Kaho Shibuya joins Will Neff and Austin Lee in Tokyo to discuss her upcoming Yakuza motion capture role, contrasting Japan's affordable healthcare with US costs. They explore cultural trivia, including the 1872 English language proposal and the stigma behind four-fingered cartoon characters linked to Burakumin discrimination. The conversation shifts to queer culture in Shinjuku, debunking contagion myths while addressing family ostracization, underground kink scenes, and Shibuya's personal celibacy since September 9, 2019, ultimately highlighting Japan's complex blend of repression and vibrant subcultures. [Automatically generated summary]
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Ambulance Sticker Gift00:11:52
This man, we don't want to teach our children that you're missing a thumb.
Well, if you're missing there's nothing wrong with missing a finger.
But what I'm saying is the default for most of us is.
Ladies and gentlemen from around the world, we are here in Tokyo in my hotel room in the evening once again.
With the wonderful, the beautiful Kaho Shibuya.
Yes.
I saw you're referring to the view.
No, Mount Fuji.
Mount Fuji.
Mount Fuji.
Now, Kaho, I do want to let you know.
A few steps that way.
In that room, gorgeous floor-to-ceiling windows.
Oh.
Perfect view of Mount Fuji.
Sure.
Have you heard of it?
I have heard of Mount Fuji.
Yes, perfect view of Mount Fuji.
Anyway, it is so lovely to have you.
We are having a fantastic time in Japan.
Thank you.
How are you doing this evening?
It's been great.
Actually, I hit my head, the back of my head, like 3 a.m. this morning.
Yeah, I got an ambulance, which is free.
Japan.
Did you get an ambulance?
You showed up for our rinky dink ass podcast after you hit your head like that.
You hit your head?
No, no, concussion.
Good.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, three staples here.
Oh, my gosh.
You literally have staples.
I thought Will was joking.
No.
Can I feel it?
Yes.
They're real.
Oh, my God.
Like a three staples.
Kaho Shibuya is a goddamn trooper.
Let me just say she got a war injury and she's still here to do content for you ungrateful kids.
Okay.
Understand something.
This is important.
Kaho Shibuya, you are such a trooper.
And I want to begin today by giving everybody, yourself included, some gifts.
Wow.
What?
That's right.
I want to come in hot.
Wow.
Okay.
You guys got gifts.
I'm so Japanese nowadays.
I feel like the art of gift giving is something that I really value.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
So I got gifts for everybody.
It is so nice.
So sweet of him.
Okay, number one.
Virunefissant.
Ah.
The shirt that I got you that you just kind of left in my room.
We know this.
This is from the stream.
Wait a minute.
You're giving him the gift.
You're re-gifting the gift you want to gift me?
Yeah.
That's from Nakano.
You got him something else, surely.
Don't worry, I got more.
Oh, okay.
Austin.
This is...
Oh, I've been wanting to do it.
This is a one-of-one Japanese Communist Party merchandise.
Oh, my God.
Straight up from the Japanese Communist Party headquarters.
Oh, my God.
And it is in hot pink.
Oh, my God.
Okay, that's why I'm sorry.
And it's a size medium.
And it's a Japanese medium, so I suspect it'll be small.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm going to bust out of this thing.
Look at this.
The design really screamed communists.
Yes.
Very communist.
Of course.
I have more gifts.
Will Neff, for you, it is the Chinese Year of the Snake branded Tenga.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
And Austin, for you.
Oh, you got me a tango.
It is a hot tanga quick warmer.
Japan exclusive.
This is the second time he's given a tanga to me and someone else.
And the other person's is significantly bigger than that.
Well, well, I don't know.
It's just happening to be that way.
But speaking of, the tanga train is still here.
Oh, my God.
Kaho, thank you.
Here you go.
That's an assortment.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was a chocolate tank.
I don't have a penis, so it's really good.
No, you don't, but I know you don't have a penis, but don't Tengas do they make insertibles?
They have like a female brand, too.
Oh, okay.
Oh, very cool.
They do.
They have a collaboration.
I feel like that's the appropriate thing.
They have a collaboration with a famous Japanese actress.
And one of the Tenga vibrators that they have, as a matter of fact, does whale sounds.
And one of them actually looks like a whale as well.
I got you a gift as well.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
I'm so excited.
I saw this and I could not pass it up.
Go ahead and pop that bad boy open.
Chinatown.
Oh, my God.
Panda on it.
Oh, my gosh.
That's right.
In honor of your trip to the Japanese Communist Party today, I got you a communist panda shirt.
What sort of salute is that panda doing?
Wow, this is so cool.
Yeah.
Sam.
Wow.
Maoist Panda.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
You're welcome.
Incredible.
Anybody, anything.
Boston song.
We don't expect you to get this.
We were getting gifts for cutie, and he asked out loud if there were any stickers available for sale.
I know.
Look, I thought that I would get her a better sticker.
Remember last time?
Do you remember that?
Yeah, the problem was definitely just a sticker being not good.
So I got a sticker for her as a gift from Japan.
She loves Tokyo Disney, so I gave her a sticker.
Isn't that sweet?
That's so sweet.
She loves Tokyo Disney.
So he went to Tokyo Disney, had a fantastic experience at Tokyo Disney.
And then it's one of those, oh, my first time at Tokyo Disney stickers that they hand you by force.
Oh, that's great.
At the door that he delivered to Cutie because he forgot to do that.
And I thought, what a great souvenir, only to be experienced by somebody who went to Disney.
And anyway, she didn't like it.
And nobody else liked it in the chat.
They thought it was really cool.
Cow is so relentlessly upbeat.
I absolutely love it.
She finds everybody.
Oh, my God.
I got to thank you for coming tonight because you know what's really interesting?
Today I retraced the steps of what I did at this point in my trip two years ago.
Oh.
And this is actually really funny because two years ago, we also sat down with you.
Yes.
And it's one of my favorite podcast episodes ever.
So this day really feels like not only a bookend to a two years Japanese saga, but like kind of a rehash of a really great time in my life.
What's been going on with you other than the staples in your head?
And how the hell did that happen?
Well, I snipped.
I mean, I was so tired.
I just slept in my regular clothes and I was wearing tights, you know, kind of pantyhose.
And I saw I heard something.
I was half asleep.
You thought you heard something?
Yeah, I was like, maybe doorbell or something.
I was like, oh, I got to get the door.
And of course, I didn't hear anything.
I was just sleeping.
Then I usually wear shark sleepers.
I forgot to wear sleepers.
And so I just snipped.
And then my bed has storage, like two drawers.
So I guess I hit one of them.
Oh, no.
Did you have a brain scan?
Yeah, CT scan.
It was fine.
Oh, my gosh.
It just changed.
All free.
All free, I think.
Oh, wait.
