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July 9, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Far Right DEFEATED Across Europe - RIOTS ERUPT, Are We NEXT?!

The recent elections in France and the UK show that centrists and leftists are united to stop any sort of nationalism from rising across Western Europe. What does this mean for the future of The West and will the USA follow in their path? Plus, we discuss the “Sketch” controversy and some interesting perspectives on the leaked OF, Trump & JD Vance join teams to keep abortion legalized, and once again we look at a new videos of our favorite group of people behaving badly. __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩Show more ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ BLACK FOREST SUPPLEMENTS: Do you want to improve your health and increase longevity? Presenting NMNH by Black Forest Supplements — a patented & clinically tested bioavailability enhancer used to dramatically increase NMNH absorption. NMNH is a derivative of the B-vitamin niacin that dramatically improves health and longevity by serving as a precursor to NAD+, a compound that plays a crucial role in energy production, muscle regeneration, metabolism, and gene expression in the body. Go to https://www.blackforestsupplements.com/slightly to pick up a bottle or SAVE 20% by subscribing! ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. __ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ⇩FOLLOW MIKE ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/mikemendozajpg __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
Sorry about that, guys.
It looks like France is in a bit of a conundrum.
The far-right party, as they call it, otherwise known as the actual right-wing, Marine Le Pen, was defeated in a snap election that was recalled so that there could be an alliance between the centrist parties and the far-left communists to defeat the nationalist party.
And the worst part about is not only did they lose dramatically in ways that we probably couldn't have even predicted, meaning there will be mass immigration, Islamic extremism.
Basically, there's going to be no stopping the flood and the replacement of white people in Europe.
The worst part is that the right wing in France is Zionists.
They're controlled by the same people that control the Democrats, the Republicans, Melee and Argentina, everybody from Geert Wilderss in the Netherlands and even the Labor and Conservatives in the UK.
We are controlled by a foreign occupation, but even if we want a little bit of identity, just a small bit of security, we're not able to get it because there is one giant unit party, and their goal is mass immigration.
That's the only platform they want, the multicultural replacement of Europe.
And they won in a big way in the United Kingdom and France.
And it's kind of like they rigged the elections.
And I'll explain why I know that.
And before you motherfuckers in the UK and in Europe, go, you don't understand the multi-party system.
You don't get it.
You don't understand it.
Come on.
You don't realize it.
Yes, I do.
My family's Australian.
I know the crown policies.
I understand European elections.
I get it all.
I have family and politics in these countries.
You've got to like drop your shit for a second.
We've got a lot to unpack here on slightly offensive.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and there's so much going on in the world today.
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All right.
Well, over the weekend, it seems like Politico, there was an election in France, and it is significant to us.
unidentified
You might be asking yourself, but Elijah, I thought we don't care about the French.
elijah schaffer
I thought that we were going to talk about Twitch streamers getting ass raped.
We're not really going to talk a lot about that, but we will get into that.
I'm not making light of any situations, but brother, you must be more important things to talk about than gay only fans.
Yes, I'm talking about the other gay people, the French.
It is ironic that the United Kingdom and France, along with Germany, represent the crux, the beauty, right?
This is what we want.
Other than the weird smelliness of French people in their armpit hair, for the most part, they are Perusian people.
They are educated.
They are lovely.
And they represent the crux of Western civilization, the Renaissance, the Enlightenment, the beauty of it all, from the architecture to the making movies about molesting children, cuties.
No, I'm just kidding.
That's not one of them.
The French are weird, right?
That's all I'm going to say.
However, basically, there was an exit poll and they ran this election about a month ago.
And the right-wing party, which they call the far-right, unironically, they call it the far-right.
Because anything that is remotely nationalistic, if you even just want a small little bit of your borders protected, you're an anti-Semite and you hate Jews.
And that's like what happens, right?
That's what happens.
When you want control of your country, they'll call you a Nazi.
And maybe we'll get into a little bit of the Petersons debacle, right?
The Peterson family.
I don't want to speak on it too much because these are, you know, friends of mine or whatever, at least Michaela is.
And so I don't want to speak poorly of friends ever.
But I will say we've gotten into a very interesting predicament where we're calling to censor people on Twitter that even challenge us.
So you can't even have your thoughts and opinions online.
Well, basically, they, you know, ended up dissolving parliament.
Macron, the president, ends up deciding that they needed a month to essentially rig the election.
And the reason why I say rig it, I didn't say cheat, okay?
Like, think of rigging like checking out an ass.
You're not really cheating on your woman, but it's like God said, even if you look upon a woman with adult with lust, you've committed adultery.
So it's like, you're kind of like on your way there.
You're not doing your best.
But, you know, people would say, well, it's legal.
It's not, it's not, we can't prove it.
But here's what happened.
We can call it fortification.
We can call it rigging.
We can call it whatever we want.
But I hate riggers.
They're everywhere.
Okay.
Essentially, what happened was, is if you look at the seat polling here, they ended up, they realized that the right wing was going to win.
So they were going to shut down the borders.
They were going to stop the Muzzies from coming into the country.
And maybe, just maybe France might have a chance at winning.
Well, this caused, this is, if you see in red right there, you have the new popular front or literal communists, right?
This is actual far left.
This is the far left.
These are open borders, you know, anti-human rights, anti-self-defense, you know, abortion on demand without any limitations, up until birth type of people.
Well, they were set to lose the election because they're not very popular.
But the way that the multi-party system works is they worked, I believe, with Ensemble, which is the centrist with Macron, to essentially drop out a large majority of their candidates.
So they had a bunch of candidates, sort of think of it like the Green Party or RFK or these third or fourth party candidates.
They dropped a bunch of candidates so they could guarantee more swing elections for the parliament.
And then they worked together as well to sort of, well, I'm not going to explain it because they probably won't let me say it on YouTube to sort of rig the election against the right so that not only could they out-compete the right in terms of manipulating their own internal parties and elections, but they guaranteed through certain means that in the amount of time that this happened, that they wouldn't even let the other party know that they were working together.
So when I tell you that when people say they're centrists, they are complicit with the global Huma world order.
That's what I'm telling you.
And this isn't the funnest start to an episode.
I know it's not the greatest, but I feel like when I get to be alone with you guys, you know, I get to let my balls breathe a little bit because with guests and stuff, it's always slowed down a little bit.
But when you get me, you get me and my circumcised micro penis, and we're here together.
And we get to spend the three of us talking and eating and doing whatever.
But this is quite interesting because when you look at the French that are celebrating this, there has been a demographic replacement in white countries.
This is from Rebel News.
This is a journalist, Alexandria Le Lovier.
I don't know how to pronounce her name.
unidentified
It's French, but she's fantastic.
elijah schaffer
And she was documenting this.
And here's the French explaining their happiness that they allowed the country to be open borders, reminding you that the centrists so badly wanted, did not want nationalism to rise in France that they were willing to let communists take over the country.
Maybe an art student warned us about this.
Am I right?
There would be communists running France full of non-white people and they would be accusing you of being anti-Semites.
unidentified
You have lost, you have lost, we are too strong at the left, we have love, we have fun, we have joy, you have hate, we are too strong, we are too strong.
You have lost, sorry.
But I'm racist!
Ha ha ha!
Well, that's all.
I'm going to let you fuck up!
It's all, it's all.
You have lost!
elijah schaffer
Look at these French people, right?
Look at these swarthy Frenchies, like this French girl, right?
The French.
I know there's always been black French, right?
Because of certain issues.
And France has largely colonized a lot of Africa.
But, and these guys, these weasly little men walking around, this guy couldn't even pick up a gun.
And it's like, we beat you, we beat you.
Look at this.
And as they celebrate, the craziest thing, I want to bring up some pictures here.
They celebrate on a monument, right?
That is tagged up with anti-fascist Antifa gear.
So Antifa won.
And they have this like colonial flag and they're burning things.
Look, they're burning things.
They like flares.
