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July 1, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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elijah schaffer
Well, it turns out the Gateway Pundit reports that Senate has just passed President Trump's big beautiful bill.
You can put on the screen there, despite three GOP no votes.
VP JD Vance breaks the tie, guys.
We have funded the country.
We did it.
We fixed it.
We got it all done.
It's passed.
So luckily for us, all that's going to happen now is we have crippling debt that's increasing.
Hyperinflation.
Reminding you that super cuts here is now $30 for a super cut.
That's like not a very super cut.
You know, that's kind of like a sad cut for $30.
Things are going to go downhill.
Now we have this huge split happening in the Republican Party.
And I'm going to find out whether it's a good or a bad thing.
As Elon Musk has stated specifically that what?
That he might start a brand new party and he's going to fund Thomas Massey.
And just like he got Trump elected, says he's going to push Trump out.
Is this the end of the MAGA boom?
Will we see a third party finally rise?
We're talking about that.
Plus later on today, there'll be a debate going on that we'll be looking at a little bit between Dinesh and Fuentes.
And we also have some more news and so much more coming up.
Another episode of The Rift, the best worst show on the internet.
Let's get into it.
Man, I've had a day.
Whether you're sitting out, whatever you're drinking, pop open a drink with me.
Let me know in the chat.
Are you having a coffee?
You having a tea?
Are you perpetuating your alcoholism?
I'd love to know.
Some of you are more smokers.
Do you have a cigarette?
Do you have a cigar?
Or are you just sitting around like Diddy and you have something else in your mouth?
And I'm not talking about Justin Bieber, but unfortunately.
Joining me today to talk about all these stories, I'd like to welcome my group today.
By the way, shout out to Michael Hennessy.
Happy birthday.
It's Michael Hennessy's birthday.
So he's not here today.
He's reading his Bible at home and praying also to Mecca and all the good things that young men do on their birthdays.
Joining me on my right, of course, tell us who you are, why you're here.
braeden cooper sorbo
My name is Brayden Sorbo, contributor for The Rift, actor author of Embrace Masculinity, Lifting Men Up in a World That Pushes Them Down, and here to have a good time, cracking open a drink with you as well.
elijah schaffer
Amazing.
And of course, I think this is not your first time on the show at all.
edward szall
Second.
elijah schaffer
Second time on the show.
Tell us who you are, why you're here.
edward szall
I'm Edward Sahl.
I'm a journalist and producer with Elijah now.
And I'm here to talk about my little trip to the Gator Gulag.
I went out to Alligator Alcatraz today.
I got chased by Gators.
elijah schaffer
Was there real Gators?
Like, was there actually Gators in the Gators?
edward szall
There really are Gators there.
You will die if you try to escape from Alligator Alcatraz.
braeden cooper sorbo
So in other words, if they have an unlimited food source.
elijah schaffer
Well, yes, they have an unlimited food source, but the scariest part today was the fact that the White House said, what could we do to get people on board with this?
And they gave an all-access pass to Benny Johnson.
So like, I don't like, I mean, I don't know what they were thinking.
It's like, can we like not, there is a club, by the way, I will, I will leak something here that I don't want to give details on, but it is true because our friends that work in the White House, there's literally an approved list of influencers that they can work with.
And one of the stipulations is they can have no public criticism of Israel ever on their public rap sheet.
They cannot be even not being anti-Semitic.
They cannot publicly have been critical of Israel in an informative way.
Or you do not get invited, which makes sense why it was mostly a bunch of rabbi juniors that got the Epstein folders.
I don't know if you remember that.
edward szall
I do remember that.
And I also do remember the beginnings of Benny Johnson.
I don't know if we want to go there today, but do you remember where he started?
elijah schaffer
Dude, we were childhood friends.
edward szall
We grew up together.
There's some things in the closet, man.
There really are some things.
I mean, BuzzFeed, that weird independent outlet he was running before he became like this new conservative brand.
And honestly, by the way, there is plenty of anti-Semitic people that helped Benny build that brand.
elijah schaffer
They did, right?
Me and Benny were in the closet together.
I was kidding off the phone.
Yeah, it's like, how do you know?
What do you mean, growing up?
We grew up together.
We kissed each other.
No, I literally, I loved Benny growing up as a friend.
He's like a brother.
You know, I always thought he was a really, really great guy.
But I do know, yeah, it's been a pretty crazy rise to fame for himself.
And it's been messy.
We can talk about that later.
But also joining me behind the production desk is the one, the only Mike Mendoza of the Mendoza Report.
Welcome back, man.
michael mendoza
I'm muted.
What's up?
I'm here.
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Let's talk about this.
So obviously today I woke up and, you know, my life's perfect and I'm enjoying everything that's going on in the country.
I love it.
I love it so much.
You know, sometimes I just get on my phone and I look at X and then I don't look at the shotgun in my closet and think, could we end it now?
Big, beautiful bill.
What does Triple B stand for?
Or big, beautiful bullets in my head.
I've been feeling over the edge recently because the life feels comically stupid.
It is incendiary in its own means, but also as we're going to talk about these stories, I feel like we are at a precipice in the development of our nation.
When you look at it historically speaking, I've sense a feeling that people know something's terribly wrong right now in our country.
They're aware that our empire is declining.
Nobody's hiding that.
You can't even hide that in Nancy Mace's cleavage.
The truth of the matter is, yeah, it's true.
She's the one uploading the pictures, not me.
It's very bizarre.
But I just want to state this.
It has gotten to a point to where, from the anti-white rhetoric that's going around to the $100 million from the DHS to combat anti-Semitism, to our leaders being more loyal to Israel than they are to the United States, to Trump talking about deporting and, you know, blackmailing Elon Musk and his companies because he wants to start a party to now calling Thomas Massey not a patriot.
As we jump into the top story today, I just want to belabor the point.
And I want to hear, gentlemen, if you're with me on this, something feels incredibly off.
And it seems like unless something very serious happens within the next 10 years, we are past the point of no return and that our society, it'll be slow and then very fast all at once.
We're going to see the collapse.
edward szall
Well, look, Elijah, first of all, she went to the prayer breakfast.
And I don't know.
Thank you.
Okay, she went to the prayer breakfast.
Okay.
We're speaking about Nancy Mace, of course.
And yes, it is.
elijah schaffer
She's a Christian, right?
edward szall
Something.
Her and her daughters.
Something.
Look, I have a small backstory of Nancy Mace.
She was joining for a show that I was producing for.
And no joke, no joke.
She's behind the camera.
She's getting ready.
She's in the hotel room.
She comes in here, unbuttons one button and goes like this.
Yes, it happened.
Of course, the rule of thumb is you don't record before the interview.
But man, there was probably something else going on at that hotel room.
I'll tell you that.
But look, she is an example of the decline.
Like our politicians are women.
They're trying to sell sex instead of sell any kind of policy or any kind of productivity or any kind of successes.
And this bill you're talking about, you just spend five minutes looking through some of the extra crap that is in this bill and the gaslighting that you have to kind of endure or be completely ostracized by the party, by the way.
elijah schaffer
You have to.
People know this.
I've openly said I lobby for the Republican Party.
And the issue was, is like, I was obviously paid and asked to lobby for the Big Beautiful bill.
And I really was.
I was paid, actually.
And the thing is.
edward szall
I'm not doing a bad job.
elijah schaffer
The thing is, yeah, but the thing is, I read a bunch of it.
I go, I can't.
No, I literally told myself, I was like, look, I can't take these angles.
What I can do is I can attack some of the people that are trying to gut the good things out of it, right?
Like, I'm like, I knew that that's a good angle.
A few people had offered me, could you tweet this?
Could you put this out?
Could you do this?
But one, one, one campaign I did take, which I thought, well, I can't say anything else because of NDAs or whatever, but it was like, hey, there's literally a Republican who's trying to change the minimum votes up from 51 to 60, not only to make it harder to pass the bill that we wanted, but also they changed things in the last minute, like gutting some of the funding for ICE, for deportations.
They took out some of the remittance taxes.
You know, we were going to tax Indians.
Sorry to everyone here, but yes, we were going to tax the Indians.
And, you know, I think it was what, gonna be 2% or 4%, and they cut it in half.
We got all the good stuff gutted.
So I was like, well, I'll attack the people that are trying to gut the good stuff.
Unfortunately, when I was originally like coming up with some of my posts on it, it took me a terribly long time to find anything good in it.
edward szall
Well, sure.
I mean, it's a tax on Brendan's freaking generation, man.
That's really the core of things.
elijah schaffer
You screwed.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, I'm cooked.
edward szall
$4 trillion, man.
Like, when I looked at some of the details, it's double.
It's double what the past bills were.
And it took all the cool stuff out.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
Well, that's the thing is, like, we're told, oh, well, no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, no tax on what Social Security, stuff like that.
And for my generation, tax on tips and overtime, great, because I don't want to pay taxes on the tips I receive.
I used to work at a golf course as one of the carts.
Like, I literally was the guy that would put the golf bags on the golf cart.
And most of my money was tips, right?
From golfers.
Like, oh, thanks.
Here's a five.
Here's a one.
Here's three bucks, whatever.
No tax on tips would have been perfect for that.
And yet, it was in the original one.
It was in like the very first, you know, drafts of the big beautiful bill.
And then little by little, we're seeing slight little footnotes.
Oh, well, actually, no tax on tips only if you make under a certain amount of money or what have you.
And then you have the cuts to Medicaid.
And that's one of the one things that I'm finally in favor.
Like, okay, great.
We're making massive cuts to Medicaid because we know Obamacare was so successful when it came out.
I remember in 2008, I was seven years old.
I didn't know what the hell healthcare was because I didn't care.
All I cared about was my shoes lighting up and being faster than the other kids on the playground.
elijah schaffer
That's still all I care about.
braeden cooper sorbo
Is that true?
And I am faster than most of the kids on the playground.
elijah schaffer
That's, you know what, that's, you know what?
Not up where I'm staying.
I'm currently staying in Lake Worth, which it's not a lot of valuable people in that city.
All I can say is it took me about 15 minutes to buy a sugar-free sprite at the 7-Eleven because a guy was talking about Michael Jackson and orgasms and stuff and tapping his foot and dancing.
And me and the Indian guy who ran there were like, wow, these Lake Worth people are really annoying.
And I'm trying to get my drink.
I am very aware that a lot of these people have made it that we need to run fast because unfortunately, we're not safe as long as they live in our cities.
These Lake Worth people, they're in every city in South Florida.
It's becoming like that.
It's insane.
Anyway, I want to read about the bill.
We're going to talk about this.
We're going to talk about the Diddy case.
We're going to talk about some of this stuff going on because it's a partial verdict reach.
Let's get into our top stories for today.
Let's talk about the news.
And there you go.
Well, the Senate passes President Trump's big, beautiful bill, despite three GOP no votes.
Vice President JD Vance breaks the tie.
Steven Miller came out before this even ended and said, This is the greatest thing ever.
Trump delivered on everything.
He'd done everything he said.
Remember when he campaigned and said that we're going to fight for Israel more than this country and that we're going to bomb Iran?
Remember when he said that?
Remember when he said that?
Yeah, no, I don't remember that.
Anyway, Senate passes this bill.
Check this out.
Colin Leinbarger report from thegatewaypundit.com.
People know I'm also a journalist at the Gateway Pundit, and I have a show there.
Feel free to check it out.
The Senate has passed President Trump's big, beautiful bill, sending it to one step closer to becoming the law.
It's big.
And whenever we're calling a bill big, I did want to bring this up.
So one of the reasons why they don't do a standalone bill right now, apparently, is because we don't have enough votes to actually do standalone.
So a lot of people asking, why don't we just pass the budgetary concerns we want rather than this, you know, extremely stuffed bill that we had to call big.
Like, I like how usually you hear of a bill that's big about budget and it's bad, but they're calling it beautiful.
And usually I've always told people when people like try to tell you things in government are amazing and beautiful, it usually means they're expensive and there's a lot of crap in there.
edward szall
Waste, waste.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, waste.
edward szall
It's usually considered to be overly excessive, right?
And yeah, it's because of a rule, I believe, that they have one shot at doing it with a two-third or obviously less than that, it's a majority because we don't have a budget pass for next year, right?
And so you can, it really is none of us would approve this if it was under Biden or Obama.
Like we wouldn't be down with the government basically circumventing the processes that were treatment.
elijah schaffer
We'd have entire episodes being like, this is waste and fraud.
And look at the earmarks.
Because it's Trump, it's scary because what I've noticed is that it's really a loyalty test right now.
If you're not loyal to Trump, they treat you like libtards or shitlibs, like as if you're like, oh, Trump's a racist.
You're like, I'm not saying anything like that.
I'm just saying, hey, Trump has sold out to special interests.
And right now, currently, his domestic and foreign policy doesn't appear to be exceeding my standards of what I expected from what he was going to do.
And I think a lot of MAGA people think the same thing.
The fact that this is going to secure the deportation of 5 million illegals by 2030 when Trump just today said 21 million actually might have come in during Biden.
You're going to get 25% of the illegals, just the illegals, not even the legals.
We need to get Vivek out of here.
You know what I mean?
I'm trying to deport Vivek.
edward szall
So it's just crazy.
That's a great point because obviously when they're talking about illegals, they're not just talking about the criminal cartel members.
They want to sneak in, obviously, a class of worker that unfortunately looks like me at times to come in and do what they consider to be high-skilled labor.
But one reason I think you're correct to want to shoot your brains out, please don't do that.
You beautiful children.
elijah schaffer
They wouldn't like it.
edward szall
But why is it because you have a memory and you remember 2017, 2018, how we were constantly told under the first Trump administration, we couldn't afford a wall.
It's too expensive.
There's no way you can find $100 billion to build a wall.
You might have to fundraise one and then cause a paraplegic person to go to jail for it.
That's a separate episode.
But in regard to this, we've somehow found an extra $2 trillion.
And we're not modernizing the military.
We've still got the fat black women holding drones in their hands at our parade.
What the hell was that, by the way?
elijah schaffer
Okay, we never even talked about the parade, but it made me feel better about myself because that was embarrassing.
edward szall
It was embarrassing.
You have a military.
braeden cooper sorbo
I didn't see many.
No.
edward szall
You didn't see many.
elijah schaffer
Exactly, because they didn't want you to see that.
edward szall
They're like, they're just, it wasn't impressive.
You have a military parade to brag about how badass your military is and how it will kill people if you have to use it, right?
Not that you want to freaking sell interceptor missiles to Israel.
Not that you want to have to deploy Conanja Brown and her drone in her hand to go fight white supremacist in Tampa, Florida.
braeden cooper sorbo
It was just one big circle jerk.
edward szall
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's what I got from the gist of it.
But I mean, this is when we're talking about the bill ruining for the country with everything being passed.
It's just like when women online will comment, oh, my girlfriend is so beautiful.
And it's like one of the most unattractive.
That's basically what the bill is.
It's the government telling you, it's this one beautiful thing, when in reality, it's like pixie haircuts, when women tell you to look so cute with your hair short, the bill's so big and beautiful and it's like, interesting yeah, that's what she said.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, it's true, it's big, it's beautiful, it's the biggest one i've ever seen.
It's the biggest bill i've ever seen.
In fact, it's bigger than your friends.
Uh, I want to talk about the bill.
braeden cooper sorbo
Though we like the bill must be black, the bill, the bill doesn't work.
elijah schaffer
51 5150 5150, which is how uh, i'm gonna get charged with that probably pretty soon.
Um, you know, because the way I feel honestly, when you start seeing a lot of like pro-white tweets from me, like in a row on x, you know that i'm like the blood of my ancestors who fought in the revolution is like flowing through me.
You know, i'm just like I hate the way they.
I hate, I hate the way they treat us.
In fact, so funny.
We were at a.
We were at uh, the Green Goddess or whatever.
This, our favorite cafe, is that we always go to and um, this young guy, he's like he's a white guy.
Maybe he's white, I don't know, but uh, he's like he said something about my, my credit card.
I was just messing with him.
He's like oh, it's heavy.
I was like yeah, what's heavy about it is it doesn't have a limit, but it's a business credit card, so they don't have limits.
And he's like oh, you must do something, you know whatever.
It's like, not yeah, I run, I got.
I go yeah, I run a media company.
And he goes like, how'd you get started doing that?
I go oh, by being racist.
And he goes huh, I go yeah, I got into this from being racist.
He's like, how so?
It's like I tried to get two jobs and I discriminated against for being white in La.
I got tired of the racism and realized that everybody hated me because I was white and I decided that I was going to use the rest of my life to fight against these bullshit ideas.
And he's like so uncomfortable, you know, like like he didn't know what to say.
Mind you, he's working.
But I just was like just realizing how cucked we all are and how absolutely ridiculous this this has become, that it's like, you know, a white guy's even like scared to acknowledge the fact that there's a lot of people that hate white people in this country and they're, you know, really working to destroy us, and I think that as we talk about this bill I bring this up a lot of this is a reminder that a lot of this waste is because we have about a hundred million people in this country that shouldn't be here clogging our streets, using our infrastructure.
We are, you know why La is too crowded?
Because they didn't design the freeways in La expecting 10 million illegals and legal Mexicans to flood lat.
What it was designed for, that's not what our cities were made for.
New York Itself included these, these cities, even Florida.
It wasn't made to have another four or five million Cubans flooding the streets like that's not what, what our founders designed the country for.
So, when you think about these bills reminding you that we wouldn't have this problem if we were in a homogenous society unfortunately, I don't think we'll ever get there.
So the best thing we can do now that I believe, is to find people that are, at least even if I don't think it's just finding people that are the same race, find people that are the exact same mindset um, and want to preserve white culture, want to preserve white society uh, people that you know.
Maybe they have come here 30, 40 years ago.
Even now that realize that what's happening is is horrible, and what I realize here Is as expected, this article says two of the GOP no votes came from Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky and disgraced Rhino Senator Tom Tillis of North Carolina.
The other no vote came from Susan Collins of Maine.
Trump came out and said that basically, why is he disgraced?
Did something happen?
I don't remember this.
michael mendoza
I was just about to ask that.
I'm like, is it because he opposed the bill?
That's what I wanted to know.
I think that's probably why.
elijah schaffer
That's diabolical.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, and you know, I just want to bring this out.
So he says no.
What does Trump say today?
Trump says that he wants to replace Tom Tillis with his daughter, right?
Not Ivanka, because she's already replacing her husband with her jiu-jitsu teacher.
Yeah, Laura, Laura.
michael mendoza
Really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he wants Laura to run for Senate now.
And you're like, cool.
More Zionists in Congress.
Why didn't I think about that?
braeden cooper sorbo
Not even more women.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, more women Zionists.
braeden cooper sorbo
Good idea, really.
elijah schaffer
Rayden, why didn't I think about this?
Why would I want you in Congress?
I need a woman that loves Israel, particularly fat with the dyke haircut, running the country, please.
Seven of them on repeat, if black, better.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, I agree.
I mean, I'm a terrible choice for office, right?
I only care about this country first and foremost.
And specifically being from this generation, it's not like I could actually relate to voters with the struggles that we all face.
That would be terrible.
We need someone who is a mom who got a bunch of money from foreign lobbying interests and who is now going to sit and promote anything that isn't America first, besides the fact that biblically speaking, sorry, guys, from the Christian perspective, women cannot lead, not because they're worthless, not because they're less valuable than men, but because they have different capabilities.
Men can't give birth.
Women can.
That is the difference.
That doesn't mean men are less than women because they can't give birth.
People really are idiots online because when you say one thing, they immediately assume.
What's the fallacy called again?
