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Dec. 21, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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2024 Election is CANCELED…TRUMP & BIDEN Removed from Ballots?! | Guests: Flawdzilla & John Pierce

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elijah schaffer
Well, it seems like the 2024 election might actually be canceled.
A gentleman by the name of Noah Bookbinder had set out saying we had just won before the Colorado Supreme Court in our challenge to keep Donald Trump off the ballot as disqualified under the 14th Amendment for engaging in insurrection.
I want to point out that's not engaging in inserting an erection, which happens in Congress, but this was a different event that happened.
It's an insurrection.
It is totally okay to insert your erection, but not the other kind.
This is a huge moment for democracy.
More to come soon.
And what's a revelation here is that as the fight to remove Trump off the ballot continues, there is this concerted effort across the board that people are not talking about to not just remove Trump, but to remove Biden from the ballot.
Are we going to have another election?
Is this going to happen?
I have on the show today two guests, John Pierce, who's a Harvard law graduate, an analyst known for representing Kyle Rittenhouse's January 6th defendants to make sense of this.
Later in the show, we'll be talking about the crisis of immigration at the border, as well as some woke nonsense with rapper and commentator Flaudzilla.
But first, let's jump straight into this.
I'd like to introduce my first guest for tonight's show, John Pierce, legal analyst.
Welcome to Slightly Offensive.
Hi there, Elijah.
john pierce
Great to see you again.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so I'm really happy to have you here.
And I want to just bring this up fundamentally here.
So let's first talk about this.
Obviously, this guy named Noah Bookbinder comes out.
He says that they have been challenging to remove Trump from the primary ballot in the states for insurrection.
And as a legal analyst, I know this was upheld by the local Supreme Court.
It stayed in the moment and they'll hear it again to confirm.
Is this even legal?
john pierce
No, it's not.
There are several reasons that this decision is unconstitutional and is incorrect and will be overturned by the Supreme Court.
To begin with, the Section 3, the 14th Amendment, was an amendment that was passed immediately after the Civil War.
Its intent clearly was to prevent Confederates from serving in certain aspects within the United States government.
And that's why there's no procedure set forth for who actually determines somebody committed insurrection, because it was obvious at that time that the Confederates were the ones that this was directed to, and everyone knew who the Confederates were.
The other thing is that the text of the 14th Amendment, Section 3, actually does not apply to the presidency.
It applies to congressmen, senators, electors for the presidency and vice presidency, but it specifically does not refer to the presidency.
Another reason is that Section 5 of Article of the 14th Amendment specifically lets Congress have the ability to enforce its provisions.
And as you know, there was an attempt at impeachment based on there was an impeachment, but President Trump was acquitted in the Senate.
And so not only has he not been charged with the crime of insurrection, but the conduct that surrounds January 6th was already adjudicated in the setting that it should be, an impeachment setting, and he was acquitted.
And then finally, the bottom line is there was just no insurrection.
An insurrection rebellion under this amendment is what was envisioned with respect to the Civil War.
That's a four-year-long armed conflict in which 700,000 Americans died.
January 6th was many things.
It was not an armed insurrection.
elijah schaffer
And I want to get your point on this then.
Even legal analysts for CNN are beginning to say that if this gets held up in the United States Supreme Court, that this will directly be overturned.
Listen to what this guest had to say.
This is a former Trump White House lawyer.
unidentified
So I think this case will be handled quickly.
I think it could be 9-0 in Supreme Court for Trump.
elijah schaffer
Do you agree with that analysis that if this goes from a state level, because as we'll look in a moment, this is spreading from state to state, which is very concerning to me.
We have New Hampshire, Arizona, and we'll find out even later, Texas are saying, well, we're just going to start removing the people we don't like off the ballot.
Do you think that genuinely, if this goes up to the Supreme Court, number one, will it go?
And number two, do you think that this would be a unanimous uniparty decision to say that we are not going to tolerate this?
john pierce
Yes, I do believe it's certain it will go to the Supreme Court.
And I do agree with Ty Cobb there that it will be a 9-0 decision.
You can just imagine the ramifications if in a summary proceeding in a state court, the leading candidate for president was kicked off the ballot.
Immediately, you'd have a tit-for-tat phenomenon where it would be very valid under this theory that Joe Biden has committed insurrection based upon allowing millions of illegal aliens to cross the border.
And so you would have states that would be removing him from the ballot.
The Supreme Court's not going to put up with that.
The last time that something like this happened actually was in 1860, where states didn't allow Abraham Lincoln to be on the ballot.
So it's a ludicrous legal position.
And I think from a political standpoint, it's going to backfire very, very badly on the left.
This law affair, it's becoming obvious to the American people that the Democrats left, they don't have anything to run on.
And so they're just desperate to keep Trump off the ballot.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I have to agree with you.
And on that note, welcome back to Nightly Offensive.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
We have John Pierce, Harvard law grad analyst known for representing Kyle Brayton House, as well as currently fighting for January 6th defendants.
We're discussing the case against Trump and removing people from ballots.
But while everybody's talking about the news, we'd like to make the news and talk to somebody who knows whether this is legal or not.
Before we continue to discuss the implications of what this means, including Zevek saying that he's going to actually voluntarily remove himself from the ballots, and then Ron DeSantis being Ron DeSantis and blowing another important moment, being excited that Trump is being removed from office.
What does this mean for the future?
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I'm joined right now by John Pierce, Harvard Law Grad, legal analyst.
And we're jumping right into this.
We're not wasting your time.
Vivek Ramasweeni, I know you're familiar with him.
He's running for the ticket currently.
And he said directly, you know, besides the legality of this, I pledge to withdraw from the Colorado GOP primary ballot until Trump is also allowed to be on the ballot.
And I demand that Ron DeSantis, Chris Christie, and Nikki Haley do the same immediately, or else they are tactically endorsing this illegal maneuver, which will have disastrous consequences for our country.
Here's what he had to say.
vivek ramaswamy
Just try to bar President Trump from the Colorado ballot using an unconstitutional maneuver that is a bastardization of the 14th Amendment to our U.S. Constitution.
This was a provision, Section 3, that was designed to bar Confederate members, people who switched to the Confederacy from actually being able to serve.
That's very different than what's at issue here, to say the least.
This is a hollowed-out husk of what the country was built on.
The basic principle that we, the people, select our leadership, not the unelected elite class in the back of palace halls.
That's old world Europe, not the United States.
That's why I'm making a pledge today that I will withdraw.
I pledge to withdraw from the Colorado GOP primary ballot unless and until Trump's name is restored.
And I demand that Ron DeSantis and Chris Christie and Nikki Haley do the same thing, or else these Republicans are simply complicit in this unconstitutional attack on the way we conduct our constitutional republic.
I refuse to be complicit in that.
elijah schaffer
Do you think this is the right move, John?
And do you think this will actually have any effect?
And if not, what do you think actually needs to be done at a coordinated level?
Because I get really tired of just telling people problems on this show.
Oh, by the way, they're removing Trump off the ballot without telling people, hey, here's who you can call.
Here's who you can support.
Here's what organization could accomplish something.
I think we're kind of lost here.
Is this grandstanding and just a political showmanship?
Or would this actually have any effect if candidates all remove themselves off the ballot?
john pierce
Yeah, look, I mean, everything that Vivek said there with respect to law is certainly correct.
You know, I like the fact that he took a principled stand and basically said he's not going to participate in this process if the courts in Colorado take it away from the people.
I don't think it's going to have any practical effect.
I think that the Supreme Court is quickly going to overturn this.
And I think that the California, I'm sorry, the Colorado GOP has indicated that if this somehow did stand, they were going to revert to a caucus rather than a primary.
So, you know, it's clearly something, you know, for the most part, I think he's, you know, trying to get some attention on, but he's taken the right position.
Ron DeSantis is obviously a lost cause and he's not going to do anything to support Trump.
I think that I think the thing that is most important right now, and I've been calling for this for some time, is that the House GOP really needs to defund, weaponize government across the board.
You know, we have the power of the purse.
That's a plenary power of the purse in Congress.
And obviously, you know, it doesn't apply to the state of Colorado.
But, you know, the larger issue here is the lawfare from the left against President Trump, primarily the federal court cases against him, the criminal cases.
And obviously, I represent a lot of January 6th defendants.
And the House GOP has really not done much at all to help them.
And I think that they need to defund the FBI.
I think they need to defund these political prosecutions.
And so I think the most important thing folks can do right now is put pressure on the House GOP to defund this kind of weaponized government.
elijah schaffer
And you bring that up because it is interesting that Ron DeSantis says, like you mentioned, he's a lost cause that he's not going to remove himself.
And we know Ron DeSantis, right?
I mean, this is the genuine authenticity problem that we have with people.
Look, I don't necessarily trust Vivek.
It doesn't matter what I think, but people who say all the right things sometimes raise alarm bells because I could go onto Wikipedia.
I could go follow any type of group, read what they like, read how they talk, and I can emulate it.
But I will say he's been proving himself through character tests.
When things could hurt him, that's why I'm like, well, this could actually hurt him.
So either A, he is completely bullshitting, or B, he might actually be as serious as a politician can be because I don't trust him.
Now, Ron DeSantis was on Newsmax, and he literally responds that he's not going to do this because as we know, Ron DeSantis is his ultimate campaign strategy is that Trump is disqualified and therefore he becomes the alternative candidate.
Because while America likes what Vivek says, I'll be completely honest, they're not ready for a brown Hindu man.
That's just true.
They're not ready for that because he's not Christian.
He's a vegetarian.
And as much as he's cool, they love the military vet, you know, ex, you know, white guy, Christian, has his beliefs.
This is what America likes and wants.
And he knows that he'll be the preferred candidate, either him or Nikki Haley.
Here's what he had to say.
unidentified
And real quick, a fellow GOP 2024 presidential candidate, Vivek Ramaswamy, saying he will remove himself from the Colorado ballot unless Trump's eligibility is restored.
Would you do the same?
elijah schaffer
No, I think that's just playing into the left.
unidentified
I think the case will get overturned by the Supreme Court, but I've qualified for all the ballots.
I'm competing in all the states, and I'm going to accumulate the delegates necessary.
john pierce
That's the whole name of the game in this situation.
unidentified
But I do anticipate that that decision was political and will get reversed.
All right.
elijah schaffer
So he's saying he's counting his delegates.
He's not backing Trump on this.
He thinks he's playing into the left.
I want to give your last word on this.
As we're looking at this here, John, this is really important.
I looked at the fact that, you know, Michigan, California, Arizona are all looking to possibly take Trump off the ballot in the primary, but to not just not just shame them, it's not just Vivek that is saying, well, I'm going to remove myself.
But the Hill reports that Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick actually suggests they're taking President Biden off the ballot in Texas.
And so I want to get your final thought here on if we start acting like this, number one, is it legal for either side to do this and for any state to do this?
You kind of touched on it earlier.
And B, is this really the way that we're going to handle the election?
And do you think it's going to get worse from here or better?
Let me know your thoughts.
john pierce
Oh, I think that I think it's going to get worse in terms of what the left attempts to do to shred the Constitution and to prevent Donald Trump from getting back in the White House.
I think the deep state and the globalists that propped them up are absolutely terrified of Donald Trump getting back in the White House.
I think they will do anything and everything they can to prevent that.
I don't think this tactic is going to work.
I think the Supreme Court will quickly swat this down and that would apply to all the states.
And also, the balance of the decisions that have been reached on this issue, even in blue states so far, have been, have found that this is not something that can be done on the Constitution.
So I think we can be very confident that the Supreme Court's going to strike this down.
Going back to Ron DeSantis real quick, I think he is the silver lining with respect to Ron DeSantis running in 2024 is that everybody's seen what he's made of.
He is part of the establishment.
He is not for the people.
And I think it's good that we realize that prior to 2028.
So it's really hard to believe how far he's fallen, but that's who he is and so be it.
elijah schaffer
Awesome.
John Pierce, thank you so much for coming on the show.
Legal analyst, Harvard Law Grad, represented Kyle Rittenhouse, as well as currently the January 6th defendants.
If people want to keep up with your work, continue to support your, not just analysis, but the fight that you are, where can people find you and where can they follow you?
john pierce
The most important thing is, folks, go to nclu.org.
That's the National Constitutional Law Union, NCLU.org.
Sign up to become a monthly or annual sustaining member.
We need help from everybody to continue these fights, especially in the January 6th cases right now.
On Twitter, I am at CallieKid JMP.
So thank you for allowing me to share that.
elijah schaffer
Awesome.
John Pierce, legal analyst, thank you for coming on the show.
I'm about to invite in as we switch topics, rapper, commentator, and personal friend of the show, Flaudzilla, as we discuss most importantly, what is going on at the border.
Now, sometimes, obviously, the show we shit stream, sometimes we cover more serious things.
But I had this idea.
I go, the election's coming.
I need to get used to bringing this stuff back up.
Let's talk about Bill Melusian from Fox News as I bring him into the show.
Bill Malusian reports breaking the sources in Texas.
Governor Greg Abbott's office tell me that Texas is now flying migrants to sanctuary cities with the first flight of 120 migrants landing at Chicago O'Hare Airport last night after taking off from El Paso.
They say that all the migrants signed voluntary waivers as they do with buses.
More flights are being planned.
And any sanctuary city is fair game as Texas continues to deal with the massive influx of illegal crossings this week.
We'll watch the video in just a moment, but I'd like to welcome to the show as well, the one, the only Flaudzilla.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
@flawdzilla
What's going on, bro?
Thank you for having me on.
I'm sick.
elijah schaffer
You're sick, but I was going to say, it's really good to see.
I know you came to this country on a plane.
You came over the border without documentation.
And it's just been so good to see you integrate.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, yeah.
No, I know how to act like white people.
I was flown into New Hampshire from Texas.
So I had got to be around the people, you know, so I can, I can thrive now.
elijah schaffer
I want to talk to you about this.
So first of all, I'm glad that you're here.
But when you see this, I think I'm getting a little bit, I didn't hear myself in your headphones or something.
Like it's just, maybe it's just the headphones.
@flawdzilla
No, it might not be me.
Yeah, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I want to look at this with you because this is really funny.
So I don't know if you saw this, but Greg Abbott of Texas, right?
You and I are both from Texas.
We know what's going on.
He just made illegally crossing into the United States illegal.
@flawdzilla
Isn't that crazy?
elijah schaffer
Next thing you know, they're going to start illegal.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
What'd you say?
My bad.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I said, next thing you know, they're going to make murder illegal.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, absolutely.
That's, it feels like something's being done.
You know, I feel safer now.
I feel safer already.
elijah schaffer
Do you, though?
That's the question.
Let's look at this.
I want to look at this video with you here for a moment.
So right now, this goes into a controversy.
So I don't know if you saw Ashley St. Clair, who's a political commentator.
She has me blocked on Twitter.
So I can't really share her video.
But she had recently exposed that Delta was literally flying non-documented people on their flights.
Now, I don't know if the government was paying for this.
I don't know if NGOs or private groups were paying for this.
I would say it's probably a combo of private organizations taking money from the government, right, through grants.
That's the way the government pays for illegal things.
But like, I can't even get onto an airplane without a proper identification, even though I'm following the law.
