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Feb. 3, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
03:15:56
Raging on Sorry Teammates
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Time Text
Alright guys, I think we are live.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
We are live.
Let me see here how we looking.
No brakes on the train, my friends.
I think we're live You want to just hear it?
Well, give them a second.
Oh, okay.
You know, it takes a while for the third to register.
Oh, for the Rumble stream to come in?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's funny because we literally have the opening screen is your account has been silenced.
That's fucking funny, bro.
I wonder why.
I wonder why.
I'm looking in here.
Thank you.
It should start coming in by now.
If I know Rumble.
Yep.
We in there?
Yeah.
Alright.
What's up, guys?
I think we're live now.
Let me look.
On Rumble?
Oh.
Now we're live.
We are?
Yes, you are.
Well, no, I can't see anything.
Oh, are you muted?
Oh.
No, I'm not muted.
They should be able to hear.
All right.
So I think we're live here, guys.
So welcome to the Overwatch stream.
Follow multiple reports of abusive chat from other players.
We have silenced your account.
Fantastic.
Probably got like a hundred thousand.
Yeah, probably got a bunch of complaints.
But we are here, guys, playing some Overwatch.
Audio should be good.
We'll go into a custom game real quick and warm up.
Make sure the sound and everything is good.
This is good to do some aim training.
Right?
Get warmed up real quick.
Let's see if we get fresh in here.
And make sure the game audio is good.
Can they hear the game audio?
Not yet.
No.
I mean, it won't tell me on stream yet.
No, I don't.
Go on to options or settings like you used to do.
Yep.
Go to audio.
Audio.
Something like that.
And then, yeah, change that.
It's probably going to be main.
Main.
Yeah.
They're going to hear it now.
They're definitely going to hear it.
Yeah.
Now they should hear it.
I can't hear it.
They will.
Chew on that.
Warm up, guys.
With aim, right?
Is it working?
Y'all can see how I'm fucking rusty right now.
I need to fucking warm up.
Let me see where Fresh is at.
Fresh ain't on.
Fucking bum.
Wait, hold on, Mario.
I just know you ain't even eat.
Nah, I just had some dried mangoes and a protein shake.
No, I ordered some food too.
Okay, let's see here.
Where's...
Let me get fresh up.
Tell him I'm on.
And then I gotta get on the Discord.
What was that?
I already got what?
Oh, on the Discord?
Oh yeah, I'm already in the Discord.
Oh yeah, I gotta unmute myself on there, right?
Yeah, right here.
Right there.
Alright, so I'm unmuted on the Discord.
Alright, so yeah.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Overwatch is being lame right now, guys.
I wasn't able to chat the other day yet.
Like, literally yesterday I was able to chat.
I got re-banned.
Yeah, I got re-banned, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, niggas banned me right back.
They were like, "Oh, no, we good, man." Yeah, they could ban you completely.
Now, as you guys can see here, McCree is one of the hardest characters to play.
Right?
Because he requires a lot of, like, really good aim.
He has, like, no mobility.
So, what I'll do is I'll, like, get in here and warm up with him a little bit.
Because if you can aim with McCree, you can aim with anybody.
Right?
So I'm hitting some shots now.
Okay.
I got a new mouse, too.
And I got a new mouse pad, as well.
I got, like, one of the big table joints.
With the wireless mouse, it's an extra fee I think is what it is.
My buddy recommended it.
It's like some European shit.
Came international.
You guys should be able to hear it.
Give me one thing to chat if audio and everything is good, guys.
Give me one.
One's here, let me adjust this shit.
Mug.
Bam.
Alright.
So, we should be good here.
Pressure's not because he sucks.
Alright.
Boom.
You can see here, I'm just getting warmed up, guys.
Before I go into my first game.
Because I mostly play hitscans, so...
Hit this Hanzo a few times.
Boom.
And again, guys, I'm getting used to keyboard and mouse.
This is me about a week later, playing keyboard and mouse.
Right?
So I'm still getting used to this.
Thanks, Mo.
I'm sorry we couldn't give y'all an IRL stream today, guys, because, um, obviously, uh, kinda late right now.
Mary Bruckle Village isn't lit like that right now.
Huh?
That's where we're gonna go, man.
They know.
Bro, anybody that watches the IRL streams know exactly where we were, bro.
Mo said don't give them the drop, bro.
Biggest to have the drop no matter what, bro.
One of the most satisfying ultimates even though it's fucking trash.
And you guys know I added this sound effect, obviously.
The good thing about mouse and keyboard is you can turn around quick.
So, versus the controller, I remember that shit was slow as hell, man.
Three taps.
Don't shoot him when you're reflekting, obviously.
Go.
It's time.
All right.
That's enough warming up.
Alright.
Let's get into a game, goddammit.
Alright.
So let's go ahead.
Start wrecking these scrubs.
I hit a bronze one, man.
Yo, this is bullshit.
Bro, are you playing with golds and destroying golds, man?
Like, this shit is bullshit, man.
It really is bullshit.
So...
Alright, let me...
If you guys want to get involved in the show, go ahead and hit FNF Super Chat or Rumble Ranted In.
Let me open up a tab here.
Start looking at some of what y'all ninjas are saying.
And then also, let's go ahead and give me one sec here.
Alright, let's read some of these rants, if you guys have any.
Alright, so we got here...
We got here...
Rumble.
And mute this tab real fast.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, we got...
Okay, no rants in yet.
Okay, cool.
I want to make sure I didn't miss anybody.
Cool.
First thing that he's going to join in a little bit, guys.
Granted, right now it's...
2 in the morning.
Sorry, 3 in the morning.
God damn.
So, while we wait, we will brush the hair so I can continue to maintain superiority over Fresh with being Mr.
Spin, Myron Gaines in the house.
So, now, you guys are probably wondering, yo, what is this brush?
This is a Torino brush, guys.
It's a medium brush, right?
So this is where you make most of your progress.
Is when you use a medium brush, right?
I also have a softy and a hard bristle brush.
And you need all three to really maximize the waves.
But when you make most of your progress, you got to use the medium brush.
And then you got to hit every angle, right?
So if you want to get the 360s, guys, you got to go...
Top, right?
Always start from your crown.
And then bring it down.
Then you start from the crown again.
This way.
Down from the crown.
This way.
That's three angles.
Then you come this way.
Okay?
And you brush that way.
Then down this way.
That way.
So what?
That's like six.
And then you hit seven.
And then pretty much eight.
Okay?
So there's eight main angles.
So basically, three across.
Right?
Then...
One on the side, one in like the back lower side, the back, like the back side, and then one right down the middle, right?
One right down the middle.
All right, so down the middle, diagonal this way, then that way, right?
So boom, boom, and then down the middle.
Then you go to a little bit, you know, diagonally down this way, and then to the side.
Cool.
Alright, looks like we got a game.
We got some victims.
Y'all out?
Alright, thanks Bills.
Shout out to them for setting it up.
And then, boom.
You just keep brushing, right?
It took me, like, to get my waves fully connected and get to 360s.
It took, like, three weeks for me.
Three weeks.
You know, I was brushing pretty vigorously, though.
I ain't gonna lie.
Alright, so I queued up as healer or DPS guy, so I'm playing healer now.
I'ma play Baptiste aka the Haitian.
Since apparently he's not black.
Hey hey hey!
Hey hey!
So here we go.
There is always room for improvement.
Take him to the air.
That's the best shit you ever did bro.
Yeah?
It's my Haitian accent.
Alright, so for you guys that are watching right now, the way Baptiste works, man, is he can shoot and he can also heal.
So the secondary fire is healing.
So normally when you do Baptiste, you want to go shoot, shoot, heal, right?
So what do we got here?
We got a soldier, a pharah, okay.
So with hitscan heroes, guys, you always want to take the high ground, alright?
So I'm here on the high ground here, and I'm going to shoot down on these ninjas.
Okay, they got a road.
Okay, can have some shots right now.
Now the thing with Roadhog is he can self heal.
Oh, they got an Ashe.
Okay, heal myself and back up.
So someone like an Ashe, she's kind of like a sniper, so you want to definitely...
You don't want to main too long sight lines with her.
Okay, I can hear the Tracer.
She's in the back somewhere.
She might try to sneak up on me because she's a flanker.
See, and this is why headphones are so important because you can hear footsteps.
Enemy, here!
I'm with your tank!
Oh!
Oh, the Ashe is one shot.
You can see there, she's getting power boosted by Mercy.
Oh shit, our soldier about to die.
I didn't react fast enough there.
This Tracer trying to 1v1 me, bitch recalled.
She's weak as hell.
So I'm running.
Obviously don't keep my back to her, but run.
So they're pushing payload here.
I'm doing a bit more DPS right now.
I'm 76 the window.
I don't know why Aramacho's over there.
He's way out of position.
Annoying ass Lucio.
Oh, he's one.
Oh, he's one.
Our soldier sucks.
You guys can see here, we don't have a fucking thing.
Okay, we're down.
They're chasing me.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we fucking go.
Let the tilt commence!
So I'm gonna take high ground.
One thing that this guy could do is he could jump high.
Alright, so I got a window.
Once they commit, I'm going to shoot down on these boys.
Oh wow, I'm trash.
That was a bad fucking window, but hey, they can use it, fuck it!
Oh, you used it, you gotta kill.
Bro.
Bob, do something!
Alright.
Okay, good, good, good.
Team got some kills.
I fucked up that window, but it ended up working out anyway.
And the window, when you use it, guys, it doubles your damage.
I'm focusing on healing right now.
Dude, my team alive.
I'm focusing on healing right now.
I'm gonna take the high ground here guys.
Always want to take high ground with hit scans.
So I can see my team, I can heal them, and I can shoot.
Oh shit!
This bitch is chasing me.
All right, I got away Time to yellow this thing See, he's backing off now.
Now that damage is too heavy.
Oh, W heals.
Oh, what the...
Okay, they...
they got this shit fucking Lucio's so annoying bro Just scan around the fucking thing.
