May 16, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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WTF: Con Inc. Has INSANE CRASHOUT Over “WOKE RIGHT” | Guest: Gerard Michaels
You would think by the way Dave Rubin and James Lindsay are reacting that Arby’s had posted a WW2 symbol.. Or that Ye (FKA Kanye West) had dropped a song called.. Oh wait, that one actually happened. Anyway, the battle of the Woke Right RAGES on.. The only question is, what casualties will the battle leave in it’s wake?Show more Gerard Michaels joins us for a special episode of Nightly Offensive!
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All of a sudden, you had Zionists out talking about the dangers of Qatar after Trump was getting a $400 million jet, saying, Is it good to be receiving money from a small country in the Middle East that could determine your political motives and actions in a country?
And I thought for a second, maybe these guys are right.
What the hell would we be doing in a country where a little tiny piece of land all the way in jackass the other side of the world could be putting money into our political system and then influencing politicians?
I mean, we've got to put an end to this.
I say, let's not just stop Qatar, let's stop all countries that are doing that.
Plus, we also found out that Arby's is the food of white supremacy.
That was a really great development.
I thought that was kind of cool.
Plus, there is a couple getting absolutely heckled for singing the Hell Hitler Nigga song from Kanye West.
Now, many people say that that song's controversial.
Many people say that it's a work of art.
I don't know what I think about it, but we are going to talk to our guests in a little bit about that as well.
Plus, some of the insane things that have been happening in this country are all being covered here and more on another episode of Nightly Offensive, the best, worst show on the internet.
Let's start the show.
There you go.
Okay, anyways, it's supposed to be louder, but louder is another show with Crowder.
And it's called Louder with Crowder and a slightly dull sound with Elijah, quieter with Elijah.
Just a couple weeks away, you know, just to, you know, like, maybe let's, let's, you know, like, I don't hate Israel, but let's, I don't know, let's maybe do like four to eight years trial separation.
I mean, it's just shocking to me that the big takeaway from this is that Air Force One is 40 years old.
You don't think that there's technology upgrades in the last 40 years that might be able to take down a jumbo fucking jet from the sky?
You know, I don't know, man.
It's pretty wild when you start thinking about it.
Also, I think that the big thing is like, you know, the Venn diagram between the American CIA and Israeli Mossad is just basically a fucking circle at this point.
So, you know, sometimes it's like, you know, the enemies within the house.
You know, the call is coming from inside the house type of a deal.
Yeah, that being said, somebody who loves beef curtains, Michael Mendoza of theMendozaReport.com, which by the way has now been translated reporta de Mendoza into Spanish.
Yeah, so obviously this show is smart because we launch at eight o'clock, which is the time of Timcast.
It's really smart when you have a small podcast and a startup company to launch your show at the same time of one of the most watched conservative shows.
That's literally the exact market you're trying to hit.
People told me it was a great idea.
It's almost like, you know, being against the entertainers and then moving to Boca Raton, which is literally the most Jewish place in like the entire world.
My guest today, Gerard, we're going to be talking about some pretty interesting stuff.
I want to begin by jumping into just the crash out with the mainstream media.
I think it's, I don't know if it's safe to say, but I feel like this fake news that like podcasting is independent media is definitely past its expiration date.
Like these guys are like sponsored by like Bear or like, you know, McDonald's.
And they're like, you know, we're really independent voices.
And I'm like, listen, Dave Rubin, you have like venture capitalists like running your media empire.
You have tech investors from Tel Aviv helping with your startup company.
Do I really think that like you're going to be an unbiased source of truth?
It's like when Fox says like fair and balanced and you're like, is that true?
I feel like we got to kind of be honest about the mainstream really.
Like, I just, I, and I'm, I'm as guilty of it as anybody else.
But at the same time, I just, I just hope and pray one day I wake up and I finally have both the balls and the charisma to find 10 brave men and we just become the modern Vikings and just go fucking buy plane tickets down to Mexico and just rape people.
Well, I think also the key thing is I'm building an army and the leader is James Lindsay, you know, the arbiter of masculinity, as they call it.
I think today's gonna be a fun episode.
Some of the stuff that I want to talk about, I'm gonna just jump into the crash out here.
I want to look at this.
So the way I look at it is we have this sort of diabolical division right now in what I would call like freedom-based media because I don't really want to call it right-wing media.
This is sort of like, you know, because Russell Brand isn't by no means right-wing, right?
He's more like a libertarian, liberal-ish kind of guy.
Isn't that like it's like, it's like, if you're not promoting anal sex and like, you know, sending money to fight and blow up some families, are you really Republican?
And that's a question I'm being, I was being serious.
So we're going like neocon, like, you know, the, the, well, I guess, well, Douglas Murray, everyone's been defending him on the right, and he is literally a neo-Lindsey Graham's been gay for a very long time.
Yeah, but I was gonna say, Lindsey Graham makes me think you could be born gay because I'm like, there's no way you become such a fag like that, like by just getting molested.
It's like, that guy was born to be a gay guy.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're like, look at him, like, hell yeah.
Like, I'm actually becoming pro-gay to see Lindsey.
Me and James are starting a new movement together.
I want to talk about this interesting crash out on the right, though.
I feel like there's just a lot of hysteria, and people are sort of like their pots calling the kettle black, meaning like a lot of people are projecting on the internet recently.
And people like me who just troll people for a living and somehow make a good living doing that sit back and we laugh at them.
But one of the things I thought was funny is Dave Rubin, who's been on the show multiple times, by the way.
He's given me, I have a signed copy of his book, Don't Be Gay.
You know, because I was talking about hypocrisy.
No, no, but he's a very, very kind guy.
I've always enjoyed hanging out with him alone in dark rooms.
But I've always enjoyed hanging out with him.
You know, I remember when I met his husband, Dave Rubin, which was like even weirder.
You know, they say like gay people marry a version of themselves and they're a bit narcissistic, but like, that's crazy.
Shows you how much research and development we do on this show.
But, you know, he weighed in on this song.
And I want to read what he said.
Said, he said, mentally ill fucked hard.
You know, and you always know it's a real collegiate entrance into an argument when you start with calling people fucktards, reminding you that this is like the guy who founded Locals, which we're a big supporter of, by the way.
Yeah, ElijahShaver.locals.com.
I need to buy some children.
He said, mentally ill-fucked Kanye can sing whatever he wants.
And I love when they always start out with like a rhetorical statement that everybody knows.
Well, I'm going to lose everybody in your chat here, but I like James Lindsey.
I consider James a fairy.
We love James Linda.
