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July 2, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Left Calls to ASSASSINATE TRUMP, Secret Service on ALERT | Guest: Tayler Hansen

After the HIGHEST COURT in the land made a ruling that Trump rightfully enjoys the privilege of Executive Immunity.. the left started to FREAK OUT. Despite their constant worshiping at the altar of democracy.. for some reason, they conveniently decide to not recognize the court appointed by the highest democratic institution in the land. Could it be because they don’t control it completely? Let’s talk about it..Show more Also.. we have made it out of Pride month UNSCATHED.. but not without a bang being made by the gays at the San Francisco Pride Parade. And this.. is a little more extreme than we’re used to. How much more extreme? Tayler Hansen joins us tonight for Elijah’s TRIUMPHANT return to the US for this VERY SPECIAL episode of Nightly Offensive! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ NUTRONICS LABS: Are you feeling drained, experiencing unwanted weight gain, or simply lacking energy?! Introducing Man's Edge from Nutronics Labs, the ultimate solution for low testosterone. With powerful ingredients like fenugreek, NO2 and IGF-1, Man's Edge offers a whopping 46% increase in testosterone levels. Buy one bottle and get any IGF-1 product free with autoship, saving you an amazing 50% off. Visit http://www.tboostnow.com and use promocode SLIGHTLYOFFENSIVE today! ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. __ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ⇩FOLLOW TAYLER HANSEN ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/TaylerUSA ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/TENETmedia ➤ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@watchTENET/ __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
Well, we're back and I'm in the closet again.
It's Pride Month and things have been a little too gay.
In fact, things are very normal.
I've been gone and speaking of homosexuals, prominent ones, Harry Sisson was writing today and thought, you know, I'm going to wake up and not just be one of the most dislikable people on the internet, I'm also going to low-key call for the assassination of the president of the United States.
Now, according to the Supreme Court, Harry said, Biden could now send in SEAL Team Six to take all of them out.
He could send in the military to take out Trump.
He has immunity for official acts now.
So, low-key, I thought I was having a stressful time moving around the entire globe, but nowhere in the middle of my stress with a crying baby, a pregnant wife, and having to literally move a continent and actual seasons that I ever think, you know, maybe I'm just going to lash out and ask a current sitting president to send the military to murder another president.
Things aren't looking too good for the left.
And this is not the only call to violence.
There's been dozens, if not hundreds of them online today.
And it seems like that's not even the worst of it.
My guest later today, Taylor Hanson, went to San Francisco Pride.
And now I'm kind of in agreement with Harry.
Maybe we should take some people out.
In what we saw were some of the worst images I've probably ever seen at a Pride parade.
It was so bad.
I was almost jealous that no one invited me.
So in the end, I'm sorry, guys, for pissing in people's mouths.
I know it says some crazy guy was pissing people's mouths and masturbating them in public.
Look, it was me.
I apologize, and it's all okay.
Now, it's actually disgusting.
We got a lot to cover here on Nightly Offensive.
It is approximately 10:01 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
My name's Elijah Schaefer.
This is Nightly Offensive.
Let's start the show.
Well, fantastic time.
Harry's like, yo, let's kill the president.
And I was thinking maybe we should slow down on the death wishes in public.
But then my friend Taylor Hanson, journalist at Tenant Media, showed some images of adults putting their cock and balls in children's faces.
I thought, maybe, just maybe, calling for the death of certain people isn't actually as bad as it sounds, at least in that case.
But we're not going to call for violence today.
I'm Elijah Schaefer, and my guest is Taylor Hansen, journalist and reporter.
Welcome back to the show.
tayler hansen
Thanks for having me on.
It's been a while, bro.
elijah schaffer
Yes, it's been a while.
And you've blown up on the internet.
You've blown up.
You are buffed now.
And you're married.
I understood.
What happened, man?
It's been a long time.
tayler hansen
Got there.
A lot happened.
You know, maybe it was like late stage puberty or something.
I'm not entirely sure.
We just grew up a little bit, you know, started hitting the Bible hard, you know, four, six times a day.
And then I met my beautiful wife.
And within, you know, 99 days of meeting her, locked that up.
And now it's baby time.
So, you know, I have no complaints at all.
Life has been great.
You know, signed with Tenant Media.
They're doing great things over there and treating me exactly the way that I want to be treated and letting me cover anything that I absolutely want.
So I have no complaints.
I can say anything I want, report on anything I want.
Life is pretty good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, life is pretty good because, dude, things are getting pretty crazy on the internet.
I mean, we're going to talk about later.
Nick Fuentes got censored for writing the word Jews.
And get this.
I just got censored for writing the word Pajeet because Indians pooped on a railroad and killed 400 people in a train track crash.
And I said Pajit poops more powerful than Indian engineering.
And Twitter said that that's hateful content.
And the word Pajit is now off limits, which takes away like 90% of my content.
I didn't know that.
Is that a real Pajit not an okay word?
Are we not allowed to say that?
tayler hansen
I didn't even know that was, you know, considered a slur, but pretty much everything is nowadays.
You know, I always, I just casually use that word, Pajit.
That's, you know, you see them in public.
You walk in an interstate, like, oh, hey, Pajit, how you doing, brother?
That's just, I figured that was okay.
elijah schaffer
You know, you don't see them, you smell them.
It really is true.
You do.
Now, okay, we've got to talk about this thing going on with Trump and the call for assassination because there is some insane double standards.
You know, I do want to get into that because I opened up Twitter just the other day and I immediately saw something like this where someone was like, why did we stop assassinating presidents?
And it's like, I think the very simple answer to that, Taylor, is because it's illegal and that's not how democracy works.
But I don't know if you're really shocked that we went within 48 hours from, hey, Trump should be locked up to like, hey, why don't we just kill him?
tayler hansen
No, not at all.
I mean, especially after the debate performance we saw, you know, they have to counter it somehow.
Like, oh, our president is quite literally a walking corpse.
You know, maybe the answer, because the Supreme Court is actually ruling constitutionally for the first time that we've seen in quite a long time since Roe v. Wade that, you know, maybe we'll just, maybe we'll just get rid of our political opponent.
I mean, let's be honest, the left has always been authoritarian, but now it's just kind of coming to the surface a little bit more.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, coming to the surface.
Okay, let's talk about that.
I mean, we do have a lot to get into.
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My guest today is the one and only Taylor Hansen.
And we're talking about the stuff with Trump.
So we're having a very interesting moment here.
Before we segue into some of the pride stuff that you got to, Brian, if you could bring up my screen, you know, Libs of TikTok brought this up because you and I know, you know, it's not fair to cherry pick an entire political ideology based on like one example or one person.
But the problem with the left currently is that it's not one example.
Trump, if people don't know, just won in a 6-3 ruling in the Supreme Court that he has immunity for his official business inside of his duties in Congress and the executive legislation of the country.
Now, what that means, very, very, very simply, is that Trump cannot be prosecuted by other branches of the government like Congress.
They cannot work to prosecute him for things that he did under his constitutionally protected job as the president.
So, even if a crime was accidentally committed, he's trying to protect the country, trying to do something that was set out for him in writing, he's not going to get prosecuted for it.
It doesn't mean he can go murder people on the street.
It doesn't mean that he can, you know, just go naked and show his cock to children unless he's in San Francisco.
But what it does mean is that you cannot just prosecute a president for running the country if you disagree with them later or if you don't like the way that they carried out business.
And of course, the left has a very natural reaction to this ruling from the Supreme Court saying Biden should have Trump killed now.
It might set a dangerous precedent or whatever.
You know, it's fuck it.
You might just kill the president.
But since conservatives have had to scramble to assert the president as king, legally, he's in the clear.
He could also bomb SCOTUS.
Nothing of value there.
Totally reasonable, Taylor.
That I feel like you cannot understand the sexual degeneracy of pride parades unless you understand where politically this ideology ideology comes from.
And these people have no meter of reality.
They have absolutely no understanding on the pulse of our country.
They have no respect for human dignity and life.
And now, I'm pretty sure this is illegal to say this stuff.
They're calling to use the U.S. military to blow up the president and to blow up the Supreme Court, not even metaphorically.
And I don't feel like this is very surprising to you, knowing what you've seen back from the riots all the way until now.
tayler hansen
Well, and you know, if we were in a serious country with an actual executive branch and you know, real government, like we had under Trump, you know, it could have been better under Trump, of course, but it was a lot better than it is now.
