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Feb. 26, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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GOV. RAMASWAMY? Vivek to import 1 BILLION INDIANS to OHIO | Nightly Offensive

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elijah schaffer
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, somebody just told me that Vivek Ramaswamy was running for the governor of Ohio.
You go to my screen here for a second.
This is kind of crazy.
Vivek famously said, America isn't a place, it's an idea.
Well, listen here, you fucking poopy-smelling Jeet.
Bitch ass motherfucker.
It's kind of crazy to me that this guy is still trying to have a career.
They say he's running for the race of Ohio.
You know, I don't know about you, but as you saw the title, 100 billion Indians in Ohio.
That's the goal.
That's what's the end result.
That's what he wants.
And the problem with these people is: I don't know what I'm more afraid of.
A Vivek Ramaswamy campaign, or is Vivek more afraid of using soap in the morning?
You know what I mean?
And I'm kind of getting sick and tired of the fact that we have these people running around our country who betrayed us time and time again and watching MAGA just not learn, right?
But he says everything that we want to hear.
You know, he says everything we want.
He talks about, you know, releasing Epstein files.
Well, that's already happening thanks to Pam Bondi.
He talks about, you know, gutting the federal government.
That's happening thanks to Doge.
He's not doing anything.
In fact, he's such a slimy scammer.
Everybody knows, not only do we're going to talk about that later, he scammed his entire constituency out of hundreds of millions of dollars potentially, but he also scammed you guys.
Oh, Vivek Ramaswamy.
unidentified
He's one of us.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, but Ramas.
Could you hear yourself?
Ramaswamy?
That sounds like a deli meat from a fucking Italian third-rate corner shop in New York.
I'll take the Swiss cheese and Ramaswamy, please, on rye bread.
The problem with this is that Vivek Ramaswamy, we're not going to just make fun of him because he is a Jeet, but it's one reason to make fun of him.
We're actually going to talk about the real reasons why he's not supposed to be the governor of Ohio and why MAGA needs to give up on this man.
You know, kind of like Patrick Bett David or many out there, who whatever, I'm not going to speak crap about him or things.
You know, starting off as a scammer, I feel like, once again, there's no better place to end up in the world than in politics, where it looks like people on the right love to be, you know, they must have a kink, right?
A fetish of like getting beaten and stuff like that.
Because the right loves to lose.
That's why I'm not a conservative, because like Steve Bannon said, conservatives are a bunch of pussies.
I'm a nationalist.
And so we got a great show for you guys.
Anyway, it's approximately, I don't know what time it is, 8:18 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
We got a lot to talk about, including the fact we're going to be talking about Jeets for a lot of the show.
Are we allowed to say that still?
I don't know.
Are we allowed to say that?
michael mendoza
I guess so.
Yeah, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Yeah, still, I don't know.
But we got a lot to talk about.
Plus, it also turns out that Dan Crenshaw is planning on killing Tucker Carlson, or so they say.
And yet, everybody's running to his defense.
We're going to be talking about a lot of shitty people and people that shit a lot, right?
So that's what we're talking about here.
Another episode of Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
Let's start the show.
michael hennessey
Got a little nervous on that one.
I was like, okay, this is what we're doing.
Really, really good.
elijah schaffer
Hey, sis, we're all just doing things to fuck up our lives these days, including bringing the Vec Ramaswamy into things.
All right, let's talk about this.
So I've been gone for a week, right?
We went out.
We've been traveling around the world.
We went, Mike and I over here, Mike Mendoza, the Mendoza report, randomly just took a gay vacation together to Nashville for no reason, right?
That was pretty fun.
michael mendoza
Yeah, but I mean, the highlight of, so the highlight of the trip was definitely seeing Elijah in nothing but a pink cowboy hat.
That was definitely the highlight.
So do I have pictures?
Well, you're going to have to meet the $100 super chat goal of tonight before you guys can see those.
So that's that.
elijah schaffer
You forgot to mention the Cochrane Cochrane.
michael mendoza
It's matching.
elijah schaffer
It was.
michael mendoza
Same shit pink and everything.
elijah schaffer
Well, you didn't even mention the stage, what the heels I was wearing.
I mean, it was a great show.
People pay for that.
You know what I mean?
People wonder how I actually pay for this show since nobody actually watches it.
And it's like, how does it make money?
I didn't say it makes money.
I said, I make money.
Where I make money.
Well, I guess just like Vivek, nobody needs to know.
And it doesn't really matter, right?
If it's questionable, if it's dishonest.
And that's why I work in politics.
I make my money in a dishonest place.
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So, Michael, what's up?
elijah schaffer
Michael Hennessy, co-host, host of Snowflake underscore news, and also the man who said tonight he's going to convince us by the end of the night that 1 billion jeets should be delivered to the streets.
This was his actual phrase.
He wears a shirt.
It says jeets in the streets.
They always say, right?
You want her to be a lady in the streets and a jeet in the sheets, which means she wanted to shit on you, you know?
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's what they like to go to.
Shitty burritos and everything like that.
elijah schaffer
We got our editor here, Jimmy.
And yet he actually had the, he actually put, dude, he found he put up an Indian reel on our page, and it was an Indian person eating a poop burrito, which is disgusting.
Are we using racial slurs tonight?
michael mendoza
It seems like a typical Instagram reel nowadays, honestly.
elijah schaffer
Are we using racial slurs tonight?
Maybe not.
Maybe we should be good tonight.
I still think we got to be good tonight.
We've just been doing so much serious news today.
You know, we had Jim Hoff from the Gateway Punt.
We did a very serious podcast, talked about complicated nature.
And it seems like every other show that we do does so much better than this show in terms of viewership.
michael mendoza
That's me.
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
Maybe that's why.
You know what I mean?
Maybe that's why.
Let's jump right into our topic for today.
The Vakrahmaswami announced that he will be running for the governor of Ohio.
He came out and he said, Since I fucked up every other position in my life, I guess this is just what I have left.
That was his exact quote.
He said, Nobody wants to be the governor of Ohio.
In fact, even people that live there wish they lived somewhere else.
Sorry to people in Ohio, but I've never heard anyone dream of living there.
You're just kind of born there.
Two Protects One is from Ohio, right?
So yeah, so it's like, I feel like you're just kind of born there.
This is a very elitist California position.
But I don't, have you ever met anyone that wants to live in Ohio?
michael mendoza
No, I went to Ohio once for like an art gallery that had a bunch of grilled cheese and tomato soup.
It was actually a really good experience.
I was there for less than 36 hours and I left right away.
So that was my experience with Ohio.
michael hennessey
Have you been to?
No, no, I haven't been to Ohio.
No, I haven't.
So, and it sounds like it's about to get a lot more populated from the looks of things.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever gone?
michael hennessey
No.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever wanted to go?
michael hennessey
Never wanted to go.
No, I mean, now with the rape and the poop sandwiches on the way, I think there might be a chance.
michael mendoza
By the way, weren't the Haitians eating dogs and cats?
Wasn't that in Ohio?
elijah schaffer
That was in Ohio.
michael mendoza
Yeah, so it's just going to be like a total shit show, no pun intended.
It's going to be Indians and Haitians eating poops and cats.
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
And there's like date in Ohio, right?
Or they call it Date Rape Ohio.
I don't know.
michael mendoza
I don't know.
That's just my basement.
victor willis
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I used to hang out with Bill Cosby growing up, so he taught me a few things.
But it's like, okay, we got to jump into the real reality.
Let's actually play a real video.
Let's be a real show for a second.
I'm feeling like having a little bit of a shit show tonight, guys, having a good time.
What's up in the chat?
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You guys's names, I can't even pronounce them.
I can't read tonight.
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You can support this shit show.
And I've just been gone for weeks and we've been playing so much serious stuff.
I feel like we're going to be completely honest, we didn't prepare much for tonight.
I don't know if you can tell.
michael hennessey
No, we kind of were winging it.
unidentified
We're winging it.
michael hennessey
I'm sure we'll do great.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm sure we'll do great.
But I feel like we got to get back to this a little bit and have some fun here.
Vivek Graham Aswami came out and in typical fashion put on a white man's suit and said, Am I one of you yet?
And he came out and he said, you know, I'm running for the governor of Ohio.
And I guess we have to watch this because it's a slow news day.
victor willis
So.
vivek ramaswamy
President Trump is reviving our conviction in America.
We require a leader here at home who will revive our conviction in Ohio.
And that is why today I am honored to announce that I am running to be the next governor of a great state at the heart of the greatest nation known to mankind.
The state where I was born and raised.
Mistake and I raise our two sons today, a state whose best days are still ahead.
I am honored to announce my candidacy to serve as the next governor of the state of Ohio.
I will lead Ohio to be the top state in the country to start and grow a new business.
I will lead Ohio to be the top state in the country to raise a young family.
I'll lead Ohio to be the top state in the country where our kids get a world-class education in math, reading, writing, critical thinking, and physical education.
I will lead Ohio to be the top state in the country where we give our kids the toolkit to think of themselves not as victims, but as victors in a competitive global economy.
We will lead Ohio to be the top state in the country where we embrace capitalism and meritocracy instead of apologizing for it.
We will lead Ohio to be the top state in the country that takes a hatchet to red tape over regulation and bureaucracy.
We will lead Ohio to be the top state in the country where we lead the way in the sectors of the future from semiconductors to aerospace.
I will lead Ohio to be the top state in the country where patriots across America actually flock to instead of Florida and Texas.
I will lead Ohio to be the state of excellence in America.
victor willis
Okay.
elijah schaffer
He's like it, he's like a less hygienic chat GPT, you know?
Like if Jack, if you could smell chat GPT on the aisle over at Target, that would be the vet.
This is what I've always said.
And here's my criticisms.
I hate to be the guy, you know, like Laura Loomer or like a lot of people are like, I said this first, right?
And she usually does say it first.
I'm not talking crap.
I like Laura.
So Laura, she always finds everything I say.
But Laura, I like you.
But I feel like when I hear a politician in the very beginning, when he was running against Trump, anyone running against Trump immediately I'm suspicious of.
I'm like, why are you running against this guy?
You're a traitor.
Like you, you have no, you're not MAGA.
And then he comes out and it's like this.
I will make sure that every man's receding hairline in his 30s actually grows back because everybody wishes that they didn't.
I'll make sure that happens.
And you know, when you're on the toilet and you realize that there's not enough toilet paper, I'll make sure your butt is so dry you don't need more so that when you get freaked out because you thought you were out, that you really never needed it.
And it'll be just enough.
And you're like, how could you possibly promise this stuff?
How could you possibly give this stuff?
It felt like he went in to like right-wing chat groups, just went like, what are white people upset about?
What do they want?
And then rather than even coming up with policies or plans or any execution of like how to actually get things done, he just says, I'll give you the solutions.
That's what I said two years ago when he came out.
I go, this guy's bullshit.
And I hold to that to this day.
He's a fucking con artist.
michael hennessey
Yeah, he's a snake oil salesman.
He comes out with the best one-liners and tries to get people to come towards him.
And that's what happened is he got so high in his horse thinking that everybody was going to just follow whatever he says.
And you've seen that implode as soon as he went on Twitter, started, you know, questioning the American people, calling us stupid and saying how we have to be basically replaced.
So that blew up in his face real quick.
michael mendoza
Also, by the way, no one is flocking to Ohio.
I mean, Florida had some stuff going for it before.
We have warm weather.
It's a destination state.
Old people come to die here.
So we have a lot of stuff going on here in Florida, but no one's going to Ohio.
It's just not a thing.
I mean, Texas, like Texas even has some appeal to it.
You know, it's the lone stars thing.
Everything's bigger in Texas, blah, blah, whatever.
But I mean, there's no appeal to Ohio.
So, you know, he can open up as many oracles or as many tech support centers that he wants to in Ohio.
I don't think people are going to block there.
elijah schaffer
Like, imagine someone's like, hey, so this is, this is what I'm getting here.
I'm looking at Joey.
It's like, hey, so you ever, you ever been to Ohio?
No.
You ever wanted to go to Ohio?
Not really.
Well, there's some changes happening in Ohio.
Oh, really?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you might change your mind.
michael mendoza
All right.
elijah schaffer
What are they?
An Indian's going to be running him.
unidentified
You know, like, is that, are white people this stupid?
elijah schaffer
Like, I, I, come on.
Like, you know, this is a show for everybody.
Everyone's invited.
But like, everybody knows I care about white people and you should.
You should care about your own race.
Should care about, you know, about people because of God.
But, you know, don't hate people as much as Israelis hate Palestinians, right?
Like, don't, don't like murder them while they're just in their land, like at a wedding.
Like, like, I don't hate black people in black countries.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm not going to go to black countries and just blow them up unless there's resources and we need them, you know?
So there's that exception.
michael mendoza
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Then hey, goodbye.
But like, I'm not going to do it because I hate them.
It's like, I'm going to do it because I need your shit, you know?
And you guys aren't going to do anything with it anyways.
Teslas need lithium, all right?
But I feel like Vivek saying this, he literally once again is like, I'm going to, I also love this too.
The conservative case for strengthening public education.
That's what he just said.
I'm going to bring back strong public schools.
Really?
That's what we're fighting for now.
Next thing you know, you know, it's like the idea of fighting for women's sports.
It's like the conservative case to continue liberalism.
I believe that this is going to be so elitist.
And I am an elitist.
Everybody knows that, which is, it's good to be an elitist.
You should be around elite people always.
I genuinely believe that they put him as the governor of Ohio.
I'm sorry to Ohio people, but they made him run for the governor of Ohio because this was a humiliation for him.
He went from potentially being the president to being the director of Doge to then he's like, dude, he's leading Ohio.
Sorry to my Ohians, but like, let's be real here.
Let's be honest.
Like, that's a demotion.
Am I wrong on that?
That's a very elitist position.
I'm from California.
That's true.
michael mendoza
No.
michael hennessey
No.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
It should be mic'd.
Joey's saying you don't go from the White House to Ohio.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
michael hennessey
No, it's 100% true.
elijah schaffer
Don't you think, though, that this is like an attentional mockery of him?
Like, buddy, you only have one shot, man.
You better not fuck this up.
michael hennessey
Yeah, this is your last one.
You got to make Ohio.
You know, the one thing is, as I said, earlier, he's been exposed.
They've seen everything.
And the crazy part is, is that everybody was attacking him first on Twitter.
And then you see so many people acting like this is like a great thing.
So many posts I see popping up.
I'm like, oh, thank you, Vivek's going to Ohio.
This is wonderful.
No, this is not good news.
The guy, he's a liar.
He's just, you know, he's a good talker, kind of has like an Obama talk to him where he kind of, you know, influence people to do certain things, but nothing's going to get done with this.
michael mendoza
Also, by the way, I mean, he's unironically browner than Obama.
So, I mean, he is.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
So you might say that he's just like the lighter version of Obama, but he's not even that.
He's actually darker than Obama.
So he has that going for him.
elijah schaffer
Well, and the thing is, is Obama, you know, Obama and Michelle smelled nice because Michelle smelled cocoa butter.
Yeah, it was like, it smells like cocoa shea butter and cocoa butter.
And also, you know, if you don't want people to catch on that you're a man, you're going to smell nice.
And if you're a gay man like Obama, you probably smell good.
