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Dec. 9, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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SHOTS FIRED! YouTuber Hunter Avallone NEARLY K*LLED by GF’s Ex | Guest: Australian Talk

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elijah schaffer
What a weird day it's been.
An old friend of mine and popular YouTuber, should I say maybe once popular YouTuber, Hunter Avalo, who we've advocated for on this show, been censored, used to be staunchly right-wing, defended Trump, attacked feminism, suddenly switched to being a lefty, supported pansexuality, had anti-police tweets, became a progressive, and studied under the great esoteric philosophical minds like those of Destiny and Vausch.
And, you know, today is crazy because he almost got killed.
And this is such a significant story because we're glad he's okay.
And we'll get into that.
His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend shot up their house, tried to murder them, and then got stopped by the police, right?
This is the anti-police crowd, got stopped by the police.
And then, you know, we will talk about that.
To join me in the studio of what a crazy Friday night SOB is like, literally, I don't know what the hell is happening.
I am joined by the amazing Australian talk, Ben.
Welcome back to Nightly Offensive.
@australiantalk
G'day, Elijah.
I hope you're doing well, my man.
It's great to be back on Slightly Offensive.
And I'm looking forward to hearing all about some crazy dude that wasn't happy when some other dude was smashing his ex-girlfriend.
So he decided to go and try to take their lives.
Pretty wild stuff.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this story is crazy.
And this is a Friday night.
So it is a time where you, maybe you're drinking, maybe you're smoking.
We don't really care what it is that you're doing, but we've got to talk about this.
So if you guys don't know who Hunter Avalon is, Hunter Avalon is a popular streamer.
And he uploaded this video.
And what I think is really strange about this, Ben, is not this much the fact that there's somebody crazy trying to kill people, but like your first response is to film a video and then put it on the internet, right?
This is always pretty bizarre to me.
Check this out.
This is him and his girlfriend.
And I want to clarify this before we make any sick jokes about this.
I'm very happy that they're both safe.
Okay.
I'm very happy that nobody got killed.
But there's a lot to unpack here.
Let's go ahead and watch this.
unidentified
The suspect, sorry.
The suspect was trying to get into the building and then there was something shady about it.
We didn't know.
He had a gun under his coat.
And he had a gun under his coat when he came out.
elijah schaffer
And then when we walked.
He's at the door.
He's at the door.
unidentified
Please come in.
Please come in.
Please hurry.
Please.
elijah schaffer
He's pounding for the door.
unidentified
The suspect.
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
The suspect was.
We've really got to break down what's going on here.
So we're going to get some deep stuff.
This is deep Twitter lore, deep YouTube lore.
This is intense shit going on here, Benton.
But this story is pretty crazy because Hunter Avalon and I have hung out many times.
We used to be very good friends.
And he puts up, I don't think I can show it on YouTube, right?
I don't think I can show this on YouTube.
But essentially, he puts up a picture of his girlfriend's leg and says that she was shot in the leg in their apartment, but they're okay.
That already was a really weird start to this tweet thread.
My girlfriend's shot, but we're fine.
I feel like the definition of not being fine is that you were shot.
@australiantalk
That would make sense.
I've just been shot.
I'll be fine.
No dramas.
So I guess that's the Wild West in the United States.
And you know what?
Maybe the boyfriend brought it upon himself.
If he wasn't banging that other dude's chick, there'd be no issue.
But she almost created this problem between the two guys.
You can't go shooting people, though, just because they're having sex with your ex-girlfriend.
There's plenty of fish in the sea.
He should have gone and found himself another hoochie.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So a lot of people were pointing out in this video the interesting aspect of this, though, is, so here's the story.
And we have evidence for this.
So apparently, Hunter Avalon had gotten with this girl who goes by Holly Peno on Twitter or on X.
And basically what had happened was she talks about, okay, she was apparently a victim of domestic violence and abuse.
And I'm going to say I believe her because her ex just tried to murder her.
He probably was violent and unhinged.
I don't think you try to kill people unless A, you're deranged or you're the United States government.
@australiantalk
Makes perfect sense.
And obviously, we sympathize with all women and we certainly do not advocate.
As a matter of fact, we're happy to put bullets in dudes that think it's a good idea to bash innocent women.
elijah schaffer
I thought you were saying we should put bullets in women who disrespect men, but I'm glad you went the other direction because I was like, now's not the time, Ben.
Now's not the time for domestic violence.
unidentified
My seven days government enforced.
That was good.
elijah schaffer
I was like, oh, few.
All right, because we got, we don't take this seriously, right?
Somebody was shot.
This is very serious.
So she's like, okay, this is the second person to shame me for speaking out.
One of them was a mutual friend, too.
I'm no longer protecting his image by staying silent.
So she's talking about her ex Conrad.
Now, if you guys want to know why we're talking about this, this is not personal drama.
A friend of the show or an old friend, somebody who's quite popular was almost just murdered.
This is actually news.
Okay, this is news.
This is not drama.
So apparently she was in this relationship with this guy named Conrad.
And this guy said, you literally published just two weeks ago that you had broken up with your partner who you had been with for years.
Assume this is Conrad, the guy who just tried to kill them.
And accusing him of being an abuser.
And now you are with another guy.
Why don't you just assume that you just wanted to fuck another guy?
And that's why you broke up with the previous one.
Or just don't make your life public so no one will know that you are a bitch who was very sick in the head.
I'm so sorry for that new guy.
Okay, Ben.
So my understanding of the situation, can you move over that way?
You're like off the screen kind of the move, keep going a lot more, And perfect.
There you go.
All right, perfect.
The insane part about this that I'm getting from this is that there's this girl named Conrad.
She's with this.
I mean, this girl named Holly Pino.
And Holly Pino is with this guy named Conrad for 11 years.
He's an abuser.
And again, I'm going to take it at face value.
He probably is an abuser.
@australiantalk
Wait, her name is Holly Pino or Jalapino.
elijah schaffer
Holly Peno.
@australiantalk
Oh my goodness.
elijah schaffer
This is spicy.
This is a real spicy story.
So she's with this guy named Conrad.
He's an abuser.
And she breaks up with him after a few weeks, but she goes on the internet and shit talking him.
This is what I'm seeing, telling people he's an abuser and stuff, which by the way, if somebody's violent and trying to kill you and they're unhinged, advice.
Don't go on social media and shit talk them and back them into a corner.
That's my advice to any of you guys who know crazy, unhinged people, even if they sue you in federal courts and post about it on Twitter.
If people are mentally ill and deranged, ignore them because they will not stop with their mental illness and you need to ignore them.
Okay.
You need to ignore these people.
They're mentally ill.
@australiantalk
Well, he's crazy.
And she should have known, would this push him over the edge?
Not to say that she incited that response from him.
He would have been better served just to go and find a bridge and dive onto some pavement down below.
Probably feed it, do the job, no dramas.
But yeah, was she courting a dangerous person?
Well, yes.
Did she know it was going to send him postal?
Probably.
Was she doing it a little bit of fuck you?
Take this.
Now I'm going to name and shame you.
Well, of course.
Do we begrudge her for that?
No, we don't.
But nevertheless, hey, I'm going to do this to my boyfriend, cops.
He's going to go crazy.
You best be waiting out in the front of his house because he's going to hop in his pickup and he's coming over and he's going to shoot us up.
elijah schaffer
Well, the story just gets increasingly worse.
So like, I have to be so careful because my reaction to things that are really screwed up is to laugh, right?
Like somebody was sharing a story with me last night at dinner about how they had changed their life and they began it with the fact that they had committed domestic violence, beat the shit out of their life.
And I'm the only one at the table that started laughing because I have a sick mind and I don't think domestic violence is funny, but I just think it's funny that I'm in a relationship that you can get so pissed at somebody that you like shoot them.
It's not funny that they're shot.
It's not funny shooting them.
It blows my mind that people get so pent up inside that they actually kill each other because I'm not a violent person.
So it's just not, it's like, it seems like fantasy, right?
But a lot of people pointed out in this video, right?
A lot of the, a lot of the problems with this video, let me go back to this tab, is there's a couple things wrong here.
So number one, if you have a gun and you can shoot through a door, you shouldn't be having your girlfriend stand in front of a wooden door with glass while you're standing behind the brick.
You would want your girlfriend to get down on the floor and behind the brick would be the smartest solution.
And probably since he's banging on the door and it's easy to kick in, you would try to escape, get down from there to run because you have cornered yourself.
So to me, what I feel really bad for, considering that I know this person and I've known him pretty well, and I don't mind if he sees this, it reminds me, be prepared for shit to go down.
Because if somebody comes to your door with a gun, he shot through it, by the way, shot her leg, which we're going to talk about the response to that, is to have your girlfriend stand between you and the killer in front of a wood door.
This is the exact opposite of what you should do.
And I'm surprised that she didn't get killed because realistically, I know they say it's a shotgun.
I have no way to confirm he might have had other firearms.
If it'll go through the front door and the back door.
So this is the worst position to put a woman in at all, period.
@australiantalk
No chivalry there.
elijah schaffer
Well, I don't even give him shit on chivalry.
I mean, he's panicked because this isn't just like, oh, chivalry.
This is like somebody who has not prepared or thought about it.
@australiantalk
That's the whole deal.
When you don't have a plan, when shit like that goes down, people just scatter and they don't know what the hell to do because there's no tactic ready to respond.
You know, maybe they should have had something in place.
It's pretty hard to sit down, your girlfriend, and say, look, babe, let's just figure out some deal.
Okay.
And this is what we're going to do.
If a madman with a shotgun comes to our door and wants to execute the both of us, okay, just run that through with me now.
She'd be like, what the hell are you talking about?
But in this instance, perhaps she had a responsibility to tell him, look, my ex-boyfriend is a complete psycho and this might not go down too well.
He has a history of violence.
Maybe can we just do something?
But it's trying to hide behind that door when someone's pumping buckshot or whatever it is straight through the door.
And remember, Joe Biden said, all you need at home for self-defense is a shotgun.
So I'm guessing this aggravated shooter just took Joe Biden's advice as well and thought that was the only defensive firearm he needed.
Nevertheless, he used it in a bad way.
Man, when you jump out of a plane without a parachute, but you're like, cool, I'm covered.
I'm just taking a shopping bag with me.
Well, that's not going to help you out.