Where you say, oh, I don't like waffles.
And they go, well, that means you must love pancakes.
It's like, or maybe I'm just not a fan of breakfast food.
Maybe that's just the stance of the situation.
edward szall
Those are the strawmen fallacy.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's a strongman.
edward szall
Look, we have somehow been maneuvered into only having what we consider like the right side-based female politicians.
If you think of them, like the MTGs, they'll mischaracterize people as based.
You're like, oh, Nancy Mace is based because she's hot.
Like hot to who, right?
Hot to maybe 50-year-old guys.
braeden cooper sorbo
Based in a strip club?
edward szall
In a strip club.
braeden cooper sorbo
What is it that you like about Nancy?
edward szall
She is based in a strip club and was based there probably beforehand.
But here's the thing.
We were told to not back people like Matt Gates, who, sure, sure, he's got some skeletons in the closet.
Everybody's got some skeletons in their closet.
elijah schaffer
But hell yeah, brother.
Some people are the skeleton in their own closet.
We were talking about earlier.
edward szall
We were talking about that.
But look, he was forced not only out of office, but out of the freaking AG position.
Just in the last six months.
You can't just look back after the last 10 years because sometimes people can't relate to that.
Well, you can relate to this.
Six months ago, we were going to have Attorney General Matt Gates.
And we kept being told, no, there's nobody's going to make through confirmation.
Then a whole bunch of the people that we wanted in didn't make through confirmation anyway.
And then some people that, like RFK Jr., for example, did.
And it didn't look like they could stop a confirmation.
This to be said, again, I don't feel like we're getting a lot of things that we put our lives online for here.
We often do forget how dark it got in 2022, 2023, and 2024.
Really, they wanted to kill us.
They wanted to remove our jobs, our income, wanted to not just remove us online.
I mean, Elijah knows this.
Elijah is a freaking son of the revolution in this respect.
I mean, he survived through censorship and canceling.
And look, there are a lot of people.
elijah schaffer
He survived women.
edward szall
Yes, women.
elijah schaffer
Ladies and gentlemen.
edward szall
Women.
elijah schaffer
Women, right?
Am I right?
Am I right about them?
I feel like I'm a little bit right.
Women, man, they're crazy.
Yeah, but keep going.
edward szall
Yeah, so just to be said on this, I'd say that we have to have a memory that's kind of like an elephant in this respect.
We can't just live in the last couple months or the last couple of tweets.
We have to remember what we were even fighting for.
And if we can't remember that, then we are truly cooked, right?
We have no idea where we're going.
We're just going to follow whatever President Trump tweets about or tries to damp up.
I'll say this, the Ali Gadoctrez thing, interesting marketing, kind of, you know, kind of.
elijah schaffer
By the way, to clarify, someone asked you who you were, and I said, this is the guy when I mentioned earlier that there was a black guy, a Lake Worth guy, Stand Time, the 7-Eleven worker.
He's the 7-Eleven worker.
edward szall
It was a great story.
I don't know why Elijah didn't want to hear about Michael Jackson.
He just kept wanting to check out.
elijah schaffer
Just wanted to get on his day.
edward szall
We run a show.
Why didn't you come on today?
elijah schaffer
No, no, he's a journalist.
He was at Alcatraz.
He's also helping us right now with production.
And he's also going to help me be gutting the studio.
I know it looks fine, but it's a total mess in here with the wiring and stuff.
So we kind of built the studio like really haphazardly and quickly.
And now we have to turn it into a professional operation.
edward szall
What if we had a couple of people?
elijah schaffer
Because we have Brayden here.
edward szall
What if we had a couple of people?
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh, I'm the contingency.
Once I showed up.
elijah schaffer
We have somebody from.
unidentified
No, no, no.
elijah schaffer
I was like, I was like, we're actually like, the show's off the ground now.
We need to actually shape up and stuff.
I mean, I love having wires horizontally crossing the room, but it needs to be nice here.
braeden cooper sorbo
Who does it?
elijah schaffer
We need to make this a white studio.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's got to be ordered.
I do want to talk about this because I want to get to the bill, the provisions, because everyone's saying, you know, some of the chat says, I'm being pissy, right?
About the bill because it codifies Trump EOs.
And yeah, it does.
So I'm not upset.
And there's things in the bill that I'm not upset about.
And we'll cover those.
But I also know that there is probably so much waste and fraud that if the whole point is, is that if people were not so in the Trump cult, we would be actually getting probably a lot better research of what's actually in it.
Because no one wants to say it because they don't want to fall out of line.
edward szall
I'm tired of people telling us we're being pissy or telling us we don't understand politics defectors.
If we're unwilling to call out, you know, if we're willing to call it the compromise, look, if there's a rule in town that secures your home, but there's also a provision in that same rule that a bunch of black guys get to bang your wife, you wouldn't be cool with this, with this rule, right?
I mean, it's like, it doesn't mean that because we get a couple good things and then we get completely screwed in the other hand, that we somehow should just accept that we've moved maybe one step.
elijah schaffer
The Republican Party, being in the Republican Party is like essentially makes you a bonnie blue of politics.
Not only are you getting ran through by everyone and their dad, literally, probably has happened, but you're supposed to enjoy it and like somehow advertise it.
Like it's fantastic.
And when you fall the line, everyone's like, oh, dude, you're turning against us.
I'm not turning against you.
You said something very important that I wanted to repeat.
You really read what do we want as a country?
When you read what our founding fathers wanted, what they wanted was a nation, which is unfortunate for a lot of people in this room, but they wanted a nation for upstanding white Christians to have a country.
That's really what this nation was.
And obviously, it's not what it is.
And obviously things have changed now.
So rather than, this is why I'm not a big WigNat guy, because rather than looking like, I think a lot of WigNats remind me of women where like you ask a woman, what do they want to eat?
And they say they don't care.
And then you give them two options and they don't want either.
You know, it's like, it's like, you're basically doing the same thing where it's like, well, I want a white, supreme society of just whites.
And none of these people are like, okay, okay, that's fine.
Like, I'm not saying you're wrong.
I'm not saying it's a bad idea.
How are you going to do it?
And no one can ever explain it to me.
No one ever explains it.
And it's like without having to murder a bunch of people.
And it's like, okay, then go murder a bunch of people.
By the way, I'm saying this in context.
I'm not calling for violence.
I'm saying, hypothetically speaking, obviously they're not going to do it.
It's like, it's a lot of what they present to the world is like, is the equivalent of guys showing you a girl that's universally hot and being like, would you F her?
You're like, yeah, dude, but that's not our class of people.
Like you're looking at unrealistic vibes.
And by the way, all Gen Z are like that.
They're always like, she's mid, bro.
And it's like Sidney Sweeney.
But anyway, I do what I mean.
edward szall
You're doing it.
You're doing it right now.
If you think back to this, a lot of people don't talk about this when you talk about the Constitution of the Founding Fathers.
The Founding Fathers were the majority of them in their 20s.
They were the Zoomers of their age.
And they really were rebelling against the mindset of the boomers of their age, right?
The boomers that drug those Americans into the French Indian War that kept in this ongoing, pretty abusive relationship with the Crown.
And I mean, Elijah, you've kind of put your money where your mouth is by working with a lot of the up-and-coming patriotic Christian Zoomers, you know, Brayden being one of them.
But I think we have to have a Hercules mindset.
We're really going to have Hercules mindset.
michael mendoza
Knife callback.
Yeah.
edward szall
Oh, it's, I watched it.
Did you watch it, Elijah?
Did you watch it when you were young?
elijah schaffer
I just don't like telling, I don't like telling technically my employees that I used to like watch their dad shirtless.
edward szall
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
It's like a weird thing to pay to see.
You've seen your dad's nipples.
edward szall
It was an awesome show.
elijah schaffer
It's a good show, actually.
I lie.
I like his acting.
edward szall
This party thing that Elon's talking about is actually kind of exciting.
Can we say that?
unidentified
Yeah.
edward szall
I mean, look, Elon Musk, he might be a Spurg.
He may or may not be on a bunch of drugs.
But you know what?
elijah schaffer
For sure.
edward szall
He's saying the very thing we were calling for in 2015 and 2016.
unidentified
Yeah.
edward szall
We were just as blackpilled in that era.
We thought there would never be any kind of way out of what Obama had done to the country.
And then Trump came along and he said, I will do, I will deport people.
Remember, that was literally the only thing he was saying for like six months.
We're like, oh, well, this sounds different, right?
We're at this turning point again.
And what if Elon Musk opens up some place where we can actually have a say more than what we're having right now?
elijah schaffer
A challenge is what I want.
Now, I want to remind you guys of something very important.
Obviously, we're talking about this.
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We've been working with them for a long time.
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So it's like a, they're usually like $100 or something like that.
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And they're breathable, they're soft, and they feel really good on the skin.
They don't, they don't itch.
On top of that, you can get their pillows for 15 bucks.
So a lot of you guys don't think about getting new things for your house because obviously things are expensive.
You want a good value set.
And it's really nice, by the way, because I'm about to move into a new house on Saturday.
edward szall
And Nancy Mace, an ambassador of MyPillow.
unidentified
Is she with me?
edward szall
My Pillows.
She's.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to say, some men have rested their heads there.
And I said heads plural too.
You know what I mean?
But anyway, wow.
But anyway.
Oh, it's got to be a professional show.
But MyPillow has everything.
Plus, by the way, they have this new energy drink called Rev7, which I've been wanting to try.
And the reason why I want to try it is because it doesn't have caffeine.
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Check it out.
Shout out to everyone on Rumble and on YouTube.
If you're watching, make sure you like the video, hit subscribe, or follow wherever you're at.
Please do so.
It's really important.
But I want to read what's in the bill here real fast.
Okay, so it is the passage comes after Democrats stalled progress for hours this week and it's a 940-page bill.
After that, the Senate embarked on a massive vote around, which ended late this morning.
The legislative legislation accomplishes several critical policies, including making the Trump tax cuts permanent, eliminating taxation on tips and overtime, locking down the border, and taking an axe to Joe Biden's green energy scam.
Senator Lisa Murkowski has flipped and is now a yes on the One Big Beautiful bill.
And this was thanks to Senate Republicans reportedly doubling the rural hospital fund from $25 billion to $50 billion.
Alaska, of course, has a large rural population.
And before the vote, Chuck Schumer was able to strike the name Big Beautiful Bill from the bill's text.
How childish and pathetic on his part.
This is a breaking news story that will be updated as we go along.
We're not going to get too far into it, but I'll just kind of conclude here.
edward szall
Was that Chuck Schumer doing Coke at the bottom there?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, these are creeped, dude.
The ads.
braeden cooper sorbo
Muscle loss.
elijah schaffer
Dude, Gateway, Punnett, and Rumble for sure compete on the best ads possible.
Like, you know, like you rumble, you'll be like, oh, I want to watch Big Beautiful Bill.
I've heard there's a lot of mid-roll ads, which, by the way, you should just buy a Rumble membership to avoid that.
Or you can buy a Locals membership and watch it on there too without any ads.
So you can watch it on Locals, which we have.
But it's like, I love what you'll be like, oh, the Big Beautiful Bill.
And it's like some AI Joe Rogan voice.
It's like, yo, I can't do his voice.
It's like, yo, one time I took two big containers and I put a string between them and then I lit them on fire and it let it hit in my home to find out this new tip how to hit your home using giant plastic containers right now at plasticcontainertips.com.
Promo code Joe.
You're like, what the hell?
I don't even know what the, I don't even know what it is, what he's talking about.
edward szall
The scariest part.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what he's talking about.
edward szall
Someone's clicking.
Like, legitimately, we talk about the big, the big beautiful bill, the big, you know, bastardized bill, but I tell you this, we really should be protecting our parents from the rumble and the ad scavengers.
Like, our parents are getting, like, they're getting scammed by Nigerian princes daily.
braeden cooper sorbo
The Indian scammers are crazy.
Well, did you see that there's now like an AI that real time can translate different accents into English accents?
And so like, there was this one Indian guy showing it and he had the whole, you know, the very thick Indian accent and mid-sentence.
He turned it on and it hid 90% of it.
And I was like, oh, grandmas are screwing.
edward szall
Brayden, have your parents come to you and like asked you if this is real?
My dad's done this, but for you, it'd be really funny if your parents had come to you.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, they've gotten texts.
They've gotten emails.
Thankfully, they know to check with me.
They're like, is this a legitimate email, Brayden?
And it's like from X.com or X monetization.
Something something.com.
And I was like, no, please don't click that.
Please never click.
Drag it to junk.
It'll auto filter eventually.
elijah schaffer
All the X ads are fake, by the way.
And that's actually true.
However, I will tell people that, like, dude, stop complaining about ads.
Just buy a membership somewhere and watch it.
So like, either, I don't say get YouTube Premium because you want to support free speech, but it's like I have YouTube Premium.
I have all the things.
Remind me, can you please get YouTube Premium on our Rift account so that we can stop seeing ads on our own videos?
It's very annoying.
I'm trying to play back shit and like find stuff.
But yeah, but I said, just get something and watch it there.
Whether you're going to watch censored or you're going to, you know, watch on locals or whatever.
We are no longer at censored, though.
I want to remind you guys, and we love censored and maybe we'll be there again in the future, but they asked us to stop putting our content up.
So it was like, literally stop putting your content on our website.
And I was like, okay.
But I have nothing bad to say about them.
I just was like, okay, fine.
A couple super chats as we go into our next topic here.
Oh my gosh.
Ladies and gentlemen, get a camera on Brayden here.
unidentified
Wait, wait, wait.
braeden cooper sorbo
Why is the camera on me?
elijah schaffer
$100 from Homer J. Fuentes.
Kiss the music.
braeden cooper sorbo
Is this where I flex?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you have to take your shirt off for $100.
We left it from $50 to $100.
braeden cooper sorbo
I was going to say, we need to flex.
We need to negotiate.
unidentified
Shut up, Joe.
braeden cooper sorbo
We need to negotiate a cut.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
braeden cooper sorbo
Because I deserve a piece of this.
unidentified
You literally get paid to be here and you get free food.
elijah schaffer
That's your cut.
And alcohol.
edward szall
You get alcohol too, kid.
braeden cooper sorbo
Let's go.
unidentified
There we go.
All right.
elijah schaffer
I love it.
edward szall
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
This is like such a Gen Z thing.
edward szall
That's very impressive, and that's definitely on par.
unidentified
Hey, well, you know, my dad did the exact same thing to get in Hollywood.
edward szall
Yeah, yeah, that's what they say.
elijah schaffer
It's uh, it's herculito, you know, Hercules and his and his son.
But uh, no, say on the side note, thank you, Homer.
And um, just remind you with a hundred dollars, somebody does trip on the show.
It's a professional show, but you know, I've always ran pretty uh raunchy shows in the past, honestly.
So, we have to have a little fun on the show.
Uh, because obviously, we know somebody asked, like, can you get Riley Reid on next?
Like, he's like, dude, like, can we not, please?
edward szall
Um, well, she'll be speaking at CPAC.
unidentified
How about she met her husband at the wall in Israel?
elijah schaffer
And it's like, did you hear that?
By the way, I don't ever want to talk smack on anyone's wife or marriage, so I'm going to say this without any commentary.
But if you go watch the Young Women's Leadership Conference at Turning Point, I love Turning Point, by the way.
Believe it or not, I'm not against Turning Point.
I like Turning Point, I like Charlie, I like the guys there.
I'm not against them.
But I listened to his wife tell the story of how they met, and it was like, she was like, you know, and when we first locked eyes in Israel and we were at the wall, and I was like, who is this guy?
He's so cute or whatever.
And then, like, I approached him on the plane.
Wait, was it our first trip to Israel the other?
No, maybe it was our second time in Israel.
I don't know what Israel trip it was.
You're like, well, you guys have gone to Israel a lot, haven't you?
And it was like, and she was like, basically, like, you know, you never know when you're going to Israel.
If God's going to bring you your husband, I was like, so now we're telling girls you got to go to Israel to get married.
This is getting out of hand.
But you know what?
Charlie's a better man than I am.
So I have no judgment.
And his wife's beautiful and she's a lovely lady.
But, you know, he's a wonderful guy.
I really like it.
I do like Charlie.
He's always been really kind.
You know, I just think that, you know, selling out to Zionism is a unpardonable sin, you know?
So I just think that it's, you know what I mean?
It's one of the worst things you could do is to sell out to the people who are destroying our country.
I find that to be somewhat sad, but I still like Turning Point.
I work with them.
unidentified
I'm still on their ambassador.
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait, wait.
edward szall
He's one of two ambassadors, I believe.
elijah schaffer
No, when you go to their list.
edward szall
I don't go to that event, but are listed as ambassadors.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so I'm still on the so you go to Turning Point.
I'm still listed here as their approved speaker.
When you go, when you go, as you're a college student and you want a speaker, it gives you a list of a speaker bureau of who can speak at your college.
And I'm on there, so is Candace.
But every time someone tries to book me or Candace speak at their college, we're told that the funds are no longer available.
edward szall
Can they at least update your profile?
Were they update the copy on that?
Like, talk about the rift.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I should ask them.
edward szall
I mean, they really should update it at least.
elijah schaffer
Like, hey, they'll just delete it.
But I like it.
But it's like, it's like, I'm the only turning point, approved Turning Point speaker other than Candace who's not allowed to speak at Turning Point events.
And reminding you, I spoke at all their main conferences.
I did tours with Charlie.
And then about October 8th or October 7th, 2023, I think it was about, I don't know if I have the date right, but I stopped being allowed to speak at Turning Point events.
So we don't know how it happened.
michael mendoza
What happened, Ron then?
Was it something in the water that I think it was like?
elijah schaffer
I think it was like a magnetic shift in the polls or something like that.
edward szall
Skydiving trip accident or something.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think it was a skydive.
It was a paragliding event.
So we're all in now.
No, but it was funny.
And then I've talked to Candice a lot about it, by the way.
I like Candice.
I don't know what do you think about Candice?
That's a side note.
Everyone's always mad at Candace.
I don't know what everyone's calling her like names and shit.
And I just, I like her.
edward szall
I remember when Candice was promoted to, I think it was the African American Outreach position by Charlie Cook.
I was actually at the Restoration Weekend event where she had been brought in as an ambassador, which isn't even speaking.
It wasn't big yet.
And I was just thinking back to that moment where Charlie, he essentially thought he had this younger, you know, maybe talent.
I think they're actually, she's older than Charlie Kirk.
Is she not?
Someone looked that up.
But I do remember that she was a little bit wide-eyed at that point.
I don't think she knew exactly where everything was going to go.
She obviously made a good play with Daily Wire, but has now become a great ally of the truth.
And look, she's married well.
She's had kids.
And she's kind of living the life.
So I'd say that she's nothing but a benefit now to our side.
michael mendoza
Also, yes, Candace is older than Charlie Robinson.
edward szall
She is older.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, I mean, I always find it interesting how everyone loved Candace for a long, long, long time.
You know, because I remember when I was 13, 10 years ago, I spoke at an event and that was when I met Candace and Charlie.
And Candace was barely getting her start, right?
This is when Charlie had first discovered her and she'd been maybe on like two podcasts, but everyone could tell, oh, she's well spoken.
She's smart, you know, all this stuff, blah, blah, blah.
And then for the past decade, she's been super high up in terms of conservative media speaking.
Everyone's like, wow, she's right about everything.
She's right about all this.
Oh my gosh, she's so good.
And then she says one thing.
She's like, how dare you, you traitorous mongrel, awful person.
