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Nov. 14, 2023 - Fresh & Fit

02:12:09

Girls Claims Virgin So We Put Her On A Lie Detector Test & THIS Happened!

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	Welcome to Fresh and Fit Podcast.
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	Cool.
	And, uh, girls, Aaron C. Parkson.
	By the way, chat, I see you niggas in the chat saying mid-ass panel, something like that, you know, 304s.
	Listen, guys, if you want me to bring back hot repeats, I can, you know, or have shows twice every two weeks, you know, with the same girls on repeat.
	So, guys, let me know I'll make shit happen to me.
	You guys will still smash, more or less.
	Don't let me see you guys in their DMs tonight.
	Other than that, man, shout out to the girls on the panel.
	We got five new girls.
	Let's make it happen.
	Nigga, stop complaining, man.
	It is what it is.
	If you don't like it, man, jack off with hot sauce.
	Ow!
	Okay, like Chris.
	Bro, I'm saying it.
	It's like, Chris, man, come on, man.
	You're the same niggas that send girls these DMs, man.
	Relax, man.
	They're still going to send them DMs tonight.
	They're still going to what?
	They're still going to send them DMs tonight.
	They're still going to send them DMs?
	Probably.
	That is true.
	They will anyway.
	They will.
	All right, cool.
	So with that said, let's go ahead and introduce you guys to the panel here.
	Yes.
	So, go ahead.
	Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, we're going to start right here.
	Welcome.
	Hi, my name is Michelle.
	I'm locally here in Miami as a makeup artist.
	My age is 28.
	What do you do for work?
	What I do for work is a local makeup artist.
	Oh yeah, local makeup artist.
	Okay, so you do makeup.
	Are you originally from Miami or you just live here now?
	Born and raised in Miami.
	Okay.
	What's your highest education level completed?
	Yes, it is.
	I'm currently getting a cosmetology license to upgrade to be working in a salon.
	Okay.
	And then relationship status?
	Single.
	Okay.
	And then are your parents still together?
	No.
	Okay.
	When did they divorce?
	When I was just a baby, like two years old.
	Okay.
	Makes sense.
	This guy, bro.
	Okay.
	And you're in cosmetology school right now, right?
	Yes.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm Zoe.
	I'm 19 years old.
	I'm a full-time student at FAU. Okay.
	Where are you from originally?
	I'm from Sarasota, Florida.
	Okay.
	It's the hood, ain't it?
	Nah, Sarasota nice, man.
	It's alright.
	It's alright.
	It's got two sides to it.
	It's kind of boring though, no?
	It's boring as fuck.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And you live in Sarasota or do you live in my...
	Oh, no, no.
	You said you go to school here, so that's what you're originally from.
	Yeah, I live in Boca.
	Okay.
	And then what do you do for work?
	I'm just a full-time student.
	Full-time student.
	The school.
	Okay.
	And then you said, FIU, what do you major in?
	Early childcare and education.
	Okay.
	You want to be a teacher?
	Yeah, I do.
	Chris, do you have anything you want to say on that?
	Well, you know.
	Hey, you want to be?
	Man, fuck them kids, man.
	Damn!
	How dare you!
	And then relationship status?
	Um, I have a boyfriend.
	Okay.
	How long y'all been together?
	Only like three months.
	Oh, shit.
	Does he go to school with you?
	No.
	Okay, is he back in Sarasota?
	No.
	Where's he at?
	Port Say Lucy.
	I live in Boca.
	He's like an hour away.
	She belongs to the street.
	I think he was single.
	Are your parents still together?
	Yeah, they are.
	Okay.
	How long have they been together?
	Like 30 years or more.
	Alright, cool.
	Good.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name's Yasleen.
	I am 23 years old.
	Okay.
	Where are you from?
	I'm originally from Coral Springs here.
	Coral Springs.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	I work for the county.
	Okay.
	Of Miami-Dade, I'm guessing?
	No, Manatee County.
	So that's up north.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah.
	Manatee.
	Manatee County.
	Where's that?
	That's in Bradenton.
	I was going to say, that's Sarasota County.
	No, Sarasota County is actually right before Manatee County.
	So you're going up a little bit more.
	Who lives there?
	Wait, you drive all the way from Coral Springs up there?
	No, I live over there.
	I drove over here to visit.
	Oh, okay.
	But you're originally from Coral Springs?
	Yes.
	But you live up there now?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Are you guys friends?
	No, actually, we're not.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay.
	Why do you think you're friends?
	I don't know.
	You guys live all the way there.
	Oh.
	Pluto.
	Goddamn.
	Far as hell.
	We switch places.
	Okay.
	So you work for Bradenton County.
	Okay.
	And then you...
	What's your highest education level completed?
	Associates.
	Associates.
	Okay.
	And then relationship status?
	Single.
	Okay.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	Okay.
	And body count?
	What the fuck?
	Zero.
	Okay.
	Stop the cap!
	Really?
	Wait, what?
	You capping.
	You're a virgin?
	Yes.
	No way.
	Chris, is that why you asked that question?
	No, I have no idea, man.
	Alright, we gotta do a lie detector on that one.
	Okay.
	Get it set up here in a second.
	Okay, and then how about your parents?
	You said they're divorced?
	Yes.
	How long have they been divorced for?
	About...
	Or how old were you when they divorced?
	12.
	I was 12.
	12, 13.
	Okay, so for about 10 years?
	Because you're 23 now?
	Yeah.
	Alright, are you on birth control?
	Well, yeah, actually I am.
	Why?
	But you're a virgin, right?
	Yeah, but I'm still on birth control.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	I was going to ask that question last, but in the case, since you want to pop that.
	I was curious.
	She said she's a virgin, so I'm like, okay.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, it's to regulate hormones.
	It's not, like, just for...
	To be fair, yeah.
	All right.
	What about you?
	My name is Jelana.
	Jelana, okay.
	I'm 19.
	Hey y'all!
	Okay, where are you from?
	Hey y'all!
	I'm from Sarasota, Florida as well.
	Oh shit, we got all the northern Florida chicks here.
	There you go.
	Okay, what do you do for it?
	I'm a full-time student at FIU. Okay, cool.
	Alright, did you guys know each other before going to FIU or did you guys meet at FIU? We've been known each other.
	Okay, you guys went together, alright.
	What are you majoring in?
	Business management.
	Okay.
	And what's your relationship status?
	I'm in a relationship.
	She said that like, I'm in a relationship?
	Yeah.
	I'm confused.
	Alright, how long have you been together?
	Like, two months.
	Wait, is it her friend's friend?
	No.
	No, definitely not.
	You don't seem too sure of your relationship.
	Okay.
	Hold on, where does he live?
	He lives in Boca.
	He goes to FAU too.
	Okay.
	Does he know?
	What was that, Chris?
	Kind of complicated, okay?
	It's kind of complicated.
	So I'm about to ask him, would he claim you?
	He would definitely.
	Oh, there you go.
	Nope!
	On paper.
	It tells you everything you need to know.
	That's a fire-ass song, bro.
	Okay, and then are your parents still together?
	They're divorced.
	Okay.
	How old are you when they're divorced?
	Seven.
	Okay, so they've been divorced for about 12 years?
	Yep.
	All right.
	All right, cool.
	And then what about you?
	My name's Bridget.
	I do healthcare administration.
	How old are you, Bridget?
	26.
	Okay.
	Where are you originally from?
	Here.
	Miami?
	No.
	I'm from Ireland.
	Came here when I was five.
	Okay.
	But you live in Miami.
	You grew up in Miami.
	No, like Palm Beach.
	Okay.
	Red flag, Palm Beach.
	I like to say I split my time.
	All my friends are down here and then work's up there.
	And then you said you do something with healthcare.
	What was it again?
	Yeah, healthcare administration.
	Okay.
	You work like for a hospital or something?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Highest education level completed?
	Bachelors.
	Okay, in?
	Healthcare administration?
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	And then also psychology and sociology.
	Okay, where'd you get it from?
	FAU. Okay, goddamn.
	F-I-U or F-A-U? F-A-U. F-A-U. Yeah.
	Damn, how many girls...
	Are you all friends?
	No.
	We got...
	How many girls here?
	We're friends now.
	Wait, because you guys said F-A-U, if I'm not mistaken.
	Not F-I-U, right?
	Not to be confused with F-I-U, so F-A-U. So you graduated four or five years ago?
	Yeah.
	And then, what's your relationship status?
	Single.
	And then, are your parents still together?
	My mom's widowed.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm assuming that's your biological father, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so I guess we'll hit the chats first, or do you have anything that you guys want to say?
	Chats first, and then we'll get to the game.
	Let's play a game.
	Also, not only that, but you said you're a virgin, right?
	Yes.
	Alright, then we'll see.
	Hold on.
	What age were you a virgin?
	Since I was born?
	Thank you.
	That was a trick question.
	I see what you did there.
	I'm trying to catch her in a lie, man.
	Okay, cool.
	Is there a reason for it?
	Personal reasons.
	I grew up in Islam, but that's...
	Wait a minute!
	Are you a virgin?
	I'm not a virgin because of anything but my personal relevance.
	Where's your family from?
	I'm Dominican, but my mom married a Jordanian, so he raised me my whole life.
	Typically, when a girl is Muslim or from that religion, she'll say I'm a virgin, but just don't ask.
	Thanks, Fresh, for that.
	I'm just saying, bro.
	Okay.
	Typically.
	Don't ask how I know.
	So, I guess you adopted the Islamic religion.
	Your mom adopted it, too.
	Yes, she converted.
	She converted, and then I guess he told you from a young age, like, hey, protect.
	Well, it was before I was even born, so yes.
	Oh, they were together before you were even born.
	Correct.
	Okay, so your mom left your biological father.
	I mean, I guess they divorced.
	Just like that situation, they technically had to divorce my mom and my biological father because things happened.
	I wasn't able to see him and vice versa.
	So I didn't know who my biological father was my whole life.
	I knew who my stepdad was, which is my real dad.
	That's my dad who raised me.
	That's who I know.
	Okay.
	And then he kind of instilled in you from like a young age, like protect your virginity and stuff like that?
	Correct.
	Okay.
	But it was more than that.
	It was like, you know, it's like God's watching like God's always watching.
	So question, why don't you have your hair covering done?
	Just out of curiosity.
	Well, that's just a personal choice.
	Okay.
	Two, that's like, you know, that's...
	So follow one thing.
	Okay, look Listen, if you are a virgin, I'm happy for you.
	I think that's great, but it's tough to believe.
	Yeah, it's just tough to believe nowadays.
	But no, if you are, that's fantastic.
	But we will definitely check on the lie detector.
	And guys, start getting it ready here.
	Okay.
	Let's see here.
	Some chats here.
	Okay, so I'll hit some of these chats.
	Because I'm blind.
	Fleming Heron.
	Question for the ladies.
	If you lost all your holes and breasts, tell us how you would get the man you wanted.
	I think we all know the answer.
	Well, please try your best.
	All right.
	We can start right here with Miss Ireland.
	If you lost all your holes and your boobs, how would you keep the man that you wanted?
	I mean, just providing nourishment and such.
	I've been in relationships where sex wasn't the biggest thing.
	I've been in relationships where we didn't even have sex.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	He was cheating.
	So you said provide nourishment?
	So you cook for him and stuff?
	Cook for him, provide for him, be an ear to lean on, etc.
	A lot of people don't get praise, so words of kindness, things like that.
	Alright.
	Just be a friend, too.
	She was a support character.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	I couldn't level up.
	What'd you do, miss?
	I would say, personally, I would just be myself and play hard to get.
	Period.
	I mean, either way, they're gonna come to me, especially if I do that thing with my eyes, where I just stare into your eyes.
	I'm gonna get the person I want.
	Let me see it.
	Real quick, let me see it.
	Do it to me.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So if you be yourself and play hard to get, this is assuming that you guys are, it's about keeping him though, so you already have him.
	Keeping him?
	Yeah, how would you keep him long term?
	I would definitely say by being there for him romantically, physically, emotionally.
	Describe that.
	How would you, like, give us details.
	How would you actually be there for him?
	No breasts.
	Like, for instance, be there at his practices, if he's going through something with family, be at family events.
	At his practices?
	Practices, football practices, things like that.
	Let's assume he's not an athlete.
	Well, then you're not my type.
	Oh, he's got to be an athlete.
	Yeah.
	Oh, is your current guy an athlete?
	Yep.
	You know what?
	Take away your holes right now.
	How would you please him?
	Yeah, how would you keep him around?
	I don't like having holes.
	No, holes.
	There's no way.
	Holes?
	Holes.
	Your vagina.
	It's gone.
	You can't smash them and you don't got no boobs.
	How would you keep them around?
	Love, love, love.
	Ugh.
	Just by being myself.
	Like, being there for him and talking to him.
	What does that even mean, being yourself?
	Like, being myself, like, going out places and matching energies.
	It's not all about sex.
	He doesn't need to fuck me to have me.
	What?!
	Take away sex.
	Is he gonna stay with you now?
	Yes!
	Oh, hell yeah.
	Why?
	We gotta ask him that question.
	Yeah, we actually do gotta ask him that question.
	You should call him real quick.
	Yeah.
	I wasn't kidding.
	So be yourself and go out and do things.
	All right.
	Match energies.
	Match energies.
	Okay, let me write that down.
	I forgot that one.
	Match energies.
	That's a good one.
	All right.
	What about you?
	You've had a boyfriend?
	If I didn't have any holes...
	Man, and I'm supposed to fulfill him?
	Yeah.
	How?
	No, but question though.
	Okay.
	You ever had a boyfriend?
	No, I mean, not necessarily, no.
	You ever been on like a date?
	Nope.
	I've been on dates.
	Did it go anywhere?
	Any flings?
	Well, clearly not.
	Well, no, I mean, it's just, yeah.
	I mean, there's just trial and error, so that's all.
	You're not saying much.
	Trial and error.
	You go on dates, you figure out who it is that you're looking for, what you're looking at, things like that.
	Do you tell them you're a virgin?
	That's just not something that I bring up.
	Okay.
	Have they found out during the course of a date?
	Yeah.
	What's their reception to it, typically?
	Positive?
	Negative?
	Well, not necessarily negative.
	It's just really just like a surprise factor.
	And I don't know, whatever their perspective, prerogative is, or however they perceive me or believe whatever it is to be, then that's them.
	In terms of how I fulfill a man, though, going back to that, I just don't know how I would be able to do that.
	I think at the end of the day, he's still with me.
	How else?
	I'm there.
	I'm the woman of his dreams.
	So have guys ever got with you, or I want to say dated you and then left because you're a virgin?
	No, that's never happened.
	So I don't think that's ever really been a problem.
	Okay.
	Well, I wish you the best on your journey.
	But in terms of my position and where I want to go with things, it does kind of maybe end sooner than expected.
	Okay, that's fair.
	What about you?
	Yeah, no holes, no breasts.
	What do you do?
	I mean, like she said, be nourishing, cook, clean, be your shoulder to lean on.
	Just be there emotionally, financially, too.
	I like to spoil my man.
	And, I mean, I still have hands.
	So, I feel like you gotta please your man some way.
	Like, a mouth is a hole, so I don't have that.
	But, like, I gotta do something or he's just gonna cheat on me.
	But she did say use your hands, so, I mean, that is kind of like a way out.
	That's pretty smart.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I agree with everyone.
	I guess I'm 28, so I'm already, like, at the point in my life that I'm gonna be their best friend, I'm gonna be their life partner.
	I'll be whatever they want me to be.
	If it's going to be down the road that we're not going to have any divorces, we're Gucci, we're Wednesday, we're Ying Yang, everything.
