her matrix up.
That's the biggest L you could do, man.
What was that?
Oh, we got some victims.
Alright.
Traveling to New Junk City.
Man, trying to do that shit at Tanzo is a real workout.
My fucking dinosaur is a fuck.
I hate this map, bro.
New Junk City?
This shit trash.
Alright.
You guys ready to join the team chat?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Every soldier needs a cause.
you I don't care what kind of- Oh, is that- is that tiredness I hear there?
Nah, bro.
There's no brakes on this train.
Well...
Bro, there's no brakes on this train, faggot.
The punishment will continue on these scrubs.
We are ranking up tonight, my friend.
Do we have work tomorrow?
What do you mean work?
So what, man?
I just came from the gym.
I'm a box tomorrow.
We gonna do our two podcasts.
We gonna make it happen, bro.
That's what we do, man.
Oh, they got a tracer.
She recalled.
She already wasted a recall because she sucks.
Alright, niggas coming from the bottom.
Oh, shit.
Junker Queen.
Watch out for the tracer.
Oh, what the fuck?
Bitch chasing me.
Yeah, get the fuck out of my face, bitch.
Oh, shit.
There's Junker Queen, bitch.
Can we kill her?
Junker Queen.
Moira, Moira one.
Junker Queen bitch.
Oh my god!
I can't hit her!
Okay.
Just hopping around like a fucking whore, man.
We got it, though.
She definitely is a whore, though.
See how she's dressed?
She had three or four for sure.
That bitch went through some trauma.
She got kicked out.
Oh, they got a Junkrat.
They got an Ashe now, too.
shit wall got hit with the dynamite oh shit I got Visor.
I don't think I need it though.
Y'all niggas...
Yeah, we melted them.
We don't need it.
Okay.
We fucked them up.
I got it on the next one.
I got Visor on the next fight.
Alright.
Let's see where they come from.
Lucio!
That nigga.
Yeah, he's on the other side.
Okay, they got a soldier now.
Poke out, faggot.
Yeah, he don't want to show his face.
They lost, they lost.
I don't even know why niggas try to challenge.
We could kill them.
*Sounds of attack* You know what?
Fuck these niggas.
Let's go, faggots!
Let's go!
Let's go, faggots!
Let's go!
Get melted!
Let's go!
These niggas are getting touched tonight, baby!
Get on the next point, faggots!
Let's go, faggots!
Come here, win!
Oh shit!
That bitch shot me in the face, man.
Yo, can't kill her ass, man.
Oh, mercy, rest me!
Okay, I'm back!
I'm back!
There's a Junker Queen behind me, though.
This bitch is mad.
There's Junker Queen chasing me.
I'm too fast, though.
Moira on point.
She ran away.
She sucks.
Alright, we got this shit.
Oh, Ash threw out the dynamite.
Okay, Junker Queen coming right.
Junker Queen coming right.
Bunch of them on the right.
Ash, Junker Queen, a bunch of them.
Whoa, Junker...
Oh, bitch said time for the reckoning.
One shot on her though.
Oh, what the?
Junker Queen on point with Kariko.
Oh, no!
Junker Queen, one shot on point.
Man, kill this bitch, nigga!
Yeah, I hit that bitch with the...
Oh, Widow.
Widow being annoying.
She ain't hit no shots because she trashed.
Kiriko.
Kiriko on the other side.
Kiriko on the other side.
Oh shit.
Oh.
They got vision, they got vision, they got vision.
Oh, she fucked that ass up.
Well, also we got...
Well, you're gonna need to use your ult probably here.
Junker Queen on the left, right here, bro.
Shit.
I'm 1 HP! Fuck, man!
Oh, I thought Walt had his ult.
Never mind.
Nigga trash.
I should've known better.
Walt never has his ult.
That's the new name for you, nigga.
Walt no ult.
Walt no ult, nigga.
He's funny, bro.
Alright, good shit, water.
Good shit, water.
Yeah, I'm doing my thing.
Okay, I see you.
Alright.
Alright, let's get the next one.
Where's the next one at?
Bro, that Moira on that team, she came and focused me, man.
Okay.
Uh...
No, you confused me!
Alright, they're gonna be on point before us.
I could already hear Moira walking over there.
They got a Reaper now.
They got Reaper?
Okay.
Oh shit, I got Zarya on me.
They are attacking the objective.
They got Sejorn too.
Let's get this Reaper.
I'm with you on this Reaper.
Nigga ran, okay.
Sojourn?
Sojourn weak, man.
Sojourn weak on point.
Good finish.
Good finish.
Send that bitch back to the Underground Railroad, man.
Railgun what?
Okay.
I got a visor.
What, you don't realize, bro?
This is a racist podcast, man.
Let's go.
Okay, they're on the...
Junker Queen.
Are we...
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Reaper right next to me!
Yeah, get fucked, retard!
You stupid ass nigga.
You thought you had me, didn't you, dumb Mexican?
Oh shit, they got Bastion.
Oh, bro, bro.
Mercy, if you could res me.
Mercy, if you could res me, bro, I got Visor.
About to shoot down on these faggots.
Okay, let's go!
We lit now!
Niggas on point?
Nope.
Oh, Junker Queen on point.
She got Starstruck, though.
You know what?
Fuck it.
Come here, Moira.
Oh, she ran.
Niggas ran, okay.
Okay.
Well, I just wasted my fucking ult, man.
These dudes are pussies.
Reaper on the other side, bro.
Let's see if niggas are going to even come in here.
Moira melted.
She sucks.
Is there a Reaper?
I hear him.
Where's he at?
Oh, he...
That nigga...
That nigga trying to disappear.
Brain, get fucked.
Stupid bitch.
Oh shit!
Reinhardt coming in with the Bastion!
Bastion melted though!
Reinhardt's about to melt too!
Let's fucking go!
Niggas got melted!
Scrubs!
Bro, we out here!
Yo, Walt's sorry ass went 24-0.
Goddamn!
Walt with no ult!
Niggas say it really is Walt with no ult, bro.
Play of the game.
Yo, I ain't gonna lie, this fuckin' Incan bitch fucked them up, bro.
Oh shit!
God damn!
Should hit those niggas with destructo discs.
Wait, wait, hold on.
What?
I need to buy an item.
What do you mean you need to buy an item?
Oh, you're going to buy an item?
You finally got enough wins?
I think so.
This is a big deal, my friend.
Wait.
How do I go back to...
I could buy a gold item, too, but I don't even know what I'm going to buy.
How do I go back to Heroes?
Here, let me...
Here, go ahead.
Do it.
There you go.
You got to go...
You got to hit Escape.
And then hit Heroes.
And then, let me guess, you want to buy the Golden Hammer?
Nah, the Golden...
It's like...
Nigga.
For Ramatra?
Yeah.
Alright, so hit Escape on your keyboard.
Got it.
And then go to Heroes.
And then click Ramatra.
And then see where it says Weapon Variance at the bottom?
You can buy it!
Yeah, and then hit Golden.
And then it'll say Unlock.
I got it!
Woo!
Alright, you happy, bro?
I'll give you a Don DeMarco for that, man.
Don DeMarco.
Fresh is flexing.
Alright, now pick your role.
Now this nigga is never going to pick Reinhardt now, bro.
Watch this.
Let's go!
Hold on.
Can you transfer your red shit to your friend?
Or no?
I don't think so.
I never heard of that being a thing.
Talking about like the credits, right?
Yeah.
That you can use to buy weapons.
Because I got 3,000.
I'm not even using it, bro.
I'll give that shit to fresh sorry ass I'm the last one we're in Uh options I gotta switch the ship Suffer As I love
Let's go.
I never play Ashe.
Well, I think I can learn her pretty quickly.
she's a hit scan just go Niggas start burning.
Yeah, fuck you Hanzo Yeah, she could literally two tap people Grab that, move the helmet You win it You win it, you win it
Remember who you are Remember who you are You win it, you win it, you win it Remember who you are You win it, you win it Remember who you are Remember who you are Remember who you are Remember who you are Who's pretty nice?
Yeah, she is.
If you know how to play her, bro, you're...
Yeah.
Yeah, you niggas are low, bro.
I'm turning down the game volume real quick so I can hear you faggots.
*Sounds of a gun*
*Sounds of a gun* Alright let's put movement on hard.
Now this is gonna be really challenging Yeah, cuz it's his skin when she zooms in but if it's not then it like spreads Oh
Yeah, right now, guys, what I'm doing is I'm playing, uh...
We're playing against AI for warm-up, but I got the movement on the hardest, so...
If you can hit dude with this shit...
Nigga, wall's big ass in the way, I can't see shit.
Nigga, huge, man!
Can't see shit, bro!
Get out of my way Walt!
We got a game.
Welcome.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Alright.
Team child, let's get it.
All right.
Let's go into team chat.
Melt these scrubs.
If anybody asks, I was never here.
Welcome to Club de Venegu.
Your hair looks pretty, Jack.
Are you taking your vitamins?
Once a day just after my steak dinner Up they got widowed Widow top left, Widow top left. Widow top left.
They got a doomed, doomed fucking fist.
African booty scratcher.
Widowmaker one shot Doofus misses punch Watch out for the Widowmaker though.
Doofus behind us.
Oh.
*laughs* *laughs* Widowmaker weak.
Looking for this Doomfist behind us.
Oh shit.
Here he is.
He's going after our Mercy.
Okay.
He's half.
He's half.
He's weak.
He's weak.
Fuck his ass up.
Good shit.
Ana running.
Ana running.
Ana one shot.
Ana one shot?
Widowmaker up top.
Widowmaker up top.
Good shit.
Let's go!
So shout out to sniping the sniper Yeah, cuz we don't kind of have like she's tall so she has like a big ass hitbox, okay Okay, yo, they got walls, she got walls, she got walls, she got walls.
Widow, oh man, he's...
Yep, he's weak as shit.
This Doofus sucks, bro.
Watch the Junkrat tire.
Fuck, man.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, Widow got me.
Lucky I snipe, man.
Enemy over here!
I'm 86th advisor, bro.
This Doomfist is annoying, man.
Oh shit.
Widowmaker gone.
Okay.
Doomfist dead.
Mercy trying to res him.
Mercy trying to res him.
She res his ass.
Yo, Doom is weak.
Doom is weak.
Right to your left, Mercy.
Mercy...
Fuck this shit, man.
No!
Oh my...
I fucking hate Junkrat, bro.
What a fucking gay ass character, dude.
No skill, man.
No fucking skill.
Get ready for a shock!
Here, I gotta heal for you here, Walt.
Use my heal pad.
They got Bastion now.
Kill this Doofus!
He's way out of position!
Kill his ass!
Good, good, good!
Now we can push up!
They don't got Widow no more!
Let's go!
Bastion top right!
Bastion up top!
Bastion up top.
How did that?
What was our Hashi doing?
What was it?
I heard.
Everyone heal up.
Bastion one.
I see an enemy.
Junkrat, weak as fuck!
This nigga has nano?
Back up.
Mercy won.
Mercy dead.
Kill this doom nigga.
Ana?
Melted.
Let's go, bro.
Niggas are trash.
That African booty scratcher ass nigga.
He's trash, man.
Fucking spear chucking fuck Oh, bashing bashing bashing bashing bashing up top Bashing up top, shooting down on y'all niggas.
He's weak, he's weak, he's weak, he's running!
They got Ramatra now, Walt.
The Ramatra battle.
Oh, Ramatra!
Oh, fuck his ass up!
Oh, he got melted.
This nigga trash, bro.
This nigga's fucking trash, bro.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
I'm working mercy iron bashing by myself.
What the fuck?
Yo, junk grab behind you guys.
Junk grab behind you guys.
Junk grab behind y'all.
He's one shot in there.
He's one shot in there.
Okay, fuck it.
Just keep pushing payload, I guess.
I'm taking high ground on these niggas.
What the fuck, bitch!
I'm back.
I'm waiting for y'all ninjas to come back.
Okay.
Let's take high ground, guys.
Let's take high ground.
Let's get this Junkrat, bro.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, I'm up here!
They don't even know!
I'm with you up!
I'm with you up!
Because you ain't never got the ult, nigga!
A wall without the ult!
Yeah, you know all right Yeah, you fucked up today drunk rat you fucking faggot oh Oh, niggas slapped me!
It's okay, though, I'm trapped!
Oh, she resed!
She resed the Junkrat!
Oh, dude, you got resed just to die again, you fucking faggot!
Fuck you!
Oh, I'm taking high ground, niggas.
Move that payload, move that payload.
I'm about to shoot down and rain down on these faggots.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
This nigga was there the whole time?
Yo, that bastard on their team is trash.
He is trash.
He is fucking trash.
Heh.
Alright.
What the fuck is over fresh?
I don't know, what are you doing?
What are you- SHIT! I got- I went around the corner.
The Junkrat was hiding there, bro.
He's a faggot!
Yo, nigga was hiding there!
What a fucking faggot man!
Junkrat's above and behind us!
Tire coming.
Oh my god.
Oh.
We just gotta hold them, bro.
Yeah, they got it.
Alright, we just gotta hold them.
We can hold these dudes.
They're not good.
We can hold them.
They're fucking terrible.
Score.
Two to zero.
Switching sides.
No, of course he's gonna stay drunk.
That's fine, though.
We're just gonna melt them.
We're gonna melt these sorry ass motherfuckers, man.
Oh my god!
What?
Bacardi just, um, can't wait in the street.
Uh huh.
Two million?
He got two million dollars.
You better keep up.
This isn't to take care.
Wait, wait, what?
He paid him two million dollars?
I better not be disappointed.
Yeah, and a Ferrari.
Why?
What the fuck?
Why?
He, he wants clout.
And then, um, so he was close there on his stream with a black mask, a black suit the whole time.
Uh huh.
You can even see his face.
Take the money and just balance, bro.
Wait, Aiden paid him two million dollars?
Yeah, bro.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with these niggas, bro?
Why is Aiden just giving away money these days?
Bro, what the fuck?
Yeah, but that's like, bro, what the hell?
That's like an insult, man.
That's just disrespectful, man.
Yeah, fucking crazy.
