Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - THIS is Why FATIGUE is At An ALL TIME HIGH..

Oct. 12, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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THIS is Why FATIGUE is At An ALL TIME HIGH.. | SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE

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michael hennessey

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elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Interestingly enough, it looks like a great group of kids.
		Everything you expect in the innocence of a child.
		The middle finger, gang signs, gang gang, where you at?
		I love nothing more than children being taught the rules of society at a young age.
		Gats out, switches out, and better watch out, or I might kill you, is what they're saying.
		Wow, it's a really interesting thing, this fatigue that's going on today.
		I haven't done a slightly offensive show in a very, very long time.
		But of course, due to popular demand, you guys asking for it back, we decided to give you a special episode tonight.
		And this is really not associated, just to let you know with Rift, although we are using Rift TV Studios today.
		This is an independent company that I have.
		And so, nothing in the show tonight said is sponsored by or condoned by Rift TV Inc. or RiftTV.com and its associates.
		Viewer discretion is advised.
		Let's start the show.
		Never mind.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I was getting ready for the dance, man.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I thought it was going down.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, we were actually, we faked you out on that one.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		God damn.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because we were going to bring back the dancing, and then we were supposed to cut to you, and then they were supposed to start doing the move.
		And then we were going to stop and say, all right, we got to cut the music, cut the act.
		Let's get some round of applause going on here.
		My name is Elijah Schaefer.
		We have the confetti of color happening here.
		There you go.
		Let's get some confetti as well.
		We got a new producer here tonight.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Hashtag Grape Joey behind the desk.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hashtag.
		Yeah.
		Joining me today in the studio is the one, the only Michael Hennessy, creator of Gin and Tonic, not Hennessy.
		Unfortunately, the fatigue people love you.
		They love Hennessy.
unidentified		They do.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They do.
		I'm in all their rap songs.
		I get great customer service because of this.
		So that works out well.
		But it was nice seeing all the future there, all our doctors and scholars running across the field.
		It really inspired me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it is really great.
		So as I talked about, it's really interesting.
		We just watched that video.
		I want to bring it back up for a second.
		If you could just bring up while we're on the screen, I'm going to mute it real fast.
		You have this interesting situation that we're in.
		You know, you have just like typical children's situation here.
		And what happens is they come out, they start flipping off the camera.
		They have the middle finger.
		If you can have him correct that in the software, he's like, he's black lying above, and he's like, not correct in that shot.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You might need help with that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		No, it's okay.
		It's okay.
		We can have.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Mr. Mendoza.
		That's right.
		Yeah, he's working remote.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Correct.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You have a, yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This has been a disaster.
		But is it slightly offensive?
		It's not a disaster.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Nothing's complete.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Well, we got the VAC out, so we're getting there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but nothing was right and whatever.
		But you know what?
		I was thinking it's not slightly.
unidentified		Look at it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm down here and you're up there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What is going on?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm finally bigger than you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is called improperly product, improper product.
		This is what remote production does.
		However, I will tell you that I'm moving.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, don't talk up to me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hey, I'm going to kiss you.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God, no.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Not again.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is great.
		But is it slightly offensive if everything is going wrong?
		Yes, that is correct.
		There we go.
		If you guys know anything about this, by the way, and is it slightly offensive if we're not verbally abusing the support staff?
		It's not on screen.
		Yes.
		Many people ask me, do you ever afraid that Brian is going to kill you?
		And I've always thought this, bro, I don't pay him enough to afford the bullets to kill me.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you couldn't even get the ride here.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm not going to afford the Uber.
		So that's an unfortunate reality.
		But we'll keep it there.
		Anyway, it is approximately time here.
		We're going to be talking about fatigue, right?
		People are fatigued.
		This is one of the main problems in the show today.
		Are you feeling it in the chat?
		Are you feeling it?
		Shout out to Rumble.
		Shout out to YouTube.
		Are you feeling the fatigue?
		Because I've got some crazy stuff for you.
		People are telling me that's normal, you know?
		And I almost forgot how polite non-Lakeworth people culture is.
		Let's talk about a state that everybody makes fun of.
		The Midwest, Iowa.
		They call it the flyover state.
		Well, if people don't know about this, Iowa, before Obama pushed a bunch of Haitians, can you get a shot?
		His shot zoomed in as well, too.
		He still got cut off there.
		His shot's not framed correctly.
		We got to just throw zoom that in.
		And he's still smaller than me, but I still, in reality, you are smaller than me.
		He's not even a camera trigger.
		He's just tinier.
		Everything's tiny.
		His hands.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm actually like five foot three.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's true.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It is.
unidentified		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's all delusion.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's all a delusion.
		No, no, but I was reminded in Iowa that Iowa itself is actually a white state.
		And, you know, despite it not having good prostitutes, despite it not having good pedophile rings, despite it not having good adult porn stores on every corner and things that we come to love and expect.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Those are rookie numbers.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We need to.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Trash, trash, and homeless people.
		We don't like that state because they do crazy lame-ass things like grow our food and have families that aren't divorced.
		They have teenagers that aren't all on narcotics.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I hate when that happens.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Me too.
		I saw this.
		Apparently, the Crown Prince of Norway, this is crazy, came to visit the Norwegians, a big Norwegian population inside of Iowa.
		Did you know that?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I had no idea.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's the first time hearing about two.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Check this out and watch the difference between a children's travel football game and just an afternoon picnic in Iowa.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Let's check it out.
unidentified		The Crown Prince of Norway visited Iowa this week to commemorate the 200th anniversary of Norwegian immigration to the United States.
		He was welcomed into Korra by dancers, musicians, and folk craft demonstrators.
		Being here at this time, surrounded by all these Norwegian flags and people in food, all that old Leoda sweats, I feel almost more Norwegian than I do at home.
		Some local wood carvers carrying on the folk art tradition even got to shake the prince's hand.
		So you are the next generation woodcarver.
		Yeah.
		Very good.
		And what are you working on right now?
		I guess, yeah, I can do that.
		And then these are the things I have.
		Wow, you met these already?
		Yeah.
		That's very impressive.
		Yes, I did get to talk to the prince.
		He shook my hand.
		He was complimenting scraps doing this.
		Very nice, guys.
		He's such a pleasure.
		The prince toured the Vesterheim Museum, which dedicated its new commons to the royal family.
		I have to say it's very nice to be back and I've been received in such a warm manner.
		It's just very nice to see all the people that have come out today.
		And of course, you know, I have myself also a very strong personal relation to the United States since I studied here.
		I used three years of my youth here and learned a lot in those very formative years.
		So it's always nice to come back to the United States.
		You can read more at IPR.org.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Okay, where's the gang signs?
		Where's the middle fingers?
		I feel like we didn't get enough.
		What kind of panic?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yo, gang, gang, gang, crown prince.
		CCC crown.
		Hey, Crip, Crip, Crown Prince.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Do a crip walk in those pants they're wearing with the special shoes.
unidentified		Crip, crip, prince, crip, prince, Norway.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It looks like he wasn't raised right and put in travel football.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, here's the best part.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You know what he said?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He made a comment about immigration.
		Did you catch that?
		He said, in many ways, I feel more at home here in Iowa than I do in Norway these days.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I think a lot of us are feeling that way.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, you know, look at the look of this.
		What did he mean by that?
		Look at that.
		Check that out.
		What do you mean by that?
		Who's who?
		Look at that.
		And then you know what everyone is saying?
		This is so funny.
		So I see the comments on this video.
		People don't get our criticism of immigration.
		They don't get it.
		They don't get the fatigue.
		All these minorities were saying, oh, the double standard with the white folk, the double standard, because, oh, they wave their flag and nobody's mad.
		Hey, listen, first of all, I just watched a woman from Ghana.
		Do you know that the majority of older people in many of the former colonies of the British Empire admit that the Dutch, the British, that the cities and the countries were better ran when they were run by white people?
		They admit it.
		Young people, the African countries are shit because of how Africans run their countries, right?
		And so what's happening is it's like, well, why aren't you mad about that?
		Here's why.
		Because you don't have a bunch of two angles.
		You don't have a bunch of dual citizen Norwegians lobbying our politicians to then fight wars on behalf of Norway.
		So no one's mad about those people having dual citizenship.
		And then secondly, no one's mad about them waving flags because, well, Norway is our culture and it's like pretty synonymous.
		They're Norwegians and it's safe and it's nice and it's clean.
		I even wrote that.
		I said, I'm upset.
		There was no twerking.
		There was no rapping.
		It's just a calm event.
		I am convinced that white culture is superior on every level.
		And no one's willing to accept that the only reason why their civilizations are even civilizations is because we saved them from the ultimate demise of what happens to all of them, which is they eventually worship demons, have human sacrifice, and they collapse.
		Right?
		That's the problem.
		And so it's like when everyone's like, why is white culture better?
		Like, it's because we're civil and we don't tell our kids to flip people off.
		And we're calm demeanors.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, I blame the way I am because I was raised around Mexicans.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I have a little Latina female in me.
unidentified		You know what I mean?
unidentified		I got a little bit of that.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You do get sassy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, like a little dude.
		What is wrong with Latina women?
		That's a question.
		I'm going to ask you the truth.
		Brother, I didn't, I knew, but I didn't know.
		Now I know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't know.
		I don't know.
		If I can answer the question why women get upset and get angry, I mean, I'd be very rich, I think, if I could solve that problem.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's absolutely crazy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It is crazy.
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		That being said, it's very interesting.
		We're going to continue to talk about fatigue and what's going on.
		Fatigue.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Fatigue.
		I've been watching Peacemaker.
		Have you seen Peacemaker?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, what is that?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So it's not really the greatest show.
		I ended up watching a few episodes on HBO.
		And the funny thing is when we talk about culture, how right now you're saying you see the people Norwegian flags and it more relates to us and it's much more calm society.
		Well, Peacemaker is pretty much like this.
		He was a villain in another DC movie, but in the new one, he's kind of like a hero.
		And in the recent episodes, in his world, it's destroyed.
		He's like a big-time drug addict.
		Not him, but like people in the neighborhoods.
		And everything's kind of worn down.
		Pornography's pushed hard.
		And then he goes to like this alternate universe.
		And when he goes to this alternate universe, everything's great.
		I mean, the neighborhoods are clean.
		Nobody's causing any crime.
		Everybody's really getting along, really lifting each other up.
		People are doing very well.
		They're not getting, you know, taxed out by the banks.
		And throughout the whole time, he's like, I just want to live here.
		This is where I want to live.
		And then at the end of the episode, he finds out that Hitler won the war in this alternate universe.
		Yeah.
		So what ends up happening is he ends up like shooting his way out and he's like, I have to escape.
		This is the worst thing ever.
		But the crazy part is, you know, I'm not saying either way.
		I'm just saying the world was really nice.
		And that was the one thing that pissed him off.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That is, you know what?
		I was like, too, by the way.
		There was like, I watched this video on that, on that, that, that video you said about how they realized that everyone became Nazis.
		Is that the same thing?
		Everyone became Nazis.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I mean, the place looked like a paradise.
		I mean, there's no way around it.
		I mean, everything was better.
		People with the, the father didn't have all these problems.
		You know, the neighborhoods, you know, the just everything.
		Everybody was just doing so much better.
		His love interest is like, you know, very traditional, very, you know, doing well.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't like movies without mainly gay characters.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're telling me these things.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You would love the regular world.
		There's tons of that there.
		I mean, I love it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's fantastic.
		I love a good, good, a good gay main character posting something sus, aka Preston Parra.
		We saw your recent post here.
		And it made it into the group chat and we're like, wow.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Reminds me why I barely checked that chat.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You love to send those pictures, man.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We have some clips from the show, actually, in the world where they ended up, Hitler ended up winning.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Check this out.
unidentified		That's the opposite.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, they can't even sing Heil, not lazy.
		Isn't that crazy?
		It's like, like, it's like, like, think about it.
		It's like, hey, it's a very simple thing.
		You put your hand down, you know, you do a salute.
unidentified		And it's like, it's just like, hey, Hitler.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And you're like, that's crazy that you couldn't even have the motivation to extend your arm fully in a straight manner.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, one's like looking at a toy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		She doesn't even see it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like a cell phone.
		It's right there.
		Check that out.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't think they have the cell phones over there as much.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Look at that.
		This one's sucking on a toy.
		This guy's just doing a high five, you know, like this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he doesn't even.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And this guy, this guy looks glazed out, man.
		Does he smoke weed?
		You've smoked weed before, right?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I smoke plenty of weed.
		I don't know.
		Maybe.
		He could be.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What if black people are just like white people, but when they're sober, they're like us high?
unidentified		Could be.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're just like, oh, wow.
unidentified		Like, it's like, whoa, shiny.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't smoke and cause shootings and twerk.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's not really my thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want to talk about some more of the fatigue here that's going on.
		In case you want to see this, recent Jewish Chronicle, you guys know there's a lot of controversy over whether Trump should receive the Nobel Peace Prize, right?
		And, you know, there's a lot of fatigue going on.
		I'd say the top three categories of people that are fatiguing people, I'd probably say Indians, blacks, and Jews, not in any particular order, but I'd say that a lot of white people and all people.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'd say one of those in Portsmouth, but go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Including Jews, including Indians and including blacks, are getting fatigued by their own people, right?
		That's a real thing.
		And the Chronicle, which is a very reputable place, said, you know, actually, Michael Grove said Trump shouldn't be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
		There's another group on this planet that has done more to bring peace than any other group.
		Check this out.
		Michael Grove, who said that the IDF should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
		The IDF.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		How do you even come to that conclusion?
		This is crazy.
		I bet you that's not even his last name.
		He changed it, didn't he?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I didn't even know what his last name was.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It says Michael Gove.
		I mean, Gavi.
		Govi.
		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know what's so crazy?
		I think I've told you this.
		I've had so many Jewish people work for me, and some even find a way to do it all the time.
		They don't tell me until later.
		And I don't know why that is.
		I don't know why that is because I'm not discriminating anybody here on their race.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You have a half-Jewish person here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I have a half-Jewish person that works for me, but technically is a Jew, but also converted out of it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And what's crazy, I'm not going to out them, but I was going to say, like...
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You point to the chair.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, but I thought it was.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I've been on previous shows.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I thought it was funny.
		By the way, so you guys know, if you wonder what happened to my show, I have a show called The Rift Buddy Wednesday Friday.
		I want to go to YouTube actually and drop the chat to the new show.
		I know we're going to get no views on this, basically.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, we're shooting up now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I mean, on YouTube, because the channel's dead, right?
