Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - WTF: Con Inc. Has INSANE CRASHOUT Over “WOKE RIGHT” | Guest: Gerard Michaels
Aired: 2025-05-16
Duration: 02:22:58


=== Crazy Week Revelations (15:42) ===

[00:04:51]  Well, it turned out to be a kind of crazy week.
[00:04:54]  All of a sudden, you had Zionists out talking about the dangers of Qatar after Trump was getting a $400 million jet, saying, Is it good to be receiving money from a small country in the Middle East that could determine your political motives and actions in a country?
[00:05:09]  And I thought for a second, maybe these guys are right.
[00:05:12]  What the hell would we be doing in a country where a little tiny piece of land all the way in jackass the other side of the world could be putting money into our political system and then influencing politicians?
[00:05:23]  I mean, we've got to put an end to this.
[00:05:25]  I say, let's not just stop Qatar, let's stop all countries that are doing that.
[00:05:29]  Plus, we also found out that Arby's is the food of white supremacy.
[00:05:35]  That was a really great development.
[00:05:37]  I thought that was kind of cool.
[00:05:39]  Plus, there is a couple getting absolutely heckled for singing the Hell Hitler Nigga song from Kanye West.
[00:05:46]  Now, many people say that that song's controversial.
[00:05:49]  Many people say that it's a work of art.
[00:05:51]  I don't know what I think about it, but we are going to talk to our guests in a little bit about that as well.
[00:05:54]  Plus, some of the insane things that have been happening in this country are all being covered here and more on another episode of Nightly Offensive, the best, worst show on the internet.
[00:06:03]  Let's start the show.
[00:06:21]  There you go.
[00:06:21]  Okay, anyways, it's supposed to be louder, but louder is another show with Crowder.
[00:06:26]  And it's called Louder with Crowder and a slightly dull sound with Elijah, quieter with Elijah.
[00:06:31]  It doesn't really roll off the tongue.
[00:06:33]  My guest today, Gerard Michaels.
[00:06:36]  Tell us why you're here, man.
[00:06:37]  Welcome to the show.
[00:06:38]  What's going on, man?
[00:06:39]  It's good to see you.
[00:06:40]  Big fan of the show.
[00:06:41]  And Louder with Schaefer sounds pretty good to me.
[00:06:44]  I don't know.
[00:06:44]  It's all right.
[00:06:45]  Yeah, it's great, great to be here, man.
[00:06:47]  And I don't know.
[00:06:48]  I guess we're here to.
[00:06:50]  Listen, I don't hate the Jews.
[00:06:51]  I like the Jews, but I've also been in the entertainment industry for 15 years.
[00:06:54]  So it's like, I'm not anti-Semitic, but it's very hard to be pro-Semitic.
[00:06:59]  Yeah.
[00:07:00]  It's like the idea of like, I'm not anti-women, but you live around them long enough and you're like, do I really need to be a feminist?
[00:07:05]  Do I have to be like a pro-woman?
[00:07:07]  Maybe I just live with you and I understand.
[00:07:09]  Just a couple weeks away, you know, just to, you know, like, maybe let's, let's, you know, like, I don't hate Israel, but let's, I don't know, let's maybe do like four to eight years trial separation.
[00:07:17]  You know, like, let's try that.
[00:07:18]  Yeah, like, see how it goes.
[00:07:19]  What if, what if, what's crazy is everyone loves that country so much.
[00:07:23]  What if everyone who loved it just went and lived there for a few years?
[00:07:25]  There was like, like, it wasn't like concentration camps.
[00:07:27]  I'm not talking about deporting people.
[00:07:29]  Talking about taxpayer first-class tickets paid for by Qatari Airlines right into Tel Aviv.
[00:07:35]  Why don't you all live there?
[00:07:36]  You know what I mean?
[00:07:37]  I mean, it's just shocking to me that the big takeaway from this is that Air Force One is 40 years old.
[00:07:43]  You don't think that there's technology upgrades in the last 40 years that might be able to take down a jumbo fucking jet from the sky?
[00:07:51]  You know, I don't know, man.
[00:07:52]  It's pretty wild when you start thinking about it.
[00:07:55]  Also, I think that the big thing is like, you know, the Venn diagram between the American CIA and Israeli Mossad is just basically a fucking circle at this point.
[00:08:03]  So, you know, sometimes it's like, you know, the enemies within the house.
[00:08:07]  You know, the call is coming from inside the house type of a deal.
[00:08:10]  Yeah, we're going to be putting out a lot of crash out here from Con Inc.
[00:08:13]  I'm not joking with you guys.
[00:08:14]  This is going to be a great episode.
[00:08:16]  We have so much shit to talk and this is going to be a shit show.
[00:08:19]  Anyways, on my left, we have the one, the only pro-communist guest always fighting for a greater left.
[00:08:26]  Michael Hennessy, welcome back to the show.
[00:08:28]  You know me.
[00:08:29]  That's the number one thing I fight for.
[00:08:31]  A little thrown off because we didn't do a dance right now, but it's okay.
[00:08:35]  We got some Arby's and I think everything's going to work out well.
[00:08:38]  Yeah, that being said, somebody who loves beef curtains, Michael Mendoza of theMendozaReport.com, which by the way has now been translated reporta de Mendoza into Spanish.
[00:08:52]  It's like what the fourth language now.
[00:08:54]  We're really happy about this.
[00:08:55]  Welcome back to the show.
[00:08:56]  Hey, what's going on?
[00:08:56]  I'm here.
[00:08:57]  I'm not queer, but the rest of the panel is happy to be here.
[00:09:01]  And if you join from the front page, which we are on right now on Rumble, shout out to Rumble.
[00:09:06]  Shout out to Rumble.
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[00:09:11]  Go to ElijahSchaefer.locals.com, follow us there, gay exclusive content.
[00:09:15]  And yeah, happy to be on the show.
[00:09:16]  Yeah, so obviously this show is smart because we launch at eight o'clock, which is the time of Timcast.
[00:09:21]  It's really smart when you have a small podcast and a startup company to launch your show at the same time of one of the most watched conservative shows.
[00:09:28]  That's literally the exact market you're trying to hit.
[00:09:30]  People told me it was a great idea.
[00:09:32]  It's almost like, you know, being against the entertainers and then moving to Boca Raton, which is literally the most Jewish place in like the entire world.
[00:09:40]  My guest today, Gerard, we're going to be talking about some pretty interesting stuff.
[00:09:44]  I want to begin by jumping into just the crash out with the mainstream media.
[00:09:49]  I think it's, I don't know if it's safe to say, but I feel like this fake news that like podcasting is independent media is definitely past its expiration date.
[00:10:00]  Like these guys are like sponsored by like Bear or like, you know, McDonald's.
[00:10:05]  And they're like, you know, we're really independent voices.
[00:10:07]  And I'm like, listen, Dave Rubin, you have like venture capitalists like running your media empire.
[00:10:15]  You have tech investors from Tel Aviv helping with your startup company.
[00:10:19]  Do I really think that like you're going to be an unbiased source of truth?
[00:10:22]  It's like when Fox says like fair and balanced and you're like, is that true?
[00:10:25]  I feel like we got to kind of be honest about the mainstream really.
[00:10:28]  It is podcasters now.
[00:10:29]  Well, how honest do you want me to be?
[00:10:31]  Fucking as honest as honest.
[00:10:34]  You really want me to pull the full certain back?
[00:10:37]  Show them me the wizard.
[00:10:38]  Everything about this is just fake and gay.
[00:10:40]  Like there's just no way we can wake up every day and just find something to be pissed off about.
[00:10:45]  The world isn't ending every day.
[00:10:47]  Every day is not like, you know, and this, as much as I love InfoWars, and I think Alex Jones has done such a great job.
[00:10:53]  But like, you know, especially when he gets mad about people watching the Super Bowl, like, we're going to fight on a global or something.
[00:10:58]  It's like, bro, nobody fucking, like, like, either fight or don't fight.
[00:11:02]  Like, either have the war or don't have the war.
[00:11:05]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:05]  Like, sometimes, man, like, the whole reason to fight is so that you can watch football, so that you can just veg out.
[00:11:11]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:12]  Like, so you can be George Washington who's like, can I just go to the fucking farm now or what?
[00:11:16]  You know, and this idea, like, Timcast, you know, great talented people.
[00:11:20]  I'm supposed to say that or whatever, but like, I've never agreed with people so much and wanted them to stop talking so fucking bad.
[00:11:27]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:11:28]  Agree with everything they fucking say.
[00:11:30]  And I'm just like, shut up, you fucking nerd.
[00:11:33]  And that's what this is.
[00:11:34]  Like, every night we got to find something to be angry about.
[00:11:37]  Every world turned out for us.
[00:11:39]  And we're doing this for fucking clicks.
[00:11:40]  I don't know, man.
[00:11:41]  Like, I just, I, and I'm, I'm as guilty of it as anybody else.
[00:11:45]  But at the same time, I just, I just hope and pray one day I wake up and I finally have both the balls and the charisma to find 10 brave men and we just become the modern Vikings and just go fucking buy plane tickets down to Mexico and just rape people.
[00:12:00]  I mean, hold up.
[00:12:01]  Raid.
[00:12:04]  Sorry, I read it.
[00:12:04]  I read the teleprompter wrong.
[00:12:06]  Yeah, I apologize.
[00:12:08]  I want to wake up one day and fucking, you know, and just know that I, me and my, my merry men of modern Vikings took over a cartel compound.
[00:12:17]  More than matching.
[00:12:18]  That money is ours now.
[00:12:19]  And now we go home and it's like, you know, I just, yeah, I don't have it in me, man.
[00:12:23]  I don't have it in me to fucking like wake up every day and be pissed off about shit I can't change.
[00:12:28]  Well, I think also the key thing is I'm building an army and the leader is James Lindsay, you know, the arbiter of masculinity, as they call it.
[00:12:39]  I think today's gonna be a fun episode.
[00:12:41]  Some of the stuff that I want to talk about, I'm gonna just jump into the crash out here.
[00:12:44]  I want to look at this.
[00:12:45]  So the way I look at it is we have this sort of diabolical division right now in what I would call like freedom-based media because I don't really want to call it right-wing media.
[00:12:55]  This is sort of like, you know, because Russell Brand isn't by no means right-wing, right?
[00:12:58]  He's more like a libertarian, liberal-ish kind of guy.
[00:13:02]  What does right-wing even mean anymore?
[00:13:04]  Gay and Jewish.
[00:13:10]  Right?
[00:13:11]  Right?
[00:13:11]  Isn't that like it's like, it's like, if you're not promoting anal sex and like, you know, sending money to fight and blow up some families, are you really Republican?
[00:13:20]  And that's a question I'm being, I was being serious.
[00:13:21]  I wasn't saying that.
[00:13:22]  So we're going like neocon, like, you know, the, the, well, I guess, well, Douglas Murray, everyone's been defending him on the right, and he is literally a neo-Lindsey Graham's been gay for a very long time.
[00:13:32]  A very long time.
[00:13:33]  Yeah.
[00:13:34]  He's, he, Lindsey Graham Christian.
[00:13:36]  Yeah, but I was gonna say, Lindsey Graham makes me think you could be born gay because I'm like, there's no way you become such a fag like that, like by just getting molested.
[00:13:44]  It's like, that guy was born to be a gay guy.
[00:13:47]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:47]  Like, you're like, look at him, like, hell yeah.
[00:13:49]  Like, I'm actually becoming pro-gay to see Lindsey.
[00:13:51]  I'm like, Lindsay Graham is gay shit.
[00:13:52]  He was born to be a baker in Charleston, but somehow he ended up in the Senate.
[00:13:56]  Boy, how did he?
[00:13:58]  Dude, it's like, yeah.
[00:13:59]  Oh, man.
[00:14:00]  Fags for Freedom.
[00:14:01]  It's my new movement.
[00:14:02]  I'm the leader of it.
[00:14:03]  Me and James are starting a new movement together.
[00:14:05]  I want to talk about this interesting crash out on the right, though.
[00:14:08]  I feel like there's just a lot of hysteria, and people are sort of like their pots calling the kettle black, meaning like a lot of people are projecting on the internet recently.
[00:14:20]  And people like me who just troll people for a living and somehow make a good living doing that sit back and we laugh at them.
[00:14:26]  But one of the things I thought was funny is Dave Rubin, who's been on the show multiple times, by the way.
[00:14:30]  He's given me, I have a signed copy of his book, Don't Be Gay.
[00:14:34]  You know, because I was talking about hypocrisy.
[00:14:36]  No, no, but he's a very, very kind guy.
[00:14:39]  I've always enjoyed hanging out with him alone in dark rooms.
[00:14:43]  But I've always enjoyed hanging out with him.
[00:14:46]  You know, I remember when I met his husband, Dave Rubin, which was like even weirder.
[00:14:50]  You know, they say like gay people marry a version of themselves and they're a bit narcissistic, but like, that's crazy.
[00:14:54]  Your name's Dave Rubin.
[00:14:55]  You married a gay guy named Dave Rubin.
[00:14:57]  Well, Dave will be the first to tell you that he loves him.
[00:14:58]  So Dave Rubin.
[00:15:00]  So, you know, at least he's honest about it, you know?
[00:15:02]  Yeah.
[00:15:03]  Well, Dave Rubin, you know, started lashing out against Kanye West, as you would know.
[00:15:08]  Kanye West made a song called Hell Hitler Nigga.
[00:15:10]  I think that's what it's actually called.
[00:15:12]  By the way.
[00:15:13]  I think.
[00:15:13]  Did they?
[00:15:14]  I think it's called I've seen HH.
[00:15:16]  Just for the people that may want to check it out themselves.
[00:15:20]  Shows you how much research and development we do on this show.
[00:15:24]  But, you know, he weighed in on this song.
[00:15:27]  And I want to read what he said.
[00:15:28]  Said, he said, mentally ill fucked hard.
[00:15:30]  You know, and you always know it's a real collegiate entrance into an argument when you start with calling people fucktards, reminding you that this is like the guy who founded Locals, which we're a big supporter of, by the way.
[00:15:44]  Yeah, ElijahShaver.locals.com.
[00:15:46]  I need to buy some children.
[00:15:48]  He said, mentally ill-fucked Kanye can sing whatever he wants.
[00:15:53]  And I love when they always start out with like a rhetorical statement that everybody knows.
[00:15:57]  It's like, you know, in America, you can be gay.
[00:16:00]  Sure.
[00:16:01]  Sure.
[00:16:01]  Great.
[00:16:02]  The brave free speech warriors praising him for saying Hail Hitler.
[00:16:06]  Then in the same breath, say the N-word.
[00:16:08]  Also like how he actually capitalized H-H, like Hail Hitler.
[00:16:11]  Like, are we supposed to be doing that?
[00:16:13]  I'm not up to date on the new AP guidebook.
[00:16:15]  For Nazism?
[00:16:16]  Yeah.
[00:16:17]  You haven't gotten your copy?
[00:16:18]  It's, you know, I'm in between places right now.
[00:16:21]  Can somebody get him a coffee of the city?
[00:16:23]  We have a bunch in the back.
[00:16:24]  We got you covered.
[00:16:25]  We try to make sure that when we talk about Nazism, we have respect in it.
[00:16:29]  You told yourself.
[00:16:30]  What I checked out was that white was lowercase and black is uppercase, which is true in the AP style guy.
[00:16:36]  Yeah, you know, and we all know in the end, it's the Jews' fault anyway.
[00:16:39]  So, you know, you got to blame them somewhere.
[00:16:41]  So it always is their fault.
[00:16:45]  You know what I mean?
[00:16:45]  You stub your toe.
[00:16:46]  Whose fault is it?
[00:16:48]  Think about this.
[00:16:49]  You wouldn't be in that situation if we weren't in a financial capitalist system.
[00:16:54]  And so therefore, you actually being there in that moment was based upon the system we live in, which is built by who?
[00:17:00]  The Jews.
[00:17:01]  You know what I mean?
[00:17:01]  So you stub your toe.
[00:17:02]  It's their fault too.
[00:17:05]  It's like the Kevin Bacon thing, two degrees of separation.
[00:17:08]  Like the second degree is always the Jews.
[00:17:09]  So what is this tunnel?
[00:17:11]  The tunnel under this table.
[00:17:12]  Where does it go to, though?
[00:17:13]  To Tim Pools?
[00:17:15]  Just ignore the mattresses.
[00:17:18]  Too many questions.
[00:17:19]  Too many questions.
[00:17:20]  Yeah.
[00:17:20]  No, but so that's actually, if people don't know the show, because what's his name?
[00:17:24]  James Lindsay's been cutting up the show and he doesn't get this whole show as a dark humor show.
[00:17:28]  Like he thinks this is a serious podcast.
[00:17:30]  I don't know how you watch a single minute of the show and think we're being serious for a single minute.
[00:17:33]  Yeah.
[00:17:34]  Well, I'm going to lose everybody in your chat here, but I like James Lindsey.
[00:17:38]  I consider James a fairy.
[00:17:39]  We love James Linda.
[00:17:42]  I also think James is a brilliant guy, but I think what happens is, yeah, I think him and Jordan Peterson suffer from the same thing.
[00:17:51]  And I think there's three things that they suffer from that they have in common.
[00:17:54]  One, they were never meant to be in the podcast sphere.
[00:17:58]  They're traditional guys.
[00:17:59]  You got to understand, what are they?
[00:18:00]  They're PhDs.
[00:18:01]  They believe in the system.
[00:18:03]  They're system guys.
[00:18:04]  Like, why did education go so woke and go so left?
[00:18:07]  Those are people that believe in the system.
[00:18:09]  I'm going to go to school.
[00:18:10]  Then I'm going to go to school and get another bunny badge.
[00:18:12]  Then I'm going to go to school and I'm going to get another brownie badge.
[00:18:15]  Then I'm going to stay in school until I'm 30 and get the super brownie badge so I can teach the next group of Boy Scouts, right?
[00:18:21]  Because it's just an obedience award now, right?
[00:18:24]  There's no aptitude.
[00:18:25]  They don't even have tests in school anymore.
[00:18:27]  Like these people that come out with PhDs, they got 90 IQs.
[00:18:30]  Like it's an obedience school.
[00:18:32]  It's the same thing when your poodle finally gets its, you know, its collar in obedience training.
[00:18:36]  That's what college is now, right?
[00:18:38]  But these guys come from that academia, which means that they bought into the system completely.
[00:18:42]  So it's very traumatic for them that when they saw the system was actually lying to them.
[00:18:46]  And to their credit, they fought back against it.
[00:18:48]  But they never really wanted to be on this outside group.
[00:18:52]  They didn't want to be the kid sitting at the back of the bus flipping the teachers off.
[00:18:55]  They wanted to be the teacher.
[00:18:57]  So I think with James, and I think with, you know, and this maybe is just me, you know, armchair psychologist myself.
[00:19:04]  I don't, he, he, they want to get back in the good graces of those guys.
[00:19:08]  They, they still, they want to like, they didn't come out against the academic left hoping to destroy the academic left.
[00:19:15]  They thought that they were going to be Brett Weinstein, the same thing.
[00:19:17]  They thought that they were going to be hugged by the academic left and be like, wow, you called us up.
[00:19:21]  It was a teachable moment.
[00:19:22]  You held us accountable and now we've learned.
[00:19:24]  No, They were the ones that didn't understand it was a scam, and the scammers are like, Shut the fuck up, you're gonna ruin it for everybody.
[00:19:31]  And then, so they found themselves on the outside, but they never wanted to be one of us, they're like whistleblowers, but they didn't know that's what was gonna happen.
[00:19:37]  They were, you know, what they are, they're rats in the mob, and now they're hanging out with the cops, and they're like, I wish I never ratted.
[00:19:44]  I liked it, I should have just kept my mouth shut and stayed in the mob.
[00:19:46]  It was, it was membership had its purpose.
[00:19:48]  Now they're acting like blacks around cops, you know what I mean?
[00:19:50]  They're going for our guns, and we're like, Hey, why aren't you guys like us?
[00:19:53]  And you're like, Well, you know, you're reaching for my holster.
[00:19:56]  And so, I'm like, I'm not really happy, I'm not super happy about this, James.
[00:20:00]  Which, by the way, I want to remind you, I did do a speaking tour with James too.
[00:20:03]  Yeah, I know him, I know him very well.
[00:20:06]  I think we made out once, maybe when we were drunk.
[00:20:08]  I don't know, dude.
[00:20:09]  James is in person, I think it's important because he's a nice guy, he's also a man's man.
[00:20:13]  I don't think people don't understand who he is through his Twitter.
[00:20:16]  I really wish he would tweet less.
[00:20:18]  And, you know, I think also another big thing between James and Peterson, these guys write long-form shit.

=== They're Long-Form People Now (03:49) ===

[00:20:26]  So, we're reading their dear diary all day, especially when Peterson does the fucking haikus.
[00:20:30]  And it's like, whoa, dude, I listened to this guy when I was suicidal.
[00:20:33]  What the fuck was I thinking, dude?
[00:20:34]  Like, you know, and but these guys are used to taking years to formulate their thoughts.
[00:20:42]  And we never heard any of those thoughts, we never heard any of those scribblings.
[00:20:45]  They're working through their shit now alive for the world as well.
[00:20:49]  Well, that's well, like, like they're long-form people.
[00:20:52]  I also don't think that they were built for the emotional toll that trolls can bring on you, especially at the number.
[00:21:02]  You're right.
[00:21:03]  That's a very good point.
[00:21:04]  I think it's gotten to them.
[00:21:05]  And so, what's happening is what we're seeing on Twitter is their emotional side.
[00:21:09]  You know, it's like, hey, fuck, oh, make your bed.
[00:21:11]  You know, he's like, I'm just trying to help the world.
[00:21:13]  You know, you're like, and you're like, okay, you know, Jordan, I cannot believe that, yeah, exactly.
[00:21:19]  I cannot believe that I was listening to you when I was, you know, mentally unstable.
[00:21:23]  Not that I've become less mentally unstable, but meaning I sit there and I'm like, I'm not talking about Jordan and James like I'm some arbiter of truth and that I know what's really going on in the world and that they don't.
[00:21:35]  I think it's funny that they talk down to us.
[00:21:38]  Like they have things figured out when it's like they're having public crash outs, like an 18-year-old girl who just went viral and got fame and then suddenly realizes like it's like the Hot Twa girl.
[00:21:48]  They're like, they're like, why is everyone mad that I scammed them out of 22 million dollars?
[00:21:51]  Like, and you're like, well, because you guys are like, you guys, no one's mocking you because they don't think you have intelligence.
[00:21:57]  They're mocking you because of your ego.
[00:21:58]  You don't realize on these, this one woke right thing, you've overstepped your ability to reason.
[00:22:03]  You've actually misunderstood a very critical side of the political spectrum.
[00:22:08]  And you're here trying to tone police us.
[00:22:10]  And so you don't realize our entire online grift is trolling people and being absolutely diabolically evil.
[00:22:17]  And this is what we do.
[00:22:18]  And we make, we, we, we push people's buttons until they literally, you know, log off and say they're going to delete their Twitter.
[00:22:24]  That's what we do to the left.
[00:22:24]  Sure.
[00:22:25]  And now they're experiencing that from us.
[00:22:27]  And I think you saw that the interaction, that very gay interaction between Peterson and James though, where he's like, so people call you, people call you.
[00:22:34]  And it's just traumatic for you.
[00:22:36]  You know, the trolls.
[00:22:37]  They're talking about trauma.
[00:22:38]  Like, it's like, I was like, bitch, am I in a show on the bear where it's like, point to it?
[00:22:43]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:22:44]  It's like, I think they, I think it got to them.
[00:22:46]  And you're never, you can't let the trolling get to you.
[00:22:48]  Like, that's a key thing.
[00:22:49]  It's like, never let the trolls get to you.
[00:22:51]  Yeah.
[00:22:51]  Yeah.
[00:22:52]  I don't know.
[00:22:53]  When it comes to them, I think a lot of it has they're just trying, they're doing like a tour to try to make a lot of people feel bad about the way our views are, especially how you have conservatives and Democrats pretty much like football teams.
[00:23:04]  You know, you're supposed to pick one and be with it completely.
[00:23:06]  So what they're going around now is they just want to go, you know, calling us names, coming up with all this, how you know, we're a threat to the right or whatever it may be.
[00:23:15]  So I think in a way, a lot of them, they did sell out.
[00:23:17]  You know, you had Jordan Peterson with the Daily Wire, and that caused a lot of it there.
[00:23:21]  James Lindsay, James Lindsay, I don't know him personally.
[00:23:25]  I do think he's a little bit of a nutcase, just from what I've seen.
[00:23:28]  Good with swords, I can tell, I guess, you know.
[00:23:31]  But yeah, I think that's where they lost a lot of respect, especially like Jordan Peterson.
[00:23:35]  A lot of us did respect Jordan Peterson for a long time.
[00:23:38]  And after everything, him coming around calling a psychopath, and obviously it's the big push coming from Daily Wire.
[00:23:46]  I think that's why he lost a lot of time.
[00:23:48]  Hard for you to believe everybody liked you two and Dave Matthews' band once upon a time, too.
[00:23:51]  Yes.
[00:23:52]  The more exposure, the worse.
[00:23:53]  Yes, once you get another person, yeah.