	So you're going to be their best friend with no benefits?
	Whatever they want me to do.
	You can't do much.
	Be creative.
	Use your hands too?
	I guess if it's going to make it work.
	Okay.
	Whatever it takes.
	Not one of them said bring another girl in.
	Yes.
	What the hell, man?
	It was just close with hands, though.
	What the hell, man?
	Just kind of close with hands, but...
	All right.
	Okay, fantastic.
	Wow.
	All right.
	Just, you guys, none of you better lose your vaginas.
	Goddamn.
	Yo!
	Okay.
	Y'all will be screwed.
	We got here, customer service goes, props to FNF for living the message they preach that money and status are always more important than looks.
	These guys have all the three or fours and they look like a couple Muppets from Fraggle Rock.
	Google Fraggle Rock if you don't know what I mean.
	Thanks, man.
	That's a bad kind of way of saying that, Wugly.
	Okay.
	Someone in the chat said, Moe's so fat, his blood gives vampire diabetes.
	L-M-F-A-L. Marshall, let Moe use a treadmill desk.
	Alright.
	Moe looks like Cleveland Brown Jr.
	Google it.
	Okay.
	Alien Power goes again.
	Moe looks like Cleveland Brown Jr.
	Moe's blood gives vampire diabetes.
	Chris's forehead looks like Gerald from Hey Arnold.
	Goddamn, bro.
	I told Chris's head is big, bro.
	I told him.
	He does have a big head, man.
	Matter of fact, every time we do the ski mask segment, he rips the ski mask.
	I'm not kidding around.
	The nose part, it ripped off because his head's so goddamn big.
	I don't know anybody.
	You know, they buy a hat, right?
	You know the strings at the back?
	Yeah.
	He has the last...
	Yeah, he's on the last fucking thing.
	That thing's hanging on for dear life.
	Yo!
	What else do we got here?
	Chewbacca head.
	Okay.
	Look here, big homie.
	I am done seeing fresh balls surpass our body count.
	What the fuck?
	Time to show these 304s your fed riz.
	Pop out that Sudanese Glock.
	Woo!
	All right, Myron's balls.
	Nah, man, you guys are crazy, bro.
	All right, I'm Rick James, bitch, goes, the reason people don't think Myron is black is because he's next to someone that has the standards so high in darkness.
	First, you're on black is how I go alive.
	I am definitely back.
	Chris, some of the hoes you recruit are so retarded that it makes my brain hurt and feel like I got cancer again.
	F the haters and F cancer.
	Fresh blends in with his fit.
	It's fire, though.
	By the way, she's 28 looking 82.
	What the fuck?
	I'm three years younger than you.
	Lay off the meth, girl.
	God damn.
	Anything you want to say back to him?
	I don't do drugs.
	All right.
	She doesn't do drugs, guys.
	Roast him.
	You have anything you want to say back to him?
	then if that is the case, then maybe you should lay off the drugs.
	Oh, what you got here?
	Drugs to wear, nigga.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, shit.
	Accusations.
	Accusations.
	All right.
	I know you are, but what am I?
	You are.
	Pim Rogers.
	Ladies, if you were to get pregnant and your man wanted a DNA test before claiming the child, would you object and why?
	Wow.
	That's pretty good.
	We can start right here.
	If you were to get pregnant and your man said, yo, I want a DNA test, would you say yes or no and why?
	I mean, we can go to the appointment together to prove the point, because I'm that kind of competitive Cuban, and I'll say, hey, I know who I was with the first time around.
	So you'll say yes, and you'll be okay with it?
	Yeah.
	You wouldn't be offended or anything?
	No.
	All right.
	Because I'll be the one that's competitive as fuck, and I'll make a point as true.
	Are you going to throw it in his face if the kid ends up being his, and you're going to be like, you fucking ass?
	Hell yeah.
	I told you, motherfucker!
	Hell yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yeah, I would let him get a DNA test.
	I don't see why not.
	Would you go crazy once it says it's you and say, you fucking dick, you didn't believe me?
	Yeah.
	You would talk hella shit after?
	Hell yeah.
	So you would go, but to talk shit?
	Yeah.
	Alright, what if you knew the kid wasn't his, though?
	You weren't sure?
	That wouldn't happen.
	That wouldn't happen?
	No.
	That's good.
	No, it's not.
	This is real.
	I stand on business.
	I stand on business.
	Okay.
	I stand on business.
	I guess so.
	This just became the Section 8 podcast.
	Goddamn.
	Yeah, but I stand on business.
	Fantastic.
	What about you?
	Yes.
	You would do it?
	I would do the DNA test.
	Would you rub it in the space too?
	Yes, I would.
	Okay, so yes, but rub it in.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I say yes, I would.
	I would rub it in and then I would leave him.
	Because there's no way you're going to be fucking me and you're questioning what I'm doing.
	And then you'll be a single mom.
	A single mom popping.
	Prove your stereotype.
	Yep.
	Wait, wait.
	So you're telling me you leave the child's father.
	I would leave.
	Go by yourself.
	You struggle.
	Never struggle.
	Put him on child support.
	Child support, for sure.
	What if he's broke?
	I don't give a damn.
	Then he goes to jail.
	There's no way you're questioning someone that you're fucking.
	Nigga.
	I mean, you questioned having a boyfriend a second ago, so...
	Wouldn't it be fair to have no question...
	That would be if you have to.
	Wouldn't it be fair to have no question if the kid is his, if you can't even be certain that he's the boyfriend?
	No.
	I just, I feel like if I'm pregnant and I tell that person that I'm pregnant and they're second-guessing it, then there's no point in me being with that person.
	So you're telling me...
	After I proved the point.
	You never dated two guys at one time?
	Hell no.
	What the hell?
	Okay.
	So you never were smashing more than one guy at the same time?
	No!
	Not one time in your life?
	There's things in this world.
	Herpes, HIVs, STDs.
	Well, you want your secret?
	Hell no.
	You're a...
	My athlete boyfriend might be doing that.
	Yeah, but no.
	How do you know?
	I know it's very stereotype.
	They're high school.
	They're college football players and stuff, but no.
	Hold on.
	Mine, I keep on lockdown.
	Hold on.
	Where's he at right now?
	At my house.
	How do you know?
	Right in my shit.
	How do you know?
	I FaceTimed him.
	I got his location.
	We talk all the time.
	He's probably blowing me up.
	You don't have your phone right now?
	I know he is.
	Damn, he has sent, bro, just from the way that she's talking about him.
	He's a bitch, god damn.
	What the hell?
	She got him on lock.
	He's serving her.
	Yeah, talking crazy.
	Okay.
	He's a water boy, man.
	You say he's a water boy?
	He's a waterboy, man.
	Wait a minute.
	Yo, niggas on the bench.
	Niggas on the bench.
	What season?
	Wait, is he a lineman?
	I really don't know what position.
	You don't know what position he plays?
	No.
	I'm not into football that much.
	You're just into like jocks?
	Really?
	What position did they put her in?
	Okay.
	All right.
	He's probably a lineman.
	I was going to say, he's probably a lineman.
	Line him up!
	He'd be fat as hell.
	Before he'd be talking crazy like this, god damn, bro.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'd do it, but if they're questioning it, then I'd make them do a polygraph test and be like, why are you questioning it?
	I feel like the only reason why you'd be questioning it is if you're doing something yourself.
	Ooh, fat.
	Or you're not confident.
	Guilty conscience.
	Agreed.
	I mean, I don't know, man.
	Tell him, girl.
	So, like, we can both do it.
	Bastard you.
	But wouldn't it be fair to say that it's because he can't prove that the kid is his, but you can definitely prove that the kid is yours?
	Okay, but why is he worried?
	Men can't ensure paternity.
	Okay, so we'll do that, and then once it's proved that it's his...
	Then you shut up.
	Okay.
	And then what are you going to ask him on the polygraph?
	See what he's up to.
	What are you going to ask specifically?
	If he's talking to other people, cheating on other people.
	If it's his sperm?
	So you're gonna ask, so you're gonna polygraph him and ask him if he's cheating?
	Yeah, because I feel like why would you think something's up unless you're doing something or you don't feel confident in the relationship?
	Okay.
	No, because niggas don't want to pay for a child that's not theirs.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So if I'm like thinking, okay, you know what?
	Like, let me make sure if I'm paying for something and it's not yours, then what the fuck?
	You know what I'm saying?
	But she's saying, Chris, you should know that's yours.
	Yeah.
	Because I'm going to fucking you.
	Okay, that's what she's saying.
	No, no.
	Respond to it, nigga.
	No.
	But you're on the podcast, so I don't know what you're doing afterwards.
	So if you was dating, you know, smashing, whatever, and all of a sudden you got pregnant, come on, man.
	You would not be out on the podcast on Fresh and Fit out here, you know.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Yeah.
	Bro, you are not my woman, man.
	Shut up, man.
	Fuck you for the streets, Chris.
	To be fair, I had even no idea what I was getting into.
	That's fine.
	It's fine.
	I'm just saying, man.
	This is like...
	Alright.
	Fantastic.
	That was an interesting dynamic there.
	That was hilarious.
	Chris, you want to pull up a chair and sit at the table, nigga?
	Like, God damn.
	No, no, no, it's fine, man.
	What the fuck, Chris?
	Let's find out.
	That was good, Chris.
	I'll talk shit back here, man.
	No, I'm sober as fuck, man.
	Yeah, you are?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I mean, for this panel, it makes sense.
	Sponsored by Grilla Mine Rush.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Shout out to our guy's Grilla Mine.
	There you go.
	Nigga fucked up with the camera angle.
	Chris and Brian herself.
	Oh, man.
	Yo, man.
	Yo.
	Yo.
	Isn't his head pretty big?
	Yo.
	They're like, yo, we don't know what Chris said, bro.
	Yeah, man.
	Yo, use code, a fresh discount code, man.
	Yeah, a fresh discount code, man.
	Shout out to our niggas over at Gorilla Mine, man.
	Oh, man.
	Oh, speaking of Gorilla Mine, we got a stream for you guys on Friday after the show.
	We're going to do top 10 Red Pill songs for you guys, and that's going to be with Squad, as usual.
	There you go.
	All right, cool.
	All right, what do we got?
	W Gorilla Mind, bro.
	Okay.
	Are we going to spin the wheel or what?
	Yes, we are.
	Guys, we got to spin the wheel here, as y'all can see.
	We're bringing it back.
	Okay, to switch it up.
	Let's do a couple more of these and then we'll do a spin the wheel.
	A couple more and then spin the wheel?
	Yeah.
	All right, cool.
	Fresh's Shermuta.
	Wait, didn't we read that one?
	No?
	No, we didn't read that one.
	Oh.
	Okay, it goes, Honest ratings for these Twinkies and the fat so Moe.
	Goddamn, Moe.
	Okay, starting from Freshie Boy, Miss Asthma, 2, Howie, 1, Vaseline, 5, Jolanda Rhodes, 304, The Wicked Witch, negative 0.4, or no, 0.4.
	Yo, Moe, are you in the fitness protection program?
	Because your pumpkin ass ain't losing weight.
	What the fuck?
	Okay.
	Well, I guess any of you guys want to respond back to those ratings?
	He basically gave you a.4.
	He gave you...
	You need Vaseline.
	Oh, shit.
	I know you are going to mine.
	Oh, shit.
	Alright, what's the next one?
	Freshest Sharmuto goes...
	Oh, no, we got that one.
	That ashy-ass rating.
	Oh, shit.
	Tell him.
	Tell him, girl.
	Anything else you want to say?
	Nah, I'm okay.
	Man, fuck you, nigga.
	Former nice guy goes, uh, ladies, be honest, you can.
	Do you ever lie or exaggerate things to save your face?
	Yep.
	Save your friends' feelings.
	Save your friends' feelings.
	Okay, we'll start with, uh, we can go with Miss Ireland here.
	Um, have you ever lied to tell your friends something and you don't want to tell them the truth, maybe save their feelings?
	Like, hey, you look right in that dress or something.
	Which is kind of big.
	I wouldn't say exaggerate, but I'll definitely withhold something.
	Can you give us the last example of when you did that?
	No.
	Because she's probably watching.
	Damn!
	Just tell her.
	She needs to know.
	Come on, nobody knows who she is.
	Just say it.
	No, there was a situation where my homegirl was coming to me with her relationship issues or whatever and how she is very open in her relationship.
	Open like they can see other people?
	They'll have fun with other people and they'll do whatever, whatever.
	Open on both ends?
	Well, as long as she's there.
	She can see other people and he can see other people?
	They'll like tag team or whatever.
	Other girls or other guys?
	Girls.
	Oh, okay.
	So she likes girls too?
	Yeah, but she was saying something about how she was connecting with a certain girl and et cetera, et cetera.
	And I was just like, okay, that's nice.
	I don't know.
	I just let her do her thing.
	I don't really say anything.
	Personally, I could never do it, but to each other.
	That's not even bad.
	Okay.
	I just, I don't know.
	She says it a lot.
	It's in the face a lot.
	Okay, so like, you listen to it, but you're like, bitch, I don't care.
	Yeah.
	Alright, there we go.
	So she couldn't even be saying this now!
	You're not trying to call your friend a host.
	Okay.
	It is basically.
	Okay.
	Alright, what about you?
	Um...
	Sometimes I could lie, just not to hurt my friend's feelings.
	Sometimes?
	Sometimes I try not to be, because I'm told that I'm bold and I just say what comes to my head.
	But I will try to say it a different way, but usually it just is what it is.
	Okay, can you give us an example of a time you lied to your friend?
	Yeah, like her.
	Tell us about her.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I'll tell her.
	Okay, I'll tell you a time.
	So we, like, club a lot in Fort Lauderdale.
	Oh, you don't say that.
	We know.
	And she's more the friend that's, like, she'll be, like, twerking and just, like, on pulls and getting into VIP, and I'm the friend that...
	I'm kind of like laid back and I'll have a drink.
	That is a motherfucking lie.
	That is a fucking lie.
	Tell us the teeth.
	All the teeth.
	Give it to us.
	All the teeth.
	You're not finna call me out like that, girl.
	You can do the same shit.
	No, I've gotten better.
	Okay.
	I've gotten a little bit wild.
	But sometimes I will be like, okay, I don't feel comfortable, or I just think we should chill.
	And that's times where I'm like, nice.
	Not, mm, feisty.
	That's some bullshit.
	I mean, I'm wild now.
	I'm wild now.
	Wait, no.
	She has a guy.
	No!
	No!
	Waiting for her.
	Waiting for you.
	On a leash.
	He comes out with me.
	All the time?
	Most of the time.
	Tell us the truth after this, okay?
	She can't wait.
	To lie or exaggerate things that...
	Yeah, when's the last time you lied to your friend maybe to conserve her feelings or something?
	Man, I honestly can't remember.
	I'll tell them.
	I'll be like, hey look, you need to change this or you gotta do this.
	Yeah, you're about your money.
	I say how I feel, to be honest.
	Do you still have your friends when you're honest like that with them?
	Or did some of them leave you for you being honest?
	No, I've ruined some friendships.
	I've ruined some relationships.
	What's the last thing you said that ruined a friendship that you can remember?
	I'm very confrontational.
	I say how I feel.
	I say what's on my mind.
	What'd you say?
	I went to the club, and I got left at the club, and I walked in, and I'm like, so you just decide to go ahead and leave me?
	And she was like, oh, I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
	Why'd they leave you?
	Ship on a man?
	Yeah, and it's like, the worst part is, though, I don't care.
	Wait, she left you with a chauffeur stranger?
	Yeah.
	She a whole dude.
	Oh, hell no.
	She didn't give a fuck.
