Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - EXPOSING The MASS IMMIGRATION & Civil Rights SCAM! | SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE
Aired: 2026-04-29
Duration: 02:40:21


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[00:17:35]  All right, shut up, dude.
[00:17:37]  What a freak show that guy is.
[00:17:39]  Get that guy out of my show.
[00:17:41]  Yip yapping about garbage.
[00:17:43]  It's not to be used in court.
[00:17:45]  Well, why are you in six different court cases then, sir?
[00:17:48]  Why are you doing a show that's probably negatively impacting all of them?
[00:17:51]  Because we can.
[00:17:52]  My name is Elijah Schaefer.
[00:17:53]  Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
[00:17:55]  Once again, I ran into one of you guys' SOBs today who I spoke to, and they didn't know the show was back on.
[00:18:02]  So make sure you tell your friends and your family.
[00:18:04]  PB Herman's dead, and this show is alive, and we're back, and we're excited.
[00:18:09]  Today, we're talking about it's more of a yap show.
[00:18:13]  I got really mad.
[00:18:15]  I got really, really freaking mad because Indians have been dying of Looney Tunes style deaths on my timeline for the past 48 hours.
[00:18:25]  And you think that we could get away from that here.
[00:18:28]  And an accident happened down the street from our studio that's so improbable.
[00:18:34]  Check this out.
[00:18:35]  The hell did this happen?
[00:18:38]  The car is on top of the car.
[00:18:41]  Damn.
[00:18:48]  The gas is still on, the wind is still spinning.
[00:18:50]  Yeah, that is what we call an Indian Looney Tunes accident.
[00:18:54]  And it happened up the street from the studio.
[00:18:57]  Hey, Indians.
[00:18:59]  Why are you more upset about being criticized on X for your driving skills than you are about your friends dying in shallow pools of water?
[00:19:07]  You know, you ever seen an Indian's reaction to their friend dying an avoidable death?
[00:19:10]  It's like this.
[00:19:13]  You ever seen them look at you and you just go, maybe Indians shouldn't live here.
[00:19:17]  Like, oh my gosh, it's Hindu phobia.
[00:19:19]  We got to kill them.
[00:19:20]  And you're like, dude, these are the worst people that could have ever existed in the history of the world.
[00:19:24]  And they're everywhere here, and I'm over it.
[00:19:27]  And so I'm just going to have a rant today against third world immigration.
[00:19:31]  And the scam across our country is from down under, because everyone's bunging on their accent now for my family.
[00:19:39]  I'm going to start speaking like that too.
[00:19:40]  Oh, welcome back to the show, my, you know, having a great time.
[00:19:43]  What happened to me?
[00:19:44]  I don't know.
[00:19:44]  Apparently, everyone that I'm involved with has fake accents now.
[00:19:47]  You wouldn't get it, but that's what's happening.
[00:19:50]  And all the way up to Canada, to here, to the UK.
[00:19:53]  The king's in town.
[00:19:54]  King Charles is in town.
[00:19:55]  We got to talk about that today.
[00:19:56]  Plus, Trump gave a few different speeches after that definitely not fake PSYOP shooting that just happened.
[00:20:01]  Joining me today in the studio is the one, the only.
[00:20:05]  Prime Minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu.
[00:20:07]  Welcome back to the show.
[00:20:08]  G'day, Elijah.
[00:20:09]  Shalom.
[00:20:11]  Yeah.
[00:20:11]  Good stuff, man.
[00:20:12]  Good stuff.
[00:20:13]  How's Lebanon?
[00:20:14]  Bombed to smithereens, and we're going to continue bombing until there's nobody left.
[00:20:19]  Yeah.
[00:20:19]  Well, I wish you would bomb Frisco.
[00:20:21]  That would be nice.
[00:20:23]  I think their toilets are being bombed every night just based on their diet alone.
[00:20:26]  So they'll get there eventually, pretty soon.
[00:20:28]  I think the reason why Indians don't use toilets is because they would drown in them.
[00:20:32]  Because they seem to drown in shallow pools of water.
[00:20:34]  That's why they don't use toilets.
[00:20:35]  It turns out they can't swim.
[00:20:38]  All right.
[00:20:39]  And joining us today, back in the studio, resident producer Georgie.
[00:20:44]  He's back.
[00:20:45]  Hey, everybody, it's Georgie.
[00:20:46]  Good to be back.
[00:20:46]  I don't know what you guys did without me.
[00:20:48]  Actually, you had the biggest episode ever so far without me.
[00:20:51]  So maybe I should take off more often.
[00:20:54]  By the way, we need writers for the website, article writers.
[00:20:58]  So if you're interested in that, hit me up.
[00:21:00]  It's at Sith Lord Groyper.
[00:21:01]  I just had it up there.
[00:21:03]  And we also need clippers.
[00:21:04]  So if you want a clip for us, hit us up and we'll see what we can do for you.
[00:21:08]  Other than that, let's have a great show, everybody.
[00:21:10]  So, we're going to go back and forth between a couple news stories and this third world stuff because it all connects.
[00:21:17]  Okay.
[00:21:19]  You can't avoid the third world unless you live rural.
[00:21:22]  But then, as a city boy, you have the problem if you live rural, then where are the hoes?
[00:21:28]  No, I'm totally joking.
[00:21:28]  No, but if you live rural, totally joking.
[00:21:32]  If you live rural, then where's Target, right?
[00:21:35]  Where is my Starbucks with my transgender, right?
[00:21:37]  To make that coffee?
[00:21:38]  Where is it?
[00:21:39]  I don't know.
[00:21:40]  And the problem is that rural used to mean like family and friends.
[00:21:43]  And now, a lot of times, rural just means meth and like cities without any industry, right?
[00:21:47]  Rural used to mean like real ranchers and people who work together.
[00:21:49]  Now you have Monsanto.
[00:21:50]  You know, that's your neighbor.
[00:21:52]  By the way, the Monsanto family, which I believe are the same family who killed all the Catholic French or at least helped arm the Haitians and then fled to Louisiana.
[00:22:00]  So we won't talk about that.
[00:22:01]  But it is interestingly enough, they were Jewish, by the way, but that doesn't matter.
[00:22:06]  You know, I saw this clip from Canada in front of an HM, which.
[00:22:11]  Is disgusting.
[00:22:12]  Look at this.
[00:22:23]  That's an Indian guy pooping in front of this.
[00:22:25]  It's not a homeless guy, by the way.
[00:22:27]  That's an Indian guy pooping.
[00:22:29]  He's defecating.
[00:22:31]  He's defecating in front of HM.
[00:22:35]  Now, I was really happy today because, well, thanks to the court, I finally got my first access to my children, which were improperly removed from me.
[00:22:46]  And they agreed with that.
[00:22:47]  And I was able to speak to them.
[00:22:48]  And they were so happy.
[00:22:50]  And like two little boys would do, they laughed and they celebrated.
[00:22:54]  And then my son.
[00:22:56]  Farted.
[00:22:58]  He farted, which is awesome.
[00:22:59]  I'm very proud of him for that.
[00:23:01]  And he immediately said to my younger son, he did a stinky poo poo.
[00:23:06]  And I had to say, no toilet talk.
[00:23:07]  But you know, little kids, little kids love poop.
[00:23:09]  They love poop jokes.
[00:23:10]  It's hilarious.
[00:23:12]  I love making the jokes with my kids, it's funny.
[00:23:14]  And in the end, I had a great time with them.
[00:23:17]  But you know, you expect that of a child, right?
[00:23:19]  These are three and a one and a half year old.
[00:23:21]  They're the ones who fart in your face, they're the ones who poop where they're not supposed to.
[00:23:27]  You're a 37 year old man named Sanjeev Pattar and you're running for Frisco City Council.
[00:23:32]  Why are you pooping in front of HM?
[00:23:34]  Okay.
[00:23:35]  Why are you pooping on the street?
[00:23:38]  That's only for Fent addicts in San Francisco.
[00:23:42]  Okay.
[00:23:43]  That was supposed to be, they always make fun of us.
[00:23:44]  You know, they're always like, Indians always make fun of whites.
[00:23:47]  They're always like, they always show like the Fent.
[00:23:48]  They'll show like Philadelphia, right?
[00:23:51]  They'll show like the drug addicts on the street, like defecating.
[00:23:53]  And you go, here's the difference between white people and the West in general and the Indians is we don't defend that.
[00:24:00]  In fact, if you said we should drop a nuke on these people, I would agree.
[00:24:04]  I think we should let drug addicts die on the street and we should outlaw police using Narcan after one time.
[00:24:11]  I think you get one resurrection and then they tattoo you with a little yellow star on your arm.
[00:24:17]  I don't know why.
[00:24:18]  A little yellow star for a sheriff.
[00:24:19]  You know, you've been sheriffed and then you don't get brought back to life.
[00:24:23]  Okay.
[00:24:24]  And then the second time they Narcan you, it's an extra dose of fent and you just die peacefully.
[00:24:29]  We would save ourselves a lot of problems.
[00:24:32]  We'd save ourselves a lot of problems if we let the drug addicts die.
[00:24:35]  Indians get mad.
[00:24:38]  They get mad when you talk about them pooping.
[00:24:41]  I read one statistic up to 23% of Indians don't use toilets voluntarily.
[00:24:47]  They don't use them.
[00:24:48]  Yeah, it's because they think there's like spirits in the plumbing.
[00:24:51]  Really?
[00:24:52]  Yeah, there's like spirits in the plumbing that are going to infect their house.
[00:24:55]  Yeah, they think they have plumbing.
[00:24:56]  Well, they turn it off when they move in.
[00:24:58]  Yeah, because there's like spirits in the water pipes that'll come up and possess them.
[00:25:02]  That's a real thing?
[00:25:03]  That's totally real.
[00:25:04]  I don't know.
[00:25:04]  I heard it somewhere, but I think it's on the internet.
[00:25:07]  Yeah, it's internet real.
[00:25:08]  But, anyways, this has become a freaking problem.
[00:25:11]  And this is a rant day because I just want to voice the total anger.
[00:25:17]  You know shit's bad?
[00:25:19]  You know things are bad?
[00:25:21]  I went to a dermatologist today and they said they think I have skin cancer.
[00:25:24]  Oops.
[00:25:25]  Okay.
[00:25:25]  I thought I couldn't get worse.
[00:25:26]  I don't think I do.
[00:25:27]  But, anyways, he's like, you didn't happen to live anywhere where the ozone layer has been depleted.
[00:25:31]  This guy can't catch a break.
[00:25:33]  I can't catch a break.
[00:25:35]  But they're like, you don't live anywhere the ozone layer is depleted.
[00:25:37]  I'm like in Australia.
[00:25:38]  And they're like, nothing else bad came out of that, right?
[00:25:40]  And I'm like, no, just kidding.
[00:25:43]  Just kidding.
[00:25:44]  It has XX chromosomes.
[00:25:45]  But the thing is, the ozone layer, apparently, they worked on some stuff.
[00:25:49]  And they go, this is a black dude, a black dude and a Muslim guy.
[00:25:55]  And I just casually brought up that car accident while he's removing a wart off my finger that I contracted from the gym.
[00:26:05]  And I go, yeah, herpes from the gym.
[00:26:08]  And I go, This is happening right here.
[00:26:12]  And the guy that was here, that Muslim guy was like, it's gotten so bad.
[00:26:15]  And the black guy's just like, dude, it's dangerous on the roads.
[00:26:18]  And you're like, when a nigga and a straight up ISIS warrior are agreeing with a Chad Aryan that the Indian immigration has gotten too damn bad.
[00:26:30]  I'm sorry, I'm tired, Grandpa.
[00:26:32]  Too damn bad.
[00:26:33]  You know, shit be whack.
[00:26:35]  And that's how we're starting the episode.
[00:26:37]  I just wanted to share my mind on how frustrated I am.
[00:26:41]  The fact that we have a cricket stadium here now, we have a cricket stadium here now.
[00:26:47]  That's not okay.
[00:26:50]  Fuck your cricket stadium.
[00:26:51]  I don't like that shit.
[00:26:52]  Get it out of my city.
[00:26:54]  All right.
[00:26:55]  But I don't like it.
[00:26:56]  Ben?
[00:26:59]  Oh, cricket is a game played by more than a billion people around the world.
[00:27:02]  It is their national game.
[00:27:04]  Perhaps there's an opportunity for us to get down there and speak with the adoring masses there at the Indian cricket game on Friday evening.
[00:27:11]  And we can learn from them while they're in America if they intend on staying here and replacing baseball as America's favorite pastime.
[00:27:21]  Yeah, listen.
[00:27:22]  We have a super chatter here.
[00:27:24]  Shout out.
[00:27:25]  Give a little round of applause.
[00:27:26]  Yeah, a couple of air horns.
[00:27:27]  Ian Whiskey Tango Fox said, Sar, I have student driver sticker on my car.
[00:27:31]  It's your karma that I killed your family on the frontage road, Sar.
[00:27:36]  Negative one million.
[00:27:37]  Is that?
[00:27:38]  I don't even know what that means.
[00:27:40]  But a guy told me that.
[00:27:41]  Okay.
[00:27:42]  And I don't expect a lot of viewers tonight because I just want to be, I'm just kind of angry today.
[00:27:46]  You know, I saw this video and we watched a lot of blacks behaving badly yesterday.
[00:27:51]  So it's fair enough to play Indian videos today.
[00:27:54]  Fair enough.
[00:27:56]  There's a broken algorithm on X right now where it's just mass feeding Indians.
[00:28:01]  Literally, it's like, I swear to God, I am watching Roadrunner cartoons, and there's like, there's like, what, acme level deaths happening?
[00:28:14]  Like, this is stuff out of 1930s cartoons, back when we still kind of like Nazis, you know?
[00:28:20]  This is a different era.
[00:28:23]  Now, this is not showing a death.
[00:28:25]  I'm just going to say that, although.
[00:28:27]  Maybe it is, but I'm just warning audiences because I don't want to get 18 older.
[00:28:32]  We'll just say this guy survived at the end for YouTube.
[00:28:36]  He did.
[00:28:36]  Watch this.
[00:28:37]  I saw the report.
[00:28:38]  Yeah, I saw the report too.
[00:28:39]  He didn't die.
[00:28:41]  Okay, check this out.
[00:28:45]  Okay, he dives head first into a shallow pool.
[00:28:49]  And his friend jumps in, like, oh shit, he cracked his head.
[00:28:52]  He's unconscious.
[00:28:52]  Like, shit, I don't know what to do.
[00:28:53]  Maybe he broke his neck.
[00:28:56]  And he just goes, oh, what do you do about this?
[00:28:57]  Like, bro, chill.
[00:28:59]  And he's like, checking him.
[00:29:01]  And they're all just watching him.
[00:29:04]  I like how it's like a fountain, it's not even a pool.
[00:29:07]  Well, you're right, this is a fountain.
[00:29:09]  It's not even a fountain.
[00:29:12]  Look, what are you doing?
[00:29:13]  What are you doing here?
[00:29:14]  They're all watching.
[00:29:17]  This is all security footage because the guy's alive.
[00:29:19]  That's him watching the footage.
[00:29:21]  I'm just taking a nap in the pool.
[00:29:23]  So now we're about 30 seconds without oxygen and a broken neck.
[00:29:28]  So we'll spawn a pool.

=== Pool Accident Chaos (04:43) ===

[00:29:32]  Yeah.
[00:29:33]  Don't know what to do with him.
[00:29:36]  What do you do with this guy?
[00:29:38]  What do you do with him?
[00:29:39]  There you go, little Jimmy.
[00:29:45]  His tip.
[00:29:46]  Just chill right there.
[00:29:49]  What the hell are these people doing in my country?
[00:29:54]  Great question.
[00:29:55]  Why are these people like, did you see everyone freaking out with that car on top of the car?
[00:29:59]  Yeah.
[00:30:01]  They don't know what to do when they die because they have an affinity towards dying from preventable deaths.
[00:30:07]  And I swear, if I get killed in a preventable way by one of these Indians while living here, I'm going to kill myself.
[00:30:16]  Yeah.
[00:30:18]  I just bring this up and I relate this to something that Trump said.
[00:30:24]  And I was pretty happy about it.
[00:30:26]  Before we get there, can I just quickly address what took place there?
[00:30:28]  So, if you ever see somebody injure themselves in such a manner, do not handle them like that.
[00:30:36]  That's very irresponsible.
[00:30:37]  That can, in fact, cause further injury, particularly people who suffered neck or spinal cord injuries.
[00:30:43]  One thing came to mind immediately when I was watching that E.
[00:30:46]  And I know Bradley says, tell me something, girl, but I'll just jump to the relevant point.
[00:30:51]  The relevant point was, I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in.
[00:30:55]  I've never met the ground.
[00:30:57]  Crash through the surface where they can't hurt us, we're far from the shallow now.
[00:31:01]  Obviously, they don't listen to that in Hindu land because if they had, he would have known not to dive into the shallow.
[00:31:07]  What the fuck is wrong with these people all of a sudden?
[00:31:10]  It's, it's, it's, they like, they want to prove their masculinity.
[00:31:16]  And I got to say this, Trump did say something based for once.
[00:31:19]  You know, it's been a while, and he said something pretty based here.
[00:31:23]  The King of England, King Charles, is here, not addressing his brother's Epstein ties, is based, based family member.
[00:31:31]  I'm just kidding.
[00:31:31]  I'm totally joking.
[00:31:32]  Patriot.
[00:31:33]  No, but obviously, we condemn that.
[00:31:39]  Welcome to Slightly Offensive.
[00:31:41]  Wow, not the thing to be saying during a custody battle.
[00:31:45]  But no, we hate that.
[00:31:46]  We hate the royal family.
[00:31:47]  But mostly because we beat them in 1776 and they have no power here, okay?
[00:31:54]  Crazy motherfuckers, get off our land.
[00:31:57]  Trump did actually give his first pro white comment today.
[00:32:01]  Listen to this The American patriots who pledged their lives to independence in 1776 were the heirs to this majestic inheritance.
[00:32:12]  Their veins ran with Anglo Saxon courage, their hearts beat with an English faith in standing firm.
[00:32:20]  For what is right, good, and true, yeah.
[00:32:25]  He did say that our country was built by Anglo Saxon courage, right?
[00:32:29]  And that is like, you know, I hear a lot of euphemisms for white, and I feel like that's not even a euphemism, that's a very fair, like, that'd be like, that's the equivalent of just saying, like, yo, we were built by like German blood, and it's like, it's like, yo, that's totally fine.
[00:32:42]  Like, if you know, the Germans don't need to say, oh, we were built by Nazis or Christians, like, no, we're built like German or Bavarian, if it's like Bavarian blood, you know, it's like, yeah, that means something.
[00:32:51]  There's blood and soil, blood and soil.
[00:32:53]  And to hear a president come out, and I'm not giving him credit.
[00:32:56]  I'm not fouling for this, okay?
[00:32:58]  So don't get me.
[00:32:58]  I'm not excited about this.
[00:32:59]  I'm just like, yeah, yeah.
[00:33:03]  Stephen Miller or whatever 19 year old racist that wrote a speech, get that guy on more of his speeches.
[00:33:08]  Get that racist guy on more of his speeches.
[00:33:11]  Because you know what?
[00:33:11]  Chud the Builder, I don't know where he's at today.
[00:33:13]  I think he's on pump fun.
[00:33:15]  I need to hear someone say something pro.
[00:33:17]  We need to be proud to be white.
[00:33:19]  You know, a young man was just sentenced, I think, to 12 months in jail in Australia for saying that he was proud to be white.
[00:33:25]  Real talk 12 months in jail.
[00:33:28]  And by the way, when they put these guys in jail, they're maximum security.
[00:33:30]  They're 23 hours a day in the hole.
[00:33:31]  They do not get books.
[00:33:32]  They do not get Bibles.
[00:33:33]  It is hard to get them food.
[00:33:34]  They do not get commissary.
[00:33:35]  They're treated like terrorists.
[00:33:37]  Well, why wasn't he thinking about the people around him?
[00:33:41]  You know, it's like kind of deserved, right?
[00:33:43]  It's like, how dare you?
[00:33:44]  How dare you be proud of your race in a country, in a multicultural society?
[00:33:50]  How dare you?
[00:33:52]  Yeah.
[00:33:53]  Ben?
[00:33:53]  I don't get it.
[00:33:54]  Yeah, Ben.
[00:33:54]  What do you think about that?
[00:33:57]  I want to avoid prison.
[00:33:59]  So I'll rescind from coming to prison.
[00:34:01]  Can we just make a message to Azio?
[00:34:02]  Dear Azio, we have a quick.
[00:34:05]  Oh, remember, we got to message the Australian government today before bed.
[00:34:08]  Yeah.
[00:34:09]  We need to do that today.
[00:34:10]  Yeah.
[00:34:10]  The Australian government reached out.
[00:34:12]  Oh, yeah.
[00:34:12]  They're trying to arrest Ben or what?
[00:34:13]  No, they're.
[00:34:14]  No.

=== Senseless Customer Rant (02:18) ===

[00:34:15]  My ex's family allegedly spread nonsense to them.
[00:34:19]  And now they're saying I can't go visit my niece.
[00:34:21]  My sister lives there and I can't go to my.
[00:34:22]  I was supposed to be at my friend's wedding last year.
[00:34:24]  I was one of his groomsmen, Luke.
[00:34:27]  And I was supposed to go in his wedding and I wasn't allowed to enter because somebody, and now I know who, gave them bad information about me.
[00:34:37]  Francis Moon.
[00:34:39]  He said it was someone from my contact list.
[00:34:42]  And there was a large plot to keep me out of the country.
[00:34:44]  I thought.
[00:34:45]  I didn't know who it was.
[00:34:46]  And now I know who it was because they said, We contacted your contacts and they gave us really damning information about you.
[00:34:51]  They literally said this, the consulate in Ottawa.
[00:34:54]  And I go, That's pretty crazy.
[00:34:57]  So I literally have a celestial being spreading nonsense to me.
[00:35:01]  Speaking of astrology, these people are astrologers.
[00:35:04]  I got the moon itself spreading shit to the Australian government.
[00:35:08]  I love the Australian government.
[00:35:09]  I hate being white.
[00:35:11]  Ew.
[00:35:12]  What the fuck is that?
[00:35:13]  I wish I was brown.
[00:35:14]  I wish I was just a black guy with a machete.
[00:35:16]  I wish I had black hair and brown eyes like everybody else.
[00:35:19]  I wish I was incompetent to stand trial for murder, you know?
[00:35:24]  I wish I was an unruly consumer.
[00:35:29]  What is this?
[00:35:29]  Did you see this?
[00:35:30]  By the way, speaking of that, we have a new name for them.
[00:35:33]  A new name came out.
[00:35:34]  I'm really proud of this, actually.
[00:35:37]  A new name that I did not know existed came out from the New York Post today.
[00:35:41]  Check this out a selfless and caring Costco employee, 61.
[00:35:50]  Who was an elderly mom's only caregiver was shot dead by a senseless customer.
[00:35:56]  Senseless customers, man, you cannot relax around senseless customers.
[00:35:59]  There's a lot of senseless customers in Frisco.
[00:36:02]  Well, they're more in Dallas, they're more in Deep Ellum, but around the world globally.
[00:36:08]  There's too many of these senseless customers.
[00:36:10]  I thought that was a typo.
[00:36:12]  I thought it was a cashless customer.
[00:36:14]  No, these guys do only use cash, bro.
[00:36:17]  They use cash and EBD cards.
[00:36:19]  Like George Floyd, the fake 20s.
[00:36:22]  Isn't that crazy?
[00:36:24]  You can just be a customer and you're like, you're going to customer shit and you go in to like be a customer and then like you're just senseless.