And you don't see, besides this flag hanging and it being disgraced, you don't see French flags anywhere.
Ironically, it's like, yeah, as a comic said, they live in the ruins.
You have this great monument of beauty and of resilience.
And I don't think the French can build stuff like this anymore.
And remember that the Olympics is three weeks away.
So, I mean, realistically speaking, when you're talking about this, this is insanity.
This is literal.
This is the fall of an empire.
And they're celebrating because Muslims are going to be allowed in en masse.
Okay.
That's the reality of this.
So I don't really know what to say except for the fact that this is something you're going to have to become accustomed to.
This is our future.
This is Western Europe.
Okay.
So that's just the truth.
Now, I'm going to go to a break real fast.
I'll be back in a second.
No, that was the I'm still looking for a studio and trying to get space break.
So that was letting the wife walk across to go get the baby back there and who started crying.
We were trying to get a new fence out today.
It's crazy.
My baby has stronger borders than Europe and the United States.
We installed a baby gates because now he can walk and open up doors and he keeps climbing into our bed.
We're trying to get back into a good rhythm back here.
Mike and I are looking at studios.
We're trying to find the right one.
We're opening up a nice studio out here in Florida, but it's going to take some time.
So for now, I'm just kind of producing wherever.
Plus, I'm supposed to be at the RNC next week.
Gateway said they'd fly me out.
And they're trying to fly out to go cover the RNC in Milwaukee.
I don't really want to do it because I don't really like the Republican Party.
They're kind of a bunch of shitheads.
And just like the French, right?
They're a bunch of bastards.
And they're absolute assholes to us at the Gateway Punnet, to everybody.
Even though we have like 3 million readers per day on the Gateway Punnett, we're doing really well.
They lie about us.
They smear us.
We're doing better than most of their websites.
And they give me the freedom to say whatever I want.
So I really appreciate that.
However, let's get back to the French elections.
It still didn't stop the French from rioting, though.
And that's the retardedness.
Check it out.
I mean, they were.
I mean, the truth is, no matter what went on, the left won and they still decided to run it.
It's like watching a fallen empire record from the ashes, right?
That's the insanity of this.
And you see the corruption from the top down.
It's like, even if they win or they lose, they are a force of destruction.
They cannot build.
They have no desire to see the country rise.
And as you watch the riots that occurred, I don't know who that is.
At Luke Alfred.
I think Louis Brackpool was there, if that's how you pronounce his last name.
We're recording some of this, but the French love to riot.
We all know that.
However, what this is a reminder of is that no matter what happens in society, it's basically you against the world.
There's about 20 to 30% of us on the right.
And now the craziest part is that the right wing, the far right, got the most votes, got the popular vote, but it's not a two-party system.
So they didn't win the most amount of seats in parliament.
And now parliament is more split than ever.
So, France is going to go into such a chaotic system that the president asked the prime minister, which the prime minister sort of, I guess, manages the government.
It's not that confusing when you get into it.
It's like sort of a point set.
I've always said, while people disagree with me, that a prime minister in this system is very similar to the speaker of the house and like the vice president combined in America in terms of these sort of like manage parliament, manage the crown or the king's government, whatever it is, depending on which country you're in.
But it is bizarre to me that these people are useful idiots or they're intentionally destructive and they are dangerous.
And this stuff comes, you know, from Bolshevikism.
It comes from Karl Marx.
This comes from certain groups of people who seek the destruction of Western civilization.
They undermine our greatness.
There's no better video that explains that to me.
I found this video directly of the left and the right at the exit polls in France finding out about who won the election.
Now, you can pay attention directly to the way they're dressed.
Like, look at their general phenotype, their appearance.
It's absolutely dastardly.
The difference here.
So at the top, we have the right wing.
Like, this is the most French-looking guy right here.
His name is probably Pierre.
And look, they're dressed nice.
They're holding flags.
They all have French flags in their hands.
Wine, right?
And the left is just a bunch of Muslims, immigrants, OnlyFans models, ugly, washed-up whores, you know, soy boys, multiple colored-haired lesbians.
And you really see what we're fighting up against.
unidentified
What France do you want, good boy?
elijah schaffer
What Europe do you desire?
Do you really want your Europe?
Do you want to walk around?
Do you even want to go to Europe?
I mean, London's already minority white, and it's gotten objectively worse.
And it made me think about this.
You know, I was sort of contemplating some of this stuff more or less.
I was contemplating the fact that they say diversity is our strength and that it's making our country better because they're giving us doctors.
And we really need doctors and engineers.
That's always their excuse.
We need software engineers.
We need critical structural engineers, civil engineers.
We need aerospace engineers.
But our planes are getting worse.
Our roads are falling apart.
Our healthcare system isn't getting any cheaper or more efficient.
The systems are more corrupt.
The institutions, I should say, behind them are more corrupt.
Everything's dirtier.
Everything sucks now.
And I don't mean to be blackpilled in that regard, but it's like, you know, if things were progressively getting better as a nation as it was getting more diverse, then I may believe some of their own BS.
But since in almost every metric, including our own currency and our politics, everything's about, you know, trauma politics and grievance politics.
Nothing's about how do we build great things, right?
How do we manufacture greatness?
All we hear about is like bridges falling apart and black people are angry and Muslims are coming in and our borders being invaded.
Our dollar is losing its value.
We don't really hear about, you know, hey, we're building a new superhighway or we're actually, you know, fundamentally strengthening our defense with technology or we're doing something magnificent for our country because everything's run by the deep state behind the scenes and any sort of advancements we have is for their benefit and not for ours.
And that's why I want to remind you guys something really important here.
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That's why I got to talk to you guys as we stockpile our weapons.
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I'm going to go to a quick break so the wife can run across the back after helping the baby and get back into the room.
See you in 30 seconds.
All right.
I don't know what happened there.
But anyway, that's all I'm going to cover on the French elections.
Shout out to those of you guys that are in the chat, like peanut butter, Death Behold, and Flying Dutchman, Elisha Daniel, and those that are on locals, Butthead, Spaghetti N-Word, Debstup, etc.
And also, we have in the censored chat: there's Redwater, Kenyon Johnson, St. J, Cocteau, and everybody who's out there.
So that's all I really want to say on that.
And I'm going to leave it there on the French elections.
I have nothing else to say.
It seems like we have a smaller night tonight in terms of people tuning in.
It may be the topic.
It may be the night.
It may be because people just are tired of the bullshit.
Either way, thank you guys for being here.
We've got a lot to talk about.
Okay.
Let's get into some interesting topics here.
So, Lucas Gage got suspended.
If you don't know who Lucas Gage is, it's completely fine.
But Lucas Gage is a commentator on Twitter, now known as X. He's even getting the defense of Tristan Tate, who is saying that Lucas Gage was being harassed and has been that it's been horrific.
He's had police sent to his house with guns and multiple reports of murder at his home.
This could have been ended with him or his family member dead.
I feel X should take his anger into account.
So Lucas Gage essentially got suspended.
This week we saw a lot of people suspended for very interesting remarks, some of which I won't even mention on the show for legal reasons.
Gavin McGinnis got suspended this week, apparently for a ban evasion.
So they're still not letting him on, but they've let him on this entire time.
However, they took him off right around the election.
So it makes you wonder.
It makes you wonder what their ultimate end goal is.
Why is it near the election, they re-ban people or they ban others and they don't let them back on?
What is it that they, that what is it that people can't have a voice, that we can't, we can't speak for ourselves.
Well, Lucas Gage, I think he got banned.
Where is it?
I mean, I don't know some of the stuff that's in here.
I don't, there's not, there's not a lot of missing a ton of really important stuff in here.
I think Mike's been really busy with a lot of stuff in his personal life.
So we won't go too far down to that.
But we're missing a lot of the important stuff.
And I got to look for it down here for a second because he actually got banned, from my understanding, for burning the Talmud on the internet, which is actually kind of funny because it's like people say like, oh, the only thing that you can do and get in trouble for is burning the Quran.
