After I was just joined with a bunch of lovely ladies, man.
Got a lot to talk about.
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Chris?
And ladies, DM me the RNC Poxon to go on to the show.
Shout out to the team, by the way.
Shout out to the girls on the panel for coming on, making it happen.
And yeah, ladies, happy holidays.
Happy 304.
I don't know what to sell for, you know.
So shout out to you girls, you know.
Getting flown out.
What kind of greeting is that?
Happy Hanukkah?
Christmas?
That's why Chris is behind the scenes, guys.
Anyway.
Okay, ladies!
On the panel.
You should have never gave that nigga a mic, bro.
That's your fault!
Yeah, I know.
Mine's like, Chris, you want to be more part of team?
I'll give you a mic.
I'm like, alright, nigga.
Yeah, that was an L, but whatever.
You're fucked up now!
Okay, so ladies, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, education level, and if you want to, of course, your body count.
I want to start right here.
So name, age, what you do for a living, dating status.
Alright, so my name is Jasmine.
I'm 21 years old.
I'm currently working at a work-for-home job, but I'm trying to get into a flight attendant.
Okay.
And then dating status?
I'm talking to someone.
That's it.
Is it serious or is it like play?
I mean, if you make it serious, right?
No, it's what you want, right?
Well, yeah.
But we're just chilling right now.
We're just chilling.
Okay.
How new is it?
New.
Two months?
Three months?
A week.
Three weeks.
And then education level?
Highest education?
High school graduate.
College graduate.
And then where are you originally from?
I'm sorry?
Where are you originally from?
I was born in Hawaii, but raised in Florida.
Miami, Broward.
Fort Lauderdale.
Okay.
So, welcome.
Cool.
Thank you.
What about you?
My name is Natasha.
I'm 31.
Wait, 31?
Yes.
31.
What do you do for work?
I'm an esthetician.
Okay.
Where are you from?
Fort Lauderdale.
Okay.
Red flag.
Single relationship?
I'm engaged.
Okay.
W. Okay.
How long have you been engaged for?
A year.
Okay.
And then, let's see here.
And then highest education level completed?
Some college.
Alright, what about you?
Hi everyone.
My name is Anna.
Okay.
How old are you?
I just turned 23.
23?
Okay.
Where are you from?
From Russia, Moscow.
Okay.
How long have you been in Miami now?
About six months.
Okay.
So you just got here.
And then what do you do for work?
I work in the restaurant industry.
Okay.
And then, are you single or relationship?
Married?
Complicated?
I am single.
Okay.
You said that with a question.
I'm single.
Mother Russia.
What did you say?
You said shout out to Putin?
Okay.
And then, what's your highest education level completed?
I'm getting a degree in business administration.
Okay, so you have your bachelor's degree or you're pursuing it?
Yes, I was getting it in Russia, and then when I came here, I transferred.
So you're in college now?
You're in school now?
Okay.
You're not a spy, are you?
All right.
What about you?
My name's Farha.
I'm 23.
My occupation is I'm a TikToker and an OnlyFans creator.
I have my bachelor's degree.
And what?
English.
Okay, cool.
And then, uh, single, relationship, sugar daddy?
Single.
Alright.
And where are you originally from?
I'm from New York, but I live in Los Angeles.
Okay.
Have you heard before what you look like?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
I'm not gonna say it.
Alright.
What about you?
Um, my name is Yanni, and I'm 23, and I'm an artist slash dancer at night, I guess.
When you say dancer, do you mean as in people throwing dollar bills at you?
No.
Well, yeah, but in the club I work at, they don't do that.
They just kind of give you big bills.
I work at a white club, so they don't like to throw money, shall I say.
Oh, so they just walk up to you like, oh, you have a fantastic bottom.
I would like to give you $100 right here.
Honestly, yeah.
They don't want to be niggas.
They want to be a gentleman.
Right, right.
All right, so she's...
Stripper?
Still?
Yeah, I don't know.
Alright, a clothing remover.
There we go.
A clothing remover.
Alright.
Okay, and then where are you originally from?
I was born in Brooklyn, but I'm from Florida, Miami, but I live in Fort Lauderdale right now.
New York!
Okay.
Single relationship, streets, sugar daddy, what is it?
Streets.
Okay.
I think she's honest.
Red hair, don't care.
Yeah, red hair, don't care.
And then highest education level completed?
I graduated high school and I went to college, but I kind of dropped out, so I guess.
Okay.
Now you're in the school of hard knocks.
I'm going to go back, though.
I'm going to go back.
You're going to go back?
No, kind of.
You did.
It's fine.
I mean, we all, you know.
She said she's going to go back to college.
Stop the cap.
All right.
What about you?
My name is Kristen.
I was born and raised in Miami.
I'm 26, dating status, in a relationship of eight years.
I work at front desk office.
You look familiar for some reason.
I was here last time.
There you go.
Yeah, you don't know me.
And then how is education level completed?
High school.
I graduated.
All right.
What about you?
Welcome back.
I'm Yitalia.
Natalia.
Yeah, Thalia.
Oh, you're Thalia.
I'm Jamaican.
I don't like seeing my apes.
Do I have to?
You got to, man.
Have you?
Bless up yourself, yes.
Move forward.
Really?
You have to.
Really?
Yes.
Now, word to everything.
I have to.
Yes.
Word to your mother.
Damn.
Yes.
We collect statistics.
It is a requirement.
You must disclose your age so that we have a general idea of the women on the panel.
I'm about to turn 21 like next week.
Big Capricorn.
Why are you ashamed to say you're 21?
Oh, I get it.
Because maybe she's into like going to clubs at 20.
What you mean?
Oh, Lion.
Lion, she older?
Mo's saying you older.
Oh, shit.
Mo calling you out.
Why are you capping?
Yeah, I'm capping.
All the way.
All the way.
Yeah, I mean, you gotta tell your age, dude.
Like, that's just a part of the rules.
Oh, I'm 21.
Bro.
Yo.
I mean...
Yeah, I know, bro.
Like, come on, man.
Like, it ain't that serious, man.
So someone's at 31, 35?
Yeah.
There's two ways to go about it.
You can either just say your age or the dudes in the chat are going to stalk you and then they're going to find out your age and they're going to roast you in the chat.
I'm 22.
We can't take it serious right now.
So such a little Mike Tyson.
Fred, stop it.
No, no, no.
I can't stop it, man.
I'm confused.
I look older or younger.
Nigga, just say your age!
Didn't I say the age already?
You look younger.
Okay.
Y'all think I'm older or younger?
I'm 21!
I said that already.
Y'all was like, nah.
It's in my purse.
Get it.
Get it?
Actually, get my phone.
Exposer, man.
Let's find out the real age.
Look, my Instagram.
Y'all follow me on Instagram.
Y'all can see.
Y'all see my birthday.
Alright, chat.
In the meantime...
Nah, man.
That's not how this goes.
You're on the show.
Follow the fucking rules.
How old are you?
What do you mean?
I'm 21.
You're not 21.
Just give your age.
It's not that serious.
What do you mean?
That's my age.
I said I'm about to turn 21 in a week.
I'm trying to be patient with you here.
Yo, Mo, is it factual?
I'm confused.
Yo, we ask every girl that comes on the show, what is your age?
Didn't I say my age, so now I'm confused.
You're not 21.
I turn 21 next week.
I said I'm a Capricorn.
She did say that.
Mo, what's the age, Mo?
No, I don't know, but her face already started.
What y'all saying back there?
I'm being dead ass.
What is it, Xena?
What school?
What school she went to?
What school you went to?
I went to Bayside in Orlando.
I went to college in New York.
Yeah.
Name the college in New York.
Westchester community.
There's too much work, bro.
Did you bring your ID? Nah, but why did I do all that?
Why did I do all that?
I'm not lying like y'all ain't asked nobody else.
We had a whole battle.
No, but y'all on my dick.
Why are you on my dick?
Because you're lying.
I'm not lying.
Why would I lie?
Because you let off.
Why are you going to ask me about my age?
Because I normally never say my age online, but I said my age right after.
The five girls before you said their age, so you should know better.
Okay, but I asked...
Nigga.
Why does that matter?
I asked if I had to say it.
Just in general.
Because if you look on my Instagram, you see my birthday and shit.
But I don't post my age.
Deadass just said my age.
You single?
Nah.
Oh, gosh.
What are we doing here?
Whose mans is this, bro?
Yeah, for real.
Guys in the back, is it 21 or what?
Just give me a few because we're gonna ask some people.
She said she's 20.
That she's turning 21 next week.
Exactly.
Okay.
Alright.
If you're lying, bro, it's gonna look wild.
I don't give a fuck because I'm not lying.
Like, Alright, well, if they find out that you're lying, then we'll see.
Okay, where are you from?
Me?
I was born in Jamaica, and then I moved to Florida, and then I moved to New York in the middle of my high school years.
You said you went to Bayside, right?
So you're from Miami?
No, Bayside is in Orlando area.
I went to high school like half of my time in there.
And then I moved to New York.
And I graduated early and I went to college.
And then I moved out here last year.
Are you in college now?
No.
Okay, so your highest education level is high school?
Completed?
No.
I mean, I finished a year of college.
Oh yeah, yeah.
So high school then.
Alright, and then what do you do for it?
I do hair and I make music.
Okay.
You rap or?
Both.
Spin a bar.
You got a panel now.
Got a whole crowd here.
Like, are you dumb?
Need a reminder that I am the one.
Try to set me up.
Get sent to the sun out of trees sometimes.
Just be down and have fun.
Sorry.
I fucked with a nigga because that nigga look good.
Yeah.
When I make it out, I'll be the neighborhood.
Like, grah.
I kind of fucked up, but...
I'm just trying to find you.
Okay.
Um, and then, uh, relationship status, single boyfriend.
Oh, I got a crush right now.
I don't take niggas serious.
You don't take yourself serious.
I do take myself serious.
Okay.
All right.
I'll just put single here, I guess.
All right.
What about you?
Save us.
My name is Whitney.
I'm 25.
I turned 26 in February.
I do a few things.
I just started school to become a surgical tech.
I'm also a tax preparator and a bottle girl.
And yeah, relationship status, single, initially from Brooklyn, born and raised, and then now I'm out here.
Okay.
And you said single, right?
All right.
Cool.
All right.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
That was a lot easier.
That took forever.
All right.
Okay.
So we're going to go ahead, guys.
Today's episode, we're going to have you guys ask your questions.
All right.
So at this point, we're going to read every single chat that comes in.
But as you guys know, as the viewers go up, we have to obviously have cutoffs, et cetera.
But I'm going to read everyone that comes through.
And if the question is good, we'll go ahead and run around the table.
This is a holiday supporter special for you guys.
Yes, for you guys.
It's a holiday.
Question for the ladies.
What are three things based on your looks that is attractive to men and one about your personality?
What are three things that are based on your looks that are attractive to men?
I mean, we can pick it up further.
Yeah.
So, three things that are based on your looks that men want, I guess.
Like your three key features physically.
Doesn't that go based on the men?
That's like a vague...
I don't know.
That's a weird question.
Sorry bro, that's our question.
Let's move on.
Rahul Mahdi goes, ladies, how tall and wealthy is your father?
I'm guessing it's lower than your bare minimum criteria for a guy.
Secondly, what do you think of your dad?
Was he a catch for your mom?
Okay, I guess we'll make this simple.
How many of you had your father in your life raising hands?
Half and half.
Okay, so it looks like half of you guys had your dad.
No, actually, up high?
Majority.
Okay, cool.
And they say, Chris, highlight it real quick.
Was your dad wealthy?
We'll start here.
Well, you said your dad wasn't in your life, right?
So you don't know?
I mean, he just came into my life when I turned 18.
Is he wealthy?
Or how wealthy was he?
I don't know.
Okay, what about you?
Middle class, I would say.
I have a dad.
Okay.
Is he wealthy?
Yes.
He is?
Okay.
In Russia?
Yes.
Okay.
Is he wealthy in the United States too?
He's not here, but he supports me.
Okay.
But if he lived in the United States, would he be considered wealthy?
I would say that...
Okay.
I mean, it's not like crazy, you know, but decent.
Cool.
What about you?
I do have a dad.
He's not wealthy, but he's a very hard worker.
Okay.
You said he was half in your life, but I mean, from what you know, was he wealthy?
Yeah.
Oh, he does have money.
Yeah.
What does he do?
He's a digital designer for like a lot of big companies such as Mac and things like that.
All right.
What about you?
Is he proud of you?
I don't know.
What about you?
So when I was younger, my dad was wealthy, but now he's getting old, so he's not as wealthy as he was before.
Okay.
Middle class.
Okay.
And the same.
He was wealthy when I was younger, and now he's retired, so he's...
He's just chilling?
Do you think your dad is a catch for your mom?
Yeah, actually.
You think so?
Okay.
What about you?
Keep it real.
Do you think your dad was a catch for your mom?
I don't know.
They both was crazy and still crazy.
I don't know.
Alright, what about you?
So it's really funny because my dad and my mom were together for 11 years and then he said he would never be with her again and then they ended up living together in the same house for like Four or five years.
And then it was so weird.
Like, I didn't know if they were together or not.
So, I think she's still into him.
I don't know.
Okay.
What about you?
Do you think your dad was a catch for your mom?
Yeah, I would say so.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd say my dad's a dime.
Okay.
What about you?
Yes, for sure.
Oh, well, your dad's rich, so.
All right, what about you?
Same here.
You think your dad was a catch?
Middle class?
Okay.
Definitely.
No.
No?
Okay, someone keeping it real.
What?
Last resort.
Alright, cool.
Next question.
Ladies, name three countries.
I knew this one was coming.
Alright, we'll start right here and go our way this way.
Name three countries.
Go ahead.
You're first.
Wait, what's the question?
You can't list the U.S. and you can't repeat whatever the girl said before you.
Yes, you actually have the advantage by going first.
Name three countries.
Go ahead.
Russia, Canada, Asia.
Okay.
Fantastic.
Cool.
What about you?
Jamaica, Cuba, Mexico.
Okay.
Okay.
Russia.
No, no, she's so curious.
You can't say the same one.
Italy, Spain, Cuba.
She said Cuba.
You're gonna say a different one.
Okay.
What else could it be?
Dubai.
Dubai.
Fantastic.
I mean, that's the city.
Well, it's the city where?
Dubai is the city where?
Emirates.
Emirates?
What about you?
Name three countries.
Save.
Hungary, Kenya, Argentina.
Cool.
What about you?
Um, my mind's not taken.
I don't...
At the top of my head right now, I'm honestly not coming.
Can I skip?
Think of your vacations, where you want to go travel to with your bae.
I just don't want to say nothing and it sounds stupid.
I'd rather save myself.
No, no, but see, this is important because if you don't know where you want to go, how are they going to take you on your trips?
They want to know where to take you.
I can take myself.
No, no, they want to take you.
That's why you're here.
I want to take you.
Yeah, three countries.
Just three.
It's not that hard.
Just three.
I don't know.
Okay, that's one.
um so far for two more okay one more um okay that's already Just one more.
You got this.
The North Pole.
I don't know.
Make your dad proud.
Make your dad proud.
I'm not watching.
I thought I heard that's a first.
The North Pole.
Alright.
What about you?
I think I'm going to sound stupid too or whatever.
Bahamas.
Okay.
Haiti.
Okay.
Puerto Rico.
Okay.
Is that a country?
Yeah.
There you go.
Good job.
That's so good.
I was fucking nervous.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm trying not to laugh while saying this shit.
Wait, I fucked up.
It's not?
No, no, no.
Keep it.
Keep it player.
El Salvador.
Okay.
Colombia.
Okay.
One more Ten hours later Scotland.
Cool.
All right.
There you go.
What about you?
Denmark, Argentina, Nigeria.
Argentina was used.
Was it?
Yeah.
Egypt.
Okay.
There you go.
All right.
So shout out to the people that said Asia is a continent and the North Pole.
I don't even know what to respond to that.
And then she said Puerto Rico.
It's white country.
What?
It's why a country Yeah Oh my god What the hell is going on?
Okay.
All right.
Homosexual.
Mo keeps hamburger buns in his glove compartment.
All right.
Making fun of Mo for being fat.
Mo's going to have jelly stains on his casket pillow, okay?
Or wake up at night and tiptoe to the fridge.
Homosexual.
Yo, Nick is roasting Mo for being fat.
It's fun.
All right.
Fresh BBC. Fresh.
Where are your manners?
We have a beautiful queen next to us and you're not going to introduce me.
I'm extremely sorry Missy gets around nervous around beautiful women.
I'm sure he'll probably introduce me later tonight.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Michael Mishra, question for everyone.
What is your favorite sex position?
Alright.
I guess he wants...
Yeah, we can start...
She started with the country last time.
We can start here and then work our way.
Go ahead.
Favorite position?
Reverse cowgirl.
Okay, she's adventurous.
Okay.
I'm a child of God.
She don't answer anyway.
Wait, who told you that?
God did.
God did!
Who's up next?
Missionary.
Okay.
You're a woman of God as well.
Can I say two?
Yeah.
Put on the back of Missionary is my two favorites.
Alright.
I'm a virgin.
Oh, shit.
Stop the cow!
Wait, what'd you say?
I said, I'm a virgin.
Stop the cow!
Wait, can you say it again?
I'm deadass, yeah.
Oh, you took it in the ass?
Yeah.
Okay, what about you?
Yeah, me too.
Miss Russia, don't follow her lead.
She's corrupted.
Okay, I hope my dad is not going to see that.
He probably won't.
I like to be on top.
Okay, maybe on top.
Yeah.
Woman in charge.
I like that.
For you?
Doggy style.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm doing that.
I'm going to say two.
Missionary and back shots.
Shit, she said back shots, not dog style.
Like that.
She know the game.
Like that.
Okay.
Hold on, Smartly.
Myron, what type of music do you listen to WFNF? I like everything except for country.
Myron, just wanted to say thank you for paying off my tuition, bro.
And that's from Raul.
Wait, what?
Okay.
Ladies, enough with the chitchat.
Pop out that Mutombo mommy milkers or your family's prized goat will be sacrificed.
He's a warlord.
Okay, bro.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Hey, Mario, tell the women, tell these people I ain't no rat.
They throwing cheese at my car.
You're gonna wanna.
All right, go to.
Ladies, can you name at least two presidents besides Obama, Trump, Biden, and Washington?
No, bro.
Count the time.
No.
Chris, you never answered Bain's questions about you going to the one million party.
I don't get it.
Check Nadia.
Those trophies look good back there.
Congrats again.
And ladies, none of y'all qualify for the third wife, let alone the first one.
All right, bro.
I appreciate that, my friend.
All right, ladies, which two of these are not real countries?
Wakanda, Lichtenstein, Lativia, Lesobo.
Nah, bro.
Blackest Panther.
Nah, man.
That's funny, though.
Ladies, if your son brought home a woman with your exact past and plan on marrying her, would you approve or reject?
Well, that's a good one.
All right.
We'll start last time.
We're going to start here.
The question is, if a guy brought a girl that has your body count, would you accept that woman?
Your exact past of what you've been through.
Yes.
Okay.
Hell yes.
Okay.
Confidence.
I would.
You would.
I will double check.
You're going to double check?
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
I would, too.
It depends on what her future looks like.
Like, yeah.
Where?
She has to want to, like, want a lot more.
Yeah.
So it depends on the future for her.
But yeah, I would.
This is an L question.
All the girls are gonna say yes.
You gotta come up with something better than that.
Congrats on the show, gentlemen.
Ladies, I'm curious.
We talk a lot about high-value men, but I want to know why the average man should take you seriously for LTR. Okay, this is simple.
Ladies, what do you bring to the table in a relationship for a guy?
Well, we should ask them, do they even know what an average man is?
They probably don't even know.
That is true.
Let's go around the table real quick.
Proceed.
What do you think the average man is, height-wise and income-wise?
And we'll start right here.
How much he makes a year and how tall he is?
Yeah.
Average guy.
How much he makes a year, I would say average, about 50K. Okay.
Height-wise, maybe around 5'6", 5'7".