Honestly, most gay men like want to take care of themselves.
They're hygienic.
They smell good.
So like Obama smelled good.
I mean, and I know this.
I've met Obama.
You know what I mean?
michael hennessey
And if you don't want to catch on, what you do is you take your cook out to go swimming.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, correct.
And then you rape and sodomize and murder him.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I'm sorry.
unidentified
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
elijah schaffer
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All right, so we're talking about Vivek Ramis Slimey.
I just want to get a take here.
Do you guys remember this?
Let's go to this.
Vivek ruined his career in several tweets.
People say it was just one tweet.
It was several tweets over several years.
Now, obviously, I am very personal with Vivek because his team physically assaulted me at the RNC.
People know that because everyone was sucking his dick.
You know what I mean?
Everyone was sucking his dick.
Vivek, the journalists were there.
They're so vet.
Can we mention this for a second?
The right-wing journalists are so bad at just sucking the dicks of the right-wing people.
Like, you're such a brave person, Steve.
Tell me a little bit about what you're going to do for our nation.
That's not a real question.
Okay.
I asked Vivek some serious questions.
I said, Vivek, if you really supported Trump, why did you run against him?
You know, and he like looks at me and I asked him, you know, about things that were going on in the government.
And he started getting angry.
And then people were like, Vivek, you're changing the country.
Really love you.
And his security physically grabbed me and threw me, trying to throw me on the ground at the RNC.
I have this.
I put this up on X for trying to ask him real questions.
Bitch, I had the same security clearance as you at the event.
I just followed you and you didn't know why I was able to follow you.
It's because you just thought you could get away.
But unfortunately, you know, we play smart.
We got real credentials.
I've known he's bad.
He knows who I am.
He knows I'm opposition.
And that's even scarier because why was there nobody else challenging Vivek at the RNC?
He's a fraud.
I feel like we've been vindicated from these tweets.
michael hennessey
Yeah, no, he's definitely a fraud.
And unfortunately, what the Conservative Party does is we like to glorify certain people instead of looking at the policies over time.
It's like, oh, this person could do no wrong.
And you see that a lot with Elon.
You see a lot with Vivek Raswami and many others.
elijah schaffer
And many others.
Look at this.
Vivek Ramaswamy said, America isn't a place.
It's an idea that brought together a divided group of people 250 years ago.
One of those ideas is that we are a nation of laws.
You can't be an American if your first act of entering the country is a law-breaking one.
True immigrants come through the door.
I want to hear my response to that.
You're lucky there ain't bullets in here, motherfucker.
Lucky I ain't Dan Crenshaw and you're not Tucker Carlson, right?
unidentified
You're lucky because I'm not going to get myself in any trouble.
elijah schaffer
But, you know, it is, oh, yeah, there it is.
Check that out.
Right there.
That's a true story, you know?
michael hennessey
Oh, this is your confrontation with him?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What did I say?
I can't read that from here.
I followed Vivek to give his opinion on the assassination attempt on real Donald Trump.
Although there was an inside job, slip-roof comments by SS director.
I asked him four times.
He answered all the other op questions from other reporters.
His security then shoved me.
Yeah, so it's like, so there's the receipts.
I mean, this is from the RNC.
Can we break this down, this travesty, this fucking gay Republican travesty that America is an idea?
That is, that is of the divided people.
Yeah, there was a bunch of Sikhs, Hindus, blacks, and whites walking into a bar in Jews, and they were like, can we just get together?
And they're like, let's start a country based on the idea that we are a nation of laws.
Like, yeah, as if England wasn't a nation of laws.
Yeah, the Puritans left because there was not enough laws there.
michael hennessey
And I've seen other people doing that as well.
Charlie Kirk as well has said that we're just America's an idea.
You know, like we're not an actual nation.
We're just an idea.
And it just makes no sense.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't make any.
Okay, but this is what I think is weird: they say this and they redefine this.
I know we got noticer here.
There is nothing more fundamentally wrong.
If you're in right-wing politics 101, anyone who's saying America is an idea is themselves an idea and we should unthink them, right?
That's kind of a nice way to put it.
You should be unthought.
You know, you're not a part of the question.
And I've gotten a lot of shit for this recently about saying that Americans are an ethnicity and we are also a nationality.
There's a difference.
And what I love about modern arguments is that people will tell me, you're uninformed.
Excuse me, you're uninformed.
Americans are not an ethnicity because I Googled it and it says Americans are not an ethnicity.
Well, you know, you Google Jack Pasovic's name and he says he's a white supremacist conspiracy theorist and he's the farthest from that, right?
Google if men can become women and it'll tell you yes.
What if your search engines are fucking wrong?
You stupid bitch.
unidentified
Get out of my fucking comments, you stupid cocksucking cunt.
elijah schaffer
It's like, well, I read on the internet, well, fuck your internet.
How about that?
Shut up your fucking ass.
But you'd like that, wouldn't you?
You'd like it up your ass, wouldn't you?
Exactly.
And that's the problem.
It's like, everyone's like, well, you're wrong.
I'm not wrong.
Actually, I'm correct.
How do you know you're correct?
Called common fucking sense, right?
It's common sense.
We were a people.
My family was here before then.
They didn't come here to be a nation of laws.
They came here to be a white enclave that was based on faith that was to be self-governed by God.
It wasn't because they wanted to be an idea.
unidentified
And you know what they didn't want here?
elijah schaffer
Jack in the box employees, TSA, TSA agents.
Right?
michael mendoza
Also, by the way, if America is an idea, why do people go from El Salvador across the entire country of Mexico, pay a coyote or whatever they call it, $10,000 to get over the border?
Why don't they just think harder about being why don't they just read basic economics by Thomas Sowell?
Why don't they just watch a Prague or U video?
elijah schaffer
You know, think yourself into being an American.
It's like, you just sit there really hard.
And it's like, oh, yeah, you know, cars are just ideas.
Anyone could just be a car.
It's like, no, that's a thing and it's got a function.
You don't become cars.
You don't sit in a garage and make noises and turn into a car.
That's not how it works.
You know what I mean?
You can try to become a car.
You can think about a car.
You can put wheels on your hands and you can do whatever you want.
You're not a car.
You're not a vehicle.
You know?
And it's like, you know, my son has some mediocre ass jumps.
He's only two, though.
Honestly, he's got his jumps ain't that high.
He's not that good at it, but I love him.
They're very impressive to me as his dad.
And it's like, I'm more impressed by a two-year-old's jumping abilities than I am by Vivek's politics.
Because my son's closer to flying like Superman from his jumps in Vivek is to be taken seriously by any real American.
It's really true.
It's like, look, I can't jump.
You know, that's not really a jump.
Vivek's like, look at me.
I'm one of you.
Like, put on a cowboy hat, bitch.
Try again.
Also, here's some deodorant.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
And the reason that I believe that they're doing that, saying America is an idea, is basically they want to replace us and they want us to feel more comfortable with it.
Oh, it's just a melting pot.
It's just an idea.
We need to bring in as many people as we can.
We need to flood the nation.
And that's not the case.
You know, we should be proud of who we are, proud of what our history is, and understand that we are different than what they're portraying.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And like, can we have to say this too?
You can't be an American if your first act of entering the country is a law-breaking one.
unidentified
Sir, who can't be an American?
elijah schaffer
So we have to define the difference between an American citizen and then an American ethnicity.
America was meant to be a Eurocentric Euro-national nation, and it is a European colony.
And I reject this modern woke mind virus, as we'll call it, from the, what did Poole say today?
From the communists and the Marxists?
michael mendoza
Wait, yeah, Marxists, Marxists.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
I hate this woke mind virus from the Marxists.
elijah schaffer
That it's like, you've like black people been like, that's a Frenchman.
You've like an Arab.
He's an Englishman.
You're not.
Like, look, it's really not that hard to understand.
You can get citizenship in other countries.
It's giving you legal access to protections in the country, but you don't become that person.
You know what I mean?
Like, I will never be, I will never be Nigerian.
I will never be Japanese.
You cannot become these races of people.
And Americans are a mixed European nationality.
It's like, am I wrong on this?
Is it Belgium?
Which of the countries is a mixture between like French and German?
Or one of the countries is a mix.
michael mendoza
Sounds like Belgium, I think.
elijah schaffer
One of the countries is like a mix.
And we call them like, you know, they're either even Dutch different people.
They're a mixture of two previous races, but that's who they are.
And they have a nation, they have borders, and they define themselves.
You can't become, you know, German if they're not German.
German have a few different ethnicities that did mix over time.
And now we just call them German.
But you kind of can tell the difference between a German and a Nigerian.
There's a big difference.
It's called IQ.
It's called how loud you are in a train.
And it's also called how much I want to be around you.
And the fact is, is like in the United States, people call me racist or whatever.
And I always say thank you for that.
You know what I mean?
It's like.
michael mendoza
Don't make me sound cooler than I am.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
I may not be as cool as you, but I can tell you this.
I wasn't racist.
I think everyone can agree with me on this.
I wasn't racist and I just wanted to be left alone.
I wanted to believe all the bullshit that they told me.
And then I went to the airport more than three times and I was like, damn it, Hitler was right.
No, I'm kidding.
That's not what I was saying.
michael hennessey
See, this is why you got a Jewish handler over at CPAC that started following you around.
elijah schaffer
Nah, yeah.
unidentified
Can we talk?
elijah schaffer
Can you talk about that?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Once in the chats, if you want to hear about the APAC handler that followed us around CPAC, I don't know.
Maybe you're around.
I take back all Hitler comments.
I hope Hitler was the worst person that ever existed in the history of the world.
michael hennessey
All right.
I'm seeing the ones pop up.
michael mendoza
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's talk about Ari Petnik.
Ari Petnik was a wee little man, and a wee little man was he.
And he climbed upon his Jewish tree for the boy he wanted to see.
unidentified
And so poetic.
elijah schaffer
And the guy said, All right, Petnik, come down from there, which is true.
And he dropped a bomb on the fucking boy and killed his whole family while they were at a wedding.
But that's that's actually what happened.
But so let's talk about this.
Thank you, Mike Mendoza, for joining us in CPAC.
It was wonderful.
michael mendoza
Yep, no problem.
Anytime.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So Mike and I went with some of our crew out to CPAC.
michael hennessey
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Little team invite.
And we went to go speak to the Australian delegation at the Gay Lord Bar.
Now, you know, CPAC, it's kind of great that it's like the gay, the gay lords.
Like, you're not just gay.
You're like in charge of them.
You know what I mean?
It's like, yo, are you in charge of gay people?
Hell yeah, brother.
It also happens to be the most Jewish event in the history of events.
And, you know, one thing we went with with our crew is one thing we had a new member that joined.
You guys will get to know more of these people over time.
I don't think we've had them on the show.
But an Earl comes back from Europe next week, too, which is great.
So Earl will be back on the show, Earl Gray.
You guys remember him?
The guy who got you guys who got what's his name?
The nigga girl to say the nigga with a hard R in front of very important people like Matt Gates, comms director.
michael hennessey
Got the show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's Sarah Stark.
It's one of our journalists, slightlyoffensive.com.
You could follow her there.
I can't see it.
I think it just says Sarah Stock or understore.
michael mendoza
Sarah C-Stock.
elijah schaffer
Sarah C-stock.
Follower people.
Mike.
You Snowflake understood news.
michael hennessey
Snowflake underscore news.
elijah schaffer
Snowflake understored news.
And you got Mike Mintosa, JPG of the JPG report.
michael mendoza
Yes, sir.
elijah schaffer
So we're there and we're talking to the Australia delegation.
And one thing Sarah noticed was that we're not actually as canceled as people thought.
Like genuinely, everyone wanted a job.
You know why?
Because we're fucking allow you to have swastikas on your t-shirts and sell them on our merch store.
And that's not why.
People wanted to work for us because we're gay and retarded, but not like that.
You know what I mean?
We're just not very Jewish.
So they wanted to work for us.
And it turned out everybody under 30 was like literally a fourth Reich Nazi.
Like everybody there that like looked decent and was young was just straight up like coming up, yo, have you seen Europa the last battle?
michael hennessey
You know, it's like, you know, as Joey always says, Europa and chill.
unidentified
Yeah, Europa and chill.
michael mendoza
Also, Cocteau says, nobody needs to get Lily to say the N-word.
That's very true.
michael hennessey
She's ready to do that all the time.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
So, yeah, and they said that she's that.
So we're there and we're really getting along.
We're meeting everyone.
We're getting invited everywhere.
And then we go to the Australian delegation and we're talking.
You know, I'm having some trouble over there with some of the senators.
The prime minister is like pretty fucking pissed at the shit he talked me throw at him.
They find out about it, by the way.
It gets to them.
And it's illegal to talk shit like that about your government there.
So, but I'm saying it here.
So it's kind of like a sketchy situation because I couldn't write that there.
Fuck you, Albo.
That would be considered incitement to violence.
It would be considered a threat, actually, towards the government to say that.
But I wrote it here.
So they're mad.
And a senator came up to me and was like, hey, you know, you're in some trouble, man.
You know, like, you have some problems coming back in because you said fuck you to the prime minister.
He's not very happy about it.
Yada yada.
And I don't think anyone said my name.
And then this guy just stands up immediately, comes over to me.
He's like, what's your name?
And I was like, oh, Eli.
And he's like, Elijah Schaefer.
And I was like, and he looked, I looked at him and I got one look.
And I was like, this guy's chosen.
You know what I mean?
He seems special.
michael hennessey
It wasn't the little hat.
You could just see the aura.
elijah schaffer
God promised this introduction 3,000 years ago.
You know what I mean?
God promised him this intro.
And I was like, oh, who's asking?
And he's like, yo, I'm Ari Petnik or whatever.
Stop anti-Semitism.
Oh, great.
You know, we won one of their awards.
Yeah, he started.
Notice her started anti-Semitism.
He's trying to stop it.
michael mendoza
Hey, actually, wait, is that available?
Is startantisemitism.com available?
elijah schaffer
Or dot org, check it out.
michael hennessey
Oh, you got to get it.
We got to get that one.
michael mendoza
No one buy it.
No one buys it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let me see.
If someone buys it, I know you say it.
Don't say anything live.
michael mendoza
Startantisemitism.com, I think, is available, actually.
elijah schaffer
Startantisemitism.org is available to you.
michael mendoza
We'd never do that.
We'd never start anti-Semitism ever.
unidentified
It's actually just a daily wire redirect.
He just goes to Ben Shapiro's actual show.
elijah schaffer
That's some good shit.
Just wear a t-shirt, startantisemitism.org.
Watch Ben Shapiro.
No, but like, this was true, right?
And he was really like, immediately, like, do you know Rabbi Schmuckleberg or whatever?
It's like, I don't know, no, dude.
Like, you know, he's like, well, I said, so your whole job is to stop anti-Semitism?
He's like, yeah, my whole job is to stop anti-Semitism.
And like, you know, we're trying to stop it.
Nice guy, though.
Nice guy.
michael hennessey
He was nice.
Nice, nice guy.
He followed us everywhere.
elijah schaffer
That's the catch here.
I'm going, good.
We just meet another Jew here.
unidentified
Great.
elijah schaffer
And then he's trying to tell, I go, hey, you know, it's a good question.