		The YouTube channel, my other YouTube channel is dead.
		Isn't that crazy?
		Wait, on 550,000 subscribers, we have less live viewers than we do on the Rift channel.
		Isn't that craziness?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We have 177 watching on a 550,000.
		Do you know how much they killed this?
		I'm just going to try to start doing this for a little bit, though, and just get these people over.
		Make sure that you just look up.
		I'm going to type in the, go, go to, can follow me.
		I'm putting this in the channel.
		So I just wrote, that's the Rift TV channel.
		If you're watching on YouTube, if it's all 100 of you, go subscribe to the other channel.
		Because we had to start a new, dude, we give up $250,000 a night, $300 on the other channel with 12,000 subscribers.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I was about to say probably, yeah, 11,000.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know on this channel when it wasn't hit?
		Do you know how much I used to get?
		Like 7,000 to 11,000 a night, like on this channel.
		That's what we'd get usually.
		Sometimes about Central, 7, 11,000.
		And then they hit it, and now it's 171.
		Out of half a million people, 170 people want to watch this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So Juki did that to you.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Surprise, surprise.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
		Yeah.
		But no, but I've had a lot of Jewish people work for me.
		There was this guy named Gavi Cullen, and he was like really cool.
		He was really cool.
		I'm not going to say anything about his personal life, but he had a transgender twin brother.
		And he ended up going to Yeshiva.
		And he worked for me.
		And he was like, you know, he was in Hollywood.
		He was a good friend of mine.
		I loved him.
		We did mushrooms together all the time and stuff like that.
		We never kissed.
		Okay.
		But then he went to Yeshiva, and then my roommate paid for him to go to Yeshiva.
		And I was like, dude, don't pay for this guy to go to Yeshiva.
		And then, and then now he's like, he's got the curly rollies.
		He's got the curly rollies.
		He's got like, and he used to be a good, good-looking kid.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, he was, he was like, he was like one of the Jews.
		You know what I mean?
		Like, he was like, like, a Polish guy that was a Jew, right?
		And he looked good.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Now he's like fully in.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But now he's like, no offense to you, Gavi, but like, he doesn't look his best, you know?
		It's like something happens to the soul when you go into that.
		Like when you sell your, when you go to the antichrist stuff, and I like him, by the way, no offense to you, dude, if you see this, I like him a lot.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's not the antichrist part, but everything else seems pretty good.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Being opposed to Jesus Christ.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I like curls.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I mean, our Joey got curls.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Correct.
		Correct.
		I just don't like that.
		Someone said, Elijah, I've been looking for you for a long time.
		I want your children and me.
		Okay, thank you.
		Well, just so you know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Men don't have women.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm babies.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, just know, just know that you can find this show on YouTube, The Rift.
		But you also have this on Rumble.
		We are somebody who is here to win it, to win it, to win it.
		All right, so we got to talk about this Yeshiva.
		And I just thought it was weird because you got the curly rulies.
		That being said, let's talk about this.
		All right, let's go into more videos here and talk about this.
		So check out this.
		Real fatigue and what's going on in the fatigue world.
		Why are people fatigued?
		Pastor Joel Webbin, who's very famous, he's got a new show coming on on rich TV.com site.
		Per capita offending rate.
		Check this out.
		Per capita offending rate.
		You see this.
		Oh, shoot.
		Sorry.
		You shouldn't have had that on there.
		I'm trying to find something.
		It's like just keep me on the screen while I'm going into our back end of our channel.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We're getting arrested.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They see that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		But per capita offending rate.
		Give me a moment here.
		Blacks against whites is 11.6.
		Check this out.
		11.6.
		Whites against blacks is 0.38.
		There's a 31 to 1 ratio of crimes, interracial crimes.
		This is just true.
		This is about Irina Zaruska.
		This is not racism.
		This is not hate.
		This is just truth.
		The white person is 31 times more likely to be victimized by a black person the other way around.
		And you've seen these images.
		Dude, can we talk about Irina Zarutska again?
		Can we bring this up?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Shouldn't even let it go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're never going to let this go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, this guy was arrested like 29 times.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		29 times.
		In my personal opinion, if you're arrested more than 10 times for violent things, you should be executed.
		Right?
		We should have a law.
		Like, why do we have to wait till someone murders someone to know that they're a threat?
		Right?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're arrested 10 times for violent crimes.
		You should be executed for being a risk to society.
		And if, and if we can't get that, then you should be shipped off to what's worse than being executed, Africa.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I mean, that's there.
		Seek out.
		We'll talk with El Salvador.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's what they did.
		That's what they did.
		That's what he did.
		He literally said, hey, look, we're going to do something worse than executing you.
		We're going to make you live with your gangsters like an animal.
		And that's based.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		The country's great.
		The country's doing so good right now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I love El Salvador.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We basically live there.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We'll be back in a few weeks.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		El Salvador is safer than Boca Raton.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It is.
		That's true.
		That is true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Literally, they say it's like, oh, you know, you know what's safe?
		Prosecuting crime.
		Prosecuting crime.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Not messing the statistics, not changing things around.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I think Joel even had something on there as well on that, Doc.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Look at that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You see these all the time.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Look at this guy in the next one.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What are you doing?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He gets wild, man.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And you know what?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I remember they defended her, too.
		When she came out, everybody's like, oh, this is, you know, this poor woman.
		She charged at that man with a knife over and over.
		She tried to stab him and he told her to stop.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And you know what?
		They always say that was like, oh, oh, oh, oh.
		You know, basically, like, oh, whatever, whatever.
		You know, we're talking about the fact that, you know, we need police cameras.
		Remember, that was the whole thing.
		Blacks are killed, but disproportionately by police.
		And so we need to make sure that we have body cameras to ensure that we can keep police accountable.
		And then he started watching the body footage, and now they don't want the body footage released.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, we've seen that in a few different areas.
		We've seen that also with the Asian hate crime.
		Remember, they said whites were attacking Asians at that moment.
		They're like, oh, the whites keep robbing and attacking Asians.
		And then the body cam footage starts coming out.
		And we're like, okay, yeah, no, this is definitely not white people.
		That disappeared.
		And then you have a bunch of other states as well that are removing that type of recordings in different places as far as security comes because they say that's being used as like hate crime.
		The laws are just getting insane.
		And do you see their double standards too?
		I actually highlighted it on there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		Show me where this is.
		Right here.
		I'll bring it up.
		You have this.
		Check this out.
		Yes, the FBI statistics are skewed, but it's actually in favor of black Americans.
		This is what people don't talk about.
		This is the stuff that you're going to get here.
		This is why you go to watch my show, The Rift, Monday, Wednesday, Fridays at 7 p.m.
		You got to subscribe to this channel.
		If you're new to this channel on Rumble, subscribe.
		If you don't know about my YouTube, if you don't know about my YouTube, make sure that you're on.
		If you're on Rumble, make sure you subscribe to the YouTube.
		I'm going to drop it in the chat.
		Subscribe there as well because we have content all over the place.
		But check this out.
		This show, man, we got to work on this.
		This show.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		The face too at that moment.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The truth is actually worse.
		Never forget all these people and many others have been categorized.
		Check this out.
		This is insane.
		All of these people that I'm showing you right here, you know what they share in common?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They're counted as what?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They just trying to get bread.
		They're just trying to get bread.
		No, they're counted as white.
		They're categorized as white people.
		And people need to understand.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They do that too in the Spanish, with a lot of Spanish people as well.
		It's not even just the black community.
		They skew everything.
		So this way it makes it look like white are the most dangerous people ever.
		And, you know, crime statistics.
		I mean, we even had the previous administration saying that as well.
		You know, white is the most dangerous.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But you see this guy right here.
		Check this out.
		If we can get it out here, this guy had 43 prior charges, including attempted murder and assault, was released without bail by Fairfax officials.
		Three days later, he tried to kidnap a toddler from a Virginia mall.
		This guy was registered by the police as white.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Looks like our old intern.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That is literally our intern.
		Why there's so many Hispanic and Latino white supremacists in 2025?
		I'll never understand.
		I literally get applications from people.
		It's like, please let me intern.
		Dude, we were at the bar in Gainesville, University of Florida.
		Shout out Gators.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Just get the top half.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so you go like this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you bring it up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So you go like this, and this is the Gator.
unidentified		It's the Gator, the Gator, like this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So you start out, you go like this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Take your hands and you go down and then you go, so it's like, it's like this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And that's the Gator Chomp.
		And that's what they do.
		So that's called the Gator Chomp.
		That's pretty crazy, huh?
		So that's the Gator Chomp.
		Now, guys, I want to give one more shout out here.
		We're going to look at something pretty crazy.
		One more shout out to our coffee company here.
		Just reminding you guys, you can look at Henny over there.
		They have these amazing mugs.
		They have the dark roast because Henny likes the dark.
		He likes them darker.
		I prefer lighter always.
		Bubblegum pink, actually, they say, is what I actually prefer.
		Bubblegum pink.
		Ain't no purple in my life.
		No, but this is the smoothest, richest coffee.
		If we can bring up the lower third here, this is absolutely the best coffee right now.
		When you go to blackoutcoffee.com slash rift, we can get our guy to put that up.
		Very important to put up the lower third.
		Blackoutcoffee.com slash rift.
		It's very important that you guys check this out.
		It is rich.
		It is smooth.
		It is bold.
		It is flavorful.
		It is creamy.
		It is delicious.
		Nope, that's not.
		You got to take that off.
		Got to take that off.
		You just put that up on the screen.
		Nike.
		Blackoutcoffee.com slash rift.
		Check it out.
		Worst production in all of history.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You won't get fatigue from this blackout coffee.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's indeed.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, it's we're going to, I'm going to have to get blacked out from the production of side of the coffee.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's weird.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I didn't like it to be not too short.
unidentified		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I didn't do this show for a year, and our ad guy just like pulled out and just wasn't paying attention or something.
		I have no idea.
		What happened there?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is this.
		We're listening to this remote producing shit's not working.
		I'm completely honest.
		This does not work.
		This is not working.
		And we need to note that.
		It is not working, but this coffee does.
		When you're pissed off, because people don't take what you say seriously.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I have the other one here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's called the coffee.
		It's called the N Tower.
		Go ahead and show him real fast.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead and switch to that.
		There we go.
		There we go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Right here.
		You like the smooth finish.
		I do.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I like to have that smooth finish, you know?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You do like that smooth finish.
		Yeah.
		Someone said it was the first time Elijah had a guy pull out.
		Interesting enough.
		Hey, chat.
		Check that out.
unidentified		All right.
unidentified		Check it out.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Blackoutcoffee.com slash rift.
		You get 20% off.
		B-L-A-C-K-O-U-C-O-F-F-E-E.com slash rift.
		Shout out to the people watching the show.
		You know what's crazy?
		We have 500,000 subscribers on YouTube for slightly offensive.
		We get 200 live viewers because they destroyed the channel.
		We have 6,000 live viewers with 60,000 with 60,000 people.
		Yeah, we're on the front page, whatever.
		But it's Saturday.
		Who's even watching shows?
		Are you jerking off while you're watching the show?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I hope so.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I hope so.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I hope you have a smooth finish.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Almost had that in sync together.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I hope you have a smooth finish.
		All right.
		So this is also very controversial.
		Joel Webbin got blasted by right-wing watch.
		Now, Joel Webbin is starting a new show Sundays at 8 p.m. Eastern Time on Rumble.
		It's going to be fantastic.
		It's on, subscribe to this Rumble channel because we have three new shows starting.
		If you haven't heard of us, you will hear of us now.
		We are very based and we are very, very honest, but we're also very diplomatic because our guys wear suits and they look nice like Joel.
		Check this out.
matt walsh ▲ ● ▼		If you're a Christian white parent who loves the Lord and loves your children, that you need to have the talk.
		The talk that we're referencing is the talk that takes your children according to their maturity at the proper time, the appropriate time, and says, there are certain parts of town that you cannot go.
		And there are certain people that you cannot be around.
		If there's someone who is black in our church and they've been in our church and we know them and they love the Lord Jesus Christ, great.
		We're not talking about that person, but we're talking about when you go into a crowd of people.
		If you go into a crowd of strangers and they're white strangers, there's some danger.
		If they're black strangers, there is 30 times more danger.
		Them's the facts.
		And it is actually a failure of your parental duty.
		White parents, please hear me.
		If you teach your children growing up, if you lie to them and say, all people and all races of people in our country are the same.
		They are not.
		You are actually depriving your child of factual, truthful information that could save their life.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Look at it.
		Let's talk about that.
		Let's talk about that.
		Take it off the screen there.
		You know, time and time again, he says something very, very, very important, right?
		Which is what?
		Which is what?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Well, having a talk.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		To actually make sure that people are aware.
		I mean, we can't pretend anymore.
		We can't, you know, that's really what they want.
		That's why they hide the crime statistics.
		That's why they try to paint this whole narrative.
		That's why if you have any kind of crime, as far as in the black community, they try to debt it out of the news.
		You see that a lot with shooters as well.
		They never want to point that out.
		I mean, how many shootings do we have in Chicago daily with some of the strictest gun laws?
		They just can't stop them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you know what?
		Joel Webbin, you don't get $7,000 interjected into your account.
		No $7,000 for you.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
unidentified		All right.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He ain't got that officer Talmud money.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, Talmud Tatum.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Talmud Tatum.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Guys, by the way, the life, like life has become such a joke.
		I love Pastor Joel Webbin.
		I love Pastor Joel Webbin because the majority of pastors today, it seems like, look like this.
		I'm Pastor Rotunda.
unidentified		My pronouns are him, her, Z, Zer, Z, Sem, them, and we.
unidentified		We welcome the weary, the bold on the road.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, I don't, is that even AI?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		The world's going to hell.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It is AI.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that is AI.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You can't.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I believe it.
		I believe it.
		After all the stuff you see on the internet all the time now, I would have gone along with it, man.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'll tell you this, though.
		Check this out.
		Masterclass and rage baiting.
		Okay.
		I actually want to get back.
		So, look, I'm not going to say anything because I don't air private relationships publicly.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'll air it out.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But, you know, Nick Fuentes and I have had a pretty good relationship the last few years.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He's a good guy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		As friends.
		Yeah, he's a good guy.
		We didn't used to have a good relationship.
		In fact, the Gripers were incredibly cruel to me.
		And then I got vindicated because they were cruel to me because I had said that I was a California conservative back in 2019, 2020, actually.
		I had said on a debate with Vosh, I had said I was a California conservative.
