Friend Smashed Her Man So She Called ICE On Her?! Ft. Vitaly & SNEAKO
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Thank you.
And we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to Fresh Head Podcast.
After hours this week, we're here with the legend Vitaly and a bunch of girls.
Let's get into it.
Let's go.
She's lucky too.
How many cares, bro?
Get out.
Get out. - Go, put your shoes on outside.
You don't have to put them on in here.
Welcome to Friendship Podcast, man.
Sorry for the delay, guys.
We were handling some technical stuff behind the scenes.
We got it done, man.
Shout out to Vitaly's guy and then also Bill's.
They got it done.
So we're live streaming everywhere right now, guys.
We're on YouTube.
We're on Kick.
We're on Rumble.
We're everywhere right now, guys.
P-Hub?
No.
I don't know about P-Hub, yeah.
But...
So yeah, guys, quick announcement before we get into the show.
Rumble.com slash FreshFit.
Check us out over there.
And then also check us out on CastleClub.tv.
As you guys know, that's home-based for us.
So if we ever get kicked off YouTube and or wherever we get deplatformed, you guys know exactly where to find us.
And then also check out Vitaleon Kickman.
He's on there streaming, going crazy, going viral, which we'll ask him about that here in a little bit.
That was crazy.
Any other announcements?
And then Chris.
Yeah, Chris.
There you go.
Chat, we have eight new girls on the panel tonight.
Hey!
So, girls, DM me on IG. Make sure you come on.
Don't flake.
You flake, you get banned to Shadow Realm.
And other than that, ladies, have a great show.
And chat, go easy on them.
It's Friday night.
Go hard.
That's what I got.
All right, good job, Chris.
Cool, man.
Pat on the back.
So...
We'll get right into it.
We'll get right into it, bro, yeah.
Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course...
Your body count.
We're going to start right here.
Welcome to the show.
What's your name and what you do for it?
My name is Shay.
Short for Shayla.
How old are you Shay?
I'm 22.
Where are you from?
I'm from Miami.
I'm a medical assistant.
Red flag.
Why is that a red flag?
You're from Miami.
Highest education level completed?
College.
Bachelor's or associates?
Career college.
Oh, like a trade school?
Yes.
Okay.
And then relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents together?
Yes.
Okay, so 20 plus years?
No.
10 years.
Oh, 10 years?
Yes.
But you're 22.
10 years.
Step parent?
Real parent.
Man, I'm confused.
Yeah.
The math isn't math right now.
Yeah, if you're 22 years old and your parents have been together...
It's complicated.
It's complicated.
You know how people break up and then get back together?
Oh, okay.
So they go back together?
Yeah.
Okay, but in totality they've been together 20 plus years.
Yeah, if you want to count it.
Okay, so they probably got back together.
Yeah, basically.
All right.
Yeah.
I was like, what the fuck?
Like, okay.
Yeah.
And then Fresh, go ahead, your favorite question.
Are you on birth control?
No, I'm not.
Okay.
YOLO. All right, what about you?
Hi, my name is Claudia.
I'm 18 years old.
Hi, Claudia.
Hi.
I'm a full-time student, and I also work for a financial services company.
Okay.
Where are you from?
Venezuela.
Chama!
Where'd you grow up, though?
Orlando.
Okay.
You know what?
Also, why is Venezuela if I'm hurt?
You said you're a student, you're in college.
I'm assuming you're probably a freshman?
Yes.
Okay.
Do you want to say where you go to school?
You don't have to.
You don't want to.
University of Miami.
Okay.
So you're here, right down the street.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
Alright.
Are your parents still together?
Yes.
Alright.
And then birth control?
No.
Body count?
I'm not having sex.
Everyone's getting pregnant today.
What about you?
What's your name?
I'm Bri.
Bri.
Okay.
How old are you, Bri?
I'm 21.
Alright.
Where are you from?
LA. Alright.
What do you do with work?
I'm a hostess.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Highest school.
Alright.
And then relationship status?
I'm single.
Wait, what did you say?
I'm single.
Complicated?
I said single.
Are your parents together?
No.
Birth control?
No.
What about you?
I'm Ashley.
How old are you, Ashley?
I just turned 21.
Where are you from?
Fresno.
Did you guys come together?
Two Cali girls, did you guys come together or no?
Well, we're from Fresno together, but she moved out to LA. Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
But originally both from Fresno.
Alright.
Yeah.
What do you do for work?
I'm just like a hostess at a restaurant.
Okay.
Same restaurant, I'm guessing, y'all work at?
No.
She lives in LA right now.
Okay, because she's a hostess too, so I... Okay.
Yeah.
And then, high education level completed?
You're in college?
Yeah, I'm in college right now.
Okay.
Are y'all just here on vacation, I'm guessing?
Yeah, it's for my birthday.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, so smashly.
Get it?
Smashly?
Vacation?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Did it get flown out?
Or no?
No, we just flew over here.
Okay.
She belongs to the streets.
Are your parents still together?
Yeah.
Okay.
So 20 plus years.
And then birth control?
No.
Okay.
And what's your ethnic background?
I'm Mexican.
Okay.
What about you?
Are you Mexican to agree?
Yes, Mexican white.
Okay, and then you're Venezuelan.
And then you're...
What's your background?
Jamaican.
Jamaican?
What about you?
What's your name?
Maya.
Maya.
Okay, how old are you, Maya?
24.
Where are you from?
Pennsylvania.
What part of Pennsylvania?
Lancaster County.
Oh, shit.
Out there in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you do for it?
I do tattoos and OnlyFans.
Okay.
How long have you been doing the OF? Like three years or so.
Oh, shit.
You like it?
No.
I don't like it.
Who gets it?
Alright, at least it gives a rip.
Keeping a thousand.
I have to pay rent.
Which one do you make more money in the tattoos or the OF? Well, right now I'm not working in a shop, so it's like an on-the-side kind of thing.
I just do it for my friends and stuff.
But in the area, because I'm in TA right now.
I'm in bumfuck nowhere.
Would you give him a free tattoo, Fatali?
Oh, hell no.
Are your highest education level completed?
A little bit at college, and I dropped out.
Did you get your associates before you left?
No.
Okay, so high school is completed.
And then, relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents together?
Currently divorcing, actually.
They're divorcing right now?
Yeah.
Well, at least they did it when you were an adult.
Birth control?
No.
Okay, what's your ethnic background?
Native and Italian.
Italian and...
Native.
Native American?
Yeah.
What tribe?
Blackfeet.
What?
Blackfeet.
Blackfeet?
Yeah.
Wait, Blackfeet or Blackface?
No, not the second one.
Blackfeet?
Yeah.
There's a tribe called Blackfeet?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
It's on my dad's side, so I don't really know any of my dad's.
Is your dad black?
No.
There's no Indian tribe called Blackfeet.
No way.
You come from far.
Blackfeet.
Yeah, like, what?
Who's that, Mr.
Deeds?
I'm guessing I'm like black guys.
Um, I don't have a preference on that.
Snicker liquor?
Snicker liquor.
Okay.
Alright, okay.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hi, my name is Naomi, aka Slay-O-Me.
Okay, how old are you?
23.
Where are you from?
Boston.
Okay.
I like your chain.
Thank you.
What part of Boston are you from?
Dorchester, Roxbury, where?
Lowell.
Oh, Lowell is in Boston, man.
Come on, man.
I mean...
She called her Lowell.
I was born in Salem, but we ain't gonna talk about it.
Okay, Salem.
That's the other side of the state, almost.
Damn near.
Okay, so you're really from Salem.
Yeah.
All right, with the witches.
Fantastic.
I went to college in Boston, that's why.
Okay, you know then.
Yeah.
Okay, so Salem, Massachusetts, and then 23.
What do you do at work?
I am a beautician.
I do lashes and hair, and I also do cartoons.
Like, cartoons?
Like, animation cartoons.
A cartoonist?
A cartoonist, yeah.
That's different.
Wow.
Okay.
So, like, you draw, and then you flick the page, and it makes it look like it's animating?
Yes.
Oh, so it's too big.
But not even on paper, but, like, on my iPod.
Digital.
Yeah, digital.
Oh, awesome.
She's different, man.
I thought that was, like, a dying art.
That's good to see.
Like, is this the first cartoonist we've had on the show?
100%.
Yeah.
That we know of.
It might be.
Okay.
Wait, so, cartoonist, and what was the other one?
Beautician.
Okay.
Interesting.
All right, highest education level completed?
High school.
Okay.
I'm assuming you went to beauty school, too, and maybe cartoon school or something?
Yeah.
Do you work for, like, a network or some shit?
I'm going to make my own network.
I'm going to make my own.
Okay.
Yeah, dealing with the ghetto shit going on in this world.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
That's welcome.
Are you here on vacation as well?
No, I live here now.
Okay.
Parents sit together?
Yes.
Oh shit.
Birth control?
They've been getting it forever.
Okay.
I don't even know.
Birth control?
No.
Okay.
And what's your, like, ethnic background?
I am Honduran and Guatemalan, so Afro-Latina.
Oh.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
You speak Spanish?
Un poquito, but I understand it more than I speak it.
Si claro.
Si.
So Honduran and what?
Guatemalan.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
I thought you were like...
Never would have guessed.
Hold on like black.
No.
Okay.
A lot of black people in Honduras.
But yeah, there are a lot of blacks in Honduras.
Like Colombians.
Yeah, Colombia too.
Or Cubans.
Venezuela as well.
It's everywhere.
We're Afro.
Yeah.
All right, body count.
I can count it with my hands, so I'm chilling.
Not the cat!
With both hands?
With both hands.
I mean, wait.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hi guys, I'm Liz.
Liz Moons with a Z. How old are you?
I'm 31.
Wait, 31?
Where are you from?
I'm Cuban.
Where'd you grow up though?
I was raised in Cuba until I was seven and then I came to the States.
And then I was in Louisville, Kentucky.
Where'd you go to high school?
Kentucky and then Jacksonville.
And then I did college here in Miami.
Okay, Jacksonville and Kentucky, alright.
And then what do you do for work?
So I'm a content creator and a yoga instructor.
What does that mean, content creator?
I do a little bit of everything.
OnlyFans, obviously.
So yeah.
Pop that pussy.
That's right.
I'm just kidding.
I don't do porno.
I love when girls say OF, but you know what that means.
She was honest.
I do different.
I do YouTube, a little bit of everything.
So it's not just an OnlyFans.
Yoga?
And yes, yoga is true.
Trying to stretch you out?
Yeah.
I mean...
That's a yes.
I can do a session.
I can do a session.
All right, Vitaly, yeah.
You can help me, you know, do a little bit of vending, so I don't know, but, you know.
All right, he'll be getting your number after the show.
A little too fast, though.
Okay.
Let's make it happen.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Oh, some college, because I dropped out.
Okay, so high school then.
No.
Unless you got your associates or a trade.
I was in my junior year when I dropped out.
So I guess like technically an associates or whatever.
Do you have it?
I mean, I don't have it.
I dropped out.
Okay, well.
All right then.
Relationship status?
I'm single, dating again.
Oh, so recently single.
What happened?
I was engaged.
It was really toxic.
That guy didn't have enough money?
Something like that.
No, I was just really toxic.
Did he buy you a fake Louie?
You found out?
No, the ring was really small though.
My cock is bigger.
Okay.
I like where this is going too.
Are your prayers sit together?
Yes.
They've been together forever.
They're toxic together.
They won't leave each other.
Your mom stuck it out.
Are you on birth control?
Hell no.
That's a secret, but I'm definitely not promiscuous.
Not the cow!
I'm serious.
You believe her?
She said she's not promiscuous.
You believe her?
I don't know what that means.
She doesn't have sex with people.
You won't find out tonight after commercial break.
Someone's confident.
Okay.
Okay.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Michelle.
I'm from Miami.
I'm 31 years old.
There you go.
Venezuelan, Moroccan, and French.
Calamari?
I guess not.
I'll ask you if you speak Arabic in Arabic.
Where are you from originally, you said?
Miami.
Born and raised.
Okay.
What do you do for?
I'm a therapist social worker, a prevention clinician.
I work with children that are at high risk.
So I provide them with coping skills, I teach them how to be resilient.
And if they're facing adversity.
Highest education level completed?
My master's and I'm currently getting my license.
Maybe a PhD.
Where'd you get your master's in?
FIU. Why are you writing this down, Myron?
You gotta be able to know the stats, man.
Future wife here?
You taking notes?
Nah, I do it for every show.
You gotta document everything, man.
You pretend you care?
Yeah, a little bit.
Because I can remember later.
Alright, so Masters FIU, what'd you get it in?
In social work and health administration.
And then you said you're pursuing your PhD right now?
Pursuing my license.
Okay.
I'm a PhD.
Are your parents together?
No.
Okay.
And then birth control?
No.
Don't believe in that.
Okay.
And you said you're Venezuelan and what?
Moroccan?
Venezuelan, French, and Moroccan.
And a fun fact, she's never been on a yacht before.
No, but I wouldn't mind if I go on one.
You're going from Miami?
Yes.
I swear to God, on my father.
Damn.
I swear.
Well, tomorrow, we might change that tomorrow.
Okay.
Are you Muslim or no?
No.
Okay.
Who's the Moroccan one in your family?
My mom's side.
My grandmother, great-grandmother.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Question, Miss Cuba, you been on the bus before?
On the bus?
Yeah, on the bus.
Bang bus?
- Uh.
- No way.
- Wait, are you serious?
- No, you're serious?
- Wait, are you serious?
- Are you serious?
- Oh shit.
- It is me, what do you know?
I mean, what do you mean, like the bus too?
Like transportation?
- No, no, like the bus bus.
- Like the bank bus, bro?
Just fucking girls some balls and say.
- Oh, what the heck, no.
I don't do porn.
- No? - Just one and done?
I think I joked off to you before.
No.
Maybe if you're subscribed, maybe.
Oh, shit.
You're probably one of my fans.
We can collab if you want.
That's good.
What?
Okay.
Alright!
This is going to be great!
And I guess I'm honor!
And I guess I'm honor!
Welcome to the show, my friend.
I mean, in case people have been living under a rock for the past...
I thought I was going to do my introduction, bro.
Yeah, it's your intro.
Right now.
Hi, my name is Tonisha.
I'm from Idaho.
I'm 23.
I'm 69.
Oh, yeah.
Stop the cap!
Damn, yeah, you're right, I'm capping.
Even higher.
Lovely.
So, for the people that might have been living under a rock for the past 10 years, man, can you introduce yourself to the people?
We've got a legend in the house.
Bro, everybody knows me.
Chill.
King Vitale.
Vitale.
Vitale the goat.
Yeah.
Legend, bro.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
He's being humble about it.
Super humble.
The guy revolutionized pranks on YouTube.
Yep.
Every prankster on YouTube needs to pay this guy homage, man.
You were one of the originals.
I know.
Everyone's a millionaire.
It's wild.
Yeah.
I used to watch him.
I need my cut.
I think you're the first person to do four-digit pranks, right?
One of the first people?
Yeah, now we're taking over and kick, bro.
Catching pedos.
We caught two last night.
Yeah, tell us about that a little bit.
Like, what happened?
You were out there waiting, and you were like, yeah.
Was it your dad that we caught?
No, no.
Maybe, I don't know.
No, we caught two pedophiles.
They came to meet a 15-year-old boy, you know, saying copics and all that.
So, I did my job.
You had him on a leash, bro.
Drink your water!
I had the guy on the leash drinking toilet water.
Were y'all talking to him, posing as a 15-year-old?
Yeah, this kid.
Wow.
His name is Santi.
I've never seen someone degraded that way.
And then he got arrested, right?
He got arrested.
They let him go, I guess.
What?
Yeah, bro.
Crazy, bro.
We'll talk after the show, bro.
LA was crazy, bro.
LA, we caught one at Walmart, and the whole Walmart was like, let him go.
He's like, he's a pedophile.
We don't care.
Let him go.
Yeah, he got away, bro.
Some Mexican started swinging at me, so I had to throw a burrito to cover myself.
God, bro.
No, that's fucking crazy, bro.
We'll talk after the show.
I know some people that still investigate that crime.
Okay.
Yeah, HSI does child pornography and child exploitation.
That's sick, though.
It could go federal, bro.
That is sick.
Okay, so we got a special guest now.
I think we're going to...
Guys, I know y'all are watching on YouTube right now, but you guys are going to have to switch on over to Rumble because we got that band guy that's here.
Y'all know who it is.
But overall, it's going to be a funny show.
Yeah, it's going to be a great show, guys.
We got two guys in the house.
It's going to be a fucking really entertaining show.
I know they're going to bring the heat.
They got some questions and everything else like that.
So guys, come on over to Rumble right now or Kik, whatever you're watching us on.
Rumble.com slash FreshFit or Kik.com slash Vitelli.
Is it with the URL? Kick.com slash Vitaly.
But it's Vitaly.com slash kick now.
There you go.
So, guys, come on over.
Come on over.
We're going to get off YouTube because, obviously, hell, even the conversation we just had, you can't even really have that on YouTube.
Yeah, that's right.
Come on over, guys.
Switch over.
People still watch YouTube?
That's fucking wild, bro.
I know, bro.
That's fucking wild, man.
Where's my diamond plaque, YouTube?
Come on.
Yeah, that's wild.
Why won't they give it to you?
Not that I care, but that's crazy.
But why won't they give it to you, man?
They just said, you reached 10 million subscribers, and they said, no, we don't like what you did.
That's so fucking crazy.
Demonetized since 2019, baby.
That's crazy.
Demonetized, boy.
See, they pick and choose sometimes.
Yeah, bro.
But it's all good, bro.
Because there's other people that probably did the same exact shit you did and are not demonetized, dude.
We know a couple.
Yeah.
Bro, the guy that was catching pedophiles with me, his YouTube got deleted for catching pedos for harassment and bullying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fucking crazy, bro.