I go, so it's anti-Semitism.
It's on the rise, right?
And he's like, yeah, I go, you think anything you guys are doing is making that happen?
Or is there any reason for that?
Or is it just random hatred because of who you are?
You know, he's like, well, we don't really know.
You know, 109 countries have kicked us out.
I was like, wow.
I'm hearing about this for the first time.
unidentified
Wow.
michael mendoza
Didn't know that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Wow.
I go, goodbye.
We're going to dinner.
And as we're walking, who comes behind me?
Ari.
He's like, I'm going with you guys to dinner.
I was like, oh, that's cool.
Cause I don't remember anyone inviting you.
But we were with a giant group of people who all think like me, including Josh and a Lebanese guy.
Do you know what the Lebanese and Jewish people?
They don't get along so well.
But yeah, I mean, I don't.
So let's talk about this here.
I think this guy was looking for me.
I think he was looking for me.
He saw me and found me and immediately wanted to talk, proceeded to follow us for days, gave us invites, VIP to the Shabbat dinner, tried to get me to go talk to Sebastian Gorka.
Like, the guy tries to kill me every time I see him.
And it's like, was really trying to get me to stop being anti-Semitic.
And I just thought, you can't just stop.
Like, once you start, it's like, you don't stop.
And I'm totally drawing.
I'm not anti-Semitic.
michael hennessey
You know, Shabbat dinner, he like came out of nowhere.
We're like sitting there.
We're like, oh, a Shabbat dinner.
He just pops up like, hey, Elijah, would you like to join?
Like, what the hell?
Where the hell did you come from?
How did you even.
Yeah, yeah.
He did have a mattress on his back.
So maybe that's a mattress.
elijah schaffer
Genuinely, I yeah, I don't know.
I genuinely don't know what the deal was there.
All I can tell you is that it was very, very weird.
That being said, like, I do think that they sent a handler to follow me around everywhere.
Like, that's what it felt like, you know, that they were like, and they just kept talking.
And he kept bringing rabbis up to me to speak to me.
And I was like, I mean, God bless your soul, you know?
I mean, you're good for you.
But like, let's just be honest here.
There's like three, three like Aryan guys, a Lebanese, and then like a black guy.
Do you know anything about how blacks, Lebanese, and Aryans have really gotten along with you guys our entire history?
It hasn't been a great relationship.
But here's the actual good reason.
Obviously, I condemn anti-Semitism to the fullest degree.
And I just need to just say here that it makes me sick that people would ever hate people for the collective content of all of their characters over thousands of years.
You know what I mean?
How dare you judge an entire group of people over how they've behaved consistently in over 109 countries, 200 districts and regions and empires.
But like outside of that, right?
It's remarkable because there was really nobody at the CPAC.
It's actually their last one.
They're not doing it anymore.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And what I learned from that was that people are done with the gay Jewish, like the gay Jewish shit.
They're just done with it.
We went into one session in CPAC and it was about how the Western, it was literally titled How the Western Cultures of Israel and the United States Are Fighting the Woke Mind Virus.
I'm not joking.
With a Jewish guy and like some, some, some, some other guy.
And you're like, I didn't even know that Israel was considered Western.
Isn't it Eastern, literally an Eastern country?
It's the Middle East.
michael mendoza
Yes, definitely the Middle East.
But, well, I mean, I guess in terms of what they would try to say, their values, because they're like a democracy, but it's like, you're kind of like stretching it.
Like, it's not like a European country at all by any stretch.
And, and, and yeah, I mean, people, people consider the Anglosphere like to be the Western nations.
elijah schaffer
It's not the West means white, to be completely honest.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, just because we're like, Rhodesia, even though it's in Africa, would still be considered a Western country because it's a white nation of Western values.
Australia is in Asia, but it's, it's, well, technically not in Asia, but it's Asian Sea, right?
Right there.
It's like in the Asian district.
It's on its own continent, but like it's in the Asian, you know, Asiatic area, and it's still considered the West.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's in the East.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's like, you're a non-white nation of like Semitic people that come from like Abraham.
I don't think that's considered Western Anglo.
michael hennessey
Well, of course, Ryan Coleman, they're white.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, also, the people who are Semitic are the ones who are getting kicked out.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
The current Israelis, they're like from Poland.
And I mean, like, even Netanyahu is Polish.
So, you know.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, raise your right arm if you weren't quite fond of certain people, but that's funny.
All right.
So enough of the anti-Semitic stuff.
I'm going to say this.
It worked.
And we are, it worked.
And we just, we just got to say the Shabbat dinner, the Gavelty fish, everything that was going on there is absolutely amazing.
So we'll just leave it at that.
You can just probably go switch to us, right?
victor willis
I mean, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Is he good?
michael mendoza
I think so.
unidentified
Yeah.
You good?
You gotta eat it.
elijah schaffer
Okay, it's our intern there.
He's uh, he's been wanting food for four days.
We still have him chained up.
He's still naked and lubed up in the well.
michael hennessey
You rubbed a lot of fan man all over him and told him either does that or gets the hose again, and uh, he did it.
elijah schaffer
And as long as you call him good boy at the end, he seems to be okay with it, uh, which is which is good.
But that being said, um, I got to talk to you about something obviously really important.
Many of you know we talked a lot about testosterone being a real uh issue right now in our country.
You know, it's kind of crazy, but if you've been feeling like chronic fatigue, maybe you've been feeling uh like your sex drive is down, uh, perhaps you've been feeling like you don't have energy or drive to fight all things that I nobody here is struggling with, honestly.
But honestly, because we honestly do, I've got you actually get tested.
We actually do have high T, and people get confused because they go, Hi, T, you have a high voice.
Well, high T is not, it's not actually really related to those things, to your, to your masculine, you know, you know, uh, affirmation.
A lot of it's who you are.
And there's a lot of men out there that are masculine.
We don't have a problem with masculine men, actually.
There's a ton of masculine men who wear baseball caps backwards and chew on tobacco.
And, you know, they have a great time, you know, at sports games or whatever, but they're a bunch of pussies and they don't stand up for what's right.
And they don't, they don't, you know, they're not reproducing.
They're not, they're not fucking good.
They're not doing what they should be doing.
And the reason why is because they're just low T, they're not driven men.
They don't make a lot of money.
They don't do anything.
If that's you, or you feel like you're going down and you're over the age of 25, or even if you're a teenager, you never actually know what's going to happen.
I've been meeting teens who have levels at 200, 300, you know, deciliters.
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It's like we say we're retarded, so being a man.
I was talking to my wife the other day.
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And other times it gets me to a lot of trouble and it brings regrets, but it's part of that thing in that man where you're like, you shut off, you stop thinking, and you're just a man.
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All right.
So, taking away from that, I don't want to talk about Vivek anymore or anything.
I just want to remind you, I've changed my mind about Vivek Ramaswamy after I remember seeing this.
Do you remember when Vivek?
Do you remember when he went on a trash truck with Benny Johnson?
I changed my mind.
I'm going to.
unidentified
Let's make some noise because the victims in here.
victor willis
Ladies and gentlemen You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
This is a serious state.
This is an applause statement.
unidentified
I was actually just about to talk about that too because girls are chat GPT politically involved.
elijah schaffer
Like they just echo what everyone's saying and their politics are just mirrored to whatever been there and printed around.
michael mendoza
Yeah, there's an associate of ours.
I'm not going to name and say who it was, but they were like, oh, I'm going to come on the show with like a trash can costume.
elijah schaffer
I just said who it was.
michael mendoza
Oh, you did?
Well, okay, yeah.
It was over the video.
I don't think people are a few, but no, it's a little bit of a please don't.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so we need to coin some new terms on the show.
We like to coin terms, but women are chat GPT politicians.
That's what they are.
It's like, they'll be like, yeah, I'm based in red-pilled.
And then, like, five minutes later, they tell you you're wrong about something they know better than you.
And then they learn the fucking hard way that you were right, right?
Like, women are always doing this.
They're always like saying something like, actually, you're incorrect about the red pill and this and that.
It's like, yeah, actually, I'm not.
And I'm not because I'm talking from my own experience, not because I've been printed.
I am, this is who I am.
And I know this for a fact, right?
It's like, true.
I've had this happen like 30 times in the last like just two months with people.
They just tell me I'm wrong.
And it's like, they call me a month later.
You were right.
Yeah, because these are my original ideas that I've learned over time.
It's not, I'm not saying them because my friend told me and my friends only told me about them because they learned them.
And I shit test them.
Is this really true?
And then I kind of test it myself.
I'm like, oh, aha, that is how you get, that is how you get AIDS.
No, but it's true.
But women are just like, they sit around and then it's like, it's like, this is why women climb the social ladder too, because it's like, it's part of how what they want, right?
Women want more money, more power, more this.
They want men that are higher and higher ranking socially.
But that's how it is kind of politically.
It's like they're around a man who's like low IQ, then they're low IQ.
Then they're around him at his higher IQ and then they get like challenged.
And then they, it's not all women, but then they go up.
And it's like, all of a sudden, you ever notice women start like liberal women hang out with based guys and all of a sudden they become neo-Nazis?
That happens every time.
It happens every time.
But I don't see, I don't see guys hanging around, you know, based girls at our libs and becoming neo-Nazis because guys just don't do that.
I wish everyone had a mic on in here.
We have a lot of people with opinions.
But that's the truth.
I know we do have enough mics.
We should just have some wireless mics we can plug in.
Actually, we have wireless mics.
We should just be able to plug them in because have a pass around love, you know?
michael hennessey
Get noticed around.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
No, but I mean, do you get what I'm saying, though?
They're chat GPT in terms of like their politics are based upon men, which is why they need to be around strong men with based ideas.
Because if they do, then they are.
And then they start making sourdough bread and it's game over from there.
Once the sourdough bread is in, the borders are going up.
The gas chambers are being built.
You know what I mean?
To delouse, to delouse the prisoners from life.
michael mendoza
Obviously.
elijah schaffer
To delouse them.
And the ovens.
I mean, who wants to cook a pizza any other way, right?
I mean, what are they just like fucking pizza?
It's like, you know, hey, you know, they're burning bodies in here.
Ever tried a fucking nice fire crusted pizza?
We had some the other day with Crystal.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
It was great.
It was, it was very good.
It's funny how Vivek just tries to think that he can get back in the graces.
He's like, oh, Trump drove a garbage truck.
I'll drive a garbage truck.
They're going to love me.
And it's just like, but yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but you know what?
Wait, someone in the chat did say this, and I want to repeat this is true.
Only good women change to men's views.
michael hennessey
That's true.
elijah schaffer
Women with a thousand cocks stare who are like genuine whores and disgusting, they will not change.
But like good women do in print.
Like it's like a dog or something like that, you know?
And, but the only thing that women, my note to women here is this, stop with the fucking daily shit tests.
Like, please, like, they're always like trying to shit test you.
Keep it up like once a week or like once a month.
Can we not have tension every day of our lives?
Like, does little disagreements have to become like a power struggle?
Women are always contending for power.
Am I the only one here?
Every guy here looks nervous right now.
But women are always contending.
Everyone are.
michael hennessey
I love you, sweetheart.
elijah schaffer
They're all contending.
They're all contending for power.
And they always need some sort of drama between you.
Like, there's always going to be some sort of like, you never just be like chill and be like, fuck it.
You know, let's hang out, you know?
Like, with guys, you don't see them for a year and it just picks up where you left off.
And it's not like, you didn't talk to me for a year.
It's like, well, shit, man, I guess we were busy, you know?
And with women, it's like, it's been 12 hours that you haven't called me.
And it's like, I'm on an international flight that's 17 hours.
Like, how is I supposed to call it?
Could you have gotten Wi-Fi?
Yeah.
michael mendoza
He knows what I'm talking about.
Flight to Thailand?
Oh, yeah.
victor willis
No, but like.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Yeah.
Could you imagine that my wife would get mad at me for taking a flight to Thailand in the middle of the week?
Come on.
elijah schaffer
A 48-hour trip to Thailand with cash.
I left with $9,880 in my pocket just to pass, you know, you know, the border.
But no, I don't know.
I just, I just feel like with the, with the, with the hose, you know, the hose before bros, but yeah, someone said that's why you have to be firm and assertive.
Yes, you do, and I don't have a problem with that.
It's just like, it gets annoying.
We're like, can we just like get along and I don't have to like be an authority figure in your life, please?
Dude, I don't know if you would know.
I want to be your friend, but I have to be like firm and authoritative or else you start shit testing me and things get caddy and like I have to kind of keep you from like melting apart and falling apart all the time.
Can you just like try to not fall apart for 48 hours, you know?
Every guy knows marriage.
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, not possible.
victor willis
Not me.
Not possible.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what happened to me when the women are all signing off right now.
michael hennessey
You're like, all right.
elijah schaffer
He's a sexist.
Yeah, I am.
What are you going to do about it?
All right, changing subjects here.
Let's talk about Dan Crenshaw and Tucker Carlson because this is like, we've got to find better talk.
I wanted to watch like black people hurt each other and stuff.
You know what I mean?
michael hennessey
I like black people.
elijah schaffer
I like crime compilations.
Okay, we'll go to that in a second.
We got to just look at this real fast.
michael mendoza
It's always been a documentary man.
elijah schaffer
I just wanted to watch black people commit crimes.
So this is the second half of the show, though.
Like the first half, we try to hit news and then we go to the second half.
michael hennessey
I got to subscribe to the locals.
That's why you got to get the good stuff.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you got to get the locals.
Plus, someone sent $10 for me to show my tits.
We did that such a good pump yesterday, you know?
Like, where is this?
Look at this.
unidentified
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
We got the pump.
Wait, where is this?
Wait.
michael hennessey
Oh, he ain't giving you a full one.
There you go.
elijah schaffer
Getting good.
Look at that.
Look at the tricep.
Someone paid $10 in the chat for this.
michael hennessey
Now, for $9.99, you can subscribe to Mike and Elijah's OnlyFans.
We will be releasing this.
It'll be down in the subscription.
elijah schaffer
I told him I'll take off my shirt soon because I said, but it'll be one day when I'm like swasted because occasionally I'll just rip off my shirt and start like tackling Mike on Aaron.
He's like, what are you doing?
And then the camera will fall and the show will end for about 15 minutes and we'll come back and it'll just be a wide shot of everyone because I unplugged everything.
I'd broken like maybe at least like maybe three to four cameras while I was at Blaze, you know, just like doing shit like that, like just tackling someone drunk and just smashed the camera.
They had the money to replace it.
unidentified
We don't.
elijah schaffer
So there's that.
But it's true.
We already enslave our intern.
Nick Sortour said, Deranged Congressman Dan Crenshaw was caught on camera threatening Tucker Carlson's life.
If I ever meet Tucker Carlson, I'll effing kill him.
I'm not joking.
I think we have the original video.
You can take that off for a second.
They deleted it.
There it is.
Let me show you this.
I don't have a lot of opinions on this.
This is stuff I have to pretend to have opinions on on like news shows.
We talked about this for like 20 minutes, you know?
michael hennessey
Yeah, earlier today.
I patch McCain.
elijah schaffer
Isn't it crazy?
michael mendoza
I Patr McCain.
elijah schaffer
Wait, can I ask guys a question here?
