Elijah Schaefer rants about Indian immigrants causing accidents and mocks King Charles III's speech before proposing a 99-year charter to segregate Black Americans into a colony. He critiques liberalism, advocates for strict male-only social circles within Orthodox or Catholic traditions, and advises controlling inputs like diet and media to manage depression. Ultimately, the episode blends satirical outrage with reactionary conspiracy theories, framing modern societal decay as a result of cultural betrayal and biological chaos. [Automatically generated summary]
You can't avoid the third world unless you live rural.
But then, as a city boy, you have the problem if you live rural, then where are the hoes?
No, I'm totally joking.
No, but if you live rural, totally joking.
If you live rural, then where's Target, right?
Where is my Starbucks with my transgender, right?
To make that coffee?
Where is it?
I don't know.
And the problem is that rural used to mean like family and friends.
And now, a lot of times, rural just means meth and like cities without any industry, right?
Rural used to mean like real ranchers and people who work together.
Now you have Monsanto.
You know, that's your neighbor.
By the way, the Monsanto family, which I believe are the same family who killed all the Catholic French or at least helped arm the Haitians and then fled to Louisiana.
So we won't talk about that.
But it is interestingly enough, they were Jewish, by the way, but that doesn't matter.
You know, I saw this clip from Canada in front of an HM, which.
Is disgusting.
Look at this.
That's an Indian guy pooping in front of this.
It's not a homeless guy, by the way.
That's an Indian guy pooping.
He's defecating.
He's defecating in front of HM.
Now, I was really happy today because, well, thanks to the court, I finally got my first access to my children, which were improperly removed from me.
And they agreed with that.
And I was able to speak to them.
And they were so happy.
And like two little boys would do, they laughed and they celebrated.
And then my son.
Farted.
He farted, which is awesome.
I'm very proud of him for that.
And he immediately said to my younger son, he did a stinky poo poo.
And I had to say, no toilet talk.
But you know, little kids, little kids love poop.
They love poop jokes.
It's hilarious.
I love making the jokes with my kids, it's funny.
And in the end, I had a great time with them.
But you know, you expect that of a child, right?
These are three and a one and a half year old.
They're the ones who fart in your face, they're the ones who poop where they're not supposed to.
You're a 37 year old man named Sanjeev Pattar and you're running for Frisco City Council.
He did say that our country was built by Anglo Saxon courage, right?
And that is like, you know, I hear a lot of euphemisms for white, and I feel like that's not even a euphemism, that's a very fair, like, that'd be like, that's the equivalent of just saying, like, yo, we were built by like German blood, and it's like, it's like, yo, that's totally fine.
Like, if you know, the Germans don't need to say, oh, we were built by Nazis or Christians, like, no, we're built like German or Bavarian, if it's like Bavarian blood, you know, it's like, yeah, that means something.
There's blood and soil, blood and soil.
And to hear a president come out, and I'm not giving him credit.
I'm not fouling for this, okay?
So don't get me.
I'm not excited about this.
I'm just like, yeah, yeah.
Stephen Miller or whatever 19 year old racist that wrote a speech, get that guy on more of his speeches.
Get that racist guy on more of his speeches.
Because you know what?
Chud the Builder, I don't know where he's at today.
I think he's on pump fun.
I need to hear someone say something pro.
We need to be proud to be white.
You know, a young man was just sentenced, I think, to 12 months in jail in Australia for saying that he was proud to be white.
Real talk 12 months in jail.
And by the way, when they put these guys in jail, they're maximum security.
I just got to say, no, in retrospect, I got to say, It is so easy to fix our problems.
It is so easy to fix our problems.
And if we had a country, they said, we're going to take back the Anglo Saxon pride that built this nation and we're going to arrest these dirty Jeets that are destroying our streets, these MS 13 members, and these freaking senseless customers at Costco.
Every time I get into Costco, there's senseless customers everywhere.
Yeah, but I'm breaking this down, not in a like, it's a boomer way, but it's not.
But it's like, you know, like everyone's like, oh, but it's funny.
I don't want the king in England making quips.
You know, and I know British have a dry sense of humor.
It would have been funny if he said, if he, like, if this was a, if it was a bit, like, where, like, he didn't break character, people didn't laugh, like, where he's just like, Well, some rebels took over the, you know, like if you made it like as a joke and like looked around, like winked or something at Trump, you know, like as in like kind of like, hey, it's British, you know, taking the piss out of you.
But like this is, it feels like we're watching a fucking Theo Vaughn show and it's the King of England.
Like, shit, dude.
I have more respect for your pedophile friend, you know?
At least he stands on business.
He's a corrupt guy and he's like, fuck you.
I'm one of the royal family.
I don't like pedophiles and I don't like these people, but I just say like, you know, Was it Andrew, Prince Andrew?
And they murdered all of them because they were sick of having to pay tribute and the kickbacks to him and his fucking cohorts as well, man.
They wanted the greenback, and that was all good for America, and they were able to enrich themselves as a result of having their own currency before the Fucking Fed came in in 1913 and then fucked everyone ever since.
So, this guy is instrumental in the takedown of the free world.
Shout out, by the way, to the Catholic secret police who went in and just saved a bunch of Nigerian Orthodox and Catholics, led by an American, I believe, actually, with 200, went in and just.