Just like standing behind a wooden door when someone's pumping rounds into it isn't going to help you.
elijah schaffer
Well, somebody asked him, this is ongoing.
So this story just continues to get worse and worse and worse.
And I want to talk to you about it because somebody's like, why didn't you do something?
Yeah, like, why don't you be like, hey, we got to jump off this thing or like, we got to help.
And he's like, I called the police and used my hoodie to wrap her wound as instructed by police, which is interesting.
And the only reason why I bring that up is because when you look at this, Hunter has a really interesting history of criticizing the police.
And once again, we always see this.
You know, this is back, you know, reform the fucking police system now.
You know, their budget should be spent more effectively.
Reallocate the funds to support more community policing, better training, and more emphasis on de-escalation rather than shooting first.
How many lefties will re over Biden boosting funding for police?
They never read past the headline, which makes it clear that Biden boosted funding to support communal policing and better, less violent training.
And of course, we'll talk about the next one in more totality, but it's always these people that are real critical of police on the internet when literal shit hits the fan and you start getting shot up or suddenly they change their tune.
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And I mean this is in a non-joking way, in a non-joking way.
You never know when your bitch is going to be crazy and her ex is going to try to kill you because like she's being shot, right?
And so you never know when you need gauze and stuff.
It's like wrap your shirt around it.
I've at least taken gunshot trauma class and stuff.
And I don't think that that's the way to treat a gunshot wound.
Maybe you pack it with gauze.
I don't know.
Depends on how deep it is.
Perhaps put tournikit on.
You never know what's happening.
She was shot cold-blooded.
We will show the picture, maybe.
Maybe we'll switch to Rumble early and show the picture.
But this story does get worse.
We were, what were you talking about?
We're talking about how Hunter Avalon explained.
We went, we switched from this, right?
I think let's go back to this.
I'm sorry.
It's a Friday, guys.
So this is a shit stream.
@australiantalk
So this was his failure to prepare, which was actually his preparation for failure.
unidentified
Yes.
@australiantalk
He had an opportunity to be a real hero.
That girl's dad, his girlfriend's dad, would have adored him for like being like, you saved my daughter's life.
You took out a bad guy.
Will you marry her right now?
Can I buy your brand new Corvette?
Can I give you 250 grand?
And she would have been like, he's my hero.
He saved my life.
He murdered my crazy psychotic ex-boyfriend.
He missed an opportunity there.
elijah schaffer
Oh, he did.
But I love what he says.
He called the police.
But like we said, his tweets are him consistently speaking out, right?
@australiantalk
He wanted to defund the cops.
And when you call the cops in that instance, who does he want?
Does he want a five foot nine Shaniqua to rock up and be like, what's the problem here?
Oh, white folk and then just roll away?
Or does he want a six foot five badass ex-Delta force rock up, kicking the door and take out a bad guy?
elijah schaffer
He wants a communal social worker.
@australiantalk
He wants a social worker.
elijah schaffer
He wants a social worker.
Where were the social workers when you're being shot at?
This is serious, but this is why we joke about it, but it's also serious, right?
Because then, like, I love how it's like, don't worry, we're getting communal policing.
We're going to get some community police officers.
And then it's like the next post is like, warning, graphic.
I'm still trying to process this.
And I'm most likely in shock as I write this.
But only a few hours ago, Holly's ex-boyfriend Conrad showed up at my apartment building with a shotgun.
He shot through my building door, injuring Holly's leg in the process.
I recorded the final moments in which we were hiding on the back porch.
You can hear him shoot at the police before ultimately taking his own life in my own fucking apartment hallway, still trying to process this.
Holly and I are physically okay, but mentally, this is going to do some serious damage.
Holly has been amazing and she's been incredibly brave and strong throughout this ordeal.
And because of this, what's so insane to me and what blows my mind.
Do you know who Preston Parra is?
@australiantalk
I do.
He dances a lot.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Preston Para wrote the most savage shit on the post I have probably ever seen.
Like, I don't, did he delete it?
Did he delete it?
unidentified
Oh, he probably deleted it.
elijah schaffer
All right.
This guy.
Let me see if we can find it here.
Oh, no.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Okay.
Here it is.
So this guy posts this video, right?
Of what happened.
He posts this.
Check this out.
unidentified
Are you recording?
Conrad has shot Holly in the leg.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't look wrapped in a t-shirt, does it?
unidentified
We don't know.
All I know is I got a call from my landlord that said he was trying to get into the building.
The suspect, sorry.
The suspect was trying to get into the building.
And then there was something shady about it.
We didn't know.
He had a gun under his coat.
And he had a gun under his coat when he came out.
elijah schaffer
And then when we walked, he's at the door.
He's at the door.
unidentified
Please come in.
Please come in.
Please hurry.
He's pounding for the door.
And he's shouting from front of the 13th that it's not black bonus from that one.
elijah schaffer
i think i hear them okay can i say this in every video that i watch Why does the woman go in a bad situation?
Shots fired.
Let me wail.
Let me make noise.
There's always, do you know, I've, no matter how many shooting videos I've seen on the internet, the woman's screams never helped it.
Someone starts to go.
unidentified
And you're like, dude, shut the fuck up, you bitch.
Shut up.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
This is a very scary situation.
Even as a man, it's still frightening.
You have the potential to be killed.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I don't need you freaking out.
And a woman that's out of control like that is not a good situation.
Now, you look at that.
And for me, I'm going, oh my gosh, thank God they're okay.
It's a good thing they didn't learn even a harder way that maybe you should own a firearm.
We're going to talk about our advice for Hunter after this.
But what does Preston Parra say to this?
Preston Parra says, bro is living in the slums.
unidentified
That's what he said.
He should remember being poor.
And it's like, it's like understandable.
elijah schaffer
That does look like a favela, right?
You got like the this.
I mean, I'm not talking like the caulking is gone.
And then like it's not finished.
The wood isn't finished.
And there's.
@australiantalk
Well, that's a cheap roof, bro.
That is a very cheap roof.
elijah schaffer
Well, the door is like just bullet holes.
Is that a bullet hole at the door?
I think it is, right?
You're standing in front of the bullet hole right there.
Dude, there's so much wrong.
@australiantalk
So, that's the bottom half of the door, which is wood, and the top half of the door is glass completely.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that is that's got to be shots because there's it was a buck shot, right?
@australiantalk
It was a shotgun, cheap option, bro.
Like, you can't even move into a house like that.
How does that afford you any security whatsoever?
Oh, I can see through it.
No, the bad guys can see directly in, and all they have to do is smash that.
And their hand is on the handle, and they can open it up and come straight on in.
elijah schaffer
You can still see, like the markings here on the wood, like it was never even stained, or like it's just like which I, which, by the way, I'm not knocking this, but this looks like a.
This looks like a third world country or something in terms of like.
@australiantalk
Looks like a share house stuck on top of another share house, stuck on a few more, going on with Hunt.
elijah schaffer
Like why is Hunt?
@australiantalk
This looks like a place when you're down on your luck, like a like they couldn't afford the thousand dollar per month townhouses.
elijah schaffer
No, no wait, i'm not.
I'm not money shaming.
Yeah, i'm saying this looks like a bad area.
This doesn't look like and I mean this genuinely this looks like government house or something, and i'm not talking smack.
But what happened?
Because last time I checked, I thought Hunter was a streamer and you, typically people on the internet have money.
They just don't have dignity and they don't have a lot of self-respect or happiness, but they still, like you, trade money right, everyone on the internet has a lot of money, but it's they have.
They have no uh, self-respect.
@australiantalk
That's pretty important, even if you think you can't afford it.
Well, do you know what?
You don't want to live in the crack attic slums somewhere.
So no, if it's going to run you an extra hundred a month, do you know what?
To move somewhere just perhaps fractionally safer, it's probably best to do so.
You know you're trading your life.
How much do you value your life?
Would an extra hundred dollars a month assist you in not getting shot up like that, not having such an easily accessible exterior and perimeter around your property?
Perhaps, come on man, like it's.
At some stage people have got to be aware of where they're living.
Yeah no, I uh, a tent in the bush would have been safer.
They just would have had to worry about bears it.
elijah schaffer
This whole thing gets worse though, by the way.
It just gets progressively worse.
@australiantalk
Hey, and did I hear eight caps popped as well?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think I I, I think that was them killing him.
But John Doyle?
What happened to John?
Where's John Doyle been?
That's a good question.
Where's John?
Who is uh, Jeopardy?
Who is John Dole?
Uh, where's John Dole?
@australiantalk
John Dole's on campus at an African, African-american university, again asking questions to try to incite people.
elijah schaffer
He's trying to do trying to incite black people to violence yeah, also known as just opening up a foot locker in an inner city uh, and asking people to pay.
Yeah, John Dole, what a legend he is.
He's what he's.
A I, what a legend, a legendary content creator.
Um, he says I am happy that my good friend Hunter Avalon now, that's snarky because him and I both know Hunter for many years, but I don't think Hunter would consider us good friends, John.
John, you should pop into the stream if you're around.
I don't know if you would, but you're around.
Uh and his girlfriend are safe.
Hopefully that he will listen to himself, beg the police to hurry as he lets his woman block the door from their estranged lover after having suffered a gunshot, and reform his anti-police positions, which he uses his platform to remote.
I trust he will also begin to promote stand your ground and castle laws and perhaps even purchase and train with a firearm fewer social workers, more good guys with a gun.
Yeah, so what I?
I look, I don't know if this is real hold up.
@australiantalk
So why did he say from their estranged lover?
Has mr Avaloni got something going on like destiny, where they well yeah so, so what?
elijah schaffer
The issue is so dude, I got to be really careful because I I i'm gonna stay out of the gossip side of this stuff.
I'll just stay by reflecting what's what's on their public profile ex-lover.
Okay, so this?
Because it's her ex-lover that's trying to kill them.
@australiantalk
He said their ex-lover.
elijah schaffer
Well, I think he's being snarky, because I think They're, I think they're all like, I like, I don't know, and I'm not saying this, but I know that, like, you go to her page and she says she's pansexual, right?
So, you see that right there?
Yeah, she's pansexual.
And look, I think Hunter had just gone through a divorce or something like that.
It's a horrible situation.
He's got kids.
I refuse to comment on that because that's not my shit.
She got out of a relationship.
I can see how this could work.
She's getting out of a long-term relationship.
He's getting out of a marriage.