Because if you guys are new to the show, you don't know.
We do like a few other shows here as well.
Isn't it so, isn't it so fucking weird to like switch from shows where you have like very serious, wealthy people on and you're like not cursing and it's very orderly.
And it's like, Michael, and what's your opinion on that?
Yes, sir.
And what's yours?
And it's like, you're in like this big publication and you come on here and you're like, you want to see my arms?
You want to see my tits?
Send me $10.
michael mendoza
Not just that, but we were laughing at a Trump tweet.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I was like, wow.
I was like, this is a new low.
We're like laughing at a Trump tweet in 2025.
We're like, whoa, he said that.
That was crazy.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
michael hennessey
Dude, listen.
michael mendoza
That is crazy.
elijah schaffer
You know, Gary Franchie of the Next News Network.
He was like live.
He's got a big chance.
He's got 2.2 million subs.
michael mendoza
I just saw your interview with him because Brian said to me.
I don't think it's aired yet.
But I watched it first.
elijah schaffer
Did I come across Schlitz?
michael mendoza
No, no, I was thinking I was like, it was bad.
I was going to text you.
I was like, I love how you have a different persona for every single show.
Even for Gateway and Next News and VNN, which are kind of somewhat similar.
Even for Next News, you were like, but yeah, I can tell that you were really trying to dial it in in that show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, no, he's like, I would just say, I love him.
We were like, yeah, we were like, both probably don't remember the interview, but I just remember I was like, Gary, it's because of you that we beat censorship.
It is this show and it is you.
And you go, wow.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
I was like, dude, this is the craziest.
How do I follow this up?
And I'd be like, people have to go more serious.
I'd be like, yeah, you know, I mean, like, Susan Wajeki died in the fight, and you're still here.
You know, it's like bringing up like dead CEOs.
It was, it was unhinged, but you know, but I really enjoyed it.
However, going to this, let's watch this.
Again, I fucking hate Den Crenshaw and I would punch him in the fucking face, you know, because of his bullshit stances and flip-flopping, getting all of these Christian white people killed in Ukraine.
You know, that's why I don't like him.
He sacrifices the lives of white Christians.
michael hennessey
Oh, the money.
elijah schaffer
But people said that this was the worst thing that happened.
I think sacrificing a million white people is worse than these comments, but you tell me.
unidentified
Have you ever met Sarkar?
No.
michael mendoza
Who's the worst person you've ever met?
unidentified
Have you ever met some guy?
elijah schaffer
So, I don't know, Mike.
Like, it's like, oh, he's the worst person in the world.
I would fucking kill him when I see him.
I feel like that's just a comment you guys make.
Like, yeah, fucking kill him.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I mean, I don't take it as like a serious threat, but also, too, I mean.
elijah schaffer
He's a congressman, so that's serious.
michael mendoza
Also, too, like, you know, I mean, the worst thing about that video is the suit and vest combination.
It's like a blue suit with a green vest and a red tie.
Is that a thing?
I've never seen it before.
I don't know.
Well, I wouldn't wear that, but then again, I don't dress like the Riddler.
So I don't know.
Maybe that's just me.
elijah schaffer
Okay, speaking of people, obviously everybody knows.
I don't know who pays the intern to write this shit, but...
michael mendoza
No one, actually.
unidentified
That's why he's an intern.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, who's so young?
elijah schaffer
Do you know about this, Mike?
michael mendoza
He doesn't know the lore?
elijah schaffer
No, no, he's bros.
Yeah, he doesn't know.
And no one knows the lore.
People like Joey even about, you want to get Black Rifle Coffee's a sponsor?
I'm like, do you know that?
Do you know that I did a tweet and they lost like 9% of their stock value over it?
Like they had to fire people.
Yeah.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, even he knows that.
It's like, do you know that their entire reputation was lost because of this show?
This is the only show that causes more good and bad than it does, but it'll never grow because it's like, it never appeals enough to the mainstream to really like grow into something and it's not edgy enough to really like grow into something edgy.
Again, it's like a gateway dress.
It's like a pot.
It's like between the two, right?
But things being this.
So he puts a clip in here of Alex Stein.
You know what I mean?
It's like, does like evidence, and everyone knows Alex and I go way back, way, way back.
And we are presently, we're presently roommates.
You know what I mean?
But no, I have nothing against Alex.
Met his producer at CPAC, who's really eager to talk to us for a long time.
Nice guy, nice guy.
But Dan Crenshaw even hit like Alex.
And maybe me and Alex should reunite and become friends over our mutual hatred for Dan.
Remember this?
unidentified
Dan, I'm with the one, the only.
elijah schaffer
I run into the man.
The one, the only, Dan Crenshaw.
unidentified
I'm Patrick McCain.
But Dan, why are you retweeting Dave Portnoy saying he wants me to fail?
F me.
elijah schaffer
Why'd you retweet all that?
I'm going to put it in the video, but why'd you retweet all that?
unidentified
What do you think, Alex?
I know, but why don't you like me?
elijah schaffer
We're both in Texas.
unidentified
I can help you out.
You're just not America first.
You're a globalist.
You're giving more money to Ukraine.
I didn't touch.
victor willis
You're such a liar.
elijah schaffer
We have it on tape.
unidentified
See, this guy's still lying.
I patch McCain's out here still lying.
You're so full of it, dude.
That's why you're going to lose, dude.
I know.
victor willis
I know.
You don't think that?
unidentified
It's going to happen, guys.
This guy's a traitor.
elijah schaffer
Are you an adult?
You're a globalist.
unidentified
Yeah, I'm an adult calling you out.
You lost your eye for weapons of mass destruction that didn't exist.
And you don't even call it out.
elijah schaffer
Weapons of mass destruction that didn't exist, bud.
unidentified
You know that.
elijah schaffer
Let me hear you say something about that.
Okay, to be fair, to be fair, that was actually a pretty good call out.
Cheers to you, Alex.
I'll give you that one.
I'll give you credit.
Alex does have some one good zinger's.
He does, I will admit that.
Alex has.
I'm looking around the room.
Like, we should have, like, I mean, I'm, okay, put this on the list of getting, will we fucking, we should just take the ones after.
Don't we need to get some GoPros and some backup stuff that we can just bring in through a laptop as like a V-Mix guest of like people.
We need to figure out some like sort of mobile setup we can just kind of like throw on to the show.
Um, it's very easy to do, and it's probably not that expensive, but not that cheap.
And so you guys should make sure you follow locals because we can do stuff like that.
We can call it like the locals cam or something like that.
Um, we'll do it really wide, you know, and then just put face masks on or something.
It's not a bad idea.
michael mendoza
By the way, just really quickly, um, can I show my favorite Alex Stein moment really quick?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, go ahead.
unidentified
What's up?
I'm here with Alex Stein.
Is it true you're a Jew?
That's what they say, you know, on the internet.
They say that, and it's funny.
elijah schaffer
What do you say?
I didn't hear it.
michael mendoza
He just said, hey, Alex, is it true you're a Jew?
elijah schaffer
Alex is Jewish.
michael mendoza
First question.
First question.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael mendoza
Hey, Alex.
You're a Jew.
I always started off the interview.
elijah schaffer
I told Alex, I'll tell you it's a truth.
I made up with Alex, but he didn't make up with me.
michael mendoza
I made up with him.
elijah schaffer
But I made up and I made out with him, too.
michael mendoza
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
I like kissing Jews.
What can I say?
Is that we're bringing peace to the Middle East, right?
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The Jews, the Jewish women are hot, man.
I mean, I'm going to say this.
You can conquer your enemies.
You just can't reproduce with them.
No, I'm kidding.
But no, but no, Jews are hot.
And Alex is a hot Jew.
But I think with Alex, I made up with him because when Milo went on his show and like pretty much humiliated him and then started like breaking NDAs and talking shit on me and like whatever.
I don't care.
I mean, I think Milo's funny and like I've still have no problem with him.
I have no issue with him at all.
I don't know why he like, I think he just attacks everyone.
But I like Milo.
I like everyone involved.
But I know when that interview happened, Blaze deleted it.
And I felt like it was like such a social problem.
And then Milo brought up.
He's like, oh, yeah, this is, you know, you're on Elijah Schaefer's channel.
Like, what's more just like what's more disgraceful than taking anything from Elijah Schaefer?
Like, it's disgusting, you know?
Like, which was an insult on me, but I thought that was funny.
You know, Milo's character.
And, and so I just text him.
I text Alex and I was like, hey, honestly, like, that, that attack from Milo was so brutal that, like, I'm just going to drop the beef and I'm not going to talk shit about you again on air, like, unless you want to restart it or something.
I thought I would at least get a response.
I got a heart.
You know what I mean?
I got a heart.
But I think that Blaze staff must not be allowed to talk to me or something.
I think it's probably what it is.
Probably.
michael mendoza
I don't know.
I mean, you never die to him and you probably couldn't talk to me.
elijah schaffer
I don't know, but I don't mind the Blaze.
I don't have any, I don't even be with anyone.
You know what I mean?
I still like a lot of people there.
We had some Blaze people come up to us.
michael hennessey
We had a few of them come up to us.
elijah schaffer
A few of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We like the Blaze.
michael hennessey
I think the favorite part with Alex's manager is when he comes up, he's like, yeah, this conversation might be a little too racist for me.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Halfway through.
Because I was just being like bombastic and like overtly racist to his producer.
And then like, he was like, well, why you don't like the vec?
I was like, yeah, because I think Vivek didn't know that more than Jews, people don't like Indians.
You know, Indians are honestly like, I would rather, like, I can live in a city with Jews.
You know, I live in one.
I can't live around Indians.
I did before, and it was just too much.
It was just too much.
And most Indians don't want to live around Indians.
The higher castes don't want to live around the lower ones.
That's how you know Indians are the worst because there's an entire group of Indians that openly created a system where they don't have to live around the other Indians.
Obviously, there's a group of Indians that are clean, that are orderly and whatever, but they're so racist against the other ones, they've all diaspora or left.
You want to talk about this new thing called intentional Jewish diaspora?
michael mendoza
Do you know about Christianity?
I've never heard of this.
Hold on.
Wait, if Joey hasn't heard of this, have you heard of this?
Okay, this is like the most anti-Semitic guy in the office.
Next to noticer, too.
unidentified
Heard of it?
michael mendoza
No, he has.
elijah schaffer
Do you know?
No, do you actually know about this?
michael mendoza
No, no, I actually haven't heard of this.
unidentified
No, all right.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, we're going to go on a five-minute break and we're going to talk about that.
Um, so we're going to five-minute break.
We're going on a holding sign here.
I think we have a be right back.
Um, and we will be back for the second hour of the show.
Um, I may figure I can probably uh, we only have three mics.
I'll probably mic up the guests so I can get that.
We can run them, we can run a thing back there so we can at least mic them up and they can talk.
Um, we'll do this.
Can you grab one of the mics in there and just unplug it and then we'll just run the chord over there?
Uh, that'll be good.
So, we're gonna mic up our guests that are in the studio and uh we're gonna talk about the intentional Jewish diaspora, who I found this out from from a turning, like a high-ranking turning point member actually speaking to yesterday.
And um, it was really remarkable after a Jewish journalist wrote a hit piece about me again in the uh Australia mainstream media.
And it was like, I thought, how has Australia have Jews that are writing hit pieces about me in another continent around the other hemisphere?
And he goes, Oh, you don't know about intentional Jewish diaspora?
And I go, Never heard of it, and gave me the lowdown.
It was really interesting.
Uh, while we were getting a massive pump, man, I have bigger titties than most girls that are watching the show.
It's been really good, and um, that's what you do: you talk about Jews and pump iron, right?
And then you get to wear an iron cross, you start a war with Poland.
Yeah, all right, we'll see you guys in just a few minutes.
Don't go anywhere.
We'll be right back.
michael mendoza
What's going on, guys?
We're back.
We're going to read some locals chats real quick because we've got a few actually.
So, let me just bring these up real quick.
Doomsday Cracker sent a $1 tip, and that is terrifying, actually.
Right now, Elijah and Michael are doing some stuff right now, so I'm just going to take this upon myself.
Also, Real Dandy Andy says, I tried to donate to Vivek's campaign, but he only accepts Green Dot Visa gift cards.
Do not redeem SAR.
And also, obviously, this.
I don't even know what to make of that, but that's there.
So, thank you guys for the super chats.
And yeah, we are coming back very shortly.
Elijah, you're good to go.
Can I unmute you?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Sorry, I was just fingering my asshole and I needed to retrieve myself.
Anyway, yeah, so we got a bunch of these locals chats.
And by the way, this is kind of why you need to go to locals.
If you can send chats if you're a free member as well, but like we can send super chats there, and it's actually easier to do so as a member.
But the reason why you should join locals is a couple of things.
Number one, you should join locals.
It's guaranteed to fight HIV.
And all of you guys, a bunch of faggots.
So if you want to get over your gay retardedness, join.
But also, we have been, I have been pretty good with doing more locals posts and stuff too.
But the reason why this month, I mean, it's always an excuse, but the reason why there's been like a little bit of like things, I've been traveling so much.
But just in case you guys want to know, I've been making, like, this is actually a good thing.
And I want to, I want to talk about this for a second since we're on the offshoot part.
We're going to talk about the diaspora.
But what we're doing here right now is this.
When I went to CPAC, this is a really good thing.
Everyone here who's alt-right, far-right, dissident right, or mainstream or whatever, this show is a place for all of you guys.
Just not if you're black.
But no, I'm totally kidding about that.
I'm joking.
It's more of a place if you're black.
You should be here and learn why you need to be one of us.
No, but everyone knows, everyone knows this.
Look, we have a very unique ideology and my ideology has become less unique over the years.
And so I have a lot of friends who are like full-on, full-on neo-Nazis.
And I have friends who are worse than neo-Nazis that create them, like James Lindsay, right?
People say that we're the best friends.
James Lindsay has done more for the neo-Nazi movement than Hitler, right?
Does anyone agree with that?
Yeah, you agree with that?
Anyone know?
Let me unmute that like.
No, he has.
Because he's creating, he's creating neo-Nazis in a Jewish globalist world.
I mean, that's a very, that's a very like big skill.
He's like, hey, the Jews are in power.
How about I make sure that there's more neo-Nazis growing every day?
And James Lindsay's like, what should I post today?
Every time James Lindsey hits tweet, a neo-Nazi is born somewhere on a star.
And no, but and then I have, I do, I have leftist friends and stuff.
I've gotten rid of all my trans friends.
I used to have trans friends in LA.
I blew them all.
I got tired.
So I left, you know, how it was.
But, but no, but I get tired of it.
And the point was, is that my ideology is like this.
I was talking to Arthur Kwan Lee today, and I was like, hey, man, I like your tweets about elitism because, you know, I'm from the city.
I'm a California conservative.
It's always been a joke, but it's true.
It's like, I don't want to be around you just because, you know, you're based in cool.
I want to be around you because you're doing something cool.
I want to be around you because you've got a cool character trait.
Like maybe, maybe you're a little bit more liberal, but you're trustworthy.
Like you're loyal.
You're going to get my back.
You were there and nothing happened, right?
Like if you're a little bit liberal, but nothing ever happened, you're my friend, right?
I can be friends.
