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July 10, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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BETRAYAL: Bondi Persecutes HERO DOCTOR Under Trump DOJ | The Rift | Marc Lobliner & Lilly Gaddis

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elijah schaffer
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All right.
So, okay, so let's just conclude on what was going on there.
I wish you would have told Ed to use like every.
unidentified
Yeah, I forget that he comes from the he comes from the Rumbleverse.
elijah schaffer
So he's got used to being on YouTube.
I guess.
He's like Grok two days ago.
He's like, so, you know, Hiller's a good guy or whatever.
And you're like, all right, calm down.
No, but okay, I do, we got to talk about Bondi.
We got to kind of do a backup here with like the Epstein stuff.
I feel like we're getting played by this administration, man.
I feel like they're doing some really great things with the immigration right now.
I do like the funding for ICE.
I do like the funding.
You know, a little bit of the trolling, the nab and grabs of the Mexicans.
I've seen the positive effect of their deportation orders, even with traffic in Los Angeles.
Did you see that?
There's no traffic in LA?
unidentified
Yeah.
marc lobliner
I'm going to be there next week.
So I'll give you a live update.
elijah schaffer
Tell me, go on a freeway and take a picture.
Show me.
Because if it's any time between the 24 hours and a day and there's no traffic, like outside of 2 to 4 a.m. on the 405, the 60, the 10, I wouldn't even believe it.
I've never seen it.
marc lobliner
How many immigrants were in LA that it would affect traffic?
I mean, wow.
braeden cooper sorbo
I mean, it was a sanctuary city.
So they had tons and tons of them.
And they were even telling immigrants all over the world.
Gavin Newsom was like, guys, just come to us.
We'll take you in.
And then ICE went to LA.
And now you heard they're trying to arrest Mayor Karen Bass, right?
The one who watched the fires.
So she's currently under scrutiny by ICE for impeding investigations.
marc lobliner
Well, that is, it's against the law.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
marc lobliner
It's literally a federal statute.
You can't do that.
But, you know, getting back to what Elijah said, looking at, are we being played?
So I'm more of an optimist and that could be a fault of mine.
Overall, what was my main objective during the election?
And for me, it was a lot of immigration.
So the Epstein files, yeah, it's a huge thing.
Human trafficking, a lot of kids got hurt.
That's terrible.
But, you know, people are like, I'm so sorry I voted for Trump.
What was your option?
That weirdo from Libertarian Party, Chase?
elijah schaffer
Oh, like, by the way, he makes gay people weren't high up in my books either.
And he is just, he's gay.
He's makes, I don't even know.
It's crazy.
Like he, he was like celebrating the Mexicans riding in LA.
He's like, good, you got to resist ice.
You're like, bro, that's the libertarian party.
I think what he said, I don't really care about winning.
It's about having values.
Dude, come on.
I would call you a pussy, but usually you are what you eat.
And I'm not going to give you that benefit of the doubt.
marc lobliner
Have you been to a libertarian event?
elijah schaffer
I've been to a pride parade.
I know the difference.
marc lobliner
I've actually spoken at a couple libertarian events.
I don't want to crap on anybody.
A lot of them are just obese weirdos.
And that's the libertarian party in a nutshell.
Look, they're like porn addicts.
elijah schaffer
Is that what it is?
braeden cooper sorbo
Libertarians just want unfettered porn access because their brains are so mushed that they don't really have the capacity to get to the point.
lilly gaddis
I feel like they have all these addictions and they just have that party to like protect them.
Like they're half the time they're like potheads too.
They're like super adamant about weed rights.
elijah schaffer
You mean like people that are in a CP but claim they're atheist because they just have to be atheist to justify their degenerate behavior.
It's like, I'm actually an atheist.
And you always find out that they have CP, you know, like vouch kind of people.
You're like, he's got something on his arm.
marc lobliner
It was so awkward because at one of the events I spoke about freedom and why you need to be fit and healthy.
And I walk into this room and everybody's like blobs.
I'm like, this isn't going to go over well.
elijah schaffer
You can tell no one here is a libertarian.
Not on this show.
Not on this show, ladies and gentlemen.
braeden cooper sorbo
Eliza was taking his shirt off several times before the show started.
elijah schaffer
I wore three different shirts just so I could take it off again.
marc lobliner
But it's okay, but actually strangely aroused.
elijah schaffer
Why were you speaking at a libertarian event?
Because I'm actually like, I have, I have come to believe that, yeah, that libertarians are absolutely like they're adults that didn't grow up like Disney adults or like Star Wars adults where it's like you, the world that they want, the world that all these people want, Democrats, everybody, is like what you would read in a book of like what an adult without God would want, but it doesn't work, right?
Because it doesn't take into account sin, that humans are born evil, that we have a propensity towards chaos.
And they think that like we can all just like sit around here and you can give trans people guns when I'm trying to put them in institutions.
marc lobliner
I'll speak anywhere if I can speak about getting people healthier and fit because that'll lead people to conservative values.
elijah schaffer
That makes sense.
Trump spoke there, right?
marc lobliner
Trump has, so being fit and healthy is a conservative value.
It truly is.
And that's why.
lilly gaddis
It's racist.
marc lobliner
Well, yeah, and that's why they went after that.
Remember, like, oh, being fit is the new racist.
And then, oh, if you're, if you're anti-fat, you hate black women.
That was my favorite one.
lilly gaddis
That's actually oddly racist in and of itself.
Like, you're just assuming blacks are all fit.
marc lobliner
Well, the obesity rate among black women is really, really high.
I think the average weight of an African-American female is like 186 pounds.
lilly gaddis
Wow.
marc lobliner
And that's just, that's not me being racist.
I love my black queens, but you know, stats are.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look at that.
Look at that.
So obesity percent by race and sex.
55% of women age 20 and over are obese compared to why 38% in Asians at 15%.
So far, it's been the best justification for the white supremacist race mixing confusion.
By the way, if you ever meet a white supremacist, ask him which Asian country his wife's from.
That's always been my joke, right?
So he's like, so is she Japanese?
No, but the idea, that's 55.
braeden cooper sorbo
That was a real photo that I took before the show.
I went to Burger King.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's crazy diabolical.
marc lobliner
I would.
Just saying.
elijah schaffer
Like that?
Remember this ad from Calvin Klein over this one?
I speak my truth in my Calvin Kleins.
braeden cooper sorbo
Remember when Matt Damon was on Calvin Klein back in like the 90s and there was that other attractive model, maybe Jennifer Anderson or some other women.
Then they have this.
marc lobliner
Well, they're market chairs.
I mean, it doesn't hold.
unidentified
Oh, God.
lilly gaddis
Victoria's Secret.
Done.
They were cooked as soon as they had, I mean, it was worse than just fat people.
It was like mentally ill people.
marc lobliner
So being from the fitness industry, people like beautiful people.
People like buying stuff that beautiful people wear, that fit people wear.
Nobody aspires to be fat.
And with Ozepic, we actually found out they were lying all along.
Even Lizzo is like, fuck it, I got Ozepic.
Like, Ozepic has shown that that fat acceptance thing, it was just a cope.
As soon as they found a way to not be hungry pigs, they were like, cool.
I want to be skinny too.
I want to be fit.
Oh, you just, you lost your protection.
braeden cooper sorbo
You broke everything.
Well, yeah, the goal is to be, the goal is to be healthy.
I mean, if you are physically fit, if you are physically a threat, you are much more likely to think for yourself because you can defend yourself if an idea is counter into if something has something that would counter you that would need to be defended.
So it's like, I tell people, if you are not strong enough to defend yourself physically, then you don't actually have Hercules.
Kind of like Hercules.
marc lobliner
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so let me ask you, this is a total random question about dad bods.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
This is for the girl.
marc lobliner
You're a female, right?
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
lilly gaddis
I love dad bods.
I can't, I'm personally.
elijah schaffer
What is it?
unidentified
I'm going to show some pictures.
elijah schaffer
What is a dad bod to you?
braeden cooper sorbo
Because usually I need to.
lilly gaddis
I need a chart.
I need to start.
elijah schaffer
Actually, because to me, women think the dad bods is just when you're on a bulk as a guy.
This is the three things they call it.
When you're on a bulk, meaning so you're like built, but you're not cut.
Two, when you're decently cut, you're just at the end of a normal day of eating.
So your abs aren't visible.
Or three, literally a fit guy, but he's not posing with a pump in low lighting.
It's like, yeah, that's a dad body.
That guy goes to the gym four days a week.
He's been dieting pretty well and he has decent genetics.
That is not a dad body.
I'm going to show you a dad bod.
Let me ask.
Let's ask her.
unidentified
Dad bod.
I need an example here.
marc lobliner
I'm definitely not a dad.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so let's see.
Okay.
So here's Kira's dad bod.
Let me go.
See if we go down.
Yeah, these would be, this is, this is dad bods right here.
lilly gaddis
That's cute.
unidentified
See, that person, like, they don't look like which one?
lilly gaddis
Both of them.
braeden cooper sorbo
Okay, Chris Pratt and is that Leo?
You'd be too old for Leo.
lilly gaddis
So Leo, I think he's disgusting.
elijah schaffer
I don't know why anyone even leo's just no leo's not even You can still see his tricep.
He's got a little bit of double.
lilly gaddis
Here's the thing.
Here's the attraction with the dad bod.
Because you get a really ripped guy and they become really vain.
marc lobliner
But what if you found a ripped guy who isn't vain?
braeden cooper sorbo
He's just vain.
lilly gaddis
If they're not vain, but then you're going to feel fat.
Here's the thing.