	She left me for a guy that she knows.
	Regardless, if you go out with a person, you're going out with them.
	You don't leave them.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Oh, it's just you and her.
	Exactly.
	So if you're going somewhere together, you leave together.
	Where'd y'all go?
	We went to live.
	She's like, bye, Virgin.
	I'm out.
	For the audience.
	For the audience so they understand, that's like a higher end club.
	Wait, hold on.
	What night did y'all go there?
	Because like, going back to Groco...
	What night y'all went there?
	Was it on a Sunday?
	No, it was on a Friday.
	I lied.
	No, it was on a Thursday night.
	I lied.
	It was on a Thursday night.
	Thursday is reggaeton night, so Spanish music.
	Spanish music?
	You're Dominican, so...
	I'm Dominican.
	Okay, so she left you for a guy that she ran into at the club that she knew.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What's his name, Juan?
	Yes, we can say that.
	Okay, and for the audience, just to understand, Liv's a higher-end club.
	You just don't want to go there on Sunday nights because it's Naked Time on Sunday nights.
	It is, definitely.
	What is that, Naked Time?
	You don't want to know.
	You don't want to know.
	Wait, are you black?
	Dominicans, technically, are Afro-Americans.
	Well, yeah, yeah.
	I'm Afro-American, yeah.
	Okay, so...
	That's pretty funny when you say that.
	What is Naked Time?
	Let's find out.
	Okay, so she left you, and then what'd you do?
	How'd you confront her?
	Take us through.
	You kicked that door in, and then what?
	Yeah, and I confronted the situation, and I'm like, you can't leave somebody at the club.
	Did you go to her house?
	Yes.
	What'd she say?
	Because I'm also visiting here on vacation, mind you.
	And if someone goes and leaves you, like...
	Did y'all get an Airbnb together or something?
	No, she has a place.
	Okay, she lives here.
	Yes.
	So you went to her house.
	Exactly.
	And then, was the guy there?
	Yes.
	Oh, shit.
	Did they just, like, finish smashing?
	I have no idea.
	Yeah, they did.
	But either way, it's, like, I don't know that situation.
	Okay.
	What did you say?
	I was feeling like...
	Huh?
	What the fuck?
	No.
	No, I was just feeling like the whole situation was a little bit personal in terms of like, leaving me.
	Yeah, what'd you say to her when you walked in there?
	You're not supposed to leave anybody.
	I said, so, I didn't curse, and I was very smooth with it.
	I'm like, so, you think it's right that you just leave somebody at the club?
	Like, do you think it's like, you don't do that?
	And she was like, oh, it's fine.
	Like, you're like a grown girl, whatever.
	Like, you have your car and everything.
	Like, you can do whatever.
	Oh, y'all drove separately?
	Yeah.
	She Ubered.
	I drove.
	You should have said you cup dumpster.
	How dare you?
	Okay.
	So she basically didn't take accountability for it.
	And then what'd you say?
	That's it.
	I let it go.
	Did you leave that night or did you just stay?
	No, I stayed.
	You stayed.
	Okay.
	And then y'all are still friends now?
	No.
	Not really.
	Okay.
	You stop fucking with her.
	She'll be like, bye, ho.
	Fantastic.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Now I know you've got something to say.
	Tell her the truth.
	About the Jelan thing.
	First of all, she be on the same shit I be on.
	Oh, that is a total lie.
	You be shaking ass.
	I don't even have ass to shake.
	Oh, shit.
	We don't be shaking ass on niggas and stuff, but you be shaking your ass to me.
	We be getting in sections and shit.
	I mean, you get us into the sections, but yeah.
	You're welcome.
	Did you admit you're a bigger hoe than she is?
	No, I'm not a hoe.
	I don't be sucking them niggas dicks.
	I don't be dancing on them.
	I get my liquor and I leave.
	If you dumb enough to let me in your section, I ain't got to do shit for it, then you know you're about to get played.
	Oh, shit.
	She knows.
	Okay.
	She's smart.
	And ever since I, like, got right with my new man, I've been clubbing way less.
	Way less.
	That's smart.
	Question.
	Yeah, but he come with me a lot of the time.
	Question.
	Yeah.
	If your man told you, listen.
	Lashonda, I love you.
	Lashonda?
	Just talk one of the club.
	Would you stop?
	Yeah.
	Nope.
	Nah, because he like clubbing too.
	I know it's not permanent.
	One night he's going to be like...
	No, but without him though?
	I feel like it's weird to go without him because I get hit on and I'd be feeling kind of...
	So imagine how he feels.
	Damn, my girl's at a club right now.
	Damn.
	Yeah, I know.
	I'd be feeling a little bad.
	So you're going to stop going now?
	You don't get a fuck though.
	Yes, I do.
	Nope.
	I actually really like him.
	Nope.
	All right.
	So she be capping.
	She be capping.
	There's no cap in my rap.
	There's none.
	I believe her because the reality is if y'all both get in a section and you're whack and she's kind of having fun, they're going to kick y'all both out or kick you out.
	So I don't believe that.
	That's not necessarily true.
	She might do her little white girl dancing, but they still love it.
	They love it.
	I just don't be throwing ass and shit.
	Because you have no ass.
	Right.
	Exactly.
	Chris, how you know that?
	She mentioned it.
	And I saw it.
	Say that.
	Say that.
	Thanks, Chris.
	Okay.
	Tell me this head is big.
	Yeah, your head's fat as fuck.
	Alright, Joanna, man.
	Relax.
	What?
	What?
	No way!
	Accusations!
	Are you going to take that from him?
	Damn!
	I mean, you started it, man.
	Damn, Bambacalat.
	Damn.
	Okay, what about you?
	So, I lie to get ahead.
	Okay, explain that.
	How do you lie to get ahead?
	So if I have a plan prior to the week that my friends made, but then I get a last minute plan that same day, and if it's better, then I lie that it's something else, and I don't go to the plan that was previous made during the week.
	So you flake on your friends?
	Yep.
	That's fucked up, man.
	I mean, at least you admit it.
	I mean, girls be flaking all day.
	Wait, what about dates with guys?
	Guys flake on me.
	Really?
	Yes.
	No way!
	I believe her.
	Wait, hold on, hold on.
	What the fuck?
	Hold on, hold on.
	So you're telling me they flake on you?
	Yeah, they ghost.
	Because normally ghost flake on guys, normally.
	Yeah, guys don't normally flake on dates.
	I believe her though.
	Like a first date?
	Yeah.
	They just go.
	On a first date?
	So let's say the plan was being made.
	Yeah.
	The date was being made.
	And then probably two days before the date is supposed to arrive.
	That's it.
	And this is on the first date.
	This is even before the first date is...
	No way!
	You're kidding me.
	I'm not kidding.
	I'm a believer.
	Wait, are they Hispanic or black?
	They're Hispanic.
	You should try black.
	I'll say this.
	Says the girl that only sells the white boy.
	I'll say this, Ms.
	Cuban.
	Niggas smash anything, so you try training.
	I've done this.
	Trust me.
	I know.
	She caught him over the phone on FaceTime.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, God.
	Chris.
	Chris.
	Chris, man.
	What?
	I asked her if she wanted to see.
	She said no.
	She didn't see right now, nigga.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay, never mind then.
	Yo.
	Yo.
	Stop it, Chris.
	Chris, bro.
	Yo, man.
	Typically on the show, we still guys select a boy goes that flake on you.
	So it's happening in reverse now.
	That's crazy.
	We never heard this before.
	It's Hispanic guys that flake?
	Yeah.
	You're the first of a kind.
	I'm just a picky person nowadays now.
	Yeah?
	How do you pick?
	So, it has to be a certain age bracket.
	How old?
	Well, the youngest I'll go is 26, so two years younger.
	Okay.
	And then the oldest I'll be is...
	Do you have high standards for men?
	Now I do, after the relationships that I've been in.
	Okay.
	Chris, can you pull up the calculator?
	I just want to see kind of in a glimpse here what you want.
	It's not going to break, bro.
	No, it's not going to break, man.
	So we have a calculator that tells you about your perfect match.
	Yeah, we want to see what type of guys you're going for.
	Because we're trying to figure out this flake situation.
	Because women don't really get flaked on that often.
	Y'all get flaked on?
	Like guys?
	No.
	Well, it happens.
	You know, people cancel plans.
	But how often?
	But they don't reschedule it right away?
	Come on.
	Yeah.
	They'll be like, sorry, I can't make it today, but let's reschedule.
	Okay, yeah.
	They do, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I had a guy match me, add my Snapchat.
	I guess he didn't like what he saw.
	He like unmatched me immediately.
	That was easy.
	Oh, shit.
	How many have done that to you, I guess?
	How many?
	Actually, just that one, but to be fair, I posted me like my friend was leaving and it was a dude, so he probably got jealous.
	I thought I was your dude.
	Yeah, and I was like, no, it was my friend who was leaving, bro.
	Okay, let's pull out this calculator real quick for you.
	All right, so you said the minimum age is 26?
	The youngest could be 26.
	Okay, and the oldest?
	The oldest to like 30, 31.
	Okay.
	But just so you know, this is the bill demand calculator here.
	And we're going to actually, it's the most accurate assessment of many in the United States because it goes off of the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey and the U.S. Census Bureau.
	And then what else is it?
	Take our picture off there real quick, Bill.
	On the corner?
	What does it say?
	Or you could tell us what it says.
	Or scroll down.
	Whatever.
	Oh, hold on.
	Live search using the 2023 Current Population Survey from the U.S. Census Bureau.
	Okay, and the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey.
	Okay, cool.
	What's the minimum height for you that he's got to be?
	I'm 5'3", so I guess.
	So what do you want him to be?
	Like 5'10".
	Your dream man.
	5'10"?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Race?
	Oh, Hispanic, right?
	Hispanic.
	Okay, so we'll just go Hispanic and only Hispanic, no blacks.
	No black, right?
	Come on now.
	I haven't got it in a while, but all I've had is Hispanic.
	Okay, we'll go with Hispanic.
	This is what she wants.
	And what's the bare amount of education he's got to be?
	I guess it could be an associate's or a bachelor's, either or.
	Give us the minimum.
	Bachelor's.
	Okay, bachelor's.
	Fantastic.
	And then a minimum income he's got to make per year for you.
	As the income we're having right now.
	No, bare minimum they've got to make for you.
	Bare minimum?
	The bare minimum.
	Yeah, minimum.
	Like a year.
	3,000?
	No way.
	A year?
	1.2 million.
	For 12 months.
	Or how much you've got to make a month.
	What are the options?
	100k.
	How much you deserve.
	What you deserve.
	I would go at least maybe like 70,000 men.
	Hold on, ladies, ladies, ladies.
	What a good fuck about your opinion.
	We're asking her.
	This is her dream man.
	Yeah, this is hers, not yours.
	For your current lifestyle, to maintain it, right?
	Yeah.
	How much would you need to give you that lifestyle?
	Your dream man.
	A year.
	Or a month.
	100k, 200k, 50k.
	She's like, money, what is that?
	200k?
	200k?
	200k.
	A year?
	Final answer.
	Final answer?
	Final answer.
	Okay, there you go.
	Okay, that answers a lot.
	Can he be married?
	Can he have a wife and date to you?
	No.
	Okay, no?
	No.
	Can he be obese?
	Can he be fat?
	No.
	What kind of options are these?
	Well, because we're filtering the man for you.
	We're putting his age range, how much he makes, minimum height, his race, education.
	Ladies, this is her dream man.
	Be quiet.
	If you guys want, we can put your guy in next, but we're putting in hers right now.
	Okay, that's your final answer?
	Let's see.
	Alright, let's go ahead and see how prevalent this guy is in society in the United States.
	She's scoring a one, a two, a three, four, five.
	I told you, Brad.
	She broke it.
	She got a perfect five out of five cat-back.
	Your stairs might be too high.
	That's the problem.
	Why guys are flaking on you.
	The guy that you're asking for.
	You look at me like I'm crazy.
	I'm not lucky.
	He's hard to find.
	Yeah.
	It is.
	I'll wait.
	Facts.
	But you're 28.
	It's okay.
	How much time do you got?
	Until 40, they'll have babies.
	Oh, shit.
	Until 40?
	Okay, 30 is high risk.
	My mom had my brother in her 40s.
	When did you have you?
	Like 26?
	I can't say it.
	What were you going to say?
	Just say it, Edgar.
	Go ahead.
	Stop being a fucking...
	It doesn't say a lot.
	Oh, my mom remarried twice.
	Okay.
	I think the concept that we're trying to prove here is that the man that you want is extremely rare.
	Okay, let's do me.
	I want to check.
	He's less than 1% of the population, the guy that you want.
	Give me what I have to narrow down then.
	What do I have to cross off the list?
	I mean, lower your standards a bit.
	What's lowering the standards?
	Maybe make a little bit less money or maybe a little bit less tall.
	Tell her after the girls go.
	I mean, okay, you want the other girls to go too?
	I think one more girl, she'll want her to go.
	Alright, who else wants to go?
	Okay, look at Habibi.
	Okay.
	I think that's why the guys that you're going on dates with are just maybe out of your range.
	Okay.
	Are you going to lower your standards to find your man?
	Nope!
	I'll keep it over the vine, but we'll see.
	We'll see on what?
	Do it quick.
	We'll see how the, I guess, the first date will be and how the connection will be.
	But they're not showing up on the first date that I'm trying to say.
	They're not showing up.
	I don't know.
	My profile isn't showing that I have money if that's what this is.
	No.
	What?
	And that's why they're flaking on me?
	No.
	No.
	The point is, they would even show up for first date.
	Yeah, bro.
	Your standards are too high.
	Lower your standards.
	I'm just gonna say, you're not hot enough to command that kind of guy.
	Okay.
	Ta-da!
	That's what it is.
	That's the secret.
	You're not hot enough to get that guy.
	Maybe try Indian, Chinese, black too?
	To widen your horizon?
	The guy that you're looking for that makes that kind of money is looking for a bad bitch.
	Yeah.
	A lot of the time.
	A bad bitch.
	Like, real bad.
	Like a bad.
	Like titties and shit.
	You think you're a Christmas?
	I mean, she got some titties, right?
	I don't know.
	Can't tell from there.
	Your turn now, Ms.
	Virgin.
	Let's go ahead and put your dream guy in there.
	What's the age range for you?
	Minimum age range, my age, 23.
	Two?
	Maximum age, I'll go for 30.
	Alright, what's the minimum height for you?
	Um...
	Like 5'9".
	Really?
	Yeah, 5'9 is a good eye.
	I'm 5'7".
	Alright.
	You want to be able to wear your heels, I guess?
	Yeah.
	Well, you won't be able to with Niggas' 5'9", but that's fine.
	Okay, but it's fine.
	If he buys McQueen's, the shoes, he'll probably be your height.
	Yeah, but...
	That's a little cheat code there, guys.
	Is he going to drop $400 on sneakers, man?
	I mean, nigga, you couldn't be taller.
	Shit, you better drop 400 bucks.
	You ain't gonna do that shit, man.
	But that's fine.
	5'9".
	Race.
	White and other.
	Okay, let's put like other.
	Yeah, let's just put all of them.
	Let's see.
	Oh, all of them?
	No, no, no.
	What are you actually gonna go...
	This is your dream guy, bro.
	Oh, okay, okay.
	I just wanted to see like my options.
	Nah, man.
	Pick a...
	Pick what you actually want.
	Okay.
	Father and mother would approve of him.
	White.
	Do white and Hispanic.
	Okay.
	Hey!
	Sorry, black guys.
	Sorry, black guys.
	Yeah, sorry, fresh.
	Just go on, go on.
