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Participants
Main
b
braeden cooper sorbo
07:54
e
elijah schaffer
01:16:31
Appearances
c
charlie kirk
tpusa 03:51
m
michael hennessey
03:52
m
michael mendoza
02:34
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vivek ramaswamy
r 03:00
Clips
a
alex jones
infowars 00:21
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Speaker Time Text
Christianity And The American Faith 00:02:20
unidentified
Christ is God, and there is no other God.
He is a part of the Holy Trinity, and any other God is a demon, and it's false.
How can you represent the constituents of Ohio who are 64% Christian if you are not a part of that faith?
If you are an Indian, a Hindu, coming from a different culture, different religion than those who founded this country, those who grew this country, built this country, made this country the beautiful thing that it is today.
What are you conserving?
You are bringing change.
I'll be 100% honest with you.
Christianity is the one truth.
Christian voices should be the main voice of America.
And I want to know basically why you seem to be, and I don't mean to be horribly offensive, but why you seem to be masquerading as a Christian.
Familiar with the Ten Commandments?
You call yourself a Hindu, but you also call yourself a Christian.
I don't call myself Christian.
I call myself a Hindu.
vivek ramaswamy
I'm not running to be pastor of Ohio.
I'm running to be governor of Ohio, and I didn't run to be pastor of America.
I ran to be president of the United States of America.
unidentified
What's your faith?
I'm a Christian.
Follower of Jesus.
Great.
vivek ramaswamy
Do you believe in the Holy Trinity?
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit?
unidentified
I think a lot of people here do.
Good.
vivek ramaswamy
And that doesn't make you a polytheist, does it?
unidentified
Probably not, no?
Great.
vivek ramaswamy
And so, in my faith, I believe there's one true God.
He resides in all of us, and he appears in different forms, but it's one true God.
So I'm an ethical monotheist.
That's the way I would describe my faith.
Do you think it's inappropriate for someone who's a Hindu to be, say, a U.S. president?
unidentified
No, I think it's no.
Well, you'll be honest.
Isn't Hinduism because you're an Indian?
I can ask yourself that Hinduism believes in Shiva and what is it?
The flute.
The flute.
God, I forgot.
I forget.
Right, Krishna, who's here thinking of, yeah, Krishna.
But isn't Charlie Kirk's organization founded on Christian values as well?
And isn't the United States of America also, you know, based on what Protestantism is, and based on how those values are, wouldn't that contradict what your beliefs are?
Promoting Coffee with Confetti 00:05:22
vivek ramaswamy
Like I said, I'm not here to justify my faith to you any more than you are to me, but what I do share is the value set this country was founded on.
And I think that it's really important that we not reinvent the founding of this country and what it was actually all about.
alex jones
I just shave for what?
elijah schaffer
Welcome back to the Rift Live, Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7 p.m. Eastern Time.
unidentified
We got some cheers.
Thank you so much.
Ladies and gentlemen, here's some confetti made, perhaps as well.
Confetti of color.
We love it.
It stayed.
elijah schaffer
It's right in my face.
The way that I like it, it's got back from a college town from Gainesville, Florida, where I was accused of being an anti-Semite by a Jewish professor.
But she didn't know that my Pokemon card was in my sleeve.
Previous Jewish producer, Todd Siegel, was there at the event and said, Hey, Charizard, I'm Pikachu, and he's not an anti-Semite.
Ladies and gentlemen, joining me today are other people accused of horrible crimes against the Jewish community, but they are innocent.
I swear to God.
Joining me today is Rift TV contributor and producer, Michael Hennessy.
unidentified
Welcome back.
michael hennessey
Hey, happy to be here.
Thank you to everybody over in Gainesville.
We really appreciate you having us out there.
I think it was a good, uh, good event that we had.
We did have the one lady kind of yell at us a little bit, but overall, it was good, and I appreciate the claps.
I've seen I got a bunch of claps in there, just clap every time I talk.
unidentified
So thank you.
Awesome.
elijah schaffer
And of course, joining us to continue talking about this stuff is Rift TV contributor as well.
unidentified
RiftTV.com.
elijah schaffer
Brady Serbo, author of Embrace Masculinity.
unidentified
Welcome back.
braeden cooper sorbo
Hey, it's good to be back.
You know, fun little trip.
And, you know, I am sort of the reason that she went to the event, as she stated.
So I do take partial responsibility, a little bit of the blame.
But, you know, what can you do?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and then if we get a chance, if you can have Joey someone unplug the cords here, it's the charge cords that are causing the feedback there on the microphones.
All right, let's talk about something very important today.
So we're on a speaking tour right now, particularly.
We are on a tour.
It's called the We Will Not Shut Up Tour.
It is happening right now across the country.
We were at the University of Florida in Gainesville.
We had quite a big event, actually, for our size.
We don't have millions of dollars.
We don't have all of the effects and whatnot.
But we do have a sponsorship from Uncensored AI.
Let's give a shout out to Uncensored AI, who has given us $10,000 and continue to sponsor us to make this happen.
That's even less than what most speakers charge us to show up.
But we're doing this for the people.
You can see the picture here.
We had a good group of people.
That's one half of the room over here.
We had another half.
A lot of Chads, a lot of individuals.
And of course, don't forget the number one Chad's here.
Exactly.
unidentified
Exactly.
michael hennessey
Save some for the rest of us.
unidentified
I mean, come on.
Wow.
elijah schaffer
It's a Groiper meetup, but it was for me.
It makes me feel interesting.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so we had a great discussion.
We got confronted.
We were out there and we noticed something very interesting.
You know, we don't, we're doing a living memorial right now of Charlie Kirk, but we are not getting the funding that people like Charlie Kirk get.
And it's because we are bringing a message that is not what Vivek Ramaswamy is presenting.
And I'm going to explain that because there is a PSYOP going on.
For Charlie was murdered, there's a coup attempt intellectually inside of Turning Point to move away from the direction Charlie was moving and to hijack it to promote Hinduism and to promote demon worship.
And it's actually true.
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unidentified
I don't have anything in mind.
elijah schaffer
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unidentified
Damn it.
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unidentified
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Declaration Of Independence Quotes 00:13:35
elijah schaffer
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So we're jumping into the story today.
We had a question here.
I want to just play that very briefly.
unidentified
Check this out.
Hi, Vivek.
You would profess to be a conservative, correct?
vivek ramaswamy
I'm a proud conservative.
unidentified
It's frozen.
Just reset it.
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
The screen itself is frozen?
michael mendoza
I think the NDI got froze.
unidentified
All right, cool.
Okay, wait.
michael mendoza
It's fine now, I think.
unidentified
Okay, we're back.
All right, check it out.
Coming from a different culture, different religion, and those who founded this country, those who grew this country, built this country, made this country the beautiful thing that it is today.
What are you conserving?
You are bringing change.
I'll be 100% honest with you.
Christianity is the one truth.
Jesus Christ is God, and there is no other God.
He is part of the Holy Trinity, and any other God is a demon, and it's false.
How can you represent the constituents of Ohio who are 64% Christian if you are not a part of that faith?
vivek ramaswamy
Like I said, I'm not here to justify my faith to you any more than you are to me.
But what I do share is the value set this country was founded on.
And I think that it's really important that we not reinvent the founding of this country and what it was actually all about.
The founding fathers, they had an opportunity. to write a religious code just like most other nations in human history.
All right, founded either on a monarch or a particular faith or a particular lineage.
That's where most nations in human history are founded.
Not America.
We are the only country in human history where there is a set of civic ideals that brought together a divided polyglot group of people 250 years ago, where freedom of conscience was a core belief set of our founding fathers.
unidentified
All the way Thomas Jefferson.
You know who he is?
You know what document he signed?
The Declaration of Independence.
Yeah.
vivek ramaswamy
And what was his belief system?
unidentified
He was a deist.
He was a deist.
vivek ramaswamy
Our third president, the man who signed this nation into existence, was a deist.
unidentified
Do you know who Benjamin Franklin is?
Yes.
vivek ramaswamy
Do you know what his belief system was?
unidentified
He was Quaker, yes.
vivek ramaswamy
He was also a deist similar to Thomas Jefferson.
So what I think that we often do is we talk about U.S. history.
I have a better suggestion.
It's actually consider reading U.S. history.
Consider studying U.S. history.
Learn the founding of our country.
And that's what made our founders, I believe, the most extraordinary people known to the history of man.
We would do well to actually respect their legacy rather than to reinvent some sort of imitative version of every other nation in human history.
unidentified
That's not us.
I'm sorry.
vivek ramaswamy
That's what makes America great.
And that's why I am proud to be an American.
This is the country that I will die fighting for if I have to, because it stands for those ideals.
unidentified
And that's why we're here.
Right.
vivek ramaswamy
So keep Ryan and pledge allegiance to the flag, my friend.
unidentified
Thank you.
Of course, Christ is king.
But my response to that would be the same way that my church would let a practicing Hindu, a practicing Muslim, a practicing Jew come in and enter and worship with us on a Sunday morning.
That person would not be allowed membership.
And I'm not saying don't give other religions citizenship.
I'm just saying you can have freedom of religion in an extremely religious environment.
And that is what our founding fathers intended.
If you look at the structure of our government, it is a replication, a mirror of the structure of Reformed churches in America in that time.
Absolutely.
vivek ramaswamy
I think our nation was founded on Judeo-Christian principles.
The question is, what are those values?
They're the values enshrined in the Ten Commandments.
Do we share those values in common?
You're darn right we do.
And I think that people of most faiths across this country share those values in common.
What we're failing to do is actually standing for those values in the government as it actually runs.
And so, you know, what I suggest is study U.S. history, study what made the country great.
And if you think Thomas Jefferson or Benjamin Franklin were not eligible to be founders or leaders of the country because they were deists, then you and I respectfully have a difference of opinion.
And yet the beauty of our country is we're still able to have that difference of opinion and still call ourselves fellow citizens.
unidentified
Thank you, my friend.
All right?
Thank you very much.
Okay.
That's just crazy.
elijah schaffer
There's so much to talk about here.
So the Vek Ramaswamy, everybody knows he hates me.
His security assaulted me physically at the RNC.
unidentified
That's nice.
elijah schaffer
Threw me to the ground.
While trying to ask him a question.
He's not a good guy.
I've known he's not good from the very beginning.
He got into politics through wealth.
He got his wealth by scamming and shorting his own stockholders.
Stole their money.
unidentified
He's a thief.
elijah schaffer
Now, I was shocked to find out the Indians are scamming people.
unidentified
That's unheard of.
I was shocked.
What?
elijah schaffer
I thought these guys were just peaceful people who pooped in streets.
I like to keep that mindset, too.
michael hennessey
And from that video, people that wear a lot of makeup.
I mean, look how much that's caked on that.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
He's really trying to play the part.
elijah schaffer
They said, what would you like us to make you look like?
He said, cadaver.
The makeup artist said, say no more.
So we have a cadaver of a man.
Let's just call him a Cadindian.
He's a cadaver Indian.
So you have this dead guy with no soul.
This is exactly what we're talking about.
unidentified
An AI politician.
elijah schaffer
This is what I keep calling AI politicians.
You're these people that see what a Republican should be, but exemplify nothing of what an American is.
And that's who we get.
Brillin Hollyhand is a good example of this.
Brelon Hollyhand, I might even like him less than Vivek Ramaswamy, to be completely honest.
But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt because he's young.
I would love to talk to him.
I'll say this.
People go out and they're like, you know, I'll just put on a cowboy hat and I'll drink a shiner beer and I'll tell people.
I'll tell people, you know, we really care about free speech.
It's like, hey, but I have a quick question, though.
Don't you worship demons?
It's like, well, I mean, wasn't Thomas Jefferson a guy who believed that God left the world alone?
That's what like a deist is.
That God made the world left alone.
That he believes in the same God as you will.
I believe in demons.
And that's pretty similar to you Americans.
You know, the American way of life is demon worship with a little bit of shiner beer and a whole lot of cowboy.
Hey, Vivek, you're going to have to leave, sir.
I'm going to have to just, I'm going to, I'm sorry.
unidentified
Walk over to the bright line.
elijah schaffer
I should have bright line here.
I'll bring all you know what you talk about.
michael hennessey
I'll bring all of an accent, but yeah.
elijah schaffer
more like it i'll be bringing the dream for going to a book out of town mouth of the rat with the judy hoodies okay He's like this, but he says that.
He goes, you know, but he's like, you know, I'm one of these people.
He is an Indian Ben Shapiro, if you have to ask me.
And I think it's crazy that you have this guy who's an anchor baby, who's who's cosplaying a trad American guy, Christian.
We have a problem where people who are not Christian are cosplaying Christians.
People who are not white are trying to act white.
And they are trying to steal our birthright.
They are trying to rob our country.
unidentified
Ohio.
Ohio.
elijah schaffer
You're going to put a demon Indian guy running Ohio?
unidentified
Excuse me.
elijah schaffer
But the Republican Party just put Xavier Randiso as the RNC Youth Advisory Council, a black guy with blonde hair that looks like he's a character from the fifth element.
braeden cooper sorbo
They did that with the Democrat Party did that with the obese chick Olivia Juliana.
They just put people that they're like, this is someone who will reach the youth.
The young men want a 300-pound rolling woman.
And then they're going the Gen Z men.
You know what they want on the right?
They want Xavier DeRusso.
unidentified
I don't even know how to say his last name.
I think it's DeRusso.
braeden cooper sorbo
They want a gay black man who loves.
unidentified
Hell yeah, we do.
Yes, we do.
I agree.
braeden cooper sorbo
I know all of the chat agrees with me too.
We want more gay black men.
Bring back Rob Smith.
unidentified
Bring him back.
The other ones.
elijah schaffer
More like flip him around on his back.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
michael hennessey
Didn't you say they gave him a holiday or something as well?
elijah schaffer
True story.
Max Blumenthal of Gray Zone reported, true story.
Hallendell, Florida, which is a beach about south of Fort Lauderdale, from what I understand, about 30 minutes from this studio, did something that we are all grateful for that we were all asking.
unidentified
Check this out.
elijah schaffer
This is not a joke.
The city of Hollandale Beach, Florida, has officially named September 29th Xavier Day In honor of Israeli-sponsored online influencer, Xavier de Rousseau.
Why do I keep calling him Randusau?
I have no idea.
DuRousseau of PragerU.
The city commission draped an Israeli flag over the American flag during the ceremony.
You can see here that they, there's Xavier with his in-sync Justin Timberlake 2001 popcorn haircut.
His hair looks like the ceiling of a non-remodeled 1980s LA apartment ceiling.
Popcorn.
Whoever decided that that was good for apartments, please.
You are literally classing yourself out.
But anyway, did everyone else here grow up with popcorn ceilings?
unidentified
Because I did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I had them growing up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you had a hard life.
They also call that Xavier's hairdo.
unidentified
It's true.
They called it.
He doesn't just have a day.
elijah schaffer
He has a ceiling architectural pattern.
braeden cooper sorbo
Designed after him.
Or did he design himself after the ceiling pattern?
unidentified
And they overtook.
This is not a joke.
Oh, wow.
They put it right over the American.
elijah schaffer
They overtook the American flag.
unidentified
Oh, I didn't see that.
elijah schaffer
And failed the American flag in the six-point Bothamet star of Satan.
unidentified
Okay.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's actually the seal of Solomon.
It's what, because Solomon was given power over the demons as the smartest man ever, which is why.
Well, I'm just if the lady's watching, so she understands the history of it.
michael mendoza
Brayden, listen.
unidentified
I know your mother.
You know, when you say stuff like that, I'm going to get a phone call after this.
Oh, you definitely are.
She was like shaking.
braeden cooper sorbo
I do genuinely feel bad because she was very sweet and she was genuinely concerned.
You could tell without.
elijah schaffer
It was so funny when she called us all like flagrant anti-Semites and I felt cool for a moment.
I was like, I could have told her, I said, you know, we're not that cool.