I'm abiding.
I'm a citizen.
But if you don't even have identification, you can, and by the way, I want to say, if you don't have identification, you can not only get on a free flight to anywhere in the country paid for by private citizens, but the best part about it is, is that you can also go on with COVID as pilots are reporting that COVID-positive people are being flown with American citizens around the country.
Would you even believe me if like two years ago, we had to wear masks and they were saying we need to be vaccinated, get on planes, that I would tell you that they would literally be flying unvaccinated, undocumented people for free on airplanes next to people.
Like that blows my mind.
@flawdzilla
I haven't even heard about this.
That's crazy.
I was just on a plane just two days ago.
That's wild.
I wish I would have known that.
I might have changed my trip.
That's crazy.
I had no idea.
And I'm sick.
elijah schaffer
I came back sick, bro.
@flawdzilla
What's happening?
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Literally, you got COVID on a plane, but I want to play this because people are saying it's hypocritical because what Greg Abbott is doing is he's basically just now taking all the illegals from Texas and they can't even get enough buses.
Now he's flying them.
Take a look!
@flawdzilla
Crocs, fire.
elijah schaffer
The one thing that I noticed is they get better service at the airport than citizens.
Like this is better than my experience.
It's straight to tarmac on the bus into the plane.
This is literally top quality service.
And even though people are like, well, this is a win because we're sending immigrants around the country.
Flaud, you're paying for this.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
I mean, it's not a win because ultimately it's just going to, our country is just going to be full of illegal immigrants.
So it doesn't matter.
They're going to still spread out.
If they can get flown to wherever they're getting flown to, they'll figure out a way back.
I'm pretty sure a lot of them just come up and just go to big cities anyway.
And still my, I live in like off the, off of a big city.
And everyone that works in my, in all these stores out here, they're all from other countries.
Everybody.
Except for HB.
Yeah.
But other places, like just, I see more people that look like they're from Mexico than people that look white out here.
elijah schaffer
It's so, it's actually strange to me too, because like you mentioned, but if you, if you don't hire these people, then you're going to get fined by the Biden administration.
I don't know if you saw.
They literally fined a trucking company like $700,000, a private small and trucking company for vetting the immigration status of their own employees.
And so like, it's what I think is freaking weird is life is hard right now.
It's extremely expensive.
I'm like actually shocked at the price of just everyday life of what's going on, no matter what Western country you're into.
And people go, oh, well, this is just a problem at the border.
This is not a problem.
This is not an invasion.
This is an allowed self-destruction and a deunification of the country because I want to remind people that every single year, I believe there's more people coming in illegally than there is the population of 38 of the 50 states.
So bigger than the population of over 38 states individually, that many people are crossing the border illegally every year and being allowed into the country.
And it's like, to me, that means you not only hate this country, but it means that you aren't serving this country.
It means that you're a traitor.
You know who should be taken off the ballot?
It's Biden.
Biden should be imprisoned.
I mean, anyone involved, my Yorkist, look, I'm not going to call for violence, but treason should be treated as treason should be treated.
@flawdzilla
I agree.
I fully agree.
elijah schaffer
Do you see this?
I think I want to bring this up here.
Do you know DC Draino?
@flawdzilla
Yes.
I see him on my Twitter.
I don't know who he is, but I see him on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
A lot of people, there's a ton, a ton of people imitating him.
But he had an extremely good point today about all of this going on and what's happening.
Let me get down to his post here for a second.
He explained, yeah, right here.
So he explained, he was like, when we're talking about removing people from the ballot, which I'm going to get your opinion on, he goes, literally, I cannot believe Putin surrounded the Kremlin with 20,000 troops and barbed wire to install himself as president after a rigged election.
Then he sent in the KGB to raid his opponent's home and arrested him four times.
Now his judges are moving to remove the guy from the ballot.
What an authoritarian.
And obviously that's literally Biden.
But like it's so tricky.
Like obviously we're living in it.
So we don't hear it described, right?
It's like we're living through the trauma.
But when you hear it put like that, you know, remember, like it was a fake presidency.
It was a fake election.
He was installed.
They had to use troops.
They had to, for like eight months, occupy the Capitol with fencing and troops to keep this guy in power.
They were so confident that Americans were comfortable.
They used the military to keep him in power on domestic soil.
Like to me, when I look at this, I feel crazy because you can still go to jail for having an ecstasy pill on you.
And they still, you know, pretend to care about law and order, but they've literally rigged the elections.
They've taken over society and they've opened up our country.
There's no sovereignty, bro.
There's absolutely no sovereignty.
And I'm not even going to pretend like, oh, it's blacks who are hurt the most or who's hurt the most.
Americans are hurt the most.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, absolutely.
When you just read that to me, I thought it was just like saying that Putin did that.
That's crazy, but that's Biden.
Now that I think about it, that's crazy.
Because I remember years ago, people used to say that the thing about Putin was that he used to get his political opponents arrested and things like that.
So that's crazy that that's to hear that like that.
That really is, that's this country we live in.
First time I voted, crazy.
I voted for Trump.
Trump made me feel like things weren't raped.
And then I voted for him and then, because I felt like they were going to try to do something.
And then they did.
That's crazy.
I feel like my vote doesn't count.
elijah schaffer
They were wild and ha.
Did you see this too?
So Taylor Hansen from Tenant Media, congratulations to Taylor for landing a permanent journalistic job with an emerging publication.
But inside makeshift migrant apprehension site in Eagle Pass, Texas, thousands of illegal migrants have been sleeping here as they wait to be apprehended and processed.
Some have been here for over 24 hours.
And in all my years of reporting, I've never seen anything like this.
Let's go ahead and let's watch this clip from Taylor showing what's happening right now at the border as we speak.
Listen to this.
unidentified
Taylor Hanson here with Tenant Media.
Right now, I am directly in the area where they are all waiting processing.
You have over a thousand migrants here.
It's about, I would say, 5:30 a.m. in the morning.
But let me take you through a quick little walkthrough real quick.
As you can see, they're all wearing these silver blankets.
It's pretty cold out here right now.
We're just going to walk directly in here and see what we can see what we can do here.
Some of these people have been waiting over 24 hours, waiting processing here in Texas.
I mean, just take a look around the sheer amount of people here.
You easily have a thousand people.
Border Patrol is actually heading a few miles down and picking these migrants up down the street.
Instead of making them walk, they're giving them rides into this little area while they're awaiting processing.
We'll keep walking through here to kind of give you the idea of how many people are actually just confined in this one area.
These are unprecedented numbers in the Del Rio sector.
I personally have never seen anything like this.
elijah schaffer
Let me pause this flot.
Isn't it cold as hell in Texas right now?
@flawdzilla
It's freezing.
I was going to say, what are these blankets?
Are these like, are they more than tinfoil?
Are they somehow?
I don't get how you can be warm under that blanket, but if it is, I want one.
In reality.
elijah schaffer
It's a space blanket.
I think it's what it's called.
It's like an emergency heat blanket.
I think it's whatever they use, like a thermal layer that traps heat or something like that.
You know, they put it on people when they have hypothermia.
It's like some sort of, I think it's cheap.
But by the way, I want to remind you, you also paid for that too.
@flawdzilla
Nice.
Nice.
I don't even know what to say about that.
I just feel that's crazy to me.
These people are waiting to come into the country.
They're already in the country.
elijah schaffer
That looks like this.
Let me bring it back up.
That actually does look directly like the United States because that's in Texas.
@flawdzilla
And they're just waiting to be flown to somewhere.
Is that what this is?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, ready to be busted and flown.
Does it not make you mad?
And I want to bring up this question to you because it does frustrate me, right?
As we're seeing this happening.
I think it was on the original report.
Again, like, I can't bring it up because the person who posted it has me blocked.
I don't even know why, but I will say that it is interesting primarily that this is going on and it's at such a point that it's not even that big of news.
Like people don't really care.
And the problem is that nothing will actually be done because there is no country.
And I don't mean to be blackpilled here, but the goal of the global world order, right?
This idea of a unification under an international monetary bank, an international monetary fund where they use CBDCs, they use electronic means of tracking your purchases so that you cannot move, you cannot operate.
Part of this plan for a very long time, for decades, they've been saying, was to open the borders, have free movement of people across borders and decentralize the national identity.
It's important to flood it with people so there's no common history.
This is why they're removing Confederate memorials.
They're rewriting history while rewriting the present so that they can control the future.
And everyone's too apathetic while they're jerking off to porn, smoking weed every day.
And you know what?
Just because you jerk off to porn and smoke weed doesn't mean you're complicit in this, but you would be stupid to not admit that the people who are complicit in this definitely are jerking off to porn every day and smoking weed.
That doesn't mean you are involved in this, but these people, my point is, is they're stupid and all they think about is how they can feel good in the day and the next moment and how they can eat Reese's peanut butter cups.
And that's literally all they care about.
And you know what?
When there's global control and they control us, they'll still have porn, weed, and Reese's peanut butter cups.
In fact, I'll probably have more of them.
And that's why control is going to work.
It's going to be a voluntary prison of people who pursue pleasure rather than want liberty.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, that makes sense.
Easy to control.
Just get fat, you know, stupid, dumb, play video games.
That sounds fun.
That's what I do already.
unidentified
So bring it on.
elijah schaffer
Dude, how about this, though?
I don't know if you saw this.
So you wonder, well, okay, so how do they, how do they traffic children?
Muckracker, this is a video.
I want to bring this up here from muckracker.com.
I don't know if you saw this.
This is absolutely crazy.
So Muckracker, welcome to America.
Contractors were caught moving miners through Valley International Airport at 3 a.m.
So these contractors says we confronted federal contractors escorting minors to the airport in the middle of the night.
So they take the children.
This sounds like a movie.
They're taking the children, putting them on planes at 3 a.m.
And they don't want to answer questions and they're sending them around the country.
We don't know if they're sending them back to their family.
We don't know if they're sending them to strangers, if they're going to federal detention facilities, if they're being human trafficked.
And they get really nervous when you confront them.
I've seen this before.
If you haven't, go ahead and watch that.
@flawdzilla
Where are you guys moving these kids to?
You guys going to pay for work for these kids?
unidentified
Don't worry about it.
You know what a third of these kids go missing?
You guys know anything about this?
About these guys moving these kids to the airport.
Straight up.
America.
Damn.
Yo, what are you guys doing?
I could film this public place, brother.
@flawdzilla
Where are you guys moving these kids to?
What are you guys moving these kids to?
unidentified
Huh?
@flawdzilla
But do you guys have paperwork for these kids?
Don't worry about it.
I am worried about it.
unidentified
Don't worry about it.
I am worried about it.
@flawdzilla
You know a third of these kids go missing.
unidentified
Sorry, Paul.
@flawdzilla
A third of these kids go missing.
This is the truth?
unidentified
It is.
Correct.
@flawdzilla
That's according to the New York Times article.
One third of these kids are dropped off at this point.
unidentified
I mean, these look like grown men, though.
How old are these kids?
@flawdzilla
You guys work for Compass Connections?
unidentified
I think so.
Huh?
Say so.
@flawdzilla
Yes or no?
Okay, that's fine.
Well, this is a public place.
unidentified
I'm about to film here.
Okay.
@flawdzilla
Why are you guys so secretive?
unidentified
I'm so curious.
What's the big secret here?
Hello?
She's like, you know more than us.
Huh?
She's like, you know more than us.
So you tell us.
@flawdzilla
Okay, I just don't understand.
Why are you hiding your face, man?
unidentified
What's the big secret?
@flawdzilla
Hey, amigo.
Amigo.
Amigos.
You tell these kids not to talk, huh?
Yo, amigo.
elijah schaffer
I don't know my Spanish.
@flawdzilla
That's just bad.
elijah schaffer
What is it like?
Amigos.
unidentified
I don't devote or something like that.
@flawdzilla
That's crazy.
That just made me uncomfortable.
What the hell?
I don't get what's happening.
elijah schaffer
So I've been watching this.
So what they do is they're like, basically, these are minors at the border and they're moving them around the country in the middle of the night with handlers because obviously they can't board flights alone.
I think if you're under six, I'm pretty sure if you're under 16, you need some sort of an eight.
So these are government federally paid.
Your tax dollars paid for this.
This should be called, what is Flawed Buying for Us?
Flaw just bought fat Hispanics helping skinny Hispanics across the country.
The only problem is, is that it's according to the statistics, the own Border Patrol statistics, about a third of these kids go missing.
Now, it doesn't mean they're all molested.
It doesn't mean that they all end up in the dungeons of the Vatican.
But what it does mean is that they can't account for them.
So I can guarantee you with the way the world works that a portion of these kids are being sexually trafficked.
And maybe this is even a cover for the sexual trafficking.
But this is human trafficking, man.
Moving minors without a guarantee of their safety across borders without documentation.
This is human trafficking.
And I don't understand at this point.
Actually, maybe I do understand.
I gotta stop acting stupid.
I don't want to be this right-wing.
Oh, I don't know what's going on.
No, I do know what's going on.
These are satanic forces.
These are communists.
These are Bolshevik.
These are Zionists.
These are globalists.
They all come together to demoralize, decentralize, and absolutely rape the peace and the unity out of our countries and replace it with a lawless world that rewards evil and punishes good and takes away anything that could bind us together while justifying literal human trafficking.
And if you actually human traffick kids in the womb, you might even just get invited to speak at a Republican conference too, because we're big on that Republican Party.
We love human trafficking as long as it's legal.
So this is legal human trafficking.
I kind of want to ask you, what do you think about this?
The fact that we now, human trafficking is like not only a commodity, but it's just being televised.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, I, bro, I remember, I remember when people were trying to say that this was happening like years ago.
This was like before I was ever into anything like this, like paying attention to anything.
People would say that this was taking place.
And I was just like, there's just no way because that's not, that could never be reality.
Like there's no way that they're trying to, none of these agendas are being pushed in my head.
But now it's like, I feel like I'm going crazy.
I feel like this is like, this is the Truman show.
And one day they're going to be like, this was all some type of.
Like, this is fake.
This is not.
None of this is real.
None of this is really happening.
But the fact that it was really happening is like making me crazy.
This is what I get when I come on your show.
I talk about fucking music on my show.
This is crazy right now.
I have no idea.
elijah schaffer
Just showing crazy stuff happening in the world to flawed Zilla.
unidentified
He's like, is this blowing, blown?
elijah schaffer
This is Taking Back Sunday or what song is this?
I'm like, no, this is not a music video.
This isn't two hours from your house.
@flawdzilla
Stupid, bro.
elijah schaffer
It's true, though.
unidentified
This is happening.
elijah schaffer
I mean, this is, this is going on at the southern border.
And I'm just pointing out the fact that it is crazy.
It's hard to process because it's like, huh?
Like, if I, like, I tell people, you know, we're at the point in the news week where the government is paying the tickets for illegals to fly anywhere they want in the country, giving them money.
And then when you go to Congress, you might get anally raped in the hearing.
People are having anal sex in the hearing room.
And it's pretty wild to me because I don't fully understand how to explain that like to my son, right?
Like, I wouldn't like, he's like, hey, what's America?