Okay.
All right.
So you said 50 to 60K? Yeah.
Okay.
That's average.
100k.
Okay.
How tall?
Average guy?
5'7".
Alright.
For you?
What do you think?
5'6", maybe like 30 to 40 grand.
Alright.
For you?
Between 50 and 70 and like 5'6", 5'7", something like that.
Alright.
I'd also guess like 30 to 40k and 5'9".
Alright.
It's Russia.
Well, I mean, would you even know?
I'm trying to convert, but if we speak about America, I would say the average 70 to 100K. Okay.
And the height, 5'7".
How tall are you?
5'8".
Cool.
Alright.
Alright.
Between $40,000 and $60,000.
$5,700, $5,800.
All right.
Last but not least?
$30,000, $50,000, $5,900.
Very good answers are on the table.
What say you, Myra?
No, that was actually pretty accurate.
These girls aren't as delusional as I hoped.
No, just kidding.
No, yeah, the average guy height-wise is about 5'8", 5'9", and then between 37 to 50K per year.
So now, what do you bring to the table for this man?
Well, a man that you actually want long-term.
What was the question?
So, Amanda, you want long-term.
What do you bring to the table?
Chris, go back to the question originally.
We're trying to ask you the best way.
He goes, but I want to know why the average man should take you seriously for a long-term relationship.
So he's asking, why should a regular guy, right, which we described earlier, 5'8 to 5'9, take you seriously for a long-term relationship?
Yeah.
Go ahead, shoot.
Because we're going to get this back together.
Like, we're going to do everything together.
We're going to make sure everything's handled straight.
You're going to build with him?
Why not?
Then you different.
Shit.
Alright, what about you?
What?
I totally agree.
Exactly what she said.
That's why I'm engaged now.
Are you engaged to an average man?
Yes, I am.
You are?
Okay.
But he makes it work, and we pretty much rematch each other's bag.
Okay.
We get, you know, we started a business together, and then we just continue from there.
We open multiple businesses, actually, right now.
Are you sure he's an average guy, then?
He is an average guy, because he's not making $100K yet, and over $100K. Okay.
We just started, so it's going to take some time to build that.
All right.
But, yeah, pretty much just like she said.
And how long y'all been together, like, overall besides just the engagement?
Well, I've known him since I was 18.
I'm 31 now.
And we kind of had a little on and off, but, you know...
Interesting.
No relationship is perfect.
Okay, so y'all, like, when did y'all first officially start, like, dating?
How old were you?
19.
19?
Yeah.
And then, like, did you break it off or did he break it off?
I broke it off.
You broke it off.
Alright.
And then when did you come back?
Not too long after.
The streets were cold, weren't they?
Icy.
So like three years, four years?
Yeah, well, no, not really.
I couldn't even count right now, honestly.
We've been on and off, on and off.
It's been steady now for a good minute.
Okay.
Very interesting.
So many questions.
I think I see what's going on here.
It just took us time for us to grow.
As people.
Yes.
You don't just fall in love.
You have to actually build it.
So that's what we did.
We built our bond.
Interesting.
He was my friend first.
Oh, he was your friend?
You don't say.
Yeah, he was my friend first.
And, you know, he just happens to be the man that I'm going to marry.
And I guess he built himself up to a man of standards and value over time.
Yes.
So now you want him.
We both did.
Interesting.
We built each other.
Is he your age too?
He's actually 35.
Okay.
Okay, so four years older.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
What do you bring to a relationship for an average guy?
Or should he take you seriously?
Wait.
Yeah, why should the average man take you seriously for a long-term relationship?
When it comes to a relationship, I would say the main word is being together, grow together.
Would you date an average man, though, realistically?
Yeah, I'll put him on top.
If he makes $50,000 per year, that's a lot less than your father.
It's okay.
Everything is...
You can work it out.
You can make it better when you're together, when you believe in each other.
But hold on.
You said you like to be on top.
So how are you going to put him on top?
That's messed up.
He has to be as well.
Okay.
What about you?
Why should the average man date you of all people?
I'm pretty rich.
I have d-cups.
You're funny!
You're a comedian, aren't you?
That's it?
That's how you put it on the table?
Is that not enough?
Rich?
That's it?
Yeah.
Okay.
So rich and d-cups.
All right.
Well, I definitely agree with these three ladies about the building.
I feel like a lot of women nowadays are missing the submissive trait and also, you know, loyalty.
Well, that's not a given.
So, I'm going to use those three.
Okay.
So, submissive, loyalty, and what's the...
And building.
Like, you know, just understand its support and its, you know, stuff like that.
Okay.
What about you?
Um, like...
Well, actually, hold on.
Is your man an average man?
Yeah.
Okay.
What did you bring to him?
So, you say, you know what?
You're my girl.
Like, what do you think you brought to him?
I always have his back.
With a brush or with a scrubby?
No, I'm always there for him no matter what.
What else?
I guess loyalty.
Maybe someday we're going to have a family.
Something else?
So you could be a good mother, loyalty, and you could have his back.
Always have his back.
Are you, is your guy average, would you say?
Yeah.
He falls in that range?
Yeah.
Okay.
And for you?
Also, willing to build.
But the thing is, not every average guy is going to want to build.
So I feel like that's something that you would have to keep an eye out for.
But the ability to do so, I'm willing to cook.
I'm willing to do the traditional things because I am Haitian.
So I do have But Yeah I'm always willing to better myself And always willing to better Well see if the other person is willing to better Themselves as well Would you date an average man?
It's not every average man that I would date.
Okay.
So you would, but I guess he's got to have certain things in place.
They would have to have ambition.
They would have to have goals.
They would have to see themselves in a better place.
Okay.
So he can't stay average is the point.
You could meet him average, but he can't stay average.
But he can't stay average, no.
Okay.
What about saying you're nodding your head?
Is that the same for you?
You could date an average guy, but he can't stay average?
Nah, he can't stay average.
And what about you?
It seems like you don't want your guy to stay average either.
He would have to grow, because if I feel like I'm outgrowing you, then it's a problem.
It's a big problem.
What about you?
Yeah, I feel like we have to be like, it doesn't have to be the same level, but we have to grow together, so make it better.
So he can't stay average?
Why would you stay average if you can grow?
Interesting.
What about you?
Can you stay average?
I genuinely do not care about a guy's wealth or height.
Stop the cow!
Okay.
Wait.
At all?
She did say she was rich.
I really don't care.
Like, the only things I value are intelligence and humor in a guy.
So I'd like above average in those facets, but in the other ones, I couldn't give less of a fuck.
So you would take care of a guy?
Yeah.
Stop the cow!
And you're funny?
I don't know.
I like humor.
I appreciate humor.
So I'd want my partner to have that.
Yeah, you're hilarious.
Thank you.
All right.
Fantastic.
Okay.
Would you date an average man?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, I would.
Could he stay average?
No, I cannot stay average.
You can't stay average?
No.
Damn, bro.
What's wrong?
$50,000 a year, bro.
Goddamn.
You gotta do better, man.
These girls.
All right.
Well, you're with a guy now.
You'd be okay with him staying average?
Hold on.
I gotta know what should bring to the table.
For the average man.
I can say both at the same time.
Why would he choose you, the average man?
Okay, I would stay with the average man because, like, some people, it's like, you could live however you want to live as long as, like, you could pay for your home and, like, you feel happy.
Like, that has nothing to do with me.
If you loving me right, and I'm not, like, an average girl, but, like, I'm not gonna disrespect nobody for, like, choosing an average life.
Like, that shit is cool, too.
Okay.
But why would they choose you?
That's the question.
I'm loyal.
I'm real.
Okay.
I'm very open to, like, Other people's perspectives.
And I could cook.
I'm Jamaican.
I got that.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm loving.
Yeah.
Okay.
That is a great list.
Alright, next question.
Are you okay with your guy staying average?
Would you be okay with that?
Yeah, but he's always growing, so it's not something that I care a lot about, but he makes money, but I'm not going to say he's rich or anything like that.
Okay, and then what about you?
Well, you're the one that kind of set this off.
He could be average, but he can't stay average.
Alright, interesting.
Alright, where we at here, Chris?
Congrats on the show, gentlemen.
Ladies, I'm curious.
We talk a lot about high-value men, but I want to know why the average man should take you...
Oh, no.
Chris, come on, man.
Why do you claim men can't get you off, yet you desensitize yourself with high-powered toys if it takes you 20 minutes to get off from the real thing you're desensitized?
Lay off the toys.
How many girls here at the table use toys?
Yeah?
I don't use them, but...
One.
I got my rose.
Do y'all use the toys to keep your body count at a certain level so you don't have to go out and continue to have sex with guys?
What is your reasoning for using the toys?
I mean, it's 50-50 with that, and sometimes you just don't want to be bothered with the other person.
I don't know.
It's very weird.
Alright, that's fine.
What about you?
I don't use toys.
I like the real thing.
Okay.
I don't use toys.
Well, you got a guy.
What about you?
Why do you use toys?
It's a kind of sperm-in-the-moment thing.
Like, if I'm at home and I, you know...
Why not just call a guy over that you're seeing?
Because, like she said, I don't want to deal.
I don't want to deal.
And I have attachment issues.
So I don't want to have sex with somebody that I don't want to get attached to.
Emotional damage!
So you don't want to get your body count up, which is what I said before.
Alright, what about you?
I don't think it connects to body count at all.
If you have a massage chair in your house, you're going to use it.
You're not going to pay someone to come give you a massage or call them over.
I do.
I like massages.
Like happy endings?
No.
My professionals!
She's so serious.
What about you?
No, I'm fine.
I don't need that.
I don't want it.
You don't want it?
Okay.
What about you?
You said, well, you got a guy.
Yeah, but I use my rose too, or he used it on me.
Okay.
And then what about you?
I don't use toys, but what am I my dude using it on me?
Okay.
Cool.
Question for the 304s.
Can you name three countries outside the U.S. that make it more interesting to all the brothers?
Can you name five countries from five different continents?
Let's go.
No, bro.
Let us describe your partner D minus game in three words.
What?
Oh, it's going to be partners like sex game in three words.
Like if you're dating somebody, how is sex for you with that person in three words?
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, we'll start here.
Your last partner, how was that in three words?
She was talking to someone.
Right now, three weeks.
Describe his D game.
That's confidential.
That's one.
I mean, one.
That's two more.
I'm saying that's confidential.
That's one point.
You got two more points.
I'm confused.
That's two.
One more.
I'm just say good.
Fuck it.
Good enough, I guess.
All right.
Are you?
Bomb.
Breathless.
K.O. Okay.
The Mike Tyson.
Okay.
It's like how I want it or...
No, how it is.
Or the last person you riff.
Good.
I mean, in three words?
Yeah, three words.
Miss Salves.
Well, I was satisfied.
Wow.
Impressive.
I mean, that is fair.
You satisfied Mother Russia?
Okay.
Fantastic.
Virgin.
I don't know.
Yeah.
You're not a virgin.
You're not a virgin.
Come on.
You got a polygraph test?
I don't know what you want.
Emotions.
That's what we want.
Yo, this chick's hilarious, bro.
You know, like, dry humor?
Yeah.
She's just funny by not being funny.
Yeah.
So you really are a virgin?
Audience, what do y'all think?
Do y'all believe it or no?
Stop the cat.
For some reason, I believe her.
I believe her.
Wait, how old are you?
23.
You live in Miami?
No, LA. I just moved from New York.
You said your dad wasn't your life?
You eat Cheetos?
No.
You drive a Nissan?
I don't know how to drive.
Do you drink alcohol?
Yeah.
Do you party?
Do you smoke?
No.
Do you do drugs?
No.
Yes, actually I do.
This is a tough one, bro.
You can't drive.
She's from New York, so New Yorkers don't really...
Oh, yeah.
I'm from upstate, but yeah.
Upstate, bro, not the city.
Yeah, it's acceptable to know how to drive if you're from the city, but if you're from upstate...
Wait, but you're the OnlyFans.
It's almost like taking pictures of yourself is an equivalent to putting a dick inside of you.
It's almost like you don't need one to do the other.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying the activity could lead to penetration at some point.
Wait, did you say you used toys?
Yeah, I use clit suction.
Oh!
That's penetration.
She said clit suction.
She doesn't know what that is.
Why are you a virgin?
Why are you a virgin?
I'm very picky.
Dude, this is a cat, bro.
Why don't you believe her?
Yeah, why wouldn't you guys believe her?
Why would I lie?
I'm very pro, high body count.
You know why?
I don't know why this happens, but a girl's never not fucking, bro.
And they say one thing, and I see otherwise right after.
It's just crazy to me.
I've just come to realize that a girl's never not fucking somebody.
You know what?
Maybe it's because she didn't say that.
That's not true.
That's not true.
I went along.
There's still a lot of 40-year-old virgins out there.
When's the longest y'all went without sex?
Let me give some context.
I'm bisexual.
I've hooked up with women.
Me too.
So, I love women.
According to heterosexual male, which is what you're asking me, a heterosexual male typically considers me a virgin.
So you've never had a man in your life?
I have.
I've had one boyfriend long term.
I've had oral, but I'm a virgin.
If you want all the context, I can give it to you.
I don't believe you, bro.
If I'm trying to claim purity, I would just say I've never done anything.
Somebody in chat confirm this, man.
Who can confirm this?
They got the car packs on her quick too.
The neckbeards at home are going to crack the case.
They will.
They won't crack the case, trust me.
Chat niggas know.
Okay, who else?
No, we got that one.
Okay, D-game.
For you.
I'm sorry your last partner describe his d-game in three words um um sensational okay Amazing.
You go, girl.
And a blast.
Is that why you have attachment issues?
Oh, no.
Were you attached to him?
Oh, yes.
Yeah, I guess so.
I'm going to be real.
I don't got to lie.
Nigga blast it off of your face.
Where is he at now?
Is he still around?
No.
That nigga ejaculated and evacuated.
God bless.
I'm going to let y'all have that one.
Sorry.
So, my boyfriend or my ex?
You're saying their last partner.
I just want to compare.
Oh, my boyfriend?
No, I didn't get the question.
I wasn't sure if you're talking about now.
I don't want to get in trouble with your man.
I wasn't going to say it.
Three words.
He hits all the right spots.
He knows exactly how I like it.
That's more than three words.
There you go, that's the three.
Alright, fantastic.
What about you?
Child of God.
You're a captain right now.
Hold on, by the way.
We got a whole box on you right now.
We verified our ID, by the way, guys.
Yeah, yeah.
I wasn't even lying.
Yeah, but he's so annoying, though.
Yo.
Nigga said you're still annoying, though.
Who annoying?
Your mother annoying.
Oh, shit!
Shots fired!
Hey, listen.
It's so early, okay?
So, go ahead.
Answer the question.
Shots fired.
Okay.
When you were not of God in the moment, three words to describe that.
How was it?
Um...
If that were to happen.
Okay.
It would have been great.
Two more.
Great.
Sensational.
Bruh.
Blessed.
Man, alright man.
Know your role and shut your mouth.
Alright, what about you?
Spontaneous.
Attensive.
Satisfying.
So I'm guessing somewhere on a beach, or somewhere random, and you came.
I mean, if that's what you want to assume by the payers, that's fine.
Alright, move on for me.
Ladies, it's the holiday season.
Do any of you have a need for the chocolate thunder to make the black red head?
If I was a teacher like Chris, your report card would say BBC if you want an A, except mine D. Alright, BBC's pipe management.
Fresh, what's a bigger flex?
Instagram check or a YouTube plaque?
Bro.
It's an obvious Instagram check, bro.
YouTube plaque is like for nerds that watch YouTube, bro, or other creators.
Nobody really cares.
Most people are on, like, Instagram, bro.
It's cool in the moment, but like, alright, you got me.
And you can't DM chicks on YouTube, bro.
And most of the top YouTube content creators are men, not women.
So, you know, it is what it is.
JBX. Ladies, what's the thirstiest thing a guy has ever asked or did to get with you?
That's a good question.
That's a good one.
Thank God someone asked a good question.
What's the thirstiest thing a guy's ever done to get with you, Shu?
Yes, you start with Shu.
Tell us the story.
He bought my plane ticket and cashed me 500 to make sure that I got on the plane, but I didn't get on the plane. - - - - Oh, God. - - So he thought you were coming, but you didn't.
Literally and figuratively.
Alright, what about you?
A nigga sent me 1,000 every month.
A nigga sent me a K every month for me to text him.
That's it?
Like sexually?
No, just text.
And like, be there for him.
Like, check up.
No FaceTime?
Type shit.
Mm-mm.
Damn.
Yeah.
And he sent you a thousand?
Mm-hmm.
Just to text him?
Every day.
And you took it?
Yeah!
As a child of God, you took it?
Yup!
When you sent nudes, though, don't cap.
You were sending nudes.
Nah, I wasn't.
You weren't sending no, like, racy pictures, nothing?
Child of God.
Stop the cap!
Child of God will not finesse, man.
Yeah, exactly.
You cap.
What about you?
What's the thirstiest thing a guy's ever done?
This guy kept sending me money to link up and I kept selling him out and he kept sending me the money.
So you wouldn't show up but you would just keep accepting the money?
Yeah, like I'd find an excuse and then I'd be like, next weekend.
And then he'll send it to me and then I'll...
How much was he sending you?
I have it on my cash app.
Probably like 300 to 400 dollars.
Every time?
Every weekend.
Wow.
And how many times did you do this before he finally like caught on like you weren't gonna meet him?
Like four times.
Damn.
And then the fourth time he sent me to fuck.
He sent you the what?
To go fuck myself.
Oh, he said, like, go fuck yourself?
Yeah.
Okay, after you got, like, 1,500 out of them?
With the money, stupid.
All right, what about you?
You and the club, you definitely got some stories.
I could say, like, money and stuff like that, but when it comes to somebody that...
The thirstiest thing they've done, like, the simpiest thing.
I don't know.
I had a person, like, he didn't have a car, like, he was driving a rental, and he would get, like, a driver, like, this big SUV truck for, like, our dates every time and stuff like that, just so he won't drive in his Nissans.
I think that's, I mean, because I could say money and, like, money experiences, but I feel like that was, like, just something that stood up to me.
So he got an Uber?
I mean, no, that was, it wasn't an Uber.
It was, like, his driver type thing.
Like, the iPad had my name on it with, like, roses around it and stuff.
It's Now here's the real question.
I gotta ask you.
Did you have sex with him?
No, I did not.
Oh my god.
Fucking hell, bro.
So he did all that.
How many times did he rent out his SUV with roses on it and all this other shit?
It was like four times, honestly.
I don't know if that's that mean.
And then how'd you finesse it?
Because obviously he would be like, hey, you want to come back to mine?
Or did he ever try to smash?
No, he never asked.
He never asked.
He never tried?
Well, he wanted to, but he didn't tell me to go to his crib or invite me to his crib or ask to come upstairs when I got dropped off and nothing like that.
He just was real cool.
And then what happened?
Okay, if he did ask you, would have you done it?
No.
No?
Nah.
So, what made him say...
So, he never asked.
He took you out four times.
What ended it?
Like, did you just stop responding?
I think he noticed that I wasn't finna fuck him.
So, I guess, stopped trying to do the things that he thought I would fuck him for.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, he just stopped talking to you?
Um, no.
We still text, but we just don't see each other.
Like, we don't...
He doesn't pick me up.
He still texts you to this day?
Yeah, we still text.
Damn.
That nigga's committed.
Question, though.
Why are you still talking to him if you have zero sexual interest in him?
Um, I do that sometimes.
Do you like the attention?
I get bored sometimes.
I hope you guys are taking your notes.
What about you?
I was seeing this guy and I asked for a break and after like the first day, he was like, I'll give you a thousand dollars if you end the break.
And he did send it.
I ended up sending it back, but it was just crazy.
You actually sent it back?
Yeah.
Well, PayPal took a cut.
Did you feel bad?
Yeah.
Damn.
Wait, you got feelings?
Wait, you got emotions?
I can't tell.
