March 5, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Trump’s FIRST ADDRESS To Congress.. Promises Made, Promises KEPT? | Guest: Chriscoveries
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Lawfare cases might have died with Donald Trump after two assassination attempts, actually, allegedly three.
But it turns out that the law affair in our political system actually is not over.
In fact, if you don't support Israel's war in Gaza, maybe if you want to help men to be stronger versions of themselves, and perhaps if you have a past, apparently, I'm just finding out this right now.
Apparently, if you have a kind of a sexually promiscuous, sort of abusive past, you cannot be a Republican.
Unfortunately, that means Trump's not really the president of the United States.
But just this afternoon, Governor Ron DeSantis launched a indictment and investigation and raided the homes of Andrew and Tristan Tate, who have touched down base here in Florida.
AP News is reporting upon this.
Just so you know, you know, we have been in contact with their team, and I can verify the fact that, yeah, they even took their phones.
Now, the reason why we're talking about this before we get into the congressional address is because this is all linked to Donald Trump, right?
The hatred for Donald Trump seethes beyond the borders of just a political debate between Democrats and Republicans.
We'll explain a lot of that a little bit later in the show as there directly is a leaker from the campaign who or from his office who oopsie.
That's why I told DeSantis.
He got leakers and a lot of people don't like DeSantis.
Morale is low.
And before you start saying, oh, you're defending pornographers, you're defending this, you just sound like the lefties who are telling to Trump, you know, he's a rapist.
He took out Eugene Carroll.
Look, I didn't say we're all good people.
I didn't say we've all done great things.
I said that there are fighters that are needed right now.
We need people who are fighting.
And these guys are fighters.
And if you don't understand that, I'll explain it later in the show.
And if you hate me after the show, well, fuck you.
I don't actually care.
Anyway, it's approximately 8:24 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
Let's start the show.
We've got Mexicans.
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Uh white people we you know it is it is not a uh far-right show without brown people.
And everybody's talking about the address to Congress.
But in fact, nobody really actually cares about that and that it hasn't happened yet.
So there's really nothing to talk about.
And rather than doing a gay pre-show, we're just doing a gay show, right?
So it's a little bit different than a gay pre-show.
Welcoming to the studio, not for the first time.
The last time we saw each other, I think we were in Australia, right?
Out in the Northern Rivers, technically, but right there in the South Queensland.
Chris Coveries, one of the most amazing journalists, he's essentially done what you've seen a lot of people do here by exposing what was going on during COVID and all the insanity.
But he did it in Australia.
So a lot of that stuff you guys have seen about the camps and the arrests and the crazy stuff that was him documenting it.
Way different from a year ago last time you saw it, Camera.
You're back in the U.S. You're back where the action happens, where things are moving and you're making more of an impact here now that you're texting Tate on the day that he's going into.
I mean, this is breaking stories that otherwise people wouldn't be.
And of course, in the back, the man behind the curtain, it is the Wizard of Oz himself, Mike Mendoza of the Mendoza Report on MikeMendozaReport.com underscore Mike Mendoza Report.
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All right, we got to jump into the top story for today because we can get into the address.
We will watch the address.
But this is pretty crazy breaking news.
The Florida Attorney General's office is investigating Andrew and Tristan Tate.
Investigating for what?
Being badass?
No, I don't know.
But listen to this.
This is actually very serious.
So you want to pay attention.
Tallahassee, Florida.
Florida Attorney General announced Tuesday that his office has opened a criminal investigation to Andrew and Tristan Tate, who are charged with human trafficking in Romania days after they returned to the U.S. Were they charged right after they turned to the U.S.?
I thought they've been charged and then they got their case dismissed and they were allowed to come here.
But anyway, we'll talk about that.
Attorney General James Uthmeyer announced on social media that he directed his office to work with law enforcement to conduct a preliminary inquiry into the Tate brothers.
Based on a thorough review of the evidence, I've directed the Office of Statewide Prosecution to execute search warrants and issue subpoenas in the now active criminal investigation to the Tate brothers.
Uthmeyer said after the Tates landed in Fort Lauderdale on Thursday, Governor Ron DeSantis told reporters that the brothers were not welcome in Florida and that he would have the Attorney General examine whether the state may have jurisdiction over their alleged crimes.
During an appearance Monday on the PBD podcast, Andrew Tate said the governor was craving to media pressure.
Tate said that he has a U.S. passport and the right to visit his home country.
He said he has broken no laws and that he has never been tried, let alone convicted of a crime.
Okay, so let's, we ought to, we ought to actually break this down for people that are new to this.
Look, I know there's the Ceethers, there's the Copers, there's people that rightfully don't like them.
There's people that rightfully don't like me or probably everyone on the show, maybe even you too, okay?
Like one person I understand is Petey, right?
Tate called his daughter ugly.
He fought with him.
I'd be mad at someone if they called my kid ugly too, right?
I can only make fun of my kid.
But I understand like that kind of personal beef with the Tates.
Maybe you got a disagreement.
Maybe there's a business deal that went bad.
Okay, fine.
You cannot like them.
But this whole idea that, you know, these people are the worst people in the world, yet they are investigated more deeply, more intricately than I've seen pretty much anybody be investigated.
I was afraid when the feds tried to take my phone, the feds took your phone.
And I think there's a lot of people who do not want the Tates as a model for their daughter.
But we can get into the moral judgment of that, which does matter.
All right.
That does matter is how we morally judge the Tates.
What you were talking about tonight is a Florida potential indictment on the roadmap.
How that indictment came to be?
Were the crimes, as you said, committed in Florida?
Is there again, as so often in your country, a political pursuit of this, as the governor did say within 24 hours of him landing saying this about crimes that, as I understand, didn't occur here.
Now, the crimes that did occur in Romania, of course, he should be pursued.
Due process should follow.
And if guilty, he should be convicted.
Yes, I think we've kind of trayed that out in the public opinion so far.
What we're talking about tonight is what's happening in Florida right here, half an hour away from us.
Is this man being pursued for political reasons?
And it doesn't look good.
Especially when the attorney general, who's normally about law, is talking about not the character, but the popularity of the man.
Listen, there's a lot of people I'd like to see not be here.
And a lot of them don't look like me, if you know what I'm saying.
But I will say this, the Tates themselves are also half black.
To prove I'm not racist, I'd just like to bring out the fact that I support half black people in the situation.
You know what I mean?
Fully, too.
So I have to consider that I knew this was a PR stuff because when he came out, I know Mike knows the back because we've been trying to get him deported for like 10 years now.