=== Global Senseless Customers (03:36) ===

[00:36:34]  You're in one of those days where you're just like feeling senseless.
[00:36:36]  You're going to buy some deodorant, going to Target and you're feeling senseless and you just kill a selfless and caring employee.
[00:36:46]  You know, and I feel like there's a lot of selfless and caring employees getting targeted by these senseless customers these days on our streets.
[00:36:54]  You can't even go in, you can't even go on a bus.
[00:36:56]  Because senseless customers are just riding them.
[00:37:00]  Smoking fentanyl.
[00:37:01]  Yeah, yesterday, smoking Fent on the bus.
[00:37:04]  I once went on a bus, and I have a picture of it.
[00:37:06]  It's on my Instagram.
[00:37:07]  And there was a senseless customer, but he was a different kind of senseless customer.
[00:37:11]  He had MS-13 tattoos on the back of his head and had teardrops.
[00:37:16]  And he was just sitting in front of me, and I'm like, this guy has killed police officers.
[00:37:21]  And he's just riding on the bus.
[00:37:23]  You know what happens in El Salvador if you have those tattoos?
[00:37:25]  They put you in prison without a trial.
[00:37:27]  That's what should be happening here.
[00:37:29]  And, you know, it was just retweeted.
[00:37:31]  Elon Musk, it was so funny.
[00:37:34]  Somebody, there's now, they're on trial in Seacott in El Salvador with Bukele.
[00:37:38]  And you really, dude, if you've gone over the years, like when I went, when I first went there, there were armored cars on the side of the road.
[00:37:43]  And it, like, they took that place back one street at a time.
[00:37:45]  It is beautiful.
[00:37:46]  The story, I've been there, you know, I'm what I, oh, well, I maybe I'm not saying I got kidnapped.
[00:37:52]  We'll just leave that.
[00:37:53]  It's a safe country.
[00:37:54]  But in the beginning, I did definitely end up in a situation that I was, Almost died in, and it was not safe in the favela.
[00:38:02]  But going down the road, it is now a very safe place.
[00:38:07]  I've been to the presidential palace because they decided that if you just have those tattoos, well, the gang says they mean something.
[00:38:13]  So they found out what the tattoos mean and they go, well, then you mean you're guilty.
[00:38:16]  You got those tattoos voluntarily.
[00:38:17]  They mean you killed or you did committed crimes or you raped children or whatever.
[00:38:21]  Or I'm intending to do so.
[00:38:22]  Yeah.
[00:38:23]  So you're just, you go to jail and, you know, it's guilty until trial.
[00:38:26]  It's just common sense.
[00:38:27]  Correct.
[00:38:27]  It's common sense.
[00:38:28]  It's just common sense.
[00:38:29]  That guy shouldn't have been on the bus.
[00:38:30]  I never rode a bus again in LA, never rode it again.
[00:38:34]  And the worst part is, I wrote it to go crack this Mexican girl.
[00:38:39]  Didn't even crack.
[00:38:40]  Didn't even crack.
[00:38:42]  And I almost, you know, and I was just with this guy.
[00:38:44]  And I felt safer in a country that's literally the homegrown ground of MS-13.
[00:38:49]  I think it's now Guatemala.
[00:38:50]  I think that's where they're mostly at, Mexico and Guatemala.
[00:38:53]  Wouldn't be the first guy to die for pussy, Elijah.
[00:38:56]  No.
[00:38:57]  I'm ready.
[00:38:59]  In fact, I've had an entire life of mine die because of pussy before.
[00:39:04]  I've died before.
[00:39:07]  Born again?
[00:39:08]  Born again.
[00:39:10]  Born again, because we're good persons here on Rift TV.
[00:39:13]  Dude, yeah, I'm a virgin.
[00:39:14]  What did clavicular's girlfriend say?
[00:39:16]  I reset.
[00:39:17]  Yeah, we reset too.
[00:39:18]  I reset.
[00:39:19]  Yeah.
[00:39:19]  Dude, I started saying what girls do.
[00:39:20]  It's like you had sex with other girls.
[00:39:22]  You go, no, I've reset this year.
[00:39:25]  I reset this month.
[00:39:26]  That's me.
[00:39:27]  Yeah, I was a different me.
[00:39:28]  So I didn't crack.
[00:39:33]  I just got to say, no, in retrospect, I got to say, It is so easy to fix our problems.
[00:39:42]  It is so easy to fix our problems.
[00:39:43]  And if we had a country, they said, we're going to take back the Anglo Saxon pride that built this nation and we're going to arrest these dirty Jeets that are destroying our streets, these MS 13 members, and these freaking senseless customers at Costco.
[00:39:59]  Every time I get into Costco, there's senseless customers everywhere.
[00:40:03]  And you know who's not senseless?
[00:40:04]  Me.
[00:40:04]  My senses are ticking.
[00:40:05]  You know what sense?
[00:40:06]  Olfactory.
[00:40:07]  My scent.
[00:40:09]  I'm smelling them.

=== Rebels And Founding Fathers (16:05) ===

[00:40:10]  They stink like shit.
[00:40:13]  And everywhere I walk, I remember there was a Target in Tweed Heads in Australia.
[00:40:20]  Shout out Tweed Head.
[00:40:22]  Shout out Northern New South Wales.
[00:40:25]  Shout out everyone who lives there who doesn't visit the strip clubs that are iconic because you don't do those things.
[00:40:33]  Shout out to everyone who just goes there for the casino across the street.
[00:40:36]  Shout out to all of you.
[00:40:38]  What about the people that are loitering out the front of that?
[00:40:41]  Target, Elijah.
[00:40:41]  They're there at the bus stop all the time.
[00:40:43]  Oh, all the Aboriginals?
[00:40:45]  Dude, those gangs of Aboriginals threw a rock at me.
[00:40:49]  You probably deserved it, dude.
[00:40:50]  You're like in their country.
[00:40:52]  That was an act of love ordinarily.
[00:40:54]  It's Arlan.
[00:40:55]  Arlan.
[00:40:56]  You're an invader.
[00:40:57]  Hey, buddy, get a nose job.
[00:41:00]  What's going on there?
[00:41:03]  Someone's like, oh, what's this big bridge?
[00:41:04]  It's the widest bridge that's ever been built.
[00:41:07]  They say in China, it's the widest bridge.
[00:41:08]  It's so beautiful.
[00:41:09]  I'm like, you ever seen Aboriginals' nose?
[00:41:11]  Beats that.
[00:41:12]  God is always greater than design.
[00:41:14]  God is always greater than natural design.
[00:41:17]  God's natural design is always bigger.
[00:41:19]  An Aboriginal could just lay down in the greatest gap of the Chinese Yangtze River.
[00:41:23]  Lay off my people, Elijah.
[00:41:25]  That's not how Texas is created.
[00:41:26]  I'm saying that Aboriginals are useful.
[00:41:29]  They could create bridges with their nose, build bridges, not walls.
[00:41:32]  Oldest living civilization in history.
[00:41:35]  200,000 years became 400,000 pretty quickly.
[00:41:39]  Yeah.
[00:41:40]  No written language.
[00:41:41]  No two story structures.
[00:41:42]  Let's get into a little bit of these speeches from, uh, from, from, uh, we're going to get back to the third world stuff.
[00:41:48]  I want to talk about some cringe stuff in our community.
[00:41:51]  So we're looking at this, uh, war on X on like de incentivizing, uh, posts that are not helpful.
[00:41:58]  Look, I like Nick Sartor.
[00:41:59]  I've known him for a long time, since maybe five years.
[00:42:04]  I don't know.
[00:42:05]  Maybe longer.
[00:42:05]  I don't know.
[00:42:07]  And he's a good journalist.
[00:42:08]  He's a very good journalist.
[00:42:09]  Whoever it is, what agency they're paying to do these things for them, because these guys are not doing this tweeting themselves.
[00:42:14]  There's no fucking way they're doing this.
[00:42:18]  What the fuck is this slop?
[00:42:20]  Go to my screen here.
[00:42:22]  Now, President Trump and First Lady Melania are hosting a state dinner for King Charles and Queen Camilla.
[00:42:29]  This is the first white tie event at the White House in almost 20 years.
[00:42:33]  And the guest list is absolutely stacked.
[00:42:40]  Proceeds to post the actual guest list.
[00:42:44]  Whoa.
[00:42:47]  At the event, just to get you to scroll and read more so your eyes are hooked because you're like, okay, let me see who the hell are all these people.
[00:42:54]  It's like, dude, this is insane.
[00:42:59]  And the worst part is, it's got 6.7 thousand likes.
[00:43:04]  Wow.
[00:43:05]  Almost 300,000 views.
[00:43:07]  Yeah.
[00:43:10]  Like, what is this?
[00:43:11]  Bring extra wine for Pete Hegseth?
[00:43:15]  Wow.
[00:43:15]  So many justices from the Supreme Court.
[00:43:17]  What are these accounts?
[00:43:21]  Canada?
[00:43:23]  What is this?
[00:43:25]  What's happening to my country?
[00:43:28]  It's like, no Obamas, no Clintons, no.
[00:43:31]  Who is loved by Adair?
[00:43:33]  Who is this?
[00:43:35]  What is this person?
[00:43:36]  And why are they in my?
[00:43:37]  Why is this on my feed?
[00:43:40]  Get this.
[00:43:40]  This isn't news.
[00:43:41]  This isn't news.
[00:43:42]  What's that theory that over 50% of the internet is just bots now?
[00:43:46]  I feel like it's totally true.
[00:43:47]  It's like, it's every post you see, it's just a bunch of fucking bot accounts with a bunch of followers that there's no way these people have fans.
[00:43:55]  They're not saying anything groundbreaking.
[00:43:57]  They're saying the same fucking thing every day under every post.
[00:44:00]  It's totally inorganic.
[00:44:03]  Yeah, well, listen to this.
[00:44:03]  Let's watch a couple clips from the speech.
[00:44:06]  King Charles gave a speech here in front of Congress, which I found tasteless, actually.
[00:44:14]  The Asian in that photograph is the happiest because the Asians do still have a reverence for the British Empire and the British royal family.
[00:44:22]  But I can't understand the rest of them.
[00:44:24]  Look at this guy in the back.
[00:44:25]  He's still in the British Empire.
[00:44:27]  Look at this.
[00:44:27]  Let me see if I can get this down.
[00:44:29]  You're telling me this guy doesn't come from the British Empire?
[00:44:32]  Jolly good.
[00:44:32]  Jolly good.
[00:44:33]  Yes, sir.
[00:44:34]  A butler, please.
[00:44:35]  That guy was on the Epstein.
[00:44:36]  I accidentally got hit by an axe.
[00:44:39]  In there, I do not know Epstein.
[00:44:42]  Never met him.
[00:44:43]  What you mean, that is?
[00:44:46]  That fella, he's a geezer.
[00:44:48]  This guy is gonna hit the gay clubs right after.
[00:44:51]  Oh, yeah, he's sizing him up.
[00:44:53]  All right, watch this.
[00:44:55]  I feel like everyone trying to be funny in 2026, like, why?
[00:45:00]  Why don't we have like respect and decorum anymore in the West?
[00:45:04]  What happened to just like civility, right?
[00:45:06]  Check this out.
[00:45:08]  The founding fathers were.
[00:45:10]  Bold and imaginative rebels with a cause.
[00:45:13]  They killed your ancestors.
[00:45:15]  Yeah, I don't like the King of England.
[00:45:18]  I'm going to be a little bit boomer here for a second.
[00:45:21]  Can I just get boomer on you for a moment?
[00:45:24]  I don't like the sovereign of the United Kingdom, a failed empire, which I'm not happy that it failed.
[00:45:33]  I'm not exactly happy him calling our founding fathers rebels.
[00:45:37]  It reminds me a little bit of like having a Jew, you know, like Netanyahu talk about Jesus being a rebel.
[00:45:42]  Excuse me.
[00:45:44]  They're not rebels with a cause.
[00:45:46]  They were revolutionaries.
[00:45:48]  Thank you very much.
[00:45:49]  And they are the founding framers of our country, a country that was made for white men.
[00:45:54]  And many have partaken in that blessing now that are not white.
[00:45:59]  But, like, put a little respect on these people in our country while you stand in our capital in front of our Congress, you fucking bitch.
[00:46:07]  Imagine having territory.
[00:46:08]  Imagine literally taking by force Hong Kong and voluntarily giving it back.
[00:46:16]  That has led to the demise of the British royal family.
[00:46:19]  We'll speak about him and his ineffectiveness pretty shortly, but we'll continue with the clips because this guy is astonishing.
[00:46:26]  And he also thought his current wife was hotter than Princess Diana, which is just absolutely absurd.
[00:46:31]  She's the original Geo Scotty.
[00:46:34]  Okay.
[00:46:35]  We love Geo.
[00:46:36]  Are we ready?
[00:46:38]  Yeah, but I'm breaking this down, not in a like, it's a boomer way, but it's not.
[00:46:41]  But it's like, you know, like everyone's like, oh, but it's funny.
[00:46:43]  I don't want the king in England making quips.
[00:46:46]  You know, and I know British have a dry sense of humor.
[00:46:49]  It would have been funny if he said, if he, like, if this was a, if it was a bit, like, where, like, he didn't break character, people didn't laugh, like, where he's just like, Well, some rebels took over the, you know, like if you made it like as a joke and like looked around, like winked or something at Trump, you know, like as in like kind of like, hey, it's British, you know, taking the piss out of you.
[00:47:07]  But like this is, it feels like we're watching a fucking Theo Vaughn show and it's the King of England.
[00:47:11]  Like, shit, dude.
[00:47:14]  I have more respect for your pedophile friend, you know?
[00:47:17]  At least he stands on business.
[00:47:21]  He's a corrupt guy and he's like, fuck you.
[00:47:22]  I'm one of the royal family.
[00:47:25]  I don't like pedophiles and I don't like these people, but I just say like, you know, Was it Andrew, Prince Andrew?
[00:47:32]  Yes.
[00:47:33]  Yeah, like at least he doesn't come around joking, being like, the rebels.
[00:47:36]  Fuck this.
[00:47:41]  Look at this smile.
[00:47:41]  What is he doing?
[00:47:42]  250 years ago, or as we say in the United Kingdom, just the other day.
[00:47:47]  Who was that, John?
[00:47:51]  Everybody laughed.
[00:47:55]  They declared independence by balancing contending forces and drawing strength into diversity.
[00:48:03]  They united 13 disparate colonies.
[00:48:06]  Okay, listen to that.
[00:48:08]  Through diversity, they unite.
[00:48:09]  Dude, there wasn't diversity in the 13 colonies.
[00:48:13]  It's like saying, like, you know, the states of Australia, through diversity, united into one front for independence.
[00:48:20]  No, no.
[00:48:21]  They were Anglo Saxon.
[00:48:23]  Okay?
[00:48:23]  Let's not even call them white for political correctness.
[00:48:25]  And they murdered all of them because they were sick of having to pay tribute and the kickbacks to him and his fucking cohorts as well, man.
[00:48:31]  They wanted the greenback, and that was all good for America, and they were able to enrich themselves as a result of having their own currency before the Fucking Fed came in in 1913 and then fucked everyone ever since.
[00:48:41]  So, this guy is instrumental in the takedown of the free world.
[00:48:45]  I'll speak further about him shortly.
[00:48:47]  Yeah, but like, he's also the 19th sovereign.
[00:48:49]  And I think it's interesting as a sovereign, bitch, you are a figurehead now.
[00:48:57]  Okay.
[00:48:58]  Now, in name only.
[00:49:00]  Some people believe that the king still does control the banks.
[00:49:03]  They believe that he actually controls the banks and that the seat of the throne is actually in Israel.
[00:49:07]  Well, they believe that the seat, well, dude, because you know that, that, that, Quadrant of London is its own government.
[00:49:12]  The City of London.
[00:49:13]  The City of London.
[00:49:13]  Within London.
[00:49:14]  Yeah, it's its own.
[00:49:15]  The Vatican is within.
[00:49:16]  Correct.
[00:49:16]  People don't know about the City of London.
[00:49:17]  It has its own palanquinry of its own.
[00:49:19]  It is, yeah.
[00:49:19]  It has its own security, own military, own jurisdiction.
[00:49:22]  More Jewish banks in the City of London than in the entirety of Lower Manhattan.
[00:49:26]  Wow.
[00:49:26]  Yeah, people think that it's not its own place.
[00:49:29]  Shout out, by the way, to the Catholic secret police who went in and just saved a bunch of Nigerian Orthodox and Catholics, led by an American, I believe, actually, with 200, went in and just.
[00:49:40]  Wiped out the Muslims.
[00:49:42]  That's cool.
[00:49:43]  That's what we should be doing.
[00:49:44]  Christians and like, like whites should like have like, like, like the king should be the fact that like even if the democracy came, that the king is able to, with the church, have divine right and sovereignty and like have his own separate military and essentially like hold contingent power.
[00:49:58]  That's not what we have.
[00:49:59]  Now he's doing stand up specials in front of Ilhan Omar.
[00:50:03]  Mm hmm.
[00:50:04]  To forge a nation on the revolutionary idea of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
[00:50:12]  They carried with them, And carried forward the great inheritance of the British Enlightenment, liberty, as well as the ideals which had an even deeper history in English common law and Magna Carta.
[00:50:28]  Okay, the Flanders were rebels without a cause.
[00:50:31]  Did you say that up on the call?
[00:50:31]  No, he said he said they had a cause with a cause.
[00:50:34]  Unbelievable, but also we're like completely taking Rousseau and others, like the French, you know, we were always meant to be a degenerate country.
[00:50:44]  I personally believe I'm not joking with you because that idea of the pursuit of happiness.
[00:50:49]  Is you'll get people texting you randomly and talking about the pursuit of happiness means doing drugs.
[00:50:54]  Okay.
[00:50:55]  And that's, that's a very French idea.
[00:50:58]  Like a lot of this libertarianism is very much French.
[00:51:02]  I would say, you know, also, so what if I thought my cousin was hot at Thanksgiving dinner?
[00:51:08]  Is that, that's very French, right?
[00:51:10]  You are Muslim.
[00:51:11]  No, I'm joking.
[00:51:11]  But like, like there's a lot of, there's a lot of, a lot of American humor on sort of like the, the, the bourgeois right that comes from very much French humor, right?
[00:51:19]  Like, The idea of like the sexual promiscuity, a lot of that stuff that sort of like pushed into Germany, you know, does come from French culture and this enlightenment of like sort of like a self worship of who you are.
[00:51:33]  A lot of this gay stuff honestly comes from France.
[00:51:37]  Cross-reference.
[00:51:37]  Look at the French Revolution.
[00:51:39]  It's like that was the culmination of all of those ideas, the liberal ideas.
[00:51:43]  There was a whole revolution about it.
[00:51:44]  They killed everybody, and the people that took power were totally ineffective.
[00:51:49]  They were fighting each other, nothing could get done.
[00:51:52]  And then Napoleon came through to fix everything and make it more conservative again.
[00:51:57]  And, or at the very least, right wing, more right wing than what it was.
[00:52:00]  Authoritarian, I think.
[00:52:02]  One of the first things he did was he got rid of all the women's rights that were established.
[00:52:05]  Good.
[00:52:06]  So, I mean, at the very least.
[00:52:08]  Remember, we're calling it women's wrongs.
[00:52:09]  Assuming America does take a lot after the French, well, at least we know kind of where we're going with it.
[00:52:15]  It's like maybe we do get an emperor at the end because our systems will be totally broken.
[00:52:19]  Yeah, he mentions the Magna Carta here.
[00:52:21]  This is not what you guys thought you were going to get, but I, you know.
[00:52:24]  I'm going to pull a lot from very little content that we did not prepare.
[00:52:27]  Be prepared.
[00:52:27]  You want to chose every day, you're getting them.
[00:52:37]  These roots run deep, and they are still vital.
[00:52:42]  Our Declaration of Rights of 1689 was not only the foundation of our constitutional monarchy, but also provided the source of so many of the principles reiterated, often verbatim, in the American Bill of Rights.
[00:52:58]  Of 1791.
[00:53:01]  And those roots go even further back in history.
[00:53:04]  Okay, point there.
[00:53:06]  So, with the Bill of Rights 1791, I bet you, I bet you, no one clapped.
[00:53:10]  He waited for a clap because people don't know that people in Congress don't know the Bill of Rights.
[00:53:15]  Okay.
[00:53:16]  And also, one thing that I noticed is this.
[00:53:18]  Shout out, let me just talk to Canadians, Kiwis, Aussies, and the rest of the protectorates.
[00:53:26]  We're talking about Singapore, talking about Hong Kong.
[00:53:28]  Hong Kong, they're part of China, but they still believe themselves to be British protectorates.
[00:53:32]  Okay, let's talk to you for a second.
[00:53:35]  Do you notice that your reverence for the king is only you?
[00:53:42]  In England, he's a, it's like the Kardashians.
[00:53:45]  And in the United States, he doesn't even behave like a king.
[00:53:48]  He has no power in the United States.
[00:53:50]  We took complete independence and we don't have to have their, we're fighting in America because we don't want their gay form of free speech.
[00:53:58]  We don't, I don't think the king supports it, by the way.
[00:54:00]  I don't think the royal family supports what's happening to the country.
[00:54:02]  I think there's just, it's sort of like a contract of like, it's sort of like with the Romanovs.
[00:54:08]  Imagine the way I look at the royal family is if the Romanovs made a deal with the communists.
[00:54:13]  And it was like, look, you guys can survive.
[00:54:14]  We're not going to kill you.
[00:54:16]  And you can keep your castles and stuff.
[00:54:18]  But you've kind of got to become like a distraction, part of the bread and circus.
[00:54:22]  You've got to be part of the distraction.
[00:54:23]  And you can keep your family.
[00:54:25]  But we're not going to, you're just going to be a symbol, right?
[00:54:30]  The last sovereign of the United Kingdom is the queen.
[00:54:35]  The king is not the sovereign, he is a Kardashian.
[00:54:39]  And Americans know that.
[00:54:41]  The problem is when he's saying, well, you're a democracy, whatever, this and that.
[00:54:45]  Democracies or republics only matter when the people are homogenous.
[00:54:49]  An individual said, Look, look at what's happening in El Salvador.
[00:54:55]  When republics break up, you need authoritarian rule to bring back the homogeneity of the country.
[00:54:59]  You can't have gangs and warlords and cartels and the people.
[00:55:04]  Like, you can't have conflicting factions.
[00:55:06]  You have to have eight people and represent those people.
[00:55:10]  When you have conflicting factions, you have to reestablish a baseline.
[00:55:14]  Who is that you're representing?
[00:55:15]  Are you representing the cartels?
[00:55:17]  Okay, fine.
[00:55:17]  Then maybe you're a warlord.
[00:55:18]  You're a warlord state.
[00:55:20]  Who are you representing?
[00:55:22]  In America, we're trying to represent too many people, the third world, and I'm sick of this shit.
[00:55:29]  And what's happened in England is the fact that essentially they're trying to right the wrongs of the past by allowing everyone who fought in World War II under the crown to somehow live in their country.
[00:55:45]  And you have a failed state.
[00:55:46]  Not rule England.
[00:55:47]  Rule England's not lost.
[00:55:49]  I know it's not.
[00:55:50]  Because Indians don't want to till the land and to develop the country.
[00:55:56]  They want to steal resources and be like parasites inside of the cities.
[00:56:02]  You know, I saw a really interesting clip that we'll play in a second from Keith Woods, who kind of talked about some of the problems with thinking in the United Kingdom.
[00:56:11]  And I know not both Ireland's are part of the UK, but one Ireland is, right?
[00:56:15]  Northern Ireland is, right?

