Elijah Schaefer and Georgie dissect the Supreme Court's ruling on Black voting districts, mocking Turning Point USA CEO Erica Kirk and falsely claiming Nick Fuentes was vindicated despite fabricated assault videos. They discuss Florida redistricting gerrymandering, allege $146 billion in California Medicaid fraud under Gavin Newsom, and debate racial dynamics involving Hakeem Jeffries and Clavicular's sexual allegations. The episode concludes with satirical monologues about "nice guys" versus "bad boys," a review of Jimbo Zoomer's music video, and an announcement that Rift is moving to Australia as a massage parlor. [Automatically generated summary]
We may have big problems with illegal immigration in this country.
I have to tell you, we have an even bigger problem when it comes to the systemic indoctrination and radicalization of our own citizens.
This is what got my husband killed.
This is what has led to three legitimate attempts on President Trump's life.
And I can speak firsthand to that unbearable toll that this must take on our First Lady.
There has never been a president who has faced this many assassination attempts in Americans' entire history.
And after each one, the reaction from the far left has been, at best, a shrug, and in some cases, a sick disappointment that the shooter was unsuccessful.
We are all human beings.
And if you can just pause and just take a minute and ask yourself, how would you feel?
If even just one person made cruel jokes about the attempted murder of your loved one, that is what Jimmy Kimmel did to the First Lady.
He said that she had the glow of an expected widow.
The glow of an expected widow.
Just 48 hours before that nightmare almost became a reality.
In this culture we're living in, Absorbs disagreement as a form of personal betrayal.
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Welcome back to another episode of Slightly Offensive.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
You can go to my screen here for a moment.
I just don't get it.
I don't get the PR campaign, I don't understand what's going on in politics.
It's all very confusing.
Like, this is supposed to energize young men right here, dressed like she's about to take down Skynet or something.
I saw one tweet that said, if she wants to be taken seriously, why is she dressed like the drug dealer in an after school cartoon special?
Like, I don't know.
But today, something's happened in the news.
In fact, they just decided that there would be no redistricting based on racial lines.
And what that means is a very big win for white people today, because redistricting has very much, in many ways, been used to give black districts to ensure.
Black members of Congress.
My producer was just asking, Why do we have black members of Congress?
That's a huge reason why, because lines have been written in the actual gerrymandering of the states in order to ensure that black districts have representation.
But also in the news, Erica Kirk is making a really weird apology video and it's completely backfiring.
And to this day now, I still have about one half of the posts on my timeline of Indians dying in cartoonish ways.
And we will show those videos to you today because they're just there.
And I just want to remind you that this is my neighbors, these are the people that live next to me.
It's a slow news week.
People aren't really interested in the news this week.
I've noticed that.
I've noticed people aren't really watching the news.
Joining me today in the studio is my good friend to talk about it all, Benjamin Netanyahu.
Once more, Elijah, I'm very pleased to see that Charlie's wife, widow, Erica, has decided to join the Rhythm Nation and go black on black on black on black on black.
I'm not sure she's going to go all the way to coal black, but.
Hey, listen, I was once at Cal State Long Beach and they did a cutout of Charlie's head that was probably about this big.
And they shrunk his eyes down to like the size of marbles and his mouth and his gums.
They took his teeth down.
He was just gums with little marble eyes and they had it with googly eyes waving in front of him as he came.
Imagine Charlie Kirk being like, it's at the end of that, being like, you don't know what I have to go through as a public figure of one of the largest political organizations in the biggest empire in the world's history, funded by hundreds of millions of dollars and on TV and with the president involved.
You wouldn't believe people are writing fake things about me.
It's like, Erica, why don't you just do what I do?
Just be like, everything you read about me on the internet is true.
It's all true.
Everything they say about me is 100% accurate.
Erica, I have less people that watch my shows than the apostles that follow Jesus Christ.
And I have a new article today, even in the New York Times again the other day.
India Times wrote a big piece on me.
I don't know why I'm always in Hindustan Times, Hindu Times, and India Times.