	Minimum education for you.
	What's your background?
	What's your background?
	Nigga.
	What's the bare minimum education he's got to be for you?
	Minimum education?
	Wow, he has to have a master's.
	Okay.
	Minimum.
	Great.
	I'm a PhD.
	What?
	Alright, what's the minimum income he's got to make per year?
	70,000.
	70k.
	Okay.
	Yeah, with a master's he can go for more.
	He can literally go like 80, 90.
	Okay, but bare minimum is 70k for you.
	70.
	Okay, and then can he be obese?
	No.
	Damn.
	Can he be married at least?
	Can he be married?
	Yeah.
	To me?
	No, to somebody else.
	Wow, no.
	Okay.
	Fantastic.
	This is going to be fun.
	Wait.
	Okay.
	Yeah, no, no.
	We're making sure he's not fat for you.
	Okay, cool.
	Let's go ahead and find your man.
	Sorry, Mo.
	Yo!
	Yo!
	Let's see here.
	Your guy is 0.3%.
	0.37%.
	So your guy's also less than 1%.
	So you also have your standards up a little too high.
	A masters?
	Yeah.
	Niggas are looking for scientists.
	Not for you.
	I mean, it's nice to have an educated guy.
	He knows things.
	And he can teach you.
	Alright, well, the chances of finding him are going to be tough.
	That's all I'm saying.
	But...
	You do know that life isn't learned in a textbook, right?
	It's learned from experience.
	That's great, actually.
	Like, throughout my life experiences, I've also learned the same thing that I learn on my day-to-day basis in school.
	Seems to connect, so...
	It's great.
	Alright, fantastic.
	What's your chances of you finding your guy are very slim, but that's fine.
	Anyone else want to get their dreams crushed?
	Yeah.
	Oh, she's ready for the smoke!
	Are you gonna lower your standards or no?
	Uh, no.
	By the way, this too shall pass.
	It shall.
	It shall and it will.
	We have a hidden language between us.
	Yeah.
	I see things that she can see.
	You gotta be a cool kid to get it.
	Yeah.
	I don't even know what's going on here.
	Okay.
	Or should we go to the wheel?
	Well, those are good.
	We have more chats.
	She already got a boyfriend, bro.
	Come on, man.
	You're right, you're right.
	All right.
	What was that?
	We have more chats.
	Okay, okay.
	And then from this point forward, guys, we're going to go ahead and read Chris.
	20 and up.
	20 and up from this point forward?
	Yep.
	Okay, 20 and up.
	And just so y'all know, guys, we got, what, about 15,000 y'all watching right now between YouTube and Rumble, man.
	I hope you guys enjoyed the numbers up there on the top right.
	For all the people who say, yo, man, yo, we got the fresh and fed YouTube numbers are down.
	Bro, you can see the Rumble people too.
	Most people watch us on Rumble nowadays, for obvious reasons, because that's home base.
	So, what were you going to say?
	Chat?
	Yeah, chat.
	Castle Club?
	Okay, I'll hit Castle Club right now.
	And guys, just so you know, it takes us more time to filter through the Rumble chats, so if you want it to be faster, fnfsuperchat.com, okay?
	Cam two times goes...
	The funny thing about women is even though they say they don't care what you do, they still care who you're doing it with.
	Wonder why women are attracted to other women?
	There you go.
	There you go.
	Yeah, social proof.
	Anything else?
	Yep, right now.
	Okay, and then ratings from Fresh to Myron.
	Nah, not tonight, fellas.
	God already punched him in.
	He's trying to say LR and attractive.
	You guys understand what you want to say back to Fresh's dog?
	I don't really like him that much, to be honest with you.
	Tell him what's up, man.
	He's a bastard.
	You're a bitch, nigga.
	You ain't even got a profile picture.
	Your picture's a dog.
	Oh, shit.
	Big ass piece of shit.
	I bet she's fast as fuck.
	This is dog, though.
	Okay.
	Accusations!
	All right.
	She said match energies like they're about to do the damn fusion dance.
	What the fuck happened up on top?
	Fusion?
	No, we got that one.
	Michelle, you sound like a dude.
	After you gave him head, nutted and missed your mouth, instead hit your nostrils, grab a tissue and blow your nose, yo.
	I'm trying to say it.
	It sounds like you have a cold.
	Do you have a cold?
	I suffer through, like, environmentally allergies.
	Like, if that atmosphere changes.
	You get allergies in Miami?
	Yes!
	Yeah, I do.
	Yeah, I do.
	Once I moved to Florida, I stopped getting allergies, man.
	That's like a New England thing for me.
	I recently just moved into my apartment, so like a lot of dust is in the air, so probably that's why.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Drink your tea.
	Question for the girl next to fresh.
	Do you happen to know how many chromosomes you have?
	Also, give her a tissue and let her blow her.
	No.
	Come on, bro.
	Come on, man.
	Stop, bro.
	That person has an extra chromosome.
	Damn, yeah.
	Leave her alone, bro.
	Leave her alone, man.
	She's definitely commenting.
	We know he has an extra one.
	Alright, anything else?
	We got some rubber marks, but I'm still loading them.
	Okay, former nice guy goes, LMAO, that was hilarious.
	What the fuck?
	Big, quick question.
	Myron and Fresh, B and my bros, or me and my bros, can you black it out for me?
	I want to start a podcast.
	Do you recommend Rumble over everything else?
	You need an audience first, bro.
	Yeah.
	So build that audience on traditional platforms and then bring them on over to Rumble.
	There you go.
	The new home base.
	Or do all of them at the same time.
	Yeah, do them at the same time.
	Former Nice Guy goes, LMAO, that was hilarious.
	Big question though, Myron and Fresh, B. Oh, no, we read that one.
	Yep.
	And then we got here, Isaac the Sparky goes, Girl in the middle looks like she came straight out of India.
	You cannot demand a master degree, man.
	You have anything you want to say back to him saying that you can't demand a master degree?
	Wow, India?
	That's harsh.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	That's racist.
	Very.
	Thank you.
	Come again.
	I knew that was good.
	Like crushing Indians.
	Anything but them.
	Fuck.
	Oh, you don't want Indian guys?
	That's disgusting.
	Damn.
	Damn.
	How dare you?
	They smell like curry?
	Shh.
	I'm throwing up.
	I haven't even eaten and I'm throwing up.
	Sorry Sanjeev, Shane interested.
	Pena looking like a pack of slumped out, up syndrome gargoyles tonight.
	Myron, what are the subtle gains to look for over time to reveal possible promiscuous girl?
	Mess with a girl at the moment, he seems white for material, but I'm sus, it's act like...
	It's an act because she never ever had what?
	I'm the best she ever had.
	Oh, okay.
	You know what?
	Let's ask the ladies that and then we'll go ahead.
	Ladies, what is a clue as a girl being a hoe that most guys don't pick up on?
	There you go.
	We can start right here with Miss Nasal.
	Okay, I love that.
	That's my nickname.
	Okay, great.
	You have a good spirit to you.
	That's awesome.
	Thank you.
	It's age.
	Oh, okay.
	Very true.
	I've gone through a lot.
	Does that mean you're a whore though?
	I did have a whore face when I was around her age.
	Alright, fantastic age.
	Alright, niggas.
	It's a little Tuesday.
	Hey, what's up girl?
	You good?
	What about you?
	What did they nut your nose?
	What about you?
	What's a subtle cue that a girl's a hoe that most guys can't pick up on?
	That they should watch out for?
	Um, shit.
	I don't really know.
	Kind of just, it's something you pick up on over time.
	It's like small things, I feel like.
	Give us one.
	Um, your phone being on do not disturb all the time.
	Oh, that's a good one.
	Anything else?
	That's a good one.
	Keep thinking, I'll come back to you.
	What about you?
	What's a subtle sign that a girl's a hoe?
	Uh, coming home late.
	6am.
	Okay.
	You know, staying out late.
	Alright, what about you?
	I think partying a lot without your significant other.
	Like what you do?
	Not what I do.
	Not what I do.
	Expose!
	Okay.
	You know that E40 soundbite is fire, bro.
	Tough you, E40 soundbite.
	Okay, what about you?
	What would you say is a trait that men, subtle trait that shows the girls a 304 that men don't recognize?
	I feel like having a Finsta.
	Oh.
	A Finsta?
	Yeah.
	That's smart.
	What's a Finsta?
	It's a secret Instagram that only she knows about.
	Yeah, it's like a fake account, like not your main account.
	I don't know.
	Remember the girl mentioned it, the Finsta?
	I had no idea what she was talking about.
	But does it have like a real pictures on it and stuff?
	Not usually.
	What does it have on it?
	You'll use a different account to look at people that you don't want to know that you're looking at.
	So like exes or people you hate.
	There's something like a second account where you can do whatever you want to do.
	Yeah.
	Ninja account.
	I guess you can look at profiles, but how does that make her a hoe though?
	Because she's probably looking at stuff she shouldn't be.
	Either her ex's stuff still cares about her ex or still cares about girlfriend drama.
	Let's say she's still in love with her ex, right?
	She'll look at his account through the Finsta, her main page.
	Anything else?
	High snap score.
	A high snap score?
	That is kind of...
	Yo, that's low-key.
	That's fire because a lot of snapchats means she's actually doing a lot of stuff.
	I won't say too much in detail, but that's a lot.
	That's pretty good.
	Sending nudes and shit?
	Hell yeah.
	Okay, anybody else have anything they want to add in to that?
	I know you said you want to say something else, but...
	No, I just want to say about the Finsta, I don't feel like that's a whole thing.
	Because I have a Finsta, but I use it for traveling.
	Oh, here we go.
	I don't think it's like all people, but I think that's like a subtle thing.
	I travel a lot.
	I've been to like five countries in the past year.
	Who paid for it?
	My mommy.
	My mom and my dad.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	I studied abroad.
	I did my first year abroad.
	Okay.
	So yeah, but I would post a lot of this because I post a lot and I know my Instagram don't really want to see that.
	So I have a Finsta where I'd post like my traveling stuff like me in Morocco, me in London.
	So you post pictures of yourself?
	Yeah.
	Has your boyfriend seen it?
	Yeah, he follows me on it.
	Okay.
	But do a lot of people even follow you on it?
	No, it's just like my friends, like 60 people.
	Okay.
	So you use it strictly, but you don't put it on your main Instagram because no one cares about that?
	Yeah, nobody gives a fuck about that shit.
	I would say though, snap is way worse.
	Because if she's not invested in snap, that many snaps a day, you gotta be worried, bro.
	Okay.
	The attention is at her highest priority.
	Okay.
	Anything else that you guys can think of that guy should look for with a girl being on?
	Can you tell us one?
	One red flag?
	She said age, but...
	Other than age?
	Yeah, other than age.
	I can agree about the Snap story because I have a lot of friends who are in the whole phase right now, and they do have a high Snap score, for sure.
	That's a good one.
	All right.
	Cool.
	Fantastic.
	Okay, anything else?
	Spin the wheel?
	Yeah, I think it's spin the wheel time.
	Let's go!
	And guys, just so you know, it's 20 and up from chat here, so we have the lovely Icy who's going to help out with spinning the wheel here.
	Real quick.
	Okay, quick little transition.
	What?
	Death to my hate.
	Oh.
	100 bucks.
	Y'all offed my inner simp.
	Hey, shout out to you, my friend.
	Good job, bro.
	Appreciate that.
	Death to my hate.
	Y'all offed my inner simp.
	Yep, that's what it's about, man.
	We don't want you guys to be simps and get bamboozled.
	Okay, so we're going to go ahead and run the Spin the Wheel segment, as you guys know.
	Oh yeah, yeah, Kill Twitch.
	We've been on Twitch all the time?
	Yeah.
	Oh shit, yeah, let's get off Twitch and Twitter.
	Come on over to YouTube, guys.
	Come on over to YouTube.
	If you're watching us on Rumble, do me a favor, open up another tab.
	We've got almost 18,000 y'all watching right now on all the platforms, so go ahead and do me a favor.
	Open up a tab on YouTube, like the video on YouTube, let's get the engagement up, and we're going to go ahead and transition over.
	Number one men's podcast in the world here.
	So, we got Icy in the house, and she's going to go ahead and spin the wheel for y'all.
	Hi.
	Icy, you want to tell them a little bit about how this is going to work?
	Go ahead.
	So basically, I'm going to spin the wheel my mic on, right?
	Yes.
	And these questions are actually from supporters that we got from our Dragon Ball Z stream.
	I was about to say that.
	These are your guys' questions, man.
	So we went ahead during the stream and we fielded a bunch of questions here.
	So Icy went ahead and wrote them down on the wheel.
	We took the best ones that you guys wanted.
	So, yeah.
	So, question, Myron.
	How do you want to do this?
	Do you want to do one question and then...
	Do you want to do one question and go around?
	Yeah, we'll go around the whole panel for it so everyone gets the same thing.
	Alright, cool.
	So, let's go ahead and spin the wheel.
	Alright, let's see what it comes to.
	It says, go ahead and read the question for the people.
	Would you marry the last guy you smashed and why?
	That's a good one, actually.
	Okay, we'll start here with Miss Ireland.
	Would you marry the last guy you had sex with and why?
	Yes or no and why?
	No.
	Damn.
	Why not?
	We know each other too well, I guess.
	Isn't that a good thing?
	It's too bad.
	What?
	So you know all the unflattering things about him?
	Yeah.
	What is the deal breaker that made you say, I can't marry you?
	Zo?
	No.
	Just, uh...
	I don't know how to say it.
	What is the deal breaker?
	Just say it.
	Nobody knows who he is.
	Because normally when you know each other too well, that would be a good thing.
	On some level, yeah.
	We're just not like...
	Compatible?
	Yeah.
	But why though?
	Is it because you're a hoe?
	No.
	Is he a proki?
	I don't want to say.
	He can't support you financially?
	He could.
	Okay, so he has too many other women?
	No.
	He's just not enough, I guess.
	Oh, he's too small?
	Yes.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Wait, what race is he?
	Hispanic.
	I knew it.
	What?
	It was Juan, bro.
	It was Juan.
	Alright.
	That's not that crazy.
	Okay, so he can't sexually satisfy you.
	Fair enough.
	That's not...
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Hey, he still hit, though.
	Yeah, Juan!
	Yeah!
	Okay, one more time.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yeah, I would probably marry the person that I did...
	No, the last guy you smashed, it's your boyfriend that you have now.
	You would marry him?
	Yep.
	Wow.
	Even though you got him around your finger in two months?
	Yep, I would marry him.
	Because we've been friends before we started interacting and doing stuff.
	So you friend zoned him first?
	Well, he wasn't just going to get the cookie.
	I mean, that's a prize.
	How long did you have him in a friend zone for?
	We were friends for a couple of months.
	But I would totally marry him.
	What made you change from friend to serious?
	We just started getting really close and hanging out and being with each other 24-7 and everything just connected.
	Do you think a marriage would last when it's pretty blatantly obvious you don't respect them like that?
	No.
	Wait, wait.
	Who pays the bills?
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Do you want to send a question?
	What?
	Say it again?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Ask again.
	Do you think the marriage would last when it's pretty self-evident from your responses and demeanor when asked about him that you don't respect him?
	Your friend's looking at you like, God damn.
	She probably does know the truth.
	I'm not sure how to answer that.
	Answer it honestly.
	She believes in you.
	I believe in you.
	I'm not sure.
	Alright, the answer is no.
	Okay, fantastic.
	Listen, my guy, run while you can.
	Yeah, nigga.
	Run while you can, bro.
	You might not be able to run like that.
	Alright.
	Fantastic.
	So, question.
	Is he at your house, right?
	Yeah, he's at her house.