		And everyone made fun of me.
		And now that we like Gavin Newsome, again.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I still don't.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's a joke, by the way.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Now that we like Gavin Newsome.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You can't get on that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, but now that we're realizing that, like, it's basically it's a lot excited for JD Vance either.
		Well, that's what I meant.
		Is that like, it's not cool to be a Magatar and then be like, yeah, JD Vance, you have to be smart.
		You got to be, you got to be Metropolitan.
		You got to realize that JD Vance.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Guy paid by Palantir and his kids are called like Vivek or something else.
		I'm not on board on this.
		Yeah, this is.
		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Vivek Poopy and Streety is his actual son's middle name.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Damn.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Vivek Poopin Streety.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of Viveks at Poopy in the Street.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They do.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's disgusting.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, this homosexual kid who's balding on the left, and that's not just me because I know I'm on the left and I'm balding.
		But also, this kid, I feel really bad.
		Parker, what's his name?
		Isn't it Parker?
		Or Dean.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Dean Parker or something?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Dean Withers?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dean Withers.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That is it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dean Withers.
		Dean Withers was talking to Fuentes, and I got this old clip.
		And I was saying, like, the nice thing about the boys is the boys sometimes don't get along, but we, we, but, like, Fuentes and I, you know, have had some disagreements recently, and I always got us, I always got to tell him he's a stand-up guy because, you know, we both decided that Charlie being murdered, there's no time for bullshit.
		No time for either of us to be like, well, we disagree on this or that.
		We got to be friends.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We got to unite.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No time.
		No time to be the to act like bitches.
		And he doesn't, and I don't.
		We're friends.
		And I even apologize to Sneeko, too, which is crazy.
		So we're all kind of reuniting, right?
		We all kind of got split up and we're all kind of reuniting.
		And I remembered, I saw this clip.
		I was like, oh, this is why I like this guy.
		He's loyal.
		Fuentes is loyal, but also he's funny as hell.
		Listen to this.
		I like him, but this reminded me why I like him.
		That's what I'm saying.
		You know, you see me like, ah, that's a funny thing.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's a reminder.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, watch this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Watch this.
unidentified		You gay?
		Let me, are you gay?
		Just to establish for the debate.
		I'm able to place myself in other people's shoes and see the world from a perspective and realize you place yourself in gay people's shoes.
		Yeah.
		And I can't see.
		Do you imagine what it would be like to be gay?
		No, I imagine what it would be like to be at the receiving end of your receiving end.
		You empathize with the receiving end, huh?
		Are you gay?
		Yeah, are you gay?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You gay, you gay.
		It's so funny.
		What a terrible choice of words from Dean Witherdick.
		He's like, oh, I was going to be on the receiving end of.
		I empathize with thinking about what it's like being on the receiving end of being gay.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he lined that one up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That was bad.
		Heinously bullied.
		These kids are being bullied more or less.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Make bullying great again.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Make bullying great again.
		Just so you guys know, if you're watching on Rumble for the first time, someone said, Where are the disabled Barbies?
		We need diversity.
		They're in Texas at my dad's house.
		I still have them all by.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you got disabled Barbie?
		You have a Barbie out there.
		Is that what that was for?
		In the story?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Did you remember this one?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Watch this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I wonder why you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you guys know this one?
		So we, so we have a, we have a, yeah, don't bring up the screen while we're looking up things.
		Uh, uh, uh, just seriously.
		Uh, so you guys remember this?
		So in Australia, they actually have rules.
		Um, you can't have gendered aisles, right?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Gender aisles?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You can't have gendered aisles.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So we got to get rid of like the cleaning section and not everybody can go down it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Correct.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I was looking at it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Only the immigrants.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The ones that clean still.
		Because the women don't.
		But no, they have the other, they have a, in Australia, it's backwards.
		So you can't have gendered aisles.
		Like it's like California where it's like, so you can't have like girl section, the boy section has to be just all the toys in one section.
		Because by God, you got to make sure your kids grow up as fucked up as possible.
		That's the goal.
		Well, they have rules that like you have to like not only make minority dolls, but not just minority, you have to make disabled dolls.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They even had a trans Barbie at one point.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but I'm saying, but here's the point.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All the black babies are normal and the white dolls are all disabled.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's not a joke.
		Not a joke.
		Everybody knows I've lived there on and off for the last decade.
		Although I'm banned.
		If you're new to the show, I'm banned from Australia.
		It's crazy considering I'm a resident of the country.
		I need to get my diplomatic visa.
		We need to do this.
		I need to folks.
		If everyone can stop wasting my fucking time and let me do my shit, get to Australia, please.
		If you don't need to waste my time, don't waste my time.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Well, you got some stuff in the works.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We can't talk about it, but there's some stuff coming.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Sounds like an Alex Jones appearance.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It does.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I got some more stuff.
unidentified		I got more coming.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		The Tricoms.
unidentified		They're blacking us out.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Damn it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I know exactly what we're doing.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But no, so there is actually a doll.
		My kids have it to this day.
		We bought it from him because it's so funny.
		His name's Charlie.
		Check this out.
		These are the only white dolls at Kmart.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		And yes, Kmart's still there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They look like they look like Swedish children who got stung by a bee.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Ah, the hills do have eyes.
unidentified		I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The Down syndrome dolls.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's crazy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		And they won't do this to any black dolls?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, so what's crazy is that the kids, the reason why my kid has this is the kids.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You do have one, actually, yes.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The kids, despite the disability, white kids choose the disabled white dolls over the normal black dolls.
unidentified		Why?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Out of sympathy or like what?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's proven that white kids don't want like there's this video clip that went viral where this girl like is going over to a trash can opens it up.
		This, this, her sister is like four, got a Barbie dream set that came with eight Barbies and she threw away all the black ones.
		There were six of the of the eight were black.
		She threw them in the trash opens her trash can.
		Her daughter didn't want them.
		I went with, I have a friend named Keith and Candace.
		I can't say their last names.
		And they have two really, really cute white, white, little blonde-haired, blue-eyed girls.
		And precious, precious kids.
		Very good friends of mine.
		Been friends for like several decades.
		And, you know, yeah, yes, like junior high high school.
		That's what we met in freshman year.
		Very, very good friends.
		By the way, I told him freshman year, they were dating freshmen year.
		They're still happily married today of high school.
		And I was like, you guys aren't going to get married.
		It's not going to last.
		Now they like have a big fucking home and they're like well off and they're married with the kids.
unidentified		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Shout out to them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But like they were like, they're high school sweethearts.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Mendoza was your high school sweetheart, right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Junior high.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Junior high?
unidentified		Okay.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I knew it was something like that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We didn't wait till we were that old.
		Yeah.
		No, but I did something funny.
		I went and bought them.
		I always buy the girls' gifts when I go over there to hang out because I work in Texas all the time.
		My dad's there.
		Slightly offensive, still registered in Texas.
		This is a Texas company.
		So I have to go there and do tax work and stuff.
		So I go and I get them hood Barbies, you know?
		I went and bought a collection.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Dude, they come with the gang signs.
		Like they're throwing them up.
		Shit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They come in.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		She was Barbies as shit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's not in the Barbie dream cart.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's the Nissan Ultima with a busted taillight, right?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Rainbow Slide not included.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Busted taillight.
		And hey, we're not on locals.
		We're not on locals.
		What the fuck?
		Can you please text them asking why we're not on locals?
		That's crazy.
		Sorry, guys.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Apologize.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I apologize.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We'll just add this to the litany of things that were just not completed on this show.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		This is working out well.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's actually, no, it's actually not.
		I say like days before, hey, make sure everything's done.
		Come in, make sure everything's done, and nothing's done.
		I don't know what to do anymore.
		I'm going crazy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I'll say this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Buy more black Barbies.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Buy more black Barbies.
		I did for the locals people, just so you know, just tell them we'll do a special segment.
		We're going to go beyond the locals.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Give them some time.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Don't go live on locals.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Just start a live stream and we'll do a special segment at the end.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We got like 80% of that bottle left.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We definitely will.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Actually, we don't.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, it was already halfway done when we started.
		So, so.
		No, but we'll do a special local segment for you guys, by the way.
		We'll do a local, slightly offensive special.
		That shouldn't have happened.
		That's our bad.
		And because we suck.
		Apparently, we just suck.
		Apparently, I'm like a shitty fucking boss, and no one, we can't get anything done here.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Hashtag rape Joey.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I need more of this.
		Blackout coffee.
		Black fatigue coffee.
		Yeah, we'll see you on locals.
		If you hit the join button, we'll do a special segment at the end of here.
		No, but I was going to say, I bought them black.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Do we have any special on locals?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Like, if we get these new people to come over, we got a bunch of people here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, if you use promo code RIFT, R-I-F-T, all capitals, you will get a free month.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, there you go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Free month.
unidentified		Perfect.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		RIFT at locals.
		Okay, but also slightlyoffensive.com/slash shop doesn't work.
		So, Joey, can you make a note, please, that these graphics need to be changed?
		Like, they need to be updated because these are all wrong.
		All the rumble's wrong.
		Everything's wrong on the top.
		This is what I meant by make sure all the assets are updated.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I do feel like we brought the show back, though.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But when I say, like, early, like, hey, please make sure all the assets are correct, make sure they're all linked, make sure they're all updated.
		This is all the stuff I mean.
		Like, make sure ads are in, make sure assets are updated.
		But nobody understands.
		It's what happens when you come from like a high-level production studio and like you say something like, hey, make sure all assets are produced.
		If somebody didn't have that done, they wouldn't have a job tomorrow.
		They'd be gone.
		It's just gone.
		And there's a resume of people who want to become editors and work for your company.
		And you just go, next person.
		And that's what you do.
		So you go through like 30 people in a year until you find people that stick.
		However, it's slightly offensive.
		So what we do is we actually intentionally don't do things.
		What the crew does, what the crew does is they intentionally just fuck it, fuck it, fuck with it.
		So to make me mad.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I made sure I came in and just started drinking vodka.
		That was my goal.
		I was like, this is how we're doing it.
		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They go, let me just not do things.
		So that he just gets mad on air.
		They try to rile me up.
		I'm like, I just, I just don't understand this.
		I don't understand how like.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I think the chat likes when you're riled up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They do.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They do.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		When you go on your rants, I think they prefer it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So in the way they like it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Don't worry, guys.
		We'll keep pissing them off.
		No problem.
		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What are we going to do about these black people, huh?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What are we going to do about them?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We got 7K people with us, though.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We're going.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're going, my brothers.
		No, but so I gave them black Barbies and the mom was like, she was mad at me.
		She was like, why'd you do this?
		I go, let me just give them to them and let's see their reactions.
		So I go to these two little blonde-haired, blue-eyed white girls, because I want to do an experiment, right?
unidentified		I go, hey, I brought you guys Barbies.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And they're like, ah, like screaming, like, so excited.
		Like, going, oh, my gosh, like, so excited.
		Because, you know, you tell like a, like, a five and eight-year-old kid or whatever that, like, they have Barbies.
		They're like, oh, my gosh, let's go.
		You know, boy, you got him a remote car.
		Like, yeah.
		It's like telling me I got you an El Salvadoran girl.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what you're speaking of.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I bought her.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I bought her at the same store.
		And I'm just going to, she came wrapped in a box.
		She didn't like the transportation with the little plastic things holding her back, but we got her out.
		Just kidding.
		No, we don't do that.
		Now remember that we don't do that.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Sometimes I just have to roll with it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We don't do that.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We only Barbie owned by Mattel.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We only enslave Africans.
		So just to be clear.
		No, no, but I, but I, but I, I, I, yeah, but, but I grabbed the Barbies and I give them to them and I open the black Barbies and I go, here you go.
		And you should, I've never seen like a, like, do you ever seen those, like, remember when they had like a My Sweet 16 on NM TV?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you love that show.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but do you remember that?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know why you always stayed in your office.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Shout out to Van Man.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know like MyC16?
		Dude, you're getting me in trouble now.
		I'm not, I've not had Luke and 16 year olds on a camera together.
unidentified		It's okay.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Joey likes to watch Fat Camp and do the same, so it's okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So I'm like, I'm like, I'm like sitting there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And the girls, you know when they're like rich kids and then like they buy them like a VW bug and they wanted a Mercedes and they're like, oh, I thought you said you're getting me a Mercedes.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The girls have the same expression.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They're like, oh, she goes, why are they like that?
unidentified		I was like, what do you mean?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You need Barbies.
		And then the moms laugh, try not to laugh.
		She's going, hey, look, he got you the Barbies.
		They're so, like, there's nice toys.
		And the girls are like, and she has to say, say thank you to Mr. Elijah.
unidentified		And I'm like, thank you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And they just like, we unbox them and they like, and they just like put them down in the room and just.
unidentified		That was it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Just done.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And they never played with him again.
		Oh my gosh.
		And that's the social experience.
unidentified		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Right?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Well, I think it's owned by Mattel too, Barbie, and the guy, he's like a massive Zionist who runs Mattel.
		He's a terrible guy.
		So not surprised.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		A couple more videos here.
		I want to remind you guys about a couple things here.
		So that being said, can we talk about Brelin Hollyhand for a second?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Let's talk.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, let's bring this up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Breland Hollyhand, speaking of Zanman.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Okay, he's this guy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It took me a second.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So Brelon Hollyhan put up this post and said, He's really reviving the youth.
		Really reviving the youth.
		Since standing room only at the University of Alabama last night is more proof that this isn't a trad, a fad, or a trend.
		Gen Z is in the sidelines in the fight.
		Our movement is stronger than ever.
		Gen Z isn't the future.
		It's today.
		Before we talk about that, I want to remind you guys something very important.
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		All right.
		So I got to send this to the chat real fast.
		I was going to talk about some of the stuff that's going on here.
		Let me see if we can bring this up here with Brelon Hollyhand.
		What's your initial thoughts, chat?
		I'd like to hear Brelon Hollyhand.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Mr. H1B melting pot.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		One second.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, talk about it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, no, he's the same one who was preaching for a melting pot, saying America is a melting pot.
		And that's just a crazy claim that was created a long time ago from a Zionist.
		And then also him claiming the youth.
		If we're able to zoom in on that photo, you're going to see that it's just the elderly crowd.
		There's no young people there.
		Nobody's buying this bullshit.
		He's supposed to be the next Charlie Kirk.
		And it's the same guy.
		He's being pushed by Ben Shapiro.
		You know, all the great characters that we've grown to trust over time.
		So yeah, not a big fan of him so far.