That's why I hate women.
I can be friends with girls that are cool, that like actually could be like, you know, helpful or whatever.
If you cook and clean and want to cater the show on Tuesdays and Thursdays, we'll be your friend.
You can actually come in here on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
But like, you've got to have some reason why I want to be around you.
And a lot of these Spurgs walking around, they're just like, yo, you know what?
Like, I'm like really into Germany and stuff.
Like, do you know what Germany was about?
And so the reason why I was talking to him about, I go, you know, a lot of the right-wing Spurg side has really divulged into like the Pharisees in Israel back in the day.
Actually, the entire white supremacist or white nationalist movement has become very Jewish in the fact that they're more concerned with being white than they are concerned with what that means, right?
So it's like, well, you know, this guy's 8% Mexican.
Well, what is being white?
I mean, yes, it's our skin color, but like, but no, but yeah, but if you're white and you're just being trashy and trailer trashy and you're hanging out, you're doing nothing and you're doing smoking meth, you're really not helping our country.
You're not helping our people.
And you would have been thrown out too.
And there's always been people that have been allowed into a country.
There's always been limited immigration.
You know, just because just because we have nonsensical immigration doesn't mean that there needs to be no immigration at all.
Like you can have allies.
I've always said this.
You can go to another country and create allyship with a Japanese family to create spies in a country.
And then when they get caught, you extradite them out and you bring them to your nation.
You give them a home and you have a Japanese restaurant in your city.
That's very different than being like, hey, everyone in Japan, come on over.
You know, you could be in a colony like Rhodesia and have some elitist families who are, you know, it becomes Zimbabwean now, but black families who are helping you run the government and keeping peace.
And you give them a few, you know, free college, you know, college education, you know, vouchers and you bring them in.
Allow them to settle in a nice neighborhood like in Bel Air or something.
And yeah, go get some shit for being black, but those are not African Americans, right?
That's not, it's not some like trashy black family.
They might not mix.
We don't want a ton of Africans in our neighborhoods, but there's an understanding of like, you got to kind of work with the world.
You got to work with people.
And England has always been like that, too.
There's always been some black English Englishmen, we'll call them, but they're not English, right?
They act like Englishmen.
They are astute and respectful.
So you can be act like an Englishman, but not be English, right?
But our immigration policy is retarded, but that doesn't mean I hate everybody.
And I think a lot more people think like me.
And what I mean by me is this: sometimes the Spurgs get too Spergy.
They're just like, Arthur Kwan Lee can't be one of us because he's not white.
And you're like, he's Korean.
You know what I mean?
Besides his eyelids, what else is wrong with him?
You know what I mean?
Like genuinely, I don't know.
But I'm like, I like him.
And the WigNats and people don't like him because they're mad about the fact that he's Korean and he was, you know, supposedly fucking Lily Gaddis, which he wasn't, by the way.
Someone clipped this up.
Arthur Kwan Lee did not have sex with Lily Gaddis.
It didn't happen.
And Lily Gaddis didn't have sex with Arthur Kwan, not because they don't race mix, but because Arthur Kwan doesn't fuck Jews.
No, I'm kidding.
But I want to say this.
You know, a lot of people have this ideology like me where they see there's something wrong.
They're trying to do something about it, but I'm not playing to the online audiences.
I'm not playing at Con Inc.
I'm not trying to get accepted at CPAC, but I'll go.
And I don't care if the Spurgs, you know, Palestinian news network or something accepts me.
Like, who even are you?
I'm like, I want elite human capital.
I want people who are trying to do things, great things.
And I want people that are about my ideology.
And I really think that our movement is growing.
And I genuinely think what we're doing here is like, I think we are the first media group with over two dozen employees across so many sites and connections that actually is able to sustainably hold like kind of like right-wing alt-right ideas, but stay in the mainstream.
You know, we can go to Con Inc.
We can get a booth.
We're going to be at SAS AmFest.
Like we're going to be in the mainstream, but we're going to hold our dissident right views.
We're not going to sit around and play to Spurgs with ANON accounts who are just like fat brown people who are like, I'm going to save the West.
Well, we're not going to do that.
No, no, we're not going to do that.
We're going to be fit.
Which is why everyone in here is, you know, everyone in here is getting, no, but everyone in here is going to get fit.
We have our new health thing going on.
I did say I'd pay your, I told the guys here, I'd pay your signup fee, but Mike, even for you too, I'll pay your, I'll pay one month of everyone's membership at a lifetime.
michael hennessey
Let's go.
michael mendoza
So based.
elijah schaffer
That's a lot of money, by the way.
That's like $350 a month.
Yeah, that's like $1,000.
michael mendoza
I'll do this really quickly.
elijah schaffer
We have more than that.
michael mendoza
Have a super chat for $10.
WP, I guess they're a big fan of WordPress, the development content management system.
So thank you for that.
I appreciate that.
elijah schaffer
Did somebody say we were talking about Vivek?
Somebody got two guns.
Where'd the second gun come from?
michael mendoza
I have no idea.
Oh, you know what?
elijah schaffer
This is what I want to tell you guys: growers, not showers.
Small guns, but powerful.
Sometimes a small package can still kill.
You know what I mean?
It's true.
It's true.
I got to say this.
It's a very, that's like, it's like the whole white race.
We're growers, not showers, right?
It's like, we look nice, we're docile, but we are the most like, I actually agree with people who hate white people, like the most deadly force on earth, the most hateful, like, you know, destructive, suppressive.
I'm like, oh, yeah, coming.
But we come in with peace and technology and civilization, education, but don't fuck with us when we're here.
All I was going to say is this: I feel like we're actually building something.
And I'm going to tell you guys good news.
Going to CPAC, the amount of people and meetings and interest we had in people who are interested in what we're doing here and what we're growing and the things that we're creating.
Well, everyone knows.
I met with Fuentes, right?
That was, I mean, you met Fuentes.
What do you think about him?
You met Fuentes, and you're the one, you're like me.
I've never even seen his show before besides Eclipse.
Neither of you, right?
michael hennessey
No, no, I haven't.
I've only seen clips on Twitter, but he was actually a great guy, a great guy, person to have a conversation with.
Very cool, very cool.
We got to hang out with him for like three different times and very insightful.
elijah schaffer
Because you're a five.
Okay, you're a Chad.
Got the face card.
He's a good guy.
He can't.
michael hennessey
Elijah 8K.
elijah schaffer
He's live from 8K, 9K.
But no, no, but this is true.
I'm not a Groiper.
You're not a Groiper.
There are Groipers in the room.
There are Gropers in the room.
Oops.
But the point is, there are people out there not fucking around.
But there are people out there who, you know, ride each other's ass.
People ride my ass too.
That was just back in college.
But sorry, no one got that one.
No one laughed.
Oops.
unidentified
Fine.
elijah schaffer
I had diarrhea.
Don't blame me.
No, but I told you, I like Nick, not because we agree on everything.
He even told me, you're so gay.
You always say we don't agree on everything.
I'm like, well, we don't, man.
I don't like your opinions on, you know, on women.
I don't like your opinions on marriage.
I don't like these opinions.
I think they're fucking toxic.
But I like you.
I think you're a good guy.
And I think you're a man of conviction.
And I think we get along really well.
But genuinely, I think he's a very, I think Nick's a really cool person.
I think he's a good friend.
And he's like kind of actually fun to hang out with.
He's like a cool guy.
michael hennessey
And there was discussions of getting him on the show.
So we'll see how that happens.
elijah schaffer
No, he is.
He is coming out.
He is coming out very soon.
michael hennessey
And he's supposed to debate your handler.
elijah schaffer
My handler from stop.
He agreed to debate my stop anti-Semitism handler.
So that's happening here.
michael hennessey
Oh, Vay, my mother's going to kill me.
elijah schaffer
He's like, I don't know if I want to debate him, though, because he literally talks to this.
I don't know if I want to debate him because it could be humiliating for my family.
And me and Mike are like, no.
It's going to bring honor.
michael hennessey
You got it.
elijah schaffer
You got to debate it.
unidentified
You got it.
michael hennessey
And there was one guy at the table, like, don't do it.
And we were like, shut up.
Listen, this is going to be great for you.
elijah schaffer
Who's the black guy?
Yeah, yeah.
Always causing problems.
No, he goes, you know what?
I just think it's a good Josh impression.
Oh, you know, I just think.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
I actually think it could cause problems because, you know, Nick's going to fucking humiliate you.
michael mendoza
And I go, hey.
That is exactly how he talks to you.
elijah schaffer
Chill out.
This guy goes, calm down.
unidentified
I go.
elijah schaffer
It would bring honor to his family if you debated Nick.
michael mendoza
He goes, think about this.
elijah schaffer
If he debates Nick, I will sit.
And this is how I got Nick.
Because Nick's like, well, I don't want to follow this guy.
He's a nobody.
I go, Nick, I got you to debate Adam King, who had like 147 followers.
And that's like timeless clips that are around forever.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
It was mostly viral moments from that.
elijah schaffer
You don't need, you need, what you need is high profile to debate people who are fake.
So like, it's like no, but like a newspaper, like, well, I got to debate a high-profile person in the New York Post.
Somebody who runs stop anti-Semitism, debate that motherfucker tomorrow if they agree.
Like, do not wait.
Like, that's, you don't need Netanyahu.
You need someone who believes what they believe because they do represent the whole group.
That's what I told me.
He's like, all right, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Can we change his live background?
You need to push that to your mouth.
unidentified
Can we change his live background and be like a tunnel while he's debating with the magic?
elijah schaffer
We actually drilled some greats here when he's coming up.
Did you see the memes, by the way?
Can you bring some of those up on locals?
michael mendoza
Sure, yeah, one second.
elijah schaffer
Because we're going to talk about the diaspora in a second.
All I was going to say is, I think we're not just not going anywhere.
Like, I went to fly out to LA and back to Nashville to talk with investors to invest in what we're doing.
Like, that's how serious it is.
Like, there was unlimited opportunities of people who want to put money and investment and time into what we're doing.
And I think expansion is inevitable.
And I think that what we're doing here is psychopathic.
We're taking a lame podcast that nobody watches and creating shell companies above it and integrating the con Inc.
And I think he gets it 100%.
I think Mike gets it 100%.
michael hennessey
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
You know, you saw what we're doing there.
You saw the vision and you saw people buy it.
michael hennessey
And other people see it as well.
So many people came up to us as CPAC, like very nervous to even talk about it.
You know, they don't want to put it out there in the mainstream, but just to come up, give their respect and say, you know, we love what you're doing and how many jobs people are asking for was crazy to come.
elijah schaffer
Everyone wanted to leave a network and work for us.
You know why?
Because the Jews are annoying.
They are.
They're annoying.
michael hennessey
People have had enough.
elijah schaffer
They've had enough.
michael mendoza
Also, by the way, speaking of the debate from earlier, who could forget this moment when that was the best moment?
michael hennessey
He's like, okay, I'm done.
He never came back.
elijah schaffer
Do you know what's funny?
Wait, talk about redemption with censored.
By the way, you can still sign up at censored.tv slash offensive.
Make sure you sign up if you want to join us.
We are there right now.
So we're still there.
But it would be great in the future to just like hire Gavin.
I love Gavin.
I would actually hire reverse Uno card.
Gavin's so talented, I would hire him myself.
I just don't think I have $100,000 a month to pay for him.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
That guy makes a lot of money.
He's rich.
Imagine, imagine he's rich.
Never mind.
I don't want to get into it.
He's got a lot of money.
It's true.
So it's like, I don't blame him.
But, and you know what I love is when we're just, I'm ranting about nothing to want nothing.
People don't leave the show.
They're still in the chat.
michael hennessey
We've actually grew.
We were at like 750.
Now we're at 867.
unidentified
So I wish more of you guys just ranted off the top of your head.
elijah schaffer
All right, let's talk about this.
unidentified
Let's talk.
elijah schaffer
Let me bring this up real fast.
Here we go.
I want to play this as we start the show.
We're going to talk about intentional Jewish diaspora.
And that being said, I need to play this.
Don't go to my screen, but just, can we hear this?
michael mendoza
Some like ambient music in the background.
I know what song you're looking for.
I can pull it up if you want me to.
Sounds very Gaelic.
That's not it.
elijah schaffer
Here it is.
michael mendoza
Here it is.
unidentified
There we go.
I have a limb in a fighter's company There we go.
I love you guys.
michael mendoza
There we go.
That's good.
unidentified
That's good.
Perfect.
elijah schaffer
So let's talk about something very important here.
You know, everyone watching this, I'm going to cue you in here.
I have very serious connections and problems with Australia.
People here are going to actually find out some stuff you never heard before.
This is very serious.
Australia is an out, it is a white man's outpost.
It's Oceania.
It's literally in the middle of nowhere.
And it's so isolated, the only people that could possibly develop it are whites.
I'm not ashamed of that.
Only white people could develop this place and New Zealand.
Now, sadly, Sing just took over as a number one last name in Victoria, Australia, Melbourne, one of the safest cities in the world.
And now it's just expedited from 2050 to now 2028.
New Zealand will be minority white.
None of you guys saw that.
And these are our colonies.
We already lost Rhodesia.
We've lost South Africa.
We call this the South Africanization of Western colonies.
The United States is a colony of the West, by the way.
We're not the West.
We're a colony.
We are a colony.
As populous as we are, we're a colony of Europe.
And so is Canada.
Canada's lost.
Australia is almost lost.
New Zealand will be lost in 2028.
When I say the West is lost, is when a country is minority white that is a white nation.
It's no longer a colony.
We are the colonized.
And I don't say that like blacks are, oh, you're colonized.
No, no, no.
That means the end of civilization, you know, as we know it.
The end of peace, the end of civility.
Now, Australia has typically been the most white.
Canada and Australia up until 1950, do you know what back in 1950, Canada and Australia were?
99.4% white.
Do you know how crazy that is?
99.4%.
And the other 6.6% was what?
Inuit or Aboriginal, right?
So it was just Abraham, like it was just, you know, I hate calling indigenous, just like prehistoric people, right?
And lowest crime rates in the world, cleanest places in the world.
And like, the Australians are so based, they brought the Chinese and the Arabs over to help them colonize the rest of the state and then physically assaulted them and took them out of the country, threw them on boats, and like sunk the boats.
Okay, we'll talk about that.
That's crazy, huh?
That's crazy.
But Australia is going through such a serious change right now that Australia instituted the most strict speech laws in the world.
Let me put pause on this.
Australia instituted the most strict speech laws in the world.
Right now, Australia is the first country to defend the Jewish population.
It has made the Bible illegal.
It is not a joke.
They have made the Bible illegal.
If you were to translate the Jews killed Jesus, you will go to jail automatic sentence of 12 months.
If you were to say that a marriage between a man and a woman, you'll go to jail for 12 months.
And listen, this is very important because people say, well, I thought you're against dual citizenship.
No, I just, you can't have dual citizenship with Israel.
It's like, stop.
You could be a Belgian American.
Yes, because it's the same thing.
You're a European, you know?
You cannot be a Cuban American.
You got to forsake one or the other.
You got to forsake one of the other.
You got to be American or Cuban.
Because you have to adopt to us.
You're adopting to what?
To a white Western world.
We're not adopting you.
