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Jan. 9, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
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They Said They Are Wifey Material So We Gave Them A Wife Test!
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Thank you.
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You don't got to put them on in here.
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What's up, guys?
Welcome to Fresh and Fit.
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What was that?
P-Hub.
Not true.
No?
Damn.
And also, guys, check us out on Castle Club if you guys want to see pre-stream content, IRL streams, when we travel, stuff like that.
Check us out over there on CastleClub.tv.
And yeah, man, other than that, oh, and then check me out on Twitter, guys, Unplugged FedEx, man.
We're almost at 70,000 followers on there, man.
I just made it in November, so we're almost there at 100k, man.
Once we hit 100k, I'll probably make a community.
I know a lot of you guys have been asking me, yo, make a Twitter community and all that other crap.
I will, but once we hit 100k.
So follow me on Twitter over there, and we'll go ahead and hit that 100k, and then I will go ahead and make the community.
I'll be in there, talk with y'all, and we can say all the crazy shit that we want to say on there because it's not some other platforms.
Also, Fresh?
If you guys want to see vlogs, man, outside the studio, lifestyle vlogs as well, go check out the vlog channel.
Drop a vlog every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, just to be exact.
So check it out, man.
Check out the vlogs.
Good stuff.
Oh, and then also, guys, check me out on FedReacts.
You guys know I have a whole other YouTube channel where I talk about true crime.
Yesterday we talked about Jeffrey Epstein and his client, listen, we also covered...
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we went deep.
I had to do most of it on Rumble, to be honest with y'all, with Ryan, but we covered why he was...
Excuse me.
Why he did what he did, you know, compromising certain individuals in the U.S. government and, you know, politicians and...
Celebrities, etc.
So yeah, we talk about that in detail, man.
37 minutes of it is on YouTube where I go over his criminal case that the FBI did, but then I go into way more detail with what he was doing with a certain agency from a certain country that won't be named since we're on YouTube.
And we talk about that over there on Rumble.
So go check me out on FedReacts as well on YouTube and on Rumble.
And then Chris.
Yeah, so ciao.
We have a show tonight.
We're in the chat.
I'm saying catfish panel, mid panel.
Guys, enjoy the show.
Roast the girls.
I don't give a fuck.
But other than that, ladies, send me a DM Aaron C. Parkson on IG. Make sure if you want to go on to the show.
Listen, ladies, I don't know what we're doing six months down the line.
Please don't DM me saying I'm in Miami in July.
I don't give a fuck because I don't know what we're doing on that time.
It'll be canceled.
What the fuck, you know?
And also, too, once again, ladies, do not send me a paragraph.
Send me a picture.
Don't leave a page on private.
I need to see photos.
And let's make it happen.
Shout out to the Mercy Gang.
All right.
The hand taps are...
Anyhow, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what we do for a living, dating status, and we're going to start right here.
Welcome to the show.
Hey, y'all!
My name is Sarah.
I'm 20 years old.
Where are you from?
I'm from Fort Myers, Florida.
Okay.
And I work as a nursing assistant at a hospital.
Wait, nurse?
Nursing assistant.
Nursing assistant.
Same thing, man.
Same thing, man.
Almost there.
Almost there.
Okay.
Three or four on training, man.
All right.
What's your highest education level completed?
A high school diploma.
High school.
Are you in college now?
Yes.
Okay.
Pursuing nursing?
Not nursing, but yes, eventually.
Okay.
I'm in psych right now.
Okay.
And then relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
Yes.
They've been married for, what, 20-plus years?
Yeah, 20-plus.
All right.
And then are you in birth control?
No.
And then what's your, like, background?
Are your parents from?
They're Haitian.
Haitian?
Okay.
Yes, sir!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
All right.
What about you?
My name is Mariel.
I'm from Cape Coral.
I'm 21.
I'm a part-time college student, majoring in marketing.
I do e-commerce, so I'm in dropshipping.
My parents are together.
Yes, they are.
20 plus years.
What else was there?
So you said you do e-com and dropshipping, and then you're in school as well?
Are you a full-time student or part-time?
Part-time.
Okay.
What's your major in school?
Marketing.
Okay.
Alright.
And then, relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
Are your parents together, you said?
Yes, right?
Yes, they are.
20 plus years as well?
Yep.
Birth control?
Nope.
Body count?
Five.
Stop the cast!
That was on point!
Alright.
Okay.
Multiply by three.
Divided by five.
Alright, what about you?
My name's Rachel.
I'm 24.
I'm a realtor.
I do pre-construction real estate.
Where are you originally from?
I was raised in Ottawa.
I just moved from Toronto.
Okay.
How long have you been here now?
About a year.
Okay.
One year.
Do you live in Miami now?
I live in Fort Lauderdale.
Okay.
But originally from Canada.
Yes.
Oh, I forgot.
What's your background?
I'm Puerto Rican and Venezuelan.
Oh, hell no.
You said that last time.
Best combo.
What about you?
I know you're Canadian nationality, but what's your roots?
My mom's Filipino and my dad's Irish.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, so you said 24 realtor.
Do you have dual citizenship or no?
No.
No?
Okay.
And you're a realtor registered in Florida?
No, I'm registered in Toronto.
But I sell new construction exclusively, so they can pay my Canadian brokerage.
Okay, so you still work, like, you, if I understand this, you still work for your Canadian realtor company, but you just live here?
Yes, yeah.
Oh, you do everything online, pretty much?
Like, let's say you wanted to buy a condo.
I could sell you a condo.
The builder would just have to pay out my Canadian brokerage.
Gotcha.
Okay.
All right, so you live in the United States, but you actually work in Canada?
Yes.
Because you do everything digitally?
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
I have my associates in hospitality and hotel operations.
Did you get that in Canada or here?
Okay.
Relationship status?
I'm in a relationship.
Okay.
How long have you been together?
Almost two years.
Is he here in the States or back in Canada?
He's here.
Okay.
That's why you moved, I'm guessing?
I wanted to move before we met anyway, so then, yeah, it ended up.
He was convenient, so she made a switch.
Oh, shit.
Who said that?
Just saying, man.
Makes sense, brother.
So you guys live together in Fort Lauderdale, I'm guessing?
We don't.
We don't live together.
Is he in Fort Lauderdale, too?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Are your parents still together?
Yeah.
Okay.
How long have they been married?
Oh, 30 years?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Are you on birth control?
No.
All right.
Cool.
Well, she's half Filipino, so...
She came with a plan.
W. Daria.
What?
Hold on.
One second.
One second, bro.
What's going on, Chris?
What?
No, no.
Oh, oh.
No.
Damn.
I'm Kathy Ashley.
Dudes in the chat, man.
Y'all don't fucking-- you guys are on it, man.
You're frozen.
Don't freeze like that.
No, no.
She froze.
No.
Nerd.
All right.
All right.
What's your name?
My name is Svetlana.
Svetlana?
Svetlana or Svetlana?
Svetlana.
Where are you from Svetlana?
I'm from Russia.
Mother Russia.
Yeah, I'm 30 years old.
30?
Yeah.
And you're from Russia.
What do you do for work?
I have a graphic design agency.
Okay.
How long have you been here in America now?
Three months.
Oh shit, okay.
So you live in Miami now?
Yeah, I'm living in Miami.
Are you in Miami or Sunny Isles?
Miami.
Downtown.
Downtown, okay.
Far from the herd.
Most of the Russians are in Sunny Isles.
Sunny Isles, yeah.
Okay, so you have a graphic design company.
All right.
Highest education level completed?
Master's degree.
Okay.
You got that back in Russia or here?
No, in Italy.
Okay.
Where'd you go in Italy?
In Milan.
I'm sorry?
I was studying in Milan.
Milan.
Okay.
Cool.
All right.
How many languages do you speak then?
Two languages.
Just Russian and English.
Okay.
You don't know any Italian or anything?
No, I don't know.
I was studying in English.
We had the international class.
Okay.
Can you speak Ukrainian too?
Or no?
No, I'm not Ukrainian.
I'm Russian.
Okay.
But isn't Ukrainian and Russian very similar?
Yeah, they're similar, but still different.
Yeah.
Okay.
Pretty good English, by the way.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Are you in a relationship or single or...
I'm single.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
Sorry?
Are your parents still together?
No, my father passed away.
I'm sorry.
Were they together before he passed away?
Yeah.
Okay, so your mom is widowed.
Are you on birth control?
No.
Okay, cool.
Hence the name Mother Russia.
What part of Russia are you from?
Yakuterenburg.
I guess you don't know that place.
What's it called?
Yakuterenburg.
I'm from Moscow.
Well, how far is it from Moscow?
It's like two hours flight.
Oh, two hours flight?
Yeah, it's Ural.
So it's in the middle from Siberia and Moscow.
Okay, in between Siberia and Moscow.
Say it one more time.
Yekaterinburg.
Yekaterinburg.
Sounds like a Viking town.
I like that.
Now this city is more famous, thanks to me.
Okay, there you go.
Now everyone's going to look it up on the maps.
Like where?
They can spell it.
Yekaterinburg.
Alright, what about you?
Carrie Mae.
What's your social while we're at it?
Carrie, how old are you?
21.
Where are you from?
North Fort Myers, Florida.
Okay, from Fort Myers as well.
Are you guys friends?
Yes.
Well, that's fam right there.
Okay.
What's your racial background too?
Dominican, Haitian, Italian, actually.
Okay.
Actually.
Who's the Haitian one in the family and Dominican?
Haitian, Dominican mom, Italian dad.
Okay.
Oh, so your dad's white?
Yeah.
Okay, the other way around.
Okay, the other way around.
Shout out to Casey at the back, by the way.
With some new hair, by the way.
Shout out to you, man.
Congrats.
Okay, so your dad is Italian, mom is Dominican and Haitian.
Fort Myers, what do you do for her?
Home Depot.
Home Depot.
Shout out to that.
You're going to start somewhere.
I also am in the process of acting and modeling.
I have an agency.
Better than OnlyFans, I'll tell you that.
That's way more respectable.
That's how it starts.
Home Depot.
I've had OnlyFans.
Oh, you have?
Where's it now?
I wanted to make it with my ex, but that didn't work out.
So it's just kind of there, but I don't use it.
Where's your ex now?
I don't know.
Like I said, I'm gone.
I'm out of here.
Okay.
Okay, so Home Depot modeling and then relationship status.
Single now, I guess?
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, are y'all still together?
No.
I'm talking to somebody.
Okay.
How long y'all been chatting?
Three months, roughly.
Why hasn't he committed?
That's a great question.
Okay.
You think if you asked him out, he would say yeah?
Never can be too sure, but I would hope so.
Damn.
Yo, my nigga said, why buy the milk?
I can get it for free.
All right.
I'm just kidding.
All right.
Are your parents still together?
Yes.
Alright.
Nice.
Birth control?
No.
Body count?
Six.
Stop the cat!
Pretty clever.
Alright.
And what about you?
Welcome back.
Thank you.
My name's Kyria.
I'm 20.
I'm an office manager, and I also do home and cleaning content.
I'm engaged.
My parents are still together.
They've been married for 18 years, and I'm not on birth control.
Oh, and I have done some college.
Okay, anybody count?
Four.
Okay.
Hold on, I'm like filling in stuff from what you said.
Wait, you said four or four?
I don't know what he said.
Wait, so you said Caria at 20, where are you originally from?
I grew up in Plantation, Florida, and then I lived in New York for three years, but now I live in Pompano Beach.
Okay.
You said you're an office manager.
In the hood, ain't it?
No, it's getting better.
No, by Delray.
I'll tell you this, man.
They revamped it.
Yeah, it does.
There's parts of it that's the hood or whatever.
I got a house up there.
It's going up in value.
It's going up.
The house up there?
Yeah, I bought it.
I told you this.
Oh, nice.
I didn't even know.
You knew.
I didn't know.
Pompano?
Yeah.
It's a single family.
Good job, man.
You know this.
Helping the less fortunate.
I did a show on it.
You're actually popping up.
Yeah, it's my little beach, man.
That's good, man.
It's good, man.
It's going up.
I thought you don't do Section 8.
She ain't Section 8, man, but man, she pisses me off, man.
One of my tenants up there.
Anyway, okay, you said from Plantation, originally office manager, high school was the highest you finished, graduated, but you did some college too, right?
You got your associates or no?
No.
How long y'all been engaged?
Two weeks.
Wow.
Alright, congratulations.
Thank you.
He engaged you after the last time you were on the show.
He's like, okay, I can do this.
I don't know.
He just did it on Christmas.
Okay.
What does he do for it?
He works in fine arts, but he's in school right now for data analytics.
So I dropped out of school to help him through school.
Is this the guy that you had before or no?
So he came back around?
No, they were together the whole time.
We were already together last time I was on.
Am I wrong?
No, we were already together the last time I was on.
We only took a break for like a month.
Oh, shit.
Okay, there you go.
Okay.
He wasn't the man he was supposed to be, but I guess he is now.
Yeah.
Alright.
I don't know.
She got some dick in the mouth.
Oh!
What?
I mean, she was singing for a month, man, so, I mean...
Yo, listen, man.
I didn't hear what you just said.
Thank God.
None of us heard it, right?
Yeah, Chris, what'd you say, nigga?
None of us heard it.
Inner thoughts, man.
Inner thoughts, man.
Yeah.
Inner thoughts.
Any thoughts.
With no any.
Oh, man.
Okay.
That's right.
Okay.
All right.
So what I'll do is I'll read the chats and then I got actually a question for the ladies after this and then we'll go through.
It's going to be interesting.
All right, John.
I'm 20.
I got a car loan, 20K. I was pre-approved for FHA loan, 100K. Should I use it to buy a property because I'm currently renting $1,000 a month in credit?
Score 668.
And what do you guys think property in Waterbury, Connecticut?
What should I do?
And I make $2,600 a month.
If you make $2,600 a month, bro, I don't know if that's enough for you to go ahead and pick up a property because it's going to cost you money to fix it if anything ever goes down.
And then Waterbury, Connecticut, you can get some houses for some good prices, but you're going to have to deal with tenants that are going to be pains in the ass, bro.
A lot of Section 8 housing there, a lot of broke-down property, a lot of slumlords up there.
So I would say make some more money, man.
If you're adding your car loan plus a mortgage...
Other bills?
Yeah, $2,600 a month.
That's poverty in Connecticut.
What the hell?
That's tough.
Yeah, you need to make more money.
Question, ladies.
Do you think women need to earn respect or do women deserve respect just because they're women?
Why and how should women earn respect?
Okay, we can go ahead and start this one off here.
