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elijah schaffer
Well, the Daily Beast reports deranged MAGA Civil War erupts.
Bringing it up on the screen over engagement ring size.
It's kind of crazy.
Liam Arkaki Bukaki said a jab about the size of an engagement ring has turned into a war of words between right-wing online influencers.
The civil war developed into a bitter and bizarre personal attack.
Why are we talking about this?
Number one, it's our very own Sarah C. Stock.
Congratulations.
She just got engaged to her fiancé, who is a brown seasonal worker in the Texas Lawn Valley of California.
Now, she put up a picture of her engagement ring, which a lot of people would say would be a very, very, you know, happy moment for anybody, including for a young 21-year-old Catholic girl who's just trying to follow God.
But it turns out that everybody and their mom were upset, including the leaders of the conservative movement, two black homosexuals known as Xavier Randiso and Rob Smith, who responded, the actual white supremacists on this app are so broke.
How are you superior wearing a gumball machine engagement ring?
Lol.
And Rob Smith said, dead, as in, we opened the conversation just like they're assholes.
And the problem with this situation is we know also black people aren't broke because they wear labels, you know, like Louis Vuitton and Gucci shoes, and they wear big diamonds and rings.
And so you know they're not broke because they wear labels because that's what it's about, folks.
Your wealth is defined by how much you show it outwardly.
We know that's a true statement.
That's why the black community is the wealthiest in all of the United States of America.
It's a good thing to learn tonight.
Anyways, this opened up a civil war, an actual conversation.
They actually made the news across the internet.
People are discussing what is the conservative movement about.
As every eth and girl came out to say that it's about the size of the ring.
Ladies and gentlemen, does size matter?
That's our main topic for today.
And it really is a deeper conversation.
Plus, Thailand becomes country 111 as we know North Korea became country 110.
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And now, as Trump support crumbles under the weight of his support for Israel, young people are beginning to turn on him, including men.
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We just got back from El Salvador.
We'll talk about that too.
Let's start the show.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and I'm glad to be here today.
Joining me in the studio to talk about this picture, which broke the internet right here.
This is a picture of Sarah's hand, and people had a lot of comments about this.
My opinion on it, I'll let you know in just a little bit, but I came up with this made an entire show.
Everybody has weighed in so much so that Daily Wire is willing to have her back on the show to talk about it.
You know, it's getting serious.
Joining me today to discuss this is comedian.
It's hard to say woman and comedian in the same sentence.
That in itself is the best joke of the show.
Go ahead and introduce yourself.
Tell us who you are, why you're here.
chrissie mayr
Thank you for not putting comedian in quotes, as so many people do.
My name is Chrissy Mayer.
I'm a comedian and podcaster.
You can see me this weekend at the brokerage on Long Island in Belmore.
And I have lots more dates coming up.
Go to chrissymayer.com.
I'll be in Ohio, Plano, Texas, San Diego, Phoenix, a lot more cities.
So check it out.
Hope to see you at a show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let's go.
And joining us is Riff TV contributor and, of course, author of the new book, Embrace Masculinity.
What's up, Brayden?
Introduce yourself.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, as everyone knows, Brayden Sorbo, contributor for Riff TV, all-around jovial guy and the DEI hire here at The Rift.
elijah schaffer
Let's go.
And co-host and resident producer here, founder of Snowflake News.
Tell us who you are.
michael hennessey
Michael Hennessy of Snowflake underscore News.
Excited to be here.
Just got back from El Salvador with Elijah.
Had a great time and excited to go over it.
elijah schaffer
All right, let me introduce this topic to you today.
It is actually quite crazy.
So over the weekend, our team got a message and it was as the follows.
You know, oh my gosh, I am so excited.
I just got engaged.
And that was from none other than Joey, who apparently they say rape doesn't lead to love, but in his case, it did.
No, that's a total joke.
chrissie mayr
You just have to keep doing it.
elijah schaffer
But no, so we got a message from our one and only Sarah C. Stock.
They call her the argumenter in chief of the studio and Catholic theologian provocateur.
No, but she said she got engaged.
And like any normal people, we just said, congratulations and we meant it, right?
I mean, it's always good when people around you find success.
And I think that that was all of our decisions.
However, not everybody felt that strongly.
She put up this picture right here.
We can bring it back up saying, I won.
And then she, of course, said that.
Now, she could be inviting a lot of things.
She said she won.
Why?
Because with women, everything's a competition with other women.
We do know that.
Everyone had criticized her ring her hand.
The only criticism I have is you won one against two.
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All right, let's dive back in.
Don't forget to read the disclaimer.
As this is not financial advice and you invest in your own risk in anything, I'm not going to tell you to invest and I'm not going to tell you what to do.
I'm just going to let you know that that's where we're at.
All right, talking about this.
So I want to get into this.
So, you know, I don't know.
I don't know what your initial reactions were to this, Chrissy, but it's like, I don't know.
You see somebody who says they got engaged.
What was your thoughts?
You know, you saw this.
chrissie mayr
It's interesting because I know Sarah.
I love her.
I've had her.
I think I've had her on the show.
I don't know where I met her, actually.
Everything's getting foggy, but.
elijah schaffer
That's called ketamine.
I've asked you to stop.
She's breastfeeding.
chrissie mayr
I think it's called just like baby brain.
Everything melts away.
You know, I saw the tweet, just her hand saying I won.
And although I really like Sarah, I'm like, I don't love this tweet, but maybe she is like a bit of a provocateur.
And I think, I think she wanted, I wonder if part of her wanted this reaction from people.
Because I don't, I also don't have the world's biggest engagement ring, nor did I want the world's biggest engagement ring because it's something you're you're wearing every day.
So it's like you don't want it to be like clonking into stuff.
My mom, I remember one of my like strongest memories from childhood is when my mom's like rock like fell out of her ring while she was vacuuming and we never saw it again.
Like she vacuumed up her diamond from my dad.
And I was like, oh, damn, ever since that moment, I was like, I don't want what a liability that is, wearing, I guess, a few thousand dollars on your hand at all times.
But so I see that tweet and I go, all right, she's probably trying to have fun.
She's probably trying to get a reaction out of people.
But if she's being serious about it, it's almost like it's about the ring, not the person, not the relationship, not your future together.
But I was like, she's probably just trying to be funny and left it at that.
And then I see all these comments from these girls that I don't know that I don't know very well.
And it's just on the whole, it's been very entertaining.
And then when you look at places like Daily Mail, Vanity Fair, you know, wanting and writing articles about this, doesn't that tell you something pretty pretty interesting that all these outlets used to be writing about like actual celebrities and now they're writing about like niche areas of Twitter.
They're writing about us.
I mean, I have a few Daily Mail articles about me from stuff I've tweeted out over.
elijah schaffer
So Yahoo and Daily Beast too now.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, and Daily Beast.
So I'm just like, it's a real moment.
Like, wow, we're like the new celebrities.
We're the people that these outlets want to write about.
Like our little Twitter spats are interesting enough for a whole article.
You know, that, or it's just real slow news day.
elijah schaffer
I mean, to be honest, the day before yesterday, the news was about dildos at the WNBA.
The fact that we were talking about the WNBA in general was also shocking.
braeden cooper sorbo
Sorry about that, guys.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's been a big week for white women's hands.
unidentified
I don't know if you guys have seen a lot of these pictures going.
elijah schaffer
These pictures go around.
I mean, obviously, you've had this one.
Remember this?
This had the uproar.
This picture of this famous influencer doing this.
You also had this picture that came out.
Remember this one?
braeden cooper sorbo
I remember that one.
chrissie mayr
Oh, yes.
That looks like a Roman salute.
elijah schaffer
I think she's just reaching to show her other rings.
And then, of course, we had that one as well out here cooking like Casey Linnae.
And she also has Extinguish the Juice.
So I think that was by the emojis.
I think she's definitely doing that on purpose.
No, but it's a big girl.
michael hennessey
Big Bellamy salute.
elijah schaffer
Is that a Bellamy salute?
michael hennessey
Yeah, I think it's called a Bellamy salute.
So back in the day when we would do the Pledge of Allegiance, that's how you would do it.
You put your hand on the heart, you'd put your, you know, the arm out, and then it got switched over time.
So I think they're just trying to, you know, glorify history and bring us back to our roots.
braeden cooper sorbo
We're certainly glorifying history.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
chrissie mayr
Well, okay, so what an evil laugh you have.
I love it.
braeden cooper sorbo
Thank you.
chrissie mayr
It sounds diabolical.
elijah schaffer
Girls just start to giggle when Brayden starts to speak.
By the way, we didn't introduce the one, the only man, the myth, the legend behind the curtain, the Wizard of Oz himself, Mendozer of the MendozerReport.com, which is a new offshoot, just like the Daily Beast has the Beast Daily.
Welcome, Michael Mendoza.
Congrats on the new website and the launch.
I know that there's too much traffic on your previous server, so you had to open up a new one.
unidentified
Yeah, what's up?
I am, in fact, here.
So, yeah, a little late on the intro, but I am here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and that being said, okay, so here's what happened.
So, there is a e-celebrity known as Emily Saves America that then commented on the picture.
This is kind of where it started a conversation.
And I want to have a conversation about like marriage and what life's really about.
Said here, this the ring size and put like a dead emoji.
You can see that there.
chrissie mayr
That's a hunty thing to say.
elijah schaffer
Well, it got ratioed, right?
With more comments than likes.
And what's interesting is I believe that was a response to Pearl Davis.
I'm not going to explain any details, but I was like, hey, Pearl, you want to come on the show and talk to Sarah since you're calling her out a lot.
And then she's like, you got to pay me a bunch of money to come on.
unidentified
Oh, she, I'm trying to invite her onto a podcast.
chrissie mayr
She won't even do a podcast for five to LA, less than $5,000.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I'm like, wait.
braeden cooper sorbo
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
elijah schaffer
No.
No.
No one's doing that.
michael hennessey
That's not been for 10 hours so far today.
I haven't seen it.
unidentified
No, You don't have to do comedy for pizza for like several years.
chrissie mayr
You don't do that.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, it's like, well, yeah.
She's like, well, people will do that.
And I go, yeah.
And also, people will give you fractional reserve lending loans and get a private family to take over a bank and then not call a central bank, call it the Federal Reserve, and then inflate your currency just because they do that.
You know, people do that.
Doesn't mean we do that.
The charging to go on podcasts is like that would be only if it was like an enemy and they were like going to try to set you up and you're like, okay, might as well get something out of this.
chrissie mayr
But like, it's a mutually beneficial thing.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
The idea of charging for it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Just say no.
chrissie mayr
They think you're hot shit.
elijah schaffer
Just say no and show your ring, you know?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But no, just say no.
She said, she said this.
By the way, I like Pearl.
I just was like a little bit flabbergasted because, you know, like if Candace Owens was like, Candace Owens is willing to do a show with me for free.
So like, Andrew Tate's willing to do a show with me for free.
He's like, come out to Dubai, BB.
And literally, just like, come and we'll do it.
He's even said, oh, he'd stop by, but then the freaking AG here tried to arrest him.
So he had to leave on his private jet.
So that was a good excuse.
You know, hey, Bob, we're trying to put me in jail for human trafficking.
I got to go.
braeden cooper sorbo
Very true.
michael hennessey
But I guess that happens.
elijah schaffer
But my point of this is, it's like, I'll just be completely honest.
They're like, Pearl, I feel like everyone's got a little bit of an inflated ego on the internet.
Can we be honest about that?
chrissie mayr
She's one of the few people, literally, her, and who else did I try to get on who said they had to charge for a podcast?
It was somebody, an older, an old, an old NLB.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
I can't remember the name, but it was like an old baseball player, like with a household name that you would know.
God, my husband, if you're listening, John Rocker.
No.
unidentified
No, it wasn't him.
