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Sept. 23, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Mar-A-Lago ASSASSIN Puts $150,000 Bounty on Trump…DOJ Colludes to GET HIM KILLED

The DOJ inexplicably put out the letter of Ryan Routh regarding his failed assassination attempt, along with a $150k bounty.. What reason would they have for putting out the bounty other than for people to try and cash out on that bounty?Show more Join us tonight for NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE where we get into all this and more! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ MORNING KICK: Just a reminder the legendary Chuck Norris is a whopping 84 years old and yet has MORE energy than most of us — he discovered he could create dramatic changes to his health simply focusing on 3 things that sabotage our body as we age. Watch his method by clicking the link in the description box here: https://www.ChuckDefense.com/Offensive . ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
Well, our top story today, I was watching the Hawk Tua podcast, and Haley Welch was informing me of some very graphic news that just came out.
So, on the episode three, she was talking about how her vagina smelled, and then she came out with this crazy story.
It turned out, if you haven't heard today, that a $150,000 bounty was just put on Trump's head without officially putting out a bounty.
What do I mean by that?
Well, a letter was released by the Department of Justice from Ryan Ruth, the would-be assassin that allegedly, allegedly was there to kill Donald Trump at his Mar-a-Lago resort just the other week.
Now, the weirdest part about this is that the letter, which happened to be delivered to a friend about a week ago, details how he has $150,000 to give to anyone who wants to kill Trump.
That being said, he was just on affidavit about several days ago in his first interview, where he told the DOJ that he only had about $1,000 to his name in an old truck.
But I guess he also has $150,000.
And the DOJ thought it was just astronomically important that they release this information to the public today to let you know that the price is right.
And you can have confetti of color in your face blasting off as well as six figures.
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I don't know
elijah schaffer
what's going on there.
That's too much.
Too much stuff going on there.
Anyway, my name's Elijah Schaefer.
Welcome back to the show.
It's approximately kind of early right now.
I don't know why the live streams got up so close to the show.
It must be the demons inside my pants.
If you didn't hear about it, I'd like to jump right into the story for today.
So, I mean, everybody's talking about this, but we got some interesting angles for you.
So, essentially, what happened here is Ryan Ruth.
Let's talk about some interesting aspects of this.
He is the would-be assassin that tried to take Trump out, the second in several weeks, by the way.
And the interesting things, let's talk about a little backup of some of the interesting things.
Number one, one of the more interesting things is that his wife or his newest girl, maybe it's his girlfriend, works for a company that is six miles from the CIA headquarters.
Posthamously has a very vague and brief description that they help connect people with brands in the world.
They also have plenty of government contracts, were integral in pushing the COVID vaccines.
And on top of that, I guess we also have the fact that, you know, he happened to also go to Ukraine, set up a volunteer triage unit that brought in disaffected Taliban workers or soldiers who also work for the Afghan army, disaffected, somehow were paid a mercenary rate.
The officials in Pakistan were bribed.
They were given fake or real passports under fake anonymity or fake duress, I guess it's called.
So they were given fake documents.
Then they were transported and paid and brought into Ukraine, armed and set up with defensive gear and shipped into the battlefield.
And this was all done by a guy who's a girl, worked at Victoria's Secret allegedly, was sent $5 at a time through GoFundMe and PayPal.
And he happened to do all this without any help from the federal government and then coincidentally came back into the United States, was flagged by the Department of Homeland Security.
Someone at the top cleared him to come back in.
And several weeks later, he tried to kill Donald Trump.
And now we're told that he's offering $150,000 to anybody who essentially is going to be able to kill him.
We'll talk about the story.
We do got to talk about the story because it is really interesting.
It comes actually from Vigilant News, and I find it to be rather, let me see this.
Yeah, rather interesting.
Let's go ahead and let's get into the story here.
So there's a bone-chilling letter from Trump's would-be assassin was released to the public.
This will surely inspire more assassination attempts.
Is that why Biden's DOJ published it?
Now, I sound rather lackadaisical or a bit sarcastic.
I think it's just that like when we start talking about stories like this, I get a little bit confused, most importantly, because we're talking about strange events, strange issues, strange problems, and we're trying to pretend like we don't know what's going on.
And we all know what's happening, and it's not really confusing.
It just is what it is, right?
So, when you talk about this from the Vigilant News, it says that the bone-chilling letter from Trump's would-be assassin was released to the public.
This will surely inspire more assassination attempts.
Is that why Biden's DOJ published it?
Well, let's talk about this.
It says here the former President Trump's would-be assassin Ryan Wesley Ruth wrote a chilling letter in which he failed in trying to take the life of the former president and offering a reward for anyone who can finish the job.
Brian, if you notice here, these all the NDIs are not spaced right in the window.
So, if you could try to adjust some of those so we could see the full documents there, try to try to catch that one.
But I want to say this: so, let's talk about this.
So, he essentially left a letter that read this: This was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump, but I failed you.
I tried my best and gave it all grumption I could muster.
It is up to you now to finish the job, and I will offer $150,000 to whoever can complete the job, according to court papers.
Now, where did this document come from?
All right, well, Ruth dropped off a box at a person's home that included the letter the court document states.
And it says here, it's in handwriting: definitely not written by the CIA, definitely not written by anyone sketchy.
But this document goes on to explain that, as Jack Phillips reported at the Epoch Times, law enforcement officials were contacted on September 18th or three days after he was arrested by a person who said that Ruth dropped off the box at his location, his mother's prior to the incident or in the months prior to his incident.
The witness opened the box after learning of Ruth's arrest, finding ammunition phones and various letters.
Hold up there for a second.
So you have a friend who's unstable.
They give a box at your house and ask you not to open it.
Already red flag for me, especially with someone who's involved with the Ukraine war.
I'd like to know who this person is.
Why is the mainstream media not interviewing them?
Why do we not know their name?
Why is every this is not, you know, we don't have every journalist following them to their house.
Obviously, we know why it feels tiring and boring even talking about this stuff, but I just thought I would say, so he happened to either he thought he was leaving with ammunition, with phones.
He apparently had checked a route to see how he could get to Mexico from Florida.
This seems pretty stupid because, I mean, Mexico is about like a, you know, an hour and a half flight from here, but you know, it'd be quicker to get to the Bahamas.
I don't know what he was really thinking.
Who was he working with?
But does the media care about this?
No, because really all they really want is Trump to die.
And they're more upset that it hasn't happened already, right?
When we talk about this.
So there's that.
But most importantly, they're not going to do anything about this because ultimately speaking, ultimately speaking, they want Trump dead.
So there is that.
Now, speaking of the devil and talking about the story even further, it does get a little bit weirder.
And I thought I would just bring it up to explain this.
So as I mentioned, I was watching the Haktuwa podcast and they were talking about this story.
And I thought it was really interesting when Haley Welch discussed the fact that the Biden DOJ and state DOJs in our country, you know, took over a year to release the Nashville Transgender Non-Binary Manifesto that came from the serial killer at that church in Tennessee.
They didn't want people to know about it, but within days, she mentioned that the DOJ actually meticulously had orchestrated the release of a letter to the public that was instigating the assassination of President Trump.
I think Haley Welch is a really good reminder of that, you know, sometimes beauty does come with brains.
You should watch her podcast, Haq2.
It covers from the 16th century battlefield plans to World War II Holocaust revisionism.
It's an incredible story of how a one woman's blowjob can lead to our information enlightenment.
That being said, talking about this story, I'd love to hear from you guys a little bit here, too, as well.
Some of the strangest things about this remain in place.
Why is the DOJ colluding with this individual to try to get Trump killed?
It's an interesting story, one that I don't really have the answer for.
I will say something very interesting, though.
I need to check something here on my computer.
Some interesting story about what's going on with this story and the development.
It still remains somewhat of a bit of a trigger for me.
Why is it, in the midst of all of this, do we not know?
Why have we not talked to the woman who apparently was funding his entire trip to Ukraine?
Why have we not heard from his family?
Why have we not heard from his parents if they're still alive or family members?
Why does the media not care about this guy, his relationship to the world?
Obviously, it's because their media is indirectly in collusion.
Now, it is interesting that Joe Scarborough was on MSNBC and seemed quick essentially to want to launch a civil war pretty much within minutes after the bounty was released.
This clip here, directly from the mainstream media, check this out.
Parents, if they're still alive, or family members, why does the media not care about this guy, his relationship?
joe scarborough
Saying that to your legal counsel on January 6th?
Is that not a threat to democracy?
Undermining.
Do you not call it a threat to democracy when Donald Trump says that he wants to execute the chairman of the Joint Chiefs for treason?
Is that not a threat?
Saying that your vice president deserves lynching, saying that to your legal counsel on January 6th, is that not a threat to democracy?
Undermining Americans' confidence in voting when you know, because the Wall Street Journal editorial page has been very clear, and I will say, have done the right thing repeatedly, calling out Donald Trump's lies when it comes to widespread election fraud.
Is that not a threat to democracy?
What exactly is a threat?
What rises to the threat of democracy that we have ever seen in America since the Civil War?
If what Donald Trump has done over the past four years does not, please give us the permission structure.
I know you're desperate for a permission structure not to vote for Kamala Harris and to get people to vote for Donald Trump.
Addy Trumpism.
It is something.
If they gave out gold medals for it, you'd get it.
You would.
But please tell me.
And this is a question Bill Moore was asking this weekend correctly.
If this is not a threat to American democracy, what we have seen over the past four years, and if that is somehow hate speech, that is riling up violent rhetoric, please tell me, define for me, what is a threat to American democracy?
