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March 7, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Candace REDPILLS the Masses in BOMBSHELL Theo Von Interview | Guest: Shane Cashman

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candace owens
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elijah schaffer
47:51
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shane cashman
17:43
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andrew tate
01:06
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michael hennessey
03:29
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michael mendoza
04:09
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theo von
01:48
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Speaker Time Text
andrew tate
Let's analyze this.
Free speech.
This is an interesting conversation because America believes it has free speech.
It doesn't.
But every single country in the world has things you cannot talk about.
Every single country in the world has off-topics, off-limit topics.
In Russia, it's Putin.
In the Middle East, it's Islam.
In Turkey, it's Erdogan.
If you talk against them, you're going to get in a lot of trouble.
Do you know what the American one is?
unidentified
What?
andrew tate
Speaking out against the Dems?
Speaking out against the Jews.
If you speak out against the Jews in America, you're going to get in a lot of trouble.
So every single country has their off-limit topics.
There's no such thing as free speech anywhere.
But that is different than having an ideological alignment.
My point I was making between Russia and America is that they are nationalistic patriarchies, truthfully, in their homes, in their hearts, and in their governments.
Whereas Europe are none of those things.
Europe are not even nationalistic.
Europeans, most of them believe that they should be replaced by third worlders, or that when they get killed by third worlders, it's just part and parcel of living in a big city.
No big deal.
Oh, we let a bunch of people in.
They killed some of us.
unidentified
Oh, well, diversity is our strength.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, diversity is our strength.
Did I hear that correctly?
You know, I mean, so what?
I mean, I would rather have my women raped, my children molested, my city streets dirtied, as long as, as long as you didn't call me racist, sexist, or homophobic.
In fact, I hope my kid is gay before he gets raped and after he gets molested, which turns him gay.
But it's okay.
They say, right?
Rape is okay as long as it's by a Pakistani.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
We have a great show for you today.
They told me to start playing it safe on this show.
So I went, hey, at least when the criminal activity from the people come, I'm hoping that they wear condoms because we already put $30 million from USAID into teaching Pakistanis to rape the safe way, which is, of course, on our tax dollar condoms.
Of course, I'm joking.
I don't want any of that.
In fact, I want them out.
Unfortunately for the gatekeepers, Jeremy Boring is seething and crying because just the other day, Candace Owens on Theo Vaughn, you had Ian Carroll on Joe Rogan, and then you had Andrew Tate existing.
The entire Zyo right is having an absolute freak out because we don't need them anymore.
In fact, the only person in this group that clearly hasn't made it yet and is still failing is me.
Can I like applause for that?
Yeah, so that's really good.
We'll get there one day.
You know it's bad today because we've been relegated to the B-list of Tim Cast.
Shane Cashman is here, journalist and host of Inverted World, right?
It's live.
I'm totally joking, but we were just talking about that as we started.
It's like, look, Daily Wire's been a dick to you.
They've been a dick to me.
These people are telling us we can't talk to certain people.
They've tried to cancel us.
But here you are on a on a, you're a B-list cast member on a D-list show.
You're getting there, man.
shane cashman
That's amazing.
Thank you for having me.
Dude, they wouldn't even let me there.
I've done shows with Jeremy Boring too, and it was amazing.
It was the closest I'll ever get to doing a podcast with like Marie Antoinette.
Same amount of makeup and wig.
It's amazing.
elijah schaffer
Isn't it?
Don't you always know someone's humble when they call themselves God King?
Show off their microphone.
shane cashman
Oh, but it's okay, Elijah.
It's a lowercase G. That's true.
He likes to remind people.
It's a lowercase G.
No, it's ghoulish.
elijah schaffer
Remember when Ben Shapiro was on a Bill Martin?
He was like, My bed's made of cash.
And I was like, I'm sure it is, buddy.
And the pegs are probably made of pennies.
Speaking of somebody who's currently gotten a raise two pennies, my co-host tonight and assistant producer, Michael Hennessy of Snowflake News.
How are you enjoying the race?
I think you're up to what, six cents a week now?
michael hennessey
Six cents.
I'm excited, man.
Now I could finally try to eat something.
I don't know if I'll get anything in my stomach, but it's been good.
You finally got me.
Yeah, he got me out of the closet in there.
You know, not the kind of closet with Mike.
That's a whole nother story between us, but it was a long time in Mexico.
But yeah, doing good, man.
elijah schaffer
Happy to be able to do that.
That's why they always wondered.
How did Mike become half white?
Well, of course, white man entered inside of him.
And then that was forever.
Then he was half.
He's really full Mexican, but he's got half of a white man inside of him.
Speaking of the devil, I was also going to say, too, you said you weren't eating, but last time I checked, you were going down on Sam, our intern, and gobbling up some Mexican spoof there.
So I know that I was keeping the weight on you, and I think you're looking good.
michael hennessey
Well, after you got done rubbing him down with the Van Man, I knew something was going on, so I just had to jump in.
I thought it was like the culture of the work environment that we're in.
shane cashman
It's weird that I came here and this doubles as an OnlyFans.
I had no idea what kind of operation Elijah's running here.
unidentified
It's true.
elijah schaffer
No, it's true.
Speaking of someone who's freshly shaven and showed us all today, we're not talking about Andrew Tate.
Mike Mendoza of the Mendoza Report, how are you doing?
michael mendoza
I'm doing great.
You can go to MikeMendoza.com and check out the Mike Mendoza report, Mike Mendoza Network, and Mike Mendoza TV, a new adventure I just started.
Happy to be here.
elijah schaffer
Happy to be here.
All right, guys, we've got a great show for you today.
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Let's start the show.
We got four white guys.
michael mendoza
Man, you got three and a half.
Three and a half.
shane cashman
This looked like a bar mitzvah in here.
elijah schaffer
One of them is only white when he looks at me.
Shout out to the censor chat, inappropriate Stanos, Cocteau, the rest of you guys there, as well as we are on locals, ElijahShaefer.locals.com.
We got Bic Mac, Pepe, Big Log, and Merrimack.
All right, guys, we got to talk about this and jump into the show today.
So it is kind of interesting.
There is a fake Louis CK account.
I'm holding my mic because for some reason, it's just my stand's like broken tonight.
It just keeps sinking down like the ratings of my show.
michael mendoza
And that's why we need the Bluetooth sponsorship.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, all right, I don't know what's going on there, but check this out.
So not Louie, Louie KC, which is a KFC, said Ian Carroll goes on Joe Rogan.
Candace Owens goes on Theo Vaughn.
Pretty soon, Nick Fuentes is going to go mainstream.
Weird world that we are living in.
And I did want to start out with this because what happened this week was not just people going on shows.
I actually don't watch the shows.
I did see some clips.
We'll watch them in a little bit.
But this brings up a really great discussion that I feel like is getting us into something fantastic.
I want to show you something.
You know, we're having a good week when James Lindsay, ladies and gentlemen, the number one person that is inspiring neo-Nazis.
michael mendoza
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Alt-right, he is turning more kids towards love of Hitler than I would say even the Hitler youth was back in World War II.
This guy, right?
He knows he knows how to do it.
Yeah, he loves Hitler.
That's crazy.
shane cashman
He loves Hitler.
Like Tanya loves Hitler.
elijah schaffer
How could James do that?
It's so disgusting.
shane cashman
The whole thing's hilarious to me that two years ago, Kanye saying, I love Hitler, and everyone's freaking out.
And now everyone on the right is Sig Heiling.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
shane cashman
It's amazing.
michael mendoza
There's a two-year way.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
He was freaking out over a clip.
He said, isn't it weird how basically what Holy Ghost brings out a sword in some like basketball shorts checking out some women's asses with his daughter?
I don't know if you ever saw that tweet.
shane cashman
Oh, I saw it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
shane cashman
Oh, I saw it.
elijah schaffer
I still won't get over that.
Checking out some women's asses with his daughter.
How basically all the influencers and big media people and cringe AF accounts.
And does that cringe as fuck or cringe America First?
Maybe America First?
shane cashman
I think it's America First.
elijah schaffer
Cringe America First accounts are all saying exactly the same thing at the same time in a reflexive push.
Like it's a 1932 in Germany redo in America.
And everyone who speaks out gets swarmed and worse.
This is a clip that we just, I think we just played that, right?
michael mendoza
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Right now.
That was the Andrew Tate clip that we played that, you know, we really don't have free speech in America.
And isn't it crazy?
Look, James is like a psyop where it's like people will be like, hey, by the way, just so you know, you were just shot in the gut.
And then everyone goes, oh my gosh, Shane, you are just shot in the gut.
You're like bleeding out.
And James goes, isn't this an interesting conspiracy?
shane cashman
It's a psyop.
elijah schaffer
That people would talk to you and tell you, perhaps you're not bleeding, sir.
Maybe this was all paid to tell you and you should just bleed out and die.
It's crazy.
shane cashman
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
shane cashman
It's insane to see.
The free speech thing is hilarious because for so long, a lot of these people were talking about we got to reject victim class.
And now we can't criticize a country for being a victim.
But we can criticize every other country for millions of reasons, but this one, you just can't because they're perpetual victims.
It's insane to me.
elijah schaffer
Well, they are.
And I want to make sure we don't criticize them at all in the show because this year at Slightly Offensive, everybody knows one thing that we don't like to do is criticize protected classes.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
I feel like we started the show, Mike.
I remember back in 1945, actually, at the end of the war.
And we were like, you know what?
We need to make sure, which by the way, I actually want to announce this.
This is actually pretty fantastic.
Earl Gray, get a little clap.
He's back in town.
He came back from Europe.
He's one of our best employees.
He's actually employee of the month last year.
That's even crazy.
He wasn't even here.
That's how bad the team's been doing.
Myself included.
I was up for grabs.
And I'm doing so bad.
I didn't even nominate myself.
But no, Earl's one of the best.
And I told him, I said, hey, have you been paying attention to what's going on in Australia?
And he's like, no.
I go, well, Sky News, which is their Fox, is putting on an anti-Semitism summit.
And they're raising money to build a Holocaust Museum in Perth, which is the furthest city west in the furthest point away from all civilization.
He goes, Perth?
And I go, yeah.
And guess what?
Somehow they got more of the shoes over there.
You know what I mean?
They got more of the shoes.
There's a room full of shoes.
It's a very sad thing.