=== Canada Invasion Humiliation (03:55) ===

[00:56:16]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:56:16]  Northern Ireland.
[00:56:16]  I think he's from Southern Ireland or just Ireland.
[00:56:19]  But listen to this.
[00:56:19]  I'm just going to say this.
[00:56:20]  This guy, go to the picture there.
[00:56:22]  His head, it looks like a raisin.
[00:56:24]  Okay.
[00:56:25]  That guy's.
[00:56:26]  There's a fat white woman who's depressed out there in a suburbia who thinks that that head belongs in her potato salad.
[00:56:36]  You know?
[00:56:37]  And she's fucking yeeted.
[00:56:38]  She's looking at pink.
[00:56:40]  Godforsaken music.
[00:56:41]  I hate pink.
[00:56:43]  And she's sitting here.
[00:56:46]  This is sad to me because I want to respect the sovereign.
[00:56:51]  I think it's anti white to be like, fuck the sovereign, fuck the monarchy, we got independence.
[00:56:56]  No, we should.
[00:56:57]  The sovereign coming in, and this sounds so anti American, but coming in the War of 1812 through Canada, remember that's when Canada invaded the US?
[00:57:05]  They always say that's when the Britain, they teach you incorrectly because they don't want you to hate Canada.
[00:57:09]  Canada invaded the US in 1812, okay?
[00:57:13]  Not the king, okay?
[00:57:14]  Canada invaded the US.
[00:57:16]  The Mounties.
[00:57:17]  Well, no, they didn't have that then, but the Redcoats invaded from Canada.
[00:57:21]  It was their army.
[00:57:22]  And, like, that's some badass shit.
[00:57:26]  You got like a rogue colony.
[00:57:28]  And you come and burn down their state capitol, right?
[00:57:32]  I mean, the White House.
[00:57:34]  Like, that's a partner I could learn to get along with.
[00:57:38]  Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[00:57:40]  Well, you can't take us over, but you can burn down our house and shit.
[00:57:45]  I'm down to get down with you.
[00:57:47]  Watching a guy come in and give me a Theo Vaughn stand up special in Congress in front of hijab wearing Somalians is not something that I can support.
[00:57:56]  And it's a mockery of what once made who we are from the Portuguese to the Dutch to the English.
[00:58:03]  The reason why we were strong, we were small.
[00:58:04]  We were always just 30% of the world, but we ruled with an iron fist.
[00:58:09]  And they didn't give a fuck if we won a war.
[00:58:11]  So what, you want a war, America?
[00:58:13]  Guess what?
[00:58:14]  We're going to burn down your shit to remind you that white people, just because you're a white country and you're strong, guess what?
[00:58:20]  Like all empires, you might have won a war of independence.
[00:58:24]  We can still fuck your shit up.
[00:58:26]  The French are in chaos.
[00:58:27]  They're in fucking revolution.
[00:58:29]  We can fuck you up.
[00:58:31]  And that's what they did.
[00:58:31]  You don't have the French to back you anymore.
[00:58:34]  Respect us.
[00:58:35]  And whites had this way of checking each other like blacks do on the streets today of just like, hey, you need to respect our shit.
[00:58:44]  And you know what?
[00:58:45]  You know what the king should have done?
[00:58:46]  He should have walked in in a fucking royal robe and a crown.
[00:58:50]  Acted like he still owned it.
[00:58:51]  Like he still owned it.
[00:58:52]  Yeah.
[00:58:53]  And just said, just like you owned blacks.
[00:58:58]  And technically you don't, but they still are subservient to you and serve you your shitty meal at your Coca Cola owned Chipotle.
[00:59:06]  They still vote for your Democrats.
[00:59:07]  Guess what?
[00:59:08]  I still have the crown, bitch.
[00:59:10]  I would have been like, you know what?
[00:59:12]  Fuck you, get out of my country.
[00:59:13]  But also, That's a real ass ninja.
[00:59:16]  I'm failing to see the point of him even coming and giving up.
[00:59:20]  Yeah, it's humiliation to the British.
[00:59:22]  It's humiliation.
[00:59:23]  Do you think it has something to do with the Iran thing?
[00:59:25]  I feel like it might be because the UK is very adamantly against Iran, just like we are.
[00:59:31]  They're very aligned with us while the rest of Europe is kind of falling away.
[00:59:35]  So I'm wondering if maybe that has to do with it.
[00:59:37]  We're trying to build our relationship with Britain so that it looks better when we're both going in and bombing the shit out of Iran again.
[00:59:44]  I don't know.
[00:59:45]  I really don't see any other point of the king coming down to.
[00:59:49]  Do what?
[00:59:49]  I don't even know.
[00:59:51]  To roast us?
[00:59:51]  Imagine it's like 10,000 Canadians, hockey sticks in hand, fucking beheaded geese, yakking off the heads of geese in front of us, just walking in, fucking beating the shit out of our people.
[01:00:04]  You know, you might actually respect Canada.
[01:00:06]  You almost want to become a citizen of a place like that, Elijah.
[01:00:08]  Yeah, you know, you would respect them.

=== One Third Vote Proposal (05:18) ===

[01:00:11]  You know what's crazy?
[01:00:12]  I didn't realize that.
[01:00:13]  Is this true that Justin Trudeau is 54?
[01:00:19]  Yeah.
[01:00:19]  He was just in Australia as well.
[01:00:21]  He attended a football.
[01:00:22]  What foreskins is he injecting?
[01:00:23]  He's 54.
[01:00:23]  Yeah, he was born in 1971.
[01:00:25]  What foreskins is he injecting?
[01:00:26]  I need that.
[01:00:27]  Are we talking about Kestrel's son?
[01:00:28]  Yeah.
[01:00:29]  Trudeau.
[01:00:31]  Yeah, he's 54 years old.
[01:00:34]  This is the kind of text you're going to get here.
[01:00:35]  These are not the text you're going to get other people in this.
[01:00:37]  But he's really Katy Perry, though.
[01:00:39]  He's kind of a goat.
[01:00:41]  I mean, that's pretty sick.
[01:00:42]  That's a MILF.
[01:00:43]  She's hot.
[01:00:44]  Yeah.
[01:00:45]  Snoop destroyed that box.
[01:00:47]  And it's never been put back together.
[01:00:48]  Really?
[01:00:49]  Yeah.
[01:00:50]  She's a mud shark?
[01:00:51]  Mud shark?
[01:00:52]  California Girls Man.
[01:00:53]  That was their hit song.
[01:00:54]  Snoop was there with her, and she was all about lollies and candy back in the day, but her candy was chocolate, and she preferred sucking on it.
[01:01:01]  Oh, sick.
[01:01:03]  All right, listen to this raisin talk.
[01:01:05]  The U.S. Supreme Court Historical Society has calculated that Magna Carta is cited in at least 160 Supreme Court cases in 1789.
[01:01:19]  Not least as the foundation of the principle that executive power is subject to checks and balances.
[01:01:26]  He's like in love.
[01:01:26]  Look at this guy.
[01:01:34]  No kings.
[01:01:35]  No kings there.
[01:01:38]  Okay, this one to come back here.
[01:01:40]  Look at this.
[01:01:42]  Congress is filming on their iPhones.
[01:01:47]  Yeah.
[01:01:47]  The fans.
[01:01:47]  I thought you were going to say it's filled with blacks.
[01:01:50]  Look at that.
[01:01:52]  What's happening there?
[01:01:53]  Well, I see like three Negroes.
[01:01:56]  Listen, I hate to say this.
[01:01:58]  This is an unpopular opinion.
[01:02:00]  But blacks are a part of America.
[01:02:03]  And that's.
[01:02:03]  Let's not have them in Congress, you know?
[01:02:05]  Listen.
[01:02:06]  I think if we're going to do a republic, if we're going to do a republic, if we're going to do a republic, they should have some representation.
[01:02:15]  But I do believe that it should be one third vote per black.
[01:02:20]  Well, there needs to be.
[01:02:21]  I just think there needs to be one third vote.
[01:02:22]  Like originally it was.
[01:02:23]  It needs to be more rigorous standards to vote.
[01:02:26]  Like you need to have a.
[01:02:27]  You're telling me Dan Crenshaw votes better than another black?
[01:02:30]  You need to have an IQ of above like at least 90.
[01:02:33]  And most blacks like wouldn't be able to do that.
[01:02:35]  But you have to just prove that you have the aptitude to understand what the fuck's going on.
[01:02:39]  Yeah, but blacks.
[01:02:40]  And blacks should be gerrymandered into their Congress.
[01:02:42]  It should be based on abortions of that year.
[01:02:45]  You know?
[01:02:45]  Yeah.
[01:02:46]  The more abortions, the more seats you get.
[01:02:49]  Sorry, that was not how I was supposed to say it.
[01:02:55]  The more black kids you abort, the more power you get.
[01:03:00]  Sorry, that was really mean.
[01:03:01]  That's evil.
[01:03:02]  That's not orthodox.
[01:03:04]  But, no, but jokes aside, look, I do believe, and I hold this, by the way, I've been talking to a lot of.
[01:03:14]  That's why.
[01:03:15]  That's why you're saying that.
[01:03:16]  No, I've been talking to blacks.
[01:03:17]  Crazy talk.
[01:03:18]  I've been talking to blacks, and I do believe that we needed to figure something out with the blacks.
[01:03:23]  Like, I think we needed to make some sort of agreement.
[01:03:25]  I think the agreement we made was the bad one.
[01:03:27]  I think we should have reservationed the blacks.
[01:03:29]  I'm not joking.
[01:03:30]  Like, I think we should have given them territory.
[01:03:32]  I genuinely believe that we should.
[01:03:34]  I know this sounds really against Manifest Destiny, and like Andrew Jackson being my favorite president, this is against what he thought.
[01:03:40]  But it's like, you know.
[01:03:44]  There is the ability for us to have given, we could have split New Mexico between blacks and the natives.
[01:03:55]  And we, I don't even know what we call them here, but whatever, those non-dominated.
[01:03:59]  Indians.
[01:04:00]  No, but it's like we should have done something with the blacks where we gave them a colony.
[01:04:07]  And then in respect to that, we should have done what we're doing to Israel, where we should have given aid to South Africa.
[01:04:16]  And given aid to Rhodesia later on.
[01:04:20]  I think that we should have done that.
[01:04:22]  And I think that what should have happened is I think that the state, like, instead of having representatives from each state, we should have had just representatives from one state, not black representatives from all states.
[01:04:33]  If you want to be a black representative, you're in that state.
[01:04:36]  And I think that we should have said, look, it's true.
[01:04:38]  Because we tried to do Liberia and we tried to replicate our constitution, and it just didn't work.
[01:04:44]  And I know people say this is racist and stuff, but I'm trying to find real solutions here.
[01:04:47]  I think what we should have done is done a 99 year charter like we do with Hong Kong.
[01:04:52]  And if you could not have reached our standards, we should have set standards for them.
[01:04:55]  Then we are going to take military action.
[01:04:57]  We're going to reseize the land.
[01:04:59]  And we should not have put our constitution there.
[01:05:02]  There should have been no right to bear arms, no guns allowed, no alcohol allowed, no drugs allowed.
[01:05:07]  And we should have given them 99 years in, let's just say, like North Dakota.
[01:05:12]  I know, sorry to North Dakotans, but like give them North Dakota and say, this is your land.
[01:05:17]  We're going to give you an initial grant, right?
[01:05:20]  Initial grant.
[01:05:21]  We're going to build some cities for you.
[01:05:23]  We will build some cities, some railroads using the Chinese.
[01:05:26]  And no, and you get a Hong Kong charter.

=== Spiders And Snakes Fears (07:49) ===

[01:05:30]  Damn straight.
[01:05:30]  If in 99 years you do not meet these criteria, we are seizing the land and we are raising the American flag, and you're going either back to Africa or you're losing all your rights.
[01:05:43]  And we gave blacks 100 years, and that's fair.
[01:05:44]  That's multiple generations.
[01:05:45]  We give you 100 years from slavery to prove that you are just like us.
[01:05:49]  Because any whites, you put whites prisoners, low IQ, poor whites on an island that's, dude, Australia is godforsaken, dude.
[01:05:57]  It is God.
[01:05:57]  It is so scary there.
[01:05:59]  I swear.
[01:06:00]  It is like, I remember I walked in, I remember I was with my ex wife and I was at her house.
[01:06:04]  And she had a creek behind there, and she's like, let's go bush bash.
[01:06:06]  And I was like, don't know what that means.
[01:06:08]  And we go bush bash.
[01:06:09]  And she's like, just so you know.
[01:06:10]  And Australians like to lie a lot about things, but she was like, just watch out for the eels.
[01:06:14]  And there were electric eels just coming out of the sides, and there were huge huntsman spiders.
[01:06:18]  And that was not a joke.
[01:06:20]  It was like, just watch out for the eels and the huntsman spiders.
[01:06:22]  And me as an American, you don't hang around eels and spiders.
[01:06:26]  And it was just like normal.
[01:06:26]  And Australians just aren't afraid.
[01:06:28]  Real Australians, the ones we know that look Australian, they don't have fear of that stuff.
[01:06:34]  And I was a little pussy ass bitch.
[01:06:36]  I don't like eels.
[01:06:38]  I don't like eels nipping at my legs.
[01:06:41]  Yeah.
[01:06:41]  No, but I'm saying, like, genuinely, there is this interesting predicament there where I'm saying you put whites in a land.
[01:06:48]  And you know what?
[01:06:49]  As I was there more, I lived there more years.
[01:06:51]  I stopped becoming afraid.
[01:06:52]  Do you know what happened in my apartment in Tweed?
[01:06:55]  Arachnophobia happened.
[01:06:56]  Yeah.
[01:06:56]  Arachnophobia.
[01:06:56]  Do you remember the arachnophobia?
[01:06:58]  I do remember the arachnophobia.
[01:06:59]  What happened?
[01:07:00]  The arachnophobia incidents.
[01:07:01]  I had arachnophobia.
[01:07:02]  And then we had a fucking problem.
[01:07:05]  A real fucking problem.
[01:07:07]  A real problem in my apartment.
[01:07:10]  That was not okay.
[01:07:11]  Okay.
[01:07:12]  It was not okay.
[01:07:13]  What happened?
[01:07:15]  Well, I can just jump halfway into the story, then we'll get to the truth of how it happened.
[01:07:20]  But Elijah returned home one day and he found his house was filled with thousands of spiders.
[01:07:28]  Yeah.
[01:07:28]  Yeah.
[01:07:28]  Huntsman spiders.
[01:07:29]  Like ones this big.
[01:07:31]  Yeah.
[01:07:31]  Go that?
[01:07:32]  Yeah.
[01:07:33]  They were reasonable sized.
[01:07:34]  Yeah.
[01:07:34]  There was an infant station of huntsman spiders in my apartment and we were killing, like, we were killing, like, maybe a couple dozen a day of, like, of, like, Tarantula spiders and they went to war in my house, and it became the scariest you couldn't even sleep in your own house.
[01:07:50]  You had to vacate the house for a number of days.
[01:07:53]  It was not okay, it was not okay.
[01:07:55]  It's what it feels like living in Frisco, yeah.
[01:07:58]  But the spiders poop in the streets, too.
[01:07:59]  Spiders are Indians, but yeah, we finally got to the bottom of the process of elimination.
[01:08:07]  We were able to ascertain how it actually most likely took place, and because women enjoy picnics and they weren't going to have picnics out in the bush and all this other by the creek because they Think it's romantic, and they always want to take the picnic blanket as well.
[01:08:20]  What they didn't realize is when they laid that down, they laid it down in a nest of spiders, and then when they wrapped it up once the picnic was done, they brought it home, they put it in the back of the car, and then stuck it in the linen closet at home.
[01:08:30]  Oh my gosh!
[01:08:31]  And naturally, those spiders had to go somewhere and they had to escape.
[01:08:35]  I just think they were gay, and so they were breeding in there, man.
[01:08:38]  So when they were trying to figure out how did we get asserted with all of these spiders, well, yes, a woman brought them into the home because she wanted to have a picnic.
[01:08:46]  So, gentlemen.
[01:08:48]  No more picnics.
[01:08:49]  Have you ever seen a huntsman spider before?
[01:08:50]  Do you know what it looks like?
[01:08:52]  Yeah.
[01:08:52]  Yeah, they're about, the normal one's about this size.
[01:08:55]  We had an infestation of these in my house.
[01:08:58]  Yeah, they're not fun.
[01:09:00]  Okay.
[01:09:00]  Would you rather live in that house than live in Frisco?
[01:09:02]  Look at that.
[01:09:03]  That's not fun.
[01:09:05]  And I remember I was so scared.
[01:09:06]  Now, there was a huntsman spider.
[01:09:08]  I'm not even exaggerating.
[01:09:09]  It kept dropping on your head at night, the night before when you were sleeping.
[01:09:12]  And you're like, am I tripping, man?
[01:09:13]  Am I dreaming?
[01:09:14]  Like, I keep thinking spiders are falling on me.
[01:09:17]  It was so gross.
[01:09:18]  Listen, there was a, so there was a huntsman spider.
[01:09:20]  That lived in my garage.
[01:09:22]  And dude, I drove a Nissan Koshkai while I was out there.
[01:09:27]  I got fired from Blaze.
[01:09:28]  I moved out there, bought a $30,000 car, which would cost eight grand here.
[01:09:32]  Am I lying about that?
[01:09:33]  That is true, right?
[01:09:35]  Anisha Costco is like $30,000 is a shitty car.
[01:09:38]  Reasonable, regular family car.
[01:09:39]  No, no, dude.
[01:09:40]  All the European fucking people think that cars are nice that are not.
[01:09:44]  You know, you're paying $100,000 for an entry level Ford SUV.
[01:09:47]  It's not good.
[01:09:47]  Okay.
[01:09:48]  So you go in.
[01:09:49]  No, it's not good.
[01:09:50]  There's a leather on top.
[01:09:50]  There's a car interior and a sunroof.
[01:09:52]  Yeah.
[01:09:52]  Yeah.
[01:09:52]  But it's not, it's not okay.
[01:09:54]  Okay.
[01:09:54]  The prices are not okay.
[01:09:55]  Yeah.
[01:09:56]  So like, I'm like, oh, I'll take $30,000.
[01:09:58]  I'll buy a car.
[01:09:58]  I'll, I'll, You know, I'll buy a decent used car.
[01:10:01]  No, I'm driving like a 2012 Kashkai or something.
[01:10:03]  I don't even know.
[01:10:04]  Suck them up.
[01:10:04]  Doesn't even have Apple CarPlay or Bluetooth.
[01:10:07]  Terrible car.
[01:10:08]  30 grand, by the way.
[01:10:10]  And in my garage, there's a giant huntsman that lives there, bigger than my hand.
[01:10:16]  And he's like, it's like, runs everywhere.
[01:10:18]  And I'm like, I'm going to have to kill this.
[01:10:20]  Well, I got this 90 year old dude named Ron.
[01:10:23]  Okay.
[01:10:24]  And I became so respected of him.
[01:10:28]  I was like, dude.
[01:10:28]  He's like, what are you doing?
[01:10:29]  I was like, I'm trying.
[01:10:30]  He's like, Oh, mate, what are you doing?
[01:10:31]  Remember Ron?
[01:10:31]  Do you remember the guy in the golf cart?
[01:10:33]  Yeah.
[01:10:33]  Ron was like, What are you doing?
[01:10:35]  And I was like, There's a spider.
[01:10:37]  He's like, Oh, you being a little bitch.
[01:10:39]  He's like, He's like, it ain't a nigger in your garage, ain't it?
[01:10:43]  And I was like, What the fuck?
[01:10:44]  I was like, No.
[01:10:46]  No.
[01:10:47]  He's your friend.
[01:10:48]  Yeah.
[01:10:48]  I was like, Wow, just hard R just drops it.
[01:10:50]  And he's like, He's like, The country's changing.
[01:10:53]  He's like, There's all these niggers running around here on the golf course, you know, little wide nose, little fucking ammos and shit.
[01:10:58]  And I was like, Oh, these guys exist.
[01:11:01]  These guys exist.
[01:11:02]  He was an old timer.
[01:11:03]  He was like 90.
[01:11:04]  He was like 90.
[01:11:04]  He hadn't been reeducated.
[01:11:06]  He hadn't been reeducated.
[01:11:07]  And he's like, they're up the street.
[01:11:08]  They're smoking crack on the street.
[01:11:10]  And I'm like, and then I went up and they were smoking crack in front of the house.
[01:11:12]  He lived two thirds of his life under the white Australia policy.
[01:11:15]  So naturally, he had views which many people in Australia no longer share.
[01:11:20]  Which, but to say, it was not true.
[01:11:21]  Not to say it wasn't true and it's the best version of Australia.
[01:11:25]  But I was like, dude, it's crazy because there was a time when 90 year olds were telling you, like, it's a spider, bro.
[01:11:33]  It's not a black person.
[01:11:34]  What would you rather have?
[01:11:35]  Would you rather live on an island?
[01:11:37]  With spiders and snakes or live around blacks.
[01:11:40]  That's a really crazy proposition to me.
[01:11:43]  That's what he said.
[01:11:44]  It's like, but it's not a black guy in your neighborhood, is it?
[01:11:47]  And he was like, really carefully.
[01:11:48]  He's like, I was afraid, you know, they're moving in here because, like, in the whole neighborhood, they didn't let blacks move into those apartments.
[01:11:54]  They didn't rent them to blacks.
[01:11:56]  They do not rent to blacks.
[01:11:57]  No, they didn't.
[01:11:58]  No, they will not let you rent to blacks.
[01:12:01]  And I just thought, you know, Australia used to be a proper country.
[01:12:08]  No, but I mean, but I mean, like, that's what whites were willing to go to.
[01:12:11]  Whites were willing to go to an island and live as spiders just to not live under tyranny and not live around blacks.
[01:12:22]  What was damage limitation?
[01:12:23]  Well, think about it.
[01:12:24]  Like, if you're a white guy, it's like, would you rather, like, how did Australia become a country?
[01:12:26]  Because whites were like, well, you could go to Rhodesia, but then you're surrounded by blacks.
[01:12:30]  And it's like, well, Aboriginals were like, you could just, like, you know, throw a bottle of whiskey into a lake and they'd all, they'd drown like Indians in a toilet.
[01:12:37]  You know, it's like the Aboriginals were non sequitur.
[01:12:41]  They weren't really a problem.
[01:12:43]  Yeah, like up in Darwin, sure.
[01:12:45]  Yeah, like out in the bush, you know, in Western Australia, maybe in Perth, you know, I'm sure you had the problems, you know, out there.
[01:12:51]  But in general, they were like relegated, you know, because they realized you couldn't integrate.
[01:12:55]  And I just realized, you know, I watched these videos of like a young guy singing, you know, music from the 30s.
[01:13:03]  We were like, he was born in the wrong era.
[01:13:04]  He was born in the wrong era.
[01:13:05]  It's like a kid, you know, like a 15 year old singing some music.
[01:13:07]  Every comment, he's born in the wrong era.
[01:13:09]  I was born in the wrong era.
[01:13:11]  I was supposed to be racist, Ron, you know?
[01:13:14]  And I identify more with Ron than I do with white people today.