I also think James is a brilliant guy, but I think what happens is, yeah, I think him and Jordan Peterson suffer from the same thing.
And I think there's three things that they suffer from that they have in common.
One, they were never meant to be in the podcast sphere.
They're traditional guys.
You got to understand, what are they?
They're PhDs.
They believe in the system.
They're system guys.
Like, why did education go so woke and go so left?
Those are people that believe in the system.
I'm going to go to school.
Then I'm going to go to school and get another bunny badge.
Then I'm going to go to school and I'm going to get another brownie badge.
Then I'm going to stay in school until I'm 30 and get the super brownie badge so I can teach the next group of Boy Scouts, right?
Because it's just an obedience award now, right?
There's no aptitude.
They don't even have tests in school anymore.
Like these people that come out with PhDs, they got 90 IQs.
Like it's an obedience school.
It's the same thing when your poodle finally gets its, you know, its collar in obedience training.
That's what college is now, right?
But these guys come from that academia, which means that they bought into the system completely.
So it's very traumatic for them that when they saw the system was actually lying to them.
And to their credit, they fought back against it.
But they never really wanted to be on this outside group.
They didn't want to be the kid sitting at the back of the bus flipping the teachers off.
They wanted to be the teacher.
So I think with James, and I think with, you know, and this maybe is just me, you know, armchair psychologist myself.
I don't, he, he, they want to get back in the good graces of those guys.
They, they still, they want to like, they didn't come out against the academic left hoping to destroy the academic left.
They thought that they were going to be Brett Weinstein, the same thing.
They thought that they were going to be hugged by the academic left and be like, wow, you called us up.
It was a teachable moment.
You held us accountable and now we've learned.
No, They were the ones that didn't understand it was a scam, and the scammers are like, Shut the fuck up, you're gonna ruin it for everybody.
And then, so they found themselves on the outside, but they never wanted to be one of us, they're like whistleblowers, but they didn't know that's what was gonna happen.
They were, you know, what they are, they're rats in the mob, and now they're hanging out with the cops, and they're like, I wish I never ratted.
I liked it, I should have just kept my mouth shut and stayed in the mob.
And so, what's happening is what we're seeing on Twitter is their emotional side.
You know, it's like, hey, fuck, oh, make your bed.
You know, he's like, I'm just trying to help the world.
You know, you're like, and you're like, okay, you know, Jordan, I cannot believe that, yeah, exactly.
I cannot believe that I was listening to you when I was, you know, mentally unstable.
Not that I've become less mentally unstable, but meaning I sit there and I'm like, I'm not talking about Jordan and James like I'm some arbiter of truth and that I know what's really going on in the world and that they don't.
I think it's funny that they talk down to us.
Like they have things figured out when it's like they're having public crash outs, like an 18-year-old girl who just went viral and got fame and then suddenly realizes like it's like the Hot Twa girl.
They're like, they're like, why is everyone mad that I scammed them out of 22 million dollars?
Like, and you're like, well, because you guys are like, you guys, no one's mocking you because they don't think you have intelligence.
They're mocking you because of your ego.
You don't realize on these, this one woke right thing, you've overstepped your ability to reason.
You've actually misunderstood a very critical side of the political spectrum.
And you're here trying to tone police us.
And so you don't realize our entire online grift is trolling people and being absolutely diabolically evil.
And this is what we do.
And we make, we, we, we push people's buttons until they literally, you know, log off and say they're going to delete their Twitter.
And I think you saw that the interaction, that very gay interaction between Peterson and James though, where he's like, so people call you, people call you.
When it comes to them, I think a lot of it has they're just trying, they're doing like a tour to try to make a lot of people feel bad about the way our views are, especially how you have conservatives and Democrats pretty much like football teams.
You know, you're supposed to pick one and be with it completely.
So what they're going around now is they just want to go, you know, calling us names, coming up with all this, how you know, we're a threat to the right or whatever it may be.
So I think in a way, a lot of them, they did sell out.
You know, you had Jordan Peterson with the Daily Wire, and that caused a lot of it there.
James Lindsay, James Lindsay, I don't know him personally.
I do think he's a little bit of a nutcase, just from what I've seen.
Good with swords, I can tell, I guess, you know.
But yeah, I think that's where they lost a lot of respect, especially like Jordan Peterson.
A lot of us did respect Jordan Peterson for a long time.
And after everything, him coming around calling a psychopath, and obviously it's the big push coming from Daily Wire.
We have to, I want to go into this tweet by Dave Rubin.
I love, that's what I wanted to have is more of like an ethereal conversation with you about the workings of the right and how where people's minds are at.
And you can criticize me too, because the thing is, I think it's funny.
James went on a crash out Sperg and like clipped this show like 30 times in a day and was like, they said they're taking Qatari money and he called himself a softcore degenerate.
And I dude, did you not under?
I feel like it's like when you like, when woke people don't understand like comedy, you know, it's like, it's like they were making fun of blacks in there.
And you're like, yeah, it's comedy.
Like we are saying, we're saying ridiculous stuff on this show because it's a ridiculous show and you shouldn't take this show seriously at all.
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I wanted to get to this hypocrisy thing because Dave Rubin said the brave free speech warriors praising him for saying Hail Hitler, then in the same breath, say the N-word instead of the actual word.
Okay, don't gatekeep words, guys.
Go for it.
Let's see how brave you really are.
I have a mute.
Words only have power if you give them power.
However, this very brave set of people who wants to knock down every norm of society apparently even have their limits.
Hmm.
I said it.
I didn't even think about that, but I said it.
I don't care.
It's a name.
It's what he says.
And like, why is it bad to say what someone said?
Like, I don't think there's, I mean, even Biden said the N-word, you know, on the Senate floor when he's repeating what somebody said.
It's like, sure.
I'm quoting somebody.
So what is, there's nothing offensive about just quoting somebody.
And I get what he's trying to say here, but some people in the comments, like Gloipra 1, said, well, you have the same energy when he sings about gay Jews sex trafficking children under the guise of it.
Well, it shows I liked it.
Oops.
Under the guise of adoption.
I really was saying how my curate might feed.
And I thought it was interesting because it was like, like, my whole point about this hypocrisy is a lot of people have been virtually virtue signaling against this woke right stuff.
They're against the anti-Semitism.
They're against the anti-Zionism.
And they're kind of trying to police the right wing.
And it's like, wait a second about the glass house thing.
What are you over here trying to tell us what's right or what's wrong and what we can or can't criticize?