=== Special Offer Today Only (03:05) ===

[00:23:56]  I want to keep talking about this.
[00:23:57]  We have to, I want to go into this tweet by Dave Rubin.
[00:23:59]  I love, that's what I wanted to have is more of like an ethereal conversation with you about the workings of the right and how where people's minds are at.
[00:24:06]  And you can criticize me too, because the thing is, I think it's funny.
[00:24:09]  James went on a crash out Sperg and like clipped this show like 30 times in a day and was like, they said they're taking Qatari money and he called himself a softcore degenerate.
[00:24:17]  And I dude, did you not under?
[00:24:18]  I feel like it's like when you like, when woke people don't understand like comedy, you know, it's like, it's like they were making fun of blacks in there.
[00:24:25]  And you're like, yeah, it's comedy.
[00:24:27]  Like we are saying, we're saying ridiculous stuff on this show because it's a ridiculous show and you shouldn't take this show seriously at all.
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[00:26:14]  All right.
[00:26:14]  I wanted to get to this hypocrisy thing because Dave Rubin said the brave free speech warriors praising him for saying Hail Hitler, then in the same breath, say the N-word instead of the actual word.
[00:26:26]  Okay, don't gatekeep words, guys.
[00:26:28]  Go for it.
[00:26:28]  Let's see how brave you really are.
[00:26:31]  I have a mute.
[00:26:33]  Words only have power if you give them power.
[00:26:35]  However, this very brave set of people who wants to knock down every norm of society apparently even have their limits.
[00:26:40]  Hmm.
[00:26:42]  I said it.

=== Credentialism Critique (11:48) ===

[00:26:44]  I didn't even think about that, but I said it.
[00:26:46]  I don't care.
[00:26:47]  It's a name.
[00:26:47]  It's what he says.
[00:26:48]  And like, why is it bad to say what someone said?
[00:26:52]  Like, I don't think there's, I mean, even Biden said the N-word, you know, on the Senate floor when he's repeating what somebody said.
[00:26:58]  It's like, sure.
[00:26:59]  I'm quoting somebody.
[00:27:00]  So what is, there's nothing offensive about just quoting somebody.
[00:27:05]  And I get what he's trying to say here, but some people in the comments, like Gloipra 1, said, well, you have the same energy when he sings about gay Jews sex trafficking children under the guise of it.
[00:27:16]  Well, it shows I liked it.
[00:27:16]  Oops.
[00:27:17]  Under the guise of adoption.
[00:27:19]  I really was saying how my curate might feed.
[00:27:22]  And I thought it was interesting because it was like, like, my whole point about this hypocrisy is a lot of people have been virtually virtue signaling against this woke right stuff.
[00:27:30]  They're against the anti-Semitism.
[00:27:32]  They're against the anti-Zionism.
[00:27:33]  And they're kind of trying to police the right wing.
[00:27:35]  And it's like, wait a second about the glass house thing.
[00:27:38]  What are you over here trying to tell us what's right or what's wrong and what we can or can't criticize?
[00:27:43]  When, yeah, aren't you a homosexual that literally used IVF and like kind of like rented wombs and did this whole thing that a lot of people consider to be trafficking of children?
[00:27:52]  I don't know if you're really in some moral position.
[00:27:54]  And that's what's bothering me the most.
[00:27:56]  It's not that people are criticizing ideas they disagree with and yet have hypocritical things in their life because we all do.
[00:28:02]  Like, dude, my house isn't just glass.
[00:28:05]  It's literally made of a cellophane, you know, wrap.
[00:28:08]  It's like thin.
[00:28:09]  You know what I mean?
[00:28:10]  I'm open about my issues, but you don't see me moral grandstanding on my shows, you know, suddenly being like, oh, you know, this or that.
[00:28:17]  It's like, yeah, I got issues.
[00:28:18]  I'll criticize you.
[00:28:19]  But why do these people think they have the authority to sort of like be the gatekeepers of what is good and right and wholesome?
[00:28:26]  When it's like, you know, you're kind of fucked up yourself.
[00:28:29]  So I feel like that's kind of what people are revolting against.
[00:28:32]  It's like, well, fuck you guys.
[00:28:33]  We don't even care what you guys have to say anymore.
[00:28:35]  Yeah, no, I think you make a good point.
[00:28:37]  And it's a couple different, you make a couple different points there.
[00:28:43]  The first thing is, I don't know how many, how much of this is actually, you know, the rise of fascism and the comeback of Nazism.
[00:28:53]  And it's just a fuck you to people that have been telling people what they can and can't say for, dude, 20 years now.
[00:28:59]  Since Obama, they've been telling us what we can and can't say.
[00:29:02]  They've been curating and social engineering everything.
[00:29:05]  And again, I think it just goes back very, very simple to establishment people and anti-establishment people.
[00:29:10]  There are people that are comfortable with the status quo and there are people that are like, this status quo fucking sucks.
[00:29:15]  And they're like, well, you have to, you know, color within these lines.
[00:29:17]  And do you think, do you think Kanye West can even spell fascism?
[00:29:21]  No.
[00:29:22]  Why does he do a song that's Heil Hitler?
[00:29:25]  Because he just wants to piss off the Jews.
[00:29:27]  And he wants to piss them off because he feels like they turned on him.
[00:29:31]  He has no idea.
[00:29:32]  They took his kids from him or whatever.
[00:29:33]  He has no idea.
[00:29:34]  This is a fuck you.
[00:29:36]  It's all coded language.
[00:29:37]  All this stuff is changing.
[00:29:38]  The same way when somebody woke looks at you is like, Elijah, you don't have any empathy.
[00:29:42]  What that bitch is saying is, Elijah, you're not being gullible enough to fall for my shit.
[00:29:48]  And that bothers her.
[00:29:49]  It has nothing to do with whether or not you have empathy.
[00:29:51]  She uses empathy when she really means fucking gullible.
[00:29:54]  And these people aren't Nazis.
[00:29:56]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:29:57]  They just want to piss off the people that they feel like have had their fucking digital boot on their throat for the last 20 years.
[00:30:02]  And I think you have a situation.
[00:30:04]  First of all, let's sidebar.
[00:30:05]  How hilarious is it that if you were able to get Hitler in a time machine and you'd tell him the glow up he'd get in 2025 and he'd be like, it's five time everybody came around.
[00:30:15]  He's like, by the way, your three biggest fucking flag bearers are a mentally ill black guy, a clearly gay, fed Mexican, and fucking, you know, another, you know, gay guy who prayed away the gay.
[00:30:28]  You know, those are his three biggest flag bearers.
[00:30:32]  You know, it's like I always say, neo-Nazis.
[00:30:35]  And he's become the most diverse.
[00:30:36]  You need to get this out.
[00:30:37]  It doesn't get talked about enough.
[00:30:39]  The gay Mexicans are fucking fed.
[00:30:41]  The gay Mexican is a fucking fed.
[00:30:43]  Funtes?
[00:30:44]  Fed.
[00:30:45]  Why do you, I don't, okay, I don't think that.
[00:30:47]  I don't think we disagree on Lindsay, but I would disagree.
[00:30:51]  But whatever.
[00:30:52]  I've never met Fuentes.
[00:30:53]  You should be.
[00:30:54]  Undeniably charming.
[00:30:55]  You should have him on your show.
[00:30:57]  I talked to anybody ever.
[00:30:58]  Like, that's my whole thing.
[00:30:59]  And the whole like, you should de-platform.
[00:31:01]  Fuck, all you're saying is that you're an idiot and you don't, AOC, you don't think you can handle a conversation with somebody you could disagree with.
[00:31:07]  If you're so smart and if you're so noble, you should be able to win them over to your side, right?
[00:31:12]  Like, especially the Christians are like, how do you platform?
[00:31:15]  Jesus wasn't going around to churches.
[00:31:17]  That's not where he was converting people.
[00:31:19]  He was at the porn convention.
[00:31:24]  We don't want to convert them immediately.
[00:31:26]  We want to convert them, but let's have them sit up.
[00:31:29]  That sounds sacrilegious.
[00:31:30]  That was an inside joke.
[00:31:33]  Everybody else goes to January 6th, gets hemmed up.
[00:31:36]  Not me.
[00:31:36]  Am I a Fed?
[00:31:37]  I was in Nancy Plosi's office.
[00:31:40]  Are you snitching on yourself here?
[00:31:41]  No, They closed.
[00:31:43]  Grandmas get six months, but you get to sniff old Nancy's shoes.
[00:31:46]  What do they smell like, brother?
[00:31:48]  I could tell you what.
[00:31:49]  I huffed them for longer than I was.
[00:31:51]  By the way, I would.
[00:31:52]  I would.
[00:31:52]  Nancy Plosi?
[00:31:53]  On Nancy?
[00:31:54]  I would.
[00:31:55]  Absolutely.
[00:31:55]  You see in the bait and suit picture?
[00:31:56]  Is that why?
[00:31:57]  Is that well?
[00:31:59]  It tastes like ice cream, bro.
[00:32:00]  But I, okay, but this is actually an interesting conversation because this actually does, this is actually an important conversation.
[00:32:05]  Fuck you, Russian bear.
[00:32:06]  I bench 520 pounds, you piece of shit.
[00:32:09]  Oh, are you reading the chat?
[00:32:10]  We have a psycho evidence.
[00:32:11]  We have a toxic fat, Go fuck yourselves.
[00:32:15]  Just because you're fucking, just because you're fucking God is a little gay Mexican.
[00:32:19]  Someone said Elijah should sacrifice the fat of this fat goat.
[00:32:22]  Okay, I'm not even reading the chat.
[00:32:24]  It's like the most toxic you bitches.
[00:32:26]  No, but okay, so this is actually a really conversation because a lot of people do believe that and make the accusation not only that he's a fed, but also that I'm a fed.
[00:32:36]  And they, but my explanation, everyone understands it, is that I actually had a credential because I used to work as a journalist and I had a credential from the Capitol building.
[00:32:47]  Like, I actually had a Capitol press credential.
[00:32:50]  By the way, nobody should have been arrested.
[00:32:52]  No, no, that was a fucking farce.
[00:32:54]  But I'm saying I almost got five years for it.
[00:32:56]  Oh, yeah.
[00:32:56]  Yeah, he was up to go.
[00:32:57]  He was up to go for five years and he was not pardoned.
[00:32:59]  Yeah, I had to go in front of the jury.
[00:33:00]  I turned down the plea deal and everything.
[00:33:02]  Good for you, man.
[00:33:03]  I forgot.
[00:33:03]  I almost forgot.
[00:33:04]  I was like, I was in there.
[00:33:05]  This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
[00:33:06]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:33:07]  No, I was in there 59 minutes.
[00:33:08]  They clocked me out.
[00:33:09]  You're walking politely, single file.
[00:33:12]  They handed out cupcakes, man.
[00:33:13]  I called them freedom cakes.
[00:33:15]  I found a big box of them.
[00:33:16]  I was handing those.
[00:33:17]  Dude, the fact that people did years, and forgive me, but that is the even more so than COVID.
[00:33:23]  That is the saddest part of my adult life that we, as American citizens, did not storm those jail cells.
[00:33:31]  And there was a 60-year-old woman who had cancer who did six months.
[00:33:34]  These were political prisoners, man, of the Democratic Party.
[00:33:37]  And they should have been fucked up.
[00:33:38]  They didn't let Congress people in.
[00:33:39]  Like, they wouldn't let the Congress members.
[00:33:41]  I tried to visit several times and they wouldn't let them see anyone.
[00:33:45]  They were putting them in closets.
[00:33:47]  And, you know, I didn't know that the political prisoners were supposed to be in closets.
[00:33:51]  I thought that that was Congress.
[00:33:52]  You know, I thought Congress were all.
[00:33:53]  Dude, they hid video evidence that exonerate people.
[00:33:58]  My boy Scott Fairlam did a year, and then he comes out and he finds video evidence that exonerated him that the prosecution knew about.
[00:34:05]  Yeah, they hid videos.
[00:34:06]  They also altered videos.
[00:34:08]  They added sound effects to a bunch of them.
[00:34:10]  They even had that Transformer producer come help them to get that whole crappy hearing that they had.
[00:34:17]  And the whole thing was bullshit, you know, the way they made it out to be.
[00:34:21]  The best part about the last five minutes is Elijah wants to debate me on the fact that Nick Fuentes is a fed, which I would, I would so debate.
[00:34:30]  He never once denies he's a fag.
[00:34:33]  What?
[00:34:34]  What?
[00:34:34]  Nick being a way.
[00:34:36]  We have chat.
[00:34:38]  You like James.
[00:34:39]  This guy likes James Lindsay, but doesn't like Fuentes.
[00:34:44]  Get him out of here.
[00:34:44]  I'm established.
[00:34:45]  I'm established.
[00:34:47]  He's like, next thing you know, he's going to be like, you know, actually, I think Dave Rubin has a lot of good things to say.
[00:34:51]  Hey, just like I said.
[00:34:53]  Boyfriend's actually very charming.
[00:34:54]  I should be able to say the N-word.
[00:34:55]  And I think the people who say it are in public are fucking low class, man.
[00:34:59]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:35:00]  Like, it's etiquette.
[00:35:00]  Like, black fatigue and all that shit.
[00:35:02]  I totally get it, but I also have fucking white fatigue, also.
[00:35:05]  Like, I have fatigue for people that fucking don't understand etiquette in public.
[00:35:08]  I have Chinese people fart in public a lot.
[00:35:11]  I don't like that.
[00:35:11]  Really?
[00:35:12]  Yeah, they do.
[00:35:12]  I don't know.
[00:35:12]  They pass a lot of gas.
[00:35:14]  Does it smell like sesame chicken?
[00:35:16]  No, it just has like a very like sewage smell.
[00:35:18]  And if you ever fly in like Chinese airlines or like work in China, everyone just passes gas everywhere.
[00:35:22]  And it's like you worked in China?
[00:35:28]  Yeah, in Shanghai.
[00:35:28]  Get the fuck out of here.
[00:35:30]  No, I'm not joking.
[00:35:31]  Did they make statues?
[00:35:32]  You must have been the biggest person they ever saw in their life.
[00:35:34]  I actually was like a, I don't know what you call that, like a brand rep for a vaporizer company in China.
[00:35:41]  They needed white, tall, white people to.
[00:35:43]  That's where you should have had the IGF.
[00:35:44]  You should have just been taking IGF out there.
[00:35:48]  I was like, hello, everyone.
[00:35:49]  Ching Chong, bing-bong.
[00:35:50]  No, but I liked, by the way, it's a side note.
[00:35:54]  We are going to talk about the Fed thing because I think that's just an interesting convo because I'd also like, I'd also, he's getting 40 lashes for saying he likes James Lindsey.
[00:36:01]  It's not even a fat.
[00:36:03]  It's like, because we were just making fun of me for being fat.
[00:36:06]  Let's see who's laughing after I don't feel the lashes until 38.
[00:36:13]  It's like, imagine we didn't even know.
[00:36:15]  Like, oh, man, that's actually, that's a funny skit.
[00:36:19]  If it was like, yeah, Jesus was in the modern day, you know?
[00:36:22]  It's like instead of eating like Mediterranean food, she's eating McDonald's.
[00:36:25]  Like, it's not working.
[00:36:28]  Yeah, it's like, no, but, but, uh, uh, what do you call it?
[00:36:32]  With China, that's why with working there, I realized that we were lied to completely about China and lied to about like it being some third world country when it's nicer than the United States.
[00:36:43]  And I was like, huh, this is really, and then the Chinese don't hate Americans and they were really friendly to me and they really liked, they were really fascinated with white people and, you know, and they really like, they wanted to like look at my freckles and, you know, like they were really like, unlike black people, I get weirded out.
[00:36:55]  I'm like, it's not weird that another race doesn't understand freckles.
[00:36:58]  Like, I don't think that's weird.
[00:36:59]  I always like want to touch them and see if they felt like some way.
[00:37:01]  And also the girls, I wasn't married at the time.
[00:37:04]  And dude, you can pull, I mean, I'm not super into Asians, but you can pull some serious game there because they like white people better than Asians.
[00:37:12]  Anyway, long story short, I realized that they lied about China.
[00:37:15]  And then whenever I go on the internet, I'm like, hey, I worked there and, you know, I realized that China is actually a really nice developed country.
[00:37:21]  And I mean, the government sucks, but it's a very orderly place, very clean.
[00:37:25]  People, there's no, you don't get mugged.
[00:37:26]  It's a very nice place to live in the cities.
[00:37:28]  People always like, boomers are always like, you get paid by Xi Jinping, you communist.
[00:37:34]  You're like, no, I'm not saying that they have a great government system.
[00:37:38]  But can you say we have a good government system?
[00:37:40]  Because I don't think we do.
[00:37:42]  At least they get shit done there.
[00:37:44]  You know, we just get shit on our streets.
[00:37:46]  You know what I mean?
[00:37:47]  Nobody's pooping in the streets in China is what I'm talking about.
[00:37:49]  Unless the Chinese come to California, then they clean that shit up quick, though, don't they?
[00:37:53]  Yeah.
[00:37:54]  Well, that's why.
[00:37:54]  Yep.
[00:37:55]  Newsome cleared out the whole street.
[00:37:56]  You're exactly right.
[00:37:57]  You know, you clean up.
[00:37:59]  Yeah.
[00:37:59]  Yeah.
[00:38:00]  Imagine being someone paying 55% taxes and hearing him say that unironically.
[00:38:05]  Oh my God.
[00:38:05]  And it was so fast, too.
[00:38:06]  They had it done within like, what was like a week?
[00:38:08]  The whole place was just cleared out.
[00:38:10]  Homeless, everybody.
[00:38:11]  So.
[00:38:12]  Well, yeah, this was a total detraction from what we were talking about.
[00:38:15]  But we don't have to waste the show on the Fed thing.

=== Campaigns and Convictions (06:21) ===

[00:38:17]  I just, I'm being completely honest from the bottom of my heart is I have investigated those claims completely.
[00:38:22]  And as a federal agent myself, I would like to, no, but I've watched my detractors try to weaponize this.
[00:38:30]  And what's even worse for me, you know what's even worse?
[00:38:32]  There is a guy with my last name named Schaefer that did get convicted and he became an informant.
[00:38:38]  Oh, no way.
[00:38:38]  But he's got a different first name.
[00:38:39]  His first name is John, right?
[00:38:40]  John, I think it's John.
[00:38:42]  That's his name.
[00:38:42]  But it, so then they screenshot this affidavit that's like Elijah then made an agreement with the federal officers and stuff.
[00:38:48]  But it just says Schaefer.
[00:38:50]  And so then it comes down to the fact that they end up saying that Schaefer, you could go look it up.
[00:38:54]  It's the worst thing ever.
[00:38:55]  It's like Schaefer then now like gave info to the feds, but it's a different guy's first name.
[00:38:59]  So I got really unfortunate.
[00:39:00]  But for him, I don't think he did anything illegal.
[00:39:03]  And I know that they took the money out of his bank accounts.
[00:39:06]  They froze his money, which I did verify that was true.
[00:39:09]  They put him on the no-fly list.
[00:39:10]  But I don't know, I don't know why, but I feel like there had to have been political reasoning or he's got some allies that really do believe in what he believes in in Congress.
[00:39:19]  Cause there are some people who are really radical like that.
[00:39:22]  But I don't, so I don't think he was a federal agent.
[00:39:25]  I think it was like a lie started by his detractors and pushed and pushed and pushed and pushed and exaggerated.
[00:39:30]  But I don't think from what I saw, there was anything that was like basically meaning if they wanted to put him in jail, they could have because he could have done it with anybody.
[00:39:37]  So I'm not saying that he was like squeaky clean, but I don't, he didn't step foot in a restricted zone.
[00:39:42]  Neither did Enrique Tario.
[00:39:44]  Yeah.
[00:39:44]  Okay.
[00:39:45]  Yes, but he, he's also part of what they, you know, they calculate as an extremist group.
[00:39:49]  And they said his communications and he was directing it.
[00:39:52]  My point was that like Owen Schroer, they got him for stepping foot in a restricted zone.
[00:39:56]  And that's what they were using for everyone's trespassing was how they were getting everyone arrested.
[00:40:00]  And he didn't trespass.
[00:40:02]  So I think that if I actually believe if Kamala would have won, he would have been arrested because I think that they were waiting for the next line of accusations to go in and to nab people like myself.
[00:40:15]  But this would have become a circuit court free speech issue because can you just say things?
[00:40:18]  You can just say things.
[00:40:19]  He didn't say anything illegal and it's not in a restricted zone.
[00:40:22]  Can you just arrest someone for incitement like that?
[00:40:24]  Well, I think they would have tried.
[00:40:25]  So I don't think he would have gotten off from what it was, but I looked at every single case like his and I saw that nobody ended up getting arrested for those types of charge or accusations if they were not in a restricted area while doing it.
[00:40:38]  So that's my personal like evidentiary claim, but maybe you're right.
[00:40:42]  No, you convince me.
[00:40:42]  Look, I don't have anything that I, you, you've, you've looked into it much further than I have.
[00:40:46]  So I want to know, I know the guy.
[00:40:48]  I want to know if I'm, if he's a fed, sure.
[00:40:49]  It's kind of important.
[00:40:50]  Oh, you know, the good feds would never let you know they were feds.
[00:40:52]  I got to make sure I'm going to make sure I have an ally in the federal in the NGOs.
[00:40:55]  So if you ask them, they don't tell you.
[00:40:57]  It's like, you know, like that old cop thing.
[00:40:58]  Like, you have to test.
[00:41:00]  Yeah, come on.
[00:41:01]  I watched Blow when I was like 14 and I just assumed that that was true forever.
[00:41:06]  I was still in college believing that that was true.
[00:41:08]  Like buying drugs.
[00:41:09]  Like, are you a cop?
[00:41:10]  And they're like, no.
[00:41:13]  Okay, perfect.
[00:41:14]  All right, we're good.
[00:41:15]  More here.
[00:41:16]  Real fast.
[00:41:17]  I was going to say, because so there was, someone brought it up in the chat.
[00:41:19]  I'm not, we won't talk about this much longer because I want to talk about some of the other issues.
[00:41:22]  But so there was this, I'm not good.
[00:41:24]  I'm, I'm like, yeah, I can't really give much details.
[00:41:27]  People can look up the details, but I'm on an NDA and I don't want to, I don't want to slander anybody here from the company.
[00:41:31]  But there was a campaign called Fed Fuentes that was paid for that I was contacted to join.
[00:41:39]  And I had called the advisors.
[00:41:41]  I said, I do not, I was in Australia at the time.
[00:41:43]  I go, I do not think he's a Fed from my investigation.
[00:41:47]  And I know who paid for it.
[00:41:48]  And I was offered a lot of money to turn on Nick and to kind of push because they knew that I knew him.
[00:41:54]  He'd been on the show.
[00:41:55]  We kind of share some of this more like right-wing audience.
[00:41:57]  And so they contacted me to try to push this narrative that he was a Fed.
[00:42:01]  I mean, this is why I had to really investigate because I got offered a lot of money to call him a Fed.
[00:42:06]  I offered a lot of money.
[00:42:07]  I got offered nothing.
[00:42:08]  I feel gypped.
[00:42:09]  He missed the memo.
[00:42:12]  I got offered a lot of money.
[00:42:13]  I got offered a lot of money to do a lot of things.
[00:42:15]  And sometimes I take the money if I believe in the thing.
[00:42:17]  But I was like, I don't think this is true.
[00:42:18]  So I did a lot of investigation, called a lot of people, and then I called him up.
[00:42:22]  And I'm like, you know, he's like, yeah, someone just alerted me on this.
[00:42:25]  And I was like, I just want you to know there's going to be a paid campaign to like try to take you down.
[00:42:29]  But I called the people and then by what I shared with you, I shared them my investigation and they decided to shut it down and not take the money from the from the big investors because they believed that they could have been held liable.
[00:42:41]  So am I the victim of a psyop here, Elijah?
[00:42:43]  They got you, man.
[00:42:44]  They got you.
[00:42:44]  They got you.
[00:42:46]  There's a lot you can say about James.
[00:42:48]  There's a lot about James I disagree with you.
[00:42:49]  I think he's completely wrong about the woke right and he refuses to listen to anything to the contrary.
[00:42:54]  He's convinced he's fucking figured it out.
[00:42:55]  And I'm like, look, let's just break this down to the very baseline.
[00:42:58]  One side hates white people.
[00:43:01]  The other side likes white people.
[00:43:03]  You can't call them the same thing right there.
[00:43:04]  Like just right there, you can't call them the same thing.
[00:43:07]  Oh, they use similar tactics.
[00:43:08]  It's like, all right, so the Raiders run a play to the right and the Giants run a play to the right.
[00:43:12]  So they're really the Raiders.
[00:43:13]  It's like, no, they're the fucking Giants, dude.
[00:43:15]  Like, what are you talking about here?
[00:43:17]  Can we bring this up?
[00:43:18]  I wanted to talk about this.
[00:43:19]  So, by the way, on the side notes, all I was going to say is, is that the evidence I presented to them was that he wasn't a Fed was so much so that they believed that they would be held criminally liable for slander if they took the money.
[00:43:28]  So they pulled the campaign.
[00:43:29]  Now you're threatening?
[00:43:30]  No, if he was going to sue people, because I thought he would sue them.
[00:43:35]  I'm like, hey, you're going to get sued by this guy because here's what he's going to go against you in court.
[00:43:39]  And they looked at it and were like, okay, we shouldn't do the campaign.
[00:43:42]  But I will just say that.
[00:43:44]  That's all.
[00:43:45]  But there's a lot you could say about me.
[00:43:46]  There's a lot you could say about Fuentes.
[00:43:48]  There's a lot you could say.
[00:43:49]  And I get why people don't like him and I get why people don't like me.
[00:43:52]  But it's like, I don't think that one's true.
[00:43:55]  I don't think that one's true or the dick sucking video either.
[00:43:59]  Well, you know, AI is impossible.
[00:44:01]  Because that was me.
[00:44:02]  You can do anything with mid-jr.
[00:44:02]  That was me.
[00:44:04]  I can do anything.
[00:44:05]  We're coming into a very, we're coming into a future.
[00:44:08]  I don't know if you guys have been on Mid Journey at all, but we're coming into a future very, very quickly where there could be a video of you doing something that you look at and you're like, well, this is very clearly me.
[00:44:17]  And I don't remember doing it.
[00:44:18]  There's a video coming out of me blowing a guy.
[00:44:21]  It's AI.
[00:44:22]  It's not real.
[00:44:23]  It's against me.

