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Sept. 20, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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The Friday FREAK-OFF: It Gets SO MUCH WORSE..

It turns out that over Diddy’s 30 year career, he may have actually been operating as the Epstein of the music industry.. and now it looks like they’re ready to dispose of him. How bad was it, and how many people will he bring down with him?Show more All this and more on tonight’s episode of NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ BIO COMPLETE 3: https://GutCleanseProtocol.com/Offensive ➤ VAN MAN COMPANY: Vanman Co. is the go-to source for all-natural, non-toxic and chemical free products — from creams to deodorant, soap and mouthwash, Vanman Co. is one of the only companies to deliver on quality without cutting corners when it comes to your health and well-being. Go to https://www.vanman.shop/offensive and use promocode OFFENSIVE for 10% OFF! ➤ RAMP HEALTH: Unlock your calmest and most confident self with the perfect blend of 6 natural, clinically proven ingredients - and start excelling in social situations INSTANTLY with Ramp Health’s B4. Feel like your BEST self for up to 5 hours with just one packet! Properly dosed and expertly formulated by a master biohacker, B4 comes in 6 delicious flavors, and is as easy as mixing into a glass or bottle of water - go to https://ramphealth.co/slightlyoffensive and use promocode OFFENSIVE to get 15% OFF! ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
01:12:08
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michael mendoza
26:03
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donald j trump
01:11
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ian carroll
03:05
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jon stewart
01:07
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mark cuban
03:38
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elijah schaffer
Well, we're on black people time because we're talking about one tonight.
It's Friday and it's a Friday freak off, which some people say means having fun.
Other people, we're talking about an orgy.
Now, here is real video footage of Diddy's house and the thousand-plus lube bottles and baby oil bottles that were found at his residence.
My guests tonight, we of course have none other than my good friend here and producer, Mike, who is here today.
Oh, wait.
There you go.
unidentified
Now you're on here.
michael mendoza
What's up?
What's going on?
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Yes, we got the good stuff.
And on my left, we have the dealer of lube bottles in Miami, Florida.
unidentified
Earl Gray, welcome back to the show.
Thanks for having me.
elijah schaffer
Hey, you seem really interested.
unidentified
You seem like you're having a great time that we're all just pumped for life.
elijah schaffer
Well, we've got a good show for you guys tonight because, like I mentioned, you know, it's kind of crazy.
I always thought that I had the most lube bottles in my residence, but apparently it looks like Diddy's story is crazier than we ever even thought.
The affidavit came out, and you know what?
I'm actually shocked.
He's only been having sex with several 18-year-old pop stars, male, actually.
I thought it was going to be way more.
And I'm even shocked, most importantly, that they're actually 18, right?
unidentified
And that was what I was shocked.
elijah schaffer
I was like, I thought that these were children.
I mean, they left that out.
They were children, but they left it out.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I mean, like, you would think that if you had that kind of power and unfettered access to like whatever pop star you want in the world, then you would just be going above and beyond, which I think he was.
I mean, that's not what you would do?
A thousand dollars of baby oil.
elijah schaffer
If I had that kind of access, I would be having a lot of people.
michael mendoza
I mean, dude, I'd be fucking dragons.
I'd be fucking mythical creatures.
Come on.
Like, I'm Diddy.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Well, we've got a great show for you guys tonight.
Anyway, it's approximately 7:21 Eastern Time in the United States.
This is Nightly Offensive.
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Let's start the show.
unidentified
Oh, ain't no party like a Diddy party.
elijah schaffer
We love it.
Anyway, let's start the show.
Okay, so I don't know if you guys have been tracking what's been going on with P. Diddy.
They're calling the diddler.
They're calling him the fiddler.
I just called that my childhood.
Honestly, living in Los Angeles and big cities, if you got out without getting molested, then you're doing better than everybody I know.
I got my guest in the studio today.
It's a little bit under the weather.
All I can say is it's been raining outside.
It's been snoring.
The old man is.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
What was that?
unidentified
Snoring.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But the old man is snoring.
But we got to talk about this story.
Because this is like absolutely insane.
So if you guys haven't gotten caught down everywhere.
Okay.
So we're completely down.
Everyone said, boys, we've been judged.
Yeah, it's down on censors.
It's down everywhere.
We might be back up, though.
We'll see if we're live and we're back on the show.
Okay, you very well might be back.
michael mendoza
Brian says we're coming back.
elijah schaffer
Okay, we're coming back.
michael mendoza
And we're back.
elijah schaffer
Are we back?
michael mendoza
And we're down.
I'm just kidding.
unidentified
No, all right.
michael mendoza
We're back.
We're back.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Are we back?
michael mendoza
All right, we're back.
elijah schaffer
That's good information.
I don't know if I can.
I can't even click the live button, though, on Rumble.
michael mendoza
By the way, I mean, just to defend myself, I did tell Elijah to not buy that router from Israel.
It was melting earlier.
I smelled burning plastic.
I figured someone was just smoking meth, but I think it might be on the way out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, here's the crazy thing.
So the internet is going out because a tree fell outside of the building here, and it's been messing up the internet for like three days.
Someone said Florida turned out to be a crappy move, Elijah.
Listen, imagine this.
Imagine this.
michael mendoza
Think about this.
elijah schaffer
Think about this.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
We get big BBC gang.
Where you at?
Think about this.
Think about this.
I moved to Springfield, Ohio to get in the rule.
Not safe there.
How about this?
I moved to Lebanon, right?
Because we know the Jews aren't there.
And then what's going to happen?
I get a new phone.
I just want to get the iPhone 16.
And then boom, I get a third circumcision.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Your balls blown out.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right.
We're so totally back.
All right, let's talk about this Diddy story.
Because like I mentioned, Ian Carroll actually gave a breakdown, explaining this is actually worse than you think.
Okay, now many of you guys may have already seen this.
He just released this the other day, but I feel like this gives us a little insight.
And we're going to talk about this frame by frame here about Diddy finally going to jail and what this means because I think this is more significant.
Just to let you guys know though, that Ian Miles Chong said that we shouldn't be afraid that he's on suicide watch, that we should let the feds kill him because he's a pedophile.
michael mendoza
Well, you know, luckily for Diddy, or I mean, yeah, luckily for Diddy, I get all my news and opinions from me and Miles Chong.
elijah schaffer
So I've heard me too.
All right, so let's check this out.
Here's what he had to say.
ian carroll
Well, tonight, they arrested P. Diddy.
News just broke that they took him into custody in New York City.
So I figured now is as good a time as any to shit all over Sean again and remind everyone just how horrible this man is.
So if you haven't read the court documents and done any of the other research on this guy, this producer he worked with named Lil Rod brought this lawsuit against him, Rodney Jones v. Sean Combs, alleging Rico allegation, which is like organized crime.
And he alleged that a member of this Rico organization was none other than the CEO of Universal Music Group, Lucian Grange.
Universal Music Group produced one-third of the top 100 songs last year, including Taylor Swift.
unidentified
Quote.
ian carroll
While living and traveling with Mr. Combs, Mr. Jones discovered that Combs had hidden cameras in every room of his homes.
Mr. Jones believed that Mr. Combs had recordings of defendants Lucien Charles Grange, Ethiopia Habernigova, as well as other celebrities, music label executives, politicians, and athletes.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so we need to talk about the videos here because mine's going to be coming out soon.
And I'm just going to let you know everyone involved was over 18, okay?
Okay.
Justin Bieber was the king.
I might have the name in his name, Kid Leroy, but he wasn't a kid, okay?
He was 18.
Now, I don't even know if he's, is that a kid even actually 18?
Okay, this is what I think is insane is I grew up in LA.
Everybody knew Diddy was puff daddy.
Everybody wanted to be like Diddy and everyone knew he had the big, the big parties.
TD Jakes would go to the parties, right?
You had T.D. Jakes there, the famous pastor.
You had, I think, Obama and his husband or whatever were at least around those areas.
Everybody went.
There's not a single person who didn't.
Now, you mentioned to me that there were suspicious things about his home, like at the basketball court, right?
michael mendoza
Right.
Yeah.
So for some reason, he has two, and by the way, the link is in the doc too, by the way.
But he had two massive king-sized beds on the basketball court.
Like it's like, you know, I play basketball myself, but, you know, I've never been shooting around and then I'm just like, hey, I want to engage in sodomy just out of the blue.
It's kind of a weird thing, like a weird area.
But also, I dropped some more links in there, but he just has beds all over.
elijah schaffer
Do you have a link of that?
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's in the doc.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'm going to find it right now.
michael mendoza
I was actually thinking, too, I mean, how funny would it be if actually Diddy was just like a massive like narcoleptic and he just like would fall asleep at random times, which is why he had beds everywhere.
Or they wasn't anything nefarious.
unidentified
They had a big boss bowl game and they were all tied up.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Oh, apparently it's not Diddy's basketball court.
It's somebody else's basketball court.
michael mendoza
Well, that makes it even weirder.
Yeah.
I know Drake has a basketball court at his place.
unidentified
Oh, it's another black guy, Mike.
michael mendoza
Oh, well, no, that's Diddy's son.
That's Diddy's Sun.
unidentified
Oh, is it?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, let's see what the community note actually says here.
Sorry to put it to you.
That's not Diddy's Basketball Corp.
This is the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas room called the Hardwood Suite.
unidentified
Isn't that where you stayed when you went to Vegas?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I was going through a rectile dysfunction at the time, so it was just called the semi-hardwood suite.
Well, okay, so this is not uncommon, I guess.
But he does have beds all over his place.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
So what we know is that his parties were not just like any other party.
Diddy was apparently, that's the wrong thing.
michael mendoza
Ain't no party with a Diddy party.
unidentified
Yeah, I know.
elijah schaffer
I'm like, dude, it's funny.
There's so many like Fed up messages here.
So apparently, if we go to the screen here, Diddy ended up having like this big bed in the middle of his party right here.
So this is a massive bed.
And pretty much every time I see a picture of Diddy, he's with people laying down.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Right?
elijah schaffer
Even with, it came out today, Leonardo DiCaprio, when he was like 20 or 19, he's laying down with Diddy and everybody.
So, I mean, he's literally, his name is the diddler.
I mean, he's got these Diddying people.
I never thought about this.
I always was just afraid of him because he was black.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
Well, and like, by the way, I mean, he went from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy, and then it was Diddy.
And I remember there was like a whole big thing about it when he first changed his name and everyone was like, oh, what's his name now?
Like, I'm always forgetting his name.
But like, what was the actual intention behind that?
Is it this whole like, oh, it's, it's in plain sight?
Like he's trying to, it's the revelation of the method.
I don't know.
I'm not sure what it is, but it is kind of curious that diddling is in his name.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Earl Gray, you know, you actually sold him all the lube bottles.
I've heard that you were in the market.
You guys were having a hard time keeping up.
I mean, even Amazon doesn't have the stock to have that many lube bottles, right, in one location.
What was he doing with those?
unidentified
I have no idea what he was doing with that amount of lube.
Maybe he was storing it up like they stored up the hand sanitizer for COVID.
You know, he thought it was going to run out.
I don't know.
But I made a killing off it.
That's all I can say.
elijah schaffer
Hey, that's actually the best guy.
I got to remind me to buy my 100,000 bottles of lube there.
No, but I think the weird part about this, and this is what I want to bring up, is like somebody said, I read this thing where someone goes, why would they let him get away with this?
Why would Hollywood allow this?
And someone said, bitch, this is Hollywood.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Yeah, no, it's like what's this result on?
elijah schaffer
So this is why I think this is actually a little bit scary is because everyone's like, oh, it's going to come out.
Everyone's going to go down.
I think that if this was not already a Fed operation, which we know the Feds were involved, but if it wasn't fully, then they're coming because either he went rogue and they need the blackmail on the people or they're losing control and they need more information.
They need more documents because it's kind of like raiding their own people isn't beyond them, right?
They raided Mar-a-Lago.
They raid their own individuals.
They're raiding the secretary for the governor of New York.
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Now, speaking of someone who irritates my gut, I want to get back to this Ian Carroll video, but I just wanted to bring that up because, you know, people are talking about this like it's strange.
I want to remind you how strange people are.
Like we'll talk about this later.
Like the head of COVID response in New York was talking about during COVID, he was having sex-fueled drug orgies or drug-fueled sex orgies.
michael mendoza
Okay.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm saying like everybody's doing this.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
Well, yeah, well, yeah, well, especially in Hollywood.
But I mean, you know, I didn't think it was as prevalent in the hip-hop community, or at least, you know, they don't tell you that it is.
elijah schaffer
They all got sodomized with dildos.
michael mendoza
I'm not, that's not a joke.
Yeah, no, yeah, exactly.
Well, I mean, I think so.
Well, so, and there are pictures like going back of like Lil Wayne kissing Birdman, aka baby, like back in the day.
So, you know, there's some weird stuff going on.
And, you know, some people say that like it's like a power play that people like use over each other, which by the way, like if I want to assert power over someone, I'll become more successful or, you know, win over something in that or like win them over on something.
I don't think that like my first instinct is to go and fuck him in the ass.
elijah schaffer
It's usually my third instinct.
michael mendoza
Kind of drastic, yeah.
By the way, I want some eggplant harmers on now.
Is it just me?
unidentified
But it's also you mentioned all the cameras.
It's interesting.
That's like the Jeffrey Epstein thing, right?
He's all having the house was set up with cameras, and it sounds like the same operation going on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but Jeffrey Epstein was having to have sex with children.
This is more like blackmail, not like criminal control.
Like, I think Epstein looks like it was more like politicians and like people like that.
And then Diddy was more just like, we're going to embarrass you, right?
You're black.
You don't want people to know you're getting.
unidentified
Blackmail type stuff, though, right?
Like, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm saying, well, look at look at Stretch, right?
The live streamer.
He uh, Sketch.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I don't even know.
michael mendoza
Well, he became Stretch after the stuff that he did.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, all right, but I'm just saying, I'm just saying that's why that's why you can't go down.
