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June 22, 2023 - Fresh & Fit
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We had a base talk with Dave Rubin earlier.
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That was a great conversation.
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We're going to bring him on.
This guy.
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The opposite.
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I'm going to probably cover the 1WMLE case.
I live-streamed the trial yesterday, and I'll probably do it again tomorrow.
And then the last episode I did, which was also live-streamed, was the episode on Trump.
As you guys know, he got federally indicted for violations of espionage acts.
Looking bad, huh?
Looking bad for Trump.
It's very bad, man.
Very, very bad.
And it's coming from a Trump supporter.
Thanks, Chris, with your random interjections.
But yeah, guys, go check it out over there if you guys want.
And then also, go ahead and get a copy of my book, Why Women Deserve Less.
As you guys know, it's an Amazon bestseller out in hardcover, softcover, and audible as well.
You know what's surprising?
There's one on the table right now.
Yeah, yeah, shout out to you.
You got the copy of the book as well.
She got like a whole bunch of notes in there as well.
So, shout out to her.
I don't know if she likes the book or hates it, but we'll see.
And then, also, guys, make sure to...
Oh, yeah, Chris.
Go ahead.
Yes, girls.
DM me Nancy Parks in.
Only if you speak English, please, because we don't want to repeat what happened on Monday.
But anyways, shout out to you girls for coming onto the panel.
Guys, let's make it happen.
Happy Wednesday.
Let's get roasted.
What the heck?
Let's get roasted.
Let's get roasted.
This dude has not improved at all.
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Not to be confused with orange soda.
Not Kenan and Kel type shit.
I used to wonder, how is Myron so active on these shows?
It's girl of mine, man.
Literally.
That's the secret sauce, bro.
Yeah, man.
I drink caffeine before the gym, sometimes during the show.
Not too much, right?
A little bit.
Obviously, within some reasonable sense.
But yeah, man.
If y'all need some energy and you guys are some fucking bums, go ahead and get an energy drink.
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But yeah, don't mind, use the code FRESH at checkout.
But don't further do, ladies.
If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course.
Your body count.
And we're going to start right here.
Welcome.
All right.
My name is Abby.
I'm 18.
I just graduated.
My body count is zero, and I'm on my OnlyFans grind right now.
Wait, what?
Zero?
Zero.
Is that a number?
Where are you originally from?
Fort Lauderdale.
Here.
Okay.
All right.
And then you said you're on OF? Yeah, but I manage it.
I don't actually do it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You manage girls.
Okay.
So you manage girls that have way higher body counts.
Fantastic.
And then what's highest education level complete?
I'm assuming high school.
High school.
Yeah.
And then relationship status?
Single.
Single.
All right.
Cool.
Zero.
What about you?
Okay.
My name is Brianna.
Right now, I'm actually getting into the whole entrepreneurship.
Okay.
How old are you?
26.
Okay.
And where are you from?
I'm from the Bronx.
Okay.
Do you live here in Miami now?
I do.
Yes, I do.
And then you said you're doing...
So what do you do for work exactly since you said entrepreneurship?
Basically, I'm an artist.
I draw, but I've been getting into the whole baking and kind of feminine stuff.
So you draw and you're a baker.
Yeah, right now.
I'm basically an artist.
I do photography.
I draw.
I do graphic design.
I'm basically an artist.
Exactly.
In the art field.
Highest education level completed?
Some college.
You have an associate's?
No, I don't.
So I'll just put high school since that's highest completed.
And then our relationship status?
Um, I'm currently actually getting invested with someone, so...
Okay.
It's like an investment.
No, it is, and I do appreciate it.
Okay, how long have you been seeing each other?
About a year.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Who doesn't want to commit?
You or him?
It's not about that.
You don't want to commit them.
We both appreciate each other equally.
Fantastic.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hi, my name is Mindy.
I'm 18.
I'm from Boston, Massachusetts.
Okay.
I just graduated high school.
Okay.
And I do OnlyFans.
Okay.
And then what's your relationship status?
I'm single.
Okay.
Wait, are you a virgin too?
No.
No.
Okay.
I have one body.
Only one body?
That's not too bad.
What?
What's going on here, man?
What's going on here?
That's suspicious, but okay.
I'm 18.
Alright, what about you?
Hello, my name is Yulia.
I'm from Russia.
Mother Russia.
How old are you?
Exactly.
How old are you?
I'm 31.
Okay.
And you're from Russia.
What part of Russia?
From St.
Petersburg.
Okay.
But yeah, I live in L.A. You live in LA. Okay, so you're just here visiting?
Yeah.
Okay.
How long have you been in the United States so far?
Five years.
Five years.
Okay.
And then what do you do for work?
I'm a hustler.
Can you define what you hustle at?
For now, I manage Airbnbs and have car rentals in Los Angeles.
Do you do it on behalf?
So someone else owns the Airbnbs and then you find people?
Yeah, I'm helping.
So someone owns the cars and the Airbnbs and you just basically get it rented out?
No, cars are mine.
But Airbnbs...
Okay, so someone else owns the Airbnbs, you rent them out, and then the cars, you rent out your cars.
Yeah.
Do you do like two-row or something?
Private rents.
Okay, all right.
You want to get more money.
I see.
I see what you're doing here.
What happened, Chris?
Sorry, Chad was saying she's 31.
I was fixed on the cameras.
Yeah, you missed it.
Okay, and then what cars do you have for rent in case anyone wants to go to LA and borrow one of your cars?
I have a Mercedes, a Mercedes, a 53 AMG. Yeah, Tesla and something else.
What's the something else?
What's your highest education completed?
I used to go to University of Cinema and Television.
Okay.
Did you finish?
No.
No?
Okay.
So high school, I'll say?
High school, of course.
Okay.
We can tell.
Do you have an associate's degree?
No.
Okay.
All right.
So we'll say high school.
And then relationship status?
Single.
Single.
All right.
Yeah.
Cool.
What about you?
Hey, y'all!
Welcome back.
Y'all back with this again.
Oh, my God.
My name is Kanisha, and I'm 21.
Bless you.
Where are you from originally?
I was born in Miami.
Did you go to high school here too?
No, I didn't.
I went to high school in Virginia Beach.
Okay.
It's been a while.
Just a little bit.
What do you do for work?
I'm a student.
College?
Yes.
Full-time student.
Do you want to drop where you go to school?
Nah, I'm going to keep that.
Fair enough.
High school is the highest completed, but you're in college, I'm assuming.
What do you major in?
Criminology.
All right.
You disagree.
Fantastic.
All right.
And then what's your relation status?
I am single.
It's okay.
I major in criminal justice, so I get it.
Speaking from experience.
All right.
What about you?
I'm Megan.
I'm 20.
I'm single.
Where are you from?
I'm from Boston.
Okay.
I graduated high school.
I went to medical school, but it was just like a certificate.
Wait, medical?
And then what do you do for work now?
Medical assistant and OF. Okay.
Are you guys all friends?
Cousins and friends.
Cousins?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
And you said Boston 20.
All right.
What about you?
My name's Melissa.
I'm 19.
I'm single.
I work for Fresh and Fit Podcast.
Hey!
Hey!
What else do you do?
I'm an assistant, and my highest level is two years of high school.
Oh, you dropped out?
Yeah.
Hey, man.
It's not for everybody.
Fuck it.
High school is for everybody.
By the way.
What?
Oh, shout out to our boys.
So, you said us, assistant.
Okay, cool.
And then, what's your relationship status?
Single.
Cool.
Oh, where are you originally from?
Michigan.
Alright, cool.
What about you?
Last but not least.
Hey, y'all!
Hi, my name, I like to go by Clammy, and I'm 25.
I study medicine, so I'm in medical school.
Where are you originally from?
I'm from Orlando.
Okay.
And so you have your bachelor's degree, right?
Yes.
I'm assuming, and then you're in med school.
I don't know if you want to drop where you go to med school.
It's up to you.
I'm not going to do that.
My bachelor's degree is in athletic training from UCF, so sports medicine.
And I'm spoken for by my sweet boyfriend.
He might be watching right now.
Awesome.
Congrats to him.
How long have y'all been together?
Going for seven months.
Okay.
And it's clammy with a K. Okay.
I'm going to say clammy.
What's going on here, bro?
Orlando.
And then you said, are you full-time?
I'm assuming you're a full-time student, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can't really have a job when you're in med school.
Actually, one of my classmates does.
And he is the smartest person, I think.
I don't know how he does it.
It is tough.
Wait, so who bought you the book?
Oh yeah, so I bought myself the book because I have been kind of getting into like the red pill space and I bought myself, so yeah.
Cool.
Did you finish reading it or?
Yeah, it was a really easy read.
Well, one deserves less, of course, so it's a short book.
Actually, I was upset that it wasn't longer.
I thought that there was a couple of instances in the book that the conversation could have been brought a lot deeper.
Understandable.
Yeah, this could have been, like, a 350-page book, honestly.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, and that's a very valid critique.
I did that on purpose and kept this short because I knew, like, in the TikTok era, like, young men, etc., like, my target demographic, a lot of them, like, don't read.
You know, if anything, it'll be an audible book.
So I'm like, all right, I'm gonna make it short so they can, like, read it real quick, get it done in a day, listen to it in a day.
So that was my goal.
So, like, you know, You have to almost dilute it a lot sometimes to a degree for people to take it in.
And then at least if they want more detail, they can watch the pod or whatever.
Okay, that makes sense.
Okay, Clammy, I know she got that Crab Shack fish box.
Alright, so what I'll do is, okay, I'll hit these chats, and then ladies, I'm going to have the ladies ask the question first.
Or now.
Yeah, or now, if you guys have something now.
A question, disagreement, maybe a point of contention, or maybe what you thought about before you came on the show, what you were told prior to coming on the show, whatever discussion topic, so that way they don't say that we're assholes and we don't let the girls talk.
Alright, so anybody have anything?
Question, comment?
I actually have something because the other day I was, I guess, getting a little into like the whole rabbit hole of the internet and I saw that.
I saw something saying like, oh, monogamy was made by men because it was invented by men because of the lower class men wanted to be able to have a fair chance at having a woman.
So what do you think on that?
Yeah, I mean, I think monogamy definitely stabilizes society because what it allows is it allows men of all levels to basically have sexual access to a woman.
And then that keeps them stabilized from being able to have sex.
And then it keeps them motivated to go out and work and earn a living for themselves and for a family.
So it works in all aspects because we know the nuclear family is what the cornerstone of society is built upon.
And then you have guys that are motivated in the right way, right?
Because there's a bunch of studies that show that when a man has a family, etc.
Yeah, the testosterone goes down a bit, but it makes them more incentivized to go out there and work and create excess resources for their family.
So everyone benefits.
They get a family, they get sexual access, society grows.
So yeah, and that's why I like countries that typically have, that are more polygamous, right?
A lot of Middle Eastern countries, Africa, etc.
They tend to be less stable because the top guys get all the women.
Exactly.
It's a lack of balance.
Even marriage, like, it helps regulate the marketplace because, once again, one man, one woman is a family unit.
Exactly.
Imagine if there's no marriage or no monogamy, it'd be all chaos on some level because you take all the girls, then it's like, who's left for me?
They're going to go to the fine-ass nigga and they're going to go to the upper or the alpha.
Chris Brown will get all the girls' traits on.
I tell you about it in my book.
It used to be like, if you're an average guy, you can get a wife, right?
And she'd be loyal to you.
She'd come with all these good traits, but those days are kind of gone now.
Average men are kind of...
It's tough.
It's real tough.
I agree.
I understand.
But yeah, monogamy is good because it gives women the ability to be secure in a relationship.
It gives men sexual access.
It gives children a stable household.
It gets the men motivated to go out there and create excess resources.
So even though I don't believe in being monogamous, I understand the value in it.
I understand that society is built upon it.
And at the end of the day, it's built upon families.
I just tell women, hey, most guys are going to want to smash all the chicks, so that's what it is.
Very good question.
Yeah, good topic, though.
Anything else?
Anybody else?
Yeah, I actually have a question.
More topic of discussion.
It's up to y'all.
No, and in the book, actually, I think it highlights the worst version of a modern woman, but a lot of men still want that commitment and do want marriage, so what would your advice be on giving a guy advice on how to find a gem woman?
I mean, people aren't gonna like it, me saying this, but, like, you might have to leave the States, man.
It's tough.
You might have to...
I mean, can you find women that are, like, you know, good counterparts today, right, in 2023 in the United States?
Absolutely, but you're gonna have to go, like, fucking, you know...
Ash Ketchum, you know, I've been searching for a lot more work in.
Even in this room right here, right?
For example, you said you're a virgin, which is hard to believe, but if she is telling the truth, think about that.
That's how many, what, eight girls in here?
Only one person?
Well, you said one, buddy, but...
The point is that most girls are probably higher body count, more experiences, and for the most part, a guy wants to have purity and chastity, which is hard to find out.
Yeah.
I think even though it goes beyond the purity and chastity, and someone who's soft, someone who brings peace, cooking, someone who would be...
Oh, sorry.
Someone who would be a good mom, a good wife.
You can find it in the U.S. I just wanted to know what your...
Yeah.
No, you absolutely can find it.
It's just that it's going to be a little bit harder.
It is.
You know, because, I mean...
I always say, right, you typically want a girl that has a strong masculine figure in her life, a father, these things.
I mean, if you look at it, like, how many kids are growing up now in single mother households?
That right there is going to fuck up a bunch of chicks, right?
Does that mean that if a girl comes from a single mother household, she's automatically terrible?
No.
But the likelihood of her having a fucked up mindset is going to be higher.
Yeah, and even there are, I'm not gonna lie, I am myself, I've been a single mother, but I've been a single mother to a son of the man I was with.
He was the only man I had sex with for years.
Stop the cow!
That even is hard to find within itself.
Yeah.
And even within that, he was not...
Is the father still involved?
He is.
He is.
Okay, sweet.
But he's not a very nice person.
So what I'm trying to say is not only me being a nice woman...
So you gave him a kid?
It's not...
Well, he was at the time.
He was very...
At the time, he was very respectful.
And then as time went on, he became abusive.
But as I'm saying, it's basically as nice of a woman as you can be and whatever, it still is also the chance of even a not-so-nice male can, you know, approach or come to within the situation.
So it's not just only, oh, we're in America.
Okay, maybe it's not like the perfect woman, but maybe I am.
And then it's still also the chance of maybe not Maybe a perfect woman, but not a perfect man.
So you're saying that he could be a perfect woman, but the man could be coming in and be changed?
No, and the man can come in and not him himself cannot also be a great male figure himself.
But you chose to let him impregnate you.
Well, I'm just saying, at the time, he was showing signs of a respectful or probable or valuable partner at the time.
So I'm just saying, just as much as, oh, you want to say, oh, women are not virgins, this and that, whatever.
You can have women who don't have as many sexual partners, and then you can still have an abusive or not-so-great male figure, too.
So in America, it is a little harder.
I'm agreeing.
Was your father in your life?
My father was partially in my life.
Yeah, so see, and I think that's why it's so important, because a lot of times your dad, right, will be one of the first people to assess your boyfriend and be like, this guy's a fucking loser or not.
You know what I mean?
Well, actually, my mother pushed my father out of my life, which is actually very rare for a black man to want to be in a child's life.
My mother pushed that away from me.
It's usually the opposite.
It's usually, oh, the man don't want to be in the child's life.
Actually, my father wanted to be in my life, and my mom as a white woman pushed my dad away.
It happens more often than people think.
The dad doesn't want to be involved, but the mom pushes him away, weaponizes the kids or whatever.
Exactly.
That was the situation, unfortunately.
Tell mom.
But who takes that?
But yeah, that's like...
Because, I mean, women are great at the child-rearing phase, nurturing the child, etc.
But when it comes to putting boundaries, disciplining them, all this other shit, that's where the father comes in.
Individuality.
Especially having a son.
Once they reach 10, 12 years old, they're like, Mom, you can't hurt me no more.
So it's like, they don't have that...
Physical fear anymore of their mom.
So it is what it is.
But yeah, single mothers kind of fuck shit up.
No offense.
But you said that your son's father is in a life though.
Yeah, he's definitely involved in my son.
That's good.
That's good.
Sorry, but going back to your topic, does that answer kind of what it was?
As far as like finding a chick, you can find one, but you got to find strong family values.
A lot of times religion does help, but it can also hurt, right?
Definitely.
I think just to add to this point as well, most women are not raised to be women of value anymore anyway.
So the parents are kind of like, oh, well, I let the school raise my kids for me or social media.
And then at that point, she's caught up in like the whole TikTok agenda and then you're fucked.
Yeah.
And a lot of girls don't.
I mean, there's also like there's just a lack of respect for men in general in America.
They don't appreciate Yeah.
Like, masculinity is not, like, a thing that's...
That's why they always say, oh, masculinity is under attack.
Toxic masculinity.
The big reason why is because, like, if a dude acts like a guy, they're gonna say, oh, you're toxically masculine or you're a bigot or you're an asshole or you're...
Misogynist.
Misogynist or some shit.