It's certainly not people going around speaking out against January the 6th.
It's certainly not people going out speaking out about a presidential candidate and a former president saying he wants the chairman of the Joint Chiefs executed because he was insufficiently disloyal.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so like it seems like interestingly enough, right after the bounty was put up, you end up having Joe Scarborough and his wife.
It's kind of dastardly too that you'd have a wife on to stoke fear in the country of a civil war.
Then they come out and just directly say, you know, maybe we should actually start killing each other.
I don't know how the mainstream media gets away with this kind of stuff.
I mean, I guess I do.
I'm a little bit distracted tonight because there was a lot of problems getting this stream started today.
I don't know why things went down the way they did, but the skull got put up really late.
And so my brain's like completely distracted now and very hard to focus.
I've got a lot going on here.
But I do think this is kind of interesting.
Like this is, look at the face of this.
This guy's such a bitch, right?
I mean, look at this guy.
He looks like me.
Kind of, which is unfortunate.
He does look a little bit like me.
But he's got his glasses on, his face all scrunched up.
And he looks like a complete bitch.
I have nothing else to say about this, except for the fact that people are going to continually want to stoke war.
And then it comes right after they release the bounty, the $150,000 bounty.
I just know that the collapse of this country feels imminent.
And I don't even know if people realize that you're in the collapse of the country.
Sort of one of the strange factors going on is that people don't realize the collapse isn't that the country like implodes and the Capitol building gets set on fire per se.
The country collapsing is when the demographics are shifting away from the native population, which is happening.
And then we're bringing in people who don't share our values.
So then the culture is degrading, which is happening.
Then there are no shared values, which creates a lack of trust, which is already happening or has happened and is happening worse.
And then it degrades down to the fact that your money becomes worthless, which is clearly the case.
The identity of your nation is lost.
Your borders are no longer protected.
Like this is collapse.
I don't think people realize that.
Like, it's what you're accustomed to is, you know, political assassinations.
Like, your leaders are just being targeted and you're just accepting it.
You know, somebody I met at the gym today who allegedly watches the show was saying, what do you think is going to happen if they kill him?
And my response was nothing.
Nothing's going to happen, actually.
So actually, nothing's going to happen in retrospect.
And that's the case because, you know, Americans aren't going to do anything.
Everybody's a fucking loser.
And I'm not trying to be down today because I'm mad that for some reason nothing got done here with the stream.
But I am genuinely telling you, like, nothing's going to happen.
And people are, oh, don't say that.
What?
What's happened?
Nothing.
Like, dude, you say Kamala's name incorrectly.
And institutionally, the media will blacklist you from going on shows.
They'll drag your name.
Like, I got into some drama with old co-workers, and the media had already pounced on it.
And they had shows.
I moved to Australia for a little while to be with family.
And the media there already had a special on ABC.
Like the first two weeks I was there about the danger of this podcaster who had arrived.
Our enemies are diligent.
They're smart.
They work together.
They smear.
They write hit pieces.
They cancel people.
They go after advertisers.
They have rallies and they rally people.
They buy out influencers and celebrities.
They make movies with doctrines and dogmas.
Fire like the first black dean, I think, of Harvard, or is at Yale, and just throw in a Jew.
Like, these guys are dastardly.
And it's top-down influence organization.
And our side, like, I guess we tried on January 6th to do something, I guess.
I guess you could say, but nobody threw Republicans under the bus more after January 6th than Republicans.
And even Trump, everyone was quick to distance themselves.
Trump didn't pardon anyone.
Like, come on, let's be honest here.
You know?
Like, let's be completely straight up.
No one's going to do anything.
No one's done anything.
And a huge reason that that's the case is because everything appears to be some sort of a FedOp.
And the feds are for some reason aligning more with the Democrats and with this agenda.
And, you know, they care more about stopping anti-Semitism than anything else in the world.
Even Trump said alarmingly the other day that, you know, that Israel might be perhaps the greatest country in the world.
I believe that was his words.
And it really shook me a bit because that's not good when the most America first candidate is praising a country beyond us.
Fuck that.
I don't want anything part of that kind of bullshit.
unidentified
But I'm still voting for Trump.
elijah schaffer
I'm sticking with it on the hill here, but I'm just going to say I don't know how that happened.
I didn't press.
I don't know.
Anyway.
We're just kind of still in the midst of all this.
It is what it is.
So let's continue on, talking about this.
In the midst of all this stuff as well, we're going to continue to talk about the fact that they can basically do whatever they want and we're going to let it happen.
And unfortunately, I'm not trying to be blackpilled tonight.
We're just at that position in life, right?
There's really nothing that we can do to stop that from reoccurring.
Can we do anything to encourage change in our country?
Perhaps.
But maybe not.
Someone said that I've been working out my forehead a lot at the gym.
Maybe.
Or maybe I'm just a little bit blackpilled tonight and you're going to get a more docile version of me.
So the reason why I bring this up is because Ryan Ruth, right?
He looks like your local crack addict.
So this just looks like an individual that you would have that would show up, ask you for money outside of Albertson's or your local Winco.
They always choose Winco.
I don't know why.
And, you know, he's offering $150,000.
And I'm going to explain why everything's bullshit and gay.
Stick around for that.
You're going to want to.
Everything is gay and retarded, is what we used to call it back in the day.
But, you know, he's offering $150,000 today.
And just a few days ago, or I should say weeks ago, he was on record explaining how he doesn't even have $5.
And I'll explain to you probably where he gets his money.
Let's not mind the fact that he always has headline coverage from Newsweek, New York Times.
Before the assassination, he was a poster child of the mainstream media.
Listen to this.
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I made five bucks so I can, you know, put enough money together to get a vest for a Ukrainian, and I get no response.
I'm like, I'm not sure that the world is as wonderful as I once thought it was.
I had thought that everyone would respond, you know, very generously and unselfishly, and, you know, you don't have to come.
But, you know, if I asked for $5 to buy a vest, vest to save a Ukrainian life, it seems like that would be a no-brainer.
But I increasingly get more disappointed in humanity.
And I'm beginning to question whether or not we're going to end up on the right side of this equation.
elijah schaffer
So notice the two-toned hair as well.
That should have been a huge red flag.
The two-toned hair always gets me.
You can always tell when someone's mentally ill when they have two-toned hair.
When I had two-toned hair, I was mentally ill as well.
People might remember that.
But most importantly, you know, he talks about he doesn't have $5.
On the flip side, he was also apparently dating someone or with someone that worked at Victoria's Secret.
And yet he's promising that anyone else who's willing to do this can get $150,000.
This guy has access to serious cash.
And where is that cash coming from?
Probably from the feds.
The reason why this is also stupid too, and everything about Ukraine has been faking gay since the beginning is it is way more than $5 to buy protective tactical gear from the military industrial complex for soldiers in Ukraine.
$5?
That's not doing anything.
It's clearly he was running a front from the very beginning.
And also, Brian, remember, in the meantime, these all should have been paused, these layouts, which is why there's been some lag on some of this stuff because all the layouts needed to be paused due to what we're running them as, unless we change something.
I don't know.
If you did, that's cool too.
All right, that's cool, too.
Yeah, yeah, I just saw there was lag still on a few different things we tried here, or I've tried to press.
It didn't even work.
So I don't know what's happening on the triggers there.
Anyway, on the flip side of this, there's kind of no way to understand what's happening.
Let me go to this real fast.
It came out that he actually knew the schedule of where Trump was going to be.
I don't know if you know about this, but Ruth had the schedule detailing where Trump would be.
And we talked about how we think it might have been Lindsey Graham that was partly responsible for leaking this.
And that's kind of what the information suggested.
But I want you to watch this for a second and just look at this.
Here's what they had to say about this.
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Trying to assassinate former President Trump as a judge is set to consider whether to grant bail.
The 58-year-old suspect is charged with possession of a firearm as a convicted felon and possession of a firearm with an obliterated serial number.
Trump was playing golf last week when investigators say the suspect pointed a rifle through a fence bordering the West Palm Beach Golf Club.
Now prosecutors say the suspect had a list of places Trump could be and visited that golf club several times in the month before his arrest.
Senior reporter Catherine Falders joins me now from West Palm Beach, Florida for more.
Catherine, this detention memo reveals that this suspect allegedly sent a letter to a witness saying this was an assassination attempt on former President Trump.
How significant is that and what more are you learning about him?
Yeah, and the timing of that letter in particular is a bit unclear because it says that this letter was sent several months leading up to his arrest.
But prosecutors do reveal new details in this filing.
They say that that letter that they put in the filing that he wrote, Ryan Raup, the suspect here, wrote, this was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump, but I failed you.
I tried my best and gave it all the gumption I could muster.
He then says that he's offering $150,000 to anybody who can finish the job that he failed.
That's just one of the new details revealed in this filing.
It's a bit unclear as to when exactly he wrote that letter, but of course prosecutors and investigators discovered it in the course of their investigation.
Diane, as you mentioned, Ralph did have a list of venues where Trump had been or planned to go between the months of August and October.
We don't know exactly what venues those were that he had written down.
But even more importantly here, they say that Ryan Ralph traveled near the golf course and Trump's estate here in Mar-a-Lago multiple times in the months leading up to his arrest.
Course, there's been all sorts of questions we've heard been asked in press conferences and of investigators about the timeline here.
Had he come down before?
Was he familiar with any other venues other than that golf course?
Had he been to Mar-a-Lago, for example.