=== Rules of Engagement (02:27) ===

[00:44:25]  I don't know.
[00:44:26]  Dude, that's all you have to say now.
[00:44:27]  It's just like, it's AI.
[00:44:28]  It's like, are you sure?
[00:44:28]  Shiloh Hendrix, you're saying the N-word to a kid that's AI.
[00:44:31]  You know, it was artificial intelligence.
[00:44:33]  I actually do believe that it's going to get to a point now where we are going to see videos that are like that and that we're not going to know if they're real or fake.
[00:44:39]  And it's going to become so difficult to define.
[00:44:44]  And I think it's going to be a very dangerous world within 10 years.
[00:44:47]  I think it's going to get so, so maybe five years that I think you're going to start seeing really, really detrimental videos of anybody that's challenging the system doing really horrible things.
[00:44:56]  And it's going to be like, you're going to have to prove by alibi to the public, like, actually, I was here at this time and look where I was.
[00:45:02]  I just think controlled violence needs to make a little bit of a comeback.
[00:45:05]  Like, people don't understand the reason why etiquette existed to begin with, the reason why, you know, chivalry, like people think of chivalry as like opening the door for a woman.
[00:45:13]  No, it was like the rules.
[00:45:15]  The rules of chivalry were, all right, when you come over to this wedding, you know, in the kingdom next door, this is how we do things here.
[00:45:22]  And if anybody messes up, we're going to take it as a massive disrespect and we're going to start a hundred-year war.
[00:45:27]  So follow the rules of the house.
[00:45:29]  You know what I mean?
[00:45:30]  And we've now gotten into a place where like nobody respects public spaces.
[00:45:35]  People fucking speak on the phone in the subway as loud as they can.
[00:45:38]  And no matter how hard you look at them, they don't fucking stop.
[00:45:41]  People?
[00:45:41]  That's what we're calling them now.
[00:45:43]  People.
[00:45:44]  Scholars.
[00:45:45]  Scholars talk on, you know, scholars of Dominican origin talk on the cell phone, even when you're taking off on a plane.
[00:45:52]  Like, this is stuff that used to get you smacked or get a cane or whatever.
[00:45:55]  Like, the old people respect your elders.
[00:45:58]  They used to hold people in check.
[00:45:59]  There's no more of that anymore.
[00:46:01]  And then we just sit there and stewing.
[00:46:02]  And I just think a little bit of violence gets this shit right back together.
[00:46:05]  And now, you know, people will understand.
[00:46:07]  Like, maybe etiquette helps a little bit.
[00:46:10]  I think maybe you should think about doing it next time.
[00:46:13]  And by the way, for the lawyers, he's joking, obviously, but he's like, by the way, we should have a lot of people.
[00:46:20]  I'm a fed.
[00:46:21]  I was saying demonetized.
[00:46:23]  He's like, by the way, we're going to have to kill minorities.
[00:46:25]  I never said that.
[00:46:26]  I said controlled violence.
[00:46:28]  But I'm joking.
[00:46:29]  We're reading through the lines.
[00:46:30]  But I did joking.
[00:46:31]  Is he getting greener as the show's going?
[00:46:33]  Is that just me or is he getting greener?
[00:46:34]  I am getting greener as the show is going.
[00:46:36]  If you find yourself on a subway in a rear naked choke situation, you just listen, 20 seconds is too long.

=== Arby's And Beyond (13:19) ===

[00:46:42]  You just need 17 seconds.
[00:46:44]  Is that what it is?
[00:46:45]  17 seconds, you're in good shape.
[00:46:47]  Count to 15 and anything after 15 is too much.
[00:46:50]  Do you just always tell someone that their music loud?
[00:46:52]  Just say, hey, have you ever heard about Daniel Penny?
[00:46:54]  You know, you just say that.
[00:46:55]  Say, you ever heard about that?
[00:46:57]  And see if they turn the music off.
[00:46:58]  That being said, I want to talk about a really interesting situation with James, actually, about Arby's.
[00:47:04]  It's actually one of my favorite things that happened this week.
[00:47:06]  It's actually so good that James has become such a gifted writer that I don't know if he's trolling us.
[00:47:11]  And like, there's going to be a documentary that comes out in like a year on like how he captivated the right wing because I would believe that we're being trolled.
[00:47:18]  But I sometimes he might be serious.
[00:47:20]  That being said, guys, do not forget that we've been talking about this company for a long time, Van Man.
[00:47:25]  You guys got to remember this is not just a moisturizer.
[00:47:27]  This is natural beef tallow.
[00:47:30]  So it's made by with one ingredient, which is the best moisturizer for your face.
[00:47:34]  Now, obviously, I am bad.
[00:47:38]  Like, I'm proud of myself that I remember to brush my teeth every morning and night.
[00:47:41]  You know what I mean?
[00:47:42]  So adding moisturizer is like a difficult thing.
[00:47:45]  However, sometimes, especially the summer, you got to add a layer of protection when you're a white boy because white does crack.
[00:47:50]  It's actually true.
[00:47:51]  Now, this has, you go, beef tallow, why would I use that?
[00:47:53]  Well, it literally can heal up your skin.
[00:47:56]  If you have acne, all these things, it'll actually clarify your skin.
[00:47:59]  But on top of that, it also has essential oils and honey.
[00:48:02]  So it has a real smooth texture.
[00:48:04]  Like I always mentioned, every time I find this bottle, there's like a hole right in the middle of it, like into the cream.
[00:48:08]  And I don't know who's using, someone must be using like three fingers or something.
[00:48:12]  Yeah, like, I don't know who's doing it, but no, but this stuff is good.
[00:48:21]  And the reason why I like this company is because all their products, I got two kids under two, right?
[00:48:25]  I have a breastfeeding wife, and I'm the one that's feeding on the breasts.
[00:48:28]  But the point of the matter is, is that, you know, there's a lot of stuff that you can't use.
[00:48:32]  You learn all this stuff.
[00:48:32]  Like when you're breastfeeding, you can't even get wasted drunk and do cocaine.
[00:48:35]  It's like, oh, you can't do that.
[00:48:37]  But apparently there's all these creams you can't use.
[00:48:40]  It's true.
[00:48:40]  You can't use these creams either.
[00:48:42]  And so this is safe for the whole family.
[00:48:43]  Plus, if you would know anything, Mike's got a young kid too.
[00:48:47]  They get diaper rash.
[00:48:48]  They get fat folds and they need, you know, moisturizer.
[00:48:51]  This stuff can be used on babies, can be used in your family.
[00:48:53]  And it's not gay.
[00:48:54]  It just comes in like a masculine, like glass jar.
[00:48:57]  But my mother-in-law, I ordered like $200 worth of stuff.
[00:49:00]  She took it all back with her.
[00:49:02]  So everyone seems to love it in my household.
[00:49:04]  Check out all their products, natural products you use every day from toothpaste to deodorant to even soap at vanman.shop slash Elijah.
[00:49:11]  That's V-A-N-M-A-N dot S-H-O-P slash E-L-I-J-A-H.
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[00:49:17]  Check it out today.
[00:49:17]  So, okay, I want to jump into this because I am getting hungry.
[00:49:20]  I've been trying to get into this one.
[00:49:22]  So, James Lindsay has been talking a lot about the woke right.
[00:49:26]  And he, there was a deal from Arby's.
[00:49:30]  Check this out.
[00:49:30]  Arby said, unlike dad, our Hammond Swiss actually came back, which I read and thought, oh, they're trying to appeal to black people.
[00:49:39]  You know what I mean?
[00:49:40]  That's why I was like, they must not have a very big black base.
[00:49:43]  It's like, it's relatable, right?
[00:49:46]  And whoever wrote that's probably going to get fired.
[00:49:49]  You know what I mean?
[00:49:50]  I think they need a raise.
[00:49:51]  But that's actually the new.
[00:49:52]  Did you see that?
[00:49:53]  That was like the new thing with brands.
[00:49:54]  They hire some like derpy Gen Z and they like write things that would normally get you fired.
[00:49:59]  You know, they're like, hey, fuck you to their own people.
[00:50:01]  Started with Wendy's.
[00:50:02]  Yeah, Wendy's has been killing the game for this one.
[00:50:04]  This is just two good ones.
[00:50:05]  This is a dumpy chick who just like started roasting other brands online.
[00:50:09]  Yeah, they just got pushback because they roasted the singer that just went to quote unquote space.
[00:50:15]  What is this?
[00:50:15]  I think it's brilliant.
[00:50:16]  Was anybody thinking about Arby's social media yesterday?
[00:50:19]  No, we are talking about it.
[00:50:21]  We're about to eat it.
[00:50:22]  To be completely honest, yeah.
[00:50:24]  So this is actually great.
[00:50:25]  It's getting onto our show.
[00:50:27]  You know what I mean?
[00:50:28]  It's a free advertisement.
[00:50:29]  I bet beef tallow is pretty pissed right now.
[00:50:30]  Yeah, I want to know real fast in the chat.
[00:50:32]  One's in the chat if you've eaten Arby's in the last 30 days.
[00:50:35]  Two's in the chats, if this is the first time you're hearing about Arby's in the last 30 days, or at least today from this.
[00:50:41]  So James retweets this and says, Arby's trying to appeal to the woke right demo.
[00:50:48]  That's curtains for them.
[00:50:50]  Cringe as fuck.
[00:50:52]  Do you, okay, to use the word curtains and beef, I mean roast beef at the same sentence, that's actually a literary genius.
[00:50:59]  I'm actually impressed.
[00:51:01]  And do you think this was a troll or do you think he's being serious?
[00:51:04]  He connected Arby's and their humor to the woke right, or is he just fucking with us because he like, just like Arby's, he wanted to get back on the show?
[00:51:11]  I think, I think sometimes you see the wizard and then all you see is the wizard ever again.
[00:51:17]  You know what I mean?
[00:51:18]  And I think it's a Pepe Sanchez situation at this point.
[00:51:20]  Like, you know, remember, have you ever seen Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
[00:51:24]  Oh, yeah.
[00:51:24]  Pepe Sanchez.
[00:51:25]  Pepe Sylvia.
[00:51:26]  Not Pepe Sanchez.
[00:51:27]  Am I?
[00:51:28]  Am I?
[00:51:28]  Sylvia, I think.
[00:51:30]  There is no Pepe Sylvia.
[00:51:31]  Yeah.
[00:51:31]  He's fucking very real and he's mad he hasn't gotten his mail.
[00:51:34]  You know, it's like, yeah, maybe, maybe just maybe it was a fucking kid who made a dumb tweet.
[00:51:38]  I also don't think it was a dumb tweet.
[00:51:40]  I thought it was fucking great.
[00:51:41]  I think it's great.
[00:51:42]  I think it fits, you know?
[00:51:43]  He's saying white supremacists eat Arby's, and I'm like, what the what the fuck are you talking about?
[00:51:48]  Made it sound so much better to eat them.
[00:51:50]  Just don't do it.
[00:51:51]  Nobody does it.
[00:51:52]  It would never happen.
[00:51:53]  I actually wanted to try Arby's now.
[00:51:55]  I got us some Arby's for the.
[00:51:56]  I'm not joking.
[00:51:57]  If you, this is, this is fresh from two hours ago.
[00:51:59]  I had a minority drop it off for me.
[00:52:01]  You ever want something?
[00:52:02]  You're like, damn, I need a brown person or a black person to get me.
[00:52:05]  You want your Arby's?
[00:52:06]  Do you want Arby's?
[00:52:07]  No, you don't want any?
[00:52:07]  The brother.
[00:52:08]  All right.
[00:52:09]  Do you want some Arby's sauce?
[00:52:11]  Well, he said that white supremacists eat it.
[00:52:12]  It went straight for the meat.
[00:52:13]  No bread?
[00:52:14]  Bro, this is great meat, dude.
[00:52:15]  I mean, this is just straight gray.
[00:52:17]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:52:17]  Yeah.
[00:52:18]  I'm like, well, the thing about this is like, you want some curly fries?
[00:52:22]  I don't know.
[00:52:23]  Yeah, I'll take some.
[00:52:24]  Thank you.
[00:52:25]  Hell yeah.
[00:52:26]  Yeah.
[00:52:26]  Well, I want someone to take a look at it.
[00:52:27]  I wanted to take, yeah.
[00:52:28]  James, thank you for the recommendation.
[00:52:31]  I wanted to try this.
[00:52:34]  Let me see.
[00:52:35]  So this Arby sauce is like probably like 500 calories too.
[00:52:38]  I'm not supposed to be eating this shit.
[00:52:39]  I'm trying to cut right now.
[00:52:40]  Do you have another Arby sauce?
[00:52:41]  Yeah, do you want?
[00:52:42]  You already had one on there, right?
[00:52:43]  Was it Ketchup?
[00:52:44]  No, it's ketchup.
[00:52:46]  Why did you just say that like an Irishman, Mike?
[00:52:48]  You're like, do you have another Arby sauce?
[00:52:50]  I am Irish and Italian, but yeah, there's no reason.
[00:52:53]  It came out.
[00:52:53]  Well, that's why you're turning more and more green.
[00:52:55]  Because it's the rainbow that's forming over you right now with Lucky Charms.
[00:52:58]  So noticer?
[00:53:00]  You know, sandwich?
[00:53:02]  You know what?
[00:53:02]  So let's give a food review.
[00:53:04]  So I remember they used to say that milk was the food of white supremacists, right?
[00:53:09]  And that kind of makes sense because we do like milk.
[00:53:12]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:13]  James will literally clip the show be like, he admitted he's a white supremacist.
[00:53:16]  It's like, look at the Arby's.
[00:53:17]  Yeah, probably bought it with Qatari money.
[00:53:21]  Did the Qataris buy the Arby's?
[00:53:23]  Yeah.
[00:53:25]  We love Qatari money.
[00:53:26]  I actually wish Qatar would send us money.
[00:53:28]  Yeah, so I'm throwing off here because this wasn't supposed to be, I was only going to take a bite, but now I'm like, it's good.
[00:53:34]  Actually, did you eat yours already?
[00:53:36]  Oh, it's so good.
[00:53:37]  I ate it so fast.
[00:53:38]  Yeah.
[00:53:38]  It was so incredible.
[00:53:39]  You like inhaled it.
[00:53:40]  Oh, there was like no chew.
[00:53:42]  It was gone.
[00:53:44]  It's like, yeah, it's like, you know, like I'm one of those.
[00:53:46]  I'm one of those fat guys that only eats fat like in private, but when I'm in public, it's like, I eat salads.
[00:53:50]  I don't know why I can't lose weight.
[00:53:52]  Real fast.
[00:53:53]  Do you want to hear this crazy thing too, though?
[00:53:55]  Is this like really healthy stuff?
[00:53:57]  You know, white supremacists are typically more into health, right?
[00:53:59]  That's like the whole thing.
[00:54:00]  You really said the health is white supremacy?
[00:54:02]  Yeah, was it Newsweek or Esquire?
[00:54:05]  One of those rags was like, well, protein is a gateway to the far right.
[00:54:10]  It's like, okay, dude.
[00:54:11]  Yeah, they're talking about anybody who was like fitness.
[00:54:12]  Anybody who was big into fitness, was in great shape.
[00:54:15]  They're like, yeah, this is far-right extremist.
[00:54:19]  If you see that our chat is toxic, it's because they are.
[00:54:22]  So I'm sorry about that.
[00:54:23]  I'm not worried about it.
[00:54:24]  Okay.
[00:54:25]  Everybody's over.
[00:54:26]  They're mean to me, too.
[00:54:27]  They call me a faggot in my own show, which is actually kind of like it's fun.
[00:54:30]  Dude, my favorite part of the whole show is where you debated me for 20 minutes about Fuentes being a fed.
[00:54:35]  And you convinced me he's not a fed, but we didn't even try to tell me he's not a fed, which is great.
[00:54:45]  You should have got the horsey sauce.
[00:54:48]  You know what?
[00:54:49]  All I was going to say is I want to rate.
[00:54:51]  I don't know, Mike.
[00:54:52]  Have you had Arby's?
[00:54:54]  Yeah.
[00:54:54]  I'm a red-blooded white American.
[00:54:57]  What do you mean?
[00:54:57]  Of course I do.
[00:54:58]  Of course I have.
[00:54:59]  Yeah, you are, Mike.
[00:55:00]  Yeah.
[00:55:00]  Sure, you are.
[00:55:01]  I want to see you.
[00:55:02]  Obviously.
[00:55:02]  If I go fast food, man, I really don't like fast food, but I like culver's.
[00:55:06]  If I got to go fast food, culver's over.
[00:55:08]  Culver's overrated.
[00:55:09]  You think Clovers is overrated?
[00:55:11]  Man, I wish they would have put your ass in the middle.
[00:55:13]  I'm going to mute you now.
[00:55:14]  You should have been locked away.
[00:55:15]  It's not terrible.
[00:55:17]  You're muted now, Mike.
[00:55:20]  My favorite fast food, I would say, butterberger, it's good.
[00:55:24]  In and out, I think shit's on Clover.
[00:55:26]  In-N-N-N-Out's good.
[00:55:26]  Yeah, get into animal fries.
[00:55:28]  Get your, you know, your Culver's.
[00:55:31]  I was like, Irish thought coming out of getting it.
[00:55:32]  It's coming out of my life.
[00:55:34]  I like four leaf clovers.
[00:55:35]  It's over, eh?
[00:55:36]  You can see I've offended you guys.
[00:55:37]  I'm not sure.
[00:55:38]  Thanks.
[00:55:40]  Speaking of clovers, Elijah, I'm going to be at the Shamrock Comedy Club on the 20th in Fort Lauderdale.
[00:55:45]  Nobody in your chat's invited.
[00:55:48]  The 10 people that we always have, like, yeah, anyways, I was just telling people, you probably shouldn't read our chat.
[00:55:52]  It's always fucking brutal to everyone.
[00:55:54]  I actually like them.
[00:55:55]  They're pretty funny.
[00:55:55]  They're very funny.
[00:55:56]  They're.
[00:55:58]  Well, yeah, sometimes they're funny, but except when you're like come to the show hungover and you're like, you know, like when you're not hungover or whatever, you know, you could be addicted to people, whatever, but you know, those meal, those feelings, you still have that anxiety.
[00:56:09]  You think everyone hates you.
[00:56:11]  You see disappearing messages on your signal and you don't know what you told people because it disappeared.
[00:56:16]  And you're like, you think everyone hates you.
[00:56:18]  You know that money?
[00:56:19]  And then you come in here and they're like, this show sucks.
[00:56:20]  You faggot.
[00:56:21]  End the show now.
[00:56:22]  And you're like, you start turning into Jordan Peterson.
[00:56:26]  No.
[00:56:26]  Start popping benzos.
[00:56:28]  No way, man.
[00:56:29]  What are you giving your kids to Andrew Tains?
[00:56:31]  Kumia used to call it milk in the teeth, bro.
[00:56:33]  Fucking, you know, you act like you actually care so that they keep talking and they're like, oh, daddy sees me.
[00:56:38]  And then the next thing you know, you're fucking cashing checks.
[00:56:40]  That's actually, that's actually true.
[00:56:42]  We have enough money on the show to buy Arby's for the live production.
[00:56:44]  Did you want the other Arby sandwich?
[00:56:46]  No, I'm good.
[00:56:46]  I got a little bit left.
[00:56:48]  Did you not finish your Arby's?
[00:56:49]  Hey, how many Arby's?
[00:56:51]  This guy's not even fully committed to the bit.
[00:56:54]  I would love to see this show go another hour and a half to see how this turns out for you guys.
[00:56:59]  Yeah.
[00:57:00]  Oh, the Arby's dangerous game, buddy.
[00:57:03]  Double it down.
[00:57:04]  Elijah doubled down on the Arby sauce, too.
[00:57:07]  Yeah, I literally, I literally don't know if that was a wise decision.
[00:57:11]  However, literally supposed to be cutting.
[00:57:14]  However, I actually built my whole diet today around making sure I had enough space for the Arby's because we've gotten to the point at the gym now where we've gotten like, you can see on my ex, you've gotten pushing so much weight that I think if I try to push any more weight, I'm gonna get hurt.
[00:57:30]  So now I just need to cut and get the fat off, which is really hard to do because when life's good, I was talking to someone about this.
[00:57:38]  I go, I don't, I don't know how a lot of these dads are out there with six packs because it's like it's, I guess it's they call it excuses, but I don't know what that word is.
[00:57:48]  It's like very fucking hard to to like lose weight when you've like got a company to run and you have Mike Mendoza in your life and you also have you have children.
[00:58:00]  No, but I'm saying, Mike, you know, it's Mike's got young kids and stuff.
[00:58:02]  It's like life is kind of fucking stressful and it is like hard.
[00:58:05]  I know it's like it's like, oh, that's an excuse.
[00:58:07]  It's like, yeah, it's kind of hard not to be a fat ass in America and hard to lose weight.
[00:58:11]  And like I actually really struggle with cutting because it's like I kind of like I like cutter the country.
[00:58:16]  I take their money.
[00:58:17]  But when it comes to cutting, like I'm like, I'm not going to get super big, but I don't know how these dads out there are like shredded like Mark Loebliner and stuff like that.
[00:58:26]  Is it just peds or what is that?
[00:58:28]  Well, I mean, if I had to, if I had to guess, it's literally just eating the same thing every single day, which I hate to do, but I mean, I think that is what it comes down to.
[00:58:35]  It's just meal prep counting out.
[00:58:37]  Discipline?
[00:58:37]  Yeah.
[00:58:38]  You know what?
[00:58:38]  Maybe I'm just, I'm not a very disciplined person.
[00:58:42]  I mean, I was.
[00:58:43]  I was a pro athlete for many years.
[00:58:45]  And then once you're done, a lot of alcohol, alcohol kills it.
[00:58:48]  I mean, and then it's just, I mean, you're just shot, especially as you get older.
[00:58:51]  Alcohol just goes like fucking, just straight to the fucking hips.
[00:58:55]  And like, there's no, like, alcohol just is the killer.
[00:58:58]  And I don't know.
[00:58:59]  Jiu-Jitsu helps a lot.
[00:59:01]  I mean, not just not to be like bro Rogan or whatever, but I mean, jiu-jitsu, if you get in the gi, I mean, and you do jiu-jitsu?
[00:59:08]  Yeah, I was a two-time Pan Am champion.
[00:59:10]  Okay, nice.
[00:59:12]  Really?
[00:59:12]  Yep.
[00:59:13]  Well, good for you.
[00:59:13]  I don't know how to fight.
[00:59:14]  I missed jiu-jitsu.
[00:59:15]  I did it for 16 years.
[00:59:17]  You're actually a trained fighter, though.
[00:59:18]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:59:19]  Muay Thai, box, and jiu-jitsu.
[00:59:21]  This is like the first time I'm out of shape since I started working here.
[00:59:24]  And it's probably a lot to do with the alcohol, as you mentioned.
[00:59:28]  I'm sure it's drinking on this lazy part.
[00:59:31]  That's crazy.
[00:59:31]  It's awesome.
[00:59:32]  Life, man.
[00:59:32]  The older you get, it's just like, you know, you got to do twice as much as you did in your 20s, you know.
[00:59:36]  And like you said, Elijah, it's like fucking, you know, you used to be able to eat whatever you want, drink on the weekends, and then hit the gym for an hour on Monday and you'd be good to go.