Doing the Lord's work.
Doing the Lord's work, getting rid of these guys.
God's work, baby.
It's wild.
And I guarantee you, if that was one of YouTube's children, somebody's kid, They would jerk off to it.
Yeah, probably.
Fucking weirdo.
Alright, we're off YouTube, guys.
We got special guests in the house.
We can say whatever the fuck we want to say now.
Welcome in.
Welcome to Sneeko, man.
Yeah, man.
We got Vitaly and Sneeko in the fucking house, man.
It is going to be a good time.
So, Sneeko, I know you already probably got a question or some shit.
You got a question that you want to ask ladies or Vitaly or I read the chats first.
It's Friday, so...
I think we should let Vitaly lead it.
I want to hear...
Yeah, yeah.
Damn, a lot of pressure on me.
What question would you ask a room full of lovely ladies?
Who wants to fuck?
Great question.
Great question.
You just started!
Raise your hand, ladies.
You don't mind fucking raise your hand, ladies?
Okay.
Let's go around the panel.
What's up?
You want to ask them individually?
No, I'm good.
I can do it.
I know she wants to fuck.
Damn, okay.
I mean, jeez.
You gotta take me out at least, you know, on a date.
McDonald's.
Maybe Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A? Okay, I fuck with that.
You want a cock mean sandwich?
What's up?
Nice and juicy.
That one's a little aggressive over here.
I'm aggressive.
You get to know me at least.
What's your MySpace?
It's been around a while, Vitaly.
Did you still have MySpace?
I did.
Oh, you did.
Okay, but you don't have one now.
I mean, I'm still active.
How old are you?
Somehow, I don't know.
She's 31.
I'm 31, so...
She's been around.
Damn, MySpace.
That brings back memories.
Was Tom still around?
Yeah.
Tom is traveling the world.
He's sitting there with a white shirt like this.
You know, top eight?
Yeah, top eight.
Goddamn.
Some of the girls here don't even know what the fuck we're talking about.
High five?
I'll never know.
Any questions for the girls before?
Yeah, I have a question.
I just wanted to give Vitaly his flowers.
You guys have watched Vitaly for over a decade, right?
Am I the only one?
I don't want to be glazing, but this dude was actually a YouTube legend.
Like, no bullshit.
Was?
I still am.
Yeah, now on kick, but you really pioneered a lot of this stuff on YouTube back in the day.
It's insane.
And now we're here.
But I want to ask you, I think you bring up a good question.
What does it take to fuck?
A big cock.
Well, not you.
The girl.
I want to ask around here.
So what does it take?
You're saying that, you know, like, oh, take me out first.
It sparked a question in my head.
Like, yeah, what does it take?
You know, a couple dinners, three days.
Does it take a connection, an emotional marriage?
What does it take to have sex with you?
The guys want to know what to do with the sauce.
Yeah.
It definitely takes a real connection, and it does take dates.
It takes consistency and dependability.
Wait, dates with an S? Why are you capping?
It takes baby oil.
I don't even use baby oil.
We don't use Vaseline.
If a girl likes a guy, right, how long should you wait, you think, with a girl without sex?
How many dates in?
If a girl likes a guy, how long should he wait?
Or how long would she make him wait if she really likes a guy?
I would say a month.
At least a month.
I agree.
A month.
A month is fair.
A month is pretty fair.
A month?
A month.
That's long?
What?
Bruh!
That's a long time?
That's crazy.
You're telling me.
Put it on the light detector test right now.
We don't have a light detector actually.
Put it on.
A month.
You actually have a light detector test?
See, the problem is we're in Miami.
We're in Miami, so everything is expected to move so fast.
So you make dudes wait a month?
Some dudes.
No, not one night.
It has to be a connection.
Wait, so you've never had a one-night stand before?
Of course, we all have.
That's the point.
How many girls have had a one-night stand here?
Don't lie.
We all have.
We all have.
Come on, man.
Some of y'all are fucking lying.
I mean, she's 18.
Especially you Fresno girls over there.
You guys know what I mean?
I have a one-night stand.
They call it Freedom Fresno for a reason, man.
Come on, man.
Honest.
Okay.
All right.
Wow.
Okay, how about this?
Maybe not a one-night stand, but you slept with the guy the first time you met him and then maybe you guys got in a relationship after the fact.
No.
No.
I have.
Okay, so...
Keeping it real.
All right, so...
About half the panel's either...
A, half the panel's had sex with a guy the first time they met him.
Cool.
All right, fair enough.
Go ahead, you want to...
Yeah, how long are you making a guy wait?
So, I decided like a little while ago that I just don't want to have sex unless I'm in a relationship.
So after having one night stands, then you decided?
No, I've never had a one night stand.
What made you decide that?
She goes to the UN. Yeah, I do go to the UN. That's hard to believe.
I just started two weeks ago, but it's true.
I was studying abroad for my first semester.
As a freshman?
Yeah.
They let you study abroad as a freshman?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Normally it's like you have to live on campus and you can't do nothing cool your first year as a freshman.
They're allowed to study abroad now, god damn.
So are you a virgin?
No, I'm not a virgin.
I'll be honest.
My last boyfriend, I made him wait three months.
and I put that on God.
But it's just like, I don't know, for me, I get really-- - You still broke up with that nigga.
- Yeah, bro.
- Okay. - But, okay.
I just, I get attached really easily, and I just don't want to be attached to the wrong person, and I just feel like I just need to What's your type?
Usually Hispanic or European.
Hey.
Okay.
Thank you.
Do you like Russians?
That's the same shit.
I mean, yeah, European.
I know.
Huh?
European.
Okay.
All right.
So it doesn't matter where they're from?
No, it doesn't matter.
Okay.
All right.
No black guys, I guess.
No, I don't care.
Sorry, Fresh.
Like, what race.
Hey, man.
I don't have, like, I don't discriminate.
Fresh?
If they're hot, they're hot, you know?
Sneeko's back.
Sorry, Fresh.
All right.
Go ahead, Sneeko.
How long are you making me wait, Brie?
Wait, what?
Every time I come on the show, bro, you always bring a girl that, you know...
Wait, what the fuck?
From where?
From, you know, back in the day.
Bro, this is Haram.
What are you talking about?
I'm saying I know her.
That's not Haram to know a female.
Wait, how'd you guys meet?
Through TikTok Live.
Oh, interesting.
Wait, hold on.
In person or only online?
TikTok Live is on the internet.
I know, but have you met a person before or no?
Before today?
Yeah.
Oh, so you smashed.
That's a weird assumption.
That's a crazy assumption.
Look at everyone trying to get me on it.
No, no.
Absolutely not.
No, I didn't.
No.
You smashed?
No.
Mm-mm.
Y'all both got them Asian eyes, though.
I'll tell you that.
Both of y'all look like colors.
She's not even Asian.
She's like, you're Mexican.
Yeah, Mexican and white, yeah.
Same shit, bro.
Damn, so what the fuck?
How do we...
Okay, Bri, how long do you stick away for you?
How long would you have to wait?
Okay, not me specifically, but how long would you make a guy wait?
You guys just came out of the bathroom together.
Stop if it's out.
How long have you got to wait?
Dating.
Oh, dinner?
Yeah.
I had to be someone's girlfriend to give that up.
And I'm white.
Wait, I'm serious.
No, but okay.
Average guy then.
No, Snickle.
Average guy?
Yeah.
Same answer.
What?
Okay.
You cool with that, Snickle?
Sounds fair, yeah.
Alright.
What about you?
I think marriage is...
Me?
I have to wait till, like, I'm with them.
Like, we're, like...
Bro.
We're only with each other.
And then, like, when I'm basically dating is when I would...
Where'd you get these girls, Myron?
Ask Chris!
I just find them on the internet.
Okay, but how long would you make Vitaly wait?
Or my nose?
Next question.
Damn!
You don't like white guys?
I don't have a preference.
You want to hurt my feelings, you can say.
No, I don't have a preference.
You like black guys?
If we vibe, we vibe.
She's from California.
What about you?
How long you got to wait?
Maybe not, like, officially dating, but I, like, would want to make sure that they want to be with me, if that makes sense.
But they're, like, serious.
Yeah, like, serious.
Like, committed, like, I don't know.
Exclusive.
Social effort, play the game, and then...
I don't know about all that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I don't really do, like...
I've tried to do, like, hookup stuff, but I can't.
This is fucking crazy.
I don't know.
You ladies all gotta go after this to the club, seriously.
Come on.
Is this a church?
You got some holy water.
I feel like I've only done it like twice.
I've just bad experiences, so I'm like, it's not worth it.
Do you live in Lancaster still, or are you just visiting?
Yeah, so I come here for work.
My agency's based here, so I come here for content days and stuff.
Okay.
Is it hard to find a guy out there in the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania?
Because Lancaster County, there's nothing out there.
Yeah, there's nothing.
It's like Amish people.
Yeah.
No, I mean, there's not a...
I don't really...
I honestly, the last, like, two and a half years, I haven't really been dating much anyway, so...
Stop the cap!
But, um...
So those two guys that you fucked that you weren't dating, where were they?
In Miami?
Tampa and one in college a few years ago.
You said only two guys?
Yeah.
Can I be the gynecologist and check?
Yo!
Okay.
I like it.
Hey, Rose, bud.
No.
Yeah, I don't know about all that.
No, a filter.
Okay, I like this.
Alright, what about you?
So, is it like a Sneaky Link or...
Oh shit, she got up in categories.
I mean...
If I like him, for real.
Yeah, Sneaky Link.
How long are you making that Sneaky Link wait?
If I like him, like him.
I'll say like a week.
A week?
A week.
If I like him, like him though.
What are you doing in that week?
Text.
And flirt.
You know, just play around.
But if you like him, why is he a Sneaky Link and not a boyfriend?
Because it's only categories to that, you know?
You know who's going to be your sneaky link and then you know who's going to be your boyfriend.
So if it's my boyfriend, you're going to wait a month.
Like when you really, really like a motherfucker.
Wait, you're going to give pussy quicker to somebody that you're not going to take serious?
No, it's not even just that.
Like, every girl be having an itch.
So it's like, you know, if it happens, it happens.
Wait, wait, hold on.
This doesn't make any sense to me.
If you like your boyfriend, your boyfriend's somebody that you're committed to and you love, right?
Yeah.
Why are you making him wait longer than some random guy?
Because...
It's special.
It's special, exactly.
Like, if I see myself with you for years, then I'm gonna make you wait.
Right.
But if I really gotta itch, then I'm gonna...
Why are you giving privileges to guys that you're not taking seriously?
It's not even all the time.
It's not all the time.
Because I'm absent right now, but bad damn.
I'm just speaking bad damn.
Sneakylings happen.
Everybody got sneakylings.
At least she's being real about it.
A lot of girls do that.
They see potential, they make you wait more.
Versus like, oh, this guy's like a bad boy.
He's hot as hell.
I could do this right now, but he ain't never going to commit.
How do you think your boyfriend would feel about that?
That he had to wait, but a random dude didn't?
I do understand that because we're trying to take it to the next level, but the next dude will be ready to go ahead and do it right there on the spot.
So, I think my man will understand where we're going to stand.
Are you guys friends?
Yes.
Okay, I see you not long.
Do you agree?
Yes, I agree.
So, make a random dick wait?
So basically, like, okay, I know you're going to say that we can't reverse it.
A girl that you see no potential with, you'll be quick to smash her and let her go.
So girl logic is seeing a dude like, okay, is he boyfriend material?
Okay, it makes sense to make him wait because maybe this is going to be long term.
But a dude, like you said, a hot guy, it's like he has so many girls coming at him.
I mean, if you like him in the moment, sometimes you live in the moment.
And then you just, if it goes...
Past it, not what you've seen in the beginning, it will.
But if it doesn't, it just doesn't.
You didn't expect it anyway.
Don't you think your boyfriend would think that's ridiculous?
I would think some of the things he does is ridiculous too.
That's not the question though.
I'm saying like the guy that you want to take seriously, why would he ever take you seriously if you're just giving it up in a week to a random guy?
And that this guy that you think is a loyal, good man, he has to wait longer.
He's not going to find that as an issue.
He does think it's ridiculous, but it's girl math.
It's just girl math.
A lot of girls think that way.
What do you mean by girl math?
Basically...
A retardation?
Just like dudes have a fun girl and a wife.
Just like girls have a fun dude and a husband.
It's different.
What if you met a guy that became your boyfriend?
He said to you, you know what?
You gotta wait three months before I pay the bills.
How would you feel?
Say that again.
If you meet a guy, right, that becomes your boyfriend, he tells you, you gotta wait three months before I pay the bills.
But girl, I just met, I'll pay your bills right away.
How would you feel?
I would feel shitty.
So imagine a guy, you tell him, you know what nigga, you're my boyfriend, but you gotta wait to have sex.
But the guy, joy down the street, gonna fuck the same night.
How would he feel?
Shitty.
If he sees the vision, then he's going to wait.
The vision?
Well, I think that if you have a potential, that's going to be a partner.
So if you just want pleasure, you're just going to have a one-day stand.
So for a partner, you want to get to know the person and see what the person is about.
But you can do that with sex as well, though.
No, because then once that pleasure is done, I believe it's called post-nut clarity.
Why are you looking at me?
Post-nut clarity?
Post-nut clarity?
I don't know.
I just heard about this recently.
Wait, question for the Shaniquas.
Do you think that...
Okay, ciao, ciao.
Okay, chow chow.
Wait, sister and sister.
Sister, sister, do you think that Vitaly is a sneaky link or a long-term relationship type guy?
Yo, Mario, chill.
It could possibly long term.
It could possibly long term.
Honestly.
Serena Williams?
Chicken wing.
Why are you meowing?
She just said cat dog.
Right back.
The question.
Do you think Vitaly is a one week guy or a one month guy?
Bye.
Mm-hmm.
For me?
I'm not sure.
I don't know how to answer that.
She only fucks with black guys.
She's black on the inside.
That's not true.
Apparently.
I never said that.
I don't know how to answer the question.
I can't look at him.
Based on how he talks, I would say a weak guy.
A weak guy.
You're going to be saying I'm sorry King Natalia after I'm done with you.
I never said not week.
She meant like duration, time?
Yes, duration.
What is duration?
Time period.
So you only have to wait a week and her boyfriend has to wait a month?
No, oh my gosh.
I don't mean it like that.
I thought you meant like, is he the type of guy that is like for a week or a month?
Not for me, but I feel like someone you can't take serious, like based off how he talks.
So you want to consider boyfriend material?
No.
Me either.
I want to ask you, would you make Vitaly wait a week or a month?
Why not a day?
Why a week or a month?
That was her criteria, Sneaky Link was a week and boyfriend's a month.
I mean, he's handsome.
I would love to melt the chocolate after you.
Bars.
Hey, he made a laugh, bro.
That's what he got to do.
Make a laugh.
Make a laugh, man.
Okay, what about you?
How long he got to wait?
Me?
Honestly, I think that women complicate things too much.
I think back in middle school, I mean, high school, we made them wait three months, four months, but I just think if you have a connection and you're vibing, it could be three days, a week, two weeks.
It could be an hour.
It could be so fucking complicated.
It makes sense.
Big facts.
Wait, what about you?
I would say a month or so.
I need to get to know the guy.
I'm serious.
I'm not the one I stand.
I don't get turned on.
Hey, this is for me.
It's aesthetics.
Your titties are for you?
Yeah.
I don't do one I stand.
So if he fucks you really good, you're not going to come back tomorrow?
I mean, that would be great, but I feel like I get turned on by a personality.
I'm like a sapiosexual.
Sapiosexual?
Sapio, not sapio.
Sapio, whatever.
Are you trans?
What is that?
No, that's like when you're turned on by the person's mind.
Isn't that everybody?
That's every girl.
Well, I feel like guys are more into looks.
They're like, oh, wow, she's hot.
That is true.
But for me, it's like I have to get to know.
Did you get work done on your boobs?
No, these are real.
Those are natural?
Yeah.
Can you show us?
Shout out to my mom.
Can you show us?
You have to subscribe.
Sorry, you're trying to get free goodies every year.
Free days.
I got a quarter.
Nah, baby, it's more than that.
$4.99?
$4.99.
Actually, what is the price?
For your OnlyFans.
Just go, Liz Moons, find out.
Do you fuck on OnlyFans?
No, I'm not a porn star.
She has more home videos.
I feel like you do, though.
Do you do porn?
No.
I feel like you have a porny vibe.
Porny vibe?
Call me Vitaly Spielberg.
Don't worry, you're gonna be in my movie.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Lovely.
Okay.
Anything else, Nico, that you wanted?
Or, Vitaly, you got a question for the girls?
Anything else?
No, it's a great dice with that question.
That was good.
All right.
I'll read the charts real quick.
Does the girls have any questions?
Sex?
Oh.
Yeah, actually, yeah.
Do you guys have a question or a disagreement on anything?
I have a question.
Sure, go ahead.
Good.
So I want to know, for men, does it really make a difference, like, if you are intimate with a female on a day or two or four, does that change your perspective on the female?
Very good question.
Is it a good question?
Vitaly, you go first.
What?
So, do you think that, as a man's perspective, because I want to understand, does it really change how you feel about the female if you're intimate with her after a week or two?
No, not really.
No, it doesn't.
So you don't complicate things like women do?
Yeah.
Okay, that's all I wanted to know.
Sneakle?
Okay.
Yeah, completely.
How many days?
It's better when she actually wants to be committed, you know?
A girl giving it up automatically, you could be like, okay, you should probably do this before.
What's automatically?
Like in a day, in an hour.
Some girls give it up 30 minutes.
It's stupid out here.
You guys are all saying a month in here.
You always gotta divide by three, whatever time you said.
But yeah, I can't take a...
Because you remember that.
The first impression is the most important interaction that somebody has in a relationship.
And if you gave pussy off in an hour, how am I ever gonna...
