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March 19, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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The REAL REASON Jeremy Boreing is STEPPING DOWN.. | Guest: Sarah Stock

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elijah schaffer
Oh no!
My good friend Jeremy Boring, the same Jeremy Boring who tried to get me fired from my old network, saying, Why do you hire people like that? Ended up also firing his two most profitable employees, Brett Cooper and Candace Owens, just got fired from his old job.
I'm so sad.
This is so sad.
I'm just heartbroken over this.
Anyway, we're talking about Jeremy Boring.
Go to my screen here for a moment.
What an interesting last name for somebody who, by the way, is actually boring, very fitting.
It's like the Babylon B people being the most unfunny people on the internet.
How do the people in charge of humor actually become that unfunny?
Jeremy Boring has destroyed his reputation in his life, being a megalomaniac, narcissist, who seeks to control and destroy basically anyone who's his enemy.
But it looks like the tables have turned and we got a lot of tea to spill today.
Plus, we'll also be talking about some of the things happening with Nick and Ye.
I think that's how you say it.
They're back together.
Ye has wearing swastika jewelry.
It's the blackest thing I've ever seen.
Also, nobody thought the JFK files would drop, and they obviously didn't.
Nobody cares about this stuff, but the grifting is still hot.
The money is still flowing.
The women are still not knowing.
And of course, the show's not growing.
Let's continue to jump into it today.
We've got a great show for you.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
This is Nightly Offensive.
unidentified
Start the show, throw my
elijah schaffer
heart out.
I'm throwing my heart out.
My heart goes out to you, Jeremy.
My heart goes out.
Ah, ladies and gentlemen, boys and boys, we've got a great show.
I don't know.
I just wanted everyone in the chat to let me know.
Someone said my mic is too loud, by the way.
If you want to just turn that down just a little bit, that's good to talk to.
Also, someone said niggerishly late SMH.
I don't know what that means, but thank you.
That was in the chat there.
We're here on time.
It's a little bit late in the day, but we start when we need to.
What are prices when everything's free, right?
This is a group and a community that doesn't read the price.
They just take what they want, and it's your fault.
They'll steal your bike and then blame you for oppression.
They may have an interesting culture of rap music, twerking their asses, and of course, blaming everybody except for the actual people who control the rap industry, created their culture, and actually destroyed their entire civilization.
But they blame us.
All right, that's a great start.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I want to introduce my crew today.
On my right, on your left, we have producer as well as commentator and co-host of the Daily Dose on Vigilantnews.com, which is now no longer existing.
We're merging together into this website, Michael Hennessy of Snowflake underscore news.
Welcome back to the show, my friend.
michael hennessey
Hey, happy to be here, brother.
Just took a level 15 Zin, so I'm a little hyper-focused right now, trying to get used to it.
elijah schaffer
And he put it in his foreskin, which was the hardest part.
I was like, wow, that is dangerous.
michael hennessey
Yeah, it was tough.
I had some help.
Mike helped me in the back, but we got through it.
It was put in, and I'm feeling good.
elijah schaffer
A little bit of Van Man, a little bit of Van Man.
It's some great lubrication, and we got it in.
That being said, that's why I don't want to tell you where these last two nicotine pouches have been, but of course, they smell great.
Anyway, I love you, Mike.
On my left, journalist and commentator, as well as contributor for slightlyoffensive.com and this show, the one, the only Sarah C. Stock, who humiliated Sam Cedar.
Welcome to Slightly Offensive.
unidentified
I'll take for the first time, right, actually, first time here.
sarah stock
Happy to be here.
I didn't take a 15 milligram Zen, thankfully.
elijah schaffer
That's unfortunate.
Well, I think not having a foreskin would probably make it a little bit harder to do that, but I do appreciate it.
It's true.
And it's absolutely wonderful to have you here.
People don't know.
I mean, we're not going to play the clip.
It doesn't really matter.
But you were going kind of viral recently, right?
You were with Sam Cedar from Jubilee.
You guys went out and he was really mad because you made the controversial decision to say that white people deserve a homeland.
I just got to say, Sarah, I'm very disappointed in you.
How dare you defend white people?
As one yourself, you should hate yourself.
sarah stock
I know, I should.
I mean, what we've been told is that all white people should hate themselves.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, don't disappoint me, or I might hate you too.
And speaking of somebody that I hate, no, I'm just kidding.
Earl's not on the show tonight.
Somebody I love.
Michael Mendoza of the MendozaReport.com.
Click on the Mendoza report.
Click on reports.
Click on Mike Mendoza Author.
You'll see the report.
And it's the Mendoza Report hyperlinked.
It's behind a paywall promo code, Mendoza at MendozaReport.com.
Welcome back to the show, sir.
unidentified
Thank you.
Good to be here.
michael mendoza
That's pretty much it.
So, yeah, he told you where to go.
So make sure you go there.
Oh, sorry about the paywall.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you got to speak to the mic, Sarah.
This one, this show's, there's a lot of mics going on here.
There's a lot of black mics hanging around here.
All right, let's talk about today's story, which I think is quite interesting.
Slightlyoffensive.com reports, Jeremy Boring.
Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy Boring steps down as the Daily Wire CEO.
What's next for the company?
Well, this is written by Dallas Ludlam.
Jeremy Boring steps down as CEO of the Daily Wire, making a leadership shift amid recent high-profile departures and internal challenges.
It's the God King.
Okay, let's just start by saying this.
Okay, so Jeremy, obviously, he obviously got fired.
Like, this is 100% the case.
He got pushed out.
You don't leave as a CEO of a position unless you launch what you're going to do.
And you're like, I'm taking over a different company.
And also, you know, it's sketchy because nobody's really said much about it.
Brett Cooper posted a little smirk smug face, which everyone said was petty.
And hell yeah, it's petty.
Guess what's also petty?
Pushing out one of your best hosts because she won't kiss the wall.
That's also petty.
And putting her best friend in your position, that's also petty, Jeremy Boring.
But on top of that, Ben Shapiro said something, but only on like the website behind a paywall.
Like he made his comment on their website.
I feel like it's getting pretty nasty here, but Jeremy Boring is sort of the last time I interacted with him, I called him a cunt, you know?
And my wife got mad.
unidentified
She was like, Yeah, she was like, don't call CEO that.
elijah schaffer
No, she said that.
So I want to apologize to Jeremy.
I should have said something worse.
michael hennessey
Well, he's fired.
You can say it now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I don't know, Sarah.
I mean, coming down to this, I know you know, we have a long history.
Jeremy's tried to ruin the show two different times, tried to destroy this show directly.
Luckily, we don't need Jeremy.
michael mendoza
We did it on our own.
elijah schaffer
We have our own, we have our own staff, so we destroy it.
I don't know what you think about Jeremy, but I feel like this is definitely, there's a lot more here than Meat CI.
sarah stock
Yeah, I mean, I think a lot of people just get a weird vibe from him because he calls himself like a God king, which is like very narcissistic move.
You know what I mean?
Like, I feel like, also, he's the CEO.
He's not a host or anything, and he tries to like insert himself as like a talent, but I feel like it's like kind of forced.
I don't know if anyone else gets that vibe.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he put himself as he was the balls in Lady Balls.
What is it called?
Lady Ballers?
unidentified
Yeah, Lady Ballers.
elijah schaffer
Ball one and ball two.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
He's like every character, you know, where he just like, he's like, I know Earl was saying that, you know, it was like a really, it was like a really nice movie.
They're like, we're going to make a movie everyone's going to love and we'll make Ben Shapiro be the coin flipper.
And that was like the, why do they have to give him the coin?
michael hennessey
And he kept it.
Yeah.
It's like, hey, pocket that one.
michael mendoza
Where'd all the riches go on this thing?
What happened?
elijah schaffer
Well, they would know that he wouldn't drop it.
He's going to pocket that, right?
The coin is safe with Benny.
No, but I mean, like, look, before the speculation, a lot of people have reasons why they believe this happened.
I know these people.
I've spoken to them.
We know the reason on what happened.
But realistically, he fucked up the company.
Like, that's actually what it is.
He put ideology in front of profit.
And we've talked about the show before that they have not been profitable.
I've been meeting with people, how they've got to dip into their investors and whatnot.
Because what happens in a business when you fire people and refuse to hire people based on the fact that you're pushing an agenda?
And that agenda is wrong, right?
They're just pushing the Israel first agenda.
And quite frankly, young people just aren't consuming that anymore.
And it's, look, I don't care what you believe on the issue on Israel.
It's not really important to me.
The point is, is that if you're going to isolate, it's like when Democrats isolated all the Trump supporters, right?
Oh, we don't want Trump supporters in our business.
When you're saying, hey, we think that everyone under 35 is woke-right retards and we don't want them watching our programs.
We want to isolate them.
Everybody who follows Tate is a sex trafficking misogynist.
They've taken on the liberal sort of like, we're the gatekeeping real side.
Even Mike Servich called them out of like, look, I don't want you guys to fail, but this gate, you guys should probably realize gatekeeping like this is not good for business anymore.
michael hennessey
No, no, it's not good for business, but they've been crumbling for a while.
I mean, Ben Shapiro had his moment where he was really huge.
A lot of people are watching him, but we started catching on more and more, especially with the vaccines.
He was trying to shove that down our throats, telling everybody you have to get vaccinated and then losing their biggest talent.
You have Brett Cooper, you have Candace Owens, and Candace Owens, I mean, her and herself shows that she can continue to grow, continue to be the number one person without even having them backing her anymore, which is really nice to see.
sarah stock
Yeah, I think Candace, I think she's gotten even bigger since she left.
That's what I've noticed.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she goes.
Well, because she's telling the truth.
Like, I don't know where people have time in the day.
Because we're obviously very busy here.
You know, I was only managed to get a two-hour and a half in today instead of a one, but it's like, I genuinely don't know what, why people listen to shows where you know they're lying to you.
Like, it's like going to go to a gay church, like a gay priest, where you're going, this is look, be gay or whatever, but like, don't try to say that God ordains this.
Don't try to like trick me.
I'm not going to listen to your bullshit because this is obviously lies.
So if you're going to lie on it on foreign policy to protect people while also playing identity politics for Jewish people while also condemning identity politics for white people, you're not only a liar, you're a hypocrite.
And I don't want to be associated with you.
And I think that's kind of the thing.
Is like, look, Daily Wire, Michael and Matt are cool.
I like them.
So this is not a issue there.
But I gotta say, I don't feel like Daily Wire would attract any young or new talent.
Who the hell would want to work there when you know exactly what they're doing?
That the moment you get popular, you say the wrong thing, you're gonna get fired just like you'd work at CNN, right?
sarah stock
Yeah, I think that young people, especially Gen Z, like we want authenticity.
That's what's attractive to us.
Like, that's why Candace has blown up.
That's why people watch Nick Fuentes.
They just like the authenticity.
They like people who aren't afraid to say what's actually going on, what's actually on their mind.
And they hate gatekeepers and they love free speech.
So I think people love the date.
Sorry, not the Daily Wire, but people love Candace for that reason.
And as soon as people started to realize that the Daily Wire is firing people for not aligning with every single one of their views, they got kind of pissed off.
And I think people stopped watching it.
elijah schaffer
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All right, we're talking about Jeremy Boring.
I want to get into some of the good stuff here.
Here's what it says: Jeremy Boring is leaving his position as the CEO of the Daily Wire to pursue creative projects at the company, including in OnlyFans, where he sells pictures of his feet and each toe has little tiny hats on it.
Yeah, exactly.
A memo obtained by Axio shows that Caleb Robinson, the founding CEO of the company, has been appointed full-time CEO, effective immediately.