It's a big deal.
Popular guy.
The Indians really think I'm a hotshot there.
They don't mind killing themselves like they're in a Looney Tunes episode.
Me talking about their names and not liking them, apparently that makes the news over there.
Imagine what the news would be, anyways, if you have like 600,000 people dying a year from like road accidents.
That's legit, by the way.
Erica Kirk, let's talk about her for a second.
In the beginning, she says, you know, two things in the speech.
She makes it about her, and then she talks about illegal aliens aren't really a big problem.
It's not our biggest issues.
I just want to say, because I'm friends with Andrew Cole, that.
I like Tyler Boyer.
They've been good to me.
I don't want to attack the organization in any way.
They've paid me a lot of money over the years as well.
I've signed NDAs.
And I don't really have anything bad to say about the organization, but Turning Point was Charlie Kirk.
And Erica Kirk isn't doing it.
And it's going to fail.
I mean, it's going to remain influential simply because they're going to put money into it.
But I'm talking about what Turning Point was the energy, the pizzazz.
It's just not there when you have a girl dressed like a Colombian guerrilla fighter.
You know, talking about people being mean to me and comedians.
Something is just, that's the state of our politics.
And we were talking to Georgie in the car, which I'll bring up in a second.
And we were saying together, we have a conversation that whoever wanted Charlie killed, they got what they wanted because they got the organization led by a beauty queen who's now a talking head for the Trump admin and the Israeli regime and just does whatever they say.
And then, whenever something, instead of talking about the problems in our organization, how to refine it and get the energy back and get people interested, it's like with every girl.
It's all about her.
She can take no accountability that maybe she's just not likable and she's hurting the organization.
And I feel bad because her husband turned into a meme.
Man, he was good to me.
Charlie was good to me.
And I'll remember even when I was a small creator, I met him one time at his speech back in like 2018.
Saw him again in 2019 or later in 2018, I think, at another speech.
And he knew me by name.
I think, oh, Elijah Schaefer, good to see you again.
I met him one time, you know, the first time he remembered my name.
Good guy.
No one thought Charlie was a bad guy.
He just hadn't evolved past his donors.
And now maybe we were all too hard on Charlie.
Maybe we were all too hard on Charlie.
I think we might have been because maybe we pushed him to getting himself killed.
Maybe we shouldn't, maybe we should have just been like, hey, you know, he was better than his wife.
And at least the conferences were fun to go to.
And at least, you know, there was some energy and some movement and some fun going on.
But maybe we're like, you know, hey, Charlie, why aren't you based?
Hey, Charlie, why aren't you based?
And then maybe he wasn't based because now he's based six feet in the ground for questioning Israel.
If her demeanor was, I'm a grieving widow, and she would like come out on stage at these events to like do the opening, like the greeting, like everybody in honor of Charlie, let's take a moment of silence.
Let's remember Charlie.
And like, I have some quotes from him that he read, you know, like this kind of stuff.
And like, anyways, welcome up the person that's running the organization.
Third Coast Texas Toe says, We all have Erica fatigue.
It's so true.
I think, you know, it's very.
I think it's just distasteful to have Erica as the CEO of Turning Point.
It's like no one asked for that.
She's right when Charlie Kirk was diverting from the Trump admin, you have Erica take his place as the talking head for the Trump admin for the Israeli regime.
I don't like it.
I think everyone kind of sees through it.
And she's just not likable.
Like no one likes her.
She's not likable.
She looks fierce and scary, you know, like for a woman.
She doesn't look like Leader of the Real.
But anyway, I'm Sith Lord Groyper.
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We need journalists.
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But yeah, the Erica thing, I do have Erica fatigue big time.
Big time Erica fatigue.
I think it was the wrong move, but it's like it seems like there's a quid pro quo situation going on because I heard a rumor on Twitter that the ballroom is going to be named after Charlie Kirk or something to that effect.
It's like, okay, well, Erica's in the White House like every day and she's getting her talking points from Trump, from the Trump admin.