We're not making fun of it.
It's a very sad thing.
And I go, he goes, they're building new Holocaust museums in 2025.
And my answer to Earl was, how dare you suspect we should even go into a year without the guarantee that we will be building new Holocaust museums?
I don't even want to get into a year.
I don't even want to start the year until there's a Holocaust museum built within Holocaust museums, almost like how you go to Walmart and there's McDonald's and the Walmart.
shane cashman
It's a Holocaust inception.
elijah schaffer
I want to go into the Holocaust museum when I've already been there.
That's like 2.0.
It's more extreme.
It's like 10 million died.
12 million died.
shane cashman
You want to role play, and you don't want to stop until the entire Earth is a Holocaust museum.
michael mendoza
Well, actually, I'll one-up you on that one.
I don't think that we should stop until we get Holocaust museums on Mars, as reported on by slightlyoffensive.com.
shane cashman
Yeah, zoom into that real fast.
elijah schaffer
This is actually true.
Zoom into that.
shane cashman
Wait, no.
elijah schaffer
Elon Musk helped build the first Holocaust museum on Mars.
The building will serve as a firm reminder to the inhabitants of Mars, ensuring that they continually remember the tragedy that occurred in World War II against European Jews.
unidentified
Listen to this.
elijah schaffer
This is a real story.
I want to actually read this here.
Elon Musk announced on Friday that his company, SpaceX, will spearhead the construction of the first Holocaust museum on the planet Mars.
In collaboration with the United States Holocaust Memorial Council, a museum will be built underground where those people will be most comfortable and where they hope to collect tragedy donations from the first colony.
The building will serve as a firm reminder to the inhabitants of Mars, ensuring that they continually remember the tragedy that occurred in World War II against European Jews.
You got to remember that, you know, inside sources have hinted that Elon Musk might also consider building a new Western wall because after all, Mars will eventually need politicians and those politicians will also need to partake in some type of Babylonian humiliation ritual.
It gets even better.
There it is.
That's the concept.
It's not AI.
shane cashman
I swear.
That's a concentration camp.
That's the idea.
Sorry.
michael mendoza
Well, obviously, there's no smokesacks.
shane cashman
The doors are wooden.
elijah schaffer
Those are metal doors.
Now, check this out.
It gets even better.
This is a real story, by the way.
This is the kind of news you get on our website.
The Memorial Council celebrates historic agreement and vows to do everything within their power to encourage advertisers back to Musk's social media platform X, which they claim is no longer anti-Semitic.
Disney and Apple have since resumed advertising.
The construction of the museum will be funded partly by Christians who subscribe to the Daily Wire and partly through merchandise sales.
There will also be a memorabilia gift shop thanks to the generous donations from the Babylon Bee.
SpaceX has already launched a Mars-semed Yamaka, which they are calling the Space Hat.
It is available for purchase through the SpaceX store.
And there's the last part here.
The news gathered generated mixed reactions from the international community.
The European Commission president, Ursula van der Leyen, was concerned about the environmental disruption that a project like this would cause and suggested sending Greta Thunberg as an ambassador to oversee the mission.
However, representatives from Germany were thrilled about the decision to build a memorial on Mars.
Reaching out to Elon by X, they wrote, this is from the German government.
Is there some way the German people can pay for this entire project and every other Holocaust thing for the rest of eternity?
We also don't want to ever forget about it, forget what we did or move on because this is seriously the worst thing that has ever happened in history.
And it makes sense to remind everyone about the lampshades and the soap people and the Spielberg films all the time.
Even the guys who saved them should be subjected to the same treatment because they look similar.
Thanks.
I think this is the last paragraph.
I keep this over.
One more, one more, one more.
Here we go.
Uganda's president, Yawiri Museveni, was enraged to hear that Mars would be getting a Holocaust museum before Uganda, and he is now considering making homosexuality doubly illegal.
On the other hand, Benjamin Nett and Yahoo congratulated Musk and the Memorial Council and pledged to help staff the space operation with residents from the West Bank.
But this is not the first project Musk has undertaken with members of the Jewish community.
Last July, researchers from Neuralink partnered up with a staff from the ADL to figure out a way to make forgetting the Holocaust literally impossible.
Neuralink users will be reminded twice a day about the Holocaust.
First in the morning and then at noon, users will be fed a series of images from OpenAI and Schindler's List.
Additionally, if users start to think about taxation, they will receive a pump of traumatic images to remind them of why they pay income tax.
shane cashman
I mean, that's hard-hitting news.
I had a few thoughts.
I think Greta Thunberg would be a great ann-Frank for Mars.
I think that'd be great.
I also think I'm wondering about the conflict that Elon must feel about this as being someone who builds tunnels, but also is the spiritual grandson of Werner von Braun.
Yeah.
That's a duality of man situation, really.
michael hennessey
So they do love tunnels.
That's what I'm saying.
shane cashman
Why is Elon making those tunnels?
Why are they so big?
michael mendoza
I just want to say thank you, Elon Musk.
I mean, you know, there's been a lot of, there's been much to do, much ado about, you know, his gestures and everything in the public, but, you know, no one else would take these steps.
You know, one giant step for, how's it going again?
It's one small step for man, one giant step for Israel.
So, you know, it's all.
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It's actually a great delivery.
All right, let's talk about this.
We got to go into this.
Okay, so we're talking about James Lindsay.
James Lindsay's freaking out about this.
All this stuff is going on here.
And everybody is literally freaking out.
Now, obviously, they're upset because Candace Owens went on Theo Vaughn.
And I like how they're accusing us of what they're doing.
They're like, wow.
By the way, I've seen these group chats.
I've been in these group chats, guys.
How do you not know that I've worked with you?
Like, I've done speaking circuits with James Lindsay, by the way, that were funded by RT.
James Lindsay has been taking Russian money to disrupt the right.
shane cashman
You're a Russian agent?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
RT funded the, I was there.
I didn't take the money.
I can't.
Look, I'm not going to make suable claims saying that he took the money.
I just never saw him not take it.
shane cashman
Yeah, he's a Putin puppet then.
Yes, this whole time.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think he is.
I think he's trying to push neo-Nazism in the United States.
But here's the deal: he's mad.
And this is what we're going to find out a theme.
He's mad, not because we're actually working together.
It's the opposite.
We're not working together.
We've all been pushed out by these people.
And guess what?
We've been more successful without them.
We still have our dignity.
We didn't have to cuck to them.
People are still consuming our content.
And we're able to say things like this on Theo Vaughn.
Which, by the way, that's why you could sit in your, you know, your basement all day long.
I'm not even being a joke and be a Sperg and say, I'm saying the same things.
Why is no one listening to me?
Remember, it's not what you say, it's how you say it that is effective.
And people at Candace is our Nubian queen.
You know what I mean?
shane cashman
Black Lives Matter.
elijah schaffer
Black Lives Matter, ladies and gentlemen.
Here's what she had to say on Theo Vaughn.
Watch.
candace owens
I've been very disappointed Christians who are using, trying to use this like biblical argument for just, well, no matter what.
theo von
Are people doing that?
candace owens
Yeah, it's pretty sick, man.
It is very sick.
They're basically saying that the Bible, you know, the Bible will bless those who bless Israel.
And I'm like, okay, so we have a country who first and foremost doesn't have to give us back our pedophiles.
Literally, if you, there's, they have this weird rule that you can go if you're Jewish and hide as a pedophile.
And actually, an amazing Jewish organization did the work there.
You could pull it up.
I think it was on CBS.
It was, I forgot the name of the Jewish organization, but they followed, went to Israel.
I was like, why are we harboring pedophiles?
theo von
So there was a Jewish organization that they had pedophiles.
candace owens
They did amazing.
No, they were not the pedophiles.
They did the investigation to show how people are using how like people who have molested children in America, if they're Jewish, they can then make their trip to Israel and be protected by the government.
And Israel doesn't have to bring, like, they literally don't have to, yeah.
theo von
Exposing.
candace owens
CBS News, that's the second one.
How Jewish Americans are not find a single person who says that that's wrong.
theo von
Hide from justice in Israel.
But can't they hide?
Can't most people say if you are, so these are people that are Israeli citizens?
candace owens
No, they can then become Israelis.
They're American, right?
So if they just hop, if they're being like on a trial, you get to Israel, they'll protect you.
And so they went and went to where all these pedophiles are and spoke a lot about, you know, this, this, or I can't remember the name of the organization, but they did amazing work there, Jewish Community Watch.
That's what it is.
And so that's what I mean, where it's like there's also this wrong conflation that annoys me as well, because you have Jewish organizations who will objectively say this is wrong.
They recognize they are Americans.
They don't support pedophiles.
And yet the mainstream media is trying to conflate them and make them think that they have to defend the actions of this state.
And yeah, if you even talk about this, so say it's anti-Semitic, talk about this.
What are you talking about?
You're taking billions.
That's the difference here.
This is a country that is taking billions and billions and billions.
It's an American welfare state, you know?
And CBS jumped on it.
CBS News investigation has found that many accused American pedophiles flee to Israel and bring them to, and bringing them justice can be difficult.
theo von
Okay.
Has been trying for years to find a campaign.
Carol's one of them.
So Jimmy Carro, he's a one-in-man and is considered dangerous, accused of assaulting a nine-year-old girl in Oregon in 2000.
He fled to Israel before authorities in the U.S. could apprehend him.
But is this just one guy?
candace owens
No, no.
So this is a story about how they are doing this.
The main story is like that they were investigating is that there's so many people that did this.
theo von
Why do they allow it?
candace owens
Because they have special consideration and they are not allowed.
They don't have to give us back our pedophiles.
I don't know.
I don't, I never understand this random Israeli loopholes.
And it's ridiculous.
And the fact that they can just call people anti-Semitic, like a sweeping allegation.
How dare you notice that this is happening over here?
You're you anti-Semite.
And it's like, you, we have every right to critique this nation because you take money from us, especially, right?
That means when we go to work and taxes are being taken away, we're paying to support this.
And then we're being gaslit by the media who's telling us that critiquing them in any way is an act of hatred for Jews, which is just such a nonsense.
theo von
Oh, I think I don't like that Netanyahu guy.
I hate him.
Seems like an evil guy to me.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he does seem that's pretty, that's like, I feel like he's letting his power levels maybe a little bit too obvious.