And I'm like, America is where you get money if you break the law, as long as you're politically advantageous and you can literally fuck a man in the ass and you won't get arrested in a public area because you're politically advantageous.
You will get fired.
The same thing if you stole a cookie from Subway.
You get fired, but you're not going to get in any major trouble.
That America is a land of opportunity for those who play the game and who are advantageous.
But if you screw up even a little bit and they don't like you, they'll get rid of you.
Even the Republican Party is just as bad.
If you're a Republican, you're the most miserable person ever because not only do you have the Democrats, the globalists, the Zionists, the elitists that will try to destroy you if you speak out for nationalism, for unity, for Christianity, but your own Republican Party will dispose of you because they're not really American.
Like we saw McCarthy, the representative, he, as he left, he used to run the Republican Party as a speaker of the house, said that, you know, the Republicans are too white and he likes the Democrats because they are at least diverse.
And it's like our own Republicans think that we're racist and they hate us and they're just there to astroturf, be Astroturf and to gatekeep people who genuinely want to fight for this country.
But it just blows my mind, man.
It blows my mind that this is what's going on.
And like, I don't know, I didn't even get your opinion of what you thought about the anal sex in the in the Senate hearing room because that was crazy.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, that was one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
Again, another thing that like, it's like a joke.
It was a joke during this presidency.
It's like jokes are coming true every day, every other day.
And it's already not news anymore, which is crazy.
That's wild because they talked about Trump grabbing pussy for, they still talk about that to this day.
That's crazy to me that it's not even talked about right now.
It went down in two days.
That's wild.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, grabbing pussy.
I think, wasn't it Shane Gillis was on Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan was like, oh, I don't understand why people don't like homosexuals.
And then Shane Gillis said, oh, maybe it has something to do with the fact that they like to fuck each other in the ass.
@flawdzilla
It makes sense.
elijah schaffer
I don't feel uncomfortable with it because of the anal sex part.
But whatever.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
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I am here with Flaude and we're talking about this.
We're going to get into some weird stuff too, because it's flawed.
@flawdzilla
That's what I want to hear.
That's what I'm waiting for.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but we had to look at some of this stuff.
So this is where we're going to end with the immigration discussion here now.
I've been trying to make the show so far.
I've been just making it like the first half has just been news and the second half is just what people are used to, which is being retarded.
But what's crazy to me is there was this puppet.
I think this was last year.
This liberal arts blue-haired progressive group wanted to make people less afraid of illegal immigrants coming over the border.
And they did so.
And I'm not joking.
They did so by creating a giant, scary puppet.
@flawdzilla
That should look satanic.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, watch this.
This is how they created an art installation of giant monster puppets to go to the border and try to knock and get into America.
This is how they are supposed to calm us down.
unidentified
That's very good.
@flawdzilla
That's the scariest I've ever seen.
Would you say?
elijah schaffer
Do you notice the Palestinian flag back there?
@flawdzilla
Nah, that fucking puppet took my attention.
That shit's crazy.
That's scary as fuck.
It is, bro.
That, like, when I was a kid, that would have been the shit that would have scared the shit out of me.
Like, like the Chuck E. Cheese animatronic, like, it has that same type of energy.
elijah schaffer
It's real, dude.
I like how people are always like, hey, how can we like calm down suburban white women?
Let's create a puppet because everyone knows what calms people down are clowns and puppets.
Like, dude, I don't, I just don't even understand.
The best part is you probably paid for that puppet too.
@flawdzilla
You said American group made it an American lady?
elijah schaffer
I think so.
I don't know, some liberal group, which reminds me, I want to talk about this with you.
So you have children, correct?
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So I have a kid too.
And there's one show that we'll never let our kid watch.
There's many shows, but one of the shows that we'll never let our kid watch is Cocomelon.
We never let our kid watch it.
It's been proven to lower the IQ of children.
It is a psyop from the globalist hegemony that controls Hollywood.
They actually, by the way, I want to remind people this.
A lot of like the surface level commentary is like Daily Wire, where they go, oh, here's, they wait till something happens in the show to tell you like this show might be bad because like they recreated the congressional butt fucking scene for kids.
And you go, wait a second.
The deeper analysis is Cocomelon is animated in a frame rate.
It is, it is colored in a certain type of coloring.
The cuts are done in a certain way.
And the actual progress of the story is meant to disrupt the ability for children to concentrate and develop.
And it's actually a show that's designed to make kids dumber and more reliant.
Basically, it's creating iPad kits.
So it's like, you don't watch Cocomelon because there's a gay person in it.
No, you don't show your kids Cocomelon because you don't want them to be retarded.
@flawdzilla
Yep.
There's a science behind it.
That's what you're saying.
It's like not propaganda, but like subliminal messaging type shit.
elijah schaffer
That's how you know they're doing in these things.
You know, it's 100%.
@flawdzilla
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I'm a believer in even the music, like the frequency of music and things like that.
Like people go really deep with it, but I think that it definitely had some type of effect on your mood, on your thinking, on like just your rationality.
I definitely think that because I've had music make me do things like that.
And so when I was young, cartoons were, they kind of had, they had some kind of charm.
They had better types of storylines.
I remember Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Like they would say bigger things on a, um, like in an easy way, but it wasn't just like, hey, you're fucking stupid and gay.
It wasn't that.
It wasn't like, that wasn't what was being pushed.
That's crazy.
Everything's crazy.
elijah schaffer
And gay, the movie.
I want to look at this clip, though, because they basically, like, this is what I love.
They tell you that, you know, being gay is normal.
Don't worry, we will get to the Rob Smith CNN story.
Popular Republican, gay, homosexual, black, gay, not gay, homosexual.
It's redundant black homosexual uh commentator.
Uh claims he nearly had his brains bashed in by white supremacists at the turning point conference.
Um, and assured CNN after flying to the CNN studios to bash the Republicans.
Um had assured that he wasn't like Jussie Smollette, but he almost died.
And then um, it's a mystery why CNN would give a Republican 10 minutes to bash Republicans.
Um, I wonder what the agenda of that network could be and I always wonder uh, i'm really grateful that uh, that Rob Smith is alive.
I'm grateful he's alive.
And uh, he also had stated, by the way, that he that Anti-lgbtq Christians have infiltrated the conservative movement, which really broke my heart uh genuinely, because I thought the Republican Party and conservatism was black homosexuality.
That was that.
Was it to find out that Caucasian Christians are don't like homosexuality, are considering themselves conservatives?
I don't know what kind of country this is.
We will get to that story because it really it's one of the craziest stories i've ever seen.
But speaking of black homosexuals, I only brought that up because Cocomelon decided to put a scene in their show of two gay dads.
Uh, and they're, of course, they have their son cross-dress.
So nothing says gay is normal than the one time you put gay people into a show.
It involves cross-dressing children.
unidentified
Check this out, those moves for your two biggest fans.
if you're not sure what to choose think about all the things you like to do Just be you, just be me.
Yep, when you're trying to decide, think about all the things you like to do.
Just be you, just be me.
Can you text me to 0.1 with people on the phone?
How about you break out those moves?
elijah schaffer
I can't watch that anymore.
It was resetting.
I have no idea what's going on there.
Flawed, why the why?
Why is it that if like, if gay people and this is what I mean if, if gay people are good for society in normal, that every time there's something that like tries to normalize gay people, it's never just like somebody who happens to be in a movie and they just happen to be gay.
It is gayest i've ever seen.
So whenever they have gay people, they make it gay as, which is like.
Then it makes me think this isn't normal, because why is it that it can't just be a person who is gay?
Why do they got to be so gay?
And why do the kids got to be gay?
Why does everything have to be gay?
@flawdzilla
So they were like, trying to like, put some some subliminal messages in there, like you could be whatever you want when you don't know what to choose.
They're talking about, like genders and like that, sexualities.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, right.
@flawdzilla
That's what they were trying to get at.
Like, oh, it's like playing a game.
It's whatever one you want to be.
That's what you are.
You choose it.
Just be you.
Even though they put him in a dress and have him jumping on his knees.
That's crazy, man.
And like that hair.
Why they always give black people that hair?
It's always the dreads with the blonde and on the front.
That's what that's what all these liberals think all black people look like.
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
But you know, boyfriend.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say, you know, if you had a white boyfriend, it's going to be like a redhead Jewish guy.
@flawdzilla
It's going to be Seth Rogue.
elijah schaffer
Like, don't you love too how like even the gays get uh miscegen, miscegeny?
Like, I guess that's what the phrase is, but gay people get interracial too.
Like, dude, I'm going to be completely different.
I ain't ever seen an interracial gay couple in my life besides maybe, besides, maybe.
unidentified
Wait, well, I don't think I have either.
@flawdzilla
Not in real life.
elijah schaffer
I don't think I've ever seen.
No, I don't think I've ever seen it.
Even in LA, I think maybe I had seen some like sex slaves, maybe.
Like, I saw somebody walking somewhere like a dog in LA.
I think he was like a little Filipino guy with a white guy, but I think that's human trafficking, not homosexuality.
@flawdzilla
This dude, he, he's, I thought he was going to sound like Seth Rogan.
That's like still blowing my mind.
I thought that's who they were trying to make it.
His voice was so high, and he was so much gayer than the black guy, too.
If you notice, he was like, he hit that dance so gayly.
That was wild.
elijah schaffer
Want to watch it one more time?
unidentified
Yeah, watch.
@flawdzilla
If you really pay attention, he's so much gayer than the other dude.
elijah schaffer
Who's gayer?
unidentified
thing that we know about you you learn to get up and dance how about you break out those moves for your two biggest fans Come on.
@flawdzilla
Then he lands on his knees.
unidentified
If you're not sure what to choose, think about all the things you like to do.
Just be you.
Just be me.
Yep.
When you're trying to decide, think about all the things you like to do.
elijah schaffer
Can we also say this too?
I ain't never seen a gay, a gay man with a beard like that.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, no, they're called bears, right?
No, no, no, no.
They're bears and fat, fat, gay guys.
What's a hairy gay guy called?
elijah schaffer
Is that a bear?
He just like, I like, like, guys, like, gay guys don't.
This is this is like uh, this looks like a college professor.
This looks like if Matt Walsh was gay, you know what I mean?
Yeah, like this is like, but this is like, this is like a, this is just like a high school English teacher.
This isn't a gay person.
@flawdzilla
I think it's on purpose, right?
It's to make normal white people look gay because the black dude looks gay with his hair.
They made him, they gave him gay hair, but the white dude looks like a normal white dude.
And then he's like, yeah, all normal white dudes are gay too.
There's a lot of messaging happening here.
elijah schaffer
But also, also, too, I think the gayest part about this is that he's in, they're both in cardigan.
@flawdzilla
So I think that didn't kiss.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I'd be a shame if we had to watch them kiss right now.
Here we go.
Like, but I also like too how he's a redhead kid.
So he clearly is like a sperm donor kid, right?
He's like, so he's a womb.
@flawdzilla
They rented a womb.
elijah schaffer
This is called autism, where you're like, you like start to notice that this kid is from his sperm.
And then we know that he's not surrogates.
He's the fuckboy.
unidentified
This is crazy.
This is like a cocomelon drama, dude.
@flawdzilla
That's just deep.
I might have to watch it.
Look a lot deeper than it looks on the surface.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Moving subjects.
Let's talk about the state of women and men.
We're here with Flawed Zilla.
Flawed.
People, you know, people know.
We'll just slowly plug you as we're watching.
You can find Flawed on Rumble.
If you're watching on Rumble, if you're watching on Rumble and you haven't liked this video, make sure that you hit the follow button.
There's over 800 of you guys watching right now.
We haven't even switched to Rumble.
So you know that we'll be bigger and we'll go.
And guys, you know, we have a small account.
We have a small account.
We don't even get featured.
We don't have anything.
We have no promotion and we're still able to get, you know, 12, 1,500 people watching per night.
And so we're really happy because usually you don't break the 12, 1,500 unless you're on that front page.
And so you just come and just watch the show, which is great.
And as long as you're coming to watch the show, you're not coming while you're watching the show, then unless that last clip, if you come to that last clip, that's the point to do.
Where can they find you on Rumble, though?
They got to follow you too, bro.
@flawdzilla
Rumble.com slash flawed TV.
Everything slash flawed TV.
elijah schaffer
It's in the description.
All right.
Let me speak about coming.
This is a, so I've noticed like streamers, you know, you and I, I thought about this.
You and I really, you know, you know what I need to do is you and I, you and I realized a long time ago, we were going to have to develop personalities, right?
I think that was, yeah, there's a point in your life where you're like growing up, you're like, maybe one day I'm going to like, people are going to think I'm really attractive.
And then there's like a certain year for me, I think it was like when I was 14, when I was like, no, I'm going to have to like, I'm going to have to go to college, you know?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, it was like 14 for me.
I started rapping.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
This isn't going to get better.
This is only going to go downhill for me here.
But, you know, people that look like this, this is one of the most interesting things.
I want to play this for you because the absolute state of the modern woman.
Look, I'm not going to lie.
Even if Kez was in the room, even if Mo's in the room, they would admit this girl's attractive.
Okay.
She's she's sexually attractive.
She knows it.
And so she's showing it.
And this is all, this is all women have become on the internet.
After 50,000 years of feminism, still what gets a woman ahead is titties and ass.
Listen.
unidentified
Okay.
Can I just say one thing?
If you're a man and you use the frowny, crying face, you're gay.
elijah schaffer
Like, I've always felt like that.
unidentified
Like, men aren't supposed to really feel like sad.
Like, back in the war days, you used to have to kill people.
Why the fuck are you sad?
Like, I'm the emotional one.
elijah schaffer
Why the fuck are you crying?
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So it's too sad like that.
It's 2023.
And men aren't allowed to be sad, but your girlfriend can sound like a man as long as she's got nice titties.
@flawdzilla
She sounds like Pauli Shore.
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Sounds trans, huh?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, but she's right.
Frowny face, don't use it.
She's absolutely right about that part.
elijah schaffer
What's the frowny face?
@flawdzilla
Like if someone says something, you're like, oh, I'm sad about that.
Don't do it.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Can we let's so I'm not the person to go to on what's what's gay and what's so I'm gonna ask you.
I'm a bad example of this.
Like I can just tell you if something's gay, but I don't know.
So so so if we're looking at this, what so frowny face are emojis gay?
@flawdzilla
No, I use emojis all the time.
It's just certain ones.
They go all the way to the end of my emoji list because I never, there's not a chance of me using them.
There's a lot of gay emojis.
elijah schaffer
Can we say this, though?
There is a condition to which, look, there's different relationships with men and with women.
And there's only certain male relationships that allow emojis.
But if you don't really know a guy that well, or if it's like business related and you use a lot of emojis, that is gay.
Like you can't, unless it's like your good friend, you send a bunch of laughing faces or something to something.
But even then, on Instagram, if someone sends you reels, you really just heart the reel if you thought it was funny.
You just double tap it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You don't send it back.
@flawdzilla
Nah, like, hey, look, I'm laughing.
No, I don't need no visuals.
Like, no, no.
I might not even like it.
I'll just like bring it up on my show and be like, yeah, I liked it.
It was funny.
But I'm, I don't even like kind of responding is kind of gay sometimes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I always think this too.