But yeah, it was just crazy because it's not like I was like cutting out or anything, so I don't know what his goal was, but yeah.
All right.
So the simplest thing is he wanted to end the break and paid you $1,000 and then you sent it back.
All right, what about you?
And your version.
Does it have to be about the money?
No, just the most sucker thing they've ever done.
Maybe I had to refuse my ex to get married.
I think it was the Harvard thing, if I can consider that.
So he proposed to you and you said no?
Um, it wasn't, like, actual proposal, but it was not the right time when everything was, like, fucked up, basically.
I'm sorry.
But, yeah.
I don't know what you just said.
Okay, so...
Yo, Chris.
I know you're not talking, nigga.
You're saying that your ex proposed to you.
You said no.
So that's kind of like what he did to you to be kind of like, you know, I guess, bad?
It was another good time.
Like, I don't know why that happened.
Why did he do that?
Like, he was trying, but...
So the question, right?
Because everyone was speaking about money, but like, I think it's something different.
Comrade, it is simple.
What is the simplest thing they have ever done for you that you did not like?
I didn't like.
Yes, not the man that you were with, but the man that you did not like, but he showed you attention.
Like he bought you dinner for 10 days straight.
I mean, sometimes guys are so annoying and like you, like you can see that I don't like you.
Like why you keep trying.
Yes, give us a story of that.
One of those stories.
I mean, it happens like all the time to every girl, I guess.
No, but you, only you.
What happened to you?
What they do to you?
I don't know, for example, somebody is texting every day.
I have one guy on Instagram.
I don't know if he is looking right now or not, but he always texts me under my pictures, come back to Moscow, I'll get married, or I'll give you money.
In every picture, you can see it.
Have you ever met this comrade?
He said, I know your father.
I didn't talk to you.
I am a family member or something like that.
What the hell?
And I don't know him.
I'm like, he's spying on me like every time, like under all my pictures.
Come back to Moscow.
Come back to Moscow.
Do you know the way?
Wrong accent, stupid.
Anyway.
All right.
Right.
Okay.
What about you?
What's the most simplest thing you guys ever done for you?
Your boyfriend taking you back after you left him?
No, nothing like that.
Nothing like that.
What's the most simplest thing you guys done?
Propose.
No.
Like, there was a time, not my fiancé, of course, but, you know, between our little on and off moments, there was a guy that was definitely my bitch.
Oh, shit!
I didn't have a car at the time.
He would just drive me around, drive me to work, pick me up from work, bring me lunch, sometimes get my bills.
Did he smash though?
No.
Didn't get nothing.
Hey, never smash?
Not the cap.
Never.
And I can prove it.
I got my receipts.
Wait, how would you prove it though?
I got receipts.
I don't delete anything in my phone.
Even my fiancé knows this.
What's the proof?
Does he say, yo, when are we going to fuck or something like that?
Yeah, pretty much.
Or he'll try to apply pressure and I still just curve him.
Just keep him in the friend zone.
Do you feel bad at all about what happened?
Do you even feel any type of remorse for this guy?
Like, damn, you know what?
I have some sympathy for him.
Actually, yeah, sometimes.
Well, back in the days, I used to feel bad, you know.
But not anymore, nigga.
But I'm not that person anymore.
But the old me, I was really toxic.
Well, we couldn't tell.
Yeah.
All right.
And then what about you?
What's the most simplest thing a guy's ever done for you?
So...
By Twitch.
Long story short...
Yeah, come on over to YouTube, niggas.
We're killing the Twitch stream because we're talking about simps.
So come on over.
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We're going to stay on YouTube and rumble.
Come on over, guys.
Come on over.
Go ahead.
Simpsest thing they've ever done for you.
So long story short, I was in high school.
It was Valentine's Day.
Well, a day before Valentine's Day.
I think it's Valentine's Day, but that's fine.
Same thing.
Anyway, I found out I was getting cheated on, and...
During lunch...
Was this in high school or something?
Yeah, it was in high school.
During lunch, he took the microphone, like, I don't know if anybody else could ever did this, but it was always something going on at lunch.
So he took the microphone, stood up on the bench, and literally apologized to me, like, trying to, like, beg me to come back.
I guess that was...
And then what did you say?
I didn't even acknowledge it.
Denied.
I wasn't even worried about him.
Now, here's an interesting thing I want to ask.
Do you feel bad or guilty for abusing that guy?
Yes or no?
No.
Okay, what about you?
You said you did a little bit.
I did.
I had some type of remorse.
Did you ever apologize to him?
Yes, I did.
And what did he say?
Well, he was hurt.
Okay, when did you apologize to him?
Was it years after the fact?
Like, months, like, three to six months later.
Because it was, oh, it's like maybe back in 2015.
Okay, so you just decided to apologize for seven years later?
No, I'm talking about the time frame.
Oh, back, okay.
What about you?
Do you feel sorry for the guy that simped on you?
Absolutely no.
He has to stop.
Do you feel sorry for the guy that simped on you?
Yeah, I feel bad for any guy who feels like they need to buy affection.
Okay.
What about you?
Do you feel sorry for the guy that simped on you?
Um, a little.
Did you ever apologize to him?
No, I didn't.
Fantastic.
Did you apologize to that guy for the 1,000 bucks and giving it back?
Why would I apologize for sending his money back?
Oh, yeah.
Like, hey man, sorry that you're a simp.
Okay.
What about you?
I do and I don't because...
It's one or the other.
No, because he was creepy.
So I do feel bad for him, but if he wasn't such a fucking creep...
Did you apologize to him then?
No, I blocked him.
Okay, she didn't care.
What about you?
Did you feel sorry for your simp?
I do and I don't.
Okay, so you don't.
Did you ever apologize to him?
No.
Okay.
What about you?
No, because I feel like you need to learn how to read social cues.
That's your fault, nigga.
And the reason why I asked that question It's because I'm here to tell y'all, man, that women are way more cold-blooded than men are.
Like, bro, girls will use you and not give a fuck, bro.
Like, you know what I mean?
But to be honest with you, you do it to yourself.
Yeah.
So if you let it happen, they will enable it.
You give her interest, she takes a mile.
Exactly.
So if you simp, they will not feel sorry for you guys.
So stop fucking simping.
Book coming out soon, Why Women Deserve Less.
All right, fresh.
But don't you think women are simps, too?
They are.
We're the...
Well, hold on, hold on.
Let's say out of a thousand times you do simps one time, it's a girl that's simping for a guy that literally is pretty much giving her a good D game.
That's it.
But in terms of actually simping for somebody without any type of value, you guys are not that type of people.
You don't think so?
No.
You guys do that, but you guys don't.
Nah, that's a lie.
Let's use common sense here.
Do you think there are more male simps or more female simps?
Let's start here.
Female simps.
You think there's more female simps?
Really?
Hold on.
Let's go around this.
Okay.
Do you think that there's more female simps or male simps?
Female.
Okay.
Guys.
I feel like it could be equal.
Really?
Yes.
You work in a strip club.
Do you think a male stripper makes as much as you?
Yeah.
I feel like male strippers make a lot of money.
Do they not?
Bruh.
I mean, I don't know.
I feel like I thought they made a lot of money.
I don't know.
Actually, I'm going to say I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay, what about you?
Do you think there's more male sims or female sims?
More male sims.
What about you?
Male.
Okay.
What about you?
Male.
Okay.
50-50.
You think 50-50.
Okay.
Real quick, why do you think there's more female sims?
Because, like I said, when we're really down for you, I'm not speaking in terms of people who have been hurt and then they go into situations.
No, I'm asking, when I said, are there more male sims or more female sims, which gender has more people that will give free resources to someone that doesn't give a fuck about them?
That's my question.
I really feel like it's female.
You really do think so?
Okay, what about you?
What makes you think that there's more female simps?
I feel like that based on everywhere that I've seen, it's normally the female that stays down with the man and the man doing the dirt, no cap.
Really?
Okay, what about you?
You think that too?
I agree with her, yeah.
Okay, if you guys really think, and do you still stand by that, that you think there's more female simps?
I do.
Okay.
Can a guy put his cash app on his Instagram and get money?
Hell no.
From his looks?
Okay.
Can a guy go and make OnlyFans and make $10,000 a month on fee pictures?
Depending if he's slinging or not.
Yeah.
No.
Fee pictures.
Fee pictures.
Yes.
No.
No?
Okay.
Can a guy get a girl to, you know, pay for his dinner and lunch and take care of him and not even fuck her or give her anything in return?
Yes.
Yeah.
No.
Yes.
Well, I don't know about the not fucky.
Can a majority of men do that?
No.
Okay.
But can a majority of girls finesse a majority of guys?
Yes.
So realistically speaking, you guys have just proven it for me.
Are there more male simps or more female simps?
It still could be 50-50 regardless.
Look at OnlyFans.
It's a bunch of guys simping.
Are we delusional here?
What about after they fuck?
After they fuck, it might be a whole different story.
Niggas be doing shit to fuck.
Most niggas don't get to fuck because they're virgins.
Like, okay, okay.
Men will do anything.
From your experience, it seems like girls are simps, but yo, guys, strip clubs, porn, what else?
Freaking only fans.
It's all simps.
It's harder for a guy to get a girl than a girl to get a guy.
Like, you guys do realize that, like, the reason why you're able to finesse a guy and get him to send you 500 bucks and not jump on a plane, or you saying I'm a woman of God, which is Cap, or you saying that I was able to go ahead and tell my boyfriend on the loudspeaker I don't accept your apology, is because women have the leverage all the time.
Like, guys...
Guys want to get girls.
Girls don't have to necessarily work to get guys.
So guys have to simple a lot of times to get girls.
Like, it's very simple.
Like, I don't understand how y'all don't get this.
Like, pornography.
Yo, yo, when you go to a club, do you pay for your drinks?
When you go to a section, are you paying for that section?
Are you paying for that bottle?
Are there male strip clubs like that versus female strip clubs?
Do men make as much money on pornography that women do?
No.
There's an entire economy based on simps.
Women using their sexuality to make money.
That's what I was going to say, because women are more emotion-based and men are more sexual-based.
Women are exploiting the sexuality to get what they want, but there are a lot of men exploiting emotional things to get shit out of women.
But there's a big difference.
Only a certain type of man can do that.
Any regular chick can get a guy to simp on her.
Not any guy can get a woman to simp on him.
That's the difference.
That's not necessarily true.
It's the type of woman that you're trying to get to simp for.
Listen, ladies.
This is what you guys don't understand.
Women, here's the thing.
For a man to get women to simp on him, he has to earn that.
He has to be attractive.
He has to have money.
He has to have charisma.
He has to have charm.
He has to attract the girl in the first place.
Let me finish my point.
The man has to be attractive to some degree to get the girl to simp on him to give resources and attention.
The woman, however, can just exist and get men to simp on her just for existing.
That's the difference.
If a guy gets a girl to simp on him, he's earned that.
A girl doesn't have to earn a man simping on her.
So a woman doesn't have to be attractive to get a woman?
I feel like it's the same.
Women are born with their beauty.
No.
No.
I don't know.
Women are not born with their beauty?
No.
Some.
I mean, yo.
This is my thing.
I feel like the guys...
In a sense of...
Cool.
If you really wanted a woman to simp for you, right?
Even if you're an unattractive guy.
Right?
Depending on the type of woman that you're going for, that's the type of person that's either going to simp for you or not going to simp for you.
There's a lot of average guys that want to go for above average and vice versa as well.
There are women that want to go for above average and they're average as well.
But what I'm saying is as far as like really simping for you, even if you're not attractive, even if you're not making money, if you went towards somebody that's not like the baddest, the IG baddie, whatever the case may be, that woman will simp for you.
You see what I'm saying?
No, because...
You know what's funny?
The story you just told, all of you guys were able to tell a story of a guy simping on you fairly quickly.
It's going to be very difficult if I lined up 100 dudes to be like, alright man, I need you to tell me a story of a girl simping on you.
They might be able to come one story, two stories.
An average girl can get men to simp on them, but a man has to be above average or do something really well to get a girl to simp on him.
But that's not all the time.
What do you mean that's not all the time?
I'm not even gonna lie.
I was a simp before.
I was so sad.
I was so sad.
The guy was like, yeah, he was like, he was like, yeah, so you simp on one guy, but like, yo, you might have simp on one or two guys, But how many men have sipped on you in response?
Probably hundreds, thousands.
And also, he had to perform.
I guarantee he had a very good D-game.
Or he was charismatic or something, bro.
Like, the point I'm trying to say is that girls get simped on for existing.
Men have to do something to get girls to simp on them.
They have to do something right.
Like, I don't even know how this is a contest.
Like, there's entire economies based upon men simping.
The nightclub industry, strip clubs, OnlyFans, pornography.
This is all contingent upon men simping on women.
Even weddings.
The economy, a lot of the times, dates, all this shit, it's all prefaced on men spending money on women.
Women do it too.
Women spend money on men?
Yes.
But it's lies.
But he's trying to say off of just because.
Something's happening.
If you walk up to a man, you're not going to try to spend a rack on him.
You feel what I'm saying?
Once you actually care about that man, you will be willing to.
It's always because of causing effects.
Women don't invest in men unless they get something.
Women rarely invest in men first.
Like, the guy's got to, you know, put the charm on, the charisma, etc.
Then the girl likes him, then she starts to invest.
The only way I've seen, personally, this is from my experience, I'm not saying it's all women of this stature.
I'm just saying, from my experience, what I've seen, if a girl is dating a guy and simping on him, is because either she does OnlyFans, she's a porn star, or she's an industry, and she's kind of like, do extra to make him like her because she's seen as a whole.
Yeah.
She's doing extra mile because you know what?
I'm a hoe.
He might not like that.
I'm a simple one this nigga so he knows that I care about him.
So that's the only time I've seen girls actually simple guys.
Seriously.
No.
What about your mothers?
So your mothers wasn't like sims for your dad?
I'm not dating my mom.
I mean, that's different.
How was your mom with your dad?
My mom wouldn't have given my father a chance if he wasn't attractive in the first place.
Yeah.
That's the difference.
Men have to earn affection from women.
Women don't have to earn affection from men.
I don't know how we don't understand this concept.
Like, women are in a privileged position where they don't have to do anything the guy comes up to them.
It's some men out here that thinks like females.
Like, you gotta go etching and beyond.
Did you approach your guy?
What?
Did you approach your guy?
Innocence, kind of.
No, no, no.
Tomorrow, I'm going to go on my Instagram, post my cash chat, and I hope I get a bunch of money.
Let me see if I can get some money.
I can post my cash chat and still not get money.
I'm going to show my feet tomorrow on my live stream.
Get some donations.
The thing is, is that if you post your cash app and I post my cash app, you have a way higher likelihood of getting simps to send you money versus me getting women to send me money.
Actually, I think, okay, any other guy, no, but you, you probably would get girls.
Like, girls would probably send you money.
Yeah.
Because you're like somebody, you know?
Yeah, but I had to become somebody in the first place.
But I'm saying you or him, you probably look at something.
But here's the thing, like, an average chick can go and make a cash app and get more money than us easy because she's just a girl.
That's what I'm trying to say.
So...
She has to look good.
No, I'm telling you right now.
I have a girl that looks somewhat decent.
If a guy's into her, he'll simp.
There's fat bitches on OnlyFans right now making $100,000 a month.
Facts.
What are y'all talking about?
That's a niche.
What are y'all talking about, bro?
There ain't no fat niggas making $100,000 a month on girls.
Like, girls don't pay for porn.
Girls don't pay for dudes, like, unless they like them first.
I can't believe we're even having this discussion.
Like, bro, what?
I know guys be having OnlyFans.
And us girls, we could post our feet, but y'all could post y'all muscles.
Like, literally.
It's gonna be less.
Anyway.
Are you gonna pay for a man's OnlyFans when he shows muscles?
I'm not paying for no one.
Are you going to pay for a dude's OnlyFans because you're showing muscles?
No, but someone else might.
Nobody is, bro.
Nobody is.
Like, y'all girls really be thinking you're special.
Oh, no, some other girl will.
No, she won't, bro.
Girls don't pay for plus.
Out here like that.
How many?
Out of a thousand, how many?
How many of you ladies on the panel are paying to watch a dude flexing muscles on OnlyFans?
I'm not paying to see that.
Who's to say that she probably won't pay to see that?
They're not paying bro.
Okay, nobody at this table is probably not paying, but it's probably...
Yo, look, we gotta use common sense here.
If I lined up 100 girls, 97 of them are not paying to watch No Nigga Flex on OnlyFans, bro.
Unless they're like males and cougars.
Like, and even them, they could go just go get a guy at the bar.
Girls don't have a need to pay for porn or, like, pay for male sexual attention.
That's crazy.
They don't do that.
You've paid for porn?
I've paid for porn, really.
I didn't use it, bro.
I just wanted to see.
You paid for porn?
Like, did you support one of your OnlyFans?
It wasn't an OnlyFans.
Yeah, it was a regular point.
It wasn't an OnlyFans thing.
I was just curious.
Like, browsers.
You paid for browsers?
Yeah.
I went to try...
It was like a dollar.
I just went to see the concept.
And do you still have it now?
No, I do not.
You canceled that shit.
Yes.
So, yeah, women rarely have ever paid for porn.
Men, like, 90% of the plus of the pornography payers, etc., are men, bro.
Like, Y'all really think women sit more than men?
Y'all are bugging.
I said it was equal.
I think it's equal.
We just proved how women can...
I still think so.
There's no change in my answer.
What does a sit mean to you?
Because that's going to define everything.
What does sipping mean to you?
Because sipping is totally different for what you're saying.
Sipping means many different things.
No, no, but what does it mean to you?
To me, like, if I'm sipping over somebody that's not really answering me, I'm going to sip, right?
No, but what are you doing?
Buying them everything they want.
Like, oh, I want this.
Okay, let me get that for you.
Or are you hungry?
Let me buy your food.
Like, anything.
So you're buying anything the guy wants?
If I'm sipping over him, yeah.
Okay.
Hold on, hold on.
Alright, how many guys have you simped over?
Two.
Okay.
How many men have simped over?
You?
Ooh.
Shit.
Your own experience validates what I'm saying.
You've only simped on two niggas, but probably 50, 100 plus dudes have simped on you.
So who's the bigger simp?
Men or women?
Niggas are not loyal.
They could do it.
She said Hawaii's a country, so never mind.
I don't even, bro.
Niggas are not loyal.
What you're saying doesn't make sense?
What are you talking about?
It does make sense.
That does make sense.
I said, are there more male sims or female sims?
It's 50-50.
You're trying to say it's 50-50.
Yes.
By your own personal experience, you can only name two men that you've simped on.
However, there are way more men that have simped on you.
I never said that.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say men slipped over me.
Your expression?
No, her expression alone, she was like, mmm, shit.
A lot.
I couldn't come up with an answer.
That's how many it was!
Too many, right?
No!
Ain't no niggas slipped over me before.
You may not have known about it, but they definitely were.
By the way, are you a munch?
Huh?
No, no, no.
She's a...
She's a...
Yo!
Oh my god!
Shout out to Salim.
That's great value, Salim.
That's crazy.
Great value, Salim.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think...
There's no...
This is pointless, bro.
Yeah, it's pointless, bro.
Like, she don't even see the math here, how it's wrong.
Do you still think that women sit more?
I... Okay, look.
So, from what you were saying, I understand what you're saying now.
I would probably say that men simp more, but women simp longer.
Oh, give a fuck.
I'm not changing my name.
Women simp what?
Longer.
You're just wrong, bro, and you don't want to admit it.
That's fine.
That would be wrong.
That's okay.
That's fine.
So, y'all take being...
Because women are more romantic.
So, like, we're more...
No, men are actually the real romantics.
No!
So, let's play a game, right?
Let's say women sip longer.
I differ because if you think about it, they literally be with a guy that's broke or, like, not giving any value.
And they say, you know what?
Damn.
What time is it?
It's been six months, five months, I'm out.
And then they leave.
A guy was sent through marriage, through, like, years of, like, look, for example, the guy's been texting her, like, how long has he been texting you?