Like, I don't really like that young guy.
shane cashman
Did we like how he handled COVID over there?
elijah schaffer
No, they did a tyrant.
He did for most vaccinations.
shane cashman
Right.
He was a tyrant.
elijah schaffer
He was a tyrant.
But also, like, let's just say this.
He handled COVID like he handled Palestinian children.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Just got rid of that shit.
shane cashman
That's it.
elijah schaffer
Just easy.
shane cashman
The vaccine is a smaller version of the rockets they send to Gaza.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
They were just, what if they were just trying to vaccinate the children?
shane cashman
With the missiles.
elijah schaffer
With the missiles.
shane cashman
It just turns out that that vaporizes them.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
And you know what?
But as we find out here, I'm going to be completely upfront with you.
I by no means want Palestinians living.
Can we talk about this for a second?
Because this is a huge issue with the Groipers.
And I like Groipers.
I have no problem with Groipers.
But one of the things that I don't like was during this time, people really defending Palestinians and towards becoming pro-Palestinian.
I'm pro-understanding Palestinians' anger towards Israel, but I'm not like, oh, I like the Palestinians.
It's like, you know, there could be a war between Azerbaijan and Serbia or something like that.
And I could understand these people's plight, but I'm not trying to import them into my country.
And I may not back them up, including the Uyghurs in China.
Like, just because I understand that the Uyghurs are being persecuted by China, I'm not suddenly pro-Islam and then like want Uyghurs in my country and like Uyghurs are great.
shane cashman
Just because you're in a concentration camp doesn't mean we need you here.
That's what you're saying, right?
elijah schaffer
That's what I was saying.
There was a, you know what's crazy?
Imagine you complain for 2,000 years about not having a place, a country to live, and then you get that country through, like it's yours and it's growing and you refuse to live there and then complain about everyone doesn't want you in their country while you literally have your, I know it doesn't happen, but like think about if you had, like imagine if like people were like, hey, we got, we got to get out of the queen's persecution in England.
And then let's, this is a hypothetical, this didn't happen.
And then they like go and like start a country over in like, I don't know, we'll call it like America or something like that, right?
So they start like this country.
It's the United States or something.
And then they go and then they're like, it exists.
And then they all leave the United States, go back to England and then go, dah, the persecution here.
You've got to change your whole system and all your laws because back in America, we have freedom and that's where we lived.
And you're like, wait, but that country still exists.
Why don't you just go there?
Like, because I'm English.
It's like, wait a second.
But then why did you start that country if you guys didn't want to live there?
Why are you in my country making laws to me and my people about in England trying to change the crown and everything when you literally already did that over there?
And it's like, wouldn't that be freaking crazy if that was a thing?
shane cashman
I don't know why, but somehow that sounds very anti-Semitic.
elijah schaffer
I'm talking about Americans and the English.
You know what I mean?
shane cashman
That's so weird.
elijah schaffer
Well, the English are black now, so it'd be racist.
shane cashman
Yeah, I'm anti-everyone.
Like, I just want to work on this country and I'm anti-everything, isolationist until we can fix our own issues.
michael mendoza
Also, really quickly, I want to give a shout out to Land Solo.
michael hennessey
Let's go.
michael mendoza
Being a monthly supporter.
We haven't gotten a lot of those through Rumble yet.
On locals, people subscribing locals, but shout out.
If you want to support the show, you can go onto the channel.
You can go onto the video right below the video.
You can subscribe right there.
So shout out to Land Solo.
Doesn't happen very often, but by the way.
shane cashman
That's awesome.
elijah schaffer
Speaking of, this is actually pretty sketchy.
Someone also sent in a meme.
Doomsday Cracker set this in on a locals chat as well right here.
You go to my screen.
Boom.
There you go.
michael hennessey
There it is.
I've been loving this.
michael mendoza
You have to be loving these.
shane cashman
These are quickly becoming my sleep demons.
There are so many, the 3D vans that spin slowly.
elijah schaffer
Dude, yes.
shane cashman
I think I saw it on my ceiling last night when I had sleep paralysis.
elijah schaffer
Did you know about this, though, by the way?
Top Jimmy68 also sent in a $5 super chat said, haven't been able to catch a live in a while.
Just wanted to say, good job on the Tim Pools Culture War.
Thanks for representing me and the boys E. Let's go.
I actually, this is like not a joke.
I can't, I'll lightly say this.
Shortly before, this is actually kind of like karma for people complaining about memes.
I got in serious trouble over a meme about a couple weeks ago regarding JD Vance.
And it came from JD Vance's people.
Like it was like a very serious problem, like had a very serious problem.
Because I do have a journalist job, so do you too.
And it was like considered disrespecting the Matrix one.
Administration.
And it jeopardized some of my colleagues and people's position to be able to report in the White House and stuff.
shane cashman
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Legitimately.
That's ridiculous.
And then a week later, he became the number one meme in the world.
shane cashman
It's ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
And I couldn't, I was like, God, are you there?
Like, I got in trouble and almost lost a big contract over at JD Vance meeting.
And then everyone decided the next week to meme him into oblivion.
shane cashman
Because the rights become a monolith in a lot of ways and they need approval from the rest of their friends to do stuff.
I think it's ridiculous.
This administration doesn't really like to be criticized.
elijah schaffer
We were talking about this.
Listen to this, Mike.
This is actually really important.
So I brought this up to you.
And I'm going to say the exact thing I said to you.
And I want you to bring this up.
You would know about this too.
Is I go, it's interesting because I've always thought it's weird.
I'll put it into two categories.
The administration will talk to ABC, NBC, who are like, just spread lies and slander.
I mean, they go after Trump's kids and they'll let them in the White House.
They'll let them come on Air Force One, et cetera.
Same thing goes with the independent media, right?
Like Daily Wire will have them like porn stars who have like getting just their assholes racked out by cocks, you know?
And I know that because Pearl posted it, Pearl Davis Murray was like, oh, yeah.
Nala, did you really change?
And Nala's just getting like anally, you know, penetrated.
And I was like, wow, it's six in the morning.
Thanks, Pearl.
But they'll have that on, they'll like Destiny on.
And then like, they won't have like Ian Carroll on or me on or you on.
This is weird.
The right is the most discriminatory against itself, particularly against people who don't fall in line.
And I was like, isn't that weird?
They police people like you and me who think 99% the same because we disagree on like several issues.
shane cashman
But you have legitimate concerns and criticisms that they don't want to deal with.
So they'll talk to the left because the left hates them and criticizes them for all the wrong reasons, right?
Even Elon.
You know, I have, I believe I have legitimate criticisms against Elon for a lot of reasons.
Technocracy, Neuralink, anti-human, anti-Christian, lots of reasons.
Although I think he's a very smart guy and I love Doge.
But the right doesn't want to hear that from the right.
The right only wants to hear the bad criticisms from the left.
They want to use it Nazi.
They want to be horrified.
And it's easy for them to shut it down.
That's why Ben likes to go around college campuses and shoot down people instead of talking to people with legitimate criticisms.
elijah schaffer
I've heard there's some Muslims who like to go around in cars and take people down too in Germany recently.
It's kind of, it's interesting.
These Semitic people, they like to take people down that are easy targets.
shane cashman
That's right.
Just drive right on through.
elijah schaffer
It is true, right?
It's like the Muslims, the Jews, they're all trying to just bombing families.
They love the easy targets.
By the way, I'm not justifying Islamic terrorism.
I just want to say I completely understand why Muslims run through our Christmas markets and stuff.
michael hennessey
This is a recent, this is called live footage.
unidentified
Wow.
michael hennessey
Christmas.
shane cashman
This is happening right now.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is Christmas in Germany right now.
michael hennessey
Why would that car do that?
It's obviously not the job.
shane cashman
Good point.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That car should die at a left.
michael mendoza
Is that a Bugatti?
Andrew, Andrew Tate?
This is why the Santa snapped.
michael hennessey
Ah, this is Miami.
michael mendoza
Yeah, yeah, it is.
elijah schaffer
That's what Andrew Tate did, and that's why the right hates him because he's like, We're winning this election.
No, but I also was gonna say, on a purely ideological note, someone will clip this out and say I'm being pro-Islam.
I'm not at all, but like, I actually, I was trying to understand their tactics a couple like the other day when they just went through a Christmas market, another Christmas market, a spring market or whatever, and just kill a bunch of people.
I go, Why that?
And then I text my friend and he just writes me back, uh, why would Muslims kill innocent people in inhumane, indiscriminatory attacks to send a message?
And he just like sends me like an image of Gaza.
And I was like, oh, they're like, wait, so like, you're saying that that country's actions are like, wait, like, huh?
Yeah, exactly.
unidentified
It makes sense.
elijah schaffer
Like, oh, once again, we have to pay the consequence for their sins type of things.
But you know what I'm talking about.
shane cashman
One's just got a lower budget.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's a lower budget Gaza war, and it's, but it's not in Israel, it's in our countries.
White people get to get killed instead because who are we?
shane cashman
That's right.
elijah schaffer
Well, we don't deserve anything.
shane cashman
Taxpayers that the taxes are going to the murders in other countries.
elijah schaffer
But you brought up Elon.
Okay.
Honest take, Hennessy.
I mean, Elon, good or bad guy.
michael hennessey
I have my troubles with Elon, especially with the whole H-1B thing that went through.
The transhuman, like you're saying, you know, just say it.
shane cashman
He's the Antichrist.
michael hennessey
I believe it.
I believe there's others that also maybe bring it in.
I got a pardon from one of them.
shane cashman
So he's an Antichrist.
unidentified
Yeah.
You got a pardon?
michael hennessey
Yeah, presidential party.
michael mendoza
Oh, you don't know the lawyer.
unidentified
You don't know the lawyer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Look, that cupcakes sounded too.
shane cashman
I already know that.
michael mendoza
Yeah, this guy was head of the oath.
I'm just kidding.
elijah schaffer
This is Ray Epps.
michael hennessey
I had these pipe bombs.
I don't understand why everybody got out of that.
michael mendoza
Now that's obviously a joke.
unidentified
Obviously, a joke.
michael hennessey
No pipe bombs.