Oh shit.
This is fucking chaos.
pumping out the heals right now though oh oh oh me some heal
he'll shoot shoot Okay.
This bitch is about to get fucked.
Come here, boy!
Alright, so I'm backing off.
This ass kid fucked me up from a distance.
See, if I had a mic, I would tell the team back up and take high ground, because this isn't actually a good place to hold like that, but...
Okay, fuck it!
Bam!
Called him back.
Alright!
Let's see what the chat's saying.
Alright, we got JR from Dallas.
Goku's still trying to find where Sudan is on the map.
Fact!
See ya, retard, bro.
Niggas are stupid, man Let's see here Now we're on attack.
Back.
Shout out to y'all ninjas.
This is the mouse that I'm using by the way guys.
It's a, uh...
I think extra fee is how it's pronounced?
Wireless mouse.
Small.
Obviously, two buttons and then the side buttons joint.
That's what I'm using.
They ain't paying me to tell you that.
That's what I'm using.
It got recommended to me by a friend.
Don Draper, 1960, says another Overwatch stream.
Let's go.
How are you doing tonight?
I'm doing good, my friend.
Good to see you All right Let's see what we got here.
You can see my team's weak already.
This Ashe is raining down on us right now.
Oh what the fuck?
Hit her once.
That's the thing about high ground guys.
That's the plan.
Oh, keeping these heals up though.
And the shots now.
Trying to build up the window.
Shit.
Shit, we already got the blizzard.
We already have everything.
Alright, we're rolling through these kids.
kids they suck.
Okay, he's gonna shoot the dragon.
Someone has to leave you alive.
Window you build up quick ass so there's no point holding it.
Oh shit, okay.
Bob is really strong.
He hurts a lot, man.
But he leaves out for a bit.
We're running through these boys, man.
I think I slammed that bitch.
Shit.
Oh, immortality field.
Big one!
Just kept my team alive just now.
We out here, baby.
*Burns* *Burns* Fuck.
Alright!
*Burns* *Burns* I like playing with Reinhardts.
Okay.
What a pin.
Okay, now we're sped up.
She got melted.
Oh, she got pinned!
Holy!
that nigga hit him with the Goldberg spear okay gonna take the high ground here in case they try to test this.
Keeping her alive so she don't die to this bitch ass mercy.
Drop the beat.
I can't even see but I'm still hitting him.
Come here, boy!
Get fucked, idiot.
You suck.
Missed the hook.
Oh, shit.
Keeping him alive during this shit.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
I couldn't get around the corner.
You can do the bob right at me, bro.
See, that's where my...
I'm still trying to learn the mouse and keyboard with the ASD, the WASD, man.
I be fucking up sometimes.
But we won anyway.
Dudes are trash.
Let's fucking go.
Still won, though.
Get these Ws.
Oh shit, we got five wins.
Let's see what happens.
And we're still bronze won.
Wow!
Fucking bullshit, man.
So fucking gay, man.
This game is so gay.
Alright, let's see here.
Uh, we got here a chat from...
Hold on.
I could fucking read this shit a bit more I know these are I think this is from the last show okay Okay.
Yeah, guys, Evan, have a super chat or a Rumble Rant, either when, whatever you guys choose.
We got 1300 Yon Ninjas watching the stream right now.
Let's see if Fresh is on.
Probably not.
Nope, he's not.
Tag it.
So, we'll go back, do some fucking, um, practice.
Get warmed up on the Baptiste.
And he has a burst rifle.
It's kind of like a PR in Halo 2.
Accuracy in too bad right now.
Let's go.
*Gunshot* Alright, we got a game.
Let's see what we get here.
Oh, I'm DPS. Y'all know what time it is!
That means we about to fuck these boys up!
Alright.
We about to fuck these boys up, gentlemen.
Let's see if they let me into team chat.
Of course not.
Fuck it.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Tiro De Niro 1672, J.R. from Dallas.
Oh, that's your gamer tag?
I need more of these than I can count.
Yeah, I got the Halloween costume for Soldier.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Alright.
Objective unlocks in 30 seconds.
What do we got here?
*Bad music* You guys can see I'm doing a lot of fucking damage here.
Tracer behind us.
Fuck!
Man.
My fucking, what's his name, didn't heal me at all.
Scrub.
The fucking healer on my team, he just let me die there while I fucking turn around to save his ass.
Fishing payload though.
We're already 2-1 team.
Chat?
Alright, let's get here.
Okay, the Hanzo's up top on the...
I'm trying not to poke because I don't want the Hanzo to get me.
This bitch has Tracer.
The fuck is this bitch?
Alright, she's still behind us.
Alright bitch, I see you.
Yeah, yeah, you better run and get that health back, whore.
Annoying.
Shit.
See, look at this shit, man.
Like, bro, this nigga is trash, man.
Such a gay-ass character, bro.
I fucking hate Hanzo, man.
So fucking gay, bro.
Just spams arrows, man.
You know what?
Fuck that.
I'm coming back.
Back up a bit.
Have some cover.
I made that nigga transform and he's like, "Wait, what?" "The trail life is ready!" "There's something for this stuff." You better kill him.
Fuck you, Tracer.
I'm gonna shoot his stupid ass dragon because he sucks.
Nice job, dummy.
I mean, get nobody with it.
Oh, he's 1 HP. Fuck him up.
Please, kill him.
There we go.
Hit him with that direct fucking rocket, scrub.
See, I'm just peppering I'm just peppering him.
Pointing damage down.
Okay.
Tracer.
Fucking loser.
I've got you in my sights.
Yeah, you better run, bitch.
Couldn't handle this time.
In use.
Tracer's weak.
Tracer got melted. Kill.
There we go.
Reaper with the big ult.
This race was annoying as fuck.
Alright bitch, you wanna go?
You wanna go, bitch?
Get fucked!
Get fucked!
Stupid bitch!
Fucking trash!
I'm out here, baby!
Don't miss these shots, either!
I'm about to get a 57 to another...
He keeps hooking this nigga, bro!
Yeah, you better back up, boy!
Oh, shit!
Okay, that's not good.
Yeah, okay.
I should've known he was gonna do that shit.
once they started getting aggressive like that.
Okay, they're moving the robot back.
Sneaky Millix Run run run run run Distance is my friend.
Putting pressure on that tracer.
She had to recall.
Nope.
Get fucked again!
Let's fucking go!
Fuckin' scrub?!
Nice job, dummy.
You didn't kill nobody with that.
Oh, he about to melt that he about to melt that boy now.
Oh, he's a good one.
He's a good one.
Get fucked again!
Yo, I destroy this tracer!
Get the fuck out of here, bitch!
Hitting this bitch with Helix rockets like I'm a part of Hamas.
Let's fucking go, man!
Trash!
This fucking faggot on the flower.
I got a visor to wipe these scrubs.
Put a heal down for the Reaper.
Shit.
I'm trying to repair your favor.
Oh, this nigga.
Oh, this nigga.
No!
Fuck!
Damn it, man.
She ulted me, guys.
She threw her little sticky thing at me.
She got so pissed, they have to fucking ult me.
Scrub.
Trash.
All right, I'm gonna flank them, guys.
I'm gonna go around behind them in Visor.
Let's see what we can do here.
Fuck it!
Oh shit, thank you.
Good flank.
This gay-ass Hanzo.
Get fucked, retard!
Hey, you better stand behind that barrier.
Sorry ass nigga.
Oh, shit.
That boy ulted it.
Oh.
Double bit.
Chase me?
Okay, bitch.
You want to go?
Oh shit!
This isn't good.
Don't do it whore.
Chaos.
Building up my visor.
Damn, bro, this is fucking madness.
Fuck it.
Let's go!
Fuck!
Whatever, we won.
These niggas...
We pushed it way further than them.
than them we were right there on the fucking thing too man me down and I'll get back up shit you might be able to pull it out there for you had
so much potential Oh shit!
They're gonna- damn!
Get fucked, retard!
Let's fucking go.
Getting destroyed.
Let's fucking go, baby!
How'd this nigga get play of the game?
game he trash that boy was mad Where'd we go?
We went 21-5 chat.
10,000 damage.
Let's go.
Our Roadhog killed him too.
god damn.
Alright.
The win streak shall continue, my friends.
Let's fucking go.
You guys know what time it is.
Put some music on for y'all niggas real quick.
Actually, matter of fact, I forgot to do this.
This is my entrance theme every time that we do a show, man.
What the hell am I doing?
How rude of me.
Hold on.
This is so rude of me.
Oh, first call me.
Bye.
Yo, you ready?
I'll send you an invite right now, faggot.
But.
You faggots know what time it is.
We in here, boyos!
We're in here now!
I got to send fresh an invite to the Discord.
I really am banding.
Yeah, niggas bad me.
Whenever I'm around, they see me walk.
They hear me talk.
Yo, what up?
What's up faggot?
We got a game scrub.
We in here for the long haul now.
Let's go baby.
I'm going to get an energy drink real quick.
You know how I'm calling them, pig?
I swear to you, bro.
This chair is so comfortable, bro.
I could play games all day on this.
I don't know about it.
I got all the together voices over those who have life to.
If you want me to do it, stand firm still.
Also, a wonderful voice.
It's interesting.
What?
What's that noise?
Alright, let's go faggots
Let's go faggots Good shit, Fresh.
Good shit.
Fuck that drunk rat.
Bitch ass nigga, that's one dead on their team.
We can push him, bro.
Watch out.
Doomfist misses punch, dude.
He sucks.
Kill the black!
He's running.
He's running.
He's running, he sucks!
Oh shit!
Alright.
Not every day gives you a second chance.
Alright, we got one tick.
I'm coming back fresh.
Shit, alright.
You got me.
Alright, I'm gonna just group up.
Just group up.
So yeah guys, you don't want to run in there ever.
When you don't have your team.
You guys ready?
See, these kids are idiots.
They're overreaching.