When, yeah, aren't you a homosexual that literally used IVF and like kind of like rented wombs and did this whole thing that a lot of people consider to be trafficking of children?
I don't know if you're really in some moral position.
And that's what's bothering me the most.
It's not that people are criticizing ideas they disagree with and yet have hypocritical things in their life because we all do.
Like, dude, my house isn't just glass.
It's literally made of a cellophane, you know, wrap.
It's like thin.
You know what I mean?
I'm open about my issues, but you don't see me moral grandstanding on my shows, you know, suddenly being like, oh, you know, this or that.
It's like, yeah, I got issues.
I'll criticize you.
But why do these people think they have the authority to sort of like be the gatekeepers of what is good and right and wholesome?
When it's like, you know, you're kind of fucked up yourself.
So I feel like that's kind of what people are revolting against.
It's like, well, fuck you guys.
We don't even care what you guys have to say anymore.
The same way when somebody woke looks at you is like, Elijah, you don't have any empathy.
What that bitch is saying is, Elijah, you're not being gullible enough to fall for my shit.
And that bothers her.
It has nothing to do with whether or not you have empathy.
She uses empathy when she really means fucking gullible.
And these people aren't Nazis.
You know what I'm saying?
They just want to piss off the people that they feel like have had their fucking digital boot on their throat for the last 20 years.
And I think you have a situation.
First of all, let's sidebar.
How hilarious is it that if you were able to get Hitler in a time machine and you'd tell him the glow up he'd get in 2025 and he'd be like, it's five time everybody came around.
He's like, by the way, your three biggest fucking flag bearers are a mentally ill black guy, a clearly gay, fed Mexican, and fucking, you know, another, you know, gay guy who prayed away the gay.
You know, those are his three biggest flag bearers.
Fuck, all you're saying is that you're an idiot and you don't, AOC, you don't think you can handle a conversation with somebody you could disagree with.
If you're so smart and if you're so noble, you should be able to win them over to your side, right?
Like, especially the Christians are like, how do you platform?
Someone said Elijah should sacrifice the fat of this fat goat.
Okay, I'm not even reading the chat.
It's like the most toxic you bitches.
No, but okay, so this is actually a really conversation because a lot of people do believe that and make the accusation not only that he's a fed, but also that I'm a fed.
And they, but my explanation, everyone understands it, is that I actually had a credential because I used to work as a journalist and I had a credential from the Capitol building.
We are going to talk about the Fed thing because I think that's just an interesting convo because I'd also like, I'd also, he's getting 40 lashes for saying he likes James Lindsey.
It's not even a fat.
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It's like, because we were just making fun of me for being fat.
Like, oh, man, that's actually, that's a funny skit.
If it was like, yeah, Jesus was in the modern day, you know?
It's like instead of eating like Mediterranean food, she's eating McDonald's.
Like, it's not working.
Yeah, it's like, no, but, but, uh, uh, what do you call it?
With China, that's why with working there, I realized that we were lied to completely about China and lied to about like it being some third world country when it's nicer than the United States.
And I was like, huh, this is really, and then the Chinese don't hate Americans and they were really friendly to me and they really liked, they were really fascinated with white people and, you know, and they really like, they wanted to like look at my freckles and, you know, like they were really like, unlike black people, I get weirded out.
I'm like, it's not weird that another race doesn't understand freckles.
Like, I don't think that's weird.
I always like want to touch them and see if they felt like some way.
And also the girls, I wasn't married at the time.
And dude, you can pull, I mean, I'm not super into Asians, but you can pull some serious game there because they like white people better than Asians.
Anyway, long story short, I realized that they lied about China.
And then whenever I go on the internet, I'm like, hey, I worked there and, you know, I realized that China is actually a really nice developed country.
And I mean, the government sucks, but it's a very orderly place, very clean.
People, there's no, you don't get mugged.
It's a very nice place to live in the cities.
People always like, boomers are always like, you get paid by Xi Jinping, you communist.
You're like, no, I'm not saying that they have a great government system.
But can you say we have a good government system?
Because I don't think we do.
At least they get shit done there.
You know, we just get shit on our streets.
You know what I mean?
Nobody's pooping in the streets in China is what I'm talking about.
But it, so then they screenshot this affidavit that's like Elijah then made an agreement with the federal officers and stuff.
But it just says Schaefer.
And so then it comes down to the fact that they end up saying that Schaefer, you could go look it up.
It's the worst thing ever.
It's like Schaefer then now like gave info to the feds, but it's a different guy's first name.
So I got really unfortunate.
But for him, I don't think he did anything illegal.
And I know that they took the money out of his bank accounts.
They froze his money, which I did verify that was true.
They put him on the no-fly list.
But I don't know, I don't know why, but I feel like there had to have been political reasoning or he's got some allies that really do believe in what he believes in in Congress.
Cause there are some people who are really radical like that.
But I don't, so I don't think he was a federal agent.
I think it was like a lie started by his detractors and pushed and pushed and pushed and pushed and exaggerated.
But I don't think from what I saw, there was anything that was like basically meaning if they wanted to put him in jail, they could have because he could have done it with anybody.
So I'm not saying that he was like squeaky clean, but I don't, he didn't step foot in a restricted zone.
Yes, but he, he's also part of what they, you know, they calculate as an extremist group.
And they said his communications and he was directing it.
My point was that like Owen Schroer, they got him for stepping foot in a restricted zone.
And that's what they were using for everyone's trespassing was how they were getting everyone arrested.
And he didn't trespass.
So I think that if I actually believe if Kamala would have won, he would have been arrested because I think that they were waiting for the next line of accusations to go in and to nab people like myself.
But this would have become a circuit court free speech issue because can you just say things?
You can just say things.
He didn't say anything illegal and it's not in a restricted zone.
Can you just arrest someone for incitement like that?
Well, I think they would have tried.
So I don't think he would have gotten off from what it was, but I looked at every single case like his and I saw that nobody ended up getting arrested for those types of charge or accusations if they were not in a restricted area while doing it.
So that's my personal like evidentiary claim, but maybe you're right.
I got offered a lot of money to do a lot of things.
And sometimes I take the money if I believe in the thing.
But I was like, I don't think this is true.
So I did a lot of investigation, called a lot of people, and then I called him up.
And I'm like, you know, he's like, yeah, someone just alerted me on this.
And I was like, I just want you to know there's going to be a paid campaign to like try to take you down.
But I called the people and then by what I shared with you, I shared them my investigation and they decided to shut it down and not take the money from the from the big investors because they believed that they could have been held liable.