And every time we snug, we roofy him and do a little Cosby-ish.
We always try to get him across the river, but it's just like, it's too strong.
You know what I mean?
So we keep him another day.
But after getting back successfully from his last deportation when he was gone, I was reminded, they told me, like, by the way, you know, you can't deport him.
And I was like, why?
And they were like, because he's a U.S. citizen.
He's got a passport.
Since when is it that we don't welcome our own citizens back into our country?
You always know when something's lawfare when it's like immediately the bullshit alarms go off, right?
It's like, you know, he's not welcome in our state.
Since when did you decide, gay guy?
Listen to this.
Here's the attorney general, sloppy, too.
He looks like a sloppy man, just speaking out of his ass about the Tate brothers.
And this is the news, guys.
This is the most powerful empire in the history of the world.
Do you believe that there, can you give me any details of what I can't comment on a pending investigation, but what I can tell you is if these guys did criminal activity here in Florida, we will go after them with the full force of law and hold them accountable.
Okay, so I'm pretty happy because Tate agreed to do an interview after the 14th.
So he wants to, we'll do a comprehensive, you know, tracking this.
So he'll come here.
But the point is, is that I am not going on the grift card of like, oh, we're just defending these guys, defending these guys.
I've been a victim of lawfare and of false accusations and of criminal activity and lawsuits from the federal government, from private citizens.
I've had my name smeared.
I've had things happen.
And like, again, it's not to that extent, but I've seen, I've seen things where people say things about me and then it makes it into headlines and then people repeat those headlines and then people believe the headlines and then I try to employ someone and like their mom warns them not to work for me or whatever.
And you're like, okay, yeah, they have to tell them that's actually just kind of bullshit.
This is a nice person.
Now, of course, it's not the same thing.
I've never got accused of trafficking people, but I do.
I mean, you know, I'm really not that cool.
It's like, that's pretty crazy.
It's like, yo, you think I can traffic people?
I'm not Matt Gates, but I, but I, I think it's a, it doesn't take a man to have to go through it, to see a lot of men around them go through the same thing.
From me too, accusations all the way down to, you know, abuse accusations, domestic violence accusations.
We've seen family court and ex-wives and a lot of these things and I just think look, if they did commit a crime, I just sense that we would have already figured out about it and I bet you a million bucks, if they do get hit on a crime, it's gonna be some bullshit like uh, tax evasion or something.
That's gonna be like uh, an sec violation or like racketeering for their casino business, like I don't see it being like oh, they trafficked children.
Because uh, what about the Epstein files?
Pambondi, you bitch, what about that?
Like we're literally, you literally fumbled that.
And then it's like oh hey actually uh, because Epstein was here right, Pambondi's from here, Pambondi's aren't attorney general?
Epstein was from here, right in this room with us.
We were all there and participated in the acts with Epstein, right?
Yeah, you know um no, you know, if they did commit the crime once again, then some, they should be persecuted.
But you can see they're digging deep.
The guy even said, if there was crime committed here in Florida um, and the fact that they say, you know, we don't welcome that type of people here, but yet they allowed Epstein to be here for years and the truth still hasn't come out.
So I mean, how reputable are these people?
So I, I do think there's a political warfare to this and they're just going to dig deep to find whatever they can, as you mentioned.
And, Chris I, after hearing that, you know, and it's like the guy doesn't sound like he's like serious, you know, it's like oh yeah well, we just, you know, I got a lunch at six.
I'm gonna go to ANY V'S, I gotta get a peppercrusted steak and you know oh, we mean the pedophiles.
Oh yeah, I hate that.
You know they're minors and shit, and you know people be doing that.
You know it's like, sir, are you an attorney general of one of the largest states, of the most powerful country in the world.
Our people are not very serious people and you can tell he didn't come across like he really cared.
This is obviously a last-minute lawfare decision and i'll cry me, save me your, your tears.
Right-wing media, oh, defending a pornographer like Jeremy Boring's busting a fucking blood vessel in his head, like people can't talk to him or you can't go on our gay shows okay Jeremy?
Um, I don't.
He's.
You know, these people have lost their damn minds.
People saying that Patrick, but David shouldn't speak to people, like it's such a weird position where this is why conservatives are gay.
I don't, you know.
It's like, oh, you know that's not very conservative of you.
Yeah, conservatives are pussies and i'm not one, because i'm a nationalist and I want to win right and I want to be with fighters and right now we're in a war and I want to pick up a gun next to Tate, figuratively speaking, And go storm the other side.
I'm looking for people to fight alongside me.
And you know what?
So far, the investigation in Romania was good enough for me.
I followed it very closely.
We covered on the show.
I spoke with his legal team extensively while they were in jail and nothing was found.
And like I said, not making excuses for their bullshit behavior before when they were younger.
But you know what?
Every gangster's got to sell a little crack to get up in life.
So sometimes people do crazy shit to go ahead to get ahead.
I think you can condemn them as a role model for your children and not want them as a role model for your children while also recognizing that this does stink of lawfare.
And I think you can look at the behavior and look at Andrew Tate, as I certainly do, and go, that's not someone that I want influencing my kids at all.
I think the two are separate.
We tend to get wrapped up in this, oh, they're bad people, which I think most people look at their behavior and say, I don't want that.
But then say, is that guilt?
Is that criminal?
And that's what we're reaching the brink of here: is what the difference in between a reprehensible character that many see for kids and is that criminal.
And that's what is being blundered, what we see today by the Florida Attorney General.
We're really drawing a line on this show on where we stand politically.
And it's not really us doing it.
It's just like who we associate with is like, you know, we fuck with Tucker and we like Candace and we like the Tates and we like Fuentes.
And but we also like, you know, we like the Gateway Pundit.
We like the Blaze, I guess.
Yeah, sure.
I'm looking at my intern, just throwing him in there.
We like the Blaze.
No, we like a lot of like mainstream people.
You know, I think Matt Walsh does great work.
I think Michael Knowles does great work.
Maybe I just okay and realize that no one's got it completely right.
But I do know that there are some people who are intentionally not talking about critical issues.
Those are the same people who failed during the COVID pandemic, the same people who failed during the Ukraine invasion, quote, quote unquote, and they're failing to this day.
And I think they're just trying to deflect and attack the Tates.
I think the media are because they're threatened because Tate's ideas are sort of aligned more with a younger audience that is not buying their media and they're afraid they're going to lose money.
