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July 27, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Most SATANIC Olympics in History KICKS OFF | Guest: Australian Talk

It seems like the more time passes, the less likely they are to hiding their methods - nowadays, they don’t even hide the symbolism in what they’re doing. The most recent example of this is the Olympics which just kicked off today - and you won’t believe the madness that ensued there. Also, it seems like now Kamala has an army of white dudes behind her.. Is it real or astroturfed?Show more Ben from Australian Talk joins us tonight! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE.. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ⇩FOLLOW BEN ⇩ ➤ X: https://x.com/australiantalk __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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unidentified
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
I think I've seen enough.
elijah schaffer
I've seen enough of this satanic shit.
Everybody's talking about Bibi Netanyahu and Donald Trump and Kamala Harris.
But what about the gay motherfuckers out in France?
And everyone's saying, why do we care about France?
I care about France because I care about white people.
I just care about America, really, but I also care about our Western European friends.
After all, we come from there.
We're going to be looking at the most satanic Olympics in modern history, at least on film.
Although I'm sure that there was some very weird homoerotic stuff going on at different eras, but this might be a little bit more gay than we're accustomed to, even for the modern era.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
It is approximately 10:47 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
This is nightly offensive only on censored TV.
Brian, let's start the show.
You know, things are bad.
When somebody named Ollie London, Ollie London is an ex-transsexual, like literally transition, transracial, actually.
I'm not going to talk any shit on people for making mistakes in their life.
Some of us make mistakes, sexual mistakes, drug mistakes, relationship mistakes.
Maybe you got a baby daddy or a baby mama.
Others of us become transracial, transgender, and we spend hundreds of thousands or maybe even millions of dollars to permanently disfigure our bodies.
And then we wake up and we go, holy crap, I don't know what's going on here.
Well, when you have somebody like that saying France has officially fallen, it's either somebody's grifting and they're just making this up, or maybe perhaps we're in a bad and a tough position when somebody who thought they were Korean, I believe he tried to become Jimin, the K-pop star, is condemning France.
Welcome back to Nightly Offensive.
We don't have confetti of color, but we have fingers of Pizazz tonight.
Pizazz, Pizazz, Pizazz.
I don't know what happened to my guest tonight.
I mean, he's in another continent, in another country.
Last time I heard that he got stopped in the airport and let a hot female cop annually penetrate him with one of her batons.
Somebody says, Do we really need that kind of commentary?
No, but should Ben be doing things like that?
That's questionable.
I'm not sure where he is tonight, but I can tell you this.
We have amazing guests coming up in the coming weeks in person and everything as I'm rebuying my equipment.
Now, we're talking about the Satanic Olympics.
Shout out to everyone on Censored, on locals, on Rumble, and on YouTube.
We're having a good time tonight.
Can we get some hands in the chat and some confetti for Pizazz?
Since I still don't have my main computer set up, I want to look at some of this.
So, you know, there's some of this outrage going on about the Olympics.
Okay.
It's the opening ceremony.
People are saying it's gay.
People are saying it's degenerate.
But let's just think about this.
It's France, right?
Like, why is anybody actually surprised?
You know, I saw a bunch of people getting upset about this clip.
They're like, this is morally repugnant.
France is glorifying polyamory and threesomes.
have it cut here so that it's not going to get graphic, but watch this.
Ah, exactly.
Somebody get Andy know.
What are you doing there?
No, I'm just kidding.
Andy wouldn't do something like that.
Okay, so everybody gets mad.
And this is what I don't like about the Republican right-wing outrage culture: everybody goes, oh, this is degeneracy.
Why are they showing threesomes?
Maybe because threesomes are called menage trois.
Before Hock Trois, there was the menage trois.
And that was the original form of sexual enterprise and pleasure, which was made famous.
I believe that is, I might be wrong here and I might be a total retard, but you go to solo show today.
So you get the real character.
You get me, who I am on my own.
And menage trois, am I right?
I think that's French.
The threesome is named after the bloody French.
So before you start getting upset, it's like, oh, the French are known for what?
Surrendering hot chicks with hairy armpits.
They did it first.
And threesomes.
And as of 2011, Muslim and North African stabbings and gang rapes, which are less interesting.
I think I'll take a hairy woman over a North African penetration, but that's just me.
I might be different on this.
You know, it's funny as I was talking about this.
You know, everything is so weird.
We're looking back too at the fact that how weird these things have gone.
Everyone's like, this is such a weird thing.
Like, I cannot believe.
unidentified
I cannot believe that France would have such a strange contest of exposure.
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry, the country that produced cuties, the country that produced the movie Cuties, that it was okay to normalize sexualizing little girls and boys because it told the story of an immigrant.
But let me remind you, the other country that is really well known for getting stabbed by Muslim migrants, London, do you remember this?
I think that the audio is dubbed over and it's incorrect.
I don't think that it's correct.
I think someone's like making a conspiracy about this.
But this is actually the London opening ceremony.
Look at this.
unidentified
Scary demons spreading like a virus.
Zombie-like healthcare workers.
terrified children.
Why show the NHS?
Why all the subliminal messages during the closing ceremony about anger, death, rage, and the end of the world?
Can anybody please explain to us what any of this has to do with sports with the Olympic Games?
Who could have known back then that their so-called artistic show was actually an appalling glimpse into our future?
We can never say we didn't know.
We were warned all along, just like they've already warned us about the next outbreak.
You know, we'll have to prepare for the next one.
You know, I'd say we'll get attention this time.
Basically, the so-called COVID-19 pandemic was a huge global behavioral experiment.
The biggest ever performed in the history of mankind.
It was a test to see if we, the people, were ready to be enslaved.
The cabal used a variety of torture methods, as described in the Amnesty International report on torture.
But hardly anybody even realized they were being tortured.
What methods were used?
All of them.
All eight methods to make people submit.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I don't know if this is true because if I remember from the 2012 Olympics, I'm aging myself now.
I was like 21 or something like that.
I was probably drunk, like many of the Brits there that night.
And I remember that was the children stories where they were talking about like those were kids in bed and dancing nurses.
I think this was more about the fact that the United Kingdom, if I remember England sort of invented modern health care and hospitals, I'm totally could be off on this.
And I'm not entirely, you know, sure that's fully true.
I'm sure Germany, you know, like you have Semelwise and other people with sanitation, but I'm pretty sure this sort of nursing, you know, field hospital stuff is largely linked to England.
And, you know, epidemiology in general is Western European, or at least modern epidemiology, the study of, you know, disease and tracing.
But who knows?
I was taught a lot of false things in college.
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I know there was a problem with the live chat, but we're back in it.
You know, as I was thinking about this, everyone's somewhat predictive programming and essentially what's going on with all of this bullshit.
Well, ultimately speaking, I was thinking about the fact of how I do hate everything that's going on today.
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My wife is literally sick in the other room.
My son has had a fever.
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I don't know why they're always getting sick.
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Now, I want to talk to you about more of this, what's going on here.
unidentified
Okay, so let's just go into this.
elijah schaffer
Do you know that a lot of what they're doing, in my opinion, is I'm not even over-exaggerating our satanic rituals.
That's my genuine opinion.
Because I don't think that like satanic rituals just happen, for instance, because you know, they're just like, you know, blood rituals, which are real.
There's smoke rituals.
These things are actually true and powerful, like astral projecting and cursing.
These things are real.
So, some of you may have problems in your life.
The Bible calls them like generational curses or generational sins.
A good example of that would be like getting molested, right?
When you get molested, you can obviously can change your sexuality against your own liking, right?
Which is why a lot of people who molest kids are they themselves people who have been molested.
And then, there's most people who've gotten molested are not going to go ahead and do that.
But there's also a lot of people who are molested.
Girls end up becoming lesbians, guys end up becoming bisexual or gay because of the programming.
But why do they become bisexual or gay?
Well, that's part of like the, you know, the molestation to lesbian or gay pipeline is there's sort of this like mentality of not only is the molestation confused the kids sexually, which is why it's so damaging.
It can cause, you know, detachment issues, it can cause relational issues with adults.
But on top of that, where the satanic part of it comes in outside of the perversion is they're they're bred into a culture like this that promotes uh homosexuality or promotes um degeneracy.
So, when they're coming confused as teenagers and they're feeling confused because they, you know, they feel straight, but they were molested and now they're a lesbian and they hate their dad and they hate people.
Um, they're being told through these these programming, these rituals, these television programs, you are your sin.
You are part of, you are the identity.
They call it identities now, right?
They're gender identities.
So, God says our identity is supposed to be in Christ, but then the world says our identity is supposed to be in what?
In our gender, which is not even real.
I don't think gender is really real.
That's sort of made up pseudoscience later on in the modern world.
There's just sex and you could be more feminine or masculine, depending on how you express yourself or your or your genetic makeup or even your hormone balance, your intake, your lifestyle.
But it's been proven you can reverse a lot of this stuff.
But sometimes they play things like this, and everyone's in this is satanic, but I think this was the beheading, maybe the Anne Boleyn or somebody else.
unidentified
Check this out.
elijah schaffer
Tell me what you think this is.
This would have been such a good episode of Ian Crossland on.
Flying out to come in my house.
He's coming in my house.
Joe Biden was coming in the back room.
Donald Trump just said he's gonna come.
He never gave us a time frame, but Ian Cross is about to come inside my house.
And he's about to come on the show.
So I'm excited about that.
I actually laugh at Ian Crossland from Tim Pool because he's so funny because I was like, hey, man, I'll get you a ride.
Do you require like a luxury Uber or like a private driver type of thing, right?
Because a lot of people do.
So I'm like, you require that?
I can get that for you.
He's like, I want any ride is fine as long as there's no air fresheners.
And then I was like, well, I was like, you know, I don't share personal information, but this is just like funny, nothing conversation.
And I was like, okay, well, can I get you an Uber with that smells like curry armpits?
You know, like the DO, like Southeast Asians smell like for some reason, which we haven't figured out yet, except they don't shower or use soap, it turns out, as we found out a few months ago on an episode.
And he was like, as long as there's no foul tights, because artificial air fresheners are very bad for you.
It's crazy.
I got to tell you all about it.
So yeah, I so I decided that I was going to become Ian Crossland on Monday.
So I hope he shows up because I've invested money to turn into him.
So it'll be a show on Monday with Ian Crossland and Ian Crossland hanging out and talking live in the studio.
I also fixed my shot so I look like my normal self again and not like I gained 50 pounds and I somehow look pink or something.
So we're good on that.
All right, let's look at this.
So what do you think?
You think that's satanic?
I want to see what the chat has to say about that.
If you think that that is actually a satanic measure, I don't, I don't think it is, but maybe I'm wrong.
Let's look at a few more clips from that night.
I think it was kind of interesting.
So they also, the reason why I think it might be satanic is because they recreated the Last Supper.
I'll show you a video of it.
But what you have is you have Gorlock the destroyer here at the top in the center, and you got RuPaul's herpie infection to his left.
Here you have, I'm sure that's transgender with a nice boob job.
I'm just saying, you know what I mean?
It's not close enough for me to know yet.
I haven't really watched the video in depth.
So I'm going to just stay safe and say that's a dude with titties.
You got P. Diddies, a body double.
And then, oh, what is this?
What is this?
Oh, child.
I think I have an, I think I have a zoomed-in picture.
I got a high-resolution image of this.
If I can get my image to load here, I do actually.
All right.
So I have a high, high-resolution image of this, and it's kind of funny on what we're seeing there.
What is that?
Oh, little child.
That appears to be bum bum bum.
Yes, a kid.
Of course, we have a little kid with all the harlotry and the prostitution and these gay space costumes.
I was told in the future we'd have flying cars, not airborne, you know, lab-designed viruses.
My cars were supposed to be flying around the world, not fictitious viruses that they released in 2020.
And then I was like, all right, could I at least get airborne cars by 2024?
And they're like, how about flying drag queens?
unidentified
No, no, you motherfucker.
elijah schaffer
I fuck you, mother, motherfucker.
Ah, speaking of Southeast Indians, I don't want flying, I don't want flying drag queens.
I'm flying anybody.
unidentified
I wanted a car, I wanted a vehicle.
elijah schaffer
And now they're like, oh, well, don't you love the representation?
So I brought out my tape measure here and I started to try to figure out the calculations of how many fucks I gave.
And as of now, it's still zero, right?
When it comes down to this kind of stuff.
And it is, it's like they can't help themselves.
They can't help themselves.
There's some more footage from the event.
And I want to look at some of the other years, right?
Because do you remember when in Green Lives Matter brought this up back in 2022?
The Commonwealth Games had a signature satanic ritual to Moloch as a symbol of light.
This is real too, by the way.
I want to bring this up here.
So, this is not just the Olympics.
We're talking about a satanic history.
We're looking at the past now, and we'll get back to the French Olympics.
But check this out.
unidentified
now injured again stella and our athlete dreamers call for a moment of reflection and of light as she and the bull call for a moment of reconciliation
elijah schaffer
Yeah, with the blood coming out of the eyes and a black person Alright, this is getting really scary.
unidentified
It's time for the Sharbs to work their magic again.
Stella and the dreamers use them to call for a moment of reflection and reconciliation.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I'm going to put this on mute and just leave this up for those of you that have like attention disorder problems so you can look at something instead of my ugly ass face.
But okay, like when you go into a movie and you're trying to show satanic-y things like demons and the occult, you typically show this.
This is this is like Bohemian Grove stuff.
And so you're like, well, what's the best way to hide?
What does the devil like to hide in?
The devil likes to hide out in the open, right?
We have a couple super chats here.
Sorry, I'm looking over here.
I have my other screen.
A couple of super chats.
We're reading them all tonight.
It's a solo show.
K-Dub said, Hey, Elijah, I think the healthiest thing for everyone in 2024 would be to just completely unplug from any and all politics and just live righteously.
God bless.
That's actually true.
Now, this is my going to be my fourth weekend in a row back at church.
And I joined a men's accountability group as well.
So I can just make sure I work on like my moral choices and my health.
I'm back in the gym three weeks in a row.
It was only like six weeks out, but you know, you get unhealthy after six weeks.
You'd be surprised when you're over 30.
But we're getting back because I look at this stuff.
And Ian Carroll said, He goes, You know, Ian Carol's like a famous conspiracist.
And I mean that in a positive way, was like, I think I'm going to convert to Christianity just after watching everything that's going on.
And I think that's what it should do.
It should scare you because Alex Jones was right in 1985, said, Give me money too.
I'm struggling.
And the ghoul machine said, Rest in peace, Ben.