So we talked specifically about that 12 hours leading up to when he was seen on that fence line and he had been around the course in the vicinity of that fence line, but we didn't know much more about where he was previously.
So we do know now that he had been familiar with the golf club, Mar-a-Lago, that he had traveled down to Florida before.
So new details being revealed by prosecutors ahead of this hearing that is scheduled to get underway in a little over an hour.
So Catherine, with this letter saying I failed you, are investigators now looking into the possibility that he wasn't acting alone here.
Now, it's interesting because they definitely are looking into that fact.
But at least when investigators had a press conference last week and they were asked specifically about whether they had any evidence that Ryan Wouth was acting with somebody else, they said that at least so far, now, remember, the investigation is preliminary, but so far they didn't have any evidence to suggest that he was acting with anybody else.
But they did say that they were looking in to that fact to determine whether or not that's accurate or not.
So I'm sure as this investigation continues, they're looking into all aspects of this, including whether he traveled outside of Florida to any other Trump properties, for example, of course, if he was acting alone, and other details that they're hoping to glean as well.
So, Catherine, what can we expect when he appears in court today?
Yeah, well, I think we can expect prosecutors to detail a lot of what we see in this detention memo here.
We didn't know if they would submit a detention memo prior to this hearing.
It is typical that they would.
So, we're learning more about the timeline.
Now, we just have to wait and see whether they reveal any additional details about the timeline.
If they say what other venues, for example, he was traveling to.
A question that I have is: is prosecutors say that he had a list of venues where he was expected to appear?
Were those already publicly announced venues, or did he have some sort of knowledge of where he was expected to go?
All of these things are details that maybe we will learn in court, but still questions for investigators as this moves forward.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so questions for investigators as this moves forward.
The questions that they have for investigators was: why is everything like this so fake and gay?
Why is it that we have to pretend like this is not a federal injunction?
This is not an intentional assassination of President Trump.
I'm tired of complaining like things are normal.
And I'm tired of having to act like we are in a serious country and that people, our government is not trying to actively kill Donald Trump.
And I'm tired of playing around with Republicans of people acting like Donald Trump is the same Donald Trump we got behind in 2016.
Like the Donald Trump that's currently running is this is a washed out, sold-out, like very weak version of anything that we were promised, and things are not going to change very much under him.
He's probably our last chance before things completely collapse, like a resistance to what's going on.
But I mean, you know, him prioritizing anti-Semitism, talking about kicking out college students who don't like Israel, like this whole idea of, you know, that's just proves he's just bought out by APAC and the same foreign lobbies that, you know, push any of our presidents to go to wars.
And if you don't want to accept that basic truth, you're retarded and you just don't want to accept reality.
It sucks when you do.
It's sort of like blackpilling when you accept the truth.
But whatever they got him on or whatever they did, they've got him somewhere.
They got him by the balls.
They got Trump by the balls.
He is gotten soft on immigration too, man.
Talk about giving green cards to people, stamping them to their work visas, like shit that is pulled very poorly with the nationalistic Republican right.
And you see that the polls are shifting with Hispanic voters, right?
I think Kamala is down like 26 or 29% to where Hillary was at, even though Trump still won the election.
And even though Trump's been pandering to Jews and to blacks and Hispanics, they're not voting for him in the majority.
But I think the Republican Party is trying to find what the party is going to be after Trump.
So they've suckered him into this bullshit, watered down, anti-nationalist, you know, version of himself where he's become sort of like a meme now.
Like his original supporters, like myself and many of us, sort of see him as selling out and giving up on what he originally stood for, you know, so that Ben Shapiro likes him.
Like that's a big red flag, right?
Ben Shapiro likes Donald Trump now.
That's a big red flag.
Because Ben Shapiro has mentioned he only likes America because they support Israel.
Like his, he's not America first.
So when people that are not America first, when they're like the people, the biggest grifters that prey on our goodwill are supporting Trump full-fledged now, it's not a win for us.
It's a warning sign that things aren't going to get much better.
And I don't think they will.
I don't think they will.
But I'm going to hold, that's my genuine opinion off of what I've witnessed.
And I'm just tired of watching my colleagues and fellow grifters that are out there.
And I call them fellow grifters because they just, they just are selling Trump like he's someone he's not.
And I don't like that.
And I like Trump, though.
And I still think he's going to be, I think that if we get Kamala into office, though, it's going to be full-fledged censorship, full chaos, full speed ahead towards the collapse.
I think Trump will put some breaks on some immediate issues and may fix some economic issues.
But Trump also was largely approved of the massive inflation we see today, right?
Of the printing of trillions of dollars during COVID.
He saw the shutdown of our country, oversaw it.
He oversaw the vaccine program.
It was just on air again yesterday, boasting about how he got the vaccines out.
I don't want to ignore that, you know?
I don't want to ignore that.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm blackpilled on that, but I just don't want to ignore those things.
It makes me suspicious.
It really does.
It really, really, really does.
And it makes me concerned for the future of our country.
I don't really know what is going to happen because that's just the truth.
And someone said, you know, Trump is laying low.
No, that's not what's happening.
Trump wasn't laying low.
You know, when he left office, it was a disaster.
You know what I mean?
When he left office, it was a disaster.
And I fought for him and I defended him.
He didn't pardon anyone.
He distanced himself from the January 6th people.
The swamp got back in immediately.
The wall got dismantled.
Construction stopped.
The vaccines were being pushed.
The shutdowns were accelerated.
He didn't put in any executive actions to stop enforcement of COVID vaccines.
It was pretty brutal.
I was around for it, guys.
I didn't just wake up yesterday.
And what I'm seeing today has not been fun.
And it has not been great.
He was just boasting about the vaccine program yesterday.
I don't know.
not happy about that um and people like a toxic texan um is uh why would i not vote for the left Because I said that, you know, voting for the left would be a sure vote towards full-fledged ahead censorship.
Voting for Trump probably won't stop a lot of the replacement that you're seeing, the replacement migration, the attacks on Christianity.
A lot of this stuff won't stop.
It's going to accelerate and it's going to accelerate under Trump's campaign.
Him and JD Vance, who JD Vance is big on replacement migration.
They really love a lot of the miscegenation and the push towards America being a melting pot, things that I think are damaging to our country long term.
So they're not America first patriotic like they used to be.
They pander to minorities now and to women.
I'm just saying, like, I don't know, but I mean, do I think Trump's going to do better on the economy?
Yes.
And do I think he's going to be a much better president than Kamala?
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Yes.
elijah schaffer
So I would tell you to vote for him.
I think you should all vote for him.
I think that if he doesn't get into office, the collapse is imminent.
I'm just saying it's discouraging that we have two options.
We have completely left and hyper-progressive.
Because remember, Trump countersignaled Buchanan back in the day.
Remember, when individuals were fighting back in decades previous, Trump's on record.
I can show you the interview.
One of the reasons that he didn't like about the Republican Party was their defense of white people.
And he didn't like that they didn't include enough blacks and Jews in their policy and decision making.
This is Trump's own words.
And so Trump has always been a bit liberal and progressive.
I know that even when I was voting for him in 2016 and in 2020, it's just now he sort of has bad advisors in his ear, like he did towards the end of his first term.
And he's sort of trying to pander or stay into office.
He doesn't realize these people hate him.
They're going to kill him regardless of the situation.
That's all I'm saying, right?
They're going to kill him.
So it's just leaders are going to keep disappointing us.
You're right.
And that's just the reality of the situation.
And there's really nothing that we're going to be able to do to turn that around.
Next topic here, I guess we'll get into this.
Interesting thing that happened here.
So the governor of Pennsylvania, Josh Shapiro, and Vladimir Zelensky were in, I'm assuming in Pennsylvania here, signing artillery shells to what I would assume are going to be sent towards Ukraine.
And it is interesting to point out here and note that Josh Shapiro is Jewish and Zelensky is Jewish.
And you have Jewish atheists signing American military industrial complex shells to send to a war that is not in our interest so that Orthodox Christian white men can murder each other in an avoidable war.
And if this is not the most American thing that I've seen all week, then I don't know what is.
You got non-white Jewish people signing our country's tax dollars away to a foreign nation of people who share our religion and a lot of our identity to murder each other so that we can sell more of these things and destroy one of the last resisting nations, Russia, which is resisting the Globo Homo agenda.
And that's sort of what we have going on here.
And you know, if you don't like that description, it's not even anti-Semitic.
It doesn't mean anything.
I didn't say it was a bad thing.
If that's what you like for your country, if that's the nation that you want, then go ahead and take it because it's here.
It's actually, this is America now.
This is our country.
These are the people that are building our nation and signing us over.
And we clap for it.
And you pay for it.
So do I. Pretty remarkable.
Not entirely sure how I feel about that, but it is a bit interesting.
It's a brother war for sure, and it's kind of insane to watch people just signing that away, right?
It is weird.
We have some more footage of him touring the ammunition factories.
I guess we're not footage, but just reports that are going on there.
Also, in Pennsylvania, this was also going on over the weekend.
I don't know if you saw this.
It was more gang street takeovers in Pennsylvania.
And, you know, you see, I think the ethnicities are pretty mixed here.
This problem is extended far beyond anything that I've ever seen, hoped for, or imagined.
You have these gangs of individuals here just taking over the streets.
And yeah, I don't know what to think about this.
This is pretty terrible.
There's some other crazier footage of this, too, that was in there.
I don't know why it's not in the dock.
Let me go ahead and pull it up.
I've got a quite a bit more footage here.