You can't go wrong with Kim K and just release your own sex tape, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah, and then monetize it.
Yeah, I was watching something the other day, and then it was about Paris Hilton and about how that whole thing went down.
Dude, she monetized that to no end.
And I mean, Kim Kardashian, and which actually they were friends back in the day.
So it's like, I think that Paris Hilton did that.
Kim K kind of capitalized even more and then just built a whole brand on it.
It's kind of like that.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So then, yeah, no, you're 100% right.
And going down on this, no pun intended, going down on this.
Here's what Ian Carroll had to say because I feel like this is the best breakdown.
Listen.
ian carroll
Upon information and belief, these individuals were recorded without their knowledge and consent.
And as in the case with the homosexual sex tape of Stevie J that Mr. Combs provided to Mr. Jones, Mr. Combs possesses compromising footage of every person that has attended his freak-off parties and his house parties.
Upon information and belief, due to this treasure trove of evidence he has in his possession, Mr. Combs believes that he is above the law and is untouchable.
Well, the diddler just got touched.
But don't worry, I'm not going to drop that spice and then not give you more details.
So Diddy was big on recording all kinds of things, and he frequently took this guy's phone from him and recorded things at parties.
So this dude wound up with hundreds of hours of footage and audio recordings of Mr. Combs, his staff, and his guests engaging in serious illegal activity on his own cell phone.
Including the acquisition, use, distribution of XC, cocaine, GHB, ketamine, marijuana, and mushrooms, the displaying and distribution of unregistered illegal firearms.
Combs providing laced alcoholic beverages to minors and sex workers at his homes in California, New York, the Virgin Islands, and Florida.
Yes, those Virgin Islands.
elijah schaffer
I wonder why they call them Virgin Islands.
Like, is it because this is where they send the virgins?
What is this?
michael mendoza
Yeah, it seems like the exact, or yeah, it should be the deflowered islands at this point because so much of weird stuff goes on the rape islands.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah, by the way.
elijah schaffer
Let me go to my rape islands.
They have rape seed oil already in our drinks.
michael mendoza
What is GHB?
You know what that is?
elijah schaffer
GHB?
Yeah, I forgot the chemical name, but it essentially slows you down.
And they call it a date rape drug.
Oh, I had someone slip GHB in my drink.
I got an argument with these black guys at the Angel Brewery, Angel City Brewery in Los Angeles.
I started walking my car and I started falling down and I blacked out.
I had to go to the emergency room and I had GHB in my system.
They were mad.
We had an argument over Trump, but people carry it with them.
And this is not a joke about slipping things in drinks.
The reason why it's called a date rape drug is because my assumption is, and I was shocked because I don't think of people who are anti-Trump liberals or the black community being capable of crimes.
It's very hard to accept.
I've been crying for three years.
Anyway, yeah, and then, but apparently, what happens is they'll get into situations where they're like, oh, do you want to go get a drink or something afterwards?
And then they, I guess he's saying sex workers and minors.
You slip it in.
It's flavorless.
And I think roofies, right?
Yeah, but a roofie would be more severe.
But this would sort of like the mechanism that it would work on would be like if you're mixing with alcohol, it would make you more put your guard down and like you would be more like in and out of the room.
It's like it's like basically takes you to blackout drunk instantly.
It's essentially how I could describe the feeling.
I had it happen to me and it was terrifying.
And I only had like two beers and then I was like blacked out instantly and like could barely walk and I literally couldn't use my legs and my friend had to help me into the car.
And then we went to Umami Burger apparently and I don't remember that.
But all I'm going to say is like he's giving it to minors and sex workers and I'm assuming that's at the same time.
Like I'm assuming like sex workers are prostitutes, right?
These are hookers.
michael mendoza
So by the way, like what is the appeal in like even using something that would make someone like half-passed out?
Like, you know, it's enough of a turnoff when a girl's just starfishing when she's just like laying there.
elijah schaffer
Because he's trying to rape minors.
He's trying to molest kids.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, okay.
So maybe that's that.
elijah schaffer
Maybe it has more appeal to child molesting.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Right.
I wasn't thinking about people, actually.
unidentified
And was it all me when he says that?
I just sell in the loop.
And was it always guys that he was drugging?
Because it doesn't, you don't hear from many girls.
That's the thing.
He's just the dudes, right?
He was just getting downloaded.
elijah schaffer
He used to beat the shit out of the women.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And then.
michael mendoza
Just kidding.
elijah schaffer
No, so like, so I was reading that.
So Kim Porter, his like ex-ray's baby mama, who they had three kids together.
I was reading this that she said in her affidavit that he was having sex with an 18-year-old pop star, which I'm assuming was Justin Bieber.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
Sounds right.
elijah schaffer
But it hurts Mark.
Every white guy likes Justin Bieber secretly, as in like, you want him to win because you know he was raped by a single mom.
He probably got raped and molested by like, by like, you know, rappers or whatnot.
And so it's hard to accept, right?
But he's, he's, he's, um, it's, it's just like kind of like a hard life.
Anyway, um, P. Diddy apparently asked his fiancé to anally penetrate him with a strap on.
Okay.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Now, this is where women actually, I'm going to blame women for this story.
This is where women get confusing.
I would have thought that this story was like, oh, and then she found out he was having sex with an 18-year-old boy, and then she was furious.
She was actually mad about being asked to have sex with him with a strap on.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Which is like, huh, that's really, you know, women, they're like, that's where you draw the line?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's a really weird line to draw.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I don't get it either.
elijah schaffer
Do you know how to tell women?
When I'm reading the criminal complaint, she took issue with the fact that he wanted to use a strap on, not the issue that he was having sex with an 18-year-old boy.
That's pretty freaky.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, and like that kind of just goes to show how prepping it was.
Yeah.
unidentified
Well, he's asking her to bang him, and that's kind of weird.
I mean, that would be insulting if you were a guy.
I don't know.
I don't know if you're a girl, like to put the thing on.
michael mendoza
Let's not be judgmental, okay?
elijah schaffer
That is a weird line.
unidentified
I wouldn't do that.
michael mendoza
That's weird.
What happened to shades of gray, huh?
What's going on?
unidentified
Zero shades of gray.
How about that?
elijah schaffer
This is what we do.
Whenever he's talking about freaky stuff, we bring this on.
unidentified
I can understand her getting upset about that.
elijah schaffer
Grab your strap-ons and put them on.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because we draw the line not at having sex with an 18-year-old boy, but about having your wife, do you?
unidentified
Ladies and gentlemen, the line has been drawn in the sand.
elijah schaffer
Sean Diddy combs.
Might I remind you also she's dead currently.
So that's suspicious.
michael mendoza
We should get the shots.
unidentified
She didn't use that strap on.
michael mendoza
That's like, oh.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
She's like, she's dead.
No, so she got mad.
So then, so then this is actually a criminal complaint.
By the way, this is not like gossip.
This is like kind of understanding what's going on with this affidavit thing or this indictment.
So then she said to him, basically, go fuck yourself, but no pun intended.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And she said, why don't you go have sex with the three other young boys you're having sex with?
So he beat the shit out of her until she was unconscious.
michael mendoza
That sounds reasonable.
Sounds like healthy.
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
You know?
elijah schaffer
Sounds like a Tuesday.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Sounds like a Tuesday.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, hey, women say that they love toxic relationships.
So it's like, can you really handle a toxic relationship?
I mean, you know, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
That is a next level.
Somebody also said that Bieber was deaf groomed.
Yeah, I don't blame Bieber for, I mean, everyone knows he was probably raped, allegedly.
I shouldn't say, because they'll get us in trouble.
Yeah, but allegedly.
But I mean, like, that's 100% grooming, dude.
Like, he was there when he was like 14.
Like, nobody thinks Bieber is gay.
And I bet you that that's probably really tough in terms of like, because he had a single mom.
And I always wondered, like, who would let, I remember back in the day, I was like, what mom would let their 14-year-old boy hang out with rappers?
Even if they're straight.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, they're getting hookers and prostitutes and shit.
Like, you know, this is happening.
And there's the drugs.
And I was like, oh, she's a single mom.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, since this whole Diddy thing's been going on, there was a video too where Usher was talking about how like he lived with Diddy for a while.
And then Diddy was telling a story about how they would wrestle over cereal in the morning.
And I mean, I think that Diddy's probably like, what, 15 years older than him, 20 years older than him?
So that was going on.
And then there was some other instance where he was messing with some like young up-and-coming singer.
So it's not the first time it's happened with Bieber.
elijah schaffer
Did I tell you I was like in the music industry for a while?
michael mendoza
I actually was.
elijah schaffer
It didn't turn out well.
I was trying to get in a singing career.
unidentified
Who did you have to wrestle with?
elijah schaffer
No, all I got was a leaky gut.
So go to Dr. Gundry.
No, no, no.
But okay, I'm not going to make fun of this.
It's actually really serious.
This is actually really, really serious stuff.
I want to go back to Ian Carroll's breaking down.
It's kind of sad.
We had good numbers tonight and then we lost the internet.
So, you know, it's like, this always ends up happening.
But we'll get it right one day.
Part of the show is just talking about how one day we'll get it right.
Check this out.
ian carroll
Christian drugging and sexually assaulting a woman.
Mr. Combs detailing how he planned to leverage his relationship with Bishop TD Jakes to soften the impact of his public image of Cassie Ventura's lawsuit, which is horrendous, and I'm not going to read from it.
It's absolutely disgusting.
This guy's a piece of shit.
Actor Cuba Gooding Jr.
Yes, that actor, Cuba Gooding Jr., sexually assault, harassing and assaulting Mr. Jones.
Yes, here are photos of Cuba doing the things.
Here's more photos of Cuba Gooding Jr. trying to fuck this guy.
Quote, forcibly touching Mr. Jones, fondling Mr. Jones' leg, his upper inner thighs and his groin, the small of his back, near his buttocks and his shoulders.
Jones rejected his advances and Mr. Gooding Jr. did not stop until Mr. Jones forcibly pushed him away following the screenshot.
Homie witnessed a shooting where either Diddy or his brother shot a dude in the bathroom and then got the cops to just totally all right.
elijah schaffer
So let's talk about this part here.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
So all the black rappers, these guys have all been PD.
They've been didding each other with their Ps.
michael mendoza
Yeah, they've been diddled.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
They've been diddying each other with their P's.
unidentified
Well, somebody was saying that all black actors and all black musicians, rappers, or whatever, were gay.
And I mean, there's a lot of them that are, like Frank Ocean, that guy that was Paul Dancing on Satan.
michael mendoza
Lol Nas X.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Like all those guys.
But they were saying like all of them are, like Will Smith, you know, Undercover, all this kind of stuff.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
unidentified
That's an interesting thing to think about.
elijah schaffer
I think we always, it was always kind of well known.
Like, I think, remember that one time that you met Tupac?
michael mendoza
Wait, what?
elijah schaffer
You were like, dude, that was crazy interaction.
Like, why?
Like, try to get me to suck his dick.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
That was, yeah, that was a hell of a time.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Under pressure.
No, I mean, I think it was always made as a joke, and I think 50 Cent was vindicated from this.
michael mendoza
Actually, yeah, you're right.
elijah schaffer
No, he was.
And I want to bring up this other aspect here that I think is really important.
Everyone's been talking about this, but I mean, whatever.
This is actually a news story.
I don't know why this is our source today, but, you know, Diddy has been reportedly placed on suicide watch while awaiting trial via people.
So I don't know if you know this, but do you know about the depth of P. Diddy and what he went through to try to stay out of jail?
I don't know if you know about this.
Okay.
So he basically went out of his way to ensure that he was not put in prison.
Like this is, I've never seen somebody more adamant to not go to jail.
Okay.
So he was like even saying that he would, you know, he's selling his jet and he would keep his jet in California and he would be in Florida or in New Jersey.
He said that he would give up the deed to his $46 million mansion.
He would even give the passports to his family members up because they froze his passport.
Like his mom, he was offering friends and families passports.
I'm imagining they agreed like, you know, to like monitor him and to not even have passports themselves so they couldn't leave.
He wouldn't have a cell phone.
This guy didn't want to go to jail.
And, you know, everyone's saying, oh, we didn't want to go to jail because he's, you know, has like sex trafficking type crimes.
But, you know, that doesn't necessarily mean anything, especially if he's not guilty.
I think that it's this, that he realizes that he is likely to get suicided in prison by the feds.
And that's why he's trying to stay out because what you saw happen with Epstein was like, even if you have guards, even if you have, you know, whatever that's called, like observers, I think it's called like legal observers looking out for you.
I mean, all they told us is the cameras malfunctioned.
The guards were asleep.
I think is what they actually officially said.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And he had when he hung himself.
And it doesn't get sloppier than that.
And Diddy has a lot of information.
And I think him dying would be expediently important because if I had to put my two cents on it, I would say that the amount of information he has, he could probably negotiate himself out of life sentence or negotiate something pretty comfortable in a prison situation.
Like he could have a nice cell or be in like a private prison with some connection or house arrest or extradited to some other country where they take care of that as well.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, it is real.
Well, I mean, I do feel like we kind of are past a certain point when they found so many illegal drugs.
They found guns.
People apparently got murdered there.
You have freaking Cuba Gooding Jr. betting dudes.
I think that we're past the point of like, oh, let me give you my mom's passport.
Let me get out of this one.
So I think he's cooked, but I mean, I can tell why he's trying not to go to prison because, you know, I think that they would probably see him as a favored butt boy in prison.
So that's probably why he doesn't want to go.
But actually, he would like that.
He wanted to pegged by his girlfriend.
So, I mean, isn't jail like heaven for him?
Like, wouldn't he like that?
elijah schaffer
You know, he's in jail, heaven, when you've got a black dildo.
I don't know if it's true, but I read that they also found 734 dildos in his property.
That's, that is, that's almost as much as you can.