Okay.
braeden cooper sorbo
John Rocker, he'd be cool.
Does he charge?
I don't know.
He seems like a cool guy, though.
unidentified
Actually, his manager has been in the office before.
Oh, sweet.
elijah schaffer
He lives nearby.
braeden cooper sorbo
John Rocker and manager.
Get over here.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay.
So on the side note, though, I guess we had to be careful.
I was like, this title is not going to draw people in, but I guess the e-girl Holocaust wouldn't have worked in the topic.
Yeah.
I was like, e-girl Holocaust is what I thought we were calling it, but I realized I don't know if the Holocaust would have worked.
braeden cooper sorbo
Probably not.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, total ethos holocaust is actually what I was thinking about calling this episode.
But then sometimes it translates into like, dude, censorship's so strange because then you don't get to put a good title because you have to censor yourself.
And so then it's like, then you don't get to put a good title.
chrissie mayr
Calling it e-girl holocaust isn't accurate because this drama actually happened.
elijah schaffer
Well, jokes aside, she's like, hottest right-wing e-girl taken off the market.
Conservative women will use their marriage and family to build their brand.
I mean, to be completely honest, I mean, that's true.
Most men don't really do that.
We just sort of like, you know, but that, but that's also the truth of the matter is that what's the point is that the reason why we don't use our family to build our brand is our brand is meant to build our family as well.
Well, right.
chrissie mayr
Some do.
I've seen Benny Johnson post a lot of videos on Matt Walsh, too.
elijah schaffer
Some of the reasons for that.
chrissie mayr
Do you think those guys are not?
elijah schaffer
I didn't say anything.
chrissie mayr
I like them all.
You can post because you love your family, and it can also, I mean, it's it building your brand or is it who you're doing?
elijah schaffer
Matt Walsh doesn't post all the time, though.
Like, posting something about your family is normal because they're in your life.
Posting about your, like, your kids and showing their faces online every day, like every day, and telling other men to be like you is something that I would say, hmm.
Because I, I, like, I came home from from, I came home from uh this trip, right?
And I feel like we came back from El Salvador, and I was the first thing I did was go wake my son up.
Of course, my wife wasn't happy about that.
And go in.
chrissie mayr
What time is it?
elijah schaffer
Give him a, it was probably like 8:30 or something like that.
And, you know, I put up this picture of us, you know, right here.
This is us, you know, just laying.
chrissie mayr
You really shouldn't let him sleep with the flag on his face like that.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, I've heard that it can be detrimental to their growth.
chrissie mayr
That could be a suffocation risk.
elijah schaffer
No, you should see.
You should see.
Let me show you real fast the actual picture because it's the most googliest little nigga, but that's probably not a good thing to call your child.
chrissie mayr
How old are they now?
elijah schaffer
Two and one.
Right?
So there's that.
And then I, but I got home immediately.
And like, look at this.
Look at how cute that is.
You know what I mean?
chrissie mayr
Oh, my God.
He's so cute.
Cute little bug.
braeden cooper sorbo
I've seen it.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
Do you think they look more like you or Kez?
elijah schaffer
Forehead like me.
But also, can I say this on a side note?
But my point is, I'm talking about kids now.
There's nothing wrong with it.
My son has a thick Australian accent that's really developed from my wife.
You ever hear Baron Trump?
He calls me, Dadi, Dadi.
He goes with Dadi.
Okay, anyway, my point is that there's nothing wrong with talking about your family.
The weird part is, yeah, you have a correct thing.
When someone's like using their family to like grift and make money and is like, I'm a family man, be like me.
You do question why you would do that as a man.
But as a woman, I think the reason why that's the case, Pearl, is because some women actually have families.
That's unfortunate.
I'm just saying, you know, maybe if you had one too, you would also, you know, perhaps be doing that.
chrissie mayr
Which I think she's angling for.
elijah schaffer
She's trying to get married, right?
chrissie mayr
She's got him in very good shape recently.
So I'm.
elijah schaffer
And she's got a good-looking dude, too.
She's like, he's in shape.
chrissie mayr
He's white.
elijah schaffer
No, he's Dominican.
chrissie mayr
Okay, that's better.
braeden cooper sorbo
Wait, who?
Pearl or Sarah?
elijah schaffer
No, Sarah's Sarah's fiancé.
braeden cooper sorbo
Pearl's is Dominican.
She made that evident.
chrissie mayr
All right, that's a half step up.
elijah schaffer
No, this is actually a picture.
I have a picture of everyone to know how her fiancé looked.
I'm going to tell my kids with Sarah Stock and her fiancé.
unidentified
Yes.
Who is that?
braeden cooper sorbo
Sarah Stock and her fiancé.
elijah schaffer
And her fiancé.
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
No, it's not.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
It's amazing when you don't have filters.
Because without the filters, it's hard to tell her.
chrissie mayr
That's her.
unidentified
No, it's not.
elijah schaffer
That's just the weird thing.
That's not terrible life.
michael hennessey
That's like two days after Jubilee.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
That was Juba Blah.
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
That's not her.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is.
It's her.
Anyway, all I was going to say is it was just an interesting thing because all the girls attacked her, including Isabella DeLuca.
And dude, we should just put on the thumbnail, Isabella DeLuca in a bikini.
She posted that.
braeden cooper sorbo
You get a lot of views.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
Isabella DeLuca.
chrissie mayr
Everyone needs to know she's very available.
elijah schaffer
Isabella DeLuca, who's actually a friend of mine as well, decided that she was going to, she posted it was a small ring size, and then everyone started calling her fat.
And to double down, and I mean, double D down on the fact that she is a conservative girl, posted this picture.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, not conservative, Christian.
elijah schaffer
Christian conservative.
unidentified
Yes.
chrissie mayr
She looks pretty Christian conservative to me.
braeden cooper sorbo
We're conserving a lot here.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We're conserving.
chrissie mayr
We're not conserving boners.
That's for sure.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's actually, I'm not going to make any comments here.
I'm a married man.
I'm just going to say that's a lot to deal with.
But that being said.
chrissie mayr
She's a real handful.
Two handfuls, to be exact.
unidentified
That being said, I just thought it was funny.
elijah schaffer
I thought it was funny.
No, but the conversation here that I think is funny is that you have this real interaction here.
And I would go to Henny on this, where you have what people say is a conservative movement.
You have two black homosexuals.
You have like e-girls in bikinis and stuff.
Basically, all making fun of a girl for getting married because of her ring size.
Like, that's it because of the ring size.
And that's the question I want to ask here.
Does size matter?
Sort of the conclusion of all of this.
I feel like, you know, it started an all-out conversation.
And I feel like, men, you don't owe women a large rock.
Okay.
I don't care.
That was the biggest ring I've ever seen.
In fact, if you asked me, that was the biggest.
That was huge.
unidentified
It was so big.
elijah schaffer
It was way above average.
I would say it was a bigger one than anyone would ever, than anyone would need.
You know what I mean?
You don't need anything more than that.
chrissie mayr
Why do you want to wear something that makes you like a liability?
Like, why would you wear it?
elijah schaffer
It's from LA.
chrissie mayr
You can't wear that in L.A. Like when I was working in the city every day, I would turn my engagement ring around.
Like, I don't even bring it everywhere I go.
So, because I just don't want to lose it or get mugged or whatever.
I just think diamond size, it's a real dick measuring contest for women.
And it's surprising to see it still happen from women who you think are smart if they're in the sort of like conservative Twitter sphere.
But it's like, oh, aren't you?
Some women still think it's a flex that caring about diamond size, like it means that they're like high maintenance or they're high value.
It's like, oh, I'm a boss bitch because I require a huge diamond.
Like, I just, I don't understand the thinking behind that because that's if you're single, putting that out there, I would imagine, is not very attractive to potential suitors.
They're going to go, oh, wow, she seems high maintenance and she's got a high price on her head.
That doesn't seem like something a guy would get excited about.
elijah schaffer
I just want to talk to the guys about the this is a ring conversation I'm saying.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, what do you think about this idea that like men are expected to like I my comment, I'll go to you, is this?
If you want me to spend one year's salary on your ring, then your body count better be less than that.
chrissie mayr
So a year?
I thought it was three months.
elijah schaffer
No, that's what that's what they were slogging.
unidentified
A year.
michael hennessey
That's crazy to see.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so your body count is two to three, but no.
michael hennessey
Yeah, no, no, that's a no for me.
Um, yeah, and it's better be less than the one, as you mentioned.
But a lot of it comes down to propaganda that we've had over the years.
They've pushed, you know, the image of what is it with Kay, if he cares, you get a certain size ring or whatever.
But you have all these commercials that came out and everybody's pushing for it.
And they really pretty much grabbed the minds of the women thinking that, you know, depending on the size of the ring, depends on how much he loves you, which is ridiculous.
You know, back in like the 40s and 50s, you would kind of just go off of, you know, okay, we're going to work towards a house.
I'm going to provide.
I'll take care of us.
Now it's kind of like, okay, first I need the big ring and then show me how much you care.
So, and diamonds are just a big scam, too.
A lot of them are just kept in, you know, warehouses.
They have just a few families that kind of just suck up the market, take everything in, and give us this idea that the ring is like the most valuable thing ever.
And then once you buy the ring and you leave, if you leave the jewelry store, the ring's value dropped dramatically as soon as you've already purchased it.
So for these women to come out too and attack, but I do know there was previous history between them.
I don't know much about it.
I kind of try to stay out of the e-girl drama.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I completely try, but this job doesn't let me.
So I get stuck in it all the time here, even though I try.
But, you know, there was pre, I guess there was previous drama before between all of them.
And I know a bunch of them are friends, you know, Emily, Xavier, a few others.
And I know they had a disagreement with Sarah as well.
So I don't know.
It's just a lot of just drama going on there.
And I think that's kind of what made it bubble up more.
But a lot of people, I'm glad that a lot of people, they've seen it and are pushing back on it because the ring really doesn't symbolize everything.
As long as you're true to your partner, you love your partner and you're willing to provide everything you can to your partner.
But not to, you don't have to go to extreme extents to make that happen.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, rings date back to like 200 BC was when we started doing it with like a tiny little thing of iron or bronze or ivory or whatever to signify a bond between two people and specifically between empires.
It wasn't until the 15th century when Archduke Maximilian of Austria gave Mary of Burgundy a diamond ring.
That was when diamonds started getting introduced to this.
I like random history things.
Only somewhat.
unidentified
Acoustic actors.
braeden cooper sorbo
I am very acoustic.
No, but it's super interesting because if you go back to the crusading century, right?
The 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th centuries, what happened was over time, women were traditionally viewed as the prize, like the spoils of war.
You go off, you fight the war, you beat the bad guys, you win.
You don't kill the women and children.
You maybe take some of the kids out, but you take the women back or the most beautiful women for your own.
So you had the most powerful warriors mating with the most beautiful women.
And so that's how you created great genetics, you know, all through Norway and Sweden and all those other countries going Norwegians.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, Norway's the best.
braeden cooper sorbo
But what happened was eventually women started twisting.
It goes back to, I believe, a French princess where she said, no, men need to vie for us.
And so what knights used to do was they would then write songs and poems and bring flowers.
And essentially the woman was like an executioner.
It was thumbs up or thumbs down, thumbs down.
You're done for.
You don't have a chance anymore.
And so because of that, people started getting more and more into trying to win over the hearts of women.
And so just like the Archduke Maximilian of Austria giving Mary of Burgundy the first ever diamond ring really set a precedent where it wasn't just, you know, men and women are both working together for the means of creating life and furthering the human kind of desire, the goal.
Now it is a competition to who can outdo the next person.
And in society today, 2025, you have dating apps, which means the guys are no longer competing in a natural little like circuit around them.
They have the entire world.
They have social media.
