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Jan. 28, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
06:14:35
Myron Got BANNED For Trash Talk?
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Oh, I think we're live.
Yeah, I'm going to go watch Rumble right now and I'm going to let you know and I'll be calling you.
Just keep your phone on loud or just watch for your phone.
Yeah, I'm going to keep my phone right in front of me.
Shit, I think we're live right now.
Yeah, they should be hearing questions and stuff like that too.
Alright, so...
Disconnected from the team viewer.
I'm pretty sure they can hear questions.
Alright, let's see here.
If we're...
If we are live, let me check Rumble.
Let me see here.
All right, I got an ad.
You see this black box right here?
They got the ads going crazy.
Yeah, they do got the ads going crazy.
We might have to go.
We're not live just yet.
I don't eat nothing yet.
I don't eat anything yet.
Yeah, I don't see Rumble live either yet.
It says offline.
Maren.
Yo.
That is me moving you into the Advent channel.
With Fresh.
Okay.
Alright.
I don't know how to use this fucking Discord shit, so whatever.
I know.
It's just fucking gay.
You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna hear fresh in about three.
I am live?
You're gonna hear fresh in three, and I see the locals, by the way.
Alright, so it looks like we're live on Rumble now.
Yeah.
You're gonna hear fresh in three, two.
Yeah, we're live.
So yeah, the chat can see it.
Guys, it says voice chat error.
Your boy already got banned.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
These fucking homosexuals.
Makes a lot of sense.
Yo.
I don't know if Fresh is in here.
I think it's just me and Mo.
Fresh, you there?
Yeah, they do got dads going crazy.
Yeah, I can't hear fresh.
Marion, stop moving channels.
Don't click anything else in there.
It keeps telling me join voice.
Yeah, no, just leave it.
Fresh, you're probably inviting him to the Scarlet Gaming.
Yeah, I keep getting a message saying Scarlet Gaming or some shit.
Yeah.
Stop accepting.
Fresh, you in here?
Fresh.
I was just speaking to him.
Alright, so y'all niggas can see that I am banned.
I don't know who this GN360 guy is.
Yo.
Yo, you there?
Yeah, we're here.
Alright.
We are live.
Let's go.
We got Bills on the phone, too.
So, Bills, we good?
I see the local stream.
Alright, yeah.
Jump into Discord.
Alright, homo.
I'll talk to you.
Alright.
We're here now.
Who's GN360? He played with us before.
It's cool.
I can't hear fresh.
Okay.
All right, then.
Let me go in here.
All right.
We're going right in, baby.
We're going right into the game.
So, for the people that are watching, welcome to the fucking stream.
All right.
Yes.
Guys, I got fucking banned off voice chat already.
So, I'm going to give myself another dime, Marco.
Because these pussies over here on Overwatch clearly can't take the heat.
Big Mo, can you tell me if you hear fresh audio during the stream?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
So we're on fucking, what's it called?
Discord.
Discord guys talking, so y'all can hear what the hell's going on.
Oh, looks like we already got a game.
I think y'all also on Entropy as well.
Oh, we're on Entropy right now?
Yeah, it should just be taking the Rumble stream and broadcasting it.
Sweet.
Let's fucking go!
Alright.
Alright, let's destroy these scrubs.
Yeah, let's do it.
Do it for the gang.
Absolutely, man.
Yo, we had a five-man team earlier, bro.
A five-man team earlier?
Yeah, we need two more players so that we don't lose, bro.
Yeah, go ahead, Gian.
Yeah.
Gian is Monotone Moe, by the way.
Shout out Moe.
He helps me with the coding for Rumble.
That's my dog.
Oh, yo, Gian, you have to join Discord, bro, because they can't hear you in...
He is on Discord.
Yeah, I'm in Scarlet.
I'm in Scarlet Gaming right now.
Oh, cool.
No, no, but we're in a different chat.
He can't see it.
He can't see this chat.
Oh, he can't see it?
All right, man.
Time to start wrecking these scrubs.
Let's just focus.
Y'all can hear the gameplay and everything, and the audio's good and everything?
For all the chat ninjas?
My dog, MOE! MOE, you should be able to hear him.
MOE, or if you can, he'll hear you guys.
Mercy One?
Fucking bitch.
Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.
Smack that bitch around.
There you go.
Triple kill.
Triple kill.
Yo, Big Mo, did you give me that confirmation on audio?
There's no game audio.
No game audio?
No game audio?
Okay.
Oh, hold on.
I'm going to fix it right now.
Hold on.
I probably got to go.
No game audio.
Options, sound.
I think it hairs, though.
No crap.
On the right.
Alright, that should fix it right now.
Tell me if they can hear now.
You put it to main, right?
Yeah, I just put it to main just now.
That should fix it Fuck
Alright, can they hear game audio now?
Yes, game audio's back.
Alright, good, good, good.
Alright, ninjas.
We lit now.
We back.
We back.
You guys are probably wondering why I'm playing Baptiste.
I'm playing Baptiste.
I've been practicing him the past few days.
Past two days.
So, we'll see how we do with him, man.
Because a lot of dudes be trash, so I gotta help them out with the DPS. So, I'm here.
I hate this map, though.
I ain't gonna lie.
This shit's fucking gay, this stupid tropical map.
This is actually Fresh's homeland, probably.
Bills, hold it down for me.
No, this is actually Maga's homeland.
Shout to Maga.
I'm gonna hold it down for me in here, Bills.
I got you.
I'm getting you.
Let them up.
Easy win!
Easy win, buddy!
Yo, 11 kills.
Damage is over 2,000!
Bruh, I might be retarded, I just realized I was muted in Discord.
Good job.
Wait, are you playing?
Yeah.
good thing I'm right to always think they can beat me okay I'm I'm off of the game chat.
Yeah, fucking ban on the game chat, man.
That's gay, bro.
I'mma write to Blizzard and be like, yo, I banned me, bro.
Nigga, what do you expect, bro?
What do you expect, dog?
You think nigga gonna be like, oh yeah, keep talking that shit?
Nigga!
Bro, I mean...
He was this guy bro W Immortality Field Yeah, honestly.
Maze 1, Maze 1, got her.
Oh shoot, Lucio.
Goddamn, it's Lucio, man.
Now we got this, let's get this.
You're fucked, faggot.
Oh He's weak as shit.
Now focus the thing Nice.
Fuck.
Don't be fresh.
This fucking Mei got me, bro.
I was trying to heal you faggots.
Damn.
What did that nigga say in Haitian?
Or Creel?
Somebody he ain't finished?
What the fuck was that?
The fuck was that?
I can barely hear it, but what?
He said some shit in Creole, I don't know.
He said something about Feeney, and that's all I heard, but that just means, like, you're not finished, or something like that.
Something about finished.
There may be trash, bro, I got you fresh.
Thanks all, thanks all.
One shot to the right, man.
Arisa, one shot to the right.
Got it, got it, got it.
Dumb whore.
Let's fucking go!
Oh, mate behind y'all.
She got that robusty, bro.
The fuck, bitch?
She's dead.
She's dead.
Smacked Oblivion.
Dumb whore.
Real bad man.
Real bad man.
Yeah.
Arisa Orb.
Arisa Orb.
Real bad man.
22 baby mother.
I'm about to drop a window right now, faggots.
Let's get ready.
Use all their ultimates.
They really did on that god damn!
Light work though.
It's fine.
Just come back and win this.
Real Batman!
That wasn't my best shot.
Okay.
You guys ready?
Let's go.
Move up!
Hold on, I'm coming up behind you guys right now.
They're trying to hide behind the structure in the middle.
Yep, yep.
Okay, I'm here.
You guys ready?
I'm here.
Me on the right.
Oh, ultimate.
Spread out, spread out, spread out.
Don't crack.
My ultimate is ready.
Oh shit!
Fuck you!
Goddamn.
I got a fucking warm up on my aim, bro.
God damn.
Damn it.
Uh, drunkard up top.
May, may, oh shoot.
She got me.
Okay, come on.
Let me come back in there and uh...
Let me just get on point, bro.
Honestly, all we need is one good push and it's over for me.
Yeah.
Let me down point back up all back Back up.
Why the hell did you go in there, man?
I can't see you when you do that shit.
I have ult.
I have ult.
Get on point, boy.
Oh, my bad.
That was bad.
I don't want to.
Get ready, bitch.
Orisa dead?
Let's go.
Playing straight kill Yeah, Rex Oh my god, man.
Dead.
GG. Oh!
Junkrat!
Uh, Fresh, we can get back if we can heal each.
Yeah!
Money!
Oh my god, it killed me!
Oh, Rusted Dead!
Oh, Rusted Dead!
Alright, Junkrat dead.
Uh, Mei and Lucio are the only ones on point.
I got my ultimate.
One way back.
If you need me by then.
Nice!
That's a big visor, bro.
It's over.
W. Yo, he was gonna die, bro.
I shot him twice to heal him.
And he was able to pop his visor and kill them.
That was fucking what's up.
Alright, we destroyed those faggots.
They suck.
First one of the day.
Huh?
What?
My voice.
Oh, I won't lose it.
Andy told me to not lose my voice.
Alright, so what we'll do now...
You have been silenced for 12 days due to multiple reports of abusive chat.
Yay!
You guys see that on the bottom screen?
Let me move my hand.
Yeah, could y'all see that?
So, basically, there's Multiple offenses.
So, the first one is 12 days.
Then, uh, from what they said online...
Can y'all niggas see that on the bottom of the screen?
Uh, stream us to catch up.
Oh.
Yo, Samyron.
Yeah, what up?
Second is two-week suspension.
Third is a month.
And fourth is permanent ban.
Yo, they're trying to stop a real ninja, man.
Uh...
It's fucking stupid.
Alright, run the next game.
Let it go.
Come on, you're getting nasty with OBS, bro.
I'm learning it, man.
I'm trying to here.
I'm trying to move the Castle Club thing out the way, though.
So how do I do that?
Oh, it's CCTV, right?
Yeah, you can also just not show it by clicking the I. Yeah, there we go.
Now just move this down here so they have more space.
Yeah, how do you get the gold weapon?
And then, yo, wait, are we doing real nigga gaming or are we doing FNF Super Chat?
Alright, I guess.
I don't think Real Naked Gaming is allowing, you know.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, well.
Just do FNF Super Chat for today, but don't go crazy, bro.
Please.
Yeah, I won't.
Are they, are you guys, uh, what's it called?
Are they going to pop up on screen?
Uh, they're on the OBS, bro.
You can just make it, yeah, you can make it pop up on screen.
You can make it, like, click right.
Like, click the read.
You see what I be doing on Raw Restream, right?
Uh, hold on.
How do I show it where it shows up on screen?
Because has anything come through yet or no?
You should be able to like, I don't know if anything came through yet, I can look, but you should be able to click the replay button on the right side of the Super Chat.
Alright, well yo, ninjas, if you guys want, it's FNF Super Chat, if you guys want to go ahead and support the stream here.
Where do you buy the gold weapon from?
Is it a shop or something?
When you go in the character's, like, customization menu at the bottom, there's weapon variants, and then you can buy it there.
Oh, sweet.
I'm buying gold.
That's nice.
Well, you gotta have enough points.
Yeah.
I should have enough points.
You don't buy it.
You gotta win games.
Alright, uh...
Oh, shit!
That was stupid.
I mean, that was really stupid.
I didn't mean to do that.
You guys need to capture.
I am the prize.
Got you fresh.
Got it.
I'm coming back.
Ah, rip, Reaper.
Watch out, wall.
Back up, back up, dude.
Fresh damage Okay, maybe not What off bro?
Oh Let's group up, bro.
I'm way back.
Let's go!
Oh shit!
Oh, what a pin!
He's weak as shit, though.
Well, there's somebody to your side, bro.
And no.
On the way back up.
Behind Mura.
I'm one hit.
Damn, she got me.
Whoa, Roadhog ulting.
Niggas just shooting me.
Pull that L man.
Nice.
Oh shit!
We got a group up.
We're all rolling.
Let's go!
Come on the way back.
They got the point, but I'm shooting them.
The Bob is fucking them up right now.
I'm gonna heal Bob.
Oh, never mind.
Heal Bob.
I got my ult.
Heal Bob.
Okay, I'm back.
Mind you, mind you.
Yeah, yeah, I see.
I see him.
Fucking fat bastard.
Yeah, get rocked, faggot!
Let's fucking go!
Oh, mercy reviving tank?
Nah, we got this.
Yeah, yeah, we're good.
Yeah, it's fine.
Let's kill him while he's here.
Yeah, put him on the respawn timer.
Oh, he's on me.
He got me.
Yeah, run whore.
Watch out, there's a Torv right behind here.
Turn around, Walt.
Turn around, there's a torb right here.
Oh, yeah.
I see him.
His turret's down.
Let's get on point, though.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm about to have another window.
Ah, they're dropping ults.
I got you, fresh.
I got you.
Oh shit, I'm 3 HP! Oh man!
Kill that fat fuck!
Nice.
Nice.
Nice!
Alright, I'm low, I'm low.
I got window.
Fresh, no!
Okay.
I got my ultimate.
I got what I needed.
I think they're coming from the left.
I might be wrong, though.
Yo, throw a orb on Ash, dude.
Yeah.
I got my ultimate.
On the way back.
Oh, what the fuck?
Bro.
Oh, shoot.
They're dead, bro.
They're dead.
Yo, Torb is such a gay-ass fucking character, man.
Just spamming.
Just fucking spamming.
No aiming, no nothing.
Faggot, man.
Got you, got you.
Don't worry, Merc is dead.
Oh shit.
I'm dead.
We're still holding it though.
These dudes are that fucking trash.
Let's fucking go!
Moira is melting you though.
I'm out.
Bastion on point.
Hey man, if they don't realize I'm here, they can't do anything.
Can't push down, Nicht.
Oh, experience tranquility.
Get on point-- boys.
Kill this time, fuck, bro.
Real.
Yield, bad man.
There we go.
Bro, that Torb wasted his ult, dude.
What was that?
He's a dumbass.
Run, warrior, run.
What is this?
Bronze 5 or whatever?
Bronze 1.
dudes are idiots in this shit big ass walk can't see shit Mercy dead.
Bro, we're spawn camping them!
Let's get the point!
Oh no!
Let's get the point!
Uh, come back here.
Shoot.
We got the point.
Hey, hey, the spawn camp worked!
The spawn camp worked, we got the point.
Nice.
The light worked.
My heart's still beating!
So let's go!
Spawn camping is so much fun!
I hate this fucking map, man.
Snap is gay as fuck, bro.
Oh, they're coming!
They're on the way!
He was here!
He was here!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, watch out!
Oh, mother of pearl!
I got you, I got you fresh.
Oh, shoot!
I need to get my help!
Hammer down.
Let's go.
Like that, bro?
Just like that.
Mercy's dead.
Moria's dead.
Moria's dead.
Diva mini.
Baby Diva.
Got her.
Team kill.
Team fucking kill!
Let's go!
Easy money.
Easy, buddy.
Real bad man.
Bad team.
It's gonna be game over.
It's over, though.
Wait, did he just fall off the map?
Yeah, he did.
He did fall off.
Easy clap.
W-Teamwork.
Let's fucking go, faggots!
Woo!
Easy money.
Alright.
Easy enough.
Those kids were trash.
It's like, they gotta keep reminding me that I'm banned from voice chat.
Every fucking screen, they're like, oh, you're banned for 12 days.
Sorry.
They want to rub it in.
Fucking faggots.
I think I know why.
I played with a girl on my team and I told her she's fucking...
Yeah, I was shitting on her.
Telling her how she should be in the kitchen and shit like that.
Yo, why does it always take you forever to pick a role, man?
Oh, you know why, man?
Because I'm busy focusing on winning the game.
What?
That was a retarded excuse.
What happened on Super Chat, bro?
Huh?
Oh, what happened?
Oh, oh yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, it's gone?
Wait, it's gone?
What?
I know.
Bill just cut out.
Yeah, he muted.
Bill, is you there?
I can't hear you talking.
Yeah, I was saying, watch the F-words, bro.
Please, FNF super chat.
Wait, no, don't use it, bro.
Alright, shit, then let's not use it.
Why is she going on?
Well, Entropy isn't on, so...
Well, yeah, okay, well...
That's fine.
Well, I mean...
Do we even need it, man?
Come on, bro.
We just won't go crazy, man.
I prefer to have it on a real show, man.
This is just for fun.
I haven't seen anything on screen anyway, so...
It was press!
Huh?
We will be all at me.
Never mind, bro.
Y'all good.
Just do y'all, bro.
We'll be fine.
Safety first.
Taking down enemies?
First and a half.
Okay, man.
Let's play the game.
Where are they?
They're going to come out.
Attackers incoming.
Stop the payload.
It'll come from the other side of the thing.
No.
Wait, where are they?
They got it from bottom, bottom, bottom.
They got a Widomaker up top.
Direct hit.
Or is almost dead.
Oh my god.
Widomaker can't snipe at all?
She hit me.
She just got me.
Got a lot of shooting.
It's whatever.
These kids are going to lose because they got a Widow.
They won't lose anyway.
I think from the right?
No, no, no.
Dead.
Dude's gamers.
Okay, cool.
Somebody quit.
Oh, man.
They can't sit in the match.
Somebody on their team quit.
Yeah.
Scrubs, man.
Yo, how do I buy a go weapon?
Go to...
well, pick your role first.
Just go to Heroes in the main screen.
Heroes?
Okay.
What the?
No, I don't play a game.
Oh, well, I mean, this is just practice.
How do I go?
Yeah, we have to be in the main menu to do it.
Got a warm up.
I just jumped in and started playing with y'all.
y'all no warm up and shit.
This deck is cool man.
Prepare for battle.
Prepare for battle.
The battalion.
Bills, how do I reset the activity feed?
Or refresh it or whatever?
On OBS? Yeah, on OBS, yeah.
It should be refreshed.
You just scroll up and it should be the most recent one.
Because the last thing I see was FD's hoes, I think yesterday.
Okay, let me go look into it and I'll see right now.
Guys, if you chat, it'll show up on screen, right?
It'll show up on screen if they chat.
Exactly.
Alright guys, FNF, somebody quit the game.
Game's over again.
Somebody quit.
Oh my god.
They know.
They know they're gonna lose.
The number of battlefields I've seen, I was bound to pick something up.
They can't even see us.
Alright, so Walt, this is what you do.
You go into Heroes, and then you click your character.
Okay, Ryan Hart?
Yep, and then you're gonna go- Weapon Variants?
Yes.
Click that.
Golden.
There you go.
Oh, I'm 500 away.
You got 2,500?
Yeah.
Can I buy these or no?
You can't buy it with 2,500.
No, but can I buy, like, points or no?
You gotta win games to get those red points.
Darn it.
Hello?
Alright, cool.
I'm almost there.
You'll probably be able to get it by tonight, probably.
Probably.
Well, at least the matches are coming quick.
How do I show my gameplay?
What do you mean?
I mean, you gotta stream too.
How?
You can stream on one PC and have both screens and switch between them.
Well, he's upstairs.
I'm upstairs though.
Yeah, he's not here.
Yeah!
You can stream your stream.
Instead of streaming it to like Rumble or whatever, you can stream it to another PC's OBS. Media source.
Oh, no, no, no.
We need Rubble.
Nevermind.
Yeah!
Yeah, so you could stream it to, like, Myron's PC and have someone switch between the streams.
That's so much work.
Eh...
It's pretty...
I mean...
You will see my greatness when I'm a player of the game.
Last time.
It's like how a bunch of esports games do it.
How they can switch between games.
Oh, that's what you mean.
By the way, Fresh, we're way too far forward.
This is not the choke point that we're going to protect.
You're gonna just throw a flamestrike and back up?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Yeah, he just wants to get some more.
Show me your move!
I'm above and behind you, so...
Alright, I got it.
That gives me 10 points right away.
Yeah.
Basically.
They got Sigma with Mercy, I think.
Hit him again.
Sigma used Rock.
They got Genji Or begin she got on up Your ants I heal go back up Got Sigma's trash for Sigma she read more I got mercy reviving it.
Yeah, she resident They don't know when to give up do they?
Back up Zen.
Oh man.
Alright, we just lost two.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
We just lost two.
Mercy run away.
On the way back.
I'm back.
You're back?
Alright.
We can contest this.
McCree gone.
We can make a fight here.
Genji has no reflex.
Smack his ass.
Oh no, no.
He's using reflex right now.
He's running because he's trash.
Sigma Orb.
Sigma dead.
Genji gone.
Who's that Mercy, bro?
Mercy dead.
Mercy dead.
Sigma's on me.
I got you.
Alright.
Thank you, thank you.
W pin Nigga heading with the gold spur Goldberg pin like it's 1998 again WCW Gens you have to Come ultimate Back up a bit so we can actually get some value from a bro let them Let them commit to a fight
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* One of them's low I think they're going from the side *Bang* *Bang* Oh, shit!
I got my ult from here.
Good, good.
Oh, niggas is mobbing ult.
Oh, wow.
That timing.
What a bad ult.
Oh, that was a bad window.
He's still dead.
Oh, he's going back.
He's going back.
Yeah.
He's in the window.
Oh, I gave you the window still.
Someone has to keep you alive.
I got you, mine.
Do it!
Thanks for the help.
Yeah, run back.
You're running back.
They got D.Va now.
They got Hanzo too.
I'm backing up, man.
I don't want to get one shot by that bow and arrow fucking door.
D.Va on me?
Oh, I should push back.
Back up a bit, guys.
Back up a bit.
Let them commit to the fight.
Back up a bit.
Back up a bit.
You gotta conserve your shield anyway.
Back up Zenn.
and you're way out of position. - I got my back. - Get her. - Out of mech.
Genji on point, by the way!
Genji on point!
Got'em, got'em!
Oh my gosh!
They're all dead.
I got my ultimate!
I got my ultimate!
Ultimate power!
Coming.
They got Reinhardt?
Devo's trying to get on point.
Keep smacking.
I'm healing you.
Easy money.
They got destroyed Score Goldberg pin!
Again!
That was the Goldberg pin for real.
Bro, you had like a 10 kill streak.
Yes, sir.
Yo, if they can see my gameplay, bro, they'd be like, no refreshers good at this game.
Hey, man, it's been two months, bro.
Two months, man.
Come on now.
I'm in the Lambo chair.
Lambo power.
Let's fucking go They'll be nerd dog said sorry for never coming to you guys for heels it's It's...
Oh, hold on.
Can I even talk?
Oh, I can talk.
All right.
It's...
Okay.
We...
Could you describe the taste of...
How do you do a team chat?
Text.
How do you do a team chat?
Thank you.
It was Dr.
Hale's favorite dish.
Look at this man.
Give it silence for 12 days, bro.
Yo, it's so gay, bro.
They said abusive chat.
Number one, I'm not abusive.
I'm fucking motivational.
I will beg to differ.
Nice.
Abba Yusuf, bro.
Abba Yusuf.
Bro, I will argue, bro.
Your shit is...
Let's go.
What do they got?
Alright, Moira.
Let's see here.
Uh, Orisa.
I'm pulling you fresh.
Orisa half.
She just used Fortify.
Dead.
Easy clap.
It don't matter.
Game over.
It's about to be game over.
I got you bro.
I'm keeping you alive.
Game over.
W's in the chat.
Easy clap.
What is that?
Three in a row?
Three in a row.
Yep.
The Rape Train continues, my friends.
Uh, yeah.
Grape Train.
The Grape Train continues, yeah?
Nice one, Coach.
Pick your role, man.
Why are you so slow with this?
Oh, no.
I picked my role right away.
This is always the last one, man.
Just click your shit, man.
I am trying to watch my player of the game, but you skip it all the time.
Bro, nobody cares about your play of the game, man.
You suck.
Yo, yo.
Chat, chat.
You want to see me on my player of the game?
Because I earned it, man.
12 kill streak?
Come on, bro.
That's Reinhardt.
Come on, man.
No, that's fire.
But, uh, Myron, you got a peck.
I got a what you said?
You got a text from Twitch.
Text it to me?
Oh, okay.
Triple kill.
Madarash.
Damn, that's weak.
Alright.
Man!
Man, oh man.
Let's just do battle.
In Havana.
Yeah, call me the pop-off king, bro.
Call me the pop-off king, bro.
Let's pop off, bro.
Literally.
Popping off on these hoes and these niggas.
Wait, pause.
Big pause.
Big pause.
I didn't just say that, did I? No way.
I'm off the player of the game.
Yo, yo, niggas don't know I'm a gamer, bro.
I'm good at whatever I do, bro.
Come on, man.
Niggas think that this is a joke, Bills.
I think that's a joke, bro.
Nah, they don't know.
They don't know how real you are, bro.
They don't know the sauce, man.
Yo, we got 3,700 of y'all ninjas in here, man.
You guys could be anywhere else on Saturday night, but you're with us.
So shout out to you guys.
Guys, I'm mastering the mouse and keyboard.
It's still a little tricky, but I'm getting better with it.
I missed all the playing strikes.
Goddamn.
Oh, they got a Mauga.
Mauga's here.
Mauga.
I'm already shooting his ass.
Mauga's melted, though.
That nigga trash.
Get fucking raped, scrub.
Reaper's law.
Reaper's law.
Got him.
Nice.
Soldier already weak.
Soldier!
He's on the right.
Back right.
That could never happen.
Mog is about to die again because he sucks.
Nah, man.
These guys just push way too much.
He's one HP behind the fucking...
Okay, good shit.
What the fuck is this shit?
These dudes are trash.
Are you behind you?
I got you fresh.
Oh, somebody.
Yo, they quit.
And they left!
Bro, they getting destroyed so bad, yo, that they have to quit.
Don't you get bad for that too?
Yeah, you get to spin it when you do that shit, yeah.
Yeah, but these guys would rather take the ban than lose to us.
That's crazy.
Scrubs.
Niggas can't take the L. But that's sucia.
Actually, you know, since we got some of y'all on Rumble, yo, do you guys want us to cover Bonnie and Clyde tomorrow, or do you guys want us to cover the Vince McMahon situation?
Give me ones in the chat if you guys want Bonnie and Clyde.
Give me twos in the chat if you guys want Vince McMahon.
Obviously, as you guys know, he got some allegations.
Yeah, give me the chat.
Let me know what y'all want.
Angie, can you look at the chat and see what they say?
That nigga worse than Diddy, bro.
Nah, here.
That nigga worse than Diddy, bro.
It was bad, bro.
I cannot believe it.
That nigga worse than Diddy, bro.
You're bad.
That nigga's the white Diddy.
Incarnated, bruh.
Olé! Olé! Olé mole mole!
Yeah, they say two in the chat.
They say two in the chat, my boy.
It's mostly twos?
They want Vince McMahon?
Yeah, I'm telling you, bro.
That nigga worse than Diddy.
Diddy is his son, bro.
Literally.
Yeah, more twos than ones, for sure.
More twos than ones?
Okay, because I'm looking at Angie's computer.
Because she has a stream up on her shit.