The girl always wants to feel more attractive.
unidentified
If they're with a ripped guy, they'll be like, so it's your self-esteem that's the same thing.
Hello.
lilly gaddis
Look who you're dealing with.
unidentified
Women.
marc lobliner
Because I'm a pro-bodybuilder.
I'm not brown.
lilly gaddis
Every girl around you is going to feel like a fat pig.
In fact, when you walked in, anorexia, I was considering it.
marc lobliner
But I've been married.
But again, it's personality types.
Bodybuilders these days aren't like they used to be.
Religion has found its way into pro-bodybuilding.
Derek Lunsford, who won the Olympia two years ago, devout Christian.
I think that I've been with the same woman for 28 years, my high school sweetheart.
You know, so, and again, she's not...
elijah schaffer
You never cheat on her with a girl?
I mean, now you're not getting alone together.
marc lobliner
I mean, that doesn't count.
And there's never eye contact.
elijah schaffer
You guys do get a little gay.
Give a bodybuilder too much trend and stuff.
Which is the one that turns them gay?
They start becoming attractive.
marc lobliner
The frogs or the bodybuilders?
The bodybuilders.
I've never taken a drug that's made me want to have sex with a man.
elijah schaffer
No, there's that one that changes sexual preference.
There's the one that like literally, and there's like, and it's like even opposite.
Like it's making gay men straight.
marc lobliner
So trend ballone and nandrolone do have an effect on your brain.
And there's another drug, Halo Testin, which makes you really aggressive and horny.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's real.
marc lobliner
It's real.
I do not take those drugs, but yeah, I've heard.
lilly gaddis
Eliza wouldn't stand a chance.
unidentified
No, it's legitimately in my line right now.
elijah schaffer
There was literally one where there's like, like, there was actually, it's like blowing up the internet because there's a, there was a, yeah, it's a gay bodybuilder.
And like, he started liking women when he started using it.
He like turned him straight.
lilly gaddis
And he's like, I've heard that he does that too.
elijah schaffer
Ivermectin?
lilly gaddis
Yeah.
marc lobliner
Turns you straight.
lilly gaddis
Apparently.
unidentified
No, no, no.
lilly gaddis
Ask Milo.
Apparently it's a like a parasite that makes you there's a gay parasite?
marc lobliner
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
lilly gaddis
Obviously.
What else would you call a gay?
marc lobliner
So here's the deal though.
Like women, with men with muscle, they won't admit it, but they're in the DMs all the time.
I'm not saying necessarily.
Oh, it's crazy.
lilly gaddis
What kind?
Okay, what kind of girls, though?
marc lobliner
Attractive young women.
lilly gaddis
Are they the type that look like they like blacks?
marc lobliner
I don't even know what they're doing.
elijah schaffer
I mean, are they overweight?
Are they fat women?
marc lobliner
No.
elijah schaffer
He's got girls in your DMs, you're saying.
lilly gaddis
Yeah, I'm just saying there's a type.
unidentified
There is.
marc lobliner
So, for example, I'm in Costa Rica with my family.
My son's walking behind me.
He's like, dude, all these like moms are looking at you and their husbands are like pulling them closer.
I didn't see it because I'm oblivious to everything.
And again, I'm not the best looking guy.
I'm like four foot two.
But if it happens to me for being shredded, imagine if you're like six foot and you're like Mike O'Hearn and you got the gorgeous hair.
I'm just saying women love muscle.
No one is sliding in the DMs of a guy with a dad bod unless he's rich.
Now, imagine if you have muscle and money cheat code.
Cheat code.
unidentified
You get any senior virgin in douchebag area.
elijah schaffer
Listen, listen.
lilly gaddis
I see that and I'm like, ooh.
marc lobliner
Here's the thing.
You're a realistic woman.
Most women aren't like you.
Most women are just materialistic.
They want some arm candy and they want to feel protected.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, but I think more importantly, and this is where I'll push back because I agree with what you're saying.
And I want to add to it in the sense that that is not long term.
Like, I think that's what she's talking about: the girls that are sliding up are interested in a physically fit man for a little bit of fun because they find him attractive.
But long term, there is that psychological thing where it's like, now I have to be attractive to the reasons I have to get.
elijah schaffer
That's why men are getting uglier and rates of obesity have gone up.
More women are getting married.
Oh, it's the opposite.
Women aren't settling down.
marc lobliner
They don't like the guys today.
You just answered it because the guy is good enough to find someone better.
braeden cooper sorbo
Exactly.
marc lobliner
So she wants someone lesser than her so he can't leave.
braeden cooper sorbo
But she'll trade.
elijah schaffer
Oh, she'll cheat on him.
She'll cheat on him.
She will, by the way.
braeden cooper sorbo
Literally happened to a friend of mine who is a good-looking builder guy.
elijah schaffer
She'll leave him too, by the way, but she can trade up.
She does it in the beginning because that's what she thinks she wants.
That's what her girlfriends will tell her.
Oh, he's good for you.
He's good for you.
And then the moment he does something and she thinks she can get better, her same girlfriends are going to tell her to divorce him.
This is what they always do.
Every time you find a divorce, you always find, what do you find?
You find a bunch of women around another woman telling her it's the right idea.
Especially if they have kids.
You don't divorce.
You figure your shit out.
You don't do that to your children, okay?
No matter what, if you hurt you or you hurt him, if there's no actual physical violence to the point where your safety is not there, you figure it out because don't cast your sins upon the shoulders of children who didn't deserve it.
However, I just want to say it is absolutely true that women pretend that's what they want, but in the end, women always want what?
They want someone better and better because they're never satisfied.
Women don't know what they want, but they want it now.
So they get with the guy, and then when they find what they want, because they don't know what they want, they'll go after that.
I've just seen this.
Girls always say this.
I want to go dad bawd this or that.
And then if you see a guy who's like Zerka, he's tall, rich, and jacked.
He can get any girl he wants at any point, every day.
lilly gaddis
He's got a good personality.
Zerka's charming.
Okay.
Personality is a big thing.
I'm telling you.
marc lobliner
Yeah, women are emotionally wired.
elijah schaffer
Nobody believes that personality.
marc lobliner
Nobody believes.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
braeden cooper sorbo
This is quite a conversation.
elijah schaffer
Zerka's like a sex guy.
You know what I mean?
braeden cooper sorbo
I don't know who that is.
marc lobliner
How did we get to Kunalingus?
I want to know how we hopped.
braeden cooper sorbo
I don't know what we're talking about.
elijah schaffer
He has a good personality.
I love Zerka.
His personality is always trying to sleep with girls.
That's his whole personality.
lilly gaddis
I guess I've just never really seen the best.
elijah schaffer
The last video I saw, he told him he was like, I'm going to eat you out later.
That's what I was saying.
I was like, that's a personality.
marc lobliner
It is a skill set.
elijah schaffer
I like him, though.
lilly gaddis
It is a skill set because I've seen really hot guys and they can't get girls.
I wouldn't know about that.
elijah schaffer
Real fast, I want to read a couple super chats here.
If you're watching on YouTube or Rumble for the first time, thank you for make sure that you like the video and subscribe.
We don't always talk about Cunalingus and this stuff, but we have a little mix of serious story in the beginning, and then we start talking about Zirka and giving head because that's this show and it goes all over the place like my brain.
A couple super chats.
$50 super chat from Charlotte Mike.
I think we get a little music there for that one.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
Come on.
marc lobliner
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
Love the show, E. Love the show, E. Good for having Lily on.
unidentified
Only female with bold takes.
elijah schaffer
I'm sure that's what your favorite part is about her.
The bold takes.
She has a great show.
lilly gaddis
She wrote me off yesterday for my boobs.
unidentified
Now there's no boobs showing, so it is my charm.
elijah schaffer
I had no comments about it.
The only boobs on this table that I'm interested in are marks, okay?
Can you bounce them for us?
braeden cooper sorbo
What about me?
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
Well, can you do that?
Of course you can.
Very nice.
All right.
$100 super chat.
Homer Jay Fuentes.
Go ahead.
marc lobliner
White.
unidentified
Wait, why?
elijah schaffer
Sorry, that was nice.
Go ahead.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's always me.
elijah schaffer
The $100, you got to take an article of clothing off.
braeden cooper sorbo
This is where I just keep doing it.
lilly gaddis
This is like stripped.
elijah schaffer
There we go.
braeden cooper sorbo
Where's literally stripping?
Do we have music?
I have nothing.
lilly gaddis
See, that's a good bod right there.
That's like a good dad bod mix.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's not a bad.
unidentified
That's a dad bod.
marc lobliner
A dad bod.
unidentified
How old are you?
23.
marc lobliner
His dad is Hercules.
elijah schaffer
His dad is actually Hercules.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's insane.
marc lobliner
He's got.
unidentified
All right, Elijah.
braeden cooper sorbo
I'm never doing that again.
lilly gaddis
If you were ugly, I wouldn't say anything.
marc lobliner
He's got God tears today.
unidentified
That's a good thing.
lilly gaddis
I'm saying that's cute.
elijah schaffer
Dude, his dad, might I remind you?
braeden cooper sorbo
A dad bod?
Wait, his.
See you later, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
His dad, look, his dad is like actually Hercules.
And she's like, yeah, like, she'd see a guy like this, like, nice dad bot.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's not a dad.
This proves women don't know what they want.
lilly gaddis
I consider that a dad bot.
braeden cooper sorbo
But then you're wrong.
marc lobliner
Oh, that's not a dad.
unidentified
That's not a dad.
marc lobliner
What dads are you hanging out with?
I actually hang out with dads.
They look nothing like Hercules.
elijah schaffer
What?
Dads that apparently are sleeping around because that's like, that's crazy, man.
lilly gaddis
That's a dad bot.