It's like, let's not, we're not that cool.
unidentified
We're not anti-Semites.
Like, you know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
But I'm not against anti-Semites.
I just mean like I'm a freedom of speech guy.
I'm like, say what you want.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You can be a pro-Semite or an anti-Semite.
unidentified
I'll support you both.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
However, maybe not.
braeden cooper sorbo
We had a pretty good answer, anyways.
We're like, well, do you deserve, you know, home?
It's like, conquer it.
unidentified
That's all I am.
braeden cooper sorbo
I'm a pro-whoever conquers without help.
unidentified
Correct.
Okay.
But we won't go there yet.
We're not going to go there yet.
elijah schaffer
But I will say, there's a proclamation of the city of Hallandale giving the day to Xavier, which, by the way, I think we should give him an entire year.
Whereas the city of Hallendale Beach is home to a large Jewish and Israeli-American community and has witnessed anti-Semitic incidents.
And Xavier DeRousseau has shared his personal journey embracing Zionism and speaking out for the Jewish people and the state of Israel despite facing personal attacks and vitriol.
Whereas, through speeches, engagement, and advocacy, Mr. DeRousseau has fostered dialogue, raised awareness of Jewish communities and the state of Israel, countered anti-Semitism, stood in solidarity with families affected by violence, and called for respect and protection of Jewish citizens at home and abroad.
Whereas, during his lifetime in Israel, Israel, or his time in Israel, Mr. DuRousseau witnessed the daily reality, getting your asshole blown out of six-foot-tall Israeli men in Tel Aviv.
Nah, it doesn't say that.
The daily reality of Israeli families living under the threat of attack and was deeply moved by seeing a mother comfort her frightened child amid explosions.
An experience that impressed him upon his profound resilience of the Jewish people.
Whereas, I don't think we should finish reading this.
In the aftermath of October 7th massacre, Mr. DuRousseau was appalled to see online narratives turning against Israel.
Whereas Mr. DeRousseau resolved to confront the anti-Israel narrative, affirming the importance of raising awareness of Israel's struggle.
Now, therefore, I, Joy F. Cooper, mayor of the city of Hallendale Beach, Florida, on behalf of the City Commission, do hereby proclaim.
Somebody said this verbally, you know.
I, Joy F. Cooper, mayor of the city of Helindale Beach, Florida, on behalf of the City Commission, I do hereby proclaim September 29, 2005, as Xavier DuRousseau Day.
unidentified
Dude, and then everybody clapped.
And Obama was there.
Oh, man.
But this is.
It is.
I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
I shouldn't have said it, but it's true.
unidentified
Can you guys throw her a little bit of sleep deprived?
Oh, no, but you literally just got off the train.
Boosting Testosterone with Fenugreek 00:02:27
unidentified
No, but you don't know.
Not that, not the one.
Not the one that's going to be.
Xavier's in.
Wrong one.
Wrong.
Totally wrong.
Wrong, okay, black man.
michael mendoza
Sorry.
unidentified
Oh, you got the wrong guy.
That was a fun one.
That's the screensaver.
So true.
GND, bro.
elijah schaffer
I used to live with black people and they used to say shit like that.
And we were acting, we were acting like dramatic and stuff.
It was a GND and they made one.
It was supposed to be a joke.
Like, we are in 2025 where things that were supposed to be humorous are now reality.
Like, you just made a day about a gay black guy with popcorn hair.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
Like, that's crazy.
elijah schaffer
And they're just giving days to anyone now.
braeden cooper sorbo
And his trend, no offense, his trend is walking around going, walk with me.
unidentified
And he sips a smoothie.
He's always there.
Always has something.
That's what he got a day for?
elijah schaffer
Like, dude, that's so crazy.
unidentified
Oh, gosh.
elijah schaffer
That's insane.
unidentified
All right.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Max Blumenthal, I messaged him and I was like, man, I live right down the street.
He's like, I'm surprised you missed the coronation.
unidentified
He was invited.
braeden cooper sorbo
We were just out of town.
They're like, we want you there right now, Elijah.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Going back to this, that grandma swam me back to this.
These people are crazy.
They are insane.
They're trying to co-opt the movement.
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michael mendoza
It's still Elijah.
It's been that one for a while.
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unidentified
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elijah schaffer
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So I want to go back to this.
So, you know, he's talking a lot about, you know, America wasn't founded as a Christian country.
Well, let's see what Charlie had to say.
unidentified
I was articulated yesterday by a couple of my friends that our country was not founded on Christian principles.
So I want to see how like an argument that you guys can give me to combat that.
So essentially, they articulated to me that our country was shot on common law because declaration only refers to God four times and the Constitution doesn't refer to God at all.
And it only articulates the structure of government.
And is common law Christian in nature or is it not?
charlie kirk
I can take it first.
So this guy doesn't, whoever said that doesn't really know what they're talking about.
So first of all, remember that we were a collection of states and colonies, and you need to read the state constitutions before anything else.
Nine out of 13 of the original states required you to be a Bible-believing Christian to serve in government at the time of the founding.
Even in Pennsylvania, actually, 13 out of 13 required a declaration of faith.
Nine out of 13 required you to be a Protestant, except Maryland, which was Catholic, which still required a declaration of faith.
And almost every single one of the original state constitutions, Pennsylvania included, they had, I profess Lord and Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior in the original state constitutions.
So you remember, we're a collection of states before that.
Secondly, 55 out of 56 of the original signers of the Declaration were Bible-believing church attending Christians.
You asked about common law.
So common law is inherited from Blackstone, who was Christian.
Common law is an outgrowth of the scriptures.
So let's go to three principles of common law, presumption of innocence, due process, and jury of your peers.
All three are biblical principles.
So, and all wrapped into the ultimate biblical principle that you shall not favor justice if you are rich or poor, which is in Leviticus 19, right before the most famous part of Leviticus 19, which is that you should love your neighbor as yourself.
But before that is that in the administration of justice, you shall not favor the rich or the poor, which is the idea of blind justice.
We get that in the West, which is incorporated also in the New Testament ideal, neither slave nor Greek nor Jew, you're all one in Jesus Christ, which is we read the idea of human equality.
These are all biblical ideas.
They're not enlightenment ideas, which is they kind of get conflated at the time.
But more importantly than that, they say that God was only mentioned four times in the Declaration of Independence.
Well, that's a big deal, okay?
Laws of nature and nature is God.
The last paragraph of the Declaration reads as a prayer.
It says, we appeal to the supreme judge of the universe.
Who's the judge of the universe?
unidentified
Jesus Christ.
charlie kirk
As it says in Revelation, that Jesus will judge the earth on his throne.
So in the Declaration, they were praying to Christ our Lord as a prayer very specifically.
Thirdly, as I said on stage yesterday, Deuteronomy was by far the most quoted book, religious or non-religious, in the time of the founding when they were putting together Constitution, more than John Locke, more than Montesquieu, more than Blackstone.
So the book of Deuteronomy, which talked about laws, customs, traditions, it was Moses' farewell address as he's about to say goodbye, say, hey, good luck in Canaan, guys.
Here's how you should set up your form of government.
But finally and most importantly, let's look at actually what the founders said.
John Adams seamlessly said the Constitution was only written for a moral religious people.
It was wholly inadequate for the people of any other.
The body politic of America was so Christian and was so Protestant that our form and structure of government was built for the people that believed in Christ our Lord.
One of the reasons we're living through a constitutional crisis is that we no longer have a Christian nation, but we have a Christian form of government and they're incompatible.
So you cannot have liberty if you do not have a Christian population.
So that's just a surface level belief.
So then they'll go to the First Amendment, which has two parts of the First Amendment, which get conflated.
First of all, separation in church and state is not in the U.S. Constitution.
That is a single letter that Thomas Jefferson wrote in 1807 to the Danbury Baptist Convention in Massachusetts, assuring them that the government would not come after the church, okay?
Which is the opposite of what they would say.
However, that was then resurrected by the Warren Court and the Burger Court in the 60s, where they said, hey, you know, all of a sudden we're now going to make this as if it's the Constitution.
It does say in the Constitution two things, which is the establishment clause and the free expression clause.
The establishment clause is that Congress shall make no law prohibiting the free exercise thereof.
What they were most worried about was a Presbyterian or a Anglican or a Quaker type religion taking over the federal government.
Instead, it was that there is not going to be a state-run religion or a state-run government.
Did you know that one of the first acts of Congress was taxpayer-funded Bible printing and distribution?
Did you know that there were church services held in the Supreme Court building as late as the Jackson presidency in the 1820s?
elijah schaffer
Anyway, sorry.
I just want to say every time I'm going to say rest in peace, Charlie, genuinely.
unidentified
We've said it forever.
One month ago today.
One month ago today, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we did a memorial last night.
So people know, like, we're not moving on from this.
Irene Azarisk, Charlie Kirk, we don't ever move on.
unidentified
Okay.
Logan Tipton.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Austin Metcalf.
We don't move on.
In fact, let's create a.
Can you note this, actually?
Can you note?
We'll start a wall of martyrs in here.
Let's just, I'm not joking.
I'm going to put some icons up.
unidentified
Very down.
elijah schaffer
Put some icons up.
We'll do a mix of Orthodox and Catholic icons.
unidentified
It's fine.
elijah schaffer
They're just icons.
But I want to put some icons up.
We're going to create a prayer wall here.
But we're going to put our, we're going to put, these are our saints.
And I know it's not sounds sacrilegious to people.
Like, I'm not saying they're canonized by the church, but these are people that I believe were sacrificed in a holy war against God.
I think that people hate God.
I think they hate white people because we represent Christian Empire, Christianity.
I think they're trying to destroy us because they want revenge for the sacking of the temple.
And they want to kill us.
I think that all this ideology comes from Bolshevikism and from the Antichrist.
I personally do.
And I talked to a few people about, you know, always remembering martyrs, right?
They may not be saints of the church.
They may not be the official saints, capital S, but they still are saints.
We are all saints, Christ says.
unidentified
He says that.
These are the saints.
elijah schaffer
And so we know that these people gave their lives in a holy war.
And so we'll put their images up.
I think that's heavy.
I want to see it every day right there once we get the window in.
But I just want to see them every day.
And again, we're not putting candles to burn to them.
We're not like worshiping them.
This is not what we're doing.
It's just a membrane wall.
And then, of course, some Christian icons because it's like we're going to remember the ultimate sacrifice of Jesus, who paid the ultimate price that we might live.
Unlike Jesus, these people do not rise again, but they will be raised to life with Christ in the coming day.
I just want to burn that up because I take it seriously, man.
I take it seriously.
And it's heavy stuff.
But sorry to switch.
I was talking to Max Blumenthal right now.
Did you see Xavier Randisill responded real fast to the Declaration?
He said, He said, Max Blumenthal, you are a raggedy.
Okay, like his voice.
Max Blumenthal, you are a raggedy, low down, dirty bastard, and disgrace to all Nepo babies.
unidentified
Yeah, you need to have the cup.
There you go.
elijah schaffer
First of all, you just intentionally mischaracterize the ceremony as if it was there to drape the alliance flag.
It was already there after City Hall because of their large Israeli American population.
unidentified
South Florida has a lot of Jewish people.
What the heck?
South Florida?
Yeah.
There's a lot of Jews here.
I didn't know that.
Surprise, huh?
I'm surprised.
I'm surprised, you know.
elijah schaffer
This is after you lied about me being scared to talk to your musty ass about the Hamptons.
After you lied, he mentions me in here, by the way.
unidentified
It's pretty good.
elijah schaffer
But it doesn't give me my name, but you can pick up on it.
After you lied about it being an intervention for Charlie Kirk, after you lied that all of us went to Israel after.
unidentified
They did.
braeden cooper sorbo
There was literally a trip out to Israel after the Hamptons party.
That's not anything but a documented fact.
elijah schaffer
They documented themselves.
unidentified
They filmed it.
Yeah, they posted.
michael hennessey
They even came out videos talking about how they went there.
And then they're like, well, nothing happened, but they admitted to going there.
elijah schaffer
After you lied about the intervention of Charlie Kirk, I have somebody at my house right now who was there.
And yeah, that's all I'm going to say.
No one else is at my house.
No one is at my house.
He's like, I have someone who's living with me who was there.
So shut the fuck up, dude.
unidentified
Yeah.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
After you lied that all of us went to Israel after, after you lied about Newsmax's involvement, which is down the street, after you lied to your wife and you told her you were a man.
unidentified
What?
What you kind of lost the point there.
elijah schaffer
Matthew lies paid to go to Gaza.
Wait, you paid for your own trip?
unidentified
Yeah.
Do you pay for your tickets?
elijah schaffer
Do they pay for your Ubers?
unidentified
That's the question.
elijah schaffer
Did you pay for your Ubers?
But see, all this stuff has nothing to do with what he's saying.
He just said like, hey, they named a day after him and it's like, yeah.
michael hennessey
Just remember, you sell your soul, follow the Zionists, and you, too, children, can have a holiday.
unidentified
Yeah.
That's actually good.
elijah schaffer
But he didn't have to pay for Ubers because he calls this the dusty ass podcast, by the way.
unidentified
What?
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
We keep it very clean here.
elijah schaffer
I think, well, it's true.
It's a little dusty.
It is a little dusty.
We have a lot of apparently white people that work here, but they don't know how to clean like the whites.
It always falls on the white man to catch.
michael hennessey
There's three white people that work here.
unidentified
It's true.
We're not white.
Yeah, we don't hire enough white.
michael hennessey
And Brayden's more part-time, so it's like... I'm part white.
unidentified
We got two and a half here.
Party time, part white.
Oh, boy.
It's true.
We're doing better.
michael hennessey
Oh, no, we got three.
unidentified
We got three.
Never mind.
No, we do.
elijah schaffer
Two American whites.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
There you go.
elijah schaffer
He says, then you got a dusty ass podcast with a man who fled the country after cheating on his pregnant wife to say you've never heard of me.
unidentified
That's not what happened.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But anyway.
And I fled the country.
unidentified
I live here, dude.
elijah schaffer
We're in America.
Your holiday is down the street.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I only moved back to the country, though.
unidentified
I'll be completely honest.
elijah schaffer
I only moved back to the country because I had hoped that we would have holidays after Xavier DeRousseau.
You'll never catch a single bad thing about the guy.
I told you, I'll never say a bad thing about him.
I actually think we should have more holidays.
unidentified
You should have weeks.
We should have a month.
elijah schaffer
Can we dedicate October to Xavier DeRousseau month, please?
unidentified
Give him 29 as a holiday.
braeden cooper sorbo
Give him June because Pride Month is going anyways.
unidentified
He could just go.
No, no, no, no.
He could just say the praise are his.
That's Rob Smith.
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh, Rob Smith gets June.
unidentified
Okay.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it already has the word June in it.
So he already works.
unidentified
June.
elijah schaffer
You can't spell June without Jew.
unidentified
True.
Right?
elijah schaffer
So June.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But no, but jokes aside, this is Xavier DeBrisau month in October.
We are celebrating all month.
Do we really, we need to speak very highly of him?
I'm being serious right now.
We need to speak very highly of this guy.
And we need to really, like, we need to just dedicate everything.
Like, when we, dude, from now on, if we take shots or anything, it's like to Xavier DeRousseau.
michael hennessey
We should all like dye our hair prime and come in and, you know, get the whole thing.
braeden cooper sorbo
We're going to pull off some frosted popcorn tips.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we're so tired.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
But now all you do is ride my nuts.
unidentified
He put it in capitals.
elijah schaffer
Stop speaking on me unless you're going to have some journalistic integrity and learn to spell my name.
I love how he intentionally misspells his name.
It's hilarious.
You are fringe, unfortunate-looking cuck, but it's never too late to change.