Wiped out the Muslims.
That's cool.
That's what we should be doing.
Christians and like, like whites should like have like, like, like the king should be the fact that like even if the democracy came, that the king is able to, with the church, have divine right and sovereignty and like have his own separate military and essentially like hold contingent power.
That's not what we have.
Now he's doing stand up specials in front of Ilhan Omar.
To forge a nation on the revolutionary idea of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
They carried with them, And carried forward the great inheritance of the British Enlightenment, liberty, as well as the ideals which had an even deeper history in English common law and Magna Carta.
But like, like there's a lot of, there's a lot of, a lot of American humor on sort of like the, the, the bourgeois right that comes from very much French humor, right?
Like, The idea of like the sexual promiscuity, a lot of that stuff that sort of like pushed into Germany, you know, does come from French culture and this enlightenment of like sort of like a self worship of who you are.
A lot of this gay stuff honestly comes from France.
Our Declaration of Rights of 1689 was not only the foundation of our constitutional monarchy, but also provided the source of so many of the principles reiterated, often verbatim, in the American Bill of Rights.
Shout out, let me just talk to Canadians, Kiwis, Aussies, and the rest of the protectorates.
We're talking about Singapore, talking about Hong Kong.
Hong Kong, they're part of China, but they still believe themselves to be British protectorates.
Okay, let's talk to you for a second.
Do you notice that your reverence for the king is only you?
In England, he's a, it's like the Kardashians.
And in the United States, he doesn't even behave like a king.
He has no power in the United States.
We took complete independence and we don't have to have their, we're fighting in America because we don't want their gay form of free speech.
We don't, I don't think the king supports it, by the way.
I don't think the royal family supports what's happening to the country.
I think there's just, it's sort of like a contract of like, it's sort of like with the Romanovs.
Imagine the way I look at the royal family is if the Romanovs made a deal with the communists.
And it was like, look, you guys can survive.
We're not going to kill you.
And you can keep your castles and stuff.
But you've kind of got to become like a distraction, part of the bread and circus.
You've got to be part of the distraction.
And you can keep your family.
But we're not going to, you're just going to be a symbol, right?
The last sovereign of the United Kingdom is the queen.
The king is not the sovereign, he is a Kardashian.
And Americans know that.
The problem is when he's saying, well, you're a democracy, whatever, this and that.
Democracies or republics only matter when the people are homogenous.
An individual said, Look, look at what's happening in El Salvador.
When republics break up, you need authoritarian rule to bring back the homogeneity of the country.
You can't have gangs and warlords and cartels and the people.
Like, you can't have conflicting factions.
You have to have eight people and represent those people.
When you have conflicting factions, you have to reestablish a baseline.
Who is that you're representing?
Are you representing the cartels?
Okay, fine.
Then maybe you're a warlord.
You're a warlord state.
Who are you representing?
In America, we're trying to represent too many people, the third world, and I'm sick of this shit.
And what's happened in England is the fact that essentially they're trying to right the wrongs of the past by allowing everyone who fought in World War II under the crown to somehow live in their country.
And you have a failed state.
Not rule England.
Rule England's not lost.
I know it's not.
Because Indians don't want to till the land and to develop the country.
They want to steal resources and be like parasites inside of the cities.
You know, I saw a really interesting clip that we'll play in a second from Keith Woods, who kind of talked about some of the problems with thinking in the United Kingdom.
And I know not both Ireland's are part of the UK, but one Ireland is, right?
Imagine it's like 10,000 Canadians, hockey sticks in hand, fucking beheaded geese, yakking off the heads of geese in front of us, just walking in, fucking beating the shit out of our people.
No, but it's like we should have done something with the blacks where we gave them a colony.
And then in respect to that, we should have done what we're doing to Israel, where we should have given aid to South Africa.
And given aid to Rhodesia later on.
I think that we should have done that.
And I think that what should have happened is I think that the state, like, instead of having representatives from each state, we should have had just representatives from one state, not black representatives from all states.
If you want to be a black representative, you're in that state.
And I think that we should have said, look, it's true.
Because we tried to do Liberia and we tried to replicate our constitution, and it just didn't work.
And I know people say this is racist and stuff, but I'm trying to find real solutions here.
I think what we should have done is done a 99 year charter like we do with Hong Kong.
And if you could not have reached our standards, we should have set standards for them.
Then we are going to take military action.
We're going to reseize the land.
And we should not have put our constitution there.
There should have been no right to bear arms, no guns allowed, no alcohol allowed, no drugs allowed.
And we should have given them 99 years in, let's just say, like North Dakota.
I know, sorry to North Dakotans, but like give them North Dakota and say, this is your land.
We're going to give you an initial grant, right?
Initial grant.
We're going to build some cities for you.
We will build some cities, some railroads using the Chinese.
If in 99 years you do not meet these criteria, we are seizing the land and we are raising the American flag, and you're going either back to Africa or you're losing all your rights.
And we gave blacks 100 years, and that's fair.
That's multiple generations.
We give you 100 years from slavery to prove that you are just like us.
Because any whites, you put whites prisoners, low IQ, poor whites on an island that's, dude, Australia is godforsaken, dude.
It is God.