The super cheese is a little bit more.
elijah schaffer
He's not a dad bot.
lilly gaddis
That is a dad bot.
marc lobliner
Dad bods have a dad.
braeden cooper sorbo
Go back to that post.
elijah schaffer
Go back.
Go back.
She's like, that's literally a guy who's not competing in a competition.
He's not like fastest in fertile.
lilly gaddis
He's a fastie guy.
That looks like natural muscle.
marc lobliner
It's going to make me blurred out.
elijah schaffer
I don't even know if that's natural.
First of all, I was like, that's like years of training right there.
Like consistent eating and training.
Years to get that chest.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
lilly gaddis
If I thought you were ugly and fat and a fat pig, I wouldn't have said anything.
braeden cooper sorbo
But like a dad bot is insane.
marc lobliner
Hey, bro, bro.
I think you're hosting that.
elijah schaffer
Hey, take the hint.
unidentified
She's like, I'm just going to go kill myself, okay?
Fuck me.
braeden cooper sorbo
Put me in the note.
I take responsibility.
unidentified
Dude, girls all my, like, they literally don't know what a dad body is.
marc lobliner
That's why I said you did.
elijah schaffer
Girls were like, I like a dad.
Dude, I am not joking.
We were at meat market, right?
Which is a great place for a pretty girl to find somebody.
marc lobliner
It's a gay bar.
elijah schaffer
It should be.
It's Boca Raton.
Jewish so it's kind of gay but uh but uh no it's uh kind of turned American we gotta go we gotta go They just turn you meat on a giant platter all like wages.
It's right here, right by here.
It's amazing.
Just like hang meat and just give you this giant.
We went there.
We went there.
So listen to this.
We go there and there's like, I'm there.
I'm the poorest guy at the table.
Literally, one of the guys is talking about the yacht he's trying to order.
The other guy's having us help him pick out his jet.
These are guys that I just like, you know, where you just go, well, like, I don't even know if I should be at this table with these people.
And there's a dime, like, like a the waitresses there are like, you know, obviously this is a high-end place, five-star steakhouse, not a place you'd want to pick a fight, you know what I mean?
But some have said it could be a good place to fight.
It's an inside joke.
She's like, I'm like, there's one of those girls where you're like, you don't even know what to say because you're like, you know, you're thinking about it.
Like, how am I going to order my food?
You're like, man, think about how I'm going to order my food with a waitress.
Like, you're like already preparing for it.
And she's like, she comes over and then the guys are talking about like a cutting weight or whatever.
And they're all really in good shape or whatever.
And I tell her, I was like, let me just ask this real fast.
Like, do you like dad bots?
Because we're talking about dad bots.
And she's like, yeah, I know.
I love dad bods.
And I was like, like actual dad bods.
And then she was like, well, and I go, like, fat guys or whatever.
And she's like, well, I go, if it's a fat guy with a lot of money, do you like the dad bod?
And she was like, yeah, that's it.
That's it.
Yeah.
If, if, yeah, I was like, so that the more money's attached to it, the more dad-like it could get.
And she was like, yeah, more or less.
And so, like, realistically, the kind of bodies that women like are the bodies that give them what they want.
So that's the way I look at it.
It's like, she was a clear dime.
She went to FAU or whatever right here.
She's like, any guy would objectively think she's pretty.
She was at talking to a table of middle-aged guys that all had money.
She overheard them talking about whatever, their yachts and stuff.
She would totally say she would take whatever size body as long as that body came with more and more opportunities.
So in the end, I don't think women care as much about bodies ultimately, but definitely to get you in the door, it's important.
If you walked up and you had a dad, like a gross body and you're to Lambo, you could still get in the door that way.
I'm just saying, I've seen this every time.
And then I, by the way, I asked her to show me a dad bod.
She pulls out her phone, shows me like basically Hercules.
She was like, like this.
And I was like, oh, that's a guy on steroids.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, that's a guy on steroids.
braeden cooper sorbo
See, now I need to start crazy because I've been told I look like I'm 180.
I'm 230.
And I've been told now that I look like I have a dad bod.
So now I'm just going to blow my brain.
lilly gaddis
Not a bad thing.
marc lobliner
We need to get everybody on steroids.
braeden cooper sorbo
I don't think I have a dad bod.
elijah schaffer
Wait, I have a bad, I have bad news.
unidentified
I have bad news for $100.
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
We can bring it up here.
JK sent in a super chat.
Quick round.
What's the biggest success and biggest failure?
You put on the screen here.
Biggest success and biggest failure of Trump's policies right now.
Can each host give one of each no repeats?
We're not going to get off the shirt.
This is actually a real question.
So we will get to that.
We will get to that in a little bit.
Remind you, we read your chat and we will talk about that towards the end of the segment, but I want to get into the next story.
Hold that, reminding you to come up with one of his best successes and failures Trump so far in his administration.
All right, continuing through this.
I like how the views went up when your shirt came off.
I don't know how that happened.
All the moms.
braeden cooper sorbo
I don't think I have a dad bod.
elijah schaffer
All the moms came in.
They're like, what are you watching, honey?
unidentified
So this is kind of crazy.
lilly gaddis
I'm vindicated.
The fact that the views went up means that I'm right.
People do find dad bods drinking.
marc lobliner
You proved Elijah right, though.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, you proved Elijah right because you don't know what a dad bot is because I don't have a dad bot.
elijah schaffer
Like I'm working, then I'm going to be working for the next year to get a dad bod.
That's crazier.
It's like I'm going to be working.
My goal is up.
lilly gaddis
Do you have a dad bod?
unidentified
No.
lilly gaddis
Oh.
elijah schaffer
A dad bot is like you have like visceral adipostation.
You have like big gut and you're not fat.
Pointy.
unidentified
That's not fat.
elijah schaffer
That's the dad bod.
lilly gaddis
That's like a fat person.
elijah schaffer
That's not a fat person.
That's just a dad bot.
lilly gaddis
No, that's not a dad bot.
braeden cooper sorbo
This hurts.
This hurts.
elijah schaffer
Like every guy knows.
unidentified
Every guy knows what their body looks like.
elijah schaffer
Like, like, literally, even just to look like me, you have to go to the gym like four days a week and you have to eat pretty well and you have to get your protein.
And I'm not like super, super cut because you have to go on a really like strict, you know, really strict caloric deficit and consistent.
But like most guys don't stay at that.
They don't, I mean, you do because you're like a professional health guy.
But the average guy is like the average guy that would be like even healthy today is like, what, 20% body fat?
Like for help for today's standard.
marc lobliner
20 is fine.
Yeah, 15 to 20.
That's healthy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, 15, usually, I would say probably your top point, like the top 15, you're sure.
Yeah, probably three, three to five percent of guys if you're in 15.
marc lobliner
If that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, maybe less.
marc lobliner
Maybe less.
You're simply in shape.
And the thing is, the fitter you are, the more likely you are to get hired.
I mean, there's just a lot that goes into just not being fat.
I'm not talking about being jacked.
Talk about just don't be fat.
It makes your life better.
elijah schaffer
I love, dude, people are like, actually, I would say, someone's like, women think anything over 3% is a dad, is a dad bod.
unidentified
Yeah.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
That's so good.
unidentified
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
And then like, like everyone in here is just like.
lilly gaddis
I love the fact that I literally give the dude a compliment.
unidentified
The what?
The what, Lily?
elijah schaffer
What were you going to say?
Someone even said now, if Elijah doesn't notice me now, I'm going to ask Grock to grape him.
Did you see that, by the way, Grock's being sued or actually being sued for sexual assault and to grape somebody?
Yeah.
Really?
Just legitimately.
unidentified
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's crazy.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like actually crazy.
No, that being said, it's true.
No, but what I was going to say, the dad bot, it's like, it's like, it's actually.
lilly gaddis
It's like a normal guy.
A dad bot is a normal person.
unidentified
You hear that, Brayden?
elijah schaffer
You're just normal.
braeden cooper sorbo
I'm just normal.
Whatever, dude.
lilly gaddis
No, you're over six foot, so you're obviously not normal.
braeden cooper sorbo
She's backtracking.
elijah schaffer
He like could come.
He's like close.
Like if he had put in some effort over the next three, six months, he could compete.
marc lobliner
You don't want to get him ready to credit it though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so I'm saying six months guy could compete.
And it's like, yeah, that's a normal body.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's like literally bulking right now.
elijah schaffer
You know what's funny though is on, well, also, it doesn't do you justice being like short, like on camera, because like unless you have like a really defined jawline or something like Earl, when you're on camera, you always look shorter.
And like, we look like we're the same height.
marc lobliner
Yeah, we are.
Let's tell the world that.
elijah schaffer
It's like, we look like we're the same height.
I remember when I first met Gavin, Gavin was like, I thought you were like a short little fat guy.
And I was like, which is actually true.
That's what I am.
If you meet me in person, I'm like 5'5?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
5'6.
About 5'6.
Okay, 5'6, fine.
5'6 for the girls with a dad bod.
But it's like, realistically speaking, it's like, you know, I can't even like with a waist size or whatever.
Like most guys are like, I think the average waist size for a guy now is like 36 or something or 37 for an American male.
He has like 36 or 37.
What are you, like a 28?
marc lobliner
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
You just wear Lululemon.
marc lobliner
I hope not.
lilly gaddis
Because then that means I'm fatter than you.
marc lobliner
I just wear Lulu's.
unidentified
What waist size are you?
elijah schaffer
What 34, 35?
braeden cooper sorbo
32.
elijah schaffer
32?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
31, 32, 32?
unidentified
It's like the average for guys, what?