This Doomfist is retarded.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Idiot.
Mercy's trying to res him.
Mercy's trying to res him.
I'm trying to keep you alive, though.
Oh my god, bro.
Shit.
It's like a mercy.
That wasn't my best shot.
What the fuck?
Shit.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm healing you.
What the fuck?
Get this nigga!
Bro, what the fuck?!
How's he just sitting in our back line and nobody kills him, bro?
He's dead now.
Alright.
He's dead.
Alright.
Alright, two down on her team.
Two down.
Uh, she just rezzed.
Oh no no we're good, just doofus.
Let's go.
Let them out.
Oh shit.
Missed me.
They're alive for me.
Get in the field, get in the field, get in the field!
WHAT?!
Whatever, we got it anyway.
Okay, okay, he punched me with the- Okay, I thought he killed me with the tire for a sec.
Get fucked, Junkrat, you scrub.
Dude is just in the trash, bro.
OC and R's- Nah, Nick, you better die, bro.
Meteor Strike!
Thanks for the help.
Get into the field!
He punched us off the map.
Wow.
Getting our team left, bro.
We had a lever.
That's a good man.
Yeah, yeah, back up, you fucking...
Fuck!
Bro.
Talk about bad luck, bro.
She res me right into attack visor.
Bro, what the fuck?
Yeah, we had a kid just quit.
Look at this.
They're just sitting in our spawn, bro.
This is annoying as fuck, man.
Yeah, whatever, man.
This dude really quit the game like a faggot, bro.
Thanks fresh for ending the win streak bag Yeah, man, there's nothing you can do here. there's nothing you can do here.
They're just We're down a player like...
Soldier on our team left on a Y.
Like niggas are literally just camping in our spawn bro.
Fucking faggots man.
Fucking fresh.
Oh my god, bro.
Too much damage.
I couldn't even heal it.
This nigga joined the game back now?
Oh my god.
Alright, alright.
Let's see what we can do.
We got 20 seconds, bro.
bro.
Wow, bro.
Bro, you know what?
We're gonna hold these- We're gonna full hold these faggots.
They won't even get the point, man.
We're gonna full hold these scrubs.
That's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna full hold this shit.
Fucking faggots, man.
man let's see here what we got with chats if anything mar do anirl stream and hit a pedestrian with the sweet chin music *scoffs* That's from Young Phlegm.
One day, my friend.
Hey brother, happy birthday for the first.
Mine is the second.
Damn, we are both 34 already.
I'm heading off to Turkey in August.
You know why.
And that's from Damien Rochester.
Shout out to you, bro.
And then Don Draper says the rape train continues.
Yes, it does.
Even though Fresh fucked it up.
I grew up Hebrew-Israelite.
Them boys been the enemy as long as I can remember.
Fake Jews.
Tribes of Israel getting in decline here.
Okay.
So, how'd you call those heists?
Alright, we just gotta hold this shit, bro.
This nigga really left the game and came back, man.
The only way we can do this, we gotta full hold this shit.
Alright.
Full hold time.
Doofus being a faggot already.
He dead.
He's an idiot on our team.
Bro, why was that nigga up there, bro?
Bad positioning Bad positioning mono Roh, what the fuck, man?
Oh, man.
The two DPS on our team are fucking trash, bro.
They're the first ones to die, man!
Damn niggas are garbage at this shit, bro.
This is Alex, kid.
This is fucking trash, bro.
Objective loss.
Yeah, man.
What the fuck, bro?
This isn't even a good character, bro.
Our team fucking sucks, man.
These sorry-ass niggas on our team, bro.
Fucking garbage, man.
Yo, our DPS were the first two to die, bro.
Did you notice that?
Yeah.
We got unlocked with personal leaving, but...
And they suck, too.
They suck and they left.
Goddamn, man.
So awkward, bro.
So fucking annoying, bro.
This game be tilting me sometimes because of that shit, man.
Dude just be trash Oh Oh Oh Oh Hey, well I don't know why they're talking fuck all that shit That's how they want me to come Back up, fuck up That's the way it go I'ma hit this cut, you hit that cover, I don't know which way to go
Got some information that you bitch niggas will hate the noise Niggas talk that shit but they don't even know who made the ho Drop a bag on your head, my shooters get paid to blow Fuck around and slide through the o Like I'm from the o Let off 23 to 7 mo That's how I call for boy T-Y ain't get shot inside his head but he ain't make it through They got so many dead niggas Bitch I don't know who to smack Take lil' boo to go I can see him through the smoke Ayy, caught his ass coming out the crib
Shot him through the door Tweaking off the mirrors I think lil' Steve coming through the floor Uh, he got caught in traffic Waldo ain't get to finish his steps Uh, he on the internet laughing cappin' D-I got caught with Adam Fuck yo, homie dead Uh, you heard what I said Fuck yo, homie dead Fuck yo, homie dead Alright You niggas hoes to me You couldn't even get close to no I keep my heater is right now Alright, let's do this shit.
Go!
So, guys, another thing that I do for my hair is I put the hair foam in my shit.
And then I brush that shit in.
Another day, another battlefield.
I wanted to go to the beach earlier, but some maniacs told all the volleyball nets.
Why would someone do that?
Unless they had a brilliant plan.
Alright.
This will not be won without sacrifice.
Be ready.
They got a Reinhardt.
I can see his axe.
Alright.
Nigga said fuck ducks.
Man, y'all some hatin' ass dudes, man.
I like both.
I'ma play the King Von version of Exposing Me After.
Don't worry.
Stop the payload.
They can't request you.
Leave me here.
Oh, shit.
OK, they got a Sojourn.
Activating.
Oh, shit.
OK, they got a Sojourn.
Activating.
Oh, shit.
And they got a Hanzo too, bro.
There's a Hanzo in the room on the right, Walt.
All right.
I On top Are you
Bro Yo, I died bro The fuckin' and the Hanzo got our Junkrat.
Just you and I think you mercy and reaper I think right now, bro I'm healing you I'm shooting this Reinhardt back for you.
Trying to heal you, bro.
You gotta run out of there, though.
Reiner's one.
Reiner's one.
I'm healing you.
I'm healing you.
Fuck that nigga up, bro.
Fuck that nigga up.
Fuck that nigga up!
Oh shit, he getting pocketed.
That's long.
Oh my god, bro.
This nigga really chasing me.
Our team sucks, man.
Alright, me and Reaper got the Rhine.
*Sounds of the Rhyme* Good finish, well, good finish.
I got window.
Watch out for the Hanzo.
I'm healing you bro.
I'm healing you.
Oh shit.
Bruh.
Yeah, I'm so My heart still beating so let's go Ladies and gentlemen, start your engine What the fuck?
Reinhardt weak, bro.
He's getting healed by the Moira, but...
Yeah, go for the Moira.
I'm healing you.
Mercy won.
Got her.
Yeah, I'm trying to heal you fresh.
I'm trying to heal you fresh.
Oh god, man.
I'm about to die, nigga, trying to save your sorry ass.
Holy fuck!
You should have been died, nigga!
I'm a god!
Fuck you, Hanzo, you fucking scrub.
Fucking faggot.
Wanna be wanna be fucking Robin Hood ass nigga man Okay That's a better matchup for you, right?
Yeah.
Well, I mean first oh yeah Get a reaper
Oh What Bro!
Look how sorry this nigga is, man!
Fuck!
Yo, there's a Hanzo up top behind you, man.
Damn, what a fucking faggot, man.
Why would you be there?
Scrub!
- Get off for no one. - Keep moving, I'm talking. - I'm shooting that I'm talking. - I'm shooting that D.Va. - I'm talking to the mech.
*Mario's voice* What?
Yo!
This nigga's a faggot, man!
Scrub!
*Gunshot* Oh man.
We're almost done.
They're gonna die again.
D.Va's already half health.
Good shit.
We're melting these faggots, man.
About to fuck him up right now.
Got him, grub.
Where are we going?
Hey, nigga, you solo ulted her?
I guess huh?
Winston get fucked idiot!
Lucille?
Man, Hanzo!
Yo, what the...
Get this nigga outta here, man!
Team kill.
Alright, we won that.
Well, we got him.
We got him good.
Alright.
They don't want this power.
They don't want this power!
Yeah, sorry ninjas, we didn't do the IRL earlier, bro.
We ran late man Seven hour That's my battery run up with the stick and smoked him like a leaf that I can up to see for walking up the street please stop talking Oh Sure right.
No, a brand-new graves like we do it for scrap.
We didn't fuck the money man six money change Alright.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
You guys ready?
Yes, bro.
Alright.
They got Ryan.
So Jordan on the right, bro.
Yo anytime you see Blue on her gun like that bro, she's lining up her real gun.
So just like move out the way.
Don't let her hit you with the one shot.
Mercy dead.
Answer Joran.
Oh, what a trap!
I'm moving payload.
Hanzo's running.
Where's payload?
Right here, bro.
I've been on it by myself all this time.
Oh, this dude just died.
Hanzo and Bastion.
Hanzo and Bastion.
He has a mercy pocket, annoying fuck, and...
Oh my god, they're all over us, man.
Yo, there's a Ryan right in front of you, Walt.
He's weak as shit.
Alright.
Brian on the left.
Shield's about to break.
Shield broken.
Shield broken.
Easy.
Clap him up.
I got you.
Oh shit, that nigga nano.
I'll die from a...
Fuck!
Bastion.
I want you to... I want you to...
This Hanzo sucks on the other team, bro.
He fucking sucks.
Wow!
Wow!
I threw the immortality field right before I died.
Save the Reaper.
It's Reaper.
What's up, Ripper?
Bastard is fun, fuck!
I don't know how he didn't die.
He's on the right.
Let's get him.
Let's get him, Walt.
He's dead.
Hanzo just used a storm arrow.
Someone on the left here.
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Who was it, Ana?
Bitches 1 HP.
Ryan is 2.
Fuck you faggot.
I got the immortality field up.
Get in it.
Okay.