No, no, no.
I mean, I still haven't paid because I was with the middle of the night.
So I still have to pay when I get my staples out.
How long were you in the hospital for?
No, it was like very quick.
Wait, so if you don't take your staples out or if you take them out yourself, then it's free.
They still chase you down.
How much is it?
I only have to pay 30%, so it shouldn't be too much.
And Ambience is free, so that's great.
Hard US.
In the Asados Unitos, you're in 20 grand for that.
I probably took an ambulance recently.
And it'd probably take you 13 hours.
What?
Yeah, it would probably, I mean, realistically, it'd probably take you around 400.
Yeah, I mean, I went to the hospital.
It was an all-day affair for me for a stomach flu.
Oh, and I took an ambulance.
They billed me.
The bill is $2,500.
I still haven't paid it.
Wow.
I was talking to the Japanese Communist Party earlier about precisely this issue that we're having a conversation around, where apparently Japan has a lot of hospital beds and that there's always availability.
And there's a lot of doctors and nurses in Japan in comparison to other developed nations.
So oftentimes they have a much more expedient process here, despite the fact that they still have some semblance of privatized health care in this country.
It's relatively affordable.
There's a price limit to it.
And, you know, just another sign of a well-functioning society that we do not have.
And it felt so bad because I could move by myself.
I could walk.
So I was like, should I just, I shouldn't have just make a big deal?
And maybe I shouldn't have a cold ambulance.
And I kind of say sorry to the parental mix and everybody.
But they're like, oh, we're glad.
You came as soon as possible.
And everybody was so nice.
Yes.
I mean, I'm a big proponent.
If you think you need an ambulance, call it.
That's what I believe.
Okay.
There are definitely moments where you don't need an ambulance.
And I feel like I don't think if you feel the moment to call an ambulance is when you think you need an ambulance.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think there should be like, if there's a question whether you should call an ambulance, I do believe you call an ambulance.
I'm not saying just, you know, get on the phone and start calling an ambulance.
I've never been in an ambulance.
I've never been in an ambulance.
Really?
Yeah.
I haven't seen until a few months ago.
I've almost never been to a hospital.
Wow.
I've probably been to a hospital for my needs like four times in my life.
Really?
Yeah.
I've been.
I remember when I first got to LA, there's a time I cut my hand open really badly.
And instead of going to the hospital, I took an Uber to a CVS and got a thing of super glue.
And I super glued my hand shut to save some money.
And it, did it work?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You can do that?
I can see a scar.
This is not medical advice.
Please do not do this.
Do this on your own peril.
So I had health insurance in the United States and it lapsed.
So it went away.
Wow.
And I was on my way to Japan.
And all I had to do was survive just a couple more days and not get hurt in the United States.
And I came to Japan and now I have better health care than I do at home.
Because if I get hurt or something in Japan, I will get taken care of.
Right.
And they won't charge me a dime.
How much did it cost the staples in your head?
Oh, I haven't paid it yet.
I still have to go.
Speculation.
How much?
Evacuation probably less than definitely less than 50 bucks.
Less.
$50.
I would assume.
That's like a cab ride.
That's a cab ride.
Oh, my God.
The cab ride was like 10 bucks.
10 bucks?
36?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
What number do you dial if you need help here?
Because I feel like I should know.
11, 9.
11, so the reverse.
11, 9.
Now, do they speak English if you call them?
Might not be available depending on the time.
What?
Why would she know that?
Because she just called.
Well, I guess she didn't.
Austin, why are you...
Why do you know if the operators are multilingual or not?
Also, why are you asking all of these questions?
Like, are you calling?
You were on your phone.
Right?
I was parrying the interview.
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
I just, well, we were getting into the nitty-gritty of the Japanese health care.
I was just kind of letting you ride because I wanted to see where this was going to we go into.
It was like 60 minutes over here.
I'm not realizing.
I'm realizing you just care with the minutiae of.
I think that's what the people at home want to know.
Yeah.
What's the number?
Think about it.
What number is it?
And do they speak English?
Because what if I go out?
Let's say I break a leg.
He's still going.
119.
Now I know the number.
Konichi Wa.
Mushabuji.
Mushumuji.
Ancient Japan Language00:13:27
Hello.
Do you speak English?
I have an emergency.
Oh, yes.
Right, yeah, I feel like they should be, but you know what?
They shouldn't be bilingual.
Should they be or shouldn't they be?
Because, like, we're a guest.
It's definitely better.
I shouldn't expect anybody to speak any other language.
If they can speak Yangish, other languages, of course, that's better.
Anyway, I love this country.
I think it's the best country in the world.
Yeah, the most beautiful people, the most kind people in the world.
It's my favorite.
And I've just enjoyed my time here so much.
I don't want to leave.
That's good to hear.
Yeah.
Do you guys know that I stream super late night and I'm still absolutely bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the podcast?
How do you do it, Will?
I'm gonna tell you how I do it.
Beam.
Have you ever heard of Beam Cutie Cinderella?
Yeah, I've used it before when I was really anxious to go to Disneyland the next day.
And then my brother-in-law gave me some and he said, You gotta drink this.
And then I did, and I went to sleep.
Oh, well, tell us about it.
What is it?
Um, it's a well, I wouldn't say that it's like it's like sleep support, and they have like hot cocoa flavored.
Yeah, this one, oh, yeah, this is the cinnamon cocoa flavored.
This one's the sea salt, and it has a mix of like magnesium, melatonin, l-theonine.
Uh, I have a problem when I take melatonin alone, is I get shaky, but the l-theonine stops that.
That's right.
It's so interesting because I was just enjoying a nice cup of hot cocoa before bed.
How convenient Beam has got it all in one powder with so many things that are helped me with my sleep.
Well, and there's no grogginess.
That's what's really nice about it, it feels really very, very natural.
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Have a good night's sleep, sleep well.
Kaho, what have you been up to recently?
What's new in your life?
Oh, I'm gonna be in a game, and I don't know if you know the Yakuta series.
We saw you!
We saw you!
Oh my god!
The game is coming out next week!
Gabe, cut the clip in, Gabe, cut the clip in.
February 21st?
Can I just throw a dildo across the screen?
Just randomly.
Don't do that.
Did he do it last time?
I asked, yes.
Okay, so how did that happen?
How did you end up in Yakuza?
So there's audition.
Yeah.
And then, well, I actually won the audition.
So I guess being the game.
As yourself.
It's kind of the line saying, like, I'm a dirty, dirty girl in myself, Chris.
So you just have to find out.
You said that?
I'm saying that.
Oh, you're saying that myself staring.
Is it just voice acting or are you mocapped?
I'm sorry if I missed that.
Both.
And also, like, there's live action of me.
There's live action.
Yes.