33?
elijah schaffer
32?
Yeah, I don't know.
Mike's like a linebacker, actually.
unidentified
I'm a 36.
I think right now.
I'm all doing shorts.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but Mike, but look at the size of Mike's calves.
Like, I mean, I'm not trying to be damned.
braeden cooper sorbo
Mike has daddy calves.
elijah schaffer
He's like a linebacker by daddy counts.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Bro needs some new balances.
Anyways, it's like absolutely diabolical.
Don't forget, we are doing a someone said I'm a 32, 29, 31, 32, 15% body fit.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, you know, realistically speaking, the point of the matter is, is it's like, you know, a lot of people out there, I think, really don't know what it is to be healthy.
And I think everyone could lose a little bit of weight.
Everyone could be more trimmed.
But especially once you have kids and you have a life, you know, just not being, yeah, look at that.
unidentified
Do you see that?
It's me and that Tim together.
braeden cooper sorbo
Tim is really tall.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so just imagine how short Gavin is.
Just compare this.
Gavin's literally one foot tall.
He's like a, he's like a Smurf.
braeden cooper sorbo
Tim is two Gavins.
elijah schaffer
He's a Scottish Smurf.
But realistically speaking, I'm like, I'm like literally about like just almost pretty much evenly six foot two.
And look at that.
Go back to Tim.
Tim's a huge guy, realistically speaking.
marc lobliner
He's at least eight foot.
elijah schaffer
That's why he wears a beanie to shade people below him.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
It blocks the sun.
unidentified
It's true.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Someone else has said, Lily isn't a $2 super chat.
Lily, just take the L. You lost.
marc lobliner
I did not.
unidentified
Also, I'm not.
lilly gaddis
I don't know how to articulate it.
unidentified
Dan Vicious all said, How do you watch?
lilly gaddis
I'm literally the girl here.
Obviously, I know what girls like.
braeden cooper sorbo
It means objectively, you're wrong.
elijah schaffer
No, we know that you like that.
This is what we know about girls.
We actually know what girls want.
It's just unrealistic and it doesn't follow a line of logic.
Like, everybody knows.
Like, when you ask a woman, you don't go, which, which one do you want to eat?
You go, oh, like, you just say, do you know where we're going?
And then they go, you go, guess where we're going.
And then whatever they say, that's where you go.
That's how you do it.
You don't have to say, do you want to go here?
Are you feeling Mexican or American?
Because I don't know.
It's like, someone's even Japanese.
You need Japanese.
Like, I don't like sushi.
You're like, well, why'd you suggest Japanese?
It makes no sense.
So with women, you just let them tell on themselves.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Guess what are we?
Where are we going for vacation?
unidentified
Utah?
elijah schaffer
I'm like, I didn't even know you want to go to Utah.
Yes.
Yes, we're going to Utah.
It's like, oh my gosh, I've been wanting to go there.
It's like, how'd you know?
I've been planning this for years, baby.
I knew exactly what you wanted.
I'm saying with the dad bot thing, everybody knows that girls like jacked guys that are in shape.
And a lot of girls don't necessarily, necessarily want a guy that's, you know, a super, super, super gym broke because they want a guy to have a personality.
Unfortunately, people like that I know, including like Myron or any of these guys, they're in the gym every day.
Like almost every guy I know that's like semi-fit goes to the gym five to seven days a week.
Sometimes has an off day.
Not every day is as extreme as the other, but they all have a regimen.
They all watch their calories.
They all track.
They're all around.
And the only difference is on camera, you wouldn't know is just some people have defined jawlines and some people don't.
It's like a genetic thing.
But anyway, that's all I was going to say.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, it's also with social media because if you have this influx of influencers who are all secretly taking gear and then telling people that they're natty, it's going to create a, you know, some people are going to have unrealistic negotiations.
Yeah, it's social media.
And so a lot of people are seeing all these kids who are 18, 19, 20, who are blasting Trent Test.
They're taking Anavar.
They're doing all these things and then claiming that they're natural.
And so people are looking at that as like the natural standard for bodybuilding.
And then a guy like Myron, who might work out five times a week, have a decent meal plan.
He might get, you know, six hours of sleep a night.
He is looking like he doesn't even work out because he doesn't match what the perfectly Photoshopped Lightroom edits, you know, guy on Instagram.
lilly gaddis
But I bet more girls who go for the Myron type than the other.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yes, but they would.
elijah schaffer
Myron's a good looking guy.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, it's not that it's not that they wouldn't.
It's true.
It's not that they wouldn't go for someone in shape like that.
It's that they wouldn't assume that that person is in shape because of the like they would assume that it's a dad bot.
unidentified
Well, let me tell you, speaking of that, by the way, speaking of that, I like me and him just made up.
elijah schaffer
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All right.
Moving along here.
I do want to talk about this.
This is kind of crazy.
We can talk about bodies all we want, but I want to get into some news here.
Listen to this.
So I was at the riots, as you guys know, right?
I was there.
You can still see, I don't know if you can actually see on, I guess you can still see all the scars from pepper balls.
And, you know, I have bruises and I have some scars on my body that are just kind of like stuck there from getting shot rubber bullets and whatnot.
I was there.
We'd have 44 million views for the network on our footage.
Got on Fox and, you know, Daily Mail and NBC.
We got everywhere.
So the point was that not only were we there, but a lot of people saw it.
44 million just on our footage, not including the millions that saw it on the news.
So at least 50 million people that I know of witnessed the LA riots.
However, the gaslighting continues as the mayor of LA actually denies and says that there were no riots.
Even though he said it was like, didn't they say it was something like $10 million for the cleanup for the riots or something crazy or like $11 million to clean up what?
Nothing.
Nothing happened at all.
Listen to this.
unidentified
Mayor Bass, this is kind of more of a broader national question.
Reports indicate that ICE agents and police officers in Texas have been targeted in ambushes, including in Alvarado, where assailants in tactical gear allegedly lured officers with fireworks before opening fire.
Given your strong opposition to federal immigration enforcement actions in Los Angeles, how would you address similar escalations of violence against law enforcement in Texas?
And what steps would you propose to prevent such unrest from spreading to Los Angeles while balancing community safety and your sanctuary city policies?
Well, let me just say that the quote-unquote riots that were reported never happened.
Mayor Bass, this is kind of more.
elijah schaffer
Okay, wait, wait, let me show you some videos here.
Take that off, please.
marc lobliner
It just never happened.
It's like what we talked about earlier with the shots.
Never happened.
unidentified
Yeah.
marc lobliner
I don't know where you're at.
elijah schaffer
Never, never happened.
How about this?
unidentified
Look.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that didn't happen.
unidentified
That's AI.
braeden cooper sorbo
Grok did it.
elijah schaffer
All right, next video, please.
Taking this off.
Also, how about this?
Here we go.
Breen this up.
Yep.
BG on the scene here.
marc lobliner
Bro, that's just somebody's que seniora.
elijah schaffer
It's not a riot.
By the way, I remember I got the alert.
These are Waymo's, and it was like, alert for my Waymo app.
Waymo will be ceasing operations in the greater Los Angeles area for the time being.
And it's like, wonder why that's the case.
lilly gaddis
Wasn't it Jimmy Kimmel that did like a special?
And he was like, everybody's blowing this out of proportion.
There's nothing.
The rest of us are going about our lives.
Yeah, because you live in a gated all-white community.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to see if I can get this.
Let me see.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
lilly gaddis
Let me see if I can get a small asterisk there.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
There was us covering the riots.
unidentified
That was good.
elijah schaffer
That's me.
marc lobliner
Oh, is that a Jewish joke?
braeden cooper sorbo
Hollywood.
marc lobliner
I got it.
I got my joke.
elijah schaffer
Sorry.
marc lobliner
I'm sorry.
I didn't catch it.
It took a while.
braeden cooper sorbo
I come from the world of.
unidentified
Man, I'm like, oh, yeah, look, it's like, this is me at the riot here.
It's like, yeah, look at the unrest.
elijah schaffer
Just like opening, just opening up on people with rubber bullets and stuff.
It's like, yeah, this didn't happen.
marc lobliner
If cops are in riot gear, shouldn't that be considered a riot?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, take that off.
unidentified
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
It's like, by the way, more of this, like, look at this.
unidentified
It's like, look, yeah, this didn't happen.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is not unrest.
There was actually no unrest in LA.
We just had tactical police officers from like 10 different agencies, including the DHS, launching tear gas into crowds and shooting them up with less than lethal rounds.
braeden cooper sorbo
And the Marines.
Didn't the Marines come in for a little bit?
elijah schaffer
The Marines made physical contact with the.
unidentified
Look at, by the way, here's the protesters.
elijah schaffer
I took some pictures.
Here was the non-rioting protesters coming with riot shields, right?
The protesters themselves.
You take that off.
I don't want to, I don't like to scroll X because sometimes it's like sometimes like randomly things just pop up that are absolutely horrible.
Oh, there's Joel Davis in Australia.
unidentified
I shouldn't show that actually.
elijah schaffer
Let me see if I can find anything else here.
unidentified
I guess, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I guess there's probably, it's going to be kind of hard for me to find the footage, but I did feel like it was worth showing at the very least that that unrest did happen.
By the way, reminding you guys, I mean, this is what Portland was like.
unidentified
Remember this?
Remember this?
Wait, hold up.
Where they were just like, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, that could have been yesterday.
That could have been today.
I want to get your thoughts on this.
The gaslighting is so bizarre to me.
Sorry, that like things happen.
And it's kind of with Trump going, why do you care about the Epstein list?
And it's like, wait a second, what the hell?
We went from like your administration making this a big deal.