Boring, who has been with the Daily Wire since its inception in 2015, played a pivotal role in transforming the outlet from a small new startup into a media giant valued at over $1 billion last year.
In spite of the departing his executive position, Boring will continue to work with the company in an advisory capacity and will also remain the host of the Daily Wire Backstage, the company's monthly show featuring Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Michael Knowles, and Andrew Clavin.
I know how this works.
I've exited companies, seen a lot of people do this.
I don't really buy this or even believe this.
I think it's way nastier behind the scenes.
It's just called a PR style.
Like, I'm still kind of a part of your advisory role.
I don't believe it.
sarah stock
No, that's like a major downgrade.
Like, they're only doing that because they don't want to, they don't want it to be this big thing.
It's like, oh, we fired him.
They're like, no, we're just moving him to a different role.
But it's like the role is what's going to be like one-fifth the salary you had before.
But I think it's kind of funny.
They're still giving him like an on-camera job because I feel like he was like, please, at least like, give me the, like, he wants to be on camera really bad.
elijah schaffer
Make me famous.
Yeah.
He does want to be on camera.
I always say that's weird too when people who are like running companies want to be on camera suspicious myself.
But no, but I, but I think it's different if you already were on camera and then you're like, you know, running your own company.
But like he took over the company and then all of a sudden like he's got razors and commercials and he's got clearance and chocolate bars.
Yeah.
I just feel like there was a lot of ego here.
And that's dangerous when you mix ego and ideology because now you're not talking about profit, right?
We're not talking about making money.
It's all about how can it make me look cool and good and how can we push an agenda, but not like, how do we actually make money?
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
And as you mentioned, he put his name as God King.
So he's definitely full of himself in that sense, walking around making the commercials, shooting the flamethrower and doing everything like that.
So yeah, I don't, I don't know if how nasty it is behind the scenes.
And in the same sense, once he's gone, I don't know how much the Daily Wire is actually going to change because a lot of people, we've already lost faith in the Daily Wire.
They've attacked Christianity to the fullest.
You know, Christ is king.
So I want to make that clear.
So yeah, we had these attacks on Christianity.
You know, they tried to shun us.
And even times when the Matt Walsh video that came up, again, I know Matt Walsh shouted you out, which was pretty cool.
Matt Walsh had the video where he was saying that, you know, we have to put America first.
And everybody's like, well, we need to protect Israel.
And then, you know, Matt Walsh is like, yeah, but our country's going through this, that, and the other.
And then you had people like Michael Knowles who's like, well, we should just protect them just because we should.
And then they just like continue to laugh.
So the whole company is just.
elijah schaffer
Well, you brought that up.
I mean, we got to talk about that Christ is king thing because, you know, other than the Daily Wire, there's only one other source that I look to for my news.
And that is James Lindsay, right, ladies and gentlemen?
Can we get some L's in the chat for James Lindsay's lesbian daughter, right?
Let's get some L's in the chat for lesbian daughters, right?
Nothing says that you raised a kid right.
Like they grow up to become a liberal lesbian.
That's awesome, man.
Good job, man.
That's parenting your kids.
She's a public figure, by the way.
I would never attack someone, someone's a family.
However, James has gone after me and my family multiple times.
So fuck you.
But anyway, James Lindsay, anti-communist, says, you may not recognize it for what it is, but this is a struggle session against Matt Walsh blog to start trying to lever him out of Daily Wire.
The woke right are showing their hand again.
They're far less subtle than their buddies on the left.
Mike Mendoza, this is true.
Like we actually work in this industry.
It's like the dumbest, lowest retards that like think everything is connected, right?
Like, oh, there's a conspiracy and Sarah Stock is being paid by, you know, like the captive dreamer people.
He's like weird like bat people and stuff that like make up fake conspiracies on the internet to get people to click.
It's like, James, you've been working on this for like a decade at least.
You've been making bad content for almost, you know, a third of my life.
And you know that there's no woke right coordination.
You know, people are in this for themselves.
There's no giant plan going on.
I mean, I'm a part of it, but most people are not.
But it's like, come on, you know, Matt Walsh just is just there for the money.
And if the money dries up, he'd be gone tomorrow.
He'd make, he'd probably be better off financially.
That's stupid.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I just have one thing to say about this.
And that is, oh, wait, hold on.
unidentified
Hold on.
michael mendoza
Wait.
Sorry.
Thanks, Elijah.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I don't know what that was.
elijah schaffer
No, Ben's sister is a Ben's sister is popular for having great personalities.
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Yeah, two great personalities, supposedly.
elijah schaffer
She has a, do you know about that?
Her split personality disorder?
sarah stock
No, I don't.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so she has a split personality disorder and a lot of guys notice that she has two very large personalities and they have went, well, I mean, they're a lot to handle.
And so, you know, she just obviously Ben gets upset because he also admires them.
And every time he sees them on the screen, he's like, well.
I mean, hey, it's true.
Have you seen that?
It's true.
So it's very hard.
It's a very hard thing.
But we're talking about psychiatry here.
michael hennessey
Yeah, absolutely.
We're talking about, yeah, the understanding of both personalities there.
But the internet did go a little crazy.
You know, I was juggling the personalities.
So.
elijah schaffer
No, she's less famous, but Matt Walsh, I mean, let me see if I have this here real quickly.
Oh, Brett Cooper.
This is what I was going to say, too.
Can we talk about how stupid everybody is?
Like, Brett Cooper responded with this.
Look at this.
She responds here with this smug thing.
And it's like, I'm going to, I have to unmute these people.
So like, take it off the screen real fast.
There's like a bunch of people I have muted.
I don't want them to know that I mute them.
Here we go.
It's always these same people.
Like, check this out.
It's always, it's always like, it's the same people that are like anti-Andrew Tate, anti-woke right, like Abby Libby or these like women who are like, this is classless, Brett.
Check that out.
Some of these things.
You are a disgusting, disgraceful person.
And this person obviously already has me blocked.
But it's like these Daily Wire types that are trying to keep the status quo, they come after you too.
sarah stock
Yeah, they did.
elijah schaffer
For the xenophobic nationalism stuff.
I feel like it's like, good riddance.
Can these people all just go?
The right's becoming a little bit more radicalized.
We'll just call it.
Where white people are here to stay.
The white guilt is over.
We have a homeland.
We want our countries to remain our own people.
We don't want Indians, Vivek.
And quite frankly, we understand that, you know, America isn't all white anymore, but it was founded as to be an ethno-state.
It was.
It was for white people.
It's what it was for.
It's why the left is correct.
And it's not, right?
It changed in the 60s, but it's been that longer than it's been what it is today.
It hasn't been a multicultural country for a very, very long time.
And these like Abby Libby, these like neoliberals, I feel like all they really want is to be gay, but keep their tax money.
Like it's like they don't, they don't, they don't stand for anything.
sarah stock
Yeah, they definitely don't.
And, you know, that's why, I mean, I had, I went on that Jubilee episode.
I debated Sam Cedar.
And then there's this other girl from the Jubilee episode who calls herself a conservative.
She has a small following for posting Christian content.
She makes this like real saying like, this is not Christian.
You should not call yourself xenophobic.
You're supposed to love everyone.
It's like, dude, like, I never said I like hate anyone.
elijah schaffer
She's a brown chick.
sarah stock
Well, yeah, she's like Mexican.
But I was like, okay, like I never said I hate anyone.
I just like want to maintain the culture that we have in America.
Like I want things.
elijah schaffer
And what culture is that, Miss Stock?
sarah stock
Well, it's a European Christian culture.
elijah schaffer
Well, who are Europeans?
sarah stock
White people.
That's who started the country.
But that's just like historical facts, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Hennessy.
michael hennessey
Yeah, I mean, it's good that you went on there.
You stood up.
That's why it's going viral now is because you spoke the truth of what's on a lot of people's minds.
I think the shaming effect is over of attacking whites over and over.
You know, it's like I was actually telling my girlfriend one time that if you go online, you can search a pride of any nationality, Spanish pride or black pride.
And it comes up with great things.
As soon as you go ahead and you put white pride, it's like terrible.
And God forbid we had our own homeland here.
You know, that that's ours, which it is for us to be the majority.
But in other countries, if you took the same effect and said that we were trying to make majority of Africa white, then there would be hysteria.
People would be going nuts.
They would be losing their mind.
Same with Israel.
If they were to go ahead and switch over in Israel, just saying, you know, I'm sure that they wouldn't like that as much either.
But when you come to the Western society, that's what they're trying to destroy.
That's what they're infiltrating.
And that's why we have the boatloads of illegals coming in.
And if you look where a lot of those NGOs are connected to, you'd be, I don't think you'd be too surprised.
sarah stock
Yeah.
And like another great example of that is if you go to college campus, there's there's like black student union.
There's like Hispanic club.
There's like Asian Pacific Islander Club.
Like there's all these different like racial clubs.
And it's like.
Okay, that's cool.
Like these people can celebrate like their race and like their culture and everything.
Why isn't there a European club?
Like why isn't there like a white person club?
If someone tried to start that, they would like their life would just be destroyed.
elijah schaffer
I did.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
That's why I almost got expelled from CSULA.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I was like, so I started eating.
I annexed part of the Black Student Union for whites.
So it caused a controversy because obviously, you know, black people are very peaceful, very, very, very lovely to be around.
In general, they are not, you know, loud or anything.
And I loved it.
So I chose that as my place.
So I asked why we couldn't have like a Eurasian Australia, you know, based club because we only were like 14% of the population.
We were actually a minority.
Hispanics were the majority.
We still had the Chicano lounge.
And yeah, and it was like, it caused major controversy.
So I colonized the Black Student Union.
You're kidding.
And I decided to eat there all the time and we took a part of it.
And I claimed it.
And they didn't want me in there.
Who would have known?
That was a very rare group of black people.
sarah stock
I was shocked.
Did you call it like the white student union?
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
It was like the Australia Eurasian or something like that.
It was like the name was like, it had a name, like AES, you know, you or whatever.
So I was smart about it, but we should have just called it White Lives Matter.
michael mendoza
Also, something similar happened to me.
You know, there's a black entertainment television.
There's BE Tree, but there's BT.
I try to make white entertainment television, but for some reason, WET didn't work out with the TV channel.
So that's my story.
elijah schaffer
I like wet.
No, but you know what?
I could not believe that the company is struggling financially.
You know, they've been putting out hard-hitting shows like Mr. Bertram.
You ever seen this?
You ever seen their recent content?
This is fantastic.
unidentified
As a warrior for equality, I wear the robe of the order who fought for social justice in a galaxy far, far away.
Oh boy, a woke nerd.
Mr. Bertam, just so you're aware, you have the right to have your union representative present.
Just so you're aware, I renounce my union membership.
elijah schaffer
They force you to join.
unidentified
Then they take your money and spend it on stuff you don't agree with.
elijah schaffer
That's already my life.
unidentified
I'm married.
elijah schaffer
Also, I keep hearing like Discord going off, Mike.
I don't know why.
I don't know where that's coming from.
One of the computers, maybe that computer.
But yeah, one of the things that I don't understand here is like they essentially made the 2016 MAGA movement lame.
Like there was a time where it was like saying something like, dude, I don't fuck your pronouns actually meant something.
This is where it's like people coming out and saying they're not vaccinated today, where it's like, where were you when it when it costs something?
Right.
And that's, that's what makes speech powerful.
It's like when you say something that has, that costs, you know, your life something, financial, you know, stability, reputational ability, that's why it's edgy and cool.
So like there was a point where if you spoke out on an email against putting your pronouns in your email, you could get fired from your corporate job.