I actually went to Diet for that, but yeah, I'm like three kilograms heavier in that live action scene.
But still, I guess I hope it's not too bad.
Oh, no.
That's amazing.
Congratulations.
What is the live action scene?
So they are doing this live action scene for kind of a bachelor bachelor kind of content.
Okay.
There's like a one big comedian in Japan, and he's playing this character.
He wants to like a date women have a hub.
The one.
I want to meet the one.
So they kind of accumulate all the girls, like five girls called Minato Word girls.
Oh, like a Minato Ku, just like here.
We're in Minato.
Yes.
We're in Minato Word.
And somehow they say like girls in Minatha Words, they're like expensive and they're gorgeous.
I have seen a lot of beautiful, expensive women.
That's amazing.
That's so sick.
I love the Yakuza games.
I've played most of them.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
It's going to be in Hawaii.
Yeah, and it's like a pirate thing.
Yes.
Majima, fan favorite character is Pirate.
Yeah.
Are you a fan of the Yakuza games?
Have you played them?
I played everything.
Wow.
Except for the online smartphone game.
Yeah.
They're famously long games.
I think I've completed one of them.
I'm working my way through Yakuza's Zero right now.
Oh, wow.
It's a lot of fun.
It's the best one, I think.
It's so much fun.
I think it's the best one.
Kiri-chan.
I'm very excited.
I love Majima.
Yeah.
Anyway, sorry.
That's enough.
Yes.
That's enough.
Have you wanted to do voice acting and video games?
Yes, I have done voice acting in anime and also kind of HE scene too.
So I was like, next time, you got a big game.
What was the, what was the, it was a little bit of a naughty scene, right?
There was some noticing that you can only watch in like a DVD or Bre-Rays.
They do that on TV.
They try to hide it.
They blur it out.
Yeah.
Or they just cut the scenes.
Okay.
What is it?
Is this an anime?
Yes.
Yakuza?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
She's talking about anime.
Oh, yeah.
Just want to make sure.
Okay.
Now, are you animated in it?
The anime one is just a totally different character.
Not Kaho.
See, they're looking at me like I'm ridiculous.
She's answering the question.
Nike dragon.
I am as Kaho.
I've never...
Have they ever used the likeness of real people in the Yakuza games before?
Because they use the character.
They mocap like real actors, but they don't make them play themselves.
Oh, in Yakuza Zero, they have jazz stars show up in the plot line.
Oh, so they have like remember that on locks a video that you watch in the.
No, I know that, but I didn't know that those were real Jav stars.
There are some, yes.
Oh, okay.
I thought these were those were just like a JV girl Japanese.
And this is where you began.
I'm actually in the game as kind of a journalist.
Okay, you're a journalist.
Apparently, she's a nerdy, nerdy girl.
I think she has a lot of people.
Why did you.
That was inappropriate.
Was that inappropriate?
No.
Why did you assume that she's doing jazz in the as a jazz star?
I did a JV a long time ago.
I'm an investigative journalist.
No, no, I totally understand.
Please give me shit.
I'm so sorry.
From 2014 to 2018.
Yeah, you were.
I did a JV.
Great.
Yes.
Amazing.
I'm a gay man.
No, tell me.
I would be such a fan of your work.
Is there much of a gay Japanese adult video scene?
Yeah, is there anything else?
There are.
There are videos, yeah, too.
Wow.
And a lot of actors, they do both.
Okay.
Really?
Oh, interesting.
The women, too.
Oh, there's Gary and Goros things too.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, interesting.
Of course.
Wow.
That's actually cheaper.
That's fascinating.
There is no insurgent.
Oh.
It's not physically as demanding, so it's actually cheaper.
So is a lot of the JV films shot here in Tokyo?
Oh, yes, they are a lot.
Especially around Shinjuku, there are a lot of studios somehow.
Okay, interesting.
Yeah.
Wow, fascinating.
Yeah, you know, I don't know if you know that Zapu.
There is a place called Zapu, like a Zipu.
Yeah.
You see in the pool in like JV or Grebia settings.
Then it's in actually Shinjuku.
It's in the middle of the Shinjuku.
Oh, interesting.
Interesting.
They used to let you film doing it in the pool.
I hardly, they don't do that anymore because it's not sanitary.
Yeah, no, it messes with the pH.
You'll get a urinary tract infection.
Right?
Did I nail that?
You nailed it.
All right.
So, well, we've been here for investigative reporter and doctor.
Yeah.
Us of urology.
So this is our second Some of Us third trip to Japan.
Yeah.
And the last time I was here, it was not a great trip for me.
He was going through a breakup.
He was depressed.
Right.
Going through a breakup.
Very sad.
Yeah, you didn't want to even go to the aquarium.
No, I didn't want to go to the aquarium.
I sat here alone when they went out and partied and just looked out my window.
I didn't even know there was a view of Mount Fuji right out of that window even last year.
But this time I've learned a few different things because now I'm more clear-minded and I've got some questions.
Oh, cool.
And I've been in a group of Gaijin the entire time.
Yes.
And so obviously we have no answers and we just kind of do what each other do, not questioning whether it's correct or not.
So I walk around and we are constantly saying sumima-sen, sumima-sen, suma-sen to everybody.
I remember that.
But one thing I've noticed is nobody else locally says sumimaisen, like when you're just walking around in public.
Is it very common to say that as you're walking around and you kind of we're just saying it all the time.
When you're bumping into somebody, go you're almost bumping into somebody and you say sumima sen or excuse me.
Okay.
But not like all the time.
Not all the time.
So we're being weekly.
Well, to be fair, we are bumping all the time.
We are bumping into people.
We're girthy, yeah.
Oh, interesting.
I was curious.
We're using a backpack on.
We're usually carrying a bunch of shit.
You can't say it too much.
I mean, it doesn't hard.
Okay.
It's kind of like thank you if you say thank you.
Yeah.
Oftentimes, that's good.
Interesting.
Okay.
Do you guys have any questions about I don't have questions?
I have answers.
Oh, whoa.
Questions that absolutely nobody has.
So in honor of Will, always doing an American me up.
Oh, I thought today would be a fantastic day to do a Japan me up.
Oh, please.
Interesting.
That's right.
Special segment time.
Japan me up.
And then put some nondescript Japanese things, but don't make it too racist, Gabe.
Okay.
Like maybe some Japanese music, but like, you know, tasteful.
Okay.
Tasteful.
Mount Fuji.
Maybe Mount Fuji.
And then it goes with the drumming someone goes, oh, something like that.
You know what I mean?
If you say don't be racist and then do that, that's not racist.
That's not racist.
Is that racist?
No, I don't think so.
That was a pretty good, that was a pretty good no, right?
Isn't that what it's called?
Who is adjacent to racism?
I'll give you.