Only cupcakes.
elijah schaffer
Pipe bombs.
unidentified
He was bombed when he was pipe by Michael.
shane cashman
That's his only fancy name.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
shane cashman
Pipe bombs.
michael hennessey
I'll have the link in the description so you can check that out.
elijah schaffer
No, but yeah, he actually got in allegedly in the Capitol on January 6th.
michael hennessey
So I was there.
Sick.
shane cashman
Well, congrats.
michael hennessey
Congrats.
shane cashman
I'm glad that you got a pardon for that little tour through the Capitol.
michael hennessey
Yeah, it was a nice tour.
I handed out cupcakes.
I had a wine bottle at one point.
I didn't bring it out of the Capitol.
I know the FBI was really worried about that.
Might have got shot out of my hand.
Who knows?
But yeah, so dodged five years.
shane cashman
Yeah.
That aside, I think Elon's enemy to the future of humanity.
michael hennessey
I do.
I have my troubles.
shane cashman
Because he wants to build a technocracy because he wants to build a world that's a dystopian future run by robots.
He's even said recently that there will be more robots than humans on the planet in the next five or ten years.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
shane cashman
He wants you to have robots to babysit.
I think he, the vision he has of the future, is completely against humans and against Christianity.
elijah schaffer
Do you know why I don't like AI?
shane cashman
Why?
elijah schaffer
Because Indians are involved in it.
shane cashman
Well, do you know what to do without laugh?
michael hennessey
You can smell the trouble.
Do you know what's coming?
shane cashman
Did you see that article?
elijah schaffer
I'm not even talking about the technology.
michael hennessey
I can just smell it coming.
shane cashman
There's an article, I think it was today or yesterday about they're using AI to mask the Indian accents on the callers.
Really to like make it more English sounding.
michael mendoza
Have you ever seen this before, Shane?
That Elon's grandfather was actually the leader of the technocracy in Canada.
shane cashman
He got kicked out of Canada for wanting to make a technocracy.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
shane cashman
A technocracy is a small government of like technological experts that run everything.
And all the so what are the odds that this guy's grandson would be a technological expert who is now overseeing a country?
michael mendoza
You know what, Shane?
I hear you and everything, but hear me out.
shane cashman
I'm here.
michael mendoza
I'm listening.
His lay epic meme lord, his tech support.
Let that sink in.
shane cashman
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, cool.
michael mendoza
What do you think about it?
shane cashman
He's meaning his way into your heart because he's a con man.
He's a con man.
And like, what are the odds that Werner von Braun would write a book after Operation Paperclip when he came over to America when our government hired all the Nazis and he wrote a book about colonizing Mars and the government there was run by a guy named Elon.
People are like, well, Elon's maybe it's just a popular name.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
That's not a weird coincidence.
michael mendoza
Wait, you guys don't have Uncle Elon?
That's a weird thing.
elijah schaffer
I'm the most likely to have one.
Yeah.
shane cashman
What are the odds then?
That then we get an Elon that wants to colonize Mars.
elijah schaffer
Okay, look, I actually do want to talk about this because I feel like this is fascinating to me.
But I do want to remind you guys something very important here.
Obviously, we are in a situation where I'm not asked to build rockets.
I'm not going to Mars, right?
But I do have something awesome to share with you guys today.
Obviously, you're married, Shane.
You got a wife.
shane cashman
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And with women, you know, I come home and there's like, you know, bunny rabbits and like crosses places.
There's new pillows.
There's a lot of things that I would never spend my money on that all of a sudden that she buys.
And a lot of them I don't understand.
One thing that my wife has convinced me, and I've been, I've been wife jack memed on, is plants in the house.
Okay.
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Now, I'm obviously a city boy.
I'm not like an arborist.
I don't go around.
I don't understand all the different things about plants.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I'm just saying that because fast-growing trees is actually good when you have a wife like, me, we need a ficus.
And you're like, okay.
shane cashman
I married a florist.
So our house is covered.
Even was it covered and stuff.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I want to know why.
I think I want to know why with Elon, but I want to play this clip of Candace with Theo, where she brings something up that I feel like is forbidden.
And the reason why I bring up the forbidden is because I think criticizing Elon is also forbidden, right?
I know that.
There's an entire Elon dick-sucking cabal.
shane cashman
Yeah.
michael hennessey
You see it on Twitter all the time.
And even like when H-1B came out, everybody was just simping over there.
shane cashman
Jeremy Boring is at the very front of the human centipede of Elon Musk.
elijah schaffer
You have a good story about that.
Listen to this, though.
She's on Theovon.
And I honestly, I know I'd get along with Theo.
I was just out in Nashville.
They're both out in Nashville.
Not saying I've ever met them, but if I ever did, we'd probably all get along.
But here's the deal.
Check this out.
theo von
Like, well, why do you think there's such a strong relationship between the two countries then?
candace owens
To blackmail.
I think blackmail.
And I think this is the reason why we don't get to open the Epstein files.
You don't get to open the JFK files.
And I think it's a form of gaslighting us to pretend that our special friend and ally isn't just a person.
I mean, and by the way, parking aside America, other countries too.
You investigate anything.
I mean, I'm investigating Brigitte Macron.
Israeli blackmail comes up in Morocco.
Israeli blackmail comes up in, so to pretend that we don't know that Israel is involved in blackmail operations is foolish.
theo von
And again, I think all countries are probably involved in them.
candace owens
And I think that they have been like the, they have gotten it down to a science.
And there's no question in my mind that like sexual blackmail is what Jeffrey Epstein was involved in.
And I don't know if that means these, you know, people don't know when they go to these parties that the girls are underage.
And then it's like, haha, we've got you on tape, whatever it is.
And we can even, taking a look at the Diddy case, you know, blackmail, these little black, these blackmail, powerful blackmail operations are definitely operating.
theo von
And that's actual blackmail.
candace owens
Yeah, it's true blackmail.
I mean, if you have hidden cameras and you're capturing people, doing drugs and sleeping with underage people.
So I think it's these are, these are blackmail operations.
And I think they've been going on for decades in America.
theo von
Speaking about Epstein, right?
How do you know he's not just a Jewish guy who is doing, who is being perverted or whatever, and that he was doing business?
Like there's no real connection that he works for Israel, though.
candace owens
Well, he had passports.
Yeah.
So, and then it's also his ties to Ghillene Maxwell, Ghillene's father, Robert Maxwell.
The whole Assad attended his funeral.
He died in very weird circumstances.
I don't think even people who are pro-Zionist would deny that he was obviously Israeli American intelligence.
And he had weird passports.
I mean, he had like a Saudi Arabian passport, an Israeli passport, an American passport.
theo von
Oh, he's perv in this.
candace owens
And yeah, and under different names, by the way.
He had working passports of these different countries with different names.
You can't just get that.
You know what I mean?
You can't just get these passports without being connected to the intelligence services.
And it was never made clear why he was so rich.
So who was giving him all that money?
Was this like black ops, our tax dollars going to give him this illusion of wealth and power so that he would party with all these billionaires?
And yes, you're right.
Blackmail operations happen all across the world.
I think America, in terms of just how America has been seized, that's the only explanation for how Israel's able to expand with such a small population.
And like, you know, somebody has to be fighting their wars.
Somebody has to be funding them.
We're funding them.
So I think we've just become like the piggy bank to them.
theo von
But what do we, but, but if that's the case, what is the cross relationship?
Because yeah, I mean, I think the Middle East is historically a place that's not super chill, you know?
So that's probably what a lot of people would say is like, oh, well, you need an ally there, right?
candace owens
Which is so stupid.
I hate when people just say stuff.
unidentified
Like one of my things that I only- It's a strong theory though.
candace owens
But it's not.
It's just people just say things that are said all the time.
Why the hell do we have any business in the Middle East at all?
Like, why are you just trying to tell me that, like, I need an ally?
And I actually don't.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Okay.
So can I just, we'll start before we go back to Elon.
One thing I like to say about Candace that I think is really important is that, man, usually when black things are in my face, they go up, not down.
shane cashman
You know, the OnlyFans thing was earlier.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Wow.
I'm going to have a really weird mic placement because it just keeps falling.
No, but like, okay, people that people like to criticize the people around me, they're always trying to get me to condemn my friends.
You know, Andrew, Candace, Ian, we're all on friendly terms.
We all talk behind the scenes, and they're all very, very kind individuals.
One of the ways Mike would know a lot about this, and you probably know about this too, more Hennessy, but you'll figure this out from CPAC and everything.
What people try to do is they try to get you to condemn your allies.
And ally is a key word.
Ally doesn't really mean friend, right?
Ally means strategic partner.
Nobody in this industry is really my friend.
They're my allies or they're my enemies.
Strategic partnership does not mean I agree with everything you say.
It doesn't mean I agree with everything you do.
And whenever somebody's smart ass in the con ink says, oh, do you like Candice?
You agree with everything she says?
You know what my answer always is?
Well, I don't typically even listen to black women.
Like about anything, you know, not even like nothing.
And then we can break down women as well.
But oh, Candice, you're going to try to get me to attack her?
No.
She is my ally.
I will defend her and I will protect.
She is my, you know, I got to make a statement.
Say, Candice is my Israel.
She's my greatest ally.
No, but she really is.
She's a really, really a good ally.
And it's like, obviously, when they say we're all coordinating, we don't coordinate like that.
We're all friends, though.
We all know each other because we've all been ostracized and beaten down.
But I think it's funny because the mainstream is threatened by everyone in this spectrum to even you, meaning you're a part of an organization that they respect and like, but they won't have you on because you don't, you're not a yes man.
shane cashman
I said positive things about Kanye at a time.
elijah schaffer
Tell the people they don't know.
shane cashman
When you shouldn't.
When Ye came on Timcast IRL and then stormed off with Milo and Nick, I was there and I ran into Kanye and we hit it off.
He invited me to LA.
Then I spent a weekend in LA with him going to church and Bible study and writing raps.
And we talked for a while after that.
elijah schaffer
Is he short?
shane cashman
I don't remember.
He had the boots on.
He had those crazy giant boots on.
elijah schaffer
You're seven foot one.
shane cashman
Yeah, I am.
I'm taller than Ian Carroll.
Ian know that.
No, Ian's like the tallest person I've met.
But Kanye, I know he's shorter than me, but those boots I think added some.
elijah schaffer
Can I say this?
