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March 7, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Candace REDPILLS the Masses in BOMBSHELL Theo Von Interview | Guest: Shane Cashman

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Participants
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candace owens
06:19
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elijah schaffer
01:22:02
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michael hennessey
06:49
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michael mendoza
10:12
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shane cashman
26:25
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andrew tate
01:14
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jason whitlock
02:23
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theo von
01:48
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Speaker Time Text
andrew tate
Let's analyze this.
Free speech.
This is an interesting conversation because America believes it has free speech.
It doesn't.
But every single country in the world has things you cannot talk about.
Every single country in the world has off-topics, off-limit topics.
In Russia, it's Putin.
In the Middle East, it's Islam.
In Turkey, it's Erdogan.
If you talk against them, you're going to get in a lot of trouble.
Do you know what the American one is?
unidentified
What?
andrew tate
Speaking out against the Dems?
Speaking out against the Jews.
If you speak out against the Jews in America, you're going to get in a lot of trouble.
So every single country has their off-limit topics.
There's no such thing as free speech anywhere.
But that is different than having an ideological alignment.
My point I was making between Russia and America is that they are nationalistic patriarchies, truthfully, in their homes, in their hearts, and in their governments.
Whereas Europe are none of those things.
Europe are not even nationalistic.
Europeans, most of them believe that they should be replaced by third worlders, or that when they get killed by third worlders, it's just part and parcel of living in a big city.
No big deal.
Oh, we let a bunch of people in.
They killed some of us.
Oh, well, diversity is our strength.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, diversity is our strength.
Did I hear that correctly?
You know, I mean, so what?
I mean, I would rather have my women raped, my children molested, my city streets dirtied, as long as, as long as you didn't call me racist, sexist, or homophobic.
In fact, I hope my kid is gay before he gets raped and after he gets molested, which turns him gay.
But it's okay.
They say, right?
Rape is okay as long as it's by a Pakistani.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
My name's Elijah Schaefer.
We have a great show for you today.
They told me to start playing it safe on this show.
So I went, hey, at least when the criminal activity from the people come, I'm hoping that they wear condoms because we already put $30 million from USAID into teaching Pakistanis to rape the safe way, which is, of course, on our tax dollar condoms.
Of course, I'm joking.
I don't want any of that.
In fact, I want them out.
Unfortunately for the gatekeepers, Jeremy Boring is seething and crying because just the other day, Candace Owens on Theo Vaughn, you had Ian Carroll on Joe Rogan, and then you had Andrew Tate existing.
The entire Zayo right is having an absolute freak out because we don't need them anymore.
In fact, the only person in this group that clearly hasn't made it yet and is still failing is me.
Can I get like applause for that?
Yeah, so that's really good.
We'll get there one day.
You know it's bad today because we've been relegated to the B-list of Timcast.
Shane Cashman is here, journalist and host of Inverted World, right?
It's live.
That's right.
I'm totally joking, but we were just talking about that as we started.
It's like, look, Daily Wire's been a dick to you.
They've been a dick to me.
These people are telling us we can't talk to certain people.
They've tried to cancel us.
But here you are on a on a you're a B-list cast member on a D-list show.
You're getting there, man.
shane cashman
That's amazing.
Thank you for having me.
Dude, they wouldn't even let me there.
I've done shows with Jeremy Boring too, and it was amazing.
It was the closest I'll ever get to doing a podcast with like Marie Antoinette.
Same amount of makeup and wig.
It's amazing.
elijah schaffer
Isn't it?
Don't you always know someone's humble when they call themselves God King?
Show off their motivation.
shane cashman
Oh, but it's okay, Elijah.
It's a lowercase G. That's true.
He likes to remind people.
It's a lowercase G.
No, it's ghoulish.
elijah schaffer
Remember when Ben Shapiro was on a Bill Martin?
He was like, my bed's made of cash.
And I was like, I'm sure it is, buddy.
And the pegs are probably made of pennies.
Speaking of somebody who's currently gotten a raise two pennies, my co-host tonight and assistant producer, Michael Hennessy of Snowflake News.
How are you enjoying the race?
I think you're up to what, six cents a week now?
michael hennessey
Six cents.
I'm excited, man.
Now I could finally try to eat something.
I don't know if I'll get anything in my stomach, but it's been good.
You finally got me.
Yeah, he got me out of the closet in there.
You know, not the kind of closet with Mike.
That's a whole nother story between us, but it was a long time in Mexico.
But yeah, doing good, man.
elijah schaffer
Happy to be able to do that.
That's what they always wondered.
How did Mike become half white?
Well, of course, white man entered inside of him, and then that was forever then.
He was half.
He's really full Mexican, but he's got half of a white man inside of him.
Speaking of the devil, I was also going to say, too, you said you weren't eating, but last time I checked, you were going down on Sam, our intern, and gobbling up some Mexican spoof there.
So I know that I was keeping the weight on you, and I think you're looking good.
michael hennessey
Well, after you got done rubbing him down with the van man, I knew something was going on, so I just had to jump in.
I thought it was like the culture of the work environment that we're in.
shane cashman
It's weird that I came here and this doubles as an OnlyFans.
I had no idea what kind of operation Elijah's running here.
unidentified
It's true.
elijah schaffer
No, it's true.
Speaking of someone who's freshly shaven and showed us all today, we're not talking about Andrew Tate.
Mike Mendoza of the Mendoza Report, how are you doing?
michael mendoza
I'm doing great.
You can go to MikeMendoza.com and check out the Mike Mendoza report, Mike Mendoza Network, and Mike Mendoza TV, a new adventure I just started.
Happy to be here.
elijah schaffer
Happy to be here.
All right, guys, we've got a great show for you today.
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Let's start the show.
All right.
Shout out.
We got four white guys.
michael mendoza
Man, you guys are three and a half.
Three and a half.
shane cashman
This looked like a bar mitzvah in here.
elijah schaffer
One of them is only white wing.
Shout out to the censor chat, Inappropriate Stanos, Cocteau, the rest of you guys there, as well as we are on locals, ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
We got Bic Mac, Pepe, Big Log, and Merrimack.
All right, guys, we got to talk about this and jump into the show today.
So it is kind of interesting.
There is a fake Louis C.K. account.
I'm holding my mic because for some reason, it's just my stand's like broken tonight.
It just keeps sinking down like the ratings of my show.
michael mendoza
And that's why we need the Bluetooth sponsorship.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, all right, I don't know what's going on there.
But check this out.
Not Louie, Louis KC, which is KFC, said Ian Carroll goes on Joe Rogan.
Candace Owens goes on Theo Vaughn.
Pretty soon, Nick Fuentes is going to go mainstream.
Weird world that we are living in.
And I did want to start out with this because what happened this week was not just people going on shows.
I actually don't watch the shows.
I did see some clips.
We'll watch them in a little bit.
But this brings up a really great discussion that I feel like is getting us into something fantastic.
I want to show you something.
You know, we're having a good week when James Lindsay, ladies and gentlemen, the number one person that is inspiring neo-Nazis, alt-right, he is turning more kids towards love of Hitler than I would say even the Hitler youth was back in World War II.
This guy, right?
He knows he knows how to do it.
shane cashman
He loves Hitler too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he loves Hitler.
That's crazy.
shane cashman
Like Kanye loves Hitler.
elijah schaffer
How could James do that?
It's so disgusting.
shane cashman
The whole thing's hilarious to me that two years ago, Kanye saying, I love Hitler, and everyone's freaking out.
And now everyone on the right is Sig Heiling.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
shane cashman
It's amazing.
unidentified
There's a two-year way.
elijah schaffer
I'm not hiring it all.
Check this out.
He was freaking out over a clip.
He said, isn't it weird how basically, well, holy gosh, brings out a sword in some basketball shorts, checking out some women's asses with his daughter.
I don't know if you ever saw that tweet.
shane cashman
Oh, I saw it.
unidentified
Yeah.
shane cashman
Oh, I saw it.
elijah schaffer
I still won't get over that.
Checking out some women's asses with his daughter.
How basically all the influencers and big media people and cringe AF accounts.
And does that cringe as fuck or cringe America First?
Maybe America First?
shane cashman
I think it's America First.
elijah schaffer
Cringe America First accounts are all saying exactly the same thing at the same time in a reflexive push.
Like it's a 1932 in Germany redo in America.
And everyone who speaks out gets swarmed and worse.
This is a clip that we just, I think we just played that, right?
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Right now.
That was the Andrew Tate clip that we played that, you know, we really don't have free speech in America.
And isn't it crazy?
Look, James is like a psyop where it's like people will be like, hey, by the way, just so you know, you were just shot in the gut.
And then everyone goes, oh my gosh, Shane, you are just shot in the gut.
You're like bleeding out.
And James goes, isn't this an interesting conspiracy?
shane cashman
It's a psyop.
elijah schaffer
That people would talk to you and tell you, perhaps you're not bleeding, sir.
Maybe this was all paid to tell you and you should just bleed out and die.
It's crazy.
shane cashman
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's insane to see.
The free speech thing is hilarious because for so long, a lot of these people were talking about we got to reject victim class and now we can't criticize a country for being a victim.
But we can criticize every other country for millions of reasons, but this one, you just can't because they're perpetual victims.
It's insane to me.
elijah schaffer
Well, they are.
And I want to make sure we don't criticize them at all in the show because this year at Slightly Offensive, everybody knows one thing that we don't like to do is criticize protected classes.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
I feel like we started the show, Mike.
I remember back in 1945, actually, at the end of the war.
And we were like, we need to make sure, by the way, I actually want to announce this.
This is actually pretty fantastic.
Earl Gray, get a little clap.
He's back in town.
He came back from Europe.
He's one of our best employees.
He's actually employee of the month last year.
That's even crazy.
He wasn't even here.
That's how bad the team's been doing.
Myself included.
I was up for grabs.
And I'm doing so bad.
I didn't even nominate myself.
But no, Earl's one of the best.
And I told him, I said, hey, have you been paying attention to what's going on in Australia?
And he's like, no.
I go, well, Sky News, which is their Fox, is putting on an anti-Semitism summit.
And they're raising money to build a Holocaust Museum in Perth, which is the furthest city west in the furthest point away from all civilization.
He goes, Perth?
And I go, yeah.
And guess what?
Somehow they got more of the shoes over there.
You know what I mean?
They got more of the shoes.
There's a room full of shoes.
It's a very sad thing.
We're not making fun of it.
It's a very sad thing.
And I go, he goes, they're building new Holocaust museums in 2025.
And my answer to Earl was, how dare you suspect we should even go into a year without the guarantee that we will be building new Holocaust museums.
I don't even want to get into a year.
I don't even want to start the year until there's a Holocaust museum built within Holocaust museums, almost like how you go to Walmart and there's McDonald's and the Walmart.
shane cashman
It's a Holocaust inception.
elijah schaffer
I want to go into the Holocaust Museum when I've already been there.
It's like 2.0.
It's more extreme.
It's like 10 million died.
12 million died.
shane cashman
You want to role play and you don't want to stop until the entire Earth is a Holocaust museum.
michael mendoza
Well, actually, I'll one-up you on that one.
I don't think that we should stop until we get Holocaust museums on Mars, as reported on by slightlyoffensive.com.
shane cashman
Yeah, zoom into that real fast.
elijah schaffer
This is actually true.
Zoom into that.
shane cashman
Wait, no.
elijah schaffer
Elon Musk helped build the first Holocaust museum on Mars.
The building will serve as a firm reminder to the inhabitants of Mars, ensuring that they continually remember the tragedy that occurred in World War II against European Jews.
unidentified
Listen to this.
elijah schaffer
This is a real story.
I don't actually read this here.
Elon Musk announced on Friday that his company, SpaceX, will spearhead the construction of the first Holocaust museum on the planet Mars.
In collaboration with the United States Holocaust Memorial Council, a museum will be built underground where those people will be most comfortable and where they hope to collect tragedy donations from the first colony.
The building will serve as a firm reminder to the inhabitants of Mars, ensuring that they continually remember the tragedy that occurred in World War II against European Jews.
You got to remember that, you know, inside sources have hinted that Elon Musk might also consider building a new Western wall because after all, Mars will eventually need politicians and those politicians will also need to partake in some type of Babylonian humiliation ritual.
It gets even better.
There it is.
That's the concept.
It's not AI.
shane cashman
I swear.
That's a concentration camp.
That's the museum.
Sorry.
michael mendoza
Well, obviously, there's no smokestacks.
shane cashman
The doors are wooden.
elijah schaffer
Those are metal doors.
Now, check this out.
It gets even better.
This is a real story, by the way.
This is the kind of news you get on our website.
The Memorial Council celebrates a historic agreement and vows to do everything within their power to encourage advertisers back to Musk's social media platform X, which they claim is no longer anti-Semitic.
Disney and Apple have since resumed advertising.
The construction of the museum will be funded partly by Christians who subscribe to the Daily Wire and partly through merchandise sales.
There will also be a memorabilia gift shop thanks to the generous donations from the Babylon Bee.
SpaceX has already launched a Mars-themed Yamaka, which they are calling the Space Hat.
It is available for purchase through the SpaceX store.
And look, there's the last part here.
The news gathered generated mixed reactions from the international community.
The European Commission president, Ursula van der Leyen, was concerned about the environmental disruption that a project like this would cause and suggested sending Greta Thunberg as an ambassador to oversee the mission.
However, representatives from Germany were thrilled about the decision to build a memorial on Mars.
Reaching out to Elon by X, they wrote, This is from the German government.
Is there some way the German people can pay for this entire project and every other Holocaust thing for the rest of eternity?
We also don't want to ever forget about it, forget what we did or move on because this is seriously the worst thing that has ever happened in history.
And it makes sense to remind everyone about the lampshades and the soap people and the Spielberg films all the time.
Even the guys who saved them should be subjected to the same treatment because they look similar.
Thanks.
I think this is the last paragraph.
I keep this over.
One more, one more, one more here.
unidentified
Go.
elijah schaffer
Uganda's president, Yawiri Museveni, was enraged to hear that Mars would be getting a Holocaust museum before Uganda, and he is now considering making homosexuality doubly illegal.
On the other hand, Benjamin Nett and Yahoo congratulated Musk and the Memorial Council and pledged to help staff the space operation with residents from the West Bank.
But this is not the first project Musk has undertaken with members of the Jewish community.
Last July, researchers from Neuralink partnered up with the staff from the ADL to figure out a way to make forgetting the Holocaust literally impossible.
Neuralink users will be reminded twice a day about the Holocaust.
First in the morning and then at noon, users will be fed a series of images from OpenAI and Schindler's List.
Additionally, if users start to think about taxation, they will receive a pump of traumatic images to remind them of why they pay income tax.
shane cashman
I mean, that's hard-hitting news.
I already heard a few thoughts.
I think Greta Thunberg would be a great ann-Frank for Mars.
I think that'd be great.
I also think I'm wondering about the conflict that Elon must feel about this as being someone who builds tunnels, but also is the spiritual grandson of Werner von Braun.
Yeah.
It's a duality of man situation, really.
michael hennessey
So they do love tunnels.
That's what I'm saying.
shane cashman
Why is Elon making those tunnels?
Why are they so big?
michael mendoza
I just want to say thank you, Elon Musk.
I mean, you know, there's been a lot of, there's been much to do, much ado about, you know, his gestures and everything in the public, but, you know, no one else would take these steps.
You know, one giant step for, how's it going again?
It's one small step for man, one giant step for Israel.
So, you know, that's all we want.
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I can tell you it's not his, he doesn't, he doesn't yank one into the bottle.
It's actually a great delivery.
All right, let's talk about this.
We got to go into this.
Okay, so we're talking about James Lindsay.
James Lindsay's freaking out about this.
All this stuff is going on here.
And everybody is literally freaking out.
Now, obviously, they're upset because Candace Owens went on Theo Vaughan.
And I like how they're accusing us of what they're doing.
They're like, wow.
By the way, I've seen these group chats.
I've been in these group chats, guys.
How do you not know that I've worked with you?
Like, I've done speaking circuits with James Lindsay, by the way, that were funded by RT.
James Lindsay has been taking Russian money to disrupt the right.
shane cashman
Is he a Russian agent?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
RT funded the.
I was there.
I didn't take the money.
unidentified
I can't.
elijah schaffer
Look, I'm not going to make suitable claims saying that he took the money.
I just never saw him not take it.
shane cashman
Yeah, he's a Putin puppet then.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
shane cashman
This whole time.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think he is.
I think he's trying to push neo-Nazism in the United States.
But here's the deal.
He's mad.
And this is what we're going to find out a theme.
He's mad, not because we're actually working together.
It's the opposite.
We're not working together.
We've all been pushed out by these people.
And guess what?
We've been more successful without them.
We still have our dignity.
We didn't have to cuck to them.
People are still consuming our content.
And we're able to say things like this on Theo Vaughn, which, by the way, that's why you could sit in your basement all day long.
I'm not even being a joke and be a Spurg and say, I'm saying the same things.
Why is no one listening to me?
Remember, it's not what you say, it's how you say it that is effective.
And people at Candace is our Nubian queen.
You know what I mean?
shane cashman
Black Lives Matter.
elijah schaffer
Black Lives Matter, ladies and gentlemen.
Here's what she had to say on Theo Vaughn.
unidentified
Watch.
candace owens
I've been very disappointed Christians who are using, trying to use this like biblical argument for just, well, no matter what.
theo von
Are people doing that?
candace owens
Yeah, it's pretty sick, man.
It is very sick.
They're basically saying that the Bible, you know, the Bible will bless those who bless Israel.
And I'm like, okay, so we have a country who first and foremost doesn't have to give us back our pedophiles.
Literally, if you, there's, they have this weird rule that you can go if you're Jewish and hide as a pedophile.
And actually, an amazing Jewish organization did the work there.
You could pull it up.
I think it was on CBS.