		Let's see how things work out, but I don't have the same beliefs as this guy.
		So not buying in.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, look, so he says that it's Gen Z's future, right?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		All right, let's check out Gen Z. What's Gen Z?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Gen Z's future.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's see what Gen Z looks like.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Let's see.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so that's on the left.
		We got some real Gen Z. Can we see it on the screen?
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		There we go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, we're not allowed to.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So you got some real Gen Z.
unidentified		Oh, look at that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You got her on the pink.
unidentified		Jeez.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		She is the future.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		There you go, Joey.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		She is the future.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Look, I'm not going to comment on any of these girls because I'm not.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We'll keep it moving.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But, like, here's what I noticed.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So you see how only three young people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but you see how it's all old people.
		Here's what I want to bring up.
		It's all old people in the front.
		Here's what I want to bring up.
		Do you know what's actually going on here?
		Because there is some young people in the back.
		Do you know what this is?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Grandparents that made their children, their grandchildren come along?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no, no.
		Now, Breland would actually sue me.
		So there's a lot of, so I want to give some advice to Breland.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He's going to sue me for telling there's old people?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
		So let me give a back end of how this stuff works.
		So number one.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't have anything.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, number one, no, bring that up.
		Keep that up.
		Keep the picture up.
		So, first of all, this is so, I love Charlie, and we should not be making Charlie Kirk jokes at all.
		Wait, wait, okay.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, yeah, no, I love what we're talking about is they say he's the next Charlie.
		Charlie Kirk was in the crowd and Charlie, great guy.
		You know, I mean, there's only been, there's a few things that different, but overall, he's he's definitely a great guy.
		He deserves all the respect in the world.
		But just compare this guy to Charlie Kirk.
		I mean, Charlie Kirk was filling out, you know, school area, like all the whole auditoriums and everything with all the younger crowds.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Put that full screen.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's not the case.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		A moment of silence for Brelin Hollyana.
		You know what I mean?
		A moment of silence for the man, the myth, the legend.
		But ones in the chat if you're enjoying the shit show.
		Twos in the chats if you prefer our serious show.
unidentified		We do a serious show Monday, Wednesday, Friday during the week, but also way different.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It is way different.
		This is what slightly offensive always was, by the way.
		That's what we brought it back.
		We haven't had the show back in like a year, basically six, seven months.
		And I decided to bring it back.
		I decided to bring it back.
		We're probably going to bring it back every Saturday if we can.
		Probably at eight.
		Because I'll talk to you about it later.
		But if we get the Rumble connection, you know, this is not technically Riff TV.
		This is not.
		And if we get their sponsorships, you may find yourself in a much better position financially.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Wait, we're getting paid?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm in.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you get paid for this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If we have to do it live on Saturdays, you'd be getting paid for it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Brio, whatever the guy's name is.
		Don't worry about it.
		I'm finally getting money.
		Yeah, yeah.
		Don't mess this up for me now.
		Those old people look great.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is a different company.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Don't get your depends in a bunch.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is a different company.
unidentified		We're still doing Rift ads right now, but no, slightly offensive is on S-Corp.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And we do our own ads and stuff.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But that being said.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I agree with the shirt.
		Jesus does save.
		That's about as much as I agree.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, like, here's it.
		Here's it.
		Okay, first of all, go full screen on me.
		Okay.
		So when you're a man, when you're a man, one second.
		When you're a man.
		Okay.
		So can you zoom out that camera, please?
		Can you just zoom it out?
		Go through that camera.
		Zoom that out.
		I want to show something about being about what a man is.
		Just do the large zoom.
		No, zoom it out.
		Okay.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
		All right.
		So when you're a man, you can tilt it up too.
		You can just tilt it.
		Use the big things.
		There you go.
		You probably have to loosen it.
		Okay.
		So we have this issue.
		Okay.
		Let me get this off.
		We're getting pretty serious here.
		Let's see.
		How do we get this off?
		There you go.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let me move this.
		You're getting a really good show here, guys.
		This is the kind of.
		I was just really on a lot.
		Like, this is kind of actually kind of crazy.
unidentified		What the hell?
unidentified		Wow.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So when you're up here, can you also know change the focus?
		I'm actually really tall, guys.
		People don't know this.
		Yeah, there you go.
		So you have to loosen the side and then move it up.
		You can't.
		Yeah, but you have to go up.
		There you go.
		Thank you.
		All right.
		So I'm actually really tall.
		People don't know this.
		They think I'm short because I look short on the show.
		But I'm actually a very tall and broad gentleman.
		You know, our arms are big.
		We have abs.
		We have abs.
		These are things.
		You know what I mean?
		We've got arms.
		This is what it is.
		However, people think I'm a short, fat guy, even though I'll mog you and your boyfriend, bitch.
		I'll mog you.
		Get wrecked.
		Get wrecked.
		You know, these ceilings are like 10 feet and then I'm here.
		So, you know, exactly.
		I'm literally nine feet tall.
		that's what it's at however if you're ever going to wear an arch you don't want you back to that picture there for a sec Can you go back to that picture?
		Go back to that.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		When you're going to tell people that you're the next generation of leaders, you got to look like this.
		Men respect men who are tall and who you got to fill out your t-shirts.
		Like, you've got to literally fill this shit out.
		And I'm not even that buff at all.
		I'm actually considered kind of weak in the semantical world of, we can go back in.
		You can zoom back in.
		We're fine.
		I don't know why I did that.
		That was super unnecessary.
		Man.
		What the hell is this?
		Okay.
		Bring this back on.
		That was super necessary.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to be honest.
		It made me uncomfortable, but you do that in the office all the time.
		And usually you have no pants.
		So this isn't as bad.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Can you frame that back up?
unidentified		Sorry.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm not being serious.
		That's like not framed correctly.
		We're like, like, just like bringing this back on.
		Okay, so back to the point.
		So with Brelen Hollyhand, the problem with this guy is that he's not a he's not a man's man, you know?
		And I like, like, I'm not a man's man either.
		And that's the problem is that's good.
		That looks good.
		Is that I'm not a man's man either.
		Then at the same time, you know, with Elijah Schaefer, I'm pretty, pretty, pretty well, well understood in this movement.
		If you were to tell someone that, you know, Elijah Schaefer is more of a man than the next Charlie Kirk replacement, that's not a good thing for you.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		His body looks like how your voice sounds.
unidentified		Yeah, that's how I thought you would have looked.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Legitimately.
		Holy crap.
		You're right.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that would be my guess right there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But also, to bring this up, what this is, is so when the first two rows of any event are dedicated usually for club members.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Now, I don't know if you can see this, Russ, go back to that.
		Those are not club members.
		His dad is a donor to the RNC.
		Those are just rich Republicans.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And so it's like, it's like this.
		It's like, imagine if your dad owned Paramount Studios and then you made a shitty movie and the premiere was packed with Paramount Studio executives and actors paid by Paramount Studios.
		It'd be like, wow, this is crazy.
		Everyone came to the premiere.
		But then you tell him, these are all on staff of Paramount Studios.
		This dad is just trying to help his son.
		And I feel really bad because Brelon Hollyhand follows me.
		I'm not talking shit, by the way.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I am a little bit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know what follow me?
		Oh, no, he follows me.
		Look, check that out.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Breland Hollyhand follows me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But he follows 7,000 people, so it's not really helpful.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		But you're one of the 7,000.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I said this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Surprised not 6 million the way he's doing it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, it's the exact amount of money you get deposited in your bank account.
unidentified		Okay, yeah.
unidentified		I was about to say positive quotes about Israel.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Shout out to the 11,000.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This might be the biggest show you've been on, huh?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I think so.
		Maybe, yeah.
		I mean, I've done other networks, but the largest podcast.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But think about this.
		We used to have this amount of numbers of people all the time on our YouTube channel.
		And they just took it from us.
		So shout out, guys.
		If you're watching right now, make sure you subscribe to the show.
		This is an insane channel.
		Make sure you subscribe to this channel.
		Make sure you subscribe to this show.
		Make sure you're there.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Shout out, locals.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Shout out to locals.
		Shout out to live shaver.locals.com.
		You'll see that right there.
		I'm going to pin the comment.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We're giving a free month, guys.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Free month with Rift.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Why is that fucking get a whole extra content afterwards?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I mean, come on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm pinning the message.
		Make sure that you grab it today.
		But just know that, like, you know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's at 12,000 now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I've always been a big, like, I've always been a big late night show viewer.
		This show was a late night.
		This does feel like a late night show.
		It's always been a late night show.
		8 p.m. is actually pretty early for it.
		This was always a show.
		This used to, isn't that crazy?
		This show used to be from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. every night, five days a week.
		And it feels appropriate.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And so, you know, people always talk to me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They were like, dude, well.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I do like the formal, but to be honest, this is much more fun.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but I think this is a good once-a-week show.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Are we doing it tomorrow?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Maybe, or releasing something else tomorrow.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We're releasing something else.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, but we'll be live tomorrow, but we don't know what we're going to be releasing.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, let's talk about black fatigue.
		So watch these double standards here.
		Check this out.
		This is insane.
		Watch this.
		In Chicago, a...
unidentified		Get down my cup, my damn face.
		So in Chicago, a black woman was brutally stabbed by a white man.
		A lot of people are saying this is racially motivated.
		What do you guys think?
		That was not mental health.
		You think it was racism?
		Yeah, yeah.
		So what do you guys think was it racially motivated about the black guy who stabbed the white woman on the train in Charlotte?
		Wait, can black boom you?
		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're saying that people can't be racially motivated?
unidentified		Nope.
unidentified		Get that damn mic out my damn face.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So the guy was walking away and he said, I got that white girl.
unidentified		Still not racially motivated?
		We're gonna get fucked up out here.
		You're not having a moment.
		So what do you guys think was it racially motivated about the black guy who stabbed the white woman on the train in Charlotte?
		Wait, can black boom you?
		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're saying black people can't be racially motivated?
unidentified		Nope.
unidentified		Get that damn mic out my damn face.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That changed up quick.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		You can put a split screen here.
		So what's crazy is, go take care of yourself, man.
		You need that.
		You need that.
		Go get it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He needs it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Put us a split screen.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Joey's getting raped.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Hashtag rape Joey.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Here he comes.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, are you?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he's scared to go behind me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You can crawl if you need to.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Don't get scared.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, go crawl.
		Crawl on your knees.
		Crawl.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Come on, Joey.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Dox yourself.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Joe, crawl on your knees.
unidentified		Crawl.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're not going to be in the shop on your knees.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Go get that boy a battle.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I love it when he's on his phone.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Go get that boy a bottle of whiskey.
		Go get him a bottle of whiskey.
		Get him on his knees.
		He likes to be on his knees here.
		All right.
		That being said, shout out to that.
		It's so typical the way they're acting, right?
		That being said, I want to look at this.
		Check this video out.
		This is the fatigue that people are talking about.
		What do you think about this?
unidentified		All right, so look.
		Y'all, my kids wanted donuts today, so we came out.
		We're going to sit down in front of planters and we're going to do all donuts.
		Open the boss.
		I want to know.
		I'm so sorry.
		Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
		You feel that donut?
		Everybody get that donut.
		Yeah.
		Epic.
		This shit good for real.
		Good.
		But yeah, like I said, whatever my kids want, that's what they're going to get.
		They want to just sit in here and eat donuts.
		Now what they got, you feel me?
		Yeah, y'all enjoying yourself?
		Let them know.
		Food stuff's going to get you right every time.
		What's all this?
		We didn't walk.
		Bought us the donuts, man.
		Y'all fuck with us though.
		Say hi to the people.
		Say hi, guys.
		Say hi.
		All right.
		All right.
		Y'all want to vote donuts?
		Who wants the last one?
		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So, classic rainbow sliders.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Go to this guy.
		What do you think about that?
		You see a lot of these people eating food in these stores.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Uh-huh.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, what is that?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		I mean, that's just crazy.
		But this is a lot of times where it begins.
		It's the same as the parents with the football team, having them run across, flipping people off.
		You see the parents behind them and the coach kind of like really cheering them on.
		They're just teaching them the worst behaviors.
		It's just, you don't even know what to say, but it continues.
		It's like when I see the birthday parties and all the parents are like twerking at kids' birthday parties.
		It's like, how do you even think this is right?
		This is like the culture that's been developed.
		It's terrible.
unidentified		Yeah, it's just the culture.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's just, it's just the culture.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm used to the riff verbiage.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So bear with me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Even though we don't really use this channel a lot and put it during the channel.
		No, he was wondering why the numbers jump around.
		It's like, because what happens is they, so we should probably be down to like about 6,000, 7,000.
		They just throw people onto your show when they enter the shows.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		And then they it's very thank you for joining us.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Thank you for joining us.
		If you're watching, make sure you like, share, and subscribe this video.
		Don't forget, guys, check out Blackout Coffee.
		20% off.
		Guys, this coffee's so good.
		And by the way, do you want to know?
		You guys want to hear a story real fast about ones in the chat if you want to hear a story about how Black Rifle Coffee destroyed their entire image.
		How I destroyed Black Rifle Coffee's entire PR campaign and made them lose market share.
		But you guys all know Black Rifle Coffee.
		One's in the chat if you want to hear that.
		It's crazy.
		They try to cancel me and ruin their entire company.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Well, they faked the whole thing.
		They tried acting like they were on our side and that they're about conservative values and everything else and the Second Amendment in which you learned.
		I'll let you tell the story.
unidentified		Oh, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I'm saying, but this is why we're with Blackout Coffee, blackoutcoffee.com/slash Rift.
		20% off Rift.
		20% off with the code Rift, RFT.
		Check out the coffee.
		Blackoutcoffee.com.
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		Make sure you check it out today.
		It's literally insane.
		You got to check that out.
		All right.
		So let's talk about this.
		So we got a super chat.
		$10.
		JUYA310 said, I bet they missed the reins.
		Yeah.
		All right.
		One's in the chat.
		There you go.
		So, dude, and never trust the numbers on Rumble.
		It just goes, it's crazy.
		Like, it'll just like double, triple, and then it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		And then drop.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All that matters is what you see the next day.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So a couple things here.
		So Black Rifle Coffee, everybody knows them, right?
		Because they are.
		We all know blacks, right?
		Check this out.
		We all know blacks.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		And they love rifles.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Now take that off the screen for a second.
		We all know rifles, right?
		We all know rifle.
		Let me see if I can get this out here.
		Oh, man.
		Back to my computer.
		Just like not working.
		It's just crazy.
		You're like trying to do a show.
		It's like, just don't look at it.