And so all we've done is, like Elijah said, is we've turned it into a dick measuring contest where nobody is gratified from it.
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Yeah.
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michael hennessey
The problem is, too, is Hoflation.
unidentified
I mean, it's hoflation.
michael hennessey
Hoflation is they want us to have the tradition be a traditional male who goes ahead and takes care of them, provides for them, gets them the big ring, the big house and everything.
While they're not willing to do even 10% of what people did before in the past to actually fulfill what a woman was doing, help take care of the home, taking care of the children.
You know, a lot of times now it's like, you provide for me, you provide for me, you take care of me, give me everything in the world.
Wait, you want me to help with dinner?
You want me to help clean around the house?
unidentified
There are probably a lot of women like this.
michael hennessey
Hoflation is a real thing.
It's called Miami.
Yeah, it's worse than the economy right now.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, it's an actual problem that a lot of guys have to deal with.
And this isn't saying like guys are also perfect or whatever.
Yeah, we are.
But it, you know, we are.
But no, it's seriously this thing that guys are dealing with where they'll maybe be working and they're trying to get a job and they're trying to support.
And then online, you have all these girls who are going, if they're not spending a year's salary or six months' salary on a ring, I don't want it.
unidentified
And so it's completely turning guys off.
braeden cooper sorbo
It does, but I'm going to be problematic.
I'm going to go, you know, do all these things with all these other people.
And then I expect you to treat me like a traditional woman when I'm not going to act like one.
chrissie mayr
You're looking for something outside yourself to build your self-worth up.
And like for a lot of insecure women, I guess that's material things.
And like it's up to the guy to boost me up, which is not sustainable.
And that's going to be exhausting.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's what happens when you have a culture devoid of Christ.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I've been trying to switch subjects for like five minutes, but I can't get my internet to work.
unidentified
So I'm like, yeah, I've been trying to get it.
elijah schaffer
I've been trying to.
michael hennessey
No, but you see those crazy women too over time ends up happening.
Like, so I've seen so many heavy set women or all these other crazy looking women who are like, oh, I need a man to be 6'5 in shape.
You know, what's the number one thing he needs to do?
He needs to go to the gym.
And you're looking at this girl.
She's like, you know, like 200 pounds.
And you're like, okay, what?
I'm not understanding.
chrissie mayr
These are like real women that you meet.
unidentified
These are real people.
chrissie mayr
In real life, or is this the internet?
braeden cooper sorbo
No, this is not.
elijah schaffer
No, What I mean, I'm not even joking.
Like, this is actually the joke.
Like, this is one guy who does it back to women.
He'll just be like on the escalator.
There'll be a woman behind him.
And he just turns around and goes, excuse me, I'm not giving you my phone number.
And they go, wait, we didn't ask for it.
He goes, no, you're not having any of this.
I am not for you.
Please stop objectifying me.
No, none of that.
They're like, we didn't ask you for your phone number.
And he'll look at the camera and his camera and be like, these girls are asking me for my phone number.
They just want me so damn bad.
And I'm not giving it to them.
You hear in the background?
Like, we didn't ask it.
He's like, stop.
And it's like, that's how women are.
They assume that you want them that like you're objectifying them.
Like, you'll talk to a girl.
You'll be like, excuse me.
No.
And you're like, I was just going to tell you, you dropped your phone on the floor.
Yeah, dropped your phone on the floor.
And also, you're also fat and ugly and you'd be better off dead.
So, and you're going to get there sooner rather than later because of your cholesterol, which is not good for you.
By the way, that's not to say that I'm saying she would be better off dead.
I'm saying she needs to lose weight.
We're actually looking out for the chuppy people here.
That's true.
But I think in retrospect, yeah, women are, they have this high sense of value, but they don't have, they don't value what men value.
So women will be like, but I make a lot of money.
I do this and that.
No guy cares about your career.
Not a single guy cares about your career, but they don't care.
They care about your body count and they care about the fact that you're a sweet person.
Like if you're, if you, if you just shut up, are kind and you take care of them.
You cook, you clean, you drain their balls.
That's all they want.
That's all they want, right?
So it's like you drain the balls, fill the stomach, and void the ears.
And that's like, that's that's it.
So, and girls are like, yeah, this and that.
And oh, I'm going to do this.
Like, that's when men are going to get married.
Why do half of men not going to get married?
braeden cooper sorbo
Half of men are not talking to girls.
45% of guys age 18 to 25 have never approached a girl in real life.
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
Because they're, yeah, they're scared.
But a lot of, not to say it's not these women's fault at all.
Like, you know, there's a lot wrong with a lot of women.
But I would say with millennial women in particular, like we were kind of raised to, by our boomer parents and our universities to like, yeah, you need, you need to get a college degree.
You need to be able to pay for yourself.
You need to, you need to not depend on a man, not depend on, you need to be self-sufficient.
Like these were considered real value.
So I think a lot of women are getting to be like 30, 35, 40, and they're genuinely confused.
Like, huh?
I, I thought I was supposed to get, get this career so I could be self-sufficient.
Like, so I, I, you know, doesn't that make me a good partner?
The fact that I don't like have my hand out all the time.
braeden cooper sorbo
So it's no, we destroyed an entire generation by telling them to, by pitting them against each other, telling them to compete instead of work together in unison.
I mean, that, that is really the defining factor of the feminist movement was it was, you are nothing right now because your husband is terrible and he's abusive and he's overpressing and manipulative and overbearing and all these things.
So you need to go fight for these things because you don't have these things.
And so we pit them against each other.
And then men and women stopped working because they, you know, that obviously isn't sustainable.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
And a lot of women are like, I think a lot of, I had this tweet a little while ago, like behind every cunty woman is like genuine, there's no fear there.
I think a lot of women are really afraid of being abandoned or just, and women that say like, oh, my bodily autonomy, it's like, I think they're just afraid of being controlled and they're afraid of being abandoned by a man.
I think a lot of it comes down to issues with men.
elijah schaffer
I think they're also threatened with the fact that men don't give them a lot of attention today because men are jorking their hog, you know?
So I think, I think there's a lot of a lot of men who are like, look, if I'm going to, if I'm going to drain my balls, I can go see more women in a minute than a king could see in a lifetime.
True.
And, you know, the point is, it's like, it's not worth the end result isn't worth the process that it takes to get there.
I mean, to be completely honest, whoa.
braeden cooper sorbo
Dropping things.
chrissie mayr
My coaster.
elijah schaffer
That was crazy.
No, but it's like, it's like, you know, there's really not a lot of really good reasons for men to get married.
And it's like, you know, why do they have kids?
Well, you have to have two parents.
And one of them has, you know, you need to have a stay-at-home wife and she needs to raise the kids.
And that's the only proper way to do things.
And yeah, so people have to both work and that, you know, it's not working out very well for our country.
Like everyone's like, well, we have to both work.
Well, let's look at history, how kids are turning out since both parents are working and the state is raising them.
Not very good.
Okay.
Not good.
So it's not like just because you're raised by a woman that you're necessarily a solid person.
But the reality is when you have a man in your life to stabilize you and a woman in your life to nurture you and you have stability and that there's not a lot of fighting in the house and that you're in a position of peace and comfort.
You learn resilience and you become somebody who's able, like I didn't grow up in a broken home.
And I, look at me, I'm perfect.
So that's a good example of perfection.
No, seriously, I tried out for Jesus in the first trial.
chrissie mayr
You weren't black and female enough.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say I wasn't bald and black enough.
michael hennessey
They're like lesbian part, he got the black part, not so much.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but like, but just saying, you know, it is, I want to transition the subject here a little bit.
It is a little bit like, you know, we're told to still be men and women aren't asked to be women.
So men are still asked to be chivalrous and pay and do all these things and women don't hold up any end of their bargain.
So it's just a losing battle.
So like when people like Charlie Kirk and, you know, Matt Walsh and, you know, some of these individuals, Andrew Clavin, come out, even Glenn Beck, and they're like, you know, get married, get married, get married.
It's like, to who?
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
To what?
You know, to what?
Because it is better to stay single than to end up divorced and losing half your money.
But it doesn't mean there aren't good girls out there.
It's just you're not going to find them on Bricke in Miami.
You're not going to find them in Soho in Los Angeles.
You're definitely not going to find them anywhere, anywhere in Midtown in New York.
So that's true.
Now, going to the Epstein files here for a second, we're back at this, and we talked about this for like almost a week.
So we're going to tie in Trump to the Epstein files because Matt and Trey, Matt Parker and Trey Stone, is that the name is right?
Or Matt Stone and Trey Parker?
Yeah, one of those.
I like how they were like, they told Viacom or whatever, Paramount, you know, hey, we really don't want to make, you know, stupid jokes about Donald Trump because they're overused.
They're not that interesting.
So we're not going to make shows anymore.
And then the network came out and said, but what about $1.5 billion?
And they went, Trump jokes it is.
Let's just make fun of Trump.
You know what I mean?
It's like Barry Weiss's $250 million for taking over CBS.
It's like, let's defend the Jews.
It's $250 million, right?
Let's do whatever we're going to do.
Well, Trump is doubled down, triple down, quadruple down.
I've never seen him go down on something harder than a blonde that wasn't his wife.
But then at the same time, he goes down on this and says that we're all stupid and the actual Epstein files are bullshit.
I don't know if you heard this.
They're bullshit now.
Not just your bullshit.
He said, we're stupid, but the Epstein files themselves are bullshit.
Listen.
unidentified
That's crazy.
I thought the mask hosting a gathering this evening to talk about how to respond to the Epstein situation.
donald j trump
Is he working on what?
unidentified
Is he hosting some kind of gathering of top advisors this evening to talk about how to respond to the Epstein situation?
donald j trump
I don't know.
I could ask you that question.
unidentified
I don't know of it, but I think here's the man, right?
I saw a reporter today, and it's completely fake news.
We're not meeting to talk about the Epstein situation.
And I think the reporter who reported it needs to get better sources.
donald j trump
Look, the whole thing is a hoax.
It's put out by the Democrats because we've had the most successful six months in the history of our country.
And that's just a way of trying to divert attention to something that's total bullshit.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Is that Lutnik over there?
Who's that?
michael hennessey
That's his handler up on the left.
elijah schaffer
That's Lutnik.
That's Lutnik, who's one of Jeffrey Epstein's close associates.
Am I right about that neighbor?
unidentified
Who's neighbor?
Old neighbor, yeah, old neighbor.
elijah schaffer
That's Jeffrey Epstein's neighbor, by the way, next to him standing there, smiling as he says it's bullshit.
It must be nice.
It must be nice to be that powerful.
You know what power is?
Power is the intersection of money and being able to do what you want to do.
That's what power is.
michael hennessey
Good job, Mr. President.
More money for Israel now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, except that's not money.
It's a child in his hands.
michael hennessey
It's cricket.
elijah schaffer
Chrissy, I mean, like, I feel this is damn disrespectful at this point.
I'm so not interested in Trump or his administration.
I hardly even feel like I feel like a Republican these days.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, I don't even, I don't even identify with the party.
It's like, it's like, it's like, you know, those people that become like trans, like, what's her name?
Jojo Siwa?
She's like lesbian and she's like totally in the community.
And then now she's like straight again one day.
chrissie mayr
She's just a party lesbian.
It was never going to happen.
elijah schaffer
But doesn't it feel like that with MAGA, where it's like, we're all like, woo-hoo, people are like rainbow MAGA flag.
And then it's like, now I'm like, hey, by the way, straight again.
You know, it's like, I one day put a picture up and it's like, you know, I'm with Hitler instead of Trump.
Things change.
Things change, right?
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
It's crazy.
It's very disappointing that this whole thing has been treated.
I really can't believe it.
Like, I think if I thought more about it and I don't know, I want to still support Trump.