	I don't know where he's at right now.
	Oh, he's probably watching this.
	I thought you knew.
	Yeah, I thought you were so confident earlier.
	I mean, he's at my house.
	Please don't be mad if you're watching this.
	Yeah, he's definitely at my house.
	Watching this right now.
	Bro, we need to call him on the phone, bro.
	Yeah, call him on the phone, man.
	We need to call this nigga, man.
	Yeah, I know, man.
	Yo, he fuck it up, man.
	If you're confident, we should go talk to him, right?
	It's very complicated.
	Why?
	He's your soulmate, right?
	Yeah, he is.
	It's just some complications.
	Within time, it could be worked on.
	Maybe marriage could be considered.
	You've had mumps as friends, and now you're dating two mumps as well?
	That's a lot of time.
	It is a lot of time, but not enough to commit to marriage.
	You just said yes.
	I mean, I would marry him, just not right now.
	Eventually, later on, I would.
	How long do you think?
	I would say another three years, if we're still close.
	He's definitely a lineman.
	He might be.
	So he's on his last leg then?
	Maybe.
	Damn.
	Damn, nigga.
	Alright.
	You're single.
	You're watching this, man.
	What are you doing?
	Alright.
	What about...
	Oh, shit.
	You're a virgin.
	It doesn't matter.
	The last person that I dated, would I marry them?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I would marry them.
	Wait, what?
	Why aren't y'all together now then?
	He didn't want to wait.
	No.
	Family reasons.
	Yeah.
	Wait, question.
	Do you get blowjobs?
	Do I give blowjobs?
	Chris, that's a W. Actually, yeah, that's smart.
	That's a good question.
	Be honest.
	No, I don't.
	Bro.
	Lie detector.
	Yeah, we got to get her set up for the lie detector.
	Actually, all right, well, after I finish this thing and then I get on the lie detector.
	Okay, so you said family issues.
	Why?
	Was it because he wouldn't convert to Islam?
	Is that what it was?
	No.
	No, not at all.
	Was he Muslim?
	No.
	Okay.
	No.
	It's just my family didn't really get along with him, and he knew that.
	Your father was like, no?
	Well, it was more like my mom, actually.
	My mom's like a big...
	I think my mom's a little bit bigger in my life.
	My more love life, if you will.
	Okay.
	What's the reason why she didn't like him?
	What did she not like about him?
	Just like...
	I don't know.
	Dumb things.
	Just his demeanor.
	The person that he is.
	Was he rude?
	His character?
	It's not his character.
	Was he soft?
	It's more like financial.
	He was a brokie.
	He couldn't provide for you and him at the same time.
	He had an unstable job.
	Is that what it was?
	It's like, you know, especially people my age, they're still growing.
	Yeah.
	So, you know, there's just kind of...
	But you're kids, right?
	You most of them don't understand that.
	Yeah, but my mom has her own opinions.
	She's a very opinionated woman, so that's fine with me.
	You really suck at direct communication.
	Let me guess.
	He couldn't provide you long-term security within the confinements of any type of serious relationship.
	It's not that he couldn't provide.
	It's people...
	Okay.
	Something is adding up here, bro.
	I would still be with him.
	I would still be with him.
	But we're asking you why your mom didn't approve of him.
	That's what we're asking.
	Well, financial reasons.
	Okay, so he couldn't provide you long-term security to her.
	But that's about my mom.
	That's not about me and how I feel about him.
	Yeah, but your mom was like, yo, you don't make enough money to support my daughter and yourself.
	You're not stable.
	You can't provide her long-term security, which is what marriage is typically for What okay Alright.
	Okay.
	It's not wrong with that, by the way.
	That's the mom's job.
	I don't know why you're ashamed of that, but that's fine.
	Or dad's.
	Yeah, like that's the parent's job is to protect you from making really bad decisions.
	Yeah.
	Alright, let's get her strapped in.
	Okay, can you take that phone off and then they're going to go over here and set you up on a lie detector.
	Okay, what about you?
	Yeah, I would.
	I mean, we've only been talking for like three months, but yeah.
	So far so good?
	Yeah, it was pretty good.
	We still go to the club though.
	The last three times, I've gone with him.
	Okay.
	So you would marry the guy that you smashed?
	My boyfriend?
	Yeah.
	So why him over everybody else?
	That's a really good question.
	I don't know.
	I've had my flings, but he just felt different to me.
	I don't know.
	The way he makes me feel just felt different.
	I thought that was important.
	The vibe, right?
	Yeah.
	A lot of people don't really stick out, but he did.
	So I thought I should probably stand on that.
	She felt him.
	He stuck out.
	Now she stands on it.
	Yeah.
	I stand on Bennett.
	That's a big D. Is he also a football player, this guy?
	He was.
	Not anymore.
	Shout out to our sponsor, Blue Chew.
	Coming up soon.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yes.
	I was the one that broke up with him.
	Why?
	First, he's Jewish.
	Girl, I'm Jewish.
	What's wrong with being a Jew?
	Nazel!
	Nazel, what the fuck?
	Wait, hold on.
	Hold on.
	Okay, so, wait, you're Jewish too?
	Yes.
	Is your mom?
	My mom's Jewish, yeah.
	My dad is Jamaican.
	More men tend to be clinging on their moms than women.
	Jewish men?
	Yes.
	I've never talked to a Jewish man.
	And that was my problem.
	Okay, so you wanted to, but did his faith get in the way?
	We were together for three years and lived together for two years.
	Okay, so why didn't it work out?
	Because of his religion?
	No.
	He was too clingy.
	He was a mama's boy.
	Mama's boy.
	He was too clingy to his mom.
	What does that have to do with him being Jewish?
	Because that's what he taught me.
	He taught me that most relationships for Judaism, most of the men are attached to their mother.
	Because their mother is the one that taught them the religion.
	Okay.
	So it's because he was a mama's boy?
	Yes.
	Not because of his religion?
	No.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	That makes sense.
	I wanted it to be funny at first.
	I get it.
	Okay.
	That's fine.
	Bad timing.
	Yo, I'm done, bro.
	I'm done.
	Okay.
	Myron Chill.
	I'm excited right now.
	Myron Chill.
	I know you are.
	I got some jokes, but okay.
	It was fine.
	All right.
	Damn!
	She pissed his fuck, nigga!
	Okay, alright.
	Okay.
	Alright, so you don't want to, I guess...
	Alright, interesting.
	I gave him an ultimatum.
	What was the ultimatum?
	Stop being a mama's boy?
	How a husband should be living and creating his own family with his new wife.
	I gave him an ultimatum.
	I said, dinner is at the table.
	And your kids are in front of your wife.
	And your mom is calling you.
	What do you do?
	He said he'll answer the phone.
	But it's dinner with your family.
	It's the only private time that you have.
	So he put his mom above you.
	Correct.
	What did he do that pissed you off the most?
	Because it seems like there's something that he did.
	Well, we're both the same side.
	We're both Aries.
	So that's one.
	So we both butt heads a lot.
	Okay.
	He's...
	I thought he butt noses.
	Okay, what else?
	I guess since we were both so alike that we knew each other's weaknesses and strengths.
	And that's what went crumbling down.
	Okay, but what did he do that, like, okay, he was a mama's boy, I get that, and I can see how that can interfere with the relationship, but, like, what was the turning point that he made you say, yo, I'm done with this shit?
	Like, did he, like, ask his mom for permission on something that you didn't want?
	No, is that every other fight he would call her?
	Wow!
	Okay, alright.
	It wasn't even re-resolved.
	I understand people have their own way of communicating and having their argument.
	For him, he wanted to walk away.
	And for me, if you've been with me for three years, you already know who I am.
	So let's resolve the situation.
	So his mom must have hated you then?
	She was two-faced.
	She pretended she would like me and then talk shit behind my back when I heard the phone calls with him.
	Gotcha.
	Alright.
	Did you ever go to Israel?
	No, but he did.
	Did you ever go to Israel?
	Yeah.
	You got your birthright?
	Yeah.
	Well, I haven't done my birthright trip yet.
	I went on like a program, like a student exchange program thing.
	How'd you like that?
	It was really nice.
	It was beautiful.
	That's what he said.
	You need to be saved.
	What?
	Okay, never mind.
	Okay, let's continue.
	Alright!
	Myron Chill, this ain't Twitter.
	Okay, man.
	Moe Chorizo, ladies, despite y'all looking like the princess from Shrek, I'm still...
	What the hell did that say?
	What?
	What the f...
	What?
	Moe Chorizo goes, ladies, despite y'all looking like the princess is from Shrek, I'm still taking one of you home with us tonight.
	What?
	Moe, make a move on the Jonah Hill-looking John next to Fresh.
	You got it, big homie.
	What?
	Wait, first of all, no E on Moe.
	You know anything you want to say, Moe?
	I'm options, bro.
	Do you like fat guys?
	Hell no, she don't, bro.
	I've never been with one.
	You want to go out with Mo?
	Tonight's your lucky night.
	You want to go out with Fat Mo?
	He's single.
	Ready to mingle and jiggle.
	What?
	I don't want to be rude.
	Oh, shit!
	He has a cute smile.
	He has a cute smile.
	He does have a good smile.
	You want to give him a chance?
	Is it because he's black?
	No.
	What's the matter?
	I don't want to be rude.
	We tried, Bo.
	You gotta lose some more weight, nigga.
	Oh man, nobody's safe on this fucking podcast.
	Yo, nobody.
	Alright, okay, are we set up with the lighting sector yet?
	Almost.
	Almost?
	Alright ninjas.
	Are we gonna spin the wheel again?
	She's breathing hard.
	Yeah, she's sweating now.
	We're about to see if she's really a virgin.
	You okay?
	You okay over there?
	I mean, she's shaking over there, man.
	Her pulse is going up and down.
	She's sweating.
	You good?
	Yeah, this is great.
	Bro, that shit look crazy.
	This is great.
	You wanna share a screen?
	This is like a Chris can't read the numbers, I guess.
	No, no, no.
	That shit's going crazy.
	Oh, it's going wild?
	Yeah.
	Alright, let's hit the...
	Oh, shit!
	What the...
	Goddamn!
	I'll tell you, man.
	What's the heart rate?
	Alright, should you answer what question again?
	Calcone!
	PUSH! I said it's biking.
	Should we spin the wheel again?
	Almost 20,000 out of niggas in here.
	Like the video, man.
	Do it right now.
	Alright, let's spin the wheel again.
	Angie?
	Ask her the question right now.
	Oh, we good to ask her?
	Yeah, we good to ask her, man.
	Okay, so you guys asked the baseline question and everything?
	Yeah, we did.
	Alright, ninjas, it is fucking time to play the game, aka polygraph time.
	Alright, so the first question is, yes or no?
	Bro, she is nervous as fuck.
	Chris, let me know when to pop the question.
	Actually, you know what?
	Chris, pop the question because you're actually administering the test.
	Go ahead.
	Alright, cool.
	First question is, are you a virgin?
	That's a no Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh You know what?
	Myron, she was twicking like, bro.
	I knew it, bro.
	That's why I was on her ass, bro.
	Soon as she went.
	Soon as she got hooked up fresh, I was like, why is she sweating so much?
	Chris, I knew it, bro.
	Yo, chat, I knew she wasn't a virgin, bro.
	I knew it, bro.
	Why lie, though?
	Yo, chat.
	Why is special interrogating her?
	Yo, come on, man.
	She's done, she's done.
	Unhook her.
	Hold on, hold on.
	We ain't done yet.
	Yo, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Who's helping this bitch?
	The show goes on, motherfucker.
	The show goes on.
	All right?
	Okay.
	The show goes on.
	All right?
	I got one.
	I got one.
	All right, Edgar, go ahead.
	Wait for this.
	Virgin?
	Question for you, Virgin.
	Have you ever done anal?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	She said no.
	I see.
	Put the mic to her when she speaks, by the way.
	She said no.
	Yeah, no, that's fine.
	She already answered.
	Yeah, just hold it.
	But just hold it when...
	Okay, let's see.
	Okay, so Chris needs a second for it to process, and we'll see what the lie detector says.
	Oh, did she tell the truth, by the way, when she said she wasn't a virgin?
	Yes.
	Clearly?
	She told the truth.
	This is the virgin part right here.
	Okay, real quick.
	Can you explain to the people what the hell we're looking at here on the thing?
	Explain the graph.
	Basically, the red line is where we're...
	This is how you know whether she's lying or not.
	So when it stays stagnant, like when it's just like chill...
	It's true.
	It's true.
	When it jumps up and do all this crazy shit, she's lying.
	Yeah, I get it.
	Red is a pose.
	Blue is our breathing.
	And green is our sweat.
	So she's sweating, you know, a lot.
	Alright, so she ain't sweating that bad.
	She was.
	She was.
	Let's show the truth.
	Okay, now she can be free.
	Okay, so she told the truth when she said, I'm not a virgin, obviously.
	Okay, and then what about this one just now?
	It's just a little shaky on that.
	No, Chris, look.
	It's steady.
	No, but this was before that.
	But when he asked the anal question, it was around right here.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay, so.
	It's pretty steady.
	Alright, niggas, are you telling the truth or not?
	No, no, she's shaky about it.
	Have you tried it one time?
	No, I have not.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	You gotta give it like a good 10 seconds.
	Okay.
	Chris, you asked this earlier.
	Uh-huh.
	Let me know when it counts.
	Yeah, do it now.
	Do it now?
	Yeah, get back to it.
	Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
	Don't want to just keep asking.
	The anal thing is popping up.
	Look.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, she probably got a booty.
	Yeah, I probably...
	You got a booty eight?
	No.
	You lying, bro.
	Alright, and then the last question is, I think I know which one it is.
	Have you ever given a blowjob?
	No, I have not.
	Okay, let's see.
	Let's see how this goes.
	Even after saying you're not a virgin?
	Let's see what happens with this one.
	Yo, I can't wait till all the copycats start doing this shit.
	But you know what?
	You niggas don't got a team to read the shit.
	We did it first.
	Yeah, we did it first.
	I don't know, man.
	Her post is going up.
	The copycats bind the detector right now.
	That is a lie.
	That is a lie.
	My dog been sucking dick.
	Yo!
	Why you gaffin', man?
	That shit went to the top!
	That shit sent you a straight liar!
	She's sweating bullets though!
	Okay, she good.
	We caught her.
	Alright, so we got three.
	So basically, okay, so the only thing she told the truth about was that she was not a virgin, but the other stuff is questionable?
	Yeah, pretty much.
	You see it right now?
	You see how it's coming up?
	Okay, so she gave a BJ. From your professional experience, nigga Chris, what would you say?
	Nigga yes.
	The nigga polygraph.
	Nigga yes.
	Okay, Chris is the nigga polygrapher, bro.
	Yo, but you know what's funny?
	What?
	We just put on her, she was sweating.
	It's a show?
	She's never a virgin, bro.
	I thought that shit was bugging out.
	The whole time I was like, man, I'm bugging out.
	Listen, I knew you were capping.
	I'm like, no.
	I caught you.
	I caught you.
	Yo, yo, yo.
	Yo, yo.
	Yo, yo, yo.
	Yo, yo, yo.
	Yo, yo, yo, yo.
	Yo, yo, yo, yo That was awesome.
	That was fantastic.
	Alright, I think it's spending the wheel time.
	I've got to ask you a question, though.
	Why are you like being a virgin?
	Yeah, why?
	That's a weird lie.
	Is it because someone's watching?
	Somebody's probably watching, yes.
	Understandable.
	But most guys know that most chicks aren't virgins, though, nowadays.
	Who is it?
	Your parents?
	I hope not.
	Oh my gosh, I hope not.