It is so scary there.
I swear.
It is like, I remember I walked in, I remember I was with my ex wife and I was at her house.
And she had a creek behind there, and she's like, let's go bush bash.
And I was like, don't know what that means.
And we go bush bash.
And she's like, just so you know.
And Australians like to lie a lot about things, but she was like, just watch out for the eels.
And there were electric eels just coming out of the sides, and there were huge huntsman spiders.
And that was not a joke.
It was like, just watch out for the eels and the huntsman spiders.
And me as an American, you don't hang around eels and spiders.
And it was just like normal.
And Australians just aren't afraid.
Real Australians, the ones we know that look Australian, they don't have fear of that stuff.
There was an infant station of huntsman spiders in my apartment and we were killing, like, we were killing, like, maybe a couple dozen a day of, like, of, like, Tarantula spiders and they went to war in my house, and it became the scariest you couldn't even sleep in your own house.
Spiders are Indians, but yeah, we finally got to the bottom of the process of elimination.
We were able to ascertain how it actually most likely took place, and because women enjoy picnics and they weren't going to have picnics out in the bush and all this other by the creek because they Think it's romantic, and they always want to take the picnic blanket as well.
What they didn't realize is when they laid that down, they laid it down in a nest of spiders, and then when they wrapped it up once the picnic was done, they brought it home, they put it in the back of the car, and then stuck it in the linen closet at home.
And naturally, those spiders had to go somewhere and they had to escape.
I just think they were gay, and so they were breeding in there, man.
So when they were trying to figure out how did we get asserted with all of these spiders, well, yes, a woman brought them into the home because she wanted to have a picnic.
Like, if you're a white guy, it's like, would you rather, like, how did Australia become a country?
Because whites were like, well, you could go to Rhodesia, but then you're surrounded by blacks.
And it's like, well, Aboriginals were like, you could just, like, you know, throw a bottle of whiskey into a lake and they'd all, they'd drown like Indians in a toilet.
You know, it's like the Aboriginals were non sequitur.
They weren't really a problem.
Yeah, like up in Darwin, sure.
Yeah, like out in the bush, you know, in Western Australia, maybe in Perth, you know, I'm sure you had the problems, you know, out there.
But in general, they were like relegated, you know, because they realized you couldn't integrate.
And I just realized, you know, I watched these videos of like a young guy singing, you know, music from the 30s.
We were like, he was born in the wrong era.
He was born in the wrong era.
It's like a kid, you know, like a 15 year old singing some music.
Every comment, he's born in the wrong era.
I was born in the wrong era.
I was supposed to be racist, Ron, you know?
And I identify more with Ron than I do with white people today.
The Derek said, I like, you know, I'm saying, but like sometimes the branding is different.
So you just put like you put Rift branding, um, as Rift the night, like you put different backgrounds, Rift.
You're like, hey, look, tonight, like it's it's it's really the same show, it's all on the same channel, but it's just like a way of telling the audience, like, yo, tonight we're just talking the news, we're literally a reference.
No, she was like saying, Look, look, I might be the queen, but there's been many female, and people were trying to push her to like liberalize and be progressive.
And she's like, No, like, I respect my husband and like I still stay by his side.
And like, I, you know, understand that we have a democracy now and that there's a prime minister, but I'm the fucking sovereign.
And it's not about me being a woman.
Like, don't make this about me being a woman.
Like, it's not about me being a queen.
It's about the divine right through birthright from God.
Like, God is in charge of this country, and I happen to be God's chosen, and I'm not here to revolutionize the state, and the democracy is revolutionizing it, and it's men pushing the feminism, not the queen.
I'm the bloody queen of England.
Like, I am.
She's like.
Yeah, but it's like, I'm the queen.
I'm representing God, and God has men to be in charge of the country, and I have men in charge of the republic.
They're my council, and they're feminizing the country.
Like, it's the liberalism that's functioning it, not the royal family.
The royal family's not going to take blame for this shit.
Like, the royal family is not in charge of liberalizing the country.
Like, there's been many queens in a conservative country.
Many queens.
We never had female heads of the Anglican church, and we never had females.
Like, the queen is a queen, but she's a queen because she's God's divine right, a birthright.
It has nothing to do, and it's because the king abdicated.
That's why she became the queen.
And she's like, I became the queen because the king abdicated, because a man failed to do his.
That's when the queens became queens.
She's like, he abdicated the throne to leave with his lover, he couldn't control his lust.
Never heard of a guy doing that, but he couldn't control his lust.
And so I'm the queen and I'm going to rule under God.
And we're going to do what God wants for the country.
And God wants a conservative country with men leading.
And she even let her husband do all these crazy things because, well, he's a man and I'm going to turn a blind eye to his manhood because he's going to go be a man and I have to rule under God's authority.
And it shows the transition of the country becoming liberal and the queen being like, fuck.
Like, I don't like it shows like post World War, like, it's like her just changing from World War II on to being like, this is not the country that I want.
And it shows like the rest of the world respecting her.
And they respect her because they're looking to God because I think God put her as the monarch.
And so it becomes about monarchy, not feminism.
And then the liberal world's trying to make it about she's a queen, like, queen, go queen.
And she's like, no, like, we're never going to liberalize our family.