Did you sell those too?
You see, you sold the dildos.
unidentified
It was just sort of an inclusive package with the lube and the dildos.
michael mendoza
You know what?
That's good marketing.
I didn't even think about that.
Why are you even here?
Like, I mean, I would have been retired off on the Virgin Islands right now if I was you.
elijah schaffer
Even why?
unidentified
I lost my best customer.
So I'm like working a day, Joe.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's so unfortunate, man.
I mean, we were making a lot of money off that stuff.
Speaking of being moisturized here, I want to talk to you guys about something amazing.
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Because you gave this to me and I have like 20 of these at the house and Kez and the baby are using them.
michael mendoza
Well, I mostly use it because someone used up all the baby oil recently.
So, but also tune that, no, seriously, like, I mean, I was using like Neutrogena as like a moisturizer before, and I get dry skin sometimes, but beef tallow, once you use this stuff, like, I mean, you won't have like you use it once during the daytime.
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elijah schaffer
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unidentified
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elijah schaffer
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All right.
So everyone knows we're talking about the insanity.
What's going on here with P. Diddy?
We're going to talk about the story for a little bit longer and then we're going to go into some other aspects of what's been going on.
But I want to remind you that, you know, they're going to go around and show you your favorite person hanging out with P. Diddy.
But the truth is, everyone did hang out with Diddy.
Here's a video of Obama.
michael mendoza
Obama.
elijah schaffer
It's a video of Obama hanging out with him.
unidentified
I think I got y'all.
Thank you.
And I just want to say how much I appreciate Puff Dan for doing the kinds of work that he's doing because he doesn't have to do this.
But this is part of what is important about giving back to you.
elijah schaffer
Hey, Claude, Julie.
And I want to apologize for not sweating.
unidentified
But I do this so much.
elijah schaffer
I'm so cool.
I just want y'all to see everybody I'm interviewing is sweating.
unidentified
I'm not even touching my brow.
I'm so cool.
And I want to apologize.
I ain't trying to make you look bad or nothing like that, but I'm just so cool.
elijah schaffer
We leave with a t-shirt.
unidentified
I tell you, if he was wearing one of those fancy designer clothes he's designing, he'd be sweating just like me.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
What was that transition?
michael mendoza
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
But okay, so everyone's been around him.
I'm not saying anything.
However, what is interesting is everyone praised him, including Trump, right?
There was like a huge thing where they would be like, yeah, this guy's amazing.
I like the work that he does.
So either A, they liked him because he was blackmailing them.
I'm sure, dude, Trump wet his whistle a lot.
You know what I mean?
Like, even Bill Maher was like, who's he banging now?
I mean, the thing is, I'm not trying to be crass, but it's true.
I mean, the dude's a billionaire.
He clearly likes women.
And it's his vice.
He doesn't drink, smoke, get tattoos.
But everybody in Hollywood, that's their vice.
And I think that Diddy knew a lot.
I think he hosted these parties and he just knew a lot.
This was before cell phones.
So people weren't thinking about being recorded.
Like, this is a big thing about Epstein and stuff.
Now, people don't even want to drink because they're afraid of getting canceled and recorded doing something dumb.
I record myself five days a week doing dumb shit.
So that's good.
But I'm saying, like, think about the pressure here.
If you find out, wait, that orgy with that kid, oh, he was 16 and it was recorded.
I'm just saying, this is a much more powerful grift decades in the past because now people are concerned about being recorded.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But back in the day, you just thought we're in a closed door room.
Whatever happens here stays here.
And now, like Obama and these people, and this is a different era.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I saw on Twitter the other day, there was a picture of five black gentlemen, and they were with a young lady, also black herself.
And then she was just like spreading her asshole, bent over a car.
unidentified
I saw that.
michael mendoza
And I was just like, you know, and like, that was on like a Polaroid.
So, I mean, it is like, it is really strange to think like how ubiquitous cell phones and cameras are nowadays.
Whereas like even 15, 20 years ago, I remember my first flip phone, it was like below 240p.
It must have been like 60p resolution.
It was terrible.
And even that, like, it was just like frame by frame animation.
It wasn't anything good.
But yeah, like, I mean, so, I mean, if we're just finding out this stuff that Diddy was doing for the last 15, 20 years now, just think about what he was doing all throughout the 90s.
I mean, 90s was where he really made his bones and when he was at the very top once he was and you know, made his bones and was doing bones apparently too.
But like, that was when he was like with Biggie and the whole West Coast, East Coast thing.
So he was way bigger at one point and he was probably getting into a lot more shady shit back then, too.
elijah schaffer
So well, speaking of that, on the censor chat here, I always try to bring this up.
Shout out to Cocto, South Cal G said, fuck bad boy as a crew label company, Westside for Life.
michael mendoza
Why is Mr. Gray so zoomed in there?
elijah schaffer
Oh, because I just have this like, I'm like here, right?
michael mendoza
I thought it was like a camera shot.
elijah schaffer
I was like, uh, everyone's all like, hey, ever since Pete Diddy was arrested, I just assume all G's like to suck cocks and drink calm and get fucked in the ass.
Well, that's one way to, one way to bring up the topic here.
Okay, so I don't want to go too far into this topic.
There's a lot of things to talk about.
Mark Cuban's been being a bitch.
A lot's been going on.
It's a fun Friday.
We got a good audience.
We got our numbers back, though.
We're like back up to like over a thousand people watching right now, which I'm happy about.
Not on Rumble, but overall, because it just like dropped out.
And usually we can barely recover like five or six hundred if like, if it drops out like that.
michael mendoza
So I'm pretty sure like Starlink here or something because also too in Florida, like I mean, for those of you who don't live in Florida, I mean, it'll be sunny, 90 degrees, perfect day.
And all of a sudden it's just torrential downpour for like five, 10 minutes and then stops.
But like in that time, everything gets flooded, trees get knocked down.
So it's crazy.
I mean, that's one thing I'm still getting used to being like a Florida transplant being down here for two years.
So, but you know, not our fault.
Most of the time it is our fault.
But this time it was beyond our control.
It was an act of God.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're being a little bit too lubed up there, Omar.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I'm going to get some, I'm going to get some, remind me for next week.
We need to get some name keys put on here for Friday shows since it's cool.
And we're going to do Earl Gray.
We got to have that up, like a little T intro.
All right.
I want to talk about some other things going on here.
So first of all, in the middle of this, we will get to some Trump stuff, good Trump going on.
But Mark Cuban has just been on this stupidity.
I don't know if you've seen what's been going on.
He's sort of like the definition of a midwit, where he's got billions of dollars, but he's just still kind of retarded.
He went on to Bill Maher and he said that basically he's known Trump for his entire life.
He's been bitching and complaining about him, saying that he's some unethical bastard.
Remember, Mark Cuban's the guy who got busted for allegedly basically paying his assistants to pull down their pants over pool tables.
And then he too was having sex with them from behind and paying for like a lot of really dirty sexual things.
Okay, rich guys like to fuck.
That's not really weird.
That's not weird.
But for a guy that does that, then claiming that Trump is some sort of megalomaniac psychopath, it's just ironic, right?
michael mendoza
Right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
So check this out.
unidentified
You're a supporter.
mark cuban
I don't want to say that, but I like the fact that he's changing politics.
jon stewart
Oh, I thought you were a Trump supporter.
He talks about you like you are.
mark cuban
Well, he's allowed to do that.
But I just like the fact that the political game is no longer the same.
You don't have to be a perfect candidate any longer.
Because I want to see the political system change.
Period, end of story.
He's not going to win.
He's got no chance.
But someone who is an okay.
unidentified
He's got no chance.
mark cuban
He's leading.
elijah schaffer
Reminding you, this is from a few years ago, right?
This is where it's not.
And then we'll talk about where he's at.
mark cuban
Imperfect candidate being the leader right now.
He opens the door for other imperfect candidates because up until now, that's not what we want.
We've had this hope for the imperfect, right?
unidentified
I like that.
jon stewart
You're a Trump who.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so this was just a few years ago.
My point is, is he was like going, oh, you know, Trump, you know, whatever.
Now he's losing his damn mind.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I don't know how people change their opinion like this so much.
I think that him being a billionaire, it's for some reason, it's just financially less beneficial for him if Trump wins for whatever investments he's got going.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I mean, it's just Trump derangement syndrome.
It just like, it just, and you know, that is like a normie thing to say.
I hate even saying that.
I feel like I should like be talking about the demon rats and MSNDC, MSDNC, once I talk about Trump derangement syndrome, but it really does eat at people.
Like it's like, you know, because in 2016, it was like, oh, he's a fascist.
He's Nazi.
He's Hitler, blah, blah, whatever.
I was like, you know, don't sell me on him even more.
But I mean, you know, people say all these things and it just kind of eats at them just like, you know, every so often.
Every time they see Trump, it's just like they just get more and more unhinged.
And I think that's what's been happening to him.
Also, too, like, every time that I'm visiting here, you know, just for the record, I don't live in the area.
I live a couple hours away.
So I stay at a hotel and you know what I do once I stay at hotels?
I watch Shark Tank because that's what you do.
Because there's nothing else on hotel TV.
He seems like a smart enough guy once he's talking on there.
He can talk about the financials.
elijah schaffer
What about that?
What about when you first walked in, you cranked that hog and then you walked.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Right, exactly.
Yeah.
Crank the hog, eat some Taco Bell, then watch Shark Tank with the American Dream.
elijah schaffer
So Mark, you're Cuban.
michael mendoza
Yeah, he seems like a smart enough guy there.
unidentified
No, I already changed his name, but I don't know.
michael mendoza
He's actually an evil white guy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, actually, Mark.
unidentified
He's always one of those white guys.
michael mendoza
He's white.
elijah schaffer
He's one of those main white guys that runs the teams in the NBA, you know, that run a lot of things.
So it turns out, folks, he's Jewish.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I actually just said that just to trigger the chat.
Can we bring the Rumble chat up?
elijah schaffer
Because I'm sure I bring that up.
michael mendoza
I'm sure right now people are like, oh, he's not white.
I mean, people probably copy I already in that, but.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think we can bring that up.
There you go.
Everyone's like, wino megel streams, Mark Cuban's not white.
michael mendoza
Dude, wooden door.
unidentified
What's his real name?
michael mendoza
I knew there was going to be a chat about wooden doors.
It's something like Blavatsky or something.
Like it's not that ends in ski.
Like it's S-K-I-Y.
It's an end in ski.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, it's definitely not that.
So we'll leave it there.
Well, Mark Cuban, after losing his damn mind on basically everything, I don't even know how to get this back in.
michael mendoza
We should get a wooden door emoji in the chat.
So that way people don't have to type it out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, wooden emojis in the chat.
No, but he went on this show to basically complain.
I don't remember who this is, but it's, oh, he went on Brian Cohen's show.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, Brian Cohen.
I love that guy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so you got Mark Cuban and Brian Cohen.
Feels like we get a lot of these people in media.
unidentified
These guys, huh?
elijah schaffer
A lot of these white guys.
You know, by these guys, I mean podcasters.
You know what I mean?
A lot of podcasts.
You got Tyler Cohen and Joselle Jasiki or whatever.
We can make all our names up.
Check this out.
Here's where he's ripping into Trump.
mark cuban
That's the Roy Cohen School of Management, right?
You demonize and demonize and demonize and give credit to nobody else.
And that is the antithesis of good leadership.
That's the antithesis of good character.
That's the antithesis of being ethical.
That's who Donald Trump is.
I've known him for 25 years.
I'm never going to say we were best friends, but he is the most unethical, lax character, dishonest person I've ever done business with or worked with.
Why does that matter, though?
unidentified
Like, people are going to look at that and say, I don't care.
He's an asshole.
mark cuban
And they do.
unidentified
But he's absolutely.
mark cuban
He's my asshole.
unidentified
Yeah.
mark cuban
Yeah.
Character is destiny, right?
You don't know. the one thing about the presidency of the United States, you don't know what's coming next.
The past is no predictor of the future.
You have no idea what the next problem is you have to deal with on a small or large basis, like COVID for that matter, right?
And you want somebody who has character, that has empathy, that has a willingness to learn and understand.
And you want somebody that is ethical when it comes to making difficult decisions.
I can't even imagine why people consider Donald Trump because of his lack of character and ethics.
Because when that tough time comes to make a decision, he's only going to listen to himself.
And we've seen how that works out.
We saw it worked on the debate.
If he's not going to listen to anybody for a debate, and when he's trying to convince people to vote for him, when you have 40 or 44 cabinet members disavow him and say you shouldn't vote for him, when you have former Republican presidents and senators and current senators come out and saying, don't vote for him, that is not a man of character.
They would have given him the benefit of the doubt if they believed in his ethics or his character or that he was honest.
And that tells you all you need to know.
You don't want somebody like that making, dealing with the uncertainty.
And as bad as lack of ethics, lack of character, lack of honesty is the fact that he makes no effort to learn anything.
This is one of the few human beings on the planet that get dumber in front of our face every single day.
It's not like you can't think of one thing where it says, I think, you know, that's really smart, right?
Or that's really nuanced, or he really understood that topic with some depth.
Not one time.
And that's what's so maddening and infuriating about the whole.
elijah schaffer
Okay, can we cut this bullshit here?
This is what I hate about this.
The guys running for president, he's not trying to impress people the traditional way.
It's like, I don't know, one time he's done anything where you're like, that guy's smart.
Let me just think of one thing.
Running the multi-billion dollar Trump enterprises industry that he built from $1 million and currently owns some of the most prolific properties in the world, including every time you go to Chicago or even we were in Las Vegas and you see Trump Tower and you go, that's pretty damn impressive.
It's the tallest building in all of Las Vegas.
Not really what he said it is.
Like, dude, you know, you don't have to like, a midwit thinks about how people look at them intellectually.
So like you want people to think you're smart.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Somebody who understands what they're doing cares about results and less about perceptions unless the perceptions affect the results.