I've assumed that you've done that and you're gonna do it again.
How you meet somebody is how you break up.
Okay.
Fresh?
I think if the girl actually likes a guy, it wouldn't matter.
But for the guy, he may assume that, like you said before, they've done it previously with somebody else.
But ultimately, man, if the vibe is there and you connect, I mean, things are going to happen.
So, let's see what goes from there.
I look at women from a legal perspective.
I look at them from a totality of the circumstances.
So, if I have sex with a girl quickly...
I'm going to put every girl through a vetting phase, six months to a year, and I'll watch her behaviors.
If her other behaviors have red flags, then obviously you know there's a problem, right?
Because time exposes everything.
I'm very well aware that women break rules for guys that they really like, so I'm not going to penalize the girl.
For breaking a rule for me.
If anything, I'm going to reward that and give her the chance and see, like, okay, let me see how this girl behaves.
I'm going to do my snoop in, see how she moves on social media, see who her friends are, see how she behaves, see how she deals with masculine authority, all these different things, and go from there.
But, yeah, obviously, right, having sex with a girl quickly, you might be like, oh, is she a whore?
But, obviously, time will let you tell because once you do your investigation, you figure it out, then you'll be able to look at it from a holistic standpoint.
That's true.
I like that.
Any more questions?
Before we start?
Perfect.
Jonas.
Okay, so we got here.
Ladies, looks or confidence?
And why?
Okay.
What do you look for in a guy?
Looks or confidence?
Looks or confidence is more important.
Which one?
Confidence.
Confidence?
The way they walk, the way they speak.
Okay.
Their body language.
Alright, what about you?
Definitely confidence.
I hate insecure men.
Okay.
They're just, no.
Okay, what about you?
Looks matter, but confidence.
More important?
Yeah, confidence.
Okay.
Confidence, but I feel like a lot of guys confuse that with, like, ego.
You know what I mean?
I mean...
That part.
What do you think the difference is?
I don't know if you're kind of...
You come off like a dickhead.
I feel like there's a difference between having Riz and being a dick.
Just a little too much, I guess.
Okay.
What about you?
I personally, confidence.
Just because I feel like you just look better when you're confident and how you appear to others and yourself, it just attracts better.
What about you?
Confidence, energy is everything.
Okay, what about you?
I need to be attracted to a guy, but confidence definitely.
I love confidence.
What about you?
Confidence because when you know who you are, can't nobody fuck with you.
There's plenty of confident, ugly dudes that can't get girls.
Do they have money?
Lamos.
And that's going to get a girl.
Confidence and money will get you any girl you want.
Ugly, not ugly.
We've seen it happen before.
I want to say any girl, but it'll definitely open doors for me.
Most girls.
It'll open doors for you.
Because I would say looks, a lot of girls will disqualify you off looks.
Let's be honest here.
If you're confident but you're ugly, it don't matter.
Because she ain't gonna wanna, you're not gonna even get the chance to display your confidence.
Right.
But looks don't pay bills.
What's confidence pay bills?
Confidence in money pays bills.
Are you a gold digger?
No.
But money makes the world go around.
Honestly.
We can't do anything without it.
We need it.
Do you work?
I work.
What do you do?
I'm a medical assistant.
A naughty nurse?
A naughty nurse, maybe.
On OF? No.
Yo, for the guys.
Looks or confidence?
And a girl?
Yeah.
Oh, looks.
100%.
Fuck it, I'll take anything.
Well said, man.
Well said, bro.
Okay, so, and then from this point forward, guys, let's go 15 up.
Yep.
Yeah, looks, bro.
I mean, we don't give a fuck about a woman's confidence.
Yeah, looks.
Ladies, think about the several guys that have approached you and you rejected.
What's a common thing you notice turns you off instantly, man?
Okay.
That's a good one.
What is the automatic thing that will make you reject the guy?
Yeah.
We can start here.
What's the automatic rejection that a guy does that one?
The catcalling.
What about you?
What's something that will make you automatically reject a man?
I guess if they're way too cocky.
Nice tits.
If they're too cocky or disrespectful, they have to have manners.
If they don't have manners, that's a complete turn off.
Nice tits, please.
What about you?
Honestly, if they don't have a future planned out for themselves as well, then I'm not really going to fail you.
Okay, no ambition?
Yeah, no ambition.
Alright, what about you?
Probably the ego thing.
Just like, if they come up to girls a lot.
Like, you can tell that they just go up to everyone, you know?
Okay, I thought she was going to say they use electricity.
Okay, so you said being, okay, ego?
Yeah.
Okay, what about you?
Just the same thing.
If a guy comes up to me thinking I'm going to automatically get with him, then I won't even talk to him.
So if they assume attraction?
Yeah, if they just come cocky, like super cocky energy, like, oh, like, I know that type of energy, then that.
It's really interesting shit.
Yeah.
They all like confidence, but then they're drawing the line and saying, we don't want cocky.
There's a line between that, but in reality speaking, we know what they're trying to say.
Yeah.
Okay.
What's the reality?
I'll explain here in a second.
What about you?
What is the automatic turnoff for you?
Heart.
Oh, okay.
Someone keeping it real.
What is the height that will make you say automatically, I'm good?
Anyone shorter than me.
How tall are you?
5'5".
Okay, that's fair.
Shorter than me, I have to be able to wear heels around you.
Right.
So they gotta be 6'0".
I didn't say that.
I mean, if you want to be able to wear heels, that pretty much means they got to be damn near six foot.
Okay.
Because you're wearing at least what, six inch heels?
No.
Six inch is crazy.
What kind of heels are you wearing then?
On six inches, like, stripper heels.
Okay, so what?
Five, three, four?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
If he gets around a lot.
If, like, he's just always with girls, always, like, out, and, like, I don't know, I can just hear him getting, like, I'll hear about his reputation, and it's just, like, he's always getting with different girls.
Was your ex like that?
No.
Okay.
So he didn't get around.
Why'd you leave him then?
He left me.
He left you?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
What'd you do?
He said he didn't want to be in a relationship anymore.
He started going to college?
No.
What did he start doing?
There must have been a big change in his life.
He started hoeing around and getting with a bunch of girls, going after my best friends, and stuff like that.
And you weren't okay with him?
You wanted him to be monogamous?
Oh, yeah, like, if I'm talking to someone, if I'm talking to someone, and like, we're serious, I just want them to be getting with me.
Okay.
So you were just, he just wanted other girls?
I mean, he said he didn't want to be in a relationship anymore.
I don't know if that's what his reasoning was, but afterwards, maybe.
He was done.
Okay.
What about you?
Being emotionally unavailable, like acting like he doesn't have feelings.
Like a robot.
You want a guy to sit there and open up to you?
Yeah.
At some point, like, yes.
Yes.
You think it's good for men to open up to women?
Not off back, but eventually.
Don't act detached.
Don't act like you don't have any feelings.
That's a turn off for me, being emotionally unavailable.
I mean...
No.
I'd argue it's good to be emotionally unavailable as a guy.
Because girls use your emotions against you a lot of times.
You have to show some type of feelings.
It's like you want the ammo to kill me later.
That's what it really is.
We don't think men should open up to women because women don't have empathy.
That might be a controversial stance, but I genuinely don't think women have empathy to the male experience.
You might have sympathy, but sympathy and empathy are two different things.
Yeah.
Somebody was trying to say something?
Oh, okay, never mind.
Okay.
Cool.
What's next?
Next one?
Next one?
Okay.
Wait, can I say something really quick?
Sure.
How are you ever going to find love if you can't open up, if you can't be vulnerable?
Like, I feel like that's just not ever going to happen if you can't put yourself...
When y'all want to hit that?
What'd you say?
Like, how are you ever gonna find love if you can never be vulnerable or, like, be open to someone?
Like, I just feel like that doesn't work.
Like, you'll never find it if you can't put yourself in that place.
I don't know, Vitaly, tell me.
Do you want me to open up right now?
What do you mean?
Like, we should just start talking about vulnerability?
Like, Myron just said that you, that guys shouldn't open up to girls.
Yeah.
I mean, Vitali might not agree with me, but I don't think so because there's a multitude of reasons why.
What do you mean never?
How are you going to find a girlfriend?
Well, here's the thing.
What I mean by that is you can open up emotionally, but you don't want to open up from a vulnerable standpoint, if that makes sense.
Like, you can open up and be like, oh, I went through this, but I overcame it.
Oh, yeah.
But to open up from a vulnerable standpoint where...
You need her help or something like that.
I think that you shouldn't do that.
Because girls will use it against you.
And the other thing, too, is that women don't really understand the masculine experience.
Women don't understand the importance of being competent and accomplishing things from a male perspective.
So you're never going to be able to understand my struggles as a man.
Because, I mean, with all due respect, women live life on easy mode in 2024.
And men have a much harder existence and a much harder life.
So for me to tell you my problems doesn't really make sense.
And it just makes you feel like, damn, can this guy take care of me?
What the fuck?
He doesn't have a job.
He's broke.
He's crying.
I don't know if I can rely on this guy.
So it doesn't benefit me to open up to you and cry to you with my vulnerabilities.
What about if you're with the girl for long-term marriage?
Even more so.
You can't do it.
Because if a girl's with you in a serious relationship, she depends on you for security.
You have to be even more strong and stoic and steadfast in your mission.
That's where it really comes to play where you want to hide that vulnerability from her.
May I say something?
Yeah, sure.
Is it fair to say that maybe there are some women that appreciate that?
Like myself?
Well, okay.
So, even though there are some women that will appreciate it, the staggering majority don't.
Okay.
So, would it make sense for me to roll the dice and get with a girl and open up and cry when she might punish me for that?
I don't think it's worth it.
It's like gambling.
Because your tolerance might be higher than her tolerance, but we don't know that.
So, ultimately, to make it last longer, just keep it stoic.
Most of the actual...
I just think it's not fair for men to not open up because then they bottle up inside, they get depressed, and they don't have...
Well, that's why you have guy friends for us.
They're friends, they're guys.
Or maybe it's the city that you're in.
Miami's not a good example.
Maybe in other cities, girls are more like, you know, approachable, they're more giving.
Maybe in the Midwest, maybe, but I mean, still, you never know.
It's a gamble.
Yeah, it's not worth it.
Like, I mean, it's just too risky, you know?
I would argue if it's your wife, then obviously speaking, time has passed.
You probably better her in a certain way, but other than that, it's kind of like tricky.
So, yeah.
I have a good question I want to bring up now.
There was a viral clip of Vitaly getting spit on by a girl who was extremely upset.
I want to ask, now that I'm thinking about it, because I think when you do show a woman too much vulnerability, you open up too much, then you show her your weaknesses and she's able to latch on to it automatically.
Whatever you show a woman as a weakness, they're going to remember it forever like an elephant.
So I want to ask, like, what's the most angry emotion that you've ever showed a man?
Some ladies, they key cars, some they spit on guys' faces, you know?
Get assault charges.
What's the angriest thing?
You're asking me?
Actually, we'll start here.
We'll start here, yeah.
Have you keyed a car?
Have you burned some Jordans?
You're smiling right now.
No, you've lit some Timberlands on fire.
Actually, I'm not crazy.
I never keyed a car.
Have you ever spit on a guy?
No, because I'm scared of the consequences.
I don't know how he's going to react.
So I try not to be crazy first.
Now, if you do something to me, I will do something to you.
Retaliate?
Retaliate, yes.
But I don't initiate it.
I let it go.
What about you?
What did you do when your boyfriend started fucking your best friends?
Ugh.
See, I don't know.
You did something.
Yeah.
She got her licked back.
How'd you get your revenge?
Don't be honest, it's okay.
You fucked his friends?
This is, like, really bad, though, and I don't know if I should say all that.
Say it.
Well, rumble.
You can say whatever.
Okay, well, I'm really sorry if you're listening.
I might have called ice on his ex-girlfriend.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
It was a long story.
I've been friends with her for like five plus years.
She fucked my boyfriend.
She fucked my first.
She like tried to get with my cousin.
She tried to like just do everything in her powers.
Where are you from again?
Oklahoma?
It was bad.
It wasn't a good moment.
Wait, how old are you?
I'm 18.
What the fuck?
18?
And you built a wall over a girl?
I'm so sorry.
I probably should not have said that on my show.
No, no, no.
That's great.
Your next boyfriend's not gonna fuck around.
Yeah.
He can't mess around.
It wasn't a good moment.
I'm gonna admit.
Like, I shouldn't have done it.
But I was younger and I No, hold on.
That wasn't a moment.
That was a plan.
That was a series of decisions.
You didn't just spontaneously call ice.
I knew she was like...
Did she get caught?
No, she didn't.
Thank God, honestly.
That would have been on your conscience forever.
Yeah, that would have been.
Call them again.
Send her out.
We had been friends for years.
She had been fucking with me for years.
You were friends with her too?
Wow.
You called ice on your friend?
She got with my boyfriend, started dating him.
I had my first boyfriend.
He was almost my boyfriend.
She went behind my back for months and was fucking him too.
And then, like, she got with another guy that I was talking to for, like, two years.
She was just, like, constantly doing stuff.
And I'm not saying it was a good moment for me, either.
But it was...
Yeah, no, we were not actual friends.
Yeah, girls don't really have the actual friends.
I was in the car, and I heard they were together.
I was like, fuck this shit.
I remember having, like, a bottle of water with me, and I just heard the ice, and I was like...
Yeah.
So you called ICE? Yeah.
What the fuck?
It was bad.
FBI, open up!
Wow.
She called the tip line.
She called the tip line.
I've actually got some of those calls.
It's fucking funny back in the day.
Oh, really?
Yeah, back in the day.
I've never even thought about doing that.
Vitaly, would you rather get spit on or deported?
Spit on it, because I can eat it.
Yo, let's go to Rumble.
Yeah, guys.
So, guys, all the people watching over on Kick, come on over to Rumble.
Rumble.com slash FreshFit, man.
We're going to kill the Kick stream now.
We've been for a little over an hour.
So, come on over, guys.
Rumble.com slash FreshFit.
And also, guys, please check out Vitaly on Kick.
He's over there.
That's where he's live right now.
You're not posting on YouTube like that anymore, right?
No, just the VODs.
Kick it, yeah.
He's on kick, guys.
They're out here catching pedals, doing crazy shit, man.
So all y'all watching on Rumble, we got 32,000 y'all watching on Rumble.
I think another five or seven K on kick.
We're going to the border next stream.
Hot Chip Challenge with immigrants.
Hot Chip?
Hot Chip Challenge.
Oh, damn.
I'm an immigrant, by the way.
I have nothing against immigrants.
Clearly you do.
I'm going to go for Somalians and stuff.
Not your type.
Myron's people.
Oh my god.
Sudanese, but okay.
Yeah, guys, so come on over to rumble.com slash freshfitman.
We're going to kill the kick streamer.
We're just going to be on Rumble now.
We're going to kill Twitch and everything else as well.
Come on over, guys, please.
Okay.
And again, guys, check out Battalion Kick.
We'll put his links below as well for y'all.
I want to see who could top that story.
Okay, so she called Ice.
What's the worst thing you ever did to a guy or a girl after a relationship?
You get back.
I cannot talk to him, but I've never done anything crazy.
I've been cheating on, I just moved on.
You just took it?
Yeah.
Like, what am I supposed to do?
I don't know.
Did you get back with a guy after you cheated on him?
Um, we tried to make it work.
Yes, she did.
And he cheated again?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
No.
Wait, no.
He only cheated once.
Oh.
Yeah.
How do you know?
Yeah, how do I know?
Probably.
Okay.
What about you?
I haven't done anything crazy.
Like, I've told off a guy.
What'd you say?
What'd you tell him?
Listen, nigga!
Like, no.
Like, if he was arguing with me, like, I'd argue back with him.
But, like, I would...
I never did anything crazy.
But, like, I've had friends who have key cards and have chased them around.
So, they're funny to listen to, but I haven't done anything crazy.
Stop the cat.
Not yet.
You're Mexican, bro.
Come on, man.
Do you remember what you said?
You told somebody off.
What was your female brain thinking?
Did you go immediately to the weaknesses?
Because you're saying, oh, cry, be emotionally available.
What did you say?
Okay.
Wait, did you curse about a Spanish or an English?
That's important, too.
Coneo.
Both.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not that good.
My Spanish is not that good.
Put a la madre.
Yeah, she's one of them fake Mexicans.
Okay.
Spanglish.
But, um, yeah, okay, kinda.
I kinda did go for the weaknesses, but, like, it was, like, a mutual thing.
It was like back and forth, but like back on the weaknesses thing, I feel like guys should be okay with telling girls their weaknesses because like if they really like you, they'll care about it.
So if they don't, that's your sign to like stop talking to the girl.
But what'd you say when you were really mad?
That's private information.
I don't even remember, to be honest.
You call them a brokie?
Come on.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably.
They hit you where it hurts every single time.
And guess what?
When you open up, what are they going to do?
That's ammo.
Yep.
Back at you.
Yep.
That's why you cried when your grandma died, you pussy.
You know what I mean?
They're going to go say shit like that.
You came home after a 10-hour shift.
Oh, I hate my job and everything.
That's why your bosses don't respect you?
Yeah.
So, anyway, what about you?
I've never done anything to a guy that I was dating.
What about a girl?
You ever call ice on a girl?
No, no, I can't say that I have.
Did immigration actually come and get her?
I was talking to them, sorry, in the back.
Did they come get her?
No, nothing happened.
Literally nothing happened.
I just filed in a complaint.
Do they investigate or no?
I don't think so.
Right away?
Well, when did you do it?
How long ago?
This was like, when I was like 16.
Damn.
Two years ago?
Yeah.
Okay, Biden was office.
Normally when it's a Democrat office, they don't really pursue immigration like that.
Dude, that's evil though, bro.
God damn.
It was.
You need to call again when Trump's in.