They probably get more views, too.
Yo, they got Widow, they got Widow, they got Widow.
They got Widow, man.
Fuck.
Fuck, man.
I gotta drop down.
I can't play here with Widow.
Maga's weak.
Mugga's weak as fuck bro.
Just keep our Bastion alive guys.
Alright.
Okay, we just gotta back up a bit here.
I'm about to have visor guys.
I'm about to have Visor.
Junkrat!
Junkrat to your left, Walt!
Junkrat to your left wall.
I got scared when I came up.
What about a damage?
Sensei!
Oh shit.
Got me.
Surrender to my will.
When we hope to win it, can't help.
Beat chops.
Oh boy.
I got Visor.
Coming back with it.
They're gonna have the point, but we can hold them at this corner.
We can definitely hold him at this corner here.
Oh my god.
I need heals bad, man.
Okay.
I'm coming around behind them Come on man Fuck!
Where the rest of- Where are y'all niggas at, man?
Fuck, bro!
I literally was behind them visoring and nobody fucking...
bro!
Okay.
Come on, man.
I'm putting no fucking pressure on these idiots.
Pixie idiots.
Weak as shit.
Let's kill him.
He's over here on the right.
He could die.
I'm hitting him with just headshots.
Ana dead He's dead Ana?
What the fuck?
Yo, she res the Ana, bro.
Get this Ana, man.
Okay.
Alright.
They're all dead.
Alright, man.
They got Bastion, they got Bastion, they got Bastion, they got Bastion.
Bastion Junkrat just spamming because he sucks.
Fucking faggot, man.
Marga weak as shit.
Ana weak to blow.
Maga weak, I'm fucking his ass up and shooting him all headshots.
Dead, let's go!
I got visor.
What else do we got?
Because I don't want to buy this shit by myself and die again You cannot escape me Let us end this.
Mercy weak!
Marga weak!
Alright, what else do we got?
Do we got any ults that I can pair this with?
Okay.
Oh my god.
I just died.
I just died.
Mercy resume, man.
If you have it.
He's getting fucking power boosted, man.
This fucking faggot ass character, man.
Watch the tire.
Watch the tire, guys.
Watch the tire.
Watch the tire.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
They might have that guys No, don't drop it yet Walden There's nobody there to follow up with, and I'm 15 HP, man.
I'm fucking literally about to die.
Okay.
Let me take high ground then.
Alright, get ready to hammer them down soon, Walt.
I'm in position if you need to do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it, faggot.
Do it.
Nigga, you didn't get anybody in it.
What the fuck?
Wait, where are you guys?
I was on the high ground, bro!
You didn't get nobody in it, man!
I got Maga!
Who cares about Maga?
You gotta get the other diggers, man!
Oh my god, man!
Fuck, man!
Move together!
Move together!
Do we have Blizzard, bro?
Throw a blizzard at these niggas, man.
I don't know one HP top left, man!
Oh my god, bro.
We're all dead, man.
There's a...
Yo, Bastion's up top just shooting us in the back, FYI. I've seen tougher spots.
Come on, we gotta test that payload.
We gotta set Spelo.
Get ready for us!
What the?!
Yo, there's two of them top- Oh my god, man.
Bro, this nigga literally did the fucking ult and he saved the Bastion and the Junkrat from dying.
Like, they were in his ult when I tried to shoot them.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Fucking garbage, man.
How the fuck did we lose to those faggots, bro?
Yeah, they were they were smurfing man.
They were They were smurfing.
And that Kuriko on our team sucked, bro.
She sucked, man.
Fuck.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you think to go a small Asian bitch versus a jump rider and a marga?
Oh, somebody still got payload!
Fuck, okay.
Everybody dead except me.
Awesome.
Jesus.
Bro, that was annoying, man.
That was really fucking annoying, man.
They were fucking garbage, bro.
That Junkrat was fucking just spamming, getting pocketed by his mercy.
Our fucking mercy sucked.
Our fucking Kariko sucked.
Fucking terrible, man.
I only remember our mercy resin like once bro No, I don't know what that hammer down was nigga That shit was trash.
You got nobody in that shit.
Yeah, it won't run away.
I think they seen it coming because you charged up there by yourself.
Yeah.
Bro, I literally thought he was gonna knock them all down, bro.
This nigga got nobody, bro.
Well, y'all weren't close to me, so...
My advisor in the Junkrat fucking killed me, man.
Such a gay-ass character, bro.
Junkrat and Hanzo, man, like I fucking hate them, dude.
I think anybody that plays hitscans like hates those two fucking characters, bro I'm the last one doing No!
I stand with you Prepare yourself Got enough to go inside Double I like my space
No sweat off my brow Better get digging, Bob Notoriety, come on Never said it'd be pretty Take everything for
Nice try, honey Bob, do you want to go inside?
I don't want to go inside?
Bob, do you want to go inside?
I don't want to go inside?
Bob!
Do something!
Attaboy, Bob.
All right.
So what are we for record right now?
We're 5-2?
Yeah, I was gonna say that.
I think 5-2.
5-2?
Alright.
Yep.
Alright.
Yeah.
Let's get the team chat.
Alright.
You faggots are still coming in low, man.
You niggas got some sorry-ass mics, man.
You said that Junkrat was a smurf, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, he was.
Y'all the niggas from that one game, the fucking Ilioy's game?
Yeah, I think you were the Lucio, right?
You're on our team, yeah.
Alright.
They got Sojourn, D.Va, Bastion.
I got heals on the corner for you guys.
Use them.
Oh, nice anti-heal.
That was a big anti-heal.
Alright man, mute me then, Drew.
I'm livestreaming.
That's why.
I'm melting these scrubs.
Let's go.
These faggots are gonna learn at A. Let's fucking go.
These faggots are gonna learn at A. Come here, you fucking cross-dressing faggot.
What the?
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
That 360 helix, man.
We out here.
I'm shooting helixes at these faggots like their name was Israel.
Let's fucking go.
Alright That's your one shot Get fucked, idiot!
Oh, that tree ain't gonna save you today!
I already got Visor.
As soon as this tree goes down, let's get the diva out of mech.
Get the D.Va out of mecha!
Get this diva out of mech.
I got Visor, niggas.
Good shit, good shit.
One of their healers is dead.
Reaper behind us?
What the fuck?
Bro, get this Reaper, man!
I fucking heard his loud ass footsteps I didn't know where he was what the I run so I turn on it let's go is the bat a mech She's about to be out of mech!
Yo Reaper, get this nigga, bro!
Fuck this shit!
Let's go!
What the?!
Kill the Reaper, man!
Nigga solo ulted me!
Bag it!
Back up, back up.
This Reaper's gonna come in.
Yo, he's 1 HP, man.
Torb is...
Torb is dead, fucking idiot.
Reaper 1!
Kill this fucking idiot, man!
Stays out of position, man.
Wifeweaver just saved him.
them push the payload she's one HP man Bitch is really trash, bro.
Nice rip tire Reaper right here Oh Yo, you want to help me out, healer?
Goddamn!
Thank you, thank you, Water.
Thank you.
The Baptiste was about to let me die, bro.
I'm weak as shit, though.
I need heals bad.
Yo, get this lever the fuck outta here, bro!
Bitches getting pocketed hard!
Reaper weak!
Reaper weak!
I hear Reaper!
Reaper behind us!
Nigga anti-healed!
Dead!
No, man!
You gotta be fucking kidding me, bro!
All right, do we got nano?
No, we don't.
Okay.
Torb dead! Torb dead! Torb dead!
Reaper on the left!
Kill this nigga, man!
He's 1 HP! There you go!
Good shit!
Now we going!
Let's go!
Come here, faggots!
Come here, boy!
Come here Oh, nigga got slept Get fucked!
Torb on point!
12 on point What the fuck kill this mercy Yo, she just rezzed Torb!
She just rezzed Torb!
Just so we can die again, idiot!
I'm a man on a mission.
Stay out of my way.
Mercy weak.
I've got men.
Who needs them?
They got him a Kree now.
He's weak as shit.
Mercy's on the right, hiding.
And they got a Mei now.
Ramatra!
I'm shooting their Ramatra!
Let's go!
You got the Nano!
Fuck his ass up!
I'm shooting with you all.
Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.
I'm about to fucking visor these niggas from the back.
Let's go!
What's up, boy?
What's up, boy?
Let's go!
What you doing, faggot?
You and your faggot ass tree.
Get fucked!
Mei's about to kill me, though.
I need heals.
Mei's about to kill me.
Oh, shit.
Oh, nice tire!
Get fucked, McCree!
Mae on the left!
Mae on the left!
Yo, Mae behind!
Right next to your wall!
Fuck her ass up, she's weak!
Alright, nigga killin' when she comes out the ice!
There you go!
We can't go much.
Enemy's re-engaging.
This Aqua Kid fucking sucks, man.
I rubbed some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Well, we might need the Reinhardt to push in on this, uh...
I mean, unless you already got your...
Oh, then fuck it, but...
Okay, then at that case...
Oh I got a touch I got a touch I got I gotta touch.
Okay.
All right, we got to hold it done the whole time Yeah, bro Mercy's gonna be better.
They had way more heals than us, dude.
We should've fucked them up way more.
Look at their heals compared to ours, man.
Wait, so what are y'all niggas asking for then?
Let's get a Mercy, bro.
Hey, you guys want Reinhardt?
I mean, you play what you want, bro.
I think we needed Reinhardt once we got to the second part there.
We will not lose this battle if we fight as one.
Yo, first 21 Savage.
Now, uh, play by card.
Yo, ATL's up a bag, bro.
Just one more mission.
Bro, two mil, right?
Two mil in a Ferrari, right?
Yeah, and it was only like, what, nine minutes total he was on stream?
Bro, you're lying.
You're lying.
See, the problem with it is that he's not Tyson up, bro.
The roppers are gonna finesse him because he's white.
It's not the same thing, you told me?
Not even that.
It's like, bro, this is why you don't do business with rappers, man.
They're scumbags, bro.
fucking scumbag.
They got Hanzo.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I don't want to get fucking one shot.
Okay, they got soldier.
Okay, I got their soldier.
Oh, the enemy from our objective.
What the f**k?
this nigga are we gonna contest this Okay, there's two of them shooting at me.
We ain't- we don't got- they got this.
Back up wall back up Soldier on the left shooting He's weak over there.
Aqua, nigga.
Hanzo!
Hanzo out of position!
Hanzo can die!
Hanzo can die!
Soldier!
Soldier on the right!
Oh my god, man.
Bro I rub some dirt on it Let's go.
I'm coming back with a visor.
No, this isn't good.
How do you not die, bro?
I'm backing up.
What?!
Bro!
Something isn't right here.
So fucking lucky, man.
Didn't even hit the fucking hitbox, man.
You need to decrease that shit man Watch the dragon Oh my god!
Bro. Lifeweaver 1, man.
Nigga trying to run.
Bitch!
This soldier, man.
this nigga man where is he High ground?
Oh, Reaper right here, Reaper right here!
Yo, yo, turn around, turn around!
Water, he's...
We can kill him, we can kill him, bro!
Yeah, I got heal pack right here!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, man.
Bones heal.
Pain is temporary.
Scars look good Yo, we gotta...
What the...
Yo, fucking man.
You guys didn't say shit about Reaper behind us, man.
What the fuck, man?
Still got some fight in me here.
There are steamrollers, bro.
Yeah, they are.
We got nano?
Do we got nano?
Give me the nano!
Get this manga the fuck up outta here, bro!
Reaper right here!
Reap, kill this- Reaper on the fucking payload, man!
Kill him!
How's this nigga still alive?
Goddamn!
Soldier weak as fuck over there!
Chase his ass down!
Get him!
He's coming back!
He's turning back around!
Soldier weak over there!
Lifeweaver running because he's a bitch!
Soldier backing up.
Watch the Reaper.
He's gonna fucking try to flank.
Reaper and soldier!
Oh shit!
you should have told us nigga oh my god guys Fuck, man!
Yo, what do we got for ult, man?
They're pushing that shit, man.
We got a nano.
Give the nano.
Ryan, get in there with the nano.
Fuck, man.
You were right there, man.
Bro, we switched to the Mercy way too fucking late, bro.
Look at their heals versus ours.
17,000 and 14,000, man.
Bro, they were able to heal way more than us, dude.
Like, that's...
We're gonna lose.
Look at their heals versus ours, bro.
What?
What is this nigga talking about?
The numbers don't lie, bro.
They had 17 and 12,000...
Like, 17 and what?
14k or some shit?
Yeah, they were getting shit on the heels.
Nigga said fresh don't talk.
Yeah, fresh is trash, bro.
In case you guys haven't realized.
Fresh don't talk on a podcast and he don't talk in a game.
Goddamn.
Because I'm focused, nigga.
Nigga, you trash.
Focus on what?
Being trash?
Nigga, you hammered down.
You didn't tell nobody shit, man.
Well, first off, you want us to die?
You died anyway!
I did the hammer.
You died anyway!
Yeah, because nobody was helping me.
I mean, me and Walter was in there, but nobody else.
How'd y'all niggas not kill them?
Uh, we got...
I'm just trying to figure it out myself.
...and then Soldier came in, and then everyone came.
Bro.
We need a good healer, bro.
Yo, do we have a fucking good healer here, man?
Yeah, that's true.
Because, yo, we've been getting some sorry-ass healers, man.
The Maximum Bold Healer.
There's somebody in it.
Good job.
Here, let me cancel this shit, see who.
People said, Myron, accept my friend request.
Nigga!
You guys!
I don't see no friend requests, faggots!
I don't see nobody in here.
Rojo?
Rojo?
That sounds familiar.
He's a tank.
He's a tank man.
What you planning?
Looks like he's a tank man.
Daria.
Yo.
Yeah, Andy's Platt.
Yeah, we need a healer, bro.
Yeah, yeah, man.
I can do that.
You sure?
Yeah, yeah.
I've done it once before with y'all.
Alright.
It's been a minute, though.
I'm fucking...
Alright, just don't be trash, nigga.
Let's go.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, man.
That kid was playing Moira.