And yeah, you may not get beheaded if you burn the Talmud, but you will actually get withheld from being able to promote yourself online.
He burned the Talmud and he got kicked off.
Oh yeah, here it is.
Okay.
So he did this video where he burned the Talmud.
And you have to remember, this guy was getting swatted like every 30 minutes in his home by Jewish activists.
Then they mass reported his account for burning an Israeli flag and burning the Talmud.
And then he got suspended, which is pretty remarkable now that, you know, there's such a special treatment of these people on the internet.
You can talk as much shit as you want on white people and you can get away with it.
Honestly, you can talk a lot of shit about Muslims on the internet.
I wouldn't talk a lot about Muslims or black people in day-to-day life because you'll probably get hurt.
But on the internet, you can speak as much shit about Muslims as you'd like.
Ryan Garcia was the boxer was, you know, saying how he hated blacks and Muslims.
And he was fine.
I'm not a big fan of Islam myself and I'm pretty critical of the invasion of Islamism into the West, which I think is a dangerous precedent.
But if you speak out against the Talmud, you actually get deleted.
That's so crazy.
And it does blow my mind that there's such a double standard there.
And it reminds me, you know, it reminds me of the fact that it's like, you know, I saw this, by the way, we lost a good one here.
Death penalty for the doctor who did this.
Look at this girl.
She was so hot, man.
Like, dang, she's got a banging body.
And I don't mean that disrespectfully to any women out there.
I mean that, like, I'm saying that because it doesn't exist anymore.
I'm speaking of a fictitious thing.
This is a hot young woman.
And she's obviously, maybe she's been molested.
Probably, I assume.
And then a doctor takes advantage of her in her weakness, chopped off a nice pair of breasts, which is really unfortunate, and maybe installed a fake wiener.
I don't know if that's what that is.
Maybe it's packing or that's just, I don't know what that is.
Maybe it's just a that thing that women have.
I forget the name of it.
Mana something, whatever it's called.
But that's so crazy, right?
People can do wicked things.
Like you can literally chop off a woman's tits and destroy her body and take advantage of her when she's in an intellectually weak time and somehow manage to not only be legal, but to be rich.
But if you burn the Talmud in your own backyard and burn an Israeli flag, you lose your right to speak on the internet.
And you actually got visited by police too over it.
And then I saw a bunch of these agents of these like pro-Mossad accounts trying to explain he got arrested, which is really fucked up.
I just, I don't really track a lot of this stuff that much.
You know, somebody messaged me today and they were like, I just want to know, you know, as an old viewer of the show, when do you became Nazi pilled?
And I was like, Nazi pilled?
This is why I think people are so disingenuous.
I have no association with a political party from the 1930s.
It's like, I'm super critical of a lot of groups of people.
This show is hyper.
I mean, we were just criticizing the far left in France.
And no one's like, oh, so you hate French people now.
Right.
And I'm just, I brought up, you know, this person and no one's like, oh, so you hate women now, which they do do that sometimes.
But it's like, you know, the issue of Israeli influence in the United States and a lot of this, you know, a lot of very subverting, you know, Jewish, you know, activist groups, et cetera, it's a real problem, especially on the internet when it comes to free speech.
They're big proponents that fight against free speech.
And I'm going to fight where free speech is.
I don't want to talk about these topics, but right now, I am fully committed to making sure that we are openly able to criticize the intervention of foreign nations and interests, dual citizens and interests in our government and in our social ideas and our constructs, because these people have too much influence in our politics, in our cinema, in our institutions of education.
And quite frankly, the fact that you can't criticize them is the reason why I will never stop talking about it until we win and can finally take back control of our own free speech, our own constitution.
And their sensitivities right now matter more in retrospect, both legally and socially than our own constitution.
So, no, it's not that I became Nazi pilled.
It's such bullshit.
And these accusations are so stupid.
It's that I've never stopped caring about free speech.
And a lot of you have.
Okay, that's what it is.
A lot of people are afraid of the financial implications.
They're afraid.
So they only speak out against things that are convenient, but I will just speak out against them all, right?
That's the most important part.
We've got to speak out against it all.
It is somewhat unfortunate, but it's kind of like this picture here that I shared, right?
There is no political solution.
And that's how I feel.
The illusion of democracy is fading quickly in the eyes of the beholder.
And it seems so fundamental that, you know, I'm not a monarchial type of figure.
I'm not one of these Catholics.
You know, I've been kind of a degenerate in my life.
I'm trying again.
You know what I mean?
Like I was moving and I went back to church on Sunday.
Check that out.
I actually went back to church.
I haven't been in church for a long time.
You guys know in Australia, I had a really hard time finding any church that wasn't like woke.
And the area I lived in there wasn't like Orthodox or anything like that.
But I went to a real like nice church on Sunday and it was convicting, man.
The guy was just like, you know, telling us about how we need to not have hope, but we need to have faith.
But faith is, you know, is basically having hope and trust in the substance of things unseen.
And when we can't see things, then we need to go by our hearing and hearing the word of God and standing on the word of God, because that's the most important thing.
That's the faith that God will bring the change and that we can put that trust and that faith in his character.
And that was a good reminder to me because I feel like I've been feeling so dark inside recently.
There's been so much filth externally and things have been looking so bleak in our country and in the direction of a lot of eras, you know, where I see the right wing calling for censorship.
I see them fighting for women's rights.
I see them embracing abortion and it makes me somewhat, you know, sad because I actually care about the country.
I don't feel good about it.
And I realize, man, I'm just feeling depressed because I'm not eating as well as I should.
I just got my gym membership today.
I went back today.
It's hard to move across the world.
There's a couple months of mayhem, but I'm reminding myself and I'm reminding all of us that it's like, you know, all being said and done, this stuff is dark, but you should be the light, right?
I should be the light.
We should be working on our spiritual health, our physical health.
And from that, our mental health should increase.
You know what I mean?
So I'm trying to go and have pool days with the family and go out to dinner together.
I'm trying to make sure I'm investing in what matters because in the end, this world and all the lusts of the flesh, the pride of life, and the things that you can obtain and the hardships will all fade away.
And the only thing that is done for Christ will last.
And also getting your butthole blown up by BBC on OnlyFans, apparently as well, will catch up to you eventually.
Unfortunately, it hasn't caught up to some of us yet.
I hope none of you have that.
But I really was shocked, by the way.
So, you know, I don't comment.
Let me talk about the, can I ask you, chat, should I comment on the sketch stuff?
Because I don't comment on any personal drama on the show pretty much at all.
Besides, I'll acknowledge it sometimes.
Say, look, I know this is going on, but I don't want to get into people's personal lives.
I don't think it's appropriate.
I think it's an invasion of privacy.
People don't have any class today.
And so I don't really go into those directions.
But the stuff that came out about this wasn't really private stuff.
Because look, if someone's leaking your private sex life, that I would never talk about.
And I don't want to get into that.
I don't think that that's, you know, I'm not one of those people to really harp on that.
And even if people have legal trouble or anything, I'm not, I don't want to get into it.
But when things are like public, like someone has an OnlyFans and it gets leaked, I think that that's not really private information, right?
That's just like public.
I guess it's like a public talking point.
I think that it's wait.
Oh, the censored censored stream is broken.
Oh, I don't know what's going on.
Sorry, guys.
Is the censored stream broken?
My apologies.
I don't know how it says that it's going, but it's got some problems.
I'll send that in to them.
If you can shoot me an email, by the way, at elijah at slightlyoffensive.com or Mike.
Mike's quicker at responding and let us know.
That would be great.
Someone said that you can skip the gay porn.
I'm not going to talk.
I'm not going to talk about gay porn.
I'm just going to explain something.
You know, it is really interesting that a lot of times, you know, in our lives, you know, thank God we grew up without, you know, the past.
But I think with the sketch situation, basically there was just this, this big streamer.