Okay, so Max is a Jew.
unidentified
Oh, shit.
elijah schaffer
We're going to have to call Helen Dell's mayor.
unidentified
We're going to have to call the mayor.
elijah schaffer
He's telling a Jew he looks like a cuck and he looks unfortunately.
unidentified
He's insulting Jews.
elijah schaffer
He's saying that Jews look unfortunately.
unidentified
Wow.
I don't like this.
michael hennessey
They might mess with his holiday, though.
unidentified
We don't want to ruin that.
Come.
elijah schaffer
Come celebrate Xavier Day next 929.
unidentified
Shabbat Shalom.
Hell yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
See, that seems like cultural appropriation because I'm pretty sure that's Max's thing.
Why would he steal that from him?
As if the Jews haven't lost enough already.
You're going to take the Shabbat Shalom.
unidentified
That's terrible.
Terrible.
braeden cooper sorbo
He's typing up a response right now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I said, I wrote, I said, I said, let's fucking go.
I live down the street, dedicating the whole month to you.
Genuinely love this for you.
unidentified
Let's go.
That's really kind, right?
That's super kind.
braeden cooper sorbo
I should comment and be like, I just went on a rager in honor of you with Erewhan smoothies, and now I'm broke.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I love Xavier DiRousseau.
unidentified
Did you hear about that?
elijah schaffer
Did you see that?
Howlandell is two cities down, and it's now Xavier Day on the 929.
unidentified
It's now officially dedicated.
Named it.
elijah schaffer
They flew him down and gave him a holiday in South Florida.
It's a really good time.
michael hennessey
Well, you guys don't know, but the staff is like jumping up and down.
They're so excited.
unidentified
People are taking the nine off.
That's it, guys.
Because it's too late.
braeden cooper sorbo
We've already passed the day.
unidentified
Why does he talk to?
Like, have you ever noticed?
elijah schaffer
I've watched his videos before.
I know him, by the way.
And I would never say anything bad about him because after all, I mean, he's a saint, right?
Like, he's like, we need to put Xavier's back.
michael hennessey
Just five pictures of Xavier up there.
unidentified
Nobody else.
elijah schaffer
Like, is that a shrine to Rob Smith?
I can't get, I can't get into it.
unidentified
Watch.
Yeah, no, no, nobody heard that.
No, no, no.
michael hennessey
It's between all of us.
unidentified
Nobody's going to say anything.
elijah schaffer
I used to have a shrine to Jossy Smollett for a year.
But, but, like, dude, we should have an Xavier DeRissot wall.
But it's just like the black wall with just like a little bit of like popcorn blonde hair on it because our walls are fully black.
unidentified
You know what?
braeden cooper sorbo
I'm just going to turn the camera now to show you.
unidentified
There's Mendoza, guys.
braeden cooper sorbo
Let's go, Mendoza.
unidentified
That's actually a cool shot.
That's a better shot.
That's actually pretty good.
Yeah, I know, actually.
Yeah, you're right.
elijah schaffer
Just put a camera here and have it when you talk to just come on like that because they have the front looks weird.
No, but we have a this big black wall here, right?
unidentified
So we're going to dedicate it.
By the way, I don't know if they can hear you right now, actually.
braeden cooper sorbo
Okay, so I'll narrate.
We have a big black wall right there, and Xavier is going to go on it all over.
That's what we're going to do.
michael mendoza
Emphasis on the big and black.
unidentified
Emphasis on the...
Yeah, true. Sorry.
elijah schaffer
It was totally unnecessary.
But yeah, I think that's going to be really good.
Someone said, did Elijah just admit to being blacked?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, I want to go back to this game.
Sorry, that was just a side note.
unidentified
I really do.
elijah schaffer
I really think Xavier is awesome.
And he's just like, I really do.
I think he's awesome.
Honestly, it's like one of those fun.
michael hennessey
You could take his style.
elijah schaffer
Those are those one side events of this whole thing where you couldn't make it up.
It's like a South Park episode.
You know, people like a South Park character.
Like, I wouldn't be surprised if he made it up into South Park where it's like about the Zionist lobby.
And it's like, and it's Cartman going, block with me.
unidentified
Back with me.
Hey.
elijah schaffer
And like, it's like, bro, you got an air?
unidentified
You got an air one smoothie?
It's $20.
You're doing $20?
Yeah, man.
It's really cool.
elijah schaffer
You just drink a $20 with you and they put $7,000 in your bank account.
unidentified
And he's like, stupid shit.
Like, watch.
elijah schaffer
He's like, Israel created the created water.
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elijah schaffer
You just get $7,000, right?
unidentified
Deposit in your case.
elijah schaffer
That's like a South Park episode, right?
unidentified
$7,000.
I got a damn holiday.
Me and Jesus Christ.
You know?
Literally.
elijah schaffer
Literally, it's a South Park episode, and I love it.
And I love it for him.
I love it for him.
michael hennessey
You should use the AI program that they've been making in the South Park episodes.
And we should create one.
unidentified
Sora.
Sorora.
We should create one block.
michael mendoza
I should just block people from making South Park episodes.
unidentified
It was too good.
Yeah, yeah.
That would have been perfect.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so going back with us with the Vec stuff, I want to say something quick.
So about all this fakeness, that's kind of what we're talking on here, the general just like fakeness of everyone.
You know, literally, the vec had made a claim.
He's like, so you believe in the Trinity?
So you believe that you're a polytheist?
unidentified
Hey, buddy.
elijah schaffer
Save that for Brandon Tatum's podcast.
unidentified
Okay.
We're Trinitarians here.
braeden cooper sorbo
He needs a holiday too.
Where is Brandon Tatum's holiday?
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
Dude, we need to have a wall.
Like, we need to have a wall of fame here.
unidentified
I'm going to do it.
elijah schaffer
A wall of thing, like leaderboards, like who's leading the shill, like the shill board.
braeden cooper sorbo
You just need little magnets.
elijah schaffer
No, yeah, but just no, just with like Velcro.
Just like tape, just put them up.
Okay, like currently, like, we should have, we do, we need to have this like update to the guy where we're going to like on the end of the week.
We're seeing who's who's leading.
So Brandon Tatum's moving up.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
So like he's down.
Xavier, but Xavier on holiday.
unidentified
So now Xavier's house.
Oh, he's right up there now.
braeden cooper sorbo
Brian, Brillin, Brian.
He's jumping up right now.
elijah schaffer
Ross is in the gutters.
unidentified
Nobody knows who that is.
elijah schaffer
He has no shilling yet.
unidentified
Nope.
elijah schaffer
By the way, to think the fact that we're bringing back a special episode of Slightly Offensive tomorrow night.
This is, he feels like it, actually.
We're going to special episode tomorrow night at 8 p.m. Eastern Time here on Rumble.
I don't ask me why, but we're making a new deal with Rumble right now.
unidentified
That's why.
elijah schaffer
And we're testing out some times for some content.
And if we get good numbers tomorrow on a new episode of Slightly Offensive, we will bring it back.
michael hennessey
Are you bringing the dance and the intro and shots and everything?
unidentified
Wow.
What a time to be.
There he is.
elijah schaffer
Are you coming around for the slightly offensive episode or no?
unidentified
I don't know.
We'll see you tomorrow.
michael hennessey
He's going to recover.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So Josh Howerton actually debunked this.
The idea of like, you know, basically what Vivek's trying to do now is he's saying, like, we got accused of mocking Charlie Kirk's legacy.
But the truth is, is these guys are mocking his legacy because there was a lot of reasons why people would have wanted Charlie dead.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And I didn't notice that before he was killed.
And now I get it.
Obviously, that's not no one killed him, right?
That's important to say.
That's important to say.
But I'll say this: there's a lot of similarities between Epstein and Charlie, and I don't mean the way they treated children.
I mean the people they were connected to.
And they're almost like antithetical counterparts, right?
It's like Charlie's the angel and Epstein's the devil, but they're both on the same man's shoulders.
Sort of what I'm seeing here.
michael hennessey
They don't want you talking about either one.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
Well, Vivek is trying to say, like, it doesn't matter if there's a Hindu president, okay?
Sleeping Nerd's Chopped Shoulder Talk 00:13:12
unidentified
But it does.
elijah schaffer
And I'm going to break down why.
However, MyPillow is excited to announce that they're having their biggest three-in-one sale ever with a limited edition product, a back-in-stock special, and a close-out deal that you won't find anywhere else.
MyPillow bed sheets, only $29.88, any color, any style, any size, even King's regular is $119.98, only $29.88 right now.
Once they're gone, they're gone for good.
My towels are finally back in stock.
Dude, I just got some new towels.
Okay, I wear okay.
Side note: we're talking about my towel set $69.98, $39.98.
You know what you should buy?
And I'm telling you this right now, you know what's hard to find is robes that fit big boys.
Like nice, like comfy that are thick.
And I have this like towel robe from them.
It's not even expensive.
He's like, I don't know.
I'm going to, I'm going to lie.
I don't know how much it is, but probably no more than 30 bucks.
It might be 20 bucks.
Dude, it is, as you would know, I keep my house so cold.
unidentified
Oh my gosh.
So cold.
braeden cooper sorbo
Even cuddling, it wasn't enough to stay warm.
unidentified
It was crazy.
elijah schaffer
Him and I haven't slept together until two nights ago, and that's been two nights in a row.
unidentified
It's true.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, the Gainesville trip really took, it takes a lot out of you, you know.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, took a lot out of me and put a lot into you.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's nice to relax with the boys.
unidentified
That's what you call it.
elijah schaffer
I like how our intern told the guy who's picked us up from the trip, like, oh, we're going to say a lot of gay jokes.
unidentified
Like, dude, you're the gayest one.
It's true.
He was like, he prepared me.
michael hennessey
He told me that's going to be the first thing you guys do.
unidentified
Yeah, first of all.
braeden cooper sorbo
And then the very first thing we do when we see the intern is he daps us up.
He's like, hey, so who's sleeping with me tonight?
unidentified
And it's like, we're gay.
We're not.
elijah schaffer
We're not gay, but we're racist.
So it's like, you're brown.
unidentified
We're not sleeping with you.
michael mendoza
Also, did he go for like the loudest, strongest dap ever?
unidentified
Because he always does.
Oh, yeah.
He gets excited.
What's up?
elijah schaffer
Well, you got to, I'm just, you got to get one of these robes.
unidentified
They're fantastic.
elijah schaffer
And of all the products I use from them, I'm not going to lie.
I sleep with my pillows every night.
But yeah, there it is.
I guess it's a little more than I thought, but it's so freaking nice.
The heavyweight, it's thick and it's heavy.
unidentified
And it's just cool.
elijah schaffer
Because in Florida, you keep it really cold inside.
And it's like, it's like my heart, you know?
unidentified
Heavy.
Heavy.
Cold.
No, it keeps you warm.
It's very nice.
elijah schaffer
Check it out anyway.
Go to he's my promo Cody Lija, I think, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Like 3,000 years ago.
I still haven't received them.
unidentified
Correct.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's because you didn't get the Egyptian ones.
You got the other kind.
elijah schaffer
By the way, also a guitar mag said $10 in the chat.
Super chat said, just remember to kiss the wall you put in the studio and at the beginning of each episode.
Dude, we should do like a day in the life to have just like pictures of Xavier everywhere and like a wall and then hump it as you walk in and like everyone kisses it.
It's like, do we need like, we do need this, do we need some fun things, like a big picture of Xavier in a nice gold frame, you know, like just a just the head.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, like printed blow-up of the head.
unidentified
Yeah, so I'm saying, like, cut out of him.
Maybe a little bit of a test.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I, but I, but I like that kind of stuff.
You know, like a Rob Smith body cutout right there.
unidentified
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Like, so you could take pictures with Rob.
Like, and Rob says in every one of our group pictures with our guests, except Rob.
braeden cooper sorbo
Do you hear Rob doing the US NWF Gator Trump?
unidentified
Like, you know what I mean?
Oh, yeah.
Cut in the lower half.
michael hennessey
It's like, how does Rob Smith cut out keep ending up in Elijah's office?
unidentified
Every time.
I don't get it.
It's always damaged.
No, all right.
I'm going to see.
All right.
That's the cutout.
That's what we're getting.
I don't think Elijah's.
No, no, no, no.
elijah schaffer
I just was reading some funny thing.
unidentified
Look up.
elijah schaffer
Someone said every rift episode.
unidentified
I'm going to keep it up.
He lightened himself.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
He had the Michael Jackson procedure.
unidentified
Wow.
Rest in peace.
God bless you.
elijah schaffer
Do you know what, though?
I will give Rob Smith one thing.
He has always been in pretty good shape.
unidentified
He is.
elijah schaffer
And he is holding up the gay community pretty well because a lot of gays have gone lazy now.
You know, back in the day, being gay meant you liked men.
And I've always never understood.
Do you know the torso gay guy?
unidentified
No Limbs?
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh, isn't he trying to become a she or something?
unidentified
He's trans now.
Yep.
You don't know No Limbs?
Yeah.
No.
No Limbs when you look it up.
elijah schaffer
It's just pictures of families in Palestine.
I'm just kidding.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
But oh, is it locked?
Okay, so this is No Limbs.
unidentified
Okay.
Oh, this is a I did not even know it's not.
Did you know this?
This is No Limbs.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's like some Brazilian dude or something.
unidentified
It's American.
braeden cooper sorbo
American?
unidentified
What?
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
It doesn't look American.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's half American.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You didn't get the joke.
All right.
unidentified
No, I did.
All right.
elijah schaffer
So, so no limbs.
Let me see if I can find a picture.
No Limbs became transgender.
He's a gay guy.
braeden cooper sorbo
He got married, too, to a guy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he got married.
We have a picture of him right here before his accident.
unidentified
See that there?
Yeah, it makes it ah, okay.
I see it now.
elijah schaffer
No Limbs sat on a wall that had a great fall, and all the King's doctors and all the King's men took off No Limbs Wiener all over again.
It's like, dude, you already have no arms and legs.
You're going to take off your third leg now.
braeden cooper sorbo
The last possible appendage.
unidentified
Yeah, you're going to remove one more thing.
You're going to crazy.
Invert it for a Rott Pocket.
You take it off.
All right.
elijah schaffer
But I want, I am finding blown up Palestinian.
michael mendoza
Did you say Rot Pocket?
unidentified
You said Rot Pocket.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, an axe wound.
michael mendoza
I've never heard Rott Pocket before.
unidentified
I don't know.
Rot pocket.
Thank you.
So, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Let me bring it up here.
Let me see if I can.
I love these glazing posts about no limbs.
You know, look at this.
unidentified
Check this out.
Here we go.
braeden cooper sorbo
Someone injects swims around like a retarded sperm cell.
elijah schaffer
So this is no limbs back in the day.
You know, obviously, we're not making fun of him.
This is when he was gay.
unidentified
That's cray.
That's look at this.
Yeah, I mean.
So he did go swimming.
elijah schaffer
So he was just a classic homosexual, you know?
They would say if you sleep with him, it's not fully gay.
unidentified
It's only half gay.
It's partly gay.
You can say you're by that one.
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
He got married to this guy.
It's Earl Gray, your editor-in-chief.
So that's, look at this.
And they got married and they wore a dress.
And everyone was like, what's going on?
What's going on?
unidentified
I watched the wedding live.
elijah schaffer
I've been following these are the influencers I follow.
unidentified
I'm not joking.
elijah schaffer
Hey, you do not want to see, like, someone's like, someone, I was like, dude, my time.
unidentified
That's the video I saw.
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Dancing on his wedding, dancing on his wedding with his no limbs boyfriend.
unidentified
Well, husband.
elijah schaffer
Obviously, saying nothing, said nothing about it.
unidentified
Boom, jump in the pool.
elijah schaffer
Like, that's diabolical.
unidentified
You just left him for a second.
Figure it out.
elijah schaffer
And then he got into makeup.
unidentified
Watch.
elijah schaffer
Then he got into makeup.
So he was like, this is crazy.
unidentified
You never heard of no limbs?
Never heard of no limbs.