I don't know how you're still alive, Wubble.
We're keeping you up, nigga.
You should have died a minute ago Yeah, so close
Fucking faggots, man Shit Yo, we're right on that shit, man.
I see an enemy.
This Reaper's just like hiding, waiting for an opera.
He probably has ult.
Yeah.
Oh, he died.
Bastion weak as hell.
Ryan's coming towards...
Yo, Ryan is...
He's not looking at you.
I'm shooting him with you, bro.
We're pocketing you.
You can kill him.
You could kill him.
Ryan Shield breaking.
There's a Hanzo shoot.
I'm in too, man.
She's our ultimate.
Oh, let's go.
OK.
I'm backing up.
I got my ultimate.
All right.
More questions.
We got it, bro.
He could die.
Ryan dead?
Bastion gone?
Big heals.
Big heals.
Big plays.
Morgan dead?
Just Lucio.
Just Lucio.
Kill this nigga, bro.
Can't shoot him Camera Oh My god Fuck Damn it!
Yo, Hanzo to your side, bro!
Hanzo to your right!
your right huddle to your right dude oh my god bro What the fuck, man?
Aww, man!
This kid fucking sucks, dude!
Yo, our Junkrat was trash, bro!
He didn't do shit, bro.
He didn't do nothing!
I have just as much damage as him!
He fucking sucks, man!
Faggot!
That's 37 kills, bro.
Fucking garbage, man!
These kids queue up his DPS and they fucking suck!
Every time!
Trash!
Wow!
We need a full team, man.
Observer says, happy birthday, minor.
I can't believe you guys did seven hours of call-in the show.
Going to be a good listening during overtime.
By the way, please don't do the rating segments on After Hours anymore.
Women's always lies.
SMH. Yeah, I know.
It's annoying, bro.
Myron, fans of 2021.
My legal name is Myron, by the way.
Is Icy Wife number two?
Be real.
Hella breedable and submissive.
No.
What the fuck?
No.
Prepare for battle.
Let's go on that game, bro.
Oh, my God, dude.
Niggas are trash, bro.
Yo, I keep getting healer, bro.
I'm gonna have to start queuing up his DPS, bro, because these niggas are not cutting it, bro.
They're fucking terrible, bro.
Really bad.
Fucking trash, man.
37 kills, bro.
Our Junkrat was terrible, bro.
He didn't do enough damage, man.
I had as much damage as him!
What the fuck is Baptiste, bro?
Nigga trash, man.
That Junkrat should have been like...
Sorry, that Reinhardt shouldn't have been able to play.
His shield should have always been destroyed.
I was doing more damage than him, man.
Nigga's trash, bro.
Damn, man.
Kids are so fucking bad at this game, man.
And they get one of the most important spots, man.
They get DPS. Some niggas are trash, bro.
You need a full team, bro.
No, man.
Bro, we're not gonna...
If you play a full team, then you play against other full teams, and we're gonna lose, bro.
Another good person, then.
We need a competent DPS. That's what we need.
Bastion on the side.
Got him.
Arrest on one shot.
Alright.
We're not losing this one, bro.
Fuck this shit, man.
Shit pissed me off though.
They're gonna run around the back.
They got a Roadhog now too.
Soldier's trying to flank around the back.
Roadhog on the bridge.
Him and Bastion.
Oh, that's a good ult.
Someone's shooting us in the back.
Yeah, there's a Soldier behind us.
Get fucked, idiot.
Oh shit!
Oh my god, man.
Bastion on point, bro.
Bastion on point.
Bastion on point, man.
These are ultimate.
Niggas name is Lil Juju.
Ah shit, bro.
I'm trying to just drop heals in there and see if it hits you.
Got her.
There's a window.
Oh!
Last thing came back.
Oh, you're freaking out.
I killed two of them, though.
It's okay, we got this.
Get fucked, idiot!
They got a Widowmaker now.
I had to use that window to kill that...
that fucking dude.
Oh, that's fine.
Almost back.
Niggas didn't even get all the point.
Oh, he's gonna ult.
I still died?!
The immortality field down.
We got it Niggas are trash.
Melted.
Melted, bro.
Melted like some hot chocolate.
Let's fucking go!
Yo, nigga said I'm playing a game with little kids.
Bro, you guys do realize I think the average Overwatch player is in their 30s, right?
Alright, one more win and we got this shit, man.
Yeah, this is the base chat, man.
You're not with the times, man.
We're somewhere else.
Oh, dude, we gotta win this game, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
I'm fucking pissed, bro.
We lost two games in a row for no fucking reason, bro.
One because this nigga quit, and then another one because our fucking Junkrat was absolutely fucking trash.
Fucking faggot, man.
Roadhog, he's looking for a hook.
Roadhog, he's looking for a hook.
Roadhog has no hook.
Use it right?
Oh shit, no.
What?
Damn it.
Oh my god, they got a Sombra.
Oh no.
The Sombra hacked the health packs.
They were all dead.
All dead.
Yep.
Back up man, back up, back up, back up.
Let's get your arms down.
Dead.
That's two big ones.
Fuck this Roadhog up.
There we go.
melted scrub.
Alright, nice-nice.
Now the Mercy's staggered.
Sombra.
Get up there.
Yo, yo, yo!
You guys are way too forward!
Back up, dude!
Back up!
What the fuck are niggas doing?
Not some dead.
He's weak, bro.
Finish him off.
Back up, back up.
You know what?
I got a window.
We can hold him here if we need to.
I got a window.
Niggas are gonna be scared to fuck in.
Yeah, I'm not the rock real quick Wow Back up.
Oh yeah, use the window and then back up.
They're going right for the healers, man.
Fucking tag it, bro.
Oh, look!
This Junkrat used the tire for once.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you might need to back up a bit.
That Roadhog is...
I got it.
Oh, you got it?
Okay.
Okay, I'm coming back right now to y'all Back up back up back up Remember, guys, we don't have numbers.
Two of our teammates died.
Let's get it to 99 at least.
drunk round on point yo drunk round behind you guys I threw you in our mortality field wall.
I would've killed you, Rafa.
Warrior keeps killing.
I'm healing you too.
Oh shit!
I can't die, Batsh!
This sorry-ass nigga can't aim.
Get fucked!
Bro, more to skip these niggas so hard, bro.
YOLO time.
Oh shit!
Roadhog and Bastion just hiding on point, bro.
Roadhog and Bastion just hiding on point.
Get fucked, faggot!
Let's go!
GG. Wheel.
Oh, that nigga blew you up, goddamn!
Shit, bro.
How do you stop that, bro?
You should have blocked.
That nigga Al Qaeda'd them, bro. - Victor! - Victor!
*playing sound* There we go.
We got a W, baby.
See?
We went from having a shitty junk rat to a good one.
You have been signed for six days due to multiple reports of abusive chat from other players.
This is so gay, bro.
Hey, Walt, let me try this.
Let me try this.
Let me sign out of Overwatch and try signing in.
Sometimes I'm able to circumvent that shit.
Hold on.
Exits the desktop.
All right, Ninjas, let me try this.
Hold on.
Hold on.
101 second inches.
You know.
You ain't never shot no running purse.
You niggas bitches.
Where y'all purses?
Where y'all purses?
Hold on.
Opening Overwatch back up, guys.
How that's working?
Man, I wouldn't be surprised if they start twerking.
Told them stay in tune, bitch.
I work.
Please don't think shit chicken.
in this ain't church.
Tired of putting niggas in these hearse.
I should get a million for these hearse.
I was photographing.
I already know how this shit going.
Hold on, guys.
Alright, cool.
Got my flick on me, got my Back the fuck up All you bop-ass hoes All you goofy-ass niggas Nemo, stop wearing that fake-ass shit I'm joking Alright Let's see here I got Overwatch back up open.
Hold on.
What the fuck?
Give me one second, guys.
I'm trying to...
Oh, it opened up over here.
No wonder.
Okay.
My bad, guys.
Opened up on the wrong screen.
Let me move that shit over.
Yo, I might play League with Chris.
Nah, man.
Fuck that shit.
League is gay.
It's fun, man.
Hell nah, man.
That shit gay.
Come on, man.
I'm not playing that faggotry.
Nigga, Overwatch is gay.
Nigga.
No.
League is gay.
League of Legends?
That shit's dope.
Bro.
League of Legends is gay, bro.
Bro.
Orgwatch is the gayest game sentence.
Oh, we back in the chat, bro.
Look, I circumvented that shit.
Oh, yeah, you're back.
All right.
All right.
Let's get off Discord.
Actually, you know what?
Don't get off the Discord.
Just mute it.
Yeah, let me just mute it.
Hold on.
We did it, boys.
We got it!
Oh my god.
I'm about to get banned again.
Alright.
You didn't mute it, bro.
I muted myself just now, fag.
We good.
Now you did.
Yeah.
Alright, cool.
We lit, we lit.
What if you get banned for that?
Yeah, well, whatever.
I mean, it's not my fault that they don't got their shit set.
Hey, man.
Alright.
League of Legends then, at that point, if you get banned.
Legends.
Oh shit.
Now arriving at the...
Prepare to attack.
Selecting you.
On my way.
Oh Another day another battlefield.
Yeah, oh boy Shut up, faggot.
All right, let's go on to team chat.
Each one a meditation You don't like my voice, bro Can I have your bow?
As far as that.
No.
I will snap it in half with my final breath.
Not bad.
Goku the goat commented, fuck you, might not be back next week for the roast.
I lost because I was talking too much.
I didn't even...
Chris tried to roast 3v1.
I'm gonna destroy you tetherballs.
Nigga, we're not acknowledging you until you drop your Instagram, nigga.
Fuck outta here, man.
I think I want to try to roast but don't want to show himself, man.
Oh man.
Yo, why is this Reinhardt in our backline? why is this Reinhardt in our backline?
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Bro, these niggas are in our back line, huh?
Reinhardt's trying to pin somebody over there.
He's one shot.
Got him.