It's like, okay, hypothetically speaking, if I was right about every single thing that I ever said, would I just stop being right all of a sudden just because I said something that you didn't like?
Just a personal, personal question people might want to reflect on.
edward szall
Well, I love that in the video era, you can actually go back and look at all the endorsements.
She was so approved that she could interview President Trump in 2021 and 2022.
I believe she had the sit-down.
And now you have to disavow her.
You have to try to do an ad boycott.
But it was definitely a couple years ago.
elijah schaffer
Here's where it doesn't work.
So like, okay, by no means am I anywhere near as influential or ever had as big of a career as she has had.
And she's more talented than me too.
But I do say this.
It's kind of funny because it's the same thing.
Like with like being on the website, it's like, how could you take me off your website?
Like, what are you going to tell me?
What did I say or do?
What have I said or done that isn't fighting for America, that isn't around, what am I doing that I can't, like, why would like, they have to tell you, hey, you're getting removed on the dildo or kiss Milo Yiannopoulos.
I mean, well, we don't know.
I've been blackout drunk before.
edward szall
What the?
elijah schaffer
No, I'm just kidding.
This goes back to the Benny Johnson jokes.
He was going after Benny a lot, you know, recently.
So I just thought that was a funny joke.
braeden cooper sorbo
He's going after Laura too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's not after me too.
But I mean, I still don't understand because I like Milo.
I think he's a talented person.
I think he's funny.
And I appreciate him.
I got a lot of my like mannerisms from him.
I actually watched him like religiously.
I used to go pay to go to his shows and shit.
I really enjoyed it.
And I got beat up for the first time by Antifa outside of one of his shows in California.
And I got radicalized me, you know?
So I got a concussion.
So thank you for that.
But on a side note, I did say with the Candace thing, the problem with this stuff is it's like, you know, I'll talk to people and they'll always have these reasons of why they don't want to work with me anymore.
But they're never saying, oh, because you lied or because you did something abhorrent or it's always just like, you know, the way that you've taken this, what do they call it?
Israeli derangement syndrome, Israel derangement syndrome.
You're like, dude, okay.
I'm not carrying a Palestinian flag around.
I'm not calling for Israel to be wiped off the face of the earth.
Sir, you guys literally called for Palestine to be turned into a parking lot.
And Randy Fine is celebrating bombs being dropped.
I've said, you guys, your government is horrible and you people are mental.
Your people, it's a degraded society that celebrates death.
And it's psychotic to try to restart that nation in the middle of all of your enemies and then try to force the United States to paralyze its own growth of its country and have Europe taking the refugees of the people you don't like.
It's psychotic, anti-social, anti-European, anti-American behavior.
And you're just mad because we're calling it out now.
And instead of like arguing with us and being honest, you just, you have to act like we don't exist.
However, after being fully canceled, which Candice experiences too, after getting fired, when I was in Australia, a lot of people wouldn't work with me that will talk and work with me now.
Why?
Because they realize the right wing is shifting.
And if they don't make some shifts, it's sort of like why Matt Walsh was allowed, is allowed to kind of go attack dog now because they needed to save.
Daily Wire was failing financially as a sinking ship.
edward szall
The story.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they have to recover it.
edward szall
They lost arguably one of the best up and coming talents.
I mean, we talk about the investment among the Zoomers and really pouring into the next generation.
Brett Cooper is, it's now established.
She was great talent.
Fox News picked her up.
And I think what you're speaking about, look, the other weird wave of the Republican Party has been that this past month, you have people like Steve Bannon and others now basically saying the exact same thing we were saying three years ago and that we were losing sponsors over or being removed from platforms over, getting fired from the Daily Wire.
I mean, literally, what Steve Bannon said on his show and was advocating for over the last couple of weeks would have got you fired from the Daily Wire only two years ago.
But again, where do we go from here?
Because I don't know if you feel this way, Elijah, but it definitely to me came off a little bit fake, right?
Hearing somebody, and I think Charlie Kirk even he maybe went the route that Steve Benner went, everyone, a real America's voice went the route of condemning somewhat of the support of Israel because it wasn't.
elijah schaffer
It did seem like it was a RAV decision because like Pesobic, like everyone there kind of went in that direction.
edward szall
Even though they've all taken multiple trips, right?
And I mean, for Steve Bannon, the only saving grace out of this whole thing.
I'm not a fan of Mark Levin either, but I was watching that back and forth between Steve Bannon and Mark Levin, where Mark Levin is digging up all the skeletons on Steve Bannon from the, you know, from the Build the Wall fiasco that led to essentially Steve Bannon's indictment and imprisonment.
People don't know about this, but there was a parapolic man that went to jail for the 25 million that magically disappeared and Steve Bannon was able to get free.
But all the way up to, I mean, Steve Bannon literally spent like 20 hours with Jeffrey Epstein prior to the arrests.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're investing.
edward szall
Okay, that's real.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I still don't know why Steve doesn't like me.
I just don't understand.
I never do any of these people.
I don't know.
edward szall
Well, you shower.
elijah schaffer
And I exercise, you know, which is apparently I'm not the only one that exercises.
We just found out right now, too.
You know what?
By the way, can I say this?
For the movement, like people can kind of see what I'm doing here with the aesthetic.
We got Sarah Stark, we got Brayden.
We're kind of like going down the line.
And then all of a sudden, then there's me.
You know what I mean?
But we got to get the aesthetic back of the right wing, right?
So Brayden follows my aesthetic plan here.
The Rift has to have an, it does have to have an aesthetic, okay?
It's true.
However, the question is, the outside looks okay, but what's on the inside?
braeden cooper sorbo
I can't bend over and spread it here.
That's not appropriate.
We're talking about controversy podcast, guys.
Oh, good.
Okay.
I was not for a second.
elijah schaffer
But two super chats sent in, by the way.
You know, I never understand Rumble.
Rumble's the only one where it's like, it's like YouTube's like consistent.
It's like, I'm really happy.
We have 200 people watching on YouTube.
Isn't that crazy that a channel with 550,000 followers could get maybe maximum 280 live viewers?
And we're getting like averaging 200 now on Rumble just a couple weeks in.
I mean, on YouTube.
And like Rumble will, like, Rumble makes no sense.
You like have like 700 viewers and this is 1,200.
Then you're like down to 500.
Like, I don't know if the views are real on Rumble.
Like, I'm confused, right?
How that works.
But I do know the super chatters are real.
And they're the real ones.
Bloodshot 567 said, where the hell is our Aryan queen, Anna Perez?
Come on, bro.
Anna is going to be out with Brayden and with Sarah in a couple of weeks.
From July 15th to 20th, I'm going to be gone.
And they're going to be hosting a bunch of shows.
So they're going to be taking over the show for like two weeks, basically.
So it's going to be fantastic.
So you'll be around two, but I'll be gone out of the show.
I'm going to laugh.
I know, like, my luck is that's when the show takes off and it's like the best episodes ever.
And like the views are like astronomical.
And it's like, how'd that happen?
It's like, well, because you weren't here.
A couple other super chats.
We did get an air horn for that.
People just started putting L Sydney.
Who's Sydney?
And why are there so many L's?
edward szall
Sydney Sweeney.
braeden cooper sorbo
Sydney Sweeney.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Cocktails and $5 said, invite Lily back on sometime.
You know what, Lily is welcome back on because I told her not to say the N-word in front of Matt Gates, comms director, at the episode that we had to delete.
And then I found out that Earl Gray, if you want to know where he's at, he's traveling right now.
I found out he's the one who told her to say the N-word live.
Like I found this out later.
She's like, he sat there and said you'd be okay with it because he's a tease.
And he's the Riz.
He's the Riz King.
We all know that Earl's the Riz king.
He literally is a Riz king.
Bring any female guest over.
And suddenly there's like, they love Earl.
And he apparently was like telling her, just say the N-word, do it.
He loves it.
He's going to think it's so funny.
And then she says the N-word while we're in the middle of a serious stream, like Jim Hoff design of like the gateway pun and stuff.
Like, wow, we're doing this, huh?
No.
But I originally was like, okay, you're not coming back on.
That's ridiculous.
And then I find out it was our fault because our editor-in-chief asked her to use a racial slur on the show.
So shout out Earl for hilarious stuff.
But also, Lily, you're welcome to come back on.
We'd love to have you on.
But please don't use the N-word on the show until the last segment if you like, because we're trying to stay on YouTube.
So we'd appreciate it.
edward szall
Is Lily dating that Arthur fella?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, they're married.
edward szall
Oh, well, good friends.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
They got married recently.
That's pretty crazy.
That's what we're promoting here, ladies and dumbness.
Race mix.
braeden cooper sorbo
Interracial movement.
Well, wasn't it RFH who said that white men go marry Asian women?
Maybe she got it wrong.
Maybe it was the reverse.
Maybe it's white women marrying Asian men.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
RFH, that was crazy.
That was a crazy.
That was crazy.
RFH, that was a crazy guess.
I try not to speak ever anything about my guests because I want to be nice and have decorum.
edward szall
You're very diplomatic.
elijah schaffer
Well, I try to be diplomatic more than some, but not always.
But not everyone's diplomatic here.
But RFH has really ripped into me a lot on the internet.
And for someone who's like ripping into me, you know, pretty often, I was like, definitely underwhelmed.
You know what I mean?
Like, I was like, where's the, where's the, she's like calling me racial slurs and stuff on the internet.
And I'm like, where is this?
You know, I kind of like a woman who would like slap me.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I don't mean that in a suggestive way.
I meant like, it's like, it's like, I don't mind like a catty.
I don't like, I'm talking online.
Like, I was expecting like this like catty.
I didn't know how she looked or anything.
I was like, expecting this like, sort of like, like a Laura Loomer or like, you know, you have these people that are like, yeah, they're catty.
You know what I mean?
And I was expecting like a catty bitch, you know?
And then I ended up just like, it sounded so suggestive.
I didn't mean it in a suggestive way at all.
I just meant like you were expecting like a little bit of like fun online, you know, like a woman like teasing you and I'm, you know, going back.
And it was just like.
edward szall
Is this RHF?
elijah schaffer
All right.
Yeah.
Red fam Hitler, RFH.
edward szall
RFH.
elijah schaffer
And she was just like, it was just like quiet.
And she was just like, could date Asian men or we could date Asian woman?
And you're like, that's the point.
braeden cooper sorbo
And Amish people.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then like Amish people are horrible and they're all sluts and they do drugs.
braeden cooper sorbo
Inbreed.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, that's the point.
We could say anything we want.
We have free will on the show.
We can say anything we want.
And we're talking about, we're talking shit on Amish people.
Are you also shocked?
braeden cooper sorbo
They're not even going to see it.
Of all the people to talk trash about.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We have Amish people.
They're not even watching it.
Anyway, totally on the side note.
That being said, let me go to the next story today.
I want to talk about Diddy and what's going on here.
No, it's serious.
So check this out.
Sean Diddy Combs, Washington Post trial continues after jury reaches a partial verdict.
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edward szall
Has not been used at a Diddy party.
elijah schaffer
It has not been used at a Diddy party.
It could have been used, though.
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But by the way, the baby oil was not baby oil.
You know, that was all date rape drugs in the bottles, by the way.
People don't know that was GHB.
Actually, yeah, it was GHB.
I wasn't, from what I've heard, it was not.
It wasn't just thousands of baby oil bottles.
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That's why there was like a million bottles everywhere.
Come on, you don't have to know about silicon at this point if you're that.
You're not using baby oil.
Let's be honest.
Are black people using baby oil from Lovemaking?
unidentified
I don't know.
edward szall
He's not like an ill school fella.
I could see him using that.
You're saying that basically mix drugs in with it.
And when you put it on the skin, it then absorbed?
elijah schaffer
I think they were just drinking.
There's truth.
This thing is just like hiding.
braeden cooper sorbo
So there weren't places.
edward szall
I could see that.
I mean, black people, they love Hennessy.
They love, you know, they love drink.
unidentified
Right.
edward szall
So I could see them putting their drugs in baby oil containers.
braeden cooper sorbo
That'd be crazy.
unidentified
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
So it's not actually in the baby oil.
It's just a container full of.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think it was just baby oil containers.
But anyway, maybe I'm lying.
Maybe I'm lying.
I just, that's what I was reading.
edward szall
There's no beef towel in it.
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edward szall
Is that how you stay white?
elijah schaffer
I stay white because I was born this way.
Southern Europeans stay white by talking on podcasts and calling themselves Southern European.
unidentified
That's.
elijah schaffer
Dude, literally, can I ask just a question about one of our guests?
Do you know what blew my mind?
The Christian nationalist that was on RC was sitting there, and the whole time I'm thinking, like, he's a Palestinian or something.
And he's like, you know, growing up as a white kid.
And I just like look at people like, and my eyes don't work anymore because everyone on my show tells me they're white.
Speaking of Southern European guests, ladies and gentlemen, Edward, I don't know if you say your last name on the internet, so I don't, yeah, yeah, Edward Zoll is a southern European.
Next thing you know, Edward's gonna.
I just found out Edward's British, actually.
edward szall
Yeah, so he's a British man.
elijah schaffer
Very much like all the modern British people.
braeden cooper sorbo
You had RC on, though?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
Do you know who that is?
I don't know.
I didn't know about him until he came on, but he came on.
Is he your friend?
michael mendoza
Wait, hold on.
First of all, not R.C. Maxwell.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, RC right corner.
edward szall
Yeah, Brayden's hip.
He's RC Maxwell.
He knows about this guy right now.
michael mendoza
That's the more well-known RC, I was just making sure.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, we used to be pretty well connected and touched frequently.
We sort of fell off communication recently.
elijah schaffer
Just be careful.
You said you guys used to touch frequently.
braeden cooper sorbo
We used to touch frequently.
It's one of the gym things.
It actually improves testosterone flow.
No, but I was looking forward to actually meeting him.
I said, damn, I wish I maybe I was out of town.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, that's 100%.
Also, someone said about the show with RFH that was two shows of nonsense.
Someone said in the chat.
All right, let's move on to the Diddy things.
But by the way, it says the panel said that it has reached a verdict on all but one of the charges in Comb's sex trafficking case, but it will continue deliberating on Wednesday.
By the way, in the future, guys, when we come back, we're going to try to hit more stories as we're going.
We just, our main writer for today's show is his birthday today, so no one wrote the show today.
unidentified
So I'm just kind of winging it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're just winging the show.
edward szall
I've read this story.
I could help you with this.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, okay, here you go.
We're getting into Alcatraz Island after this, the new Alligator Alcatraz.
New York jurors and Sean Diddy Combs federal trial told a judge on Tuesday that they had reached a verdict on all but one of the charges in his sex trafficking case, which could send the music mogul to prison for life.
After more than 12 hours of deliberation, the panel said it had decided on four counts of sex trafficking and transportation to engage in prostitution, but it had not been able to reach a unanimous decision on a charge of racketeering conspiracy.
Judge Aaron Subraimy, Subraim, Subramanian.
michael mendoza
Indian name, by the way.
braeden cooper sorbo
No.
elijah schaffer
I thought that was an American.
Told jurors to continue deliberating Wednesday, which both the prosecution and the defense supported.
He goes on to explain that Sean Diddy Combs trial, blah, blah, blah.
It is your duty as jurors to consult with one another and to deliberate with a view to reaching an agreement, he said, repeating his instructions from Monday morning.
Each of you must decide the case for himself or herself, but you should do so only after a consideration of the case with your fellow jurors.
And you should not hesitate to change an opinion when convinced that it is erroneous.
So basically, from my understanding, we don't know what.
Do we know what they determined?
Because I couldn't find an article.
edward szall
Yes.
elijah schaffer
So tell me what the update is.
edward szall
There's four counts.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
edward szall
There's four counts that they have decided on.
And so attempted rape through force or coercion.
That's count two.
Count three, sexual assault with intent to rape.
Count four, sexual battery involving restraint.
And count five, sexual assault under physical restraint.
So it does look like, I mean, Diddy, at least by himself, is going to jail for about 20, 20 plus, just for those.
elijah schaffer
They said he was guilty.
edward szall
Yeah, those are the counts they've come back on.
elijah schaffer
But they determined he was guilty.
edward szall
Yeah.
Yes.
And then the ones that they have not, the ones they have not is simply count one, which is the RICO conspiracy charge.
And, you know, this, the RICO conspiracy charge is actually arguably the biggest because you make the argument now, if you've been to a Diddy party, that you were party to the abuse.
And there's a question about this in by itself.
I mean, I know there's been many questions about TPSA parties, after hours, this language.
Are the leadership responsible for what the attendees do?
Well, in respect to Diddy, we've got most of Hollywood that has attended these events.
And also people like Neil deGrice Tyson, which I did tune in, by the way, for a couple of days of the trial.
Did you know that Neil deGrice Tyson is accused of going to a couple of these parties and engaging in homosexual sodomy?
Well, with Diddy and others.
elijah schaffer
I thought the homosexual sodomy was just listening to him speak for 15 minutes about any topic.
edward szall
Your ears get sodomized.
Yeah, you're like, oh, he, hey, he sodomizing Diddy or others.
That's what they were accusing you of.
elijah schaffer
Based?
unidentified
Don't look at me.
elijah schaffer
I got nothing here, man.
No, ballpark.
There's a lot of people mentioned, including pastors and stuff that are mentioned that were going to these parties.
And like, it made me feel really good because, you know, I haven't been a perfect person.
I know, believe it or not, believe it or not, I've seen a booby, you know, at one point in my life.
I know when I was a kid.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
It was called breastfeeding.
And it wasn't weird.
unidentified
No, but it's a good point.
elijah schaffer
You're not perfect, but.
edward szall
You're an authentic felons.
I'm like, I mentioned Milo earlier.
I would trust you and Milo Yiannopoulos much more than I'd trust many of the mainstream conservative influencers and other people because they're just doing some really weird stuff behind the scenes.
elijah schaffer
They act like they like the one thing that I like about at least the progressive, I call them the progressive right because you know like Jack Doherty, these guys are not Democrats, right?
You know these like these these girls and stuff.
I mean even the porn stars, they're not Democrats.
They're actually Republican by the way, which is why they're always that turning point.
At least they're honest.
Like at least Jack Doherty is a piece of shit and like just like runs an online prostitution ring, you know, with girls.
And like people don't know who this is.
Maybe you're a little bit older.
It's like a young streamer, right?
He really is a POS and he genuinely like the way that all these young streamers work now is that like they all have OnlyFans and run these girls OnlyFans.
And the way that TikTok and YouTube are used is to draw people into the OnlyFans.
So they don't get ads or monetization.
They do make adult content, right?
But one of the crazy things is, is that, you know, I can respect a guy.
Like it sounds, this sounds really weird because I'm going to get taken out of context, but like, this is why I can have Eva Lovia on the show where people melt down.
It's like, I can respect a porn star who, who, for at least being honest, I don't respect the making of the adult content.
I don't respect the position.
I'm not respecting a porn star, but I'm like, if that's you and you're owning it, I can talk to you because we're dealing with a real conversation that we can have here.
We have a real interesting conversation about your life and what's going on.
I'm not promoting it.
I just want to like, it's interesting.
Everyone's seen you naked.
How does that feel?
You know, that's a crazy, it's a crazy question.
unidentified
I did ask.
edward szall
When did this happen?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I've asked multiple people.
I even told one guest we had, it was by accident.
It was a transgender called Tiffany Starr.
And it was back when Savannah Hernandez was working.
And we were like, both should have killed ourselves that day.
Joking though, because we looked to go find a profile picture of Tiffany Starr.
Didn't know Tiffany Starr was a different kind of star.