We also have one more super chat that just came in and said, Thumbnail for the stream looks like Elijah is watching a penis slowly emerge through a glory hole.
You know, it could happen.
You know what I mean?
It really could.
Who knows?
I feel like I'm watching that here.
I'm watching a giant bull, you know, and it's it to me it doesn't get more dark than this.
And it is Moch worship.
It is, if you don't know what Moloch is, you know, this is the idea of child sacrifice.
This is this is the god of child sacrifice, which is like the god of abortion.
And this is what we worship.
And so it's not like France.
unidentified
I was like, oh my gosh, France is so crazy.
Oh my gosh, I just can't believe it.
elijah schaffer
Yes, you can believe it.
You're just pretending you can't believe it because you want money on Twitter or X.
Now, some of us are demonetized on X.
We still don't understand how that happened.
unidentified
But, you know, you lose a lot of money, you win a lot of money.
elijah schaffer
I'm not a casino, but the casinos always win.
Obviously, some of the breakdown of the symbolism.
We should talk about some of this.
So here's what one user said named Shadow of Ezra.
I thought this was really interesting, breaking down the symbolism.
The opening ceremony of the Olympics is not even hiding the satanic rituals anymore.
There is no longer anything hidden in plain sight.
These are the demonic dark forces of Satan who want to eclipse the light.
You can already see skulls, motifs of death, satanic red lighting, children trapped in tunnels.
Did anyone notice the single rider on a pale horse is straight out of the book of Revelation?
And I looked and behold, a pale horse, and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with him.
And the power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth to kill with sword and with hunger and with death and with the beasts of the earth.
unidentified
Good luck.
elijah schaffer
So, you know, we see the biblical motifs, right?
Because the devil's like an angel of light.
And so he goes around like a roaring lion, seeking who he may devour.
But that's the kind of point about degeneracy and stuff.
And as a, I don't know if I'd call myself a recovering degenerate, but I've been very degenerate many, many years of my life.
And I think when you, when you experience the suffering from your own bad choices, right?
It's always like, oh, it's all fun and games.
Like, do you remember the first time you smoked weed and you thought it was like so cool?
Maybe the first time you didn't feel it and then you did it a second time and then you experienced it and you're like, this is really cool.
And then you do psychedelics and it changes your perspective on life.
And then all of a sudden you find yourself like not being able to go a day without jerking off to porn or maybe like smoking weed or you can't go to bed without a drink.
Maybe it's not even the same thing every day, right?
Maybe you just, you need a sort of like a dopamine reward at the end of the night.
Like, oh, well, you know, it's 12 o'clock.
So now I need a beer or it's, it's, you know, five o'clock somewhere.
Now I need a hit of weed and you justify it, but you live on this immediate reward pathway.
It really leads to an empty existence.
And it's really hard to stay out of that because you can get pulled back into that really easily.
Like whatever your vice may be, it's really, really easy to get pulled back into this cyclical pathway.
Because what I mean about the devil hiding in plain sight is that, you know, it's not like the devil needs to sort of like pull you into a satanic ritual.
He just sort of controls the society, controls the flow of information of people.
And then your natural biological systems take over.
And then, you know, you end up back in addictions and patterns and, you know, dependencies.
Not everything's a full-on chemical addiction, but it is a spiritual sickness.
And so sometimes I think that we don't realize how much darkness is going on in the world until we see this.
And we're like, oh my gosh, this is actually pretty insane.
And we won't stay on this topic all night, but I did find it, you know, rather interesting.
One of the interesting, too, is when I looked at 1992 Olympics versus now, here's what the 1992 Olympics looked like, right?
So they were shooting an arrow.
It was all about the skill of people, right?
It was all about Olympics.
Boom.
unidentified
And oh, wow.
elijah schaffer
Impressive.
Let's go to today.
Excuse me.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I've had a hemorrhoid removed that looks better than that person.
And that's disgusting.
I don't even like to think about that.
You know, so now you have fat, ugly drag queens trying to rape your eyes.
They want to rape your eyes.
These devil worshipers, they want to inflict pain upon your optic nerves.
I'm not really into it.
No, pass.
This is not my vibe.
This is not my thing.
I don't like this.
Now, those that are in the chat said, didn't the Olympics have COVID stuff in them?
Yes, they did.
They did.
But it's true, right?
It's the seven deadly sins, and we all find ourselves there at some time.
Now, the Olympics got even weirder.
I have some more stuff here because we're going to just go through it.
We need to go through it because it's happening.
It's sort of like trans people menstruating.
It's not really happening, but people feel it.
You know, I looked at kind of like where the West has come from, and I watched this video and I want to play it for you.
And I remembered like what Western Europe used to be.
And I had an interesting thought.
Watch.
unidentified
You'll never guess how Swiss people get home from work.
Every summer in Bern, returning home from work takes on a whole new dimension.
When the temperatures rise, some workers let themselves be carried away by the current of the art, the city's main river, renowned for its curate.
On this occasion, their work gear is carefully packed into floating bags.
It's a great way to unwin after a stressful day at work and stay in good health.
So, ready to go to Switzerland?
You'll never guess how Swiss.
elijah schaffer
So, I saw this video of a very beautiful river in Switzerland.
It's clear, it's blue.
You have these workers floating down it to work.
It's methodical.
And I thought, you know what?
This, you know what, what's missing here?
North African and South Sub-Saharan rape gangs.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
That's what we need.
elijah schaffer
That's what we need there.
We need diversity because who needs cleanliness and safety and high trust societies when you can have what we have now?
You can have STDs, you can have hatred, you can have racial grievances.
Don't you love it, Enon?
Aren't you enjoying yourself?
Don't you love flipping on the news and finding out how you're losing every single day?
Where are white people going to go?
I don't know.
Because half of us are just living out openly gay lifestyles and embracing the degeneracy and not even trying to fight it and like raping kids and stuff.
It's like it is rather remarkable, right?
And Schizo Friend said 10 bucks, didn't even say anything, but I think that might have been a mistake.
But we'll just wait for it.
But that's sort of where we're at, right?
That's that's the fundamentalism.
We are in a strange position where Europe had a potential to be great and it just chose to give it up.
And I think that that's a demonic ascension into depravity.
And it does lead me to question a lot of things.
Like I do look at the 2008 Olympics, right?
In Beijing, and they didn't have any degeneracy.
And we talk about how they're the evil people.
Here's 2008 people in 2008 playing the drums in harmony.
And it's really beautiful when you watch it.
And you see that, like, you know, in order to have art and beauty, you don't have to have all this weird sexual stuff.
And that's why, like, you'll never really hear me genuinely talk about my sex life in a real, real, like, you know, common way.
I don't think that's really an appropriate topic for anybody.
I don't like shows where everyone's talking about who they banged and stuff.
It's like, dude, keep that to yourself.
You know, people have interesting proclivities.
As Donald Trump said, some people like chicken, some people like steak.
I understand that.
I know what's right and wrong.
We don't always do what's right and wrong.
So there's no judgment.
We all, most of us have a pretty fucked up past or have done things, but we don't want to promote that, right?
That's a huge difference.
You don't take your mistakes, you don't take your problems and then put them on national TV and then make your country's identity about them.
Duke of Mime said, I'm obsessed with the idea that you and Benny Johnson grew up together.
Send him the link.
I am glad you got half canceled.
There's no way I would have found these content on the blaze.
True, true, but we're not half canceled.
We are just half cooked.
Check this out.
This is from the Beijing Olympics.
I love this, man.
I really do because it reminds me.
It's like sometimes who we say our enemy is, is not really our enemy, right?
Bing bong, bing bong, ching ching, bing bong.
You know, it is interesting watching the Chinese.
They're so coordinated when it comes to everything except their driving.
It's such a functional, you know, mishap you couldn't even invent.
It's like for the people that can follow every rule and have cameras in their country.
What the hell is going on?
Interesting fact.
I live in South Florida now, and I went over to Bibi and Trump's place today.
I was a little late, though.
For some reason, I didn't know that they were going to be here because I'm kind of just busy right now, like, you know, just working on a bunch of stuff.
And then, like, I didn't know they were going to be here.
Nobody even told me from my news agencies that they were going to be here.
I guess everybody knew that except for me.
And that's unfortunate.
I did go there though.
And I was thinking about trolling people and interviewing people and asking them when their babies decided to become terrorists, right?
The anti-net and you know, you'd be like, when did your baby decide to become a Hamas?
I love the Jewish people ask that.
Oh, so you're Hamas now?
Someone told me that.
Like, you're this close to becoming a Muslim.
You go.
Sincerely, grab your dick and shove it up your fucking ass, you retard.
I don't know.
Tell me how you really feel, Elijah.
Tell me how you really feel.
That's kind of an interesting thing.
We'll transition into that, like we're transitioning into something even greater.
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unidentified
Get them.
elijah schaffer
Never had someone tell you to get boxers.
Now I'm telling you, go ahead and get them.
Let's transition, you know, into the BB Netanyahu stuff.
I think a lot of people have opinions on this, but my opinion is retarded.
So that's also why you should pay attention.
Next sartur explained here.
He's a journal, independent journalist.
President Trump greets Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu at Mar-a-Lago.
I can't wait for the man to be representing us as president again.
Now, I'm going to explain to you the good, the bad, and the ugly without trying to be biased against this man.
It's an interesting interaction, though.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Can we just get like S in the chat for BB Netanyahu?
Can we get a bunch of F's in the chat?
Noticer IM put a W in, said win Elijah's stream.
Noticer IM was one of the real ones.
And that's a good stuff.
Remember, we're reading all the super chats tonight, everything going because we are, it's a solo stream.
We don't know.
We didn't know what happened to Ben.
We thought he got sodomized by a TSA female agent, but it was elective.
He chose to do it.
Now he's bleeding out in the back room and dying.
Shouldn't have traded pain with pleasure instead of been on the show, Ben.
Not good for you.
Alex Lindquis said, Sup, Niggs.
I'm driving to Tucson, so I can't talk much.
Welcome.
I see right at the chat, the F's in the chat.
Yeah, so Bibi Netanyahu is a war criminal like George Bush and most U.S. presidents, but he's also especially significantly detestable because, you know, he comes here with suitcases of dirty laundry.
I don't know if you guys have heard that, but he actually comes with suitcase.
This is a true story.
And this time he came with four suitcases.
We talked about this last show.
He came with four suitcases of dirty laundry.
It's under a statutory order that basically any foreign dignitaries and envoys can have their clothes washed, I think, by the State Department.
And no one really ever takes that into account.
Maybe they give a couple of clothes to wash.
You know, something gets stained on their private jet.
He brings suitcases full of his dirty laundry to America and has us wash them as a sign of disrespect.
unidentified
I'm not even black, but disrespect, yo.
elijah schaffer
Yo, you disrespect BB.
Yo, dog, you disrespect.
unidentified
Yo, yo, yo.
elijah schaffer
You disrespect.
And I was thinking about that.
You know, I was like, man, what would I do if I met BB?
What would I do?
I could only do to BB what I've seen black people do.
And so rather than Fed posting, I'd like to share with you what would happen if I met Mr. Netanyahu for the first time.
And did I even say that?
Oh, yeah, wait.
I did.
If I met Netanyahu for the first time, I would do something like this.
Okay, you know what's the sad part is she's practicing for her children.
That's the truth.
Nobody talks about this.
So everyone talks about absent black fathers, but they never talk why the fathers leave.
The fathers leave because the black women are insufferable to live with.
And then when the fathers leave, the women, especially with young sons, take out their vitriol and anger for men while they're getting taken care of by the government.
And they beat this shit out of their kids and have the most toxic relationship with their children.
And I'm not talking about all black women or all black men.
I'm talking about specifically this type, the ones that do things like that.
And so a lot of people will tell me in the chat, black people are like, yo, you finna be what you gonna do?
You know, like they have this, they don't live past the moment, which is a very fascinating, you know, like reminds me a little bit like my child, my baby.
You know, he doesn't really think past the moment because he has an IQ of a like nearly, you know, two-year-old.
Isn't that crazy?
My kid's like almost two.
That's so crazy.
I'm not even a new dad anymore.
I got a second kid almost here.
And I'm going to have a third already.
Not even had a second.
But it's like, he has a, he's a two-year-old's, you know, IQ.
But these people, they don't think past the moment.
We've discussed this.
And so sometimes like, I'm a finna, where's your mama at?
Where your mama at?
I'm going to smoke your mama.
And they do this because they think that it somehow does something because my mom's dead.
The problem is, is that when my mom was alive, she loved me, which is more than you can say for your own experience.
I'd rather have a mom who loved me and is now dead than to have a mom who's alive who never loved me at all.
Because that's not a good experience.
How's that black community?
I hope you enjoy your shit.
Smoke that, roll it up and cut it up with your EBT card and fucking puff on that bitch.
You know, it's infuriating.
Now, the thing is, it's like, you know, people realize Trump, I don't know what Trump's relationship is with BB.
I don't think he really likes him that much.
You know, you have some of this stuff here.
Ian Miles Chong was posting.
Donald Trump says that his meeting with Netanyahu, if we win, it'll be very simple.
It's all going to work out very quickly.
If we don't, we're going to end up with major wars in the Middle East and maybe a third world war.
You are closer to a third world war right now than at any time since the Second World War.
We've never been so close because we have incompetent people running our country.
Let's go ahead and let's watch the clip and listen for ourselves.
unidentified
If we win, it'll be very simple.
It's all going to work out and very quickly.
If we don't, we're going to end up with major wars in the Middle East and maybe a third world war.
You are closer to a third world war right now than at any time since the Second World War.
You've never been so close because we have incompetent people running our country.
Thank you very much, everybody.
elijah schaffer
Well, this is what makes me angry is Trump just said at his rally, I think it might have been tonight.
It was either yesterday or tonight, because I know he had a rally the other day, that he's going to, you know, put in some laws to fight anti-Christian bias in the country.
But still, what we hear about constantly in our country is how they're going to protect Jews, Israel, how they're going to, you know, protect every other group, help blacks get ahead.
They had a socialist union leader speaking at the RNC, going, we're going to help you get ahead.
We're going to join you.
And you're like, really?
I mean, you know, we could win this country back with just all the white men being on board.
I mean, half of them, like I said, are just, you know, whatever.
They're like maggots with an F. We're still on YouTube right now, so we can't really say much.
But, you know, realistically speaking, these people, you know, they've lost their damn fucking minds.
And I'm tired of hearing Trump talk about that.
Now, I'm not going on anti-Trump tirates anymore.
Someone accused me of that.
They're like, you're speaking out against all Jewish people.
