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Trump to FINALLY end UKRAINE WAR?! Putin AGREES | Nightly Offensive

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elijah schaffer
Well, we have a very great show for you guys today.
I am in Nashville, Tennessee, and we're having a fantastic time together.
I am with my producer.
We are actually recording remotely here, Mike Mendoza of the Mike Mendoza Report.
Welcome back to the show, sir.
michael mendoza
What's going on?
We are actually in completely different locations right now.
I know it looks very similar, but that's actually just some little Hollywood camera magic that we're pulling off on you guys right now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is true.
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Anyway, apparently it turns out that Trump is ending the war in Ukraine.
He spoke to Putin, who we know was a dictator, one of the worst people in the world.
And we found out something incredible.
Putin didn't want to start this war.
He didn't want to fight this war.
He maybe even didn't start this war.
And Trump probably is going to bring the end of it that quickly.
He even says that not only are we possibly going to be ending the war, but we might actually make peace with China and with Russia, have our military budgets end bricks, bring back the power of the dollar, and bring on the golden age of America.
Is this all too damn good to be true?
Or is this happening?
Well, in good news, we're talking about this so much more here on Knightly Offensive, the best, worst show on the internet.
Let's start the show.
All right, like I mentioned, how many lives of Schaefer?
We have a great show for you guys.
This is an incredible day where we're talking about incredible things.
We cannot stop the energy here.
I am in the studio with my wonderful producer live in Nashville, Mike Mendoza, who I just mentioned.
We're talking about what's going on with Ukraine, particularly what's been going on with Trump and Putin.
And I think that, you know, as we talk about this, someone said, why is Elijah some cheap ass cracked in?
Guys, this is actually a pretty nice place, you know?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Everyone here, by the way, thinks that they're a musician.
It's like the weirdest thing that you go everywhere.
There's live music in every single place.
But everyone told me this is where all the anti-Semites meet up or like to start their companies.
So that's why we came.
michael mendoza
Yeah, we were misled.
It's actually just a bunch of ACDC and Luke Combs cover bands.
Even the Barisa at the coffee shop today, she was like humming under her, like, you know, just kind of like under her breath.
Even she could sing it.
Like, it's like being in LA where everyone's an actor.
And by the way, I just realized that if I look this way, then you're on the other side.
I think that there's no, no, it's going to look violent.
No, no, no.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
That was correct.
michael mendoza
Go back.
Wait, no, yeah.
Now I'm looking now look at me.
elijah schaffer
Like that.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
michael mendoza
No, look, I'm looking at you.
unidentified
See?
michael mendoza
So it's just kind of weird.
I'm going to act like you're over here, actually.
elijah schaffer
Wait, why?
But if you look here, you're looking at me, which is correct.
michael mendoza
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
No, yours looks different than mine.
michael mendoza
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Look, mine, mine were looking at each other.
Why is that different?
michael mendoza
I have no idea.
elijah schaffer
I have no idea.
That's so good.
michael mendoza
Anyway.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's just jump into the stories for today.
We got some crazy stuff we're going to be talking about.
This obviously has to do with what's going on.
So check this out.
I don't usually like to talk about the BBC, but the BBC reported with the nice sirens going on in the background, of course.
We're in the middle of downtown, by the way.
But the BBC reported that Zelensky was forced to face a tough new reality after Trump Putin phone call.
Listen to this.
Jeremy Brown reported something pretty inevitable here that America is under new management.
Yeah, hell yeah, we are.
Ukraine's president Vladimir Zelensky, who is a non-Christian.
Do you have any idea what religion he's a part of?
He's definitely not a part of the Christian religion.
michael mendoza
Probably a Hindu.
elijah schaffer
He could be a Hindu.
So President Vladimir Zelensky, who is a Hindu, is joining a growing list of U.S. allies who are finding that the world, according to Donald Trump, is colder, more uncertain, and potentially.
When is there ever a siren?
michael mendoza
Yeah, the cops are like, they must have responded to a call at this hotel because they're coming.
Okay, now it's stopped, but it sounded like they're coming right.
elijah schaffer
But according to this, they said that it's, you know, the world is colder, more uncertain, and potentially more dangerous place for them.
So what's kind of crazy here is, again, everyone's complaining that the world is more dangerous for them, but we're finding out that it's more dangerous because Trump might bring peace.
So it's always the same thing, right?
That he was going to bring World War III, but then he started no new wars.
Trump was going to somehow bring the end of the American imperial empire.
And now he's actually taking over the Panama Canal.
He just signed an agreement.
We're planning on buying Greenland.
And we're talking about annexing Canada.
So it's like, you know, not only did he bring about the strength of our country, he even brought back the tenacity to take on new land.
But also, I feel like it's such bullshit with these people.
It's like, it's dangerous, more uncertain, and potentially colder place.
What the hell does that even mean?
michael mendoza
I have no idea.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
What does it even, I don't like this stuff because it just feels like they're just making stuff up.
Like, like, and they never have evidence, right?
It's not like, hey, by the way, Trump made a policy and then it destabilized this B country.
And C, now we have, you know, threat of nuclear war.
It's just always like, hey, you know, Trump's actually doing stuff.
And what's crazy about this, as we're going to talk about, is Trump proved you can actually just do stuff.
michael mendoza
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Like, that's the weirdest thing.
You can actually just go out and get stuff done, which I find to be the strangest thing in the world.
Like, we know Biden wasn't in power because Trump literally, it's been, he's been in office for like a few weeks and he's already bringing an end to the war in Ukraine.
I feel like it's pretty remarkable, in my opinion.
It's pretty remarkable to me.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, it seems like, too, that he has kind of learned or he is acting on the mistakes that he made in the first term in terms of getting people into the right positions to where he like he can actually do stuff.
Even though, I mean, you know, as we have seen, and I think we're going to talk about later, he is trying to do some things that is getting stopped by the Supreme Court or there's this other like forms of bureaucracy that are kind of holding him up.
So I think that he will run into that probably next month.
But like right now, we're kind of in that honeymoon phase where everything is really good.
So we'll see what happens in like a month before right now, everything's looking pretty good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Okay.
So check this out.
So it goes on to explain this.
It's like, all right.
So it must have been bad enough for Zelensky to hear that Trump's abrupt announcement that he had welcomed Russian President Vladimir Putin back to international diplomacy with a 90-minute phone call to be followed by a face-to-face meeting, perhaps in Saudi Arabia.
After Putin, the White House dialed up Zelensky's number speaking to journalists in Ukraine the morning after Zelensky accepted the fact that Putin received the first call.
Although, to be honest, it's not very pleasant.
What stung Zelensky more was that Trump, who rang him after he spoke to Putin, seemed to regard him at best as a junior adjunct to any peace talks.
One of Zelensky's many nightmares must be the prospect of Trump and Putin attempting to settle Ukraine's future without anyone else in the negotiation.
He told the journalists that Ukraine will not be able to accept any agreements made without its involvement.
And it was vital, he said, that everything does not go according to Putin's plan, in which he wants to do everything to make his negotiations bilateral.
This is where I don't understand where with journalists, like the audacity, and this is British, you know, broadcasting, but still, the audacity to be like, you know, by the way, the U.S. doesn't see Ukraine as like a major player in this war.
That's because Ukraine, number one, is losing the war.
Ukraine would have folded in 24 hours.
This is a United States-led NATO coalition war.
Why would we, why should they have any say in it?
And Zelensky's a puppet.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Zelensky was placed by the CIA.
We know during the Orange Revolution and the Color Revolution, he was placed into power.
He doesn't share their religion.
He's not ethnically Ukrainian.
He's a Jew.
And like we mentioned, that's strange enough because the reason why he was picked is because he was picked to allow a war between two brothers, two white Christian nations to murder and kill each other.
And it's like, oh, by the way, they view him as a junior adjunct.