She doesn't know anything about anything.
So it's like her relevance comes from the talking points she's getting from Trump.
It's because she doesn't really know all this stuff organically.
So I don't like it.
I think everyone sees through it and no one expected Turning Point to go that direction.
Obviously, the better route would have been to choose a rightful successor, someone that actually knew what they were talking about, someone that was well learned and studied.
Like Charlie Kirk, someone that resembles him in his style in some way.
They didn't even try.
Just putting his wife on the stage, I think it was a bad move.
But I think more importantly, it has occurred to me over the last few days because seeing the reaction that people have to her, which is pretty visceral, as a matter of fact.
And she'd be acutely aware of this because there's feedback given to her.
And I guess this is what has also played a major part in the instigating of removing large contingents of former employees who gave their heart to Turning Point USA.
But if Erica wishes to escape this type of scrutiny, all she has to do is step back and look after the children.
She would be a champion of women.
People would appreciate her.
I thought Elijah's idea, what he mentioned earlier on, is exactly her role going forward forevermore.
And that is to simply introduce people to read some of the most pertinent statements that Charlie has made over a period of time.
Obviously, she'd commit them to memory, she could also share anecdotes.
Of their relationship as well, which would personalize her a lot more.
Instead, she has got a defiant edge to her where she wishes to scold the American public constantly because they're unhappy with the direction that Turning Point USA is heading.
But once more, there is an easy solution to rectifying this and making Turning Point bigger than ever before, and that is to make Nick J. Fuentes the CEO, the big boss, the main man at Turning Point USA.
But because that isn't going to happen, it is obsolete, as sad as that sounds, but truly it is.
And she's grappling, she's trying to fight the tide of the ocean.
And one individual will never get there because people have moved on.
And what she's bringing to the table isn't satisfactory, it's not even close.
And so, the grace period that she had for a period of time has now been extinguished, also.
And I find the whole situation terribly sad because her defiance mandates that she will stay in that chair and people should bow down to her forevermore.
And she wants to be who knows what she wants to be.
I do wonder.
What course are they trying to chart for her and her involvement going forward in United States politics?
Does she want to be a kingmaker as a queen that is unimpeachable in that sense?
Or does she literally want to be vice president under a future aspirational President Vance?
Let's wait to see.
Yeah, the whole thing is terribly sad.
And I won't say much more because I don't know what's in her mind.
And I'm trying to be compassionate to her and empathetic to her.
Look, and I'm not going to say anything bad here, but.
I noticed there's this thing that people notice that men are noticing is that their wives who watch Candace Owens religiously end up becoming more feminist, even if they're conservative, and they end up challenging their husbands and they become kind of weird.
Now, for some reason, I'm still paying for Candace Owens' book club.
You don't argue with a woman in your life about politics.
You don't do that.
I don't ever, and I realized I was like never talking about politics.
And I was like, what is this?
You know, and it was a very much like Candace, you know, Candace's attitude.
And I noticed that Candace is kind of this like cult of women.
And it's like, not, I wouldn't recommend your wife watching her or your girlfriend or even your, or any political show.
But, you know, most importantly, I'm saying like, you don't want, it's bad for women and for men to be led by women because women leaders are bad leaders by, by, by, by character, right?
They cannot be, women cannot be great leaders unless, and I'll, and I'll give my, I'll give my mom this, may she rest in peace.
The reason why my mom was such a famous Christian speaker and such a like she always met, like this is not a joke.
She always maxed out rooms and churches.
She had two rules.
You ready for this?
She would only speak to women, only to women.
And you know what?
You know what her answer was on the male question?
She never spoke about men.
She spoke about women.
And you know what her answer was on the male question?
Submit to your husbands, therefore, as God says, and a woman shall be quiet in the church.
And you know how many men stay in marriages even just for their kids?
It's for their kids.
They're miserable.
They're in the marriage for their kids.
People say they had a miserable marriage and he was, but I'm saying they stayed in it for the kids.