And let me see this real fast.
He was like, let me see if I can bring this up real fast.
So yeah, like, look, he's like, he's like a big streamer, right?
And I mean, he was partnering with the NFL.
And they, like, him and iShow Steve got introduced at the NFL, right?
So these are like big guys, right?
They're getting deals with the National Football League, if that's even what it is.
And they're watched by like millions of children.
This show's not for kids.
If you're a kid and you watch this, I'm sorry.
This isn't for you.
But realistically speaking, they're these big streamers.
And then it got leaked.
I'm not going to go into it that basically he ended up, he had a gay OnlyFans and he was getting his ass blown out by BBC.
And so I guess he was doing gay porn for a couple years and it was public.
So, so I mean, I don't know if the brother's gay.
I don't think he is gay.
I don't even think he's autistic.
He seems like a nice guy.
I have nothing bad to say about him.
I don't follow this shit very closely.
But some of the weird aspects of this is that everyone's really coming out in support.
And Sneeko pointed out that, you know, they won't condemn Israel's genocide in Palestine, but they'll, they'll, which by the way, the Landset confirmed, it could be upwards of 186,000 Palestinians killed in the moment.
I'm watching even yesterday, just Israel blowing up monuments.
It's definitely an ethnic cleansing.
Maybe it's not fully a genocide yet, but it's an ethnic cleansing for sure.
And they're clear on that.
You know, no one will comment on that because they don't want to lose brand deals, but they'll comment on this stuff and come into defense of this streamer.
I just don't know why we all have to rally, freak out, and rally around gay shit.
That's what I don't understand.
If the brother's gay, then he's gay.
And if he did only fans gay shit, then he did it.
And he said he was on a podcast recently.
Theo Vaughan, he said that he found God and that he was, you know, had some addictions and stuff.
And, you know, maybe he went too far down the goon hole and he got addicted to cocaine.
This is really what happens to people, by the way.
I'm from LA.
I've seen it a million times.
I have several friends, several, several, like three friends who went into porn, not gay porn, but they went into like porn and stuff.
And it usually starts with like they're going to strip clubs too much, then they start doing too much blow.
And then when you're on blow, when you're recovering, sometimes they'll look at like a massive amount of porn.
And then you can look at weird porn.
Then they get into all types of strange like fetishes.
And then they get into like websites.
And then they end up like, I don't know, then they end up creating porn.
And it ends up causing sort of like this, this feedback loop, but it usually involves a cocaine addiction and an alcohol addiction combined, paired with a severe like porn issue.
And you were molested.
That's usually what it is.
And so I don't really, this isn't really irrelevant to me, but I just find it to be interesting that this is like, if you found God, it's all going to say good for him.
Good for this guy.
If you found God and he changed, he said he asked God to help change him.
But also, if you have an OnlyFans where you're getting your ass blown out by black guys and you make a channel for children to stream, I could see why some people are, no pun intended, giving blowback because it's not any new news that people are gay today in today's world.
It's pretty common, but I mean, not everybody, you know, films himself in very compromising situations intentionally and publicly releases it.
So I guess it got leaked and he confirmed that it was him.
I think I'm going to play that here.
That's why I'm not going to, it's not really private information because he actually confirmed it was him.
I don't recommend you looking this stuff up because you're going to see shit you don't want to see.
This is him confirming.
unidentified
Look at this.
Open it on us.
That was me.
That was me.
It's okay, though.
I will tell you what.
Okay.
Two years ago, I did some stuff.
I'm sorry if you've seen some of the stuff.
You know, I'm a changed person.
This is going worse than I thought it was.
So two years ago, I did not have sexual relations with that man.
I'm just kidding.
I did.
Possibly.
Catch out of the bag.
It's okay.
What else do I have to say?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
unidentified
Thank you to all my people that have been sticking up for me.
I understand if you're bad.
Shit hit the fan.
Okay, I was dealing with some addiction problems.
elijah schaffer
Where is this?
Where's my thing?
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So I think that's what it is.
Now, somebody in the chat said cocaine makes you impotent.
Yeah, cocaine does make your dick like flip-floppy like a like a like a wet noodle for the most part, but people use Viagra.
I don't know if you know about this.
And then they then they use Xanax to go to sleep.
It's a real vicious cycle.
I've been seeing a lot of memes pop up about the use of cocaine.
It's more common than you would think, right?
That being said and done, it is more common than you would think.
And it's unfortunate, but the reality is it is what it is.
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But I was explaining that, you know, I think it's interesting with the chat that it's just to go to remind you that there are consequences to our actions.
And as somebody who's perfect and has never made a mistake and has always been the best and most good person in the world, I would know.
No, I'm just kidding.
I've done a lot of dumb shit in my life, right?
And you try to learn from it and sometimes you don't.
So I just hope that this guy did.
But I also don't know why I don't understand the whole controversy around it, but it's got to be embarrassing.
And I saw someone said that.
They're like, why is everyone homophobic and freaking out that he's gay?
They're like, well, it's not that it's the freaking out of these gays.
It's just that it's embarrassing.
And I'm like, yeah, that is really embarrassing if people can download your butthole.
And yeah, that's, I mean, like, that's just embarrassing, right?
I went to a proctologist once for a hemorrhoid when I was younger.
And I remember he had a clamp open my butt cheeks and it felt very invasive and uncomfortable.
And that was almost embarrassing just being with a doctor.
I don't even like seeing doctors for that very reason.
But not to give you any more definition in that, the situation got fixed.
However, I don't even want to go in for a colonoscopy, right?
I don't want to do that.
I just don't want to do that.
Okay.
Yeah, he kind of looks like Charlie the doll, but I think he's faking his disability too.
Although I'm not going to pile on people personally, the show we don't talk about the stuff.
That's just the reality.
That's just the reality.
So it is what it is.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We'll move on past that topic, it's not that important.
Um, speaking of some interesting things going on, uh, would you guys like to look at some blacks behaving badly?
Some crazy stuff happened as we transition.
We'll go to the UK election and some more important stuff, but I'd like to just reflect on some things.
Every day I wake up, and my timeline on X is full of these videos.
Now, if you guys don't know, I do a lot of things, right?
If you're new to the show, I do a lot of things.
Like, I have this show, right?
And we're live right now on X and everything.
We're there, and we are having a good show.
Um, but then I also do a show for Vigilant News every day, and that show does really well.
Um, the extremely well, it's like the most watched show I've ever done, but it's more for uh Gen X and what's going on.
But then, on top of that, I also do like a lot of like tweeting for different companies and stuff and writing.
I uh post videos of black people behaving badly, and then I also, you know, in the midst of that as well, without shit posting, I work for some stuff with the GOP to promote uh political things that are going on that I make fun of uh woke people, I talk about serious things, I post hot chicks, I post fake news of Dark Brandon with a gun, and then on top of that, you go down here.
I'm gonna see if I can keep going.
Oh, yeah, look at that one: Who's gonna eat who first?
Right, it's pretty good shit right there.
You have two dogs, a dog, and a Chinese person meet.
Who's gonna harm who first?
That's a good question.
Um, but you go down and you're like, Yeah, this is all being said and done.
See, I do a show for the Gateway Punt as well, so it's a whole different show, and it is what it is.
And I also write for them and different bang shabang, and life is good.
I'm up to $48 a week, as you guys know, so life is looking fantastic.
I'm very happy to say that.
But in the midst of all of that, it seems like I cannot get away from finding videos of blacks behaving badly.
But today, we're not just going to be talking about fighting, we're going to be talking about all types of blacks behaving badly, including some politicians supporting the Zionist regime, and explain to them that actually it actually makes it harder to date now.
But before we show that, let's just go ahead and watch a clip from the Waffle House because I love this stuff.
It's literally a fetish of mine.
I get turned on by this.
unidentified
Oh, shit!
You're wilding, guys!
Oh!
Oh, shit!
You are walling!
Oh, shit!
Y'all walling!