=== Queen Elizabeth Boss Bitch (11:24) ===

[01:13:19]  I just do.
[01:13:20]  I do.
[01:13:21]  Because you know why?
[01:13:21]  Because Ron's a real ass ninja.
[01:13:24]  He's real as fuck.
[01:13:25]  And watching the king today, that's the sovereign.
[01:13:28]  Ron is more of a British patriot than the sovereign today.
[01:13:34]  There was a time when white men just said the truth, like Bukele does.
[01:13:37]  Bukele's called a fascist and a dictator.
[01:13:40]  And he's like, it's just common sense.
[01:13:43]  It's a spider, brother.
[01:13:44]  It's not about blacks voting and stuff.
[01:13:47]  Look, I honestly don't think we're ever going to fix the voting problem.
[01:13:50]  We've already let women vote.
[01:13:51]  We've already let blacks vote.
[01:13:52]  We're letting in all these Indians and they're voting.
[01:13:55]  I don't think you'll ever really solve it.
[01:13:56]  I really think the only thing that will end that is an empire, you know, like creating an empire.
[01:14:02]  I don't think anybody can vote anymore.
[01:14:04]  We kind of fucked it up for everybody.
[01:14:06]  You know, it's pretty much over for us voting wise.
[01:14:08]  Don't seduce us, George.
[01:14:10]  Please do not seduce us.
[01:14:11]  It's the only practical solution.
[01:14:13]  It's like there's way too many problems to fix.
[01:14:15]  Like you really just need to replace the whole thing and, you know, all the old things.
[01:14:20]  The easiest way out of this mess is a dictator.
[01:14:23]  Shout out real fast.
[01:14:24]  Get the music playing for a second.
[01:14:27]  Turn that up.
[01:14:29]  Thank you.
[01:14:30]  Shout out to Logan Powell on YouTube.
[01:14:34]  $100 super chat.
[01:14:35]  Big super chat tonight.
[01:14:37]  Thanks for giving the super chat, man.
[01:14:39]  Whoa!
[01:14:40]  $100?
[01:14:41]  Yeah, $100.
[01:14:41]  And he said, Goat.
[01:14:43]  Tater salad.
[01:14:45]  I don't know what that means.
[01:14:47]  I don't know what it means.
[01:14:49]  Racist Ron agrees.
[01:14:50]  I'll tell you because it's code, but.
[01:14:53]  Logan, Logan, Logan Paul.
[01:14:57]  What is it?
[01:14:57]  Logan what?
[01:14:57]  Thanks for having me.
[01:14:58]  Logan Powell.
[01:15:00]  Shout out to Prime.
[01:15:01]  Drink Prime.
[01:15:02]  Shout out to you.
[01:15:04]  Thank you for that $100 super chat.
[01:15:05]  You're the real G.
[01:15:06]  We invite you here.
[01:15:08]  If you want to join the Discord for free, shoot an email to elijah at riftv.com.
[01:15:12]  I'll send you an invite to the Discord.
[01:15:13]  You can join all the crazy people that love tater salads.
[01:15:16]  Hey, man, as well, because you threw in $100, I'm going to pay you back with $1,000.
[01:15:20]  So, what you're going to do, you're going to hit me up on x at Australian Talk.
[01:15:23]  You're going to send me a DM.
[01:15:24]  You'll give me a number.
[01:15:25]  I'm going to call you after the show.
[01:15:27]  You're going to have a word to the big man himself.
[01:15:29]  I'm talking about Georgie.
[01:15:31]  So, by all means, we'll give you a call after the show.
[01:15:33]  $100 super chat entitles individuals to have a Brief conversation with the people you're watching right now.
[01:15:39]  Hey, you know what's funny?
[01:15:42]  Somebody in the chat here in locals.
[01:15:43]  But you only have five seconds to talk.
[01:15:45]  By the way, I spoke to Rumble today, and they're going to give us three and a half hours on the server by next week.
[01:15:51]  They're going to give us three and a half hours so it doesn't go die anymore halfway through the stream.
[01:15:54]  That's what I needed to get done to be able to do extra local segments.
[01:15:58]  But he said this because we were talking about the schedule.
[01:16:01]  He said, Good show tonight.
[01:16:02]  I actually prefer three streams a week as Rift and then an SO show on Friday as a pre record.
[01:16:07]  Anyways, that's my two cents.
[01:16:09]  You know, it is interesting because we do have all the riff branding still.
[01:16:12]  It is interesting if we did the riff show a couple, like a few nights a week that's just strictly news.
[01:16:16]  It's like an hour long.
[01:16:17]  We're going through the topics like Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
[01:16:20]  And then like Saturdays, we do like slightly offensive.
[01:16:23]  And then Tuesday, Thursday, we do like separate segments that are like slightly offensive.
[01:16:26]  It's its own type of content.
[01:16:27]  It's not, I used to do that.
[01:16:28]  It's not bad.
[01:16:29]  It's only because people know it's like, oh, it's a riff night.
[01:16:30]  It's like, we're just, we're just talking about the news.
[01:16:32]  We're, you know, we're wearing jackets.
[01:16:34]  And then when it's slightly offensive, you're just dressed casually like this.
[01:16:37]  You're just casual talking about, Ranting, it's sort of just a show.
[01:16:40]  It's retard maxing, it's retard maxing.
[01:16:42]  And George said he doesn't want blacks to vote.
[01:16:44]  I don't want anybody to vote at all.
[01:16:47]  I think even whites are incapable overall for sure.
[01:16:50]  Someone said, prefer the nightly shows.
[01:16:52]  The Derek said, I like, you know, I'm saying, but like sometimes the branding is different.
[01:16:55]  So you just put like you put Rift branding, um, as Rift the night, like you put different backgrounds, Rift.
[01:17:00]  You're like, hey, look, tonight, like it's it's it's really the same show, it's all on the same channel, but it's just like a way of telling the audience, like, yo, tonight we're just talking the news, we're literally a reference.
[01:17:09]  Tonight.
[01:17:10]  Yeah, we're just having like, we're talking like the Iran war and policy.
[01:17:14]  And then, when it's slightly offensive, Browning, you're like, all right, we're going to be talking about Jeets.
[01:17:19]  And yeah, we're going to be talking about shit, you know?
[01:17:23]  And someone said, Nesso shouldn't be.
[01:17:25]  Someone said, I prefer the shorter shows, though.
[01:17:26]  Sometimes when it's long, it gets a tad boring.
[01:17:28]  Fuck you, Vince.
[01:17:29]  Fuck you.
[01:17:30]  I prefer the shorter shows because everywhere fucking closes at 2 a.m.
[01:17:34]  And so, if we get out here at midnight, I can't go and enjoy the nightlife.
[01:17:37]  So, wake the fuck up.
[01:17:38]  Please.
[01:17:38]  Boing.
[01:17:40]  Anyways, sorry.
[01:17:42]  I'm going to have to kill Elijah after the show.
[01:17:46]  Humerto just said F alimony and child support.
[01:17:48]  Shout out in the chat.
[01:17:50]  Wait, what?
[01:17:50]  Just one of our chatters said F alimony and child support.
[01:17:54]  Shout out Hummertu.
[01:17:54]  How do you say that?
[01:17:56]  Hummertu.
[01:17:57]  Hummertu.
[01:17:58]  No, I'm with you.
[01:17:59]  I, I, Hummertu.
[01:17:59]  The shorter shows are nice.
[01:18:01]  I do like them.
[01:18:01]  We don't have too much to go through tonight.
[01:18:03]  Hummertu has been there.
[01:18:04]  That being said, there's a, there's a clip from the sovereign.
[01:18:09]  Our king, you mean?
[01:18:10]  No, he's not our king.
[01:18:12]  The queen was our queen.
[01:18:13]  I still think the queen was our queen.
[01:18:15]  I respected her.
[01:18:17]  Yeah, she was like, have you ever seen the crown?
[01:18:19]  That's, it's pretty accurate.
[01:18:21]  No, I don't watch garbage like that.
[01:18:22]  It's not, dude.
[01:18:24]  I don't watch woke garbage like that.
[01:18:25]  It wasn't woke.
[01:18:28]  The Crown?
[01:18:30]  Woke or nah?
[01:18:31]  Dude, season one and two is like one of the best pieces of like cinematic artwork.
[01:18:36]  You sure?
[01:18:37]  Have you seen Catherine the Great?
[01:18:39]  No, I don't watch those things.
[01:18:40]  Well, I just don't watch things like that anymore.
[01:18:42]  No, no, no, no.
[01:18:42]  This is all white actors.
[01:18:43]  The whole like Russian government.
[01:18:45]  No, no, no.
[01:18:46]  It got blasted from misogynistic because the dude, it's so good, dude.
[01:18:53]  It's so good, dude.
[01:18:54]  Like, It's so good because, like, it just shows you, it actually portrays when society was male led.
[01:19:00]  But even though there's a female sovereign, it's like she knows she has to uphold the patriarchy in society.
[01:19:06]  Like, she knows that her sovereign comes from God.
[01:19:09]  And so she's not trying to change society.
[01:19:12]  And she's actually against the feminization.
[01:19:14]  No, she's actually against feminism in the show.
[01:19:17]  Sounds like a bunch of liberal gobbledygook.
[01:19:20]  No, she's like, she's like very respectful, even though she's.
[01:19:24]  What's he guys thinking about this?
[01:19:25]  He's defending the royal family of Britain?
[01:19:26]  What's happening here?
[01:19:27]  He's talking about.
[01:19:28]  Television presented a version of the world where things were better.
[01:19:33]  No, she was like saying, Look, look, I might be the queen, but there's been many female, and people were trying to push her to like liberalize and be progressive.
[01:19:40]  And she's like, No, like, I respect my husband and like I still stay by his side.
[01:19:47]  And like, I, you know, understand that we have a democracy now and that there's a prime minister, but I'm the fucking sovereign.
[01:19:56]  And it's not about me being a woman.
[01:19:57]  Like, don't make this about me being a woman.
[01:20:00]  Like, it's not about me being a queen.
[01:20:01]  It's about the divine right through birthright from God.
[01:20:04]  Like, God is in charge of this country, and I happen to be God's chosen, and I'm not here to revolutionize the state, and the democracy is revolutionizing it, and it's men pushing the feminism, not the queen.
[01:20:16]  I'm the bloody queen of England.
[01:20:17]  Like, I am.
[01:20:19]  She's like.
[01:20:19]  Yeah, but it's like, I'm the queen.
[01:20:21]  I'm representing God, and God has men to be in charge of the country, and I have men in charge of the republic.
[01:20:27]  They're my council, and they're feminizing the country.
[01:20:30]  Like, it's the liberalism that's functioning it, not the royal family.
[01:20:32]  The royal family's not going to take blame for this shit.
[01:20:35]  Like, the royal family is not in charge of liberalizing the country.
[01:20:38]  Like, there's been many queens in a conservative country.
[01:20:41]  Many queens.
[01:20:42]  We never had female heads of the Anglican church, and we never had females.
[01:20:46]  Like, the queen is a queen, but she's a queen because she's God's divine right, a birthright.
[01:20:51]  It has nothing to do, and it's because the king abdicated.
[01:20:54]  That's why she became the queen.
[01:20:56]  And she's like, I became the queen because the king abdicated, because a man failed to do his.
[01:21:00]  That's when the queens became queens.
[01:21:02]  She's like, he abdicated the throne to leave with his lover, he couldn't control his lust.
[01:21:07]  Never heard of a guy doing that, but he couldn't control his lust.
[01:21:10]  And so I'm the queen and I'm going to rule under God.
[01:21:14]  And we're going to do what God wants for the country.
[01:21:16]  And God wants a conservative country with men leading.
[01:21:18]  And she even let her husband do all these crazy things because, well, he's a man and I'm going to turn a blind eye to his manhood because he's going to go be a man and I have to rule under God's authority.
[01:21:32]  And it shows the transition of the country becoming liberal and the queen being like, fuck.
[01:21:38]  Like, I don't like it shows like post World War, like, it's like her just changing from World War II on to being like, this is not the country that I want.
[01:21:48]  And it shows like the rest of the world respecting her.
[01:21:51]  And they respect her because they're looking to God because I think God put her as the monarch.
[01:21:55]  And so it becomes about monarchy, not feminism.
[01:21:58]  And then the liberal world's trying to make it about she's a queen, like, queen, go queen.
[01:22:02]  And she's like, no, like, we're never going to liberalize our family.
[01:22:06]  And that's what I'm saying.
[01:22:08]  She was the last sovereign.
[01:22:09]  But the country's chill.
[01:22:11]  To liberalize.
[01:22:12]  Yeah, but no, no, because she doesn't have any authority because she loses the authority of the military and stuff.
[01:22:15]  So she loses the authority.
[01:22:17]  The military becomes under the democracy.
[01:22:19]  And it's really about how democracy killed the British Empire.
[01:22:23]  That's what it shows about.
[01:22:23]  Yeah, they're like held hostage.
[01:22:24]  Correct.
[01:22:25]  For sure.
[01:22:25]  Correct.
[01:22:26]  And that's what I said about bartering.
[01:22:28]  It's more like her navigating her family, holding on to power because she's the queen.
[01:22:34]  So she's able to manipulate the feminist system to be like, well, you don't want to take out a queen because we have female power.
[01:22:40]  This is what it's about.
[01:22:41]  It's about female power.
[01:22:42]  I think if there was a king during the time of liberalism, it wouldn't have survived.
[01:22:45]  I think they would have cooted it.
[01:22:46]  But because there was a queen, she was able to hold on to, like, well, we want female rule, and I'm a good icon for what the world is turning into.
[01:22:54]  But behind the scenes, it's all about how she's just like, no.
[01:22:57]  Like, I'm not.
[01:22:59]  Even to her husband, she's trying to respect her husband.
[01:23:01]  And it's really remarkable because he's like a Navy admiral and whatnot.
[01:23:05]  And it's like, it's really an insane thing to watch where you have to deal with feminism, monarchy, divine right, and God, and the royal family trying to hold on to the conservative values of British.
[01:23:18]  Empirical rule, but realizing that America has the throne now.
[01:23:21]  America is controlling global politics.
[01:23:24]  And with America, you have French revolutionary principles, and there's nothing you can do about it because, quite frankly, your navy no longer controls the seas.
[01:23:32]  So you have to go by when it comes to any of your protectorates from Rhodesia to South Africa, you've lost control.
[01:23:39]  And it's actually heartbreaking.
[01:23:41]  It's fucking.
[01:23:42]  The first two seasons, I didn't watch after that because I don't really care about Modern Crown.
[01:23:46]  I did watch the third season.
[01:23:47]  I didn't care about that.
[01:23:48]  But the first two seasons were directed by like.
[01:23:50]  Academy Award winning individuals, and it was by a bunch of white people, from what I understood.
[01:23:54]  And it was the royal family, even said it was so accurate to what happened kind of like House of Cards.
[01:23:59]  I don't know if you've ever seen House of Cards.
[01:24:00]  I have, yeah, yeah.
[01:24:01]  Like Clinton said, it's the closest thing to real politics.
[01:24:03]  I agree.
[01:24:04]  Working in politics, House of Cards is accurate as hell.
[01:24:06]  Yeah, of course, it was a black president making out with his gay, you know.
[01:24:10]  We had a good comment here from Vapor One.
[01:24:12]  He says, Well, God told women to keep silence.
[01:24:15]  Totally agree.
[01:24:16]  It's really a great argument because it's true.
[01:24:19]  Well, Lizzie was like, maybe that's why the British Empire lost everything because they had great queens.
[01:24:24]  Yeah, but like, look what happened under her watch.
[01:24:26]  Like, the whole world was destroyed through immigrants.
[01:24:29]  The feminists didn't like her, but she was the epitome of the boss bitch.
[01:24:34]  There's no one that's been a boss bitch more than Queen Elizabeth.
[01:24:37]  100%.
[01:24:38]  She ruled things.
[01:24:39]  You know, the sun did not set on lands owned by Britannia.