It was, I forgot the name of the Jewish organization, but they followed, went to Israel.
I was like, why are we harboring pedophiles?
theo von
So there was a Jewish organization that they had pedophiles.
They did amazing.
candace owens
No, they were not the pedophiles.
They did the investigation to show how people are using how like people who have molested children in America, if they're Jewish, they can then make their trip to Israel and be protected by the government.
And Israel doesn't have to bring, like, they literally don't have to, yeah.
Exposing CBS News, that's the second one.
How Jewish Americans are not find a single person who says that that's wrong.
theo von
Hide from justice in Israel.
But can't they hide?
Can't most people say if you are, so these are people that are Israeli citizens?
candace owens
No, they can then become Israelis.
So they're American, right?
So if they just hop, if they're being like on a trial, you get to Israel, they'll protect you.
And so they went and went to where all these pedophiles are and spoke a lot about, you know, this, this, or I can't remember the name of the organization, but they did amazing work there, Jewish Community Watch.
That's what it is.
And so that's what I mean, where it's like there's also this wrong conflation that annoys me as well, because you have Jewish organizations who will objectively say this is wrong.
They recognize they are Americans.
They don't support pedophiles.
And yet the mainstream media is trying to conflate them and make them think that they have to defend the actions of this state.
And yeah, if you even talk about this, so say it's anti-Semitic, talk about this.
What are you talking about?
You're taking billions.
That's the difference here.
This is a country that is taking billions and billions and billions.
It's an American welfare state, you know?
And CBS jumped on it.
A CBS News investigation has found that many accused American pedophiles flee to Israel and bring them to, and bringing them justice can be difficult.
theo von
Okay.
Has been trying for years to find a candidate.
Carol's want to help bring to justice.
So Jimmy Caro, he's a one-in-man and is considered dangerous, accused of assaulting a nine-year-old girl in Oregon in 2000.
He fled to Israel before authorities in the U.S. could apprehend him.
But is this just one guy?
candace owens
No, no.
So this is a story about how they are doing this.
The main story is like that they were investigating is that there's so many people that did this.
theo von
Why do they allow it?
candace owens
Because they have special consideration and they are not allowed.
They don't have to give us back our pedophiles.
I don't know.
I don't, I never understand this random Israeli loopholes.
And it's, it's ridiculous.
And the fact that they can just call people anti-Semitic, like a sweeping allegation.
How dare you notice that this is happening over here?
You're you anti-Semite.
And it's like, you, we have every right to critique this nation because you take money from us, especially, right?
That means when we go to work and taxes are being taken away, we're paying to support this.
And then we're being gaslit by the media who's telling us that critiquing them in any way is an act of hatred for Jews, which is just such a nonsense.
theo von
Oh, I think I don't like that Netanyahu guy.
candace owens
I hate him.
theo von
That guy seems like an evil guy to me.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
He does seem that's pretty, that's like, I feel like he's letting his power levels maybe a little bit too obvious.
Like, I don't really like that guy.
shane cashman
Did we like how he handled COVID over there?
elijah schaffer
No, he was a tyrant.
He did the most vaccinations.
unidentified
Right.
shane cashman
He was a tyrant.
elijah schaffer
He was a tyrant.
But also, like, let's just say this.
He handled COVID like he handled Palestinian children.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Just got rid of that shit.
shane cashman
That's it.
Just easy.
The vaccine is a smaller version of the rockets they send to Gaza.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
They were just, what if they were just trying to vaccinate the children?
shane cashman
With the missiles.
elijah schaffer
With the missiles.
shane cashman
It just turns out that it vaporizes them.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
And you know what?
But as we find out here, I'm going to be completely upfront with you.
I by no means want Palestinians living.
Can we talk about this for a second?
Because this is a huge issue with the Groipers.
And I have no, I like, I like Groiper's.
I have no problem with Groipers.
But one of the things that I don't like was during this time, people really defending Palestinians and sort of like becoming pro-Palestinian.
I'm pro-understanding Palestinians' anger towards Israel, but I'm not like, oh, I like the Palestinians.
Like, it's like, it's like, you know, there could be a war between like Azerbaijan and Serbia or something like that.
And I could understand, you know, these people's, you know, plight, but I'm not trying to import them into my country.
shane cashman
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I may not back them up, including the Uyghurs in China.
Like, just because I understand that the Uyghurs are being persecuted by China, I'm not suddenly pro-Islam and then like want Uyghurs in my country and like Uyghurs are great.
shane cashman
Just because you're in a concentration camp doesn't mean we need you here.
That's what you're saying, right?
elijah schaffer
That's what I was saying.
There was a, you know, what's crazy?
Imagine you complain for 2,000 years about not having a place, a country to live, and then you get that country through, like, it's yours and it's growing and you refuse to live there and then complain about everyone doesn't want you in their country while you literally have your, I know it doesn't happen, but like think about if you had, like, imagine if like people were like, hey, we got it, we got to get out of the queen's persecution in England.
And then let's, this is a hypothetical.
This didn't happen.
And then they like go and like start a country over in like, I don't know, we'll call it like America or something like that, right?
So they start like this country.
It's the United States or something.
And then they go and then they're like, it exists.
And then they all leave the United States, go back to England and then go, dah, the persecution here.
You've got to change your whole system and all your laws because back in America, we have freedom and that's where we lived.
And you're like, wait, but that country still exists.
Why don't you just go there?
Like, well, because I'm English.
It's like, wait a second.
But then why did you start that country if you guys didn't want to live there?
Why are you in my country making laws to me and my people about in England trying to change the crown and everything when you literally already did that over there?
And it's like, wouldn't that be freaking crazy if that was a thing?
shane cashman
I don't know why, but somehow that sounds very anti-Semitic.
elijah schaffer
I'm talking about Americans and the English.
You know what I mean?
shane cashman
That's so weird.
elijah schaffer
Well, the English are black now, so it'd be racist.
shane cashman
Yeah, I'm anti-everyone.
Like, I just want to work on this country and I'm anti-everything, isolationist until we can fix our own issues.
michael mendoza
Also, really quickly, I want to give a shout out to Land Solo.
unidentified
Let's go.
michael mendoza
He became a monthly supporter.
We haven't gotten a lot of those through Rumble yet.
On locals, people subscribing locals, but shout out.
If you want to support the show, you can go onto the channel.
You can go onto the video right below the video.
You can subscribe right there.
So shout out to Lan Solo.
Doesn't happen very often, but by the way.
shane cashman
That's awesome.
elijah schaffer
Speaking of, this is actually pretty sketchy.
Someone also sent in a meme.
Doomsday Cracker set this in on a locals chat as well, right here.
I'll go to my screen.
Boom.
There you go.
michael hennessey
There it is.
I've been loving this.
michael mendoza
You have to squeeze.
shane cashman
These are quickly becoming my sleep demons.
There are so many.
The 3D vans that spin slowly.
elijah schaffer
Dude, yes.
shane cashman
I think I saw it on my ceiling last night when I had sleep paralysis.
elijah schaffer
Did you know about this, though, by the way?
Top Jimmy68 also sent in a $5 super chat said, haven't been able to catch a live in a while.
Just wanted to say, good job on the Tim Pools Culture War.
Thanks for representing me and the boys E. Let's go.
I actually, this is like not a joke.
I can't, I'll lightly say this.
Shortly before, this is actually kind of like karma for people complaining about memes.
I got in serious trouble over a meme about a couple weeks ago regarding JD Vance.
And it came from JD Vance's people.
Like it was like very serious problem, like had a very serious problem.
Because I do have a journalist job, so do you too.
And it was like considered disrespecting the administration.
And it jeopardized some of my colleagues and people's position to be able to report in the White House and stuff.
shane cashman
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Legitimately.
That's ridiculous.
And then a week later, he became the number one meme in the world.
shane cashman
It's ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
And I couldn't, I was like, God, are you there?
Like, I got in trouble and almost lost a big contract over a JD Vance meeting.
And then everyone decided the next week to meme him into oblivion.
shane cashman
Because the rights become a monolith in a lot of ways, and they need approval from the rest of their friends to do stuff.
I think it's ridiculous.
This administration doesn't really like to be criticized.
elijah schaffer
We were talking about this.
Listen to this, Mike.
This is actually really important.
So I brought this up to you.
And I'm going to say the exact thing I said to you.
And I want you to bring this up.
And you would know about this too.
Is I go, it's interesting because I've always thought it's weird.
I'll put it into two categories.
The administration will talk to ABC, NBC, who are like, just spread lies and slander.
I mean, they go after Trump's kids and they'll let them in the White House.
They'll let them come on Air Force One, et cetera.
Same thing goes with the independent media, right?
Like Daily Wire will have them like porn stars who have like getting just their assholes racked out by cocks, you know?
And I know that because Pearl posted it, Pearl Davis Murray was like, oh, yeah.
Nala, did you really change?
And Nala's just getting like anally, you know, penetrated.
And I was like, wow, it's six in the morning.
Thanks, Pearl.
But they'll have that on, though, like Destiny on.
And then like, they won't have like Ian Carroll on or Meon or you on.
This is weird.
The right is the most discriminatory against itself, particularly against people who don't fall in line.
And I was like, isn't that weird?
They police people like you and me who think 99% the same because we disagree on like several issues.
shane cashman
But you have legitimate concerns and criticisms that they don't want to deal with.
So they'll talk to the left because the left hates them and criticizes them for all the wrong reasons, right?
Even Elon.
You know, I have, I believe I have legitimate criticisms against Elon for a lot of reasons.
Technocracy, Neurolink, anti-human, anti-Christian, lots of reasons.
Although I think he's a very smart guy and I love Doge.
But the right doesn't want to hear that from the right.
The right only wants to hear the bad criticisms from the left.
He's a Nazi.
He wants to be horrible.
And it's easy for them to shut it down.
That's why Ben likes to go around college campuses and shoot down people instead of talking to people with legitimate criticisms.
elijah schaffer
I've heard there's some Muslims who like to go around in cars and take people down to in Germany recently.
It's kind of, it's interesting.
Semitic people, they have they like to take people down that are easy targets.
shane cashman
That's right, just drive right on through.
elijah schaffer
It is true, right?
It's like the Muslims, the Jews, they're all trying to just bombing like families.
They love the easy targets.
By the way, I'm not justifying Islamic terrorism.
I just want to say I completely understand why Muslims like run through our Christmas markets and stuff.
michael hennessey
Like, this is a recent, this is called live footage.
unidentified
Wow.
shane cashman
This is happening right now.
michael mendoza
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
There's Christmas in Germany right now.
michael hennessey
Why would that car do that?
It's obviously not the job.
shane cashman
Good point.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
michael mendoza
That car died.
Is that a Bugatti?
Andrew Andrew Tate?
This is why the Santa Snapped.
michael hennessey
Ah, this is Miami.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, it is.
michael mendoza
All right, actually, what is Ellie?
elijah schaffer
That's what Andrew Tate did, and that's why the right hates him because he's like, we're winning this election.
But I also was going to say, on a purely ideological note, someone will clip this out and say I'm being pro-Islam.
I'm not at all.
But like, I actually, I was trying to understand their tactics a couple like the other day when they just went through a Christmas market, another Christmas market, a spring market or whatever, and just killed a bunch of people.
I go, why that?
And then I text my friend and he just writes me back, why would Muslims kill innocent people in inhumane, indiscriminatory attacks to send a message?
And he just like sends me like an image of Gaza.
And I was like, oh, they're like, wait, so like, you're saying that that country's actions are like, wait, like, huh?
Yeah, exactly.
unidentified
It makes sense.
elijah schaffer
Like, oh, once again, we have to pay the consequence for their sins type of things.
But you know what I'm talking about.
shane cashman
Well, it's just got a lower budget.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's a lower budget Gaza war, and it's, but it's not in Israel.
It's in our countries.
White people get to get killed instead because who are we?
shane cashman
That's right.
elijah schaffer
Well, we don't deserve anything.
shane cashman
Taxpayers that the taxes are going to the murders in other countries.
elijah schaffer
But you brought up Elon.
Okay.
Honest take, Hennessy.
I mean, Elon, good or bad guy.
michael hennessey
I have my troubles with Elon, especially with the whole H-1B thing that went through.
The transhuman, like you're saying, you know.
shane cashman
Just say it.
He's the Antichrist.
michael hennessey
I believe it.
I believe there's others that also maybe bring that up.
I got a pardon from one of them.
shane cashman
So he's an Antichrist.
unidentified
Yeah.
shane cashman
You got a pardon?
michael hennessey
Yeah, presidential party.
michael mendoza
Oh, you don't know the lawyer yet.
shane cashman
You don't know the lawyer yet.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Look, cupcakes on the tour.
shane cashman
How do you know that?
michael mendoza
Yeah, this guy was head of the oath.
I'm just kidding.
elijah schaffer
This is Ray Epps.
michael hennessey
I had these pipe bombs.
I don't understand why everybody got an apology.
michael mendoza
Now that's obviously a joke.
elijah schaffer
Obviously, that's a joke.
michael hennessey
No pipe bombs.
Only cupcakes.
elijah schaffer
Pipe bombs.
It was bombed when he was pipe by Michael.
shane cashman
That's his only fancy name.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pipe bombs.
michael hennessey
I'll have the link in the description so you can check that out.
elijah schaffer
No, but yeah, he actually got in allegedly in the Capitol on January 6th.
michael hennessey
So I was there.
shane cashman
Sick.
Well, congrats.
michael hennessey
Congrats.
shane cashman
I'm glad that you got a pardon for that little tour through the Capitol.
michael hennessey
Yeah, it was a nice tour.
I handed out cupcakes.
I had a wine bottle at one point.
I didn't bring it out of the Capitol.
I know the FBI was really worried about that.
Might have got shot out of my hand.
Who knows?
But yeah, so dodged five years.
shane cashman
Yeah.
That aside, I think Elon's enemy to the future of the humanity.
michael hennessey
I do.
I have my troubles.
shane cashman
Because he wants to build a technocracy because he wants to build a world that's a dystopian future run by robots.
He's even said recently that there will be more robots than humans on the planet in the next five or ten years.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
shane cashman
He wants you to have robots to babysit.
I think he, the vision he has of the future is completely against humans and against Christianity.
elijah schaffer
Do you know why I don't like AI?
shane cashman
Why?
elijah schaffer
Because Indians are involved in it.
shane cashman
Well, you know what to do now?
michael hennessey
You can smell the trouble.
Do you know what's coming?
shane cashman
Did you see that article?
elijah schaffer
I'm not even talking about the technology.
michael hennessey
I can just smell it coming.
shane cashman
There's an article, I think it was today or yesterday about they're using AI to mask the Indian accents on the callers.
Yeah.
To like make it more English sounding.
michael mendoza
Have you ever seen this before, Shane?
That Elon's grandfather was actually the leader of the technocracy in Canada.
shane cashman
He got kicked out of Canada for wanting to make a technocracy.
unidentified
Yeah.
shane cashman
A technocracy is a small government of like technological experts that run everything.
So what are the odds that this guy's grandson would be a technological expert now overseeing a country?
michael mendoza
You know what, Shane?
I hear you and everything, but hear me out.
shane cashman
I'm here.
I'm listening.
michael mendoza
He is lay epic meme lord.
He's tech support.
Let that sink in.
shane cashman
Oh, yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
shane cashman
Oh, cool.
michael mendoza
What do you think about that?
shane cashman
He's meaning his way into your heart because he's a con man.
He's a con man.
And like, what are the odds that Werner von Braum would write a book after Operation Paperclip when he came over to America when our government hired all the Nazis and he wrote a book about colonizing Mars and the government there was run by a guy named Elon.
People are like, well, Elon's maybe, it's just a popular name.
elijah schaffer
No, it's not.
shane cashman
No, it's not.
That's not a weird coincidence.
michael mendoza
Wait, you guys don't have Uncle Elon?
shane cashman
That's a weird question.
elijah schaffer
I'm probably the most likely to have one.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
shane cashman
What are the odds then that then we get an Elon that wants to colonize Mars?
elijah schaffer
Okay, look, I actually do want to talk about this because I feel like this is fascinating to me.
But I do want to remind you guys something very important here.
Obviously, we are in a situation where I'm not asked to build rockets.
I'm not going to Mars, right?
But I do have something awesome to share with you guys today.
Obviously, you're married, Shane.
You got a wife.
shane cashman
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And with women, you know, I come home and there's like, you know, bunny rabbits and like crosses places.
There's new pillows.
Just a lot of things that I would never spend my money on that all of a sudden that she buys.
And a lot of them I don't understand.
One thing that my wife has convinced me and I've been, I've been wife jack memed on is plants in the house.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Plants in the house, plants around the house.
Now, I'm obviously a city boy.
I'm not like an arborist.
I don't go around.
I don't understand all the different things about plants.
I know the biology, but I want something that just is not going to die.
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And then it dirties your car.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I'm just saying that because fast-growing trees is actually good when you have a wife like, me, we need a ficus.
And you're like, okay.
shane cashman
I married a florist.
So our house is covered.
Even though it's covered in this stuff.
elijah schaffer
So I want to know why.
I think I want to know why with Elon, but I want to play this clip of Candace with Theo, where she brings something up that I feel like is forbidden.
And the reason why I bring up the forbidden is because I think criticizing Elon is also forbidden, right?
I know that.
There's an entire Elon dick sucking cabal.
michael hennessey
You see it on Twitter all the time.
Even like when H-1B came out, everybody was just simping over.
shane cashman
Jeremy Boring is at the very front of the human centipede of Elon Musk.
elijah schaffer
You have a good story about that.
Listen to this, though.
She's on Theovon.
And I honestly, I know I'd get along with Theo.
I was just out in Nashville.
They're both out in Nashville.
Not saying I've ever met, met them, but if I ever did, we'd probably all get along.
But here's the deal.
Check this out.
theo von
Like, well, why do you think there's such a strong relationship between the two countries, Ben?
candace owens
Blackmail.