They were taken a lot more seriously.
Um, you know, these people would be getting a visit, they'd be getting a knock on their door within 24 hours saying, Hey, you know, what did you mean by this?
But I really don't think that you know, the hundreds, and there are hundreds, if not thousands of them, of them, you know, prominent left-wing figures quite literally saying, Hey, why don't we send in Navy SEAL 6 to assassinate Trump?
Because that's cool now, right?
With the most recent ruling.
And, you know, like you said, to understand the pride stuff, to understand the 2020 riots, is to understand just leftists in general is they latch on to literally anything that they can.
And right now, you see, you know, them kind of hijacking the pro-Palestine movement.
You see them in the pride stuff.
They latch on to anything that they absolutely can get their hands into, and they use it as an excuse for what is revolution.
And that's all they care about in the ultimate end is just revolution.
That's what all these movements are actually about when it comes to it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, and I think what's kind of funny is: okay, so Harry Sisson was like, oh, I think that they should possibly kill Trump.
And then Trump's administration was like, hey, actually, you can't really call for the assassination of a president.
And like a typical Gen Z Twat, he comes out and is like, oh, I'm being targeted by the Trump administration.
Listen to this lack of accountability.
This is why I tell people the only thing worse than having female friends, which is a no bueno, is having friends with men who gossip like this.
They don't take responsibility.
And this is somebody who's a victim mindset and they don't take responsibility.
Listen to this.
unidentified
So, oh, Donald Trump's campaign manager just threatened me on social media.
I'm not joking.
In response to the immunity decision from the Supreme Court this morning, I said on Twitter, according to the Supreme Court, Biden can now send in SEAL Team 6 to take them all out.
He could send in the military to take out Trump.
He has immunity for official acts now.
And I guess the Trump campaign didn't like that very much because Trump's campaign manager, Chris Lassevita, responded to me by saying, expect a visit.
Now, what do you think that means?
Is the Trump campaign threatening me with a visit?
Are they saying they're going to send their guys to my house to try to keep me quiet so I won't advocate against their candidate?
Is that what he's implying here?
You know, I'm just using my First Amendment rights to tell them how awful their candidate is.
But of course, the Trump campaign doesn't believe in all that.
Trump said he wants to be a dictator on day one.
This really is the perfect summary of the Trump campaign.
Their candidate is so terrible that they have to resort to tactics like this.
But here's my message to Chris Lassevita and the entire Trump campaign.
No, I won't be quiet.
The tens of millions of Americans who don't support Donald Trump won't be quiet either because we see Donald Trump for what he is, a con man, a fraud, and a convicted felon.
elijah schaffer
He's wearing makeup, right?
Is he wearing makeup?
tayler hansen
It looks like it.
It looks like he's wearing, he's looking like, yeah, he's like, he's acting like he's such like a little self-righteous twink as well.
Like, as if the Trump administration, you know, like this kid is not a threat to anybody.
He is not garnering anyone's votes.
You know, yeah, he's Gen Z. Nobody listens to this kid.
I mean, he's artificially propped up and he quite literally works for the DNC.
We saw his, you know, his best friend, I think Chris Mowry quite literally at the debate the other day with official Biden credentials on, but he's like, oh, yeah, I'm not affiliated.
But nobody's going to actually take this kid seriously.
And if they do, they're lost at this point.
elijah schaffer
Okay, but don't you love, don't you love these people?
Because they'll literally give us shit incessantly for using our First Amendment right to like, for instance, call a Pajita Pajit or to call out Jewish control or even something less sinister and less diabolical, like misgendering someone.
And they're like, you know, that's not the First Amendment.
That's hate speech.
And then they literally call for violence.
Like, this is not even a joke.
This is not even close to satire.
It's like, why don't they just wipe out the president and bomb SCOTUS?
And it's like, look, and now they're just mad at me for using my First Amendment.
I feel like the hypocrisy here is not even worth pointing out.
It's just gotten to the point that you have to accept now, if you are fundamentally conservative, that the rule of law is exclusively for you, that the judicial system is just a theory.
It's just an idea.
It's a theatrical performance.
And really, the full force of the law only applies to you.
Because I can guarantee you, Taylor, if you said a fraction of this of what these people were talking about today, a fraction of it, that you would have your account not only suspended, but you may also face legal repercussions in whatever state or from the federal authorities.
I do not doubt it.
If you said these things towards Biden, you wouldn't just get threatened with a visit.
You would probably be in handcuffs.
tayler hansen
Well, yeah, the FBI under Biden's administration already quite literally designated me a domestic terrorist and had 28 air marshals follow me for a year and a half for my reporting.
So, you know, if I said something like this, I'm quite literally getting my door kicked down in the middle of the night.
They're going to kill my dogs, probably shoot me and my wife.
You know, there's, there's, and it's not even an exaggeration at this point.
We've seen what the DOJ does.
We've seen the way that the FBI has been weaponized, but God forbid, the left, it's completely fine.
And the thing about the left is, is they believe in free speech for themselves, but they don't believe in free speech for us because our free speech, we're actually saying something important and we're funny.
And, you know, they just, you've seen the memes these people try to write.
I mean, they're 100 words within one little tiny page.
And all we have is a dude sitting on a toilet and it gets 100,000 to millions of views and it's actually effective.
So they don't want people on the right to actually be able to speak because we're effective and they're simply not.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's true.
And I know this, this topic's not extremely interesting.
It's just like, I want people to grasp this for a moment.
Because I want to move into the pride stuff right now, but I want people to grasp that we're at the stage where you can openly call for the assassination of a sitting president without consequence.
So I don't know whether we would call that decline or just being at the losing end.
And you know, and I always mention the reason why we lose is because we deserve to, right?
The reason why, well, it's true.
It's like, you know, it's like the account Radio Janoa.
I mean, I donated to his campaign.
He shares a lot of anti-immigrant videos and I'm all for that.
Hell yeah.
Get these people out of our country.
And he's being prosecuted, apparently, for sharing those videos in Europe.
Turns out he's a Cambodian man.
And I didn't know the page is a massive Zionist show page.
It's like, how could you be pro-Zionism and then against the immigration problem?
That's my point.
This is why we lose.
You cannot dualistically hold those same world views.
It's like being a straight gay person or whatever, which is only held by this show directly.
Everything else, it's a paradox, man.
And I feel like when it comes to our side, you've heard me been saying this for years now, over half a decade.
You know, the reason why we lose is because the left has their retarded faggots like Harry Sissid, and they give them jobs and money and they give them platforms and they protect them.
And then our people, we denounce them.
And as Jordan Peterson said, we call them psychopathic, you know, whatever.
Rats.
tayler hansen
Psychopathic rats.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Psychopathic rats.
And that's what we do to our people.
And really, we should stop neutering our best fighters.
We should stop pretending like we are in some position of power to be selective on who gets to fight or speak for us and start letting those who have the power and have the energy move in that direction.
Because as of right now, kids are getting their balls chopped off.
Adults are molesting them.
And we don't have any power.
We just don't, right?
tayler hansen
No, absolutely not.
Well, and it goes back to conservatives have never actually conserved literally anything.
Conservatism in its root, like mainstream conservatism, conning, what we see is an absolute joke.
You have people that listen to Ben Shapiro and, you know, other hosts of the same kind of caliber.
And it's like, what do you think these people are actually advocating for?
I mean, you got Ben Shapiro sitting here.
He is quite literally Israel first.
He doesn't care about America.
He doesn't care about Americans.
He's more concerned about what's going on between Israel and Gaza.
And then we wonder why we lose because we elevate these people to being the largest talking heads, the most viewed streamers.
And then what do they talk about?
They talk about Israel.
They talk about policies that don't actually matter.
And, you know, instead, they're not talking about mass illegal immigration.
Who's funding the mass illegal immigration?
You know, what's going on with these pride parades?
What's who's actually funding these pride parades and leading to the sexual degeneracy?
Because that's a big no-go topic.
God forbid.
elijah schaffer
Oh, what was that?
I don't know when I started playing, but check this out.
Speaking of the degeneracy, so I shared this video and it got over 16 million views.
And I have this new diabolical thing, Taylor.
I'll be excited to see you soon.
But so I have this new really sick and disgusting fetish where I spend a lot of time looking for accounts of people who don't, who have not been exposed to the rabidness of the internet.
So like this, this, this video had like a hundred and something likes.
And this was from a small account on Instagram.