I'm just having trouble closing this out.
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So let me see this.
elijah schaffer
I've got some.
Where is this footage?
Got some crazy footage.
I don't even know where it's at.
Oh, yeah, here it is.
Some of these takeovers have been remarkable and the fact that they've essentially just been wreaking havoc.
I'm going to get to a more interesting topic.
I'm kind of tired of this.
I don't want to be talking about any of this.
But you can see a little more of like kind of what goes on at these takeovers here.
It's just, I don't, I don't, I'm not in a mood tonight to really be talking about any of this stuff.
I don't feel like expressing myself here lest I get myself in more trouble than I already am in constantly.
I don't even know what state this is.
This might be Philadelphia as well.
There's just like a few takeovers during this time.
And it's, it, you know, every, every place, every city, every environment, every country, you know, these people are just, they take, they take, they take, and they really add nothing.
What?
Rap music?
Sports ball?
I mean, realistically, like the net global drain on our tax burden, it's just remarkable.
This community has so many problems.
I don't even know what to say.
I wanted to play for you a video since we're on this topic.
You know, I was wondering a bit, like, I don't even know if this is real, right, anymore.
I watch too much on the internet.
So apparently, this is a Haitian militia in Springfield, Ohio.
I don't think this is, this is that.
These look like these either are black Hebrew Israelites or somebody that are a little more, you know, well organized, I should say.
Not recent immigrants.
But I don't know, right?
I digress.
But I do think that these individuals here are, you know, these black militia or gangs are marching through cities.
They have every right to do so under our laws.
I'm not here to attack them or to say anything.
I just don't think that our laws and our country was designed to have black militias running through it.
I'll leave it at that.
Maybe I'm being ridiculous, but that's the case.
However, I was thinking of something, and this is a little more interesting to me to talk about tonight, is where do this problem start, right?
Is this an African-American problem?
Did we create this problem in them?
Is this an issue that we made?
Did we turn these people terrible?
Because I've been reading a lot of people on my site.
You know, black people claim to have been the original Egyptians, to have been the original Israelites.
They were the original white people.
They say they invented everything.
It's always weird to me that they were the original Egyptians and Israelites, so they were enslaving themselves.
Although when you look at hieroglyphics, the people with darker skin were the dick washers.
Actually, they cleaned out the foreskins.
I'm not joking.
This is a true thing.
They were literal dickwashers.
But apparently they washed the dicks and they ran the kingdom.
I came across this video that I don't know if this is illegal or something.
I don't know if I can play this on the internet.
I don't know.
This video came out.
Apparently people have said this is false.
I don't think this is false.
Called the cargo cult.
And it explains where the we was kangs and we built that.
We built that.
Where that came from, right?
Where we built that?
We'll talk through this together.
I'm going to walk through this with you.
It is really remarkable.
So essentially, these in Micronesia, right?
So north of Australia, you look at these countries like Australia and you wonder like how minorities and people can come into the country.
You know, it's reverse colonization, right?
So white people would go into countries, bring in technology, build central, you know, town centers and roads.
They would modernize the countries.
Now, these people come into our countries, fill jobs, bring in the lack of sanitation, destroy our culture, and they make our country just a random, you know, amusement park where you just take what you want from it.
And a lot of them are like, oh, well, you know, we built that.
This is our country.
Everything belongs to us.
We can do what we please.
And you kind of wonder, where did that come from, right?
Where did the mentality come from of you see something that you didn't build and you want to destroy it and you claim that you built it?
It appears to be a genetic thing.
I'm not joking.
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Fuck you, nigga.
I'm the king.
Fuck you.
I'm the king, nigga.
elijah schaffer
Apparently, when you look at these countries.
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Which arose by tribal societies that came into contact with Western civilizations.
These religions started when the technologically primitive hunter-gatherers saw Western manufactured goods for the first time, such as radios, clothing, and metals offloaded from planes and called them cargo, which they concluded must come from their ancestors in paradise.
The tribespeople believed that their deities and deceased relatives created these manufactured goods for them, but the white foreigners stole it instead.
For this reason, the cargo cults began rituals around imitating what they saw the westerners do, such as build runways for planes to land, so that they could attract the items that their ancestors allegedly created and the white people stole.
Along this great ocean route, ten cargo planes connect Hong Kong with Australia.
They land each day at Port Moresby, and the cargo cult has its temples almost everywhere nearby.
This is one.
Its altar is standing 9,000 feet above sea level.
The dummy plane is at the edge of the landing strip.
At the other end, the control tower.
The natives of the Rozo and Mikeo tribes are waiting for some plane to land on their strip, attracted by the bamboo model.
They believe that planes come from paradise.
Their ancestors sent them.
But the white man, a crafty pirate, manages to get his hands on them by attracting them into the big trap of Port Moresby.
You build your plane too, says the cargo cult doctrine, and wait with faith.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so isn't this crazy?
I don't know why this won't go away.
My, I don't know, Brian, there's something showing down there.
But what's crazy to me is that these individuals, they see technology and they see planes and cargo and radios.
And if you kind of go back, I know where we're at here on the can't really, I guess we're at 157.
So they see, they look in, they see an airplane and development, and immediately their thought is they stole this from us.
They took it from us.
This was ours.
Who built it?
Well, obviously not them, because they don't even know how to.
It was their ancestors and shit.
And so apparently, in every part of the world, more primitive cultures, you can break that down to whatever you want, melanin, IQ, all of the above, none of the above.
You can call me a racist.
I don't really care.
I'm just telling you about a story about people.
They literally saw that and said, we built that.
Give me that.
That's mine.
Give me that.
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Isn't that fucking crazy?
elijah schaffer
Isn't that ridiculous?
Yeah, and then they can't even build, they build it like out of sticks.
Like, look at this.
Okay.
Check this out.
And they're here.
Watch.
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Attracted by the bamboo model.
They believe that planes come from paradise.
Their ancestors sent them.
But the white man, a crafty pirate, manages to get his hands on them by attracting them into the big trap of Port Moresby.
You build your plane too, says the cargo cult doctrine, and wait with faith.
Sooner or later, your ancestors will discover the white man's trap and will guide the planes on your landing strip.
Then you will be rich and happy.
They wait, motionless, searching the sky.
There is no other world beyond these mountains, so the large birds that roar up there above the clouds cannot but come from paradise.
There are only their ancestors in paradise.
Therefore, only their ancestors can have built the planes.
The spirits of the deceased cannot know the white men.
Therefore, all those wonderful things that the planes carry were meant for their descendants.
They've left the mission.
They've forgotten their prayers.
And here they are.
Attracted by the bamboo mark.
The white man's trap their ancestors can have built the planes.
The spirits of the deceased cannot know the white men.
elijah schaffer
So apparently these Micronesian people, they saw technology, realized that they didn't have that technology.
And then instead of trying to build that themselves, they didn't know why planes wouldn't land on their runways.
Because they replicated things and then they didn't know why the gods didn't give them the technology.
Now, this is sort of that same handout idea that you see, right?
Like they still just want handouts.
It's remarkable.
They're still just waiting for someone to give them the stuff they need to have civilization, society.
Like they cannot create it.
There was a famous saying from a French bourgeois, I think, where she said that they are not capable of understanding your culture.
They will burn your beautiful oak door for firewood and not know why.
Like they walk through life aimlessly, not understanding their meaning to life.
And, you know, when you think about that and you see footage, I don't know what the fuck is going on at this computer today, Brian, but this is not this fucking, you know, nothing's working today.
Nothing.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
But anyway, when you see shit like this, if I can find it here, I guess we don't have the videos up anymore.
But if you see the videos like the people just hanging out in the streets, monking around, doing their thing, you sort of get a better picture, right, of the fact that these people really don't know what's going on.
They don't have any angle of what's happening.
Duke of Meme sent in $5 and said, let's replace Kraka with Crafty Pirate.
I love white people.
Yeah.
So it is interesting, right?
It is interesting.
And they kind of were like, it's like, well, maybe if you built a runway that was straight and allowed a plane to land, you might actually find yourself in a position to where you would have a plane land.
But they don't understand society and yet they live in it.
And that's why they kind of just walk around aimlessly like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like shaking their butts and hanging out because they don't really lack, they don't have a purpose.
And that's what they're removing from our society is purpose.
It's rather remarkable and it is a bit scary.
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Let's get back to our video here on the cult.
Check this out.
So we're talking about where this gimme dat we was kangs thing happens from.
And it turns out in every primitive culture that's exposed to more advanced thinking in society, because they don't have the cognitive ability to connect and to think about where it might have come from, they think that it was stolen from them.
This is not a joke.
So now you understand why blacks, they were brought here to pick cotton and they think they built the country.
That's crazy, but it's true.
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Listen.
elijah schaffer
I don't know why this is just like skipping around here right now.
All right.
Nothing is working here on this computer.
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A number of common characteristics, including a myth that the material wealth was stolen from them by the white men that intercepted the manufactured goods created by their ancestors meant for them.
According to these myths, these goods are intended for the local indigenous people, but the foreigners have unfairly gained control of these objects through malice or mistake.
Thus, a characteristic feature of cargo cults is the belief that spiritual agents will, at some time in the future, give much valuable cargo and desirable manufactured products to the cult members.
The most widely known period of cargo cult activity occurred among the Melanesian islands in the years during and after World War II.
The vast amount of military equipment and supplies that both sides airdropped or airlifted to the airstrips to troops on these islands meant drastic changes to the lifestyle of the islanders, many of whom have never seen outsiders before.