I have.
braeden cooper sorbo
I've known this guy so many times.
elijah schaffer
His name's Gabe Adams, actually, but he goes by no limbs now.
braeden cooper sorbo
He does better makeup than half the girls in Florida.
elijah schaffer
To be completely honest, I know.
Honestly, women don't even try today.
You think women are trying to do anything?
unidentified
They're not trying to do it.
No, they're not.
It's funny.
Women.
What the hell?
elijah schaffer
We have a lot to watch.
So he started getting into makeup.
unidentified
I have a lot to watch.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm telling you the story of this guy.
This is a very important video that you can watch.
unidentified
This is a whole story.
This slow hair throw.
elijah schaffer
So then he got into wigs.
And all of a sudden, things got gayer.
unidentified
This is going downhill fast.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And so we have a lot of questions about this couple.
Usually we're not.
Usually, usually we're not into talking about how it works, right?
But we do want to know, right?
Like, is this a receiver?
Is this a giver?
unidentified
I don't think he's given.
I mean, how's he going to be given?
He has nothing to grab onto.
braeden cooper sorbo
Someone in chat said he gives really good shoulder.
unidentified
Yeah.
Shoulder game's on point.
They just nub you.
It's true.
elijah schaffer
No, but so you got this going on.
We got about three more minutes of this, unfortunately.
Shout out to one of our potential investors and helpers who's watching this texting me right now.
He's like, what the hell's going on?
unidentified
Yeah, unfortunately.
Welcome to the team.
elijah schaffer
Welcome to the team.
unidentified
Just so you know, this was not in the dock.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but I, but I want to, but I had a point to play about this.
This is, this is, this is a lot about like the reality of like what's going on in America and progress.
It's like, you have someone, this is like, this is a archetype of Vivek Ramaswamy.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
This is an archetype of Vivek Ramaswamy.
Vivek Ramaswamy is like a no limbs influencer, right?
Because this guy, you know, this guy doesn't fit in.
He's definitely not a real full human.
Has to find a way to stand out and be unique, right?
He's a guy, so he's got to figure out way to like.
unidentified
He doesn't wipe.
That's yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, that's one thing we have in common.
Born to shit, forced to wipe.
unidentified
All right, take that off.
michael hennessey
Wasn't this supposed to be for tomorrow's show?
unidentified
Take that off.
This is supposed to be, guys.
No, okay.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
But this is what happens.
No, but what I was going to say is, yeah, it's really crazy.
So, so not making fun of him.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
You know, I mean, that sucks to be born with no arms, no legs.
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
People say he does like to suck too.
So that's also crazy.
But this is the show's gone downhill.
unidentified
We're going worse.
We're going to be sleeping deprived, everybody.
elijah schaffer
Listen, we are sleep deprived.
He went to the gym today.
Him and I barely survived getting out of bed.
braeden cooper sorbo
I'm on less than four hours of sleep.
unidentified
I need this kind of move.
Everybody's sleeping.
I needed to move.
I had Johnson Ruby.
He's like, come on, guys.
We're going to go, right?
It's time to go to the gym.
Oh, I'm still excited.
michael hennessey
I'm like, bro, calm down.
braeden cooper sorbo
He's like, but then last night, they're like, what?
unidentified
You want to go to bed?
What are you, a pussy?
Well, yeah, yeah.
The people brought us out.
michael hennessey
We were just spending time.
unidentified
Yeah, we were at the event.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to the College Republicans at University of Florida.
unidentified
These guys, very cool guys.
Very cool.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to the president of College Republicans.
Shout out.
unidentified
Very cool guy.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to that one guy who was 19 and definitely slayed a lot of pussy and had his hair gelled, like a little swirl and like a Minecraft t-shirt on.
And it was like, well, we, well, we could get, we could get the bitches.
And I was like, dude, you must get a lot.
braeden cooper sorbo
We had to actually surround him to stop women from approaching.
unidentified
It was great.
It was yeah.
It was crazy.
elijah schaffer
I was literally standing there with a group of guys who are very cool, by the way.
And I'm not in denial about myself.
Like, I'm chopped and I'm a nerd and I know that.
And I'm like standing there with these guys and I'm looking.
I'm like, with like with a bunch of nerdy guys and some fat brown guys and Chinese guys.
And I'm like, you know, we're not.
unidentified
Let's just say this.
elijah schaffer
We are pussy magnets, but not the side that attracts the pussy or the side that doesn't, you know, when you play the pelvis that repels each other.
And I was in there and I was like, he's like, he's like, one of the guys is like, so are we going to get bitches?
Well, I'm like, I'm like, what do you like?
I looked at him.
I go, dude, we're like the nerd.
There's like 20 nerdy guys who look like they're not even getting pussy on porn.
Like they're not even like, they're not even.
The guy goes, the guy goes, the guy goes, you think we're nerds?
And I go, you run a political club at a college.
We're literally all nerds.
And he was like, blown away.
unidentified
He's like, I'm not a nerd.
elijah schaffer
I go, we're actually nerds.
And I got to tell this to the guys, here's the point.
unidentified
It's okay to be a nerd.
elijah schaffer
It's okay to be chopped.
We should have a script that says it's okay.
That was the guy I was with last night.
It's okay to be chopped.
I don't see anything wrong with it.
And the sooner you embrace it, I only say this because we have a lot of identity crisis in today's America.
We were with a kid who looked like he sacrificed slaves on top of the Aztec Mayan temples.
And he's telling me he's Greek.
Dude, he's telling me he's Greek.
I'm going to bring him up actually right here.
I'm going to bring this guy up.
He's on, I can see him in the picture.
This guy was telling me last night he was a Greek.
Yeah, here he is.
unidentified
Come on.
This brown guy right here.
Check this out.
He's a good guy.
He's really cool.
elijah schaffer
That guy told me he's a Greek.
And I go, you're Greek?
He goes, well, I'm like 70% Mexican.
I go, hey, buddy, you're the most Mexican guy I've ever met in my life.
You're not Mexico.
You're Maya.
unidentified
He's the coolest guy.
elijah schaffer
I love him, by the way.
unidentified
Yeah, great guy.
elijah schaffer
I love him.
But what I was going to say is, we have an identity crisis where a lot of people who are not white think they're white.
unidentified
We have that in the office.
elijah schaffer
Like, nerds don't think they're nerds.
michael hennessey
I'm not Cubans arguing with me that they're more white than me.
unidentified
We have sounds personal.
michael hennessey
What is the other one?
unidentified
What's the other one?
elijah schaffer
Southern Southern Europeans.
michael hennessey
Southern Europeans.
unidentified
Oh, of course.
Those damn Southern Europeans.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So that's that.
Anyway, I just want to bring that in.
Mentions Of God 00:03:48
elijah schaffer
All right, going back to Vivek Ramaswamy.
unidentified
Topics.
michael hennessey
Pack to the show, guys.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, no, I don't care.
I'm in the fact that we got a show out today.
We're trying to get better at that.
Like, we have to do a show.
unidentified
Yeah, no, we have to.
elijah schaffer
Going back to Vivek stuff, there's some more stuff.
Basically, Vivek Ramaswamy stated that, you know, the Trinitarian view of God is polytheism, which is theologically so incorrect.
And I don't want the show to ever be one of those, like, actually, does the spirit spirate?
You know, it's like, that's not what we're going to be.
unidentified
But it does spirate.
Okay.
braeden cooper sorbo
Whatever that means.
unidentified
I still don't know.
braeden cooper sorbo
I don't either.
elijah schaffer
But he's not just talking about the Trinity.
He's trying to say, like, America wasn't founded on Christianity.
This is a very important question.
Beyond just like the white question, which is, you know, was America meant to be a white country?
unidentified
That's it.
elijah schaffer
That's a good question.
Another question is, were we meant to be a Christian country?
A lot of people talk about the separation of church and state that they forget.
This sounds like a very basic point, but it's true if you're new to the show here.
The separation of church and state was actually about Anglicanism and the idea that the church was controlled by the state.
It had nothing to do with separate church and state in that the church shouldn't influence the people who run the state.
In fact, that was encouraged.
But, like, we saw with that question of Charlie Kirk.
They're like, well, you know, this only thing only mentions God four times or whatever, Declaration of Independence or something mentions God four times, four times.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You only need to mention God once.
See, in the beginning, was the word and the word was God.
unidentified
The words with God.
God is the word.
God is the word.
Yes, there you go.
And then you should, there you go.
elijah schaffer
That's all you need to say.
This guy, Josh Howerton, brings this up.
The claim for Vivek and these others that America was founded as a secular nation that didn't favor Christianity, truth, you have to ignore an avalanche of primary source evidence to believe this.
In 1854, a secular group protested that the U.S. government was too Christian and demanded the secularization of the public square.
The House Judiciary Committee vehemently rejected their protest and said the following.
Had the people during the revolution had suspicion of any attempt to war against Christianity, that revolution would have been strangled in its cradle.
At the time of the adoption of the Constitution and the amendments, the universal sentiment was that Christianity should be encouraged, not any one denomination.
In this age, there could be no substitute to Christianity.
That in its general principles is the great conservative element on which we must rely for the purity and the permanence of our free institutions.
Further, here's the United States Judiciary Committee in 1853.
We are Christians, not because the law demands it, not to gain exclusive benefits or to avoid legal disabilities, but from choice and education and in a land thus universally Christian.
What is to be expected, what desired, but that we shall pay a due regard to Christianity.
Even further, here's the United States House of Representatives in 1856 saying the great and vital conservative element in our system is the belief of our people in the pure doctrines and divine truths of the gospel of Jesus Christ.
So this is a serious conversation here.
This is the only show I know where we can go from showing literally no limb transgenders, talking about popcorn here, to then going back into theology.
Yes, welcome to the risk.
unidentified
Let's do it.
michael mendoza
Well, then you must have missed the last Glenn Beck podcast.
Issue Voter Dynamics 00:08:31
unidentified
Oh, he got called out up there too.
Yeah, we'll look at it.
elijah schaffer
But I want to bring this up.
This is very serious.
Extremely fundamental.
That kid is us that was challenging Vivek right here.
You can just put on the screen.
We don't have to put the audio up.
We can put it up so you can see it.
This kid was us.
He's saying, look, Vivek, you're not conservative.
unidentified
You are progressive.
elijah schaffer
Your existence is progressive.
And that's what's hard for people to understand.
Because, look, there's no hate against Vivek because he's Indian.
I think Indians should continue living in India, right?
I hope that India is prosperous and successful and that the Indians living in India have a great life living around Indians.
braeden cooper sorbo
And that they figure out how to counter those predatory trains.
unidentified
Yes.
braeden cooper sorbo
Keep taking them out.
unidentified
Correct.
Correct.
elijah schaffer
Gosh, it's hard to stay alive in that country.
But I want all people to be successful in their nations.
And in the very rare occasions, like that people need to move to other countries, people talk to me like, oh, you know, the houses are cheap in Japan.
I go, you are not Japanese, okay?
unidentified
Do not move to Japan.
elijah schaffer
It's like, but houses are cheap.
And the girls aren't like, listen, man, unless you're desperate, don't do it.
Because, you know, you don't understand.
I've lived in other countries.
I've lived in China.
I've lived in Korea.
I've lived in Australia.
And, you know, speaking of why I've lived in Mexico for a while too, and kind of back and forth.
I kind of live in between El Salvador at this point now, too.
unidentified
Feels that way.
It feels that way.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Listen, that's not your people.
You'll never understand those people the way that they understand themselves.
You can't become those people.
There's a rare instance where you really could be accepted by them.
Those are very rare instances.
braeden cooper sorbo
That instance would be like you marry someone, have kids, your kids marry another native, have kids, and then your grandkids may become those people.
elijah schaffer
Still, still, it doesn't matter if you're white and married.
If my kids, my kids are Australian, yes, they are Australian and American, yeah.
But in the end, they're European, okay?
My kids are Euro, Euro children.
unidentified
Yeah, right?
elijah schaffer
You're Euro children.
Is my family happy that I married into an Irish family?
Maybe not, because obviously the English are a big fan.
But I will say, I'm more of the idea of, I think we have to have white solidarity.
I think we need to realize that we need to preserve our genes.
There's nothing racist about that.
There's nothing discriminatory about that.
And I think that when you talk about Vivek, Ohio is not an Indian country.
The only reason why it's not white is because Obama and Biden placed hundreds of thousands of Haitians and people in these states to destroy the ethnic homogeneity of the society.
And with that, this kid is realizing, hey, we're losing our identity.
We are a Christian state.
How can you represent us as not being one of us?
And they ask that question is the Republican Party.
He's not even from Ohio, right?
unidentified
Vec's not from Ohio.
michael hennessey
I don't believe so.
Well, they got him out of there quick.
He was, you know, big with the Trump administration.
And then when him and Elon started attacking people over the H-1B visas, and you had Vivek pretty much call everybody idiots in America and how we have to bring other people in because of our school systems.
So it's kind of like he was the fall guy and then they put him in Ohio so you can still stick around.
elijah schaffer
Well, by the way, somebody colon Dowen-Riddle type that, you know, that India is actually working on a new population control plan.
unidentified
You see all that?
elijah schaffer
High-speed rail.
unidentified
Yeah.
Depopulation.
Depopulation plan.
elijah schaffer
Tick more out at a time.
Less survival chance.
braeden cooper sorbo
But you make a good point.
I mean, Vivek really is a one-issue voter because he flip-flopped.
I mean, he was questioning Obama in like 2007 or whatever during Obama's first presidential run.
He's always been around people.
It's not like he was a nobody who just sort of jumped in.
He was certainly a lesser known person when he jumped into the political sphere.
And then he immediately like launched into the stratosphere with his popularity because he was really well spoken.
And a lot of people, myself included, were like, there's something very seriously wrong.
Like this dude's a plant, but he's a one-issue voter.
So he really doesn't matter what he says about the other stuff.
He's going to win people over.
Like, yeah, he's not.
elijah schaffer
Listen, he's not going to win.
What you're having here is I am telling you that our political system mirrors so much of the Chinese communist system of the one-party system.
You have, even though we have two parties, you have people dedicated to one party, not two ideas.
And they create these fake pillars.
So it's like, we're for gun rights, against abortion.
We love God and we're patriotic.
It's like, okay, hey, bud, my streets don't work.
There are holes in them.
I can't pay that bill.
unidentified
What bill?
All of them.
elijah schaffer
Why is it that as an American, I can get banned from Australia now and my government doesn't do anything about it?
I don't have any power as an American anymore.
Why does an American mean nothing?
Why if I'm like, hey, to my representative or to the ambassador down there, like, hey, which I reached out to, it's like, okay, fucking they banned you.
And you're like, what?
What does being American mean nothing?
It's like, I can't advocate for me to the government.
Like, you know, well, it's like they're liberals, by the way, you know, appointed by Democrats, but still, it's like, it's like, they care about if you're loyal to their party.
And their parties are universally the same thing.
They're only care.
This is where you start sounding socialist.
But if there's one thing that the Israeli issue did, they call it the horseshoe theory that the left and right are the same.
It actually showed us where we can be common.
Populist movements of the left and the right should find similarity.
Like I said, just because we want different solutions doesn't mean that we don't diagnose the same issues.
Men and women are vehemently different.
But if you're both horny and want sex, it's a very different experience, but it's still something you want.
And if you want to have kids, it's a different way to produce the children, but you're still producing the child, right?
You still want the same result.
Even though the process is different to get there, you're still looking for the same end.
And the way I look at it with politics, it's like our parties are looking for the same end.
And it's honestly just to keep power in the control of the Israeli occupying force in our government and to ensure that the central banking system remains powered by the petrol dollar so that the artificial wealth of the billionaire class remains stable.
And then anyone who doesn't comply, we kill them.
And that's what America is.
And when you realize, it's so sad.
I'm going to get in trouble saying this, but I will say it.
No, I'm just saying, like, because it's going to say, when you realize that America, the American people, I'll just say this, the American people are the good guys.