I don't know what the fuck that dude was doing, bro.
He an idiot, man.
Yo, there was a Reaper to the right of us behind us.
He didn't say shit.
Him and the Ana didn't say shit, bro.
No, man.
They weren't saying shit, bro.
I'm the only nigga talking, really, to be honest with you.
Fucking scrubs, man.
They said, make my face cam bigger.
Well, you niggas want to see my face more, you fucking fags?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Bro, why make the face cam bigger?
I figured y'all niggas want to see the game, bro.
Alright, but whatever.
There you go.
I made it bigger, faggot.
Yeah, weirdos.
Niggas want to see me get tilted, I guess.
Or tell Freshly sucks.
Alright, join team.
Alright. Alright.
- What's the difference, man?
- Round one.
Capture the objective.
- Don't be too reckless out there.
Amplify your power. - Good choice.
I'm gonna take high ground over here on the left.
Now I hear Arisa already All right Arisa's on the right Orisa's by herself to the right, out of position with no healers, man.
Please kill her, punish her for that shit.
They got a Mei as well.
Mei is weak.
Mei just came out of a heal box or whatever the fuck that shit.
Hanzo on the right shooting you guys.
Hanzo on the right being a faggot.
Arisa on the right and Hansel's on the right Okay, I'm running I'm running I Is Orisa really gonna chase me?
Mercy on their team, weak.
Yo, this Orisa!
Bro, bro, can we kill this bitch?
What the fuck?
Alright.
This Orisa, man.
Healer in the back weak as shit.
Bitches shooting stars.
Orisa, weak as shit.
I got Visor, man.
Fuck these niggas, man.
Let's go man, let's go.
Maegon. - I do not let go. - Stay out of my way.
Hanzo, Hanzo!
Please!
I am on fire!
My apologies.
Alright, I'm taking Hydron over here.
Oh, Hanzo left side, Hanzo left side.
I don't see him, I'm looking.
I see him, I see him now.
I hit him with a helix direct.
He's right underneath you, water.
There's a Hanzo right underneath you, bro.
Orisa weak on the point!
Orisa weak on point!
Oh my god, Blizzard!
I got the Mei!
Fuck, man!
They use Dragon, they use Mei, they use something every time.
I think it's time.
I rub some dirt on it.
let's go all right there's a lot of good blue more the first to kill the risk a week as fuck man the Three of them on the right man!
Orisa, we got her!
Yeah, swing, swing on.
Bitch dead, let's go!
Got him, you fucking faggot!
Hanzo dead, Hanzo dead, you fucking scrubs.
Alright, I'm taking high ground in the back.
What do we got for alts?
I got visor.
I got visor, I got visor.
What do we got?
Good.
Yo, whatever you do, don't alter when she fortifies.
Okay, she just fortified now, Walt.
So...
Bitches that fucker.
Mercy one!
Mercy one over there, man!
Hanzo!
Hanzo running!
Oh my goodness!
Dragon!
To the point!
Oh my god!
Yeah, that's my bad dude.
Oh shit!
alright alright alright alright I touched it, but I'm dead.
oh man all right man score Yo, I'm not losing these fucking sorry-ass kids, bro.
We gotta step it the fuck up, man.
Y'all niggas are being trash right now.
The fuck man Like how the fuck did we not kill those kids man?
We must all find a cause worth fighting for.
When I had faded over there to the Hey One Capture the objective.
Yeah, we fucked up in that last fight too though Yep, Allura is weak in the back man Oh Right Marissa weak as shit
Bitch Hanzo on the right, one shot!
FUCK! Hanzo on the right one shot, man!
Shouldn't have done that shit, man.
Shouldn't have done that shit.
Get fucking garbage, bro Okay, Hanzo dead annoying fuck oh I'm on the healers right now, bro.
The-- Hey, buddy.
Oh my god, man.
She's weak, man.
Yo, Hanzo behind you, Walt.
There's a Hanzo to your left.
Hanzo to your left, bro.
Bro, kill that nigga man!
*Fighting* Keep your shield up, keep your shield up!
Oh, what a...
Surrender!
*Fighting* Oh my god, she's gonna be a fight.
*Fighting* Still got some fight in here.
It's like she can't die, bro.
*Fighting* *Fighting* *Fighting* *Fighting* Stay healed, boys.
Stay healed. - I've got you in my sights.
I need help behind.
I need help behind.
Got her.
Alright, I got nano.
What do you got?
Myron just uses his own.
Alright, I'm gonna nano you.
Fight them right here.
Yeah, just stand on that wall right there.
Oh my god, this one!
She's anti-healed!
She's anti-healed.
Break it.
Break it.
I've been doing this for years.
Who the hell are you?
Don't care tomorrow, don't get too close tomorrow.
You didn't get him in it, bro.
You didn't get him in it.
You didn't get anybody in it.
It's alright.
It's alright.
Aris on the left.
Back up.
Back up.
You're good.
Fuck these niggas.
Did you just push down on?
Oh yeah!
Oh my god, I just got one of those guys though.
Hanzo here on me, guys!
I need help with this Hanzo, man!
Hanzo on the right!
Hanzo on the right!
He's weak as shit, man!
Did y'all get him?
Got him!
Goddamn!
Aw, man!
This is stressful as fuck for no reason!
These kids on another team are fucking trash, bro!
Niggas are literally garbage, bro!
Yo, Fred, you gotta play like a bait game with them, so we can charge in, try to go for the back line.
Fuck!
Weather report?
Guys, I'm on the left.
Fuck, I just got killed.
Fucking forest is spying around killing people, man.
Because there's no way to pull them.
Motherfucking healers are alright.
Sticking to that tank's ass.
Kill they ass.
Easy.
Yeah, cuz like, every time I try to shoot the healer behind her, the Lenora, she runs away, bro.
I shoot her, I shoot her, and then she does that stupid ass shit where she like fucking spins and goes somewhere.
I don't fucking know.
I don't even really know how to pronounce her name.
inca bitch.
Come back here for us, we're on salmon.
We beat their ass right here.
Arista's already weak as shit.
Yo, Hanzo's on the right, man.
This dude's a faggot.
Yo, Hanzo on the right, guys.
Hanzo's on the right, man.
Yo, beat this Arista's ass.
Alright, first, first, come in.
Oh, never mind, never mind.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Watch out for the Hanzo, guys.
Watch out for the Hanzo, guys.
I don't know where the fuck he at, man.
Watch out, water.
I see him.
I see him.
Kill this nigga, man.
Good shit.
Fucking faggot, bro.
They got MAGA now.
They got MAGA. They got MAGA. Even easier.
He's weak as fuck Back up back up back up back up back up back up I am ready to unleash coalescence.
More has all, and we got both of our healers going up.
Yeah, I'm finna to get my ult, so...
Go, more, uh...
Mogg, Mogg and more on the right.
Dave, whenever they're coming, I'm gonna use my first, okay?
Yo, someone's coming left, I don't know.
Reaper on the left!
Reaper on the left!
Weak as fuck!
Aw, man.
Yo, let's push in, let's push in.
Top left, top left.
Oh my- Yo, these niggas rushed me!
Yo, the Maga and the Reaper both rushed me.
Turn around, they're behind y'all!
They're behind y'all!
Oh shit, did she just stole ultimedia?
We can still win if we can still win?
I don't know if we can still win.
If we can- Ah, fuck yeah, they killed me.
Yeah, just die.
We retake and uh...
Regroup.
Regroup here.
What else we got?
What the fuck?
These niggas are right on our shit.
Punish them for that shit.
Reaper to the left.
Reaper to the left.
Kill them.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Now we can push them.
They're idiots for that.
They got greedy.
They got greedy.
Time to punish them!
Got him!
We got it.
I got Visor.
So, next fight...
They got Echo.
They can switch to Echo.
They're desperate.
They know they lost, the faggots.
Echo on the right They're gonna have to come on point Echo, one shot!
Echo, one shot!
This nigga...
The smog is on me, bro.
I need help.
This nigga ran right for me, bro.
What a fucking faggot, man!
He ran right for me, bro.
Y'all should be able to win that fight, though.
What?!
Aw, we getting our ass beat, man.
Golly...
Yeah, they use everything, really.
Oh, they're alts.
Can I watch out my rainbow?
Ready?
Dark crab from the left!
Alright!
Yes, sir!
Stand point, stand point, stand point!
I got the tire!
You guys are good!
Fuck man Jugrat on you guys oh yeah Junkrat one shot on the left, man!
Junkrat one shot on the left, guys!
Yo, you gotta be fucking kidding me, bro!
Jump ground on point weak, man!
You got him, water, you got him.
Oh, get out of there fresh, get out of there fresh.
Oh shit dude.
Oh shit dude.
God.
Oh we're quick maybe.
Oh my god.
I touched her somehow.
I got him.
I'm on it.
I'm on it, but they're trying to kill me right now.
I'm gonna die.
I touched it.
I don't know if y'all can get in there.
I'm getting in.
I'm getting in.
I'm touching.
I'm touching.
Bro. Bro.
Bro.
Fucking hell, man.
No way.
We'll put that on, that one on me.
I was following up as far as you.
Play of the game.
Oh my god!
Need more or shoulda been around killing?
Shoulda been getting kills as far as I was missing like a motherfucker.
I'm going to get a little bit of a knife.
Guys, the bridge are weak points.
Literally.
Nah, man, it was a comedy errors there at the end.
Our moral was like fucking...
just dying, bro.
Okay.
Oh my fucking god.
Jesus.
Shouldn't have lost that game.
Thank you.
Ah!
Take off this barrier from me.
Take off this barrier from me.
Ah, fuck, I fell.
Okay.
All right, let's do it again.
Oh shit, gold five.
- I hate this fucking map, bro.
Damn.
What am I supposed to do with this?
Oh yeah, let's get into chat.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Now you will see how war can be waged at one.
I do not fight for myself.
Cruition comes from the hill.
As does failure.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Initial flashpoint, mark it.
Hey guys, let's go man.
It's hard of fucking losing man.
These motherfuckers are garbage, bro.
what the fuck luckiest fucking arrow bro Nigga literally just threw a random arrow and killed me with a power boost, man.
I don't even know how you're capping that.
Hey What the fuck oh what the fuck oh Why is this nigga outside?
He's weak here?
He's weak?
Tell me.
Yo, Rick, get up here.
Get up here, man.
Like, how am I for-?
Bring that ass!
I can't do you, man.
Yo, this Hanzo's on the outside, man.
Can we get him, please?
Wow.
The figures are just full-on pressing us outside the point, bro.
This is what happens, bro, when you run a four-stack, if you're not...
Still got some fight in me here.
I'd be coordinated.
Alright.
Don't go there, man.
We're gonna have mercy.
Oh, God, I think you won't come out!
Like, the only person who can really heal you is me, and...
No!
Eva's about to be out of mech Yeah, the mercy just sticking on him Where I don't see him.
He went around the corner.
Yup, here he is.
He's right here.
He's right in front of us.
He's answering.
Oh, that Mei is weak.
There's a Hanzo behind us as well.
I don't even see him, bro.
What the fuck?
Dude, what the fuck, man?
Like, bro, these niggas are all over us, man.
Yeah, he's around the fucking corner.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
I don't know what the fuck is going on Alright fuck we get him get him on it Okay Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Let's go.
Come on, man.
My bad.
We left you out there.
I don't know.
Walt was just there by himself, man.
Get the Lucio.
Hey Lucia, I killed two!
Thank you, thank you, Rick.
Yuga wakate, Yuga!
Holy shit, what the fuck?
You just got one shot, bro.
Got him.
Tonzo dead.
Fucking annoying fuck.
Very nice, very nice.
Very nice.
Capture on the way.
I see you.
Come get healed.
Tomper killed me.
Damn it, man.
This annoying ass nigga, man.
Come here you fucking faggot!
Alright.
I'm gonna hang a leg back here.
This time we might get on me.
Why?
You need to hang with RL with our language.
Lucio, weak as fuck!
Dude, he's up top over there on that little fucking jungle thing.
Nigga dropped a beat.
Yo, nobody was healing our Reinhardt at all, man!
I died, man.
I died earlier in the fight because of that fucking jungle.
Okay.
I can't get away with this.
He just fucking dinked me, man.
Yeah, he shot me out of the sky right before you think you.
We've still touched?
Yeah, yeah, get in there.
No, they got it.
They're anti?
They're anti?
I'll go can die on me.
Just getting pocketed by the Mercy.
Yep, all four of them there, bro.
This is fucking annoying, man.
Nah, bro.
It's literally just a fucking hype.
Doing all that goddamn damage.
Still got some fight in me.
Dude, they're on me right here?
Yo, we need a Mercy if we're gonna run a Pharah, man.
We gotta do this, we gotta do it properly.
She must have been gone.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* What the- *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* I can't get you water.
Yo Brigitte, just back up, back up dude.
I see you spent that in the summer.
Did you make this if I can leave him?
Yeah, we got her out, we got her out.
I've got you in my sights.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Bro!
Can you come back here?
You guys should get it.
I feel like two or three of them, dude.
Get the point, man.
We got the point?
Alright.
You should be able to destroy them now.
You got the pharmacy, bro.
Hanzo can't do shit to you, man.
Watch out.
This stupid ass bitch.
Divo over here.
Back up wall Some broad point guys She's weak.
Good shit.
This nigga!
Bro, this nigga's sitting there waiting, bro!
The Hanzo's just sitting there top right, guys, being a fucking faggot, man.
Yo, they all went after me on the left-hand side bro they They all went after me on the left-hand side.
D.Va.
They'll regret that.
Everyone on the objective, don't let them take it.
Lucio, one HP.
D.Va had a mech.
Yo, Brick, Brick, get in there.
Get in there, you're full HP, man.
Mercy on point.
She's trying to rest somebody.
Mercy, one HP, man, on the left.
I got heals on point.
D.Va's about to be mech-less.
She's meckless.
Get these fucking faggots off our shit, man.
We got it.
We got it.
Let's fucking go.
Alright, we got it.
Fuck these faggots.
Alright, now he's staggered.
Let's get the next point.