Lucio dead.
Let's go.
I'm fragging out over here, man.
These dudes are trash.
Alright, three dead on their team.
Let's go.
Three down on her team They got even out of
okay who's so fuck I hate this nigga, man.
Got her, bro.
Oh, you suck.
Oh shit.
Ash up top.
Oh shit.
Come on.
The pain and the liberation arise.
Stand up.
Stand near because we're down to the field.
Nice to be the patient for change.
Yeah, bro, we-- We don't have enough DPS, man.
Okay, I'm backing up.
She's ulting.
I don't know what our Ashe is doing.
She needs to come back This is fucking madness Bro Oh
I'm doing so much fucking damage.
I'm out DPSing the DPS right now.
Niggas are trash.
Uh, Walt, we're not there yet.
We're not there yet, bro.
Where were you, nigga?
I heard from you in a minute.
Yo, we got to touch the point.
We gotta touch the point.
We gotta touch the point.
Let them up!
We're completely healed.
We're neutralizing weapons.
We're alive, folks.
We're alive, guys.
Get into the field!
Alright, I'm on it now.
Oh my god, bro.
Our DPS are fucking trash, bro.
Trash, man.
I got more damage than our fucking Hanzo, man.
Or what is it, Ashe?
Fucking terrible, bro.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Yo, Little Tooth, can you play Mercy, bro?
Can you just play Mercy, please?
Yeah, play Mercy, bro.
Because we're going to need the res.
These kids on our team suck, man.
Another day, another battlefield.
We're gonna need the res, we're gonna need the fucking damage boost and shit, and yeah, man, dudes are just not good at this shit.
This dude was playing Ashe and didn't do fucking jack shit, bro.
I got more damage and you're playing Ashe.
Ashe is fucking...
Like, how do you not have damage as Ashe, bro?
The bitch throws dynamite, nigga.
Like, what the fuck?
Alright, we just gotta hold this shit, bro.
Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still.
But also, avoid the bullets.
My turn.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
A sniper is nearby.
Oh, they got, okay, they got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, play conservatively man.
Bro!
Nigga, how do you die?
Bro!
Oh my god, man!
Alright, I'm gonna focus on just healing you niggas, man.
Yo, whoa!
Turn around, nigga!
You got no game awareness!
There's a fucking D.Va hitting us in the back.
What the?
Symmetra!
Oh my god!
What the f- These really are terrible bro Oh Thank you.
Gotta hold them.
Gotta fucking hold them, man.
This Symmetra's just-- Oh my god, bro.
Kill this fucker Symmetra man!
Good shit, thank God bro.
Fuck, man.
This shit's way harder than it needs to be, man.
Alright.
I'm gonna take high ground over here.
Yo, back up a bit, man, so we can...
D.Va's out of mech.
Fuck her up.
Fuck her up, Walt.
Fuck her up.
I'm pocketing you.
Yo, there's a fucking Moira over here.
There's a Tracer backing up.
She recalled.
She's 1 HP. She ran away.
Back up, back up, back up, what?
Yo, one shot Pharah in the back.
Fuck, man!
Pharah, one shot behind y'all, bro!
Pharah, one shot behind y'all!
Fucking shit man Bro Can we touch it?
Of course not.
That's what happens when you have sorry-ass kids on your team, bro.
Goddamn, man!
Couldn't do shit with the Hanzo or the fucking...
Oh my god, man, niggas are trash, bro.
Nigga, shut the fuck up!
You fucking suck, man!
If you had picked a good character from the beginning, we wouldn't have been in that predicament defending it.
Fuck you talking about?
You fucking suck, man!
You don't say nothing until the end of the game, you fucking faggot.
Hate kids like you.
You fucking scrub, man.
Don't say shit until the end of the game, man.
Fucking faggot.
Yo, nigga, no, it wasn't me.
Yeah, it was you.
You fucking scrub.
You picked a shitty-ass character in the beginning.
That's why we fucking lost.
Fuck this shit.
I ain't playing no more fucking healing with these sorry-ass niggas, man.
God damn dudes are trash How you gonna have less damage than a Baptiste?
That's crazy.
Fucking faggot, man!
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
We got this bro Chris is watching on Twitch You keep saying F word.
He's watching me on Twitch?
Yeah, he said, he said, yo, talk to Myron, he's about effort, man.
I'm trying to watch this nigga.
Yeah, he should have known better, man.
Nigga, we are rubble.
Fuck Twitch.
Well, Fresh needs to win 50 games.
Sorry, ass nigga.
Yeah, Chris, sorry.
Chris, yeah.
Chris needs to lose.
Yeah, Chris needs to win 50 games.
All right, go on to team chat.
All right.
All right, guys.
Let's wreck these scrubs.
Who's in chat?
Who's in here?
Alright, you're in here.
That goes in here, I think.
Okay, and the Ivy's in here, too.
Alright, our Mercy's in here.
Yeah, what's up?
Alright Alright.
Where they at?
Where they at?
They got a Symmetra.
She's trying to put up turrets.
Doomfist!
Doomfist!
Backfist!
Backfist!
Backup!
Backup!
Nigga missed his punch.
Oh my god, bro.
Alright. Alright. Alright. Echo.
Echo got two.
Echo got two.
I'm running back right now.
Good shit, Echo.
Good stuff.
We will take this area together.
We survived.
Doomfist left.
Doomfist.
Doomfist on point. Doomfist on point.
Kill this fuckin' African booty scratcher.
Tracer?
Oh, good shit.
Good shit, alright!
We good, we good, we got this shit.
Alright.
Call out where they at.
Heal fresh CEOs, bum ass.
Heal me!
Niggas say, heal me!
I see the Ana.
Whoa!
Doomfist!
Doomfist anti-healed on the right!
And there's a tracer behind you, Walt.
Doomfist!
Doomfist leak!
What?!
How'd I die?!
At full health!
Bro!
I've seen tougher spots.
I fucking hate this map, dude.
I really do hate this fucking shit.
Kill this Doomfist, man!
Punch that nigga!
Don't fist leak!
Oh my, bro he keeps getting fucking healed man.
Alright, yo Walt you're in that point alone man.
I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
Yo, this Doomfist is a fucking faggot, man.
Still got some fight in here.
This nigga go- Bro.
What are you doing, nigga?
What are you doing?
Just let me die He slept I Fucking faggot.
Let's go, man.
Let's get the next point, man.
I got a visor, man.
This shit pissing me off, bro.
Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
I think a couple of them are on it already.
Ana weak on there?
What the?
She nano'd the fucking tracer, man.
Do him, faggot. faggot.
He ran away.
She's 1 HP over there.
Got her.
You got it.
Oh.
Thank you.
This is fucking pissing me off, man.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
Get the point, get the point.
Alright, we got it, we got it.
I'm coming back right now, bro.
This Doomfist is a smurf, man.
Fucking faggot, bro.
Hey, come up on the right.
Tracer stuck you.
I got you with the heal.
Use my healing pad.
Tracer?
Oh!
Got you.
Tracer gone.
Fucking annoying ass whore.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
This glitch split the map in half.
Yo, Ana!
Good pin.
Good.
Let's go, Walt!
Mercy trying to go in...
This nigga is so annoying, bro.
Fuck you, faggot.
We got point.
Fucking scrub.
What the fuck?
Is that McCree?
Yeah, McCree.
McCree, one shot to your right.
This nigga fanning the hammer.
Wow.
Okay, good shit, we got him.
Kariko.
Oh, what a pin!
Let's go to this nigga Goldberg in 1997!
Let's get the next point I'm a free week And there's a Kareko to the side.
Got her.
We got to get this next point, guys.
What are we doing?
Come on, let's go.
This nigga's getting mercy over here.
It's Symmetra. Symmetra. Symmetra.
Symmetric gone.
Mercy dead?
Oh shit, Symmetra in here.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Fucking...
Bro, I killed like three of them, man!
Get the point, please!
Fuck!
Wow, bro!
Alright, just let it go.
Just let it go.
We lost that one for no fucking reason, man.
Next one.
Alright, I'm here.
We still got 20 seconds until this show opens up.
I'm gonna take the high ground.
Where are they coming from?
Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds.
Alright.
I got Visor by the way, so...
Alright.
I'm backing up.
Symmetra on point, one shot.
Got her.
What?
Where?
Oh, I see him.
Get fucked, bitch.
Watch out, Ana. Ana.
There's gonna be a Doomfist to your right, bro!
Bro, back up.
Do it for us on the right.
Doomfist on the right!
Yeah, that nigga ran.
Fucking faggot.
Going for Sunrise, jumping in.
He's jumping in.
He's weak as fuck.
Mercy dead, she res the Doomfist, though.
The fag fist This nigga will not die, bro Yo, Reinhardt on point!
I mean, sorry, uh, fucking...
We're coming back, Walt, we're coming back.
Shit, man, I'm coming back.
And I'm gonna meter a strike.
This niggas nanoed.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
All right Don't miss one doofus one doofus one Don't let him fucking live man Bro Everyone heal up
I Doofus one!
Doofus one on point!
Doofus one on point, bro!
Swing back at him, Walt!
Good high noon, good high noon.
There, McCree on the right, McCree on the right!
*Making up* Doofus on point!
Doofus!
Fuck this shit!
Y'all niggas dying today, bro!
Y'all niggas dying today!
Fuck this shit!
You fucking faggots are dying today, man!
Do for some point We got it Now you're gonna die, you fucking faggot!
Let's go, man.
This nigga's a smurf, man.
Man, he's a fucking faggot!
I'm feeling spry.
This is not fun.
Flashpoint a lot intense.
Hey here.
Yup, Kariko.
And McCree.
Symmetric turrets.
Watch out!
Yeah, you about to die today, nigga!
You about to die today!
They're literally pocketing the fuck out this faggot, man.
*Fields on low* Get fucked!
You fucking faggot!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Get this point!
Get this fucking point, man.
I'm not losing these sorry-ass niggas.