Manufactured clothing, medicine, canned food, tents, weapons, and other goods arrived in vast quantities for the soldiers, who often shared some of it with the islanders who were their guides and hosts.
With the end of the war, the military abandoned the air bases and stopped dropping cargo.
In response, charismatic individuals developed cults among the native tribes that promised to bestow on their followers deliveries of food, arms, jeeps, clothing, and other material goods.
The cult leaders explained that the cargo would be gifts from their own ancestors, that the white men could not create this on their own, but stole it from them, and that one day these items and technology would find their way to the primitive tribes people.
In attempts to get cargo to fall by parachute or land in planes or ships again, islanders imitated the same practices they had seen the military personnel use.
Cult behaviors usually involved mimicking the day-to-day activities and dress styles of the U.S. soldiers, such as performing parade ground drills with wooden rifles, carving headphones from woods, and waving the landing signals while standing on the runways.
They even lit signal fires and torches to light up the runways and lighthouses at night.
The John Fromm cult, one of the most widely reported and longest lived, and started before the war and became a cargo cult afterwards.
elijah schaffer
I want to remind you that this is like how people lived even recently.
Have you ever watched Micronesia and you've seen how these people lived?
It is not surprising, but it gives you a good insight into the way the rest of the world works, right?
Because you have people sitting around going, they can't process the society that they're acknowledging.
And so then they go in and then they claim they built a society and that whites are just evil and that whites essentially just stole it from them.
And there's this real antagonism and hatred towards white people from these more primitive communities.
The U.S. has a really unique position on this because we imported a very primitive set of community that were sold by other blacks to Jewish people and then brought to the United States to pick cotton amongst other trades.
And somehow in that route, they also think that they know how to run the country and built it.
And as the country is run by more women and by minorities, it's gone downhill.
And cities that are run by all blacks just don't work.
They don't work.
They don't work in the United States or anywhere.
It's an unfortunate reality.
It's happened in South Africa, Rhodesia, here, Micronesia.
It's happening in Australia.
It's happening everywhere.
Canada, things just go downhill.
So it is what it is.
It is.
Someone said Micronesia gang.
Yeah, a lot of us have had Micronesia for many, many years.
Every time I get in the shower, I realize that I have a bad case of Micronesia.
It is an unfortunate reality that we must all live with every single day.
Speaking of the devil, it's been the devil.
The rest of the show we're going to be doing over on Rumble and on Censored.
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Again, my producer's moving here in like the first week of November.
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So basically just been producing this stuff here.
And we've had a lot of things building up, you know, and kind of running a lot of things.
Plus, we've had storms and the internet keeps going out.
It's been very interesting.
But I'm really happy he's moving here in November because I could use help in the studio.
It's a lot to run a whole studio by yourself.
It's kind of impossible, actually, and causes so many fucking problems.
But that's my problem, not yours.
In the end, I can just blame white people for my problems like everyone else seems to do in the world because that doesn't matter.
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I'll see you in a moment.
We were talking about this documentary here about We Was Kangs and Gimme Dad and how that works.
So check this out.
This is how we got Gimme Dat.
Where this is the, let me see if I can go ahead here.
I don't want to play all this.
Let me see.
Let me get this off because things don't fucking work in this show for whatever reason.
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I'm the road to Jesus.
elijah schaffer
Let me see if I can get the songs here.
Here we go.
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Now I'm a black man and I honor this eagle.
All of us from this island honor this eagle.
In America they honor this eagle.
We're the same.
That's why one day we'll be part of America.
They also sang this song.
Way down upon the swimming river.
I'll try and play that one.
We down upon the Swiney River Far, far away That's where my heart is turning ever Far from the old folks at home
The made-up mythology and fantasy of the cargo cults also turns up as a phenomenon in modern Western woke culture, which is in denial about the reality of how agricultural civilization was diffused around the world during the Holocene and instead makes up a fake alternative history which is exploited to push a political agenda.
For example, Netflix this week announced that it will be depicting Cleopatra as sub-Saharan African when she's obviously white of Macedonian descent as were all of the Ptolemy rulers who lived in Egypt.
Ptolemy was a general of Alexander the Great who became ruler of Egypt around 300 BC and his dynasty lasted until Cleopatra's demise and the start of the Roman period around 30 AD.
That said, the further one goes back into antiquity, the more fair, meaning more blonde and ginger the ruling elite becomes.
For example, Ramesses the Great was the 19th dynasty pharaoh who reigned over 3,000 years ago.
The mummy of Ramesses the Great was forensically tested, and while he did use Hannah in his old age, microscopic inspection of the roots of Ramesses II's hair proved that the king's hair originally was red, which suggests that he came from a family of redheads.
Queen Tai, the great royal wife of Pharaoh Amenhotep III, mother of Pharaoh Akhenaten and grandmother of King Tut, was also a redhead, as can clearly be seen here using a CT scan.
DNA results of Takubuti, the famous 2,600-year-old ancient Egyptian mummy on display at the Ulster Museum, shows that her DNA is more genetically similar to Europeans than modern Egyptian populations.
The DNA results are published in Nature Communications.
Scientists obtained DNA from 90 individual mummies dating back up to 3,400 years ago, conducting full genome sequences of ancient Egyptians for the first time, concluding that the ancient Egyptian nobility and pharaohs were more closely related to modern Europeans and inhabitants of the Near East rather than present-day Egyptians.
Now, keep in mind that the ancient Near East demographics may not exactly match modern populations, a concept that many people struggle with.
Ancient is not the same as today or modern.
That goes for India, China, the Americas, and, of course, ancient Egypt.
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elijah schaffer
All right, Robert Safir is how you say it.
What a good guy.
But so this sort of like We Wiz Kang stuff derived, it seems to be the number one issue.
And so when you're having a culture and society, when you're trying to build a country, that's when I said I'm a little bit blackpilled.
How do you do that with people who don't have any ties to building anything?
All they do is take.
And that's why everyone goes, well, there's, you know, there's white people out there that just take and stuff.
Yeah, it's true.
And especially with like the promotion of, there's always been like the deadbeat alcoholic or whatever, but there's been a shift in our country.
Growing up in LA, you know, talking to people who worked in homeless ministries, there was a shift in like the 90s to where we went from having a homeless crisis to having a cultural crisis, right?
Because homeless were no longer just people down on their luck like you have in the Andy Griffith show, you know, like the town drunk who's just can't get his shit together, or maybe like the mom who struggles with, you know, something.
I don't know, mental health issues.
And you always had that, right?
Or the schizophrenic that wouldn't take the medication.
But now you have like a class of people who are disconnected from their roots.
A class of people who have no identity, no in-group priority, where you're just a number and you can just be forgotten.
And I think no community has seen more of the degradation than the white community in the United States because obviously a lot of a lot of black people, if they make it, they feel better than other black people, you know?
Like, if you ever meet a black person that's kind of like materially rich, they typically think they're better than other black people, which is probably true, actually.
I mean, I'm not even, I'm not even knocking that, which is why they like to flex.
Black people have a real flexing culture because they like to prove their worth by how they make it materially.
Because I think that there's a certain detachment, maybe like they didn't design these things or make these things.
This is like high European Western culture.
And this is something that was like introduced to them.
And so it's like the foreigners, you know, property.
And it kind of proves, they kind of find their identity through their material possessions.
You ever notice that?
And people say it's because they were raised in poverty.
But I only find that white people that are influenced by black culture, like rap music and stuff, think the same way.
Like I grew up in poverty, and I do well for myself in terms of I make at least $11 per year and I've never felt the need to flex that.
You know what I mean?
I could buy a Big Mac.
And you've never seen me with Big Mac rappers on this show.
No, I just never, I never understood the idea of flexing, right?
I think of having nice things is cool or having your things, but trying to like use those to gain value from other people that you don't know seems kind of weird.
And it seems like that's what happens in white culture now is that, you know, you see a lot of people saying America was always meant to be a melting pot, but it wasn't.
This is sort of a new phenomenon in the last 70 years, actually.
90 years, I guess we're now the last 70 years, I guess, 70 years, 75, 75, 65 years, I guess even less.
If you count 1965, you know, where we decided to move away from our identity, and now we kind of invite a lot of people in who don't understand what was built or how it got built.
Even look at India, their best train stations, everything were built by the British or by the Muslim conquerors.
And so now you have this world where there's a rewriting of history even where we're taught when we're young that we came out of Africa.
That's just not even true.
It's been disproven many times.
We did not come out of Africa.
If anything, we might have came out from more of where the Middle East is.
But, you know, people think that Egyptians then look like Egyptians today, but Egyptians were not Arabs.
They weren't Arabs.
That's what I know.
They weren't Arabs.
So we don't even know anything about them.
There were several dynasties of Egypt.
And we don't know a lot about them.
But I can tell you this, twerking on transit buses is a priority.
Yeah.
Looks like you're just as black pilled as I am on that one.
That's interesting.
So we'll leave it at that.
Some other weird things that popped up on my feed recently.
I'm attracted by the band that I'd like to figure out why my computer doesn't ever do what I click on it to do.
I hate PCs, by the way.
Like I hate Windows computers with a passion.
You just have to use them for live production.
There's literally no other option.
So, that's kind of the case.
Let me come down here.
I'm trying to find something.
Oh.
Yeah, like, see what I mean?
It's crazy that people make that.
That's so insane.
That's insane.
I'm not even going to point that out.
But check this out.
Here's what I meant.
So people are talking about people are not eating the cats and the dogs.