Yo, wall!
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Oh, my!
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Yo, yo!
Hey, oh, y'all need to start training.
No bullshit.
So y'all ain't got to deal with shit like that.
We're supposed to be supporting each other, man.
Come on, man.
Oh, they still...
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, my God.
Why do they always have chairs?
Yo, chill.
You're doing nothing.
You're about to go to jail.
Chill.
You're about to go to jail.
You wilding.
You don't love me.
Y'all wilding, bro.
You don't love me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Unfortunately, that's just the case.
That's just the reality.
Now, I have a question for you guys in the chat.
I think on Friday, I think a couple nights this week, I'm going to try streaming a little bit earlier.
Now that I'm on the east coast of the United States, I feel like the show could be a little bit earlier.
I'm going to try a few different times and see how the turnout is.
And if it's bad, then we'll just keep it at the same time.
Some of you said 9 p.m. would work.
Maybe we'll go do 9 p.m.
I think Friday I'm going to be streaming pretty early, possibly like 5 or 6 p.m. because Owen Benjamin's on and he's got a family and animals and stuff.
So that's he just can't stream late.
But I really, I'm going to try streaming a few different times because I don't want to miss out on the normal times of the normal people and stuff like that.
But I just want to see how it performs because sometimes at this time, I feel like I'm like streaming at the same time as all my friends and people like Sneeko and Fuentes and Drew and everybody.
And I feel like I'm like splitting up the audience.
Sometimes I'm like, I look at like 5, 6, 7, 8 p.m.
There's like not a lot of base shows really going on on Rumble at those times.
It's just kind of gay shit, right?
But that's what it is.
And I'm also, what is this?
That's what it is.
All right.
Moving on.
That was not the worst.
This is super funny, though.
So there is this politician that took a bunch of money.
His name is Richie Torres from AI Pack Watcher.
He went on a podcast and shared how being a Zionist actually makes it harder for him to get laid.
This is actually hilarious.
unidentified
Listen.
It's actually had an effect on my dating life.
There are people who will not go on dates with me because I'm pro-Israel.
I'll tell one quick story if this is not too personal.
I went on a date with someone who I'm openly gay for the record.
elijah schaffer
And I look at, I took $1.7 million from the Israel lobby.
By the way, I'm gay.
Yeah, we figured.
unidentified
This person said, you know, Richie, I support everything you stand for except one issue.
And I said, what's the issue?
He said, Israel.
And when I said that I was a Zionist, he reacted as if I had uttered the word Nazi.
So I proceeded to explain what the word Zionism meant.
And then at the end of the date, he asked for my number.
So I put in the notes section, Richie Torres, your favorite Zionist.
Richie, you're about to have about 18,000 Jewish women in your inbox with their sons' numbers.
Correct.
So you'll have what to choose from.
But you can tell all of those people that you're Zionists.
I don't know if I could share this, but it's actually had an effect on my dating life.
There are people who will not go on dates with me because I'm pro-Israel.
I'll tell one quick story if this.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I guess we already heard that.
Yeah, but that's just the case.
That's the reality.
And it's like, you know, I don't know.
I think it's not really the idea that you support Israel because I have plenty of friends who support Israel and I don't really find that to be problematic.
I get their worldview.
I know where they come from.
But I think it's because you sold out to a foreign lobby and you're gay.
So that could be the problem.
You know what I mean?
But I just thought that was funny.
It's like, I took money and there's consequences for my actions.
All right, but that's not even the best part.
Let me go to the video of blacks behaving badly at a trampoline park.
So we won't even call these black people.
These are, as you would call them, they are trampoline park goers.
And it's really funny because I shared this video of these people here.
And we'll get back to some serious topics in a little bit.
This is one of the craziest fights.
Check this out.
You know, it's really just, it's absolutely incredible, right?
All these people, like, there's always just so many of them fighting each other at the same time.
It's almost theatrical.
Like, it's like a flash mob, but you're going to get killed in the process.
There's pretty much no getting out of this.
It's pretty sad to watch because you always see a couple of white guys, like the staff members in the green.
I think that's what these are.
The staff members trying to break things up.
And they start using weapons, right?
When there's a black mob, everything is a possible weapon.
It's like the world is their GTA 6 map, and we are in their video game.
They essentially can do whatever they want, and there's no consequence for any of these people.
Trash cans, food, you know, and everybody's a potential target as well.
It's pretty remarkable.
I actually find it to be quite interesting.
The only dangerous part about this is eventually somebody always ends up shooting people.
They have such a high propensity towards violence.
It's very difficult to come back from this.
But that's our country.
That's our country, America.
This is who we are.
We are.
And so this is what I don't like about when I was living in another country.
One of the main things that I don't like is people are always like, oh, America, it's so dangerous.
And I go, it's really not.
You know, it's really not a dangerous country.
If you stay away from psychotic LGBT school shooters, you take out the FBI school shooters, which is like all of them, and you just stay away from black communities, you pretty much won't be involved in any crime.
Like, I guess where I live is probably, I like the God got me, I got set up in a nice spot, right?
So I'm in like a, it's a pretty sweet spot out here.
And I talked to a lot of people.
I'm like, where do I move?
And I didn't want to move next to these people, not because I have anything against them, but because we can't live together.
You know what I mean?
Like, even if you're a black guy and you're smart about it, you would, yeah, if you're smart and you're black, you wouldn't want to live around these people either.
So I separated and moved to a different city.
And especially when there's some nice cigar lounges, me and Mike have been hitting up cigar lounges, hanging out, you know, just talking shit and spreading hate online.
No, but on the reality, you know, as we've grown, as we move in this direction, it's like, I've been looking at this stuff and I'm going, we just can't live around each other, you know?
And so that's just the thing.
Although I do live around a lot of Jewish people now, which I don't mind, actually.
I don't really like how they manipulate the world government, but I lived in LA around a lot of Jewish people too.
And I think, oh, like the funny thing is, is Kez, Kez doesn't know anything about Jewish people.
Okay.
Like she actually knows nothing, which is actually kind of ironic because she just doesn't understand.
And she was like, she's learning.
Can I, can I, I'll see if I can grab this real fast.
Let me see if I can get this here.
Downloads desktop.
Cool.
I need to get this up.
Kez does not know about them.
And she's always really confused because we live around so many Jewish people.
By the way, that's my wife, right?
So she doesn't know about them.
And we have a lot of Jewish neighbors and they're always getting angry and they're always being cheap as fuck.
And I was like, yeah, that's, but they're, but they're rich, right?
We have like rich neighbors and they're obviously all wealthy and they have nice houses and but they're and they drive like like um like one of my my neighbors drives a rolls royce right Like there's like these are like these are like wealthy people like they have $500,000 cars and And they literally tell like like one of them told my wife like, you know, I was gonna buy your son a gift, but I was gonna make you pay me back for it.
But next time I go, I'll just buy him something and then you can pay me back for it.
It's pretty good Jewish voice, huh?
No, I don't know.
It's pretty good.
Just pay me back for it.
And because there's a lot of New Yorkers out here, New Yorkers, but it's not really funny, you know, from New York.
But yeah, but she doesn't know.
She's like, why would they be cheap like that?
And I was like, that's Jewish culture.
And she was like, I didn't know that.
She's like, they're all rich.
And she's like, why would they ever offer to buy me a gift that they make me pay for?
And if you guys saw the last show, she was really confused about it.
And I was like, well, that's the culture.
But I, you know, there's a lot of good Jewish people out there that exist out in the area.
That's just funny, though.
I was going to buy you a little tawny t-shirt.
These kids around here.
But you know what I do like about Jews in the area?
They hate black people.
They use the N-word.
They're very racist.
Jewish people are super.
But the problem is they also hate white people too.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's like, it's like, okay, they hate black people.
And so then they make like good neighbors because they always call the cops on anyone in the area that's that's hoodluming.
But like, then they also like hate you too.