It's just, this is so disappointing.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, and they'll come out like they did the 200-day celebration today where he said, oh, you know, we got this and we got this.
We got this.
Are you tired of winning?
And I was like, I'm tired of not having the Epstein files is what I'm tired.
I feel like a lot of people are tired of that.
You're disenfranchising a whole lot of people.
It's going to make it really hard for you to win the midterms.
chrissie mayr
Stop telling us it's nothing.
Like we already know too much.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
Tired of the immigration numbers, too.
I mean, they should be deporting a lot more, but from what I've seen this month, it's actually going down compared to the previous months.
So we're not even getting the deportations that we asked for.
We're not getting the Epstein files.
We're not getting anything, but now sending more money overseas and engaging in more wars.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, didn't you hear we're getting tons?
20 House Republicans while on recess took a trip to Israel and 20 House Democrats go next week.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
Could you imagine if it was Qatar, everyone would lose their mind?
It's not even our other allies.
It's not even like Germany is flying politicians over to speak or, you know, Britain's bringing them over to just meet with parliament or whatever.
No one else is doing this.
And everyone's like, this is good.
This is good.
I read a comment online where someone was like, they need to finish this up now.
And I was like, you talk about it like if it's a renovation in a bathroom.
This is way deeper than that.
That's crazy that you're just belittling such a travesty.
And now we're just all disenfranchised.
chrissie mayr
I had Fox News on a loop just in my hotel room and they played this video of a bunch of ICE workers getting out of a van and they're like, they captured 16 people today.
Like we're supposed to be like, wow.
elijah schaffer
There's e-girls in the Republican movement that captured more bodies than that in the last 24 hours.
That's the reality.
unidentified
And it's like, and they're mad at Sarah's ring.
elijah schaffer
So, it's like it's kind of wild because while this is all happening, the truth is that we're constantly getting distracted from the real topic, which is which is the great noticing, right?
Uh, just this last weekend, we get to comment about a lot of it.
While our government was telling us all that you know, we were crazy, that the Epstein files were a hoax, our government took a trip on a tour, right?
Not to Krispy Kreme Donuts, which would have been a little more exciting, but Sarah Huckabee Sanders and everybody went to Israel.
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So our government, which is a lot of stuff here, went and took a trip to Israel, which is a reminder that Hamas controls the government.
unidentified
You know, you saw that, right, Mendoza?
I did.
elijah schaffer
It was quite unnerving to learn that.
Yeah.
By the way, the air conditioning broke in here.
It is.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's why I took my jacket off.
It is hot.
elijah schaffer
I'm actually joking.
chrissie mayr
That's just me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, I was actually just having Chrissy in the room.
Oh, my gosh.
chrissie mayr
My natural heat escaping.
unidentified
You see, whenever I hear that, I want to take out this knife.
elijah schaffer
Think what I want to do.
chrissie mayr
Oh, my God.
I thought we were friends.
elijah schaffer
And circumcision.
Okay, anyway.
braeden cooper sorbo
Circumcised man, that's one hoodie she can't steal.
chrissie mayr
No, but that's really good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she doesn't steal it.
They steal it.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, incredible for stopping our trip to the Western Wall with my parents to pray for Israel, the United States, and my family.
Arkansas stands with you.
And, you know, what I thought was really weird about this is what the hell does Israel have to do with Arkansas?
Like, genuinely speaking, like, not even on an international level, because I want to talk about this new, some of the stuff we didn't get to talk about, including this new you can't get relief from hurricanes unless you unless you promise to not boycott Israel.
michael hennessey
Yeah, and then there's also on colleges, we have another article as well where they talk about how Trump wants to stop DEI programs, anything that kind of singles out certain ethnicities or groups, but the Jewish, Jewish people are allowed to continue to have theirs.
unidentified
So everybody else, but if you're Jewish, can maybe Sarah Huckabee Sanders can see Israel from her backyard.
chrissie mayr
Just like, what's her face?
unidentified
Sarah Palin.
chrissie mayr
Sarah Palin, thank you, Mike.
unidentified
Yeah, I'm old too.
chrissie mayr
Someone's old with me.
unidentified
Yeah, right.
Listen to this.
elijah schaffer
Listen to this.
More of this, more of this stuff.
We're tracking what's going on here because what's happening is that Trump's approval rating among men is slumping.
And, you know, I did tweet something out that I think is true.
And I just said this on X, which I believe to be a realistic point.
I just said that it's his support for Israel.
American men are sick of this shit.
Anyone who shielded for that godforsaken nation of anti-Christ warmongers is paying the toll.
America first cannot be realized with Israeli influence in our political sphere.
This parasitic relationship must end.
As a man, you don't want parasites in your country and Israeli operatives that are coming in and they are, you know, looking out for the interests of other people are not our ally.
In fact, they are our enemy.
And there's no other way to really, you know, explain it to people.
You know, the way that they've come in and that they're, you know, they literally said, you know, the Trump administration that if you are against Israel or Netanyahu, they will not give you federal funding for your home that was destroyed by a natural disaster.
Then everyone, then they tricked everyone, so they took out the clause.
They didn't take out the clause.
They just reworded it.
They never took it out.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a complete lie.
And all the MAG accounts are like, they took it up.
unidentified
Woohoo!
elijah schaffer
And you're like, dude, what a fucking loser.
You are all fucking losers.
Like, honestly, go suck Trump's dick.
Oh, he's on the roof of breaking news.
Trump's on the roof.
Oh, dudes, crime me your damn river.
Like, honestly, from the river you cried to the sea.
You know what I mean?
Palestine will be free.
No, it won't.
Netanyahu just said today that he's, you know, going to occupy the Gaza Strip.
And they plan on taking the West Bank as well.
And it's like, you're not winning.
In fact, Trump is so controlled by the Israelis that he doesn't care about you.
He doesn't care about what his base wants.
He is pleasing his donors.
And it's like, people are like, don't come against Trump.
Don't come against Trump.
I'm for America.
And currently, Trump is not acting on the best behest of America.
It's like, well, he was working with Apple today inside of the White House to make sure that another trillion-dollar company could manufacture their stuff in China.
And you go, what?
Is am I supposed to be excited about that?
unidentified
Hey, dude, breaking news.
elijah schaffer
Tim Apple came out and gave Trump a trophy with a gold base on it.
Like, okay.
Like, how about what if you just ended it all here?
That would make me happy.
You know what I mean?
Perhaps you could do that.
chrissie mayr
I think they said they're going to make all the glass for the phones in Kentucky now.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
braeden cooper sorbo
We're tired of winning, guys.
michael hennessey
So much.
braeden cooper sorbo
Sick of winning.
elijah schaffer
Oh, wait.
Would you say they deported 13 people today?
braeden cooper sorbo
13.
unidentified
16.
braeden cooper sorbo
I could do a whole lot more if they gave me a presidential pardon, and a lot of people got really cool about a lot of things.
All I know is the day that I can walk through an airport and not hear Spanish is the day that I'm done.
Like, that's when everything is going to be.
chrissie mayr
Do you try headphones?
No, I do.
braeden cooper sorbo
And they're still loud enough.
elijah schaffer
What?
braeden cooper sorbo
Like, Mexicans.
elijah schaffer
Mexicans are loud enough.
michael hennessey
Shout out to Mendoza.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
chrissie mayr
He's my guy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I like, I don't know.
I mean, like, I don't really even understand in retrospect.
Like, what do you think about this?
Because I feel like we're just in a place now where it's like he's a one-term president.
You know, right now he's not trying to get re-elected.
And he just really does not care about us.
I mean, he's reneging on everything from deportations to, you know, visas for farm workers.
I'm just, again, you know, I don't think we would have had a better presidency with Kamala.
But in fact, that whole idea, like, we've got Kamala that eventually our guy would rise.
I think our guy's more likely to rise now with Trump.
Maybe he's the rights more mad.
chrissie mayr
Maybe he's trying to get all of the criminals to get jobs on farms.
michael hennessey
Well, he's allowing farm workers.
chrissie mayr
And then, like, you're spending more time outside.
You're around livestock.
You're not going to want to commit crimes, do murders and rapes if you're like develop a fun friendship with a cow.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Sure.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
No, I mean, I'm very disappointed in Trump.
I mean, I was happy.
It took me a little bit to kind of give pushback just for the simple fact he kept me out of jail.
I was about to go to jail for five years, so I'm very grateful for that.
But for what I see he's doing to our country, it's terrible.
It really bothers me.
And one thing I have to say, too, is we had the chance to go to Costa Rica, and a lot of people talk bad about the, you know, not Costa Rica, sorry, El Salvador.
I was in Costa Rica about a month ago.
We went to El Salvador, and we, you know, seeing how their president Bukele went ahead and actually changed that country around.
He went in, he didn't play no games.
He cleaned up the streets, you know, and that's kind of what we need here in the U.S.
We need someone who's going to come through, get out all these illegals, make sure our streets are cleaned up, make sure our country's running in the right direction.
You know, when you go there too, a lot of people, they say, well, he's a dictator.
He's this crazy guy.
You talk to the people in El Salvador.
They absolutely love him.
He has about a 90% approval rating in El Salvador because of all the things that he's doing.
And, you know, when he came into power, there were two other parties that were there originally, kind of like we have Republicans and you have the Democrats.
He came in, he said, hey, I want to run for president.
They're like, no, we're not going to allow you to do that.
And he's like, okay, I'll start my own party.
And he did.
And he went ahead and what he did is he put the people first.
He didn't put anything else first.
And because of that, you see how many great things happen in that country.
I mean, I was really taken away.
Yes, there's poverty in certain areas when I would see people in the streets.
There's people who don't have money.
But a lot of those people that you don't see, they're out there trying to make money.
You know, they're not just begging for money.
They're out there trying to sell something or trying to get to move themselves forward.
Problem in the U.S., a lot of times I go around and there's, you know, when we were just in Texas, every corner we went to, there's someone either begging for money.
I'm stepping over, you know, a drug addict.
So these are a lot of the problems that we have to have cleaned up the United States.
And, you know, at first, I have to admit, when I heard what, you know, Bukele was doing in El Salvador, I said, okay, this guy's a little bit extreme.
But then seeing the results that he had and then also seeing the vision he has, I mean, it's amazing.
I was really taken away from El Salvador.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look at this.
So it's like people say El Salvador is pro.
Let's talk about this.
So we've been courting the El Salvadorian, El Salvadoran government.
I've been going back a few times.
I'll be back in about 10 days.
I'm going to go do some more meetings and some meetups.
We'll just leave it at that.
Because what I see here is my ideas are in play in El Salvador and they work.
People might not have money, but they're not unhappy.
People might not have money, but they're hopeful.
People might not have money, but they have joy.
And also, the cities might not be first world per se, but they're cleaner than American cities.
And again, like he said, you know, I'd rather be around people that are poor than crackheads and junkies.
There aren't drug addicts on the streets.
Like, look, this is what El Salvador looks like.
You know, everybody's like, you know, so loud.
Yeah, I know.
But everyone's like, look, I mean, this is what El Salvador is.
Everyone's like, it's a third world country.
And it's like, you know, he was able to build all this stuff and get it done just in the last several years, you know, to completely revitalize the entire nation.
This is their palace.
This already existed.
But look at the city center.
I mean, this is very nice, right?
The libraries, what's going on, state of the art.
michael hennessey
Even with that library that was built, that was actually helped.
I think that's the one that was helped with China.
China helped them.
But he said, hey, listen, you guys could help us with this, but we owe you nothing.
We're not going to go ahead and sign any deals.
If you want to go and help with this infrastructure, then be, you know, you're more than welcome.
But we're not going to sacrifice anything and put the El Salvadorian people last.
So it just shows you how he's willing to take control, but also make sure that his people are taken care of from beginning to end.
elijah schaffer
But it's an authoritarian police state.