I would pay for a picture with Ian Carroll and Joe Rogan.
michael mendoza
Me and Shane were just talking about this earlier, too.
shane cashman
There was no picture of that online.
elijah schaffer
I'm sure.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
shane cashman
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
michael mendoza
And the reason why is because Ian Carroll is approximately three and a half Joe Rogan.
unidentified
So, you know, Ian is like a giraffe.
shane cashman
But yeah, so after that, I wrote a story about my time with Kanye during Yay 24.
And it was, you know, I didn't condemn him.
And at some point, I was booked or about to be booked on one of the Daily Wire shows.
And then I was told I was not allowed to do any Daily Wire shows because of my stance on Kanye, which is hilarious because then Daily Wire basically took the same position as Media Matters.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
shane cashman
Who also wrote a hit piece?
elijah schaffer
Do you know that Ben works with the ADL?
shane cashman
Yeah.
So that's an opening.
Interesting connection there.
unidentified
Yeah.
Absolutely.
michael mendoza
Well, also, too, what I think is interesting is that, you know, they think that people have to be collaborating.
They have to be working behind the scenes because they like it's really projection because they because they can't even fathom that people would come to the same logical conclusion independently.
Whereas, I mean, they literally are all working together.
They're working with the ADL.
They're working with Media Matters, stop anti-Semitism for any kind of logical criticism of Israel.
So I think it's projection.
shane cashman
Do you think Ben writes under a penyard for Media Matters?
elijah schaffer
No, but wait, we never talked about this.
And I don't think you've been around long enough to know this.
Another lesser known Media Matters in ADL is called Mediite.
shane cashman
Oh, yeah, of course.
elijah schaffer
Okay, do you know that one of the main...
Oh, shit.
I get, I get, see, when I say shit like this, I get, I get calls, I get messages, even from my enemies, like, dude, you fucking messages.
No, no, but air it out, bro.
But I'm going to be completely honest.
On my old show on the Blaze, which, by the way, I have a good relationship with now, surprisingly.
And I would like to say, I have nothing ill to say about anyone there.
And I think they're a talented group of people who do great things.
shane cashman
We're healing.
elijah schaffer
We're all healing.
And I also really like the CEO.
He's a really good guy.
And he's been very kind to me in the last year.
And I appreciate the bridge healing, you know?
That also means that you're probably doing well in life if people are willing to heal bridges, you know?
And so, because we build bridges, not walls.
You know that.
But, you know, in retrospect, there was one of the directors there that, you know, was helping with the show.
I mean, these are big crews, right?
You have a big crew of people.
This is not a joke.
His wife was a writer for Mediite.
And I would find that things that were said under the radar in the studio would make it into Mediaite, and things would get released, which is like people want to know how hit pieces were written about me and information was written before it even got to me.
It's because, well, somebody there is married to a lefty that works for Mediite.
And that's a real scary.
I don't know if he still works there, by the way.
I don't know.
So I'm not making any accusations, but I know his wife did work for Mediight and it was under the radar.
I don't even if the executives know that.
But it's like, that is pretty crazy when somebody who's there is like a plant and they would get really nervous around me because I knew.
And this is verifiable and this was like an open secret.
But it's like, I would fire somebody.
Honestly, I'm just saying like Mike or anyone.
If your wife or like work for the ADL, I'll just fire you.
Like, hey, man, I'm going to have to either, there's two options here.
You're going to either have to get fired or I'm going to have to hand you over the cartels.
You know what I mean?
shane cashman
Yeah, that can't happen.
You're inviting the enemy into your place.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I know I've worked with feminists before and that was the worst decision of my life.
You're inviting the enemy.
Why don't you start a show with a woman?
Oh, good idea, Elijah.
michael hennessey
You don't even allow him in the office.
elijah schaffer
No.
michael hennessey
You have a strict law on that.
elijah schaffer
Except for Joey.
Yeah, he used to be a woman, though.
michael hennessey
Can we get hashtag rape Joey in the comments again?
michael mendoza
Let's go.
Hashtag rape Joey.
michael hennessey
Hashtag rape Joey.
michael mendoza
Rape, Just kidding.
Just kidding, Rumble.
Sorry about that.
elijah schaffer
Sorry.
Rape jokes are not funny, but it is a funny joke we're talking about.
Your boys.
shane cashman
That's right.
elijah schaffer
And we're talking about not real rape when we're talking about raping his financial pockets.
shane cashman
Well, yeah.
Certain rape is constructive criticism.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, I know Elijah was enough to have a hit piece written about him.
Kind of cool.
There's been, I think we're up to now, I tracked him.
We're like 41 hit pieces, actually.
unidentified
Nice.
shane cashman
Yeah, and you would print them out and put them on the wall.
elijah schaffer
We used to have a segment where we just went over every week the new hit pieces, and we've had like two in the last week.
michael mendoza
Yeah, and yeah, well, and I was going to say, we're back on right wing watches radar.
So, you know, shouts out to you.
shane cashman
I think I've only had a few Media Matters articles, and they're always beautiful.
I love them.
You should collect them.
elijah schaffer
Well, listen, all I was going to say, I even, did I not warn you before you came on?
unidentified
I was like, hey, by the way, the people.
shane cashman
Which people?
elijah schaffer
Hindus.
shane cashman
Who's they though?
elijah schaffer
Hindus.
The Hindus are after us again.
shane cashman
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I want to tell you this.
I take it as a compliment.
There's this website that's like a Daily Beast offshoot called AngryWhitemen.com.
I don't know if you know about that.
Anyway, it's Angry White Men.
They have like an entire column dedicated to me.
They're very well read in the left.
It's like an Antifa journal.
And you know what, though?
I actually, I want to repeat this.
Whoever is the graphic designer behind Angry White Men, I will fire Mike tomorrow and I will hire you.
michael mendoza
Understandable.
elijah schaffer
Will hire you.
shane cashman
You make can we look at it?
elijah schaffer
Dude, it's like it's like blue-haired feminists making a good cup of coffee.
Okay, like gay trans Antifa make such fucking good art.
Like, it's like the aesthetics is just like it's there, man.
Lefties know how to create, you know what I mean?
So it's like these people are like angry white men.
Look up on, watch, type it in.
Just well, don't bring it up.
Yeah, I don't want to promote their website.
Don't like, don't promote their website.
No, it's just go ahead and type in Elijah Schaefer.
And they have articles, just whatever is dedicated.
And I believe they were working with the Australian government.
But all I was going to say was, is the fact is that when you're getting hit on, not by women, but by this, if you get hit on by gay guys and by the Jewish media, it's not good.
And I have a problem with both.
shane cashman
Yeah.
michael hennessey
I felt like Ari was trying to do that with you.
All right, Penny, my handler.
elijah schaffer
Tell them about that.
michael hennessey
No, he actually got a handler at CPAC when we were at CPAC.
I mean, this guy, this guy popped up out of nowhere.
There it is.
elijah schaffer
Elijah Schaefer uses Tim Cast IRL appearances to defend white supremacy.
michael hennessey
Look at Tim's face.
michael mendoza
Have you seen this man?
andrew tate
I never seen this article.
unidentified
This was what?
elijah schaffer
Culture War.
michael mendoza
No, no, no, no.
This was from the.
elijah schaffer
What was this?
michael mendoza
I don't think this is the recent one.
This, no, no, it's from May 62.
shane cashman
Imagine if they actually used a picture of you making yourself look short next to him instead.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
Why would they use that?
shane cashman
Why didn't they use that?
So, wait, he had a handler, a C-PAC?
michael hennessey
Yeah, he ended up getting a handler of C-PAC.
I mean, this guy came out of nowhere.
As soon as Elijah walked by, he's like, Elijah Schaefer?
unidentified
Interesting.
michael hennessey
And this guy ends up following us everywhere.
I mean, we went to go get food.
The guy's following us.
He tried inviting you to that dinner.
What was the dinner?
elijah schaffer
He invited me.
He gave me a VIP invite to Shabbat dinner.
andrew tate
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
They have so many articles, by the way.
It's crazy.
michael mendoza
Shout out, Ron Uns.
Shout out, Ronn.
elijah schaffer
All I was going to say is, I hope you get an article from the show.
shane cashman
Sweet of them.
Yeah, I did.
elijah schaffer
Would Tim fire you from an article this show?
unidentified
I doubt it.
shane cashman
Of course not.
I doubt it.
I doubt it.
elijah schaffer
You know what I'm saying?
But if you are making the article, make the thumbnail cool.
Aren't those cool thumbnails?
shane cashman
They look great.
elijah schaffer
Please, if you're going to put Shane in the, whoever's watching this, whoever the right-wing watch bitch is or whatever, please make Shane look cool because I sometimes get excited when I see the hit articles because like, and they also give you names.
They'll be like Elijah Schaefer, who abuses women, harasses women, and is a conspiracy theorist, and he hates Jewish people.
And you're like, yo, thank you.
None of that's true, but like that would, that kind of makes me sound cool.
unidentified
Yeah, it's nice.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Like, it's not true, but like, yo, look, I said, woman hating, Jew-hating, like, motherfucking conspiracy theorist, king of like right-wing Nazis.
That's not true, but like, you are making me sound cooler than I am.
shane cashman
Yeah, I was on some kind of list of like IRL guests that should be scary IRL guests.
I forget why.
Conspiracy theories, probably.
I forget what qualifiers are.
Yeah, because I'm seven foot one.
michael mendoza
I love this one, by the way.
Elijah Schaefer hosts Holocaust denier Ron Uns.
He's Jewish.
shane cashman
That's amazing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Ron Uns is a good idea.
michael mendoza
He's Jewish.
shane cashman
That's why they had the Star of David behind you, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it says Elijah Schaefer host Holocaust denier Ron Uns.
He's Jewish.
shane cashman
Do they say that in the article?
michael mendoza
Do they actually not?
elijah schaffer
The best one was that BET interview with, dude, you guys are, if you're new to the show, you're away from the lore.
Like last year, it was like the BET interview with DDG.
I thought about suing him because he was like, yo, it just drops on BET.
It was shocking.
The guy's like, yo, like, so you're with Haley Bailey.
Also, we got to talk about Elijah Schaefer.
It's like BET.
It's like fucking like black onto television.
I was like, someone sent me the clip.
I'm like, why am I being mentioned on here?
unidentified
Like, he disrespects your wife, your girl, you know?
elijah schaffer
And he's like, the rapper just goes straight to the throat.