And maybe you still can in most places, but we're like past that argument now.
It's like the Daily Wire, like they just love focusing on trans issues.
It's like, well, you know, I don't know.
I mean, what's happening with the Federal Reserve affects my life a little more than like, you know, men and women sports.
But that's all we get to talk about is these like weird 2016, you know, I don't know, like neoliberal ideas that we're trying to get back to a democratic neoliberal society.
It's a civic nationalism that we want to get back to.
But it's like the right has progressed past this.
Like it's been a decade, sir.
We already moved past this.
We're trying to fight.
We want Indians blocked from coming here.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's what the H-1B thing was.
Vivek lost his career and got demoted to running for the governor of Ohio because Americans just don't want Indians because they don't want America to turn into Australia or Canada.
And obviously, we know you're not even American.
So.
sarah stock
Okay, I'm American.
Don't say that.
michael hennessey
Shots fired.
elijah schaffer
No, they didn't tell us that publicly.
Apparently, I live in Australia and you're not even an American.
That's what they say.
You fled to Australia.
But then I live here.
No, but obviously, you've seen what's happening in Canada with the Indians.
You can't even go out at night anymore because no one wants to go out to clubs.
sarah stock
No, it's not okay.
Like if you go to Toronto, you're going to have to walk like four blocks until you see a single white person in Toronto.
And then once you see them, they're going to be like transgender, like crazy hair or something.
It's just like not okay what's happened.
And yeah, like they're just like, I know, like, it's like a stereotype, but with Indian men, it's like the culture there.
They are not, they don't have the same level of respect towards women.
I'll say that.
They'll stalk.
elijah schaffer
By no means, yes.
sarah stock
Yeah.
Yeah.
They'll stalk you.
They'll try to like touch you.
They'll stare at you.
Like, it's just like uncomfortable.
So, and it's like a Canadian city.
Like, this was founded by like English and French people.
elijah schaffer
Unfortunately, though, unfortunately, those are English and French people.
Now, you ever seen Germans these days?
They're pretty dark.
You know what I mean?
It's like if you go around, if everybody's German, if everybody's French, then why couldn't they live there, right?
Why couldn't Indians are Germans?
I mean, look at these, you know, they've brought sectarian, like Khalistan, Indian ethnic wars.
sarah stock
Oh my gosh, that's the worst part about Canada is I've learned way too much about India and it's like all been against my will because there's like the Kalistini separatist movement and it's like these weirds, like these like Sikh nationalist people who think that I don't even know.
They have all their like internal fighting in India.
It's like stuff I shouldn't even have to know about.
And then they bring it to Canada and they're like committing terrorist attacks on each other.
It's like, why are you?
I'm sorry, like, why are any of you here?
elijah schaffer
It's like, maybe we should be promoting them to commit terrorist attacks on each other because then I don't have to commit them myself, right?
I thought about it.
I'm just kidding.
I've never thought about committing terrorism.
michael hennessey
In Call of Duty.
elijah schaffer
In Call of Duty.
Yeah, look at that.
Who's that?
Can you zoom in with your fingers?
Can you pitch that real fast?
Who is that?
Who is that?
michael hennessey
That's the indude Indian Justin Tradeu.
Is that what we're saying?
michael mendoza
Tradeu, by the way.
michael hennessey
All right, there.
sarah stock
Okay, now that I'm looking at the Canadian flag, it's actually really corny.
elijah schaffer
Why?
What?
michael mendoza
A maple leaf on In Between Two Red Bars?
Isn't Majestic?
Is that what you're saying?
sarah stock
Okay, we actually have a better flag.
michael mendoza
Hold on, let me limit the list.
unidentified
You know what?
sarah stock
I'll come here.
Look up the old Canadian.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but real fast.
I'm really mad about all the Indians coming in because I want America to get back to the culture.
I'm tired of these Indians, these people coming in.
I want to get back to our real culture.
Check this out.
Like, where you go out to a convenience store, right?
This is American culture right here.
michael hennessey
Oh, I see this at Walmart all the time.
elijah schaffer
At least she's wearing a mask, right?
unidentified
That's good.
elijah schaffer
That's protected.
michael mendoza
But they aren't standing six feet apart.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The cameraman just did a kick.
unidentified
No.
michael mendoza
Don't drop her.
unidentified
Damn. Damn.
elijah schaffer
Man, I miss this.
I miss this already.
Isn't that crazy?
I already miss black violence.
I miss black crime.
There's too many, too many other races here.
I want to get back to the good old days where you're just afraid to go out at night.
You know what I mean?
michael hennessey
Well, according to Jasmine Crockett, 80% is done by white people.
So all the crime white supremacists.
elijah schaffer
88%, I think.
michael hennessey
It is.
Okay, so it grew overnight.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was 88% of crime.
michael hennessey
They're getting out of control.
elijah schaffer
They've been stealing your chains and stuff.
But I don't feel like Canada had the same kind of criminal problems the U.S. has or the crime problems.
No, it was a pretty safe place.
sarah stock
I think Canada is probably one of the safest places in the world.
And it's kind of starting to go downhill.
But also, it's like partially America's fault for some of the crime because like we had no guns or anything.
And then we started getting shipped over.
But also, Canada's importing our own illegal immigrants to America.
I don't know if you've seen any of these videos of like Indian border crossings.
These people that come to the city called Brampton.
It's like completely Indian.
elijah schaffer
Oh, Brampton, India.
Yeah.
It's actually become a colony of India now.
sarah stock
No, it literally is.
Like, you won't, it's only Indians there.
Like the storefront signs are in Indian.
elijah schaffer
Not in Indian.
sarah stock
Not in Indian, but.
elijah schaffer
You know, the Indians speaking the Indian.
Isn't it a, it doesn't have a name, Hindi, right?
Hindi, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Hindi.
unidentified
Or I don't know.
I think there's some other languages there too, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
sarah stock
But yeah, they're shipping them.
They're like advertising this stuff on Instagram.
They're saying like, oh, like pay us like $10.
We'll like bring you across the border to America.
elijah schaffer
I've seen that.
sarah stock
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They literally just had they teach you how to do chain migration on Instagram.
sarah stock
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's why I'm going to tell you guys something.
Obviously, you guys know the reason why we're in a lot of the problems we're in is because men are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.
Or they call them bitch ass pussies, also known as BAP.
But it's true.
But on a flip side, the reason why this is happening is men obviously look like men still today.
Some of them do.
And a lot of men think, well, I look like a man.
I'm fitting with other guys.
I get along.
I must be a real man.
And that's true.
I mean, it's your DNA is what makes you a man.
But what makes you act like a man?
And I'm not talking about, you know, smoking cigars and drinking whiskey, which is great.
I'm talking about like actually doing what needs to be done, leading your relationship, like being in control of your family and being over your woman, fighting for what's right, taking risks, going out and doing things that have a high risk, but even high reward that can change your country, your community for the better.
That is related to your testosterone levels.
And guys, unfortunately for us, we've declined over 50% just in the last 25, 30 years, and it's going down more and more.
It's actually so bad that the range used to be a healthy range between 900 to 1500.
And now they've just changed it medically to like 300 or 400 to like 800 because they've just accepted that men that are healthy today that have good testosterone levels are half of what our grandfathers had.
It's actually true.
The grip strength of a man today, obviously, is at a 19-year-old is weaker than a 65-year-old in the 1950s.
That's not good.
But that's why you have to do two things.
You have to have lifestyle changes.
You got to go exercise.
You got to get sunlight.
But you have to pair it with actual supplementation.
Now, I supplement my testosterone, and I was able to raise it from like, it was already pretty high.
It was 800, but to over a thousand.
It makes sense because you go, well, Elijah has high testosterone.
He doesn't sound like it, whatever.
Well, that's kind of the weird thing about test is like you can sound like you have high test and you don't.
And you can be like wondering why you feel fatigued, tired.
Your sex drive is low.
You're not getting erections in the morning.
You can figure out why you don't feel, you know, like you want to date or you want to go out and get women.
And obviously things like porn usage and things can affect that.
But you also need to make sure that you're getting some of this IGF-1 right now, which of course has fenugreek, NO2, and many other of these ingredients that are proven to increase testosterone over 50%, which is what you need.
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And that being said, your test levels do need to get up because I found this other video where people say, Mama, why do we have a food desert in our city?
Why ain't there no grocery stores around here?
And then they do stuff like this.
This is a Walmart, by the way.
Michael Hennison recorded this yesterday.
michael hennessey
Absolutely.
I don't know why doctors and engineers always come to this, but they do.
elijah schaffer
This is a medical school.
You know when you go to buy a table and you're like, what do you mean you're out of tables?
unidentified
Why is it always in public too?
elijah schaffer
Walmart employee.
michael hennessey
This actually happens every time you take IGF.
You get pumped up.
Next thing you know, you're like in the middle of Walmart doing this.
elijah schaffer
This is why someone recently said that the black community, I love these, like, doing this like boomer things, Mike, where like, it's like, the reason why the black community does this is because they don't have fathers in the home.
You're like, okay.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
These guys look like they've had some like special training.
It's just like when and where, right?
This community has a hard time with the time and place.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I actually just love how it's like simultaneously the whitest thing and the blackest thing possible, which is just like being ignorant in public, but also doing wrestling moves.
Like it's just like WWE.
sarah stock
Wrestling is very white.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael mendoza
So it's just like a funny thing to see those two worlds combined.
elijah schaffer
So I don't know what you thought about it.
Were you impressed?
Are you attracted to men like that?
You know, maybe they're just, maybe that's impressive to women that maybe I don't know about this.
Guys doing wrestling moves in a Walmart, destroying, you know, private property.
I mean, what's not to love?
It is pretty, it's pretty masculine.
unidentified
I don't know.
sarah stock
I don't know if I'd call it masculine.
I mean, it's a little bit concerning, honestly, that behavior.
I would say it's like concerning.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You mean you expect people to follow the laws and do what I think basically?
sarah stock
You probably shouldn't act like a child in like a public space.
It's like destroy public property or private property.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, speaking of high test people, I wanted to conclude the segment with Jeremy Boring, where Jeremy Boring said a new chapter as he leaves Daily Wire and Ian Smith came in with the high IQ take.
So shut up, Faggot.
I don't know.
I felt like naming that.
All right, we got to change subjects here.
We got to talk about something different.
Let's talk about the Nick and Ye situation.
So Ye came back and I have a take on this.
He came back and he showed that he's hanging out with Fuentes again.
Apparently, he just brought Zerka back onto his team.
Zerka's a popular streamer.
Here they are back together.
I never saw this actually.
unidentified
Yo, you know, I'm here with my white supremacist homeboy, Nick.
elijah schaffer
All right, that's so we're going to talk about this.
Everyone's mad.
The same people that are mad about Jeremy Boring and Brett Cooper, you know, having like a petty fallout, saying that, you know, Brett's being petty or whatever.
When it's like, yeah, you do feel petty when someone destroys your career or at least tries to and destroys your friend's career and basically ruins a company that could have been potentially a very great thing.
Let's talk about the choice of style here.
I mean, he's running a blinged-out swastika.
Like, this is such a weird thing.
I don't know how I feel about this.
unidentified
I know Mike probably supports this, but like, didn't you buy the shirt, Mike?
elijah schaffer
Wait, which shirt?
michael hennessey
Yeah, didn't you get one of those?
michael mendoza
Yeah, I never got it though.
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
He canceled all the orders.
michael mendoza
He canceled all the orders.
unidentified
Oh, really?
michael mendoza
Or Shopify canceled all the orders.
I swear I just wanted as a collector's item.