Do you think women should earn respect or do you think women deserve respect just because they're women?
I think women should earn respect.
Okay.
And then why and how should women earn respect then?
I think it depends on the relationship or the stage that the person who's supposed to give them respect is in.
If it's relationship-wise, I feel like on the first couple of dates, she should be very...
caring.
You should, I guess the stereotypical act like a lady, like allow him to open the door for you.
Don't interrupt him when he's speaking.
Maybe allow him to order food for you.
Just simple things like that until it progresses.
Just basically be polite, smile a lot, have manners.
Okay.
What about you?
Do you think women should earn respect?
Or do they just deserve it because they're females?
Deserve it.
Okay, why do you think they deserve it?
Shit queen, man.
I think everybody deserves respect.
Off rip.
Off rip.
I mean, it can change.
It can always change.
But off rip, yeah.
You think everybody deserves respect?
And then...
Since you said they deserve it, doesn't have to talk about earn.
What about you?
Do you think women should earn respect or just get it because they're women?
I think respect is about personality.
So it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman.
You have to...
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Do you think women should deserve or earn respect?
I think women should earn respect.
Okay.
Why do you say that?
And then how should they earn it?
By their behavior?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
All right.
What about you?
I agree.
I think women and men, people in general should...
Well, respect is earned.
Okay.
Through having principles and being congruent with those principles and keeping your word and just being a person of integrity.
Okay.
Who do you think has more integrity in general, men or women?
Depends on the context.
Generally.
Generally.
Generally, I feel like men are held to a higher standard when it comes to keeping their word in integrity.
Alright.
That's a man.
You don't want to say it, do you?
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a societal pressure on them to be, so yeah.
Yeah.
The phrase, you know, I'm a man of my word, there's no such thing as I'm a woman of my word.
Right.
Right.
Yeah, I am.
And we will, like, women will hold that against you.
You know, you said you keep your word, and are you a man of your word?
And that's really, men are respected by other men through keeping their word as well, so I think that's just in society.
So, yeah, men.
Okay.
What about you?
Do you think respect is earned or deserved?
I think it's earned.
By women.
Okay.
Yeah.
Earned?
How do women earn respect in your opinion?
Just like on what she was saying, what she was saying, you know, like the principle, behavior, acting right, acting like a lady, and just all that.
Okay.
What about you?
I think it's earned.
I think that people shouldn't feel entitled, that you should just respect people in general.
If they give you the reason to respect them.
Okay.
Yeah.
What would make you respect someone then?
If they hold themselves a good demeanor, good character, how they handle situations.
Do you have anything you want to say?
They all disagree with you.
That's fine.
Okay.
So you think...
Like I said, it can change.
I believe that...
For I respect myself, so I respect others.
If you give me a reason to change that respect towards you, that's on you.
Then I'll understand why my respect has changed towards the person.
But off rip, I respect everyone.
Okay.
What would make you lose respect for someone then?
Like they said, everything that they said.
So I agree with what they said, but I don't feel like...
Because you don't always get to that level to earn something with somebody.
So I just feel like to give respect, there's nothing bad you can get out of that just to give it.
Okay.
What if I'm ratchet, loud, annoying?
I'm a good person.
Would you respect me?
Yeah.
If you gave me a reason not to respect you towards me...
I just did.
Loud, ratchet, annoying.
Would you respect me?
What does that have to do with me, though?
You being loud, ratchet.
What does that have to do with me?
I'm annoying you.
I'm loud.
Who says that annoys me?
Oh, it doesn't.
You let what bothers you.
Someone else can do whatever they do?
That's fine.
Mind my business.
It had nothing to do with me.
That was a little bit deeper than it should have been, but never mind.
What else do we got here?
We're reading 20 and up, right guys?
Yeah.
Okay, guys.
What else do we got here?
Anything else?
Cam goes, Myron, why do women fight tooth and nail to say they don't do things for male attention, even though we know they do it for that reason?
John P. Tech.
That's from John P. Tech.
Do you guys agree with that sentiment, that a lot of the things that women do, especially when it comes to enhancing their beauty and or posting on the internet, etc., is for male attention?
I don't agree with that.
You don't agree.
Okay.
Who agrees with her that they don't agree that women don't do things for male attention?
Make makeup.
Make posts on Instagram.
I believe women do, but me.
I'm speaking for me.
Sorry.
Okay, but we're speaking in general here in this case.
In general, I guess we can say yes.
Because that's who gravitates towards us, so that's the point, right?
Yeah.
Men like to see that.
I mean, girls will comment, but you expect that.
You expect girls to be like, oh, you look cute today, or I like this.
The target is men.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you said that you don't do it for men.
Why do you say that?
It's either you like what you see or you don't.
Yeah.
It boosts.
I still feel confident.
Even right now I feel confident, but I don't feel put together at all.
So my confident level is not as high as if I were to actually be prepared and got ready for this.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Okay.
Interesting.
I don't know what you mean by okay.
Alright, what else do we got here?
JBS goes, ladies, if a man that you're not attracted to approaches you, what's your typical way of rejecting him?
Some examples, pretend you don't hear him, give a fake number, lie about a boyfriend, etc.
Actually, we can start here with that one.
Very good one.
That's a good one.
How would you reject a guy that comes up to you out in the street that wants to get your number or something like that?
I'd be like, I'm good for now.
You say it verbatim, good for now?
Yeah.
What do they normally do?
Just walk away?
They will keep trying, but I'll be like, there's someone that would be probably willing to accept it than I am.
I'm not really eager to.
So how would you reject them then, specifically?
I would say I'm good for now.
I'm good for now, just like that?
Okay, so you wouldn't even bother making an excuse.
Because why do I, I don't need to prolong something.
If I, from initial, it's not there, I don't, I feel attracted to you then.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
I have a boyfriend and then I walk away.
Okay.
Hold on, but what if they don't stop there?
What if they keep going?
I keep walking.
Okay.
What about you?
Say I'm in a relationship.
It's technically true in this case.
It's kind of true.
What about you?
What would you say?
I'm saying just, I'm busy.
No English.
Have you ever used that one?
I don't understand.
Yeah, have you ever used that one?
I don't speak English.
That's a typical Miami response.
Yeah.
They just say, hey, no English.
And then they're ordering a drink.
I want to get the burger.
Yeah.
Drink.
What about you?
What do you say?
Either I ignore.
Thank you, I'm okay.
But usually I ignore, walk away.
That's the best thing to do because they will prolong the conversation even after you say you're good.
So what's your go-to then before you start walking away?
I say thank you.
Oh, thank you, but I'm good?
I'm good.
Okay, same thing with her.
Okay, what about you?
When I was single, I would just smile and say, I'm flattered, thank you, but I'm not interested.
But now I just show them the ring.
That's it.
I wonder if you told a guy, I'm a whore.
Yeah, that would be funnier.
Just so you know, I'm a whore.
I think the one way to say, I'm HIV positive.
Niggas gonna run.
They'll be gone.
They won't talk to you again.
That's how you really get rid of them.
Bam!
Yo!
Look, I will say this.
I feel for women because I've seen it before.
Dudes be thirsty.
Like, it'll be like, oh, I got a boyfriend.
So what?
We can still be friends.
Oh, I'm not interested.
What do you mean you're not interested?
And, like, guys get really pushy, man.
A lot of guys can't take rejection, so.
Yo, what did the nigga say?
I don't care.
care me too okay we got dom all Just a few short weeks ago, somebody requested you guys to do a Money Monday episode for Blue Collar Workers, and today I'll deliver it in a huge way.
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Got you, bro.
All the podcasts love that, man.
Teach you guys how to make money and everything.
Give you entertainment value, too.
That was $500.
Oh, that was $500.
That was?
That was $500.
That's how you're going to talk to the speech.
Was it actually?
Yeah, make sure Talk to Speech is activated.
No, that's a different one.
No, that's something else.
Yeah, Talk to Speech is at 500.
Yeah, it should have popped up.
You know what, I'll look into it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, Bills will fix that right now.
That's probably Dom, by the way.
We had to switch off Streamlabs, remember, guys?
We got banned.
Shout out to Dom, 721.
Yeah, shout out to you, Dom.
Thank you.
No, no, no, it's not Dom, 721.
It's someone else.
That was Jungle.
That was Jungle.
Jungle.
Okay.
Yeah, Jungle F. Shout out to you, my ninja.
Well, we didn't read the chat yet, but it's right here.
Yeah.
Happy 2024.
Thanks for all the value.
Sharing the content with all my blue folks in the Matrix Society.
My business broke one million last year.
Keep up.
The hard work.
Oh, keep it the hard work.
Barbados wedding this year.
Fresh, you still coming.
Ladies, who inspires you?
Oh, this is a guy.
Oh, this girl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
White guy.
No, no, no.
He's black.
He's black.
Oh, he's black?
This girl's black, too.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think she was British, if I'm not mistaken.
British chick?
British.
I think she wanted to start a business, right?
He asked us about helping her business.
She's from somewhere.
Yeah.
Yeah, she was black.
I know that, but she had an accent.
I'm just trying to remember where she was from.
She might have been Haitian.
Yeah, show up to her, by the way.
Okay, so who inspires them?
Yeah, who inspires you?
Who's your biggest inspiration in your life?
Beyoncé.
I'd say my mom, but most important is Jesus, God.
Are you a Catholic Christian or what are you?
A Christian.
Okay.
Proud of you, sister.
Alright.
What about you?
There's a woman that I follow.
Her name is like Batty Biz.
She's like...
Oh, God.
Bruh.
She's really good in the e-commerce business, especially for like drop shipping.
So she's like one of the inspirations and also like Elena Cardone, Grant Cardone's wife.
So I like her and Natalie Dawson.
Why do you like Elena Cardone?
Because she's quiet?
No.
She has a mouth.
That's not like the relationship podcast.
She stands on what she say.
Okay.
Stand on business.
Yeah.
I've never heard her talk.
Really?
She speaks very well, actually.
Yeah.
She has a podcast with her and Grant Cardone.
Oh, okay.
She always over-talks sometimes.
Oh, shit.
I didn't know that.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
What about you?
Well, Jesus.
Jesus.
And my grandmother.
Why your grandmother?
Well, she raised me for a lot of my life, and she was a very...
Your parents did it?
I grew up a little, like, poverty and a little bit of issues, so for periods of time we were with our grandparents.
Okay.
But your parents are still together, right?
Yeah.
So they made it through.
Well, like, I've never seen them kiss or anything.
Like, they're very, like, they live in the same house, but they're just kind of like homies.
And they just never separated because my mom is super Filipino and traditional.
Yeah.
And my dad is Christian, so he doesn't believe in divorce.
Okay.
All right.
Wait, you said you believe in Jesus?
I believe in Jesus.
And that's who you look up to?
I love Jesus, yeah.
Do you have sex before marriage?
Oh, shit.
Yes, but he forgives me.
Wait, your current boyfriend, are you smashing him?
Well, I'm trying to go on a celibacy journey.
Okay, okay.
That was easy.
Alright, what about you?
Wait, does he agree to the celibacy?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Nice.
Stupid.
Hold on.
You didn't start ready?
Well, we try again.
Okay, yeah.
You didn't start.
You didn't start bad.
Just think of it.
I'm going to be serious soon, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
The flesh is hard.
It's hard, girl.
It's hard.
I know.
I know it's hard.
I think it's hard.
Hey, sing.
All right.
What about you?
Who inspired you?
Your biggest inspiration.
Mother Russia.
Yeah.
Vladimir Putin.
Oh, my God.
I can say that I inspire myself.
Oh, go queen.
The narcissist answer.
Sometimes I wake up and I have crazy ideas I want to realize and it inspires me.
Something from above.
Maybe it's God.
I don't know.
He's speaking to me.
Do you like doing it or no?
She is Haitian.
She's the girl in the green on the intro video next to you, Myron.
And I'm white, haha.
Talked with Chris out front after the show that night.
Thank you!
We back in Miami in a few weeks.
She'll DM you, Chris.
Thanks for the value, guys.
Yo, that talk to speech is pretty lit, I ain't gonna lie.
You guys go crazy, though.
That's why we have to put it up high, because next thing you know, they're gonna be saying crazy shit on here.
Oh, bro.
Yeah, that's what they're gonna do.
Yo, yo, female voice.
Can you even make it, dudes?
I don't even think you can make it a guy voice.
Yeah, make it the ninja voice, because that's funnier.
Make it Cassidy or Soldier 76.
I don't think you can do that.
Oh, never mind.
I can do it by race.
Stupid!
Okay, so you said you'd inspire yourself.
Do you like Vladimir Poon or no?
Difficult question.
I'm unpolitik.
She don't want to go back to Russia and the fucking KGB guys come in and grab her.
Well, KGB don't exist anymore.
SVR. They're going to come in and grab her.
I like pooing, but that's fine if you don't want to talk about it.
What about you?
My mother and God are Lord and Savior.
Jesus, period.
You want to ask your question for me?
Man, yo.
Never mind.
You know what?
You already lost.
What?
Cheer from OnlyFans to OnlyGod.
That's the point, by the way.
Which is good, by the way.
That's the point.
That's great.
It's a journey.
I was a dancer for six months.
Oh, damn.
Oh, gosh.
OnlyFans to OnlyGod.
You've been all over the place.
Yes, you get lost all the time and you find your way back.
When last you had sex?
Last time I had sex last year.
What, eight days?
That ain't that long, man.
Listen, like she said, it is hard.
I'm not going to sit here and act like I don't.
That's what she said.
You know what I mean?
But I am standing on business this year.
I am standing on business.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm gonna sound like a broken record, but Jesus first.
Yes!
I love you guys!
We have a special podcast tonight.
And there's this one lady, her name's Hannah.
She owns Ballerina Farms with her husband, and they have like seven kids together, and they just live off the land.
And you know, they're very religious as well, so super inspiring.
Okay.
This actually segues perfectly into the topic I had for tonight.
I had a topic for Y'all Ninjas.
We're going to do something a little bit new here on Fresher Fit.
We're always innovating, right?
Me and Mo came up with this.
So, first I'm going to ask, how many of you here on the panel think you are wife material?
Yes or no?
Start with you.
No.
Damn.
Okay.
That's a first.
And why not?
Oh, like maybe in the future, but not now.
For sure not.
But why?
Because having yourself together.
Stuff like that.
I'm young.
I'm 20.
Still growing.
I shouldn't be married right now.
You should.
I should be married right now?
Yeah.
You got five more years.
What?
Okay.
So you said...
Well, I mean, do you think you'll...
I mean, okay.
Do you think you could be wife material in the future then?
Yes.
Yes?