The Symmetra weak.
I think she just jumped off the map.
Trash.
McCree over here!
McCree over here!
One shot on him.
Oh, he's nano-ed.
He's nano-ed.
He's nano-ed.
This nigga suck, man.
Fanning the hammer and shit, man.
Lucky shot.
Good shit, good shit, good shit.
I'm coming back, bro.
Watch out for that meteor strike.
He's by himself, though.
Y'all should be able to kill him.
Fuck his ass up.
Nigga trying to run?
Where the fuck is he?
Oh, no, he fell off.
He fell off.
He sucks.
Sorry, ass nigga.
They got a junk right now.
Symmetra 1 HP, get fucked bitch.
Here's Doomfist.
Doofus coming in.
Doofus coming in.
Let's fucking go!
You fucking faggot!
Let's fucking go!
Nigga trash!
Karate!
You suck!
Let's fucking go!
Faggot!
This nigga trash!
Roll that fucking...
Dude is fucking garbage!
I'm kinda insane!
No, you suck!
Karate, you fucking faggot.
Still a silver forge.
Trash, bro.
This game is trash.
Bro, I know.
Bro, I know. I know.
Fucking monkey fist got rocked!
What happened?
They're DMing China.
Oh, did they buy you a bracelet?
Shut your ass up, nigga.
Niggas are DMing bra- Wow, bro.
Really?
I'm like, bro, y'all niggas are weird, bro.
Man.
They wanted her to say yes so bad.
Oh my god.
Yo, the thing I've realized, bro, is that they're never going to accept that you didn't buy the bracelet, bro.
They're never going to accept that shit, bro.
Like, that's fucking weird, bro.
Probably the Reddit niggas, too.
Oh, go on a team.
Alright.
You guys here?
Let's rock these scrubs.
Let's go!
The fuck?
The hell was that, man?
You a weirdo, nigga.
Oh, shit.
They got Widow.
They got Widow.
Okay, I'm gonna drop down.
Yo, my man, you got your like speeches on my other side.
Shake your hands, don't do your mic.
Yo, there's a Sombra right here.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Damn power.
Oh.
This push is expectable.
Sorry guys, my fucking mouse died, bro.
Holy shit.
That's why I stood still there.
Where would you?
Oh no.
Alright If I'm still Widowmaker has walls.
Alright.
Alright.
Sombra weak.
Sombra behind.
Got him.
I'm a man on a mission.
Stay out of my way.
Get fucked idiot.
Widowmaker.
What the fuck?
Oh, she's above and behind us.
Widowmaker up top.
little maker up top alright they're popping a bunch of ults Back up, back up.
Yo, Ana, do we got nano?
Don't blow it now.
Don't blow it now.
I'm about to die here.
Yeah.
Alright, we got it for the next fight.
Alright, I'm right behind you.
Alright, get ready, give it to me now.
Let's go, push in wall, push in.
Good sleep.
She nano'd him!
What the?
Please kill his ass, bro.
Kill him, kill him, kill that nigga, bro.
What the fuck man?
He didn't die?
Widowmaker.
Yo, there's a Widowmaker to the left, bro.
I got her, but fucking...
Oh my god, man.
Alright.
redeploying Ana weak.
By the chart.
cart.
Alright, that tire should fuck up a couple of them.
Good shit.
Ramatra gone.
I know Widowmaker on the left man Do you guys get her?
She ran.
I got the software.
Nice.
Watch the Widowmaker, man.
Uncle.
All right, Ramatra weak on their team - Ramatra weak on their team -
I'm still standing. - Well, do you know how to play Winston?
bro?
Huh?
We need to put pressure on this Widowmaker, bro.
Torb, what the fuck are you...
Oh, okay, she nanoed this nigga.
Heroes never die.
Yeah, I think that's huge.
I don't know what other things doing Kill a man Got him.
Let's go.
Let's push this shit back, man.
We gotta get this Widowmaker off the high ground, bro.
She keeps sniping us and shit.
Yeah, but she's gonna respawn.
Gotta go through the back.
Yo, if I die again, I'm just gonna swap Kiri, and I'm gonna just pressure Widow.
That'll be really helpful, actually.
Do we got Nano?
Widow's right behind us to the left.
Yep, I see her.
I see her.
Put pressure on her.
Yo, we got Nano?
So, I'm just behind us, too.
I use Nano to keep the fucking...
Oh, okay.
That's fine.
Sombra 1!
Sombra 1, Torb!
Sombra 1, Torb!
Oh my god.
This nigga solo ulted me, man.
Fucking Scrugg!
Fuck.
Never mind.
The fucking Lightbeam got in the way.
I tried to sleep, but I'm just kidding.
They'll regret that.
Alright, this shit is still winnable, guys.
Dude, I can't really do what I want to do because this Widowmaker is taking the high ground and I can't fucking, like, take the high ground that I want.
See?
Like, she just put...
Can you put pressure on her, Kuriko?
Just jump on her and just...
Okay, visor time.
She's up there right now Ramatra 1 HP man Oh Yo!
Dude, I thought you said you got this widow, man!
Bro!
Man...
Yo.
Yo, Walt.
Walt.
Yo.
Yo, you gotta learn how to play Winston, bro.
When there's a Widowmaker like that, you gotta learn how to play Winston, bro.
You heard?
I don't like him, man.
Nigga, it doesn't matter what you like.
You gotta play what the team needs, faggot.
Nigga, Reinhardt or a matchup, bro?
That's low IQ speaking.
Bro, you gotta play the counter to make that bitch get off her playing fucking Widowmaker, bro.
Nigga said I don't like him.
What does that?
What?
I don't like him, man.
Nigga!
It doesn't matter what you...
You gotta learn to play Winston, bro.
Because if you don't learn the fucking...
This dumbass Widowmaker will fuck us up every time, bro.
This nigga said, oh, I got her.
I was like, okay, sweet.
Then I went out in the light and I got fucking sniped, bro.
Oh, I got her, bro.
Okay, nice.
Then I get sniped two seconds later, bro.
Hello?
It's Reinhardt.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Man.
Alright, go on the team.
If I was tank, bro, if I was tank, I would have switched to Winston right away, man.
That's the thing that sucks sometimes with this roll queue shit.
shit you can't switch.
The other thing that's annoying about silver and bronze bro is like kids notoriously smurf at this level too.
So like, they're really diamonds and fucking...
They're diamonds and masters and GMs and shit like that, but they smurf on...
They smurf.
They learn new other...
They learn other characters on other accounts.
So like, that's the problem also with Silver, is like, you get smurfs, bro, and that shit's annoying as fuck.
Like right now, that Widow was a smurf, and so was the fucking...
the Doomfist.
Thanks.
Soldier, 1 HP.
10 HP, finish him off, Genji.
Nice pin.
Turn around, bro.
There's a Sigma right behind you, Walt.
Got him.
Perico.
Melted.
We got it.
We just ran through them.
them they suck.
Oh they got Pharah.
Oh.
Pharah, one shot!
This nigga really gonna chase me, man.
Sigma weak.
Sigma weak.
Finish drop, Genji.
You know what?
Let's go.
Heal me up.
Visor time.
Let's go, nigga.
What's up?
Yeah, you better run, faggot.
Heroes never die.
Sarah won.
A check.
Affirmative.
Get your knees here!
Oh shit.
These kids are getting rolled!
Let's fucking go man!
One shot on Baptiste Oh Oh, no!
Fucking scrub If I'm still standing You know that pair has all bro I've got men
Your payload is under my position Join me You can't stop You're just moving the payload?
Nicky's gotta turn around.
Oh shit this isn't good.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
For the Crusaders!
Not good enough.
The Dresden!
He knows he never bought it!
Oh shit!
I don't know what that's right.
I don't know what that's right.
Please!
Get fucked, idiot.
Alright, let's go.
Pay attention or you'll wind up.
Score.
Yo, you just snuck it, bro?
Like you fucking were moving the payload Sneaky fresh I'm black man
They said they wanted the darkness.
Yo, you said you got a car rally this morning?
Oh shit, 10am?
What time you gotta leave?
You sure?
Alright.
Let's make this quick Plus these things either lose all right Hey, we need a whole frame Old frame, guys.
Old frame.
A whole frame, guys.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
Defend objective A.
He's out of here.
They got a pharmacy.
This is going to be already a bit of pain.
I already know.
Biotics too.
He's already dead.
Baptiste one shot.
Of course he's dead.
Okay.
Pharah running.
Okay.
Taking high ground again.
Farrow drop down.
Bastion one shot.
We might need to back up a bit, back up a bit, back up a bit, back up a bit.
Sigma weak.
Where's the Pharah?
Where's the Pharah?
Oh, okay Yeah, fair.
You better back the fuck up, bitch.
Oh my god, this bastard's getting pocketed.
Fuck!
Man, where's my pocket, bro?
Sorry-ass Bastion, man.
I think they got it.
I think they got that one.
The name's Cassidy.
Objective lost.
What do you think?
Stop the payload.
Get fucked!
Get fucked, you scrub!
Let's go!
I'm on the high drive, y'all niggas know what time it is?
Oh, fuck!
Damn it, man!
She res that sorry-ass nigga, man.
They'll regret that.
Justice rains from above *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Oh my god dude
*Gunshot* *Gunshot* Anyvention 15:40 ...
dorothy 3: Are, we gonna try to contest this?
Bitch.
Are you touching it?
Okay, they got it.
They got it.
It's fine.
She rezzed the Pharah.
Watch out because the Baptiste is shooting you out from the right I think Holy shit Fine now I think it's hot though
I want to use some assistance Sigma on the left here.
Shit.
Where's our...
Where the fuck are you, nigga?
What are you doing?
You're beating off?
I'm gonna try to make a play on my I'mma fucking go behind these niggas and visors them.
Baptiste gone.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's go.
Alright.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Mercy right here, one shot.
Nice dagger.
Yeah, they're going left-hand side, I think.
Yep, they're coming on left.
left.