The guy from Russia.
For months, right?
He's crazy.
You guys have a time clock.
He's meant to be ill.
At some point, you stopped simping.
So, like, we spent way longer, if anything.
And then you said women are the real romantics.
That's cap.
Men are the real romantics.
Let me ask you.
Let me ask y'all.
Let me ask y'all this.
So would y'all stay in a relationship?
Like, if your girl cheating on you, right?
And y'all cheating on each other back and forth, you staying in that relationship?
Of course not.
Of course not.
Okay, so you're not a simp.
And nor are you.
You're asking us, but we are anti-simp.
But like, a lot of guys would stay in that relationship.
Yeah.
Generally speaking, yeah.
A lot of guys would sit there and accept women cheating on them.
Because they're going to cheat.
They're going to do what they want to do.
Men are very prideful.
I don't think y'all going to stay.
And like y'all act like just saying bless you to somebody that sneezed on the street.
Y'all feelings are hurt.
Like I don't think y'all would stay.
Knowing like especially if you put a man in a woman's perspective and they go through a text message or whatever the case may be.
That man is not staying.
They will continuously think of that same text message.
Every argument that you have, they're bringing it up.
And I'm not saying that women don't bring it up too, but we're more susceptible to like bury how we feel about it just for the sake of, oh, I remember when it was good and he is trying or let me try to...
Because men cheating is not the same as women cheating.
If y'all cheat, that's unacceptable.
What's the difference?
Cheating is cheating.
Are men and women the same?
No, but cheating is cheating.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Are men and women the same?
Innocence.
Kind of.
You said no earlier.
You said no earlier.
I had to think about it.
Are men and women equal?
No.
Okay.
Do we look at sex and relationships differently or the same?
Different.
Okay, so wouldn't it be fair to say that infidelity is different between the genders too?
Okay, so it's not the same at all.
Because if you cheat, you're a whore.
If I cheat, I'm a more attractive guy.
What?
Here's the thing, man.
It's very, very simple to understand this.
It is hard for men to get sex.
It is easy for women to get sex.
So therefore, what is easy is not respected.
I'm tripping?
Yes, you are.
I love it.
Because, I mean, you can't even understand common logic that men simp on women more than women simp on men.
But I think it's 50-50 and I'm sticking to that answer.
You're incorrect.
That's fine.
So you would rather be incorrect.
That is how stuck in your...
She thinks Hawaii is a country.
You think Hawaii is a country.
Everybody has different opinions.
That is not an opinion.
That is a fact.
Hawaii is not a country.
I'm not talking about Hawaii.
I'm talking about men being simps.
But you are incorrect because I literally have proven that there are entire economies and infrastructures created upon men being simps, but there are not entire economies and infrastructures on women being simps.
No man's going to want to be with a woman that sleeps with everyone.
You can only name two men that you've simped for, yet there are more men that have simped on you.
Alright, bro.
You got it, bro.
You just gotta take the L sometimes and be like, damn, I'm wrong.
I sound dumb right now.
Let me change my answer.
I don't think I sound dumb, but you got it, bro.
You got it.
No, you do sound dumb.
Next topic.
You do sound dumb.
Next topic.
You know what I mean?
You do sound dumb.
That's fine.
I agree with her.
Statistically.
Who agrees with her?
I do.
I actually think men are worth Y'all niggas, y'all cheat most of the time.
Let me ask you a question.
Have you ever paid a dude a thousand dollars to just text you?
Nah, but he's mentally ill.
Y'all just taking L's after L's after L's, bro.
No, you've been taking L's all night, bro.
That's fine.
You said Hawaii's a country.
That's fine.
You keep running back to that.
Say something else.
Okay, you also said, what did she say?
Asia's a country as well?
Asia.
Yeah, that's another L. And then you said that men are less than women.
That's hilarious.
I never said that.
I said it's 50-50.
Well, no, you did say 50-50.
Okay, that is true.
Still an L, because it's not even close to 50-50.
I mean, like, again, you can look at economics.
Do you have documents proving that men are more sex than females?
Do you have documents on it, though, like...
The studies online, I mean, they are there, but it's just like...
Hold on, hold on, no.
The pornography industry, the nightlife industry, these are billion dollar industries predicated on male sexuality trying to simping on women.
Like, what are you talking about?
Okay.
Guys spend more money on women than women do on men.
Thank you.
That's what he's trying to say.
But women stay down more than men.
That is indisputable.
That is a fact.
That is not an opinion.
I mean, I hate to say this.
Look at TikTok.
How many guys out there are complaining about being simps versus girls?
Night and day.
I feel like the girls complain more, especially on TikTok.
Complain about what?
About how men treat them.
Yeah, but not getting finessed though.
But who picks the men though?
And they stay with them at the end of the day.
Who picks the men though?
Another L. Yo, y'all are terrible debaters, bro.
Holy, no logic.
Wait, I have something to say.
So I think 100% there's more male simps than female simps.
Like, that's not a question.
But if men aren't in a position in which they have to ever make the choice to accept or deny that payment, because like you're saying, women aren't shelling out bans to see men flex, then how are you in a position to declare the moral status of women How are you in a position to call women hoes for doing OnlyFans or prostitution?
Like, how can you say women are privileged because they get these opportunities, but then judge them for acting on that privilege?
Well, privilege is invisible to those that have it and no one respects anything that is easy.
So if a girl decides to monetize her sexuality and put herself in a certain light, well, there comes with consequences typically.
And when you objectify yourself as a woman, men in return objectify you.
That's how the world works.
But then when it is easy for a man to sleep with many women, if he is an alpha man, but let's say he's Justin Bieber and he sleeps with many women, that's easy for him.
Then why not devalue him for that?
Let's go back though.
What did Justin Bieber have to do to become Justin Bieber?
Exactly.
It wasn't easy.
Famers in Canada, struggle, auditions.
But he didn't have to utilize game or charisma.
But he had to become a Grammy award-winning, nationally known singer that is toured the world, international superstar.
The process doesn't matter.
The process does matter.
You're going to have to compare like an average guy.
He didn't do that to get girls.
He did that because he's naturally talented.
It's a byproduct.
I'm saying he has access to many girls.
It doesn't matter if a woman had to undergo a ton of surgeries in order to access a pool of simps.
Or if Justin Bieber had to utilize his talent to access a pool of women who he could easily fuck.
The point is, they both have easy access.
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
One is an internationally renowned superstar that has made hit upon hit upon hit.
Another one is an average girl that was born with her beauty.
Justin Bieber had to become Justin Bieber.
That woman just is who she is.
Facts.
Like, men have to become somebody to get girls.
Women don't have to become anything to get men.
There's fine ass guys who don't have to be anything that are just fine that get girls.
Yeah, but like, you said he had to be fine.
Exactly.
If you're a man and you're broke, most likely your woman isn't going to respect you.
If you're a man with money, most likely she's going to do as she's told because she wants to keep the guy who brings the bacon, takes care of her.
Ladies, it's very simple.
Since the beginning of time, the most attractive men that had hot status got all the girls.
Why?
Because it is not easy to get women, but it is easy for women to get men.
Like, to be a man that's attractive, it takes work.
You gotta get in the gym.
You gotta have charisma.
You gotta have charm.
You gotta dress well.
You gotta have a good job.
You gotta make money.
All these things take skill.
Women don't necessarily have to have skill to get men, but men must have skill to get women.
It's very simple.
I understand that.
So what are we arguing here?
Yeah, I still don't get it.
Does that answer?
I mean, I... You're missing my point.
My point is right now he's in a position where he doesn't need to put in work.
He's in a position where he doesn't need to put in work.
You're absolutely right.
You know why he doesn't have to put in work?
Because he put in work already to become who he is.
I'm not saying that it was just as easy for him to reach that point as it is for a woman to reach that point.
My point is he's at the point and now he can sleep with as many women as he wants.
But he has to work for that.
Yeah.
What does that have to do with it?
Because he's Justin Bieber, not because he's a regular guy.
Just because he wanted to do that.
She's trying to say that he didn't become Justin Bieber just to get girls.
He did that off of the strength of who he is, the talent that he has, etc.
Yes, that's the difference between men because men must become something before they can get women.
That's the difference.
Men have to create a change in the world and create value to others.
That's how they get status.
You get status.
Women are a byproduct.
Women, however, don't have to have any status, no success, and can get a man that does have status.
That is why men that can get women are respected and women that have a lot of dudes are not.
We don't play by the same set of rules.
It's very difficult for a man to be attractive.
Most guys are invisible to women.
But no women is invisible to any guy.
If you're halfway attractive, you're going to get attention.
Just decent.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
We're not the same whatsoever.
This is why guys that fuck a lot of girls are respected.
They ain't respected in my book.
So your guy's a loser?
He doesn't fuck girls?
What?
The guy that you're with right now.
He's a loser.
He don't get girls three weeks.
I'm not with him, but he's not a loser.
I think you're just too mad about what he had said earlier.
Okay, what did you say before?
You said that men that have sex with multiple females are respected.
Yeah.
I said they don't get respected in my book.
But they get respected in everyone else's book.
Yeah, but I'm just saying in my opinion, they don't get respected in my book.
But at the end of the day, do you want a man that's not experienced?
That's not what I'm saying, but I don't want a man that's been all out there either.
So then what are you saying?
I'm saying I don't want a man that's been all out there either.
So let's say you found out that the guy that you're with fucked 100 girls.
Did you break up with him?
Yeah.
What?
Really?
That's nasty.
You know how many men lost count?
Yeah.
How would you actually know his body count?
Exactly.
Women lie about their body count every day, too.
That's true.
Men as well.
Yeah.
That's true.
So you really never know.
I'm telling you, every man I know lost count.
The point is that a woman, I mean, except for her, I guess, but most girls are not going to disqualify a guy that they like off of their body count.
But a man will absolutely disqualify a girl he likes off of her body count.
Pretty much.
Because it takes work for a guy to get a high body count.
It doesn't take work for a woman to get a high body count.
If we know you're a hoe, we'll smash it, but we won't take you serious.
And also as well, think about high school.
The high school hoe, everyone knew who she was.
Nobody took her serious.
It's like, if we know, it's a wrap for you guys.
Yeah, she can't.
If you find out your guy had sex with 100 girls, bro.
Most women don't want an inexperienced man anyway.
Facts.
Gotta have experience.
All right, trippy goes.
Mine are fresh.
Appreciate for all the advices you guys have given me by becoming a better person.
I'm about to be a business operator making 100k a year and got all these 304s all over me.
And my ex says, let me get a Don DeMarco.
Don DeMarco?
Yeah, Chris, you got it.
What we'll think.
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Okay, bro.
Wait, which one am I? Oh, you're the Ghost Chick 5, because he looks all white.
Oh, shit.
I'm Megan the Male Horse?
You're Transformer Buttercup.
You're Megan the Male Horse.
Chris, from this point forward, we're going to go 50 and up.
Yeah.
Because we got 11,000 plus watching.
So guys, we're going to go ahead and read 50 and up from this point forward.
I'll read the ones that came up before though.
Ryan Lowe.
Okay.
Shout out.
You want me to read those other ones, Chris?
No.
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Good job.
Shout out to you, Fresh and Fit, especially, Myron.
The patience deal with trying to explain these facts through 304s is damn near godly.
I couldn't have the patience you and Fresh have preaching your facts to the podcast.
It's a voice men needed.
Well, guys, the point of the podcast is to let y'all know that women don't really give a fuck what y'all think.
Let's discuss the topic.
Yeah, just level up, bro.
Let's discuss the topic from the previous show.
Question for the ladies.
Do you think it's okay to dress anyway when you're married or in a serious relationship?
This is a good question, Mason Jack.
We'll start...
Who did we start with last time?
The thing here.
Okay, so we'll start here.
Do you think it's appropriate for you to dress however you like when you're committed in a relationship with a man?
No.
Why not?
It's your body, your choice, right?
Because at the end of the day, when I became a union with my husband, I'm now a representation of him.
What about boyfriend?
I mean...
It depends on who he is, I guess.
He's your boyfriend, though.
I mean, there's a thing, because...
He says, sweetheart, I know you're going out with your friends, but I don't want you to wear that.
What you doing?
That, I feel like depending on how we have that conversation, okay.
So that's a no.
Also, no, it's 50-50 because you have to also understand I'm also a bottle girl.
So like just that by itself is like a thing within itself.
I'm not going to stop my bag for my boyfriend.
I will stop my bag for my husband, but I'm not stopping my boyfriend.
What about your boss?
Your boss says don't wear that.
What about my boss?
You said, don't worry at work.
Wait, my bottle girl?
Yeah, your bottle girl boss.
You said, you know what?
Let's change it up here.
Dress more modestly.
I mean, it's a uniform, so I dress.
It is what it is.
I have to be more modest.
So your boss is telling you what to do, but not your man.
Because he's controlling my paycheck.
I just said, I'm not stopping my bag for my boyfriend.
Oh, sorry.
So he loads some money, not your man.
I mean...
But want to be fair to say that if you want to get married and you want to be elevated to that position, that you probably have to play the part so that you get elevated to wife.
So wouldn't it be fair to say that you need to do wife and material things so that you can get wifed up in the first place?
Depending on who my boyfriend is.
Interesting.
Alright.
Okay.
I don't know what y'all doing back over there.
Okay.
What about you?
Do you think a girl can dress however she wants?
I think you should always look presentable.
Presentable in what way?
You look presentable like you wash your face.
Did you get the question?
Yeah, I got the question.
You should just look nice.
You should always be presentable.
You could go outside looking like how you look inside the crib.
Okay, so your man says to you, look, I know you're going out with your friends, but I'm going to be honest with you.
I hate to see you like that.
I think he's going to be a lot of attention.
I'm not cool with it.
He should change.
What are you doing?
I might change.
No, no.
Might or will you?
She ain't gonna change.
She annoying.
Depending on the tone.
Depending on the tone, I most likely will.
If he's like, yo, like, how you said, kinda like, I don't really like how you're wearing that, you know, nigga's probably gonna look at you type shit.
Can you just please wear something else?
I didn't say please though, but yeah.
Yeah, but type shit.
Okay.
So you would change?
Mm-hmm.
Depending on how he says it.
Mm-hmm.
What if he's like, take that whole ass shit off?
I mean, like, I like, I talk to people like that sometimes, so I probably will still take it off.
Alright, so you think, so it isn't okay, in your opinion, you don't think it's okay to dress in your way?
When you have a guy.
Seriously.
Yeah.
It's not okay.
It's not okay.
Okay.
What are your thoughts?
I agree with her.
I don't think that you should dress however, like, in front of your boyfriend and stuff.
You should, like, respect him.
Especially if, like, he's with his homeboys, around family, you know?
Okay.
What about you?
I agree.
Same thing.
I think you should, yeah.
Okay.
I think you should wear whatever you want, because it's all relative.
Like, there are hijabi women who will look at our definition of modest garb and consider us whorish.
And likewise, I've heard men say that they consider their girlfriend even wearing makeup in a relationship to be them seeking attention from other men.
And I feel like if you just use the male gaze as guidance, you're just being controlled.
Haram!
So, okay, so you think they should be able to dress however they want?
Yeah I mean obviously if I was dating a guy and he said this makes me feel a bit insecure then I would like be amenable to that discussion but I don't as a blanket rule think that like what I wear is a reflection of my loyalty to him.
But wouldn't it be fair to say that people judge a book by its cover in today's society?
Yes and like I said some people judge that in a very dumb way and in a way that's a projection of their own insecurity same way a guy would look at like I said a girl wearing makeup Well, if a homeless person, right, or let's say someone dresses like a homeless person and they look dirty and dingy and they come up to you and say hello, would you talk to them?
Yeah.
Are you asking talk to them like in a romantic sense?
No, but like if they came up to you and they were like, give me some money and wanted to have a conversation with you or whatever, would you talk to them?
If someone shouted at me, give me money?
No.
Here's the thing.
I know you're trying to be funny about it, but the reality is that human beings, we judge a book by its cover.
That's just the way the world works.
If you present yourself a certain way, people are going to perceive you that way.
No one goes ahead and like, oh yeah, let me get to know you.
I know you're dressed like a slob, but let me make sure that there's something beyond that.
That's not how the world works.
Now I'd argue, women judge men by a book by its cover even more so.
If a guy's not tall enough, you reject them.
If your shoes don't match, you reject them.
So I look at it like a girl at least...
She's in control of what she wears.
So if you dress a certain way, if you dress provocatively, a lot of guys are just not going to respect you.
And the problem with that is when you have a man at home, not only do you look bad, but you make yourself and your man look bad.
So when a girl dresses provocatively, by extension, she makes her man look like a simp.
Like she's seeking attention or something.
My thing is, when I look at a woman and I see how she behaves, that's a mere reflection of her man.
If she dresses like a hoe, I know her guy doesn't have anything in control.
I just find it funny when women wear these dresses or these, like, I want to say...
Revealing?
Revealing outfits.
And then they get mad when guys catcall them or hit them up.
And it's like, you're wearing it to attract them.
Not by default, but it's going to happen just because you're wearing it.
And as a result, it's like, why are you getting mad?
I don't get mad.
Like you're saying they're still going to look.
It's like, you wear the outfit, you get mad at the response about it.
So it's like, I don't know.
Who gets mad?
Girls.
I don't get mad.
He's saying in general.
When a guy's eye fucking you, you're like, what the fuck is he looking at?
I'm from Brooklyn.
So you think it's okay to dress however you want, even in a committed relationship?
No.
I'm asking.
Yes.
Okay.
Would you be...
So if your guy told you to change, you would not change?
Obviously, in a relationship, you compromise and you do things for the other person's insecurity, but that doesn't mean that I think it reflects on my value.
Insecurity?
So if that made my boyfriend insecure and I value the way he feels, then maybe I would change, but it's not because I think I have less value dressed in a certain way in a relationship.
Do you think it's really insecurity or more about him trying to make sure that you...
Present yourself in a way where people respect you and don't look at you as an object.
Well, like I said, what do you think of the example of makeup?
If my boyfriend were to say, stop wearing makeup, why are you wearing makeup if you have a boyfriend unless you're trying to attract other men?
Do you think that's insecurity or valid?
I mean, that does not equate nearly to the same level as dressing provocatively, showing your tits and having your body out.
It's like wearing makeup.
It doesn't even feel close.
Like I said, it's relative.
And in certain cultures, they would consider even wearing a tight turtleneck provocative.
Yeah, but we're speaking in general Western culture.
We're not talking about a restrictive Islamic society or something like that.
We're talking about a general Western culture, right?
Common sense.
If you're showing your ass, your titties, etc., you're over-sexualizing yourself.
Enhancing your beauty is one thing, but sexualizing yourself is a completely different thing, let's be honest here.
I've seen a video where a girl walks down the street of Manhattan for 12 hours wearing a white v-neck tank top tucked into jeans and people say she's asking to be catcalled.
Would you consider that a provocative outfit?
You know what?
I love that you use that example.
You triggered my trap card!
Because they did that with a woman that was dressed in a hijab and they did that with a woman that was dressed provocatively.
Even though the woman in the hijab did get catcalled as well, it mitigated the catcall significantly.
Yeah.
So, are men going to be pervs and catcall you no matter what?
Yeah, to a degree.
But you can absolutely mitigate the risk by dressing modestly.
Right, but you were saying we should use Western norms as the default and the white t-shirt and jeans as the default, not the hijab.
And now you're advocating for the hijab.
I'm not advocating for the hijab.
I'm saying if you take, we're taking two extremes here.
And I'm saying when you dress extremely modestly, it reduced the amount of catcalls significantly.
Obviously, it doesn't have to go to that level, but it just goes to show the difference that, yes, men are going to catcall you no matter what, but how you dress and how you put yourself out to the world does increase or decrease how you are received by the world.
So that standard outfit, white t-shirt, jeans, she just happens to have curves.
Is that provocative?
Here's the thing.
Should she dress like that if she has a boyfriend?
That adds even more credence to what we're saying because even if you dress regularly, guys are going to catcall you, so wouldn't it behoove you to think, damn, if I dress provocatively for real, then that's going to be even worse.