Yo, so once you buy a golden weapon, is it for everybody or no?
Nah, just for one character at a time.
Damn!
Yeah, you gotta get 3k points just for one weapon.
That's a lot, bro.
I'm gonna get it though.
I'm new to this game, so it's fine.
Pretty new.
Let's go, fellas.
You overextend a little bit, but you're good, bro.
I mean, I'm a nigga, bro.
Oh, Bastion, oh shit.
Watch out.
Just get on point.
On point.
We lost our GG.
We lost our Genji.
Got it.
Whoa!
Reinhardt on point.
Fuck his ass up.
He's dead.
Don't let Lucio push you up.
Oh shit.
Almost.
Someone has to keep you alive.
Bash in low?
Nice.
Alright, they're backing up, they're backing up.
They're backing up.
No, we're here actually.
No, ah, I thought he jumped off.
Lucio dead All right, well I'm right behind you since we're gonna do this we're gonna be idiots.
Let's go.
Oh Big brain plays these kids right here Shield behind me got him dead nice.
I said you do it, bro.
Oh Five player killstreak!
Thank you, Myron!
It's all good, man.
I pocket your sorry ass, nigga.
Because you be playing reckless.
Yeah, I carry...
You don't carry nothing, nigga.
You fucking...
You hold the nutsack, I carry the balls.
You play like a retard, and I just keep your dumb ass from dying.
Nigga literally plays like a retard, but I just be keeping him alive.
Oh!
If it works, it works.
I got you, guys.
I got you, guys.
Shit.
Nice!
Destruction, bro.
Destruction.
Easy money.
We don't play.
Bad man, don't play, okay?
real Batman real real Batman now she's tired spread apart got it now Never mind.
Do the trash.
What is that, bro?
Dead.
You wasted it on me.
I got you.
OH SHIT!
Nigga said touchdown!
I got him, I got him, I got him!
W. W wins.
Yo, this is a perfect team right here, bro.
Holy.
Honestly.
If we can get some two, like, really good DPS, bro?
We're set.
- You're tingling.
- All right.
- That's... - You won't be my god. - So you guys are probably wondering, this character that I'm using, his name is Baptiste, he's a Haitian dude.
He can shoot and heal.
And his ultimate is something called, we call it window.
I think they call it the damage matrix or some shit officially, but whatever, I call it window.
Everyone calls it window.
What it does is it doubles your damage.
Anyone that shoots through it doubles your damage or your healing.
So you guys are going to notice that I'll throw the window up randomly because you build the ult charge really fast.
So I just use it whenever.
By the way, they have a Lucio, so just, I guess, careful.
It's not one of those ultimates you really need to hold, you know what I mean?
Bastion, you're, well, you're way up by yourself, bro.
Get back here!
Fresh!
You gotta back up.
This nigga, bro, Fresh, stay, get me killed, bro, from his bad positioning.
I go in there to try to save this nigga, man, and I die.
Fuck!
I was good!
What do you mean you were good?
No you weren't!
Bro, we don't even have the point.
Oh nah.
This is bad.
Someone has to keep you alive.
Get to right here behind Ice Wall I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you There's a maid behind you, but I'm shooting that bitch.
Don't worry.
- Stay behind you, bro. - Oh shit. - What, oh mate came from behind me, god damn.
Yeah, and Lucio also dropped a beat.
I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
I got my ultimate.
I'm back up too.
Um, I'm nearly.
Mae gone, Mae gone.
Where are you going?
Let's keep going.
Watch out for the Bastion.
I'm healing you, Walt.
I'm shooting the Bastion, too.
Come here, Bastion.
Immortality field over there.
Yo, Junkrat, back up.
Nice little faggots.
Back up, Walt.
Back up, back up.
You're by yourself.
Back up, dude.
Backing up.
Give me the hammer.
Nah!
Oh shit!
Let's just group up.
We got this.
I got my ultimate.
Same here.
Are you guys ready?
I'mma drop it.
I'm behind you.
He's here.
Yo, you gotta make sure that you don't do it.
You're by yourself.
You're iced off.
You're iced off.
We're keeping you alive.
We're keeping you alive.
Alright, here we go.
Let's go.
Let's go, fellas.
Don't worry, we can make it make it make it friends good friends really chance.
Oh I died though.
Oh Die you whore Yeah, go, go, go, go!
May behind, may behind!
May low, may low!
Got her!
Got her!
I'm on the objective!
Stop me if you can!
Hey, my heart's back!
No, don't push!
Please, don't push!
Stay back, brother.
Reinhardt on the right.
Reinhardt to the right!
room.
Me low.
Bastion weak.
Bastion dead idiot.
Nice!
Me weak.
He is dead.
Get back here fresh, get back here.
Where are you going?
I'm out.
Alright, hit.
Back up a bit, back up a bit.
They're gonna have ultimates on this.
They're gonna have Bastion ult, they're gonna have a...
They're gonna probably have a beat too, and Moir's gonna have a coalescence.
Oh crap, watch out!
Knew it!
Missed Thank you think I Got it all right on the way back got ultimate Nearly Fuck it's next one this next one we got it hit that map anywhere School
god fucking damn it, man - Amen.
See, right there?
That's how you know I'd be.
I'm still fucking on the mouse and keyboard.
I accidentally hit the E button and threw the immortality field when I didn't mean to.
Alright, I'm gonna plug it fresh with Mercy.
Nice.
We got a Mercy?
Revive.
I need that.
Angie, can you get me a girl of mine?
She can't find me.
What is that?
A vibrator?
What, me?
Oh, shit, man.
Don't turn me on, bro.
Don't turn me on, man.
Hey, yo.
It's a dude controlling you, bro.
Hey, yo.
Oh, wait.
Hey, yo.
Pause.
Never mind.
Yo.
Yeah, I don't know what you're trying to say, bro.
Never mind, bro.
Okay, I'm on point.
I think he's getting ready, bro.
Bro, that's like a dude getting turned on by a girl messaging him on OnlyFans because he's a dude.
oh Where are you going fresh?
No, bro.
Fuck, man.
Probably this is going to get me killed, too.
He's dead.
See, we got it.
Nah.
You're the only one there.
She's not on point.
I don't know Bastion was still there.
Turn around to some...
And then some bullets in my face.
Okay, hold on.
We got this.
You on on me!
I got Trish.
He's in the corner.
Ah, I'm like.
I'm like...
Sir?
Time for a pin.
Dead.
please shield oh my Nice.
I'm trying to keep you alive while there's Lucio fucking...
Goddamn, bro.
Damn it, bro.
How did I fucking die?
How did I die?
What the hell killed me?
Bro, we might lose this, bro.
I don't know why we have a Sombra, bro.
Sombra is...
Let's get you off!
May on the left.
Fresh behind.
May on the left, bro.
Oh my god, he ults it.
Bro.
Someone come to the edge.
I'm gonna fall off the map, bro.
Bass isn't just standing behind shooting us, bro.
Yo, yo, we.
Your Sombra sucks, bro.
Holy.
I don't know why we have a Sombra.
She has as much kills as a support player, bro.
What the heck?
Yeah, she just died.
Alright, let's see what we can do here.
He's weak already.
We gotta get on point, though.
Get on point, boys.
I'm with fire.
Fucking Mei, bro!
Fuck, man!
The Sombra's not even touching point!
Oh my god!
Yeah, we lost this shit.
Yeah!
Dudes are fucking trash, man.
Can I get an energy drink?
Can you give me a Gorilla Mine, please?
That new flavor is gas.
Yeah, that new flavor is pretty good.
Yeah, that's so fucked up.
Oh, shit!
My bad, I didn't mean to do that.
Sorry, guys.
Open this shit back up again.
My bad, my bad, guys, my bad.
Oh, thank you.
God damn it.
Alright, let me fucking...
Oh, I didn't know you were in a game.
Sorry.
My bad, guys.
Niggas in the stream.
Yeah, it was my bad.
I'm sorry.
You all died.
Bruh.
Yeah, hold on.
I'm joining back in, bro.
My bad.
Fucking didn't mean to do that shit.
I want to fucking open.
Alright, guys.
It's opening right now.
This shit's being gay.
Yeah.
Yo, Walt, you there still?
Yeah, I'm here.
Alright, my bad.
And I exited the fucking desk- like to the desktop like a retard.
All right, I'm in.
Alright, let's start it back up.
Or give me a party leader, actually, fag.
I think I'll do.
You're slow as hell, man.
Hey, pick your thing, faggot.
See?
Double slow.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Fresh, bro.
Fresh, bro.
I got a Chipotle burrito.
Oh Lee.
Man.
Yo, that nigga worse than Diddy, bro.
No, he's not, bro.
Diddy's worse.
Hero.
You're on my chair, bro.
Huh.
Here is here.
What the fuck, nigga?
He was licking my chair.
Bruh.
Gross, dude.
Ew.
Ew!
It's my brand new chair, bro.
He licked the Lambo chair?
Yeah, man!
And he's shedding like a motherfucker!
I think he's shedding like he's...
Like there's no tomorrow.
Damn!
Yeah, Hero does the windows too.
We're in for a smooth ride.
Hero's a window licker.
He thinks it's tuna.
Right?
Yeah, he's retarded.
Woo!
Hero.
Shed the weight of your doubts.
Yo white bastard.
And your mind will become clear.
Alright.
We're in position right now for a flamestrike.
Wait, is it the same team?
I see a me.
Is that me?
Alright, faggots.
Wait, hold on.
Why is my chat working?
Oh!
He's dead, bro!
I killed him!
Nice.
Double flamestrike!
Dead.
We got a Sigma.
Synchronize!
You guys are really up front.
You guys might want to back up a little bit.
We're not even at the choke point, bro.
We're just...
Yeah, let's back up.
Yeah, they're here.
We gotta back up.
We gotta back up.
What is that melody?
Oh shit!
A drunk rank going through that little corridor?
Calm down, nigga.
Junkrat on point.
Got him.
Damn it's hard to hit Kariqo man You gotta back up your berries
Back up, we just lost our soldier.
Back up, we just lost our soldier.
We lost a lot of our DPS. Back up a bit.
And what if your shield recharge?
Got my health?
Back up, you're anti-health.
Junkerite's about to die.
Oh, fat-fingered Q. Ah, well.
Rookie mistake.
Nah, yo, Kariko are behind us.
What the fu-?
Sigma down.
I got your mark.
Kuriko dead.
Tactical visor activated.
No, they?
Yeah Synchronize Come ultimate.
Alright, what's the time?
Oh shoot, that's the first.
First, leave me, please!
Shield got it.
That was close, bro.
Hold that L, bro.
Bro, get back here.
You saw that?
Team kill!
Tell me that the stream saw that, Myron.
Ah, they did see that.
Well, they saw the Junker I get most of them, but that's fine.
We need our fresh cam, bro.
Yeah, we need fresh cam, man.
Yeah, cause Wall only hits one button, the fuckin' W1. Just moves forward.
Aw shit.
Let's go for the ultimate!
Aw shit.
Don't worry, I got you with the shield.
Step back, step back.
Yeah, I'm back and up, I'm back and up right now.
Oh, Reaper right here!
Oh, Reaper!
Shit.
Back up!
Aw shit.
I threw an immortality fill for you, damn.
Damn, I'm selfless.
I threw one for war and just let myself die.
Damn.
They got that shit.
They came in with all their ults this time.
You know what now?
We're a master this time.
Let's play a game.
Real game.
All right, let's get them at the door, maybe.
I got two more minutes.
Let them up.
I'm ready.
Reviving.
Oh shit!
I have mellow.
I hate Sigma's shield, man.
It's fucking strong as shit, bro.
Reaper dead?
Nice.
Sigma low, Sigma low.
It's not over yet.
Ah, Sigma healed, bro.
Shoot.
Here Reaper.
I'm the way back.
Yo, is it true if we jump and walk faster?
I mean, I do it, but I think it does.
You see everyone doing it, I'm like, does that actually work, bro?
It's just like a, like a retard habit, ADHD, cancer downstill kind of thing.
Depending on the character, you might actually worsen your aim, like with Roadhog.
Here comes the Reaper, he's gonna ult.
Get ready!
I didn't risk you in the hurt.
He's getting fucking pocketed by Mercy.
Got him.
Good shit.
Oh, please let me hear you.
There we go.
Oh, shoot.
Anti-heal, though.
I'm in a one shot.
I'm in a dead.
Let's fuck him up.
Let's fuck him up!
I got you!
Nice!
Bruh, just put him in the corner bruh Back up, Walt.
Fresh, where are you?
Fresh is dead.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, yeah.
Oh, that was the signal off.
He's dead.
Oh, shit!
W window!
I got you.
Go ahead, on the point.
Someone's on point.
They're the one-on-one.
It's a soldier, Lucio.
Kill him.
God, I'm dead.
First stomach.
Res!
Oh, shoot.
You didn't see her?
No.
I have all...
Experience tranquility.
Oh, my God.
There's so many of them.
They're all there, man!
Yeah!
Okay.
I'm gonna keep the soldier alive when he does this shit.
Shoot them, soldier!
Oh, shoot!
We got him!
We got him!
Yeah!
Money!
That's how you do it, bro.
Goddamn.
Score.
Zero. To one.
Switching sides.
Prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Ramatra. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
Yo.
We are blessed, man, to be playing this game, bro.
You know why?
We could be in friggin' Yemen right now game.
Bombed.
Wait, what?
Nah, nevermind.
Hey, man.
What?
What are those?
We should play Call of Duty, bro.
Hell no.
That's gay now.
Bro, Mario's gonna get banned from voice check instantly in that game now.
That is true.
I mean, he's banned here, bro.
I know, but...
He won't even last a match.
He won't even last a match.
Let's say he will bomb the competition.
Wink, wink.
Also, Old Cod...
It's not the same as Old Cod anymore, bro.
It's too sweaty.
It's too sweaty.
It's like a basement dwelling.
Reaper's almost dead.
*Skiss* Dead.
Okay, you're fresh.
Sigma low, but it's gonna heal.
Mercy dead.
Reaper dead.
My fashion is low, damn.
Sigma dead.
Freaking time, goddamn.
Sleep.
Sleep.
In my mirror.
Already got window Nice Oh Refering on right.
Oh, I got him!
He got melted!
What the fuck?
They got a Symmetra now.
Careful.
Just kill them.
I guess I'm the only one pushing up.
You got your mark.
Hey man, we're gonna actually get-- Bro, they're distracting all the way over there.
Yeah, I was trying to keep the Bastion alive.
Oh shoot, they're coming.
Yes, yes.
They were just pushing the payload while they were trying to kill us, that's funny.
Yeah.
Oh my god, they're all here!
Got you fresh!
Fresh, don't die!
Yes!
Time for my ultimate.
Money, bro.
Money!
Double kill.
Love your game!
GG! GG! GG! GG, no re!
Gay for gay!
Gay for gay!
What?
What?
Let's go!
Play of the game.
You can play the game, bro.
It should be me!
Synchronize!
I'm still Bronze 1.
This is fucking gay, man.
This sucks, bro.
Nice.
Okay, the W train will continue.
Yeah, see, W train, yeah.
I like that.
No, the rape train, sorry.
Um...
That's what I meant to say.
What was I going to say here?
Oh shit, what the fuck?
I'm not in a party with y'all.
Oh, you...
I accidentally left.
Yeah, left without group.
Oh yeah, because I'm used to being party leader.
Yo, hell no, I'm going to send you niggas' invites.
Oh yeah.
Alright, yeah, man.
I'll join either way.
Wait, it doesn't even let me invite you guys.
What the fuck?
Nigga, I'm just doing a party leader.
It won't let me...
It just says you guys are in the menus.
Ah, I sent you an invite.
If you right click...
Alright, there we go.
Sent you guys both invites.
Alright, there we go.
Here, you want a treat?
Come here All right Alright.
You got some energy?
We're gonna destroy these boys now.
We're gonna destroy these boys.
We're gonna destroy these boys.
We're gonna destroy these boys.
We're gonna destroy these boys.
Damn, man, I keep getting healer, bro.
This is gay.
Yo, Bill, is you still there?
Yeah, I'm back.
Yeah, I'm right here.
Alright, yo, how do I have...
No chats have come through, right?
I don't know if I'm missing them or anything.
I don't want anybody.
No, you don't need to refresh.
It'll come in right there.
Okay, what about Rumble Rants?
I was looking.
I didn't see any.
I seen like a $5 one earlier.
Okay.
Guys, it's a little bit hard for me to keep track of Rumble Rant, so if you guys want to get involved in the stream, go ahead and do a FNF server chat because that way I can actually see it and stuff.
With each step, my burden lightens.
All right.
Capture the objective.
Let's go.
Alright, let's go.
At any cost.
Yo, you guys know when you sit for like too long and your balls tingle?
What?
Nah, I got an ergonomic chair, bro.
What?
He said I got an ergonomic chair!
Yeah, I don't know about the ball tingling, bro.
Alright, let's push.
Let's push, let's push, let's push.
Oh, bro.
Fucking...
Okay.
I hate that troll point man.
Wait, where are you guys?
Yeah, we all died, bro.
Let's not push through that choke.
It's not good.
I mean, we got one kill.
Bro, he's way too far back and no one can heal him.
Er, forward, I guess.
And he...
Alright.
Konza We should probably go around the right hand side Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now.
You're by yourself though, Walt.
Hold on.
Okay, now we're coming behind you.
Alright, we're here.
Warrior's here Don't need the DPS He's weak bro He's weak.
He's one HP. There we go.
DPS dead.
McCree, McCree!
No, nice!
Ashe dead!
It's just their healers.
Got em.
Another dead.
Nearly a team wipe but Moira ran away, so we're good, we're good.
How you doin'?
What, you're over there by yourself.
Where you going?
Where you going?
Bro, you're going solo, no healers.
I'm okay.
We gotta get on point.
They're on point.
See, we really...
It's because of us, bro.
Yeah, we need to focus on...
Iron the prizes, Big Man would say.
Dead.
We'll drop Bobby.
He got me.
Find him, man.
Oh, my...
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
We had no one on point.
I wanna see your sound call.
join me on you new again that's going to short again right again yeah I'm a window as well.
Yeah, they're not on point!
This is free.
Big money.
Oh, shoot.
I'm shooting Bob, man, but, okay, yeah, this is annoying as fuck.
Mind you, Bob, iron more.
Oh, fuck!
I can't aim right now!
She was a little rat.
Ash and more red.
Don't over-extend, Fresh.
Get back here, Bruce.
We got the point.
Fresh, you got no healers on you, please.
Oh, Lucio's right there, behind us.
Goddamn, you're trash, bro.
Goddamn, you're trash.
Oh, there's two chasing me, man!
FUCK!
But you're not dead?!
What the heck?
There's no Man Fresh you can't just push randomly like that, bro Score zero to one
If you can outthink your opponent, it's easy to outfight them.
Yeah, Fresh be fucking feeding, man.
Niggas in the chat even see it.
No, I don't.
Nigga, you be feeding.
Nigga, I have like two deaths.
You have four!
It doesn't matter if you only have that many deaths.
They shoot you and get alt-charged.
That's what I'm trying to say.
That's what Fiend means.
Oh, I get charged and I kill them.
Y'all niggas died before me.
The only reason why you're surviving is because we freaking outfield the retardation.
Yeah, because I'd be chasing after you, man.
We gotta feel the retardation.
Oh, my God.
Oh, they got Widow.
They got Widow.
This is a really bad map over in Sim 2, yeah.
Let's fucking go!
Moira on the left.
She's coming to you, Zen.
Yeah, she ran away.
She's weak now.
More on left.
Yeah, she's coming low.
Maybe not.
I got her.
I got her.
Here he comes!
Nice!
Put your shield up!
Please!
Please!
Get into the field!
Please!
Get in the immortality.
Bro, why'd you fucking run nigga?
Why'd you do that?
Bro, this dude fresh left me to die, bro.
This nigga trash, man.
Y'all saw that in the chat?
I'm over here healing him.
He just ran away, man.
The shield was down.
Nigga trash, bro.
Goddamn.
I killed all of them.
Nigga, I died because you fucking ran.
Like a coward.
I killed all of them.
You didn't kill anybody.
You're still playing right now!
What are you talking about?
I killed- Anna killed um...
um...
Whatchamacallit?
Two of them on the side!
Uh-oh.
How about I try that again?
Alright, let's push.
I got all- I'm here to push.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Push, push, push.
Watch out for the dragon!
Oh god, no!
Dragon!
Woo!
Let's fucking go!
Full send!
we'll send it baby clear that time where there's a gun you should have been that fresh Kept your ass alive again.
God damn I'm nice!
Oh my god, man.
They wouldn't even have had the point if we didn't overextend.
Er-- Not every day gives you a second chance.
I'm sorry.
I'm working from left side right there.
More to left.
You guys are good.
I'm healing you.
Don't worry.
Officer.
Oh, what the fuck?
Check me!
Got him!
I got you, I got Mario.
Mario dead.
She's one HP, got her.
Keeping you alive, Fresh.
Keep smacking him.
Nice!
Holy fuck, man.
Yo, playing with this nigga stresses me out, man.
So who?
You, man!
I think I'm good!
Digga, you're a bronze, bro!
What are you talking about?
Play with me.
Digga, you play like idiots.
I'm silver one on the way almost gold Yeah Full send it!
We'll send it!
I'm hoping for an easy mission.
Don't make this harder than it needs to be.
Alright.
Alright, can you guys still hear me clearly?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, we can hear you.
Alright.
I moved my mic a little bit, so it's not as close as we can.
Wee!
Wee!
Okay, I'm on point.
Alright.
They're on the high ground.
Please!
First is dead.
First is dead.
Top left, they're shooting at you.
Ash and them.
Keep your shield up!
I got you.
What the fuck?
Ah, dude.
Up top.
Ash up top.
He's looking at me.
Got you.
Oh, Sombra behind!
Marissa's one shot.
Did y'all get her?
Nah, she healed.
Sombra killed me.
I'm one here.
I gotta pull back.
Eh, Sombra's gonna die.
Just back up.
They got it.
Just wait for the team.
Back up.
Don't even poke.
Alright, Fresh is about to hit the point.
Ash is...
- dead Keeping you alive, whoa Behind you, Sambra!
Where the fuck is she?
What?
It's not over till it's over.
Still waiting on EMP. Got you.
Are you guys ready?
Wait, for ult?
Yeah.
I need to go in.
I don't know, man.
Yeah, they're all on point.
If you can get a good angle.
Yeah, I guess this is a good time right now.
I'm helping you cancel our ult.
Ah, wrist the gun.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Alright, I'll wait for you guys.
Bruh!
I have ult.
I have my ult too.
How about we push in with my ult and then we got a good angle to get all of them down?
Let's go!
You guys ready?
Oh shoot.
Got it!
Ash!
Ash!
Ash on the side guys to your left!
Let's go!
I think he's my ult yet.
Yeah, good.
You didn't have to waste it.
On the Orisa.
Moira's pushing the...
Yeah, it's here.
Her and Orisa.
They're on top.
Two of them up top.
Heels behind you are completely healed.
Heels here?
Cool.
Thanks.
My bad.
Um, Arisa, my one-hit one.
Sambranos.
She's teleported up top.
She's over there.
Shield.
I need to get behind your shield, bro.
Moira got me.
Nice she's dead One shot on that bitch up there Got you Nice, fresh
Come on bruh Hold that L, man.
W hold!
Shit!
Kill that Sombra!
Let's go!
Nice!
We won this?
Yep.
Clutched it, man.
W. Clutched it there at the end, baby.
W. Woo!
We got this.
Tingle balls, tingle balls.
Tingle all the way.
Full send these balls, bitch.
Damn!
I gotta play the game.
Oh, so now you want to play it.
No, no, you got it, huh?
When I get it, you don't want to play it.
What the fuck, bro?
Okay, the game speaks for itself.
I get multiple players of the game.
That's your first one.
Hold up, guys.
Hold up, guys.
I got my...
Fuck, man.
I'm listening to the stream.
One second.
Alright, let's fuck some shit up.
I'm DPS. Alright, niggas.
This is how you get waves right here.
I'm Iron Fresh.
I've been playing since Overwatch 1 beta, so...
Yo, is this Drake?
Yo, you're not in the voice chat, whoever you are.
You can't hear me?
I can hear you, but the rest can't hear you.
All right, eight angles.
I need a haircut right now.
I ain't gonna lie, my hairline's a little fucked up.
But I'm going through a little mini wolf, okay?
And this helps with making the waves stronger, or not stronger, a deeper pause.
Wait, how the fuck do I join this shit?
Go into, like, just a random VC. I'll think you can see it.
Someone has to bring him up.
Fresh, if you pull him up.
Oh, what's your name?
Y'all should be able to...
I'm talking to everybody, right?
No, what's your name in Discord?
Oh, Discord?
Give me one second.
It's A-L-X-E-R-G. Nigga said Fresh Karen Umarin.
Are you a retarded nigga?
Nigga, I am.
No, you ain't, bro.
I'm healing your dumbass and you've been doing all the crazy shit, man.
Nigga.
My back hurts, bro.
I've been carrying it, dog.
Is it Alex Mighty Mushrooms?
Wait.
Who's water?
Nah, nah, nah.
It's A-L-X-P-R-G. It's lowercase, I mean.
Yeah.
A-L-X-P-R-G. Yeah, I don't see it.
Are you in Scarlet?
Are you in Scarlet Gaming?
Am I in what?
Hey, Jocasta813 says, this shit is madder.
It's any 50 bucks.
Shout out to you, my friend.
Give you a dime to Marco.
Hey!
But I will say, guys, FNF Super Chat is easier to read while we're on stream.
Yeah, I mean, if I play DPS, I'll show y'all how it's done, but I'm not playing DPS. I've been getting fucking healer every round, which is kind of gay, man.
They won't let me, because I queue up as DPS and as healer, and they don't let me, so...
Yo, it looks like my chat is working, by the way.
I'm looking right here, and it looks like I'm back in the chat.
Back in the game?
Someone's echoing.
Test, test, test, one, two, three.
Test, test, test, one, two, three.
Oh, shit, I'm in the game chat.
Bro, I guess I got unbanned or some shit.
I can see my thing clicking here.
I mean, we're on Discord, so it don't matter.
Oh, shit, my bad, guys.
Let me go back to the game here.
All right, there we go.
Sorry about that, guys.
We got a game now.
Yo, uh...
Yo, Walton, try to stay with the team.
What'd you say?
Try to stay with the team.
Oh, they got Pharah.
They got Pharah.
Pharah up top.
She's already weak, though.
Arista Law.
Bro, Reaper is... dead.
Daaaaaaamn, money.
Ah, shoot, I got killed by the... Widowmaker, aw sh...
Got her!
This power was going to get my...
Got her, got her, got the Pharah.
We killed the Holy shit, good luck!
We got it, we got it.
Got it.
Escort the Pale.
Clear and pass!
A complete recovery!
*Cough* Marin, how can I hear a whole game?
Like, I can hear you healing motherfuckers and everything.
You can hear the game?