Like, I am not mad, though.
At least girls are challenging men.
I have another video that came up as well, which is a individual.
We found this out as well that even if you have money, there's something called poor behavior.
So women used to judge us based off of if we had money.
Now it's also how we approach our money.
So if you are cautious about where your dollars are going or the costs of things on a receipt, you are now poor, according to this woman, and you will be judged.
Listen.
unidentified
Men who look at the bill too long are broke.
If I'm on a date and the guy reaches to pick up the check and doesn't immediately look over the bill quickly, put his card in and call it a day.
I will think that he isn't used to picking up the check regularly on a date, which will make me think that he actually can't afford it and has no money, which means he cannot afford me.
You only need to look at the bill for about four seconds and then that's it.
Men who look at the bill too long are broke.
So that is ridiculous.
@flawdzilla
I'm broke.
I guess I'm broke because I really, I consider how much I'm tipping all that, bro.
I'm crazy, I guess.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she's like, people look at the bill like, dude, as of right now, you have to look at the bill because sometimes they add like COVID charges and like some of the most ridiculous things.
@flawdzilla
What the hell is a COVID charge?
That's a real thing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
You haven't seen that in any of these places where they have like active COVID charges in New York, a 6% increase.
This is a real thing.
@flawdzilla
Damn.
No.
unidentified
Nope.
@flawdzilla
That's no.
I had no idea.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I like, I don't understand why women have these weird arbitrary standards.
And maybe people will understand this, but I don't know what the deal is, right?
@flawdzilla
Really?
That's the thing.
She's going to fuck that guy regardless, which is all he cared about.
That she doesn't actually have standards.
It sounds good on a TikTok.
That same bitch will fuck some random broke niggas.
She don't, don't even got to need a receipt.
And she'll fuck him, suck his dick.
Like these, no, this is, that's a lie.
It sounds good.
It's maybe she can get some good, some fucking meals out of it and find a dude that doesn't care, but 90% of the dude she's fucking or not.
They're checking, they're checking their receipts.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I got to say this.
So we're going to finish the rest of the show on Rumble only.
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I'm putting that in the chat.
And we're going to do this.
Brian, if you want to go ahead and cut the stream as well, only there, feel free to cut it.
And then he also just sent me, which I'm very happy about.
He also just sent me the pop-out chat, which is awesome.
unidentified
So now we have the chat, which I can now tune in on.
@flawdzilla
Nice.
unidentified
All right, cool.
All right.
elijah schaffer
So we're here.
Okay.
So I think we're just ending things on YouTube.
We did end it on YouTube.
Very awesome.
And I'm happy to say, you know, we need a peak concurrence of 630 on YouTube, but we're getting higher here on Rumble and we want to get on Rumble every time.
We always are looking for that sweet spot of as many people switching to Rumble as possible because we love this platform.
We want to make it work.
I can't get a text back, a call back, or an email back from anybody at the company.
I don't know why, but I don't really care because at least they don't take down my videos.
So that's really nice.
unidentified
True.
elijah schaffer
This YouTube is always taking my shit down.
Um, someone said, if you touch your dick and you pee, you're a fucking faggot.
True or false?
@flawdzilla
Facts.
This is absolutely facts.
I do this.
I don't even look at it because that shit's gay.
unidentified
Dude, dude.
elijah schaffer
Like, this is the funny part.
Like, when people today are like, tell me, dude, the thing you do is gay.
I'm like, dude, look, man, if you knew me five years ago, you would just congratulate me for coming a long way.
unidentified
Okay.
@flawdzilla
I've seen.
I've gone back and looked at some videos and you see it roasted, bro.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
It's like, hey, but you gotta like trust the plan here.
All right, we gotta, we gotta just go into this.
unidentified
Someone said, Clown World Death said flawed is cool because we're all flawed.
elijah schaffer
Elijah is just gay.
All right.
Thank you for that.
unidentified
The funnier thing.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I want to talk about the story, right?
This is really important.
I want to talk about this because this is a very important story to my heart.
Now, Flawed, if somebody told you the two groups Elijah cares about the most succeeding in life are blacks and homosexuals, you'd believe them, right?
@flawdzilla
Like, it depends.
I may, because I never know with you, but I'd say no.
unidentified
Oh, man.
@flawdzilla
But sometimes maybe on the right day.
elijah schaffer
Leon Lionheart sent a super chat in on Rumble and said to the men, balls in or balls out at the urinal.
Oh, dude, balls in or balls out.
That would really just depend on what you're wearing.
Like, if you're wearing basketball shorts and you're like, because in Australia, we have like communal urinals.
They don't do the fancy, like, it's just one giant urinal.
You all stand together.
@flawdzilla
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
I know.
It's crazy.
And you stand on the urinal, like a grated fence and like pee under your feet.
It's the weirdest shit.
But that case, if you're like standing there by yourself and you've got the skipsting and you have basketball shorts on, you pull them down, your balls come out.
That's not a big deal if you're wearing basketball shorts.
But if you're wearing jeans and your balls, you gotta, you're wild.
Dude, if you're yeah, if you're unbuttoning and pulling your underwear down and going full-on proper 1992 style man who wears tidy whitey's urination station, then that's fine.
But if you're like just pulling your stretchy pant belt down and pulling your dick out and your balls are popping out too, on intentionally, you're just wild.
Like that's crazy.
@flawdzilla
I don't know if my balls have ever come out when I was peeing.
I don't think they ever have in 34 years of my life.
So I don't even think basketball shorts.
I also don't play sports, don't wear basketball shorts.
So maybe I'll test it, but I don't think that that's normal.
elijah schaffer
No, I think you were making excuses that you're like, no, I'm saying your balls come out.
So if you're like classic, right?
You unbutton your shorts or your pants, pull your zipper down, pull your underwear down, pull your balls and your dick out, and start peeing.
Like I said, 1992, like you're a grown man in the 90s and you wear and you dress like properly, then sure, that's fine.
Or if we're in basketball shorts and you just have to pull your dick out and a ball popped out and like sneezed it, you know what I mean?
You have one of your balls.
unidentified
That's fine.
@flawdzilla
That's different.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, that is different.
You're just like straight up just pulling your balls out.
unidentified
That's wild.
@flawdzilla
That is kind of wild.
elijah schaffer
Like I said, I don't think, dude, you guys got to send the super chats too.
Now, apparently, it's gotten easier and they have in-stream ads as well.
So have you noticed that income went up on Rumble?
@flawdzilla
I noticed that.
elijah schaffer
What happened?
@flawdzilla
I don't get up.
My income is like it comes from donations.
I don't know.
I don't really pay attention to that.
unidentified
I got it.
elijah schaffer
I got to normalize this.
All right.
unidentified
Cool.
elijah schaffer
We did it, guys.
We hit 1,030 live viewers on Rumble.
@flawdzilla
Nice.
elijah schaffer
We're doing it.
We're doing it, guys.
We're doing it.
I'm so proud of you guys.
I'm always proud.
I'm always proud.
And we're only one half into the live stream.
unidentified
So it's good.
All right.
elijah schaffer
So we got to talk, dude.
We got to talk about this.
Okay.
Now, I want to be careful because obviously there's nothing sarcastic about this.
I put this up here.
Okay.
Popular Republican influencer Rob Smith, who likes CiviHay in the summertime, went on CNN to condemn what he calls a hate crime waged against him for being a black homosexual.
He emphasized that the event, this is Turning Point USA, was flooded with white supremacists and that he is a victim of hate.
Unlike Justice Smollett, who you referenced, ensuring CNN audiences the situation was different, CNN gave him nearly 10 minutes of airtime on live TV to air his grievances, quite uncommon, especially for conservatives.
You know, if they gave a conservative 10 minutes of airtime on live network television primetime news, you would think there would probably be maybe an agenda there, right?
Like maybe there's a reason why.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, absolutely.
That's a CNN always loves conservatives on there.
elijah schaffer
They do love conservatives.
This is why it's weird.
Right-wing commentators often vent to liberal mainstream media outlets about their gripes with the right wing while simultaneously condemning the mainstream media.
And we've talked about this almost every, and this happened to me too.
I've had old friends literally go to liberal media outlets, lie about me and shit on me to liberal media outlets.
And then on their show the next week, they're like, oh, I hate the mainstream media.
They're so dishonest.
But then they go to the mainstream media to shit on their friends and to attack the right wing.
And they wonder, because why do they do that?
Because who's going to listen to the right wing attack the right wing?
Not Human Events, not the War Room of Steve Bannon, not my show, not Daily Wire.
It's going to be CNN.
It's going to be MSNBC.
So I said it's very controversial because right-wingers constantly attack the mainstream media, but then they use it to leak all their drama.
So I just said it's a true mystery that they have him on.
Glad to see that he's safe because it sounded like he could have been killed, you know?
So it's dude, it's literally insane.
This is like one of the most insane videos.
Apparently, Rob Smith was almost murdered by white supremacists at Turning Point USA.
I don't think we're going to get through all eight minutes.
Tell me when to pause.
You control when we pause.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Because I've seen this.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So I've seen this.
Check this out.
This is Turning Point USA ambassador, commentator, Fox News commentator.
@flawdzilla
This guy is one of the – This is the dude from that video that went viral, the Vice video.
Yes.
Okay.
I knew I saw this nigga's face somewhere.
abby phillip
A conservative gathering turned hateful in Phoenix when Rob Smith, a black gay Republican influencer, says that he was heckled by what he describes as a group of white supremacists.
watches.
Now, Smith says this took place at an event hosted by an organization called Republicans for National.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'm going to pause that.
unidentified
I'm going to say this.
elijah schaffer
Did you see a hate crime happen there?
@flawdzilla
I was going to say what, so hold on.
Wait a second.
He walked in and then just walked out?
elijah schaffer
Well, okay, all I'm going to say this is if CNN is trying to make Republicans look bad, they're going to play the worst part of a clip to show what how bad Republicans are.
They have no problem making Republicans look bad.
That's the worst part of a longer clip, apparently, that they had.
They have this whole live thing.
That's what they had.
I want to replay this before we watch what's said.
So this is what they say happened, right?
They show a video.
@flawdzilla
That is having a blast to me.
Look how he was fist pumping and partying to me.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
All right, here we go.
Back again.
unidentified
So you're saying it looks like he's having a good time.
@flawdzilla
That's funny.
elijah schaffer
That's I want to make sure because I'm really concerned because when I watch this, this reminds me of October 7th in Israel.
Mississippi burning, yeah, to me, what I'm when I look through your black eyes of hate, you're used to crime and you're used to being viewed as a thug, right?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, this is, yeah, this is a party.
elijah schaffer
This is a party in my when you see the situation, you see opportunity because black people are looking for crime as a white man.
When I see this, I see a tragedy at the Israeli border at a music festival.
I see slavery, I see the Holocaust.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, that mean face.
It was the one dude that wasn't smiling, right?
The dude that just looked at him.
That shit.
Yeah, that was the Holocaust.
elijah schaffer
This is worse than the Holocaust.
@flawdzilla
He looked at him mean.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
To me, to me, I feel like I would rather be in Auschwitz than be in this situation.
@flawdzilla
I'm, you're kind of, you're kind of convinced me.
I'm not going to lie.
elijah schaffer
German.
So that would have been a way different experience.
@flawdzilla
So this dude, wait, this clip is why he's on CNN.
Yeah, This is why.
elijah schaffer
And I'm not even attacking him.
By the way, I know Rob Smith.
He's a very nice guy.
@flawdzilla
I'm not attacking him.
elijah schaffer
I know.
I'm not attacking him.
I'm just.
@flawdzilla
They are in the video.
They're attacking him.
elijah schaffer
They're attacking him, right?
Right.
So this is crazy.
@flawdzilla
All right.
elijah schaffer
Watch this.
unidentified
Watch this.
abby phillip
Now, Smith says this took place at an event hosted by an organization called Republicans for National Renewal, a right-wing pro-Trump advocacy group.
And that organization has since issued a statement that reads in part: The individuals involved were members of the public without any association with us.
And we were actively involved in diffusing the situation and ensuring attendees' safety.
These sorts of actions are not welcome at our events.
And the individuals involved will be excluded from future events.
An Ohio Republican who's running for a house seat there heard the commotion firsthand and later tweeted about it, dubbing him the unfortunate reality.
@flawdzilla
His name is Majuski.
unidentified
Holy shit.
elijah schaffer
I love how you just, I love how you remind me of like Kez on the show.
You just hold your breath to get through the news part of the show.
And you're like, all right, you got to start looking at people named Majuski.
@flawdzilla
I thought it was at first, I thought it was like a troll account, but they said he's a real person.
elijah schaffer
That's what J.R. Majuski.
I doubt he still follows me.
He used to follow me, but a lot of people like with names like that unfollowed me.
When I was right, by the way, when I questioned if October 7th was allowed to happen and whether people were killed by their own government and this was a psyop, I lost so many business deals and friends over that.
And it turns out I was right, though.
@flawdzilla
I said the same thing.
People said it could never happen.
elijah schaffer
And you were right.
But I don't know if you had a lot of like Jewish connections.
@flawdzilla
Nah, not like that.
unidentified
Not yet.
elijah schaffer
As Kanya would say, Majuski.
No, but was that bullish?
That's crazy.
@flawdzilla
Is it?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Lunacy Hallucinator said, I think the elites know that we are going to get reset by an asteroid super volcano by come, and it's going to happen soon.
They're just doing whatever the fuck before we all die.
Yeah, I agree.
No, I don't think so.
I think, I think, by the way, we won't get into this, but I think they're actually controlled by Nephilim.
And I think this is like actually a satanic ritual and like elitism.
I think we have reason to believe that.
By the way, I have on censor TV over break because I'm going on after this Friday, I'm going on break, but I'm not on censored TV.
I have like two or three new shows launching on censored TV over break.
And thank God that Flawed got sick because we were going to do a Christmas special.
But I think I'm going to be recording a Christmas special with Kez.
So that'll be good.
And Flaude, we'll talk after about something because I got some big opportunities possibly back in the U.S. Big.
@flawdzilla
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
I just had somebody offer me like that.
They just showed me they own a luxury building in Florida and offered me free office, like just a full space to just open up my studio and stuff.
And I got people, like it's crazy.
It's crazy with I just submitted my life to God, started working on my vices.
And then all of a sudden people are literally just offering me luxury office spaces to like work on the show and launch my program because, oh, when we're in person and I can finally like fly you and Mo back out and or I can fly out to you guys and we can like spend a few days together to spend the night and we can just like make content for like a week straight.
Oh, that would be so much fun.
That'll dude.
That's like the best is when you have, that's the best is when you make content with someone for a week straight.
You just like cross streams and get in the groove.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then if you have other guests or anything, it doesn't matter.
You're on like four or five shows in a week, but that's my favorite shit is to spend at friends' houses or having friends spend the night and then just making content for like five days.
All right.
abby phillip
Here's Majuski of a fractured party without leadership.
Rob Smith joins me now.
Fractured party without Rob, can you walk us through what happened there?
How did you end up at this event?
And how did you end up almost encircled by these people?
unidentified
Well, the first thing that I want to say is that to anybody that thinks that this is somehow in some way fake or saved, I wanted to tell them that the hate crime that happened to Jesse Smolette was fake.