Leftists are freaking out about this presence on X, and then the governor capitulating to their outrage with a press conference announcing that Trump isn't welcome in New York, complete with a promise that he will direct the state attorney general to investigate him.
Fast forward a couple of days later, and the state attorney general announces that he obliged the governor and opened a preliminary following or followed by an outright criminal investigation to Trump and all of his businesses.
This is what just went down in Florida.
This did not happen organically.
DeSantis was urged to do this by neocons and his big pocket donors, and he executed accordingly.
You know, I did leak to Tate.
I spoke to someone in the campaign.
I did find out why this was happening.
And I don't think I, I don't know if we should say it now, but maybe we'll just say it doesn't really matter.
It's not really what?
Yeah.
So, I want to remind you that some prominent people from the Trump campaign also tried to ruin my life in the last week, you know, that were also not Hindu.
You know what I mean?
It wasn't Mormons, you know what I mean?
I can tell you, you can guess who they were.
And they did, they did try to ruin my life.
About 45 days ago, again, they did the same thing, came in, tried to destroy my work connections.
But apparently, this is coming from the Trump campaign, right?
Because they're, you know, upset about my views on, I'll let you guess.
It's not the Ukraine war, you know, that they're upset about my views on.
And you saw today, you know, there's the task force on combating anti-Semitism, which is what I want to talk about a little bit.
This coordinated push.
You know, they just declared that anti-Semitism is a health emergency, which is very interesting because, you know, hey, RFK, those people killed your dad, right?
So it killed your dad.
They assassinated your father.
So that's unfortunate.
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All right.
I wanted to look at, I want to talk about this, which is a little bit different here.
This is really interesting.
So both the United States and Australia have launched a anti-anti-Semitism task force.
This is true.
Check this out from Reuters.
It just happened at the exact same time, right?
Within a month and a half of each other, countries are doing this.
It's like, maybe it's coordinated.
I don't know.
I remember I was in Australia and my wife was like, we go to open up a bank.
And I go, no, my bank card works at the bank here.
And she goes, what do you mean?
I go, the banks are all connected.
And she goes, really?
Wow, shocker.
Speaking of bankers, the Australia launches anti-Semitism task force after synagogue arson attack.
Basically, we talked about the other show recently.
They have helicopter patrols.
They're going out and they're searching for anti-Semites.
I'll let you know, they're probably yelling Alu Akbar, and you let them into your country.
The rest of us are not anti-Semitic.
We're just pro-West, right?
So we want a country and a homeland for our people and for ourselves.
And that includes maybe excluding certain groups of people.
Perhaps.
I'm not suggesting we do.
I'm just saying perhaps it might happen.
But I do think it's fishy, man.
You've seen this.
What's going on there with these?
What should we expect here in our country, considering you guys are two months into your very successful stop anti-Semitism task force?
So if you're new to this, if you're running this show in Australia, 90% of what you've said right now, you would be under investigation for reckless use of speech.
In our California, there's a guy who's, I think, still in jail for not even giving a salute, but having previously said that he did.
Just saying that you're giving a salute in that way.
This is an absolute moral panic, the likes of which I don't think you can fully comprehend in the way that even our far-right parties, our far-right parties, which are the racist anti-Semitic parties, their leaders have gone into our parliament wearing Israeli scarfs supporting these bills, which have mandatory minimums, mandatory minimums, none of which is going to prevent a single firebombing.
Not a single firebombing was started with mean words or will change from that.
We had plenty of laws beforehand.
We still have mosques speaking in Western Sydney about how their people will die for jihad, about how their people are willing to take a knife to the government.
Not charged.
Not charged.
And live stream these speeches where the stabbing that everyone I think has heard of the stabbing of a Christian bishop by an Islamist.
Well, what it is, though, what I've noticed about these laws are, because if you see this, right, today it comes in waves.
Marco Rubio released this saying, I've signed a declaration to use emergency authority.
Everything's emergency.
It's a pandemic, right?
So on one hand, we are not an occupied government, right?
So we are not an occupied government, except for the fact that every single branch of government is focused on supporting a foreign country.
That's not occupation.
It's called a conquered government, actually.
That's what we should call it.
It's like, no, we've been obliterated and conquered and anally raped, right?
He says, I have signed a declaration to use emergency authorities to expedite the delivery of approximately 4 billion in military assistance to Israel.
Do you know what North Carolina looks like right now?
Have you seen the footage?
It's decimated.
And our priority is to expedite $4 billion to blow up brown people overseas, which I kind of support.
However, we could start in our country first, right?
I'm totally joking there.
But it's like, yeah, it's like, so the whole point is here, like, don't be racist, be kind, everything.
Don't be anti-Semitic.
Actually, by the way, we need to kill some Browns in Gaza.
And we need to get that ASAP.
We need to stat that up.
And also, they're removing the Trump, the embargo and allowing $12 billion in major arms sales to Israel on top of that, which, by the way, is our money purchasing them back from us.
And so it's like, it is a weird thing when you talk about this.
Anti-Semitism is a health emergency.
There's now a task force in Australia, a task force for college campuses from the Department of Justice.
And then on top of that, we're also giving them weapons and just wiring cash into their account.
But if you ask questions about that, you're not going on a Daily Wire podcast.
So the only way you can get a Daily Wire podcast is if you get ass fucked by 500 men and put it on OnlyFans, you'll get two specials actually back to back, right?
It's like, yo, hey, we don't want people who are questioning foreign aid, but has your pussy been blown out by Cox?
Come on our show and twice, actually, because we set the standards on, we set the standards on bukakes, right?
Like, as you said, right now we have North Carolina having their trouble.
You also have California, which had the wildfires.
And then here we are, we're just sending all this money over to Israel.
And I also believe that's the same reason we're not finding about the Epstein files is because, once again, they're protecting Mossad and they don't want the information to get out.
It's sad.
Everybody has a handler.
You even have a handler.
You got him at CPAC.
So that's that.
That's been established.
But we're controlled for sure by Israel.
And the reason why we have these laws coming in, we're seeing them in Australia and many other places is because the amount of noticing that's going on, people are actually starting to catch on.
there's no longer making us feel guilty or trying to use, you know, the Holocaust or whatever it may be.
They've used it so many times where people now, it's, I don't want to say was overplayed the card, but it got to the point where people are now just tired of being used as a tool against them.
So the more noticing we have going on, the more people are catching on about how we're occupied, the more people are paying attention to all this.
No, but it was, you know, that's why it was kind of nice when RFK came out and he made this comment recently and just to see how he was ratioed in the comments.