So a lot of dudes will sit there and they'll be quiet and they'll be like, oh, yeah, I'm a feminist and all this other shit, but in the back of their minds, they're like, this is some bullshit.
This is stupid ass.
That's why Andrew Tate became so popular is because he's saying what a lot of people are thinking.
Us, Andrew Tate.
This content has been exploding in the past few years because it's like, damn, finally someone is saying what the fuck we think when it comes to how we view the world.
But being a man in 2023 is considered toxic.
You're an asshole, basically.
Yeah, exactly.
Anything else?
Anybody else have any?
No?
Alright, back to the chat.
Okay, back to the chat.
It's fantastic.
A question?
Yeah.
If we're going in the question loop, but I don't have a specific question right now.
Oh, never mind.
Fantastic.
This is why girls suck at podcasting, but that's fine.
It's okay.
I've made jokes about this shit before.
Like, I've said that, like, if you look at all the top podcasts, they're all male-dominated.
Well, I can think of questions.
I just thought, I just didn't know if you were asking me if I had a specific question or if we were all going in a circle of No, just whatever.
Yeah, I mean, I was opening it up.
It's in your mind.
Yeah, but nothing?
Mother Russia?
I can think of a question.
Okay.
Mother Russia's like, no.
What's the highest body count you would wife a girl with?
Okay.
That's actually a good question.
Fresh, you take that first.
Damn it, man.
How's body count?
I think at this point, I don't want to know.
But if she told me her body count, I'm going to gauge her actions and how she is as a person as well.
Like just being with me.
But I think a number wise, damn.
So Chad is saying zero, fresh.
That's almost impossible.
And even so, I would say at least like anything over like five...
But once again, I don't want to know.
You mean under five?
She's saying that you would want a wife.
Oh, okay.
The highest that you would go.
Five is, like, max.
Five is max?
Yeah, five.
Well, it depends.
Are you talking about, like, marriage?
Yeah, like...
My wife, my wife?
Yeah.
Like, my last name and shit?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, she's got to be a virgin.
No diamond, no diamond!
Yeah, she's got to be a virgin.
And then my thing is, I'm going to have multiple wives, so, like, you know, one at least has got to be a virgin, 100%.
Wait, wait, wait.
One.
Four wives.
But yeah, one of them at least is going to be a virgin.
The other one's got to be damn near zero.
but in the world we live in today let's be realistic on some level that cat has been touched by a dog wait what I'm saying again different terms bro okay but no yeah one definitely one of the wives absolutely gonna have The other three, we'll have a little bit of variance, but under five, typically.
So is the one going to be your favorite one?
You need at least one, is that your...
That'll probably be wife number one.
And then we'll have wife two, three, and four.
Five?
Hey, man.
Krono lets me have four.
I'm just fucking around, but you know what it is.
Okay, anything else?
That was a good analogy, Fresh.
Thank you, man.
Why it goes here.
Ladies, who do you think is more likely to secure their dream man?
A feminine woman or a masculine man?
Sorry, no.
A feminine woman or a masculine woman?
And where on the scale do you say you are?
Okay, that's a good question.
We can start hearing that work our way.
Who do you think is more likely to secure their dream man?
A feminine woman or a boss babe woman?
What do you think?
Clearly a feminine woman, but I don't think...
Every girl is feminine now because they have to be masculine.
They have to get jobs.
It's not how it used to be.
On a scale of 1 to 10, let's say 10 is like entrepreneur, boss, babe, like you can't tell me nothing versus one is like extremely feminine, docile, won't even yell.
Where do you find yourself on that scale?
I'd say I'm a seven and a half, eight, because I feel like if I'm not going to be with a specific man forever and I have to pay my own bills, do all my stuff by myself, I have to have, I can't be 100% feminine.
So you agree that feminine women have a better chance of getting a dream man, but you admit that you're more on the seven to eight scale.
No, not 7 to 8 on a masculine scale on a feminine scale.
I'm not an 8 on a masculine scale.
Oh, you're an 8 on the feminine scale.
Yeah, I would try to be a 7 to 8 on the feminine scale.
I'm working on it.
Yeah, I'm asking what are you, not what you're trying to be.
What are you right here, right now?
10 is super masculine.
So you want to be a 2 then, or a 3 or a 4?
Then I'm a 2.
Or a 3.
So you consider it pretty feminine then?
Yeah.
I would consider it.
Even though you manage OnlyFans, girls?
Yes.
No, I'm not saying that to shame her.
I'm saying because, like, obviously you have to tell her, hey, you lazy bitch, like, post.
Hey, you know what I mean?
Like, let's keep it a thousand.
Like, you know, we've had girls on that manage women for OnlyFans.
Like, you have to be very aggressive with these women to get them to work.
Like a pimp.
Because women are inherently lazy.
This is a controversial take of mine, but women are extremely lazy when it comes to creating excess resources.
So you have to push them harder than you typically would a man because women aren't designed to go out there and make money like that.
I would still go with my answer.
Okay, so you still give yourself a three, it's like you're pretty damn feminine.
Yeah.
Okay, then with that said, would you say that you being feminine like that hurts your ability to be as aggressive with your people that you manage?
To an extent, but no.
I'll still say what I need to say, do what I need to do, but I also think after that, I'm not going to bring the masculinity home.
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
What about you?
What do you rate yourself?
Do you think a feminine woman or a more masculine woman is going to get their dream man?
And where do you put yourself on the scale?
10 being the most masculine, 1 being the most feminine.
I definitely not even think.
I feel like I'm very confident within what I believe and it is that I'm more feminine.
A more feminine woman would attract or bring in the man that she wants as a provider.
What do you put in yourself?
I feel like at times I do fluctuate because I am an artist and I am also a parent.
I may fluctuate between maybe like between six and eight, you know?
Okay.
So you're a fairly masculine woman.
You have to be, I guess.
No, no.
Like, between and feminine.
Femininely, I'm 16.
Alright, ladies.
Remember, 1 is the most feminine.
10 is the most masculine.
So if you're over a 5, you're a pretty masculine woman.
No, what I'm trying to express is I'm a fairly feminine woman, even with the things that I have to deal with.
Okay, so then you would be lower on the scale than a six.
Okay, I'm sorry.
So what would you give yourself then?
Have you ever had a dream?
I guess four.
Three or four.
Okay, fantastic.
What about you?
I definitely think a feminine woman is more likely to get their dream man.
I put myself at like a two or three.
Do you find yourself having to be more masculine to make more money on OF though?
No.
I don't think so.
No?
Working more hours, posting more content, being pretty...
Yeah, but posting is like...
Disciplined?
I would post anyways, like, on, like, Instagram and stuff.
Like, I just like to, like...
Okay.
So you would post in general, but it's a business now, right?
Or you're just not that serious about your OnlyFans.
It's like, ah, some extra money.
It's not too serious.
So you're not trying to make $100,000 a month.
I mean, that would be great.
But you're not putting in that kind of effort, is my point.
You're doing it kind of as a side thing.
Yeah.
Would you be concerned that the guy that wants to date you will look at that in a bad light, even though you're not taking it serious?
I mean, yeah.
In the future.
Yeah.
Probably.
Yeah.
I know that, like, they think.
What about you?
Do you think a feminine woman or a more masculine woman has a better chance of getting their dream man?
And what do you rate yourself on the masculine scale?
To be honest, I'm not sure.
Because I feel like I'm a more masculine woman.
Oh, we can tell.
Thank you.
Okay.
So, but do you think a more feminine woman or a more masculine woman?
I think more feminine woman.
More feminine?
Yeah, but I think...
What do you rate yourself then?
Yeah, so if I have a man and I go home, I'm like more feminine woman.
But if I go to do my business outside the house, I'm like more masculine, you know?
Okay.
So what do you rate yourself on?
How feminine do you think you are?
Assuming one is extremely feminine, ten is very...
I think six?
Yeah.
You introduce yourself as a hustler.
I'm a hustler, baby!
Maybe five, maybe six, I don't know.
I think it's probably higher than that.
But that's fine.
I'm a hustler because I'm just trying to depend on myself more than on somebody else.
So that's why I'm saying that.
But don't you think that makes you more masculine?
And I also have a kid.
So I take care of my family.
I take care of my kids.
So you're the leader of white kids?
One kid.
Okay.
Okay, but once you say that makes you more masculine because you have to provide for your child.
Yeah, I have to provide.
So I'm always thinking about it.
I have to get some money, do business, do something, you know.
You don't have to.
So, yeah.
Alright, so you're probably more like a 7 or 8, but that's fine.
She gave herself a 6.
I'll give it to her.
Alright, what about you?
Hey, y'all!
Does a woman need to be more feminine or masculine to get her dream man?
And then what do you put yourself on that scale of 1 to 10?
They need to be more feminine and I think that I'm about a two.
Two.
Okay.
Alright.
Even though you're studying criminology?
Yes.
What do you plan to do with that criminology degree?
I want to pursue law school.
Would it be fair to say that someone that is trying to- you trying to be a lawyer?
Yes.
So you're trying to debate?
I'm just going to defend my client as best as I can.
Which means you have to litigate.
Yes.
Which means you have to argue.
Yes.
Which means you can't be agreeable.
Yup.
What's that Young Dolph song?
In that moment.
Huh?
What's that Young Dolph song?
She likes to argue, so I ask another student.
Uh, great.
Alright, so would you be fair to say that when you go to law school and you actually become a lawyer, what kind of law do you want to practice?
Criminal defense or business.
Oh shit, that's going to be super, criminal law is going to be super tough.
Are you watching the YWMLE trial?
I haven't watched it at all.
Alright, you should watch it.
That female lawyer is...
Man, the prosecutor, she's going hard as fuck in the paint.
She needs to.
Yeah.
Because, I mean, you're trying to get the death penalty on someone.
Oh, shit.
It's a lot.
Okay.
Well, she might lose her femininity when she gets into that.
Do the rest of you pretty much agree that a woman needs to be feminine to get her dream in?
Yeah.
So we can skip that part of it.
What do you put yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 with femininity then?
I would say 1 or 2.
The reason is...
Sorry.
1 or 2.
I do OF, obviously.
Um...
Honestly, I work like 30 minutes a week, maybe.
It's kind of easy.
It's a really easy job.
Compared to all my other jobs, I worked at restaurants as a medical assistant and as a lifeguard and a swim instructor.
That was like...
Do you make a fuck ton of money on OnlyFans?
Yeah.
So would it be fair to say when you make a lot of that money, does it make you, since you have to put in, or you're saying you only work 30 minutes?
Like hardly, yeah.
Oh shit.
So you don't have a manager, you do it all yourself?
No, I do.
What do you do?
I have a manager.
Do you like fuck or do you...
No, I do laundry.
Oh, okay.
Like titties, like nipples showing or no?
Yeah, my boobs.
Alright, chat, there you go.
Alright, what about you?
Would you get yourself on a scale?
I'm a little on the higher scale, like a 7.
More masculine you would say?
I would say yeah.
Why?
Because I don't have like the best relationship with my parents so I have had to like be more independent growing up and moving here by myself.
I have to provide for everything that I need.
Okay.
Did like Miami force you to grow up quick?
I wouldn't say that.
I think I grew up quick before I came here.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright.
Did Miami masculinize you a bit?
Because, I mean, there's a lot of swimmers here.
I actually think it more feminized me.
Oh, okay.
I think so.
And I think that's what I'm working towards more.
Alright.
Being more feminine.
I thought it'd be like the opposite.
Most girls get the bad treatment and they're like, damn!
Yeah, they come here and they meet some fucking scammers and shit and it just fucks them up.
Traumatized.
Have you met a bunch of scammers while here?
While I'm here, I mean, I try to avoid people like that, but yeah.
She works for us, so she knows how to detect good character.
You're going to.
You're an asshole.
She knows how to detect good character.
All right, cool.
All right, what about you?
What do you give yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 as far as masculine goes?
Definitely in my relationship, I'm a one or a two.
But then obviously for my education, I have to be very masculine.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you fear that like becoming a doctor?
What kind of medicine are you going to practice, by the way?
So I want to become a gastroenterologist.
Oh, shit.
So you want to help people, like, not be fat anymore?
No, I want to help people not have diarrhea.
Okay.
Oh, I'm thinking of, like, gastric bypass surgery.
Okay.
That would be a general surgeon.
Gastric bypass.
Okay, so...
Well, we're not doctors, so we don't know.
It's okay.
It's okay.
So, okay, so, wait, explain that.
So, like, you're going to be, like, what do you specialize in?
You said help them with not getting diarrhea all the time.
Is it, like, stomach?
Yeah, that was just a joke.
So, the way that medical school works, you match into residency.
For me, it'll be internal medicine.
And then after internal medicine residency, I'll do gastroenterology fellowship for three to four years.
Gotcha.
So, you're going to come out the gate a specialist.
Mm-hmm.
After fellowship.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then I'll be a gastroenterologist.
Okay.
And what's the starting salary for them?
Like $300,000?
Something like that?
It is just south of $400,000 per year.
Just entry...
Like first...
The average.
I should say.
I don't know what the entry level is.
So he's asking, when you make that type of money, is your man going to...
Is he going to be a doctor too?
So my boyfriend is a lawyer.
So I guess it depends on what he wants to do.
Right now he works for the government.
Is he at AUSA? What kind of lawyer is he?
He's a prosecutor.
He's at AUSA. Whenever someone asks me these questions, I don't always know how to answer.
He's a federal prosecutor.
But here in Miami.
Yeah, if he's a prosecutor and he's federal, for the government or for the state?
For the state.
Okay, so he's probably an assistant district attorney, ADA. I don't want to, like, share too much of his job.
No, no, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
But he wants to open up his own firm one day, so, I mean, technically, his earning capacity far outweighs mine.
Yeah.
No, I mean, yeah, I mean, a lot of guys, like, get there, because you get a lot of, like, litigation experience being in ADA. Like, you try everything, because you're, like, in the court all the time arguing, so it's a very good stepping stone.
I gotta ask a question.
Is it white or black?
Okay, he's actually very Jewish, but when I first saw him...
When I first saw him, I can show you a picture.
When I first saw him, I thought he was a light-skinned black guy because he has a Jew bro and everything.
He is half white, half Jewish.
You know what it is?
You're smart.
You saw the coins, you followed the coins.
I have heard something though where people are like, you should move where the money is and then marry for love.
I mean, I'm in Miami.
I chose my medical school here for a reason.
I'm not in, like, the middle of the country, you know?
You're smart.
Hey, man.
Hey, bro.
Hey, man, she bought the book, bro.
Hey, hey, hey, she's smart, man.
When I see interracial relationships on the other side, unlike these, you know, Shaniquas that get mad at me, I get happy when I see it.
Hey, y'all!
When I see a black woman with a white dude or a Jew, it's cool!
It's a hard question because I don't hate my race but like I do have certain standards and it's Niggas is failing.
It's fine.
It's a lot fair.
It is.
Niggas will ruin your life.
You're going to find it in another area.
No, not me, but other niggas will ruin your life.
Just saying.
It's okay.
We got to make fun of them.
Don't worry.
We'll say it for you.
They're fucking up.
They're fucking up.
Jamal, Jerome, y'all need to step it up.
Tyrone?
Yeah, y'all need to step it up.
Alright.
We got Ezra over here.
Took your girl, nigga.
Ezekiel!
Ezekiel took your girl.
Ezekiel Stein.
Ezekiel Stein took your chick, nigga.
Get outta here.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
We didn't get canceled yet.
Alright, alright.
Okay, cool.
You typically can't make fun of them, guys.
If I was a rapper, his name will be Notorious911 and his group name will be Straight Outta Welfare.
I appreciate that, sir.
I fuck with that.
Arab and black.
Whatever the fuck they want.
They want to say I'm a terrorist and also a criminal.
Thank you, guys.
I appreciate that.
Ladies, ever heard the term pick me?
Are you a pick me?
Are you trying to become one?
Do you think being a pick me is a good idea?
Why or not?
Okay, so we'll just make this easy.
Have all of you heard the term pick me?
Raise your hands if you've heard it.
Pick me.
No?
Okay.
Do you have never heard the term before?
Pick me?
Oh.
Okay.
And you've never heard it before either?
In Russia, there's no such thing as pick me, because all the girls are just girls, right?
But pick me is a girl that, like, kind of, like, says, oh, yeah, like, I agree with, like, what the men think, I think that men are right when it comes to this, blah, blah, blah.
Basically, they're, like, anti-feminist.
They don't believe in a lot of feminist bullshit.
Right?
They believe in, like, traditional rules, put them out first.
Traditional rules, a lot of times, yeah.
And then what was the other part of it?
Okay, so, would you guys consider yourselves...
Pick me.
Anyone here?
Or no?
We have a question for you.
Raise your hands.
Who considers themselves a pick me?
From what you said, yeah.
I think the term I've heard it is a little different.
Traditionally, I would say Pick Me is more like very...
I don't know how to put it.
Kissing ass.
I think it's more of a kiss ass.
What about you?
Oh, I didn't know what it meant.
I thought the same thing.
I didn't know what it meant.
People use it to shame women.
Honestly, Pick Me is a good thing.
That's interesting that she mentioned that.
That's how a lot of girls look at it.