Like, we've got it.
You do a photo op.
There's this whole thing.
And then when we don't get it and we're told that we're not going to release it and it actually doesn't exist, all of a sudden you're like, so what's your big damn problem?
Carrying it.
Why do you care about this?
And then all these MAGA people eat it up.
And they're like, it really isn't that big of a deal.
An international sex blackmail ring from Assad is not a big deal.
It kind of is a big deal when Ted Cruz praises the IDF on our 4th of July.
Like, that was a crazy tweet.
He's like praising a foreign military on our 4th of July.
Maybe, just maybe there's a little blackmail.
There's some problems going on here.
Maybe, just maybe, you know, he's doing interviews about Gaza and the IDF while his floods are taking out, you know, children in Christian camps.
And then he's like, you know, goes in for a day for a photo op.
Maybe, just, maybe there's something wrong here with our country.
We're mocked.
And then it seems like with the LA riots, too, it's like, LA is fine.
It's like, go drive through LA.
It's definitely not fine.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
I'm just saying, you go drive through LA.
Things are not doing.
It's not.
I was just there.
It's not doing too well.
You're from there, you know.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, I was actually the last time I was back was this February.
It's right before the riots happened.
And the traffic was awful and the city was in ruins.
I mean, it was as if a mini riot had already passed through.
You have homeless camps strewn about.
You have all these just gross things happening.
And so I never want to go back personally.
I was surprised when you went back for the riots.
But yeah, it's professional gaslighting by our government.
And then they're trying to distract us with all these other things going on, such as the case in Utah.
Or now they're going after, who's it, James Comey?
They're like, we're actually going to prosecute him.
And so don't pay any attention to the Epstein files or the riots or any of the stuff.
That didn't happen.
Here's what really matters.
And the sad thing is, all of the people who can't think for themselves are just eating it up.
And so in my comments on X and in other comment sections that I've seen, people are just going, stop.
Like, why are you such a panicking?
Why do you care so much?
We have bigger fish to fry.
There's more things we should be worrying about.
I'm going more than no, we were promised these.
These were campaign promises.
I could be very happy about the ICE.
elijah schaffer
3,000 years ago, we were promised these things.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's true.
We were promised it years and years ago.
elijah schaffer
God gave us these promises.
It belongs to us.
lilly gaddis
Well, that's the whole point because it seems ridiculous to us when we see it.
It's like, oh, this is like obviously gaslighting us.
But you talk to an average person and they listen to the mainstream, the DC Drino, they listen to these mainstream conservative influencers are totally not being paid.
And that's where they get their news from.
So it actually, the script is going out and it's actually affecting the general populace.
We're like in an echo chamber.
marc lobliner
Who's paying these people?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's what I know.
I'd like to know.
lilly gaddis
I know.
unidentified
I know.
lilly gaddis
Can you give me some?
marc lobliner
Is it the Jews?
unidentified
Can you handle it?
elijah schaffer
Oh, I know.
Listen, and this is going to sound like a copium, but it's like, number one, I know.
And because a lot of people are my friends, number one, I wouldn't just disclose it because I actually like these people.
I like Drino.
I know him personally.
I'm not here to like expose his financials.
It's like totally not cool.
Number two, it's not illegal.
So I'm not, I'm not going to go like tell people people's, you know, if they're not doing anything illegal, it's just a legal way of doing business.
But I'll just confirm this.
Yeah, everyone's getting paid consistently.
At least I'm one of the only people who are honest that I lobby for the GOP.
Like I'm like, hey, actually, I lobby and I tell people that I do that.
And so sometimes I do get paid to speak and to say things on the internet.
And I'm open when it is and I'm pretty clear with people.
Like, well, you know, I'll attach a link to sign up.
You know, I'm not just like raising signatures for like a bill or something like that.
It's like I will be paid for that.
But I will say that these people don't disclose that they're being paid because technically there is a loophole in the FEC versus F FTC where only if you're really pushing a product, you have to disclose it's an ad.
This is where like some of these kind of like losers that like cry about this stuff, like there's that current revolt guy and stuff.
It was like, oh, there was like crying about people and like, because they're not getting paid and they want to get paid too.
So then they act like moral, like, oh, I'm going to go after all these people.
The reality is, is that like, if you look at the guidelines, as long as you're not, it's not a political ad for a politician and you're not pushing a product.
If you're simply just being paid and you're able to say what you want to say, but you choose to agree with something or promote something, it's technically doesn't have to be disclosed, which is like kind of a crazy thing.
So the, you don't, you think these people sit around, these people have teams that tweet for them.
Like, you think Charlie Kirk is tweeting?
I'm just like, you think that guy's tweeting?
No, he's not tweeting.
You know, and I know that, which we love, by the way, we love him, but the Hodge Twins even just got in big trouble for that.
We talked about on the show.
They were like, you know, speaking out against the, was it what?
Big Beautiful Bill or Israel or what was it?
marc lobliner
It was written by AI or something.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it was like their guy that they said, yeah, we don't write any of our own Facebook stuff.
And their guy on Facebook basically wrote something that contradicts everything they believe.
And then everyone tried to call them like hypocrites for it.
And they're like, we didn't write that.
Like, we don't even know what's going on on Facebook.
And I love them, by the way.
I don't blame them.
Who the hell knows what's going on on their Facebook?
marc lobliner
Yeah, those are my guys.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I don't know what's going on on my Facebook either.
So, I mean, like, Earl's the one who writes all our Facebook stuff.
Earl Gray, our editor-in-chief, like, if people think that's me, it's not me.
So, I mean, like, I get it.
People do that.
But at least I tell people, like, yeah, I don't write, I don't like Facebook.
marc lobliner
Man, I could take some Jewish money, man.
Like, I got Jewish DNA.
elijah schaffer
Do you really want it?
I can get you.
I can get you in some contract.
I've told you.
marc lobliner
I will straight up, I'll be like, yeah, I pledge to Israel.
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Don't you ever get offered by any organization?
You don't say anything, but do you?
braeden cooper sorbo
I don't get offers.
I would love to get offers so that I could at least know what people are getting paid.
marc lobliner
I feel that.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's a lot.
marc lobliner
I know.
elijah schaffer
Dude, people were getting paid to make videos against Candace Owens.
They were getting paid.
And pastors were getting paid to talk about her and Tucker in their sermons.
That's a real thing.
braeden cooper sorbo
I believe it.
I saw that.
lilly gaddis
I saw that comment.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's a real thing.
marc lobliner
I couldn't do that, though.
No, I really like Candace.
I couldn't do it.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, I saw one of my hometown pastors before I became Catholic when I was still a Protestant from back home in California.
I just saw a sermon of his online.
And man, I was so, so disappointed.
He started small.
We joined the church when there were like 200 people, and now he flies private everywhere.
So good for him.
And, you know, he went on this whole speech.
He's like, you young kids don't know what you want.
We know history and history ends with this.
And you're all stupid.
And this is why we need to do this, that, and the other thing and support these people.
And I'm like, oh, this hurts.
This hurts.
Cause this was the dude that I grew up going Sunday sermons to.
I volunteered for their Bible study camps, you know, to help watch the kids and all that stuff.
And I was just watching that going, man, there goes a big portion of my childhood.
That's really disappointing.
unidentified
But yeah, somebody in the chat just said Candace Ovens and Candace Owens.
lilly gaddis
Sorry.
marc lobliner
I've never heard that.
Is that new?
elijah schaffer
That's a funny one.
lilly gaddis
Yeah.
I've heard Clandis and Candace Ovens.
elijah schaffer
Clandis Ovens.
I like Candace too, by the way.
I'm actually shocked about her interview that she's doing with Fuentes.
lilly gaddis
The trailer was.
unidentified
The trailer was definitely if I was Nick, I wouldn't be pleased.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'll tell you this.
What everyone says is what?
People are too coward to talk to him on camera and, you know, can't really say that about her.
lilly gaddis
At least she had him on, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I would say this.
I don't really care.
If people invite me on adversarially, that's one thing.
I don't mind.
But like, you know, people don't even invite people on.
And like, let's just be completely honest, you know, they've probably exchanged pots.
I think he said a lot of things about her too.
Like, that's like kind of like calling her out for her bullshit and stuff.
So I'm not sure.
Like, I'm not sure like they're actually good friends or something like that.
Right.
So it would make sense if it was a little bit intense.
Like, also, with that kind of money she has on the line and what she's building on YouTube, I don't think it would probably bode well with her advertisers and what she's trying to do to like have be promoting Nick, right?
lilly gaddis
I've been seeing his stuff on YouTube, though.
Like you see creators now that like react to his stuff.
And he's been on other stuff.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, rarely, but they'll still take down the shorts.
They'll still, if you like, cut his clips and stuff, they'll still take it down.
And I don't know why, because there's nothing that he's saying really, like, I'll watch things that he'll say that I would say definitely would cross the line of like what you would know big tech would be okay with, but it's usually you could tell he's joking.
Like, like, yeah, he'll say like pretty outlandish like stuff, but you can, if you know his humor, you can tell he's joking.
And I don't think, I think that he's, his name is more tarnished than really anything he's saying.
Like, it's just like if he says it, it's worse because he said it.
It's not really what he's saying.
So you listen, you're like, I just heard that today, all-in podcast.
It's like, you know, Nick, I watched this interview with Nick and Dinesh, and you know, he's like the worst.
He's like, they always like preface it.
You know, he's like a neo-Nazi.
He's like a white supremacist.
It's the worst.
But he's pretty convincing in the way that he speaks.
And a lot of what he says makes a lot of sense.
And you're like, well, dude, then you don't need to preface that.