I think blackmail.
And I think this is the reason why we don't get to open the Epstein files.
You don't get to open the JFK files.
And I think it's a form of gaslighting us to pretend that our special friend and ally isn't just a person.
I mean, and by the way, parking aside America, other countries too.
You investigate anything.
I mean, I'm investigating Brigitte Macron and Israeli blackmail comes up in Morocco, Israeli blackmail comes up.
And so to pretend that we don't know that Israel is involved in blackmail operations is foolish.
And I get it.
theo von
I think all countries are probably involved in them.
candace owens
And I think that they have been like the, they have gotten it down to a science.
And there's no question in my mind that like sexual blackmail is what Jeffrey Epstein was involved in.
And I don't know if that means these, you know, people don't know when they go to these parties that the girls are underage.
And then it's like, haha, we've got you on tape, whatever it is.
And we can even taking a look at the Diddy case, you know, blackmail, these little black, these blackmail, powerful blackmail operations are definitely operating.
theo von
And that's actual blackmail.
candace owens
Yeah, it's true blackmail.
I mean, if you have hidden cameras and you're capturing people, doing drugs and sleeping with underage people.
So I think it's these are, these are blackmail operations.
And I think they've been going on for decades in America.
theo von
Speaking about Epstein, right?
How do you, how do you know he's not just a Jewish guy who is doing, who is being perverted or whatever, and that he was doing business?
Like there's no real connection that he works for Israel, though.
candace owens
Well, he had passports.
Yeah.
So, and then it's also his ties to Ghillen Maxwell, Ghillene's father, Robert Maxwell.
The whole Massad attended his funeral.
He died in very weird circumstances.
I don't think even people who are pro-Zionist would deny that he was obviously Israeli American intelligence.
And he had weird passports.
I mean, he had like a Saudi Arabian passport, an Israeli passport, an American passport.
theo von
Oh, he's perv in this.
candace owens
And yeah, and under different names, by the way.
He had working passports of these different countries with different names.
You can't just get that.
You know what I mean?
You can't just get these passports without being connected to the intelligence services.
And it was never made clear why he was so rich.
So who was giving him all that money?
Was this like black ops, our tax dollars going to give him this illusion of wealth and power so that he would party with all these billionaires?
And yes, you're right.
Blackmail operations happen all across the world.
I think America, in terms of just how America has been seized, that's the only explanation for how Israel's able to expand with such a small population.
And like, you know, somebody has to be fighting their wars.
Somebody has to be funding them.
We're funding them.
So I think we've just become like the piggy bank to them.
theo von
But what do we, but, but if that's the case, what is the cross relationship?
Because yeah, I mean, I think the Middle East is historically a place that's not super chill, you know?
So that's probably what a lot of people would say is like, oh, well, you need an ally there, right?
candace owens
Which is so stupid.
I hate when people just say stuff.
unidentified
Like one of my things that I mean, it's a strong theory, though.
candace owens
But it's not.
It's just people just say things that are said all the time.
Why the hell do we have any business in the Middle East at all?
Like, why are you just trying to tell me that, like, I need an ally?
And I actually don't.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Okay.
So can I just, we'll start before we go back to Elon.
One thing I like to say about Candace that I think is really important is that, man, usually when black things are in my face, they go up, not down.
shane cashman
You know, the OnlyFans thing was earlier.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
It's like, wow.
I'm going to have a really weird mic placement because it just keeps falling.
No, but like people that people like to criticize the people around me.
They're always trying to get me to condemn my friends.
You know, Andrew, Candace, Ian, we're all on friendly terms.
We all talk behind the scenes and they're all very, very kind individuals.
One of the ways Mike would know a lot about this and you probably know about this too, more Hennessy, but you'll figure this out from CPAC and everything.
What people try to do is they try to get you to condemn your allies.
And ally is a key word.
Ally doesn't really mean friend, right?
Ally means strategic partner.
Nobody in this industry is really my friend.
They're my allies or they're my enemies.
Strategic partnership does not mean I agree with everything you say.
It doesn't mean I agree with everything you do.
And whenever somebody smart ass in the con ink says, oh, do you like Candice?
You agree with everything she says?
You know what my answer always is?
Well, I don't typically even listen to black women.
unidentified
Like about anything, you know, not even like nothing.
elijah schaffer
And then we can break down women as well.
But oh, Candice, you're going to try to get me to attack her?
No.
She is my ally.
I will defend her and I will protect.
She is my, you know, I got to make a statement.
Say, Candice is my Israel.
unidentified
She's my greatest ally.
elijah schaffer
No, but she really is.
She's a really, really a good ally.
And it's like, obviously, when they say we're all coordinating, we don't coordinate like that.
We're all friends, though.
We all know each other because we've all been ostracized and beaten down.
But I think it's funny because like the mainstream is threatened by everyone in this in this spectrum to even you, meaning you're a part of an organization that they respect and like, but they won't have you on because you don't, you're not a yes man.
shane cashman
I said positive things about Kanye at a time.
elijah schaffer
Tell the people they don't know.
shane cashman
When you shouldn't.
When Ye came on Timcast IRL and then stormed off with Milo and Nick.
I was there and I ran into Kanye and we hit it off.
He invited me to LA.
Then I spent the weekend in LA with him going to church and Bible study and writing raps.
And we talked for a while after that.
elijah schaffer
Was he short?
shane cashman
I don't remember.
He had the boots on.
He had those crazy giant boots on.
elijah schaffer
You're seven foot one.
shane cashman
Yeah, I am.
I'm taller than Ian Carroll.
Ian.
No, Ian's like the tallest person I've met.
But Kanye, I know he's shorter than me, but those boots, I think, added some.
elijah schaffer
Can I say this?
I would pay for a picture with Ian Carroll and Joe Rogan.
michael mendoza
Me and Shane were just talking about this earlier, too.
shane cashman
There was no picture of that online.
michael mendoza
I'm sure.
shane cashman
I don't know.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And the reason why is because Ian Carroll is approximately three and a half Joe Rogan's.
unidentified
So, you know, like a giraffe.
shane cashman
But yeah, so after that, I wrote a story about my time with Kanye during A24.
And it was, you know, I didn't condemn him.
And at some point, I was booked or about to be booked on one of the Daily Wire shows.
And then I was told I was not allowed to do any Daily Wire shows because of my stance on Kanye, which is hilarious because then Daily Wire basically took the same position as Media Matters.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
shane cashman
Who also wrote a hit piece?
elijah schaffer
Do you know that Ben works with the ADL?
shane cashman
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So that's an opening.
shane cashman
Interesting connection there.
unidentified
Yeah.
Absolutely.
michael mendoza
Well, also, too, what I think is interesting is that, you know, they think that people have to be collaborating.
They have to be working behind the scenes because they like it's really projection because they because they can't even fathom that people would come to the same logical conclusion independently.
Whereas, I mean, they literally are all working together.
They're working with the ADL.
They're working with Media Matters, stop anti-Semitism for any kind of logical criticism of Israel.
So, I've had this projection.
shane cashman
Do you think, uh, wait, do you think Ben writes under a pen for Media Matters?
elijah schaffer
No, but but do you wait?
We never talked about this, and you, I don't think you've been around long enough to know this.
Um, another lesser-known Media Matters in ADL is called Mediite.
shane cashman
Oh, yeah, of course.
elijah schaffer
Okay, do you know that one of the main oh shit?
I get I get see when I say shit like this, I get calls, I get messages, even from my enemies, like, dude, you fucking messed up.
shane cashman
This is why you should say it.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but air it out, bro.
But I'm gonna be completely honest on my old show on the blaze, which by the way, I have a good relationship with now, surprisingly.
And I would like to say I have nothing ill to say about anyone there.
And I think they're a talented group of people who do great things.
shane cashman
We're healing, we're all healing.
elijah schaffer
And I also really like the CEO, he's a really good guy.
Um, and he's been very kind to me in the last year, and I appreciate the bridge healing.
You know, that's also means that you're probably doing well in life if people are willing to heal bridges, you know?
And so, because we build bridges, not walls, you know, that.
But, you know, in retrospect, there was one of the directors there that, you know, was helping with the show.
I mean, these are big crews, right?
You have a big crew of people.
This is, this is not a joke.
His wife was a writer for Mediite, and I would find that things that were said under the radar in the studio would make it into Mediaite, and things would get released, which is like people want to know how hit pieces were written about me and information was written before it even got to me.
It's because, well, somebody there is married to a lefty that works for Mediite.
And that's a real scary.
I don't know if he still works there, by the way.
I don't know.
So I'm not making any accusations, but I know his wife did work for Mediaite and it was under the radar.
I don't even if the executives know that.
But it's like that is pretty crazy when somebody who's there is like a plant and they would get really nervous around me because I knew.
And this is verifiable and this was like an open secret.
But it's like, I would fire somebody.
Honestly, I'm just saying, like, Mike or anyone, if your wife or like work for the ADL, I'll just fire you.
Like, hey, man, I'm going to have to either, there's two options here.
You're either have to get fired or I'm going to have to hand you over the cartels.
You know what I mean?
shane cashman
Yeah, that can't happen.
You're inviting the enemy into your place.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I know I've worked with feminists before, and that was the worst decision of my life.
You're inviting the enemy.
Why don't you start a show with a woman?
Oh, good idea, Elijah.
michael hennessey
You don't even allow him in the office.
No, you have a strict law on that.
elijah schaffer
Except for Joey.
Yeah, he used to be a woman, though.
michael hennessey
Can we get a hashtag rape Joey in the comments again?
michael mendoza
Let's go.
Hashtag rape Joey.
michael hennessey
Hashtag rape Joey.
michael mendoza
Rape Just kidding.
unidentified
Just kidding.
michael mendoza
Rumble.
Sorry about that.
elijah schaffer
Sorry.
Rape jokes are not funny, but it is a funny joke we're talking about.
Your boys.
shane cashman
That's right.
elijah schaffer
And we're talking about not real rape when we're talking about raping his financial pockets.
shane cashman
Well, yeah.
And certain rape is constructive criticism.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, I know Elijah was enough to have a hit piece written about him.
Kind of cool.
There's been, I think we're up to now.
I tracked him.
We're like 41 hit pieces, actually.
unidentified
Nice.
Yeah.
shane cashman
And you should print them out and put them on the wall.
elijah schaffer
We used to have a segment where we just went over every week the new hit pieces, and we've had like two in the last week.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
And yeah, well, yeah.
And I was going to say, we're back on right wing watches radar.
So, you know, shouts out to us.
shane cashman
I think I've only had a few Media Matters articles, and they're always beautiful.
I love them.
You should collect them.
elijah schaffer
Well, listen, all I was going to say, I even, did I not warn you before you came on?
unidentified
I was like, hey, by the way, the people.
shane cashman
Which people?
elijah schaffer
Hindus.
michael mendoza
Who's they though?
unidentified
Yeah.
Hindus.
elijah schaffer
The Hindus are after us again.
shane cashman
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I want to tell you this.
I take it as a compliment.
There's this website that's like a daily beast offshoot called AngryWhite Men.com.
I don't know if you know about that.
Yeah, it's Angry White Men.
They have like an entire column dedicated to me.
They're very well read in the left with it.
Antifa journal.
And you know what, though?
I actually, I want to repeat this.
Whoever is the graphic designer behind Angry White Men, I will fire Mike tomorrow and I will hire you.
michael mendoza
Understandable.
elijah schaffer
I will hire you.
You make.
shane cashman
Can we look at it?
elijah schaffer
Dude, it's like it's like blue-haired feminists making a good cup of coffee.
shane cashman
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Like gay trans Antifa make such fucking good art.
Like, it's like the aesthetics is just like, it's there, man.
Lefties know how to create.
You know what I mean?
So it's like these people are like angry white men.
Look up on, watch, type it in.
Just, well, don't bring it up.
Yeah, I don't want to promote their website.
Don't like, don't promote their website.
No, it's just go ahead and type in Elijah Schaefer.
And they have article, just whatever is dedicated.
And I believe they were working with the Australian government.
But all I was going to say was, is the fact is that when you're getting hit on, not by women, but by this, if you get hit on by gay guys and by the Jewish media, it's not good.
And I have a problem with both.
shane cashman
Yeah.
michael hennessey
I felt like Ari was trying to do that with you.
All right, Penny, my handler.
elijah schaffer
Tell them about that.
michael hennessey
No, he actually got a handler at CPAC when we were at CPAC.
unidentified
I mean, this guy, this guy popped up out of nowhere.
michael hennessey
There it is.
elijah schaffer
Elijah Schaefer uses Tim Cast IRL appearances to defend white supremacy.
michael hennessey
Look at Tim Shafer.
michael mendoza
Have you seen this man?
andrew tate
I never seen this article.
elijah schaffer
This was what?
Culture War.
michael mendoza
No, no, no, no.
This was from the...
elijah schaffer
What is this?
michael mendoza
I don't think this is the recent one.
No, no, this is from May 62.
shane cashman
Imagine if they actually used a picture of you making yourself look short next to him instead.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
andrew tate
Why would they use that?
shane cashman
Why didn't they use that?
So, wait, he had a handler, a C-PAC?
michael hennessey
Yeah, he ended up getting a handler of C-PAC.
I mean, this guy came out of nowhere.
As soon as Elijah walked by, he's like, Elijah Schaefer?
Interesting.
And this guy ends up following us everywhere.
I mean, we went to go get food.
The guy's following us.
He tried inviting you to that dinner.
What was the dinner?
elijah schaffer
He invited me.
He gave me a VIP invite to Shabbat dinner.
andrew tate
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
They have so many articles, by the way.
It's crazy.
michael mendoza
Shout out, Ron Uns.
Shout out, Ron.
elijah schaffer
All I was going to say is, I hope you get an article from the show.
shane cashman
That's sweet of them.
Yeah, I do.
elijah schaffer
Would Tim fire you from an article this show?
unidentified
I doubt it.
shane cashman
Of course not.
I doubt it.
I doubt it.
elijah schaffer
You know what I have to say?
But if you are making the article, make the thumbnail cool.
Aren't those cool thumbnails?
shane cashman
They look great.
elijah schaffer
Please, if you're going to put Shane in the, whoever's watching this, whoever the right-wing watch bitch is or whatever, please make Shane look cool because I sometimes get excited when I see the hit articles because like, and they also give you names.
They'll be like Elijah Schaefer, who abuses women, harasses women, and is a conspiracy theorist, and he hates Jewish people.
And you're like, yo, none of that's true, but like that would, that kind of makes me sound cool.
unidentified
Yeah, it's nice.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Like, it's not true, but like, yo, the guy's a woman-hating, Jew-hating, like, motherfucking conspiracy theorist, king of like right-wing Nazis.
That's not true, but like, you are making me sound cooler than I am.
shane cashman
Yeah, I was on some kind of list of like IRL guests that should be scary IRL guests.
I forget why.
Conspiracy theories, probably.
I forget what qualifiers are.
Yeah, because I'm seven foot one.
michael mendoza
I love this one, by the way.
Elijah Schaefer hosts Holocaust denier Ron Uns.
He's Jewish.
shane cashman
That's amazing.
Yeah, Ron Uns is.
They have the star of David behind you, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it says Elijah Schaefer hosts the Holocaust Denier Ron Uns.
He's Jewish.
shane cashman
Do they say that in the article?
Do they actually not?
elijah schaffer
The best one was that BET interview with, dude, you guys are, if you're new to the show, you're away from the lore.
Like last year, it was like the BET interview with DDG.
I thought about suing him because he was like, yo, it just drops on BET.
It was shocking.
The guy's like, yo, like, so you're with Haley Bailey.
Also, we got to talk about Elijah Schaefer.
andrew tate
It's like BET.
elijah schaffer
It's like fucking like black anti-televentions.
Like, someone sent me the clip.
I'm like, why am I being mentioned on here?
unidentified
Like, he disrespect your wife, your girl, you know.
elijah schaffer
And he's like, the rapper just goes straight to the throat.
He's like, well, you know, Elijah Schaefer is, he looks like a clown, you know?
And he rapes people.
unidentified
I was like, that's a lie.
michael hennessey
Only our intern have ever seen you do that with.
That's the only time.
elijah schaffer
And also, it wasn't rape with Shane because Shane said it was okay.
michael hennessey
Yeah, he said Van Man to boob it up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
shane cashman
Consent forms whenever you're talking about it.
unidentified
All right.
michael hennessey
Shout out to Van Man.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to Van Man, actually.
shane cashman
What a segue.
What a segue, people.
elijah schaffer
I want to talk to you guys about Shane's favorite product, Van Man.
I recently came across this company, obviously, because of Mike.
It's always Mike.
But honestly, guys, okay, this is actually real.
This is true.
Do you know about Van Man?
shane cashman
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
Because you have young kids.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
And one thing you know is that everything is like when you're a parent of like new kids, everything's either death or life.
Like it's like, okay, that will kill my kid.
That will not kill my kid.
And then with women, whether they're pregnant, not pregnant, on their period, off their period, having a good week, a bad week, whether they're young or they're old, everything is death or life, either way.
shane cashman
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, should I say something or should I have peace of mind?
You know what I mean?
shane cashman
I'm going to say it.
elijah schaffer
Let's go.
One thing that happens when you start getting my age, you start getting over 25, you start caring about like chemicals in your body and what's going on you.
And you find it like bears getting sued now for having carcinogens in their health products.
Johnson and Johnson got sued.
Basically, you need to find a way to find companies.
You can't figure out which companies are killing you.
You can find out what companies are not killing you and what are helping you.
And you can do that by switching to holistic products like vanman.shop slash Elijah.
This is the beef tallow balm.
I know it sounds weird if you're not in the health world.
Mike, you know the sounds.
We talk about beef tallow.
People are like, isn't that like baking, like bacon fat?
It's like, can you please tell them what this is?
Because this is like not a joke.