It's like, no, you're fucking retarded and you don't understand shit.
Your view of geopolitics is literally smaller than my micro penis.
You have no clue what's going on.
And when you talk to people, they're like, oh, well, you know, you don't like Jews.
No one ever said that.
Retard.
No one ever said that.
No one's explaining that to you.
No one's ever even claimed that.
You're absolutely ridiculous in your undertakings.
What we see is a real problem of, you know, there's obviously a global conspiracy that's not a conspiracy of taking over of institutions.
Everyone admits it, right?
Hollywood's controlled by these people.
Our political systems are controlled by these people.
Our universities, not every university, but Ivy League schools, but technically all of our universities are controlled because their credit system and their debt system to the Federal Reserve, which they control, are money, by the way.
Go look it up.
They do.
The idea of indebting Americans through income tax and compound interest and making usury legal.
This makes us all a slave.
So the institution of our money, which is what colleges are all about, and then the colleges, if you know, donate their profits and invest them in hedge funds of the military industrial complex, of Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, of Northrop Grumman, and so on and so forth.
And then these companies give contracts, right, to Palantir and people like JD Vance's background and Peter Thiel.
And then they create wars in the Middle East and then they profit.
So yeah, these people really, if you really trace it, it's not a conspiracy.
It's just a your tax dollar to war pipeline.
And then the middle, if you try to dissect it in universities, you'll get ostracized.
In the job place, you'll get fired.
In the Hollywood or entertainment industry, you'll get blacklisted.
In politics, they'll out-primary you.
And so, really, in any place of influence, they'll essentially insert their money or use their influence to make sure that if you want to fight for white people, if you want to fight for Christians, you really won't have a voice.
And quite frankly, if you really want to solve black issues too, or any other minority issues, they won't give you a point because they will gatekeep you out.
And that goes with conservative media as well.
Conservative media has the same money, the same donors, the same pathway.
They support the same wars.
They want to go to war with Iran.
And quite frankly, they'll defend to the death why people like myself shouldn't be letting at the table.
Because, well, you know, like I said, your sins are only sins once they don't let you in.
So it's once you come against this one topic, and I've experienced it, you know, once you're open about the Zionism, you just stop getting invited to places.
People don't have you on their shows anymore.
They just don't care.
So then you're forced to create your own environment, which is what I've done.
I've created my own little media, small little media empire that works and is trimmed and it supports me.
And now we're opening up an office.
We sign the lease and it's exciting and we're going to fly people out.
And we're not going for, you know, millions of views and all the money because I've already had that.
And, you know, it sucks because you can't tell the full truth to your people.
But now we're going to get back to that.
Like I mentioned, if you guys don't know, I wanted to play this for you guys.
I have a, I decided, like, look, I'm working with Censored TV.
You've got to support Censored TV at Promo Code Offensive.
You've got to join.
Okay.
You've got to join.
You've got to join.
And it's really hard to get people to work together on a project.
So we've tried to get people to join censored and they haven't wanted to join.
They want to stay independent.
And so Myron and I were like, you know, from Fresh and Fit, how do we do something that is like, you know, like maybe a couple times a month or whatever.
And we do some like epic sort of show together that brings in the censored audience, brings in his Fresh and Fit audience, and we work with some of our friends.
Let's see who wants to get involved.
And a few of our friends said, yeah, let's get involved.
Let's get together, you know, a few times a month and let's do a mega stream together in person in studio and tackle these topics so that we can introduce people to the censored audience, to their audiences, and cross them.
And so we made a promo.
You guys should watch this.
unidentified
Watch.
The German nation does not wish its interests to be determined and controlled by any foreign nation.
France to the French, England to the English, America to the Americans, Americans, Americans, Americans.
I'm living in a 21st century, doing something mean to it.
Doing better than anybody you ever seen.
Do it, scream so late.
Got a nice ring to it.
I guess Sebi Super Everyone needs pain music.
No one man should have no power.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm going to stop the fuck I want to say.
I don't give a fuck what anybody got to say.
I cannot be fucked.
elijah schaffer
I have nothing else to lose.
I don't get any brand tables.
unidentified
I don't get any collabs with the industry people.
They do not want me to do alienate me.
So fuck it.
Why the fuck the Supreme Court spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to try to fight for free speech?
elijah schaffer
What are you doing?
You're not doing shit.
unidentified
It's not about the what.
It's not about the how.
It's not about the why or the when.
It's about who.
No one man should have all that power.
The clock's ticking.
I just count the hours.
Stop chipping.
I'm tripping off the power.
Teal in fucking world's.
elijah schaffer
So these are actually my friends.
I don't give a fuck what you guys think about them.
These are people that have been there for me and supported me, even when people have tried to cause the worst.
And that's why I support people whose actions, even if I disagree with them ideologically on some things, we disagree entirely, but we support each other's right to view what we view.
And that's why I respect Myron.
That's why I respect Sneeko.
That's why I respect Nick.
unidentified
Because look, we don't see eye to eye on a lot of things.
elijah schaffer
And so this is not going to be a time where we come together and we agree on everything and everything's, you know, a circle jerk or whatever.
It's the idea of the fact that, look, Sneeko and Myron and Nick do not care what I believe and they respect my right to believe it.
And I respect the right to believe that too.
And we don't get that respect from a lot of people in the industry, most people, 99.9% of the people.
There's very few of us who give each other that sort of respect to have that understanding.
And so that's why I like those guys.
To read a couple more of the chats, Mega Chumbus said, Chinese people leave a trail so the rest of the nest can find food.
Dylan Foreman, a couple more super chats.
We're reading them all tonight, by the way, as a solo show because my guest Ben tonight is bleeding out in a TSA bathroom after being sodomized by a baton and a cop he thought was hot.
It turned out to be transgender, new detail, and killed him.
So he's dead.
Duke of Meme said, Do you think Trump is just saying all this gay and retarded shit so he gets elected or is he gay and retarded for real?
Time will tell.
He's saying a lot of gay and retarded shit.
You're fully correct.
Whether or not this is going to be a long-term platform, that's going to be decided.
But Teal's vision for America is like a bro nation and it involves a lot of multiculturalism and a lot of legal immigration.
So, you know, buddy, I don't think that the country you want is really ever going to be there, at least anytime soon.
Roman salute said, the amount of Medicaid fraud the Jews commit is insane.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
They do it so much that they sponge up money from other local resources.
They filter their money through their synagogues.
I've never heard of that.
I'm not discounting that.
A lot of this stuff that sounds crazy to me.
It might be true, right?
I'm saying, I'm not discounting you if you think it's true.
I have no idea.
I've never heard that.
That's true.
Someone said, well, Elijah, you mean, what is that?
I have no idea what that is.
Okay.
So that's the respect, right?
So that's the respect.
So that's the respect.
I'm just going to leave that there.
Someone said, is Elijah's a honey spot just to get us to say stupid shit and get us put on a list?
Listen, you're not going to get put on a list for writing on Rumble.
Okay.
Unless you like, say, unless you threaten the president or something, which don't do that, like Fed posts, then you probably won't be because Rumble won't report you.
But this is a very small, tight-knit community, right?
So I wouldn't really worry about any of that because we are a small community.
Redwater said on Censor that the trailer was awesome, and Brutal South said crushing it E.
Yeah, I want to bring more eyes to the censored audience.
So I wanted to get involved in like a bigger project so we can bring and build up this audience because I don't feel you like you're an audience.
I feel like we're together in this, right?
It doesn't feel like we're just hanging out.
This is us.
Whiz is Liberty, right?
This is who we are.
And I get concerned sometimes with what's going on with Trump.
I want to see if I can bring this up.
Is this what it is?
Oh, yeah.
This was so weird.
BB wishes Trump a total victory.
So Israel is fully behind Trump.
Trump says, you know, if he's assassinated, we talked about the last show to bomb Iran.
And of course, we have, you know, JD Vance, who's against foreign war, but really wants to arm all of Israel.
And Trump commits to arming Israel.
We're sort of bought out.
You know, Joan Richards sent in a super chat and said, you could be from LA.
We know you're not that gay.
Good job on FNF making fresh hate white boys was the highlight.
Hope your love in Florida.
No, only love to Fresh and Fit.
I love Fresh.
It was only a joke.
I didn't mean to piss him off with my Haitian and pushing for white babies, but I do believe in it and I'm trying to live it out because, you know, I see a lot of the people out there that care about families and these values.
I'm not perfect, but I can make babies.
unidentified
And if black people can make babies, I can make babies too.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
That's good shit.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Australian Ben is here.
Ask Australian Ben what happened to him.
Did he, did he miss?
Did something happen?
I think, oh, he said he's dying.
He said, I sent him a link.
All right, let me send you a link.
We'll bring Ben in for the last part of the show, for the second half.
I guess Ben will be joining us for the second half of the show, which is extremely good news.
I was hoping to help him with his thing.
He'll be joining us.
Well, so that's good.
So the second half of the show, Ben will be here.
So you want to stick around.
All right, transitioning topics here, a little bit about Kamala Harris.
You know, Trump said that we're being run by incompetent people, but I really don't think that's the case.
I looked at this video of Kamala Harris, and I think they're retarded, but they're not incompetent.
I think it's intentional destruction.
Listen, remember when Kamala Harris said this?
unidentified
So the United States shares a very important relationship, which is an alliance with the Republic of North Korea.
And it is an alliance that is strong and enduring.
And today, there were several demonstrations of just that point.
elijah schaffer
Where's that noise coming from?
All right.
So the crazy part about this is Kamala Harris is the establishment.
Like she is the institution.
People say that the institution is corrupt.
The establishment is corrupt.
She is the institution.
She is the establishment.
Every large meme agency is with her.
People should be threatened by her.
She's gotten artificially gained millions of followers on Instagram, on TikTok, racking up hundreds of millions of views with Gen Z, mobilizing an army.
Don't let people lie to you that Trump's got it in the bag.
It's not true.
It's completely a lie.
That's why they switched out Biden with Kamala.
Don't buy into that bullshit Trump support that people gave you in 2020 when they rigged it.
They're planning on rigging this next election.
I've been talking to delegates and people on the ground in Michigan, in Pennsylvania.
And, you know, I was hanging out with two Pennsylvania and a Georgia delegate at the RNC.
And they didn't really, couldn't really explain to me.
You know, it was off record that they've really done anything tangible besides train poll workers to notice fraud to fortify the election in favor of Trump.
So don't give me this whole thing, oh, you know, we're going to win.
We have in the bag.
You don't have shit in the bag.
Now, I'm not saying Kamala is going to win.
I'm just saying they're running her because they believe she's going to win.
And I don't think they believe she's going to win because she's going to be popular, but they may blame it on Gen Z votes because they're all going to vote remote.
And so they're going to do the mail-in ballot switch again.
I know that for sure.
You'll see that this election.
And maybe it won't be enough.
And I'm considering.
Remember, I told you the theory.
I spoke to an insider with one of our congressmen, or it was one of our congressmen, but yeah, it went an insider.
It was the congressman.
Told me that in the 2016 election, that the Mossad was involved in switching back some of the votes on the electronic machines because Trump was rigged to lose.
And they sort of undid some of the rigging.
Maybe even rigged it in his favor and got him to win because he was more pro-Israel than Hillary.
And everyone thought that was stupid.
But I, you know, after 2020 came around, when I brought that theory up and then 2020 happened, and then people were like, you know, hey, actually, maybe that did happen.
Maybe it was rigged against Trump.
And so, you know, foreign governments could intervene, but I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just saying it's a possibility.
Someone said that's exactly what I said.
Trump needs to look out in all directions.
Yeah, that's true.
100%.
We'll see if Ben decides to join in our two.
Oh, okay.
That's just someone.
No, I can't read that right now.
All right.
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I want to read two super chats before we go to the music here.
John Richards said Trump sold himself in 2016 to move the embassy.
Not Miriam owns the space and he got 100 million.
Are we just playing ourselves?
Is this WWF?
And the Roman Salute said, when you donate money to a synagogue, it's considered a tax deductible.
And they do it to the point that it makes them come across as poor.
They aren't married under U.S. law, so their women get every state benefit.
Very interesting.
And that's what we have.
We've been reading all the super chats as we go.
As noticer, I am said we should read them through the show instead of just at the end so they're more relevant and you get your topic said as we go.
So, anyway, guys, I'll see you in about two minutes.
Everyone on locals on Censored.
I'll see you in just a moment.
Let's go ahead and let's go to the break.
Benjamin Netanyahu.
Um, we didn't get to do a sound check or anything.
I know we haven't, we've heard a lot of uh theories on what happened to you, and we don't really know what happened.
Where have you been?
@australiantalk
Uh, Shaniqua, it's great to be here, man.
Um, I'm coming through loud and clear.
I got held up for about 90 minutes in a crazy accident on the M1.
Um, I was on the motorbike, man, but I thought I'd get home in half an hour, but yeah, it didn't happen because there are too many cops out on the road.
Great to see you, Elijah Schaefer.
It's great to see you, man.
I've been wondering about you.
I was wondering when you're going to crawl out of Kamala Harris's pussy.
I'm glad to see you today.
unidentified
What?
You're looking for Jews, right?
You're burying deep, looking for shekels.
elijah schaffer
I was in Kamala's pussy looking for shekels.
Geez, coming hot with the uh, with the remarks.
Shout out to Good Logic, who was uh there as well.
We love Good Logic, big supporters, big, uh, big ups to the good man.
Uh, how have you been, Ben?
So if people are new to the show, Benjamin was my proctologist back in Australia.
So we have a very unique relationship.
So someone sent in a report that you went through TSA to try to join us in person.
You got turned on by the sexy security agent, that the police, federal police agent, let her pat you down.
It was voluntarily handcuffed.
Then she proceeded to sodomize you with her baton.
You bled out.
And it turned out she was transgender, which makes you, sir, gay.
And so you were last time we checked, you were dying in police custody due to a fetish issue.
How have you been since then?
Apparently, I happened 22 minutes ago, too.
So quick recovery, my friend, quick recovery.
@australiantalk
Yeah, I got stitched up pretty well by the TSA.
They put me back together pretty quickly, gave me an infusion, and I'm here now.
But yeah, glad to be with you, E. I'm so happy that you're now back in the United States doing your thing.
Yeah, Australia's been a little bit crazy, but let's talk about the topics, my man.
You missed it.
I know.
elijah schaffer
We were hoping you were here the whole time because we were having a show and we decided to start the show because I think we might be starting the show a little bit later now.
We tried earlier, but it seems like later is hitting a little better.
I'd love to know in the chats if you like the show starting at 7.30.