If the standard quo gets you that type of sexual attention, it's only going to get worse if you dress with your tits out and in a short dress.
So if that girl's boyfriend...
Men aren't gonna change is the problem.
That's what I'm trying to explain here.
Men aren't gonna change.
You can't operate on what should or what could.
Like, it shouldn't be that way.
But what is, is men aren't going to objectify you.
So how do you respond to reality?
Right, and that default outfit...
If her boyfriend said, don't dress like that, would you consider that operating out of insecurity?
No, that's operating out of reality.
But that's a normal, western, semi-modest outfit.
Was she thick?
Yeah.
She had a big boy, right?
Yeah.
So I'm saying, are you basing also the level of promiscuity based on, like, her figure?
We're not talking about promiscuity.
We're talking about you gotta dress in a certain way that conveys a certain image.
So what do you think is modest clothing that A girlfriend should wear.
I mean, that's not really what we think.
It depends how it looks.
Generally speaking, now that video, I get it.
It's a good example, but it's kind of staged, just so you know.
Also as well, regarding this whole topic here, look, if you want change for your man because you think it's insecure of him for thinking that, I get that.
But let's be real here.
If you're with somebody, you should care what they think.
Minimally, at least.
That's your partner, you know?
Yep.
Except when girls then say to their boyfriends, I don't want you to watch porn, I don't want you to check out other girls, then it's assumed we're operating out of insecurity.
But if men do it, then we're supposed to take, put all their feelings on a pedestal.
Hold on.
Are you providing an alternative for him?
Like, hey, you know what?
Here's my friend Susie!
Come along!
That makes no sense.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay, what about you?
If it doesn't make comfortable for my man, I would probably agree.
I mean, I would agree.
And maybe he's right.
So I would change.
W for Russian, man.
Shout to y'all.
What about you?
All I know is whatever my man say goes.
There you go.
W black girls.
I don't know.
You ain't changing.
She's not changing.
I mean, here's the thing.
I love when girls say, like, yo, I'm not going to change whatever.
Cool.
Then you're going to probably be stuck with a simp.
Because the guy that's dominant is going to look at you and be like, ha, you're single.
Just believe, bro.
They're going to be like, what the fuck?
Because, yo...
What ladies don't understand is that when you dress a certain way and you put yourself out in a certain way and you say, oh, I'm not listening to you, whatever, that tells me effectively you can't handle instruction.
If you can't handle instruction, you can't obey me, you don't deserve to get me as a man.
Period.
I'm the leader.
I'm not supposed to have...
If I'm responsible for your safety, if I'm responsible for taking care of you, I'm the leader in the relationship and you don't listen to me.
Fuck you.
You're single.
Go back to the streets.
And I think more guys need to have stern boundaries with women because when girls dress a certain way, they put you in a compromising situation.
It's disrespectful to you as a man if you're going to dress a certain way.
And on top of that, not respect my authority.
So I'm responsible for you, but I don't have authority over you?
That's slavery.
I'm not going to take you seriously.
And I think once women understand, oh, damn, guys are not going to commit to me unless I listen to them.
It is what it is.
And I want to say that it's insecure.
That's typical female shaming language.
I think it's him being very secure and understanding how the world really works.
You know what I mean?
Because men are going to look at you and objectify you.
And it's one thing if you dress provocatively with me there, but if you do it when I'm not there, well, I'm not there to do anything to protect you or to keep you out of harm's way.
And I know guys are perverts.
I know how the world really works because men have to understand how the world works to be successful.
Women don't.
Girls get to be delusional and be dumb and not know three countries and shit like that and still make it through life.
Guys can't.
Competence is extremely important for men.
I'm keeping it a thousand.
If you're a woman and you're stupid, you can get a guy to take care of you.
If you're a man and you're stupid, ain't nobody coming to save you.
That's facts.
Would you not argue that some men would probably prefer for their women to be a little bit less intelligent?
Yes.
It's not even about intelligent.
It's about being coachable.
At least saying, you know what?
If I'm your leader, I'm leading you in the right direction.
So if you can't listen to me, what's the point?
And also as well, let's say you choose a guy to be your long-term partner, husband, boyfriend.
If you can listen to your boss, why can't you listen to him?
Well, for me, in my case, not to cut you off.
I mean, in general, but okay.
But for me, in my case, the reason why I said it depends is because we're still getting to know one another, right?
So, like, you can genuinely have some form of, like, issue with control, or you can genuinely have some form of issue with, like, overtly asserting your dominance when it's not needed within our relationship.
And so from then, like, depending on how they act, depending on what the situation is, will dictate, like, what I do.
But, like, if it's a perfect, perfect world, he's treating me right, everything is right, I'm gonna change.
Let's be honest, men don't ask for much.
And the small things that they don't ask for is because they actually care about you.
If they didn't care, they'd be like, wear whatever you want, girl.
I don't care.
But that's, yeah, like, that's what I'm saying.
That's the right, like, type of energy within that person.
Like, there are some people who genuinely will ask you, hey, you're gonna have to get a job, you're gonna have to come home clean, take care of the kids, and you're gonna have to change.
You can't wear this, you can't go here, you can't do this, you can't do that.
Like, there's some men that will, like, they do overtly too much within that relationship.
And like, like I said, the relationship phase is for us to get to know one another to see if we're compatible.
That can happen, but the question was just closed for this point.
Go ahead.
All right.
I mean, I think guys do have to be overtly dominant with girls nowadays because women in the United States in general think that they know it all and they think that they're right and they think that being super open sexually and doing whatever the hell they want to do and dress whatever the hell they want to do and fuck male authority.
I think guys have to be overly dominant in the United States to combat a lot of women that are indoctrinated by feminism.
It depends on who you deal with.
That's all I gotta say.
No woman wants a weak man that's gonna sit there and be like, okay, babe, you do what you want.
Women need boundaries.
Men need to be leaders, and a big part of being a leader is being able to establish boundaries and fall through on those boundaries.
This is how it is.
If you don't like it, Get the fuck out of here.
You're not going to get a relationship.
You're going to get kicked to the curb and used for sex only.
But the problem is that girls want to be able to act like hoes, behave like hoes, dress like hoes, and then not be treated like a hoe.
And my argument is like, no, that's not how it goes.
If you want to be in a relationship with a guy, that comes with some degree of responsibility from the female perspective.
You cannot continue to behave like you're single when you're in a relationship with a guy that's worth a damn.
Because everything you do outside, when you're with that man, can impact that guy's reputation.
Look at Will Smith, for example.
His girl act like a hoe.
He's dealing with the consequences now.
Yeah.
No one remembers Ali or Men in Black.
They remember him at the red tabletop with fucking red eyes with his girl talking about, I fucked some dude that's 20 years my younger.
Career suicide.
Ridiculous.
A female promiscuity can fuck up a man's legacy.
That's why guys have such issues with girls being hoes in their relationship.
We're just saying how men think, right?
And it's because if you have a man that's good to you, taking care of you, and you don't have stuff like that, he might actually leave you.
So we're just trying to close the gap.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
I understand that.
Close the gap.
That wasn't the argument.
She had a question after.
I forgot.
Never mind.
Don't even worry about it.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Like, if you had something, go ahead.
I forgot.
I honestly forgot.
When he cut me off, I forgot.
I cut you off?
Yeah.
I forgot how you were here, my bad.
Well, she was talking first.
That's why she had something, and then we're...
If you think of it, let us know.
For ladies, can you name three states in the U.S.? You want to do that?
I'll be...
Yeah, we could, but I mean...
No, we need a juicier question.
This isn't school, bro.
We did a country one already.
Homosexual, stop stealing jokes from Toast Me comedians from all deaf...
Digital?
I don't play games.
Oh, he's saying that person stole jokes from somebody else's channel.
Okay, Pacmatic says, WFNF, ladies, are you looking for a traditional man?
If yes, will you accept the tradition where the other son takes care of his parents by hosting them?
Oh, he's saying if a guy is taking care of his parents, is that okay for you?
Let's say you find a guy, he's successful, he's doing his thing, you wife him up, and he's taking care of his parents to bring him into the house, would you be cool with that?
Yes or no?
I don't know, honestly, but I guess it depends on the situation, I would say.
So remember, they're living with you guys all the time.
All the time.
Yeah, father and mother living with you guys.
Yes or no?
Shit, I don't know.
I don't know.
That's tough.
I don't know.
What about you?
Nope.
You need our privacy?
Yeah, we need our privacy.
He would have to house them somewhere else.
Okay.
What about you?
No, I would definitely agree with that.
If there is a problem, of course.
I mean, not all the time, but if there is something that happens, yes, of course, yes.
For you?
It depends on the parents.
Like, my parents currently have this set up where my dad's parents would live with them.
And as long as the parents are respectful of their daughter-in-law, I think it's fine.
But if it's going to take a toll on her, then no.
For you, would you be cool with that?
Yeah, if they're respectful.
If they're respectful.
Okay, so it's how they say it.
What?
Nothing.
We're fine.
It depends on the parents, like she said.
And you said all the time.
I mean, they're moving into your house because your husband has to take care of them.
That's a lot.
Yeah, it depends on the parents.
Like, if they're not disrespectful and things, I guess.
Okay.
For you?
My boyfriend loves his mom more than me.
He's going to take care of her any day, so I don't have a choice.
I'm going to have to deal with it.
Are you cool with it?
That's his mom.
What am I going to do?
Don't take care of your mother that raised you?
For you?
It depends on the parents and the situation.
Okay, but let's say everything was equal.
Would you do it?
Not for that long.
Okay, that's fair.
And you?
Like she said, it's probably going to be his house anyways.
I don't got no saying.
It is what it is.
Just go ahead, bro.
My boyfriend's house, like when his parents pass away, that's going to be his house.
So yeah, like I get you.
Who am I to say anything?
Jose Ramirez says, yo, this is Peanut Butter Chris Appreciation Post.
I'm not going to lie.
He says cringy stuff.
But the funniest moments on the show has been Chris and the ad libs.
Also, remember, ladies, shake that hole.
Alright, bro, is the white girl and the black a man or have I been drinking this DeLeon too heavy?
What?
Me?
Yeah, you have anything you want to say back to H? I'm the only white girl.
Oh no, I think he's talking about Miss Russia maybe.
She's Hispanic though.
She's Hispanic.
Alright.
The black super saint goddess in the middle has a nice smile.
It's all you fresh.
That's from Clifton Holly.
He gave you a compliment.
Have you ever disqualified a man who you were physically attracted to but he had the same name as a man from your past?
If not, would you disqualify him?
That sucks.
That's like saying a sign or a name that...
Yeah, that's a very specific question, but I guess I'll ask if any of you guys gotten rid of a guy just because he had a name of an ex?
No, that's not what she said.
That's why she said she's a Capricorn.
Okay.
What about, like, star sign?
Oh, I get it.
Did that ever, like, turn you off from a guy?
Like, I'm an Aries.
Oh, you're like my ex.
Never.
Oh, my God.
For me, for me now, that is a big thing.
Like, I'm not fucking with no more Geminis.
I swear to God, I'm not fucking with no more Geminis.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I gotta know, what did that Geminis do to you?
It's a long story.
I got one too, girl.
Hold on, hold on.
What if the guy you're talking to now is a Gemini?
He's not.
What if he was, though?
I mean, his moon sign?
If he was, then obviously I wouldn't have brought him up in this broadcast today.
Wow.
I'm a Gemini.
I don't have nothing against Gemini females, but Gemini men?
No, I just thought it was funny.
So, I'm going to give you a future reference.
If this guy, three weeks, right?
What if he was actually Gemini, and he might have finessed it, and he's about to marry you, and he says to you, look, babe, I'll be honest, I'm actually Gemini.
Three weeks?
And he's already asking you to marry him?
No, this is like five years in the future.
Okay.
He's supposed to marry you, and he says to you, you know what?
I'm pretty sure I will find out.
I'm a Gemini.
You going to cancel it?
I'll find out.
What if you found out five years later?
That's not possible.
I'm just playing with the scenario here.
Would you say yes or no to him?
I would say no.
Really?
Yes.
After five years, all that work?
I would say no.
Because he's a Gemini?
Yes.
Stop the cap!
That's not cap.
So you would disqualify a guy that meets all the metrics based on the stars and the moon?
Yes.
Not everybody believes in astrology, though.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't believe in it either, in a sense.
I'm not really big onto that, but Gemini men...
You're not big onto it, but you would get rid of a guy because of it?
Wouldn't that be fair to say that you're pretty big into it if you would disqualify a guy for it?
No.
Being big into it is, like, actually knowing, like, the background histories of all the astrologers.
But what if he was, like, the perfect, like, perfect dude, like, the perfect height for you, making rich bank, treating you right.
No, but I'm saying, like, what if, like, he's, like, the perfect dude, like, he genuinely listens to you, genuinely is taking you out on the days that you want to be taking on flowers.
Yeah, five years.
It's five years.
And then you find out he's a Gemini.
It's five years.
Precious That's crazy because these dudes aren't here.
I don't know, but obviously, hypothetically, right?
Hypothetically, five years go by and I just now found out that he's a Gemini.
Depending on how the relationship been for five years, I'll stay.
But if the relationship been terrible within the five years and he asked me to marry him, I'm saying no.
Especially because he's a Gemini on top of that.
So I have a theory, right, where I believe if a woman has a past with somebody and that individual has a specific star sign and it's an emotional, like, past of, like, negativity, they carry it to the next person and say, you know what, if you're an Aries, you're like this.
And I'm just like, that's that emotional, like, damage, pretty much, because you're bringing the past up in your present because of a star sign.
Question.
How many ladies here believe in astrology?
I feel like there's truth to it.
Okay.
Are you guys aware that a study came out, I think, in 2021 that said that people that believe in astrology tend to be narcissistic and lower IQ? I don't know.
I believe in that shit though.
I believe in it all the way.
There's also like 12 tribes if you're Jamaican or Rassafarian.
Of Judah?
Yeah.
And they're based off of the signs.
And that's in the Bible.
But do remember that the star signs are not to be followed though.
Well, it's in the Bible.
Only the true God.
Not science.
I'm not that spiritual, but it's in the Bible.
I can tell you're not fully informed as well.
Why?
Because it's in the Bible.
What's the context though?
Huh?
The context for the verse.
What?
No, the verse.
What is it?
Huh?
That's what I thought.
You don't even know who you're talking about.
No, I know what I'm talking about.
What verse is it in?
Huh?
What verse is it in?
I don't have to...
Look it up.
No, you...
Hold on, hold on.
Look it up yourself.
Your argument is based off of this verse.
What's the verse?
Oh, shit.
I said it was in the Bible.
I never said a verse.
Where's it, though?
Look it up.
Fresh knows because he uses...
Nigga!
I know about it.
Look it up.
That's why I said look it up.
I don't got to give you the verse.
I don't got to give you shit.
Look it up, nigga.
Okay, if you don't care, then stop asking me questions.
Yo, yo.
Do you know where you're at?
Like, you need to chill out.
Do you know who I am?
I don't give a fuck who you are.
I don't give a fuck where I'm at either.
I'm gonna be real.
I'm talking to you right now.
Like, yo, I'm over here.
Like, you know where you're at?
You better chill out.
Y'all being rude.
Don't disrespect the host.
Don't disrespect No, like, he asked you a simple question.
He just asked you a simple question.
Name the verse where it came from.
And I said, look in the Bible.
I don't know the exact verse, but look in the Bible.
But I don't know where this is.
Like, bro, let me make this extremely clear for you.
All right?
Let me just make this extremely clear.
All right?
And like I said, your mother probably is, too.
What the?
He said that earlier.
He just said, I'm annoying.
I can't call his mother.
Please call her, bro.
Listen, let's go tomorrow.
Chat, what y'all want, bro?
You guys, I'll let y'all pick.
Y'all want her to get off the show, or do you guys want us to keep her on?
One, if you guys want her out.
Two, if you guys want to let her stay.
It's up to y'all.
I'll let you guys pick.
It's your guys' show.
And chat pick, man.
Y'all can hate on you.
The reason why I'm not annoyed, because she's talking about my mother, because I used to be a teacher.
She's like a little kid, right?
The high school, they always talk about mothers because they're so immature.
They're the fucking stupidest shit, because all they got is mom jokes, all right?
Well, your mom's stupid.
I'm glad you don't have kids, because if you was a mother, I would be embarrassed to be your son.
I'm like, yo, that's my mom right there?
Hell the fuck not.
If I was your children, and that's our friendship fit, and 10 years down the line, I would be fucking embarrassed.
I would be embarrassed at yourself.
You coming for a female that I ain't come for you at all.
You should be ashamed.
You mentioned my mom twice, stupid.
And you mentioned me twice.
You mentioned me five damn times.
You on my dick.
Pop off.
Stupid.
You know, that explains it.
Wait, who checked her?
Wait, did someone check her?
Is this for real?
You know what I'm saying.
No, he's being a clown.
You being a clown and I got a mouth on me.
I'm going to tell you about this.
So who's talking now?
And my lashes too.
Yup, I got my lashes done.
You're flying right to the moon.
That's how your point is right now.
Nigga, look at you.
My dad looks at you.
You look better than me.
Oh, yeah.
Your what?
Yeah.
I'm gonna need another cup.
I don't care what your father is.
I'm looking at you right now, all right?
I don't give a fuck.
I'm looking right back at you.
You look crazy.
You want my dick.
Hey, you talking any slower?
I have to go back in time.
You're not in tune.
You're not in tune with this reality right now.
Chris is hilarious.
Chris is hilarious, bro.
Yo, what did the chat say?
Hella ones, bro.
There was hella ones?
Hella ones in there.
Damn.
Well, two's because they want to see her roasted more.
I don't know what the fuck.
It was unanimous ones?
All right, cool.
All right, then.
Well, hey, the chat wants you to go, so you got to get up.
You got to leave.
Bye, y'all.
Y'all niggas that be hating on females.
I don't know why you're still talking.
Just cut her mic.
You can find your verse and star signs outside.
See you later, girl.
Simple question.
What's scripture?
That's pretty much it.
All right, cool.
Uh, They'll help you escort you out and give you your phone and everything else.
Yeah, I'll maintain this stuff.
The kick-out cam is in full effect.
Shout out to the people.
Look at them all in the back.
What the fuck's going on?
Alright, Yeah, guys, welcome to Fresh and Fit, man, where girls get kicked out sometimes for doing stupid shit.
Cool, you can rotate this way, and then we'll just readjust and move some of the chairs around.
Yo, Chris, are you, Mo, you're running back over there?
I think I am.
What was that?
No, no, no, no, man.
We don't snap on retards.
It is what it is.
She was just being the fool from the beginning.
You know what I mean?
It typically happens.
Like, you'll bring one girl in that's kind of like a problem child and it's like, never been told anything before.
All right, Auntie, get the fuck out.
Okay, thanks, Three Diglets.
We appreciate that.
Where else are we at, Mo?
Are you going back there still?
Are we good?
Funny how there's always adult content creators on the panels, but the real nut riders are in the comments.
Although 99% of you won't be anything and don't realize.
Okay, I see.
We got here.
Does the panel know what it takes to keep long-term relationship?
I think so, to a degree.
Bro, she's still fucking saying suck my dick.
Yo, what the fuck is going on?
I've never understood.
We tell girls to leave and they just stay.
I'm just like, bro, why are you still here?
Just leave, man.
Black queen with the red hair.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your beauty is rare.
Let me just wipe you.
Aww.
You have anything you want to say back to that?
That's sweet.
I appreciate it.
You ain't getting no pussy, nigga.
Did you not hear a story from before?
A guy went to, rented a car all the time with roses around her name, bro?
He ain't getting no box.
Uh, did we redo this?
You just gon' be yourself.
Uh, yeah, yeah, I read that one.
I read that one.
Huh?
Yeah.
Fresh, can you read these chats?
I'm gonna readjust the studio.
Got it.
Okay, Trader Jam.
Uh, please, Fresh, stop making rappers rap.
No one wants to hear it.
No.