He's like, well, you know, Elijah Schaefer is, he looks like a clown, you know?
And he rapes people.
unidentified
I was like, that's a lie.
michael hennessey
Only our intern have ever seen you do that with.
That's the only time.
elijah schaffer
And also, it wasn't rape with Shane because Shane said it was okay.
michael hennessey
Yeah, I did.
Use Van Man to boob it up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
shane cashman
Consent forms.
unidentified
All right.
michael hennessey
Shout out to Van Man.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to Van Man, actually.
shane cashman
What a segue.
What a segue, people.
elijah schaffer
I want to talk to you guys about Shane's favorite product, Van Man.
I recently came across this company, obviously, because of Mike.
It's always Mike.
But honestly, guys, okay, this is actually real.
This is true.
Do you know about Van Man?
shane cashman
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
Because you have young kids.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
And one thing you know is that everything is like when you're a parent of like new kids, everything's either death or life.
Like it's like, okay, that will kill my kid.
That will not kill my kid.
And then with women, whether they're pregnant, not pregnant, on their period, off their period, having a good week, a bad week, whether they're young or they're old, everything is death or life, either way.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, should I say something or should I have peace of mind?
You know what I mean?
shane cashman
I'm going to say it.
elijah schaffer
Let's go.
One thing that happens when you start getting my age, you start getting over 25, you start caring about chemicals in your body and what's going on you.
And you find it like bears getting sued now for having carcinogens in their health products.
Johnson and Johnson got sued.
Basically, you need to find a way to find companies.
You can't figure out which companies are killing you.
You can find out what companies are not killing you and what are helping you.
And you can do that by switching to holistic products like vanman.shop slash Elijah.
This is the beef tallow balm.
I know it sounds weird if you're not in the health world.
Mike, you know this sounds.
We talk about beef tallow.
People are like, isn't that like baking, like bacon fat?
It's like, can you please tell them what this is?
Because this is like not a joke.
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, honestly, it sounds weird, but I mean, just go to the store, go to CFS go target, look at like a Neutrogena moisturizer.
There's 20 things on there that you can't even pronounce.
But I mean, once I first started using it, yeah, it does honestly like it smells like beef.
It smells like bacon or something, but it works extremely well.
You'll be shining.
You'll be glistening.
It's the best moisturizer out there.
So, I mean, I'd highly recommend.
elijah schaffer
And, you know, no, but I'm saying, no, beef tallow does smell like beef.
However, not this, because the reason why is I'll give you a sniff test.
They've infused it with essential oils and with honey.
So it gives the perfect, it gives the perfect moisturization.
But if you're greasy or dry, it basically locks in and helps you from like aging.
You don't have to get Botox.
Plus, they also have like fluoride-free toothpowder.
They have the metal-free deodorant.
This is stuff that's really important.
And guys, look, I know, even me, like, I still have some of the anti-perspirant with the aluminum or whatever in it.
And I'll use it like when I'm around like people, but like just in the day around my family, I try to use as little of the chemicals as possible.
And my favorite thing is summer's coming up, the sunscreen without carcinogens.
That's a big one, the face sunscreen.
If you're white like me, black don't crack, but white do.
So check it out.
Also, black do crack as well, but they do it, like smoke it, but they don't crack.
White people do meth.
So there's that as well.
But you know, if you're trying to get off the stuff, actually smell this.
It's an actual.
shane cashman
Oh, I know, dude.
I'm all about beef tallow.
It's great.
Yeah, it's great.
I have the Irish potato complexion.
So this stuff is great for me, you know?
elijah schaffer
Dude, you're literally looking at it.
I'm literally was my ethnicity is starch on my own.
Yeah.
So check it out at vanman.shop slash Elijah promo code Elijah for 10% off.
You got to check out these products for your family today.
I want to look at something here, kind of important here.
So kind of some of the stuff is Candice was also talking to Theo.
We're kind of like on a topic.
This is how we used to be slightly offensive back in the day.
You never went on a Blaze, right?
shane cashman
Not at Blaze now.
elijah schaffer
So we used to do this.
This show used to avoid the news and we just kept cultural topics the whole time.
And then we just watched clips and then shot the shit.
It's my favorite way of doing the show.
We already do VNN, which is like a great news show.
michael hennessey
It's more of a deep dive.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And you know what?
I want to remind people.
So if you like this show, this is actually not a joke.
If you like this show and you're like, hey, I do like this, but I'd like to hear Elijah.
You know, I'd like to hear him talk about the news.
I'd like to hear some stories where maybe like, you know, whatever.
Check this out.
Like, you know, we just did an episode yesterday.
You should check this out here.
Check, check.
Let me see if I can go here.
Yeah, here we go.
Boom, boom, boom.
Wait, where is this?
Okay, go to my screen.
Here we go.
So you can see there's like, we have like a real news show here.
And look, people like it.
What is that?
unidentified
Boom.
elijah schaffer
117,000 views.
And that's what it's doing like every episode.
People like the show.
It's got a lot of views.
You might not have known that, but that's why I remind you guys to follow me at locals so you'd know Lijashafer.locals.com.
But you can follow, this is another one of my networks here.
I don't know if you guys know this, but I run a news network called Vigilant News Network.
And you can find it there on Rumble.
You should follow it.
But I want to watch this video because basically Theo Vaughn realized what we all realized.
We are so fucked with what's going on.
Watch.
candace owens
The clothes, like, I just don't, I kind of like to mind my business like a little bit if that's possible.
If America could employ that foreign policy for a bit, it'd be great.
theo von
I agree with that.
That's how exactly how I feel.
But I do think that we're so fucked in the Middle East because we've started so much.
You know, we've been just as bad as any other country as about causing trouble in places, you know?
candace owens
And for whose benefit?
Who has benefited from that?
All of the stuff we did in the Middle East who's benefited from that.
The answer is Israel.
Okay.
We have not, America has not benefited from any of these wars.
Why did we just have all of these daughters and sons dying in the Middle East?
Is America a safer country?
Our borders are wide open.
Are we a cleaner country than before we got into these wars?
Are we like, do you remember the glory days?
Were you alive in the 90s?
Things were so chill in the 90s.
I feel like I always go back to that.
I'm like, I swear in the 90s, everybody was chill.
We're happy.
We're wearing overalls.
We were saving up money for Disney in like those big Poland spring bottles.
Like at least I was, we were in my house.
And then I just feel like September 11th happened and we just could not stop being involved in stuff.
And we were told that it was because it was going to make us safer.
And it didn't make us safer.
All I know, I don't feel safer when I have to just like strip dance at every airport.
We used to not have to do that as a matter of fact.
You should just get on the plane.
theo von
Unbelievable.
candace owens
And they never found anybody with a shoe bomb.
It was just this illusion of Middle Eastern terrorism that made us give up all of our rights.
Things used to be cleaner.
The streets used to be cleaner.
There was in America before we decided to get involved in everybody's business.
theo von
You can't blame that all on Israel, though, I don't think.
candace owens
Well, I'm saying that I'm talking now about our Middle Eastern policy.
unidentified
Right.
theo von
Well, yeah, I think we've created so much carnage over there that now you have children who hate America.
You have places that hate America.
And the sad part I agree with you on is that, yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right.
It is, it is pretty funny, right?
He's like, we're so fucked in the Middle East because we've started so much.
Have you ever seen that map, by the way, of all the countries we've been to war with in like the last 25 years?
And then it's like a map of all the countries that Netanyahu said that we needed to destabilize to keep Israel strong in the 90s speech in front of the U.S. and the UN.
And it was like, the only one we haven't gone to war with yet is Iran.
But yet we did stoke a war between Iraq and Iran in the 1980s.
shane cashman
Yeah.
It seems like we're getting there.
michael hennessey
Yeah, they're heading towards.
shane cashman
Also, also, I just want to say war in quotes since we've never actually declared.
We haven't declared war since the 40s.
So we just keep messing with people because we like it.
elijah schaffer
Also, sorry, somebody's in the chat.
Spondufer has said, Merch said that you were gay.
Sorry, I love you.
Please, Mike can witness this because Mike walked in on it.
So I will just, I wasn't going to do this.
Do you know Merch and Royce?
shane cashman
I've heard of him, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, Merch and I did have sex.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
shane cashman
There's a picture of it on the wall.
elijah schaffer
And it's printed out, and I give it to every guest, and they come in.
shane cashman
Shane, what do you think of it?
I was appalled.
elijah schaffer
It was kind of gross.
shane cashman
And I'm not going over there again.
michael mendoza
And they're coming back on April 17th for more.
elijah schaffer
They come on my back.
michael mendoza
I can't say this.
michael hennessey
It's nice that you take the bottom approach.
elijah schaffer
I do.
michael hennessey
You know, just because it's a guest.
Do you want to bring him in?
You're like, you know what?
elijah schaffer
I'll be the bottom.
michael hennessey
You'll be the podcast.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you take the bottom.
shane cashman
It's a good friend.
elijah schaffer
You don't want to come out on top.
shane cashman
It's a good friend.
elijah schaffer
But you might come on the top.
No, but Mershon, honestly, like, I'll tell you, you know, he's a big guy.
And, you know, but like, you know, it wouldn't be the first big guy I've been in a sexual relationship with.
unidentified
Remember, what was the other guy that I was with?
michael mendoza
Which one?
elijah schaffer
Ethan Ralph.
michael mendoza
Oh, Ethan Rike's confused.
elijah schaffer
Ethan Ralph.
Ethan Ralph and I used to be intermarried.
michael hennessey
Remember?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Now we're friends now.
Now we're friends.
I like, I mean, Ethan's great.
I like Ethan Rock.
michael mendoza
Also, shout out Cheetah Man.
Cheetah Man says, or Cheetah Men, Almost Serious is killing it.
michael hennessey
Yeah, let's go.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
And by the way, tomorrow, a new episode of Almost Serious, Shane will be on.
He's talking about the Merch sex tape.
shane cashman
That's right.
It's a big drop.
elijah schaffer
It's an hour and 20 minutes of Merch sex stories, which is crazy.
shane cashman
And Elijah just read.
He just read the narration to me.
The whole transcript.
Just sitting there like, what?
michael mendoza
This is clap, Then merch night.
shane cashman
No, Elijah just screamed Jews every time.