And what, what, 70, 80% of divorces now are instigated by women because they get bad advice from their friends.
I don't think Charlie's advice from knowing him, from knowing the people around him, I could not see even if he got, if he left the company and divorced her and she took 50% of the company, he would ever let her have a leadership role.
Like I just don't see it happening.
And some people say he was staying in the marriage.
For his kids, which is very believable.
And by the way, that she acts publicly, that would fucking suck to be married to her.
And these people are wild to think that they can arrive on people's doorsteps because they have some type of hesitation to their prominence in your country in regards to commentary and defining the future zeitgeist of this country.
Pun intended zeitgeist once more.
But, yeah, man, these women are crackers.
They are cocoa for cocoa pops or cuckoo for cocoa pops, as you call them.
But no joke, like these women think that they should be out there and they want to scold the man and they want to tell this boy that he can't be doing that because they know better than him.
Now, they don't know shit and they need to be removed with prejudice from the doorstep and denied an opportunity to even confront somebody like that.
How dare they step to a dude and think they can tell him what the fuck is up?
Excuse my French.
But more importantly, I think Nick has to be able to have that footing every single time someone steps to him.
Which is extremely unfortunate, but there's crazy people out there.
They've been sold lies by MSNBC and Rachel Maddow and CNN and everyone else for years now.
And they think that by doing something like that, somehow it will prevent Nick J. Fuentes from ascending to his rightful position.
Have you seen the one where he's wielding Thor's hammer and it is literally 50x Thor's hammer and he's knocking her and pulverizing her through the concrete?
So, the haters of Jay Fuentes are going to be out there.
They're going to see that clip.
They're not going to understand that it is not real.
They're going to say, How did he get innocent?
How could they have set him free?
And they're going to literally, man, people in two years' time are going to be saying, Nick Fuentes, did you see what he did to that woman on the sidewalk out the front of his own house?
The real one, damn you to hell, born of Satan, damn you to hell, making all these those that say that, but I know, but that's the community I come out of, actually.
How come all the Clippers can get it so right when the United States government gets it so wrong when they should have been treating every single enemy of the United States with the same prejudice which has been demonstrated in this?
Maybe this is going to instigate.
Them to replicating this type of conduct when they need to push back against Antifa and radical leftists and anyone else who is stepping out of line.
Because that's all she did.
She stepped out of line.
She thought she could bring it.
She fucked around and then she found out and justice prevailed.
Well, George, you were telling me earlier the only thing worse than an African American woman screaming in your face is an African American woman screaming in your face whilst holding a bull.
If this happened multiple times, one time, and he saw the register and refunded it, But, like, black people will literally return to the place they're fired from, sneak in, create a co op to return mac and cheese back to their credit account rather than just work.
Man, they're right there and they're talking about homogeneity and they're talking about why they have a right to preserve their race in their own country.
Some people are losing their minds about it, but they're all about it.
And when the Japanese girls come into Twitter spaces as well and start giggling and talking about their love of Sonic, oh man, it's erotic!
It's literally the equivalent of taking a dump in your own kitchen sink whilst you're washing your chicken fillets with detergent prior to cooking them.
Like, this is obnoxious.
It's wild.
There's no understanding of environmental protection or environmental pollution.
And more importantly, it's our own backyard.
You don't shit in your own backyard.
But they're doing it and it's cultural and it is normalized and it has to be avoided at all costs, yeah.
Okay, I understand, I understand you're in the Indian minds, Elijah.
Well, I understand Indians, I understand Erica because, like, you know, I'm going through like one of the craziest seasons of my life, and you're just a girl, and I'm just a girl, I am not gonna lie.
I'll tell you, I'm going to tell you a story, but I'm just a girl.
I can't even say it because it's going to fuck me up in court.
But I, but I, but I, but I'll just say it.
No, no, you can't say it.
But I'll tell it after the show because it's, it's, it's like diabolical.
It's one of these things where you're like, that person used, it's just, I'm just a girl in that situation.
They did.