This hate crime was very real.
Okay.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let me just say this.
I was telling Kez this, and it's like, it's like, this is the equivalent of someone being like, like someone walking in the room and going like, hey, you know what?
Hey, I wasn't looking at Tranny porn.
unidentified
And they're like, look, I'm just going to see this.
elijah schaffer
Alex Jones looks at Tranny Porn, but not me.
Okay.
@flawdzilla
I would never.
elijah schaffer
I would never.
And you're like, wait, I was just coming here to see if you wanted to go get in and out.
Look, you want to see this?
There's no, there's literally no transsexual porn on my phone.
You're like, that's weird.
That's a really weird way to lead.
When you think, okay, this is not fake.
And by the way, I'm not Jesse Smollett.
That's a pretty, that's a bold fucking intro.
That's like bold, right?
And this is the thing is I don't shit talk people.
I'm not even shit talking.
I don't ever pull people's private information.
I don't get into their personal lives.
I don't ever, even if I know things about people, I don't talk about them in my show.
I think that's wrong.
I think it's fucking gay and feminine to do that.
But, but I, this is what we're on a show and he's on network television and he led with, look, I'm not a liar and I'm not Jussie Smollett.
To me, that's the boldest fucking start to an interview you could choose at all.
Like, that's crazy.
@flawdzilla
And it's crazy because Republicans got behind it.
That's the craziest thing about it.
They automatically are like, we, that is irre, that's, what is it?
Irreprehensible.
We have nothing to do with that.
It's like, it just turns into the same thing as everything else you see when a company does something and everyone says, that's bad.
And then they just fold.
It's, that's crazy on both sides.
If everybody folds.
And this dude said, I hate crime.
What's the crime?
Speaking?
That's crazy.
I thought the whole thing was freedom of speech and speaking was fine.
That's crazy to me.
This is why people don't fuck with me.
I see now.
I'm thinking I'm just like saying, you know, I just, I say crazy things all day and people just like distance themselves all the time.
And I'm like, damn, I thought like, and I'm not even, I'm not you.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're you.
I, I, I'm slight with the shit I say.
And people just don't fuck with me.
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
No, dude, they don't.
But here's the key thing too is like, this is why you have to build your own empire and your own thing.
I want to remind people of this.
This is why you can't wait to be accepted.
Because like sometimes you don't even know what people have done to get acceptable.
Like the amount of people I know that have fucked their way into the positions they're into, even minor positions, and they hold that position because they can blackmail people.
It's pretty crazy.
But sometimes when people try to blackmail you and ruin your life, you just have to build your own thing.
And I've created a new network of people and I'm only getting sponsors on the show.
This is the key thing.
I'm only getting sponsors on the show that are like companies that share the values of the show.
And I'm not booking extra sponsors, even when I get them, if they don't share my values and won't agree to stuff.
So I get some mainstream brands that will be like, Hey, do you want to sell this now?
And I'm like, I'm not doing this anymore, dude, because I'm not going to do like somebody falsely accuses me of something or says I'm racist and then I lose some contract.
And I was like my show off of it.
I'm not going to do it anymore.
I don't care about money.
I'm just going to continue to make content and then I'm going to work with it.
And it's been working, but here's what he had to say.
So this is crazy.
This story is crazy.
Check this out.
@flawdzilla
His hair is crazy.
unidentified
How I ended up there was this is a group called the Republicans for National Renewal.
I was in Phoenix, Arizona for an event called America Festival, which is held by Turning Point USA.
I went to this event because I saw that a lot of other conservative influencers would be there.
I actually DM with this group.
I said, hey, I'm going to come.
Can you put me on the list?
They said, sure.
So that's how I ended up at the event.
I had no idea that it was going to be infested with these people.
@flawdzilla
This nigga said infested.
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
And he said that he went to the party because there was going to be a bunch of right-wing influences there.
Like, dude, that's when I don't show up to parties.
@flawdzilla
Sounds like an OEG.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean, though?
Like, imagine, Matt Flaud, imagine if I text you.
unidentified
Like, you're like, hey, like, like, everyone's going to be here.
elijah schaffer
All the reasons why you would come to a party, though, if I said, dude, a lot of Republican influencers are going to be like, okay, but who?
Like, anyone I like?
Like, that's a real vague.
That's a real, that's a very gay thing, right?
To like want to be here on clout.
@flawdzilla
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
But, but I think that's also a black thing, too, right?
Like, black people love clout, right?
@flawdzilla
It's a thing.
Most, yeah, absolutely.
I find myself like, that was what I was about originally.
I used to be, but now it's like, I do more detriment to myself than anything else.
elijah schaffer
How so?
@flawdzilla
By just, I, I'm, it's impossible for me to like like not be myself at all times.
You know what I mean?
Like the cocomelon song.
And people just sometimes I'm too, I cross too many lines.
And I just, I'm, I'm stubborn.
This is why I fuck with Kanye so heavily because like he reminds me of me.
Like it would be easier to not be me, but I can't, you know, dude.
elijah schaffer
How does Fresh and Fit have 40,000 people watching live right now?
That's so good.
@flawdzilla
Because they're in beef right now.
elijah schaffer
What?
@flawdzilla
They're in beef right now with Andrew Schultz.
elijah schaffer
Oh, dude, we're going to talk about Andrew Schultz after this segment because that is some shitty stuff, dude.
I, you know what I hate?
I hate how like liberals and liberal Jews and feminists and gays and stuff, like they get into positions and they're not censored because they're literally pushing the stuff that the elites want.
And then they mock people who are speaking against it.
And it's not just like right-wing ideas or pro-white ideas or pro-Christian ideas.
Like pro-male ideas are some of the most censored.
And anything that's honest about women, like anything that's honest about women is all is usually censored.
Like I would say this, you got to be careful about being honest with women because women are incapable of accepting responsibility for anything.
And no matter what, it's your fault.
Like I've never met a woman who's ever been even partially at fault in any situation, not even involving me.
Like when I talk to women, then they if they ever tell me something that happened at work or anything with someone, it's it's like not just someone else's fault.
It's like there was nothing they could have done to change it.
And you could go like, what if you just avoided that person?
It's like, I couldn't do that.
unidentified
I can't do that.
I can't avoid them.
elijah schaffer
What do you mean, avoid the person?
And you're like, don't talk to them anymore.
They're in the office.
And you're like, just avoid them.
It just, like, I've told someone at the office, plus.
@flawdzilla
Don't put your head down.
elijah schaffer
I've told somebody at my old office.
I said, you're not allowed to speak to me anymore.
Don't talk to me here because you're too much.
I can't talk.
I'd have said somebody, I just said, hey, don't talk to me anymore.
I'll just like not even rude.
Just go through my producer.
I don't want to talk to you anymore because you just, you're just, you're rude.
@flawdzilla
You can't deal with certain people, bro.
I can't.
Yeah.
That's another reason why I think people don't like fuck with me is because when it comes to women, that's the thing that that's the thing I think I'm most vocal about.
And that's the thing that immediately turns people away.
No matter what, people try to pretend that they like, oh, yeah, like they understand.
But when I go deeper into it, both through experience and everything I've like that I know about women and how demonic a lot of women are, most women, I'd say 99%.
And I only say 1% to leave myself that little wiggle room, but most women are feminists.
I'd say actually all women are feminists, but I say most to not to be my own all-police.
All working.
elijah schaffer
All working women are feminists.
And I would say this: I would take a different quote.
And I mean, maybe it's semantics, but I would say all women are at least at the gates of feminism, kind of like the story of Lot.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
elijah schaffer
Gates of Sodom and Gomorrah kind of thing.
@flawdzilla
They got to get pushed in, though.
elijah schaffer
As soon as you put them in a certain situation, even if they read the novels or like they watch the shows, like Kez, right?
Kez is not a feminist, not even close.
Kez is submissive.
She knows how to cook, clean, suck, fuck and shut the fuck up type of, you know, that phrase.
@flawdzilla
No, similar.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Kez is a great girl.
But, and I mean that respectfully.
That's just a phrase, by the way.
@flawdzilla
No, no, it is what it is.
I'm sure she's happy you want to do all that to her.
elijah schaffer
But, but, but on the flip side, it's like, dude, I'll come in and she's watching like a Bridgerton like show.
And like, of course, it's in like 16th century England and the prince is uh brother and then like the carriage driver.
There's like a gay side story.
And it's like, it's all like feminist, globalist, woke crap.
And so even if a woman's not intentionally doing this, women love time pieces and shit like that.
So they end up just getting sucked in and then it's subliminal.
@flawdzilla
Yep.
They lean towards feminism easily.
They're very attracted to feminism, even if they're not.
Like Mo, I have to, she'll go into random like rants and things like that.
And I have to point it out every time just so I could be like, this is what I mean when I say every woman's a feminist.
As much as I love you, much as I trust you, you're a damn feminist deep down.
And I have to keep that shit.
unidentified
Do you really trust?
elijah schaffer
Is there a single woman you trust?
@flawdzilla
No, I'm not trusting her.
I trust her enough that she's going to be a woman.
I trust that she's going to be a woman.
That's what it is.
unidentified
Dude, dude, like, let's just be completely honest.
elijah schaffer
The word trust and females when it comes to your personal information or to like, that's that, it's a deadly combo too.
Because I do love women.
I just think that when women are not in submission, they're wild in the world.
It's a very dangerous because feminine energy is very dangerous.
@flawdzilla
It is.
elijah schaffer
People, yeah, it's a real dangerous energy because of the lack of responsibility that's there and not taking accountability.
I'm telling you, you can talk to a female and it's there's like and it's on posters.
Johnny got drunk and Sally got drunk and they had sex.
Johnny raped Sally.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
They're both drunk, but it's his fault.
elijah schaffer
He raped her.
Okay.
Like all this accusation stuff just gets ridiculous at a certain point because you're like, okay.
So yeah.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So he raped her, but she voluntarily took off her clothes and had sex with him, but she was drunk and he was too.
And so she couldn't make the decision, but then how could he be held liable?
Okay.
I don't really know.
But the whole society is screwed up.
@flawdzilla
And I think you can't even fight that.
You can fight it, but like even niggas who say that they're not Simpson, they'll still fold.
Like folding is the epidemic of this country.
elijah schaffer
Men folding to for women, basically.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
Well, folding to anything.
But yeah, it's all feminine energy.
Folding is feminine energy and a lot of men possess it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you know what?
I think it's always been my core strength is that like my mannerisms and my voice and everything is feminine, but my energy is not in terms of like, like, I always say I have a liberal personality, but a conservative mind, right?
So it's like, I just can't, like, I can go talk to liberals like, he's one of us.
He's just this like soy boy guy.
He's one of us.
Yeah, that's why it's good.
I need to get back out on the streets back in 2024 because I can really you're on the street contest fire.
Hey, what's up, everybody?
I want to go to, I know people don't understand why.
Don't take me out of context.
I want to go to a gay pride in the U.S. in June because I have so I can't tell my ideas now, but I have so many good ideas to get these motherfuckers to admit to the worst shit possible on camera.
And I have a great plan.
And I've always videos.
They're always so good.
And we want to get another one.
Last time I had dressed up in a Ukraine flag and that, that was everybody.
But we'll go in this.
I did want to say this.
The last point I wanted to make was the complicated nature of the right wing with the mainstream media.
It's about 10 days ago, Rob Smith or five days ago, Rob Smith said that he called CNN propaganda and said they were liars and not to be trusted.
And then went on the network to bash Republicans.
But he's honestly a good guy.
He's an LGBTQ ally who was fighting for transsexuals.
He fought Trump so transsexuals could stay in the military.
And so, I mean, whatever.
If you're into that, good for him.
I'm glad he didn't die.
And it was crazy too, because I went to his page and he said that his brain was almost bashed in, which is like, which is crazy.
And claimed that Christians were infiltrating the conservative movement, which is like kind of, I thought that gays infiltrated the conservative movement, but apparently it's Christians, which is crazy to me.
It's just crazy to me.
Like I said, it's crazy to me what the Republican Party is.
Like, like, I'm going to come across really sexist and like horrible, but I'll just be honest.
It's pretty interesting because people are like, oh, Ronna McDaniel, Ronna McDaniel, she's a horrible, you know, director of the Republican Party.
We should get her out.
I'm like, but why is there even a woman running our political party?
Like, that's a, and, and that's not to say that there aren't women capable of doing that, but they shouldn't be doing that.
Like, like, I think every woman should be capable of doing things that they shouldn't do.
And so should men.
It's like, a man, you should be capable of killing, but not every man should be killing everyone you know.
You should be able to kill anyone you know, but you shouldn't kill everyone you know.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
As a woman, you should be capable of leading in the absence of men.
You know, if your husband dies and you ought to be a single mom for and you ought to restart, you should be capable.
But even then, I believe single moms should move back in with their parents.
That's what I think.
I think women should still be under the authority of men, but you know, I just don't think that.
And I don't know why that's archaic today to think that women should be under the authority of men.
I've lost jobs for this reason, by the way.
I've lost friends for believing these things.
And it's just a fundamental belief that I have that women be under the authority of men.
It doesn't mean that they don't work.
It doesn't mean they're not capable.
And I don't think we should be promoting women working.
I think unless a woman has a job like Mo, where she's like making videos with you.
unidentified
Yep.
@flawdzilla
She works for me.
elijah schaffer
She's making videos with you.
But if she was going out and, you know, marketing her tits.
@flawdzilla
No, it wouldn't happen.
She'd be single.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
@flawdzilla
She'd be single.
And this is the thing.
I don't trust no woman not to do it.
That's why she's borderline single all the time, all day long.
Because I don't play.
Because I think all women are capable of doing it.
The right type of propaganda.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
And people say, oh, and someone's like, oh, you're not done all that.
You guys can talk about whatever you want in the chat.
I actually don't care.
You can always talk whatever you want, but I have to let you know that there are always, like, I might be one of the most legally bound people on the internet in terms of like, in terms of like things that people that I'm not legally allowed to just, I'm not even allowed to talk about or reference the name.
There are people that I'm legally not allowed to mention their name.
Isn't that crazy?
There are like people I'm legally not allowed.
Like I'm, there's like stay orders where I can't mention people's names.
That's crazy.
The world is crazy.
I will say, I will say that that brings it up with the party of like, it just, it blows my mind.
I want to bring this up.
This is absolutely one of the craziest things.
Where is this?
Oh, like we've mentioned with women.
I still think that women, no matter how woke it is, the cure for feminism is just toxic masculinity.
This girl, she's a woke nonsense, and she's like, she goes on a date with a masculine man and it erases all of her woke nonsense, right?
I want you to watch this and check this out.
This is like the cure, by the way.
@flawdzilla
And also, facts.
elijah schaffer
That hairline and those eyebrows, that's like me if I was a woman, right?
Check this out.
unidentified
On a date this week, and I felt the feminism leaving my body.
I live on the east side of LA.
And if you don't know what that means, it's sort of like the artsier part of LA.
You know, it's, it's people say it's like Brooklyn and New York.
Like, so I go on dates with a lot of men and women who, you know, live over here.
There's always a negotiation about who pays.