And the girl was genuinely proud.
She had like one negative comment.
There was like 12 comments or something.
She had one negative comment and was like, way to not celebrate my pride.
And I look at this and go, as you're going to see, you were a hot girl and you did this to your body.
You deserve to be publicly shamed.
And I like to take these videos, make them go viral, and then shame people so they can experience this.
We've got to bring shame back into the culture.
Check this out, Brian.
Put it full screen because, ah, there's nothing worse than taking not even a semi-hot girl, just a straight up attractive hot chick and doing this to her.
This is what pride does.
And this is what leads to destruction.
All right.
So, I mean, okay, you're a married man now, but I don't think your wife would even care.
I mean, she was obviously a very hot chick.
Like, she was objectively a good-looking woman.
Nice boobs, everything.
And she didn't just come out as gay.
She came out as a fat dyke, which is, which is like, you know, why don't you just be a hot lesbian, right?
Why don't you just be a hot lesbian?
tayler hansen
Well, it's funny because I literally showed my wife this video when you posted it and I saw it and she was mind-blown about it.
And I was like, this is literally what this ideology does to people.
It's like, you know, where did it go wrong?
You know, and I'd imagine, you know, this woman was probably molested some stage, you know, right before her transition.
This is kind of what led to it.
We see that oftentimes happening in this community more times than not.
Or, you know, there was a bad breakup.
There was some sort of bad experience that led her to go basically full bulldyke in this situation, which like nobody with the rational mind, you know, with more than two brain cells, unless you're sub 85 IQ, which sadly a lot of America is at this point, and you understand what I'm talking about, would look at this and be like, oh, yeah, that's a great transition.
You go, girl.
Like, that is, that's insane.
elijah schaffer
And I think that it's, it's really important to point out that, you know, she went from being the popular girl in Meme Girls to being the school bully in like, Hey, Arnold or whatever.
I mean, it's, it's, it's a very interesting slide down.
And I know it's ugly in, ugly out, but there really is something strange.
And this is, this is something that I want I want to attest to.
We're going to get into your thread of stuff.
I want to remind people as we go into that, there's stuff I can't show on here.
And maybe I'll show it on Rumble and censored when we're off YouTube after he leaves.
But there are some things that I feel like it's not just about being sexually, you know, weird, right?
We're not talking about like sexual fetishes.
We're not talking about, oh, you know, I like it in the butt or whatever.
We're talking about like an actual sort of evil, dark energy that whatever jumps into it, it makes it gross and ugly.
Like it's not just like, oh, yeah, I like to have, you know, sex in a certain way.
It's like, it's disgusting.
And it's not just degenerate.
It's like vile, right?
Like, it's like pissing in people's mouths and pooping on each other and things that are like, that are like my favorite things to do.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, it's like things that are that are like where you're just going, I don't know how one gets into that.
But if you know anyone out there and you want to let me know, I would love to know in the comments if you're in this of how did that happen?
Who raped you?
I'd like to know.
But do you get what I'm saying?
When you went to the pride parade, as we're going to get into the thread right now, there's a certain level of like, it's not just sexual.
It's like spiritually dark.
unidentified
Yep.
tayler hansen
Well, no, you're completely right.
And that's literally the exact feeling that when I walked into that zone where I captured that video of, you know, the guy quite literally receiving fellatio by another man with another man standing in the pool with him and then getting urinated in his mouth and laying in a kiddie pool full of urine.
That's the only feeling that was in that air, minus the smell of piss, of course.
But it's like, okay, these people, they passed the level of just sexual perversion and being into weird stuff.
And they quite literally are possessed.
These people, I'm fully believe with my whole heart that they've leaded into this ideology so much that they are possessed by demons because that's the only explanation for somebody to sit there and guzzle piss in under 10 minutes.
And I show you not, I watched him drink pee from over 12 people in under 10 minutes.
So he's averaging more than one person per minute.
And I don't even want to get into, you know, how many STDs these people have or anything along those lines.
You know, they stick their stuff in weird places.
And then now you're going to let these people pee in your mouth and you're going to swim in it.
It's that they're possessed for sure.
They need Christ.
elijah schaffer
No one talks about the smells that you like.
I think worse than what you see in these people.
tayler hansen
Oh, boy.
unidentified
The smell is, it's something's wrong.
elijah schaffer
Something's off.
It's like giving, it's like giving the devil a rim job or something.
It's like, you know, you're not going to get out of there without getting a little burned.
It's, it's, there's something.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
It's like, it's like, it's also mixed with the like warm beer.
It's like warm beer, piss, jizz, and like, and in demonic possession.
You know, that's what demons smell like.
Like piss, jizz, and warm beer.
It's disgusting, man.
tayler hansen
Well, like, you know, San Francisco on its own, you quite literally walk the streets and they cleaned up for probably.
Let me tell you, it was that I want to never go back to San Francisco.
I know I'm going to have to, but it smells like piss.
You have somebody on every corner.
It looks like they're going to shoot you, you know, wearing shiz whole nine yards.
It's just a horrible place.
I don't know how it's fallen so far, but the air smells like urine everywhere you go.
And then you go in a place like this and it's like, this is what hell smells like.
And not just smells like, but looks like.
Seriously, people smell like shit.
It smells like piss and smells like throw up.
And then you have these trans people who have surgeries that don't take care of themselves hygienically.
So I don't even know how to describe that smell, but that is something else entirely in itself.
Like the pheromones pumping around out of these people with all these exogenous hormones they're putting into the body and then the plus like piss pool, the jizz, everything else.
It is indescribable.
And I hope I never have to experience again, but I know I'm going to have to.
And like, I need therapy now.
I don't believe in that.
elijah schaffer
After drinking your sixth cup of piss, you were like, dude, I can't do this anymore.
Like this whole blending in with the protesters thing, it's getting too close.
It's like, hey, buddy, you were supposed to stop that in 2020.
It's like, but you know, no, but realistically speaking, that's why I'm happy I'm back, by the way.
But everyone's like, everyone in the chat was like, you were mysteriously absent during Pride Month.
And it's like, you wonder why the faces are blurred.
But I was gone and I'm glad because honestly, after years and years in this, you kind of get tired of the Pride Month stuff.
You know what I mean?
Like you really do get tired of it.
And if we're going to do anything, we're going to go big or we're going to go home.
But just so you guys know, obviously I'm in a closet.
It's been what, six, seven years where I've been in this position.
But actually, it's, it was Kez's idea because every time I feel like every time I work for a studio, they give me like the shittiest, smallest room and I literally get stuffed into closets.
Luckily, life is good now.
So I'm opening up like a proper sound stage and like a nice, I'm getting a proper large studio and building it.
And, you know, we're actually putting some time into it, but it's going to take time.
It's going to take time.
But so I'm here with this right now.
But I want to play one of these videos because you actually confronted one of these guys that was naked in front of the kids.
And I know that there's a little bit of the shock value when you see men like naked in front of their kids.
Not their kids, other people's kids.
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Now, speaking of testosterone, Taylor didn't just sit around and people say, Why do you just report on the problems?
Why don't you try to fix the problems?
Uh, he went out and decided that he was actually going to confront one of these guys who was nude.
So, let me go ahead and play the video for you here.
Here's Taylor walking up to him.
tayler hansen
Watch.
I'm just going to ask you a few questions real quick.
unidentified
So, what is going on with you being naked?
tayler hansen
I mean, is there something?
I know it's legal here, but you got kids all around you.
And I noticed I've been sitting across the way reporting on the event, and every single time kids walk by, you're enthusiastically waving at them, trying to get their attention.
Not really.
You absolutely're on camera, dude.
Not really.
You're trying to get kids' attention.
You're waving at them.
You're trying to talk to them.
unidentified
No, I'm not.
I just wave it at everybody.
They just happen to be there.
tayler hansen
But it's okay for you to do this in front of kids.
elijah schaffer
You're comfortable with that.
You think that's something they should see?
unidentified
A lot of people are doing it.
tayler hansen
So it just makes it okay.
unidentified
But it's part.
It's locust.
It's sleek.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Honey, it is natural, honey.
tayler hansen
I'm asking him a question.
unidentified
So I'm in front.
So look.
It is natural to be who you are and what you are.
And look.
Do you see all this?
And it's love is love.
Always wins.
tayler hansen
So always wins.
unidentified
So you can just be naked in front of kids, try to talk to kids.
tayler hansen
You don't think that's weird?