Yeah, I can hear the game.
But it's not too bothersome, though.
It's all good.
But it's only when people speak.
But in-game, we hear everything.
It's probably because I'm...
Hey, stand up top, boys.
Let's try to launch some shit up there.
Try to flank them.
I'm with you, Lord.
Well, I'm right behind you.
Window.
Light this bitch up.
What the?
Get back here.
Where are you going?
We didn't kill this warrior.
She's weak, man.
Shoot her ass.
Bitch.
Nice.
We got a return.
Barra is flying around like a...
Just strike no more grenade life.
We were just saved their ass Fashion right Bear's on the left.
Life Leaver top never.
Ash on the right.
Y'all got her?
She dead.
But I'm low.
Thank you, thank you Who this work or barista she's half she got saved bro Got her oh shit I damn Fuck I'm all gay-ass As keep it up keep it up
use that cover my soul They need you.
They need you.
Just focus on the healer.
Focus on the healer, soldier.
They got Bastion now.
Got him.
Yeah, money.
Arisa won Keeping y'all niggas alive Oh my god, she's so fucking low!
She's low, she's low, she's low, she's low!
Nice!
Basing, bashing, bashing, bashing Oh shit Life in for dead Holy fuck, I'm keeping y'all niggas alive I don't know how Ashtead, we got this Nice!
GG I know the niggas are looking at my fucking screen right now Going, what the fuck is going on?
Zero Bro!
Let's go!
Yo, you guys were all critical the whole time, bro.
I saw my motherfucking health bar going back and forth.
if I was like, holy shit, he's on a very fucking job.
Fuck, man.
Normally, I had DPS with Babs, but now, man, I gotta heal y'all niggas, man.
Dude, what the fuck, bro?
You guys are fucking reckless, man.
Whatever.
Nigga, you gotta take risk in life, man.
Full send it.
Or don't send it at all.
It is good to say words.
Yo, Myron, you got more damage than I'm afraid.
Do I? Yeah, I'm not surprised.
Damn.
Um, what do I, um...
Okay, so hold on.
You guys said you can hear the game?
Yeah, we can hear...
I'm not sure it's for everybody else, but for me, I can't.
Hold on, let me try this.
Discord has noise suppression, so we can only hear voices, but when you're in-game, and talking in-game, we can hear everything.
Hold on, hold on.
Maybe I can fix it right now.
Does that fix it?
I don't know.
A nigga named Abdul-Hakbar message me.
I mean, add me.
Allow Akbar, man.
Yeah, don't worry.
Alright, yo, uh...
Back up a bit, guys.
Back up a bit.
Like, bro, remember, our spawn is way further back than theirs.
We got Reaper.
Arisa weak.
Reeve on the left!
Reeve on the left!
Nigga!
Nigga one shot!
Reeve for one shot!
Arisa low!
Arisa dead!
Reeve for armor!
Hey, water.
Oh, you can't hit me with us.
Whatever.
You can't hit me with us.
Yeah, we can still hear your game, by the way.
Fuck it.
OK.
Oof.
You almost had them, Walt.
He flew away so fast, bro.
Holy shit.
Nigga said not today.
Oh, oh, Xen.
Nigga, what was that?
What the fuck?
That was a perfect spike.
Yeah.
That's a prescription, Doctor.
Reloading.
Be careful.
Reality fails.
Yo, you gotta conserve your shield.
shield and spider brake wall.
They built a teleporter.
They built a teleporter.
Bitch!
Bruh.
I got you fresh.
I got my ult.
That wasn't my best shot.
I'm dead.
They might have it.
Symmetra got me.
Yeah.
Oh my god!
Ah, man.
I shouldn't have used my ultimate.
Yeah, you shouldn't have used it, bro.
We're all dead.
And you were by yourself.
It's fine.
Just hold them.
I got window.
You know what?
That should be from Atro, actually.
Let's go.
A round of healing.
Light them up.
I will stand.
Arisa, like, half.
Fucking gay-ass flower, nigga.
Ah, flower nigga, one shot!
finish them off that's it all right Ramatra, here we go.
You're about to learn today.
They're going to learn today.
Or a matra Oh, re-price your dumbass nigga Yeah, you better run a faggot Reaper on payload!
Reaper on payload!
Oh, damn!
Weak as hell!
Oh, shit!
Reaper coming for me!
Oh, lord!
No!
I couldn't press too fast enough!
You didn't have trance, bro?
I did, but Reaper killed me before and I can't lose it.
Goddammit, bro.
I told y'all he was coming, man.
I didn't mean to do that.
Yeah, you're right.
We'll just use our Immortality Field.
He destroys the Immortality Field with his ult.
Remember, he shoots everywhere.
So, it wouldn't do shit.
I got you, I got you all.
I got you.
Kill this bitch!
What the fuck?!
Repervine!
Repervine!
How in the hell did I die?!
She put turrets up too.
oh I'm about to throw up a window Shield up!
Repervine!
Repervine!
I put up the immortality field too.
Waste.
Fuck these faggots up.
Let's go.
Aw, you bitch.
They're running away.
They spawn right there.
Back up.
They spawn right there.
Back up!
Get them levels of view!
Reaper really low but nice.
Got you man.
3, 2, 1!
Whoa!
Reaper!
Reaper behind, Reaper behind!
He's keeping his Bastion alive somehow.
*Metro* *Metro* *Metro* You gotta send that trigger.
*Metro* *Metro* *Metro* We're gonna try to come up behind us.
Fresh year alone.
Oh, that snipe.
Somewhere is in Metra's little...
What the?
What the fuck?
Ah, Reaper got me.
Where's this nigga come from, bro?
He was hiding there the whole time.
Trap.
And he ulted when his team was not doing shit.
He's an idiot.
I'm coming back, I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
You're alone by the way.
I'm always alone.
I'm the darkness!
I'm the darkness!
Yeah, good one!
Oh, shoot.
Fuck!
Yeah, I got the window.
Use it, though.
Nice, Arisa's really low, bro.
I got ult.
Oh, shoot.
You guys are dead.
Damn, we pushed their payload back to the checkpoint.
Sweet baby.
All right, ready.
Grab up here.
Ashlaw.
Make sure you reach for pose you in.
Make sure you experience tranquil.
Ah, fuck.
They forced it about 20.
Yo, soldier!
Yo, soldier on the left!
Soldier on the left!
Lifeweaver on me, he got me.
Freshers low. - Let's go, maybe.
- Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.
- Whoa, whoa, back up a tiny bit.
Oh my god, bro.
Uh, come back to the front and heal you.
There we go.
Then you're way too forward, man.
I'm just holding this so they don't keep pushing.
We just gotta hold this one battle.
Gotta hold it!
Oh, they pushed me off!
No!
Alright, we held them till the last, like...
Yeah, we're good.
They got zero seconds left for us.
We got a whole five minutes for whatever.
Hmm.
Another day, another battlefield.
Hmm.
Locked and loaded.
Who's ready to get this done?
Alright, let's, uh...
Let's destroy these scrubs on this one.
I think water's running out like doing a voice chat.
In a voice chat?
Yeah.
The-- Yeah.
They can't join Discord?
He said doing a voice chat so someone can pull you up.
Alright, I know you can throw me a hot boy.
Dead.
Alright, that's a big one.
That's a big pick right there.
Arisa one Arisa's low He dead?
Got her.
Nice!
I got Lifeweaver too.
Nice!
DD! GG. We destroyed them.
G, F, and G.
Easy.
Play of the game.
Oh, look.
Let's go play of the game. - Fresh?
Thank you man.
No escape!
Full send!
Full send!
The darkness consumes you!
What?
Oh, we left somebody in that's too high probably.
Name is Let Me Carry You.
He's Gold.
Madara.
Yo, Arsha just got invaded.
What the fuck, man?
Yo, is Silver 1 good or no?
Huh?
In the grand scheme of things, no.
It's Silver 5, right?
That's good?
Which one is right before Gold?
Silver 1.
Silver 1.
It goes down.
Uh...
Yeah, I don't think we can play with this Madara guy.
Or no, oh, sorry.
Oh, no, no, actually, no, there's six of us in here, that's why.
Can't do it.
So who came in first, Madara or Let Me Carry You?
Let me carry you!
Are they even in here?
Or, like, you gotta join chat or some shit to hear them?
Because we're in Discord chat, so they can't really join this one.
Unless Moe brings them up, or...
Hi, I'm here.
Yeah, these niggas just joined.
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, one person has to leave, so it's up to you.
I mean, I can leave.
What do you mean you can leave?
You leave it?
I mean, you guys need room, bro.
No, nigga, you ain't going nowhere.
What the fuck?
I guess...
Who came in first?
Madara or...?
Check chat.
Scroll up in chat and you'll see who came in first.
You said check chat?
Yeah, in-game chat.
So let me carry you, join the most recently, and then it's Madara.
Yeah.
Alright.
Well...
Uh, nope.
He's too high too.
Alright, now we can go.
Yeah, I gotta make the party private.
Alright, join it.
Go ahead.
Pick your shit.
Also, we do have a $50 rumble.
Yeah, I saw that.
I did see that.
Yeah, if you didn't read it, it's in your text message.
It's mine.
Yeah, I read it.
I read it earlier.
Okay, perfect.
Perfect, just make a sure.
Oh, we got a game.
All right.
Alright, let's do this, gentlemen.
BRO, IT'S THE FAG SQUAD!
Oh, I'm playing DPS. Time to melt, motherfuckers!
Here we go!
You faggots are in for a treat now.
Bruh, they all had to fly.
I'm sorry.
You faggots know what time it is.
I got DPS, a.k.a.
They always think they can beat me.
And I always prove them wrong!
You better keep up.
This isn't a daycare.
Kids can surprise you.
They're not paying your fee to support you.
I know I'm sexy I've got the looks easy and tries and all I've got to be easy I'm moving I'm moving I'm down this line I'm just a sexy boy inside the air I'm not sure
time to melt these faggots melted Put that shield up, bro!
Nigga, who you talking to?
Soldier on the...
Soldier running.
Can I oof?
Yeah, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Eh-eh.
Hey, hey, hey, man.
No.
I told you're dead.
Alright, let me heal you, man.
Er, water.
Mercy dead.
What the fuck?
Bro!
Sniper up top, man.
Sniper, no sniping!
We got it anyway.
She killed three of us, but we got it anyway.
Fucking faggot.
She dead?
Soldier dead?
Good shit.
Soldier dead.
Ana's over there I'm almost ultimate I'm at ultimate, you guys ready?
Yeah.
Oh, soldier on the high ground above us, that's who's shooting down on us.
He's down now, you guys ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get ready.
Oh my god.
Oh damn.
Sigma died before he clairs.
Alright, easy enough.
Kids got clapped.
That Ash on the left What I make up top Right there.
Such a fucking gay-ass ability, man.
Stupid ass orbs.
I got you fresh.
Ash dead.
Damn.
they got a Sigma still okay I got all we needed got a basket not good enough oh shit let me keep you with Ana, one shot on the corner, guys!
Sigma behind you, guys!
Sigma behind you, guys!
GG. Easy clap.
Easy clap, dude. GG. Easy clap, easy clap. Alright. easy clap. Alright.
So Water's not in here right now?
I don't think so.
I was able to hear him before.
Let me go back into team chat.
Let me see.
I'll be able to hear him.
Yo Yo!
Water, are you there?
I can see myself in here.
What, are you there?
He said he needs an invite to get in because he got kicked out for not having an avatar.
You know what?
I think he joined earlier today in the Discord.
Alright, Mo, can you get him in, bro?
Oh, shit.
Dux Freya, you can hear me.
That means I'm not voice banned.
What's up, nigga?
Bro, I thought I was voice ban, but I guess I'm not.
It's fucking lit!
Let's go!
I somehow got out of voice jail.
I guess I got out of voice jail.
Let's fucking go, faggots!
Bro!
Yo, he better be banned again, bro.
Niggas out of boys jail!
I don't know how!
That boy walking right back into that bitch.
Oh shit!
Yo yo yo, they're chasing me man.
Diva's out of mech.
McCree behind us.
McCree behind us in the fucking...
He's weak, he's weak.
McCree up top, weak.
Got him, he sucks, faggot.
Mercy dead.
Yup, these dudes will get melted.
Team kill, alright.
Niggas are trash!
Alright.
Yeah, it's fine, bro.
You can meet me.
I don't care, faggot.
Shit, you guys aren't here.
Alright, let's go.
Wait, who's weird to you?
I'll try to take a favor Mercy one Mr. Floyd Ana dead?
Fuck!
We got anybody in that backline?
Yeah, I got the Ana in the backline, but I got killed by their sorry-ass McCree, who sucks.
Sigma really low, Sigma really low.
Oh, oh!
Fresh, you're dead, bro.
We can't help you.
No, no, no.
I got you fresh.
Back up, back up, back up so we can hear you.
Holy shit, man.
I see why you're charged, but holy shit.
I told you, man.
I'd play with Fresh.
I'd be sweating, man.
This nigga plays like a retard.
I still win games, though.
Bro, you win because we keep you alive.
I think I win without you.
Yeah, okay.
That's why you don't got a golden gun.
That's why you're bronze.
That's why you don't got a golden gun.
Get the ass, get the ass.
Come in, come in, come in.
Get that bird.
Yo, stay on that bird.
Stay on that bird.
Get in the backpack, nigga!
My last name is fuckin' get in the backpack, faggots!
Oh, shit!
Reaper!
Fuck!
Fuck, man!
Still, get in the backpack though, fresh faggot!
My nickname, Jansport, man!
That's a shitty backpack, man!
Goddamn!
Ooh-wee!
Chunk Riot is dead!
I got you guys.
Yo, this nigga trash, bro.
Oh, man.
This Reaper's fucking garbage on their team, man.
Nice!
He'll do some dumb shit, get a kill, and then get fucking...
and then get killed right away.
Is this the same Reaper from last game?
I think so.
Nice!
No DPS with you.
No DPS with you.
Now we're with you.
Nice!
Fuck the ult from spawn again!
They can't make it out of the fucking door!
Because I'm pressing them niggas, man.
W heals.
I hear Tracer, I hear Tracer.
Yeah, I'm pulling back in.
I'm setting up Taurus in our back line.
I got you.
I'm coming out.
He's gonna have a hammer.
He's gonna have a hammer.
He's one shot!
Nice, he's dead.
Send in the Hanzo on focus.
Tracer, Tracer, hit!
Nice.
Mercy coming in to help the Tracer.
Mercy coming for V5? No?
Oh, you should do a fucking job.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
We got this.
We got this.
Tracer gone.
Trash.
I'm here.
I got it.
These niggas are trash.
Faggot, bow, and arrow.
Free kills.
Let's fucking go!
Clap.
31 kills.
31 kills.
Damn, that was a quick game.
Damn, damn.
31 kills bro That's what I was fucking nuts up for Holy Holy I broke that wood on me for you I like that wall though right a lockup on the droid the group
Yo, by the way, I would've had to join y'all in Discord, but it said I was kicked for some reason for not having that fucking avatar.
But I never tried to join the Discord, though, which is weird.
Yeah, you need avatar.
Profile.
Yeah, let me see.
In my avatar, I just put a random ass little dookie on it.
But if somebody can send me an invite, I'll join you.
Yo, does this guy have a chat?
Sorry, does this dude have a fucking mic?
Who?
What?
Abdul Akbar?
What?
You just joined.
Come on, bro.
Abdullah.
Shut up.
Shut up.
What?
Abdullah.
Oh, Abdullah.
Abdullah.
Max Weezy says, first six to eight bullets are perfectly accurate for holding the whole spray.
Burst.
Pause.
Well, here's the thing.
thing if you hold the mouse down bro it's accurate yeah Just a quick tip, Myron.
You were right for using your arm and the mouse.
We can hear you, bro.
We can hear you now.
Because I'm fairly new to PC, too.
And I've just been using my whole wrist.
So it's too late for me to use arm.
But if I could use arm, I would have used arm.
Yeah, everyone said you gotta use arm.
But I've been playing Overwatch since beta and Overwatch 1 since shit first came out.
Damn!
Watered this your main account?
Yeah.
Yeah, I've been playing this shit for a while.
The last time you streamed this, I was in the fucking chat begging you to add me for like three hours.
I had the whole chat going for me.
By the way, chat, I fucking love y'all, man.
Thank you.
You better be good, nigga.
What's the highest you ever got to?
Well, I used to play on the PlayStation.
The highest I got there was Damned and Master.
I was High Diamond.
Okay, High Diamond on PlayStation.
Now you're playing keyboard and mouse?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's way different, isn't it?
Hell yeah, bro.
I was getting a little stomp when I first started playing this.
I was top 500 on console, and then I moved to PC, and then I hit Diamond, and then I just kind of stopped playing this shit.
So I'm a little bit rusty, but...
Play casually, still.
every once in a while play a quick play here and there just for the fun of it interesting interesting Hey, uh, GN. GN, do you only play Zenyatta?
It's up to you, bro.
Is that your main?
It is, but I'll play something else if you just want to play it, because I've seen you've been playing them the whole time.
I'm not trying to kick you off your character or nothing.
You're good, bro.
If you want to play Zenyatta, you can play them.
That's so nice.
Oh yeah, the guy that just sent me the fan request.
Oh, you were going crazy with Zen.
Usually you don't see Xen's in a kill feed back to back, but you was popping the fuck off.
Thank you, man.
Alright, looks like we got some victims.
Prepare to attack.
Hey hey I don't know how I'm in the chat, but I'm in the chat guys I got voice banned, but then now I'm here.
I don't know how, bro.
Nigga said my account was banned for 12 days.
I think it's because it's the group chat, not the actual game chat.
No, I was in the game chat earlier with a random, bro.
He heard everything I was saying.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
He escaped the prison.
I escaped the prison somehow.
You'll see y'all know, we're five stacking.
You guys do realize that this is going to be way harder to play now, right?
Because we're five stacking?
Hell yeah.
We just gotta have some awareness of like some game awareness of what's going on around us and how we should be good.
Kill.
Kill.
Who knows maybe I blizzard is uh pressure to hit.
Apologies if I'm annoying as fuck.
I can't my shit tonight.
That's how... ...better give as much information as possible.
5...4...3...2...1...
Alright.
Attack commencing.
Let's see here.
Capture objective aid.
Get out of here.
Bastion's already weak.
They got a Hanzo on top as well.
Fashion is weak as shit Orisa one!
Orisa one!
Good shit!
Bastion is one on the side, guys!
Bastion is one.
I'm doing a lot of fucking damage to these retards.
Bastion dead!
Let's go!
Push it, faggots!
Let's go!
Kill this bow and arrow, faggot!
Let's go, man!
These dudes are getting melted!
Let's fucking go!
Good fucking shit, boys.
Get fucking rocked, faggots!
Let's go!
Get a backpack, niggas!
Let's go!
It's honestly funny as hell hearing what's going on on Iron Sad, like hearing him get kills and shit, like all of the towns and all.
Alright, we got that.
We got it.
Got it.
Damn, she dropped like a bag of fucking rocks!
Yeah, he's on top of the building.
He's still up there.
Oh, that Hanzo is smiling still.
Aw, he's weak as shit.
He ran.
Pons are trash.
What a fucking idiot.
Why would you stand there?
You fucking idiot!
You stupid!
Facts!
Let's go!
For last time!
Come here, time to touch these faggots!
Let's go!
I'm about to have a visor!
Let's go!
These niggas are trash!
I got visor?
Let's go, faggots!
You know what time it is!
Nice!
Let's go, molest time!
Come here, you whore!
Oh shit, I'm about to die.
Fuck.
Niggas are trash, though.
Back with my team.
Let's fucking go.
Alright, y'all should have that.
Those niggas got cream pie.
Let's fucking go, man.
Hell yeah, bro.
I am effervescent.
Paws of Crusaders!
Oh my god!
Fresh super fucking big, bro!
Oh my god!
You like that one?
Alright, then we got him with Halo, though.
Hold on, the slam dunk.
Let us know next time we're gonna do it.
Oh, oh.
Bastion is weak over there.
Watch out, watch out.
Missile strike, missile strike.
He's gonna delay it, he's gonna delay it.
He didn't even use it, what the heck?
Oh, I'm dead!
Yo Reaper behind you, bro.
Reaper over here, Reaper over here, I got you.
I'm pumping your heels, brother.
He has no, there we go, melted.
He's dead, Moira.
Black window.
Zen back up, Zen back up, Zen back up, Zen back up.
I'm shooting the Sarissa with you.
I can't, man.
Nice, nice.
I'll save you sorry ass nigga Let's go!
Niiiice, back from there Rebra behind us!
Rebra behind us!
We're behind us, Melton!
Japanese or...
Oh shit!
Shoot this bitch!
I'm about to die!
I'm about to die!
Fuck, man!
She's 1 HP.
Finish that whore, man.
Bash your behind.
Bash your behind.
Game over.
Game over.
Piece of shit.
You fucking G's, boys.
Yo, uh...
You didn't have a fucking immortality field there when Orisa pulled me in?
Nah, it was on 10 seconds.
Oh, good.
Yeah, Baptiste's cooldowns are long as fuck.
Myron, they were on your ass.
You were fucking them up, man.
Dude, they were focusing me, man, after that shit, bro.
Fucking faggots, man.
Hey, Myron, I'm going to stick with you.
I'll let you know when I have window.
Just play for high ground.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll be on defense.
I'm going to be up top, mostly.
Yeah, that window soldier arc is better than a fucking Genji stem thing with Ana.
Uh, Nanoblade?
Yeah, Nanoblade.
Nanoblade is retarded, bro.
I play a pretty mean Ana, too.
I be keeping Fresha's fucking sorry ass alive a lot with her, too.
when this new should be dying in this world pacifism is foolish What makes you think I am a pacifist?
I got my turrets along this bridge right here, so if you need to pull back, just fall back there and the turrets will catch them.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Attackers incoming.
Defend objectives.
Oh, they got Widow.
They got Widow.
They got Widow.
Don't even poke.
Don't even poke.
I'm not even going to poke.
Drop down.
Drop down.
Don't even poke.
Just drop down.
Play the corners.
Arisa has no javelin right now.
They got Sojourn.
I see her, I see her, I see her.
Got her, got her, got her!
Oh, these boys are about to get melted.
I'm on this Orisa.
Moira weak.
Oh shit, I tried to kill one of them.
Whoa, what the fuck?
No healers with you guys, no healers with you guys.
Yo, fuck man, yeah, god damn.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Nah, alright, I gotta push those.
Damn, they sniped me!
They'll regret that.
Shout out to the nigger.
These guys might be dangerous now.
They got it?
Yeah, we just set up for the next- Yeah, it's fine.
They got it.
Just set up for the next shit.
I'm in the high ground up here.
Objective lost.
Stop the payload.
Oh, we don't make...
Oh my fucking god!
We do.
I'm sorry.
Bro, what is this?
Careful of that voice.
Alright, I'm back now.
I'm back now.
The payload must be stopped.
Play the street here boys Good to make her up top I got visor I'm about to have visor, guys.
I got a heal down.
I got a heal down.
You already hammered them walls.
You got it?
Got it You only got her in it What the fuck?
This bitch won't die!
What the fuck?
This ends now.
We got a good comp going right now.
Bro.
How did she not die?
Dude, what the fuck, man?
I'm gonna stop a little.
The Sarissa is...
I just got you in my sights.
I just saw a Widow, but they got me.
Their spawn is right there.
Yeah, I'm running, I'm running right now.
I got Blizzard.
I'm ready to start a Blizzard.
Ah shit!
She coming after me.
Oh man.
Alright, I'm pushing back.
I'm too far forward.
Aw, fuck.
Cover the bubble.
Moira, one!
Nice!
Moira, oh my god, the fucking Lifeweaver saved her so much.
Nigger, bitch!
Dead!
Alright.
Let's go.
Hey, this bitch is thick, ain't she?
She fat.
I'm not thick, she fat.
Widow up top left.
Watch out.
Oh, top left.
Oh, Reaper!
Reaper my ult?
No, that's a wave.
Oh, he forced out already.
It's okay, it's okay.
Reaper melted.
Nice, Widow top left.
Widow coming after me, she knows I'm out.
I didn't want to...
I didn't want to die before I keep my transcendence at the last time.
I need heals, man.
I need heals.
I'm like 80.
I'm melting these, dude.
Come back, come back, come back.
I got another visor.
Let's fucking go!
I'm destroying these niggas, man.
God, it don't matter.
I don't miss.
Let's fucking go!
These niggas are getting melted right now.
Let's fucking go.
I'm not missing.
I'm on the high ground shooting down on these faggots.
Oh yeah, buddy!
Get melted, bitch!
Let's go!
Nice!
Yo, Reaper on the left!
Reaper on the left!
Reaper on the left!
He's hiding.
He might have ult.
Oh, what the fuck?
One shot on him!
Kill him!
Yup!
Y'all got the Reaper?
Nah, he got healed.
Let them get it!
Back up!
Keep bagging.
Go get him.
Go fucking get him.
Nice.
Oh, y'all know what time it is.
Oh, my bad.
Team white guy.
You got me, baby.
You got me, baby.
The boys have showed up.
The boys have showed up.
Nice.
Get out my face, bitch.
Let's fucking go!
Niggas are getting molested right now.
This is what happens when I'm on DPS. These fucking faggots can't stop me, man.
I got these niggas on my sights.
I am the aimbot.
I'm the captain now.
Captain T-Bag to be specific.
Get Rape Bagot, you suck!
I need help, I need help.
Focus back, focus back.
We're ult.
Two seconds to wall.
I'm on you, water.
I have ult.
Fuck off with me.
I got the team with me.
I got the bros with me.
Look at the fuck you got Chinese, bitch.
Let's go!
Bastard weak, that boy running!
More on the right!
More up behind you guys and above!
Reaper got me.
Oh shit!
Oh fuck, I'm fucked up!
Go get Smils, get Smils.
You go, you go, you go.
You got yourself right now, Myron?
Myron, drop down.
Bastard one!
Melted!
Good job, good fucking job!
Coming back right now!
We're white-heeled and one DPS with you guys right now, coming back!
I got another Visor.
Nice!
Reaper got me, bro.
Reaper got me.
Fucking faggot.
I was on a 16 player killstreak.
You got three ults?
In the span of three minutes, you got three ults.
I've had Visor for a minute now.
Oh shit!
Bastard melting!
Fuck it, let's go!
Come here, bitch!
Oh, shit, I'm about to die.
Oh, nice, Trance!
No, no we're not, we're good, we're good!
Fuck!
Yeah, through the Zen ult, man.
Awww!
How about back up, keep backing up!
Get out of there, run run run run!
Just keep going, keep going, come out!
Awww, fuck, that's a big stagger.
I mean, he's got 20 seconds.
He's one, finish him off.
Oh my god, bro.
I have ulti?
Nah.
Get it.
Fuck, man.
We did really fucking good.
They got one minute, but we got five.
Yeah, we got this, dawg.
We got this and shit, man.
Yeah, I was so locked in just now, bro.