People are tired of playing this game with them.
And the thing is, they don't understand is that the more they're pushing this and the more they're putting it on us, the more people are going to push back because we're tired of it.
Also, um, if you're uh autistic and anti-Semitic, which I mean, obviously isn't me, um, but if you watch any degree of uh Whitney Webb um news coverage or Ryan Dawson, they've already connected all the dots.
There's already been plenty of documentaries made about this.
There's already tons of spurgy videos that you can find on Rumble, on and probably even on YouTube, much less if you went on BitChute or Goyam TV or something.
Like, yeah, dude, like, I we played Goyam TV for our Jewish friend, Mark Lofine, Mark Lohlban, where it was a cartoon.
We were cracking up because it was it was literally a song that was like, Gas the Jew with us, yeah, we can make it if we try.
Gas that Jew with us, that's not true, and he was cracking up, right?
And uh, by the way, I want to say this too: right-wing watch is back, they have back a fetish of the show again.
We gotta, we're this is good news because, like, for a couple years, there we really like they like really stopped like paying attention, so it means it's we're doing good when the when the uh ADL and stuff starts writing, you know, got an ADL article too.
So, when when the ADL and right-wing watch start coming after you and you get like call, you know, you get the calls and stuff, it just means you're doing a good job.
I know this is not going to be any surprise, but there was a recent study done that said that like people who are really into music and not like classical music, but just like listening to like their favorite bands and into celebrities typically have a much lower IQ and like ability to discern and understand like a deeper meaning of life, which is obviously not a person that's like really like knows other bands.
I'm not talking about music theory and that kind of stuff.
And I thought what's weird is like, why would you want to watch a video of people listening to music?
Like it's like, what?
Like it doesn't make any sense to me.
Like that seems even like weirder level of odd.
However, I'm not talking shit about Flaud.
I really like him and his wife and I think they do a great job.
So I'll probably stop talking.
But I do want to give a shout out by the way, guys.
Many of you know I've had gut problems.
You might have had gut problems.
Have you been feeling like you have IBS?
Maybe you've sort of been feeling like gross in your body.
You know that gut problems are directly related to your mood.
They can affect your sex drive.
Your gut can affect your life.
I knew a 107-year-old woman who used to tell me, how's your colon?
And I was being like, I don't know, ask Mike.
He's the last one who checked it.
But no, but I was like, I don't know what you mean.
She would always tell me eventually, she goes, you know, death starts in the colon because if your gut isn't healthy, then you're not healthy.
And that's why a purge store right now is taking all of the best ingredients to do an actual parasite cleanse in your body.
And someone, by the way, wrote me like, you know, I don't have to buy this bottle because for only $2.49, and they made a list of like 60 items you'd have to buy in bulk.
Like for $269 per serving, I could buy this and that.
And I go, how many parasite cleanses are you going to be doing?
Like, you buy $150 worth of stuff, but it's only $2.49 per serving.
But then you have to buy $150 of the stuff.
And are you giving it to friends?
I don't know what's going on here.
Essentially, this company took everything that you could buy to cure your body of any ailment in your gut and they put it into one pill, which is kind of nice.
So I'm honestly encouraging you guys to go to purgestore.com.
Use promo code Elijah, get 20% off this.
And the reason why I tell you this is that some people think that they have IBS, but you actually have parasites.
And this is like not even a fake statement.
It's called the epidemic of absence, right?
Which is this idea that part of the reason why we have a lot of autoimmune diseases is because of vaccines and our hygiene.
So people get rid of like severe rheumatoid arthritis, severe psoriasis by intentionally getting infected with hookworms.
It's like a real thing that happens.
Because you have to kind of train your immune system to fight an actual real pathogen.
Unfortunately, you have to get rid of those parasites eventually or you could die or you're very uncomfortable.
Get rid of the parasites in your body.
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All right, I do believe as we're talking about this, we will, I think the thing's starting right now.
We're going to see the chat if they really want to watch it.
Ones in the chat, if you guys want to watch it, the thing, or if you guys just want to choose in the chat, if you just want us to intern to like monitor ALX and like Benny and people and just throw up clips as they happen.
Like, you know what I mean?
Choose in the chats if you just want to talk about this stuff.
And then ones in the chat if you actually want to watch it and us to shut the fuck up and just talk about it.
One of which praises Iran for its record on women's rights.
Another of which says not only that or what not refused to reject that all white people were racist because she sued our far-right senator for saying something racist, saying, I think I can say this.
I think I can repeat her words.
We have new hate speech laws, so I got to be careful.
Piss off back to Pakistan for being ungrateful for what Australia has done to her for calling it racist.
She got sued.
Close on a million dollars was the total that she got lost for it.
That's our senator, Maureen Faruqi.
That is the current makeup of what is an increasingly tourist to America, incredibly leftist Australia.
To answer your question, I wasn't surprised to see her.
I mean, I think those were her first public remarks since Donald Trump took office.
There were some questions about how much she would be in Washington, how frequently she'd be around.
But I think that there's a real shift in energy, not just from the president, but also from her office, trying to do things much differently this time around.
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Mr. Speaker, the President's Cabinet.
Yay!
And now the Cabinet is coming in.
Secretary of State Rubio, Secretary of the Treasury, Besant.
We saw there as well Attorney General Pambondi, Pete Higseth, was there.
Mr. Lutnick, the Commerce Secretary, who we talked about a little bit earlier.
I just wonder what, like, how JD Vance feels because he probably thought he was the man when he stared down Zelensky, and now he's just been memed into oblivion.
But Earl said this, he's like, you know, it's a really hard time to try to be a serious news guy and talk to a congressman and then do slightly offensive afterwards.
I can't wait till my sons get older so we can check out women's tits together and do sword fighting.
Yeah, it's like I don't, by the way, that whole comment, like, I think your sexual dynamic between your kids should be like, you're there as a treasure trove of information and health and wealth for your kids and advice.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're there for like if your wife catches your son, like, you know, pork and his girlfriend or something like that, that you can go in your sonbag look.
Glad you're not gay.
You know what I mean?
Like, so, but, no, but it's you're there as a dad to just be like, look, son, you just don't want to go down a track record of this.
You know, your father made a lot of mistakes.
No, but it's like, you know, you want to be there, but you're not like you could say nice if she's a hot, you know, if she has a hot girlfriend.
You got a nice girlfriend, but you probably don't want to say like nice about the sex itself.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, cool, nice.
You got a good-looking girlfriend.