But the country they think they live in hasn't existed for a long time.
And the country they live in that they think they've died and fought for is actually the exact opposite and is actually a maliciously evil player in the world.
They're just the most civil, evil empire in history.
The most civil, evil empire in history.
But like all empires, they're not evil because of our religion or our faith, because that's of the people.
They're evil because, like all empires, they have no regard for their constituents.
They have no regard for their people.
And they go out and they do what they want for who?
For the people who are financially supporting, benefited by, and control their government.
Who are those people?
Most of them are Zionists.
unidentified
Not all.
elijah schaffer
Most.
Many are Zionist Jews.
But there are a ton of evangelical, as we mentioned, white Christians who are playing a role in this as well.
And I think we've got to get honest in the fact that we are in an empire, not in a nation, and that empire serves the interests of the empire, not of the people who live in Rome.
And that's what you're experiencing.
That's why it feels like shit.
It's expensive and you don't get anything for it.
unidentified
Exactly.
braeden cooper sorbo
And that's why I say Vivek is a one-issue voter.
His one issue is supporting that uniparty and his people all at once, which means his issue is H-1Bs, which once again serves the empire, not the constituents.
michael hennessey
No, I agree.
I mean, it's really just a lot of repackaging.
That's what they're doing with the H-1Bs.
We close the border, but we want to let over how many Chinese students we want to let over how many people from, you know, India.
So it's just everything's repackaged.
Legal Threats Escalate 00:15:39
unidentified
War.
michael hennessey
Okay, no Ukraine, but yeah, let's go bomb, you know, Iran or whatever it may be.
So they just repackage it, make it look nice, and then we fall for it.
michael mendoza
I fall for Henny's package.
unidentified
Who doesn't?
Let's go.
I don't know.
Let me see.
What are you pulling up?
elijah schaffer
I was trying to see if.
braeden cooper sorbo
All right, well, thank you so much for watching, everybody.
elijah schaffer
No, I was trying to see if Xavier had responded to my message because this is what we need to do.
michael hennessey
Do we get his day off?
Like during his holiday, do we get the day off?
braeden cooper sorbo
Are we going to come in?
elijah schaffer
You know, was I on the show?
I don't know when I did it, but you know, I called, I called Sneeko the other night, and I didn't know that he was on air because apparently he's on this new app called Party.
michael mendoza
Party, yeah, Myron just signed to it, too.
unidentified
Really?
braeden cooper sorbo
So is that like a streaming alternative like Kick was to Twitch?
unidentified
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't know what that was.
michael mendoza
It's still around, but I mean, party's just, I don't know, party's just taking some market share right now.
I think Kik has probably blown through so much money, but also they have those huge gambling deals.
So I don't imagine they're running out of money.
elijah schaffer
It's an Australian billionaire that funds it.
unidentified
So they're really kick or party.
Kick.
Okay.
braeden cooper sorbo
So party is the new one, and that's where Sneeko is now.
unidentified
I guess.
braeden cooper sorbo
But he's never heard of YouTube.
unidentified
He got unbanned.
You saw that?
He did.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Congratulations to Sneeko for getting unbanned.
unidentified
That's right.
That's so crazy.
elijah schaffer
So obviously, you know, I got arrested by Secret Service.
I'm going something like this.
I got arrested by Secret Service.
It's not the first time, but I got arrested by Secret Service.
And, you know, I got my car taken per se.
Let's just say.
Fortunately, that time I got it back.
And why did I get arrested?
Well, because I brought a firearm into a secure zone where Donald Trump was.
It's not good.
michael hennessey
Didn't see that one coming, huh?
elijah schaffer
Well, to be fair, to remind people, no, I was invited to a lobbying meeting at one of Trump's properties here in Florida.
Was not told that Trump was there.
When it's not illegal to have a gun on you when Trump's not there.
But then it becomes a federal secure zone.
I went ahead and moved into there, got arrested, interrogated, booked.
It was terrible.
And it was in the sun for a long time being interrogated.
Everyone knows that my people of the sun don't mix.
And, you know, I finally got out.
I was like, went and sat down with some lobbyists.
They bought me some shots.
We got pretty wasted.
And then the next day we were supposed to start our show with Sneeko called.
unidentified
Did you forget?
Yeah.
What was it called?
Controlled Chaos.
Controlled Chaos.
Correct.
elijah schaffer
It's been a long week, man.
So Controlled Chaos.
And we actually built this studio for that show.
So this was actually built.
We built this place.
It was very expensive.
I built a studio for that show.
And so I lost a lot of money.
To this day, nobody's given me any money for that.
But we turned it into a different show.
And so I went online and I was really, really unfair to him because I had gotten some bad information genuinely.
I mean, like, maybe some of it was a little true, but it was inappropriate.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
elijah schaffer
The way I handled it was wrong.
Like, it was just like, I could just admit today that it was just, it was an incorrect way to handle a beef with somebody.
Even if I was in the right, you don't, you don't drag someone's name through the mud.
You don't, you don't call them, you know, slanderous, like, names.
And I'm not going to say anything like implicit myself.
It's nothing defamatory.
It was just mean language.
You know, shit you could say if you were like one-on-one, no one was watching and you want to rip into someone and have a fight or whatever.
unidentified
But not doing it on air.
elijah schaffer
Not doing it online.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It was really, really wrong of me.
And I felt like that for a while.
I'm like, you know, Gods are changing my heart.
And I've been trying not to like unnecessarily just be rude to people.
And I think he took it personally because he talked about it a lot on streams after that.
Like, what was that about?
unidentified
You know?
elijah schaffer
Because I don't think I've really ever done that to someone in a long time.
And so I had texted him a couple times recently and had told him, you know, hey, Sneeko, I don't expect you to respond to this message.
I'm sure you're pretty hurt or upset, you know, at that.
Because I discredited him basically.
I was like discrediting him, being like, you know, I'm not going to repeat the things because it's not right.
But I, yeah, I really, I was mad, man.
I was mad.
I lost money.
unidentified
You got in the way.
elijah schaffer
But it shows you where I was at spiritually.
I was spiritually bankrupt at the time.
And I was, you know, really thinking about money a lot and views and clicks.
And he got in the way of my clicks and my views and shouldn't be successful.
And because, you know, I'm trying to rebuild, right?
I've got all my platforms taken.
I'm like, got to find a way to relaunch.
Like, these are all my friends.
I'm not getting party deals.
You know, I'm not getting these deals.
I'm trying to build myself up as a guy.
And this guy's cock blocking my success.
That's a very worldly way of thinking.
You know, that is a morally bankrupt.
That's our show.
unidentified
That was supposed to last year.
elijah schaffer
It was supposed to start, huh?
unidentified
Wasn't there?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was October last year.
And man, you know, we put a lot of money into it.
And I think this is, this is a show sign of just what's been happening over the last year.
I wanted to text him first because in his world, I want to be sensitive.
In his world, people say things for a clout and they do, they apologize for a clout.
And they'll be like, oh, man, sorry.
And it's like, you know, it's like, sorry, I had sex with your girlfriend.
And then they like, do it again.
You know, it's like, that's kind of people that are in that streamer world.
unidentified
You know.
They're horrible.
They're horrible.
elijah schaffer
But I just want him to know, like, hey, I'm not going to just call you out of the blue.
I just want to, you know, I'm going to be calling you soon.
Called him, got on the phone.
He did tell me, he's like, hey, man, I'm streaming.
Can this wait?
I'm like, no, dude, we need to talk.
You know, we'll just make it brief.
I don't want to take away from your show, but I want to apologize.
And I think I gave a heartfelt apology as much as I could in like a minute because I didn't want to take away from his show.
braeden cooper sorbo
At two in the morning or whatever it was.
unidentified
It was like midnight.
braeden cooper sorbo
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But I'm up till like this.
This show doesn't even end like 10.
Streamers are up like typically.
This show normally been till like one in the morning, two in the morning, every, every time.
And yeah, I just felt like apologizing.
And I go somewhere with this because, you know, I didn't see much of his response or anything, but I think the next day he got his YouTube back.
unidentified
It was like a day or two, yeah?
I think it was maybe the next day.
I don't know.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, it was yesterday.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
But I think it was the next day.
But I think that God told me to do that before then because I think that if he had gotten his YouTube back, that it probably would have looked like I was just apologizing to him because he was getting some back or something, which I did, which was not my intention at all.
It's really trying to be sincere.
And I think it's a really, really good sign.
Like even with Xavier, like Xavier, you know, I called his boss one time when he spread some slander about me on the internet and got him in trouble.
But his spy boss.
But I bring up the fact that, you know, we don't, we need to pick our battles.
And I think we also need that.
We need to drop the shit and we need to come back together.
There's a couple other big players out there I've been talking to that I'm going to go fly out and be hanging out with and visiting and sort of just rekindling the friendship because after Charlie got killed, you know, I was really thinking about it.
I'm like, Sneeko's fighting for truth.
Like he, like, I don't care.
unidentified
I don't care.
elijah schaffer
The criticisms about him don't matter to me.
And some of them might be true.
unidentified
Who knows, you know?
elijah schaffer
But it's like, in the end, he's trying to do what's right.
unidentified
He's trying to spread truth.
elijah schaffer
I don't like the Islam shit.
You know, I don't like everything.
unidentified
This is king.
It's true.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't like everything that he says, but I do like him.
And he's always been good to me.
He's always been good at this show.
And I've always thought he's one of the boys.
And I fucked that up.
And we don't ever need to make content together.
I don't need your clout.
I don't need anything.
But I do believe, I do believe that Sneeko is a good guy.
And I think that he's trying.
I think he's one of the boys.
I think that was always a good crew.
Myself, Myron.
Even like Zerka, I talk to all the time.
I wish Zerka and Tate would get along.
unidentified
What is that about?
elijah schaffer
Why is Zerka always?
unidentified
Who is Zerka?
Why is he always?
You don't know who Zirka is.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, I don't know who Zerka is.
elijah schaffer
Why is he attacking Tatoism?
unidentified
I love Zerka.
michael mendoza
Yeah, Zirka's great.
unidentified
Zerka's a fantastic person.
michael mendoza
He's an Albanian Chad.
He knows a lot about witchcraft, Gnosticism, but he's Christian, but he knows a lot about conspiracy theories, Freemasonry, whatever, numerology, all this stuff.
But he's Christian.
unidentified
I looked up Zerka.
I couldn't find anything.
michael mendoza
Z-H-E-R-K-A.
unidentified
Z-H-E-R-K-A.
michael mendoza
Did you ever watch the Nick debate against us?
unidentified
Oh, yes.
braeden cooper sorbo
Okay, I have seen this guy.
I thought he was Gypsy Crusader from afar.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
He was the one who Siegheiled in the middle of our Nick.
Nick and Vincent James versus Gavin and Adam King debate.
Also, Gavin has a YouTube channel now.
Did you hear about that?
unidentified
No, but that's good.
elijah schaffer
Gavin McGinnis.
Well, I should talk to them.
What I was going to say is, yeah, man, I've had a lot.
I have a lot of broken relationships.
And what I want to bring into those is we need to really hone on.
I want to look at some more of the stuff that you brought into the document here.
We're going to take a, we're going to talk about some of the stuff.
Then we're going to go to locals.
But I want to talk about some more unofficials with segment, do the rest on locals.
Is that not only do people like to hear the drama and like to hear the back end?
unidentified
People love it.
You guys love it.
I know you guys love it.
elijah schaffer
But also, the truth is, we need to choose our enemies and really figure out who's the problem.
And right now, I do believe that more than crazy lefties, who, by the way, okay, sorry, I want to say crazy lefties like this person.
Let me see if I can find it.
Remember, do you know like people that lefty, the transgender who threatened us?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Insinuated that we should die.
It's called a death threat.
unidentified
That is what they call it.
elijah schaffer
Rosie, Rosie Boa is now suing me.
unidentified
Based?
elijah schaffer
Saying that, you know, I just called you a not, I just said you guys were Nazis.
michael hennessey
Didn't he bring up guns and stuff?
elijah schaffer
Wait, I just said you were Nazis.
I didn't say you should be killed.
Hi, Rosie.
Thanks to, check this out.
unidentified
What is this message?
Thanks to Twitter.
elijah schaffer
I'll dumb it down for you.
Nazis should be killed.
And the person you brought up should have been killed too.
unidentified
What is this?
elijah schaffer
Oh, oh, the same thing.
unidentified
The same thing.
elijah schaffer
How about this one?
Okay, I am to the right of Charlie Kirk.
Would it be funny if I was murdered?
Well, you like Hans Hoppy, so kind of, yeah.
You don't have a case.
And to everybody else with their legal threats in the last 24 hours, cooked ya.
unidentified
Good luck.
braeden cooper sorbo
Or as they say in Boca Reton, Shabbat Shalom.
elijah schaffer
No, the amount of legal threats me and my team have gotten in the last few weeks has been insane.
But dude, we're cooking people.
I cooked someone so badly recently.
I cooked someone so badly that they tried to take it to court.
unidentified
That's all I'm going to say.
elijah schaffer
I cooked them so badly.
It's like, what are you going to take me to court?
unidentified
What are you going to go to court for?
elijah schaffer
What do you want to go to court for?
braeden cooper sorbo
Hurt feelings.
unidentified
Exactly.
braeden cooper sorbo
Damaged pride.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to say that every single person that has legally come my way has left their hat in the dryer a little too long.
Their hats are smaller than small.
braeden cooper sorbo
You got to switch to like polyester, something that doesn't shrink, you know?
unidentified
I'm just saying.
elijah schaffer
I want to bring this up.
People that are fighting, I was really shocked by this.
People that are fighting.
I didn't know this.
Henny brought this up.
Apparently, Nikki Haley's son, check this out.
unidentified
Bring this up here.
I want you to bring this up.
This is pretty crazy.
elijah schaffer
You told me about this.
unidentified
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, no.
michael hennessey
Nikki Haley's son, he wrote a message to Vivek Ruswami talking about the coloring of his skin and everything.
If you click on the tweet, sorry, my eyes can't see.
unidentified
Oh, there you go.
Hold on.
All right.
Wrong.
michael hennessey
America is not an idea.
Otherwise, Liberia, which has a similar constitution, would be like the U.S. Also, the makeup isn't working for you.
elijah schaffer
And she's Indian too, right?
unidentified
He's Indian.
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
He's at least part Indian.
Didn't she marry a white guy or no?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's definitely got some caucusoidal genotypic influence there.
braeden cooper sorbo
He's got the Anglo.
elijah schaffer
He's got an Anglo.
He's got an Anglo, an Anglo-Glow.
Do you know what sucks, though?
Dude, I want to play something for you guys.
I want to play something.
Hey, Joey, did you get the clip up at all from the speech?
unidentified
Can you ask him if you got it up?
Hold on.
He'll probably come.
Here he is.
elijah schaffer
Did you get that clip up from the speech?
Do you have it?
unidentified
I can get it for you.
elijah schaffer
Should we play it right now?
michael hennessey
Oh, we're gonna play our favorite person, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Put it up right now, please.
michael hennessey
Oh, you're gonna nail that today, Brayden.
elijah schaffer
We did a speech at uh the university.
unidentified
You're in trouble when you go home, buddy.
elijah schaffer
Also, this is not even a real picture.
My family's in Australia right now, and my mom-in-law, she uh sent this from inside the house.
That's crazy, huh?
That's a huntsman.
unidentified
Dude, those are scary.
That's crazy.
braeden cooper sorbo
They're huge, they're like this big, and they're aggressive.
elijah schaffer
They're about like 48 inches across.
They're like, They're like here, they're like here to here.
unidentified
But they're aggressive, too.
elijah schaffer
People say four inches, that's as big as it gets.
unidentified
Four inches is huge.
I was like, Well, that's massive.
elijah schaffer
I've never seen anything bigger than that.
Unheard of most things are two inches, three inches.