Yeah, because the United States is a superpower.
Russia is a superpower.
Putin is the leader of a superpower and Trump's the leader of a superpower.
And Ukraine is a losing proxy state that's literally translates to called the borderlands.
It's not even a real Ukraine, in my opinion, is not even a real country.
michael mendoza
Yeah, well, and then the people on the border on or in eastern Ukraine, once they're pulled about being brought into Russia, they kind of overwhelmingly vote in favor of joining Russia again.
Also, I think it's funny too that whenever there's a color revolution, the CIA or whoever's undertaking it, they don't even do anything to try and hide it.
They just pick a comedian who played the role of a teacher who became the leader of his country, or with like someone like Obama.
He was just a community organizer, junior senator, and all of a sudden he becomes president.
Like all the course of like four to eight years too.
So, I mean, they aren't even hiding it anymore.
You know, I would at least appreciate if they gave us a little bit more respect and then like, you know, putting a politician that was like maybe doing politics for like five or ten years before, not just someone who's like, obviously bought and paid for.
elijah schaffer
Have you seen this?
Have you seen all these ones?
michael mendoza
I haven't seen this one.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever seen these ones?
michael mendoza
They are.
unidentified
Well, the one with him in the high heel, that one's real for sure.
This one's real.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look, there's quite a few of these.
Look, I think this one's here too.
michael mendoza
Okay, now this one is 100% real.
elijah schaffer
So he's a dancer, right?
How about that one?
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Listen, he's like, hey, you know, Zelensky really is afraid that he's not, he's really afraid that he's not getting a seat at the table.
It's like this, here's the president of Ukraine shaking his ball sack in a skin suit.
I mean, the problem is, I feel like, I still noticed Rayam in the chat.
I feel like he's liking this too much.
michael mendoza
That's real.
elijah schaffer
But like, the fact that you can find that's not real.
But still.
Yeah, remember this one?
You know, this video reminds me of like, this makes me feel like Russia was justified, right?
This, this kind of makes me feel like Russia was justified in taking over Ukraine because you do see this.
And I think everybody hates this faggotry, okay?
Like, I, Sarah Stock wrote an article on slightlyoffensive.com.
I'll talk about in a little bit about like things that I hate about conservatism.
And I think what people are tired of, I'm from a big city and you're from a big city.
You're from Chicago, from LA.
I've always been around gay people.
And, you know, I mean, shoot, Michael Hennessy's assistant producer.
We still, we employ them.
So, so we're not really, you know, the idea that you're gay or whatever, like Andy No, and you just happen to be like a little soft-spoken Asian is not really that big of a concern to me.
What I think really becomes the point is when it just becomes like actually being a faggot.
And then people like to use that word.
You know, there's all these girls like Melanie Mac and stuff that like, you know, they just say the word faggot and all these guys simp and like, oh my gosh, it's so funny.
And it's like, well, she's a nice girl, but she's like 39, I think.
It's like, 39.
michael mendoza
I'm about to say more so woman than girl actually.
elijah schaffer
Well, she's like a grown woman.
It's like, you know, I probably shouldn't be taught.
I mean, as a grown woman, maybe try to speak like a lady and have children and like, you know, whatever.
But the teacher's on.
I'm not speaking crap.
That's her life.
She's a very kind woman.
I'm not speaking poorly of her.
I just mean, you know, the word faggot has lost a lot of its value because people are using it to like be edgy and cool.
But really, like, you don't even have to be, you do not have to be gay to be a faggot.
Everybody knows being a faggot is simply like a way that you behave, right?
And so like you, you know, your friends say, hey, we're going to go out and drink tonight.
And you say, no, you're being a faggot.
Yeah, exactly.
And so it's like, you're, you're, you're, but it's not even about being gay.
It's like 90s gay.
I was talking to a gay person we worked with today and I said, I said, bro, that's big gay, but like 90s gay.
You know what I mean?
Like where it means retarded.
And I feel like, I feel like the fact that Zelensky is a fag means you don't get to sit at the table, right?
Like think about Trump and Putin.
They wouldn't shake their balls in front of people.
The only balls that Trump is shaking his balls in front of is Eugene Carroll in a Bergman, hey, what is it called?
michael mendoza
Bergman Goodman.
Bergdorf.
Bergdorf Goodman.
elijah schaffer
Bergdorf Goodman.
Well, he's raping her.
He's raping her in a dressing room.
Yeah.
So like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, these guys, I don't take him seriously.
And the fact that Putin has agreed to meet, it's like, what the fuck, man?
We could have ended this a long time ago.
It's nice to know that maybe we're actually going to get some headway here.
That's my personal opinion.
michael mendoza
I'm honestly less insulted by the homosexuality of that video that we just watched.
And I'm more insulted by just like the production, like not even production quality, because the production quality is there.
I just hate like foreign entertainment, except for like, you know, some South Korean films are pretty good, you know, like Parasite was good and people like Squid Game.
I never got to Squid Game, but it's just like, it's such a different world.
I guess like Eastern European, like European entertainment, just such a, such a weird thing to me.
I don't know, like just American culture is so different from their culture.
It's just funny.
elijah schaffer
No, it is.
And you know, it's just the crazy thing too, dude.
We go, we will run up at this hour and compete with Tim and now Tim's on Rumble.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Well, I mean, I think it's just his uncensored show where he says, fuck.
elijah schaffer
No, he's live right now.
michael mendoza
Oh, it's the main show too.
Oh, great.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
michael mendoza
Actually, you know what?
We're hanging up this show now that we have to compete with Timpool.
Or we're just going to change to Midnight.
We're going to screen at Midnight from now on, actually.
elijah schaffer
We actually might make the show earlier today at some point.
So that's actually true.
All right.
Anyway, speaking of that, I wonder about another, I wonder about something that's totally unrelated, but before we talk about that, I do just want to talk to you guys about something really important.
Guys, many of you know we're demonetizing YouTube.
We don't even stream on YouTube anymore.
But thanks to you guys and your support at locals, signing up to ElijahShaver.locals.com.
We've been able to continue this show like on the road.
I was able to buy this equipment.
We have a community going on over there.
It is basically it's free to join.
You can join there.
And the end of these streams now, we're going over to locals and doing exclusive ends of the streams on locals.
Of course, normally you have the big studio and the production, you know, and guests and whatever.
And that'll all return.
But since I'm doing traveling, I've been canceling the shows.
But I decided since we're back on locals and you guys are genuinely funding the show, that it's time that we like keep the production going.
The show must go on.
I also did a QA over there too, where I let you guys ask some questions, which I'll answer at the end of the show as well, because I missed a few of them while we were gone.
But join the slightly offensive community.
It's a bunch of retards.
So if you're retarded and you don't like fags leading countries like Ukraine, it's a good community for you.
Plus, when you join locals, even for free, putting your just putting your email and join the community, you can also join the Discord, which is spicy and a lot of fun.
So if you want to just make weird friends that are politically incorrect and maybe think we lost World War II, doesn't mean you have to think that to be part of this, but maybe nobody won World War II and you get tired of not having friends and stuff.
There's a good community over there, huh?
I feel like, I feel like, I feel like it's just a good group of people.
michael mendoza
Also, F you to the intern, because he just texted me back.
He was supposed to help with the show tonight.
Actually, you're fired.
You didn't even have a job, but you're fired now.
I'm just kidding.
elijah schaffer
You got fired from nothing.
All right, let's talk about this.
So I want to talk about something really interesting that I feel like this is like totally almost like personal, not personal drama, but this was the craziest thing.
So you know how women, let's talk about women here for a little bit.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You know how women are just getting older and their ovaries are drying up?
And instead of looking in the mirror and going, you know, maybe feminism was a mistake.
Maybe we shouldn't wait till we're 35 to start having our first kids.
Actually, 40 now, 40.