So not right now, but you think you can be in the future?
Yes.
And the specific reason why you said no is because you don't think that you're mentally there, you said?
Yeah.
Okay.
What about...
Okay.
Interesting.
We'll get into that.
What about you?
Do you think you're wife material in general?
Yes.
Okay.
What about you?
Yeah.
Alright.
Yes, for sure.
Alright.
Duh.
Okay.
What about you?
Yeah?
I think I'm close.
Okay.
Yes.
- Girl, you better be. - She's, yeah. - You're almost there, almost there. - You guys are. - You better be right now. - No. - All right, so first, we're gonna do an Instagram check.
All of you said that your wife material, right?
Even though you said not right now, but you think in the future you will be.
But what ladies don't understand is that your past does matter.
So we're going to go ahead and pull up your Instagrams and then I have a certain questionnaire that I'm going to bring out.
Okay?
Here's a picture in Dubai.
So, Chris, let's pull up the first Instagram here, and then we're gonna have the chat, interact, and tell us if you guys think that she is wife material.
Okay, so this is Marielle here.
Yeah.
Okay, so she only has three pictures.
One in the gym.
Yeah.
Okay.
One...
I don't know what this is.
All around the world.
What is this?
ATC or some shit?
It's a real.
It's a lifestyle.
Collage.
And then a picture here.
She's giving.
Wait, so who's paying for those trips?
That was my birthday trip, actually.
I went with just me, my mom, and my sister.
Okay.
So, chat.
Give us ones if you think she's wife material or twos if you guys think she is not wife material.
Let's see what they say.
Not the Chessabelle.
We got the YouTube and the Rumble Chats.
Yo, hold the chat on the side.
Follow by Unplugged Fit.
Wait a minute.
I'm just gonna close my eyes.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, guys.
Just so you know.
Crazy.
It's gonna be clues, by the way.
Wait, was it two?
That's a big clue.
What's the material?
Why is my following?
Yo.
Call on 4K Instagram.
Let's go.
Shit.
Niggas put two because I follow her.
Wait, was it one, yes, or two?
One, yes, two.
Niggas, is that one or no?
Who's not gonna fit?
Don't worry.
Don't worry who that is.
Oh, no, that's wife material.
All right.
So they're saying mostly twos.
Cheek code.
Niggas need to grow up.
- What?
- She could.
- Okay, well.
- Toy in 4K.
- I don't even know what he's doing.
- It was his.
- What's up?
- What's up?
- That's so funny. - This is a good idea, bro. - Explosed.
Marlon was for the girls.
Follow equals...
Smash, Marlon?
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
He's the unpluggedest.
You don't smell?
Expose.
Expose.
Oh.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Do I do? Do I do?
Do I do?
Come on, hey!
Don't look at me!
Come here, me!
It's all I did.
It literally does.
It's all I did.
No.
No.
You're not kidding.
No, he's just like, man.
He's like, no, no, no, no, no. Listen.
Yo, he's like, no, no, no, no.
Listen.
Yo, man.
Seven, seven.
Seven, seven.
Listen. Listen. Listen.
Don't look at me, you nigga!
Yo!
This is amazing.
I love this episode so much, by the way.
What's so funny?
I have no idea, bro.
What is he enjoying the experience of Marin Games?
He's sweating!
He's sweating!
What's so funny?
This is so good!
Is it because he follows him?
I'm just in the nation.
I'm wondering how they realized after them.
Listen.
Brought to you by Instagram.
I promise you.
This is hilarious, by the way.
Guys, this is why I don't follow no girls, by the way.
Oh, man.
But listen, listen, listen.
Hey, listen.
If I follow girls, it's for the podcast, man.
I think you follow me, too.
No, you don't.
I don't.
I follow no girls.
I don't.
But listen, man.
That was a great start to the series.
Yeah.
We're having a great time, by the way.
KC, this is fun, right?
It was a blast.
Who's next?
Yeah, who's next on Instagram?
Yeah, that nigga's sweating.
That nigga's sweating, bro.
He did start sweating.
Okay, Rachel Marie, real estate?
Rachel May.
Rachel May.
Rachel May is real estate.
Who's that?
All right, God first.
Even though she's fornicating.
Miami, Toronto.
Cool.
Let's come down a little bit.
I'm sorry for my bad.
Okay.
Who's big birthing?
Okay.
Shout out to her, man.
Okay.
You look good, girl.
I like that.
I like you.
Okay.
Tattoos?
No.
That's her sleeve.
Okay.
Let's come down a little bit.
I just know this is a bad idea.
Okay, I mean, listen, man.
This isn't that bad.
Wait, who's the old guy or what guy?
What?
In the post over there.
Oh, that was one of my coworkers.
Okay.
Wait, hold on.
Why is it so close to you?
What the fuck?
I don't know.
It's on a computer.
That nigga right on you, man.
He was a co-worker.
That nigga too close for comfort.
Okay, we'll give you that.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think this is a pass because you have pretty good pictures, man.
Nothing too revealing.
Very modest.
This is a bad idea.
We're going to do one for...
What is it?
One for actually...
Wifeable.
Wifeable?
Two for a pass.
I say it's a one.
Actually, it was deactivated for like a year.
Actually, I think it was one for pass.
Yeah?
Yeah, one for pass.
What was I voted for?
So two is wifey, and then one is pass.
No, no.
One is wife material, two is not, right?
Oh, it is?
I think so.
Yeah, one was wife.
We'll do one wifey, two pass.
Okay, I see a bunch of ones, so that means you pass.
Alright, cool.
Thanks, y'all.
Yo, where's Mario, bro?
He went to the bathroom, bro.
He's like, he's in the bathroom.
Okay.
We're on to the next one here.
He's going in.
2K followers, 281 followers, both.
Graphic Design, Explore, US Now Miami.
Is this you, my girl?
Yes.
Svetlana.
I love her name.
I love her name.
Svetlana.
Let's come on a little bit.
We got...
Is that ping pong?
Yeah.
I love sports, you know.
On the beach.
Is that just a towel or a rope?
It's in my building.
Okay.
Expert ping pong player.
Hopefully you don't play with too much balls.
Let's see.
Come on a little bit more.
Nigga said I'm on the way.
Who's O Romero?
Who?
Who's that?
In the comments.
Oh, it's just bots.
Yo, try saying catfish, man.
I love the way you say that.
I'm sorry.
Bots.
Okay.
I mean, this isn't too bad, honestly.
This looks wholesome.
Wow, they're...
I'm a visual expert.
Okay, I have one question for you, though.
Because typically, traveling does involve some money and investments.
Do you pay for yourself, or is someone helping you pay for traveling?
Yes, I'm paying for myself.
I'm working remotely, like, for five years already.
Okay.
So no sponsored trips at all?
Nothing sponsored?
What?
Nothing sponsored at all.
Well, I used to travel with my ex-boyfriend and yeah, he paid for that.
But now I'm traveling alone and I'm paying for that.
Okay.
What's the chat saying?
One for white chat or two for pass?
Yeah, what are they saying?
Let's see real quick.
We got about 19,000 y'all in here, man.
So, yo, like the video, guys, on YouTube.
Do me that favor.
Let's get the engagement up because we've been hitting like 98, 97% like rate because we got a lot of fucking haters, weird Abba and Preach fans that watch us.
Okay, what are they saying?
I love your aesthetics on your page.
Two's?
So they're saying no?
Catfish two's.
I think it's a hater.
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
Let's pull up.
Who's the next person?
Kudos.
Okay, this is Misengaged.
Future wife.
Let's see.
Oh, she tagged her man in it too.
Okay.
Okay.
She tagged him.
She's showing who her man is.
She ain't hiding it.
Oh, she in the kitchen.
Okay.
Oh, y'all cute.
Y'all cute.
I'm going to play the video.
You should play the video.
So wholesome.
Ladies take notes.
Is he Indian?
No, he's Mexican.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Shout out to Pablo.
Spice.
How long y'all been together in total?
Three years.
Okay.
And she can cook too?
All right.
You should play my latest video.
That one was a really good one.
Hashtags there.
Okay.
All right, chat.
One for wifey or two for...
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit in the kitchen.
I mean, when half your content's in the kitchen.
I mean...
My latest video, I made mozzarella cheese from scratch.
Casey, good catch.
Ooh.
Yeah.
I made mozzarella cheese from scratch in my last one.
Can I come over?
Can we all do it?
Of course.
Did you stab him or something?
No, that's Halloween.
Halloween.
Yeah, okay.
But you can tell she swung her man multiple times.
Like, you know, for example, oh, I have a boyfriend.
Where is he on your page?
Nowhere to be found.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's pretty good.
A lot of girls do that, man.
That's a key sign.
They hide their boyfriend all the time.
I thought something else happened with the blood.
Okay.
Give her a resounding one.
Okay.
I thought something else happened with the blood.
Okay.
All right.
Of course, Mo.
You want to drink it, man.
All right.
Who's up next?
So, mostly ones here.
Saucy Sarah.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Saucy Sarah.
Who this?
Who's that?
It's a no for me, dog.
That's you?
She said she didn't watch the picture Dollar signs Look at what's that Guys I came unprepared Look at Laquisha man Come down the page Oh that's me That's me in the background Alright she got like five pictures That's a Haitian pose.
Oh God, she hates you as hell.
She was just at a parking lot.
She was like, yo, I'm taking these pictures.
Get the camera ready.
Alright, give me ones in the chat if y'all will give a wife material or a two if it's not.
One wife, two no.
Let's see what they say.
Lagomar?
What?
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, ATVs with a bunch of ninjas?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
No, with the girls only.
With the girls.
Those all look like dudes.
No, we was girls.
Yeah, it was a Texas trip.
Listen, man.
It was for her birthday.
Yo, yo, I'm not gonna lie, man.
It's a two for sure.
Yeah.
Wow.
But she didn't say she wasn't ready, so.
Okay.
I mean, I did say that.
You got some work to do, though.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Who's up next?
Last one, I think.
Okay, last one.
Oh, this is the Home Depot over here.
Gaining and maintaining.
Okay.
Let's go ahead and scroll down.
Oh, shit.
Pull it back up.
You got to pull the whole profile up, man.
We got the gym videos, you know?
Oh, that's a lie, bro.
Who's that?
That's a whole new person, man.
That's me.
No, that ain't.
Yes, it is.
Oh, man.
Those umbrellas, man.
Yo.
All right.
They all give it to us.
That's fine.
To us at Whole Depot.
Oh my god.
Alright, okay.
So we went through all the girls' Instagrams.
Why did you have to click on that?
It literally said censored.
Like, don't put it up there.
So we got this questionnaire here.
And this comes from Mo.
Can you tell us a little bit about this questionnaire?
How we got it and everything else like that?
It's actually from a fellow supporter of ours.
His name is Official Wife Test.
So that's his IG official wife test.
So big ups to you.
This is just like the first version of the link.
It's going to be a slight tweak, but we're going to use it today.
Thank you.
Let's see.
All right.
So let's pull it up real fast.
So here we go.
So we'll start with you since you just went.
So how old are you?
18 to 25 to 21.
All right.
Now, do you wear makeup?
Yes, often, no, on occasions?
On occasions.
On occasions, alright.
Do you have any makeup on right now?
No.
None, right?
Okay.
Do you curse?
Yep.
For sure.
Yes, not often, or no?
Not often, because I've been on a switch, so I've been training myself not to cuss as much as I used to, so not often, for sure.
Okay.
Can you cook?
Yes.
Hold on, what do you cook?
I can cook you that guillo.
I can cook you that Haitian food.
That Dominican food.
Mangu.
Con salami.
Con queso.
Hey, hold on.
I got you.
Do you smoke?
I smoke vapes.
Yes.
So, yeah.
Okay.
Do you drink?
Socially, I guess you could say.
Socially?
How often do you drink a week?
Not often at all.
I don't drink a week at all.
Like, if I were to go out, which is probably like...
When's the last time you drank alcohol?
Right now, because I'm on here.
Okay.
So socially, I guess.
Yeah, socially.
Do you partake in recreational drugs?
No.
You've never smoked weed before?
Well, I have, but no, I don't smoke regularly.
No?
Okay.
What's your dress size?
6 to 10, 11 to 14, 15 to 18, or 18 plus?
Not even on there.
My size ain't even on there.
What size do you wear?
Like, probably a 2.4.
Oh, okay.
Okay, nigga.
Alright, so we'll add that to it.
So we'll make it the lowest one.
Okay.
How much do you weigh?
I weigh like, I don't know the kilograms.
No, just say in pounds.
Like 130.
That's 60 kilos.
No, that would not be.
That's 60 kilos and under.
No, 60 would be like 120, it'd be like 130, I think.
60 kilos is like 130 pounds, I think.
Yeah, so you're 130?
Yeah.
Should I pull off the scale?
Oh, whatever.
It's close enough, yeah.
Let's give it to me.
Yeah.
Do you feel it is your duty to stay in shape?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, she does work out.
Okay.
What is your body count?
One to five.
One to five.
One to five?
Thanks, Bills.
Okay.
And then, do you have any male friends?
That I talk to, like, all the time?
No.
No, do you have male friends, though?
No, not really.
Don't lie, man.
I have, like, her brother.
Like, I have those type of friends, but I don't talk to them to where I can text them all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
I just have my girls, really.
So, no.
Do you have any kids?
Okay.
She answered that mad quick.
Are any of your friends hoes?
We've seen them.
No.
No.
Come on, man.
No.
No.
Your friend said that she was not going for me.
I can't believe her.
That doesn't mean anything.
I'm saying I'm not ready.
That does not mean she's out there.
She's actually the least out there than anybody.
I saw her IG, bro.
No.
That's just the IG. I mean, social media is a front.
Never judge a book by its cover.
Man, I do it all the time.
Social media is so fake.
It's so fake.
It's so fake.
All right, so what are you going to give here, Chris?
I said no.
Are girls trips a necessity?
Yes!
Alright, no worries.
Are you religious?
No, I'm not religious.
I believe in relationships.
Are you on social media?
Yes.
Do you value the advice of men in your family?
Yeah, no.
She didn't answer immediately.
Alright, is the father of your children and husband cheated on you, would you divorce him?
Yes.
Okay.
If your mother-in-law came in your vehicle, would you give up the front seat?
Wait, came?
Wait, hold on.
It's the mother-in-law.
Not sexually, bro.
No, I thought that, too.
I'm not even going to harm you.
That's what I heard, though.
Basically, let's say you're with your guy or whatever, or you guys are driving, and then she came in, and you were in the front seat.
Would you get up and let her stand in front?
Nah.