You don't find anything wrong with that?
unidentified
I'm not talking to kids.
They just happen to be there.
tayler hansen
You're on the front row with your dick out.
It doesn't matter.
elijah schaffer
You got kids right here.
tayler hansen
Literally, one over next to you.
unidentified
Well, I didn't notice that.
tayler hansen
But you've been waving it.
unidentified
Literally, when the Boy Scouts of America came by, you're sitting there waving at them.
elijah schaffer
I'm waving at everybody, not just them.
tayler hansen
They just happen to be there.
But so you just think it's fine for nudity in front of kids.
unidentified
That's nothing, as long as you're not doing anything.
tayler hansen
There's nothing wrong with that.
unidentified
Not sexual at all.
elijah schaffer
No.
unidentified
I'm nothing sexual.
They just happen to be here.
That's all.
It's with everybody.
Kids, adults, and everybody.
Let me ask yourself.
elijah schaffer
She's all not coming.
unidentified
Do you see everything around this?
I don't want to cut it.
Like, do you see every motherfucking thing around this goddamn California?
elijah schaffer
Look at yourself.
tayler hansen
I'm not the one that's naked in front of little kids.
unidentified
No, he's natural.
It's natural.
It doesn't matter, does he?
No.
Listen, there's nothing wrong with it.
Look at yourself.
As long as you're not doing anything.
And I have not, I wouldn't do anything with that.
They just happen to be there.
They just happen to be there.
elijah schaffer
I think that's all I have for you.
unidentified
Yeah, that's it.
That's nothing wrong with that.
No, don't go accusing me of stuff like that.
tayler hansen
I don't want to make an observation of you talking to kids, waving at kids.
unidentified
It doesn't matter.
I'm waving at everybody.
I'm waving it at everybody.
tayler hansen
Okay.
Now, what about you?
I mean, obviously, you got a kid right next to you.
Is this not weird?
unidentified
Oh, I don't.
I didn't know there was a kid here.
tayler hansen
You've been talking to him.
You've been like literally waving at him in the parade.
unidentified
I wave everybody.
They just happen to be there.
That's all I'm saying.
tayler hansen
So, as you saw, he just happens to be here.
Not trying to get kids' attention.
You see, if you go to like other reporting on tennis page, he is clearly waving at kids enthusiastically, gets excited whenever there's a kid around.
But this is normal.
Welcome to San Francisco.
This isn't hell on earth.
I don't know what is.
This is insane.
elijah schaffer
So, bringing in on this.
So, yeah, so tell me about that.
I mean, that was, I mean, it was, it was pretty interesting that his excuses were right.
It's legal, which is the same thing people say for abortion, and everyone's doing it.
It's so biblical.
It's like, it's so eschatologically perfect of just this like end times thing of like, but it's all being done by everyone.
And you're like, you're on camera.
And then he's like, it doesn't matter.
Don't accuse me of doing what I'm on camera doing.
Like, it's denial and he's gaslighting.
I mean, what was going through your head?
Were you nervous or were you like pissed off or what was happening?
tayler hansen
No, it literally led me to do the conversation as I was.
I had been sitting for the Pride Parade for three and a half damn hours.
This is a four-hour long Pride parade, standing in that same spot, staring at him, taking videos of him quite literally, enthusiastically waving and talking to children directly, kids being pushed in strollers, stopping right in front of him, looking mortified.
And finally, because I was waiting for Gavin or Newsome because I thought he was going to show up.
Because I was like, oh, it would be a great shot to have Newsome and a penis and then kids in the same shot because this is a perfect example of California politics in California under him.
And then turns out he wasn't there.
I was like, okay, finally, I got to go say something to this guy.
And he wasn't the only one.
He was just the one that I had to deal with actually staring at for three and a half hours.
So something just finally snapped.
And you know, when you're on the ground, a lot of the times you can't really say things to people.
You're not supposed to say things or do things.
But I was like, I have to get this out of my system.
And, you know, I would have gone a lot farther if I wasn't in the state of California.
But sadly, you know, that would be a hate crime.
And, you know, I'm surprised, I wouldn't be surprised if they charged me for a hate crime for trying to talk to this guy and confront him.
But it's so funny.
You know, his excuse is they just happened to be there.
He says that over and over and over again.
This guy was plaster drunk, you know, through and through.
I watched him probably pound at least four beers throughout the event.
And then his retarded little friend turns to me.
He said, Love is love.
And I'm like, dude, what are you talking about?
Like, I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to this butt-ass naked man in front of me.
But it's just insane.
You know, I tried talking to the lady that was quite literally, she had her kids right next to her and she didn't say a word.
And throughout the interview, you can't hear it on the mic because the, you know, the decibels were so dialed in.
But I'm getting yelled at from parents next to me.
And one of them yelled, This is a free country.
And it's like, you're defending this man, showing his penis to your children.
You are the problem, clearly.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, I think, you know, we've been saying for a long time that the future is disabled, right?
That's because I noticed that a lot of these people in the LGBTQ community are disabled.
Like they actually have problems.
And it's like, you know, this video popped up of a left-wing protester at Pride.
And I don't want to make fun of him.
So I'll just let you watch.
But clearly, this man is not doing well.
Or at least he was born with a couple extra chromosomes and sexualities, I guess.
tayler hansen
Watch.
unidentified
We are proud of who we are.
We are proud of what my life.
We are proud of what we're going to have.
We are proud of, we are proud of, we are proud of, we are proud of.
elijah schaffer
Oh, man.
unidentified
It's yeah, shit, dude.
Ooh.
elijah schaffer
Have you seen that one before?
unidentified
No, that's the first.
elijah schaffer
I told you, it's like, dude, I like, and that's why it's like, it's not even like, I like to say, oh, pride protesters are retarded, but then it's not funny because like this guy is like actually retarded and it's, it's cruel, man.
Like you have a dead guy running the country.
You have retarded people being preyed upon.
I mean, what?
Was like maybe four years ago that we were talking about Down syndrome drag queens, right?
Remember Down syndrome?
Uh, you know, I get, I don't know, man, it's gotten to a point where I am convinced, like that guy's like, this is my friend, and it's okay.
It's it's what do you what do you say to these people when they're actually retarded, right?
You call people gay and retarded as an insult, but they're literally gay retards.
So it's not even mean.
Like, what, what even is there from here?
I mean, other than talking to them, if the police won't intervene, they're too busy arresting teenagers.
Uh, I wanted to get your opinion on this.
They, you literally can walk around naked, um, you know, as we know, but where is this?
Oh, let me see.
Um, yeah, here it is.
But as we know, another one bites the dust.
Uh, a police in St. Petersburg, Florida, which is supposed to be one of the good ones, have just arrested 18-year-old Christian mayor on charges of felony, criminal mischief for doing donuts on a pride parade mural in the middle of the street.
I mean, like, we keep seeing this.
This is probably like the fourth one in a matter of three weeks where the police will go after people for like straight guys for driving a car on the street, right?
But if you're naked in the name of pride, if you're literally committing sex crimes against children, then it's totally okay.
And so, it's like, I this is why, like, I don't get into people's personal drama, but it's like I don't take anyone seriously that cares about the doctor disrespect, you know, you know, things going on who supports pride.
If you support pride, fuck you, you're you're worse than anyone you could accuse because pride is literally about taking advantage sexually of children.
So, and it, so it's like it seems like it's a psyop to attack.
It seems like pride is about hating straightness and about intimidating normalcy, not about celebrating freedom.
It's about being gay and retarded.
tayler hansen
No, you're exactly that's literally that is the next time they post pride flyers, you know, that's what it needs to be about: the celebration of being gay and retarded and hating straight white males.
That's the biggest thing.
Because if you're not an ally, they despise you.
And it's so funny when I go to these events because they know they take one look at me with the beard, with the good build, with the hair, the eyes, everything.
You know, the physiognomy does not check out for me being at one of these events.
And, you know, you kind of got to almost disarm them before they're willing to do an interview.
Just say some absolutely stupid garbage that you don't believe in.
And then they're like, oh, okay.
Yeah, I'll do an interview with you because they're retarded.
You know, you look at me, you know, that that's not the way I swing.
I literally have a wedding ring on, and my wife is my cameraman.
You're going to do an interview with me.
Like, that's the worst mistake you can make if you're one of these pride protesters is to get on camera with me because that's going to go viral.