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, honestly, it sounds weird, but I mean, just go to the store, go to CFS go target, look at like a Neutrogena moisturizer.
There's 20 things on there that you can't even pronounce.
But I mean, once I first started using it, yeah, it does honestly like it smells like beef.
It smells like bacon or something, but it works extremely well.
You'll be shining.
You'll be glistening.
It's the best moisturizer out there.
So, I mean, I'd highly recommend.
elijah schaffer
And, you know, no, but I'm saying, no, beef tallow does smell like beef.
However, not this, because the reason why is I'll give you a sniff test.
They've infused it with essential oils and with honey.
So it gives the perfect moisturization.
But if you're greasy or dry, it basically locks in and helps you from like aging.
You don't have to get Botox.
Plus, they also have like fluoride-free toothpowder.
They have the metal-free deodorant.
This is stuff that's really important.
And guys, look, I know, even me, like, I still have some of like the anti-perspirant with the aluminum or whatever in it.
And I'll use it like when I'm around like people, but like just in the day around my family, I try to use as little of the chemicals as possible.
And my favorite thing is summer's coming up, the sunscreen without carcinogens.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's a big one, the face sunscreen.
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So check it out.
Also, black do crack as well.
They do it, like smoke it, but they don't crack.
White people do meth.
So there's that as well.
But you know, if you're trying to get off the stuff, actually smell this.
shane cashman
It's an actual dude.
I'm all about beef tallow.
It's great.
Yeah, it's great.
I have the Irish potato complexion.
So this stuff is great for me, you know?
elijah schaffer
Dude, you're literally looking at it.
I'm literally was my ethnicity is starch on my own.
Yeah.
So check it out at vanman.shop slash Elijah promo code Elijah for 10% off.
You got to check out these products for your family today.
I want to look at something here, kind of important here.
So kind of some of the stuff is Candice was also talking to Theo.
We're kind of like on a topic.
This is how we used to do slightly offensive back in the day.
You never went on in Blaze, right?
shane cashman
Not at Blaze now.
elijah schaffer
So we used to do this.
We used to, this show used to avoid the news and we just kept cultural topics the whole time.
And then we just watched clips and then shot the shit.
It's my favorite way of doing the show.
We already do VNN, which is like a great news show.
michael hennessey
It's more of a deep dive.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And you know what?
I want to remind people.
So if you like this show, this is actually not a joke.
If you like this show and you're like, hey, I do like this, but I'd like to hear Elijah.
You know, I'd like to hear him, you know, talk about the news.
I'd like to hear some stories where maybe like, you know, whatever.
Check this out.
Like, you know, we just did an episode yesterday.
You should check this out here.
Check, check.
Let me see if I can go here.
Yeah, here we go.
Boom, boom, boom.
Wait, where is this?
Okay, go to my screen.
Here we go.
So you can see there's like, we have like a real news show here.
And look, people like it.
What is that?
unidentified
Boom.
elijah schaffer
117,000 views.
And that's what it's doing like every episode.
People like the show.
It's got a lot of views.
You might not have known that, but that's why I remind you guys to follow me at locals so you'd know ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
But you can follow, this is another one of my networks here.
I don't know if you guys know this, but I run a news network called Vigilant News Network.
And you can find it there on Rumble.
You should follow it.
But I want to watch this video because basically Theo Vaughn realized what we all realized.
We are so fucked with what's going on.
Watch.
candace owens
The clothes, like, I just don't, I kind of like to mind my business like a little bit if that's possible.
If America could employ that foreign policy for a bit, it'd be great.
theo von
I agree with that.
That's how exactly how I feel.
But I do think that we're so fucked in the Middle East because we've started so much.
You know, we've been just as bad as any other country as about causing trouble in places, you know?
candace owens
And for whose benefit?
Who has benefited from that?
All of the stuff we did in the Middle East who's benefited from that.
The answer is Israel.
Okay.
We have not, America has not benefited from any of these wars.
Why did we just have all of these daughters and sons dying in the Middle East?
Is America a safer country?
Our borders are wide open.
Are we a cleaner country than before we got into these wars?
Are we like, do you remember the glory days?
Were you alive in the 90s?
Things were so chill in the 90s.
I feel like I always go back to that.
I'm like, I swear in the 90s, everybody was chill.
We're happy.
We're wearing overalls.
We were saving up money for Disney in like those big Poland spring bottles.
At least I was, we were in my house.
And then I just feel like September 11th happened and we just could not stop being involved in stuff.
And we were told that it was because it was going to make us safer.
And it didn't make us safer.
All I know, I don't feel safer when I have to just like strip dance at every airport.
We used to not have to do that as a matter of fact.
You should just get on the plane.
theo von
Unbelievable.
candace owens
And they never found anybody with a shoe bomb.
It was just this illusion of Middle Eastern terrorism that made us give up all of our rights.
Things used to be cleaner.
The streets used to be cleaner.
There was in America before we decided to get involved in everybody's business.
theo von
You can't blame that all on Israel, though, I don't think.
candace owens
Well, I'm saying that I'm talking now about our Middle Eastern policy.
unidentified
Right.
theo von
Well, yeah, I think we've created so much carnage over there that now you have children who hate America.
You have places that hate America.
And the sad part I agree with you on is that, yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right.
It is, it is pretty funny, right?
He's like, we're so fucked in the Middle East because we started so much.
Have you ever seen that map, by the way, of all the countries we've been to war with in like the last 25 years?
And then it's like a map of all the countries that Netanyahu said that we needed to destabilize to keep Israel strong in the 90s speech in front of the U.S. and the UN.
And it was like, the only one we haven't gone to war with yet is Iran.
But yet we did stoke a war between Iraq and Iran in the 1980s.
shane cashman
Yeah.
It seems like we're getting there.
michael hennessey
Yeah, they're heading towards.
shane cashman
Also, also, I just want to say war in quotes since we've never actually declared.
We haven't declared war since the 40s.
So we just keep messing with people because we like it.
elijah schaffer
Also, sorry, somebody's in the chat.
Spondufer has said, Merch said that you were gay.
Sorry, I love you.
Please, actually, Mike can witness this because Mike walked in on it.
So I will just, I wasn't going to do this.
Do you know Mersh and Royce?
shane cashman
I've heard of him, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, Merch and I did have sex.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
shane cashman
There's a picture of it on the wall.
elijah schaffer
And it's printed out, and I give it to every guest, and they come in.
shane cashman
Shane, what do you think of it?
I was appalled.
elijah schaffer
It was kind of gross.
shane cashman
And I'm not going over there again.
michael mendoza
And they're coming back on April 17th for more.
elijah schaffer
They come on my back.
michael mendoza
I can't say that's the same.
michael hennessey
It's nice that you take the bottom approach.
elijah schaffer
I do.
michael hennessey
You know, just because it's a guest, you want to bring him in.
You're like, you know what?
I'll be in the podcast.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you take the bottom.
shane cashman
It's a good friend.
elijah schaffer
You don't want to come out on top.
shane cashman
It's a good friend.
elijah schaffer
But you might come on the top.
But Mersh and I, honestly, like, I'll tell you, you know, he's a big guy.
And, you know, but like, you know, it wouldn't be the first big guy I've been in a sexual relationship with.
unidentified
Remember, what was the other guy that I was with?
michael mendoza
Which one?
elijah schaffer
Ethan Ralph.
michael mendoza
Oh, Ethan Rice's confused.
elijah schaffer
Ethan Ralph.
Ethan Ralph and I used to be intermarried.
michael mendoza
Remember?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Now we're friends now.
Now we're friends.
I like, I mean, Ethan's great.
I like Ethan Ralph.
michael mendoza
Also, shout out Cheetah Man.
Cheetah Man says, or Cheetah Men, Almost Serious is killing it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And by the way, tomorrow, a new episode of Almost Serious, Shane will be on.
He's talking about the Merch sex tape.
shane cashman
That's right.
elijah schaffer
It's a big drop.
It's an hour and 20 minutes of Merch sex stories, which is crazy.
shane cashman
And Elijah just read.
He just read the narration to me.
The whole transcript.
Just sitting there like, what?
michael mendoza
This is clap, Then merch night.
shane cashman
No, Elijah just screamed Jews every time.
That's when he calls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
You got to say Jew to the safe word.
unidentified
That's right.
michael mendoza
That's right.
unidentified
Holocaust.
shane cashman
He's wearing a net and yahoo mask the entire time.
elijah schaffer
It's really disturbing.
I want to talk a little bit about your thoughts on what's going on with Elon Musk because there's kind of like this dick swinging conversation going around and it comes upon the ability of this.
You know, right now, Panama is being purchased.
I don't know if you know about this by BlackRock.
And on one hand, I'll be completely honest with Transparent with you guys.
I am on payroll with like the GOP and I'm a consultant and I'm very transparent about that.
And I've been paid $1,300 to put out a couple tweets of just talking about what's going on.
And it doesn't conflict with my views because if I'm just being paid to tell people what's happening, I don't think that's weird.
If they ask me to support it or to promote it, I won't take the money.
But if you're like, hey, can you just share these news stories about what's happening for $1,300?
I go, sure.
Because putting out a tweet for $650 is really $700 is actually easy ass work.
And that's why my job's really easy.
It's not a real job.
So I did.
And then I didn't know when it was BlackRock.
They're like, hey, the Panama is being brought back into American control.
The Trump and Min wants this information to go out.
Can you put this on your Twitter?
I took the money.
I put it out in the last 24 hours.
And it is interesting because I didn't realize until after I'd shared the story that I looked into them.
I was like, no, this is BlackRock.
Huh?
I can't word this that I support this.
Listen to this story because this goes into the billionaires, corruption.
We're getting into some Elon stuff here.
Listen to this.
This is actually, by the way, guys, so you know, if you're new to the show, you can call me whatever you want, but I'm always very transparent where I get my money, who I work with.
Like, I just told you, I was like, yeah, we're taking polymarket money sometimes.
I don't care.
I think it's sketchy when people don't share that they get their money from.
shane cashman
Israel, Israel is also funding this.
elijah schaffer
Well, Netanyahu specifically.
Actually, his son, you know?
No, I'm compromised because Israel blackmailed me having sex with a 13-year-old girl in Nepstein's Island.
Like Mike told me, it's like, this is every, they'll get over it, right, Mike?
You were like, come on.
michael mendoza
And also, to be fair, just to defend Elijah, you know, when he was taking money from BlackRock, he thought it was coming from Black Hawk.
So, you know, he's, you know, which is normal, which is understandable.
elijah schaffer
What you told me was the user that was already in my DM since everyone has access.
unidentified
You're like, bro, you just said yes to BlackRock, not Black Hawk.
Oh, got him.
elijah schaffer
And that's why I didn't try to take money from Polymarket from Peter Thiel.
I just thought it was my Peter, which is obviously, you know, again, it was a Peter.
It was a Peter reference.
All right.
BlackRock strikes $23 billion deal to place Panama Canal ports under American control.
Hong Kong-based conglomerate that operates the ports near Panama Canal has agreed to sell shares.
unidentified
There you go.
elijah schaffer
It's going to sell shares of these units that operate the ports to a consortium, including BlackRock.
After President Trump alleged Chinese interference with the operations of the critical shipping lane, in a press release, C.K. Hutchinson, not to be confused with Louis C.K. or Louis KC, said Tuesday that it would sell all shares in Hutchinson Port Holdings and all shares in Hutchinson Port Group in a deal valued at $22.8 billion.
The two units hold 80% of Hutchinson ports groups that operate 43 ports in 23 countries, including two of the four major ports that exist along the Panama Canal.
The deal will give the BlackRock Consortium control over 43 ports in 23 countries, including Mexico, the Netherlands, Egypt, Australia, Pakistan, and elsewhere.
The consortium comprised of BlackRock Global Infrastructure Partners and Terminal Investment Limited will require 95 or acquire 90% of interest in Panama ports, company which owns and operates the ports of Balboa and Crystal Ball in Panama, according to the filing.
Sorry, it's hard for me to read off that screen and this screen's too small.
So I should probably zoom in.
There you go.
Okay.
So we're talking about BlackRock.
We're talking about this idea of things that appear good, but may not be good.
America controlling Panama?
Good for us.
Okay.
Totally good for us.
BlackRock, an American corporation controlling Panama.
unidentified
Hmm.
shane cashman
This is all pointing towards the technocracy.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And so you're suspicious of this.
I'd love to get your take on this issue and also kind of shedding light on the same parallel so people don't think you're just like an anti-Elon, you know, hack or something.
unidentified
You have real suspicions because you look at this, you go, I like Doge.
shane cashman
I like what Doge is doing.
I think Elon is really smart.
But I think a lot of these guys who are closest to Trump right now are very interested in turning the country into a corporation and the president into a CEO.
Those are their words, right?
Peter Thiel is JD Vance's mentor.
Elon Musk and Peter Thiel are homies.
Vivek is part of it as well.
These are people with ties to Silicon Valley who all look up to someone like Curtis Yarvin who writes about this stuff about a technocracy.
And there's things Curtis says that I agree with in terms of the democracy, right?
That the right in America doesn't show really show power when they're actually in power, which they're kind of doing now to some degree.
However, where I diverge from him is I don't want a technocracy because a technocracy is like a small group of experts in this corporation that they call it running everything.
And post-COVID, during COVID, we learned that experts, there's no such thing.
We might have known that, but the world found out that experts are dead and they're not experts.
They're ideologues, right?
So how do you determine who's an expert and who can run the country?
So BlackRock owning so much.
And then the other day on the Elon Rogan interview, I think Elon even said, oh, is BlackRock a bad company?
Was that a, I don't know if you guys saw that interview.
elijah schaffer
No, I didn't.
shane cashman
But I was like, oh, that's interesting.
That's an interesting little sound.
Unless I'm forgetting, or, you know, I might be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure he said, oh, is BlackRock a bad company?
Which in retrospect is funny now thinking about this.
And now, with Elon running, I also thought it was funny at the State of the Union when everyone's clapping about not having unelected bureaucrats.
But technically, Elon is an unelected bureaucrat.
Although I agree with what he's doing with Doge.
So, all that's to say is the technocracy that we're moving towards, in my mind, is a danger to this country and to humanity.
And, you know, what Curtis Yarvin would say, a lot of these people like Teal references Jarvin a lot, is that they do want to implement some sort of AI government, right?
That's that's what Rogan and Elon just talked about.
Rogan has said we should have an AI government because it'll be more objective.
How are you going to have something that's objective?
elijah schaffer
I haven't heard of this, honestly.
shane cashman
Oh, it's insane.
Yeah.
My fear with Doge is that after we cut everything, which we should totally cut, they're going to replace it with AI because a lot of these people think AI is objective, you know, but it's it's a it's a monster, in my opinion, that's being made by flawed, obviously subjective people.
So then you're going to have a flawed subjective machine, just like when you saw like a lot of other AI creating like DEI type of answers, right?
Like Black George Washington or something.
You're never going to have a perfect, there's no such thing as perfect.
We're all flawed.
It's a fallen world.
So them implementing a lot of these things, which I agree with, I believe are going to lead to this corporate takeover of the country, which we're probably already at, that's being run by AI.
Who do you think is reading all of these emails with the five things you did last week?
It's not people.
It's Grok.
And it's being fed into Optimus, probably.
You know, it's being fed into the science at SpaceX so they can, so Elon can have a rocket that, you know, which he said, the rockets will be basically run by AI to get to Mars.
I don't agree with AI.
I forget where I said this earlier.
I was talking to Elijah.
You know, the Luddites get a bad rap.
I get called a Luddite a lot for criticizing Elon.
And they'll call me, they'll say, oh, he's a Luddite.
And they mean that what they think they mean is that Luddites were just anti-technology.
But that's not true.
Luddites get a bad rap.
Luddites were actually anti being replaced by autonomy.
They used the technology of the day on an individual basis.
It was when they started building factories filled with the machinery that would replace them when they started raiding them and being like, nah, we don't want this.
That's where I'm at with AI.
That's where I feel like we're going towards now because they're going to want to, you think, man, like every interview I've seen with an AI salesman like David Sachs or Elon or Altman, it's always like they're shrugging off the long-term consequences of AI.
They're like, they almost laugh it off.
I'm like, I'm worried about my grandkids.
I'm worried about my grandskid, my grandkids, the future.
Right.
And they're like, oh, it's going to be okay.
It's going to be fun.
Now it'll mow your yard.
It'll fold your laundry.
It could babysit for you.
It could answer all your questions.
It could write your email.
I'm like, you're going to sacrifice all of these menial tasks for what you think is luxury for dystopia.
And you're going to build a sky net.
That's just inevitable.
Trump is talking about building an iron dome here.
What happens when you build the iron dome and match that with the AI these people are building?
All right.
So Trump's second, like, I love Trump.
I voted for him, but it was reluctant because of his ties to Silicon Valley, because of Peter Thiel, because of Sam Altman, because of the rebrand of Elon and the rebrand of Zuckerberg.
And on the second day, Trump's second day in office, what would he do?
Project Stargate, $500 billion shrine to AI.
You know, just the other day, he did a $100 billion investment in, I forget, I think it was a Taiwanese company coming here to build microscopes.
elijah schaffer
He started a company called Cheng Kong Po Chao Right.
Kung PaoRights.com.
michael hennessey
And then with Elon's, with the AI that he has now, I remember reading an article where BlackRock actually paid into it right before the H-1B and everything came out.
They actually gave him a lot of funding was from BlackRock.
elijah schaffer
Yep.
unidentified
Yep.
shane cashman
So, I'm very skeptical of that because a lot of that stuff to me is antithetical to the future I want from my kids.
And it's that that is connected to everything I disagree with with Elon.
There's a lot of things I like.
elijah schaffer
Lunar Looter said, Bay Shane Cashman not sucking Elon off on Tim Cass.
Same for Mary She is based and notices.