This is winnable, bro.
These niggas are trash.
They don't got a Hanzo.
No, they still got the honda They got Lucy I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
McCree!
Sorry ass McCree, man.
Oh, they booked our...
- They booked our, they booked our Ryan off.
Oh, shit.
Yo.
Yo, turn around, turn around, there's a...
Yeah.
Man, if that bomb wasn't there, I would've fucking...
Oh my God.
Bro.
Got red right into these fucking faggots, man.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Watch out.
Dragon!
He just needs to stay up next to Fresh.
He's up top on the high ground, this fuckin' Hanzo man.
You been there fresh?
Oh wait, fresh point bottom right.
What the fuck fresh?
Lucio's skating around behind you bro.
Oh man.
I got heals down pretty well.
I got heals down.
Don't die.
God damn it man.
Nigga you gotta stop playing like a retard sometimes man.
God damn man.
Doing a bunch of low IQ plays man.
He's up there still They're 100% like you're old and shit.
I'm 88 to Visor.
I'm 88 to Visor.
Where's McCree at?
He's on the right.
Oh, Diva's about to be mechless.
I'm trying to heal you first.
Everyone on the other.
Lucia, one HP.
Oh, he's got you in my head.
What?
Damn, nigga!
What the- Bro, when the D.Va bomb is there, you gotta put your shield up, bro.
How'd you die, then, if you had the shield up?
He was walking away from me.
So, like, I was walking towards him, he's walking away from me, and we're walking at the same speed, and I'm in front of him, shit.
Play of the game.
I should've just said to walk towards me, man.
That's good.
Yeah, you're right, man.
What the fuck are these dudes?
Man, I'm not supposed to start, bro.
It's pocketed the whole time, bro.
We go Yeah, I don't think we want to do four on four players, bro.
It's Shit's trash.
Nah, it's good, man.
Y'all take care of your game.
Later.
And he's not normally a healer, so it's like he's kind of playing out of his element, bro.
You know what?
I think I know why it's more difficult.
It's because I'm plat now.
Oh my god!
You platinum now?
Yeah, I'm plat five now.
Alright, then me and Fresh will just Q, bro.
Yeah, that's no problem.
Because we get these hard-ass games for no reason, bro.
Guys, I need healing.
I'll just dip out.
It was good games, bro.
Mercy, I need healing.
Once you guys rank up and shit, I'll jump back in.
Alright, man.
Alright.
Dude, we were fine before, though.
Nah, because...
Because him being plat is going to bring us a whole other...
And now it makes sense why we were against such hard matchups.
And the thing is, bro, is that you don't have enough game sense yet to be playing at that level.
No offense.
Try to prepare to attack.
Yeah, I mean, it's a new game for me.
Yeah, it's a new game for you, so it's like, I'm not even trying to roast you or whatever, but it's like, like, you're going up, and the tank is a very important role, so you're going up against niggas that have, like, five, six, seven years of experience playing Overwatch, you know what I'm saying?
So, it's going to be very difficult for you to like keep up.
I am alone with this fucking boy.
Can somebody kill this fucking boy, please?
All right, team chat.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Stay in sight, and I'll keep you safe.
File me, if you can!
We will not lose this battle if we fight as one!
I still can't believe how far you've got a...
Oh my God!
I can lift you with one arm!
You'll have to catch me first!
You lost?
I have to catch my patience!
I'm going to kill people!
How many wins you got, Angie?
Angie, Angie, Angie, how many wins you got now?
Okay.
What the fuck?
Alright.
Guncrash spamming Faggot What the fuck?
This Sigma is really in my fucking face.
Can we kill his ass?
Yo, he's out of position.
Fuck him up, wall.
I'm gonna go off the wall, fuck him up.
Where's the healer?
I don't know man.
We're using a...
we're using Brig and Kariko, that's why.
Bro, can we not fucking kill somebody here?
I'm shooting this Sigma with you, bro.
I'm shooting him with you.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, Kariko, we need a Mercy, bro.
What, you have ult?
You have ult or no?
You have it?
Huh?
Alright, I'm gonna flank them when you ult them, okay?
So I'm gonna go around the back.
Alright, get ready to ult them while I'm going around the back.
Me and Tracer are going around the back.
Oh shit.
Oh no, niggas, no.
Okay.
Nevermind, I can't go around the back.
Alright, let's go, wall.
Get ready to ult him, bro.
Yeah, go!
Three dead.
I got three.
Let's go!
Let's fucking go, man!
Alright, we got this shit, man.
They're gonna come back.
They're gonna have one more fight with us, man, so...
I'm gonna push Tory.
I'm gonna push right now Here they come Trying to delay them a bit.
Niggas is weak over there.
Junkrat on the right, spamming.
Junkrat on the payload weak Second Alright.
Alright, we got a Mercy now finally.
Finally.
Ana up top.
Junkrat one shot!
*Skills* She nano this fucking faggot!
Oh my god bro.
This tracer didn't do shit bro.
They were countering him the whole time, bro.
Got no fucking, like, nothing, dude.
This tracer sucks, man.
Didn't do shit, bro.
No pressure.
Didn't hit their backline not one time, dude.
Not one fucking time this tracer hit their backline, dude.
Fucking trash, man.
We just gotta hold them now.
We just gotta really hold them.
Let's get a Mercy, please.
On defense.
Get a fucking mercy.
Dude, please don't suck with Ash, man.
Like, please don't be fucking trash, bro.
You literally just threw the game playing Tracer last round.
They countered you hard and you didn't do shit to stop that shit.
They had a Junkrat, a Sigma.
Like, bro.
Holy fuck, man.
Niggas are trash, bro.
Ugh.
Alright.
Just gotta hold him, Walt.
That's what we gotta do here.
Literally got to hold them All right, they got Sigma jump Junkrat.
Get this nigga- Yo, swing at this idiot, bro.
I hit him with a helix wall.
Good kill.
Oh my god.
Yo, Parsi, you got to heal me, man.
Heal coming up.
You can heal her, bro.
What the fuck?
I'm here to help.
They got Winston now.
They got Winston now.
Here we go.
That Winston's gonna be diving the...
Moira on the right.
Trying to flank.
Moira one shot.
Trying to run.
Ana one shot.
Got the Sorzorn.
What the fuck?
I'm on this Winston.
Kill this nigga, man.
Good kill.
Moira melted.
Watch the trap!
You suck, man.
No fucking awareness for this goddamn Ash man John crap being trash I They're gonna go through the house.
Yeah, they're in the house.
They're in the house?
Okay.
I'm out for now.
Back up, wall.
Back up.
You don't want to be in there because that's what they want.
the junk rats in there and everything Ramatra trying to come at you on the left-hand side Ramatra on the left.
Keep me alive while I do this shit.
Keep me alive while I do this shit.
Let's fucking go!
Use my heels man God fucking damn, bro.
I'm over yet.
Yeah, so you got two minutes to hold this shit.
They're going through the house again.
They're going through the house again?
They're here.
Back up they got bashing now - Looking for the tire I got our Ana.
I got our Ana.
Ah, fuck.
Mercy, why would you go in there and rez, bro?
I don't know how you did it.
Yo, there's a Ramatra chasing me.
Yo, turn around, Walt.
There's a Ramatra.
I'm shooting the fuck out this nigga.
And Bastion too.
Oh, I couldn't get away.
60 seconds.
From the, uh, it's coming up.
We're much weak.
Me and Ash are holding it down here.
Uh...
Ehh...
Hold it back.
Hold it back.
Here.
Keep...
Put him to sleep, Ana, if you can.
I'm shooting the fuck out of him.
I'm shooting the fuck out this nigga.
He's anti-hilla-money.
I'm shooting him, Walt.
You gotta swing back, nigga.
You gotta swing back.
There we go.
Take my heels.
Take my heels, Walt.
Take my heels.
Don't die.
99 advisor.
Let's go.
The carry is here!
The carry is here!
Let's fucking go!
We won that shit!
Yeah!
Let's go.
Good job, team.
Nigga said stop shooting at the tank.
Of course I'm gonna shoot at the tank, you fucking retard!
They're coming at our team!
*Gunshot* I'm from the chain of my sights!
I love the smell of poison machines in the morning.
Let's go!
*Gunshot* God damn!
I don't know how the fuck we won that shit, but we did.
And I'm still a silver four.
This is awesome!
Because we took all those fucking L's playing water earlier, bro.
I should have been ranked up, man.
He's a higher rank, so that's probably way...
What the f...
We lost like three games we shouldn't have lost when we were playing with Water, bro.
you know.
He's fine though.
You know, things happen.
He was cool.
Nah, it's not about that.
that it just we just fucking lost and we shouldn't have lost to w play by cardi oh Holy.
Yeah, that's fucked up, man, that he did that shit to Aiden, bro.
These rappers really be some fucking scumbags, bro.
Yeah.
Niggas being niggas, right?
Was new All right now entering King Braylon Kings Row, let's fuck these faggots up, man.
want to talk are going to team Alright, let's wreck these scrubs.
Hey.
Yo, Toast, get a mic, nigga.
*thud* Stay in sight, and I'll keep you safe.
Alright.
Oh, okay.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack, Connets.
Let's go.
Capture Objective A.
They got Roadhog.
Brigitte.
Watch the Roadhog hook.
And they got a Widowmaker as well.
Roadhog is already weak as shit.
Okay, we got one kill.
Roadhog could die.
Oh shit.
Fuck!
You got the Roadhog?
No?
Okay.
God damn it, bro.
Fucking Sojourn got me, man.
Bitch.
They got a Widowmaker too.
He gonna die bro?
Shit, he was so close to dying, too.
I'm just gonna farm ult charge on him.
And he's anti-healed right now.
Got him!
Roadhog dead.
Let's fucking go.
Big anti-heal by the Ana.
Yeah, we gotta push in.
Brigitte, one shot on the left.
Oh, I got...
Get back here!
One shot!
Good kill!
Roadhog!
Roadhog hook!
Roadhog hook!
Let's go!
Carry is here!
Roadhog is dead, faggot.
Heal's on point, guys.
Use it.
Got you, bro.
Sniper, don't get shot.
Mascot the payload.
The Fox?
You are straight from the payload.
I'll move payload, fuck it.
What the fuck?
Widow dead She's gonna have to switch, she sucks.
Roadhog, uh...
Oh shit!
You got ult walk?
Get ready to drop it on these faggots if you got it.
Huh?
You got it?
Okay, once they use these two alts, get ready to fuck them up, bro.
What the fuck she gave her to the- Oh my god.
Alright, go in, go in, go in, go in.
Let's kill him.
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
Niggas got cream pie!
Faggots!
BBC style!
BBC style, you know what I'm saying?
They got frocks!
How many shots was that?
A frock, real good.
That bad guy.
Take him down.
Chillin'.
Can't even see shit with that fucking big ass Mercy melted.
Roadhog slept.
Oh shit.
Nigga told him it was 12 o'clock.
Alright.
There's a McCree on their team.
Kill his ass, man.
I'm on payload.
Fuck it.
Ana, go heal them.
Go heal them.
I got a visor.
There's a McCree on trying to flank us.
Melted.
Ah, shut up, bitch.
Shut up.
What ends now?
Get fucking rocked.
Let's fucking go, man.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
Easy squeezy.
niggas got fucked up.
*Fighting* *Fighting* Score.
3-0.
Switching sides.
Yo, in the chat, niggas are saying that, uh, that Sarah's getting black dick or some shit?
Yo, Endless, why'd you take my goddamn soldier, bro?
Yo, give me the soldier, nigga.
Yo, Endless.
Come on, man.
Thank you, sir.
I mean, I could play McCree too, but I'm a way better soldier.
You said getting carried by you again?
Nigga, the fuck are you talking about getting carried by you?
Not carrying shit, bro.
I got less deaths than you, more damage.
Fuck outta here, man.
Nigga said getting carried, man.
What the fuck you talking about, bro?
I was the one that got the first kill so that we could even push this shit.
I got the Roadhog, that was the first kill, and then we pushed in.
Then I got the Visor and killed the Mercy.
Tuesday said I wonder if Soldier's playing on a laptop.
No, faggot, I'm playing on a fucking PC. That's worth more than your shit.
And it's because I'm streaming, that's why I sound like that, faggot.
Tuesday, nigga.
Funny how- funny how all you faggots, like, talk shit about me, but none of you niggas have mics.
You fucking brokies.
Niggas is in here typing on your keyboard, clocking away.
This Ramacha can die.
He's an idiot.
Look at him.
Niggas just coming in trying to block- blocking.
Fuck him up.
Well, I'll fuck his ass up, nigga.
I got him.
It's okay.
It's okay, wall.
I'll carry you nigga, you suck.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
These dudes are getting cream pieed.
It's okay, Walt.
I don't know why that nigga straight.
You big as fuck man.
They're on as weak as shit.
I think he's on the...
Oh, wow.
Okay!
You guys are all dead.
Okay, fantastic.
Oh!
Who got lucky?
Shot that shit at the health pack.
Faggot.
Objective loss.
I can't get away with this.
Stop the payload.
Alright, I got a visor, man.
Goddamn, bro.
How do these faggots even get it bro?
The maze probably gonna have a blizzard game get ready yo there's the Ramatra weakest fuck man Oh my god.
I need heals Ana, please.
Look to your left, Dotto.
I've got you in my sights.
You can die off the bones.
Annihilate.
That's better.
Yeah.
I will give you shelter.
Nice, Helix.
I see.
Ramatra on the right, man.
Oh, he's weak as fuck on the right over there.
Fuck him up, bro!
Oh, shit.
Oh, never mind.
The pig's really chasing me, man.
Faggots.
I've seen tougher spots.
He's weak!
Oh.
*Squeak* Oh shit!
Alright, they got it.
Woah, are you there, you scrub?
What the hell, man?
I haven't heard you once, nigga.
You suck.
This nigga Wall is a mute, man.
Kill this idiot, bro!
He's weak as shit!
Let's do this!
Stay overextended, man, and we never punish him for it!
There we go, Wall!
Now you- What the hell?
Let's go!
What the- Yo, there's a Brigitte behind us!