Belgians are us.
You, if you want to prove you're one of us, have to prove you're one of us.
That's a key thing.
That's when I say I'm cool with assimilation.
You've got to be one of us.
Yeah.
No, you've got to be.
And people say in the WigNets are like, well, that's not really ideal.
No, it's not ideal in terms of like yes and no, but also I'm realistic here.
And I meet a lot of Cubans who are cool.
But here's the deal.
So down the road here, my kids are Australian citizens.
My families, we hire Earl's an Australian citizen, right?
You know, Earl Gregg is coming back.
Australia, when you go to Queensland where CPAC Australia is, if you want to go with us, by the way, I'm speaking there.
We're doing this show main stage on CPAC Australia.
We might get arrested.
He even said that.
He's like, you might get arrested and you leave.
Do you know that this, the things they say on this show are so controversial?
He told me they got banned from the Crown, which is like the MGM there.
They're permanently banned from Crown Australia grounds because of my speech.
They got the whole venue they host CPAC at banned them permanently from my speech.
And you know what I said?
Check this out, controversial.
The Australian government needs to stop caring about Aboriginals and Indians and start caring about Australian people because they are a people and you need to care about them.
And they got banned from all their venues for the future.
So now CPAC Australia is kind of getting it.
They're in the white Australia in Queensland where all the whites live.
And it feels like Australia there still.
It's where I lived.
It feels like Australia.
It's about like 87 or 88% white there.
It's crazy.
It feels like you're in a proper, proper, it's like Massachusetts, but conservative.
My point being is that, you know, I spoke to the Australian delegation and they told me right now that the coalition of the liberals, the conservatives, the actual like Republicans, they're called liberals there, boycotted CPAC permanently for three years since I've been there because I said that the government should care about white people.
That is a lost colony.
That is a lost place.
And I care about that because white people deserve a homeland.
But here's the deal.
We'll kind of go in this direction.
I won't talk about this.
When I was there, think of this.
Think of Tucker Carlson in his prime donated 30 minutes of a show to talk about how horrible of a person I was and put a 60 minutes investigation onto me.
That's what they did when I was there.
They did an entire half an hour of the one-hour biggest primetime show on ABC News to dedicate to how I'm the worst person in the world.
And they, you know, called me like, like, like, and I had articles from you know, everything.
It was like, I, and I was threatened at ASIO, you know, their FBI visit me, said, I heard you were pushing nationalist views.
You were promoting uh, flying the Australian flag.
I'm not joking.
You were promoting people in Australia to fly their own flag.
This is how bad it can get in a place, right?
And so let's talk about this.
I almost got kicked out of the country based on some articles from some journalists.
And I saw one of those journalists at CPAC.
Very short.
michael hennessey
Looked like Gollum.
unidentified
Looked like Gollum.
Yeah, he did.
elijah schaffer
He kept because their name was quite different on paper.
And I said, Crypto Jew.
I can hear you.
I go, no, no, but they're trying to ban me from the country.
By the way, I'm working with Candace Owens.
They're suing to go back.
And I got invited to be the opening speaker for the Candace Owens tour in Australia when they win the court case.
So that's really good.
We got invited to be the opening speaking engagement.
And they might want us to do a slightly offensive show before she starts on stage in every made in Sydney Opera House, even.
That would be crazy.
We got invited.
We got fully invited.
michael hennessey
We're definitely going to jail.
elijah schaffer
We're definitely going to jail.
Well, he said they'll deport us before arresting us since we're technical.
Well, I'm a resident.
You're not.
So I'll get arrested.
unidentified
You wouldn't.
elijah schaffer
You're on a visa.
You get revoked and chipped.
I'd get arrested.
But I said, Excuse me, what ethnicity are you?
And he's like, oh, I'm Jewish.
And I said, oh, because is there a problem with that?
I go, why would there be a problem with you being Jewish?
No, why?
So I found out that, you know, in all this being said and done, Candace got barred from the country based on petitioning of the Australian Jewish Coalition.
This is really what it's called, the AJC.
The hate speech laws that were enacted that are the strictest in the world were based on the Stop Anti-Semitism Coalition and AJC.
Okay.
I was investigated based on petitionings by on ABC.
They said the AJC contacted us and we're doing a hit by we're doing this all by the AJC.
The NSN, the National Socialist Network, was just deleted off of X and off of Telegram, even now, off requests from the government based on the AJC.
And Avi Yemeni and Ezra Levant, who run Rebel News, which is a subversive anti-Western news organization.
Rebel News is a piece of shit, anti-Western news organization.
It's meant to subvert.
Ezra knows it, so does Avi.
They hate white people and our success, and they love, they love, love Eastern people's success.
I'm done with it.
I'm done with them.
They're anti-white.
Avi Yemeni is an anti-white bastard.
So is Ezra Levant.
And they know.
So they blocked me.
They hate white people and our success.
They want to use us to succeed their own people, but they don't want us to succeed.
That's different, right?
They'll succeed us so that we can keep funding them and their awards and what's going on, but they hate us.
What do they all have in common?
They're Democrats.
Even in Australia, they're all Democrats.
You got to wake up, people, on what's going on.
I realized I'm in America and I have an Australian coming in who's Jewish, who's writing a hit piece and putting it in the newspaper to keep me from being able to go back.
I spoke to a guy today and he talked to me about this.
Let's just jump into this conversation here.
He said that the international Democrat population are we tracking is not diaspora and they're actually not everywhere.
It's intentional diaspora and there's an edict called intentional infiltration.
It's like a document that they all work on, which is to become minorities.
How does 0.4% of a population control the banning of, I'm a resident, you know, she's a crown citizen, you know, she's married to a high royalty or like, you know, of canises of the UK.
How are we banned from the crown colonies?
Like, how could a UK resident whose own kids, my kids are citizens of the crown, which is kind of crazy to say, we're citizens of the crown.
How can we be banned from the nation?
Well, the Jews have more power than the crown in Australia.
Isn't that crazy?
Jews have more power.
How'd they get that?
It's called intentional infiltration.
So they act that they're victims.
They intentionally get into every country and they work with Mossad and with the groups to get high ranks and move in and they get money and funding and they move up.
It's not natural vertical growth.
They do internal funding.
They go up, go up, go up until they control institutions, what's going on.
And they subvert the nation, control the media, get and use the media to control the media, then to control the political institutions, blackmail the politicians, think of Epstein, right?
What's going on here?
Diddy, right?
That's media and whatever.
And they use blackmail and bribery to control these countries.
So you go, how could 0.4% of people in a country control so much?
Well, high IQ, high IQ.
No, it's called being fucking diabolically evil.
Like no one immigrates to a country to like, like, I wouldn't go to Brazil to like get in, turn the whole country against its own people.
It's like, that's satanic.
So it's a satanic group of people that go around the world, infiltrate countries to make them actually serve their purpose.
And the purpose is, is what?
Is to serve the devil.
So it's to demoralize, decentralize, and subvert the people.
And I don't know if it's true, Joey.
unidentified
Or you're just jealous.
You know, that's what they say, right?
You're just a jealous anti-Semite.
Well, thank you, Joey.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
What I'm saying here is, I'm, you know, I could be hurting my own reputation, but I don't care.
What I'm saying here is I believe that.
I don't know if you believe that, but I believe that.
There's point, you can't like, it's not what white people do where we bring like education and development to a region and we rule it.
It's like they're coming in and being like, it's like it's like how blacks win fights.
That's what Jews do to society.
It's like, what if, so we have a disagreement?
I grabbed your woman's ass and we have a disagreement.
What if I killed you, nigga?
You're like, well, then you would win, technically.
It's like, what if I just shot you in the head?
And it's like, well, that's not really how we were.
You disrespect my wife.
We could talk it out.
Maybe I'll beat you up.
Yeah, but what if I killed you?
You're going, well, that would be, I mean, you're an animal.
I mean, you shouldn't be in these borders, right?
You're not, you don't, you don't play by the rules.
So you're not one of us.
You're an animal.
You need to leave.
And it does accomplish the task, but the end result, you win the immediate task, but the end result is you destroy the fabric of society.
I feel like Jews are white-collar blacks.
michael hennessey
And they've infiltrated everything.
I mean, even in Mexico, you see the leader they have over there.
It makes no sense how she got there.
Thomas Massey talked about how all our politicians have APAC representatives.
And then the one guy also we spoke to who I thought he was doing a great job in Texas.
Is it Brandon?
The one who was running for office?
elijah schaffer
Brandon Gill.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
And then AIPAC went totally against Herrera.
Yeah.
Put all the money into it.
I mean, the guy he should have won.
elijah schaffer
Clarify this, clarify this.
A small district, Brandon Herrera, AK guy, big YouTuber, great guy.
Ran in Texas to be an America first candidate.
APAC approached him, small district, and said, will you undyingly support Israel?
This really happened in 2024.
And he goes, I'm not undyingly supporting any foreign country.
I'm going to be America first.
Didn't even come against them.
A week before the election, this is probably a district where the collective income is under $40,000 in a household.
Dropped one point after putting $9 million against his opponent, put $1.5 million in the last week.
He only lost by 413 votes.
The thing, and then they tweeted out the next day of the election.
Should have supported Israel, Brandon.
You can go look at it.
Should have supported Israel.
He supported America first.
The other guy is this black guy who doesn't care about America and he's pro-Israel.
He just seems one of the shittiest politicians.
They prime Israel primarily a Texan in a district by putting out propaganda that he was like racist or something because he wouldn't because he was America first.
I hate these people.
I hate them.
unidentified
I hate them.
elijah schaffer
You know, it's like an Anakin, right?
It's like Anakin.
unidentified
I hate them.
elijah schaffer
I don't hate Jews.
I just hate, I just hate people who are doing this, which also disproportionately happen to be Jewish, right?
Fair enough, quote.
michael hennessey
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
You guys seem nervous yet.
You have a microphone.
unidentified
Very dangerous people if they don't have a homeland to go back to.
michael hennessey
They're the everywhere people.
Yeah.
And a lot of the flooding of our country, with you were mentioning how the Western nations were being flooded by so many illegal immigrants.
If you look at majority of the NGOs, that all leads back to the same place as well.
Who's funding them?
Who's bringing everybody here?
You know, so the immigration problem that we're having right now kind of always leads back in the same direction.
unidentified
Well, who started the immigration problem?
michael hennessey
Back in the same direction.
unidentified
Melting Pot, who coined that James Lindsey with a sword.
michael hennessey
Okay.
elijah schaffer
He's actually treating going almost seriously.
michael hennessey
Who, James Lindsay?
We have everyone.
elijah schaffer
I was just talking to someone today who told me that the Tates are still waiting for us to schedule their interview in Romania.
They're like, they mentioned you that you're supposed to be coming out there.
We know we're supposed to be interviewing the Tates.
Yeah, we have Candace locked in, the Tates, you know, we have Fuentes.
The thing is, is like, we have so much bullshit we do in this studio that like we can't get any good shit done.
It's like, no, but you know, it always happens.
It always happens.
Like it always happens.
We eventually get it done, but like in the media world, everyone wants it now.
But Fuentes agreed with me, by the way, about controlled chaos.
We will do it.
So he's going to come down from controlled chaos and then we're going to do another debate.
But I was saying, why don't we just make that controlled chaos?
Why don't we have Ari Pettenkin?
Because he said he was like, he was like, well, it's going to be gay, like us, you know, a black guy, a Mexican, and a gay Jew, you know, jerking each other off on a table about Israel.
I go, yeah, it is kind of gay.
You go, well, let's have Ari come on and bring some stop anti-Semitism people and sit around this table, just project, have a crowd, have an audience, mic everyone up, and just let's talk about our disagreements for three hours.
And let's just drink shots and hang out, you know.
But anyway, it's true.
One time I did Myron's shows with a noticer and like, he was like, bro, you know, to hold it down because I was like, what did they like?
Maybe probably eight, eight double shots, something like that.
And then to proceed to do like a two-hour show at one in the morning on like women and feminism.
He's like, what the hell?
Sorry, I have a problem.
michael hennessey
It was like two in the morning.
He's just did all the shots.
unidentified
Then he monologued for an hour and it got clipped from so many different places.
michael hennessey
It was impressive.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't remember going on the show, but I went on, you know, it's part of the life.
All right.
Sorry, that was the intentional Jewish diaspora.
Is that there's actually an edict and they're funded outside of it.
Because think about this.
I want to hear your opinion on this, Mike, because you know.
So a lot of people know Nepo babies and like and like money.
So this is actually from being on the inside.
You went to CPAC 2.
The reason why I can do whatever I want is because I've secured funding, right?
And the reason why you can do it with me is because you've secured funding through me, right?
So we're creating our own Jewish cabal, right?
So no, but it's not a joke.
It's like, it may not be a lot of money.
Believe it or not, I do pay them $16 a week now.
michael hennessey
You guys are getting paid?
elijah schaffer
$16 a week, right?
Obviously, we could sell our souls and make more money.
But what my point is, is like, he's like, I've learned how power works.
I've decided I'm working on getting money and making sure people get money.
And it's never going to be as much as they want.
It's never going to be what they want.
But it's like, go work for the gay Jewish media.
Go fucking work for them.
If you want to work for that shit, then go make 200 grand working for an MSNBC and see if you enjoy yourself.
You know, 500 grand, whatever, as a host.
But it's like, you know, I'll make as much as a lead producer at Fox, even as a host, right?
But that's okay because I can say what I want.
But here's the deal: we need to employ our people.
Like James Lindsay said, he's like, who's going to hire the neo-Nazis who get fired for their neo-Nazi memes?
Me.
I will.
Because I think they're funny.
Your swastika cakes are hilarious.
You know, the swastika pepperonis on the pizza is so funny.
Like, I mean, it's funny.
I don't take it seriously.
But no, but what I meant is what he's saying is that there's a document.
I want to get your opinion on this, Mike.
That, like, it's like, hey, it's kind of like you want to go to a country and start a business.
You get a visa from, you know, El Salvador.
I'm an American.
Like, hey, you want to come here and like get money?
It's like, I'll go to Australia.
It's not pro-Jewish and I'll start the ACJ, but I do need like $100 million for the decade.
I need like $10 million a year.
And I need bribe money and blackmail money.
And I need to bring massage.
Like, well, let's talk about this.
And you're like, how do we take over Australia?
There's no way 0.4% of people just randomly because of IQ in a very high IQ country just take it over and have control over the government.
You know, Albanese got caught getting a fucking rub tug, which I'm not saying I haven't done in my life.
I'm just saying, you know, I've got him some massages.
That's all I'm going to say.
I've gone to a few.
The endings weren't happy.
I cried and felt guilty for three weeks.
No, but no, I'm joking.
But like, he got caught in a rub tug.
And like another one of the Australian politicians got caught in a brothel with his pants down.
And it turned out that the prosty was paid and she stole his clothes and he had to like get picked up naked and there was prop paparazzi outside and taking pictures of him like leaving naked with his like dick half hard.
And it's like, that wasn't even a foreign, that was like a party thing, you know.
If you can get a politician to just be blackmailed like sexually in a typical prop like brothel and get them out of there, my opinion is it's all intentional.
It's it's organized jewelry and they're all working together.
Not all Jews, because some Jews are really cool.