But in this case, his perception is getting him further and further ahead.
I just, I think this guy's a fucking moron.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Also telltale sign of a midwit is saying nuanced.
Like, I mean, like, I don't think anyone actually knows what nuanced even means.
Like, it's just like, if there is like a, like, like, if there's multiple interpretations of something, people, people think that they can just like interchangeably use the word nuanced or nuanced.
But it's kind of like how like when podcasters talk, not you, but like some people will be like, yeah, so Trump, right?
So we know that he's running for president, right?
And then, you know, what he's going to do, right, is that he's proposing all these crazy, like they just say right, like they're like they want approval from their listeners.
So they have to say right after each thing.
But yeah, he like Mark Cuban does come off as a midwit.
But I mean, I'll give him credit.
I mean, he is a successful businessman.
I forgot where he originally made most of his money at.
I mean, obviously, now you eat shock.
elijah schaffer
Well, you're saying that people with the last name Cuban often are very successful businessmen and often are not that smart, but they're extremely dishonest and manipulative.
michael mendoza
Well, got to watch out for those Cubans.
They run the media.
unidentified
But I think it's interesting his criticism because you can kind of like flip them against the opposite side and say the exact same thing.
Yeah, just I don't think he's a midwit, but I think He's obviously saying that for a reason because you could say, like, well, Kamal's not smart or this or that, and you know, or all the same criticisms, not ethical, smart, whatever.
I think he has a reasonable point, but it's like, okay, then why support the other person?
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And then that's the other thing that he's saying, too.
He's like talking about Trump's character.
I'm like, I wonder what Mark Cuban thinks about Obama's character.
Like, I mean, Obama, like, so, first of all, I think that any politician just in general probably is a sociopath.
And that's probably including Trump.
But I mean, you know, kind of him myself, too.
elijah schaffer
Like, I think anyone who's anyone who does like anything like media.
Like media or politics is like really crazy.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because when I think about my life, it's like I can't run for politics.
I've been a fucking retard for like 30 years.
michael mendoza
And honestly, I've been saying this for seven, eight years since Trump's been on the scene.
But it's like, I like, I would prefer that someone be a sociopath and be honest about it, which I mean, Trump isn't so specifically honest about that, but I mean, he'll tell you what he's thinking rather than Obama, who like gets up there and he has his affectation, how he talks.
He's very measured how he speaks.
He has advisors.
unidentified
Yeah.
It's a good time.
michael mendoza
By the way, that video seemed like a Trump or like a Obama impersonator.
It didn't even seem like him.
It was so, it was so Obama.
elijah schaffer
No, it is how he does.
unidentified
He's always like, me and Michelle, we got married in 1939.
elijah schaffer
I remember back when I was in high school, everyone was saying that Obama was a good, like a really good orator, right?
That was like a big thing.
Like, oh, he's really good.
And I was like, he just goes, ah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, he's not that good.
Now, here's the point.
So I want to go back.
I want to keep on Cuban here.
Because we're going to kind of go into Trump.
Because look, everyone's waiting for this.
Trump spoke before some Israeli flags and did one of the funniest things that I think he's ever done in all of history.
Okay.
And we'll get to it.
I think it's one of the funniest things he's ever done.
Unintentionally hilarious.
It's sort of like this thing that he does, where it was funny the first time he did it.
And now it's just kind of like, you know, it's just too much now.
michael mendoza
Well, like, he was doing it for a long time, and then people started to catch on to it.
elijah schaffer
Right.
michael mendoza
And now they're making two things.
But I mean, he's been doing that for years.
And just like in the last six months, they've like started to.
elijah schaffer
Right.
But that's why I'm like, I'm happy about this.
But, but, uh, but this, see, this is the funniest thing.
But Cuban, you know, has been going on about, you know, Trump and Musk.
And I have my own, you know, issues with Twitter.
I think it's worse today than it ever's been.
I'm not joking.
I think Twitter is way worse.
This is from someone who was in the highest censorship times.
I think that it's like you knew where you would get censored back in the day.
It's kind of like YouTube.
It's like, you know what you can and cannot say.
It's pretty clear.
And now it's like you just have to get commented on by Musk in order to get it to get your stuff working well.
And this is from someone, by the way, I'm not bitching.
I want to say this.
And this is not for any other reason.
I've gotten several million impressions on the app today, but that's normal because I have a big following on there.
And so that's equitable to what my following is.
However, that app fucking blows in terms of like the algorithm does suck.
So before, I'm not going to shit on Cuban.
The algorithm sucks because they change it all the time.
And Linda Yaccarino, who's the main person in charge of advertising and everything, I don't know if you saw her celebrating the pagers blowing up.
unidentified
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
Coming up on the show.
unidentified
No.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's only on censor, by the way, because all of our episodes like messed up this week.
But she's like, she put like a boom under the like talking about it.
unidentified
Yeah.
mark cuban
Boom.
elijah schaffer
Well, here he is complaining about Musk.
And I'm saying, look, I just think he's, I don't think he's on the money here.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And that's for being a Cuban, Cubans are usually on the money.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So this is crazy.
Watch.
mark cuban
I mean, look at Elon, right?
Elon and being one of those powerful people.
He's trying to be the most influential man in the world.
It sounds like a commercial, but literally, that's what Twitter is.
jon stewart
I've got to say, I think he might be that.
I don't even think he's trying to be.
When you talk about somebody who is setting up satellite links for war zones and also controlling discourse in the most important media platforms, I think he's the most powerful.
mark cuban
Because Twitter is in almost every country, right?
And so Twitter gives him the ability to connect to the prime minister, the head of every country in the world.
That's right.
And that person, whoever's in charge of that country, has an interest in what happens on Twitter.
And what happens on Twitter, because of the control of the algorithms being the biggest user, is all dependent on Elon Musk.
He literally, wherever his thumb wants to go, he gets to push us harder.
jon stewart
And he certainly, I mean, he's transparent about where he wants things to go.
I think he's very clear that civil war is inevitable.
Right.
And that white people are under concern.
Right.
It'll be like, civil war is inevitable.
And then he'll write underneath there.
Hmm.
You know.
Kind of an understatement on there.
But I can't decide whether or not it's better to know exactly where he stands and know where he's going to be put the thumb on.
Because he's not, he's clearly a very bright guy.
And he has a media empire that has the largest reach and most influence of anything on the face of the earth.
And there's no question he's going to leverage it in this election.
No question.
mark cuban
But the crazy part is he has more impact globally than he does domestically, in my opinion, right?
Because when you go on X, you see a preponderance of right-leaning people.
You don't see a lot.
jon stewart
They're all over my for you.
I've never clicked on any of these.
mark cuban
That's the whole thing.
That's the way algorithms work, right?
jon stewart
What?
mark cuban
Yes.
jon stewart
They do the opposite of what I want to do.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so first we had Mark Cuban with Tyler Cohen.
And then now we have Mark Cuban with John Jon Stewart.
No, Jon Stewart.
unidentified
What did you say, Mike?
michael mendoza
Leibovitz.
That's his original name.
elijah schaffer
Wait, so wait, but there's a Stewart sitting down with a Cuban with a Cohen, right?
This is not Stewart.
I thought his name was Jon Stewart.
unidentified
Well, is that a Polish name?
michael mendoza
I have no idea, but, you know, Leibowitz.
Your best friend is the early life section.
elijah schaffer
Why am I craving bagels?
Remember, bagels, they even circumcise their bread.
It's got a hole in the middle.
Okay, so it's funny, though.
It is weird, right?
It is weird.
Like all the videos we're seeing are the same group of people that make up like 0.4% of the world's population, but somehow every clip we're watching, it's the same people on air.
It is driving me nuts.
But I will say, because we're going to kind of flow into this, it's kind of crazy because what I hear is a bunch of billionaires complaining that they are not as rich as the other person.
Because I want to remind you, you know, he just offered to buy X.
I don't know if you know about this.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So according to this, he offered to buy X.
And there was quite a few opportunities here.
And I thought Musk kind of came back with a really good explanation.
Musk said, Mark Cuban could never afford X, but I could buy the Mavericks.
In fact, I could buy the Mavericks 55 times and still have plenty left over because 4.5 billion.
And he bought Twitter for $55 billion.
And also, isn't that weird posting AI pictures of yourself?
That's the parody, I guess.
That's what it is.
Okay, that's the parody.
But he did post what Elon Musk did post on this one was, dude, you're a few dollars too short.
Because Mark Cuban's worth like $9.6 billion or something like that.
michael mendoza
I think less than that.
I think half of that, actually.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so he posted that he was like worth like $9.6 billion.
And then, yeah, he couldn't afford to buy Twitter.
So Mark was complaining that he's using Twitter to turn the world into what he wants and then turns around and goes, go, can I buy it?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Right, exactly.
Yeah.
Well, so also he was offering to buy Fox News, I think, too, which is just like, okay, now you're a little out of your depth.
I mean, I think he was way out of his depth with trying to buy Twitter because I mean, like, I mean, it is crazy thinking about if you've ever been to a basketball game or to like a major sporting event, I mean, you just see all the commerce that's going around.
There's people with merch, there's people that's like buying drinks and food.
Obviously, the people on the court are getting paid millions and millions or sometimes hundreds of millions of dollars.
But it's crazy to think that a team is only $4.5 billion, which is, you know, by the way, they were like in the playoffs.
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry, but $4.5 billion for a sports internet sounds really expensive to me.
michael mendoza
Well, but then Twitter is 10 times that, which, you know, just an influence alone, the advertising, I can kind of see why, but it's just, it's crazy just to think about that disparity.
elijah schaffer
Well, think about this.
michael mendoza
Talk about this.
elijah schaffer
How much is it?
Okay, so I get people like to talk about money about this stuff because I think it's interesting.
And I'm one of the few people I think that's very honest about where I get my money, who I work with, what's going on.
And I'm glad because I've been offered money by Russians, as we've talked about, I didn't take it.
But let's talk about the value of what Twitter is.
So if I make a tweet for somebody, right?
To make one tweet, the least I would be getting paid to make one tweet is $200.
Okay.
The most I've been paid was $13,000, a little over $13,000 for one tweet.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And that was because it was a performance-based tweet.
So it was like, you can tweet this plus performance.
On average, on average, I'm paid at least once per day or twice per day to put out a tweet for some for somebody.
And I'm always open to what they are.
I don't tweet things.
I don't tweet ideas I don't believe in.
They're very clearly like ads or things that are out there.
On average, for about five tweets, for about five tweets, you usually get paid somewhere about $1,000 to $1,200 in a package.
And sometimes if it's something more like a betting agency for something, you'll get maybe $3,000 for four tweets.
Okay.
So when you look at that value of like how much it costs to have influence and to put that out there, you know, when you, when, I mean, I know people that are getting paid 115,000, I know one friend of mine is getting paid $115,000 plus a month just for tweeting stuff out for people.
michael mendoza
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Like that's over $1.2 million a year for just tweeting.
And some of your favorite accounts, I won't say who, are making like 50 to 60 grand per month.
These ones that have millions of people that are tweeting this woke stuff, including the Elon Bucks and the outside influence.
That being said, so that's just like one account with a couple million followers making 50, 60 grand a month off of their influence.
Now, imagine you own the algorithm to that app with what?
20% of Americans are active on Twitter?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Right?
And that doesn't include the global population.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
I mean, to me, I know that they oversold it at $55 billion so that they oversold it so that he wouldn't buy it because I thought he wouldn't buy it because it was stupid.
It's probably worth somewhere like $20,000, $25 billion, the intellectual property.
I still think that that's why he bought it because it was worth it.
I think social media is more important than owning a TV network.
What happened here?
I heard someone too.
What was that?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, we know.
Yeah, but yeah, so there's that.
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unidentified
We got Earl Gray and Mike.
elijah schaffer
I'm telling you guys, you know, we're about, we're about, like, after I have my kid, we'll open it back up to on Fridays.
Sometimes you guys can come as the audience.
And honestly, only if you're if I shit test you could you ever possibly come on the show.
Meaning if you're weird, you're allowed to come over, we're all weird, but if you're gonna sit around and be weird on the show, I don't want to ruin everyone's night with that.
But I will tell you this, um, we have had a lot of you guys on shows before in the in the past and I want to keep the, the studio, open.
So starting uh, I think like maybe towards mid-end November, we're gonna have a, an email that you can email and we can vet you.
And if you want to come out on a Friday to come to a showing and hang out and get cigars afterwards or whatever, I used to do it all the time, and still I have a friend sitting in here that I met through hanging out on the show too.
So you know notes noticer, I am hangs out here all the time, except he's not weird and I did, didn't?
I tell you he can't be one of those guys that doesn't wear deodorant and like stinks up the place.
It's a big, big pet peeve of mine.
michael mendoza
Oh yeah, oh yeah, he got the van man deodorant.
Another uh, van man.
unidentified
Oh, you got.
elijah schaffer
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Check it out, all right.
Um, I want to talk about this.
No kids, so let's talk about the twitter thing.
Mike, what I mean by this is, like i'm I try to explain to people.
That's why, when you ask why people are disingenuous in this, in this field, why are they disingenuous when i'm talking about selling out, like how Mark's mad, they're not selling out for a few bucks?
Everybody in media is pretty much rich.
Yeah okay, everyone in media is pretty much also happens to be Jewish um, or sympathetic, and so, when it comes to the influence, I think that Elon Musk did not buy uh, I think Elon Musk did not buy X because he cares about patriotism.
I think that without a strong national identity and we've talked about this on the show and without free speech, he'll never be able to train ai or have a center that's safe, that can guarantee his uh, his companies are, Are guarded and protected.
If he can't have the United States be the center of global trade and finance, his companies are at risk of extortion, of bleeding, like we see in Brazil.
And also, he wants AI to be autonomous.
And with the woke parameters on AI, he cannot train his AI legally to be what he wants it to be.
So he cares about these things for ulterior motives.