Put a one in the chat if you like the show starting at 7.30.
Put a two in the chat if you like us starting the show a little later, like 10.45, 11 around then.
And then put a three in the chat if you're mad we change the time.
But I think 10 o'clock isn't good.
I think either later or earlier because there's just too much going on in that time for our show.
And we got to rebuild it.
So I want to make sure that we're in like a good, a good time.
People like it a little later.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Everyone basically likes it later.
Somebody likes it at 7.30, but everyone seems to like it.
Yeah.
Everyone comes later.
It's true.
I think the 11 o'clock, that works better for you, Ben, because then it's later in the day.
@australiantalk
Yeah, whatever's later in the day works better for me.
I've been working so much, E. My missus, the princess, is still overseas.
She went to Europe eight weeks ago, came home for four days, jumped on a plane, went overseas again with her sister.
And they've had some typhoons or whatever.
And what went down with CrowdStrike threw her travel plans into disarray.
So would you believe she's still, unfortunately, unable to return home.
So that means I've just been doing my thing.
So yeah, man, she's had a holiday and another holiday and now she's having another holiday.
So as we do, we've got to look after him.
I'm going to keep sending cash.
So I just work, bro.
But that's okay because as soon as she gets home, I'm going to tell her, well, it's time for me to go on a holiday.
So I might be coming to America.
elijah schaffer
Oh, well, we dude.
Listen, I'm happy.
I left the slightly offensive sign for you.
It's at Kez's parents, but that's only like an hour from you.
You should go pick it up.
Or I'll tell them next time they're up north a little bit to bring it by your house because you should like put it on like something.
Like you should put it like on a stand and then just like be able to move it.
So when you come on, you can like throw it up.
But it's a nice house, man.
You just got a new house.
It looks like you moved into a new room.
You've got a studio.
You figured out the webcam a little bit and you sound good.
The audio sounds good.
And I was really glad about this because I was really thinking you were going to come in and fuck it up, but you didn't.
@australiantalk
I'm just a white dude, but I'm actually black inside and I'm a descendant from Aboriginals.
So don't hold against me like you of 60 at best.
But I got it sorted, E.
I actually had the big backdrop and everything all happening as well in the studio.
But for some reason, because I had too many lights on, it seemed to have cooked the adhesive tape that I had attached to my wall.
So it fell down five minutes prior to me coming on cam, but I'll get it all sorted because it's been rolling good all the time.
I haven't used it.
The one time I need to use it, it all went haywire.
But yeah, we'll get it sorted.
Who cares?
elijah schaffer
And we will get it sorted.
I'm very happy about that.
The later show seems to work out better, though, because people get really tired of everything else.
And then we're here.
You saw too the new project we were talking about, working on that new project with Myron and with Sneeko and Fuentes.
I think that's a pretty good idea, right?
To sort of combine the different audiences because Slightly Offensive has been jerked around more than a child on Epstein Island, you know?
So it's like it's been cost.
And we've like we've lost our main YouTube channel.
Now we have another YouTube channel that got fucked.
And then we get, you know, switched into and from from networks.
Like we can't even like keep an audience or keep like a subscriber base.
You know, I left my other company.
Didn't give me a single email.
I didn't get to keep my email base.
I had like 100,000 emails from people who had like subscribed over the years and stuff.
I wasn't even allowed to keep my own like contacts or anything.
So I just like left with nothing, right?
No advertisers, no information.
Didn't know who had paid for subscriptions.
And then I never got it.
So I got fucked.
But then, so it's like, now we just keep fighting.
And now we can actually rebuild.
Now, and I've been in Australia, but now we're going to be building in here in Florida.
This is the place.
The only thing we're missing is our good friend Ben to come by, be in the studio, and experience South Florida, where I walked in today, bought a gun with just my driver's license, and it's all it took.
Just hand on my driver's license and just purchased a sidearm.
Good, good shit, right?
@australiantalk
I'm looking forward to Elijah with guns.
I want Elijah to have Desert Eagle on each hip, but I reckon it's awesome the new show you're doing as well with the guys, man, because you four dudes are going to roll in and it's going to be so hardcore.
You're going to actually blow up the internet in a sense.
And you're going to be able to push back significantly against the false narratives been pushed out there for a long time.
You guys are all populists in your own way.
And it's a perfect alignment with America First and what's happening in your country as well.
So look out, man, because it's going to come in like a tidal wave and it's going to take many, many enemies and destroy them.
And that's what needs to happen.
Charlie Kirk's head is spinning.
The great thing is, Candace Owens will be quite happy to come on the show and have a chat with you four guys as well.
So you're going to be able to bridge that gap.
And it's only a matter of time.
And you'll get Donald Trump Jr. easily, but you need El Presidento Donald Trump actually to sit down.
Now, Nick will have to take a sick day that day.
elijah schaffer
But that's I don't think Don Jr. will come though because he can't be around too much.
Although I did see him at the RNC, which was nice.
He follows me on Twitter, which is interesting.
But he's a really nice guy.
He's just a little rich and he's got handlers.
You know what I mean?
He spoke and was like, Israel's our greatest ally.
And then we get stuck with where we're at.
Well, you know, now that you've given an update, you're there.
We're happy to have you.
We've seen you around.
I think it's really interesting.
Let me see if I can bring this up here.
We're talking about Kamala Harris a little bit.
You know what's funny?
Every time there's a cool tweet, I'm blocked by the person who's the tweet.
So I guess we'll just look at a few things.
I saw today, some things haven't ended.
We'll go back into some miscellaneous stuff.
I was wanted you to update you how America's doing.
And I don't know if you saw this, but this was a photo shoot, a Bodur photo shoot with a black person.
And let's see how it went.
unidentified
You know, I just,
elijah schaffer
I really do.
I really do miss laughing at these videos.
And I was just thinking about this.
So, like, do you see the fat sacks?
Like, I was, I was thinking about this because everyone knows I have a condition called lymph demo.
So, like, even if I don't even have to gain weight, like, I didn't even gain weight.
I just was eating unhealthy for like four or five weeks, and my face just gets swollen.
I get all this.
I have to go get lymph draining and stuff.
It's just crazy thing.
unidentified
So, it's fine.
elijah schaffer
I'm back eating healthy at the gym, but I have to go get a physical lymph fluid.
Uh, Ben knows about it, always touching my neck, trying to always like trying to get the fluid to like drain on my face.
But, you know, whatever.
But, you know, I gain a little weight here and there.
Everyone does five or ten pounds, you know, two to five kilos is pretty normal to gain here and there.
But then you figure it out and you, you, you, you literally, you, you break it off.
But you don't wait till you become the actual fictitious supercont in the Pangea and then wait until billions of years pass to you know break off parts of your fat.
She's separating continents.
Like that's there are literal different zip codes on her back.
It's really alarming how big these black women get.
White women too, but black women are just massive, man.
You know what I'm talking about?
They're big girls, the Abbos, too.
unidentified
They're big.
@australiantalk
Yeah, well, that's grade A whale blubber right there, E.
It's amazing.
Beached whales do come in all forms.
And yeah, Moby Dick was talking about the white whale.
Well, it looks like Snoop Dogg's going to have to get down the beach and talk about the black whale because, yeah, that's crazy.
She's actually going to make an indentation, which the waves will not be able to remove in that sand.
And little fishies are going to come and formulate a little pond right there as well.
They're going to be like, oh, thank you so much.
But yeah, man, like, that's crazy.
Some dude was like, hey, babe, you're so sexy.
Lie down in the sand for me because she's trying to be like all exquisite.
She's trying to be extremely feminine.
She's trying to play off.
Look at me.
I'm a mermaid.
It's an atrocity.
It's avert your eyes.
Don't look at this.
But you know, some dude, some homies gone back and he's railing that.
unidentified
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
Brian.
@australiantalk
That's a brian as well, man.
I miss you, Brian.
We'll have a chat later on, and I'll catch you tomorrow as well, bud.
elijah schaffer
Someone said in the chat, right?
I was going to send a super chat said, John Richards said, that's where she keeps her welfare eggs, which is kind of unfortunate.
It's a jelly donut.
People said it's like a literal walrus.
It's a walriga, someone said.
A jelly donut is what they said.
Huge.
But you know, people were reminding us that you yourself have a racist background.
I remember when you went on a you went on uh info wars to decry Netanyahu.
Netanyahu was in my backyard.
You know, he was about 20 minutes up the road, right?
So I was like, I was right there.
And you know, things are bad when I miss important situations like that.
But I don't know if you know about Florida, but Florida is very Jewish, you know.
And one of the things, dude, think about this.
You know what made me angry today?
Look, you can support Israel if you'd want, right?
I went to the gun store and it was owned by Israelis.
Israelis do like guns, okay?
And they, we know they love weapons, right?
They're dropping a shit ton of them on Gaza.
They're into that stuff.
So, you know, whatever.
And they had Make America great again hats in the gun store.
You know, Jews love Trump, whatever.
I had nothing problem with Jews.
What made me angry was all around Palm Beach, people took down their American flags and were flying Israeli flags instead of American flags on all the flagpoles all around Palm Beach.
They took not they didn't fly under it or with it.
They took down their American flags and flew the Star of David.
That to me is reprehensible.
It's it, there's no excuse.
@australiantalk
Well, that's gayer than flying a rainbow flag and it's sedition as well.
And it shows where their true loyalties are.
Deport them all, get them out with prejudice immediately.
If you have to strap them to a scud missile and send them home very quickly, get them back there, man.
Netanyahu and all the rest of them, they deserve the wall.
unidentified
I'm actually, you know, it's actually kind of funny, man.
elijah schaffer
Uh, you know, uh, Luke's here, right?
Luke Garn.
He's here.
He's here.
He just like took a plane and he's tripping out.
He didn't, he's, he's a, he's, he's going to be here.
He'll be on the show, I think, next week.
He's going to be staying at my house for a week.
He, uh, he's like, oh, by the way, you'll trip out how cheap even hotels are over here.
Let me like a decent hotel for like 70 bucks a night, you know, like a pretty good one, hook a pretty good sweet.
@australiantalk
So they come with big booty Latinas.
elijah schaffer
I just want one that comes honestly down in Miami, probably $300, $300.
And you probably could for an hour.
@australiantalk
Oh, puppy, for sure.
I can't wait for it, man.
It's going to be so good.
I've got two fists and they both can penetrate.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I was driving with a friend who's a native down here.
He actually watches, he's an SOB.
unidentified
And we were driving down to Miami.
elijah schaffer
And there was this big sign for big booty Latina strippers, you know.
And big old sign with big old tiggle bitties, you know?
And he's like, just so you know, that's like the best strip club in the area.
I was like, okay, he's like, not that you need this information, but just so you know, I was like, I was like, but is it probably pretty ghetto there?
Like, it's probably like people just like throwing cash and like, you know, it's got like, it's got the big booty Latinas, but it's also probably got the ends in the people.
And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's Miami.
And I don't know why I told you that, but yeah, whatever.
And I was just laughing because I'm like, you know, if you want to go, you can go if the price is right.
I just got to tell you, here's the problem.
Here's the catch.
Here's the catch, Ben.
If you want the big booty Latinas, you can get them.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Here's the problem.
Not only is the conversion rate bad, so your dollar bills you're throwing are going to be a dollar and two quarters.
You're going to have, you're not going to be making it rain.
You're going to be making it hail on that bitch.
But also, on top of that, you've got to deal with Tupac and Biggie, who are going to be in the same place.
Are you ready to sacrifice your possible safety to be that close to the forbidden Latinas?
@australiantalk
Well, it's just cultural enrichment.
I'll get amongst it.
And, you know, in, I guess, to celebrate where they come from, I'm just going to pay them all in pesos as well.
So when they ask for the cash, I'm just going to break out wads of pesos and be like, here you go, baby.
And if they take exception to that, I'll say, well, what am I playing with here?
Just because they're in the United States doesn't mean they deserve to be paid in United States dollars.
They're not after all.
elijah schaffer
No, dude.
Oh my gosh.
Someone said this is me in South Florida.
Actually, they sent a super chat in here in the locals here.
That's me in South Florida.
Say hello to my little friend.
But yeah, no, it is, man.
You'll really like it here because it's just like Gold Coast, but with like more freedom, less taxes, and big booty Latinas, if that's what you're, if that's what you're into.
@australiantalk
I just want to stand my ground when I'm in Florida.
I just want to stand my ground while I'm sipping 40s with the brothers on the corner.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Well, I'm going to blow your mind.
Did you see this video?
Speaking of the ends right here, did you see this video of where this guy literally said he cannot hear smoke alarms?
Did you see this?
@australiantalk
No, but it wouldn't surprise me, man, because I know the smoke alarm chirp keeps them company when they're home alone and they can't afford their cable bill.
elijah schaffer
Okay, listen, this is watch this.
This is one of those moments where women don't like they accidentally fly a little too close to the sun.
Like they're just innocent.
And then they're like, realize that there are cultural differences between us.
Let's just put it lightly at that.
And then like they're digging themselves into a hole and don't realize how gold, how much gold they're giving us.
Listen to this.
unidentified
I want to know whose job was it to change the batteries in the smoke detector.
Oh man, I don't.
That was not nobody's job.
My smoke detectors still go up right now.
I'm here.
I'm hearing it.
Is that your smoke detector?
Yes.
I don't like I didn't switch the batteries.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm doing it wrong.
Tamador, did you were you sleeping with this going?
Like, I don't understand.
I didn't, I didn't hit Swiss so hard, I don't even hear it.
You're telling me you slept an entire night with that noise in the background?
How many nights?
Uh, this has been going on since last season.
It's been, it's been good luck, so I just let it go.
Like, I've been having, I've been playing good so far the whole season.
I just, you know, I'm kind of superstitious.
Like, are you joking?
No, I'm serious.
Where are you right now?
Like, where you're in Santa Clara and you're there often, and you're telling me that you haven't changed the battery in your smoke detector in over a year.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
@australiantalk
And that's not prime.
unidentified
And you don't even hear that.
elijah schaffer
Like, I don't even hear it no more.
unidentified
And it's because you're superstitious.
Superstitious.
This is the crazy thing.
I've felt I've done a lot of crazy things.
I've heard a lot of this is the craziest thing I've ever heard.
I literally want to scratch my skin off because I keep hearing this noise and you don't even hear it.
Like for games, I listen to the same songs.
elijah schaffer
There's a lot to be thought of here, right?
He listens the same songs all the time.
They're rhythmic, inconvenient noises don't bother him.
I think this might be a symptom of low IQ.
I think this might be a cognitive dissonance.