They're going to go get her.
Wait a year.
Sorry, you were saying?
Yeah, no.
I don't know.
I never, like, keyed a car or anything.
I spray-painted some girl's driveway.
Would you write horror?
Yeah, I did, actually.
With a little heart at the end.
What did she do that made you do that?
It was, like, an ex of, like, the guy that I was dating for a couple years, and she just kind of was trying to start shit for, like...
A while.
Like, it was a couple years.
Like, she would kind of, like, keep interfering in your relationship?
Yeah, like, instigating it.
What would she do?
She was just kind of, like, indirectly, like, posting shit about me, and, like, it was just, like, it went on for, like, two years, and then we ran into her somewhere, and she was, like, calling me a whore and shit.
No way.
Yeah, so that was, and then I just, like, I asked my boyfriend at the time, like, for her address or whatever, so I just went and, like, spray painted her driveway.
I knew that that was the word you used.
It's very funny because girls will encourage hot girl summer and ho phase and then immediately when you're angry, what's the first thing you do is use it as an insult.
Listen, you got a dagger or sword on your arm.
You didn't stab her?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
I'm not trying to catch a charge.
The guy was really not worth it anyway, so.
Is that new?
That's a new sound effect.
Okay.
You're right.
Niggas in the back are on it.
What the fuck?
I know Icy knows.
Niggas got a stab sound down.
That's a stab sound?
You got a chef fam.
I'm going to chef you.
Okay.
Okay, what about you?
Top one production quality.
You spit on a guy before, you spit on his face, and then he ate it.
You bitch ass nigga!
When I was in a relationship, the best thing I've ever done was...
Worst thing, worst thing, worst thing.
Worst thing I've ever done was tell my parents to not tell them that, you know, I'm around.
Because I ran away from the relationship, and then I ended up, you know, in my house, and I said, don't tell them I'm here.
And they didn't tell them.
So, I just went missing.
You know, M.I.A. Silence is the best revenge.
So, that's how I went by.
Was he mad?
Yeah.
Yeah, that made him appreciate me more.
You know what I mean?
Where's he now?
Somewhere.
He cheated.
Have you ever hit a guy?
Yeah.
What was the situation where you punched and spit on a guy?
He didn't touch me because, you know, I was in control.
What, guns?
Like, I was in control of the relationship.
I punched him, I hit him, I dragged him, and he didn't do nothing.
Why did you think silence was worse than that?
Wait, why did you do that?
Because it was like a treatment.
Like silence is a fast revenge.
Don't go, you know, showing your moves the next move.
No, no, no.
Why did you punch and hit and drag the guy around?
Because they cheated or something.
So it got me mad.
Was it in public?
Yeah, it happened in public too, like multiple times.
You don't play?
No.
Wait, was he like smaller than you?
Or like...
Bigger, like...
So he could have walked through your ass if you fall back?
But he didn't.
Like, why would you hit me?
Because you hit him?
No, that's domestic violence then.
So what is it when you do it?
It's...
Girl power.
I want to hear you explain why do you think that that was the right thing to do?
I don't hit him all the time, but when I did, he would know I was serious.
Cost and effect.
Do you think that that was justified?
To hit somebody in public?
Well, in public, it would just happen out of nowhere when we get into arguments.
Do you regret doing that at all?
No, but it plays in my head.
I feel a little happy.
Hold on.
Your next boyfriend, are you going to hit him too if he cheats on you?
Yep.
Maybe drag him.
Wait, hold on.
Let me get this straight.
It's only domestic violence if he hits you.
Um, no.
It's domestic violence in general, but it's different when a man is a female.
So if you hit him, it's domestic violence too?
A little bit.
So you're an abuser.
It don't hurt him.
If a guy hits a girl, it's going to hurt more.
Okay, if he hits you, is it domestic violence a little bit too?
Yes, 100%.
So both of it's a little bit.
Yeah.
So if you hit him a little bit of domestic violence, if he hits you a little bit of domestic violence?
It just depends on the actions.
If, you know, you deserve to hit.
What?
Imagine I said that right now.
Imagine if I said, like, I'll hit a girl if she deserves to get hit.
Yeah.
Hope.
You realize how insane that sounds?
You guys are, like, listening to her right now, like, oh, yeah, why did you go and drag this guy in public?
You're like, hmm.
Imagine if I just said that, like, I'll hit a woman if she deserves to get hit.
Wow.
Cancelled.
Different feeling in the room, right?
It depends.
Right.
Natalia, would you date a black girl?
Uh, why not?
No!
He likes chocolate.
Yeah, they suck the best dick.
You know it was the only white kid in class when I moved from Russia?
Everybody was from Creole.
Ma pala Creole?
Sa cafe!
Sa cafe! Sa cafe! Ma boulet!
Sa wa te la ni! Sa wa te la ni! Sa wa te la ni! Sa wa te la ni! Sa wa te la ni! Sa wa te la ni! Sa wa te la ni! Sa wa te la ni! Sa wa te la ni! Sa wa te la ni!
Sa wa te la ni!
I was the only white kid in class, yeah.
I grew up in black.
And I grew up in black.
What?
This nigga, bro.
We welcome you into the community.
Thank you so much.
I love your community.
That's how I... Come to the cookouts.
Yeah, the cookout.
That's why I prank black people.
I'll prank you black people.
Black people didn't run.
Black people fucking ran for their life, bro.
They express themselves.
White people, like, I'm calling them on the line.
Niggas ran so hard, bro.
Some shot back.
It was hilarious.
That's crazy.
Oh, zombie prank.
Boulevard, Miami.
Oh, yeah, bro.
What do you think the difference?
Overtown, baby.
What's the difference in dating white girls and black girls in your experience?
I never dated a black girl, so I wouldn't be able to say that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so wait, you said you would though?
No, fuck.
I would.
No, he would smash.
Why do you think you haven't?
I don't know where to find them.
Right here?
Magic City Mondays.
That's actually true, yeah.
What's up?
I just never came across one.
I don't know.
I have a question.
What would make a white man approach a black girl?
Like, do we have to take our wig off and run it over a few times and then put it back on?
They say basically what's going around right now.
I think that video of blowing wigs off.
Oh, the black girls got so mad at you for that.
I remember that.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
They're saying lights.
You have the leaf blower, right?
Sexy?
Uh-huh.
The leaf blower and the vacuum.
Yeah.
I love you guys.
So basically what they're saying is hard wig, soft life.
So we have to like run our wig over, put it in the trunk, and then put it on our head.
Like cricket, sure it's messed up.
Would you ever date a white guy?
Be honest.
I don't have a preference.
I feel like I do want to step out of the black community.
The treatment may be different.
Talk to them, sis.
Tell them what's up.
What am I telling them?
I would never say that.
I'm just saying, I just feel like black people does have a lot of hurt.
Not only from our own people, but from years, years back of bondage.
I get excited when I see a black girl with a white dude.
I'm like, thank God, man.
I've got to deal with it.
Take her, nigga.
Take her.
Take her, bro.
Take her!
You guys don't like black girls?
I've made a black girl before.
They just get so...
I make jokes on them and they get pissed off.
Oh, yeah.
But yeah, I see why do a black girl.
I'm like, yes.
No, we love our queens.
The thing is, we know bad treatment.
We know good treatment.
They're better off over there.
That opens up a white girl for me.
Thank you.
I've never heard about an Asian girl hitting a guy in public and dragging him around.
There's only one race a girl.
Black and white.
It's not always a black girl, though.
It's black and white, yeah.
Or Latino.
It doesn't have any racial management.
Anyone can do it.
Yeah, but it's funny.
When you imagine the white girl doing that, you think of like a Woe Vicky, like ghetto white girl.
You know?
It's like a black white girl.
It's not true.
Do you think Taylor Swift would drag dad by the dreads in public?
That's just one girl.
You think she should be vaccinated, absolutely.
Where are you?
Ethnicity?
I'm Blasian.
You have a black parent, basically.
Yeah, my dad's half black, half white.
Okay.
What about you?
You've never heard that before, Vitaly?
Blasian?
Blasian, I love that.
I'm going to use that.
Worst thing you did to a guy you were dating.
So, I actually...
Fucked his best friend.
Yeah.
Damn!
I have done that, actually.
Spot on.
Wait, you have done that?
Yeah, I did.
I had to.
I mean, he was such an asshole, so I literally, like, I... I was gonna say the first one was I basically like threw through eggs Benedict all over his car like it was a brand new car it wasn't even his and I broke like the mirror so I was really angry I was cute yeah so like the whole car was like filled with eggs Benedict but
um Yeah, the second one was, um, so he was an asshole and he dropped me off.
Is this the guy that you mentioned before that was toxic?
No, this was like my boyfriend before that one, actually.
Okay.
The other one.
Yeah, I have to be careful though, because he's like a local rapper, so if he watches this, fuck my name.
In Miami?
Oh, should I just say that?
No, who?
Well, he's an asshole anyways.
Was it Lil Pump?
I'm not going to say his name, but it was like five years ago.
He's like Latino.
But anyways.
Fat Nick.
I don't want to say anything.
Rapper in Miami?
Rapper in Miami?
Yeah.
I'm not.
No.
Y'all are going to get me in trouble.
I'm going to regret this.
Just say it.
Who was it?
I'm not going to say who it is.
Yo, chat, man.
I'm not going to give a fucking shout out.
Honestly, you got two options.
Tell us, chat.
Tell us.
Hold on.
Let me tell you what's going to happen.
No, I'm not going to say who it is.
We have 35,000 people watching.
I promise you.
These dudes are investigators.
Someone's going to find out and pull up a picture of you and him together.
So you can either say it or the chat's going to find out.
I'm not going to give him a shout out.
I'm not going to give him a shout out.
But I will say that I... This guy, you fucked his best friend.
So, I guess...
Because he was an asshole and it's just funny to me because like men are so easy like you can just literally like just like hi and like the best friend just like they're so easy.
So yeah so he dropped me off and then I Ubered to his friend's house and then yeah that happened but I only did that like one time.
I would never do it again.
That was like the one and only time I would ever do that.
So what did you like record it or something?
Like how'd you...
But it felt really nice, though.
I was like, how?
Damn!
Okay, so you wanted to get back at him for being an asshole, but did you record it?
Did you document it so you could use it against him?
I mean, it was a really amazing session, and the size was way better, too.
Did you tell him about it?
The size was way better, so I was like, wow.
How'd you get your get back?
It was like an upgrade.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh my god.
So how'd you get, like, okay, you did this, but did you tell him about it?
No, he has no idea, so after this, he's probably, I mean, I have him blocked because he's a jerk, so.
Thank you.
Chet's not.
What's the Chet's name?
What's his name again?
Me?
Liz.
No, his name.
He's a little pump?
I'm not going to say that.
He's not big at all.
He's a small, local rapper.
Don't worry.
Just give the Chet some time, man.
They're going to find out.
They're going to DM me within the next 15 minutes.
Within the next 15 minutes, I'll see you.
Doing that act of revenge, do you think it hurt him more or you more?
I mean, it did feel really nice.
It was a sweet revenge moment, but then I was like, fuck, I felt dirty after.
I was like, mm.
You know?
Yeah, no.
But I never went back out with him.
That was the last time that I ever broke everything off.
Right after.
I could never see his face again after I fucked his friend, basically.
Did you fuck him again?
Who?
His friend.
No.
Actually, no, I did.
One at a time.
But then he was a psycho, so I was like, damn, alright, no more rappers for me.
I'm good.
Wow.
Interesting.
Isn't that wild?
Wait, didn't earlier you said that you would make a guy wait a month, and now you're just fucking best friends for revenge?
Well, that was like five years ago, though.
So that was a long time ago.
I mean, you're 26, by the way.
I mean, I don't do that every time.
Like, that's not, you know...
I'll say this, thank you for being honest, because that is a reality.
Thanks for being honest.
What do you think that guy will think that you eventually want to settle down with the guy that you're going to wait a month?
Now he knows this, that you fucked a best friend out of revenge in one night and then again just because you felt like it.
How do you think he's going to feel that he's waiting a month to commit when you just fucked a best friend?
I would never do it again though.
I learned that the revenge was not worth it.
But, um, whoever I date, like, I feel it has to, like, know me for who I am and not judge me for my past.
Yes.
Don't judge her at all.
Bro.
I agree.
Sneak up.
Wait, you would want to be with a guy that's not going to judge you for your past?
Absolutely.
Bro.
I mean, I was crazy back in the days, so.
What changed?
She got older.
I got older.
I, you know, got healthier.
I changed my life completely.
Like, I was a party girl, like, crazy.
You sober?
Promoter.
You sober?
I don't drink anymore as much.
I used to drink.
She's doing coke?
That's what that meant, right?
I used to do Adderall in college.
Read between the lines.
I don't do drugs.
Drugs are bad.
You're sober, right, Vitaly?
Yeah.
How many days now?
Over two years.
800.
It's almost three years.
Fuck yeah, man.
Just from alcohol or sober, like no nose candy?
Everything.
Actually, just so you guys know, we're going to actually bring Vitaly back.
We're going to do a one-on-one interview with Vitaly.
We're going to talk about that, how we appreciate that.
Probably in the next two weeks or so, we're going to bring Vitaly back.
He's going to go to LA and do some work.
He's going to come back.
We're going to do a one-on-one interview.
Bring some more of you.
Yeah, there you go.
Before I ask you the last question, what made you decide to go sober?
Everything.
Obviously you know what happened in 2020, 60 grams of mushrooms.
Ended up in TMZ and I always wanted to stop drinking because I was just going five, six day benders.
What was that or like a major breaking point?
Probably 60 grams of mushrooms.
I woke up in jail.
Damn.
Is that the mugshot?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's why you look like that.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's a really funny mugshot that drama would always post, like smiling like this.
No, it's wild.
But I wasn't addicted to drinking or drugs, but obviously you're addicted.
You go on Friday and I'll come home Tuesday with no sleep.
Yeah.
Do you ever have urges?
How do you suppress that?
I'm in Miami.
I'm sober.
It's all around you all the time.
There's alcohol here.
God gave me a second chance.
You think I'm going to fuck that up?
Hell no, bro.
I'm on top of my game right now.
I wish I never drank.
Imagine I started my career never drinking where I would be right now.
I just never had money.
Became a millionaire at 18.
What are you going to do?
Hookers, strippers, travel the world and pay for everybody.
That's exactly what I did.
When you needed people the most, there was nobody around you.
If you're getting fucked up shit, just your parents will be there for you.
And you found God in jail?
When did you realize that God gave you a second chance?
In jail?
Yeah.
No, I found Jerome in jail, but no God.
He said Jerome.
Yeah, no.
After.
After.
Yeah.
So, bro, being sober, right?
Obviously speaking, you're in better shape now.
You're more confident.
You feel, like, free.
Would you box anybody?
Box?
Yeah, box anybody.
Yeah, let's go, Myron.
Oh, shit.
Let's go, Myron.
Let's find an 80s card.
He's gonna give us a bag.
Okay.
That could be a big setup.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, we could spar for fun.
Yeah, I mean, I don't have a problem with Vitality.
Any other YouTubers, streamers, you want to box?
I'm too heavy, bro.
What do you weigh?
How much do you weigh?
They're all twinks.
I don't know.
220?
225?
M to the K. M2DK? Yeah.
That's a good one.
Yeah, he's cool.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
Yeah, we could spar.
That's a good one.
Friendly spar.
Yeah, for sure.
But give me somebody with a name, bro.
Sneeko.
I don't know.
We're a different weight class.
And you don't want to...
Amy hit you up above boxing.
I would do it.
With me?
No, you have like 80 pounds on me.
All right, I'll just take a little Adderall and I'll go skinny again.
That's crazy.
How much do you weigh?
160.
I want to see it, bro.
160, bro?
How would I look if I lost 60 pounds?
I have no idea.
Fuck.
I have no idea.
You look like 2012.
That'd be lit.
I'm like 195 right now.
How tall are you?
6'3".
Is that fair?
There's height classes.
Yeah, for weight, yeah.
You were supposed to fight Bryce Hall.
What happened with that?
I'm not gonna fight on fucking Indian Twink's fucking card.
Aiden, bro.
Come on, that's my boy Neon, man.
That's your boy?
Neon.
That's your boy?
How do you fuck with Neon, bro?
That's my Muslim brother.
Muslim?
Fake Muslims?
I want the best for him.
I want the best for him.
Do you think he's ever gonna get out of that Sam Frank situation?
I mean, eventually he's probably gonna learn his lesson.
Do you think so?
What do you think?
I think that's his downfall when she breaks up.
He loves her for his virginity, right?
I didn't ask him.
That's probably like throwing a hot dog in the hole.
Was that real?
You showing up with her pictures?
I showed her on my OnlyFans pictures, yeah.
For a signature.
She spit on me.
W. Vitale, what the fuck?
That's crazy.
That's actually funny as fuck.
I saw that shit.
I didn't expect this reaction.
I thought it was going to be the easy troll.
That was nothing.
He said, say sorry, King Vitaly.
Yeah, that was actually hilarious.
That was actually really funny.
Wow.
That shit was blurred out, man.
Yeah.
It had to be.
Yeah, like you pulled pictures from all these guys.
Yeah.
No, I don't want anybody to check.
I was disappointed that you folded though.
You had the opportunity.
I was like, why would you change your mind?
The whole internet ones are gone, so we're going to let her away.
But do you think Neon deserves, well, do you think he would ever get a second chance of saying that that's going to be his downfall?
Do you think that he can have a comeback?
I want him to.
Sure, but I don't know what he's known for.
He's just screaming at everybody.
That's it, yeah.
Yeah, I guess.
I could only imagine Neon's reaction, seeing those photos.
He must be like, okay, autograph?
Like, wait, what the?
I think he thought it was funny.
And then I think...
His face changed.
She went crazy.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
Yeah.
Craziest thing you did?
Yeah.