It's more like her navigating her family, holding on to power because she's the queen.
So she's able to manipulate the feminist system to be like, well, you don't want to take out a queen because we have female power.
This is what it's about.
It's about female power.
I think if there was a king during the time of liberalism, it wouldn't have survived.
I think they would have cooted it.
But because there was a queen, she was able to hold on to, like, well, we want female rule, and I'm a good icon for what the world is turning into.
But behind the scenes, it's all about how she's just like, no.
Like, I'm not.
Even to her husband, she's trying to respect her husband.
And it's really remarkable because he's like a Navy admiral and whatnot.
And it's like, it's really an insane thing to watch where you have to deal with feminism, monarchy, divine right, and God, and the royal family trying to hold on to the conservative values of British.
Empirical rule, but realizing that America has the throne now.
America is controlling global politics.
And with America, you have French revolutionary principles, and there's nothing you can do about it because, quite frankly, your navy no longer controls the seas.
So you have to go by when it comes to any of your protectorates from Rhodesia to South Africa, you've lost control.
And it's actually heartbreaking.
It's fucking.
The first two seasons, I didn't watch after that because I don't really care about Modern Crown.
I did watch the third season.
I didn't care about that.
But the first two seasons were directed by like.
Academy Award winning individuals, and it was by a bunch of white people, from what I understood.
And it was the royal family, even said it was so accurate to what happened kind of like House of Cards.
So it's very unfortunate that her son, Charles, has put them in the position where he is, like, because they've been overrun by Islamic hordes and foreigners, which have now diluted the.
Native English population to something where it possibly will fall, and because they won't be able to arrest the birth rate challenges they're up against.
But to know that the king now is sitting there watching his country being invaded and being taken over.
Back in the day, man, a real king, he would have mounted his horse, he would have grabbed his biggest sword, he would have got 10,000 of his men with other swords, and they would have gone out and hacked off the heads of all these invaders.
And to think that he is not willing to do so, nor is his son William.
Maybe Harry, maybe Harry's the man, but he's got to get out of the clutches of Meghan Markle, who's ruining him.
I'm still trying to figure out why Indians who can't swim treat the ocean like quicksand.
No, we know to avoid certain terrain where we will not survive, but they seem happy to willingly put themselves into positions where they most likely will not survive.
And it's not badassery, it's not heroism, it's ineptitude, is what it is.
Thanks to the background track to that as well, Rihanna.
But this is fucking unbelievable.
I see people in this country driving cars with their eyes closed, their eyes looking anywhere but fucking forward.
And this type of nonsense happens.
I won't incriminate you just in this moment, Elijah.
But yeah, honestly, ladies and gentlemen, these people do not care about other people around them and preserving their lives.
Through irresponsible actions like that.
And the homie didn't deserve to be smacked into like that.
Like, if there's a homeless dude, he's already got problems.
He's got 99 of them plus more.
And now you've fucking added to that and you've destroyed him and he's got no health insurance.
How's he going to deal with this shit?
He's not an illegal.
He doesn't get free access to the emergency room.
What the fuck is going on?
Whoever perpetrated that attack against him, death penalty for them or fractured spine, broken legs, whatever injury he perpetrated on the innocent man walking with his back turned to traffic.
Should be perpetrated on the driver who committed the infraction.
Just like, dude, the amount of, like, unbelievable.
Like, I've never heard of someone in the United States intentionally killing themselves through high voltage lines because we don't have high voltage lines just, like, running everywhere, you know?
I thought she was a hitchhiker that didn't have money for gas.
So she was saying she was willing to make the trade off for Road Head.
And she was demonstrating to the owner of that vehicle, by all means, Road Head is guaranteed even before you sit me in the passenger seat of your car.
But these things are happening, man.
It's a cultural experience, Elijah.
You have to indulge once in a while just to determine whether or not you like it or not.
But no, no, don't give up on a vindictive woman because that's what the scorn of a woman is crazy.
But it's like with lawyers, it's like every time someone says something, it's like, do you know, like Kash Patel's sensational music star could have just been like, I want $150,000 from you.
And I would have probably given it.
Instead, they want to go through half a million dollars in lawyers to get nothing.
I have to live around Indian people and Pakistanis.
Not my priority.
Not what I wanted for my kids.
But it's like if you thought that I wasn't going to literally.
I'm like Napoleon.
I'll go invade Russia to pay for my kids to make sure that they have a father in their lives.
And to get the truth out there, I'll invade Mongolia.
I'll take over the opium trade.
Like, I'm a good dad.
I'll take over anything to make sure my kids have a father in their life because I don't want my kids growing up gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Not for my kids.
Just like, hey, your kids might sleep with cows in India and with poop in the house.
Nothing wrong with that.
That's not for me and my family.
I know what happens when kids don't have a dad in their life.
Or when the mother is overbearing and overruns the children and is controlling and tries to keep the dad out of the kids' lives, kids end up fucked up.
I'm in Denton County around transgenders to the West, Indians to the South, and a few white people who are still like, you know, I do like my new Muslim neighbor.
And you're like, do you?
Do you?
That being said, shout out to the Muslims here.
They've actually been the most based, actually.
They've been better than the whites here.
They actually have been.
I'm not joking.