That was it.
michael hennessey
And then didn't he do a album as well?
elijah schaffer
His album.
Yeah, he said.
sarah stock
He said, when's his album coming out?
michael hennessey
Oh, you're ready to buy it.
michael mendoza
1935.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
1939.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but sometimes it is kind of interesting to see like the white supremacist movement gets sort of like co-opted by non-white people, right?
Like it's actually a very non-white movement.
The white supremacy movement is a lot of brown people.
In fact, the biggest white supremacists I know are darker complexion.
It's true, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah, Sarah, what do you have to say for yourself, huh?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm not a white supremacist.
michael mendoza
You're looking pretty brown over there, actually.
unidentified
No, but I do feel like I know why they re I know the reason though.
Why?
michael mendoza
I know the reason too.
Go ahead.
I want to hear your reason first.
sarah stock
It's because white people are the only people who have been indoctrinated to think that like white people are in a group.
But like Mexicans and stuff, they view white people as a group and then they realize everyone else is trying to comfort white people.
And they're like, wait a second.
If we just destroy white people, I don't think America is going to be like a great country anymore.
And so they want to preserve it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's guitar money.
sarah stock
So they're like, I'm not white, but like I support you guys.
Well, yeah, because I think that's why.
unidentified
Yeah.
Same with Kanye.
elijah schaffer
That's fair.
Yeah.
But also, Kanye likes white bitches too.
That's what he said.
I'm not going to use the crass language, but he said it's his cocaine, right?
White women are his cocaine.
And hey, I'm not disagreeing with that, but I'm just saying, I feel like it's different, though, with Kanye.
Like, I think since he was MAGA in 2016, right?
And that was like wearing the red hat was what was counterculture.
To me, this is what he's doing is no different than what Lady Gaga did when she would wear like a dress made of meat, right?
It's like while everyone's like worshiping the devil was edgy in like the 80s and the 70s.
So you do like, you know, devil horns, like, yeah, hell Satan or whatever.
But now everybody's worshiping the devil openly.
And it's cool to, it's cool to be a devil worshiper.
What is what is in a Jewish controlled media?
What are the two most offensive things you could do?
Worship Jesus Christ, which he did, did all his gospel albums and did that, and then become a Nazi.
Like, no, literally, because it's like, everyone's like, why the swastika?
Well, the Jewish media has made it that the swastika is the most offensive symbol.
It's banned on social media.
You can't post it.
It's what's edgy.
I don't really think he's a white supremacist.
I think he's basically, as Earl put it, he's blaspheming the culture.
Like he's like, he's like telling the culture, fuck you, and doing what's edgy.
And I don't think if everyone was a white supremacist and into Nazism, I don't think he would be pushing this.
I think he's just trying to be counterculture, in my opinion, and do what's like going to get attention.
He's getting a lot of attention for this.
Everyone's interested in what he's doing, even when he's drunk tweeting.
michael hennessey
Yeah, he is getting a lot of attention from everything that he's doing.
The shirt, the album, his comments online.
You know, when it comes to Kanye, I'm a little bit hesitant on certain things.
You know, when he first came out with his church, how he's going to be a preacher and then ended up being like the most demonic looking thing when he was actually hosting it.
So, yes, we have a problem with our banking system.
We have a problem with the movie industry and, you know, everything that's involved with Qatari.
So, but a lot of times the message that he's doing, I think, kind of pulls away from the truth that we have.
It makes people more hesitant.
It kind of makes them not want to learn more about the topic.
It, you know, scares people away when we really do have an issue.
And when you do things like this, I mean, I know he's probably doing it for attention or he's just trying to get reactions, which he's free to do.
It's freedom of speech, no matter how much people online think it's not.
But yeah, no, I do believe that part of it, though, is hurting the message that we try to get out.
It's not to just attack, attack, but it's actually to expose.
So I do have a little hesitancy there.
michael mendoza
And the message, and the message that Michael Hennessy is trying to get out is the white race is super.
I'm just kidding.
That's not Instagram, Mike.
michael hennessey
You got a white card.
You've been asking for it.
You finally, there we go.
michael mendoza
That was a joke, Instagram.
Don't give him another strike.
michael hennessey
Instagram's already attacked.
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All right.
Back to that real fast.
Let me see what this person said.
Oh, yeah.
So let's just ask you this about this.
So Xavier DeRousseau, who's also my third favorite person to get news from, it goes Daily Wire, James Lindsey, and then Xavier.
I do love a good blonde-haired, gay, black guy to get my conservative opinions from.
Would you agree as well?
sarah stock
Yeah, I love it.
I mean, that should be the face of conservativism: homosexuals.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is actually.
It's called Prague or U.
And they're doing a really good job.
Turning point two, we got Rob Smith back on the field again.
He's still eating Ceviche.
I'm just pretty happy about that.
I like Rob Smith a lot.
He's my fourth favorite.
Especially gay black men are like, just it's like, please give me your political opinions, you know?
Almost up there with women.
So, you know, it's true.
Xavier said, Kanye West enjoys fingers in his ass.
Why does it always got to start with that?
sarah stock
Gross.
elijah schaffer
Kanye West is black.
Kanye West often mocks God.
Kanye West claims to be God.
Kanye West pronotes pornography.
He is everything Nick Fuentes hates.
The only thing these two relate to is hating Jews.
sarah stock
Wait, I'm sorry.
Why is he using like Kanye West as black as an insult when this guy's also black?
I'm sorry.
michael mendoza
Kanye West is black.
elijah schaffer
Why is it all just trying to say that's like Kanye West is black?
Yeah.
I feel like I wrote this.
And also, he's gay.
Shouldn't he put Kanye West enjoy the fingers in his ass?
Yeah, no.
She's nice.
michael mendoza
Nice.
Kanye West is black.
michael hennessey
Is that what he thinks?
He just sees Kanye and he's like, man, fingers in the ass.
As soon as I see him.
sarah stock
Also, I don't think, like, that's not even true, though.
michael hennessey
I don't think they're fingers partners.
michael mendoza
Well, Amber Rose said it, so that's where he got that from.
That's why he knows that.
michael hennessey
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
He said that she just slipped into it.
sarah stock
She was probably paid.
elijah schaffer
That's what he said.
That's what he claimed.
He claimed it wasn't, he claimed it wasn't a fetish.
He wasn't into it.
No, he did.
And they try to say he's gay.
That was the whole thing.
That was the whole thing.
They were trying to say that he was secretly gay.
That was, you know, and when him and I hooked up back in 2007, I can tell you, told me he was straight, you know?
It was a great time together.
It was like, no, but you know, it's the gay.
He should have said that too.
People are saying he's gay.
But I also don't understand what the accusation is because a lot of these guys that also use like, you know, black as an insult, gay as an insult are themselves black and gay.
So, you know, good for them.
sarah stock
Make it make sense.
elijah schaffer
Some of these people here that commented as well.
Arthur Kwan Lee said this was weirdly gay, not like your typical homosexuality.
Carolyn Borisenko said it's almost some people can play nicely with people they disagree with on some things.
That Knicker said, you are Jewish.
So listen, is that really Nick Fuentes or Harry Sisson?
sarah stock
They kind of look similar.
michael mendoza
A little bit there.
Harry just has dead eyes.
elijah schaffer
He has a thousand cock stare.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He also looked like a little bit.
sarah stock
Well, did you guys see he was like playing a bunch of women?
He was lying to a bunch of women.
Had like a whole harem of women.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we were reading, honestly based.
Yeah, I said, the most respectful thing i've ever seen is that I I was like I was actually.
The fact that there's even more than one is shocking to me.
It's like well, at least we know he's all, he's gonna be all right, but men, don't have, don't have a harem on snapchat, just have who still uses snapchat.
sarah stock
I know yeah yeah, it's crazy.
elijah schaffer
My opinion, my opinion, is that you shouldn't have a snapchat because like, what do you do with your disappearing messages on snapchat?
Like disappearing pictures?
You have a disappearing picture app.
Like it's not like a communication app, it's a social media app where everything disappears.
I feel like the only thing people are doing there is like sexting right, and that's why I see that kids, I see kids with it.
Like 14 years of snapchat.
I'm like ooh, that's dangerous.
I would not let my kids have snapchat.
You know, I feel like it's like a pedophile attractor.
michael mendoza
It's like young kids and then people from your hometown who didn't move out.
No, that's so true.
Yeah, that's.
sarah stock
It's like the sound, the people who want to be sound cloud rappers from your hometown.
They're still like posting their music on snapchat for like 150 viewers, exactly.
And then it's like some girls from your hometown like posting their butt at the gym every day.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I forgot, Snapchat even existed.
It was worth like five billion, something like four or five years ago, and now you never hear about it, which is a, which is a crazy drop.
sarah stock
I'm very grateful.
michael mendoza
Yeah agreed, the pedophile app must die.
Sorry Mike, that's okay.
michael hennessey
Just, i'm just glad we got the disappearing.
They have disappearing messages.
I wish we had them on our group chat, because every morning when Elijah wakes up, he's like got another fresh hardy from that IGF.
Yeah, and it's every time, picture picture, picture.
So I just I send them to him.
elijah schaffer
But here's the deal.
Like one of my favorite parts about this, this uh job, is we don't have an hr department.
So you know you just have to take it and uh, I guess so, but you don't have to heart it, which makes me feel gay, you know, maybe puts a couple hearts on it.
unidentified
I don't know.
michael hennessey
I don't want you to feel left out.
I'm like, all right, I guess i'll show them some love.
elijah schaffer
It's the reactions.
It's the reaction.
Please just take it and don't don't love it, pretend like you hate it.
That being said, uh, let's talk about the JFK files.
Uh, you know, I had a I I had a tweet, a recollection right where if you remember what happened with the Epstein files, anybody remember that?
What, what went on there?
sarah stock
Uh, we just didn't find anything out.
unidentified
A photo app yeah, and a whole bunch of nothing.
elijah schaffer
It was actually one of the most like embarrassing situations that I had seen in a very, very long time.
Uh, but like, look at this, it's like remember, remember when there was a serious international pedophile ring and the uh right-wing grifters, instead of like digging and investigating, just took a free trip, got scammed by the FBI and then doubled down on it and were like actually no, we're fighting pedophiles as if they're like Alvix Rosin, like or like you know, chasing down pedophiles, when in reality, they're just part of like a media scam,
proving that independent media is now pretty much just as unreliable as the mainstream media in terms of sensational.
Everyone's sharing the same things.
It's no original reporting, and here's the deal.
We don't claim to be original reporting, but you can get original reporting at Slightly offensive.com uh, but you know, we're more of like an op-ed type of you know place.
Right, we write our, we are opinion commentate.
But all these people claim to be like.
You know these, these purveyors of truth.
They just steal memes for a living.
Yeah, that's all they do.
They don't.
Most of these guys don't even like make content, they just steal memes.
They don't.
They don't even.
They don't even have their own ideas.
Someone writes their ideas and puts them on a teleprompter.
And they're like, oh, we're gonna get the JFK files.
In my opinion, you know, I feel like Trump is putting on a show for people and not really delivering results.
And, you know, a lot of it just seems like showmanship.
It's like, yeah, but tariffs and financial gain.
Yeah, but I, but nobody voted for that.
I didn't vote.
Like, thank you.
But also, the markets are in shambles.
Crypto's crashed.
My personal net worth is way down.
And that's just from the night in Vegas with Mike Mendoza, right?
But at the same time, it's like I don't take them seriously anymore.
When they're like, oh, we're going to release Epstein files.
I actually just don't take the Trump admins seriously.
I'm like, and then I don't.