I think he is satanic a little bit.
He wears bathomet.
He's talked a lot about these things.
His kids grew up trans.
He's extremely confused about being a father and what it means.
I'm not judging him.
I just think I don't think he's God.
But I do think Cuban's just jealous.
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, definitely.
Well, yeah.
And so one thing I was going to say to you is it is kind of interesting that Mark Cuban is so fixated.
Like it does seem like there's a little bit of envy going on there.
Because obviously, I mean, like anything that Elon has ever dipped his hand into, he's been super successful.
I mean, like, I mean, he has a successful car company, which, you know, I get they have a lot of government subsidies.
That's kind of what kept them afloat to like brought to bring them to the point that they are nowadays.
But I think it's a little bit of envy in there.
I also think it's interesting.
One thing that I noticed from that interview is that, you know, obviously I follow a lot of right-wing people.
So like I know what I'm getting on my timeline.
It's, you know, a certain crowd.
And then if it's not that certain crowd, it's people who are auxiliary to those people.
But even people who are very left-wing, like Mark Cuban or John Liebowitz, Jon Stewart, they're even getting a bunch of right-wing content.
So it is interesting that they're even getting that.
And like, you know, I can see why they would be annoyed with that.
But at the same time, I mean, we dealt with that on social media for years prior to Elon buying Twitter.
And I mean, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, it all still leans left.
And it's just like, you know, they can't handle the heat for what?
I mean, he's had it for probably a year now.
And then now it's right-wing and they're complaining about it.
It's the worst thing in the world.
It's just kind of funny to think about.
So it is.
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Oh, okay.
That's sick.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Because the show with Mark went down too.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
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Hey, we're
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coming back here.
And it turns out that, welcome back to the show.
For those that are here, we're very happy.
unidentified
Uh, we're very happy to be back live.
elijah schaffer
You know, um, we've been talking a lot about a lot of ethnicities on this show here, and I do like to shit on everyone equally.
So, I wanted to just before we transition to talking about Israel to mention a runner-up: Asians, you haven't heard about them in a while since they destroyed the world with COVID, or whatever that was.
And you know, I mean, already think about this.
michael mendoza
They think about this, think about this.
elijah schaffer
They essentially just took what they do on the streets every day when they drive, right?
Make us all afraid for our lives.
You never know what's going on.
And they translated it into a virus.
Well, the stereotype that Asians have squinty eyes and they can't see is not really going to be lifted off here because, you know, have you ever lived around?
This is actually a good question.
unidentified
Have any of you guys lived around Asians before?
No, I don't think so.
elijah schaffer
You lived around blacks before.
michael mendoza
Technically, I have, but I mean, so I actually lived around Indians and Pakistanis, and it didn't smell like shit either.
It was actually, I mean, they had a lot of really good food.
They were actually pleasant people.
I mean, it was way better than living around blacks.
I'll say that.
elijah schaffer
Oh, Indians lived in my house before I was in there, and we had to cover the house with the blood of Christ.
It was so disgusting when I moved in.
But no, so you know, people say, well, Asians, can they not see what's going on?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Apparently, that's true.
So there was a zoo in Ching Chang, Pangjing.
I don't even know what it said.
And they got caught because they had painted dogs to look like pandas, and nobody noticed until they started barking.
And someone's like, hey, this might actually not be pandas.
michael mendoza
Did no one anticipate them barking?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the direct quote from the article, they interviewed Jared Wu, and he said, a panda.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
That was the direct quote.
michael mendoza
By the way, so by the way, I actually used to know a girl that had last name Wu.
And then we'd be like, oh, yeah, you know, because her name, well, I want to say her first name, but we were like, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
Like, you know, her first name, Wu.
And she was like, not Wu, Wu.
And I was like, Wu.
And she was like, no, no, no, no.
Not Wu, Wu.
Because, like, people, like, Americans just like add this extra W onto that sound.
And she's like, it's not Wu.
So just like, it's, it's how specific they are with their language.
elijah schaffer
Asians shouldn't be correcting anyone on anything except for math, especially with R's and L's.
Exactly.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Also, on top of that, I knew someone named Dam Ding who was a Vietnamese guy.
And, you know, he was better than me at math, but they all are.
Check this out.
That's ridiculous.
To be fair, and I don't mean this figuratively.
I could picture my dad.
He met my dad.
You've met my dad, right?
I can picture my dad being like, it's so bizarre.
I was at the Chinese zoo and the dog and the pandas were barking.
Did you know the pandas bark?
And you would probably just go with it because you assume you're not being lied to.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But Asians are biggest scammers in the world.
unidentified
Is this in Asia or is this somewhere else?
elijah schaffer
This is China.
unidentified
Oh, that's China.
Maybe they've never seen a dog.
michael mendoza
No, they see it.
elijah schaffer
Dinner every night.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Dog.
elijah schaffer
Roast dinner.
Have you tried dog?
michael mendoza
Actually, no, I haven't.
elijah schaffer
No.
michael mendoza
No.
Have you tried it?
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I worked in China.
I didn't partake in their savagery.
You know, there's two countries I don't think I can visit again, and that would be China and Israel.
But not again, Israel.
I just don't.
My dad was trying to convince.
We were out on a Lubricate, what is it?
Lubrication.
unidentified
We were selling lube.
elijah schaffer
We were selling lube because Dalla Diddy's not buying it.
michael mendoza
It's called the lubrication station.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
So we were buying lube.
And, you know, my dad's a big Israel supporter.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
As we all are here.
michael mendoza
I was going to say that too.
unidentified
He's big into lube.
elijah schaffer
A big lube enthusiast.
He's big into lube.
Big bottles, little bottles.
Some slippery stuff, you know?
Just like Melania.
But no, he was basically telling me that I need to visit Israel.
And I was telling him that a very prominent creator, you know, I've been off the Israel trip many times, offered me a trip earlier this year, a fully paid trip, to go visit the site of October 7th, just to try to change my mind on some things.
And I thought that was nice because I don't think they realize that those people probably would kill me.
They're like, oh, by the way, if we need to get a hold of you, here's a pager.
You know?
michael mendoza
I know.
Oops.
Like, I would love to go to Israel, but I mean, I'm just like, I'm just worried that I'm going to go and then they're going to, yeah, they would blow up my phone or they would do something nefarious.
Like, I've been tied in with too many people on the dissident alt-right, whatever you want to call it, that, you know, if I go, if I go over there, they're going to have their eyes on me, and I don't want that to happen for sure.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you work for this show.
Like, I mean, that's not really exactly the best start of it.
That actually reminds me, I had a tweet that accidentally went viral.
Sometimes I'm like retarded.
Other days I'm also retarded.
But sometimes what I do actually gets some views, which is kind of interesting.
michael mendoza
It's always the ones that you don't think either.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
This one went decently.
It didn't go viral.
I mean, it only got 350,000 views, so I wouldn't call it viral.
But I would say, I said, after the pagers blew up, I put a gif of the Twin Towers and said, so Israel does have secret ways to blow things up after all.
Yeah, that was a.
Wait, where is that?
There you go.
I just think they're like, oh, Israel can't have secret ways to put explosives into things, and then they just do it.
I want to look at this anti-Semitism thing.
So we got to talk about this next topic here.
So we were talking about Mark Cuban and Jon Stewart and Tyler Cohen, which what do they all share in common?
They are show hosts.
unidentified
Yes.
michael mendoza
Rich show hosts.
Well, rich white man.
Rich white man.
Yeah, rich white men.
elijah schaffer
Well, he has a TV show.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Right.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
A lot of people were getting mad at Donald Trump because he really likes defending everyone and helping everyone and talking about making everyone's life great again, except for the people.
michael mendoza
Except for white people.
elijah schaffer
Except for white people and for Christians.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And someone brought up the fact that he did tell Christians he was going to fight for them.
And I said, but regularly.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
I once liked black girls and it was after nine drinks.
No, I'm just kidding.
But I'm saying we all once liked certain things and we don't like them anymore.
So he explains that he's going to use his administration to fight anti-Semitism, which is a made-up word.
So listen.
donald j trump
All across our land, you've seen Jewish Americans harassed and attacked and terrorized by anti-Semites and Hamas sympathizers.
I can't believe what we've been witnessing over the last year.
Actually, I've watched it in great detail.
I've watched it and I've watched it take place.
It's hard to believe.
Yet, despite presiding over this explosion of anti-Semitism, Kamala Harris has done absolutely nothing.
She has not lifted a single finger to protect you or to protect your children or to even protect you with words.
I'm here today to tell the Jewish American community that this ugly tide of anti-Semitic, pro-Hamas bigotry and hate will be turned back and crushed starting at noon on January 20th, 2025.
elijah schaffer
Bro, they're already trying to kill you.
You don't have to keep sucking up to them.
michael mendoza
Right.
It's very ominous, by the way.
And by the way, this is completely off topic, but can you go back to that screen real quick?
Notice that Fox puts their view count, and I'm guessing that's from their live stream.
It's like, hey, you guys are on broadcast television, and they have 55,000 live yours.
elijah schaffer
That's their live.
That's like Fox Live.
We have that here on the screen because for those of us that can't afford anything, because the show runs on, we used to get paid in Trident Gum.
Do you know about that?
michael mendoza
Layers.
Trident Gum.
elijah schaffer
Trident Layers.
Yeah.
Trident Layers Gum.
And now we just get paid with Shekels.
But, you know, the Shekels aren't really going far.
But this is a live stream, and you know they're hurting for viewership because if you're advertising how many people view their show, like we have 1.1,000 watching Just on Rumble.
michael mendoza
Oh, nice.
elijah schaffer
Which makes us basically one of the least popular shows.
michael mendoza
And that's not even counting HTTP 30,000 on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, or 450,000 people that don't watch the show.
You know what I mean?
Which is the majority.
No, no, Fox is kind of like dipping out.
All I want to say is this.
It is a bit interesting.
Chat, I want to hear where you stand on this matter.
Let's get ones in the chats if you're big supporters of Israel.
9-11 in the chat if you're not.
And then we'll get 666 in the chat if you are neither way and you side with the devil because you're not paying attention.
So ones in the chats if you support 9-11s if you're against them.
And 66666s if you are not involved in the world because you don't care about the world and you're a bitch.
michael mendoza
And then three for Hawk Tua.
elijah schaffer
Best podcast, by the way.
Yeah.
Last episode, they were talking about the difference of different ships.
Remember that?
In the 16th century.
It's a very informative podcast.
So we got a few 666s.
Let me get the chat up actually here.
I can bring this on.
michael mendoza
I got a Hawk Tua in the chat.
I saw that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, where is this?
michael mendoza
All right, one Hawk Tua.
elijah schaffer
Let me go to full screen here.
michael mendoza
Oh, we're getting multiple Hawk Tuas.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So we're getting a lot.
I mean, they're coming up in the chat here.
Let me see.
Boom, All right.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Not a lot of ones.
michael mendoza
Now we're going to go through and count each one individually.
elijah schaffer
So no, we're not going to do that because the show is useless, but not that useless.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So speaking of the devil, though, everyone's getting pretty mad because Zion Don is really, really trying to let Jews know that he loves them.
Now, even if you love Israel, I was trying to tell my dad this.
Like, you have the right to love Israel, right?
Everybody loves a toxic girl because the sex is good, but the relationship is bad.
That's kind of what I feel like Protestant Christians are with Israel.
It's like they think that she's going to give them something that she's not.
It's like a toxic ex, right?
And they just keep slashing your tires and they're not even giving you good sex.
They're just ruining your life.
And then you're like, one day they're going to come back and be around, baby.
I know you.
They keep messing things up.
I go, you know, it is interesting that at the end of all of this, you know, foreskin sucking, that they're still voting about 75% for Kamala Harris.
Like, it just came out.
All he does is pander and pander and pander.
And I'm going to flip the script here and say, I'm supporting him.
I'm not coming against him.
I know the Groipers aren't voting for him.
Yeah.
I know they're not.
I'm different than that, though.
I am voting for him.
But like, dude, could you stop the pandering to people who don't like you?
michael mendoza
Yeah, please.
Well, it's funny, too, because, you know, I'm actually, well, I guess I shouldn't talk about that.
Never mind.
But I was going to say is that, like, you know, the one person that he won't pander to is white people who are his base.
And I mean, God forbid he ever said anything.
Like, you know, if someone showed up at a rally wearing a whites for Trump t-shirt or something, it would be all over the news in a bad way, which is ironic because, I mean, how much of his voter base is actually just like white working class people?
But, you know, he gets up there.
I was actually just thinking about this the other day, but he'll get up there with all these rappers, some rappers who I don't even know.
And I actually keep up with music and keep up with rap somewhat nowadays.
But like he'll get up there with these rappers.
Like, yeah, like this kind of guy.
And I would have thought that was the coolest thing six years ago, but now it makes me think, I'm like, wait, what movement am I a part of anymore?
Like, this isn't the movement that, like, you know, like, I became a part of this movement to get away from that.
And then now it's like, you know, Pop Smoke's not alive right now, but like something like Pop Smoke is going to show up at like a Trump rally.
It's just weird.
Or like Lil Pump.
Is that Trump rally is now?
It's just like a weird thing.
elijah schaffer
I call that jerking off.
Little pump.
It's El Micron.
I found the stickers, by the way.
People don't know this.
This show, we used to have a name for my micropenis, El Micron.
And then I stuck them on the back of my son's back.
And we have them here, actually.
All the stickers are here.
Everyone here will get free stickers.
I don't know who made them, but somebody sent him about 5,000 stickers for people.
You're supposed to give them to people who have a micro penis and you hand them to them.
And it has this little Mexican guy named El Micron.
Yeah, El Micron.
But we do have those.
I just thought, since we were talking about Diddy and we were having a lot of dick jokes tonight for that sake, that we would maybe bring that up.
I think we actually have the stickers here.
Do you know where they are, actually?
Do you know?