I know how this shit works.
Other than that, I have no opinion on their personal lives and I don't want to comment on it.
@australiantalk
Fair enough.
elijah schaffer
But I will say, I mean, maybe he's, maybe he knows something.
Maybe they're bisexual and they have like love triangles.
@australiantalk
Polly Emery?
elijah schaffer
Well, it's just a love trial.
Maybe it's because it's just a love triangle.
Like there, he's using, maybe it's just like not the sex part, but it's like, because it's like an ex and him and it's a love triangle.
So he's saying there.
@australiantalk
Thank God.
So it was that Mr. Avaloni was asking the ex to lay some pipe on his missus and he was cucking in the corner.
No, you're so not good enough.
I'm taking over from here.
It was none of that.
John Doyle just got it wrong.
John, you got it wrong.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but John, I think John was being smart because John is a really smart guy.
Some say he might be one of the smartest.
Who knows?
It's possible.
I might agree with the critics on that.
But I will say that John is an intelligent guy and he knows.
I think he knows something that we don't know.
So that's why I wish he would pop into the stream and tell us what the hell he thinks he knows.
I do.
I could, I literally could.
Someone said, yeah, sorry, Elijah.
I wish the best for I why is someone saying that?
I wish the best for Hunter too.
So why is someone saying I'm sorry?
I'm not making fun of the situation.
I'm saying this is a good example of real life scenario when you go from white wing to left, you don't have guns in the house, you don't, you stop training in the masculine, you take a subversive, egalitarian, equal role, and then somebody comes to kill you.
A real deranged guy.
That's what real toxic masculinity is: is when you can't control your emotions and you try to kill a woman.
And when you're beating your woman as well, but so like that, that's real toxic masculinity.
Control, being able to kill your woman and not doing that is what real masculinity is.
Real masculinity is being a killer and not killing people.
It's always having the potential to murder, but not, and knowing that with and when you needed to use killing to end someone's life, it's for a good purpose, not because you're just angry and then you didn't take your SSRIs for a week.
@australiantalk
But did he know?
Did he know?
Hey, I can go over there and do this because I know Mr. Abaloney is just going to call a social worker on me.
I know he won't hit up the cops because he wants to.
elijah schaffer
Well, he probably knows they don't have guns because look at this.
Check this out.
I don't know why he didn't buy a gun.
I would have bought a gun immediately.
Holly Peno said a couple days ago, abuse always escalates once you leave.
I just found out that Conrad put air tags in my stuff to track my location.
This is not okay.
Feeling violated.
Bitch, call the police.
Why are you posting this on the internet?
This guy put tracking devices in your like, this is police level work.
@australiantalk
Red flags, red flags, red flags, right?
elijah schaffer
Well, this is scary.
I mean, I think, um, so like I've had, I've had her on the show too.
Okay, well, I'm actually not going to say this.
I don't want to cause her problems.
A guest, a guest I've had on the show, a pretty lady used to work in the adult industry, whatever.
And so she obviously has like some weird stalkers and stuff.
And she does have this crazy stalker that like maybe you would want to kill her.
And she was public about it.
And I remember, I remember sending her a message from the business account, like, hey, if somebody's stalking and trying to hurt you, please don't talk about it online because they usually like that.
They're trying to get attention or like some sort of something's going on.
You should go to the police.
You should work on it with the police because I just, for some reason, a lot of bad things keep happening to people I know.
And I just don't want anything bad to happen to you.
And the same I say to this, if you have a crazy ex-stalker, don't start making them look crazy online because sometimes you get the person that you paint to people.
Like if you tell, if you lie to everybody and tell people that somebody's a certain way, like they might get back cornered and then feel crazy and then snap and then try to prove to you, well, if they say that I am that way, so I'm going to ratchet it up now.
@australiantalk
I'm going to amplify what you accuse me of.
I'll show you.
You think I'm that?
No, I'm way worse.
You think I was going to bring an axe?
No, I'm going to bring a shotgun.
It's insane.
When this happens, why don't they contact your local police department?
File a criminal report.
Seek a court-enforced order, which would prevent the person or at least be served on a person to say if you come within 200 feet, et cetera, et cetera.
An apprehensive violence order, we call it in this country.
But instead, she tweets and says, look what I just found, shock horror.
Why would you be sharing your misery with the world anyway like that?
How is that the public's business?
unidentified
Dude, okay, so I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I don't know, but because I'm retarded, I just thought about this right now.
Everybody voted on Telegram whether to zoom in the cameras.
Can you see yourself on that screen zoomed in?
@australiantalk
I can a little bit.
elijah schaffer
Like this.
Can you see yourself zoomed in there?
@australiantalk
Yeah, I can now, my man.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Everyone said that it looked a lot better zoomed in instead of far, far out.
And now I agree because now that we're talking about this, I feel like I can actually like see your face here.
I can actually look down at it, which is great.
@australiantalk
If you make that full screen, that'll be good as well.
unidentified
This?
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I can't.
I'll figure it out.
I have, I've got to spend a couple of days on the studio over break because it's pretty shit.
I should just get you.
I should just get one of these over there.
@australiantalk
You've been so distracted with sex of late, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
It's been crazy.
No, Kez has the flu.
Ain't none of that happening when the girls have the flu.
Can I just ask you, I don't know if this is fake or not, but can we please just bring up this response from Jalapino?
@australiantalk
Hunter did everything right.
That must be just an online handle or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, for sure.
So Hunter did everything right.
I told him to run while I stood in between him and the shooter.
He tried to get me to run too, but I didn't.
I didn't want him to get shot, knowing Conrad was there primarily to hurt him.
And I got shot in the process.
We kept each other safe.
@australiantalk
She took a bullet for him.
elijah schaffer
Did she?
unidentified
Okay.
What?
What?
elijah schaffer
Okay, this is a shit stream because I'm not even trying to be serious presenter at all.
Little hats off.
Okay.
@australiantalk
That's equity right there.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
We need to research.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
We're just going full-on streamer mode right now.
We're not even like, we're not preparing stuff.
We're just going to go down a rabbit hole right now because I'm wanting to find this out.
Okay, so let's get out of this.
Let's go to Holly Pino's page.
Let's go here.
Let's just get into this.
unidentified
Damn it, man.
elijah schaffer
Let's go here.
No, we're doing this.
We're going into this.
Let's go into her replies.
Let's find this.
Where the hell is that from?
Let's see.
31 minutes ago, when did the person post this?
Let's just go full attack mode.
This is from user Soy1, not neo-progressive right-wing YouTuber.
Okay.
This was 12.36 p.m. our time.
So this was approximately, what, two hours and 10, two hours and nine minutes ago?
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So it's two hours, nine minutes ago.
And that was 31 minutes.
So it's about two hours and 40 minutes ago.
So we're looking at about noon, our time.
Okay, let's go.
So we're looking at noon R time.
This is how it works, guys.
This is how you've researched shit.
Here's how we go.
Two hours and 40 minutes.
unidentified
Damn.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so we have replies.
We have replies.
We got 11 minutes to go.
One minute to go.
She's active right now.
Holly, come on the stream.
I want to know what the hell happened.
I really do.
Please, we're glad you're safe.
@australiantalk
She's bleeding, man.
How long ago did this happen?
elijah schaffer
Like a couple hours ago.
@australiantalk
And she's tweeting all about it.
And she's like, this is what happened.
This is what I'm doing.
Why isn't she in the hospital getting treated?
elijah schaffer
Well, she apparently is fine.
So we're looking for two hours, 40 minutes ago, 43 minutes.
All right, we're getting down.
Where is it?
Okay.
Oh, here we have it.
All right.
We found it.
It's on her page.
This is real?
unidentified
What?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Holy fucking sh... I've never been...
elijah schaffer
I've never been just awestruck like this.
@australiantalk
I almost sped out my drink as well.
I showed you said that when I saw it.
It's outrageous.
elijah schaffer
I need water.
Oh, I'm not even joking.
I need water.
unidentified
These people.
@australiantalk
The thought process is just something unique.
elijah schaffer
This has to be a, this can't.
No, there's no way this is a troll.
After you get shot, you're not trolling people.
Like, if you're shot, you're not trolling people.
This is not a troll.
Guys, if you prefer streams like this, just raw and unfiltered and not so prepped and show-like, like it just come from network television.
@australiantalk
I'm reacting to this.
unidentified
Because what the fuck's this?
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
I told him to run.
Let me just zoom in.
unidentified
zoom in this shit let's just wait hold up let me get Let me get out of this.
Let's see.
elijah schaffer
You can probably see this better here.
Let's go.
@australiantalk
Can I read it?
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
Can you see that there?
@australiantalk
Yeah.
Can I read it?
elijah schaffer
Yes, go ahead, dude.
@australiantalk
Hunter did everything right.
I told him to run while I stood in between him and the shooter.
He tried to get me to run too, but I didn't.
I didn't want him to get shot.
elijah schaffer
Is that what it says?
@australiantalk
That's what it said before you dropped out.
I didn't want him to get shot.
elijah schaffer
Let me keep going.
@australiantalk
This is crazy.
So she's implementing a strategy here that says I have to protect my soy.
And he's like, yeah, bitch, you're right.
I've got to get the hell out of here.
And now she's saying this was the most effective thing because he didn't want to kill me.
He just wanted to kill you.
So next time my crazy ex comes by our house, girlfriends, what we do is to stop our crazy psycho ex from killing our new boyfriends is we get in the middle of them because he doesn't want to shoot us.
He just wants to shoot the new guy.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's right or die.
That is the most ride or die shit I've ever heard of.
@australiantalk
On the fly in real time under such duress.
I don't think.
elijah schaffer
Why is why is she what is why is she tweeting so much?
Dude, this is literally not something that I'm prepared to explain to myself.
I have no idea what any of this means.
However, I do want to bring up like, I'm sorry, just what?
Sorry.
I'm so confused.
So she got in between them to save his life.
This is not the correct behavior.
This is not correct.
Something is wrong with these people.
Something is very, wrong.
@australiantalk
I get it.
elijah schaffer
So she's like, run for your life.
@australiantalk
I'll save you.
elijah schaffer
I mean, we're giving them the attention that they're searching for, but it's only because I know these people like, what?
And then I read tweets like that, right?
You read things like this.
I'm going to read that one more time.
Hunter did everything right.
I told him to run while I stood in between him and the shooter.