The mother-in-law and Rosa Parks you out of your seat.
Okay, yeah.
So she said no.
Who would you confide in when it comes to relationship issues in your family?
Sorry, with your relationship issues.
Your friends and family, your husband, spiritual leader, no one.
It will work out on its own.
Which one?
Spiritual leader.
Alright.
God.
Okay.
Do you own slash wear revealing clothes?
Yes.
Okay.
Do you feel you represent your family when out in public?
Hell yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Would you divorce your husband if you were no longer happy?
Yes, happiness is my priority or it's not about my happiness.
My family comes first.
Oh, that's hard.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's hard.
Yes, my happiness is a priority.
No, no, no.
You take it too long, bro.
No, go back.
No, no.
Well, you would leave if he cheated on you, so...
Okay, go back.
So your happiness is a priority.
He gonna cheat.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
Do you believe men and women need one another?
Yes, we're both for one another.
Not really.
No, that's an outdated view.
Yes.
Okay.
So let's submit it, and let's see how she scores.
All right.
Your chance of finding a partner to commit and likelihood of long-term success at marriage is 56%.
That's above half.
Yeah, that's more than half.
That's higher than I thought.
Well, if you were to grade it, that'd be an F. So...
So, congratulations.
You scored an F as far as wife material goes.
Alright, who's up next?
Who else wants to try?
Who else wants to try?
I want to try.
You want to try?
Okay.
Let's pull it up real fast.
Yeah, I'm refreshing.
How many questions was that?
It was like 20.
It was like 30.
It was like 20.
Alright, how old are you?
21.
Alright, so 18 to 25.
Do you wear makeup?
On occasions.
Okay.
Do you curse?
Not often.
Not often.
Alright.
Can you cook?
Yes.
Alright.
Do you smoke?
No.
Not at all?
No, not at all.
Alright.
Do you drink?
No.
Not at all?
No.
Okay.
Not at all.
Do you partake in recreational drugs?
No.
Alright.
What is your dress size?
The smallest one.
What is the smallest one for a girl?
I'd probably be like the same size.
A little smaller than you?
No.
Okay.
You smaller than me now?
I think it depends where to buy from.
Okay.
How much do you weigh?
Like 116.
Alright, so 60 kilos and under?
I know I lost weight.
Up it.
Do you feel it's your duty to stay in shape?
Yes.
Okay.
What does your body count?
One through five.
Does that include sprinkles?
No.
Do you have any male friends?
No.
Nigga, what is sprinkles?
You don't want to know.
Alright, do you have any cakes?
No.
Are any of your friends promiscuous?
Don't lie, you gotta have at least one whole friend.
Doesn't promiscuous mean like you have more than one partner?
Yes.
No.
Okay, so no.
Or get around.
No.
You don't have any friends that get around?
No.
I mean, she's sitting across from you.
You're as good as the people you surround yourself with.
No.
Are girls trips a necessity?
I don't know because I don't like to go out.
I like to clubs or anything like that.
My friends would want to go out.
Those are not trips.
Going to the club is not a trip.
What do you mean like girls trips?
Like go to Cancun or some shit like that.
Or Vegas.
Without your men.
Are girls trips a necessity?
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you religious?
No.
Okay.
Are you on social media?
Yes.
Okay.
Do you value the advice of men in your family?
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
Okay.
Your parents are together, right?
Yes.
Okay.
Is the father of your children and husband...
Well, if the father of your children and husband cheated on you, would you divorce him?
No.
I would...
No, we have to work it out then?
Yeah, I would have to work it out, yeah.
Okay.
What if he cheated ten times?
I knew he'd come with a rebuttal.
You were from one to ten, goddamn.
Alright, if your mother-in-law came in your vehicle, would you give up the front seat?
Yeah.
You would?
Okay.
Who would you confide in when it comes to relation issues?
Friends and family?
My husband.
Okay.
Do you own slash wear revealing clothing?
Yes.
I guess.
I mean, isn't bathing suit revealing?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Do you feel you represent your family when out in public?
Do you feel you represent your family when out?
Yeah.
Okay.
Kind of.
And then, I think that last one.
Would you divorce your husband if you were no longer happy?
Uh, no.
No?
I wouldn't.
You should even leave it at the ten sheets.
Do you believe better women need one another?
Yes.
Okay.
Let's see where you score.
Alright, your chance to find a partner commit and likely...
Based off another man's mindset.
...long-term success in marriage is 78%.
So you got a C+. C+. Alright.
This is really good, but the question is, are they telling the truth?
We need to put on the light test at the same time.
Go ahead.
Oh, shit.
You know I'm telling the truth.
I'm telling the truth.
Nigga, we don't know.
But yeah, putting them on light test with this, it's a wrap.
Don't you guys have one?
Don't you guys have one?
We do.
We do have one.
I'm just trying to think, if we try to do it with a lie detector, it would take a while.
Next time.
Next time.
Yeah.
The crystal.
The crystal polygrapher nigga.
Crystal, would you be able to do one?
Too long, man.
Too long.
Kind of long.
Fresh thinks we lying or not.
You never know, man.
You never know, man.
You never know.
I'm not.
It's funny, like, they'll talk on a podcast, say one thing, I see them outside, I'm like, you lying ass.
Alright.
They'll be at the club going crazy.
Yeah!
Yo, Shorty's still in the club with a man.
Which one?
Damn.
Cool.
Came on a show, her man is overseas, has a business, she's here, sitting right next to you.
Older chick, um...
I forgot her name.
Oh, the one from Georgia?
Yes, that one.
And the club still, bro.
She's like, hand fresh.
I'm like, what the fuck are you doing in here?
Oh, shit.
Wait, what?
Oh my god!
Show your face!
Yo, what the fuck, bro?
She said it's so funny.
I like that.
Haitian pudding.
Yo, yo.
Bro, show your face.
Which one am I? You brought the one next to fresh Minnie Mouse, bro?
Yo!
He donated $500?
Engaged.
Three times, by the way.
Minnie Mouse Vanilla.
He did it three times, by the way.
Three times.
Three times, by the way.
Okay, shout out to you, John Love.
What his business made over a mill.
So, yeah, he said, real ratings from fresh.
Minnie Mouse 3, so that's Miss Haiti.
Uh...
Your Minnie Mouse!
Vanilla Sky is four, so he gave you a four.
Who's Vanilla Sky?
And then Daria, three.
Who's Daria?
That's Canada.
And then Puan's mistress, we know that's a two.
And then mixed Italian Haitian pudding, three.
And then engaged cleaning lady, three.
Nigga called her engaged cleaning lady.
Let's play that shit with the guy's voice.
Can we try it with the guy's voice?
I did change it.
Oh, you did change it?
I'm going to change it again.
Hold on, let me try it.
Yeah, okay.
Alright.
Shout out to Bells for making shit happen on the fly.
What did that chat say?
What?
- The Mexican orti?
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Five dollars fresh chat.
Richard Cozina says, Love the Donna Marco, but my dad hates it.
W, Fresher Fit Crew, do any of the ladies think male friends can be completely platonic?
Oh gosh, here we go with this.
Because Meena, we always talk about that.
We agree that no, they cannot be platonicly friends.
I say no, I'm not saying that there isn't people who can, but no.
Friends that are male and women, but I don't.
But generally, generally no.
No.
I don't have guy friends, so I can vouch for that.
We don't, yeah.
I talk to guys, I know people, but I don't have a friend that's a guy, and I talk to them on a daily basis about my problem.
Okay, alright.
What about you?
You think it's possible?
No.
Miss Russia?
I don't think so.
Smart panel.
Damn.
What about you?
I said the same thing.
Oh, you agree with that?
Okay.
What about you?
Damn, okay.
That was easy.
Cut to the chase.
What's up next?
Mexico OT is hilarious, by the way.
Where's Mexico OT? You don't want to say it.
What do you say?
You don't want to know.
Okay.
Julie goes, I'm a 25-year-old girl, single, only been with three men.
I was with my ex for seven years, but I ended up...
I ended up because I want to be a mom and wife, but he wasn't able to provide.
I can't wait forever and knew he needed to focus on being a better man.
Did I make the right choice?
So he's not incapable of giving you kids.
You just think he's not the option for you.
No, he's a bum.
He can't provide.
Basically.
Is what it is.
Yeah, I mean, I'm very critical of women a lot of the times, but I'm critical of guys too.
If you're with a dude that can't provide...
Yeah, you probably shouldn't be with him, man.
Honestly.
And also, if he had potential, she would have stayed.
I guess she said it's a dead end.
Yeah.
Seven years?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, the reality is a lot of guys are fucking bums, man.
That's what it is.
And I tell you guys all the time, you should strive to be the predominant breadwinner and your girl should work electively.
I don't think women should work at all, to be honest with you.
But I think she should work electively if she wants to.
I'll give her a prop.
Seven years is a long time to wait.
Yeah.
That's pretty long.
No, I think you made the right choice.
You know, he's got to get his shit together and he didn't.
So, you know...
Maybe if he fixes his act, then yeah.
Actually, her leaving might make him change his act, actually.
Yeah, a lot of guys gotta get kicked in the ass sometimes to realize that they fucked up.
Mr.
Major9 goes, intelligence test ladies, do you know you're left from right?
Call all the ladies.
Can all the ladies raise their left hand?
Why, you almost put it down.
She almost put the wrong hand.
No, I didn't.
Okay, because I say that women don't.
I got to think about it sometimes.
I'm not gonna lie.
I gotta think about it sometimes.
Okay.
Sometimes.
Bobby goes, ask the ladies, who do they think is more desirable in the dating market after a divorce?
The men or the women?
A man or a woman after a divorce?
Who's more desirable?
In your guys' opinion.
We can start here.
Who's more attractive?
Who's more desirable after being divorced?
A man or a woman?
In your opinion.
Are kids involved?
Good question.
Let's say yes.
Then probably the guy.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
If you had to assume from the dating market, a guy and a woman, right, with kids, who's more attractive to the opposite gender?
Who would you say?
I would say women.
Women?
I feel like guys don't care.
Women with kids?
Yeah.
Really?
I don't know.
I feel like, I don't know.
Okay, that's your answer.
I really don't know.
Okay, sure.
I just couldn't tell you.
That one really got me.
I don't know.
How about you think about it?
We'll come back to you.
Remember, we're talking about desirable as in like a long-term relationship, not just sex.
Like...
She don't care.
She don't care either.
What about you?
I think it depends.
Like, yeah.
You can't just pick one.
Like, I don't know.
Let's say, to keep things equal, both of them earn $150,000 per year.
The man and the woman, but both of them have two kids.
Who's more desirable?
Doesn't matter.
Leave me out of this one.
I'm so real.
No, I'm asking Miss Russia now at this point.
Who do you think is more after the divorce?
Doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
If you have to pick one.
If you have to pick one that you think is more desirable.
I think a woman.
Because women...
How to say it in English?
They always have more choice.
It doesn't matter if she has kids or if she was divorced.
She always has more choice, more men around her than a man.
Okay.
So she always is more desirable.
It doesn't matter if she's divorced or...
Okay.
I see your perspective.
That's if they're both making 150k.
What if they're both making a million?
Then who's more desirable now?
That was the scenario if they're both making 150k so the woman's more desirable.
What if they're both making a million?
Now who's more desirable?
I mean, the same.
Okay.
Because before you said if they're rich, you said something about them being rich.
It's just a joke.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Interesting.
Good joke.
Very interesting.
What about you?
Who do you think is more desirable after a divorce?
They both make a million, probably the man.
Okay, let's say 150 then.
Are they on the same level of attractiveness, I guess?
Yeah, let's say they're equally attractive, but two kids each.
Probably still the man.
You think the man?
Yeah.
Okay.
And when we say desirable, guys, we don't mean just for sex.
Because I know you said that they have more options, but they have more options for sex.
You said long-term.
Yeah, but I'm talking about a serious relationship.
Desirable with a real partner, not a bunch of weirdos that want to smash.
Yeah, I think I see a lot more...
I see a lot of women dating divorced men, but I haven't...
I don't know.
Maybe I'm just biased because that's what I've seen.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
I would say men.
You think they're men?
Why?
Because, well, if they divorce, wouldn't they be older?
Yeah.
So if the woman's older, then they're pretty limited rather than a guy.
All right.
What about you?
Why are you looking at me like that?
I say men as well.
I can't wait till I got y'all on the ropes.
Y'all are all done.
Y'all are all fucking done.
Every single one of y'all.
I didn't mean to laugh.
Is that my word?
No.
All of you are going to...
I got all you motherfuckers.
You guys thought this was funny?
I got all of you guys in my fucking...
For all y'all niggas, man.
Seriously, bro.
I've got you in my sights.
Myron, please.
Myron, please.
He's on a mountain.
Myron, I'm sorry.
Wait until Miss Asia comes back, nigga.
What about you?
Sorry, what about you?
I said men as well.
Why do you think men?
Because I think a lot of women would, in general, if it's older, they would go for men that's older too, even if they have children or not.
Okay.
And then...
Okay.
I mean, my take on it, I think, the man is.
And the reason why is because, you know, no guy...
Even though a lot of guys do it, but typically, most guys don't want to take on other man's kids.
You know what I mean?
It's just...
Because as a guy, when you come into a relationship with a woman and she has kids...
It's pretty much implied that you're going to have to take care of those children from a financial perspective because that's what men are supposed to do is provide and protect.
So at some point, once you get serious with that girl, she can sit there and say, oh no, he has a daddy, blah, blah, blah.
You're still going to have to bear the brunt of raising those kids to some degree at some point.
Like women come with their kids.
A woman that's dealing with a single man that has kids, she might not necessarily deal with it as much.
Or if she does, what I've noticed with women is they have to make more of an emotional investment.
They don't have to make a financial investment like men do.
Men have to make an emotional investment and a financial investment when they come in and deal with a woman that has children.
Yeah, I've seen it countless times with my brothers.
Oh, like they got with single moms and shit?
Yeah.
Yeah, we always tell guys not to do it.
It's not in their best interest.
And you say you didn't know, right?
So I'll give you an example.
Do you watch TV at all?
Any shows on Netflix?
Of course.
So imagine watching your show halfway through.
Would you understand what's happening with that show?
So having a kid with somebody else.
Like, they wouldn't even know what happened to that kid before they got there.
You're right.
Start a random Netflix show in the middle.
What's going on?
What's going on?
I understand y'all's point.
I still I still like I don't know.
I feel like Mercha.
Either way.
Either way.
It's possible.
There's a baggage either way.
I feel like...
I think for men, they just take on more risk when they get with a woman that has children versus a woman getting with a man that has kids.