Kill this bitch!
There's a Brigitte and a mate behind us, bro!
What the fuck?!
Niggas are terrible, bro!
They probably camped at our spawn and waited Yo, heal me!
Oh my god, man!
I got Visor.
I got Visor, man.
I'm gonna wait until they actually commit to the fight, and we'll fuck them up.
Whoa, where the...
Oh...
Yo, guys, we gotta make a move here.
I need heals bad.
Oh my god, bro, I'm about to fucking die!
Heal me mercy, what the fuck you do?
Yo, you're so fucking bad, Tuesday!
You are so fucking bad!
Holy shit!
Stand next to you with two HP! You fucking scrub!
Holy shit!
In-fucking-credible, bro!
Add a fucking tag visor, you fucking idiot!
Fucking retard, man!
This Tuesday kid's a fucking moron, man!
You fucking kidding me?
Add a visor, I literally could've wiped them all out!
Your dumbass didn't fucking heal me, man!
Fucking scrub!
unaware fuck Fucking brain-dead retards on this fucking game needs a cause Incredible!
We gotta hold on.
Let's make this quick.
Got it on And fucking credible bro Busier than you, Odyssey.
In-fucking-credible, bro.
Had a fucking tech visor.
We could've won that shit and held them.
You dumbass didn't fucking heal me.
You fucking suck, you fucking faggot.
Holy shit, man.
Fucking retards, man!
They're gonna bum rush us, get ready!
They're already starting to bumrush us.
My god May week Ramatra weak as fuck!
Got him!
Let's fucking go!
Don't lie to this bitch!
I got you, Endless, you scrub!
Just saved your sorry ass!
Take the fucking heals!
I'm the fucking MVP faggot Bastions on the right-hand side I'm pouring pressure on him and the Ramatra.
May, weak as fuck.
I'm pouring so much pressure on these fuckin' faggots, the Bastion's weak as fuck!
The Bastion's 1 HP! Ramatra trying to come on point, weak as fuck!
Get the fuckin' Ramatra, he's 1 HP! Many one-shot!
Get fucked bitch!
Oh shit.
I'm not to catch you behind my sights.
The carry is here!
I'm tangled with the wrong man.
God damn it, man.
You didn't fucking heal me there?
I would've fucking...
This fucking shitty-ass Zenyatta, bro.
You niggas trash.
I'm coming back!
Coming back.
Get this fucking Mei the fuck up out of here, man.
Hit him with that high noon, man!
*Loud power emanates* Fuck Bastion you fucking faggot!
KIA Score 3 to 3 Switching sides What are y'all talking about Sarah Safari and Big BB why are y'all talking about this fucking bitch, bro?
Who cares?
Why are y'all niggas talking about her banging a black dude, man?
What the fuck, bro?
Like, that's weird as fuck, man.
Niggas talking about her and Sneeko and Neon.
I'm like what the fuck?
Hmm Every soldier needs a cause They have this coming so let's give it to them nigga said Myron is just a game Bro, the fuck you talking about, faggot?
This ain't just a game.
I play this shit to win, motherfucker.
You think I turn my PC on?
To play a game?
Motherfucker, this is to win!
Fucking faggots, man.
Niggas, turn your PCs on.
Oh yeah, I play for fun!
Fuck outta here, man.
I play this shit to win, you fucking faggots.
Yeah, playing to win is way more fun than me.
Playing to win, man?
What the fuck y'all niggas talking about?
Bro, it's not that serious, bro.
It's just a game.
Fuck outta here, man.
You niggas sound like this scrub fucking Tuesday.
You're that fun fucking faggot All right, yo, he already yo, he just uses nemesis for me He just wasted it, bro.
Let's push in.
Bastion weak on the side, man.
Can I get some goddamn heals?
Whoa!
Get this Rematra, bro!
This nigga trash!
Main behind you guys Oh niggas alt solo alted me bitch.
Oh Of course!
Kill the Bastion.
We have the advantage, gentlemen.
We had the advantage because I killed one of their main DPS.
We could push in there.
Just don't get walled off.
I surrender.
There we go.
Bastion on the left Oh shit Keep me alive while I do this shit!
Kill this fucking gay ass Ramatra!
Oh my god, bro.
Yeah, let's go!
Whoa!
Whoa with all!
Whoa with all!
keep pushing this nigga fuck you Oh shit!
bro ah they'll regret that May is gonna try to wall us off I'm on this Mei, bro!
She's dead!
Oh shit!
We fucking lost?
*Sigh* Yeah, we weren't getting fucking...
Bro, look at their- 12,000 and 15,000 heals, bro!
This nigga Toast had 7,000!
Bro!
Fucking garbage, man!
Fucking garbage teammates, bro!
Fucking trash, bro!
That's crazy.
Crazy.
Our healers were terrible, bro.
One dude has 7,000, bro!
Dude, you know what's funny?
I had 102 heals.
The whole game.
You probably picked up health packs, that's why.
Traveling prepared to attack.
Select your hero.
Smack ending is not a problem.
I'm picking Reinhardt.
Bro.
Man.
How the fuck did we lose that, bro?
Every soldier needs a cause.
Joint team.
The Martins has put their necks on the line protecting you from Vishkar.
The endless kid was trash too.
He died too much, bro.
I told you he was sorry.
Nigga said I'm carrying you.
Shut up.
You fucking faggot.
It was fucking terrible, bro.
I don't carry.
You don't carry, nigga.
I carry.
Fucking faggots, man.
Yo, his name is a selfish bum.
Sounds like Chris.
Ash is weak.
Oh, they got Ryan up top.
He's gonna drop down soon.
I'm about to break your shield first though.
Ash one shot up top man.
W, W, uh, callback from Lendgrew.
Oh my goodness.
That was stupid.
Soldier one shot, man.
God damn it.
Where is...
Niggas quit Somebody quit out Because they knew they were going to get molested They said, oh shit, it's Fresh Prince CEO and Myron.
I'm about to get fucked.
Alright, let's see.
Somebody said, here, you want to get a third person in?
Yeah, might as well.
Some nigga said, F. Magia said, add me Myron, I'll carry y'all.
I see y'all need it.
Shut up, nigga.
You probably suck, bro.
These dudes have me saying this shit.
Y'all be talking all this shit.
Y'all come on the game and y'all are fucking trash, bro.
Niggas say all this shit.
Yo, I'm good at the game.
We invite you.
You fucking suck.
How many of y'all niggas ask to play and you guys are fucking garbage, bro?
Well, let's see, man.
Yeah, let's see, you scrub.
What's your IG? I said his IG. What's your shit?
Show us your IG, nigga.
Niggas don't want to show their IG, bro.
Niggas don't want to talk shit on the internet, man.
They're going to say, oh, don't attack me!
Attack the argument!
Then they say that you're ugly in the next sentence.
Funny.
Efmaji, I don't know what the fuck your shit is, man.
Hold on.
Invitations?
Hold on.
Oh.
Goddamn!
Um...
Alright.
Is it Imagine?
That's your shit?
Mia, what's your gamer tag, bro?
What's your gamer tag, nigga?
What's your gamer tag, nigga?
Flaming Heron said, 100% need to make them show their IG as soon as they come with one y'all ugly.
Yeah, of course, bro.
But the thing is that they're not gonna, bro.
These Reddit niggas, bro, here's the thing.
You guys want to hear something funny?
One time they took a poll on that bitch.
They don't think I saw, but I saw it.
They took a poll.
And they said, when's the last time you got laid?
Right?
There was like a couple options.
One was like yesterday, another one was like a week ago, another one was like three months, another one was like six months, another one was like a year.
Tell me why like 60% voted that they hadn't gotten laid for six months or more.
And then someone else did a poll and said, yo, what's the income of everybody in the thing?
Tell me why 60% were 40k or less.
Those are the people that got the most shit to say, man.
Niggas that don't fuck and dudes that got no money.
And here's the thing.
They put that themselves.
That's not even me.
That's in the fucking shit.
That's in the actual Reddit.
That's not me talking shit.
A majority of the guys haven't been laid and make less than $40,000 per year.
That's not me talking shit.
That's a fact.
That's on the Reddit.
You guys can go through there and look.
They might have taken it down at this point.
You're better than me, bro.
I ain't got nothing to argue with these niggas, man.
I just know they don't understand.
Real world that we live in right now.
I was like, bro, you can see what you want, but niggas living good.
So, whatever.
Whatever.
Alright.
This nigga didn't give his gamer tag, so I don't know.
That boy tripping.
Niggas want to play, and I said, what's your tag, and they don't want to join now.
Faggot.
Probably just talking shit.
Yeah, probably.
Yo, I'll carry you!
Alright, what's your shit?
Ooh!
Ooh!
I'm kind of hungry, though.
*Sigh* You're gonna starve, bro.
The rape train continues.
I'll get off soon.
You gonna get off soon, you said?
Good morning, bro.
I got a gym, bro.
Implying you lift?
What?
Bro, you work out in the afternoon, nigga.
Why are you acting like you're going to work out in the morning?
No, I don't.
You work out in the afternoon, nigga.
No, those days I was doing shit with the cars.
That's why I was late.
But I'm in the morning.
Faggots work out in the morning.
Hey, well, some of us have things to do.
Heh, okay guy.
Hey, dude, it's been like five hours streaming, bro.
Has it been five?
Yeah!
No it hasn't.
Well, four to five.
We got 2,400 ninjas in here though.
Shout out to y'all ninjas man.
We got stuff to do tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm getting a little tired too, I ain't gonna lie.
This is my last one bro.
This your last one?
Hell yeah.
Fang it They're fresh what the fuck Not like you got work tomorrow.
Oh, man.
You guys just love to talk shit, man.
We talk shit about me, you, everybody, man.
It's fine.
It's funny.
Join the team chat.
Every soldier needs a cause.
If we do this right, they won't even know what happened good to see you But to be in Vegas Four days.
Well, three days.
Are y'all ready?
What was that?
Are you playing with a Kinect mic?
No, I'm actually playing with a Newman U87, which is a $4,000 mic, probably worth more than everything in your house.
house.
Hey, I'm streaming, bro.
That's why I'm streaming.
All right, nigga.
Stop crying.
Then mute me, bro.
I'm streaming.
McCurry weak.
McCurry weak.
McCree one.
good shit Lucio weak Ryan is one.
Ryan dead.
There we go.
Push up.
niggas is running because they suck McCree on the right A bunch of them are behind that fucking- what the fuck?
He dropped a beat because he sucks.
Reinhardt, Reinhardt, Reinhardt!
What the?
the soldier box oh what the bro you gotta heal me man I didn't hear you say soldier one time, bro.
bro you probably have me muted though oh oh I'll have to leave it go time
Ryan is one shot Ryan is weak as shit!
Kill him, bro!
That fucking gay ass tree is saving these scrubs.
Okay, soldier gone behind us.
This dude's a fucking annoying faggot, bro.
Lucio won!
Oh, he got away.
Scrub.
You bitch ass nigga man So this run hurts a idiot broke Kill him!
Oh shit!
Shit, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!
This nigga!
Bro.
I've got you in my sights.
Oh my word.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
What the fuck?
This Lucio's a dumbass.
*BOOM* Okay, Soldier gone.
Lucree is one shot!
Oh my god that beat drop just saved the sorry ass.
They got that tree man.
Can we fucking, like, not lose to these kids, bro?
Bro, they fucking suck, man.
What the fuck, man?
Oh my god.
I need a real killer, bro.
Yeah, you're not.
Our healers suck, man.
I got visor.
Do we got nano?
No, they're just pushing up, man.
Like, what the fuck, man?
Shield's broken, nigga.
Get ready to push in here with your ult.
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* That's a driver.
*BOOM* Not too far bro, what the?
Way too far man.
114?
Yo, that's crazy.
They got Monkey now.
He's on the left to you, Walt.
He's to your left.
I will be sure.
I am on fire.
Someone's coming around behind us.
I hear him.
McCree one shot Bro This soldier on our team fucking sucks, bro.
Yo, just play Reaper, dude.
Chill, kill, whatever the fuck your name is, dude.
Just play fucking Reaper, bro.
You ain't doing nothing, man.
You're not doing shit, bro.
You're not doing damage.
You're not...
This soldier's on the right.
Him and Winston.
Soldier on the right!
Soldier on the right, bro Kill this fucking Winston My god Get this idiot, bro He's anti-healed!
Yo, you gotta be- kill him, please.
Thank you.
What the- What the f- Switch to the Junkrat.
Alright, I'll take the Junkrat.
right that's fine this was the continues to become a problem I'm gonna go to Reaper man He's weak already.
McCream behind us.
Dead.
Dead.
Good shit.
Just Lucio's left.
As usual.
Soldier on the right.
Get fucked, idiot.
This Lucio's annoying, bro.
This nigga trash.
Fuck this!
Fuck you, Lucio!
McCree, one shot on the bridge.
Winston, one shot.
Got him.
He's on the bridge he's on the bridge on the bridge on Soldier on a bridge *Ball* *Ball* I've got you in my sights.
Fuck.
Oh, let's go!
Let's go!
I guess I'm here with the robot by myself.
What's up, y'all niggas trash.
They switched to Junkrat.
Oh, it's spawned.
Come on, I'm almost back.
Oh shit!
Yo, they're all on the fucking bridge, bro.
The fuck?
Long ass spawn.
Yeah, did we just lose?
Yeah, we just lost.
Take this dude way too long to switch to Junker and he barely did anything anyway.
You should really shut the fuck up.
Why'd you say something at the end of the game?
I fucking hate these faggots that got something to say at the end of the game, bro.
You should have said that shit in the beginning, you fucking faggot.
Why do you not have it on already?
You can place $4,000 on a mic but can't turn pussy talk on?
Hey, because I got more money than you, faggot.
How about that?
You fucking queer.
Suck a dick, faggot.
Suck a dick.
Fucking brokie.
Nigga, we can't go on L like that.
Bro, listen, man.
I got something to do in the morning, bro.
You trash anyway, nigga.
All right.
Nigga, I'm good.
No, you suck, nigga.
Yeah, I'm amazing.