I want to talk about this.
There's no due process here.
You know what I mean?
You have a MS-13 tattoo.
You have a gang tattoo.
chrissie mayr
You're in CCOP from what if it's a tramp stamp and it was a mistake you made in college.
elijah schaffer
Depends how bad how bad you are.
Do you have one of those?
chrissie mayr
No, no, I just never had $70.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
There are ways to get 70 college life.
chrissie mayr
This is before OnlyFans.
So I just didn't get any tattoos.
elijah schaffer
Well, like the, well, I don't know what you guys think about this, but I happen to, like, you go there and people are calling for extreme things, you know, like, like you read on the internet that's like, oh, you know, the Center for Journalistic Rights is like, you know, Bukhali's attack on journalism.
Then you find out that the publications are owned by Jews and communists, and he's really just trying to get gay, Jewish, communist publications to get out of his country.
and they have to, like, move to Costa Rica to get out.
He's like, we don't want, like, we're not against journalism.
We just don't want gay Jewish propaganda in our country.
And it's like, you know, the way that they present it to us as kids, like, you know, you'd learn like Bukhalia as a dictator that got rid of the press.
And you're like, but the press isn't the press.
It's just like gay Jewish control mechanisms.
And maybe that's not good for a country.
Like, maybe if we did ban some of the press in our country, that would be a good thing.
Like, maybe some of the press isn't the press.
Maybe it's controlled by the CIA.
Maybe it's controlled by foreign entities.
Maybe the Rothschilds, a foreign entity.
Maybe, you know, they all cry about Qatar.
Qatar owns Al Jazeera.
Al Jazeera is not influential in the U.S. Do you know what is influential in the U.S.?
Fox News.
Fox News is an Israeli op.
So it's, you know, you look at that and you're like, and they're a neocon op.
Like, like, you know, if Fox News was banned, boomers wouldn't know what to do.
They might have to think and like find podcasts and maybe actually, you know, get into a real conversation about life.
But we sit here and we act like, oh, you know, you know, oh, what he's doing out there.
Everyone says, what he's doing out there is wrong.
It's like, but is it producing good results?
Yeah, but it's not a liberal democracy.
Yeah, but what is a liberal democracy?
Your liberal democracy produces gay kids, drug addicts, and inflated home prices, and people can't afford to eat and live.
And they go to college and think they're smart when they become retarded.
And it's like, that's what liberal democracy creates.
And then you have a uniparty that uses your money to go to war and to keep people impoverished and to lie about every nation, Russia, China, North Korea, you know, and tell you, well, also lying in favor of countries like Israel and doing their favor, being controlled by them, being sold out to corporations.
Like, Elijah, you sound like a communist.
No, I'm not a communist.
Communists control our nation.
And that's what he realizes.
Communists after World War II took over.
Jewish communists took over almost every country through the UN, through operations, and usurp power.
And that's what they had before he came in as a left-wing socialist communist government.
And he said, look, we're just going to suspend rights.
We're going to get rid of and abolish the courts and we're going to clean up.
And then it's like, well, it's evil.
Yeah, well, guess what?
Everyone I meet there is not, it's not like North Korea.
They're not like, oh, good leader.
Hello.
They're like, dude, I was getting nickel and dime $2,000 a month by the gangs and I can send my daughter to private school.
I got to buy a house now.
I have a car.
Like my whole family, my family moved back from America.
We're all together again.
Like we can travel on airplanes.
American airlines open up a terminal here.
We can travel and our passport isn't forbidden in most nations now.
And like everyone's liberated and freed.
And it's like, that makes you wonder if this fascist is being lied about.
He calls himself the world's most like, what's it called?
The world's most like chill dictator or something like that?
He called himself something like that.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's a good title.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the world's chill dictator.
But it's like, that's why, why, why are we caring about the process of how we're achieving good?
Why is it not that the good is what matters?
And I said about that lazy mindset we talked about the last podcast.
People are so concerned about the process we use rather than the outcome.
chrissie mayr
Or what it's called.
Yeah, the results.
elijah schaffer
But what about achieving good results?
I don't know what you think about that, but it's like, what we're doing now is producing bad things internationally, domestically, economically.
And we're also being, you know, socially brainwashed.
But what he's doing is creating a, I've never felt safer.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, he's prioritizing the values.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And getting the, it matters about the outcome.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, it's that question, do the ends justify the means?
And I really think it depends on the ends.
Like, because what the means are, really, because, I mean, you look at the end result of what he's doing, and obviously it's successful.
And so it's making people question specifically young people.
The boomers are still the boomers are in the same mindset of they burn the books.
And everyone else is going, well, what books did they burn?
The same thing is with El Salvador.
Oh my gosh, he's doing this.
It's like, well, what's the outcome of doing that?
That's kind of what I'm curious about.
And so they're seeing the fruits of this.
I was actually talking with a friend just earlier today about the idea of a monarchy because, frankly, our government is nothing but a bunch of little monarchs, anyways.
You have what, 300 House representatives, 100 in the Senate or whatever, and then the cabinet of the president.
And then you have SCODIS and you have all the other, you know, you have all three branches of government, basically full of little monarchs.
Everyone is their own little king.
I mean, Nancy Pelosi's salary is what, $167,000 a year and she has a net worth of like $400 million.
She's way more profitable as a stock trader than Warren Buffett is, like by 4x.
So everyone is their own little dictator.
And it's way harder to find out, okay, who's good, who's bad.
You can maybe track, okay, who took money from AIPAC or who did this, but then you're still left with 400 dictators that are all working to protect each other.
Whereas you have one monarch, one king, good or bad, you know he's there and you can deal with it if it ends up being bad or at least a little bit more successfully than you could.
And my friend said, I don't know if this will work the way you think it is.
And I said, well, look at El Salvador.
It literally is working the way that I think it is.
I mean, and you have the mainstream media attacking him so viciously, which leads me to believe he might be even more in the right than I would think, right?
Like you said, Fox News, very influential.
Fox News is owned by Zionists, right?
Just like every other mainstream media corporation.
You have this propaganda of communist just garbage being shoved down our throats.
We let the communists of Russia sit in judgment at Nuremberg of the Germans.
We worked with the communists who, right before World War II, killed 60 million Christians, and we just allowed them to sit on trial.
We only had one person, General Patton, who said that we went after the wrong enemy and that we should progress into Russia, who was then, you know, died of a car crash or at least the heart problems afterwards.
I mean, we were just self-imploding at this point.
And yes, the ends are going to have to justify the means because if we don't do something, America's screwed.
chrissie mayr
It's interesting.
I didn't know what was going on in El Salvador.
elijah schaffer
You didn't know that?
It's a complete revolution.
It's a right-wing, they don't like the word fascist, but like, but they're open about it.
They are open about it.
We talked to Herbert Eshman, talked to Jack Cruz.
You guys should watch our interviews with them.
For some reason, I don't understand YouTube versus like versus Rumble because this YouTube channel is about seven, seven weeks old, seven and a half weeks old.
And it's like, we did like 7,000 views on the Jack Cruz episode on YouTube and then like 50,000 on Rumble.
But then for Herbert, it's only, it just came out like last night.
We've only done like 800 views on YouTube, but did 90,000 on Rumble.
So it's like, so it's like, I think it's just that like, you know, maybe more like buttoned up interviews.
People aren't like, you know, on our channel.
That's still not bad.
So like, what, 15 or 20% of our audience watched the interview.
But like, you know, if you have like 100,000 subs, it'd be like, well, you know, 10, 20,000 views.
So it's like basically not that popular of an interview.
But it was like very popular on another platform.
That's why it's created.
Remember to upload your stuff everywhere because you never know what's going to hit.
Sometimes we'll literally have an episode do poorly on Rumble and on.
And we had an episode with Arval not do that well on Rumble and on YouTube.
And then it did like 100,000 views on X.
So like sometimes, you know, things just hit other places and they're like, oh, the ad sold so well.
And you're like, how?
And you look at one platform and it did really well there.
Even with audio too, like something was we'll do not good on video.
And then all of a sudden you'll see it has like 100,000 downloads on audio or something.
And you're like, so I would say upload everywhere.
Spread your seed, my fellows.
Spread your seed.
Yeah, but with the El Salvador thing, let me see, something real fast.
This is actually kind of crazy.
They're building a brand new skyscraper there as well, which I think is pretty fantastic.
Look at this.
This is right here.
It's going to be the new Tether building.
Tether's the main investor in Rumble, by the way.
And they're building that there in the middle of the country.
This guy took over, what, seven years ago, I think?
michael hennessey
2018?
I'm not too sure when.
elijah schaffer
Pretty sure in 2018.
But they like us.
The government there likes us.
michael hennessey
They have a new soccer stadium that looks really nice that they're building as well.
I know there's a few photos in there.
And one thing I thought was funny was China's building that one.
China's building that one?
Yeah.
One of the things that was funny was their pizza hut.
They actually have like the biggest pizza hut I've ever seen in my life.
I thought it was pretty crazy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look, that's right there.
Oh, yeah, because look, right here.
Is that no?
So, yeah, so right over here.
Yeah, that's the mall.
It's Simon.
So that's right there.
This building here is where we stay always.
This is the, I think that's one of the things.
Yeah, I think that's the building.
That's the, is that it?
No, wait.
michael hennessey
That's not the Hyatt.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
The Hyatt's over there.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
The Hyatt Centric's over there.
Is that the Hyatt-Centric right there?
No.
michael hennessey
I think that bigger one is.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it might be.
Yeah, yeah, that's where we stay right there.
And yeah, I go back and forth and I bring the guys around.
We always just hang out by the beach, relax, meet good friends.
And the only problem is they don't speak a lot of English.
So you better practice your Spanish.
chrissie mayr
But the service is raiding women like that.
elijah schaffer
But the service, they don't expect a tip, though.
But I speak Spanish, so we're good.
braeden cooper sorbo
I don't.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I mean, enough.
So did Mike.
Mike was like, you didn't speak Spanish.
And I was like, Mendoza, you spoke Spanish.
michael hennessey
I got lost at one time.
unidentified
Enough to order food.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
When I was like, if I'm drinking, all of a sudden I'm like, let's go.
But then, like, if I'm hungover, I'm like, no, I'm not spawned.
It's true.
Although I wouldn't order a good, I wouldn't order a steak there because they still like domestic beef production stuff.
And then the first day we accidentally got like ice at a wrong place, like dysentery.
So let's not do that either.
But the Hyatt has like filtered water and stuff.
So you can use the ice there and everything.
So it's kind of cool.
But I do really enjoy it.
And I like seeing a good fascist regime work.
You know what I mean?
So was it almost everyone there speaks English?
Literally, no.
I've been going this like what, third, fourth time?
And like, nobody speaks English.
michael hennessey
I'd say like 20 or 30% of the people I ran into could speak at least a little bit of English.
elijah schaffer
In like in the tour zones.
michael hennessey
Yeah, in the tour zones.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Even at the hotel, like there's like one out of four people who like speak enough English.
Like maybe like the main bartender.
michael hennessey
The hotel, the Hyatt, they had a bunch of people that spoke English.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever tried to have a complicated conversation?
michael hennessey
You kept talking to people in Spanish and you're like, look into me so you could translate for me.
Then I just talked to them in English and they were like, communicate.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but have you ever had a complicated conversation with them?
unidentified
No, no, not.
elijah schaffer
Because they do just look at you and go like this.
And then if you ever try to find out if they really understand what you're saying, they don't know what you're saying.
Like I've tried to explain stuff and then they're like, yeah, okay, whatever.
michael hennessey
Jeffrey Epstein.
chrissie mayr
So come on, Israel and Fox.
And they're like, we're doing this.
elijah schaffer
We're doing this.
And they're like, this goes, yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like Trump.