=== Daughter's Armpit Fetish (15:50) ===

[00:59:43]  Now you got to like eat clean all week, you know, and not drink and then hit two hours on Monday just so that you can fucking have a dad bod, you know?
[00:59:51]  Well, and the women, look, and here's the thing about the thing is that the women, okay, here's kind of like a lie.
[00:59:56]  So I was at, I went to uh, I went to a meal.
[00:59:59]  I told them about it where like I was the poorest person at the table by a long shot.
[01:00:03]  You ever go to those meals where it's like, I'm not just like, I was the poorest person at this Arby's dinner.
[01:00:07]  No, it's like, it's like weird, like, I don't know if everyone can relate to this, like where you sit down and just by looking at people's watches, you're like, that's my net worth.
[01:00:16]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:16]  Like, my net worth is on your wrist.
[01:00:19]  And like, that's how bad it was.
[01:00:20]  Well, the Miami thing is their net worth is on their wrist.
[01:00:23]  Then you, they, they invite you to a party at their house and they got single ply toilet paper.
[01:00:26]  And you're like, oh, shit, you're one paycheck away, dude.
[01:00:29]  Yeah.
[01:00:29]  You're one paycheck away.
[01:00:31]  Hang on, brother.
[01:00:32]  Hanging on.
[01:00:33]  It's called being black.
[01:00:35]  No, but I went, so I go to this dinner.
[01:00:37]  Like, what I mean is like, you're sitting there and they're talking.
[01:00:39]  The one guy's buying like a, you know, 70-foot yacht.
[01:00:41]  The other guy's trying to buy a jet.
[01:00:42]  And, you know, you're like sitting there going, like, you know, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:00:45]  I know.
[01:00:46]  Yeah, you know, I mean, my jet's still on back order.
[01:00:49]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:49]  It's just crazy world, you know?
[01:00:51]  Hope things get better for you, bro.
[01:00:53]  Yeah.
[01:00:54]  Wow, you're on your first jet?
[01:00:56]  That's crazy.
[01:00:57]  But the struggle is real, man.
[01:00:59]  I don't know how you do it.
[01:01:00]  No, but I'm like, I'm like sitting there and this is a restaurant, like all like all the girls in Boca Raton.
[01:01:06]  They're extremely hot, but they got nose jobs, but they're Jewish, so you got to be careful.
[01:01:10]  Two jobs at 16.
[01:01:11]  That's another one.
[01:01:11]  It's like, who's buying their daughter's tits, man?
[01:01:13]  Like 16 years old.
[01:01:14]  Seriously.
[01:01:15]  Seriously.
[01:01:16]  We hate that.
[01:01:17]  Stop doing that.
[01:01:20]  I find out for the record, by the way, I find out when they're in their late 20s that they got them done at 16.
[01:01:26]  I'm not going around the local high schools going, buddy.
[01:01:29]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:01:30]  He's like, look, I'm just seeing all these 16-year-olds with big tits out.
[01:01:33]  They're like, excuse me.
[01:01:35]  I had my handler take me through the tunnels to the high school.
[01:01:38]  Are you one of the Kai Trump's expired people already?
[01:01:42]  Those were diabolical memes.
[01:01:44]  There's like, she turns 18 tomorrow, about to expire.
[01:01:46]  And you're like, who tweets that?
[01:01:48]  It's like send tweet.
[01:01:50]  Who tweets that?
[01:01:50]  Dude, when we were growing up, right?
[01:01:53]  They had a countdown on MTV for Britney Spears' birthday.
[01:01:58]  They had a countdown until she was legal.
[01:02:00]  You don't remember this?
[01:02:01]  This was on MTV.
[01:02:02]  I don't remember this.
[01:02:03]  They had a countdown, like a two-week countdown.
[01:02:06]  All I got to say is we used to live in the proper country.
[01:02:09]  That's all I got to say.
[01:02:10]  We used to live in a proper country.
[01:02:11]  But you got to think about that.
[01:02:12]  That was some 40-year-old producer.
[01:02:15]  What's the girl's name?
[01:02:16]  That's what I was saying.
[01:02:17]  Yeah, my literature was doing the countdown for that one.
[01:02:19]  40-year-old producer had to pitch that and be like, you know what?
[01:02:22]  What would really help TRL if we put a countdown till Britney Spears turns 18 in the background?
[01:02:27]  Yeah.
[01:02:28]  Well, I was going to say is like, is like with being around those kinds of people or like, you know, sitting around, they've also probably into that.
[01:02:36]  But there's, though, there was a point to the story, actually, is that the girl was there.
[01:02:40]  And, you know, I won't say anything else to the guys, but the guys, obviously, everyone likes this girl.
[01:02:44]  She's clearly a 10.
[01:02:46]  And I always talk about how it always bothers me when there's like a woman that beautiful, like, serving food.
[01:02:49]  It's like, she should be ruining a guy's life somewhere.
[01:02:52]  You know what I mean?
[01:02:53]  And, and I was sitting there and then, like, the guys were like, oh, we're cutting or whatever.
[01:02:57]  And I was like, yeah, I'm going to just like, I'm starting to cut like whatever tomorrow.
[01:03:01]  Everyone always says that I go, but, you know, it's like, whatever.
[01:03:04]  And the guy goes, yeah, in Miami, you got to have the good bot.
[01:03:06]  I go, well, with your guys is money.
[01:03:08]  Like, I don't know if you really have to have that good of a bod.
[01:03:11]  You know, I go, I go, I think, I think you'll be okay.
[01:03:13]  And they're like, no, you need, you need the bods.
[01:03:15]  And I ask her, I go, I go, do you like dad bots?
[01:03:18]  And she's like, oh, I love, I love a dad bod.
[01:03:20]  And I said, Is that because you're talking to men that are clearly over 30 sitting around a table that you know you overheard talking about buying jets?
[01:03:28]  And she started laughing.
[01:03:29]  And I go, yeah, so you like dad bods when they have jets, right?
[01:03:33]  And she was like, I mean, they do have to have money.
[01:03:35]  And I go, so really, it's not that women like dad bods, that women are gold diggers and like money.
[01:03:40]  And if you can help them dig the gold, then they're not going to give a shit about your body.
[01:03:44]  But women do care about men being fit.
[01:03:46]  However, I will say in the reverse, it's very, very, very few women like that really vascular, like, looks like you're on steroids look.
[01:03:55]  But like a natural, like girls always say, and then also what girls think is a dad bod, ask them to show them you, and they show you a guy that's fit, but just not cutting.
[01:04:03]  They show you a guy that's like got a little gut, but he's like ripped, like he's ripped.
[01:04:07]  And it's like, that's been spending 10 years in the gym.
[01:04:09]  I like a dad bod.
[01:04:10]  It's like, you know, Matthew McConaughey after lunch.
[01:04:12]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:04:13]  Like a couple beers on a Friday and you're like, man, that's just called like not posing.
[01:04:17]  It's called the not, not having a pump.
[01:04:19]  I was going to say my opinion on the dad bod thing is that's a complete lie.
[01:04:22]  Women do like fit, but if you like have clout or you're famous, you have money, women like other things too.
[01:04:26]  So they're demon, the demon that's inside women.
[01:04:29]  They've got demons in them, man.
[01:04:30]  These women have demons.
[01:04:32]  Aristotle said they were defective men.
[01:04:34]  Yeah.
[01:04:35]  They smell nice.
[01:04:38]  They do.
[01:04:38]  They smell really nice.
[01:04:39]  Tastes pretty good, too.
[01:04:40]  Have you ever licked an armpit before?
[01:04:42]  A woman's armpit?
[01:04:42]  Come again, though.
[01:04:43]  Have you ever licked a woman's armpit?
[01:04:44]  So I'm getting weird here.
[01:04:45]  Can't say that I have.
[01:04:47]  But I've just been recently, you know, I do a show with Candace Horbach, aka Eva Lavia, and she's been on the show.
[01:04:55]  I love her.
[01:04:57]  It's been brought to my attention that that is a serious fetish that people don't.
[01:05:01]  Everybody knows about the foot fetish.
[01:05:03]  I didn't know about the one.
[01:05:05]  The armpit is apparently a serious fish.
[01:05:09]  He's like, oh, yeah.
[01:05:10]  Why would you think I did that?
[01:05:11]  Lick an armpit.
[01:05:12]  He's like, oh, this is the guy who's like, hey, show me, prove it.
[01:05:16]  You know, he's like, I love this guy.
[01:05:17]  He's like, you really want to look?
[01:05:18]  Hey, brother, if you really want to prove that people like lick armpits, then show me how it's done.
[01:05:22]  I also think it's really noble that he sees a woman working and he's like, no, this is not for you.
[01:05:27]  I only hit on staff.
[01:05:29]  Like, I'm like, finally, a bitch that'll fucking get a job.
[01:05:33]  Been financing so many princesses for so long.
[01:05:35]  I'm like, oh, my God, this one has skechers.
[01:05:38]  Well, yeah, well, what it is is like, I don't know what it is, but like, I guess I just have this like, really, I've been doing a lot to fix my testosterone.
[01:05:45]  It's like over 1,300 now.
[01:05:46]  And now all of a sudden I just see like women and I'm like, think that they should be reproducing.
[01:05:50]  Not with me, but I'm saying like, you're just like, I have this like weird protective thing that's developed where I just feel like we need to repopulate the white race.
[01:05:57]  And that's, I'm not even joking.
[01:05:58]  I'm like, why is this bitch not in some home with six babies?
[01:06:01]  Like my brain thinks that always.
[01:06:02]  And I'm like, where, like, I don't know.
[01:06:04]  I just, why are these beautiful girls not getting wifed up and having kids?
[01:06:08]  I actually think that.
[01:06:09]  It's not a joke.
[01:06:10]  And I think about their armpits.
[01:06:11]  No, but, but, no, I, I, I just, I think I don't have a fetish for licking armpits.
[01:06:16]  I want to clarify that here for a second.
[01:06:18]  I do not have a fetish for you.
[01:06:19]  All over Twitter tomorrow.
[01:06:20]  Yeah.
[01:06:20]  That's the clip Lindsay's cut.
[01:06:22]  Yeah, Lindsay's like.
[01:06:23]  That's the one.
[01:06:23]  It was, we need to re need to repopulate the white race.
[01:06:26]  And I love licking armpits.
[01:06:28]  Talks about me looking at my daughter, asses with my daughter, but he licks armpits.
[01:06:32]  This guy here.
[01:06:33]  Well, he'll like the part about the 16-year-olds, though.
[01:06:35]  Yeah.
[01:06:36]  But I also, but I, but I wanted to say, I wanted to ask you that only because I think what it is, is it's like, I think it's like a, you're willing to, like, it's kind of like eating ass or something like that, right?
[01:06:48]  It's like, you're willing to go everywhere and do everything with them.
[01:06:51]  So it's kind of like you're kind of like going in the forbidden, like you're kind of just doing like it's like I want to to uh consume you type of thing, but especially when they lie to you and like I've never done this before she really likes me spiritual virgins.
[01:07:08]  Yeah, oh, also you like this one too.
[01:07:10]  Guess what?
[01:07:11]  She was being honest to you when she told you you had the biggest dick she'd ever seen.
[01:07:15]  The next time will be the first time, Elijah.
[01:07:17]  Yeah, it was those are the best lies.
[01:07:20]  Like, you got the biggest dick I've ever seen.
[01:07:22]  I'm a virgin, kind of.
[01:07:24]  And he said, well, like pretty much.
[01:07:26]  And you're like, what are you talking?
[01:07:28]  Like 20 bodies, 25 bodies?
[01:07:30]  How many bodies do you think they have when they say they're a spiritual virgin?
[01:07:33]  I've never had that one.
[01:07:34]  You've never heard that?
[01:07:35]  Spiritual virgin?
[01:07:36]  The one that the one that the big one in the Jersey Shore is like, I haven't had sex in like a year.
[01:07:40]  I'm like a born-again version.
[01:07:42]  Oh, it resets.
[01:07:44]  360,000 games.
[01:07:45]  You got a full reset.
[01:07:46]  Yeah, you got dipped in fucking, instead of a baptism, you get dipped in fucking.
[01:07:51]  Yeah, or the reformed hoe.
[01:07:52]  Yeah.
[01:07:52]  I'm a reformed hoe.
[01:07:54]  Dude, that's one that I don't think I was ready for.
[01:07:57]  There's two things I wasn't ready for as we were all guinea pigs of this digital age on social media.
[01:08:02]  The first one I wasn't ready for is getting to an age now where some of my best friends have daughters that are of age and they're on Instagram.
[01:08:10]  And I'm like, should I like this post?
[01:08:12]  Do I not like this post?
[01:08:14]  She get her tits at 16.
[01:08:15]  I don't know.
[01:08:16]  They're looking pretty big.
[01:08:17]  Tom knows his daughter's posting this.
[01:08:20]  How old are they though?
[01:08:21]  Like 19 in college.
[01:08:22]  Okay.
[01:08:23]  So we're talking about this is very legal.
[01:08:24]  Fair game, buddy.
[01:08:25]  I just want to clarify.
[01:08:26]  We've already talked about so many illegal things on the show this year.
[01:08:28]  But it's your boy's girl, you know?
[01:08:31]  Daughter?
[01:08:32]  Yeah.
[01:08:32]  Do you know what?
[01:08:33]  So I was taught.
[01:08:35]  So this is actually weird too because I was talking to an older gentleman that was telling me like, and this is, this is going to be weird for especially our female audience, but I don't have any daughters and my kids are young, right?
[01:08:46]  But he was saying like, one of the scariest parts of being a dad is like when your daughter brings home friends and you start thinking they're hot and you're like, shit, this isn't good.
[01:08:55]  Oh, wow.
[01:08:56]  Because like, you know, like 19, 20, like bringing girls in your house.
[01:08:59]  Like, and now it's awkward because it's just like your daughter's friend, but now you got this like banging hot girl sleeping over your house.
[01:09:03]  Stuck in your dryer for some reason.
[01:09:06]  No, and I was like, he was like, he's like, you know, and then that's obviously then it creates tension with the wife, he was saying, because now there's like, and then you don't want to make the daughter feel weird, but then it's like they come home from college and these like girls are staying at your house like walking around, you know, like no bra on and like, you know, whatever, like around the house.
[01:09:18]  And you're going, why am I, I'm like, this is really awkward because I'm finding my daughter's friend attractive.
[01:09:24]  And I go, okay, I don't know.
[01:09:25]  That's not me.
[01:09:26]  I'm not there.
[01:09:27]  However, I will say that's worse than what you're saying.
[01:09:30]  The other side.
[01:09:31]  The other side of it was the girl, like you were talking about the hoe phase thing, going through the ho phase or whatever, which lasted two decades.
[01:09:37]  Finds her man, you know, he settles down and now she's wearing white sundresses and taking family pictures on Instagram.
[01:09:44]  And you're like, our defense at Backfield ran the train on this bitch.
[01:09:47]  Yeah.
[01:09:48]  Like, I can't, I can't unsee you doing the safety and the cornerback at the same time.
[01:09:53]  And you just look at that guy and you're like, I don't know you, bro, but I feel like you need to know this.
[01:09:57]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:09:58]  I got to let you know, brother.
[01:09:59]  I'm sorry.
[01:10:01]  I know you should have known this.
[01:10:03]  I mean, a great buddy should have told you this.
[01:10:05]  You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
[01:10:07]  Hoes don't act right.
[01:10:08]  Hoes on a mission.
[01:10:09]  It's hoes on a clarify to the chat.
[01:10:11]  When he was saying he was talking about his daughter's friends, they were like 19 and 20 because people are like, oh, call the police on this guy.
[01:10:17]  It's like, no, they were like, they're just in college.
[01:10:19]  And he was just saying like the awkwardness of like, oh, like my, my daughter's like, has adult women that are her friends.
[01:10:25]  And like, you see, your daughter is young and like your little daughter, but then the friends are like grown-ass women.
[01:10:28]  I told him, I said, yeah, that's kind of crazy.
[01:10:30]  It's not a good friend of mine.
[01:10:31]  He's just someone in the industry.
[01:10:32]  And his name is a weird thing about it.
[01:10:34]  Yeah, right.
[01:10:34]  It's a weird thing about getting older, right?
[01:10:36]  Like, I mean, you know, you're getting older and this is just the way of life.
[01:10:39]  And some of my boys, you know, they got married young.
[01:10:41]  They got kids young, which, by the way, is the right way to do it.
[01:10:44]  Do you have kids?
[01:10:45]  No, I don't have kids.
[01:10:46]  I bought into the propaganda fucking hook line and sinker.
[01:10:49]  Like, play the field, wait it out, be single for as long as you can.
[01:10:52]  Now I'm sitting here and you know, I'm creeping up on 40, and I'm starting to think, like, fuck, man.
[01:10:57]  Like, I actually do want kids, and I want my parents to be able to meet my kids, which really bothers me.
[01:11:02]  And then the second thing is like, what am I going to be 60 throwing batting practice?
[01:11:06]  I'm going to get my fucking shit rocked.
[01:11:07]  I'm going to be 60 trying to teach my son how to fucking form tackle.
[01:11:10]  I'm going to look like, well, I'm going to break my fucking hip.
[01:11:12]  Like, you know, I look at my buddy and it's so weird.
[01:11:14]  He got married at 23, had kids at 24.
[01:11:17]  And we looked at him and we were like, bro, what's wrong with you, bro?
[01:11:19]  Like, we, like, when he had his third kid at 26, we wanted to have an intervention.
[01:11:22]  We were like, is everything okay with you?
[01:11:24]  Like, what's going on here?
[01:11:25]  Now we're looking at him like he was the smartest one out of all of us.
[01:11:28]  20 fucking years later, it's like he's sitting on a pension.
[01:11:30]  All of his kids are going to be out of the house.
[01:11:32]  And now he's like, you know, 40 fucking five and he's done.
[01:11:36]  He got the rest of his life to just chill.
[01:11:38]  That's the right way to do it.
[01:11:39]  Quarterback Garrett.
[01:11:39]  They're talking about quarterback Garrett.
[01:11:41]  No, but QB is doing it that way.
[01:11:43]  Four kids.
[01:11:43]  He's like my age.
[01:11:44]  And my age looks about maybe 35 years older, though.
[01:11:48]  Poor guy, man.
[01:11:49]  Quarterback Garrett, just, it's just so unfortunate what God did to him.
[01:11:53]  And it's like, I just, it's like, imagine, like, someone said, imagine being born Indian.
[01:11:59]  And I'm like, oh, that's unfortunate.
[01:12:02]  But I'm like, what if you were quarterback Garrett?
[01:12:04]  And someone's like, well, it's like, which one's worse?
[01:12:06]  So coming for QB hard here, man.
[01:12:09]  We've been doing this for like, oh, I don't want to give up the bit, but no, we've been doing this for like, you should see our interactions online.
[01:12:15]  Everything's always like fucking horrible to each other.
[01:12:18]  And people don't really know that it's fake, but it's genuinely like.
[01:12:22]  So this is how men interact.
[01:12:24]  This is what people don't.
[01:12:25]  So I got a bit that I think actually a joke.
[01:12:27]  I love him.
[01:12:27]  But it's a real, it's a real bit.
[01:12:29]  And this is a real bit that I do about Baloney Titz Eric.
[01:12:31]  He's one of my best friends.
[01:12:32]  People can go on my internet, my internets at Gerard vs. Evil and see the bit.
[01:12:36]  But it's a true story about how I got three friends named Eric in my phone that I grew up with, right?
[01:12:41]  And one is Eric.
[01:12:42]  It's the first one in my phone.
[01:12:43]  The second one is Eric the Jew.
[01:12:44]  Second one in my phone, right?
[01:12:45]  He's Joe.
[01:12:46]  Delete that number, block him.
[01:12:48]  Third one is Baloney Titz Eric.
[01:12:50]  And my girl saw this.
[01:12:51]  He called me and she was like, who's Baloney Titzeric?
[01:12:53]  That's one of my best friends.
[01:12:54]  She goes, and you call him Baloney Titzeric?
[01:12:56]  I was like, it's his fucking name.
[01:12:58]  She's like, that's fucking good.
[01:12:59]  Good cover.
[01:12:59]  Good cover.
[01:13:00]  It's my friend.
[01:13:01]  That's a good name.
[01:13:02]  Save it in your phone.
[01:13:03]  Why should you put heart, heart, heart in it?
[01:13:05]  Just chat learning it right now.
[01:13:07]  Everything baloney.
[01:13:08]  Bologna Titzeric calls you.
[01:13:09]  I was like, all up, Papi, rent is due.
[01:13:12]  Oh, this is my good friend from home.
[01:13:13]  Don't worry about it.
[01:13:14]  Is he a Mexican?
[01:13:15]  He's so funny.
[01:13:15]  Is he Mexican?
[01:13:16]  No, Baloney Titz Eric is just a white dude.
[01:13:18]  We don't have to block him.
[01:13:19]  He's actually in phenomenal shape now.
[01:13:20]  I think he's been on Ozempic for like two years.
[01:13:22]  So no more baloney.
[01:13:24]  Real question on that.
[01:13:25]  I think that there's going to be massive class action lawsuits on Ozempic.
[01:13:29]  Oh, yeah.
[01:13:30]  I think it's killing more people than anyone even knows.
[01:13:33]  Ever since I know that some shit shot out of this woman's eyes and nose and she choked on her own poop.
[01:13:37]  What?
[01:13:37]  Because what it does is it slows down your digestion, right?
[01:13:40]  So it's like a peristalsis of your intestine, these JLP ones.
[01:13:45]  And basically the side effect was it like backed up.
[01:13:49]  She like backed up her shit and it literally like came up her throat and like shut out her eyes.
[01:13:54]  And like she died with like shit coming out of her eyes.
[01:13:56]  And I was like, oh, that's the scariest shit I've ever done.
[01:13:59]  There's always fucking, you know, some people like, you know, you got to crack a couple eggs to make an omelette.
[01:14:04]  Like the best thing in the world back in the day was the stuff called ephedra.
[01:14:06]  Like back when I was playing ball, you'd pop a fucking ephedra for a week, lose 20 pounds and be ready to go.
[01:14:11]  And then Corey Stringer had to go fucking cook in his heart during a two of days.
[01:14:14]  And then they were like, we got to get rid of this stuff.
[01:14:16]  You know, ephedra was the best shit on earth.
[01:14:18]  But then, you know, I think to your point, you could pretty much put a 100% on Ozempic ended up having negative effects.
[01:14:25]  I mean, remember Olestra back in the day when they put that in Pringles?
[01:14:28]  And they were like, we figured it out.
[01:14:29]  We made potato chips that are actually going to make you thinner.
[01:14:32]  And it turned out people were literally shitting out their insides.
[01:14:35]  And they're like, all right, well, let's roll back the Olestra.
[01:14:37]  You know, if something sounds too good to be true.
[01:14:41]  Yeah.
[01:14:42]  Well, like abortions, right?
[01:14:44]  But, you know, I mean, it's, that's healthcare, Elijah.
[01:14:47]  How dare you?
[01:14:48]  Yeah.
[01:14:48]  You know what?
[01:14:49]  You're crossing the line now.
[01:14:50]  We're really doing James a favor this episode.
[01:14:52]  So I hope you enjoy.
[01:14:53]  I hope you enjoy this.
[01:14:54]  It's like Elijah Schaefer says he has friends who are checking out his daughter's friends at Sleepovers.
[01:14:58]  I'm like, yeah, that is not what I said.
[01:15:00]  But I was talking about you, James.
[01:15:03]  That was, you told me that.
[01:15:04]  James, sausage tits was actually James Lindsay.
[01:15:07]  He just doesn't want to give a baloney tits.
[01:15:09]  He doesn't want to let us know.
[01:15:11]  That was baloney tits.
[01:15:12]  I like, I feel like I'm like a Mexican woman, and James is like a white man.