And so your segment?
Who died and made you Mr. Anti-Japanese Racism Understander?
Okay.
All right.
Let me get started.
So sorry for my friend.
So as we were talking about the language of Japan, I wanted to talk about.
The language of Japan is Japanese.
Thank you.
But did you know that initially Japan's language in 1872 was slated to change?
Wow.
Really?
That's right.
To English.
To the English language.
No way.
Yes.
What?
Wow.
The first of these proposals was made in 1872 by a man named Mori Arinori.
He was the first imagined Japanese ambassador to the USA.
I only wanted to bring this up as a factoid.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
Mori advocated that the nation switch entirely to English for reasons of international trade.
In the commercial world, the progress of Japanese civilization is evidently impossible.
Now, Of course, it obviously didn't happen.
And part of the reason why, I think, was because like the written language of Japanese, there's some confusion there as well.
Like, there's you have kanji and also katagana.
Yeah, you have katagana hiragana.
And this was difficult for a lot of the peasant class to learn and also demonstrate expertise in and have like some semblance of universality.
So this man decided, let's actually just, if we're going to teach people a language, let's, you know, use the language that is going to be used by international commerce in the future.
Now, in 1872, I feel like that's a fairly insightful test.
This is an early adapter.
Yeah, like my man was just like ahead of time.
He was a maribou OG, but of course, it didn't work out.
It was just a little tidbit I wanted to give you guys.
This has been Hassan's Japan Me Up.
Oh, I actually learned something today, too, that I thought was very interesting.
Have you ever heard of the Aroma game?
Aroma game?
It's actual game TV game or just not a TV game.
This goes back to ancient Japan.
We're talking thousands of years ago.
Rich Japanese, I guess, you know, dudes would get like 10 different aromatics or incenses, and they would play a game to test your palate where they would burn each one of them, and the other rich person in the room would smell and try and guess what the scent is.
Hello Kitty Aroma Game00:03:48
And then this would be a marker of your pedigree.
This feels like this feels like a famous game, What's in My Mouth?
Yes, yes.
This is a very different version.
You don't want to play that kaho.
No, but I'm not going to show actually.
No.
But no, we were at the natural or national history museum today.
And I was fascinated by this because they had an aroma game set in one of the in one of the displays.
And I thought that was fascinating.
Yeah, we went to the museum today.
And the other fascinating thing, and you can sound off on this, is the museum was almost empty except for one exhibit.
That is their, you know, they'll have like one rotating exhibit.
And right now it is the Sanrio Hello Kitty Memorial 50-year exhibit.
Memorial?
Well, 50-year.
Oh, and Hello Kitty.
It had a line that wrapped around the block.
Do you know that Hello Kitty itself has grossed over $100 billion with a B dollar since the 1970s?
Wow.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Daughter of the USD.
Wow.
Yeah.
So are you a Hello Kitty fan at all?
I find her adorable.
Yeah.
She's like a maid.
She's like the same size of apple, right?
Three apples.
I forgot how.
Yeah, how tall she is.
Three apples high.
Or how heavy she is.
Also, like she weighed by apples.
Isn't she supposed to also be, yeah, Hassan was saying like a person.
She's not supposed to be.
She's actually from London.
Yeah.
Hello Kitty is not a cat.
Fans in denial after creators reveal she is a little girl.
Yeah.
That's right.
Isn't that crazy?
I know.
Ready?
Trivia.
Trivia.
What is the first Hello Kitty product made in the 1960s?
Oh.
No, it's 1974.
No, but this is like the precursor.
Oh, the precursor.
Yes.
Whoa.
Parse?
Good guess.
We talked about it earlier.
We literally read the placard at lunch.
I read the placard at lunch.
I sent silk.
Wasn't it silk?
It was a textile factory, but it wasn't silk.
Shit.
Hassan?
Denim.
Flip-flops.
Oh, I don't remember that conversation.
Yes, yes.
So we had special Hello Kitty drinks today.
Yeah, we went to a tea house.
Yeah.
Oh.
Very ancient tea house.
Well, not super ancient.
It was like 1700s.
Yeah, that's pretty ancient.
Well, I mean, I mean, but comparatively speaking, Japanese history goes to like 3000 BC, so not as ancient as it could be, but beautiful tea house.
Walk in, we ordered Hello Kitty drinks.
Yeah.
We sat on the floor at a traditional Japanese tea table and we drank tea together and we had nuts.
And it was a beautiful, and it was, you know what was so cool is it was so quiet and peaceful.
But I look around and there's not one singular sign that says you need to be quiet.
It was just such a peaceful environment that it was an unspoken rule that everybody there was to respect the sanctity of the tea house with peace and silence.
And I told the gentleman as I was buying, I was checking out, and he was, he was so, he, him and I had a moment.
We connected on that because he too understood what I was saying and he recognized, oh my gosh, you're right.
Not a sign in the house.
I know what you mean by that.
Yeah, it just happens organically to snatch.
And it was beautiful.
Four Fingers Etiquette00:06:21
Okay.
I have a second Japan me up.
Oh, take me there.
Now, excuse me for having so many different facts about Japan today.
It's not only because we went to the Japanese Communist Party headquarters earlier with March, but also I went there with a bunch of academics.
Right.
And you also have read it on your phone.
No, no, no.
That part is a trick.
But don't worry about that.
I'll explain it in a second.
Okay.
And after that, after that wonderful experience, I actually hung out with them for quite a while.
We had some drinks, we had some food, and we just kind of talked about Japanese politics in general and Japanese culture in general.
And I found some very fascinating things.
That's why I have a lot of trivia here for you guys today.
Kyle, if you know the answers to this, obviously don't cheat by being Japanese.
Please try and explain.
I have to stop being Japanese.
Damn.
Did you know that televised shows such as Bob the Builder and also Simpsons, where characters have four total fingers, were apparently edited in the Japanese market, at least the covers for The Simpsons to have five fingers.
Why is why do you think that is the case?
Will Neff, what's your answer?
I think that is the case because famously, the Yakuza have a habit of taking partial fingers when someone owes them money or disgraces them in some way.
And they did not want their cartoon characters to have a gang affiliation.
Austin, what's your answer?
Well, I just think it's not anatomically correct.
And I think that those in Japan have attention to detail.
It's like this man, we don't want to teach our children that you're missing a thumb.
Well, if you're missing, there's nothing wrong with missing a finger.
But all I'm saying is the default for most of us is.
He got halfway through his answer.
That was a joke.
He realized it wasn't political enough.
The default finger placement for most people is five on each hand.
And I think that's beautiful and it's natural.
I think that although we accept all varieties of folks with different amounts of fingers, I think that in Japan, they want to go with the default.
I forgot that I was actually doing trivia as Austin rambled on.