Because there's not going to be that same level of having to invest in a child financially from a female perspective.
At least most guys...
Like, if the girl's with a guy and he has kids...
Nine out of ten times, that guy typically has money or is some kind of provider to some degree.
He's able to make up for that shit.
You're not wrong.
But women, it's like, oh, she's hot, but she got kids.
Ah, okay, I'll bite the bullet and deal with it because I'm a simp.
So, yeah.
It's crazy.
I wouldn't want to take on that.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let's go ahead and kill.
Actually, let's go to Rumble.
How long have we been on?
We're not right.
An hour?
A little bit longer?
It's midnight.
Time to go over.
Alright, Ninjas, come on over to Rumble right now.
We got about 19, almost 20,000 of y'all in here, man.
So come on over, guys.
Rumble.com.
We're going to cut the YouTube stream here.
And then we'll be able to get a little bit more honest about shit and talk about certain things.
Find the scenes.
But yeah, single moms in general, guys.
I've said it before.
I'll say it again.
Recreational.
Recreational use only, man.
No offense.
Is anyone here?
No one here has kids, right?
I'm a single mom.
Well, I'm not single, but I'm a mom.
You are a mom.
How many kids do you have?
Just one.
With this guy that you're with now?
No.
My son is five.
Okay.
So he was three when we started dating.
What happened with the dad?
We were together through high school, and then we broke up.
I moved away for college, and then I found out I was pregnant.
And we just decided to co-parent.
Okay.
We are you.
Me.
Yeah, he wanted to stay together.
Oh my god!
Yeah.
What made you say, like, no, I don't think it's going to work out?
Well, we were really young, too, right?
Like, I was...
Like, 18?
Yeah, 18.
Unplanned.
And he...
We broke up for a reason, you know?
So we had fundamental differences, and I felt like he had a lot of growing up to do, too.
Like, different political views, or, like, different...
Yeah, different political views.
Was he, like, liberal?
No.
Like, not super liberal.
Like, I lean conservative.
But, yeah, more liberal than I am.
More liberal than you are.
Okay.
And you gave him a kid.
Well, it was...
Excellent.
Nah, he said that.
Not me.
That was him.
It happened.
It happened.
What the fuck, Chris?
It happened, but I didn't doubt that I was going to keep myself alive.
I still had that, like, Christian upbringing, so I don't believe in abortion.
Yeah.
Wait a minute!
Riddle me this.
I'm confused.
But this is why we have Christian principles, because if I was following them in the first place, then I wouldn't have had a child out of wedlock.
But hold on.
The logic has left the room here.
You know why?
Why?
Because if you're going to follow the Christian belief, right?
Ultimately, what does it say?
No.
Sex before marriage.
That's what I just said.
But hold on.
You say you don't believe in abortions.
You believe in sex before marriage.
No, I don't.
I don't.
No, no, but you did though.
Yes, it was a mistake.
No, but that's what I'm saying.
That's why I double down now on how religious and conservative I am because I see the impact that it's had on my son and my family.
So I don't want...
But do you get what I'm saying, though?
Yeah, I understand, yeah.
That's crazy.
I agree.
They say, okay, I got some sex, but I can't do the other thing?
No, everyone will fall short.
We all fall short.
We all have, you know, our sins and that's why God gives us grace to grow.
If I could go back in time, I wouldn't have, you know, been so reckless.
But just say it's an option.
Don't say you don't believe in it because you did the other part.
No.
No, you can't say that.
How can you say that?
Who says if you had sex before marriage means you believed in it?
Things happen.
No, no.
You made a choice of sex.
It didn't just happen.
You just fell on the dick.
Hey.
I'm just saying.
Anyhow, I digress.
Like, you're in the moment.
It happens.
That doesn't mean that was your intention, but it happens.
But at the same time...
But at the same time...
Yes, and having a baby is too.
But I'm saying...
That's the point.
But I'm saying, that doesn't mean you believed in the whole fact of having sex before marriage.
You did it.
You made a choice, actively.
But she was young, and most people don't fall into the rigorous beliefs of Christianity until after they graduate high school.
And usually, God puts us through certain struggles, like having a baby early and putting a mother at that decision on whether to keep the baby or to not keep the baby.
And that brought her closer to God, ultimately.
So maybe that was his plan.
That's her story.
It's not our future plan.
I'm not arguing the afterthought.
I'm arguing the middle thought right now.
She's saying, listen, at the end of the day, she didn't believe in abortions.
That's Cap, though.
There's many stories in the Bible, for example, of the prodigal son and everyone rebels and we all fall short eventually, especially in your teenage years.
So you can't blame her for, you know, doing something that is so worldly acceptable and conforming to the world because she wasn't spiritually mature yet.
So then when she made the mistake and she snapped out of, you know, the flesh and the desires of the flesh, then she realized all of her Christian upbringing and that's when it hit.
Because you could grow up Christian and literally not be Christian.
You could only be Christian when God reveals himself to you.
That's the thing.
You know, I'm not arguing sin, right?
I'm arguing the thought that abortions are bad.
She maybe wasn't Christian until she had to face the decision of whether or not to abort the baby.
Yeah, it definitely was fully...
I would say I was saved while I was pregnant.
I started going to church.
I wasn't raised going to church.
My father identifies as Christian, but we never went to church.
So you went to church once you were pregnant?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
So I came to Christ when I was 18, I'd say.
Okay.
Amen.
It's not like a testimony to me.
Journey is...
You have sex.
Things happen.
You didn't get a baby.
You know what?
I believe in God now.
I don't know.
I just find it funny.
Everyone's journey is different to God.
And it's just like if you were to be on a fitness journey, you know, like you in your mind, you could say I align with having, you know, eating a certain diet, going to the gym every single day.
But there's some months you fall short.
You know what I mean?
It's a journey.
And just because you have a goal, it doesn't...
It's hard for all of us to wake up and do exactly what we want to do or believe in.
Otherwise, we'd all be exactly where we want to be in every aspect.
Would it be fair to say that your pro-life stance is strictly based on religion?
It's not necessarily from a political standpoint, or is it both?
Because there's some people that are pro-life that aren't religious, is what I mean.
It's more of a religious standpoint for me.
Maybe a little bit political.
Okay.
Alright.
Yeah, because I can see both perspectives.
I can see where he's saying from a religious perspective, it doesn't make sense because X, Y, Z. But then I can also see that there's some people that are pro-life that are just simply not religious, but they just don't believe in abortions because they're like, yo, that's a human life, and then everyone is different on that.
Some people are like, oh...
An assumption.
It's a life.
Some people are like, no, but...
Yeah.
Okay.
So yeah, this all started with single moms?
Did he want a kid?
He did, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, he was happy.
And y'all made it work for a little bit before, I'm assuming?
Or no?
We talked about it.
He just never...
Is the kid back in Canada, I'm guessing?
No, he's here.
Oh, he's here with you.
Okay, all right.
He's here with me.
Fair enough.
And your current boyfriend, y'all been together for, you said like two years?
Yeah.
Okay, so he's involved with the kid then.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, he's involved.
All right.
Damn.
All right.
Yeah, I mean, hey man, treat him well, man, because, you know, it's a lot of risk for a guy to take on.
Suck his dick every day, man.
If I was a girl, man.
Wait, what?
You would?
If I was a girl.
He said if it was a girl.
Come on, I didn't hear the last part.
Yo, kids, move on.
Yeah, alright.
Next one.
Ladies, do you have a question for us or a topic or anything like that y'all want to discuss?
Question, comment, anything you want to discuss?
Do you have any tattoos either, y'all?
No.
Damn.
I can't even lie, bro.
I do.
Okay.
You want to see it?
You do?
You have one?
Nah, I'm just kidding.
I was gonna say, that'd be a waste if they can't see it.
That's the point of it, bro.
What's the point, bro?
You can't see shit.
I grew up in a Muslim household, so piercing your ears or tattoos or anything like that, I would've got my ass whooped.
And then when I became an adult, I was like, ah, I don't need this shit.
And then I just never did it.
I got scared.
I just said to myself, if I ever did porn and saw my tattoo, they didn't know who I am.
So I never did it.
Oh my.
Kiss, you got a tattoo?
Hell no.
Oh, there.
Well, he's-- He's one of them boys.
I just-- Yeah, he's one of them boys, so they can't-- I don't know how those became a thing.
Like, when was the last time you saw, like, a beautiful, majestic tiger or a cheetah and said, "You know what?
That cheetah's so beautiful." But if he just had flaming skulls and flames on him, he'd be so much better.
Like, hell no.
I don't care why you draw on, I don't know.
And you can't get buried in a Jewish cemetery with tattoos, right?
I don't fucking know.
I'm Jewish by blood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I spun a dreidel twice in my life.
Only twice?
Yeah, just twice.
Not even this past Hanukkah?
No, no, we got gypped on Hanukkah.
And they're Jewish, so they gypped us.
How do you juve the Jew?
You're the Jew.
Oh, what the fuck, man?
We got a Jew down, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Well, what?
Man, we got Jewish friends too, man.
What, we can't acknowledge this culture?
Yo, the rules of woke culture is you can talk about yourself if that's what you are, right?
There you go.
And because we're friends, I extend that privilege.
So there you go.
Free Palestine, nigga.
No, no, anyway.
By that explanation, Casey, say that word.
Say that word, Casey.
Night time?
Good job, good job.
I'll say ninja.
Shout out to Casey, man.
Shout out to our buddy Casey, man.
Good sport.
Noah Lydon, the worst you ever, by the way.
Hamar, the hair looks good.
Hey, question for the Russian girl.
Can I get a piece of that Russian territory?
I love the Soviets.
Oh, boy.
You have anything you want to say back to him, Svetlana?
Which is the most Russian last name ever, by the way.
The most Russian name ever, by the way.
It's beautiful.
I didn't understand the question.
That's good.
And I'm busy.
I think he wants...
What did you say?
I'm busy?
Yeah.
I'm busy.
I thought she was going to drop the...
I don't want to speak English.
Okay.
Shout out to the whole FNF team for the value, help, and information you provide for free.
If it was anyone else, you know it's going to be thousands, if not tens of thousands.
Facts, man.
I mean, people would charge you guys an arm and a leg for some of the shit that we do.
Karame used to be a stripper.
LOL. Six bodies is cap.
Anonymous.
That's fine.
You believe what you want to believe.
He knows you.
Who is that?
It's the...
I guess they got a camera on me or whatever.
Or probably your ex-boyfriend on some shit.
The boy that she rejected, I guess.
This is revenge.
Man, I'm not about to be present.
These people don't know me.
Question for you.
But a lot of girls, like, you know, obviously smash for money that are dancers.
Like, what made you quit after six months?
It wasn't for me.
What made it not for you?
I seen how girls had to operate in order to even be in that environment.
Right.
And I wouldn't even want to be...
Give us the specifics.
Like, what made you say, hell no, I'm good?
What made you walk away from me?
I started hating men, for real.
Honestly, truly.
I started really hating men because you were in that atmosphere.
They felt, you know...
Entitled.
Yeah, very much so.
And they could treat you however they wanted to.
And they thought, you know, exactly what it is.
And then, you know...
I had to see girls getting butt-freaked drunk every night just to be up there.
To cope, yeah.
Just to be up there or doing other types of drugs just to make their money.
You know what I'm saying?
And I was like, this is not something for me, you know?
I mean, I would turn down dances.
I would turn down money because I was like, yeah...
I can't even.
Sorry, my legs hurt.
I danced too much.
They called me the lazy dancer.
I was hustling out there like how every other girl was because, honestly, my heart wasn't in that place.
I was really there just for the money, but that wasn't enough.
How'd you make it last for six months?
God, I guess.
Would you agree that to do that kind of work, you have no way of having a real soul because you have to put your morals behind yourself just to be in that environment?
I would say no.
I would say some people have a soul, but I feel like they get lost.
If you stay in it long enough, there's no coming back from it.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
It's like too far, too gone.
Too far gone.
Yeah, too far gone, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so you did the dancing and then you also did the OnlyFans.
What made you quit the OnlyFans?
I barely did the OnlyFans.
I wasn't posting anything crazy.
What made you quit that too?
I just was lazy.
I had to keep posting on there and keep interacting with people.
It was just like, man, freak this.
I was like, alright.
Do you work harder at Home Depot now?
Or are you picking up heavy stuff?
What are you doing for?
When I first started, I was in the lumber.
You're like wood, huh?
Lumber.
As soon as you said lumber, I was like, here we go.
The wood, you know?
No, now I work at the service desk.
I deal with dumb people all day.
What do you want, nigga?
How to break things down for grown people.
Stuff like that.
Gotcha.
If a girl's watching right now and wants to be a dancer or get on OnlyFans, what would you tell them?
At your own discretion, just know what you're getting yourself into.
Because before I started dancing, I literally wrote down the pros and cons.
And I made sure mentally I knew what I was getting myself into.
Interesting.
So you actually wrote all the pros and cons before you did it.
I still did it.
Which list was bigger?
The con list was bigger.
It was.
But you know, what was on top of the pro?
Money.
Was that the only pro?
No, it wasn't the only pro.
I learned how to dance.
I did want to learn how to pole dance.
Because I already know how to dance.
But I really wanted to learn how to pole dance.
And also, I got to experience a different side of life.
It was a different experience.
I really just wanted to experience it.
Yeah, because typically, when a woman goes into that profession, it's for money, of course, but your morals have to go out the window, too, on some level, to maintain it, at least.
For some girls, I still didn't let my morals change.
Yeah, so you walked away.
That's good.
You know, I went to some clubs in Miami.
That's where I was really looking.
Wait, which one?
I went to G5, and then I went to...
G5! Oh, my God!
And then I went to Boobie...
Mr.
Hoot, ain't it?
Pink Pussycat.
That's low-key.
But that one was wilder than G5. Way wilder.
Because it's low-key.
Yeah.
How's it wilder?
Because imagine, right?
Most strip clubs are widely known.
You can do whatever you want in those types of clubs.
They didn't have no rules.
No rules at all.
Bro, I know girls, they don't go to the main ones because everyone goes there.
The smaller ones, oh nigga, they be getting paid, nigga.
That's where they all have.
How do you know?
You can put your hands anywhere you No, that was my first time actually getting touched, like, fully naked.
And I was just like, I got up so quick.
I literally kicked the man with my heel on.
I was like, back the fuck up.
I was telling him to back the fuck up.
We know people that go to those smaller ones because they can do whatever.
I didn't even know.
Where the fuck is that?
I don't know where it is, but I never even heard of it.
I know it's low-key.
It's by a movie trap on the river.