That's when he calls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
You got to say Jew to the safe word.
unidentified
That's right.
michael mendoza
That's right.
unidentified
Holocaust.
shane cashman
He's wearing a net and not a mask.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's really disturbing.
I want to talk a little bit about your thoughts on what's going on with Elon Musk because there's kind of like this dick swinging conversation going around.
And it comes upon the ability of this.
You know, right now, Panama is being purchased.
I don't know if you know about this by BlackRock.
And on one hand, I'll be completely honest with Transparent with you guys.
I am on payroll with the GOP and I'm a consultant and I'm very transparent about that.
And I've been paid $1,300 to put out a couple tweets of just talking about what's going on.
And it doesn't conflict with my views because if I'm just being paid to tell people what's happening, I don't think that's weird.
If they ask me to support it or to promote it, I won't take the money.
But if you're like, hey, can you just share these news stories about what's happening for $1,300?
I go, sure.
Because putting out a tweet for $650 is really $700 is actually easy ass work.
And that's why my job's really easy.
It's not a real job.
So I did.
And then I didn't know when it was BlackRock.
They're like, hey, the Panama is being brought back into American control.
The Trump admin wants this information to go out.
Can you put this on your Twitter?
I took the money.
I put it out in the last 24 hours.
And it is interesting because I didn't realize until after I'd shared the story that I looked into them.
I was like, no, this is BlackRock.
Huh?
I can't word this that I support this.
Listen to this story because this goes into the billionaires corruption.
We're getting into some Elon stuff here.
Listen to this.
This is actually, by the way, guys, so you know, if you're new to the show, you can call me whatever you want, but I'm always very transparent where I get my money, who I work with.
Like, I just told Jones, he's like, yeah, we're taking polymarket money sometimes.
I don't care.
I think it's sketchy.
People don't share that they get their money from.
shane cashman
Israel, Israel is also funding this.
elijah schaffer
Well, Netanyahu specifically.
Actually his son, you know?
Oh, I'm compromised because Israel blackmailed me having sex with a 13-year-old girl in Nepstein's Island.
Like, Mike told me, they'll get over it, right, Mike?
You were like, come on.
michael mendoza
And also, to be fair, just to defend Elijah, you know, when he was taking money from BlackRock, he thought it was coming from Black Hawk.
So, you know, which is normal, which is understandable.
elijah schaffer
What you told me was the user that was already in my DM since everyone has access.
You're like, bro, you just said yes to BlackRock, not Black Hawk.
shane cashman
Got him.
unidentified
I got him.
elijah schaffer
And that's why I didn't try to take money from Polymarket from Peter Thiel.
I just thought it was my Peter, which is obviously, you know, again, it was a Peter.
It was a Peter reference.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
BlackRock strikes $23 billion deal to place Panama Canal ports under American control.
Hong Kong-based conglomerate that operates the ports near Panama Canal has agreed to sell shares.
unidentified
There you go.
elijah schaffer
It's agreed to sell shares of these units that operate the ports to a consortium, including BlackRock.
After President Trump alleged Chinese interference with the operations of the critical shipping lane, in a press release, C.K. Hutchinson, not to be confused with Louis C.K. or Louis KC, said Tuesday that it would sell all shares in Hutchinson Port Holdings and all shares in Hutchinson Port Group in a deal valued at $22.8 billion.
The two units hold 80% of Hutchinson ports groups that operate 43 ports in 23 countries, including two of the four major ports that exist along the Panama Canal.
The deal will give the BlackRock Consortium control over 43 ports in 23 countries, including Mexico, the Netherlands, Egypt, Australia, Pakistan, and elsewhere.
The consortium comprised of BlackRock Global Infrastructure Partners and Terminal Investment Limited will require 95 or acquire 90% of interest in Panama ports, company which owns and operates the ports of Balboa and Crystal Ball in Panama, according to the filing.
Sorry, it's hard for me to read off that screen and this screen's too small.
So I should probably zoom in.
There you go.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So we're talking about BlackRock.
We're talking about this idea of things that appear good, but may not be good.
America controlling Panama?
Good for us.
Okay.
Totally good for us.
BlackRock, an American corporation controlling Panama.
unidentified
Hmm.
shane cashman
This is all pointing towards the technocracy.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And so you're suspicious of this.
I'd love to get your take on this issue and also kind of shedding light on the same parallel so people don't think you're just like an anti-Elon, you know, hack or something.
unidentified
You have real suspicions because you look at this, you go, I like Doge.
shane cashman
I like what Doge is doing.
I think Elon is really smart, but I think a lot of these guys who are closest to Trump right now are very interested in turning the country into a corporation and the president into a CEO.
Those are their words, right?
Peter Thiel is JD Vance's mentor.
Elon Musk and Peter Thiel are homies.
Vivek is part of it as well.
These are people with ties to Silicon Valley who all look up to someone like Curtis Yarvin who writes about this stuff about technocracy.
And there's things Curtis says that I agree with in terms of the democracy, right?
That the right in America doesn't really show power when they're actually in power, which they're kind of doing now to some degree.
However, where I diverge from him is I don't want a technocracy because a technocracy is like a small group of experts in this corporation that they call it running everything.
And post-COVID, during COVID, we learned that experts, there's no such thing.
We might have known that, but the world found out that experts are dead and they're not experts.
They're ideologues, right?
So how do you determine who's an expert and who can run the country?
So BlackRock owning so much.
And then the other day on the Elon Rogan interview, I think Elon even said, oh, is BlackRock a bad company?
Was that a, I don't know if you guys saw that interview.
elijah schaffer
No, I didn't.
shane cashman
But I was like, oh, that's interesting.
elijah schaffer
I just think that clip upset.
shane cashman
That's an interesting little sound.
Unless I'm forgetting, or, you know, I might be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure he said, oh, is BlackRock a bad company?
Which in retrospect is funny now thinking about this.
And now with Elon running it, I also thought it was funny at the State of the Union when everyone's clapping about not having unelected bureaucrats.
But technically, Elon is an unelected bureaucrat.
Although I agree with what he's doing with Doge.
So all that has to say is the technocracy that we're moving towards, in my mind, is a danger to this country and to humanity.
And, you know, what Curtis Yarvin would say, a lot of these people like Teal references Jarvin a lot, is that they do want to implement some sort of AI government, right?
That's what Rogan and Elon just talked about.
Rogan has said we should have an AI government because it'll be more objective.
How are you going to have something that's objective?
elijah schaffer
I haven't heard of this, honestly.
shane cashman
Oh, it's insane.
Yeah.
We don't, my fear with Doge is that after we cut everything, which we should totally cut, they're going to replace it with AI because a lot of these people think AI is objective.
But it's a monster, in my opinion, that's being made by flawed, obviously subjective people.
So then you're going to have a flawed subjective machine, just like when you saw a lot of other AI creating DEI type of answers, right?
Like Black George Washington or something.
You're never going to have a perfect, there's no such thing as perfect.
We're all flawed.
It's a fallen world.
So them implementing a lot of these things, which I agree with, I believe are going to lead to this corporate takeover of the country, which we're probably already at, that's being run by AI.
Who do you think is reading all of these emails with the five things you did last week?
It's not people.
It's Grok.
And it's being fed into Optimus, probably.
It's being fed into the science at SpaceX so they can, so Elon can have a rocket that, you know, which he said, the rockets will be basically run by AI to get to Mars.
I don't agree with AI.
I forget where I said this earlier.
I was talking to Elijah.
You know, the Luddites get a bad rap.
I get called a Luddite a lot for criticizing Elon.
And they'll call me, they'll say, oh, he's a Luddite.
And they mean that what they think they mean is that Luddites were just anti-technology.
But that's not true.
Luddites get a bad rap.
Luddites were actually anti being replaced by autonomy.
They used the technology of the day on an individual basis.
It was when they started building factories filled with the machinery that would replace them when they started raiding them and being like, nah, we don't want this.
That's where I'm at with AI.
That's where I feel like we're going towards now because they're going to want to, you think, man, like every interview I've seen with an AI salesman like David Sachs or Elon or Altman, it's always like they're shrugging off the long-term consequences of AI.
They're like, they almost laugh it off.
I'm like, I'm worried about my grandkids.
I'm worried about my grandskids, my grandkids.
Right.
And they're like, oh, it's going to be okay.
It's going to be fun.
Now it'll mow your yard.
It'll fold your laundry.
It could babysit for you.
It could answer all your questions.
It could write your email.
I'm like, you're going to sacrifice all of these menial tasks for what you think is luxury for dystopia.
And you're going to build a sky net.
That's just inevitable.
Trump is talking about building an iron dome here.
What happens when you build the iron dome and match that with the AI these people are building?
Trump's second, like, I love Trump.
I voted for him, but it was reluctant because of his ties to Silicon Valley, because of Peter Thiel, because of Sam Altman, because of the rebrand of Elon and the rebrand of Zuckerberg.
And on the second day, Trump's second day in office, what would he do?
Project Stargate, $500 billion shrine to AI.
You know, just the other day, he did a $100 billion investment in, I forget, I think it was a Taiwanese company coming here to build microscopes.
elijah schaffer
He started a company called Cheng Kong Po Tower.
Kung PaoRice.com.
michael hennessey
And then with Elon's, with the AI that he has now, I remember reading an article where BlackRock actually paid into it right before the H-1B and everything came out.
They actually gave him a lot of funding was from BlackRock.
elijah schaffer
Yep.
shane cashman
Yep.
So I'm very skeptical of that because a lot of that stuff to me is antithetical to the future I want for my kids.
And that is connected to everything I disagree with with Elon.
There's a lot of things I like.
elijah schaffer
Lunar Luther said, base Shane Cashman, not sucking Elon off on Tim Cass.
Same for Mary She's based and notices.
It is hard, though, taking the position of you because it is hard to not suck people off.
As we find out in this studio, it becomes really hard for all of us.
shane cashman
Well, ever since I went to Daily Wire and I saw Jeremy Boring on his knees.
elijah schaffer
Can you guys know?
Can you please listen?
Some of these inside stories are really important because I don't think people realize, you know, they see us on the screen and it's a little bit like media becomes like intellectual porn.
And I mean this genuinely.
It's like, no, but it's like, it's like, okay, somebody goes out, you get your dick sucked, you're like, dude, I got a blowjob.
Oh my gosh.
And then you go to confession.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But like the guys will go on.
