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Got Into Talk Radio
00:05:11
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| I get letters, comments, criticism from fans and non-fans. | |
| And let's take some time to respond to some of them, shall we? | |
| How did I get into talk radio? | |
| Kind of a long story. | |
| I was living in Cleveland. | |
| And I was writing op-ed pieces. | |
| I would send them into newspapers. | |
| I didn't have a column or a deal. | |
| I would just write something and I would send it in. | |
| And usually I'd get a little rejection notice saying, thank you for sending it in, but we don't think we can use it. | |
| But that was undaunted. | |
| I kept sending them. | |
| I kept sending them. | |
| And finally, one day, the Cleveland Plain Dealer published an article that I wrote. | |
| This is over 30 years ago where I said that racism is no longer a major problem facing black America. | |
| Now, you say that today and people call you a denier. | |
| Imagine 30 years ago. | |
| So I got a phone call from a radio host, the producer of a radio host in Cleveland, And he said, I read your piece in the newspaper. | |
| Are you black? | |
| And I said, I think so. | |
| And he said, you don't believe racism is a major problem in America anymore? | |
| And I said, no, I believe that you work hard, stay focused, and don't make bad moral mistakes. | |
| You can be fine. | |
| And he said, would you mind coming on my guy's show tonight and talking about this? | |
| And I've never been on radio before. | |
| And I said, sure. | |
| So I was on for a whole hour. | |
| Now that I'm in radio, I realize that is an eternity for somebody who's never been on radio before. | |
| Cleveland is almost 50% Black, so most of the people who were calling the show were Black, and they were ticked off. | |
| I was called Uncle Tom and Sellout and Bootlicker and Coconut and Oreo and bug-eyed, foot-shuffling Uncle Tom. | |
| And I was called everything you can imagine, including the name that you call somebody when you really want to hurt a Black person. | |
| I was called Republican. | |
| And I remember saying to myself, I'll never do this again. | |
| I get back to my office, the phone rings, and it's the station manager. | |
| He said, I heard you. | |
| He said, you were amazing. | |
| I said, I was? | |
| He said, oh God, you were funny. | |
| You were witty. | |
| You have a good speaking voice. | |
| You took difficult positions and you defended them without losing your sense of humor or your temper. | |
| Have you ever thought about doing talk radio? | |
| And I said, no. | |
| And he said, why? | |
| And I said, I don't like being yelled at, and I don't like yelling at other people. | |
| And he said, are you married? | |
| At the time, I was. | |
| He said, do me a favor, go home to your wife and talk this over and call me tomorrow. | |
| I said, fine, I'll do that, but I'm not going to change my mind. | |
| So I went home to my then wife, and I told her about this. | |
| And she said, well, what do you think of talk radio? | |
| What do you know about it? | |
| I said, I know nothing about talk radio other than it seems shallow, glib, and stupid. | |
| She said, it is. | |
| You'd be good at it. | |
| And so I agreed to sit in for that one week. | |
| And after 20 minutes, I heard angels singing. | |
| I just knew this was what I wanted to do. | |
| It took me about two years to meet the right people. | |
| Ultimately, I met Dennis Prager, who is a radio host at KBC Radio. | |
| And he had me on his show as a guest. | |
| And station management heard me. | |
| They gave me a two-day audition. | |
| And the rest is pretty much history. | |
| And I've been on TV and radio now for about 35 years. | |
| In fact, TV even before radio, but that's for another story. | |
| So that's how I got into talk radio. | |
| Larry, what would you have done had you not gone into talk radio? | |
| Well, I've always, always, always wanted to be a writer, and I'm a writer now. | |
| But that's what I wanted to do. | |
| But I also knew that you could not likely make a living out of being a writer. | |
| Most writers that I admired, many of them died, broke. | |
| They got famous after they died, that kind of thing. | |
| I didn't want that. | |
| But I always wanted to be a writer. | |
| And I think you get addicted to it if the first thing you publish that you write gets published. | |
| And I wrote a poem about Sandy Koufax when I was in the fifth or sixth grade, and it got published. | |
| To see your name in print just blew me away. | |
| Well, fast forward several decades later, guess who I'm able to meet at a black tie affair in Beverly Hills? | |
| Sandy Koufax. | |
| I knew somebody who knew him, so we were able to walk down to his table. | |
| My friend introduced him to us, to me. | |
| And I said, Sandy Koufax? | |
| I said, I just, I can't believe it. | |
| I told him the story about the first thing I wrote was a poem about him. | |
| And I said, I'll just give you the first stanza, Sandy. | |
| Koufax is on the mound. | |
| The game has just begun. | |
| He gets a sign from the catcher and swish, strike one. | |
| And Sandy had a big smile, put his hand on my shoulder and said, don't quit your day job. | |
| Larry, were you popular when you were in school? | |
| Not much. | |
| I remember in the eighth grade, my first sort of official girlfriend, Cheryl Sheffield, I met her at a record hop dance at the school and she was holding a cup of punch, red punch. | |