People are going to see what pride actually is.
And that's all it is.
You know, literally in Florida, I've seen like four people get charged with felonies.
I'm pretty sure for the same exact mural.
And they were literally trying to charge, I think there were 16-year-old kids on scooters because they were leaving scooter break marks on this.
And it's like, what kind of country are we where, like, this is where we're at?
Like, we're Weimar, Germany at this point.
We might even be pretty close to being worse.
Sodom and Gomorrah level stuff of where you can pee in each other's mouths, give blowjobs in public, and but God forbid, God forbid, you cannot leave a mark on a rainbow pride mural, which we know the rainbow is made by God.
The rainbow was a sign of God and it's just been hijacked.
And that puts their movement and summarizes it perfectly: it's literally just to basically hate Christians.
And, you know, I actually asked in one of my interviews that will come out soon, the very, you know, I asked some very upfront questions.
And the very last one is, what is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the name Jesus Christ?
And every single time you see them wince, because these people have, they literally have demons in them.
And the new guys that I'm interviewing, they completely cover up.
They feel shame for the first time in their lives.
And that's what we need to bring back.
That's why I did this confrontation because I was tired of it.
Because, you know, the right is always just, oh, we'll do this.
We'll do that.
We're going to be, you know, write strongly worded tweets about pride and gay people on the internet.
And it's like, that's not what works.
You need to get in these people's faces and you need to make them feel shame again.
I need to make a hat or something that says, make gays feel shame again, because that's the point that we're at in society.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, dude, it actually is interesting.
I know that you've got to go in a second, but I know if people want to want to follow more of your work, make sure that you guys go check him out.
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elijah schaffer
Final thoughts.
Final thoughts, sir.
tayler hansen
Hole talks.
I mean, what a yeah, we have come so far as a society, not just, you know, inclusivity-wise, but scientifically.
You know, this is going to revolutionize the pride parades and the post-celebrations.
You know, my poor wife, as we're walking down San Francisco, we'll close with this.
You know, she sees a flyer.
She's like, did you see that?
I was like, no, what did it say?
And they were handing out flyers in mass that said, trans gay sex party.
They have a club about trans gay sex parties, which I don't even know where the gay fits in with the trans, you know, like lesbians or dudes, you know, straight people or chicks, you know, that have transitioned.
It's all weird to me, but like, you know, whole talks, get yourself some whole talks.
I'm literally, right as I get off this interview, I'm giving him a call.
I need to meet some whole talks the next time I go to pride.
elijah schaffer
Listen, that's, that's kind of in conclusion with that.
By the way, the show's not ending.
It's just he's got a, he's got responsibilities now as a married man.
I'll have to see you in person.
When I'm done with the studio, like I have a budget now to like fly people out and stuff.
I don't need these big studios.
You know what I mean?
Like I could just do it myself.
That's what we've done.
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Taylor, it was so nice to catch up with you, man.
Just like old times, it's good to be in the time zone.
If people want to find you and follow you other than on your X account, how can people keep up with you, support you, watch your content, and just continue to track with you over the years if they're new to the show today and they don't remember you from all the years back?
tayler hansen
Yeah, pretty much anything breaking news-wise, you know, you always hit my ex account first and tenants account.
That's the most important ones.
I post exclusively to Tenant.
We'll quote, tweet my work on, you know, my personal profile and kind of give additional commentary there.
But the Instagram is just USA Taylor, T-A-Y-L-E-R, because, you know, the original one got banned because Zuck's a cuck.
elijah schaffer
Amen.
All right, Taylor, thank you so much for coming on, man.
Have a great rest of the night.
tayler hansen
Good to see you, brother.
elijah schaffer
Good to see you.
All right, we're going to continue on.
Guys, it is a little bit weird, right?
Shout out to Taylor for coming on.
I thought this was crazy.
So I'll kind of spend a little bit more time on the pride stuff.
So check this out, okay?
I'm putting the censored part up here.
So it's nothing new.
People riding their bikes around, balls out, nothing to stop you.
It's like esoteric, right?
Get in the sun on your balls, like tanning those nuts.
And it's kind of unfortunate that we've become so numb to these kinds of things, right?
We've become sort of like just immune because it's absolutely insane.
Like we're just like, oh, naked people flashing their cock to kids.
But sometimes there are things that pop up that I find to still be surprising to me.
And recently, what that's been is the left's support and defense of these insane people.
Don't ever forget this tweet from Brian Krassenstein.
Remember this?
Seeing a man naked on a bike isn't going to have much of an impact on any kid.
They have likely seen their father or brother naked before.
Sharing an uncensored video of a naked man on a bike to an audience of possibly 30 million kids on Twitter is arguably worse than riding a bike naked in front of a kid or two in a planned event that the kid's parent took them to.
There are much worse things than the average kid will see and hear online and offline in a typical week.
Once again, the advocacy for sexual voyeurism on children, Brian Krassenstein is a very famous liberal Jew.
And I don't know why these types of people are constantly advocating for to push sex on kids.
Now, here's what's interesting.
I'm no saint, right?
Okay.
But I don't think I've ever promoted or pushed or like advocated degeneracy for anybody.
And I think there's a huge difference we need to understand as people between, you know, struggling with sin or having problems or getting into addictions or maybe falling into sexual immorality or just, you know, you could have, it just could be like emotional issues, right?
Or then promoting it and pushing it on to other people.
Like, I'm not going to fault you if you feel suicidal or if you're if you're battling depression And you've fallen into the sin of despair and you don't have any hope.
I feel pity for you and I'm rooting for you to get out of that.
But if you started telling people, you know what?
Hey, let's start promoting euthanasia.
You should kill yourself.
This is really good.
You know, we should let kids know that it's an option.
And if you just don't like your life anymore, you can shoot yourself in the head.
I don't think that's a good idea.
That's kind of not, that's not a, that's a bad idea.
That is horrible.
And that's sort of what these people are doing is they take their kinks and their fetishes and they try to not only normalize them, but duplicate or replicate.
Because like that guy said, if people, more people are doing it, then it must be okay.
You know, if people are, that's the real danger, I think, of growing up in a degenerate society and growing up around a lot of wickedness, like myself growing up in LA and stuff, is so many people are doing bad things that it doesn't feel so bad anymore.
You know what I mean?
Like your little, your little drug addiction here, or your little porn addiction, or your anger problems, or maybe your lack of, you know, energy you're putting into your marriage or whatever it is that, you know, you're like falling short on in your life.
It doesn't feel so bad because it's like, well, I'm not like trying to get kids to cut their tits off.
You know, I'm not giving kids hormones.
And so because the threshold for evil has become so diabolically low that it feels like our small sins and our struggles are not even that effective.
And I think that the devil can then allow us to harbor a lack of repentance.
And then we end up, you know, we end up losing out on our potential as human beings.
Because what sin does is it destabilizes our emotions.
It destabilizes our peace and it destabilizes our connection to God.
It doesn't make us unsaved, but it does.
The Bible does say without holiness, you can't really see God and the world is dark and confusing.
You need to be able to see God in order to have an understanding because the world is too dark to fully grasp, right?
The mind, it says in the scriptures that the mind is so deceitfully wicked, the heart and the mind that no man can even know it, right?
Who can know it?
It asks.
And so you can't really understand the true depravity of your own heart and mind.
And so you need God to guide you.
And if you're not walking in holiness, not only are you not obedient, not only are you not showing that you love him, but you're also just shooting your own self in the foot.
You're like injuring yourself.
And I'm, and I, and I mean this for myself too, right?
I struggle with patterns of sin like anybody does, but it's like, how much longer will we struggle before we're just in outright disobedience?
That's a good question.
I'm not here to lecture you tonight, but I am just bringing up that question.
Randomly, noticer I am, just to shout out there right there in the red, sent a $100 super chat in Rumble.
Said, welcome back.
And let me be one of the first to congratulate you on your Florida man status.
Yep.
If you guys don't realize, I'm back in the United States.
And this is my first show back.
I didn't want to announce it and stuff because I'm in a closet and it's unfortunate.
You know what I mean?
So I'm in a closet.
I'm in the closet in Pride Month and I'm in the middle of trying to lease a place.
I don't even have any furniture in my house.
I literally came back to the United States with nothing, a couple suitcases with some clothes.
And I didn't bring anything besides a little bit of equipment.
So, I mean, hey, I'm starting from scratch.
It's very expensive.