And I don't say that in a boomer way.
It's like, at least the Muslims are like the transgender whites, and the Indians are fucked up for this area, and they don't want to be majority.
The Muslims actually, even though there's down south, not up here, down south, they are taking over.
A little bit down south in the southern Dallas cities, there's too many Muslims.
But the Muslims up here are the ones that are like, yeah, so what a Muslim, but I'm your friend.
Dude, free little shots if you give us your opinion on the Jews.
Ladies and gentlemen, here you will witness and observe the behavior of the high ears after indulging in the white man's beverage which smells alcohol.
Seemingly, poor emotional control is abolished and they refer back to their naked instincts.
This is wholesome and troubling, but it is standard behavior for the deviant swimming amongst you.
Be careful the next time you land on this beast ship because it does replicate the savannah.
That girl's like, Four, maybe like because I have toddlers, like that is disgusting.
Like, look, dude, I'm a guy, and like I said, like, you know, when you have like a when you say relating as in guy stuff to like a kid, what it means is like when my son farts, you know, you're like, yeah, and you're like, you know, that was a good one.
Well, but his mom was on the phone, mad that they were happy to see me, and it's like, it's like, uh, you know, I never see such joy in kids' faces, and they were just happy to have a guy around, you know, my sons were like, they've been around these like women, you know, and they just want a guy around, and like.
As a guy, when you go, let me relate to my three year old and my one and a half year old, your statement isn't, let me talk to them about gore and the military and fucking bitches and drinking booze.
You're like, yeah, let's laugh at a fart.
You know, like that's how you relate to a little kid.
And then you have funny, so we're going to climb.
I told my son, like, you know, inspirational stuff.
It's like, you're going to climb that ladder.
You know, you're climbing that.
He's like, I'm kind of scared.
And they're like, no, we're going to remember we climbed.
They don't forget.
They don't forget their dad.
You're going to climb the ladder.
He's like, I need help, though.
And they're like, Okay, well, I'll help you.
I'll help you.
And my sons have Australian accents because they're on their moms so much.
It's like, but you don't like, you don't expose your sons to like perversions.
You know, like dads that show their sons, you know, as they get older into pubescent years, and they're like, you know, I'm going to get your prostitute son.
I'm going to get, you don't do that.
That's like, you don't per, you're not your son's friend, right?
You're not their buddy.
You are their dad.
And I say this, this is why, this is why single mothers, why blacks, this relates to single mothers.
So I single mothers don't raise kids as well as dads.
Because as a dad, you go, I'm your father.
Like, yeah, we're men and you're a boy, and like, you always find poop jokes funny.
You always find fart jokes funny.
But even then, like, even with your son, like, unless your son's like a grown adult, you know, even making dick jokes or anything, you'd be like, dude, don't do that around me.
You know what I mean?
Some class and respect me.
You know, you can ask me for sexual advice when you're going through puberty and ask me about, you know, like what it's like with a woman or what's okay or what's not.
We can have those separate discussions as you grow up, but I'm not going to introduce that to you.
I'm not going to bring perversion into your life.
As a man, you might figure out your life over time and I can give you advice.
But the problem is that women don't understand friendship at all, where men do.
And men realize that, like, being a man is not telling your friends what to fucking do with their lives.
What being a man is, is not telling your friends what to do with their lives, but supporting them, not in their bad decisions, but supporting them through their bad decisions.
You don't support them in them.
You don't say, Yeah, let me help you.
But if your friend's an alcoholic and he wants to go get a beer, go get a beer.
But if he's ready to stop drinking, then you go, Okay, I want to help you stop drinking.
You don't tell your friend to stop drinking.
You don't tell your friends to stop drinking.
Now, if it gets really bad, they're going to lose everything, then you might step in and say, Hey, listen, man, there's a few of us as guys, you go camaraderie.
There's like six of us.
You've really got to cut off this morning drinking and opiates and benzos or whatever it is your friend's doing and get your shit on, bro, because we care about you.
We don't want to control you, but we want you to control yourself, right?
Being a friend is saying, we're not trying to tell you to stop drinking or stop doing benzos or opiates.
We're just like, you're not controlling yourself and we want you to get back control of yourself.
That's what male friendship is.
You want your friends to control themselves.
Women are like, they get divorced because they watched Love Island.
And then they convince their friends to divorce so they can be miserable with them.
And so, with single mothers, they don't understand.
Like, with sons, what's different is as a father, you are telling your sons what to do, but you're doing it because you're trying to create them into men who know how to make decisions to control themselves, right?
So, being a father, what I've learned is like, even if they're young, you're saying, Look, I'm not trying to be my son's friend, tell him what to do because I'm his friend.
I'm giving him advice.
Oh my God, my little son, here's what you should do.
It's like, You say, I'm trying to teach you how to be independent and make your own decisions so that you're not controlled by anything but God Himself, right?
I want you to be controlled by God.
But I also know as a man, you're going to need to make mistakes.
So whether you're three and the mistakes you make is you fall off a slide, whether you're six and maybe you eat too much sugar and you throw up, maybe you're 10 and you try to steal your uncle's cigarette and you smoke it and it makes you vomit, or you're 12 and you steal some booze out of the fridge and it makes you, you know.