But one town says they are.
Listen.
unidentified
This is the last street that she was seen on.
Two weeks ago, Anne Foster's cat, Frankie Blue Eyes, went out at night as she usually does.
But this time, she never came home.
She's so amazing and lovable.
It's really a hole in my heart without her.
Frankie is one of at least 16 cats in Bangor's Fairmount neighborhood that have gone missing in the past two months.
They just disappeared without a trace.
It's been a month since Matt Morgan's cat Eloise went missing.
Morgan says in the time that he's lived in the neighborhood, this influx is unusual.
There was never this kind of spike of this kind of activity.
And the animals that disappeared, you know, they either were found, you know, later or it just wasn't at that rate.
None of these cats have been found, making it hard for cat owners to get closure.
It's like you're in grief, but you can't really grieve because you don't know if they're actually gone.
What's on many neighbors' minds is why did this happen?
Bangor's animal control officer, Trisha Bruin, who is investigating these incidents, says she believes the cats were killed by wildlife, but she says it's possible some cats ran away and will return or were stolen.
The Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife, though, does not believe it's wildlife, as foxes, coyotes, and fishers have always been in the area.
But my question is, where's her collar?
Where's her remains if it was an animal?
No remains of any cats have been found, but Foster remains hopeful that she'll get answers.
I'm not going to give up hope on Frankie, but I'm hoping she comes home soon.
And everybody else's cats.
They're amazing.
And they're such an important part of the family.
Right now, Bruin says that pet owners should keep their animals inside at night and supervise them during the day to ensure their safety.
In Bangor, Katie Delaney, New Center, Maine.
Now, if you know anything about these disappearances, you can contact the Bangor Animal Control Officer by emailing Trisha.bruin at Bangor.
elijah schaffer
So, allegedly, according to this source, 16 pet cats have suddenly disappeared in Bangor, Maine.
No remains were found.
Experts don't believe an animal did this.
Bangor just had an influx of Haitian migrants.
You know, it's really not an obvious, I mean, it's really not obvious what's going on in the world when it comes to these types of things.
Everybody knows that the Haitians practice voodoo and witchcraft and have a custom with eating anything that moves and lives.
I don't know.
It doesn't seem like we really need to care too much about this.
I just feel like the answer is a lot more obvious always than people like to let on.
Now, speaking of the devil, I'd like to also bring up something interesting here.
All right, I can't even talk about that story.
Sometimes I can't even talk about people.
I can't even talk about people hurting babies.
Once you're a father and you have a kid, it seems like too much.
I wanted to play this next video here.
There was some sort of like a mock trial done where a PBS 2024 election role play reveals social media companies are planning to reduce the spread and fact-check videos showing election fraud.
I want to play this for you.
Check this out.
This is a former director of Facebook or whatever talking about what they would do in the election.
This is why I'm blackpilled.
It's like the Republicans have done nothing.
You know, I talked to some really high-up people with the GOP at the RNC.
People go that have, you know, stay connected with consulting in that route, you know, working with political campaigns.
And I want to let you know that the RNC has done effectively nothing to prevent fraud in this next election.
Yeah, literally nothing.
I mean, they did say that they were doing stuff, and the more I dug into it, whether we're talking about in Ohio, whether we're talking about in Wisconsin, in Pennsylvania, they were doing nothing.
And I remember listening to a conversation between two delegates.
I don't remember which swing state it was off the top of my head.
Let's just go with Wisconsin.
And it was like, oh, you really stuffed up back in 2020.
We were relying on you.
And he's like, well, yeah.
And he's like, what are you doing now?
And the guy's like, well, you know, it's always complicated.
Remember, these are your delegates.
These are people, you know, in charge of your election, you know, making sure it goes smoothly.
These people do not care.
They have no, they don't care.
They just like to complain and bitch and moan.
But, you know, they're going to rig this election, just letting you know.
And it's really interesting, this mock from PBS, which PBS is supposed to be a public broadcasting company.
It's paid for by the taxpayer.
Pay attention to some of the wording here.
It's vital that you listen.
unidentified
Folks from our operations teams are Katie Harbath.
Katie, you are the head of trust and safety at LookQuick, the nation's premier social media company.
Your job is to monitor disinformation that may be circulating on your platform.
So you're aware of this video.
It's now one o'clock, 700,000 views.
What are you doing about it?
So there's a couple of steps we will have probably already, we will have already taken even before we get a phone call from anybody.
We have folks from our operations teams, our policy teams, product teams who are monitoring the platform for this type of content.
And in fact, you have a phone call.
Yes.
And maybe you should talk to Ms. Bitakoffer about this.
elijah schaffer
Sure.
unidentified
Yeah.
Hi.
I wonder if you've seen this AI-enhanced video where people are manipulating a poll.
It looks like a poll worker is manipulating a voter to vote for the incumbent party.
And given the way that information will spread, we're deeply concerned that this is going to cause election violence.
Yeah, thanks for flagging it for us.
So we've already flagged it for fact checkers.
They're currently looking into it.
And then we also have our product teams currently running it through our tools to determine if it's AI.
We haven't been able to have a conclusive answer on that yet to put a label on it.
Well, do you wait until the shooter is done shooting up a church to snap the Facebook Live off?
No, in fact, we've actually reduced the reach so that less people are seeing it in their feed while we're waiting for the fact checkers in order to determine whether this is true or not.
We're also reaching out to the Secretary of State's office and local law enforcement to see if we can get confirmation about what might be happening.
Ms. Harbath, you mentioned your tools that you have, your AI tools, for detecting whether videos have been manipulated.
AI says it's very likely that the enhanced audio is fake, but the video itself is real.
We have to be careful because we have two things happening here at once in the same piece of content.
We have real video and fake audio.
A fact checker will mark it as false or partially false, and then we would be able to put a label on it saying this has been marked as partially false.
So that way we are not trampling on A, the speech of the person who posted it.
We are not misleading voters about the fact that parts of it are true, even though parts of it are false.
So we're trying to do our best to give them context while making sure less people see it so that it less confusion.
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, wow.
So remember she said, Tilly, before we get any calls or anything like that, that was the most interesting part to me.
Who's calling them, right?
Who's calling these people?
The federal government, obviously.
And it's no surprise there because we all already know that and Zuck already admitted that.
Plus, we've already understood that.
I just don't like to play pretend anymore that we don't know what's going on with these things.
It's like, oh, well, you know, Zuck finally admitted that the federal government has a hand in deciding who gets to say what or what gets out.
Dude, we know this.
It's tiring.
The U.S. government already controls Alphabet.
They control YouTube.
They control all of these things.
It's not just made up, right?
This is legitimately the CIA, the FBI.
These people work and they use our information and our culture.
They export it and they have to be careful in what we export.
And they have to promote globalism.
They have to promote homosexuality.
You cannot promote these normal things.
Now, you think that's crazy?
Some of the most hated TikTok creators out there are women who want to live traditional lifestyles, who want to raise children and be married and live on farms.
And you should see the hate they get.
They're the most hated people.
Women, you know, everything's geared towards making women live miserable lives and hate themselves.
And women are miserable today.
They're absolutely miserable.
But the more miserable women are, it benefits the democratic system we have.
Because, you know, disgruntled, angry women who are purposeless and have no children are the easily, most easily manipulated through narratives, movements, and social causes.
And they tend to vote with nothing more than how they'll be perceived.
And when you can vote and tell people, well, the way to be good is to do A, B, and C, then they do it.
They fall in line.
They're easily controlled.
So when women vote, it automatically determines a quick downfall of the conservation of your society.
It turns into a hyper-progressive liberal shithole.
This goes in Europe too, right?
With they've all become atheists, moved away from God.
You know, women don't stay home anymore.
Both parents work.
Most places have outlawed homeschooling.
Like, I mean, this is the rapid decline of Western civilization.
And women will think that if you don't want that, you're crazy.
Look, you can take your SSRIs and your bullshit Frappuccino.
And, you know, the reason why you have a tummy ache, lady, is because you don't eat enough protein.
And you drink too much acidic drinks like coffee.
And you are on Xanax and SSRIs.
So you don't feel good.
You don't have a time.
And you also don't drink water.
What's up with these women not drinking water?
Modern women don't drink enough water.
Go buy a Stanley.
Be a basic bitch.
Embrace the lifestyle.
It's good for you.
Honestly.
But, you know, it is what it is.
Women are what women are, and we love them, don't we, folks?
We think they're amazing.
But we also wonder why they're voting.
It's a true statement.
I digress.
Speaking of the devil and some more interesting things that went on in our country, I would like to point out the fact, I'm going to go down here.
Really funny instance of, once again, somebody not understanding per capita.
Check this out.
So the per capita argument is lost on certain individuals, the We West Kangs people.
And this guy, I don't know what's lost more, point of view or per capita.
Because point of view with women is lost very often, but per capita is also lost.
Check this out.
This is so good.
He really thought he did something, and he put this out voluntarily, by the way.
It's amazing.
charlie kirk
Kidnappings, for example, blacks are searching for starting to the right.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
charlie kirk
Black Americans are about 13 to 14% of the population.
About half of all prisoners are black.
So blacks commit more crimes than whites do.
They commit more murders.
They commit more arsons.
They commit more kidnappings.
For example, blacks are 13% of the population and they commit 58% of all the murders.
unidentified
Okay, let's talk about it.
These are obviously racist claims, but I will respond to them as if Charlie Kirk were a reasonable person.
charlie kirk
Black Americans about 13 to 14% of the population.
unidentified
Yes.
charlie kirk
About half of all prisoners are black.
unidentified
Wrong.