		Go to my screen here.
		Look at this.
		It's like things just don't load.
		You can't use your computer.
		It's like, what the look at, like, loading.
		Like, it's not.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I just want to know every time when I try to use this computer and I try to log on to X, every time I hit X, I get three X's.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what you do on this, but every time I hit X, it's like X X X.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was looking up Be a Better Christian.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it said Lazy Boys.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I was confused.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
		I'm gonna ask you a real question.
		This is not even a joke.
		I was looking up.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, now we're getting serious.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I was looking at Be a Better Christian.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You know, Crisis King.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Christ is God is actually better.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was being one second.
		Let me see this revolution.
		Be a better Christian.
		And let me actually give you one second.
		Give me one second.
unidentified		Go ahead.
unidentified		Just rule us.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Well, he's definitely looking at being better Christian.
		And I have to give you that.
		You are working towards that.
		You know, it's a struggle daily that we all face.
		You know, nobody's going to be perfect.
		Of course, we all aspire to be like Jesus as much as possible.
		Unfortunately, you know, those are big shit.
		Not even unfortunately.
		Thank God we had him.
		No pun intended.
		But, you know, that's where we're trying to be.
		We're trying to be as close as Christ as we can.
		And we do struggle along the way.
		But I have to say, I have seen a transformation in you.
		So I give you credit on that.
		I've seen the way that you're putting your family first.
		You're putting everything, you know, of course, God first, and then putting your family.
		And I commend you for stepping up to that.
		So that's a big thing that I have there.
		Yeah.
		But of course, just like Jesus, sometimes we have to flip tables over.
		So let's start flipping.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, exactly.
		Now I'm going to tell you this right now.
		No, so I did type in be a better Christian and then it said typoed because you know the E and the R are right next to each other on the on the keyboard keyboard, right?
		So it was a B E and I put B R and then it was like something like Eraser Company, like a Brazer, Brazers, Brazers, Brazors, Abrazer.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I think that's a shaving company.
		Yeah, that sounds like shaving.
		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It was your computer, and I just didn't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And then, like, and then I was weird because I was like, I tried to press E, but it was sticky.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He didn't, it didn't like, yeah, he was like, well, E is also how I find you on X, so that might tell you something.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's there.
		All right.
		Well, here you go.
		So, so, so, uh, the BRC story real fast.
		So, you know, I had about, I don't know, several hundred thousand dollars uh deal.
		You know, I used to run uh, this show slightly offensively offensive.
		Well, the show slightly offensive used to uh run on a seven-figure budget.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And I have a lot of people now who's telling me, oh, the way you are, the way you are, the way you are, is uh, why your company doesn't run or this or that.
		But in fact, I've actually been crazier and uh ran crazier companies, but my ads were inputted and shit.
		You know what I mean?
		Like, things work, things worked on my show, and now they just don't work.
		Buttons don't press.
		People have magic bones that stop bullets.
		It's a crazy world we live in.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But but I will say, I will say, fucking around.
		I'm fucking around.
		Uh, yeah, no, no, I used to, I used to have a pretty, pretty, pretty, like, you know, rigid, rigid team.
		It just, you know, they were like autistic and weird, uh, but I liked them.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		And uh, and we're a bunch of degenerates.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, now I have people that are like me.
		I tracked a bunch of, like, I literally picked people off the streets.
		Literally, and just like brought them on, but uh, no, no, but I, uh, I, I, uh, I was really involved in a lot of cases.
		I'm a very passionate person, and people know I filmed Kyle Rittenhouse murdering people as they said.
		Now, obviously, it was self-defense, and he was killing people, not murdering people in self-defense in self-defense.
		Yeah, now, Kyle Rittenhouse and I've had a big falling out since.
		I really am frustrated about it.
		I would like that's one relationship I'd like to fix.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I think that's that's really um he got pushed back a little bit from the whole Ron Paul thing and a few other things, but I mean he's been radio silent ever since that.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I think that was the big pushing point was after the whole Ron Paul and him saying don't vote for Trump.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, when he yeah, well, when he talked about it, I'm not going either way because I'm frustrated with the Trump administration, you know, happy with the pardon, but frustrated with the administration, yeah, yeah, but I'm saying, but when I, when I lost several hundred thousand dollars cash defending him, and then I lost reputational, you know, income, I lost uh ad income, I lost uh, I was you know, helping his trial, I was flying up spending money to hang out with his uh handlers and stuff.
		And, you know, when he turned on me because some girls me too'd me or whatever and said, you know, sued me, lost the lawsuit.
		So I had some girls sue me for some stupid shit, and they lost.
		They lost in court, got dismissed or whatever, thrown out.
		Um, settled, they say, but they didn't win anything.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Um, it's terrible what you did to him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, well, I'm saying, I'm saying, you know, as somebody who went through illegal lawfare, I thought he would maybe have some sympathy for me going through lawfare, yeah, illegal lawfare, and his shit got thrown out too, basically.
		Um, I thought he'd get my backpack.
		Oh, I know what it's like when people accuse you of false things, you know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He might have been burnt out from everything that he went through to get away, but at the same time, if you defended him and obviously you put the footage out, I lost over a quarter million dollars defending him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Damn, and you know, as a man, if someone spends money to defend you and their life, it's like with Trump, it's really hard to criticize him, even for you.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's hard to do it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		When you get pardoned, you're just like, it's hard to talk shit.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I waited a few months.
		I kind of stayed out of it because I was looking at five years and then he pardoned me.
		Obviously, I was free.
		I was a J Sixer for those who are new.
		So, I'm very thankful for that.
		I'm not thankful for the whole Israel relationship and how we're getting forced into battle continuously and paying hand and foot for everything that they do.
		I'm not happy about that.
		There's other things, the silencing of speech, which relates back to Israel.
		So there is a few things, and then the H1B is not a big fan, but overall, yes, I struggled with that as well.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		But I, no, but I, uh, I liked him.
		No, we were very good friends.
		You know, he signed my AR-15.
		We hung out a lot.
		Um, I helped get out him out of his handler and stuff.
		And I just was uh, the fact that he like took the he got spooked, you know.
		And I, I just think he's just young.
		That's why I just attribute that.
		He's young, immature.
		I like him, though.
		I still think he's a good guy.
		I don't have any bad things to say about him.
		I just wish that he was maybe a little bit more mature and whatnot.
		Um, because if it wasn't for me and my friends helping in the trial, he'd probably be in prison or on death penalty right now.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Well, for sure, they would have Derek Chavenam or what's the guy's name?
		The one with George Floyd.
		They would have just tried to silence him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I'm saying, you know, we helped him not go to jail.
unidentified		Absolutely.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, we really worked with him a lot.
		And we were friends.
		He was like a little brother.
		He used to tell me.
		I felt like an older brother to him.
		And so it's sad.
		It's always sad when women ruin things.
		And women ruin a lot of things, right?
		They do.
		Women ruin a lot of things.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Like my life.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So that's interesting.
		But I think, you know, long story short, I think with BRC is like, they're a very dumb company who then when I defended Rittenhouse, they basically said, we're not, you know, supporting you.
		So that's what happened.
		Anyways, buy blackout coffee.
		Let's go ahead and start with.
		So I have interesting to say real fast.
		Let me see something real fast.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You have to pull it up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I can't say it publicly.
		It's interesting.
		The Rumble person told me that he's the director told me that he's putting us on the player because he told Sweet out the spot and that somebody in the company keeps manually pulling us down.
		That's a lower level person and putting us in second spot and trying to put this live stream.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Really?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And he said, there's somebody that keeps meddling with the stream and he's having trouble getting it back up every time.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Fuck you, whoever you are.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're still here, motherfucker.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Somebody's attacking our stream in our promo night.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's interesting, right?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Interesting.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I wonder how big his hat is.
		Go ahead.
		Just saying.
		I'm just saying.
		I bet you're little.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Pillars of the community treating people with respect.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Check this out.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's politics!
unidentified		Well!
		Oh, they're all coming in.
		Can I get the pins off me?
		No!
		I don't want to get them!
		Can you take three people done?
		Y'all stand and y'all run!
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So he Spartan kicked her.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So she was terrible.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		She called him the N-word.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I mean, doesn't she have the card?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Boom.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That is crazy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's grandma.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		She's actually Southern European.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, she's.
		We have a bunch of those in the office.
		Yeah, so she's telling us every time.
		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		She's Southern European.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I didn't.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, so people ask, when do black kids become known as dangerous?
		In my opinion, that's when, right?
		That's when they become dangerous.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Well, the craziest part is it sounded like the mother was filming.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So the mother's in the background, just like, okay, let me get my cell phone out while he Trayvon beats the shit out of grandma.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, it's just so people ask me, when do people become dangerous?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'll tell you when.
unidentified		this that's black fatigue in a nutshell That's when it begins.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's also talk about this, though.
		So, so that's sort of like what the main main problem is: is this.
		Like, in the first video where we had the Norwegians find the flag, it's like, well, why does no one have a problem with this?
		You're like, because Norwegians aren't a problem.
		Like, nobody's mad when a Japanese person starts, starts, you know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Japan's getting pretty fed up with them, too.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I know when a Japanese person flies a Japanese flag, like, why do you think everyone's like, you know, like, I think anime is kind of weird, but it's kind of based.
		And you have people being like, oh, I love Japan.
		I don't find that weird.
		You know, I've worked in Asia.
		I've lived in Asia.
		Taiwan, China, South Korea.
		I'm going to say North Korea.
		I've never been.
		But no, but I would like to go live in North Korea for a month.
		I'm actually trying that actively.
		I don't even know that.
		I'm trying that right now.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		What the hell?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'd like to live in Pyongyang for a little bit.
		I really want to meet.
		I want to interview.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You have a lot of handlers.
		That's a whole different.
		Oh, I can't.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They're full-body massages they handle.
unidentified		They do.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		In Korea, they just call it love you long time.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So, so, but before I was married, I want to clarify.
		Before I was married, I lived in South Korea.
		So this is a pre-marriage contract.
		And I had some dates say, like, oh, well, you know, it's like, well, if you're not doing bad things all the time, what do you mean you're a degenerate?
		I mean, I mean, when I say I'm degenerate, I mean I'm not trying to do the right thing all the time in terms of morally, but I'm not screwing people over.
		I'm not, it's just like, if you go and go to an orgy once every six months, you're still degenerate.
		You're not, it doesn't mean you're like going out every night and doing that.
		It just means you go do stuff like that sometimes.
		If you go to Burning Man once a year, you're still a degenerate.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You might, it might not work with your job.
		I'm just saying, like, people need to be honest with themselves.
		So when I was in Korea, I was a degenerate.
		So I'm just clarifying.
		And they look, they have a very big red light district like Thailand, but the girls look better than Thailand.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I didn't do anything.
		Yeah.
		And the girls don't have moose knuckles.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah.
		Just a little extra.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Shout out to Mendoza.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He knows what I'm talking about.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You know, Mendoza.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		By the way, I was joking.
		I was talking to an individual today.
		I thought it was very funny.
		And they were like, you know, and then you like, you know, print yourself.
		You always say you're like this like really good Christian for all these years.
		You go, you've never, you have never watched my shows.
		You have no idea.
		Because if you watch my shows, I'm like very honest about my life and my lifestyle.
		People just think that I was conservative because I worked for Blaze TV.
		And so it's like, oh, you must be Ali Bestucky or like Stubergere or Glenn Beck.
		And it's like, no, I just worked for that network.
		You know, just I just worked for the network.
		But I'm going to say, like, I've always been open that I'm like, I'm one of the boys.
		I'm not hurting anyone.
		I just want to the boys.
		So I'm in South Korea.
		And, you know, what they say about men's schlongs is true in Asians.
		Like, they have these, they're very big on these bathhouses.
		They're not like here, bathhouse.
		Like, everybody goes to these massage.
		You know what I'm talking about?
		In Asia, it's very big Korean.
		Like, you go, you all, the men, it's very weird.
		I, you know, like, you ever go to a Chinese restaurant?
		They like this circular thing.
		You spin.
		It's a big table.
		They're very communal.
		They're very collective society.
		So guys will invite you to like meetings at bathhouses.
		And there are men and women separated.
		You sit and it's like, it's like you're naked and you sit in the bathtub or whatever it is, the big, the big thing.
		And you're like meeting with like millionaires.
		You're talking about like business and you're just like naked, like sitting there and you're like, this is very weird.
		Well, it was very weird because you're a white guy and when you're a grower, not a shower, which I am a grower, not I am a grower, not a shower.
		Are you a grower?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Grower.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm a grower and there's nothing impressive about seeing me in my natural state.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I need to tell you about Blue Chew.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I never heard of that.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, don't worry.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Wait till we get the sponsorship.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I heard Patrick RX actually is going to be a good idea.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Actually, yeah.
		I've been hearing a lot of things about that.
		So damn, mint strip.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I know you're going to have to find a new, you're not, you're actually going to get a sponsorship and it's going to be great.
		No, but I remember like sitting there and like, it was, it's very uncomfortable as a white guy, you know, as American.
		Yeah.
		Like, you know, it's just uncomfortable.
		Like naked with a bunch of dudes sitting in a hot tub, you know, like, this is very odd to me.
		But I couldn't help, but like, not no homo notice.
		Like, yo, everyone is very like very lacking.
		You know, like, it's a, it's a, like, it's like going, huh, like, you're not growers, but, like, it's like ain't shown either.
		No, it ain't, it ain't, it ain't growing or showing.
		It's doing nothing.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Neither one.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're going, oh, this is just awkward.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		However, then they're like, oh, a king of the round people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And at the end, because then you feel a little gay, but at the end, they're like, oh, well, you get a massage at the end.
		You know, you get a massage.
		Now, we'll just leave the story there.
		Now I'm back here.
		I'm a Christian.
		I'm in America.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		But a few happy endings later.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, unlike fucking Game of Thrones, there's actually a happy ending.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, but like it's part of the culture there.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's part of the culture.
		And I was going to say that like Asians have a nice culture, man.
		It's a very nice culture.
		Chinese people, as much as I don't know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		The farting thing gets me farting.
		Yeah, I knew you were going there.
		The farting thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I farted a lot in public.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I, but I would say Asians service well.
		And I think that like everybody knows when like in Roland Heights, it's weird to be on a podcast mentioning Roland Heights.
		If you're in Roland Heights and you Roland Heights, that's a weird LA reference.
		Do you know Roland Heights?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't know.
unidentified		I'm waiting.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm waiting for the lure.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Roland Heights is a Chinese enclave where they grow a lot of weed and stuff.