And it wasn't a joke.
And they literally did this.
I'm just a girl.
And I was like, what the fuck?
You can't, that's not, you're not allowed to use that excuse.
So I actually don't know off the top of my head, but I will go check that for you.
But I bought a license for it and YouTube, I'm finding YouTube over this because they're saying I don't have a license.
They said it's copyrighted and it's not copyrighted because I bought the license to use it.
And I never use uncopyrighted music in my shows, but we're having a licensing problem going on because they're claiming YouTube's AI has just ruined YouTube and it's impossible to use, but that's the front of it.
That being said, let's get to this Hakeem Jeffries.
In Australia, and it's crazy because honestly, I wasn't aware of this.
I wasn't aware of the product actually existed out there, and other people already discussed this and they'd figured out the cuisine for themselves in regards to the recipe building.
But in Australia, when people want crunchy chicken, yeah, we will put breadcrumbs around it.
But also, some people have been known to use a cereal which is called Special K, which is primarily made of grain, and they will literally drop breasts of chicken into the cereal bag.
And mix it all up and splice it in there and squish it or whatever else.
And so you do get some crunch in it.
But I never understood it was actually taking place in an industrial scale in the United States amongst a segment of your population.
I'll have to remind Australians they're doing it wrong.
They've got to buy the one straight off the shelf from Walmart.
One thing that I don't get with all of that, ladies and gentlemen, is in Africa, we've seen Africans bite the actual heads off live chickens constantly.
I've seen dudes tear out the feathers and literally just hoe into that ribcage of a formerly live chicken whilst it's spurting blood.
If that is normalized in the continent of Africa, which is inhibited by Africans, how come the African Americans are so desperately afraid of clean chicken breast, which comes?
Told you, unfortunately, the last friend I had named George was a black guy with cerebral palsy who was given to me by my university and lived in a room.
And yeah, and it just, you know, saw his cock a lot.
And it was weird watching a guy go like this when he's like three limbs jiggling and like walking around.
You're like, what are you doing, dude?
Why do you have your pants down?
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You don't know what it's like to be disabled and it's all to pull your pants up.
I couldn't find the original one, but this is where they do so much fried chicken at the house that they permanently turned a dryer into a fried chicken.
Because fraud investigations bring us to the golden state of California.
Look at this number.
$146 billion.
That is huge.
Health and Conservatives officials confirmed that number to Chris Ruffo as the staggering amount of fraud in a single program in Gavin Newsom's state Medicaid system.
Stop and think about that $146 billion, a single program, a single state.
That is slightly more than Warren Buffett's estimated net worth.
It is more than the GDP of several small countries like the Marshall Islands and Dominica, just to name a few.
And it is well over $100 billion more than the most valuable NFL team, the Dallas Cowboys.
That is just for Medicaid, just in California.
So imagine what the total number of fraud is when you count all the social programs in all 50 states.
The Trump administration is imagining that, and they are now taking action in a stunning raid of hospice facilities in Gavin Newsom's California.
Now, just this week, the Justice Department announced eight people were arrested accused of defrauding the state out of more than $50 million.
That includes one couple who runs a hospice care center in Anaheim.
And in dramatic fashion, authorities swarmed their residents, sawing through the metal front gates of the property and used a loudspeaker to get them to come outside.
The couple is accused of defrauding taxpayers to the tune of $7 million.
And according to reports, their center has been a problem for years.
Over the past five years, they reported more than 97% of their patients lived, and that's in hospice.
That is unheard of.
90% of patients on average die less than six months after admission.
People always think, well, it's not people always think, people just say that I make shit up and I always can come with receipts.
I can always prove it to you because it just sounds, everything I say sounds ridiculous.
It's like, yeah, I used to work for Gavin Newsom or I worked for Gavin Newsom before.
It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
It's like, and it's like, well, then you find out I'm from LA and I'm from California and like, Maybe I was involved in politics and maybe I was interested.
No, I was working as a media guy helping him with his fundraiser in Newport.