So, by the way, on the side notes, all I was going to say is, is that the evidence I presented to them was that he wasn't a Fed was so much so that they believed that they would be held criminally liable for slander if they took the money.
So they pulled the campaign.
Now you're threatening?
No, if he was going to sue people, because I thought he would sue them.
I'm like, hey, you're going to get sued by this guy because here's what he's going to go against you in court.
And they looked at it and were like, okay, we shouldn't do the campaign.
But I will just say that.
That's all.
But there's a lot you could say about me.
There's a lot you could say about Fuentes.
There's a lot you could say.
And I get why people don't like him and I get why people don't like me.
But it's like, I don't think that one's true.
I don't think that one's true or the dick sucking video either.
We're coming into a very, we're coming into a future.
I don't know if you guys have been on Mid Journey at all, but we're coming into a future very, very quickly where there could be a video of you doing something that you look at and you're like, well, this is very clearly me.
Shiloh Hendrix, you're saying the N-word to a kid that's AI.
You know, it was artificial intelligence.
I actually do believe that it's going to get to a point now where we are going to see videos that are like that and that we're not going to know if they're real or fake.
And it's going to become so difficult to define.
And I think it's going to be a very dangerous world within 10 years.
I think it's going to get so, so maybe five years that I think you're going to start seeing really, really detrimental videos of anybody that's challenging the system doing really horrible things.
And it's going to be like, you're going to have to prove by alibi to the public, like, actually, I was here at this time and look where I was.
I just think controlled violence needs to make a little bit of a comeback.
Like, people don't understand the reason why etiquette existed to begin with, the reason why, you know, chivalry, like people think of chivalry as like opening the door for a woman.
No, it was like the rules.
The rules of chivalry were, all right, when you come over to this wedding, you know, in the kingdom next door, this is how we do things here.
And if anybody messes up, we're going to take it as a massive disrespect and we're going to start a hundred-year war.
So follow the rules of the house.
You know what I mean?
And we've now gotten into a place where like nobody respects public spaces.
People fucking speak on the phone in the subway as loud as they can.
And no matter how hard you look at them, they don't fucking stop.
Do you just always tell someone that their music loud?
Just say, hey, have you ever heard about Daniel Penny?
You know, you just say that.
Say, you ever heard about that?
And see if they turn the music off.
That being said, I want to talk about a really interesting situation with James, actually, about Arby's.
It's actually one of my favorite things that happened this week.
It's actually so good that James has become such a gifted writer that I don't know if he's trolling us.
And like, there's going to be a documentary that comes out in like a year on like how he captivated the right wing because I would believe that we're being trolled.
But I sometimes he might be serious.
That being said, guys, do not forget that we've been talking about this company for a long time, Van Man.
You guys got to remember this is not just a moisturizer.
This is natural beef tallow.
So it's made by with one ingredient, which is the best moisturizer for your face.
Now, obviously, I am bad.
Like, I'm proud of myself that I remember to brush my teeth every morning and night.
You know what I mean?
So adding moisturizer is like a difficult thing.
However, sometimes, especially the summer, you got to add a layer of protection when you're a white boy because white does crack.
It's actually true.
Now, this has, you go, beef tallow, why would I use that?
Well, it literally can heal up your skin.
If you have acne, all these things, it'll actually clarify your skin.
But on top of that, it also has essential oils and honey.
So it has a real smooth texture.
Like I always mentioned, every time I find this bottle, there's like a hole right in the middle of it, like into the cream.
And I don't know who's using, someone must be using like three fingers or something.
Yeah, like, I don't know who's doing it, but no, but this stuff is good.
And the reason why I like this company is because all their products, I got two kids under two, right?
I have a breastfeeding wife, and I'm the one that's feeding on the breasts.
But the point of the matter is, is that, you know, there's a lot of stuff that you can't use.
You learn all this stuff.
Like when you're breastfeeding, you can't even get wasted drunk and do cocaine.
It's like, oh, you can't do that.
But apparently there's all these creams you can't use.
One's in the chat if you've eaten Arby's in the last 30 days.
Two's in the chats, if this is the first time you're hearing about Arby's in the last 30 days, or at least today from this.
So James retweets this and says, Arby's trying to appeal to the woke right demo.
That's curtains for them.
Cringe as fuck.
Do you, okay, to use the word curtains and beef, I mean roast beef at the same sentence, that's actually a literary genius.
I'm actually impressed.
And do you think this was a troll or do you think he's being serious?
He connected Arby's and their humor to the woke right, or is he just fucking with us because he like, just like Arby's, he wanted to get back on the show?
Well, yeah, sometimes they're funny, but except when you're like come to the show hungover and you're like, you know, like when you're not hungover or whatever, you know, you could be addicted to people, whatever, but you know, those meal, those feelings, you still have that anxiety.
You think everyone hates you.
You see disappearing messages on your signal and you don't know what you told people because it disappeared.
And you're like, you think everyone hates you.
You know that money?
And then you come in here and they're like, this show sucks.
You faggot.
End the show now.
And you're like, you start turning into Jordan Peterson.
Yeah, I literally, I literally don't know if that was a wise decision.
However, literally supposed to be cutting.
However, I actually built my whole diet today around making sure I had enough space for the Arby's because we've gotten to the point at the gym now where we've gotten like, you can see on my ex, you've gotten pushing so much weight that I think if I try to push any more weight, I'm gonna get hurt.
So now I just need to cut and get the fat off, which is really hard to do because when life's good, I was talking to someone about this.
I go, I don't, I don't know how a lot of these dads are out there with six packs because it's like it's, I guess it's they call it excuses, but I don't know what that word is.
It's like very fucking hard to to like lose weight when you've like got a company to run and you have Mike Mendoza in your life and you also have you have children.
No, but I'm saying, Mike, you know, it's Mike's got young kids and stuff.
It's like life is kind of fucking stressful and it is like hard.
I know it's like it's like, oh, that's an excuse.
It's like, yeah, it's kind of hard not to be a fat ass in America and hard to lose weight.
And like I actually really struggle with cutting because it's like I kind of like I like cutter the country.
I take their money.
But when it comes to cutting, like I'm like, I'm not going to get super big, but I don't know how these dads out there are like shredded like Mark Loebliner and stuff like that.
Well, I mean, if I had to, if I had to guess, it's literally just eating the same thing every single day, which I hate to do, but I mean, I think that is what it comes down to.
The older you get, it's just like, you know, you got to do twice as much as you did in your 20s, you know.
And like you said, Elijah, it's like fucking, you know, you used to be able to eat whatever you want, drink on the weekends, and then hit the gym for an hour on Monday and you'd be good to go.