Just 38% of America's prison population is black.
That's according to the U.S. government.
But it makes you wonder why Charlie feels the need to add an additional 12% to the black prison population.
Could it be because his bigoted talking points only work if he exaggerates?
If Charlie were actually looking for the race that makes up half the prison population in the U.S., he'd look no further than white people at 57%.
charlie kirk
Black Americans about 13 to 14% of the population.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But white people are doing 50%.
That's crazy.
And it's like 38%.
Well, that's not even actually true.
But I'll leave it with him.
That is pretty funny, right?
When it comes down to it.
He checked his notes.
He's like, but how come they have 56% of the crime or they're of the, I don't know.
I'm losing my mind tonight.
I'm losing my mind.
Okay, so one weird thing that I like to do is I like to look on the internet under like weird, obscure pages and just blast people on Twitter and sort of bring their nonsense into the global discussion.
A lot of people on Twitter just repost what other people post.
I like to find original videos from obscure places like this one, which had like 37 likes and was a recruitment video for a UK communist club at a local university.
I'm not joking.
This is for real.
This is a recruitment video.
Check this out.
unidentified
I'm Seth from the Revolutionary Communist Party with the Marxist Society on Sussex campus.
And yeah, if you're coming to Sussex this year, you'll be at the Freshers Event on Wednesday.
So will we.
If you're interested in changing the world, fighting imperialism, you know, building a party that can change the world, as I said, then come meet us, come talk to us about the ideas and join the revolutionary communist.
elijah schaffer
The weird thing I always think about the revolutionary communists and people who want to change the world is they have a hard time living a lifestyle that anyone would want.
Do you ever notice this with people who are the most revolutionary?
This includes even in the church, by the way.
Oftentimes the people that are the most judgmental, the biggest in the Bible, they don't live lives I would want, right?
You look at that and you're like, and I don't mean like because they live lives of sacrifice and it seems difficult.
It's like, I don't know, man.
You don't seem like you live like a good, like a balanced life.
And there's a lot I could say about this person, but I'll just explain, like, this just doesn't look like somebody who lives a balanced life.
You know, number one, that's a man.
Need I say more?
Number two, the hand movements, like, that's crazy to go out in public like that on purpose.
Does it ever just blow your mind with people?
Like, how crazy is that?
To just go out in public like that?
Like, I get mad and frustrated about a lot of things.
And I can be somewhat of a dickhead at times, I'm sure, in my life.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm perfect.
Nobody ever thinks that.
But I've never done that.
Holy shit.
That's crazy.
It's crazy.
I don't know what else to say about that.
Also, I guess we're just watching more crazy videos.
Here's another one that didn't get very far.
So this woman is like apparently a black Hebrew Israelite.
Just listen to the first second of the video.
Some birds have joined us.
This video is crazy in and of itself.
The fact that there's a ceiling bird in it makes it possible.
We should put this in a museum.
unidentified
What color?
elijah schaffer
Did you hear that?
I didn't add that.
unidentified
I'm an Israelite wife.
Of course, I clean up before my Lord gets home.
Boy, let's clean up.
What color is Christ?
He's black.
And we can find it in Revelation chapter 1, verse 14 and 15.
I'm an Israelite wife.
Of course, we teach our kids the laws.
I'm an Israelite wife.
Of course, I ask my Lord for permission before I do things.
Shut up, my gosh.
The ladies are going out for lunch, Mad John.
All right, Israel.
Let's show the world.
They're not like us.
At UICBC, you're up next.
elijah schaffer
I love the chirp.
You know, rather than my wife being like this, I would rather have her not be fat and disgusting.
You know what I mean?
Like, the submission is cool and all, but my wife's submissive.
And when she's not pregnant, she's not fat.
Like, your arms are bigger than my thighs.
And I feel like for me, I like the submission, but everybody loves a good toxic relationship with a baddie, right?
I don't want my wife.
I know she had a kid, but man, unless she's pregnant, I don't know that justifies having arms the size of a six-foot-two guy's legs.
But that's rough, man.
My lord gets home and the boy, let's clean up.
Come on, let's clean.
Okay, you know what?
There are some days that I'm just so over this.
I'm surprised you guys stick around on days like today.
I don't even know why you're here.
When you can tell when I've had it with life, when I'm like doing these episodes where I've just had it with life, I never even know why you're here, but we're here and we're looking at this together, right?
Someone said black guys like women who can pick them up.
Yeah, that's a possibility.
It is a possibility.
I'm not entirely sure why.
Some of you guys also said here in the censored chat that washing machines serve more than one purpose.
Oh, you got to clean it up.
Clean up, wash the wet chickens.
Also, I think, oh my gosh, what the hell's going on there?
Sometimes I go into the locals chat.
I don't even know what's happening.
But those are the black Hebrew Israelites, right?
Someone said, I love a wife who can lift me in bed.
You guys are freaky, man.
You guys are freaky deeky.
So that's just weird shit I find on the internet.
Speaking of that as well, let's look at something.
I want to scare some more of you guys away before we end here.
So you guys remember Harambe?
So Harambe is back.
Check this out.
unidentified
When it comes to a BBW, we didn't heard every joke you got.
She big, she fat, she got the roll, she liked to eat.
We'll give you that.
But one thing you can never say, is she ugly?
And I mean, with or without the makeup.
Now let's be for real.
When it comes to a BBW, we didn't heard every joke you got.
elijah schaffer
There's a lot going on here, and we got to break this down person by person.
First of all, hey, Earl Gray.
You don't need to come on camera here real fast, but can you come here real fast?
Please?
unidentified
Earl Gray, are you here?
elijah schaffer
Earl.
Can you come here real quickly?
You're not going to be on camera.
I just need to ask your opinion on this.
I need to ask your opinion on these people.
Check this out.
These are the BBW girls.
What do you think about that?
Like, what do you think about having a breast that large?
Oh, it's a big ass or it's a big breast.
That's the breast.
So what do you mean by having a breast that goes from your belly button up like that?
Is that natural?
No, that's just natural.
unidentified
Yeah, hey, look.
Nothing wrong with that.
What about this?
elijah schaffer
What about this?
unidentified
But I think she's just overweight, that's why it's...
elijah schaffer
What about this one, though?
What about that one?
The nice frog build?
unidentified
Yeah, it's nice.
elijah schaffer
Like, that's crazy, right?
unidentified
That's sort of her body spilling out of her clothes there.
elijah schaffer
What about this one?
That one's pretty crazy, too, huh?
unidentified
Yeah, I mean.
elijah schaffer
These ones seem more like just like girls that just eat too much, like that one and this one.
unidentified
A little bit thicker.
elijah schaffer
But why would you wear something with the strings that go underneath your fat like that?
That's crazy.
Which one are you choosing is what we're going through.
So if you had to choose between.
Oh, I'm choosing.
Yeah, because it said you have to choose.
This is a black girl choice.
You have one, two.
I like that one there.
This one?
unidentified
The darker one.
She's got her eyes closed, and she's virtually exploding.
elijah schaffer
And then there's this one here.
Nah.
I think if, like, in realistic world, I would choose this one.
Like, in a real, like, if I had, if I hated myself and wanted to die, if I had to, like, if I really had to choose, I would choose her.
Because she looks like she would baby trap you and keep you for child support.
She looks like she's just like a hooker, right?
This girl here looks like she's honestly just looking for a free dinner.
That's all she's always gone a date for.
She'll touch your balls, but for her dinner, she looks like she's got high standards.
You know, girls like this.
Yeah, this girl is the balls.
She is the ball.
She is a ball.
And then this one just looks too much like an old grandma.
Like, girl, stop being a slut.
And then this one, this one reminds me of what guys who are down bad comment on on Instagram.
She could be nice if she lost a bit of weight, I think.
A bit, like 145 pounds, maybe?
Like 50, 150 pounds?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
150 pounds.
All right, we heard he's picking that.
I want to see what the chat is.
What you guys are at here.
I don't know what you guys picked here amongst them, but it is pretty cool.
Someone said, float these she-boons back to Africa.
Ooh.
Someone said, just kill me.
Someone also said, no other material can hold it together better than denim.
Someone also sent Spy Guy89 said, on the days when you've had it with life are the days I know I'm getting the rawest best commentary on the random videos.
Yeah, well, you know, black people, you know, they have their moments.
Some of them are good and involve barbecue.
And many of the moments, well, are less than ideal, socially speaking, right?
But what can I say?
I've had it with life.
You know what I mean?
I've had it with life and I've given up.
I've given up.
Plus, we have 9-11 people.
CrazyFull72 said, I watch a lot of videos of self-defense shooting in Brazil.
It's always white Brazilians fighting non-white Brazilians.
It's the future boys.
Get ready.
Act of self-protection.
The YouTube channel is the YouTube channel.
Okay, go to Act of Self-Protection.
Yeah, so I went shooting the other day with Earl Gray.
unidentified
Look at that.
elijah schaffer
We're going.
We're doing it.
That is not bad, actually.
Even if you do in the shadows, like, we're getting it.
We're doing it.
We got to get better, though.
I've just been not as good as I should be.
Though I am lifting heavy right now.
I'm trying to get some strength back.
But I think this is good.
unidentified
We're going to get it in.
elijah schaffer
You know, people do not even realize I'm a very tall boy from where I'm sitting here.
But we got to get into that mode, you know?
We got to get into that into that idea.
Because I went shooting, and I realized after being in Australia, my shot was pretty bad.