It really is astronomical because there are many GDPs of countries around the world that don't even get.
Close to that.
Like they don't blast past 100 billion as a GDP of nations with millions and millions of people.
So when you see 146 billion, you think, oh, that's nothing.
It's a drop in the ocean because the Pentagon budget's 4 billion and you're in what, a $40 trillion a year economy or whatever it may be.
But the reality of the situation is, unless you can actually write out 146 billion and add all the correct zeros, you won't be able to understand how large a number it is.
So to simplify that, it is literally like what, 146,000.
It could basically provide universal health care for the whole state.
Good universal health care for the whole state is just in medical fraud.
And I mean, you're taxed in California like you're taxed in Australia.
A lot of people pay over 50% in taxes there.
Their state tax is like what, 14, 15%?
So if you're paying like 37% tax rate, which I have paid before in my life, not now, but before, I have before, you end up paying like 52% in taxes.
That's when people are like, what do you mean Bill Morrison pays 50% in taxes?
That's what he's talking about.
Talk about the fact that with the state tax and property tax and federal tax and sales tax and gas tax and every other tax, you have to compare up to 60% of his wage and tax.
It does equal out for a lot of people to 60% of their wages are paid in taxes.
And that's crazy.
It's like, well, with that, you would expect at least, like, maybe I just get free college and free health care.
But you don't even get that in California.
You don't really get any chance.
Unless you're a poor black or illegal, they'll give you a phone.
So, once again, what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to explain to you guys so you can understand how astronomical that number is.
And once again, it's a drop in the bucket in comparison to the totality of the budget.
But, nevertheless, that means you could have $146,000 people sitting in a stadium and you could go and give them all $1 million cash each.
Okay, so you've got to overflow your largest stadium that holds.
100,000, 146,000 people, and you give them a million bucks each, and you've got 146 billion.
It's fucking wild to think about it.
This is the type of waste, once again, with only one program and it's been swept under the carpet or swept under the rug, as you guys say.
And it's really who cares?
It's neither here nor there.
There's plenty more where that came from, and let's continue it on.
Like, this is a gravy train which is sending your country to third world status, and the wealth is being extracted from yourself, and your taxes will forever increase, and they are stealing the wealth and the birthright of the future generations as well.
And promising to make her the female face for looks maxing.
Alexandra Vaselinevna Mendoza claims clavicular legal name Braden Peters had a sexual relationship with her while she was 16, inviting her to his house and giving her excessive amounts of alcohol.
And she was unable to consent.
Also, claiming he was performing unconsensual sex with her when she woke up.
Like, I would press Clav in public for that and I'd want to bitch slap him to say, bro, I'm cool with a lot of what you're doing and androgenic and everyone else.
Like, they can do what they do.
They're young men.
They're out there in the world.
They're making bank good on them.
But, motherfucker, I draw a line when you're doing that shit.
And you might say to me, hey, but wait, she's a beaner.
So, naturally, at 28, the war's going to hit her 10 years before it.
A known sex offender found naked in bed with a bottle of lotion on top of a screaming nine year old.
Boy, after breaking into the home, Laverne Scott, also known as Cookie Monster, has been a known sex offender for 40 years, but he was still allowed to roam the streets.
According to Omaha, Nebraska police, Scott was found with no clothes on in a child's bed.
Scott, according to police, pinned the child to the bed and set his legs in, using his feet as hooks to hold the child in place.
Boy's grandfather rushed in the room and was able to get the man out of the home.
Scott was first convicted of first degree essay in 1987 and then again in 1999.
He was convicted of violating his registry in 2017, 2018, 2022, and 2024.
This is crazy.
This is disgusting, too.
Look at this.
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TV.
Newswatch 7's Beth Carlson joins us with the arrest report and the allegations.
And a warning for our viewers, Beth, these are allegations that are tough to hear, right?
The victims say this happened in their townhome near 13th and Leavenworth.
Scott allegedly came in in the middle of the night through an unlocked front door.