Maybe we should have kids earlier so that they're not autistic and gay.
Maybe we should stay home to raise our kids so that they are not molested by their, by their, well, now it's their furry friends, right?
What's that?
Who's playing that?
michael mendoza
There's, I was actually just messing with it with the background music.
elijah schaffer
Oh, shoot, is there a quick smoke alarm?
There's black people around here.
michael mendoza
But now it's like, it's, oh, wait, okay.
I'm glad you mentioned that because it was going on loop.
I didn't know it was going on loop.
Yeah, I'm like, it's in background music.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I was like, why do we have a smoke alarm?
No, yeah, yeah.
But instead of the women taking a regret and going, you know, we should probably start getting married younger and we should also be pleasant.
We should smile a little bit more.
You know, women love when you tell them to smile, calm down and relax, right?
Those are three combos.
If you're wanting to make, if you ever see, if a woman ever looks angry at you, say, why don't you smile more?
You might smile.
And then if that doesn't work, say, just have you tried calming down.
And then she says something else, say, relax.
michael mendoza
Guaranteed to work.
Guaranteed to work every single time.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it really does.
Instead of changing the method there, they basically have decided that they're just going to hate younger women, right?
They're going to hate younger girls.
And, you know, it gets crazier and crazier every single year to the age to which women get mad.
So there's this video here, which I found.
I'm going to play it real fast.
So there's this video.
And I put it up on the internet.
Check this out.
unidentified
Let me see if I can get a smaller.
Check this out.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
First thing that comes to your head when you see this video, what's coming?
unidentified
Would.
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
100%.
I'm not even ashamed to say that.
I mean, obviously not now that I'm married or whatever, but you know, you're married too.
So would have if I wasn't married.
unidentified
Would have, yeah.
elijah schaffer
The most beautiful girl in the world.
But an attractive woman.
People are saying it's AI.
I don't know.
I mean, then I guess this woman has 50 AI videos because this is from her.
michael mendoza
Yeah, this doesn't strike me as AI actually.
elijah schaffer
No, like her fingers are.
Well, she has like 50 videos.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
She's an influence.
michael mendoza
Also, the lighting is too dynamic, I think, to be, I could be wrong.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, me too.
I feel like the lighting's too dynamic.
Well, leave it up to the internet to get genuinely mad about this video.
I wrote this.
This type of content awakens in a man something so primal, not even an OnlyFans model and laundry could compete.
Because I'm just thinking, like, you know, you see a woman like this, and as a man, in my mind, it was, it wasn't even meant to be sexual.
What I meant is like, a man sees this if you're a straight man and you go, wow, like, this is, these are women worth dying for.
And okay, everybody's like, oh, this is just a way to get attention online.
Yes, I don't think it's exact woman.
Like, like, we all know this is just a woman trying to get attention online using like trad, you know, LARPing.
Yes.
But my point is, is like, you know, thinking of thinking of like what she stands for.
It's like a woman.
She could even have an OnlyFans.
I have no idea.
But my point is, is that it's like, you know, a woman going to get eggs, banking, all these things that are so feminine makes you want to fight.
It makes you want to be strong and protect.
You know, you don't even know this woman.
And if this was a real person and some guy was harassing her or whatever, you'd be like, hey, that's not how you treat a lady.
Well, take it to the internet to get really, really mad about it.
You know, I wrote that the hate on this post is because all these non-Western people living in our countries just hate modest, beautiful white women.
They can't compete with if they are a woman or they can't attract them if they are a man.
So they cope and seed.
Now, the hate was, do you know what the hate was?
The hate that I got from this was obviously a mix of people hating on her because she was white.
But the majority of hate was people saying that me posting this was pedophilic.
Okay.
It was, I was a pedophile for posting this.
This profile, Diane, who is Diane Yap?
michael mendoza
Who is this?
Well, as far as I know, she's an Asian woman who kind of focuses on crime statistics.
So she somehow kind of ended up on our side of Twitter.
And I mean, she's not even really actually racist.
She actually just posts actual statistics.
That's all I know about her.
But it is kind of ironic that her last name is Yap.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, she said, she was like, a 12-year-old girl.
What is Elijah confessing here?
So this went viral.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because, okay, can I just ask you, chat, does anybody see this woman, this clear woman, and think that she looks like a, does she look like she's 12 years old?
That's insane.
That does not look like a 12-year-old, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, and I think it's also too because she's like very covered up.
And like, usually when, I guess, when like women are like very filled out, once they have like big boobs or big ass or whatever, then like they're all showing it off.
So it's kind of just foreign for people for people to see an attractive woman who's not showing everything off.
I mean, she has like very soft and young, youngish features, but if I was just to guess, I would guess, I mean, at least 18, definitely not.
elijah schaffer
I would guess like 23.
michael mendoza
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm just 23, 24.
michael mendoza
I definitely guess, yeah, well, like somewhere between 18, 21, but 12 is like such a stretch.
And I mean, she, yeah, like it's, it's, it's kind of kind of ridiculous to even say that.
elijah schaffer
Ex-Lozai said, not at all.
She looks like I give her 10 kids.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, exactly.
So she says this, oh, this is insane, right?
So I this, which also went viral.
I said, she was 24 years old and 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds.
You sick pedophile.
Fuck.
It's like, so now women, but it's also not even like, hey, she don't even know if she's 18.
It's like, she's 12.
This woman looks like a grown woman.
And also, she is a grown woman.
I don't know where she's from, but she is a grown woman.
And the weird part about this was, so, so I get into this online fight with this chick, right?
And so then she, then she does this.
She like wrote all this stuff.
She's like, you abuse women and all this stuff.
And, you know, like, just basically all the same bullshit lies and shit that, well, people lost in court.
I mean, I'm just going to be completely honest.
Like, you know, I can't get rid of the articles, but all those, like, all the stupid accusations from my old, you know, people that I used to run my show with, you know, I mean, she lost in court very badly.
Right.
So, so it's, it's, but it's ironic that they still repeat these like things like, oh, you abuse women and stuff.
You're like, yeah, and like you lost in court.
michael mendoza
Also, by the way, let's not make Elijah sound cooler.
elijah schaffer
Like, let's like, let's weirder than the last show.
I'm not that cool.
Like, you know, if I abused women, I'd be base.
No, I'm kidding.
But, but it's like, I'm actually a little bit too nice to people, is to be completely honest.
I maybe should have abused some people with the way that they ended up treating me in the end, but whatever.
But I said, You believe everything you read on the internet?
Good.
I'm proud of you.
I'm a monster.
Everything people say about me on the internet is true.
So watch your back, bitch.
I'm in the bushes outside your window.
That's like some crazy, that's like some manic crazy shit that you write.
And she's like, Over 800K followers, someone do a mental health check.
Or is this always, is he always this weird and petty like this?
So then I wrote, You raped me in 2018.
That's pretty good, right?
Because she wrote, she lied about me and said I did all this terrible stuff to women.
And so then I was like, well, then you raped me.
That's like the new, that's got to be the new joke.
It's like, okay, so I'm a bad guy.
Well, you rape.
I'm going to start doing that now officially.
When people spread lies and slander on the internet, I'm going to accuse them of heinous crimes against me.
Let's go to court.
michael mendoza
Why not?
elijah schaffer
Let's go to court.
Let's go.
michael mendoza
And I mean, the best part is specifically with rape, with no other crime, rape is the one crime that you don't have to provide any evidence for.
I don't know if you know this, but it's me too.
elijah schaffer
Everyone's got me too.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
For murder, for assault, for whatever corruption, everything else, there has to be a burden of proof.
There has to be reasonable doubt.
There has to be all these like different legal standards for rape.
It's because some psycho bitch from like whatever 20 who like you met 20 years ago could say it and you know no evidence no nothing.
elijah schaffer
Well look but here's it gets gets better.
There's noticeable I am.