Shout out to Mark Lobliner.
I give you my heart, you know?
But I think that there is, I think good Jews, it would do them well to call out the bad organized Jewry.
I think it does exist.
Am I wrong on that?
I think it exists.
unidentified
The problem is Republican and liberal Jews all support Israel.
So there's a big problem there.
I would say like at least 95% of Jews, Republican and Democrat, support Israel.
So we need that 5% to speak up.
But will they?
That's the thing.
elijah schaffer
Will they?
Mike, do you think it's organized?
I think it is organized.
I don't think this is an accident.
michael hennessey
Yes.
Yes, that's the answer.
I think there's a reason why we're waiting on this Epstein list and waiting on a few other things.
I'm sure there's some things being redacted for sure.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Shout out to West Coast people who get to enjoy the show earlier.
It's like 7 p.m. there, you know, you're 7 p.m.
You know, we've done what?
We've been here since like at least you've been here since 11, right?
It's been like, we're here for about you're here for 12 hours on Tuesdays usually.
Yeah.
It's a hard internship.
It's a rough internship.
michael hennessey
I actually lived in the studio.
Finally out of the studio.
michael mendoza
Ironically.
michael hennessey
So now I roommate with Joey.
I go home.
Sometimes he's lighting a Nick shrine with the candles, but it's oh, you know what?
elijah schaffer
Someone said to like, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Someone said to get Glenn Greenwald in almost serious.
Him and I are good friends, by the way.
I don't know if you guys know that.
I love Glenn.
That's why he's a gay Jew.
I'm not joking, by the way.
The WigNats, I'm not, I don't fuck with them, really.
Because, like, it's like Glenn Greenwald's a gay Jew, and I with him because, like, you know, he's an elitist.
So it's like he, he's, he can affect change.
You're just hating, you know, blacks and Asians.
So do I.
No, I'm kidding.
But, but you, you know, everyone can do that.
But like, for him to like wage an intellectual warfare against Zionists from like a foreign country because he's protected in Brazil, it's pretty impressive.
Plus, you know, WikiLeaks and stuff, he's like been instrumental in like saving journalism.
I don't know.
I feel like I'm a little bit of a human capitalist.
Like, I really do think that.
michael mendoza
What happened?
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Anyway, I'm just reading some of the chats.
michael mendoza
I thought you saw the tweet that I just texted you.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
michael mendoza
No, no, no.
I texted to you.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Preston's penis is showing you again?
unidentified
Again.
michael hennessey
Yeah, that got awkward.
unidentified
Dad.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael hennessey
What happens to CPEC?
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
I won't read it personally, but Fuente has just messaged me right now and said, let's make the plans for this controlled chaos show with Ari Petnik.
Let's go.
michael hennessey
There we go.
elijah schaffer
So let's make sure we text that.
Does he have a producer that you can get in contact with Mike?
michael mendoza
Yeah, yeah.
I actually texted him the other day.
elijah schaffer
Just say, Nick, Nick text Elijah and then let's sketch him.
michael mendoza
No, no, no.
He doesn't have a producer.
He has a chief of staff.
Get right.
elijah schaffer
Well, you're like, you know, your title changes every day.
You want to be chief of staff today?
It's like an EP, chief of staff.
michael mendoza
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Chief of staff infections.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Griper general.
Griper lieutenant.
Griper first sergeant at arms.
unidentified
Great caviar.
michael mendoza
Is that the tweet?
elijah schaffer
No, this is my son being a reader.
Because you know, Mike's actually my son.
I don't say his name on the show, by the way.
So you know, yeah, yeah, of course.
Mike's my son's best friend.
Like, my son's like pretty shy because he knows when people are creepy or weird or whatever.
And like when he sees Jews at the playground, he's like, you know, whatever.
But he's obviously really open with like real, like, you know, like if Noticer's like wife came over and they were there for like an hour, he would suddenly be like laying on her and hanging out.
You know, how little boys are with women, right?
There's like suddenly your best friend.
But like with men, he's like real like, you know, standoffish.
I think that's a good trait, right?
It's a little bit like Earl.
But sorry.
But Mike, because Mike lives here and I've been coming here, like I come here on the weekends and I work here and he's here.
Like my son has toys here and we just hang out, like to hang out with my son.
Has become best friends with Mike.
And like we get in here and he's he's like a two-year-old voice.
He's like a minion.
Comes in, starts picking up toys, playing with him.
He already knows, got to pick him up, right?
Open the curtains.
We have electronic curtains in here, which I shouldn't have paid for like five grand.
It's ridiculous.
I don't know why we bought him custom curtains, but he loves you.
And I feel like the key thing about that is with parents, men telling you this: if your son's shy, because my wife's shy, and the usually firstborn son takes after the mother's personality, men are imprinted, young boys imprint on older men.
So when I say bring your boys around, men, I don't mean those hallmen.
Mike's a good guy, you know, very good guy and has very good morals, very good ethics, and is a very good character.
And also is very cool and very honest.
michael hennessey
He comes over, we sit on the couch, watch Europa, and just eat food.
It's awesome.
elijah schaffer
That's Jews.
No, I do explain him because he's afraid of blacks.
My son is, you know, he's afraid of blacks.
Try to explain to them.
unidentified
Understandable.
elijah schaffer
You know, they're not to be afraid of.
You run from them.
No, no, no.
But I uh, but I do, I do think it's very cute because he's now Mike's best friend.
So like Mike comes, he's like, like, he's so shiny that gets out of the car.
He's like, he's like, lifts it, like, lifts his arms up, like, pick me up.
And then they hang out.
And we just hang out in here while I'm working next to Mike.
We're just hanging out and they're playing games.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
A couple of things we need to touch on here.
Speaking of the super chats, make sure you sign up at elijahschafer.locals.com.
Honestly, we've been doing updates, cool things.
A couple of shout-outs here that we put to locals.
We'll look at a couple posts here.
So, oh, yeah, here you go.
So, check this out.
Go to my, well, you can't go to my screen.
Can you go to the locals tweets about Elon Musk?
michael mendoza
Locals tweets?
elijah schaffer
I screenshot tweets.
Sorry.
Yeah, but like locals tweets.
michael mendoza
Like, just like the locals chat, you mean what we're talking about?
elijah schaffer
No, like a post of sorry, it's like tweets that I put up.
michael mendoza
Oh, hold on one second.
Yeah, let me look.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if I can do it here too.
unidentified
Let me see.
elijah schaffer
Can we do it?
I got it.
This one's just not signed in.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So click on that and then scroll full screen.
Okay.
So on a good note, what's kind of crazy is like, as much as this show is retarded and gay, you know, by the way, oh, yeah.
And my son threw, my wife is so funny.
You know, she's like such a, I won't say anything.
She's a sweet girl.
But she texts me.
She's like, your son just threw a handful of sticks at a Chinese girl's face based.
unidentified
I was like, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, baby E is great.
michael mendoza
Also, by the way, I wish I could say the same about Mike.
But my daughter shit her pants when she saw Mike.
That literally happened, by the way.
Oh, well, you weren't here, but you even heard it too.
It was just like while she was in my lattice.
Yeah, so that happened.
elijah schaffer
We hang out so much.
We're all shitting our pants.
No, so here's some cool news.
Updates at the end.
We'll get an intern update at the end for the interns, what's going on.
But here's the end of the game here.
So Elon Musk retweeted our actual show.
That's like our legit show.
That's our new show.
And that's why I've said we gotta, long term, we should really strategize what to do with this podcast because we're like at a ceiling here.
We're like never breaking it, but every other thing we do is like exponential growth and like everything's working.
I think it's just what it shows is people just want slop.
This show could be better though, but at the same time, what makes it better is that it's terrible.
You know, it's like, what makes it good is like, you know, it's like, it's never going to be what you want, but it'll never listen to you either.
So it's a little bit like you can never get what you want and you want what you can't have.
A lot of people want what they can't have.
michael hennessey
It's so bad it's good.
elijah schaffer
It's so bad.
You ever in those situations where you're going to have something that's so bad it's good?
Joey's getting a boner.
He's thinking about his past.
michael hennessey
He's like a blue guy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's like, my ex.
No, but we got, we got a, like, Elon Musk regularly retweets the show.
He subscribes to our page, which is really weird.
And if you go scroll over, yet I'm demonetized.
There you go.
michael mendoza
What the?
elijah schaffer
Mike Mendoza is getting retweeted by Dom DeMarco.
michael mendoza
Dom DeMarco.
elijah schaffer
Mike is famous.
I know interns want to weigh.
Anyone want to weigh in on this?
I mean, like, you're like, the unironic part is, is, like, Hennessy's at a point in his career, like, this could have helped him.
Like, but also, like, it's like the reverse.
He got to hang out with Fuentes and he doesn't give a shit.
But then, like, he misses getting retweeted by Musk.
And then Mike is like, oh, he'd want to hang out with Fuentes.
Well, he knows, he's seen him.
He knows him too well.
But, like, he likes Fuentes.
And then he's like, Musk gives a fuck.
It's always, that's the way it works, right?
And I get to do everything because I'm white and I'm over six foot.
And I'm better than everyone else.
How do you feel about losing out on that because your tooth felt it sucks?
michael hennessey
I went to go get my tooth fixed.
And then I even, I remember I was asking too.
I'm like, should I switch the time to one?
You're like, no, it'll just be an easy show.
Yeah, retweet.
unidentified
It was a Jewish doctor.
It was.
michael hennessey
It was.
I was sabotaged.
elijah schaffer
But on a good note, do you know like when, because we've had ads, do you know that like when Musk retweeted two of our shows that had ads in them?
Do you know that like, do you know what that's worth in money to our advertisers?
About $65,000.
That generates about $65,000.
I know.
I don't get to see any of it.
Neither do you.
michael hennessey
Once again, we're getting paid.
elijah schaffer
Somebody who owns this company is getting paid well.
I'm up to what?
Mike, are you up to $21 or $30?
What do you think about raised $21 a week?
michael mendoza
Oh, no.
I pay to work here, actually.
unidentified
I'm a stripper.
michael mendoza
Hold up.
elijah schaffer
I've told, this is to everyone with interns.
This is actually a really bad idea for Christians.
But if you're a good Christian, please don't get into media.
Just please don't.
You pay with your soul.
You have to be a fucked up Christian.
I mean that, like, you have to have gone through shit and like understand shit to like be in this.
Because like, you have to either be like an ex-addict you you, to be a part of this show and this stuff.
You have to be either a current addict or an ex-addict, or a struggling addict, which is like you're in between.
You have weeks where you're on, weeks where you're off looking in the mirror no, i'm kidding um no, but you have to have that.
But then uh, or you have to be someone who, like you, went through this very severe season growing up of looking at porn or something where like, you fried something in your brain so you're like understand people are up.
I'm not joking and I don't mean this in a mean way, it's just like you cannot be a part of the show.
Or gay too yeah, someone said, or gay, or Jewish um, but you, you cannot be a part of of politics and be like a really clean cut, like nice person.
You have to like, you have to have a certain personality disorder where you're like autistic or something right, wouldn't you agree?
Because it does, days feel like weeks, weeks feel like months and months feel like years.
You can work in a century for six months and you'll you'll talk about the stories like you were a nom for the rest of your life.
michael hennessey
Absolutely something has to be wrong with you for us to keep doing this every day.
elijah schaffer
So you do have to have something wrong with you um, because you could work a normal job, just show up to work leave, or you could lose a piece of your heart every day while you're here and and wonder why the world is the way it is um, but that being said, you know congratulations, or give them again, as someone said.
Someone said I should holy shit, I should submit my resume.
michael hennessey
Like that trauma is gonna work out.
elijah schaffer
You know how you would work.
Well is like if you sit in a normal group of people and feel like i'm so up or degenerate, or like it doesn't mean you're living that way right, just an ex or current right.
You're like if you're talking to a girl and being like I wonder if she likes her asshole fingered.
You would do well here.
You know what I mean.
Like i'm just.
I mean like, genuinely like, if you, if you immediately go to like that, like you're not gonna do well, if you're like a furry, but if you're just like.
You know what I mean.
Like if you're like yeah, if your first instinct is fucked up but you're fighting it, you do well here.
Or if your first instinct is fucked up, you'd also do well here.
You just may burn yourself out, right?
So that's all I wanted to say.
Sign up for locals, if that's who you are.
Um, and someone's like for real.
Um, try being baptized at birth and find out about porno at age eight.
unidentified
Okay well, this isn't supposed to be a trauma session.
michael hennessey
The struggle is real.
Um, my childhood trauma is working out great for this show.
elijah schaffer
Yes, I want to watch one more video before we leave.
So I found the uh gay guy who created um.
Can you go to actually can you go to that page, the uh gay video?
It's under, uh, february 21st.
michael mendoza
Wait, what?
Hold on, February.
elijah schaffer
Didn't you bring up the tweets?
It's a last post from February 21st.
michael mendoza
Okay, look, hold on.
elijah schaffer
You do realize you can have another person back there.
michael hennessey
Like, I just like our internet.
The gay guy.
michael mendoza
Wait, what?
elijah schaffer
Like, you have an intern running the computer, so you don't have to, like, looking shit up.
Like, we have enough people here on Tuesdays to actually.
michael mendoza
Hey, yeah, come over here.
So I can tell you what to do while you're next to me.
victor willis
No.
michael hennessey
From February.
I'm like, back to the closet, Sam.
Back to the closet.
Intern needs to go back.
elijah schaffer
My pants are like, my butt's like sticking to like.
michael hennessey
No, that's your other locals' channel.
That's not for this one.
elijah schaffer
My locals.
That's my balls.
michael hennessey
Yeah, that's what I mean.
elijah schaffer
It's called sweat.
My balls are sticking to my leg, you know.
By the way, I told even the girl they had a bank.
She's like, What's your show slightly offensive?
Because like, I'm pulling out like $7,000 cash to give the gateway pun in, you know?
Shouldn't say that, but whatever.
But no, but I was like, she's like, what is your thing?
I go, it's for boys only.
Like, women shouldn't really watch this.
Yeah, we have sex with each other without condoms on, and it feels good.
So, no, but I was like, I was like, I was like, really, it's for the boys.
And the reason why I do the show for the boys, and I don't apologize for it, my wife gets offended by it.
A lot of girls get offended.
No, she doesn't get offended, but she's like, you know, you're real crass or sexist, whatever.
Like, do you care about that?
No, because it's not for girls.
It's like, what if you said, like, oh, lingerie is too feminine?
It's like, well, there's no such thing as non-feminine lingerie.
Like, you shouldn't be wearing that shit, right?
michael hennessey
My girlfriend, she's like, she's like, I want to watch VNN.
I want to watch Gateway Pun.
And I'm like, yeah, that sounds great.
She's like, okay, I'm going to check out Slightly Offensive.
I'm like, I don't know about that one.
elijah schaffer
It almost feels weird when you're serious all day in the news and you do this show and you feel like something's off.
Then you re-watch it.
Actually, that's pretty good shit.
Because almost everyone watches this show blasted or coming back from their AA meetings.
It's not a joke.
There's nobody that watches this show that's not an ex-addict or a current addict.
I swear to God, I swear to God, that's the truest thing in the entire world.