But like, when you start getting into weird things where you're like checking out women with your kids, I feel like that takes away the dynamic of what parenthood should be.
Like, I don't think your dad should be like, look at the tits on that lady.
But, like, you know, it was going to be a disaster.
I was going to get prosecuted.
I mean, they didn't close the investigation.
They were waiting.
They were going to go after journalists.
We knew it was going to go.
It was going to go like Australia.
Everyone knows.
So, at the very least, I think that Trump did stop the deep state from, you know, really, really, really taking away our rights.
However, he's still a part of the unit party, and so we're going to get the same bullshit.
We're going to fund Israel's wars.
Like, the occupation of our government didn't end or anything like that.
And either way, you know, personally, even if we made a little bit of headway with defunding Israel or something if Democrats won, you know, I think it would have been our day-to-day lives would have been worse.
That's my personal opinion.
I think our day-to-day lives would be better than Trump long term.
But I do think internationally we do have some very big problems.
And I want to point that out.
I just don't like people who are single issue voters, like everyone in this room, like who's like, it's like just Israel, Israel.
It's like, look, I care about that, but like, yeah, not having my staff be in prison is like also important.
Six weeks ago, I stood beneath the dome of this Capitol and proclaimed the dawn of the golden age of America.
From that moment on, it has been nothing but swift and unrelenting action to usher in the greatest and most successful era in the history of our country.
We have accomplished more in 43 days than most administrations accomplished in four years or eight years, and we are just getting started.
I return to this chamber tonight to report that America's momentum is back, our spirit is back, our pride is back, our confidence is back.
And the American dream is surging bigger and better than ever before.
The American dream is unstoppable and our country is on the verge of a comeback, the likes of which the world has never witnessed and perhaps will never witness again.
It's never been anything like it.
The presidential election of November 5th was a mandate like has not been seen in many decades.
We won all seven swing states, giving us an electoral college victory of 312 votes.
We won the popular vote by big numbers and won counties in our country.
And one counties in our country, 2,700 to 525 on a map that reads almost completely red for Republican.
Now, for the first time in modern history, more Americans believe that our country is headed in the right direction than the wrong direction.
In fact, it's an astonishing record.
27-point swing, the most ever.
Likewise, business optimism saw its single largest one-month gain ever recorded.
A 41-point jump.
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Members are directed to uphold and maintain decorum in the House and to cease any further disruptions.
Members are engaging in willful and continuing breach of decorum, and the chair is prepared to direct the sergeant-at-arms to restore order to the joint session.
I have signed over 100 executive orders and taken more than 400 executive actions a record to restore common sense, safety, optimism, and wealth all across our wonderful land.
The people elected me to do the job, and I'm doing it.
In fact, it has been stated by many that the first month of our presidency, it's our presidency, is the most successful in the history of our nation.
And what makes it even more impressive is that, do you know who number two is?
Within hours of taking the oath of office, I declared a national emergency on our southern border, and I deployed the U.S. military and border patrol to repel the invasion of our country.
In comparison, under Joe Biden, the worst president in American history, there were hundreds of thousands of illegal crossings a month.
And virtually all of them, including murderers, drug dealers, gang members, and people from mental institutions and insane asylums, were released into our country.
And once again, I look at the Democrats in front of me, and I realize there is absolutely nothing I can say to make them happy or to make them stand or smile or applaud.
I could find a cure to the most devastating disease, a disease that would wipe out entire nations or announce the answers to the greatest economy in history or the stoppage of crime to the lowest levels ever recorded.
And these people sitting right here will not clap, will not stand, and certainly will not cheer for these astronomical achievements.
To unshackle our economy, I have directed that for every one new regulation, 10 old regulations must be eliminated, just like I did in my very successful first day.
And in that first term, we set records on ending unnecessary rules and regulations like no other president had done before.
We ordered all federal workers to return to the office.
They will either show up for work in person or be removed from their job.
And we've ended weaponized government where, as an example, a sitting president is allowed to viciously prosecute his political opponent like me.
How did that work out?
Not too good.
not too good and i have stopped all government censorship and brought back free speech in america
And two days ago, I signed an order making English the official language of the United States of America.
I renamed the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America.
And likewise, I renamed for a great president, William McKinley, Mount McKinley again.
Beautiful Alaska.
Loveland.
We've ended the tyranny of so-called diversity, equity, and inclusion policies all across the entire federal government and indeed the private sector and our military.
And our country will be woke no longer.
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I just don't think you should be able to wear stuff like that in Congress with African head guards.
We believe that whether you are a doctor, an accountant, a lawyer, or an air traffic controller, you should be hired and promoted based on skill and competence, not race or gender.
Very important.
You should be hired based on merit.
And the Supreme Court, in a brave and very powerful decision, has allowed us to do so.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
We have removed the poison of critical race theory from our public schools.
And I signed an order making it the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders, male and female.
I think he was one of the best future in college sports.
But when her girls' volleyball match was invaded by a male, he smashed the ball so hard in Peyton's face, causing traumatic brain injury, partially paralyzing her right side, and ending her athletic career.
And if you really want to see numbers, take a look at what happened in the woman's boxing, weightlifting, track and field, swimming, recycling, where a male recently finished a long-distance race five hours and 14 minutes ahead of a woman for a new record by five hours.
Broke the record by five hours.
It's demeaning for women, and it's very bad for our country.
A major focus of our fight to defeat inflation is rapidly reducing the cost of energy.
The previous administration cut the number of new oil and gas leases by 95%, slowed pipeline construction to a halt, and closed more than 100 power plants.
We are opening up many of those power plants right now.
And frankly, we have never seen anything like it.
That's why on my first day in office, I declared a national energy emergency.
As you've heard me say many times, we have more liquid gold under our feet than any nation on earth and by far.
And now I fully authorize the most talented team ever assembled to go and get it.
It's called Drill Baby Drill.
My administration is also working on a gigantic natural gas pipeline in Alaska, among the largest in the world where Japan, South Korea and other nations want to be our partner with investments of trillions of dollars each.
in the chat if you get confused say they're muting themselves so you can hear the speech and we've taken back the money and reduced our debt to fight inflation and other things Taking back a lot of that money.
We got it just in time.
This is just the beginning.
The government accountability office, a federal government office, has estimated annual fraud of over $500 billion in our nation, and we are working very hard to stop it.
We're also identifying shocking levels of incompetence and probable fraud in the Social Security program for our seniors, and that our seniors and people that we love rely on.