I'll forever do that, bro.
It's just lyrics.
We got here as well.
4KTrail says, who's a female role model for you?
So, who's a male role model for you?
Okay.
So, he wants to know, who in your life is a male role model for yourself?
My older brother.
Your brother?
Okay.
For you?
My grandma.
No, a male.
Male.
Oh, sorry.
Damn.
It's 2023.
Huh?
No, it's 2023, so it could be both, right?
Can I get skipped?
You don't have a male role model in your life?
I do, but I don't want to tell you one that's not true.
Okay.
For you?
I don't want to just say anything.
At this exact moment, I don't really have a male role model in my life, honestly.
That's the real answer.
Is it the poll?
Yeah.
For you?
I'll say my older brother because he's watching.
Shout out to him.
Do you think he would be proud or disappointed with your performance?
I think he'd be extremely proud.
Well, shout out to him for watching.
Nope.
Okay.
What about you?
Yeah, Yaka, shift a little bit.
Slide to the left.
Slide to the left a little bit.
Chris Cross.
Yeah, there you go.
Reverse, reverse.
Yep.
Slide to the left.
Take it more.
Yep, there you go.
Center it.
Yeah, Chris is going to adjust y'all right now.
Okay.
Who would be a role model for you as a guy?
Mel.
I would say my dad.
Your dad?
W Dad.
Shout out to him.
For you?
Miss...
My grandfather, but he passed away.
Trust in peace.
That explains a lot.
I know that.
What?
How does that explain a lot?
Well, okay, I'll tell you right now.
You have a general disregard for male authority, is what I've noticed from the interview.
What makes you think that?
Well, because even in the face of irrefutable fact, you refuse to accept reality, which is typically a trait of a woman that doesn't have a strong male figure in her life.
And then also, you just don't understand and or respect male authority.
Like when we say certain things or whatever, you question it even though you're wrong.
Okay, bro.
Exactly.
That response right there is indicative of lack of respect for male authority.
You know what I mean?
Okay, bro.
What is that?
Okay.
It's just okay.
I mean, do you have anything to counter that?
Nah.
That I'm incorrect?
Nah.
Nah, we could keep going.
Exactly.
Ladies, how did you feel about yourself after your first sexual experience?
Oh my god, bro.
Nah, that's a gay question.
Yeah.
Women might look at an attractive female celebrity and say, that's not fair.
How do I compete with that?
You will never hear Big Mo look at Michael B. Jordan and say, bro, how do I compete with that?
If Mo did that, the entire planet would laugh at him.
There you go.
That is true, yeah.
Girls can get on TikTok and complain and say, oh my god, this guy did this to me.
But if a guy gets on TikTok and cries, he'll get roasted.
Rightfully so, by the way.
I think guys should get roasted for being pussies.
But the problem is that I don't think we...
We criticize men, but we don't criticize women.
Should we?
No.
Yeah, let's go to Rumble.
We're going to go to Rumble?
Yeah.
Alright, we'll switch over.
Guys, come on over to Rumble.
We got 11,000 plus y'all on YouTube.
Almost 12k.
And then what do we got?
Another 10 or 12 on Rumble?
Swin the beat, yeah.
Yeah.
All right, guys.
Jump on over to Rumble.
Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit, man.
We're going to kill the YouTube stream right now.
So, yo, we got another...
Yeah, so we got 20,000 plus of y'all watching live.
Rumble Rounds.
Let's go crazy, bro.
Yeah, come on over to Rumble, guys.
I'm going to go off.
Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit.
All right, cool.
Cool.
Um, alright.
Rumble!
We're on Rumble now.
Okay, do you think your SMV equates to how valuable you would be in a relationship?
Bro, they ain't gonna know that.
Guys, keep the questions fucking simple, man.
Yo, stop using the RP vernacular, bro.
These girls are not gonna know what the fuck y'all niggas are talking about, bro.
Ask a very simple and direct question.
Alright?
Question for ladies from Jose Ramirez goes, if you had to hook up with two people with a combined ages of 30, what two ages would you pick?
It's like a wilder, bro.
15 to 15.
All right.
We'll just move on.
Change my life.
Complete 180.
Question for the ladies.
How many bodies do you think the girl to your left has?
Shout out to the witch looking fine back there.
You too, guys.
This is a good question.
All right.
How many bodies do you think she has?
Yeah.
No, she's going to guess you, and then you're going to guess her, and then you're going to finally guess hers.
Wait, who's the witch?
Uh, Xena.
Not you.
Not you, don't worry.
First I was a boy, now I'm a fucking witch.
So, okay, now you guess how many bodies you think she has.
Go ahead.
Don't cap.
Seven.
Seven?
Seven, okay.
Alright, and don't worry, ladies, we'll give you a chance to, I guess, agree or not agree.
Alright, what about you?
about you.
How many bodies do you think she got?
- Mm-hmm. - Mm. - - - - How do you think she got?
Well, she's a virgin.
Do you believe it?
Really?
Do you believe her?
Give it a thousand.
Look what she's wearing, nigga!
I know, that's the first thing I said.
Bro, you told me to change.
I was wearing a black t-shirt.
Her answer to the question of the changing for the man explains what she's wearing.
But I don't know if I believe her, honestly.
But if I had to pick a number, I guess I would say two.
Okay.
Don't let her fool you, man.
What do you think?
How many think Miss Russia got?
Um, I don't know.
Eight.
Okay.
Eight?
She said eight.
Eight, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
What was that?
Yeah, I don't know.
What the fuck is that?
What do you think?
How many do you think she got?
How old are you?
31.
Maybe...
10?
Okay.
How many do you think she got?
Don't hold back!
Okay, and then how many do you think she got?
You got the last word.
Don't hold back.
Let her have it.
I don't know.
I don't like criticize people's body.
You think she got eight?
Eight.
Okay, now ladies, you can go ahead and correct.
How far off were they?
We'll start with you.
She's correct?
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
Stop the cap!
What did you say?
She said seven.
No.
Higher or lower?
A little bit higher.
Okay.
Okay.
What about you?
She gave you 10.
A little higher.
A little higher?
Okay.
A little?
Yeah.
Not too late.
All right.
Was she correct or not?
No.
How off was she?
Two.
Fantastic.
What about you?
You gave her...
Was she right with you?
You said how much for her?
Eight?
Was she right?
Stop the cow.
Okay.
What about you?
She said 10.
Was she right or wrong?
I love that face.
Under?
Yeah.
A little under.
A little under?
Okay.
So, 9.9.
What about you?
Was she right?
She gave you, what, 10?
She gave me 7.
7.
Under?
Stop the cap.
Yes, everybody's lying.
I'm definitely not lying.
I got five bodies.
Stop the cap.
Okay.
You know, the equation is, what is it?
Add 10, multiply by 2, and then divide by 1.
I think that's the equation when a girl gives her body kill.
Alright, what matters more?
I can't believe her a little bit.
You believe her over 5?
I'm just kidding.
Why not?
Remember, I've been talking to the same guy since I was like 18.
Oh yeah, that's true.
What matters more?
How you feel about yourself or how others experience you?
I ain't gonna lie, that's a faggot question, bro.
That's a faggot question, bro.
What the fuck, bro?
That's a fucking gay-ass question.
The Middle Eastern looking girl in the middle is a hardcore feminist who makes fun of guys on her IG. Speak up.
Oh, shit.
Do you have anything you want to say?
I feel like I've been speaking up.
You're speaking down on men.
That's what we heard.
I don't speak down on men.
I include screenshots of men harassing me in my DMs.
If that's mocking men, then so be it.
Is it about who you look like?
No.
I don't consider that an insult.
I find it flattering.
Oh, so you expose guys that are bothering you constantly?
I just post ones that I find are funny.
So you find the porn stuff flattering?
Do I find a porn star flattering?
I find being compared to a beautiful woman flattering.
She's a porn star.
Yes.
She's bad as fuck though.
She's beautiful.
Don't lie to her.
What?
They're not comparing her.
Well, let me ask a question.
Do you guys think Mia Khalifa is a good role model?
We'll start here and then work our way.
I'm sorry, what?
Do you think Mia Khalifa is a good role model?
The porn star.
For women.
Ex-porn star.
Do you know who that is?
I don't know who that is.
Okay, do you know who that is?
Nope.
Okay.
No?
Do you think she's a good role model for women?
Yeah, we're actually homies.
You know her?
She put me on, kind of.
How'd she put you on?
She gave me an Instagram shout out like a year ago.
She was like the first celebrity to actually like tag me.
But I think she's a great role model and we can like diss her for doing porn, but she's like renounced the industry and talked about how toxic they are.
And if you guys are anti women going into porn, then I think there's no better role model.
I find that so funny because you look just like her.
Here's the thing.
She doesn't really take accountability for her actions.
She blames everyone else for her fuck-up, and she's grossly lied about her time in the porn industry.
For example, she said she did something like seven videos.
She actually did closer to 30.
And she made more money than she said.
Yeah, she made a lot more money.
Her name itself is tied to the porn industry.
She would have gave it up.
She would give her her name, too.
Yeah.
She never did.
Yeah.
Just saying.
We did a whole video on this where she...
And she might be a great person, by the way.
Third party perspective, it's kind of weird to see her say that because she's still using her same name.
Isn't she dating this celebrity Latino?
No, he left her.
He left her?
Oh, yeah, I don't think she's with him anymore.
But the other guy that she was in a relationship with, the chef, he broke off their engagement.
Rightfully so, too.
But, yeah, I mean, she doesn't really take accountability for actions.
But your gripe with her is that she didn't change her name a third time?
No, no, I'm just saying, like, that's the proponent because that's her past.
If you're really done with your past, the porn industry, let it go.
Or should she just like remodel her entire face?
Like it's a name.
I don't understand.
No, no, but that's her brand though.
Built off of porn.
It's like, for example, my name is...
Let me not say that.
John Cena.
I do wrestling.
You know what?
I'm done with the industry.
My name is now John Cena.
Yeah, see, nobody does that.
You just proved...
No, I'm making it funny, but you get the point.
No, I don't.
I'm confused.
You're not funny.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm saying, like, elaborate on your point.
No, I'm just saying that, like, in this case, her name itself is tied to the industry.
So if you really want to be done with it, I'm just Mia.
Change your name.
Do you know what I'm saying?
As in, like, the name is tied to porn.
Is that her bro name?
No, it's not.
It's her stage name.
But either way, people are going to look at her and know that name, so what would she help the Khalifa do?
Okay, Noda's right.
She doesn't know who she is.
So if you say, oh, Sarah Blakeman.
Oh, who's that?
She doesn't even know.
So Ashley will help her because it'll give her a new identity, in a sense, over time.
I understand what you're saying.
I mean, that's one component, but I would say she's just a liar.
It's just simple.
She said she made only a couple thousand dollars, but the reality is she made like a hundred-something thousand plus off of pornography.
She said she only did a few videos.
She did closer to 30.
She said, oh, they treated me poorly in this industry, whatever it may be, but she actually pushed her in every segment.
You know what I mean?
She said, oh, they forced me to do the hijab or whatever.
No, she did it herself.
The what?
She did a hijab scene, which is what got her in trouble in the first place.
So the problem with Mia Khalifa, she doesn't take accountability for her actions.
She's angry now that men don't want to take her seriously or men objectify her, but she was the one that objectified herself first.
She didn't claim they forced the hijab on her.
She said it was her own volition.
No, she made it where she was the victim and, oh, well, I did it because, like, I was pressured or whatever and you guys are going to get me fucking killed, but she actually did do it.
So, the hijab scene, she actually was the one that came up with that idea.
There's a whole website dedicated to this where they expose all of her lies.
She could have said no.
It's because where she's from, right?
Yes, she's Lebanese.
Lebanese.
Right?
But, like, she wore the hijab and she's not even Muslim.
So, like, that's why...
I mean...
Okay, so you think she's a good Roman outfit.
Cool.
Do you know who she is or no?
No, I don't know.
Do you think she...
You know who she is or...
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't look up to her.
Okay.
I think she's bad as well.
I don't know.
Okay.
What about you?
Do you know who she is or no?
Okay, well, good enough.
Alright.
Ladies, name two animals with four legs.
Why?
Wow.
You're trying to be funny.
You're trying to be funny.
You're going to test?
Okay, start here.
Two animals with four legs.
No, because you're not that ass.
No, because you're not that ass.
I'm serious, go ahead.
Oh, I said a dog.
No, you can't say the same animals as her.
A cat and a fucking cow.
Okay.
This is stupid.
A giraffe and a rhino.
Okay.
Two animals with four legs.
Wait.
Two animals with four legs?
Wait, did she already go?
Yeah, you did.
So each animal has to have two legs, right?
Or no?
Man, fuck this guy.
Okay, go ahead.
You already went.
Bull and turtle.
Okay.
Pantera?
Mm-hmm.
Gepard?
No, no.
Two animals that have four legs.
Yeah.
Pantera and Gepard.
What?
These are animals I've never heard of.
It's a Russian animal.
It's a Russian animal.
All right.
Fox and a lion.
Okay.
Bobcat, mountain lion.
Okay.
All right.
Go with the trick question.
What is it?
What is it?
No, that was actually the question.
I thought that was a behind the scenes too.
Anwar Sharma, here for Farah.
Okay.
Do you believe men and women are equal?
Which gender do you think has it harder slash worse?
Okay.
Good question, Blackest Panther.
Okay.
I guess what I'll say here, who do you think lives the easier life, men or women?
We'll start here and then work our way.
Your life, women.
Okay.
What about you?
Women.
Okay.
Same women.
Okay.
Women.
Okay.
Women.
Women.
Why do you say women?
Because I said woman, like why?
Why does that need an explanation?
Your reason behind it.
Why do you think that?
Your opinion.
I'm sorry, what was the question again?
Yo!
What?
Yo, are you even here?
I'm not.
Okay, ladies.
Think of a question for us on the panel because obviously you need to switch it up a little bit.
Yeah, we'll give you guys a chance to grill us because god damn.
Oh, man.
Alright.
You want to do it now?
Do what?
Oh, no, we got three.
Okay.
Fifteen up, bro?
No, but it's still before.
Okay.
All right.
Both men and women only count body count if it's a man because men leave an imprint.
Attraction is symmetric about sexual pasts since girls are harmless.
Why boys who played with female teachers aren't considered great?
All right.
Happy holidays, FNF. As ladies, what they think the average woman brings to the table and how that differs from what they bring to the table, since I am sure they all believe they are above average.
We can't do that earlier.
Yeah.
Ladies, do you own Bitcoin?
Anybody here own Bitcoin?
Where's your hand?
I used to.
Not anymore?
Nope.
You sold it?
Did I sold it?
Yeah.
No, I just...
I just stopped using it.
I just...
Okay.
Question.
Is that the cash out thing that you have on Bitcoin?
Yeah, you can buy Bitcoin through Cash App.
Okay, yeah, my boyfriend did that four days ago on my Cash App.
Okay.
Wait, I'm confused.
So wait, you had the Bitcoin, and what happened to it?
Just not using it.
She said she won't check on it.
So technically, she still has it.
So you still have it?
Okay.
Well, yeah, because she never sold it.
So she still has it.
She just never checked on it.
So she owns it, yeah.
So you're good.
Yeah, so you're good.
Oh, okay.
So you do have Bitcoin.
Yeah.
Bruh, you're good.
What the hell?
You saw that, man.
Bro.
Yo.
Alright, bro.
Okay, bro.
Don't steal my lingo.
Damn, who pissed Mia off?
Jay Cohen?
Yeah, I know he's talking about her.
Ladies, but based off your current life experience, if you could be born again and pick your gender, would you pick being a female again or being a male and why?
That's a very good one.
I'll pick a male.
Why?
Didn't you say women have an easier life?
I did, but I would be a male.
Why?
Because I want to know what it feels like to have sex with a woman.
Do you think it's easy for a guy to have sex with a woman?
Then we just had this conversation.
We did, which is why I'm asking to see if you were paying attention.
No.
Are you bi?
Am I bi?
No.
You know what's funny?
I'm glad you said that, because this explains why women say all the time, suck my dick.
Because they want to have a dick.
I've never said that.
Not you, but people from New York.
They'll be like, suck my dick, nigga.
Yeah, like dumb bitch when I was here a second ago.
Yeah, why do you want to have a dick?
Yeah, get off my dick, Chris.
Get off my dick, Chris.
Okay, that makes sense.
Yeah, it's wild.
See, Miss Rush is like, what the fuck?
Why do bitches have dicks here?
Yeah.
She's like, what the fuck?
Stupid Americans.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
She's like, what animal is that?
Cocosaurus Rex.
What about you?
Come on, man.
Pull that back up, Chris.
Yeah, sure.
Ladies, based off your current experience, if you were born again, if you could pick your gender, would you pick being a female again or a male?
Female.
Why?
Why?
Because it's just easier.
You get everything you want.
Why not?
You just said two seconds ago.
Everybody said easier.
Yeah, everybody said easier.
What about you?
Would you be a man or a woman if you could pick again?
No, I would be a woman.
Why?
I'm enjoying.
You're enjoying?
You know, but I would try to be a man too.
I mean, if there is a chance to try.
They actually did that.
A woman actually dressed as a man for like a year and a half.
And she ended up killing herself because how poorly she was treated as a man.
You guys hear about that?
She was a man for a year and a half?
Damn.
Yeah.
What about you?
I picked female because you have more creative freedom in terms of like fashion and stuff like that.
That is very true.
Oh, you mean like more outfit patterns and stuff like that?
And also they have creative freedom in terms of like they could do art, do rapping at young ages because they don't have any real burden of performance.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, bro, like they can do whatever they want.
I mean, but the best entertainers are all men.
That is true.
Misogony.
No?
You don't agree?
Misogony.
Yeah, you're hilarious, by the way.
Misogony!
She's so serious.
No, like, she's so serious.
You just told me I wasn't funny.
No, you are funny.
Thank you.
No emotion at all.
Yo, who invited you, nigga?
Who invited her?
Alright, what about you?
If you could come back.
I kind of want to be a man for a day just to see how it feels, but I would pick women though.
I would pick a woman.
Why?
Because, like we said, we have it easier and I'm just big into pretty shit.
Alright, what about you?
I cannot even think of having a dick.
I would be a woman.
It doesn't even cross my mind.
I don't even want to know a woman.
Bring the mic closer to you.
I don't even want to know what it feels like to have a dick.
I'm good.
Okay.
There you go.
Thank you.
What about you?
I would pick female, but I would, like she said, for a day or two, be a man.
And the only reason why is because our thought processes are different.
Everything about us are different.
And I feel like I would never understand a man unless I am a man.
You know what I mean?
Like, fully.
I got a question for you.
Do you think if you're a man, you'd be able to get a chick?
If I was a man?
Yeah.
What about you?
You think if you were a woman, sorry, if you were a man, you could get a girl, knowing what you know now?
I get bitches now, so I'm pretty sure.
What about you?
Most definitely.
What about you?
Really?
Interesting.
Of course, yeah.
Same here.
Let's play a game, ladies.
You triggered my trap card!
We haven't done this segment in a while.
Okay, this is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna pretend that you're the guy and Fresh is gonna be the girl.
I want you guys to pick him up as a man.
Can we do it with a real girl?
Oh, no, no.
Don't be the worst girl.
No, no, no.
No, hold on, ladies, ladies.
So realistic.
Relax, relax.
We're going to give you realistic male to female scenarios and going to give you typical excuses that girls give guys.
And I want to see how you guys handle them as women.
If you guys think it's so easy to be attractive.
I'm gonna go ahead and set up some mics.
So we haven't done this segment in a while.
Who wants to go first?
Who wants to go first?
This is Mia Khalifa.
Alright, cool.
Alright, so you're going to have to pick him up.
Now pick the scenario that you want to do it at.
We'll let you pick the scenario.
Is it a club?
A grocery store?
Maybe the gym?
What scenario do you want?
What about just like dating app?
A dating app?
Even better.
Alright, what dating app is it so that we can establish some frame here?
Let's do Bumble.
He has to start first.
Okay.