Alright, faggot.
For a first time playing this game, you got me.
I'm pretty good, bro.
Yeah, you okay, but you still trash, though.
I'm pretty good.
Alright, nigga.
Go to sleep.
I'm going to continue the rape train by myself.
Just to show you that I'm good, I'm going to play one more.
Oh, okay.
Nah, nah, nah.
You suck, bro.
You're not even good right now, man.
You can't even focus this year.
Nah, nigga.
Nah, nah, nah.
You pretty much drunk right now, man.
Just go to sleep.
Oh, no.
Nah, hell though, nigga.
I've been losing because you suck.
Come on, man.
Just go to sleep.
Nigga, my ultimate saved us with the robot.
No, we lost.
It don't matter.
That's not my fault.
That's the team's fault.
Nigga, you died right as soon as you ulted.
Yeah, because I saved your ass.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Bro, just go to sleep, man.
Alright, nigga.
Just go to sleep, faggot.
Alright.
Later.
Alright, faggots.
We got no useless trash.
Now we about to go.
Let's go.
Walt without the alt, man.
Snicker Walt never has the ult, man.
So walk around the lowest street of dreams.
And here I go again on my own.
Going down the only road I've ever known.
Like a whisper, I was born to walk alone.
I'm on my own and just... *thud* Here I go again on my own man
Aim on point now Someone needs to fill this out Head on the cloud, put your grave down here
I'm going to go ahead and get the point It's time Drive!
Put your fingers still!
You really underestimating me?
*Sounds of attack* *Sounds of attack* *Sounds of attack*
No one can hold me down.
Oh shit, it's hard as hell to hit Echo.
Oh, yep.
Let's go!
Bow and arrow faggot.
It's hard.
You want the mercy, fuck you fucking... fuck you fucking...
Ready to throw in the towel?
See that?
Cool, double.
No one can hold Pete's hand.
It's a bone over here.
Get out of here.
Gating up.
Gating up.
Get out of here.
God damn it!
I'm blowing up!
You had it coming!
Ready to throw in the towel?
It's time!
Alright.
Uh...
I'm going to get the gun.
What the hell are y'all niggas talking about, bro, with Sarah Safari and all this other bullshit?
Let me see here.
Someone in the chat, aware of me of what the hell is going on here.
You guys keep mentioning this.
Please aware of me.
Let's go here.
I'm on Sneakle right now on his rumble.
What are y'all talking about?
Like...
Fill me in ninjas.
Fresh and fit.
Alright.
Alright, so show me ninjas.
What the hell is going on?
Oh, niggas is trolling?
Okay.
All right, fair enough.
Fair enough.
That's Ruby Rose.
Fucking loser.
She really is a fucking loser.
Oh shit, y'all let me fucking be online with this hairline like this?
Let me get my fucking brush.
Hold on.
There.
There.
Alright.
We spin gang again now.
Alright.
These barrels of smoke.
Alright.
Oh.
We got a game.
Alright, then just...
Solo cue time.
*Sings*
*Sings* But I was made of my mind.
Like it was still my time.
Oh my, something's swagging some good music.
I like it, dude.
I'll ask you to swag that music later.
Alright, we're going to wreck these scrubs.
If you guys can hear my game, by the way, it's because...
I fucking...
I'm streaming.
Hold on, wait, what?
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Good!
You're with us.
Your balls are big now.
We're gonna fuck him up.
Let's go.
Alright.
This dude's fucking weird.
Let's go, team.
This nigga excited.
Alright.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attack commencing.
capture objective A Widowmaker top right She got melted, scrub.
We can kill the Rhine, I got the Widow.
I got another bubble left.
Keep Arzario alive.
Kill this run, bro!
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Alright!
I can't get away with this Oh My god, bro Yeah Maximum firepower Sombra you're gonna have to switch bro.
Great You're gonna have to switch.
Like, we need real fucking damage.
I don't know why people at this level play fucking Sombra.
Dude, I can't barely hear anything you're saying, man.
You sound like you're drunk, bro.
Okay, well, just stop talking then.
Alright, let's go back.
Can we do something here?
Can we push in?
Zara, you want to push in, bro?
I know you're drunk and everything, but...
Oh yeah, dude.
You look like a perspective...
Push in, dude!
You're the fucking tank, man!
Oh my god.
He's gonna pin me.
And thanks, dude.
You could've bubbled me instead of fucking being a retard.
You really are drunk.
I've got to bubbled me.
Holy fuck man.
Alright.
So what are you playing man?
Can we fucking kill these kids man?
Where the fuck is he?
UGH!
I got Visor, can we fucking do something here?
You got it, you fucking got it.
Kill this Rein.
Genji gone.
We have no fucking tank to push.
*Gunji* Holy fuck.
Keep me alive because this Zari on our team fucking sucks and hasn't been doing jack shit.
Get a fucking carry, dude.
Holy fuck, my back hurts, Karin, you're sorry ass, you drunk faggot.
You literally suck, bro.
This is stressful as fuck.
Karen you're sorry ass.
What's that?
Thanks.
Killing spry.
You're dead?
Black in Ryan.
Castle, castle, castle.
Ryan's dead.
Alright, let's fuck with him at this wall.
Dude, I can't hear you bro.
You literally sound like a fucking moron.
Just stop talking, man.
Your mic sucks.
No one knows what you're saying, dude.
No one knows what you're fucking saying, man.
Fair enough.
I know what I'm saying.
Okay, well, we don't know what the fuck you're saying, so stop talking.
You just lied, so good luck.
Let's go!
They're fucking jealous Can you kill the Genji bro?
He can't reflect your beam, dude.
You know you can kill him.
god damn Let's go man Move the payload, you scrub!
Let's fucking go, man.
The carry is real right now, dude.
Genji up top behind us.
Oh shit.
ah this isn't good man My fucking team is retarded bro.
I can't get away with this.
Dude, what the fuck is wrong?
Are you- Yo!
Were you fucking dropped on your head as a kid, dude?
Like, are you fucking stupid?
Score.
One.
Zero.
Switching sides.
Like, bro, you're mumbling like a fucking retard, man.
Are you talking, CJ?
What?
Bro, you're a fucking idiot, man.
Holy fuck.
My man, it's a fucking Monday morning at fucking 6.30 in the morning and your ass is piss drunk.
What the fuck are you doing in your life?
Oh, Captain Teabag, what are you gonna do for the rest of the day?
I have to ask.
What?
Captain Teabag, what are you gonna do for the rest of the day?
You're calling me out.
What are you gonna do for the rest of the day?
Not be a degenerative fuck being drunk as fuck for the rest of the day.
How about that?
You'll be drunk as fuck the rest of the day?
No, I said I will not be a degenerative fuck drunk for the rest of the day.
What the fuck, man?
This nigga lit.
Holy shit, bro.
You are drunk as fuck bro.
Proclaiming the barrier.
Rau is lit Hey healers, let me know if you have anyone harassing me behind the line Yo, yo, look to your right, retard!
What?
Nigga, you put the shield?
Yo, you are drunk as fuck, bro!
That's better.
The barrier is weakened!
We're broken!
I just got one.
Let's go.
That was a good of a counter to me, so let's be careful.
That's a barrier!
Disruptive!
You gotta be fucking kidding me man.
I've seen tougher spots.
She rip for bones you rip.
Over there.
I was.
They'll regret that.
She's gonna blow.
This is so fucking frustrating, man.
That's led on, dude.
Dude, just shut up, man.
Dude, you can hate me, and that's fine, but your frustration is...
You're a drunk fucking retard, dude.
You could have frustration that was more useful.
Surrender my way.
Let the Kitsune guide you!
We're gonna do it with you!
You're so frustrated with Jay.
You can leverage the gold as well.
Like I have.
You can pose a lot of us as useful.
Most people...
This Zarya is so fucking cocky that you guys won't kill her that she's standing still.
You guys are that fucking bad, bro.
Oh, I did it for you.
I fucked up.
Whatever.
Let's go again.
Yeah, I'm the only person killing anybody, bro.
Fucking embarrassment, man.
Nice try, Helios.
I can't get away with this.
I know checking in Like bro, they're literally just pushing the payload in dude they're literally just pushing the payload in dude like Like this is a fucking embarrassment
My team fucking sucks man Why do I get fucking faggots on my team every fucking game, bro?
10,000 damage plus 18 and 10!
Shut the fuck up, faggot!
Shut the fuck up!
You annoying drunk fucking retards!
You low IQ scrub!
Why are you on this game?
You are a fucking waste of sperm!
You fucking faggot!
My fucking back hurts.
Holy fuck, man.
You guys see the bullshit that I deal with?
Y'all see this shit?
Y'all see this shit?
Fuck, man.
That's the typical fucking H3 fan right there, what y'all just saw.
Fucking faggotry, man.
Holy shit.
This is fucking ridiculous, man!
Y'all see that?
I'm melting them!
But my team are retards!
Absolute fucking retards, man!
Fuck!
It's like motherfuckers sign on Xbox or fucking PC or PlayStation.
I'm just going to have fun.
I'm going to play for fun.
I'm going to get up at 6 in the morning and play for fun.
What the fuck kind of faggotry is that?
I'm here to win, motherfuckers.
I was in the gym before this shit.
We did FedReacts.
I'm fucking...
If I'm not training or resting or eating some fucking protein, I'm here to destroy motherfuckers.
I'm here to win.
What the fuck is wrong with these faggots?
I'm here for fun.
What the fuck?
What kind of faggotry is that?
I'm not getting on a fucking game for fun.
That's fucking gay.
That's gay.
Super gay.
I'm here to win, motherfuckers.
This shit is fucking ridiculous.
This fucking drunk faggot sitting here, 6.30 in the fucking morning, pissed fucking drunk, playing Azaria on fucking Overwatch 2.
What a fucking loser faggot, bro.
Fucking faggot.
Holy shit, man.
And y'all see the fucking carry.
Y'all see it, man.
This shit's fucking ridiculous.
Shit's frustrating as fuck, man.
Kids are fucking terrible, man.
Kids that play this game are fucking faggots.
They fucking suck.
This shit is annoying as shit.
I know my skill of I'm at least at this point, even being on mouse and keyboard for maybe 10 days, I'm fucking at least a platinum type player at this point.
Easily, give me another month, I'll be a fucking diamond level player again and I'll get back to my fucking high master level type awareness.
But bro, this shit is ridiculous.
Niggas are trash, bro.
Fucking trash.
Fucking ridiculous, man.
Nigga was drunk as fuck, bro.
I understand Chris better than him, and that's saying a lot.
What a faggot, man.
We got a game.
Let's see what the fuck happens here.
No, I got Lazy Turtle on my team.
He's on my friends list.
I got to play Healer.
So, I'm going to play Zen.
So I can carry with DPS and with fucking killing because kids are fucking terrible at this game.
Holy shit, man.
Let's destroy these scrubs.
Because I've been getting some idiots on my team recently and it's fucking annoying.
*Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* Sounds like a plan.
Oh god, we got a girl on our team.
You can mute me if you want, I'm streaming.
There's gotta be a better way to do it.
Well, you know what else is annoying?
Girls that play this game.
You guys should be in the fucking kitchen, but you're here, right?
So whatever.
Could be worse.
Alright.
So glad to know how you feel.
Well, just keeping it real with you.
Girls typically suck at this game.
Okay.
wow I killed that ass problem.
More ones than one dead.
More dead.
The hills.
I'm dead you have one hero.
It's just me and the fucking Bastion here.
And, uh, Torb.
I'm sorry, in the Sombra.
They're going to come around from that corner over there, Lazy Turtle.
Okay, careful, the one's gone, bro.
They're eating our dust.
They're fucking weak over there.
Take one, take one.
Take one.
Yeah, that Maeve had to wall them off.
off she was getting melted so bad bitch there we go Good shit.
I'm a push robot.
Alright!
Feels good to now have low IQ retards on my team.
This is fantastic!
Yeah, I hope it's better.
Yeah, I'll queue up with you after this, Lazy.
I mean, you still suck at this game, but it's okay.
Okay, I'll carry him.
I got you.
I'll save you.
Stay alive.
Oh, fuck.
Okay Experience Bro, why would you go in here and freeze yourself?
But, okay.
Kill that bitch.
Kill the Mei.
Kill the Mei.
Let us escort you along here.
A barricade move.
Kill her ass, Mauga?
Oh, shit.
Oh, nice try with that hook, faggot!
These dudes are fucking terrible.
These kids are getting cream-pied, man.
Yeah.
Fucking scrubs.
Oh, they got Widowmaker.
They gave up.
Alright.
Fucking faggots.
They suck.
Restore, not coaching them.
Fish got melted.
These niggas are trash.
Fucking embarrassments.
Yeah, they got a cream pie.
Dude, I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
Your mic sucks.
Goddamn, why is everybody drunk on this shit tonight, man?
And then Joker 14.
Say something, please.
Well, you're bad at the game.
You went 6-2 and you're a female, so I'm not surprised.
I went 12-0, you sucked.
I told you!
Nigga, what do I tell y'all?
Girls suck at this game, bro.
Bro.
Did I tell you guys?
These girls fucking suck at this shit, man.
You guys think I'm kidding around when I tell y'all that women suck at video games, bro.
Literally trash.
We steamrolled her, but she still went 6-2.
Terrible.
Absolutely terrible.
Yo, LazyToto, what do you normally cue as, bro?
DPS or tank?
DPS. You only play Bastion?
Yeah.
I've only been on the keyboard for like a week.
Oh, shit.
You're just like me, bro.
Yeah.
So you only play Bastion?
Yeah, it's the first time I got started on Matt and Soldier.
All right.
I was gold on controller, but I switched to keyboard because that's kind of the high level stuff.
Of course, of course.
Yep, you're in the same spot as me, my friend.
Yeah, that chick on our team was trash.
Yeah.
One thing I noticed is females on this game typically suck.
They fucking suck, bro.
They always do.
Bitch was trash.
She went 6-2.
They're good.
Like, how do you go 6-2?
I went 12-0.
Yeah, man.
Women suck at everything, bro.
That's just kind of what I've realized.