It is hard, though, you know, taking the position you do because it is hard to not suck people off.
As we find out in this studio, it becomes really hard for all people.
shane cashman
Well, ever since I went to Daily Wire and I saw Jeremy Boring on his knees, yeah, can you please, can you please know?
elijah schaffer
Can you please listen?
Some of these inside stories are really important because I don't think people realize, you know, they see us on the screen, and it's a little bit like media becomes like intellectual porn.
And I mean this genuinely.
It's like, no, but it's like, it's like, okay, somebody goes out, you get your dick sucked, you're like, dude, I got a blowjob.
Oh my gosh.
And then you go to confession.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But like the guys will go on.
This is not a joke.
You go on and you'll see more naked women in six minutes than a king could see in his lifetime.
Right?
You're scrolling through pages.
Oh, I don't like her.
Whatever.
There's all this like, you know, random stuff.
And you're, but it's not sex.
Okay.
You're not getting the, there's so much more to sex that is not that.
Okay.
You're seeing it and you're probably seeing women out of your league.
Some of those people are involved in these conversations and they it's like porn to them.
It's like they're not having they're not brave.
They're not having these conversations in real life.
They're like spectating and they're like just watching political conversations because like it's not the real world.
Their family's liberal, whatever.
And they don't realize it's like, hey, we're just real people, normal ass folk that are just like, so is Jeremy and Ben and they're just regular ass people.
And we see them in the real world.
We see them off camera.
We hang around them.
We're in the same rooms as them.
And we know what they say.
We know their friends and the word.
It's a gossipy world and we get around.
And I think these stories are interesting.
You had an interaction, you know, at Daily Wire while Jeremy was there.
I've had many with him too, by the way.
Just reminding you guys when I went on Candace's show at Daily Wire and he was like, you're here?
Like a girl, like rolled his eyes.
I was like, aren't you a millionaire CEO?
He's acting like Joey.
He's an editor.
He's actually like the editor, Joey.
It's like he's like estrogen shots or something.
But no, but like you had this interaction with him.
I think it was very interesting.
What happened there on the election?
shane cashman
I was there election night with IRL and I just he kept saying Elon Musk is the greatest living American.
And it just made me like sick because I know how he feels about someone like Tate.
And I don't like Tate either.
Although I think Tate says a lot of interesting and appropriate like, no, like the things his criticisms of Israel, I agree with.
So it's like, I agree with a lot of things he says.
I just think he's a degenerate, you know, and a bad role model for a lot of young men.
But that said, I think Andrew Tate and Elon Musk have a lot in common.
So it's funny to me to hear Jeremy Boring talk about Tate one way, but Elon the other, only because he likes Elon now that he's pro-Trump.
But the Daily Wire wasn't even pro-Trump many different times, you know, throughout their career.
And people will be like, well, they've sued the government.
But, you know, we all know what Ben Shapiro said about vaccines.
Farrakhan had a better stance on vaccines than Ben Shapiro.
So it just made me sick having to sit there and listen to this guy talk about Elon that way because it's just tribal politics.
They just want someone who agrees with them and then says the things, the easy things.
Like, I hate the word woke.
I'm so over that word, although I understand such a lot of people.
elijah schaffer
You have the woke mind virus.
shane cashman
But once Elon says it, oh, he's the best.
He's the greatest living American.
michael hennessey
It becomes like a sports team a lot of the times with the way people are.
Like we build these people up and we're not holding them accountable for a lot of the things that they're doing.
It's like, oh, he says this.
We got to cheer it on.
And God forbid, if you go against any of the narrative that they're pushing.
unidentified
Yeah.
shane cashman
And it's just so funny.
Like, Elon leaves a wasteland of broken families behind him.
I would never call that the greatest living man.
michael hennessey
But then we bother Tate about it.
shane cashman
If Tate does something talking about women or things like that, well, Jeremy Boring and Andrew Tate both have cam girl wage slaves.
They both put people in front of cameras for money that they take themselves.
So they actually have a lot in common.
You know, they're both ball too.
If Boring took off the hair transplant and took steroids, that's a little Tate light.
That's a new tape.
michael hennessey
Skim a cigar will be like in the same place.
unidentified
Well, they both smoke cigars.
michael hennessey
No, it's a perfect.
shane cashman
How long till Tate's on Daily Wire until it's like acceptable?
You know, that's the thing.
The stuff with Daily Wire that I don't like is that they want to be rebellious and they want to subvert, but they only do it when it's an acceptable rebellion.
Whereas there's lots of people who say things way early and get extracted from society.
Like I really like Owen Benjamin.
Owen's been saying stuff for 10 years that are just now being acceptable, you know?
And I get why he's upset with people these days, but he's also gracious in other ways, you know?
And he and he has great, great insights into a lot of these things that he's had his finger on that pulse for lots of in lots of different ways for a long time.
But like that kind of, when you're a rebel, that's like almost coming back from the future, you're not accepted.
But when you're a rebel, when everyone else says it's okay, like now that it's like what I was saying earlier, Kanye said he loved Hitler, everyone had a meltdown.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
shane cashman
And now people are sighing, you know, at CPU.
elijah schaffer
Wait, people, people love Hitler?
shane cashman
There's a few, yeah.
unidentified
Oh my God.
shane cashman
Well, he's coming back.
This is a year I think Hitler's coming back.
elijah schaffer
Oh my gosh, Mike.
I'm just hearing about this for the first time.
michael hennessey
This is come back to me.
elijah schaffer
James Lindsay.
michael mendoza
James.
michael hennessey
James, what are you doing?
unidentified
James.
elijah schaffer
James.
Damn it, James.
michael hennessey
You're radicalizing them all.
elijah schaffer
People love him.
I just got to say this.
If anyone wants to cut this out, it sends us to me on X.
I can't believe we live in a society.
michael mendoza
You stop there.
I can't believe that we live in a society.
shane cashman
Just wait till Hitler comes back and does Rogan.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Wow.
michael mendoza
I'm going to do Theo first.
shane cashman
He'll do Theo first because that's how that works, right?
You got to do Theo or Lex Friedman first to get to Rogan.
But it'll happen.
elijah schaffer
Dude, you know what?
By the way, are you on X?
You should retweet the live stream.
shane cashman
My on X?
I thought I did.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know if you did.
You should retweet.
Because it is just so good.
It is so, so good.
That being said, I do think, let me see where we're at here on the stream.
If we're going into the second half, I think we are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're here into the second half.
All right, we're going to go on a, yes?
unidentified
Yep.
andrew tate
We're going to go on a break.
elijah schaffer
Let me tell you guys something real fast.
I just posted behind the scenes pictures into the locals chat of what it's like here.
I've been doing extra live streams.
And you know what's kind of sad?
We got no new monthly signups in the last week.
We got five new like email signs.
I guess we're kind of like gone and we did some other stuff.
It is free to join.
It doesn't cost you anything.
How have you guys not joined locals?
Click the join button on Rumble right there at join.
We got a lot to cover.
A lot.
We're going to be talking about a Jeremy Boring feud between Jeremy Boring feud between a black person.
What's his name?
Let me check, actually.
michael mendoza
Who's that?
unidentified
I don't know.
shane cashman
Justin Trudeau.
elijah schaffer
Oh, no, no, no, against Jason Whitlock.
You know what's sad?
Is Jason and I thought, I thought we got along.
I've been on his show.
It's a very good show.
And then, like, there was this day where everyone at Blaze Unfollowed me.
And I was like, why does it got to be like that?
shane cashman
You think there's like a mass email?
elijah schaffer
No, but it's like, why is it?
Why is it like we didn't have a problem?
Why do you be tribal like that?
In here, it's like, that's why, you know, and you're a black guy.
You know, the people who screwed over your community are screwing over my community too, you know?
shane cashman
Oh, uh-oh.
michael hennessey
Oh, is that the tribal music?
shane cashman
That is actually Jason.
You heard that Jason was in the studio.
elijah schaffer
No, but I like Jason Whitlock a lot.
I'm going to try to heal that relationship.
Look, look at this.
Look at that.
There's me.
That's a crazy.
I should bring back that look.
That's a crazy thing.
michael hennessey
Your hair looks so much darker, too.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that a crazy look?
That's a crazy.
That's back when I had a wardrobe budget.
And I had a salon.
I get my haircut for free every week.
shane cashman
You got makeup people coming by.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was wearing makeup there for sure.
shane cashman
Oh, yeah.
I've been in that studio.
elijah schaffer
It's not a bad look, though, right?
shane cashman
Powder your face up.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
I powdered your head up today.
shane cashman
I know that was a little uncomfortable.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, it was just too short.
I got, like, see this?
I should probably powder this up on the break.
Just came out.
shane cashman
Every time I make fun of Elon and Jeremy for being bald, my hair falls out more.
I've noticed.
But I'll take that.
elijah schaffer
Well, listen, we're going to Europa and chill for a second.
And we'll be back for a second.
By the way, you got to get on finasteride and monoxiles.
Do you know what that is?
shane cashman
It's too many chemicals.
elijah schaffer
No, it's saved by my hair grew back.
shane cashman
Yeah, but then there's, I just don't, I'd rather just go bald and be organic.
michael hennessey
You got to grow the beard then.
shane cashman
I might.
michael hennessey
You got to get the beard because it has to be a balance.
shane cashman
Everyone in my family ages like Bill Murray.
And that's my future.
michael hennessey
I definitely got to go on it, though.
My hair's thinning out right now.
And so it'll help out a lot.
michael mendoza
Well, or you can be Mexican.
unidentified
Yeah.
shane cashman
Wait, you can't tell he's Mexican because he's got like a white filter on.
unidentified
Well, yeah, for you guys, but you should see him in person.
michael hennessey
I mean, this guy is dark in person.
I'm like, damn.
You can check it out on Mike Mendoza OF.
You can see how dark he is.
elijah schaffer
Look at that.
michael mendoza
Okay.
Now you just really killed your mic, by the way.
Bunched your mic.
elijah schaffer
The bicep took it off.
We're getting there.
michael hennessey
That's from IGF.
That's where that muscles are coming.
elijah schaffer
We're getting in good.
Remember when MJ used to lust?
I love MJ.
When it was Leslie, she'd be like, she'd be like, freaking roll up your sleeves.
She'd be like, go, come on, show me your armpit hair.
So she would say something like, show me your armpit hair, baby.
michael hennessey
I still don't get why he does this every time we're in the studio.
Like, literally, he'll walk around the office and he's popping them out on us.
elijah schaffer
Come on, you have my shirt on.
michael hennessey
Yeah, today you do.
Most of the time, it's off.
unidentified
It's all of it's off.
elijah schaffer
No, but MJ, MJ did used to be like, oh, you know, making gains from jerking that staff off.
unidentified
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
See some horns.
All right.
All right.
We'll see you guys in a second.
That's what HRT does to you, right?
We'll see you guys in a second.
Give us three to five minutes and we'll be back.
It's a pee break.
Go grab a muffin, grab your petroleum jelly, call a black person, tell them you're sorry for the sins of your people.
We'll see you in a few minutes.
unidentified
All right,
elijah schaffer
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, a new STD was just announced.
It's called Kane Shashman.
Yeah.
Anyways, all right, we got a great show for you guys.
I know we lost a few.
I lost a few of you guys to the war in Gaza.
But you know what's kind of interesting here?
I want to talk about this Jeremy Boring stuff.
So Jason Whitlock, can I just tell you my disdain for this media sphere is like I've known Jason for many years.
We've never, we've never had an issue.
And, you know, I'm.
I message him and I'm like, yo, hey, good job on your recent takes.
And it's great.
Reads it, ignores it.
And I always think that that sort of like that weird like media elitism, like, I don't want to talk to you.
Where it's like, there's a human being in your field just addressing you.
Like, hey, like, it's not even like I like message him.
I haven't mentioned him in like years.
It's just like, hey, you know, this is a good thing.
But it's like, no, because these people don't want me to talk to you.
It's like, why can't people just be normal?
You know?
And it's like, if you don't like me, okay, but why can't you just at least take a compliment and be like, hey, thanks, you know?
Like, even if my enemy complimented me, I was like, hey, it was a good episode you did.
I'd still reply and be like, hey, thanks.
Kind of weird you writing me, but it's kind of cool.
What's up with that media?
Like, I can't acknowledge you.
shane cashman
It's a weird thing.
They're afraid of being kicked out of their little circle.
And so people, they won't like certain things online.
They'll stop.
Like, I know once I started criticizing Elon, a lot of people stopped talking to me in this space.
And there's people who just, you know, you write something people don't like and they'll stop associating with you.
And it's, you know, I don't like that.
I don't want to operate that way.
If you do something, I want to reward the people who do things that are awesome.
You know, even people who I might not work with anymore.
You know, I want to champion their successes.
And a lot of people, I don't know, want to just be a part of a club.
And I don't.
I don't really care about the club.
You know, I'll say what I want to say.
I will be friends with the people I want to be friends with.
And that's that.
And if anyone tells me otherwise, then I don't want to be a part of that person's group.
elijah schaffer
They do get a pretty cushy.
What's kind of crazy is like this studio is no different than like Whitlock Studio.
We have the same production value, same production crew, same people.
Like, I mean, the difference with my people and his people are my people are a little whiter.
And, you know, I think we're paid, what, about 99.7% less per hour than they are, right?
michael hennessey
You guys are making money?
elijah schaffer
They're making money, apparently.
But, Mike, what was it?
michael mendoza
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Did you say that our staff is 99.7% whiter?
elijah schaffer
And also makes 99% of the world.
michael hennessey
You're the separate one to myself.
unidentified
I know.
shane cashman
Well, I'm surprised it's a 0.3%.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
You're the one who changed that there.
elijah schaffer
Well, here's the deal.
No, but I was going to say, I don't like that.
And it's really frustrating to me.
And you know, I have this thing that I do when I go to CPAC.
You saw this.
I'm very kind to everyone.
I'm very outgoing.
I'm a very outgoing guy.
And I walk up to people.
You know, I kind of like, I feel like I kind of healed my relationship with, by the way, I'll say this publicly because he likes to talk publicly too.
I healed my relationship with the quartering.
shane cashman
Nice.
Yes.
How'd that go?
elijah schaffer
I walked up to him.
shane cashman
I know you didn't have a relationship.
elijah schaffer
Oh, well, he took Sydney's side in that whole thing.
And of course, the lawsuit got dismissed.
It was completely stupid.
But, but at the same time, like, you know, I was like, hey, I hope I literally just wrote him one time.
I was like, hey, I hope after that got dismissed and, you know, you realize that there's no reason to be my enemy.
And like, you made videos about me and everything like that.
Right.
And we're fine now.
And I walked up to him at the RNC and I was like, hey, what's up, man?
You know?
shane cashman
There's so many people in this space that I like a lot and they happen to not like each other.
And I'm hoping like we were just talking about this earlier.
I love Owen Benjamin.
I love Sam Tripoli.
They've had it out.
I love Miley Annapoulos and I also love Nick and they don't like each other at all.
And I'm like, man, all these people to me are brilliant.
And if they all got along and focus on the real enemy, too, they've got issues with each other that I don't like.
elijah schaffer
But I get it.
Saying, like, to me, it's like, Jared, I like Jerry.
I think Jeremy is a smart guy.
I think he has got good ideas.
I think he's very talented.
He's a good businessman.
And I never had anything against him.
It's like, well, some girl says we should like not be friends because of some bullshit.
You're going to like not be friends with me.
That's a weird thing.
And I feel like we're fine.
I texted me the other day, too.
I was telling him, yo, hey, some of these Tate leaks, I've got them.
And I'm just going to, I'm going to clue you in for your show.
Kind of like, why?
It's like, oh, because you got a big audience.
So I'm going to leak to you some information that's important about the Tate stuff because you have a big audience.
And people kind of think like, wait, what?
Like, why me?
Like, I haven't treated you well.
It's like, well, I'm thinking strategically here.
You have a big audience.
And I don't get financial benefit from giving you private info about what DeSantis is saying about Tate, but I will give it to you because you have a big audience and I want to give it to you because I want to get it out to the masses.
And it's like, I wish people thought like that more in our, in our, in our inside.
It's like, and also, we know it's the nice arc of Elijah Schaefer.
You should let go of all your beefs too.
I let them all go.
shane cashman
No, I like to have revenge toys.
elijah schaffer
I love all my beefs.
shane cashman
I will say this.
I was stoked that Jeremy hired my friend Hannah Clare.
elijah schaffer
That was nice, though.
michael mendoza
Big shout out.
shane cashman
I love Hannah Clare.
I think she's one of the smartest people out there.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to Jeremy.
I think Jeremy's on a redemption arc.
shane cashman
I think so.
Yeah.
No, I believe in radical redemption.
You know, we can redeem Hitler and we can redeem the quota.
michael mendoza
Oh, we can do more than redeem Hitler.
shane cashman
But hiring Hannah Clare.
Hiring Hannah Claire is a great.
I love Hannah.
elijah schaffer
Hitler can be redeemed.
shane cashman
Oh, he's been redeemed.
That's already happened, I thought.
Yeah.
Ben Shapiro just burst through the door.
We have to go to Sick Bird.
Aren't you Jewish?
I've been baptized, baby.
unidentified
Let's go.
michael hennessey
I watched it up.
That's what I'm talking about, bro.
elijah schaffer
You're ethnically Jewish.
michael hennessey
Wash it all down.
shane cashman
And for those who watch, real quick, for those watching Cashman's, everyone's like, Jew.
michael hennessey
Crisis King.
shane cashman
Irish name.
Christ is King.
michael hennessey
Crisis King.
shane cashman
Cashman's an Irish catholic.
Aren't you Jewish, though?
My mother is Jewish.
elijah schaffer
So yes, why do people say that?
It's like, hey, Elijah, are you?
It's like someone being like, to my sons, hey, are you Australian?
I will listen.
My mom's Australian.