And then the media, it's just like the mainstream media.
This is why I bring this up.
It's just like the mainstream media with like Biden, where like they don't challenge him.
If you challenge Trump, then you get a bunch of faggots, you know, making lies about you.
You know, the bat people, you know, making things that I'm a serial pederasty something.
And I, I, uh, molest or whatever.
They said, I, they, what did it say?
It was like, they said it was like kids under 10 or something like very specific.
And then they put it in their things, they push it everywhere.
Um, and then that Jewish guy who released that gay thing saying that was like connected to Ali Alexander or whatever, just like cut the video and made it sound like that's what was said.
These people are just down to smears and lies.
And but when we, when we challenge Trump, when we're actually trying to do stuff, you get ridiculed, and these people are will never check Trump.
You saw that yourselves, and they were accusing you of having OnlyFans and all this stuff, which is not true.
Like, just because you asked why Trump isn't deporting people.
sarah stock
Yeah, I'm just saying, like, I said something like, oh, maybe if we gave the illegal immigrants some Palestinian flags, Trump would actually deport them.
And it's crazy.
All these bat people come for me.
They're funded by Peter Thiel, who wants Vance in because they're like best friends.
He's trying to get Vance in by 2028.
And yeah, basically, they all started this coordinated attack on me.
It was like pretty clear.
There's some group chat or something.
You're like, oh, attack Sarah Stock because, and yeah, and they're all like claiming that I'm punching right by saying Trump should like do what he promised.
It's like, pretty sure that's punching left because I'm to the right of Trump.
So it doesn't really make any sense.
Like I was trying to hold people accountable.
But yeah, they've been like harassing me non-stop.
It's like insane.
Like the bat people are weird.
They're like, they're like gay nudist people.
They're not socially conservative at all.
They don't based.
unidentified
They won't.
elijah schaffer
Gay news.
Yeah.
No, I know what you mean.
sarah stock
They're weird.
unidentified
They're weird.
sarah stock
Like they're, they don't.
elijah schaffer
Doesn't that feel like unreal the way they talk?
They're like a, they're just like, they're grown men, and a lot of them are in shape.
And they, they, they act on the internet like they're like 13 year olds.
sarah stock
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, like, I remember that guy, Captive Dreamer.
It's like, he just got doxxed, by the way.
Fuck him.
Like, everyone's like, oh, you, you, you go with Antifa doxing campaigns.
No, you're a piece of shit account that lies for a living.
I don't quite care what happens to you.
It's like, oh, you don't care what happens to him?
No, you lie for a living.
Just today, he shared false information about me, took a document from a man named John Schaefer, not the same name as my dad.
It's not spelled the same, but J-O-N.
And then they screenshotted parts where Just used the last name Schaefer because he guess he coordinated with the FBI or whatever.
And then they like spread it around, like, oh, I just Schaefer took money from the feds and is a Fed damning and stuff.
They're just lying on the internet.
And it's like, no, I don't care if you get doxxed.
It's like, oh, you're for doxing.
No, I just don't give a shit if bad things happen to shitty people.
How about that?
Like, if you're a piece of shit and bad things happen to you and you're literally spreading lies, and I don't know who you who's paying this guy, but it's like, good.
sarah stock
Well, also, like, Captive Dreamer and these other guys have spread doxes of other right-wingers before.
And now, and now they're trying to say that me calling the calling Captive Dreamer out because his dad disavowed him publicly.
Now they're trying to say that's like me doxing him or something.
It's like, dude, like that already happened.
I'm not doxing you.
Like, you're the one doing that to people.
elijah schaffer
That's him.
That's Captain Dread.
It's not even a joke.
That is Captain Humor.
It's like, it's these, if you guys don't know, it's these accounts that like run cover for the worst parts of the MAGA movement.
And they have these group chats and they'll like ratio your posts.
It's like they're really, really, they're really, really concerned that you don't ask any questions, right?
That you just let the Trump administration do whatever they want.
To me, that screams foreign intelligence.
sarah stock
That's weird.
What kind of person is like upset that a right-winger is criticizing Trump?
Like, that's what he's okay.
We're not, I under, I understood a little bit.
It was like election season, and some of us were upset because Trump was using all this pro-choice rhetoric and everything.
People like Ashley St. Clair were being like, just shut up until he gets elected.
Like, we should all be behind him.
I was like, okay, I see that perspective.
But now it's like, he's in office.
He can't even run again, by the way.
This is a second term.
Why can we not criticize him?
Like, what happened to being a three free thinker?
elijah schaffer
I'm a three-finker.
They call me a three-finker.
michael hennessey
Well, it's become like sports teams.
You know, that's really what it is.
It's like you have to go 100% with one side or 100% with another.
And you can like a politician and you can hope that he's going to do the best.
We have to hold him accountable.
You know, every policy is kind of like fighting.
I used to fight.
And, you know, you're just as good as your last fight.
So when they're putting out these horrible policies, when we're not, you know, showing them that as the people speaking up against it, you know, there's going to be no change.
So we have to hold these people accountable.
And the crazy part is we attack the left all the time for doing the same talking points.
We're like, oh, look at all these news stations saying the same exact thing.
Or look at the liberals.
They all say the same words, you know, build back better or whatever it may be.
But we have the same thing on Twitter.
The same thing's happening with the conservatives on Twitter.
They're just repeating the same talking points.
It's kind of like they're all in the group chat and they're getting together and you're seeing the same kind of comments and attacks towards people who speak up against things that we don't believe in, you know, trying to get our country to get to a better place.
So you see that all over the internet.
elijah schaffer
As Mike said, basically, we've got to defeat the woke mind virus, right, Mike?
michael mendoza
That's so true.
That's so true.
sarah stock
The woke right mind virus.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm actually, I have sex.
I'm in the chat said, I'm so sick of the Zogrite.
And that is, I am, I am sick of the Zogrite.
It's like, dude, come on.
You know, we sit around here and it's, you know, these people running cover for all of the wrong things.
And then they try to distract you.
And then they always do this.
And I warn, I warn you, if you're watching this for the first time, they come in like this is what's actually woke about them because that word gets misused.
Is they try to moral grandstand you in terms of if you disagree with them, it's not just that you're wrong.
You're actually a bad person.
Like if you're like, no, I think we should talk to Tate.
And they go, so you believe in sex trafficking women and having sex with minor women?
unidentified
You go, no, I don't.
elijah schaffer
What are you talking about?
Well, Tate is a sex trafficker.
Oh, really?
Where did he get convicted?
Well, he said some things.
Okay.
Have you ever, you don't want to hear my humor off record?
Like, I mean, you would never want to hear what I'm talking about in terms of jokes.
Everyone says stupid shit when they're when they're hanging out.
Also, he's been under two years' investigation from an entire international probe.
You think they would have found some evidence by now?
Well, he had sex with minors.
Well, you know, unfortunately for you guys, age of consent is different in different countries.
It's like, so you agree?
It's like, no, I'm not here to agree with other cultures.
In fact, I'm trying to keep my culture, my culture.
My whole point is I don't want my culture to be their culture.
But, you know, unfortunately, the age of consent, I think in Mexico is like 14.
I think it is 14.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
And in a lot of states, it's 16.
So, you know, I'm from California.
I'm used to 18 being it.
So that's in my brain.
I'm good with 18.
But it's like they try to tell you.
So like, so you believe this?
So then he's a bad person.
It's like, look, I'm just telling you this.
You're a bitch.
He's fighting with me.
I don't agree with everything he says or does, but he actually has a gun in his hand, is willing to shoot the enemy.
And it's like, I'm not going to play your game where you make me feel like I'm a bad person because I agree with what Tate says about women or what he's saying about life.
If he's made some mistakes in his life, I never defend his moral decisions in that way.
But at least he's trying to do something now where you're just trying to sit around and complain about everyone who's not as holy as you or as good as you.
I want to fight with fighters, not just people who bitch and complain, which is what the Zogright does.
All they do is say we have to gatekeep because everyone else is bad.
We're going to talk about that a little bit.
This new thing where all the Zog people are talking about that.
sarah stock
And by the way, they're not anymore morally superior either.
Like, look at Dave Rubin buying kids.
It's like gay husband.
Ashley St. Clair, you know, pregnant with Elon Musk.
This is who everyone worships.
He has like, what, like 10 different wives with kids?
elijah schaffer
No, I'm kidding.
It's like everything is as bad.
No, that is.
Yeah, he's a, he's a, well, he's like a king.
I mean, he's got his billionaire.
I mean, I, I mean, he's a different kind of guy.
He's got a different reproduction strategy than we would.
michael hennessey
Well, with Elon, first off, you know, the way that, as we said, we got to hold him accountable for what they're doing.
Or like, Elon is the guy of free speech.
He's going to bring back, you know, the way for us to come together and call things out.
We could finally have a platform we could go on.
But God forbid you talk about H1Bs.
If you talk about H-1Bs, then he's shutting you down.
He's taking away your check mark.
sarah stock
Your badge is gone.
michael hennessey
Exactly.
And then with Tate, you know, if someone has been proven guilty of committing crimes, you know, we have this thing now where you're guilty until innocent.
We need to go back to innocent until proven guilty.
And if you are proven guilty, they should be held accountable.
But if we're just going based off accusations, then we have a president in office right now who also was accused of rape, but it showed that nothing happened in that scenario.
But, you know, we got to go based off what's been proven versus these slander of back and forth.
sarah stock
I feel like especially with people that are public figures, because when you're a public figure and you state your political views, and especially if they're controversial, it's very likely that the feds are going to send people after you to accuse you of things.
Right.
So I feel like at that point, you need to give them like an extra grain of salt and say, okay, let's wait till they're actually proven guilty of doing something.
elijah schaffer
Well, no, I think we should just skirt the law and hold people's feet to the fire and then just accuse them of terrible things.
And then anyone that talks to them, we should accuse them of being bad people, which is why I got to tell you guys about something important.
Many of you guys know I really do care about my health so much so.
You should have seen me yesterday, healthiest guy in the world.
No, but, you know, it is going to be summer soon.
It's always hot here in Florida.
But one of the things I've noticed that a lot of companies are very dishonest.
Bear is in a lawsuit.
It's a big, big product company because their products were causing skin cancer.
Johnson ⁇ Johnson had a similar issue where sunscreen was causing cancer.
And what's really hard is like, even like Burt's Bees got sold out.
And they used to, you know, Burt's Bees used to be a high-quality ingredients.
And now they have like weird petroleum products in it now that's not made with natural ingredients.
So what if I was to tell you what's kind of hard about life is, you know, you go to the store and it's hard to find good products for your skin.
Well, Van Man is this new company that we found that they have products for your skin without any of the harmful chemicals.
None of the carcinogens in the sunscreen.
They have none of the weird things that can cause skin damage and aging in their facial moisturizer.
This is the beef tallow with honey and essential oils.
So even though tallow sounds weird, it's the most natural moisturizer.
It is organic.
It is absolutely works on greasy skin, on dry skin, and it keeps your face looking nice.
Look at Mike's face.
Mike is look at his face.
Yeah, look at that.
That is a nice face.
That is a man who moisturizes with tallow.
But you actually do use this on your lips.
You love it on your lips.
You lather it up, don't you?
You do.
You like that, huh?
You like that, Mike.
Don't you?
You're muted.
michael mendoza
I really do.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so check it out.
Plus, they have a deodorant without the harmful metals.
Basically, you can use this product whether you're pregnant, whether you're nursing.
And they have the fluoride-free toothpowder as well.
So, you got soap.
This is all the natural products.
This is stuff we use.
In fact, my mother-in-law stole like, I bought an entire box of stuff.