They literally suck at everything.
They're useless except for sex.
Let's just keep it a thousand, bro.
If it wasn't for sex, like, would we really need females?
The thing is, you tell them that, they're gonna hate that so bad.
Of course they will, because they're hoarse.
But they literally do suck at everything.
It's the truth, man.
They suck at Overwatch.
They suck at sports.
They suck at physical labor.
They don't build society, they just take from society.
They suck at everything, bro.
They don't make money, they just spend it.
Just suck, bro.
Alright, let's go into social.
Alright.
Alright, what's up, niggas?
You guys ready to cream pie these faggots?
Stay close.
I can't kill you if you stray understood These should be entire time their investigation is 45 All right get a W With the bashing the soldier we're gonna do crazy damage on these faggots Yeah We're about to...
I'm taking high ground over here on the left.
Oh they got a soldier as well.
MAGA. MAGA and soldier on the right.
Oh shit.
Reaper chasing me.
I see that.
I mean, he'll save.
You guys got the Reaper?
Asshole, things are.
Maga weak as fuck.
And the soldier as well.
Here, rape soldier.
You suck.
I'm the real soldier, nigga.
Get the point, faggots!
Shit.
Oh god, I need heals.
Thank you.
I'll try to read you a favor.
Ickben and I'm slower!
I require assistance.
The barrier is nearly spent.
What the fuck?
He's going around the right-hand side Soldier weak first Mercy dead.
How the hell does he have already?
Reaper weak.
Reaper going around the right-hand side.
Back up, back up.
Oh man, he fucked you up bro.
God damn!
It's okay, I avenged you.
I gotta...
Fucking faggot shooting bows and arrows.
Oh yeah, hit that boy!
Mog on point.
Mog on point.
I got you bro.
Mercy trying to res.
Melted.
Hanzo on the side.
Hanzo on the right.
Oh, he got melted by the Mercy.
Let's fucking go.
Faggot.
I'm looking at it for him.
You coming for me?
Yeah, he is.
Get raped, stupid.
I just stood still and fucked him up, idiot.
Oh shit!
What the bitches?
Man!
Oh, yeah, you dead, nigga.
You dead.
Oh, lay you dead.
You, yeah, yeah, you, yeah.
What is that melody?
I've been doing Bro, did I die once?
Yeah, them niggas is trash.
Dudes are terrible.
Scrubs.
They said wow we're mid?
Who said we're mid on the rumble chat?
We're mid?
No, they said they're mid.
I think they called themselves a bit.
Let's fucking go.
I'm about to get banned.
I can't wait.
I already got banned for like two weeks.
Real niggas, you ain't a real nigga unless you get banned, right?
Yeah.
Why'd you get banned, though?
You don't even talk, nigga.
I'm gonna talk to Buston this one but I'll talk to you man.
*carrier initialize* *crash* Fuck this Winston up.
*crash* *crash* *crash* *crash* *crash* *crash* Get fucked idiot!
*crash* *crash* *crash* Kuriko on the right.
Get ass Hanzo on the right, too.
Hanzo dead.
Tag it.
Get fucked Kuriko, you stupid bitch!
Sorry, ass whore!
That's one.
No cost.
He ran away.
He sucks.
Alright!
These kids are getting molested.
this is fantastic oh fuck man Thank you, Mercy.
Oh, this nigga!
Oh shit Winston is weak as fuck.
Here he comes, jumping again.
He's getting pocketed by Mercy in the sky.
Oh shit.
Oh, I'm running, I'm running.
He's...
Good, good, good.
I'm about to...
I ran, but not really.
Break his bubble and fuck him up.
Junkrat weak on the side.
Kuriko on the left.
Bitches throwing them kunai.
Gay ass Hanzo on the right.
Get fucked, idiot.
Look at this bitch.
Well, heal yourself.
Kuriko, where'd she go?
Poor man.
Oh, what the fuck?
Drunk rat weak in the middle.
Yeah, he got melted.
Niggas are trash.
All right, easy clap See if he jumps on point so I can hit him with his visor Fire in the hole!
Oh, that's cute.
Melted?
Melted.
Who else wants it?
Yeah, he fucking, yeah, it's fine.
Nigga trash.
They got fucking cream pied.
Fucking scrubs.
Play of the...
Get smacked Niggas got smacked baby That bitch thought she was safe.
Boom!
No you ain't!
Whore!
Well, the rape train continues, my friends.
Let's go.
I'm so hard stuck on this.
It's still Silver 5.
Yeah, bro.
I'm stuck at Silver 4, man.
Shit's annoying, man.
Where are you from, Lazy Turtle?
You sound like a hillbilly.
Tennessee.
Hey, shout out to Tennessee, man.
Good morning to the chat.
We got 2,300 of y'all real niggas in here, man.
Shout out to you guys watching me fucking stream this game and losing my fucking hair follicles because kids are fucking trash.
But the rape trade continues, my friends.
I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy.
I've got the looks.
The drives are cool.
While I've got the moves.
I don't really move them.
I said chill.
I'll be down there smart.
I'm just a sexy boy.
I'm not your boy toy.
I'm just a sexy boy.
Every soldier needs a car.
Let's fucking go, faggots.
I wish violence never solved anything.
It would make peace so much easier.
Damn life we were such a faggot, man.
Goddamn.
Fucking...
I think he's a trans or some shit.
Faggot.
Alright.
Alright, ninjas.
all right let's fuck these idiots up man Attackers incoming.
Well they got Zarya.
Oh, Hans.
Oh my god.
Bro.
Attackers incoming.
Such a fucking gay ass character, man.
Alright, I'm coming back, man.
Fucking hate Hansel, man.
Can't wait till they take away his one-hit kill, man.
Bastion dead.
Oh!
What?!
Whoa Whoa, I can't get away with this On the one Kill that Hanzo, bro.
I fucking hate Hanzo, man.
Zarya, weak as fuck!
Kill that bitch!
Oh my god.
Back up We go this are a place I Bro.
This mountain kid's a smurf, man.
It's always Hanzo smurfs, bro.
Look at him.
Look at him.
he's just fucking...
What?
Damn dead.
Come on in!
Watch it!
Come on!
Get in!
Just back up.
I got visor.
Yo!
What?
Dude, he didn't even fucking hit me in the head, man.
I see tougher spots.
Oh, come here.
Did you do that?
Fuck he's one shot man the hunt What he was coming up?
Oh Let's take him to the white...
Bro.
Orr, can you switch to Earth here or something?
This is...
Redeploying.
Your hand is within my reach.
Scatter!
Here they come!
What's in this fall?
Jirit!
Bofong Jirit!
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Here is my will.
Come get healed!
*Sigh* Wow, dude.
*Sigh* We're getting fucked up, man.
*Sigh* Why?
Is the Moira not healing?
She's not, right?
She's not doing anything.
Wow.
They're pocketing this.
What the fuck?
Get this bitch out of here!
Wow!
She's charged as fuck, man!
She's 100% charged, bro.
Yeah, bro, we got steamrolled, man.
Score.
Zero to three.
Switching sides.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Man.
And there's still no switching, they're playing more again?
Nice.
Can we get a mercy, please?
Yeah, that drunker queen was a shitty tank selection, too.
*Mario* Alright.
No mistakes.
No mercy.
Alright, this fucking Hanzo is 21-0, man.
I'm about to kill this faggot.
He's gonna die today.
I'll see this matter resolved.
You're only my responsibility if you're close enough to- Hot!
Five, four, three, two...
4...3...2...1...
Attack, Colise.
Scott, the payload.
The payload is Oscar Mike.
Oh, they need a barrier.
The barrier has molded.
Oh, my God.
Zarya, one HP.
Oh, of course.
Lifebeaver saves us. - Oh, suck on one.
Where is he at?
Oh, I see him, I see him.
He's one now!
Got him!
He's dead, he's dead.
Fucking faggot.
Bastion dead.
Both your DPS are gone.
Let's go.
We're gonna run through these faggots.
Yup, spam your arrows you fucking spam your arrows you fucking faggot.
I'm gonna run through these faggots.
What the fuck?
How the fuck did the niggas get behind us like that?
That's only Mora.
Surrender to my will.
Exploring.
Exploring.
I'm here.
Move!
Fire is glitching!
Barrier is glitching!
I'm not holding you.
Face the same price!
Bionic, are you ready?
I've got you in my sights.
I'm here!
But you're horrible!
Oh my god, bro.
Dude, fucking chase me, man.
Your miscalculations will cost you everything Fucking faggot, man.
I've seen tougher spots.
*Bad* "Lad Joe" "Right." "ẽbites"
"Tiltai!" "Good shit!" "Tiltai!" "Auto, talk to you!" "Careful, we're gonna score a cap, then I'll be there!"
Bastion 1. Bastion gone.
Konzo on the right.
Ramatra coming on point.
Of course this nigga's gonna ult.
Konzo dead.
Fucking faggot Baptiste on the right week Baptiste on the right weak, man.
He's the one healing the scrub This idiot's still not dead
WHAT?!
What?!
Our healers were pocketing our tank and our tank only has 5k even with pockets.
Bro.
Dude.
Fucking...
Bro.
What the fuck man.
Sorry ass teammates man.
This kid wasn't even good bro.
This mountain kid, he just had a way better fucking tank.
This Ellie kid was a way better tank than our shit.
I'll run one more.
This shit's annoying.
Be right back.
Uh.
Yeah guys I need some fucking.
People saying my iron need to carry, bro.
I need a fucking good teammate, man.
Yeah, this shit sucks, I know.
It just fucking blows, man.
I can only do so much, man.
Actually, you know what?
Hold on.
I mean, I had...
That's cool.
Only one of them's on.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Airspace clear.
Helps you work on your tracking.
You can't beat me.
I'm not sure.
Welcome.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Alright.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Let's go on team.
I'll go, I'll go Zen Anyone y'all want me to play?
Umm Well, first and foremost, thank you for asking.
I appreciate that.
We usually get retards.
Let's try them right now first.
Shout out to you, my friend.
You're the first kid I played with that ass that.
You know what, just for you, bro?
Hold on.
I'm gonna keep the orb on you my friend Alright, let's go I think he's in the chat saying Fresh is picking Khan right now.
Fucking hilarious.
Yo!
You guys are some fucking dicks, man.
That fucking...
watch the trap!
I threw an orb on you, bro.
Just keep your shield up.
Keeping you alive.
Keeping you alive, Ryan.
Put my life on the line for you.
Alright.
Let's fuck in.
Let your shield charge up and let's push in.
Let's push in.
This idiot's discorded.
Start smacking them around with your hammer.
Watch out.
Bash them.
Bash them. Bash them.
He's dead.
Let's fucking go.
Let's go, baby.
Kuriko, one shot!
Kuriko, one shot on a point!
Kuriko, one shot!
Yeah, smack that one.
There we go.
Alright.
good shit there's a slumber behind you That's Sigma weak on his team.
Oh, back up, back up, bro.
Okay, Widow got a snipe.
He's discorded.
Melt him, melt him, melt him!
Oh shit for the Crusaders nigga!
Let's go!
Yeah, the Sombra It was a Sombra.
She got away.
Sombra.
Alright, we got Genji now.
let me assist you.
Oh good pin!
Bitch, get off me.
Kariko, Kariko on our line.
Let's fucking go, man.
That bitch had to disappear.
Kariko over here on the left.
Oh shit.
Aw, fucking Kariko- Okay.
Kariko dead.
Bitch is trash, bro.
Oh, y'all got her though.
She's lucky I got caught in the trap, man.
Oh, we need to help Orion.
Sombra.
Run low. Take them.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Sombra behind us.
Oh my god Pain is over on heartless.
I'm gonna be fucking shocked.
Oh Holy shit, he did.
Let's fucking go, bro.
Yo, someone to the right.
There's someone to the right.
It's Kuriko I think.
Sombra running.
Sombra running.
Keep pushing.
Keep pushing.
She sucks.
Here she is.
Being trash as usual.
Bitch is useless.
I swear to God, I had a prison last game play somber and they blamed them everywhere For much are weak Melted.
Got y'all, man.
Dude, they got cream-pied.
Kids are garbage, man.
Score.
Three to zero.
Switching sides.
I switched my Discord to right-click.
I might have to switch it back.
Yeah, people said uh... people said uh...
Yeah, bro, it's true.
In Overwatch, bro, if you gotta climb, you gotta be so fucking...
You gotta be good, and you gotta carry your team.
That's literally what it comes down to.
I can't wait for the old MMR system to come back next season, though.
Oh, the old MMR system's coming back for Overwatch 1?
Or...
Because I played Overwatch 1, bro.
I didn't play Overwatch 2.
Yeah, basically, it was the same thing as Overwatch 1.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, I was a fucking GM on Overwatch 1, man.
Now I play this shit and I'm a fucking silver.
Shit's fucking painful.
Yeah, bro.
I just started playing this game about a month and a half ago now, and I just started to mouse and keyboard about a week ago.
So yeah, this shit's tough, man.
Ryan, push up a bit.
Push up front.
3, 2, 1, attack incoming, defend objective aid.
Oh he got fucked.
Over here.
Is there a junk rat?
Is there a junk rat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a bunch of them in there.
I see.
I hope it was Winston melted they got a Reaper Oh shit, Ryan's in there.
We in here with him.
Reaper weak.
Winston, Winston right here.
Fucking.
Get this fucking Winston.
Smack this fucking faggot.
Yup, good shit man.
Reaper trying to go to point.
I'm with you Moira, I'm with you.
got you well these kids are getting melted Our Moira's chasing them down, what the fuck?
Okay.
Rasa.
Okay.
Ah shit, okay.
Oh, Winston!
Oh, what a pin!
What a fucking pin!
What the fuck?
Dude, it hit him like it's fucking 1997 Goldberg, man.
Alright.
That spear!
You hold everyone on the objective!
Yeah, Sombra, you fucking bitch.
Come here, whore!
Okay, she got melted.
I hit him once, this way.
Discorded.
Nah, he's weak as fuck, bro.
He running though.
He has one minute.
Hears is going through.
Don't die.
Ah, shit.