		And Roland Heights is a lot of the drug epicenter of LA is in Roland.
		But it's Asian.
		And that's why they do it there because the Asians have so many people living in the houses that it's not weird to have a lot of cars moving in and out.
		So you have a lot of grow houses and stuff in Roland.
		And it's like Diamond Bar.
		This is parts of LA that nobody talks about.
		This is like the LA.
		I'm from LA, everyone knows.
		It's like the LA Central.
		So you got Roland Heights, you got Diamond Bar, you got the sides of LA that are like not really talked about.
		Azusa, right?
		Hey, where's the Azusa people?
		Exactly.
		So you go there, and I live in Roland Heights for a little bit there during the 2008 crisis under Obama.
		And what's weird living on Asians is like, it's not unsafe.
		It's not dangerous.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I had a home invasion in Roland Heights.
		It was by a Mexican.
		But I'll say I have a home invasion.
		Is that Asians, though?
		There's a very big difference between different Asians.
		Very big difference.
		I learned that from living in the Asian communities.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		There's a difference between Asian.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But Koreans.
		And then also they're tacky.
		Like there's shops.
		Like, I lived in Gangnam, right?
		When I lived in South Korea.
		And I worked for people.
		No, I didn't work for the government for the vape company.
		It was a vape company.
		I was a spokesperson for a vape company.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We kind of believe you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Used to blow in a lot of things.
		Suck things too.
		But no, but meaning like I realized that, you know, by traveling the world, living in the world, we've done a lot of Latin American traveling, a lot of Asian travelers.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We've been doing a lot of traveling for the food.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		And the culture.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And the culture.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Genuinely speaking, white societies are the best.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		However, I've never been to Europe.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I haven't either.
		I haven't been.
		No, no, no.
		I've only been to, I want to say like six or seven countries, but no, I have not been to Europe.
		So definitely interested to check it out.
		Is that what you're saying?
		We're heading there next?
		Or is that something that's happening?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is one thing.
		I'm saying that we are going to be heading there.
		And I would say that Big Vape has been paying me for too long.
		And retrospectively, you know, with working with this network, I would say that working in those countries, you actually realize that, like, same with El Salvador.
		You know, women shouldn't treat you like this.
		Women should not be treating you the way they treat you here.
		I found this video on the show in the 1950s.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		Passport, bros.
		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I know what you're talking about.
		I'm going to play a video here.
		I want to put this up.
		I'm going to put it on X right now.
		But give me a second.
		The way, wait, hold up.
		The way life should be.
		I'm really upset because, you know, I've always just run shows being authentic.
		And that's what Breland Hollyhand doesn't have.
		Oh, so Breland is like, hey, man, you're not authentic.
		Like, no one cares if you're fucked up.
		Nobody cares if you have problems.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He's more of the cookie cutter is what he's doing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know why Milo Yiannopoulos is famous despite being gay or whatever and having interracial marriages?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Seems like gays are doing great.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I mean, they're getting holidays for Xavier.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's different.
		But I was gonna say, Milo did well in the conservative right movement because we have so many phonies like Lindsey Graham that's like, hey, this guy's might be Jewish and gay and whatever, but at the same time, it's like he's honest.
		We don't lack, we have no honesty in our side.
		And I like Milo.
		You know, I think I actually do like him.
		I know he, you know, shits on me a lot publicly and he constantly tries to expose me and say shit and whatever.
		But I like him.
		Because you know what?
		He's unique and he's interesting and it's funny.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But it's like, you know why this show always did well?
		Before they destroyed the YouTube channel, to remind you, we have like 8,000 watching on Rumble and we have like 371 watching on YouTube.
		I think we might be able to keep this up on weekends.
unidentified		It's actually, it's actually not a pretty good thing.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
		Yeah, yeah.
		I like the paid part.
		Is that real?
		Or are you just saying that on air?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's real.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		All right.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Write that down, Joey.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because Rumble said that they would put ads in here.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And if they put ads, then it's not like a taunt and we're going to make super happy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You can see he's already breaking me down, guys.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It started here and we're already going to here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, but it's like, do you want to make an extra thousand bucks a month?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's the question.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, let's go.
		I'm in.
		I'm in.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you want to make extra thousand bucks a month?
		That's what that is.
		That's what that looks like.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm in.
		Everybody heard it.
		I got how many people testify?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
unidentified		I'm not.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		$1,400.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm not joking.
		I'm saying I've told you multiple times in terms of making an in-person appearance.
		No one wants to be for two hours live.
		It's like if you're on camera, if they're selling it out, it's like that could be a thousand bucks a person for what you're making.
		And it's like, yeah, $250 a weekend.
		It's not a lot, but it's like that's $125 an hour.
		It's not bad.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's not a bad.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's not a bad thing.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Not bad at all.
		I'm in.
		I'm in.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's not bad.
unidentified		Nope.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm not upset about it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Not at all.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		However, I got to play something here for you guys.
		Give me a second.
		It's not a joke.
		Watch this.
		This black woman said something very important here.
		I want you to listen to it.
		Okay, give me a second.
unidentified		Sorry.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's just, I have a computer from the Soviet era.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		At least we're getting better.
		Shout out to Joey.
		This is Joey's first time running there.
		Instead of getting raped, he actually does okay back there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't think Joey's ever ran a second offensive show in his life.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He hasn't.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		This is his first.
unidentified		Just last week, all the HBT, you little demonic niggas doing all the rain and raven chasing behind the white people with the MAGA hats on who just came up there to have an intellectual dialogue about life and education in the community and how to make America great.
		And these bitches in college can't even communicate.
		Don't even know how to have a fucking intellectual dialogue.
		They all on the camera going crazy, acting like demons, being racist and hateful and stupid as fuck.
		After Trump donated another 500 million to HBCUs, just to turn right the fuck around.
		The next week, the South Carolina homecoming and look what the fuck happening, more victims, more dead bodies, more RIPs.
		Now niggas all on the internet.
		Oh my god, see y'all.
		We gotta do better as a community.
		I don't know what we can do.
		There needs to be gun control no, no.
		There needs to be nigga control, the fuck.
		It needs to be nigga control.
		When the fuck y'all gonna stop doing all this faking and shit, acting like you don't understand what the fuck is really going on?
		It's not white people, it's not Trump, it's not Mega, it's not slavery and racism and oppression.
		What's out?
		Dumbass, stupid bitch, it's you niggas.
		You niggas are the problem in the black community.
		Black motherfuckers are the problem.
		Talking about.
		We need gun control, no bitch.
		We need nigga control, holy shit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		i don't like that or i don't like that at all I like the fact.
		By the way dude, we're back on the front.
		Dude, by the way, I was, i'm messaging our guy, I won't out, i'm messing like dude, they took us out again.
		He's like, oh, i'm getting you back up.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So at least he didn't say oh Vai no, he's really nah, he's good.
		Guys, shout out to him.
		I don't know the first name, but all right, let's do it.
unidentified		Um sorry, i'm Suze.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Um, a couple shout outs, uh, Brandon Sorbo, one of our hosts.
		Dude, here's the thing man, he's like whatever.
		So we have always run this show.
		We're gonna show some more, some more things she said.
		She said we need nigga control, and I wouldn't use that word.
		I think that's horrible damn, but I think it's horrible but but uh, but she said that.
		Right, so that's very important.
		But if you say oh, you shouldn't repeat her.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's racist.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No no, but Biden repeated people saying that too.
		So Biden i'm, i'm a Biden politic guy um, but i'm saying that's, that's a horrible statement.
		But you know, she said what she said.
		It's like what we have a problem with is this, air it out.
		Well, i'm gonna send trouble, but i'm gonna be honest.
		I have like, potential donors and people who are like, you know I, I i'm gonna say this to you guys if you're watching this, just so you know I love you, but it's like, what about my family?
		What about my, my income?
		People are operating out of a place of fear and like an honest place of fear.
		I don't give me a second.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		What are you looking for?
		All right, so it's on me.
		A place of fear, all right, Elijah just walked off.
		Um yeah not, not really sure, but no, but the but, the fatigue is real.
		I see you got your gun out, so where are we heading?
		To Chicago?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Listen listen, all right, i'm gonna do this.
		I'm gonna do this for safety purposes.
		Check this out.
unidentified		This is a fake gun, totally fake.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Non-hollow points.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We would never okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There's nothing In the chamber, you see, a fish chamber, okay, triggers pulled, nothing's in there, okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's pointed away from everyone.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Cool, turn it sideways for a kill shot.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's a kill shot.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Bang, bitch.
unidentified		Yeah, bang, All right, bang, mother.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Cawk you with some hollow points.
		Um, no.
		So I have people tell me all the time, like, dude, I don't know if I can.
		Um, Larry Ellison's a billionaire buying up TikTok, everything.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How are they winning?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because they don't care about money.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They don't care about money.
		It's just like the news company.
		What's the news company?
		They just bought it.
unidentified		The CBS buying free press.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Overested by far.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What they care about is power.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And so what happens is like, that's why it's like, okay, well, like, you know, Trump's presidency costs 200, you know, $570 million.
		Dude, money doesn't matter because let's just say you're trying to buy free press.
		So you got to buy free press for $150 million.
		Let's just say Biden would block that.
		Let's say Biden would block that.
		Then you spend $100 million on Trump.
		And they spend $200 million to ensure that Israel can do whatever they want, right?
		So $200 million to ensure Israel can do whatever they want.
		$200 million?
		Yeah.
		We give $3.5 billion a year just to protect our border.
		So 20% of a billion is $200 million.
		Of three, you cut that by what?
		Down, what?
		$20, $200 million?
		It's like 20%.
		It's like 8% or something.
		7%, 7.5%.
		I don't know.
		6.5%.
		It's like, so 6.5% of the annual budget of taxpayer dollars going towards Israel annually is the money you need one time off to ensure that there is that money keeps coming in.
		And so it's like, these people get it.
		Our side's like, but my family might get attacked.
		Dude, bro.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We stopped.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Bro, I was.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We had so many police at my last event right now.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They take you to those police.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know, seriously, police were at the event?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We had an event at Florida, University of Florida College Republicans.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Couldn't go to the bathroom without.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We couldn't go to the bathroom.
		Joey doesn't even know this.
		We couldn't go to the bathroom without a police officer escort.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We weren't allowed to walk to go pee without cops with us.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because the threat was so high.
		So people wanted to murder me and you and everyone there, particularly me.
		But we won't explain why.
		But all of us, they would like to shot any one of us.
		We can't even allow backpacks into our events.
		We, by the way, are in the University of Kentucky next week.
		Sarah Stock will be there.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I won't be there.
		And then the week after is Clemson, you might be there.
		I don't know if you'll be there.
		I'll be there at Clemson University.
		We're speaking for Charlie Kirk.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'll talk again.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but it's like, it's like we had to have police.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, it's gotten my security's gotten to a point to where we have to have police walk me to the bathroom due to active bomb death and shooting threats by transgender activists.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Who threaten to sue you after they say they're going to shoot us?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They said they were going to kill us.
		Then I said, hey, these people posted they're going to kill us.
		We're suing you.
unidentified		Good luck, sir.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Good luck there.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Confused mother, sir.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, they threatened to kill us.
		And, you know, I like my guys might think that I make more money than them and maybe I make a little more.
		But if you ever, but if you ever saw the actual discrepancy of these other people that are taking the money, it's crazy.
		Like, I'm telling you, like, like, you'll have like, you'll have like, like, the crew making 60 grand a year and the host is making like 25 million a year.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, it's like, oh, you make, you know, 100 grand more than me or something like that.
		Like, okay, that's whatever.
		It's like you're making $27 million and you can't pay your staff more.
		It's like, that's crazy.
		Because, you know, when you're married, you have kids, you have life, you have life.
		But it's like, I'm not joking with you.
		It's like, I'm not going to say who because I'd violate my NDA, but I know somebody who's like, senior producer makes $150K, which is great.
		Makes $150K a year.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's good.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		However, however, they're making about $40 million a year.
		And it's like, it's like, and they were on a turning point tour recently.
		But I'm saying, it's like, you're making $40 million.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Not dropping names.
unidentified		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I'm saying you're making $40 million.
unidentified		And, you know, you can't pay your producer like $400,000.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, you can't, like, you can't.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It has to be a balance at some point.
		Don't give me the talent controls.
		Listen, the talent is what brings people in, but then the background is the ones who are moving like crazy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You can't, you can't, you can't, or this, like, you couldn't at least like, you couldn't at least like spend 20 grand and give your, you know, producer like a Aruba vacation, like a villa on the corner.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'd water.
unidentified		You know what I'm saying?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But you couldn't give like a week, that's like 20 grand.
		You can't give them like Aruba vacations.
		You couldn't maybe like, which by the way, one of our people today bought them a Porsche.
		You couldn't buy them a Porsche or like buy them something that's like, you know, maybe the insurance is expensive, but no payments for a $400, you know, $500 a month insurance on a Porsche isn't that much money comparatively to spending $3,900 a month on a car payment, four grand.
		A Porsche is like $4,000 a month.
		It's like, well, yeah, but I don't have a four grand payment.
		It's like, I'm aware, and I have personally, I spend a lot of my own money on this company that that's made outside of this company.
		It's like a lot of these people, by the way, are like, I know somebody made $1.1 million selling Charlie Kirk shirts in one week, you know?
unidentified		And I know that they're, I know that.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Am I allowed to say?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, We're going to get people in trouble.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		All right.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'll stay quiet.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I've only made $1.1 million.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Stop giving me shots.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, but I'm saying what I'm saying with this information is it's like, yeah, sometimes I feel bad.
		And so like, sometimes, like, honestly, it sounds stupid.
		Like, I'll feel bad.
		Like, I'll make some money.
		Like, we're on Trump.
		I told you straight up.
		I'm like, hey, I just made some money lobbying for the Democratic Party.
		I'll buy everyone drinks.
		I'll buy food.
		Whatever.
		Like, we're just, I'm just going to pay for it because I feel bad.
		I actually have morals.
		I'm like, I feel bad.
		Like, I just made some money, quick cash tonight, lobbying.
		Here you go.
		Let's, let's have a good night.
		Let's have a good night.
		You know what I'm saying?
unidentified		You do.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You do take care of me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm saying, I'm saying, whatever.
		We'll just have a good night.
		But there's people out there that are making like $40 million a year that their staff costs like $600,000.
		Where does the $39.4 million go?