To be frank with you, I haven't really done anything crazy.
I'm very inquisitive, so I just want to know why.
Because I understand, I guess, biology, human sexuality.
So I was just curious.
I'm like, okay, why?
What's it?
I don't let it affect me.
Usually a person that's so quiet and calm, when they get upset, they go crazy.
I'm very calm and collective, and I know myself, and I know how to emotionally regulate myself and self-suit.
So I don't let people, places, or things affect me.
There's things you could control, and there's things you can't.
So I choose to only stress about things I could control.
So if you choose on, you're cool with it?
Not that I'm cool with it, but I would want to understand why.
He was horny.
Horny, I guess.
I mean...
I mean, it's happened to me twice.
I mean, I've been in a relationship where I've been cheated on.
It was hard for me to understand.
But then I just try to understand it from the male's perspective.
And watching Fresh and Fit, I kind of, to be honest with you, I learned a lot watching this podcast.
Oh, wow.
To understand that men and women are not the same doesn't mean that they don't love you.
It's just they're more not animalistic.
It's just a different mindset.
You know, we're not hardwired the same.
Does anyone here agree with that sentiment?
I actually have a question for the guys.
What is a guy's perspective on what makes a guy cheat?
What does a guy think from the other point of view on cheating?
Let's change the word from cheating to exercise the options.
What do you think, Siko?
About cheating?
I think cheating is wrong.
I think if you want to have multiple women, you should be upfront and honest about that.
Lying to anybody is not right.
Vitaly?
I used to hate cheaters, and I became one of them.
I cheated once.
Well, I only had two girlfriends, but yeah.
I fucked up, and I still live with that pain five years later, and I would never do it again.
But I should have talked, because she was cool to have other girls, but when a girl texts you, I want you to rail the shit out of me.
Exact words.
Yeah, I fucked up, so I would never do it again.
You think that you were influenced by...
Because I don't like liars.
I fucking hate liars.
And I became one of them.
I had to live with it for 30, like over whatever, for a month until she found out.
And I fucked up and I paid the price.
And I chose money over love, which that was my other regret.
Damn.
You think you would have done that if you were sober?
No, that was definitely Adderall.
I was taking three, four hundred milligrams of Adderall a day.
Every day?
Every day.
Three, four hundred?
Four bangs, four hundred.
Yeah, I was living in- Bang energy too?
Yeah, fucking three coffees, bro.
I don't know.
Yeah.
How are you alive?
I don't know.
I had 180 pills in 30 days of Adderall, 30 milligrams.
What the- I would have to call street drug dealer after that.
Nothing to be proud of, but it's crazy.
Did you sleep?
Yeah, it would take Xanax to level it out.
Every day?
Every day.
Like, I'm telling you, 300, 200, 250, 300.
And completely clean, like you didn't have a hard...
In my bank account, no.
My bank account went up and then...
That's the fucked up part, right?
...you take it for so long that you just become...
I don't know if she took it, she experienced it.
You become lonely.
I was just afraid of people.
I wouldn't even go outside.
I'll be re-editing the same video for a week, making it perfect.
And I was like, yeah.
Like analyzing the brightness or something, like stupid shit.
One time I was editing an OF video and a girl came over and I was like, can you help me color correct my cock?
That was good.
Okay.
That is different.
Yeah.
Okay, but to answer your question regarding men and women, I think for most men, if they love a girl, they can still fuck other girls and still love their man-girl.
But if you're a girl yourself, like in a guy, you don't want to fuck other guys, right?
Yeah.
So it's kind of different how men think and women think.
And ultimately speaking, we both want a love for each other, but we just love love differently.
That's what I was saying.
Yeah, because I was always like, do you even feel bad while you do it?
Because hearing what you said, you regretted it.
So I'm assuming most guys, they feel the shame and regret.
But during the act, do you ever just think in the moment, you feel bad for her?
I think they feel bad for the girl, but it's just taking an action and taking a piss.
It's not that serious to us.
Yeah.
So that's why.
So it's like a disconnect.
You don't see sex the same way.
Ladies, do you think you're going to have a guy for the rest of your life that's not going to cheat on you?
You think you're going to meet that one?
No, no, no.
I'm being realistic.
We're all human here.
Would you be in an open relationship?
That's a tricky one because I've never been in that situation.
Let's say you're with a person for 20 years and he makes a mistake or he does it.
You have to be realistic and you can't just have unrealistic expectations on a man.
But I believe that the people that could do that are in open relationships and they understand each other.
No one has to understand the relationship with them.
But it's a hard one.
I haven't been in that.
It's 2024, yeah.
It's not 1700s anymore.
I'm going to be honest, you're never going to find that.
Find one.
Me?
Yeah, absolutely not.
You're never going to ever have it.
I don't think she cares.
I really don't, actually.
He gets it.
If we're dated, I'll let you fuck other guys.
That's fine.
Give kids.
No.
No?
No.
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So, back to the show.
Yeah.
Chats, did anyone else have a question or anything?
Can I ask a question?
Please, go ahead.
This is like a backtrack, but what made you want to take 60 grams of mushrooms and how was that experience?
Oh, that was COVID. I had a $10 million mansion, probably more, on the water in Miami.
Had everything and it was COVID. Everybody was scared to come over my house.
So I started taking 30 grams of mushrooms, going on my jet ski, listening to Skrillex.
Pretty fun time.
And waves, thunderstorms, and then my friends from LA flew in for production, and they're like, oh, looks like you've been having so much fun.
Let's take some mushrooms.
I was like, okay, let me beat my dosage.
And I took 60 grams, and yeah, I probably wouldn't wish that feeling upon my worst enemy.
That was one of the worst trips.
If I had a gun, I would have shot myself, for sure.
I was looking hard to hurt myself, yeah.
I guess, yeah, it was fucking nuts.
That's crazy.
Was it like everything just distorted?
Oh no, I saw people caught helicopters above my house, cops pointing guns at me.
Please don't do it, you seem kind of interested.
Yeah, what?
Don't, don't do it.
No, no, I would never do like 60 grams of mushrooms.
Don't do 10.
Should have 20.
Don't do any.
What the fuck?
Just don't do it.
Yeah, it was crazy.
Anybody else have anything?
We got here.
Sick pre-stream loading screen.
Who are all the ladies featured in the loading screen?
Just random words, man.
Where else we got here?
Not in Burgos.
I was one minute into the pod.
All I heard was color black.
Okay.
Jeff goes, no.
Yo, Myra, it sounds like you have officially Frank House, the man himself, Batman, out of your soul.
Glad your voice is back in action.
Donna Marco, question for the ladies.
Have you ever rejected friendzoned a guy and then regretted it later?
If so, why?
Not a bad question, actually.
Have you ever friendzoned a guy or rejected him and then regretted it later?
No.
Okay.
I don't think so.
Okay.
No.
Y'all capping, man.
You could think of one guy that you're like, damn, he would have been a good boyfriend.
I friendzoned a guy who was like, I was like, oh, sorry.
I friendzoned a guy that I was friends with, and I don't regret friendzoning him.
It was just kind of like you're losing a good friend when you do it.
But obviously he didn't see it that way.
So not sexual, just platonic, just friends?
Yeah, like in that way.
So you friendzoned him?
Yeah.
And then he stopped fucking with you?
Yeah, he just stopped talking to me.
Okay, wait, so you guys had something intimate before?
No.
Like, we were just, like, friends.
And then, like, he told me he liked me, and then I was just like...
Like, I liked him as a friend.
Okay.
So you weren't friends.
You wanted more.
Yeah, but I did.
But you made it friends.
How long had you guys known each other until you guys had that conversation?
I think three years, but I always saw it in a Fred way.
Okay, so he finally came out three years later, and then once you told him, I don't see you that way, he stopped talking to you.
Yeah.
Do you think he made a mistake by doing that?
He did or me?
Him.
No, because he was protecting his own feelings.
I think he was protecting his own time.
Yeah, basically.
Isn't that crazy?
Three years, bro.
Waiting for a chance.
That's why you should never, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Guys are stupid to put themselves in a friend zone.
Would you ever let a girl, like a guy friend zone you?
Um...
Well, actually, you know what?
Let me make it better.
Let's say you had a guy, right, and he only called you for sex at 2 a.m.
Never took you out, never wanted to be out in public with you, etc.
Would you keep talking with him?
No, I would not talk to him.
That's exactly how men feel in the friend zone.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's the same exact concept.
See how you immediately said, fuck no, I'm not stupid.
But guys are dumb enough to give away free attention.
Girls are not dumb enough to give away free sex.
Girls always get something in return typically.
Or want something in return.
McDonald's.
You do not give a fuck.
See, that right there proves why.
Remember how I said women lack empathy?
Yeah, I know.
No, I do have empathy for it.
No, you have sympathy.
Not empathy.
Not empathy.
Okay.
Okay, whatever.
Faggot.
Poor guy.
Fuck them niggas.
Yeah, bitch.
I still get my crown.
What about you?
Have you ever regretted friendzoning a guy or rejecting one?
Kind of.
I don't know.
I had a friend group in high school where I was dating one guy and then there was two other guys that I was really close friends with and I didn't know that the one guy had feelings for me but he was really close with the guy that I was dating and then we ended up breaking up and he gave me the whole I love you speech thing and I was a little taken back by it or whatever But
I just felt bad cuz like we were really close friends so ultimately like I wish that like we could have just stayed friends but So same thing as her almost?
Kinda, I guess.
He confessed his love for you and he left after.
Well, yeah, it was just kind of like I didn't want to break the friendship thing.
And then, I don't know, we were really young too, so it was like complicated.
We didn't know what the fuck we were doing anyway.
If you saw him, now would you give it a chance?
No, no, no.
But I, yeah, I mean, I wish that we could have that friendship back, you know?
Friendship.
But the question is, regret it.
It was a lie.
I regret it because it ruined our friendship.
It wasn't a friendship.
It wasn't a friendship.
On his part it wasn't, but I didn't know that for a couple years.
It's funny that, girls, you like to live in a delusion.
You like to live in that lie.
It wasn't a friendship.
I guess.
It doesn't even matter that it was...
It was on my part it was.
On his part, I don't think it was.
That's the point.
You're okay living a lie.
No, I mean, I wouldn't want him to, like, I know, like, because I've been in that situation where, like, I had feelings for somebody and they didn't like me and, like, you don't want to, like, live in that cycle of, like, I don't know, it's painful.
Like, when you have a crush on somebody and they don't like you, you don't want to live in that.
So I get it, but, like...
I have a question.
Vitaly, what is it like, you've been in the content game for a long time, do you think it's possible to date another content creator?
It depends.
On what?
On what?
That's a good question.
Because it's very complicated.
Most of it's all publicized.
People are invested in your relationship.
You hear points of view and comments all the time.
Do you think it's possible to have a relationship where it's that public?
Does it work at all?
Or could you only date a girl that's completely private and barely just a private Instagram?
I would like private.
Yeah, I would like private, but my ex, she streaked the game for me, remember?
She did, yeah.
Yeah, she got 4 million followers on Instagram.
And then TikTok came out saying, like, there was only one star in the show, and that was me.
Vitaly got jealous.
And she got mad.
Yeah.
Did that change after she went viral?
I don't know.
That's when the spiral went down.
Oh, okay.
Was that the blonde girl?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
I would prefer a girlfriend that has no Instagram.
You understand?
A hundred percent, bro.
Same way.
I don't think girls get it like, bro, we don't give a fuck about a woman having clout, bro.
Controversial take, I don't think guys should date streamers, OF girls, no offense, content creators, any of that shit.
Any type of profession where the girl has to put herself out there to network or build herself up is not in your benefit as a man.
At all.
Because it puts her in compromising situations.
And it compromises the relationship.
Sorry, what about guys that do OnlyFans and do all of that?
What about us for the girls?
Men acquiring status is not the same as women acquiring status.
What do you mean by that?
Okay, I'll give you a perfect example.
You were with a Broky Rapper, weren't you?
- Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, oh. - Oh. - Shots fired. - Oh. - That's it, bitch. - So, women respond favorably to status We don't need status to be with a girl.
This girl's a hostess.
Nobody, no offense.
But her and Sneeko had talked, right?
Like, men don't give a shit about a woman's status at all, and I'm using examples at the table just to really draw it home, that a woman with status only hurts you as a man.
But a man with status only propels you as a woman.
I feel like that would be more for an insecure man.
Really?
Insecure, here we go.
I mean, you're 31 and so say go, man.
Okay, so let me ask you this.
Who's more insecure?
The man that tells you the truth and says what it is, or the man that's scared to tell you the truth because you'll leave?
Who's more secure?
No.
I mean, I feel like if the man knows that he has his girl, like, then that's, you know what I mean?
Like, content creation is not really, like, real.
Like, most of it is, like, you know, mostly, like, OnlyFans.
It's all fake.
It's just a show.
You know, it's like modeling.
So, if he understands that that's, like, a fake world, it's like a little persona.
You didn't answer the question.
Who's more secure?
The person who's honest to tell his woman what it really is or the man that's scared of her response?
You got this.
Come on, Carl.
She knows the answer.
She doesn't want to answer it.
I don't think she understands the question.
Let me ask you, do you think it's insecure?
If I'm dating you and I told you to cover up your titties, does that make me insecure?
Well, it makes you controlling.
Oh, shit.
Because now you want to control the situation and how I look.
Is that rooted in insecurity?
Yeah.
Okay.
I feel like that's like wherever you come from, you know, like your perspective of the world.
But let's say I don't feel good about it and I don't tell you anything at all.
I just hold it aside.
Is that insecurity?
I mean, I feel like there's confident men that know that, like, if a woman is making her money online, like, that's, you know, like, there's two kinds of men.
There's, like, a man that's okay with a woman making more than him, and then there's one that's, like, insecure about it.
But I'm hiding my emotions to make you feel better, versus telling you the truth.
Oh, I mean, yeah, if you don't like it, then yeah, that's fine.
You know, you should say something, but, you know.
Okay, in a relationship, what do you think is supposed to lead, the man or the woman?
I think both.
How does that work?
But more the guy.
I feel like the men is more to lead the way.
We want a masculine energy.
I hate men that are mama's boy.
So you want a male with masculine energy.
Would you agree that a masculine man protects his woman?
Well, yeah, I hope so.
If not, then...
Would it be fair to say that it's his job to protect the woman?
Yeah, I mean, I feel like my ex actually was a little bit more on the feminine side.
So I was the one that was taking care of him.
Wouldn't a part of protecting a woman be protecting herself sometimes?
Protecting her from herself?
Wait, can you say that again?
Okay, wouldn't a part of a man protecting a woman be protecting her from herself at times?
I mean, yeah, that's true.
Wouldn't it be fair to say that women have natural proclivities that hurt the relationship at times and you have to protect that innocence?
I mean, yes.
I feel like, as a partner, like, you want the other person to grow, so you have to be honest, but like, you know, yeah.
There's a saying.
A woman without instruction is headed for destruction.
And I think a bunch of different religions and societies have always put men in the leadership role because women inherently do stupid shit when they don't have male leadership.
And I think a man telling a girl, hey, don't dress provocatively, etc., just protects her from certain elements.
When you dress a certain way or you put yourself out in a certain light, people don't respect you.
Well, I feel like nowadays...
You feel or you think?
Okay, I think that nowadays women are educated more and we know what's up.
So we can actually provide for ourselves and we can do...
We know more.
Back in the days, women didn't know anything.
So if you know more and you know that men are going to objectify you when you dress a certain way, why would you still do it?
But if I'm with my men, we're talking like if I was with my men, no?
But if he's telling you, hey, I don't like you being dressed that way, I mean, should you defer it to his authority?
He should be proud.
He should be like, hell yeah.
I mean, if you don't want to date a hot girl, then don't date her, I feel like.
What's a hot girl?
A girl that's sexy and feels good in her body and is able to wear whatever she feels confident in.
Why should we be covered completely?
Well, that's being confident.
You can be hot in a sweater.
Yeah.
It's Miami.
It's hot.
There was a girl here on our last show.
She wore a jacket, right?
Like a cover-up jacket.
Trunchcoat.
Nice curly hair, cute.
And she was still hot, but she covered herself.
I'm not saying you have to do that.
I'm just saying in general, she was still hot being covered.
Yeah, hot girl doesn't mean you need to have your tics out.
But that's for her.
Everyone has a perspective of what hot is.
Let me ask you this.
For me, I'm Latina, so I like tight stuff.
Spicy.
Let me get this straight real fast.
Do you want a guy that makes more money than you?
Is more successful than yourself?
Absolutely.
If I get pregnant, I want him to make sure that he got it.
Let me get this straight.
You want a guy to be the man, be the leader, protect and provide for you, but you want to also be able to tell him, no, I'm going to dress the way that I want?
Well, yeah.
He should be.
Tell me how that makes sense.
It's 2024.
Hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, no.
So he has the responsibility of taking care of you.
And it's America, so I think that, you know.
Hold on.
I need you to think instead of talking.
Okay.
Really think about this.
You want a man to protect and provide for you and be responsible for you, but he has no authority over you.
How does that sound?
There shouldn't be any authority.
That's what a leader does, though.
If he's responsible for protecting you, that means he should have some authority over you, too.
I mean, if he feels uncomfortable, like, I don't think I would go to, like, a family event with, like, my tits out.
Like, that's not, you know what I mean?
Like, there's a right time for everything, you know?
Because to me it sounds like you want a traditional man.
Yeah, I do.
But you don't want to be a, hold on, but you don't want to be a traditional woman.
I want to mix.
A traditional man that is not to the extremes.
I don't want an extreme.
You want to pick and choose when you could be a lady, but he's got to be a man all the time.
See how it doesn't make sense?
That's not real.
And this is what I'm trying to say.
So many modern girls have this mindset that you have.
I want a guy that's going to provide for me, be the breadwinner, I can stay at home and chill.