Get fucked, retard!
Fast and one, man.
Finish him off.
There's a parachute in the back, though.
Oh my god bro, I can't find out.
What the fu-?
Ahhhhhh.
Alright, he got the Bastion.
Surrender to my Kill that Sigma.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck him up, Wall.
Good shit.
Baptiste trying to run.
Get fucked, idiot.
Farrah's the last one on the right.
Farrah on the right.
with mercy What the fuck is she?
Oh, this Bastion's out of position.
You could die, nigga.
Fucking retard.
Good shit.
I got visor.
Alright.
Wait, he's back?
Sigma?
They got wind up.
Get fucked, Baptiste, you fucking scrub!
Pharah weak as hell.
Pharah behind us weak.
She's behind- Yeah, guys, she's in that room on the right.
She's on that room on the right.
Mercy trying to res!
Got her!
Let's go!
Barrow in HP, let's go!
These dudes are trash!
Get fucking clapped faggots Let's fucking go man Niggas are trash!
I'm out here, bro!
You fucking know what time it is?
What are you talking about?
I ain't do shit, nigga.
I'm out here killing people.
Carried your sorry ass, nigga.
Bruh, I was carrying your sorry ass.
Hey man, I carried you too, bruh.
You ain't carrying nothing, man.
You suck.
I carried you on my shoulder.
My back was hurting.
Heh, okay.
Listen.
I'm tired of carrying my sons, man.
Heh.
I carry you on the podcast too, bro.
Come on, man.
I'll play with him.
All right.
On pitch real quick.
Ramatra speaks to you.
Every soldier needs a cause.
I remember we had burns here under deep cover for about six years.
Alright, going to social team.
She got so good at cards, she quit Overwatch and played full time.
Alright.
Aggression is no substitute for identity.
Reckon that's true, but they have both.
Alright, so I'm gonna play the high ground here again, but if they got a Widow, I gotta...
I can't.
I'm gonna back off.
- Five, four, three, two, one.
- Push the talk or your microphone. - Attackers, incoming.
- More master.
- Do they got Widow or they got?
Okay, they got Soldier.
I can't hear the game because your game is playing too loud.
Oh, they got Widow.
Bro, I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
I'm streaming right now, so...
Alright, I'll mute you.
Yeah, mute me.
I'm streaming, faggot.
I don't know what to tell you.
They got Hanzo too.
*Bang* Their soldiers are weak.
Hanzo, 1 HP!
Hanzo, 1 HP!
Walt, right to your left!
Right to your left!
Hanzo, weak as fuck to your left!
Nigga, turn around!
Got him.
Yeah, you better run, nigga Where would you all?
Oh Oh, Lord!
Oh, Lord!
Affirmative.
Okay, I just think of chasing me.
I've got you in my sight.
Idiot.
Oh shit!
Fuck him up Walt!
Whoa!
Get fucked, idiot!
Oh, shit!
Oh, what the fuck?!
Soldier came up from behind us, man.
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Alright.
I'm going to stay in range if you want my children.
Soldier weak over there.
Dragon?
No!
Oh my god, bro.
Snigger, go chase me!
Alright Alright.
One shot, good finish, good finish.
Hanzo, one shot, top middle.
Hanzo one shot, top middle guys.
Hanzo, one shot top middle, guys!
Oh, I didn't mean to do that.
Goddammit.
Uncle mouse and keyboard again Fuck if I had my healing st- Fuck!
Behind you guys, Kuriko, just throwing fucking shurikens, man.
Damn it, bro!
Accidentally hit the heal button.
Fuck they can't get away with this Revenge bitch come here Oh This Hanzo sucks.
Hanzo one shot below!
You fucking lucky faggot!
Poke out again, you scrub.
Hanzo in that room, guys.
Hanzo, one shot! one shot!
Hanzo, one shot!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
Man, this new one, nigga.
- Score, zero to three, switching sides.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
I think you're being overly aggressive while our VPS here is being very passive.
So that is what we're talking about.
Every soldier needs a cause.
I love car races.
High octane.
Burning rubber.
Come.
The three love to chase.
Ooh, battle to the men.
Oh.
Alright, let's win this shit man.
The kids on the other team are fucking trash, bro.
I only hope one day to return the favor.
If they ever need help, we're all screwed.
Help me.
Help me.
Yo, what?
Are you here?
Alright.
Let's go, man.
Let's win this shit, man.
These dudes on the other team are fucking trash, bro.
They got a Bastion, it looks like.
And a Junkrat.
Using full-on fag characters.
Drunkrat weak.
Zen and Mercy.
Zen and Mercy.
Just Zen and Mercy.
Junkrat dead?
This nigga got revived just to die again.
Here we go.
I'm with you all.
I'm with you.
Fuck his ass up.
Fuck his ass up.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go.
Let's go.
The carry is here.
Let's go.
We're running on these monkey ass niggas.
What's up, Hanzo, you fucking faggot?
ultimate is charging yo the junk rat on the left bro Junkrat on the left, guys.
And they got a drunker queen now
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that, bro?
Nigga did all that just to save the drunker queen.
We got it though.
Oh Lord!
Kill this bitch!
Kill this bitch!
She's out of position!
What the?!
Smack the fuck out of her, bro!
Yo, our Bastion sucks, bro.
This dude's not doing no fucking damage, man.
Alright.
Junker Queen gone. - Where they're going, back to the office.
Mercy gone.
I'm what you want let's get this Good pin I Hanzo one!
Hanzo one right here?
Nigga hopping around.
fuck you faggot I'm about to have visor oh Alright, visor time.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Okay then save them They'll regret that The railroad needs to be moved.
Damn it.
These niggas are trash on the other team.
Let's go.
Good shit, good shit.
What the?
Chase and you get replaced, faggot.
Let's go!
What the?
What the?
Get this Junker Queen!
Yo, get her!
Bro, she's by herself!
Man, fuck that bitch up!
We killed the rest of her team!
I rubbed some dirt.
Feel free to join me.
Fire in the hall!
Oh my god, man.
I will keep you safe.
My shield holds you.
Mercy top left.
Mercy top left.
Hanzo too.
Boy, you're by yourself.
You might want to back up, bro.
Your your Jump Junkrat gone.
Nigga, who'd you get with the hammer?
*Buddy* Come on!
Come on!
Let's go!
Where's the team?
Oh my!
Bro, get the fucking Hanzo!
Yo, Bashan, you fucking suck, man!
*sad music* Fuck!
Why do we keep getting scrubs on our team, man?
Fucking trash, bro!
Our life weaver sucked too, man.
There were so many times he pulled me for no reason, bro.
Look at their heels compared to ours.
15,000 and then 13,000.
Goddamn niggas are garbage, man.
Fucking trash, bro.
Well, also, you had a terrible hammer down at the end there.
You ain't get nobody with it.
Yo, move it.
Trash.
Yeah, man.
Amen.
Yes.
Bro, if you had hit that hammer down, we would've won, bro.
You didn't get nobody with that shit.
Well, first off, I was going behind him, and then LifeVaver pulled me away.
And I came from the front.
Yeah, he pulled me away a couple times when I was going to kill people, bro.
I had him line up from the back.
He just pulls me into the dragon.
I'm like, "Bruh, holy..." Oh, man.
Bro, that...
Keep getting sorry-ass teammates, bro.
Healers were trash.
Healers were trash.
Healers were trash.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Now you will see how war can be waged and won.
I do not fight for myself.
We must all find a cause worth fighting for.
I do not fight for myself.
I never have.
I do not fight for myself.
Alright, try not to suck this time, Walt.
Go into team chat.
Sombra, you want to fucking help, dude?
Shoot dismay with me?
Oh my god man.
The objective is now...
I've seen tougher spots.
I hope...
Winston.
Yo, is anybody in the fucking chat, bro?
Well, I can't hear you if you're talking, nigga.
How do y'all keep fucking dying, man? man?
I'm not letting go of the objective.
That's better.
You're not trying to find in me.
We will take that area together.
I'm gonna stand there, but...
Slice.
Fucking team sucks, man.
Team fucking sucks, bro.
Oh.
They're chasing after me.
Bro, we got absolutely fucking destroyed, man.
Hmm?
Yo, are any of you fucking faggots in the chat?
I'm not losing these fucking scrubs, man.
You sorry ass niggas, man.
Fucking scrub, man.
See, bro?
Fucking faggot, man.
Yo, just get on point and fight from point, man.
Always get sorry-ass dudes.
Because here, look.
I'm looking right now.
There's four niggas in the chat, bro.
So pretty much everybody's in here except for one, man.
Just get on point, man.
Get on fucking point, man.
Get right on fucking point.
They got Winston.
Get on point.
Just get on point.
Can we kill this Winston, please?
He's weak as shit.
I got heals right here.
Winston 1H. Bro.
Our fucking team sucks man Bro it was just me and you there man.
Oh I don't know what this junk rat niggas doing, man.
Oh my god, bro.
They got a Widowmaker, man. - You just said GG.
The Junkrat. - He's throwing, bro.
He's not even playing anymore.
He's throwing.
The Baptists have been standing here the whole time still, bro.
See, man?
Yo, this is so annoying, bro.
Like, these niggas really be killing the game, man.
Like, this is not fun, bro.
Like, you got three niggas on the team.
Like, two niggas on the team aren't even playing, bro.
The Baptiste isn't playing and the fucking Junkrat isn't playing, bro.
What the fuck, man?
Fucking faggots, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Let the kitsune guide you.
Redo. Redo. Redo.
Can't really do much, bro.
Two kids on the team aren't playing.
They're trolling.
The Baptists have been standing still the whole time.
Look, he's standing still.
Yeah, bro.
Look at him.
Just look at him.
Just standing still, bro.
fucking faggots man see man kids like that ruin the game bro Like, dudes really fucking ruin the game, man.
Yeah, we gotta get some people in here, man.
Just fuck this shit, bro.
Playing with randos is never fun, man.