So incredibly brave.
He's so brave.
Both of you are wrong.
What?
Come on.
That's right.
Both of you are wrong.
As a matter of fact, that's what I thought as well initially.
And that's actually the popular Reddit post that I was looking at that was falsely suggesting that it's because of the Yakuza.
Kyle, do you know why?
I'm guessing.
I don't know if the correct answer, but I guess they didn't want to insinuate that they're disabled or like they're not.
No, you're also wrong.
Oh my God.
I know more about Japan than Kaho Shibuya, who is literally Japanese.
They did change the character in Breach, the one like a female character who didn't have an arm or they added like a fake prosthetic arm.
Oh, that's crazy.
So I said that's what they did.
The real reason was, apparently, because I've been looking at like, someone told me that there's like not a lot of at the main cafe.
I think it was Cole that said, like, there's not a lot of swear words in Japanese.
Yeah, I'm shocked by that.
However, however, there is a concept that has stood the test of time that is considered a massive pejorative.
Bruku Min.
The Brukku people.
Now, yes, you think I'm talking about black people.
It's not black people.
It's not me saying black people in a Japanese accent.
Brukku is a specific subclass of people in Japan.
Come on.
Stand us up.
Quickly.
The way to refer to Brukku people is by hitting up the four fingers like this.
Why, you might ask?
But what are these people?
Yeah, well, who do Blaku people?
I'm going to explain it.
Let me fucking finish.
Okay.
The reason why this is a pejorative is because four signifies the animals that they used to butcher because the butcher class in feudal Japan was considered to be the lowest of the low.
So people were grouped in under feudal Japan, okay, basically a thousand years ago at this point into certain neighborhoods in certain parts of the village where these were the people that actually handled the animals.
Okay, these were the people that were the butchers and the people that work in like, you know, horrible conditions and whatnot.
And they were considered the untouchable cast in old Japanese society.
But because Japan is so obsessed with maintaining their culture and their history, and because the Japanese government, as a matter of fact, maintains, it's one of the only countries in the developed nations.
Get to the goddamn point.
I'm done.
I'm just joking.
Come on.
Get to the point.
You're about to get there.
I'm kidding.
I'm joking.
Because Japan is one of the only nations, one of the only OECD nations that actually maintains your family lineage by family name and your residential address, that apparently the ancestors that were Burakamin, the people are still actually considered lesser when people find out in Japanese society if you are from that neighborhood or if your parents actually were butchers a thousand years ago, basically.
They will literally refuse to marry their daughters to you.
And apparently this was a level of discrimination that was so severe that the Burakamin went out and did like, you know, in the 90s and into the 2000s, did this like massive legal battle, discriminatory legal battle against them.
And apparently they're still fairly litigious as well.
That's more prominent in the countryside and especially in the Western side.
But so you're familiar with it.
I'm sorry, please go ahead and ask her about emergency room services again and if they speak English.
Discrimination Legal Battle00:03:29
I'm sorry.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Just because I'm a more sophisticated journalist doesn't mean you need to bring me down in front of our guests.
I apologize for his antics.
So you're familiar with this.
Yes, you get that from my society history pass.
I ticked him off.
Yeah, this is, I wanted to bring something thoughtful to the podcast.
I'm so sorry, has I didn't do anything?
Anyway, but yeah, this is inappropriate in Japan, right?
I watch your stream all the time.
I love your commentary.
I know.
It's fine.
It was just a joke.
It was in poor taste.
I do apologize.
But I thought it was fascinating that they still consider if you're because obviously handling meat is not considered sinful anymore.
It's not like Japan is like a Buddhist society, right?
Any longer.
So, you know, handling animals is no longer considered to be inappropriate or sinful.
And yet, this discrimination is like carried on for centuries at this point.
Yeah.
I didn't mean to bum you out.
Kaho's like, yeah, it's a shameful part of artist.
Thanks for bringing jokes about it.
Wait, is that is that like actually a shameful thing to bring up?
Oh, no.
I mean, but you have to learn about it.
So okay.
Well, I'm apologize for bringing up how there aren't many Japanese swear words.
Did you learn any swear words?
I was told that there are no words that are considered like the equivalent of American swear words.
Like, there's you rarely see like a beep sound on TV.
Sometimes they beep like a word, like something sexual, like sex.
Yeah.
It can be beeped.
Sex?
Yeah, sex can be.
Sex.
Yeah.
If it's like a TV show, like during the day, I guess like they probably beep sex.
Sex who.
Yeah.
So that's the biggest swear word?
Is sexu?
Not swear word, but yeah, they think it's too sensitive.
What's like some of the big ones?
If I just say it in public, someone will be like, oh, I don't know.
I don't want it.
Banka is fine.
It's like stupid.
You're a moron, right?
Oh, you moron.
So there are, it's more like descriptive words of like parts and acts rather than like a fuck or shame or penis or something.
Some discriminatory words.
Oh, I don't want to learn that.
To like refer to somebody who is somebody crazy, but if it's you use sudden words like a mentary crazy and dead, you can all say that on the other side.
But there's no, there's no like fuck.
There's no like.
No, not really.
Like there's okay.
Okay, you can say you stub your toe.
What do you do?
Isn't that curse?
That's occurs, isn't it?
That's kind of shit.
It's kind of clear.
Yeah, it means shit.
Will they censor that on TV?
They're not going to censor that.
Interesting.
Nah, they just chat.
So they censor penises, but not saying shit on TV.
If you are in an anatomy class in Japan and they're talking about sex, what are they going to say?
Will they say sexu or will they say sex suit?
I think it's with the class, it's fine.
If it's not on TV, do they have the is sex sexual education very prominent in Japan?
No, I don't remember much.
So I don't think we use like a condom on bananas, though.
No, I don't think so.
I also went to girls-only school, so maybe it's kind of different.
Okay.
Sex Education Silence00:08:25
Wow.
I went to Protestant girls-only school after anime at the word.
I see.
Interesting.
Good old friends.
Yeah, look how I turned out.
You turned out fabulous.
I stopped going to a church on Sunday because there are a lot of TV shows on Sunday morning in Japan, especially anime.
So I was like, you know what?
I'm going to watch Digimon, and that's going to be my unique job.
Oh, my God.
I loved Digimon.
I was a big Digimon fan.
I never understood it.
I feel like it's his weaker Pokemon.
You don't need you.
I don't get it.
I don't even know Pokemon.
Excuse me.
Turtis.
Turtis.
I know Pokemon.
Favorite Pokemon.
I know Pokemon.
Everybody knows Turtis, and everybody loves Turtis.
Yeah.
Everybody's a big Turtis fan.
Everyone.
And I mean everyone.
Okay.
Kaho, thank you so much for taking us to Hansen Man the other day.