I want her to be dominant and assertive.
But then you want to be able to tell her, I'm going to dress how I want, nigga.
That's not how this fucking works.
Like, if I'm going to be a traditional man to protect and provide for you, listen to what I say.
If I tell you you're not wearing that, you're not fucking wearing it.
I mean, if it makes you feel uncomfortable, like, I'll be considerate and, like, put something else.
Considerate.
No, how about this?
I consider kicking you to the curb and getting a girl that's going to listen to me.
But that's what I'm trying to say with girls, that you want me to be the man, and then I tell you to be a lady, and you're like, nah.
Tell me that's a fair trade.
Is that a fair trade for the man?
He's gotta bust his head, become successful, take care of you, but then you have the ability to tell him no?
If he's providing for everything and I'm treated like a queen and I have nothing to worry about him.
Only then will you concede.
Then maybe I'll be like, damn, okay, daddy, what's up?
Still maybe.
You know, like...
That's crazy.
I mean, I would like to, you know, freedom of expression.
Like, I want to feel free in my body.
I've seen your IG, bro.
Your body's all over the internet, man.
This is girl power.
Well, no, I'm a bikini model.
So my background is bikini modeling.
Wait a second, wait a second.
Freedom of expression is not being naked on Instagram.
Freedom of expression is art.
I'm not naked on Instagram.
I'm in a bikini.
You might as well be naked.
I can't wear a bikini just because I have a specific body.
That's not what expression is.
And it's considered...
You know what?
Pull up, man.
No, it's not.
Look at you giving free cut.
Oh shit.
Hey, hey, fuck it, man.
Let's go, man.
Chris has it loaded.
Scroll down, man.
Yo, man.
That's expression?
Bro, come on, man.
What?
That's a very...
Bro, come on, man.
What are you expressing there?
She expressed it.
I take twerking classes.
What are you expressing?
Are you expressing sadness?
No.
- To me that's like good vibes baby. - Deja Vu. - Free spirit person.
- Halloween, Halloween?
- Yo, yo, come on man.
- Yo, Deja Vu bro. - What? - Lexi.
- Oh shit.
- Oh yeah. - Pants.
- Wow! - Fresh! - Bro.
- Fresh! - Whose mess is this?
- Alright, scroll down bro.
- Fresh, why? - I mean, those are very, my content is very tasteful.
So it's not, it's very artsy.
I'm gonna go home and jerk off.
I will say though, whenever I meet a guy, I never give him my Instagram or anything.
Why not?
Because I want them to get to know me first.
That's kind of smart.
I'm serious.
I don't want to be put in a bubble.
This is crazy.
She wants a traditional man, but she's not a traditional girl at all.
I am.
You don't want to be put in a bubble?
You made that bubble.
See, you know, because they're going to judge you from this alone, how you are.
But deep down, you might be different, right?
Well, yeah, I'm very, like, down-to-earth and very free spirit.
So this shows the opposite of that, so I'm going to think, okay, one thing in my head.
Liz.
Yeah.
Dumb titties, though.
I mean, hey.
I love them.
Everyone loves them, you know?
I mean, hold on.
Let's be real for a second.
Let's be real.
Do you want to have kids?
I would like to one day, but is it my main thing?
No.
I don't want to force anything that's not meant to be something.
What are you going to subtract having a family for?
What do you mean?
What would you give up?
Because you're saying that it's not that important.
What's the alternative?
Of not having kids?
Yeah.
What are you going to do when you're 50?
Live my best fucking life.
You're 50.
You're living your best life.
What is that?
I mean, I don't have to have kids.
I think, if anything, I'll just adopt.
Dogs and cats?
No, like actual kids.
Like an African kid?
Yeah, I would love to.
Maybe a Cuban kid.
You know the way?
You know the way?
Yeah, please.
I would like to be successful, if anything.
If someone comes along, that would be great.
But if not, then I'll just be successful and get a baby myself.
Nowadays, it's like...
Kidnap one?
No.
Yeah, I don't know.
We don't really need a man anymore, so it's kind of like, yes, it would be nice.
A sperm donor?
Wait, wait.
A sperm donor?
I mean, I don't think I need that.
But you see, that was the problem, right?
Will you be a sperm donor?
No, I'm good.
Yeah, no, I don't like...
You see how you're perpetuating a cycle, right?
If you do raise a kid, it's going to have just a single mom.
I mean, if I really want a kid, but if it's not meant for me to be a mom, then it's not meant for me.
How old are you?
She's 31, man.
There's one egg left in that carton.
You don't want a kid?
I do.
You just don't want to take care of the kid.
No, I was going to get married.
I was engaged.
I was ready for it.
I was ready for the whole thing, but it didn't work out, and I'm not going to force myself, because that's...
Did he push you down the stairs?
No, he was very toxic.
He was an artist.
Wait, so why was it toxic though?
Ah, there's a lot to it, but basically very abusive.
Yo, real quick, who in here wants kids?
Raise your hand.
Are you all wifey material?
You would say?
All of you?
Perfect.
We can play a game.
All the girls think they're right in the chat?
Yeah, that's what they said.
Alright, first we're going to pull up her calculator because I want to see what the chances are here.
Alright, we're going to put your dream man in here, okay?
And we want to see the chances of you finding your guy.
Alright, so what's the minimum age that he's got to be?
Let's run through this.
You.
What?
Yes, this is you.
We're going through you.
We're going to put your dream guy in here.
Oh, what's the minimum age of a guy?
Yeah, for you.
And I would date?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
I would say 26.
Your dream guy.
Okay, and then to oldest.
The oldest would be 50.
Okay.
Okay.
Minimum height.
Six foot.
Has to be like five.
Yeah, like 5'11".
Is this your guy?
Okay, 5'11".
Then you settle with it.
Six.
Okay, race.
Black.
I don't really have a race, really.
Just any.
Any?
You'll date an Indian guy?
Yeah.
A Durga Durga?
Whoever.
I mean, as long as we have a connection.
Korean rights.
I don't care.
We'll give it to her.
I love Indian food.
All right.
Okay.
Highest education level?
Definitely has to have some sort of college.
It doesn't really matter.
Put a bachelor's degree then.
Yeah, it would be nice.
Minimal income per year?
Max.
At least like 70 or 75.
I mean, that's like a decent, you know.
Bare amount of 70k?
75?
75 is decent.
And then, can he be married?
No.
Can he be obese?
No.
I work out all the time.
Okay.
Let's go ahead.
And this comes from the NCVS, National Health Survey, and then also from the CDC. All right!
Only about 0.46% of men meet your requirements.
And this is not even accounting for him being good looking, attractive, charismatic, charming, etc.
So the guy that you're looking for is extremely rare.
I mean, I will say though, my last option is to go to Cuba and just get married with a man there and use him to have a baby.
Are you seriously going to date a guy from Cuba and take him seriously?
Men do that all the time with women.
But women don't do that.
Women don't date down socioeconomically.
Women don't go to third world countries to get third world dick.
If I have money, if I'm rich, and I can have kids, and I can't find anyone here, why not go to Cuba?
Rice and beans and steak.
Would you honestly want to be with a man that you have to support, rationed?
If it comes down to it, fuck it, why not?
Brother.
I don't think you would do that.
I would not like to, but like, yeah.
How about you stay in America?
I'm trying.
I'm saying the last, like, I'm talking about maybe like 37, 38.
Okay.
I think you need to lower your standards is what I think.
I think you need to maybe lower the height and the income a bit and then just kind of take what you can get.
Yeah.
Anyway, who's up next?
We actually had a game to play.
Oh.
You want to show the girls?
Okay.
Before we do that, do you guys have anything for the girls before we do the wife material thing?
No?
Let's play again.
Okay, so all the girls here at the table really think y'all all are wifey material?
Wait, you thought you were wifey material?
I'm wifey material, yes.
You remember when you said that you were gonna drag and beat up a guy in public?
It's not all the time, baby.
Okay, but sometimes?
You know, sometimes, but not all the time, you know?
You gotta be deserving of it.
You gotta deserve it.
Right.
Question, what if I walked around and said I'm the best husband, I'm husband material, but I would, you know, beat up girls every now and then?
Then it ain't gonna work.
Wait a minute.
Well, you can do it, sister?
It depends.
Like, do he deserve the beating?
Yes or no?
Men do fucked up shit.
Okay, what if I said, does the woman deserve the beating?
No.
Because most women listen, and if a woman listens, then why would she get beat?
They listen?
You listen to this?
I listen.
Do you listen?
I do.
I do.
Sometimes, right?
All the time.
You do listen to him when he says, stop hitting me?
Happy husband is a happy wife.
So, discipline.
Wait a minute.
I don't think he's happy when he's getting beat.
Yeah.
Wait, hold on.
I want the other girls.
Are you guys, the other girls here, are you hearing this?
Like, she thinks she's wifey material, but she's going to sometimes beat her husband in public?
Is that not going to sound insane to any of you?
Are any of you going to check this or question it?
Does that make sense?
I mean, I think it's ludicrous, but...
You think it's crazy?
Okay.
It's not okay?
You're a friend.
Are you going to check her to that she thinks she's going to get married and just beat up her husband once in a while?
Like, she's going into a marriage thinking, I'm going to be a domestic abuser sometimes.
And you're not going to go like, maybe you shouldn't think that way.
You're my friend.
I'm going to tell you when you sound dumb.
Keep it 100.
I've never hit a man first.
It doesn't matter.
If he hits me, I'm going to hit you back.
I don't care who you are.
But I've never put my hands on a man first.
It doesn't matter what he did.
I'll cuss you out.
My question was, are you going to tell your friend that that was really dumb?
No.
You tell her.
You feel like it's dumb, you can tell her.
I'm not her friend.
Do you feel like it's dumb?
What you're saying is dumb?
No.
But you're her friend though.
It's her logic.
It's how she thinks.
If she feels like it's right, that's how she thinks.
But it's right to you?
I wouldn't do it.
Oh, so just tell her.
That's her logic.
That's her truth.
Her truth?
You're her friend.
Shouldn't you tell her what's best for her?
I mean, how do we all know what's best for her?
We all have our own reality.
Slapping niggas, hitting niggas is good for you?
Huh?
Is hitting niggas good for you?
If he hits me, I'm going to hit him.
I don't hit anyone first.
I would never hit anyone first.
She just explained that the guy's not hitting her back.
She's going to drag some niggas real quick.
You a bad friend, man.
It's her perception of reality.
Yo, sis, man.
You gonna take out a gun and shoot him?
No, just break up with them.
That's it.
You can't even fix it no more.
So you can hit, but he can't hit.
Got it.
How violent?
I'm not violent.
At all.
Like, you gotta get me to the point.
I'm a Taurus.
It's like...
What does that even mean?
With the horns!
Keep playing, nigga!
What about you?
Yo, would you...
I'm not clowning this, but like...
This is insane!
Because of the time of year you were born, you could go beat people up in public?
No, no.
I'm just saying it takes a lot to get me mad.
What do the stars have to do with you being violent?
I'm not violent all the time.
Sometimes.
If you see me getting violent, then you know you did some fucked up shit.
That's it.
That's my point.
Wait, so, period.
Do you have brothers?
No.
She's a Taurus.
Bro, could you imagine if we walked around like, yo, yeah, I beat girls' asses every now and then.
Men are stronger than women.
Men are stronger.
So why would you hit a nigga who's stronger than you?
It does hurt sometimes.
Yo, by the way, what do you think about that?
Yeah, you're the therapist.
You watch the show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do an intervention.
Well, you want me to be frank, though?
I mean...
No, no, be frank castle tonight.
I don't think anyone should put their hands on anyone because if a man hits you back, I feel like we deserve that because a man is stronger and a man could hit you at any moment that they want to, but they know they can't because they could get arrested, they could get in trouble, but women that hit a man, they kind of play with the law they know they could get away with, and I don't think that's fair.
You're playing with someone that's stronger than you.
If your girlfriend was hitting somebody in public, would you tell her?
I would tell her something because I want the best for her.
She's my friend.
And she represents me.
So if she represents me, I want someone that makes me look good.
Your homeboy has done things that you encourage.
And I tell him.
That's fucked up.
They seem like good friends.
They tell each other the truth.
We've all...
Listen, sometimes when your friend is delusional...
You let them.
Well, I choose the friends in my life.
If I have a friend that's like that, she wouldn't be in my life.
I'm very picky with the friends I have in my life.
Did you just call your friends delusional?
Yeah, she did.
Sometimes, I'm not calling her delusional.
Do you guys get what I'm saying?
You all agree?
That's your friend, girl.
That's crazy.
I'm pretty sure she just calls you delusional.
So basically, if you have a man that you know your friend is talking to and the man doesn't want her, you're going to tell her.
But if you have that type of friend, like, no, he wants me, he wants me, he wants me.
And you're like trying to tell her, but every time you try to tell her, she's not listening to you.
So what can you do?
How long have you guys been friends?
How long have you guys been friends?
You said you would defriend her because she's not listening?
That was easy.
A friend would listen to you, right?
You're supposed to tell your friends how you feel to protect them.
Friends don't even listen to their own parents sometimes, so why would a friend listen to you?
You're choosing the wrong friends.
The friends I have listen to me because I care about them.
So I give them good advice.
They can listen, but that don't mean they're going to do what you're telling them to do.
No, but if I sit down with them and I talk to them and I tell them how I truly feel and I tell them, listen, I care about you as a friend, what do you think about what you're doing?
I'm looking out for you and they see that I care because I'm genuine, then they'll listen.
Their parents care, but do they always listen?
But you're assuming that my friends, they don't listen to their parents.
No, but I'm telling you, I'm telling you, just because you care and you're giving them advice doesn't mean they're gonna listen.
So they can still continue doing the delusional thing.
Oh, delusional.
And just because you're telling them to stop.
But you're proving her point.
You think she's delusional.
No, I'm not talking about her.
I'm just saying in general.
No, we are talking about her.
She's hating guys in public.
I'm not talking about her.
So what delusional friend are you talking about?
I'm talking about delusional friends, period.
So it's not delusional?
If you have a delusional friend, like basically if you have a dude, right, that likes a girl, you can clearly see that girl does not like him.
I tell him every day.
You tell him every day.
You're gonna de-friend him?
You're gonna de-friend him because he's still pursuing the girl?
No, but it's not about de-friend.
It's about saying the right thing.
Exactly.
This doesn't prove your point.
It does.
If you tell her and she does not listen, you're gonna stop being her friend because she does not listen to you?
Yeah, you true smarter friends are people that are better friends.
You're not gonna stop being her friend because she doesn't listen to me.
She's gonna learn on her own time.
Listen, are you telling your friend that it's stupid to beat people in public?
If I tell her and she chooses not to listen, that's her prerogative.
But have you told her?
I never told her.
Okay, that's my point.
When my friends fuck up, I tell them.
That's not the question that you guys have.
That was the question.
I have a question.
Don't men tell each other the truth?
Yes.
Okay, so why do women have a hard time doing that?
I don't have a hard time.
I'm not telling you now.
She tells me right there and then.
Listen, I said I wouldn't hit a man.
If she can choose to listen to me and my advice and not do it, but if she still chooses to do it, I wouldn't hit a man first.
If he hits me, that's different, but I wouldn't do it.
If you feel like your man deserves it, that's your priority.
But if you take my advice, I wouldn't do it.
What do you say to her?
If you deserve it.
Paco!
Pum!
That's her opinion!
It's not all the time though.
That's all I'm trying to say.
Are you guys real friends?
You guys represent each other.
Good question.
Are you guys real friends?
We're two different people.
We're two different people.
What are you two different people?
We're both individuals.
You guys are the same color.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We're two different individuals.
I came out a whole different coochie than me.
We're two different people.
But you said she's your friend.
She's an individual.
I'm an individual.
And we're friends.
We're joints.
Where did you meet?
What do you mean?
What did you meet?
We met on a boat.
I didn't know her at a point in life.
We're two different people.
You're trying to get to her fucking sugar daddies because she probably has better sugar daddies than you.
So that's why you're keeping her around, bro.
I know you're going in circles because what are you talking about?
We're talking about friendships and we're talking about telling her if she's wrong.
I can tell her she's wrong all day, but if she still chooses to do what she wants, I'm not going to stop being her friend.
You don't care about her.
You met her on a fucking boat.
No, you don't.
How?
I don't know.
It wasn't a sugar daddy boat.
I feel like she's like the fun one.
I feel like she's the fun one and she's like the responsible one.
That's true.
That's so true.
You're smart.
How are you calling her responsible when she's not even telling her friend that it's delusional to me?
I can tell my friend so many things, but if she chooses not to listen to me, that's not my sister.
Are they real friends?
Then she never beat up a guy.
Who?
Who me?
First?
First.
Oh, so you did beat up a guy.
If a guy hits me, I'm gonna hit him back.
I mean, if you want to call it that, if you hit, if someone hits you, if a guy hits you, you're gonna hit him back, right?
Sure.
But you've hit that before?
Of course.
Hold on.
I want to do some race realism real quick.
Has any other girls hit guys here?
Hell no.
Have any of the non-black women?
She has.
I've slapped a guy before, yeah.
Oh, Spanish?
And tried to fight him.
Well, she's Cuban, so she's kind of black.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Any of y'all hit a girl?
No.
I love stereotypes.
But I haven't dragged a guy.
I love stereotypes.
Stereotypes, man!
- Hey!
- Hey! - That's insane! - It's not all the time.
- It just so happens, every time, there's the black girls that always be beating niggas up.
- It's not all the black girls.
- It depends.
- It depends.
- It depends on the church.
- Yo, Chris, the blacker the berry, the bigger the fish.
Have you ever hit a woman or have a woman ever hit you?
All right, I'm be honest.
Only in the bedroom.
That doesn't count.
Okay, no, no, no.
Darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Oh, shit.
I mean, shit, man.
B.C. gang in the building.
Okay.