So it's like they hate all the Goyam, right?
But, but at the same time, I have really good Jewish friends still.
Like Mark Loebine is flying out in a couple weeks.
Love that guy.
But he's, so it's like, it's fine.
And I got like Jewish family and shit.
And I have no problem with Jewish people.
If you're Jewish, I love you.
But like the culture is a little bit of a shock to Kez, right?
Because she's like, she thinks they're white people.
She's like, oh, they're all white.
And then they're like, like, won't share a soda.
And it's like, yeah, that's how it works.
You drive a Rolls-Royce, but you can't buy your neighbor a gift.
I feel you.
Some crazy shit.
Can we just bring that back up?
unidentified
Thank you to the.
elijah schaffer
Oh, that is so good.
Why did Relic say I'm done?
I'm done.
I can't really find out or decide when I'm going to buy you.
It's kind of like a baby voice.
When do I'm going to buy you something?
Well, when do I not?
By the way, I want to remind you that that video is about an hour long.
I mean, seven minutes long, but like that's an hour and in black time because they live in the moment.
So people have asked me why I am the way I am.
I'm just honest and I just think the way I think.
And it's not really a discriminatory thing.
It just really is the way life works.
Now, if you're watching the show directly on YouTube, which is great.
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Sorry about the stream apparently having some technical issues over there, but it's like a few bucks a month and it does, we've been able to expand.
We're able to get a studio now, able to put Mike on payroll.
We have Brian on payroll and we're able to get out.
We're going to be doing some street content.
I'm looking for a filmer to go out and do stuff.
It's just really difficult to get settled in.
It's just a lot of shit going on.
I don't think you guys understand how to get a car, and you have to get health insurance and a driver's license, and you know, refile taxes and residency.
And then there's Kez and Baby E and all their residency and just shit.
It's like very complicated.
Then you have like blank credit, you know, gap from being in other countries.
Then you have to re-establish credit.
And it's this whole yada yada.
It's just a lot of work.
And as you can see, we're getting settled in, right?
Just getting slowly but surely, right?
We'll just get settled in here.
I'm happy just to be back.
And I appreciate you guys going there.
But make sure you head over to Rumble.
The easiest way, if you don't want to type anything in, is you can just go down here to the you can go click on the website.
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I'll see you over a quick two-minute break.
Go, P, make sure you finish the bust the load, whatever you got to do.
Just kidding, don't do that.
I'll see you in two minutes over on Rumble and on Censored.
See you in a moment.
Shout out to the meme makers on Locals.
I see all of us in there.
Doomsday and racist people.
Notice where I am.
There's Brian and different people just hanging out, hanging out.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So, with blacks behaving badly, it is really a remarkable substance.
Now, I want to talk about a few other important things that I think is wild, but also somewhat hilarious.
So, I don't know if you know about New York, but when a society is collapsing, what you do is you start telling people that the things you already should have been doing are fantastic.
They do this all the time, right?
So, New York unveiled a new trash revolution.
This is real.
Mayor Adams introduced the new bin that buildings with one through nine units will be required to use instead of loose bags of garbage.
They now figured out trash cans.
This is a real clip.
unidentified
Listen, that's so crazy to me.
elijah schaffer
New York is so backwards in a lot of ways.
You know, they still put their trash out on the street.
There's no alleys in New York.
That's the problem.
It's probably good that there's not a lot of alleys in New York because there's nothing good that would really happen there.
But realistically speaking, that's just the case.
I mean, this is absolutely hilarious.
Um, I love this shit, it's just good.
Um, New York, I don't know who would want to live there.
I was there and I thought it was crazy.
Uh, they also have to order your own bin, which is obviously normal.
It's $51.
That's kind of crazy.
All right, talking about a few other things that are true, I want to go back to my backs, Blacks Behaving Badly segment because I really enjoy this.
This is one of my favorite times of the night.
It's late, and uh, I thought we could all watch this.
I put this video up, I make myself laugh.
Okay, I actually think I'm kind of funny.
Um, nobody else thinks I'm funny, though.
That's the problem when you think you're funny.
Like, I laugh at myself, like, I just sit around and laugh at my own humor.
And Kez was like, What are you laughing at?
I'm like, Me, but nobody else thinks I'm funny, which is the sad part.
Like, uh, audience of one, but uh, I said, How do I explain this to my children?
Um, maybe it was a Democrat Policies?
unidentified
Oh, there it is, there it is, oh, oh, there it is, oh, oh, got a belt, got a belt, oh, he takes it under there, damn.
Anybody breaking up, no, no.
elijah schaffer
He didn't ask the lady, she got a knife, and he immediately pulled out a weapon.
unidentified
Oh, shoot.
elijah schaffer
She just got stabbed and that's the most calm woman I've ever seen in my life.
It's it's really remarkable this entire culture of people, how they can just constantly be at war with each other, and there's nothing going on.
What they're protecting are like 1994 Honda Civics.
It's like there's nothing they're basically fighting over their own shit.
I'm not a big fan, as many of you know, but many of you are.
I want to talk about another controversial thing that Libs of TikTok brought up today.
The Canadians are back at it doing weird.
There's this new skinny dipping club in Canada that hosts naked events.
And as you can see, it's odd in their images that this guy's obviously a shower, not a grower.
Unfortunately, this is not the first dick we've talked about on screen on stream, but you know, don't sue me over that.
Uh, it is what it is.
But then there's a baby, and There's a certain age when you probably shouldn't be swinging your dick in front of nudity like this in front of children.
If they're babies, maybe, okay, whatever.
It's your kid.
But other people's babies, I don't think there's ever.
I should say not, not no.
There is no time when you should be naked in front of somebody else's baby.
I don't think we have to say that.
I just, I feel like I'm being facetious, but like, do we have to say that?
But this is a club.
And now I know nudism is a thing and there is weird like Russian nudist groups that allow kids and stuff like that.
I don't think there's anything particularly wrong with people being nudists with adults, but when you involve kids, that is like definitely not going to be a good thing, right?
Kids don't need to be seeing naked adults.
And especially if they're any older than a baby, as a parent, you should also be careful to cover up.
You know, I mean, if you have a baby and you're taking a shower and they like open the door on you, whatever, who cares?
Like, you know, one year old.
But like at a certain point, you need to like have respect for the body.
Because Adam and Eve, they were in the Garden of Eden and they were naked and they realized the shame.
And so you got to cover up.
So the idea of having a mixed adult naked pool party, it's fucked up.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's, it's, there's, it, it, it's, um, it's not okay, right?
It's, it's, there's something really fucked up about this.
But you would think maybe it's just something weird going on here.
But here's the deal.
They're offering free memberships for kids under 18.
And children between 14 and 18 do not need to be accompanied by an adult according to their website.
Men are also allowed into the women's changing rooms if they're in a couple and can walk around with erections.
This is really true.
So am I considered a youth?
What do I pay?
Youth membership fee for 19 to 25 years old is $5.
Now, I'm 18 years old or younger.
Can I attend and how much should I pay?
Basically, you pay nothing and it's free.
If you are under the age of 14, you must be accompanied by an adult 18 or older.
And if you fall between 14 and 18, you are welcome to attend for free.
So, okay, so age of consent, I'm not going into that conversation here.
But I mean, I just came from Australia and age of consent, I think, is 16 in Australia.
But if you're doctor disrespect in your America, you, you will go, you'll lose your career.
Okay.
So it really depends by state and by country.
For me, I'm from LA.
I'm accustomed to it just being 18.
So I'll just leave it there.
But 14, I don't think besides Mexico, there's any other countries that it's that low.
Maybe Saudi Arabia, they changed it.
I don't know.
But like, you're not going into definitions of aphoebophilia or whatever that's called or like age of consent anymore.
unidentified
Now you're just like starting to involve kids.
elijah schaffer
And what's really weird about this is all the changing rooms are co-ed.
And then you go down at this very, oh yeah.
So then they ask you, what happens if I get an erection, right?