It was a fantastic stream.
Do you know what I saw a tweet by Ronaldo?
Whoa, wait, wait, what's his name again?
Ronaldo?
Oh, Cristiano?
Oh, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Yes, like soccer player.
Very handsome, right?
Yes, very handsome.
I saw him see the eyebrows, and I go, wait, I've seen the eyebrows.
Oh, so you think I'm Cristiano Ronaldo?
Yeah.
I was like, whoa.
Devastating.
What?
Because he's the most successful soccer player.
I know, but like, that is exactly what I have this.
I have this attitude about the situation where I feel like Latin American men, mena men, men from the Middle Eastern North African region, Portuguese men, they have a very particular sensibility around beautification.
I think they go a little above and beyond with the way that's what I'm trying to say.
Being politically correct, yeah.
I just don't.
You look a little too manicured.
I just don't like that.
Yeah, I don't like looking super manicured.
I just think that it's too many sharp angles.
You know, I had to literally shave my beard down because I feel like, especially with the longer beard, it looked crazy.
No, I understand what he's saying.
He wants a more rugged look.
Yeah.
A more rugged appearance.
And I think in now, a lot of Japanese men are into a more manicured look.
Is that correct?
Yeah, that sure looks more androgyny.
Right.
Androgynous.
Yeah.
So it's so interesting to me because my gay dar is all over the place in Japan.
Because I'll be like, oh my God, look at that beautiful gay man.
And then I look to the left and it's he's holding the hand of his girlfriend.
Yeah, dudes will be wearing lipstick on days with their girlfriends.
It's just wild to me.
I'm with that.
Yeah, which is great.
Anyway, back to your no, well, there wasn't really much.
I just wanted to open that up as a point of conversation.
And I think you look good.
I think you look good, but I also would prefer, I think you look better with a rugged, more rugged appearance for sure.
I think so as well.
You know, like, so let those eyebrows get a little wild, you know?
Yeah.
Let that beard grow.
I thought it was very funny.
It was very funny.
It was really fun.
It was a great stream.
We need to do that to you as well.
Even though the guys thought we were trying to get it.
No, they thought you were trying to steal a free haircut.
Yeah.
At the end.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, my buddy also is a streamer.
Like, can we also get free promo for him?
I wasn't handling the camera the entire time.
So they definitely didn't think I was a streamer.
They thought I was a camera guy that you were trying to get a free cleanup for.
They thought I was a homeless man that you were trying to groom.
No.
I think we could have communicated that a little bit better.
And I think you presented yourself in that way where you put out some vibes in order to avoid having some vibes.
This motherfucker goes, yeah, wake up at seven.
We're both going to get groomed.
I thought we were.
Standing in a torpedo tube holding a five-pound camera pack, not sitting down once.
Wait, wait, this is so funny to me because I was watching the stream and I was like, when's Will going to get no?
You weren't the only one who was asking that question.
I was asking that question quite frequently.
He's going to say, I presented myself a certain way.
We can try to next time.
I don't know.
It's been next two years.
I don't know when you're thinking about coming out.
Is it one thing?
One time, probably.
One contextual thing you have to realize.
Our whole podcast revolves around being awful to one another.
Now, we would never do that to you because you're a queen and feel free to be horrible to the specifically to Austin.
I think that's a good thing.
They're kind of once.
They can be more horrible to me because I'm gay.
It's usually what they're like, stop.
Shut up.
I'm like, try not tell them, shut the fuck up, Austin.
Did you see?
Do you see Austin getting jealous of our boy love that he had to go and kiss Connor?
Oh, I did kiss Connie.
I saw that.
I didn't remember.
I was so wasted.
You were.
I was, I don't even, I just, I took the thing and I just, we did the Pokegame, right?
Pokémon.
Scary Japanese.
Yeah, and I don't, it's not a difficult game at all.
I just put it in the mouth and just go for it.
And I ate the whole thing.
I think you're supposed to enjoy the moment.
It's kind of like a Disney, like a dog singing.
Oh, you're supposed to?
You're just, oh, it's supposed to be an enjoyable moment.
I just made it in the tramp.
I thought it was like a game of chicken.
No, it's kind of like you thought there was a competition of who can eat the most pokey stick?
Yes.
I thought it was whoever backs away is the bitch.
You know what I mean?
That's what I thought.
So I ended up Sea Dog is a streamer.
Are you hitting me?
What?
Yeah, I've been known to torture Connor on his YouTube channel.
So I'm good at torturing him.
I live my life like a 75-year-old.
I'm not going to get us like that.
We need a little bit of that.
Feel free to lay in that.
But I ended up kissing Connor in the bathtub after like four shots of socket.
Four shots.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
Sake bombs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, and it was a great stream.
It was great.
Will came in and did a bit.
I've learned it.
I've learned this.
And maybe in the Patreon, I can show you my skill if you're up for it.
Oh, Connor told us a story.
I don't know if you've ever heard this story.
He told someone at a bar one night that he was a proprietor of Japanese Oddities.
And the guy told him, Well, I got something you got to see.
And he took him to a bar where a large, bald, heavy-set man broke chopsticks with his ass cheeks.
And Connor said it was at the bar.
Okay.
Connor said it was one of the most bizarre things he's ever seen.
So to help Austin with one of his bits, I learned how to snap chopsticks with my ass cheeks.
You can do that?
I can do that.
And we're going to do that behind the paywall on Patreon.
I mean, we can call down to the front desk.
If you would like to see it, I've learned this.
I've mastered this skill.
Is it your bat cheek muscles?
No, you kind of wedge them under the cheek and you use your underpants as a fulcrum to snap them.
You don't have to have like a noticeable ass muscle.
I don't know.
I don't think you need a lot of cheek meat.
Austin is desperately looking for chopsticks right now.
He's going the front desk.
Oh, he's calling the front desk right now.
I guess I'm going to be snapping.
This is only if you're very comfortable with it.
I will show you this.
Good evening.
Yeah, I don't care if you're comfortable with it.
I'm not sure.
I want to make sure she's comfortable.
Yes, three pairs would be great.
Thank you.
Wooden, choppers.
Thank you.
Did you ask for wooden?
Did you make sure they're wooden?
Oh, I hope they are.
Oh, my God.
Well, if not, you're going to have to break it.
I don't know if my ass is strong enough.
I mean, okay.
Well, we'll figure it out.
But anyway, we did this for In the Tub, and I did it to make Connor laugh because I like Connor a lot and I thought it'd be a funny bit.
It was a great bit.
And you did successfully, he successfully snapped those chapsticks.
Yeah, wow.
So we did that.
And then the day before, we went and did the maid stream, which was so much fun.
And we all took photos in made outfits.
And I want to say, gentlemen, I have never seen two straight men get called the F slur more than you guys online.