I think they're in there, right?
unidentified
Yeah, they were.
elijah schaffer
Can you grab those, actually?
I want to give them out here.
I used to just ship stickers to people.
Okay, but here's the funny part about this.
So I mentioned that there would be something redeeming.
So Trump, everyone's mad because he is like, oh, I'm going to fight for Israel.
I think it's actually hilarious.
Trump and Kamala did one of the funniest things.
He legitimately.
spit on that thing yeah well he legitimately uh decided that he was going to wait to talk about ending usury at his rally for jews which i thought was yeah i like that's no No connection there.
michael mendoza
No correlation at all.
Just crazy coincidence.
elijah schaffer
No, he doesn't get a lot of people.
He doesn't get a lot of people mentioning or cheering for him when he says he's going to cut down credit card rates at a Jewish rally, which I thought was kind of weird.
Why would Jews not be happy about cutting down interest rates?
michael mendoza
By the way, that's the first time he's ever talked about that.
I've never heard that before.
And by the way, going from 25% to 10%, like for like a multi-billion, maybe trillion dollar industry, that's a pretty substantial thing.
It's kind of just interesting that he would even float that at some kind of Jewish event.
It's just really funny.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, check this out.
So here it is.
He talks about he's going to cut credit card rates.
And we're going to talk a little about credit.
Then we'll talk, we'll get into some black people stuff, which we have to.
It's a Friday night, so we can't not talk about black people.
It's got to be a good night tonight.
But listen to this.
This is hilarious.
donald j trump
And to help Americans who are buried in crushing credit card debt under the Kamala Harris economy, we will have a temporary 10% cap on credit card interest rates because they're paying 20 and 25% and they're getting decimated.
So it'll be a temporary 10% cap.
But look, this is...
elijah schaffer
Silence in the entire room.
Silence.
Can we talk about that?
This is actually huge.
And this is why people say, oh, you're shitting on Trump recently.
No, this is what I want to hear.
This is the Trump that I want.
Like, I think, I know that I want death penalty for people that get abortions and kill children.
Okay.
I do.
I don't want women to vote.
I don't like that.
You know, I think that we should ban usury and make it illegal.
And anyone who pushes it should be executed personally.
But I know that we live in a real world where a lot of that stuff is just my fantasies, right?
This is the stuff that I would want in a country, not stuff that's that's probable or possible.
And when someone says something like, we're going to cut down what users can charge people by 66%, that gets my ears perked up.
And this is a serious thing.
This is not like a joke.
It's like, wait a second.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Credit card companies, okay, it's going to be really hard to ban credit.
And I use credit for my company.
I don't have any like compounding debt.
I make money from credit card companies.
But there was one time where I had over $30,000 in credit card debt.
And it was scary.
It was frightening.
And, you know, to allow people to charge this kind of money onto these cards and give them these balances and then open up new cards and then get the balance transfers, that is abuse on your population.
And so by putting a message out like this, and so I want to say congratulations to Trump, put the users on notice.
Maybe this is, maybe it's, you know, he's at a Jewish rally talking about stopping interest on loans.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's, that's diabolical.
michael mendoza
Only thing is, is like, you know, I'm not going to get too excited about it too because he has this tone.
Like, you know, when he goes off script, he'll be like speaking off the cuff and he's very animated.
He's very funny.
He just like says what he feels.
But then he has this other tone where like he just feels like, and, you know, I don't think this is all for script, which is what's confusing about it because I mean, there's no way that like his script writer gave him a script to go to this Jewish thing talking about banning usury.
So but like he has this tone where he's just like, and we're going to ban credit card debt and blah, blah, whatever.
Like it just, it just doesn't seem very sincere.
But I mean, but like how you were saying, I mean, I like the general direction in which it's going.
But I mean, you know, last person who tried that was JFK, right?
Oh, well, I was, I was thinking a little bit farther back in history.
It didn't work out too well for him.
So.
elijah schaffer
Oh.
Was he a painter or something?
michael mendoza
No, Andrew Jackson's kidnapping.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I was wondering that.
What do you think about that, though?
Honestly, with usury, because usury is an international problem.
It's like usury is like an international cartel issue, like mafia coming together and you already have a fiat currency, which has no, you know, substantial value.
Then you have that, that already push into digitization.
So it's not even a physical note anymore.
It's just numbers on a screen.
And then you charge people compounding interest.
Look, guys, in the chat, let's be honest here for a second.
Please be here in the chat.
Ones if you have, I don't want to hear if you have credit card debt if you have a company and you like, you know, you use your credit well to get your benefits.
Ones in the chat if you have credit card debt that is actually kind of scares you a little bit.
That's relative.
If you're not making a lot of money, do it.
One's in the chat.
Twos in the chat if you don't use credit at all or you don't have it.
Like, I mean, that's fine.
Just two, two's in the chat.
But ones if you honestly feel like you have credit card debt that's making you sink loans, you know, whatever that is.
I mean, that's kind of crazy.
I imagine most people don't, but a lot of people probably do.
Probably like 12%, 20%.
Yeah, it looks like maybe 20% of people, maybe.
I don't know.
michael mendoza
I was seeing news articles too about how people are kind of en masse not paying back their credit card or credit card debt and their student loans.
And honestly, I saw a video the other day where someone was talking about what would happen if everyone just stopped paying their debt.
They kind of couldn't come after everyone.
I know it sounds like kind of a crackpot thing to do.
It probably is, but it is kind of a funny idea to entertain.
What if everyone just didn't pay their debt back?
unidentified
And what do they usually do if you would just skip out on your student?
michael mendoza
Collections.
It goes to collections.
unidentified
They would take your car.
michael mendoza
But it even collections.
So like, okay, say you max out a credit card for $10,000 and then you don't pay it back.
Then pretty much what they'll do is they'll be like, okay, like, okay, we'll settle for $5,000.
And, you know, like, I mean, you make out like a bandit with doing that, but then your credit takes a huge hit.
So it's kind of like give and take with that stuff.
But yeah, I mean, it would be interesting if like everyone just like maxed out their credit cards, didn't pay out their car loans, didn't pay their mortgage.
unidentified
Well, I tried that.
So I tried.
elijah schaffer
I tried that.
So I graduated college with like several hundred thousand dollars in debt.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
That was really interesting.
My dad told me it was a good idea, actually.
He said it was.
unidentified
And it was at the time.
elijah schaffer
At the time, it was a good idea.
michael mendoza
Well, you're using it now.
So yeah, why not?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, except for the fact, and it's almost paid off.
But I tried not paying it.
And reminding you, like, when I got out of college, it was like almost $1,600 worth of monthly payments out the back.
michael mendoza
Wow, that's crazy.
elijah schaffer
You graduate and you're asking for like $1,600 a month.
And it was going up to over two.
And, you know, I tried not paying.
And essentially, like, I got harassed to the point to where I felt like I was a hot girl walking down New York streets, you know?
It's kind of nice, actually.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And they would call me, they'd be like, where's my money?
I'd be like, call me a slut.
Call me a bitch.
You know, slap me.
Yeah.
Slap me.
Put some baby oil on.
No, but I felt it was actually scary.
And I think what people don't realize is it's this constant state of fear that you live in when you're in debt.
And that's what it is.
It makes you feel weak.
It makes you feel like your body's circumcised.
You know what I mean?
Like something's removed that was meant to be there.
And it makes you feel powerless.
Every time you have money, it has to go towards that.
You don't get to think about nice cars you want to buy or to get your kids something beautiful or to go on a vacation.
You just have to pay off the debt.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, I mean, $1,600 a month is insane.
It was for a month, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, for one month.
michael mendoza
That's, yeah, that's insane.
elijah schaffer
I mean, I still pay right now.
I have about $36,000 left, which I actually am keeping open and telling me to buy a house because I need that loan because it's got like, it keeps my loan open, like the 15 years, you know, like that, the loan length.
michael mendoza
Oh, uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I have to keep the loan open until I buy a house, period.
But even now, refinancing that loan down to like 4.2%, I still pay like 700-something bucks a month minimum.
I mean, I pay more on it per month, way more than that.
But it's like, I think it's like a $7.55 a month minimum.
michael mendoza
That's insane.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
Well, yeah.
So I think the most I ever paid at, and by the way, I went to art school and dropped out.
I mean, like, you actually went for a real, for a real majority.
elijah schaffer
To get people cancer, yeah.
michael mendoza
Like, yeah, well, I mean, it's perceived to be like a real, like, it's like a medical field or whatever.
Whereas I was like doing, I was on Photoshop, which is something that I just learned by myself eventually.
So, where'd you learn how to be gay?
Oh, San Francisco, actually.
Yeah.
So.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I went to school.
I learned that too.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Did he say?
michael mendoza
Yeah, Diddy's house.
Yeah, exactly.
Wow.
Wasn't LA.
That's the other part of California.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I want to switch topics.
I want to close out the night with some black people.
Yes.
michael mendoza
Much like Diddy.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
You put more music in here.
I only have one song.
michael mendoza
The songs like the Streamy Art testing song.
You know what I'm talking about?
elijah schaffer
Black people.
They're everywhere.
Sometimes where you don't want them.
michael mendoza
Man, that's crazy.
unidentified
But you gotta not ignore them because if you do, it's your own peril.
elijah schaffer
You might be getting yourself some delicious soul food, maybe even a great deal, or you might be getting shot for your J's.
It's always a gamble when it comes to these people.
They salt their food, and just like the flavor that you can tell is way too intense, so are they everywhere you go?
Black people.
Amen.
All right, that was great.
michael mendoza
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
So I like to make people famous.
And I like to spend a lot of time in black-dominated areas of social media.
Everyone knows that.
It's like a kink.
It's like a pain fetish.
Yeah.
Right.
So I found this girl.
And she had put up this video in Black Talk, which is Black Talk.
And, you know, people have pointed out that her rack, you know, she's showing her boobs.
So she's looking for attention.
michael mendoza
Right.
Black talk is really big, too.
It's a big black talk.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They like to talk and sometimes loud in movie theaters too.
So the thing is, is people pointed out this, something important.
She's dolled up and she's filming herself with her breath showing, which shows that she's trying to get attention.
I just want to start by saying something.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
And this video, I won't give you any context, but this video got several million views in Black Talk.
Now, how do I know it's from Black Talk?
Because the comments were all victimizing the black girl.
Okay.
And I like to take this stuff and put it onto Twitter and flip the script on them.
And then I get black people printing pictures of my mom and peeing on them and smoking them and blunts and stuff.
In order to prove that they're not a bad community, they make fun of dead people and that liked people that were minorities, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And that's really makes sense, right?
It's doing the Lord's work.
Now, watch this segment here.
And I just want you to pay attention because we're going to talk about a lot of intricate problems.
Check this out.
unidentified
So every time we come here, they never take our order first.
And this table came here after us, and they're getting their order taken first.
My mom's thinking.
I don't know how you feel, but you're not feeling the vibes.
I just don't feel like walking anymore.
Anything, anything.
Come in.
Walk right back.
Let's leave.
You want to leave?
elijah schaffer
I can go at McDonald's.
unidentified
So we left.
That's also not how you talk to customers.
He said, let's get it.
Let's get it.
Bro.
If a man is shouting in your face, let's get it.
What are you going to do?
Get it?
No, I'm going to leave.
He didn't even apologize.
Yeah, he didn't even say sorry.
The table next to us just had to get cups.
Because, you know, they had to get cups.
elijah schaffer
No, for me.
Okay.
There's a lot to unpack here.
You probably know what I'm going to say.
unidentified
I brought up an interesting question.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Nice, nice rack.
Nice rack as well.
elijah schaffer
Nice rack.
Okay, so I said this girl is shocked.
She's not getting good service at a nice restaurant.
To the black community, please be honest.
Do you guys tip well?
20 to 25%.
Every server friend I've had, regardless of race or gender, even black friends, say that blacks rarely tip.
Is this true or cap?
michael mendoza
Chat, is this real?
elijah schaffer
It is real.
It is real.
Whatever Topia said, from my time working a delivery job, I would say whites tip 99% of the time, black men, 50%, and black women, 25%.
You know, former executive chef here, everyone, even our black employees, loathed when blacks came to the restaurant.
Hope that clears things up.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Hannah Kat said, every time we come here, they know her.
If she tipped well, they would know.
This is the key part of the video.
She's like, every time we go here, we were just talking about this today and making sure that at the Kratom Akava bar, you tip.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Because you get better service when you go places regularly.
And they actually do remember you.
If you go somewhere at least once a week, they start to remember you.
And if you tip, you get better service.
Everyone knows that.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Earl Gray, do you have any opinions on tipping?
I know that the European mind cannot comprehend it, but what's your take on that?
unidentified
I usually tip like 10 to 15% to blacks.
Until I read those comments, I was kind of on the black side because I've been in that position where somebody hasn't served you and it kind of sucks.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
They intentionally didn't serve you because you were a foreigner or whatever.
So it does suck.
I can understand where she's coming from.
elijah schaffer
Because Australians don't tip.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, we don't tip.
elijah schaffer
You tip here, though.
You've learned.
I've taught you.
Right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But also, black people, I think we'll let check this out.
The key thing here is I've run multiple restaurants.
This guy's name is Sativa.
His wife is Jalissa Indica.
I've run multiple restaurants, and your friends are correct.
The only people who tip worse are white men and suits.
I don't believe that.
No.
michael mendoza
Oh, stop.
Please stop.
elijah schaffer
Which white men?
Like the Cohens and the Cubans and the Stewarts?
Yeah, let's be honest.
michael mendoza
All right.
elijah schaffer
People who appear to be able to afford to tip are more likely to tip well or unable.
Asians and Arabs are the worst tippers, but by the way, are the worst customers.
Black are the worst customers.
I used to be a Bell Tenant in Detroit area.
The blacks were extremely demanding and bad tippers.
So fragile.
I walked into an Apple Bee's late one night in Augusta, Georgia.
It was down the street on the main drag.
Took me 15, 20 minutes.