And we saw Tiffany's dingleberries inside of someone's clam.
And that's what showed up on Google Images.
And we didn't realize that Tiffany Starr was a boy.
We thought it was a liberal girl that we were inviting onto a debate.
And we just didn't do a lot of research.
That was all the research we needed.
And I remember going, this is an open server.
It's now going to have like they can see what we've seen.
And we now saw Tiffany Starr's dingleberries inside of a clam.
So for the children, that was an episode of SpongeBob's cheeks, but they got clapped.
edward szall
There has been a collective cooking of this generation, right?
Yeah.
And I think that some of your generation has kind of you've decided there's just so much material that's compromising of you on the internet that you're just like, you're taking the route of your students don't care anymore.
Like we're just going to normalize all of it, right?
And it's not to say everybody's done this.
I mean, sure, Brayden, there's probably not anything like that of you out there, hopefully.
But your generation you grew up with, I mean, there's probably been a lot of girls, you know, that maybe stuff in high school.
What is the percentage?
I mean, it's like one-third.
braeden cooper sorbo
10%.
edward szall
10%.
10 more than one in 10.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, one in 10 women.
edward szall
So there are girls you went to high school with that have OnlyFans accounts.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, I was homeschooled.
There were only three kids in my class.
So I would hope not.
That girl was homeschooling.
She's a missionary in Papua New Guinea or something like that.
But yeah, without a doubt, what you're saying.
I mean, I go dancing at country bars for line dancing, barner dancing.
Like that's, that's my entrepreneurial.
edward szall
That's what you're into.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's my fun.
Well, it's better than doing the stairmaster for an hour a day.
You know what I mean?
I would rather do that than walk up flights of stairs.
But I remember I was talking at a conference about one in 10 women are on OnlyFans.
And that's just, you know, that's just the people that are willing to admit it.
You're talking about people being real or authentic.
There are plenty of people who are still ashamed of it who won't go out and say it.
I mean, I ended up going out and then my buddy was talking to a girl whose friend ended up being an OnlyFans girl, but she didn't say that, right?
So this is, these are the people that still hide.
And so to your point, Elijah, when you're talking about, you know, well, people being authentic, at least the people who have gone through, like, like I said on my interview with Sarah, right, that episode, I said I myself wasn't perfect.
I struggled with pornography, but at least I'm willing to admit that rather than curating this idea of, well, look, I'm the perfect golden boy and I've never done a bad thing in my life.
It's like, no, I am a sinner who needed God just as much as anyone else does.
And that is the message that I want to portray.
That's what we want to do with, obviously, that's why I like the rift is because we're portraying, even though we may disagree with someone on some doctrinal viewpoints or theologically, we're still willing to have the conversation because they can respect our viewpoint as authentic and honest, just as we can theirs.
edward szall
I think that's what real Christians are.
I mean, honestly, real Christians are not perfect.
All right.
They're people like Elijah.
Okay.
We, you know, we've done things which we regret, you know, and it's been, it's been rough.
Life has not been perfect.
But here's the thing: it's way, way more honest to just address that.
elijah schaffer
In the last 24 hours, believe it or not.
edward szall
Last 24 hours.
You're the CEO here.
Okay.
unidentified
Okay.
edward szall
Look.
unidentified
No, I'm saying going on.
elijah schaffer
Why do you mean Mendoza were working late?
No, but I was going to say, no, I mean, you don't sin every day.
I sin every day, you know?
And I mean, like, it's a genuine thing, you know?
And like, do you know what I love, though?
I don't, I feel like I'm going to be one of those girls that's like, how old are you?
Oh, you're 28.
You're a baby.
How old are you?
I'm 29.
Okay, I feel like I'm going to do one of these moments, but I do think there's somewhat something nice about Gen Z is that sometimes the only thing that they've done wrong is like pornography.
And it's like, oh, millennials don't even think that's wrong.
Everyone just looks at porn.
It's, it's like, yeah, millennials, I feel like millennials were like the last generation like went out and did bad stuff.
And Gen Z like doesn't go out and do bad things.
edward szall
Mike's about the dish.
michael mendoza
So no, no, it's true, though.
I was going to say that we grew up in a generation where in our 20s, we had Fort Loco, cheap Ubers, cheap Airbnb.
elijah schaffer
And the liquor store is sold to minors still.
You could still, my generation in high school, I still buy liquor from liquor stores in LA.
They didn't card you.
You know, they have like tap to go.
You just paid cash.
edward szall
Spring break goes wild.
elijah schaffer
Right?
You could drink as a minor.
And like, I got pulled over several times drinking as a minor.
And, you know, that's pretty great because, you know, if you have alcohol and there's a minor in the car, hopefully it's you or else you're going to be in a Diddy case.
You know what I mean?
But no, yeah, but it's like, we used to drink.
I remember like crazy.
Like, do you ever see those videos where it's like, mom, are you fine?
Me, yes.
Me actually dying in a field of alcohol poisoning at 15, you know, hoping I'm going to survive the night.
Like, dude, you used to be crazy.
And like, parents would let you drink.
Like, you know, growing up, you drink at your friends' houses.
And we'd have backyard parties.
And now it feels like Gen Z doesn't do anything.
So like, that's actually kind of good in its own way.
But it's like, they're actually having the least amount of sex of any generation.
Do you know about that?
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So you guys aren't sleeping around.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, I'll tell you why.
It's because it's easier than ever.
We normalize it.
I mean, Mike was talking about you have Tinder and you have all this stuff.
Is we have normalized how easy it is to download an app, literally lie in bed and get someone to come over and have sex with you.
Like no effort is required, at least in my parents' generation and even to the millennials to some degree.
You had to go out.
You had to pursue.
You had to go.
edward szall
You had to hunt, man.
braeden cooper sorbo
You had to walk up and meet someone.
You had to buy them a drink or buy them.
Like there was effort that was required.
And the difference is my generation doesn't have to try at all.
And so a lot of people have just opted out of it.
They've just decided, well, if it's really this easy, is it something worth getting?
And so what they've decided to do is save themselves for marriage.
And so you're saying, well, my generation isn't having sex one.
And it's not a bad thing.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, not at all.
It's an interesting thing because every generation's always slept around for the last few generations.
And then you guys just stop doing that.
edward szall
Well, there's a little bit of a microcosmic test here in Florida specifically because they banned porn at the beginning of the year.
At least most of the porn sites.
I don't know if you've noticed this, but you listen to the porn sites are crazy.
elijah schaffer
Backdoor slot7.com, even six.com, five.com.
Even number nine is pre-banned.
edward szall
You can Google things for the show now and you're not going to have to like blur the NDI.
But that's the point is like this generation specifically in Florida, I play pickleball with a lot of younger guys, like about 18 to 25 years.
Oh, you played, bro.
I do.
braeden cooper sorbo
I'm like a 3-5.
elijah schaffer
Well, I've never played, but we have a bunch of pickleball courts at Lifetime.
edward szall
We should do an episode out there.
That'd be kind of fun.
elijah schaffer
You know, you have the membership at Lifetime.
We have like really nice pickleball, covered pickleball courts.
edward szall
This place is awesome.
All right.
It was going with this is that I kind of tested this.
I asked them, and it's not even on the radar that it's been banned.
They're just not even thinking to look at that kind of stuff.
All the guys are out there that they are from the community I'm at here in Florida.
They have actually greatly benefited from that being removed from the search algorithm and those other things.
I mean, it's still there on X, it's still there on Instagram.
But the point being is it has enriched Florida.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, that's just it.
And so it is kind of a twofold solution.
One hand, it got banned.
And so a lot of my generation is just, eh, you know, screw it, we'll go do something else.
And on the other hand, you have a generation because we're saying, well, we're not having sex.
Well, many guys aren't even talking to girls.
They're getting blasted online for looking in a girl's direction on her gym TikTok of her wearing nothing.
elijah schaffer
It's true, man.
They're not the policing in the liberal world now.
It's not fun to be worldly anymore.
Like, it's like, I like what attracted me to the world was like the promiscuity, the drugs, the sex.
And, you know, what's in your face?
edward szall
Have you seen some of this crap in the gyms, man?
Like, girls are wearing these, like, it's ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm saying, but the policing now, like, if you go to liberal sides, it's like a bunch of just me too stuff now.
And like, like, everyone's just like, like, I even watched them, like, I couldn't believe this was like a real podcast.
There's some kid that was interviewing one of Zerka's friends, and the guy was like, I feel like I was like in an episode, like what Mormons say that the world's like, you know, like, you say a Mormon propaganda piece.
The guy's like, Zerka doesn't do drugs, man.
And the guy was like, no.
In the bathroom at Jack Doherty's place, Zerka and I did cocaine.
And the guy's like, oh, he really does this.
He goes, dude, no way.
Zerndo doesn't do drugs.
Like, bro, is this, bro?
You've never done Coke, brother?
Like, it's like, it's like, no, but I'm saying it's Coke, dog.
And also, it's my Zerka.
It's Miami.
michael mendoza
He's the cocaine crusader.
Everyone knows this.
elijah schaffer
Also, yeah.
Also, the fact that I haven't done cocaine with Zerka is a sad thing for me.
I'm just kidding.
edward szall
No, but Miami is too easy.
Michael and I were having a cigar in Miami.
And there was this chick that joined us.
She was like a waitress.
It's too easy.
It's too easy.
elijah schaffer
I have to make a rule.
No drugs.
I can't do it.
It's like I had to make a rule for myself.
This is this is how slow I am in my Christian development.
I had to make a rule with my friend, like, hey, in my life, I'm not allowed to do cocaine.
And like, that was a big step for me.
edward szall
Well, there are actually some priests who are doing snuff.
I think it was the 14th, 15th century.
One famous case, a priest did snuff right before giving a sermon and he actually puked right over the altar and yeah, yeah, it's a very infamous case.
And then they made a papal decree to ban doing essentially cocaine prior to well, this is what we use here: zins and albums.
elijah schaffer
But I think we're going to get a cigar after, right, or something.
unidentified
Are we?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yes.
I'm not going to do nicotine right now.
So I'll probably do a cigar after.
We have a if anyone's ever in the area and you want to, oh, Homer, if you're watching as well and you want to meet us at the cigar lounge after, text Mendoza and let him know if you want to come.
edward szall
But he's pretty satisfied from the Brayden pick.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, $100, thanks for the, no, but we have cigars in the locker.
But what I was going to say about like with this stuff is like, he's like, actually, my generation is crazy out here.
When I was in Australia, you know, Coke's $500 a gram.
You know, it's $500 there.
It's crazy.
edward szall
Goodness gracious.
elijah schaffer
$500 in Australia.
braeden cooper sorbo
I have no point of reference for drugs.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's like, what, 50 bucks here?
edward szall
Probably.
Take about 400 Hours it would take you to work to get that.
That's a good frame of reference for it.
elijah schaffer
No, it's like 40 or 50.
edward szall
It's cheap, you know?
elijah schaffer
But it's like 40 or 50 bucks.
Any of them I've really had, it's always been like pretty much free because the environments I'm in.
But I was joking with him earlier.
I was like, Yeah, this is the only studio I've ever worked in where people aren't slamming lines of coke all the time.
And like, I'm naturally spurgy and like all over the place.
So it's like actually kind of crazy.
Like, if you ever see me on like an Adderall, I have a prescription for Adderall, and occasionally I'll take one.
I don't like to take them.
And I'm like, it's insane what it does to me now these days.
edward szall
The superpower a little bit.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, mix that with alcohol and you're like a motor mouth.
But it's like, I'm more like in the mode where like, I think Gen Z also like a lot of Gen Z are so like it's kind of this way of like I've said, like, if you ever like look at a lot of porn or you're in sin for a while and you do a lot of sin, no matter what it is, like it's like if you drink three, four days and a well, bro, you feel what?
Horrible, you never want to drink again.
I think Gen Z kind of got brought up into like, there's, they just have so much like porn and corruption and things around them that like you probably just, it's kind of just gross.
Like you're like, it's like, I don't even want to be involved in it because I see what happens.
It's like you get into porn, all of a sudden, you're gay, you know?
And that's what happens to people.
So I think that it's like, you know, it's just, it's a real, it's a real thing.
And so you're just like, I'm just going to just separate myself from the world now.
And they always say that's like literally Gen Z are a bunch of like prude Amish conservatives, but they're godless, which is weird.
They're like godless, but they're, they're also modest, too.
You ever see how the girls dress?
They dress like lesbians.
braeden cooper sorbo
Half of them.
The Christian ones do, but then you get the other side of Gen Z, which is like the millennials before, where they're just like, we're just going to go crazy because the world doesn't matter.
And there's no God, so I can do whatever I want.
And so they're the ones making the porn because obviously 85% of guys in America have admitted to watching porn in the past month.
That does not lie.
Well, like, it does include a significant portion of Gen Z.
I mean, 18 to 25 year olds aren't even approaching women.
It's like 45% of them haven't approached a woman in real life.
So they're just watching porn.
And so all the girls are moving over to porn, like the OnlyFans thing, because it's easier for them to make the porn for the men to consume to just perpetuate the problem.
And then you have the extremists on the other side who are like the Christian nationalists who are just going, well, I'm not going to partake in any of this.
I'm just going to wait till marriage because statistically speaking and scientifically speaking, couples that get married and pray together have a 99% chance of success, only a 1% chance of divorce.
It's like, I would rather have one successful marriage because I grew up in a world looking at what broken homes do to children and what broken families actually do to the communities around them.
And I don't want to perpetuate that problem.
It's called, it's a pastor was talking about it.
He said, it's your, it's, it's generational curses, essentially.
So it's like, as my generational curses that I've been handed down, whatever that may be, I'm going to break them.
You know, my dad, his grandpa, or my grandpa, his dad, didn't hug his kids.
He was like a handshake guy and a guy.
So my dad instituted hugging in my family.
So my next step is to go, you know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
It's like you break down those little trust me on that.
Do you ever, do you, you have kids?
We have kids.
unidentified
No, not yet.
elijah schaffer
No, do you know what sucks?
It's like, what sucks is like when you see that your kids, like my son, no matter what I buy him, he likes to play with trash, you know?
So I, I hope his taste in women isn't similar.
edward szall
Well, but there's something, there's something very wholesome about that.
It's, it's more that your son has chosen to play with something that's like just its own, his own thing.
It's like Legos.
elijah schaffer
Like, yeah, he doesn't want the toy.
He wants the trash that it came in.
And it's like, I just reminded myself, you know, my son wakes me up often.
He's like, wake up, dad.
And he's like, play, play.
And he doesn't know how to play, but he's trying, you know?
And I just like, you know, now like what he wants is time with his dad.
You know, what he wants is quality time, right?
He just wants to be together.
And there's like the sense that, like, you know, I just want to make sure that like, I don't not spend time with my kids because my parents spent time with me, but it's like, you know, we have a startup going here and it's a lot of work.
And, you know, it's tough.
You know, it's just a lot of hours of what we men, men would relate to this, you know, a lot of guys out there, you would just work long hours.
So you work a lot of days.
Most of you probably work six or seven days a week if you're trying to support your family.
Like the whole idea of like having weekends and stuff.
What the hell?
Like if you have a weekend, you're probably doing handiwork and you might even have a second job.
Like, I don't know any man that doesn't work six or seven days a week at this point.
It's, it's tough, but you know, reminding you, it's like, we can't lose sight of what matters.
Like you said, why are we doing what we're doing?
Make sure you spend time with your kids.
Make sure you have kids.
Make sure that you, you know, that you have children, you spend time with them.
And also, it's like, and you figured out.
So I figured out, it's like, I'll just spend time with my kids in the morning because I don't have time right now at night.
So then I'll, you know, wake up really early.
Like, you know, it's like, you got to wait up at like six and then you come home at like 10 and it sucks, but that's when you have time.
That's when I have time.
And so it's like, it's, but it's tough, you know, and I'm not going to lie, it's tough.
But I would like more time with my kids at night.
I would like to see them grow up.
But unfortunately, we need to talk about the big, beautiful bill.
So that's what I'd rather.
That's what I'd rather do than raise my kids.
edward szall
This does all actually time.
Do you think about this?
Our quality of life, right?
The things that we would like to spend some money and spend some resources.
If we're going to go into debt for, we'd like to probably get some more time to spend time with our kids, you know, have kids, have families that you don't, it's not going to take up 80 to 100 hours of your week to produce for.
You know, but here's the thing with it.
Both everyone at this table, we're generations that have essentially been used by the older generation, right?
The porn that Brayden was speaking about, this issue, they were okay with this industry exploding, right?
I mean, this industry really rose through the third industrial revolution, the expansion of the internet.
And of course, one of the biggest content expansions during the internet was porn websites, right?
Our parents, you know, God bless their hearts, man, they didn't do enough to protect us from this stuff.
All right.
And moving forward to, I mean, the Diddy stuff.
Look, the Diddy case, that's happened in every city in the country.
It is younger people that have been used and abused by celebrities, politicians, and other people.
I mean, the Justin Beaver case is a microcosm of what's happened to many younger people, both in conservative media all the way up to entertainment.
elijah schaffer
I mean, he was stretched.
Everyone knows that.
edward szall
Golly, that's terrible.
elijah schaffer
I'm just saying, okay, you can.
Poor guy.
You know, most people I knew in LA were taken advantage of by adults.
And you know what I mean?
Like, it's, it's like, you can tell.
Like, I can look in his eyes and like tell that, like, you know, he has a lot of pain and a lot of trauma in those eyes.
You can just see it.
I think everyone relates too, but it's like, that's, yeah, like you said, this generation just like they cashed in on us.
Like, it's kind of like the debt how we're like, oh, future generations, they made all their decisions and they never had to live with the consequences.
They never have to because their $200,000 home in LA is worth $4.5 million now.
And it's like we were saying, where does like, like, even with now, it's like, who has money?
It's just the middle class then is now the upper class now because they retain their money and then they don't even like give it to their kids.
It's like, well, you got to earn your own money.
I got to go to go.
They blow it on cruises and stuff like that.
It's like, you're a Nepo baby.
Do your parents, I'm going to put your parents on blast here.
Do your parents set you up for success or have they, have they done the white crime, which is just sail you off into the third heaven and let you struggle, struggle session yourself into whatever life you have.
edward szall
I mean, Brayden's here.
unidentified
I mean, look, he's in the media industry and it's wanting you to work, man.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Are you have your parents helped you get into the media industry?
braeden cooper sorbo
No, so I was homeschooled and through that was forced into writing my first and then second book.
Obviously, I did it of my own free will, but also it was definitely recommended, which I wish I could have brought right here because I forgot because I'm an idiot.
But I started my social media without my last name attached.
When it started blowing up, is when I finally attached my full name to it, just to prove that I could do it to myself.
And then, yes, my parents certainly helped because they care about me and they want me to be successful.
And at the same time, I pay rent via small loan of a million dollars.
I freaking wish, man.
But no, I work for everything I've had.
I've saved every dollar I've ever made.
When I was eight, I used to catch frogs next to the golf course that was like close to my house after school.
And I would sell them for a quarter outside karate class.
I did everything in my power possible to make money starting in first grade, you know, and so you get the whole Nepo, but it's like as parents, it is your job to set your children up for success.
And so some people are going to have a better go than others.
I understand that I have been blessed significantly more in different aspects than other people have.
And at the same time, I have been not blessed where other people have, right?
So it's like I have had different struggles than other people would have, i.e., with pornography and other things like that, where other people had a better, you know, spiritual life growing up as a kid or, you know, whatever.