That's even big.
braeden cooper sorbo
Three inches pushing it.
unidentified
Huge, sure.
elijah schaffer
Don't ever let a girl tell you that spider is small because four inches is about as big as you need as a spider.
braeden cooper sorbo
The next time a girl says four inches is small, just take four inches off of her hair.
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
The new thing, the new thing, that's the new thing, by the way, guys.
If you're single and girls ask you your age because you're getting a little bit older, ask them their weight.
So, like, a girl's like 21, you're like 35, and they're like, You're trying to hit on them because you know, the crazy thing is, is you get older, but the girls stay the same age and they're just as hot.
Matthew McConaughey, yeah, but but then they go, so they ask you, like, oh, hey, how old are you?
unidentified
How old are you?
elijah schaffer
Go, how much do you weigh?
And you go, I thought we just asked each other personal questions.
unidentified
It don't matter, right?
elijah schaffer
It works, so I've heard.
Um, no, but that's that's that guy he does it on TikTok.
It's so good, you know, when they ask him, like, so how much you're they ask him, and he goes, What's your weight?
And makes him step on a scale.
unidentified
He rings the scale, yeah.
I've seen that one.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's didn't he do a collab with Hermes?
I feel like they must have.
elijah schaffer
You know, Hermes hit me back up.
michael hennessey
I think it's Hermes or Hermes.
unidentified
Hermes, Hermes.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's actually Hermes.
michael hennessey
Hermes, like something you caught.
unidentified
It's Hermes.
That's how you say it.
Oh, I didn't know.
Hermes.
Hermes.
braeden cooper sorbo
I always thought it was Hermes, like the great god.
unidentified
Sounds like a small character.
Well, Hermes.
Is that really how it's pronounced?
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh, man.
I'm retarded.
unidentified
Never mind.
It's mayonnaise.
True.
Mustard.
elijah schaffer
I need help.
unidentified
Okay.
Auto-Correct Fiascos 00:01:39
elijah schaffer
That being said, I liked how we lost a bunch of our viewers during the No Limbs Gay section.
unidentified
What?
I know.
People didn't want to watch that.
Are you kidding?
elijah schaffer
Somebody else said, stop pumping your meat so fast, Brandon.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Why does everyone call you Brandon?
braeden cooper sorbo
I think it's auto-correct.
michael hennessey
Someone put in the comments before that it keeps auto-correcting.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, people have said it always keeps auto-correcting to Bray Dawn with an ON and Brandon.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
$1 meme from Doomsday Cracker in the chat.
We can bring this up for a second.
$1.
unidentified
Thank you very much.
Super bass.
elijah schaffer
I like how we've combined memes now.
Okay, so we're going to go over to the locals a second.
I just want to play this clip.
Are we getting up or are we not going to be able to get up?
It's fine if we're not.
michael mendoza
Yeah, he's putting it up on Instagram.
elijah schaffer
No, on to X.
michael hennessey
Oh, that's X. Can you just pull it from the Dropbox?
elijah schaffer
No, I can't.
I need to play it on social for the sake of the work and stuff that I have to download.
unidentified
You're done, buddy.
That's game over.
Well, people are done.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I want to bring up one more thing here.
unidentified
GG.
I did have a best.
elijah schaffer
I did have a response to what was going on here.
Megan Bacham is somebody else who I think I apologize to.
unidentified
We are not from Daily Wire.
elijah schaffer
Said, you are biblically allowed to oppose immigration policies that change your country's culture from this to this.
And you have this to this.
unidentified
Yeah, dude.
We are not.
I don't want that.
Get that the hell out of here.
elijah schaffer
We must change our immigration to prevent demon worshipers from flooding our country.
unidentified
100%.
elijah schaffer
I also brought this up too as well.
You can follow me here on X at Elijah Schaefer.
There's one more post that did pretty well, and I'm not actually shocked about it.
Kashmir Belongs To Pakistan 00:03:07
unidentified
We can go down.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, here we go.
Man, oh, yeah, here it is.
I've shared this 3.7,000 likes.
I said, Vivek is a demon worshiper and must be rejected.
I honestly do not believe we should allow people who worship demons to have authority.
It's like, does it matter my religion?
We need to stop being based.
unidentified
Yes, it does.
Are you kidding?
Yes, it does.
What do you mean?
elijah schaffer
You believe in demons, sir.
That is not good for our nation.
You guys are, your country is backwards because you worship demons.
You literally worship demons.
That's why you guys don't know.
The only reason why you have any progress is because of the British and the Muslim development in your country, right?
This is why Pakistan is gross, but India is grosser.
unidentified
You know?
elijah schaffer
But it's like, it's like, but there's also something wrong with the DNA of people, hypothetically speaking, according to some experts, which are not myself, to catch myself there.
unidentified
See what I'm saying?
elijah schaffer
Going some because Aboriginals are Indians.
unidentified
Do you know that?
elijah schaffer
Aboriginals are Northern Indians.
unidentified
They're Northern Indians.
elijah schaffer
They're the exact same DNA.
unidentified
Yep.
They're not doing well.
elijah schaffer
The Indians, they're not doing well.
And so many of them are not doing well.
They had to create a caste system.
It's only very few of them actually can do well.
And then you split off.
The British Protectorate splits off the Muslim Indians and the Hindu Indians.
So they create Pakistan.
Kashmir belongs to Pakistan.
unidentified
Vashnu.
It belongs to them.
elijah schaffer
Do you tell an Indian that Kashmir?
I know an Indians like bloody, fuck you, bloody, say, hey, Kashmir belongs to Pakistan.
They'll they blow up.
unidentified
That's it.
elijah schaffer
I say it to customer service agents.
unidentified
Get it on the phone right now.
Kashmir belongs to Phantas.
elijah schaffer
Kashmir, that's the land like between India and Pakistan that they decide because Pakistan thinks they own India and they think they own Pakistan.
It's like their people.
So like Kashmir is like where they're always where they always do that like that crazy walking.
unidentified
You ever seen that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The Indian guard chick.
unidentified
You ever seen it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, that's Kashmir.
And you say, and they always are tillering each other to be assholes.
And the Indians think it's, it's like, it's like, it's like calling your mother a whore to them.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's like but also if you just call your their mother a bad whatever, it could be anything.
elijah schaffer
A bloody bastard cunt is what they say.
unidentified
That will be enough.
Yeah, that'll set him off.
elijah schaffer
Do you ever notice how they curse too?
They like they add so many random words.
unidentified
They're like, fuck you, bloody bastard cunt.
elijah schaffer
You fuck you, mother whore.
michael hennessey
It sounds like Tourette's, if anything.
unidentified
It's not English.
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
It's not English.
It's not English.
Sorry, Joey, for putting you on the spot there.
I apologize for that.
Joey has been working very, very hard.
unidentified
It's okay.
braeden cooper sorbo
We could go through a super chat on YouTube.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we have one?
unidentified
Okay.
We have a $20.
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
$20 Super Chat on YouTube.
Respectful Conversations Condemned 00:15:57
unidentified
You haven't done it all show.
I haven't.
He's actually.
michael hennessey
Yeah, he has.
I've looked over and caught him like three times.
unidentified
I always, he does that.
elijah schaffer
He always does that.
unidentified
He's hopping my own.
michael hennessey
He does it everywhere, like on the train.
unidentified
And I just be doing it.
braeden cooper sorbo
That or the peck popping thing where you like.
unidentified
What about that, though?
What about that?
Where's yours?
Where's yours?
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, I freaking covered, man.
I got nothing.
michael hennessey
Mendoza's actually doing it too.
unidentified
What the hell's going on here?
braeden cooper sorbo
We're just having some here.
elijah schaffer
He says, you guys are awesome.
So thank you for that.
And this show is my new favorite.
Absolutely love everything you're doing in the same sense of what you were just discussing.
When the hell is Fuentes and Candice ever make up?
I don't, they're fighting for number one spot.
unidentified
Yeah, that's what it is.
elijah schaffer
They're fighting for number one spot.
It's like brother and sister fighting for mom and dad's attention.
Candice is currently more popular in terms of views, in terms of universally.
But if I talk to people, everybody that I speak to knows who Candice Owens is.
But if I talk to young men, they all know who Fuentes is.
A lot of girls don't know who Fuentes is, but more of them are.
braeden cooper sorbo
A lot of girls know Candace, though.
unidentified
Correct.
All of them do.
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
And a lot of them like Candace.
She's winning a lot of young girls over.
unidentified
Correct.
And especially house moms.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I'd argue that a lot of girls are starting to know who Fuentes is as evidenced in this video, right?
michael hennessey
One of the TikTok videos that were coming out too.
unidentified
Damn.
braeden cooper sorbo
Is this the Call Her Daddy podcast?
unidentified
No, it's not.
michael hennessey
The haters will say it's AI.
unidentified
What is this?
michael mendoza
It's a red scare, but then they AI'd it.
elijah schaffer
Oh, is that the who's that girl again?
michael mendoza
Adasha Nepasova.
alex jones
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Dasha?
I thought she was a bapper.
unidentified
Dude, yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, yeah, she is like a, well, I mean, I guess they'll talk about more in the episode, but yeah.
elijah schaffer
Does Dash have a podcast?
unidentified
Yeah, Red Scare.
It's really big.
Dude, AI.
I don't know anything about this.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I've never listened to it because it's like constant vocal fry and it's a little.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we should have Dash on.
I mean, I just found out about her like three days ago because there was some like edit.
She's cute.
unidentified
She's cute, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And like, there was like a Dash edit.
And I was like, oh, who's this cutie pie?
Uh, like Nazi girl, you know, obviously because I wanted to condemn her.
No, because I want to condemn her.
I want to condemn her because I want to condemn her.
Who's this in our space?
I was like, can we bring on another woman to piss off our audience right?
Can we bring another woman on the show to make her mad?
unidentified
The mad?
michael mendoza
The clip is up.
michael hennessey
Yeah, I was about to say, speaking about condemning, let's go ahead and play the roll the clip, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So here's what happened in our speech.
Check this out.
unidentified
Is it on?
Where is it?
Oh okay, give me a second here.
elijah schaffer
Guys, if you're looking, if you're on audio only, don't forget to go to audio only.
unidentified
We'll be.
elijah schaffer
After this, we'll be headed to locals Elijahsafer.locals.com.
Make sure, if you're watching on Rumble, to hit that red join button.
If you're on Youtube, you can join today.
It's just a few dollars a month and it really helps us out a lot.
You don't understand how great that is.
Make sure you check it out.
By the way, ten dollars from Alex.
So brain should ask X about how many rts for the frosted popcorn cut.
unidentified
It is a wait.
braeden cooper sorbo
I just hit 50 000 on instagram.
I was gonna do like.
You know how people will squeeze a watermelon or crush like a pumpkin with their legs or something.
I wanted to do something really stupid like that because i've always wondered, do you know that I want to do it with my hands, though I want to like break a watermelon just with my hands.
unidentified
Do you want to know?
It's even better.
elijah schaffer
Do you know that in uh, in Chinese and Asian countries, particularly Mongolia, in order um to train the the, the harem, the sex toys for, for Gengus Con and for the cons they used to, they'd have to train until they could break a watermelon with their thighs.
It's not a joke.
michael hennessey
So they could literally.
elijah schaffer
I'll let you think of what that's for.
But they wanted to learn, teach them how to squeeze so tight and create so much uh, friction from that part of their body for to serve god, right to serve god.
To serve god that they had to.
They were not ready until they could break a watermelon between their legs, their thighs.
unidentified
Wow, that's insane.
Us they have to train.
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, shout out to Ax, Follow.
unidentified
I think it is.
It is actually a LX, just so you guys know.
elijah schaffer
Follow a LX.
Before we watch this, a call out for us right here, you can follow.
braeden cooper sorbo
He's actually the reason I got my tick tock back, because he was the first one to boost my uh post to to retweet my post.
unidentified
Yeah, you got it back, please.
I got my oh.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, the tiktok is back, we're back, baby.
Yes, it was actually Alx who retweeted it first, and so that's the reason it got in front of so many people.
And then people at the White House were like, oh shoot, we really should unban this guy.
So thank you bro, I love you.
elijah schaffer
I'm really happy.
unidentified
I'm really happy.
elijah schaffer
Thank you, Alex.
Um and um, I think he's gonna give you a little gift or something.
unidentified
Maybe, who knows, we don't know, nobody.
elijah schaffer
Maybe maybe he will all right, check this out.
Here's the uh, the clip from the rift right in our uh, right right from our speech.
unidentified
It's.
elijah schaffer
It's sorry, it's not like the greatest quality because she's not on there.
Listen, listen to this woman.
We got there with an epic speech memorializing Charlie Kirk.
We had about, You know, 70 people there, pretty good for small little rooms.
We filled the whole room up.
Very, very happy about it.
And we also filled out our t-shirts too, people noticed.
It's true.
Check this out.
unidentified
My name is Zach Crystal Muruel.
And I came, I didn't know what you were going to talk about.
That came because, Brandon, I know your mom.
She's been representing Parents Demanding Justice Alliance up in Washington, D.C. with Kelly Walker.
And my story is one of the stories in the dossier.
I've been, I've had the school board weaponized against me here in the local Alachua County.
My son, you may have seen our local news.
He had a history teacher nominate him as most likely to become a dictator, and he received an award for it.
And anyway, we recorded it and it's made national headlines that we're pushing back against the school district for treating conservative families like that.
So I came with all the desire to really like what I was hearing tonight from you, to support you, particularly just because I'm such a fan of your mom.
She's had me on her podcast and I'm so grateful.
But I have to say, I'm just so saddened by the anti-Semitism that I'm hearing coming from you.
All jokes aside, they're not funny and it is anti-Semitic.
And saying, I don't really mean that about the Jewish people.
And then to mock, you're laughing now.
I just don't appreciate that.
Am I laughing?
No, him.
Oh, no, I'm not laughing.
I don't appreciate that.
And to bow your head and pray to God, who is the God of the Jews?
He's the God who chose them as his chosen people.
I find it very disheartening.
And I think, Brandon, I'll speak to you because I know your mom.
I think you need to be careful of this path you're going down.
I don't think Jay Pilling is the right way to talk about this.
Be respect, be respectful.
She's tried to, she's carrying from her heart.
She's sincere, right?
I am sincere.
And I'm a huge fan of Charlie Kirk.
We saw him on campus with my son.
We are equally being challenged by the local community for the same things that he was saying.
And I think this is really dishonor to his name because I don't think he would appreciate the way that you guys have been pushing your perspectives.
And you're playing with the same identity politics that the left plays with.
That I felt just as uncomfortable 10 years ago when I was in faculty meetings and hear them talk about their leftist perspectives.
And I'm feeling the same thing here.
This is not the direction that I think the party would need to go into or the right needs to go into.
And I personally do not support 95% of what I heard coming from you.
But I do think we need to fight for truth.
I agree with you on that.
I think we need to seek for truth.
And I think you're missing the mark.
And I just want to say that.
And I stayed to the end so I can make my comments because I was just really disappointed with what I heard.
And I thought it was very offensive and very anti-Semitic.
So thank you.
Yeah, I was watching.
braeden cooper sorbo
Thank you for coming.
I mean, we're glad that you stayed till the end that you heard what we had to say.
You're more than welcome to have a completely different opinion.
That's fine.
We don't intend to silence people just because we disagree with them.
We made it, I thought we made it very evident that we don't hate any group of people specifically for who that group of people are, right?
That's that would be completely unchristian.
unidentified
You did with the jokes and the comments and all the ones that come from Miss LoJo.
Well, jokes, yeah, the show specifically is comedic.
We made jokes.
braeden cooper sorbo
We made jokes about everything.
So that's that's so just putting that to the side.
unidentified
We're making jokes about him being Max Kid.
braeden cooper sorbo
We're making and he's one of our, he's one of our guys.
Like yeah, this is our friend.
elijah schaffer
This is we're just we're having a literally.