Okay, I don't want to read all that.
Come on, Yapathon.
Like, come on.
That's like, that's crazy.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Did you ever work in retail at all, like in high school or anything?
elijah schaffer
Okay.
No, but I did run an entertainment company and built and ran a photo booth company.
So I worked in the service industry.
So yes, I worked in service, event service, but yeah.
michael mendoza
Because I just remember working in like clothing stores.
So, you know, like some shirts were hung up, some shirts were folded up.
But black people would come and then they would just unfold the shirts, look at them, and then just like go size by size and then just unfold them and then just leave them all out on the table, which like, you know, I'm not expecting them to fold it perfectly again, but at least make an effort.
Do like, you know, a little like half motion and then just lay it there.
Then I'll come, you know, figure it out later.
But yeah, they would just unfold everything, leave it there, and then just go about their merry way.
So yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And by the way, this is what I want to say.
When we talk about topics like this, who's that founder of the post-millennial who made that comment I sent to you?
michael mendoza
Oh, Matthew Israeli.
elijah schaffer
Matthew Israeli.
He's Jewish, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
Okay.
But anyway, that doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
You know, he wrote something on some comment.
He's like, though, the hypocrisy doesn't even begin to show itself about you and your show with your Hispanic producer and stuff.
michael mendoza
With my Shiksa wife.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, with my Shiksa.
What does that mean?
michael mendoza
Is that a Jewish phrase?
I think Shiksa means white.
Do you know?
elijah schaffer
What does that mean?
michael mendoza
Because you were laughing.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Well, it sounds like a lot of people.
michael mendoza
I think Shiksa means like a white.
So the joke was that I'm Hispanic and I have a white wife and then you're white.
You have a Jewish wife.
elijah schaffer
Oh, right.
Because my wife's Jewish.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So I just want to get this out.
Besides, I want to clarify here.
It's 100% true.
My wife is very, very, very Jewish.
michael mendoza
Right.
Okay.
Very good.
elijah schaffer
We got shalom in the home.
Yeah.
On the flip side, I think these people must be midwits.
By the way, I support post-millennial.
I work with a lot of them.
I've gotten drinks with these people.
I've worked with their employees.
They come on the show.
But it's funny because someone will see a segment like this and be like, oh, so you're a hypocrite because you have a Hispanic producer.
Well, he wears chapstick, so he's not that Hispanic.
michael mendoza
Lip gloss.
elijah schaffer
But on, yeah, lip gloss.
But on the flip side, I don't hate anyone.
Like, no one gets this.
What I'm doing is judging an entire group of people by all of their behavior consistently.
I'm not hating anyone individually, though.
And it's like, oh, you're a hypocrite.
I don't care.
I would hire a black.
I think someone was asking, would you hire a black guy?
michael mendoza
Yes, I would hire a black guy.
elijah schaffer
No, okay, but I'm joking though.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But I would, I would.
No, I'm saying I don't.
The racial thing, I would definitely hire a black person.
I don't actually care.
I know people say that's crazy, but I've met some really, really good friends who are black people.
All I'm saying is I've lived with black people.
I wouldn't do that again because they don't shower and they get a shea butter all over the remotes.
It's really disgusting.
But on the flip side, it's like, you know, when we talk about this stuff, I'm not, I'm pointing this out because someone needs to be honest.
The fact that the reason why black people don't get good service in public is because they honestly are shitty customers.
And I know this because I worked in the service industry and I never got tipped once by the black clients.
And guess what?
I'm actually a nice guy.
Whenever we had black clients, I went and serviced them, not my employees, because I knew they wouldn't get tipped.
So we had a service industry.
I'd put them out to the nice weddings and they would come.
It was kind of sad because even though I ran the company, so they'd be like, I got a $400 tip from this place.
And I'm like, oh, I got threatened.
You know what I mean?
A guy gave me a sip of his Hennessy and called me a spoon.
What does it call him?
A spoon bill or whatever.
michael mendoza
Wait, what?
elijah schaffer
Spoon bill is a bird.
I didn't want to say the word.
I was going to say something that I can't say on the internet.
No, but I was going to say, it's like, yeah, someone's even said, Elijah isn't racist.
He owns a few black security guards.
Exactly.
But I don't hate these people, but I don't think we need to make excuses for stereotypical things that are true.
And I watched a video on TikTok.
I went and looked it up.
And black people were complaining about not wanting to serve black people because they're trying to get bread and they don't get money from the people.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
So why don't they tip?
What is it?
They're poor or why?
michael mendoza
Well, that's probably part of it.
But also, too, I mean, Red Lobster was on the verge of bankruptcy.
I don't know if you saw this.
elijah schaffer
We're going to talk about this.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
It was on the verge of bankruptcy.
And then what did the guy do?
And by the way, it's like a 35-year-old black CEO who's taking over.
And what was the first thing he did?
He ended Endless Shrimp.
Because who was abusing that?
Take a wild guess.
unidentified
So shellfish, who eats a lot of shellfish?
elijah schaffer
I do.
They love that shit.
Look, look at it.
michael mendoza
Which is interesting.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Listen, and people say this.
Bro, when I have black friends, I call them my nigga.
Like, I love ya.
Like, hey, what's up?
We're all friends.
But at the same time, if I run my own, you know, my own store, I'm not going to want you to, you know, abuse the system.
Even that one guy, remember that one, what's his name?
michael mendoza
Xavier Durouslle.
elijah schaffer
No, he's more white than me.
michael mendoza
Yeah, honestly.
I mean, he has blonder hair than you.
So yeah, you're right.
elijah schaffer
Dude, Xavier left the hive mind of BLM to work for a Jewish Zionist organization and talk about the importance of tax policy.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Really good stuff.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I have nothing bad to say.
No, all I was going to say is the creator got kicked out of Vegas for taking advantage of the lobster all you can eat and he was getting all the lobster got kicked out.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so here's the last statement on this.
I want to do a couple more things.
But in the end, I don't know why.
Do you know why?
Is it that they don't tip?
unidentified
I have no idea, and I'm not trying to offend the black community.
michael mendoza
He would never.
He would never.
elijah schaffer
Well, I don't try to offend them.
They just get their very.
But it's that victim mindset that I think is so disgusting of people being in the mindset.
So I don't want to look at any more black people here for a second.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I want to just, I just want to ask.
michael mendoza
Before I move to where I move to, by the way, you know.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I live around.
Yeah.
Well, I know me too.
But I like black people.
But anyway, I love black people.
Cut that out and put that on Twitter.
Watch.
I love blacks.
So speaking of that, one group that we can't talk about much, on a good note, I'm not joking about this.
Leonardo Joni.
michael mendoza
Yeah, she's back on Twitter.
unidentified
I saw that.
elijah schaffer
Yes, she texted me that it was us contacting the person that got her back.
michael mendoza
Oh, good.
Nice.
elijah schaffer
So once again, can we just like shout out to SOBs?
We got someone's account back on Twitter.
Let's go.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I'm not taking credit.
She actually said, yeah, because I have a contact in X now through VNN.
michael mendoza
Oh, okay, cool.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So we got it back.
This guy is explaining that the same victim mindset, right?
Of the fact that, like, in India, the reason why they don't get ahead in life is not because of colonialism.
We have two India videos to close out the night.
We don't disappoint here.
The reason why they don't get ahead is because they are lazy and they have no standards for hygiene.
Listen to this.
I don't know how he gets away with saying this, but listen.
unidentified
The Rick Shaw Wallet dropped me off here and said it's an interesting place.
I don't know why.
It looks like every other part of Delhi.
Days of journeys ahead of him, maybe.
Most of these guys in third class, they won't even have a bed.
They'll just be like sitting on benches and chairs for days.
After five hours, train is five hours late.
No, five hours late?
They said six hours away, but let's be realistic.
That train ain't coming.
So do I hang around here all day?
Do I go back to a hotel?
Do I leave India?
That's my preferred option.
Well, maybe I spoke too soon about the rubbish.
I don't know.
Someone's emptied the beer.
Hello.
Or he's about to.
Oh, he's about to.
Oh, nice.
Oh, wow.
Fair enough.
Never invite me on a trip ever again.
Ever.
I think that's a train making some extraordinary as a man having a shit.
He's having a shit.
The old British-built station.
michael mendoza
Look at it.
unidentified
Built by the Brits.
Still standing.
The beauty of India in the morning.
Oh my god.
Whoa!
Have you seen this?
Terrible story.
Railway staff lynched in train.
11-year-old?
Change here.
Change here?
Ah, you remembered you have changed.
Thank God.
At the last minute.
India is now on the moon!
I'm allowing myself to be ripped off because we're going in an old British...
elijah schaffer
Um...
Okay, Indians, the only thing that's good that happened to them was being conquered by Muslims and by the British.
They'd have nothing except for that.
But he's kind of saying, like, dude, your society sucks because you scam each other.
You have no ethics, no boundaries, and you don't respect each other's safety.
Do you know that I think like six people die every day in India on the train tracks on trains because they don't follow any six people a day?
michael mendoza
Yeah, just because they're trying to get like selfies too, right?
elijah schaffer
Six a day.
michael mendoza
Yeah, so I also see that like the way that they board the train is like they'll just like run alongside the train and then just like hop on.
elijah schaffer
Like it's just like, do you know they have one of the least instances of rape and sexual assault as well?
michael mendoza
Well, have you seen an Indian woman before?
So yeah.
elijah schaffer
I didn't want to see it, but no, but I was going to say, actually, so they're the most underreported.
Now, America has like the most overreported, or like, you know, I've always said like in the West, some guy looks at you wrong and he eye raped you, but then a gang of migrants like gang rape someone and you're just like, oh, I didn't see that.
You know what I mean?
Like, oopsie, I wish, you know, you know, so everyone complains about weird stuff in our culture, the Me Too movement, et cetera.
But India is like falling apart.
And, you know, by the way, Kamala or Kamala is half Indian, right?
And Indians took over tech companies.
And recently, we saw the crackdown against Indian anti-Indian rhetoric at the level of anti-Semitic content.
michael mendoza
R.I.P. Barry.
R.I.P. Barry Stanford.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And that's why Leonardo Joni got banned was by using the word Pajit too much.
And I got temporarily suspended.
And they made me sign a struggle session saying that, you know, I said, yeah, like I admit what I said is bad or whatever.
But you can't criticize Indians shitting outside.
So now you have to have and want immigrants in your community.
And if they shit on your streets, rape your children, if you criticize them, you're the bad guy.
michael mendoza
Right.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Where's Earl Gray?
Where have you been?
unidentified
Yeah.
I'm just chilling.
I thought it was mostly the Pakistanis, which are like the Muslim guys.
Oh, well, those are the reasons kind of dirty.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
The rape gangs in the UK, I think, are Pakistanis.
Yeah.
By the way, if we could raise like $20,000 to go to India, like a slightly offensive fund to take a trip to India to go outstream it, I would 100% go.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You speak English.
Okay, well.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I just said last night you couldn't pay me to go, but $20,000 is pretty good.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah, definitely.
elijah schaffer
So I would.
michael mendoza
Also with Earl Gray, who'd come to me.
unidentified
Yeah, so I'm never going to.
elijah schaffer
We're going to be doing some traveling in the next couple years.
No, but if, but to make content, that's the point.
unidentified
I'd rather get shot in the back of the head than ever go to India.
elijah schaffer
It's to make content.
michael mendoza
Can someone get the gun, please?
unidentified
Yeah, somebody.
I'd rather get executed than go to India.
Never.
elijah schaffer
I want to remind you, and the reason why I bring this stuff up, that's why I said the guy at Postmillennial, who's midwits, like, why do you talk about this stuff?
I get asked that a lot.
Do you just hate minorities?
Yeah.
No, but that's a total joke.
michael mendoza
It's more nuanced than that.
elijah schaffer
It's more nuanced.
No, The joke is, I don't want my country becoming like this, and it is.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, what I see is this.
It's like, I've never had an issue with Indians until recently.
Before, there was like a few Indians here and there, and it was like, oh, yeah, they're actually kind of good neighbors.
They're wealthy.
And that's because it was hard to get here from India because we realized that most Indians, we don't really want them here.
In fact, they have a caste system in place because they don't even like most of their country.
Thousands of years of telling Indians they're worthless and they'll never be anything causes some pretty shitty social situations that we don't want to export here.
But the thing is, is they go, well, now they start bringing over, you know, millions of these people.
They're pooping in our beaches.
And I'm like, I don't want this.
You know, I don't like this.
And I want to speak out about this.
And you go, well, just a few people.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
michael mendoza
No, it's definitely not.
elijah schaffer
I'm trying to protect my country.
I'm trying to protect the, I should start saying this.
I speak out against India to protect the Indians who are already here.
Okay.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
That's my point.
I'm speaking out against Haitians to protect African Americans.
I care about black Americans more than Haitians.
That's such like a Republican.
michael mendoza
Republican, exactly, yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, I really just care about usury because the blacks are just getting hit by the credit card rates, you know?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, I mean, if they didn't write themselves fake checks that chase that they try to cash, then they have a difference.
elijah schaffer
This is our last or second to last video of the night.
Air India, this is a $6,300 USD ticket.
Since we have a big Australian audience, about 10,000 AUD, this is what it is.
unidentified
Come with me on the worst first-class cabin I've ever been on.
elijah schaffer
This is Chicago Dilly non-stop Air India.
unidentified
It was $6,300 one way or 250,000 miles.
michael mendoza
Look at how gross this is.
unidentified
There was hair in there, things moving in every compartment.
Everything was ripped, ruined, or had mildew on it.
I understand regular wear and tear, but this was next level, guys.
This was a warm towel that came out, which was served cold.
They had a collab with Ferrogamo.
This was decent.
elijah schaffer
There was PJs.
They were pretty soft.
unidentified
And then there was headphones that came out that were untangled and they had mildew on them.
Everything was just ripped, broken.