I'm a kiss ass or something like that.
I think it's just a woman that identifies like The male experience.
Trust me, you want to be picked.
Is it like being submissive?
Yeah, that's an opponent of it.
In their opinion, you're too submissive, basically.
That's how girls see it, I think.
Exactly.
They see it as too submissive.
So, question for you, Ms.
Medical Professional.
In this case, right, let's say you met a guy that was making less money than you.
Would you ever submit to him?
In a general sense.
Like, he's making maybe like 50k a year, 40k a year, making maybe 100 plus.
Would you ever submit to him?
Be honest.
It's...
Is it taking a...
Okay, that's a no.
Alright, cool.
That's your answer.
I mean, 50k is more than enough to have a healthy, good family.
Remember, she's making quite a lot of money.
Do you think being a pick-me is good, ladies?
Yes or no?
I don't think it's negative.
I think it's just people don't want to succumb to feeling like they're undervalued or underappreciated and they feel like, oh, I'm a...
Sorry.
Move the mic.
You can move it around, by the way.
I feel like people see it as submitting in a negative way, but it's not like that.
It's submitting in the way that you're trying to appreciate and show your partner that you want to do.
I don't know.
I appreciate them.
Okay.
Somebody else had something over here I saw?
Oh, go ahead.
I think it depends on the context you put it in because I've seen girls be called pick-me's for how they act in front of their friends in front of the guys.
I think it's different if you're being a pick-me in front of just guys or your friends and guys or other girls and guys.
For your actual partner.
Like if you put down other people.
It depends on the context you put it in.
Okay, good point.
But is it putting a girl down if you're holding accountable for bad decisions?
Not if you're holding them accountable.
If you're calling them out on purpose to make yourself look better, maybe.
But if you're just discussing the points and that's just how it is, then no.
Because we've had girls on the show and they've made some very valid points, but girls on the panel will call them pick me for saying that.
If it's them exaggerating, trying to make the girl look bad so they look better, that's pick me.
But if that's just how it is, if you have a whole bunch of bodies and I say that, that's not being pick me.
That's just how it is.
Yeah, I've noticed...
Pick Me is kind of weaponized by women to insult other girls that kind of understand the male experience or understand how men kind of view the world.
And it's like, oh, you're a Pick Me, blah, blah, blah.
And it's kind of to like shit on her.
But the reality is the girls that are Pick Me's are the ones that get picked.
So it's like, I mean, it's very interesting to me how...
Like, we don't go around calling dudes, oh, you'll pick me for chicks.
Like, if you wear a chain and you drive a nice car, whatever, right?
Like, you get bitches.
Like, we're not going to sit there and be like, oh, you'll pick me, nigga.
It's like, no, you're doing what you got to do to get bitches.
If you think about it, though, people always use derogatory words, like, oh...
Okay, you're a whore-ass bitch, whatever.
Oh, you fuck like three niggas, whatever.
It's something to bring down other people because of whatever the fuck...
Whatever ill intentions or whatever ill views you have on life.
But that pick-me-ass, ill-ass, whore-ass bitch might be the best woman or wife to a nigga that...
But being a whore fucks you up, though.
No, no, I'm not...
Okay, I understand what you're saying.
I'm just trying to say, like, it's sometimes there are words that are...
Purposely used to bring someone down.
And the bitch might not...
She might not even be a hoe.
It's just you're trying to be derogatory.
You're trying to...
You're trying to...
Exactly.
You're trying to shame someone.
And they might have had sex with two people in their whole fucking life and you're calling her a whore.
Because two people...
The two people might be two people you don't agree with, but that doesn't make her a whore.
I think shaming is good if it's done for the right reasons.
So like shaming someone for being a pick-mean I think is stupid because that hurts their ability to get a man.
But like shaming a girl for being a whore, that's good because you shouldn't fuck a thousand niggas and then want to be a wife.
No, I'm not saying that that's okay.
I'm just saying that sometimes in certain situations like that, That comes to be.
Okay, you want to call a bitch a whore?
Because she didn't want to fuck you.
She might have fucked one nigga, but because she didn't want to fuck you, now you want to call her a whore.
That's fucked up.
It's different circumstances.
The point is that men and women don't understand each other.
And if a woman understands a man and what he wants, that's great.
I find it funny.
Guys don't call each other pick-me's when they do what's required to get girls.
If a guy's good with women, other guys look at that and they're like, oh.
No, they call them a simp, though.
They'll say you're a simp.
But simps don't get women.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I'm gonna correct you real quick right there.
Niggas...
No, guys will call...
Oh, you wanna spend time with your girlfriend?
You're a simp.
That's not...
You're being attentive to your relationship.
That's not a simp.
Sorry, Twitch.
Okay.
A simp is a guy who basically doesn't get reciprocated attention from his girl.
So it's like the unreciprocated effort from a female when you're a guy.
So...
The thing is that simps are not respected because they're simping on girls.
That's different than a guy.
Can you please stop cutting me off?
You have a very, very bad habit of cutting me off.
You need to be quiet when I'm speaking.
So what I'm saying is that See, she fucked up my train of thought by interrupting.
It's also the single mothers, man.
Oh, yeah.
So, like, you don't shame a guy, right, if he's good with girls.
A lot of guys look at that and be like, oh, I respect that because not many men are good with women, right?
So it's like, damn, okay, I want to learn from this guy.
You might get jealous or you'll say, I want to learn from this guy.
But simps aren't respected because, and you shame men that are simps because, rightfully so, the girl doesn't like you back like that.
You're not a simp if you're with a chick that actually likes, admires, and respects you, and you're giving her attention and it's reciprocated.
But simps 9 out of 10 times are giving all this attention and validation and you're not getting it back.
I understand that.
What I'm trying to say is that sometimes in certain circumstances, when you are having the equal balance, men like to shame their homeboys and say, oh, you're a simp because you attend to your relationship.
That's all I'm trying to say.
Yeah, well, let's be honest a lot of times when guys it's because they prioritize their girl over their friends Yeah, that's what a lot of guys do when they're in relationships or they're ostracize their friends and that yeah, I agree that you are a simp because they spend time with their girl because they're scared of the consequence that will come from not spending time with their girl over their friends or that she may cheat or leave Yeah, so a lot of guys like put their girl over their friend.
That's why a lot of people be like you're fucking simp To be honest if you got a chick If you got a girl, your friend should not feel the difference.
I'm going to be all the way 1,000.
You got a girlfriend?
Your friend shouldn't even fucking feel her presence fucking up their friendship.
Because at the end of the day, you should be doing what the fuck you want to do.
And if you want to spend more time with your friends, you should be doing that.
I think hanging around your girl all the time makes you soft as a guy.
You shouldn't even live with your girl, in my opinion.
Because living with a woman makes you soft.
Focus as well.
Yeah, focus with your focus on that shit.
Cool.
Where are we at here, Chris?
Can I add something to the conversation?
So I guess what I've noticed is a lot of women who are heterosexual always say, I want that masculine man who's going to lead the relationship, make the date, make the reservation, so on and so forth.
But they fail to realize you have to be a certain type of woman to get that man.
So...
If you're going to want that man, but then call other women who are actually getting that man a pick-meet, it's a little bit hypocritical.
So it's just something to watch out for.
If someone calls you a pick-meet, it is what it is.
They're just jealous of the fact that you get the man that they want.
Yeah, probably.
That's true.
Because, I mean, the guys that are actually going to sit there and plan dates and be gentlemen while being attractive but not necessarily be simps, etc., have boundaries, a lot of times they're not going to pick the girls that are headaches that say dumb shit like you're a pick me or don't want to follow or loud, obnoxious, interrupt all the time or don't want to fucking listen to what they say because it's like, bro, I don't want to deal with this shit.
Guys don't become successful to the point where they can plan a date and set shit up to deal with rambunctious and annoying women.
That's the unfortunate thing is what it is.
Did somebody else have something?
I saw somebody.
No?
Okay, fair enough.
Blackest panther goes, ladies, men that is above average work to become better than most men should not have to settle for an average man's compensation slash monogamy.
That was created for average men and women only.
Thoughts?
Okay, so what he's saying is that do you think men that are above average should be monogamous?
Guys that are exceptional in that top 1%.
Actually, just to spin this a little bit further, your man is a lawyer on some level, a top degree lawyer.
Can you have other women while being with you?
Oh, shit.
That's a really good question.
And I date to marry, so these are the conversations that he and I have had really early on in our relationship, even though we've only been together for several months.
So he isn't interested in a non-monogamous lifestyle.
I understand that when you're in a relationship for 30, 40, 50 years, sometimes something can happen.
I wouldn't step out on him.
I wouldn't break up a marriage.
I wouldn't leave my children, my future kids.
But that's not the lifestyle for us.
It works for other people, but not for us.
If you found out that he was smashing another chick, what would you do?
Oh my gosh, probably cry first.
What would you leave him?
It depends.
If my husband cheated on me, no.
If my boyfriend cheated on me, no.
Don't leave.
I'll give you a tip.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
It also depends, like, what is the cheating?
Was it, like, one time or five nights a week?
Now he's not spending time with me because he's out with other girls, which really wouldn't happen.
He's not that kind of guy.
But it depends on what it is.
What is the kind of cheating?
Okay.
All right.
Fair enough.
There's a scale.
But my advice is always, like, don't leave.
Like, you're probably better off working it out, especially if you're with a successful guy.
Just...
Like, hey, you'd be amazing.
Like, man, if you're like, hey, you know what?
I don't care if you fuck other bitches.
All right, cool.
You know, it's funny.
When you give a guy the option, like you're saying right now, to do what you need to do, bro.
Like, I got your back no matter what.
They tend not to do it that often or do it at all.
Or it makes them appreciate you even more.
Exactly.
Versus you say, nigga!
Don't fight any other girls.
It's like, oh shit.
Well, now I kind of want to do it now.
Yeah.
And hey, man, I've done it before.
Like, I go smash another chick and I go back to one of my mates.
I'm like, god damn that bitch is annoying.
I'm happy that I'm here with you now.
So, I mean, it is what it is.
I tell women all the time, like, yo, if you're with a successful guy, your guy's going to be a lawyer.
He's a lawyer right now.
Probably going to, at some point, get his own firm, make a lot of money.
It's like, bruh.
What are you going to do?
You're going to be a doctor.
You're going to be making 400k a year.
He's probably going to be making equal, if not more.
Are you really going to be able to find someone on this level again?
Exactly.
And then, let's say you do leave him.
Not saying it's going to happen.
Next guy, you're going to do it too.
Yeah, thanks.
I really don't think cheating is as catastrophic as a lot of people have made it out to be.
But also, again, it depends on what the cheating is.
And my boyfriend is very smart.
He knows the kind of woman I am.
Soft, sweet, feminine, submissive.
Have you met his family?
You have?
Okay.
I was going to say, because he's one of the boys.
The lineage is actually carried by the female.
A lot of times, like...
In Jewish families, they want the son to always marry a Jewish woman.
Is it traditional or more like...
No, they're less observant.
He's half black, so...
I'll show you a picture of him.
I thought he was black.
Is his dad black, though?
His dad is so white.
Is his mom black?
No, they're just very Jewish.
It's his mom's side.
His mom's side is very Jewish.
That's how they carry the lineage.
Through the female.
That's good for you.
Like I said, that's great.
Happy for you.
Someone else has some over here?
I think it's her turn.
I think it was just...
The question was regarding average men.
Would that be an option?
No.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you went right to her to ask that question.
But yeah, if a guy is exceptional, makes a lot of money, ladies, do you think you should be able to have more than one woman?
Yes or no?
I think yes, because I think cheating now is just more common than it ever was.
So it's like you kind of just have to learn to...
Adjust to it.
I think you should definitely stay with your man if he is successful and is cheating on you.
But the same thing to a certain extent.
Where is it like five times?
Is he cheating on you because he doesn't want you anymore?
Or is it just a one night stand?
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
So like the same thing.
Yeah.
What about you?
I agree, yeah.
You can sleep with whoever.
She knows what she's doing.
You think me?
I'm just kidding.
What about you?
Wait, even if he's a more regular guy though?
Or are you talking about only exceptional?
High value.
I don't want to be like a bum like some guy on the street.
That's crazy.
Chris, I guess.
Chris is a bum.
What about you?
My man needs to be monogamous.
I'm not mature enough.
I don't like to share.
Okay, you're a man.
But what about if he's an exception?
Not your guy.
If he makes a lot of money, successful.
I'm really the type of person who I don't care what other people are doing.
If it's not affecting me, then you can be a high-value man that makes a lot of money and go cheat on your woman.
If it's not me who's affected with it, then they don't have to be monogamous.
But in your situation, your guy has to be monogamous.
Yes, he does.
What kind of guy do you want?
Describe your dream, Andrew.
Go ahead.
Chris, pull up the calculator.
Not to be shallow, but I want somebody who's...
No, we know your...
Go ahead.
Tell me your words.
God damn it.
Of course.
Value yourself, queen.
Go ahead, queen.
Go ahead.
Tell us what you deserve.
Above six foot.
Respectful.
Generous.
All right.
How much does he got to make a year per you annually?
Bare minimum.
At least six figures.
Okay, 100,000 per year.
Fantastic.
This is for marriage.
Okay, no worries.
What age range?
I'm 21.
The max I'll go above me is 10 years max.
Alright.
What's the lowest you'll go?
Maybe like two years.
Alright, so 23 to 31.
No, she's 21.
So 23 above.
So 23, right?
Alright, what's the race that he's got to be?
Alright, next.
I'm not picky.
I'm not too picky about race.
Asian?
Will you date one of them boys?
Yeah, I would.
So she'll take white.
Will you take Asian?
Yes.
Me love you a long time?
Okay.
Will you date Hispanic?
Yeah.
You're a free market.
Not that free.
Yeah, at least six foot.
Even six foot one, at least.
Six foot one?
That race thing goes down a lot.
Chris, put six one.
Six one, bare minimum.
Hey, man, you know your worth.
And then, do you care if they own or rent, or it doesn't matter?
We gotta go towards...
No, I don't care, actually.
Okay, schooling, do you care?
Yes.
What do they have to have?
Bachelors, at least.
Bachelors.
Okay, it's gonna be awesome.
Can he be obese or no?
No.
Sorry, Mo.
Okay.
And then, can he be married?
No.
No.
Okay.
So exclude married men.
So just so you know, before we show this, okay, this goes off of the 2020 U.S. Census Bureau and the National Center for Health Statistics.
So this is the most accurate assessment of men in the United States.
Okay?
Let's see how common this dream man is for you.
Delusion.
Delusion.
Error.
Error.
And congratulations.
You scored a perfect five out of five.
So basically, the chances of you finding your man are extremely rare.
You get a prize.
You get a prize.
So do you think, let's say you do find this man now, right?
This dream man.
Do you think he's going to be monogamous to you?
Honestly, with the way that I like my men looking, it's going to be really hard.
I need to pray extra hard for this man.
I need to pray for him.
Hold on.
You know this only goes off of how much money they make in height.
This isn't even him being charming or charismatic or nice teeth or good looking.
This is just like smelly, basic shit.
I'm praying to God very hard.
Sorry, my child.
Bro, she's fucking doomed.
You think you're going to find this guy and he's going to be monogamous to you when he's way rarer than you are?
Manifestation, bro.
Bro, there's hot girls everywhere.
Manifestation.
He's rare, you're not.
How do you stand out from every other girl?
How do I stand out?
Why are you unique that he will never cheat on you?
Please tell us.
Yeah, I'm Haitian.
That makes it number one.
I'm already Haitian.
What does that mean?
But there's also other women who are.
I think that I look very unique, that I bring personality to the table.
Is that your real hair?
No, it is not, but I can wear my real hair.
Okay.
I do wear my real hair.
All right, so you're Haitian?
Yes, sir.
You said you have personality?
Yes.
Okay.
What else?
Intellect.
Okay, you're somewhat smart.
I'm not boring.
I'm not boring.
Okay.
I think I would be a great mother in the future.
In the future.
Yes.
Now, what do you think is more rare?
The things you just described or the man that you're looking for?
Sadly, the man that I'm looking for.
Okay, so who has the leverage then?
The man.
Okay, so do you really think you could dictate to him he has to be monogamous?
I'll find that person.
God will send him to me.
Bro, only women get the privilege of being delusional, bro.
This is crazy.
It's manifestation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What'd you say?
Manifestation?
I just learned about manifestation.
No, I did not.
Now I'm going to get so much money.
I don't need a job.
Why?
Because I can manifest.
I don't need the old gods anymore.
I answer to no one.
All right.
Okay.
Fantastic.
We wish you the best.
Alright, man.
Good luck.
Invest in Chewy, guys.
Yo, real talk, man.
We've been telling people to invest in cat dog food.
Stock.
Cat dog food?
Stocks?
Bro, one guy tripled his money.
He showed me his fucking portfolio.
I'm telling you.
When we told him to buy Chewy, nigga.
It was a joke.
We were being serious, too.
Yo, dog food is going to go up.
Alright, what about you?
Going back to the question.
Do you think a guy that is exceptional should be monogamous?
I'm not sure.
I mean, it's your opinion.