You know, it's like, oh, yeah.
Ask for some toilet paper.
No, it's actually a really low literacy rate, really low English fluency rate.
But at the hotel, even like one time, like my credit card got declined because it was like in the country.
And like trying to work on that with them, we had to get a manager to come help me because no one could understand banking and things.
So they could communicate with you at like, oh, check in the room.
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
$200, whatever.
But then you got to talk about calling your bank and retrying and re-swiping a card.
It's not good.
It's not good.
chrissie mayr
Como sidise pin number.
elijah schaffer
So NL Cell Room.
My daughter spent a year there and everyone spoke English.
You go to like restaurants, they speak such fast Spanish and they just like don't know how to speak English.
And I know because I speak with government people like, yeah, no one, even Jack Cruz, he has to learn Spanish because they don't speak English.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So it's like, if you go to the green zone, maybe is your daughter like what at a university where people spoke English?
Like, yeah, maybe.
But like, if you actually, Mexico, people speak English.
chrissie mayr
They're called Mexicans.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but in Mexico, I'm saying people speak English.
Yes, I would say so.
michael hennessey
It depends on what area you're in.
If you go to more touristy spots, like Merida, yeah, there's more people that speak English.
Those types of areas, you'll see it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what's it called?
Let's just say this.
I've met a lot of people and you can tell that they don't speak English because then when you go to text them or talk to them, they talk to you only in Spanish and you write them in English and they don't know how to respond to you in English.
So I can tell they're just doing this.
You know?
If you don't know, they do not know how to write in English.
That is true.
Am I right on that?
michael hennessey
Yeah.
They do not know how to write.
That's why I always used to say, oh man, when I did Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, because I didn't understand anything anybody was saying to me.
So I'd just be like, oh, man.
And it goes with anything if it's something bad.
Oh, man.
Something good?
Oh, man.
So that was just like, that was my go-to move.
braeden cooper sorbo
You didn't with a tout de bang, like a little hello.
And then obregado is thank you.
Chavi is keys in case you ever need that.
And montega is butter.
That's the extent of my Portuguese.
michael hennessey
There you go.
braeden cooper sorbo
If you ever need to say, Keys, I got you.
elijah schaffer
Right away, a couple of super chats here.
Skimmy Toilet 915 said, What's a perfect budget to go to El Salvador and for how many days?
Honestly, I would go stay in Surf City and for about $70 to $120 a night.
You can stay in a two-bedroom, nice suite on the beach, probably like three and a half, four stars, the room service.
If you want to stay in the middle of the city at a five-star hotel, it's like $200 a night, $205 with a giant, beautiful, like, beautiful breakfast spread.
You can split it with a friend.
So if you're going with a friend, you can get two queen beds about $105 a night.
And then Ubers are about, locally, about $3 to $4 each direction.
And then from the airport, it's about $40, $50.
I would Uber, not rent a car because it's very expensive.
You want to go up into the mountains to go eat.
It's super beautiful.
It'd be probably like a $25 Uber each way.
And then food, it kind of depends where you eat.
Like if you eat in the hotel, then like a coffee will be like $4.
But if you go out, you know, a block away, it's $1.50 for like a latte or something like that.
michael hennessey
Well, me and Manoza, we had a, in the morning, we had like the table was just covered.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like 10 dishes.
And it was like 10 dishes, four drinks, and it was like $70.
chrissie mayr
Wow.
elijah schaffer
So, and then we went to like a five-star steakhouse too and fed like six people for like 200 or 180 bucks or something.
So that's great.
Yeah, so I'd say maybe like depends how fancy you want to be, but like, you know, you could probably do like, you know, I'd say it's easy.
It's only a two-hour flight from Miami.
So you could get a flight for like $400, $500 round trip, stay for like, you know, in the nicest hotel, $200 a night, and probably spend less than $100 a day, and you're good.
So under $1,500 for a weekend.
chrissie mayr
Get a good tan.
elijah schaffer
That's kind of cool.
Yeah.
Not a bad thing.
A couple other super chats as well here.
Bloodshot 567 said, Where the hell is Anna?
She's in Southern Europe with her Southern Europeans.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Skimmy Toilets 915 said, Chrissy, you are fired.
And also said to deport Sarah Stock.
chrissie mayr
Maybe he meant to say on fire.
michael hennessey
There you go.
elijah schaffer
He also said, Andrew Clavin is a psyop.
Dan Vica said, Have any of you, not Chrissy, seen the Ricky Lindholm hysteria music video?
No.
And then Scriby Toilets also said, What's up, y'all?
I got hired and they knew my situation, passed everything, road test and drug screening.
Got let go again, lol because of insurance purposes.
Congrats to Sarah.
Shout out, forearm hanky, panky crew.
You know, I'm sorry, this guy keeps getting fired.
My bad, brother.
Also, one more super chat said, Did Chrissy and Isabella DeLuca have a guest one time on her show?
If so, what was your impression of Isabella de Lucca?
chrissie mayr
I tried to have her on.
I tried to book her, like, I would say at least three times, and she flaked every time.
And we're talking like right before.
I tried to book her on my wet spot show in the city and be like an hour before the show.
I'd be like, oh, sorry, I'm not coming.
Oh, I missed my flight.
Oh, I'm not there.
It's like, so I haven't had the best experiences, but maybe she's been good with other people.
braeden cooper sorbo
Scribbles also sent another dollar.
He said Monteca is fast.
I didn't say Montega.
I said Montega with a G.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm really taking advice in Portuguese.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's my one thing.
unidentified
I have Brazilian friends so that I can be racist.
elijah schaffer
Also, Sab said, is that Chrissy's natural hair color?
That shit looks luxurious.
I like to see the drapes as well.
No simp.
It's just unique.
braeden cooper sorbo
Wow.
unidentified
Okay.
chrissie mayr
I'm a married woman.
elijah schaffer
He didn't say he'd like to sleep with the drapes.
He just said he'd like to see them.
chrissie mayr
Just wants a picture.
unidentified
All right.
chrissie mayr
DM me on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
Oh my gosh.
All right.
Let's talk about a transition here.
Quite interestingly enough, there's this new warning from the United States government.
We have a new pandemic on our hands.
The CDC issues a warning over mosquito-borne virus spreading in China, a viral outbreak in China's Guangdong province.
unidentified
Guangdong.
chrissie mayr
Something province.
braeden cooper sorbo
Something wong.
elijah schaffer
How big is your dong?
It's a Guangdong.
Province has triggered a CDC travel warning after more than 7,000 cases of Qikungunya were reported.
The virus spread by mosquito bites causes high fever, crushing fatigue, and joint pain that can last for months or even years.
U.S. travelers are being urged to take precautions.
China's cracking down hard mandatory repellent sprays, stagnant water checks, and forced hospital quarantine under mosquito nets.
Seniors, newborns, and people with diabetes face higher risk.
Unlike COVID deaths, they are rare, but the symptoms are real.
Fox News has more on the story.
Listen.
unidentified
Breaking tonight, a viral outbreak in China prompts the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the CDC, to issue a travel warning.
More than 7,000 cases of this disease have been reported so far.
State Department correspondent Jillian Turner has details tonight live from the State Department.
Good evening, Jillian.
gillian turner
Good evening, Brett.
The CDC, as you mentioned, is warning Americans traveling to China about Chikungunya.
It is a virus that spreads to humans through infected mosquito bites.
It can cause severe illness with symptoms that mimic pretty closely dengue fever and Zika virus, mostly found in Africa.
Here's what the CDC says about it.
They say most people infected get better within a week.
However, some can have severe joint pain for months to years.
Other symptoms include severe fever and fatigue.
The outbreak now is in the Chinese province, Guangdong.
It's near Hong Kong, with more than 7,000 cases reported so far, prompting some pretty dramatic measures to contain the spread, like mandatory insect-repellent blasts for people entering the area, mandatory property checks for stagnant water, which attracts mosquitoes, and when found, is now punishable by fines or even arrest.
dr marc siegel
If you happen to get this, they're quarantining you in hospitals with mosquito netting and not letting you out for a week.
These are the kind of draconian responses we saw with COVID.
We're seeing it again.
gillian turner
The CDC says Americans traveling to eight other countries are also at elevated risk of exposure to the virus, even if there is no current outbreak there.
People at risk for more severe cases of Qikungunya include newborns, seniors 65 years and up, as well as people with diabetes or heart disease.
Now, the good news is that unlike COVID, deaths from this disease are exceedingly rare.
You can also protect yourself by getting vaccinated against it or by preventing mosquito bites in the first place through all the usual mechanisms: insect repellent netting, wearing long sleeves, and staying in air conditioning.
elijah schaffer
Look at this reporting from the State Department now.
Did you see that?
It's like live from the State Department.
michael hennessey
Killer mosquitoes.
It's not like anybody would genetically modify mosquitoes, right?
unidentified
No.
michael hennessey
That wouldn't happen.
It's not like Bill Gates had his full facility that he was working on them with.
Just saying.
unidentified
Yeah, I'm pandemic-proof.
chrissie mayr
It's like, nope.
elijah schaffer
Pandemia.
No, okay, but like, I think this is a nothing burger.
I mean, quite honestly, I mean, I think we had this as well that it was reported just a while ago.
michael hennessey
Oh, this is old.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
It was reported a while ago.
I don't know if you remember this.
I'll play it in a second here.
That Bill Gates, they had this program going on.
unidentified
Here in Medicine, Colombia today, and I'm at the world's biggest mosquito factory for the World Mosquito Program.
We're making in here 30 million mosquitoes a week.
Come and have a look.
We're doing it for a very serious reason.
Cities like Connection have suffered from diseases like dengue, Zika, chikungunya for decades, but not anymore.
We've been able to bring the solution of Wolbachia mosquitoes to this city.
When this bacteria called Wolbachia gets introduced into the mosquito, it stops their ability to transmit dengue.
We release mosquitoes that have wolbachia and now they go and mate, and wolbachia gets passed into the wild mosquito population.
If we're going to control these diseases in all the tropical cities of the world, it's going to require a lot of mosquitoes.
The mosquito life cycle starts with the egg, and in this room, we've got a lot of eggs.
Each one of these strips, these tiny black dots, are up to 10,000 mosquito eggs.
Across all of these strips, about one and a half near and dried eggs waiting to hatch.
In this tray, we've got the newly hatched eggs.
They're little larvae, so small you can hardly see them.
They're going to sit in here for a few days and eat and get bigger until they look like these ones over here.
They're starting to turn into pupae.
We're wanting to do the next step of sorting, sorting the males from the females.
We want to do that so we can manipulate the sex ratio in the cages to be more female than male.
The bottom ones along here are the boys, and the ones at the top are the girls.
They're bigger.
From here, they're going into the adult cages.
We have adults that we continuously grow in what we call our broodstock.
And then over here, we have the mass-produced mosquitoes getting ready to give us the eggs to go out directly into the field.
It's crazy how they sound.
You might wonder, what do we feed all these mosquitoes here?
Well, I can tell you we've got the good stuff in here.
On the top shelf, literally, we've got the blood.
They love it.
Once the mosquitoes are grown, they're ready to go out into the field.
The first way is to get the eggs and package them in a gelatin capsule with food.
Voila.
There's 300 eggs in here and enough food for the mosquitoes to be able to grow.
They just need to be dropped in water.
The other approach is to take the adults themselves.
Here we have 300 and they can be released off the back of a motorbike or even packaged into a drone for aerial release.
Over half the world's population is currently suffering or at risk of contracting these diseases.
We have a solution and our goal is to scale and deliver it to communities around the world that need it.
chrissie mayr
Oh, it's so scary.
michael hennessey
Killer mosquitoes, block the sun.
I mean, Bill Gates is up to a bunch of stuff.
And we even had that in Florida.