Now you got to like eat clean all week, you know, and not drink and then hit two hours on Monday just so that you can fucking have a dad bod, you know?
Well, and the women, look, and here's the thing about the thing is that the women, okay, here's kind of like a lie.
So I was at, I went to uh, I went to a meal.
I told them about it where like I was the poorest person at the table by a long shot.
You ever go to those meals where it's like, I'm not just like, I was the poorest person at this Arby's dinner.
No, it's like, it's like weird, like, I don't know if everyone can relate to this, like where you sit down and just by looking at people's watches, you're like, that's my net worth.
Well, I was going to say is like, is like with being around those kinds of people or like, you know, sitting around, they've also probably into that.
But there's, though, there was a point to the story, actually, is that the girl was there.
And, you know, I won't say anything else to the guys, but the guys, obviously, everyone likes this girl.
She's clearly a 10.
And I always talk about how it always bothers me when there's like a woman that beautiful, like, serving food.
It's like, she should be ruining a guy's life somewhere.
You know what I mean?
And, and I was sitting there and then, like, the guys were like, oh, we're cutting or whatever.
And I was like, yeah, I'm going to just like, I'm starting to cut like whatever tomorrow.
Everyone always says that I go, but, you know, it's like, whatever.
And the guy goes, yeah, in Miami, you got to have the good bot.
I go, well, with your guys is money.
Like, I don't know if you really have to have that good of a bod.
You know, I go, I go, I think, I think you'll be okay.
And they're like, no, you need, you need the bods.
And I ask her, I go, I go, do you like dad bots?
And she's like, oh, I love, I love a dad bod.
And I said, Is that because you're talking to men that are clearly over 30 sitting around a table that you know you overheard talking about buying jets?
And she started laughing.
And I go, yeah, so you like dad bods when they have jets, right?
And she was like, I mean, they do have to have money.
And I go, so really, it's not that women like dad bods, that women are gold diggers and like money.
And if you can help them dig the gold, then they're not going to give a shit about your body.
But women do care about men being fit.
However, I will say in the reverse, it's very, very, very few women like that really vascular, like, looks like you're on steroids look.
But like a natural, like girls always say, and then also what girls think is a dad bod, ask them to show them you, and they show you a guy that's fit, but just not cutting.
They show you a guy that's like got a little gut, but he's like ripped, like he's ripped.
And it's like, that's been spending 10 years in the gym.
Well, yeah, well, what it is is like, I don't know what it is, but like, I guess I just have this like, really, I've been doing a lot to fix my testosterone.
It's like over 1,300 now.
And now all of a sudden I just see like women and I'm like, think that they should be reproducing.
Not with me, but I'm saying like, you're just like, I have this like weird protective thing that's developed where I just feel like we need to repopulate the white race.
And that's, I'm not even joking.
I'm like, why is this bitch not in some home with six babies?
Like my brain thinks that always.
And I'm like, where, like, I don't know.
I just, why are these beautiful girls not getting wifed up and having kids?
I actually think that.
It's not a joke.
And I think about their armpits.
No, but, but, no, I, I, I just, I think I don't have a fetish for licking armpits.
Well, he'll like the part about the 16-year-olds, though.
Yeah.
But I also, but I, but I wanted to say, I wanted to ask you that only because I think what it is, is it's like, I think it's like a, you're willing to, like, it's kind of like eating ass or something like that, right?
It's like, you're willing to go everywhere and do everything with them.
So it's kind of like you're kind of like going in the forbidden, like you're kind of just doing like it's like I want to to uh consume you type of thing, but especially when they lie to you and like I've never done this before she really likes me spiritual virgins.
Yeah, oh, also you like this one too.
Guess what?
She was being honest to you when she told you you had the biggest dick she'd ever seen.
So this is actually weird too because I was talking to an older gentleman that was telling me like, and this is, this is going to be weird for especially our female audience, but I don't have any daughters and my kids are young, right?
But he was saying like, one of the scariest parts of being a dad is like when your daughter brings home friends and you start thinking they're hot and you're like, shit, this isn't good.
No, and I was like, he was like, he's like, you know, and then that's obviously then it creates tension with the wife, he was saying, because now there's like, and then you don't want to make the daughter feel weird, but then it's like they come home from college and these like girls are staying at your house like walking around, you know, like no bra on and like, you know, whatever, like around the house.
And you're going, why am I, I'm like, this is really awkward because I'm finding my daughter's friend attractive.
And I go, okay, I don't know.
That's not me.
I'm not there.
However, I will say that's worse than what you're saying.
I like, I feel like I'm like a Mexican woman, and James is like a white man.
It's like, I give him a hard time because I like him and because I know he likes it.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's like, you ever seen someone with a Mexican woman?
They love suffering.
You know what I mean?
Like, you ever see a white guy with a Latina and you go, you like pain.
You know what I mean?
That's a hundred.
I'm not joking.
There is nobody that is crazier than Latina woman, which is why that's like the forbidden, uh, like the red part on the back of a black widow that God's like, hey, that's like dangerous.
It's like when you put an ass and tits like that on a woman.
Because now that I know they're willing to be edgy like that, and one of the biggest talent agencies just picked us up and they actually rep Arby's.
I'm not going to say who it is, but you saw they rep Arby's.
So we should ask them for an Arby sponsorship.
I am not joking.
If Arby's wants to go edgy, I'll take an Arby's.
Because here's the thing: we're talking about beef curtains, and nobody knows beef curtains more than James Lindsay when he's hanging out with the middle-aged roadies on his speaking tour.
You know what I mean?
He's got a lot of roast beef that he's probably getting in between his teeth.
Well, like, that's the hard part now about talent agencies and stuff is like, I don't, they just don't want people that are talented, which is the real reason why they don't want us here because everybody knows that this show is one of the best of the worst.
You know what I mean?
We know of all the bad shows that are out there that really don't provide any value to the world, we're at the top of those.
We're doing pretty damn good in terms of providing you very little value, very little reality, and a lot of Arby's and shit.
I'm just saying they're probably going to fire me soon, too.
You know what I mean?
That would be bad.
That would be really bad.
Wouldn't want that to happen.
Shit.
Everybody knows that.
But by the way, that's how this show, even though it says slightly offensive behind here, came up with the name Nightly Offensive because when I left, I wasn't allowed to use my own brand's name.
So I just put an N in it because anytime you want to fuck something up, just add an N.
Yeah, I'm just going to say, yeah, Arby's, I'm not joking.