But my parents certainly have helped fundamentally mold me and set me up so that I could become self-sufficient so that I didn't have to worry about, you know, like, like trying to, I, you know, they say the Nepo baby means like you just got raised in a nuclear family that raised you well.
elijah schaffer
I grew up in a different from a Nepo baby.
It's called the Nada baby, where your parents just give you a nada.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
It is funny.
It's just, you just get, you just get drifted off into the sea and they're like, hey, I hope we didn't even teach you how to change oil.
I hope you figure it out.
You know, like you ever, does anyone have relate to this?
You're like an adult.
Nobody prepared you for life.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, and then you like meet people from your hometown now and everybody is like, basically, this is sounds so elitist.
And I'm not talking shit because I help the people in my hometown.
So I'm not like casting doubt on them, but it's like people, they don't know how to help themselves.
And it's just like, it's like, it doesn't make any sense to me.
Cause I'm like, I grew up poor and with no examples.
And I just told myself every day I wasn't going to be poor.
And so I did the greatest thing you could ever do to make money, which is work in a field that is the most censored and demonetized means of living in the entire country.
edward szall
You're husband.
unidentified
Right.
edward szall
And just to show.
We're pretty, we're pretty, you know, biblically literate too.
We can, you know, bring this back to the parable of the prodigal son.
And if you think about what we're describing here, it is right for people with resources for parents to pour into your children.
I mean, you think about the prodigal son, one lesson is that really that son had to go out and really learn just how crappy the world is when you try not to work inside the parameters of what God's given us.
Two, the dad didn't give up on him.
Right.
I mean, obviously the dad in that parable is God.
God's never going to give up on us and is always looking down at us and trying to help us every aspect when we're pursuing the mission.
But in this respect, parents and the boomers really should take note of this.
Not only should they be happy to give to Braden, Elijah, or myself, but don't hold it over our heads, too.
unidentified
I know that we've had Kevin Sarbo should be giving stuff to be an Edward.
edward szall
That's true.
braeden cooper sorbo
Mike, that does the right thing.
elijah schaffer
He gave Kevin Sarbo to give us some more stuff.
edward szall
He gave us Brayden.
elijah schaffer
That's actually true.
That's actually not a bad thing.
No, but with the investment, I just bring up the fact that it's like, it is crazy to me because the world I was told, like, I was told how to survive in the world, and I wasn't ever told that, really.
It's like, I was actually like, I was actually made to a really weak person.
And in like the way that the world works, like even conservatives be like, you just need to go to a gas station in Mississippi.
edward szall
Or join the army.
Drink the GI dance.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Or what does James Lindsey say?
Work at Chipotle.
It's a good job.
You know, it's like, I don't know.
He's like, dude, his nipples are protruding through his shirt.
You know, he's like, out of air because his diabetic spike is going on.
edward szall
That astrochurch is not working, by the way.
elijah schaffer
It's not working.
It's not working.
Jeb, you know, you can like, every time I see him, somehow I hear whimpering from Jordan Peterson in the background.
I was like, oh my God, I like him.
He's a great guy.
edward szall
He's a very smart guy.
elijah schaffer
He's a very smart guy.
You're like, hey, you're Mickey Mouse, aren't you?
But no, no, but on the side note, it's like Mickey Mouse is on camera.
I've had to learn, even with this industry, it's like, we all know the dirty rotten grifters.
That works thrown on with a lot of people.
It's a job.
It is a griff.
Media is a full-on griff.
But it's like, dude, you see people that are like, we're going to do the greatest Trump dance that ever happened.
Like, what the hell are you doing?
That's a grown man who pays taxes, by the way.
Grown man who pays taxes doing that.
Do you ever think that when you see like the grifters?
Like, that person pays taxes and has children.
That's crazy.
Like, they're selling their soul for a couple dollars.
That's embarrassing, first and foremost.
Why don't you just do what the rest of us do and be racist?
That'll work better.
Joke, I'm joking.
I'm totally joking, but we don't want that.
edward szall
That's no, Elijah's definitely joking.
He has brown employees now.
elijah schaffer
That's actually, we actually are very multi-we're very multicultural, a very multicultural business.
But no, but in terms of the actual standards for what we want, I was just saying that like one thing that we lost, you said the vision.
We never taught our kids, like my generation, we're not taught what our purpose was here on earth.
We were given bullshit answers, like it's to honor God and live for God.
But what does that mean?
You know, because you get a lot of this stuff in our culture about like that's passed down where people think they did something, you know?
It's like, oh, I taught my kids to live for God.
What the hell are you talking about?
Because like these pastors will be like, you know, we can't mix God in politics.
You know, God says to provide for your wife, look out for your wife like God loves his church and provides for his church.
And you go, okay, well, guess what providing means?
It means working a job.
And I was never taught how to make money.
You know, rich people are taught how to make money work for them, not work for money.
And I've had to figure out how to make money work for me, not very well, but it's still doing better than my parents did.
And then you go down with beyond that.
It's like, nobody tells you, you know, it's like, well, just don't do drugs.
Sometimes you need to to get through the day.
It's called caffeine.
Anyone do it before?
I need it almost every day.
So it's like, nobody tells you the fact that like, you know, when you're going through life, you know, people are mean and evil and people are going to destroy you.
And, you know, you live in this gynocentric world and you need to try to fight evil, you need to crush evil.
But how do you freaking do it?
Parents gave themselves these ideas.
Even churches do this today where it's like, be a good Christian.
Don't be political.
Don't do this.
And it's like, you know, if I'm going to protect my wife, I've got to make sure that Lakeworth citizens are not near my neighborhood.
You know, I don't live in a Lakeworth town.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, that's a practical decision.
Like, why are white parents not telling their children?
Like, I had to tell my wife when she moved here, if you avoid interactions with Lakeworth people, your chances of interacting with random violence or problems on the street is going to go down about 90, 99%.
The chances of you being randomly mugged, killed, anything, if you just stay away from these people in general, where they congregate when they're in groups, I had to give the thing.
If you're in an amusement park and you see a bunch of groups, them gathering, leave.
We don't go to water parks because these people are there and it's dirty and gross.
Like, why does no one telling their people?
It's all just like these ideas of like, you know, honor God and work hard.
It's like, why don't you give real practical advice?
Tell me how the world really works.
Why?
You don't want to be mean?
Because guess what?
I learned it the hard way, right?
I almost, I've been accused of things.
I've been attacked.
I've been everything, you know, physically, mentally, spiritually, constantly censored.
No one told me how nasty and crazy the world is.
I learned one way or another.
And now I'm prepared.
I'm going to prepare my kids and tell them the truth.
But our parents fucking lied to us, man.
And they just, they lied to us by keeping away the reality of the world because they didn't want to be racist and sexist.
And even the Christians.
And it's like, you didn't tell me anything.
And why am I finding this out as an adult?
What did you do for me?
And I feel a little bit of resentment, you know?
edward szall
Well, the cost-benefit analysis was completely incorrect on their behalf.
They thought they were helping us by not revealing to us like the horrible nature of the world.
And also that they took the rebellion against their own parents way too far because a lot of them will say, oh, I don't want to be tough like my dad was.
My dad was a World War II veteran.
He used to beat me as a kid.
He used to be tough.
He used to tell me, you know, he used to be really harsh for me.
You know, sometimes you need to be told those things because the world's going to tell you those things.
You might as well hear it from your mom and dad who love you.
Right.
And then you'll have some time to get over it.
The world doing it in a job or in a relationship.
Well, the world is tough.
So there's no way we're about to.
I mean, with the marriage thing, no one tells you you're going to get in fights with your wife.
No one's going to tell you you have to eat crap sometimes, you know, in regard to, you know, not really giving it back sometimes if you're getting screamed at by your parents.
elijah schaffer
No one told you about marriage.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
They never told me, they never told you, like Mark Lohine or something.
edward szall
But they were fighting, they wouldn't even fight around us.
They were like, oh, okay, banished in the way.
You need to, sometimes you need to see your parents fight.
All right, you need to see that that's real.
elijah schaffer
Mark said that.
He goes, no one ever tells you growing up that it's okay if you hate your spouse sometimes.
Like, I raise that on the show.
He's like, he's like, it's okay because there are seasons where you will, if you're married for at least five years, you will, there will be seasons where you literally start to despise each other, hate each other, and that's okay because you're seasons where you love each other.
unidentified
You'll love more than anyone else.
edward szall
You've just got through that stuff.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's like, but it's like, he said that.
It's like, true.
No one says in marriage, it's like, you know, hey, you know, young guys, get married.
I'm like, hey, guys, marriage is a lot of fucking work.
And it's not because I'm talking about my wife.
I'm talking about all men, period.
You are voluntarily putting a woman in your house, you crazy psycho fucking freak.
You're letting a woman in your bedroom.
What are you doing?
You know, like it is crazy.
It's like, you have this creature.
You know, those games you play, but then you go hang out with the boys.
You got to go back home to that every night.
You got a game.
You're not in a constant game.
You're in squid games, right?
It's squid games.
That's what you live in.
It's what marriages.
But I'm not saying this in a bad way.
It's like, it's like, yeah, but just like working out and things that are that are, you know, very hard and take a lot of dedication and discipline.
The reward is great.
Also, reward, like, it's like people, you know, you know, separate children and marriage.
Like, guess what you can get in a marriage when you're you can get children out of it that have a mother and like there's some benefit of having a stable mom that you pour into to raise those kids so that you have stable human beings because you know, so you like have some purpose because having kids brings purpose.
Like it's literally insane when you have kids.
Like I miss my heart aches for my children like all the time.
I'm sitting in my office and I'm like, you know, gonna sound gay, but I love my kids.
I know it's kind of gay to say that publicly, but I do love them.
edward szall
Your kids are gonna love these episodes.
Oh, no, seriously.
elijah schaffer
I do love them.
edward szall
They're gonna be like, damn, that's dad.
Dad.
That's awesome.
Dad's base.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I hope so.
I mean, he goes, one of two ways with conservative kids.
edward szall
I'll just know if you're not.
Oh, no, they're like, I'm going to kill you.
elijah schaffer
No, but yeah, no, but no, but I'm saying, like, it's genuinely like, I'm sitting there.
I'm like, I love my son.
It's like, yeah, marriage has value.
I just think like even with marriage, anything, like, nobody like, why I'm trying to work to make sure I can help my kids buy a house when they get married.
Like, like, why is everything so retarded and backwards today?
Why are we not?
Why did our parents just like, you know, think like, oh, you can just, that's why we're rethinking life and life feels like we have no history.
What's reinvented life?
edward szall
Why a beautiful bill should have a provision that buys homes or subsidizes homes for families, Gen X, and millennials.
Like my Elijah and my generation were probably the last ones that can actually afford to even put a down payment for a home.
Your generation is just being set up to rent for the rest of your life.
braeden cooper sorbo
I know.
I'm looking just, I'm just looking out of curiosity right now and I'm going, this is scary.
Like we're talking about the big beautiful bill.
There should be provisions in it, one, to help afford houses, but there should be chill child subsidies.
unidentified
Yes.
braeden cooper sorbo
So when you have kids, the government should supplement your income.
They should aid you in that.
We should have a government that wants to promote healthy families instead of bringing people in across the border and importing migrants who are not compatible with society.
I mean, we're talking about this, this rant of ideals.
And the whole reason why our parents' generation or, you know, our parents and grandparents' generation thought so differently that they're like, well, I don't want to hurt my, I don't want to spank my kids.
I just want to teach them that the world is rainbows and butterflies is because the school system taught them to.
We implemented the school system as a means to, one, pull women away from their children and put them in their workforce, which let's be honest, is just daycare so that corporations can get the best years of a woman's life while promising, oh, we'll freeze your rags and you can use them whenever.
That's a lie.
Second, children are then pulled away from the family.
The Bible very clearly says in Proverbs, teach a child the way he shall go and he will not depart from it.
If you properly teach your children how to act and how to behave, one by leading with example, because children will follow example more than they will follow word, but two, by also word, the child will stay good most of the time, statistically speaking.
But when we pull the women away from the children and they don't have a nurturing kind of implementation in the household, and they pull the fathers away and they put the children in the school system, the school system teaches them to hate the country.
The parents are too busy focused on working so that they can afford rent and basic necessities that they don't even want to be mean to their kids because they just want to give the kids the life that they never had.
So the kids are not prepared for the world ahead.
Like Elijah was saying, no one tells you that marriage is work.
It's not perfect, but it is as close to community as we can build, right?
The first command that God gave Adam and Eve in the garden was, go forth, be fruitful, and multiply.
It's a good thing.
edward szall
Well, there's something you can hit on there is really neat to know that.
I recently read a study about the importance of the first nine years of a kid's life.
And it's not just that they be around the mom, it's around the dad.
unidentified
Yeah.
edward szall
We're so busy that we're literally losing the most foundational years of our kids' lives.
I mean, for me, my parents poured into me.
They made me go to a freaking math camp.
I had to do a lot of reading between those young years.
And my parents pushed me in those first nine because your brain gets developed during that time.
If you don't nurture the kids during that time, they're going to be cooked for the next 40.
Okay.
Like a lot of people, they peaked because that's the peak they can get to because mentally they were not nurtured during those first nine.
elijah schaffer
It's actually true.
You can also see too with like my younger son, he's developing a lot faster than my other son because he has a brother to look after.
You know, they say they say that typically too.
Yeah, which is like normal, you know, where like he's already almost like walking and he's not even a year old, you know, and it's like kind of crazy.
And he's like speaking and stuff like that.
Versus my other son, you know, my mother can like read now too, which is when he's like two, but like read different words and recognize, you know, sounds or to get, you know, whatever.
And like, you know, you do see this importance, but they have a good mom.
And I got to say this: if you guys want practical advice, not everyone can stay home and afford to make their wife stay home and stuff.
So I'm not going to preach to you guys that I have a solution, but I do have some advice on where to start.
If you do want to see your life improve, watch two shows every single day.
Number one, put my screen, watch Liz Wheeler every single day and then Fresh.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Because he has a warning: don't buy a car until you watch this.
unidentified
An hour and 23 minutes.
elijah schaffer
Don't do it.
And Liz Wheeler.
And I just got to say, I got to say, Liz Wheeler and Fresh start a show together called Liz is Fresh or Fresh Wheeler.
That's actually an even cooler name.
edward szall
She hasn't recovered from the Epstein binder.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I don't think I should just start commenting every day, like, nice Epstein binder.
That wasn't, dude, I'm going to tell you, that was so freaking embarrassing.
That was awful.
Literally, and by the way, someone in the chat, a woman, I wasn't saying that was bad having a woman in the bedroom.
I meant like, you know, men only want women in the bedroom, but for like 20 minutes, you know, I'm talking about.
edward szall
It's just a fact, Elijah, like the last generation, even before you stayed in separate bedrooms.
elijah schaffer
They used to.
edward szall
That wasn't normal.
It wasn't considered weird.
And it's also because just like you have different schedules.
Okay.
The men were working up early and women.
elijah schaffer
It's normal when you have young kids, though.
Like, most people I know, when they have a young kid, they sleep separately, like, especially when like they're nursing or whatever.
Like, it's pretty normal.
Like, sometimes I sleep with my wife and sometimes right now, the baby's in the bed.
So, like, whenever the baby's during this phase, we're in a separate, like, we're going to go back into the same bed on Saturday, but we didn't live in an apartment.
So, like, there's not a big enough bed to like put the baby there.
But it's like, so it's like, sometimes I'll just like, well, I try not to sleep with my little son, too, my other one, because, dude, what's up with toddlers?
Like, having the most psychotic sleep, they somersaults and give you like little forehead kisses at three in the morning, ask you for snacks.
Like, it's not a good situation.
But it's like, no, it's like very, very normal.
I mean, every, I'm not going to say anyone because maybe people don't want to talk about their personal lives.
Pretty much everyone I know who's got little kids pretty much sleeps separately.
And it's not because they hate each other.
It's some issue.
Like, why are you both going to lose sleep?
Like, someone's going to nurse the kid.
Why is the dad going to lose sleep?
Like, everyone's like, well, because we're going to suffer together.
Guys are so gay today.
Like, it doesn't make any sense.
edward szall
Like, we're not having periods together, okay?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, it's like, yeah, you're not pooping together.
You know, it's like, yeah, sleep together sometimes.
unidentified
Good.
elijah schaffer
Have sex.
Enjoy yourself.
You know, whatever.
But like, go get a damn night's sleep.
And maybe even let your wife have a night's sleep one night too.
You know, go sleep with the kid and let her get some rest or whatever.
Whatever you want to do, that's fine.
But also, why are we acting like it's not the woman's job to raise the children today?
I just know a few liberal egalitarians, and it's like the way they raise their kid is so gay.
You know, like, I don't judge anyone though, outwardly, but inwardly I do.
But they're always like, you know, you should share more of the load with your wife.
I'm like, yeah, well, let me just ask her if she could just put in 15 hours a week at a lifetime paying rent.
edward szall
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Let me ask her if she could, if she can help pay the let me ask, I'm going to ask my wife then if she can just pay the electrical bill this stuff.
It's like, no, I'm literally working a lot because I want her to stay home.
And we make a lot of sacrifices because when you have one income working, you just like, like, that's what the liberal friend I have, they married a feminist and she's like, they do 50-50.
And you're like, dog, your kid is two and a half years old.
It's not going to be 50-50.
Maybe the kid gets older, you can do 50-50.
But like, your kid needs mom.
It needs the freaking mom.
And moms want the kid.
Let the dad work.
Go work.
Work your ass off and go do whatever you want.
I'm just saying today, it's like even raising children became kind of gay.
However, I do know my situation.
Oh, and she doesn't work.
That was what I was going to say.
She's a stay-at-home mom wanting to do 50-50.
What the hell are you doing?
You're at home.
You don't work.
Your husband's working to pay for you to stay home and you want to do 50-50 with your kid.
I thought that was psychotic.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's insane.
elijah schaffer
She pays for her to stay home and she still and doesn't want to cook dinner sometimes.
He like cooks the dinner and stuff.
And you're like, I would divorce.
edward szall
No, you're right to do so.
elijah schaffer
Look, paying for a woman to stay home and not work and she's still making you do 50.
That's what I'm saying.
edward szall
It's this anti-male, you know, there's this real, this, this hatred that some of these women have.
And then they've, they've essentially multiplied this exponentially by having shows that they espouse this as some kind of working theory.
These women are freaking depressed.
They're a mess.
All right.
The originators of this, this garbage, Ellen DeGeneres being one of probably the prime example of this.
Look at her today.
She looks like death.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
edward szall
Okay.
Lesbian, 60, no Botox.
I mean, no one.
elijah schaffer
No one knows.
No foreskins injected.
edward szall
No foreskins injected.
Look, it's a failed strategy.
It leads to unhappiness throughout the rest of your life.
And look, the true model is let the man be the man.
All right.
Let us try to figure some things out, provide for the family.
And it's going to be a great example to the kids.
I mean, I didn't see my dad all the time, but I knew he was working his ass off.
My dad's done everything from project management to literally running a taxi cab.
Like, that's how hard my dad worked.
unidentified
My dad is actually the white minority among the men.
edward szall
No, no, no.
He's the white one.
He's a Polish, British.
elijah schaffer
Wait, are you half?
edward szall
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm half enough.
Yeah.
It's like ordered Starbucks.
elijah schaffer
That's why you have facial, normal, like, is this why you have normal white guy facial features, but your skin is Southern European?
edward szall
Yes, yeah, that's right.
elijah schaffer
Although Aryan, it's Aryan king.
michael mendoza
Yeah, also, Zahl isn't exactly an Indian last name either.
edward szall
It's short for Zelensky.
elijah schaffer
Really?
edward szall
Yeah.