Holy shit.
Me too.
I know.
No, me, you, and Maren.
Me and Maren tie for 36.
Play Ram again.
I'll nano boost you when your ulti comes up You play the risks of both rounds right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I'm going to go junk on them.
They don't have a shield.
Every soldier needs a cause.
To find success, we must search in harmony.
Watch out for the widow here.
They played widow the first two points.
We will not lose this battle if we fight as one.
We just gotta hold him.
They only got a minute.
We can hold him at the first point for a minute.
Yeah, I just can't get picked by Widow and we win.
Do you think they're gonna have her on this first one?
Yeah, they played at the first two points, so I think they will again.
Yeah, and plus, the Widow has a lot of coverage from this side, but one thing I noticed about Widow is he only shows her head when she's shooting, so if you, like, focus her head, Widow, like, it's for a second to hit her.
I'll call her right now if I see her.
Let me see.
I'll tell y'all right now.
There they have her.
They got her.
They got a Widow.
They got a Widow.
Way back.
Way back.
They got a Widow.
Yup.
Here they come, here they come, here they come!
Orisa one already.
Orisa one, Orisa one.
Good meld.
Nice!
Sojourn.
She's...
Sojourn's top middle.
Japanese whore.
Japanese one shot Sojourn on the right It's fine.
Just back up, back up, back up.
Remember, they gotta touch the point.
Back up.
We got it on our side.
Here, take a heal station.
Sojourn, one shot on the right.
Oh, wait up top, back up wall.
Back up, back up.
Hold point.
I got hill station right here, hill station right here.
Go to make her up top.
We're on point.
Get this fucking more bro Shit bro heels on point now Nice!
How you doing, buddy?
Get the fuck out of here.
Bro, look at how stats compare to theirs.
We got this shit.
Five minutes, boys.
They're probably gonna run a full-on cheese comp right now.
They're probably gonna do Sim and Torb and Junkrat and all the fucking gay-ass characters.
What I suggest we do is just fight for ult charge.
After we build up ult, then we pop it.
Of course, I'm going to throw the ult behind them.
That's going to...
The second motherfuckers here at Mayhaw, they just tend to just hold...
The anti-nade is going to have to be important.
Yo, Abdul, just anti-nade the fuck out of them, bro.
That's going to be huge.
Since we have five minutes, I'll just play for...
If it gets to that point, I'll just play for Rammel.
Yeah.
Yeah, try to use that nade offensively, at least for this first push here.
Greetings.
Had to get that stem, hit Myron with it.
We should be good.
As does failure.
Hello.
Greetings.
Hello.
Hello.
I greet you.
Greetings.
Hello.
I do not fight for myself.
Greetings.
Let's see what they got.
You'll never know until you know what they got anyways.
Someone top, Bastion top middle?
Bastion dead!
Let's go!
I got your shoulder.
Melted, let's go!
Let's fucking guard!
Niggas are trash!
I'm fucking out here!
Yo, I just did a 180 and threw a helix at that bitch!
Let's fucking go!
These faggics are getting touched!
Let's go!
Not the 180 helix!
Bruh!
Oh, good shit water.
No problem, man.
Anytime.
Yeah, that ult is huge.
He pulled the eyes into the fucking arm bro!
Bro, y'all saw the fucking gay motherfucker pull the moron into the arm?
Fucking retard.
Hold on.
Oh, it won't let me pick D. Okay, I can do both.
And they taking you off of DPS? No, I picked DPS. I was going to put healer as well, but since we got five.
So yo, pick your roles, guys.
I could do both.
I could heal or do DPS. We're waiting for Fresh right now.
Fresh, are you a faggot?
All right.
Who did that sound effect, Mo?
Thank you.
That's me.
Who?
Stupid!
Bill's.
Ah, it's fresh.
Okay.
It's Bill's, bro.
Oh, Bill's?
Okay, Maren, that flick into the Helix Rocket is the best play I've seen you do on M and K so far.
Keep doing that shit down to Mark.
I appreciate that, bro.
Yeah, that's a sign that you're getting better if you pull some shit off like that.
It takes a while, man.
Oh, nigga said Steven, Steven Paddock?
Yeah, bro, I'm Steven Paddock, bro, when I be on the high ground.
If you're playing Ryan every time Moira ults, you gotta hammer no matter what.
Yeah, yeah, that's JR. That's if they have hammer.
Keep tanks alive, that's how you win.
JR from Dallas, shout out to you.
Napsin goes, where's Chris?
Passed out Henny on a park bench?
Probably, bro.
Be in a bum somewhere.
Let's see.
They're saying, shit, this is mad entertaining.
Yeah, it is mad entertaining.
We got almost 5,000 y'all niggas watching right now, by the way.
But I'll tell y'all this, it's 12.52 in the morning.
There's no breaks on the train, my friends.
We are on a win streak.
So that means...
You faggots know what time it is.
Hopefully I don't lose my voice again.
AK, we losing my voice again.
Let's go!
No you're not.
Losing voice again.
Let's do it.
What?
Batman Returns.
Batman Returns.
coming back baggots sorry if that reacts You fackets know what time it is.
Right or wrong.
I'm gonna finish this war.
If you can.
Watch for their weaknesses and strength.
Alright.
Time to melt these scrubs.
Let's kick some ass, Mara.
Yup.
Alright, let's see here.
What a Rissa.
Ripper behind.
Where is he?
He dead.
Oh, okay.
Good shit.
Y'all killed him so fast.
Junker Queen already weak.
Junker Queen one shot.
She's on a left.
Bastion melted.
Junker Queen melted.
Where, where, where?
Easy enough.
Kids got melted.
Alright, they're gonna come from top right right here, guys.
Get ready.
They're gonna move payload, but watch the top right.
Nice, nice, nice fucking things.
What the hell do they call it?
The little orb things?
Yeah, the little turrets.
Turrets, yes.
The little cemented turrets, yep.
Alright, here we go.
Lifeweaver already weak up there, Bastion.
Reapers coming to point.
We see you bitch Herb on ball this part on ball and I did I'm sure I'm sure ball and ball We still got it Fashion melted oh, we got a good fucking jobs and these kids are getting destroyed okay, you go Let's fucking go, man.
What the fuck is going on?
I'm taking high ground up here.
It's game time.
I'm high ground up here.
Just keep payload, guys.
Keep payload.
I'll call it out when they come.
Let's be aware of Myron's position.
Yeah, I'm right above you guys to the right.
Balls up.
Oh, they got a fair now.
They got a fair now.
They got a fair.
I don't know why but okay Ball Ball on us.
He's discorded.
He's discorded.
I got Visor.
I got Visor.
I'm about to pop it.
I'll pop it, Visor.
Let's go.
Baragon.
Yup.
I'm not sure I got you for me.
That's the ball.
What the fuck killed this Ana?
Got her, bitch.
Let's fucking go, man!
Water.
Tracer?
Like a rat.
Melted.
Melted.
He thought she was going somewhere.
Come on, Bob.
He's running, scrub.
When you ult soldier, I'll...
I'm 35 to it.
I used it earlier, but...
I'm shooting ball.
Soldier melted.
Nice.
W ult.
I'm sure all of this is mine.
Oh my god, he's so low!
And free ult charge.
Free ult charge, guys.
Go get him.
Ball dead.
Ball dead.
I'm 85 to ult.
What?
What is so hard?
Yeah, they think fucking all the way back in spawn, bro.
They're running so hard, bro.
She died.
I have to pop out in 3...
2...
Ah, let's wait.
Let's wait.
Come on, please.
Arisa?
He can't save you!
He's dead.
Ah, I could not believe you.
That's Riga, save you, nigga!
Tree ain't gonna save you, boy!
He's dead, he's dead!
I killed him in two seconds, he sucks!
Faggot!
You fuckin' rocked!
Yo, these kids can't fuckin' stop us!
Fucking Scratch!
There's no brakes on a rape train, faggots!
Ha ha ha ha!
My man's Abdul with the 19 assist though, holy shit.
We're bringing back gaming.
We're bringing back toxic gaming.
If you're not getting banned off of chats, you're not going hard enough in this shit.
Alright?
Niggas banned me off the chat, but for some odd reason, I'm back in here.
I don't know how.
Them boys must have slipped up and forgot that I'm out here.
Because I'll tell y'all this.
The owner of Blizzard or Overwatch, his name is Jeff Kaplan.
You already know what that means.
This guy, bro.
Bro, them boys control everything even Overwatch.
Yo, Myron, I'm putting tourists all under this bridge.
If you see them shits, lock on with anybody.
Oh, nice, nice.
Okay.
You're throwing one here.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
I see you.
You put them in them toxic areas.
I put this one here specifically because they can't see this one from the spine.
So they only found out it was right there until they get hit bad.
Alright, let's see what they got.
Okay, they got Sigma.
Holy shit, I'm almost dead.
Holy fuck.
They got Soldier.
Yo, Walt's about to die.
Use my heal station, Walt.
Alright, cool.
Thanks.
Alright, well, yeah.
They got mad, bro.
They ain't playing today.
Yeah, they got this.
Yeah, I'm weak as shit, man.
Thank you, bro.
Good call out.
Sigma dead.
Good shit.
Good shit.
I'm on you.
I'm on you.
Xenos, look!
Look for P. Behind us.
I got hacked.
Sombra behind me.
Fucking trash!
Yo, turn around.
There's a Sombra behind y'all, man.
Yeah, I just killed the boy.
I died.
Yeah, they got it.
They got it.
It's all good.
Alright, back up.
Back up.
We still got one more team fight.
Come back.
Come back.
We still got one more team fight.
Back up, wall.
Back up.
Back up.
Wait until we got five on five.
Back up.
Oh, shit.
That's a big L. You didn't want to smash?
What?
Ayo.
Ayo.
I got my wall coming up, so I'm at 96%.
Are we going to contest this?
Nah, just back up.
See, that's why we can't be staggered, guys.
We can't be staggered like that.
I already know what we're doing.
Cause now when you play this level, you gotta do 5-on-5 teamfights, man.
Right, right, right.
Who needs healing?
It's a live soldier.
Oh yeah, I'll be there in like 30 minutes.
Nigga, focus on the game, you fucking scrub!
Yeah, tell that bitch away, bro.
I know.
I'm not.
I'm serious.
This nigga doing retard or shit.
Oh my god, I fucked up.
I fucked up.
Yo, I got visor.
I got visor.
Alright, cool.
I nearly have ult.
I freaking boosted him now.
Oh, wrong nano, man.
Yeah.
He's coming, yeah.
I saw these soldier there for DPS, so I'm coming back right now.
Damn, you gotta get to your heels.
Fuck.
Alright, cool.
I'll see you, no tears.
Bye-bye.
One shot on the fucking Sigma man Yo, I'm melting these kids!
Let's fucking go!
The carry is here!
I'm with you, dawg.
I'm with you, brother.
Keep him up.
Coming back.
Moving, boys.
Myron, don't die.
We're coming back.
We're coming back.
Nice ult.
Go after the healers.
First day.
First day.
Let's go after these fucking healers.
Sombra, what?
Sombra won, man!
Alright.
Fuck!
Yo, how close we the nano?
You're gonna die, you're gonna die.
Get the heals, get the heals!
Oh shit!
Fuckin' A. Alright.
They're coming, boys.
I'm back in.
Back in, back up, back up, back up, back up.
I'm here.
I'm on this soldier.
Oh shit.
Hey, you gotta get out of there.
I got you, I got you.
No, they got it, they got it.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
They got it.
I got Visor.
Then is one Got a switch at some point in time I'm gonna take high ground.
Ana, what do you got for a nano?
88.
Alright, I'll wait till you have it.
I'm on the high ground up here.
Shit, so drunk.
I'm going to turn the opposite wall to point any attention.
Alright, I'm coming up.
95. I got hacked.
Alright, alright.
They just used trance.
We just forced trance.
Good, good, good.
Get ready.
Give me the nano here in a second.
I have it, I have it, I have it.
Give it to me now.
Give it to me now.
Down them out, these maggots!
What the fuck?
Xen is one shot, man.
Where the fuck was the team at, man?
I Rub some dirt on it Let's go.
Den is dead.
Nice, super dead.
That was a good hold.
We have a good spot here.
We still held them it's fine, but I should have we should have killed way more than Honestly, that was my fault for not healing gear Okay Eclant I'm trying to protect you from that snobbish.
Sorry sorry sorry sorry More up top More up top.
She's one shot.
She left.
She's one shot.
She's one shot.
Got her.
Got her.
Zarya.
Zarya right here.
Focus her.
Focus her.
Break through the bubble.
Break through the bubble and kill her.
Got her.
Good shit.
Nice.
What's that on the soldier, man?
Fuck!
Fuckin' dammit, man!
Yeah, you're somewhere nearby.
Moira on top, Moira on top.
I'm over there.
Hey, Santa.
I am unbreakable.
Moira on top, Moira on top, Moira on top.
Zarya on me!
Turn around, Zarya right here!
Zarya right here!
Zarya right here!
I need to keep it on and stay alive!
I got 88% off!
I'm 93% off!
Mario behind us!
Mario behind us!
Stay alive!
Stay alive!
Stay alive boy!
Stay alive!
I'm dead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming back.
I'm dead.
That's what I'm pointing at.
I'm freezing my eyes.
Man.
I don't know.
Whoa.
Freeze.
Don't move.
Score.
Three.
All right, so I figured out what was around right there.
We were getting distracted by people attacking the back line too much, like Fura up top right and Sombra flanking from the underbar car right there.
Just gotta learn how to push towards the tank and use cover.
Also, we gotta group up on the team fights more.
Fresh, when I tell you to back up, you gotta back up, bro.
you be by yourself fighting at the end and uh uh healers are occupied in the background cause they're getting flanked by a more ensemble sometimes they will catch you off our fresh we got this shit we just got to look they only got We got it in three and four.
They only got a minute to push.
We go hold them Well fresh as luck then he He doesn't have a single word.
Fresh, are you in here?
Yeah, I was on the phone with my...
Oh boy.
Yeah, that's why we lost, nigga.
You weren't focused, scrub.
Hey man, I've released.
Nigga, is that your- Oh, I have a real life?
Is that your excuse for being trash?
Nigga, you die, bro!
I have a real life!
Nigga, I'm not trying to lose, you sorry-ass nigga!
I have a life!
The fuck you die?
Oh, I got a soldier!
I got a soldier!
You did one more HP! That's fucking gay, man.
Boys, boys, boys, focus up, focus up, focus up.
Let's get killed, these motherfuckers.
Ah, shit, they already got us here.
Oh, shit.
Aw, you rocked me out!
Oh man we're on me more on me Chasing me, man.
Goddamn, these kids are fucking...
I got you.
Damn it, Zen.
Bro, what?
They're so dark.
On the way back.
Zen is one, man.
That's better.
Sombra, Sombra on the right.
Sombra on the right.
Press drop, press drop.
Go, go, go.
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Sombra, one HP on the right.
Got her.
She dead.
I'm one HP though.
Heels on point.
Heels on point.
Good sleep, good sleep, good sleep.
Don't shoot her butthole.
Got her.
Moira above, Moira above.
Soldier, soldier, soldier.
Get the early, get the early.
Moira, get the Moira.
Yo, they got a transcendence.
He just popped transcendence on us.
Aw, damn.
Alright, I'm pushing back.
That's alright, we just need one stop.
Oh, they don't gain any time?
They don't gain any time?
No, they don't gain any time.
I'm 77 to fucking...
78 to our visor.
I have ulti.
My ultimate is almost dead.
Alright.
My ultimate is not ready yet.
99,100.
Take, take.
Whoa, yo, Moira, Moira's trying to flank us.
She's 1 HP.
We got nano?
We got nano.
Give me the nano right now.
Give it to me right now.
Diamond mouth them.
Let's go.
Yeah, niggas ran.
Niggas ran.
He's ran, bro.
I was ready for it, though.
That's all right.
He was ready.
He had it coming.
They knew what was coming.
That's why they backed up.
eyes.
Niggas got shook!
Yo!
I got off that point immediately!
Because, um...
I don't know if y'all noticed it, but the easiest way to tell if the enemy team is ulting is if you hear a foreign language.
Because if it's in English, if it's in English, they are on your team.
If it's in a foreign language, it's the other team.
So what Anna says in Arabic is show them your strength.
So, uh...
Because she says, which means show them your strength.
And, uh...
What's it called?
The soldier says, I'm feeling unstoppable.
So then they just got off the payload.
And then you hear, I got you in my sights.
Wow.
So niggas were shook.
I never knew that, bro.
What's that?
Yo, Fresh, you feel like...
Fresh, you think Ryan will work right now?
Reinhardt?
Ryan will be good, yeah.
Pretending I am content.
Perhaps I can share your burden.
If it don't work, then you can switch back.
I just think that'll work.
Because they'll give us more time to do damage, you know.
To build and shit.
Nigga, I'm here, but I can't switch again.
Yo, what?
Moira's on- Yo, their Moira on their team is trash, bro.
Oh, Mercy's out and open.
What the fuck?
Mercy weak as hell.
Soldier one Focus from boys focus to that to that to that to down our new 13 we can push this Dead Mercy over here.
Mercy over here, guys.
Mercy over here.
Alright, she got away.
It's fine.
Keep pushing it.
Top right, Moira.
Where's Zarya?
Where's Zarya?
Summer behind us.
I gotta...
I gotta...
Got her!
Got her!
Good shit.
Get the mercy.
Get the mercy.
Get the Mercy!
Soldier top right!
Soldier top right!
Nice!
Moira dead.
She sucks, bro.
This Moira on their team is terrible, bro.
All she does, she flanks.
She flanks, bro, and she keeps, like, not healing her team.
She sucks.
I'd be pissed as fuck if I was on another team, bro.
She just flanks trying to get killed, bro.
Hey, man, she got more heals than me.
Still sucks.
You're using Zen, though.
Or on-- I mean, early on.
Oh, you trust him, nigga.
Oh my god, that was a compass for me.
Ana, their Ana's off the high ground.
Bomber got me.
I'm dead.
Oh, and I just got Transcendence.
One more big push and we're good.
I have ult.
I rubbed some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Alright.
Ultimates.
Almost there.
I got hacked.
Eh.
You look crazy.
Chews up.
Chews up.
Damn.
Fuck!
That's why they wasted it.
What a faggot, man.
You didn't have trance?
No, I didn't use it in time.
Oh, I have it, but I didn't use it in time.
Alright, there we go.
Two dead on your team.
Two dead on your team.
Good shit.
Alright, that's game.
That's game.
Good shit.
GG. Yeah, that's game.
Good fucking shit.
I'm here, nigga.
I'm locked in, nigga.
Fresh is locked in, bro.
For real.
The brush is locked in Play oh hang online I'm low-key probably the reason why we were taking such a fucking beat.
I had 12 fucking deaths.
It's all good to happen to the best of us.
Alright, fellas.
You out?
I'm out.
Alright.
Have a good one, man.
Nigga gonna go fucking club like a faggot.
Stop the win streak.
Have fun, man.
Alright, faggot out then, nigga, so we can play.
Fuck, man.
Fuck out then.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Nigga, I want to go to the club like a faggot.
All right, man.
Let us fucking play that nigga.
Get out of here.
Fine, Rush.
Yeah, I'm going to boot him.
All right, let's do it!
The rape trade continues.
Hell, we might get somebody better.
Damn Yo that Moro Was too caught up Like, literally, I had, like, a whole, like, two-minute fight with her, like, in the flank.
Like, dude, just completely ignoring the team.
I'm not dying.
Why is he still right here?
Get back to your team.
Get back to your team.
Get back to your team.
Yo, Maren, did you really boot fresh?
Huh?
Yeah, I mean, he had to go anyway.
You're sick.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero You going into the team check Yeah, we can actually.
Team chat, boys.
Yo.
Yo, can you guys hear me?
Yes, sir.
He escaped the ban.
He did the dash.
Bro, I don't know how I got out the ban, bro.
My boy done got up out of that jam.
Alright, we got a Junker Queen as a tank, guys, so...
Alright, let's see.
I hate this map, bro, but we'll do what we can.
Oh, they got him, Moira!
and a bastion Diva's about to be mechless here in a second.
Yeah, that's fine.
D.Va's about to be out of mech.
D.Va's out of mech, er, almost out of mech.
Bastion on the side.
Tracer on point.
Bastion.
Trisha got me.
Come on we're on point.
Bro, they're just...
Oh my god, they already got ults, bro.
This bitch is chasing me!
Wow!
Yo, the reason why they stayed alive for so long is because that new Egyptian bitch, she got like a healing pylon that she likes tucked in the back in the hidden spot.
Ah, okay, okay.
Let's go.
No, I think she's Mexican.
Look out for like a red orb.
I'm about to have visor.
I'm about to have Rizer.
Nice.
We melted her.
Watch out.
W wall.
Pylon gone.
Pylon gone.
Bastion melted.
Yeah, bitch, there's one shot over there, Mae.
Good shit.
On point, we got more red, Mae.
I got more red and Tracer.
Tracer's nice.
Tracer's nice.
We're right here on my ping.
Yeah, I'm tracering down with you.
She's gone.
Okay, fuck it.
I got Viser.
It's fine.
Alright, one more team fight.
They're gonna have one more team fight and we got this shit.
What do we got for ults?
Um, 31% on Blizzard.
Okay, Diva from below.
We have three hands though, we have three hands.
Hey buddy, use all that on me.
Thank you all my Andy, he fu- We got it.
Nice, we got this one.
D below, D below.
Diva out of mech.
Bastion one shot.
Good finish.
Fuck outta here with that bullshit.
Good shit.
We must focus our attack upon the objective.
Let's go next one.
Oh shit, we gotta go to the other point.
Yeah, me and you over here ready.
Other point, other point.
I hear a reaper.
Is yours on our zen?
Oh shit.
It's dead to our left.
Oh, true ult.
Climbing the objective.
Get out of here.
Dima here.
I think I'm a down right here.
Dima was dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm sorry, man.
I ain't no good.
Dima, try to re-replace yourself?
Yeah.
But over-repa on point on that tank.
I've seen tougher spots.
No DPS with you guys.
We're just Zen and Junker Queen.
Alright.
They got it.
They got it.
Alright, I got Blizzard.
Alright.
They used, what was that, two ults or just one?
They used Coalescence and I don't know what else.
Did they use Reaper ult?
Uh, no, they still had that.
Okay.
Alright.
We good?
Yeah, I think we're all here We're a week in the back man I Oh, one healer gone!
Reaper one!
I got you me.
Bastion behind you guys right now.
He's one HP over there.
He's one HP. He's running.
I can't get him.
It's fine.
It's fine.
He's still over there.
I'm going to try to tease him a bit.
Bastion, I think.
No, he ran away.
He ran away.
Alright.
What the heck?
Everyone, drink up!
They get a Reaper.
I just heard him TP. Okay.
Oh, one of them left the game.
It's in the middle of the match, so they can't quit.
D.Va, baby D.Va.
I reaper over here.
I see him.
Thanks.
Reaper over here.
What the fuck?
That nigga's garbage for that, bro.
He's got him out.
Kill him.
Y'all killed him for that?
You guys punished him for that?
Good.
He's gonna get text chat banned.
Oh, what did you say?
Nice ulti fag or whatever?
Told him a retard, but yeah.
Yeah, he has a retard.
Yeah.
You literally just ulted us like, and nigga, you're not gonna win the team fight, you retard.
Alright, Ryan got his ass.
Clap.
Alright, I got Visor.
Oh, they're already on point.
They're already on point.
Moira and Ravon are on the right.
Moira 1, rip on the right, rip on the right.
Reaper, okay.
He can't take us.
He a faggot.
He running, he running, he running.
Get the D.Va out of me, guys.
So I can buy this.
Let's go!
Reaper gone.
Reaper on me, Reaper on me.
Oh, that's more on me.
No, I got him, I got him.
That's more on me.
Yeah, she got melted too.
These niggas are trash.
Team kill.
Alright, they both wear black.
Alright, this is gonna be an easy W. One of them left.
Again, destroyed so hard.
I ain't gonna lie, there's Junker Queen on our team.
Sucks though.
Yeah, he's terrible, bro.
They got Soldier.
Melted.
Reaper.
Oh, I shot the wall of D.Va and Miklis.
Baby D.Va.
Oh, that bitch is using a...
What is that?
Oh!
I'm running.
What is that?
Okay, I'm back in it then.
There are soldiers running.
That nigga gone.
Yo, what the fuck?
He really ran.
Yo, he said, fuck this, man.
It ain't worth it.
He ran to the other side of the map.
Alright, destroyed.
How long did we go for?
How many wins in a row is this?
That was four.
Damn.
See, Myron, boy, the last time you streamed Overwatch, I had your whole chat begging for you to add me.
Are we on it now?
Nah, Loki, I think it's just that you need to play DPS more because, man, you going crazy.
The thing is, I end up playing healer a lot because it's like, every retard plays DPS, bro.
So it's like, alright, I'll just play healer so I can get more matches and then also so I can support more.
You know what I mean?
Because I can still DPS on healer and heal niggas so I can do two things.
Because if you're a shitty healer, bro, you'll lose the game.
Hell yeah, bro.
Voice chat, let's see if our tank isn't a retard in here.
Y'all ninjas, anybody in here?
No, I only see three people in here.
It's just us, I don't think the tank's in here.
Who's the tank?
tank Winston?
Alright.
I'm gonna go take the high ground on the right.
Oh, we gotta go to the tank he's going right.
Alright, they got Hanzo.
They got Soldier as well.
Soldier and Mercy.
Soldier, weak as shit!
Another one!
Another one!
Oh, he just got heals.
Ah, he got me.
Mercy weak!
I was in the emo field!
I'm just gonna throw you guys in the field.
I'm just gonna throw you guys in the field.
Nice!
Penko, you gotta get out of there.
You gotta join up with the soldier up top.
It's only two of you.
I'm not sure if you guys are doing that.
Alright.
Alright.
We must join this one.
They're gonna come after me on the high ground.
I already know.
Yup.
I'm still here, guys.
Yup, I'm running, I'm running.
It's a ram.
Hatched up.
Hold on, man.
I got-- Nah, that was a bad turn on my heart.
Kill the ram. Kill the ram.
Kill the ram!
Get to the point!
Get to the point guys!
Get to the point!
I'm taking high ground right now!
Soldier on point right now!
Soldier on point!
One shot!
Soldier on point!
Good shit!
We got point!
Easy clap!
Alright good shit!
I'm 90 to visor!
I'm on the high ground over here.
I'll tell y'all if I hear them or whatever.
Yeah.
I know exactly where the fuck they gonna go when you pop it too, so I'll just go with Blizzard over that way.
I hear them.
I don't know where they at, though.
Coming from the right side.
Oh, I'm...
Whoa.
Ram on point right now with Mercy in them.
Mercy one.
Mercy dead.
Ram chasing Winston.
Ram chasing Winston.
Ram one shot.
Ribbon point right off.
He's dead.
Good fucking job.
We got him.
She ran.
Good shit.