=== Why Latinas Embrace Pain (02:24) ===

[01:15:17]  It's like, I give him a hard time because I like him and because I know he likes it.
[01:15:21]  Like, you know what I mean?
[01:15:22]  It's like, you ever seen someone with a Mexican woman?
[01:15:24]  They love suffering.
[01:15:25]  You know what I mean?
[01:15:26]  Like, you ever see a white guy with a Latina and you go, you like pain.
[01:15:29]  You know what I mean?
[01:15:30]  That's a hundred.
[01:15:31]  I'm not joking.
[01:15:32]  There is nobody that is crazier than Latina woman, which is why that's like the forbidden, uh, like the red part on the back of a black widow that God's like, hey, that's like dangerous.
[01:15:43]  It's like when you put an ass and tits like that on a woman.
[01:15:45]  Tilde is the is the black widow spider, right?
[01:15:48]  Like when they, yeah, yeah, but he's like, look at these.
[01:15:51]  You see how juicy that looks?
[01:15:53]  That's too good to be true.
[01:15:54]  Sure.
[01:15:55]  That comes with something.
[01:15:56]  It comes with an attitude that you'll never control.
[01:16:01]  And she's going to cook well for you, which is going to make it even worse.
[01:16:04]  She's going to clean your damn house.
[01:16:05]  She's not going to be a feminist.
[01:16:07]  Oh boy, you are going to fight every day.
[01:16:10]  I dated a Mexican woman and all we did was fight.
[01:16:13]  And I loved it kind of.
[01:16:14]  And then I realized I can't do this anymore.
[01:16:16]  So I did what any guy would do.
[01:16:18]  I married a very, very meek and mild Scottish-Irish woman that is submissive because I couldn't do it because I wasn't enough of a man.
[01:16:29]  I wasn't enough of a man.
[01:16:31]  I couldn't do it.
[01:16:32]  It's only the few of the proud, the whites that can marry Mexicans.
[01:16:38]  Am I wrong on that though?
[01:16:39]  Because we live in everyone's Hispanic down here in Florida, you know, or Jewish.
[01:16:42]  Probably wouldn't go Mexican.
[01:16:43]  You know, I've, you know, I'm a big fan of LA, so Latin folks.
[01:16:48]  Oh, you said that.
[01:16:49]  You got my fan.
[01:16:50]  You got them like, yeah.
[01:16:51]  He's a fan.
[01:16:51]  That's why he got them Baja.
[01:16:53]  That's why he keeps like looking over here.
[01:16:54]  He already knows.
[01:16:55]  Yeah.
[01:16:55]  Yeah.
[01:16:56]  I know, but I'm saying that's from experience.
[01:16:58]  Anyone who's dated a Hispanic girl knows with the blessing of beauty and the lack of feminism.
[01:17:04]  I have an apartment in Columbia, so yeah.
[01:17:05]  Oh, are you serious?
[01:17:06]  Oh, yeah.
[01:17:07]  I don't know.
[01:17:08]  For the beaches.
[01:17:09]  Yeah.
[01:17:09]  Buy food.
[01:17:10]  We're having one there next time.
[01:17:12]  Meta Jean.
[01:17:13]  How is the food in Colombia?
[01:17:15]  It's unreal.
[01:17:17]  It honestly makes South Florida, like, especially with the sugar babies and all that shit.
[01:17:20]  It makes you like, all right, dude, calm down.
[01:17:23]  It's a $300 round trip flight to Columbia.
[01:17:25]  All right.

=== Chase's Expensive Date (09:30) ===

[01:17:26]  Like, you have any idea how far 100 US dollars goes in Medellin, Colombia?
[01:17:31]  It's unreal.
[01:17:32]  Is it?
[01:17:33]  How much was an apartment down there for just for like purposes of like so I was down there?
[01:17:41]  Well, I can't.
[01:17:41]  I'll get him in trouble.
[01:17:43]  Uh, took some girls out, rooftop, Medellin, overlooking the most beautiful sites you ever seen in your life.
[01:17:50]  Uh, everybody that worked at the place is you know, European or you know, Canadian and you know, very, very big expat community.
[01:18:00]  And we got lobsters, we got steaks, we got cocktails, two bottles of wine, dessert.
[01:18:04]  And I'm looking at this, like, all right, this is gonna hurt.
[01:18:07]  And then it came check for four people: $180.
[01:18:10]  Oh, wow.
[01:18:11]  That is beautiful.
[01:18:12]  That's even cheaper than Mexico.
[01:18:14]  When we were over in Mexico, eating like steak dinners, had appetizer drinks and everything.
[01:18:19]  And it was cheap.
[01:18:20]  They can't get Nikes there.
[01:18:22]  You bring a girl a pair of $55 low, low-cut, like low-top Air Force One all-whites.
[01:18:30]  They take that as the equivalent of an engagement ring.
[01:18:33]  They're like, okay, so we're together now forever, right?
[01:18:35]  And you're like, I got this at TJ Maxx.
[01:18:39]  This was made by a Uyghur slave.
[01:18:41]  What are we doing here?
[01:18:43]  I'm looking by the way right here.
[01:18:44]  This is actually kind of interesting.
[01:18:47]  I was looking at the macros here on Arby's.
[01:18:51]  That's just a random thing because we're talking about good food.
[01:18:53]  It's actually not bad, not bad macros.
[01:18:55]  You think they're lying?
[01:18:56]  37 grams of carbs, 22 grams of protein, and 12 grams of fat.
[01:18:59]  Like comparatively to some fast food, that's only 357 calories.
[01:19:03]  It's really not that bad.
[01:19:04]  Dude, Elijah is angling for an Arby sponsorship.
[01:19:07]  I respect it.
[01:19:08]  This is this.
[01:19:08]  I'm learning right now.
[01:19:09]  This is how a pro works.
[01:19:11]  This is, I need so much left to learn.
[01:19:15]  Because now that I know they're willing to be edgy like that, and one of the biggest talent agencies just picked us up and they actually rep Arby's.
[01:19:23]  I'm not going to say who it is, but you saw they rep Arby's.
[01:19:25]  So we should ask them for an Arby sponsorship.
[01:19:28]  I am not joking.
[01:19:28]  If Arby's wants to go edgy, I'll take an Arby's.
[01:19:31]  Because here's the thing: we're talking about beef curtains, and nobody knows beef curtains more than James Lindsay when he's hanging out with the middle-aged roadies on his speaking tour.
[01:19:39]  You know what I mean?
[01:19:40]  He's got a lot of roast beef that he's probably getting in between his teeth.
[01:19:43]  You got a talent agency, got you?
[01:19:45]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:19:46]  I didn't make a big deal out of it the way Tyler Fisher did, which kudos to him.
[01:19:49]  He made a fucking brilliant career off of it.
[01:19:51]  But we, me, Caroline Miljavic, but mostly me got it.
[01:19:55]  Taylor Fisher has a talent?
[01:19:56]  Tyler.
[01:19:56]  Well, he.
[01:19:57]  I need to get a better.
[01:19:58]  I'm not a better.
[01:19:58]  I need to get an agent.
[01:20:00]  That's what I need.
[01:20:00]  So Tyler talked about how his agent dropped him for being white and had the really.
[01:20:05]  Yeah, it's a real thing.
[01:20:06]  And he was on Dr. Phil and everything.
[01:20:07]  But before that happened, we got dropped for being white and straight.
[01:20:10]  ICM dropped us after we sold out like 32 straight shows in the Midwest during COVID.
[01:20:17]  So like, we're like, all right, we got a call with ICM on Monday.
[01:20:21]  We're finally getting the push we need.
[01:20:23]  Let's talk to Netflix.
[01:20:24]  Let's get, you know what I mean?
[01:20:25]  It was the opposite.
[01:20:26]  They were like, look, we're merging with CAA, and not everybody's going to make the merger.
[01:20:32]  Not every agent's going to make it.
[01:20:34]  And unfortunately, not every client's going to make it.
[01:20:36]  And unfortunately, we just don't have the bandwidth to represent acts that aren't actively amplifying LGBTQ plus and minority voices.
[01:20:46]  And this is over the phone.
[01:20:47]  And the person I was with is like, what does that mean?
[01:20:51]  I was like, we just got fucking fired for being white and straight, dude.
[01:20:55]  That's what it means.
[01:20:56]  Don't hated thing right now.
[01:20:57]  Yeah.
[01:20:57]  And then they fought straight.
[01:20:58]  And if you're Christian, that's just we were like, dude, we just sold 32, sold out 32 straight shows in fucking Indianapolis during a pandemic.
[01:21:07]  And even more offensive and audacious was, yeah, we just don't think your audience scales to LA.
[01:21:13]  What the fuck does that mean?
[01:21:16]  What LA is a fucking cesspool.
[01:21:19]  LA is in Austin.
[01:21:20]  Nothing scales to LA.
[01:21:21]  LA is a dead fucking town.
[01:21:23]  What does that even mean?
[01:21:24]  You don't think your audience scales to LA?
[01:21:26]  What the fuck does that even mean?
[01:21:29]  Well, like, that's the hard part now about talent agencies and stuff is like, I don't, they just don't want people that are talented, which is the real reason why they don't want us here because everybody knows that this show is one of the best of the worst.
[01:21:47]  You know what I mean?
[01:21:48]  We know of all the bad shows that are out there that really don't provide any value to the world, we're at the top of those.
[01:21:54]  We're doing pretty damn good in terms of providing you very little value, very little reality, and a lot of Arby's and shit.
[01:22:01]  I've heard it said that you are the Arby's of podcasts.
[01:22:04]  Yeah, they literally say that.
[01:22:05]  They say these macros aren't so bad.
[01:22:07]  The macros aren't so bad.
[01:22:09]  Yeah.
[01:22:09]  They also say that as the Arby's, that's why James didn't James give you another title, though.
[01:22:16]  You're supposed to be the.
[01:22:17]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[01:22:18]  James Lindsay calls me now the woke right youth recruiter because I because I don't know what that means.
[01:22:25]  Is it because of like Ozpil and Sarah and stuff?
[01:22:28]  Is it because we're like raising up the next generation of neo-Nazis?
[01:22:31]  Is that what he means?
[01:22:32]  So you're crushing the 18 to 24 demographic?
[01:22:35]  We're crushed.
[01:22:36]  This show pretty much is 18 to 24.
[01:22:38]  This show's like 50% 18 to 24.
[01:22:41]  That's so hot.
[01:22:42]  So lucrative.
[01:22:43]  This is like, I don't, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like their uncle.
[01:22:45]  Like they watch this show and I'm like, Grandpa, you know, like they think I'm gonna do it.
[01:22:48]  And he does the creepy stuff that Delanco does as well.
[01:22:51]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:22:51]  What's their Instagram?
[01:22:53]  Ever looked at your fans' Instagram?
[01:22:54]  Is it autism?
[01:22:55]  Yeah, they have autism.
[01:22:58]  They have autism.
[01:22:59]  I have, it's like, there are 8 to 24 good demo.
[01:23:02]  It's like, yeah, but they also have, they're medically retarded, you know?
[01:23:05]  It's like, this is the best.
[01:23:07]  These are the best people.
[01:23:08]  We're all a little retarded.
[01:23:09]  Everyone that watches this show is like a little bit Down syndrome.
[01:23:11]  You know what I mean?
[01:23:12]  Would everyone agree with that?
[01:23:13]  Someone else said that someone said, get on Fleckers.
[01:23:17]  As if, like, yes.
[01:23:18]  But Fleckus is on the other side of Florida.
[01:23:20]  So I don't know if he says where he lives, but I mean, I'm not going to really explain that.
[01:23:25]  But yeah, how do you get on?
[01:23:26]  He doesn't even have guests.
[01:23:27]  Does he even have guests?
[01:23:28]  He doesn't do guests.
[01:23:29]  From what I've been told, he doesn't do guests.
[01:23:31]  Yeah.
[01:23:31]  Also, I used to be his producer for a while back in like 2018, 2017.
[01:23:36]  Get out of here, really?
[01:23:37]  Yeah.
[01:23:37]  And yeah.
[01:23:38]  And then I also lived at his house for like an entire like six months in LA and we threw a lot of parties together.
[01:23:44]  Do you not remember when he used to help me co-host this show for like six months?
[01:23:49]  Maybe you guys haven't been around for the show long enough.
[01:23:51]  That was like before COVID.
[01:23:53]  And then, yeah.
[01:23:55]  And so, yeah, Fleckus and I go way, way.
[01:23:57]  The internet has a very short memory.
[01:23:59]  I was on PVD podcast for 60 episodes.
[01:24:01]  Nobody even knows I was there.
[01:24:03]  Really?
[01:24:04]  Yeah.
[01:24:06]  Take.
[01:24:06]  Oh.
[01:24:11]  Well, you know what?
[01:24:12]  I wonder too is like, this is actually a really important question.
[01:24:15]  I actually think I'm stupid.
[01:24:16]  So if I get invited anywhere, I'm like pretty impressed.
[01:24:19]  I'm like, not because I feel cool.
[01:24:21]  I was just like, well, why the fuck would you want to invite me on your show?
[01:24:24]  That's not going to help you.
[01:24:24]  You know what I mean?
[01:24:25]  It's like, it's not going to help you at all.
[01:24:28]  But sometimes I want to go on shows.
[01:24:30]  I've been slided a few times pretty bad recently where I've been invited.
[01:24:34]  I'm not going to drag anybody publicly, but like, you know, I've been invited on one of the biggest shows and then like canceled the day of.
[01:24:44]  Owen Schroyer did that to me.
[01:24:45]  I don't mind saying his name.
[01:24:47]  Owen Schroyer from Infowars?
[01:24:48]  Yeah.
[01:24:48]  He did that to me.
[01:24:49]  Why?
[01:24:50]  Oh, man.
[01:24:50]  I have no idea.
[01:24:51]  I know.
[01:24:51]  I don't think he would be.
[01:24:52]  Was it really him or was it his team?
[01:24:53]  No, it was him.
[01:24:54]  I think he was mad that I did Chase's show the day before, maybe.
[01:24:59]  Oh, like the competition there?
[01:25:01]  Maybe.
[01:25:02]  Does him and Chase have beef?
[01:25:04]  I don't think so.
[01:25:04]  I think Chase Geyser.
[01:25:06]  Yeah, Chase is awesome.
[01:25:07]  Love Chase.
[01:25:07]  So where did that guy come from?
[01:25:09]  Like, by the way, Chase, I like Chase.
[01:25:11]  This is not even like a fucking slide on him.
[01:25:13]  I just feel like he was, I never heard about him.
[01:25:15]  I have no idea anything about him.
[01:25:17]  And then all of a sudden, he's like, he has a PR consultant.
[01:25:20]  Like in my emails, I'm like, are you ready to, are you ready to let the world know about Chase's new book?
[01:25:24]  It's like, what a weird fucking hook that was.
[01:25:28]  I was like testing my man car.
[01:25:30]  And you're like, are you ready for this?
[01:25:31]  You're like, yeah, no, no, also, he's got a book and he's like, on like, like, I met Chase on his book tour when I was in Mercury Studios.
[01:25:39]  He was in Mercury Studio where he was on his book tour.
[01:25:42]  And I was about to film Normal World.
[01:25:44]  And are you allowed to say that you're associated with that?
[01:25:48]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:25:49]  I write for Normal World on.
[01:25:50]  I don't know if you wanted me to say it.
[01:25:52]  Oh, but I'm not even allowed to say the network that you work at.
[01:25:55]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:25:56]  I'm not even allowed to say their name.
[01:25:58]  I don't work for the network.
[01:26:00]  I work for the show, which is licensed to the network.
[01:26:02]  It's a very, very important distinction.
[01:26:05]  Yeah.
[01:26:05]  And I don't work for that network either.
[01:26:07]  I just want to just clarify.
[01:26:09]  But I do have a feeling.
[01:26:11]  My days there are probably limited after that.
[01:26:15]  I'm just saying they're probably going to fire me soon, too.
[01:26:17]  You know what I mean?
[01:26:18]  That would be bad.
[01:26:19]  That would be really bad.
[01:26:21]  Wouldn't want that to happen.
[01:26:25]  Shit.
[01:26:27]  Everybody knows that.
[01:26:27]  But by the way, that's how this show, even though it says slightly offensive behind here, came up with the name Nightly Offensive because when I left, I wasn't allowed to use my own brand's name.
[01:26:35]  So I just put an N in it because anytime you want to fuck something up, just add an N.
[01:26:40]  Yeah.
[01:26:40]  You know what I mean?
[01:26:41]  Yeah.
[01:26:41]  That's I'm just shocked you didn't go with a hard R. You could have been slighter offensive.

=== Arby's New Logo Controversy (02:57) ===

[01:26:48]  Nightlier.
[01:26:49]  Nightlier.
[01:26:50]  You know what the hard R, nightlier offensive.
[01:26:52]  Slightly er.
[01:26:53]  Yeah, you just added that.
[01:26:55]  All right, I want to jump into something here that we got to talk about.
[01:26:57]  Oh, by the way, speaking of the Arby's sandwich being the food of white supremacy, Arby's has now changed their new logo.
[01:27:02]  And this is it.
[01:27:03]  Check it out.
[01:27:04]  Arby's Arby's Arby's because who wants blacks in their neighborhood?
[01:27:11]  Is that what it is?
[01:27:12]  That's the new slogan.
[01:27:13]  Is that what it is?
[01:27:14]  I thought that they were trying that.
[01:27:15]  I thought that, you know, but also it's hilarious when Arby's was accused of being like woke-right white supremacists.
[01:27:20]  Like, who are their spokespeople?
[01:27:22]  Ving Rames, Cedric the Entertainer, Anthony Anderson?
[01:27:25]  Yeah, I thought black people liked Arby's.
[01:27:27]  The guy was, I was under the, I was under the impression that black people, because when it comes to roast beef curtains, they have no standards.
[01:27:34]  I was under the impression nobody liked Arby's and that this was just like breaking badly at that sale.
[01:27:40]  Arby's curly fries, do you know that you get more white supremacists with every curly fry you consume?
[01:27:47]  Like, I used to eat Arby's.
[01:27:49]  I used to eat Arby's growing up because when it talked about inflation, they used to be 99 cents and that's 514 for a sandwich.
[01:27:55]  It was 99 cents growing up.
[01:27:57]  But they have these market fresh sandwiches, these turkey sandwiches with bacon and fresh baked bread.
[01:28:00]  It's one of the best turkey sandwiches you can get at fast food.
[01:28:04]  And I'm not joking, try the turkey club sandwich.
[01:28:06]  It's fucking fantastic.
[01:28:09]  You're feeling it, and you don't even eat 20,000 calories a day like I do.
[01:28:11]  Just imagine how hard inflation's hitting me.
[01:28:13]  I'm only at 17,000.
[01:28:15]  No, honestly, you have to eat so much sometimes when you go to the gym.
[01:28:19]  20,000.
[01:28:20]  By the time this show is over, it's going to be nightly offensive presented by Arby's.
[01:28:26]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:28:27]  They're going to get naming rights to the studio.
[01:28:29]  This is a masterclass.
[01:28:31]  This is incredible.
[01:28:32]  I am fucking so impressed.
[01:28:34]  Yeah, I'm just going to say, yeah, Arby's, I'm not joking.
[01:28:37]  Hit up Freddy and ask him if he could try to pitch Arby's from, see if they're going edgy, because that would be a fucking mean sponsorship only because I wouldn't have to lie to the audience or fake it.
[01:28:46]  I actually love it.
[01:28:47]  So the truth is, is that it would basically, I'd do it for free.
[01:28:51]  You know what I mean?
[01:28:51]  So I'm just telling them right now, you got a client in me.
[01:28:54]  I actually really like that sandwich so much.
[01:28:56]  The only reason why I'm not eating more is because I want to be able to, I'm actually, I had a picture I was going to show you guys, which was my starting picture to keep me focused.
[01:29:05]  I took a picture of starting for the cut, a starting one, and I was going to show it.
[01:29:08]  But then I realized it's like kind of provocative.
[01:29:10]  You know what I mean?
[01:29:11]  Because I was naked when I took it.
[01:29:12]  And it's like the best.
[01:29:13]  But how do you walk around the office with it?
[01:29:15]  That's true.
[01:29:15]  You keep showing it to us.
[01:29:16]  You get Joey in the back room and then shut the door and tell him the light.
[01:29:20]  I took it there in the mirror, which is the weirdest part.
[01:29:22]  It's like, hey, I was naked.
[01:29:22]  It's like, have you been yoked up in your life, though?
[01:29:24]  Have you been like cum gutter yoked up?