It was not too far.
Not too far.
It's like those inner city areas.
What's it called?
Pink what?
Pink Pussycat.
I heard about it, but it's super low-key.
Why Chris and Moe?
It closed for a while, I heard, and then they reopened.
You never heard about it.
So the audience kind of gets a gist of this.
There's a lot of strip clubs in Miami, and every strip club has a different...
G5, I ain't gonna lie, that's fucking hood.
That's some hood shit, bro.
They had a whole lot of fake big booties, though.
The Office, G5, Kick a Diamond, stay far, bro.
Yeah, that's all black chicks, man.
I keep it a thousand.
Personally, he's gotta be all black.
Personally, I like Gold Rush.
You know why?
And Ratchet Latinas.
The food here is amazing.
Not just black girls, just Ratchet Chicks in general.
It's going to be...
They were black.
They were mostly black.
It's mostly black, but you're going to find Ratchet Latinas and Ratchet White Chicks in there too.
I'll tell you this.
In G5 especially.
It's the place to be.
Shout out to Gold Rush, man.
It should be very well.
The food is amazing.
And guess what?
Snigger Fresh loves the strip clubs, man.
G5 has some good food, too.
I'm going to get shot!
Fried chicken!
I'm going to get shot!
And watermelon won't be in there.
There's some fucking grape drink in there.
They actually have sophisticated food over there in G5. No, they really do.
They do.
They redid it!
I will say this.
When I went, it was redone.
Like, this is the real talk.
They're some of the best food, strip clubs.
I don't know why, but they do.
Lobster.
Pasta, burgers, pizza, salmon, salmon.
That's crazy.
I'm mad I didn't hit them up before I stopped.
Alright, so you would say, know what you're getting yourself into.
So let's say there's a girl watching right now, because I'm actually shocked at how many young women watch her show.
A lot, dude, they just kind of keep it on the low.
What would you tell her if she's thinking about dancing or doing one of these things?
Like I said, I mean, like, if you really feel that's what you have to do, I feel like that's the last, very last option.
A lot of girls who do it, they have no other choice.
I feel like they know that that's what they got for themselves.
But I feel like there's always another choice.
Are you happier now at Home Depot or when you were dancing?
Yes.
Mentally, yes.
Money-wise, no.
You make less, but you're happier at Home Depot.
Yes, mentally, yes, I am.
Well, actually, Icy could talk about this, too.
Yeah, I mean...
Icy, do you want to say something?
Icy, it's up to you.
Yeah, I mean, we know what she thinks.
It's fine.
Okay, what do we got here?
Official ratings for tonight starting from Fresh.
Polar Express 2.
Special Needs Puerto Rican 5.
Edna from The Incredibles 3.
Oh, damn.
Okay.
Ukrainian enemy, three.
Worn out Q-tip head.
Q-tip head.
Four?
Damn.
And then sad Ling Ling lunch lady, one.
I told you I had a resting pitch face.
Wow.
This was the talk to chat from Jungle app earlier.
Spice time.
Real ratings from fresh.
Minnie Mouse 3 Vanilla Sky 4 Daria 3 Putin's Mistress 2 Mixed Italian Haitian Pudding 3 Engaged Cleaning Lady 3 Talk your shit ladies.
You all ass them mid.
Oh my god.
That's from the guy's voice.
I like that one better.
People are so creative.
Jordan Royale, can we get a roleplay of the girls picking up the guys tonight?
I live for that segment.
WFNF, WMAR, WFresh, WMO, WChris, WIC. Let me ask this.
Ladies, do you think it is easy for men to walk up to women and introduce themselves and get a date?
We asked earlier what excuse you would use.
You know, I have a boyfriend, or I'm good, or you also said I'm good.
No English.
In your case, I'm engaged.
Oh, we don't have time for it?
No, we don't.
What's the drive to the time?
It's 12.45.
Oh, shit.
Nah, we could do one.
Yeah, that's fine.
One or two.
Okay, what else do we got here?
So, who thinks it's easy?
Nah.
I think it's difficult.
I mean, easy to approach, because you can just walk up to anyone.
For sure, but to actually get somewhere?
Nah.
Nah.
You guys all think it's hard?
Yeah.
Damn, what the fuck, man?
Y'all think he wants to show us some shit?
It depends on the guy.
We just live real life.
Serious, like, real talk.
Where the fuck you guys been, man?
Could've used y'all last week.
This is a Holy Girl podcast.
No, do you peep the crosses, though, on our next day?
No, not me.
I will say, mid panels are more based.
Wow.
Am I lying?
They understand what it is.
Okay, fresh, fresh.
You're funny.
Shout out to our Ninja that just became a member, by the way, guys.
It's only five bucks to subscribe, man.
Join us and join the fight against free speech.
As y'all know, on Rumble, they try to fucking do some bullshit with the SEC, try to say that the numbers aren't real or whatever.
And you guys just saw, like, look, we got 20,000 live viewers right now.
Clearly, those people went over from YouTube over to Rumble.
And actually, Chris posted the Google numbers just so they can verify, line by line, the actual real numbers.
Yeah, man.
So...
Also, if you guys want to support us, download the Rumble app on TV and watch us there.
Yes!
Huge help, by the way.
Yes, it's new.
It's on the Roku?
Yeah, everywhere.
It's on the Roku.
Hey!
And the quality, guys, by the way, on Rumble, I know some of y'all have your criticisms or whatever, it's getting better, but the quality on Rumble is actually better than on YouTube because you can go, like, damn near almost 4K. It's like 1920p or some shit like that.
So you guys will be able to actually see the full power of these Sony FX3 cameras that we use in here.
So, yeah, man.
What else do we got here?
Oh, okay.
Them boys, them coins goes, the atrocities were real.
One tactic the Austrian painter used was gluing pennies to the bottom of the swimming pools and a lot of my people drowned trying to retrieve them.
There's no fucking way that's true.
This is Rubble.
They're gonna say that shit.
You guys don't give a fuck, man.
All right.
The art list goes, ladies, imagine you find out tomorrow you are pregnant and the father is the last person you slept with.
How is...
The father?
Okay, how's everyone feeling about that?
How does the convo go, etc?
Fresh chill, bro.
Fresh chill.
Yo, this is too good.
Fresh chill, bro.
The father?
Fresh chill.
Let's start here.
Fresh chill out.
If you had to be pregnant by the last person you had sex with, how would that convo go?
Would you keep it?
Would I keep the baby?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, of course.
But would I stay with him?
Probably not.
Does anybody be a single mother?
I don't want to get into it, but there was nothing there.
There was nothing.
Well, I appreciate you keeping life in order.
What about you?
I try.
That person you smash, would you have their baby?
If not, what would a convo be like?
Listen, nigga!
I'm Puerto Rican, fuck you!
Puerto Ricans don't get abortions.
They don't.
Which is very scary, bro.
I stay away from Puerto Ricans.
I would, um...
Oh, please!
I would...
Are you sure?
Wait, who was that person?
I don't know, it was so long ago.
No, I gotta go!
Timeline!
Wait, Chris!
Mo!
Timeline!
Let me connect this.
Next girl.
Long time ago.
Did it fit properly?
Wow Was it in fit shape?
Was it in fit shape?
I don't remember Long time ago Why did you laugh at me?
This is too good Because that's actually I'm sorry bro Oh no Okay Cut it, cut it, cut it Cut it out Hold on, what would you do?
Let's keep it or no?
Would you raise it Muslim?
I would keep it Oh shit I would keep it, I would keep it Yeah?
Yeah.
How would that convo go?
I was like...
I'm pregnant.
I feel good now.
I was like, hey, I'm pregnant.
Myron, I'm sorry.
I didn't do it.
Okay, we'll move on, motherfuckers, man.
Myron, I'm sorry.
Nothing happened, man.
I don't know why our niggas keep saying this shit, man.
Okay.
You guys are got any fucking...
All of you niggas, man.
Ugh!
What about you?
I will get my revenge.
How would the convo go between you and this person?
Would you just say, hey, I'm keeping it too bad?
No, no, the guy is great, so it would be good for both of us.
She call him up.
Comrade, we're having a child.
Whether you like it or not.
Mother Russia, I'm keeping it.
Your father Russia.
We will continue.
I will have the children and we will fight Ukraine and be single again.
Soviet Union will come back.
Poor couple.
What was that?
That was a good accent.
You like my voice?
That's what she really been thinking.
She doesn't want to say it.
She tried to be nice.
But it reminds me of Fokzolenski.
Russia forever.
Russian women are tough.
I keep the baby.
And raise it like a real man.
Yeah.
Like a real man.
A real man.
All right.
I love that.
What about you?
I would keep the baby.
What about the nigga?
I'm keeping him too.
Really?
Yes.
Wait, so you said you didn't know where he was.
Obviously you don't like him that much.
I didn't say that my ex was the last person I was with.
Oh, my bad.
Yeah, she's dating some guys.
That's body seven or six?
Or eight?
He's four.
Wait, wait.
The last person you smash.
Oh, he's six.
Okay.
That was a lie.
Alright.
What about you?
You don't need more for that one.
Shotgun wedding.
I don't want to have a kid out of wedlock.
So, we'll just get married quickly.
Shotgun wedding.
Yeah.
Listen, bro.
Let me tell you, man.
I got married for religion.
Doing that shit again?
Hell nah.
Stupid.
You got married for what?
He married all for religion.
Stupid.
Not smart.
You're divorced?
Hell yeah.
Stupid!
Why did it end?
Well, you call it an annulment?
Anyhow, yeah.
I just didn't want to be there anymore.
Why?
Just because?
Did she do everything that she had to do?
Yeah, she was cool.
Okay, so why'd you leave?
What?
What?
Nah, that's not the reason.
What's the real reason?
Yo, I would not be here today if I was still there, bro.
How long was y'all marriage?
Less than one year Stupid Oh, a long time Nah Nah That's a long time Nah, they had it That was short That's short Cool person.
Next!
So you don't want to go in depth about it, huh?
Wow!
I mean, what was I talking about?
What does that one say?
Mine is your revenge right here.
Okay.
Miss China's Van Cleef bracelet.
Shalom, Casey.
First one to know if the carpets match the drapes.
Yo.
What the carpets match the drapes?
Who is that?
That's gay, bro.
Miss China's Van Cleef bracelet?
What is that even a reference to?
Shalom.
Miss China.
Shalom, Casey.
That's from Miss China.
So they're trying to ask if you, uh, oh, why do you just want to know that?
It's kind of gay.
Yeah, it's kind of really, really gay.
Well, answer it anyway, nigga.
I don't know!
And ask Casey, Casey.
Uh, no, my pews were darker, but I had them lasered off, so they don't even exist anymore.
What?
That was answering the fucking question!
You want me to answer the fucking question or not?
You actually got your pubes lasered off?
Yeah, that's the big thing.
Am I the other who does it sometimes?
Listen, listen, listen.
Am I the one who kind of gives like, say you're making out with a chick, she's at your place or whatever, you're kind of half naked with her, and you don't know if it's fully gonna go down, so give her like the quick preview.
Just pull, your dick is hard, you just kind of pull down the box, so you can kind of see it.
It's just like a funny little thing, like, oh, look what you did!
He has a method!
A funny little thing!
Am I the only one who does that?
Yes!
Yes!
Because half the time they look at it and they go like, oh my god, it's so clean, and like, there's no hair, and oh my god, it's so...
It's like a Hail Mary.
You just throw it out there.
You got nothing to lose.
I mean, I shave my balls, but like, bro, you got it lasered?
Okay.
One question, did it hurt?
By a man or a woman?
Uh, you did it.
- It's like a machine. - Whoa! - Whoa! - Whoa! - We've been like this. - Hell no! - Wait a minute.
- Hell no, bro. - That's a secret, I'm sorry. - Stop talking, bro. - We've been like this.
Scorn just shouted Casey's white.
Chad's out of pocket, dude.
How much did it cost?
I did in Columbia.
It was cheap as fuck.
It was like $20 a session.
A session?
Yeah, you gotta get multiple sessions.
And it's done forever?
No, they call it semi-perman.
It comes in really light and you gotta get a little upkeep.
I actually bought on Amazon.
I just got a little device.
I can use it at home now and just zap that shit myself.
Why is this just so weird to you?
Do you want a jungle ass, hairy, bushy dick, or do you want a clean dick?
It's just like, it's not as common for a man to do the lasering.
But what do you prefer?
I mean, obviously, no hair.
That's what I'm saying.
I get it.
It's like, you know, the bottom line is the bottom line when people are a little confused by how you get there.
But, bro, I didn't know that, like, dudes...
I guess that's how I do it.
I have negotiated blowjobs this way, bro.
They're like, oh, well, you're not my boyfriend and everything with the condom the first time and blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, I turn on the light and they're like, get up, turn on the lights.
Okay, just look at it.
It's clean.
There's no marks.
There's no weird...
It's just perfect.
They're like, yeah, you're right.
Okay, I feel, yeah.
Let me see.
Okay, they smell it real quick.
Okay, cool.
They're good to go.
You know what people say?
Women are very emotional creatures and change her mood, not her mind.
You can get mad logical with girls.
You can be like, listen, just look at it.
Let's be logical.
Let's be pragmatic about this shit.
It's clean.
He's like, yo, I'm white.
Dude, listen.
White game is different, man.
I got a resume.
If you looked at my resume, you'd be impressed.
No, no, no.
We know you do some damage.
But no, that's actually...
Bro, I'm a heavy hitter.
Are you guys going to do it?
Yeah.
I'm thinking about it.
Is he convincing you?
Shaving is annoying, bro.
Because I shave my balls, too.
Why do you shave?
No, you just let him say Harry?
Yeah!
Bro, for me, listen, listen, understand, life is a jungle.
Well, they can't say Harry.
She must find the fruits in the jungle.
You don't.
You make her navigate the forest?
Yes!
Bro, it's fun, bro, it's fun.
Well, he's so black, it don't matter.
Exactly.
They don't even know if it's pubes.
Actually, actually, I've been told they prefer the jungle.
Let's go around the panel, let's ask the ladies.
Okay.
What do you prefer?
The jungle or no landscape?
Do you want the hedges burned or do you want the hedges there?
I... I... I... What the hell?
Hair or no hair?
No hair, but I understand why he would say women would prefer it, because I mean, it's like a sense of manliness.
Like, you got hair.
It's like, wow, okay.
What about you?
Hair or no hair?
What the fuck?
Hair or no hair for you?
It's like a little boy under.
It's kind of like you don't have no hair.
Okay.
Break it on, sis.
Break it down.
Hair or no hair?
No hair.
Alright.