Like, I think this is a surprise, right?
That's that is, I've never heard it admitted.
We don't hear it, but it is in every, it, it is in every place.
Even if I go to shows where black people run the shows or anything, smoke alarms are typically chirping.
That's all I'll say.
You know what I mean?
And I don't, they don't hear it.
That's really crazy.
Is it a cultural thing?
What is that, man?
I'm really now, I'm really intrigued, you know?
@australiantalk
Well, it's an aversion to danger awareness as well.
But the white woman, yeah, she's certainly surprised.
She is almost startled that that dude is like, no, I'll just like disavow whatever potential risk this can afford me and my family.
That's not worth it.
It's not really important.
You know, smoke alarms, they serve no purpose whatsoever.
And the chirping, that warning, no, I shouldn't adhere to that warning.
I shouldn't perhaps implement some preventative measures right here, which is as easy as changing a battery, Elijah.
Do you know what I mean?
When you cannot be actually changing a battery, you've got issues, particularly when that could save your life.
It just shows that they really don't value their lives whatsoever.
But yeah, the white woman's surprise at hearing this almost demonstrates that they are so close-minded as to the reality of the situation here.
Man, that homie is all about, no, I don't really care.
Like, it's cool.
I just don't hear it anymore.
Well, that's because for so long in the ghetto, they've heard sirens coming, but they pay no attention to sirens as well because that just means another homie just got smoked.
elijah schaffer
Gunshots, too, right?
And they don't even care.
They just keep it.
@australiantalk
Yeah, like, why would you care?
Like, it doesn't mean anything because life really isn't valued there.
And if you can't value your own life, how the hell are you meant to value someone else's life?
elijah schaffer
Right.
No, I, dude, I look, I'll tell you this.
So, this is a true story, and this is absolutely fantastic about smoke alarms.
So, I moved into like a new condo, and it's new, new, like it just got built, which means it's built like shit, and the doors are thin, and it's overpriced, and it doesn't work right and nothing works because it's a new condo, and it's built, you know, recently.
And so, I mean, it's crazy.
Like the pipe in the bathroom is connected to like the outdoors.
So I can hear cars in the bathroom louder than I can outside.
It's, it's like, fucked.
Like they just design flawed this.
Shout out to modern contractors for being retarded and incompetent.
But one of the things that happened was right when I moved in, like the second week, the smoke alarm went out like an hour before I was supposed to go live.
We went out.
It's like, chirp.
And the thing is that the smoke alarm wasn't like a normal smoke alarm, like external because the new buildings was like built into the wall.
It was like built in.
And like you couldn't just remove it.
Like you needed a tool.
And I had just moved here.
So I didn't have any tools.
I do have them now.
So I'm like, okay, I don't have this hex screw thing to like get this thing out of the wall.
So I put in a work, a work order.
I'm like, hey, I need this fixed now.
Like this is pissing my wife off.
It's pissing me off.
It had only been going on for like three minutes.
I'm like, fix this shit.
Like, I can't live in a house like this.
It's uncomfortable.
@australiantalk
Pronto, a Mexican word?
Pronto.
Pronto.
Get it done pronto.
elijah schaffer
Pronto.
Vominos.
Let's go.
And a black guy comes in to fix it.
And he's like, comes to the kitchen.
He's like, so what's the problem?
And I'm like, the smoke alarm.
And it's going off like.
And he's like, yeah, so what's wrong with it?
I was like, it's, it's going off.
There's a battery.
He's like, let me see.
He's like, looking at it, like, you don't need to look at it.
unidentified
It's like, beep.
elijah schaffer
Like, you can hear it going off.
He's like, all right, all right.
So, what do you want me to do?
And I was like, change the battery because you're the, like, I would, I would just do it if I had tools right.
I just moved in and he came like instantly.
I put his emergency work order like right there.
I was like, dude, change this shit, man.
The time it's going to take me to go run to Home Depot and like buy a, you know, a drill or some screwdriver stuff.
It's like 20 minutes away.
I'm just like, clean, get the shit, man.
I got to go live right now.
So they came and I was like, and they changed it.
And he's like, basically look to me like an idiot.
Like, so we fixed your problem.
I was like, yeah, having something chirp in your house is a problem.
That's crazy.
Even the fix-it-man was like, this is a problem?
Like to having the shit.
Like, that's how crazy it is.
Like, even like the fix-it-man's like, yeah, I guess like the on-staff person's like, yo, what the hell?
Like, chirping shit isn't normal.
It's like, no, this is actually a problem.
@australiantalk
Welcome to multiculturalism.
elijah schaffer
Welcome.
I would have canceled the show.
I even told that, I'm going to have to cancel my show because I cannot do this.
It's so embarrassing to have a smoke alarm going off.
I'm going to have to cancel the show, go drive to Home Depot and take care of him if you don't come right now.
So they came right now.
But I was like, I mean, it's that to that level, man.
And so I couldn't handle it.
Maybe I'm a bitch, but I couldn't handle it.
It was like annoying.
People live with this guy for a year, over a year, and he's rich.
So what's the deal?
@australiantalk
It's because so many of the daddies are locked up doing 25 to life in solitary as well.
So honestly, I do believe it's because it keeps them company.
That's the only rational explanation I can give.
It keeps them company-y.
They're so used to only speaking with people in their own household when they're young.
Maybe when they're an infant, when they're celebrating the birth of the new homie that's just arrived on the block.
But aside from that, bro, it's a terrible situation.
And it demonstrates their lack of care.
And if they, once again, man, if they are able and willing to show such a lack of care for their own self-preservation, what does that say about the wider community and the rest of Americans?
elijah schaffer
Well, I don't know, but I know in this new apartment, there may be an excuse because now they're like screwed into the wall.
They're like built into this like unit.
So they're not like typical external ones.
So maybe there's an excuse.
You needed like, you needed actually like, there was bolts on it.
So, you did need to get it removed, which is fine, which I could have removed it myself, but I timed it, right?
20 minutes there, 20 minutes back, 15 minutes in, I'd have to cancel the show, right?
And then do it and change it.
And it's like, all right, so I was going to lose money.
So then it was like, they do it for free here.
They'll fix it for you.
So they changed the battery.
However, the unironic part was it also took a special battery, like a little tiny, like small battery, which is fine.
But then I would have had to come take it out, find out which battery it took.
It didn't take a D battery.
It didn't even take like any square battery or anything.
It just took this really little like C2 or something, it's called.
So then you would have to go back out, go get a battery.
So I understand for the average person, maybe that's too difficult.
Maybe, maybe they can't get a little battery.
But for me, it was like, even if you don't want to do it yourself, if you were rich, why wouldn't you just go pay someone to do it?
I mean, I didn't have to pay.
It was free, right?
And the guy, he's like on call.
@australiantalk
Have you got lesbian neighbors, Elijah?
Have you got lesbian neighbors?
Because if so, that would have a stockpile of batteries, one would assume.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think I'm going to shut.
Someone said I should have shot it.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Just shot it.
@australiantalk
Yeah, shut up, bitch.
Yeah, damn right.
Like, you can imagine there'd be a few homies that would actually do that.
Like, this thing keeps yapping, man.
I've got to shut it up.
I saw a clip earlier on this week.
I'm not sure if you're also familiar with it, but there was some homie and he was like, hey, bitch, you're going to have my baby, right?
You're going to have my baby.
And he trained his Glock on his hoe.
And it was in the living room of their own house.
And she was like, no, don't point that thing at me.
And he's like, shut the fuck up.
You're going to have my baby, right?
You're going to give me my little junior.
And he literally shot at her, but he moved the gun because he didn't want to smoke her because she's actually pregnant.
But so his son shooted up his own house to try to compel his hoochie to actually confirm to him that she was going to become his baby mama.
Have you seen that clip, bro?
elijah schaffer
No, I didn't.
Could you have it?
You sent to me.
@australiantalk
I can't find it, but Brian, you know, you've got fingers.
Get to work.
But yeah, if we play some other clips soon, and I have an observation on Kamala Harris as well.
unidentified
Frequently.
@australiantalk
So I'll collect her.
unidentified
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
What's going on?
What happened?
@australiantalk
So I've got an observation on Kamala Harris as well.
So when we play a Kamal Harris clip, I'll certainly, yeah, I'll make that observation.
I'll share it with you, Elijah, as an exclusive.
I think it stands to reason.
It's actually quite obvious, but I'm astounded that a couple of people haven't been able to put the pieces together as yet.
elijah schaffer
Someone's in the chat.
By the way, I'm thinking about the education and anti-Semitism here.
It's not laws, anti-Semitism.
They just defined anti-Semitism, which I disagree with.
But it has to do with defining it so that when there is a hate crime, which I also don't believe in, that there's a strict understanding of like behavior that would be considered, which is, of course, to protect Jewish people, which, because Florida is very Jewish.
But the whole educational thing, like the Department of Education defunding things, firing people for being anti-Semitic, that is educational.
But defining anti-Semitism isn't, to me, really, you're not going to get prosecuted for just criticizing Israel or Jewish power.
But if you go out and let's say, firebomb a synagogue and then you say, oh, I just attacked a synagogue because I cared, I didn't like the whatever the guy is, the rabbi.
But if you like, we're posting stuff like, I hate, I don't believe in the Holocaust and stuff, then they could probably characterize it as a hate crime because they're saying that you, you know, it's really bullshit and it's retarded.
And they did this in Texas as well.
But it's, there's not like you can crit, like there's not a law you can't criticize Israel here per se, even in the, even in the Senate where they were trying to pass, that was also Department of Education as well.
So I'm saying you're not as a private citizen in Florida, probably at any point.
I don't think it could trump your First Amendment in any way.
But it is a step in the very bad direction.
But I don't think people understand like a majority of Republican states, from my understanding, took in that definition already, including South Dakota, of defining what anti-Semitism is.
So it's a slippery slope into violating our rights as Americans to protect one group over another.
And it's foolish and it's stupidity.
But it's not like if it's not like I can get in trouble for criticizing Israel here.
And if I'm wrong on that, then, you know, I have no idea, but I've read the laws about that years ago and even recently in March of this year when it was taking place in the Senate in Florida.
And I'm pretty sure they were just changing the definition or how they define it.
But you're really not going to see like get fired or something unless you have a government job, particularly in education.
But I mean, you can get fired from a normal job for misgendering someone.
So it's not like the private sector is good on this shit.
You know, they're not, they're not, you don't have, you don't have free speech in your company, right?
That's people, just the chat's getting confused.
You don't have free speech in your company at all.
So you, they can fire you for basically any grounds.
And so, you know, whether you're anti-Semitic or whatever, but if you're anti-white, you might even get fired too today.
But your anti-whiteness can't be so open.
You have to say, I hate white people, but you can discriminate in the workplace against white people, and that's acceptable.
So that's, it's a little different.
But, but I just want to clarify that to people, you know, no, in Florida, you're not, there's not like, you don't go to jail for like saying fuck Israel or something.
Like that's not, that's not what's going on here, right?
So I don't think people are aware of that.
Although DeSantis and the Senate here did pass gay laws in favor of redefining hate speech, which doesn't even exist.
So I don't know.
People just get confused.
So Florida is a great state to live in.
It's fantastic.
And it's an incredible place.
But anywhere where Republicans are in power, you're going to find a lot of slant towards protecting Israel.
Like that's just that Republican Party is completely bought out and sold out by APAC.
So you're not, you're not going to move to a Republican state like Florida and not have bullshit about that.
And I don't like that, but it's true.
I mean, I don't know if you know that, but the Republican, I don't know if you just found this out right now, that the Republican Party is sold out to the Zionist movement.
I don't know if you found that out right now, but is that what Massey was telling Tucker Carlson?
Yeah.
@australiantalk
They've each got an appointee and that appointee tells them.
So serious question to you then, Elijah, on the back of that.
If Jews were not present in Israel, would you and other people place such scrutiny on the nation state of Israel?
elijah schaffer
What do you mean?
@australiantalk
Well, if Israel was void of Jews, would Israel be a problem?
elijah schaffer
That's like asking if my cut wasn't infected, would I be worried about it?
Like, it's like, I don't know.
Like, it's, there's been a global Zionist movement for centuries, millennia, since the fall of the Jewish state.
It wasn't even Jewish, but the Hebrew state, right?
The real Israel, the real Jews, not the current ones that are European descent.
@australiantalk
And so I mean, Israelis, the black Israelitis, the real Jews.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Traekwan, Traequan Wilson.
No, but I mean, like, these people have been, you know, you know, kind of like gypsies, like the Roma have sort of been implanting themselves in countries for centuries, you know, you know, more than that, and have been sort of, you know, introducing their models and their laws and their financial system that have been causing problems in Western nations and not just Western nations for a very, very long time, you know, and it doesn't mean every one of them has.
It doesn't mean that they all have.
Many of which, as Trump say, not all are bad, not all, but some, but most, but whatever.
@australiantalk
But no, but I mean, there's not sending their best, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're not sending their best.
And I would wish that more Jewish people would condemn the bad people among them, but they don't.
And they get really defensive.
And so, you know, they get really defensive and say any criticism of Zionism is a criticism of Jews.
And I don't, I don't agree to that.
I think that's intellectually dishonest.
But, you know, they get really sensitive about it.
They're the most sensitive people I've ever dealt with in my life.
And, you know, unfortunately, that's just the reality.
And I love many Jewish friends and I have Jewish family members.
I have no problem with them.
But, you know, even family members have stopped listening to me or stopped, you know, associating with me because of my views.
So, you know, and whatever.
Fuck you.
You know what I mean?
I'm not whatever.
@australiantalk
Very thin skin, but a very quick draw to drop bombs on children.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're not slow to kill kids.
I'll tell you that.
We did get a super chat here bringing this in from John Richards.
Said, Ben, I know Gavin did a whole show on Aussie Punk.
I got into the drunk mums and the chats.
New Aussie Punk is killing you.
Any recommendations?
COVID created an awesome trend of new music there.
@australiantalk
Well, because I'm not a punk, only because typically I can't wear mohawks under my caps.
I'll have to check out the drunk mums.
And yeah, I'll get back to you.
Maybe next week in a couple of weeks, I'll certainly give you an extensive review on the drunk mums.
But yeah, Aussie Punk is pretty cool.
If anyone's familiar with an Australian film, it was Russell Crowe's actually breakout movie that turned him into a Hollywood superstar.
It was called Romper Stomper.
And it was based on a gang of neo-Nazis that lived down in Melbourne in Victoria.
And they'd go around and they'd bash gooks.
They'd bash anyone who weren't white peoples.