Hit up Freddy and ask him if he could try to pitch Arby's from, see if they're going edgy, because that would be a fucking mean sponsorship only because I wouldn't have to lie to the audience or fake it.
I actually love it.
So the truth is, is that it would basically, I'd do it for free.
You know what I mean?
So I'm just telling them right now, you got a client in me.
I actually really like that sandwich so much.
The only reason why I'm not eating more is because I want to be able to, I'm actually, I had a picture I was going to show you guys, which was my starting picture to keep me focused.
I took a picture of starting for the cut, a starting one, and I was going to show it.
But then I realized it's like kind of provocative.
There's a video of the there's a video and it's about Gaza and genocide, but it's really like, you know, this guy's like, let me sell $10 diabetes, motherfucker.
Yeah, but they're Bolshevik Jews, which are against the Sanhedrin Jews, so they're different because the Sanhedrin Jews, right, as we know, as we know, are members of the crown.
And we don't want to talk about the Fabians.
No, but so there's a difference between the populist Bolshevik Jews and the other Jews.
They're against Zionism because they're against the imperialism of the crown.
Mendoza knows the Vendoza report broke it here that there's a lot of British people for some reason and playwrights, you know, people with they change their last name so you don't know they're British.
It's unfortunate, but you know, apparently in this show, we like to hire people who then tell us they're Jewish after telling us they're not.
You know, that's happened like several times here where like people are like, like they think because I'm criticizing Zionism that like they have to like hide that they're Jewish and which is like the craziest thing because like what you think I'm gonna kill you?
They'll be like, you know, oh, hey, yeah, like, just wanted to let you know, like, I'm okay with what you say about Jews and stuff, but like, I'm a, I'm Italian, you know?
That's a, you can get your very own Auschwitz pajamas because, you know, it gets really tiring and you got to get good sleep when you're putting on plays and you're, you know, you're having a good time.
With a capital G, because might as well be sacrilegious and cringe.
Matt Walsh said this: I've been in the middle of some bullshit outrage cycles in my day, but the one that some of you cooked up this week is probably the fakest of all.
There are even conservatives hounding me and demanding that I apologize for a hidden swastika that someone else posted in a tweet that I replied to.
Just to be perfectly clear to all of the slimy little smear merchants playing this game, because this obviously caused some problems.
I like that we've gotten to the point where it's like, you know, nobody apologizes anymore, which is great.
That's the true end of woke culture is when people stopped apologizing.
That's what took the power away.
The other thing is now the next step is just be funny.
You know, like Matt should have just, when he got caught and, you know, if he honestly didn't know what he's doing, he should have just retweeted, like, did not see that coming.
And that's it.
And it's over.
Like, you know, we, in the 90s, it was just bite me or like, you know, fucking suck my dick.
Like now this, I got to write a press release about it.
Like, fuck that.
I'm not even giving these people my fucking time.
Be like, all right, fucking fuck off.
You know, I got to get lectured by people that fucking cheerleaded Ashley Sinclair on Valentine's Day.
Harrison actually opened my eyes to something I hadn't considered, where he talked about where like all the anti-white movement comes from, talking about the Afrikaans thing, and he broke down the demographics of voting and who votes for anti-government, right?
And if you break down the demographic, and this is all Harrison, I'm not taking credit for this.
If you look at the demographics of voters in America and in Europe, if the only demographic that consistently votes for limited government and less government are white men.
Yeah.
And if you look at it through the perspective of a global takeover, if you look at it through a perspective of, okay, this is trying to break down our systems as they exist and how they've created the most prosperous society humanity has ever had.
Well, who stands in the way of the quote-unquote globalists, whatever you want to call them?
And it's very clearly, the data is showing them very clearly that it's white men.
So of course they're going to go after the founding fathers.
That what did the founding fathers do?
They told the globalist at the time, which was the British Empire, ah, go fuck yourselves.
We're going to do our own thing.
They were the globalists of the day.
And now when you look at it through that perspective, I had never considered it that way.
But that makes all the sense in the world.
That if only men voted, we limit government.
If white men vote exclusively, there might not even be a government.
Right.
So that really changed my thinking on where this is coming from and why.
You know, as opposed to just idiots that are feeding into some sort of, you know, power struggle or insecurity at a college campus or something like that.
Or especially in the entertainment industry, everybody latched on to me too, and everybody latched on to this anti-white movement because they're just not as funny and they're less talented.
And this was an easy way for an inroad for them in a very, very difficult, very difficult business for anybody.
But this changes my perspective on where it's coming from and why.
I thought that Harrison did an excellent job on that.
And, you know, unironically was actually back in the day.
I don't know if you know who was saying this.
This is actually what brought me into politics.
And this is where, like, you know, I'll see Joel Berry, Seth Dylan, you know, James and a lot of these guys talking about this woke right thing and talking about, like I saw they've been coming after me a lot the last you know, 72 hours, which I think is funny and I appreciate it.
I like the new title too.
It's very nice.
Imagine I'm, I have a title in the woke right.
I'm like a youth recruiter, you know.
So I do like it.
But they're like, you know oh, I see this, this argument under where people like some old producers at Daily WIRE are like, when did Elijah turn into a virulent, you know?
You know Anti-Semite and stuff.
I'm like I've never been an Anti-Semite and actually one of the main criticisms people have that are on the far right is like I'm not openly Anti-Semitic and I'm not, you know, openly hateful people and I give people a chance and I listen to both sides and you know, and they want me to be something that I'm not.
Yeah yeah, exactly.
But but I think one of the the craziest parts is like they were arguing like when did Elijah become this white supremacist, you know Anti-Semite?
And I'm going, you know it's funny because they were arguing.
There's like this whole threat about you know how, like I switched to identity politics and they go.
What got me involved in politics was literally when I was in high school, like not even what got me into this career, but what what I started noticing was was how much white people were demon.
While I was in high school, I noticed how much we were demonized in the public school system and how much hatred I was always arguing, like why I would notice that there was a lot of this happening and I would argue in favor of white people.
And I became very racist in high school because I hung around Mexicans and Blacks at a public high school in Los Angeles and I saw how the white kids behaved, even if they were poor, and I saw how Hispanics, even if they had money, and blacks behaved and in general, whites behaved better.
They were safe, there was no danger, and Mexicans were stabbing each other and blacks were shooting each other.
So I watched it and you know, and I grew up in a very anti-racist and they gaslight you too about it like when you say things that are very obviously true, all jokes aside yeah, and then they're like, oh no you're, you're just, that's your privilege talking.
Yeah yeah right well, and so somebody said here that I got them into politics.