It's like, okay, so you're an Australian.
shane cashman
But I'm not Jewish.
Like, I am because my mom is, but, like, I've, I've accepted Christ.
elijah schaffer
I'm not, I don't care if you're.
michael hennessey
God bless.
elijah schaffer
He was like, wait, wait.
michael mendoza
We just lost 500 views in the live chat.
elijah schaffer
No, but it's like, it's like, it's like, hey, it's like, it's, it's, it's like, hold on, wait, wait, wait, your heart asked, yeah, that's the heart out.
No, no, no, but it's like, no, no.
That's why I think it's so stupid, the whole like people being mad about things.
I think there's a famous picture of Goebbels.
What's his name?
Goebbels?
michael mendoza
Goebbels?
unidentified
Goebbels.
michael mendoza
Joseph Goebbels.
shane cashman
You got to be a better Nazi Elijah.
michael hennessey
Come on, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
I haven't studied up my SS.
michael hennessey
Didn't you get like the anti-Semite of the year or something?
You won that award.
I mean, what are you doing?
You're dropping the ball, bro.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Can I say this real fast?
Let me see this real fast.
This is actually true.
I've received awards.
I feel like I've actually lost.
Check this out.
michael hennessey
I'm saying you're losing your placement.
elijah schaffer
Wait, oh, shit.
Hold up.
Here it is.
So I just want to remind you guys, I did have a full piece put on me on go to this, stopantisemitism.org.
I have a full profile.
Elijah Schaefer is a radical commentator and host a slightly offensive podcast where he hosts vile anti-Semites and spreads dangerous conspiracy theories against the Jewish people to his nearly 1 million social media followers.
By the way, I have 2.4 million.
You fucking bitch.
Schaefer gained notoriety when he began to clash over his controversial reporting style with his then boss Glenn Beck.
And then it's like, yeah, he's hit with sexual assault allegations that led to his dismissal from Glenn Beck and Blaze Media.
Okay.
On multiple occasions, Schaefer has invited Jew hater Nick Fuentes on his podcast.
Fuentes was named Stop Anti-Semitism's Anti-Semite of the Week for his leadership in the Grouper Army, a neo-Nazi organization of brown fat kids.
unidentified
That espouses, hold on, wait, that's not in there.
elijah schaffer
That espouses hateful rhetoric.
In October of 2022, after Kanye threatened to go death on three on the Jewish people, Elijah Schaefer chastised those who censored Kanye's threats as it hindered any room for healthy public debate.
He contributed to a series of tweets that mocked American Jews who took offense to being physically threatened by the disgraced rapper.
During an episode of the Blazes You Are Here, Schaefer criticized foreign influence in U.S. politics.
You look at the like tie this to anti-Semitism.
michael hennessey
How dare you?
shane cashman
You know, I hate Elijah now after this article.
Oh my goodness.
elijah schaffer
Including countries like Qatar, China, and Russia.
However, he also mentioned the non-existent Zionist movement of America as a sponsor of the conservative political action conference and accused Israel of exploiting the greed of Americans.
By including Israel in his discussion of foreign influence, Schaefer perpetuated the dangerous anti-Semitic trope of Jewish and Israeli control over U.S. policy in August of 2022.
Weeks before his firing from Blaze Media, but I never worked for them as a contractor.
Like, it's just terminated contract.
shane cashman
It's like, just like they can't put that new ones in there, dude.
elijah schaffer
And then, like, and like, and like, also, it was a mutual thing, by the way.
It was like a mutual parting.
No one will ever know the full story, but it's not important.
Schaefer hosted a panel of racist and anti-Semitic guests.
The three delved into gross racial stereotypes of various marginalized groups.
The men spoke about Jewish bakeries and media involvement or watching.
michael mendoza
I love Jewish bakeries.
What's the problem with that?
michael hennessey
One host said ovens have wooden doors.
elijah schaffer
They love ovens.
Schaefer responded, Why do you think I work here?
If you wanted to get in the media, who are you going to work for?
He followed with keep your inner circle white so your shit doesn't get stolen.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I mean, so where's the lie?
There, also.
I want to say too.
I mean, you know, I think it's disgusting.
Number one, that you would talk about this non-existent Zionist organization.
I mean, like, is that even a real thing?
I mean, I've definitely never heard of it before.
Definitely never heard of it before.
I don't think it exists, quite frankly.
So, you know, but I don't know.
You know, maybe you could just go to their website and check it out yourself.
shane cashman
It's bigoted for you to even point that out.
unidentified
Isn't that crazy?
elijah schaffer
It's like the non-existent group that exists and has a website and an address.
shane cashman
Yeah, don't.
elijah schaffer
But like, okay, so I do feel like obvious, obviously, you know, I'm not the first person to notice, but I do think that now it's almost boring.
Like, Jew hate is kind of boring.
And it's like, it's Jeremy boring, right?
shane cashman
It's true.
elijah schaffer
It's like back in 2023, I mean, this was before then, but like being an established political figure and being like, hey, by the way, this is during the October 7th time.
It's like, by the way, months before that, it's like, hey, we got to get honest about these people and what's going on.
And then now it's just kind of like you have to be like Ian Carroll.
That's not a slide on him.
You had to like be like conspiratorial.
I'm like, do you know BlackRock might be run by an actual group of people?
Do you know that Blackcock is not BlackRock?
And do you know that BlackRock does want you to get Blackcocked in your wife and your white women?
And it's someone behind that.
It's like, look, I'm from an old era of media.
Actually, you would know this too because you run a big, a big Instagram account called Snowflake underscore news.
And you have ShaneCashman.com and MikeMendoza's MendozaReport.com.
But I kind of come from legacy media a little bit.
Like even this show, everything we do is like long form.
You have expensive studios, you know, nice cameras, ugly men, you know, hot women.
It's like, it's like, no, but that's just kind of what it is, right?
And there's these guys like Harry Sisson, the homosexuals guy.
unidentified
Oh, that's the guy who was like Corey Booker was just like the Corey Booker thing was so weird.
michael hennessey
He was like groping him and stuff in the last video.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, Corey Booker got Corey Booker got in trouble for soliciting sex in a bathroom, public bathroom music.
shane cashman
Was he doing like the foot thing over there?
Yeah.
I don't know where Corey is doing it, but I'm not sure.
He's got one of those arranged, you know, Candace was just talking about this.
Corey and Rosardio Dawson.
It was one of those like arranged Hollywood things.
michael hennessey
Yeah, Corey Booker's.
elijah schaffer
Like when I go get dick, I'm just open about it.
We talk about the show the next day.
You got something?
Go ahead.
unidentified
Into the void if you like.
elijah schaffer
Can't say anything.
michael hennessey
This is Corey groping him.
Here he goes.
Watch Corey gets excited.
unidentified
I'm tired.
elijah schaffer
I assume you're tired.
You know what's so funny?
michael hennessey
You know what's funny?
shane cashman
I just want to grope you.
This is so uncomfortable.
michael hennessey
This is like, whoa, whoa.
Corey, there's cameras.
michael mendoza
Seriously, I'm charged up.
elijah schaffer
I like this guy.
shane cashman
Of course you're charged up.
michael hennessey
Also, just wearing, once again, shout out to Blue Chew.
unidentified
Wearing a suit with Jordans is just like trying to appeal to Gen X.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
shane cashman
Right.
Or Gen X or Gen Y, whatever they are.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, well, I mean, I would say that millennials, like, you know, millennials, Gen Z, I mean, they still wear Jordans, but it's just like, dude, you're in like the halls of DC.
Like, you're in politics.
Like, stop freaking wearing Jordans.
Like, you know, I play basketball myself, but just stop.
Like, it's just, it's dumb.
elijah schaffer
But my point of this is saying, like, you know, it's really, really crazy with all this stuff is that, like, back in the day with, you know, with Harry Sisson and stuff, it's like these guys don't understand something and people will never get this.
And this is, people always say, this is one commenter I love every day on my post.
It's like, hey, Elijah wakes up in the mirror and he jerks his own dick off in the reflection.
You know what I mean?
But it's like, no, what I mean by this is that we got, we were kind of like, millennials are kind of like in between Gen Z and Gen X and boomers, where we're like, we kind of like adopted both of the worlds.
We're like viral and old school.
Like Gen Z is like, well, they think because they're viral that they have a loyal following, but their followers aren't loyal.
They could be canceled tomorrow.
The thing is, is like, I can literally behead someone and people would still watch the show.
In fact, that's why the girls got mad on their stupid accusations and shit, you know, to try to get, you know, their bullshit, you know, lawsuit was I was like, nobody cared.
In fact, people kept writing based.
You know?
Like, they were like, oh, he abuses woman.
I was like, based.
You know what I mean?
shane cashman
We're going to tune in more.
We're going to tune in harder.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't really change the effect because we kind of got the old school audience of like, who gives a fuck?
But also, a lot of these young guys are so focused on going viral.
They don't realize that you're just an algorithmic person.
Nobody's like, we're censored.
We're demonetized.
People can't find us.
We still have an audience.
We're still around because we're real people.
We're real.
shane cashman
Those guys are fake.
You care about longevity.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
shane cashman
As do I. You lasted 25 minutes last night.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
Don't tell your wife.
Yeah, you were right.
You're right, Clarissa.
He lasts a long time.
shane cashman
Thank you to the beef tallow.
Brought to you by Van Man.
But a lot of these people only care about tomorrow, like short-term benefits.
They want to hit the algorithm and that's it.
Whereas I don't, you know, really care about being viral as much as I care about being authentic to how I feel and sharing that and speaking the truth.
If people listen, that's great.
It's more people than I would have had 10 years ago, you know, and then if thousands of people listen, that's awesome, you know?
And I love, I love being able to do different platforms like this or Tim's show and just share exactly how I feel, you know, and I'll don't care if the people who liked me yesterday don't like my opinion today, right?
Because I'm not trying to appease them.
elijah schaffer
By the way, I'm just saying this for the first time, but it's not a joke.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
michael mendoza
Wow, I didn't know that.
You're telling me that for the first time.
elijah schaffer
No, no, it's actually, it's actually a good point, which you're getting, by the way, Hennessy.
What you're getting is like, yeah, longevity, meaning like, hey, better than faking who I am or putting on an act, I'll be who I am knowing that like, even my wife tells me, she's like, oh, well, you know, you have a lot of censorship and stuff.
I go, I still have hope that five years from now, 10 years from now, something might change in our country that, you know, like I'll form a new company or something will happen.
I go, I'm like, I'm, I'm so hopeful for the future that I'm not even worried about the now.
If someone's trying to destroy a brand or company, I'm like, we'll figure it out.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But they're like so much like, have you ever seen that?
What's that one other guy that's balding?
There's two of them.
There's a, there's, there's Sisson, and then there's that.
That other guy has like herpes.
He's blonde.
He's like on Jubilee.
He's always debating.
He's like, he looks at the camera.
He's like, hello, I'm here.
michael mendoza
After the Dean Withers?
elijah schaffer
Dean Withers.
shane cashman
I have no idea who that is.
elijah schaffer
Can you put up a video?
It's great.
unidentified
It's like he's like a.
elijah schaffer
It's someone who is just like going viral, which is like, I compare the new Gen Z creators to successful OnlyFans creators.
Like, I'll meet a girl.
Like, I'll be honest.
I mean, a lot of OnlyFans models.
Shout out to Mike.
Who's like, no, no, but they're like, I make $400,000 a year to OnlyFans.
And you're like, but also your pussy is getting blown out on the internet.
And they go, so?
And you go, huh?
Well, I just like, it's like being like, yo, I'm making millions of dollars.
Like, well, you're also in the Sonola drug cartel.
And that's kind of sketchy.
You know, it's like, but I'm making money.
unidentified
And you go, that's not a long-term plan.
shane cashman
It's a selling your soul plan.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying, but you know what I'm saying?
You go, I could also work in the Sonola cartel.
I just don't think that's a good strategy.
shane cashman
That's not really good for your family.
elijah schaffer
I don't want to see my kids get skinned alive in front of me.
unidentified
You know, I'd probably, dude, oh, I don't want to get into that.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy to think about that.
The drug cartels do that.
But it's like, these guys are like creating content.
We're getting views, but you're not really famous.
You're infamous.
No one likes you.
This is Dean Withers.
Put it full screen.
I want to see this guy.
I want to kill him in Minecraft.
shane cashman
This is not a light-hearted moment.
And that's the truth.
From here, all I see is a legacy.
elijah schaffer
This guy's one of the most famous guys on the left right now.
michael hennessey
Can we send him a bottle of IGF?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I don't think we have, to be honest with you.
elijah schaffer
Can I get a bottle of the IDF?
michael mendoza
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Can we please?
No, but I was going to say, it is interesting with this discussion, like even with Elon and stuff.
You know, part of the reason why, but let's talk about the importance of politicking in this movement, which I think a lot of the base department doesn't cover.
Yeah, look, zoom in.
unidentified
Zoom in.
michael hennessey
Zoom in.
elijah schaffer
You can pinch, right?
shane cashman
Yeah.
Is this a trans person?
michael hennessey
Mid-transition.
He's almost there.
elijah schaffer
Dude, Joey Matt Arena and these guys go off on each other on the backs, on their chests.
They love it.
We got to get Joey in here soon, right?
michael mendoza
Oh, I got a show.
elijah schaffer
Let's get him here for like a week.
shane cashman
I just did a show.
michael mendoza
He's back in the States.
elijah schaffer
Do you guys have beef?
shane cashman
No.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
No, I make gay jokes about Joey like I make about myself.
Like, I just think it's funny that everyone thinks Joey's a faggot and it's funny.
Like, you know what I mean?
shane cashman
He was really nice.
I like Joey.
unidentified
Joey's a good friend.
elijah schaffer
I'm not joking with you.
I actually like Joey.
shane cashman
I only saw him during Kyle Rittenhouse stuff when everyone was so mad about Kyle for not supporting Trump or something.
I was like, when he put out the video.
Yeah, I enjoyed it.
elijah schaffer
Kyle turned on me, so I stopped speaking.
shane cashman
Oh, did he?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And I read the line.
Yeah, I mean, it was just unfortunately.
He turned on Drew too, and everyone that testified on him.
I don't know.
The poor kid.
I like him too.
And I always forgive him, but he kind of listened to the women during the whole thing.
He took their side.
shane cashman
He's very young.
elijah schaffer
Well, he took the women's side against me and then also just like cut all of us off and his family and stuff.
And he just kind of took the, he took, he took the route that, you know, young guys take.
And I actually feel bad because I actually like Kyle a lot.
I have nothing bad to say about him.
And I really care about him.
And, you know, he's confided in me a lot about his personal life, his life.
And I think he's a really cool guy.
And I actually love him a lot.
He actually signed my AR-15, which is kind of corny, but it's signed by Kyle.
And, you know, we testified.
I helped his thing.
And I, I just was kind of, I was really hurt by that one.
That was one of the biggest hurts I had personally.
Um, was Kyle turning on me and kind of like buying into the bullshit because you know, boys, like boys joke, right?
Like, oh, my, like, my wife wants me to rape her and shit like that.
You know, like, that's like guy humor.
You know, obviously, you don't rape, you're not actually raping your wife and stuff like that.
shane cashman
It's just like, you just want it.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but exactly.
But he was like joking with the guys, like, yo, my wife's like, yo, rape me or whatever.
And you're just fucking around.
You're drunk.
You're hanging out or whatever.
And it was like, and then when he was like, when he turned on me, you know, in favor of the girls or whatever, it was like kind of sad because it was like, yo, you know, you know, I lost a $330,000 contract with Black Rifle Coffee defending you.
Like, I gave up over a quarter million dollars for you.
Do you also know that like I got investigated and I also had hell because I defended you?
I was one of the first people in the media to defend you and everything.
And like, doesn't what if I even did do something bad?
What if I did?
What if I did kill someone or something like that?
But I defended you and I helped you stay out of jail.
Wasn't there some loyalty there?
Isn't there some like some respect where it's like there's people like that's what that's my defense of Tate and everyone.
It's like, look, we have some disagreements between us.
I don't, I don't agree with everything he did, but we're allies because, well, he's defended me.
I've defended him and we've got each other's backs.
And like the written house turning on me and Drew and people, Drew defended him in court.
He testified to the trial.
shane cashman
I just had Richie McGinnis on my show.
elijah schaffer
Well, and he turned on to what?
To what?
Be on gun shows?
shane cashman
Dude, I think it was stupid.
So he's young and easily molded by people who get into him.
You know, like when I did the show with him, I just realized this is a really young kid who was swept up into a crazy world.
And he didn't really have a strong opinion on much, right?
Because he's just young.
And all he knew, he got swept up into this crazy chaos.
So I try to extend grace to him, but I've seen him do that on Twitter a lot where he takes just the most effeminate side of he listens to women.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, bro, you killed a pedophile.
You're a badass.
You know, like you, you stood up.
But what hurt me the most, and I'm actually hurt by it.
It's a real thing.
I'm genuinely hurt by this.
It's like a gen, I'm not usually like.
No, no, no, no.
I'm genuinely, I was gen, I've genuinely had very few people where I feel damaged emotionally because I took him on like a little brother.
michael hennessey
You had his back.
You lost so much money.
elijah schaffer
I lost, dude.
shane cashman
You don't understand.
elijah schaffer
I lost.
They were.
If I didn't do that, I would still be working at Blaze with a more lucrative contract, seven-figure contract.
That contract was the beginning of the end of my relationship with them because they basically didn't want me to stand on principle and was like, hey, just keep the money, go apologize to the owners.
And I was like, fuck you.
No, I'm not putting this down.
So I basically like ruined a year or two of my career, which I'm fine now.
I recovered.
But it's like, I lost a lot.
I got his back.
Like, I helped him.
People that were trying to take advantage of him.
There was, you know, I won't say much because it's just personal life, but there was very bad men who really tried to latch onto him after the trial.
And I coached him through things.