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
This could easily be wiped out with Lysol.
unidentified
This was a food menu.
elijah schaffer
It looked very promising.
unidentified
But of course, 30% of these items were not even available.
They only had one of each item and there was only four of us in the entire cabin.
elijah schaffer
And it was basically a first come, first serve.
This was a first nuts that came out.
They didn't even put a tablecloth over it.
Then she forgot.
So she came back with the tablecloth.
unidentified
This was a samosa.
elijah schaffer
It was very average.
This soup was absolutely delicious.
It was the only good thing on the flight.
Of course, 15 hours, no entertainment.
unidentified
The entertainment system did not work the entire 15 hours.
elijah schaffer
Everything was broken.
unidentified
They literally put tape on the walls to tape that stuff down.
elijah schaffer
She came back.
They reset it four or five times.
Nothing worked.
It was a nightmare.
michael mendoza
I rogdog this flight.
elijah schaffer
It had no Wi-Fi on this flight.
unidentified
I took all of the freebies home.
elijah schaffer
By the way, that's when you get wasted on a flight and your wife's like, what happened?
You're like, she doesn't even believe you.
You're like, the plane was ripping and there was mildew and there was no video.
She's like, really?
Like, yeah, I had a drink that's cigar tea or whatever.
Dude, I'm not joking with you on this, though.
That's what I don't want for my country.
Like, people say, why don't you want this?
I don't, like, and it's happening.
I go on American Airlines.
They tape together the seats and stuff.
And you're going, American and Delta used to be the nice airlines.
Right?
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, Delta, Delta still kind of is.
elijah schaffer
So it's kind of American.
But you can get some good flights.
But I mean, it's like when you start seeing that the good airlines are not good anymore.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you see that, that's faster than you think.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
To where you're like, you're paying six grand for shit.
And it's not like it gets cheap.
It's like everything's more expensive and worse.
That's why I say you should be just as racist as me.
It doesn't matter what race you are.
You should want to stop that tomorrow.
michael mendoza
Have you ever seen Singapore Airlines before?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
I've been on, I fly all the time.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
So I've never flown on before.
I've been to Singapore before, actually, but.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you're cool.
Hey, let's get a congratulations.
You got some confetti of color on your face.
unidentified
Here we go.
michael mendoza
Can you do it a couple times too, please?
Maybe two more times.
But, you know, all the stewardesses are hot.
And then it's like a triple-decker plane.
Like, it's just like they have all the fittings and everything.
And by the way, Lee Kuan Yew, the founder of Singapore, was like one of the most racist founders of a country.
elijah schaffer
He's a fascist.
michael mendoza
Yeah, that there could ever be.
And I mean, look, you go over there, there's no gum on the streets.
elijah schaffer
It's illegal to have gum.
michael mendoza
Right.
Like if you spread gum on the street, if you even have gum.
I remember once I was there, too, I was still like smoking weed at the time.
And then I had a friend who was like, oh, by the way, like, you know, if you want, I can get you weed out here.
I was like, yeah, I think I'm good.
I don't think I'm going to risk that just to get high in Singapore.
Like I think I'll just have the chili stingray or something.
elijah schaffer
I think I'll just drink alcohol like my ancestors.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
But you know that too, right?
I'm saying like, that's where people always say like, okay, yeah, Hitler and the Nazis.
There was an Axis alliance.
Like there were Japanese people.
Like, why did Japan and Hitler get along?
Because they were nationalistic.
They wanted their countries to be strong.
Like, I don't think people understand what racism really means.
Racism does not mean that there's a Hispanic person in front of you and you want to kill them.
No, but it doesn't mean that.
What it means is like when you are taking shitty people from another country, like we're seeing now, like Venezuela's, you know, releasing their criminals and our country is just saying, if you don't let them in, you're a bad person.
It does make you xenophobic because you're going, if we can't have good people come in, then that's a problem.
And it hurts the people who are good.
So you're actually, you hate humanity more if you're not racist.
That's why I always say, no, because what you're saying is I want the good people of a race.
That's racist to say in itself, that there are shitty people and racist and good people.
And I don't want, I don't, like, if someone said like, oh, well, all white people are great.
You don't want crazy lib white people.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They're not going to, they're not going to, they're not a danger on the street, but you don't want, like they say, don't California, my Texas.
That's saying we don't want shitty white people moving to Texas.
That's what that means.
Oh, that's racist?
Yeah, it is.
It's kind of racist.
You don't want a type of white person in your neighborhood because they bring politics that then destroy and make your community less safe.
They're not going to shoot you on the street, but you know, I mean, you don't want your kids, you know, you'll kill yourself if your kid ends up turning trans, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I mean, like, so it's a different kind of, it's a slow death.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
So it's like, I just, I don't understand this kind of stuff because when you look at India, I think we objectively agree that India sucks.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
It's terrible.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And we don't want that in our country.
Now you can't even talk about that anymore.
It makes me angry.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
And what's interesting too is, you know, once I was in Chicago, I mean, I lived by a lot of Indians.
It wasn't even that bad over there.
But for some reason, once you go over there, it's just like, I mean, they're like, even with the whole traffic situation, sometimes there's like eight cars coming from one direction.
There's no traffic lights.
There's no nothing.
Everyone's just crossing and weaving in and out of each other.
And then you wonder why so many people are like killed by trains every single day.
Well, maybe there's getting selfies in front of the train for whatever reason, but also it's just because there's just like no attention to detail, no attention to order.
But for some reason, they come here and then they become like CEOs.
I just really don't.
elijah schaffer
They're pandas or dogs.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I just don't get it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
So it's just like, it's kind of just weird how it works out that way.
But yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, you know why it is, though.
And I'll end on this.
Because that's what I meant about, look, this is, this is why when you realize, by the way, that an average, an average American white person, and I'll just say this would be any average working American, but because of stereotypes and because of statistics, an average upper middle class working white guy like myself would lose about $320,000 in their lifetime that goes directly into a black person's pocket.
I'll lose about 320 grand.
And an average black person will take about $750,000 from white people directly.
The only ethnicities in America that pay overtly excess taxes are Asian Americans and whites.
But when you come down to it, you look at that and you go, you know, segregation was not about hate.
It was about love.
Because, you know, if black people weren't taking my money, and you know, I people know I've been beat up by black people.
My whole face is, you know, doesn't work.
I've been held at gunpoint on camera.
People can watch me getting beat up by black people.
I can see them putting guns at my head.
You know, if I didn't go through this stuff, I'd probably really love, you know, visiting Nigeria or just visiting some country, seeing what's going on.
But now when I look at black people, I'm on alert, as everyone should be, because of statistics.
I don't like that.
And so forced integration is actually more dangerous and more harmful.
So people were segregating because they were trying to avoid this idea of like trying to, if you force people to integrate, it creates violence, chaos, it bankrupts the nation, it hurts people.
And I feel like, you know, people segregated.
They still do to this day, right, in neighborhoods.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it was protection.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And Israel does that today, too.
They have a wall and apartheid to protect themselves.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, also, like, and, you know, the way that you're taught in school obviously isn't, isn't the way that it really was.
But there were a lot of blacks that were against forced busing, forced integration.
elijah schaffer
To this day, the Hispanics in East LA were against the busing of kids into white schools.
They're going, no, this is not what we want.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
So it's just like, you know, they teach you one form of history, but it's just like, you know, people end up self-segregating themselves anyway because they want to be with people who are like them and who have a similar culture.
So it's just, you know, let people do that.
But, you know, the white liberals that we were just talking about won't let us do that.
The well, I actually was going to make a joke, but the white rooms.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, they're not liberal, but they're not white.
I should say, well, it's ironic.
But I'm saying, yeah, do you think India wants the brain drain?
Do you think they want their people leaving their country?
You think black people want to take their bright kids and put them in white schools so they leave the neighborhoods and take the money out of the neighborhood?
No.
It's not a good thing.
unidentified
Yeah.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's and so it's not because I hate anyone.
It's because this doesn't work.
It never did.
Why don't we just every week just you ever see the show wife swap?
It doesn't turn out well.
Just forcing families to be around each other.
Families are unique and interesting.
Like, you can't force it.
unidentified
Anyway, you had a closing thought.
michael mendoza
Blacks.
elijah schaffer
I love everyone.
unidentified
I love black people and white people and the Cubans and the Stuarts and everyone in between.
All right.
elijah schaffer
By the way, so I used to do this on the show.
Now we have this kind of stuff.
The first five people, because I used to do like 50 now, just be like riding for 10 years.
The first five people to send a mailing address to Mike at slightlyoffensive.com.
It's the first five.
We're not going to lie to you.
Because I found five stamps actually in the back from like years ago.
michael mendoza
Oh, nice.
elijah schaffer
I'll send you a free sticker pack.
You'll get some El Macron.
michael mendoza
Can we?
elijah schaffer
Can we do this?
Brian, are you?
Are you there, Brian?
Can you zoom in on this bunny joints?
michael mendoza
Can you like can we go to Brian Cam, please?
Brian Cam.
elijah schaffer
You can just like artificially, I think, I think you can, yeah, I think you can just zoom in.
michael mendoza
Oh, he's there.
There we go.
unidentified
There we go.
michael mendoza
Nice.
elijah schaffer
So you can get your El Micron stickers.
And then we have some other sticker packs as well.
So I'll send you a sticker pack and something weird from the office, which is, there's a lot of weird stuff here.
But send your address with your full name or shipping address to Mike at Slightly Offensive.
michael mendoza
You can you keep zooming in, please, actually.
Can you zoom in even more?
And more?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, anyway, this is very weird.
My wife's watching this right now, too.
Wait, what happened?
michael mendoza
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Okay, let me just go here.
michael mendoza
There you go.
Okay, there we go.
All right, we're back.
elijah schaffer
You can go ahead and you can send your address there in the future.
We're going to do this regularly.
And by the way, you guys have gotten good stuff.
One time, I just randomly put $500 into someone's envelope and then they said they were praying and like they didn't have rent.
And then it just came with some stickers and 500 bucks.
I'm not doing that this time, though.
So don't get your hopes up.
But I do put weird shit in there.
To my guests, Mike, where can they find you and follow you?
michael mendoza
Mike Mendoza JPG on Twitter.
That's pretty much it.
Just follow me.
And I don't really tweet, but I'll retweet the show, stuff like that.
Sometimes I'll have weird takes.
So just follow me there at Mike Mendoza JPG.
elijah schaffer
Earl Gray.
unidentified
You can find me on LinkedIn under Earl Gray.
elijah schaffer
And you can find this show everywhere where you can find shows.
Thank you so much again for watching another episode of Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
As we say, it's not good, but it's so bad that sometimes you might actually enjoy it.
And just to remind you guys, that standards are low in the world today.
And if India Airlines, we're like the India Airlines of Podcasts.
It's like it's kind of a fucking expensive operation, but it's pretty shitty.
So enjoy the show.
Don't forget to support directly.
We're going to read some super chats.
Thanks to Noticer Aya.
michael mendoza
I forgot about that.
elijah schaffer
You just reminded me here.
Let's go ahead and go to the top here.
michael mendoza
We should really push more for people sending us money to read their chats, but we never do.
elijah schaffer
We're going to waste money on things that don't.
Internet doesn't even work.
michael mendoza
Eventually we will.
elijah schaffer
Because it's late and my voice, I'm kind of getting sick, and I can hear it now in my voice as we've been going longer and longer.
Let's go, let's bring this up.
Do these chats come in the pop-out chat?
I know where Diddy comes.
It's not in the pop-out chat.
No, you can't.
Okay.
Where do these come?
Let's go, Pop.
All right, go ahead.
I think I just zoom in here.
All right, go ahead.
Mike.
michael mendoza
I'm wearing a gay sweater.
Oh, I'm reading.
Okay.
Mike is wearing a gay sweater.
That is all.
Is this a gay sweater?
It's not rainbow.
Am I colorblind?
What's going on?
Okay.
Also from Bane Koof.
It's easy.
Just don't insult one of Elon's cum dumpsters like Eliza Blue and you'll be fine.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I don't think we have proof of that.
But anyway.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Okay.
All right.
Duke of Meme.
I just got paid.
Here's your take.
I got 17 hours of OT this pay period.
I wish I could give more.
Maybe next year.
Well, also Trump's trying to take away taxes on overtime, I think.
But nice.
17 hours of overtime.
I wish I could get overtime, but I could pay the salary.
So Duke of Meme again for $5.
Rabbi Schaefer, why?
elijah schaffer
I did give you a bonus this week, though, didn't I?
michael mendoza
Well, I'm for my real job.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I was like, I thought I gave you a bonus.
michael mendoza
My real job.
If you know what I mean.
elijah schaffer
I'm not that Jewish.
This is my name.
michael mendoza
Yeah, Rabbi Schaefer, why are you pushing social lube on your audience?
There's been a lot of lube talk tonight.
elijah schaffer
It's been very sexual, but we were talking about a literal child rapist.
So I just thought, you know, let's lighten the mood and joke about child molestation.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't come out very good.
michael mendoza
Do we have anything on local?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, probably.
Let me go over there real quickly.
Yeah, we do.
michael mendoza
All right.
And then.
And then speaking of which, Alex Lindquist, as I say it, let's get lubed up.
Dusty Tard says, Diddy in the cuck chair.
Diddy in the cuck chair with the baby oil.
He also put musical notes, so I'm guessing that's supposed to be like Diddy in the cuck chair with the baby oil or something like that.
Like it's that there's a melody to it.
I have no idea what the melody should be on that, but yeah.
elijah schaffer
So and shout out to the chat here because you guys don't have to send super chats on censored.tv.
Braun James says super, super super.
michael mendoza
Braun Johnson.
elijah schaffer
Nate World said cheers.
Brutal Sooth said super chats.
michael mendoza
Braun Johnson.
elijah schaffer
Mr. Witcher says, see you later in Cocto said.
Take care, guys.
All right, guys.
I'm glad that we're here.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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