Ready?
No, she.
Alright.
Well, she.
Alright.
So this is what we're going to do.
I'm now a she.
Now, we're going to need you guys to both stand up.
Well, fresh nose.
I need you to stand up.
We're going to actually do this for real.
And then we're going to work our way.
You need to get laid, though.
You need to work towards getting laid.
Not being a friend.
Not getting friends on.
I want to see how you're going to seduce him.
So, stand up.
I'm going to give you a mic.
Can I spend money?
Can I spend money?
What the fuck are you doing?
And so, ladies, you can't spend money.
Yeah, take a month.
Too much money.
You can't be a sim.
So, and then, so I'm going to, I got mics right here that I'm going to pull out.
That's what she said.
Uh, 15 and 16 as usual.
Yes.
Okay.
So.
And then, uh, oh yeah.
You can't say, oh, I'll pay you for sex.
You can't do that.
You have to actually seduce them with real attraction.
You're an ugly ass girl.
How are we going to do that?
That is harassment.
Oh my god.
I'm already trying to think of how I can compliment you.
I have nothing right now.
Alright.
Don't worry.
If you want to go with me, then I'll definitely go.
I swear to God.
You ready for this?
Next one.
Next one.
It's the dress for me.
It's really the dress for me.
It's the hair for me.
Alright, cool.
So this is what we're going to do.
So, ladies, this is how this is going to go.
I want everyone to be silent, only they're going to talk.
Okay?
So now the scenario is, just so the audience knows, on Rumble, because this is the first time we've run this on Rumble.
Shout out to y'all.
Rumble time!
The scenario is they matched on Bumble, so Fresh, you have to message her first, and then we'll go through the text message thread, and then I want you to set up a date and get laid.
Alright?
So let's see how this goes.
So we start Rumble, then date, then laid.
Yep, and everybody has to be quiet.
Let them play it out.
Okay, try your best to not laugh or whatever.
All the other mics, let's mute them, Mo, except for mine.
Let's go ahead and run through the scenario.
Go ahead.
I'm actually going to respond.
So you guys match on Bumble.
Fresh, what's the first message you're going to send to her?
This is me as a girl.
He's hot.
Hi.
Okay.
Next.
So he sent you hi.
What are you going to respond?
Hey.
How are you?
Pretty good.
That's nice.
Yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this.
Oh, so it's not as easy as you thought, huh?
I guess I don't have game now.
Okay.
So that's an L right there.
No, no, no, no.
You know what?
What?
I want to give her an advantage.
Okay.
Let's do it outside of Bumble.
Let's say we're on a date.
We got to this point.
Okay?
So where are we at?
Club, bar, bookstore?
Olive Garden.
Olive Garden.
Cool.
You have frames in those?
What?
Is there glass in that?
No.
I took them out because of the light.
Okay.
Olive Garden, right?
So we're at a table with Olive Garden.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Okay.
Olive Garden, right?
Okay.
So we're at dinner at Olive Garden.
Okay?
So let's do this role-playing real quick, alright?
So I'm here, you're here.
Cool.
So, how was work today?
Take the L? Yeah.
Alright.
So, it's not as easy as you thought it was, huh?
So, let's give her a big fat L. Alright, who's next?
Who's going up next?
You'll try?
All right.
Now, before you, what's the scenario going to be?
You go tell the chat.
Yeah.
Use the mic.
Tell them what's the scenario going to be.
Is it going to be at a club?
Is it going to be at a restaurant?
Is it going to be at a grocery store?
How are you going to pick up Fresh?
Gina?
Okay.
We're giving you the advantage.
You pick the venue.
You can't use money.
At the mall.
Nope.
You can't trick.
You can't be like, oh, yo, I'm a sip on you.
I'm going to give you $1,000 for sex.
You can't do that.
But if we at the club, I can send a drink or something or whatever.
You know what?
Yeah, let's go with that.
You could go ahead and do that if you want.
You know what's funny?
She said it was Dre, right?
Yo, it's so hilarious.
Girls will be like, hi, how are you?
That's what girls say.
Guys have to be the ones to actually put effort into at the very beginning.
Yeah, girls say stupid shit like that all the time.
Hi.
He literally was just acting like a girl on Bumble.
Literally.
Who's next?
Alright, she's gonna go next.
Alright, grab that mic, and then you can take the headphones off.
What's the scenario?
You said the grocery store?
The mall.
The mall, okay.
What mall are we talking so that we gotta know?
Dolphin Mall.
Which mall?
Dayland Mall.
Sawgrass.
I haven't told her.
Oh, shit.
Bougie.
Okay.
All right.
So remember, you got to keep the mic close to you.
Now, all right.
Fresh, you're going to be...
Where are you meeting them?
Yeah, they can hear you.
What's the story that you're going to meet them at?
We're giving you all the advantages here.
We're in Louboutin.
Where we at?
No, we're just walking through the mall.
Okay.
No particular story.
Okay, so Fresh, you're gonna walk, I guess.
I wanna see how she's gonna stop you and get a conversation going.
So he's gonna walk by you, you're gonna walk by him.
Move that chair out the way first so you have some space.
Okay.
So, alright.
So I wanna see how you're gonna stop him.
Alright.
Enroll.
Go ahead.
Hey, beautiful.
Hello.
What's your name?
Oh, Sharonda.
Do you have a boyfriend, Sharonda?
Uh, no.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Where are you?
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Oh, yeah.
Hi.
How old are you?
You don't ask a woman her age.
What's wrong with you?
I just want to make sure you're old enough.
What if I want to take you to a bar?
I'm 30.
You're 30?
Okay, that's fine.
I'm 35.
Okay.
Can I get your number?
I don't know you.
I want to get to know you.
What's your name?
Michael.
Okay, Michael.
What are you trying to do here?
I want to take you on a date.
I want to get to know you.
Maybe we can build something.
What do you do for work?
Well, I'm a business owner.
I got multiple businesses.
Okay.
Maybe you can work for me too.
Hmm.
Okay.
Here's my number.
All right.
All right.
So I'm going to call you later.
Is that okay?
That's fine.
All right.
Well, it was nice meeting you.
Nice meeting you.
All right.
So you get the number.
Now what are you going to do?
Take the mic so they can hear you.
I'm gonna go ahead and text Sharonda.
Okay, what are you gonna text?
What are you gonna text?
Hey Sharonda, it's Michael from earlier.
Alright.
How are you doing?
Who's this?
It's Michael.
You met me at the mall?
Aventura Mall?
I met about three Michaels there.
Which one's this one?
I'm the one with multiple businesses.
I said I wanted to get to know you.
I wanted to build something for you.
I'm weird?
I'm just kidding.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
All right.
Well, what are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to go with some friends.
I'm going to get brunch.
And I'm not sure yet, but I might go on a yacht too.
Well, can I come?
I'm just saying, well, can I come?
Why not?
Why can I come?
Maybe I'm going to chip in.
Block, delete.
I can treat everyone there.
Block, delete.
Is that an L brush?
That's an L brush.
Yo, if you're a guy and it feels like you're a plant, you're like, can I come?
Where you a little bitch?
Yeah, niggas aren't going to let another nigga get on their boat, bro.
What the fuck?
You know what the funny part is?
Yo, real talk, he acted like how a regular girl would act.
Like, he didn't give you no crazy treatment.
Like, you came on some weirdo time, too.
You were following him.
And also, I gave you a number.
Most girls wouldn't even give you a number.
They wouldn't even give you a real number.
Nigga, who are you?
Yeah.
Alright, who wants to try next?
We're giving it real.
Yo, Chris, you want to take this one?
Yeah, sure.
All right, Christina's in the game.
Yes, sir!
What are we at, though?
Yeah, I'll produce it.
Go ahead.
What are we at, though?
Russia, go ahead and pick where they're going.
Where do you want to go?
No, no, no.
Where do you want to go?
Two people who can't speak are going to call.
Where do you want to go, Chris?
Where do you want to go?
Where do you want to go, Chris?
You're the boy.
You're the boy.
Tell me where we're going.
What's up?
We're going to the mountains?
Where are y'all going to meet?
It's going to be cold.
What is more romantic?
Let's do on the beach.
On the beach?
Okay.
In Miami?
No.
Let's do...
Okay, could be Miami.
Since we're in Miami.
Alright, so you're going to meet him on the beach then.
Okay, so he's going to be on the beach or she's going to be on the beach.
How would you approach a girl on the beach?
Go ahead, Russia.
How are you going to do it?
I'm the guy.
Yeah, you're the guy.
Walk up to him.
to him he's on the beach Hey, Russia!
You need help?
Yeah, you got it.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh my God.
Keep the mic close to you.
What a beautiful lady.
What's your name?
My name is Christina.
What a beautiful name.
Okay.
Can I talk to you?
You already talked to me already.
I'm asking maybe you don't want to talk to me.
You are very beautiful.
Thank you.
Do you have a boyfriend?
A husband?
No, I have a sugar daddy.
A sugar daddy?
Yeah, he pays my bills.
What's your name, beautiful lady?
Christina.
Christina?
Yeah.
Do you want to ask my name?
What is your name?
Your future husband.
Oh, you keep changing.
Oh, okay.
Isn't that what you did at the end of the game?
That's exactly what the guy in Russia does.
You got mad at him.
Okay, oh, okay.
I will be very shortly.
I'm a man of my word.
I'll take you right now.
You can trust on me.
I'll take care of you.
Everything you want.
Anything you want.
Anything I want.
Right now.
Okay.
I'll do it for you.
Money.
Okay.
So my rent is due.
Rent, groceries, anything you want, baby.
Yeah, everything.
Can we go to a...
Let's go.
Anywhere you want.
Anywhere you want.
A Lamborghini?
Lamborghini, yeah.
I have one.
I have one Lamborghini, Bentley, you know.
Oh, okay.
So, uh...
Okay, well if you're about that, can you give me a cash-up?
A cash-up?
Yeah, right now.
Baby, if you want to get older, come with me.
I'll take care of you.
I'll take care of you.
Cash-up?
Yeah, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to go to that restaurant.
We're on the beach, right?
Super romantic.
Okay, where?
Over there.
Over there?
Yeah.
You want to like primal?
Yeah, sure.
What do you like?
I like meat.
Expensive meat.
I'm going to be on mute, baby, for tonight.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
All right, well, here's my catch up.
Okay.
She's still on the catch up.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Do it first, though.
Let's go.
We're my girls right now.
Take your girls.
I need only you, but if you want to take your girls...
Cash at me first, and then put your number down after you cash at me.
Like, put it in notes.
Are you hungry?
Yeah.
Are you hungry?
Yeah, but cash at me first, though.
But let's sit down, speak like a, you know...
But we're in the beach, though.
A gentleman and a beautiful lady.
She about to finesse me, man.
No, I need only your beauty.
Cash at me first?
Okay, I'll do it and you go with me.
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
Okay, we sit down.
We sit down on the restaurant.
Niggas calling her the rapey Russian in the fucking chat.
They're calling her the rapey Russian.
Putin.
Cash at me, I got you.
I got you.
I see poo.
That's why.
Go ahead.
Alright, cool.
Do you want me to take care of you or not?
No, you send me money.
I'll take care of you.
Yeah, thank you.
$1,000.
Why is no money?
You know, I have my heart.
I'll put your number down, put your number down, and then I'll meet you afterwards, okay?
Because my girls, I'm so sandy.
You know, you can...
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, they're calling her the poo and predator in the chat.
So, I'll meet you one hour.
Yeah?
Oh, baby, I wanna know.
Why would you have to stop this beautiful moment?
Yeah, but I have to get dressed first.
You know, don't you want me to look nice and sexy for you?
You can go with pyjamas.
Don't you?
But I'm on a bikini.
You're on the beach.
I like bikini.
I like it.
To a restaurant?
Yeah, bikini, bikini.
Like it, like it.
You're so beautiful.
Okay, okay.
Is it fair to say this is an L? Bro, this is a huge L. Bro, they're saying taken in the chat.
People will be taken?
Yo.
Thank you.
Now I'm going to buy some shoes.
Alright.
Okay, let's go.
Alright, who's next?
No, no, you ain't going.
You getting the shoes.
He's going.
She's going.
I'm getting the shoes because you sent me cash up already.
You sent me cash up already.
Yeah, so he paid me.
I didn't send yet.
I said we're going.
No, but I checked though.
Wait, what do you mean?
He sent it to himself.
You gave him your phone.
You fucked up.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Russia, take that, bro.
Oh, man.
Yo, that's hilarious.
She did exactly what she said she hates that guy does on Instagram.
Yeah.
Your future husband.
What?
Come to Moscow.
Come to Moscow.
Who's next?
All right.
Who wants to try next?
Marina.
You want to try next?
Since you think you can get a girl?
Okay, yo.
Marina, you go.
You want me to do it?
Yeah.
All right.
What is the scenario that we're going to do this under?
Oh.
What are you meeting him?
Sorry, her.
Can we do the club?
Okay, sure.
What club are we doing?
So I understand.
I have an idea.
No, like a nightclub.
Which nightclub in specific?
Liv.
Liv.
Okay, Liv.
You want to do this one?
No, no, you don't.
I don't know how good I'm going to be in this.
Yes, sir.
I'm hiring that.
I'm hiring that.
I'm hiring that, guys.
Bro.
Bro, Mario in the finest.
Okay.
You gay.
Fag.
All right.
Well, yeah.
I might.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Actually, yeah, yeah.
Come up.
Because the scenario, no girls at the club by herself.
Rarely.
She typically is there with her friend.
All right.
So I want you to approach us.
Okay.
And let's see how you do it.
So we're in the club talking.
Okay.
Girl. - Y'all look so good over here.
How are y'all?
I enjoy your name.
Girl, who is that?
Who is this nigga?
Because at that point, I will walk away.
You'll walk away?
I mean, you seem like you didn't want to talk to me.
So, I'm not going to, you know, just keep...
Yeah, I mean, but here's the thing.
You came in and you didn't have, like, no charm, no nothing.
Like, you just came, how y'all doing, like, at a loud club?
Like, most girls are going to curve you.
Let's re-try.
Yeah, okay.
We'll give you another shot.
Go ahead.
Hey, how are y'all?
Y'all want some shots?
Y'all good?
Y'all would like some shots?
Yeah.
I'll get y'all a shot.
What do you drink?
What y'all drink?
Tequila.
1942, nigga.
Yeah, 1942.
Okay, what about you?
Let me get two shots.
Oh, okay.
What about you?
I'll take some 1942.
Okay, okay, okay.
We'll be right here.
Hold on, let me talk to y'all for just a little bit.
Where y'all from?
I want to introduce myself so we can get a little acquainted.
We're from Miami.
Okay, okay.
Well, my name is Jamar.
Oh, hi Jamar.
What's your name?
Um, Marina.
Marina, and you?
Christina and you?
Christina.
Christina!
Y'all are beautiful women.
So I'm going to get you a shot and I'm going to be right back.
No, I got my homies.
My homies in the cut, but I came over here because I wanted to look at you.
Where are your homies at?
Over there.
Do y'all got a section?
Y'all want to come?
Y'all more than welcome.
We need all the beautiful ladies we can get.
We do.
Well, these other guys told us to go to their section.
I don't know.
I mean, we have the Tequila 1942 that y'all want.
It's over there.
Yeah, but...
Okay, but we can't stay long.
We got invited to a mansion party.
That's fine.
We don't got to stay long.
Are you okay with that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, we're only going to come for maybe...
Okay, let us talk for two seconds and we'll come over.
Okay, well, if y'all need the shot...
Come right after.
You're not going to give it to us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I thought y'all was coming over to the section.
Can you bring us a shot and then we'll meet you over there?
We'll come back with you after.
But if you're going over there, why would you want me to bring you a shot?
Yeah.
Okay, that's fine.
Whatever you would like.
Can you bring the shots to us and then we'll come back with you?
Give me two swimmers.
Okay.
Alright, so here are y'all's shots.
Okay, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Cheers.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, woo, that's lit.
Yeah.
Come on, they're going to be serious.
So y'all ready?
Yeah, we'll come over to your section real fast.
We'll go real fast.
Can we go to bathroom first?
Bathroom?
You need to go to bathroom?
Okay, we're going to go to bathroom real fast.
Okay, I mean, they can go.
No, no, no.
We stick together.
I understand that.
I understand that.
Are you really going to come back, though?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, where's your section?
It's over there, right?
Yeah, you remember.
Sheena, nice to meet you.
Okay, okay.
All right, well, I'm going to be waiting, though.
Don't leave me hanging.
It's not nice to leave a man hanging.
I'm sorry.
So that's my L? Go on.
Go on.
I'll try.
Here's the thing.
Y'all have done that, right?
Everything we just did there, come on, let's be honest.
Y'all have done that to men.
Like, that's not...
After they buy you the drink, you help.
Okay.
Who else wants to take it out?
I mean, sorry, try it.
Wow.
Next.
See, it's funny how, like, you didn't have, like, any, like, none of y'all were really able to combat, like, the common objections that girls give guys.
So do you really think you could still get girls as a guy?
I feel like girls are a little bit more nicer.
You guys are being...
No!
A little bit!
A little bit!
Listen, try dating a woman as a man.
You're talking about a familiar space as a woman, right?
But as a guy, dating a girl is not easy.
Like, for example, think about it this way.
If you're a girl approaching a girl, it's easy because you're a girl.
But as a guy, it's like, who's that?
Like, what's he about?
Like, is he actually, like, who he says he is?
There's so many questions in her head.
Like, is he safe?
Like, that's a lot of things.
You're probably right, yeah, because I'm a girl.
Unless we see...
You know what?
No, she's talking shit.
Try it.
Let's go.
Okay, but you guys aren't fucking girls.
I pull bitches.
Okay, let's see you pull a bitch now.
You're not a bitch, nigga.
Let's see you pull a bitch now.
Let's see you pull a girl.
For real, dogs.
I don't know, y'all.
A girl?
No, no.
Because we're keeping it very real.
Everything that we're doing is very realistic how women really do things.
Like, we're not even giving...
To a guy.
To a guy.
But I'm the boy?
Yes.
- I can't be a girl.
- Oh, so why are you talking? - Because I can be a girl to a girl, but a girl, a boy to a girl. - That's the whole argument.
That's the whole topic right now.
- Are you even on the same podcast? - I said I could pull a bitch 'cause I'm a bitch. - Okay.
- Why not say I'm a bitch? - But that's the point we're trying to make.
It's way harder for a man to attract a woman than a woman.
Like, yeah, bro, y'all live life on easy mode.
Okay, I think we have...
I think we proved our point.
I already knew I wasn't going to pull your wife and try.
Bro, it's tough, bro.
It's tough.
Y'all think it's easy, bro, but now can you guys see why men that can get girls are respected versus girls that get guys are not really respected?
It's easy for you guys.
Here, we got what?
Some chats?
Wait, you didn't want to do it?
No.
Okay, bro.
Okay, bro.
Damn!
She cutting you out.
Whatever happened to the lie detectives y'all have, put it on Walmart Mia Khalifa now.
The North Pole, even after that spaced out answer, she still get another thousand DMs tomorrow.
The burner performance is on us guys.
Try something dumb like that as a man.
Yeah, I told y'all.
All of the answers that Farha has given, spot on.
They can stop simping.
First time Super Chat, and you guys have seriously saved my life the last month.
Already have gone three dates, and well, before I even closed, I was the nice guy.
I can't thank you enough.
Yeah, guys, you can't be sick.
Sheena looked like Nabumbalacut.
Oh my God.
Okay, this is a...
You gotta help me out here.
She don't look like an Obama clout virgin.
Look how she dressed like the biggest 304 Pondy Kana.
Oh, man.
Jesus.
Okay, so he said that you're a 304.
Who?
Who was that one for?
Mia.
Oh, no, for Mia Khalifa.
Too Fresh says, I just heard the lovely and old queen of Barbados, Fresh's mama, at the age of 86, birthed two Freshs.
Bro, you had a brother?
Ain't no way a Fresh and Fit podcast would have been too fresh.