Niggas are fucking garbage, bro.
What was his name again?
Magic Pants.
Can't do nothing, bro.
Yeah, any of y'all niggas wanna play?
Join in right now, man.
I don't even wanna queue up another game unless we get at least somebody else in here, bro.
Like, that shit is not fun, bro.
That was fucking miserable just now.
We lost a round for no goddamn reason, bro.
For no fucking reason, man.
Are you good, bro?
He only plays damage.
You don't play anything else but damage?
Nigga don't got a mic.
Bro, you don't got a mic?
All right, man.
Alright, niggas that are watching this stream, if you want to play, let us know, man.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
I'm gonna kick this guy.
He don't got a mic, bro.
No point playing with somebody that don't got a mic.
Nah.
Yeah, nobody on, bro.
Who's this?
Kuriko joined.
What do you play, bro?
Support?
He plays healer.
I don't know if we can queue up.
Yeah, we can't even queue up.
He's too high, huh?
It might be too high.
We'll be high enough if we didn't fucking get D-Rankers and shit, bro.
Yeah.
Yo, bro, you got a smurf, bro?
Yeah, he gone.
You got a smurf, come back in.
He gone, man.
I think you might have a smurf All right, man, whatever.
We'll just queue again.
What can we do, bro?
Here, let me read Rance.
Rance.
All right.
Oh, Chris, he's a monthly supporter.
Shout out to you, Chris, you bum.
Shout out to the ninjas in the chat that see how hard we grind, bro, when we be streaming all this shit.
Thank you.
Hardest work of podcasts in the world, bro.
0522Fresh, what kind of underwear you got on?
What the fuck, nigga?
That's weird.
Young Flam, Aaron C. Pox in the chat, Chris Uliven, Homestead Bum.
Well, welcome to Real Nigger Gaming, guys.
Real Nigger Gaming, guys.
Yeah, I'll play one more, bro, and then I'm gonna get off this shit.
This shit pisses me off.
Here's my last one, bro.
Here's your last one?
Alright Yeah bro
This shit is fucking gay man *repeat* Our boy says, 2am where I'm at.
Just finished up at the gym.
Shout out to y'all.
Shout out to you, my friend.
Yeah, I went to the gym earlier myself.
*sigh* *sigh* *sigh* *sigh* Alright,
we got we got a game.
out of game.
Alright, this is a good map.
Let's see what we got here.
Let's win this map.
Yeah, I'm tired of losing the sorry-ass niggas, bro.
Literally had two fucking throwers on her last game, bro.
Fucking frustrating, man.
Alright, join the team.
Alright.
Yeah, it's only me and you in the chat, bro.
Just me and you.
Somebody else.
Nah, it's only two players.
It says two in the chat, okay.
Alright, uh...
Alright.
They got a Genji.
Reinhardt.
Almost dead.
Reinhardt weak.
Ryan weak.
Dead.
They got Arisa now.
They got Arisa now.
Let them out.
Round of healing.
I'm not going to do it now.
Soldier, 1 HP. I'm helping you all here.
I'm shooting this bitch with you.
How does this nigga have already?
Okay, they got that.
They got that.
Unless this dude could get a miracle tire.
nope they destroyed it.
nice try bitch.
Heroes never die.
I want that.
Powered up.
Gale the Mahal.
Fields online.
The flames of liberation rise.
Return to pieces.
Genji weak over there.
Oh!
Oh!
3 card.
Arisa has her ult, guaranteed.
She's trying to be aggressive.
What?
FUCK!
*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Oh, thanks.
Oh, you guys have seen that fuel, it's so fast.
Good choice.
*Sigh* *Sigh* Knocked down from the payload one by one.
*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Are we gonna push up?
Soldier, root!
Thanks.
Oh, back up.
They got that.
Heroes never die.
Fall in stabbing me.
Bro, they're putting way more pressure on us, man.
Genji behind us.
Genji, one shot on the side!
Good.
Come on, guys.
There we go.
Time to finish him off.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Alright, I got Visor because I know that they're gonna use Blade.
When they use Blade, I'm gonna alt this fucking scrub and go right for him.
Alright?
Because Genji's gonna come back with that Blade.
So I'm gonna play back a bit.
There he is.
He's looking for the blade.
He's on the left-hand side.
Here he comes.
They're gonna use everything.
They're gonna use everything.
Back up.
I'm waiting for the blade.
I'm waiting for the blade.
Got him!
Fucking retard!
Mercy 1!
Mercy!
Fuck!
Let's fucking go, baby!
Saw that shit coming.
They got Hanzo.
They got Hanzo.
They got a Sigma now.
That nigga got melted.
Oh shit!
Wow!
He hit me with a rock right in the face, man.
Alright, I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
It's fine.
Alright, good shit.
We traded.
we traded still fighting back up Soldier trap!
Oh my god, bro.
Hanzo got me with a bullshit-ass arrow, man.
They're going just spamming, bro!
Didn't even aim, man!
I can't get away with this.
Wow.
Nice walk.
Nice!
That Junkrat just fucking got play of the game.
Nice.
Score.
Zero to two.
Switching sides.
Love you, Junkrat.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
*Sounds of pain*
*Sounds of pain* Alright, let's see if I missed any chats here, ninjas.
Okay, no chats.
Alright.
Shout out to all you guys, Rockodals.
We got 2300 y'all watching right now, bro.
At fucking...
6.30 in the morning.
Shout out to y'all ninjas, man.
Real nigga gaming, man.
Because you know we're not like these other video game players that are scared to say certain shit because they're faggots.
We keep it real out here, baby.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm going to record the car meet.
Alright.
Breaking shield.
Break and shield.
Brumatra They got a Widowmaker and she just Rezzed one Oh my god, man!
This Mei was freezing me, man.
Alright, nice, nice, nice.
Their Mercy's dead.
Yo, there's a Widowmaker up top right, bro.
May weak.
Widowmaker top right, guys.
Maydead, Maydead.
Mercy's on point.
Mercy's on point.
She's won.
How'd this nigga get ult so fast?
Got him.
Widowmaker up top.
Widowmaker, I think, is the last one.
I don't know where the fuck she went.
Did we get her?
Okay.
Okay, nice wall, bitch.
Okay, Widowmakers on the other side.
We cool They got walls they got walls they got walls They got walls, bro.
Bro, they can see.
Yeah, the the Mei got a lucky shot on me.
Scrubby ass bitch.
Wow!
Wow!
She's spamming shots in here.
Got Mei.
Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Got the Moira.
That's a big pick.
Mercy dead?
Go and help!
God.
We got it, we got it, we got it.
Fuck you, bitch.
Let's fucking go.
Let's go.
Scrubs.
Yo, Walt, you want me and you to push up a little bit?
Yeah, you and Junkrat push up.
You and Junkrat push up.
I'll stay on payload.
You and Junkrat push up.
Where?
Okay, watch out.
Yep, yep, yep.
Good shield.
Don't get sniped by this whore.
Back up if you need to Walt.
May weak as fuck.
I think I might see it.
Oh, fuck it, okay, we're backing up, we're backing up.
How did you get her next twice bro?
Much better *Bitro* *Bitro* *Bitro* *Bitro* My duty is being done!
We got everybody here *Bitro* *Bitro* Oh, Moira gone.
We don't make fucking shit, man.
Widomaker up top, Walt.
Oh shit.
Nigga chasing me, I need help.
Let's go, Widow gone!
Get fucked, Mei!
Oh yeah, have the tables in turn, faggots!
Fuck!
Yo, get the Moira, man!
She's the last one!
Come on, get that bitch and that's it.
Get this point, man.
How the fuck did it go back so far?
I'm still fighting.
We're moving out.
Expect resistance.
Got him.
Fuck that nigga.
Fuck that bitch, too.
Push into that Widow, bro.
Keep her distracted so we can cap this shit.
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Let's fucking go.
She got res, though.
Oh, she gets fucked again.
Yeah, let's go.
Close again, bro.
More a week.
Chase her down, bro.
She ain't got no fade.
Oh shit Oh shit Alright!
They'll regret that.
No time for R&R.
Push that payload.
Let them out.
Oh, okay.
Heroes never die.
Follow them.
Let's go!
Yo, Widowmaker on the top, bro.
Widowmaker on top, man.
This fucking bitch is garbage, bro.
Good shit.
I'm back in this bitch.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Big play time!
Big play time!
Let's go!
Big plays!
Big plays only!
Let's go!
Mei on the point!
She's the last one!
Mei on point!
Weak!
Mei on point!
Oh my fucking god, bro!
Punish them, Walt!
I got heals on point.
Oh my god, this is fucking craziness, man.
May 1!
May 1, guys, on point!
This fucking annoying ass bitch.
She threw a blizzard!
Oh no!
What the fuck?
Bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, dude!
Ow!
Yo, 37-9, bro.
And we fucking lost, man.
Bro. Bro. Bro.
Man.
This is annoying, bro.
Fucking...
Whatever, man.
What the fuck ever.
Fucking annoying, bro.
You getting off?
Shit, I can only do one more.
I'm gonna get off, man.
I'm fucking tilted, bro.
This shit pissed me off, man.
Alright, guys.
We did, bro.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Fucking bullshit, man.
Thank you.
Yeah, I haven't eaten yet, man.
I'm just gonna go eat.
I'm fucking dying right now, guys.
I haven't eaten all day, guys.
I woke up this evening.
Now it's the fucking morning time.
I haven't eaten yet, so...
I'm gonna get some food.
Get some rest, man.
Yeah.
Get some food.
And then maybe I'll sign back on after, but...
For now, I'm gonna stop the stream.
Alright, bro.
Yeah.
Alright, ninjas.
Well, hope you guys enjoyed that stream watching me and fucking Walt carry niggas and still lose.
It's just fucking stupid, bro.
That fucking Mei just won them the game, bro.
She fucking sucks too, man.
That mate was trash.
Whatever.
Alright, man.
I'll see you.
Later, guys.
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