He tried to get me to run too, but I didn't.
I didn't want him to get shot.
Dude, okay, Hunter, I can't believe this.
What is this?
Is this, what is this?
@australiantalk
We'll follow up.
elijah schaffer
I would kill myself if my wife.
I would kill myself if my wife posted this publicly.
Don't worry.
I got in the way of the shooter.
Like, I swear, I got shit for the Jack Murphy incident.
And I hope everybody knows eventually can just understand why.
I wasn't like, I don't, I, I didn't care because I had no idea what was going on.
People acted like I like let somebody, like I let my girlfriend get shot.
Like that's what I did.
When in reality, I'm just in a studio and have no idea what's going on.
@australiantalk
Well, Jeff overreacted.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but it doesn't matter.
This is somebody who literally just had their girlfriend offer her life as a human shield.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is like the next level of shit I've ever heard in my entire life.
And I'm just dumbfounded.
I'm not even going to say anything because because this is serious and they didn't die, I have nothing to say except for holy fucking shit.
Oh my gosh.
This is literally insane and more insane than the shooting.
I cannot believe this is our country.
And I cannot fucking believe this is people wrote this voluntarily.
I hope they're joking and I'm glad they're okay.
I'm going to just keep saying I'm glad they're okay.
I'm glad they're okay because by the looks of how this was handled, it was handled as bad as it possibly could besides, besides maybe them both just getting killed.
@australiantalk
Well, but she wanted him not to get shot, knowing Conrad was there primarily to hurt him.
So she got in the way.
She was the one that got shot.
That strategy was able to allow her to keep both of them safe.
Now, if Conrad wasn't there, if it was a crazy dude that was coming after a girl and she only had her child there, but the crazy dude wanted to kill her, would she have held up the child as a defensive shield and be like, well, he doesn't want to shoot the baby.
So he wants to shoot me.
So if I hold up the baby, perhaps he won't pull the trigger.
In that case, most maniacs are ready to go.
He was locked and loaded.
He was there and he talked himself through it as well.
He was going to be there.
And he's like, I'm going to go there.
I'm going to fucking kick down their door.
I'm going to smoke that motherfucker.
I'll show him.
These things are extremely volatile, Elijah.
But, you know, I'm sure the feminists are going to come out and say, she's brave.
Stunning and brave.
Stunning and brave, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she protected her man.
@australiantalk
Stunning and brave.
elijah schaffer
Shoot.
Well, that is interesting because I'm going to say, you really don't, you need to take care of your health and you need to make sure that you're actually being a man, that you're exercising, you're working out, and that you are regenerating.
One of the things that I want to talk to you guys about is the importance of being prepared for a situation when there's a shooter present.
I've already been in an active shooting situation with Kez.
I don't know if you know about this.
We've talked on the show.
We were in an active shooting situation in Arlington.
And what did I do?
I had her crouch down behind a concrete pillar and I went to talk to figure out what we were going to do.
And then I told him that we needed to exit out the back of the store and got him to open it up.
And he's like, but people were stealing shoes on the way out, which is my favorite part.
Arlington is everywhere.
There's an Arlington and everywhere.
This is in Texas as well.
But I do say, you know, my situation, like there was an active shooter.
I've been in active shooting situations multiple in my life.
So I did what I did.
I said, baby, get down.
And I had her get down and position herself.
unidentified
Behind a concrete pillar, not behind the garden door.
elijah schaffer
In the least visible objects.
unidentified
Not behind the window.
elijah schaffer
And then I had her duck with me down.
unidentified
I had her exit out the back of a store.
I did not.
elijah schaffer
It's a good thing that the good thing Kez was acting like a bitch that day because I might have said, hey, baby, here's what we're going to do.
You're going to stand between me and the shooter.
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Ben, okay, we're talking about not using your woman to be a human shield.
Didn't know we had to talk about this on the show today, but we do.
I text, I'll be honest.
So before anyone gives me shit for this, I text Hunter.
I literally sent him a very expensive text.
I sent him from my American number, which cost me money per text.
Like, do you know how much it costs me?
Like six bucks to send that text.
I'm not joking.
So I said $6 inflation.
@australiantalk
Which is yeah.
elijah schaffer
And dude, yeah, something's wrong.
I got to call ATT because they're like, your monthly bill is 327 US dollars.
I go, I don't know how that makes sense since I've only made two calls from it.
But anyway, the main part about this, I text him, made sure, asked me if he was okay and stuff.
I didn't invite him on the show.
I didn't try to exploit this.
I just think it's crazy.
But it gets worse.
Okay.
It just, it just increasingly gets worse, though.
So let's go back.
Let's just go back.
I just, I can't say anything about this.
@australiantalk
The story sounds like it should have come from Kazakhstan or one of the stands or something like that.
There seems that there should have been some cultural reasons for this taking place.
I didn't think it was because someone is particularly effeminate, believes in female penises, is an outspoken defunder police type of person, et cetera, et cetera.
The whole thing is just a mystery.
elijah schaffer
Well, what I think is crazy is that Conrad's dead and she's shit talking him right now on the internet.
Conrad, motherfucker, no wonder why he killed himself.
Okay.
I'm going to go to this.
I got a dude.
What in she's shit talking him actively.
@australiantalk
You've got a really good LA girl voice.
So when you read this, can you just read it as she would?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it'll just be my normal voice.
I think she knows she's a lefty though.
So she doesn't have a valley voice.
That's like that valley voice is a good idea.
Added a little bit of shrinking.
The valley voice girls aren't political and they're they like to shop.
Like the nice thing about valley girls is they still like a bit of a toxically masculine man because they want money.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So they're not really into like hunter avalanche.
They're not into betas.
Yeah.
Hot valley chicks are not into betas.
Even though they say they are in a group setting, you always look at who they date.
It's always these rich assholes, you know?
Best, best, best way to live.
@australiantalk
Shout out.
elijah schaffer
She goes, I did not cheat on Conrad.
I want to remind you, Conrad is dead.
Okay, so we're talking about a dead guy.
@australiantalk
Don't speak ill of the dead, Holly Pignet.
elijah schaffer
I did not cheat on Conrad.
I left him over a month ago, but that still wouldn't have justified what he did.
A lot of you are very sick in the head for trying to justify.
So what I want to know, though, and I'm going to ask a really fucked up question in a second, but I want to read what she said.
She's reposting this today.
I am going through a lot right now.
I haven't been saying anything, but I feel like I need to, in order to heal, Conrad and I are splitting up after 11 years.
I hit a lot of abuse throughout that time and made excuses for him.
But I feel strong enough now to break free from that cycle.
I love y'all and I am excited to continue to stream in a place.
Okay, so maybe he is abusive, but she also accused him of a crime on the internet.
So I would say this.
They're saying not justify this, but if you're on the internet calling someone an abuser that's mentally unwell, I do want, I'd never, they go, are you victim blaming?
The answer is yes.
Yeah, I'm victim blaming.
And we've got to bring that back in terms of like, there is this sick side.
I'm not saying she did this.
I want to clarify this.
And I'm not saying I'm blaming her as a victim, but I'm going to victim blame here for a second.
@australiantalk
Because 11 years is crazy.
That's all of elementary school and pretty much all of high school.
elijah schaffer
They're a couple years younger than me.
So that's like 18 to 28 or whatever.
@australiantalk
11 years, bro.
elijah schaffer
But she's, but what I'm saying is there's this victim blaming where it's like when you cheat on purpose so that the person will break up with you because you don't know how to break up.
Or like someone will be like, your mom's a fucking cunt.
And then they get punched.
And it's like, oh my God, she just punched me.
And then it's like, it's like stoking issues, right?
So there is this idea of like, yes, are you a victim of getting punched in the face?
Yes.
Are you a victim?
And you got broken up with, but it's like called kind of trying to control the narrative, right?
So you come out and you go like, well, I'm going to, I'm going to force the hand.
Okay.
So you said this guy's a domestic abuser, domestic violent.
He owns guns.
I've looked into this whole backstory here.
I've done it.
I've valley girled it.
And well, because by the way, because again, it's not gossip.
This is an attempted murder and a public, it's a public crime issue.
This is true crime.
This is a true crime podcast, actually.
So you go on the internet and then he's dead and you're still shit talking him.
Okay, I think there's more to the story.
That's all I want to say.
There's got to be more to the story.
You don't just go try to kill people unless you got like he's insane for doing this.
@australiantalk
100%.
elijah schaffer
But he's dead and she's shit talking him.
She seems insane too.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't want Brownie points after the fact.
Like if anything, you say, thank goodness he is now dead.
I will no longer have to suffer the abuse that he put me through ever again.
But at the end of the day, man, like, how can you be with someone for 11 years?
Now, I know some people say, well, it's Stockholm syndrome, but she's a young lady.
All she needs to do is put a post online and say, hey, guys, I want to move to Miami.
I just need to be put up.
I'm willing to share a bed.
Does anyone want to fly me out like tonight?
I want to cross state lines and I don't want Kyle's mom to drive me because I haven't got an AR-15 to bring.
But maybe when I get there, can you do that?
And why didn't she even just extricate herself to the hood and shack up with Tyrone?
Would the boyfriend have come and tried to kick in the front door of Tyrone if she lived in the hood?
elijah schaffer
That's a very, very, very important question that I'm still trying to answer myself because we're going to have to switch topics in a second because I've gone way too long and autistic about this topic.
But it's just fascinating to me, right?
It is fascinating.
Plus, it's a Friday and we've got a shout out to Robo.
Shout out to Rumble.
So far, I'm considering dedicating Friday to shit streams.
Just like, there's no, it's just, we just going.
We're just going for it.
Like, I think we decided on this topic like a sum total of 15 minutes before we went on air and put the thumbnail because I feel like Fridays are a time when everyone's just chilling and drinking and hanging out.
But the cops killed him.
Moral of the story, if you're going to criticize the cops, own a fucking gun.
I am not joking to you.
I wish I was in that situation because I would have killed a bitch.
You know what I mean?
And not the girl.
I mean, like the guy.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, dude, like, I've pulled, I've had to pull my gun one time on one person and it was warranted.
Secondly, I carry a gun with me most places in the United States.
I always have a gun in a very accessible place all the time.
Out here is different.
Obviously i'm not a citizen or resident.
I can't own a gun here.
A lot of people do own guns.