Lily Gadda said me too.
She agreed.
And then Melissa said, I believe it.
I stand with Elijah and I said thank you for your service.
And someone else said, Diane Yap raped me in Arby's bathroom in 1998.
I said she's rumored to sexually abuse men.
I cannot share my sources, but people say that she's a massive rapist and likes to force herself on the boys.
This is what they do to me.
This is what they do to everyone.
It's like an anonymous source told me, and this is what I have.
And so you can just say that about anybody.
That's what I'm learning.
You can just say whatever you want about anybody.
And it's like, it's like, it doesn't even matter.
Because if you're a public figure, you can say whatever you want.
So, you know, it's like she can get mad and cry me a river, you know, ching chong, bing-bong.
Sorry, something's wrong.
michael mendoza
Also, um, um, I don't know if she has any pictures of herself, uh, because she's not like like uh, she that's her apparently.
Uh, well, yeah, in that picture, but she's like covering her face.
elijah schaffer
Well, no, this is her.
michael mendoza
I don't know if that's her, but that does look just like her.
But I mean, that just looks like every Asian woman because that's because they all welcome to Panda Express.
elijah schaffer
So, yeah, can I take your order, please?
Hi, Ro.
michael mendoza
Nobody, yeah.
elijah schaffer
What's crazy about these people is you know what I've realized?
This is what I'm getting tired of.
People assume just because I'm a public figure or like Candace is a public figure or something like that, that like we don't have families in life.
And when you go around just like spreading shit about me on the internet, I'm like, it's at the point now where I'm going to see what people like.
Like, I should just, I should write an article.
Uh, uh, Panda Yaps raped me and put her full name and just write an article and be like, She raped me in 2018.
What want to see what it's like when people Google your name and see stupid shit because people just write dumb articles about you?
It's gay.
And you know what?
You know what I learned?
Because I tried to take people to court before.
You can't get articles removed if they say an anonymous source said.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
Because, yeah, because if they say an anonymous source or like too close to the situation, didn't want to tell, if they use that, then even if even if you get went in court, it doesn't matter what's the truth because the truth is that an anonymous source said that.
Like, it doesn't mean that what the anonymous source said is true, but a journalist is allowed to say a source said that.
So because it never becomes untrue.
It never, let's say, an anonymous source did tell them.
michael mendoza
So if you say anonymous or an anonymous source and allegedly, you can say anything.
elijah schaffer
Really?
You can say anything about anything.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
By the way, noticeably did say, yeah, that is her.
Also, Mike, Mike Eison, who I thought was banned from the chat, but welcome back.
I actually like Mike Island.
He's funny.
Said, Mike had his way with me, and all I got was a couple tacos.
Well, you should have given up a little bit more if you wanted to get a full burrito.
I'll just say that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Mike was raping Mike Isa.
michael mendoza
Everyone's raping everybody.
elijah schaffer
It's just like this whole me too thing where it's like, and the best part is, is like, you know, you could hug a girl wrong and apologize and be like, hey, I'm really sorry.
And then all of a sudden they screenshot your text and they say you raped them or something.
And you're like, I was apologizing for something different, but okay.
Like, yeah, you know, whatever.
The point is, is this way we don't have women working in our office because I don't want to deal with this anymore.
I think we've learned.
So, but I feel like that's crazy, though.
Like, with someone like this, like Diane Yap, that's why she's like, oh, like, yeah, are you crazy?
I wonder, did she block me or anything?
michael mendoza
Are we?
elijah schaffer
No, we're still good.
Did she like stop talking about it?
I haven't, I didn't, I didn't keep up with it.
michael mendoza
Also, like, I mean, was she like, I feel like she was trying to be intentionally obtuse and like being like selectively outraged because it's obviously a joke with me.
elijah schaffer
Like, open your curtains.
I'm watching you mouth breed, little misslanded eyes.
That's what I told her.
michael mendoza
Elijah lost that tree.
Like, and I mean, what were we doing at that time?
I think we were like downtown Nashville, just like hanging out.
Like, I love how people always try to frame it as if you're just like seething in your room, like just ripping the skin off of your face and like whatever.
It's just like, yeah, we're hanging out in downtown Nashville when he wrote that.
Like, we were just chilling.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, I don't even know where this person lives.
michael mendoza
Um, like, it's the fucking internet.
elijah schaffer
Look at, I'll let you know if he ever actually shows up outside your house.
There's not space out here for the both of us.
What a freak.
unidentified
That's so good.
elijah schaffer
Like, somebody's like out there at the time, too.
He's borderline a retarded scumbag.
He's said something that's obviously true.
It's like, do people are retarded?
I shouldn't, I should comment right now and be like, be like, be like, use mouth tape.
Here you go.
michael mendoza
Watch.
elijah schaffer
Use mouth tape.
Mouth tape.
Matt, you mouth breather.
I love that.
That's such a good offense to combo mouth breathers.
He doesn't know.
michael mendoza
All right.
elijah schaffer
I think we've had enough of that topic.
That was a weird topic.
I just thought that we didn't.
I stopped bringing a lot of my personal drama into the show.
But ones in the chat, if you like the segments about like stupid personal shit like that, or twos in the chats, if you just want to stick to the topics, like to the news.
I feel like a good mix, though.
I feel like number three is a good nick.
I mean, I mean, just one, if you like that kind of shit, two, if you don't.
But I feel like that's that's always funny because it's like, what even is that?
michael mendoza
Also, um, also five in the chat if you think that Elijah didn't remember what any of those numbers correspond to.
We say it all the time.
We're like, one, if you like this, two, if you don't, three, if you like, Taco Bell, four, if you like McDonald's, three, four, five, I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Um, yeah, because it's similar to the two, we got a couple more entertainment stuff because we do have some good entertainment stuff that we're going to talk about here that I thought was really good.
Number five, quads at seven.
People just putting numbers in there.
All right, uh, as we talk about that, let me talk to you guys about something really important here.
We got a bunch of other stories we got to talk about.
Um, well, can you go back into the old script?
Because there's a whole segment on black people.
So, can you share your original copy?
Can you refresh that?
michael mendoza
Yeah, guys.
elijah schaffer
Because I have a bunch of stuff here that I want to talk about.
We're just going to having a fun, a fun meeting today.
We're going to be talking about, you know, black people.
We're going to be going into like a whole segment on this basically.
But as we talk about this, listen to this.
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michael mendoza
Yeah, I bought that recently.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
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There you go.
unidentified
Okay.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let me go back to this thing here.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So I want to switch.
We're going to have a very classic meeting here talking a little bit about Black people.
Okay.
unidentified
So I've been confronted.
elijah schaffer
So our intern confronted me and he told me that, he told me that Black people at school don't like me because they say that I'm like actually legitimately racist.
I feel like I'm not very racist.
michael mendoza
By the way, wasn't the intern the one that brought in a book that was that was, I think that might have been, that might have been Joey.
Oh, okay, never mind.
elijah schaffer
That was our editor brought in a book that was just the N-word on repeat.
And then the giant book of the N-word, like 10 million people.
michael mendoza
And then it was another book that just had the N-word, which I think was written by a black, like leftist or something.
So it's kind of like, oh, we're taking the word back, whatever.
But yeah, I thought that was him.
Never mind.
But yeah, that's funny.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And Ben's in the chat too.
Shout out to Ben Australia Talk.
No, but he said that people think I'm racist.
I don't know why people think I'm racist, just because I feel like even today, Mark said too, he's like, when Mark Loebiner comes, I said, people always in his DMs, like, oh, why would you go on that guy's show?
I just don't understand.
I don't feel like anything I ever say is untrue.
And that's the problem is like, if the truth is racist or the truth is anti-Semitic, why am I a bad guy for speaking an uncomfortable truth?
Like, am I racist and anti-Semitic, or am I just telling the truth?
Right?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, why is there a title to tell?