Hair or no hair?
I feel like hair, but keep it trimmed.
If you're super hairy, you've got to maintain it.
Fresh don't even trim, dog.
Nigga, how you know?
Nigga, how you know?
What about you, Russia?
Hair or no hair?
Why do we have to choose, actually?
You know, maybe one day it's with hair.
If you have to choose.
She likes diversification.
One day you can shave it.
Gun to your head, pick one.
If you have to choose one.
You have to choose one for the rest of your life.
I'm talking about one, actually.
Forever.
Yeah, AK-47 to your head.
Like, um...
One forever.
I don't want to choose.
Nigga, just...
Listen.
Because she's versatile.
She likes both.
Yeah.
No shave.
Not shaved.
Okay, so not shaved.
Full hair, okay.
Yeah, that's a grown woman right there.
Yeah, she's 30, nigga.
I don't want a grown woman.
She wants uncircumcised, too, in that part of the world.
Oh, God.
All right, what about you?
What?
Hair, no hair.
Yeah, in a lot of Eastern European countries.
I don't want that hair in my mouth.
No hair.
We already know what a cleaning lady wants.
She wants a clean.
No, I mean, I honestly don't care.
Whatever my man gives me, I'll be happy with.
There you go.
If you could pick, which one would you prefer?
Maintained hair.
So groomed.
Yeah.
It's not like 30 inches long.
Most girls don't want it, bro.
So it's like...
Listen, man.
The ones I talk to, they like it.
At that point, it's just too late.
They're like, I'm already here.
I've come this far.
So why shame for them, bro?
He's giving me a place to stay.
I got a free room in my house.
Why shame for them, bro?
How did we get here, bro?
I know, that's so crazy.
Oh, because someone asked if the carpet smashed the drapes.
Someone asked some fucking gay ass.
You can say fag.
Yeah, we're on Rumble now.
Jesus, I don't want to get you canceled again.
Someone asked a faggot question.
All right, this has been a very interesting pod.
We have some more chats here.
Yeah, more chats, then we'll close this thing out.
Rich Spirit says, if you were married and your husband told you he wanted to be able to fuck with women, would you try and compromise with him?
If no, why?
If yes, how?
Actually, this is the best question for her.
He wants other girls.
How would you compromise if you did?
We actually talked about this before.
If he did cheat on me, I wouldn't leave him.
But if it becomes a reoccurring thing...
shape and everything and if it becomes like a reoccurring thing like every month that i'm gonna try to get to the root of it and depending on the root of it we're gonna have to go to the pastor because like why are you why are you doing it every month but i will try my best to like salvage it but like religion wise it'll put me between a rock and hard place i will do my best to do my part as a woman and still serve him as i should as his wife but at the end of the day it's between him and god I can't really do anything about it.
Also, you wouldn't leave.
No, I can't.
I vowed to stay, so I can't.
I made the vow to Him, and I made the vow to God.
I won't be able to leave.
Alright!
I wouldn't be happy, but I would say.
Wadultery.
All right.
Wadultery is crazy.
All right, what about you?
You're not kidding.
The compromise would be, if you get to, I get to.
Oh, shit.
What?
Oh, yes.
They said, what would the compromise be if he asked me?
You just left OnlyFans at the strip club.
Right, but...
You want multiple niggas?
Even if I don't.
I mean, I need to let you think I am.
What the hell?
Like, shit, man.
Come on now.
You're telling me you want to do that?
All right.
Well, all right.
You get to do it.
I get to do it.
See?
I told you, bro.
Whole department.
Lumber department.
Stop it.
I'm telling you.
She likes the wood.
Stop it.
Okay.
Okay, wait.
Do you think the guy would accept that, though?
I mean, if you're coming to me and telling me what you want.
So that's how you would negotiate with him?
Yes.
Like, I want to be able to see other guys.
What if he said no?
No what?
Bye.
Wow.
What if he's the man of your dreams?
The man of my dreams is God.
He wouldn't even ask me no foolish shit like that.
It doesn't matter what you think!
God would even smash you, bro.
What about you, Miss Russia?
What are you doing?
Yeah, I would ask him the same if he's okay, if I'm seeing other guys.
Do you want to smash other comrades?
Bro!
Yo!
If you actually have a man, do you actually want to see other comrades?
Let's be honest here.
What did they shave down there?
Fresh, you suck with axes, man.
Just stop, baby.
Mother Russia.
Snicker, kid.
This is the worst with these axes, man.
Well, I can't answer this question.
Because realistically, because you guys are saying, like, you would just talk to other men, but do you want other men when you have a man?
Let's be honest here.
No, no, just...
Hey!
So why are you advocating for something you don't even want?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It doesn't mean I will start dating other men.
I will ask him, and I want to see his reaction to that.
Oh, you want to just piss him off?
Yeah.
No, if he's okay with that, maybe I'm not his woman, and we should just, you know...
No man wants his girl to be with other women, though.
But this is, like, if y'all married, though.
Yeah.
So y'all, like...
Someone's paying attention.
Thank you.
Like I said.
I mean, I sleep in that bed, I sleep in this area.
So you would want other men too?
No, I don't think so.
This is not the reason for me to see other men.
So then why would you say that?
I just want to know if this man is okay.
Me, see another man.
I'm going to test him.
Yeah, she just wants to test so he can say, he's going to say, fuck no, you will not see another man.
Okay.
Just shave your pubes for me and I'll be happy.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
What are you doing?
If we were married, I would do my best to work it out, but it would not be good on my end.
We would not be.
You wouldn't be happy?
No, of course not.
What the heck?
You seem quiet, but I bet you're a bunch of trouble under there.
Trouble?
Under there.
She's got a spicy side.
Excuse me.
Yeah, I would try to work it out, but I might move out.
She's going to break his car window, find his address, pull up on him.
They're married.
The address is the same.
And he's taking care of your kid?
Yeah.
Can't have some sides, you know?
Yeah, like you said.
Some childless pussy here and there.
I made a commitment to him and I made a commitment to God, right?
You got a son or daughter?
I have a son.
She gonna pull up with her son.
But that's the thing.
We're talking about commitment.
Hey, listen, Nikki, you cheat on us.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You cheat on us.
Backtrack, backtrack.
Backtrack, backtrack.
Y'all were saying, y'all made a commitment, but he's breaking that commitment.
He's breaking it, but that doesn't mean I have to.
That doesn't mean I have to break it.
It doesn't mean we have to.
I made a covenant with God.
That don't mean you gotta stay either.
That makes you a better person.
No, like, his actions shouldn't make us break our own vows to him and to God.
But he already broke those vows with that action.
Yeah, he did.
That doesn't mean I have to.
But earlier you said you understood coming to God that you don't want to, you know, do certain things.
So if you came to God and he cheated, I mean, you should stay because you understand now the rules of the game.
What?
Come again?
I'm saying she made a choice to commit to her husband and God, so why change that when he made a mistake?
Right, that's what I'm saying.
I would try to work it out.
So that's good.
A mistake means once.
You better learn from it.
Oh, you better learn from it?
Yes, a mistake does not mean reoccurring multiple times.
A mistake is a mistake.
Like a genuine mistake.
A genuine mistake.
Who hurt you, man?
Who hurt you?
Too much, guys.
What about you?
What would you do?
If we're married, I would try and work it out.
But if it was reoccurring...
Oh, punks!
I don't know.
Sorry.
What about you?
Um...
Yeah, I would try to work it out, I guess.
Like they say, it's a one-time thing, but at the same time, it shows your character.
But I'd probably have to take that up with God, for sure.
At the same time, it's our duty as a woman to do that with our husband.
And if I was sick, or I just gave birth, and I can't serve my husband, and I can't provide that...
Then I can't be mad at him for seeking it elsewhere.
You gotta give that as it needs.
But he's seeking something that he can get with you.
I don't understand it.
He won't be able to...
She's saying she's not able to.
But he still needs to seek that with you.
I guess that's what he's doing there.
He still has to seek it with me, yes.
But I also can't blame him.
But that's where communication lies.
No, but that's the question.
Because he's coming to us.
He's coming to us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like I said...
Alright, go ahead.
If I come to you and I say I want to do it, I don't want to hear nothing else.
No, if I'm sick or I just had a baby, I think he should have enough self-discipline to stay within a marriage.
If we expect him to be celibate until marriage, I think they should have enough self-discipline.
How long does it take to recover from a baby?
Women don't like celibate men.
Celibate men aren't attractive to women.
I find self-discipline very attractive.
Abstinence or virgin?
You?
Yeah.
Yeah, see?
Come on.
You even looking at us crazy.
Dude tells you, yeah, I'm a virgin.
Man, you guys, vagina dries up like the Grand Canyon, man.
No, not really.
Girls say this bullshit, but they...
Why does it actually bother me?
Like, why does that bother women?
Celicacy shows a lot of self-discipline.
No, I completely believe in self-discipline, too.
It's just, you know, sometimes you slip up.
Right, right, right.
Men that can't attract women and isn't getting sex is not respected by women.
Sorry.
You guys can say whatever you want to say.
What if it's by choice?
Very rarely it's by choice.
Very rarely.
What if he's a devout Christian?
I've met men that are Christians.
But they're speaking generally.
They're speaking widespread.
They're speaking this.
You know what?
The argument here is yes.
What if a Christian is actually self-disciplined?
That's great.
That's actually what you should do.
However, let's be honest here.
They be in the strip club too.
Just saying.
He just don't see it.
Alright.
What else we got here?
Well, economics.
Some of you said, of course, you don't have a voice.
Okay.
Question for ladies.
As a woman without a child, would you seriously date a single father of an eight-year-old, 40 years old, $150,000 per year, or nine to five?
Also, do you think our single dads and single moms differ?
And we talked about that earlier.
But would you date a guy, 40 years old, has an eight-year-old, makes $150,000 per year?
We'll start with you.
Yes or no?
Sounds good, but I don't know.
I don't think so.
Why not?
Just because of the age gap, I feel like it's weird to bring a 40-year-old.
Someone's 20 years older than me to my parents.
What about you?
No, I wouldn't.
Too old?
Yeah, and he has a child.
Oh yeah, I forgot that part.
What about you?
Yeah, if he was the man of my dreams.
Ideal guy.
What about you?
No, but just because the lifestyle is different.
He works like 9 to 5 and I work differently.
I have projects and my life is different.
Alright, what have you made a million?
Yes, maybe.
You got to speak that language.
No, you mean he makes millions with this kind of life?
Nine to five?
No, it's just a different lifestyle.
We will not match.
She says that until she meets him.
And then she gets a taste.
What about you?
If the morals are right, his head's face right, mine's face right.
Yeah, why not?
Alright, what about you?
Yeah, but I just feel like for women, it's easier to go into that dynamic because it's easier for us to nurture and show love to a child than it is for a man to come in and just automatically start paying for a kid that isn't his.
So I just feel like it'll be easier for me.
I wouldn't have a problem with it.
Yeah, okay.
What else do we got here?
Okay, Fresh Trick Miss China.
Oh, what the hell?
Okay.
Hi, Baby Fresh.
Thank you for the expensive gifts.
I love my new $30,000 Van Cleef.
P.S. I am a ladyboy.
Haha, very funny.
Nice troll.
Anything else?
Alright, and then we'll close this thing out here.
This man, Myra, trying to cook, but the nigga ended up exposing himself accidental self-snitching much, bruh?
Okay, Punisher, thanks.
What the hell?
Hey, yo!
Hey, yo!
Can you take that down, please?
What the hell?
Wait, what the fuck is that?
Oh, I don't know what that is.
Take it down!
Take it down!
What?
Ladies, would you let your son marry his fiance if she had footage of her doing this on the internet, or would you advise him to find another wife?
Did this wife have material behavior?
Subscribe to Local for the BTS. That is you!
Can you take it off?
That is you!
Wait, you stripped down in your clothes?
That is you!
Take it off!
Take it off!
Local gang caught her.
Yo, yo, yo!
That was just a girl's moment!
What the hell?
Wizzy...
What is up, FNF? I saw you guys had a part on how to burn fat, build muscle.
But you guys never talked about how to build muscle for our skinny guys.
Please, what do I do to train and push pull legs?
Yo, DM me.
I'm going to open up the training again.
I've just been taking some time.
But yeah, just DM me coach and we'll work on that, bro.
Because I used to be skinny myself.
DM me a coach in all caps, so I know it's you.
Also figured out this trick.
My teacher is the one and only Mr.
Punisher $1 donor.
Okay, thanks bro.
Fresh's balls are officially fresh as hairy balls now.
Okay.
Punisher goes, that stripper pole in the back be smelling like rancid fish.
I wonder why this nigga man.
Oh my god.
Moe be 6.9 so much he's considered a universal donor now.
God damn.
Svetlana, have you heard of Freshman CEO, the Booty Whisperer, internationally known for clapping cheeks with 10-inch trombone?
Anyway, you're coming home with us.
First hot goes, then back to crib to the crib where your cheeks will be clapped like a Cherokee drum.
Make the move, Fresh, and Svetlana, don't forget to tell your friends about this pleasurable experience.
Do you have anything you want to say back to them, Svetlana?
Don't respond.
Yes, sir!
Get him Fresh!
Svetlana, have you ever been with a black guy before?
No.
No?
Don't respond.
Yeah!
Fresh!
Get him Fresh!
From Russia with love, right?
Fresh, you gon' get him?
I've had girls tell me they tried the STD rejections.
Don't care.
What the fuck?
What?
Oh, shit.
I told you!
He said don't care!
Niggas don't care, bro!
Not gonna lie, this panel looks toothless without Myron.
Anyways, ratings for these fishermen for Fresh.
You can call them fishmen?
Okay, Oscar from Shark Tales, three.
Mariel, five.
Four Eyes, four.
Soviet Honian, four.
Low Budget Lenny Henry, three.
Fat Sanji, five.
Goddamn, man.
That nigga's fucked up.
Each girl, name one continent, two countries, and two states.
One continent, Africa.
Alright, two countries now.
Brazil, Italy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
One at a time.
Okay.
Okay.
Florida, Texas.
Alright.
Alright, oh shit.
Okay, states, okay.
Do y'all wanna go through that?
Do we got time, Chris?
I know I'm right.
Damn it.
Alright, so we'll start here.
Name one continent, two countries, and two states.
North America, Paraguay, Uruguay.
Two states now.
Pennsylvania and North Carolina.
Alright, what about you?
South America.
Uh-huh.
Not two countries?
Paris.
No, I meant France.
France.
Yeah.
And Colombia.
All right.
Two states.
California and Texas.
All right.
Texas, baby!