So that was Russell Crowe's actually launch vehicle to become a superstar.
And in that movie, there is plenty of punk music as well where the skinheads and neo-Nazis get down.
They drink a lot of alcohol.
They love their punk.
And yeah, they get on.
And there's actually some punk chicks in that film that get fucked by Russell Crowe as well.
So by all means, Romper Stomper is its name.
Check it out.
It may satisfy a few people.
unidentified
But yeah, I'll look into that band.
@australiantalk
I'll get back to you.
elijah schaffer
Fucking alcohol, Russell Crowe.
Sounds like we got ourselves a real Friday night here, boys.
It's a good time.
No, it's good.
@australiantalk
It's actually a better movie than Gladiator for sure.
elijah schaffer
Maggie Champis said, How come nobody is talking about how Biden disappeared for a few days at the same time President Z of China went missing?
I dude, I don't know about this stuff, man.
I'm not entirely sure anyone's not talking about that, but that's just the truth.
Let's talk about a couple other things here that I want to bring up, other than the fact of the.
This is sort of like.
@australiantalk
I've sent you some clips by DM so we'll get to those, and I have to look at those observation on Kamala Harris as well.
elijah schaffer
Mike put this in here and said wow, I love street food.
unidentified
And then I clicked on the video and it was this, there's some low set nipples, for sure, some low set nipples.
elijah schaffer
All right, be gone.
Thought I'm just laughing because he's like I love street food.
It's like I'm not sure anyone saw the street food is a, that is not.
I did not see the street food there.
@australiantalk
All right, looks like she tucked her nipples away, much like trinnies tuck their cock away.
elijah schaffer
So let's talk about race mixing for a second.
So uh tastefully, Linda brought up this video and said, what's stop, we'll get into the women.
We're gonna the women topic here, right?
Uh tastefully, Linda said, what's stopping you from bringing home a hot Thai wife?
unidentified
So there's this.
elijah schaffer
This influencer puts up this video.
I don't need to explain it, watch this and uh, we'll talk.
Well we'll, we'll discuss it.
unidentified
This is a hot pasta meatball with protein in this menu.
You don't have to use heavy cream.
Then we have to have a hot cream.
The cream.
She gives me heavy cream.
This is not understood.
It's an season.
This is also a hot seasoning.
We use oil-purposed flour for about 10 grams.
I use the hot cream for 10 grams.
I use a hot cream.
I use a hot cream with rosemary.
I use meatball chicken with a hot cream.
I use a hot cream for the pasta.
All right.
think we're still going to be able to do it.
elijah schaffer
She's like, okay, so she brought this up and was like, what's stopping you from getting your Thai trad wife?
Now, I would say that that's 100% a woman, right?
We've talked about this, the ladyboys.
That's a woman.
@australiantalk
No, it's not.
elijah schaffer
You don't think so?
@australiantalk
No, they're not born with racks like that.
That's a rack only Western money can buy.
That's expatriate supplied and funded.
elijah schaffer
Oh, is this a man?
Is this a dude?
Don't tell me this is a dude.
Please don't.
@australiantalk
No, and this is the crazy thing about in Thailand, right?
In Thailand, so gay dudes have an option.
They can either go overseas and become gay and become like some guy's bedroom partner for a sugar daddy who's a faggot.
Otherwise, they can do the right thing and they can become a tranny.
They become a tranny and they're called a gatoy.
elijah schaffer
The right thing?
Wait, wait, wait.
But how is that the right thing?
@australiantalk
Well, because then they're not gay.
At least they can pass.
So when they walk down the street, not looking at them like, oh, look at these faggots.
You're actually like, hmm, that's a reasonable looking woman.
But they're hairless and they're slender.
And they do look like that.
But yes, that rack has been paid for with either American dollars, Australian dollars, British pounds, Euros, etc.
But she'll do all the right things because the thing about Thai.
elijah schaffer
Please tell me that's a woman.
Is that a woman?
@australiantalk
Well, Elijah, you're going to have to get down, open your mouth, and suck it.
And then you'll tell us.
elijah schaffer
Stop.
You're excommunicated from not just from here.
You're kicked out of the church.
You're gone.
I'm revealing.
@australiantalk
I feel like I can actually say more now that we're you're in America, which is sort of crazy because when we're here in Australia, I was actually biting my tongue quite a bit.
But I'm like, do you know what?
Now I'm just going to say things.
unidentified
I really couldn't care because Elijah's in America in this show.
Get help.
@australiantalk
The platform is afforded the First Amendment.
elijah schaffer
Get help.
Everyone put a get tell everyone to get help.
He needs help.
Help this man.
Help this man.
We need to bomb Iran.
Anytime that Ben talks like this, we're just going to bomb Iran.
No, but she could just be a chick with it with a boob job, right?
That's what I'm thinking.
Like, she could just be a chick that got a breast augmentation.
Like, could she just be a chick?
Because that would be really disappointing.
She seems to be like one of the more attractive Thai girls I've seen.
I'm just really not into, I'm not really into Asian chicks.
I don't, we've talked about this.
I don't fully understand the appeal.
I well, I don't fully understand the appeal.
It doesn't mean that I haven't been around them before.
It just means like I don't understand the fetishization.
And I don't know why all the racist white supremacists that I know want are date.
Like they all want to marry an Asian girl or they have an Asian girlfriend.
And that's that's not the minority.
That's the majority.
Like that is the majority.
And everyone that I work with race mix too.
So I that's why I want to talk about it.
I don't understand it.
I will respect people's like fetishes because some people are into weird things.
I don't find it weird.
What is it about Asians?
What is it?
Is it their personality?
Is it their submissiveness?
Is it their small petite bodies?
It's like, what is it that makes particularly white nationalist feeling identitarians fuck and marry Asian chicks?
Because I'm genuinely being honest.
I don't, it's like, it's like 90%.
You know what I mean?
It's like 90% of them.
Like, it's, it's, and it's so, it's like, it's crazy, but I don't tell me, tell me, what is it?
You know, you're the, you're the master of this shit.
You go on tours.
You've gone on tours in your young years around the Asian countries.
You know what's going on.
What's going on?
Enlighten me.
@australiantalk
Well, they're not argumentative.
They're always willing to give a massage.
They're quite happy to attend to their domestic duties.
They do not expect you to do things which is in their domain.
And they're quite happy to demonstrate, hey, listen, I'm adequate.
I can do this.
Watch my cleaning skills.
They'll clean the kitchen after every single meal, Elijah.
Now, you have to appreciate that.
They'll sweep the floor even when it's not dirty.
You have to appreciate that.
They also understand that there's certain things that you shouldn't have to do, which is go and get yourself your own beverage after a hard day's work when all you want to do is sit down on the couch.
And they'll come on over.
They'll bring you a drink.
They'll serve it on a tray with a glass filled with ice next to that drink.
And they'll also attend to your lazy boy and they will extend the foot, the foot raising platform for you as well, man.
So yeah, they're extremely caring.
They're diligent in their duty as well.
So there's lots of things to appreciate about them.
And they can cook, bro.
They can actually cook and they understand you need three meals a day.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so they make good submissive partners, but what's the sexual attraction there?
Like, is it the lack of eyelids?
Is it like, like, and I'm, because I understand there's a difference between like one night stands, right?
And ching, ching, bing, bing, bang, bang.
You know what I mean?
But whenever.
@australiantalk
But they always look surprised with those lack of eyelids either.
They're like, you don't even have to hold them open.
They're just ready to be glazed.
elijah schaffer
I will bring you your drinks, master.
I may also bring your drink.
I also want to bring it to him.
unidentified
Benny, boy, I want to take the drink right now.
I will give you sake and sake.
elijah schaffer
So that's why you like them.
@australiantalk
Well, they're proficient in also riding motorcycles as well.
They're quite happy to kill vermin.
They don't scream and run out of the room when there's a mouse or a rat or a cockroach or some other invasive species.
They're quite happy to pull out a shoe and to destroy it immediately.
There's just many things, man.
They like to keep a clean and tidy home.
elijah schaffer
Sexual attraction.
Is it just like, that's what I mean?
Are they feminine?
Is it small?
And I understand people say pussy like a vice, right?
Like, so it's all, it's, it's, people say it's just that good, but I mean, like, yeah, I'm sure a lot of it's good, but I'm like, it's like every white nationalist is like, is like going after a minority.
And I don't know what's, what's wrong with white women because I feel like that's the best.
I feel like that's, to me, that's the best.
I feel that's elite.
I think black guys get it, but they get the fat ones.
But if you look at every like major like NFL player, they have like elite white women.
So black guys prefer white women.
I prefer white women.
I do think Asians are attractive, right?
Like even if my friend has a hot Asian wife, I know she's hot, but I don't understand.
I don't understand the marriage and having kids with them.
The kids are good looking and stuff.
It's not my point.
What is it?
Because I've never seen an Asian been like, I would marry her, right?
And that's never been in my brain.
Like, I'm going to marry that woman.
You know, whatever.
Other things, sure.
But Mary, no.
So what is about the attractiveness and procreating with an Asian that makes all the white supremacists want to procreate with them?
@australiantalk
They don't get loosey, right?
So they don't go out.
They're not at bars.
They're not drinking.
They're really not conducting themselves.
They're not loud.
But most importantly, most of them, most of them are actually modest.
They'll be whatever you like with inside the convinced of your bedroom.
But outside of that, they typically don't give it up as easily.
So Asian chicks, unless they're actually working for dollars, won't actually have a body count larger than their digits on one hand.
You know, it's all kept prim and proper as well.
And that's pretty important because the highest value we place on women as men is the parts, right?
It's the parts.
And their parts aren't blown out, bro.
They're not blown out.
And I know some homies like to get stuck into them.
I know some other dudes like try to utilize them.
But on the whole, their body counts are much lower, like magnitudes lower than what the average white woman would be.
elijah schaffer
Well, but what?
Okay, I'm not going to ask again.
@australiantalk
And they don't get fat.
They don't get fat so readily as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I mean, that's true.
I mean, I don't know.
@australiantalk
I don't need to convince you, Elijah.
unidentified
You're not.
elijah schaffer
But do you know why?
I think with like Joel Davis, the reason why I'm not like when he brought up race mixing miscegenation, it's never been really a thought to me because it never, it never became a, it was never a thought in my mind.
Like I knew from birth that I couldn't marry somebody that wasn't white.
I did, I did have some Hispanic girlfriends because I was in LA, right?
So I did like, I went through a ghetto phase where I tried to be gangster for a little bit in high school.
I really did.
Like ninth grade, I tried to be like gangster and I lived in Roland Heights and I hung out with like ghetto Mexicans and called everyone foo and smoked a lot of weed and drank like, you know, MD, you know, 2020s and Matt, those are the mad dogs.
And then you had the MG40, the 40s.
We used to drink 40s.
We used to do, what was it called?
Mickey 40 hands?
Is that what it was called?
Where what we would do is we would, you would duct tape 40s to your hands and then you'd have to drink them all and you couldn't get the duct tape shut cut off until you drank both 40s.
So we used to do that, which was very hard to drink 80 ounces of beer, of shit malt beer too, malt liquor.
But, you know, yeah.
And then I realized, wait a second, I'm not a ghetto-ass Mexican.
I can become a scene kid.
And then I became that.
That was weird.
And then I became, yeah, me now, but whatever.
What are you drinking now on a Saturday afternoon?
@australiantalk
As a matter of fact, I'm drinking, it's called Parente.
It says it's a clean, crisp lager, pure crisp.
It's reasonable, my man.
It's made just up the road.
So I grabbed a few of those last week.
But when I jumped on the show, of course, I was like, damn, I'm not in the studio.
So we didn't have just a dozen bottles of vodka.
What have I got?
So I put up my American honey, which is wild turkey.
If anyone doesn't know, it's a reasonable drop.
So I'll just finish the remainder of that now.
Go, go.
This is in tribute to yourself, Elijah.
unidentified
I'll drink it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
elijah schaffer
Before you play it, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you play it, don't do it.
Yeah, let me just play this real fast.
Hold up.
Before, before let me just put this song on as you do this, because I've got a song.
@australiantalk
Are you going to play me a song?
I've got a song ready to go.
elijah schaffer
Here you go.
unidentified
I thank my lucky stars to be living here today.
Because the flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away.
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the man who died who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land.
God bless the USA.
@australiantalk
Okay, can I play my song now so I can drink this whiskey?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what was yours?
That was supposed to be your American whiskey song.
@australiantalk
Okay, hopefully this works, bro.
Tell me if it does.
Give me a thumbs up if it does.
unidentified
As I spoke at the podium, campaigning on my run, the crowd was pumping me up.
Beautiful crowd.
Things were going so well before it turned into hell.
Cause a guy on a bike corrupt open to ring my bell.
He crawled up on the roof.
Dollar store John Wiltruce.
And he said his sides.
Security apparently wasn't tight.
Cause I almost lost my life.
But I moved an inch to the right.
Why on earth was I shot in the mirror?
How this guy get that time to aim?
Should not happen when you have the same service.
If you want to make a world better place, put your money on truck and make America great.
Thank you, Michael.
I'll share Donald.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it was fantastic.
I gotta get, I gotta, um, maybe one day, one day, one day.
I was actually thinking about, I might be, I might be temporarily expanding my team.
I'm thinking about when we get a studio, I'm considering hiring an assistant producer to like produce the show at night so I don't have to click everything.
And like, I'm considering that.
And like, yeah, and just being at the studio and like hanging out, someone from the area, because, yeah, I need to play more songs like that.
I need to get wet and my willy wet to that music.
I'm hard now.
Like I feel good.
You know what I mean?
I'll get arrested in most countries for the way I'm feeling right now.
I feel like a migrant, you know, exposing myself in public.
@australiantalk
I've got a book on my shelf, which is the exquisite poetry of Donald J. Trump.
And I might actually get to that and put out some readings on the next appearance in the show because it's phenomenal.
I can't believe those motherfuckers tried to smoke your president on stage.
And that stupid derelict bitch, that DEI hire, Cheetah herself, was like, well, you know, we don't put secret service on the roof because it's slanted, because it's sloped, which is just nonsense because there's secret service on the White House roof every single day of the week.
And that's much more slanted than what it is.
I thought it was abhorrent.
I think every single one of those people needs to pay.
And I think they need to pay for treason.
And the penalty of treason is, well, we know what that penalty is.
I don't have to go into details for it.
But let's waterboard the lot of them.
I'm sick of these people appearing before Congress and the Senate and just going on with nonsense.
I think every single person that appears should be waterboarded.
unidentified
And anytime they don't give an adequate response, waterboard them.