They say he took his clothes off and went to a nine year old boy's bedroom.
That's when the boy screamed for his grandfather.
Now, according to court documents, the grandfather of that child went in and found the suspect standing at the foot of the bed.
He then walked Scott out of the house.
He told police he went back inside.
And found Scott's clothes.
But when he went to give them to him, he had taken off.
That's when the family called 911.
Now, later that night, officers got a second call alleging that Scott, while naked, went into a nearby Airbnb.
He told people inside it was his own home.
Police found Scott wearing only his socks on the corner of 14th and Leavenworth.
KETV investigates looked into Scott's history.
He was convicted of first degree sexual assault in 1987.
An attempted sexual assault in 1999.
He's a lifetime sex offender.
Now, that means he's required to check in at the sheriff's office every three months.
But according to the arresting documents, Scott was sent to jail four different times, spending a grand total of five years behind bars for not checking in and verifying his sex offender status.
Now, today, a judge set his bond at $1.25 million.
Georgie, you cannot, and I've been trying to impress this upon lenient judges and judiciary in Australia that advocate for these people can be rehabilitated and they can undergo certain programs and they will come out into society if they were released on parole and children will be safe from now.
I've tried to emphatically tell them constantly that you cannot rehabilitate sadistic sexual predators.
It's built into them.
And the only way to rectify this situation and discourage other dudes who are up for parole who are currently incarcerated for crimes against children is to show them CCTV footage of motherfuckers like that being dropped from helicopters into the hungry mouths of crocodiles up in the Northern Territory.
But this is why I think that the Jews intentionally smeared the lines of what sexual assault is.
You know, it's like Clav's like a 20 year old guy, and there's like, even though there's Romeo and Juliet loves, he's like with a girl that's like, he's with a mature woman who gets her period that's a few years younger than him.
And everyone's like outraged, and it's like he's an assaulter.
And it's like, is that really what it is?
If you grab a girl's ass and she didn't like it and she slaps you, are you really assaulted her or you just like got rejected?
For recipients to a higher number than people who are non white, et cetera, et cetera.
White people are overrepresented and more represented in perpetration of certain heinous activity within the society because they make up a larger fucking percentage of your population.
So, of course, but when you break that shit down per capita, which these people seem unable to fucking comprehend, I don't want to get arrested, man.
I'm going to go back to Australia and deal with some repercussions, but it's infuriating.
And people have to be able to understand what per capita is and what it means and how that can impact a society going forward when they want to make up a society of certain people who will not be advantageous to that society, thriving forevermore going forward.
It's bullshit.
And I do not buy the fucking argument and I will not accept it.
And every single time they try to outline and say, but you did this and you did that more than us because look at this number of perpetrators as opposed to the number of actual people who are not victims.
Per capita is fucking everything.
And I believe, just from observation, that the vast majority, not all, not all, not all, but most amazing.
Shout out Jesse Peterson.
We'll get him on the show soon.
But these people are incapable because of their IQ of even fucking comprehending what per capita means.
And that is an extreme problem in our society.
We can't have low functioning fucking IQ in the society becoming predominant in the society.
Otherwise, these things are a natural extension of what we can expect.
And what it does is it victimizes the innocent and it makes everyone worse off as a result.
And we are being far removed at accelerated pace from a once civil and pleasant society.
Plato didn't say this directly, but there's a quote based on the Republic.
And it's something along the lines of when a society is democratic for long enough, the retarded masses, the uneducated masses, will eventually just take all the power.
Well, the smart people will just check out of the whole conversation until the thing collapses and ends.
And, like, that's, I think, where we're at.
My point with saying that is, like, I really do feel like it is too late.
Like, we're way too far gone to vote your way out of it.
Yeah, you just can't.
Like, there's just no way.
You can redistrict, you can change the laws, but it's just never going to be enough.
It is too far gone.
Like, for this republic to.
To withstand the pressure that we're facing, the external pressures from people that don't even assimilate to our culture, that aren't like us, they don't agree with us, they don't share our religion.