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Cheryl Says Quits
00:04:20
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| And I asked her to dance and she said, I'm holding the punch. | |
| And I said, set it down. | |
| And her eyes got big, and she thought that was forceful and commanding. | |
| Later on, she told me that. | |
| Don't ask me why. | |
| So we started going out. | |
| And after a few months, she came over to my house. | |
| My brothers and I were in the living room watching television. | |
| Doorbell rings. | |
| My brother opens it. | |
| It's Cheryl at the door. | |
| And of course, she asked for me. | |
| So I come to the door. | |
| Again, my brothers are there. | |
| And she says, it's quits. | |
| I said, what's quits? | |
| We're quits. | |
| It's quits. | |
| It's quits? | |
| We're done. | |
| Why are we done? | |
| She said, we're just done. | |
| I said, why? | |
| She said, you're too nice. | |
| And she walked away. | |
| That's an example of Larry Elder's social life. | |
| And it kind of went down from there. | |
| So no, I was not particularly popular. | |
| Larry, what were some of the other things that happened to you in high school that formed your outlook on life? | |
| I'm not sure whether or not you can call this something that happened that formed an outlook on life, but it certainly showed me a lot of deep-seated anger that I often talk about in my videos and on my radio show. | |
| I applied for a job with the LA County one summer, and it was about four or five hundred people from all around the county. | |
| Most of them were white applying for a job. | |
| You had a three-hour exam. | |
| It was math. | |
| It was reading comprehension, stuff like that. | |
| And there was a guy from my high school there who I knew sort of, but not very well. | |
| His name was Gilbert. | |
| And Gilbert was kind of a likable guy. | |
| He wasn't a troublemaker, but I never thought of him as somebody who was really concerned about school. | |
| And so he was there applying for a job too. | |
| He took the same test I did. | |
| So after the three-hour exam, you go out into the hall and you sort of wait for them to grade the exam. | |
| And he said to me, Larry, watch out. | |
| They're going to get us. | |
| And I said, who's going to get us? | |
| He said, you know, the white people. | |
| I said, you mean the people giving the test? | |
| He said, yes. | |
| I said, Gilbert, we don't even put our name or race down on here. | |
| How are they going to know that we're black? | |
| They're going to figure it out and they're going to F the black people. | |
| That's what he said. | |
| As he was speaking, he had his hands on his hips, arms akimbo is what it's called, and he swung his arm and accidentally crashed into a white young lady who was holding a cup of cocoa. | |
| She was wearing a white, beautiful white dress, and the cocoa spilled all over her dress when Gilbert's elbow hit the cup. | |
| And she went And Gilbert looked at her and turned back to me and ignored the whole thing. | |
| That's how angry Gilbert was at white people who had done nothing that I could tell to him. | |
| He was just angry in general towards white people, much the way we saw how many blacks were angry in general towards white people during the O.J. Simpson case. | |
| That's when I saw one of the first glimpse of this kind of deep-seated, senseless anger towards white people who've done nothing whatever to people like Gilbert. | |
| Larry, was your social life any better in college? | |
| Yeah, it got a little better, but I had a girlfriend I liked a lot named Phyllis. | |
| And Phyllis was from Canada and she played guitar and she sang. | |
| And I never met anybody like that before. | |
| She spoke French. | |
| She was black. | |
| And we were sitting in my dorm one time. | |
| This is shortly after we met, maybe a few weeks afterwards, few months afterwards. | |
| And she said, what do you want to do when you finish school? | |
| And I said, I want to be rich. | |
| And she said, no, seriously, what do you want to do? | |
| And I said, I'm serious. | |
| I want to be rich. | |
| I want to do something interesting and that I think will be uplifting and something I'll have passion for, but I want to be rich. | |
| And she said, what a superficial thing to aspire to. | |
| And I thought she was joking at first. | |
| And I said, well, what do you want to do? | |
| And she said, I want to help people. | |
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Demonetized But Un silenced
00:00:45
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| I want to go to third world countries. | |
| I want to do this. | |
| I want to do that. | |
| I said, I think it's wonderful. | |
| I want to be rich. | |
| And that pretty much was the end of our relationship. | |
| She thought I was crass and shallow and superficial. | |
| What can I tell you? | |
| Now, good news, as you may or may not know, we have been demonetized by YouTube. | |
| Epoch Times channels, all of them including mine, have been demonetized. | |
| Good news, we must be doing something right. | |
| Frankly, I'm surprised it took them so darn long. | |
| You can follow me and support me and get me on demand and uncensored by going to LarryTube.com. | |
| That's real simple, LarryTube.com. | |
| And I am Larry Elder, and we've got a country to save. | |
| I'll see you next time. | |
| Fill us. | |
| Cheryl. | |