These kids are getting smacked.
Alright.
I'd even have to pop Visor on that one.
Yeah, I didn't have to pop Blizzard.
Ram?
Is he?
I see him.
Yeah, he instantly regretted that shit.
I got him.
Boy, they are getting asses kicks in.
A little bit of touchy-touch over here, please.
Reaper in that room over there on the right by Winston.
I fat-fingered Q like a retard.
You're trash.
You're trash.
You're fucking trash.
Bro, just make your Q. I make it the scroll wheel.
So I never make that mistake.
One shot on Ram, man!
One shot on Ram!
One shot on Ram!
I'm helping him!
Reaper, one shot!
Oh, shit!
Nigga, mad as hell!
I'll tell you that!
Not today, buddy!
He's frozen!
He's frozen!
He's dead!
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
Yeah!
I'm sorry!
Okay, 99 to 37%.
I should have ran faster, but I got cocky.
I thought I could take it.
I should have ran.
Stupid.
I am thinking these fuckers in their face.
We got an echo now.
Reaper weak?
Oh, they got echo?
yeah Ram is a red guess walk there They're using everything right now.
Yeah.
Lucio, get out of there.
Lucio, get out of there.
Yeah, get out of there.
I'm coming back with a visor.
Because I think they just used like three alts, right?
Still got some fighting.
They just used Moira.
Come back, Lucio.
Come back, come back, come back, come back, man.
Winston got his push because they got his counter people on 18.
Yep.
That's it.
Nine seconds pretty much.
Yeah, somebody got a touch.
Somebody got a touch.
I'm feeling ground.
I've got you in my sights.
Oh, shoot.
What the fuck?
Reaper, what?
I mean, fucking Ram is weak as shit.
Good beat.
Good beat.
Nice!
94% I gotta stay alive!
Oh my god!
No fucking way!
Fuck, man.
We should've won that, man!
The fuck, bro?
That should have been an easy fucking W, man.
One of you guys were playing Ana in the previous games, right?
Yeah, that would help for the Reaper and the tank.
Oh, he's already on it.
He got it.
Shoulda fucking broke.
I like the Zarya pick.
Got this shit.
One of the DPS is ass!
What the fuck?
He's 6-3 with 2,000 damage.
Yeah, bro.
I don't know.
That's what I'm trying to say.
We shouldn't have lost that fucking shit.
I'm pissed off, man.
What the fuck They got a hanzo Hanzo weak.
And they got a drunker queen too Whoa, Hans on the left here Hanzo on the left, trying to be on the high ground.
He's weak.
Hanzo melted.
Choker Queen, I'll point behind you, Zarya.
Moira, Moira, Moira one.
I'm focused behind, I'm focused behind.
Hanzo dead.
Get fucking rocked, scrub.
Mop.
Echo dead.
Fuck outta here, man.
I'm high ground on the left.
Uh, I'm gonna, um...
I'm 50 the visor.
I see Mercy.
They got- they got Sojourn now.
Ram on point!
Ram on point!
We burned- He burned his- Mercy gone!
Mercy gone!
Cerzoran, one shot!
Oh shit!
Echo gone!
Moira, Moira!
Moira on the- Heel pad?
On the- Oh, she ran, she ran, scrub.
Yeah, we good, we good.
Don't fall down that hole, Steven.
6-7, whatever the fuck your name is, Tank.
I'll try to repay the favor.
Mercy one!
Mercy one!
Oh shit!
Oh, Winston!
Diving!
Winston diving!
Run run run run run run run run run!
Just back on, let them.
Let them good shit.
Hey guys, Winston! Winston! Winston!
He's died!
Reality sends to my wind!
Melt this Winston!
Melt this Winston!
I got Viser!
I've got you in my face!
He's low, he's low, low!
Nice.
Get molested, bitch!
You're fucking rocked!
Let's go!
My ass I got dirt.
Hey shit.
I'm running, I'm running.
Yeah, I was gonna say careful, buddy.
Winston over there, Winston over there, help our Zarya, help our Zarya.
Hey, there's bitches off and focus the...
Oh shit, they're using everything, they're using everything now.
Goddamn.
I got you, Dan, don't worry.
Good switch, uh, melt that Winston.
Y'all still won that, though.
Y'all still won that.
Keep the tank alive.
I'm back on it, I'm back on it.
Moira on right, Moira on right.
Melted, bitch, trash.
Winston on me.
Fuck him up, Reaper.
He's paying attention to me.
Oh, shit.
He's dead.
Got him.
Echo melted.
One shot on, uh, not one shot, but she's...
Oh, she fucked me up!
Yo, she hit you with that special beam cannon, bruh.
Yo!
She hit you with that beam cannon.
Hell yeah, she put that pause.
She put that motherfucker down my throat, pause.
Hey, yo.
All right, let me just go ahead and apologize to chat.
I would never say anything like that ever again.
Let's do better this time My memories from before the awakening are blurry like a fading dream But I do remember some things.
Uh, I doubt they stay on that windstand, so...
I'm gonna go...
May.
They do have to switch back to Reaper.
Are we going left or middle?
Alright, middle.
Uh...
We can go in there.
They got Genji.
They got Genji.
Got him!
He's trash!
Soldier 1!
Soldier 1!
Just get on point!
They're already down to DPS! Get on point!
Fight from point.
Zarya weak as shit.
Zarya can die!
Zarya can die!
Nice!
Mercy 1!
Soldier's over here by himself!
Melted!
Alright!
We didn't cap point guys!
Let's get on here!
Yeah, that's true!
Alright, I'm taking Haggard on top.
Let's see what they got.
I think they switched the Genji to Sojourn.
Yeah, they did Nah, that ain't gonna work Oh, they're trying to focus me I'm going to the right guys They're going to the right.
Yeah, they are.
Yeah, they are.
Zarya trying to come in.
She's weak already.
Kill her!
Soldier trying to come left Soldier still in the middle And Moira behind our Zarya.
Mercy, she's in the middle with Moira.
Oh, yo!
So Jordan over here!
So Jordan over here!
Oh, Winston!
They got Winston up top middle!
He slept!
Too bad!
He's 1 HP! Got him!
He's dead!
Nice!
You guys gotta be careful, careful, careful!
I got Visor!
I got Visor!
Yo, heal me, guys!
Heal me!
Wait, wait, wait!
Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm gonna have a blizzard.
Help Maric.
Help Maric.
Make sure you get them kills.
Oh my goodness.
Let them heal.
Keep them up.
Let's fucking go!
Boy, can't we go away?
Fucking shit, man.
We killed four of them, though.
You guys are fine.
Just kill the...
Yeah, it's fine.
It's fine.
Oh, you threw the nate, but I was in a bubble.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, all right.
Just don't get hit with the beam cannon.
Mercy in here.
Mercy gone.
Oh, he's ulting, he's ulting.
Not yet.
Okay.
This kid's got absolutely destroyed.
Let's fucking go, man.
Let's go!
These dragons are trash!
Oh my god.
Oh shit, because we're grilling these boys.
Grilling these sorry ass niggas, man.
That nigga was like, never mind.
He said, nah, I'm good.
Yeah, that nigga was like, fuck this, I'm good.
I went to bronze one.
This is gay though, bro.
I should, bro.
This, man.
Wait, you won five in a row and you still bronze?
Yup.
Shit is gay, man.
It's going to get a little bit harder.
When the game first came out, there was a bug where it's like even if you went 5-0, you would still get placed bronze.
I don't know if that's back in the game.
Well, this is Myron's first PC account, too.
Yeah, so they don't have anything to compare it with.
Apparently, this season's ranking system is just bugged.
Oh, shoot.
I think.
Oh, we got a fucking LBGTQ pussy fucking faggot ass motherfucker on the opposite team.
You got a BLP sandwich.
Yo, a lot of girls play this game and a lot of gays play this game too.
It's actually kind of fucking crazy.
Yeah.
Alright, we're going team chat for this Sigh nigga.
Sigh?
Yeah, fuck it.
Yo, Sigh, you in here?
Yo, Sigh, you in here?
Nah, he's in text.
He didn't text?
Yeah.
Well, he just said I'm here.
You got a mic, brother?
No, he's in here.
He just don't got a mic.
Oh, okay.
Never mind.
I'll be right back in some water.
I'm already here, bro.
Bruh.
We're gonna lose this, bro.
It's unfortunate my name is fucking Water because, you know, teabagging and all that, but...
Ayo, Myron drinking water?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna change my name after this.
Don't you have to pay to change your battle net or whatever?
No, I think you do it like every six months or some shit like that.
Or maybe it's like free the first time and then...
They got a tracer?
Like the old Xbox, bro.
Ball weak.
Good finish.
Whoa, I got slipped.
Damn, why did she just sit right there?
She just stood still.
Yeah, I saw it being dropped like a bag of ice.
Eva, Sai, bro, what's going on?
You, like, really far up.
Honestly.
You got her?
Yeah, they're gonna come around behind you guys.
He's sluttin' all of them.
He's weak, though.
Oh, David, we gotta get back.
David, get back, get back, get back.
You run back.
I can't reach her.
I know.
I can't reach her.
I know.
I can't reach her.
I know.
I can't reach her.
I can't get up with your equal numbers equal numbers even he's healing even he's telling me big time - What's that? - Affirmative.
- Oh shit, you are shitty on them.
- Oh, please turn that shit off.
- Turn what off?
- Ah shit.
We got a girl on our team?
God damn it.
Hey man, you mentioned both of them.
Did you get this quarter?
Good job brother.
Fuck!
Good job.
Left, left.
Nah, I'm dead.
Fuck off my hand bitch.
I'm 95% on my ult.
Still got some fight in me.
That's it brother.
Time to push.
My ultimate is charging.
Nice.
Fucking shit.
I got a visor, by the way.
These kids are getting melted.
I haven't even used these.
When I get there, I can boost you.
I was dumb as fuck.
That was...
I'm sorry.
That was dumb as hell.
Ana, get ready to give me the nano here in a second.
Aw, shit.
I'm not nearby.
I'm not nearby.
Nah, fuck that.
We have it.
I got pushed back.
They're more, I used it also.
Bro, they want me.
We have five stack ulti, we can just win the next fight if we all just stay.
Everybody back up, back up.
Everybody just back up.
Let them have it.
I got heals for you guys.
We go, we go, we go.
Taking it this way?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go back, middle.
Go back, middle.
I got Viser, by the way.
Left here, left here.
Oh, what the fuck?
I need heals.
Shit.
Whenever you're ready.
All right, let's break the Sigma shield first.
All right, get ready, give it to me.
*Bad* *Bad* Ana, give me the nano.
*Bad* *Bad* Oh, what are you doing?
I'm so sorry about that, bro.
Is there somebody behind us?
He popped bias and I gave him a popsicle.
I was like holy shit.
Haha.
So fucking lucky man.
I slept?
Nah.
He's low.
Nice.
We're back in.
Nice.
We're dead.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Y'all got that.
Holy shit.
Wow.
I'm gonna wall this off.
Nice!
Oh, she can't push out that fucking fire.
What is she doing, bro?
Every time we get right there.
Yeah, I call a lesson, man.
Still got some fight in me.
Even just die from staggering.
Yeah, you gotta die.
Try to have them kill you as much as possible.
There you go.
Don't go back there anymore like that.
That's crazy.
You're a little forward, bro.
You're by yourself over there.
Oh, I just got chunked.
Watch out for Simtaries, by the way.
Hog is walled off.
Hog, uh, he healed himself, forwarded.
Oh!
Back up, she goes, she...
Symmetra, one shot, man!
I got hooked.
Hog purple.
I'm dead.
Pog is weak.
Is this you and D.Va, Amaran?
Yeah, I'm backing up.
Yeah, she's not.
I'm trying to help our D.Va from dying.
Wow, that Moira would chase the fuck out of her, man.
I got a blizzard, by the way, so...
Bitch is gonna chase...
She don't have faith!
She don't have faith!
You can kill her!
She doesn't have faith!
Got her!
Rode has no hook!
Rode has no hook I can't switch to Widowmaker with a fucking scrub.
Walk off!
Huh?
I'm not sure what- oh, I was talking about.
Yvonne, I'm with you.
Holy shit, never mind.
Fuck that.
Damn, I'm dead.
Good fucking all!
They didn't even see you coming!
Man, if I could've boosted you.
All right here.
Off another side of the wall.
Roadhog melted.
There's three of them dead right there.
Take high ground up here.
It's gonna be a while before me and Ana rejoin the fight.
It's alright.
You gotta mute them.
Oh, Sy's complaining?
DM, come with me.
Come with me.
Behind you, behind you.
That's all women do is complain, even on video games.
DM, self-destruct sequence.
Okay.
Holy shit!
Ok, that's the best thing I've ever seen of.
*Money's voice* It's just Moira and Ana.
*Money's voice* I have Bolt.
Are they even back in Vic or no?
Symmetral?
Oh, they got hogged.
Oh no, he's nanoed, he's nanoed.
Good freeze.
He's frozen.
How's this nigga still alive, bro?
I need heals, man.
I'm like, literally no HP over here.
Good wall good wall good wall Yeah, yeah, what?
Hands for me bitch good shit.
Let's go.
Oh Yo, is there a way for me to do it?
You guys can hear my whole game.
How do I fix that?
It might be something with your...
What is the name of your microphone?
Well, here's the thing.
I'm using a Rodecaster, but it's also so the audience can hear what I'm doing.
Because, like, look, if I do...
I'm using OBS. I'm using OBS. So, wait, you're using your mic to...
For the audience to hear you, they're using your mic?
Yeah, I'm using a mic, yeah.
So when he's talking, like, in-game, the whole...
Pick your roles, guys.
Everybody in-game can hear, like, his...
So you guys can hear my game right now, right?
Yeah.
So, let me see here how I could fix this shit.
Well, that's the routing on the board, mine.
That's how they're able to hear you in the stream.
Gotcha.
If you switch it, they won't hear you in the stream.
Gotcha.
There's got to be a way where they can hear me, but they don't hear my game.
There is a way, but I don't think you're going to be capable of doing that right now.
Because it'll be a little bit of testing.
Yeah, you would have to route the game.
I don't know.
You would have to make the main and the chat independent in OBS, which I already have them like that in OBS, but we're not using the main.
And you would have to find a way to separate the chat in the main.
But the roadcaster for some reason sends the audio of your game to the chat even when we send it to main.
So I don't know.
It's something in the chat settings.
Maybe you can mute it.
I think I might know what it is though.
Like if he goes to options and then go to sound at the top and then go to voice chat on the left.
Where it says voice chat devices I think if you have it on default devices then it might pick up all of the audio.
Let me do that.
I just switched it now.
That might fix it.
Can you guys hear my game now?
Not right now, but we'll see when you're in game.
We're in a matchup.
Alright, I just switched it to comm devices.
So that might fix it.
Can the chat hear me still?
No, y'all should be able to hear the game still.
Don't worry.
I'm looking at you guys in chat.
chat don't worry man I ain't gonna have this much fun playing this shit in a while So...
Steam rolling.
Who the fuck is this guy?
What the hell?
He's playing tank.
Wait, who joined in?
Somebody joined in?
Are you in a game yet?
Who joined in?
Okay, I see that he did join in.
Yeah, we're not in a game yet, Bills.
We never noticed Spidey joined the group.
I didn't join?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, he just spawned in here.
Yo, that D.Va, her husband, her boyfriend, must have smacked that ass up until she started winning because she wasn't that bad.
Yeah, it looked like a smurf account to me.
Yeah, the way she was playing, she was definitely like diamond or platinum.
Yeah, she was smurfing.
Which is rare because most girls suck.
I'm gonna be honest with you, in Overwatch, Overwatch and Valorant, bro, those are like the only girl games that exist.
You said what?
If you get a GO Gamer, it's either Valorant or Overwatch.
Nothing else.
The bitches love Valorant and Overwatch for some reason.
Valorant fucking sucks.
If you play that game, you're a faggot.
I'm sorry.
For real.
TS2 is where it's at.
Yeah, you literally have to have a whole fucking life machine.
They don't have time to let them out.
Okay, I still hear game audio.
You can hear the game audio?
They're trying to get the accuracy together.
Yeah, I hear the game audio on stream still.
Okay, can you guys in the chat hear the game audio?
Uh, yeah.
Through, like, in-game?
Yes, we can.
I can't hear it.
I can't hear the game in his background.
Oh, God!
Yeah, y'all can't hear it?
At least I don't.
I don't hear anything.
Yeah, hold on.
I'm gonna shoot my gun a little bit.
Yeah, I'm gonna spawn and shoot right now and you guys tell me.
Yeah, you gotta talk at the same time and we'll see.
Alright.
Can you guys hear this?
No.
No?
I hear it.
Who hears it?
I hear in Discord.
Oh, but Nigga, get out of Discord.
Join the team chat.
Try it again, Myron?
Yeah, can you guys hear this?
Yeah, I can hear it.
You can hear it even in the game, like on my mic and shit?
Yeah, like through your mic.
It's coming through your mic as well.
I don't know what the fix is for that.
It might, because if he can still hear it in Discord, then I don't know.
Are you sure you're not just hearing the game?
Because I just brought grenades and shit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I think I just fixed it.
What about now?
We'll see how bad it gets when we fight.
Can you guys hear it now?
You guys shouldn't hear it anymore.
You guys shouldn't hear it now.
It should be better.
They have a ramp.
Reaper behind!
Oh, Reaper up top right, I think.
Reaper up top.
He's to the right, immediate right.
Got him!
Got him!
Ram is weak!
Take one shot, take one shot May weak, may weak, I'm good Oh, this motherfucker is one!
He helped, he helped, he helped!
Get around, motherfucker, run!
Yeah, with that low, that low.
Nice!
That was good though.
Five on point, five on point.
Just trying to keep him from flanking.
Gooooooo!
Alright, good shit.
Start on Reaper.
He's on the right, he's on the right, he's on the right.
Yeah, I see him.
Reap man on the right, reap man on the right.
I'm hurt.
I'm hurt.
Oh!
Damn.
Alright, good shit, good shit, good shit.
Okay.
God, no.
Oh, he switched to fucking...
Sigma.
That's Sigma Rock.
My ult almost up.
Oh damn!
Okay, I'm here!
I'm behind you!
Oh, she got me, that bitch.
Oh, we gotta join Team Jack.
We have bugs.
We have bugs.
Run him down.
I'm gonna run the- They're walled, they're walled, they're walled Good job, dude With this lamp?
Good job, boy I don't hear Myron and Discord, but I can hear the in-game audio.
Yo, you guys can't hear me?
Still over there, I bet.
Oh, I guess you just weren't talking to everyone.
Yeah, still over there.
Okay, you guys can hear me now?
Yeah, we can hear you.
I don't have signal by the way.
Where's the police?
The heal is coming up.
Oh, this is for me.
Oh, this is for me.
My thing didn't reach you in time.
Okay, they got that.
Try to regroup.
They see the tracer.
Oh, nice switch.
How do we make switches out here?
Oh, I didn't find them out.
Damn, they found out.
Back up!
Behind me!
Alright, um...
They can't get away with that.
You guys can hear me on Discord, but I don't know if you guys can hear me on the game.
Yo, can you guys hear Martin?
Oh yeah.
Through my mic somehow Wow What a blackie!
Damn!
Did he even kill anyone?
I'll try and get a ping.
I'm still fighting.
One on the left, one on the left.
I don't know how to ping.
He's like straight ahead.
My shield's down, my shield's down.
I'm trying to get the sun over here.
I got me, I got me, I got me.
I got me, I got me.
She was spamming and she got me, man.
Then I regret that.
I have ult.
On me, on me.
Good Zen ult, good Zen ult, good Zen ult.
Oh my god.
Oh, I have hammered down, I have hammered!
I have hammer.
It's okay, it's okay.
Back up Zen, back up, back up, back up.
I got heal station.
Yo, I think the rest of the team is in team chat.
Why?
It's just us five.
Maze up top above us.
She probably has Blizzard.
Come back here.
Come back here, bro.
Oh my.
Sigma gone.
Let's go.
I got it.
Mei, Mei, Mei.
Mei weak as fuck.
Kill the Mei.
She ults it to save herself.
Oh my god, bro.
Watch out on the Mei.
Good shit.
Oh my god.
You got her with a murder dungeon.
I'm on fire!
I don't need too much letter.
I'm the hero.
I've got you in my sights.
Keep shield up! Keep shield up!
Keep shield up!
Where do you see that?
Alright, we got payload.
That's what matters.
Got you, Murr.
Got you, I got you, I got you!
Slap, Reaper.
He's running.
Nah, he got up.
Melted.
What an idiot.
Oh, Zen melted me.
Nice?
No?
Mei has no walls, she doesn't have shit.
There you go.
Check.
Affirmative.
Reaper here?
Reaper is teleporting right there.
What an idiot.
What the fuck was that?
Babti stop left.
Babti stop left.
Babti stop left just shooting on you guys.
I don't have an angle.
I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him.
He ran away.
Oh damn, my baby.
Sigma one shot.
Sigma weak as fuck.
Smack that idiot.
Alright, we gotta back up.
We gotta back up.
He's dead.
I'm helping you, Brian.
Fuck.
Hand is over here cramping and shit.
They can't get away with this.
We need to get the payload moving again.
Baptiste up top.
Shoot, my back's in.
Baptiste gone!
One good push and we're good.
We're golden.
I'm 95 to visor, how close?
How close were the nano?
Nah.
How close were the nano?
97, 98 but I'm dead.
It's fine.
It's fine.
We got another shit.
Okay.
Alright, I'm gonna push in with the...
Aaaaaah.
Very cruel.
Complete.
Nanobooth administered.
Oh, fuck.
Thanks.
Can you guys hear me in chat or no?
Two, zero.
Switching.
Okay.
Alright.
Chemistry.
Yo, can you guys hear me in here?
Oh, they're in team.
Yo, yo, yo.
Alright, yo.
Can you guys hear me in here now?
I fucked up big time with that.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
I honestly don't know who to pick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you guys hear me?
Damn.
I think your Ryan is good.
You just gotta stay with the team.
If your shield is about to drop, then use cover.
Just use the shield smartly and use cover as well.
Also...
Test, test, test.
I think it's gonna only hear me in here.
I bet.
I'm gonna go with me as long as we don't submit to these motherfuckers.
I don't hear you.
I don't hear you, man.
Alright, can you guys hear me now?
Yeah, we can hear you now.
Alright, I don't know what it was.
When I switched it to comm...
Whatever I had before with the comms devices, you guys couldn't hear me when I did that.
Okay.
Unfortunately.
Alright, let's just hold these subs, bro.
These kids suck on the other team.
Yeah.
They lose to my tank, bro?
They really are sorry.
Yeah, you are sorry, nigga.
Damn.
Yo, McCree's on the side.
You know this is my off-roll, nigga.
Yo, uh...
Oh, use cover.
Drop that shield.
Use the cover, guys.
Use cover.
Over there!
Yo, shield.
We need shield.
I'm a pan of pitchers.
I got one.
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
Get the team.
The team needs defense.
There's only two healers with you.
*laughs* I'm coming back guys, I'm coming back.
Me and Mayor are coming back, y'all don't got DPS right now.
No, we're separated.
We're back, we're back, we're back!
May one shot, may one shot!
We have a tank, we have a tank.
Oh, she's yelling herself.
Yeah, they got that.
Coming back.
We're still contesting it.
They fucking got me.
Alright, they got it.
We hold them here.
We hold them here.
I think that fucking...
I think that may be a fucking sword.
Spidey me, you gotta stop Dan as well.
Push up a bit.
Push up a bit.
Break the shield and start fucking the Sigma.
I have Hammer.
All right.
May on left.
May on left.
Who left?
May?
No, May.
Uh, guys.
In the little quarter.
Spidey, no.
You focus front, bro.
You focus front.
We got the back line.
May is here on the left still.
She's going to try to blizzard us.
Get ready.
No, I'm trying to save the tank.
I'm lucky, bro.
All right, Hammer too, bro.
Respond back.
Respond back.
Oh shoot.
You got nano?
You got nano?
I have hammer.
I have hammer.
Maze on the right.
Maze on the right.
Guys, they're just pushing this shit.
What the fuck, man?
I got nano though.
I got nano though.
Oh come the fuck on.
Redeploying.
I'm a blizzard.
3, 2, 1.
Please don't move.
No how the fuck bro?
How am I dying so quick?
I'm a blizzard.
Somebody heal around.
Somebody heal around.
I have that shit on him.
Bro.
What the fuck man?
I've got you in my sights.
I'm a blizzard.
And I'm back up.
And I'm start backing up.
Start backing up.
This shit shouldn't be happening.
Oh my god.
Spidey, you gotta be aware of your health.
Be aware, because they're trying to keep you alive.
They're taking heals away from us.
Yo, on the left, on the left.
Oh, man!
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Just keepin' it busy.
Shoot the Sigma with me, guys!
Kill this nigga, bro!
Why is he always right in front of us, like...
What the fuck, man?!
God fucking damn it, man!
He's right in front of us, we don't kill him!
I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
If you're charging, I'll give you two.
Gotta get out there.
All damage, you guys.
All damage.
Yo, just fuck it.
Baptista on top left.
Nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice That was a good one.
All right.
Only all we got coming close is mine and Myron's.
Your ult is fucking huge though.
Set up chokes, set up chokes, set up chokes.
Right here, right?
Hold them here.
I'm on high ground.
They got soldier now Very good out shoot out get out soldier when HP What the fuck I got visor I got my surgery we got oh I'm down!
I'm pinning!
I'm pinning!
We're winning!
We're winning!
Go hard!
Go hard!
You got only one down!
You got even numbers!
Even numbers!
Myron, heal Ryron, heal Ryron, heal Ryron, heal Ryron, heal Ryron, heal Ryron.
Yeah, I'm bumping him, I'm dumping, I'm dumping.
All damage, you guys, all damage, get in there, help him, help him, help him.
Good shit, Myron, good shit, Myron.
Not for the cause.
Stigma, Stigma, Stigma dead, Stigma dead.
Good job, good hold, stop.
Good hold.
That's my ulti bomb.
We almost have a blast again, we almost have him here again.
My ultimate is almost ready.
It's all good, I'll charge on the heals, the heals, the heals.
I'll get there.
It's a fucking maid that's dropping us all up quick, she's good.
Oh, wait, hold up, hold up.
I'm gonna have a hammer, hammer!
Nice, nice, torch in, torch in.
Same bubble, same bubble, same bubble, same bubble!
I got heals right here for you guys.
Get down, shoot down, shoot down, shoot down!
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down one, you guys are down one.
Oh, shoot.
Fuck.
Back up.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, no.
I've got you in my sights I got stim but Who wants it?
Aw, shoot.
Alright, bro.
We shouldn't have lost that shit at all.
Alright, I'm going back to Zen.
Play of the game.
I'm going back to Zen.
Spidey, you want to talk us through that thought process?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, it needs to happen, big dog.
Dead ass.
When it says bronze tank, it's bronze tank.
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm dyslexic as fuck.