Everybody has, yeah.
michael hennessey
Is the black segment going to be or the groipers?
People are asking about the black.
unidentified
But no, I was going to say, as the intern, like, I was watching this in like freshman year of high school, just like on my way.
I was like skateboarding.
elijah schaffer
So you're autistic and insect.
unidentified
But I wasn't even.
I was like dating women listening to this show, you know?
elijah schaffer
You were having sex with women.
unidentified
No, well, not sex.
Because I'm a good Christian.
elijah schaffer
No, that's good.
I'm saying, but you like, you would already be born with a little bit of a fucked up mind if you would be curious about this show.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is tamed if you've this is like this is a very tamed show if you really get into extreme politics.
If you get a radical Fuentes and I were talking about that, he's like, you need to exist because you need to make radicalization seem normal.
unidentified
Well, it's the gateway.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He goes, I exist because I need people to be radical.
And I said, right.
And I exist because I need to remind you that the world isn't the internet.
You died, and I told you you were going to get killed soon if you didn't shut the fuck up or figure out your shit.
And then now, you know, I love Fuentes a lot.
I've known him for so long.
He feels like a little brother.
But he did show up in like a band t-shirt and baggy pants.
And I even said, very cool little outfit you got on there, but it's like very childish, you know?
It's like a cool, I like him a lot though.
I really don't know, no hate on him.
I um, he's become like a little brother, you know?
He's like about 10 years younger than exactly 10 years younger than me.
And he's like a little brother.
And I feel like that with him, you know, it's like your little brother who's like just wants everyone to like love Hitler.
You know what I mean?
So that's like, you know what I mean?
And maybe gas a couple Jews in de-lysing.
Okay.
Can you play that real fast?
The gay guy.
What's your video?
The Republican Party is gay.
It's titled February 21st.
michael mendoza
This is in the dock.
elijah schaffer
No, it's in locals.
michael hennessey
All right.
michael mendoza
I don't see it.
Pull up on your screen.
Thoughts, Mike?
michael hennessey
I was trying to find it as well.
michael mendoza
Oh, Cassie.
You got it?
Oh, yeah, I got it.
I got it.
michael hennessey
All right.
Perfect.
Oh, this guy.
Turn it up.
unidentified
Turn it up.
michael mendoza
I think this tab is muted or something.
unidentified
I want to make more content like this They content USA 2025.
We love America.
Land of the free.
Elon.
We love you, bro.
elijah schaffer
Sure, hey.
unidentified
Be some love.
We love America.
Land of the free.
victor willis
Some of your girlfriend.
unidentified
Oh, we have a special message for the Democrats.
We need this.
And there's a thing.
Elijah actually bought this.
Welcome to America.
michael hennessey
He actually offered to make me a suit, that guy, after he found out I was a January Sixer.
He's like, I'll make you a suit.
And then I'm like looking at his jacket and his outfit.
And I was like, oh, I'll take the card, but I don't know about that.
So, but I think he was famous for getting a dress for somebody or something.
michael mendoza
Yeah, he made a Joey Villa's dress.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
So he kind of went viral from that.
michael mendoza
Which is pretty much he just took a Trump flag and then he stitched it together into a dress.
That's essentially all our dresses are.
Just Trump flags that you would see at Trump rallies.
michael hennessey
But he's definitely a character for sure.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I forgot his name, though.
And I think he's like, I think speaking of Thai ladyboys, I think he's like Thai or something.
michael hennessey
He's some kind of ladyboys, Mike.
michael mendoza
I do.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, as I was talking about going to Thailand in the middle of the week sometimes, it's a company trip.
Charge the company card.
elijah schaffer
We're getting a live update here.
Let's talk about something here.
Let's bring some drama robust.
This is very serious.
michael mendoza
Live across the breaking, slightly offensive news desk.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so who is it?
Was it Sam who brought up the fact that I'm such a notice trick?
I'll bring it up on my computer.
They're like, some guy was like, you got demonetized because you stole my work.
And I was like, okay, so let me clarify something about us.
Let me talk about this for the haters who will clip this because there's some weird Spergs on there.
So I got demonetized for sharing a video from YouTube that I downloaded off of YouTube that was a man who beheaded his dad.
michael hennessey
Yeah, the journalist.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And that's why I got demonetized.
And when I say I got demonetized for sharing a breaking news story, what I mean is I got demonetized for that.
Now, let me go to this.
Let me go to this.
Let me see if I have this.
So Elon Musk shares my videos all the time, right?
And I just go, why am I demonetized?
You're always agreeing with me.
This guy's great.
He was like, amazing.
You know it.
And it's like, it happens so often that it's like, I don't even know what to say anymore.
And it's like, why?
I always respond, why am I demonetized?
Like, you like what I have to say?
Why don't you just, you know, change me?
I'll take that.
Now, let me go down and find this post exactly.
Oh, man, we post so much shit in a day.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
So Elon Musk, go to my screen here.
Elon Musk says, exactly, right?
He's responding to something that I said here, you know, and there's Mike being fast.
michael mendoza
I think he was responding to something about ISO.
unidentified
Yeah, no, but I said, Hollywood Mike.
elijah schaffer
I said, I said, I said, hey, Elon Musk, thank you for reposting my show and agreeing with me.
This really is crazy what's going on.
Is there any way X can remove the demonetization on my account?
I lost my subs too for posting a breaking news story.
Doesn't make any sense.
Really appreciate it.
And this guy's like, you weren't worried about it while I was posting information on it for several years, but your organization had the audacity to post my stolen work.
Should we feel bad for you?
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
How are you posting about a breaking news story for years when all I posted was an original video from Killer's YouTube channel the same day it happened?
You're a fraud and insane.
michael hennessey
The Jewbots.
elijah schaffer
This has had nothing to do with any of your work.
Please seek help.
He's like, You do realize your posts are dated, right?
Sit and spin.
Good thing I have all the receipts to show you're lying.
Shall I make you look like the insane one now, dumbass?
Piss off, Grifter.
Okay.
I swear to God, I don't do that often.
These people are so fucking retarded.
Are you ready for this?
Are you ready?
Take that off real fast.
I gotta go to my messages.
I can't show this on the screen.
michael mendoza
I feel like this is like one of those guys that would wear a trench coat and like a you know, the ones one of those like mafia hats like in school.
And he's like, Shall I show you that you're wrong?
elijah schaffer
You know, parlay, sir.
Parlay.
michael hennessey
All right.
elijah schaffer
So this is like also like when you're arguing with someone, you're like, hey, what are you talking about with my organization?
Like, what are you talking about?
I'm talking about a breaking news story that got demonetized for you saying, your organization stole my work.
I know what he's saying.
Like, somebody that's worked for either Gateway or Vigilant or somebody in the past plagiarized his work.
What does that have to do with why I got like, what's the connection here?
Like, you know?
And then here he goes.
So, uh, so, uh, so one of my business partners send this to me right now.
Strange how your organization is the one who posted my plagiarized work and you're the one crying about monetization, but I'm the insane one, right?
michael mendoza
Yes.
elijah schaffer
I also find it strange how you're a part of Vigilant News Group and your puppet, Vigilant Fox, is promoting my ripped content being sold by Kennekoa the Great.
Not to mention when I reached out to CanCon Actual about the plagiarism, he just made excuses for your organization.
Check the dates, draw a bunch of grifting scumbags.
Okay, so here's some plagiarism.
Can we like zoom in?
What is this?
July 20th, 2024.
I took over as CEO of this organization in January.
What do I have to do with this?
Like, it's like, ha ha, Steve Jobs.
Do you know what Bill Gates did to me?
Do you know what Bill Gates did to me?
Like, yeah, I have no idea what he did to you, man.
I have no idea.
I wasn't a part of this organization.
I have no idea what he did to you.
And then, ready for this faggot?
Fucking fucking faggot.
How about I kill you?
Like Dan Carter?
michael hennessey
Show him the guy.
elijah schaffer
Okay, as a joke.
michael hennessey
It's not even a real thing.
elijah schaffer
He's like, this methodology was first disclosed by an anonymous researcher, the one Parazel.
And then it's like, how did I get on a site as a CEO of Vigilantist?
How does that get up?
I don't know how that gets up.
I went on muckrack.com where he's a CEO.
That's so crazy.
So weird.
And then it's like, this is, of course, the ultimate destination for mastering the art of building a presence on X. Wait, so what was the action?
I appreciate you naming names along with your persistence.
I suspect you are going to win in the long run.
Cheering here from the sidelines.
Hey, man, how about you fucking buy a dildo and super glue nails to it?
And then what I'd like you to do is stick hot wax in your fucking asshole, stick the dildo up, and then bleed out and take a picture with a 2009 digital camera, print that shit out on a fucking digital printer, and fax it to me.
Who the fuck are you?
You know, I want blood on the lens.
It's just like, I don't, I don't understand this.
unidentified
You're just describing my job interview.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's like, it's like, who are like, this is like, okay, it's like Uber drivers who don't know how to deliver food.
And you're like, they're like, poor because of capitalism.
It's like, bro, you only make money because of capitalism.
You're poor because you're retarded.
Like, these people, like, I figured it out.
Bro, you have dates of when I didn't even, like, I have nothing to do with this company.
Like, you have dates before I was even here.
Like, I figured it out.
You stole my work.
Bro, you're a faggot and you should die.
You know what I mean?
Like, shallow natural death causes.
Not because I do anything.
But it's like, I don't know.
I feel like the internet's so many retards like this.
Have you seen that one girl that does the web of wellness company influencers?
Have you seen that one?
michael mendoza
No, I haven't seen that.
elijah schaffer
Just such a faggot.
Like, just a retard.
Yeah.
unidentified
I bet you he's Jewish.
He picked the name from the main character, Ready Player One.
You can go fuck.
michael mendoza
Oh, I was wondering what that was from.
Yeah.
unidentified
So funny.
michael hennessey
Oh, that's what the picture was.
Yeah, Parzival.
I was trying to figure it out.
Fucking loser.
elijah schaffer
How come you're not famous, bro?
michael hennessey
Is everybody stealing his work?
elijah schaffer
Can you remind someone to clip this so I can send this to one of my business partners?
Because they were like, this guy's such a faggot.
And I'm like, yeah, literally, what a fucking gay faggot.
I got receipts.
I got receipts, bitch.
Bitch, I got a fucking dildo with nails on it.
You want that shit?
Shove it up your ass, motherfucker.
How about that?
I'll do it for you for free and I'll put some fucking van man on it, you bitch.
unidentified
But make sure to get your van man today.
elijah schaffer
No, but like, I just, I just, yeah, there you go.
michael hennessey
You promo code Elijah.
It's 10% off if you if you sign up today.
michael mendoza
So uh, I just got a text from the CEO of Van Man.
Sales went through the roof.
michael hennessey
Look at that.
michael mendoza
So, promo code Elijah.
Strange how your organization is the one who posted my plagiarized work.
michael hennessey
I got receipts.
I'm going to show you.
Yeah, bullshit.
michael mendoza
Like, I'm, I'm actually just looking at his tweet right now.
And I think the quote-unquote plagiarized tweet was about conservatives being censored on Twitter.
Like, that's like a breaking news story or something.
elijah schaffer
I was the first one to break that a Pfizer vaccine is causing problems.
Like, yeah, hey, so you know, black dildos with nails on it.
You know what I mean?
Joey Man Arena was on Tim Pool.
Okay, okay.
Anyway, that was a total, it's a very niche comment.
To the rest of you guys watching, shout out to everyone.
I appreciate it.
Mike Mendoza of the Mike Mendoza Report.
If people wanted to, someone said he finally has dildos.
Shout out where you are and how people can find you and follow you.
michael mendoza
Mike Mendoza JPG on Twitter or X. I've been trying to call it X more often.
elijah schaffer
Go ahead, right here.
michael mendoza
Yeah, because everyone's starting to call it that, but follow me there.
And that's pretty much it.
Snowflake.
michael hennessey
All right.
You can follow me on Instagram and as well as X at snowflake underscore news.
elijah schaffer
Right here.
And you know what's cool too about working here is if you work here long enough and you actually have a legitimate account with over 10, well, not 10,000, sorry, 1,000 followers.
You can get a badge, a VNN badge.
Well, I don't think so.
unidentified
You guys get badges.
elijah schaffer
You also have to use, I want to add a stipulation.
It has to be your real face on the account.
Unless you have over 100,000 followers, I'd consider it.
If you were to get 100,000, then I would do it.
But 1,000 has to be you because the badge is just to verify you're you.
But then, if you want a badge, then you're useful.
I guess you're not you, but you're useful.
Being at your size is probably going to hurt our organization more than it will anything.
But yeah, you can follow him there.
And if you want to follow me as well, you'll see.
Like, by the way, it's so funny.
Like, this is actually a picture from very long ago.
You see this?
We're live here.
Check this out.
So we're live on X here.
Yes, no?
And you see my picture?
There it is.
unidentified
It's real.
elijah schaffer
That's actually from slightly offensive.
That used to be my profile back in like 2020.
I want to say 2020.
That was me.
I dyed my eyebrows dark brown and everyone called me Elijah Brows.
And then someone just like fucked up my face and then put that up.
michael hennessey
And then he started taking IGF, which helped him be more of a chad.
elijah schaffer
And then my face stopped being square.
It just became billowy.
So we'll keep it there.
Someone else is the show.
So crazy.
This guy's so gay.
He's almost straight.
I'm rooting for him.
He's such a gay homosexual.
He's borderline straight.
Thank you.
Someone said, get your beef lube today.
Also, wow.
Everyone just calls me a faggot in the comments and calls me a copy.
michael hennessey
They mix it up.
They call him like that as well.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Also, really quick before we sign off, I want to remind people to follow our new YouTube channel, Almost Serious.
We didn't get a chance.
Well, actually, we premiered some of the other episodes that we've done.
They actually did extremely well on Rumble, and we have a new episode coming out this week, and we have more guests that we've booked coming up soon.
So go to YouTube if you haven't followed already.
Go to Almost Serious TV.
That's at sign almost serious TV after youtube.com slash.
So go there, subscribe, smash like, and we're going to have a nerve start on Friday too.
So I want to get that in there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and it's a weird episode.
So you're going to watch it.
It's kind of weird.
michael mendoza
Yes, it is.
elijah schaffer
And then we have to fly to California to finish a gold deal.
Like, it's like, I don't want to go there, but I do want to make a lot of money.
So we will go.
But we'll be good boys because who gets into trouble in Hollywood?
Not me.
michael hennessey
Out of sir.
elijah schaffer
Would I get in trouble in Hollywood?
Have I ever gotten in trouble in my hometown?
When I get there, I do turn a bit of a demon.
It's like, it's like when you get to your hometown, there's like a spiritual connection and my spiritual connection is with demons.
You know what I mean?
It's like, no, but I'll be a good boy.
If people know this, I kind of mentioned this on locals.
I didn't mention this anywhere.
My grandfather died last week and his funeral is tomorrow and I can't make it.
But I'm going to go out there and spend some time with family and then make a gold deal while I'm out there.
So it's like, you know, be Christian, be with your family, be Jewish, make a gold deal.
No, but I can't go out.
My son's very sick.
Threw up all over my face last night.
Very gross.
Don't talk about it.
I'm Elijah Schaefer.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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