Very common question.
What if I'm around children and I get a boner?
What do I do about that?
And yeah, I like what Rage and Cajun said.
Doctor disrespect has been punished more than anyone on Epstein's list.
Yeah, I'm not going to get into doctor disrespect stuff because I don't know enough about it.
And I don't, that is personal drama that I don't want to get involved in.
I don't get involved in that stuff.
But I, it says, this is a very common question as it is a common concern.
First of all, erections are natural and sometimes an unstoppable occurrence.
Yeah, if you're 14, okay?
I remember when I was 14, I got a boner for literally any reason at all.
I mean, I'm telling you, I mean, if a car had nice enough curves on it, I would get hard.
It's like, yeah, but if you're an adult, you're probably only getting a boner if you're horny and you're turned on.
So if you're getting a boner around kids, that is not just a red flag.
That is pedophilia.
That's not going to be good.
Um, it's not so much that you have one, but rather, what are you doing with it?
Walking around pool deck, flaunting it to everyone who's considered very bad taste and is not considered natural.
So, they're basically saying, Don't be around.
Um, I don't know.
I just really, I, it's the whole thing makes me uncomfortable.
Um, I love it's like this, okay, I have no idea.
I have I, that stuff made me uncomfortable.
I don't, I don't have a lot of thoughts on it.
Um, where is this?
Of course, it's where it is.
Um, give me a second here.
I'm gonna find out something else real fast.
Okay, now I'd like to go into some Indian street food stuff.
I've been really proud of the amount of hatred that Pajites have been getting on the internet as of late.
Uh, people have realized that the culture, you know, even Africans are making fun of them, but I do not understand why they demand to use their hands in everything.
Watch this video, though.
It's not even the hands that are the problem.
I feel like this guy is not helping.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, I love the call-off.
Wait, where was it?
Just casually coughs on the food.
Honestly, this culture is revolting.
And it's not the only video that I found this week that I thought was revolting.
I found so many more, and I've been so proud of the fact that Indians have joined the club on this because I felt like African Americans were not getting enough, or they're getting too much clout, and they had to be matched by somebody even worse.
And I feel like Indians, in many ways, are more disgusting because at least black people, you know, they wash their chicken, right?
So that's just the thing.
I have this other video of a water park in India, and I've seen so many of them, but this is so disgusting.
Look at the watercolor, and it's all single men.
unidentified
Look at this, you know.
elijah schaffer
Like, I found out the uncomfortable truth.
I've been having a really hard time in pools.
So, I had Mike and his wife over the other night, and he's supposed to be like moving down towards me.
I hope he does.
But I was supposed to be, you know, he had him over and we were at the pool at my place.
And it's a blessing, right?
It's a great pool.
It's part of the reason why you pay amenity fees or HOA fees or whatever place is because you want a good pool.
I don't want to maintain what I want to have, like a nice community pool.
It's like a resort pool.
It's very, very, very clean and nice.
But even I get disgusted sometimes in some of the pool water because I didn't realize that people were peeing in pools.
Like, I didn't know that.
And call me stupid, but I didn't actually, I thought people get out.
I've always gotten out to go pee.
People are like, you mean you didn't pee in pools?
Probably at some point in my life, I did maybe once when I was a kid.
I don't know, but it's it, I, it's maybe the autism.
Like, I have a hard time peeing underwater, even in the ocean.
It's hard for me.
I will pee in the ocean because that is different.
And there's salinity, right?
You have salt concentration.
But, you know, I found out people poop in the ocean, which is crazier.
But, but it's like, even then, I still very often would get up and go pee in the bathrooms in the ocean.
It's just like if it's really far away or the sand's really hot, right?
It just kind of depended.
But I didn't pee, but when I found out that almost everybody pees, I've got to find out, chat.
This still grosses me out.
Ones in the chat if you pee in pools regularly and are willing to admit it when you're when you're swimming, public pools.
Twos in the chat if you don't regularly do that.
I didn't mean you've never done it in your life, but you don't regularly do that.
unidentified
Do you pee in the pool?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Ones in the chat if you do.
Oh, this is gonna ruin my night.
It's gonna ruin my night.
I'm really, it's ruining my night.
There's already too many ones.
Oh, okay.
Mostly no peas.
we're getting halfers.
unidentified
Um, Oh, geez.
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
This is making me upset.
I don't like this.
We're getting a lot of.
Let me see if I can just bring up the chat here.
That is not good.
When I get back to vMix, I think Brian can get the chat on the screen too, which I think a lot of people like.
I don't know if people want that.
We can get back to VMix and do a lot of fun stuff.
Oh, okay.
So it's pretty mixed in the chat.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I'm censored too.
unidentified
Um, Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
And by the way, Censored is in the chat.
They're saying they're fixing the pop-up on the screen and they're merging content right now.
And there was an issue, but they're fixing the issue and we'll have it fixed by tomorrow.
So thank you, Censored, for your fast idea.
It's just so crazy, right?
It's just wild.
The George says on Sense on Locals, sent in a $4 tip and sent some fireworks that they lit.
Congratulations on that.
Bud had sent in a tip, but there's nothing there.
And Noticer I am said, I volunteer to shoot street content.
Do you, Noticer?
Do you know how to shoot street content?
Do you want to?
We're supposed to go to a cigar lounge together.
I'm so afraid that you're going to be weird.
And I'm hoping you're like my kind of weird and you don't freak me out because sometimes I meet people from the show and they freak me out.
Like sometimes, like sometimes they don't wear deodorant and stuff and it just like stinks like shit.
And like I'm weird and I'm retarded.
So I think I freak people out.
But I'm like, can we just like have that?
Like some deodorant or whatever?
You know what I mean?
I hope you wear deodorant.
That's just the truth.
But the Pajites, it's just a really gross culture.
I'll just leave it at that.
I'm all over the place.
And I think we have a couple of super chats as well from Ococto said $1 said Censor Stream is broken.
I know, dude.
Sorry, man.
We're fixing it.
The site's going through a lot of mergers.
We just merged with Compound Media and a few others.
So we got a bunch of people.
Peepee in your pool.
I like to swim, but I don't like to swim in piss.
Thank you very much.
The Pajites, they're out of control.
Okay, you guys probably already saw this clip, but man, I thought this was so hilarious.
Watch this interview because this is just hilarious.
unidentified
How do black people miss the age?
elijah schaffer
They do crime.
unidentified
They beat up everybody.
Do traffic violation.
They're lazy.
Just collecting money from the government.
Don't take care of their children.
They've got singing well and playing sport well.
What makes them lazy?
In Africa, you don't have to do much.
This is not lazy and I'm lazy.
Okay, so this is lazy skin.
Yes.
You know, I'm a white woman.
No, you're not.
You have the lips of black people.
Everything black.
Oh, what's black about me?
What's the lips are black?
How about my eyes and my forehead?
And listen, I have a white woman here.
Look.
My head is such a it's difficult to get control of it.
She many times wear a wig.
Do you like when black people wear wigs?
They have no choice.
I'm all the time with black people.
I have it home.
I have my edge.
And she's lazy.
Yes.
Have you told her that she's black and lazy?
Well, I should tell her.
She knows.
Is my ass like a black woman?
Yes.
So you use the word nick.
Using on me.
They're calling me nick when I'm calling them back niggas.
They get upset.
Do they look like criminals to you?
Not the free time.
She labeled me.
My dad's white.
Okay, so he's half white.
What do you think about that?
Still look black.
They are red.
Oh no.
You need the couple more generation.
You pick up the blackness to take it out, guys.
If you want, you need Jesus, my guy.
Jesus, so much joy.
Oh.
elijah schaffer
I love people who are just so blunt like that.
It makes me happy.
It does.
It makes me incredibly happy.
Something's wrong with my internet today.
So I'm so, oh, yeah.
So I'm so like behind.
So more on this blacks behaving badly.
We're in the minorities one.