You can't be right or wrong.
Go ahead.
Yeah, as long as I don't know he's cheating on me, I don't care.
Well, we're talking about in general, not you.
Not you.
I'm talking about in general, and then we'll talk about you.
In general, depends on the guy.
Yeah.
We just described it.
If he's a regular guy, like...
We just said he's exceptional.
Yeah.
A lot of money, successful...
I mean, every man who has a lot of money, they're kind of spoiled.
Do you think they're spoiled?
Yeah, they can get whoever they want, you know.
Do you think it's spoiled if they worked for it?
What?
Do you think they're spoiled if they worked for it?
I said they were broke, got their money up.
I think so.
Do you think they're spoiled if they worked for the money?
I don't know, I'm not a man.
Is it easy for you to make money?
Yeah.
Okay, why do you think it's easy for you to make money?
Because I depend on myself.
But is it, do you work hard though?
No.
Kind of.
How?
How?
Yes.
Depends on period of time.
Right now, I don't really work hard, but sometimes I work hard, you know?
Okay.
Depends on my moves.
Who do you think has to work harder to make money, men or women?
Men, of course.
So then, wouldn't it be fair to say that if a man makes a lot of money and he has girls, it's not spoiled, he worked for it?
I'm not sure.
Mother Russia, come on, man.
Holy God damn, Pullen's just like pissed off, right?
Like, God damn, man, you're watching the show right now from Moscow.
Like, yo, get the old guy.
Yeah, well, do you understand what I'm saying or no?
Not really.
Chris?
She speaks English, alright?
Well, go ahead.
He said that you're dumb.
He said that you speak English, but you're just dumb.
You gonna take that from him?
No.
To be honest, I don't really understand your question.
Can you repeat, please?
The question is...
I think men who has money, they're spoiled, you know?
They can get whatever woman they have.
Spoiled for choice.
For the choice?
Okay, so you're saying they have options to choose from.
That's what you mean by spoiled?
I mean...
He's talking about, for example, working his way up from nothing to something.
He's broke, works hard as hell.
It depends on the personality of men, to be honest.
Sometimes men could be, like, I mean, sometimes money, like, make men worse, you know?
But still, he worked for his money.
I don't care.
Okay, so you don't care.
Alright.
Big tattoo on her chest, man.
Of course, man.
Come on, man.
No, it's just that what we're asking is that do you think a man that makes a lot of money should have to be monogamous?
Just be with one woman?
That's the question.
No, I don't think so.
Okay.
And then what was the second part of the question?
I think it was...
Okay.
Yeah, that was it.
Okay.
And then you would not accept the guy that's...
You would want your guy to be monogamous?
Because you were saying that earlier.
I don't really care about it.
You don't want to know?
Yeah, I don't want to know.
She don't want to know.
If you found out, would you leave your guy?
Let's say he was having sex with another girl.
I'm not sure.
If you have good relationships, I'm not sure.
But I'm single.
I don't really look for a guy, you know?
Okay.
So, yeah.
Alright.
What about you?
Do you think if a guy reaches a certain level, he should be monogamous?
If he wants to be monogamous, like, cool.
But I think he, like, I wouldn't leave my man if he was, like, taking care of me and had a lot of money and wanted to be with other people.
Would you stay monogamous?
Yes.
Do you have a father?
Yeah.
You grew up with a dad?
What about you?
Yeah.
There you go.
Wait, hold on, show up to OnlyFans, so...
But they got that right on that side.
Alright, what about you?
I definitely feel like the previous girls, like I get it.
It depends on the situation.
We're talking about an exceptional guy though, being monogamous.
Do you think they should be?
You're like, man, if you some nice ass, smooth ass, charming ass, Johnny Bravo ass nigga.
And anything.
I'm so ass nigga.
So much ass.
Like, bro, if you're a cool ass dude and you make me enjoy every...
If you make me enjoy life to a point that every moment feels like amazing or every moment feels like a dream...
Man, if you fuck one bitch or two bitches, three bitches, I don't give a fuck.
If you fuck another bitch, but you make my life feel like something like a video game or a movie, why would I care about that moment that you have with that other person?
Because the moment that you give me is more than exceptional.
Special.
Exactly.
And especially me.
I know I'm a woman.
I know I'm going to be more emotional about those things.
Maybe those special moments with you, you probably still feel as special, but I know it's going to be 10 times more for me.
Why would I get mad if you had a little, like, you know, um, let's say shallow or, um, yeah, let's say shallow, superficial moment with another woman that's only about sex.
That little shit, whatever the fuck.
Thank you, Chris.
I'll stick it on my head.
Land the plane.
Nah, I just want to see how long she will go.
Y'all shouldn't just shut the hell up and just let it keep going.
I'm just saying.
I mean, I'll be honest.
I don't give a fuck.
Okay, we appreciate your...
Yo, how much weed did you smoke for the show?
I don't really smoke weed like that.
Wait, you're here sober?
I had, like, a few drinks.
Okay, that's why.
I don't like...
I had a little alcohol, okay?
A little bit.
If you got pulled over right now, would you get a DUI? No.
No!
She's definitely blowing over.08, man.
That's a fact.
Alright, what about you?
Do you think a guy that's exceptional should be monogamous?
I feel like it depends.
I don't think multiple wives, but...
Okay, you disagree on my point.
But if they're hooking up with other people, I feel like it's a hard thing for a guy to not do that.
Like, hold on, I'm warning this really not great.
Yeah, I was going to say that, but...
I think it's unrealistic to find a guy that...
Is only going to be with you.
So I think you'd have to settle for a guy that's going to be with other women.
I don't think I could do multiple wives.
That would never work.
Okay.
But I think...
But if they're getting with other girls, I don't want to know.
Don't tell me.
I don't want to know what they look like.
I don't want to know.
If you're playing me, keep it on the low.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Press cam.
Stick it, Chris, man.
Bro, do your job, man.
One job, bro.
Shut up back there, man.
I got time.
I tried.
I got one job.
I got one job, bro.
You stay fucking up, man.
I need to give Samfire Chris the chat.
What the fuck?
Oh, my goodness.
No, no, no, no.
All right.
So, what was I going to say?
Some more chats here?
Yeah, yeah, we can hit the chats.
And then ladies, any more questions from us, for us, before we get into topics?
You had a question?
Oh, I have a question.
Go ahead.
How old are you guys?
I'm just curious.
And can we know your relationship status or no?
Sure.
Are you the feds?
Okay, 30 years old.
Yeah.
Oh.
I'm 33.
I'm old.
Wait, 33?
Thank you, Chris.
Okay.
How old are you though, Chris?
35.
Holy shit, nigga, you're old!
Can you fuck me?
What the fuck, nigga?
Hey, ring it on yourself, motherfucker!
Ring it on yourself!
Because I have question plans!
Alright, well, I got it.
Don't worry about it.
I got this one right here, nigga.
Alright, 35.
And then you said, well, me, I, you know, I got a...
A couple of ladies.
I don't believe in being monogamous.
I think that's stupid.
Do you want your girls to be monogamous?
They have to be, yes.
They absolutely have to be.
I would never...
If it's a main girl, yeah, she has to be...
If it's a girl I'm just dealing with, whatever.
But if she gets elevated to one of my main chicks, yeah, she's got to be fucking monogamous.
100%.
Alright, so to be real with you, I'm in between.
What does that mean?
You can figure it out.
Well, no, no, I'm trying to figure out like...
That's a good one.
Discovery.
As a man of God, you know, I'm conflicted between being able to have multiple or one and maybe find that one girl.
It might change my mind.
And you want kids?
Fresh would never do that.
Fresh is a man of God.
It's okay, man.
Trixie Deals will never watch the show, so they don't know.
And you guys, like, want kids in the future or no?
Yeah, I want kids in the future.
Not right now, but definitely in the future, yeah.
I have one right now.
He's a dog, but yeah.
That does not count.
Yeah, I don't know.
Tells the same joke every time.
It works, though.
Cam two times goes, ladies, if you say you're a model or an IG model and you've never been in Vogue or on a magazine or a runway, you ain't no real model.
Speaking of facts.
Alright.
Uh...
Women cry, men work out, never cry in front of your girl.
We agree.
Alright, you know what?
We're going to have fun with this one.
This is what I want y'all to do.
Someone asked this question last year and I think it's really funny.
It's a good question.
I want you to guess the girl next to you's weight and body count.
To your right.
And you will get hers last.
Because she said one, lol.
Or zero.
Okay, so guess her weight and her body count.
Go.
Weight 135.
And if the girls want to, you can stand up if you want her to be more accurate about your weight.
It's up to you.
I'll give you all that option.
Okay.
Alright.
You do a little twirl if you want, as Chris would say, that fucking pervert in the back.
A little twirl.
Okay.
Now go ahead.
What would you say she weighs and her body count?
125, 130.
She doesn't look like she weighs too much.
Her body count?
You know she got one at least.
Don't worry, she won't hit you.
She's too drunk.
I think it's like 12, 13.
12 or 13?
Okay.
Now I'll give you the options to correct.
Anything?
Go ahead.
We always give the girl next.
The options are correct.
The weight or the number?
Up to you.
Go ahead.
The weight, definitely very reasonable because I'm tall, you know?
I'm very slender.
I'm about 130, 135.
I fluctuate between them.
Okay.
12, 13.
I don't know if it's because I was raised in a very abusive, controlling family.
I don't know, man.
I don't even...
That's too high?
That's a little too high for my lifestyle.
Okay, now guess hers.
Yeah, height and weight.
Go ahead.
Yeah, you can if you want.
I'm 5'2".
Okay.
She got no ass I could be wrong.
Is it the jeans?
I think she's beautiful.
No, I don't care.
Shit, man.
Okay.
Yeah, this nigga fresh, man.
I'm just saying, bro.
This nigga fresh, man.
That was the most nigga shit I don't know what I'm saying.
Go ahead.
Get the cow.
Wait and then buy a cow.
I'm 18.
I guess weight 115 and then body count maybe like 7 Damn.
She said it earlier.
That's a lot.
No, I wasn't listening.
Of course you weren't.
Alright, what about you?
Guess hers.
Weight and body weight and then body count.
Okay.
She got some ass.
You need two more kids.
Not for me, bro.
Yeah.
Okay, go ahead.
Take your guess.
How tall are you?
5'6".
5'6".
I would say like...
150.
Wait, wait, or body count?
Oh.
Wait, wait.
And how old are you?
31.
Okay.
Body count, I would say...
30.
Stop the cow!
Okay.
All right, Miss Russia, so you can correct anything there if you want.
So my weight around like 175.
Stop the cow!
Yeah, it's not cap, but...
So she underguessed the weight.
She thought you were 150.
And then do you want to correct the body count?
She said you're at, what, 30?
Body count, I think it's less, but I'm not sure.
Not the cap!
All right, so 30 plus.
Yeah, okay.
I don't know, to be honest.
Okay.
I only know my weight.
Okay.
I'm trying to lose weight, though.
All right, and then guess her body count and her weight.
Like 5-7 or something.
160.
And then body count, what do you give her body count?
What is body count?
Sexual partners.
How many guys she's had sex with?
So she thinks you have sex with 30 dudes.
Wait, so what she said about me?
What should I say?
How many?
Dirty.
Dirty.
Okay.
Dirty pieces in your body.
She understands what's going on, bro.
I told you, Maria.
She can't be mad.
She understands.
To be honest, that never counts, you know?
Of course, yeah, she definitely under, bro.
Come on, Maureen, come on, man, I'm telling you.
Yeah, man, she understands what's going on, bro.
Hook on this shit.
Hook on this shit?
Yeah.
Hook on this shit.
Yeah, okay.
I'm not sure.
I don't know how to answer this question about girls.
How many people do you think she's had sex with?
Right now or all your life?
Life.
Life.
I don't know.
One.
Zero.
You think she's a virgin?
No, no, no, no.
Fifteen?
I don't know.
Zero, one, fifteen.
Bro, Mara.
I never ask this question to girls.
Like, I don't know.
But Mara, she knows the question, though.
Fifteen, maybe.
I don't know.
Fifteen.
Fifteen.
How do you go from zero to fifteen, Mara?
I don't think this is a language barrier.
I think this is IQ barrier.
No, no, no.
I told you that shit.
Yeah, I think this is IQ barrier.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Fifteen, fifteen.
Fifteen is the final answer.
Okay.
How old are you?
Twenty-one.
Okay, fifteen.
This nigga put one in the border.
I don't know what girls are doing in this age.
Okay, what about you for her?
Guess her.
Body count and weight.
Don't feel offended by this because I'm bad with weight and guessing, but okay, so your cousin said she's like 115, so you're like 107 or something?
I don't know, though.
Okay, 120.
Okay.
120 and then body count like three.
Stop the cap, man.
Now you go ahead.
You could correct her.
I'm 125 and four.
What did you say?
125 and what?
Four?
Four.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Hold on.
He all up in a cell or something?
I'm actually celibate now.
Stop the cap.
I swear to God.
You know what that means?
When I hear celibate, you know what I hear?
I hear, you know what?
Right now, in my life, I'm celibate for most niggas.
If the right niggas show us up, I will fuck him.
Instantly.
This guy.
No.
I'm religious reasons.
I'm doing it for religious reasons.
What's your religion?
Christian?
Oh, shit.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I'll call you over now.
So, you're Christian, right?
Yeah.
So, you said you do OF. Yeah, I know.
So then, that's an oxymoron.
I'm hip, I agree.
I don't disagree at all.
So just talk somebody down.
No.
Okay, whatever.
Alright, what about you?
You've got to write her.
Do you work out?
I do, I'll stand.
Okay, muscle weighs more than mass.
I'm going to say 150.
No, 150.
And then I'm going to say, you're 19.
I'm going to say 2.
Okay.
Is that correct?
Absolutely.
I'll claim that.
I'll claim that.
I'll take that number all day.
Like 160.
That was close.
And then you're going to claim the other number.
Okay.
Now guess hers.
And then you will guess hers last.
How tall are you?
Five.
Two and a half.
I would say like 120 and like maybe three bodies?
Maybe a little less?
More?
No, she said more.
No, no.
It's generous.
I don't like to like talk personally.
I think it would be like a little disrespectful.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have to actually.
But it's not high.
I'm not a permanent person.
I always give girls a chance like when a girl says like crazy high number, I'll be like, oh, do you Do you want to correct that a bit?
I don't know, it's up to you.
No, I'm not a promiscuous lady.
Okay.
And then what about your weight though?
Is she correct?
Right now, I'm like 125.
You need to go to the gym.
Alright, what about her?
Oh, sorry.
Weight and body count.
She said zero earlier, but...
How tall are you?
5'7".
Oh, wow.
Okay.
I was going to say 112, because I thought you were shorter.
I would say probably than 130, just because you're taller.
I haven't weighed myself in like two years.
But last time I weighed myself, I was 135.
Okay.
Yeah, you're tall.
But I don't weigh myself.
So I don't even...
Yeah.
I mean, you're slender.
And then do you agree with her zero body count?
I think that's true.
Yeah.
Man, I wish it was like a device.
You know, like the fake chains.
You can tell if it's real or not.
Beep, beep, beep.
Stop the cap.
Yeah, yeah.
It would be great.
But I'll be, you know.
I'm a detector.
There you go.
Yeah.
So wait, you're telling me you didn't smash on prom night?
Nothing?
Stop the cap.
Did you even go to prom?
I didn't.
Oh.
Hold on.
You did blowjobs, though.
What?
Really?
My dad's watching.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
All right.
But no.
They did blowjobs in the backseat.
You said your dad's really...
You got a dad too?
Yeah, I do have a dad.
I'm not sure if he's watching, but he might be...
Well, if it's true, he'd be proud of you.
That's why she said she's a virgin.
No, I actually am.
If you are, awesome.
Yeah, and I'm watching this porno to see if the fucking plumber fixes the leak.
The 304 with a twin who Zerka made cry on the pod apparently had a 308 with a heat player and transformer.
That's what she calls networking.
No wonder she divorced her husband of three years to move to Miami to be a 304.
Oh, shit.
That's crazy.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, what?
That's crazy.
Wait, what?
Move on?
Alright.
I finally realized...
Maybe I'll rumble.
We can bring that back up.
Alright, Amiri goes, I finally realized who Amiri looks like.
The ex-NBA player Vladimir Radmanovic.
Chris, please pull up a picture real quick and tell me that I'm lying.
Alright, let's see here.
Oh, you already had it.
Ready to go.
What the fuck?
Is that me?
I can see it a little bit.
He's a white version of you.
White version of me?
Yeah.
I can see it a little bit, yeah.
Yeah, bro.
I wish I was in for this show so I could tell this Russian chick she's dumb.
No, I'm just kidding.
Alright.
Okay.
Fair enough.
That's me, I guess.
Vladimir Gaines.
In before Money Monday, get some of the guys that got their money up after watching on and talk about what they did to get better.
Give real faces your message.
Maybe we'll do that for Money Monday.
Maybe.
Okay, Super Guts, or no, Supra Guts goes, first off, I just want to thank FNF for their content.
You guys are actually out here saving lives and providing value, unlike Anus and Bleach.