Believe it or not, government databases list 4.7 million Social Security members from people aged 100 to 109 years old.
It lists 3.6 million people from ages 110 to 119.
I don't know any of them.
I know some people that are rather elderly, but not quite that elderly.
But a lot of money is paid out to people because it just keeps getting paid and paid and nobody does.
And it really hurts Social Security and hurts our country.
1.3 million people from ages 150 to 159 and over 130,000 people, according to the Social Security databases, are age over 160 years old.
We have a healthier country than I thought, Bobby, including,
to finish, 1,039 people between the ages of 220 and 229, one person between the age of 240 and 249.
and one person is listed at 360 years of age, more than 100 years, more than 100 years older than our country.
But we're going to find out where that money's going, and it's not going to be pretty.
By slashing all of the fraud, waste, and theft we can find, we will defeat inflation, bring down mortgage rates, lower car payments and grocery prices, protect our seniors, and put more money in the pockets of American families.
And today, interest rates took a beautiful drop, big, beautiful drop.
They'll also be taking people out of colleges and paying for them so that we can keep them in our country instead of having them being forced out.
Number one, at the top school, as an example, being forced out and not being allowed to stay and create tremendous numbers of jobs and great success for a company out there.
So while we take out the criminals, killers, traffickers, and child predators who are allowed to enter our country under the open border policy of these people, the Democrats, the Biden administration, the open border insane policies that you've allowed to destroy our country, we will now bring in brilliant, hardworking, job-creating people.
They're going to pay a lot of money, and we're going to reduce our debt with that money.
Americans have given us a mandate for bold and profound change.
For nearly 100 years, the federal bureaucracy has grown until it has crushed our freedoms, ballooned our deficits, and held back America's potential in every possible way.
The nation founded by pioneers and risk takers now drowns under millions and millions of pages of regulations and debt.
Approvals that should take 10 days to get instead take 10 years, 15 years, and even 20 years before you're rejected.
Meanwhile, we have hundreds of thousands of federal workers who have not been showing up to work.
My administration will reclaim power from this unaccountable bureaucracy and we will restore true democracy to America again.
And any federal bureaucrat who resists this change will be removed from office immediately because we are draining the swamp.
The next phase of our plan to deliver the greatest economy in history is for this Congress to pass tax cuts for everybody.
They're in there, they're waiting for you to vote.
And I'm sure that the people on my right, I don't mean the Republican right, but my right right here, I'm sure you're going to vote for those tax cuts because otherwise I don't believe the people will ever vote you into office.
Spoke to the majors today, all three, the top people, and they're so excited.
In fact, already numerous car companies have announced that they will be building massive automobile plants in America, with Honda just announcing a new plant in Indiana, one of the largest anywhere in the world.
And this has taken place since our great victory on November 5th, a date which will hopefully go down as one of the most important in the history of our country.
In addition, as part of our tax cuts, we want to cut taxes on domestic production and all manufacturing.
And just as we did before, we will provide 100% expensing.
It will be retroactive to January 20th, 2025.
And it was one of the main reasons why our tax cuts were so successful in our first term, giving us the most successful economy in the history of our country.
First term.
We had a great first time.
If you don't make your product in America, however, under the Trump administration, you will pay a tariff, and in some cases, a rather large one.
Other countries have used tariffs against us for decades, and now it's our turn to start using them against those other countries.
On average, the European Union, China, Brazil, India, Mexico and Canada, have you heard of them?
And countless other nations charge us tremendously higher tariffs than we charge them.
And whatever they tariff us, other countries, we will tariff them.
That's reciprocal back and forth.
Whatever they tax us, we will tax them.
If they do non-monetary tariffs to keep us out of their market, then we will do non-monetary barriers to keep them out of our market.
There's a lot of that, too.
They don't even allow us in their market.
We will take in trillions and trillions of dollars and create jobs like we have never seen before.
I did it with China and I did it with others.
And the Biden administration couldn't do anything about it because there was so much money they couldn't do anything about it.
We have been ripped off for decades by nearly every country on Earth, and we will not let that happen any longer.
Much has been said over the last three months about Mexico and Canada, but we have very large deficits with both of them.
But even more importantly, they've allowed fentanyl to come into our country at levels never seen before, killing hundreds of thousands of our citizens and many very young, beautiful people, destroying families.
Nobody's ever seen anything like it.
They are, in effect, receiving subsidies of hundreds of billions of dollars.
We pay subsidies to Canada and to Mexico of hundreds of billions of dollars.
And the United States will not be doing that any longer.
We're not going to do it any longer.
Thanks to our America First policies we're putting into place, we have had $1.7 trillion of new investment in America in just the past few weeks.
The combination of the election and our economic policies that people of SoftBank, one of the most brilliant anywhere in the world, announced a $200 billion investment.
OpenAI and Oracle, Larry Ellison, announced $500 billion investment, which they wouldn't have done if Kamala had won.
Apple announced $500 billion investment.
Tim Cook called me.
He said, I cannot spend it fast enough.
It's going to be much higher than that, I believe.
They'll be building their plants here instead of in China.
And just yesterday, Taiwan semiconductor, the biggest in the world, most powerful in the world, has a tremendous amount, 97% of the market, announced a $165 billion investment to build the most powerful chips on earth right here in the USA.
And we're not giving them any money.
Your CHIPS Act is a horrible, horrible thing.
We give hundreds of billions of dollars, and it doesn't mean a thing.
The problem with it was that Biden didn't enforce it.
He didn't enforce it.
$50 billion of purchases.
And we were doing great, but Biden did not enforce it.
And it hurt our farmers.
But our farmers are going to have a field day right now.
So, to our farmers, have a lot of fun.
I love you too.
I love you too.
And I have also imposed a 25 percent tariff on foreign aluminum, copper, lumber and steel, because if we don't have, as an example, steel and lots of other things, we don't have a military and frankly won't have.
we just won't have a country very long.
Here today is a proud American steel worker, fantastic person from Decatur, Alabama, Jeff Denard.
has been working at the same steel plant for 27 years in a job that has allowed him to serve as the captain of his local volunteer fire department, raise seven children with his beautiful wife, Nicole, and over the years provide a loving home for more than 40 foster children.
And look, and look where Biden took us, very low, the lowest we've ever been.
Jeff, I want to thank you very much, and I also want to recognize another person who has devoted herself to foster care community.
She worked so hard on it.
A very loving person, our magnificent First Lady of the United States.
Melania's work has yielded incredible results, helping prepare our nation's future leaders as they enter the workforce.