You could just say, hey, so there's guy Nick.
People say a lot of things about him.
I went and listened and I found out that he's got a lot of good things to say.
Personally, I think people should listen to him.
I think you should watch his show.
I think he's got, I think he's got really good points to make.
And I think people would benefit from watching his show.
But I don't think, I don't know why everyone always prefaces him like that.
It's like, even like with ad, like, why do you have to be adversarial?
Like, everyone's saying this stuff about Israel and Jews.
Even Jews are saying it now.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, there's nothing he's saying.
And also, his opinions on women and black people.
Everybody under 25 has that same opinion.
lilly gaddis
I think it's the only one that can actually articulate it in a good way.
Like, I'll hear the same thing from someone else that it's like so convoluted.
And then I'll listen to his show and it's like going to a class.
Like, I'm taking notes.
I'm like, oh, okay, this makes sense.
braeden cooper sorbo
So he's so well spoken.
lilly gaddis
He's so well spoken and he really gets the point across where everybody else is kind of convoluted.
They kind of have an understanding of what it is.
But when you listen to him, you really get it.
elijah schaffer
I think it's because he's a political movement.
That's actually why.
But I think he's not trying to be an entertainer.
He has a group called Groipers, and he's trying to raise up a political movement of people who are encouraging activism.
So he's encouraging young men, young men.
It's like the same reason we don't have to tate.
Anybody who's targeting young men to reject feminism and to be racist, like to be racist, be real.
Not in bad racism.
I'm just like, be realistic about race and to get involved politically and to make a difference.
They will go after him.
And it's pretty irrelevant.
All those smears on him are pretty irrelevant to me.
It's like everyone's always like, he's gay.
unidentified
He's this.
He's that.
elijah schaffer
Who cares?
I mean, even if he was, would that have any discount anything he's saying?
Not really.
But ultimately speaking, I think with Tate, it's different for each person, but I think genuinely, like anybody who's charismatic like that, articulates their ideas and is somehow rising up right-wing views in young people.
That is what the gay, liberal, Democratic hegemony doesn't want.
Like, that's what they're most afraid of is young men becoming nationalistics, particularly white men.
marc lobliner
What is a right-wing view?
unidentified
A right-wing, well, what do you, what, do you want an example or like what is right-wing repeal the 19th Amendment?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I guess a conservative view.
lilly gaddis
It's a conservative, though?
Like, when you talk to conservatives, most of them are not conservative.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm not a post-neocon conservative, like 1995 on, but like, yeah, pre-I would say like most men probably, probably before the 90s, would have would have probably wanted a Republican men that wouldn't have thought women should vote.
Like, I'd say you'd probably ask most men genuinely, like, what do you think?
And I think to this day, I wouldn't.
lilly gaddis
Why would I want to vote?
unidentified
I don't even want to choose where to go out to eat.
lilly gaddis
And clearly, I lost that argument.
marc lobliner
And the dad bod thing.
Yeah, we can't trust you with anything at this point.
lilly gaddis
I know, I'm right on that.
No one believes me years down the road.
I will be vindicated.
elijah schaffer
By the way, somebody said Zesti 8 sent $20 said, once you date a bodybuilder, Lily, they'll make you into a muscle mommy.
Then you'll have the heavies in no time.
Why do I read it like that?
lilly gaddis
What does heavies mean?
marc lobliner
I have no idea.
I don't even know what that is.
lilly gaddis
Does that mean boobs?
Because if that's signed me up, maybe I need some.
braeden cooper sorbo
Punishment.
elijah schaffer
Mark Slowbliner didn't pick up on that Lily joke.
marc lobliner
I've been called that.
braeden cooper sorbo
They gave money just to do that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I love it.
By the way, don't forget, JK, we know about your super chat.
We're going to answer it towards the end.
So I just want to acknowledge it.
He did ask us about Trump's biggest success and biggest failure in terms of policies, by the way, not things he said.
And so I want you guys to actually think about that.
We'll probably even, we'll probably talk about that at the end.
lilly gaddis
I'll be the 19th on that one.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So what was your point on that?
What was your point on that about the right-wing thing?
I was just saying, I think he's articulate.
Yes, but I think what he's doing isn't just like, what's the difference between when a comedian, why do people not really care when comedians say the same things Nick does?
Because they're kind of just making like a, they're making a joke.
It's like it's humor.
So it's not really like, like the context doesn't matter.
But when he's telling people, like, we're going to have to like remove Jewish people from power, he's not just like making a joke on the stage or something like Theo Vaughn.
He's like telling, he's actually, it's working.
Young people are changing their minds because of what he's saying.
And they know that's why Netanyahu, like Israeli diplomat, that one guy from Netanyahu, who's like ambassador, was saying like evil people like Cannis Ones and Nick Fuentes, right?
And even the stop anti-Semitism was even like, you know, accusing Grok the other day of being coded by Nick Fuentes.
You know, it's like the, like, I'm not joking, like the actual organization.
So he's like, he's like a monolith to them of what it means.
You don't really like him, though, right?
You're not a bit, you know, you're not a, you're not a Nick guy.
marc lobliner
So I don't like him because he has no mileage.
What has he done?
Like, who is he to lead anything?
elijah schaffer
No, I don't know what you mean.
I would keep going.
marc lobliner
Like, he got famous for literally harassing Ben Shapiro while he was pushing a baby stroller.
elijah schaffer
Remember, I'm instigated that.
Do you remember that?
marc lobliner
I don't remember that.
elijah schaffer
That was me on Instagram.
I was like, I was like, hey, there's Ben right there.
And then he's like, why don't you go talk to him?
So that's actually my fault.
marc lobliner
So again, like, I'm a big fan of paying your dues.
And I'm just like, and also like, fucking lift a weight, bro.
Like, small.
elijah schaffer
So you got like, well, it's plain.
But you're so your criticisms are more like you can't be a leader unless you've actually experienced.
So it's not like the message, it's that you're saying like what, like you wouldn't follow him because he's not an example and what you care about.
marc lobliner
How much shit have I gotten over the years for being friends with you?
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Everybody does.
marc lobliner
I do not give a shit.
I said the other day, man, I really like Candace.
People are like, oh, you're contributing to the hatred and killing of Jews.
I'm like, what?
No, it's I've met Candace.
elijah schaffer
What if you shocked him and said, that's why I support her?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Based.
marc lobliner
I will say for the record, we should have nothing to do with Israel.
elijah schaffer
That's why I like Mark because Mark's real.
marc lobliner
You know what I mean?
We're America.
Why are we even getting involved in that shit?
They're never going to stop fighting.
I don't care about any of them.
I don't care about anybody but America.
Poland, Israel, Mexico.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Just make America great.
That's all I care about.
But yeah, I mean, Candace is a Crandice is great.
She was very, my wife and I met her at a baby shower.
She's a fantastic woman, very cordial, very nice.
I base people off of my interactions with them.
So you can let you say some crazy shit.
I wouldn't judge Nick for what he says.
It's mainly because who the hell are you?
I'm just older like that.
I'm one of those football guys.
You got to pay your dues.
lilly gaddis
Well, he has done the show for like eight years and gotten a lot of shit and lost like a million.
marc lobliner
So that's respectable.
And again, I'm very malleable in my opinion on people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the way I, to me, I didn't under like we gone back and forth over the years, like beefing.
Who hasn't Nick gone back and forth beefing with?
Like him and Milo are always beefing with someone, you know, Laura to Laura Loomer.
Like they always beef with someone.
But I happen to really, I've always really liked Nick and always put my neck out for him simply because I, whether I always like, I don't have to sit around like, well, I don't agree with everything he does or I don't agree with everything he says.
Like I don't, like, that's irrelevant.
It's more like I got in, I got in interested in politics from early on when I was in, when I was young, when I was like in freshman year and high school, it's when I got really into politics because I saw the anti-white agenda and like I became like hyper aware of it.
And then I joined politics as a job full time because I got discriminated against for being white and I experienced the anti-white agenda.
I'm not going to go to the whole story.
If you're on the show, you've heard it a million times.
So it's like my entire secret back end has been to fight for white people to not be replaced or discriminated against.
And that's what I care about the most because I think when there's no more white people and we're not the majority, there's no more West.
I think a country is its people.
And I don't think that a white minority Western nation is a Western nation anymore.
Not because I hate anyone.
It's because I love my people and our culture.
And I think being a child of a colonizer is a beautiful thing.
You know, the fact that we forged civilization and we brought the world into its into modernity is an amazing feat.
And these places that didn't have electricity, let alone even invented the wheel, you know, that we were able to build them cities and in the middle of wilderness.
And they can't maintain them once we leave, Zimbabwe.
Can't maintain them once we leave, Johannesburg, South Africa.
But at the same time, I think it's a beautiful history.
And I mean, look, one thing I respect about the Jews is to go into Palestine and to go build up, Tel Aviv, all this stuff with our money.
But still, you know, they went ahead and did this.
It's like, that's still pretty crazy, right?
I mean, you got to respect a hell out of people who fight for their own people, love their own people.
I've always respected the Jewish love for themselves that they, I do.
I was like, the fact that these people are willing to do what they do, they're just called a tribe for a reason.
I respect it.
But I don't want, but I want that.
I always joke.
I'm like, that's how I, the way Jews feel about Jews is the way I feel about white people.
You know what I mean?
The way like they like, they will do anything to protect their people.
And their goal is above anywhere else.
They live in America.
What they care about is their people.
The way a Jew feels about Israel and Jews is the way I feel about white people and the West.
So that's kind of like, that's, that's, but I'm just saying, like, in that being said, I think that Nick, that Nick shares that value set.