I think Zerka slash McQueen Rumble exclusive would break the internet Wlord games.
I appreciate that.
All right, maybe we'll do that.
I haven't seen Zerka in a bit.
We'll bring her back.
Future Chris.
What the fuck?
All right, what up, ladies?
I'm sober.
I don't stutter in the gym three times a day and live in a real house of Don't Fly Park benches to work.
What the fuck, bro?
Cigarman85 says, Ladies who told you exactly that being a 304 sex worker or being over-sexualized on the internet will get you the man of your dreams?
Who told you that?
Has anyone ever told y'all that?
I think that's rhetorical.
Call me G. Scott goes, Big Mo, when can we pre-order your book, Why Women Give a Dog Shit Advice?
Mo?
I don't know.
Okay.
We got here a lot of distraction.
Question for ladies.
Who would make a better wife slash mother?
You or your great-grandmammy?
That's a good question, actually.
That's pretty obvious.
That's a great question.
We'll start here and then work our way.
Who do you think would make a better wife or mother?
You or your great-grandmother?
I'm going to say me.
Rest in peace, great grandma.
But she was difficult.
Very particular woman.
And I think I'm more easygoing and still have the qualities of a traditional 1950s kind of wife.
She was very particular.
This isn't fair, though, because they can't defend themselves.
She also can't speak English.
She only spoke Spanish.
And she would just complain.
Nothing was ever good enough.
Coffee wasn't right.
The food at the restaurant wasn't right.
Not agreeable at all.
Puerto Rico.
Okay.
Are you Puerto Rican?
Yes.
No.
On my mom's side, I'm Puerto Rican, and she's also Brazilian.
And on my dad's side, he was Jamaican and Grenadian.
Okay.
Cool.
All right.
What about you?
I would definitely say me just because where my great-grandparents are from is super foreign and it's like almost where they're Albanian okay so like back in like the day you could like sell your kids for money you know you could sell your daughter you could that's what they did It's very common in that culture.
They sold you?
No, my mom's family sold her to my dad's family for X amount of money.
For goats?
What?
For goats or cheese?
For money?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I mean, maybe further back it might have been, but it's common in that culture.
Not as much anymore, but I just think the way they were raised is super...
I don't know.
It's, like, too much, you know?
Okay.
Damn.
Where were you on?
Juneteenth, man.
Too old school.
Alright.
Okay, so you'd be better because you wouldn't sell your family off.
You know, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's a fair argument.
Yep.
Alright.
What about you, Laura?
Would you be better than your grandmother as a mother?
No, my grandmother probably would be a lot better because nobody would want a girl who does OnlyFans.
Yeah.
Damn.
Are you cool with that perception about yourself being out there?
I wish I never did it, but I couldn't afford things that my parents just couldn't provide for me.
And I went down a route that I do regret, but whatever.
I can't change it.
Go to church and everything changes it, maybe.
If you found a guy that could pretty much, I guess...
Be your dream man.
And he said to you, hey, you know what?
If you cut that out right now, I'll cut you out.
I would.
Yeah, 100%.
What the?
What?
Chris.
Third wife?
Fourth?
Snicker man.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Chris.
Why does this guy have a mic, bro?
Why does this guy have a mic?
You know what?
You're right.
You decided to do it.
Yo, man.
This guy, bro.
You know what?
This is Chris Mike.
I said, for what?
Bro, man.
This guy, bro.
I wanted to be in the videos.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what's funny?
I'm going to say this out here.
Fuck it.
Life event, PVD Doggy Tamba.
We're doing the behind the scenes pictures, right?
It's me and Myron on stage.
Nigga, Chris comes up like, oh, I want to be a picture too!
Look at me!
I'm like, what are you here, nigga?
Oh, well, you know, I'm going to push a bit.
It's funny, right?
You speaking on stage.
That's hilarious.
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
Let's get ready to rumble.
So I did a great job on stage, by the way.
And secondly, bro, I spoke to a live event of Traders FX Summit and I did amazing!
What do you do?
Oh, peanut butter!
You gonna take that, Chris?
Long, very short.
We all know what happens when Fresh hosts a show, right?
Twice, Fresh had a show hosted, and y'all niggas hated that shit, right?
Y'all had fucking twerks and shit.
What the fuck is Myron?
So that's all I gotta say.
Hey, man, I was in Connecticut, man.
Hey, hey, hey, welcome to Fresh, man.
Just so you know, bro, I am not Myron Gaines.
I don't debate these hosts.
That's the reason why they hate me as well.
That's your only job to do on a Fresh and Faith podcast, right?
We are two different people, bro.
Alright, nigga.
Alright, peanut butter.
What you guys just experienced is what I experience all the time.
These two niggas arguing before the show, after the show, whatever the fuck it may be, so I hope you guys enjoyed that.
There you go.
Alright, where were we at?
I think me.
Your turn.
Yes.
Go ahead.
I would say my great-grandmother, right off the bat.
Was she more in reality than you are?
Yeah.
She was more in reality, I guess, very traditional, ready to have those many children in a developing country.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, sorry.
She has to leave because she's like, I don't know what's going on right now, but she has to sleep.
I don't know.
She's tired.
She knew what it was.
She's been on the show before.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Nah, she's still lit, man.
She's sober right now.
She's still lit.
Alright, fair enough.
Alright, let me...
Here, handle this real quick while I... Okay, so you said you're a grandmother because you're not a good pick for...
Okay, I am a good pick, but at the point I am at this specific moment, I'm not as traditional as my great-grandmother.
Okay, that's fair.
What about you?
Would you be a good pick for your man or your grandmother?
I don't think my grandmother or me.
My mother, maybe.
Okay, so you said your mother, not your great-grand.
Yeah, not my grandmother.
What about you?
I don't really know how my great-grandmother raised her kids, but yeah, I don't really know, so I can't really say.
I don't know.
Like, if you would have to think about it.
If you could assume.
Yeah.
Well, probably her, because my grandma seems like she was raised good.
Is she an OnlyFans?
No, she doesn't have OnlyFans.
Okay, cool.
And then, last but not least?
I don't know too much about my grandmother, but I do know she had some alcohol, masculine energy, stuff like that.
So I would go with me, but I don't know too much information.
Okay, that's a fair assessment.
Alright, cool.
Some more chats here, Chris?
Yep.
We have up next, Roberto Moreno says, I love you FNF, Myron, Walter, and Chris.
She never split up.
You need each other.
Love you too, little Moe.
Alright.
Mondo Gecko says, hey ladies, can men be friends with ugly women?
If so, can you tell us your personal experience?
That's not a bad one.
But we'll cover that later.
Sheldon says, no.
Huh?
You want to do it now?
Okay, so ladies, can men be friends with ugly women?
What do you think?
I think no, because I've seen boys call girls ugly, and then when they get the chance, they hook up with them.
So I think no.
I'm sorry, I missed the question.
The question is, can men be friends with ugly women?
Be friends with ugly women?
Yes.
Does it happen though?
Do you think?
Probably if they're ugly.
Lovely.
What about you?
The question is, can men be friends with ugly women?
I don't think so.
Why?
I don't know men like that around me who has ugly woman friends.
Why do you think they don't have ugly women friends?
I just never seen that before.
So, I don't know.
That says a lot.
Yeah.
What about you?
No, I don't think men can be friends with ugly women.
Why?
Because whether it's in a cheating capacity, I don't think men...
I think men will have sex with anything that will allow them access.
That's a very good point there.
For you?
He can be friends with ugly or hot.
It doesn't matter.
You don't care?
No.
Be friends with whoever.
Okay.
And you?
I don't think guys would prefer to have ugly women as friends because I think most guys that have women friends aren't always just friends.
Yeah.
Dropping the base bomb.
Yeah.
And for you?
Yeah, I think men can be friends with ugly women.
I've seen it happen.
What do you think is the benefit of that?
For the man?
I guess in my sense, I'm thinking about all my colleagues.
So if someone's your group mate, you're naturally friendly with them.
Maybe her friends are hot.
That's right.
Because if a chick is ugly, what's the benefit of being her friend?
Oh, are you getting at, like, a lot of men are friends with women because they're, like, excited maybe one day they will get a chance.
It's the main reason guys are friends with women, to be honest.
Because if you really look at it, like, girls don't really provide men much value, like, in the context of a friendship.
That's true.
Men and women don't really have that many similarities if we're going to be a thousand.
We view the world very differently.
They can't really help you with their masculine problems.
The worst thing I could do is cry to my girlfriend.
My female friend, I mean.
Most girls are like, oh, you bitch.
It just doesn't work.
Do men even cry in Russia where you're from?
Oh, men?
Yeah.
Do they cry to girls?
No, I've never seen men cry.
Never seen men cry?
Only in America.
Only in America, right?
Yeah.
I'm telling y'all, bro.
It's different, man.
Yeah, that's why I'm single, though.
That's why?
Yeah.
I don't like men in America.
Are men in America soft?
You can be honest.
I think it's a difference with gender.
Americans don't really have a gender here.
That's the smartest thing you've said all night.
That's the smartest thing you've said all night.
I agree.
Is he a man?
Is he a woman?
I can't tell.
No, I mean, men pretend to be equal to women.
Women pretend to be equal to men.
I don't think it's fair, you know?
That's a good point.
I think men, it's a man, you know?
Do you think it's easier to find a man in Russia then?
You think it's easier to date when you're in Russia?
Yeah.
Do you go like, do you think men are above women or do you label them as top and bottom or like number one, number two?
I don't know.
I think what she's asking is like, do you think men are supposed to lead women?
Yeah.
You think so?
Yeah.
Okay.
But not a dumb man, though.
Not a what?
Dumb man.
Not a dumb man, yeah.
Okay, he's got to be a leader.
Yeah, a leader.
Like, real one, you know?
Okay.
So, how many American men have you dated since you've been here?
I can't answer this question.
She doesn't know her body count, so...
No, no, no.
Like, you've seen.
Like, you've actually dated.
To be honest, I don't remember if I date, like, real men in America.
Damn, wow.
Never?
In five years.
Maybe I found one right now, but I'm not sure.
Yeah.
Damn, that's crazy.
Yeah, I'm kind of upset about it.
So you never had, like, that experience of, like, the genuine, like, real leader in your life in America?
Not yet.
Okay.
Only in Russia.
Only in Russia?
Yeah.
Would you go back to Russia?
I don't know.
Maybe.
We'll see what's happening.
You need some BBC in your life.
But I actually live in Los Angeles, so it's kind of hard to date somebody in Los Angeles.
What's the biggest problem with American men versus Russian men?
What do you think is the biggest difference?
Biggest problem?
You can be honest, it's fine.
Like, Russian men like more providers, I guess.
So it's like a mentality and culture there, over there, like that.
I need to go to Russia.
Yeah.
And an American man asking me, or not me, somebody, like girls, to pay for something.
50-50.
50-50, or like, buy me dinner.
I'm like, okay, bye.
Oh, they tell you to buy them dinner?
Oh, that's crazy.
Like asking, oh, can you pick me up?
I'm like, no.
What do you mean?
Bro, that's wild.
That is crazy.
I mean, that's very interesting.
Think about this.
Yeah.
You're legit going on a date.
You say, hey, uh...
Oh, last time I paid for you, this time you paid for me.
I'm like, what?
What?
You're going on a date.
I want to see you never again.
You text or call her and say, hey, listen, can you pick me up at eight?
I'll get ready at eight.
That's just gay.
Yeah.
What the hell?
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Wow.
And in LA, that makes sense.
I mean, LA is super gay.
You know what I mean?
Is that gay?
Fair enough.
I mean, it's so gay.
Even the dude we interviewed who's gay left LA. He's like, this is so gay.
I'm out.
So shout out to Dave Rubin.
Okay.
Sheldon goes, yo, y'all got to bring Billy Carson, forbidden knowledge.
He's down there in Miami.
Very interesting and smart brother.
Keep being the number one man podcast in the world.
I don't know who Billy Carson is.
Is he a politician?
I don't know.
Brian Gonzalez, freshman, all BS aside, you guys changed my life.
I'm an automotive tent shop, two investment properties, and I'm a real estate broker.
I'm 26 in gym every day, down 15 pounds, now 220.
Good shit, my friend.
That's what I'm talking about.
Good shit, good shit.
Becoming successful.
King Endow goes, Hey, Martin, did you know, during World War II, Lucky and Genovese's family worked with Mayor Lansky and the U.S. Navy to protect New York ports.
Lucky was awarded a Purple Heart, but it was kept secret.
Yes, I did know that.
I did know that.
I will probably do an episode with Ryan Dawson about the Italian mafia and how they were involved with them boys and the intelligence agencies and how they were involved in John F. Kennedy's murder as well, guys.
We'll talk about that.
Yeah, that's going to probably have to be a rumble show.
Honeysuckle goes, can the ladies name something they think men look for in a woman?
Try not to repeat answers.
W's to all the boys.
Christ is king.
All right.
We'll go ahead and start with you.
What's one trait that you think all men look for in women?
And you can't repeat, ladies.
Low body count.
I see what she did there.
Good job there.
What about you?
A woman who knows how to shut up.
We'll talk to you that one.
Yeah.
You watch the show?
No.
I have a lot of brothers.
Oh.
Interesting.
Okay.
Learning from young.
18.
Interesting.
What about you?
What do you think men look for in women?
I was thinking like loyalty or something like that.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
That is one.
Loyalty.
All right.
What about you?
Maternal energy.
The hell does that mean?
Like she can be a good mother.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
A woman who could do household things like clean and cook.
Traditional.
Alright, cool.
I would say peace.
Just bring your man peace.
Don't give him headaches and unnecessary bullshit.
Don't sell the children?
Yeah, don't sell the children.
Don't sell the children will probably help.
What about you?
A woman who says thank you frequently.
I think you mean appreciation, which is a very good one.
Here's the thing, bro.
Think about that for a second.
Think about this.
She wouldn't say that.
If it wasn't something that was like a problem.
No.
Dude.
Bro, girls don't say thank you.
You go on a date, right?
Hold on.
You go on a date.
Hold on.
You pick her up, right?
You pick her to dinner or maybe for some drinks.
She says, you know what?
Thank you for the drinks.
Who does that?
Yeah.
Smart women.
You know, it's one of the biggest pet peeves I have here in Miami.
Maybe the Boston girls can weigh in on this.
I don't know if y'all noticed this.
If you hold the door open, especially for females in Miami, they never say thank you.
That's so weird.
I don't know if y'all noticed that.
I mean, you guys can tell me where you guys are from.
I mean, when I lived in Boston, everyone said thank you.
Yeah, everyone talks.
But that's like a Miami thing.
People don't say thank you here, but the females especially don't say thank you when you hold the door open.
I noticed that.
My boyfriend, he opens every door for me, like even the car door, even if we're at Whole Foods or something.
I've opened my own door maybe like seven times in the past seven months.
And there was one night where I was being sassy.
We were in a little bit of an argument and I didn't say thank you.
And he was like, I noticed you didn't say thank you.
What is that about?
And I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
Wait, so tell me.
Sorry, go ahead.
So how'd you meet your man?
Hinge.
Okay.
Hinge is really good.
For what?
I've heard that.
There's a girl I used to see and she told me that dating apps are like 50% of her workload.
Marriage photography.
Oh yeah.
At weddings.
And she said almost half of her clients met through dating apps.
And then Hinge was the highest one.
I think Hinge is more like serious.
Yeah.
It depends on where you are.
Y'all met Hinge in Miami?
Yes.
So I take dating really seriously.
Last year I went on around 20 to 25 first dates.
Oh shit.
What was that like?
It was very fun.
It was fun?
Yeah.
I think when you're a woman that takes dating seriously and you have standards, you can kind of cut through the BS quickly.
Not waste your time.
How do you screen out the guys?
That's actually a great question.
So if you're a woman who's marriage-minded and you're on a man's hinge and you see more than two party pictures, immediately X. If you are a woman and you see what he does as an entrepreneur and he...
Definitely is not an entrepreneur next because he actually doesn't have a job and he's just unemployed.
Fair enough.
If he has group pictures, try to make sure there's some diversity there because diversity of friends has diversity of mindset and you don't want someone who's stagnant.
So if he's only hanging out with niggas, don't hang out with him.
Yeah, like if he only hangs out with the same exact people who look like him, that's an issue.
Them boys.
I give free dating advice on Instagram, by the way.
DM me because I love this stuff.
Okay.
What do you think is girls' biggest fuck-ups when they deal with dudes in general?
They approach their dating in the same exact way they approach their career and their education.
Okay.
And what do you mean by that?
So, a lot of women, especially like my colleagues, I guess, are women who are kind of like myself, they are very masculine in their education, very masculine in their career, and it worked out for them.
But you cannot do the same thing for dating.
You have to be submissive, let him lead, don't step on his toes, dress a certain way, be soft, be peaceful.
And they don't do that, a lot of them.
Okay.
So you mentioned you had a little argument with your man at some point, and you just said thank you.
There's a video out there right now of J-Lo and Ben Affleck.
You seen that video?
No, I haven't.
So they walk into the car, J-Lo and Ben Affleck, and obviously they had an argument.