Yeah.
There was some Jewish blood way back in the day.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I have Jews in my family, too.
unidentified
I have Jews in my attic.
edward szall
Oh, my God.
unidentified
I have some six feet under my lung.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, a couple of super chats here before we head over to the locals only section.
Chacobo Lawrence.
But anyway, I just still think that, like you're saying, yes, but I also think it's crazy.
If you're a man and you're paying for your wife to stay home, also, like, look, people here, like, I mean, our tech guy, everything, people, people, you know, have different marriages, different families.
Like I always say, we talk about interracial marriage and it's hard because everyone here is like interracially married and like we're all like, you know, we're the worst, we're the worst white supremacists in the history of white supremacy.
So true.
That's a joke, by the way.
This show's not about that.
But I do bring up the funny notion here of like, yeah, it's hard with parenting, though, because life is so expensive.
And I just always want to give caveat that.
That's why I don't lecture people like, your wife has to stay home.
It's funny that in 2025, like the ideal sign of wealth is what?
Your wife staying home, having more than two kids, and having a farm.
This is all woman aspired to.
Does anyone, does your wife want chickens or something like that?
Or she's city, did she want farm?
michael mendoza
Not really.
Well, kind of.
elijah schaffer
She wants rural, though, right?
michael mendoza
Rural, but not a farm.
elijah schaffer
But like, we don't mean like actually raising like corn, but like having some chickens, getting chickens.
Does your wife want chickens?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
And they want flightless ducks.
Which influencer got them that?
braeden cooper sorbo
Because they all want those little garden ducks.
Don't do ducks.
elijah schaffer
Why not?
braeden cooper sorbo
The poop is slimy and it gets everywhere and you slip.
I don't even like animals.
elijah schaffer
I used to kill them for a living.
I literally did surgeries.
I did medical surgeries and voluntarily mutilated, maimed, and hurt animals for the sake of scientific research.
Very few people can do that.
I was willing to take an oath that I would willingly violate animal HIPAA.
I would, yeah, I knew that I was causing trauma and death voluntarily to animals and had to sign legal paperwork because that's illegal to do.
But in this context, it was legal in the laboratory.
And it's like, I used to decapitate animals.
That was a job of mine for all just decapitating maimed and dying animals.
edward szall
What the hell goes on in LA, man?
braeden cooper sorbo
What doesn't go on in LA?
elijah schaffer
I literally, and that's what I was trying to do before I got into this when I was teaching.
I was like trying to get into this.
Anyways, it's just what I did.
So yeah, I literally had to separate myself from animals and I've never liked animals since.
People said psychotic, but I used to like animals.
I just had to like mentally, you know, you don't have a dog or anything.
I know how the Germans did it.
So I know it can be done again.
Or they someone say for the first time.
braeden cooper sorbo
You can't look at an animal.
edward szall
Perfect.
A perfect transition to the Auschwitz Alcatraz.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
edward szall
We're talking about that today.
elijah schaffer
We're going to go to that right now.
braeden cooper sorbo
Alligator Alcatraz.
elijah schaffer
Well, we're going to do that.
I'm going to read these two things.
We're going to talk about that.
Okay.
Chocolate Lawrence said the Epstein binder was the only second most embarrassing thing this Chiefs fans saw this year.
Okay, that's actually sad.
The Chiefs, I guess, have not been doing well.
Also, before we talk about the Alcatraz, we have two more super chats.
One from Noah S99 said, win Candace in the chat.
Why are we doing that?
braeden cooper sorbo
We were talking about Candace earlier.
edward szall
I think we were talking about race mixing, was it?
michael mendoza
No, we were just talking about Candace.
That was way earlier.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And we also had 20 bucks from Zestia.
You got to get some confetti.
michael mendoza
Oh, Carol.
I love it's on the second page now.
elijah schaffer
Is it?
michael mendoza
Yeah, it is.
elijah schaffer
Okay, we got to get that back on the front page.
It shouldn't be on the second page.
Legalized medical cocaine.
Okay.
Okay, so we need a transition.
Oh, and we also have Noah S99 said, Candace dick fit in your mouth for $5.
braeden cooper sorbo
So true.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, the show's been a little bit less professional the last couple weeks, but it's because some things are changing.
And then it's going to go back to being professional on Monday.
edward szall
We're very professional individuals.
I mean, very competent.
elijah schaffer
All right, let's talk about professionality.
I need to go to this.
So today, because I'm really, wrote this and spent a lot of time looking for this.
Today, Alligator Alcatraz, let's go ahead and take a look here, just opened up here in Florida.
I believe this is what it is.
It is literally a moat surrounding a city.
That's actually just Fort Lauderdale.
But this is what all Florida looks like, honestly.
braeden cooper sorbo
A lot of Lakeworth people there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, a lot of Lake Worth people.
Looking down here, so this is the new detainment center.
I want to play a video here as Trump was here today in Florida.
I like how someone told me, like, dude, Trump was here.
Go, dude.
Trump lives here.
It's not that big of a deal.
Like, just it's just insanity.
He lives up the street from here.
I was like, he's always here.
But he went to Alligator Alcatraz.
This is his home state.
It's funny to see him standing with Ron.
Ron is in high heels, I would imagine.
Check this out.
ron desantis
This is: we're offering up our National Guard and other folks in Florida to be deputized to be immigration judges.
We're working with the Department of Justice for the approvals.
I'm sure Cam will approve.
edward szall
They're not.
ron desantis
But then you have, I'll have a National Guard judge advocate here.
Someone has a notice to appear.
Biden would tell them to come back in three years and appear.
Now you'll be able to appear in like a day or two.
So they're not going to be detained, hopefully, for all that long.
We'll have people here in this facility that can make, you know, it's a bureaucracy.
The president's got to deal with the bureaucracy.
Now, that Supreme Court ruling was good because that's going to allow him to be able to exercise Article 2 the way founders intended.
But you still have bureaucracy.
So we want to cut through that so that we have an efficient operation between Florida and DHS to get the removal of these illegals done.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So you were there today.
Sorry, I just want to go ahead, but I wanted to hear what I don't even understand what this is, why they built it.
I've not been tracking this.
So go ahead.
braeden cooper sorbo
Isn't it interesting how he's like, this is how the founders intended?
I don't think the founders intended this much mass illegal immigration.
And I think they would have handled a little bit differently, assuming they were anything like the Zoomers of today.
But yeah, I want to hear about it.
elijah schaffer
It's looking at the Mexicans.
They went to war with them.
They shot them.
edward szall
Yeah.
Pentravilla.
Remember that?
Pentravilla?
elijah schaffer
Oh, I'm sure they don't remember it.
edward szall
Led to Mexican American War.
We actually almost, oh, small take.
We should have kept Mexico.
braeden cooper sorbo
We should have.
edward szall
100%.
elijah schaffer
Actually, Baja California should have been awesome.
That would have been beautiful.
edward szall
So I did go there today.
Went to Alcatraz, Alcatraz, Alligator Alcatraz, they call it, or the Gator Gulag, or as the Rift editorial crew came up with a new one.
Was it the Auschwitz?
Alligator Auschwitz.
elijah schaffer
It is alligator.
edward szall
Pretty good.
Pretty good, guys.
So I saw it all.
It's real.
The Gators are real too.
elijah schaffer
There is alligators around there.
edward szall
But it's the perfect prison.
elijah schaffer
Perfect.
Where is it?
Is it near Tampa or where is it?
edward szall
No, no, no.
It's actually nearer to Naples.
It's about West Coast.
Yeah, it's west of here.
I'd say about two hours west of here.
Ocachoe, it's really the beginning of the Everglades.
That's the location.
elijah schaffer
And Everglades go all the way across to here, too.
edward szall
Yes, that's right.
elijah schaffer
So this is the real swamp.
edward szall
The real swamp.
elijah schaffer
I'm just like clarifying to people.
Do you know why they like, do you know why they chose this?
edward szall
Well, they chose this because it's remote.
I mean, that's the first thing.
So this is, I took some footage today.
You're seeing this is the outskirts of the prison.
If you were to escape, let's say you're a member of Trende Diagua, you're going to have to navigate this.
There literally is no gas stations.
There's no liberals that might be empathetic to your cause.
You're going to have to go through swampland.
And I'll tell you today, you will die.
There are alligators and crocodiles and snakes and malaria-borne mosquitoes.
If you're not going to die from a rattlesnake, you will die from exhaustion and dehydration.
It is not great.
And you know what?
It's very cheap.
I've been very impressed with this play.
And there's actually about eight to nine other locations in Florida that will meet this too, with money that we've already paid in taxes for the hurricane relief stuff.
So they're just going to bring the generators, the connexes.
It's a pretty great plan.
That's why I'm a little bit suspicious, just naturally, why the hell all this came together in about a month and why we weren't doing this before.
Obviously, political ambitions of both Christy Noam, the former governor of South Dakota, and of course, Ron DeSantis, who's terming out, but his wife is wanting to come in.
I think there's a perfect storm now that we actually can build these.
But I confirmed again that it's real.
The alligators, by the way, I needed to see this because a lot of people are saying the alligator, even I heard Ron DeSantis during one of the press conferences saying, oh, okay, well, there's not really a ton of alligators.
No, the alligators are real.
And to prove this, we actually went into the swamp area.
It was not smart.
I mean, this is like, look, guys being guys, we're going to do dumb stuff sometimes.
I got cornered by Gators.
Literally, I found a path near the outskirts of this camp.
And there might be footage of it.
I think I sent it to your producer.
I'll have to send the Dropbox to him right now.
I'm describing this.
elijah schaffer
You sent it to me.
edward szall
Yeah, I'll send it to you.
I'll send the drop box.
elijah schaffer
Send it on X if you can.
Is it this one?
michael mendoza
Is it this one?
edward szall
No, I think.
michael mendoza
Hey, Ed, look up.
edward szall
No, that actually is the drone.
So, first of all, you get there.
And Elijah, you know this because you've been through a lot of media stuff.
So you get there.
It's just a whole crap show there.
It just got done raining.
And that's why I could get away with launching the drone at this point.
Everyone was like, they're just being cowards.
unidentified
They're like, you're going to get arrested if you launch a drone toward the facility.
edward szall
I was like, look, man, I drove out in the middle of nowhere.
I just got drenched.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
elijah schaffer
And it's muggy.
It's hot outside.
edward szall
It's freaking hot.
I was like, you know, whatever.
Lord, what you're seeing right now is I've launched the drone.
I'm heading toward Alligator Alcatraz.
All right.
This is the aerial view.
I think Elijah is.
elijah schaffer
This was Ballsy of you, by the way.
You're a great journalist.
I try.
edward szall
Yeah, we try.
elijah schaffer
We try.
I would have been too much of a coward to launch a drone.
edward szall
I saw you on J6.
You were a freaking Elijah.
You guys don't know this.
Plus, you brain.
You'll have to look at some of Elijah's stuff going back to the riot stuff.
Elijah is brave.
He went out there.
I think half the time didn't even have a freaking bodyguard or a cameraman.
He was the cameraman.
Elijah went into situations where he would get freaking lynched.
Okay.
So you got to have that spirit.
That's what it really means to do this.
Especially.
elijah schaffer
That's how LA was.
I was just in LA two weeks ago covering the riot.
unidentified
You did.
edward szall
Yeah.
unidentified
You still got to go.
elijah schaffer
You can still see my hands burned from the pepper balls.
It's like permanent slash.
edward szall
Well, I heard Sarah was getting coffee, by the way.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, okay, so look at that.
edward szall
There's literally an MMA guy protecting you guys.
She's getting coffee.
elijah schaffer
You can see like the permanent scars from the pepper ball.
I have scars all over my body from the riot.
And yeah.
And then like, Sarah was like, I don't know why she was coming to the riots.
I was like, you shouldn't.
Originally, it was like a protest.
I was like, don't come.
It's unsafe.
We cannot protect you.
It is currently, you will get arrested.
I'm not bailing you out.
Like, sorry, it's done.
And then they were like, I think she took like a picture or something in front of it.
I was like, my job's done here.
And then went and got coffee.
Or is there some food?
And I was like, that is like diabolical to do a photo.
That's like, that's the girl meme, you know, with like her for at least, I guess, made pretty soon after.
edward szall
I want to be fair to Sarah.
She did put some effort.
elijah schaffer
She was excited.
She did a good job.
edward szall
She was excited.
elijah schaffer
No, she did a good job.
Also, by the way, check out Sarah Stock.
Sarah C. Stock shows a new interview with Dr. Taylor Marshall, Catholicism, on why the dangers of Zionism as a theology.
Catholic theologian.
It's really good.
It's doing very well.
Check it out.
Sarah C. Stock.
We'll probably end up launching that video on our channel as well on Saturday, maybe, to try to boost it.
But make sure you guys, again, just promote it.
Sarah does have a channel.
She has a YouTube channel.
You should follow it.
But keep going on the Alligator Alcatraz stuff.
edward szall
Yeah, so Alligator Alcatraz, it's supposed to house about 5,000 illegal immerse.
They're going to be held there between the period that you can legally send them back to the countries and process them and all this other stuff.
They did do something interesting.
When you enter Alligator Alcatraz, this facility, there's actually in both English, in Spanish, maybe in Somali too, there is a step-by-step guide how to self-deport yourself.
Like if you decide, once you get to this hellhole and you're sweating your butt off and you're essentially getting malaria from all the mosquitoes and these other things, which is far worse, by the way, than getting eaten by an alligator.
I think just getting eaten alive by mosquitoes should be enough of a deterrent.
elijah schaffer
It's the bugs.
And by the way, the alligators are eating people.
A woman was just eaten.
So this is the entrance right here, right?
edward szall
Yep, right there.
Yeah.
So Dom Lucre, very brave fella.
I quite love Dom.
elijah schaffer
Was he with you?
edward szall
Yeah, he came out there with me.
So you'll see, Dom.
We actually.
michael mendoza
This is just one second, by the way.
I don't know if I can.
edward szall
Yeah, I cut just to show the police.
This is what it looked like.
But there's some other footage in there, and I'll just kind of describe that portion.
So when I got there, there were protesters, you know, Indians, not the dot dot, but the feather.
elijah schaffer
I have a quick clip.
Let's play this.
I go to my screen here.
Check this out.
These are the protesters out in front of here from CNN.
unidentified
I heard a front to the people, the nature, the community of South Florida.
This is an environmentally destructive and spiritually poisonous prison camp.
But they want to construct on sacred land and sensitive habitat that cannot be allowed to stand.
edward szall
So I love that you played that.
So this white environmental protester, last name Cosner, okay?
This fella, he was actually brought in by an organization in Miami.
I was to get one of the organizers.
When I showed up, there was a bunch of brown people and white organizers.
I mean, some might say that's kind of base.
unidentified
I don't know.
edward szall
Maybe a former feudalism.
South Florida white people.
They're like, no, no.
braeden cooper sorbo
The whites are in charge of the Browns again.
edward szall
Exactly.
And in this case, they actually shipped these people in.
They bust them in to protest, not just today, but this entire week.
We convinced, Dom was perfect for this.
We convinced them to reveal the deal.
And then they caught on to it as we were asking the question about it, but they revealed that a lot of the people had been busted in.
They're getting paid to show up there.
And look, there's no protests that are authentic anymore.
Let's just be honest about this.
Even what we saw there.
So we got the flyer and we got the information.
It's like the, they call it like the Indian Heritage Youth Group or something out of Miami.
It's like a white kind of guilt group that's given money toward preserving Indians.
Well, let's just own it, man.
We took the land and we're proud about it.
All right.
So, and then we're using it now to build these, these great, these great jails.
All right.
But part of one of the things we saw, it is going to be effective.
Not just the alligators, but put up the footage while he's talking.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
edward szall
It is remote.
And this is inside, of course.
I mean, it's not cages with kids inside.
Look, we're making bunk beds.
It's a decent facility.
elijah schaffer
They get beds.
edward szall
Yeah, but they're not going to live here.
This is a terrible place to live.
That's the point.
It's not supposed to be the Ritz-Carlton.
It is the alligator Auschwitz.
You're going to show up there and you're going to hate.
braeden cooper sorbo
You're getting too much.
elijah schaffer
They're not basic enough.
braeden cooper sorbo
But like I said, lampshades.
elijah schaffer
They're going to have masturbation machines that are going to kill people, apparently.
It's really happened, by the way.
I love how people are saying this is like, you know, Auschwitz or this is the Holocaust.
And that's actually funny to me because if this is the Holocaust, then what was the Holocaust?
edward szall
Well, they have a commissary.
They'll have a soccer team.
They'll have all kinds of things.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
Like, this is a dying facility orchestra.
Well, this is nice.
I like, we're not going to go.
I mean, so this is a nice facility.
So like, that's just like, I think people shoot themselves in the foot with these comparisons to World War II.
I think it's like, you know, kind of crazy.
edward szall
But the music is.
They're intellectually not just dishonest, but they're just vacant.
Like, they use that.
They use that analogy because they're not human beings.
A lot of them are just vapid retards that are Twitter accounts, right?
Yes.
In reality, the worst of the worst are going to get sent to this place.
It is probably maybe arguably one of the most base things that DeSantis or President Trump has done.
Actually, Dom Lucre, he put together a video with some of the footage.
You want to see this?
It's pretty, actually, pretty fun.
elijah schaffer
Is there sound?
edward szall
Yes, there should be sound.
unidentified
That's the idea.
elijah schaffer
I got this.
edward szall
I almost got eaten by an alligator.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to turn that out, though, because we'll get it.
edward szall
Is it going to hit?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, on YouTube.
We'll get a copyright.
edward szall
Yeah, so I snuck up on that gator to show they're there.
Okay, they're there.
That big boy, this is where I kind of realized I kind of messed up.
That one and behind me, there's like a 10 to 15 foot gator that are blocking the path.
And here it is.
Look at this freaking thing that is going through this dinosaur.
unidentified
Jeez.
elijah schaffer
Look at that, that's you know, like, this is going to sound a little bit weird, but like, there's very few things that like frighten me in this world.
And while I know that the swamp puppies, you know, are generally peaceful creatures.
You know, there's a lot of things in the world they say are generally peaceful, you know, that are really not.
These are dinosaurs.
People are like, cousins are dinosaurs.
No, they're dinosaurs.
And it's just like they're so ferocious when you see them in person.
They're all over here.
They're in Boca, you know, on the waterways.
You shine the flashlight at night.
They're all over right here.
edward szall
They will kill you and kill your dog.
Yeah, you wouldn't think twice.
elijah schaffer
I'm just saying, like, it's like, it's, they're just, you see them sometimes, and they're just like so gnarly.
I mean, the iguanas here as well were crazy.
I ran over one.
His arms went flying.
It was crazy.
unidentified
But he was still doing these medical experiments.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but no, but keep your dog away from a lot of your kids.
unidentified
I will.
elijah schaffer
Dom, dude.
michael mendoza
Dom with the burberry glasses.
edward szall
I love a bad.
michael mendoza
I was actually like going to ask him.
edward szall
He sacrificed those today to help me out, by the way.
They broke.
michael mendoza
I was actually going to ask about that.
elijah schaffer
They were expensive.
$800.
michael mendoza
Was he wearing Prada jeans too?
And then some Louis Vuitton sneakers.
edward szall
He was worth fleet.
He came very well dressed.
He was iced out.
Yeah.
Dom was always welcome.
elijah schaffer
Because I like Dom too.
But what's up with Lake Worth people in displaying brands?