Really?
What's crazy?
I didn't get one.
Hentai Confidence00:15:50
Yeah, no.
It's crazy.
You didn't get one.
It's crazy how much people have been yelling at us online.
They've said that you and I are the reason why young men are no longer liberal.
I wouldn't consider either of us liberal to begin with, but that's a strong statement.
Yeah, like people people online are like these F slurs are the reason why men are turning away from that is crazy because those same men grew up on jackass and jackass was like one of the most homoerotic strange like you know bro their dads did drag that's the funniest part like all this like anti-drag nonsense is a relatively new phenomenon like Donald Trump motorboated Rudy Giuliani's titties when he did drag.
Like what are we fucking talking about?
This wasn't a point of contention at all.
It's like the last four years they've rewired their brain into being like, no, actually Mrs. Doubtfire is problematic because it's turning the children queer or some shit.
You know what I mean?
It's like, yeah, dudes do drag.
Get over it.
Fucking, you can be confident about your sexuality.
I still think, it's still so funny to me that there is a large group of people, especially in the United States, that think you can catch gay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right?
Like the flu.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like if you do, if you're around too much homosexuality, you might catch that gay.
Does that also mean like you can be treated to?
There's places that make money off of like going to gay camp.
We try to send Austin.
We wanted to send gay.
Honestly, guys, I don't think I would really experience any trauma from it.
No, I think you would meet a lot of handsome gay men who are in denial.
Yeah, and you can maybe sneak them out.
Yeah, maybe I could, that could be like an escape.
Austin shows list, like a like a Schindler's list of gays.
I was going to say that, but I thought it could be.
That's, yes.
Come on, Joseph, let's get out of here.
Come on.
We can suck back all we want.
Okay, so in Japan, I did a little research on gay culture before I did a little investigative journalism.
And I found out that in Japan, being gay is not widely accepted, but also you can kind of be gay and you can, nobody's going to hurt you, but you may kind of suffer some consequences within your family, maybe.
What is it like being gay in Japan?
I mean, as a totalist.
I think that's a good idea.
To your knowledge, what is it like being queer in Japan?
I have actually took Connor to Gaber before.
Yeah.
And there is a district in Shinjuku that's like all kind of gay district.
I think we went there.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to go tonight.
Oh, yeah?
Yes.
Yeah, I think so.
And they're like, it's all right, of course, like accepting.
But, of course, there's no gay marriage in Japan if there's a partnership.
It's like, I think it's depending on the environment.
It's not just like a Japan, but I guess like your older generation definitely gonna be, I don't know, maybe I think the amazing thing is like they are sad, like, oh, I'm not gonna see grandkids or something like that.
Not really about accepting.
Yeah.
Daphne, it's not gonna be the hatred.
No.
That's what I've noticed.
It is, it is challenging for a lot of queer people in Japan, but it's not as like, it's not as much like in the United States, you have places that are very accepting, very well known, but there's also places where like you could get killed for being in the United States or trans or whatnot.
And in Japan, it's not as much like that, where it's like they're not going to beat you up for being gay.
You may get ostracized from certain groups and treated differently, silently, more than anything.
But I found that very interesting.
Carl, would you say that Japanese culture is in some ways much more open about demonstration of sexual kinks and sexual desires, even though there is obviously a serious amount of repression as well?
Daphne, there is Daphne oppression.
Well, you've seen some like a kink, especially in JV or some like, it's kind of like underground thing.
It's not, we talked about one of those kinks just quickly.
I know.
You mentioned one that you did on stream.
For the pod.
Can you mention what that one was that was very strange that you did?
So I wore fake SiriCon gigantic nipples.
Oh.
Like huge.
Wow.
Like they attach.
They put on a guy.
I think there was Grew on it.
And when they were detaching Acturi, the hairdresser did that.
He actually cut under a bit of my areoras.
And I was like, I freaked out.
Oh my God.
Did he put it back?
But Austin did.
The scene that they filmed was nipple fucking.
Oh, like, was there in the wall?
Yeah, there's like a fantasy.
Oh, my God.
I think it's from Hentai.
Oh, my God.
That you want to be covered in nipples.
Like, you want to go inside of the dock with a nipple.
Have you ever seen about that?
No, no.
I've never thought about it, but I'm going to admit I've seen it in a hentai before.
Oh, you have?
I've seen it.
I just didn't know it had ever been expressed.
Wow.
I've actioned this.
You're a real freak, dog, for like even encountering that in the wild.
I feel like that's some life-changing.
That's some life-changing ass shit.
I would be a different person after I encountered that.
A guy acts like he's never seen a hentai before.
No, I have.
I've never seen that kind of hentai.
It's wild.
Tanks and hentai go crazy.
Hentai.
Oh my God.
Yo-kai is in hentai sometimes.
You know, yo-kai, like a monster.
Oh, yeah.
Super tall yo-kai.
I could never get into hentai.
It's just too unrealistic.
Is it the blue girl was like the famous legacy hentai monster fucker.
I think there are a lot more women that are monster fuckers than guys.
Where I've said this before, there's a secret contingency of women out there that's fantasy is to be fucked.
Yeah, like Bad Dragon enjoyers.
Bad Dragon, the dildo.
Oh, wait, like Actragon?
No.
It's a dildo company that specializes in lunch monsters.
I'm the freak for having seen hentai.
Oh, come on.
You know what?
He's a special cheese.
Yo, he's planned a fool.
You're a planet fool.
You're not.
I'm almost certain we have on camera discussed.
Hassan.
We have discussed Bad Dragon.
We have discussed Bad Dragon.
It is one of the most.
I've never heard of it before.
Such a fucking guy.
You fucking asshole.
He knows exactly what it is.
Do you not know what Bad Dragon is?
No, so this is a brand of a dragon.
It's like a brand.
It's a very famous brand.
I've seen the rabbit onesu.
They make like crazy shit.
They make like alien like a unicorn cock.
Oh, wow.
Interesting.
So it seems like you're knowledgeable all of a sudden.
Yeah, I remember now.
Oh, no.
So is sex kind of like a taboo topic in Japan?
I don't think so.
I mean, I've been to like a very extreme industry.
Of course, they talk about sex.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, because like they had like a, like, like the, the, what was fascinating to me is they had a um a tanga store just in a mall and like i would never see a sex i've been to that tangent too actually uh they got me a code kahoo that's crazy that people can use for a discount yeah it's like i'll give you a single We just bought a bunch of that.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
How much can we get off?
10% at least.
10% off?
Really?
Do you get a kickback from that?
I hope you guys think he'll do it.
Good fuck.
Good fuck.
They also gave me an advent calendar of Tanga X.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I was like, the OX and like the fuckable one.
Yeah, I was like, every day in December, you're supposed to open one.