And to me, I don't know a lot of guys who actually can get young people to wake up and red pill.
And I think Nick, Nick does, Nick is like Alex Jones or something.
He's not really a commentator.
He's like people's introduction to the red pill.
Like you like, he wakes up people.
You know what I mean?
So like, I'm not going to see that.
No one's going to really wake up from watching this show.
It's never been that kind of show.
This show's always been, I've always called it, not this show, but any show I do is always supposed to be a gateway drug.
So it's like, you're supposed to watch it, makes you kind of like introduces you to ideas and topics.
And hopefully from here, you find people like Alex and Nick.
And I want to be a pipeline down the road.
That's like the goal.
We never want to be the orators or the ideologue.
But I think Nick is an ideologue.
And I think he's, I think he wants the white race to continue and survive.
Even though people say he's not even white.
But I think, and I know, I just respect that.
So, and he hates women.
So, I mean, till we get along.
Till we get along.
I'm joking.
I'm joking, but not really.
No, I'm totally joking.
marc lobliner
I know.
unidentified
That was fair.
lilly gaddis
That was a jab back at me.
marc lobliner
It is really weird where you can have a pride of any race, but you can't be a proud white person.
That's the craziest thing.
Like, if you say, you know, I have white pride, all of a sudden you're a freaking skinhead.
Or, but, but you can, oh, I'm proud to be black and I'm proud.
I'm a proud Jew.
I'm a proud.
But you can't just say, I'm really white and proud.
All of a sudden, like, there's a racial concept.
You're just saying that.
I bet you people are like, wow, that sounds really racist.
Because that's what we're raised with.
That's what we're brought up with.
That every other race can be proud.
But if you're white and you're proud to be white, and I say this as someone who's 42.3% Ashkenazi Jew, right?
So I'm saying this as an outsider because I will never be one of y'all, but it is true.
It is true.
There is a double standard.
You can't be white and proud.
braeden cooper sorbo
We're pointing at me.
This is.
marc lobliner
You look an unproud white person to me.
braeden cooper sorbo
This is, yeah, I'm totally ashamed of my heritage, Viking ancestry and everything.
My great-great-great-grandparents were pillaging and burning things down when buildings were still made out of wood.
No, I mean, I'm proud of my heritage, just like anyone should be.
marc lobliner
You should be.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, if you're, that's the problem is we've taught people through the school system, through government indoctrination, to be ashamed of who they are and where they come from.
White people make up about 7% of the world at large, which means that we ourselves are a minority.
And so for us not to be proud of our culture, proud of our heritage, proud of our bloodline, our ancestry is nothing short of absurd.
It's disrespectful to those who came before us for me to say that I'm ashamed of who I am.
And so for that reason, I refuse to.
And this is what I'm attacked for daily online.
marc lobliner
And colleges were literally making students say, you know, critical race theory, literally say, oh, no, I got to apologize.
I'm not apologizing to anybody.
lilly gaddis
Which makes you wonder, like, why white people, of all the races, why is it white people that are the only race that can?
marc lobliner
Liberal white women.
That's the problem with the world.
braeden cooper sorbo
You know, I'll echo that sentiment.
unidentified
Yes.
marc lobliner
Liberal whites.
lilly gaddis
I think that's an easy cop-out, though.
I think the JQ is more important than the WQ.
The WQ is because of the JQ.
marc lobliner
Okay.
I don't know what that means.
I'm old.
elijah schaffer
LMNOP, Q-R-S-T-U-V, W-X-Y-N-Z.
Now I know my ABCs.
Next time, won't you expel them?
It's from 110 countries.
lilly gaddis
I was scooping and I was like, actually, that's kind of anti-white.
Inventing the Karen thing.
elijah schaffer
No, okay, look, look, look.
What she's saying is this.
First of all, I'd like to say this.
Homer J. Flentes in the chat.
braeden cooper sorbo
Not a guest.
elijah schaffer
In the chat.
$100.
Go put on the screen there.
Put it on the screen.
Where is it?
Yeah, wait.
Put it up.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Are you doing a shirtless here?
Are you doing it for us?
$100.
Put it up.
braeden cooper sorbo
Put the dono up.
elijah schaffer
Put the donut.
Come on.
unidentified
He said, my heart goes out to you.
elijah schaffer
Oh, Juan.
My heart goes out to you.
Go ahead.
You got to do a shirtless strip for a second here.
The show is modest, except when it's not.
No, hey, I know.
braeden cooper sorbo
Just trying to paid my dues.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
Let's go.
I've been actually, I kind of actually answered.
This sounds gay, but it's kind of an interesting.
What does this guy look like shirtless?
unidentified
Holy shit.
elijah schaffer
All right, it's back on.
marc lobliner
Oh, my good.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, thank you.
That is kind of crazy.
$100 for a strip tease.
It's like for the first time, we're finally bringing equality between men and women, right?
Finally, we're getting paid $100 to show our tits.
unidentified
Come on.
elijah schaffer
This is a good thing.
This show's about bringing quality to men.
That's what it's about.
lilly gaddis
Elijah, when are you next?
elijah schaffer
I'm not doing it.
unidentified
Wow, okay.
lilly gaddis
Got shy all of a sudden.
unidentified
He was just doing it.
elijah schaffer
I was showing that I had hair on my stomach, which is not like a very sexy thing.
I was just like, I have to shave my whole body.
I get back hair.
Once in the chat, if you get back hair, because it's not fun.
You know, they say women like a little bit of hair on a man's body.
So a lot of women do.
Nobody likes back hair on a man.
You know what I mean?
I have to shave that shit off.
Like, when girls smut hair, it's like they like little chest hair or whatever.
Do you like hair on a man or no?
lilly gaddis
I've never really seen a guy with like a bunch of hair, so I wouldn't run.
braeden cooper sorbo
Everyone shaves.
unidentified
Every guy shaves.
braeden cooper sorbo
Every guy shaves now.
lilly gaddis
Like, I will say, you know, the Magnum PI era?
Like, he had like the chat.
unidentified
Yeah.
lilly gaddis
Do you know Magnum PI?
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, Burt Reynolds, Magnum PI, like that era.
lilly gaddis
I feel like it used to be like the symbol of a good-looking guy, but now it's like everybody shaves.
So I don't think girls know that that's attractive anymore.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
I will tell you this.
lilly gaddis
It depends on the hair, though.
I will say, if you have a bunch of black hair that's like blonde, it's a little weird looking.
elijah schaffer
Look, I'm not going to get into no one's going to get into their sex life here, so we're not going to do that.
But I did want to say that I think, though, the difference between a girl and a woman is that a young girl is probably not really attracted to hair.
However, I'm going to be very, I'm not, we're in a mixed table.
All I'm going to say is, if you do the deed correctly and a woman likes you, she'll start to like your body hair and things about a man.
It's like how women, like, like my wife hates, she calls it perfume, but it's cologne, baby.
It's cologne.
Okay.
I don't wear perfume.
She hates cologne and she loves a smell of like, this is going to sound gross, but it's just how women are.
She likes when I smell sweaty and gross like a guy.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's a biological thing.
elijah schaffer
She likes, she likes, like, she'll literally like, she likes that.
Like, even if I'm like, oh, baby, we can't, you know, do this or that because I need to go shower.
It's like, she's like, wants, you know, she wants me there for her, you know, to present myself the way I am.
marc lobliner
It's not my experience.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm saying some women.
I said some women.
marc lobliner
You should shower, you stinky bastard.
elijah schaffer
No, it's like, you're probably like, actually, I would make you shower too.
You know what I mean?
You're at the gym.
marc lobliner
I get stinky.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's a biological thing for some women.
elijah schaffer
There's some noise.
braeden cooper sorbo
That is true.
There are some women who, with the pheromones released through sweat, will have a deeper attraction to their significant other.
It's not all women, but it is.
marc lobliner
Oh, that's the problem.
We've been married for a long time.
There's no attractions.
unidentified
Their shit left the room a long time ago.
elijah schaffer
Someone said women just love the smell of money.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's like, it's true.
elijah schaffer
It's like, no, my point is that is that a lot of women love women aren't actually gross and perverts.
They actually are.
And they say we're gross and perverts, which is true, but they are too.
You know what I mean?
They always say women get boners.
They just hide them better.
braeden cooper sorbo
Where are we going with this?
elijah schaffer
What I was saying, what I was saying about hair is that women don't know what they want, but if they want you and you have hair, they will learn to just personally for myself.
lilly gaddis
If a person's like super shaved, seems a little gay.
marc lobliner
Yeah, I'm gay as hell.
unidentified
I've been taking jabs here online, and I don't know.
marc lobliner
No, it's like, I'm a gay Jew.
unidentified
It's different.
lilly gaddis
I didn't even notice.
marc lobliner
I'm just a gay Jew, a gay, bald Jew.
elijah schaffer
I love how you and I don't give an F. Like, people on the chat tonight, all they do is just call me gay all night in the chat.
It's like my entire SO.
lilly gaddis
I'm talking about like a normal girl.
elijah schaffer
No, but this guy, this guy, like, I put up a shirtless video.
That was where we're working out, and I'm like, I'm like, working out.
And, and I was, uh, which by the way, I got up now to uh on the shoulder press to uh 85s.
So we're that was 75s.
We're up to 85s now.
marc lobliner
That's awesome.
elijah schaffer
So I'm like, it's if we're getting there, right?
We're doing like 110, 115 on the on the on the incline.
There's, we're getting there.
But here's the deal: somebody he said something under there, like, oh, getting jacked as shit or whatever, being nicer than he should have been.
He's not that great yet.
And somebody was like, you guys sound gay.