	They're going to watch this shit.
	I told you!
	That Jordanian dad, he's going to be like, beat the shit out of her, bro.
	You're going to hit it with the chocolate.
	Yo, chocolate.
	I see her Instagram.
	I see her Instagram.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Pretty much.
	Or her Instagram?
	It's bad, bro.
	Really?
	It's bad, bro.
	My Instagram is bad.
	It's bad, bro.
	Oh, shit.
	Let's pull it up.
	Goddamn, man.
	You should cap it all over the place.
	Everybody's blocked on my Instagram.
	Yeah, hold on.
	Let's pull that shit up real quick.
	You sure you want to show your Instagram?
	Yeah, you can show my Instagram.
	You sure?
	It's fine.
	You said everyone's blocked, so I don't want to...
	Let's see here.
	Oh, she on the boat?
	Too late, nigga.
	She on the boat?
	Oh, man.
	Oh, I'm on a boat.
	Yeah, that was actually my friend's boat for her birthday.
	Her parents bought her a yacht.
	Damn, man.
	If you're on a yacht, you got got.
	Yeah.
	Bro, she on many yachts.
	Many yachts.
	At nighttime and everything.
	She lives on a yacht.
	Goddamn.
	Yeah.
	Goddamn.
	Goddamn.
	Bro, this is a great example of a girl selling purity.
	Yeah.
	Y'all ninjas.
	Goddamn, bro.
	Okay.
	Yo, we shouldn't ask the body count.
	All right.
	You might as well, man.
	Yeah, what is it?
	Maybe she's a born again.
	We should put it back on, no?
	Yep, that's right.
	Born again.
	What is that?
	Is it over 10?
	That's crazy.
	Is it over 10?
	No way.
	Well, I don't know what to believe anymore.
	I don't know what to believe anymore.
	She already says she's not a virgin.
	What's the point of not knowing that?
	Is it over 5?
	Um...
	Yes.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	It's over five.
	You want to go back under the test?
	Yeah, you want to go back under the test?
	It's over nine.
	Waterboy or this?
	No, my first answer was zero.
	I'm sticking with zero.
	That's it.
	I'm Dominican.
	I'm going to die Dominican.
	That's it.
	We don't go meet Dominican for lying.
	We already don't?
	Okay.
	You what?
	Listen, from this point on, what do we say?
	We just can't believe nothing on board, bro.
	Yo, man.
	Yo.
	Yo, that's crazy, though.
	I'm a virgin.
	Imagine she left the show, right?
	We didn't expose her, bro.
	Oh, is there a virgin?
	100k!
	Just to be my wife.
	You never know.
	Goddamn.
	Some guy will pay for sure, man.
	100k?
	Wow.
	Yeah, some guy will pay.
	Yeah, there's dudes out there that pay for virgins.
	I think a million dollars one time.
	You can be simple.
	Not no more.
	You're worth 10 bucks now.
	You a liar, nigga.
	All right, cool.
	Let's move a lot.
	All right.
	Let's move, man.
	Yo, this is crazy, man.
	See, see.
	Oh, spin the wheel again.
	By the way.
	Yeah.
	I love women, right?
	Through and through.
	But when they lie, I can't expect you no more, man.
	At that point...
	You can't just say that I'm not a virgin, man.
	No, no.
	You can lie, but not in my face.
	They still do it, man.
	Alright, so we're going to go back to spinning the wheel here.
	The next question is going to be...
	Let's see.
	Well, actually, hold on.
	Now that we know you ain't a virgin, would you have married the last guy that you banged?
	She said yes.
	Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Remember, this was before she admitted that she wasn't a virgin.
	Yeah, but she still said...
	This is the last guy that she dated.
	The last guy that I dated, yes.
	Was the last guy that you smashed?
	Same dude?
	Last guy that I dated is the same guy that I would marry.
	A.K.A. last guy you smashed.
	A.K.A. the last guy that I dated.
	Accountability is not here, bro.
	Yo, man.
	Alright.
	Okay, fantastic.
	Next one.
	The last guy she dated was not the guy she smashed.
	Is that true, Mo?
	Sorry, is that true what Mo said or no?
	She's laughing.
	Yep.
	You can't suppose all through them.
	This is bad, bro.
	This is crazy.
	These girls admit that they're in the club twerking and shit.
	She's honest, man.
	Gotta be.
	A little bit.
	We're more honest than her friend.
	- No, you've been capping.
	You've been lying down. - She is, bro.
	- God damn, huh? - She's capped.
	Come on, man.
	Y'all should be friends.
	Leave her alone.
	All right.
	All right.
	So, um...
	All right.
	Go ahead, Ice.
	You know what to do.
	Let's go.
	Spin the wheel.
	Spin the wheel.
	That's African niggas dancing, too, so this is good that you be dancing.
	All right.
	All right.
	It's on the green.
	What does it say?
	How would you conduct yourself if your dad watches you for 24 hours?
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, damn.
	That was a good one.
	So if your dad was around you for 24 hours, how would you conduct yourself?
	What would you do?
	We'll start here with Miss Ireland.
	Bad or no?
	Honestly, probably do the same shit.
	I've calmed down a lot.
	Like, go to church now.
	Chill out.
	Don't really...
	So back in the day, who's watching you, what would you do differently?
	Just fake it.
	Fake it till you make it.
	Okay.
	So you had your whole face.
	How long did that last?
	Until I met my ex.
	Pretty much.
	From what span?
	Like how long did it last?
	Like one year, two years, three years?
	Oh, like two years.
	Two years?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	PKH would change her whole day.
	Alright.
	Basically.
	What about you?
	If your dad was watching, what would you do all day?
	For starters, I wouldn't be going out.
	It would really just be school and home and maybe sometimes hang out with friends like beach and food, but nothing extravagant at all.
	Nothing late night?
	Nothing late night.
	You'd be doing extravagant things?
	No guys, no anything.
	Yeah.
	How do you do extravagant things at 19 years old with no money?
	With no money, that's a big, big stretch.
	But I'm just...
	How do you get money then?
	Don't play.
	I'm asking, how do you get money then if you're doing extravagant things?
	Well, I'm always going to have money because my parents give me money while I'm in school.
	So that's starters.
	Until I do get my degrees and I start my career.
	Extravagant is luxury.
	To be extravagant, I would totally...
	Just be at home.
	And being a good girl.
	No, no, I'm asking like, how do you get money to be extravagant like you said from before?
	How do I get money to be extravagant?
	Yeah, because you said you have extravagant experiences.
	I get money by getting good grades, studying, doing what I have to do.
	So your parents are giving you like 10k a month?
	They're giving me money a month.
	Like 10k?
	Not 10k a month, but enough for me to live how I like to live, how I've been raised.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Question.
	Yeah.
	It's funny because you're laughing.
	Is this all your current lifestyle now, but it still funds your lifestyle?
	No.
	Hey, Perry, you watching this right now?
	She's definitely not watching this, though.
	Oh, she won't.
	Okay.
	What would you do if your dad was watching you all the time?
	I pretty much do the same.
	I would pretty much do the same.
	I would go to school, go home, hang out with family members most of the time, maybe movies, family things, some friends, and that's pretty much it.
	Okay, so X out the sex.
	No.
	No sex.
	Okay, what about you?
	I wouldn't change nothing.
	I mean, I wouldn't have sex.
	So you'd still go to the club and steal people's liquor?
	Yeah.
	You'd be okay with your dad seeing that?
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	He said, Womp to your bump to your teeth.
	It wouldn't change nothing, I guess.
	Womp to your What about you?
	Wait, even you getting banged by your boyfriend right now?
	Nah, nah, nah.
	Okay, so you would change that?
	That's weird.
	That's weird, my nigga.
	Well, you said I wouldn't change nothing, so.
	Yo, he was like, she got a big body in her.
	That's my daughter.
	So the only thing you would change is you would not fuck your boyfriend?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Sort of the same.
	I have an open conversation and communication with him.
	So if I'm going out to the club, if I'm doing this, if I'm doing...
	So you'd be okay with your dad seeing all your shenanigans in the club?
	Yes.
	What do you do in the club when you're in there?
	I just try to get free drinks, to be honest.
	Wait, you try or you do?
	I have a bunch of girlfriends that I pick and choose when I want to go clubbing.
	Okay, how would you get free drinks from the guy?
	I want to hear this.
	I have a girlfriend that is...
	I can't breathe!
	I have a girlfriend who does it for me.
	Oh, so you don't get the free drinks?
	No.
	Oh, she's one of them girls.
	Okay, there you go.
	So...
	What if your friend's not there?
	How would you procure free drinks?
	Since I'm in the industry, I have a lot of connections.
	I know promoters.
	I've been around for a while in Miami.
	That age.
	Yeah, that age.
	Let's say your friend isn't there.
	How would you go up to a guy and approach him and get a free drink?
	I haven't done that in a while.
	So if your friend's not there, you ain't getting no free drinks?
	No, she's not, bro.
	She thirsty as fuck.
	She ain't drinking, nigga!
	Alright, so you ain't drinking if your friend ain't there?
	No.
	You don't have any game on your own?
	I'm kind of shy like her.
	Oh.
	You're shy, right?
	She ain't shy, she lying.
	Wait, shy with what?
	Like when you're there, you have a high girl.
	Oh yeah, she's right.
	She's right.
	Yeah, totally shy.
	I don't do that twerking stuff.
	I don't like to be wild.
	But I definitely get free drinks, girl.
	She exposed you.
	You are a capper.
	You are a cavern!
	I mean sometimes, I don't even know how to dance for real.
	Girl, you be in there.
	I tried, but like...
	Pop walking and dropping.
	What are you fucking talking about?
	You be in there.
	I don't know how to dance.
	This is fantastic.
	This is really fantastic.
	I mean, I gotta learn from her then.
	Why are you lying, bruh?
	Not for me, not for me.
	What's the point?
	Oh, wait.
	Never mind.
	No, this is great.
	Because, honestly, we're seeing female natrients with 1080p right now.
	Literally.
	This is great.
	All right.
	Somebody said she was sniffing the drinks.
	She be what?
	Sniffing the drinks.
	Sniffing the drinks?
	Sniffing.
	Sniffing the drinks.
	What the fuck, bro?
	I guess you haven't been on this podcast listening.
	Oh my god, I can't breathe.
	Okay, so your friend isn't there, so you said that you just keep doing what you're doing and your dad would see you finessing drinks, but you can't finesse the drinks by yourself.
	Because I really am always going in a group setting.
	I never go by myself.
	Okay, and then they get you the free drinks.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	Yo, this panel is the best panel I've had in a long time, man.
	Y'all think it's hilarious.
	Are you a liar, niggas?
	What the fuck's going on, bro?
	Goddamn it.
	What, Chris?
	No, it's just funny, man.
	Fresh is right.
	Okay.
	And we got 10,000 of y'all on Rumble, another 82 or so on YouTube, man.
	Like the video, guys, for the production quality.
	Fresh ideas.
	We're bringing out lie detectors.
	Fucking spin the wheels, man.
	I don't want to hear nobody bitching about, bro, you guys are redundant still.
	All the niggas are going to copy us, bro.
	All right.
	They're still going to complain.
	Next question?
	They're still going to complain.
	Yeah, they're still going to complain about something, right?
	And W. Chris, bro.
	Oh, God, because Chris made that happen, so W. Chris.
	Hey!
	Should we do chats first?
	Yeah.
	Let's do one last question.
	We will, and then we can do chats.
	Cool.
	Okay.
	All right.
	One last question.
	So, I see you know what to do.
	Okay.
	Let's see what we get here.
	Let's get a good one.
	Here's some interesting questions from y'all.
	Real talk, man.
	All right.
	We landed on the yellow.
	All right.
	Go ahead.
	You cry.
	Read it again.
	Elmo.
	Elmo, man.
	Come on, man.
	You got one job.
	Go ahead.
	When was the last time a man made you cry, and why?
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, we'll start right here with Miss Congestion.
	Can I do a surprise question?
	After this one?
	Based on the panel?
	No, forget this one.
	Do another one.
	Based on the panel?
	This is a good question, there you go.
	Okay, okay, right out.
	Do you want to hit your surprise question first, and I do this one?
	It's actually on the board.
	This is hilarious.
	It's on the board?
	Yeah.
	So you're audibling it right now?
	Okay.
	This one?
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	I prefer this question.
	What does this question say?
	Would you give up your Instagram to get your virginity back?
	That's a great question.
	I feel like I should be the first one to answer this.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	You've been lying all night.
	Give us one second.
	This is what we'll do.
	We'll let the chat pick.
	Okay?
	So the first question is...
	What was the last time a guy made you cry and why?
	And then the second one is, would you give your Instagram up to get your Virginia back?
	Give me a one if you guys want the first question of, when's the last time a guy made you cry and why?
	Or two, if you guys want to hear the second question, which is, would you give your Instagram up to get your Virginia back?
	Let's see what the chat says.
	And then on YouTube, guys, go ahead and do a poll.
	And then on Rumble, we're looking at the numbers.
	Let's see what they say.
	We'll let the people pick.
	We're going to chat in between.
	Yeah, and then we could do chats while we do this.
	Chris, can we pull it on the side, on YouTube?
	Yes, fine.
	Because I can see that it's kind of split on Rumble.
	So, that way we'll see.
	Again, number one question is...
	Why did the last guy make you cry?
	Who made you cry and why?
	And then the second one is, which is number two, is would you give up your Instagram to get your virginity back?
	We're going to run the poll on YouTube.
	Do me a favor, guys.
	Switch on over to YouTube and answer the question on YouTube because that's where we're going to go ahead and go.
	Because Rumble, we can't do polls, unfortunately.
	So let's poll it.
	Not yet.
	Yeah, not yet on Rumble, but soon.
	But go on over to YouTube right now, guys, and answer the poll, because we really want to get y'all opinions on it, okay?
	Cool.
	And Chris, can you write a question first on there as well?
	Yeah, Mo's on it.
	Mo's on it?
	All right.
	Quickly, gentlemen, quickly.
	All right, let's hit the next one.
	All right.
	And W team in the background.
	Kyrie Thomas goes, this panel is...
	God damn it.
	Fresh, can you read my glasses?
	This panel is so effed, except the Virgin, which she capped about.
	After chemotherapy treatment, you're not supposed to have sex until 40 hours pass.
	I wouldn't smash chemo besides the Virgin.
	Before y'all talk shit, I beat it 2022, and my blank is batter, or bitch is batter, but I'll leave you for the Virgin.
	Wait, what?
	Let me read it again.
	Go back.
	Go back.
	Okay, Kyrie Thomas goes, this panel is so ass except the virgin.
	After chemotherapy treatment, you're not supposed to have sex until 48 hours passes.
	I wouldn't smash with chemo dick besides the virgin.
	Goddamn, okay, you're trying to say y'all niggas ugly.
	Okay, before y'all talk shit, I beat it in 2022.
	My bitches batter, but I'll leave for the virgin.
	She ain't a virgin though.
	You got hoodwinked, my friend.
	Yeah, literally.
	Wife wanted to go through my phone when I was in the shower.
	When I refused to give it to her, she grabbed my balls with her nails and cut them.
	I was dripping.
	I hear two kids, three, two, and four months, I left the house.
	What do I do?
	She grabbed your balls and now you're bleeding?
	Uh, leave, bro.
	Your wife?
	She might kill you in your sleep.
	What the fuck?
	Damn.
	Yeah, bro, you need to go talk to a family lawyer if you're not trolling here.
	Ali goes, like the video, Habibis.
	Yeah, man, like the goddamn video, bro, because we're over here doing all kinds of updates on the podcast and production for y'all.