Why do we have another name to truth telling?
Like, oh, you're an anti-Semite.
It's like, if I'm telling you the truth, if I'm just saying, oh, I hate Jews, then sure, that could be anti-Semitic.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But, but if I'm just telling the truth, like, hey, you know, Netanyahu's a war criminal and that's an evil government.
And the people there are not, not, not very humane individuals, and they have no respect for human dignity or life outside their own people.
You would go, oh, it's anti-Semitic.
But that's just, but then they admit that to you when you're having a drink with them.
You're having menchettes.
Like, yeah, we don't give a fuck.
You know, you see people get interviewed and they don't care.
I'm saying, so why, why is it, why do you have to have the label for telling the truth?
I don't get that.
michael mendoza
I think that's for pretty much like our entire generation.
So probably since like the late 80s, early 90s, like the PC culture really ramped up.
But then it like, it, it got to the peak with George Floyd.
It got to the peak with BLM, all that stuff, all DEI stuff.
And now it's like nosediving.
So now it's like people, because I mean, I feel like we have conversations with a lot of different people behind the scenes or even on air sometimes.
And people are just willing to acknowledge the truth no matter how uncomfortable it may be.
So even black people are agree with you.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Heng Jews.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, Jews agree with me too.
I mean, I was just with one today.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But that being said, you know, there's just something about black culture, though, that like, we were talking about this earlier, but we were getting a rental car.
Mike and I were getting a rental car.
And they were like, oh, do you want to upgrade to a Mercedes?
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I guess.
Like it's 75% off.
I'm like, I mean, I do like driving nice cars.
I mean, let's just have some fun and drive a nice car.
And then they're like, oh, do you want to drive the GLA, which is like a four-cylinder, it's like a fake Mercedes.
So they're upcharging you for like this entry-level Mercedes.
It's actually probably not even as nice as the Blazer that we're in the Chevy Blazer.
Chevy's probably nice.
Just because a Mercedes emblem doesn't mean it's like a nicer car, right?
There's really nice trims of other cars.
So I'm like, I'm like, I was looking at it.
I'm like, who would pay this extra money to have a shitty car just because it has a Mercedes emblem on it?
Who would?
michael mendoza
Black people.
Yeah, Black City.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Black people would do that.
Black people just do a lot of unnecessary things.
You ever feel like that?
Like, they don't do the necessary things, like putting effort into their job.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, what happened when we got to the airport?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, so once you first started telling that story, I thought you were going to mention that, but he had a check bag.
And then I decided to check my bag at the last second because I was like, well, why not?
And then she was like, or like, we asked her if we could check the bag.
And then it's just like, she like walked away for a bit.
And then she like, and then she asked for my ID.
Like, I mean, literally, all she had to do was take my ID, put my name in, and that was it.
But she was just grunting, dragging her feet, like breathing really loudly.
And it's just like, hey, you're just doing it.
It wasn't a long line or anything.
She was literally just doing her job and making it seem like it was like such a big deal just to take my one black woman.
elijah schaffer
She's like, she's like, we go, we bring them.
I'm, by the way, I'm priority.
Like, I have, I have like, I have, I'm like their executive platinum or whatever.
So we're at like a priority thing.
And she's like, you need to put the bag.
This other girl first says, you need to put the bag tag on your bag.
And I'm like, no, because they always just take it off and put the priority sticker on in the inside.
And like they just take this, this tag off, right?
They open up the tag off my bag, put a priority tag in it, and then reclose it up.
unidentified
So I've just stopped putting the tag on and let them do it.
elijah schaffer
And then she tells me like three times.
And I have to have to like explain to her, this is why I hate airports.
Because do you ever go to airports?
You start out and it's like you're in another world, especially Miami International Airport.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You're in, you don't even have to get on the plane and you're international already, right?
And she's like telling me the same, the same thing three times.
And if another minority talks to me in public to fucking waste my time, I'm literally, I'm going to kill myself.
You know what I mean?
Like, there's a lot of jokes that I want to make right now that I shouldn't make.
My humor is sick and freaking twisted.
I was going to say, you know, never mind.
I was going to make a, I was going to make a mass shooter joke, but that we won't do that.
michael mendoza
Joel Davis moment.
Minorities don't even talk to me.
elijah schaffer
No, but like, if some brown person comes in, Sonio, you have to put that sticker on.
No, I don't.
They're going to put the priority press on.
No, Sonio, you need to put the sticker on.
No, they put the, they take it off every time I'm going to put it on.
Okay, put it on, please.
No, no, no.
No comprende.
No bueno.
No aspico.
What the fuck is this?
Because you're not, because you're not American, do you not understand what I'm saying?
I'm saying, bitch, I'm saying I can't take the sticker and put it on because they're going to fucking take it off.
So why would I do that?
I'm sorry that I'm that I'm white and I think about saving time on basic things and not wasting my time pulling things off and putting stickers on when they're going to just rip it off and then put it back on for me anyways.
So maybe I'm just like not that retarded.
And then she's like, so we walk up to this fat black woman, very, very morbidly obese.
Like she's oozing out.
She looks like a like, you ever seen the snot guy from the Muse Next commercials?
michael mendoza
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Who's just like, oh, I'm going to be healing the lungs, you know?
And so she's like, this black woman, and she's like, he needs to have a bag tag on.
I'm like, well, we used our record locator to look up our names and it doesn't work.
Well, how do you have your bag tag?
Because I used my priority number.
Okay, well, he needs to have a bag tag.
I was like, yeah, we tried that.
michael mendoza
Just three times too.
elijah schaffer
She goes, no, he needs to put a bag tag.
No, but then he needs to put a bag tag on.
I go, yeah, we're here at the bag counter because it's the machine's not working.
You know, you fucking bitch.
michael mendoza
Also, I've flown enough to know that, yeah, you can print the tags at the gate at the counter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, then she's like, and then he's like, you need to, you need to send that?
And I go, yeah.
She goes, she walks over a computer and goes, Yeah, I know, yeah.
And by the way, she starts typing.
michael mendoza
I was like, it was like 2 p.m. on a Wednesday.
It wasn't as if it was like late at night or super early in the morning, or there was a big line behind us, or there was a big rush or anything.
It was just, I don't know, it was like super casual.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
There was no reason to act like that at all.
elijah schaffer
It's crazy.
unidentified
Yeah.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Look, and this is the thing: I used to not overreact to this stuff.
And I sit there and I'm like, man, the amount of, the amount of like the amount of like cheapened life experience that exists because we have, because we had to have diversity.
Like, even on the bright line on the train, like you said, it's like they build this giant, beautiful speed train in Florida so we can get to Miami airport in under an hour because it takes like an hour and a half, two hours to get there by car.
And they have TSA blacks.
There's a, we got to start calling them TSA blacks.
We can just call them TSA agents.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
There's no point to differentiate between a TSA agent and a black person.
But we have these TSA agents at the train, like, you know, like confused on how to get us on the train, like barking at us, yelling at us.
And this is the eighth time in a row that they've had to check my balls going through security.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, right.
Another one.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Again, another one.
elijah schaffer
We're going to track this.
Vegas checked my balls.
They checked my balls here.
I'll see if I'm going to be in DC next week.
We'll see if they check my balls then.
I'm starting to like it.
You know what?
I'm going to start saying I come to Little when they do it.
Like they tell me, like, sorry, I just come to Little.
I should have a little, I should have a little, like, uh, like a little squirt pad that like releases water or something like that.
I need to, yeah, I need to start moaning or just like squeak.
michael mendoza
What was that?
Did you just squeak?
Well, so yeah, one thing I wanted to mention was at the Brightline station, because you know, I mean, we were a couple minutes late from when they closed the gates, but the train wasn't even there yet, whatever.
They let us in, and then they're like, okay, train's pulling up, whatever.