And it's like, bro, you're going to side with women over the boys?
Come on.
But I forgive him.
Here, I'm going to say, I forgive him because he's a young man.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And I think he's got a bright future.
I'm proud of him.
He lost weight.
Very proud of that.
Okay.
Very.
Wait, what is it looks like the Vance memes?
shane cashman
Yeah, I was just going to say, are these two JD Vances?
michael mendoza
No, this is just the real picture.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to check a couple of people.
unidentified
No way, man.
shane cashman
This is disinformation.
elijah schaffer
I would say.
If he sees this, I forgive him.
I love him.
I'd love to be his friend again, not even publicly, but also, because guess what?
I was a little bit of a bitch in the past too.
And I invited women to be my co-hosts and stuff on shows.
And I was retarded, retarded faggot as well.
And there's forgiveness, and I love you.
But it's like, come on, man.
People give up their money and their and their reputation to help you, and you can't be loyal.
I don't like that.
shane cashman
I would say, though, I agree, and I understand the hurt.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
shane cashman
But the loss you experienced was worth it to defend the right position that whole time, right?
Like defending him, that was just the right thing to do.
Yeah.
And it sucks that he turned on you and wasn't loyal, but you did the right thing.
And I think that's really what matters at the end of the day.
Because taking the position that you go against him or wherever, that's just wrong.
He was totally in the right.
And I was very glad that he won that.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Staying true to what's actually real.
That's why Jesus always said they hated me before they hated you.
But we have to stay true to the facts.
We've seen it with COVID.
We've seen it with everything else.
We were hated against.
We were pushed against.
But as long as we're shedding the light, we're putting the truth out there.
That's the most important thing.
shane cashman
So 100%.
michael hennessey
The fact that you go against it.
elijah schaffer
It's hard, though, because you're a big loyalty guy in terms of like, well, again, they came out against Trump and stuff too.
It's like, look, I'm a big loyalty guy.
And meaning, like, I don't care if you fuck up, just admit it.
Or like, you know, like, it's like, if you do something stupid, like, I'm not saying loyalty is like, you got to be perfect.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
It's like, you know, when you're in long-term friendships, relationships, marriages, everything, people do fuck up, right?
michael hennessey
Of course.
elijah schaffer
And your boys fuck up.
People fuck up, but you got to make it better.
Kyle, I'd like to make right with you.
I hope you see this.
Someone will show it to you.
I already know they will.
And, you know, I'm good with your boys, Brandon Herrera, and the people that are around you.
And I think we should probably make up.
michael hennessey
Shout out to Brandon.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, shout out to Brand Herrera.
shane cashman
He's a very good guy.
elijah schaffer
And donut operator.
michael hennessey
Very, very, very good.
Awesome.
elijah schaffer
Very, very good man.
michael mendoza
Also, by the way, by the way, a new quartering tweet just dropped.
I think this is kind of interesting.
Did you know OnlyFans is the largest individual contributor to AIPAC?
Okay.
michael hennessey
Who controls OnlyFans?
Can I ask that right now?
michael mendoza
I was talking about this earlier.
I was talking about this earlier.
This is going too mainstream for now.
It's too mainstream for me now.
michael hennessey
Just in that industry's own.
michael mendoza
I love Israel.
unidentified
I love Benjamin Netanyahu.
michael mendoza
My heart goes out to Benjamin Netanyahu.
Actually, it's too mainstream.
michael hennessey
That was crazy.
elijah schaffer
I hate it with the double hand.
But that was just a personal, that was just a personal point to you, Shane, because you've had people turn on you.
And obviously, you've had your own family turn on you and they turned you into the fucking.
michael hennessey
Oh, yeah, yeah.
My cousin turned me into the feds.
shane cashman
Yeah, the other one's tremendous.
michael hennessey
She believes that she's a boy.
I told her that, you know, no matter what, I love you, you know, but I'm not going to agree with this madness.
And yeah, next thing I know, feds are at my door.
shane cashman
Well, I haven't had that experience, but I lost a lot of friends and family during my feelings throughout lockdowns.
And then January 6th, I had the wrong takes, in their opinion.
So when I got into this world and then started upsetting certain people, like colleagues, it didn't matter because I'm like, I already lost like actual friends and family.
So anything these people on the internet say is just like doesn't matter.
I really don't care.
Like my uncle hates me now because I didn't think January 6th was the worst thing since 9-11.
theo von
Sorry.
michael hennessey
Yeah, no, I literally handed out cupcakes and called them freedom cakes.
I don't know how this compares to 9-11, but yeah.
shane cashman
No, that sounds pretty racist.
elijah schaffer
I was in the White House handing out condoms.
It's like, wait, the White House?
They're in the Capitol.
Oh, I mean, it's all the Capitol.
But honestly, too, as well.
shane cashman
Breaking news, people.
Elijah's in the White House.
elijah schaffer
Honestly, Alina Baba Bahaba.
Abahaba Haba was her name?
shane cashman
How about that?
michael hennessey
Arabian Nights.
shane cashman
Alia Baba.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I gotta play something here.
By the way, so Jason Whitlock has to say about Andrew Tate Watch.
jason whitlock
Where there's a segment of white men in white America that feel like them and their way of life is at stake and hanging in the balance.
Will they say to themselves, hey, I got to form an allyship with Andrew Tate, a Muslim, a pimp, an idiot, but he is someone who will tell young men the next wave of soldiers that I need in this information war.
He will tell them, hey, quit apologizing for being white.
Defend yourself.
Defend Christian culture.
Defend the accomplishments of white men.
And it's unfortunate.
In my view, this conversation shouldn't be about skin color.
The conversation should be defend Christian culture.
But I look at myself and other evangelical conservatives or people that claim to be conservative.
We don't want to go anywhere near this conversation.
It's too heavy.
The risks are too high.
And we just want to remain in our safe space and make sure that our 4,000 square foot home, the mortgage is caught up.
And, you know, my wife is happy.
And I've taken no risk.
Those men and that mindset is going to continue to allow America and all these Western civilization cults to get destroyed.
He's going to continue to be necessary to win this information war.
And so that's why I'm telling you, I hadn't realized these things.
I hadn't come to these conclusions on all the previous things.
And so I'm not in any way defending Andrew Tate's previous behavior.
I'm not even defending his current behavior.
I'm not calling him a non-criminal.
I'm just explaining why there are some people that believe he is necessary and perhaps he actually is necessary.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So that's what he did.
I like the sex music as well.
Well, apparently Jeremy had a response to this.
I think it's kind of interesting.
So he said all that, and Jeremy said, Western civilization is going to be destroyed by Christians not embracing a terrorist supporting Muslim pimp and pornographer who teaches young men to trade in human flesh and to reject marriage is quite a take.
But Jason lost the threat a long time ago.
It's interesting because he said, Jason Woodlock just said, Andrew Tate is going to continue to be necessary to win this information war.
It's our mindset as Christian evangelicals that just want to protect that we hold dear, that we allow Western.
Okay, blah, blah.
I actually want to talk about this with you guys that I think is kind of like sort of the last topic today that I think is important.
Shout out to the look.
I know Tim Cast is like 47 trillion people watching.
shane cashman
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
But a podcast like this having 1,300 live is good.
shane cashman
That's amazing.
elijah schaffer
We have a good.
We can sustain a lot, which makes me wonder, where is he hiding all that money?
Because look how many employees and what we have going here are just 1,300 live viewers.
unidentified
50x that yeah i feel like we could own a skate park yeah yeah like a really big he has two skate parks yeah Yeah.
elijah schaffer
My goal one day is to get Tim to agree to be on the show.
shane cashman
Good luck.
No, it's hard to get him out of that.
I'll get it through Rumble.
There you go.
elijah schaffer
No, I'll go film it there.
But I want to look at this.
So this is a conversation.
Bring up that tweet by Jeremy.
Let's have this discussion here with the chat as well that I think is very important.
We need to talk about the importance of having allies.
We mentioned it earlier versus friends.
And I think that men, and I've thought long and hard about this with my wife.
Men have friends and we have allies.
Women have neither.
Women are not loyal.
Okay.
Women can, listen to me.
I'm going to be careful.
My wife is loyal.
She's not sleeping with other men.
She's loyal.
That's not what I'm talking about.
My wife is ride or die.
And I'm telling you this.
There are ride or die women, but you have to keep them loyal, right?
You have to work at it.
Like, like people say, like half the women that criticize my wife for staying with me through all the shit that people have said and whatever are either single mothers or have no more eggs.
Oof.
unidentified
Oof.
elijah schaffer
And their baby daddies don't even want to be with them.
Oof.
I'll out the moment.
By the way, if you ever talk shit about me publicly, I'll give all your shit out in the public.
michael hennessey
I pray it out.
elijah schaffer
I will let it ruin you.
No, no, I won't right now, but I'll ruin your lives.
I will ruin your lives.
Say one more word about me publicly.
That's why you don't.
That's why you don't, because you know I will.
Anyway, the threat's there.
But the point is, is this.
Women aren't ride or die, meaning they are literally ride or die, which means it is, you can die.
But as long as you're making money, you're supporting them, you got them going, they're around.
Okay.
Just don't stop supporting them with money.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Just trust me.
Men are loyal and have allies.
Now, oftentimes, here's what I was going to say.
Men have friends, but friends mean something different than women.
Men's friends are almost always allies who are helping you accomplish your goals.
But, however, a friend is this.
A difference in a friend and an ally is, a friend is an ally who, if you see them after an undisclosed period of time without any connection, you pick back up where you left off.
So I don't need to, like, I have my friend Aldo who works for PragerU.
I didn't see him for three years.
I saw him in Las Vegas.
It was like we never stopped hanging out.
It's like, dude.
And he even like joked and kicked me out.
Like literally physically kicked me out of his car, his Jeep, and like pretended to leave me on the side of the road.
And I was like flipping him off and he like picked me back up.
And it's like, we're back to being boys, you know?
But he's also been an ally for the last three years.
He wasn't a friend for the last three years.
We weren't hanging out.
We weren't talking.
But he was an ally, meaning once the friendship stopped, the loyalty didn't end.
Right.
And I think that's where men are ideologically different.
We don't need friends.
We don't need a bunch of people we can confide in and whatever.
We need people around us we can trust.
We're like, dude, I fucked up.
Or they fuck up.
And it's like, can you help me?
Politics is not for women because women, we don't need ride or dies in politics.
We need allies.
And sometimes when you spend time around your allies, they become your friends.
And I don't know if you guys disagree with me on that.
That's my personal opinion on friendship and allies.
It's like, you know, friends can be allies and allies can be friends.
But when you find both is when you find the perfect symmetry between what men need.
It's like, I don't really need you to like show up to my party.
Like, and, you know, if you're like, hey, I can't, like, this is what I mean.
If you're like, hey, man, I can't show up to your birthday party.
My girl's being a bitch tonight.
Sorry, girls.
My girl's being a bitch tonight.
She's just fucking bitching.
And I'm like, look, I get that I'm your best friend and it's my party and I wish you were there, but I don't want to deal with your bitch either.
So stay home.
I'm not offended.
I don't take it personally.
It just is what it is.
But I know we're still allies, meaning like despite the lack of friendship here, you're still, you're in my corner.
And I feel like what men need is not friendship.
Men just need allies who can be their friends.
shane cashman
I agree.
unidentified
I don't know.
shane cashman
That's my opinion.
It's rare, though, in this space because a lot of men in this space are uh like effeminate and act like women and they backstab and they want to take you down, even though they pretend to be your friend.
That's I've experienced your friends, but not your allies, but they're not even your friends, but that's but that's what they change the friendship right.
elijah schaffer
You need you need friends and allies.
My point, I'll just say one sentence so I don't cut you off.
You need friends that are allies, meaning or sorry, allies that are friends, meaning you need people that are strategically and ideologically aligned to you.
That when it's convenient, you are friends.
So you're around each other, work together, you hang out, whatever.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
But then when you are not convenient, you remain loyal.
Like that's that's all.
So if you don't have the allyship first and it's friendship first, they can turn on you and then you have women, not men that are your friends.
shane cashman
And I just think that that's great, but rare.
You know, I don't, I don't know.
Like maybe you have, but I just, my experience in this world, uh, everyone, not everyone, but 95% of people are backstabbing con men liars.
elijah schaffer
99.
shane cashman
Thank you.
You're right.
I was being generous, but you're right.
Because that's how a lot of people operate.
And they'll be one way to your face, but they will turn around and just say all the smack.
And it typically comes back.
And I like knowing that.
elijah schaffer
You hear because the gossipers gossip about you to gossipers who gossip about them.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it gets back to you and you go, hmm, no.
But like, but do you get what I'm saying here?
It's like this.
I was there with Matt Gates.
I was there.
Right, Mike?
You know this.
You verify this.
I was there.
Nothing happened.
He's innocent.
Matt's my ally.
shane cashman
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We haven't been friends for a while.
We haven't been friends for a while.
shane cashman
Probably would have been a great attorney general.
unidentified
You know what?
Oh, yeah.
It would have been better than Pam Bondi for sure.
michael hennessey
But the good thing is, Pam Bonnie's getting to the bottom.
She announced a task force that's going to go for Epstein.
elijah schaffer
Oh, wait.
michael hennessey
No, never mind.
That was anti-Semitism in California campuses.
I'm sorry.
I get so confused.
It was.
elijah schaffer
I thought you were saying you wanted to grab Pam's body.
shane cashman
That's what I heard too.
I thought that was a little famous.
Yeah, no.
As an insurrectionist, I don't think she'd be talking about it.
elijah schaffer
But Mike actually knows this.
I was with Cinnamon.
I think it's his wife, right?
Sugar Cinnamon.
I don't know who he's with now.
michael mendoza
Oh, I forgot her name, but she's a Palmer Lucky's Ginger.
elijah schaffer
Ginger.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
michael mendoza
All right.
shane cashman
Wrong spice.
Come on, dude.
michael mendoza
So she was a ginger.
I was with Kyan Pepper.
elijah schaffer
Me and Sage.
So I was drinking with Matt Gates back in like 2020, early 2020.
We were at Trump Hotel and we were having some drinks.
And he told me, he was like, you know, you know that McCarthy, they're trying to make him the, you know, speaker of the house.
And you know that McCarthy, who's the minority lead in the Congress at the time, you know, he's like staying in, you know, the owners of Alphabet, you know, Sergey Brinon, their apartment here.
It's like a $12,000, $13,000 a month apartment.
He's staying there for free.
How can we be fighting against free speech if McCarthy's staying in their apartment?
And I was like, shit, man.
That was a good eye-opener about five years ago.
I was like, wait, the minority lead of Congress right now is wait.
The guy about trying to introduce the free speech bills is staying in an apartment paid for by the alphabet owners.
Huh?
And I'm a guy.
Every guy here watching this knows this.
Rent mortgage is a very serious expense.
It's supposed to be 30% of your income, but it's probably more for most.
Okay.
Probably closer to 50% for most people.
Okay.
This is true.
Let's share West Virginia.
Maybe it is not there, but West Virginia may be different.
But out here, look, I'm going to be completely honest about house prices.
I can't even find a townhome less than six grand a month.
shane cashman
Oh, it's a different world down here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I can't find rent less than six grand a month, right?
That's just where it is down here.
Um, and that's not even a nice ass place, it's just like a normal town home with just some like 1980s, you know, furniture and some shit.
Um, but it's like six grand.
Imagine if some guy's like, hey, you know, you want to stay in my 20 grand uh house.
I'll probably listen to what he has to say, probably invite him over to dinner, have a couple conversations.
I realized we were corrupt after that conversation.
I was like, fuck, it's a unit party.
michael mendoza
Well, also, by the way, I'm I mean, McCarthy used to be roommates with a Frank Luntz, who is like a consultant for a lot of Fox News host.
He's a pollster.
But yeah, I mean, I guess in DC, I mean, things are so expensive.
It kind of necessitates having to have roommates.
But I mean, it is like, I mean, I remember being 27 and being like, yeah, I think I'm too old to have a roommate now.
And like, ever since that point, I was like just living on my own just because I felt like some shame in having a roommate.
shane cashman
Even if McCarthy didn't have them over for dinner, you would expect him to still feel a little beholden to the person whose house he's in, right?
Even if there's distance, even if they never see each other, you know, that's a lot of my, again, not to harp on Elon, but I think it's important to note that like a lot of us, um, Elon paying people on Twitter and a lot of big right-leaning podcasters sucking up to Elon has neutered dissident voices who are afraid of criticizing the people who deserve criticism.
michael mendoza
By the way, I mean, I was speaking with a friend of mine, you know, way before the Ashley St. Clair stuff broke.
And, you know, I don't care how you feel about Ashley St. Clair.
I don't really have an opinion one way or another.
But I do remember specifically she said, everyone's complaining about being demonetized on Twitter or not getting like sufficient payouts.
And then she said, just make better content.
And I'm like, okay, like, what are you doing?
Like, are you like making, like, you know, putting a lot of edits into videos or something?
Are you like crafting like well-put-together threads or anything?
And then making babies.
shane cashman
Yeah, who determines what better is?
Like, how does an algorithm quantify better?
michael hennessey
The handlers decide.
shane cashman
It's ridiculous.
michael hennessey
It's ridiculous.
michael mendoza
Oh, it's Elon's baby on one.
unidentified
That's what I'm saying.
shane cashman
And that's another form of algorithmic gatekeeping, which is like the supposed free speech platform.
Is actually, you know, I hate that.
Freedom of not for speech, not freedom of reach.
Horrible.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
shane cashman
Not good.
elijah schaffer
Well, it is kind of crazy.
Someone said they're on something.
Actually, we were huffing.
We got this new thing called a mint company.
It's called mintrx.com.
And we got Mike's rectum, and then we put it in a bag and we go and we smell it and we sniff it.
We huff it.
michael mendoza
What if I just brought up a lower third for mintrx.com?