But what really got me into politics was the fear of where Obama and this woke movement was going in 2008.
When that's when I really got like involved was in 2008, I was like this is very serious and I really just cared about white issues.
And then people are like, oh well, this is like the ironic part about the woke right thing, where were all these people?
They just popped up.
No, We were all under censorship from the left.
You guys agreed with them and were censoring you.
Like when I was at that said network, they were constantly telling me, coming to inviting me to the office, telling me I was being too identity politics, too race-based.
And like, if I was going to say anything more race-based, I would get fired and telling me, like, you know, that I can't do that.
So it's like, no, no, they were just policing me.
Then I became independent and you started hearing how I really think.
So you just saw me, like, I told people, we had an editorial.
Like, I'd get entirely, they wouldn't let me go live for the first few years because they would cut out entire sections of my show.
I'd go on a rant about that was pro-white, and they would always get removed, right?
Anytime there was anything or a guest was too pro-white, they would get a meeting.
They would be like, yo, this guy's like, you know, kind of like seen as a white nationalist and pro-white.
You can't have people like that on your show.
And it's like, so no, we didn't go anywhere.
We all thought this way, but all the people that thought this way, like me, were deleted during the Great Purge on YouTube.
They call them the alt-right and they deleted them all.
And then people like myself or Candace or all these people, which by the way, we're not, we're not, we're not white supremacists.
We're just, we're factually pro-West and we're pro-white, which is totally a fine thing to be.
And you should be pro-white, even if you're black, like Candace.
And then all of a sudden, they're just shocked because without all the censorship and the narrative control, they're realizing that the right wing actually didn't go away with the great purge in 2018 and 2020 on YouTube.
Like they thought they got rid of us, but in reality, we all just started playing a little smarter and we never stopped advocating for white people.
And now, just like the left called us Nazis and we didn't care, it's like, we don't care what you call us, James.
We don't care if you call us woke right or alt-right or Nazis or whatever.
Like white people are being genocide in our own homelands.
We're going to be a minority and we're being systematically destroyed.
Our systems that we've set up of our republics and what we're doing have been taken over by socialists and by communists.
We're making laws in every one of our countries against free speech and we see who's behind it and what's happening.
And we're not hateful people, but we love, we know that this is an anti-white racial agenda.
Look at what the Afrikaners during 59 immigrants that are white into this country that actually share our language.
Afrakons is the closest dialect to English that exists in modern language.
And they share our culture and they're hardworking and they're not coming here for refugee status.
They have they're highly skilled farmers.
They can add to our economy.
We have a shortage of farmers actually.
And then everyone's mad.
It's because they're white.
And people don't understand that, look, you cannot play identity politics.
You can, you know, be like, you know, Joel Berry.
I love how he goes, my in-group preference.
He speaks out against white identity politics.
My in-group preference is just conservative Christians who like love their country are patriotic.
And I Google AI.
What demographic of people are conservative Christians and patriotic?
And it's like, white people.
It's like, yeah, Joel, you like white people.
And there's nothing wrong with that, buddy.
There's nothing wrong with that.
It doesn't mean you hate blacks or you hate anyone.
But guys, when our country became more diverse, our social cohesion broke down.
It hasn't been better.
Everyone has black friends and Jewish friends.
That's not the point.
The point is, is that as the country became less white, it became more violent, more dystopian.
We started losing our liberties.
And then we also, what do black people want?
They want reparations and, you know, don't say the N-word.
And what do white people want?
We just want peace and we want progress.
And it's like, I don't know.
That's why it's like, it's like being pro-white is not a racist position.
Matt Walsh has been open about it too.
Being pro-white is a positive thing.
It's like, why would you not want, why would Chinese people be anything but pro-Chinese?
How could you have a good China without being pro-Chinese?
You have to be pro-the people that the system is built for who built it and run it, or else it's going to crumble.
I totally get that, but also at the same time, like I've always found it hilarious that knowing my Irish heritage and my Irish history, that like I was somehow supposed to feel guilty for what the British did.
Like they weren't raping my ancestors for a thousand years before they even knew the New World existed.
So, you know, I've been, I, I've been, uh, I've never, unfortunately, had any tinge of white guilt about me.
And it's hurt me in the entertainment industry because I just, I never gave a shit.
I know about no blacks, no Irish need apply.
I know about all that stuff.
And you sit here and you're like, you know, representation, this, representation, that.
And I'm, okay, represent.
So let me take, let me take you at your word.
Representation matters.
Fair enough.
We've had eight years of a black president in this country, or at least four, because he's half.
Then we've had how many years of an Italian president?
We've had how many years of a Portuguese president?
We've had how many years.
We've had what, six years of a Catholic president, you know, four and a half years of an Irish president and both of them ended up without their brain intact between Kennedy and Biden.
I mean, you know, so I think that, you know, and I know that this term gets bastardized, but organic diversity is the best thing in the fucking world.
Forced divorce diversity is horrible.
Like organic diversity is, all right, Arabic numbers are better than Roman numerals.
Like the best wins.
That's fine.
We don't need to be using Roman numerals because it's, you know, from Western culture.
We can use Arabic numerals.
They're fucking easier.
It's fine.
You know, I just worry sometimes because I get caught in this as well.
And I get pissy with it.
And I find myself getting angry, you know, on the verge, maybe even of hateful.
And then I wonder, like, it wasn't like this 20 years ago, Elijah.
I'm telling you, it wasn't like this in the late 90s, early 2000s.
And then something definitely changed.
Whether you believe in the Occupy Wall Street conspiracy theory about the banks turning on the race war and the CIA doing that or not.
But I do find that a lot of what you're describing, I agree with completely, but it comes down to us being a much poorer middle class and a much poorer people.
But we're not, we don't have less money.
We brought in more tax.
A lot of people don't know this.
We brought in more tax revenue than ever in the history of our country last year.
So when they tell you that all we need are more taxes and the climate will change, they got more money last year than ever before in the history of our country.
What's better?
We spent $15 trillion on war in the last 25 years.
That's crazy.
What have we, the people, gotten for that?
For this global empire?
Like, look, if we're going to have a global empire, fine.
But we should get something for that.
Right?
We're financing it.
So who, the money didn't just disappear into the ether?
Who got the money?
And the more we end up fighting each other over what are very real issues for sure, but I think that they're being done on purpose because then as long as we're fighting each other over this minutiae down here in the mud with each other, we're not asking what the fuck happened to the $9 trillion.
I was told this by somebody, and I haven't done the research myself.
So let's, you know, caveat allegedly or whatever, do your own research.