What he did was hilarious, bro.
Chris.
We're going to pull up a video?
Yeah, he'll pull up it in a second.
Okay.
It was hilarious, bro.
Alright.
It just shows, like...
Women not being appreciative?
Exactly.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I would say just in general, like a lot of girls, yeah, they're not appreciative, very entitled with men.
And you can tell right away.
When I hear a man as a thank you, I'm like, you know what?
You're raised right or you appreciate what you've done.
It's so simple.
It goes a long way.
I think it touches on environment too.
Because I feel like I only noticed that down in Miami.
Like you said in Boston, people say thank you.
In Michigan, in Canada.
Everywhere else I've gone that's a little more of a smaller city or just, I don't know.
But down here definitely you can tell that women are a little crazier, self-centered.
You help recruit girls, obviously, for the show, and then also you're a promoter as well.
I used to be.
I did quit.
Oh, you quit?
Yes.
What made you say, fuck this?
Dealing with girls.
What made you say, what was the fact that I broke the camel's back?
It was also the pay.
So a lot of people...
I think I wasn't getting paid enough for losing five to seven nights a week.
And it would be dealing with girls who are entitled, they're drunk, they're sloppy, they'll spill stuff, they'll get really aggressive and obnoxious.
Aggressive?
Would you?
To me, but just, like, I would have to deal with it, where if you're spilling drinks, I would have to clean it up.
Like, I have to make your drinks, and you're slamming them down, you're asking for enough.
It's just, like, it was too much for me.
What the hell?
You're going above and beyond making them drinks and shit.
Well, it depends on the club, because some clubs, like the Bottle Girls, they won't make drinks, or they will when it's slow, and then when the night's picking up, you kind of have to step in.
Yeah.
But I think a lot of women just felt so entitled and they're very self-centered.
So they expect things not realizing that they're getting in for free or getting in for $10 or getting meals and drinks for so little.
They expect so much.
Did you feel like they disrespected you more because you were female versus if you had been a male promoter?
100% because a lot of the male promoters, a lot of the girls that would go out with the male promoters, I would see that if they left me in charge, a lot of the women would ask, where are the guys?
And it's like they kind of crave their attention.
For a handful of women, some women do go out just to have fun with their girls, but the guys would leave me in charge of the girls.
And they would go do something else, let's say.
And the girls would call it a day and just kind of leave.
You know?
Because they didn't get attention?
Was this on a boat?
This was a pool party.
So imagine, right, your promoter with like 10-20 girls at a table.
Which means they're fighting for your attention.
And as well, what's the easiest job to get girls?
Promoter.
You show up and fight for your attention.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I've said that before, too.
Ratio can come back and bite you in the ass if you have way too many girls and not enough guys because then the girls will get bored if they're not getting attention.
Yeah, I think being a girl, girls think it's easier to get girls for some certain to a point, but I think most of the guys that bring girls to the clubs flirt with them, kind of lead them on a little just so they do come out more and more.
Yeah.
So I think that's mostly what it was.
Okay.
So you don't think you got the same respect, I guess, as a male promoter and girls would just be more annoying with you than they would be with them or whatever?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think I think it was just like I didn't like I didn't like a girl giving me attitude because as a girl like yeah like when the guys when they would give attitude to the guys the guys would be like you know like fuck you like get out of my section like fuck that bitch yeah with me it's like I don't even know you like all I'm doing is like watching out for you and you're like if you give me attitude or treat me some type of way I'm gonna take it differently than a guy would you know yeah for sure makes sense Interesting.
So I got a video to play here.
So Chris, you got a video?
When it comes to appreciation.
This is funny as hell.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.
No!
Bro!
Have a good day.
You got it.
Okay.
Keep us off in here.
I think he was more mad at the paparazzi guy though.
Yeah.
I don't think so, man.
Question.
And that's not right there.
Was that like a relive moment for you?
Or is it kind of like that was crazy what he did?
No.
He looks like he's frustrated about something.
Her energy is very calm.
And he seems like he's really angry about something.
I don't know what was going on.
Yeah.
I mean, we don't know, of course, what it is, but, like, he was pissed or something.
Yeah, I mean, J-Lo's old as hell.
I don't know what he's doing, but...
What'd you say?
You said what?
Yeah, she's, like, 62, you know?
I think she's younger.
Where you living, bro?
Chris, she ain't 62, bro.
I think she's, like, pushing.
I think she's, like, 50.
Same shit.
Really?
She's 53, yeah.
Same shit, bro.
I think she was born in 1970 or late 60s or some shit.
She was born in 69.
Oh, damn.
Wait, was it 69?
69?
She was born the same year as my mom.
She old, man.
J-Lo's old enough to be my mom.
She doesn't look bad for her age.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I mean, not surgery.
You know what I'm saying?
What did they say about old women in Russia?
Men?
Isn't there sayings about older women in Russia?
Spoiled milk or something like that.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
No?
Okay.
I don't live in Russia.
She's fake Russian, man.
Yeah, she's fake Russian.
I live in Los Angeles.
Okay.
Moving to Miami soon.
Are you moving to Miami?
No, I'm just kidding.
Man better here?
Yeah, you should find out.
You're fresh?
Yeah.
It's like the same as LA, I think.
Yeah?
Hey, shut up, man.
Do you like black guys?
Guess.
Fresh?
Yeah.
No, I don't.
Stop lying.
They like me.
I don't like them.
I wonder why.
So what kind of men do you like?
I don't know.
She fucks niggas, bro.
I don't have a type.
I just know I like tall men.
And I like abs.
Butt fresh.
Okay, okay.
Nigga, shut up, bro.
I was joking earlier.
Relax.
Damn.
Where we at here?
Okay.
We got here.
King Endu.
Hey, Martin, you know...
No, I read that one.
Hell, Chris, once again.
Man, I love this t-shirt.
Mr.
Entrepreneur goes, ladies, would you rather catch your dad cheating with your best friend or your mom cheating with you on your ex-boyfriend?
Oh, shit!
Okay, that's a good question, nigga.
Alright, ladies, would you rather catch your dad smashing your best friend or your mom fucking your ex-boyfriend?
That's crazy.
That is a crazy question.
That is a crazy question.
I like that one, your entrepreneur.
We gonna start right here on Miss Virgin.
Go ahead.
Definitely the mom one, but...
Because best friend is crazy.
But I don't know.
I don't want to pick either, but...
Wait, you'd rather your mom smash in your ex-boyfriend?
Yeah.
To your Eskimo sisters with your mom.
But I've never had a boyfriend either.
You've been around us too much.
You've been around us too much, goddammit.
So you'd rather be Eskimo sisters.
Alright, fantastic.
What about you?
I would think I'd rather...
My dad.
Okay!
Alright!
Rather your dad smash your best friend.
Love you, dad!
Y'all aren't y'all cousins?
Yeah, so never mind.
She's my only best friend.
She's my only friend.
I mean, out of incest, guys.
If I had a different friend.
Yeah, let's say a different best friend that isn't a relative.
That'd be weird.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your best friend.
Pause.
Like, female.
That isn't your cousin.
Yeah, yeah.
That'd be better?
What about you, Miss Rusha?
Which one would be better for you?
Nothing.
You gotta pick one.
Yeah, I have to?
Yes, you must pick one.
I mean, it's hard to imagine for me, my dad cheating with my best friend.
It's weird.
Or my mom cheating with my ex-boyfriend.
She's old, like, I don't know.
Can I skip this question, please?
No, no, no, no.
So which one?
Choose one.
Do you want your dad banging your best friend Slava or your mom banging your...
Okay, that.
Okay.
I don't care about my dad, so...
- What the?
- Okay, no wonder.
It makes sense though.
- Okay, wait, you don't, you don't, was your dad now in your life?
- No. - Emotional!
Emotional damage!
Fair enough.
We can see it on our chest.
Yeah.
Vladimir.
Thank you.
Fuck!
I'm a diamond!
No, I'm fucking black guys in LA! Alright, what about you?
My dad.
You'd prefer your dad smashing your best friend?
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
I second that, my dad.
Your dad?
Okay.
Alright.
Me too, yeah.
Dad.
Not selling after.
Not selling your friend after.
No, I think friends come and go.
I think an ex-boyfriend is a little too extreme.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
I agree.
I would say my dad.
Your dad or your dad?
Yeah.
Alright.
Now what's worse?
Let's say you're a mom.
That's worse.
Would it be worse?
No, no, no.
Don't worry.
I haven't gone into the scenario.
Go into a dream world.
Alright.
Let's say you're a mom, alright?
What's worse, coming in and seeing your daughter get fucked or seeing your son fuck a girl?
Start here.
Go ahead.
Wait, I'm so sorry.
Can you say that one more time?
You're a mom.
You walk into the house.
You walk into your son or daughter's room.
Okay.
You see your son smashing a girl or your daughter fucking a dude.
What's worse?
Obviously the girl.
What about you?
I would say the girl too.
Damn.
It's like the same thing, same action, but the girl.
The girl's worse?
Yeah.
What about you?
Same.
The girl.
The daughter?
Okay.
Do you have a son or a daughter?
Daughter.
I would say the girl.
Damn.
The girl.
Man, y'all are hard on thoughts, man.
Goddamn.
Okay.
All right.
Fair enough.
And I think it's time to go on Rumble, man.
Is it time to go on Rumble?
And get some real content, man.
Okay.
Behind the scenes.
Fair enough.
All right, guys.
So, guys, come on over to Rumble on here.
We got some tougher questions that we're going to ask.
And then also, we got the thing about the trainee that they mentioned before.
So, I want to figure out what the fuck that was.
The hell yeah, we're talking about on the back.
You can't see.
Oh, the Transformer?
Ah, it's okay.
We'll be all right.
All right.
Come on over to Rumble, niggas.
No!
Wrong one.
Chris, you about to take an L. Oh, my God, bro.
Yeah, this nigga's going to kill the Rumble stream.
Guys, come on over.
We're going to kill the YouTube stream right here.
So come on over to Rumble, rumble.com slash fresher.
Come right now, motherfuckers.
Let's go.
All right?
Switch over.
And we're live!
Alright, we're on Rumble now.
Alright, sweet.
So, we got here two questions.
Ladies, how would you...
Okay, what the hell are you talking about in the back with the tranny shit?
Yeah, we want to hear it, bro.
What the hell is going on?
Give Icy the mic.
Go ahead.
So, basically, the girl that Zerka made cried.
Remember that she came to Miami to...
Move your fat ass out the way.
Icy, get in the camera.
So basically, Shorty That Cried, she went on another podcast and spoke how she did a threesome with a basketball player and the basketball player was also with...
The sisters?
Yeah, but the one that cried.
Yeah.
The one that was on this side.
Okay, the one that left her husband.
Yeah.
So she went ahead and said that in the threesome, the other girl was a tranny.
Oh, okay.
So she played with both of them and got fucked by both of them.
And basically, yeah, she's a whore.
She came to Miami to be a whore.
Wow.
Yeah, because basically, for you guys, you know what the hell's going on.
We had a girl come on.
She was engaged to a guy.
They had been together for like three years.
She left them, came to Miami so that she can like get networking opportunities and do her OnlyFans.
Yeah.
And yeah, she fucking fucked up.
She was networking, all right?
Yeah.
And she fucked up being a player in a Transformer.
It still had a day.
It was a woman with a penis.
Hold on.
You know what I want to know, bro?
Who is the NBA player from the Heat?
Someone from the Heat?
Who's that guy?
Exposed.
That's crazy.
That's crazy shit, man.
That's why she was crying, man.
She was thinking about sucking that Tranny's dick the whole time.
That's why she was crying.
All right.
Chris McLean goes, two questions, ladies.
How would you compete for the man you want that already has two women just like you, fresh and fit?
Do y'all remember the feeling when you've touched your first million in cash?
And how did y'all feel?
Okay.
Good question.
We didn't touch it.
Tangible.
It's like numbers online.
All right.
Let me ask the question, ladies, the first one.
All right.
How would you compete for the man that already has two women just like you?
Or would you even want to compete with the guy that has two women already?
Mm-hmm.
If he can't decide who he wants, she can have him.
What if he's your dream guy, though?
Like, that's specifically really hard to find?
Then...
I don't know.
I guess just do everything better than her.
Whatever she's lacking, I'll make sure I'm...
You wouldn't be wife number three?
No, I would never be the wife number three.
Alright, fair enough.
What about you?
What would you do?
I mean, I would be wife number three, or if he wants to be monogamous, I guess I would just put my best foot forward.
You're smart, man.
You're smart.
What about you?
I don't think I would compete for the man who has still girls like me.
What if he actually paid for dates and didn't ask you to go half and half?
I don't care.
You'd rather just be single?
Yeah.
Do you like being single?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Stop the cow!
Yeah, why not?
I don't think women genuinely like being single.
They might like it for like a week or two.
I just get used to it.
How long have you been single for?
For like five years, I told you.
Holy shit, that's why.
You've been single the whole time you were here.
No, I did sometimes somebody, but I can say that's my real boyfriend, you know?
They just come and go.
Yo, come and go, right?
Yeah.
Ejaculate and evacuate.
Woo!
Talk to Molly, I'm sweating.
So, why didn't they want to stay, though?
I don't want them to stay.
Oh, you don't want them to stay?
No.
So, you just like, we're okay just fucking them and that's it?
I mean, it's hard to explain.
I'm sure it was hard, right?
It's okay.
Go ahead, explain.
Tell us.
I mean, because I've never...
We're just curious.
Most girls I've noticed don't...
It's not part of that question.
Yeah, but I mean...
I'm curious here.
Most girls are not okay with just fucking a guy and just leaving.
So what made you say, okay, I'm okay with this?
I don't know.
I mean, what's the question?
What you trying to know?
What you want to know?
Holy...
I'm getting bored from these guys so quick.
Oh, you got bored of the men?
Yeah.
I like to be by myself, actually.
If I want to date somebody, I date.
If I don't want, I don't.
So you get bored of men quickly?
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's not exciting when you have to pay for dinner and pick them up?
It's not exciting?
Do you have a lot of girlfriends?
I have a lot of girlfriends.
Okay.
Are your girlfriends single, too?
No.
I have different girlfriends, some of them single, some of them married, some of them have a boyfriend.
So you hang out with the single ones?
I hang out with different ones.
Yeah.
Why?
No, no, no, this is very interesting.
I mean, at the moment, I'm single, so...
Single having fun.
Fantastic.
It's not about having fun.
Sometimes I just want to be by myself, you know?
Do you really want to be by yourself?
I don't think girls ever really want to be by themselves.
I think that women tell themselves that to make them feel better, but no girl really wants to be by herself.
I think every girl wants a strong man by side.
No, I mean, if I meet somebody I like for real, like, yeah, I don't want to be single.
I want to be with that man, but I didn't meet somebody like that yet.
But don't you think you have to make efforts to find that man?
I don't really do it.
I don't really look for men, so I already said that.
Well, how are you going to find your dream man if you don't work to find him?
I don't really have a dream man.
But you have standards, right?
I have standards, yeah.
What if a man met all the standards that you have?
What?
What if you've met a man that meets all their standards?
So I'm going to be with him then.
But that's hard to find, right?
Kind of, yeah.
So don't you have to work to find him?
I have to do something for sure.
Date somebody or go to dates or do something.
Yeah, I understand that.
But I just have a period of time like I didn't have time for that.
So I was busy with something else.
Which is what?
What part you don't understand?
No, I understand.
It's just that I'm saying that you're 31, so it's only going to get harder.
I mean, I don't think so.
Alright, so what were you busy with?
Like, because at the end of the day, you want a man in your life, right?
You're 31.
So do you want a family soon?
Like, do you want your kids to be around a male figure?
I mean, I would like to, but I don't want my kids to be around dumb men, you know?
So then why do you date dumb men?
Because it seems like to me, if I was a man seeing you and you have a tattoo to your chest, I figured, hey, I just want to fuck you, you know?
Like, hey, you look hot, you got a nice ass, you're wearing something nice and tight.
That's true, that's true.
I agree with that.
So why do you portray yourself like that?
Why I look like that?
Yeah, Botox, right?
I'm not sure if I have botox.
Yes, you do.
No.
Raise your eyebrows.
Huh?
Raise your eyebrows.
No.
I mean, I did Botox a long time ago.
I honestly...
I'm gonna get Botox when I'm...
Able to afford it.
Don't try to fucking change it.
I can't afford it right now.
If I go like that...
Chris is asking some good questions, though.
If you want to find the man, don't you have to change and look for him and try to be the woman that that man wants?
Do you even want a man?
She does, but she's coping.
She's trying to say no.
I'm an immigrant, right?
I moved from another country to America five years ago.
First of all, I was trying to find out my papers, my work, what I'm going to do, my language.
I didn't speak English at all.
I just moved here.
I'm still barely speaking English.
He's an immigrant, too.
He's an immigrant.
But he's a man.
He's a man.
You have a wife already?
I was waiting on you.
You asked me what I was doing, like I'm 31 and I'm single, so I was busy with something else.
What?
Oh, so busy.
I just said what I was doing.
Oh, green card.
Finding her, I guess, place in America, I guess.