It is pretty wild, like, how easily accessible these fuck toys are.
Single-use fuck toys.
Yeah, single-use fuck toys, which makes more sense when you think about it than like multiple purpose ones, I think.
There's one more topic I want to talk to you before we got to the paywall that I thought was interesting.
You've kind of taken a temporary vow of celibacy and removed yourself from the dating market.
Yeah.
So the last time I had sex was 2019, September 9th.
So it's like a 3-9, triple nine.
One man, three nights.
No, yeah, only one month.
Okay, no, three.
Sorry, I mean, Ariel.
You remember it vividly.
Was it good?
Was it bad?
Well, that was bad.
It must have been so bad she quit cold party.
I'm like, okay, if it's going to be like this, then I'm okay not doing it.
Sure.
Damn.
Can I still like attach myself first?
Too much information.
So continue.
I'm sorry.
So when do you think you'll rejoin the dating pool?
I don't know.
I like fearing my skin a lot.
I like cutting myself at night so much.
I like feeling my skin so much.
Like, oh, I'm so fruffy and cuddly.
I like, I'm just happy touching myself.
It's like, damn.
So there's no plans at this moment to re-enter the dating.
You know, at this point, only I can touch myself.
And that kind of makes me feel special.
Like, especially Pokemon.
Now I feel like I should have gotten you a TV story instead of just the chalk.
What would it take?
What sort of man?
Describe the man that it would take to get you right back in the game.
That would be tough because I'm not interested in marriage or having a family.
That kind of defeat the purpose of dating.
Like you want to have family food or combo food.
Companionship.
Yes, right?
I'm not going to movies by myself because I want to focus on the movie.
Oh, you're very much alone.
That's okay.
You don't need to talk to anybody.
You can find a partner.
I think everybody could find it, but you don't need to.
If you don't want to, then you don't have to.
You know what I mean?
True.
Yeah.
I don't know if I want, I don't even have pets.
So it's like.
And if I want to talk to somebody, I can stream.
So I don't really know.
I don't have the encouragement.
You are a lone wolf.
Yeah.
And I had so much sex.
It's like, it's like I need to have it anymore.
You're fucked up on sex for me.
You just had it all.
After you have a nipple fuck, I feel like you're really sated for at least a few years.
So you had a lot of sex.
Yes.
So tell me.
I'm telling you that.
Yeah, but my first time was like a 23.
You were 23.
Yeah, like I was not.
I started kind of late.
No, there's nothing.
I just like a rush so much.
It was a beautiful time to start.
Really, Barbara Walter, 60 minutes old.
So you've had a lot of sex.
No, but that's not where my question was.
It was going to lead into another very topic.
You know, you've experienced some men out there.
Would you say that the men that you've experienced are just, are they just selfish?
You know, this guy that was the last straw, what happened?
What made it just like, ah, fuck this?
You said it was bad.
What about it made it so bad?
I saw the dating part, having dinner part was good.
Like, oh, like, he listens so much.
That's cute.
But sex was very receptive.
I mean, maybe because, like, I'm no longer a JV actress, but because I have been there, I think they expect me to lead.
Oh, I don't know.
And do what I do.
That's true.
And they're like, oh, do anything for me.
Like, do anything you want to, you know, do to me.
You just do anything you want to me.
Yeah, they actually do say the same.
That was a job.
And I got paid by, okay, let me think about it.
Yeah, wait.
So he said.
The expectation is that you dominate them.
Right.
They expect me to be very pneumphaniac.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know what I am saying.
You are the most demure, quiet, kind person I've ever met.
Interesting.
And there, so it's just, it's like sort of like a, would you say that they're selfish?
No.
Are you looking to see if Japanese men are selfish tops like you?
I know.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not a selfish.
I'm not a selfish top.
Well, I bring this up for a reason.
I don't know if you know this, but he runs one of the most popular dating shows.
Oh, I do, yes.
I think a lover house with Kaho Shibuya.
I would go crazy.
I agree.
I think we should have you on one of my show.
I think I should have you on one of my shows.
Oh my God, that'd be great.
I would love that.
I haven't even kissed for more than five years, so it's like I cannot even be too casual.
Maybe we can keep you.
If I'm going to kiss, I want it to kind of on camera.
Really?
How often are you cuddling yourself?
Oh, every single night.
I feel so great.
That's amazing.
My body feels so good.
I end up snuggling against my breasts so much.
About your own breasts.
That is so good.
I'm going to shake my head, but by law, I can't agree to that.
I'm just going to say that.
Are poops comfortable?
Are they?
Do you know what?
You're really, this is the one thing that he's doing.
You might not know this also, but.
It's not even sexual.
It's just very comforting.
It's not a squeeze.
Kaho also very famously has very large breasts.
Wow.
Especially for an Asian woman.
Awesome.
This is the gayest you've ever been, dog.
I think that's incredible.
I think it is.
I really do.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're friends.
That's amazing.
He's so nervous.
He's so nervous right now.
I think that it's great.
I'm not attracted to breasts, but I do see the allure.
Thank you.
I think they're very like.
He's starting a bit.
Yeah, you're killing him right now.
If I see one out in the wild, sometimes there is a gravitation.
There's a pair.
I don't see one out in the wild.
They usually come in pairs, but typically speaking.
He goes, Yawza.
But as a woman, this is so curious.
I haven't ever asked a girl this, but like, is it offensive when somebody goes, like, is it offensive?
Sometimes I feel like men are just looking.
Yes.
I don't like it that much.
That's what I thought the answer would be because they're pigs.
Men are pigs.
On behalf of all of them.
All right.
On that note, ladies and gentlemen, another banger episode of the Fear and Podcast.
Kyle, can you shout out where people can find you, please?
Yes, please.
I'm on Twitter slash X and also Instagram at Shibukaho-Sh-I-P-U-K-H-O.
And I do stream regularly kind of for fun.
And her streams are incredible.
Very close.
Appreciate it.
My Twitch account name is Shibuya Andabar Kaho.
And on that note, the chopsticks are here.
We'll see you on the other side.
Patreon's going to get Kaho back in the dating pool.
It's watching me stick these chopsticks with my ass at patreon.com slash fear.
And see you guys there.
See you later.
Okay.
All right.
So I'm going to describe for them.
Kyle, would you like to inspect the chopsticks for the audience at home?
We're just regular.
Yeah, just wooden.
No tricks there.
For those audio listeners, Will Neff and visual listeners, Will Neff is now removing his underpants.
He is wearing a blue boxer brief.
Family Mark boxer brief.
Oh, and he's putting the chopsticks, fastening them in.
Okay, so now let me take his underwear.
Oh my god.
Oh, wow.
Okay, he's now lowered the chopsticks to the bottom of his butt cheek.