This is not a joke.
You go on and you'll see more naked women in six minutes than a king could see in his lifetime.
Right?
You're scrolling through pages.
Oh, I don't like her.
Whatever.
There's all this like, you know, random stuff.
And you're, but it's not sex.
Okay.
You're not getting the, there's so much more to sex that is not that.
Okay.
You're seeing it and you're probably seeing women out of your league.
Some of those people are involved in these conversations and they, it's like porn to them.
It's like they're not, they're not brave.
They're not having these conversations in real life.
They're like spectating and they're like just watching political conversations because like it's not the real world.
Their family's liberal, whatever.
And they don't realize it's like, hey, we're just real people, normal ass folk that are just like, so is Jeremy and Ben.
And they're just regular ass people.
And we see them in the real world.
We see them off camera.
We hang around them.
We're in the same rooms as them.
And we know what they say.
We know their friends.
And it's a gossipy world and we get around.
And I think these stories are interesting.
You had an interaction, you know, at Daily Wire while Jeremy was there.
I've had many with him too, by the way.
Just reminding you guys when I went on Candace's show at Daily Wire.
He was like, you're here?
Like a girl, like rolled his eyes.
I was like, aren't you a millionaire CEO?
He's acting like Joey, he's actually the editor, Joey.
It's like he's like estrogen shots or something.
But no, but like you had this interaction with him.
I think it was very interesting.
What happened there on the election?
shane cashman
I was there election night with IRL and I just he kept saying Elon Musk is the greatest living American.
And it just made me like sick because I know how he feels about someone like Tate.
And I don't like Tate either.
Although I think Tate says a lot of interesting and appropriate like, no, like the things his criticisms of Israel, I agree with.
So it's like, I agree with a lot of things he says.
I just think he's a degenerate, you know, and a bad role model for a lot of young men.
But that said, I think Andrew Tate and Elon Musk have a lot in common.
So it's funny to me to hear Jeremy Boring talk about Tate one way, but Elon the other, only because, you know, he likes Elon now that he's pro-Trump.
But the Daily Wire wasn't even pro-Trump many different times, you know, throughout their career.
And people will be like, well, they've sued the government.
But, you know, we all know what Ben Shapiro said about vaccines.
FairCon had a better stance on vaccines than Ben Shapiro.
So it just made me sick having to sit there and listen to this guy talk about Elon that way because it's just tribal politics.
They just want someone who agrees with them and then says the things, the easy things.
Like, I hate the word woke.
I'm so over that word, although I understand.
elijah schaffer
You have the woke mind virus.
shane cashman
But once Elon says it, oh, he's the best.
He's the greatest living American.
michael hennessey
It becomes like a sports team a lot of the times with the way people are.
Like we build these people up and we're not holding them accountable for a lot of the things that they're doing.
It's like, oh, he says this.
We got to cheer it on.
And God forbid, if you go against any of the narrative that they're pushing.
unidentified
Yeah.
shane cashman
And it's just so funny.
Like Elon leaves a wasteland of broken families behind him.
I would never call that the greatest living American.
michael hennessey
But then we bother Tate about it.
If Tate does something talking about women or things like that.
shane cashman
Well, Jeremy Boring and Andrew Tate both have cam girl wage slaves.
They both put people in front of cameras for money that they take themselves.
So they actually have a lot in common.
You know, they're both ball too.
If Boring took off the hair transplant and took steroids, that's a little Tate light.
That's a new tate.
michael hennessey
Skim a cigar will be like in the same place.
unidentified
Well, they both smoke cigars.
michael hennessey
No, it's a perfect.
shane cashman
How long it takes on Daily Wire until it's like acceptable?
You know, that's the thing is like the stuff with Daily Wire that I don't like is that they want to be rebellious and they want to subvert, but they only do it when it's an acceptable rebellion.
Whereas there's lots of people who say things way early and get extracted from society.
Like I really like Owen Benjamin.
Owen's been saying stuff for 10 years that are just now being acceptable, you know?
And I get why he's upset.
With with people these days.
But he's also gracious in other ways.
You know and he and he has great, great insights into a lot of these things that he's had his finger on that pulse for lots of, in lots of different ways for a long time.
Uh, but like that kind of when you're a rebel, that's like almost coming back from the future, you're not accepted.
But when you're a rebel, when everyone else says it's okay, like now that um, it's like I was saying earlier.
Kanye said he loved Hitler.
Everyone had a meltdown yeah, and now people are sig hiling.
unidentified
You know, at cp people, people love Hitler.
shane cashman
There's a few.
Yeah, oh my god.
Well, he's coming back, he's.
This is a year, I think Hitler's coming back.
elijah schaffer
Oh my gosh Mike, i'm just hearing about this for the first time.
michael hennessey
This is come back to Hitler.
unidentified
James Lindsey, James James, what are you doing?
michael hennessey
Damn it James, you're radicalizing them.
elijah schaffer
All people love.
I just gotta say this, if anyone wants to cut this out, send us to me on x.
I can't believe we live in a society.
michael mendoza
You can stop there.
I can't believe that we live in a society.
shane cashman
Just wait till.
Just wait till.
Uh Hitler comes back and does Rogan.
Yeah yeah wow, numbers ever do Theo first, he'll do Theo first, because that's how the that works.
Right, you gotta do Theo or Lex Freedman first, and then you get to uh Rogan.
elijah schaffer
But it'll happen, dude, you know what?
unidentified
Uh.
elijah schaffer
By the way, are you on X?
You should retweet the live stream.
shane cashman
Am I on X?
I thought I did.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know if you did.
You should retweet um because uh, because it is just so good, it is so so good, um.
That being said uh, I do think let me see where we're at here on on the stream.
Um, if we're going into the second half, I think we are.
Yeah yeah yeah, we're here into the second half.
All right, we're gonna go on a.
shane cashman
Yes yep, we're gonna go.
andrew tate
We're gonna go on a break.
elijah schaffer
Now let me tell you guys something real fast.
I just posted behind the scenes pictures into the locals chat of what it's like here.
I've been doing extra live streams and you know what's kind of sad.
We got no new monthly signups.
In the last week uh, we got five new like email signs.
I guess we're kind of like gone and we did some other stuff.
Um, it is free to join.
Does it cost you anything?
How you guys not joined?
Uh locals, click the join button on Rumble right there at join.
Um, we got a lot to cover a lot.
We're gonna be talking about a Jeremy Boring feud between uh uh yeah, right there.
Uh, Jeremy Boring feud between uh uh, a black person what's his name?
Let me check.
michael mendoza
Actually, who's that, I don't know.
shane cashman
Just in Trudeau.
elijah schaffer
Oh no no no, against Jason Whitlock.
You know what's sad is Jason, and I thought, I thought we got along.
I've been on his show, it's a very good show.
And then like, there was this day where like, everyone at Blaze unfollowed me and I was like, why does it got to be like that?
shane cashman
You think there's like a mass email, like no, but it's like, why is it?
elijah schaffer
Why is it like We didn't have a problem?
Why do you why do you be tribal like that in here?
It's like yeah, that's why you know and you're a black guy, you know the people who screwed over your community are screwing over my community too, you know.
michael hennessey
Oh, is that the tribal music?
michael mendoza
That is actually Jason.
elijah schaffer
You heard that Jason wasn't sued No, but I like Jason Whitlock a lot.
I'm gonna try to heal that relationship.
Look, look at this.
Look at that.
There's me.
That's a crazy.
I should bring back that look.
That's a crazy note.
michael hennessey
Your hair looks so much darker, too.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that a crazy look?
That's a crazy.
That's back when I had a wardrobe budget.
And I had a salon.
I get my haircut for free every week.
shane cashman
You got makeup people coming by.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was already makeup there for sure.
shane cashman
Oh, yeah.
I've been in that studio.
elijah schaffer
It's not a bad look, though, right?
shane cashman
Powder your face up.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
I powdered your head up today.
shane cashman
I know that was a little uncomfortable.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, it was just too short.
I got, like, see this?
I should probably powder this up on the break.
Just okay.
I'm not.
shane cashman
Every time I make fun of Elon and Jeremy for being bald, my hair falls out more.
I've noticed.
But I'll take that.
elijah schaffer
Well, listen, we're going to Europa and chill for a second.
And we'll be back for a second.
By the way, you got to get on finasteride and monoxides.
unidentified
Do you know what that is?
shane cashman
It's too many chemicals.
elijah schaffer
No, it's my hair glue back.
shane cashman
Yeah, but then there's, I just don't, I'd rather just go bald and be organic.
michael hennessey
You got to grow the beard then.
You got to get the beard because it has to be a balance.
shane cashman
Everyone in my family ages like Bill Murray.
And that's my future.
michael hennessey
I definitely got to go on it, though.
My hair is thinning out right now.
And so it'll help out a lot.
michael mendoza
Well, or you can be Mexican.
unidentified
Yeah.
shane cashman
Wait, you can't tell he's Mexican because he's got like a white filter on.
I'll let you guys know how it looks for you guys.
michael hennessey
You should see him in person.
I mean, this guy is dark in person.
I'm like, damn.
You can check it out on Mike Mendoza OF.
You can see how dark he is.
elijah schaffer
Look at that.
michael mendoza
Okay.
Now you just really killed your mic, by the way.
unidentified
Bunched your mic biceps.
elijah schaffer
We're getting there.
michael hennessey
That's from IGF.
That's where the muscles are coming.
elijah schaffer
We're getting in good.
I remember when MJ used to lust.
I love MJ.
When I was Leslie, she'd like, she'd be like, freaking roll up your sleeves.
She'd be like, oh, come on, show me your armpit hair.
So she would say something like, show me your armpit hair.
michael hennessey
I still don't get why he does this every time we're in the studio.
Like, literally, he'll walk around the office and he's popping him out on the show.
elijah schaffer
The weirdest part is like, come on, my shirt on.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Today you do.
Most of the time it's off.
elijah schaffer
It's all of it's off.
No, but MJ, MJ did used to be like, oh, you know, making games from jerking that staff off.
Let's go.
See some horns.
All right.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We'll see you guys in a second.
That's what HRT does to you, right?
We'll see you guys in a second.
Give us three to five minutes and we'll be back to P-break.
Go grab a muffin, grab your petroleum jelly, call a black person, tell them you're sorry for the sins of your people.
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