You have to go to the doctor for alcohol pumping because you drank a beer and you're too young for that.
It's like, I don't want you to do those things, son.
I'm going to actively try to prevent you from making those bad decisions.
But once you've made them, I'm going to let you live through the consequences.
And I'm going to tell you, yeah, there's some shit.
And you're fucking grounded and you're in fucking trouble.
And so the reason why men, guys that grow up in single father households, tend to grow up better than single mothers is because your goal is I'm not your friend, buddy.
I'm your father.
I'm not here to let you make bad decisions and try to help you out of it.
I'm here to tell you I'm the authority in your life.
I'm the divine sovereign.
God put me in your life as your divine sovereign.
God, God to the son.
I am God in divine right to you.
I have authority over you by Christ Himself.
He put me over you, and you're going to listen to me and you're going to do what I say.
If you do the wrong thing, I'm going to let you live out the consequences.
I'll save you before it fully takes you.
Because I'm a guy, so I don't.
You never let your friends fully go.
But I want you to learn your lessons.
Women are just like, I just want to be your friend.
I want you to like me.
And then women have contention with kids.
I never fight with my sons.
My sons do something wrong.
I just look at them and they cry.
You know, you just go, stop.
They freak out.
Women have to grab like spoons and hit the kids and argue with them and they're debating and they're like, as a guy, you're like, you don't want to put up with my shit.
And by the way, believing in your children is what matters.
And I think that, like, what I've noticed about women is that, like, there's no statements like if you're with a single dad, you turn out gay or whatever.
It's like if you're the single dad, you may just have some like emotional trauma with girlfriends, you know, some, some, some, maybe you have like, maybe you have some weird kinks.
As you grow up, because you want like a mommy fetish or you like big boobs.
Like, I never really heard bad kinks.
It's like, yeah, I like big titties because I never really had a mommy.
And I'm not talking about gay dads, but like, you have a mom, right?
She's there, but you have a dad too.
Because men, you believe in your sons and you believe in God and you realize I am here to be God for you in the flesh.
I'm here to help you while you're a child.
But also, let's be honest about children.
You're not a child at 14.
Like, you have to believe your sons grow up older.
You become like, I'm here for you if you want the information.
But if you want to go learn on your own and you want to go fuck up your life, I did it too.
And most men have.
And you know what?
Like, I always noticed, like, my mom had a really hard time.
By the way, as I mentioned last episode, it's like those stupid drug tests that I volunteered to take, I passed them.
Because I'm not on drugs.
There was a time in my life when I was a teenager where I was on drugs, like 12 years ago, 12, 13 years ago.
I was on drugs.
And it's like, you know, when I was a child, and, you know, my mom would cry, you know.
And I remember this.
I remember this vividly.
I was smoking weed.
You put a lug nut into a water bottle, like an arrowhead water bottle, and you burn the hole and you put a lug nut in, and you put a little gum around the side.
You put a gum around the side, and you put little pebbles from your garden into the lug nut.
And you put the weed inside, and now you got a bong.
And sorry, sons, don't watch this.
And you light it so bad for you.
It's like plastics.
That's why everyone's like, you got plastics and crocs.
I'm like, hey, dog, I was smoking weed out of plastic water bottles.
Relax.
And I remember my mom came in and, dude, she wept.
Like that phrase, Jesus wept, she was like just crying.
And by the way, I was only smoking weed because I was on ecstasy.
I was a teenager, I was a minor.
So just as a minor, I was on ecstasy as a child.
And I was trying to smoke weed to get off the come down.
And my dad came up and he was like, where's your weed?
Like, where's all your weed?
Where's your drugs?
And then he took them and then he sat me down and he brought me some Girl Scout cookies.
He's like, I bet you, I bet you these taste good right now.
They don't have any reciprocative behavior to process information.
Everything's about response mechanisms and feedback loops.
And it's like the way that I've always described women is if you've ever been in the hospital and they inject morphine into your body and you have like, it's like a half second before your body picks it up.
Dude, your blood is so quick.
You go douche and you go shhhhh and your body gets warm and your body gets limp in the hospital because you get a wound or whatever and they put morphine into your body.
I said it might even fail the piss test because of the morphine they put for this and it didn't show up.
But it's like a true negative.
But they gave me morphine for this cut.
And that, like, you can't fight that.
It's like, you just go, wow, I feel relaxed all of a sudden.
I don't feel pain.
That's how women's emotions are.
They just, like, there's no stop mechanism to the feedback loop and they just react.
And you can't stop it.
And there's nothing to stop a woman from being emotional and behaving the way they do.
Hey, we've done a great show, ladies and gentlemen.
It's phenomenal to have Georgie back in the house as well.
Obviously, Elijah's been dealing with a lot of stuff today, but he has had some major W's.
We're very appreciative of that.
And more importantly, we're appreciative of every single person who's been willing to stick with us through the trials and tribulations of Elijah's daily life.
By the way, just to clarify, I can say these names because it doesn't matter.
I won't say the first names, but it's like I got off a long call with my attorney, Schwartz, then got on with a big call at Rumble, a man named Mr. Ruben.
Yeah, but we have so much water in our bodies that we can steam, you know?
You know, one of the craziest things that I learned about.
There is a post, by the way.