So we go out to the platform, and then, yeah, there was a TSA, a TSA worker American who was like, stand behind the line, stand behind the line.
unidentified
It's like, why don't you just print out a sign?
michael mendoza
Like, or like, or paint a line.
elijah schaffer
Have you seen that with the TSA?
They do have signs all the time, like handwritten markers and things are spelled wrong.
Do you see that one?
michael mendoza
I haven't seen that.
No.
elijah schaffer
It said, like, please take off shoes.
And it was that said T-A-K.
They didn't even put it in.
michael mendoza
I haven't seen that.
elijah schaffer
No, that was at Miami while we were there.
It said, please tack off shoes.
And you're like, no, they that's not even English.
You're going to find a bomb in my bag and you don't speak English?
I don't think so.
michael mendoza
TSA is the biggest scam ever.
I mean, literally every time I'm flying, I just think about how TSA is ultimately, if you think about this might sound very spurgy, but TSA is because of Jews.
elijah schaffer
T-S-A or like R-A-P-E.
unidentified
Got her talking like this in a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby, yeah.
michael mendoza
Mid-stream, but that's pretty good.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I think we lost some viewers by playing that.
Oh, man.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It is true.
You just, because it is, I mean, like, yeah, it is true.
But anyway, so I want to play some stuff with blacks.
So one thing that we were talking about, though, about like the flexing with the cars.
By the way, guys, when I'm traveling, streams are going to be way more like casual like this and just sort of us just talking about random stuff.
So if you're looking for some really like highly produced stuff on the road, this is an upgrade already, the fact that we're not just canceling the show on a Thursday.
Not that we're doing this.
It's like pretty good for us.
It's pretty good for our work ethic.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, well, like on the way back to the hotel, I was just like, why are we doing this show?
But then we got here and they were actually put together in time.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm actually happy.
michael mendoza
I'm not mad about it.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
So, so you were talking, we were talking about, you know, back in Chicago, how basically.
michael mendoza
Is that Dom Lucre?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is at a Popeyes.
michael mendoza
I love Dom Lucre, by the way.
unidentified
Yeah, this is Dom Lucre at the Popeyes.
elijah schaffer
This they have the new Don Julio box, the new Don Julio snack box.
How do you know about that?
michael mendoza
Uh, because I'm from Chicago, that's how I know about it.
elijah schaffer
But they have a new Don Julio snack box, yeah.
Well, where you get like it's like Don Julio chicken or something like that?
unidentified
I, yeah, I just, I don't, what does it give you alcohol with your thing?
michael mendoza
It can't be that, though, because I mean, Don Cobell serves alcohol now.
Well, these certain cantina Taco Bells, but um, yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know if they can just if they have just like full range to like serve alcohol.
I would imagine not.
I mean, you know, they have like so they have like Jack Daniels burgers where like the sauce is made with like Jack Daniels, but that's very different.
So, I don't know, I have no idea.
But, um, you know, I mean, any chance that black people can get like a table section somewhere.
I mean, I wouldn't put it past them to actually have a section that a Popeyes, but also, also, the combination just doesn't sound good.
All fried chicken and liquor.
What, like, what look, what's Don Julio?
Is it that tequila or is that rum?
What is that?
elijah schaffer
Let's see this.
Let's see this.
unidentified
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
I think we have the Don Julio box here.
unidentified
I tried my hardest to speak out against this CIA psyop to destroy the black community.
This is a Popeye Don Julio collab.
No, it doesn't have to try.
Do not trust the CIA counterintelligence operative.
He has been completely radicalized, and his sole purpose is to destroy the black community.
After informing the public that Popeyes was a branch of the CIA, and that every time they want to distract us from leading an important news, they drop a limited edition chicken sandwich.
After doing so, I received random frivolous strikes on my main page and was forced to run to this one to seek refuge.
It was all for naught.
Not only did they succeed in silencing and limiting my reach, but they deployed a new propaganda puppet after the obvious CIA counterintelligence operative failed to convince us.
He has a Don Julio gold chain parading and dancing outside of a random Popeyes, eager and lusting to post it online and draw more black souls into this psyop.
Why did they give him two extra large bottles of Don Julio?
This makes no sense.
And what do they mean, apparel?
They gave him drip, Popeyes, and Don Julio drip.
This is absurd.
I would like to apologize for having failed, but I will continue the fight.
This isn't over.
Ronald Reagan, prepare to lose from beyond the grave.
elijah schaffer
Is that fake or was that a joke?
Sometimes black people are confused.
michael mendoza
I don't know if they're being serious or the whole CIA thing is like a black Twitter joke.
Like it's like whenever they just see some extreme, obscene level of nigotry, they'll be like, oh, the CIA won again, which is actually kind of funny.
But yeah, like, I mean, I don't think they faked that box.
elijah schaffer
So yeah, dude, look at this.
I think Popeyes.
So this Don Julio thing, it's crazy that they turned Popeyes into a club.
Like only Black people could somehow fall for that.
Like I feel like that's like my wife falls for chicken like a black, like a black falls for chicken when it comes to like sales.
You know, she doesn't understand that sometimes 20% off that even if you buy it 20% off, you spent money you didn't have.
You know what I mean?
It's like it's like, well, I bought this jacket.
And it's like, I this just happened today, by the way.
I saw a jacket and I wanted to get it for my wife because I told you I think we're moving up here to Nashville, the whole business and everything.
We've been looking at property.
We'll be in Franklin tomorrow.
We were in Brentwood today in Cool Springs.
We're in downtown Nashville right now, but I got this.
I saw the jacket.
It looks very Nashville, right?
It looks very like, so I want to get excited about whether we're moving here, whatever we're doing.
I was like, yeah, you know, I'm going to get it for her.
Well, I go to check out and it was like $278.
Okay, it was a family-owned business and it's really nicely made, but I thought it was going to be like 80 bucks.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Yeah, I know.
elijah schaffer
And then like, do you ever have it?
Like they check you out and you're like, you feel like you can't say no at that point?
And then here's the best part.
There was a black guy and a white woman at the store.
And they go, oh, you're probably moving to Nashville?
unidentified
I go, yeah.
elijah schaffer
They go, why?
Where do you live?
I go, oh, South Florida, West Palm area.
And they go, why do you want to move from there?
I said, honestly, this is going to sound pretty racist, but there's too many Jews there.
And the guy goes, I go, Kanye was right.
And he's like, I didn't get a black people.
He's like, oh, it's like freaking.
I was like, don't.
I was just joking with the guy too.
That's not why we're moving.
michael mendoza
By the way, even in the Uber last night, it was an Uber driver from the Congo.
And I said pretty much the same thing and he agreed with me too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they always do.
I had a pastor from Haiti who was in my car in Boca.
He drove me and then I was like, he's like, he's like, are you Jewish?
And I was like, no, he's like, all right, good.
I was like, why do you say good?
And he's like, the Jews don't tip.
You know, they're not very nice people.
unidentified
And I was like, he's like, they're very nasty people.
elijah schaffer
I was like, you get a lot of Jews around you?
He goes, yeah.
And I was like, and then has a Jew ever tipped you?
He goes, never once.
No.
And I was like, that sucks, man.
unidentified
Why would you, he's like, I don't like to drive up here in Boca because the Jews don't tip.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, that's crazy.
He's like, Boca's one of the richest areas in the country.
michael mendoza
I know.
elijah schaffer
That's like shows you.
That's like a, that's like a weird thing that their culture, where they think their culture is above like American culture.
That's what I'm saying.
They're not American.
Why would you not tip?
If you're an American, you're going to tip.
If you're not American, I understand.
I have to train and remind Kez all the time to tip because it's not, she calls me freaking out, like, oh, am I supposed to tip on this or that?
Because she just wasn't raised in it.
But it's like, if you're raised here and you don't tip, that means you don't think you're an American.
michael mendoza
I actually kind of embrace embrace tipping culture.