I love videos like this.
Check this one out.
This one's great.
The engineer you think you're.
No, I would advise see a woman like this.
I'm assuming you do this stuff.
I just don't know why we accept this, why we want this in our country and our culture.
Let's talk about some other things that are more serious, though, and talk about the Biden admin fighting against the SAVE Act.
So a couple of very interesting things.
The election's coming up.
And Charlie Kirk was pointing this out.
So apparently, after spending the last three years flooding the country with millions of illegals, the Joe Biden administration just came out against the SAVE Act, which would require documentary proof of the United States citizenship in order to vote in American elections.
So the left is uniting now to spend millions of dollars to prevent this new bill that would require proof of identity of citizenship to vote.
Now, why would the left and Democrats be fighting this?
Well, Elon Musk waited and said it's because they're trying to cheat.
And I agree with that.
They just want to cheat.
It's not really a shock, but you know, this is why I say that the illusion of democracy continues to wane in the eyes of the beholder.
And we're getting tired of this shit.
We're getting tired of this.
Grandpa, we're tired of this.
And it does get a little bit old quickly.
Now, he said the Biden administration came out against the SAVE Act.
Obviously, they flooded the country with illegals because they want them to vote.
That's not anything new.
And there's nothing to really talk about with that.
I do want to talk about a little bit of the problem with, where is this?
A little bit of the new platform of the GOP.
So Saraba Sharma, who explains that, wow, this is the best GOP platform in my lifetime.
A clear, concise America first platform for the party president, serious immigration, foreign policy, trade, and culture.
Basically, this entire thing is about, you know, this is the leader of the American moment boasting that the new GOP platform doesn't address abortion or traditional marriage.
It's essentially just progressivism as we get these Zionists like Bill Ackman and others who are influencing the Trump campaign.
I'm not coming out against the Trump campaign.
I still support Trump, but I can tell you this.
Trump is selling out so quickly.
It's shocking even his most ardent supporters.
It's like I've never seen in my entire life, and it's blowing my mind.
Okay, he's like for sale.
His cabinet is for sale.
His hiring is for sale.
It's throwing me off a little bit, guys, because I'm a big Trump supporter, and I believe he's a better choice than Biden.
But the amount of special interests that are already invading pharmacological companies, the defense contractors, it's wild.
And he completely abandoned Project 2025 or whatever it's called.
And that was supposed to be the America first platform.
That was all the conservatives coming together saying this is the conservative platform.
And Trump disavowed it.
He disavowed the America Priority Conference, which is the people coming together in order to ensure that we limit abortion.
Now, him and JD Vance came together and they disavowed this.
All the establishment Republicans.
Now, what is Project 2025?
It can kind of be summarized like this.
The core tenants, according to the left, of this Project 2025 movement, this ideology that was supposed to be Trump's ideology was mass deportations and migrant detention camps, reinstate Muslim travel ban, deploy federal troops to Democrat-run cities, direct the OJ to prosecute political opponents, replace career civil servants with hardline loyalists.
And they said that we shouldn't vote for this.
And Trump said, yeah, this is too crazy.
So if you thought with Trump, you were going to get all these things.
Well, he's not even in office and he's already condemned all of this.
And kind of like the QAnon, like white hat people are like, whoa, you know, Trump's obviously just faking it.
You know, eventually he's going to really do all this.
Is he, though?
I don't, I don't think so.
I think this is kind of bullshit at this point.
I don't really know what's going on that much.
I'm not an ideologue like Glenn Beck or Fuentes or Charlie Kirk.
And I'm not a culture like streamer like Sneeko or the fresh and fit.
I'm sort of just like a retarded person that talks to you about what I see on the internet a few days a week on the show and goes through it.
But I can tell you that Project 2025, in my opinion, as a very casual Trump voter, was going to be the savior.
And instead, Trump's disavowed this.
And they've also come out in support of the abortion pill, which is responsible for about 66%.
It's about 64% of all abortions in the country.
So the Republicans now support two-thirds of abortions, which is about 390,000 babies.
Now, people bring up the fact that about 52% of these abortions are black.
So, you know, should we support abortion for minorities?
Look, if I wasn't Christian and I was purely puritanically political, then I would say yes.
But because we are made in God's image and I don't support abortion at all, there's different solutions for this stuff.
I don't support any form of abortion.
I just, I just don't.
I'm an absolutist on this topic, okay?
And you're never going to convince me otherwise.
People say, well, you want to lose.
No, I just believe life starts at conception.
And if we cannot solidify life at conception, then I do not believe that we will ever value our country.
I don't believe we'll ever value our life.
And, you know, I just, I don't, I don't believe in abortion.
I don't believe there's any ethical solution for it.
I do understand about controlling populations.
I understand eugenics.
I get the desire to control the world through genetic manipulation.
It's just not my thing.
Okay.
And I don't think God supports it.
I don't think he would.
I don't even support IVF.
And I'm not a perfect guy.
You know, like I said, I've done a lot of stupid stuff.
So just because, you know, I don't support stuff, I understand.
I know a lot of people who have gotten abortions and killed their children.
You know what I mean?
There's a lot of conservatives that have done that, you know, and I know a lot of people who, you know, I've done a lot of stupid shit that I don't support in my life too.
I've never had an abortion, but I've done a lot of dumb shit that I don't believe in or I don't like.
And, you know, so I'm not here to like condemn anyone before God, but I can still call a spade a spade and say that like, you know, the liberalization of the Republican Party, which already existed and the selling out of Trump's base, you know, as he sold us out sort of in the last week, it's, it's heartbreaking, man.
I don't, I'm not anti-Trump.
It's just, it's heartbreaking because it's like, ah, did we really have to go down this road?
Did we really, right?
It's really, really, it's really, really difficult.
unidentified
So It's just tough.
elijah schaffer
It's just tough.
Ah, man.
You know, and it's like the people are like, Patriot Front is fed.
Trump really knows what he's doing.
Does he?
I wish he did, but I don't know if he does.
I got to be honest, I'm really disappointed in where things are headed as in our country in general.
I'm very disappointed.
It's a dark, dark time for our nation, and I hope we figure things out in the long term.
Anyways, if you guys go ahead and if you follow the show and you want to support it, thank you for watching another episode of Nightly Offensive.
We'll be back on Wednesday night.
I don't know what time.
unidentified
Stay tuned.
elijah schaffer
Make sure you follow me directly on X, on Censored, on whatever, all over the place, because I'll be launching what time we'll be streaming.
I'm going to try a couple different times probably to stream over the next couple of weeks just to see how it does.
It doesn't mean I'm changing the time of the show.
I just want to kind of get a feel of what things are going on for moving forward.
Maybe it's not good to compete with my friends.
Maybe it is good.
Maybe we should, you know, change it an hour, maybe a couple hours.
Maybe it should be later.
I have no idea.
But I think it's really important to check that out.
I am so grateful for you guys.
I love the SOBs, the slightly offensive backers.
You guys have been the most momentous and fantastic group of people, retarded faggots that I've ever met.
You know what I mean?
But on a real note, you guys are really great.
And so thank you guys for being a part of the ride.
Shout out to everyone at Censored TV for noticing the problem.
Drive-by St. J. You guys are all there.
Thanks for stipping, you know, helping us get that fixed.
They're really quick on that.
Everyone and locals as well, Drummer Mark, NoticerIM, and everyone that's there.
And also those that are regularly in the chat, especially the supporters like Dat Rage and Cajun and the rest of you guys in the locals chat.
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I don't know.
The rest of you guys are all there.
I can't read.
As you know, I am retarded.
That's just how it works.
I really appreciate it.
And I'm really excited.
I have a good old friend coming on on Wednesday night.
So I'll see you there.
Make sure that you subscribe to Censored to get.
We have a show on Thursday nights.
It's only on Censored.
And we even have some good interviews going up.
And I've been putting up backup old street videos as well so you can get the extra classic slightly offensive content.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
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