=== Jewish Conspiracies and Crown Shenanigans (06:35) ===

[01:29:26]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:29:27]  I had a six-pack in Australia, but I had no friends.
[01:29:30]  And so I used to just eat healthy and I had like a bunch of people.
[01:29:32]  So now like nobody believed it.
[01:29:33]  No, you could see my show.
[01:29:35]  I was like really cut, but then I came back here and all of a sudden I ate the same way I did back in Australia.
[01:29:39]  And I gave you a lot of people.
[01:29:40]  Our food here is just fucking poison.
[01:29:41]  It really is.
[01:29:42]  And these are the Ben and Jerry's guys screaming at fucking RFK.
[01:29:45]  No.
[01:29:46]  There's a video of the there's a video and it's about Gaza and genocide, but it's really like, you know, this guy's like, let me sell $10 diabetes, motherfucker.
[01:29:56]  You fucking vibrator eating cocksucker.
[01:29:58]  Let me sell my fucking.
[01:29:59]  But not in Israel.
[01:30:00]  Is it not in Israel?
[01:30:01]  Yeah, they banned their product.
[01:30:03]  The whole, the whole like stopping boycott of companies comes from Ben and Jerry's trying not to sell their ice cream in Israel.
[01:30:10]  I'm pretty sure that's what it was, right?
[01:30:12]  Isn't that true?
[01:30:12]  Yeah, And both Ben and Jerry are of the chosen, are they not?
[01:30:17]  Yeah, but they're Bolshevik Jews, which are against the Sanhedrin Jews, so they're different because the Sanhedrin Jews, right, as we know, as we know, are members of the crown.
[01:30:29]  And we don't want to talk about the Fabians.
[01:30:31]  No, but so there's a difference between the populist Bolshevik Jews and the other Jews.
[01:30:35]  They're against Zionism because they're against the imperialism of the crown.
[01:30:38]  And so they actually are at war with each other.
[01:30:40]  And the Fabians are the ones who started the Labor Party.
[01:30:42]  Is that correct?
[01:30:43]  The Fabians are the Jews sent to just to disrupt America.
[01:30:46]  Is that right?
[01:30:46]  The Fabian class.
[01:30:47]  Yeah, that was sent by the crown to cause disruption in the lost colonies.
[01:30:51]  The Jews were sent to subvert here because they wanted to, but they also were sent by the crown.
[01:30:55]  They got rid of their Jews and put them in America.
[01:30:56]  That's a true story.
[01:30:57]  And how do we feel about the Vatican and the Episcopalian churches helping with the infiltration of the migration for the whites?
[01:31:05]  I know, interesting, right?
[01:31:07]  Yeah, I want to talk about 50 of them.
[01:31:08]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:31:09]  Yeah.
[01:31:10]  Two million Guatemalans.
[01:31:12]  Let them in.
[01:31:13]  No problem.
[01:31:14]  The guy who trafficked and then was like beating on his girlfriend.
[01:31:17]  Let's go to El Salvador.
[01:31:19]  That's a Fritz Maryland man.
[01:31:20]  Oh, the Maryland man.
[01:31:22]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:31:22]  Yeah.
[01:31:23]  So like lose their minds over that.
[01:31:26]  50 Afrikaans come over here.
[01:31:28]  Dun, dun, dun.
[01:31:28]  Yeah, they're Afrikaans.
[01:31:29]  The funniest thing, too, is they're like, you know, on MSNBC, and they're like, these people have been discriminated against.
[01:31:35]  And then you look at the thing and it's like, kill the white man.
[01:31:38]  Yeah.
[01:31:38]  Kill the boat.
[01:31:39]  Kill the boat.
[01:31:40]  Yeah.
[01:31:41]  And I used to do this with people, like, especially during COVID.
[01:31:44]  I would do this with people.
[01:31:46]  And I would do my podcast, Dr. Versus Evil, by the way.
[01:31:49]  I would do my podcast and I would read from the WAF website.
[01:31:53]  And people would be like, you and your conspiracy theories.
[01:31:55]  And I'd be like, it's their website.
[01:31:58]  I'm reading their website.
[01:32:00]  It's their words.
[01:32:00]  I'm reading it to you.
[01:32:01]  I didn't do that.
[01:32:02]  They wrote this.
[01:32:03]  They're proud of this.
[01:32:04]  And people be like, you and your conspiracy theories.
[01:32:06]  I'm like, what the fuck?
[01:32:07]  What the fuck is happening right now?
[01:32:10]  Wow, what the hell is going on here?
[01:32:11]  Okay, I was looking at something.
[01:32:12]  Sorry about that.
[01:32:14]  Yeah.
[01:32:15]  What I think is kind of weird is what is someone said?
[01:32:20]  Someone said, Elijah covering for Nick is worse than neocons for Israel.
[01:32:24]  All right.
[01:32:26]  It was actually pretty funny.
[01:32:28]  All right.
[01:32:28]  Your chat's funny as fuck.
[01:32:29]  Yeah, I was like, that's the, I love how I get roasted on my own show.
[01:32:32]  Or they'll be like, they just tell me to end my show when they don't like it.
[01:32:35]  And you're like, okay, as if.
[01:32:37]  But by the way, everyone's in the chat saying, Great Britain runs the banks in Congress.
[01:32:41]  That's true.
[01:32:42]  Fact check, true, right?
[01:32:43]  Right, right.
[01:32:43]  No, they do.
[01:32:44]  Hey, dude, something real weird about that Bank of London shit.
[01:32:47]  Something really.
[01:32:48]  Yeah, it's those British.
[01:32:49]  Those the Rothschilds, the British family, right?
[01:32:53]  Right?
[01:32:54]  The Rothschilds and a bunch of a bunch of Brits.
[01:32:56]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:32:57]  Mendoza knows the Vendoza report broke it here that there's a lot of British people for some reason and playwrights, you know, people with they change their last name so you don't know they're British.
[01:33:07]  Can't be called Miss Stock.
[01:33:09]  You know what I mean?
[01:33:10]  Got to change your name.
[01:33:12]  Yeah, also, just coming down the wire on the Mendoza report, Sarah Stock, real name, Sarah Stockenstein.
[01:33:17]  So, you know, the truth is that finally.
[01:33:20]  Yeah, the critics are right.
[01:33:21]  Sarah's Jewish, which is actually true.
[01:33:23]  It's unfortunate, but you know, apparently in this show, we like to hire people who then tell us they're Jewish after telling us they're not.
[01:33:30]  You know, that's happened like several times here where like people are like, like they think because I'm criticizing Zionism that like they have to like hide that they're Jewish and which is like the craziest thing because like what you think I'm gonna kill you?
[01:33:42]  Maybe.
[01:33:42]  No, you give them free tattoos.
[01:33:44]  Yeah.
[01:33:45]  I think they do a free outfit that match with your friends.
[01:33:48]  No, but they're like, what propaganda did you read about this show that you think you can't tell me you're Jewish?
[01:33:54]  We had Ron Coleman here and he's the CEO of Judaism.
[01:33:57]  I mean, he saw that.
[01:33:58]  He's a CEO.
[01:34:00]  They have a system in the Shabbat.
[01:34:02]  Well, I mean, by the way, it wasn't propaganda that they were reading.
[01:34:05]  It was the HR handbook that we hand out.
[01:34:07]  So maybe that wasn't doing us any favors.
[01:34:10]  If you're Jewish don't worry, we hand them out.
[01:34:12]  Donut.
[01:34:12]  No, but I've had people do this.
[01:34:14]  They'll be like, you know, oh, hey, yeah, like, just wanted to let you know, like, I'm okay with what you say about Jews and stuff, but like, I'm a, I'm Italian, you know?
[01:34:24]  And I'm like, we talk about the Jews, not the blacks.
[01:34:27]  Yeah, but it's like, it's like, nice, nice to meet you.
[01:34:29]  You know, what have you read about me?
[01:34:31]  I don't, I don't know what you think is going on here.
[01:34:32]  And then like two hours after a show ends, it's like, by the way, my mother's Jewish.
[01:34:37]  And you're like, why'd you tell me that?
[01:34:39]  I always feel that Jewish people have to tell you they're Jewish, like vegans tell you they're vegan.
[01:34:43]  It's like somehow in every conversation, it's like, you know, I'm Jewish.
[01:34:46]  And you go, no, I mean, you are sitting across the table and I can feel your nose poking my arm, but I didn't know you were Jewish.
[01:34:53]  No, but I'm like, oh, okay.
[01:34:56]  Why did you tell me that?
[01:34:57]  I feel like that's a real thing.
[01:34:58]  I grew up in LA, spent a lot of time here in the colony.
[01:35:01]  I'm around a lot of Jewish people, and I don't think I've ever met a Jew that hasn't told me they're Jewish from the first time I met them.
[01:35:05]  I don't know why they do it.
[01:35:06]  Do you know why they do that?
[01:35:07]  Doesn't happen to me very often.
[01:35:09]  I don't know.
[01:35:10]  I'm Jewish.
[01:35:11]  I hand out pagers in all my shows.
[01:35:15]  Who stays, stays, and who goes, goes.
[01:35:18]  Hey, that golden pager Netanyahu who gave Trump was diabolical, though.
[01:35:21]  Am I right?
[01:35:21]  That was crazy.
[01:35:22]  That giving the president of Pager.
[01:35:23]  Threat of threats.
[01:35:24]  That was the Israeli version of cutting a horse's head off and leaving him the base of the bed.
[01:35:31]  Someone said, We have a gift for you.
[01:35:34]  Yeah, we're also selling to commemorate the Holocaust.
[01:35:36]  We're selling Auschwitz pajamas.
[01:35:38]  You saw that?
[01:35:38]  That's a, you can get your very own Auschwitz pajamas because, you know, it gets really tiring and you got to get good sleep when you're putting on plays and you're, you know, you're having a good time.

=== Why Being Pro-White Is Positive (15:40) ===

[01:35:52]  I wish there were six million available, but I don't believe you.
[01:35:55]  Yeah, I think it's more around like 100,000, 200 of them left.
[01:35:58]  Seems more reasonable.
[01:35:59]  Yeah, 271,000.
[01:36:01]  Did Joey write this segment?
[01:36:05]  All right.
[01:36:05]  I want to move on here.
[01:36:06]  All I was going to say is, I guess this is fact-check true.
[01:36:09]  James Lindsey went ahead and backtracked his Arby stuff.
[01:36:13]  This is the only show where we spend 30 minutes talking about a bad Arby's tweet because I told you we don't talk about anything on the show.
[01:36:20]  However, James Lindsey said this.
[01:36:22]  Actually, might have overread the cringe Arby's had, so they can have that one.
[01:36:26]  The memes I thought it referenced are real and increasingly common, but Arby's probably didn't play into them.
[01:36:31]  Sorry, fam. MJ.
[01:36:34]  Oh, I can't comment on MJ.
[01:36:35]  She didn't block me.
[01:36:35]  MJ, you didn't block me, did you?
[01:36:37]  Again, man.
[01:36:39]  I don't.
[01:36:39]  I'm going to say I like James Lindsay.
[01:36:41]  I think he's way more good than he is bad.
[01:36:43]  I think he's overexposed.
[01:36:44]  He tweets too much.
[01:36:45]  What he's doing with Matt Walsh is crazy.
[01:36:48]  Although Matt Walsh definitely retweeted a swat sticker.
[01:36:51]  So I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'll bring that up.
[01:36:54]  You know, so I listen, this was always going to happen.
[01:36:58]  It was, there was always going to be blowback.
[01:37:00]  You know, I don't, you know, I hate government.
[01:37:04]  So fascism is fucking gay and retarded to me.
[01:37:06]  It's gay and retarded.
[01:37:08]  I call myself gay and retarded all the time.
[01:37:12]  Just like Hitler, a fucking retarded with OCD that wanted to make everything needs to be neat and clean.
[01:37:19]  There it is, right there.
[01:37:20]  Matt Walsh shared that.
[01:37:22]  And then if you watch squint and move your eye, like everybody squint and then move, like squint and then move and move your head back and forth.
[01:37:31]  And I saw that.
[01:37:31]  I saw this arrow in FedEx.
[01:37:32]  I had no idea what he was talking about until somebody else pointed it out, and then it's all you can see anymore.
[01:37:38]  Yeah, so that's pretty.
[01:37:39]  Is that AI or did they really just like that?
[01:37:42]  That must be AI.
[01:37:45]  You can really see it on that one.
[01:37:46]  Look, if you see it on a smaller screen, you can really see it there.
[01:37:48]  Oh, you can see it for sure.
[01:37:49]  Like when it's compressed, that one's really easy to see.
[01:37:52]  Shout out to Matt Walsh.
[01:37:53]  Well, Matt Walsh, you take it off the screen.
[01:37:58]  I want to read Matt Walsh's.
[01:38:00]  Based Walsh.
[01:38:01]  Let's go.
[01:38:02]  So I feel like, I wonder if he thought that I was poking at him.
[01:38:04]  I was joking when he did that.
[01:38:05]  I said, diabolical posting swastikas on Daily Wire Plus.
[01:38:08]  That's what I wrote.
[01:38:08]  I thought it was funny.
[01:38:10]  But Matt, I'm still bitter, a little like salty at Matt during the whole time when I had a falling out with like Daily Wire and stuff.
[01:38:16]  And then he unfollowed me.
[01:38:17]  And I was like, you know, we've been on shows together.
[01:38:19]  We had a pretty decent, you know, I'm the one, I'm the one who helped, I was like telling Jeremy and stuff to get him a new set.
[01:38:24]  We like bonded over the because I told him I was like, your set looks like shit, man.
[01:38:26]  And he's like, you know, guys, you would bond over honesty.
[01:38:28]  And he's like, can you tell Jeremy Redwick telling him this?
[01:38:32]  Here's what he said.
[01:38:32]  He goes, which I hate, Jeremy Boring, by the way.
[01:38:34]  King, Jeremy Boring.
[01:38:36]  Oh, King.
[01:38:36]  God King.
[01:38:37]  God King.
[01:38:38]  With a capital G, because might as well be sacrilegious and cringe.
[01:38:42]  Matt Walsh said this: I've been in the middle of some bullshit outrage cycles in my day, but the one that some of you cooked up this week is probably the fakest of all.
[01:38:51]  There are even conservatives hounding me and demanding that I apologize for a hidden swastika that someone else posted in a tweet that I replied to.
[01:38:58]  Just to be perfectly clear to all of the slimy little smear merchants playing this game, because this obviously caused some problems.
[01:39:02]  Slimy little smear merchants playing this game.
[01:39:05]  I apologize for nothing.
[01:39:07]  I owe you nothing.
[01:39:08]  I will not explain myself to you.
[01:39:10]  You all know exactly what you're doing.
[01:39:13]  If anyone is owed an apology in this situation, it's me.
[01:39:16]  But I don't expect one because that would require a level of honor and honesty that none of these trolls possess.
[01:39:22]  Piss off all of you.
[01:39:24]  Piss off.
[01:39:25]  I always think of British people, piss off.
[01:39:26]  You're bloody.
[01:39:27]  All right.
[01:39:27]  There's my statement for the many who have asked.
[01:39:30]  And I did respond to this, though.
[01:39:32]  He said, and if you're a conservative who tried to struggle session me over this fake story, I won't forget it.
[01:39:37]  I don't hold a lot of grudges, but if you publicly dogpile me over some bullshit, I will remember it.
[01:39:41]  You've shown me who you are.
[01:39:43]  And I just said, hell yeah.
[01:39:45]  I didn't see it either at first, but I still think this whole thing is funny.
[01:39:48]  I almost posted a video with a black son in it, didn't see it.
[01:39:51]  There were articles about it.
[01:39:52]  Made me laugh.
[01:39:52]  Keep doing it.
[01:39:53]  It's like, I don't, I think the way to do this stuff is like not to take it like, just be like, it's like funny.
[01:39:57]  You know what I mean?
[01:39:58]  It's funny.
[01:39:58]  I would take it.
[01:39:59]  I agree with you completely.
[01:40:01]  I like that we've gotten to the point where it's like, you know, nobody apologizes anymore, which is great.
[01:40:06]  That's the true end of woke culture is when people stopped apologizing.
[01:40:09]  That's what took the power away.
[01:40:11]  The other thing is now the next step is just be funny.
[01:40:14]  You know, like Matt should have just, when he got caught and, you know, if he honestly didn't know what he's doing, he should have just retweeted, like, did not see that coming.
[01:40:22]  And that's it.
[01:40:22]  And it's over.
[01:40:23]  Like, you know, we, in the 90s, it was just bite me or like, you know, fucking suck my dick.
[01:40:29]  Like now this, I got to write a press release about it.
[01:40:31]  Like, fuck that.
[01:40:32]  I'm not even giving these people my fucking time.
[01:40:34]  Be like, all right, fucking fuck off.
[01:40:36]  You know, I got to get lectured by people that fucking cheerleaded Ashley Sinclair on Valentine's Day.
[01:40:40]  Get the fuck out of here.
[01:40:41]  Hell yeah, brother.
[01:40:42]  Congratulations, Ashley.
[01:40:43]  I mean, by the way, too, you know, it's one thing to not come or to not apologize.
[01:40:48]  It's one thing to not bow to the woke mob.
[01:40:50]  But I mean, I think that Matt Walsh was kind of out of pocket with this one.
[01:40:54]  I mean, he didn't need to recall the whole American History X moment.
[01:40:58]  You see this, Ben?
[01:41:00]  It means not welcome.
[01:41:04]  So, you know, went a little too far, I think, personally, but, you know, it could just be me.
[01:41:09]  Harrison Smith actually had the right response.
[01:41:11]  He was like, dude, you should have gaslit your critics and been like, you imagine the swastika because you're so obsessed with it.
[01:41:17]  Like, you know what I mean?
[01:41:19]  You see, you think swastikas is what you're looking for subconsciously.
[01:41:22]  So I'm drawing you to it.
[01:41:24]  Forgive me.
[01:41:24]  I'm sorry.
[01:41:25]  No, go ahead.
[01:41:25]  Go ahead.
[01:41:25]  No, no.
[01:41:26]  Please.
[01:41:27]  No, that was it.
[01:41:28]  Oh, Harrison.
[01:41:31]  Sorry, I got ADHD.
[01:41:32]  I'm like, you know, squirrel.
[01:41:33]  You said Harrison.
[01:41:34]  Harrison actually opened my eyes to something I hadn't considered, where he talked about where like all the anti-white movement comes from, talking about the Afrikaans thing, and he broke down the demographics of voting and who votes for anti-government, right?
[01:41:46]  And if you break down the demographic, and this is all Harrison, I'm not taking credit for this.
[01:41:49]  If you look at the demographics of voters in America and in Europe, if the only demographic that consistently votes for limited government and less government are white men.
[01:42:00]  Yeah.
[01:42:00]  And if you look at it through the perspective of a global takeover, if you look at it through a perspective of, okay, this is trying to break down our systems as they exist and how they've created the most prosperous society humanity has ever had.
[01:42:14]  Well, who stands in the way of the quote-unquote globalists, whatever you want to call them?
[01:42:17]  And it's very clearly, the data is showing them very clearly that it's white men.
[01:42:21]  So of course they're going to go after the founding fathers.
[01:42:24]  That what did the founding fathers do?
[01:42:25]  They told the globalist at the time, which was the British Empire, ah, go fuck yourselves.
[01:42:29]  We're going to do our own thing.
[01:42:30]  They were the globalists of the day.
[01:42:32]  And now when you look at it through that perspective, I had never considered it that way.
[01:42:35]  But that makes all the sense in the world.
[01:42:38]  That if only men voted, we limit government.
[01:42:42]  If white men vote exclusively, there might not even be a government.
[01:42:45]  Right.
[01:42:46]  So that really changed my thinking on where this is coming from and why.
[01:42:51]  You know, as opposed to just idiots that are feeding into some sort of, you know, power struggle or insecurity at a college campus or something like that.
[01:43:00]  Or especially in the entertainment industry, everybody latched on to me too, and everybody latched on to this anti-white movement because they're just not as funny and they're less talented.
[01:43:08]  And this was an easy way for an inroad for them in a very, very difficult, very difficult business for anybody.
[01:43:14]  But this changes my perspective on where it's coming from and why.
[01:43:17]  I thought that Harrison did an excellent job on that.
[01:43:20]  That was very, very interesting.
[01:43:21]  You know, I'm not going to be mean to Harrison because I like Harrison, but I was going to say I did know that.
[01:43:27]  And the reason why is because as a white supremacist, I have to know these things, right?
[01:43:31]  So I have to know.
[01:43:32]  No, but jokes aside.
[01:43:34]  It was at the weekly meeting.
[01:43:35]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:43:36]  It was the weekly meeting and it was weird because it was mostly Hispanics.
[01:43:39]  So it was a couple feds, couple gays.
[01:43:43]  It was like gay Jewish people and federal agents.
[01:43:45]  It was at the FBI headquarters.
[01:43:48]  No, but no, I did notice that.
[01:43:51]  And, you know, unironically was actually back in the day.
[01:43:54]  I don't know if you know who was saying this.
[01:43:56]  This is actually what brought me into politics.
[01:43:59]  And this is where, like, you know, I'll see Joel Berry, Seth Dylan, you know, James and a lot of these guys talking about this woke right thing and talking about, like I saw they've been coming after me a lot the last you know, 72 hours, which I think is funny and I appreciate it.
[01:44:12]  I like the new title too.
[01:44:13]  It's very nice.
[01:44:13]  Imagine I'm, I have a title in the woke right.
[01:44:16]  I'm like a youth recruiter, you know.
[01:44:17]  So I do like it.
[01:44:19]  But they're like, you know oh, I see this, this argument under where people like some old producers at Daily WIRE are like, when did Elijah turn into a virulent, you know?
[01:44:26]  You know Anti-Semite and stuff.
[01:44:28]  I'm like I've never been an Anti-Semite and actually one of the main criticisms people have that are on the far right is like I'm not openly Anti-Semitic and I'm not, you know, openly hateful people and I give people a chance and I listen to both sides and you know, and they want me to be something that I'm not.
[01:44:42]  Yeah yeah, exactly.
[01:44:44]  But but I think one of the the craziest parts is like they were arguing like when did Elijah become this white supremacist, you know Anti-Semite?
[01:44:53]  And I'm going, you know it's funny because they were arguing.
[01:44:55]  There's like this whole threat about you know how, like I switched to identity politics and they go.
[01:44:59]  Do you know?
[01:45:00]  What got me involved in politics was literally when I was in high school, like not even what got me into this career, but what what I started noticing was was how much white people were demon.
[01:45:09]  While I was in high school, I noticed how much we were demonized in the public school system and how much hatred I was always arguing, like why I would notice that there was a lot of this happening and I would argue in favor of white people.
[01:45:19]  And I became very racist in high school because I hung around Mexicans and Blacks at a public high school in Los Angeles and I saw how the white kids behaved, even if they were poor, and I saw how Hispanics, even if they had money, and blacks behaved and in general, whites behaved better.
[01:45:33]  They were safe, there was no danger, and Mexicans were stabbing each other and blacks were shooting each other.
[01:45:38]  Dad was just trying to fight a fire, correct yeah?
[01:45:41]  And then they, then they kill him uh, but I was gonna say no.
[01:45:44]  So I watched it and you know, and I grew up in a very anti-racist and they gaslight you too about it like when you say things that are very obviously true, all jokes aside yeah, and then they're like, oh no you're, you're just, that's your privilege talking.
[01:45:56]  You're like what?
[01:45:57]  Yeah yeah right well, and so somebody said here that I got them into politics.
[01:46:01]  But what really got me into politics was the fear of where Obama and this woke movement was going in 2008.
[01:46:09]  When that's when I really got like involved was in 2008, I was like this is very serious and I really just cared about white issues.
[01:46:16]  And then people are like, oh well, this is like the ironic part about the woke right thing, where were all these people?
[01:46:20]  They just popped up.
[01:46:21]  No, We were all under censorship from the left.
[01:46:26]  You guys agreed with them and were censoring you.
[01:46:28]  Like when I was at that said network, they were constantly telling me, coming to inviting me to the office, telling me I was being too identity politics, too race-based.
[01:46:36]  And like, if I was going to say anything more race-based, I would get fired and telling me, like, you know, that I can't do that.
[01:46:40]  So it's like, no, no, they were just policing me.
[01:46:42]  Then I became independent and you started hearing how I really think.
[01:46:45]  So you just saw me, like, I told people, we had an editorial.
[01:46:48]  Like, I'd get entirely, they wouldn't let me go live for the first few years because they would cut out entire sections of my show.
[01:46:53]  I'd go on a rant about that was pro-white, and they would always get removed, right?
[01:46:57]  Anytime there was anything or a guest was too pro-white, they would get a meeting.
[01:47:00]  They would be like, yo, this guy's like, you know, kind of like seen as a white nationalist and pro-white.
[01:47:04]  You can't have people like that on your show.
[01:47:05]  And it's like, so no, we didn't go anywhere.
[01:47:08]  We all thought this way, but all the people that thought this way, like me, were deleted during the Great Purge on YouTube.
[01:47:14]  They call them the alt-right and they deleted them all.
[01:47:17]  And then people like myself or Candace or all these people, which by the way, we're not, we're not, we're not white supremacists.
[01:47:21]  We're just, we're factually pro-West and we're pro-white, which is totally a fine thing to be.
[01:47:26]  And you should be pro-white, even if you're black, like Candace.
[01:47:29]  And then all of a sudden, they're just shocked because without all the censorship and the narrative control, they're realizing that the right wing actually didn't go away with the great purge in 2018 and 2020 on YouTube.
[01:47:41]  Like they thought they got rid of us, but in reality, we all just started playing a little smarter and we never stopped advocating for white people.
[01:47:48]  And now, just like the left called us Nazis and we didn't care, it's like, we don't care what you call us, James.
[01:47:52]  We don't care if you call us woke right or alt-right or Nazis or whatever.
[01:47:56]  Like white people are being genocide in our own homelands.
[01:47:59]  We're going to be a minority and we're being systematically destroyed.
[01:48:02]  Our systems that we've set up of our republics and what we're doing have been taken over by socialists and by communists.
[01:48:08]  We're making laws in every one of our countries against free speech and we see who's behind it and what's happening.
[01:48:13]  And we're not hateful people, but we love, we know that this is an anti-white racial agenda.
[01:48:18]  Look at what the Afrikaners during 59 immigrants that are white into this country that actually share our language.
[01:48:26]  Afrakons is the closest dialect to English that exists in modern language.
[01:48:30]  And they share our culture and they're hardworking and they're not coming here for refugee status.
[01:48:34]  They have they're highly skilled farmers.
[01:48:36]  They can add to our economy.
[01:48:37]  We have a shortage of farmers actually.
[01:48:39]  And then everyone's mad.
[01:48:40]  It's because they're white.
[01:48:41]  And people don't understand that, look, you cannot play identity politics.
[01:48:46]  You can, you know, be like, you know, Joel Berry.
[01:48:48]  I love how he goes, my in-group preference.
[01:48:51]  He speaks out against white identity politics.
[01:48:53]  My in-group preference is just conservative Christians who like love their country are patriotic.
[01:48:59]  And I Google AI.
[01:49:00]  What demographic of people are conservative Christians and patriotic?
[01:49:03]  And it's like, white people.
[01:49:04]  It's like, yeah, Joel, you like white people.
[01:49:06]  And there's nothing wrong with that, buddy.
[01:49:08]  There's nothing wrong with that.
[01:49:09]  It doesn't mean you hate blacks or you hate anyone.
[01:49:12]  But guys, when our country became more diverse, our social cohesion broke down.
[01:49:16]  It hasn't been better.
[01:49:17]  Everyone has black friends and Jewish friends.
[01:49:19]  That's not the point.
[01:49:20]  The point is, is that as the country became less white, it became more violent, more dystopian.
[01:49:26]  We started losing our liberties.
[01:49:28]  And then we also, what do black people want?
[01:49:30]  They want reparations and, you know, don't say the N-word.
[01:49:33]  And what do white people want?
[01:49:34]  We just want peace and we want progress.
[01:49:36]  And it's like, I don't know.
[01:49:37]  That's why it's like, it's like being pro-white is not a racist position.
[01:49:40]  Matt Walsh has been open about it too.
[01:49:42]  Being pro-white is a positive thing.
[01:49:43]  It's like, why would you not want, why would Chinese people be anything but pro-Chinese?
[01:49:47]  How could you have a good China without being pro-Chinese?
[01:49:50]  You have to be pro-the people that the system is built for who built it and run it, or else it's going to crumble.
[01:49:55]  Without being pro-white, the system won't exist.
[01:49:57]  I don't know.
[01:49:58]  I totally get that, but also at the same time, like I've always found it hilarious that knowing my Irish heritage and my Irish history, that like I was somehow supposed to feel guilty for what the British did.
[01:50:08]  Like they weren't raping my ancestors for a thousand years before they even knew the New World existed.
[01:50:13]  So, you know, I've been, I, I've been, uh, I've never, unfortunately, had any tinge of white guilt about me.
[01:50:23]  And it's hurt me in the entertainment industry because I just, I never gave a shit.
[01:50:26]  I know about no blacks, no Irish need apply.
[01:50:29]  I know about all that stuff.
[01:50:31]  And you sit here and you're like, you know, representation, this, representation, that.
[01:50:34]  And I'm, okay, represent.
[01:50:35]  So let me take, let me take you at your word.
[01:50:37]  Representation matters.
[01:50:38]  Fair enough.
[01:50:38]  We've had eight years of a black president in this country, or at least four, because he's half.
[01:50:42]  Then we've had how many years of an Italian president?
[01:50:46]  We've had how many years of a Portuguese president?
[01:50:48]  We've had how many years.
[01:50:50]  We've had what, six years of a Catholic president, you know, four and a half years of an Irish president and both of them ended up without their brain intact between Kennedy and Biden.
[01:51:00]  I mean, you know, so I think that, you know, and I know that this term gets bastardized, but organic diversity is the best thing in the fucking world.