This is a God thing to end the night, actually, and kind of a clarification.
You know, people don't know that are new to the show that I genuinely and fully am kind of more interested in science than politics, which is kind of why I seem understood sometimes because I'm like more of what I look at during the day is just like reading about sort of the advancements in AI and what's going on with that.
As, as, as detailed as you can with all its organelles and all of its.
You know, nature to what extent you can, including perhaps if you can, infectionary viruses that can infiltrate.
And I could bring a coloring pencil, just create these mosaics.
Now, what I've always been mad about is that 3D graphics, when you're doing like microscopy, right?
When you're doing like, especially, especially, you know, fluorinated, you know, or just in general, like microscopy that's, Meant to be UV vision, like in the fact that you can see it with your naked eye.
You know, this stuff is conceptual.
It is quantum mechanical.
It is deep in the fact that you have to be able, like, it's almost as simple as when you learn algebra, right?
And then you get into like quantum calculus and calculus, and you start learning that there's actually slopes and there's actually, you know, these algorithms, especially with predictions and with these types of mathematics.
Like predictionary mathematics is crazy.
It's even hard.
You start adding exclamation points to your mathematics.
And, you know, I remember I think it's like trigonometry where you start adding imaginary numbers and you start going, Holy shit, this is like actually deep shit.
Like there's philosophy behind this.
You have to conceptualize, you know, antithetical matter, black matter and white matter and what's going on even in the brain.
And you go, It connects to biology and physics.
And then you go, Why is there not computer generation showing?
What is really going on in a cell?
And there's a recent computer model that came out of a human cell.
Atheists, checkmate.
So, obviously, you have a bipolar membrane here, right?
That is essentially, is this like a phagocyte or a lymphocyte?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I think it's just a eukaryotic cell, maybe.
And, you know, you come in here and you have all types of organelle systems in this flagellating or even like pulsating system in terms of like secreting.
But what they are here for is they're here for a reason.
And I'm going to tell you, you're here for a reason.
And you know what?
There have been days, and I would be careful with my language here, there have been days in the last few months where people have created circumstances that would have made the average person want to kill themselves, not me.
But the average person would have wanted to die.
But I know my purpose in heaven.
I know my calling in heaven.
I know why I'm here and what I'm here for.
And that gives me the reason to live.
Know your purpose.
Know your reason to live.
Know why you're here and realize your life is worth living.
If God created you, you have a divine right and a purpose.
Unless you're Indian, Somalian, Nigerian, Mexican, or any non white race.
But it's like when you say, hey, our sound, everything's sponsored by Road products, check out these Road products that are going on.
It's pretty nice.
But I'm gonna say this you know, I'm seeing mixed comments where people are saying, you know, they're enjoying the science stuff, science mogging, whatever on YouTube.
Yeah, but here's what I want to say because I, you know, I'm a credentialed science teacher for high school.
That's straight.
And here's what I'll say this is I kind of want to end here, and maybe I should get more into lectures.
Like Glenn Beck told me, he said, Lecture the people more like you're a teacher and explain them how things are working and what's going on than yap about your opinions.
He goes, It's always better to explain to them what's going on.
But he would do specials.
So, like, maybe we do a show, you know, like maybe do a show like Monday through Wednesday and Fridays, do like a special, or I don't know.
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out over time.
And Glenn Beck does a special like once every two weeks, and he has a whole team on it.
And they explain to you, like, here's what's going on in the election, here's what's Obama's background, and they explain to you shit.
But here's what I'll tell you I don't have a big team like Fuentes or people around, or like, you know, I don't have the IQ of fucking that one Irish guy.
But here's the deal I've talked to a lot of young people to get them interested in science.
My goal has always been to help people.
And I've always explained this the reason why you should love science and the reason why God created science is because all of society, all of life, Can be explained by one phrase feedback loop.
What is science?
Science is something goes in, something goes out.
So when you think about a complex system like hormones, let's talk about hormones for just a second.
Here's like a slight science lesson.
It's like, well, I don't understand the vascular system.
What does vascular mean?
Okay, blood, capillaries, arteries, right?
Your arterial system, your heart, your chambers, right?
Well, what was interesting to me, my teacher asked me, she goes, Do you use drugs?
But what do you mean?
She's like, Do you use drugs?
You go, Yeah, I do ecstasy.
I smoke weed.
She's like, I'm going to get you in trouble.
Want me to tell you how ecstasy works?
You want me to tell you how weed works?
You want me to tell you how these drugs make you high and what being high is and how that works?
I go, that's interesting.
And I went to Aeroids.
She taught me about Aeroids.
My teacher in high school taught me about Aeroids and drugs and how it works.
And like I was a kid and I thought drugs were interesting.
And I always thought this was interesting.
It's like, she'd tell me, she'd go, you know what a hormone is?
I'm like, what is a hormone?
It's like passing a note to your friend.
Oh.
It's a signal message.
It's a signal, it's a message.
And those messages kind of tell you how to be a boy or a girl, right?
How do you become a boy or a girl?
Or how do you inflate or deflate a system, right?
Like hormones, right?
How do you end up with mono?
Give yourself an injection and then reduce the swelling.
Hormones are giving a message of how you become who you are.