Like none of us are displaying brands really at all, right?
edward szall
Well, for Dom, it is truly, it's a show success.
I mean, for Dom.
elijah schaffer
Does it work on them?
Does it work on them?
Because it's not working.
I don't see names.
edward szall
Dom makes them look nice, you know?
elijah schaffer
No, but I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm like Dom.
I'm saying I know this is a Lake Worth thing.
Like I understand Lake Worth people actually, but I, but I don't understand.
So is it for them then?
braeden cooper sorbo
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Is it for other Lake Worth?
Because I know that people like West Palm residents, you know, like myself, like yourself, which are different than the Lake Worth people.
We don't aren't impressed by brand names.
I find I find brand names to be tacky.
Like, not that if you want to buy something nice, I got a friend who like a nice pair of like cartier glasses or whatever, but they weren't like, I'm telling them they're not logoed out.
If you want to buy like a nice wallet of Louis Vuitton or something, like that's different.
It's like a Paco boss jacket.
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's not, you know, the same as wearing a supreme shirt.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Well, not even, yeah, but boss.
Remember, get your brands right.
Hugo boss is cheap.
Boss is expensive.
edward szall
Hugo boss did great uniforms.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
Just going to say, but if you get boss, if you had a boss jacket, you had to spend, you know, 15, you know, like any man's coat is going to be probably somewhere between in any brand, like 900 to 1500 bucks.
And I can tell people are wearing nice coats, you know.
But the problem is, that's why I don't have a lot of them because they're very expensive.
I would never wear like, never wear a jacket like this.
It says like politics on the side.
That's actually the brand, by the way.
But it's like, you would never, you never wear this.
I just wear the jacket and it's nice because it's tailored and it fits well.
I don't understand.
I was in me and Mike were walking past the Louis Vuitton store in the Boca town center here and it was a bunch of Lakeworth people in line and they had, like their jeans had Louis Vuitton emblems on them and I didn't even know they made that stuff and I just like I didn't get it.
edward szall
It's a different culture and I think, what is it?
It's the uniform in Miami.
For sure, you know, people here are for, for for Lake Worth, and it's also for for picking up the girls and keeping you know the the credit.
elijah schaffer
Do the girls like it?
unidentified
That's what I want to know, that because it's expensive, it's because it's expensive.
edward szall
I don't think they appreciate it anymore either.
I think it's gotten to the place where they used to be impressed by it, but now they just expect it and they expect you to buy it for them too.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yes, the Lakeworth women, especially.
If you're going to, you know, you'll see videos.
It's like, well, I told him to pay for my nails before he took me out on a date.
And they get all mad and stuff when the guy doesn't want to spend $500 to get her wig done and her nails and all that.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
You know what?
That's crazy.
Because, you know, the Lakeworth people have multiple times really done damage to me.
You know, like we've talked, I mean, everyone knows that.
If you're not new to the show, you don't know.
My whole left side of my face is paralyzed.
That's why my lip drops and expensive jaw.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, yeah, they busted at gunpoint, busted my face open.
And I've had they've put guns at my head several times on camera.
And you can go look those videos up.
It's like belaboring the point if you've been around here.
But Lake Worth people have done have done a good damage to me through the years.
And, you know, but like they'll be like, they'll be like looting a five below wearing Louis Vuitton shoes.
Like it's actually crazy.
And also.
edward szall
Well, it's become a meme, right?
Because in LA, the stores which were robbed, right?
It's like you almost don't want to rob.
elijah schaffer
I would say bookstores don't have security.
You know what I mean?
As they say, right?
A man who wants to read a book is probably smarter than a thief, you know?
So it's like, it's probably true.
I just didn't understand.
I do not understand.
I saw Uncle I actually felt really bad.
I saw an Unk walking the street up in Lake Worth.
You know what I'm talking about?
He's an uncle.
He's an unknown.
And he's like that and like walking with Aldi bags, obviously.
No, no shame on buying cheap groceries.
And he had what?
He had a Gucci hat on.
Okay.
A Gucci hat.
Bro doesn't have a car.
And he's shopping at Aldi.
The only reason why you shop at Aldi is because you have kids or you're a single college student.
You don't shop there voluntarily because you want to.
You shop there because you have to.
Okay.
So this guy's walking with Aldi bags and he's got like a $1,500 hat on.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's like going to Section 8 housing and there's nothing but Hellcats and Mercedes.
elijah schaffer
Dude.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And for some reason, no D-batteries.
edward szall
I'll throw a lifeline out there for the Lake Worth folks.
Maybe that's their form of wealth investment.
Right.
They invest in the cars and the Gucci hats so they don't have dollars in the wallets to be stolen.
And then maybe it is redeemable.
Maybe it's not like a terrible return on investment for them because they are going to be able to flip that.
Maybe it's fake too.
Maybe they're about to flip that fake Gucci hat into real Gucci.
elijah schaffer
I think they're real though.
I think they wear real stuff.
edward szall
Do they trade it for Coke?
elijah schaffer
You know, no, but I think it's real because I do see the stores and it's like you go like Blen Siaga and it's just Lake Worth people.
You know, and to me, Lakeworth people put the capital L in Lakeworth.
You know what I mean?
edward szall
They do.
elijah schaffer
They do because I don't like the culture, but I just don't like it.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't know any guy that's like me, like a West Palm kind of guy, and that just like is not naturally kind of like they say, you know, when guys see gay men kiss, it's like, you mentioned that.
It's like, did the same visceral reaction of like maggots?
Like when I'm like, I just see certain cultures and I'm just like, ew.
edward szall
It's expensive.
Just waste money like that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't like that.
unidentified
That's what I'm saying.
edward szall
It's like, dude, like, I know how much money, how hard you have to work for it, but too, it's just like the way people put in bottle service at clubs and, you know, the clothing.
Never understood the clothing.
Electric wins.
Wait a minute.
Oh, the bottle service.
unidentified
Interesting.
edward szall
Okay.
elijah schaffer
No, I don't go to a lot of clubs, but if I go to a club, I'm not going to go without doing bottle service.
edward szall
No, okay.
Well, it's okay.
You do champagne.
You do something proper, right?
You know, fantasy.
elijah schaffer
No, it would be like a nice bottle of like a magnum bottle of grey goose or something like that.
You know?
edward szall
That's fair.
Yeah.
I'm not hating on that.
elijah schaffer
Champagne.
edward szall
Celebration is an excellent thing to have.
But again, the wasting of money.
And think about things we've actually spent big money on.
You spend it on cameras.
You spend it on houses.
You spend it on a proper, like a woman that you've actually gone after.
A woman that you're going to turn into a mother and you're going to turn into a grandmother eventually one day.
But the core of it is this.
There are proper things to invest your money in.
And, you know, of course, Gucci sunglasses are not on my list.
braeden cooper sorbo
We also notice when it comes to the dating scene, the women who are worth investing in are the ones who don't necessarily even want it.
Right.
Like, a good woman who's going to make a good wife isn't out here going, I need a man who's going to buy me a six-figure ring.
A good woman is like, I'm fine if he gets me a nice ring because he cares about me, but I would rather put that money towards a house.
I would rather put that money towards our future rather than him blow his entire bank account.
elijah schaffer
As if he has money.
You know, this guy comes from a rich family.
It's like, my people are like, I just wish I have a guy that has a job.
You know what I mean?
Like, does he even earn his own money?
That's how it is in LA.
People are just like lazy and poor, but like, you have a lot of money saved up, right?
braeden cooper sorbo
Me, no.
I'm trying to.
It's hard.
I do have to.
I buy all my own stuff.
elijah schaffer
Your shirt is more expensive than my wardrobe, probably.
braeden cooper sorbo
This was a gift.
edward szall
I do have some interesting.
elijah schaffer
I didn't deny it.
edward szall
I didn't deny it.
braeden cooper sorbo
I don't know what it is.
edward szall
The Lakeworth people, there's one of the things you may not realize is they make money in insane ways.
And they've made a lot of money in the same ways, whether it be cryptocurrency, drugs, or CIA.
CIA, maybe also gambling and other things like that.
But they blow it just as quickly.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
edward szall
Right.
And there's this new thing.
I mean, a bunch of people in Miami have made a ton of money in arbitrage and in crypto.
And then they're just because they didn't have to work hard to make the money.
They blow it like it didn't even matter.
And then they're poor, Kevin.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Well, to be to be fair, you know, we went out, like, this is like what I was going to say, but it is true.
Sometimes I do have a little bit of like Lake Worth with a hard R like in me.
Because when you grow up poor and nobody teaches you how to like value, like how to like manage money, sometimes you just like, you never got to live growing up.
So like the fact that, you know, I can get sour cream on my burritos.
I'm going to do the upgrade.
You know what I mean?
Like we're getting the sour cream.
Do you remember that?
Like when food was cheap and then it was like 25 cent tacos and you could get like two tacos.
That was it, like Taco Bell.
And now two tacos is like $7.99 or something.
edward szall
You can't make a steak anymore.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, I can't even afford Taco Bell.
You know, it's like crazy.
But it's like, but yeah, but genuinely, you know, when you grow up, you know, with a lot of kids in poverty on like food stamps and stuff, to me, well, like, I feel wealthy with stuff that people wouldn't feel wealthy.
Like being able to go to a restaurant and just order steak feels wealthy.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, maybe I, maybe I come from a different standard of people.
Like my dream, like a lot of people want to own a big home.
I wanted to be able to like not look at prices at grocery stores and just have a stay-at-home wife.
And that was like my, that was like, I'll make it when I can do that.
And to me, that was like, I think a lot of guys have these, you know, a lot of girls, you know, have unreasonable, you know, expectations of physical wealth, but people don't realize that our, you know, our parents before that, like, no, when growing up, nobody had aesthetic homes.
Like this whole thing of like, you got to have an aesthetic home, you know, like all these girls are expecting like these homes that are like new furniture.
And this, like, did that, did I'm looking around?
Did anyone grow up with like only really rich people had aesthetic homes, but like middle-class people just had mixed-match furniture that was passed down from like thrift stores and stuff.
And that's like what they had.
And now like girls, like you get married, it's like you want, you know, $40,000 of furniture to start.
And they want pottery barns.
Like, hey, you don't have pottery barn prices.
Your husband has a Goodwill salary.
braeden cooper sorbo
Facebook marketplace free section.
elijah schaffer
But I'm just saying, like, people have these expectations of a lifestyle now that they can't afford it.
So everyone's living on this capitalist, you know, fractional reserve banking system where everyone's just living on credit and everyone like buys $40,000 of furniture and does seven years, zero percent APR.
It's like, you can't afford that couch.
Don't buy the couch.
edward szall
One, and two, the couch is kind of a cover.
I think that my theory and rationalization with this, a lot of women will want these trinkets and they want these things that it's because they truly just want happiness.
They seek happiness and they think that getting, getting a nice house, getting nice furniture, getting a huge, huge account to spend online on Amazon, these other things is going to buy them happiness.
None of that stuff's really going to buy them any happiness.
Having kids is going to buy them happiness.
You can't buy that.
Investing in things which give longevity, give legacy.
That's what's really, truly going to give you happiness.
But a lot of the women, they don't want to put the work into that, too.
They always talk about men working.
Women, you got to work to not get drug into the horror ecosystem, right?
It's something you really have to turn down.
And off that, too, you got to stop running your mouths, too.
Women have to invest in shutting up.
Exactly.
braeden cooper sorbo
Literally.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, no, no, genuinely.
elijah schaffer
It's just, please be quiet.
Give me some peace, please.
This goes for all women.
It's like, just shh.
edward szall
They don't understand.
We'll make so much more money from them.
Just shut up.
elijah schaffer
Please be quiet and just you think I want to know this stuff.
I don't need your opinions on everything.
It's like it doesn't matter if it's your sister or your mom or anything.
It's just please just men want peace and their balls drained.
And that's like, if you just give them that, you'll have a very nice husband, a very nice brother, but don't do it to your, don't drain the balls of your, of your, of your brother, please.
That would be very weird.
But if you give them peace, something one or the other, only if you're married or whatever, but like, you know, even with moms, it's like, you know, at a certain point, you got to stop trying to raise your kids.
You know, you got to, you got to believe in them and you got to pour into them.
But it's like, dude, I, this is why we don't have women working in the office because I just don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear all of your, you know, ways that we need to run the company and that we need to be doing things.
I don't want to hear about everyone's problems.
Shut up.
edward szall
Well, maybe you haven't seen this, Brady.
There's a movie from the millennial era that had Adam Sandler in it, had a remote control.
You could fast forward.
elijah schaffer
Click.
edward szall
Yeah, click.
braeden cooper sorbo
I know the movie.
edward szall
And it's a wonderful scene.
And the first thing he does, he's fast forwarding through the endless, meaningless conversations.
I mean, I don't know if I'd fast forward through sex.
That was kind of weird.
That was like a Jewish thing.
Adam Sandler wanted to kind of seed in there.
But here's the thing.
He did fast forward through the conversations.
And he went through it.
It was sad.
Fun thing was kind of sad.
You know, it's like fast forwarding through like his kids growing up, right?
That was, that was sad.
It was not sad to fast forward.
elijah schaffer
But it's true.
Yeah, exactly.
You're just getting sitting there in life.
unidentified
It's not just like, please stop.
elijah schaffer
In your head, you're just like, I have three options.
Do I yell?
Do I just walk away?
What do I do?
And then you just think about that remote, you know, you're like, and you're like sitting there thinking about it, but it's true, man.
I'm telling you, I have never seen more relationships destroyed by a woman who thinks she needs to give her opinion to her husband about anything.
I didn't say everything.
I said anything.
He doesn't want it.
And it's like, but we're friends and we're pals.
Well, your husband's gay.
Okay.
Your husband's homosexual.
That's fine.
But it's your husband.
Give him space.
Give him peace.
Like, you ever read old books for wives on how to treat their husbands?
Like, when your husband comes home, don't let the kids bother him.
Like, make sure he has a drink, have some food ready.
Like, there was a level of respect.
He's going out in the world.
He's working.
And women just walk all over their husbands now.
I have several friends who are divorced by this point, you know.
And my one friend's wife, which I won't give anything away because I don't want to, but dude, she was such a bitch.
And he didn't understand in the beginning.
I was like, don't marry her.
And because she's always giving her opinion.
She's always telling him, oh, this and that.
And here's what I think about your job.
And here's what I think about this.
And here's what I think about this.
And you can make more money here.
And I go, dude, this is going to end badly because you're going to get fucking sick of it.
And she's going to, or she's going to divorce you.
Guess what?
She divorced him and now fucking takes his money and stuff.
edward szall
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, dude, because she's not, she's not, she's, she's an unsatisfied C-U-N-T.
And she's, the Bible warns about that, but like the woman who strays far from home.
You know, it's like, it's like, it says it's like a gold ring in a pig's snout.
Like, you know, like, like you're, you're, you're wasting beauty on nothing.
Like you're, you're casting your pearls before swine.
edward szall
You end up learning so much about what Proverbs and Psalms actually mean by more than life.
No, this is true.
That stuff when you first start reading through, you don't really understand it until you've experienced it.
You're like, oh, no, that's what he freaking Solomon was trying to warn us about, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, all the women's stuff.
edward szall
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, it's a key.
He literally warns you about the hoes.
You know, he literally, like three chapters, he's like, yo, they literally like put like perfume in the sheets and are like, it's so nice.
edward szall
She's cheating on her husband to sleep with you.
elijah schaffer
Then they bite you like an adder, like a snake bites.
Yeah, like an alligator now.
Dude, he does.
He's like, have you ever, I just say it's very sacrilegious, but I once watched a guy who like translates the Bible into like Gen Z internet language and he like read the chapter on, I think it's like chapter five and physical Bible.
I don't remember.
I don't know what it was.
I just watched it.
It was so funny.
And it was like, he was like, yo, that snatch be used, yo.
Don't, don't be down with them hoes.
They be posting them thirst traps, showing them titties.
And that ass, God says, don't go near that profile.
He's like, don't even click.
Don't slide in her DMs.
You're going to get trapped, yo.
edward szall
That's handsome, young men.
elijah schaffer
That's literally what it's like.
That's like, don't slide.
It's like, yeah, I know it's like her sheets.
Like, don't slide in her DMs.
Don't get near her.
It's like, yeah.
It's like, I don't know.
I just thought it's funny because it is, you do grow up and you're like, oh, yeah.
These hoes are literally trying to ruin your life.
And they're trying, they're like promising you, you know, like sex and nice things, but they want to destroy you.
And ultimately, it says that their bodies lead to death.
It's like many men have gone before you.
And so it's like, but does it, do we learn our lessons as men?
Most don't.
But, you know.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, that's the thing.
Proverbs, the entire, everyone likes to quote Proverbs 31 as like the ideal woman or whatever.
But the first 30 chapters of Proverbs are pretty much a warning for guys.
It's like, here's what to avoid.
And here's what you should be aiming for.
This is what you should go for.
And I'll say, part of the Catholic Bible, we have Sirock, which for people who haven't read it is arguably one of my favorite books, if not my favorite book of the Old Testament.
I highly recommend it.
It is like an even more specific Proverbs, specifically for a guy.
Ben Sirock wrote these letters to his son on how to be a man.
unidentified
Interesting.
braeden cooper sorbo
And so it's full of so much wisdom and no one's ever heard of it because this is in Catholic Bible.
I will also say that it is like, like you said, it's like just a little bit of peace and quiet.
I had a friend.
I went over and I was visiting from out of town and I love cooking.
So I offered to cook dinner.
They picked up the food.
So we made steak and potatoes and I just loved it.
And he just had a kid.
His wife was like, well, yeah, you guys are some of the only people that we've invited over because, you know, when he comes home, no one's coming.
This is his domicile.
He is the one who goes out into the world every day.
And he's the one who does all this stuff for my child and I.
And so when he comes home, I make sure that he's comfortable where he can let his walls down and just relax.
And so when food was ready, she literally was like, no, you go sit your ass down.
I'm going to bring you a plate.
And then cleared it, did the dishes.
Like that kind of stuff really speaks volumes, much more than I think you should be doing this, that, and the other thing.
And go do this, go do that.
And it's, don't get me wrong.
If a guy is being lazy, somebody eventually has to tell him, hey, you need to pick up the slack.
edward szall
Well, you just become poor.
You lose your property.
Like that, there are real repercussions when we're lately.
We don't need women to shame us about the potentials.
You will literally get evicted.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yes.
No, but that's what I'm saying.
It has to, like, I've noticed it even in the marriages that I've seen, where if the wife is the one who comes at the husband with what's X, Y, and Z, it is taken as nagging.
It is taken as, because oftentimes that is the case.
And so the husband automatically perceives it.
But if somebody other than the husband, a friend goes, hey, Joe, I like, dude, what are you doing?
Then the guy can actually look objectively and be like, okay, this isn't some sort of nagging or whatever.
This is just my boy trying to help me out.
And so, you know, I talk to someone and it's like, no, if I'm asking for your opinion on something, then it's like, great.
I want to be able to have a conversation with you, but I don't want you to tell me how to live my life every waking moment of every day.
elijah schaffer
I don't want to hear anything, actually.
I want to be 20.
I want to hear anything.
braeden cooper sorbo
This is my optimistic mindset because I'm only 23.
elijah schaffer
He's like, you know, the way I learned a lot.
Like, you know, Mike, the way that you want to raise your kids, hey, Brian, you don't give any advice to Mike how to be married and raise his kid.
It's like, Mike, do you want to hear from Brandon more about how to be married and raise your kids, Mike?
michael mendoza
Yes.
edward szall
But Mike's actually going to be, he's already a very good dad.