This area is very pricey, but this is just where media is at today.
Media's in Florida.
That's where it's at.
So I'm happy to be back.
I hope you're happy that I'm back as well.
If you aren't happy that I'm back, I don't really care either.
Doomsday Crackers just yelling out fuck the Chinese kids.
All right.
That's fine.
All right.
Moving along here onto some other stuff.
I thought it was interesting.
Where is this?
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So, I also angered the entire black community again.
What is up with that?
Why am I always making black people angry?
I'm not even trying to do that.
I just honestly, I'm just trying to joke around on the internet.
And for some reason, I'm always making people extremely upset to the point that I don't even know what I've done.
Now, Kenny Akers said this: I had put there was a video up of a bunch of black doctors going, Hey, I got my white coat on, I got my white coat on, which I find to be a little bit trashy, a little bit ghetto, a little bit Afro-ghetto.
And I want better for the black community.
I don't have anything against the black community, I want better for them.
I just think acting ghetto with a weave on as you become a doctor is unbecoming.
It's unbecoming.
And so, I just said it's time to start eating an apple a day.
Um, because and it went really viral.
Um, it ended up getting like oh, yeah, five million views or more.
I think that's way higher, it's even higher on Instagram.
And everyone's called me a racist, but I got to say this: why do you want people to visit the doctor?
I don't want anyone visiting even white doctors or any doctors because the medical system.
I got a funny story about smoke alarms I'll tell you about later.
Um, but uh, I don't want anyone seeing the doctor.
The entire allopathic medical system, right?
The entire MD, this sort of allopathy, uh, is designed and built by pharmaceutical companies to not only cause more illness and disease, but to treat symptoms and to not cure the source or the cause.
And don't even put money into the research about it.
And so, I don't want anyone seeing these doctors, I think they're trash.
But also, you know, with DEI and the lower standards for black students at universities, it's not that I'm inherently racist that I would post this, it's just that I know that there are lower standards for these individuals.
And that if you're going to act trashy, I'm not claiming that if you're black, you couldn't be a good doctor because I know plenty of good black doctors, and I would, I would very easily get treated by a black doctor.
And I'm not going to discriminate like that.
I know so many good healthcare workers that I've been around in my life from when my mom was dying from cancer to when family members have given birth.
Great black healthcare, you know, individuals.
I just think overall that we have a problem in our country that they're pushing diversity at the expense of meritocracy.
And what I mean by that is that in the attempt to delusionally look like you're a good person by outwardly accepting people who are different, sometimes those differences are not just skin color.
They're also differences in the quality to complete and execute the job and the quality to innovate, the quality.
to not make mistakes.
So diversity isn't just about skin color.
It also comes with lowering the standards in other key areas.
And I don't think that's how we should operate.
I think we should be looking for the brightest and the best and hiring Americans.
And blacks are Americans.
But I don't think we should just hire them because they're black, because I feel like that's all malpractice is already one of the number one killers of people in the United States.
It's up there.
But people go, but they went to college.
Doesn't that mean they're not ghetto?
But they went to college.
Just a little reminder.
Blue Light Special on Kmart's Blacks Acting Like Blacks Again.
I thought this was kind of fun.
This is actually not funny.
I take that back.
Jacksonville rapper Gloop Shitto.
I didn't make it up.
Got his bachelor's degree, prime example of don't judge a book by its cover.
So you have, see, and this is the problem, by the way, with black community, is I actually don't think this is the black community.
This is the, this is a type of black person called N.
But apparently when we say that, it gets our posts taken down.
And so, so I wish we could just call them what they are.
You know what I mean?
Because there's a lot of, like, look, there's a ton of based black people and good black people.
these kind of people like you're taking a picture thank you brian Brian with a timely soundboard.
He's got face tats.
He looks sort of like a whiteboard in a preschool, you know?
And good for him, right?
You don't want to judge a book by its cover.
He got his degree.
Well, update.
Jacksonville rapper Glip Shido has been found dead in Miami.
So he was killed.
He was shot and killed in some sort of probably gang violence.
So I guess in the end, you do judge books by their cover.
That's why I said don't judge a book by its cover, but actually do judge books by their cover.
You ever realize that half the shit you were taught growing up is just stupid?
Like it's nonsensical.
Like, don't be racist.
Why?
Even black people should be racist against black people because a lot of them are wild.
And if you're a smart black guy and you watch the show, you wouldn't live in a black neighborhood.
That's just true.
It's not, don't shoot me.
And I mean that figuratively and literally.
Please don't shoot me because there's a high possibility that could happen.
Don't do it.
I don't appreciate it.
It is kind of sad, but it is kind of funny at the same time, right?
I mean, am I right?
I mean, this is pretty crazy.
Checking in with chat.
Good to see you guys here.
I guess I just kind of came back with a soft intro coming back here.
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And all of them are there.
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Well, as
elijah schaffer
I mentioned, I'm back in the United States.
I'm in Florida and I caught up with an old friend.
You may know her, Laura Loomer.
You may notice that I'm not in the best shape of my life right now.
I've been living in hotels, eating fast food.
I'm swollen.
I am puffy.
And, you know, and Kez bought me a pair of Crocs to match with my son.
So now we wear matching crocs.
And it's devastating as a man.
When you get to that late stage in your marriage, where you start doing things like wearing matching crocs with your son and you humiliate yourself, but you also, you get it.
It's kind of cute, you know?
But it's like, it's like wearing cargo shorts as a grown man.
There's not a lot of excuses for it, but matching with your son is one of them.
But I saw Laura and Laura is a very, very good old friend.
I've known her for a very long time.
And saw her at a party.
Very, very good stuff.
I thought what's really interesting.
I think somebody said, was it there or there?
Oh, there goes 80% of my trust in Elijah.
I don't know why people can't be friends with people they disagree with.
I wish we could stay in the same age.
I guess maybe because she's Jewish and a Zionist, that I'm not allowed to be friends with her.
I just happen to think it's totally okay to be friends with people who are different than you and who don't think the same way.
And I wanted to clarify this to people because somebody, this guy said, Nathan Baptisti, Nathan Baptisti, said, Laura Loomer, my goodness, Lol, I don't hate Elijah whatsoever, but I'm still glad to follow him.
But I did not so expect to see you take a pick with him.
I will be blunt.
He is super anti-Jew overall and at times seems to come off as a white nationalist now.
Lol, interesting though.
But I did clarify.
I'm not anti-Jew.
I'm not anti-Jew.
I'm just against Israeli control of America through entertainment and political blackmail and illegal lobbying.
Because guys, some of the most annoying Zionists, in my opinion, are like Protestant right-wing commentators.
You know, like it's like just, it's just cringe, you know?
It's, it's so cringe to watch right-wingers like, like when Trump said, oh, you know, illegals are taking black jobs.
That's true, but also blacks and illegals are taking white jobs because as we know, there's discriminatory practices going on.
But Trump's sort of just abandoned his white base.
And it's really unfortunate because I like Trump a lot, but I'm really nervous.
I'm going to be honest.
And I'm not coming out against him.
I'm supporting Trump.
I'm going to fight for him in this election.
He's our best chance at what we've got.
But whoever's advising him, it's really unfortunate because he's focused on minority communities and just refuses to really engage his white working class base and overall, even white college educated base like myself, which means you're more retarded than working class because, yeah, because I'm retarded.
But I do, I think it's really intellectually dishonest to be like, oh, you're anti-Jew.
Like, I'm going to go get, I'm going to go get some lunch with Libs of TikTok, who's, you know, I'm going to go like, I know a ton of Jewish people.
Mark Loebliner is going to be flying out and coming on the show soon.
I don't, I don't think it's fair to accuse people of honest to God hatred against an entire group of people.
I didn't block this guy because he seems like a nice guy, but people who are retarded and say that who are smarter, like Will Chamberlain, you know, who's, I mean, he's Jewish and he's like a trust fund guy.
And he, you know, bought up, you know, right-wing media, which is like very typical, was like shit talking me on the internet.
And he's like, and he's, he, now he's like anti-Jew or he has some, some issues with the Jews now.
And it's like, no, buddy, I don't.
But that's real.
That's just an interesting insult.
I wasn't even attacking him.
Always been nice to the guy.
Always been nice to him and his wife.
Never been rude to him.
Eaten with him.
And that's what's kind of disgusting behavior from people.
Just so you know, people who are anti-Jew become anti-Jew because when someone's nice to you, is kind to you.