So I was gonna say this guy don't want to spend too much time, but number one, I respect you obviously a very brave woman.
You're obviously a very brave, you're obviously a very brave woman.
You're willing to stand up and oppose people that are standing here.
You also are a committed woman in terms of the truth.
Stood through the whole thing, which, you know, you're obviously not easily offended because you're able to sit through and listen to opposition.
I respectfully understand your position.
I know where you're coming from because I have a lot of family who has similar positions.
So, two, just two comments.
Number one, thank you for the work that you've done outside of this question.
And I think there's no, I think it's fantastic that you're standing up and that I feel very, very saddened to you that there's a school board and people are targeting you and isolating you and alienating you.
I will say that, though, to respectfully say that I totally know why this looks that way to you.
And I also would say that there is definitely two different factions in the right wing, people more with your perspective and this.
But the things I'm saying tonight reflect a lot of what Charlie was actually saying the last two weeks that he was murdered.
If you watched his show, which I did, he was talking about all this stuff about Jewish power, Netanyahu.
He's writing a letter to Netanyahu.
unidentified
So I've also heard about Clavin or whoever it is that works attorney coming out and talking about the text message.
Colette.
Covet.
Yeah.
Talking about his text messages.
And I don't think Charlie would agree with half the way that you're framing the Jewish question.
I really don't.
He may have said that in a private message, frustrated because he lost a donor of $2 million or whatnot, but I don't think he would speak in these terms.
And I think you know that he wouldn't have.
Now, I don't think he miraculously completely changed his worldview in the last two weeks just because he had frustration over one donor that dropped him.
elijah schaffer
It was, so I'll just learn this.
We want to go on to other questions, but I will tell you this.
So there are private conversations that I've had that would respectfully say, yeah, Charlie didn't think exactly like me.
That's that's the beauty.
He totally doesn't think exactly like me.
He wouldn't use the exact same phrase because he has a different mission, a different calling, and he's on a different platform.
And I think that's very respectful.
However, he didn't personally invite me to platform at his conference.
And I was told that there was no disagreements and I know things were changing.
So the conversation I had behind the scenes and the things that I know, some of which I won't even say out of respect for his own legacy and respect for his own family, I do not feel like I'm doing any dishonoring to him or to them.
And I also would agree with you, though, and anyone that I don't think there's anyone else out in this industry that would probably do exactly what I'm doing doing or done.
Now, unfortunately, because you know his mom, you're getting me in trouble.
unidentified
That's scary.
But no, no, it sounds like putting me in trouble, but I know, but I came out of here for support, completely unaware of who you guys were, what you're what you're saying.
That's what motivated me to.
Thank you.
And that's why I'm here as a conservative who's been put through the fire, who has skin in the game, who is clearly willing to stand up.
She said force pushback.
And that is what I'm doing because I was very, very disappointed with a lot of those topics and how they're presented.
And I just want the hegemony in this room to be broken for anyone else who's uncomfortable with the anti-Semitism.
So no one else is uncomfortable.
I'm not saying anything antiseptic.
I know Elijah very well.
He's my producer.
Absolute certainty.
You don't think.
I've been, I worked with Elijah for a long time.
Proud Jew, proud Zionist.
I can tell you with absolute certainty.
Now, I don't know these other gentlemen, but I would assume that you guys share similar values.
I can tell you with absolute certainty that Elijah is most definitely not an anti-Semite.
I've been working with him for a long time, and he's known that I'm a Zionist.
We work together.
I'm not like, I'm not like super Jew, but I am most definitely a Zionist, and he's known my husband.
I forgot your hat.
I forgot my hat.
Sorry.
But I can tell you with absolute certainty that he's not a Zion, anti-Semite.
I promise you that.
But also, you know, you disagree with me on this topic.
We disagree on certain things.
And also, like, I have a sense of humor, and I know he's got a unique sense of humor.
And what's wrong with that?
There's nothing wrong with that.
You know, you can crack wives all day long, but I can tell you for sure that now Zionism is essentially just you.
elijah schaffer
All right, we can cut that there.
So that was Todd.
Todd is one of my original producers.
He's actually the first producer.
unidentified
He helped me.
elijah schaffer
He helped me found Slightly Offensive back in 2018 in LA.
Now, I call myself a California conservative because my producer was a he worked part-time for me and the other party produced porn for like browsers.
That's not a joke.
braeden cooper sorbo
Because slightly offensive, you know, he was just full-time porn then, pretty much.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
Well, the other time was straight, and with me, it was gay.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
But no, but this is not a joke.
This is like people, people have always misconstrued me.
I mean, it's genuinely misconstrued me.
It's like, yo, a porn producer created slightly offensive.
Like, I want people to grasp that.
unidentified
Okay.
michael hennessey
Makes more sense now.
unidentified
Well, it didn't.
elijah schaffer
It wasn't supposed to be a conservative show.
I just thought lefties were retarded.
Like, and I wanted to fight back, right?
And I thought that I'm not going to get to the whole thing because everyone knows it, but my point is we can talk about things for the rest of this show's history.
But the point is, we started it to just be offensive to lefties because we thought that they were stupid.
And this is where the conversations change.
Because like, this is me, she sees this and me so sad because I was so respectful to her there.
Because I used to be respectful to people to their face.
And I'll try to be respectful now.
It's like, this woman's retarded.
Like, no, it's just true.
She's like, she's like, she has like James Lindsay Ivy in her.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
She's like a Constantine kiss and blunt at night and smokes, you know, a trigonometry podcast.
But my point is, is that like, that's like Todd's looking at me.
It's like, Todd's a Zionist and I'm not a Zionist.
And we come together and we never talked about Israel for the first couple of years, not because we were afraid of it, because we didn't care about it.
We just, there was all these lefties being like, Trump's going to rape all of us.
You remember like all the women's rights things like, and there's a Me Too movement, which I got.
I got Me Too'.
So then I guess that sucks.
But, but also, it's like, you know, women would be like, back 25 years ago, a guy looked at me and he eye-raped me.
This is a real speech, by the way.
unidentified
He irape me.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, you eye-raped you?
I remember that for a second.
What the hell is that?
unidentified
What the hell?
elijah schaffer
You know, that one when he goes, daddy, chill.
unidentified
What the hell is even that?
You ever seen that clip?
I was waiting for me to pull that picture.
What the hell is even that?
He eye-raped you?
Jeez.
elijah schaffer
The only person I want eye raping me is Rob Smith and Xavier DeRousseau.
unidentified
Not Brandon Tatum.
elijah schaffer
Brandon Tatum wouldn't eye rape a man.
Just a shekel or two.
Offensive Humor and Bias 00:15:55
elijah schaffer
Anyway, it started that.
And that was Todd.
So my point is like Todd was a fun guy and he was a nice guy.
And I think that we've lost that where it's like the rights are like, what happened?
unidentified
Where are all these?
elijah schaffer
Where'd all these people against Israel come out of?
You go, you're the ones who brought the issue into the mainstream.
You're trying to force us to like you.
And that's not how liking works.
Respect isn't like, you can't buy people and force us to like you.
Just like we didn't like the retarded lefties who were against Trump.
We don't like people that are forcing their politics and their and their stupidity onto us.
We don't like that, whether it's the women's march, the me too movement, the march for our lives, and the Zionist revolution today.
We don't want any of it.
So we've never stopped thinking the lefties are stupid.
But then we also realize what this girl doesn't realize.
We started realizing who actually was behind feminism.
Who's behind pornography?
unidentified
Who's behind transgenderism?
elijah schaffer
What books were they burning?
And we started asking questions.
braeden cooper sorbo
Why were the slave auctions closed on Saturdays?
unidentified
Oh, I didn't know that.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, in America, the slave auctions were closed on Saturdays.
unidentified
On Saturdays?
Yeah.
Shipowners.
braeden cooper sorbo
Didn't you hear the early Christians worshipped on the Sabbath?
No, that's what the Seventh-day Adventists say.
Thank you for telling me.
All of the Christians did the Sabbath until the Catholic Church, the demon, came and said, do it on Sunday instead.
unidentified
So now you know.
elijah schaffer
Well, it was nice of them to give our Saturdays off.
My family never saved more money except on Saturdays.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
So I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
No, but jokes aside, yeah.
I mean, like, this was, I think what's happening is this woman was there and she was like, I'm going to tell everyone.
And if anyone wants to break the hegemony, everyone's just like, gay.
michael hennessey
You know, like, everybody looks so miserable when she was talking to.
Like, everybody was laughing the whole time.
And as soon as she starts talking, everybody just looks so miserable.
Like, shut this bitch up, please.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm too kind.
unidentified
I mean, we could have taken it to do.
elijah schaffer
We have to treat people with respect.
I do think so.
But anyway, that's all I wanted to say about that.
Someone said, was that guy?
Someone's like, anyways, that's all I was going to say.
But by the way, down the road, that's why I never really was a conservative, but whatever I've become, whatever I've turned into, it's dangerous.
It's dangerous because I'm pretty fundamental.
unidentified
That's all I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
I'm pretty fundamental.
You know, pretty fundamental in how we need to change our country.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And someone said, oh, so Elijah isn't our guy.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, that's because they heard about your producer.
unidentified
Oh, dude.
michael hennessey
You meant being a fluffer or something?
unidentified
Who's a fluffer?
I don't know.
michael hennessey
That's what you told me.
unidentified
I'm confused.
We weren't supposed to talk about that.
Sorry.
We can move on.
elijah schaffer
Actually, people said it in the comments.
unidentified
What actually is?
I actually don't know.
elijah schaffer
People always say I was a fluffer.
michael hennessey
I think it's someone in between sets that helps keep the guy hard or something.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I've heard about this.
Dude, when I was in the- Why do you know that, Henny?
unidentified
I'm just saying, I'm reading when I was in LA.
elijah schaffer
I was working.
I was working for a YouTuber.
I was working for a YouTuber, kind of helping produce that was ran a porn company.
It's not a joke.
And then I found a producer that kind of way too, that was like a porn producer.
And that's kind of how we started slightly offensive.
Well, I started independently, and then I like wanted to turn it into something.
So the first people that contacted me was a Jewish guy, but no, no pun intended.
A Jewish guy reached out and was like, hey, I'm like, I work for Paramount and I create those digital stuff.
And in Marvel movies and stuff, they have screens called CGI.
Yeah, but like, yeah, sure.
But he was just like, I create things.
And like, I want to help you.
And so we built this.
And then a couple weeks later, I got a call from a talent agency.
Dude, my career started fast.
I was like a plant, but it was like talent agency.
And then go work for Blaze, like I've mentioned.
And then I found out years later, they thought I was gay and Jewish.
unidentified
I've always mentioned that.
elijah schaffer
That's why they gave me a job.
Because I spoke to my producer.
I produced his name, you know, Todd Siegel.
He's got, you know, the Jewish name, and he's talking about me.
We're talking like this.
And he's got Todd Siegel and Elijah Schaefer.
And oh, hey, boy, they're going to go out and we're going to make ourselves a show.
unidentified
It's going to be so great.
elijah schaffer
It's going to be pornography, but it's going to be baked in like the lampshades that were baked from the soap.
You know, I don't know what they say anymore.
But that was the plan.
And unfortunately, when Mark Levin found out when Mark, what happened there?
unidentified
What?
michael hennessey
He unplugged his headphones.
elijah schaffer
Oh, no, I got a call from Mark Levin.
unidentified
He peeps in there.
elijah schaffer
They put nanoparticles into you when you work there.
And then Mark Levin can beam into your brain and communicate to your CNS.
Uh, no, but uh, yeah, I uh I was like, we went in there, and then uh, basically, I remember it was like, So, I remember, I remember the conversation, like you would be sitting at a place with like Mark, and he'd be like, you know, as a young Jewish guy like yourself, and you'd just be sitting there like not saying anything, like you have conversations.
Like, I got invited to like Shabbat meetings, and like I would be sitting at tables.
Like, I said a table with a bunch of Jewish people, and it was like literally a table where and the girl was like, You know, they put all of us in the tribe in one table because they think we all get along.
And I was sitting there, like, confused, like a tribe called Quest.
unidentified
What type of tribe?
What tribe dude?
elijah schaffer
Forever, people thought I was Jewish, and I didn't know what to do because I realized it was helping my career a lot.
And I remember I literally told my now wife, I was like, Remember telling her, I was like, I kind of wish I was Jewish.
unidentified
She's like, Why?
elijah schaffer
I was like, Because I think my career would be better.
Like, I people that think I'm Jewish, like, I mean, I remember like Prager U with Will Witt back in those days, and I remember meeting like uh Marissa and some of the people, and I remember like two people there were like, So, well, where do you, where do you go?
unidentified
Are you Orthodox?
elijah schaffer
And now, I like back in the day, I was thinking, like, oh, Orthodox Christian, you know, but that's not what they meant, no, not that Orthodox.
And I was like, No, I don't think I'm really Orthodox, not Orthodox, no, no, not really.
And I'm like, Oh, everybody just thought I was a, I was every, oh, but my name is very Jewish, a very Hebrew name, you know, it's literally Hebrew.
braeden cooper sorbo
So, that's why that's why you found a Jewish wife, correct?
elijah schaffer
That's actually actually a prominent comment you put, yeah, a prominent, uh, prominent white supremacist.
I don't know who he is, maybe he's a white supremacist, I have no idea, but you don't know anybody's shit, okay?
michael mendoza
Also, by the way, um, I found a clip from when Todd was on the show.
unidentified
I just, yeah, yeah, we should watch it.
michael mendoza
I was actually thinking about this the other day because it's just funny because he was cracking up at this.
elijah schaffer
But real fast, I want to read a couple things by the way.
My entire feed here, oh, oh, play that, play that.
unidentified
Is that Todd?
michael mendoza
Yeah, I don't know if I have audio.
I think I have to turn audio on real quick.
unidentified
So, give me a second.
michael mendoza
Todd was on our show, yeah, I think twice.
elijah schaffer
Oh, he was always too afraid to go on.
unidentified
That's good.
elijah schaffer
Um, I said this: my entire feed is pro-Israel content.
Anyone else?
This is one of the funniest things ever.
And everyone's agreeing with me, 10,000 likes.
And the only people that disagree with me, like this guy's like, No, unfortunately, mine showed me your tweet, and you're a wicked anti-semite.
I click on his last post.
I want to get my picture taken at the Western Wall just because it makes all the right people mad.
Not the best motivation, I'll grant you.
And the only other person disagreeing with me, you go down, you go, Where's this guy?
Oh, where is he?
It was uh Larry Friedman.
It's like, I find content of cheating on your wife, that's adultery.
It's like Nimi Yamini, also Jewish, who was like begging to come on the show, but yeah, who's begging to come on the show?
Um, what's up with this new thing?
What's up with this new like um talk about all this stuff?
So now they're just coming after now.
They're coming through my marriage again.
unidentified
What is this?
elijah schaffer
Um, then you have like, no, but it was a guy, like, it was like it was like the one top comment that was like, Oh, I disagree with, I disagree with this.
I have all pro-Hamas content.
His name was like Larry Feinberg, and you're like, Wow, you got like Nimi Yamini, and like, you know, uh, Joel Sherrod, and you guys are disagreeing with me that there's not pro-Israel content.
Wonder what your bias could be?
I wonder what your bias could be, yeah.
It's like, it's like, it's like, dude, it's getting crazy.
It's like, and then what's funny is like, it's like, you say, this is what they do.
You say something like, it's not even a tax statement, right?
This is so bad you're losing the war.
This is not even a joke.
These people are losing the information we're so bad.
You say something like, my entire, look at this.
It's very simple.
My entire feed is pro-Israel content.
Anyone else?
I didn't even say it was a bad thing.
I didn't mention it was bad.
And then what does Sherrod do?
He calls me a wicked anti-Semite.
He attacks my, he says I'm wicked.
And then that other the bald guy says, says, adultery.
It's like, what does it have to do with any of this?