And that's great.
I like to pay for people, all that.
But what I will say is that I sort of fell into going on a date with the most guys guy I've ever been on a date with.
And he's from West West, you know, Santa Monica.
He's a bro, right?
A guys guy is usually not my type.
Like, I cannot remember the last time that I went on a date with like a straight bros, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
But it befell me.
It befell me in an organic fashion.
So I'm on this date with this guy.
And the thing about a guys guy is he's putting his card down.
He's paying for everything.
And I really just, it sort of activated something feral in me.
I'm not going to lie.
We went to like another bar and he went, he was going to go to the bathroom.
So I was getting prepared to pay for our drinks because he's been paying all night.
Of course, I'm going to pay for the next round.
But as he's going to leave for the bathroom, he turns to me and he hands me his credit card and he goes, Here's my card.
Get us whatever.
It might be time for me to get away from all these, you know, liberal snowflakes.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dude, can we talk about like, okay, I, I, I read a, I read a post from Solbra on Twitter, which I think is really important to say.
Women sense energy and you can still pay for a woman and be a simp, meaning like if you're paying for a woman to buy her time, you're a simp or you're just prostituting, which is fine, right?
Like, meaning you're just trying to get your dick sucked, which is possible.
You might literally, it's called the cost of doing business.
So you might literally just be paying for a woman so that you can get the upper hand and that you can sleep with her that night.
Now, regardless, that's true, but there's another energy where you're paying for a woman because you're in a position to where you are insulted for a woman to pay for you because you have dignity and you believe in your authority over women.
And you come across out of a humble spirit of like, look, I just pay for a female and that's part of my character.
This is what I do.
And that sort of confidence is different than like, oh, like, like trying to impress a woman with your money, right?
@flawdzilla
She's along with you.
You're not paying for her time.
elijah schaffer
She's with you and you're paying for because it's part of your character and who you are.
And there's a difference because there's a lot of guys trying to flex on women and you know, they're trying to get all this stuff.
So that's, that's the point.
So I think that like, that's what she noticed is this guy's like, dude, what do you want?
Like, it's like, this is like, like, and I, I, I have to say this to the guys in the chat.
Are you, are you guys in the chat?
Are you doing equal pay?
Are you doing split checks and stuff?
Because I want to, I want to know this only because I want to know, are you doing it for a reason?
Like, is it because you can't afford it?
Is it because women aren't worth it, right?
It's like, dude, I cannot pay and get my dick sucked, which then again, that's a double discount, right?
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
If you're not paying that, And you're getting your dick suck, then you're just getting a 50% off sale.
So it's like, I don't know.
I'm just saying, and I'm not promoting extramarital sex.
I'm just saying, this is how guys are in reality, right?
I like to keep it real here.
So I want to know the chat: are you paying or what's not, right?
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Someone said that they're bisexual.
@flawdzilla
Can I be bisexual?
No, good.
elijah schaffer
So, let me see.
@flawdzilla
I think what it comes down to is bitches love money.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm just trying to want to know.
No, I'm married.
I pay whether it comes from my wallet or hers.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The thing is, is that, well, Mo technically contributes to your household income.
And this is, this is an important conversation.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Don't need to be providers.
They need to contribute to the household.
And so, like, how does Mo contribute to your household?
Is it financially?
Is it what?
@flawdzilla
She literally does everything.
She does laundry.
She cooks.
She cleans.
She, she does, she does everything.
Like, I just, I work and I don't even have to ask.
Like, she, this shit functions.
I would have to do my own laundry and do all my go shopping for myself and all this shit.
She does all that.
And the thing is, is before that, like, when I was living my like really degenerate life, she was paying for everything.
That's what I was trying to say.
Like, I wasn't paying for anything.
I was broke.
And she was just like, you're going to make it in rap, which is a crazy SoundCloud rapper type of thing.
And she eventually I was like, yo, I'm going to start doing YouTube and made her basically stop working.
And now she gladly does everything in this house because she could be working at HEB decorating cakes.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I love how I love how we have to be real with the audience.
Like when I was living really degenerately, still a little bit of degenerate, but like that life was super degenerate.
There was like, but there are, there are my, everyone has their days where you're just like a fat, lazy, degenerate fuck.
@flawdzilla
And you just like, sometimes I'm sick right now.
unidentified
Laying down, like, just eating like your boy slop.
@flawdzilla
You know, like, bro, I was drinking beer the other day.
I haven't drinked beer in I don't know how long.
And it was Bud Light.
It was crazy.
That's the craziest thing.
My glasses bought Bud Light.
I was like, I was fucking really degenerate a few days ago.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, and I do.
I have those days.
Like, dude, I'm not, I am not a prim and proper like conservative person.
But I, but I'm more of a military.
I call myself, I used to call myself militant conservative because I'm more like, I'm, because the conservative movement, right?
Rob Smith is a conservative.
So if that's what conservatism is, then I'm not involved in that, right?
I don't want to get into that stuff.
But I am a conservative in the way that like, dude, like, I'm not going to be like, oh, I'm perfect, but I'm like, if you're gay and you try to touch my kid, I'm going to fucking kill you.
And if you advocate that, I'm going to try to make sure the state executes you and kills you too.
That's more of what I'm like, like, you know, where it's like, like, where I do read my Bible every morning and I work on myself and I try to work on my lust and I try to work on my relationship with my wife, my family, her family, my family.
I try to, when I make mistakes, I'm not like the kind of guy who pretends like I don't make mistakes.
I'm a risk taker and I do dumb shit sometimes, but I do take responsibility.
I'm honest about it and I work it out with people.
And so like, I'm not this kind of like person who's, you know, just sits around because there's a lot of people who are not even Christian who are better people than me.
They don't, they just don't do anything, right?
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They sit down.
I'm the kind of person where I'm trying to commit my mind and heart to God daily, but I know that I have issues.
And I know part of my issues are defense mechanisms because, you know, it's a cruel world and I'm trying to play the game.
You know, I'm in the world, but not of it.
But I think, like you said, with women, it's like, that's where people will be like, well, I'm a man.
It's like, yeah, I know all these guys that are 34, 35, they lift weights.
They're masculine.
They're not married.
They don't have kids.
They're not pre-reproducing.
They're narcissists.
They're self-centered.
And they're not being men.
They're not being selfless.
They're not being providers.
They're not procreating.
And they have all these excuses.
And it's like, you're like, well, you know, the marriage system is screwed.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, then don't fucking marry into that marriage system.
Oh, well, I don't want to follow God because, you know, I'm not perfect.
God didn't call you to be perfect.
He called you to be holy as he is holy, which means you're going to be imperfect, but you're going to use his holiness.
You're not going to make an excuse.
You're going to really try to be obedient.
That's the key thing.
But I think with women, it's the same thing where it's like you're going to learn how God's the authority over your life, and then you're going to be the authority over your wife.
So it's God, life, you, wife, right?
So it's like, that's where you get that covering.
And I think that you have to realize that with women, it's worth marrying, but they have to be a submissive woman.
And that's one of the main qualities you look for as a woman who's submissive.
@flawdzilla
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
If they're not submissive, I don't think you're going to break them in in today's culture unless you're unless and you can beat the shit out of them.
Probably no other way to control women.
I'm not promoting the violence of women, by the way.
I'm just saying Muslims just use violence.
Black people use violence.
Mo probably deserves it, right?
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
Yeah.
RKO or fucking stone cone stunner.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
I'll be the same as half being just like swinging on her telling me to shut up.
It works.
It works.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I support black domestic violence.
Like sometimes fat white women need to.
I see to go out.
Hey, it's like, just go out in public and beat up some fat white chick.
unidentified
But it's like, but it's like, it's true.
elijah schaffer
What's it with black guys?
Fucking like, I'm talking about not black guys, like brothers, like ripped brothers, like six foot four, ripped brothers.
Like these guys are big old monsters and like could probably pull any chick.
And you see them with this like five foot fat pig woman.
@flawdzilla
What is up with that?
I don't know.
I think it's something in the DNA because I've seen it my whole life.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Do you know what I'm talking about?
@flawdzilla
I know exactly what you're talking about.
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
This is a normal thing.
This is very common.
elijah schaffer
It's women like this.
I have a video actually of the woman that I'm talking about.
I'm just having to scroll down because, and then after this, we're going to talk a little bit about spiders in Australia because I have a spider problem.
@flawdzilla
What's that about?
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's so scary.
And I don't want to go home tonight.
Literally, we've just been cleaning and killing spiders all day.
I've just been spending an entire day killing spiders today.
Luckily, I've prioritized my job again.
No, I'm just kidding.
So I've made sure we were on time for the show.
But this is the one that's like, how do you not start on time?
Isn't this your job?
And I'm like, you never show up late to work.
No, we just have a lot of tech problems.
Check this out.
This is who I'm talking about.
Physical looks scale one to ten.
unidentified
I'll start with you.
We'll go around the table.
Go ahead.
Eight.
Sorry, 8.5.
elijah schaffer
What?
unidentified
10, 7, 8.
6.5.
I'd say 7.5, 8, 4.
That's lower than last time.
elijah schaffer
I used to say 6.
vivek ramaswamy
I'm a five in front of all these beautiful women.
unidentified
How could I ever not humble myself down to a four, really?
@flawdzilla
That bitch said eight.
And then the bitch next to her said 8.5.
unidentified
Why?
@flawdzilla
I don't get.
Why wouldn't everyone just be like, bitch, you're not an eight immediately?
I don't get it.
elijah schaffer
Dude, you know what's the best part about this?
Is I had said in here, I think I said, I said, Fatty said she's an eight because she ate anything they put in front of her.
unidentified
Facts.
She misunderstood the fucking question.
@flawdzilla
That's crazy.
What did you do?
elijah schaffer
I said 10 last.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
She's like, what did I do last?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Where is the bitch that said 10?
@flawdzilla
It's crazy because she's ugly, ugly as well.
They're both the same number, even though bitch is fat.
I'll give her maybe, I'll give her 0.5 less, but you're not a 10.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
Isn't this the so this girl says she's an eight?
She's not an eight.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I'm also not into Asians, so I'm bad.
@flawdzilla
She's not an eight.
She's not a seven.
She's a three at best.
Not even a three.
I'd give her, yeah, if it's competition, she's a two.
elijah schaffer
Okay, she's a 10.
@flawdzilla
Get it out of my face.
She looks like Mrs. Potato.
elijah schaffer
Can I just say, okay, so we've also got to talk about the marriage hot scale.
We've got to talk about the marriage hot scale.
They're talking about the crazy hot scale, but we've got to bring this back in to the marriage hot scale.
Because like this girl is breedable, meaning, meaning like if she was a really nice girl and she would like was had, you know, a zero body count.
Let's say she's a virgin or low, one body.
@flawdzilla
She's not.
elijah schaffer
She's low body count.
And, you know, she was like a very sweet girl.
She loved God.
Then I would tell a bro, if you want to marry her, yeah, go ahead and marry her.
I think the reason why these girls are so ugly is because like typically you would only reserve like when guys talk about girls, Kez is always really like distraught when she like hears the boys talk about girls, especially when they're drinking or hanging out, smoking cigars like her brother-in-laws.
@flawdzilla
Girls hate it.
elijah schaffer
She's like, what the heck?
You guys are the most shallow people ever.
And I go, yeah, because we're judging based off of just purely sexual characteristics, based upon like the value of what women bring today, which is just purely sex or whatever.
But like, dude, like there's a look in the face of when a girl is innocent and sweet, right?
You can see she's sweet and innocent.
And that really does up the quality of wife material.
And so I think people understand that sometimes when you're looking for a wife, you're not looking for a girl who's marketing herself extremely sexually.
So she might not look like what you're into in terms of just upfront, but she can change her style and you can be into her.
And there are some girls that look like you would be into them and they're not as hot as you think they are.
They just really do themselves up.
That's my point.
It's like some girls do fillers and Botox and extensions and tattooed makeup and bucal fat removal in their cheeks.
And all of a sudden they look like they were nice, lovely cocksuckers.
@flawdzilla
Even uglier.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying, but they look like they're good cocksuckers and they might be, but they also, when you take all that down, number one, it's really expensive to keep up on a woman, like the nails, the hair, everything.
But secondly, it's not as hot.
And some girls, you would be surprised at a lot of these conservative girls if you get them to layer their hair a little bit, put on some makeup, get into some nice lingerie, and maybe lose 10 pounds, which you can encourage a girl to do by just being a healthy example to her.
That's how you get girls to lose weight, by the way, is being a healthy example to them and by encouraging them and empowering them to make healthy decisions for you, like to buy healthy stuff in the fridge that you give.
Girls like rewarding, like children.
They like reward systems.
And it's not, it's not a joke.
Like when you're like really grateful and they make you good meals and you buy them flowers and you let them know that you're really proud of them and happy for them and they buy good foods and you tell them like, thank you for helping my son.
And I'm just love looking at him knowing he's not eating anything toxic and it's really great.
And I got you this nice dress because I just wanted to see you in it.
And girls love that sort of like physical reward system.
And they're really easy to live with.
Kez is the easiest person to live with.
Is Moen easy to live with or is she a bitch?
@flawdzilla
No, she's easy to live with.
She doesn't bother me.
elijah schaffer
Dude, she's a bitch.
And I so is Kez is a bitch sometimes too.
Everyone is a most.
@flawdzilla
She's never.
She's annoying, but a bitch.
She's never a bitch.
But she's very annoying at times.
elijah schaffer
Sorry.
What I mean by a bitch is not bitchy.
@flawdzilla
She's super annoying, actually.
Then yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
Most of the time.
I'm not going to lie.
Most of the time she's annoying.
But I'd rather deal with that than like having, wanting to choke her, you know?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, as long as it's a good kind of choking, right?
@flawdzilla
That's why I resort to choke.
elijah schaffer
No, but all I'm going to say is people need to realize.
unidentified
What the heck?
elijah schaffer
People need to realize that a lot of the reasons why they can't find a wife is because they keep going after whores.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And girls don't look like whores usually.
And if you find a good girl that looks like a whore, that's a unicorn.
That's not real.
And she's lying about her body count.
@flawdzilla
Something's, yeah, there's that's not true.
There's, there's something a lie in there.
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Let's get to the Andrew Schultz story.
I want to talk about this.
Are we going to talk about this, Andrew Schultz?
@flawdzilla
Let's do it.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's jump into the Andrew Schultz story.
Let me see if I can get up here.
@flawdzilla
There's multiple Andrew Schultz stories today.
He was shitting on Kanye.
He was shitting on Fresh and Fit.
Oh, man.
Let me see if I can find this.
elijah schaffer
Okay, let me go here to, let me go down here to this.
Okay, so why don't you give people the background of this before I find the video?
It's going to take me a second.
@flawdzilla
Which one?
Andrew Schultz, Fresh and Fit?
So what I saw about it was that Fresh and Fit went on their show, and obviously they like they tried to make it seem like Fresh and Fit were terrible people and they kind of ganged up on Fresh and Fit.
elijah schaffer
But they were actually, they held her on the whole time.
@flawdzilla
I don't think that they said anything wrong.