Our First Lady is joined by two impressive young women, very impressive.
Haley Ferguson, who benefited from the First Lady's Fostering the Future initiative and is poised to complete her education and become a teacher, and Elliston Berry, who became a victim of an illicit deep fake image produced by a peer.
With Elliston's help, the Senate just passed the Take It Down Act, and this is so important.
But if we truly care about protecting Americans' children, no step is more crucial than securing America's borders.
Over the past four years, 21 million people poured into the United States.
Many of them were murderers, human traffickers, gang members, and other criminals from the streets of dangerous cities all throughout the world.
Because of Joe Biden's insane and very dangerous open border policies, they are now strongly embedded in our country, but we are getting them out and getting them out fast.
Border Patrol, ICE, law enforcement in general is incredible.
We have to take care of our law enforcement.
After last year, a brilliant 22-year-old nursing student named Lakin Riley, the best in her class, admired by everybody.
went out for a jog on the campus of the University of Georgia.
That morning, Lakin was viciously attacked, assaulted, beaten, brutalized, and horrifically murdered.
Lakin was stolen from us by a savage, illegal alien, gang member, who was arrested while trespassing across Biden's open southern border and then set loose into the United States under the heartless policies of that failed administration.
It was indeed a failed administration.
He had then been arrested and released in a Democrat-run sanctuary city, a disaster, before ending the life of this beautiful young angel.
With us this evening are Lakin's beloved mother, Allison, and her sister, Lauren.
Last year, I told Lakin's grieving parents that we would ensure their daughter would not have died in vain.
That's why the very first bill I signed into law as your 47th president mandates the detention of all dangerous criminal aliens who threaten public safety.
Since taking office, my administration has launched the most sweeping border and immigration crackdown in American history, and we quickly achieved the lowest numbers of illegal border crossers ever recorded.
He flew illegal aliens over them to overwhelm our schools, hospitals, and communities throughout the country.
Entire towns like Aurora, Colorado, and Springfield, Ohio buckled under the weight of the migrant occupation and corruption like nobody's ever seen before.
Here tonight is a woman I have gotten to know, Alexis Nungari from Houston, wonderful woman.
Last June, Alexis' 12-year-old daughter, her precious Jocelyn, walked to a nearby convenience store.
She was kidnapped, tied up, assaulted for two hours under a bridge, and horrifically murdered.
Arrested and charged with this heinous crime are two illegal alien monsters from Venezuela, released into America by the last administration through their ridiculous open border.
The death of this beautiful 12-year-old girl and the agony of her mother and family touched our entire nation greatly.
Alexis, I promised that we would always remember your daughter, your magnificent daughter, and earlier tonight I signed an order keeping my word to you.
One thing I have learned about Jocelyn is that she loved animals so much, she loved nature.
Across Galveston Bay from where Jocelyn lived in Houston, you will find a magnificent National Wildlife Refuge, a pristine, peaceful, 34,000-acre sanctuary for all of God's creatures on the edge of the Gulf of America.
Alexis, moments ago, I formally renamed that refuge in loving memory of your beautiful daughter, Jocelyn.
So, Mr. Vice President, if you would, may I have the order?
Thank you very much.
All three savages charged with Jocelyn and Lakin's murders were members of the Venezuelan prison gang, the toughest gang, they say, in the world, known as Trendi Aragua.
Two weeks ago, I officially designated this gang, along with MS-13 and the bloodthirsty Mexican drug cartels as foreign terrorist organizations.
They are now officially in the same category as ISIS, and that's not good for them.
Countless thousands of these terrorists were welcomed into the U.S. by the Biden administration.
But now every last one will be rounded up and forcibly removed from our country, or, if they're too dangerous, put in jails, standing trial in this country, because we don't want them to come back ever.
With us this evening is a warrior on the front lines of that battle, Border Patrol Agent Roberto Ortiz.
In January, Roberto and another agent were patrolling by the Rio Grande, near an area known as Cartel Island.
Doesn't sound too nice to me.
When heavily armed gunmen started shooting at them, Roberto saw that his partner was totally exposed, at great danger, and he leapt into action, returning fire and providing crucial seconds for his fellow agent to seek safety, just and just barely.
I have some of the prints of that event, and it was not good.
Agent Ortiz, we salute you for your great courage and for your line of fire that you took and for the bravery that you showed.
We honor you and we will always honor you.
Thank you, Roberto, very much.
Thank you, Roberto.
And I actually got to know him on my many calls to the border.
The territory to the immediate south of our border is now dominated entirely by criminal cartels that murder, rape, torture, and exercise total control.
They have total control over a whole nation, posing a grave threat to our national security.
The cartels are waging war on America, and it's time for America to wage war on the cartels, which we are doing.
Nights ago, Mexican authorities, because of our tariff policies being imposed on them, think of this, handed over to us 29 of the biggest cartel leaders in their country.
That has never happened before.
They want to make us happy.
First time ever.
But we need Mexico and Canada to do much more than they've done, and they have to stop the fentanyl and drugs pouring into the USA.
I have sent Congress a detailed funding request laying out exactly how we will eliminate these threats to protect our homeland and complete the largest deportation operation in American history, larger even than current record holder, President Dwight D. Eisenhower, a moderate man, but someone who believed very strongly in borders.
Americans expect Congress to send me this funding without delay so I can sign it into law.
So, Mr. Speaker, John Thune, both of you, I hope you're going to be able to do that, Mr. Speaker.
We must also bring back law and order to our cities and towns.
In recent years, our justice system has been turned upside down by radical left lunatics.
Many jurisdictions virtually seized enforcing the law against dangerous repeat offenders while weaponizing law enforcement against political opponents like me.
My administration has acted swiftly and decisively to restore fair, equal, and impartial justice under the constitutional rule of law, starting at the FBI and the DOJ.
We're also once again giving our police officers the support, protection, and respect they so dearly deserve.
They have to get it.
They have such a hard, dangerous job, but we're going to make it less dangerous.
The problem is the bad guys don't respect the law, but they're starting to respect it, and they soon will respect it.
This also includes our great fire departments throughout the country.
Our firemen and women are unbelievable people, and I will never forget them.
And besides that, they voted for me in record numbers, so I have no chance.
One year ago this month, 31-year-old New York police officer Jonathan Diller, unbelievably wonderful person and a great officer, was gunned down at a traffic stop on Long Island.
I went to his funeral.
The vicious criminal charged with his murder had 21 prior arrests, and they were rough arrests.