Most people i've met here do have guns, but you can't really carry them with you everywhere.
So there's a bit of a different case.
But there's also got a ton of gun violence, especially in this area.
Uh, Aboriginals may hit you with a stick or a bottle, but not likely to chuck a spear.
@australiantalk
Chuck a spear they might spear.
You have to dodge those spears.
But he, he was actually.
He had the opportunity Elijah, to claim an early christmas present and he didn't do it.
He could have had 50 clip magazine or 50 round magazine and just full autoed him up and just made him swiss cheese.
You know there's a lot of satisfaction in extinguishing a bad dude who's trying to slaughter you and the one you love.
In that instance and I think it would have been self-defense, I think maybe he would have got off and hey man, stop twitching.
Even though the dude was only twitching because he was dead and his body was shaking, so he could have pumped another full magazine into him as well.
He'll, he might not get another opportunity again to squeeze the trigger and murder someone like that.
Murder a bad guy you know.
Become a hero instead.
At some stage you know she's going to say to him, don't you dare speak to me like that.
Don't you remember the time I saved your life?
Don't you remember that time when I put myself between you and the gunman?
You owe me this.
Hey, I want this.
No babe, you can't have it.
But don't you remember the time when I did this?
Why are you always talking back to me?
Don't you remember the time I saved your life?
Get up and get me some ice cream.
No babe, but don't you remember the time I saved your life?
I'm giving you an opportunity to give me things now.
So at some stage she's going to throw that back in his face.
You best believe.
They never forget and she'll remind him of it often.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I also just sent her an invite to the show.
So I just sent her a link in the DMS and I just invited her on to ask her to tell us what happened because uh, people are saying that it's fake, because there's no news stories about it, but also it's like a minor shooting of like a domestic violence situation.
I don't think there'd be news on domestic violence.
I don't think there'd be a news story in the Us on domestic depends what color the perpetrator was.
@australiantalk
There there'd ordinarily be some suppression.
If the shooter is not of a particular genetic makeup, that that is when it is suppressed.
elijah schaffer
And if it's the opposite of that, all right, hold up, Mike just sent in producer the producer or remote producer just sent us in something.
All right, we're gonna get autistic about this.
Here we go.
I want to know what's going on and I hope, I hope uh, she joins to tell us because I don't know what happened.
All right, someone named Fentanyl Blow Dart says the backstory on the Hunter Avalon happening, Conrad the shooter and Howley Holy were together for 11 years.
They have open relationship.
Oh, they were in a polycule.
@australiantalk
A polycule, how's that different than a polyam?
elijah schaffer
I think a polycule would be like they don't live together, like polyamorous would be.
Maybe you Together, and maybe you're bisexual, but I think maybe an apology.
@australiantalk
That would be cool.
elijah schaffer
What's a polycule chat?
What is a polycule?
That's a good question, chat.
I don't know what that is, actually.
unidentified
I don't know what a polycule is.
@australiantalk
There was something going on there because remember, we were talking about the housing setup, and it looked like there were various apartments stacked on top of each other.
Maybe it was like Mondays, my boyfriend's here, Tuesdays, my boyfriend's there, Wednesdays.
I'm going here, or vice versa.
Uh, Friday nights, we all meet up for dinner in the kitchen of this residence, and that's fine.
Sunday afternoon, it's a free-for-all orgy Saturday night.
It's a stock standard.
Hey, carry on.
elijah schaffer
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
Guns and orgies.
Let's do it, right?
It's a Friday night.
But bringing this up.
So apparently, an apolycule.
I don't know what that is.
@australiantalk
Swing is.
elijah schaffer
She definitely saw him.
Oh, someone in the chat says she definitely saw him shortly before this because he got air tags into her bags, right?
But a polycule means lots of people mixed together.
Okay.
Both mentally ill made content about being mentally ill coupled, destigmatizing mental illness, TikToks, and Twitch streams.
Okay, so I'm correct.
I said everybody seems to be like fucked up in this situation, right?
So I don't know what's going on.
I sent her an invite because if we want to correct the record here, we're totally fine with that.
Hunter Avalon joins their creator, Polycule.
So is this like, is this, is this a bisexual thing?
It's an LGBTQ thing, or is this just a like a sharing thing?
@australiantalk
She wouldn't have got shot if she was living with Sneeko.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but everyone's just saying multiple debauchery.
I'm saying, is it?
Are they in a, is this a sexual relationship between Hunter and Conrad, Conrad and Holly, and Hunter and Holly?
Or is this just like Hunter shares her and bangs her?
And then Conrad.
I don't know.
I can't keep up with this fetish shit.
I haven't been able to keep up with it for years, but I'm still trying to.
But I'm like, is this gay shit or is this just weird, straight shit?
Or is this just like I can't figure out what's going on anymore?
@australiantalk
There used to be a game past the parcel.
So you'd have presents and you'd all send in a circle and this one would get past to the next one, so on and so forth.
These people have evolved past the parcel and now it's just here, take her pussy and pass the pussy on.
And when it circles back around to me, that's fine.
I'll take care of that.
These people are mentally ill.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so this is like a bit of a cucking then.
I guess a polycule is slightly this is not like wife swapping or something.
@australiantalk
Everybody in there is sugar tits, that's for sure.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm just like, for the sake of this show, I try to make sure I understand the terms of shit.
And it's really retarded because like I'm not very fun at like cocktail party.
It's like, oh, what have you been doing?
I wonder what a polycule is.
Did you know polycule isn't gay, but it's cuckery, which in of itself makes you gay?
@australiantalk
You're not neurodiverse enough, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
But not same-sex homosexuality gay.
The kind of gay where even if you're straight, it's like, dude, shut up, gay guy.
But then at the same time, it's straight.
Polycules.
You're having straight sex, but you're getting cocked.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But at the same time, you're not getting cucked because she's not really your girl.
She's a shared girl.
@australiantalk
Pegging is not optional in polycule.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'm just lost now.
I don't even know what a polycule is.
I have no idea what a polycule is.
Can we just say, whatever a polycule is, don't get into one.
@australiantalk
I heard it's a group of degenerates.
elijah schaffer
So Hunter Avalon joins their creator Polycule.
Holly leaves Conrad all together for Hunter, then starts calling Conrad an abuser online for two months, airing dirty laundry, putting him on blast and canceling him.
Hunter Avalon calls out Conrad saying, I'll debate you.
Sends his fans to harass Conrad into accepting his debate stream.
Conrad puts air tags on Holly's stuff together and Hunter's location, planning to murder Hunter, but shooting Holly in her leg instead.
Conrad shoots himself the end.
Open relationships take another L this week.
Who is this?
oh so this is conrad okay they're gonna take this down we've we oh it's already protected they've already taken it down that was him oh no so that's conrad he's dead he looks like a barber i am i am so i'm too invested in this story now Should we stop chat and move on or should we just go deeper?
Because I'm about to make some phone calls.
Like, this is how deep we're getting.
I know this is retarded and this is a shit stream and there's no function to this.
@australiantalk
I know too much about these people's lives.
I don't even know who these people are.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm feeling like we need to go into this, right?
Like it's at the point now where we are needing to go further and further and further.
@australiantalk
Jack Murphy is the expert on breaking down how these things happen.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Yeah.
I just need to know this real fast.
Here's what we need to know.
Here's what you know.
I need to know one thing about this.
Rad Conrad, can you guys please look up his previous messages and send them to me?
And also know, beautiful people.
What do people say?
I wish we could have lunch with you too.
Not a world I'd like to be involved in.
That's all I got to say.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Moving along, moving along.
We've got to move along to another topic because that's just too much going on there.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Speaking of other shit that we've got to discuss.
@australiantalk
He wouldn't have been so enthralled with her if she just had a good breast production.
elijah schaffer
Well, let's talk about false flags that are coming up.
This is pretty crazy.
And I don't see a lot of people talking about this.
John Lafayette, he is a goldman.
He's, I don't know what he does.
He's just an author.
@australiantalk
He's gone on contracts with Goldman Sachs.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Well, basically what he said is that someone tried to burn down MLK Jr.'s birth home last night.
They were spotted by tourists and detained until the cops arrived and arrested her.
A black woman, another fake hate crime.
So here's they, they caught this woman trying to burn down MLK Jr.'s birth home, which would be a, which, which would, you know, just be one less communist histories, you know, to keep track of.
@australiantalk
Self-perpetuated hate crime.
elijah schaffer
Watch.
So she's in like all black trying to burn it down.
They stopped her, but Mike Cernovich brought up an important point on this where he said the amount of false flags and shit like this that's not going to get caught on camera is going to be insane going into 2024.
Like you're going to see psyops and gaslighting like you've never seen.
Like they'll like burn down.
Like why would anyone burn down MLK Jr.'s home?
I don't know, but they're going to see what they can do.
And they were doing this on the anniversary of George Floyd.
@australiantalk
Like people who leave banana peels in certain campuses and take a picture and say this is actually a racial incident, but it turns out there was CCTV and it reveals that the person who was making the report and was most offended by it, they actually place a banana peel there themselves and they were of a particular heritage.
And similarly, you saw people who are often prone to wearing little hats on the back of their heads.
They're busted, spray painting swastikas on their own business, et cetera, et cetera.
elijah schaffer
Well, and they were trying, well, what it was is they wanted to run with the narrative that it was attempted by white supremacists, which in that case, well, who knows?
@australiantalk
Panthers providing 24-7 security there anyway.
elijah schaffer
Well, watch this.
Can I zoom out of this?
Let me see if I can.
If I zoom out, does this make it bigger?
@australiantalk
And like, what type of crazy, like, they'd have to be absolutely crazy, a white person to go and burn down Martin Luther King's house.
Like, that's just stupid.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so this is who it was.
26-year-old woman arrested for attempted arson.
Lanisha?
unidentified
Yeah.
Lanaisha.
elijah schaffer
All right.
You start calling me Lanaisha, right?
You guys should just start calling me that instead of Elisha.
Lanijah.
Can somebody, if you want to call me Lanijah, that's completely fine because that's how black people spell.
Like, how's your name spelled?
unidentified
L-A-N Eisha.
elijah schaffer
Sean Trace.
Lanaisha Shantrace.
Henderson, 26, attempted to burn down the historic birth home of Martin Luther King Jr.
The event occurred on a Thursday evening when Henderson was observed pouring gasoline.