@australiantalk
And they would quickly come to an understanding that they must speak the truth.
They must give forthright answers every single time they are there.
Because to try to do anything but that, they're actually deceiving the American population.
And frankly, that's not good enough.
It's time to be harder on these people.
It's time to be harder.
They tried to smoke your president, dude.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Celebrating that bullshit for the legal.
elijah schaffer
Treason hanging.
@australiantalk
Well, who was it?
Was it Jefferson that said it, or was it Thomas Paine?
What did he say?
The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants once every generation.
And the reason why America is suffering its current problems and by extension the wider world because America exports culture is because that tree of liberty hasn't been watered with the blood of tyrants in some time.
And as soon as we can rectify that, we're going to find ourselves quickly out of a lot of the problems we currently confront.
elijah schaffer
No, I feel you on that.
I mean, it does feel good, right, to move in that direction.
Does it is a time for a treason hanging?
I, uh, you know, what's sad is Benny Boy, is I um was hoping you would have been here for the entire show because it goes by really quickly, and we are at the end of our time together.
It is a problem.
@australiantalk
What about the gays?
What about the gays over at the Olympics?
I didn't see that.
elijah schaffer
I know it was we did a whole hour on that.
@australiantalk
Okay, well, let me give you my observation on Kamala Harrison.
You know, Kamala Harris keeps talking about she's a black woman.
elijah schaffer
I'll show you, though.
Yes, she's rubbing off on Donald Trump.
Did you see this?
unidentified
I've seen enough.
elijah schaffer
I've seen enough.
I didn't even know that's what that was.
Someone used to arrest Mike for writing this.
It said, play at end.
That's just what the video said.
It said, play at end.
Mike, what are you doing?
What are you, what are you?
@australiantalk
As if the show wasn't already gay enough, Elijah.
We actually had to really go.
elijah schaffer
I was born a queen.
I was, you know, I was born a queen.
I actually, my favorite thing is people that don't know.
So people that like to expose me don't know that I expose myself, no pun intended.
But it's like, people like, it's like, they don't realize like, oh, you know, like, like, it's like, oh, Elijah's a gay.
Everyone's like, we knew, you know, we know with the show is gay and retarded.
That's what we do here.
But I also like it too.
Like, it's like, it's, oh, like I always say that.
It's like, you know, Elijah did drugs.
I just told people I did blow in Las Vegas.
Also, people are like, dude, you know, Elijah's actually trans?
Literally uploaded a picture of my fist today.
That's me.
unidentified
Damn.
@australiantalk
You know, the last time I did cocaine, Elijah, I took it from an African.
I went to a strip club and I took my clothes off, bro.
elijah schaffer
I wouldn't want to be there, but I'll tell you this: as long as you don't cut the foreskin of your arm off to create a fake phallic structure, I think we're going to be fine, right?
@australiantalk
Right?
It's pretty horrendous that they're actually doing that.
I know for a matter of fact, 100% certainty that they want to call it gender reassignment surgery, but that's a false term.
If we just referred to it as its actual appropriate term, which is gender mutilation surgery, I'm guessing people would be extremely apprehensive to have it done to them and also for doctors to do it.
So anytime someone's to say, oh, gender reassignment, no, that's bullshit.
It is genital mutilation surgery.
elijah schaffer
It's arm mutilation, pronouns-based badass.
Are you still getting Devin Stack hosted black people on your show?
unidentified
Yeah, yes.
elijah schaffer
I told you said, once my studio is done and I'm flying people out, currently I'm not flying people out.
They're just already in Miami.
But yes, that's what it was.
People, people, people are like, look at that shit.
Look at that.
@australiantalk
So, EE, I got invited onto a few shows here in Australia since you've been gone.
And they've said to me, but you're not going to say the things you say that you do when you're with Elijah, right?
You're not going to speak and use the same language and have takes on issues like you would on Elijah's show, right?
I was like, why not?
They're like, oh, he's pretty far out there.
The things he says really just aren't palpable.
unidentified
And I'm thinking to myself, what the are you people talking about, man?
@australiantalk
Elijah's dropping bombs.
He's bringing the truth.
And they don't want to go there.
So I almost have to sign a waiver to say, no, I will not utilize language like I would on Elijah's show on your show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's scared.
They're scared.
They were scared to have me on.
@australiantalk
They're terrified of it actually upsetting the sensibilities of their audience.
And I'm thinking to myself, what the?
You're the host of this show.
not you obviously them um they're trying to be a conduit to the masses to try to awaken people yet even in that circumstance they are 100 unwilling to actually say what needs to be said um and and that's a difference and that's why i'm so looking forward to you myron sneeko and the grouper king man the grouper king himself nick fuentes the guy with the bent back thumbs I promise you,
ladies and gentlemen, if you look at any of Nick Fuentes' videos going forward, you'll notice his thumbs.
And his thumbs are actually like bent back like this all the time, just naturally.
What the hell happened to Nick?
Why has he got such deformed thumbs, E?
Why has he got deformed thumbs?
elijah schaffer
I've never seen it.
My wife has deformed thumbs, though, too.
So that's the thing.
So I just, I don't know.
I don't have, I don't, I've never heard that he has that.
I think God made Nick the way that he should be.
@australiantalk
Just when he was getting pushed out, he was trying to hold on.
I think when he was getting pushed out of the birth canal, he was desperately trying to hold on.
He's like, the world, no, the world is.
elijah schaffer
He's resisting the Zionist infiltration.
unidentified
100%.
@australiantalk
He's like, I don't want to get thrust into this world.
Let me hold on for all dear life and everything, man.
elijah schaffer
I think Nick was made the way God designed him, which was perfect because God, there's only one Nick in the world and we love him.
We're good.
Big, big Nick stands here.
And I don't care if people hate him or whatever you think.
Fuck you.
He's a friend of mine.
And all my friends have perfect thumbs, including Ben.
Ben has an American original.
@australiantalk
He's an American original.
And I know we're not going to get to the Kamala clips.
But anyway, so my observation on Kamala is, if she's a real black woman, why does she have white hair?
She ain't wearing wigs.
She ain't wearing wigs ever.
A day in her life, she ain't worn a wig.
She ain't put in a weave.
Never, E. How can she be a black woman if she never wore the wig?
Well, and why aren't Americans asking this question?
elijah schaffer
Obviously, she is, well, because she's from California, man.
All of us from California are a little bit twisted.
@australiantalk
She's Indian broke.
elijah schaffer
But she's from California.
So she's, yeah, she's not black.
So I don't think she wears a weave because she's not black.
She's Southeast Asian.
She doesn't have an Afro.
She's a black.
She's not a black woman.
She's an Indian woman and they don't wear it.
They don't have Afros.
So, you know, she just chemically straightens her hair, I think, so that she looks more like a black person.
She's just dark skinned.
And I think, unfortunately, black communities are too stupid to know the difference.
And I think it's that easy to get them hooked on it.
I do want to say, as I mentioned, that is my fist there.
I think I wanted to play if I could find it.
@australiantalk
I'll send you a couple of clips on DM.
elijah schaffer
Let me go there.
@australiantalk
So I've got a couple more just for some observations.
elijah schaffer
Shit, you know that.
All right.
Well, here we go.
Is this getting out of control clip?
@australiantalk
I'm not even sure, dude.
I'll pull it up.
unidentified
We must be tough as diamonds.
Imagine making your business name look like this and handing your store.
That must be gorgeous.
We can make a sun for you in seven business days enough for you.
Three years warranty.
Prize the band outside.
elijah schaffer
Send us your logo for a quote.
unidentified
Shipping with Dietro and FedEx to most countries.
It only takes seven to ten days.
We ship worldwide.
No MOQ.
Hit the set button below for more details and follow LC sign.
elijah schaffer
That's a Chinese company.
That's in China.
I know that company.
@australiantalk
I've sent you that one because that's going to give some great signs with sparkles included for the new studio as well.
That was one I saw that.
I was like, damn, man, that guy's going to provide some good signs for E, and they're going to come cheap as well.
No, but play one of the other clips as well so we can just address that.
The Cheetos here.
Play the Cheetos here.
unidentified
They not like us.
You think the bank gonna let you disrespect pop nigga?
I think that open show be your last stop, nigga.
Deco foul.
I don't know why you still pretending.
What is the owl?
Bird niggas and bird bitches.
Go shape the stories how you want.
Hey, trade, they're not slow.
Every hole is still deep.
I can go further.
I promise.
Ain't that something for you, breath?
That's for bitch.
They not was that the biscuit from Popeyes?
@australiantalk
What's the last one?
elijah schaffer
Well, they do like cut noodles, but I can't hate on cutting noodles.
They like they love Twizzlers and like watermelon and sausage and beans.
You know, I can't hate.
I can't even hate on the cuisine, besides the fact that it would mess up my intestines.
You know, the idea of funions and biscuits and all this stuff.
It's all delicious.
I don't think Popeyes is that good, though.
I don't think it's amazing.
I don't think it's delicious.
There's a lot of better places out there.
Chick-fil-A is a lot better.
Raising canes is a lot better.
But we'll just die digress.
I mean, have you had Twizzlers and all this stuff, or is this just an American thing?
@australiantalk
No chance, man.
Like, I'll have them when I get over there.
So, one of the other ones I sent to you, the garbage human, pull up the garbage human one.
Just so we can evaluate that situation, because I do want to pose a question to you about that one.
elijah schaffer
All right, last clip.
Here we go.
unidentified
Well, I reckon I have to come over here and let the Democrats know.
You know, they're already in my inbox talking to us about what did come out.
You can't follow along with the narrative.
Fuck the narrative.
The narrative got my damn grocery style.
I can't afford groceries.
Can you hear that?
Yeah, you can ask up if you want to.
I'm just saying, don't come in my inbox for me.
Do not come for me.
Do not come for me.
You think I care?
Did you say something about my wig?
I'll take this some bitch off written.
I do not care because my man is at home.
You understand what I'm saying?
Now, I said what I said.
I'm not fucking with.
We're not fucking with Kamala.
It ain't nothing.
None of you motherfuckers.
I mean, not one of you motherfuckers can tell me to make me change my mind.
Shit.
Got me acting like that.
Nah.
Kamala ain't did nothing for nobody.
Just like Joe Obama didn't do nothing for nobody.
I said it.
Obama ain't do shit for black people.
Tell me a lot.
Tell me where I'm lying.
Tell me where I'm lying.
Tell me.
Where am I lying?
They put a whole law out here for the Asians when they were getting fucked up.
But we getting fucked up all the time.
Where I love?
Huh?
They did the same thing for the name man.
What Ogo Bama?
What did Obama come in and fix?
Not a damn thing.
And Kamala ain't coming in and fix shit either.
Man, what you like?
Y'all out here bait racing?
Get in and trying to push this woman out.
elijah schaffer
Bait racing.
@australiantalk
Yeah, I know, bro.
I know.
I think she's trying to audition to be the second half of Dominant Silk.
unidentified
God love her, the one that passed away You tried that shit and you did it with Obama You did it with Obama And that shit ain't working no more It ain't working no more.
So you continue to talk about my weed.
Shad.
I don't care.
Let me tell you something about me.
I got zero fuck to give.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Nothing, I mean, nothing is going to stop me from voting for Donald Trump come election day.
If they don't put him on the ballot because they don't make fuck shit, I'm going to write his name down.
Can I get an amen?
@australiantalk
Amen.
elijah schaffer
I love Donald Trump.
That's what I've noticed.
This is an interesting perspective.
They do.
They really love him.
@australiantalk
Well, that's because he's a real G and he's a real G because he's been divorced three times.
He's had 27 indictments and he's survived an assassination attempt.
unidentified
True.
He's a real G. He's a real hood nigga.
@australiantalk
I shouldn't say that, but because we're dealing with America right now, I'm allowed to say it.
And it's Black Appropriation Month.
elijah schaffer
It's Black Appropriation Month.
unidentified
What you were, where you be, where you be.
elijah schaffer
Well, live from Aussie land.
We had Ben.
Ben, if people want to find you and follow you, how can they support you?
@australiantalk
Well, they can just send money to Elijah Schaefer.
elijah schaffer
I mean, no, well, that's possible, but I have a couple.
I think I have one more super chat, actually.
Let me bring this up here.
We've been reading all the super chats through the whole show, by the way.
We read every one.
The H THC Conservative said, Elijah, the goat at THC Conservative.
Thank you so much.
We also have John Richards, 1223, saying, guess I'll be the only fag to donate.
Been watching since Doyle's first appearance before Duentes and I think he went Fuentes and Eric July.
I'm so happy to have seen you moving up for such a long time.
And such a time as this.
Such a time as this.
It's been fun.
You guys sent a lot of super chats tonight.
We had Ben get sodomized and stitched up and saved in one night.
And he dropped the N-word.
We talked about Bibi Net and Yahoo and how Jews control everything, but that wasn't the most of the time.
We mostly talked about Satanism.
And basically it's an average night of slightly offensive, right?
Talk about satanic things, the occult, and we showed the videos and everything to support it.
A lot of good content tonight.
We had a good show.
@australiantalk
Did you show the video of the horse riding in and the person riding the horse?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
@australiantalk
And did you obviously observe that that was the horse that brings death?
elijah schaffer
Yes, it was the final video.
unidentified
You would know.
elijah schaffer
You would know if you showed up on time, but you've been watching so many videos on the video.
@australiantalk
I'm running down the freeway, bro.
elijah schaffer
It wasn't even a moment.
I started late because I was waiting for you.
We started late and I was like, waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting for you.
@australiantalk
I'm on black time.
elijah schaffer
Don't worry.
This show is always on black time.
But it also sent a dollar tip and said, take my dollars, niggas.
@australiantalk
And thank you.
Guess what I'm going to do for you?
Anyone that sends super chat and gives Elijah at least three American dollars, I'm going to emphasize to Elijah.
And all you have to do is send me your phone number via DM on X at Australian Talk at Australian Talk.
Elijah is going to call you on your birthday.
So going forward from now, one thing that I will do as an exclusive contribution to all the SOBs out there, if you send through a super chat and you DM me your number with a screenshot of the super chat with your date of birth, which I don't require immediately in some time, by all means, yes, your boy Elijah Schaefer, the great white hope, the great white hope, as Jesse Lee Peterson likes to refer to him as, he will call you on your birthday and give you at least five minutes of his time.
elijah schaffer
No, I won't.
That's literally insane.
I will not do that.
@australiantalk
And I'll tell you what, I'll tell you why it will work.
elijah schaffer
I'm not because I'm not going to be able to do that.