Like, I picked up about 30 minutes in.
I'm shooting my P, I was shooting my 43X Glock mainly and my 19, which is milled, custom milled.
So it's got like a hairline trigger.
So it's a little bit more sensitive, but yeah.
But we move into the back end of that.
Is that my shot wasn't as good as it needed to be.
But we're kind of getting back our shot here.
And I need to go practice more.
So there's that.
Definitely, definitely, definitely.
Someone said white men must build strength and hoard weaponry.
True.
And the rest of you guys here, shout out to everyone in the chat and discensored.
I think I'm going to wrap up.
I think we'll just watch like one or two more videos.
Someone said Elijah is black.
He holds it sideways.
True, A couple more videos, I guess, we could look at.
I guess this one went really viral, and it is really sad to me.
You can sort of see this girl die after several minutes.
So, watch the life leave her eyes.
There's a lot we can unpack here, but listen to this.
unidentified
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice pre-testosterone.
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice, one week on testosterone.
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice, one month and one day on testosterone.
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice, two months on testosterone.
Also, I'm sick.
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice, three months on testosterone.
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice, four months on testosterone.
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice, five months on testosterone.
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice, six months on testosterone.
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice, a little over seven months on testosterone.
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice, eight months on testosterone.
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice, like 10 months on testosterone.
My name is Morgan, and this is my voice, one year on testosterone.
elijah schaffer
You know what's crazy about that is you spend all that money and get through a year on testosterone, and your voice just ends up sounding like a child who's speaking into a fan.
You ever remember doing that growing up?
You put your voice into a fan, it's like, you feel like an alien, like I've come through being a cyborg.
And what's sad here is like you know, you end up just looking like a boy with Down syndrome, right?
You go from like a three out of ten girl to a one out of ten boy, young fat girl with Down syndrome.
Why is it always this physique?
This is a school shooter physiogamy, too.
Really, it's just ugly people.
Here's why, let me, if you're new to the show, let me get back to a lecture here that I've said many, many times.
It's unironic that I'm getting, you guys cheered me back up when I realized that you stuck around despite me feeling I'm gonna die.
So here's here's the reason why it's good to just be average-looking, okay?
And I say this is like a sub-average.
We've had this conversation before.
Like, if I went and got chiseled and really worked on my hairline and my body and stuff, maybe at my best, I could be a 5.5.
And I'm about a four on a given day.
And I think people give themselves too much credit.
They're like, No, I'm innate or whatever.
Like, no, because if you really think about it, like a five is like an average-looking person without any weird features, right?
I'm looking at myself and I think, I've got like a big forehead and like an underbite and some weird shit.
So that puts me down below.
And I have an average face, but some weird proportions.
So I'd say I'm about a four.
If I were to like really chisel out and like put a lot of work and maybe dress a lot better, I could get up to a 5.5.
Maybe.
Maybe I'd just be at a five or like a like a like whatever.
It doesn't really matter as a man, though, right?
But I've always told people when you're four, like if you're a six, you're actually doing the best, especially as a man.
You're actually doing the best because when you're kind of in this mid-range, we call it mid, right?
Four to six.
Because seven is like your average, like hottest girl in college.
Like maybe not in college, but like the hot girl at work, right?
The hottest girl at your work is like a seven.
And like an eight is like turning heads at the beach.
Like that's a girl with almost a perfect body.
And by the time you're an eight, they say you're already basically getting everything paid for you.
This is why the hottest girl at work is like a seven is because by the time you're an eight, basically your life is paid for for just being hot.
By the time you're a nine, you're a model and your beauty is your job.
And if you're a ten, I mean, I don't know if it's negligible, but it's just true, right?
So when you, when it comes down to this, is when you're in the middle, it's actually a really good position because then your looks are like as a guy, you can still get money and be tall.
Like, you know, I'm 6'2 and I make $11 a year and finally.
And stuff that women like.
So you can get, you know, so women like you.
But when you're too ugly or too hot, it does put into perspective.
Because, okay, it would be nice to be really good looking, but I think more for a girl would want it than a guy.
I mean, every guy's like, man, I wish I was better looking, but you can get away with it.
But as a girl, if you're really, if you're like below a, if you're like a four or below as a woman, it's a tough spot to be in because you're going to have beauty envy, right?
You're going to be jealous of people.
And you're going to want to become trans or non-binary to have something for people to like you and to protect you because no one's going to treat you special or ever like give you anything nice because you're ugly.
And when you're too hot, obviously if you're a girl, if you're a seven, everyone's trying to bang you already.
If you're an eight, unless you're married, you're getting banged pretty much all the time.
That's how you're getting ahead in life.
And if you're a nine or a ten, maybe you don't have to bang so much, but you are, you know, people only value you for your beauty.
But if you're like a five and a six, especially, I would say for girls, five and six, but guys, if you're like me, like a four through six, you're in a really good road because you can kind of like have a really happy life, meet somebody else.
They always say, meet a beautiful mid who will love you too, right?
Every girl is afraid of the most of the beautiful mid because that's what every guy wants.
It's a beautiful mid to love forever.
And I think that people don't realize, like, you should thank God if you're just average looking.
Because being butt-ass ugly would suck balls.
And unless you like sucking balls, you don't want to be there.
And being really good looking would also be a blessing, but it's a very rare.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's not the same ratio.
It's not like, oh, well, there's an equal amount of people that are seven, eights, and nines, and then there's an equal amount of people that are fours and threes.
No, like the majority of people out there are like threes to fives.
So if you're on the four to five scale, you're doing good.
So be happy about that.
Be very happy.
Be very, very happy.
So make sure you do that.
And I know that most people just watch the show because I'm a sex object.
And I know that a lot of you guys just watch the show to objectify me.
And you guys are in the comments calling me a little slut.
And, you know, telling me, oh, take off your shirt.
You guys send the DMs.
You pay super chats.
Get naked on camera.
Do it.
I know you guys ask a lot of these things.
I appreciate the offers, but I think I'm going to go ahead and stay off the table.
Now, you guys need to stop being so shallow and watching this show just because I'm a sex object.
You guys got to stop that.
It's been really, it's been really demeaning.
It's made me really see myself as nothing more but a sex toy for the audience.
You know what I mean?
It's true.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, thank you for coming to the end of the show, guys.
Hopefully, we have a more energetic, better show for you Wednesday, which we will.
My personality sucks, and this show is the best worst show on the internet.
So, you get the shitty personality with a semi-ugly guy on a show that can't get his shit together.
but at least I'm not Indian, could be worse.
Could be worse.
Could have been Indian.
You know what I mean?
And it could be worse.
To the rest of you guys watching, have a great rest of the week, as always.
Someone said, everyone hating on the fat, ugly girls.
As a fat, ugly dude, when you guys take over, could you leave me a few threes around?
Hey, fat, ugly dude, lose some weight, bitch.
Lose some weight.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I understand.
Like, I'm not as healthy as I'd like to be right now either.
So I understand what that's like.
But I will say, I have been losing like a pound every week for the last few weeks, which is good because I like gained some weight and I had some.
It doesn't matter.
I gained some weight when I moved and I'm losing it now.
But you just got to lose it.
Just go on a calorie deficit.
It's not that hard to do.
I've lost like a few pounds in the last few weeks.
And I'm going to just keep going for the next few weeks and go back to where my face is chiseled.
And we make excuses.
Like, I have a, you guys know I have that medical condition, lymphema, where I get like fluid in my face.
I have to eat like really healthy to like have a chiseled face, but I can do it.
I did it before.
But if you're that fat, ugly guy that you said you're in the comments, you can just be ugly and not fat too.
That's one of the beautiful things about life is fat is a choice.
Being ugly is not.
But you can automatically become better looking if you're not fat.
You know what I mean?
So just like stop masturbating to so much porn and your testosterone will probably go up.
And if you're having a hard time not masturbating to porn, then go make some friends and try to figure out and join an online support group or something.
And then when you stop jerking off so much to porn, your T should go up and you might have some more motivation and you might be able to get up and move your hands in other directions than just up and down.
Maybe you can kind of like, you know, lift a little bit and stuff like that.
You know what I mean?
So there's that.
Keep it up.
All right.
I don't know where falsetto is.
We need to get it back.
I can load it back into the software.
I don't know what happened to it.
It's on this computer somewhere.
Let me see.
We probably have it somewhere.
It's probably in our assets folder.
Like, I imagine it's somewhere in this, in this, right?
Like, there's got to be falsetto somewhere.
Oh, right there, right there.
It's right there.
It's right.
Brian, it was already back there.
Yeah.
So let's make a key for that.
Let's go to make a key for that.
Let's go ahead and that's 28, right?
Let's go ahead and let me type in a key here so we can cue it in the future.
Go ahead and, yeah, shortcut.
Let's add.
No, just add.
Just add.
Don't find.
All right, here we go.
Add this.
There you go.
Cue that as falsetto so people know that we have a falsetto button again because we have their software back.
So we're getting a falsetto.
Yeah, are we good?
Yeah, just say that as falsetto.
All right, this should work.
See you guys later.
unidentified
Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
elijah schaffer
That's not coming in.
It's not on.
You don't have the sound on to the computer.
No, I know.
We got to click it on here.
No, it's not on.
There you go.
It wasn't on.
Trying to say it was on, but it wasn't on.
All right, here we go.
unidentified
Baby, I, I, I, fuck y'all.
Slim like ooh, ooh, baby, yeah.
Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby.
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