=== Crazy Numbers and Failed Investments (04:48) ===

[01:51:11]  Forced divorce diversity is horrible.
[01:51:13]  Like organic diversity is, all right, Arabic numbers are better than Roman numerals.
[01:51:17]  Like the best wins.
[01:51:18]  That's fine.
[01:51:18]  We don't need to be using Roman numerals because it's, you know, from Western culture.
[01:51:23]  We can use Arabic numerals.
[01:51:24]  They're fucking easier.
[01:51:25]  It's fine.
[01:51:26]  You know, I just worry sometimes because I get caught in this as well.
[01:51:31]  And I get pissy with it.
[01:51:32]  And I find myself getting angry, you know, on the verge, maybe even of hateful.
[01:51:38]  And then I wonder, like, it wasn't like this 20 years ago, Elijah.
[01:51:41]  I'm telling you, it wasn't like this in the late 90s, early 2000s.
[01:51:43]  And then something definitely changed.
[01:51:45]  Whether you believe in the Occupy Wall Street conspiracy theory about the banks turning on the race war and the CIA doing that or not.
[01:51:51]  But I do find that a lot of what you're describing, I agree with completely, but it comes down to us being a much poorer middle class and a much poorer people.
[01:52:00]  But we're not, we don't have less money.
[01:52:02]  We brought in more tax.
[01:52:03]  A lot of people don't know this.
[01:52:05]  We brought in more tax revenue than ever in the history of our country last year.
[01:52:08]  So when they tell you that all we need are more taxes and the climate will change, they got more money last year than ever before in the history of our country.
[01:52:15]  What's better?
[01:52:16]  We spent $15 trillion on war in the last 25 years.
[01:52:21]  That's crazy.
[01:52:22]  What have we, the people, gotten for that?
[01:52:24]  For this global empire?
[01:52:25]  Like, look, if we're going to have a global empire, fine.
[01:52:28]  But we should get something for that.
[01:52:30]  Right?
[01:52:30]  We're financing it.
[01:52:32]  So who, the money didn't just disappear into the ether?
[01:52:34]  Who got the money?
[01:52:36]  And the more we end up fighting each other over what are very real issues for sure, but I think that they're being done on purpose because then as long as we're fighting each other over this minutiae down here in the mud with each other, we're not asking what the fuck happened to the $9 trillion.
[01:52:53]  So you're not happy with the transgender comic book in Peru?
[01:52:56]  I mean, that wasn't a good investment.
[01:52:58]  $150 million?
[01:53:00]  Yeah, right.
[01:53:01]  But I mean, not enough.
[01:53:02]  I always say it's not enough.
[01:53:04]  What was it?
[01:53:04]  The economic?
[01:53:04]  And maybe you guys can look this up.
[01:53:05]  So, you know, I don't get like fact-checked or whatever by an independent fact-checker who was financed by USAID.
[01:53:11]  But the, you know, I believe it was $9 trillion in the Inflation Recovery Act, $9 trillion.
[01:53:17]  And they haven't fixed a fucking pothole in this country.
[01:53:20]  Where'd the money go?
[01:53:21]  Wasn't it also like, I mean, is that- That's all anybody, I don't give a fuck what your race is, what your gender is.
[01:53:25]  I don't give a fuck what bathroom you want to use.
[01:53:27]  Everybody should be asking me, what the fuck happened in the money?
[01:53:29]  Wasn't it $40 billion that Kamala Harris asked for?
[01:53:32]  I think it was $42, $40 billion to get internet around the whole country.
[01:53:37]  And they don't know, they don't even have a report to explain where $1 went.
[01:53:41]  Something with charging stations.
[01:53:42]  Yeah, $500 in California.
[01:53:44]  They only built like two of them, I think.
[01:53:46]  How about the high-speed railway in California as well?
[01:53:50]  They have like a mile built and it's already cost like $30 something billion dollars.
[01:53:53]  I mean, even in California, they had a multi-million dollar bathroom that they built outside for people.
[01:53:58]  And it was just like one little building, like the smallest building ever for people to use the bathroom.
[01:54:02]  And it costs like millions and millions of dollars.
[01:54:05]  Yeah, I saw that.
[01:54:05]  That was crazy.
[01:54:06]  Like $50 million.
[01:54:07]  Yeah, that was some crazy number.
[01:54:09]  I was told this by somebody, and I haven't done the research myself.
[01:54:12]  So let's, you know, caveat allegedly or whatever, do your own research.
[01:54:16]  But that one mile of high-speed rail, I was told, has been sold from Gavitt Newsom's family and group to Feinstein's family and group to Pelosi's family and group to Brown's family and group back to that.
[01:54:31]  Like they've sold it to each other six or seven different times using grant money, our money, and then sold it to themselves, upping the price of it each time.
[01:54:42]  So they have sold the land.
[01:54:44]  that the government needs for that high-speed rail like 10 times to each other, keeping the profits each time.
[01:54:50]  It's like a circle jerk.
[01:54:52]  Yeah.
[01:54:52]  I mean, it's, it's, but I mean, somebody needs to look into that.
[01:54:55]  I'm not, I'm, I'm not as into California politics as other people, but they, I mean, it should be punishable.
[01:54:59]  Because you don't want to die.
[01:55:01]  So they kill people there.
[01:55:03]  You know, but what you're saying is something really important that's like, yes and no.
[01:55:09]  I listen, I actually agree with you, but what's happened is, is that like people say, well, they get us fighting this stuff.
[01:55:15]  Yes.
[01:55:16]  But at the same time, it's like, you do have to fight it because of like, I think one of the greatest things that failed our country, like what you said is forced diversity is not good is the force of integration.
[01:55:28]  You know, they desegregated the country, not by nature.
[01:55:31]  The blacks didn't even want to be desegregated.
[01:55:33]  They did it at gunpoint, right?
[01:55:35]  And when I was in LA, they did the busing program, you know, where they would bust poor Mexican kids out of the ghetto into like the rich, you know, zip codes and try to bring a quota.

=== Drew Rejects Racism Claims (10:03) ===

[01:55:45]  And this like this, you know, equivocation of diversity, meaning that you force everyone to be at the same place has genuinely destroyed what we've built as a nation.
[01:55:57]  So that's why in LA, you know, they even have this like a rent control.
[01:56:00]  So some buildings in a zip code have to be rent control.
[01:56:02]  So it's like, then you have these like ghetto-ass people living next to a $30 million home because it's what's right.
[01:56:07]  And it's like, well, is that right?
[01:56:09]  Because is that really right?
[01:56:11]  You know, should it, should it, should life suck for everyone?
[01:56:14]  Or like the president of El Salvador said, isn't it that we should sacrifice the rights of like 60,000 people so that 6 million can be free?
[01:56:22]  You know, and that's what he did is he took the way habeas corpus.
[01:56:25]  He took away Miranda rights.
[01:56:27]  That's not what they called them there, but he took away their human rights and he jailed all these motherfuckers from MS-13 and Trende Aragua and he put them in prison in CCOP.
[01:56:38]  But was it Locke, to your point, Locke said, you know, again, what is this?
[01:56:43]  18th century Locke said that leniency to the criminal is injustice to the citizen.
[01:56:51]  Sounds like some shit I'd say when it's high.
[01:56:52]  And that's what Locke said.
[01:56:54]  No, but yeah, but I mean this genuinely where it's like, hey, what's better?
[01:56:59]  Not being racist or having it be that we can live in, we can hang out in the streets of our cities again.
[01:57:05]  I don't care about racism.
[01:57:06]  I care about respect.
[01:57:07]  I think that, again, this goes back to what I was talking about before with public etiquette.
[01:57:10]  Be as racist as you want, but in public, like show some sort of courtesy and etiquette.
[01:57:16]  We share public spaces together.
[01:57:19]  The idea that nobody's racist, nobody sees any sort of, nobody sees color or the gaslighting where only white people can be racist.
[01:57:26]  That was another great one, right?
[01:57:28]  Like only white people can be racist.
[01:57:29]  We do it the best.
[01:57:30]  That's all I'm saying.
[01:57:30]  We do racism the best.
[01:57:31]  Anybody ever been in a bodega in New York?
[01:57:33]  I can assure you, that statement is incorrect.
[01:57:35]  Yeah.
[01:57:36]  Oh, yeah.
[01:57:36]  Dude, they also are like racist against homeless.
[01:57:39]  You ever seen how like unhuman they treat homeless?
[01:57:41]  And like a homeless guy will walk into a store, like, get out of here, you scum.
[01:57:44]  So he's like, get out and like push them out of the store.
[01:57:46]  You grew up in LA and you don't think the rooftop Koreans do it the best?
[01:57:51]  Well, that's my dream.
[01:57:54]  You know what I mean?
[01:57:55]  Not everyone gets to shoot blacks, but I thought about behind a cop just so I can kill a black person legally.
[01:58:00]  Now, I'm joking.
[01:58:01]  People think I like hate black people.
[01:58:03]  And like, that's only 90% true.
[01:58:05]  No, literally, I have no issues with blacks.
[01:58:07]  I just fuck around with those with those jokes.
[01:58:09]  I have a lot of, I have a lot of, I love how I just show videos of what blacks are doing.
[01:58:13]  I don't even like say anything.
[01:58:15]  And people are like, you hate blacks.
[01:58:16]  You know, like, these are just videos that you guys filmed of yourselves.
[01:58:19]  I don't know how this is hateful.
[01:58:21]  This is just your culture.
[01:58:23]  There's a video I want to play here real fast.
[01:58:24]  I want to, I want to, of course, end on, you know, some hate.
[01:58:29]  There was a, I like to end, like, we already went through bigotry, went through misogyny, sexism.
[01:58:34]  And I think we haven't gotten through like racist hate yet.
[01:58:37]  So we need to make sure we get to that part of the show.
[01:58:40]  But my friend Aldo, who's Italian, was with the other blacks, as you mentioned earlier, was with the other black people at a graduation.
[01:58:50]  He was saying that they were like quirking and stuff when they got their diplomas.
[01:58:53]  Like, what the hell is this?
[01:58:53]  I go, this is a common thing.
[01:58:55]  Blacks typically will chimp out, right, at these, at their graduations.
[01:58:59]  I'm from LA.
[01:59:00]  I remember it.
[01:59:01]  And so Drew has like, Drew is this like new vitriolic hate for blacks.
[01:59:05]  Do you know what I'm talking about?
[01:59:06]  It doesn't come across like joking at all.
[01:59:08]  It's just like these dirty monkeys.
[01:59:10]  Like, dude, it's crazy Mexican, right?
[01:59:12]  You're like, damn, this is like Clay's from LA too.
[01:59:14]  Like, classic Mexicans and blacks hate each other.
[01:59:16]  Again, everyone thinks it's whites.
[01:59:18]  Go talk to Hispanics about blacks in LA.
[01:59:20]  They're not going to like them.
[01:59:22]  Okay.
[01:59:22]  So he started putting up all these videos.
[01:59:24]  He got like 20 million views on them.
[01:59:25]  the blacks are trying to kill him now for just uploading videos of their graduations like she looks but she's finally finishing middle school Yeah, take that off from us.
[01:59:46]  There's one video here.
[01:59:47]  Let me see if I can get this.
[01:59:49]  Oh, man.
[01:59:50]  Where's he has 20?
[01:59:52]  Can you help me find this before?
[01:59:53]  Oh, there he is.
[01:59:55]  There's your hero.
[01:59:59]  Oh, yeah, here it is.
[02:00:01]  Who do you think wins in a fight between you and James?
[02:00:03]  Fistfight.
[02:00:05]  Oh, that's pretty easy.
[02:00:06]  If James beats you, that's terrible.
[02:00:08]  We got to do this for charity.
[02:00:11]  I would totally do it.
[02:00:12]  We'll do it for charity.
[02:00:13]  And whoever loses doesn't get to use X for six months.
[02:00:17]  And this fight will be brought to you by Arby.
[02:00:19]  Use the promo code Elijah at the drive-thru.
[02:00:22]  You know, my life would be better.
[02:00:25]  I might try to lose because honestly, if I could find an excuse to not use X for I've used it for work, I think it like definitely makes my life worse.
[02:00:33]  Like being on being on that app.
[02:00:36]  I do like the fact he wears a masculinity shirt with like a beer gut.
[02:00:39]  And it's like, hey, maybe just like, is that a troll too?
[02:00:43]  I never know if he's a troll.
[02:00:44]  Is that a troll?
[02:00:46]  I mean, you're a little bigger than him.
[02:00:48]  You got the size on him.
[02:00:49]  You got the reach on them.
[02:00:50]  Yeah, but I'm not a fighter.
[02:00:51]  I'm a lover.
[02:00:52]  You know what I mean?
[02:00:53]  I'm not a violent person at all.
[02:00:54]  You know, that's why the niggs have beat me up a few times.
[02:00:58]  Because I'm just like, you know, I'm like the kind of guy that's like, I fight like white people.
[02:01:02]  Like, I want to create a system and then round them up.
[02:01:04]  Buy their mother's company and then fire them.
[02:01:07]  Yeah, that's the Indians are doing that, actually.
[02:01:10]  It's the generational play.
[02:01:11]  I fight like whites did, where we create like a system where they like just are like lower citizens.
[02:01:15]  You know what I mean?
[02:01:15]  And then like caste.
[02:01:16]  Yeah, a caste system.
[02:01:18]  By the way, this whole show is a joke.
[02:01:19]  I gotta say this to James that keeps clipping the show up.
[02:01:22]  If you do not understand, like nothing I say on the show is serious and it's just all fucking tongue-in-cheek humor.
[02:01:28]  This is why people think I am the worst person in the world.
[02:01:30]  So then when I, you know, hang out with Wignax or different people, they're like, oh, you're not actually a Nazi.
[02:01:35]  It's like, no, I mean, I'm getting there.
[02:01:38]  If I have to be around black people again, you know, I might, but I'm not a Nazi.
[02:01:44]  And not even that's a joke too, but it's like, it's like, no, I'm actually, I don't just walk around with hate.
[02:01:47]  I actually have a good time in life.
[02:01:48]  If you're not getting a lot of people, as an actual Nazi, do you think the first time a black person gets a six-figure job, they wouldn't want to move next to you?
[02:01:55]  Would they rather live in Magic City or they'd rather live next to you?
[02:02:02]  So how much does you being a Nazi actually bother them, do you think?
[02:02:06]  Not now with the yay song.
[02:02:07]  They love it now.
[02:02:08]  You'd be banger.
[02:02:11]  He's stripped green goblin.
[02:02:13]  Am I just getting greener and greener?
[02:02:16]  Your white balance is like going crazy.
[02:02:19]  I don't.
[02:02:20]  Our crew should work at that network.
[02:02:22]  They love production teams.
[02:02:23]  Great.
[02:02:24]  If it paid $150,000, fucking every black guy I know would move to fucking 1939 Berlin.
[02:02:30]  They really don't give a shit.
[02:02:32]  It's just they know that it's a card they can play, so they play it.
[02:02:36]  Fucking kudos.
[02:02:37]  I like that it's becoming less and less and less effective.
[02:02:42]  I do like that.
[02:02:43]  No, I agree.
[02:02:44]  And that's why, by the way, Drew, I want to end with this.
[02:02:46]  Drew said, all future DEI hires on the way to destroy your life brought to you by affirmative action.
[02:02:53]  Look at this.
[02:03:25]  Yeah, that's actually Martin Luther King's Boulevard.
[02:03:28]  That's where that was.
[02:03:29]  Dude, have you ever gone to a, what's the, not, it's not Chick-fil-A, but Popeyes?
[02:03:35]  No, the other one.
[02:03:36]  Church or KFC?
[02:03:37]  Nope, nope, nope.
[02:03:38]  The one that white people eat at, but the blacks here in Florida, for some reason, love it.
[02:03:41]  Raising canes.
[02:03:41]  Yes, raising canes.
[02:03:42]  Yeah.
[02:03:43]  And in California, blacks don't go to raising canes because like Chick-fil-A, they priced them out, you know?
[02:03:48]  Is that right?
[02:03:48]  That's what's a Chick-fil-A did on purpose, actually.
[02:03:50]  They have higher prices that blacks wouldn't eat there.
[02:03:52]  That's not a joke.
[02:03:53]  You should see the racist founder.
[02:03:56]  But yeah, but Raising Canes, it's like there's very few of them here in Florida.
[02:04:01]  And when you get to this one that's like right up in like West Palm area, like Boynton, oh, like it's just, it's like you're like at a graduation and you're just like, I'm trying to eat bomb chicken.
[02:04:13]  Like, I didn't want a sideshow.
[02:04:15]  I don't know what it is with blacks and fried chicken, but like they're just in Florida, you can't get away from either because fried chicken is delicious.
[02:04:23]  But one of them, I don't want to be around.
[02:04:25]  Can I get an opinion here?
[02:04:27]  Raising canes or Chick-fil-A?
[02:04:28]  What is better chicken?
[02:04:30]  Like better chicken and sauce combo.
[02:04:31]  I say raising canes personally.
[02:04:33]  I'm raising.
[02:04:36]  You have to have the sauce included.
[02:04:39]  We did a bunch of raising canes in three times.
[02:04:42]  I had like three meals in a row.
[02:04:45]  I don't know if you disagree with that, but between that and Chick-fil-A.
[02:04:47]  Kind of a Zaxby's guy.
[02:04:49]  Okay, Zach's piece is, let me say this.
[02:04:53]  I'm an any fried chicken guy if it's on the road.
[02:04:55]  But I always feel like I'm going to get food poisoning from Popeyes.
[02:04:58]  Yeah.
[02:04:58]  Well, it's owned by Burger King, right?
[02:05:00]  Like it's the same company.
[02:05:01]  I don't know that.
[02:05:01]  Which I think is Pepsi, which I think is Monsanto.
[02:05:04]  So I don't know.
[02:05:05]  There's just, you know, I think it's just, it blows my mind.
[02:05:10]  People still eat Taco Bell.
[02:05:11]  Like, I don't know.
[02:05:13]  It hits different after chatting.
[02:05:14]  It used to be so.
[02:05:15]  I like to eat Taco Bell.
[02:05:16]  Taco Bell is not my go-to.
[02:05:18]  You ever have White Castle drunk?
[02:05:20]  Yeah.
[02:05:21]  I never had to buy the suitcase when I was in New York.
[02:05:23]  Full suitcase?
[02:05:24]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:05:25]  Just go in.
[02:05:26]  Am I missing out on it?
[02:05:27]  Am I missing out on that?
[02:05:28]  You want to talk about drunk food?
[02:05:29]  Oh, man.
[02:05:30]  Those grease burgers.
[02:05:32]  These little ones?