		By the way, they're getting taxed like $20 million, by the way.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So, but $20 million.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You got to send money to Israel, of course.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Where does it go?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If you're asking for citizenship, where does it go?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		We know where it goes.
		It goes overseas.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I think so.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Big time.
		And then we're in the middle of wars we shouldn't be in.
		And then your kids are gay.
		It's a whole thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, here's the deal.
		So, like, you know, I bring up money because I think it's really interesting with money with people.
		You know, I'm the poorest person that has the assets I have of anyone.
		I mean, it's genuinely not in a bad way.
		I mean, like, I just lost all my main, you know, resources and stuff.
		I'll be honest.
		Like, I posted, I was going to post today.
		You know, people are complaining about X payouts.
		You saw that guy who complained about getting $1,250 from a $187 million impression week.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That is kind of rough.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		But then X said, oops, and then sent him $10,000.
		Saw it?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, I didn't see it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's what happened.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's called like X Sumer, and like, look, I'm not gonna go down a lot of details, but it's like, yeah, money's fungible, it's it's it's made up, however, I think that the tell my landlord that money is made up.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I do not have to pay this rent, it is made up.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I swear, do not fall for it, buddy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I said my first car payment today after my car got stolen by a new car.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We can talk about funny, I'll tell you that.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's a different story.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'll tell you the funny one.
		My car got stolen.
		My car got stolen by blacks, and I had to make sure that that is true.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That is true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So that's a big problem.
		My car, my, I had a 225 M3 comp a few months old, six months old.
		I put 30 grand down, had a decent payment.
		Uh, why didn't buy it outright?
		Well, I've explained it.
		I'm like, I had to put, I put, well, put about 250 grand in this company.
		Yeah, spent a hundred grand like moving here.
		I spent like 500 grand a year.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So even just the studio alone.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I lost this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I paid for this myself.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So this whole studio, everything here, you own everything.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I pay for this all myself.
		So it's like, so it's like, it's like, it's like, hey, it was expensive.
		I had to do a lot of things.
		So I lost all my money.
		And I got my car stolen.
		And then I had to buy a new car.
		And I probably shouldn't have done that.
		But here's what it is.
		So people are doing well, but whatever.
		However, I'm fine.
		Whatever.
		I'm not worried about money.
		I'm not worried about whatever.
		But I'll tell you this.
		I'll tell you this.
		It's very important.
		Money's very important.
		A lot of people are getting a lot of money from random groups.
		And, you know, I've been offered about $2,000 this week.
		It's on a weekly basis, $2,000 this week to say things that are untrue about Israel.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They hit me with that, too.
		That's a whole different thing.
		They offered.
		They offered.
		I turned it down.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There isn't one of them.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Sorry, I can't sell my soul for shekels.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		One of the 12 groups that offer money.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Might have offered money.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We don't know which one.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We don't know.
unidentified		I don't know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm not getting into it, but we don't know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I turned it down.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Could have been an Israeli group, an NGO.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We don't know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But we'll just say this.
		We got offered money.
		And I was clarifying with people.
		I go, do you know what's crazy?
		I have a friend, a friend who works on X, has one of the largest accounts, several million followers.
		I have two friends actually who invited me to Israel.
		We're both Jewish, but it doesn't matter.
		I think that's cool.
		Cool.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Don't do it, bro.
		Don't sell your soul, my man.
		Everybody sells their soul.
		They go put their, they kiss the wall.
		They do what they can.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So one of our investors pays them to advertise on their Instagram.
		They're the biggest accounts.
		They're like not conservatives of TikTok.
		They're not, you know, they're not.
		I'm not going to say anything else.
		Not any of these people, but here's what I'm going to say.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Air it out.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know how much they're getting paid per post?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Huh?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		7,000?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you want on it?
		What do you want?
		Instagram or Twitter?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I know Twitter is going to be more because I'm on Instagram, quarter million followers, and I still deal bullshit.
		So I'm going to say Twitter, you get more.
		How much on Twitter?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, Instagram's more.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Instagram's more.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I get paid more on Instagram than on the Twitter.
		Do you want me to clarify my rates here?
		Maybe we should.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Air it out.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So I got paid $650 a tweet on Twitter.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I get paid $750 for a post on Instagram.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I need to call a few people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		For one post.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm not selling myself.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But no, no, I don't.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't sell myself.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You don't either.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I don't ever.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't ever.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Me and you've had a few talks.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I get offered.
		I could have a Rolls-Royce with the money to get offered to sell my soul.
		I just don't do it.
		I just don't do it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I can contest that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know that I don't, I don't take those, I don't take those campaigns.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's one thing I'll say.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I say a lot of things that piss you off, but yes, that is true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, you know, for a matter of fact, I do not take campaigns that go against my conscience.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I do not do it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, you do not.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'll never take blood money ever, ever, ever.
		I'll never take it.
		But it's like, yeah, well, when you're on a, when you're on a like, I have a friend who gets, I think last month, what did he say?
		He got like $175,000 last month between Instagram and X. Damn.
		$175,000 last month.
		$175,000.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He must have a big following.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he does.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And he's very Jewish.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Well, we can spot them out.
		You can see the difference between the people, man.
		Come on, let's be honest.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I've got a seen file release, too.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Damn.
		On that as well.
		Lolita Express.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		People like me actually kind of struggle comparatively to them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm not joking, but I'm not.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Which is a hoax.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm not upset about it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is that recently I was unironically pulled into a scam campaign?
		A friend of mine released some info to me, told me he had some inside info.
		I published some things about it.
		Turns out they end up using it in a paid campaign to lobby the public.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That I disagreed with vehemently.
		It actually destroyed my life in a lot of ways.
		I had nothing to do with the campaign or anything.
		All I'm going to say.
		And I got hoodwinked by my own friends.
		And they made a lot of money off of it.
		Now, they made like 100 grand off of it.
		I lost, and I lost in the year.
		If I would accumulate how much money I lost in the last 30 days, I lost about $200,000.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Easily.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, $200,000.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		For what we're doing, yes, non-Zionist organization.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, about $200,000 in the last 30 days.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I can see that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		About 200 grand.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I know that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Trying to do what's right.
		And it's really caused problems in my life.
		However, I'm not worried about it because I think doing what's right is what's important.
		And doing what's right is what matters.
		And I have friends who hoodwinked me, talked positively about a country that I hate using my work to support a narrative I hate.
		And then when they were called out for it, and rightfully so, they then announced the next day, I don't actually agree with that.
		And then everyone agreed with them.
		And they, they're like, that's crazy.
		And you make a, you make, these guys make like, like an average, uh, an average guy with about a million to two million followers on Instagram and a million or two million followers on X is making like four to six million dollars a year off of selling their influence.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's a lot of money.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you think?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's your thoughts?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I think I might get a holiday if I did it, but definitely not following along with it.
		We've seen that with a few others.
		They got holidays as well.
		But I'm not willing to sell my soul.
		You know, our time here is limited.
		Our time with God is everlasting.
		There's a huge difference.
		And what we have to do is we have to make sure that we are speaking the truth all the time to make sure that we're getting in the right direction.
		You know, it may be hard.
		You know, money sounds good.
		Trust me, it does because I don't even get paid here.
		Hopefully, I get a check eventually.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what it is?
		We're too old for this.
		I mean, like, what this company should be, honestly, is like, this is like actually Joey back there, too.
		It's like, imagine if I had which no one apparently here does this, but imagine if I had my house with five bedrooms and I just like was like, okay.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I share a bedroom with Joey.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm saying cuddles well, but imagine if like your salary was your salary and I was like, hey, everyone's living in my house.
		This is what Tim Cat said originally.
		I'm like, you all live in my house.
		50% of your food's covered.
		I'll make your dinners, you know, we'll split dinners.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		Look out for each other.
		Let's get it going.
		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Our studio, we're saving money.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So everyone gets a 10 with you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But everyone gets a 10% salary boost.
		Not only do you get free rent, but 10% salary boost because our studio is in the living room.
		You know what I'm saying?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're all hanging out and we're producing.
		That's what this basically needs.
		However, I'm very, very happy.
		Don't forget, guys, by the way, real fast, MyPillow, who's one of the sponsors of the show.
		Don't go anywhere for a second.
		Listen, MyPillow is excited to announce that they're having their biggest three-in-one sale ever with a limited edition product, back in stock, special, and close-out deal you won't find anywhere else.
		My pillow bed sheets are $29.88, any color, any style, even size 11 kings or even kings.
		Regular $120, only $29.88.
		Once they're gone, they're gone.
		You get a six-piece MyTowel set.
		Dude, you need towels, bro.
		Honestly, everyone needs more towels.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I still need my slippers, but that's a whole nother thing.
		Yes, towels as well.
		You have given me the towels, actually.
		I'm going to get it.
		I've been enjoying the towels very well.
		The sheets actually are one of my favorite because they're cooling.
		They make you feel relaxed.
		I really enjoy it.
		I can't, you know, Mike Lindell is himself.
		I appreciate him very much, all the work that he does.
		But no bullshit aside, it's actually very, very good material that they have.
		And you can tell the difference from sleeping with my pillow material versus the other ones.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		And if you violated my pillow, it's called a Joey.
		Anyway, you also get a, I'm going to tell you right now.
		So on my bed right now.
		So let me switch into a slightly offensive ad read because this is what I used to do.
		I've gone too formal now.
		And I feel like I've like messed up the formula.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You make me sick.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, like everyone's trying to tell me how to run my shows.
		Like, this is how I ran them.
		It's just normal person, crazy, drinking, whatever.
		It's like, people like that.
		People like normal people.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, normal.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		But they want us.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		See, the thing is, they like it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They want normal people.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		People smoke here?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I'm bringing it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They don't normal people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It has to be a vape.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But not actually.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't like vapes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You could be high on the show, but it has to be a vape.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, I got high before the show.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		But the whole thing is, yes, I agree with you completely.
unidentified		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want to say, like, listen, so I have the robe.
		The robe is like a heavy towel.
		It's a heavy, it's a heavy robe.
		It's my favorite thing that I own from them.
		I'll be honest.
		I have two goose down feather pillows and two my pillow pillows.
		I put the my pillow pillows on top of the goose feather pillows Because the goose feather, if you sleep all night, they like give you that tight thing on the floor.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Well, it conforms to you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know that shit that you get when you're like, I need you to actually massage my neck, actually, Joey, afterwards.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm so stuck.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Hashtag, we all know what that is.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, he's actually a doctor, honestly.
		But it's like, I hate.
		Do you know every ad read I did for for slightly effects was just talking about shit?
		It wasn't like it was never scripted.
		It was just this.
		Yeah, I have fucking shit.
		I lay down the pillow.
		But here's the deal.
		This sounds like a really pretty privileged thing, but it's like the big house, four bedrooms upstairs, one bedroom downstairs, and I have a long townhouse on the water.
		It's very nice, and I'm very grateful for it.
		However, like, it's just confusing.
		Like, like, James will keep me in producer lives with me.
		I have Ozpil come in his girlfriend.
		I'm always moving bathrooms.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Shout out to Ozpil.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I like Ozpill a lot.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There's four bathrooms.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm moving around.
		Dude, like, I often just like keep my robe on the back of my desk and then I just use it as a towel and I wash and bleach it.
		It's like, it's like a towel slash robe.
		So if you're one of those things, man, if you're like me and you're like a man who like runs his own, why are we on him?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm shaking my head.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If you're one of those men who, like, it's like, dude, I'll go to sleep naked.
		I'll like walk out of my room.
		By the way, there's no, there's no kids here right now.
		It's just men.
		I'll walk out and the bro, like, dude, why are you like pissing naked?
		It's like, fuck you.
		I'll do whatever I want.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, that's how I live my life.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, fuck you.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is my house.
		I pay the rent, you bitch.
		Fuck you.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'll go head of the household.
unidentified		Right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But it's like, there's no kids there, no wife.
		My family's in Australia.
		And I'll just go in, no sister-in-law.
		It's like, dude, sorry, you're my brother-in-law.
		You're my best friend.
		You're my guest.
		What are you gay?
		You're afraid to be pissing in my bathroom, like walking down the hallway and going piss in the middle of the night, like naked.
		All right, die.
		But I go out there and it's like, dude, I have found so much cohesion just wearing that robe.
		It keeps me warm.
		I keep my house like 60 degrees at night.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Bray.
		It's a heavy one, too, right?
		Like, it feels good.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's weighted.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You got to get one.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I have to.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Just write the company.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They'll send you whatever you want.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to write them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm in.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I have slippers.
		I have pillows.
		I have sheets.
		I have everything.
		Mypillow.com.
		Honestly, you got to have, you got to have the products.
		They're like pretty amazing.
		Pro-America company.
		Get your discount with the code Elijah.
unidentified		All right.
unidentified		Sorry.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That was totally a side note.
		Someone says the most homosexual MyPillow ad in history.
		No, but I'm saying, like, feelings like, oh, why'd you like, you know, oh, like, you know, I was grabbing water at 2 a.m. and you went to go walk to the bathroom naked.
		It's like, when did guys get weird with that shit?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I get it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I, I, okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		In my house.
unidentified		Okay.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's your, it's your house.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The only one who pays the rent.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's your house.
		You pay the bills.
		I still don't understand why you do it in the office.
		Like, it'd be like 2 p.m.
		Not on board with that at all.
		I really wish you would stop.
		I really wish.
		Can we get ones in the chat?
		If he should stop, please do not put two.
unidentified		Notice who said wild script for the ad read.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hey, noticer.
		Where are you?
		Can you please call me?
		I'd like, I have two Cuban cigars that I smuggled from El Salvador.
		JK didn't do that.
		Yeah, never at my house.
		I'd love to have a Cuban cigar with you.
		I have like four cigars.
		I'd love to have scarf this year.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I love noticing right now.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm in.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want a cigar.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want a cigar.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Cigar it up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because I may have a faction.
unidentified		What do you hold up?
unidentified		Sorry.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		With the hollow tips.
		Could you imagine people that travel and actually put clips in their bag?
		Have we ever had that happen?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, don't say clips.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're going to get the whole gun community mad at you.
unidentified		I'm not joking.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Sorry.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know about this?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You say you have clips instead of a magazine.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Magazine.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It got us in trouble, though, at TSA.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's get some more clips here.
		Give me a second.
		So, check this out.
		Everyone's tired of the fatigue.
		Watch this and tell me what you think.
		Some individuals were borrowing some products.
unidentified		watch.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Keep it up.
		Muted.
		You know what's crazy?
		Those are canned goods.