We released mosquitoes between, I think it was 2020 to 2022 or so.
I forgot.
elijah schaffer
I take that off the screen there.
michael hennessey
But we had the same thing in Florida where they released mass amounts of mosquitoes as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but that's also to like, that is the mosquito coling program because then they like create an asexual side.
Like, you know, you know, when you're in like high school and you do the fruit fly experiments where you screw me out.
Oh, okay.
Well, in LA, there were a lot of fruit flies in those classes.
michael hennessey
Oh, sure, plenty of them.
elijah schaffer
So there were fruit flies everywhere.
But yeah, a lot of them molest kids too.
But here's the deal.
When you go forward, the fruit flies, you know, you do the whole thing where you crossbreed, and that's just the whole basic of genetics, you know.
And you end up having these fruit flies can grow without wings or like different colored eyes.
They can teach you about the genetics.
And, you know, it's interesting because on one hand, I don't want to say it's all bad.
Like there's a little bit of the stuff that does make sense.
But then when you see the scale of like releasing them over cities, and now it's not just to like reduce the mosquito population, we're like genetically modifying the mosquitoes to a point to where they don't contract certain diseases.
And the question is, is when they bite us, what are they injecting into us?
Is there mRNA?
What are they doing?
braeden cooper sorbo
You're getting vaccinated.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, whose blood is that they're drinking?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, where's Edward Cullen when you need him?
You know what I mean?
But I do wonder with that, you know, the amount of genetically modified animals.
If you've ever tried a Chick-fil-A recently, you'll notice it doesn't make you feel as good as it used to.
Not only do they add a bunch of more hydrogenated oils into all of their sauces and in their meat, but they also switched to antibiotic chicken about a couple years ago.
unidentified
Once the Christian diesel chicken.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they switched to Tyson.
Lower quality antibiotic chicken that has built on a grain and not like free range.
And it's just highly processed.
And so Chick-fil-A used to be one of the few places like In-N-Out where you didn't feel sick because it's fresh, never frozen.
There's not a lot of the binding agents in In-NOT that are in other companies.
But it is really disgusting.
Like even tonight, I was like, maybe we're crunched on time.
I'll pay the extra money to eat somewhere that I know is using whole food and real ingredients, like a steakhouse or something that's going to have something like, you know, antibiotic-free and good rather than actually buying that stuff.
Because as you get older, like my son behaves differently when he gets, has like seed oils and like processed sugar.
And, you know, their bodies are sensitive.
But what else are little kids sensitive to?
They said, right?
Mosquito bites, these things.
Like you, you do wonder, though, because we're not so sensitive, what are they putting in these things?
And what is in these mosquitoes?
I mean, if ice in another country could make us all vomit and shit for like 48 hours, you know, the reality is we all feel tired, lethargic.
Is it really just low testosterone?
Is it really just these things?
Or are they literally poisoning us?
Like, imagine if we all feel worse.
We wouldn't know that we feel bad.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And it's gradual and slow.
You might not realize, but you don't wake up.
I don't wake up feeling like fantastic every morning.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, I don't feel like everyone needs coffee.
Why do we need coffee?
Why do we need coffee?
Why does everyone need energy drinks and coffee all day?
What is up with that?
Was that forever?
Do they not have energy?
chrissie mayr
Coffee's delicious.
braeden cooper sorbo
I feel like it's a mix of everything, no?
Because I mean, you could have the slow drain, which is social media or screens, things like that.
Like people stay up later.
I mean, it used to be you would go to bed when the sun went down.
You would get up when the sun came up.
And because your circadian rhythm was set, everything, you know, more or less would be pretty balanced.
We don't do that anymore.
I mean, it's 8.30 right now.
We won't go to bed till 11 o'clock, midnight tonight.
We're waking up at 7 or 8, maybe even later or earlier, depending on what our schedule is like.
Our brain, our internal clock is messed up.
And so we need stuff to kick ourselves awake.
And so I think it's only perpetuated.
It gets worse based on what you put in your body for sure.
But there is a number of different factors that are all destroying us slowly.
chrissie mayr
I have a solution.
Have a baby and co-sleep with them because then you'll be in bed like 7.38 and then you'll wake up right at 6.
That's what I do.
I love you, cookie.
unidentified
That's a great idea.
chrissie mayr
I can't sleep.
I can't even move in my bed.
He's taken over.
elijah schaffer
You co-sleep?
chrissie mayr
Yeah, he sometimes sleeps sideways and kicks us both.
unidentified
But he's so cute.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, we didn't have the heart to furber him.
elijah schaffer
I'm like against co-sleeping personally.
Not for an occasion.
I'm not one of those parents.
It's like, my son, like, has a major nightmare, but like, you'll make sure you try it.
Go back to your bed and like sleep with independence.
Yeah, but, but also, like, I don't know.
I was convinced on I had, I've had a few people, like, because my mother-in-law obviously raised her kids in Africa and whatnot.
And like, you know, it's crazy the stories that they have, like, you know, giving birth in Tanzanian hospital and like shunting the kids' head of themselves with like, you know, like crazy stuff, injecting things in like the vein, hold the baby upside down and like getting the vein to just like save the baby's life and stuff because it's like, you know, bad hospital.
These people are Australians, the real Australians, not the modern Australians, which say, Bern Gusaro and bob their head.
The original Australians were very tough people, right?
Very rigid people.
But the co-sleeping, I mean, look, people do it.
I want to know why do you do it or why do you do it?
Because to me, it feels like more of an emotional thing.
People just feel like it's bonding.
And I'm not saying it's wrong because there's a lot of ways to parent, but I don't get it.
chrissie mayr
It is for bonding.
Yeah, it is for like emotional support.
Well, I never planned to.
It just, he was, he was in the crib and then he would cry in the middle of the night.
And I didn't want my husband to wake up because I knew he had to be at work early.
So I just started taking him, like holding him in bed.
And that eventually led to like, all right, he's sleeping in bed with me for a few hours.
And I try to put him back.
And then he just got used to being cuddled.
elijah schaffer
It's nice to cuddle with your kid, though.
unidentified
It's the best.
braeden cooper sorbo
I'm in favor of it.
I'm in favor of co-sleeping, not ferberization.
I mean, Norwegians and other snow-heavy countries like Russia, what they would do is they would take their babies and literally bundle them up and then put them in.
chrissie mayr
They leave them outside.
braeden cooper sorbo
They're still in the snow over there.
unidentified
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
It built an immune system.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but then what does that do with co-sleep?
braeden cooper sorbo
But no, no, no.
unidentified
That's co-sleeping.
chrissie mayr
By the way, snow sleeping.
elijah schaffer
I mean, by themselves outside.
braeden cooper sorbo
I'm in favor of both.
So not ferberization is then you force your kid to fall asleep crying or you force your kid to cry itself to sleep.
I like the idea of co-sleeping to develop a natural rhythm, one for your own body and two for your kids.
chrissie mayr
And then they trust you.
They really bond with you.
elijah schaffer
What people cry themselves to sleep.
Like you just breastfeed the baby and you just rub their stomach and rock them and then they just fall asleep.
chrissie mayr
It is easy.
unidentified
And they stay asleep.
chrissie mayr
It is so much easier.
Like if they're sleeping next to you and then you just take a boob out real quick and they go, they have a couple sips and they're like, back out.
elijah schaffer
But then they learn to sleep quicker.
Like they'll sleep through the night by eight weeks if you put them on their own.
And if you train them to be on their own, then you also have independence because you can put them to bed at like, because babies have, what, if they're newborns, they go to bed between 6 and 7.30, depending on like, according to the circadian of a human.
And then as they get older, they go to bed between 7 and 8.
Some parents will put their kids to bed as late as 8.30 or 9, but I don't know.
chrissie mayr
Sometimes don't fall asleep.
Sometimes the baby, he'll nap at a good time, but then really won't fall asleep till like 9.
elijah schaffer
That's co-sleeping.
My son will go to bed.
It's like it's like instant.
Just douche.
He's done.
My other son, that's two, because I'm saying sleep regression.
Like sometimes you will put him to bed at seven and then he'll be up till like 7.45 or 8.
But that's normal.
I feel like, especially if he had like sugar that day or something, like he's potty training.
So he'll eat like a kinder egg and then the sugar obviously will like, so we have to make sure that even if he poos in the toilet, he doesn't get a big egg.
He'll get a big chocolate egg just because you dropped a chocolate egg.
chrissie mayr
You know what I'm saying?
elijah schaffer
No, but I'm saying I think that there's something to it, but I do think co-sleeping is important.
I mean, I'm not one of those parents.
It's like, like your kid, you know, has a really bad nightmare and they piss themselves or something.
And then it's like, no, go to your bed.
It's like, no, but come, come sleep with me in my little minute.
chrissie mayr
If you're older than six months, the risk of SIDS goes down dramatically.
elijah schaffer
Don't get your kids vaccinated.
chrissie mayr
The risk of SIDS goes to nearly zero.
That's another big thing, too.
And don't shake your kids to death.
They're big enough, and it's also like you're not gonna roll over on them either.
A lot of people are afraid of that, but so um, I don't know.
We that's where we are at right now.
We're gonna convert his bed to a toddler bed soon, and uh, we might try dressed like gradually.
I'll probably have to get in his crib.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's it, where it's like you do co-sleeping for a little bit to reduce the risk of SIDS, and then you slowly dude.
elijah schaffer
SIDS, that's not how you reduce the risk of SIDS.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's what people are saying, yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's what people are retarded.
It's like SIDS is two things, there's no such thing as dude.
They had they had adult sudden death syndrome during the last rollout.
Yeah, during the last rollout, it was adult sudden death syndrome, and then like it's like, dude, they also say that too with kids with teenagers with suicide, teen sudden death syndrome.
And it's like, listen, no one's suddenly dying, you don't have acute organ failure unless you have a genetic dysfunction.
So, the only thing SIDS could be biologically if some babies could die from like a genetic, a genetic problem, which is that nobody just dies.
Either mothers are killing their kids or they're dying due to like mercury and aluminum poisoning and very, very obvious things that cause organ failure that come from something very important that they put in them.
It's like co-sleeping has fucking nothing to do with death.
chrissie mayr
But, but I will say, they tell you that, though, in the hospital, like, oh, don't put them alone on their back in a crib.
Like, they go ABCs of sleeping.
They, they, they don't, they're not pushing co-sleeping when you're after you give birth.
They very much, every class I took, they're like, We gotta get them in the crib.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they, but they also don't teach, they also tell you go give your kid formula too and shit.
chrissie mayr
That's true, they do push the formula.
elijah schaffer
That shit's got seed oils in it, too.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, yeah.
I'm saying it's all retarded, unless you get like the good Dutch stuff, like nothing in America.
elijah schaffer
I would say your kid initially isn't sleeping in a crib, like your kid, like the first couple weeks is like you're probably falling asleep on a chair.
chrissie mayr
We actually had him in the bassinet pretty good.
The first time I was in the bassinet, like I would say, six months pretty much.
unidentified
Your kid didn't wake up every like two hours when they're like, Yeah, he would wake up, but I wasn't like co-sleeping.
chrissie mayr
I wasn't sleeping in the bed with him when he was like just a few months old.
He was sleeping in like the little bassinet.
elijah schaffer
Which I'm saying, but you have to get up, you have to breastfeed or pull him out of the bassinet.
Like, for the first few weeks, it's rough.
chrissie mayr
Like, you don't get any sleep, no, but you get used to it.
And you, I, I found I just didn't need as much sleep, and you're just your whole everything is reoriented to this kid, so you don't realize you're sleep-deprived.
You just adjust, you know.
elijah schaffer
Well, Brayden told me he's been breastfeeding for a while and he disagrees.
That's true.
Sarah was there.
She would disagree.