	Habibis!
	Speaking of private parts, we're from our sponsor?
	Oh, yes.
	Ladies, y'all know what to do.
	Yes.
	It's ball time.
	Wait, I mean, penis time.
	Go ahead.
	We're from our sponsor while we go ahead and get the poll going.
	Go ahead, ladies.
	Come on down.
	Get in there.
	Blue Chew!
	Shout out to Blue Chew.
	This episode is brought to y'all by Blue Chew.
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	There you go, man.
	All right, ladies.
	Thank you.
	You smash her so good she won't lie about being a virgin.
	Facts!
	Alright, cool.
	Gaz6969 goes, shout out Count Mokula, Penny Hustler, the great Blitzby, Shadow Demon, and Deadshot, whoever misses.
	Okay.
	Who never misses?
	I appreciate that.
	This is Kyrie Thomas goes, 28, you need to go and do a few lines to clear your nose and wake up.
	I hope you brought some value to this podcast besides sounding like a pig.
	Goddamn, nigga.
	I don't do drugs, but nice try.
	If you look better, I could definitely pimp you.
	What the fuck?
	You have anything you want to say back to this guy, Kyrie Thomas?
	They told me to dress appropriately, like, not look like a hoe, so I don't know.
	I have a double D in size in my bra, if that helps.
	I think you're doing a great job, by the way.
	Don't mind them.
	Okay, you're doing great.
	I go through this every day of my life.
	I can't change it.
	Trust me, I deal with it, too.
	We both can't breathe.
	It's a good thing.
	I think so.
	I can relate, nigga.
	Is that why you stutter?
	What the fuck?
	Because you can't breathe?
	No, I was just kidding.
	Oh, okay.
	I was just going to say.
	And then we got here, 32Q goes, girl next to Fresh, why you sound like Gucci Mane back in 2009?
	Damn.
	Sounding all congested and shit.
	Gucci!
	Burr! Burr! Burr! Burr! Burr! Burr! Burr!
	Christian, Naldoro, L Waterboy.
	Oh, she's talking about your boyfriend.
	Is he Waterboy?
	Is he really Waterboy?
	He's definitely not.
	He's definitely offensive lineman.
	I don't talk to people that's on the sidelines.
	Definitely not.
	Is he special teams or something?
	He's a lineman.
	Ew, no.
	I don't get cheated on.
	Why don't you just trust him?
	To marry him now.
	What's holding you back?
	I have a lot of stuff going on for myself and I want to be at a specific spot in life before I settle down and commit.
	Tell us about this specific spot in life that you want to be in.
	You know what that means?
	She's saying, it's not me.
	Sorry, it's not you, it's me.
	Tell us about this specific spot that you want to be in life.
	I want to work with different organizations, companies, with marketing, basically helping their production, image, things like that.
	And after I get my degrees, I plan to do that.
	So career over husband?
	Get that money over a nigga.
	What the fuck?
	Okay.
	Question, who told you that you should focus on your career over a man?
	My parents.
	That's how I was raised.
	Both your parents?
	Both of them.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	Because a man will leave, but the money won't leave.
	There you go.
	So they taught you to be independent?
	Very.
	All right, Queen.
	He's an offensive lineman.
	Okay.
	He's an offensive lineman?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Very interesting.
	Very interesting.
	Okay.
	Mukumi goes, shout out FNF. Much love and respect to you guys.
	Stop yourselves and everyone.
	It's time to put the ladies to the test like their lives dependent on.
	Name three countries beside the U.S. Ready, set, go.
	Okay.
	We'll start right here with Miss Ireland.
	Name three countries you can't name.
	Ireland, Canada, or the United States, or Mexico.
	Go ahead.
	Name three countries.
	You gotta talk into the microphone, please.
	Go ahead.
	Albania, Thailand, Nigeria.
	Okay, good job.
	China, France, Nigeria.
	Nigeria?
	Actually, India.
	Okay.
	You can sit yourself on that one.
	Three countries?
	Three countries.
	And you can't name one that someone else named.
	Don't lie.
	Three countries.
	Yes.
	You got this.
	That I would get tatted?
	No, no, no.
	Just name three countries in the United States.
	Or sorry, in the world.
	Three countries in the world.
	Have we said Australia?
	No.
	Um...
	Two more.
	What else?
	Florida.
	Okay.
	Chris.
	Wait, no, I didn't say Florida.
	Yeah, it's okay.
	We got you.
	Two more.
	Um...
	Maybe where you want to do your honeymoon?
	Let's say...
	I mean, you travel all with boats and shit.
	You should know.
	Where are you from?
	Where am I from?
	I say Africa.
	Okay, what else?
	What other country?
	What else?
	Name one more.
	You got this.
	Another country.
	One more.
	Antarctica.
	Europe.
	Yeah.
	Alaska.
	Fantastic.
	All right.
	Name three countries.
	Jamaica, Cuba, Brazil.
	Good job, Yanni.
	What about you?
	Excuse me.
	I'm going to clear my throat now.
	Oh, really?
	Now?
	Now you want to clear it?
	It's a bit late.
	Now?
	Okay, go ahead.
	Germany.
	Okay.
	Spain.
	Okay.
	And where I've been to, Brazil.
	Someone in Brazil already?
	I did.
	Okay.
	One more.
	One more.
	You got it.
	Because she said France, I've been there France.
	Okay.
	Don't worry, it's only like 100 more.
	Yeah, it's only like 160 more.
	It's okay.
	Russia.
	Russia.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Nosferatu.
	Okay, I guess so.
	Damn it.
	You're the only one that messed up, virgin.
	You messed it up, man.
	Well, allegedly.
	Okay.
	What else do we got here?
	Do we have any...
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, we got the poll results in, by the way.
	Let's go ahead and end the poll.
	So it looks like all of you guys voted for...
	58% voted for question number two, which again, reminder, is would you give up your insta to get your virginity back over the last question, which is...
	Who was the last guy that made you cry and why?
	So we'll go ahead and go with number two, the people who have spoken.
	We will go ahead and give y'all what you guys want.
	It's a good one, man.
	It's a good one, man.
	1.8K. 1.8K voted?
	Yep.
	Okay.
	All right.
	It was close, but all right.
	So we'll go with that one first?
	Yeah.
	And then we'll close out with the chats.
	All right.
	Would you give up your Instagram to get your virginity back?
	No, because it's part of my career.
	No, just add some more spice to this.
	Pull it up.
	Oh, shit.
	This is very important now.
	Okay, yeah, that's good.
	We need to see correlation to why.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I want this question?
	Okay, okay.
	Two lines in one.
	Okay, I see that.
	Okay, so you said no for your career.
	Yes, because...
	So your virginity is not that important to you?
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	And your career...
	Myron, she knows a lot.
	Wait, hold on.
	Which Instagram is yours again?
	Michi's Touch.
	Michi's Touch.
	What about you?
	Would you give up your Instagram to get your virginity back?
	I would.
	Okay.
	This is for business, though.
	Yeah, I recently did Fashion Week, Swim Week.
	Alright, so can we pull up Michi's Touch?
	That's it.
	You don't have a personal page?
	You have a personal page?
	I do have a personal page, but it's private.
	Okay, would you give up your personal page to get your virginity back?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	That's different.
	Alright.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	You said yes?
	Yeah.
	You would?
	Why?
	I don't like the way I lost my virginity.
	Gang bang or something?
	No.
	It was very traumatizing.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, I don't really want to get into it, but I would, yeah, I'd like it back.
	That'd be pretty nice.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Alright, what about you?
	Would you give your Instagram up for your virginity?
	Yes.
	Why?
	Because...
	Because I don't need my Instagram.
	Well, okay.
	I guess, alright.
	Question.
	Do you know who you lost your virginity to?
	Yeah, the last guy that I dated.
	The one that your mom didn't like?
	Yeah.
	Is that why she didn't like him?
	Yep.
	Got it.
	Well, I don't know if that's who she lost her virginity to nowadays, man.
	I mean, she's been lying about a bunch of stuff.
	Yeah, you were right.
	Yeah, that was probably like the third guy or something like that.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yeah, I would for my virginity back.
	Is it the guy that you friend-zoned?
	No.
	He's in college.
	Yeah.
	Hey, yo!
	Look at the comment!
	You look thick.
	Oh, she likes to Michael Myers.
	You decided to pose your fingers.
	Chris is right, you got no ass, nigga.
	Yo, no ass, nigga.
	A little something.
	Don't play.
	Where's your offensive line boyfriend?
	Where's your boyfriend?
	Oh, you don't get posted.
	I don't do that.
	You got to post him?
	No, we're just not on the media.
	I don't do that social media stuff with relationships.
	I haven't yet.
	We just made it official on Saturday.
	Too much.
	Drama.
	That means you're single then.
	I post them on Snapchat all the time.
	That means you're single then.
	Why?
	Because no one knows that.
	What?
	Somebody go to your page, you're single.
	No, I'm not.
	No, no, but they don't know that.
	Your profile looks like you're single, I'll tell you that.
	Yeah, it does.
	Both of y'all got some single lady profiles.
	You're right, you're right, you're right.
	Can't argue with that.
	You gotta put them under it, man.
	I would.
	I'd have no problem with that.
	Are you going to?
	Tonight.
	Nope.
	No, we don't have cute pictures.
	I need a good picture.
	Listen, you know what I hear?
	Excuses.
	Excuses, yeah.
	If I was a chick with a man, I'd be posting my man.
	Yo, we need to talk to this nigga, man.
	Yo, get her phone, bro.
	Call that nigga, man.
	Yo, we gotta talk to her boyfriend, bro.
	Say something real quick, man.
	Yo, her boyfriend.
	This nigga fucking up, man.
	No, no, no.
	Your boyfriend.
	Your boyfriend, hers.
	Just call him real quick.
	You gotta call him, man.
	Talk to him real quick, man.
	We gotta do an intervention with this nigga online.
	Facts.
	Goddamn.
	He fucking up.
	I wanna hear this, too, man.
	Alright.
	This is bad.
	Okay.
	And then what about you?
	In the meantime.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	You better not be saying crazy.
	Hold on.
	Do it.
	Yeah, close it real quick.
	Close it, close it, close it.
	Hang up.
	Close it.
	No, no, no.
	No, don't call him yet.
	Okay.
	Don't call him yet.
	You wanna post?
	And then, for you, would you give up your Instagram for your virginity pack?
	I don't use it, so yeah.
	You would?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So you'd give up those whole years?
	Yeah.
	Do you regret those whole years?
	Damn!
	Yeah, honestly.
	Why do you regret them?
	I personally feel like...
	Merch.
	It's harder to connect to people, and it's really hard for me to be, like, actually attracted to someone now, like...
	Oh.
	Damn!
	Yeah, there you go.
	Pear bonding.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so you would say that your sexual exploits before make it harder for you to connect with a guy now?
	Absolutely.
	Would you say that your sexual exploits before maybe you were able to get with really higher status men or very attractive men and it's kind of like skewed things where it's like, damn, my standards are up here now because I was able to fuck maybe an MLB player or an NBA player or something like that and now a regular guy that can commit to me isn't good enough now?
	Pretty much, yeah.
	Have you seen the show before?
	Yeah.
	Is that what media change for the better as well?
	No.
	Okay.
	What's the body count?
	I mean, Chad wants to know.
	Okay.
	I mean, Chad wants to know.
	It's up to you.
	Go ahead.
	Like, 50-ish?
	100?
	Let's just say I stopped counting in high school.
	I got you, Chris.
	In high school?
	For 9,000!
	Hot dogs!
	Goddamn!
	Goddamn, it's like 20 dogs counting.
	Damn!
	But, I mean, okay.
	I mean, that's fair.
	Okay.
	So now, it is time to call Waterboy.
	Yeah, we call Waterboy.
	Waterboy!
	Alright, let's call this nigga, man.
	No FaceTime.
	Yeah.
	Have her get the boyfriend and Alright, so no FaceTime.
	You can press call.
	Yeah, just call.
	And then hold it up.
	I really hope he answers.
	I hope not.
	I really, really hope he answers.
	Even the friend's like, I want to know what position you play.
	Hello.
	What position do you play?
	Oh my God!
	Come on to the show!
	Oh no!
	Bro, question!
	Is she your girl?
	Yeah.
	Okay, question brother.
	How old are you?
	19.
	Love her?
	Yeah.
	Would you marry her right now?
	Uh, right now.
	Right now, we 19, bro.
	Okay.
	Okay, question for you.
	Is there anything that she's doing right now that you don't like?
	At all?
	Say it again?
	Like right now in the current, I want to say, relationship.
	Is she doing anything that you don't like?
	Is there something I don't like?
	Yeah, that she's doing right now.
	You okay with her going to the club?
	By yourself?
	But when you're not there Are you okay with that?
	I mean I trust her I ain't tripping I mean if you gotta worry about a girl like that 24-7 Hey I ain't no one for you Bro keep it a thousand with us
	I'm at the smoke shop right now.
	You at the what?
	I'm at the smoke shop right now.
	At the smoke shop?
	But you're not at our house?
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Well, yeah.
	That nigga dip, bro.
	Bro, don't let the coach find out you smoking, bro.
	Bro, why are you smoking?
	Stupid.
	It's fine.
	We can hang up, man.
	He fucking up, man.
	He fucking up big time, bro.
	But he 19.
	He don't know shit.
	Yeah.
	But, bro, if my girl ever talked about me like that on a pod, no offense.
	Bro, she'd be single.
	Like, immediately.
	That shit crazy.
	Well, I turned into Goku, nigga.
	Oh, at least he answered.
	Yeah, at least he, well.
	So now we know.
	She wears the pants.
	Yeah, see?
	He better answer.
	See?
	Damn!
	Chris, we at that time, right?
	Yeah.
	Alright, so we gotta get the ladies out of here, guys.
	It's that time.
	Chats?
	Last chats here?
	Yeah, chats.
	Okay, Proud Boys.
	This is a good man.
	Alright, Proud Boy goes.
	Are those guest chairs insured for excess weight?
	Some of these guests look like they misplaced Bunker Buster or audiences meant for Gaza.
	What the fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
	Yeah, okay.
	Can someone please pass the big next to Fresha Tissue?
	Yo, y'all are fucking dickheads, man.
	His name is Blow Your Nose.
	Yo!
	Okay, Alien Pauper goes, from Myron Afresh...
	Fat Chinless Bride of Chucky, L. Wig.
	We don't believe the virgin.
	The village must suspect the hymen.
	If you fail, we stone you.
	Gorlock Coolio.
	Mouth-breathing short bus rider.
	Give Crest a Henny.
	WMOW Blitz.
	God damn alien papa.
	Anything else?
	Yeah, way more.
	Great show earlier about building wealth.
	Thank you.
	Ladies, do you claim to be wife material?
	If so, what qualities should a woman have to claim wifey?
	If you claim wife material...
	Show your Instagram to prove it.
	We already won.
	We just saw it.
	Yeah, bro.
	Most chorizo.
	Ladies, despite y'all looking like...
	No, no, no.
	Okay, shout out Fresh Affair.
	This is from Mucinex.
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	Mucinex, Mucinex.
	Mucous out.
	Thanks, bro.
	I appreciate that.
	Buy me the life supply bed.
	Buy me the life supply bed.
	The last hole-bender.
	Goddamn!
	We're swamp, ain't it?
	Chris went from Shrek's neighborhood to pick up the ogres.
	These girls don't deserve you, Mo.
	Shout out to, actually, fine-ass Miami Chula.
	Miami Chula.
	That's all, man.
	I appreciate you, brother.
	Yo.
	Ace the dog.