And he's like, yeah, we're gay as hell, brother, or something like that.
And he's like, and someone's like, yeah, everyone said that to me.
He was like, bro, I love being homosexual.
It's like, the way you got to embrace it, you got to embrace it.
You got to embrace it.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, Elijah wakes up.
He looks in the mirror.
He goes, I'm not going to waste this on my wife.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I'm taking trend, brother.
I just inject that stuff.
marc lobliner
And I'm like, bodybuilding was big along.
It's, I don't, I don't think it is anymore.
Gay for pay.
It's how they pay for their drugs.
Is they would do gay porn or go with gay guys, and that's how they'd pay for it.
It was a thing.
And rich Arab dudes.
Well, it was a thing.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, that's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Someone else said for it.
To not forget that we're also retarded as well.
unidentified
We are.
braeden cooper sorbo
We are gay and retarded.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Thank you for that.
Shout out real fast on YouTube.
Another super chat.
$50 super chat.
Let's go.
Jeez.
JK said, I'm new to politics, but did I hear that Mark is an IFBB pro bodybuilder?
That's crazy.
When did you start that journey?
That's actually a good question.
marc lobliner
Oh, I'm supposed to answer.
Okay, so I actually got a, I started in 2007.
I earned a pro card in an organization called NABA in 2013.
After that, my wife and I decided that bodybuilding wasn't too healthy for the relationship.
So I boxed for seven years and then I kept getting concussions.
So my wife was like, you should probably stop doing that.
I'm like, Cad Bodybuild again.
Long story short, in 2021, I came back and got my FBB pro card and I competed in New York Pro in 2023.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was gonna say, that's can we get a catch?
unidentified
Can we please?
I want to see if I can get an image here real fast.
elijah schaffer
It's actually crazy.
unidentified
It's like, wait, there you were.
elijah schaffer
That's actually crazy.
unidentified
Oh, man.
marc lobliner
Hold up.
unidentified
Don't show this here.
elijah schaffer
My underwear is on.
I'm just kidding.
unidentified
Look at this.
marc lobliner
Look at that.
elijah schaffer
Dude, isn't that crazy?
braeden cooper sorbo
What were you?
What was your stage weight?
marc lobliner
My stage weight was like 207, and that's me two weeks ago on the right.
braeden cooper sorbo
So, what are you on the right there?
marc lobliner
About 213.
braeden cooper sorbo
Golly.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look at this.
That's crazy.
marc lobliner
That was when I was comparing this pro.
unidentified
Yeah, that's average dad, bod.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, average dad bodies.
marc lobliner
He's too fat.
elijah schaffer
That's my morning wood looking back at me in the morning.
marc lobliner
That's what this looks like.
I get really vascular.
unidentified
It is like, dude, it's like, good morning.
braeden cooper sorbo
What's your muscle?
What's like your God-given muscle, the one that just develops the best?
elijah schaffer
Isn't that crazy?
marc lobliner
Probably chest and hamstrings, glutes.
braeden cooper sorbo
Really?
marc lobliner
I always have shredded glutes here around.
braeden cooper sorbo
Okay, I was going to say, because your belts are also very solid.
marc lobliner
Yeah, I mean, it's hard to say.
I'm pretty mediocre compared to the really good guys.
So nothing brings you humility like standing next to someone who's the best.
My buddy Kareth was jacked.
Like he was fourth at the Olympia in the 212.
And I was like, I stood next to him back.
My daughter was actually with me in a New York Pro.
braeden cooper sorbo
Okay.
marc lobliner
And we both, it's like, okay, guys, time to oil up, which isn't gay at all.
So, so we took our shirts off my, and he's fucking.
And my daughter's saying, I look at our guy.
Do you think I could beat him?
She goes, no, just like that.
Not a chance.
Like, damn, that's that.
You couldn't even give me any hope.
No, no, you're going to get killed, dad.
unidentified
Wow.
marc lobliner
All right.
braeden cooper sorbo
At least she's honest, if nothing else.
marc lobliner
Yeah, she's definitely honest.
elijah schaffer
Too honest.
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unidentified
Yep, I sent out her thing today, her Kindle today.
elijah schaffer
So she's aware it's on the way.
unidentified
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elijah schaffer
I just got house money.
Yeah, well, that's good for that.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let me, before we give our socials and head over to locals, I want to ask this question.
We'll start here with Lily Gaddis.
Go ahead and plug your socials before we head over and then answer the question: What's the biggest success and biggest failure of Trump's policies right now?
Can each host give one of each?
No repeats.
lilly gaddis
No repeats.
elijah schaffer
Social media.
Yeah.
lilly gaddis
X, the Lily Gaddis, YouTube, the Lily Show official.
Biggest success, I would say, would be like waking up policy-wise.
Maybe the DEI stuff, I guess, because the immigration's a fail.
They know a new wars is a fail.
I guess the worst thing policy he's done is maybe the anti-Semitism being against anti-Semitism, like in Harvard.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, like removing funding from universities.
lilly gaddis
What that's doing is a slippery slope so you can deport now anti-Semites.
To me, that's really scary.
elijah schaffer
Okay, that actually is policy.
Yeah, these could be executive actions.
These could be, you know, you know, I guess administrative things.
unidentified
All right, cool.
elijah schaffer
Follow Lily.
She's there.
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Brayden, what's your socials and biggest failure and biggest success, policy-wise, action-wise, or something that's like not just what he said in a speech, like what he's actually done.
braeden cooper sorbo
All right.
Brayden Sorbo at Brayden Sorbo on any and all socials.
Embrace masculinity at sorboostudios.com.
And biggest, I guess, a good thing would be there have been a lot of good deportations.
It's not really like it's hard to pick massive wins because the big Big Beautiful bill had some okay things in it and then it just had a bunch of junk.
So I wouldn't consider that like an amazing win.
So I'm going to go with the deportations because it's riling a lot of people up and a lot of people are waking up to the dangers of mass immigration.
And the border has pretty much closed.
I mean, border crossings dropped over 99% since Trump became president.
And so that would be a good policy, a good thing that's happened.
And then a bad thing that's happened with the policy.
Oh, man.
I'm going to go with one that she said, but didn't like choose for hers was the no new wars thing because us getting involved in more conflicts in the Middle East has done nothing but divide the party.
And because of that and other things, we stand a very good chance at losing 2026, the House and the Senate, which is not a great thing.
And I would say if that ends up happening, the No New Wars definitely was a catalyst to a lot of people splitting the party.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Follow Brayden Sorbo.
And then Mark.
marc lobliner
Yep.
At Mark Loebliner on Twitter, Instagram.
YouTube channel is TigerFitness.
And as far as not to repeat anything anybody said, because I'm a big fan of deportations, would be the Title IX stuff, would be the men and women sports.
And I say that as a father of a daughter and a coach, that was ridiculous.
Just the whole kowtowing to the whole transgender.
That was crazy.
As far as failure, you just have to go with his foreign policy.
I think Trump's thing is he does a lot of saber rattling.
He did in the first one with North Korea, where he was like, you have a red button, I have a bigger one.
A lot of it's threatening.
I think this time he's actually sending too much money to the Middle East.
He's still keeping up funding Israel.
He's still funding Ukraine.
That's a huge, huge loss in my opinion.
elijah schaffer
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I would say policy, biggest failure.
Ooh, biggest, biggest failure.
Yeah, I would say probably so far, the $100 million from the Department of Homeland Security to create the anti-Semitism Task Force.
That's definitely the weirdest thing that I think I've ever heard of in my life.
Just the bizarre anti-American doesn't align with our values, constitutional values, and just adheres to a very strange principle.
So that would definitely be bizarre.
Just put that on a weirdness.
We can't repeat everyone a lot.
unidentified
Probably the best policy.
elijah schaffer
I know this is going to sound terrible because technically it expanded the government.
And so essentially, and I don't think the Big Beautiful bill was amazing, but the clause that did, that brought ICE to be finally, I think it has more funding than the TSA or like red.
Like, well, yeah, but I'm saying they'll be like in because it's under the same thing.
It's like under under the Department of Homeland Security.
But I think finally TSA is either matched or just under the funding for ICE.
I'm not entirely sure how they're allocating the money.
So I'm not saying it's a huge win, but definitely, and again, I'm not happy.
It's only up to 5 million.
You know, we had, he said, 21 million came in.
The fact that they are claiming that we're going to get the funding to push the deportations, I'm saying so far, we'll see if that's the win.
But I do like the fact that they have the money because he said they're mass deportation.
It's going to be very expensive.
And I'm hoping there's 5 million deported, but then they're saying maybe another 5 to 10 million might self-deport through this.
That's why they're making humiliating people.
That's the whole point of this whole mass deportations.
It's like to make it a show, to go through the parks, to make people afraid.
And I think, you know, we need to make more people afraid in this country to be here illegally.
And it needs to be a dangerous thing.
It needs to be a gamble.
And I don't want them here.
So that would be that.
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I think Bloodshot567 also presented a $2 super chat.
I never saw that one.
Said, where is Arian baby girl Anna?
unidentified
Does she work for you guys, by the way?
elijah schaffer
She'll be here next week.
unidentified
It's very, very cool.
elijah schaffer
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unidentified
Remember that?
elijah schaffer
Also, Dan Vischel said, have you watched the Ricky Lindholm music video, Hysteria?
unidentified
I don't think we have, but I appreciate it.
elijah schaffer
I don't think any of us know what that is.
unidentified
And don't forget, we'll leave you with the question.
elijah schaffer
We'll be right back on locals only.
unidentified
We'll leave you with Homer Jay Fuentes' word for all of us here.
Put it up on the screen if we can.
elijah schaffer
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