Yeah.
A lot of shit.
The green card.
Is that a bullshit?
Yeah.
I'm gonna start after this podcast for sure.
For sure.
To find my dream, man.
Thank you.
I'm just kidding, bro.
This is for the camera.
Thank you for your advice.
You're welcome.
She's not listening.
I'm going to go back to LA and keep doing what I'm doing.
What about you?
I don't want to sound cocky or delusional, but I don't think I can be.
If someone says, I don't want to sound something, then they're going to sound something.
I don't think I could be duplicated is the thing.
And I'm not really into competing.
I mean...
Yo, it's always the black girls, bro.
Every time, it's fucking awesome.
Sorry, you're just confirming the stereotypes.
Continue.
Dang, Mari.
They have to be a stereotype of all things.
I mean, you've said all the stereotypical things.
Sorry.
It's just fantastic, though.
Hey, queen.
You got it.
And she's Haitian.
Yes, Haitian queen.
Yes, sir.
Alright, Moe's waiting for you at the end of the show.
No, she don't like fat dudes.
See, you had your chance when you squandered it.
Yeah, Moe is a fat piece of shit, that is true.
Alright, what about you?
Yeah, I'll be a third wife.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Okay.
I ain't arguing with you.
Go right ahead.
What's that movie, The Town?
I could hear the accent.
Whatever.
I'm not retarded.
I want a man.
Okay.
What about you?
I don't think I'd be...
I don't think I would want to be number three.
I think I'm okay with one or two, but I think three is like...
Third place.
You can't take that bronze.
You know, you could have five at that.
I think passing three, you can have up to like seven.
She needs a silver at least.
I want like one or two.
I'm competing for this nigga, man.
Yeah.
I'll be a place.
All right.
Yeah.
So I actually asked my boyfriend this the other day, and he was dating someone when he met me, and...
Was she one of them girls?
I don't know what that means.
Oh, was she a Jew?
No, she was an Asian chick.
Oh, shit.
She was cute.
That nigga diverse.
I asked him, like, oh, why did you choose me?
And he said, well, you're just better in every way.
And what he meant was we aligned our timeline for marriage for kids.
I... Was having a better conversation with him, a little bit more intelligent conversation.
The other trick, all she could say was, love you long time!
Love you long time!
Every time she walked by wood, she'd just be chopping that shit.
Come on!
It's a pork table!
God damn it!
Yo, she'd be like, you want dessert?
Put your cookie?
Sorry, we had to get the racist out.
We're on YouTube, we had to get it out.
He also told me that she was really complaining, You're so cheap!
You'll sell all your money!
And this is bullshit!
Buy your adrenaline spittle!
Drip and bite!
Spid adrenaline! Spid adrenaline! Shitty chicken! Shitty chicken! Shitty walk! Shitty walk!
You all know Chinese rush up with your own pay!
Ah!
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, it's been a while since it's been a rumble.
Ah, yeah.
Haven't been able to make an Asian joke or a Jewish joke in a while.
Jackie!
One more time!
Okay.
Continue.
Okay.
I don't know how to respond to that.
I'm so uncomfortable.
Oh, you are welcome to the world!
Welcome to the podcast!
One more time!
One more time!
Yeah.
He just liked that I was appreciative, sweet, kind, girly.
Feminine.
Where's the chick from?
What country is she from?
I don't know.
I'm not going to ask that many questions about her.
She's like, fuck that bitch.
I'm in the picture now.
Yeah, I'm in the picture now.
Okay.
Alright, cool.
Fantastic.
Anyone at the table German?
Okay.
Random.
Alright.
Zerka's teenage wives are there, but no, Zerka, wait till the top Z hears about this.
Oh, shit.
You were on his stream, right?
He's back at the hotel.
He knows we're here.
Oh!
That's why you agree with us.
Fucking Zerka, man.
He's Albanian, right?
Yeah, he is Albanian.
Yeah, yeah.
I think he was sold, too.
What is it like selling with Zerka?
I want to hear from you.
Yeah, I'll be with him all the time.
It's fun.
It's fun?
Yeah.
He's a dope dude.
I gotta know.
Not for me.
For the girls here.
Is he telling the truth about his penis?
What does he say about it?
Wait, you don't know?
He said it's very small.
Yes, he's telling the truth.
I think Albanian men do have small penises.
I wouldn't know.
I just did something there.
You got it?
Wait, what'd you ask?
So only one knows.
Yeah, only one knows.
Wait, so are you guys like, because Zerka, he's crazy.
So do y'all like, talk about being in, like, do y'all tell women to be in the kitchen now and all that too?
They should be in the kitchen.
W Zerka, baby.
He's spreading the knowledge.
He is spreading the knowledge.
He's telling him to be in the kitchen.
I was wondering, what the fuck?
What's going on here?
Now it makes sense.
Now it makes sense.
Y'all hang out with Zerka.
Okay.
Shout to him, man.
Shout to the cocaine crusader.
A1 Jim goes, ladies, what is the best pickup move line that you've experienced?
Wait, hold on.
Was Zerka the body?
I can't say.
A1 Jim goes, ladies, Wait, she got no ass though.
That's how he likes it.
Ladies, what is the best pickup move slash line you've experienced when at a club slash bar that actually worked and got your attention?
That's actually a good question.
What's the best pickup line or, I guess, thing that happened that worked for you at a club or in person?
I've had a guy say the exact song lyrics, like the seconds, like 0.23 of my favorite song that I put on my Instagram story.
Which is what?
Take care by Drake.
I don't know the words to it.
I don't know the exact line.
I think it was 0.23 the lyrics were, but he sent me the lyrics of my favorite song.
I don't know.
Did y'all go on a date after that?
Oh, no.
Oh, so I guess it wasn't that effective.
It wasn't effective, but that's just what I thought.
Best makeup line for you?
Get in the kitchen, I guess?
Shut up, bitch!
Shut up, bitch!
Suck my dick!
I mean, yeah.
You got game.
Okay!
What's your favorite Zerko line?
Oh god, there's so many.
I don't know.
There's a lot.
Everything he says.
Awesome.
I love that.
I love it.
She loved the shut up bitch one day.
Yeah, that was great.
When he tells me to get out of the room.
Oh yeah, he kicks me out of the room.
I'm like, yes sir.
And then she comes to me.
Yeah.
That is amazing.
I like this.
I like this a lot.
Damn.
Alright.
What about you?
Favorite line?
What?
The favorite line that a guy's ever told you.
A favorite what?
Like, favorite line.
Like, for example, he tells you you're beautiful as beautiful as the moon.
Like, a pickup line.
Yeah, a pickup line.
Funny line.
We're invading Ukraine.
I use force.
Frutal force.
I mean...
I will break you.
Guys say pretty much the same stuff to me.
Which one works for you?
Yeah, what works?
Give me your phone number if he says something to you.
Yeah, what was the best line that made you say, I'm going to give you my number?
I will break you.
Yeah, I don't give my number to anybody.
Well, then how do you go on dates?
How do you go on dates then?
Okay, you're sexy, I like your body, I wanna take you out, blah, blah, blah.
That's the best line?
I mean, not, no.
Okay, so what's the best line then?
I don't know.
that you go on a date with them after?
That's a hard question.
Okay. - Good.
Pick of one.
I already said that.
Oh.
So, she's saying, for example...
I mean, men pretty much saying the same stuff.
I can pick up the best line, like, for...
The standard is, you look good.
I want to take you out.
And you went out on a date for them just saying that?
You just, they say, hey, I want to take you on a date and that's it?
That works?
Or your sexy body or whatever the hell?
It depends on man.
If I like him, yeah, I can go.
I don't really care what he says.
Okay.
Comrade, I want to fuck!
Comrade, turn her over!
Okay.
What about you?
I don't think, like, from a club, I wouldn't really go home with somebody from the club, so...
They don't...
Stop the cap!
No, it could be anywhere.
It could be...
Or the best pick up line.
It could be, like...
It could be at the DMV. Yeah, anywhere.
I think I said this last time, but I don't think these men have a game anymore.
I don't think guys get creative with it.
She's never heard a good pick.
I mean, when's the last time you went on a date?
He had to have said something to you that worked, clearly.
No.
I mean, girls aren't easy nowadays.
She's picky.
She's a little picky.
So, why are you trying?
What did you say?
I'm 6'1"?
Did that work?
No.
That wouldn't work either?
Damn.
You're picky, man.
Alright, best pick-up line for you.
I've never been on a date.
Oh, shit.
I really was thinking this whole time.
I was like, wow.
Let's change that.
What about the most riz?
They say something that you're like, oh, okay, that's a cute little line.
Memorable.
I don't fuck it.
I don't know.
Something like, fuck.
I kind of just like look at them and they kind of walk away.
Come on man, something!
I don't know, shit.
Can we come back?
I don't know.
Stupid!
Alright, what about you?
I wouldn't say there's one that stands out, but I think when a guy says something funny, like genuinely my sense of humor, I think that makes me more attracted and willing to go on a date with them.
Okay, give us a line.
Yeah, go ahead.
Well, I don't know.
We'll sell our children.
Yeah, sure.
I'll just give me a line I think it has to be like more personal like they have to understand my sense of humor I don't know like okay give us something that would make you laugh that you'd like I don't know I don't know I think it was vague I don't think I can think of anything specific honestly okay What did your guy say to get you?
On Hinge, it's different.
He was really corny, endearingly.
What do you say?
We're on the banks, the world, the media.
You better get with us or else you'll get cancelled.
Do you have Ms.
Baila?
He was a lawyer?
Of course.
Oh, okay.
So whatever you said was funny or was endearing.
Well, my prompt was, I bet you can't guess what doctor I'm going to be.
and then his corny line was a cardiologist because you got my heart beating so fast i guarantee you he was a janitor i said that to you he'd be like i actually used to be a janitor i had I have so much respect for sanitation workers.
Would you marry a janitor?
Come on.
No, I really wouldn't.
That's the whole point.
But to your defense though, that is pretty funny if you like the guy.
It was very sweet.
That's funny.
Come on.
Don't worry about what I'm doing.
Huh?
Don't worry about what I'm doing, motherfuckers.
Rumble exclusive.
Yeah, Rumble exclusive.
Alright, let's go back.
Where we at here?
Okay, we got AJ goes.
Ladies, what is it?
Oh, no, we got Nick.
Oh, no, we got that one.
Oh, Chris, once again.
Good afternoon, men and ladies.
I want to let you know, I started my fitness journey today.
Y'all, my goal is 165 to 170.
I went on a date with a girl on Smash, but after I get my fitness back, these 304s aren't safe.
P.S. Melissa Q. Melissa, you want to drop your Instagram?
Pass.
There's your motivation to not be a fat piece of shit so you don't get passed on by your crush.
Wait, is this a photo in his bathroom?
Come on, man!
At least he got a bathroom, man.
You're taking selfies on the bed, chicken.
Marcus Kraken goes, R.I.P. Patrice, no question for ladies.
There was an accident.
Now you can't use your lady parts.
How do you keep your man?
Oh, shit.
If you didn't have a vagina, how would you keep your boyfriend?
We'll start right here.
We'll start here with the doctor.
Use your mouth.
Fantastic.
You took your line.
I think, yeah, use your mouth, but also open it.
Be a little more open to him sleeping with other women.
What about you?
What would you do?
Be submissive or use your feet.
Cold as what feet?
You guys like feet.
What would you do?
I would use my mouth and other body parts.
What other body parts would you use besides your mouth?
Her ear?
Your feet, yeah.
Your feet?
Armpits?
Somebody said her ears?
Fresh.
Tell the fuck what you heard?
Alright, Ms.
Russell, what would you use?
No idea.
Missile That was pretty funny Chris So So wait, you wouldn't be able to keep a guy if you didn't have...
I don't think Vagina can keep a guy, though.
So I'm saying you don't even have that, so how would you keep him?
I don't know.
my hands no idea all right what about you My mouth.
My hands.
Yeah, everything.
What about you?
What she said, but I think feet was great.
Thank you.
Feet is weird.
Yachting is weird.
You were going to say something?
The anus.
Is that gone too?
Congratulations.
You guys reduce yourselves to feet, ears, buttholes, and mouths.
It's a mess.
And ears.
Disgruntled Care Bear goes, question for the panel.
What constitutes a bum to the ladies?
Is it a kind of job they have?
How much take-home money they got?
Or a combo, both for reference.
U.S. Army active duty for over nine years and have spent a third of my career overseas.
Okay, so ladies, what makes a man a bum?
Is it income?
Is it...
What was the other one?
Yeah, how much...
Is it money?
Or how much money they get?
What was the other one?
Or the kind of job they have?
Or a combo?
What makes a guy a bum?
We'll start right here with you.
I think it's a mix.
I don't think it's specifically just income.
Maybe income, the way they look, their friends, where they go.
I think a bunch of things come together to make one person.
What would you say the income would need to be for a guy to be a bum?
What's a bum to you?
A bum?
Yeah, financially.
What and below?
I don't...
anyone that has their own business wouldn't be a bum to me alright fresh relax fresh it's corny as fuck I think Chris is a bum let's go I caught it out alright alright okay what about
how much money does a guy have to make to be a bum.
For you.
Oh, anything under 80k, I would say.
Alright, okay.
What about you?
In US dollars, not rubles.
I mean, I think if man makes something at least, he's okay.
Okay, come on.
You got a standard.
Give us a standard.
What makes a guy bummed?
Come on, Russia.
I mean, less than a million a year or something.
Oh!
I don't want to sound offensive.
That's your number.
It's fine.
Best in a million a year.
But honestly, I respect man if he's doing something at least and tries to make money and grow.
Alright, so she respects the bums too.
That's great.
No, I don't respect bums.
Bums is a person who doesn't do anything.
But there's a lot of guys that make money.
They don't make a million dollars a year, but they're working hard.
Alright.
She contradicted herself, but that's fine.
Hey, she's a bum if y'all niggas make less than a million dollars, right?
What about a year?
That's 80k a month?
Roughly?
$80,000 a month?
So they gotta make $80,000 a month for you.
Not for me, for himself.
Damn.
I mean, if man making less than $20,000, I don't know what he's doing a month.
Goddamn.
Okay.
Because I can make $20,000 a month easily.
If you can, what you doing?
Okay.
What do you do to make $20,000 a month for you?
For me?
What I'm doing?
Yeah, what are you doing to make $20,000 a month?
I already said what I'm doing.
You're doing it just with the Airbnb and car rentals.
That's it.
I mean, yeah.
Stop the cap!
You're doing other stuff.
Come on, stop lying.
No, ask my friends.
DJ Detox.
Come on, Detox.
Detox, give us a loadout, Inga.
What's she doing?
Is he here?
Yeah, he's here.
She capping on something.
Is Mo here?
We gotta unmute his mic.
Or just have him.
Elmo.
Fucking fat bastard.
I did look at her Airbnb monthly income and she does do the 20 bands a month.
She ain't capping, huh?
She gotta give some to her guy though because the guy is the one getting all the profit.
I feel like she is doing something else.
Yeah!
Detox it!
Yeah!
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Man.
Your eyebrows ain't raising for a reason.
Come on.
What about you?
35k.
A 35k a year or less is a bum?
Yeah.
What about you?
I'd say generally if he's making 10k less a month.
Wait, yeah, 10k.
Okay, so 120k per year or less is a bum for you.
Not for me.
Generally.
Generally.
Okay.
Alright.
What's a bump for you then?
You particularly.
If he's making like less than $80,000 a month.
Damn.
He's a bump.
Okay.
You ballin'.
Goddamn.
What about you?
I would say like Anything under $200,000 a month, or $200,000 a year, sorry.
Under $200,000 a year.
I think, yeah.
Alright, and what about you?
I think I would say like $35,000.
$35,000?
Alright.
Real quick, what percentage of men do you think make $1 million a year for you?
In the world?
In the United States.
Maybe 5%.
Okay, what percentage of men do you think make $80,000 a month?
A month.
Because that's a million dollars a year, too.
Yeah, I would say, honestly, two or three percent.
I don't think so.
Okay.
What about, who else had a really high?
You said 200K. What percentage of men do you think makes 200K per year?
I think it's a little higher.
I would say 20%.
20%?
Damn.
All right.
So, ladies, the top 1% earner in the United States, period, makes only about $450,000 to $500,000 a year.
The top 1%?
Yeah, that's like less than 1%.
Wow.
Yeah.
And $500,000 per year is how much per month?
That's like, I think, $50,000 a month, something like that?
$41,000.
$41,000?
Yeah.
So that's the top 1% of earners in the United States.
$450,000 to $500,000 a year.
So most guys in the US are bums?
I guess by your standards.
Pretty much.
Because only 15% of the population makes $100,000 a year or more.
So, yeah.
Are y'all gonna lower your standards a little bit or no?
Better get to work.
I think I'd have to leave this country.
Okay.
And America's like one of the richest countries.
It's going to be worse.
I don't think so.
200k per year?
America is one of the richest countries, so if you don't find a guy here, you ain't gonna find him somewhere else.
Yes, like 60k a year.
People come to the United States to make money.
This is considered the land of opportunity.
I feel like people are also leaving, though.