Fucking Durek Mari.
Oh, shit.
Durek Mari.
Oh, shit.
This is a hood, ain't it?
Man, what's up?
I want to join in on this conversation because I see it's nigga time.
You're a nigga.
Yeah, I am a nigga.
Wow.
Big nigga.
Oh, shit.
Y'all like my wave cap?
Big nigga.
You guys like my wave cap?
That is who can hear it, Mari.
Big nigger.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I saw some nicketry going on, so I figured I'd join in. - What's going on?
- Nigga, nigga, nigga.
- Hey, yo, Martin, this a hood, ain't it?
- This a hood, man.
- Hold on, hold on. - What is he?
What?
What is he?
What is he?
Yeah, say.
What do you mean?
No, right now, what is he?
A guy?
No, no.
He just said it earlier.
Oh, no, I don't say it.
I mean, I used to say it in high school because all my friends...
I mean, I'm a Latina.
I'm Cuban, so...
Nah, say it here.
Come on, come on.
But I would never know.
Nah, nah.
Come on, come on.
You guys are funny.
Come on, man.
Try to give me bands.
Come on, man.
I mean...
You got band hair?
No, I don't like...
You are...
They got black people in their family, bro.
- What's up my ninja?
- No, no, no. - Liz, Liz, Liz.
- Wait, what? - What's up my ninja? - What's up my ninja? - Not practice for putting, by the way.
- Real quick though, it's very funny that you admitted to doing a revenge fuck on your boyfriend's best friend, but you're too afraid to say nigga.
Because I know the rules online.
The consequences are insane.
Yeah, I know.
I know what's okay and what's not.
That's definitely not okay.
I'll give you the empath for today.
Yeah.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
Come on, man.
Okay, do we have anything else?
Okay.
Jeff.
These are from before?
Yes.
Okay, I'm going to fly through these.
Vitaly, love you.
Keep your head up.
Been watching you since I was 12.
Vitaly, gonna be the millionaire status of 2025.
We already got the kick deal, baby.
Nice.
Good job.
Why don't you make a TRW website and charge a monthly membership with stuff, workout, diet, network, real estate, dating, and of course, ask girls if they prefer guys that have kids when dating and why.
Nah, man, we're good.
Icy Sideboob goes, Nigga Fresh, stop trying to expose your voice.
If nobody would have said anything, nobody would have known.
Myro followed that girl and you did that AB talking out when you smashed Tom's wife, Joe, my nigga.
Okay.
If you listen for long enough, you'll smell fish.
Okay, you're dead.
Adventurous Brudda goes, Hope this donation goes to Moe.
Thank you for my hater call.
5447 for no money.
Too bad.
MG. Rage quit.
Too much Overwatch, I guess.
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
Okay.
Dietrich, appreciate that.
More?
Shout out to you, bro.
And then we got Freshers of Shamuta goes, Mo, you homeless vampire, what's going on with the weight loss?
And anyways, ratings for Fresh Jamaican Zordon 2.
Damn, that's fucked up.
Oh, shit.
They call their Zordon.
We'll show you right now what he looks like.
They call their Cloudy Mind 4.
Darla from Nemo 3.
Ashiho 4.
Mayahi for Jay Coleslaw to Lizaho for Hakimi's Failure for QFTL. Rate the guess and guess their body count.
Oh, that's for the girls.
Oh, they want to rate the guests.
Okay, that's a new one.
All right, so rate the two guests and then guess their body count, ladies.
Yeah.
One to ten, in attractiveness only.
One to ten.
Ten is extremely, like, top tier.
Wait, you guys are not included?
No, you're the guest.
You're the guest.
Let's talk here.
Let's talk here.
And then body count.
Yeah, and then they guess their body count.
Go ahead.
It's actually interesting.
Girls, come on.
Yeah, go ahead.
Oh, I'm surprised?
Yeah, yeah, you guess.
Him?
Yeah.
Don't hit me.
I give him a seven.
Okay.
And I think his body count is, like, five.
Who?
Him.
Sneeko?
Yeah.
Okay.
An Asian nigga.
Alright.
Meow.
The guy you called meow earlier.
Okay.
Him.
Is that racist?
I can't even tell.
Nigga, yeah.
You said, you call, you stereo.
No.
Yeah, you're beating that in public.
Same energy.
Same.
No.
Wrong.
Wrong one.
No.
Okay.
It's him.
Um.
You keep it real.
You won't hurt their feelings.
Yeah.
Fine.
Five is average.
Yeah.
Stone Cold Russia.
Duh.
I would give him a 7 too.
I feel like I'll say like his body count probably like he seems like a fun dude so he's like out there like I want to say like 30.
Okay.
30.
We'll get the real number after.
Alright what about you?
5 is average.
5 is average.
6 is handsome.
7 is more handsome.
10 is like a whole model.
Rate them and then give the body count number.
Seven.
For who?
Okay, how about from now on, no more sevens.
No more sevens.
He said that six is handsome and...
No, no.
One through ten, but no seven.
Oh, okay.
Guess?
Seven and a half.
I give you, like...
29.
That'd be 30.
Now, Vitaly, rating and body count?
7.5.
What the fuck?
That's wild.
Stop lying.
And...
Or actually...
No, I'll give you 7.5.
You're not going to hurt my feelings.
Come on.
That's not bad.
Hey.
And...
I give you like...
Damn, it ain't that hard, man.
Five hours later.
I'm about to call ice on you.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yo, like, men don't care if you say their body counts higher or lower.
They're not going to care, so give it to us.
They're not women.
Just say it, man.
32.
Okay, cool.
It took her 32 minutes to say 32.
All right, what about you?
I think Sneak was a 10.
We're about to play Fortnite after this.
Alright, what's the body count?
Body count's probably crazy for you though.
So, definitely over 20 plus.
Okay, give us a real number.
That's so broad.
I mean, okay.
Come on, man.
Like...
20 plus could be a thousand.
Maybe like...
28.
Haram!
Alright, and then Vitaly, what's his rating?
Um...
And body count?
A six, because I can't say seven.
Because I feel like seven is good.
Okay.
Body count, probably, like, up there, too.
I don't know.
Just the way you carry yourself.
Yes, Nico, let's walk.
What the fuck?
You still giving me a happy ending, though?
I mean, hey, yo.
What?
No.
Oh, no.
No.
Nico, give him a number.
What's the body count?
Go ahead.
Give us a number.
Mmm, probably like 20s too.
I don't know.
21.
I'll say like 30 actually.
Okay.
Actually, actually, actually, I take that back.
Maybe, like, I think Sneeko's more than you.
Oh, yo, so...
You know he's older, right?
Yeah, so...
It's all good.
Never get a gasp, but good try.
Vitaly, you gotta be triple digits, bro.
It's gotta be like...
We're gonna have them reveal their number at the end.
What the fuck?
You reveal and I'll reveal mine.
Okay, and you said for him, what, 30?
Yeah, you're older than him.
So 30.
Okay.
What about you?
Please be faster than these girls.
Ladies, I see three girls go ahead of you and you're still being a retard.
Like, please give us a number.
Go ahead.
Holy.
Okay, um...
Okay.
I think, like, 8.5.
And then, I think, like, 20.
8.5 is Nico?
Yeah.
Okay, and then body count.
Real quick, why am I not a 10?
This nigga...
Yeah, why?
I don't know.
Okay, nine.
No, no, I'm asking why.
I don't know.
How can I improve?
No, she's like, that's Breeze Man.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah.
That's Breeze Man.
She don't want to interrupt, bro.
Kind of put it down a little notch.
That's Breeze Man, bro.
And then what's the body count?
Body count.
I'm going to say, like, it's no way it's under 20.
Wow.
No offense.
But, like, I just feel like.
Okay.
And, like, 7.5, and I feel like you do have, like, 30.
Wait, wait.
Wait, so you said 30 for Sneeko?
No, 20.
Like, 20.
20.
30 for Vitaly.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
It's the same answers.
It takes them forever to come up with it, too.
It's crazy, bro.
It's crazy, bro.
It's just, like, physical.
Damn, women are retarded.
Bikini bottom.
10 hours later.
Yes, physical.
Go, shoot.
Eight and...
I can't even...
What'd you say?
An eight.
Okay.
An eight.
And...
Six, I guess.
Wow.
And then...
Why are we not tense?
Why?
Well, I don't know you well enough.
Like, I need, like, the extra...
It's off looks, Nico.
Come on, man.
We're just trying to get numbers here, man.
Y'all niggas have their braids operating on overdrive right now.
Wait, how old are both of you?
31.
I'm 25.
Okay.
Today.
Like, 50 and 80.
Okay.
Wait, what's yours?
7.
How old are you?
24.
My bad, 700.
What about you?
The ratings and then what their body counts are?
He blazing, right?
Yeah.
So I'll say like a good 6.5.
He's a little handsome.
And then I'll say 10 from elementary to adulthood.
How old do you think?
I was fucking in fifth grade, what?
Okay, middle school to adulthood.
Sixth grade?
Yeah.
Okay, what's his lifetime body count?
That's not...
Full.
Yeah.
Okay, she's 25.
25, okay.
I feel like he'll be in a commitment.
All right, what about Vitaly?
Vitaly, he's an 8.5.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Handsome white man.
Okay.
Body count?
His body count's like 50 plus, like 55.
Oh, okay.
55, okay.
Hold on, question.
Are you going to be 51?
Or 56, you mean, in this case?
What about you, Miss Cuba?
I would say both of them are a two.
Damn!
Oh shit!
I'm just kidding.
I guess I could say maybe like an eight, eight and a half.
Both?
Yeah, both.
They're cute.
She made us at the same time.
She's done by the threesome.
Wait, wait, wait.
Two guys or two girls?
Two girls.
Like me and another girl.
But anyways, I was in a relationship too, so it was for him.
But yeah, so I would say an 8.5 and then I would say you probably have like a good 30 to 50 and then you probably have like 300 or so.
Wait, who has 300?
I can see you've been there just, you know.
All right, so Vitality has 300, and then, um, Sneeko has how many?
Mamma Mia!
Uh...
Mamma Mia!
30, 250.
Wow!
Okay.
What about you?
This is smarter!
What about you?
Someone kicked the back of the...
Oh, it's out?
Because I can hear my mic.
I got it.
I'll fix it right now.
I got it.
Somebody kick the fucking thing.
A little intermission here.
But so far, so good.
I think the scores are pretty even.
Alright, can we say the next girl?
No, make a error.
Can we switch mics?
Give it a second.
No, no, no.
It's about to be on.
Give it a second.
Bro, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just give it a second.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's almost done.
Bye.
Yeah.
On the bottom one.
Yeah, it's on.
It's on?
Yeah.
It should reboot in a little bit.
Oh, it should be back.
Ladies, say something.
Oh, yeah.
Almost.
Oh, you switched it twice.
Switch it one more time.
Go back.
Go in the back, yeah.
Fucking ass pressure.
alright we We do live, man.
Yep.
So just give it a second and it's going to come right back on.
All right.
Cool.
All right.
Alright.
Mo, just let the people know that it's going to turn back on right now.
They already heard you say that.
They heard me say that?
Oh shit.
We're back.
Sorry about that guys.
Somebody unplug the stage box.
Okay.
We're good, though.
We got you now.
They can hear you.
So where were we?
I'm rating.
So I think they're both handsome.
He has beautiful blue eyes.
You have nice lips.
Nice nose.
I would say an 8 for both of you.
And I would say you have over 100.
Yes, of course.
Sneeko or Vitaly?
Both.
Both of them have over 100.
They have swag, yes.
Okay.
And then, what'd you guess for, Ms.
Cube, what'd you guess for Sneeko again?
30?
Uh, wait, what?
What'd you guess for Sneeko?
30 to 50.
Uh, yeah, 30 to 50.
That's a wide range.
And then you said for Vitaly over 100?
Like 300.
Like 300.
Okay, guys, reveal your numbers to see how right or wrong they were.
You gotta go right after.
Okay, I will reveal it after.
And fresh.
I'm not involved in this, bro.
No, no, no.
This is your show.
Bro, I'm black.
I'm not a guest.
How about, if I answer, Chris got a step on the scale.
Oh!
Deal.
No, deal.
Go ahead, Snakeo.
Reveal your number and then Vitaly YouTube.
I don't know what it is, to be honest.
I really don't know.
Come on.
Give us an approximate, nigga.
You go.
Come on.
Approximate.
It's a rain.
Vitaly, what do you think yours is?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You.
I'm not sure.
You.
You're a guest.
I'm not sure, man.
Sniggle's a man of God.
Approximate for us.
We want to know.
See, as a Muslim, we don't confess our sins.
Bye.
That's cool.
It's quite a bit.
A lot of ladies were underestimating, but, you know, that's the old me.
Is it over 200?
No.
It's over 100.
120?
110?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm being honest.
Under 150?
I'm not sure.
Whatever.
Stop counting.
What about you, Batali?
What's your number?
Me?
Over 1,000?
Over a thousand?
No way.
Y'all have to bump those.
It's crazy.
See, we knew it.
No, for real?
Over a thousand?
No.
Nah.
I can see that though.
I'm just kidding.
You think it's over 300?
Yeah.
Over five?
Bro, I don't know.
I was thinking about that.
Around five?
No.
Roughly?
Four?
We'll meet in the middle, yeah.
Yo, he's a Russian hitman.
Wait, so Liz, you slept with the rapper called Gawana?
Niggas found it.
No, that was Lele's husband.
No.
No, I mean, I've met him, but no.
All right, all right, all right.
Okay.
Okay, niggas doing their research.
They're trying, they're trying.
So, four to five hundred for Vitaly, and then, okay, all right, fair enough.
There's your numbers.
Okay, Myron, look at you dodging.
Well, what are you, man?
He's ready to go to the chats?
Come on.
All right, before, we'll make this fun.
What do you think it is, ladies?
We'll start with you.
Just give me a quick number.
What do you think it is?
300.
No, I watch your shit.
400.
Damn.
What about you?
What do you think it is?
What was the question?
What do you think my body count is?
Body count.
Whose body count?
Mine.
Oh, yours?
Yes.
I would say like 130.
Okay, that's very specific.
What about you?
Are you based in Miami?
Yes.
Okay, so I'll say 500.
Goddamn.
What about you?
Wow.
250.
What the fuck?
I'm 300.
God damn.
Why y'all?
Because you said that in the range right there.
Bro, Marit.
Bro, Marit.
Y'all give them 30 and shit like before.
What the fuck is this?
But now we know their answers.
They're going so fast, Marit.
But now we know their answers.
So you're definitely up there.
So you, wait, you're going, so you're judging me off of that?
What?
What the fuck is this?
This is some bullshit, man.
Alright, whatever, okay.
200.
200?
I've watched your podcast, like, 300.
Oh, shit.
Come on, man.
75.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
Yo, Marv, come on.
Wait, you've said it?
What made you say 300?
He said thank you!
I feel like you said it in a clip.
You were, like, saying you got hundreds of bodies.
He's about to say thank you!
What was that, Chris?
He said thank you!
Who said thank you?
You!
Oh, yeah, yeah, 75!
Someone looks at me as a human.
It's $4.79.
You're like a serial killer.
What's the prize?
Do you keep their fingernails in a jar?
No.
I document everything.
You document it?
Who said 400?
Nigga, you don't know what I used to do for work, right?
Yeah, I know.
You check it off.
You have a kill count like Jeff Bundy?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I just document everything, man.
I used to work for law enforcement.
Wait, to be honest.
Do you know how many gave you head and how many gave you just pussy?
I only count pussy.
I don't count both.
But I do have a little...
Do you have a blowjob list, too?
Yeah.
I know off the top of my head, roughly.
Because I don't like BJ's that much.
Why?
Like, I don't need it.
I don't need a BJ. I want to point something out.
If it happens, it happens.
I'm not like, yo, I need head right now.
I don't need that shit.
Wait a second, wait a second.
Where the fuck is Fresh?
He's not that dark.
I swear, he didn't disappear.
Fresh is donating to the church right now.
Elfresh, bro.
It's not like...
BJ's like, there's no...
If it happens, cool, but I'm not over here like, I need a blowjob.
I need it.
I don't give a shit.
If it happens, great.
If it doesn't, I'm like, whatever.
You can't get AIDS from a blowjob, though.
Maybe you just don't like to accept the pleasure.
Wait, wait, wait.
Girls, uh, raise your hand if you give Maren a blowjob.
What?
What the?
Chris, what's wrong with you, bro?
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't answer that shit.
Don't answer this.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess where's the henny meter?
Man.
Alright, let me just go back to the chats.
Just let your Fresh ran out of here.
Just ran.
Just ran, bro.
The buddy cow shit.
He just ran.
No, hey.
When Fresh isn't here, man.
I turn up, man.
We deserve an L Fresh spam in the chat.
That's unbelievable, bro.
Ladies, women are AK in paintings and so men want a timepiece something...
What the fuck?
Wait, real quick before you read the chat.
Fresh, it's your turn.
Barfum.
Unbelievable.
Fresh is over a thousand.
Unbelievable.
Fresh was donating to the church.
Huh?
Can I ask something to guys?
With all due respect, do you guys not think about diseases?
I got tested three weeks ago.
We're Gucci.
Do you guys just get tested all the time?
I feel like there's a very wide range of possibilities.
You just think a pillow goes away.
I mean, it's been a while since I was, like, doing that actively, but, like, AIDS is a gay thing, and then other than that, like, there's just, you know, it's just antibiotics.
Or, like, uh...
Or shots in the butt, right?
I've just gotten this most of the time.
Wait, be honest, wait, therapist, you're using condoms for real?
Yeah, why not?
We're in Miami.
Bro, shit.
Yeah?
You know what?
I believe it, bro.
Is no one using?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
It's like 2012 type thing.
I believe it, bro.
Yeah.
I still can't believe Mari said thank you, bro.
Well, I am, man.