No one even hears this stuff in school because it's all fucking gay.
But it's like, I can give you a hormone, and your hormone is just telling your body kind of what to do.
It's the message, it's a signal.
And guess what?
Your body is just carbohydrates, proteins, and lipids.
It's fat, protein, and carbs.
And you have this fat signal molecule coming into your body.
And that's why having a fat free diet isn't good.
You need fats.
You need good fats.
You need fat molecules in your body to signal.
What you don't need is adipose.
What you don't need is lip, like lipid overdose.
You don't need fat stored in your body.
You don't want to store fat because you know what happens?
You got too much fat.
You're going to feel tired because you're telling your body you have too much energy in your body because carbohydrates, you're converting the stuff into fat.
And I started to realize, you know what's crazy about God?
God made life understandable.
He made life accessible.
And you know what happened?
Gay liberals made it inaccessible.
They start telling people, like, you have a double helix nucleic acid, you know, you have a double nucleotide strand in your body with phosphorus bonds and, you know, adenine, cyanine, guanine.
You know, you're like, dude, shut the fuck up.
Here's the deal I'll end with this on the science lecture.
God made life this.
This is why I think this is the simplest form of science.
In science, there are inputs.
This is how they created quantum mechanics, quantum engineering, computers, right?
One zero, one zero.
You put something in and you get something out.
All of life can be summarized by in and out.
That's why in and out is the best restaurant.
But, anyways, in and out.
And God made up this you put the right things in, you get the right things out.
But here's the deal you can also engineer how to get things in.
You can engineer how to get things out by the Holy Spirit, by God.
You can bring God into your life and you can change.
The input, you can change the output outside of your control, just like you can do with chimeras and viruses to bioengineer with CRISPR or whatever, bioengineer the body.
It doesn't matter.
The point is that science can be understood because our brains were created to comprehend it.
And God created science as a comprehensional study to teach us that life is complex, but God created it as a puzzle to be understood.
And that goes for your life, for your spirit, for your mind, for your body.
If you are depressed, guys, if you're depressed, if you're sad, if you're upset, there are moments where I found myself in this divorce, in this life, feeling a bit depressed.
And I realized, what am I doing?
I'm eating fast food.
Not me, of course.
Maybe I'm looking at porn.
Some people do.
But you feel yourself depressed and you look at the inputs.
What's the input?
What are you putting into your life?
Physically, you're putting caffeine, nicotine, fast food.
Spiritually, You're putting in music about death and depression.
You're watching sports ball and these things.
And physically, what are you doing?
You're laying around, you're in bed, you're going to work, you're sitting at a desk.
Maybe even you're active.
You're just building houses.
But here's the deal.
If you take control of your life, take control of who you are, you say, you know what?
I'll just even compromise here.
I'm horny, but I'm just going to jerk off, not look at porn.
You don't feel the same drain when you jerk off without porn.
It's true.
Let's jerk off without porn.
Maybe with food, it's like, look, I'll just buy pre made Costco food.
At least it's like kind of.
You know, it's got soybean oil, but it's kind of not like killing me.
And with your physical body, you're like, you know, I'll go on a walk around my neighborhood, or I'll go on a depression walk, go on an hour walk and talk to my friend on the phone.
Do the things that your body, your mind, and your spirit don't want to do.
And you'll find you become a resilient person.
That's why fire forges iron.
That's why pressure forges diamonds.
And that's why you'll always find the man you want to listen to.
And you don't ever listen to a woman, you never listen to a woman.
Because men who have gone through things realize one thing.
I'm going to leave this with you guys.
This is the advice.
You can take it or leave it.
You cannot go through your lowest of lows without other men around you.
You must have good men around you.
There will be a time in your life where you won't have the one or all these things the money.
The emotional capacity, the time, or the mental capacity to defeat your demons, and you need men to help you.
And two, and two, there will be times we realize with all the men around you and all the advisors, like Nebuchadnezzar, with all the advisors and the wise men around you, even the Pharaoh cannot supersede the power of God Himself.
And God has given men the ability in the last days to see visions, dream dreams.
He says all these things.
And priests, He has ordained through the divine right, through the apostles.
To the laying of hands to give you the assurity that you are not getting bad advice.
And you need the church, the Holy Orthodox Church.
And I will include Catholics in this, not Protestants.
Maybe Anglicans.
I haven't decided yet.
Maybe through maturity, I'll find that's not true.
But you need the divine right of the church and pastoral ability to get through life.
It's okay to fail.
It's okay to curse.
It's okay to die inside, but never give up because your sons need you, whether they're alive or they'll be born again in a future life with a future wife.
I don't know.
But stick true to these things, and I'll leave you with that.
So, I thank you guys for watching.
I appreciate you.
I want you to know I love you.
And we talk about a lot of shit on this show.
But what's most important to realize is don't kill yourself, but joke with your friends about doing it.
Please joke about it, but never do it.
Two, your life is worth living.
Seek God.
If you don't think your life is worth living, seek God.
And three, realize this a car battery that's dead will never start without a jump.
You need to jump sometimes, and that's going to come through your friends and through God and friends that know God.
You're not going to find friends that don't know God and your friends that know God.
This is a caveat that I will add to this weird rant that probably should have ended 10 minutes ago.