I think it's obviously they were trying to like, they were trying to pander to their audience by acting like Fresh and Fit were terrible, misogynist, and da da da.
And Andrew Schultz wasn't that bad, but the other dude, Akash, was terrible, whatever his name is.
But they got demonetized and YouTube demonetized him and all this because of Nick and all this stuff.
And what ended up happening is, I guess they got remonetized somewhere.
They found other ways to make money.
They went to Rumble and all this stuff.
And academics went on there recently.
And Andrew Schultz was trying to, first of all, he was trying to act like Fresh and Fit ain't doing a podcast.
Like they're not known anymore, even though, like you just said, they have 40K in their fucking stream right now.
But he was also laughing at them being demonetized.
They were trying to clown them.
They were just, you know, they think it was for clips.
And I think it was for this reason.
Like they think that they're untouchable.
They think that they're going to get, they're going to rally people behind them by going to Fresh and Fit.
They're losing steam.
Andrew, Andrew Schultz has been losing steam and being like, he's hit the flip.
He's jumped the shark already.
And these people just fucking started.
Is what's happening.
So now they're doing anything.
elijah schaffer
Well, you know what?
And what makes me mad?
And this is why this is a person.
This is personal to me.
Number one, Myron is a homie.
Okay.
@flawdzilla
I love Myron, man.
People hate him, but I love Myron.
elijah schaffer
He was on the show recently.
I like Myron.
And he's a wealthy guy.
And you know what?
Again, there's a bunch of like women that are obsessed with talking shit on him.
Dude, like there's, there's just some people and you're like, have I, it's been years since I've been in this, and I have yet to care about, I told, I told you, I found out recently that there's woman-led gossip channels about right-wing figures.
And I thought that's got to be like the lowest form of humiliation other than being a black woman.
I'm totally joking.
unidentified
No, but it's... It's...
I wasn't excited that.
elijah schaffer
My racism, I can't even.
@flawdzilla
I tried to hold it back.
unidentified
You know what?
elijah schaffer
The thing, by the way, my user tells me, he goes, dude, like, people think you're serious.
Like, not you say on the internet.
And I know you're joking, even when you dead face look into the audience, like in the audience and just say, we need to get black people out.
Well, I'm saying serious on like a news channel.
And I'll be like, you just say that this fucker is just always trying to get.
I just love doing that shit.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But anyway, I thought it was like, black women all throughout these gossip channels.
And it's like, wow, how annoying.
Black women are kind of the most annoying women.
unidentified
They are.
elijah schaffer
I like, they are.
Black women are so annoying.
@flawdzilla
Bro, I grew up with them.
You know, it's in reality, it's like the biggest issue that I have.
Like, I was in a single mother, black household, black sister.
My mother was a lesbian.
I'm telling you, like, this is people think I'm joking when I say this shit.
That shit, I'm crazy still to this day because of it.
Dude, I'm telling you.
It was tortured Chinese water culture, bro.
elijah schaffer
Or something, you know?
@flawdzilla
I'm serious.
I don't love girls in my house.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, that's good.
You know what?
Maybe it's the lesbian factor.
He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because like, because you know what?
You might have actually been saved because then there was no guys coming in molesting you.
You know what I mean?
@flawdzilla
Like, yeah, they tried.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
@flawdzilla
She had gay friends.
Nah, they tried.
She had a gay friend that tried and I kicked him in the face.
He tried a sleeping bag.
elijah schaffer
Casually talk about being molested on this show.
@flawdzilla
That's a real thing.
elijah schaffer
You know, when you're a kid and you just get almost molested by your mom's gay friends, it's a real thing.
@flawdzilla
That, yeah, that's a whole different story, but that's a real thing.
elijah schaffer
Hey, that's a whole different story.
unidentified
And this is why I have to wear a pad in my underwear when I do that.
@flawdzilla
Chastity belt.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Oh, man.
This show is so fucked up.
I, you know what?
But if you can't laugh at this stuff, then I dude, like, someone's like, I listened to the show for two minutes and he said, we talked about black women and being molested.
Welcome to slightly offensive.
Let's go and let's watch this.
No, I think this personally because I just know firsthand as a creator that people are always trying to destroy you and censor you and demonetize and hurt you.
We've lost so much money on the show, so much reach, so many issues.
I've lost my channels.
I've had people keep my channels.
I've lost shows.
And I know it.
And I'm not a victim though.
I'm not a victim.
And I don't complain.
But one thing I don't do is mock people for being censored because I understand.
@flawdzilla
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
It's a crazy thing to do, right?
And I don't mock people for being smaller or get jealous when they're bigger.
I just know that it's a very complicated industry.
There's a lot of forces at bay, and you just got to be authentic.
And people will always watch what you play.
So that's the key thing.
unidentified
But this shithead Schultz can't stand this fucking guy.
elijah schaffer
Schultz, like Majuski, got these names going.
@flawdzilla
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Here's what he said.
@flawdzilla
I'm gonna lie.
unidentified
My man's from Fresh and Fit was like, yo, damn, yo, that dude's still hating all this.
Wait, what's what's up with Fresh and Fit?
Are they still doing it?
They cool it, but are they still doing the pod?
Of course, Shabita's still doing it.
You're not watching.
vivek ramaswamy
I didn't know that they were still doing the pod.
unidentified
Where could you?
vivek ramaswamy
No, I don't know.
unidentified
Maybe they got demonetized.
You know, who's the minor setback for a major comeback?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
vivek ramaswamy
Don't laugh.
unidentified
So, what's going on?
vivek ramaswamy
Like, are they still, but they're still doing the pod?
unidentified
You know, they got some different monetization strategies.
What else are they working on?
vivek ramaswamy
What's that different monetization strategy?
unidentified
What's that different monetization strategy?
Nah, hold on, man.
elijah schaffer
I don't like how y'all.
unidentified
I feel like you brought him up.
I ain't bring him up.
You brought him up.
vivek ramaswamy
Don't be upset at us for shit.
unidentified
You bring up y'all praying on my man's down for praying on that.
You asked me if we watched their podcast.
I'm a 40-year-old man who's happy.
vivek ramaswamy
Why would I watch that podcast?
I only watch it when I'm fighting with my wife.
unidentified
These guys get these guys understand, bro.
They understand women.
vivek ramaswamy
Four days every month.
unidentified
I want that shit probably.
Four days every month.
On the red day.
On the red days, you had that.
elijah schaffer
Oh, oh, they were demonetized by a giant by YouTube and a giant corporation of conglomerates.
What's their strategy?
Their livelihood was stripped.
This is what comedy is.
You're like, you are comedians.
And someone said, they're comedians.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But, but it wasn't funny.
So, like, part of being a comedian is being funny.
And, and, like, I'm not going the offensive.
Like, I don't find this offensive.
I'm saying that's just not, that's not funny, especially when you know there's beef and there's ill will there.
Like, it would be, it would be funnier if he had made if he had made a joke and said, like, what's their alternative?
They're finally, are they uh pimping out the girls they have on the show now, finally finding out that where the real money's been coming from?
And they laughed or something.
It's not funny that, but if they tried to make a joke and laughed at it or just made something up, you know, maybe Myron's gonna start in OnlyFans and made a joke.
You have to make a joke to laugh.
You got to say something funny, but this was just like, ha ha ha, our competition isn't doing well.
unidentified
And fuck you.
elijah schaffer
Fresh and Fit has 40,000 live viewers tonight on Rumble.
I don't think this guy Schultz ever gets that many live viewers.
So who's laughing now?
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
And W Academics.
Academics was, he was standing on business the whole time.
They were all trying to overpower him and make him trying to stop him from talking and saying anything that would be actual substance that they couldn't defend, that they couldn't go against.
So they just kept trying to laugh, overpower him, as he was about to say, is different when you walk in the room and you see whatever he's about to say.
I know he's about to say, but the whole time they were trying to, they're trying to discredit, but academics did on business.
I got to respect it.
I love academics.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but you know what?
Academics seems like a cool guy.
This is what I was going to say is like, you have to say the N-word.
There are black people and there are.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
Yeah.
Niggas.
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
And then there are gays and there are faggots, right?
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I think that's like, that's like also too, too.
Like, there are white people and then there are white supremacists.
Like, I love being casually racist because I think it's funny.
@flawdzilla
Me too.
elijah schaffer
Don't find it funny, but I do find it funny.
But I also kind of being serious, but like, I also, I also, I also mean this, like, dude, like, there's, you don't have to be gay to be a faggot.
And quite frankly, you don't have to be black to be an say.
@flawdzilla
Negative facts.
elijah schaffer
And the only reason why, yeah, so, so that's just the truth.
Now, I could say the N-word on the show if I wanted to.
I might say it behind the scenes.
Who knows?
But I know a lot of people watch this show and try to take me out of context.
All they're looking for is the N-word.
That's all they're looking for to take me out, which is fine.
Maybe one day I'll say it.
But I just mean like, this is why I can't get on the boat of like genuine, genuine racism, right?
Like, I really can't actually, like, I know, I know, I've met people who are like, just really can't stand being around black people.
And it's like, dude, I like, I don't mind being around black people.
I like a lot of black people.
I just don't like the N-word people, you know?
Like, I don't exactly.
And the same thing goes too.
It's like, oh, so you hate gays?
It's like, kind of, yes.
@flawdzilla
I wouldn't want to be around none, not going to lie.
elijah schaffer
No, I know, but I meant like, I'm not like, I can work with people who are gay.
I don't like to be around faggots.
Like, I don't want to be around people who are like constantly making gay passes and, you know, like that kind of shit.
No, well, I've worked.
No, I've worked with some professional people that have been very professional about it, you know?
Like, most of them are lesbians.
I guess that would be different, but I have.
But I just like, I just, academics is being cool.
And of course, the shystee Schultz is the one, you know, laughing.
And it's like, I, dude, it makes me angry because I think he said this.
What's his name?
I, I, I really, this guy.
@flawdzilla
I'm 40 and I'm happy.
Wait till he's 45.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
What did he say?
He uses his platform to say this, uh, to try to cook him here.
He, Andrew Schultz said, Myron, you are a sensitive and talentless bottom-feeding grifter.
Like, that's just, that's crazy.
That's wild to tell someone that.
@flawdzilla
What are you, bro?
Like, that's what I'm gonna say.
What the fuck are you?
You're like, I just don't get what Andrew Schultz's purpose is.
He's supposed to be a comedian.
He's not funny.
Like, what is he actually doing?
Myron actually has a fucking program that people follow for knowledge.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, his show is just inviting famous people on.
@flawdzilla
Schultz.
Trying to joke.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And then drink.
It's like just drinking with famous people, which is cool.
Like, I'm not talking shit.
But like, if you're like a Jewish comedian guy, calling someone talentless and bottom feeder is crazy.
@flawdzilla
That's where the issue is.
elijah schaffer
Also, also, like, you know, we're talking about blacks, like, we're talking about blacks and Jews here fighting, which is so funny.
This is like a Kanye thing all over again.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And what we see because Schultz, because there was some dissing on Kanye, we're seeing some of this.
What's up with the Jews versus blacks thing?
@flawdzilla
Like, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Is that the, is that because Jews take advantage of blacks in like business contracts or what is that?
@flawdzilla
I think in the mainstream, like in like the industry, yes.
I think that's what's happening right now.
I think a lot of black people are like just seeing, not even seeing.
I think they knew the whole time, but they were just waiting for someone like Kanye so then they could actually voice it and side with Kanye.
But I don't know.
I see Michael Radport, people like Schultz.
Like, I don't know what these niggas' issue is.
If it wasn't true, they shouldn't have an issue, but they all have issues.
They all feel personally offended and they're all taking, they're all taking a war.
They're going war with it.
It's crazy.
They're just against anyone who just says anything against anyone Jewish at all.
Crazy.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, but it's weird, though.
He's like, he's like, your life's work is renting women and regurgitating other people's talking points.
Your arms are not developed enough for the shirts you wear.
And your co-host is pimping you.
Merry Christmas.
@flawdzilla
And he did think he was cooking.
elijah schaffer
Owen called him out for stealing his jokes, by the way.
You can watch that.
But I think Myron's down here somewhere in the chat.
Didn't Myron?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
He said, I save thousands of men from suicide, help them get in shape, invest to create, to create wealth, attract their dream girls, and live better lives.
What have you done?
Be born with a silver spoon in your mouth and tell shitty jokes with your pussy co-host.
We have the same platform size and we've only been on YouTube for three years.
Unlike you, we didn't have to suck any industry dick from Joe Rogan or Charlemagne to grow.
Since my arms aren't developed, how about you stop being an internet tough guy and put on some boxing gloves?
Let's see how many jokes you can make with a swollen face.
@flawdzilla
That's a great response.
That was a great response because none of that will actually be addressed.
Nothing that was just said right there can be refuted unless they just try to take like dismantle it with some joking where people are going to forget reality, which happens a lot.
I can see that.
But in reality, Andrew Schultz will not fight him.
Andrew Schultz is a fucking latch on to Joe Rogan and Charlemagne.
That's the reason I even know him is because of Charlemagne and then Joe Rogan.
These are all real things.
elijah schaffer
What's weird to me is like someone said in the chat that basically it's just because he's like made all of his money off of YouTube.
So he'll shit on anybody who's on anybody, right?
@flawdzilla
Who's Logan Paul did that too?
elijah schaffer
They hate, they hate the alternative media.
And that's what makes me angry about these people is like, dude, you know what?
I like, there's nothing that I say here.
Like, I don't even have any strikes on YouTube.
All right.
There's nothing.
I'm demonetized.
They have no videos.
They can't point to a single video that violates their monetization policy.
They don't say anything.
Because even for this show, I wait till we get onto Rumble to start going to a lot of the hard culture stuff, a lot of the comments on women, et cetera, but they don't care.
And, you know, it's not hard to play the YouTube game.
I know people that like they just like it's a good strategy.
It's a business deal.
It is a business, but there's also an importance to what we do too, right?
It's like, it's to me, people who say, well, I can make more money not saying the X, Y, and Z reminds me of women who say they can make more money spreading their pussy on screen.
It's like, well, you're, it's true.
You can make more money being a fraud, but you have to, if you can live with yourself, that's fine.
But I like, dude, maybe it's my, maybe it is autism, but I have a really hard time living with myself in terms of like, not, not in terms of like, I actually have a hard time living with myself, but I have a really hard time if I'm not being authentic.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, absolutely.
That's what I was saying earlier.
elijah schaffer
People will always tell me, well, like, dude, you don't think I could create a show and come across like a real like prim and proper conservative.
I've been offered shows like that.
If people don't know, I just got offered a show three days ago.
I'm waiting for the proposal and it's a proper show.
Trip out on this.
I don't know if I'm going to take it.
It's a well-funded show and it's going to, it will do well.
And it's a proper adult show.
Like I have to wear a suit, proper adult show discussing complex geopolitical issues from a United States perspective through a culture and United States perspective.
It's proper.
I'm fully capable of doing that.
They're like, hey, can you do full teleprompter and do a full faith?
@flawdzilla
That's up your alley.
unidentified
I have a show.
@flawdzilla
You talk very well.
elijah schaffer
Well, I have a show in Gateway where you can't curse, can't say like.
You have to be very conservative in how you discuss.