But that one mile of high-speed rail, I was told, has been sold from Gavitt Newsom's family and group to Feinstein's family and group to Pelosi's family and group to Brown's family and group back to that.
Like they've sold it to each other six or seven different times using grant money, our money, and then sold it to themselves, upping the price of it each time.
So they have sold the land.
that the government needs for that high-speed rail like 10 times to each other, keeping the profits each time.
You know, but what you're saying is something really important that's like, yes and no.
I listen, I actually agree with you, but what's happened is, is that like people say, well, they get us fighting this stuff.
Yes.
But at the same time, it's like, you do have to fight it because of like, I think one of the greatest things that failed our country, like what you said is forced diversity is not good is the force of integration.
You know, they desegregated the country, not by nature.
The blacks didn't even want to be desegregated.
They did it at gunpoint, right?
And when I was in LA, they did the busing program, you know, where they would bust poor Mexican kids out of the ghetto into like the rich, you know, zip codes and try to bring a quota.
And this like this, you know, equivocation of diversity, meaning that you force everyone to be at the same place has genuinely destroyed what we've built as a nation.
So that's why in LA, you know, they even have this like a rent control.
So some buildings in a zip code have to be rent control.
So it's like, then you have these like ghetto-ass people living next to a $30 million home because it's what's right.
And it's like, well, is that right?
Because is that really right?
You know, should it, should it, should life suck for everyone?
Or like the president of El Salvador said, isn't it that we should sacrifice the rights of like 60,000 people so that 6 million can be free?
You know, and that's what he did is he took the way habeas corpus.
He took away Miranda rights.
That's not what they called them there, but he took away their human rights and he jailed all these motherfuckers from MS-13 and Trende Aragua and he put them in prison in CCOP.
Not everyone gets to shoot blacks, but I thought about behind a cop just so I can kill a black person legally.
Now, I'm joking.
People think I like hate black people.
And like, that's only 90% true.
No, literally, I have no issues with blacks.
I just fuck around with those with those jokes.
I have a lot of, I have a lot of, I love how I just show videos of what blacks are doing.
I don't even like say anything.
And people are like, you hate blacks.
You know, like, these are just videos that you guys filmed of yourselves.
I don't know how this is hateful.
This is just your culture.
There's a video I want to play here real fast.
I want to, I want to, of course, end on, you know, some hate.
There was a, I like to end, like, we already went through bigotry, went through misogyny, sexism.
And I think we haven't gotten through like racist hate yet.
So we need to make sure we get to that part of the show.
But my friend Aldo, who's Italian, was with the other blacks, as you mentioned earlier, was with the other black people at a graduation.
He was saying that they were like quirking and stuff when they got their diplomas.
Like, what the hell is this?
I go, this is a common thing.
Blacks typically will chimp out, right, at these, at their graduations.
I'm from LA.
I remember it.
And so Drew has like, Drew is this like new vitriolic hate for blacks.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
It doesn't come across like joking at all.
It's just like these dirty monkeys.
Like, dude, it's crazy Mexican, right?
You're like, damn, this is like Clay's from LA too.
Like, classic Mexicans and blacks hate each other.
Again, everyone thinks it's whites.
Go talk to Hispanics about blacks in LA.
They're not going to like them.
Okay.
So he started putting up all these videos.
He got like 20 million views on them.
the blacks are trying to kill him now for just uploading videos of their graduations like she looks but she's finally finishing middle school Yeah, take that off from us.
I might try to lose because honestly, if I could find an excuse to not use X for I've used it for work, I think it like definitely makes my life worse.
If you're not getting a lot of people, as an actual Nazi, do you think the first time a black person gets a six-figure job, they wouldn't want to move next to you?
Would they rather live in Magic City or they'd rather live next to you?
So how much does you being a Nazi actually bother them, do you think?
That's what's a Chick-fil-A did on purpose, actually.
They have higher prices that blacks wouldn't eat there.
That's not a joke.
You should see the racist founder.
But yeah, but Raising Canes, it's like there's very few of them here in Florida.
And when you get to this one that's like right up in like West Palm area, like Boynton, oh, like it's just, it's like you're like at a graduation and you're just like, I'm trying to eat bomb chicken.
Like, I didn't want a sideshow.
I don't know what it is with blacks and fried chicken, but like they're just in Florida, you can't get away from either because fried chicken is delicious.
Someone said the show goes 100% harder when drinking.
I mean, when you're drinking, when we're drinking, I haven't been drinking on, I haven't been drinking on stream anytime recently because we started to have to like delete too many episodes.
Not to mention the fact that there was like a season there with You Are Here where I don't think I ever did an episode sober five days a week, which was pretty good.
I think I went like one time, like three months without doing a sober episode.
I think Eva Lovia was on an episode too.
Like, I used to just get hammered with the guests before the show.
Like, we'd just be hanging out in my office and we just get hammered and then like show up.
And then, like, all of a sudden, my co-host is getting up.
Now I'm the only one on set.
I'm just like looking at nobody, just keep talking about whatever, just vomiting everywhere.
And I'm like, and then like, like, passing out, sitting on the floor, like the crew's helping her.
And I'm just like, I got stuck in like a 10-minute monologue about the Barbie movie or something because like she was like about to pass out and like laying on the floor.
And like, I was like, and this all happens.
And then like, I was like, get my co-host back and go, right.
Yeah, the 20th down in Fort Lauderdale, down here in Florida, the 20th in Fort Lauderdale at Shamrock Comedy Club.
Then I have, I'm going to be with Dave Landau in Houston, Texas at the Houston Improv on the 29th, back in Boca Raton at Sadman Comedy Cafe the 30th, and then in Charleston on the 31st.
So if people can come check me out, that'd be great.
No, I actually, dude, you know what's funny is like, I know people always get really, we obviously have a very like there's like a lot of like young guys that rightfully so are like really against porn and stuff.
And I don't, I would never promote porn, but like unironically, sometimes some of the coolest people that I know are porn stars.
That's like, and that's weird that I know a lot of people that are porn stars, but from LA, I almost got into doing porn myself back in the day.
Somebody did, but I'm glad I didn't at the time because somebody told me that they go, which I wasn't like, I wasn't like on like the internet.
They were like, hey, like, didn't you say one day that you think you're going to end up having like an audience somewhere that people are going to want to watch you talk because you're going to turn talking into a living?
And I go, yeah.
They go, you don't want people to be able to like post pictures of your dick on the comment section when you do that.
And that was all they told me.
It was like when I was like 18, you know, and I was like, you're right.
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