Sombra behind me.
Yup.
They're popping everything.
They want the point.
Yeah, I thought we would hold him.
alright that's fine objective lost stop the pain poison yeah the real Winston's right next to you Reaper even with a mercy pocket you can fuck him up
he got melted oh Mei with a mercy pocket.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Oh, that bitch.
Oh, you fucking whore.
Will they use Mei all up there?
Freeze!
Don't move!
Overconfidence is a flimsy shield.
I need healing.
Hello there.
We're coming back to you, Ryan.
Shit.
Hi, bad.
Nah, nah, nah.
You good, man.
We got the longspawn.
Ah, fuck.
This versus Aria.
Goddamn.
Switches in the area.
What the fuck?
Can I switch in the area?
Yeah, they switched as Aria, yeah.
back up dude oh shit She running.
Okay, they might have that.
They got that.
Oh, shit.
Reaper made a play.
Take low.
Take death.
Bora low.
She ran.
Oh, I didn't tell you to switch to Zarya, I mean, I'm saying they switched to Zarya, bro.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You good, though, you good, though.
Yeah, I respect the fucking team player-ness, though, man.
Shout out to this ninja, man.
Oh, what the fuck?
Number one.
Yeah, they had us surrounded.
Excellent teacher. - I'm serious.
Yeah, I was just saying that they had Swiss Cesaria.
Okay, Moira, come back, bro.
Come back.
Mercy is just shooting at you man.
It's okay I got y'all.
I got you, bro.
Thinking that faggot all over the place.
I'm with you finding bro.
*Breathes* I'm on dismay.
Get fucked, bitch.
Oh!
Oh, let's fucking go.
Oh the Reaper chased that bitch down.
Oh shit, here he comes.
Oh, he's coming right for me.
Wow, what a faggot.
Good shit, you smacked the shot of him.
Yo, he ran right past you, right for me, man.
He said, fuck it.
I'm going after the Zenyatta.
He fucked me up last time.
I should have hit the transcendence, but whatever.
These dudes is trash Got y'all ninjas Fight back.
Oh no, bro!
That was so fucked up.
Samba behind us!
That's who's been shooting us.
Dude, she got the luckiest EMP of her life, man.
Fuck that bitch.
I swear to god, that was such bullshit.
Yeah, it don't matter though.
Oh, shit.
Reaper got a play.
Oh, good shit.
They got it?
Oh, they...
Oh, okay.
I guess they got it.
Switching sides.
I think all we have to do is cap it one time and we win.
Amid discord, we will find tranquility. we will find tranquility.
I could give you guys some more heals.
Another day, another battlefield.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Nothing ventured.
greetings what do you guys will all the racist comments in the thing man I wear a faceman when I go out, so technically I'm late.
Byron, bro.
You're completely healed.
We will take everything!
You came up!
Got you bro, got you.
Got you.
This run is smacking the fuck out of them.
I'm healing y'all niggas man.
Let's go He gone She getting fucked up.
I didn't have to do shit.
Literally just followed you guys and healed.
Kids got clap.
Trash.
Let's fucking go.
Scrubs.
Yo, uh, Shiny McSquid, you play tank normally?
Alright, sweet.
I'm gonna send you a fucking, uh, I'm gonna send you an invite, bro.
You're a good team player.
Alright, so chat, when you get a kid like that, that says, first thing he says is, yo, what do you guys want me to play?
That's a keeper, my friends.
And he was actually pretty fucking good too.
Get kids like that on the squad right away.
I I mean, I can play tank of Zarya too.
I can play Zarya a little bit, but that's pretty much all I can play.
Nah, nah, you good.
You good, bro.
Because there's going to be times where we're going to need, like, Zarya.
Different switches, yeah.
Yeah, because the problem with Zarya, because I play Zarya too, bro.
I love Zarya.
But the problem is that Zarya's not really a real tank, bro.
She's a fucking off tank.
Zarya's a character that was made for 6 vs.
6, not for 5 vs.
5.
You know what I mean?
So, that's the problem.
I'm gonna take a quick piss.
Let me know if you...
Just give me one second.
When he comes in, just tell him.
Alright. Alright.
Alright.
Alright, faggot.
It added me.
Guess he didn't want to play.
Probably wants to just stay solo queuing.
Oh, he's in here.
Oh, shit.
What's up, faggot?
What took you so long?
I don't know.
It didn't show an invite.
Oh, no.
I sent you, like, three.
Alright.
Yeah, I only got the one.
No worries, dude.
So yeah, no, like I was saying, Overwatch 1, dude, on Xbox, I made it all the way up.
Like, I sat in Diamond all the time, but I got up to Master and then eventually GM. But yeah, dude.
But this shit's gay.
Sorry, you were saying?
Oh, no, you're good.
No, my brother used to play this game like all day, every day.
Bro, I think he was number one in NA East for a while.
Who do you play?
He was a Winston main, or just a tank main in general.
Did he play PC, Xbox?
What do you play?
Xbox.
Xbox?
What was his tag?
Licked Boys.
What was it?
Licked Boys.
It's probably different now, but...
Does he play now, or...?
Hell no, he quit that shit.
He quit?
He was like, fuck this shit?
Yeah, I mean, it takes a lot out of you, bro, to play this game at a high level, bro.
It really does take a lot out of you to play this shit at a high level, bro.
You know?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
I'm not gonna lie, guys.
What's up?
I have to go to school, so I gotta go.
Oh shit!
Alright bro!
School?
Alright man!
We can play later if y'all want to, but I just realized I had to go to school.
Alright bro!
Yeah!
Go to school man!
What the fuck are you doing bro?
Peace!
The hell man!
Go to school dude!
The fuck?
Hahaha!
Oh man!
Brings back good memories when I was in fucking high school!
God damn!
You picked the wrong enemy!
E-check!
affirmative I don't understand generation yeah so guys this is just helps you what you're tracking Tracking my heart is easy.
So I'm looking at the smaller characters like the soldier and shit.
It's going fast easy.
Sombra, I fucking hate this bitch.
Still annoying bastard.
Bastion, this is good practice for you too bro.
I don't know if we played them all together, but it's the map where you're in the open room.
No, no, no, it's another one.
It's a good, like, yeah, there you go.
Double kill. Biotics to block.
Alright, I'll just jump off the net.
Fuck it.
YOLO. Oh, what the?
Alright, looks like we got a game.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright, we're here in team chat.
Sup ninjas?
What's up bro?
Hopefully my game isn't too loud for you, bro.
I know I'm streaming right now, so I'm fucking...
You guys might hear it.
Watch our flanks.
They might try something.
Let's wreck these scrubs.
Watch for their weaknesses and strike.
Five, four, three, two, one.
All right, please.
All right.
Which way are we going?
Left?
We go left, we gotta clear the bridge quick.
All right, we cleared it.
Good.
They got D.Va.
D.Va's out of mech.
Good shit.
Lifeweaver, you're on...
Sombra, Sombra.
Sombra, Reaper on point.
Reaper on point.
Reaper on point weak.
Reaper running.
Reaper behind the point.
Reaper's behind the point.
Can you run?
3-4 in the front along with D.Va.
Sombra behind us.
Reaper with one shot.
I hit Reaper with the Helix.
He's weak.
Reaper trying to run diva diva diva D.Va out of Mac.
leave Adamak.
Samba running.
Damn, y'all niggas in front of me.
I can't see shit with you guys in front of me.
Baptiste on the left.
Reaper.
I'm with you.
I'm with you on this Reaper.
Run, run, run, run, run.
Reaper on the bridge gone.
Fucking gay ass tree, bro.
I'm on this Sombra.
I'm on this Sombra.
Got her.
Oh shit.
You better fuck them up Whoa I should've known he was gonna do that.
I'm fucking trash.
I should have known he was gonna do that shit.
Luckiest play of his life.
Let's get in here, let's get in here.
Oh shit, where's the team, guys?
Good shit, good shit.
Thank you for doing that.
Yo, lady, that was a good ult, dude.
That created a bunch of space for me.
Bro, kill this fucking Sombra, man.
Sombra's in the room in the back.
Just Sombra, I think, in the room.
I AM ON FIRE!
I AM ON FIRE!
D.Va's about to be out.
D.Va's out of mech.
Oh shit, Reaper.
Anti-healed.
D.Va's out.
D.Va's out.
I got heals right here for my food.
Kariko.
Kariko on point.
Got her.
Alright.
Easy quiet Nice one Nice.
No one else here has a mic?
Just me?
Shot calling everything.
Okay, fair enough.
He just said "Shotcalling in Silver" That's wild What?
Savage, what was that?
"Shotcalling in Silver" That's wild Aren't you a silver?
Yeah, silver support, flat DPS, flat fucking tank.
Ah, man.
This game has so many faggots.
My profile is open and you can check it if you want.
No, that's cool, bro, but it's just like...
That's some faggotry to say, but that's fine.
I'm not surprised.
You sound like a homosexual.
You're not really shot-calling.
I am shot-calling, dude.
Alright, buddy.
You're insane, but we're off-seeing.
Yeah, but it's one thing to fucking hear it, then another thing to like look at the kill feed.
Kiriko, get out of there.
Order healthy.
Reaper just teleported.
Behind us.
Lucille, one shot.
Motherfucker.
*Squire* They got it.
Ripple on the right.
Ripple on the right.
What the fuck?
And D.Va.
Okay, one dead on their team.
Sombra dead.
Let's get in there, guys.
Reaper and D.Va.
Reaper and D.Va.
Just Reaper and D.Va.
bro.
Die, die, die.
Ripper behind you, Ripper behind you.
Arisa, you gotta get there.
Arisa, you gotta get there.
Alright, let's get this point, guys.
Aw, I feel all warm inside.
Reaper's carrying them.
Where'd you go?
Reaper wants- okay, he's gonna rape- Oh my god, I'm gonna kill you.
I've got you in my sights.
Looks like you're still there!
I'm gonna hear you, you're gonna shut up!
Some god, man.
Reaper coming towards him.
This dude!
Reaper one, I'll rape.
Got him.
Death spiral.
Meet your date One shot on this fucking Samba fields online She ran away?
Alright, we got a point.
Lucio in front.
I see your enemy!
Steve on the left here.
Back to the kill Reaper gone I'm on fire You feel half Dead Enemy is down Yeah.
Okay, D.Va's back.
D.Va's back.
You called it last second.
I can literally write when I turn, but...
Die, die, die!
Bones heal.
The pain is temporary.
Okay, I'm here with you.
Okay, he's in front.
He's in front.
He's gonna try to come around your right-hand side probably, Savage.
Oh, no, he's in the front.
He's in the front still.
He's just hiding there.
Bonder behind us.
Bonder behind us.
Okay, I got Visor.
We could push...
Yeah, hold on!
Dude, the Reaper's right here!
Yep, let's go now, let's go now!
Lucio dropped the beat.
Alright, good shit.
I got Kitsune.
You got Kitsune?
Alright.
One more fight.
One more fight.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Yeah, hold the door.
Hold the door.
Good call.
Arisa, get aggressive.
Don't knock that door.
Reaper's gonna come in.
They're speed boosting in.
Reaper's gonna ult again probably?
Oh my god, dude.
Reaper's on point.
Reaper's on point.
Reaper, alright?
I rub some dirt on him.
Let's go.
Die, die, die.
I'm coming back.
No Reaper.
I'm with you on this Sombra.
She's weak.
Got her, got her, got her.
Score.
One to one.
Is that you, E-54?
I barely recognized you.
I don't know.
Alright, we can win this, man.
Yo, lazy turtle, you there, bro?
Okay, I thought you were dead or something.
Go right side, hold high ground.
Yeah, yeah.
That's exactly what I was gonna do.
Oh!
They thought the same thing.
Okay.
Lucio's out of position.
Ah, he threw a good rock.
I was reloading.
Trying to get this D.Va Trying to get this D.Va out of mech row because she's blocking for the Reaper.
Reaper's stuck.
Reaper's stuck here.
Oh, he's 1 HP, bro.
This Diva's been saving him They're in the hills, they're in the hills You got him You got the Diva, there's Sombra on him Guys, guys, guys, get on point.
Get on point.
Get on point Okay, I got it There's no reds.
There's no reds.
I'm trying to get this D-Bomb out of mech guys.
I'm trying to get this D-Bomb out of mech.
Reaper on the left, Reaper on the left.
Let's go, big plays.
Got him!
Just killed their whole team, guys.
Holy shit.
I'm definitely going to sleep out there.
I'm fucking missing shots.
I'm tired as fuck.
Guys, guys, guys, fight on point, man, because I'm on high ground.
Fight on point.
Damn it!
There's no health pack.
Fuck.
Got Thombra on me and Alucio.
Sig, can we get out?
Sig, can we get out?
Alright, you're on your own.
Sombra behind, man.
I'm trying here SIG, I'm trying!
Thank you Sombra on point weak, Sombra on point weak Sombra on point weak!
Reaper's on- Reaper on the right- Reaper behind us, man.
this fucking guy bro If I'm still we touch it Can we touch it?
I'm 95 to visor.
95 to visor.
We gotta get in there.
95 to visor.
Okay, time to make a play.
Keep behind me.
Get off.
Tank low.
Tank dead.
Reaper low.
Dude, nobody was fucking mad.
Defeat.
God damn it.
Did what I could, man.
Die!
This Reaper fucking sucked too, man.
Got lucky, man.
So many times.
Yeah.
Alright, guys.
Yo, Lazy, I'm gonna get off, bro.
Alrighty.
That's my sign.
Alright, bro.
Peace.
My aim is starting to come off.
Yeah.
All good.
Alright, man.
Peace.
Alright, guys.
As you can see, I don't know if you guys noticed, I don't think I've went negative one game the whole time I've been streaming.
I don't think I went negative one game.
But you guys can see, bro.
Like, literally, like, Can only do so much, man.
I'll be carrying and we still lose.
I think I went negative maybe one or two games when I played Healer.
Out of the fucking bunch that we played today.
But yeah, Ninjas, we'll be back.
We'll have Menno on tomorrow.
Talk about fitness.
Love y'all, Ninjas.
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