The men, not the women.
The men, yeah.
Yeah, to find chicks that don't have 200k per year expectations.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, the men are leaving, the women aren't leaving.
Because, I mean, for a woman, if you go live in another country to find a man, it's going to hurt you socioeconomically.
Unless you go to Dubai and get your booty shaking.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
London.
Oh, London too?
Yeah.
Oh, you know that.
I know.
Uh-oh.
We're flying.
All right.
So knowing that, are you going to lower your expectations now or no?
You're going to stick to it?
200k per year?
Okay.
And then for you, 80k per month?
No.
Oh, wait.
No, 65k a year.
I was thinking like, well my parents, they make like, probably like, he's a firefighter, so he probably makes like, 45 a year?
In Boston, he's making like 100.
In Boston, the firefighter making like 100.
I think there's other factors to it too, like age and like...
But that's like 8,000 a month.
Yeah.
A month, 8,000.
Okay.
Yeah, I was just comparing to myself because I make more than $80,000 a month.
For 30 minutes a week?
What do you do for 30 minutes a week?
I'm curious right now.
Hey, what's up?
I just put a tripod on the bed and I just go on laundry and go...
Did you have a large following, like, before you started?
Or did you grow it?
Uh, I... Like, through management?
No, I just did TikTok in high school, and then eventually...
What, high school?
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Like, in TikToks.
And then I got following, and they went to my Instagram.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
Wrong sound effect.
IRS. Oh, pay taxes.
Oh, okay.
I see what you did there, Chris, but you got to preface it first, man.
Your sound effect game is trash.
I do all my taxes.
And then what about you?
Are you going to lower your standards?
Now that you know that such literally a million dollars a year, that's less than 1%.
That's like.001%.
It's okay.
Okay, so you're not lowering your standards?
No.
Okay.
Now let's say you find this man and he makes this money.
Do you think he's only going to want you?
I mean, I'm gonna ask him for sure.
Yeah, he's gonna want other women.
It's okay.
It depends, you know?
When I meet this man, I'll let you know, okay?
We're trying to say you ain't gonna meet him.
You mean he's just gonna want to fuck, man?
Alright, let's move on to the next one.
Miguel Ornelas.
He's gonna go with Russia for love for one night.
Alright, Miguel Ornelas goes 50 bucks.
Appreciate that.
Miguel, again, goes girls constantly chase bad boys and cry that the guy who they chose turns out to be a bad guy like B. Chase the good guy is stupid.
Question to the girls.
Why chase the bad dude over the good dude?
Don't.
I mean, somebody has something?
You were going to say something?
I have something.
I think a lot of girls like drama, so if it's entertaining to them, they'll chase the bad guy.
Because they argue...
I think girls want what they can't have also.
So like the more a guy is cold to you, then I feel like a girl is more attracted to you almost.
Because it's like more mysterious where if a guy is super outgoing or super nice, it almost comes off as a turnoff.
Damn.
Alright, the girls actually gave you some good answers there, man.
World Economic Forum.
Yeah, World Economic Forum.
I'm glad none of the girls here lied and said like, oh, I like nice guys.
Bro, that's cap.
Most girls don't like nice guys.
Most don't.
World Economic Forum goes, you will be happy and own nothing.
That is very true.
That's going to be soon.
Can Marta Fresh rate the girls at the end?
Oh, you want us to rate the girls?
One to ten.
Uh...
I mean, yeah, if y'all...
Ladies, y'all want us to rate you one to ten?
I mean, uh...
I can't participate.
My boyfriend asked me not to.
Got it.
Alright.
I like that.
Does he watch the show?
Um, sometimes he'll tune in.
Okay.
If I'm on a podcast.
Okay.
Oh, well, in this case.
Trey.
Alright, Trey goes, uh, if you are dating a guy for a few months, what will be a reason for you to want to just be friends with him out of the blue?
Mm-hmm.
I guess we'll turn you off, I guess, to make him like a friend.
Oh, so like if you're dating a guy.
Okay, that's actually a very particular question.
We could go around the table on that.
So if you're seeing a guy, then all of a sudden you're like, ah, let's just be friends.
What would make prompt?
What do you think a girl would do that for?
It doesn't have to be you, but why do you think women do that?
In general, yeah.
Probably because they found someone better, but I'm not speaking for myself.
No, that's fine.
No, no, no.
That's what we're asking.
What about you?
Um, maybe, yeah, I would say found someone better, like just like found them ugly or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, I have the same opinion.
He might be ugly or something wrong with him for sure.
But you got with him though, right?
You got him in the first place.
I feel like when you look at them closer, they just get up.
I usually say from the beginning, like, oh, sorry, we just friends.
No, no, but he's saying you were with him and then you put him in the friend zone after.
I have no idea.
Maybe she used him for something and then she said, oh, we're just friends, bye.
So she had an agenda from the very beginning, don't you?
Yeah, I'm talking in general.
That's good.
That's the second smartest thing you've said.
Is that what you do?
Huh?
Is that what you do?
No.
Stop the cap!
What about you?
Why would a girl date a guy and then all of a sudden friends on him?
Maybe they gave me the biggest ick and I can't see myself being intimate with them.
What is that ick?
The ick is when a guy does something like...
No, no.
What is the ick for you?
The ick?
Oh.
That would stop everything.
Yeah.
That would make you put him in the friend zone.
There's got to be a big ick.
I don't know.
Maybe over time as I get to know his personality more, he's too horny or he says dumb stuff.
Alright, so let's say he's too horny all the time and you can't satisfy.
You okay with him having other girls?
Corny.
Okay, not horny.
Men are just horny.
I think men are just horny.
Yeah, of course we are.
Fair enough.
What about you?
Generally, probably if he cries so much.
Got it.
Someone keeping it real.
That's a good one, yeah.
What about you?
I don't know.
I don't think I would...
Date a guy and then friends on him?
I don't think you should be friends with your exes.
But we're asking like why?
I don't know why.
Yeah, but like why would girls do that?
I don't know.
I really don't know why a girl would do that.
She's probably not sexually satisfied.
So, basically, she's saying they were good at the beginning and then, alright, this nigga's not meeting my standards of sexuality, I guess.
I guess.
I've seen girls concede on that, though, if the guy fulfills other things.
If they really like him.
Yeah, but he's gotta fulfill other things.
Like, you can't be a bum, ugly, and not give no...
You can't be lacking.
Just be a Jew.
Oh, Chris.
I think Chris said, just be a Jew.
All right, man, yeah.
Your anti-Semitic statements, you fucking bum.
I didn't hear what he said, actually.
Don't worry about it.
He sleeps on the bench.
Myron!
Your guy got money.
All right.
Myron, would you agree that actual definition of a pick-me is basically the equivalent of the guy who clowns his boys in front of females to try to make himself look better?
That'd be it.
I would say the male coolant or a guy that claims to be a feminist.
Or a feminist, which is hilarious because feminists are fags.
That's a whole other thing.
Fresh Balls.
I want the snow bunny next to us.
Myron can have the rest.
Shorty looks like she knows how to do the Milwaukee Nut Buster and I want it done to me.
Don't be scared, Shorty.
It's only a BBC. Make the move, Fresh.
Do you have anything you want to say back to Fresh is Nuts?
No, don't.
I don't.
Don't, please.
Yeah, thank you.
Okay.
Sarai Castellanos goes, my man's back in town.
I'm getting my knees on the ground.
Shout out to...
What the fuck?
Shout out to FNF. Celebrating almost two years.
We watch you guys consistently.
There you go.
I'm getting my knees on the ground.
Getting on your knees, bitch.
Okay, I think it means with his feet on the ground.
Don't hurt.
No, her.
Yeah, she's going to give him some head.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
All right.
That's a chick.
All right.
Okay, I thought it was a dude.
Shout out to you.
Yeah, I was like, what the fuck?
Okay, shout out to you, man.
I'm glad that the couples watch us.
Jimmy and Timmy, swing it tonight.
Timmy!
Timmy!
Freshie Chris.
Oh, call you all niggas retards.
Okay.
Oh, bad.
Oh, because I can't talk.
Timmy!
Yo, what was, Timmy!
There was one time that you said Timmy and it was like, it made no sense.
What show was that?
I can't remember, bro.
Yo, a nigga was frying him in the comments.
Timmy!
Freshie Chris, retard.
No, but to be honest with you, bro, I love self-art, man.
It's an amazing show.
This nigga Hector Simpin.
He goes, Icy looking oomph as fuck.
Damn.
Icy, you want to say anything back to him?
Yo, stop simpin', man!
Stop it!
Alright, shit and bricks.
Goes, as a father, father is a very important key for a child's life, especially for the daughter's future to protect her purity.
If it wasn't for government assistance for single mothers, there would be a lot more deadbeat mothers.
Prove me wrong.
I wish the other girl was here.
I could have asked her that question, but she left.
Russian woman is actually pretty smart.
Good job, Chris.
She's not.
Debatable.
Do you have anything you want to say back to him?
Thank you.
And then Richard Terry goes, the Russian girl, the baddest from Lays Canada.
Lays Canada?
What is it?
I don't know what that is.
I don't know.
Okay!
I guess someone from Canada likes you.
Rumble Rants.
Oh, Rumble Rants.
Alright, and then we'll get the last thoughts of the ladies.
Fresh favorite part of the show.
Rumble Myron the Goat.
We got you, bro.
Shout out to you, Angel.
Ladies, you meet an attractive, genuine, loyal guy making $60,000 per year who offers you a life of luxury, but you have to move to the Philippines with him.
Are you moving?
Yes.
Alright, so you're moving to the Philippines.
He makes $60,000 per year, but he lives like a millionaire.
Philippines, you doing it?
No.
Damn, okay.
No.
Damn.
She's like, I just left Russia.
What about you?
No.
Maybe if it was more than 60k.
What about you?
No.
That's why women don't leave.
There's no such thing as passport sisters.
There's passport bros only.
Shout out, we did have a lesbian come here.
She was kind of a passport chick, but she went for women.
Women aren't going to foreign countries, guys, to pick up dudes.
It just ain't happening.
Even if they got a luxury lifestyle in that other country.
They're still not doing it.
What was that?
If it was more money.
You could live like a millionaire.
That salary is huge.
She's like a millionaire over there.
Yeah, and if I can bring my dog.
Stupid.
Alright, so you change your mind.
Yeah, for you.
Anyone else change their mind?
No.
It depends on, like, maybe if they said Dubai, I would say yes.
I would still say no.
Dubai's like a first world country.
It's like Miami.
It's actually cleaner, safer Miami.
Alright, so she, yeah.
Nigga, let me tell y'all something, bro.
You want to go and be in a Philippines or a Mexican or whatever?
Nigga, you better meet a girl there.
Yeah.
America should go in there with you.
Might as well.
It ain't happening.
Might as well, bro.
Where we at here?
Oh, I didn't know that.
What's more of a priority, finding a husband or pursuing your career?
Career or husband?
I think career only because the husband's not guaranteed.
Okay.
Career or husband?
Husband.
Career.
Well, that's obvious.
What about you?
Career?
Okay.
Husband.
Husband.
Oh, shit.
No, this is actually so important.
Definitely husband and family.
And I say that as someone who's going to be a physician.
Are you gonna give up your medical career if you need to for your family?
Yeah, we already talked about that.
I'm going to be part-time.
I mean, I have to pay off my loans.
They're really expensive, but part-time doctor, yeah.
Okay.
I can't wait.
Three days a week.
Fair enough, man.
Fair enough.
Where we at here?
You will be happy and oh nothing.
Thank you, World Economic Forum, for the support.
Ahmed goes, show us Big Mo.
We did show him.
He takes up the whole camera.
And then we got World Economic Forum, W. George Soros.
Oh, yeah, George Soros.
One of them boys.
I can follow you Super Chat through Rumble, LOMR, and just break it down for them.
They mad delusional, clearly unserious.
Well, we went through the delusion calculator.
And that was only for a guy that makes $100,000 per year.
Can you only imagine if he makes $80,000 per month or a million dollars if she wants?
Yeah, very rare.
All right, so ladies, we're going to go ahead and get your last thoughts, questions, or disagreements on the show.
We'll start right here with Ms.
Doctor, and then work our way this way.
I thought the show was very pleasant.
Sometimes I've seen fights, ratchetness.
I'm happy that this wasn't like that.
And, yeah, overall a good experience.
Wait, wait, wait.
So, question.
Did that book help you get your current man?
Or...
No, I read it after, but I do have some recommendations.
A really good book for marriage-minded women is Getting to I Do.
I don't know the author, but that book is really good.
Okay.
Did that book help you as far as like, because I've wrote it mostly for men, but did it help you at all as far as like looking at it from the male perspective or what?
Yeah, so I kind of with my Instagram, I have a play on words, studying femininity.
But in studying femininity, you should also study what men want, what masculinity means.
So books like this really do help.
Okay.
And I think I'm going to read maybe Rolo Tomasi's.
Is that how you pronounce his name?
Yeah, yeah.
Definitely read his book, The Rational Mail.
Definitely read it.
Or get it on Audible.
On Audible, it's good.
It's kind of long.
Is he reading it to you?
No, no, no.
He uses another voice.
Okay.
So you're going to be fine.
And a question.
Did Myron sign your book?
Oh, can you please?
Yeah, sure.
I will definitely sign.
Yeah, I was like...
Just be good to your boyfriend.
That's my request.
Thank you.
Wait, Myron, I thought you were massaging me.
I am a misogynist.
Professional misogynist.
That's the only thing I ask.
What about you?
That's what it's about, man.
Helping girls get guys and guys get girls and staying together and being happy.
That's what it's about.
Please DM me for free advice.
I want to help you.
Girls DM her.
Not dudes.
Or dudes.
Oh, shit.
I want the tea.
What about you?
It was overall a great show.
I don't think...
I don't...
I don't know.
I don't really know.
I think it was good.
I just think it was a good show.
I mean, I'm here, like...
And she works with us.
Yeah, so I take a lot.
I mean, I take away a lot from every show and try to learn as much as I can from it.
Oh, I want to ask this.
Do you have, like, less...
Did you have less tolerance for girls when you were, like, being a promoter because of the show and shit?
No, I think my working with the show made my tolerance go a little higher.
Because it's not just the girls in the club that might act like that.
Fair enough.
Thank you.
What about you?
What are your final thoughts or disagreements?
I would like to say thank you for inviting me.
And also, I did learn a lot.
And I agree with your book cover.
Your women do deserve less.
You guys are amazing, by the way.
Zerka trained y'all well.
What about you?
What are your final thoughts?
I liked hearing all the different perspectives.
Are you going to lower your standards?
No.
I hold myself accountable for what I think I deserve.
Nah, nigga.
I'm a queen.
Alright.
Anything else?
Did you want to add?
I think we're all good.
Alright.
What about you, Miss Russia?
I think it was a good show and I want to say thank you to my friend DJ Detox who gave me to the show tonight because I just literally landed in Miami airport.
And I got ready for like 30 minutes and he was like, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Thank you.
Cool.
Did you learn anything from the show or no?
Hell no.
I'm not sure.
Of course not.
What about you?
It was fun.
And I like to hear what everyone has to say.
And thank you for having me.
W, Zaka.
Alright.
What about you?
I thought the show was great.
I love hearing your guys' opinions on things.
I do watch the show regularly.
Is that what kept you a virgin, goddammit?
It definitely helped a little bit.
But no.
That's not the reason.
But it...
What's the main reason?
Just haven't wanted to.
Don't let nobody shame you for it either.
Hold on to it as long as you can.
We'll talk because other girls are going to come in and be like, oh, what do you mean?
They try to get me in parties at all these places, but I don't.
Yeah, they're just hoarse.
Yeah.
I'm just being honest.
I mean, I'm not like this.
I like this.
All right.
No, but yeah, no.
I'll go outside.
I mean, I mean, I don't believe you, but if you do actually have a virginity, then hold on to it.
God damn it.
Don't let anyone try to fucking bambooz you.
We're just giving a compliment to Icy, but obviously like most women, they think they're too good for it.
See, fellas, don't simp.
LMFAO. Yeah, they can see!
You learned, man.
Don't simp, man.
Don't do it.
And by the way, the Frank Castles are all on Locals.
Yes.
I just uploaded another one as well, so go check it out.
There you go, guys.
But guys, all the girls' Instagrams are below.
Go ahead and send them a dick pic.
I'm sure they'd probably appreciate it.
And yeah, and we'll catch you guys on the next episode.
Friday, do we got...
Maybe we may not have a guest.
Yeah, we may or may not.
Also, I got a big guest coming for y'all very soon.
I don't know what he's gonna say.
All I'm gonna say is...
I ran, I ran so far away.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Snigger man.
Worst producer ever, bro.
Worst producer ever.
But you know what's funny?
Him being the worst makes him the best.
Snigger really is the worst, bro.
There's no one else like him out there.
He's not professional.
All I'm going to say is the opposite of the guy we had on earlier.
Our boy.
David Rubin.
The opposite of him.
You know what that means.
You guys are deductive problem solvers.
We'll see you guys very soon.
Friday.
Peace.
Peace.
I just ran, I ran so far away.
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