You made that up.
@australiantalk
I'm going to call you on your birthday and then I'm going to three-way call Elijah.
unidentified
No.
@australiantalk
So what I'll do is I'll be on the phone with you.
I'll be like, hey, boy, how's it going?
Happy birthday, my man.
Let me get Elijah on the line.
I'll call Elijah.
And because whenever I call Elijah, he obviously answers.
I'll be like, Elijah, yeah, man.
And I'll patch him straight.
And you can say, Elijah, what the fuck?
Why wouldn't you call me on your birthday?
I'll sent you a super chat, bro.
What's up with that?
You got to send the cash, send the cash.
Pesos will not be accepted.
American dollars only.
Thank Uncle Sam.
And yes, I'm your boy.
I love you all.
All the best to you, E.
It's great to see you.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
I'm not calling anybody.
I'm not calling.
@australiantalk
I'm making the call.
I'm going to bring Elijah on top of it.
unidentified
But we will have to do we will be able to take calls.
elijah schaffer
But it also said Jessica sent a $5 tip too.
Shout out to everyone there.
I will say, uh, with the super chats, we are reading them now, which is good.
Um, someone said that would be really weird if Elijah called me.
Yeah, I'm not calling you.
You would have no, you have no idea how much I've got going on.
We all do, but it's impossible.
Pronounced based or pronoun-based badass.
I said, As long as Biden calls me, I would be happy.
@australiantalk
As long as he calls you daddy, Biden, bro, don't call me Biden because pronouns based bad.
Someone said he calls me, I'll be happy.
unidentified
I'm basically three dollars for three-way sex for you right now, bro.
elijah schaffer
Someone said three dollars for three-way sex with Ben and Elijah on uh phone sex online.
Yeah, it's true of a menage, a very French Olympic menage trois on the uh internet anyway.
Guys, I thank you guys for supporting.
Uh, I guess this does do better.
We're back up to our normal numbers tonight: like 13, 1400 on Rumble, and then uh, we had about a thousand and about 600 on there, and about another thousand on X.
So, back up to like two, three thousand people live, which I'm pretty happy with.
Since we are a small show and we just got back to the U.S. and we're gonna be breaking in and breaking away.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, I am transgender, I'm about to go chop my dick off.
Um, it's true, that's what I'm gonna do.
Uh, Ben is gonna hang out with you guys if you want to hang out with Ben.
Ben, do you are you gonna start a space or something like that?
Are you gonna do anything to hang out with anyone?
@australiantalk
As a matter of fact, if people want a Twitter space, all they've got to do is say one.
Is that what you normally say?
Yeah, put a one-on-one.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's put a one in the chat if you if you join his Twitter space.
If you guys are up late and you want to join Australia Talks Twitter space, uh, and I can talk with you all directly, that's fine.
@australiantalk
And we can shit on Elijah and why Elijah won't call people on their birthdays.
But rest assured, once again, I will call you on your birthday if you're a super chatter, and I'll get Elijah on.
And if Elijah wants to hang up and depart from you, well, I guess that's actually a reflection on him, not myself personally, about my love for you and my appreciation of you being an SOB since day one.
Shout out to Deb, shout out to Minksy Minks, shout out to Bass Ghost, Coast to Coast, shout out to all the dudes who are regulars.
Um, yeah, Mike, you're gay.
I won't give you a shout out.
elijah schaffer
Mike Zion is gay.
He's he's actually a practicing homosexual.
Mike Zion is really big into that.
JD3655 said, Great show.
Uh, thank you for that as well.
But, um, I think um, Brian, maybe we'll go in there and uh, you guys will hang out, and um, and maybe next time Ben will come around.
He won't uh, he won't be late, and um, I'll teach him how to zoom in his uh camera a little bit more and he gets a sign.
Um, so that we're uh, I tried it, man.
@australiantalk
I tried it, it was just no good, man.
I haven't got Mexicans working for me like you, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Well, I know, but like, what's weird is like isn't that weird?
@australiantalk
That's pretty crazy.
elijah schaffer
I know, I know, that's just a white wall behind me, but realistically speaking, it's like, yeah, that's just a white wall behind me, but it looks pretty good, it looks pretty believable.
It's not, it's not a bad, it's not a bad look.
I have it lit like I'm in the sunlight, so I have like a backlight here and a hairlight, and then uh shit.
And I haven't zoomed in a lot, so the perspective like I'm at a desk.
Who would have known?
Who would have known?
@australiantalk
Elijah, you never have to go to Turkey when you're ready for a hair transplant.
By all means, I'll shave my ass and I'll be actually give it to you so you can place it on your head, dude.
elijah schaffer
That was a bad time to lick my lips.
Actually, true story: with moving across the world, I probably lost like 30% of my hair from stress.
Then I started using ketoconazole.
This really helps, gentlemen.
And it's, I'm, I'm, I can guarantee you my hair is going to come back fully.
Um, it's been coming back really nicely.
Keticonazole, 2%, and then uh, finasteride and monoxidil.
And, um, you know, I'm 31.
It's a good time to start working on that.
I've never had a good hairline since I was a kid.
You know, I've never like, I've always had a big forehead and like what would appear to be like an it's like a big forehead, right?
It's not a great hairline.
I don't, I'm not, I wasn't born with very good looks, but I um, I started to use that.
Um, and within like a month now, my hair is like 10% thicker.
And they say after a year, you basically can reverse if you catch it in your if you catch it like before 50 or something, you can like reverse all your hair loss.
Most men can.
So I thought it was bullshit, but I've been doing it for one month and my hair is coming back fully.
I didn't know why it started falling out.
They said that's normal with your when you're stressed and you're moving and stuff.
Your hair thins out, but I just didn't want to take it as a permanent thing.
So I started using that.
And then you can also use like psoriasis shampoo as well, or like, and you can take biotin and stuff.
But I'm really excited to see where it's going to go in the next year because literally after four weeks, I saw a noticeable difference.
Even my wife didn't even know I was doing that.
And she was like, your hair is starting to like come back, like look like thicker, like a little bit.
Like, I told her it was thinning a while ago.
I was like, it was thinning.
And so I think over the next like, you know, I can't, I'll never get a great hairline because my hairline's always been kind of fucked.
Like I mentioned, it's never gonna look good.
You can't undo ugly, but you can look less ugly by taking care of yourself.
But I think the monoxidil finasteride and the ketoconazole is like proven.
And everyone I spoke to, I know a lot of people who are like men's coaches and stuff, and they all told me it's the same shit and it's cheap.
@australiantalk
Myron went to Turkey.
Myron got the full job.
unidentified
Did he?
@australiantalk
That's why, yeah, 100%, bro.
For a year in Fresh and Fit, he was literally like wearing stuff on his head to try to make it look like he hadn't had it done, whatever it was.
But I think he went to Turkey.
He had the actual replacement surgery done.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm trying to hit it before that happens because I'm already old.
I'm 31.
@australiantalk
Well, the most important thing about you, Elijah, is where you've got lots of hair, you shave it off to give yourself an added inch of extra length.
elijah schaffer
Well, what someone said, like, you don't have eyebrows.
Actually, you haven't been around the lore.
You haven't, you haven't met Elijah brows.
I actually bought dye, and they're really thick and luscious caterpillars.
It's kind of gay, but they're thick, luscious caterpillars.
Chinese people were trying to sell them on the Silk Road because they thought they were literally caterpillars.
But then, yeah, so I just have, I have naturally very, very, so my, almost my whole childhood, my hair was this color.
And when I first grew facial hair, it was this color.
So I had a blonde beard.
So I used to shave it off and blonde eyebrows.
And then I found, I went to go find God and I realized I had no soul.
And then finally, my red hair popped out, my strawberry blonde, and went, ha ha.
Actually, we're going to give you a little bit of ginger.
@australiantalk
Elijah is an explicit reminder to people that yes, gingers do have souls.
And they have some of the sounds.
elijah schaffer
I'm not actually a ginger, though.
It's like, that's not a real ginger color.
Like, that's not, that's just like a, I'm like a lobster hue, right?
I'm a pink hue.
I don't think I'm ginger.
@australiantalk
Hue hue.
And that's H-U-E with a hue.
elijah schaffer
My freckles have gone down as I've gotten older, but you know, someone said, I'm going to scalp a Pajit for his transplant.
unidentified
Okay.
@australiantalk
Hey, E, we should actually go over to Pajitland just to do an observation and do you can do taste testing of the street food.
unidentified
Bro, I've seen some of his clips and I'm just like, what the fuck?
@australiantalk
Dudes are slicing up chicken with their toenails.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
Listen, listen.
I'm going to go dye my eyebrows now for Monday.
I'm going to go dye because Ian Crossland is supposed to be on.
So I bought, I bought a wig and a tie-dye shirt, a waiting brown wig.
@australiantalk
And again, I got to be on last because that was actually for people that aren't aware.
My very first appearance with Elijah, we were in person.
We were down at the pad by the golf course and Ian was on.
And Ian was tripping balls hardcore.
Ian had dropped some LSD the night before.
And it was actually, if people want to go back and watch that episode, it was a phenomenal episode.
It was Hunter Biden, what was it?
Hunter Biden sex rings, or it was like secret societies, and there was a whole breakdown on what was happening with eyes wide shut, secret societies having sex ring parties in mansions.
Yeah, Ian was offering up some great content on that day.
We love Ian Cross.
elijah schaffer
Have you seen his videos?
I think Ian's really funny.
Someone says, see Jews on Tim Poole.
There's a supercut of that already that exists.
You never seen that?
Have you guys seen that?
unidentified
Yeah, I have.
@australiantalk
As the amount of times when Elijah, I rocked up over there and he was like, Jew, And they just, someone just super cut it every single time a Jew was mentioned and was two minutes straight of Jew talk.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let me see if I can bring that up.
We brought up on the last show, actually.
It's actually got to be one of the funniest.
It's got to actually be one of the funniest.
What is this?
@australiantalk
The crazy thing about Ian as well is Ian's been doing some lives on Twitter recently where he just goes straight onto X and he just puts on his video and he's at home.
He's obviously wasted.
He's had a big night and he pulls out his guitar and he just starts singing songs and playing songs.
Now, a few days ago, Ian actually pulled out his tribute to Chris Cornell, who was a lead singer of Soundgarden.
And here's Ian singing Black Ole's Sun.
Black Ol's Son, why don't you come?
Anyway, man, check it out.
Go look.
unidentified
It's this one.
it's this one man it was hold on it's this one You can't play it.
elijah schaffer
Are you serious?
@australiantalk
That's all on X, bro.
Like, Instagram is for bitches.
elijah schaffer
I don't know where it is on it, though.
I don't know where it is on X. You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
No, okay.
So you've got Ian on Monday.
You're going to do it roughly the same time, E, 1 p.m.
unidentified
I don't know what happened to that clip.
I mean, I don't know.
Is this a...
elijah schaffer
Oh, um...
@australiantalk
The amazing thing about Ian is...
elijah schaffer
I've never seen this.
Last Friday, Timpoo invited white nationalist commentator Elijah Schaefer onto his show.
And particularly, Schaefer used the opportunity to rant about how Nick Fuentez and other neo-Nazis are right about the Jewish power problem.
Good work, Tim.
But did I lie?
unidentified
You know?
@australiantalk
I don't think you were lying.
And once again, therefore, the question is appropriate to be asked right now.
If Jews were not in Israel, would people have an aversion to Israel's tactics or would people celebrate Israel, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
It's been drunk at 1 p.m. his time.
For your information, it's three and it's a Saturday.
Relax.
I know, everybody.
@australiantalk
I destroyed the American honey.
Like, my God, it's what is, yeah, it's three o'clock on a Saturday afternoon.
And I've pulled 70 hours this week.
I've been busting my balls, working hardcore because I've got to send the princess money because she's still on her nine-week holiday.
Elijah, it's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Like, who does she think she is?
@australiantalk
She can go over there and do that.
I've had the maid come in.
I'm having to employ Aboriginals to come here and cook me meals.
Like, it's ridiculous, bro.
She has dropped the ball.
One day I'll bring the princess online and people can actually scold her for actually, you know, not fulfilling her wifely duties.
elijah schaffer
Well, hopefully she gives you a massage with a happy ending later.
Anyway, Ben, it's good to hear from you.
Good to see you.
Hopefully, we can hang out again soon and you'll be around here.
You can come on whenever.
And as long as you next time try to show up on time, so you make the first half of the people don't know the show.
It's the first half is the show.
And the second half is just hanging out, pretty much.
It's pretty much what it is.
So we do like a full hour show because I'm not going to write a show that's longer than that, right?
You know, with like full length content and what we're discussing.
And then it's just like fun afterwards.
But you guys stick around America.
@australiantalk
Yes, you're just having a bit of fun.
elijah schaffer
So, Elijah, you didn't ask if they would go to your space.
Put a one in the chat if you go to his Twitter space right now.
If he starts a space and you're bored, would you go to his Twitter space and join and talk live on a with Ben?
One in the chat if you would type, if you would go live with him right now, two in the chat if you would not.
unidentified
Um, let's get all the twos, get all the twos in the house.
elijah schaffer
Twos if you're not interested.
One if you are.
If you've never done a Twitter space, it's really interesting.
unidentified
Um, it's actually pretty fast.
@australiantalk
Yeah, the other night, Elijah was actually on a Twitter space with Myron.
I believe you're on your way back in an Uber, which was driven by a Pajit who did not smell, and you're in there with Myron.
And before you knew about it, you're confronted with a Jew who arrived in a Twitter space and was trying to scold you guys and call you out on all these things that you are not.
But it became extremely obvious very quickly that he was a shekel hoarder.
He was a shekel hoarder, and you can tell that by the way he talked.
He was so much oywe, it was ridiculous.
It was a pronounced oy coming from this guy.
Not only did he denigrate Christianity, he denigrated Christ, and he was trying to exalt the Jewish people.
You called him out in an E, rightfully so.
But yeah, Twitter space is where it happens.
So it's Talkback Radio on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
Talkback Radio on Twitter is what you are.
@australiantalk
No, that's actually what Twitter spaces are.
elijah schaffer
Oh, well, yes, yes.
But how can they find it?
Go to his page.
He'll start a space.
Start it and show it on the screen.
Start it and show it on the screen.
Start it right now and then show it to them so they know what you're doing.
@australiantalk
Okay.
Let's go off this and let me play this on the show.
unidentified
As I spoke at the podium, campaigning on my run.
elijah schaffer
Are you not doing it over there?
unidentified
All right.
Beautiful crowd going so well before it turned into hell.
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