That's just where we're at.
And I don't think we're getting out of it, unfortunately.
You know, and Penny, you mentioned earlier, you said, well, if you're voting for Gavin Newsom, well, that's what you want.
Well, I actually don't want the country to get worse, but I do want the country to be put in a position where something better can take its place.
And it's only going to happen, like, for example, in.
After World War I, the only reason that the Nazis or the fascists were able to take power was because there was a total economic collapse.
Now, this is what we're going to end on, ladies and gentlemen, because we all want to have a laugh, but I think this is a true indicator of what's actually taking place here.
Everyone's familiar with Call Her Daddy and whatever the fuck is going on there, where women volunteer there.
I know it runs two minutes, but rest assured, it is certainly worth it.
And tell us whether or not.
In the chat and tomorrow night as well, send a super chat through if you like and tell us if this is spot on.
Because I honestly believe it is.
This is the underlying message of every single episode of Call Her Daddy, and this is why it is so fucking horrible for women in the United States to be force fed this from a woman who they think needs to be the queen of messaging going forward.
So, yeah, let's roll up, boys, whenever we like.
And thanks to everyone.
Thanks to the super chatters.
Thanks to everyone else that's joined us here on chat this evening.
My boy Elijah is absolutely flying.
He's killing it.
We're great to have Georgie back.
We are absolutely zeroed in for this forevermore.
And yeah, we want an hour compilation of all of the various versions of Nick Fuentes being vindicated and justice prevailing.
Used to put cameras in my house, film me without my consent.
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Still kept seeing him, though.
Sometimes you just literally need the chaos.
Yeah, I just wasn't ready for the nice guy, Chuck, who I'm dating now and will definitely see this interview.
I remember when we first started dating, he bought me a trip to Aspen.
Love it.
I did miss the flight because I ended up sucking off the fry cook at Bob Evans, who lost custody of his children for violence resulting in a loss of his son's vision.
What happened?
Now, remember that night as he was hanging me over the balcony, demanding I transfer money into his friend's commissary, thinking.
To myself, should I have just gone to Aspen?
Don't do that, baby.
You weren't ready for the nice guy yet.
I really did just have to experience 20 to 30 bad boys in a really short stretch of time while Chuck, the nice guy, who will definitely see this podcast, waited for me patiently.
The world needs more Chucks.
But I guess I just wasn't done pursuing the bad boys.
Like Devin, for example.
Devin.
Really bad guy.
Used to put down cats.
A veterinarian.
Recreationally, no formal training.
Used to strangle them with his bare hands while he yelled obscenities at strangers on the street corner, chop them up after.
Aggressive.
Used to call me, collect, let me know he wants to come over, and I'd have to cancel with Chuck.
And I would just ignore Chuck's calls.
Devin would weigh out drug portions in my living room for weeks at a time with some of his unhoused associates and have sex with me as he pleased.
Still not ready for the nice guy, Chuck.
He's so nice.
He sounds like the nicest guy.
Even then, Chuck would come over after and help me clean the cat entrails off the sofa and bedsheets that Devin and company left.
And that's when you realized you were ready for the nice guy.
Still, no, there was the married guy who wore disguise on dates, the man who emptied out my mom's pension, Chuck's unemployed brother, a couple conjugal visits with Jared Fogel.
But I do remember leaving the abortion clinic one morning, catching my reflection in the back of the bathroom.
Shut up.
What was that nice guy's name again?
Chuck.
No, I was thinking of my tantric yoga instructor, but after he turned out to also be a not nice guy who demanded nudes from all my friends, I thought to myself, what was that other nice, what's his name?
That is satire of its highest order, but it's also cut and true, man.
That is the truth of the situation.
Call her daddy.
Like these bitches celebrating, passing over all the good ones, having trains running them, literally experiencing the cock carousel in six continents around the globe, then coming back and thinking they can have the nice guy when they're 35.
And this nice guy has to be 6'4.
How much cash is he going to have in the bank, Georgie?