She stole it from me.
No, I let her have it.
She just wanted to take it all back to Australia, and she was loving it.
And then we also put the emo oil on my son Roger's hair because we feel pretty bad about that.
So, just hoping that he, you know, gets his hair to grow back.
He's a cutie little patootie and he loves trash trucks right now.
He goes, trash truck.
Trash truck.
That being said, if you guys are watching anywhere at home, this is usually the time in the middle of the show where we take a break, a couple minute break, we get some water, we use the restroom, and Mike uses Van Man.
He loves up the boys.
michael hennessey
You could even see it on his OnlyFans.
I don't know if you got Mike Mendoza's slash.
elijah schaffer
He bought Sarah's OnlyFans.
michael hennessey
He's a new one that just came here.
michael mendoza
It's Mendoza fans.
michael hennessey
Oh, there it is.
Mendoza fans.
elijah schaffer
Well, he bought it.
He never used it.
He bought it now.
And that's why, Mike, I was going to tell Bat, Mike has an OnlyFans now.
And make sure that you find it as well.
It's really, really great.
Nobody here has an OnlyFans.
I have an OnlyFi, which is different.
No, but we're going to take a quick break.
We'll be right back.
We're on YouTube.
We are on Rumble.
And our YouTube audience has been growing again recently.
We've kind of got giving.
So I'm pretty happy about that.
We weren't running around.
We've been slowly growing the channel thanks to you guys.
Don't forget, we are also on Censored TV and we're also on locals.
If you want to send your super chats, you can send them here at rumble.com.
You can also send them in at locals and you can send them at censored.
We do read all of our super chats, which is kind of nice.
A lot of shows don't.
We read them all, particularly if they're over $1.
If you send a dollar, we might not read it, but if it's over a dollar, we will 100% read it on air.
We'll see you guys in a moment.
We'll be right back with Sarah's stock.
You can follow her if you're watching right now.
Let me bring this up.
You can follow Sarah at Sarah C. Stock.
You bring it up on the screen.
Sarah C. Stock.
Her link's in the description.
You can find her there on X. You should follow her and support her in her new journey.
She's now at 89,000.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Let's be at 90,000 by the end of the week.
unidentified
Let's get there.
sarah stock
100K.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, let's be at 200K.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
That was 6 million K, right?
Exactly.
All right.
See you guys in a moment.
unidentified
We are
elijah schaffer
back in.
All right, we are back in we are back with Nightly Offensive.
You can go to my screen here, by the way.
We got Sarah Stock on.
So, uh, we get the uh we got the uh woman is talking button.
We literally have a button on our screen.
You just go there you go, turn up her mic, and then we go opposite.
Uh, make sure that you're up closer to your mic.
They gotta be yeah, gotta speak right into it here.
There, how'd you get off your thing?
unidentified
Stay there and then go back where you're at.
michael mendoza
Thoughts?
michael hennessey
I can't see where her mic is.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, sorry, we have to go back.
There we go.
Nice, there you go.
elijah schaffer
All right, trying to nod.
I know everyone's really watching Sarah Stock for her great ideas, and um, they don't care about her face or anything, right?
They just want to put a mic in front of it, whatever.
You know what we know?
They actually watched the show for my face.
Actually, people always said that.
They're like, you know, your ideas aren't so good, Elijah.
Damn.
Yummy.
You know, I mean, there was a song, Justin Bieber made a song about me called Yummy.
And that's really, you've seen it, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
People seen it in the comments, too.
They're just going, they're going crazy for you right now.
elijah schaffer
It's really hard, man.
michael hennessey
I mean, they do call me Elijah in 4K.
elijah schaffer
They do.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
We love that.
So we're doing all right.
All right.
Let's talk about something here.
It's important.
So Harry Sisson, big stuff here.
We're going to talk about either Trump bombing Yemen or talk about Harry Sisson.
Democrat TikToker Harry Sisson has been exposed for convincing 11 different women that he had no roster in order to get them to send him their nudes over Snapchat.
Guess that ass hat.
Check this out.
Harry said, you definitely have a lot to offer.
I hate reading people's personal stuff like this, but I didn't put this in the show.
sarah stock
You don't hate it, don't lie.
elijah schaffer
No, we actually don't cover people's personal lives in the show, but I guess it's Harry Sisson as like an operative.
So whatever.
It's just funny.
You definitely have a lot to offer, no doubt.
I think right now, I can't do exclusivity, not because I'm getting nudes from a bunch of girls or fucking girls and stuff.
I don't hook up with anyone ever, but because I just don't think I'd be able to commit 100% to summer him.
Also, since we live in different states, exclusivity would be hard.
So I'm not balancing a bunch of girls at once.
My mind and energy are just other places right now, and I don't have much more to give.
And I guess he was getting a lot of, well, she's really not sexy, but you know, and he's like, I'd fuck you raw after wine tasting, but that's just me.
That's the most white shit I've ever read in my life.
I'd fuck you raw after wine tasting.
michael mendoza
But that's just me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Hey, he's like, you know, this line's really going to work.
You know, the wine tasting and the raw afterwards.
Come on, what lady doesn't?
elijah schaffer
That's a pretty, that's a pretty bold.
michael hennessey
He's crazy.
elijah schaffer
So what's that called?
A pickup line, huh?
It's like, hey, you could have said, hey, maybe we could just try some wine sometime.
Throwing in the raw and then going in and then walking it back.
But hey, oops.
You know, I mean, I guess that's just my opinion.
It's like, yeah, that's the kind of person who screenshots that.
Even she was humiliated.
Would that work on you if Harry did that too?
sarah stock
Well, definitely not.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Well, I don't believe it.
It worked on me.
That was my screenshot.
I was into it.
What do you know about the situation though?
Why did we say he had a whole roster?
You said you knew about him, that he had a whole roster of harem.
sarah stock
Well, I was just seeing these tweets about it.
But yeah, I mean, this guy's like playing a bunch of girls, telling them he's exclusive with them and he's not.
And he's trying to use his cloud as like a Democrat paid chill, basically.
Try to lure him.
michael hennessey
Is this more of like a campaign that triggers he's not gay?
Is that like, you know what I mean?
Or like, promote this as much as possible.
unidentified
I don't know.
michael hennessey
Harry's bass.
And it's like, no, no, Harry's terrible.
sarah stock
I mean, I feel like after seeing this, you can't say he's gay because he was like exposed for it.
michael hennessey
I've seen his dancing video.
I think it's still up for debate.
elijah schaffer
But was he sending dick pics back?
Is that what happened?
michael hennessey
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
This is because I didn't get a return from him.
Actually, I got three.
It's like, he just kept sending them.
No, so I guess Sarah Fields is like, oh, when women discovered each other one by one, he called them all insane and attempted to queerce them into telling the public that the photos were fake.
A request to the reader set political differences to the side.
But look, I actually think this is a stupid story because I agree with this person here that said, so 11 grown-ass women sent nude pictures and now they regret it.
Like, this is like the, this is like actually worse than the Me Too.
This is why it's not fun to be a liberal anymore because it's like, get back to the old days with Trump, right?
Like, were you having fun at the office or whatever?
The idea that you send nudes and you can be like E-raped or something.
Like, come on.
It's like, I accidentally sent nudes of myself.
Let's just be completely honest.
If you are under the age of 25 and you send nudes to someone under the age of 25, they're saving them.
And if you're a famous person, they're going to probably be showing people.
So people know what Harry Sisson looks like.
Let's just say all of him.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
I think it's more of a shame factor, too.
Start to feel guilty.
So, the way they can make themselves look better is be like, oh my God, you know, I was tricked into this or whatever.
But, you know, you had it pointed in the right angle.
You were trying to get that shot when you sent it over to him.
So, it's more of a guilty thing.
So, instead, what they do is they throw it on top of him.
And it takes away from people who are actually have been through abuse or have been through other things when you have these types of scenarios.
elijah schaffer
Well, this is a nothing story.
I mean, I don't know why this is in here.
michael hennessey
We're trying.
elijah schaffer
We're trying to kick it.
michael hennessey
They're trying hard right now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is like, this is like nothing.
Good question.
Arthur Kwan Lee brought this up.
This is actually a good question.
Who's gayer?
Misfit Patriot or Conceptual James, James Lindsay?
Honestly, what would you vote for here?
That's a pretty, that's a tough one.
But Misfit Patriot is more of like, he's like a rage baiter.
James is retarded.
sarah stock
They're both just like pretty emotional guys.
Like their Twitter activity is very emotional.
elijah schaffer
How would you describe it?
Is it what do you feel about men like that that are do well with the ladies?
I don't think they do.
sarah stock
I would assume not.
michael hennessey
Have you seen James's sword?
sarah stock
Are either of them?
Are they married?
michael hennessey
Have you seen him use his sword?
sarah stock
I saw the sword.
michael hennessey
Okay, okay, yeah.
I didn't know if that worked.
unidentified
Are either of them married or did you like his sword?
elijah schaffer
Did you like James's sword?
You said you've seen it.
I'm just asking if you like it.
sarah stock
I saw the sword fighting video.
elijah schaffer
But did you like the sword?
Because he was very proud of it.
michael hennessey
And then Misfit Pastry, whatever the hell his name is.
elijah schaffer
Imagine if a girl doesn't like your sword.
michael hennessey
That's pretty bad.
And that's why you need to take IGF and use promo code Elijah.
Get the sword nice and strong for battle.
But Misfit Patriot, he's the same guy that was fighting, what was it?
michael mendoza
Bryson Gray.
michael hennessey
Bryson Gray.
That was a terrible fight.
sarah stock
He punched him in the face at America Fest for being homophobic, which is like crazy for a conservative to do.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, it's crazy.
So you have a Jew and a black guy fighting at a conference, right?
That just sounds like right-wing politics.
Like, Jews and blacks getting upset about nothing.
I did find it to be kind of weird.
The thing is, like, I don't like any of these people who are in like constant fighting.
I don't think you'd like to bother them.
It's like, I don't argue with him or any of these people because they're constantly just trying to fight people all day, you know?
Like they grow off of the.
michael hennessey
Oh, there it is.
This is a terrible fight.
elijah schaffer
But you just say like one thing, and then they just like, and they don't, they don't play by any rules, you know?
Like, they're not having any fun.
These people, like, they breathe conflict.
And for me, I know when I, when you have children, when you have a wife, when you have a life, when you have, you know, employees, and you have to make shows that nobody watches, right?
Mike knows what this is like, too.
It's like, I don't have time to sit around and like, you know, even fight, even with the Baptists or anything.
It's like at a certain point, it's like, all right, that was fun for like the 20 minutes I was doing it.
And then it's, I'm just like done.
But there's a lot of people who their entire following is built off of drama, which is like kind of funny that the quartering was like, you know, it's really hard to get news from the right wing now.
Like no one's serious.
It's like, isn't your entire shtick e-drama?
Like, aren't you famous because you like stoke drama with people?
I don't have any problem with that.
I'm just saying, you know, I don't like the, I don't like the drama side.
We're not big on drama.
So I'm going to vote probably Conceptual James.
Oh, Misfit Patriot won.
90%.
unidentified
Wow.
sarah stock
At least James Lindsay, like, at least he has some thoughts that he's, you know, created, like, I don't know.
He's done speeches, like academic papers, whatever.
What does Misfit Patriot do?
Like, all I've ever seen him do is like cry on camera in his car.
michael hennessey
Yeah, he has, uh, James Lindsay has thoughts about other girls' asses while he's hanging out with his daughter.
That's one of the things that he has.
elijah schaffer
I want to see if I can find it.