You're a rich, they've had, I came from poverty.
I've had to work really hard.
People have tried to destroy my life.
I've made a lot of mistakes in my life.
I've battled with addictions and issues.
My mom's died.
unidentified
Had.
elijah schaffer
I've i've.
Everybody seems has tried to.
You know, betray me or come after me.
I'm dealing with the same.
You are with Pandemic, with the rigged election, all the stuff, sob story, wham.
And then you have this like rich Jewish guy who comes.
He literally is a trust fund, born into wealth.
I think he owns um, I think he owns Human Events, buys out uh like media or whatever.
And and then he comes and just starts talking on me and saying oh he's, he's problems with Jews and he's a bad guy, he's nasty and all stuff.
And it's like bro, i'm nice to you and I thought we were friends, and just because i'm against Israeli control, you're gonna slander me on the internet, you're gonna drag me publicly and you're going to inaccurately accuse me of hating people, like because what?
That's.
Shitty behavior, that's up.
So I blocked him because i'm tired of these CON INK motherfuckers who are just disgustingly depraved and they think they're so noble and it's like these people.
I'm well dude, i'm yeah, i'm over.
It's like i'm, i'm like i've fully broken off from CON INK, i'm done with that.
I'm so done with these people.
Sorry for cursing, i'm getting it's getting personal, but it's like the audacity of certain people in this movement to come out and to talk over disagreements on Zionism, when i've been kind to them, just so, you know, when you drag people on the internet who were kind to you over your disagreement about Zionism, that's why people don't like Jews and stuff because it's kind of like hey, you're acting like a tribal cock.
So you know, i'm just, i'm literally tired of these people.
I really am.
They're just, it's just annoying.
And then people get all butt hurt when I block them and it's like oh, I just don't want to associate with you because you think you're better than people, but really you're just, you're worse, if anything, because you should never think you're better than people.
Right, always be humble, and everyone knows humility is the number one quality of the show.
Right, we're very, very humble um, but I okay.
So, speaking of the topic, I guess we couldn't get away from this topic.
Um, really interesting in interaction happened okay, which I think it's fair to break down today.
So uh Lomez, who's a popular count on X, said, the weirdest thing about this is realizing that we don't have a president, and haven't for a while, and nobody has any clue who is making decisions on behalf of our country.
Nobody even bothers to ask who exactly is in charge.
Nobody knows, um.
And Nick Fuentes responded with Jews, which I don't.
I don't think Jews is an offensive word, just like Pejitz is not an offensive word.
And uh, this guy, Orin Barski, was like i'm sorry, Elon Musk, but you are fully complicit in this.
I never understand the whole Jewish thing where like, on one hand, they'll boast about you controlling you know Hollywood and colleges and politics, and they'll say that they like they, they have power.
Like you, go to their website like a pack and they boast about being able to whip any votes they want to, like 90 of votes.
They control things.
And then you say, Yeah, well, they kind of control things.
And then they go, That's so mean.
You're racist.
And you're like, Wait, shouldn't you be proud of that?
I'm saying you control things.
I'm saying you guys are in power.
Like, that's not really like when people say that white people run the NBA.
I don't, I don't know.
It doesn't bother me.
I'm just like, okay, yeah, whatever.
If that's true, it's true.
You know what I mean?
I'm not like, you're a racist.
But then you click on these people.
This is what I started doing.
And it's like, the truth is very straightforward.
And it's got like an Israeli flag in the bio, you know, and you just realize that there's so many of these like paid ops that are out there supporting stuff.
What's really interesting, I'm going to take this off the screen here for a second.
Is the weirdest part about this is not that people were calling for him to be censored for writing the word Jews, but this is this really threw me off, guys.
This, look at this.
So it got hidden for violating X rules against hateful conduct.
So, like, that's not a hateful word.
And also, that's just an opinion.
That's not even a hate.
That's not even negative.
He didn't say anything negative.
And he got hit with this.
And they said, you know, hey, we've received a complaint regarding your account.
Interesting.
He said, a few days ago, somebody asked who exactly is in charge.
Innocently enough, I said Jews.
Since then, the post has been suppressed by X, permanently removed in Germany.
And Jordan Peterson called me a psychopathic rat.
He certainly proved me wrong.
And I just thought, you know, this is a massive backfiring of content because if you really want somebody to not believe that you control the world, if you get, if you criticize Jews, you get censored.
You get in trouble.
And you pretty much don't get in trouble for any other group.
I mean, yes, saying the word faggot, some people get censored, some people don't.
I just found out today that you can't say Pajit, but I can guarantee you the reason why I couldn't say Pajit is because of all the Pajites that work at X, right?
It's all the Indians that work there.
But it's just gotten strange.
It's gotten a little bizarre.
It's gotten a little, it's just gotten weird over the years.
But I don't, I don't know, chat.
I just don't find it helpful to be censoring things like this.
That's what's crazy to me.
And he has a point.
I don't know if, yeah, I said backfired for sure.
It's true.
I don't really know how that actually works, but I feel like that's just counterproductive.
I'm full of rage.
I'm full of anger, tired of all this.
I actually heard, I was speaking to Fuentes the other day.
We don't talk often, but we talk occasionally.
And apparently he had a new, he built a new set.
He built a new set.
And I'm building a new set right now, as I mentioned earlier in the show.
I know someone said it always seems like I'm building a new set.
It's true.
Since I've gotten married, I've been married for almost six years now.
And I've lived in like seven places, three states, and two countries.
We've moved around a lot just because of my job and I'm on the go and I have ADHD and whatever, all those fake diseases.
And I just get tired of being in the same place.
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But I'm trying to settle down.
elijah schaffer
And so I'm trying to get a nice new studio and build it out and fly people out.
And by popular demand, a lot of people said I should invite Fuentes over because now I live over by Sneko and everything.
So I got invited back on other shows to hang out.
And life is good.
But it could always be better, but life is still really good.
I also wanted to bring up the fact that Israel is trying to start a war with Lebanon.
Although they do bomb Hezbollah locations regularly, they are receiving heavier 15,000 pound bombs from the United States and are trying to move in that direction.
All right.
Let's talk about some warning.
We're going to look at three different types of women and there is nudity in this next segment.
So it's not pornographic.
I'm not showing you sex, but there are tits in the next section.
I don't know.
The video is not censored.
So if you are not trying to see that, then this would be a good time to log off or just, you know, put the volume on without the sound.
There's quite a few tits we're going to be looking at here in a second.
You know, there's a few different types of crazy leftist women.
I was thinking about this.
My ode as I've been away for a few weeks, just getting my ducks back in a row, reminding myself who we're up against.
And one of those groups of people are feminists, right?
These are the traditional groups of women, the ones who think that they're sticking it to men by fucking them, by being whores, right?
And there was this protest.
French girls did this protest and they decided to show their tits and clean the stairs.
Thank you.
If all women understood, that's all men want.
Just take off your shirt and clean.
no i'm kidding but check this out
got uh and we're a mistake No, I'm totally joking.
No, we love our women.
But, you know, little smelly French girls, yeah, with little perky boobs.
It is what it is.
But, you know, I reminded myself all the time that you have these feminists, but there are other types of women too.
These women make terrible girlfriends, great one-night stands, and are going to be the next time that you're me too'd and accused of something, it'll be at the hands of one of these people or their friends, right?
These are the kind of girls who get drunk with you and then accuse you of rape because they were drunk too.
So stay away, but they are for recreational use only.
However, they will ruin your life.
Don't marry them.
And if you're a Christian, just stay away from them altogether.
But I was also reminded that it's not just these types of girls that are around.
There is another type of woman that, and they're all the same.
This is my whole point.
These are all the same.
There's this other type of liberal woman.
It's like the almond mom.
And they're not actually conservative.
And I want to know if you find these women attractive.
You could just rate them for me.
These are the kind of women that are like, you know, they vote liberal.
They live in West LA.
They live in Frisco, Texas.
You know, they live in Delray Beach.
These are the girls that are out there.
These are like the liberal, ignorant, suburban women.
Yeah, well, the only problem here is some of those women could actually beat me up.
The question is, is a few of them are attractive.
And that's really nice.
A couple of them are.
A lot of them are on too much testosterone, though, unfortunately, right?
Just too much.
Some of them are just too large for comfortability.
That's my personal opinion.
But I'd love to know if you had to choose one, you could describe them by the color top they're wearing.