=== King Charlesman Dislike (06:24) ===

[01:24:44]  So it's very unfortunate that her son, Charles, has put them in the position where he is, like, because they've been overrun by Islamic hordes and foreigners, which have now diluted the.
[01:24:56]  Native English population to something where it possibly will fall, and because they won't be able to arrest the birth rate challenges they're up against.
[01:25:05]  But to know that the king now is sitting there watching his country being invaded and being taken over.
[01:25:12]  Back in the day, man, a real king, he would have mounted his horse, he would have grabbed his biggest sword, he would have got 10,000 of his men with other swords, and they would have gone out and hacked off the heads of all these invaders.
[01:25:23]  And to think that he is not willing to do so, nor is his son William.
[01:25:27]  Maybe Harry, maybe Harry's the man, but he's got to get out of the clutches of Meghan Markle, who's ruining him.
[01:25:34]  But let's wait to see.
[01:25:35]  I find it so sad, man, that.
[01:25:37]  Charles is a pussy and he's not allowed.
[01:25:40]  As King of England!
[01:25:41]  Here, he's not willing to mount the horse and chop off heads.
[01:25:44]  Sorry.
[01:25:45]  Put this small real fast.
[01:25:46]  Yeah, yeah, there.
[01:25:47]  I'm going to make it smaller so we don't.
[01:25:49]  I guess it might pick up on the audio, but I want to show you this.
[01:25:52]  It depicts what it was like and it's about the fall of the British empires.
[01:25:57]  What's it about?
[01:25:58]  Look at this.
[01:26:01]  And who's fed you this poison?
[01:26:04]  Your mother?
[01:26:06]  No.
[01:26:08]  Tommy Lassels?
[01:26:10]  I came to my own mind.
[01:26:12]  Well, you have no mind of your own.
[01:26:13]  That's why everyone's so thrilled with you.
[01:26:16]  The last royal to have a mind of his own was me, and that's why they threw me out.
[01:26:20]  Fine.
[01:26:22]  I will go.
[01:26:24]  But let me ask you this Who has done more damage to the monarchy?
[01:26:30]  Me with my willfulness, or you lot with your inhumanity?
[01:26:39]  We all closed our eyes, our ears.
[01:26:43]  To what was being said about you.
[01:26:45]  We dismissed it as fabrications, as cruel chatter in light of your decision to give up the throne.
[01:26:53]  But when the truth finally came out, the truth.
[01:26:59]  it makes a mockery of even the central tenets of Christianity.
[01:27:03]  There is no possibility of my forgiving you.
[01:27:05]  The question is how on earth can you forgive yourself?
[01:27:12]  That's a cold lie, man.
[01:27:15]  I would never let a woman talk to me that way.
[01:27:18]  You'd have to be in a room with a woman on your own.
[01:27:22]  Let's take place firstly, George.
[01:27:23]  So let's get you to that place.
[01:27:25]  We'll work on it.
[01:27:27]  Badass Queen.
[01:27:28]  Yeah.
[01:27:30]  What's he gonna say?
[01:27:32]  Carl's and Diana seem to be getting on again.
[01:27:36]  Hallelujah.
[01:27:38]  Apparently, she surprised him with a dance last night at the Opera House.
[01:27:41]  Eh?
[01:27:42]  Full of high kicks and spins.
[01:27:45]  Why did you never do that for me?
[01:27:48]  Dance on your birthday.
[01:27:49]  Yes.
[01:27:49]  Like, salute.
[01:27:50]  I'm not going to play more because we're going to get a copyright struck.
[01:27:54]  But what she's saying is, she's saying, it's the whole first season.
[01:27:59]  It's like, you abdicated the throne and you were kicked out because you abandoned Christianity for a liberal way of leaving somebody outside.
[01:28:08]  He went after a commoner.
[01:28:09]  And it's like, you broke the divine right.
[01:28:13]  And she's going to say, I'm fucking here now as a woman.
[01:28:18]  Literally, she's like saying that multiple times.
[01:28:20]  I have to do this now to uphold the tenets of Christianity, to hold up the crown as a divine right.
[01:28:25]  It's kind of an oxymoron, though.
[01:28:26]  No, no, that's the whole point.
[01:28:27]  She's saying, I don't want to be here.
[01:28:30]  She's constantly making the argument, I don't want to do this.
[01:28:33]  But I just am the succession.
[01:28:35]  It's like the vice president.
[01:28:36]  It's like I'm here in case you died and you gave it up to chase your dick.
[01:28:42]  And now, based.
[01:28:43]  But no, but with mud blood, you know, you went after somebody.
[01:28:48]  And you didn't take, you destroyed the crown.
[01:28:50]  Like our family can never recover now because you gave up divine succession.
[01:28:56]  And that abdication is destroyed, and I have to try to hold it together.
[01:28:59]  So she's the last sovereign.
[01:29:00]  She was just like the last person.
[01:29:02]  Now we have Andrew and we have Charles.
[01:29:05]  I don't know.
[01:29:05]  I think there's a lot of depth into it only because that's my history.
[01:29:08]  You know, I'm half English.
[01:29:10]  I'm half, you know, German, technically.
[01:29:12]  There's always a little bit of mix in the background there that goes in, but, you know, it gets muddied out over time.
[01:29:17]  There's always those Croatian ancestors.
[01:29:20]  There's always some Scottish in me.
[01:29:21]  I think that's why I hate them so much.
[01:29:24]  Scottish and Irish.
[01:29:25]  You Scottish bitch.
[01:29:26]  Yeah, I'm Greek.
[01:29:28]  Ew.
[01:29:28]  Scottish and Irish.
[01:29:31]  I think it's in my blood to dislike the Brits.
[01:29:36]  Stank pussy, what?
[01:29:38]  Yeah, that's not true.
[01:29:40]  It's not true at all.
[01:29:42]  Hey, Omerto as well, man.
[01:29:43]  Art Bell, thanks for the shout out for Art Bell.
[01:29:46]  Very familiar with Art Bell.
[01:29:47]  Love Art Bell.
[01:29:48]  Still go back and listen to a lot of his old episodes.
[01:29:50]  He was one of the best.
[01:29:51]  He was one of the greatest ever in America, as a matter of fact.
[01:29:54]  Check this out King Charlesman, another comment.
[01:29:57]  Didn't find funny because I'm an American.
[01:30:00]  Look at the way Trump's looking at him.
[01:30:02]  And he gets standing ovations for shitting on it.
[01:30:04]  And if I may say so, It is a particular pleasure to be back in this wonderful building, the heart of your democracy.
[01:30:13]  On this occasion, I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing, Mr. President, following your visit to Windsor Castle last year.
[01:30:26]  And I'm sorry to say that we British, of course, made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.
[01:30:37]  It's not funny.
[01:30:39]  It is funny.
[01:30:40]  No, you don't need to make a joke about it.
[01:30:42]  Why does everything have to be comedy?
[01:30:43]  Because he had the balls to say it.
[01:30:45]  How did Trump take it, though?
[01:30:47]  You're the king of the United Kingdom.
[01:30:50]  Why don't you just say, We burn this house down, bitch.
[01:30:55]  Yeah.
[01:30:56]  And guess what?
[01:30:57]  Now we have nothing.
[01:30:58]  I bought the suitcase Nick with me, Donald.
[01:31:02]  I wasn't a fan of this.
[01:31:04]  Wasn't a fan at all.
[01:31:05]  Not a fan of it.
[01:31:06]  Didn't like it.
[01:31:07]  Thought it was stupid.

=== Indians Dying Streamer (04:27) ===

[01:31:08]  Anyways, I'd like to show you some Indians dying.
[01:31:12]  We have an intro for this.
[01:31:14]  Do we?
[01:31:15]  Yeah, the Texas immigration.
[01:31:16]  No, go ahead.
[01:31:17]  Hit it.
[01:31:17]  Humans have
[01:31:50]  this special ability.
[01:31:53]  They're like X-Men.
[01:31:56]  I saw Hunter Schaefer, no relation to me, who's a transgender woman, aka a man with tits.
[01:32:02]  You can always tell they're a man by their snake hips.
[01:32:06]  They wanted him to play Zelda.
[01:32:08]  Instead, they're going to have him play one of the X-Men.
[01:32:09]  And someone said, The irony of a transgender playing someone called an X-Men.
[01:32:14]  Right?
[01:32:15]  That's crazy.
[01:32:16]  I like it.
[01:32:16]  I support that.
[01:32:17]  I support that.
[01:32:18]  X-Men, Hunter Schaefer.
[01:32:20]  There's this emphasis on X.
[01:32:21]  Yeah.
[01:32:23]  There's this weird thing with Indians where they can't perceive danger from forceful objects like the ocean.
[01:32:31]  And I just watch videos of these people dying every day on my feed.
[01:32:35]  And I don't know, it's like blacks behaving badly.
[01:32:38]  Are people dying like this everywhere?
[01:32:40]  It's like blacks shooting each other.
[01:32:41]  It's like the same logic.
[01:32:42]  They just don't have a fear for gunfire and bullets.
[01:32:45]  Yeah, watch this.
[01:32:55]  Oh, there's a bunch of them.
[01:33:14]  That was.
[01:33:15]  They're dead.
[01:33:16]  Yeah, they're dead as hell.
[01:33:18]  They don't know how to swim.
[01:33:19]  No.
[01:33:21]  Where is this?
[01:33:21]  India.
[01:33:22]  This is in India?
[01:33:23]  Probably Canada.
[01:33:24]  I see.
[01:33:26]  Was this Canada?
[01:33:27]  Does it say?
[01:33:32]  Oh, we have another video, actually.
[01:33:34]  Let's see this.
[01:33:35]  So, I think this actually is Canada.
[01:33:42]  Is that an Indian guy?
[01:33:43]  With a daughter in their hand?
[01:33:46]  What the fuck?
[01:33:49]  Why would you bring your daughter?
[01:33:56]  Why do they do that?
[01:33:59]  Why?
[01:33:59]  Okay.
[01:34:01]  What?
[01:34:03]  Why is that even on my screen?
[01:34:05]  I'm still trying to figure out why Indians who can't swim treat the ocean like quicksand.
[01:34:10]  No, we know to avoid certain terrain where we will not survive, but they seem happy to willingly put themselves into positions where they most likely will not survive.
[01:34:23]  And it's not badassery, it's not heroism, it's ineptitude, is what it is.
[01:34:28]  They just don't have the capacity.
[01:34:30]  I have the answer actually.
[01:34:32]  How can you not swim?
[01:34:33]  How can people not be able to swim?
[01:34:36]  Yeah, the average IQ of India is 76 to 82.
[01:34:40]  76 is pretty close to retarded.
[01:34:43]  That's like functionally retarded.
[01:34:44]  Like the average of Africa is like, I think 70.
[01:34:46]  And that's like, I don't know, five points away from mentally retarded or something.
[01:34:50]  I think it's 65 mentally retarded.
[01:34:52]  You tell me you don't want these chads in your country?
[01:34:59]  George is getting slightly erotic right now.
[01:35:02]  I'm slightly offensive.
[01:35:04]  What do I even say to that?
[01:35:05]  Look at the way he's shaved down right there.
[01:35:08]  The dude on the right.
[01:35:08]  Look at that shaved down region.
[01:35:10]  Why are we zooming in on his cock?
[01:35:12]  No, it's there's nothing there, sir.
[01:35:14]  It's he's shaved on his gut.
[01:35:16]  Check out how they take a t shirt, they somehow wrap it around their pelvis and flip it over backwards, turn it inside out.
[01:35:22]  Why is he liking it?
[01:35:23]  He's like, hmm, tasty.
[01:35:26]  That's weird.
[01:35:27]  He's tasty.
[01:35:30]  That's uncomfortable.
[01:35:31]  I have some more.
[01:35:32]  I have a lot more, actually.
[01:35:34]  Avert your eyes, ladies and gentlemen.

=== Cosplay Voltage Lines (06:06) ===

[01:35:36]  The audience is pissed.
[01:35:39]  They said, bruh, what the fuck?
[01:35:40]  What the fuck?
[01:35:40]  Okay, timelines cleanser.
[01:35:42]  Palette cleanser.
[01:35:43]  Palette cleanser.
[01:35:44]  Let's go.
[01:35:44]  There you go.
[01:35:45]  Left or right, George?
[01:35:47]  Left or right, George?
[01:35:48]  Right.
[01:35:50]  She's shorter.
[01:35:51]  Okay.
[01:35:53]  Both.
[01:35:54]  Same time.
[01:35:54]  Thank you, Elijah.
[01:35:55]  The winning question.
[01:35:56]  All right.
[01:35:57]  Take that off the screen.
[01:35:59]  Thank you, George.
[01:36:00]  Yeah, sorry.
[01:36:00]  A little late there.
[01:36:01]  I'm on mute.
[01:36:02]  Let me find this real fast.
[01:36:04]  I like how he does it just manually.
[01:36:07]  There's a black guy cosplaying.
[01:36:08]  There's a streamer that was cosplaying.
[01:36:10]  Indians you see this let's go oh man Oh He black bullshit.
[01:36:24]  It's fucking unbelievable that people do that What hit him listen to the music he's listening to Wait rewind go back to the beginning.
[01:36:37]  Oh, he's alive So he's just in the middle of the street.
[01:36:52]  Who's going to run this town tonight?
[01:36:54]  Thanks to the background track to that as well, Rihanna.
[01:36:56]  But this is fucking unbelievable.
[01:37:00]  I see people in this country driving cars with their eyes closed, their eyes looking anywhere but fucking forward.
[01:37:06]  And this type of nonsense happens.
[01:37:10]  I won't incriminate you just in this moment, Elijah.
[01:37:14]  But yeah, honestly, ladies and gentlemen, these people do not care about other people around them and preserving their lives.
[01:37:21]  Through irresponsible actions like that.
[01:37:24]  And the homie didn't deserve to be smacked into like that.
[01:37:26]  Like, if there's a homeless dude, he's already got problems.
[01:37:29]  He's got 99 of them plus more.
[01:37:31]  And now you've fucking added to that and you've destroyed him and he's got no health insurance.
[01:37:35]  How's he going to deal with this shit?
[01:37:36]  He's not an illegal.
[01:37:37]  He doesn't get free access to the emergency room.
[01:37:40]  What the fuck is going on?
[01:37:41]  Whoever perpetrated that attack against him, death penalty for them or fractured spine, broken legs, whatever injury he perpetrated on the innocent man walking with his back turned to traffic.
[01:37:54]  Should be perpetrated on the driver who committed the infraction.
[01:37:58]  How about this?
[01:37:58]  To be done.
[01:37:59]  How about this?
[01:38:00]  Why are they always touching power lines?
[01:38:02]  Pisses me off.
[01:38:03]  This is crazy.
[01:38:05]  I've seen like eight videos this week of Indians touching power lines.
[01:38:13]  We call that train surfing, ladies and gentlemen.
[01:38:17]  It is called train surfing.
[01:38:20]  Unbelievable.
[01:38:22]  Holy self immolation.
[01:38:24]  Oh, he's dead.
[01:38:27]  You think so, George?
[01:38:28]  He is dead.
[01:38:29]  Wait, you think that guy's dead?
[01:38:31]  He's on fire, sir.
[01:38:32]  No, I mean, there's a chance.
[01:38:33]  Put him out with the extinguisher.
[01:38:34]  He'll suffer.
[01:38:36]  Hell is breaking out of his chest, sir.
[01:38:38]  God forbid a nigga states the opposite.
[01:38:40]  We can buff it out, George.
[01:38:41]  We'll buff it out.
[01:38:41]  It's all right.
[01:38:42]  There's not too much dummy.
[01:38:45]  It's like my dad was.
[01:38:46]  That was me, actually.
[01:38:47]  That's how I feel every day.
[01:38:49]  Just like, dude, the amount of, like, unbelievable.
[01:38:52]  Like, I've never heard of someone in the United States intentionally killing themselves through high voltage lines because we don't have high voltage lines just, like, running everywhere, you know?
[01:39:00]  That's easily accessible.
[01:39:01]  We also don't get on top of trains.
[01:39:03]  Yeah.
[01:39:04]  Well, Hatemonger says, nah, he's fine.
[01:39:06]  I don't want to live around these people.
[01:39:09]  He's fine.
[01:39:10]  Yeah, he's being delivered to the next world.
[01:39:12]  Yeah, that's right.
[01:39:13]  He's fine.
[01:39:13]  His spirit escaped his body.
[01:39:15]  He's fine.
[01:39:15]  Yeah, straight to God.
[01:39:16]  I get it.
[01:39:17]  But ridiculousness, right?
[01:39:19]  Zesty says he's redeemed.
[01:39:21]  All right.
[01:39:22]  I'm going to play a video real fast.
[01:39:24]  That's good.
[01:39:25]  That's cold.
[01:39:34]  He's going trim.
[01:39:39]  Oh, look.
[01:39:42]  Very rich part of town.
[01:39:45]  So there's record heat being recorded in India right now.
[01:39:48]  They have to escape because it's not warm.
[01:39:52]  Look at how the scarf are.
[01:39:54]  Why do they wear long sleeves in the heat?
[01:39:56]  Why are they wearing jackets?
[01:39:58]  Because they don't want to be black.
[01:40:00]  They want to try to preserve whatever light pigmentation they have.
[01:40:04]  Because to be more black than light means you're lower class in India.
[01:40:09]  Right.
[01:40:10]  So New Delhi is facing a severe heat wave.
[01:40:11]  Dude, 111 degrees, 40 to 44.
[01:40:14]  And someone said, really hoping heaps of Indian guys decide to beat the heat with a little swim.
[01:40:21]  It gets that hot here during the summer.
[01:40:24]  Also, take that off real fast.
[01:40:25]  Let me see this real fast.
[01:40:28]  That being said, someone that I saw here too, as well, put this out, which I thought was kind of crazy.
[01:40:35]  Let me find this post here.
[01:40:37]  Give me one moment.
[01:40:40]  Oh, said this.
[01:40:41]  Look, me when British police ask why I set up a bunch of kiddie pools in a 99% Indian area.
[01:40:47]  Wowzers.
[01:40:49]  And here's a quick timelines cleanse.
[01:40:51]  Rack of the week.
[01:40:53]  Whoa!
[01:40:56]  Rack of the week.
[01:40:58]  The placement of her left hand, ladies and gentlemen, you know, she just pulled it away, but she was holding on to something.
[01:41:05]  What a lucky guy.
[01:41:06]  Before it was snapped.
[01:41:07]  Girls love a guy with a 26 BMI.
[01:41:11]  Yeah.
[01:41:13]  So true.
[01:41:15]  Yeah.
[01:41:16]  That being said, I'd like to play something here for you.
[01:41:18]  Give me a second.
[01:41:21]  Give me one moment.
[01:41:24]  Oh, yeah.
[01:41:24]  How about this one?
[01:41:25]  This girl took a picture here named Ella Devi.
[01:41:30]  It's a vroom, vroom.
[01:41:31]  And someone said, ma'am, you can't poop there.
[01:41:34]  This is America.
[01:41:37]  You can't poop there.
[01:41:39]  Yeah, it's good.
[01:41:40]  I once messaged this guy and I was like, I love your post.