Just over nowhere.
shane cashman
That sounds gross.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Promo code Elijah.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Elijah.
elijah schaffer
We've actually, this is the third show we filmed today.
People don't realize, as Shane was saying, we have three very different shows.
But also, I don't know if you guys know, I have to do this crazy job called CEO of a tech company and then run it during the day.
And then Mike has his own shit too, and everyone has their own shit.
So we have a lot of shit going on.
Shane, however, did bend over.
He pre-lubed and so it was fine.
But yeah, but I will say, it does get pretty long.
You know, the days do get long at this point in time when you like been going all day.
shane cashman
I feel great.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
shane cashman
I think we're doing great, guys.
elijah schaffer
I think we're doing great.
unidentified
Yeah.
shane cashman
Only Mike sounds like he's on something.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Mike is on something.
michael mendoza
That's true.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I'm on some Pringles.
Let him go.
elijah schaffer
Well, Pirate Wire weighed in on this.
Ashley Reinsberg.
Interesting.
Said the anti-American psyop is Ian Carroll.
The anti-American PSYOP is Andrew Tate.
The anti-American PSYOP is Dave Smith.
The anti-American psyop is martyr-made.
Why?
Simple.
There's precisely one U.S. ally that will back America to the bitter end, Israel.
When Trump asks allies to vote with the U.S. on a U.N. resolution concerning Russia, only one ally does, Israel.
When the U.S. says, fight your war this way, don't retaliate against Saddam Hussein.
Ask us permission for your most important operations.
Israel says, Roger that.
That's because Israelis truly love America and everything it stands for.
There's no country in the world more loved by Israelis than America.
And Americans feel the same way.
What Carol and his ilk or ilk are attempting to do is split America from its most dedicated, important ally.
Why?
Because they despise America.
They despise American exceptionalism.
They despise American strength in the world.
unidentified
This is a key.
elijah schaffer
I'm dropping my mouth, sorry.
Ah, I come to my pants.
I'm like a guy whose orgasms prematurely.
unidentified
I'm like, oh, crazy.
elijah schaffer
Is that a real person?
shane cashman
Is that a real person?
elijah schaffer
He was joking.
michael hennessey
Someone highly paid.
Oh, he's joking.
shane cashman
Thank God.
michael hennessey
Thank God.
That's rough.
shane cashman
It's the same person who's a little bit more.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm ordering some fried chicken.
unidentified
Mike, you want to?
michael mendoza
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
michael hennessey
Oh, I'll drop some fried chicken.
elijah schaffer
Shall I have some fried chicken?
All right.
Just make sure you're going to be able to do it.
michael hennessey
Hashtag rape Joey put it in.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Did we ever get that going earlier?
michael hennessey
I'm going to add it in right now.
michael mendoza
Hashtag rape Joey.
But are we calling it a show or what's going on?
elijah schaffer
No, no.
I'm just, I'm just quickly ordering.
michael mendoza
We're at 222.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, just chill for a second.
michael mendoza
Why not go four hours?
jason whitlock
Let's go.
michael mendoza
Why not go four hours?
elijah schaffer
Can we just chill for a second while I just...
michael mendoza
All right.
I'll put the camera on you.
elijah schaffer
I'm ordering some.
michael mendoza
Anyway, I'll take this time to say, hey, locals.
Why don't you guys go to locals?
Yeah, exactly.
Why don't you guys go to locals?
There's a lot of stuff going on there.
And actually, I signed Elijah up for something that he doesn't know about.
On April 17th, he's going to be doing a workout session with Royce from Revenge of the Sis.
It's going to be on locals only.
And they're going to be very scantily clad if I do say so myself.
So go to locals.com.
It's actually free to sign up, but if you want to pay and support, you can do that too.
We'd also appreciate that.
Or you can just go on Rumble beneath the video and then click join and you can join there.
michael hennessey
So locals, we've been putting a lot behind the scenes.
So this way you can see the craziness, the shit show that we're running here, trying to put everything together.
But a lot of great things on locals.
So great way to follow us.
We have a lot of shows going right now.
So definitely check us out on locals.
And it's free to join.
michael mendoza
So anyway, can we get some super chats?
I've been asking for super chats this whole time.
I'm not trying to show for money.
elijah schaffer
I can still order Joey a burger, a chicken burger, because he always says no.
michael hennessey
And then he eats all the time.
It's kind of like a girl.
Like, no, I don't want to eat it and then eat your fries and then they eat your food.
It's like, no matter what.
elijah schaffer
Can you take Chain home?
unidentified
No?
michael mendoza
Yeah, I can take him home.
elijah schaffer
I was thinking, sure.
michael hennessey
Don't try anything, Mike.
Shane's a good guy.
michael mendoza
No guarantee.
unidentified
You know what you do?
michael mendoza
No guarantee.
shane cashman
As Mike's slipping the towel in his pocket.
Like, oh, I don't know.
andrew tate
I'll get a lift, okay?
michael hennessey
Mind you have a top on your cup.
This way, Mike can't drop nothing in there.
So I'm just saying, keep it, keep it covered.
Keep it covered.
elijah schaffer
We're on this fried chicken binge.
Him and I are.
So, you know, it's weird.
So we're on a lot of things.
Let me end this white only binge before we plug our socials.
Like, what's actually really funny is Mike over here.
This is what they say culture doesn't matter, but like I order something.
And like, by the way, my wife even says, my little sister, I always order for the woman of my life.
They go, you know how to order.
Meaning, I know what I like.
And the way I define my taste buds is it's high quality food, high protein, low carb, maximum flavor.
It's a very basic diet.
Right?
High quality.
High protein, low carb, maximum flavor.
It's a very basic palette.
It's a very white guy, you know, that's trying to be healthy mindset.
And so, like, every time I order, I just, at this point, I'm like, Hennessy, same thing as me.
Yes.
michael hennessey
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Because, like, we had a new restaurant.
Yo, I'm at Paco's 37.
It's like, yeah, I just got you, what, a chicken double cheese quesadilla with high-protein sour cream and a side of black beans.
Great.
Done.
unidentified
Right?
Absolutely.
Right?
elijah schaffer
It's like, done, done.
unidentified
That's good.
elijah schaffer
Go to a Chinese place.
Hey, bro, I got us grilled chicken teriyaki, miso soup, some salmon sushi on the side, and fried rice.
Done.
Everything's the same.
Because you know what?
It's not about asking people what they want.
People get too picky with celiac disease and shit.
It's like there's like a palette.
And of course, if you're not in the white boy palette, you don't get it.
But it's like, I'm in the white boy, but you've been around the hood palette.
You've had a flavor.
You've had seasonings.
I've been around.
I grew up around beaners, man.
michael hennessey
I grew up in the hood.
elijah schaffer
You grew up around black.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
I was the only white guy in my whole neighborhood.
Thank God for the last name, Hennessy, because that makes you survive a lot of sales.
shane cashman
What are the odds of that?
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
I got lucky.
shane cashman
We got to protect Hennessy.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was good.
elijah schaffer
They were drinking him.
Mike's been drinking him.
What, Mike?
You've been drinking him, right?
michael hennessey
I have.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I have, actually.
I've been drinking them all up.
Drinking them all up.
Taking shot after shot.
unidentified
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but I was going to say is that I feel like people, like even in my house, like I even asked you today, I'm like, yo, you have a, you know, a diet, you know, deficiencies.
Like, we got to get back to the fact of like this.
I even asked yesterday the people, hey, you have a restriction?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
You like food?
unidentified
Yes.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I trust myself.
Do you trust your food choices?
I do.
I trust my food choices.
shane cashman
I like to keep it minimal.
elijah schaffer
It's too weird.
Your food choices are too weird.
unidentified
I know.
shane cashman
He thinks it's weird.
I just like it.
A small amount of ingredients.
michael hennessey
I'm a savage.
shane cashman
Give me a small amount of ingredients.
That's all I care about.
elijah schaffer
Mike, what's your food palette?
unidentified
Because I feel like you're being healthier than you are.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
But he's being healthier than he is in real life.
michael mendoza
Oh, definitely.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
michael hennessey
Does the camera keep getting lighter and lighter?
unidentified
I swear you're getting whiter every time.
shane cashman
He's bleaching.
michael hennessey
He got reverted.
I mean, it's the opposite.
shane cashman
Something happening to the vake, right?
michael mendoza
Well, I was just listening to a lot of Michael Jackson.
So, I mean, I think that may have something to do with this.
michael hennessey
I swear you're getting whiter.
unidentified
But no, what's your real palate outside of this weird little carb shit?
michael mendoza
Well, I'm Mexican, so the exact opposite.
Rice and beans and tortillas, which is just like, you know, once I get down to my goal weight, then yeah, I'll get back to the rice and beans and tortillas.
But for now, I don't know, have cauliflower rice.
And oops, that was an accident.
elijah schaffer
Fresh kitchen.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Fresh kitchen in the kitchen is great.
So, you know, hashtag Elijah.
That's the good thing about being this area.
elijah schaffer
It's a great place, though.
michael hennessey
It is.
It's good.
elijah schaffer
I love the healthy options.
michael mendoza
That's the good thing about being in this area is that there are a lot of good food options.
Where I was before, there was like nothing.
elijah schaffer
Obviously, none of us live in Boca Raton, but the studio is in Boca Raton.
That's not a hidden fact.
I've seen people, you know, dox our location like 30 times on average.
michael hennessey
Oh, we got a super chat.
unidentified
Oh, we did.
michael mendoza
Yeah, actually, let me pull it up right now.
And let me, oh, crap, I don't know what I just did.
unidentified
Flip.
elijah schaffer
$14, huh?
michael hennessey
Oh, it's hard.
michael mendoza
$14.
And yeah, from pronouns based badass.
Here's your super chat.
My heart goes out to you.
My heart goes out to you, too.
Thank you so much.
My heart goes out to you.
michael hennessey
You have a whole heart.
shane cashman
I love you so much.
Is now totally attached.
michael mendoza
It is crazy.
Yeah, I know.
shane cashman
That's it.
Thank you.
michael hennessey
We're just giving our heart.
Thank you related.
elijah schaffer
By the way, we're just giving our heart, bro.
By the way, this song is.
michael hennessey
I'm confused.
elijah schaffer
I want to play one thing real fast.
So we have a new journalist here named Sarah Stock.
She's not allowed to work in the office because no woman in the office, period.
Period.
But I have her on short form content.
She's writing for Earl.
She works for Earl.
Not for me.
Not for you.
She made a new reel.
We'll play it here.
She asked for it to be played here.
Check this out.
Here's what she had to say.
michael mendoza
Oh, wait, what?
Wait, where is it?
It's on your screen.
michael hennessey
This song has been stuck in my head ever since he started playing it.
unidentified
Hold up.
elijah schaffer
So this is our new journalist.
michael hennessey
Is that another super chat?
elijah schaffer
Our new journalists are coming up.
unidentified
Hold up.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
unidentified
so i guess that guy just forgot to take his no no square training Any country that's been invaded by South Asians know that it's just not really safe to go out to bars anymore.
I mean, unless you want to get groped, stalked, harassed by international students, it's probably better to stay home.
And it's also probably better to dress a little bit more modestly now that you have these guys roaming every single street.
But seriously, what do you expect when you import millions of people from a country that has an actual rape culture?
Not feminist rape culture like they say about America or whatever, but like an actual rape culture.
It's gotten so bad that about two years ago in Vancouver, they literally had to put up signs in the bars telling people not to grope others or they would be receiving double the fine and be kicked out of Vancouver bars.
I feel like if we have to put up signs to tell people not to grope women, maybe we just shouldn't be letting them into the country.
shane cashman
Can I say something really quick?
Is it fair for Sarah to criticize Vivek's new governor ad like that?
unidentified
Yes.
shane cashman
That's messed up.
elijah schaffer
But we will, that was his new ad.
michael hennessey
Shout out to Horns and Horns.
michael mendoza
Horns.
Oh, okay.
michael hennessey
Do you want to get that one?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Wait, well, by the way, just one second.
I got a random message from Chris.
Not that Chris.
michael hennessey
Notice where I am?
michael mendoza
Chris Coveries.
michael hennessey
Oh, okay.
michael mendoza
No, no, no, no.
chris coveries and then it's i don't think he meant I don't think he meant to send this to me.
He says, hold on, let me make sure it's not too crazy.
Actually, I won't read it.
I think he didn't mean to send this to me.
I'll read it to you afterwards, Lija, because I don't know how much I want to attribute to him.
elijah schaffer
All I was going to say is we do have a new journalist.
And then if I can put a pause real fast, hold up.
michael hennessey
Is there stream end on locals?
elijah schaffer
Make sure.
michael hennessey
I got a notice.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I do.
michael mendoza
Yeah, there's a limit of certain time, I thought.
elijah schaffer
So check this out.
So you can follow our new journalist here, Sarah Stock.
On the screen, bring it up for a second.
Sarah C. Stock.
If you follow her here, S-A-R-A-H-C-S-T-O-C-K.
When she signed with us about two months ago, she had like 3,000 followers.
And since we've been promoting her shit, she's getting almost 35,000 followers.
shane cashman
Incredible.
elijah schaffer
And she was actually working for Rebel.
She actually used to work for Babylon B.
And now she's our based Aryan queen.
And we have our Nubian queen, Canis Owens.
We have our Aryan queen.
And we also have our Miadmoramigo queen, Mike Mendoza.
michael mendoza
By the way, I'm going to get a sound on the soundboard of the Mexican hat dance.
unidentified
Papi Poole, Papi, Blue, Mike Mendoza.
No, you have no lemon pledge.
michael hennessey
Me fluffy, pillow.
unidentified
Fabulosa.
Pledge?
It's fabulosa, Ili.
michael mendoza
No, it's your family guy.
unidentified
We have no lemon pledge.
michael mendoza
Yeah, but it's like oh, yes, trust me.
I know the smell very well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
We also have one more super chat here.
It said, don't have anything to say except I love this show and need more of it.
I'll check to see if I still pay for your locals or not.
Proud of your principles, determination, and work ethic.
Elijah from the Virgo on Fire said, by the way, is Mike averse sub or dom?
michael mendoza
I guess we'll never know.
unidentified
Subscribe.
elijah schaffer
My heart goes out to Benjamin Nett and Yoohoo.
Very good stuff.
All right.
We love you guys.
All right.
unidentified
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Let's go to the chat here as well.
Let me bring this up.
Give me a second.
Hold up.
Shane Cashman is blown up.
What the?
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
Shane Cashman double dick.
shane cashman
Uh-oh.
Double dick.
elijah schaffer
Shane, if people want to find you and follow you, tell us where they can find you and follow you.
unidentified
Yeah.
shane cashman
OnlyFans, subscribe right now.
Thank you very much.
A lot of content there.
Shane Cashman everywhere else online.
The books are at ShaneCashman.com.
The show is Inverted World Live every Sunday.
YouTube and Rumble.
elijah schaffer
Bring this up real fast.
You can actually see it.
Zoomed in now.
shane cashman
There you go.
elijah schaffer
It's Shane Cashman.
S-H-A-N-E-K-C.
K-T95.
No, it's Shane Cashman.
unidentified
S-H-A-N-E-C-A-S-H-M-A-N.
elijah schaffer
Follow him there.
You can find him and also go down, I think, here, ShaneCashman.com.
All right, Mr. Hennessy, go ahead and let us know.
Take that off for a second.
I got to find it.
michael hennessey
All right.
You can find me on Instagram or X at Snowflake underscore news.
Love to see you there.
So this is like my heart goes out to all of you.
elijah schaffer
Hold up.
Bring this in.
unidentified
Here you go.
elijah schaffer
There you go.
Bring that up.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So you got Snowflake underscore news.
michael hennessey
Yep.
elijah schaffer
And of course, none other than Mr. Mendozi, take that off for a second.
michael mendoza
And you can find me at Mike Mendoza JPG.
My heart goes out to all of you guys.
Thank you much.
Thank you so much for actually sending in super chats tonight.
I'm not chilling for money.
We actually just want, we want some audience participation.
That's really all we want.
So thank you guys for that.
Go locals.
Like I said, a scantily clad workout with a one Royce Lopez from Revenge of the Sis and Elijah Schaefer coming up soon.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Someone said Elijah actually does have an OnlyFans.
It's true.
And also, you can follow me as well.
I'm trying to get to 100 followers by the weekend.
michael mendoza
That's a stretch.
elijah schaffer
You can follow me here at Elijah Schaefer, E-L-I-J-H, S-C H-A-F-F-E-R.
Plus, don't forget as well, which I want to bring this up.
You can also, you know, Shane, we should, I should pay you to do some.
Well, I can't, actually.
I can't.
michael hennessey
You can't even pay me.
I have received a lot of money.
elijah schaffer
Can you do free guest contributions or not?
michael hennessey
I'm at 13,000.
michael mendoza
No, he just, no, we just don't have the money right now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
shane cashman
Probably, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I wonder if you do.
You can do free guest contribution, right?
shane cashman
Yeah, hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
It'd be interesting to have you right before you came on next.
You know, like have you write something and then just pay you in OnlyFans tokens.
But you get to find our website only at onlyfans.com slash slightly offensive, slightly offensive.com.
Anyways, the rest of you guys watching, shout out.
Joey's been under the table this whole time, just like blowing my cock.
unidentified
It's like, listen to this.
Joey.
elijah schaffer
We love it.
michael mendoza
Hashtag rape Joey in the chat.
elijah schaffer
Hashtag rape Joey.
shane cashman
There's a line at the door.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to everyone in the censored chat, Cocteau, Aranyo, and the rest of you guys who are there.
And shout out to the locals who are probably not there.
Big Log, Merrimack, Penis, and the rest of your names who are good.
We love you.
Cash the Cashman, just chill.
We love you, Cashman.
Lots of positivity in the chat.
We'll talk to you later.
See you the rest of the week.
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