I'm also asking for a new crime bill getting tough on repeat offenders while enhancing protections for America's police officers so they can do their jobs without fear of their lives being totally destroyed.
Since that time, D.J. and his dad have been on a quest to make his dream come true, and D.J. has been sworn in as an honorary law enforcement officer actually a number of times.
The police love him, the police departments love him.
And tonight, DJ, we're going to do you the biggest honor of them all.
I am asking our new Secret Service Director, Sean Curran, to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service.
Since 1975, rates of child cancer have increased by more than 40 percent.
Reversing this trend is one of the top priorities for our new presidential commission to make America Healthy Again, chaired by our new Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
With the name Kennedy, you would have thought everybody over here would have been cheering.
How quickly they forget.
Our goal is to get toxins out of our environment, poisons out of our food supply, and keep our children healthy and strong.
As an example, not long ago, and you can't even believe these numbers, one in 10,000 children had autism, one in 10,000, and now it's one in 36.
There's something wrong, one in 36, think of that.
My administration is also working to protect our children from toxic ideologies in our schools.
A few years ago, January Little John and her husband discovered that their daughter's school had secretly socially transitioned their 13-year-old little girl.
Teachers and administrators conspired to deceive January and her husband while encouraging her daughter to use a new name and pronouns.
They, them pronoun, actually, all without telling January, who is here tonight and is now a courageous advocate against this form of child abuse.
Stories like this are why shortly after taking office I signed an executive order banning public schools from indoctrinating our children with transgender ideology.
I also signed an order to cut off all taxpayer funding to any institution that engages in the sexual mutilation of our youth.
And now I want Congress to pass a bill permanently banning and criminalizing sex changes on children and forever ending the lie that any child is trapped in the wrong body.
This is a big lie.
And our message to every child in America is that you are perfect exactly the way God made you.
Because we're getting wokeness out of our schools and out of our military, and it's already out and it's out of our society.
I am pleased to report that in January, the U.S. Army had its single best recruiting month in 15 years, and that all armed services are having among the best recruiting results ever in the history of our services.
We're joined tonight by a young man, Jason Hartley, who knows the weight of that call of duty.
Jason's father, grandfather, and great-grandfather all wore the uniform.
Jason tragically lost his dad, who was also a Los Angeles County Sheriff's Deputy when he was just a boy, and now he wants to carry on the family legacy of service.
Jason is a senior in high school, a six-letter varsity athlete, a really good athlete, they say, a brilliant student with a 4.46, that's good, GPA.
And his greatest dream is to attend the U.S. Military Academy at West Point.
And Jason, that's a very big deal getting in.
That's a hard one to get into.
But I'm pleased to inform you that your application has been accepted.
We want to be protected, and we're going to protect our citizens like never before.
To boost our defense industrial base, we are also going to resurrect the American shipbuilding industry, including commercial shipbuilding and military shipbuilding.
And for that purpose, I am announcing tonight that we will create a new office of shipbuilding in the White House and offer special tax incentives to bring this industry home to America where it belongs.
We used to make so many ships.
We don't make them anymore very much.
But we're going to make them very fast, very soon.
It will have a huge impact.
To further enhance our national security, my administration will be reclaiming the Panama Canal.
Just today, a large American company announced they are buying both ports around the Panama Canal and lots of other things having to do with the Panama Canal and a couple of other canals.
The Panama Canal was built by Americans for Americans, not for others, but others could use it.
But it was built at tremendous cost of American blood and treasure.
America is once again standing strong against the forces of radical Islamic terrorism.
Three and a half years ago, ISIS terrorists killed 13 American service members and countless others in the Abbey Gate bombing during the disastrous and incompetent withdrawal from Afghanistan.
Perhaps the most embarrassing moment in the history of our country.
Tonight I am pleased to announce that we have just apprehended the top terrorist responsible for that atrocity, and he is right now on his way here to face the swift sword of American justice.
And I want to thank especially the government of Pakistan for helping arrest this monster.
This was a very momentous day for those 13 families who I actually got to know very well, most of them, whose children were murdered and the many people that were so badly, over 42 people, so badly injured on that fateful day in Afghanistan.
Less than 10 minutes later, at that same rally, gunfire rang out and a sick and deranged assassin unloaded eight bullets from his sniper's perch into a crowd of many thousands of people.
From the Patriots of Lexington and Concord, to the heroes of Gettysburg and Normandy, from the warriors who crossed the Delaware to the trailblazers who climbed the Rockies, and from the legends who soared at Kitty Hawk to the astronauts who touched the moon, Americans have always been the people who defied all arts, transcended all dangers,
made the most extraordinary sacrifices, and did whatever it took to defend our children, our country, and our freedom.
And as we have seen in this chamber tonight, that same strength, faith, love, and spirit is still alive and thriving in the hearts of the American people.
Despite the best efforts of those who would try to censor us, silence us, break us, destroy us, Americans are today a proud, free, sovereign, and independent nation that will always be free, and we will fight for it till death.
We will never let anything happen to our beloved country.
Because we are a country of doers, dreamers, fighters, and survivors.
Our ancestors crossed a vast ocean, strode into the unknown wilderness, and carved their fortunes from the rock and soil of a perilous and very dangerous frontier.
They chased our destiny across a boundless continent.
They built the railroads, laid the highways, and graced the world with American marvels like the Empire State Building, the mighty Hoover Dam, and the towering Golden Gate Bridge.
They lit the world with electricity, broke free of the force of gravity, fired up the engines of American industry, vanquished the communists, fascists, and Marxists all over the world, and gave us countless modern wonders sculpted out of iron glass and steel.
We stand on the shoulders of these pioneers who won and built the modern age, these workers who poured their sweat into the skylines of our cities, these warriors who shed their blood on fields of battle and gave everything they had for our rights and for our freedom.
Now it is our time to take up the righteous cause of American liberty.
And it is our turn to take America's destiny into our own hands and begin the most thrilling days in the history of our country.
This will be our greatest era.
With God's help over the next four years, we are going to lead this nation even higher and we are going to forge the freest, most advanced, most dynamic, and most dominant civilization ever to exist on the face of this earth.
We are going to create the highest quality of life, build the safest and wealthiest and healthiest and most vital communities anywhere in the world.
We are going to conquer the vast frontiers of science and we are going to lead humanity into space and plant the American flag on the planet Mars and even far beyond.
And through it all, we are going to rediscover the unstoppable power of the American spirit.
And we are going to renew unlimited promise of the American dream.