On the property's front porch and bushes, witnesses, including the tourists visiting the site and two off-duty police officers from New York, intervened swiftly.
They prevented her from igniting the fire, and she was subsequently taken into custody, charged with second-degree criminal attempt to commit arson and interference with government property.
The King Center, reflecting on the gravity of the situation, expressed gratitude.
I don't give a shit.
Anyway, apparently she was in the U.S. Army.
But I just know that in 2024, it's going to be insane the kind of things they're going to try with us.
You will not know what they're going to try, but don't put anything past them, including, did you, we talked about it without, I talked about Alex Jones.
If you guys haven't seen my interview with Alex Jones, check it out.
There's a half of it is available on Rumble.
So if you're watching on Rumble, you can watch it right now.
And if you're watching this on Rumble, hit the like button.
Make sure you hit the like button.
If you hit the like button, it will grow your penis size.
You don't need a pump.
You just need to pump up the like button.
@australiantalk
Become a growing shower.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, grow the like button.
Hit the follow button.
But she, I'm just saying, you know, to watch on there, you can watch the full at censored.tv.
You can see this.
You can watch the full Alex Jones interview.
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We'll talk about that at the end.
Starting next week as well, we have a new way to integrate super chats into the show, which is going to be really awesome.
So we have a whole segment where we just take questions and answers and things.
And so I'm really excited about that.
We finally got that working.
And so that should be integrated next week.
And I'm very happy since we are demonetized almost everywhere.
And apparently it's hard to send Rumble rants.
But also, I wanted to talk about this.
Good news for creators.
Good news for creators.
So I've talked a lot about how this website, I would like to use it more.
The fact that the only people who seem to really do well on this website are people who either A, put OnlyFans girls in their videos or B, have deals with Rumble and nobody else really does that well, right?
You either have to assign deals so they promote you because they don't have correct algorithms or search.
But I've always said I still believe in the company.
Now, one of the reasons why I believe in them is I don't know why he does, but he's amazing.
Chris Pavlovsky does follow me on Twitter.
He's amazing CEO.
He's doing a good job.
But he posted something today that I thought was pretty cool.
Very soon, pre-rolls are going to help creators monetize in the app.
So they're actually expanding their ad campaign.
Gonna have pre-rolls on there, which means they'll probably start paid subscriptions like YouTube as well, which will help boost revenue in the company and therefore payouts.
But it looks like they're trying to create a parallel economy.
And while everyone's being canceled, they're trying to increase the payouts for creators because I'm going to tell you, I've been clear, we make about 300, 150 to 300 bucks a month on Rumble.
And that's with a like not an, that's a decent amount of brilliant opportunity.
@australiantalk
They have to just offer that service and then you're going to have anyone that's demonetized just come straight to Rumble.
And there's plenty of people that are massive that have been demonetized, including slightly offensive Elijah Schaefer, your favorite trans activist black woman.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, literally the case.
But I thought that was pretty cool.
And that's just a brief, a brief story.
We also have some other stuff we're going to talk about too.
9mm SMG.
I don't know if you know this account.
It's a good account on Twitter.
And he was reminding us what they took from us, right?
Like how far things have fallen.
This is insane.
This is a commercial for a meal.
Let's go ahead and let's watch this.
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Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so things have, this has gotten really bad.
@australiantalk
That's $6 a value for only $5.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but I saw this and I'm like, I can't be the only person out there who feels like no matter how much more money you make, you're still getting poorer every day.
So I ended up actually putting out a tweet or a poll on X asking people this very question.
And it was only about four hours ago.
So we only have about 1,500 votes, but we'll still look at it today because I want to talk about this.
You know, I have said that no matter how much more money you make each year, you're still getting poor.
Like you can afford less.
You can't live a great life.
Who agrees?
So out of 1,500 people, 77.4% said true, 6% said false, 2% are well off.
That's kind of in line with reality.
I have too much money.
And 13.8% said I was already poor.
So that's fine.
But three out of four people are saying that they're seeing that no matter how much money they make, they're still not doing well.
Now, I'm going to sound like an absolute prick right here.
@australiantalk
Years of living combined with inflation means you're going downhill.
elijah schaffer
But I want to ask the audience this.
I want to ask the SOBs in the chat.
Okay.
This is going to be very serious.
And I don't want, please don't just throw out a stupid number.
I need you to put your thought process into this.
Here's the criteria.
Because I ask this every couple of months and the number keeps going up.
And I love this.
You want to have a good life.
You want to live a middle-class family.
You want to own one car fully paid off, a new car within five years.
It could be used, but a new car, less than five years.
It's a nice car, right?
It's got to have Bluetooth and maps and shit.
unidentified
What?
@australiantalk
Between 50 and 100?
elijah schaffer
Well, U.S. is different prices, but I'm just saying.
So just whatever you're thinking in your mind to have a new car that's nice, that fits everybody.
Okay.
One minor alternate form of transportation.
So we're talking about maybe using Ubers every month, you know, a couple hundred bucks, whatever.
So transportation.
Plus, think of it for work paying for a flight every month.
So that's transportation.
Home, you just own a three-bedroom, two-bathroom home in a good part, in a good neighborhood for the kids around a good school.
Okay.
And your mortgage is less than 30%, is less than 30% of your income.
And number three, your wife doesn't have to look at the prices at the grocery store.
She just buys what she needs and doesn't have to ask you for a budget.
She just can get whatever your kids and your family needs.
Okay.
And you have, we'll just even say in the modern day, two kids.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You have two kids.
@australiantalk
How old are they?
elijah schaffer
It doesn't matter.
@australiantalk
Do they need Jordan?
elijah schaffer
So you have transportation, you own it.
You own your home and it's only 30% of your income.
And you're in a good neighborhood.
This is going to differ from state to state.
And you have two kids and you can pay for whatever you want comfortably.
Plus, might even throw in there a decent vacation once or twice a year.
How much, and your wife stays home, I want to say, how much do you need to make on a single income USD?
How much do you need to make on a single income USD to make that happen?
Like, what is that?
How much is that income?
I'd like to know.
Let me know in the chat what that income is.
@australiantalk
Because you're meant to be saving some money as well, right?
You're able to save money at the end of every week because.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but that's the vacation.
That's the vacation, right?
@australiantalk
It doesn't eat up your entire paycheck.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So that's.
@australiantalk
Can the wife get her hair done once a month?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, it's she doesn't need to ask whatever she needs to do, whatever she needs to do.
Yep, whatever she needs to do, we're all good.
Is Barry?
Someone said hello, Bering.
What was Bering in the chat?
That'd be cool.
I don't know if Bering was in the chat, but Bering is awesome.
Someone said that Bering's whatever.
I won't see.
Okay, so we're getting pretty much answers averaging 250K, some as low as 120K.
Yeah, um, that must be Nebraska, yeah, but we're looking at like 210 to 310 is what we're looking at.
Yeah, if we're looking at 210,000, 310,000 or somewhere, yeah, for yeah, if you're if you're in no Austin might be, yeah, you're fine.
Austin's fine, but if you have four kids, you might people have no idea how expensive Austin is.
If you live close to the city, you know, your mortgage is like 10,000 crazy health insurance running.
Well, yeah, because then your mortgage is 10 grand.
If you're in Austin, you're living in a decent part.
Your mortgage is like six to ten grand a month, right?
So that's that's 30% of your income.
Yeah, then you're you know, you're making 30, 40 grand.
@australiantalk
But your tax man's taking a bunch as well, right?
elijah schaffer
Correct.
That's what so like 30k is 15k after taxes.
Yeah, so it's like when people say you need 20k a month, then it's like, okay, so you need to making 400 grand a year.
I'm not, I'm just saying how bad it is, right?
That's so fucked because nobody makes that much money unless you're an entrepreneur.
@australiantalk
How many Mexican gardeners do you need to pay a salary of 400 grand?
elijah schaffer
How many of those?
Oh, dude, they charge like 250 a month or something.
Or maybe I got even got ripped off.
@australiantalk
You could get an army of Mexican gardeners for 400 grand.
They could look after Mar-a-Lago.
elijah schaffer
Someone said make $1,400 a monthly.
Oh, okay.
Look, and by the way, I know you could live on much less.
I brought up, obviously, that's a very comfortable, that's more of what a middle-class lifestyle has traditionally been described as in previous time.
That's what it's been described as.
And you see, I don't say a big house because back then they did own moderate-sized homes.
Homes have gotten too big.
Homes have gotten too big.
And I mean that genuinely.
I mean that theater.
@australiantalk
We call them McMansions here.
It's like the middle class all of a sudden decided they didn't need four bedroom, two bathroom, two car garage.
They needed six bedroom, four car garage, five bathrooms, and maybe a swimming pool in the back and a trampoline in the front, which is all sunk.
Oh, and they needed landscaping done and they had paved everything and they needed rendered done and they needed a home theater room, etc. etc.
So the floor plan of the house pretty much doubled because people thought that's what you needed.
Now, that's a little bit of exuberance.
You don't need quite that much, but to be comfortable because you need a big enough place that you can stay far enough from the wife not to drive her crazy.
And the kids can stay far enough away to bloody be out of your hair and not running riot in front of you every single day, but you still want them all under the same roof.
So you're talking about something that's just moderate, Elijah, something that's comfortable and moderate, and that was enough.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what it means is you're not worried about money.
And when you're not worried about money, I would say too, I would say we're definitely talking about in every place over 175.
And I would say realistically, depending on what city you're in, let's discount Iowa and some of those states that have more affordable living.
If you're in any Western country and you're on the coastal, you're near the coast, which is most Western countries or near the border, Canada, New Zealand, or whatever in the U.S., you probably definitely, I would say, $225 is your minimum.
Like $225 is your minimum.
@australiantalk
And it's a big gap because if you could still go to that restaurant and get yourself a $2.99 steak, bro, you wouldn't need like you'd be rolling on $75K.
elijah schaffer
Well, and that's the point is that, is that by my point?
And the reason why I'm saying that is, dude, I'm not, I'm not being out of touch.
I'm not being out of touch.
I'm saying I know none of you guys make that much, not none of you guys.
Statistically, only 10% make around that kind of money of people watching the show.
@australiantalk
Most people aren't software engineers.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
And I know that.
And so I'm not rich or poor shaming in terms of like, oh, yeah, well, you really want to do this.
I'm saying, how fucked is that?