		So, so I want to talk about this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So we was case.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I have a really branding problem right now in this entire community.
		It's like my entire brand was, I was like chaotic, had an insane personality.
		So I was talking to the Blaze TV CEO the other day, and I was talking to Andrew Colvett, CEO, or I guess he's not the CEO anymore or anything, but of Turning Point.
		I'm friends with these people because I was talking to staff in our company.
		I was saying, here's one thing I can tell you about our company.
		Everybody knows, despite how irate, erratic, and sane I am.
		If you could be a one-on-one, I'm pretty reasonable.
		I'm not putting out sponsing.
		I'll talk to you.
		Okay, yeah, what's going on?
		How can we remedy you?
		I'm not like aloof, right?
		I'm like, okay, I didn't know what you're doing with that.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He signed my checks.
		So this is a tough one.
		No, no, no jokes aside.
		Yes, you are very fair.
		You are very for us.
		And I'm not just saying that because I want to raise.
		But yes, yes, you are there very much for us.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What I meant is like, yeah, like I'm like, you know, hey, listen, man.
		Like, and I'm very, I think I'm like too transparent on money where I'm like, here's where I'm making my money.
		Here's how much I make from this company.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I cry a little bit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but it's like, it's like, it's like, hey, I'm not going to apologize because I make money in other ways in this company.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You shouldn't.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And I'm not going to.
		But I'm also not even selfish.
		I tell you, here's how you can make money other places, right?
		I'm trying to tell you, here's their places you can bring in money.
		But at the same time, I feel like what we should be focused on is making good content.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And slightly offensive.
		It's always done very well.
		This show is always done very well.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, it's always done very well.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It has.
		It has.
		People like real stuff.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, people just don't like niggers and Jews.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		What about the Jeets?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I deny that statement.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You forgot Jeets.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, that's a very negative.
		I'm going to say that's a very inappropriate statement.
		I don't like that statement.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He does.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't like the statement.
		But they don't like that.
		That statement is very much like, no, I'm saying that's what they say.
		And I think we should condemn that.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Condemn it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		A moment of silence, please, to condemn people who use the N-word, J-word, and Indian word.
		I think we gotta tell right-wing watch everyone.
		We hate those words.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We hate those words.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We hate them.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We're actually doing a moment of silence.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're actually anti-racist.
unidentified		We are.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Are we done?
unidentified		No?
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There we go.
		Well, we're not getting any sound.
		Anyways.
		Yeah, it's very, very bad.
		Long enough.
unidentified		Okay.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We're back.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		I'm about to take my shirt off.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Please do not.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, now you're mad.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm taking my shirt off.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You do it all day?
		You think I want it now?
		It's literally all day.
		Okay, just do it.
		It's all day.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Are we doing it?
		I don't know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		The weird part is you always ask Brayden to take his shirt off.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That is weird.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's like, okay, we got a super chat.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Ones in the chat.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		What I need right now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hold up.
		One's in the chat to take my shirt off.
		I'm not even in good shape, by the way, right now.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Please no, and please put it together.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		One's in the chat of saying yes.
		I'm watching no.
		Let's talk.
		Late night comedy show.
		Let's talk about this.
		One in the chat of yes.
		Twos if no.
		We will get this.
		This will be clipped for sure.
		But I take my shirt off all the time on these shows.
		That was just part of the uh, you know, ones.
		We have uh, we have ones, twos, and threes now.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		All right, what's the three?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, it's all ones.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God, why did you do it?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, I see twos.
unidentified		Do not see two, two, two, two, one.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I do not appreciate you.
unidentified		Come in, look at this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		What do you got multiple ones for?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You want them to keep taking it off?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you, what do you?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
unidentified		This is all ones now.
unidentified		It's all.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
		This is terrible.
		This is terrible.
unidentified		It's all ones.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Guys.
		Oh, God.
		We're screwed as a country.
		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Can we get some of my music, some strip music, please?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, where's that's what I thought.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's the sound effect we needed.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Top left.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Why do you do this to me?
unidentified		Go to him.
unidentified		Go to him.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't want no part of this.
unidentified		I want nothing to do with this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I said twos, and you didn't listen.
		You didn't press two.
		Can I get more twos so we get them to put it back on?
		Can we get twos to put it back on?
		I see a two.
unidentified		I see two, I only see one one.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I do not.
		I see another two.
		This is this is not what.
		Oh my god.
		I should get paid extra for this.
		I literally should.
		This is terrible.
		Oh my God.
		Oh my God.
		No pelvic thrust.
unidentified		Nobody wants the pelvic thrust.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it continues.
		I see a lot of twos, bro.
		I see threes and twos.
		Can threes listen, twos and threes, can we unite and say this is not right?
		Can we?
		Threes and twos, can we get together and say, please put your shirt on?
unidentified		That's me.
unidentified		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm just saying.
unidentified		Sure.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Just saying.
		Unity.
		Aye.
		Put the sausage nipples away.
		We are back.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're here.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Why do I work here?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I see a lot of twos.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, twos.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's all one two.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Thank you.
		I appreciate you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's all one.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We got a five.
		They want extreme.
		Normally he films with his pants off, so I'm happy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you guys even understand that, by the way?
		By the way, Neil Paul said, win slightly offensive.
		I miss this edge.
		Do you realize, like, Rift is a show that would listen to your ones and twos?
		This is a show that does the opposite.
		It's like, it's like, we don't care.
		Like, my drops make you mad.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I care, people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is someone said, you love it, Hennessy.
		Protects one set.
		Two protects one set.
		You love it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I love how you're specifically taking which ones.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Degeneracy, someone accepted Israeli money.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Like, badge bunny, two, Like, like, shout out to you.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We got a few others in here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Someone said, bro, takes a ton of the Royds.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Rage Buddy worries.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		My body's actually not Royd body.
		In fact, I like Dick Royds.
		P187 and some things.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There's something like real Royds I'd like to take, but I don't take them because I don't want to have a hard time.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Also, like, yeah, that's like everyone's so offended by the stupidest shit.
unidentified		You know what I say to you?
unidentified		What do you say?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We have 12,000 watching live right now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That is.
		Yeah.
		12,000 twos.
		What the hell?
		Let me rape Joey.
unidentified		Let me go ahead and See, maybe you're recording Joey's on the soundboard to hit that.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		All right, go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, let me get uh let me get the uh chat here real fast.
		Hold up.
		So I'm throwing the uh chat in here.
unidentified		Thank you, third coast, Texas toast.
unidentified		Yeah, third.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We love Henny.
unidentified		No, that's the best part.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You say that there's gonna be a problem.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Hennessy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, let me go.
		Let me go to some uh some chats here.
		Yeah, do you guys know about Tom Hennessy actually here, real fast?
		Tom Hennessy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Who's Tom Hennessy?
unidentified		Bring us up.
unidentified		He's a throw down.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'll fight.
		That's Tom Hennessy.
		Oh, it's terrible.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, his profile picture is fake, but he's a very good, cool guy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Very good.
unidentified		Is he?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		I don't know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		There's only one Hennessy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, hold up.
unidentified		Let me bring this up.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		All right.
unidentified		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's start with some of the stuff.
		All right.
		So, like, look, I'm not into the Trump glazing, but I thought it was kind of cool.
		Trump was with his daughter.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's his granddaughter, isn't it?
		Yeah, yeah.
		Yeah.
		Mendoza, calm down.
		No more van man right now.
unidentified		How has it been in the White House so far?
		It's been great.
		Having a good time.
		We're doing a great job.
		I stop seven wars.
		Yeah.
		Seven.
		And hopefully, we get Putin and Zelensky to stop killing everybody.
		Yeah.
		It's been very good.
		Congress has been great.
		Dude, listen, that's how you have to talk to women.
		Like, dude, there's times, by the way, so my wife.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I mean, that was a lot of gaslighting.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So my wife's in Australia with my kids.
		And, dude, you know me.
		I love my kids.
		Like, look, I might not be the best husband in the world.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You have some good.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Two really good kids.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But you know, I love my boys.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They do.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They're good kids.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I love my boys.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And they love you too.
		Every day, my son goes, Where's Mike?
		He's two.
		Where's Mike?
		Show me Mike.
		He loves, he loves you.
		And you're a good, like, good uncle figure.
		And here's the deal: so is Earl.
		Earl's a good uncle.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We love, we love Earl.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Very good.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Shout out to Earl.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Shout out.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Very good uncle.
		But also, great tea.
		But, but you know what I'm saying?
		You know how young, like, as you get older, you become sensitive to the plight of young boys.
		You're like, it's a young boy, you know, I'm on meetings and stuff.
		You go, you know, he wants some time.
		I could give him a little time and play with diggers and toys with him.
		Like, you know how the boys work.
		The boys need men to be interested in them.
		That's always what it is.
		Young boys need older men to be interested in them.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Strong figures.
		Yeah.
		There's a difference from men and women.
		We have different things.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So they don't need a lot of time with us.
		Like, he's met you like maybe like 20 times.
		And every time I come, he goes, Where's Mike?
		Where's Mike?
		Because you showed interest in my son.
		And he's like, Your boys want interest.
		They like, oh, you know, like, it's like why T-ball exists because like it's stupid.
		It's a T-ball, but it's like, you just want your dad to watch you hit a ball and run.
		You know, it's like you want, but your uncles, like, and then, and then I feel like I've been getting challenged by white people recently.
		Like, well, what do you mean?
		Like, your operations manager watches.
		What do you mean, your uncle Earl watches up and goes, dude?
		Kids are raised by villages.
		Like, like, men would have to go off to travel for business for three months.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And I want to know: do I have an uncle around?
		Do I have a co-worker around?
		Like, hey, man, can I get you to show up at my house once a week, twice a week, and hang out with my kids for an hour and take them to go play baseball and soccer?
		Like, life used to be very different back then, right?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So I'm saying, like, and vice versa.
		Same thing with you.
		It's like, it's like, I'm like, hey, man, you have to go for a week up to New York.
		You'd be like, hey, man, could you just like, you or one of the boys show up to my house and hang out with my sons and play some ball with them, hang out?
		Absolutely.
		Like, you need men, not necessarily your dad or just your uncle, but you need men in your life to be an example.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Strong figures.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You need strong male figures in your life.
		I think there's a lot of people that don't get that.
		Like, I pay for men to be in my life.
		I have employees, have uncles, have things.
		I live a very busy life.
		I have to travel a lot to do a lot of things.
		But it's like, I'm paying a very, very interesting thing so that, you know, maybe on a Friday, I might be there for an hour in the morning and I have to fly out to DC.
		But I know my kids go to bed.
		My uncle's, their uncle's there.
		And then they wake up in the morning.
		And then one of my employees, they come with the uncle to the work and they're going to watch the movies and hang out.
		Like with boys, it's the same thing.
		It's like, I don't need you to talk to every day.
		I don't need to talk to you.
		Boys need strong men in their lives.
		Very strong men.
		And I think people just forgot about village raising.
		Because think about this.
		It's like, I don't need, like, I might have to.
		This is not actually true.
		It's like, what if I have to go to war in World War I, World War II?
		What if I have to go to war in the future and be gone for three years to fight a war we lost?
		Do you have a grandpa?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you have, do you have friends?
		Do you have men who are strong and be like, yo, I'll be your male figure?
		Men need strong men in their lives.
		Not necessarily their dads every day, but their dads have to believe in them.
		Their dads have to care about them.
		Their dads have to be in their lives and care that they're strong.
		We have a very corrupt system now.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we do.
		Well, you can see the excitement too.
		The big thing with your kids is they're always excited to spend time with you.
		They're always excited to say, hey, it's me and dad time.
		So that's great.
		And the good thing is, you didn't go for milk and not come home.
		That's always a plus.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, for real.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Which is like death to all Jews.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		And we still need time with locals.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So shout out to locals again.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're going to go to locals actually right now.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		And you get a free month from what I heard.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Is that correct?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If you go to locals, let me grab it real fast.
unidentified		Give me one second.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If we go to locals, we have to can we're not here.
		Live streams ended.
		So can we get a live stream started?
		Can they start the live stream?
unidentified		What?
unidentified		what do you mean what is just go to him It doesn't matter.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's recording.
unidentified		We'll get it up.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Technical difficulties, which we usually have.
		So, but no, no, you're right.
		Absolutely.
		It's good to have strong male figures in your children's lives.
		We already know that as well.
		They try to pull away from that.
		But men and women, we have totally difference.
		And women can offer so much as far as the nurturing, the loving effect.
		But as far as us men go, you know, we show strength.
		We show so much difference between the two, but both should be acknowledged in a way that we enjoy it.
		And I completely understand.
		No, and I see.
unidentified		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Those are traditions, but those are traditions we got away from completely.
		Listen, we're going to head over to locals right now.
		Get a free month, fill it out, make sure Elijah's walking behind me.
		But yes, make sure.
unidentified		Hold up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Go to RFT.
unidentified		If you're watching our tells me, we're doing a special unit.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He's on mute him.
		Um, sorry, it's hashtag Joey's first time.
		Can we unmute him?
		Yeah, thank you.
		There you go.
		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So go here.
		We've got 10,000 watching on that.
		We've got 31 watching on YouTube.
		Someone said this is a quality expect from Elijah's stream.
		Yeah, this is what I used to do.
		I used to be like racist and sad.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I have to keep talking because we're having trouble, to be honest with you.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so since when was Elijah loud back on air?
		Yeah, it didn't.
		So, by the way, here's two things.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So if you're watching on a, on, um, if you're watching on a on YouTube, hit the link that I put.
		Subscribe to our new YouTube channel.
		You have to subscribe.
		Please, please, please subscribe.
		There's only a few hundred watching, but please subscribe to our new YouTube channel.
		If you're watching on Rumble, I'll put it here too.
		Subscribe to our new YouTube channel, but we'll be on locals only.
		ElijahSafer.locals.com.
		Please go there.
		A free month with promo code Rift.
		I'm throwing this here real fast.
		Shout out.
		Is it started?
		Is it not started?
		What's going on?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Hashtag rape Joey.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Answers.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, let's go to Be Right Back and we'll see you in a second.
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michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Love to see you there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If you see this here, let me open this up real fast.
		Snowflake underscore news right here.
		Check this out.
		Bring up the screen, full screen.
		You can follow him here.
		Snowflake underscore news.
		It's amazing.
		Follow him here on the web.
		Grow.
		Follow him on Instagram.
		Same thing.
		And if you're watching, we'll see you right back.
		Go to Be Right Back and then we'll see you on locals.
		I love Locals.
		We'll be right back.

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