	Ace the dog goes, my sister asks, how does she get her husband to stop babying her son and make him be a man all her son do is drink and stay in his room, sleeping?
	He a bitch, man.
	I don't know what to tell you.
	You gotta enroll him in a sport.
	Um...
	The ogre life?
	Yo, you guys are fucked up.
	Growness will first look like Fiona mid-transition to her ogre state, but a man in my tax bracket, this world is crazy.
	Go on a minute.
	Yo, what the fuck, man?
	When Dominicans say they virgins, they mean 10 to 20 bodies.
	I told you, man.
	I told you, man.
	Yo, they don't play, man.
	Oh, man.
	Are you over five, though?
	Come on, man.
	Give us at least that.
	You over five.
	I told you I was to get a zero.
	Yeah, it's over five.
	Yahweh goes, an undercover hoe is like an undercover...
	Blank.
	Blank.
	Okay, Yahweh.
	Isn't that your god?
	Yahweh?
	No.
	Okay, never mind.
	Shawn Michaels says, girl in the middle.
	It's crazy how girls will lie with a straight-ass face and then get exposed.
	Imagine her telling her boyfriend, baby, I promise you're the only one.
	Yo, man.
	That was funny.
	And I think theirs is my name.
	I stand on business.
	I stand on business.
	Okay.
	I stand on business.
	You said if you're honest like that and you tell the truth and you stand on business, like you said, rate your girlfriend here from a 1 to 10.
	10 assuming is perfect.
	She a baddie.
	Like that's 10 is like perfection.
	What would you rate a 1 to 10?
	Honestly.
	Go ahead.
	Tell us the truth.
	She's a 9.
	You can say like 8.5.
	I mean, I'm a...
	I believe in you.
	Why are you laying for the camera?
	Bro, what the fuck?
	You really rate her a 9?
	Yes.
	That was a lie.
	If we had time, I'd put her on the lie detector, too.
	Do you really think your friends are nine?
	Come on, man.
	You let me down, man.
	Yeah, man.
	I believe you.
	She don't stand on business at all.
	Nah.
	She stand on cap.
	What else we got here?
	Oh, okay.
	Death to my hate.
	Double down to Marco.
	Y'all don't know how much this podcast has sustained me.
	Last year was hell.
	I'm now making $3K a week.
	Shout out to you, my friend.
	You make $12K a month.
	That's what we're talking about, man.
	Shout out to you.
	That's my future husband.
	Well, he won a virgin making that kind of money.
	Yahweh says, make sure to clip that of the girl lying about being a virgin so it goes viral.
	And no man marries her thinking she's a good girl.
	The chick by Fresh is fat.
	How you gonna judge Moe?
	That's why you breathe like a piggy.
	Like a pig.
	The black girl ugly like a man.
	Damn.
	Shit!
	That was excessive.
	Well, Yahweh, however you say that, I don't even know.
	Who the fuck are you?
	I was a bit much.
	It was just like a little extra.
	Yeah, tell him what's up.
	You have anything else you want to say to him?
	Tell him what's up.
	Get him.
	Get him.
	Come on, it's y'all fight.
	I just ignore stupid idiotic comments that are not into the IQ that I have.
	Man, fuck y'all niggas.
	Fuck y'all niggas.
	Fuck y'all niggas.
	What's your IQ, by the way?
	Have you ever done a test?
	I think I did.
	I don't remember.
	Okay, normally when people talk about their IQ, they've done a test before, but I guess...
	Okay, bug it.
	What do you think your IQ is?
	I guess I'm interpersonal.
	So what do you think your IQ is?
	Interpersonal?
	I've only did the personality one.
	So you've never done a IQ test?
	No.
	Well, I'll say this.
	She did name three countries.
	So I'll give her that.
	Okay.
	Blew chew up my ass.
	Three countries.
	We did that already.
	And then we got here...
	Ask the girls if they would get a tattoo of a man and how long of dating time it would take to do it.
	I know one of them did it within a month of dating the dude left right after her doing it RGBA. What?
	Who's that?
	None of y'all have a tattoo of a guy, right?
	Hell no.
	I do.
	You do?
	What?
	Oh shit.
	Okay.
	Was it the guy with the small dick?
	No.
	It wouldn't be.
	Was it your ex?
	Yep.
	Which one?
	To be fair, he has my name too.
	Or he has bad vibes.
	How long did it take?
	Yeah, how long were we together before you decided to tattoo?
	I think like a month or two.
	Hell no!
	How tall is he?
	Mega two.
	How tall is he?
	Before, after, whole face.
	There was a lot that was involved, okay?
	Like, it was very toxic, very abusive.
	That nigga knows you, then.
	He commented.
	He knows you.
	I'm pretty sure it's probably him or his friend.
	All right.
	It was very toxic.
	Like, how toxic are we talking?
	Like, y'all used to street fighter it?
	Like, we would get, yeah.
	Like, fist fights.
	Put that guile music on and shit.
	Okay, what else we got here?
	Number one podcast in the world, man.
	Stoke94 goes, what are three qualities of a lame woman that men should avoid?
	Do we have time for that, Chris?
	Yeah, it's fine.
	Alright.
	Three qualities of a lame girl that men should avoid.
	Not guy, lame girl.
	Or name one.
	One will be, I guess, not having the same qualities that the other person has.
	Like, if it's aspirations, if it's having sex plurality the way that they want it.
	Just any one quality.
	Just one, yeah, we can just call one.
	So just not wanting sex?
	Yeah, I guess.
	What about you?
	Not being consistent.
	Okay.
	If a guy wants to go out, and she doesn't want to go out, and she always wants to do the things that she wants to do, but not the things that the guy wants to do.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	Being needy, like financially, just needing a man, always wanting, begging, things like that.
	What about you?
	Not meaning what you say.
	Can we make the argument that you don't even mean what you said when you talked?
	You weren't honest with your friend?
	You didn't want to tell her she was a hoe when she was being a hoe?
	Alright, fantastic.
	Alright, next.
	Okay, anything else?
	Caught up?
	No, we're not.
	Last one.
	Crot goes, the bleeding ball is no cap.
	Question for the ladies.
	Have you ever put hands on your significant other?
	Even if so, what did you do and do you think it was justified?
	Well, she did.
	Alright, how many of y'all have put hands on a boyfriend before?
	Raise of hands.
	I knew Biddens did that.
	I believed him.
	Oh, all of y'all have done it.
	Well, come on, man.
	Okay, fine.
	Come on, man!
	Yo, why you lying to somebody?
	She said, holy!
	I need to hold that real quick.
	Yeah.
	That was a lie.
	All right, so all the girls here have gotten in a fight with their boyfriend.
	Okay, anything else?
	All right, Shy Goon goes, shout out to the whole FNF gang.
	Ladies, would you delete your IG for the right guy?
	Wow.
	Yes.
	All of y'all?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So that's a fentanyl problem.
	Goddamn.
	Fentanyl, the titties in that...
	Okay.
	Man, fuck you, nigga.
	Oh, shit.
	Cover up Ho E.W. Myron.
	All right.
	What do we got?
	Virgin Miriam.
	Swing to Tejas.
	We got a good population of Muslims to keep this marriage in line.
	This comment is just for fun.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	20 and up, guys.
	Those are early.
	Those are early.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay.
	If the chick on birth control and virgin, then Chris is a homeless, Moe Skinny, Fresh is white, and Myron is a simp.
	Okay.
	I followed your advice on setting up a date immediately after getting a girl's number, but should I text them periodically so that I'll stay on their minds since women have so many options and not trying to mess up?
	No, you set up a date immediately, dude.
	Fuck.
	Set up the date right away.
	You're not a pen pal, bro.
	Yeah.
	Meekly, fresh and balls, where are you at tonight, big homie?
	You have an urgent on the panel tonight, dude.
	No, we don't.
	You know what we mean.
	She has no experience or sexual experience.
	Come on and take it away, big fella.
	I think you're smart enough to not come tonight.
	Yeah.
	Brovina, ladies, name one United States president cannot name Trump, Biden, Obama, or Bush.
	Let's see if women deserve to vote.
	This is gonna be tough for them.
	What is voting nowadays?
	We have democracy.
	Have you seen, like...
	Andrew Jackson.
	Alright.
	I'm shit out of luck.
	Okay.
	One president outside of...
	Aren't you in school?
	Yeah, but...
	Name one president outside of those.
	We said...
	George Washington.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Lincoln.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Jefferson.
	They're just going by last names.
	That's fine.
	I'll give it to you.
	It's hard.
	What, Chris?
	They're going by money.
	Like, what's a dollar bill?
	$5 bill?
	$2 bill?
	$20 bill?
	They got it.
	Yeah, they got it.
	Question, if USA no longer allowed child support, would you ladies keep your man?
	Now, take those answers and apply them now.
	Jdubs.
	Jdubs.
	Bro, y'all funny as fuck.
	Does Mo need help?
	I got a degree in music recording.
	Let me come get a laugh in, too.
	Mo, you need any help?
	No, but you can DM me anyway.
	Hit him up.
	Hit him up.
	Music recording, DM me.
	DM me or Jbills.
	Meekly.
	Damn, Neon ain't got no chance with the young miss in the middle.
	Neon vs.
	Virgin Girl.
	Well, she ain't a virgin, I guess.
	Oh, she ain't.
	Official rating for tonight starting from Myron.
	The Nose for...
	Three.
	Virgin.
	Okay, he gave you a three.
	Virgin, cat, four.
	Nappy, hair, one.
	And then whitey, one.
	Or two.
	I don't think the nose is negative four.
	Oh.
	God damn, nigga.
	Y'all fucked up.
	Alright, what else do we got here?
	Three.
	Doge goes, after watching this episode, Chris would be more suited in staffing a circus freak show than a date podcast.
	Okay.
	Nick Lee goes, uh...
	Bumbocard smash, alright?
	Oh, this is some...
	Okay, you gotta do this, Chris.
	Bumbocard!
	Bumbocard.
	Can't believe this tonight.
	No expect this from the virgin gal.
	Fresh Eli, in a can named Tree Country.
	Fresh as balls, you know what to do.
	Take it away, Fresh.
	Bumbocard!
	Command him.
	Fuck!
	Scrap!
	Okay.
	Lionass304 wants a man with a massive degree but can't name three countries.
	We're proud of you to be ashamed.
	Fuck you, AI, and whoever the fuck you are.
	Oh, shit.
	Last one?
	Last one here.
	Losito goes, you save me over $5,000 a month with your podcast.
	Keep this up.
	Good job, bro.
	That's what we're talking about, man.
	W. Okay.
	We'll go ahead and get last thoughts here.
	We'll start with Miss Congestion.
	How's the show for you?
	How's the show for you?
	Last thoughts, questions, disagreements, points.
	This is more of a fun time.
	It's been a good experience.
	Okay.
	To be honest.
	You were a good sport.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for coming.
	No, thank you for having me.
	I appreciate it.
	I just wish you'd try a black man in your life.
	She will now.
	Do you want me to tell you the truth?
	Go ahead.
	I'm just scared.
	Because back then at 18, my friend had a boyfriend who was very abusive and crazy and he put my number on Craigslist and I saw one.
	Because it got texted to me.
	Wait, what?
	Not all black guys are the same.
	That's how I got scared.
	She saw a black dick.
	Alright.
	She got scarred because somebody put her number on Craigslist?
	Because it kept coming.
	Someone texted her a black dick.
	She got scarred.
	I was 18.
	I mean, like, just a tip, though.
	I was a virgin.
	I mean, like, but just a tip, though.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Chris, what?
	No, like, just put in just a tip, you know?
	All right, bro.
	We can move on.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Yeah, what about you?
	I'm confused too.
	Final thoughts, questions, disagreements, anything like that?
	Nah, it's been real.
	You still stand on Bittis?
	Always and forever.
	Is your friend still a nine?
	Yeah.
	She and I, man.
	I stand on what I say.
	What are you guys trying to say?
	I think she's beautiful.
	You stand up with a straight face.
	That's funny.
	That's a straight face.
	You're hilarious, man.
	What about you?
	What do you got to say?
	Last thoughts on the show.
	My experience was nice, fun.
	Everyone's really lighthearted.
	Messy line, man.
	- Funny.
	- Yeah, she did my best.
	- She lost it.
	- Thank y'all, nigga.
	- I'm so sorry, man.
	- You guys are fuckin' dicks. - You're dicks. - I'm not able to sound as purity no more. - I can go on my Instagram.
	- This is bullshit.
	Fuck you guys.
	Look, you know what?
	I think you're awesome too as well.
	I just want to give you one last parting way of life.
	Which is?
	Don't be fucking lying, hoe.
	I'll be back.
	I'll be back just to make sure you could say that again.
	Good.
	Shout out to you.
	No more lies.
	What about you?
	My experience was really well.
	You guys are very funny.
	Yeah, that was crazy.
	I had a lot of fun talking to you guys, though.
	It got real, really fast.
	Treat him well.
	Because I'm telling you right now.
	You better treat me well.
	If you're watching this show, you need to break up with her right now, man.
	You a fucking simp, bro.
	Bro, you are damn.
	You are a running back, bro.
	What the fuck are you doing, nigga?
	You a running back, bro?
	You should be fucking the bad white bitches, man.
	She loves you in the front zone.
	Niggas are running back on the fucking team.
	What the fuck are you doing, man?
	She out there saying, I got him on lock.
	I'm not going to lie, bro.
	You dummy.
	She's running on his back.
	Oh my god.
	That's my man.
	No, that's my man.
	Bro, you need to go fuck a white bitch so she appreciates what she got, nigga.
	You need to let her know that she can be replaced with a Becky, man.
	Yo, nigga, get Haley, man.
	Bro, you are a running back in the Big Bati.
	You are one of the hottest communities in the school, bro.
	Big Bati, Big Mike.
	Bro, what are you doing, bro?
	Stupid.
	Yeah, you a dummy, man.
	Stop being a fucking simp.
	And she got no ass.
	Yeah, what are you doing, nigga?
	He wasn't the one working on it.
	Bro, you were running back talking like an offensive lineman, bro.
	Stupid fucking idiot.
	We wish you the best.
	Goddamn, man.
	Do better, man.
	What about you?
	I thought it was going to be worse or whatever.
	All my friends, when I told them I was going on, they were all like, are you sure?
	Are you sure you want to do that?
	Tell us the truth.
	What was the, like, reasoning why?
	Well, someone told me to bring up the Sneeko thing.
	Like, to say he was in the corner watching or some shit.
	Everyone told me to give, like, little Jeff to do this.
	Oh, man.
	Everyone told me you guys were going to be so misogynist, so this and that.
	Were we misogynist, though?
	No, I think you guys were cool.
	Alright.
	Did you see clothes before coming on?
	Huh?
	Did you see clips of the show before coming on?
	Yeah, I watched a few.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Does anyone else hear think they were misogynists?
	I had no idea what I was getting into.
	We can tell.
	Fuck around and find out.
	Oh, yeah.
	You ain't a virgin.
	She's like, damn.
	Sheesh.
	Alright.
	Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed that episode, man.
	We brought a bunch of fresh new things for y'all, man.
	Hope you guys enjoyed it.
	W. Chris for the panel, man.
	Thank you for coming, ladies.
	Thank you for having us.
	Sucking his own dick as usual.
	Pan his own back.
	Guys, we'll be back on Wednesday.
	We got some guests that we're talking about.
	We're trying to figure out how we're going to do it for y'all.
	But other than that, guys, like the video.
	All the girls' Instagrams are below.
	I'm sure they'd appreciate it if you send them a dick pic.
	We'll catch you guys on the next episode of Pressure Fit on Wednesday.
	Love y'all.
	Peace!
	I ran, I ran so far away.

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