=== Why Indulgence Leads to Regret (11:47) ===

[02:05:33]  They're good, man.
[02:05:34]  Oh, dude.
[02:05:34]  You wake up with, like, I don't, like, how would you describe it?
[02:05:37]  You wake up with an absolute time bomb ticking in the body.
[02:05:40]  Yeah, for sure.
[02:05:42]  Like, like, it's an episode of 24.
[02:05:44]  You know what?
[02:05:45]  So I'm not when you're eating.
[02:05:46]  I'm not.
[02:05:47]  I'm not.
[02:05:48]  I'm not actually bulimic, but I'm at the point when I eat Taco Bell.
[02:05:51]  If I'm, if I'm drinking, that I'm like, should I throw this up and deal with the pain now of like forcing myself to throw this up?
[02:05:57]  Every time I finish, I go, or do I wake up hating my life?
[02:06:00]  Like, and as soon as I have it, I like sit there.
[02:06:02]  I'm like, is it worth doing something bad for my body now to save myself the stomach pain tomorrow?
[02:06:06]  Really?
[02:06:07]  Like, because that's why I don't eat it very often anymore.
[02:06:09]  Like, it tastes so good after like midnight.
[02:06:10]  Dude, unless you're fasting and bulimia, it doesn't work too.
[02:06:13]  How fucked up is that?
[02:06:14]  You throw up your food.
[02:06:15]  I was told this way too late.
[02:06:17]  And it turns out the insulin spike that you get from just chewing it, it's like you're going to gain the weight anyway.
[02:06:26]  Like insulin is the whole fucking deal, especially as you get older talking about really.
[02:06:30]  Yeah, this, it's how that's out of it, man.
[02:06:32]  You get close to 40 after 40.
[02:06:33]  Like, it's all hormones, man.
[02:06:35]  It's your cortisol.
[02:06:35]  It's insulin.
[02:06:36]  It's fucking nuts, dude.
[02:06:38]  Someone also said Elijah's buff but squishy.
[02:06:40]  I just have a, I just have a, I just have lymphedema, so my face looks always like squishy.
[02:06:44]  So I can't get lymph out of my face.
[02:06:46]  Not the heavy drinking.
[02:06:48]  Do you do the guacia?
[02:06:49]  Do you do the guacia?
[02:06:50]  Are you a guacia?
[02:06:50]  Yeah, you know what?
[02:06:51]  I actually, it is kind of crazy.
[02:06:52]  Like sometimes, um, yeah, I do it, but if I ice my face, I taught him that too for like the bags.
[02:06:59]  Your bags actually look good now.
[02:07:01]  I got sleep last night for the first time.
[02:07:03]  Yeah, you this guy was like La Lorena or something like that.
[02:07:06]  He was like, your bags look good.
[02:07:08]  This is what Fuentes told Destiny.
[02:07:11]  Oh, damn.
[02:07:12]  The chat was being too nice.
[02:07:14]  The chat was being too nice.
[02:07:15]  I gotta milk him again.
[02:07:16]  I gotta milk him.
[02:07:18]  He's trying to prod you guys.
[02:07:19]  He's trying to, he's trying to suck your dicks.
[02:07:22]  No, I would say, I, by the way, it's like that wasn't him because yeah, I told you.
[02:07:26]  It's like, everybody knows that I'm the one with the freckle on the dick.
[02:07:29]  It's like, it's like, no, no, no.
[02:07:34]  It's like people that were talking about that video, they're like, this is really odd.
[02:07:37]  Why is everyone like talking?
[02:07:38]  Like, they think they're getting Fuentes.
[02:07:39]  It's like, you're watching guys blow each other and thinking you're owning somebody.
[02:07:42]  It's like, dude, so I really studied the video of the guys blowing each other and it was him.
[02:07:46]  You're like, so where in this do you not feel like you're self-owning yourself because you're studying the video of the guys blowing each other?
[02:07:53]  It's like, well, you know, I once was with a ladyboy, you know what I mean?
[02:07:57]  It's like, oh, okay.
[02:07:57]  Now it comes out.
[02:07:59]  Now it comes out.
[02:08:02]  By the way, Uncomfortable Chair had sent in a message.
[02:08:04]  We'll end here and said, oh, Guder Mag said, Elijah thinks Hennessy's bag looks good.
[02:08:10]  Okay.
[02:08:12]  Somebody also said the chair guy said, How can I try out to be talent?
[02:08:17]  I didn't know if that was true.
[02:08:18]  You sent like an email or something like that.
[02:08:20]  I don't know.
[02:08:20]  I don't think we're expanding right now.
[02:08:21]  I think we've like expanded beyond our, I think we're like at the limit here with expansion.
[02:08:25]  We have a lot of, we work with a lot of people work at Riff TV now and compound censored and whatever.
[02:08:29]  So, and if, and if you're Gavin McGinnis, you run a company by just firing everybody.
[02:08:34]  You know what I mean?
[02:08:35]  That's like the best way to do it.
[02:08:37]  Shout out to Garrett and Steve.
[02:08:39]  Yeah.
[02:08:39]  Nav Dick 1996 said, Never invite this fat song again.
[02:08:43]  Hail Christ.
[02:08:43]  Hail Nick Fuentes and Hail Hitler.
[02:08:46]  Okay.
[02:08:48]  I don't think that's somebody you were trying to track anyone.
[02:08:51]  Daddy doesn't just need one fucking one fucking king.
[02:08:55]  He needs three.
[02:08:57]  We just need to bring you on to rile everybody up and then have them send super chats.
[02:09:01]  No, no one's sent enough to be a dick.
[02:09:03]  That being said, somebody wants to get red on air for $2.
[02:09:07]  That's who we're dealing with here.
[02:09:08]  Someone sent this one in, this meme of James.
[02:09:11]  Oh, damn.
[02:09:12]  See, that's funny, though.
[02:09:13]  Like, James, how can you not laugh at that?
[02:09:15]  That's legitimately hilarious.
[02:09:16]  Yeah.
[02:09:17]  That's fucking funny.
[02:09:19]  Haters will say it was Photoshop.
[02:09:22]  Van Man.
[02:09:25]  That's a big jar.
[02:09:26]  That's a big jar.
[02:09:28]  I was where you buy it.
[02:09:29]  That's like 24 ounces or something.
[02:09:32]  Are you smothered in beef tallow there, bud?
[02:09:35]  Some would call it that.
[02:09:36]  Oh, shit.
[02:09:38]  Dude.
[02:09:40]  Damn, these motherfuckers are quick, dude.
[02:09:43]  These guys are quick.
[02:09:48]  I didn't even get memes at you.
[02:09:49]  Yo, that's funny as fuck, dude.
[02:09:52]  That's awesome.
[02:09:54]  Someone said the show goes 100% harder when drinking.
[02:09:57]  I mean, when you're drinking, when we're drinking, I haven't been drinking on, I haven't been drinking on stream anytime recently because we started to have to like delete too many episodes.
[02:10:07]  Those are the best episodes.
[02:10:08]  Yeah, I actually think drinking every episode every once in a while is like in good order.
[02:10:12]  I think so too.
[02:10:13]  I think it would depending on the guests, though.
[02:10:14]  Like, Royce and Mersch definitely need to be drinking with them next time.
[02:10:18]  Like, that was not a Royce and Mersch episode without alcohol involved.
[02:10:22]  There was one episode where I was talking with Earl recently, and I was like, Yeah, that's one episode.
[02:10:27]  And he was like, Yeah, dude, we were blasted.
[02:10:29]  And I was like, Yeah.
[02:10:30]  And I like brought the video up on Rumble.
[02:10:32]  And he's like, Wait, that's still up?
[02:10:34]  I'm like, Yeah, dude.
[02:10:35]  Like, we don't.
[02:10:36]  So, I mean, they aren't all deleted, but you know, 20 bucks to you if you can find one of us drunk, which wouldn't be hard.
[02:10:41]  It's easy 20 bucks.
[02:10:42]  Yeah.
[02:10:43]  Not to mention the fact that there was like a season there with You Are Here where I don't think I ever did an episode sober five days a week, which was pretty good.
[02:10:52]  I think I went like one time, like three months without doing a sober episode.
[02:10:56]  I think Eva Lovia was on an episode too.
[02:10:59]  Like, I used to just get hammered with the guests before the show.
[02:11:01]  Like, we'd just be hanging out in my office and we just get hammered and then like show up.
[02:11:06]  And sometimes, like, they couldn't speak English.
[02:11:07]  Like, what's the El Salvadorian guy's name?
[02:11:09]  The journalist, um, George.
[02:11:12]  Uh, I have no idea.
[02:11:14]  Salvadorian.
[02:11:15]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:11:16]  The guy we met.
[02:11:17]  Oh, oh, George.
[02:11:19]  Yeah, I'm black.
[02:11:20]  Uh, Ventura?
[02:11:22]  Yeah, Joy Gajura.
[02:11:23]  Yeah.
[02:11:23]  Uh, well, I don't want to mess him up now because he works at News Nation.
[02:11:26]  He's like a really respectable journalist, but like, like, I gotta say, back to back, though.
[02:11:31]  I said, I gotta say, News Nation, respectable journalist.
[02:11:35]  Okay, true.
[02:11:36]  And he's like, this, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, whatever he is.
[02:11:38]  He's like really short.
[02:11:39]  You know, he's like Hispanic.
[02:11:41]  And he's like, he's like so drunk that he's just like, now he's like folded, you know, into like, you know, like you become like a camp gay guy.
[02:11:47]  You're like so drunk, you like, suddenly you lost control of your wrists.
[02:11:49]  You know, he's like sitting there like this.
[02:11:52]  Called the Tim Waltz.
[02:11:53]  Tim Waltz.
[02:11:54]  He's like, I'll be like, yeah, so, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'd be like, yeah.
[02:11:58]  So, I mean, I mean, totally, you know, I don't think they should have censored Alex Jones off the internet.
[02:12:04]  I think that was bad, right, George?
[02:12:16]  Okay, we're going to go to a quick break.
[02:12:18]  And we'll be right back.
[02:12:21]  And I was like, dude.
[02:12:22]  And then one time we had Eliza Blue.
[02:12:24]  What's her name, Eliza?
[02:12:25]  Like, I've had so many drunk stories.
[02:12:26]  Like, I'm like sitting, I'm like sitting here, and I just like see her like stand up.
[02:12:29]  And I'm like, people don't know that this happens.
[02:12:31]  I do it too when I get up.
[02:12:32]  Like, you'll be like going to end your point.
[02:12:34]  And then somebody gets up to go get water, like, use the restroom.
[02:12:37]  You go, oh, I guess this five seconds comments turning into a five-minute monologue.
[02:12:42]  And now you're just stuck there, like ranting for a while.
[02:12:45]  Your like co-host is up, and you have no one sitting here, and you're like staring at nothing.
[02:12:48]  And you're like, Yeah.
[02:12:49]  And you know, I really do think that, uh, yeah.
[02:12:52]  Also, I was watching a Barbie movie with my kid last week.
[02:12:55]  You start going on, and I'm like looking at the corner of my eye.
[02:12:57]  She's just like vomiting in a track, like she's holding the trash can, like, vomiting on the set.
[02:13:01]  It's like, she's like, vomiting.
[02:13:04]  I'm like, like, oh, like, you know, like this.
[02:13:08]  And then, like, all of a sudden, my co-host is getting up.
[02:13:10]  Now I'm the only one on set.
[02:13:11]  I'm just like looking at nobody, just keep talking about whatever, just vomiting everywhere.
[02:13:16]  And I'm like, and then like, like, passing out, sitting on the floor, like the crew's helping her.
[02:13:20]  And I'm just like, I got stuck in like a 10-minute monologue about the Barbie movie or something because like she was like about to pass out and like laying on the floor.
[02:13:26]  And like, I was like, and this all happens.
[02:13:28]  And then like, I was like, get my co-host back and go, right.
[02:13:30]  And she's like, yeah, exactly.
[02:13:32]  I clearly agree with you.
[02:13:34]  You made some salient points.
[02:13:35]  She came back on.
[02:13:36]  She's like, drunk, I may be.
[02:13:38]  Yeah.
[02:13:39]  So good thing.
[02:13:40]  Anyway, those are the best episodes.
[02:13:41]  All I was going to say.
[02:13:42]  However, however, everybody, we just need to know that, yeah.
[02:13:47]  Now we just do Coke every show.
[02:13:49]  Yeah.
[02:13:50]  Narcotics.
[02:13:51]  Anyway, my kids would have wanted my guest today, Gerard Michaels.
[02:13:55]  I actually really enjoyed having you on.
[02:13:57]  And I'd love to have you back on again.
[02:13:58]  I know you're around the area.
[02:14:00]  Please come on again.
[02:14:01]  And if you ever want to do the one-on-one show, I'd love to interview you.
[02:14:04]  We do a show called Almost Serious that is literally just about your life and the crazy stories in your life.
[02:14:08]  Sure.
[02:14:08]  And I'd love to have you on that because it's doing pretty well.
[02:14:10]  And I appreciate that.
[02:14:12]  Someone also said, Elijah, you're not funny.
[02:14:14]  Literally, I know.
[02:14:17]  I've never claimed to be funny, actually.
[02:14:20]  I don't think I've ever said I'm a funny person.
[02:14:23]  So that being said, my guest today, if people want to find you and follow you, I know you've got a show coming up.
[02:14:29]  You've got social media.
[02:14:31]  Your social media is in the description.
[02:14:32]  You should follow him, support him, but you got a show.
[02:14:34]  I might actually go to the show depending on.
[02:14:36]  I might be out of town, but when is it?
[02:14:37]  It's on the 20th.
[02:14:38]  Yeah, the 20th down in Fort Lauderdale, down here in Florida, the 20th in Fort Lauderdale at Shamrock Comedy Club.
[02:14:45]  Then I have, I'm going to be with Dave Landau in Houston, Texas at the Houston Improv on the 29th, back in Boca Raton at Sadman Comedy Cafe the 30th, and then in Charleston on the 31st.
[02:14:56]  So if people can come check me out, that'd be great.
[02:14:59]  Yeah, actually, you should get in the media, you know, because you're pretty good at it.
[02:15:04]  Thanks, man.
[02:15:05]  You should start a podcast.
[02:15:06]  Thank you.
[02:15:08]  The fourth one would be, I think, is the one that's going to be the winner.
[02:15:11]  We have Gerard vs. Evil, if people want to check it out.
[02:15:14]  That's where I talk about, you know, current events and politics.
[02:15:18]  And then we have Slick and Thick that I do with former UFC fighter Mickey Gall, where we talk sports and give you out.
[02:15:24]  Mickey went over 74% on his MMA bet picks last year.
[02:15:30]  So make yourself some money.
[02:15:32]  Get there.
[02:15:33]  Your boys in the chat can get out of their mom's basement.
[02:15:35]  And then we have Canceled Weekly with a friend of the show here, Candace Horbach, aka Evil Avia.
[02:15:42]  And that one's those three shows.
[02:15:44]  Those are what we're doing.
[02:15:44]  Close friend of a lot of people that watch this show too, apparently.
[02:15:47]  Yeah.
[02:15:47]  A close friend of a lot of people.
[02:15:51]  Close friends.
[02:15:52]  Very close friends.
[02:15:52]  People helping people mix the world go around.
[02:15:56]  No, I actually, dude, you know what's funny is like, I know people always get really, we obviously have a very like there's like a lot of like young guys that rightfully so are like really against porn and stuff.
[02:16:06]  And I don't, I would never promote porn, but like unironically, sometimes some of the coolest people that I know are porn stars.
[02:16:11]  That's like, and that's weird that I know a lot of people that are porn stars, but from LA, I almost got into doing porn myself back in the day.
[02:16:18]  No way.
[02:16:18]  Yeah.
[02:16:18]  Is that true?
[02:16:19]  Yeah, I got offered quite a bit of money several times.
[02:16:21]  My first producer was a porn producer on the side, and he used to do POV stuff.
[02:16:25]  Is this a bit?
[02:16:25]  No, no, no, no.
[02:16:27]  He was Jewish.
[02:16:27]  My first producer of the show, Silent Mention.
[02:16:30]  So you know I'm not lying.
[02:16:31]  The first producer of the show was a big, was a big, was a big pornography.
[02:16:36]  Playwriters.
[02:16:37]  And I had thought I got offered like several times to do porn for like a decent amount of money.
[02:16:40]  I just needed money.
[02:16:41]  And it was either that or sperm donation.
[02:16:43]  And then luckily, Casey DeAngelin's or something like that?
[02:16:46]  Didn't he get caught with an old porn career?
[02:16:48]  Somebody did, but I'm glad I didn't at the time because somebody told me that they go, which I wasn't like, I wasn't like on like the internet.
[02:16:55]  They were like, hey, like, didn't you say one day that you think you're going to end up having like an audience somewhere that people are going to want to watch you talk because you're going to turn talking into a living?
[02:17:03]  And I go, yeah.
[02:17:03]  They go, you don't want people to be able to like post pictures of your dick on the comment section when you do that.

=== Crazy Claims and Wild Stories (05:52) ===

[02:17:11]  And that was all they told me.
[02:17:12]  It was like when I was like 18, you know, and I was like, you're right.
[02:17:15]  And so then I didn't do it.
[02:17:16]  You know that there's a Bill Clinton dick pic out there somewhere and it's never come up.
[02:17:21]  And that's kind of wild to me, right?
[02:17:23]  I mean, you know, Bill Clinton has sent a dick pic to a chief.
[02:17:26]  He sent a few out for you.
[02:17:27]  You know it, right?
[02:17:28]  Like, you know it.
[02:17:29]  Yeah.
[02:17:29]  That dude's been Ric Flair drunk at like two o'clock.
[02:17:32]  And he likes him young.
[02:17:34]  Yeah.
[02:17:35]  Yeah.
[02:17:36]  You know, but you know, Bill Clinton definitely has a Snapchat burner account out there.
[02:17:39]  Yeah, dude.
[02:17:41]  How long, how far?
[02:17:42]  How firm was I?
[02:17:44]  Dude, I'm seven inches.
[02:17:45]  I was trying.
[02:17:45]  Long and firm came to the mind.
[02:17:48]  How long before we have a legit scandal where there's like a presidential dick pic?
[02:17:54]  Well, there's already a woman that ran for Congress that was a stripper.
[02:17:57]  Lauren Boyd.
[02:18:00]  Then she had one guy.
[02:18:02]  One guy get caught having sex as well.
[02:18:04]  Can I tell you the wildest thing?
[02:18:05]  Can I tell you the craziest thing that's been said in this whole show?
[02:18:08]  I know you're trying to wrap up, but can I tell you the craziest thing?
[02:18:10]  Yeah, I'd fuck Elon Omar, dude.
[02:18:14]  Take it down.
[02:18:15]  100%.
[02:18:17]  Would you make her some people have girls call them daddy?
[02:18:19]  Would you make her call your brother?
[02:18:21]  Yes.
[02:18:22]  Yes, I would.
[02:18:23]  Get that brotherly love.
[02:18:24]  And then I'd punch her in the back of the head for talking when she wasn't allowed to.
[02:18:28]  I'd pull on her little African head wrap.
[02:18:30]  Yeah.
[02:18:31]  Yeah.
[02:18:31]  That kind of looks like Rihanna a little bit, man.
[02:18:33]  No, she does.
[02:18:34]  Yeah, she does, dude.
[02:18:35]  I'm telling you right now.
[02:18:36]  You would American Army.
[02:18:38]  Dude, I would feed her.
[02:18:39]  Are you going to make her wear the head wrap?
[02:18:40]  I will do it.
[02:18:41]  Feed her fucking Tony Black's barbecue until she fucking started walking around in cornrows, man.
[02:18:46]  I bet she'd be battering a motherfucker, dude.
[02:18:49]  I'm getting hard.
[02:18:51]  Yeah.
[02:18:52]  AOC taking it down, even though I know that thing.
[02:18:56]  Ilan Omar, AI Swastikaporn coming soon.
[02:19:00]  I'm just saying, hey, I actually.
[02:19:02]  Soon, it's already on the air there.
[02:19:03]  We're talking about it.
[02:19:04]  Sorry, my back rod.
[02:19:04]  I'll show you.
[02:19:05]  Matt Walsh's account for.
[02:19:09]  Let me look up Aryan AO.
[02:19:10]  Someone said her head wrap is for the cleanup.
[02:19:12]  Oh, that's actually a good one.
[02:19:13]  That's a good bit.
[02:19:14]  Her head wrap is for the cleanup.
[02:19:15]  Just rip off her little fucking African head wrap and wipe that shit off and throw it on her.
[02:19:20]  You know what I mean?
[02:19:21]  Fuck, now I want it even more.
[02:19:22]  Yeah.
[02:19:23]  Can you imagine what that thing smells like?
[02:19:25]  Oh, there's an Aryan one.
[02:19:26]  Yeah, I've seen that.
[02:19:27]  Come on, guys.
[02:19:28]  Come on.
[02:19:29]  Easy.
[02:19:30]  Come on.
[02:19:30]  Easy work.
[02:19:31]  Come on.
[02:19:33]  By the way, also, endnote.
[02:19:36]  Lindsay put this whole thread about how we're like grooming children on the show and how it's not good for children.
[02:19:42]  Do you know this show literally has in its description that it's for 18 plus?
[02:19:45]  This is like an adult show.
[02:19:46]  And because that, we have more leniency to kind of like be open.
[02:19:49]  I do have a show that is not 18 plus, and it's way more clean than this on Monday, Wednesday, Fridays at three o'clock.
[02:19:54]  But this show, oh my goodness, that Lindsay Lohan C?
[02:19:58]  Is AO Lindsay Lohan C?
[02:20:01]  That's that's man.
[02:20:04]  White women are elite.
[02:20:06]  They really are.
[02:20:07]  They really, really are.
[02:20:09]  We need more white women to make white babies.
[02:20:13]  Get going, everybody.
[02:20:14]  Get going.
[02:20:20]  I'm just starting to say point to white people.
[02:20:22]  Just going out and point to white people's money.
[02:20:24]  Get going.
[02:20:24]  He put that point to me and was like, ah.
[02:20:27]  We're skipping your games.
[02:20:29]  Don't reproduce.
[02:20:30]  You reproduce.
[02:20:32]  All right.
[02:20:33]  Anyways, we'll wrap it up.
[02:20:34]  You can follow me at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
[02:20:36]  It's a great way to join the community, join a group of people that are as retarded as each other.
[02:20:42]  And, you know, we'll be figuring out one of the benefits of being there and what we're going to do.
[02:20:46]  We've just been, oh my, is that for real?
[02:20:48]  That is crazy.
[02:20:50]  Factorial.
[02:20:50]  Yeah, that's real.
[02:20:51]  That's a real photo of her.
[02:20:54]  Yes.
[02:20:59]  Oh, man.
[02:21:00]  All right.
[02:21:02]  Mr. Hennessy.
[02:21:04]  You can find me at Snowflake underscore news.
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[02:21:08]  Love for you to come check it out.
[02:21:10]  And Mike Mendoza, the real reason why people watch the show, make sure you tell people how they can keep up with all the great, great stuff that you shared tonight.
[02:21:17]  Yeah, you can follow me at Mike Mendoza JPG.
[02:21:21]  Also, I was looking up George Ventura.
[02:21:23]  He stole my name.
[02:21:24]  He has the Ventura report.
[02:21:25]  I didn't know he had that.
[02:21:26]  But if you follow us from the front page, which I think we were on for most of Night Tonight, you can smash like, subscribe, drop some chats next time because we love the chats.
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[02:21:51]  I think I saw that.
[02:21:52]  What's her name is on there?
[02:21:53]  The comedian, the girl that is racist that everybody likes.
[02:21:56]  I don't know why I'm blanking on her name because I'm her friend.
[02:21:59]  The one that's actually funny.
[02:22:02]  Who?
[02:22:02]  The girl that's actually funny.
[02:22:03]  Is she white?
[02:22:04]  Yeah, she's Albanian or something like that.
[02:22:06]  Oh, yeah.
[02:22:07]  Leonardo Journi.
[02:22:07]  Yeah, Leonardo Joni is on censored now.
[02:22:09]  Yeah.
[02:22:10]  Know that why does no one tell me anything?
[02:22:11]  It's like, oh, it's just a network.
[02:22:13]  We love Muslim, Leonardo Joni.
[02:22:16]  Yeah, reformed Muslim.
[02:22:19]  I actually think she's funny, though.
[02:22:20]  She's great.
[02:22:21]  I used to work with her in Austin.
[02:22:23]  She would put me up.
[02:22:24]  I think Leonardo is great.
[02:22:25]  Yeah.
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[02:22:46]  I'm Elijah Schaefer.
[02:22:47]  Have a great rest of the week.
[02:22:48]  We'll see you next time.
[02:22:49]  Don't forget to check out our guest socials and also the show that's coming up as well in Fort Lauderdale on the 20th.
[02:22:54]  Maybe I'll be there and have a great rest of the evening.
[02:22:56]  May God bless the United States of America.