=== Money For Kids Debate (14:57) ===

[01:41:42]  And he retweeted my DM and was like, Guarding my asshole, Elijah has texted me.
[01:41:47]  I thought she was a hitchhiker that didn't have money for gas.
[01:41:50]  So she was saying she was willing to make the trade off for Road Head.
[01:41:54]  And she was demonstrating to the owner of that vehicle, by all means, Road Head is guaranteed even before you sit me in the passenger seat of your car.
[01:42:01]  But these things are happening, man.
[01:42:03]  It's a cultural experience, Elijah.
[01:42:05]  You have to indulge once in a while just to determine whether or not you like it or not.
[01:42:10]  Looking at Blacks for a second.
[01:42:11]  Don't hate it before you try it.
[01:42:12]  It'll be a short show today.
[01:42:13]  But looking at Blacks for a second, I'm just kind of like.
[01:42:16]  Putting things on my feed here for a second.
[01:42:19]  The show's late.
[01:42:21]  I've been on phones with lawyers all day, three different cases of lawyers today.
[01:42:25]  It's really a lot of work.
[01:42:26]  It's a lot of work.
[01:42:27]  It's very expensive.
[01:42:30]  It is.
[01:42:30]  It's expensive.
[01:42:31]  It's like 12 and a half grand just this week in lawyer fees.
[01:42:35]  It's a lot of money.
[01:42:35]  It's a lot of time.
[01:42:37]  It's exhausting.
[01:42:39]  And that's why you should sign up for the locals.
[01:42:43]  It's been at a point where it's just like.
[01:42:46]  You know, you get a message and it's like, hey, can I speak to my children tonight for the first time, which I did?
[01:42:53]  That's like cost you $11,000.
[01:42:54]  No, no, this is literally it.
[01:42:55]  I'm like, could we please set a time for this?
[01:42:57]  It's like, or I could spend $5,500 on a lawyer to clarify this motion.
[01:43:06]  And then I get a message back, we won't say from who, but talk to your lawyer.
[01:43:11]  And you're like, okay, money that could have gone to my kids.
[01:43:16]  We'll spend it just so I can get a.
[01:43:18]  I'll spend $5,500 to finally be able to talk to my kids tonight.
[01:43:21]  That's what a dad does when he fights for his kids.
[01:43:24]  I spend a lot of money, spend all my money to make sure I can be with my children.
[01:43:29]  And it could literally be in a college fund.
[01:43:31]  It could be in someone else making cash for the children.
[01:43:35]  But no, no, don't give up on a vindictive woman because that's what the scorn of a woman is crazy.
[01:43:42]  But it's like with lawyers, it's like every time someone says something, it's like, do you know, like Kash Patel's sensational music star could have just been like, I want $150,000 from you.
[01:43:54]  And I would have probably given it.
[01:43:56]  Instead, they want to go through half a million dollars in lawyers to get nothing.
[01:44:01]  It's like, yeah, her husband's about to lose his job.
[01:44:04]  Yeah, she's about to lose his job.
[01:44:05]  And it's like, what is the point of lawfare?
[01:44:09]  And then when you find out the FBI is working with my own family, they're all lawfaring me.
[01:44:11]  It's like, what's the point of this when we could help people?
[01:44:15]  We could feed the homeless.
[01:44:18]  Once he gets sacked, he's moving to Frisco.
[01:44:20]  Yeah, it's like, you know, he's going to move.
[01:44:21]  He's going to be a neighbor pretty soon.
[01:44:23]  Cash Metallica's going to move next door.
[01:44:25]  Yeah, it's going to be hilarious.
[01:44:26]  To all the people that lawfared me, let me just say this to all the people that worked together to lawfare me, and it's been a lot of money.
[01:44:32]  It's been a lot of money lawfaring me.
[01:44:35]  You won, not from the money, but getting me to live in Frisco.
[01:44:39]  You won.
[01:44:39]  Making me live around Indian people.
[01:44:42]  You won.
[01:44:43]  Guess what?
[01:44:44]  I don't care if you won.
[01:44:46]  You won.
[01:44:47]  You made me live around Indians and Pakistanis.
[01:44:51]  I surrender.
[01:44:52]  Surrender.
[01:44:53]  White flag up in the air.
[01:44:55]  Okay.
[01:44:56]  You win.
[01:44:57]  I have to live around Indian people and Pakistanis.
[01:45:01]  Not my priority.
[01:45:02]  Not what I wanted for my kids.
[01:45:04]  But it's like if you thought that I wasn't going to literally.
[01:45:09]  I'm like Napoleon.
[01:45:10]  I'll go invade Russia to pay for my kids to make sure that they have a father in their lives.
[01:45:14]  And to get the truth out there, I'll invade Mongolia.
[01:45:17]  I'll take over the opium trade.
[01:45:19]  Like, I'm a good dad.
[01:45:21]  I'll take over anything to make sure my kids have a father in their life because I don't want my kids growing up gay.
[01:45:25]  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
[01:45:28]  Not for my kids.
[01:45:28]  Just like, hey, your kids might sleep with cows in India and with poop in the house.
[01:45:34]  Nothing wrong with that.
[01:45:36]  That's not for me and my family.
[01:45:38]  I know what happens when kids don't have a dad in their life.
[01:45:40]  Or when the mother is overbearing and overruns the children and is controlling and tries to keep the dad out of the kids' lives, kids end up fucked up.
[01:45:48]  And my kids aren't going to end up like that.
[01:45:50]  So it's like, you know, I'll do whatever I can.
[01:45:53]  I will say this, though.
[01:45:55]  You won.
[01:45:56]  I'm in Denton County around transgenders to the West, Indians to the South, and a few white people who are still like, you know, I do like my new Muslim neighbor.
[01:46:07]  And you're like, do you?
[01:46:09]  Do you?
[01:46:11]  That being said, shout out to the Muslims here.
[01:46:12]  They've actually been the most based, actually.
[01:46:14]  They've been better than the whites here.
[01:46:15]  They actually have been.
[01:46:16]  I'm not joking.
[01:46:17]  And I don't say that in a boomer way.
[01:46:19]  It's like, at least the Muslims are like the transgender whites, and the Indians are fucked up for this area, and they don't want to be majority.
[01:46:27]  The Muslims actually, even though there's down south, not up here, down south, they are taking over.
[01:46:34]  A little bit down south in the southern Dallas cities, there's too many Muslims.
[01:46:38]  But the Muslims up here are the ones that are like, yeah, so what a Muslim, but I'm your friend.
[01:46:41]  I'm your homie.
[01:46:42]  Like, let's hang out.
[01:46:43]  And they're trying to get away from the Muslims.
[01:46:44]  But.
[01:46:45]  I'll tell you this.
[01:46:46]  The reason why they're up here is because they thought whites lived.
[01:46:48]  And this is how bad the neighborhood is.
[01:46:50]  My coolest neighbor up here is a Muslim.
[01:46:52]  It's actually true.
[01:46:54]  And when I moved in, he goes, It's good to see an American move in.
[01:46:58]  Even he knows.
[01:46:59]  Even he knows what an American is.
[01:47:01]  And he's like, It's good to see an American move into the neighborhood.
[01:47:03]  And I was like, Oh, this isn't good.
[01:47:04]  He offered me $50,000 to stay here as well.
[01:47:07]  He was so happy.
[01:47:08]  He was like, More of you people, please.
[01:47:10]  I thought only Elijah was good enough, but no, please, more, more, more.
[01:47:14]  Bring him in.
[01:47:15]  Yeah, he said he wants.
[01:47:15]  It's wild to be like that.
[01:47:17]  Yeah, and then our one white neighbor calls the cops on us for having too much fun.
[01:47:24]  I'm joking, he doesn't do that, that never happened.
[01:47:25]  George deals with the family.
[01:47:26]  No, it's totally a joke.
[01:47:28]  Just to clarify, it never happened.
[01:47:30]  But check this out.
[01:47:33]  What's going to happen here is blacks chugging alcohol in public, loitering.
[01:47:37]  Only good thing.
[01:47:38]  They're not their home, by the way.
[01:47:40]  That's what we're going to do next time we go to Dean Cullen, bro.
[01:47:42]  We're going to roll down there and pass out free alcohol.
[01:47:46]  That's a good idea.
[01:47:47]  That is a brilliant idea.
[01:47:48]  That's funny.
[01:47:49]  Dude, free little shots if you give us your opinion on the Jews.
[01:47:56]  Ladies and gentlemen, here you will witness and observe the behavior of the high ears after indulging in the white man's beverage which smells alcohol.
[01:48:08]  Seemingly, poor emotional control is abolished and they refer back to their naked instincts.
[01:48:16]  This is wholesome and troubling, but it is standard behavior for the deviant swimming amongst you.
[01:48:23]  Be careful the next time you land on this beast ship because it does replicate the savannah.
[01:48:29]  High danger will present itself at all times.
[01:48:32]  They're not popping off just yet.
[01:48:33]  This is all just a party.
[01:48:35]  Until the guns start blasting fools, this is just a good time.
[01:48:41]  Where's the weave?
[01:48:43]  Hey, do the Hoochies snatch other Hoochies' weaves when they detach from their head?
[01:48:48]  Yeah, when they fail.
[01:48:49]  And they run off with it like they're stealing a Louis Vuitton handbag or something, right?
[01:48:54]  So, that's her nigga right there with the red hat on.
[01:48:58]  He out here with his other bitch.
[01:48:59]  He was kicking her ass.
[01:49:01]  But how you be in her ass?
[01:49:03]  You know, if you gave them their own state, they would literally be able to tell you, hey, we were legitimate cats because they would have had it.
[01:49:12]  You ain't know about the Moors and Shia.
[01:49:15]  The Moors.
[01:49:16]  So, what's kind of crazy is this.
[01:49:18]  So, you missed this, but we decided this weekend we're going to go out with the official camera and microphone.
[01:49:23]  We're going to talk to blacks dressed nicely in a deep elm.
[01:49:27]  I'm going to see if blacks.
[01:49:28]  Oh, yeah.
[01:49:29]  They're going to suit.
[01:49:29]  They respect that girls love you.
[01:49:31]  Okay.
[01:49:31]  Dude, you know what?
[01:49:32]  It's going to be so funny.
[01:49:33]  Black girls kissing me on the cheek.
[01:49:35]  Like, You know, giving me hugs, telling me to slap their ass and shit.
[01:49:38]  It's just now we're talking.
[01:49:39]  Yeah, it's fun.
[01:49:40]  I'm in.
[01:49:41]  It's fun.
[01:49:41]  And, you know, it sounds degenerate.
[01:49:44]  We're doing it for the entertainment, it's for the content.
[01:49:46]  But George is not like us.
[01:49:47]  I'm not a porn star.
[01:49:48]  I don't think George will get as much love.
[01:49:50]  He's not true.
[01:49:51]  Well, that was offensive.
[01:49:53]  Yeah, I'm like.
[01:49:54]  At least slightly offensive.
[01:49:55]  I'm pretty white.
[01:49:57]  Right?
[01:49:57]  Right?
[01:49:58]  Justify it now, George.
[01:49:59]  Hey, everybody.
[01:50:00]  Check out my Greek restaurant.
[01:50:02]  It's white people here.
[01:50:05]  I got a soul food restaurant for whites.
[01:50:09]  Whoa, Greeks are white people.
[01:50:12]  Wait till I go to Italy.
[01:50:13]  Let's go to Sicily.
[01:50:15]  That's really cool.
[01:50:15]  You're literally Jewish, bro.
[01:50:17]  That's really cool.
[01:50:18]  This guy's Jewish talking to me like that.
[01:50:20]  What if I was Croatian?
[01:50:22]  Is that white?
[01:50:22]  No appreciation for the Parthenon or the Colosseum at all.
[01:50:25]  Just diminishes all of those achievements.
[01:50:28]  Now we love you, Georgie Biomans.
[01:50:29]  Yeah, we're going to suit it up and we're going to roll down and we're going to speak with the G's and the sisters.
[01:50:35]  And it's going to be a great time.
[01:50:38]  Dude, this is one of my favorite YouTubers.
[01:50:41]  He's kind of a.
[01:50:42]  Autistic.
[01:50:42]  F A G.
[01:50:43]  No, he's like a libtard, and he's the one that went into the leering centers and like try to prove that they're correct.
[01:50:49]  He's actually retarded, but I have hope for the low IQ, like white guy with tenacity.
[01:50:56]  There's something about these guys.
[01:50:57]  They don't need to be making YouTube.
[01:51:03]  They need to be sent to the front lines and like make colonies.
[01:51:06]  Yeah.
[01:51:06]  Like these are the guys that think that they're correct by like raping and pillaging a village, but they're kind to them.
[01:51:11]  Like modern, like liberals actually need to be on the front lines.
[01:51:14]  Check this out.
[01:51:14]  The cure for liberalism is pushing liberals into colony building.
[01:51:18]  Because these are the kind of people that are like, but we gave them beads.
[01:51:22]  But we gave them beads.
[01:51:24]  It's like, but you raped their people and you killed them.
[01:51:26]  It's like, we taught them arts and we gave them beads.
[01:51:31]  And it's like, yeah, but you're kind of a shitty person.
[01:51:33]  You raped and killed their people.
[01:51:34]  And it's like, yeah, but we gave them buildings and architecture.
[01:51:38]  And that's kind of what the liberals were like, you know, shitty ass revolutionary people who, like, justify.
[01:51:45]  That's why Malcolm X said the biggest threat to blacks was the white liberal.
[01:51:49]  So he called that out.
[01:51:50]  Listen to this.
[01:51:51]  This is great.
[01:51:52]  All we had to do was not drop the ball.
[01:51:54]  So I did what Pete Carroll couldn't.
[01:51:56]  I ran it in.
[01:51:57]  Come on!
[01:52:01]  So he invaded the NFL draft.
[01:52:05]  He faked the passes, got in the backstage, and got the mic and called a fake draft pick.
[01:52:14]  From Luke Maxwell.
[01:52:16]  From Luke Maxwell.
[01:52:19]  Luke Maxwell!
[01:52:22]  Luke Maxwell!
[01:52:24]  I love this.
[01:52:27]  That is what is the son of God, Venice.
[01:52:30]  I won that as a pick.
[01:52:31]  Luke Maxer?
[01:52:32]  Luke Maxer?
[01:52:34]  Where are we going?
[01:52:36]  Get off the stage.
[01:52:38]  I want to announce the drop there.
[01:52:41]  No, let's go.
[01:52:42]  Luke Maxer?
[01:52:45]  I got the black guy's slime.
[01:52:48]  No, I asked him.
[01:52:50]  I told you.
[01:52:51]  Get off that stage.
[01:52:51]  Are you serious?
[01:52:53]  No.
[01:52:53]  Where did he get on stage at?
[01:52:55]  I went behind the enemy line.
[01:52:56]  Like Rainbow Six, I droned it out.
[01:52:58]  Why did you think you could go up there?
[01:53:00]  Because I wanted Luke Maxer to get dropped by the Steelers, no, that doesn't work.
[01:53:05]  Chill, man.
[01:53:06]  All right, yes, sir.
[01:53:06]  Give me your credit.
[01:53:08]  Oh, I have to give it up.
[01:53:09]  No, you're gone.
[01:53:10]  You're leaving.
[01:53:10]  Wait, I have to leave.
[01:53:11]  Yes, you did.
[01:53:12]  You just don't jump on the stage, man.
[01:53:13]  No one else has been on the stage.
[01:53:14]  But I saw Sketch and Speed do it.
[01:53:17]  Who?
[01:53:17]  Sketch?
[01:53:18]  No, no.
[01:53:19]  What is that?
[01:53:20]  What is all that?
[01:53:21]  This captures audio, sir.
[01:53:22]  And I don't appreciate you touching me without my consent.
[01:53:25]  Oh, okay.
[01:53:25]  Then I'm just taking it.
[01:53:26]  Oh, I thought it was my shirt off.
[01:53:28]  Is all that?
[01:53:28]  You taping this?
[01:53:29]  I'm gonna announce a pic.
[01:53:30]  I want to be able to like hear it and play back to my kids.
[01:53:33]  Give me your name again, Durf.
[01:53:36]  Durf?
[01:53:36]  Never sure went up there.
[01:53:37]  Yes, sir.
[01:53:38]  I just thought it was okay since I droned it out.
[01:53:41]  What's your last name, Durf?
[01:53:42]  Er, nothing.
[01:53:43]  E-R-N-U.
[01:53:45]  T-H-I-N?
[01:53:45]  Yes, sir.
[01:53:46]  Where do you go to school?
[01:53:47]  Schumer University.
[01:53:49]  Schumer, is that local here?
[01:53:50]  It's south of Miami.
[01:53:51]  You know Kai Sonet?
[01:53:52]  He's the admin there.
[01:53:58]  I like this guy.
[01:54:02]  I'm going to give him the shot.
[01:54:05]  He's famous, too.
[01:54:06]  Are you?
[01:54:07]  Yeah, we're Ashbury in the mouth.
[01:54:14]  We're Ashbury.
[01:54:15]  Yeah, but like that's that kind of mentality of like the liberal young guy who's like trying to get and like just wants to impress people.
[01:54:23]  Like that, the modern streamer is the guy who built the world.
[01:54:27]  Like these guys who are just like calling black people the n word and walking around like this is my rights.
[01:54:31]  It's like that, yeah, like Chubb the Builder.
[01:54:32]  It's like, no, you're right.
[01:54:33]  It's like, yeah, this is my rights and I'm exercising them, you property.
[01:54:36]  It's like the white equivalent of Indians killing themselves on trains.
[01:54:39]  Yeah, it's just like.
[01:54:41]  There is a room for the wig nat.
[01:54:43]  This guy's the opposite of wig.
[01:54:44]  He's like a liberal wig nat.
[01:54:45]  It's like he's exhibiting white excellence, but in a low IQ fashion.
[01:54:52]  And it's kind of beautiful because you're just like, this is retarded.
[01:54:57]  And you have no other options for jobs going forward from what you're doing.
[01:55:01]  It's so funny.
[01:55:02]  If you watch the full video, he makes the.
[01:55:06]  He films it at Staples making the passes.
[01:55:10]  And then they like.
[01:55:11]  Intentionally, don't film him using the pass.
[01:55:13]  They leave out the footage of him getting through all the security.
[01:55:16]  And then, like, he just reads a paper, cuts to him in his house.
[01:55:19]  And he's like, We did not use the passes we made at Staples to get through the security checkpoints.
[01:55:26]  That's illegal.
[01:55:27]  Those were made for satirical purposes only.
[01:55:29]  And we just didn't do that.
[01:55:31]  We didn't use any fake IDs or anything to get through.
[01:55:33]  That's terrible.
[01:55:34]  What the hell?
[01:55:35]  It's like, just like leaves it on the piece of paper and cuts back to the show.
[01:55:38]  And it's like, He's like high enough IQ.
[01:55:40]  He knows you can't claim you used fake IDs to get in because that's obviously fraud.
[01:55:46]  But he just pranks people.
[01:55:49]  And I feel like that kind of guy.
[01:55:51]  Is the kind of guy who needs to be let loose.
[01:55:55]  It's rugged individualism, Elijah Rowe.
[01:55:58]  I like this man.
[01:55:59]  The founding fathers would have said high five to that for sure.
[01:56:03]  He's having a bit of fun.
[01:56:04]  And if you can't laugh at that, you take yourself far too seriously.
[01:56:08]  He beat you, he defeated you at the moment.
[01:56:10]  You've got to give him his props for doing so.
[01:56:12]  You know, it's for the lulls and for everything else.
[01:56:15]  And after all, he only did it so his sons could see him announce a draftee.
[01:56:20]  So it was for the right reason.
[01:56:22]  It wasn't his fault.
[01:56:22]  The NFL says, hey, you're not allowed to get up on this stage and announce certain people.
[01:56:27]  He was a good guy, man.
[01:56:29]  I think we could get him here.
[01:56:30]  How about this, though?
[01:56:31]  Not everyone has a chance.
[01:56:33]  Oh, no.