That wages didn't rise with inflation.
@australiantalk
Because all you needed previously was a full-time job.
And if you had a full-time job, you were able to sustain a family, pay for a house, save some money for a vacation, have a car in the driveway, be able to purchase a new car once every five years, perhaps.
You're able to save for your children's college fund.
The wife didn't have to worry what she was going to buy at the grocery store.
She didn't have to go without when the electricity came in or the utility came in.
You were able to afford it.
That was cool.
And that was on a single income from an American man who worked a blue collar job.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
And I was going to say, like, obviously, I would say in general, like a lot of people make smarter decisions.
Like, I would say, like, even right now, like, could I afford a much nicer car than I drive?
Yeah, but that's also ridiculous because I don't even know how long I'm going to be here.
And also, I've, I've, I don't believe in the trap of just because you have money that you should spend it, right?
Like, it's like, you shouldn't just spend your money.
You should invest your money.
But I do think people today live outside their means dramatically.
Like dramatically, they live at their means or and they always have a lot of credit card debt.
I fell into that trap once and I ended up accumulating like $30,000 of the credit card debt, but I paid it off and I don't have any consumer debt anymore.
I do have some student loans.
But you know what?
That's so fucked up my student loans.
I have about 74,000 left now.
Last time you checked in, I had about 90,000.
@australiantalk
That's extraordinary.
elijah schaffer
I think I had like 100.
I don't even know what it was.
It might have been $180,000 because my parents enrolled me in this private school and told me to take out loans.
And I did.
Actually, my dad did.
And that was one of the most hate.
I never can understand that.
@australiantalk
Is Joe Biden going to forgive your student loans?
elijah schaffer
No, they are private student loans.
So I've paid off like 100 grand in the last several years.
And that's the last like five years or whatever.
I've been able, I paid that up down.
But I mean, dude, that really does hurt your end goal.
When you're like spending 100 grand in five years on like, that could have been a down payment on or a half of a down payment on.
@australiantalk
That's a thousand bucks a week for two years solid.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Anytime I've gotten like a bonus or landed a new brand deal or something, I paid, I just pay off my loans.
@australiantalk
You've got to be paying for everything in a lifestyle.
And on top of that, you've got to literally be paying $1,000 a week for two years solid to pay back 100 Gs.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But like God was good.
And then I think when I re-signed up my own network, they gave me this big bonus and I just like paid off a bunch of shit.
But so I did get that under control.
I don't, I don't have any consumer debt anything.
@australiantalk
But a regular person, how the hell?
elijah schaffer
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@australiantalk
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unidentified
Did you purchase a policy for me?
elijah schaffer
All right, we're going to look at some other things here in a second.
I just want to get to the chat here.
If you guys want to, you can always send in your questions or your chats directly on rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
And that's absolutely amazing.
Someone said, so that's absolutely insane.
By the way, the college I went to was private and it was like $52,000 or $55,000 per year.
And the grad school too was like somewhere of $50,000 or $60,000.
@australiantalk
You went to a $52,000 a year college.
Then you went to a grad school all to end up streaming a podcast in a street.
elijah schaffer
At least I still haven't showed my pussy on OnlyFans.
And that's honestly true.
It could be worse.
Like I could have ended up just being like an OnlyFans model.
And like I see girls like that.
There's like this, this, I watched this interview with this one girl who was a lawyer.
And it's like, you went to law school just to sell your pussy for $2.99.
Base.
No, I have no idea what that means.
It's like, that's disgusting.
@australiantalk
I think when they hit the wall, they're going to be able to then go and be a lawyer.
But it's like, no one is going to want you because of the reputation you've earned by doing all of this out there stuff, all this very explicit stuff.
How many can fit inside me?
How many will I do?
Etc.
And then they think that they're literally going to go to a prestigious law firm and they're going to become a partner.
It ain't going to happen, ladies.
It ain't going to happen.
They think, oh, yeah, I can do this.
I can maximize it because I want to get around.
And then once I hit the wall, I'll go and practice my profession.
unidentified
That's not the way it works.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what someone said there, but I'm happy with it.
I think we're going to do one more story here on YouTube and then we're going to cut over and we're going to finish the rest of the shit stream.
We are only an hour and 20 minutes deep, which is really insane to me because it feels like we've been going longer today.
But we have, I hope you're ready, Ben, because we've got a lot more in store to cover.
Believe it or not, I want to talk about another story here, which is black people.
Well, actually, let's save that for Rumble.
I'd like to bring up this video because I have a few, I have a few videos here.
There's a video of the guy from the books like looks like Will Farrell or something.
Yeah, yeah, that's what his name is.
Thank you.
Will Farrell.
@australiantalk
It is Will Farrell.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He gave this speech at some gay shit.
And he had this speech to give.
And like, can I just say, I wish that actors would just shut up.
Because it's like, dude, they're just their politics are so inundated because I don't even know what they have to do to get pussy, but it looks like you have to cuck out a little bit, you know, or eat a baby or something.
I haven't decided yet which one of those is true.
@australiantalk
Satisfy Disney.
elijah schaffer
I think I'd rather eat a baby than be a cuck.
But then I'm satanic.
Now I'm a satanic baby eater.
Ooh, that's not good.
I take that back.
I don't, I choose neither.
I just won't join Hollywood.
unidentified
If it you have to choose it to be satanic, baby or drink the adrenochrome.
elijah schaffer
Baby eater or cuck.
unidentified
Ooh.
elijah schaffer
Sounds like Tom Cruise.
I'm Tom Cruise.
@australiantalk
Tom Cruise is in the closet.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's a baby.
I don't know.
He is, right?
Oh, yeah.
All right.
I'm getting so sidetracked.
But Will Farrell had this gay ass speech to talk about.
Listen to this.
unidentified
Forget about the entertainment world.
Isn't it just time?
Isn't it just time for women to run the planet?
I mean, I'm not just trying to placate you, I swear.
But I don't know what else to do because we men, we've been running the show since what, 10,000 BC, something like that.
And we're not doing so good.
So please.
Can you guys just take over?
@australiantalk
He called the girls guys.
He said, you know, run the planet, but can you guys just take over?
All the radical lesbians are like, yes, that's us.
I'm a guy.
All the women identifying as men will say it.
And another crazy thing, how he's like, listen, can't you women just start running the planet?
Doesn't he realize the first thing boys do is we run out of the, we run out of our mothers and we try to stay as far away from women for a point in time in our lives.
And then once we start realizing that girls aren't all bad and we're like 14, 15, 16, yeah, we want to get closer to them.
unidentified
Well, we also have, by the way, I was going to say, he's trying to appease women.
@australiantalk
He's trying to say, yes, I'm your guy.
I'm your champion.
Hey, Will, don't take the next role in a film.
Say, no, I know you've written this for a man.
I know you've written this for me and my mate to do a comedy movie for another man to be the two co-leads in this film.
Now, as a matter of fact, I don't want this $12 million.
unidentified
I want women to act in this film.
@australiantalk
Every opportunity that's afforded to him, is he now going to give it to a woman?
Because after all, they should be running stuff.
elijah schaffer
You know, especially childless women or some of the most unreliable people.
I don't, the only experience I have of women running things is running things into the ground.
I'll be completely honest with you on that.
Like, that's been my experience.
No cap.
And I've just been trying to do my job for years and I have learned a lot of hard lessons.
@australiantalk
And Destiny's Child sung this song.
But who runs the world, girls?
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
So he's completely discounting Beyonce.
He didn't listen to the chorus.
elijah schaffer
It's not the Jews.
It's not the Jews.
It's girls.
@australiantalk
Wait a second.
Is he a shekel keeper?
Is he a descendant of those who prefer Starbucks on their flag?
unidentified
Have you ever seen my shuckles?
I've seen your golden times, as a matter of fact, Elijah.
@australiantalk
I've seen how rewarding they can be, for they're actually delicious.
unidentified
Someone said, let's every single time.
@australiantalk
Why is it that I have to notice every single time something like this is said?
It is Every single time from the same people that I notice.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
I don't know, but I just don't know what the point of that is.
However, if you're watching on YouTube, make sure that you head over to Rumble right now.
Go to rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
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So if you're watching on YouTube, make sure that you click the link in the chat.
It's also in the description as well, which is great.
And make sure that you check it out because we've got to get, we're almost at 38K followers.
So we need like 50 more people and then we'll be there.
Anyway, I'm going to have Brian go ahead and cut the feed on YouTube.
Thanks for watching on YouTube.
Make sure you follow Ben on Twitter.
It's in the...
@australiantalk
The government doesn't want me to be known, Elijah.
They're going to put me back in the hole for another seven days.
I can't do it, man.
elijah schaffer
You can follow him on Twitter under the N-word.
Anyway, we'll see you guys later.
And we're ending it here on YouTube.
I'm just imagine that we are done.
@australiantalk
We are done.
elijah schaffer
And we're clear.
We're clear.
All right.
We are clear and we are here on YouTube.
Let's now let's talk about black people, shall we?
There was a couple of videos that popped up recently that made me kind of wonder a little bit about what are they doing?
And this is kind of one of the most disgusting things.
I wonder why people do stuff like this in front of their kids.
Is it weird to have sex in front of a baby when your baby's like really young?
Like if your baby's just like playing on the floor, is that weird to have sex?
@australiantalk
When they don't know what the hell is going on?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, when they're like really young, like six months old, just like playing with a toy, can you have sex on a couch?
@australiantalk
Not if they're like looking at the parents.
Like, what's that?
If they're just mesmerized by something callous over there and you're just sneaking one out, I guess it's okay for you to do it.
But in regards to you both being caught in the moment and looking over the channel like, we made that.
We created that.
Yes, this is how he made you.
This is how he made you.
This is how mommy and daddy made you.
No, that's probably not a good thing.
elijah schaffer
I just feel like if you have a baby around the house, sometimes you just got to do it.
And that baby's going to be around.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
Like a blindfold handy to the baby.
elijah schaffer
You're going to have a baby around.
And occasionally, you just got to like keep the sex life strong in your marriage.
And you never know when you're, when you're, when your wife's polycule ex is going to come over and try to kill you.
So live, laugh, love, baby.
Live, laugh, love.
You know what I mean?
I just don't think that's weird to fuck in front of your kid if they're really young.
I just think if they're older, then they wouldn't need to be around you all the time.