I don't play tank.
I don't play tank.
I will say, I will say, if there's any suggestions like, if you want me to play a tank, let me know.
I'm open to any ideas Wait, so you see don't play tank, right?
Oh I'll play like Sigma, Rhyne, or Orisa.
That's really it.
What do you play other than tank?
DPS. I'm gold on DPS, but I'm bronze tank.
I think the best for you would probably be Rohal.
As he's more so for me let's say less time to stay less Is you know know how to use that healing thing to keep your son anybody asked That's all good.
I'll be with you, fighting with you as Reaper, but, you know, you gotta try to keep yourself alive.
That's the main thing about tank.
Round one, capture the objective.
Alright, let's see here.
Well, the worst part is I don't have eyes behind my head, so it's like if I'm too far from the team, maybe if I was last game, it's hard to really tell.
Genji, Genji on the right, Genji on the right.
He's weak.
Genji low on the right.
Genji low on the right.
Oh my god, how do you know that he died?
He was reflecting.
I'm gonna be honest, this is my first time playing this match.
Zen on the right!
I'm shooting the fuck out this Magda.
He's weak as hell.
Magda dead.
Magda dead.
Come here.
Zen one shot.
Zen one shot on the right.
How the fuck did he just kill me?
Genji on the right.
No replay, Genji.
Genji weak as hell.
Team Zed, Team Zed.
Vidi, if you're not pulling Guala, pump the Boreham, you gotta switch, bro.
Yo, fucking Genji.
Genji, weak as shit!
I thought I switched to a Mario to counter that Genji.
Can we get a mage?
Genji's on the right!
Genji's on the right!
Yeah.
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
Nice, nice, nice!
Pushing him!
Mario in low, nice!
Uh, Zenyatta behind you!
He misses one over here!
Wow!
What?
What a waste!
That's fine, that's fine.
Zen on the right!
Zen on the right!
Genji on the right too with Maga!
Got him!
You're dead!
I got Visor by the way.
They got McCree now.
Maga orbed Maga, okay Well, if they commit to the fight and actually get in point, I got visor for them.
Genji's gonna come back with a blade.
Get ready.
Genji has blade 100%.
They all backed up.
They backed up.
I'm under They all backed up they backed up okay Pull back pull back It's right somewhere covers on the right.
Thank you He's on the right.
He's on the right, I think.
He's on the right.
Oh, he's on the right, far right.
Get shot me, get shot me, get shot me, get shot me.
Where, where, where?
Tip Eagle.
I see him on the right.
He's on the right, he's on the right.
He's on the right.
Hopping around.
McCree on the left.
Yeah, I'm under my back.
Genji on the right, no reflect.
Genji on the right, no reflect.
He ran.
One HP on him.
Got him!
Nice, he does.
Zarya.
Sigma.
Sigma Gaming.
Okay, Sigma might be your stees, my guy.
I told you, bro.
I told you.
This is all I need to play.
Bro, their highest kills is Ana.
Bruh.
support got a fucking DPS right I was popping off last game stop feel me or else weird as hell How the hell I got more healing than Iron Man?
What the fuck?
Oh, because Reaper self-heals, remember?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you shoot them, he lifesteals.
Like, you can literally, on MAGA, you can literally just get all your health back.
I really hate how slow it is.
Thank you.
Genji has no reflex.
Genji has no reflex.
Genji on the left, two on the left.
I'm frozen on screen.
Genji on the left, one shot guys.
They're so low.
I'm here.
Watch this.
Two on point, two on point, two on point.
Two niggas on the point!
She's watching by herself.
In.
Good job.
We cleared all the niggas off the point.
I'm frozen on the screen.
I'll fix my shit.
They have an echo now?
They have an echo.
She was there for me before.
Yeah, I just sat her ass down and sent her back to spawn.
89 white ladies on the seat!
Genji on the left, Genji on the left, Genji on the left.
Ripper, come back here.
Oh, that was so close.
Zari on the right, Zari on the right right now.
The blood was edging Peru.
Whoa, what?
Echo top left?
The Reaper was edging at one HP. Genji on the right, Genji on the right.
Genji on the right, one shot, he's escorted.
He's reflected.
Genji melt it?
Have the universe sing for me in- Oh, excuse me, a little bit.
Echo, let's fucking go!
Echo dead, let's go, dude.
Yo, slap these babies!
Niggas are trash.
They never notice when I TP behind them.
They be too focused shooting and trying to get their radicals from you guys.
Is the power of the edge the engine underpicks like?
Who needs healing?
The power of the edge, I'm dead.
How long are you the edge in for real?
Genji behind us!
Oh you're by yourself, ho.
Get Jimmy, get Jimmy.
Yee-haw!
Good work.
Fuck it, these niggas are so fucking spots.
I'm dead.
I deserve that.
Game over.
Ah, no DPS.
They've still got that.
They've still got that.
They all started shooting me immediately.
Alright, let me fix my shit real fast.
We're now on your Sigma.
That's how you fucking Sigma.
I mean, look, I played Overwatch 1 and I only played one season of Overwatch 2.
Honestly, this is my first season back in Overwatch in general, I guess.
Alright, I think we're good now.
Sorry about that, guys.
Did you hit properties?
I got it.
I think we should be back.
I think I fixed it.
Alright, perfect.
Thanks, Bills.
Alright, back to the...
To the rape train.
Yup.
I got one more match, and then afterwards I gotta head out.
My internet will cut.
What the fuck?
You're the same guy from last time?
Yep.
Nigga lived with his parents.
Bro, come on, bro.
Man.
I'm 19, bruh, and I'm studying.
What are you studying?
These nuts?
Coding.
Not game, bro.
What language?
Uh, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, C Sharp, and then...
Learning platforms like Nashor and that kind of stuff.
Okay, WW. I can ask you so much more, but I won't, I won't.
That's a W though.
Uh, honestly, I'm just gonna lock Figma.
I'm gonna lock Figma.
To other ones.
Speaking of weapon movement, Figma, you're gonna get used to that maybe?
You might see that a lot.
No one can hold me down.
There it comes.
Activating Sniper of the Glimmer.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I used to play McCree back in the day, man.
I miss playing him, but he's fucking unplayable on Overwatch 2.
Yeah, that guy's trash now.
Doesn't he have, like, the flashbang stun?
Yeah, he doesn't have the stun anymore.
Yeah, but he has a hinder.
That shit is trash, bro.
Yeah, that shit trash, though.
The stun was way better.
Oh, yeah.
And they turn into Macassidy, which is gay.
All right.
All right.
you Time to destroy these scrubs.
I hate this map, but we got this My domain awkward You can't beat me.
Oh, no, no.
That's because my name is San.
Don't mean I'm not used to the ice, baby.
Alright, let's see here.
He's not the true sand nigger.
Alright.
Your enemy's coming!
Barrier initialized!
Moira's on robot right now Sigma! Sigma! Sigma! Sigma!
I'm the team that guy!
Sounds like it I'll shoot this Jason's just annoying.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Ass one shot, guys.
Oh, backing up.
That was my fucking fault.
yes I'm running hello I rub some dirt on it.
Let's go.
Ash.
Rick, you got me?
Abs is on the right.
Yeah, I missed quick though.
I missed out the whole time.
I missed out the whole time.
He's coming around the corner here.
Me and we're flanking him over here.
Bro.
That fucking rock is so annoying.
Did he throw that big ass rock at you?
Yeah, man.
I've seen tougher spots.
No!
Where?
The old bitch is shooting a laser!
Man.
Well, first we're going back.
What?
Yeah, he chased you down.
Yeah, and that's all I had.
Fucking faggot, Iraq.
Redeploying.
I'm about to pop one for you, Scrubble.
I'm gonna hit him with the grip.
What is that Melody?
Get the Sigma!
Sigma low!
Sigma one, Sigma one!
Hit!
Focus front, focus front!
Tracer behind us!
Tracer behind you!
Say it twice for people in the back!
Mora on me.
Mora on me.
She running.
Damn, she could have gotten that effect though.
Group up, group up.
Tracer on the right, this way.
Yo, how does she...
I got healpan.
Okay cool cool Why they hell don't you so low?
Kill the tank, kill Spidey, kill Spidey So you're one!
Good shit, good shit, good shit.
Nice!
Tracer's still alive behind.
Watch bomb.
Tracer's somewhere.
Right here.
Right, she's right there So is our top That warms the bones They got Reinhardt now.
They're flanking behind.
They're flanking behind.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Tracer weak.
Tracer weak.
Soldier behind you.
I'm on this soldier.
I'm on Moira.
Oh shit, this bitch!
Bro!
They hit the papa.
They hit the papa all for you.
You were fucking her up.
Goddamn.
They can't get away with this.
It was her and Reinhardt.
Tracer behind.
I told you to the left over here.
More shot!
Haha, that motherfuckers!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Ryan is weak!
I saw him run!
Ryan dead.
Nice!
Moira ran and she has no fade.
Moira ran and she has no fade.
She has no fade!
Four dead.
Just trace her.
Show me your fade!
I have ult too.
Careful, careful, careful.
Soldier on the right.
My ult!
My ult!
Keep pushing!
It's not far to take the lead!
How to make the universe sink!
Reinhardt top right!
Reaper!
Good blossom!
Nice!
We melt that line.
Damn, I didn't even need to use mine!
I'm 90 to save this.
Oh, Chinese Miss almost got you!
Come in here, please!
Oh, they can't wait.
Fulger behind.
Fulger behind.
He's running away, though.
Fall back, Reaper.
Fall back.
Make sure you have faith.
Fall back now!
Oh, he's just gonna be right here.
Your team has taken the lead.
They'll regret that.
We've overtaken them.
Mota, come back.
I got you.
Come back with the visor.
Moira behind you guys!
Moira behind you guys!
Weak!
Time to melt these boys!
Time to melt these boys!
Let's go!
He's one shot!
He's one shot!
Throw them boys!
Throw them boys!
They're trying to keep him alive!
You gotta be a carry!
Tank low!
Tank low!
Got him!
Anza low!
Nice!
Anza dead!
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
88% again right after I just used it.
Approaching the final distance.
Oh good flank, good flank.
Nice.
Yeah, I'm literally too good for these motherfuckers.
More on the right, more on the right with, uh...
Three of them on the right!
Bro, it's so fucking easy.
It's so easy.
Free, it's free.
What is this?
Look behind you, bitch!
Well, there's three people in that one room.
Got one.
Those three people in there because I'm all too fucking.
I was literally dancing in them.
Those kids were fucking garbage, man.
He was hitting that crit block on them.
Pretty much.
What?
This kid sucks.
They should be somewhere chewing on the fucking carpet.
I'm convinced tracer players are just like hyped up on Adderall.
They gotta be to play that bitch.
Oh, damn!
I jumped two ranks.
The Cruxy said, there is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
Camille Peguilio, cool quote I found today that is a concise description of men's larger variation compared to women.
Fair enough.
Yeah, women are useless, bro.
That's a fancy way of saying women are useless.
I am gonna head out.
You guys have some fun.
Those were some good games, not gonna lie.
Alright, man.
Alright, bro.
Take it easy.
Alright, man.
Have a good one, bro.
I could do both.
I'm gonna do the damager.
Somebody in chat said if you're rich watch out for evil pussy.
When the pussy diabolical?
Yo, what happened to McMahon?
Vince McMahon?
A girl came out accusing him of sexual assault or some shit like that.
Man, what the fuck?
These bitches, man.
Yeah, you know this, Cap.
I'm going to probably cover it on FedReacts tomorrow.
It's crazy because you never see any bitch accuse a broke motherfucker of doing some shit like that.
Of course not.
Nah, you definitely do.
It just don't happen as often.
I mean, yeah, same difference, though.
It's like...
Alright, we got some victims.
Prepare to attack.
Aw, fuck, bro.
They, like, come on.
Oh, yeah, you know that.
They're a fruitcake.
Hell, yeah.
I mean, hopefully the motherfucker sweats the game.
Yeah, I want to go and team chat with him.
Yo, uh...
Daylight, you there?
Yo, yo.
Every soldier needs a cause you there daylight a doctor.
Are we still meeting for lunch?
Hey I guess he ain't there.
Probably a girl.
He's moving.
What the fuck?
Yo, Myron, I can hear the game super clear through your mic now.
Like, it's like...
Really?
Maybe I should turn my mic down a little bit.
Probably.
Get you on the right.
Get you on the right.
I'm looking.
I don't see him.
He ran away.
Yeah, he ran away.
Where's he at?
He's dancing on the right.
I'm trying to go get him.
Arisa weak.
Oh no she's...
She's all up now.
Hanzo dropped down.
Oh, I needed healing right there.
Orisa weak.
I take that spear!
I take that spear!
Genji top left.
Hanzo weak.
I'm pushing up.
I'm fucking up this Orisa.
I'm pulling them back guys.
I'm pulling them back.
I TP behind them.
Orisa gone.
Orisa dead.
NG low.
NG low!
Somebody on point.
Somebody on point.
We can spark where she gets a team G week I have ult.
I'm at 89%.
I'm about to have visor.
Counter visor let's go!
Melted let's f*cking go!
Heyyyyyyyy, he dropped another...
F*ck tool!
Genji-1, there we go.
1,000 IQ rocket.
Alright.
Watch out, watch out.
Japanese bitch on the right.
In that room, she's to the right.
Gotta get point, get somebody on.
You got three on point, play save.
Back a little bit, Spidey, you're by yourself over there.
My ultimate is ready.
Join me.
Genji up top.
Genji up top.
He's gonna blade.
Genji up top.
He's alone?
Ah, she sucks.
W ult.
W ult.
I was definitely gonna get it.
Genji one shot.
top right no reason bitch he's gonna blade Guaranteed he's gonna blade here soon.
Good kill.
Good kill.
He's gonna have it for the next fight though.
Yeah, for sure.
Three on point.
Keep three on point.
Sigma and soldier play up.
Sigma, soldier, dragon.
Oh shit, dragon!
A Slytherin!
Gigi up top!
Stunning Sigma!
Stunning Sigma!
Hanzo up here!
Hanzo!
Hanzo and Genji!
More around with you!
More around with you!
Where are they?
What is that melody?!
Genji no reflex!
Melted!
Oh my god!
Kids are getting destroyed!
Tough it out powered up On the left Just hopping up and down trying to shoot an arrow.
He sucks.
Trying to break the Sigma shield.
Oh, I got fucking picked.
Good res, Mercy.
Hanzo on the right.
Okay, dead.
Genji on the left with Sigma.
Yeah, now he pulls a blade.
Scrub.
Yeah, good one.
3 for 0.
Switching sides.
Shots you ninjas in the chat, by the way.
Shots you ninjas in the chat, by the way.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Push your limits.
Nothing breaks that I cannot match.
It's time to Billie Jean on these bitches.
Powered up.
Snap out of it, old man.
Talon is using you.
I'm gonna take the high gun up top.
You got Mercy pocketing you, so just play aggressive up there.
She's been doing a good job healing you guys.
She'll pocket me just a little bit, but she's been mostly you guys healing.
4 3 2 1 Attackers incoming The barrier appears!
They got bashed in sick mode!
They got a fucking mash!
Mercy I need you to heal me bro!
I'm about to die.
The fuck?
Hang on.
Keep backing up.
Pull them into the turrets.
She played off the res.
She played off the res.
Play safe.
Mercy, don't move though.
You're about to die.
Oh my god.
I stunned.
I stunned.
Oh my god.
You're here by two times at the same time, but still alive My god can you ski word mouse?
We start each other oh, I'm very good I'm hurt.
Who's that turret to your advantage?
That shit is beaming the hell out of us.
Barrier initialized!
Barrier initialized!
Bastion, he can spot!
Got him.
I'm pulling them back.
I'm pulling them back.
Mercy, to your right, to your right.
They're low, they're low.
Mercy damage.
Mercy, I thought you was with me.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
We good?
We good?
3-1.
Dead.
Focus front.
Sigma and Bastion.
Sigma and Bastion.
That's all that's left.
Action's done.
At least one shot.
Sigma.
Got him.
What is that melody?!
Hang on, that was a little bit OD. I was just flying through myself.
Yeah, we gotta show what's up.
Taking high ground again.
Hariko, we got my team.
Got stuck on the damn payload.
Back it up, I'm backing up.
Back it up, I'm backing up.
They literally can't fucking touch us.
Put a lot of pressure on them, man.
Oh, shit!
That really hurt.
Fuck!
There she go, get out.
Alright, there we go.
Thanks.
Oh, I'm hurt.
He's gonna definitely shoot a rocket at me.
Spread up!
Spread out!
Get the McCree!
Get the McCree!
We get him?
Got him!
Get the Asian bitch!
Oh, I'm hurt!
Mercy, watch out!
Oh, I'm hurt!
I'm hurt!
Oh, you're keeping me up!
Let's go!
Ah, what's up?
Ah, what's up?
Don't take that!
Get back in your spawn.
Fucking Mercy almost died, bro.
They don't even see that turret!
*Many's voice* What is that melody?
*Many's voice* We just need to hold out the pentagon.
It's better than time's over.
*Many's voice* Where do you fucking hit the bro?
Yo!
Oh, shit!
Widowmaker snipe the fuck out of me!
Widowmaker?
Yeah, Widowmaker?
Yeah, Widowmaker!
Mercy, go back and get our soldier!
Yeah, she got me.
Niggas are pissed.
Yo!
Get a fucking ride!
She's a fucking widow, just for you!
Fuckin' me!
Holy fuck!
Play of the game.
Grilling these boys.
Hey, he literally just did kill.
Hey, he literally just did kill.
Good effect on hostile.
Riddle.
Fight.
I'm in silver now, let's go.
Get carried faggot.
You know, the move might be guys that you guys gotta just join Discord.
Is there anybody watching that's a good tank that wants to join?
And chat?
Chat niggas, who's a good tank in here?
Because Spidey doesn't really play tank.
Yeah, if we can get a tank that has been playing since Overwatch 1 then we should be set.
*Captions* Repair your defenses.
I'm making this one count.
This will make me rank up right here.
Alright, midtown defense.
Alright.
This one gonna be like solely on keeping Spidey up.
So Spidey, you gotta, you know, He was a good man.
He thought the same about you.
You're strong enough to leave Talon.
They can't trap you.
Alright, they got a China man on their team, so we might lose this.
Got a Chinese Smurf!
Oh, GG. Sorry, guys.
They got a West Smurf.
That's a Korean.
That's a Korean, bro.
Oh, that's even worse!
Oh, yeah.
He's got the LCK bootcamps.
Not the LCK. Lucio!
They're doing some weirdo shit.
They're doing some weirdo shit.
They're playing hard, Rushcon.
Didn't they have the song, bro?
Watch out, ball!
Watch out, ball!
Balls!
Sombra.
Sombra ran.
Ball on the right.
Ball on the right.
Ball right here.
That's a distraction.
That's a distraction.
They're coming to point, boys.
They're pushing all of them.
Ball gone.
Ball dead.
Ball dead.
Good.
All right.
All right.
Mercy weak as hell.
Oh, my God.
That Mercy is on his ass.
Soldier dead.
Soldier dead.
Sombra behind.
Sombra on point.
Sombra on point.
Never mind.
She backed up.
All right.
He's going to keep picking me, though.
Mercy's getting the res!
Mercy's getting a res.
Sorry, we had to focus up all that flank.
The healers are the carries.
That's definitely, I can see that right now.
Stun!
Oh, man, she's one.
Yeah, Sombra's just gonna prevent me from getting that point.
She's falling on point.
Sombra on point!
Get on point!
Get on point!
I got him!
I got him!
They're frozen up front!
Ryan is weak as shit!
They're all right!
They're all right!
They're on the right side!
Oh, you're back!
You're back side!
Affirmative!
Kill this Ryan, kill this Ryan!
Focus front, focus front!
Yeah, we're good, we're good.
You guys get here first.
Alright, it's real you up there, two of us coming back right now.
I got visor right now.
I got window.
Alright, I have to play defensive.
By the way, just keep spamming damage no matter what.
That's gonna overwhelm them.
I'm trying to break shield.
I hear Sombra behind.
Stay with the team.
Stay with the team.
Stay very close to the...
What the hell just happened?
I got hit with a flamestrike.
I tried to turn around to help our...
Reinhardt is by himself!
Fucking...
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back with the visor.
Don't die, guys.
They just rezzed the Sombra.
Yeah, we're gone, bro.
That Sombra is a pain in my ass.
This is the team, boys.
This is the team, definitely.
I mean, that fucking Reinhardt.
I walled them off, and they're common on that side, too.
I walled them off, and the Reinhardt, uh, instantly turned around.
And I walled after we passed it.
Alright, that's fine.
We hold them here.
Tank line, stay very close to the tank.
We gotta stay in the complete group.
I'm top, I'm top, I'm top.
Soldier.
Soldier weak.
I've got you in my sights.
I've got you in my sights.
Fuck!
He's getting mercy boosted.
He's getting mercy boosted.
Back up, back up, keep backing up.
Oh, I tried the wall for you, buddy.
He got me.
I've seen tougher spots.
Zenyatta on the mound.
Reaper here.
Watch out for that enemy!
Watch out for that enemy!
Soldier, he ran though, he ran.
We got the high ground now.
I'm over behind.
Done.
Dead.
What is that melody?
He's charging around.
Kariko, what the fuck?
Bitch won't die!
Mercy dead.
She just read Soldier.
Soldier melted.
Reinhardt, Reinhardt breaking shield.
Reinhardt weak as fuck.
Shield's about to break.
Push, push, push, push, push.
All he has is Kreeko with him.
He's one shot.
Finish him off, Reaper.
What the?
What?
Yo, get him out.
Get him out.
Get him out.
Bro, their healers are carrying them, bro.
Their healers are literally carrying them.
Uh, switch off Sigma and play ERISA. Don't let this Rhine push into us like that.
Mercy one!
Mercy one-shot!
You don't let them get out of here.
Guys, get up here.
I'm 97 advisor.
Give me a life.
Give me a life.
Oh, I do this shit.
Mercy dead.
Run hard behind you.
Bruh Okay bitch I'm smarter than that, motherfucker!
Back up, back up!
I got her!
She's dead!
Come up here!
Good shit, bro.
What the fuck they think they playing with, bro?
They're sweating hard as hell.
They don't know who the fuck they fucking with.
We hold them here.
I have ulti.
Uh, I'm taking Heizer on Doe as well.
We're gonna hold them here?
Where are we gonna hold them?
Here?
Alright, that's...
Hold them on the...
Yeah.
Okay Yo Kareeco next to you Reaper Push up, push up, push up.
Mercy trying to res!
Mercy one shot!
On me, on me, on me, on me.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm back.
I've got you in my sights.
Experience tranquility.
Thanks.
Sombra's gonna EMP.
She's behind us.
I-- I-- Damn it.
I hate you, who you got?
Hey, mellow solo me, mellow fucking solo me.
I'm on the payload, I'm on the payload.
Target the mercy, target the mercy, target the mercy!
Keep her wrist up, keep her wrist up!
I rubbed some dirt on it.
I told you that!
Ah hello!
Mercy!
Mercy dead!
We're crazy!
Get that shit out!
That's my fucking team!
Let's go boys!
Fucking shit.
Fucking go.
Fucking go.
They got melted.
Zero.
To one.
Switching sides.
*laughs* Let's see why you're just...
*sad* *sad* *sad* *sad* Alright, toss me a pick.
boys.
W pick.
I mean, you just gotta play whatever to counter the tank.
Go with Sigma, Reinhardt.
He's playing Reinhardt.
Reinhardt countered Sigma, so that Arisa pick was good.
You think they're gonna pick Reinhardt at the start again?
You can pick wherever you want and then just counter off of him.
Yeah, I would say go Sigma because I'm playing jump rest specifically for the round.
If they, uh, focus on that shield all the way.
Alright, I'm better on Sigma offensively anyway.
Remember what we're fighting for.
They're making me sweat so hard, I fucking...
screwed up.
They're a good team, they're just not better than us.
Yes, Compton Silver, more competent.
Yeah, I'm getting like haptic feedback from Myron's Mike.
I'm sorry, guys.
Oh, fuck.
And the quality's better, too, so, you know, go ahead.
Goddamn, me healing.
Zarya!
Oh man, it's our...
Yeah, so they picked Darius, so Reinhardt was good.
Bastion is weak, Espar!
They got a turret, so there's a turret somewhere shooting at us.
I see it.
Bastion weak!
I'm melting him!
Oh my god, he should be dead!
Alright, barrier down, barrier down.
We gotta get that turret down.
It's sitting to the left of the fire truck.
Bastard on the left, getting pocketed.
Fuck!
Fuck!
I missed the helix.
Back it up.
He's getting pocketed by Mercy, too, man.
Yeah, watch out.
This Zarya can die, man.
Zarya out of position.
Kill the Zarya. Kill the Zarya. Kill the Zarya.
Push, push, push, push, push!
What the fuck, man?
Oh my god, he's got two of them.
Jesus, lifeline's low.
Fyter, focus prone.
Go, Ansley, hurry up.
You gotta be up his ass.
Get rid of that turret.
It's on the U2. It's on the U2. Try to survive.
Sigma, use cover.
Sigma, use cover as much as you can.
It's on the U2. Get up his ass, Ansley.
Use cover, too.
*Bad* Fuck man.
Fuck me.
I didn't move fast enough man.
Oh man, there's a mouse and keyboard.
Goddamn, bro.
I've seen the target spots.
But how?
back it out the Zarya weak!
drink up here.
Zarya low!
How does she have that again?
Zarya's so low man I I've been shooting the whole time!
Alright, I'm switching off.
Who's good for Zarya?
We got about two more pushes in us.
Watch the Bastards on the right!
Bastards on the right!
Bastards on the right!
He's gonna shoot your shield!
Oh he's back, he's back, he's back.
How the fuck do you see me now?
I'm pinning, I'm pinning, I'm pinning, I pin, I pin faction!
Oh we gotta go, we gotta go, I'm here, I'm here, I'm up!
I got visor.
How close to the nano?
Ah, 35.
I'm in that back line distracting him.
How the fuck did the Kirin go get?
We gotta go in.
We gotta go in.
I got lifeline.
I got lifeline.
We gotta go in.
I'm on the point.
I'm on the point.
Mercy dead.
Everybody on point.
Everybody on point.
Spread out spread out spread out Hammer down Hammer down, I've hammered down.
I have ulti for you when you use it.
He healin' somebody heal- oh fuck off.
I'm gonna pin Zarya.
I'm hitting.
Shoot the healers.
Shoot the healers.
They're pocketing her so hard, bro.
She's on the right.
She's on the right.
We can kill her now.
She's weak as hell.
Yo, I'm getting melted.
Where's he there?
Zarya won!
Zarya won!
Let's go, man!
I just killed the whole fucking team, let's go!
Good job, guys!
Fuck, man.
No Zarya ulti.
I'm gonna take hyper.
I still have a ten-hammer.
That's exactly why I was switching Reapers, so I'm going to the backline to get the fucking healers.