=== Single Mothers Advice (15:19) ===

[01:56:40]  This is sex.
[01:56:46]  How is that not sexualization of a minor?
[01:56:48]  Yeah, I think so.
[01:56:49]  I think that is disgusting.
[01:56:51]  You know, like, what's crazy is go back to that.
[01:56:53]  That girl's like, Four, maybe like because I have toddlers, like that is disgusting.
[01:56:59]  Like, look, dude, I'm a guy, and like I said, like, you know, when you have like a when you say relating as in guy stuff to like a kid, what it means is like when my son farts, you know, you're like, yeah, and you're like, you know, that was a good one.
[01:57:12]  Well, but his mom was on the phone, mad that they were happy to see me, and it's like, it's like, uh, you know, I never see such joy in kids' faces, and they were just happy to have a guy around, you know, my sons were like, they've been around these like women, you know, and they just want a guy around, and like.
[01:57:26]  As a guy, when you go, let me relate to my three year old and my one and a half year old, your statement isn't, let me talk to them about gore and the military and fucking bitches and drinking booze.
[01:57:38]  You're like, yeah, let's laugh at a fart.
[01:57:40]  You know, like that's how you relate to a little kid.
[01:57:43]  And then you have funny, so we're going to climb.
[01:57:44]  I told my son, like, you know, inspirational stuff.
[01:57:46]  It's like, you're going to climb that ladder.
[01:57:47]  You know, you're climbing that.
[01:57:48]  He's like, I'm kind of scared.
[01:57:50]  And they're like, no, we're going to remember we climbed.
[01:57:52]  They don't forget.
[01:57:53]  They don't forget their dad.
[01:57:54]  You're going to climb the ladder.
[01:57:54]  He's like, I need help, though.
[01:57:56]  And they're like, Okay, well, I'll help you.
[01:57:59]  I'll help you.
[01:57:59]  And my sons have Australian accents because they're on their moms so much.
[01:58:02]  I'm like, you need help.
[01:58:04]  It's like weird.
[01:58:06]  It's like weird to have kids with Australian accents.
[01:58:08]  Dad, I need help.
[01:58:09]  Yeah.
[01:58:09]  Dad, I need heap.
[01:58:10]  But, but, uh, Dad, I need heap.
[01:58:13]  Dad, I need heap.
[01:58:16]  Where's the Vegemite, Dad?
[01:58:18]  David, my sons eat Vegemite every morning.
[01:58:21]  It's not a joke.
[01:58:22]  It's disgusting.
[01:58:23]  It's ass.
[01:58:24]  But, but, my son's like, it's so gross.
[01:58:26]  You had a Vegemite?
[01:58:27]  It's disgusting.
[01:58:27]  It's fucking ass.
[01:58:29]  But, uh, but it's like, hip.
[01:58:31]  And you're like, and you're messing around.
[01:58:32]  It's like, but you don't like, you don't expose your sons to like perversions.
[01:58:37]  You know, like dads that show their sons, you know, as they get older into pubescent years, and they're like, you know, I'm going to get your prostitute son.
[01:58:44]  I'm going to get, you don't do that.
[01:58:45]  That's like, you don't per, you're not your son's friend, right?
[01:58:48]  You're not their buddy.
[01:58:50]  You are their dad.
[01:58:51]  And I say this, this is why, this is why single mothers, why blacks, this relates to single mothers.
[01:58:56]  So I single mothers don't raise kids as well as dads.
[01:58:58]  Because as a dad, you go, I'm your father.
[01:59:01]  Like, yeah, we're men and you're a boy, and like, you always find poop jokes funny.
[01:59:06]  You always find fart jokes funny.
[01:59:08]  But even then, like, even with your son, like, unless your son's like a grown adult, you know, even making dick jokes or anything, you'd be like, dude, don't do that around me.
[01:59:15]  You know what I mean?
[01:59:16]  Some class and respect me.
[01:59:19]  You know, you can ask me for sexual advice when you're going through puberty and ask me about, you know, like what it's like with a woman or what's okay or what's not.
[01:59:28]  We can have those separate discussions as you grow up, but I'm not going to introduce that to you.
[01:59:32]  I'm not going to bring perversion into your life.
[01:59:34]  As a man, you might figure out your life over time and I can give you advice.
[01:59:38]  But the problem is that women don't understand friendship at all, where men do.
[01:59:45]  And men realize that, like, being a man is not telling your friends what to fucking do with their lives.
[01:59:51]  What being a man is, is not telling your friends what to do with their lives, but supporting them, not in their bad decisions, but supporting them through their bad decisions.
[01:59:59]  You don't support them in them.
[02:00:00]  You don't say, Yeah, let me help you.
[02:00:02]  But if your friend's an alcoholic and he wants to go get a beer, go get a beer.
[02:00:06]  But if he's ready to stop drinking, then you go, Okay, I want to help you stop drinking.
[02:00:10]  You don't tell your friend to stop drinking.
[02:00:12]  You don't tell your friends to stop drinking.
[02:00:13]  Now, if it gets really bad, they're going to lose everything, then you might step in and say, Hey, listen, man, there's a few of us as guys, you go camaraderie.
[02:00:21]  There's like six of us.
[02:00:22]  You've really got to cut off this morning drinking and opiates and benzos or whatever it is your friend's doing and get your shit on, bro, because we care about you.
[02:00:32]  We don't want to control you, but we want you to control yourself, right?
[02:00:35]  Being a friend is saying, we're not trying to tell you to stop drinking or stop doing benzos or opiates.
[02:00:40]  We're just like, you're not controlling yourself and we want you to get back control of yourself.
[02:00:45]  That's what male friendship is.
[02:00:46]  You want your friends to control themselves.
[02:00:49]  Women are like, they get divorced because they watched Love Island.
[02:00:53]  And then they convince their friends to divorce so they can be miserable with them.
[02:00:57]  And so, with single mothers, they don't understand.
[02:00:59]  Like, with sons, what's different is as a father, you are telling your sons what to do, but you're doing it because you're trying to create them into men who know how to make decisions to control themselves, right?
[02:01:13]  So, being a father, what I've learned is like, even if they're young, you're saying, Look, I'm not trying to be my son's friend, tell him what to do because I'm his friend.
[02:01:21]  I'm giving him advice.
[02:01:22]  Oh my God, my little son, here's what you should do.
[02:01:24]  It's like, You say, I'm trying to teach you how to be independent and make your own decisions so that you're not controlled by anything but God Himself, right?
[02:01:35]  I want you to be controlled by God.
[02:01:37]  But I also know as a man, you're going to need to make mistakes.
[02:01:40]  So whether you're three and the mistakes you make is you fall off a slide, whether you're six and maybe you eat too much sugar and you throw up, maybe you're 10 and you try to steal your uncle's cigarette and you smoke it and it makes you vomit, or you're 12 and you steal some booze out of the fridge and it makes you, you know.
[02:01:59]  You have to go to the doctor for alcohol pumping because you drank a beer and you're too young for that.
[02:02:03]  It's like, I don't want you to do those things, son.
[02:02:06]  I'm going to actively try to prevent you from making those bad decisions.
[02:02:10]  But once you've made them, I'm going to let you live through the consequences.
[02:02:15]  And I'm going to tell you, yeah, there's some shit.
[02:02:17]  And you're fucking grounded and you're in fucking trouble.
[02:02:20]  And no allowance.
[02:02:21]  And I'm taking back your case to the cop.
[02:02:23]  Dude, it's still in 26.
[02:02:23]  Nobody's getting allowance, including our women.
[02:02:27]  Dude, it's over.
[02:02:28]  It's over.
[02:02:28]  Only Israel gets allowance.
[02:02:30]  But it's like, if you're Israel, you got allowance.
[02:02:33]  That's it.
[02:02:33]  Dude.
[02:02:34]  But you go, you don't get that.
[02:02:35]  And so the reason why men, guys that grow up in single father households, tend to grow up better than single mothers is because your goal is I'm not your friend, buddy.
[02:02:44]  I'm your father.
[02:02:45]  I'm not here to let you make bad decisions and try to help you out of it.
[02:02:48]  I'm here to tell you I'm the authority in your life.
[02:02:50]  I'm the divine sovereign.
[02:02:52]  God put me in your life as your divine sovereign.
[02:02:54]  God, God to the son.
[02:02:56]  I am God in divine right to you.
[02:02:58]  I have authority over you by Christ Himself.
[02:03:00]  He put me over you, and you're going to listen to me and you're going to do what I say.
[02:03:05]  But.
[02:03:06]  I'm not going to baby you.
[02:03:08]  Like, I'm not going to baby you.
[02:03:10]  If you do the wrong thing, I'm going to let you live out the consequences.
[02:03:13]  I'll save you before it fully takes you.
[02:03:15]  Because I'm a guy, so I don't.
[02:03:16]  You never let your friends fully go.
[02:03:18]  But I want you to learn your lessons.
[02:03:20]  Women are just like, I just want to be your friend.
[02:03:23]  I want you to like me.
[02:03:23]  And then women have contention with kids.
[02:03:27]  I never fight with my sons.
[02:03:28]  My sons do something wrong.
[02:03:30]  I just look at them and they cry.
[02:03:34]  You know, you just go, stop.
[02:03:36]  They freak out.
[02:03:38]  Women have to grab like spoons and hit the kids and argue with them and they're debating and they're like, as a guy, you're like, you don't want to put up with my shit.
[02:03:47]  Good.
[02:03:48]  Be afraid because guess what?
[02:03:50]  I pay for your food.
[02:03:51]  You want to be on the streets?
[02:03:52]  You want to live on your own?
[02:03:52]  You want to do your own shit?
[02:03:53]  Go ahead.
[02:03:55]  I'm not here because I'm arguing with you.
[02:03:57]  I'm here because your life depends on my ability to work for this family.
[02:04:02]  Even the littlest boys understand power, and sometimes you have to remind them with a vulgar display of power that they will not be in line.
[02:04:11]  Oh, 100%.
[02:04:12]  But yeah, fathers should be able to look at their sons in a certain way, and the boy immediately recognizes, holy shit.
[02:04:18]  I stepped out of line here.
[02:04:19]  Dad's upset.
[02:04:20]  The posture's different.
[02:04:22]  He's about to come and stand over me or perhaps give me a smack.
[02:04:26]  And not abuse, but a corrective smack because children who do not receive those typically get out of control during adolescence.
[02:04:36]  And I'll tell you what, a teenage boy without a father in his life to show him where the boundaries are, it's fucking done.
[02:04:43]  That kid is going to be a wild child every day of the week.
[02:04:46]  They've got to know from their own father our repercussions for actions.
[02:04:49]  And that's one of the greatest values a father can impart.
[02:04:52]  On his son through his upbringing to let him know a man has to understand his limitations and son, you better learn your limitations quick.
[02:05:00]  Otherwise, you're going to be the recipient of this belt.
[02:05:03]  Yeah.
[02:05:03]  And by the way, believing in your children is what matters.
[02:05:06]  And I think that, like, what I've noticed about women is that, like, there's no statements like if you're with a single dad, you turn out gay or whatever.
[02:05:14]  It's like if you're the single dad, you may just have some like emotional trauma with girlfriends, you know, some, some, some, maybe you have like, maybe you have some weird kinks.
[02:05:23]  As you grow up, because you want like a mommy fetish or you like big boobs.
[02:05:26]  Like, I never really heard bad kinks.
[02:05:28]  It's like, yeah, I like big titties because I never really had a mommy.
[02:05:31]  And I'm not talking about gay dads, but like, you have a mom, right?
[02:05:34]  She's there, but you have a dad too.
[02:05:36]  Because men, you believe in your sons and you believe in God and you realize I am here to be God for you in the flesh.
[02:05:45]  I'm here to help you while you're a child.
[02:05:47]  But also, let's be honest about children.
[02:05:50]  You're not a child at 14.
[02:05:51]  Like, you have to believe your sons grow up older.
[02:05:54]  Like, Like, it's like girls have a hard time with that when they're men, turn them into teenagers.
[02:05:59]  Your sons are men now.
[02:06:01]  They're stupid men.
[02:06:03]  They're immature men.
[02:06:04]  They're dumb.
[02:06:05]  You got to guide them.
[02:06:07]  But they're independent.
[02:06:08]  You become like, I'm here for you if you want the information.
[02:06:11]  But if you want to go learn on your own and you want to go fuck up your life, I did it too.
[02:06:17]  And most men have.
[02:06:19]  And you know what?
[02:06:20]  Like, I always noticed, like, my mom had a really hard time.
[02:06:23]  By the way, as I mentioned last episode, it's like those stupid drug tests that I volunteered to take, I passed them.
[02:06:29]  Because I'm not on drugs.
[02:06:31]  There was a time in my life when I was a teenager where I was on drugs, like 12 years ago, 12, 13 years ago.
[02:06:37]  I was on drugs.
[02:06:38]  And it's like, you know, when I was a child, and, you know, my mom would cry, you know.
[02:06:43]  And I remember this.
[02:06:44]  I remember this vividly.
[02:06:46]  I was smoking weed.
[02:06:47]  You put a lug nut into a water bottle, like an arrowhead water bottle, and you burn the hole and you put a lug nut in, and you put a little gum around the side.
[02:06:57]  You put a gum around the side, and you put little pebbles from your garden into the lug nut.
[02:07:04]  And you put the weed inside, and now you got a bong.
[02:07:07]  And sorry, sons, don't watch this.
[02:07:10]  And you light it so bad for you.
[02:07:11]  It's like plastics.
[02:07:13]  That's why everyone's like, you got plastics and crocs.
[02:07:15]  I'm like, hey, dog, I was smoking weed out of plastic water bottles.
[02:07:19]  Relax.
[02:07:19]  And I remember my mom came in and, dude, she wept.
[02:07:23]  Like that phrase, Jesus wept, she was like just crying.
[02:07:27]  And by the way, I was only smoking weed because I was on ecstasy.
[02:07:30]  I was a teenager, I was a minor.
[02:07:32]  So just as a minor, I was on ecstasy as a child.
[02:07:35]  And I was trying to smoke weed to get off the come down.
[02:07:38]  And my dad came up and he was like, where's your weed?
[02:07:44]  Like, where's all your weed?
[02:07:47]  Where's your drugs?
[02:07:48]  And then he took them and then he sat me down and he brought me some Girl Scout cookies.
[02:07:53]  He's like, I bet you, I bet you these taste good right now.
[02:07:57]  That's what my dad did.
[02:07:58]  He's like, I bet you these taste good right now.
[02:08:01]  The only reason you're so good, Elijah, and so redemptionable is because you've had a phenomenal father in your life.
[02:08:05]  Yeah, phenomenal.
[02:08:06]  But I'm saying, but I'm saying, but he said, he's like, Your mom, but what did dad say?
[02:08:10]  Hey, look, dude, you've really upset your mom.
[02:08:12]  Now we're both in trouble.
[02:08:13]  You have really upset your mom.
[02:08:15]  Your mom is crazy.
[02:08:17]  Yeah.
[02:08:17]  And, Every man knows that women are just crazy.
[02:08:20]  They're just crazy.
[02:08:21]  They're emotional.
[02:08:22]  They don't have any reciprocative behavior to process information.
[02:08:26]  Everything's about response mechanisms and feedback loops.
[02:08:30]  And it's like the way that I've always described women is if you've ever been in the hospital and they inject morphine into your body and you have like, it's like a half second before your body picks it up.
[02:08:42]  Dude, your blood is so quick.
[02:08:43]  You go douche and you go shhhhh and your body gets warm and your body gets limp in the hospital because you get a wound or whatever and they put morphine into your body.
[02:08:53]  I said it might even fail the piss test because of the morphine they put for this and it didn't show up.
[02:08:57]  But it's like a true negative.
[02:09:00]  But they gave me morphine for this cut.
[02:09:02]  And that, like, you can't fight that.
[02:09:04]  It's like, you just go, wow, I feel relaxed all of a sudden.
[02:09:08]  I don't feel pain.
[02:09:09]  That's how women's emotions are.
[02:09:11]  They just, like, there's no stop mechanism to the feedback loop and they just react.
[02:09:19]  And you can't stop it.
[02:09:20]  And there's nothing to stop a woman from being emotional and behaving the way they do.
[02:09:24]  You can reason, you can try to argue.
[02:09:27]  And that's really great.
[02:09:27]  It's an input to output situation.
[02:09:29]  There's no like process in the middle of that.
[02:09:31]  It's just the input is whatever is going on at the time.
[02:09:34]  The output is her reaction.
[02:09:36]  There's no like processing what happened.
[02:09:38]  There's no mulling it over.
[02:09:40]  It is all just like, I didn't like that.
[02:09:41]  I'm going to yell and I'm going to be pissed or whatever the reaction is.
[02:09:45]  That's why women like cheat so much more than men.
[02:09:48]  It's like, it's just all surface level.
[02:09:51]  Like their love for you.
[02:09:52]  If they meet a guy at a club, they think that they're in love with him just because he made them feel a certain way.
[02:09:57]  And then they come home and they're like, oh, fuck.
[02:09:59]  And they're actually confused about it.
[02:10:01]  Where it's like men will go to the club and cheat, and it's not emotional at all.
[02:10:05]  It's just like, I'm trying to get my dick wet and go home.
[02:10:07]  And that's exactly what happens.
[02:10:08]  They don't even think about the girl the next day.
[02:10:11]  Yeah.
[02:10:12]  Well, that's a good example, I would say.
[02:10:13]  Well, what do you think, Kara?
[02:10:15]  We're at the two hour and nine minute mark.
[02:10:17]  Wait, Georgie, Georgie, on that.
[02:10:20]  The last girl you had sex with, have you thought about her recently, or you threw her overboard just to talk about that?
[02:10:24]  I'm not going to talk about that.
[02:10:26]  It was only two days ago, wasn't it?
[02:10:29]  Yeah.
[02:10:29]  Well, you know.
[02:10:31]  I don't kiss the fuck out of my mouth.
[02:10:32]  What happens in California stays in California, Georgie boy?
[02:10:35]  What happens in the Motel 6 and then at the Holiday Inn?
[02:10:39]  Okay, let's go.
[02:10:40]  In Godfuck Nowhere, Texas.
[02:10:41]  Hey, we've done a great show, ladies and gentlemen.
[02:10:47]  It's phenomenal to have Georgie back in the house as well.
[02:10:49]  Obviously, Elijah's been dealing with a lot of stuff today, but he has had some major W's.
[02:10:53]  We're very appreciative of that.
[02:10:55]  And more importantly, we're appreciative of every single person who's been willing to stick with us through the trials and tribulations of Elijah's daily life.
[02:11:02]  It's like a fucking soap opera.
[02:11:03]  But for internet watchers.
[02:11:05]  It is.
[02:11:06]  By the way, just to clarify, I can say these names because it doesn't matter.
[02:11:11]  I won't say the first names, but it's like I got off a long call with my attorney, Schwartz, then got on with a big call at Rumble, a man named Mr. Ruben.
[02:11:24]  Love it.
[02:11:25]  And then went to dermatology and found out I might have cancer.
[02:11:29]  A guy named Weisberg.
[02:11:30]  He's a survivor.
[02:11:31]  The boy is a survivor.
[02:11:33]  We got cancer.
[02:11:34]  And I'd like to end with this cleanse of a local college swim team.
[02:11:39]  What I want, you got everybody.
[02:11:46]  Oh, yes.
[02:11:47]  This is why we all swim in Australia, ladies and gentlemen.
[02:11:52]  This is exactly the reason why it's incumbent upon me to learn how to swim, men.
[02:11:58]  Learn how to swim.

=== Eukaryotic Cells Cancer (13:02) ===

[02:11:59]  I thought a woman just picked things up her ass and called it.
[02:12:02]  The greatest thing about taking a woman swimming is you can guarantee she's always going to be wet.
[02:12:11]  Hey.
[02:12:11]  I've always leaked it up.
[02:12:14]  Yeah, I mean, this is good.
[02:12:16]  Argentinians don't do it.
[02:12:18]  But I'll tell you what, you made one of those.
[02:12:20]  Those are Germans.
[02:12:21]  We should do a whole show about how hot white women are.
[02:12:24]  Yeah, bro.
[02:12:25]  Just like a special, like hot.
[02:12:26]  But they got broad shoulders.
[02:12:28]  These women would literally fucking look smashed.
[02:12:31]  Dude, did you 100% clavicular?
[02:12:32]  Like they would stand next to him and just destroy him.
[02:12:35]  They would mog him because of the strength of the shoulders.
[02:12:38]  By the way, this is Mineral Wells right here.
[02:12:40]  I told you there was a storm tonight.
[02:12:41]  Look at this.
[02:12:42]  There's a tornado.
[02:12:43]  This is in Texas.
[02:12:48]  So that's where the M3 ended up.
[02:12:49]  You know, yeah, but I told you the reason why I had it hailed while we were doing this.
[02:12:54]  It literally just stuck in a tornado.
[02:12:55]  Both of our cars are tornadoed.
[02:12:56]  Oh, no, what?
[02:12:57]  Oh, my God.
[02:12:58]  I don't think we can show that.
[02:12:59]  Yeah, you can.
[02:13:00]  No, no, no.
[02:13:01]  I don't think so.
[02:13:02]  That's enough.
[02:13:03]  The picture told a thousand words.
[02:13:05]  Who are these hombres?
[02:13:07]  I love them.
[02:13:08]  Look at them.
[02:13:08]  This is a Myanmar FM Lotus.
[02:13:09]  Hold up.
[02:13:10]  Full fucking auto AK 47.
[02:13:13]  Ladies and gentlemen, we are playing Call of Duty.
[02:13:17]  I have a friend who lives there.
[02:13:21]  Myanmar?
[02:13:21]  Yeah, I have a friend in Burma.
[02:13:23]  Yeah.
[02:13:23]  That's Myanmar.
[02:13:25]  He got out because he went to college and the revolution happened.
[02:13:30]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:13:31]  I had a friend who died there.
[02:13:32]  They had the sickest combat in the world in that country.
[02:13:36]  Headbucks are legal, elbows are legal.
[02:13:39]  When you KO your opponent, they drag him back to his corner.
[02:13:43]  His trainers literally slap him upside the head.
[02:13:46]  They wake him up and they put him back out there after you've KO'd him.
[02:13:49]  After you KO'd three times, the fight is done.
[02:13:51]  I want to show one more clip.
[02:13:54]  Let's remind you guys before we close out today, don't skip cardio, please.
[02:14:01]  What is this?
[02:14:01]  Who put this in the script?
[02:14:03]  You put this in the script?
[02:14:05]  My bad.
[02:14:06]  Are you complaining?
[02:14:07]  It's like goon posting.
[02:14:08]  Why are you complaining?
[02:14:09]  It's a transgender.
[02:14:10]  Is this goon posting?
[02:14:12]  She's ovulating.
[02:14:13]  That's why there's the bulge in the package down there.
[02:14:16]  That's just where it's.
[02:14:18]  Yeah, it's the same.
[02:14:20]  Maxi pads.
[02:14:20]  Maxi pads.
[02:14:21]  I don't really like abs on women.
[02:14:24]  I don't either.
[02:14:26]  I like the pooch.
[02:14:27]  Yeah, it's like masculine.
[02:14:28]  Well, I like that little pooch down that shows that they can like have a womb, you know?
[02:14:32]  Well, it's something to hold on to.
[02:14:33]  Like, masculine women, they have trouble having children.
[02:14:36]  Like, their fertility tanks.
[02:14:37]  Yeah, I know they do.
[02:14:38]  Men are attracted to like innocence and fertility, I think.
[02:14:40]  And it's like, if you're working out like that, you're neither of those.
[02:14:47]  Okay, I have one more thing.
[02:14:49]  Okay.
[02:14:50]  Let me find it.
[02:14:50]  Hold on.
[02:14:50]  Oh, yeah.
[02:14:51]  This is what I want to show.
[02:14:52]  This is crazy.
[02:14:54]  I shouldn't show this, but I'm going to.
[02:14:55]  This was the craziest video yet.
[02:14:57]  Are we sure we can play it?
[02:14:58]  Yeah, because you can't tell what's happening.
[02:15:00]  Okay.
[02:15:01]  It's India.
[02:15:03]  We've got a flagpole.
[02:15:08]  What could go wrong here with the wires above?
[02:15:12]  Is he going to prom?
[02:15:13]  He reminds me of those African Americans who have extravagant transportation to take him to prom.
[02:15:23]  He's black.
[02:15:24]  They're making it rain.
[02:15:26]  Making it rain right there, ladies and gentlemen.
[02:15:28]  They've got dollar bills to pass around.
[02:15:30]  They make it rain with paper cutters.
[02:15:33]  That's smoke.
[02:15:34]  Has he just cooked himself on the stage?
[02:15:36]  I don't think the flag stopped touching the pole, so he's just getting cooked.
[02:15:41]  I didn't wait.
[02:15:42]  Wait, let's go back.
[02:15:43]  Just play it again, Georgie.
[02:15:44]  Sorry, mate.
[02:15:44]  I missed that part.
[02:15:45]  I was looking at other things.
[02:15:46]  I was looking at the clock.
[02:15:49]  There is no way.
[02:15:54]  Yeah, he's just getting cooked.
[02:15:58]  How did they never learn?
[02:16:00]  Do not touch.
[02:16:00]  You know what's crazy?
[02:16:02]  I would think that their power lines would be like insulated by now.
[02:16:04]  Yeah, but you know what's crazy is yeah.
[02:16:06]  But you're grounded.
[02:16:07]  If you're grounded like that, forget about it.
[02:16:08]  Yeah, but we have so much water in our bodies that we can steam, you know?
[02:16:13]  You know, one of the craziest things that I learned about.
[02:16:17]  There is a post, by the way.
[02:16:19]  This is a God thing to end the night, actually, and kind of a clarification.
[02:16:24]  You know, people don't know that are new to the show that I genuinely and fully am kind of more interested in science than politics, which is kind of why I seem understood sometimes because I'm like more of what I look at during the day is just like reading about sort of the advancements in AI and what's going on with that.
[02:16:43]  That was a crazy video.
[02:16:44]  We won't play that.
[02:16:45]  No way.
[02:16:46]  We'll skip over that.
[02:16:47]  We won't skip over that one.
[02:16:51]  My bookmarks are banished forevermore.
[02:16:54]  Banished.
[02:16:55]  Let's see if I can find it here.
[02:16:57]  No, but my bookmarks are quite interesting because I have.
[02:17:02]  So, everyone knows, you know, I think I'm quite gifted.
[02:17:10]  Gay.
[02:17:10]  Both.
[02:17:13]  A gifted gay.
[02:17:14]  I think I'm quite gifted in understanding.
[02:17:20]  Science, biology, everything associated with it.
[02:17:22]  100%.
[02:17:23]  Yes, you are.
[02:17:24]  Chemistry?
[02:17:25]  Having the background in organic chemistry and molecular biology, I've always been high IQ.
[02:17:32]  Well, I'm recording.
[02:17:33]  You could speak as a child, but you're certainly high IQ.
[02:17:35]  I couldn't speak as a child, but I could memorize pages or entire textbooks.
[02:17:40]  And I think, you know, one thing I had a problem with was recall, because what I could do is I could, like, imagine what I was reading.
[02:17:50]  So, like, The parts of exams, which I did very well, almost a 4.0 in, in, even in undergrad, in a very advanced program.
[02:17:57]  But it's like, it's like, no, but like, but like, there would be times that I thought it was like a joke.
[02:18:01]  It'd be like, be like, draw an entire cell as detailed as you can.
[02:18:06]  There was, there was a test I once took in ecology that was like, draw a prokaryote and a eukaryotic cell.
[02:18:13]  How does he even remember this terminology for goodness sake?
[02:18:17]  As, as, as detailed as you can with all its organelles and all of its.
[02:18:22]  You know, nature to what extent you can, including perhaps if you can, infectionary viruses that can infiltrate.
[02:18:32]  And I could bring a coloring pencil, just create these mosaics.
[02:18:37]  Now, what I've always been mad about is that 3D graphics, when you're doing like microscopy, right?
[02:18:44]  When you're doing like, especially, especially, you know, fluorinated, you know, or just in general, like microscopy that's, Meant to be UV vision, like in the fact that you can see it with your naked eye.
[02:19:01]  You know, this stuff is conceptual.
[02:19:04]  It is quantum mechanical.
[02:19:08]  It is deep in the fact that you have to be able, like, it's almost as simple as when you learn algebra, right?
[02:19:15]  Remember algebra?
[02:19:16]  Damn sure.
[02:19:17]  And you learn like quadrants, the grids.
[02:19:19]  Yeah.
[02:19:20]  And then you get into like quantum calculus and calculus, and you start learning that there's actually slopes and there's actually, you know, these algorithms, especially with predictions and with these types of mathematics.
[02:19:34]  Like predictionary mathematics is crazy.
[02:19:36]  It's even hard.
[02:19:37]  You start adding exclamation points to your mathematics.
[02:19:39]  And, you know, I remember I think it's like trigonometry where you start adding imaginary numbers and you start going, Holy shit, this is like actually deep shit.
[02:19:48]  Like there's philosophy behind this.
[02:19:51]  You have to conceptualize, you know, antithetical matter, black matter and white matter and what's going on even in the brain.
[02:19:59]  And you go, It connects to biology and physics.
[02:20:02]  And then you go, Why is there not computer generation showing?
[02:20:08]  What is really going on in a cell?
[02:20:10]  And there's a recent computer model that came out of a human cell.
[02:20:15]  Atheists, checkmate.
[02:20:20]  So, obviously, you have a bipolar membrane here, right?
[02:20:24]  That is essentially, is this like a phagocyte or a lymphocyte?
[02:20:27]  I don't know.
[02:20:28]  I don't think so.
[02:20:29]  I think it's just a eukaryotic cell, maybe.
[02:20:31]  And, you know, you come in here and you have all types of organelle systems in this flagellating or even like pulsating system in terms of like secreting.
[02:20:43]  Particularly secreting matter in and out.
[02:20:48]  And I didn't label this.
[02:20:51]  I think that's the bilipid layer.
[02:20:53]  I could be wrong.
[02:20:55]  That could just be like.
[02:20:59]  That could be EG or whatever.
[02:21:02]  But I don't know.
[02:21:03]  It could be soft or hard.
[02:21:04]  But I just.
[02:21:06]  Endoplasmic reticulum, ER, maybe that's ER?
[02:21:08]  Maybe.
[02:21:09]  I don't know.
[02:21:10]  But I'm not going to try to explain it to you guys because it doesn't really matter.
[02:21:12]  The point is, is like.
[02:21:14]  You look at this, and they finally sort of like organized the organic matter going on in a cell.
[02:21:20]  I'd love to explain some of this to you guys, like science stuff in the future.
[02:21:23]  Not tonight.
[02:21:24]  I'll end here.
[02:21:25]  But I just was looking at this, and I want to remind you guys that you're rarely going to find God through politics.
[02:21:36]  You really won't find God through politics, and you really won't find any peace through politics.
[02:21:42]  In fact, politics is a little bit like porn.
[02:21:46]  It's like a.
[02:21:47]  Frictionary synthesis of what God is.
[02:21:51]  It's like good versus evil.
[02:21:53]  The real power is in your heart and it's your flesh and it's God revealing to you your weaknesses as a man and realizing who you are as a human being.
[02:22:03]  It doesn't matter if the whole world ran the way you did.
[02:22:06]  It's like that communist fat guy who's like, if we only just followed my version of the world, we'd be all okay.
[02:22:11]  And you're going, you're a fat faggot.
[02:22:13]  Talking about Mao or someone else?
[02:22:16]  Yeah, but Kim Jong un is based.
[02:22:18]  Leave him aside.
[02:22:20]  I'll just end.
[02:22:22]  My statement is this.
[02:22:26]  We have barely computationalized through AI a 3D programmatic view of the internalization of cellular organelle life.
[02:22:38]  And the fact that God made your body as a system of organs with a system of cells that make up the organ, right?
[02:22:45]  Eukaryotic cells make up your organs.
[02:22:47]  You have eukaryotic cells making up your organs.
[02:22:50]  And guess what?
[02:22:51]  They have their own organelles.
[02:22:53]  And within the organelles, there are atomic structures.
[02:22:56]  And those atomic structures, they're nucleotides, and there are weird things going on inside.
[02:23:02]  And there are also atoms, protons, neutrons, electrons.
[02:23:07]  And even inside of that, there's antimatter and it goes deeper into quantum mechanics.
[02:23:12]  And you ask yourself the question, what the fuck is going on inside my body?
[02:23:16]  You don't know.
[02:23:16]  You'll never know.
[02:23:17]  We'll never understand.
[02:23:19]  That's how big God is.
[02:23:20]  God has made life too complex to ever grasp.
[02:23:23]  And you have to realize that that is a God worth serving.
[02:23:25]  That is a God worth living for.
[02:23:27]  That is a God that understands the way you live.
[02:23:30]  Just like a car, I've never had my BMWs ask me, what am I here for?
[02:23:35]  I don't want communism.
[02:23:37]  They know.
[02:23:37]  They know what they're here for.
[02:23:39]  And they're not to be taking 175 miles on a right turn on Main Street.
[02:23:42]  I'm going to fuck up that dude.
[02:23:44]  Yeah, don't do that to my car ever.
[02:23:46]  Someone fuck up my M5.
[02:23:48]  Fucking bullshit.
[02:23:50]  But what they are here for is they're here for a reason.
[02:23:54]  And I'm going to tell you, you're here for a reason.
[02:23:57]  And you know what?
[02:23:58]  There have been days, and I would be careful with my language here, there have been days in the last few months where people have created circumstances that would have made the average person want to kill themselves, not me.
[02:24:09]  But the average person would have wanted to die.
[02:24:12]  But I know my purpose in heaven.
[02:24:13]  I know my calling in heaven.
[02:24:14]  I know why I'm here and what I'm here for.
[02:24:17]  And that gives me the reason to live.
[02:24:18]  Know your purpose.
[02:24:19]  Know your reason to live.
[02:24:20]  Know why you're here and realize your life is worth living.
[02:24:23]  If God created you, you have a divine right and a purpose.
[02:24:26]  Unless you're Indian, Somalian, Nigerian, Mexican, or any non white race.
[02:24:32]  I'm totally joking.
[02:24:32]  That's a joke.
[02:24:33]  But God gave you a purpose.
[02:24:35]  It might be to be my slave.
[02:24:36]  No.
[02:24:36]  But okay, sorry.
[02:24:39]  Sorry.
[02:24:39]  Elijah will treat you well.
[02:24:40]  Elijah's going to be the Press secretary in 2036, ladies and gentlemen.
[02:24:44]  So you better get used to it.
[02:24:45]  You better get used to it.
[02:24:46]  But God has given you a purpose in heaven for everything under heaven.
[02:24:49]  Praise the Lord, Jesus Christ.
[02:24:51]  Your genetics, nothing can supersede God's call for your life.
[02:24:54]  And please live out your God's call for your life.
[02:24:57]  And your God better be the God of heaven and earth.
[02:24:59]  It better be the God who created the cells in your body, in the breath in your lungs.