Let me see if I can find this.
His name is Misfit Patriot.
Let me see.
He made a really great video that I love.
It's the uncensored.
He's every day 7 a.m. Central.
That's diabolical.
He has a show at 7 a.m.
michael mendoza
I feel like this isn't a real show.
sarah stock
Who's watching his show at 7 a.m.?
michael hennessey
Okay.
michael mendoza
What if he has a show at 7 a.m.?
But he lived in California.
It's like, wait, hold on.
So you're doing the show at like 5 a.m. every single day.
sarah stock
4 a.m.
unidentified
Yeah.
Okay.
I've made several videos like this over the past year and a half.
So let's do another one.
If you're anti-Zionist, you can go fuck yourself.
Yeah, that's right.
If you say, I'm not anti-Semitic, I'm not anti-Jew.
I'm anti-Zionist.
Eat every dick until the end of time and then eat some more in hell.
Because guess what?
I'm a Zionist.
I believe that the Jews have a right to live in peace in their ancestral homeland.
And that's what Zionism is.
So when you say I'm anti-Zionist, you say I'm anti-misfit.
And if you're anti-misfit, get fucked.
Yeah.
I'm an American patriot and Christian Zionist.
And yes, you can be both because I read the Bible and I love my country.
See, I'm not going to fucking sugarcoat this one bit.
If we are friends, if we have mutuals, if we voted the same way, if you consider yourself on the same side, if you're mega, whatever, it doesn't fucking matter to me.
You're a huge piece of shit.
And you can.
elijah schaffer
Can I say this as somebody who's who has lymphedema?
And, you know, this, that is alcoholic face.
You know what I mean?
With the facial, the facial fat.
Because like he, but it's like when it's permanent, right?
Like, you can tell if I've been out like on a late night with the boys or whatever.
And I don't want to like talk crap on this guy, but he does scam the public for like his family's medical bills.
And it's just always weird that people that identify so strongly with Zionists are directly linked to scams.
And I do think that Zionism in and of itself is a scam on Christians in America.
I think it's a lot about extracting wealth from Christians because you use this political ideology.
You connect to someone's faith and then you tell them that they've got to support you because you're part of the chosen tribe or the people.
And then you're like, you extract their wealth from them when in reality, the church should be helping themselves.
Like how many Christians have donated to help the Syrian Christians being slaughtered?
They haven't.
But they'll buy a Daily Wire subscription because they've got to support Ben Shapiro.
You know, for $9.99, dailywire.com, proper coat, little hat.
michael mendoza
Bowling branch sheets.
elijah schaffer
Bowling branch plates.
Yeah, whatever.
No, but I just think the Zionism is like a, is has become a money extraction tool for the right, right?
It's like Prager, you raised like $18 million a year from donations because they're helping preserve, you know, Zionist interests in the United States.
I'm just like, the idea when he's like, if you're a Zion and an anti-Zionist, fuck you.
Wow.
Real counterculture.
sarah stock
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Real counter.
Cool.
You're really cool, man.
It would be such a risky move to come out in right-wing media as a Zionist.
sarah stock
It's not like they own like both sides of our government.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
It's like we're saying, I'm just going to come out and say this.
I'm just going to come out and say this.
I think women should be allowed to vote.
It's like, okay, that's really bold, you know, and brave of you.
You know, women have the right to choose.
I'm going to say that at the Academy Awards.
I'm going to get up there in front of all the celebrities.
I'm going to just tell them straight up: women have the right to choose.
It's like, well, it's kind of a fucking lame position to take.
And that's, I think when people take lame positions like their counterculture, that's what he does.
Everything he does.
Like, I'm just going to say this right now.
Women have the right.
You're like, dude, shut the fuck up, dude.
But then people get in the mistake of actually fighting him where it's like, don't fight the guy.
Just leave him be.
Bring him on.
We should bring him on the show, honestly.
michael mendoza
Just leave him be.
Bring him on the show.
michael hennessey
Bring him on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, those are the best kind of probably remote, though.
I don't really want him to know where our studio is.
That's not the kind of person you want to know where you are.
He would swat us.
Yeah.
sarah stock
He would.
elijah schaffer
Where's everybody's energy?
I'm 100% going around.
michael hennessey
I think we need slightly offensive boxing matches.
I would totally be down 100%.
elijah schaffer
What?
With Misfit?
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
We want to fight Misfit.
michael hennessey
Oh, 100%.
sarah stock
Well, yeah, you were like a professional fighter.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
Problem, I'll do it.
We'll do MMA.
I'm down.
elijah schaffer
MMA all the way.
All right.
I don't know what you think about that, but I feel like I know the weirdest part is too, is Mike was telling me that that's like he's you subscribe to him and everything, right?
You follow him.
You say he's your favorite creator.
michael mendoza
Every morning, 5 a.m. Actually, at 5 a.m., I'm making a full breakfast.
I'm getting set up on my couch.
I have my coffee.
I have my eggs, my bacon, a little avocado on the side, put some salt and pepper on there.
And I'm watching the Mistford Patriots show at 5 a.m. Pacific time.
I go by Pacific Time.
I live in Florida.
I go by Pacific time for some reason.
I'm sitting there watching it.
And for some reason, his eyes get closer and closer together every single episode he does.
I mean, at this point, he'll be a Cyclops by the end of the month.
So we'll see what happens.
elijah schaffer
That is crazy.
There's no space between his eyes.
Go back to that real fast.
michael hennessey
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
It's closing in, man.
elijah schaffer
Well, there's more to this.
Do you guys, what we're going to finish this?
This is actually a really great video.
michael mendoza
Watch this.
unidentified
You can get fucked.
You see, I'm not down with espousing the ideal.
elijah schaffer
Hey, he's what I do curse a lot, but he's one of those ideas where, like, you know, his show is called Uncensored, but it's uncensored because he's like a boomer.
Like, he says fuck.
He's like, now into our paywall side.
Fuck you.
Fuck any fuck.
Welcome back to Tim Cast Uncensored.
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
You fucking fucker.
And you're like, that's so lame.
michael mendoza
I love Tim Cast.
elijah schaffer
I do.
I told you I was on one time and we went to the paywall and he just goes, fuck.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, look at him.
I was like, he's like, we can curse now.
We're around the adults.
unidentified
And we can eat as much candy as we want.
michael mendoza
Tim Cast uncensored.
elijah schaffer
I love Tim, but like that made me laugh.
He's like, our show is just kind of vulgar.
Like, his show's pretty vulgar.
I'm like, yeah, I'm not going to lie.
It's like, me and my wife, as I was leaving, she was like, try to use your voice for good.
And I was like, you realize it's slightly offensive tonight.
And she's like, oh, well, don't say too many nasty things with a woman on.
And I was like, no, we'll be PG.
Yeah, we'll keep it PG.
michael hennessey
I'm the same way.
I share all the shows we do except for this one with my girlfriend and my family.
This is like the one I'm like, it's off limits completely.
elijah schaffer
Well, starting tomorrow, my show, Daily Dose, that was on Vigilant News' Rumble, will now be on this channel.
unidentified
Nice.
elijah schaffer
So we'll have that show.
So, by the way, starting this week, I guess Monday didn't count because we had it off for St. Patty's, but I will have new shows up on this channel Monday through Saturday.
So there'll be six new shows a week.
And Sarah Stock is going to be on the new Almost Serious this week that's now going to be released on Saturdays instead of Fridays.
And that's going to be her life story.
She's going to be getting into her past work history, what it's like, you know, growing up dual citizen type of thing.
You know, things we share in common like that, you know, the identity crisis in the West, Indians, all the whole thing.
So that'll be a really good episode.
It'll come out this Saturday at like what?
12 probably.
michael mendoza
Oh, this is news to me.
I don't know what's a Friday thing.
elijah schaffer
It's pre-recorded.
I was saying like we're launching it Saturdays instead of Fridays because we'll have, I don't want to release two long shows per day.
michael mendoza
Yeah, true.
elijah schaffer
Like, I don't think that's good for a channel.
Right.
I don't think it's good.
Some people do it, but I feel like you only have one long thing a day.
michael hennessey
You got to do it at 7 a.m.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Prime time.
michael hennessey
Prime time.
sarah stock
Only watch it live.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
7 a.m. Eastern.
And then it's like 7 a.m.
And it's like, good morning.
Yeah, I should get up at 4.
Yeah, good morning, fellow Zionists.
sarah stock
People are just staying up till 4 a.m.
elijah schaffer
I stay up to watch Misfit Patriots go, fuck you.
We can say that here because we're adults.
Bites into a Snickers box.
It's 7 a.m. and I'm already eating sugar.
Yeah, it's like, wow.
All right, listen to the rest of this.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
I'm not.
And if you don't think that that's what you're doing, you're fucking retarded.
Because yes, you are.
95% of fucking Jews are Zionists.
You hate 95% of anything, you hate that thing.
There are 16 million fucking Jews out there, and let's say 800,000 of them agree with you.
You might as well be saying, I'm not, I'm not racist.
I got a black friend.
Do you realize that the people that you are aligning with, you make excuses for the innocent Palestinians and the evil Zionists that are creating a fucking genocide, even though you guys don't ever fucking talk about another fucking genocide ever?
You care more about the USS Liberty, a friendly fire incident in the fucking, what, 60-something fucking years ago?
No, no, no, that's more important than the fucking Christians being slaughtered in the Congo by radical Islamic terrorists over 67,000 terrorist attacks under the fucking name of Islam in the past 50 years.
And you guys think that the 0.2% of the fucking population is the problem.
Again, you're fucking retarded.
And if you hate me because I'm a Zionist, I'll hate you right back, motherfucker.
This is the fucking hill I will die on.
I will fight for them and I will fight you for them because nobody else will.
They don't have anybody else.
They got me, motherfucker, and I'm a fucking enemy you don't want.
elijah schaffer
Check, check.
michael hennessey
Still muted.
Okay, I'm back.
Okay, so they have nobody fighting for them.
What about the ADL?
What about APAC?
What about the, you know, the restrictions we have on social media?
I mean, even on Instagram, I got banned one time and it was for almost six months.
And I tried over and over to get to be free.
And it wasn't until I lied and was like, yeah, no, I'm Jewish.
And then next thing you know, I'm freaking out.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
So I got really drunk that day.
sarah stock
Well, even what he said about, he was like, that's like saying I have a black friend, so I'm not racist.
I'm like, honestly, though, that's like a valid.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
sarah stock
That's like a valid excuse because why would you like if someone was actually racist?
I don't think they'd be friends with a black person.
unidentified
No.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, to be fair, all the most racist people, all the gripers, and this is, and I'm saying this as a griper, are all brown.
unidentified
They are.
michael hennessey
Especially in our studio.
sarah stock
White people, like even our white supremacists aren't even white.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
sarah stock
That's how not racist white people are.
elijah schaffer
Right, but I am though, right?
So, you know, as James said, as a proud white supremacist, whatever he says, what does he say?
Because James Lindsay's a white supremacist.
You know what I mean?
That's crazy that James is a Nazi, too.
What if he's like an ultimate man?
sarah stock
I heard that about him.
unidentified
Me too.
elijah schaffer
Because he's actually creating Nazis.
He's creating Nazis.
So I think he's a Nazi.
Why would you want to create Nazis if you didn't like them?
That being said, this is actually not a statement here.
I am kind of an elitist, but this is not an elitist statement.
unidentified
I do.
elijah schaffer
I respect elite people.
I do this too.
If you're elite, I respect you.
I don't like fake elite people that like wear Louis Vuitton to look like they're elite.
I just want to know if you are doing elite shit, then good for you.