And I don't know if I'm a sucker for that, but like sometimes like, you know, like at the Kratom bar.
Like, I mean, because, you know, they know our order, they take care of us.
They're nice.
They talk to us, whatever.
If someone is pleasant, I mean, you know, as long as someone just doesn't completely fuck your entire order or they're rude or they're dragging their feet or they're acting like they don't want to be there.
And I mean, I'll usually tip at least 15%, but 20%, 25%, if it's like someone who we've established a relationship, whatever.
I actually embrace that culture.
So I can't imagine being European and like not tipping people.
It's kind of crazy to me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think as we talk about this, I want to show you a video real fast.
I think it's hilarious.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So we were talking a little bit here about this is crazy.
So this guy went to, I guess we just talk about blacks for this part of the show because this is this is a great segment.
I mean, we don't need tops.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This guy went when they launched the Don Julio box.
And this is like blacks are crazy.
Watch this.
I actually enjoy this.
We gotta start having fun with blacks because they've been making me angry recently.
So we gotta start like laughing at it again.
Check this out.
unidentified
All out here.
We all got the hoolie.
You feel what I'm saying?
What's that?
You want a shot of this?
My God.
Change the mail for this, bro.
Come on.
elijah schaffer
Woke up at 7 a.m.
unidentified
Oh, I gotta tap the bottle, guys.
Oh, that's that dope.
That's that dope.
elijah schaffer
So we're just like, hell yeah, I'll start drinking in the middle of the day.
unidentified
We're doing it the way we're doing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Everybody trying to tap that hole.
I see everybody pouring it up.
Everybody got to dine, y'all.
Oh, time holy drinking and driving.
Yo, it's 10 in the morning.
And this place is flooded with people eating fried chicken and drinking Don Julio.
Just a little bit.
elijah schaffer
It's 10 a.m. with the dime.
unidentified
Yo, swirl.
michael mendoza
I don't know what they're doing, y'all.
unidentified
When they say it to Don Hootie, I'll take it down.
That's more like it.
That's way more like it.
It's too early to drink, ain't it?
Never too early.
That's cool.
Let's do it.
My boy JL.
You think that this is bad for the black community?
Absolutely.
You see how many people are?
I mean, it's more than black people out there, but if you look at the door, oh, people are thinking they hate it.
They gave us large risk fans on our black.
What's the colors of jumpsuit in jail?
Orange.
And they're going to say it's fried chicken at Don Low.
elijah schaffer
You got fit with you.
unidentified
Listen, don't let that cool part.
I got him cutting up.
Don got him crashing the fuck out early.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's my point.
I don't understand black culture at all.
Like, why is that brand names?
Like, all Paul Pies had to do is stick Don Julio.
unidentified
It's tequila.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Is there something I'm missing about fried chicken tequila?
michael mendoza
I didn't know blacks drank tequila.
elijah schaffer
I thought they drank penny.
michael mendoza
No, so there is always like a certain liquor that just like makes the rounds as like being like the liquor.
Like, you know, at one point, it was Patron.
Remember, like, like, rappers always talked about the.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, they did drink tequila, Patron.
michael mendoza
Patron, and then, um, and then uh, there's, uh, there's a one stuff called like Clase Azul or something.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's, but that's not bad, though.
michael mendoza
Yeah, but that's because it's like more expensive, right?
elijah schaffer
Okay, so like someone said, so by the way, also, uh, uh, guitar MG said that he had uh, he bought man's edge from uh t-boost now and that it actually worked uh to get his is it actually worked.
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Believe me, we get offered a lot of stupid products.
And sometimes with other brands that I work with and companies, sometimes their products, I'm like, well, I would maybe use that, but I don't have control over what they advertise.
However, on this show, we have complete control over what we advertise.
So we only bring you good products.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I've obviously turned down, well, I guess not turned down, but I've just haven't responded to some people who have reached out to us that I'm like, okay, this is like snake oil or it's a scammer or whatever.
Like it's like, you know, it has to have some degree of. legitimacy to it for us to actually sponsor it.
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Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So with that being said, somebody said that they just like to buy over, they like to buy expensive liquor, overpriced, flashy cars, but are struggling to pay rent and child support.
Yeah.
Like, remember, remember that you told me about the video.
Let me see, can we look it up?
Let's see if you can find the how to sell to a Negro video.
michael mendoza
I'm sure I'll find it right away.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why do you keep freezing?
michael mendoza
You freeze on my end too, but it's not showing up on the stream.
unidentified
So well, yeah, I don't know what that is.
elijah schaffer
It's probably just because of our speed.
Probably need to have should have gotten the fancier speed internet.
But I have some more stuff too.
michael mendoza
So also the video of I can get you either the YouTube video or the like reaction video of a black person watching it.
So which one do you want?
It's called The Secret of Selling the Negro.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
What you just sent to me in the chat?
I mean, if you sent to me in the DMs.
Yeah, send to me the DMs.
Let me get this.
All right.
So this was, this is a video called How to Sell to the Negro.
It's an old video.
Oh, is that Diane Yap?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So that's the Asian that says that I'm weird.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's so unfortunate.
She's a trans.
She's like gay things on and she's wearing a boys t-shirt.
Well, she's gay.
michael mendoza
I have no idea.
The caption was like boyfriend shirt or something.
So I'm not sure like if it's how to have boyfriend jeans or if it's her boyfriend's shirt.
elijah schaffer
It's kind of unfortunate because there's like two types of Asians.
There's hot Asians and then there's like the ones that look like they're your math teacher.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Like this.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So unfortunate.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So here's, yeah, here it is.
How to sell to the Negro.
Are we even allowed to say that word?
I don't know.
michael mendoza
Should be.
Yeah, why not?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Well, here it is.
Check this out.
unidentified
To the Negro is expressed in one word.
The secret of selling to the Negro is expressed in one word.
That word is recognition.
But perhaps because he's had so little of it, the Negro needs even more.
This need is a very real and important one.
It shows up even in many of the Negro's shopping habits.
Anyone who sells or wants to sell to the Negro customer should know about some of these habits.
To begin with, most Negroes buy by brand.
They ask for products by name.
They're quick to turn down off brands.
Now for the second.
The Negro buys good quality merchandise.
Symbols of quality and prestige are very important to the Negro customer.
This woman, for example, is buying fine crystalware, but she is also buying the admiration and approval of her friends and relatives.
It's a well-known fact that many Negro customers are influenced by the opinions of others.
And here's the third thing to remember when selling to a Negro customer.
That's interesting.
When he specifically asks for one thing, don't try to sell him something else.
If you do, he'll probably react something like this.
Doesn't he think I've got the money to pay for it?
He wants to be sold on quality, not price.
The Negro buys by brand.
He buys quality, and he doesn't like to be switched at point of sale.
These are the keys to selling the Negro customer.
elijah schaffer
You know what's weird about that?
Is that there's nothing has changed on that in how many years have going on here?
There's nothing different anymore.
Like that's pretty remarkable.
Because, you know, we were, we were at the Boca Town Center.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And, you know, this was like right around Christmas time.
unidentified
There was a line outside of Louis Vuitton.
michael mendoza
Oh wait well also, by the way, me and you were there at the same time.
We didn't tell each other that we were going to the mall, and then we sent each other the same picture of of of the black people in a line outside of Louis Vuitton wearing like Louis Vuitton Jean shoes with Louis Vuitton bags t-shirts, Louis Vuitton haircuts.
elijah schaffer
The guy's name was, was Trayvon Louis Vuitton.
unidentified
You know yeah, his right, his name Trayvon, rhyme with his name, rhymed with the brand.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, these guys were swagged out.
And I gotta say this, you know, my brother's really into Louis.
He's a lot wealthier than I am.
He run, you know he's.
He's a very, very wealthy guy.
He runs a big tech company or whatever.