=== God Created Your Cells (03:17) ===

[02:25:02]  And that's why we can talk about shit and dicks.
[02:25:05]  And my sons can fart in a Cameron.
[02:25:07]  We can all have fun, whether you're 30, 30, or 90.
[02:25:10]  We can all enjoy our lives.
[02:25:11]  Because in the end, we're all created by God, in God, and through God.
[02:25:14]  And to be in the image of God.
[02:25:16]  Came from God.
[02:25:16]  For his purpose.
[02:25:17]  Back to God as well.
[02:25:19]  100% alive.
[02:25:20]  That was beautiful.
[02:25:20]  And he said, We're all little gods.
[02:25:22]  He did say that.
[02:25:23]  That's in the New Testament.
[02:25:24]  He says, Do you know ye are gods?
[02:25:25]  It's kind of weird.
[02:25:26]  Do you not know ye are gods?
[02:25:27]  Lowercase g.
[02:25:29]  In the fact that we are created in God, the Imago Dei in God's image, how can people find you in a volume?
[02:25:35]  They can look up Sith Groeper on X. Sith Groeper on X, by all means.
[02:25:40]  Shout out to me.
[02:25:40]  Send me all of your jeets.
[02:25:42]  Follow Australian Talk, please.
[02:25:44]  Australian Talk.
[02:25:45]  There we go.
[02:25:46]  Yeah, anyone, once again, Our $100 super chatter.
[02:25:49]  Absolutely, my man.
[02:25:51]  Hopefully, you've sent me the DM and I'll respond to you in about 10 minutes' time.
[02:25:55]  I'll get you on the phone and we're going to say g'day.
[02:25:57]  And I might even put this guy, the scientist, on the phone and George will bend over and he'll show you what he's hiding.
[02:26:06]  And I'm Georgie.
[02:26:07]  It's good to be here and good to be back, by the way.
[02:26:10]  Thank you, George.
[02:26:11]  It feels home with you back, man.
[02:26:13]  Like without you there, we felt naked, brother.
[02:26:15]  That's kind of crazy.
[02:26:17]  But yeah, you are necessary.
[02:26:19]  You are required, George.
[02:26:20]  You have a Purpose, son.
[02:26:22]  Thanks, man.
[02:26:22]  Your purpose is here with us.
[02:26:24]  Well, let me just say we need clippers.
[02:26:26]  We need people, aspiring journalists, if you want to get some journalistic credits on your resume.
[02:26:32]  We'd love for you to write for Rift if it's good.
[02:26:34]  So hopefully you have some experience first.
[02:26:37]  DM me two articles that you've written.
[02:26:39]  I'll review them.
[02:26:40]  It's taking me a while.
[02:26:41]  I was traveling over the last three or four days.
[02:26:43]  So I haven't been reading them for the last few days, but I will pick up where I left off and start replying to some of you.
[02:26:51]  So we really appreciate you guys reaching out.
[02:26:52]  We have a ton of people.
[02:26:54]  Wanting to write for us.
[02:26:55]  So thanks again.
[02:26:56]  I'm at Sith Lord Groyper if you want to reach me.
[02:27:01]  Yeah, we had a great show.
[02:27:02]  Elijah?
[02:27:02]  Yeah, I'll end with this.
[02:27:04]  So, Velo, we're going to get a new sponsor, but I might even try it.
[02:27:07]  We should reach out to Velo, actually.
[02:27:08]  They probably would sponsor.
[02:27:09]  I don't see why a nicotine sponsor wouldn't.
[02:27:11]  Velo is the best product on the market.
[02:27:13]  Well, no, I just.
[02:27:15]  I enjoy this.
[02:27:16]  And by the way, just so you know, because I do this at the end of shows, by the way, Georgie, I do this all the time.
[02:27:20]  Or like, think about the next show.
[02:27:23]  What's the easiest shit to sell?
[02:27:26]  There's these Patriot pouches I've been using as well that are really nice.
[02:27:29]  I'm going to hit them up.
[02:27:30]  See if they'll hit us up.
[02:27:31]  It's like caffeine stuff because you don't always want nicotine.
[02:27:34]  Not everyone does.
[02:27:35]  But when you have products you love, imagine if this was sponsored by Blackmagic.
[02:27:42]  And that sounds really bad, but Blackmagic is the camera systems we use.
[02:27:45]  I wonder if we can get an Alp.
[02:27:47]  Well, we might be able to get a Road because we do use Road products.
[02:27:50]  We still might be able to get a Road.
[02:27:51]  That's Australian.
[02:27:52]  Can, yeah.
[02:27:53]  I'll get back.
[02:27:54]  I'll figure it out.
[02:27:54]  Yeah, please get back on that.
[02:27:55]  But it's like when you say, hey, our sound, everything's sponsored by Road products, check out these Road products that are going on.
[02:28:02]  It's pretty nice.
[02:28:04]  But I'm gonna say this you know, I'm seeing mixed comments where people are saying, you know, they're enjoying the science stuff, science mogging, whatever on YouTube.
[02:28:16]  And it wasn't like you mogging, it was phenomenal stuff.

=== Fat Molecules Signal (12:01) ===

[02:28:19]  Just even that very short and succinct delivery you gave Elijah, breaking down what was taking place there.
[02:28:25]  Yeah, it was good stuff, man.
[02:28:26]  And a lot of people thought, damn, I better get back into the books because I don't know what he's saying here.
[02:28:30]  But the thesaurus will help those people out.
[02:28:33]  Yeah, but here's what I want to say because I, you know, I'm a credentialed science teacher for high school.
[02:28:37]  That's straight.
[02:28:39]  And here's what I'll say this is I kind of want to end here, and maybe I should get more into lectures.
[02:28:44]  Like Glenn Beck told me, he said, Lecture the people more like you're a teacher and explain them how things are working and what's going on than yap about your opinions.
[02:28:52]  He goes, It's always better to explain to them what's going on.
[02:28:54]  But he would do specials.
[02:28:55]  So, like, maybe we do a show, you know, like maybe do a show like Monday through Wednesday and Fridays, do like a special, or I don't know.
[02:29:01]  We'll figure it out.
[02:29:02]  We'll figure it out over time.
[02:29:04]  And Glenn Beck does a special like once every two weeks, and he has a whole team on it.
[02:29:09]  And they explain to you, like, here's what's going on in the election, here's what's Obama's background, and they explain to you shit.
[02:29:16]  But here's what I'll tell you I don't have a big team like Fuentes or people around, or like, you know, I don't have the IQ of fucking that one Irish guy.
[02:29:26]  Correct.
[02:29:27]  But here's the deal I've talked to a lot of young people to get them interested in science.
[02:29:33]  My goal has always been to help people.
[02:29:35]  And I've always explained this the reason why you should love science and the reason why God created science is because all of society, all of life, Can be explained by one phrase feedback loop.
[02:29:52]  What is science?
[02:29:53]  Science is something goes in, something goes out.
[02:29:59]  So when you think about a complex system like hormones, let's talk about hormones for just a second.
[02:30:05]  Here's like a slight science lesson.
[02:30:07]  It's like, well, I don't understand the vascular system.
[02:30:10]  What does vascular mean?
[02:30:11]  Okay, blood, capillaries, arteries, right?
[02:30:14]  Your arterial system, your heart, your chambers, right?
[02:30:17]  You have your four chambers.
[02:30:19]  I don't know all that.
[02:30:20]  Okay.
[02:30:20]  You don't need to know all that.
[02:30:21]  You don't have to be advanced.
[02:30:22]  You don't have to know anatomy.
[02:30:23]  You don't have to go into that system.
[02:30:26]  But what is this?
[02:30:27]  Why is it interesting?
[02:30:27]  Well, what was interesting to me, my teacher asked me, she goes, Do you use drugs?
[02:30:34]  But what do you mean?
[02:30:35]  She's like, Do you use drugs?
[02:30:36]  You go, Yeah, I do ecstasy.
[02:30:38]  I smoke weed.
[02:30:39]  She's like, I'm going to get you in trouble.
[02:30:41]  Want me to tell you how ecstasy works?
[02:30:43]  You want me to tell you how weed works?
[02:30:45]  You want me to tell you how these drugs make you high and what being high is and how that works?
[02:30:49]  I go, that's interesting.
[02:30:51]  And I went to Aeroids.
[02:30:52]  She taught me about Aeroids.
[02:30:53]  My teacher in high school taught me about Aeroids and drugs and how it works.
[02:30:57]  And like I was a kid and I thought drugs were interesting.
[02:30:59]  And I always thought this was interesting.
[02:31:01]  It's like, she'd tell me, she'd go, you know what a hormone is?
[02:31:03]  I'm like, what is a hormone?
[02:31:05]  It's like passing a note to your friend.
[02:31:07]  Oh.
[02:31:08]  It's a signal message.
[02:31:08]  It's a signal, it's a message.
[02:31:11]  And those messages kind of tell you how to be a boy or a girl, right?
[02:31:16]  How do you become a boy or a girl?
[02:31:17]  Or how do you inflate or deflate a system, right?
[02:31:21]  Like hormones, right?
[02:31:23]  How do you end up with mono?
[02:31:25]  Give yourself an injection and then reduce the swelling.
[02:31:29]  Hormones are giving a message of how you become who you are.
[02:31:32]  No one even hears this stuff in school because it's all fucking gay.
[02:31:35]  But it's like, I can give you a hormone, and your hormone is just telling your body kind of what to do.
[02:31:43]  It's the message, it's a signal.
[02:31:45]  And guess what?
[02:31:47]  Your body is just carbohydrates, proteins, and lipids.
[02:31:51]  It's fat, protein, and carbs.
[02:31:54]  And you have this fat signal molecule coming into your body.
[02:31:59]  And that's why having a fat free diet isn't good.
[02:32:02]  You need fats.
[02:32:03]  You need good fats.
[02:32:04]  You need fat molecules in your body to signal.
[02:32:07]  What you don't need is adipose.
[02:32:08]  What you don't need is lip, like lipid overdose.
[02:32:11]  You don't need fat stored in your body.
[02:32:14]  You don't want to store fat because you know what happens?
[02:32:18]  You got too much fat.
[02:32:19]  You're going to feel tired because you're telling your body you have too much energy in your body because carbohydrates, you're converting the stuff into fat.
[02:32:25]  And I started to realize, you know what's crazy about God?
[02:32:30]  God made life understandable.
[02:32:34]  He made life accessible.
[02:32:35]  And you know what happened?
[02:32:37]  Gay liberals made it inaccessible.
[02:32:40]  They start telling people, like, you have a double helix nucleic acid, you know, you have a double nucleotide strand in your body with phosphorus bonds and, you know, adenine, cyanine, guanine.
[02:32:51]  You know, you're like, dude, shut the fuck up.
[02:32:54]  Here's the deal I'll end with this on the science lecture.
[02:32:59]  God made life this.
[02:33:00]  This is why I think this is the simplest form of science.
[02:33:03]  In science, there are inputs.
[02:33:07]  This is how they created quantum mechanics, quantum engineering, computers, right?
[02:33:11]  One zero, one zero.
[02:33:14]  You put something in and you get something out.
[02:33:16]  All of life can be summarized by in and out.
[02:33:19]  That's why in and out is the best restaurant.
[02:33:20]  But, anyways, in and out.
[02:33:23]  And God made up this you put the right things in, you get the right things out.
[02:33:27]  But here's the deal you can also engineer how to get things in.
[02:33:33]  You can engineer how to get things out by the Holy Spirit, by God.
[02:33:35]  You can bring God into your life and you can change.
[02:33:38]  The input, you can change the output outside of your control, just like you can do with chimeras and viruses to bioengineer with CRISPR or whatever, bioengineer the body.
[02:33:47]  It doesn't matter.
[02:33:48]  The point is that science can be understood because our brains were created to comprehend it.
[02:33:57]  And God created science as a comprehensional study to teach us that life is complex, but God created it as a puzzle to be understood.
[02:34:05]  And that goes for your life, for your spirit, for your mind, for your body.
[02:34:11]  If you are depressed, guys, if you're depressed, if you're sad, if you're upset, there are moments where I found myself in this divorce, in this life, feeling a bit depressed.
[02:34:22]  And I realized, what am I doing?
[02:34:23]  I'm eating fast food.
[02:34:26]  Not me, of course.
[02:34:27]  Maybe I'm looking at porn.
[02:34:28]  Some people do.
[02:34:30]  But you feel yourself depressed and you look at the inputs.
[02:34:32]  What's the input?
[02:34:33]  What are you putting into your life?
[02:34:36]  Physically, you're putting caffeine, nicotine, fast food.
[02:34:41]  Spiritually, You're putting in music about death and depression.
[02:34:47]  You're watching sports ball and these things.
[02:34:49]  And physically, what are you doing?
[02:34:50]  You're laying around, you're in bed, you're going to work, you're sitting at a desk.
[02:34:54]  Maybe even you're active.
[02:34:56]  You're just building houses.
[02:34:58]  But here's the deal.
[02:35:00]  If you take control of your life, take control of who you are, you say, you know what?
[02:35:07]  I'll just even compromise here.
[02:35:10]  I'm horny, but I'm just going to jerk off, not look at porn.
[02:35:12]  Just imagine things.
[02:35:13]  That's better for you.
[02:35:14]  It's better for you.
[02:35:14]  It is better for you.
[02:35:15]  It's better for you to jerk off without porn.
[02:35:16]  It is.
[02:35:17]  Hey, every guy knows that.
[02:35:18]  You don't feel the same drain when you jerk off without porn.
[02:35:20]  It's true.
[02:35:21]  Let's jerk off without porn.
[02:35:23]  Maybe with food, it's like, look, I'll just buy pre made Costco food.
[02:35:26]  At least it's like kind of.
[02:35:28]  You know, it's got soybean oil, but it's kind of not like killing me.
[02:35:32]  And with your physical body, you're like, you know, I'll go on a walk around my neighborhood, or I'll go on a depression walk, go on an hour walk and talk to my friend on the phone.
[02:35:40]  Do the things that your body, your mind, and your spirit don't want to do.
[02:35:44]  And you'll find you become a resilient person.
[02:35:47]  That's why fire forges iron.
[02:35:51]  That's why pressure forges diamonds.
[02:35:55]  And that's why you'll always find the man you want to listen to.
[02:35:58]  And you don't ever listen to a woman, you never listen to a woman.
[02:36:01]  Because they don't learn.
[02:36:02]  You never listen to her.
[02:36:03]  Unless she's saying, listen to that man.
[02:36:05]  Yeah.
[02:36:06]  But you're right.
[02:36:08]  But you listen to men who have gone through things.
[02:36:11]  Damn straight.
[02:36:12]  Because men who have gone through things realize one thing.
[02:36:17]  I'm going to leave this with you guys.
[02:36:19]  This is the advice.
[02:36:21]  You can take it or leave it.
[02:36:24]  You cannot go through your lowest of lows without other men around you.
[02:36:28]  You must have good men around you.
[02:36:30]  There will be a time in your life where you won't have the one or all these things the money.
[02:36:35]  The emotional capacity, the time, or the mental capacity to defeat your demons, and you need men to help you.
[02:36:44]  And two, and two, there will be times we realize with all the men around you and all the advisors, like Nebuchadnezzar, with all the advisors and the wise men around you, even the Pharaoh cannot supersede the power of God Himself.
[02:37:00]  And God has given men the ability in the last days to see visions, dream dreams.
[02:37:04]  He says all these things.
[02:37:06]  And priests, He has ordained through the divine right, through the apostles.
[02:37:09]  To the laying of hands to give you the assurity that you are not getting bad advice.
[02:37:14]  And you need the church, the Holy Orthodox Church.
[02:37:17]  And I will include Catholics in this, not Protestants.
[02:37:21]  Maybe Anglicans.
[02:37:22]  I haven't decided yet.
[02:37:23]  Maybe through maturity, I'll find that's not true.
[02:37:25]  But you need the divine right of the church and pastoral ability to get through life.
[02:37:29]  It's okay to fail.
[02:37:30]  It's okay to curse.
[02:37:31]  It's okay to die inside, but never give up because your sons need you, whether they're alive or they'll be born again in a future life with a future wife.
[02:37:40]  I don't know.
[02:37:42]  But stick true to these things, and I'll leave you with that.
[02:37:44]  So, I thank you guys for watching.
[02:37:46]  I appreciate you.
[02:37:47]  I want you to know I love you.
[02:37:48]  And we talk about a lot of shit on this show.
[02:37:51]  But what's most important to realize is don't kill yourself, but joke with your friends about doing it.
[02:37:58]  Please joke about it, but never do it.
[02:38:01]  Two, your life is worth living.
[02:38:04]  Seek God.
[02:38:05]  If you don't think your life is worth living, seek God.
[02:38:07]  And three, realize this a car battery that's dead will never start without a jump.
[02:38:14]  You need to jump sometimes, and that's going to come through your friends and through God and friends that know God.
[02:38:20]  You're not going to find friends that don't know God and your friends that know God.
[02:38:24]  This is a caveat that I will add to this weird rant that probably should have ended 10 minutes ago.
[02:38:30]  He's cooking.
[02:38:31]  Let the boy cook.
[02:38:32]  I've been giving him hand signals.
[02:38:33]  The caveat is this the plates, the sulfuric acid, the charges are this.
[02:38:42]  Real Christian male friends.
[02:38:45]  Will not be considered Christian inside the modern Protestant non denominational church, and they will not be considered Christian online.
[02:38:53]  Real friends are your niggas who know what pain is like, know what addiction is like.
[02:38:59]  They know what sexual proclivities are like.
[02:39:01]  They know what STDs are like, abortions, failed pregnancies, divorces, divorces, DUIs, drug addictions.
[02:39:11]  The real niggas who know what life is like, who have lived a life, can tell you, hey, bro, I've been there.
[02:39:19]  You might be able to handle one, two, or three of the faults of man.
[02:39:22]  What did God say?
[02:39:23]  It's the lust of the eyes, the lust of the flesh, the pride of life.
[02:39:26]  That's the temptation of Jesus Christ himself by the devil above the Temple Mount in the desert and fasting.
[02:39:32]  In the weakness of Christ, what did the devil come with?
[02:39:36]  The lust of the eyes, the lust of the flesh, and the pride of life.
[02:39:41]  Those three things will tempt you, and you will find a man who's gone through one, two, or three of those things.
[02:39:46]  Those are Christians.
[02:39:49]  And live on that.
[02:39:49]  My name is Elijah Schaefer.
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