But look at this.
I hate when people like this are like, who's paying you?
And he's like, my customers.
It's called a fucking job.
Go get one.
Like, it's an own with his hungover face.
It's like, okay, dude, like, flexing that you put up tile, it's one thing to like, that's not like a big flex.
Like, I'm able to work.
Like, I think it would be like cool.
sarah stock
It's like, are you like alive and you're like a man?
Yeah, but it's ideal.
You have a job.
unidentified
It's like, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
How do you do this?
It's called breathing.
Get a pair of lungs.
It's like, if you were like, hey, bro, I own a company.
Like, I own a company.
I have like 40 employees.
It's called being fucking successful.
How about you try it?
That's that's cool.
But just like, I wake up and go to work.
You could do.
sarah stock
Like bare minimum.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
sarah stock
It's like, uh, yeah, guess what?
I'm actually not on wealthy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
That's the same kind of vibe.
Um, I want to see this video that he did here.
This is good.
Um, and then uh, I think, did I, oh, I don't know if I posted it.
No, I didn't post it.
I was going to write on here.
He said, I'm declaring war on the anti-Zionists.
I said, Zionists declaring war?
Stereotypes exist for a reason, right?
I'm a Zionist.
We're declaring war.
Really?
michael hennessey
It sounds about right.
elijah schaffer
Because when were you not?
Did that ever stop?
All right.
Changing topics from the Misfit Patriot into a good Catholic question here.
So chess.com comes out and has said this.
Check this out.
We are accepting new name ideas for this piece for the bishop, right?
They want to rename the bishop because they don't want to have religious connections on the chessboard.
I want to detach themselves from Christianity.
My suggestions were call it the Imam would have been good.
Any other religions leaders, right?
Imam, I'm in for that.
As well as why don't we just call it Kim Jong-un?
It looks a little bit like his body style.
Also calling it the clip piece.
It's got a little insert, right?
That's kind of weird.
And it's, yeah, it's suggestive.
It's suggestive.
michael mendoza
Any suggestions, Mike?
michael hennessey
I don't have any suggestions for theirs.
It's just kind of sickening how far we're coming.
Everything has to be taken away from either Christianity or Catholics.
So to see the big stink about chess pieces is just, it's ridiculous for sure.
elijah schaffer
Put a yarmulke on it.
michael hennessey
Oh, they would love that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, put a yarmulke on it.
I don't know, but you are Catholic.
Sorry for all the language tonight.
Just kidding.
We're not apologizing to anyone, especially women.
Okay.
Not apologizing to you tonight.
This is our show, and you are a guest.
But that being said, if we rename Bishop to something else, what do you think about that?
Because that is obviously an attack on Catholicism.
That's what that is.
They don't want to talk about it.
sarah stock
I think we should call it Rabbi.
elijah schaffer
The Rabbi.
sarah stock
I think that's probably what they're going to go with.
elijah schaffer
And instead of having a move on the board, it just gives you bad advice.
It sends you to hell.
It's like, oh, that's the piece that gets you into with the devil, you know?
Oh, I saw a video of Mike Mendoza Sig Hiling in an airport.
unidentified
Whoa.
elijah schaffer
It's trending right now.
That'll be me airport.com.
michael mendoza
That'll be me on Friday, actually.
michael hennessey
You did get the Yay shirt.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I did.
michael hennessey
He's going to be walking around.
elijah schaffer
Aren't we going to be in LA on Friday?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
So in the airport.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
michael mendoza
We see Highline.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I'm regretting that right now.
Our flight's at 9.30.
michael mendoza
I know.
Yeah, I know.
elijah schaffer
Bro.
unidentified
Our flights are at 9.30.
elijah schaffer
We got to go stay down by the airport that night or something.
That's brutal.
Like, getting to the airport there at 8.
Like, you can get there at like 8.
And then after two hours, so you have to leave at 6 a.m. on Friday, which is bust.
We're leaving at 6 a.m.
Miami, too.
michael hennessey
You're going to miss his show, a Misfit Patriot, if you leave at 6.30.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's brutal.
sarah stock
It's okay.
We'll get Wi-Fi on the plane.
unidentified
Okay, okay.
michael mendoza
No, I'll just make sure.
elijah schaffer
I'll be sleeping on that plane, man.
That's just.
sarah stock
I'll be watching it.
I can't miss it.
elijah schaffer
All right.
That's actually a very small.
There's like some actually good topics here.
Like this one is whether or not Trump is bombing Yemen.
And then we have some other topics as well.
But I think that we're doing pretty fine here.
I think that we'll just look at see what the super chats are and stuff because we had a long day yesterday and I feel like it's a good time to read some super chats.
All right.
From Doomsday Cracker sent this again.
It's me and Mike being held up here.
I feel like we've always seen this one.
unidentified
Yeah, we did.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
All right.
michael mendoza
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
It's him holding up his little retard.
That's what that is.
All right.
Primetime Pimp said, what's the sponsor's name?
Van Man.
It is sold from a man who lives in a van.
It's a little concerning.
No, I think it's just like about van life, like just being healthy and like on the road or something.
michael mendoza
I think he was actually in a van at one point, but now he's like a multi-million dollar company.
Also, some private equity firm was trying to buy them out.
elijah schaffer
Really?
michael mendoza
Yeah, he posted on Twitter today.
So he's not going the daily wire route where he's trying to sell his company, you know, just to make a quick buck and skip town.
But yeah, they're trying to buy out Van Man now, but he's not going for it.
So go to bandman.shop promo code Elijah for 10% off.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and y'all can also put up the locals one as well because we're on locals right now.
michael mendoza
Also, go to elijaschafer.locals.com.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
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It directly supports the show.
It allows us to put food on the table.
I told the guys, if we get enough members over the next 30 days, I will order some McDonald's via Uber Eats.
So we'll be living the high life, right?
That's pretty good.
If you guys get lucky, we'll be able to make that happen.
That being said, I don't think there was any on, no, there was none on Rumble today.
Shout out to everyone who's watching today, the show.
Stories that were honorable mentions that didn't make it in.
One, Trump bombed Yemen or was thinking about it.
We also sunk an Iranian ship.
Plus, Trump has ramped up his fight against anti-Semitism.
All very, very basic topics.
Very, very exciting.
But if you want to follow me online, you can follow me at Elijah Schaefer on X.
It's very, very easy.
You just go to my name right here at E-L-I-J-A-H-S-C-H-A-F-F-E-R.
You can find me.
And if you see all of this great stuff, you can find my content.
You can watch the show here as well.
Let me go ahead and let me pin that to the profile.
Very, very cool.
My guests today, Sarah Stock from the X and the aptly named Instagram account, Sarah C. Stock, you bring that up there.
If people want to find you and follow you, what other ways can they support your work?
You've been doing a lot of stuff.
Introduce yourself a little bit and who you are.
And I know you'll be here again Thursday night, so that'll be nice.
sarah stock
Yeah, I'll be back.
I mean, I'm a journalist.
I write op-eds.
I'll be doing some more on-air stuff, making some Instagram reels.
I have an Instagram account called Sarah.stock.politics.
You can follow me there on Twitter, Sarah C. Stock.
And yeah, I'm a Christian and I'm a conservative.
elijah schaffer
That's all.
michael mendoza
I think you're leaving something out.
sarah stock
What am I leaving out?
michael mendoza
A xenophobic nationalist.
sarah stock
Yeah, I'm a xenophobic nationalist.
michael mendoza
Let's go.
We got it.
Anyway, Mike, where can we find you at?
unidentified
All right.
michael hennessey
You can find me on either X or on Instagram at Snowflake underscore news.
Currently being attacked because I wanted to post about how the attacks on Christ as King is happening.
So since putting out a couple of videos about it, it's been my account's been restricted.
So if you want to come by, just show support.
Love to have you there.
Tons of videos about mainstream media, other things going on as well, and just trying to push the movement forward.
elijah schaffer
Amazing.
Mike Mendoza of theMendozaReport.com.
Tell me how we can find you and follow you.
michael mendoza
You can find me at Mike Mendoza JPG.
Actually, you know what, since the Nick episode, I've actually been getting a lot of followers.
I'm not sure if it's because of that, but I've been getting a lot of followers because of the Nick episode, I guess, because I mean, I'll post anything.
I don't do anything.
I'm just on Twitter.
I just scroll and I just lurk all day.
So follow me there.
And I'm not a xenophobic nationalist, unfortunately.
But I am a nationalist xenophobe.
So, I mean, maybe that counts for something.
Anyway, follow me there.
And yeah, thanks, Elijah.
It's been a great show.
elijah schaffer
It has.
Sorry that my energy levels were very low today.
I'm just, this was not my day.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
This is not my day.
And why was it not my day?
Who do I have to blame?
Thought about blaming the Jews, but as I didn't want to fight the misfit patriot because he was declaring war.
So I blame myself.
I sometimes make bad decisions that hurt my life, make my face swollen, and make me want to die.
unidentified
Jews, aka vodka.
michael hennessey
I think that plays a role in it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The jog cup.
No, but we had a company hangout yesterday and everybody kind of came into work dead.
Honestly, literally everybody was just kind of dead, except for Mike, because Mike hung out with some swingers in up in Florida, right?
You were there.
At the swinger town?
Check, check, check.
michael mendoza
Sorry, yeah.
I had the wrong thing.
unidentified
I had the wrong.
He's like trying to shut it down.
Mike Love's hanging out with 75-year-old hookers.
elijah schaffer
That are all together.
And they do swing up there, though.
michael mendoza
Yeah, true.
Oh, oops.
elijah schaffer
You're just visiting some family.
michael mendoza
Can I not hear myself when I'm doing that?
elijah schaffer
No, only I can speak like that.
It's only channel one.
I have a set to only go to channel one.
Yeah, anyways, I'm already zoned out.
To the rest of you guys watching, shout out on Rumble and on YouTube.
It's been absolutely fantastic.
Some of the comments that were not there said Sarah Stock, she embarrassed Sam C. There from I Am Not PC, bro.
Others of you guys say hipster tactical says Elijah has low T. Thank you.
Lance Solo says, thank you, Elijah.
It is the fault of the Jews that you are down energy.
Someone else said, Cheetah Man said, Christ is king.
Gaming too long also said Christ is king.
And Lance Solo said, thank you, Sarah.
Also, someone also said, thank you, Mike's, both of them, and said, thank you, Elijah Schaeferstein.
So awesome.
Someone also said, Sarah Stock win.
And then we got Bernice said, hail, stock.
So we got a couple of hails, stocks, and some W's.
And also, Cocteau said, Sarah, quote, very good genetic stock.
Very nice.
You got a little crush there.
You got some got some new simps in the chat.
And since you've gone viral, you've got a lot more simps going on, have you not?
Yeah, it's getting a little bit old, but I'm telling you, well, that's going to be half of your career right there.
So someone said, Rustic Woodpecker said, Sarah needs to eat and attack Mr. Boeing.
Just quit.
unidentified
I need to eat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
I think this means you need to go eat.
All right.
And then to those that were on YouTube.
sarah stock
She did have some food.
I didn't finish earlier.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she does need to go eat.
Someone said, I've emailed Dice, Crowder, Pooh, and many others.
No one is responding.
Well, that doesn't help.
I don't even know what you're emailing people about.
So that's kind of interesting.
And then KIC said that some Christian.
And then someone said, why is he so obsessed with loving DJs?
So thank you.
All right.
It's been fantastic.
Shout out to everyone on Censored and on Locals.
You guys have been good at Ranyo, Cocteau, and to the rest of you guys on locals.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
And as we say, may God bless the United States of America.
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