Like, how long have you been breastfeeding for?
unidentified
No, she's like, You don't know what breastfeeding is, actually.
elijah schaffer
You actually feed your breasts, you put a syringe.
unidentified
That's what I do.
chrissie mayr
When I go back to the hotel, I put a trough under my boot.
Like, I'm the confidence.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you grab it, like, it eats.
All right, anyway, a couple super chats here.
Zesty 8s and 100.
Oh, no.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, no, I took the jacket off.
I took the jacket off already.
elijah schaffer
Here's it going.
Let's get some music.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's on the chair.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Am I doing something?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
For $100.
For $100.
He said as he's stripping.
Wow.
unidentified
They commit sex crimes to children.
chrissie mayr
Someone gave $100 to take his shirt off.
elijah schaffer
Lie to us that it even happened.
Lie to us that it even happened.
Damn.
Here it is.
braeden cooper sorbo
Put me on the screen if you're going to have to.
chrissie mayr
No, it's blocking the goods.
elijah schaffer
It never existed.
They want to replace us and force vax us with bugs.
El Salvador's motto must be followed in the States.
ASAP.
Zesti H. Put on the screen as well.
There it is.
braeden cooper sorbo
Big West.
He even commented it afterwards.
He goes, Brayden knows what's coming.
unidentified
Did he say that?
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, he did.
chrissie mayr
How much of a super chat does somebody have to pay for me to take my shirt off?
braeden cooper sorbo
There's more donations coming up.
I mean, you want to go next?
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
unidentified
For $100.
Go ahead.
elijah schaffer
Where's the music?
chrissie mayr
Put the camera.
elijah schaffer
Skibbity Toilet.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Skivity Toilet 915 said to counters ST8.
She counters STH.
No, you got to do it.
braeden cooper sorbo
I just went through all the trouble of buttoning it.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
chrissie mayr
Get a snapshot.
elijah schaffer
To counter SASDAIDS, El Salvador has no due process, but the USA has to get these illegals out of here, starting with the TOs.
braeden cooper sorbo
If someone donates $100, I will flex.
And if it goes to me, if someone donates $100 and says it's for me, I'll flex and rip this shirt.
chrissie mayr
Wow.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's small and I need to ruin it anyways.
I just need an excuse and money to buy a new shirt.
chrissie mayr
That's what she said.
elijah schaffer
Starting with TOs.
Chrissy, show us your jeans.
I need another tall boy.
Panky Panky.
chrissie mayr
These are just your standard.
unidentified
No, I mean, really, don't talk about that.
braeden cooper sorbo
She was about to do it, too.
chrissie mayr
I don't know.
unidentified
I had to think about it.
chrissie mayr
I have to lose the weed, everyone.
We're wearing all black till conditions improve.
elijah schaffer
We'll tell you this.
For $50.
Let's go.
We got to get some confetti.
And you got to also go to just the girl cam while I read it.
It's the girl cam.
$50 to get the girl on the camera.
Where is it?
There it is.
A little shaky shake.
Said, the Lord will give them their due process.
It's actually true.
I like dude, dude.
Bukayle is such a badass.
He's like, he goes, and to those who committed rapes and murders that we violated their human rights, they say, may the Lord forgive them if he can, but we don't have to forgive them.
unidentified
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
We don't have to forgive them.
May the Lord forgive it again.
chrissie mayr
Only, only God knows.
elijah schaffer
For $20 in the chat.
Let's go.
unidentified
Drew Hernandez.
elijah schaffer
This shirt's too expensive for $100 super chat extra.
Yeah, I said $300 and I'll replace the shirt.
braeden cooper sorbo
Actually, yeah, I'm going to up it because they just donated $200.
I'm upping my dirt.
elijah schaffer
Well, depends how expensive.
Dude, we should do it one time, but actually buy a cheap shirt so you just like rip the shirt.
braeden cooper sorbo
I'd be done.
elijah schaffer
If you buy like fitted shirts, we got to get you some fitted shirts.
chrissie mayr
Yeah, don't you know what?
Don't go in your nice shirts.
elijah schaffer
Wait, go back.
We got to get some.
braeden cooper sorbo
This is almost fitted.
chrissie mayr
Don't know in your nice shirt.
elijah schaffer
It's just giant arms.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's too small, this shirt already.
chrissie mayr
Let's go to the Salvation Army, and we'll pick up a couple of throwaways.
elijah schaffer
So, like, you want it, like, uh...
chrissie mayr
Showing off your moves.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
michael hennessey
I mean, why am I in the middle of this?
elijah schaffer
I should go in.
Well, you got you some fitted clothes.
I mean, that's why Lululemon does fitted clothes.
braeden cooper sorbo
Maybe you don't have him taking his shirt off.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because people know some show.
I only do that when I'm drunk.
Then I take everything off and I get a little bit of a shot.
unidentified
You get excited, though, when you come and he's like, man, I really hope someone sends $100 today.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, because I have to rip this shirt.
It's because I'm passionate about Rift and its success.
michael hennessey
They want him to smash it.
unidentified
Yeah, please.
chrissie mayr
Yes, or the can-do act.
elijah schaffer
Why does he always, despite that, he doesn't think I was panties, I was like, I got my cock ring on.
I was like, why do you tell us this?
michael hennessey
I don't get that either.
Every time I'm like, calm down.
elijah schaffer
And then I'm just the button for the vibrating button.
braeden cooper sorbo
I'm just excited from the WNBA thing.
elijah schaffer
Did you see him hand you the little buzzer thing?
And every click, he's like, yes.
chrissie mayr
Yep.
I have a clicker for a vibrator under all of your seats.
I just haven't used it yet.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, all the 100 chattershad, no strip at the end.
Sorry, it's just part of it.
That being said, that was that on those chats there.
And you guys, YouTube's got to step it up today.
It's true.
It's because we were gone for a little while.
YouTube's a little lower than I remember, but it's absolutely true that, you know, someone said, everybody have a great stream.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm very, very happy here with the people that are watching the show today because when we're gone a little bit, it's like sometimes it's a little bit interesting, but we still have you guys here and we appreciate you.
Plus, it looks like who's I like when I read Trump orders new census demands illegal immigrants be deported and I look at the screen, check this out, and it's like, there's like an illegal on the screen.
It'll be like conservative movement is back with a gay guy.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Hell yeah, brother.
All right.
Moving on, I do want to talk about this story a little bit.
I mean, we didn't talk about it a lot.
Don't show my screen because I might get something really bad here.
Like, Topmy and Dildo WNBA on us on a.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
Okay, so this is a great story.
So, this is like really developing right now.
This is cutting-edge stuff.
Check this out.
So, there's a problem going on at WNBA games.
unidentified
Oh, look out.
Something just came when it's like a floor.
Got an object that just flew in as the free throw is being made.
elijah schaffer
See, the white girls like it.
Look at that girl.
They love it.
chrissie mayr
It's funny.
elijah schaffer
Dude, girls do.
chrissie mayr
She's like, I'll take care of that.
Don't you guys?
I'll put it in my bag.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
She kicked in her frame.
They don't show the other shots.
Shoves it in the bag.
I'll get rid of this.
chrissie mayr
Some girl from the WNBA tweeted like, some of us might actually get hurt.
You guys got to cut it out.
elijah schaffer
You like to get hurt, don't you?
Exactly.
chrissie mayr
It's funny because they're neon.
It's funny.
unidentified
You looked over at us for like, yeah, looked over and winked at them.
elijah schaffer
You got uncomfortable.
chrissie mayr
It's funny if it's neon green.
If they were throwing flesh color dildos, whoa, it'd be like a little sexual.
elijah schaffer
That was a shrek though.
chrissie mayr
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
It was a shrek though.
elijah schaffer
That was a, but it's not the first time this has been happening, by the way.
What's even funnier is, is uh, uh, no, I'm not gonna show.
I'm gonna go to uh oh, yeah, look.
So people were showing, look, look at this at the WNBA store out of stock.
Green dildo, imagine.
Throwable dildo for WNBA games.
It says at the bottom there.
chrissie mayr
Hey, I mean, whatever gets people watching.
elijah schaffer
I gotta make sure.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm actually watching.
And then there was another one that happened, by the way.
michael hennessey
I think they put in slow-mo.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like this one.
unidentified
Hayes gets blocked by Maya Causewell.
Something flies on the court, actually, from the crowd.
The officials will say they will continue play.
And they're both off the fingertips of the Valkyries.
And you can see the object.
elijah schaffer
The block right there.
unidentified
The object comes, that green thing bounces and it goes to the sideline.
We're not exactly where.
We're not sure where it came from.
michael hennessey
We want raises.
chrissie mayr
No, you get green screens.
Why can't they say it's a dildo?
Or a dildo?
elijah schaffer
So what's crazier?
What's crazier about this is though, that I kind of want to bring up is like shortly before this, as this was happening, right?
So this stuff was happening.
And I had brought up a question the other day, a little while ago.
Let me see if I can actually scroll down to it.
And it's actually a little bit back here.
Look at this.
So yesterday I tweeted this out.
How long until they start doing security searches at the WNBA for dildos, right?
I was like, was it supposed to be a joke?
unidentified
And then you go up.
elijah schaffer
You go up.
Let's keep going up.
And first of all, we'll read that one in a second, but if you go up to here, breaking Polymarket Sports, no bag policy has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game attempt to crack down on dildo throwers, which has now reduced the betting chances that a dildo will be thrown.
And I said, hey, Grok, how do I smuggle Hanky's Toys Monster 7000X Plus XL Deep Front and Back Door Digger Dildo into a WNBA game without using a bag?
unidentified
And he responded.
elijah schaffer
He responded, consider the item substantial, substantial dimensions, up to 15 inches long.
Viable no bag smuggling methods include securing it to your inner thigh with the straps under baggy clothing or disguising as a prosthetic limb.
That said, this breaches WNBA security rules, except pat downs, ejections, or charges.
Better do you enjoy the game legitimately.
And now, if you go down here, it's even better because this guy actually, look at this out.
Caden Lopez, 18 appeared in court today after allegedly throwing a green dildo onto the court during last night's Phoenix Mercury game for the Trenton Hooker.
That's what a name for a to talk about.
You know, that's the name of the publication, The Trenton Hooker.
He's accused of hitting someone with an object and now faces charges of assault and disorderly conduct.
chrissie mayr
Oh, he was just following a trend.
elijah schaffer
It's like the AOS ice bucket challenge.
It's called the WNBA.
I don't know, Mendelsa, what you think about that, but I feel like this is the most I've talked.
We've talked about the WNBA in a long time.
chrissie mayr
People are watching.
They should be appreciative.
elijah schaffer
You don't have a comment on Trek's dildo.
unidentified
It's terrible.
elijah schaffer
Why?
That's all it is.
It's just terrible.
unidentified
Yeah, it's terrible.
chrissie mayr
Are you more of a vibrator type?
unidentified
More of a flashlight on the NBA court.
chrissie mayr
Those are expensive.
elijah schaffer
I went to buy one as a teenager, and remember, like they were like $80 from back then, so they got to be a lot now.
It'd be like one.
michael hennessey
I don't know.
chrissie mayr
But maybe they've gone the way of flat screen TVs.
Maybe they're cheap now.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
I wouldn't know.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, I'm not necessarily a connoisseur here.
This is not my market.
elijah schaffer
Maybe.
unidentified
Who knows?
michael hennessey
Crickets.
chrissie mayr
You can make your own.
unidentified
Grab a thermos, fill it with raw chicken.
michael hennessey
Raw chicken, huh?
chrissie mayr
I don't know.
braeden cooper sorbo
Raw chicken is wild.
I've heard couch cushions with JD Vance.
You hear a lot of things, but I think raw chicken takes a certain type of person.
chrissie mayr
Magetti coli, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's actually true.
All right.
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