I'm not going to like name them and shit.
Like, I understand.
It's a job and I work for a company and I'm, they tell me they're clear up front.
Here's what we are okay with.
So social media companies do that too.
And there's a level of that, right?
I still got to pay my bills, but I'm not going to shit on people.
I mean, I do take a risk on my own show.
That's why we're not as we're not, we don't have where we could be.
But I think it takes a slimiest slime ball to look at somebody like Myron who's taking risks and says things that fight the feminist gyno-century that runs our world and shit on him because you're a pussy faggot that runs a stupid comedy show.
And you know what?
Andrew Schultz is funny.
He's got good writers.
He steals a lot of jokes.
He is funny sometimes.
But it's like, you pussy faggot that you literally will walk around and shit on people because they've lost something for doing something.
Fuck you.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, that's bitch ass nigga shit.
elijah schaffer
I love it.
@flawdzilla
And his fucking co-host is the bitches of ass niggas.
If that makes sense.
Who is he?
I don't know.
The Indian dude?
He's fucking annoying.
I can't stand this fucking dude.
Every time he talks.
Yeah.
Especially on the Fresh and Fit interview.
That shit was fucking disgusting.
Like it was, I've never seen someone be such a fucking lame in reality.
But, you know, more power to him if he has, you know, his audience, whatever.
But I could have watched that nigga.
And then they pretend like, oh, I didn't know they were still doing the show.
Like, you're a fucking liar because you haven't stopped talking about him since they've been on your fucking show.
You're a liar.
elijah schaffer
They're jealous.
They're jealous because they're simps.
They're simps.
Flawed, Flawedzilla, rapper, visionary, thinker.
If people want to find you, if they want to follow you, where can people find and follow you?
@flawdzilla
The most important is rumble flawed TV, rumble.com slash vlog TV, x.com slash vlog TV, youtube.com slash vlogzilla, I think.
elijah schaffer
Awesome.
Guys, if you want to support the show, I'm telling you right now, I got a call from the CO censored.
A lot of you guys are signing up.
This show gets put up.
It's live.
You can watch it live on censored.tv.
It gets put up with the ads cut out.
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I still need to figure out what I'm doing here.
You guys are so strong.
I guess I'm going to have to open this up in the other tab because these are memes.
You guys sent some super chats in the memes.
I'm glad to see you guys sending more super chats in the Rumble.
Do you get a lot of Rumble chats or no?
@flawdzilla
Well, I could if Rumble would like making the center for it.
I get some on there, but most of them go to my own personal link.
john pierce
Is it YouTube?
@flawdzilla
You get them on?
No.
Well, I could, but again, I have my own PayPal link that it goes through.
elijah schaffer
I got to do, I got to see my Streamlabs link.
I'll put it up.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, it's a similar thing.
That's what I use.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'm going to do that.
Here's your memes here.
Doomsday Cracker sent you just being a retarded doomsday always with the fucking bullshit, bro.
@flawdzilla
But I am retarded.
So he's right.
elijah schaffer
I'll miss housewife.
This is one of those that ain't nothing like a fizzy glizzy that wakes you up in the morning.
@flawdzilla
I'm sick of seeing this, bro.
Like, it doesn't even look good.
It's not a real thing.
unidentified
Someone is drinking that.
elijah schaffer
I think it riggers.
@flawdzilla
That's a good one.
unidentified
Sent this one too.
elijah schaffer
He's my wife.
@flawdzilla
I didn't realize that was Ken.
elijah schaffer
And why are you gay said, we know in Festation at Southern Border, you have a platform.
Will you give us a voice?
Yeah, I was talking about this.
We talked, we had a whole segment on the Southern Border.
Also, they sent this one as well.
unidentified
See that?
elijah schaffer
yeah i don't know what it means uh chilling on the fence oh okay yeah and that's real life okay facts so that's the huntsman spider that you didn't get to that's what i want oh okay i'll just end so this is this will be exclusive this will be exclusive we'll uh we'll just we'll just talk about this all right where's my where's the rumble chat we'll we'll discuss this all right let's talk about the huntsman spider all right this is really important so everybody knows what a huntsman is right um It's a spider.
And I want to remind people that don't listen to Australians.
Australians are a psyop.
They're not even real people.
They're not.
This is what it looks like.
Okay.
This is what a huntsman looks like.
Okay.
They're like tarantulas, but they run fast, like the fastest.
They run 11 miles per hour.
So think of a tarantula with like supersonic speed.
They stand on their back legs.
They can hiss at you and they can like spit at you.
Okay.
So everybody says that they're not dangerous, except for the fact that they do, they, they, they, they go, oh, they just eat bugs.
Fine, fine.
If you want that shit crawling on you, go ahead.
Enjoy your life.
I found two of these in my house.
Okay.
About this size.
And one thing I had noticed is that we had found them together, which I told, this is a while ago.
I had told my wife, I think they made about a month and a half ago.
I said, I think they made it.
I think there was mating.
And I have bigger ones than this in my garage.
And I do let them stay because they do eat like my, they eat rats.
Okay.
That's like, like, I want to show you a picture.
They eat birds and rats.
Let me see.
They're, they're like, these are, these are not a joke spider.
@flawdzilla
This is a, let me see if I can find a picture here of if they can eat rats, then that's crazy.
I wouldn't have that in my fucking house.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So an example.
Oh, like, here's an example.
Like, even because we have like a lot of frogs where I live, like, here's a good example of like, you know, like here, right?
So you're talking about like goodness.
Like, you know, these are, these are big spiders, right?
Yeah, that's a big frog too.
@flawdzilla
We have big frogs.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's worse.
Let me, I don't know why it keeps going to Bing.
Let me go here.
Just to remind people, because this story just gets progressively really bad.
Okay.
It just gets bad.
It just doesn't get, it just gets, it just, yeah, here's an example, right?
So like, here's, here you go.
Like, here's it, like, eating an actual like mouse, right?
Or a thing.
And these are really common in Australia, common in homes.
These are common spiders.
They just like come into your house, right?
This kind of stuff.
This is just what you deal with here.
Now, the problem with this is, is that it's already terrifying having this shit inside of my house.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And by the way, people keep asking if this is my son.
My son is not.
My son is not a Chinese.
@flawdzilla
He looked Chinese to me.
Maybe he's mulatto.
I don't even know if I'm.
elijah schaffer
I don't even know.
That's not my son.
Know that we found 20 hundred spiders in my house.
Yes, 20.
20.
20 plus.
I don't even know how many we killed.
@flawdzilla
I have in like a sack.
elijah schaffer
Listen, just listen.
I knew that I started finding little spiders about a month ago in the house.
And I was like, this is weird.
I keep finding spiders.
That's really common to find like giant cockroaches in your house.
And it's not like the U.S. where you have cockroaches.
Like, this is Australia.
Okay.
If you have a cockroach, it's just like part of living here.
They're big too.
They're big old fat flying cockroaches.
And I put traps and I, I love the trap directions for the cockroaches, the giant cockroach traps.
It says, place on floor.
Within three to four weeks, you'll see less cockroaches.
Pretty simple.
unidentified
Nice.
elijah schaffer
And now I've solved them.
But the problem is, is that these guys love eating cockroaches.
And while they're not in my house anymore, there's a ton of like water dwelling frogs.
And I live in front of a lake.
So there's a ton of frogs and the cockroaches and the frogs eat the cockroaches.
It's very, very, welcome to Australia, right?
And then we have the orb weavers that love the cockroaches and the giant hornets.
And so it just gets really scary sometimes.
Now, the problem was we found 20.
And we also found four in our beds.
So that's a real problem.
We have four spiders in our beds.
Okay.
Four in our beds.
So I wrote Kez is losing her damn mind.
Apparently this went off.
182,000 views.
unidentified
Damn.
elijah schaffer
Kez is losing her damn mind because they were in the beds.
Now, I ended up falling asleep, by the way, last night after finding two spiders in my room shortly before bed.
Decent sized spiders.
I found, I woke up, found eight more spiders this morning while walking to the kitchen.
Eight spiders.
So which means they were for sure crawling on me and the baby and the wife.
And I have been fumigating.
We are buying things.
I don't know what happened, but we have a huntsman infestation in the house right now.
And this is pushing the limits of my ability to exist in my house because they're right wing and supremacist infestation.
@flawdzilla
You're Rob Smith.
That's crazy.
unidentified
Yeah, it's like what, like, yeah.
@flawdzilla
So what do you do?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
So, so I don't know.
So so far we've counted.
It's over 60 spiders in 24 hours.
We found the house.
@flawdzilla
60.
elijah schaffer
So what I think happened is, is it started raining yesterday.
And whatever happened, this, because they're communal, this family of spiders migrated into my home.
Now, there is, there is a one that lives in my garage that is bigger than my hand.
So it's about bigger than my, it's maybe the size of my hand.
I have huge hands by the way.
My head's big.
People don't realize I have massive hands.
@flawdzilla
I'm not joking.
elijah schaffer
Listen, my hands are huge.
My head is the size of a fucking watermelon.
My hands as big as that.
I have big hands.
As Kez's moves have gotten bigger and stuff, it's been good.
@flawdzilla
But here's evolution.
elijah schaffer
I have very, very big hands.
Look at that.
That's true.
It's about the size of my hand.
But in the house is different, right?
If you want to be a spot, you want to live in the garage.
It's kind of scary.
I don't really want you in my garage because you pull it and you go and it runs across the wall.
Or sometimes you see it on your windshield when you're pulling out and it runs and jumps off the car.
Real stuff.
It's kind of scary.
But in your house, so right now, Kez and I spent four hours this morning.
Like we opened up a drawer and found four spiders in a drawer.
By this, like, just happened.
Like, you can't have any spiders.
@flawdzilla
You can't have my house.
You can't have my house.
elijah schaffer
It's so fucking scary having a spider infestation in your home.
And we're going to finish it.
Like, we're like, you don't understand.
@flawdzilla
Like, you don't come out of there.
elijah schaffer
You do not understand what level I'm going to go to.
So because we have a young baby, we're not going straight for the fumigation, but we're going to go there.
And the reason why is because I don't want to put that shit around my kid.
And so we're about to leave to her parents' house for a week for Christmas.
So I am getting a professional fumigator to come for that week because it's all you have to be out of your house for a week.
So I'm planning it with Christmas.
But right now, we have stripped every drawer, every clothing.
There's nothing untouched.
We've taken every sheet off, flipped every mattress, every vase, crack, everything is in the floor.
Our house looks like we just moved in.
Everything has been moved and we are finding spiders everywhere.
It is the most it's like you open a drawer and there's four spiders.
You open a pillowcase.
There's a spider inside of it.
It's the skin.
Something happened in the last 24 hours, 48 hours, and spiders just invaded my home.
And it is mind fucking to me and Kez.
We are mind fucked because we're just like, my arachnophobia is gone because I have killed so many spiders.
I'm usually deadly afraid.
I'm just like, I'm killing them.
I'm hitting them with my fist.
I'm smashing them with my hands.
@flawdzilla
You're hitting them, actually, physically touching them.
elijah schaffer
They're small enough.
If the spiders are small enough for my thumb, I'm just smashing them with my thumb.
I'm just over it.
I'm just killing spiders in my house.
It's too fucking scary, man.
It's because I call out the Zionists for one month, and this is what they do to me.
They let spiders in my house.
No, and by the way, we're really keen people.
So like tearing things apart isn't a problem.
You've been in my house.
We're very like orderly people.
We have no problems with that.
But apparently, I was reading this just happens when you live by a lake.
Sometimes you sometimes just get spider infestations.
So I'm getting the fuck out.
I was praying to God for a sign.
God, I really want to leave Australia.
I really don't like living here.
I don't like living here because I have a lot of career opportunities.
I'm good at making content and I can't make it the way I want to here.
And I want to go make it with friends back home.
And this was my sign from God, man.
@flawdzilla
I think so.
elijah schaffer
Sign from God.
@flawdzilla
I absolutely agree.
That's, I couldn't do that, bro.
I hate spiders.
I hate insects.
That's like torturous.
elijah schaffer
Oh, by the way, shout out to Blues DeBoss is now a monthly supporter of the show.
I didn't know people can become monthly supporters till you were on last time.
I think you told me that, right?
@flawdzilla
Yep.
Yep.
Get Rumble subscribers.
elijah schaffer
And Ashley sent $5 said, is Mr. Peanut Butter from YouTube in here?
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
You'll have to see, but shout out.
We got four super chats in Rumble today.
And that's pretty good because I usually get zero.
So really happy.
That's really awesome.
I really appreciate it.
All right.
So that was it.
That was the spider story.
Did that make you happy?
That was really long.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, yeah, but that was fucking crazy.
That's, I was really intrigued by that because Mo brought it up to me earlier.
And I was like, what?
Wait a second.
Should I hear about this Huntsman spider thing with Elijah?
And like, I wanted to hear it from you.
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's so scary.
Let me see if I can.
I found a meme.
Someone sent me a meme because all the Australians like, all night, don't worry.
They just fucking bunch of huntsmen spiders.
Not spiders, right?
They spy us.
They have, they don't say the R's, right?
They're a bunch of spiders.
So they're the Huntsman spiders.
And someone was like, bro, this is literally who's behind the accounts.
I was kecking so hard.
It's like this, you know, behind the spiders are completely harmless.
They can't even bite you.
The dangerous ones live in the wilderness and shitty countries anyway.
So, man, fuck up, you faggots.
You'd be scared of your own shadows if you could.
This is what it is.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Having like, and I'm considering we might end up by the end of tomorrow because Kez is literally just full on that.
You should see it's like, just like killing spiders.
We'll probably have over 120 spiders killed.
We'll have 120 spiders killed within a 48-hour period.
This is where we're at.
And then we're going to, and we're crazy.
I'm going to buy blue traps right now from the store.
And then she's also spraying with thyme and lemon and stuff.
And then we're getting the house fumigated in about four days.
I'm getting it fully fumigated.
I am sleeping in a house knowing that there are spiders crawling in my mouth and ears.
unidentified
Like that is what you know.
elijah schaffer
But it's Australia.
So it's kind of like, it's like, almost like if you live in Southside Chicago and there were shootings and you went to a hotel.
unidentified
It's like you're going to go stay in a hotel.
It's not going to save you from the bullets, buddy.
elijah schaffer
And Budabux said $50 super chat.
Shout out.
The Mr. Peanut Butter gay.
You get it.
All right.
@flawdzilla
One last time.
elijah schaffer
One last time.
Go ahead.
Share your plugin where people can find you and follow you.
@flawdzilla
Rumble.com slash flawed TV.
X.com slash flaw TV.
And youtube.com slash flawedzilla.
elijah schaffer
YouTube.com slash flawedzilla.
Thanks, guys, for staying over for the after show super spider party.
Shout out to you guys on censored TV and everything that's going on there.
Like I said, it's true.
I am gassing the spiders.
This is Holocaust 2.0.
Anyway, thank you so much again for watching another episode of Night in the Offensive.
Shout out to everyone tonight.
You guys are awesome.
I really appreciate you.
It's been a great time.
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I love all you guys.
Have a great rest of the week.
And as always, may God bless the United States of America.
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