Davina Misogamy says, Mini Khalifa isn't a virgin.
Ask her about her TikTok about birth control.
They're so dense.
Someone asked me, I did a satirical Q&A where it's, do you take birth control?
And I say as a joke, no, I use a hanger.
So if that's the smoking gun, like...
Use a hanger?
That's crazy.
I'm so dense, sorry.
How do people know you in the chat?
No, she's famous.
No, they research the girl on the show.
Whenever a girl says something like crazy, like I'm a virgin or I'm this age or whatever, they'll start checking immediately.
When asking, what do you rate yourself?
One to ten.
The real is compared to other women.
Do you receive more or less attention if you receive the same amount your average compared to ladies on the panel?
Do you think you receive more or less attention?
I'm confused by that.
Okay, and all right, I think we go to Rumble now?
No, we have Rumble right now.
No, no, no, the Rumble comments.
Oh, yeah, the Rumble rants.
And then ladies, think of a question, comment.
Yeah, turn it to y'all.
We're going to turn it to y'all.
Cool.
What do we got here?
Rumble is hilarious, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They said rapey Russian.
Yeah, they called her the rapey Russian.
They called her the...
They were saying that you were being rapey.
Why?
I mean, this is what I would like to hear.
You're trying to tell me?
If someone tell me I will take care of you, I will...
The guy in Moscow tells you that and you say he's a sap.
No, that was a different story.
The guy must stop and then he proposed.
This was a different story.
But when the guy tell you I will take care of you...
But you just met the girl on the beach.
And you said you want to be her future husband.
Yeah, I gotta show confidence.
You're the man.
By the way, this is where you sell a dream.
I'll take care of you.
I'll break you.
What the fuck?
Break me.
All right, Chris, let's pull them up.
All right.
Lucius Zagratis goes, the fake virgin is on OnlyFans.
She's just a beta version of Lana Rhodes.
Sweet Zach goes, to the Walmart Mia Khalifa in the back.
Let's hear some of that feminist BS on your Insta.
You think you're better than the girls around you, but you're sitting there wearing their uniform.
Okay.
You have anything you want to respond back to?
Like, I've already given my piece about wearing what you want.
Okay.
To that from Aaron, that wig ain't shit.
What the fuck, bro?
Who's wearing the wig?
Oh, it was a girl that was sitting there before.
The other chick.
These women are good at hiding a shovel.
Okay?
Modern traditionalist goes, women want men to be leaders, but women have a problem following his instructions.
The cognitive dissonance is insane.
Alright?
What do you call someone who runs from Jeffrey Dahmer?
Okay.
Fast food.
Fast food, okay.
That's a good one, sir.
I like that one.
Get a Goku.
MaxPrestigeLightskin says, why is that Mia Khalifa, bitch, straight up capping?
You got your titties out.
No virgin do that shit.
You have anything you want to say back to him?
Again, Myron made me change with a black t-shirt.
Fair enough.
That's misogyny for y'all.
Goofy Amarin, I challenge you to a gritty contest at Tilted Towers.
No boogie bombs allowed.
That's a Fortnite lingual.
Okay, I don't know what that means.
Russian girl meant cheetah and leopard.
Okay.
Are those the words in Russian?
It's also from the cat's family.
Okay.
Geopard.
Maybe Geopard.
Leopard.
Leopard.
Jaguar.
All right.
Leopard.
Jaguar, I guess.
What's the next question?
I was trying to say Jaguar.
Okay.
When is a man's prime versus when is a woman's prime?
Blackest Panther.
That's a good question.
Yeah.
Ladies, when do you think a woman's at her prime?
We'll start here, age-wise.
What age?
What age is a woman at her prime?
20, 30, 50?
20.
When do you think of women that are prime?
That's a tough one.
Maybe like 25.
When do you think of women that are prime?
The most attractive to the opposite gender.
I would say after...
I mean, it's always, like, since childhood.
Isn't it?
In nature?
What age do you think is the best age?
In the West.
Like, okay.
In the USA. Not Russia, in the USA. Yeah, when do you think a woman is the most attractive to men?
Okay, then I would say 20.
Okay.
20?
Alright.
Thank God.
What about you?
22.
22?
Alright.
Between 23 and 25.
Okay.
Yeah, 23, 25.
Okay.
20 to 26.
Okay.
When do you think a man's that is prime?
Switch it up.
What about you?
Mid to late 30s.
Okay.
What about you?
29.
Okay.
Yeah, like late 20s, like 25 and up, or 26 and up, I guess.
Okay.
Early to mid 30s.
Okay.
From 25.
You think 25 is when men speak?
From 25, but when is it like, not from, when do you think the actual age is?
30 would be better.
30?
Alright, what do you think of ends of his prime?
I would say 35.
35?
Okay.
I don't know, 30s?
Okay.
Are any of you trying to get married soon?
No.
No?
But aren't you at your prime now?
Gotcha, bitch!
Jesus.
So, I'm still not trying to get married.
Okay.
Well, you're trying.
You're working towards it now.
What about you?
Are you trying?
Since you're at your prime right now?
If I meet someone and I will be...
If I would trust this person and I feel like I can create a family, then I would definitely do it.
Okay.
What about you?
No.
But you're at your prime now?
So are you willing to take a bet and not get a guy at your prime?
I am, yeah.
Would you be okay with settling with a lower value guy?
Yes.
No, I'm not looking to marry right now.
No, I want to, but not now.
I think it's the exact time.
Aren't you at your prime now?
I thought between 23 and 25, so maybe in two years, maybe.
Yeah.
Do you think you have more value now or you will in two years?
I think I will have more value in two years.
What makes you say that?
Because I'm working on a lot of things that will be substantial, I feel like, in a couple years from now.
Such as what?
Such as my music career and businesses that I plan on starting.
Do you think men are attracted to that?
Do you think men care about that?
Realistically speaking?
I mean, no, but I also feel like that goes, like, it correlates with myself internally.
Like, I'll grow based on the things that I'm experiencing or the things that I'm doing.
But do you think that actually makes you more attractive to a man, though?
My growth?
Yeah.
No.
You think so?
Yeah.
I think so.
Okay.
Yeah.
The answer to that is no, to be honest with you.
Women value experience.
Men don't value experience.
We're very different.
There's a reason why guys want younger women.
And it's funny because all of you guys know this subconsciously.
What about you?
Well, you're in a relationship.
Never mind.
You're born.
And then what about you?
Am I looking for merit?
Yeah, I mean, your value is higher now, so why aren't you trying to get a guy now?
Who said I wasn't?
Oh, you are?
Yeah.
Would you give up the Bottle Girl life and get into something else that might be a little bit, you know, more, how do I say this, appealing to guys?
Yeah, I'm in school for surgical tech, remember?
I mean, eventually I'm going to be in surgical tech.
Okay, so you're going to get out of the Bottle Girl thing.
But how many years is that going to take you, though?
A year.
Really?
Okay, so you're already like one or two years in right now?
Or is it a two-year program?
It's a two-year program.
Okay.
So are you going to give up the Bottle Girl life or are you going to keep doing it?
No, I'm going to give up the bottle girl life.
Once you do that?
Okay.
And is it part of that because you want to be able to find a guy?
Yes and no.
Yes and no?
I don't really want to be a bottle girl.
It's just extra income.
Oh, for now?
Yeah.
Just doing it for now?
All right.
Interesting.
What about where we at?
Okay, Dreamer.
Doesn't a TikTok girl have a TikTok about the whole dressing in a relationship?
I don't know.
Do you?
Do you?
These niggas doing their research.
What?
Me and wannabe, you're not going to troll here.
We see through your facade that trying to come from the intellectual superiority stance is laughable.
Also, your brother's a simp.
What the fuck?
Goddamn, knucklehead.
And then the fit comedian.
Akuma was simping hard by in 1942.
You can't make this shit up.
Akuma!
Street fighter.
Yo, man.
Alright, that was a fun segment.
You guys are fucking hilarious, bro.
Okay, ladies.
If you have a question, comment, or last thoughts on the show before we round this up.
So comment, question, last thoughts on the show for you.
Yeah, that's who they're...
We'll start here.
That's you, that's Akuma.
Yeah, with the right here.
That's fine.
Okay, how about you?
Questions, comment, last thoughts on the show.
Okay, I guess the question would be, do you feel like monogamy is more beneficial towards men or women?
That's a very good question.
It's actually a really good question.
Yeah.
You want to hear it first?
To be brief and short, I would say it is mainly for men.
Because, basically speaking, if you're with a guy that is an average guy, he doesn't have a lot of options.
So to make it safe and fair, if monogamy is a thing, everybody gets a chance.
Versus, back in the old days, polygamy, it was more like, okay, who's the top guy?
Most women are going over there.
So it's kind of to make things fair and more, I guess, civilized.
Yeah, monogamy definitely benefits average men and women in general, but guys that are higher status don't play by those rules.
But monogamy definitely, and they've shown this too, societies are far more stable than With monogamy in play.
This is why Christianity, etc., Western countries, they typically tend to be more stable because monogamy promotes that.
Versus you look at polygamous countries where the highest status men get all the girls.
I hate to say it in Islamic countries a lot of times.
They're less stable because they've shown studies that if a man is single and doesn't have a family or children, they're more likely to be committing acts of violence.
And that happens a lot of times from not getting sexual access.
Very good question.
Yeah, that was actually a pretty damn good question.
For you?
Mine is vulgar.
So, let's say your favorite porn star has like an intimate relationship with you.
I already have.
What?
Sorry.
No, sorry.
Dirty little boy.
Allegedly fresh.
Allegedly.
So, whatever.
Let's say that she has an intimate relationship with you and she's willing to like...
Stop all her bullshit just to be with you Would you be with her?
Your favorite porn star.
This happened to me.
Oh, this really happened to me?
Yeah, a month ago.
I was just comparing it to Mia Khalifa.
White chick.
Why don't you tell us who it is?
Can't say that.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Come on.
You're evil, bro.
You're evil.
She gave up porn for me.
Deadass.
Gave it up for me.
Oh, fuck.
This happened.
I was selling her a dream, so I didn't call it my end of the bargain.
So she stopped her contract and you don't want to be with her?
I was trolling, nigga.
Oh, fuck.
But no, she is OnlyFans now only, so she's fine.
Yeah, she just stopped doing OnlyFans.
And it's like serious?
No, it was...
Bro.
Whatever.
My fucking question was, if you had a porn star, the girl that you like the most, or whatever, and you guys have, like, a really good connection, and you really like this girl, but, you know, she has a past, would you give her a chance?
I mean, based on my actions, the answer is no.
Mm-hmm.
I sold her dream.
He sold her dream that he would, but he never wanted to.
Can I ask Y? I would be...
Can I ask Y? She's going to forget her question.
Can I ask Y? For me, it's more like her past is always going to be there to haunt me if I ever took her serious.
And it's more like, I just want to enjoy moments, you know?
I don't want to take things too serious.
And then it's kind of like, with her, those past actions, especially for women in the industry, it never leaves you.
It haunts you.
So she had demons to deal with that.
Personally speaking, I just saw from the outside, I was like, yo, that's crazy.
Anyone that wakes her up is going to be in a lot of trouble.
So, you know, and then think about it this way.
My phrase, think about it.
If I wake her up, Right now, with who I am and what she was in the past, it will definitely hurt my career.
Stupid!
Yeah, so basically what Fred did, he does what he always does.
Sold the dream.
Oh yeah, we'll have something!
And he never wanted to take her serious.
I don't sell girls the dream.
I tell them the nightmare.
And I tell them straight up, if I date you, I'm going to have multiple women.
I'm never going to be monogamous to you.
And you might get the main girl situation, but you're going to have to wait a year for that.
And yeah.
Are you going to marry them?
A porn star?
No, your main girl.
The main girl, I mean, I want to have four wives, so maybe.
If she doesn't fuck up.
You said you want to have four wives?
Yeah, you got to bring the mic.
So you be Polly?
Polly.
You mean Polly?
Yeah, Polly.
But the four wives thing, is that like from your religion?
Yeah, that too, but I mean, I would never, I mean, I would always have, I would never have one girl.
But you would marry your main girl.
If she's worth it, then maybe.
But I wouldn't do it in the United States and I wouldn't do it legally.
I would do it like...
I would do it where...
She has to be from where you're from?
It would be just like a marriage where it's like the state is not involved.
If I were to do it.
Because marriage is very stupid.
Does that make sense?
Like, I would get it done, like, Islamically, but not through the state.
And I wouldn't live with her either.
You wouldn't live with your girlfriend either?
No, I wouldn't.
No.
The worst thing you do is live with your girl.
What the fuck?
That's not true.
It is.
Why?
Because when you live with a woman...
See, here's the thing.
Once again, like, you guys think you know, but you really don't know.
And we proved it earlier when we asked you guys to pick us up as a girl, and you guys had no fucking clue.
This is another one of those examples.
Living with a girl is not in your best interest as a man.
To maintain your attraction, you want to live away from your girl.
But you just said you're going to have four wives.
Yeah.
Four homes.
Yeah, let them live by themselves.
They can live together.
I don't want to live with them.
Are you going to pay for those hopes?
Yeah, why not?
I'll come in every now and then, but I'm not going to be there all the time.
I might sleep there one or two nights a week, but I'm not going to be there all the time.
He's going to be equal provider against every single woman, so all are going to have equal rights.
Yeah, but living with a woman full-time is terrible, bro.
It opens you up to a lot of legal liabilities.
No, man.
And also, you lose your drive as a man.
You gotta be with your brothers, with your boys, and actually be a man and do man things.
Maintain that competitive edge.
Being around women fags you up.
Yeah.
You become a faggot.
Yeah.
You become soft.
I can't believe that's your answer.
That's not true.
That's not true that men become soft being around women?
That's true.
Absolutely, it's true.
Women are inherently lazy creatures.
I'm being honest.
Men have a natural innate need to create.
Women don't.
So being around a woman all the time, oh no, hang out with me.
Why are you going in the gym?
Why are you working all the time?
They want more and more attention.
But if you have a family with that person, obviously you're going to be around your children.
You don't have to be around your children all the time to be a good father.
You don't have to be there every single day.
You come in when discipline is needed, a couple times a week, good enough.
You know what I mean?
Especially in the younger ages, like, you don't need that.
The dad's got to come into more play when the child's like a teenager.
Keep them away from fuck shit.
Then, yeah, I could see that.
But I don't need to live there a couple days a week, man.
But yeah, I would never wipe up a porn star to answer your former question.
Absolutely not.
If a girl has a certain type of past, she no longer qualifies for a future with me.
No, I already heard your whole thing.
I understand you completely.
Yeah, you can't wipe up hoes, dude.
They fuck your life up.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm not sure right now.
Can we come back?
Cool.
You had all the time.
Last thoughts on the show.
How was the show for you?
Hate it?
Love it?
Oh, it's entertaining.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like it.
Shout out to you for coming.
Okay?
Thank you for having me.
Questions or just like...
Question, comment, last thoughts on the show?
I have a question for you guys.
What's like your type?
Do you have a type aesthetically typewriter?
Typewriter?
Like you're typing a female.
I made her laugh, so I did my job.
Okay, you go first.
What's your type?
In shape, not a whore.
Oh my god.
That's so blunt and straightforward.
Don't women want honesty?
Yeah.
I like honesty.
I think that's very easy.
Don't be a fan.
Don't be a whore.
I think that's so simple and cooperative.
You know, don't give me a headache.
He said don't be fat?
Yeah, it can be, yeah.
What if she's, what if she's skinny, prettiest, prettiest girl in the world, but she broke, like she don't got nothing going off of her.
That's fine.
That's fine.
A king can marry a peasant and turn her into a queen.
Men elevate women.
Women never elevate men.
Oh.
Oh.
And if they do for whatever reason...
This isn't true?
Short period of time.
That the women don't evaluate men?
No.
Why?
A rich man will change a broke girl's life.
A rich woman will never look a broke man's way.
That's not true.
I've seen a TikTok.
That's not true?
I'm not going to say a comment, but I have at least one couple that I can make.
Okay, okay.
Real quick.
You said that's not true.
Have you ever dated a broke guy?
Yes.
Where's he at now?
We're still broke.
Exactly.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Like, it don't work, bro.
Like, women don't...
When a girl gets with a guy...
But during the time we were together, he was definitely, like, in a better space because we were together, like...
I was elevating him during that time we were together.
And guess what happened?
It was temporary.
That's the difference.
A man will elevate you and he won't have an issue with that.
Men are built to provide.
Women are not.
Women are built to extract.
Men are built to provide.
We're very different.
And it doesn't work when you try to switch the roles.
So that's what I'm trying to say.
Men elevate women.
Women rarely, if ever, elevate men.
A girl will deal with a guy that's on her level at least.
But she's not going to, oh, I have money.
I'm going to put you on.
if she does that shit, it's not going to last.
So.
Okay.
I feel like his answers are so mean.
The answer, hey, man, You good to go?
Yeah.
Not a hoe.
Attractive.
Cooperative.
What about you?
Well, no.
I didn't answer it, but...
Smart.
Okay.
you want to truth you Bruh.
I knew he was gonna say that.
I just knew he was about to say that.
I knew it too.
I knew that.
He's been staring at me all night.
No, there's a show called You.
Okay, moving on.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Bro!
Hold on!
It's true though.
That's my type of show.
Roll!
What?
I ran, I ran so far away I just... - Miss Russia, go ahead.
It's your goal.
Last comment, question, disagreements, anything that you want to bring up.
Well, it was a very nice experience.
It's my first time on the show and it's a nice experience to...
Well, it was very interesting people here.
Something new and I would love to repeat that.
Cool, very nice.
Alright, what about you?
You said question and comment.
Question and comment.
Final thoughts.
Whatever.
It's my first time on it.
It's not that bad.
I like it.
We're not that bad?
I'll definitely do it again.
What did you come in thinking before we did the show?
It's okay.
You can keep it a thousand.
I didn't really know what to expect, actually.
Oh, you didn't watch No Clips Nothing?
No.
Okay.
Unprepared.
Fantastic.
Just how I like it.
Just how I like it.
Alright.
Let's see.
You don't have to have a question.
It's fine.
Alright, go ahead.
Nah, I don't have a question.
Never mind.
Yeah, she was trying for a minute, bro.
What about you?
Sorry, you're saying something?
No, no, no, go ahead.
Thank God.
You guys are mean.
No, I'm not mean.
I'm a nice guy, man.
Alright, on the show.
I don't have a question, but it was really nice being on the podcast for the first time.
You don't gotta lie, you can say you're heinous.
Nah, y'all blew me a little bit.
A little bit.
Bounce back.
Bell's back?
Yeah.
You know what?
She's actually pretty cool, man.
Like, okay, look.
She just gets triggered.
I know we had about, you know, of the greatest here, back and forth, but you're pretty cool, man.
Wait, greatest?
Who?
You and her.
She's not rude or nothing like that.
I'm not.
I mean, I can be, but...
She was rude.
No, she wasn't rude.
No, she wasn't.
She wasn't rude.
The other girl was rude.
Well, well, well.
She was just getting frustrated.
Yeah, she was triggered, that's all.
But she's okay.
I'll definitely come back again.
Okay, bro?
Yeah.
Okay, bro.
See?
We became friends.
Cool.
Yeah, guys.
I hope you guys enjoyed that.
We will be back on some chats.
Yeah, guys.
We're going to be back on Friday for a call-in show for y'all.
Mia Khalifa talks like a David Blaine soulless corpse.
Fantastic.
Josh, next.
To Mia Khalifa, your entire personality is showing hatred for men on TikTok.
Pretty sure you're on this podcast to make clips of this on TikTok.
You are fundamentally unlikable.
Damn.
Why are these all about Mia?
Let me come in for you.
Who is picking these?
Mia in the middle gives me Roar XD vibes.
What the fuck?
That's a poor thing.
I think.
I don't know.
Okay.
I'm assuming.
Okay.
Guys, we'll be back on Friday.
On the Friday show, we're going to do a call-in.
No after hours, guys, because obviously it's Christmas, so 304's got a Christmas as well.