That's kind of the tactics they use, where it's like, what the fuck does that have to do with this post?
And you're not discrediting what I'm saying.
unidentified
And you're not.
michael hennessey
Well, they never call you a liar.
They just call you an anti-Semite or they call you names.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, it's like pretty crazy because you're just like, and they think it matters to me.
Like, call me whatever you want, dude.
unidentified
Like, you know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Say I did every evil thing in the book.
I'm telling the truth.
unidentified
I got you.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
You've been exposed.
And it's not like you.
It's not like there's a guy named the Jew.
You know, it's like, that's, it's not what it is.
It's just like, I'm saying there's a foreign government that is influencing our politics and they're influencing our algorithms right now.
But I wanted to bring this up.
I thought it was funny.
unidentified
I don't even know if that's true.
I don't even know if that's true.
I don't even.
elijah schaffer
Where's this guy from last night?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
He said this.
elijah schaffer
This guy named Bobby Thorne, Chad, Chad guy.
Looks, looks, I mean, like, you click on his, it's like a Chad.
We love our Chads.
unidentified
Cool guy.
elijah schaffer
Probably a nice guy.
He says white pride, right?
He's got Hermes, follows him.
unidentified
Probably a cool guy.
elijah schaffer
Welcome to come on the show, Evertube.
He seems like a nice guy.
And he said, hey, I'm just asking you to clarify what you said yesterday.
CPIC, depending on who is Jewish in your family, it might hurt your ability to be objective on the JQ.
And I mean, you're the one that put it out there for the world to see.
So I said, wait, where is I thought?
unidentified
You took it down?
The boyfriend thing?
elijah schaffer
No, it was supposed to.
unidentified
No.
Maybe I didn't, right?
Oh, here it is.
elijah schaffer
It was back.
He said, for the sake of you being able to trust your discussions of Jews, I said, that's under this.
Bias, can you tell us who in your family is Jewish?
He said, yeah, I am Jewish.
My daughter is Jewish.
And my boyfriend is Jewish.
That's what you have to tell people.
unidentified
So base.
elijah schaffer
On all sides of these arguments, it's gotten so ridiculous.
unidentified
You're just like.
Just go with it.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They call me like, yeah.
It's like, it's like kind of, kind of crazy.
But at the same time, it's, you know, it can't be gaslight.
Anyways, we'll see you over at locals.
We have a couple, a couple super chats to read before we go up there.
We have a $20 super chat.
unidentified
Let's go.
Um, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, Alexis Tatum says he's only spit on once.
unidentified
Okay.
Let me see.
elijah schaffer
Oh, $20 from Jax.
unidentified
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Should more men with power speak out and stand up for Candace Owens, Anna Kasparian, and Megan Kelly from Attacks from Zionists from Zionist.
unidentified
Singular.
elijah schaffer
Jeremiah Zionist, they call him.
Yeah, you know, I don't have time to do the extra content, but I actually put publicly, I mean, at least I comment on their stuff and I've said, hey, there's a struggle session against Megan Kelly.
Anna Kasparian has been at war with the Zionists forever.
unidentified
That's not.
elijah schaffer
The young Turks have always been like, you know, up there.
Candice Owens, you know, has hundreds of millions of dollars.
unidentified
I think she's.
michael hennessey
That clip of her rubbing her hands is going like everywhere.
Oh, Kasparin.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Did you see it?
No.
I'm going to play it for you.
Yeah.
The first reference.
Oh, hold on.
We have the clip with Todd of Todd.
Let's play.
Here we go.
michael mendoza
I think it's funny, but.
Wait, why am I not getting audio?
unidentified
Oh, good job.
elijah schaffer
Because you probably don't have the audio turned on over there in the audio thing.
unidentified
No, it is.
michael mendoza
The box is checked.
unidentified
I don't know what it is.
Oh, wait.
michael mendoza
I think maybe this one.
unidentified
Yeah, it's this one.
All right.
michael mendoza
Oh, never mind.
unidentified
Okay.
michael mendoza
I don't know what the hell it's going to be.
unidentified
Oh, wait.
michael mendoza
Is it the might be the tab?
unidentified
Yeah, it's a tab.
That was it.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say, I can go fix it in five seconds.
unidentified
I knew it.
It was either the tab.
Watch this.
michael mendoza
I did think that, you know, I remember he was like cracking up about that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
He was so drunk.
unidentified
Oh my gosh.
michael mendoza
Also, at the beginning of the episode, his like nose is just like poking in into your shot.
unidentified
See?
Oh my god.
Just his nose poking in.
I don't know if I can see why.
Oh, man.
Oh, boy.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I love how someone said, I would say somebody asked me why I was thinking today I wasn't circumcised.
If I said that publicly, it was probably like my editor-in-chief or someone trolling off my account because I have actually been circumcised twice.
unidentified
So that's a true story.
braeden cooper sorbo
I've been three times, actually.
unidentified
Really?
Yeah.
You guys having a showdown?
braeden cooper sorbo
It's a hood off, actually.
elijah schaffer
Someone else said Elijah never called it fluffy.
unidentified
He calls it a good time.
michael hennessey
That's why you didn't understand.
unidentified
Well, I kind of assumed.
michael hennessey
I was like, he's not getting it.
unidentified
I thought this is what he did.
elijah schaffer
You know what's crazy, though?
Someone said they were really shocked to find out tonight that there's Jews involved in the porn industry.
unidentified
No way.
michael hennessey
Next, you'll tell me banking music and all this other stuff.
unidentified
I won't believe it.
There's no way.
michael hennessey
I need like, uh, get, we need to get that lady on here.
michael mendoza
Well, I'm going to break the hegemony and then say that's not true.
By the way, like, does that even make sense grammatically?
I don't think it does.
The break the hegemony.
unidentified
It's like the rule.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think, I think, no, I think that, well, I think she's saying like hegemony, but yeah, I think she's saying like the, like, the, the, the aggregate, agreeable, like, position in here.
Like, like, there's like, uh, like, I think she's, she's, I think it's I think it does work.
unidentified
It is.
It's grammatically correct.
I think it does work.
elijah schaffer
It's just that, no, I think it does work.
It's just, like, not what someone who cares about the, like, this is exactly the problem with academics.
That's not the way you would speak to people in their early 20s and late teens.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, it is one of like, we shall therefore break the hegemony.
unidentified
I'll default the finest of the baseball.
elijah schaffer
It's like, okay, just be like, yo, hey, everyone here, if you disagree, maybe stand up with me right now.
unidentified
That would have been so funny.
elijah schaffer
She's like, stand up with me if you disagree.
unidentified
Come on.
And everyone is like, staring at me.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, well, that's the thing is break the hedge money is the right word.
It's like, you know, break the influence of a powerful group or something.
But she's using it in the wrong sense because how are we the influencing powerful group?
unidentified
That's not us.
michael mendoza
If you want to speak to the youth, you got to be like this guy.
You got to be aura farming.
elijah schaffer
Is that Brelin Hollyhan?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Look, it's not kids at the event.
unidentified
Do you notice that?
Yeah, I know.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's the old white liberals who aren't at the Antifa Portland things in their frog outfits.
unidentified
It's not.
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
Let's do a comparison.
Look at this.
braeden cooper sorbo
Look at our event versus Brylin.
Webbin's Morning Show Announcement 00:07:38
unidentified
Look at our event.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
Look at this.
These are all young people.
These are all young guys.
unidentified
Look.
braeden cooper sorbo
We had girls there too.
elijah schaffer
Oh, look, that's the guy in the back that was talking about the third guy back behind the guy in the shades.
Because the guy was telling me about like, yeah, that we're going to get pussy.
And I was like, bro, that was what I was saying about how, like, I don't know if that's what we're doing tonight.
unidentified
Obviously, me.
elijah schaffer
Oh, that was the girl who asked the question.
And it turned out, unfortunately, that she was not a Christian or a Mormon.
unidentified
She was something else.
elijah schaffer
But we'll find out about that later.
No, but look at these guys.
unidentified
These are young guys.
There's Todd.
Look.
He was filming it.
braeden cooper sorbo
He was filming the interaction.
Everyone's like, what is happening?
elijah schaffer
Dude, the guy with the blue light blockers, I was like, Jack Cruz.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Look at that officer in the back.
Dude, you got these like, you just know these guys in the front are like wignats or something.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Actually, yeah, for sure.
elijah schaffer
Like, you just, people that look like that are just like Joel Davis fans, you know?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You just always know.
unidentified
You can always tell them.
All right.
elijah schaffer
We have one more, two more super chats.
Co-life for $20.
unidentified
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
So, yeah, my wife recently got red-pilled, and she is now Candace's biggest fan.
I've been trying to slowly introduce her to Fuentes.
By the way, I'm 46 that is an old Groipers, but really do love your show so much and keep up the fight.
You so much.
Also, I would say this, though.
michael hennessey
Everybody's wondering how you have been circumcised three times.
They've put it in there a bunch.
unidentified
What do you mean?
How do you do it?
michael mendoza
You can do anything if you put your mind to it.
unidentified
Literally.
michael hennessey
The chat's getting concerned about you.
braeden cooper sorbo
Guys, I don't know what you're talking about.
unidentified
It's not that hard.
braeden cooper sorbo
You take a little bit off, then you come back and take some more.
And then when it grows back, you do it again.
unidentified
What are you guys on?
michael mendoza
Yeah, and if you wait too long, then it grows back even longer.
And then you have a whole other problem.
unidentified
And then it becomes exactly.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's one of those things, man.
michael hennessey
You like go every time just a little bit off the top.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's like your nails or your barber.
unidentified
Yeah.
You go to your barber.
You're like a little bit off the top.
braeden cooper sorbo
And then he goes like this.
And you're like, no, I'm not an infant.
unidentified
Go through that.
You just wanted the rabbi to help you.
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, that's what I was saying, but that's usually for infants.
unidentified
Well, you know, normally adults.
michael mendoza
Normally, how they call it lowering your ears.
In this case, you're lowering your balls.
unidentified
Wow.
Did you just soundboard cheer your own thing?
That's the best part.
That doesn't count.
elijah schaffer
Someone also said they lost their virginity twice.
unidentified
Technically, as a guy, you would love to recognize the virginity.
That's Catholic.
Oh, born again, bro.
Okay, favorite.
Let's go.
You know what's so nice?
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
Say the N-word on locals.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, I was going to say, real fast.
Oh, Colin Downey Riddle said the only shows that I catch every episode of are NJF, Joel Davis, Joe Webbin, and Elijah.
Now, I hope that you found Joel Davis from this show.
I would imagine you did.
A lot of people did.
And I think, you know, I'm proud to announce two things.
So, number one, a little update.
Riff TV is expanding.
Starting next week, we have a pilot launching of our White House show with Jordan Conradson.
I hope you guys watch it.
It's a morning show.
It's going to be airing at 7 a.m., I know, in the morning on Rumble, but it's a good morning show.
And yes, it's a lot cleaner and a lot professional.
And I think it's going to be a really great way, especially like it's going to be our target audience for that is like Gen X and older millennials.
That's really the target audience for that.
But to try to get Zoomers interested in those older politics, like the more like establishment kind of politics, we have an establishment show.
We have a journalist in the White House.
We're very happy about that.
Jordan is going to be shooting from DC.
We have two pilot episodes, hopefully, launching next week.
So you'll see them here on this channel.
He'll be airing in the morning.
But that's a good show to catch during the day going over, you know, and those are like, it's like an adult show.
Like there's congressmen going to be on it and businessmen.
And like, it's the kind of show where you go like see Grant Cardone interviewed and like Marjorie Taylor and people.
So it's going to be, it's going to be like our morning show.
But because it's the morning, we don't need like, I hate those like crassic mornings.
In the morning, it's going to be some news.
Like, here's what's going on.
unidentified
Let's talk about this.
elijah schaffer
You don't, you're not in the mindset yet.
It takes it like noon until you're like, I could laugh.
I don't know about you, but the mornings, I'm not in a funny mood, you know, ever.
So that launches.
Also, Rift TV is proud to announce that we are now hired Joel Webbin, the pastor that you just mentioned, as well.
unidentified
So that's really great.
elijah schaffer
So Joel Webbin, we're in the middle of building his studio.
unidentified
What's our show?
elijah schaffer
I'm actually going to be watching every episode of the show, actually.
unidentified
I'm looking forward to it.
elijah schaffer
DC Dive, I will be watching because I own this company and need to watch all the shows.
But actually, my EA will probably be watching every episode and then putting notes.
unidentified
I have a new EA too.
elijah schaffer
You guys will meet him.
We'll just give him a D. We'll just call him D. Got E and D.
unidentified
He got the D.
elijah schaffer
But D, I'll see if he wants his name out there.
So I don't know if he does.
But I got a new executive assistant who's going to be helping a lot with the company and structuring things.
He's actually a growth expert, but I needed an assistant.
I have too much going on between the few companies.
So it was really good.
I've been needing that for like six months now so I can spend some time with my family and not die without seeing my kids every day.
And we're trying to grow.
So make sure you watch those shows because we have some other people we'd like to hire and grow and move with.
And we'd like to be good, including things like Brayden just got on official payroll and stuff now too.
And Mike, we got payroll running and we're getting things going.
And we never had to take money from Israel yet.
So thank you for that.
But yeah, Joel Webbin will be on this channel.
So you will be seeing a live show with Joel Webbin.
No, live to tape.
unidentified
I'll just be honest with you.
elijah schaffer
In the beginning.
But that should be tentatively starting in November, Sundays at 8 p.m. Eastern Time on Rumble.
We should have a new show.
And I think his first series, I'm not going to give too much away, but he's going to be doing the problem with hyphenated Christianity, which we all know means Judeo Christianity.
So it's going to do a debunking hyphenated Christianity series.
I think this is a very important show.
unidentified
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
I think it's a very important show.
It's going to be very good.
And I know that he has a non-profit.
unidentified
He does this Christian show.
elijah schaffer
And that problem with that is you can't do all this political stuff as a non-profit.
So that's why he's doing a for-profit show that is going to be about the, you know, jumping in.
He's going to get a lot of persecution.
We're going to need to support him a lot.
So there's that.
Anyway, let's go over to locals.
We have a few things to talk about.
We'll see you in like two minutes.
ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
Make sure that you join directly wherever you can.
I think we do have a link on the screen now.
unidentified
There it is.
elijah schaffer
Links on the screen.
Links to the screen.
unidentified
We'll see you over there.
elijah schaffer
Don't forget to follow Brayden Sorbo is Brayden C. Sorbo.
unidentified
No, that's Sarah C. Stock.
You're Brayden Sorbo, right?
Brayden Sorbo.
Yep.
Brandon.
braeden cooper sorbo
Brandon Sabobo.
unidentified
Brandon Sabo.
braeden cooper sorbo
I did that actually.
I was at an event and I won an award and they're like, Brasden Sabobo.
I don't know how you found the Z, but that's actually something.
And my sister now has that as my contact in her phone.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, by the way, Riff TV is greater than Daily Liar.
We should just go to war and make some shirts with Riff TV is greater than Daily Liar.
braeden cooper sorbo
We would have fun with that.
We could make some funny shirts.
elijah schaffer
Dude, we should start a spoof like show once we call the Daily Liar.
So, like, if you see the AI, my show.
That's like, now let's go to Michael Shapiro.
So, guys, we're going to show you something that's going on in your city so you don't ask about the Epstein files.
Anyway, all right, let's cut back to you.
Wow, Israel's just a really great place.
You know, I think we should send more influencers there.
unidentified
They'd learn a lot.
elijah schaffer
Next to you, I'm here with Ghislaine Maxwell.
unidentified
Remember that?
elijah schaffer
Remember that one?
She's saying there's talking to her about how the Epstein files are fake.
She's like, yeah, I'm the first person to go to jail for human trafficking people to know one.
It's like, such a good phrase.
unidentified
Literally.
We should do that.
That'll just be my show.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, we'll see you there.
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