That's literally the fucking carries.
14,000 fucking heals.
The healers are fucking mine.
I got visor.
I got visor.
Dead.
Oh, the bastard.
Mercy is dead.
Get the Kiriko's body right there.
Gotta focus here we go.
Keep Mara in the lab.
Keep moving.
Keep back in front of you.
Keep back in cover.
I don't think we can survive this.
We gotta die and regroup.
Die and regroup.
There you go, you are.
I have a turret up top, bro.
I have a turret up top, bro.
Try to get up there.
They're two up top right now.
I think the Bastion got one fucking wallhacks!
How do you know I was right here?
I'm about to pin in.
I'm about to pin in.
Oh, what the fuck?
You have no healers!
You have no healers!
Bitch is chasing me.
She can't get you, though.
That was a smart man.
Oh, fucking shit, man.
That pin wasn't smart as well.
with no healers Play of the game Brown I Die!
Man Sit down every ups on I can hop on tank Who?
If nobody hops on, like nobody from the, what's it called, I can hop on Tank.
Man.
I got it.
I'll give it to whoever wants to get in the chat.
Bro, that was fucking annoying, man.
God damn it, man.
In that chat to see if anybody want to jump in, but these motherfuckers talking about period pussy.
See.
Yeah, they are talking about period pussy.
Somebody say it wrong.
That Carrico and Mercy carried them, bro.
Those kids were fucking garbage, bro.
Dead ass, bro.
I think they were Smurfs, too.
No, they're 100%.
Yeah, they were.
The shit that they were pulling off was insane.
Kiriko was hella accurate with her kunai and shit.
Like I've won the one hurt twice and she won both of them Damn Oh, it's only three of us in here.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hero.
Alright, we ain't got no choice but to go to team this time.
Yeah.
Oh, they got me on here there.
Alright.
Another day, another battlefield.
Hey chat, if y'all can hear me, put y'all names in the chat because I saw somebody say we have two tanks.
I hope they put up a fight.
Aw, they got your own healer, bro.
Yeah, it's fine.
Can I dive here?
One, round one, capture the objective.
The conflict has found us.
They all went right.
Feeling better?
I am taking the poison.
Get into the field.
The fuck, I don't need that.
They're taking the poison.
Stay inside the field.
Stay inside the field.
Behold my exceptionality.
A little medicine goes a long way.
Reloading.
What?
What?!
Oh shit, what the fuck just happened?
What the fuck?
She threw one kunai and killed me, bro.
Landed a lucky ass headshot, man.
Oh, he's dead.
There's a Genji to your left.
He's weak as hell.
Don't Fuck yeah I I Thought You I Thought You I
Thought You I Thought You I Thought You I Uh, yeah, I'm trying to figure out what the fuck is even going on.
What?
Huh?
We're not playing as a group.
We're not playing as a group.
Yeah, I was trying to dive with him, but I'm off now.
What?
Oh, wow.
That's very fun.
That shouldn't be happening.
Let's wait for Azaria.
Oh, oh, whoop!
Yo, SpongeBob!
Like, you should be...
He's starting to stand still and take three flight to the mouth.
A shot of health.
Reality sends to my wind.
- Let the Kitsune guide you! - Let them up! - Reloading!
Be careful! - Wario for Widdick! - He's performing! - He's performing! - They wasted Neno on Nuba.
They've been running.
- I'm not sure.
Baby D.Va?
A nano baby D.Va?
Yo, dude, just know you have to buy yourself right now What the fuck?
Alright, here it goes.
Might be special.
Might be mentally impaired a little.
Adaptive circuits engaged.
Zarya.
Stay nearly on what's that of the field.
I'm the dream of the clock.
Is everyone feeling better?
You're getting better.
You're getting better.
I'm fighting.
I'll repeat that.
You're getting better.
Mark quicker, you got him.
You got him.
Good fucking shit.
Come on.
Hey shit, guys.
Me and SpongeBob are coming back right now.
SpongeBob, you can switch.
Yeah, I was just about to say.
Up on Ana, bruh.
You got it back on Ana.
Play what she was about to play before it died.
They wasted Genji too Step rider I don't really feel like you!
Fire!
Get down, bitch.
Good job, guys.
Don't worry, every good Doomfist knows when to switch to Zarya.
Score, one, zero.
I've been lifting a lot lately, Zarya.
I think I might be catching up to you.
No, you're not.
We'll see if you're still laughing when I take home the gold at the next Olympics Round two capture the objective Over here
Hey there Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh You down hole Oh You might want to switch to like a reaper or something.
I'm not sure.
I was not sure.
Uh, near.
They have the Yari green pylons on the backside of that wall, so we need to drop down.
Also they got simmed.
I'll try and get it.
What the fuck?
I just literally walked through that shit.
Yeah, with the Sojourner shooting at you, just keep moving.
I'll jump through all that shit.
That's how fuzz are you though?
That's how far Zarya Oh my god bro We need to get on point and we need to kill that Byron.
It's just on the backside of that Poey right there.
Azaria was- yeah, you were fighting Orissa.
She should've had died.
I came back just the time, but the second I came back, you know, died.
Alright.
Let's not stay up top as much Roddy.
Right, you gotta get down and engage with them.
Come on now.
Fire at will.
You're dead.
What the fuck?
She got you with the beam, but y'all should have it.
We're saying the one healer is back there.
Junkrat, get back here.
You gotta get over there and help.
Just keep moving, keep moving because the one bitch is looking for you.
Here we go.
We gotta get on point.
Watch out for the same turrets and keep moving.
How did- what the fuck?
Yeah, top.
*repeat* Enemy.
Eyes on a target.
*repeat* *repeat* *repeat* Yeah, there's three of them up.
That's an healing.
*repeat* *repeat* *repeat* *repeat* I can do that too, bitch.
*repeat* *repeat* Got her, got her.
Got her!
My line is...
I'm with you, Ana.
Alright, the pylon is bottom middle. the pylon is bottom middle.
It's bottom middle of the pylon.
Already popped that ulti.
Pop that ulti on this engage.
Pop that ulti, brother.
Pop that ulti, brother.
What the fuck is that?
Fire at will.
This ends now.
No!
Fuck, man!
Come on, John Frank.
John Frank, help her out.
You still leaving there?
Hey, Labs, I'm here.
I'm here.
Fight with my turrets.
I got them right here.
Yeah, Lucio coming back right now, bro.
I got a window.
Arisa, where's Symmetra?
You guys don't got no healers.
Back up.
Come on, Hester.
Back it up.
Daria, back up.
Daria, back up.
Get out of there.
No fucking way.
We got Symmetra in that...
I mean, Sojourn in that same spot.
Drop, drop, drop.
Daria, drop.
We got Symmetra on point.
Turn us down.
Get her.
Focus up.
Get into the field.
Let them out.
Your case is definitely urgent.
Enemy in sight.
Where is she?
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go!
Fucking scrubs.
She jumped off the point like a scrub.
Good job keeping me alive, bro.
I was 100 charged for a good, like, three minutes, bro.
Bro, I was sweating chewing that right click, man.
Trying to heal you niggas man.
She didn't know who to shoot in.
This ends now.
Confirmed.
Two down.
I have to try and fuck her man.
Yo can you go dude?
I'm gonna be honest bro.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I don't know how we won that.
That support, that other support and that other DPS were fucking dog shit, bro.
This Coral Badger said that we can't play.
I don't know, maybe...
Yeah, I'm on concert right now, but if I switch over to PC, you guys would be down to play?
If we play what?
If I switch over to PC, would you guys be down to play?
I'm on concert right now, but...
Yeah, you gotta switch to PC. Alright, I'll probably kick my brother off right now.
Alright, what rank are you on PC? To be honest, bro, I just switched over to keyboard and mouse, and that shit is hard as fuck, so I'm still learning how to play.
Oh, yeah, you about to be trashed, then, nigga.
You got to play for at least a week.
No, no way!
No, you got to play with me.
Bro, if you just switched, you're not going to be good, bro.
I mean, even me, I've been playing for about a week now, and that shit is hard as fuck.
I'll probably be a little better than you, I'm not going to lie.
What'd you rank?
I didn't just switch.
I've been on it for about like a month now, but I'm still pretty new, so...
Well, what's your rank then?
I'm still getting that muscle memory down and shit, so...
What's your rank then?
I don't have rank.
Nigga, then you're probably trash.
It's like, what the fuck?
That means you don't win a game.
Like, I'm not shit.
I play, but I don't...
So you only did the games to unlock?
You only did the games to unlock rank?
Shut up.
I'm not really talking to you right now.
You fat neck pussy, you mouth breather.
Shut the fuck up.
What the fuck?
This thing is mad, bro.
Yeah, he's mad.
That boy think he hard.
Yeah, he think he hard.
Nah, I don't think I'm hard.
I think I'm...
Bro, like, come on, huh?
We just trying to...
It's cool.
I'm just trying to speak, bro.
And you're just interrupting.
It's pissing me off.
That's it.
Bro, it's not that serious.
I mean, all I'm asking is if you're not even ranked, that means you don't play this game.
Nah, I play it very regularly on controller, but...
The whole thing is that on PC, I don't have it ranked yet because I don't really play it on PC, but I can adapt quick.
What was your peak rank?
On my other count, I hit Diamond, but right now, last season I hit, like, plat.
I'm kind of like a plat player.
What role you play?
Tank.
I hit plat and tank.
DPS. I'm kind of plat all the way around.
Hey, that's your call, man.
I mean, we could try it, bro, but you got to switch now.
I don't know what your battle plan is.
Yeah, y'all can play.
I'll join next match.
All right.
Y'all can play when we're not with you.
All right.
Then we got Rojo in here.
What do you play, Rojo?
Tank.
All right.
It looks like you don't even play this game either.
Yeah, I picked the game up because I saw you start playing and I was like, bro, that's fucking crazy.
Damn, nigga, you about to be trash then.
Nah, man, nah, I'm cold with it.
I was playing in the Discord server.
I was carrying everybody, man.
I got a couple people in the Discord server who can vouch for me.
Hey, Rojo, you brought that motherfucker in with you?
You need to tell his ass to go pop his medication and take a chill pill or some shit, bro.
Nah, I think Rojo joined later.
I don't think that was...
Nah, I joined after him.
I don't know who that is.
Yeah, nah.
Here, pick your roles.
Come on.
He's trying to big dog, man.
Yeah, he's trying to show off in front of the hoes, bro.
Ain't even no hoes here.
It's all niggas in the chat, bro.
That's all granny.
Bro, how do I... Alright, my in-game voice is all the way up.
Nigga, pick your role!
Damn!
What?
Waiting for you, Rojo.
Oh, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Oh, uh, tank is filled.
Just all?
I guess just click all.
You got it.
Nah, just hit tank.
I backed out of it.
Still unavailable.
Oh, due to group skill rating, bro, shit.
It knows.
I'll just hit all.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Yo, Myron, niggas in the chat was telling you to castle him.
That shit was being flooded.
Castle him.
Yo, how do I turn in-game voice volume anymore?
Because, like, the sound effects are louder than you guys are.
What the hell?
That's probably, uh, Myron.
I don't know.
Oh, I see it, I see it.
Okay, okay.
Alright, I turned it up by like 50%.
Oh, that's in-game voice volume, so I like the, uh, the character's in-game voice.
Alright.
Prepare your defenses.
Select your hero.
Damn, y'all were right.
You really can't hear this shit better than through Myers' mic.
Oh shit.
Put me on a fuckin' healer.
You'll get used to it though Yeah Oh shit, I get...
Oh get to show y'all my soldier now I got that dobly at most going on Alright.
I'm back.
Are we going to go on a team?
Uh, yeah, yeah, let's go to the same.
Alright, this says we got five in here.
Alright.
I'm gonna play a little bit up.
Depending on their comp, I'll switch to Orisa.
They're on a Winston, so watch out for dive.
Holy shit.
Oh, watch out.
I can't see you.
CP on you, Myron.
Oh shit.
I don't even know where the fucking...
Oh, it's the Hanzo that got me.
Watch out, just play on this corner right here.
Back up, big guy.
Yeah, back up to where I am.
Winston low, Winston low, Winston dead.
That Reaper's weak.
Yeah, watch out.
Don't push.
Don't push.
We got Reaper to the left here.
Damn, you guys are taking a while.
Engaging the enemies.
Watch out there, sorry.
Oh my god, this fuckin' arm, bro.
I need a little healing behind me now.
I got you, Zarya, I got you.
Don't worry about it.
Oh shit, I don't get you up.
We're still good on point.
Come to your right?
Yeah, right there, Zarya, right there.
I can still heal you Look off me you fat piece of shit Yo, Myron, get fresh off me.
Dude, are you high-charged, are you?
Are you high-charged?
I'm at 10, I'm at 10, I'm at 10.
Watch out, there's a Winston.
Winston over here, guys.
One shot on him.
Oh, shit.
Alright, fuck it.
Do this.
Fuck you, pussy.
You can land on the stomach.
Yeah, bro.
I just turned off all the sound in game, and I'm just listening to Myra now.
No, no, no, bro.
You want to hear the game.
Yeah, turn that on, bro.
We need that.
Oh, yep.
Oh, Jesus.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, what the?
There's a freaking Reaper behind me.
He's weak.
He's weak on me.
Oh Oh you are getting pooped everywhere bro What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Bro, I don't know.
Whatever that hero is, I've never played against that.
They're playing hard dives, so I'm just gonna try and counter-dive them.
Oh my lord.
What the fuck?
It sound like Myron said that shit.
Nah, he said some patience.
Yeah, they're not doing it right, though.
They should be diving me instead of our Baptiste, but...
Myron, you're getting fucked up, but I don't know if you haven't died yet, so...
Yo, watch out.
Watch out, dude.
Oh shit!
Jesus!
You're good, you're good.
He ran, he ran.
Oh, Reaper on me, Reaper on me.
No Fade, no Fade, you can die.
I had to reload, I'm so fucking sorry.
I'm gonna hit you with the...
Fucking faggot, man.
You gotta go for the healers.
There you go, go fucking...
Oh my god.
We can contest, I think.
He's weak.
Oh, get this bitch off me!
Oh, I can't believe I died for his fucking braw.
Faggot.
Alright, just now.
That's point, that's point, that's point.
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
He ran from the payload.
Shit, they need to get the first point.
Wow.
Retard.
They couldn't even get the first point, man.
The less we play this map, the better.
I only got that Wendy's deal going on.
Yeah, man.
They just jumped on me the whole time, bro.
It was fucking gay.
And the Hanzo got two lucky kills on me, man.
Nope.
That's Hanzo players.
Yeah.
Fucking stupid.
That's the exact shit I'd be doing in fucking Overwatch 1, man.
You just kinda, like, shoot.
Just spams arrows, bro.
It's like, it's so fucking annoying.
That's why, like, you jump up and down a little bit, like, while you're playing, so that, like, he doesn't necessarily, like, hit your head.
Get left behind I'm trying to try and dive here Hey, I mean we just got it we just got out of you use the space that you create.
Oh, you're If he's gonna dive, I need to be on it.
Like in our Reaper 2.
Xen will be easier for you to heal him.
Well, it'll be easier for him to die back.
If you want to play Ana, bro, fuck it.
Play Ana if you want.
Yeah, play Ana.
I'm scared.
I'll fucking play more.
Whatever you want, man.
I'll play it around, y'all.
You're good.
No worries.
the tires they get up what the fuck yeah I don't know what the fuck that was on reloading reaper Jesus, you guys are taking fucking damage.
I'm trying to distract them so we can make some space.
Very nice, very nice.
I can't heal you guys from the barriers on the way.
Get the turver.
Turn it down.
I need some.
Oh shit, I can help me down.
Yep, I'm dead.
If I mace in space, I kill somebody at mace in space.
Oh, Sim, Sim, weak on the left.
Sim, weak on the left.
She's running.
Take on you guys.
Yeah, I can't get through this.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we need to shield him.
And, uh...
I don't think...
I don't think Sam is out of position.
Punish this, punish this, punish this, punish this!
Me me me me me On him on him Fucking pylon Scaring him scaring him scaring him Huge nano Oh the bad piece The bad piece is going up top You see it?
You can't hit him Stay behind the wall You can't fucking be a fucker Stay fucking walled That's alright there's two ultis there Whatever you do don't die again You ever say a lie dude?
Yeah she walled me off from you guys The Symmetra Oh my god.
Yeah, I think we need a shield.
They use that distance against us.
I'll play for OT and then switch.
I might go Riggs.
What do y'all think?
Riggs?
Yeah.
This ram probably has OT. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I just got fucking melted by the way.
The fucking tank just went into the back.
They just used 3 ults.
They just used three ultimates.
Come on, let's go.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh Jesus.
Yeah, you can't just walk up to the place and they're trying to overwhelm us the damage.
You're gonna get rid of this story, too.
How did you have it again?
Back, back, back, back away.
Bro!
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, bro.
Jesus.
Oh my god!
Aw, dude, I can't.
Not bad, bro.
On the bright side, I'm 55 to hold after.
Watch out, Meyer, watch out.
Yeah, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
All right, all right, all right.
We need to come left side, left side.
Over here, where I'm standing.
We need to come here.
They're not going to be able to, like, do rages.
Sigma?
Okay, okay.
Sigma could die!
Sigma could die on the left!
Kill him!
There we go!
Run through the wall!
Run through the wall!
I got two yields!
I got two yields!
Kill that turret!
Four of them on point!
Four of them on point!
Just Symmetra!
Just Symmetra!
And someone up top!
There's a bad piece up top?
There's a bad piece up top!
Baptiste up top.
Baptiste, Baptiste, somebody killed this motherfucker.
He's one shot.
He's back, he's back.
The tank is back.
Yeah, fuck that bitch.
Oh, watch out, what's that?
Surrender to my will.
Romacho weak!
Oh, shit.
Oh, he's fucking awesome, bro.
He got him.
Oh, never mind.
Son bitch!
Yep.
Bad C's on point.
Bad C's on point.
He's on point.
It's horrible.
It's horrible.
I can't believe we won that.
Holy!
More moves against our bad.
I'll never fucking question y'all again, bro.
That was hard as hell for no reason, man.
That fucking sucks.
The whole fucking front of it is just a giant-ass fucking open field.
Yeah, just rain.
I saw with it The fucking Egyptian bitch to the order Mexican art who Who's Dio?
Yo, what's up?
I played with you last stream.
Are you okay with me playing again or are you guys waiting for someone else?
What characters do you normally play?
Well, last time I played DPS but I can play support as well.
I think my tanks too had to play with you guys with that.
What's your tank?
It's only gold right now.
It's gold right now, so maybe not.
But assume you guys are bronze, so...
I'm not sure.
I'm gold too, so you should be good.
I'm gold one, actually.
Oh yeah, I can tank.
I can tank.
Alright.
Let's go back on Zen.
Alright.
Damn, I'm playing my fucking worst roles right now, man.
Dang.
That was a good game, though.
Shit.
That shit was.
That was very close.
Yeah, their whole objective was to just to overwhelm us with damage.
We had the Baptiste shooting at us from the top.
We had the- both healers basically shooting at us at the same time.
The fucking robot was trying to zone us out and shit.
Sim hit the turret set up just in case we did get some- Dropped that motherfucking wall on the right.
Do my alt in the back.
True. True. True. True. True.
Hey, any of y'all watch football? any of y'all watch football?
*music* Not really.
I'm a basketball guy.
Who's your team?
I'm in Chicago, so...
You would think the Bulls, but hell no.
I'd probably say right now...
I don't know.
I'm just watching what LeBron is doing with the Lakers and shit.
He's old as fuck, still doing what the fuck he's doing, so...
Yeah, nah, that shit's crazy.
That game was so close.
You think he's gonna stay until his son plays?
Hell yeah.
I mean, he ain't getting no motherfucking rings, that's the most he can do.
That shit is pretty crazy.
Oh, I fucking hate this man.
Oh, I might play Lucio though.
Oh, did we lose somebody?
Apparently we did.
Didn't we have five?
Yeah, we had Rho or Dio, no?
Yeah, he left.
He had Dio.
He left.
Damn.
Alright.
Alright, well.
I guess we're going to team.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Let's get this show on the road!
Amaran, you ever make this basket?
I don't know what's good on this, I guess.
I've been through more of these than I can count.
Why am I working?
Damn!
Yeah, my bad, boys.
The adrenaline's running right now if I miss some fucking shots.
Oh, never mind.
I just fucking cooled down real quick.
What the hell?
They got ball.
Oh, ball right, guys.
We got Tracer too.
Balls, one shot.
Along with Tracer.
I got a TP set up to go to the point when it's ready.
Tracer weak on the right.
All on point.
on a dead the faces on the back she's weak she's anti-heal she's She ran away.
I got your back, Smithrit.
I got your back.
Unless I'm fucking choosing them.
Oh, watch out.
Got her.
She's around me in the back.
I slept her.
Good shit.
Fuck that bitch, bro.
Fuck that bitch.
Good sleep.
Yeah, I told you I'm fucking cold with you, Myron.
I told you.
At least against the bronzes.
Once we get the irons, I don't know about where we go.
I'm on the right or someone.
Ball is weak.
Symmetra following him.
Oh shit, Sazorn weak.
On the right.
Come back Ramatra, I can't heal you either.
Oh nevermind, you're fucking him up, bro.
I need a little bit of heals, Myron.
I'm getting heals from somewhere.
I don't know.
I don't know what you were thinking.
I'm coming, Ram.
Get out.
Just back up, Ram.
Back up.
Back up, guys.
Back up, guys.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
You guys got to back up.
May behind you, guys.
Weak as fuck.
- Fuck, me behind y'all. - Dead. - There we go. - All on point. - Oh, no more.
Oh, they spawn?
Oh, he's a mega weak.
He can die?
There's no chance in hell y'all take this point.
They're backing up.
I can't fucking hit my shot.
Yeah, no, I was standing still.
Our monster's just fucking...
Alright.
We're just sitting in the back, shooting them, and they're not doing shit.
On the right hand side, coming towards Lucio, I think.
I got Lyser, but I don't even think they can make it in.
They got a Roadhog now.
Oh, Roadhog anti, Roadhog anti?
See if they can try.
Oh, that was our soldier.
Goddamn, that scared the fuck out of me.
This ends now!
She said this ends now, bro.
What the f...
Bro, have you never played Overwatch 2, bro, or what?
Jesus.
Bro, zero of limbs!
Yo, nobody died.
Yo, this is...
This is not perfect.
Hell no.
Did your bosses ever rebuild that favela?
You know...
Iron ass popped up a motherfuckin' chair in the bag inside.
The one that was mysterious for Iron now, I am so rude to us.
It is on the backlog.
Funny how that sort of project always gets de-prioritized.
Ah, fuck me.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round two.
Capture the objective.
Don't let up.
Let's finish the job.
Oh shit.
I think they got a Widow.
Careful.
Yeah, they do.
They do.
She's on the other side just shooting.
I guess just fight for a point.
Don't get sniped.
Don't get sniped.
Arisa on point.
One shot on her.
Got her.
Somebody went top left.
Oh, it's a Widow.
Widow top left.
Alright, she's looking at me.
Nevermind, she's not looking at me no more.
Oh, I can't get you, Rumatra.
We're on the right, we're on the right!
She wants me!
But I gotta heal the Rumatra!
God damn it!
She got me.
Yo, there's a Kringo next to you!
Oh, nevermind.
Back up, back up, back up!
We're on the AF 14%.
Fuck!
God fucking damn it, man.
Gucci, I'm coming back as the fast hero.
I can't get away with this.
You guys are fucking all up, baby.
Just pissed off.
Oh, I'm dead.
Yeah, you can't.
It's okay.
That was my fault.
No, our mantra is balls deep.
I don't think he's doing that.
Yeah, Rhyme, you gotta back up your weird low on numbers.
We got May top left.
Hey, yeah, top left.
Yeah.
Guys, keep moving on the right and jumping when you're out there.
Suckin' her.
Oh, I don't want to suckin' her.
Widow, stop left now.
Widow, stop left.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, we might get...
Oh, I'm not frozen here.
I'm gonna throw a wall.
I'm gonna throw a wall.
Very nice, very nice.
I'm still touching point, I'm still- Yo, uh, Mei here on the right?
We're on top of the line, back left, back left!
Still heal?
We're no back left!
Oh shit!
I'm getting fucked up!
Oh no!
I'm on HP! Yeah, I'm on HP too, what the fuck?
Is she still up there?
She's still up!
Yeah, she's still up there.
I'm going, getting her.
Yeah, bitch!
Oh, watch out, don't die!
That kid is a faggot, threw for a scene.
That's ours, that's ours.
Get her, she's in.
That was easy clap.
easy fucking clap boys yeah Their tank has no heals.
Yeah, that was a crazy tank though.
I've got you in my sights.
Good effect on hostiles.
This ends now.
That's not even fucking fair.
It should.
Yo, would you guys want to watch me, Rolo, and maybe somebody else debate a bunch of Tradcons?
Oh, yeah.
Ooh.
Alright, yes.
Wait, Myron, you said you ranked up?
Yeah, it's a silver five, but who cares?
That shit's trashed anyway.
Hey, it's the climb, brother.
Oh, he's asking the fucking chat, too.
It's not about the journey.
It's not about the destination, it's the journey.
Journey Yeah, it's a chatter spamming They want to see it, Maren.
Yeah, y'all want to see it?
Yeah, we love seeing that shit.
You be debating, like, leftists all the fucking time and, like, libs, but, like, not conservatives.
Alright.
Y'all want it?
Alright, so let me...
just kind of wanted to see what you guys are thinking.
What is a trad con, a traditional conservative?
Yeah.
I see.
Yeah, people like Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro or...
I don't know who specifically.
It might be because that other podcast wants us to go on their shit and I'm like, no, why the fuck would I do that?
I can host it on my shit.
You know what I mean?
No, that's 100.
Yeah.
Fuck them niggas.
Nah, it wouldn't be Sneeko, guys.
It would probably be...
Yeah, debate Sneeko.
It would probably be Chase, Lila Rose, and probably maybe Michael Knowles.
We debate them on Tradcon versus Red Pill or whatever.
So...
Would it be like a panel or would it be like a casual show again?
I mean, with that many people, it would probably be...
Oh, shit.
Sneakles in the chat.
He said W. Grifting.
Nah, it would be...
It would be like a debate.
It would be a debate.
I don't know about Lila Rose.
It'll be three verse three.
It'll probably be like Knowles, Chase, and this chick named Myla Rose.
I don't know who the fuck she is, but probably some old trad con.
I don't know.
34-year-old woman, trad wife.
Is that what she is?
Yeah.
Yeah, she debated Destiny and somebody else, some other lib...
I'd advise watching that video because you will see exactly what she's about in the first 10 minutes.
I think you and Mike would be good because I noticed that Mike, he keeps statistics in his fucking head like it ain't shit.
He's able to pull stuff like a fucking dick.
Yeah, Michael would balance it out for sure.
He's a pretty smart dude.
Yep.
Alright.