But he uh, you know he, he wears a lot of, you know, designer stuff, like a lot of uh um, like Hermes, and you know like things that don't make sense.
You know what I mean.
Like, like.
You know like like yeah, his bag will be like ten thousand dollars and you'll have like a 2500 wallet and like he'll just be wearing like casually, be wearing, with his watch, like 80k worth of stuff.
You know what I mean?
Yeah um, he's the kind of guy who thinks that he's not wealthy because he doesn't like own uh uh a uh Philippe uh, protect Philippe, you know.
But he's only gotten like five Rolexes you know what I mean, and they're like one, but they're not the cheap ones because he wouldn't do that.
And at the same time, like I was telling like why do you?
He's so wealthy and he's got so much money and i'm always like why don't, why do you like black clothes?
Like blacks wear this stuff and he never gets it.
He's like i'm not racist, I don't know what you're talking about, and i'm like but, but black, and I met, he has a good style, but i'm like why blacks buy this stuff?
I like I I have, I have a bunch of expensive clothing, kind of ish.
I mean like I like the brands that I like.
I like Vince and I like Theory.
I think those are really good.
Brands like CLUB Monaco, I think that those are all really good.
I like 1775 Coffee, Rumble coffee um no, but I mean like I like at least some clothing brands, you know where.
Like maybe a pair of pants would be a few hundred dollars or something, and I feel kind of dumb when I buy that you know what I mean.
Like if I buy because I know people, you know it's, you know what I mean like I feel like I feel like a bitch if I buy something that's even a few hundred dollars, but like five thousand dollar pants like from Louis Vuitton, I don't get the sale.
Like why are people buying that, especially if you don't make a lot of money?
Yeah like, i've spent a few hundred dollars on a pair of pants and they're like wool, they're wearing nice pants, and I feel like i've like committed a, a carnal sin.
michael mendoza
Yeah, how do you, how do you justify spending five thousand dollars on Louis Vuitton pants and they don't even look good at least mine are like nice pants, you know yeah um also too, I know that there are some, some high-end brands, some luxury brands that actually do put a lot of craftsmanship into like their like things that actually need craftsmanship, like watches or shoes, but then yeah, once it comes to just like a scarf or something like a Louis Vuitton scarf also, there was one point I remember in back in Chicago too, there was one point where uh,
Chief Keefe would wear the Gucci goggles and then everyone like like uh, like you would just see Black people around Chicago wearing like Gucci goggles, like like on the side of their head and and I always thought it was like it was probably because that was the cheapest thing that they that that you would get at Gucci is probably like 350 or 400 or something or a scarf crazy.
It's always like the cheap, like belt buckle.
Yeah, it's always like the cheapest thing they can possibly get, but just so they can like show it.
elijah schaffer
You know what the Louis Vuitton belt buckle that everyone gets or the Gucci belt buckle?
It's like still 750.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Are they like, what a Gucci belt?
And you're like, why do you want that?
And but it is true because it's, this is why when you stop, when, when the people's opinions of you stop mattering as much, you really do break free.
Like, I feel like financial freedom genuinely comes.
This is why black people will never be financially free.
If you care what people think about you, like, I mean, you have to care a little bit.
Anyone says they don't care at all, like, just don't give a fuck.
It's like, no, everyone cares a little bit.
Like, no one wants to generally be hated by everyone.
But then there's like a moment in your life where I mean, like, I don't, like, you wouldn't be able to tell how I'm doing financially, whether I'm in a good financial season or a bad financial season by the way I'm dressing.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Like, yeah.
But I can go, you know, I can go to an event and wear a multiple thousand dollar suit and look rich and wear a very nice design suit.
And I do own a few and God has blessed me with that.
And I'm very, very grateful.
But I don't walk around in that every day.
And then, you know, for what?
I haven't taken a shower two days.
michael mendoza
We can both wear the exact same thing.
elijah schaffer
Just wearing like sweaters.
I have nothing to prove to anyone.
I'm wearing a Nike hat because I like supporting satanic companies, I guess.
And I'm wearing like a branded t-shirt from 1775 Coffee, which by the way, you can get 1775coffee.com slash VNN.
I don't know.
We'll plug it later probably, but they're not even sponsored.
They're just like, I'm working with, I'm working with them to do a project for Rumble.
Like we got a Rumble deal now.
michael mendoza
So yeah.
Also, also, by the way, Elon, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Tim Cook, whatever, all these people, like Jeff Bezos, like you never see him like flexing by wearing Gucci or Louis Vuitton or anything like that.
elijah schaffer
Like they're just what do people say?
Somebody say like high quality jeans is worth, yeah, like, okay, like there's this brand that's in called Vince.
And I got these like, these like wool, like they're like wool pants.
They like are like dressy-ish.
They're like 450.
They're double stitched.
They're something that'll probably last me my entire life, like dry, clean only.
There's shit that I can wear with like a nice like sweater to like C-PAC or something.
And it's like, even then, I feel retarded, but they don't have logos on them.
You can just, you feel them.
You're like, oh, these are really expensive, nicely, you know, stitched pants that will last forever.
But at the same time, like, I only own one pair of pants like that.
Like, I don't, these guys own like five pairs of like five things that are $5,000.
And it's like, and then they live in like a shitty ass apartment in the ghetto with like three other guys.
And at that point, like, you don't even know why you're doing what you're doing.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, however, however, listen, this is actually pretty good too.
Check this out.
So even here's another controversy that I think is really interesting.
I want to talk about one more controversy and then we're going to head over to locals.
I think actually, okay, I'm going to bring this up on the screen.
I think we are just going to, we should just probably just head over to locals, right?
unidentified
Should we?
michael mendoza
Yeah, sure, why not?
Well, before we do, just remember to plug it.
LijaSchaefer.locals.com.
I actually don't know much about the locals like scene or anything.
Like I haven't really messed around on locals, but I think on Rumble too, if you click that join button, that red joint.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, let me see if I can go.
michael mendoza
Stick with it now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
So let me go to this.
So yeah.
So if you do this, so I think you can't see it here, but if you see the red button here, oh yeah, you can see my red mouse.
So if you hit that join button, you can actually join the locals community.
It's free.
And when you join and you hang out with us, right now it's not even paid.
There will be a point at the end too where it's just for members.
But for the second part of the show that's just on locals, make sure that you head over there.
We are live there.
You'll see the live stream.
Join us and watch the rest of the show on locals because we're going to be talking about something really funny.
So there was this.
So this guy, this pilot was talking about how, you know, people were mad at him because he's wearing grills and dreadlocks.
And the entire black community was like, if your pilot looks like this in a white male-dominated field, please be, please believe he's the best of the bunch.
They wouldn't even hire him unless he was perfect in every way as a pilot.
And obviously, somebody said here, you know, I'm sorry, but it's all about professionalism and appearance and a job and career where you're literally holding the lives of others in hand.
He may be great, but I can ensure his grill, Ebonics, and swagger doesn't instill confidence in his passengers.
And no, it's not because he's black.
And people say, I wouldn't feel comfortable with my pilot wearing braids.
So there's a big controversy about why people don't feel safe with blacks.
And is it because we're racist?
Or is it because they don't go do shit like this?
We're going to be talking about this controversy here in just a moment.
So head over to locals, elijahstref.locals.com.
We're going to keep the show going.
Plus, there was a Q ⁇ A post as well where you guys asked a bunch of questions.
I answered some of them back, but we're going to be doing a Q ⁇ A there as well.
You can send super chats there if you want to.
That's totally cool because people don't really send a lot of super chats directly in the in the chat.
But shout out to everyone.
We're going to go on a quick like one minute.
Let me see, one minute is break, like a two minute break.
And we'll see you over only at locals.
We're going to talk about this.
Plus, we have some crazy videos we got to go over as well.
We're going to laugh at some retards.
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