Who would you pick and why?
Speaking of the devil, to the censored chat, we do have a brand new, so you guys know this.
We do have a new censored chat.
It is, I just have my thing like small here, but it's sort of like, uh, just like, I guess I haven't been on here.
It's just like on Rumble.
So we have a nice chat going on here.
And that's really nice.
If you join censored, you get to be in the chat.
And we have stickers now and it's all fun.
And they took off a bunch of the censorship stuff by my request.
Of course, I'm trying to make things work well for you guys.
But that being said, I don't know.
Now, we just looked at two different groups of women.
And now we're going to look at a third group of women, which is the kind of woman that I said is sort of like you find them mostly in Portland and Seattle.
Occasionally they're serving you coffee at Starbucks.
It's the Portland Pounder, you know, not the quarter pounder, the Portland pounder.
Slightly heavy, dikish haircuts.
A vagina that you can smell from a mile away.
Check it out.
What is up with the lesbian look?
Why do lesbians get fat?
You know, sometimes I feel like I just want to get the shit beat out of me and fucking hate my life.
So I think about being a lesbian because they love beating each other up.
Okay.
Did I tell you guys?
Tell me in the chat ones for yes or two for no.
If I told you guys my, because I my lesbian encounters, I punched a lesbian in the face in Hollywood.
You guys know about that one because she broke my friend Kaylin's glasses.
So I like punched her in front of Kez, just like almost knocked out a lesbian.
Felt really good.
And ever since then, I've been wanting to hit more lesbians.
You know, I've had this sort of feeling of like knocking them out for the team, right?
Because lesbians, lesbians beat each other up.
So if anything, someone can say, oh, that's homophobic.
You're calling for violence against gays.
No, I am lesbians like that, right?
But, but there was this lesbian.
Did I tell you what the lesbian in Broad Beach?
I don't know, chat, if, if I did talk about the lesbian in Broad Beach in Australia that I almost got in a fist fight with, but maybe I did.
So there was this hot chick, and I'm in Broad Beach, right, in Gold Coast, and I'm coming back.
It's like from the gym, and this bitch is beating up this other girl, like just beating her up, right?
And on the corner, like hitting her in the back of the head, just like boom, And the interesting part about that was, is it was obviously like a lesbian.
So I like grabbed the lesbian, the girl, and like threw her off the other girl.
And then she came at me.
She's probably like the size, like five, two, maybe, with a dyke haircut, like one of these people.
And so I stiff armed her, like right in the chest.
And she started crying.
It was an assault.
So then she, she wanted to fist fight me, right?
I think I told you guys this story, but she wanted to, this was just like a couple weeks ago.
She wanted to fist fight me.
And I was like, dude, you don't want to fist fight me?
I was going to beat the shit out of her.
I felt like it too, right?
Because a lot of you guys don't know.
I'm actually a very tall guy and I have a very large frame.
I'm like, without shoes on, I'm 6'2 ⁇ .
It's not that tall, but I'm tall enough.
And I'm actually pretty wide.
It's, it doesn't, it's deceptive because I just look like a squishy marshmallow and like a short little fat guy on camera just because my angles are terrible.
But I wanted to beat the shit out of her.
And then the police end up getting involved.
I got detained and stuff, but I ended up getting out because she was saying that I was like, I beat her up, you know, pulled the woman card.
And it's like, you know what?
I swear, if another woman doesn't take accountability and is a total victim in a situation, it's like you're a lesbian.
You deserve to get punched.
Okay.
I've only met a few lesbians I liked.
I've only met a few lesbians I liked.
I am a lesbian.
And that's why I can hit other lesbians.
It's the violence in me.
It's the violence in me.
Oh, someone said, John Richards has got a damn, got to renew my censor TV membership.
Yeah, you do.
Oh, that reminds me.
By the way, I don't know if you guys know this, but I went ahead and I released last week.
If you were missing content, I released a very important interview right here.
Let me go to this.
I released this interview.
Oh, shit.
unidentified
Hold up.
elijah schaffer
I released this interview down here.
Thomas Sewall Sewell is the most banned person in Australia.
He's the head of the neo-Nazi party.
And I interviewed him.
And I wasn't even, my lawyers didn't even allow me to release it while I was in Australia because it's actually apparently like illegal to interview him.
It's something crazy like that.
They don't have free speech.
So I released it when I got back here.
But it's really interesting.
And it's only on censored TV because I promised you guys with censored memberships that I was going to provide more exclusive content only.
And then I found my hard drive with all my old street videos.
So I can go back.
I had left it here in America when I visited.
So I was going to be putting those videos up.
So I'm going to be uploading old content and stuff and flooding it.
So if you want the old street videos, if you want neo-Nazi content, if you want feet pics, sign up at Censored TV.
But I did promise you, no one wants to interview him.
I don't know why.
He was a really nice guy.
But it's nice to be on here.
It's nice to be around.
And it's nice to be around and not be a clown.
I'm happy that you guys showed up regardless.
Cocto says, that was a great interview, Elijah.
Thank you for that, by the way.
I really do appreciate you sending that in because it was hard to set up.
It was expensive, you know, to fly everyone up.
But I think some things are worth the money and they're worth putting together.
Nobody sent any super chats in locals because they are gay, retarded faggots.
So they didn't send anything.
All right, whatever.
And then on censored, I don't think anyone sends super chats there.
They might have.
I think I learned how to do it.
You go to censored TV, then I go into like, oh, you can gift a sub now?
Oh, that's a good idea.
You can gift a sub.
I didn't even know that.
That's really good to know.
Okay.
Cool stuff, man.
All right, you can give subs on censored TV, right?
That's really good.
No, there's no super chats on there because everyone's gay too.
You guys are all awesome.
I really appreciate all the love.
I'm already getting cooked.
I should Roflo 1804 said about which of the girls I take.
Can I take one of the cleaning chicks and better-looking muscle girls?
One caveat.
They both get lobotomies first.
Neither need the frontal lobes.
Yeah, genuinely, that's the case.
And this, you notice, I'm in, this is like Kez's clothes back here.
I guess I have some clothes.
unidentified
This is not, this is not my shirt, is it?
elijah schaffer
That's Kez's shirt.
And that's Kez too.
But isn't this mine?
No, that's Kez's too.
Oh, these are all Kez's shirts.
Okay.
Yeah, they're seed.
I don't know.
I don't know where my clothes are.
I'm like, I'm like in a wild zone.
Shout out to Brian and to Mike for helping today.
Shout out to Brian for switching.
It's good to be back, Brian.
If you want to just pop in, Brian, say hi to everyone because you've been gone and say hello.
unidentified
Hello, all right.
elijah schaffer
Brian's back.
All right, guys, love you all.
Uh, Mahalo321 said, Good show.
Thanks, guys, for watching.
I really appreciate it.
You guys have been incredibly supportive, Brian.
You have one more thing to say.
Was that, did you have that you?
Would you pop in?
I have no idea.
Um, but make sure that you support the show and continue to watch.
I'll be back on Wednesday night at 10 p.m., probably still in this closet because I don't think I'll be in a new location until about two weeks.
But I decided to just get the show back up and started, and then I'm going to redo the show and make it a little bit better when it's in person.
And also, um, Mike is also like you know, gonna be in the studio more often.
And I wish Brian was around in person more, but he's too busy remotely switching from the other side of the country as well.
Have a great rest of the week, guys.
I really appreciate it.
You guys have been the best and the greatest SOBs.
I'm freaking happy to be here.
I'm going to say a shout out to some of you guys in the censore TV chat.
Shout out to Kyle Fuller 117, Cocteau, Redwater, J1988, Loser, Atmospheric Ape, Sneaky Pete.
And that's some of the only ones I can see right now.
Shout out in the locals only chat to Dev Stup.
We're here.
Butthead is also there.
Kyle M. Talmerick.
Shaney's in the chat.
Shane Whaley.
Doomsday Crackers in the chat.
Real Dandy Andy.
And yeah.
And then I guess for some of you guys, we have some of our regulars as well who are around.
But I don't think a lot of our subscribers, again, shout out to NoticerIM for sending the $100 super chat to welcome back and let me be one of the first to congratulate you.
I really appreciate that.
To the rest of you guys who've been around, have a great rest of the week.
As always, I'm Elijah Schaefer.
Let's end with a little bit of falsetto, Brian.
Can we?
unidentified
Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby.
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