We'll see if I could, uh, we'll see- we'll see what happens then.
This nigga Sneeko said to base a hero in the tunnels, bro.
You fucking dead.
Yo, the tunnels?
We're in the tunnels now?
Alright boys, we on the curry map.
I've never played this map before, so...
Wish me luck.
It's, uh...
It's something.
Every soldier needs a cause.
*throws up* If I have, let's get him.
Yeah, this is the bad part about, like, not playing the game is that I don't have any of the good heroes like Kiriko.
Safety's off.
It's a cruel world out there.
Oh, nevermind.
I do have Kiriko.
What the fuck?
I don't think you make that much of it.
I think you can mock him in battle passes and stuff like that.
Or you can just buy him.
For the current hero, or champion, whatever it is, it's...
You're a Brokey nigga and you're out here playing video games?
What the fuck's wrong with you?
It's like an old hero.
You have to do hero challenges or some shit.
Brokey playing video games, it's unacceptable.
I think the only one you can't get via battle pass is...
Or he's the only one you can't get battle pass.
They got a sim, boys.
I have a Mercy as well.
I'm breaking everything.
Yeah, all the sims are gone.
Mercy and Drucker Queen.
Sim's overextended?
Sim's overextended?
She got my ass.
Yeah, she's dead.
Mercy weak.
I'm dead.
Mercy!
Oh my god, bro.
She's weak as fuck.
Get this Junker Queen.
It's only two minutes of the radio.
Oh shit.
Fuck man.
I'm getting a hard focus guys.
I need a lot of heroes.
Fuck it, I'll switch.
Come on, guys.
Let's get on this shit, man.
I'm not checking in.
Get Junker Queen, ice off!
Get her, get her, get her, get her!
She's weak as fuck!
How did she not die there?
I don't know man.
Oh, back away, back away.
All this Bro Just so close at the sun is fucking crazy, man.
Oh This so much is a big problem, bro.
What the fuck, bro?
You died through my fucking...
my lamp?
Just die, just die, just die, just die.
Bro's literally standing in the middle of my fucking lamp.
Can you die?
Ah, whatever.
Alright!
I'm gonna go Lucio, I'm gonna speed us around.
Soldier dead, come on man.
Karinko!
Fuck!
Oh, she's off the map!
Alright, uh...
Maybe take high ground right here?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wherever we don't get booted off the map.
This is Sultry?
Sultry is on the left.
I got two of them.
I got two of them.
Very nice, very nice.
She's anti-healed.
She's anti-healed.
Oh, she is weak as fuck.
Oh, I fucking tried to goop her, but I'm assed.
Yeah, break it.
Keep me alive while I do this, man.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold your behind.
Hold your behind over here.
Oh.
Ah, he's so low to me.
He's weak.
He's dead.
Here we go over here.
She ran.
Diva, don't get d-maxed.
Whatever you do, don't get d-maxed.
How about you?
Okay.
Ooh, fuck the justice queen!
Fuck her up!
Alright, I'm back, I'm back.
Too much behind you guys.
Too much behind you, Amari.
What the fuck?
Oh no, she's gonna fucking...
Come on guys, you guys got this.
Help you shut out.
Help you shut out.
Outer.
Good old.
I've seen tough ones.
There's your back up.
There's your back up.
No more see- Oh, I'll get this- They got a bash in here.
Very nice.
We got him.
I got it.
Next point.
Healin, healin.
Healin.
Alright, speeding, speeding, speeding.
Joker Queen?
Yeah, go get him, go get him, go get him.
That's okay.
Good job, guys.
Good stuff, guys.
Alright, speeding, speeding.
Let's go to the next point.
Next point.
I'm going.
Clear me out.
I take care of my friends.
I take care of my friends.
I think that first- Oh, we're on to our left.
To our left.
Over there.
Okay, we go, we go.
We just keep moving.
Just going.
I think the first point was just really bad luck.
They had a really good setup.
Alright, look to your left, that's where they are.
Yep, right here, right here.
Watch behind us.
This way.
They're gonna come through this way.
Here they come from on top.
Whoa, that's in the front!
Oh my god, man.
I'm speeding, I'm speeding on this Junker Queen.
Junker Queen.
She's weak.
Ah, we're fucking anti.
The Bachelor is shooting us from the side, man.
Alright.
I got O, we can push on.
I hate this map, bro.
Oh, Delta's still right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm not.
Waitin' for you guys.
Alright, you guys ready?
I got you, Ana.
Bro, she's right here!
What the fu- Oh, Jesus.
Symmetra turrets, man, got me.
Symmetra turrets, as soon as you- Symmetra, Symmetra right here, Symmetra.
She's anti, she's anti.
Nice.
Get the mercy, get the mercy, get the mercy!
Symmetra turrets, fuck this up, bro.
Yeah, just get out of there if you can.
I got food in pack.
I got food back in.
Get back, Maren.
Get back, get back, Rupert.
Oh, bro, they're chasing you in there.
Oh my god.
Yeah, just...
Junker Queen.
We got a touch?
We got a touch?
Yeah.
We need to punish this Junker.
What the heck?
Guys can kill Naoki, guys can kill.
Dude, they're not even on point.
They're not even on point right here.
Just...
Damn.
Oh my god, bro.
Redeploy.
Yeah, this is just not...
Group up, go to the next one.
Yeah, I think play for ulti on Lucio and then search for a BAP. We need more heals.
The BAP? Yeah, yeah.
Fuck.
The biggest problem is this Metro.
We need to take her out.
He's right here.
Speed, speed, speed, speed.
I'm on speed right now.
I'm on speed.
Dumpter clean?
Dr. Quint?
She's still killing me.
Oh my god.
Be your ass.
Nice.
Dude, uh.
Yeah, remove on- I don't know.
Reboot on- I don't know. Reboot on- I don't know. Reboot on- I don't know. Reboot on- I don't know. Reboot on- I don't know. Reboot on- I don't know.
Bro.
Fuck this shit, man.
Yeah, we're kind of all over the place right now.
I can't get away with this.
Just die, Ana.
Just die.
It's not my game.
One thing I know for sure that works, if we kill the healers, then that's it.
Yeah, yeah.
Just know that when we press in to kill the healers...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's only us three.
There's no healers.
Well, back up, man.
I know.
I'm just waiting for you.
They're right here.
No, they're not.
Ana's all the way in the back.
Alright, now he has speed.
He attacks you.
One's up here.
Got speeding All right All right, I will be 40 Myron you for our ball.
All right, all right Bro, they were surrounding us on all ends man.
You heal up heal up heal up heal up.
Oh, oh Fuck the Junker Queen!
Junker Queen!
Right here, right here.
You still have fire?
Redployed.
It's my worst game, bro.
Tap your objectives in my hands.
No.
Uh...
We're good, we're good here.
You only killed since Simpson?
Oh, dude.
Literally 99.5% on my own.
Get it to this point, Mern!
Get it to this point!
It's over with.
Yeah, it's all good.
Yeah, yeah, that's uh...
Lucio wasn't there, we needed that bap switch.
That was a terrible fucking game.
I'm not good at control points like that man.
Nah, that's all good.
That was my worst game.
Fucking trash.
What we like, 25 and 3?
Yeah, we've lost.
Yeah, we've.
Yeah.
I'm working on getting my money up, Myron.
Yeah.
All right, we'll see what happens on this next one.
All right.
All right.
Let's see here.
They're going crazy to chat with Sneeko.
Yeah, I'll see you there.
All right, so it looks like y'all want that debate.
Wait, what?
And I said it looks like the people want that debate.
Yeah, man, it'd be pretty good.
It'd be like the first of its kind to be honest Oh shit Bullshit.
I got the DPS. How the fuck do you cancel a Spotify subscription?
Isn't it in the settings?
Nah, bro.
I just go to the account and it says premium individual, but it just says see all plans when I click on it.
This shit crazy.
They won't let you cancel it.
I'm locked in.
Bro's gonna be paying $10 till he die.
That goes.
Or until inflation catches up.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Objective announcement.
L-E-8, motherfucker.
All right, let's just run it back.
All right, let's see what they've got.
Come on!
They have a Sigma.
We got Widow, Widow.
Go behind us, Tristan.
Got her.
Let's go.
I'm gonna look for a good knife and then we can go in.
Just push him back to down.
Widow weak.
Yo, you can get the Widow.
Mercy weak.
Yo, there's a Sigma right to your right, Bastion.
I got you, man.
Thank you, thank you.
Mercy's dead.
Here we go back.
Both GPS is low, backing off.
Alright, let's go.
Fucking bitch, man.
You guys got no healers, man.
Back it up.
Back it up.
Me and Denner come back.
Let's go.
That's my bad.
I'm slow as fuck.
All good.
We're walking back to you.
Oh, that sucks.
Heal your base up on island.
Oh, you got one healer with you.
One healer.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I killed the Mercy.
I killed the Mercy, bro.
Watch out for that Widow.
Got him.
Good job, good job.
Good job.
You step out of the cover.
Keep moving.
Yo, sorry, sorry.
Come back.
Yeah, come back.
They're Buffalo.
Buffalo.
Oh, I'm also wanted.
I'm gonna peek that.
What the?
Bro.
Oh my, what the fuck?
Hold up, I gotta see this shit.
Can we get like a...
a Reaper or something to get this, Widow?
Yeah, gotta get a dive on her.
Fucking smurf, bro.
Either that or am I going D.Va.
There she is, there she is.
Bro, this bitch is 10 and 1.
Widowmaker is still on the side.
We have to catch up.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Ah, I'm getting fucking new.
Okay, this is why I got it.
This is why I got it.
I'm getting ganged up on by the future.
I got it.
Oh, that's a good one.
Is the Widow dead?
Oh, she's back up.
Hey, Widow back up.
Where's she dead?
Widow over here.
We must help them.
I know exactly where the fuck you at.
Come on.
Go ahead, do it.
Reaper over here.
Reaper...
On the left here?
He's on me in the back?
Dude, what the fuck?
Where the fuck?
Wait, hold up.
There's a Reaper.
Yeah, he was...
Nice, nice, nice.
Alright, be careful of the Widow right here.
Okay, she out there.
Back in 3, 2, 1.
Good kill!
Dude, get this Reaper Reaper in!
Reaver no pay.
Push him off, push him off.
Got the Mercy.
Riddlemaker's still above.
Got her, she's dead.
Oh, get this, Diva.
I'm pushing Robot.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, she's really good.
Myron, go up there.
Myron, go up there.
I'm done.
It's ours.
We got to move the-- You guys stay up there.
I'll stay down here.
We just need one.
Watch out for that Widow.
She's at spawn.
Yo, Reaper, Reaper right here?
He's weak.
Oh, they're on my cheeks so bad there.
Yo, the tank's getting out of mech, and then she's just standing there.
I think she's actually- Alright, let's heal up and- Oh, nevermind, nevermind.
Yeah, y'all just down.
I'm gonna come get some gills, bro.
Watch out, she got wall hacks.
Damn, watch out behind you.
She can-- Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, she got wall hacks.
Yeah, that's not bad.
Let them out.
Nice!
First shot on Mercy.
We don't Mercy want.
Your case is definitely...
Mercy is behind us.
Mercy is wanting me somebody to focus on.
Mercy dead.
I see that.
Bro.
This Reaper is a fucking scrub, bro.
Nigga walked all the way to Satan like a fucking scrub.
Oh, fuck.
That's not what I got to do.
Oh my god, and the Widow just popped me in my face.
Reaper, you gotta take that left flank and then TP around to get to that Widow.
Alright.
Yeah, just focus on getting to the window.
Just drop back.
Yeah.
Drop back if you can, Diva.
By yourself.
I'm on the wrist, you in the back.
Oh my god, they're all chasing.
They got me.
Oh, there's no way, bro.
I fucking crashed that shit.
Everybody that ain't regrouped, we gotta do it.
Zero percent.
I have no idea how I lived that.
Look how far we pushed it though.
They only have three minutes.
We're way ahead.
We got this.
What the?
Bro!
How the fuck did that just happen?
She was getting power boosted by Mercy the whole time.
That's why I died so quick.
Watch out for Widow.
She got wallhacks.
I'm gonna try to distract her by flanking.
Ah, they fucking...
I need heals.
Tactical visor.
Oh my!
They're pushing forward.
Cut them down.
That was the worst.
I'm going.
Someone has to keep your life There we go Guys guys behind behind behind behind No money.
I'll let the healers use please.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you Oh Played guys let's go Oh Anybody see the Widow?
No.
Oh, take slow.
Take dead.
Take dead.
Reaper's gonna ult!
That's a kill.
Baby, keep up.
Mercy one.
Mercy one.
Better Even keep you create space for the bus to get to the way I got window I'm with you if I'm I'm with you.
Let them come to us.
I'm blocking you, D.Va.
It's fine.
I'm blocking you.
I'm blocking you.
Yeah, I got you.
Yo!
Tank's dead.
D.Mex.
I'm needing the bullets for you, Reaper.
She's fucking rising.
Oh my god.
It's great.
He's dead again.
It's great.
They're dead.
Experience tranquility Got that Well played.
GG's.
Good stuff.
Victory! GGs! GGs! GGs! GGs! GGs! GGs! GGs!
GG's.
And the victim blaming begins.
He pissing their ass off of the chat.
Oh, you suck a shit to them?
Yeah, our party's the other.
Heh, that's hilarious.
Thanks to MAD. Report it.
It's the most pussy shit you could ever say.
Oh.
Well, I went to Silver 5 on...
Oh shit, boys, I'm Platinum 5!
Alright, go ahead, pick your balls.
Can you also queue up if I hit support?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh shit, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Wait, isn't that your first rank?
Who's first rank?
Somebody ranked up?
Oh, did my message not go through?
This is my second account, and I was, I think, like, gold one when the last time I played on this shit.
but my main account was, I think, Diamond 2.
That was on a PC or console?
You said you played console.
On console, I was top 500 in Overwatch 1.
Oh, I gotcha, I gotcha.
Oh, first transitioning.
We're definitely going to need a shield for this, I think.
Maybe we don't know.
No, no, no.
Hmm.
Another day, another battlefield.
Any of you guys know Mila Rose's Twitter?
Anybody in chat, you guys know Mila Rose's Twitter?
Lila.
It's Lila Rose?
Lila.
Yeah.
Alright, let me see if I can find her.
Is it Lila Grace Rose?
She's got brunette hair, kinda...
Old looking?
Okay, no, I shouldn't be...
I'm gonna leave.
Let's see if we can get a hook, this will be big.
You gotta jump right up top.
Merce you are boosting now.
Hold on, right there now?
You good, tank you good, tank you good.
I'm a soldier.
Come on, you got low.
I'm trying to get it.
I'm trying to get it.
Yo, there's a Sigma up top.
Oh shit.
I'm breaking.
He's boarded.
He's corded, he's corded.
Oh, I'm fucking cute.
I'm healing him up top right.
You're completely healed.
Objective A.
Captured.
Escort the same time.
He's going to the back.
Yo, we already got cart.
I'm gonna look for a hook.
Ooh, nice pick, nice pick.
Freaking shield?
We forced the TP. Or, I mean, uh, heal.
Res.
Oh, we lost water.
Be careful.
He's gonna have to respawn right next to us.
Just back off, back off, back off.
Alright, alright, alright.
Yeah, they're amazing.
Right there Alright Fuck man, oh, bro We need a shield.
They're doing this shit.
Take the back line.
You can go through.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go fuck love.
Experience tranquility.
Oh, I just killed two.
I think we're good.
I think we got numbers.
Oh shit, Myron is AFK right now.
We gotta hold up.
Aw, fuck.
There's Sigma and Mercy behind you guys.
Sorry guys, my mic, my fucking mouse died.
Pull back, pull back.
I got heals right here.
Go back.
Go back.
Man, I've just been heal-bying y'all, man.
The whole time, I'm barely shooting.
Oh, I almost hit that motherfucker.
Yes, sir.
I'm talking to Hercy.
I'm talking to her.
Don't let her run.
She's gonna come down the steps right here.
Nice, well played.
We are running right through them.
We have to get around yours corner and then we win.
Oh, this is easy.
Let's have three armed, and then just play up.
Play front.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm third.
Now I'm on it.
Really good, nice.
What?
Oh, we can back up here.
Okay, where's that?
Okay.
Soldier, if you can stay alive back there, bro, that's gonna be fucking...
Yeah, I'm trying my bet.
Oh, shit, I think he knows me.
I think I'm...
Oh, this is hitched.
Suncrats up here with me.
He's weak.
I'm breaking shield.
No shield.
Alright.
I saved you, Reaper, but I let myself die.
Fuck! - Between the Fersons, Zink for my...
Collapse! - Press. - Come out of there, come out of there, I can use! - Tactical visor activated. - Got one. - No, Brad still up top, get 'em. Brad still up top, get 'em.
Yo, we can push cart right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's push cart.
I'm with you, though.
I'm here, I'm here.
I got a jump.
We got traded, we got numbers.
I'm cramped.
It's alright, I don't think we'll come back when we're still in a moment.
Yo, they're doing so much fucking damage.
Yeah, I don't.
Yo, we still got two minutes.
I almost got my ult.
I almost got my ult.
I'll get the back one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Time to fight back, man.
I need heals up top.
I'm really close to ult right now.
Run away Myron, run away.
Got it.
Junk's dead, Junk's dead, Junk's dead, Junk's dead.
I'm fine.
I'm going around, I'm going around, I'm flanking.
Hey, I stopped your, I stopped your.
Good, good.
Okay, I'm fucking dead.
I have ult, I have ult, they can't push ult.
Oh, very nice.
Well played, guys.
There, good calls.
Please Yo, Myron, somebody spammed her Twitter and chat.
Oh They spammed the shit out of there.
Okay, Lila Grace Rose.
Got it.
Alright.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Uh, defense.
Wait, what, are you on, soldier?
Oh, no, you're fine, you're fine.
Remember what we're fighting for.
I'm like a Zarya main so I think Soldier might have actually been the pick from the start.
So much, With each mission, my techniques grow more optimized.
Hey, hello.
So much, can you put a turret right here just to see if they push up through the stairs up there?
This is right above here.
Right there?
Yeah, just right there.
Thank you.
They got Hanzo.
They got a Hanzo.
And Sojourn.
I feel like they're going on top.
They're going on top?
Yeah, they are.
Yeah, they are.
Yeah, up top, up top.
Good turret.
Whip it.
Oh, Sigma's weak there?
That Sojourn's also one.
One HP behind me?
Rissi, you might be able to push that.
I also got a turret right there, Xan.
Good job.
Rissi, Doug.
Watch out, there's a Hanzo.
One HP over there.
Oh, fuck it.
Hey, I fucking got Hanzo.
Whoa, Hanzo over here.
Hanzo over here.
What the fuck?
Turn around, Rojo.
He's on the other side of our shit.
Ah, I'm dead, man.
Fucking faggot, man.
Alright, we're sustaining, we're holding.
Very, very nice.
Did you guys get the Hanzo off there?
She just resinsed me.
Yeah, we go down.
I think I pushed the Shoujin off the map.
Over here.
Up for ledge.
The enemy is found.
The barracks are confused.
Doctor's orders.
I'm gonna stand more on the...
Up top, up top, we gotta see!
Wait for me, I'm coming.
Back up, back up, team.
We need you.
Okay, I'm with him.
Lock me over here, by the mercy.
I'm with you I'm the point on the point on point on point I'm here I'm low Oh shit, okay Taz you stubborn
We can give one or two tips We can give one or two tips I'm going to try to stay alive.
Ah, this one.
Good.
Good shit, good shit.
I'm going to set up turrets.
I'm here!
I'm here!
Yo!
Three of them!
Yo!
Fuckin' scrubs, man.
Time's over.
Ah, they got me.
Subwood.
They got it.
Objective lost.
Stop the payload.
That's the last question.
Try to stay alive.
Oh, shit.
Oh, some of us got bad spawn.
We gotta go back.
We gotta go back.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
We got him.
We got him.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's a tank raid.
For things that don't let them rest.
I need heals.
I'm on my way.
How about I try that again?
Rico's a little weak, I have a grenade.
I gotta kill, I gotta kill.
They only have one jeep, so they can't kill me.
Yeah, just stay on that corner right there.
They just ranced, they just ranced.
No buff, I'm above.
Mercy...
Mercy pretty weak back here.
Mercy one, I got Mercy.
Uh, no Hanzo, no Hanzo.
Hey, Sigma Discord is dead.
No tank!
Them hoes, you gotta beat-- Yo, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
They're coming in, man.
77% on my AUG! 90% I need to stay alive!
Also 95%.
You gotta back up.
Let's back up.
That fucking Sojourner lit me the fuck up.
Alright, we're gonna need something with a tank or with a shield now, unfortunately.
Yeah, I'm dead.
This is a good request.
We just need anti him.
The only thing that keeps him alive is his extra health and then the healers.
Yeah, so just play Ana and then we can dash in and just kill him.
Focus the mauga and then we win He's here or Hanzo?
I guess we're so good Nice point Push in push in push in He's running, he's running.
What the fuck?
Oh, watch out, Dio.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, we push him out.
They got a smurf on their team.
Yeah, I was gonna say it's a smurf, too.
Just back up on this corner.
I got you.
That could have gone better.
Three, two, one.
No fucking way!
Back up, back up.
That's crazy.
I can't, I can't.
I can't.
I'm gonna go action real quick.
I'm gonna go jump right and do the extra damage.
I'm just gonna stop all the bullets.
We got this.
Holy shit, I'm dying way too much.
He's gonna all- He's gonna chop us!
Miko, Miko, Miko, he's dead?
Mercy, Mercy?
I can't fucking see her cause it's fucking dragon.
I killed her!
Ned, get the reds off, she got it off!
I have her right here.
Is he escorted?
Kill him?
She's one in the back, in the back, Darko is one!
Peek, peek, peek!
Got him!
Nice!
He's here with a Q!
Alright, I'm gonna sit back up here.
All we have to do is hold them for a minute and 30 seconds.
Soldier!
Oh, what the hell just happened?
We couldn't keep him alive?
Dio, Dio, come back, come back.
Yeah, we just lost him.
Yeah, we're solo.
Don't watch it.
Oh, I'm getting countered.
Fuck, I need some healing, guys.
Dude, our bad game is countered right now.
Are you weak?
- Zarya weak! - She's, aww. - I got that.
- Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Ah yeah.
They came back with the Zarya, man.
It's all good.
We have 43 more seconds than them.
We can honestly win this.
I need way much more deaths than I got right now.
Way less deaths.
I'm gonna go Reaper again and flank.
Hopefully they won't expect it.
Another day, another battlefield.
Oh, never mind.
We're on defense.
Just another day in the office.
Yeah.
So, Dio, one thing that I realized about them is that they can't fight properly separated.
Like, every time they were separated when we were on defense, we did nothing.
We're going to try to group up often.
The number of battlefields I've seen, I was bound to pick something.
Yeah.
I'm going to probably get off after this.
I'm starting to fucking not play good anymore.
I'm getting tired.
I want to hit the gem too.
What time is it?
4.30?
I'm getting played Probably will come on see Bro, I'm just trying to bait them if they come up this way, so...
Yeah, they're gonna probably come from up there.
You are completely healed!
You're somebody's in my way?
They might be going up there.
Nah, just...
Oh, Jesus!
Fuck, man.
trying to heal you and they just kept shooting me.
This game.
It's been a witch.
They got us.
Fuck it.
Yeah, we're just gonna wipe them one time We're just weak.
Oh, so am I. I'm gonna try to cross.
I'm gonna try to cross you in like 2 seconds Can you shield?
Don't you?
Holy f*ck it Take a leak, take a leak Got you Bastion Let's go for these healers boys, let's go for this Let's go freeze healers.
Fuck!
Man!
We pushed him off.
We pushed him off.
Oh my god.
That's so fucking clutch, man.
Well, I kinda f***ing hit this point.
I said we go up top, yeah.
Yeah.
Might do a full defense up there.
Yo, why don't we just do a Brawl Team with Reaper, maybe some other person that just likes to dash in.
Let's push through the stairs and then just jump down.
Take out the healers and then just focus the tank.
I'll save anti for tank.
Talking about top left.
Another day, another battlefield.
Yeah, I got it.
Maybe like a Sombra or something in case they face Sigma again?
Just so we can't suck all the bullets and kill them.
Symmetra's good too.
Symmetra's good.
I was gonna say, Reinhardt, if you go top left and you can create space by charging, the chances of you dying will be high.
What I'm gonna try to do is, if you do that, I'll come in late with a TP, and I'll toss the TP up top left to pull you after you make the space.
Maybe you wouldn't.
39 and that is crazy, yeah?
That's so smart.
Yeah.
Oh, the Sojourner.
It's not bad, but I just want to sustain with my axe if we do push through those stairs.
*MUH* F*ck them, f*ck them!
Drop down the point boys, drop down the point!
I got turrets on point!
Bruh...
Drop down the point and get behind the payload!
Get behind the payload!
Nanty, Nanty, Nanty!
Got 'em!
Dead, dead, dead, don't let res!
Do not let res!
How about- No, try that- Let that fat bitch!
Get down!
Nice!
I put it off. - The smurf is mine.
- Oh no. - Fucking Mike was mean it bro.
I was screaming on 17 HP.
My Mike was screaming. - Oh my God.
How the hell did that?
How the hell did the Kiriko of all these kill all of us?
- All good, all good.
We got one more fight. - I'll wait for you guys.
Yo, Dio, when you drop down on point, you gotta fight from behind.
You gotta use that payload as a cover.
Well, I was killing the Mercy, because I knew she was gonna go res.
I killed her, but when I ran back, the Sojourn was there.
I'm trying to distract this Sojourn while you guys are up there.
Sojourn coming, you guys.
This way.
Sojourn's up here.
I'm top down.
I'm dead.
Back up, Dio.
Back up, Dio.
Get by yourself.
Get by yourself.
Trying to heal you guys Fuck No way.
Damn.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh good.
Last try, guys.
Yeah.
G? Yeah, GG. Yeah, that Darko's a smurf 100%, man.
Fucking faggot, bro.
Alright, I'ma get off, man.
Yeah, me too.
It was a good game, though.
Alright, guys.
You take it easy, man.
Maybe I'll come back on in like an hour or two after I go to the gym.
Alright, bro.
Alright, later.
Alright, brothers.
I'm going to end the stream.
Stay tapped in, guys.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to probably do something where I'll set up a debate because I know this whole Tradcon red pill thing is everyone's talking about it.
So yeah, stay tuned.
I'll see what I can do here and see who wants to accept the challenge, man.
We'll make it happen for y'all, man.
So stay tuned, my friends.
I'm on the stream there.
It's late as hell.
It's fucking 4.40 in the morning.
I'm going to probably eat a quick snack and go to the gym in about an hour when it opens up.
And maybe I'll come back on later.
But peace out, guys.
Love y'all.
See you guys in a bit.
See you guys actually for FedReacts later today, technically.
We'll cover the McMahon case.
So we'll be back tonight.
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