What about you?
Asia.
Okay.
The Philippines.
Okay.
And Ghana.
Okay.
Not two states?
Michigan and California.
I give you credit because you're Canadian.
Yeah.
Thank you.
What about you?
Europe.
Okay.
Two countries now?
Russia and the United States.
Oh, God damn it.
Too easy.
Okay.
And Florida and California.
All right.
We're being too easy today, but we'll let's start.
She hasn't went.
No, no.
She put you on blast.
God damn.
Okay, get to her, man.
Sorry, sorry.
All right.
What about you, Mitt?
Australia, Turkey, Greece, Tennessee, and Montana.
Alright.
Yo, I'm telling you, mid panels are the most base panels ever, bro.
I don't understand that.
What do you mean by that?
You guys are beautiful.
He's calling us basic.
He's trying to say that y'all are not bad.
He's trying to say that you guys are not.
I didn't say that.
That's what they said.
Are you saying mid girls are more smarter than bad?
I'm smoking hot.
I'm saying you guys are average looking because mid is literally the middle is what he's saying.
Which isn't bad.
Are you saying we're smarter than, like, the baddies?
Hell yeah.
Yes.
I wouldn't even want to be considered a baddie.
Do you see what they do in that show?
Oh no, I agree.
Baddies, baddies, shut up.
I agree.
Bad Girls Club, all that stuff.
We're all tens here.
I don't care what those people say.
You're right.
That's cool.
Debbie Freshman, these 304s less than mid, and I'm on my way to starting my own clothing line.
Wish me luck, boys.
All right, King Top.
What does 304s mean?
Hoes.
Yeah, what is that?
Always kryptonize accountability.
We all have free will, religious or not, and we are responsible for 100% of our actions.
Don't blame God for any of your choices, okay?
He got it.
Eric goes, does a single dad with kids work with single mom with kids just like Megan Fox and MGK? Yeah, it's a better setup.
Alvolutionary?
Okay, gotta shave it.
You don't want that bush stuck between her teeth.
Jason Todd goes, an experiment was ran asking participants, would they rather accept the salary of $100K and allow colleagues to make $200K or $50K and allow colleagues to make $25K? Most chose $50K. Thoughts?
Yeah, people are selfish, man.
I don't understand.
Okay.
Jay Epstein on the couch tonight with the clean balls.
I got it.
What the fuck, bro?
I gotta fit in.
Oh, man.
With the cream balls.
It's crazy.
All right.
And then, okay, W Show, W Team.
Thank you so much, Owboys.
All right.
Yeah, tried a different concept.
Yo, let our guy know to refine some of those questions, Mo.
That was the first time we tested it up.
Let's get the last thoughts from the ladies and close it out.
All right.
We'll start here.
Or...
Where?
Where are we starting?
We can start wherever y'all want.
The left is fine.
What was it?
Left?
Okay.
I think this was my favorite panel ever since I've been here.
You've been on some rough ones, right?
Yeah, I have.
Yeah.
This wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
What did you think it was going to be?
Uh oh.
I thought I'd really leave hating you.
You leave what?
Leave hating you.
But I don't feel nobody.
But you know.
What made you think that?
Clips?
TikTok?
Yeah.
Other people?
Yeah.
All of it.
You're alright.
I had a great time.
You ladies were great, though.
Yeah, they don't show the parts where the girls are annoying as hell for two hours, then I kick them off.
Oh, that's good.
They only show the clips where I kick them off, but they don't see everything that led to it.
We're not that bad.
We're not, man.
Kind of.
You know what?
A little close-minded, but yeah, not that bad.
Oh, what's closed-minded then?
It's okay.
I mean...
Tell us!
What's closed-minded?
Tell us!
I meant what I said!
And I said what I meant!
And I said what I said!
Alright, no, I understand that.
But like, what is closed-minded?
Tell us what, specifically.
Because, basically, we were basically speaking on general, general, general, and I'm just not a general, general person.
Like, it's...
Oh, sorry.
To the mic, to the mic, to the mic.
To the mic, to the mic.
I'm not a general person.
Like, I'm just more so...
So you're different?
I'm always thinking outside the box.
I don't...
She belongs to the streets.
But no, like, my mind's just more open to different possibilities, you know?
I'm not stuck on, yeah, that's what it is.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but wouldn't you agree that the world operates on generalities?
But I get it.
We'll just keep it like that.
But the world operates on generalities.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm just asking you.
Doesn't the world operate on generalities though, not specifics and special circumstances?
You know, that's how this world works.
That's not how I work.
This is my point.
You won't get it.
You live in this world.
Yeah.
I'm not of this world.
I may live in this world, but I'm not of this world.
You could call it what you want.
And you want a nose piercing right now.
And?
Yeah, okay.
Stupid!
He's like, everything is something.
Like, are you trying to get at something?
Are you trying to eat?
Because I'm like...
What are you trying to eat?
Something.
Something.
I mean, nah, that's Mo.
Okay, cool.
Like I said, like I said...
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant, and I said what I said.
So, next.
I got a quick question for you.
Okay, go ahead.
Let's say hypothetically speaking.
Oh, I hate hypothetically speaking questions.
Yeah, I know.
It forces critical thinking, right?
What if I was really fat, played video games all the time, and I really like nacho cheese, right?
And I ate nacho cheese all the time, and I had it on my shirt, the breadcrumbs.
And then someone told me, hey man, you need to get a job and stop being a loser.
But then I told them, nah, because I'm not of this world.
I'm going to do what I want to do.
That don't even make no sense.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wouldn't that make me fairly delusional?
That would make you delusional.
Because I said I'm not of this world, I still have to work.
I still have to live in this world, but I don't think like this world, is what I mean by I'm not of this world.
Understandable.
That's what I, sorry.
What makes you think that you're different from of this world then?
What thoughts do you have that make you different and not of this world?
My thoughts, period.
Okay, tell us some of those thoughts.
I have already.
Haven't I told you enough?
Well, you've said a lot of things that other girls have said, so I guess all of y'all are not of this world.
Actually, I feel like I've said a lot of different things than all these girls have said.
I mean, on other panels, yeah.
You've said very similar things than the other 3,000 plus.
That's fine!
And that's my point!
There is people like me, so I keep an open mind.
No, but they're all the same.
Okay, cool.
Next.
So that repeats your argument that you're different.
So we're not getting anywhere.
Do you want to continue?
You're not getting anywhere.
I'm just letting you know that you're not as special as you think you are, that's all.
That's cool.
You're missing one chain.
Two chains.
It's different.
And what I've also noticed is that only girls say weird stuff like, I'm not of this world, and weird stuff like that.
Men, we would never say that.
That's fine.
I don't get your point.
I still don't get your point of saying that.
That a lot of women are delusional, don't live in reality, and they can say wild things like, I'm not of this world, or whatever it may be, but as men we must be of this world because we gotta compete and compare.
Wait, I'm not of this world looking at this guy.
Of course they got something to say.
So what world are you from then?
I'm not saying I'm not...
It's a spiritual level and if you don't get that, you don't get that.
I can't break that down.
If you're of this world, you are against him.
That's what we're trying to get at.
I'm not of this world.
I'm not of this world.
Okay, what about you, Ms.
Russia?
And what is the question?
How do you feel?
Last thoughts on the show.
I love her!
No, she's so cute.
Well, I had fun.
I don't take it seriously.
Yeah.
The atmosphere is great.
Take it with a grain of salt.
Yeah, people are very nice, and the company is super comfortable for me.
You didn't say much, man.
Well, it was some kind of coming out of comfort zone for me.
Yeah, you shall.
Okay.
Because of the language, you know.
She did really good.
You're doing good.
Yeah, she did really good.
I'm trying, yeah.
Thanks, guys.
Thank you, guys.
Good job for speaking.
What about you?
What's your thoughts?
Well, actually, my boyfriend and I got in a huge argument over him saying that the world works in generality.
Oh, no.
Fuck.
Oh.
And I was like...
Wait, he said that the world works in generalities?
Yes, and I said...
Well, it was a specific argument, and I just said there's more nuance and, like, context with things.
You know, I feel like certain situations you need to look...
You can't just generalize.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you have to analyze the situation.
Just like we interviewed everyone, everyone had different answers.
People come from different backgrounds.
Not really.
You guys agreed on most things.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
Well, people do have their different backgrounds, different religions, different ethnicities.
Does he watch the show at all?
He used to watch the show.
He used to?
Used to?
Nigga, it's Hawaii.
What do you do to him?
It's a Hawaii day.
We fought about it.
We fought about it a little bit.
See?
That's messed up, man.
Yeah, he used to watch the show.
And I would get a little triggered sometimes.
What triggers you the most?
It's not that...
You know what?
You guys are actually very similar.
Honestly, I agree with a lot of the stuff that he would say and that you would say on the podcast.
It's just the delivery for me.
Actually, you know what's funny?
If you actually watch the show and listen to us, he wouldn't date you.
He wouldn't date you at all.
Pardon?
I'm saying if your boyfriend followed the show, to be real, Oh, no.
Well, he watched it for entertainment purposes.
He didn't watch the daytime shows.
He didn't watch it after hours.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But, yeah.
I mean, hey, man.
I mean, I hope y'all work out and everything else like that.
But, yeah.
So, what would you guys talk about in specific when he said that the world operates in generalities and you were talking about more nuanced stuff?
He was one example.
Yeah, what was it about?
No, it was just like, it would just be like a broad sweeping statement.
Like, women like men that blank.
And it's not true.
Like, not all women like certain types of men.
There's women that like What was the specific thing he acknowledged?
I can't remember exactly what it was.
Was it height, money, status?
No, it had to do with them being dominant and having the final stay with things.
That is what women are attracted to.
Well, I do agree, but I was just saying that not all women, you know, not all women.
It's very close-minded when you say in general.
It's just close-minded.
Question for you.
Do you want a guy that you could boss around?
No.
No, not boss around.
So thanks for proving my point.
No, I like the guys who can come to a common ground.
We can come to a common...
You can't admit that most guys are pretty much the same in some ways.
Obviously!
So that means generally they're going to do the same things, right?
So put that woman now.
Generally you're going to do the same things because you're pretty similar.
We're just saying in generalities it makes sense.
It's interesting because they'll say like...
That's just how you guys have to put things to understand it.
And now everything is general.
And then I said, well, what was it about?
And you agreed.
Because that women like dominant men.
Well, that's actually true.
Women in general do like that.
Well, dude, I don't know.
And then I asked her, well, do you want a guy you can boss around?
No.
So you want a dominant guy.
So that proves our point even more.
Listen, this is a great area.
I don't want to be bossed around.
I don't want to boss around.
A dominant man doesn't boss you around.
This is what I've realized about women.
This is what I've realized about interviewing almost 3,000-year-olds.
You guys all want to say that you're special and different, so you guys dislike general assessments of how things work.
Because what it does is it puts you in a box with a bunch of other people and women like to feel special.
But the cold reality is that you're not special.
To you!
See?
Of course.
You know I had to add that in there.
The reality is that you guys are way more similar than you guys think you are.
Okay.
And that's what I think...
That's where the issue lies.
Men are okay with this.
We are okay with all thinking the same and having a very similar mindset.
That's a problem.
It's actually not.
That's why men are extremely easy to please.
Realistic.
But women, on the other hand...
Like, have this crazy mindset that, like, I'm different from every other chick and I'm special.
And that's actually what fucks women up so much is that they think that they're different and special.
But the reality is a lot of you guys are the same.
But we give that to you guys.
Like, I think there's a lot of differences in men.
And that's why I chose the partner that I have is because he has the characteristics that, like, align with my values.
I think that's why he chose me as well.
You settled.
Like what?
Like, he's like a provider type mindset.
He's religious.
Well, he believes in God and we pray together and things like that.
He takes the lead.
He's a dominant man.
Question.
Was your ex like that?
The one I gave you the kid?
Was he like that?
God-fearing?
No.
Responsible provider?
No.
So that was a mistake on my part, so I'm doing better.
You know?
What are you going to get at?
So you're going to be your first pick then.
Who?
Your current boyfriend.
Yes, he was.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm with him now because I chose him based on the characteristics that I see he's different from other guys.
But your first pick was the first guy.
No, my first pick was my current relationship.
No, I'm saying you had a kid with the first guy that wasn't nothing like the guy today.
The guy today is your last pick.
What is that?
What were you getting at?
I'm like lost.
I'm saying she chose the archetype of a guy from before.
She changed her, I guess, choice on guys because it didn't work out to a new guy.
Yeah, because when I was in high school, I thought, like, you know, we have fun together, whatever.
You know, we were young, and I just, like, fell in love.
It was my first serious relationship.
You grew up, yeah.
Yeah.
Young, dumb, stupid.
Now I base my...
I'm selective.
I won't date a guy if he doesn't believe in God, if he's politically left-leaning.
Put it this way.
She knows what she wants this time.
You know she's talking.
Yeah, if he's politically left-leaning or he took the jab or something.
That crazy...
Okay.
Stuff like that.
All right.
Cool.
All right.
What about you?
What are your final thoughts?
This was a fun panel, actually.
This was fun.
Last time there was...
A lot of chaos.
It got really hit with the Indian girl.
A lot of chaos.
What Indian girl?
She was sitting right next to me.
She did a little role play there with you.
It's much harder for a man to approach a woman.
The rapper?
Yes.
She was terrible.
I remember that episode now.
It was tough.
She thought it was easy to get.
She was a headache.
What about you?
I actually had a good time.
It was interesting to see everyone's Ways of naming people with the roast.
As you took away.
There's a really interesting way to roast us.
Yeah, but it was a good time.
I wasn't prepared for this, but good vibes at all.
You did good.
Good job.
Yeah.
All right.
We'll be back on Wednesday, Ninjas, with Womanizer Wednesday.
You might have a guest for y'all or not.
Possibly.
And then Eric goes, Myron, what's your body fat?
I'm stuck between 11 to 12.
Is 10 overrated?
Well, if you're 11 to 12, then you're fucking ripped, bro.
That's actually very lean.
That's where I'm at right around now.
Rugrats looking ass girls need to shut the fuck up.
God damn.
Anything else?
Guys, do us a favor though.
Download the Rumble app on your TV. Broker everything.
Subscribe.
And then.
On YouTube and Rumble.
Buy Rumble stock.
Support us that way as well.
Yes.
We'll catch you guys on the next episode on Wednesday 7pm and then we'll, we may or may not have a guest, it depends.
Or maybe a couple's therapy, I don't know.
I see.
Let's talk with her.
But other than that guys, we'll catch you back here.
Peace.
Peace.
I just ran.
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