75, thank you.
She didn't objectify me.
Like the rest of these girls objectified me immediately.
479 is wild, bro.
I'm 33, I'm old.
How many guys?
4.79, yeah.
Ladies, women are akin to paintings.
It's so bad to want a timepiece.
Something original that can be replicated.
Not knickknacks one can pick up at the community fair.
Some belong in our minds and hearts are memorable.
The rest you can find anywhere.
Okay, fair enough.
Cool.
And then, yo, we got to close out here soon, right, Chris?
Yes.
All right, guys.
Because we got some other guests in here.
We can't, you know, keep them here forever.
Panchito, a.k.a.
Francisco, goes, the Avengers have assembled tonight.
Vitaly, you're the OG, W's Nico.
And, of course, Rex FNF for the best show, Orale.
Thank you.
Thanks, man.
Talk to you.
Detach goes, ratings for these chlamydia STD haramis from Ricky Bell.
Okay, fresh.
Bruce Leroy, Myron, Dominique Fishback for College.4, Ni Hai Ke Lan 5.
Ni Hai Lan?
Wow.
Peach Outfit 7.
Madam Web 7.
Naomi from WWE 5.
Big Bob Wannabe Selena 5.
Jasmine Aladdin Myron Wife 7.
Okay.
Okay.
Thanks.
From WWE. Jonathan Sparks.
Fuck these hoes.
They bred serial killers.
Now, what?
Where are we at here?
Listen to the new Tom McDonald featuring Ben Shapiro song.
Yeah, that song is so cringe, dude.
Ben Shapiro's rapping now.
What?
He's rapping about bombing civilians in Gaza.
Wow.
Really?
Yeah, he is.
Yeah.
What?
Nice.
That's your bud shot.
Anything else?
Is that right?
Okay.
Okay, Vitality and Sneakle rate the ladies and ladies rate y'all back.
We did the ladies rating them.
Do you guys want to do that?
I'll move on.
I'm good.
Because we're tight on time here, guys.
And all the girls think they're 10s anyway.
I ran into you at the gym in Vegas a few weeks ago.
I said, may God bless you and that I'm a huge fan of your vids.
Me seeing you here again is God proving to you that he is real and has always supported you.
Give me a hell yeah if you remember me.
Hell yeah.
Jesus is king.
Alhamdulillah.
What's funny, Myron?
Used to catch...
Pedals.
Oh, pedals.
Yeah, I did used to catch pedals.
Yeah, back in the day.
Mo, the hardest decision of your day always comes down to this.
Put the cookies down and get in the gym.
Chris, take your boy with you before it gets worse.
Yo!
Do a stream, Catching Pedals.
Both you guys.
Oh, you're good at it, too.
Yeah, that would be legit, bro.
You did it for a living.
Yeah, do it.
I did, yeah.
We actually did, yeah.
I arrested many pedophiles.
Yeah, do it.
Back in the day.
You made them yourself?
No.
No, we had undercovers.
They would talk to them, and then I'd be on the arrest team.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That'd be funny, bro.
FBI, open up!
I can tell you actually how to properly talk to the pervert too and get the evidence and shit.
Alright, Myron Bin Laden.
I still got friends over at the FBI and at Homeland.
So we can push a federal if you want.
Get the rocks.
These Sharmutas are for the streets.
Please pray for Allah for forgiveness.
Doubt he will forgive you, but it's worth a try.
Cover up.
Okay, and then Charles Mai.
Ladies, if someone were to offer you money to have sex, how much would they have to offer you for you to consider it?
So, uh, try to say and do it, man.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
We can do it in the future, for sure.
I mean, yeah.
You should do those kinds of cases, so why not?
Women are all the same.
If they see you in a sexual way, first sight attraction, they will fuck same night if they want to get to know you, potential boyfriend, because they like you the first month BS is applied.
Oh, this is from before.
Early.
Bottom line, they all hoes just want to hide it better than others.
Okay.
Moe, you be looking like this when the girls surround you.
Grape Kool-Aid man, okay?
Kool-Aid!
If two years ago we would have split Moe in half, you'll still end up with two obese motherfuckers.
Goddamn, bro.
Yeah, I'm roasting Moe.
Girl in the red dress got that 304 curse marked place by...
Hiroshima?
Hiroshima, I think he meant something.
No, Hiroshima for Naruto.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, because of the tattoo on her right shoulder.
Yeah, okay.
Yo Vitaly, good seeing you back in the spotlight.
I grew up watching you back when you used to lick Nutella off girls' ass.
I remember that.
People forget about your legendary 2014 World Cup streak.
Are you banned from the World Cup?
Yeah, I'm banned from every stadium in the world.
Every stadium?
Every stadium.
But they can't stop the fake passwords in disguise.
There you go.
Raw dog.
Okay.
This is the treatment a black girl can expect from dating a white man.
Get back in the kitchen.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wow.
How did you find that?
Is that Batman?
Yeah, it's from Batman.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a meme.
Vitaly and Myron catch predators.
Make it happen.
We need to see Myron's fed side live.
See?
I agree, bro.
That'll be good content.
Alright, we'll fucking do it, man.
And these were early.
Yeah, we'll do it.
Vitaly, if he's down, we can do it.
I'm down.
I'll bring my professional experience.
Hell yeah.
Cigarettes and vagina have a lot in common.
If you think about it, both give you bad breath, throat cancer, and burn your house down if you don't dispose of them correctly.
WFNFW, Vitaly, El Horse.
Dale!
What the?
Sneak on Fresh.
Can I send y'all a YouTube channel?
It's Breakdown, the Bible in Depth.
I haven't seen anyone be able to do this, so if I can get your ads, by the way, first SC screen name.
Love the show.
Y'all the goats.
Send that video in my Discord.
Shout out to you, bro.
Shooter.
Long live gaming.
Not only should we repeal the 19th, but after that last after hours, I'm starting to think we should take away these 304's First Amendment as well.
Holy.
Real quick.
How many ladies in the panel know what the 19th Amendment is?
Isn't it the right to vote for women?
Who agrees with her or disagrees with her?
Who agrees?
Who's not sure?
This is why women shouldn't vote, man.
There you go.
What's up, freshman?
You continue to platform the best collabs.
Nobody else doing this.
Vitaly, an absolute legend, a sneaker, a filmmaker, and top creator in space.
Everybody asking for a Catch a Predator collab.
All right, we'll do it.
Okay.
I'll talk with Vitaly after.
We'll make it happen, guys.
That'll be the first time a former federal agent is doing a Catch a Pedophile thing.
It'll go viral, actually.
No, we're actually going to do it.
This is not going to go nowhere.
We're going to do it.
We'll do it.
We'll be back on a date.
All right.
Vitalia Zago would love to see you in the sky again.
Question.
I've heard many women say their mother was their first bully.
Do any of the ladies agree with that statement?
If so, why?
No.
I don't know if we have time for that, man.
Yeah.
And then two more here.
Jason Ty goes, Controversial Take Ladies.
The reason why we men are so terrible is because we believe you are easily manipulated.
Men don't get tricked or manipulated into cheating.
That's true.
We just fuck because we want to.
Well, I would say, yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
You know, IRS 365.
A question for the ladies.
A man was born on April 20th, 1889 in Austria.
He grew up to be an influential leader in 1933.
Invaded Poland in 1939.
He also had the greatest mustache in history.
Who is it?
Does anyone know who it is?
Abraham Lincoln.
She's Abraham Lincoln.
Abraham Lincoln.
He didn't even have a mustache, he had a goatee.
Abraham Lincoln, you said?
Yeah.
Wait, none of y'all know?
Myron, please move on, please.
We're safe, nigga.
They don't know.
Myron, please.
We're safe.
They don't know.
Nobody know.
No, no, no.
That's not even like a controversial.
That's like a really historical question.
We got almost 40,000 niggas in here.
Can you name three countries?
United States.
Besides United States.
Here's a caveat.
You can't name the US, Mexico, or Canada.
Why?
And whatever she says, you can't repeat.
Facts.
Anything else other than those three?
You can't repeat whatever they said.
I can name two.
Asia and China.
Asia, China.
You can name one more country.
One more.
Country.
Yeah.
Asia, China.
Is Afghanistan considered a country?
It is considered a country.
Bro, I thought those readers were fake.
No, they're real.
They're real.
Before you continue, you know China's in Asia.
Asia's a continent.
It's not a country.
Okay.
Alright, who's up next?
Three countries.
Three countries.
Come on, you must know.
Guamala and Italy.
Alright.
Okay.
What about you?
Don't know.
Forget about it!
I sucked at geography.
No, you got three.
I trust you.
Three countries, come on.
Three?
Yeah, you got it.
This is the earth.
You're representing me right now.
Okay.
Uh, China?
China.
Well, she already said China.
I have to do three other ones.
Don't you want to travel somewhere?
What country do you want to travel to?
Thank you.
Okay.
What do you want to go?
Two more.
Who else?
I don't know.
Not on the spot.
You got it.
10 hours later.
Indonesia?
One more.
Not Mexico.
I don't know.
You got one more.
A country.
A country.
You make his ego look bad.
War.
You got it for love speech.
Oh, Palestine?
Okay.
Fair enough.
This guy.
I gave her a hit.
I gave her a hit.
Hey, man.
Okay, what about you?
Turkey.
Turkey.
Okay.
Oregon.
Oregon.
One more question.
Mississippi.
Real quick, who's the president of Mississippi?
I don't even know.
What's the capital of Oregon?
Next question!
This is real!
This is real, it's life!
I want to get a passport so I can go to Mississippi.
What about you?
Those are both states, by the way.
India?
India is a country, yes.
North Korea?
North Korea, okay.
I like that.
She's smart.
She's smart.
She knows three countries, man.
Yeah, there you go.
What about you?
Come on, when you drag him, what country are you going to drag him to?
You're going to beat him up all the way to which country?
Haiti.
Haiti?
Yes, sir.
And then what?
China.
I already said China.
Okay, Vietnamese, Vietnam.
Okay, Vietnamese?
And Guatemala.
I already said Guatemala.
Okay, Honduras.
Okay.
That's where I'm from.
W. Haiti, facts.
What about you?
I would say...
Cuba, Japan, and Australia.
Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil.
Argentina.
Belgium, Germany, I don't know.
Who said Palestine?
Shout out to you.
She said Israel.
I would say we don't count that.
That's a state, technically.
My ring.
My ring.
So ladies, don't say you a model if you ain't been in vogue.
Fun fact, Mr.
Chigger, over here has been in vogue knowing this would, your rating change?
He's calling me Chigger because I'm a Chinese.
Black and Chinese.
Okay.
Alright, let's get the ladies' last thoughts.
Ladies, how's the show for you?
Hate it, love it.
What do you think?
I love it.
I'm learning a lot.
That's why I'm very quiet and I like to just observe.
How'd you find the show in the first place?
Translation, these bitches are retarded.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, no, no.
How'd you find the show?
Very informative.
You guys gave us the space to speak and to voice our opinions.
No, how'd you find it in the first place?
How did I find it?
Oh, sorry, I didn't hear you.
I found it on Instagram.
Okay.
Yeah, Algorithms.
Thank you for coming.
What about you?
Well, I guess it's been pretty good.
Very interesting.
Very interesting, you know, people.
Are you going to lower your standards?
No, absolutely not.
We appreciate the honesty.
A little bit too honest.
But thank you.
What about you?
What was the question again?
My bad.
Nigga!
What do you think of the show?
Oh, I had a great time.
I'm just kidding.
I had a great time, y'all.
Honestly, it was a nice meeting.
The guests?
The guests.
Wait, wait, hold on.
You stupid.
What are their names?
Yen Dome?
Yen Dome?
Yo, she thinks her name is Van Dome and lives.
That's a club.
I live under a rock, okay?
But it was nice meeting you guys and hearing your opinions.
You're still even close to what his name is.
But yeah, how I found you guys was from Lyrical Detox.
Shout out to him.
Detox in the house?
Right here.
Shout out to him.
Thank you Magic City in Atlanta.
What about you?
I don't know.
I had fun.
What did you learn?
What did I learn?
Nope!
To each their own, I guess.
I don't know.
Chinese farmers!
I don't know my geography, also.
Fortune cookie?
Yeah, I don't know.
Great.
Lovely.
What about you?
It was good.
I learned a lot from different perspectives of guys, I guess.
You learned Mississippi and Oregon aren't countries?
Okay.
You stupid.
I was thinking of states.
I was thinking of states with that.
Everybody said countries, well, kind of, before you.
Yeah, but in my head, I was thinking states.
You stupid.
That's my excuse.
That's my excuse.
That's a bad excuse.
Yeah, bro.
Wow.
You stupid.
Alright, what about you?
It was fun.
This is fun.
And I learned someone's body count.
Hold on, question.
Yeah, nice shot behind.
Knowing that now, will you give them a chance?
Yep.
Maybe.
I don't know.
It's really intimidating.
What's yours though?
Because you were in the bathroom when we were talking about it.
So what's yours?
Have a great evening.
What about you?
Come on, nigga.
Answer the question, man.
Come on, man.
Bro, come on, man.
People want to know, man.
Fresh is a man of God.
You what?!
I had a lot of fun on the show.
I liked hearing all the different perspectives.
And I heard about the show through Abby.
Okay.
Are you going to call the feds on your friends anymore?
Yep.
That was a mistake.
A mistake?
No.
Your fingers didn't accidentally call ice.
You have to look that number up, too.
It ain't easy.
I know, because I used to get the tip line leads when I was an intern.
Did you call ice on someone, too?
I used to work for ice.
Maybe I called you.
You call the hotline and then the leads come to us.
That's how it went.
But that's actually pretty funny.
Because I know you had to put in some work to find that number.
She really wanted that bitch gone, bro.
I'll tell you that.
If niggas call ice on you, they want you gone.
Alright, what about you?
I had fun.
I loved to debate.
Because I love to debate.
And it was great.
I loved the different perspectives.
Well, we were debating.
I know what y'all were saying.
Yeah.
So basically, yeah.
I had fun.
Shout out to Natas for inviting me.
And we lit.
We had a good time.
We lit.
The different perspectives being one of us thinks that you shouldn't beat men in public.
Oh my gosh.
Let it rest.
Please.
Please.
That was easy.
Where can I find you guys?
Go ahead, Vitaly.
Kick.com slash Vitaly.
Hold on, what's next for you?
What's next for me?
I'm going to ship back the immigrants.
And what else?
Just taking over Kick.
Bro, the king is back.
I'm going to ship up the world.
Welcome back.
Thank you.
What are you going to say in LA and why not Miami?
Why?
Yeah, why not Miami?
I'm going to LA for a collab, so I'm going to go to Adam 22's.
Okay.
And then come back to Miami.
That shit's just Adam?
Huh?
What else you got lined up in LA? Oh, a lot.
A lot.
You didn't want to leak anything?
He can't say it.
He can't say it right now.
Surprise.
Guest surprises.
Okay.
But I'm not going to be in LA long.
I live in Miami.
Oh, you don't?
So, yeah.
You still have that mansion?
No.
No, no, no.
We're getting bigger things.
We'll have Vitaly back to do a one-on-one interview so you guys can hear his story.
I'll do a pedophile catching stream with him as well.
I think that'll be hilarious for y'all.
You guys will enjoy that.
And yeah, go check him out, guys.
Sneeko, what about you?
Yeah, rumble.com slash sneeko.
Bam.
Cool.
You guys know?
Yeah, oh, active income.
Yeah, active income.
We need clippers.
So this guy, everybody in who is watching this right now, if you want to make some money, start clipping up the stream.
Post it on different platforms.
I would say the best platform right now is Instagram Reels.
It's bumping right now.
Those are getting a lot of views.
TikTok, the censorship is really strong.
How are your clippers doing on TikTok and everything?
They're killing it, bro.
I can't even scroll through TikTok without seeing it.
Yeah, I heard that you're killing it on TikTok right now.
But yeah, YouTube, Shorts, Twitter.
Instagram?
Instagram Reels is destroying right now.
Yeah, because I keep getting banned from TikTok.
It's my, like, eighth account.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, bro.
TikTok censorship is crazy.
Cross-post everything that your Clippers are doing on TikTok.
Unless your girl's shaking your ass.
Shout out to Vital Clips.
You're going to get censored.
I'm sorry.
I've seen a lot of his stuff.
It's crazy, bro.
He should be duplicating everything he's doing on TikTok and Instagram Reels.
And YouTube Shorts.
Yeah, YouTube Shorts is a lot of censorship, but IG Reels is just good right now.
I'll take that as a...
Actually, you know what?
Real quick.
FouseyTube.
What's up?
I'll box him.
Thoughts on him.
You box him?
No, no.
I wish him the best.
I wish him help.
I actually want to help him, but he's such a dark place right now that I don't know.
You can't get a hold of him.
But us as a duo on kick.
That's going to go up.
That's going to go crazy.
I want to see that.
Shout out to Fousey.
I hope you get better.
And I wish you nothing but the best.
And let's squash it and make history.
That's love, man.
Nice.
MashaAllah.
Great.
Y'all heard it here.
Hey, um...
Last one?
Last one?
Okay, I'm only 25.
I had a body count of 13.
I feel ashamed.
W. Vitale, I fucking love you.
No homo.
I've been there since the start.
Yeah, guys, go check him out.
Support him now on Kick, guys.
Okay?
Guys, hope you guys enjoyed the show, man.
All the girls' Instagrams are below, so go ahead and send them a dick pic.
I'm sure they'd enjoy it.
Go follow Vitale on Kick, guys, and also go ahead and check out Sneeko on Rumble, guys.
We love y'all.
We'll be back on Monday for Money Monday with y'all.
Johnny Miguel?
Yeah, Charlie and Miguel, we're going to talk about crypto in more detail.
And we'll have another Q&A based on crypto and give you guys the real deal on what's going on with interest rates and everything else going on.