Mike is actually very patient.
elijah schaffer
Mike's like, my only complaint in life is like he just wants to see his kids more.
And that's like a good dad.
You know, he loves, he loves his, he loves his kids.
I don't know if you've said even the gender of your kids.
I don't want to say anything.
michael mendoza
No, she's been on the show.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
I was like, I didn't want to say, I don't like, I don't like revealing stuff about people's families.
Yeah, you want to hear her middle name?
michael mendoza
It's like, yeah, no, when I don't see the name of my kids on the show, so when you weren't here and I was producing here, she was in, she was in my wife.
elijah schaffer
Let's go.
I didn't even know that.
michael mendoza
Yeah, that was one of my favorite.
She's very precious.
elijah schaffer
She'll come on again.
michael mendoza
Lauren and Maria were doing the show.
elijah schaffer
Sometimes I feel like it'd be funny to just have a baby on the show.
braeden cooper sorbo
That'd be fantastic.
elijah schaffer
The camera's like, look at this.
By the way, $1 from Doomsday Cracker sent in this super chat is me smoking Jordan Peterson.
I don't know if you can see this.
michael mendoza
Wash your penis, bucko.
elijah schaffer
I can't believe that photo is real.
And then Dusty Tard said, finally, I guess we're not doing exclusive content today on locals because we went way over in time on the main section, but that's fine because we had a special guest today and what was going on with the Alcatraz.
Shout out to everyone on YouTube.
If you're on YouTube, don't forget to like, share, and subscribe.
Somebody was saying this, our channel's censored.
It's not censored.
It's just new.
Someone's like, why are the views so low?
Because there's only a couple thousand subscribers.
So you're confused because you know I had another channel, but honestly, this is a new channel and it's going really well.
I'm actually very happy with the direction the channel's going.
Although we did have a massive drop off on YouTube when the Alex Jones thing started or at that time, or it was due to people watching Timcast.
To the individuals watching Rift on Rumble.
Shout out to you guys.
A couple more of the super chats came in.
Zesty AIDS sent $5.
Get an air horn there.
Said Sullivan's song of songs warns of them hoes and jackals too.
unidentified
Facts.
elijah schaffer
That's absolutely true.
And then I think, oh, Homer Jay Flentes, let's go.
Sent him $50.
He's like our sugar daddy.
braeden cooper sorbo
He really is.
elijah schaffer
He really is.
I'm talking.
I've been in bocus so long.
I'm sitting like this now.
unidentified
It's like, I just need to give a home loan to a poor proto-Gefelta fish.
edward szall
There's a little fish in the corridor.
elijah schaffer
Remember when Ron Coleman was here and he was like this?
Yeah.
He's like, suit jacket came up.
michael mendoza
And I was like, he was henchman Max thing.
elijah schaffer
He was henchman Max.
I like Ron too.
He's like, you haven't paid your interest yet.
braeden cooper sorbo
I'm less to a foreskin.
edward szall
Have you red polled your parents on this stuff?
I mean, we might as well go there, right?
Have I what?
Has this like come up?
braeden cooper sorbo
It's yeah, well, I force it up.
I forcibly tell them.
edward szall
I hear you saying some spicy things on the internet.
No, what's going on with this?
elijah schaffer
No, I work in Hollywood, do you, bud?
braeden cooper sorbo
I forcibly tell them these things.
And then I remember like three years ago, my little sister came up to me and she was like 15 at the time.
She goes, hey, by the way, mom's worried about you.
And now, and now I'm going on about these things.
I'm showing my parents like all the things.
And they're going, Brayden, we wish you would stop.
But they're no longer saying that they're like, oh, worry.
edward szall
I've seen your dad retweet some things.
elijah schaffer
He's liked some of my stuff.
edward szall
Yeah, I was like, there's something going on here.
Brayden is having an impact.
elijah schaffer
I'm not going to say anything because they're private likes, but I've just written some things and he's liked them.
And I'm like, hell yeah.
That being said, Homer Jay Flentes did say Alligator Auschwitz Maternity Ward Fund.
braeden cooper sorbo
I was thinking the same thing.
I was like, are they going to allow them to birth babies there too?
edward szall
And it won't be women.
It's a male-only facility.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I need to read some of these super chats.
Don't put it up yet.
I need to read some of these super chats here.
Let me see if I can find them.
Where are they?
braeden cooper sorbo
They don't make it easy, do they?
elijah schaffer
No, it's like you're looking on the back end.
edward szall
Is it wrong?
michael mendoza
Oh, wait, on Rumble?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm trying to find the.
michael mendoza
We've done all the Rumble super chats.
elijah schaffer
No, from the last couple shows.
Let me see.
They changed the whole back end.
unidentified
Like, is this one second?
braeden cooper sorbo
So I wish they made it like YouTube where it's just going to Rumble comments.
edward szall
Rumble comments are pretty spicy.
elijah schaffer
It's hard.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's always hard to find anything in the back end.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's like, it's like, it's like, how do you find.
I don't even understand.
Like, they keep changing it.
And I don't understand where these super chats are anymore.
Like, I.
edward szall
It's because they're secretly taking them from you.
Right?
elijah schaffer
That's the, yeah, like, but it's, it's, it's confusing because they used to be easy to find.
And then, like, you know, like, to try to fix stuff, you're like, but this is now, I don't know where to find super chats.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, they really should, if they fix it, just show you.
Oh, here's what we did when we made our hot fixes.
elijah schaffer
Okay, yeah, but you can't read them now here.
Like, see, it's like, you see, you can't like open them, but I guess I can kind of read some of them.
Uh, from the other one, it said, going bald is a sign of high test.
DHT turns off the hair.
Yeah, it's true.
They also said, read my Rumble rant or else, Mr. That's Soul Explorer.
Sorry.
These were, these were, yeah, that was it, I think.
No, I think it's shocking.
Oh, speaking of Hollywood propaganda in Cities, see, I can't read it.
It's easy, Mike.
Have two families.
I don't know.
I can't read the rest, but some of you guys sent that.
I remember that one.
michael mendoza
I remember that one.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I can't.
I don't know how to find them.
Oh, and then I think it was on YouTube that I needed to read a couple of them as well.
Let me go back here.
Give me a second and go to YouTube.
edward szall
Go to the chat.
It shows it.
It highlights it in the chat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I need to.
No, but I need to go back to.
They're old.
No, they're old episodes is what it is.
Give me one second here.
Let me see if I can find the supers.
Here they are.
Yeah, let me see all here because these were some of them.
Okay, cool.
So from Luke 685, said we could solve it all by changing it to Palestine.
That was on one of the things, changing Israel to Palestine.
Someone else said, you need to try an Orthodox parish, Henny.
That was to Henny from Punished Mav.
Ked's Dead sent $5 and said, one thing to remember is churches can lose tax exempt status if they openly address some of this stuff.
That's unfortunate.
Nick also sent $10 and said, 29 white men in Colorado just got laid off my construction job, filed for unemployment, and was denied.
Meanwhile, illegals during COVID got twice my salary from unemployment.
This country is garbage now.
True.
Zaylor sent $2, said RC's the goat.
Punished Mav also sent in and said, I post Swazis in public while looking for a wife.
Okay.
$50 from Billy Hayes.
Said, Hey, it's Billy, your friend from church.
edward szall
Oh, that's nice.
Billy.
elijah schaffer
Hi, Billy.
I just want to say thank you for sticking with the truth.
We will change the future for better for our kids.
P.S. Hit the like and share the channel chat.
Elijah is super down to earth.
Dude, yeah, we actually do go to church together.
That's cool.
I didn't know.
I didn't know you would be in the chat, but hey, thank you for that, man.
I really appreciate it.
You really don't have to do that.
But I really appreciate it.
It's very, very kind of you.
Punished Mav also said, I only hate white Christian.
I only want white Christians to be here.
No nons.
And also said, illegar with a hard R, Grower Gang, SOB.
We also have like worse.
Yeah, that's it.
But that's awesome.
Thank you guys.
Appreciate it.
I just told you how to read the chats because we did a pre-recording.
So typically on Fridays, if we're pre-recording, I sent in chats.
We'll read them on Monday and just go through them as well.
So in case you guys didn't know, although I do say at the beginning of our stream, this is pre-recorded.
So if I ever pre-record, I tell you guys.
So you don't send in chats if you don't want to.
But we love the chats and appreciate you and always want to read them.
Anyways, to my guests today, if people want to see more about Alligator Alcatraz, the work that you did, if they want to find and follow you, tell me about yourself.
Tell us how we can find and support you.
edward szall
You can see the content on at realedwards all or at the at died suddenly underscore.
And we're producing a lot of investigative journalist reports, other things, but also a film ds2nano.com so that you can see our see our work through that.
elijah schaffer
And because we had an Indian in the studio, I literally did.
I told him because we had an Indian studio, I was going to do the interview barefoot.
braeden cooper sorbo
You can do this in my pillow slippers.
unidentified
I literally said that.
elijah schaffer
I was like, I was like, all right, we have an Indian.
I got to be barefoot.
Vivek told me that's what Americans do.
You know what I mean?
It's a very American thing to just do your interview with no shoes on.
Do you remember Vivek?
It was like weird.
He had his feet together, too, and they're like on top of each other.
edward szall
That's weird, too, by the way.
I don't know if you've had him on the show or anything like that.
But he just sits here and he's like, he comes in real close like this.
And I swear, we used to do this show where it had a big, big screen behind, and you'd see the guest before sitting there.
He sat there like this, just chugging down freaking curry.
It was the, I get it.
I wish we were recorded that.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's better than eating it with his hands, right?
edward szall
Oh, but he was doing it with his hands, man.
He wasn't using utensils.
And he was barefoot.
He was sitting in the chair, like Elijah was sitting with his feet up on the table eating freaking curry.
It legit was the meme before everyone hated him.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And someone said, Elijah, how do I find the back end?
I don't know what that means.
I don't know the back end of Rumble or YouTube.
You just go to YouTube Studio on the settings where you go to dashboard on your settings if you want to.
michael mendoza
No, he means your rectum.
edward szall
Yeah, I think you mean the back end.
elijah schaffer
I think, but that's a creator.
That's Two Protects One that streams.
michael mendoza
Oh, still referring to your rectum.
braeden cooper sorbo
Probably.
edward szall
Yeah, it's under content, isn't it?
elijah schaffer
And it wasn't Zesty AIDS.
Also, someone said, locals tonight.
Yeah.
I told you, we went way over.
We already, the show's going to be two hours.
We went two and a half hours.
So we're not, so we usually do an extra segment.
That being said, Zesty Aides said, what up with Gunter E?
Gunter's dead.
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh?
elijah schaffer
Gunter died from cancer.
I'm not joking.
unidentified
Oh.
edward szall
Really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's my dog.
edward szall
Oh, that's really sad.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
edward szall
I'm glad you didn't kill it in a medical experiment.
elijah schaffer
Right, but unlike people who like cry about their animals on their podcast, I just didn't bring it up because I was like, you know, it's kind of gay.
Like, I'm not going to be sad about an animal on the internet, but it was a sad moment.
And my dad was really sad.
But, you know, because it sucks.
He lost his wife and like his favorite dog.
braeden cooper sorbo
As a man, you're allowed to cry over your dog like a tear, like at the Grand Canyon, but you're not allowed to go on a podcast and be like, guys, my dog.
Like, that's a little too gay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're not doing that.
Anyway, shout out to everyone here.
Brayden, did you plug yourself?
braeden cooper sorbo
I did not.
elijah schaffer
Go ahead.
braeden cooper sorbo
Brayden Sorbo on all socials.
B-R-A-E-D-E-N-S-O-R-B-O.
There's a little at.
It's on anything and everything.
Go buy embrace masculinity lifting men up in a world that pushes them down at sorbo studios.com.
elijah schaffer
You should have left a copy here.
braeden cooper sorbo
I will bring it next time.
elijah schaffer
And then Mendoza.
Yep.
michael mendoza
You can follow me at Mike Mendoza JPG, also on the screen right there.
And yeah, see you guys next time.
elijah schaffer
Look how Zesty Aids was like not expecting that answer.
He's like, oh, fuck in the chat.
But he did die.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Don Gunch used to come on the show a lot.
And then he died of cancer.
So only a four years old died of cancer.
It's not crazy.
Apparently, Viglas get lymphoma really easily.
edward szall
Oh, terrible.
elijah schaffer
Terrible world.
I know.
It's a four-year-old dog and died of cancer.
On that note, I hope we can end all episodes with such cheer.
You know what I mean?
Maybe soon my dad will die or something, and we can talk about that on the next episode and begin with that.
Be like, hey, everyone.
So my dad's dead.
That would be terrible.
I don't wish that upon him.
I love my dad.
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, tweet.
edward szall
I think every episode's a victory, Elijah.
They wanted to erase you from the internet and you're every day.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, I'm like, dude, just so you guys know, a couple announcements.
Make sure, I don't know for we might have a book club this Sunday.
I don't know.
We're off this weekend, so we'll see if we are going to have one.
Um, I don't, I know Mike's out of town and stuff, so I don't know if we'll be doing that.
Um, but uh, we pre-recorded the rest of the shows, so tomorrow we have a special on um Catholicism.
Like we did a special on Orthodoxy tomorrow with some Catholic experts that flew in and came in.
Um, and so that's really cool.
Uh, with a new convert as well, uh, Sarah Stock was on that because just like the Orthodox one, we had a new convert and an expert and stuff, so we can kind of get the uh comparison there, the juxtaposition between the two, you know, why someone might have converted recently versus somebody who really feels secure in their faith and knows a lot.
Um, so that will come out tomorrow.
So, if you're interested in Catholicism, we are doing that.
We are never doing one on Mormonism, unfortunately.
Sarah did apparently do that.
I found out an almost serious on like Mormonism or something like that.
I didn't know that.
Um, I did, I think this the episode was supposed to be about somebody's like life, and then it ended up being about Mormonism.
And then I found that out after, and I was like, I don't think we're promoting Mormonism, but we do love Kai, but we don't love Mormonism.
It's true, it's true, though.
We love Kai.
Kai's a great guy.
I just like, I just don't like Mormonism.
Um, I don't like it, but I like Kai a lot.
edward szall
Kai's awesome.
elijah schaffer
I think he's one of these one of the most talented individuals that I know, and I'm sad that, yeah, he's Mormon.
Well, no, we offered him a contributorship and stuff, and he passed it up.
Really?
edward szall
Yeah, is it dead in the water, or is it still alive in some form?
elijah schaffer
No, I don't know.
It's done, he doesn't want to work here.
I'm not joking.
I don't know, he got his own reason, but yeah.
edward szall
Oh, man, that's sad.
elijah schaffer
I know.
I know, I know.
I wanted to give Kai a show and stuff.
I was like, gonna give him so uh, we replaced him with a Catholic, taller version of him.
No, no, no, but uh, I, I, I, yeah, I was sad.
I really, really wanted to do something with Kai here at the network.
He's in the intro of the show, and he was contributing, but uh, Kai also died of cancer lymphoma as well, four years old.
unidentified
Damn it, that's not funny to make fun of people dying.
elijah schaffer
Cancer, it's like you know, but anyway, no, I love it.
edward szall
I hope he's not dead in the water.
elijah schaffer
I, I think, I think that maybe one day he'll change his mind, maybe one day, yeah, yeah, maybe he'll change his mind, but I mean, yeah, other than that, it's still in personal life.
I, I, I support him, whatever he wants to do, you know, if he doesn't want to do this and he wants to focus on school and his life and whatever, you know, reasons he has, then that's all good.
And I know he's got a lot of uh ambitions and stuff, and you know, I guess I guess I feel like I got in a it's not you, it's me situation.
I feel like I'm confused because I'm like, wait, so you don't want to work in political media, but don't you like make political media?
Aren't you a political media guy?
But I don't think he wants to do this, so we support you, Kai.
We love you.
We're not gonna give away any of your secrets.
Uh, you're gonna Gefeltafish business, you can keep doing it and sell your locks and bagels and bokeh.
He's actually starting the Boca Bagobar, actually, here.
His goal is to be and serve Jewish people and to be their servant.
He wants to like he wants to just like serve them, you know?
It's a really humble position.
edward szall
Yeah, that's really nice.
elijah schaffer
That's why we moved here, actually.
edward szall
It's awesome.
elijah schaffer
That's why we moved here was to be around as many Jewish people as possible.
We really love it.
edward szall
Open up a light store, you know?
Shame Christians coming into the grocery stores.
Don't look at them, don't talk to them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's a lot of lampshades around this part.
All right, but I love him.
I'm not doing any shade of, I really love Kai, and he's actually going to be back on the show, I think, a little bit while I'm gone in Australia as well.
So I hope hopefully he's around.
unidentified
Sweet.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's supposed to come back in.
But other than that, on an official position, he is no longer with us at Rift, which is our first child that's left the Nest.
We built his entire career up, and we take credit for all of his fame.
edward szall
Oh, don't worry, he's still benefiting from the badge, too.
elijah schaffer
Oh, does he have a badge to him?
Oh, yeah.
Oops.
edward szall
No, that's why it's still alive.
It's still alive in some form, right?
elijah schaffer
I mean, not keeping track of my own company.
I love him.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, that's just because he can't remove the badge himself.
elijah schaffer
Can I tell you?
No, you can.
braeden cooper sorbo
You can just remove the badge yourself as an affiliate.
The organization has to take it down.
edward szall
Oh.
braeden cooper sorbo
So Kai can't take it off himself.
elijah schaffer
Who even has control of our badges?
michael mendoza
Is it Dave?
Probably, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I wouldn't even know how to do that.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, it's just a setting.
elijah schaffer
Everyone's trying to get his badge removed.
No, no, that's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
unidentified
I think it's now right now.
edward szall
I think it would be cool for you guys to do some content on this.
elijah schaffer
I hope he changes his mind.
unidentified
Yeah.
edward szall
Well, you guys should talk about it.
I mean, like, he just got back from that mission trip.
You know, he went and spent some years in Argentina.
And I think Kai, for a long time, has been challenged on this.
I don't know if you heard about the old lore kind of debate.
I think it was between Spexo, Pine Sap, and Kai on this subject.
And I kept pressed on the subject.
elijah schaffer
Mormonism?
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
edward szall
I mean, he will defend some of the points, but I think that I think it would be interesting.
Of course.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, that's why, by the way, but anyway, we'll just end it there.
Yeah, we need to end it there.
edward szall
Elijah hates it.
elijah schaffer
No, I just really wanted Kai on the network.
I really did.
edward szall
For the record, I loved Kai.
elijah schaffer
I was really, really bummed because I think he's a really talented person.
And it's kind of sad.
I kind of felt sad about it because I think that this is going to be, we're going to be building something really cool.
We have a lot of shows starting this year.
A lot of things will be taking off.
And I think, you know, we've got some good partnerships happening.
And things are a little slower than I'd like sometimes, but, you know, so am I.
So I appreciate it.
edward szall
You platformed Kai originally on the place, didn't you?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
edward szall
I remember that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
There's a lot of people who have careers today, too, that we like platformed and like gave them.
You know, some of them even have my YouTube channel.
Anyway, we'll just leave it at that.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks to all the super chatters.
Thanks, everyone who watched.
Appreciate you guys.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
Again, pre-recorded episodes Wednesday and Thursday.
And then we're off for the weekend.
Maybe we'll publish something from Sarah on Saturday.
But the guys were giving the guys America's birthday off.
So happy White History Month.
Have a great rest of the week.
And may God bless the United States of America.
I'm signing out.
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