Like, that's my point.
People go, oh, once they get older, that's wrong.
And then it's like, yes, I don't, I think that could be weird, but also not that weird because I'm like, I'm not going to care.
If my kid, if my kid walked in on me, I'm not going to feel embarrassed.
It's my child.
Like, people always complain about how loud dads are in the morning.
It sounds like, you know how loud dads are in the morning?
It's called paying the fucking bills decibels.
You know, hey, you want to be loud too?
But I think what I mean is like.
@australiantalk
It's not wrong in front of infants, but it's also never wrong if they were blind.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, my, but I meant like, I mean, I don't know, like if you're baby, if you're like a little baby and you want to have sex and you're like, think about people who live in cabins.
You know, I once asked, has this, she's like, I don't know.
I was like, what about like when people lived in like one-room log cabins, like settlers and they had kids?
Are the do they just kick the kids out?
Families.
That's not how many beds.
That's not how many families used to be.
That's what everyone's like, well, they kick the kids out and they just, you know, do the whoopee.
And you're like, dude, I'm a guy.
You're laying down at night.
Sometimes you just need a smash at 2 a.m.
Sometimes at 6 a.m.
Things happen, right?
And the point of the matter is, is like, it's not like there are ways to be covert.
I wonder if you can slide in.
I wonder if sex was so much about procreation and stuff back then, too.
Like there would be like a lot shorter windows for like sex because then you're having kid after kid after kid and then pregnancy and then the woman's tired.
There's probably less opportunities in log cabins.
@australiantalk
Did they want to give birth during the winter then or would they prefer the birth to take place during summer?
Winter was already hard enough, right?
The last thing you want to do is have to bring a baby into that harsh winter.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I just as a guy, like if you're horny and your wife's next to you, you're just gonna have like, I can't say anything more for the sake because people know my wife.
So I want to be careful.
I'm talking about hypotheticals here, not my marriage, hypotheticals.
But what I'm saying is I just think like I love like my favorite thing is people with no kids at all try to tell you what it's like to have a kid and like what you should and shouldn't do.
@australiantalk
Of course.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know.
Someone said, here it goes.
I'm not going to say anything, Trapper 20.
I'm literally not going into that.
I was saying I'm not going to say anything because people and wife, all I was going to say was like, all I was going to say is if you're going to be in a polycule, own a gun.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
That's my only advice today.
@australiantalk
And some people in chat are like, you just tell the son, go and chop wood, boy.
Your father wants to talk to your mother for a while.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, I guess.
But check this out.
Check out Black People.
This is so good.
This is her kid.
This is all I meant.
This is her kid.
Can I just say, this is...
@australiantalk
Can you play it again?
And can you make it full screen?
elijah schaffer
Isn't it full screen?
@australiantalk
No, like click.
elijah schaffer
I can't make it full screen.
It is full screen.
I can't make it full screen for you.
@australiantalk
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
But I, but I can say this.
One thing that I notice, and this is going to sound like the most white ass shit I've said in a long time on this show, but it's true is not only do you notice in black videos, and I'm going to say this, and I want to be honest with everyone here.
Obviously, everybody now is on this, oh, the chirp, the chirp in black households, the chirp, the lack of batteries and the smoke detector.
One thing that I noticed that black people do, and I first figured it out at their events, was they committed a cardinal crime in the Schaefer household, which is using the big lights.
So you like, you know, like my wife is a wife of lamps.
You'll notice even in this room, let's go here.
You'll notice that there is like lots of lights behind me.
There's no overhead lights on.
All the lights are directional.
Ben as well, it makes him look like he's in an ISIS detention video.
So this gives you like, it's meant to give a look that we're at night because it's 2.30.
@australiantalk
He doesn't even look black, though.
He looks like an Arab.
elijah schaffer
No, but here's what I'm saying.
It's 2.30 p.m.
So I try to give the room a look like it's at nighttime when it's not.
I don't believe in big lights, but it's bad vibes.
Black people, look at this.
This is an event.
They fucking have so many lights on.
Is this to discourage drinking?
Is this to discourage killing?
@australiantalk
Public event.
Is this how they get down in public?
I know that's how they get down on the streets at a block party, but I didn't suspect that that was how they would get down when grandma's sitting a few tables over and there's children.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, dude.
You ever been to a black party?
Because let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something here.
So I used to own a event company.
We'll just call it.
I started an event company.
I've always been an entrepreneur and it did really well.
It did really well, very well.
I think I might have started in September and by December, we already had 300 bookings for what I provided for people.
And no, what I'm saying, I'm not describing it because I just don't want to give any hints so you don't go look up the company because somebody else still owns it to this day.
And I don't want people review bombing the company.
However, I will say that the company, I often went to black parties and I always upcharged black people because they always broke stuff.
And no, I'm kidding.
unidentified
I didn't do that.
elijah schaffer
that's illegal.
unidentified
What I did do is I ended up- Insurance was not optional.
@australiantalk
Insurance wasn't mandatory.
elijah schaffer
No, what I did do, because I do, I love black people are hype.
I was always scared, though, at black parties.
I'll be completely honest because it was always a fight.
But I did black parties and that people did break and steal stuff.
So I had a policy because I went to my first black party.
I didn't think about doing an insurance.
Like, you don't have to pay this money, but I'll charge it on your card kind of like a hotel and I'll give it back to you.
Now I know why hotels do incidentals.
Anyways, at black parties, no, dude, like there'll be like kids watching and the kids will be twerking.
And this is true.
Do not tell me I'm lying, black people in the chat.
The kids will twerk.
The grandmas are cheering them on.
Like there's moms dropping dollar bills at a like a like wedding and shit.
It doesn't make sense to me.
We're not talking about high class black people that happen to be black, but live in a white neighborhood.
We're talking about Crenshaw, Boyle Heights, right?
We're talking about we're going here.
We're in Los Angeles.
You know, we're like going down in the hood.
And I, I mean, and Compton isn't even that black anymore comparatively, but, but, but let's just be honest.
We're talking about real, real, you know, Harlem hood rat stuff.
Like Shiza.
@australiantalk
Damn.
So with the whole twerking aspect of it, is that sort of a recent development a decade old?
Or is this a cultural practice going back a couple of decades?
Maybe I thought it started with Miley Cyrus.
Was I wrong?
elijah schaffer
I know where it started.
Do you know about this?
@australiantalk
I've seen people climb trees and emulate this same behavior in trees, in parks, in parks in LA.
And it's no joke.
And I'm thinking, why the hell are they literally climbing up in trees and doing it?
And I know people might think that, no, I'm saying something untoward there.
It's actually, I've seen the clips.
They do it.
I've seen people hanging off bridges doing this same type of behavior.
And I look at it and I think, why the hell would people be climbing things to do that up there when they're climbing things?
elijah schaffer
Oh, listen, I'll show you.
So Full Moon Three Waxing said, fuck you, trapper.
I don't even know what that means, but he sent the $10 super chat.
Don't forget to send super chats as well.
And we also had one, like I said, from the locals said, childless women are literally terrible under stress.
It is true.
It is true.
I'm glad you think that too.
@australiantalk
But that's a little boy.
Is that that's he's like, yo, that my mama?
Oh, was that he?
elijah schaffer
That was the little boy.
Did you see this?
Did you see this?
This is female gorillas mating.
So this is the first time I've seen this.
@australiantalk
Because I thought the little boy was going to push him out of the way and grab it and start doing it himself.
But he was like, no, no, no.
He shut it down.
elijah schaffer
Does that help you?
He shut it down.
@australiantalk
Yeah, that's good, my man.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Here's what we're going to look at.
So you said, where does it come from?
I'm not claiming.
I'm not the one.
Look, I'm not.
I'm not the one claiming that black people came from monkeys.
@australiantalk
We all came from monkeys.
elijah schaffer
You're the one saying that we came from apes.
And you say that eventually we evolved out of black skin into white or adapted.
You call it adaptation.
I don't really know if you would say that, but it's pretty racist to say we came from apes.
And if we're going to be honest about which group of people looks more like the apes, then I would, I'm not going to say anything, but I will say this.
It could be white people.
Maybe white people look more like apes.
Maybe we do.
I'm not going to go down that territory on the internet right now.
But what I can say is the group of people that say that we evolved from monkeys or from apes are probably on the hook for some responsible for some very racist shit that could be said tonight.
Because if we evolved from apes and I look at who looks closer to an ape, that would make me think that people who look less close to an ape are more evolved.
@australiantalk
Several years ago, Google had a very big problem with their AI recognition of pictures.
And people were uploading things and they were asking, hey, what is this an image of?
And someone would type in, this is this particular person.
I won't say who it is, but they were very good at tennis.
unidentified
They were actually, matter of fact, excellent at tennis.
@australiantalk
And for some reason, when you clicked on that tennis player's name and you pulled up Google images, there'd be pictures of things that were not that person.
They were actually from the animal kingdom.
And then people started losing their mind saying, how could it get it wrong?
How could Google's algorithm and AI actually think that this person is in fact this creature?
And that happened so many times.
There were huge issues.
Google had to shut it down and they had to obviously start a new program and refine their product.
This happens a lot, my man.
And it's been quite challenging for many of the developers that are working there to try to have the AI discern differences because the AI is acting according to facial structure.
And it appears, it does appear in some instances that some people's facial structure is confused with other creatures' facial structures.
And that's not us saying that.
We are merely pointing out that this actually taken place.
And I think sort of that's what you're about to get to as well, E.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was wondering.
I wonder if Flaude is up.
We can get Flawed to just come for the rest of the stream because that would be fantastic.
Mr. Zilla is, I wonder if, let me see if Flaw.
Let me just text him real fast and see if he's awake.
Who's in my okay, that's just Lisa sending me some funny shit.
Let me send this to Flaud.
Zilla, you, hey, this sounds like I'm hitting Flawed up for some ass.
I'm like, you up?
Question mark.
I'm like, I was like, hey, hey, baby.
I just said, hey, baby, you up.
He would have said, yeah, baby.
He would have.
He would have played along with it.
I just said, you up.
I'm going to see what he says if he wants to come on in.
And that would be fantastic.
You know, there's quite a few organizations that have now barred their employees from coming on this show.
And they're my good friends.
And a bunch of my good friends are legally not allowed to come on my show.
Isn't that a really sad situation that we're in in the United States?
I have friends who are not allowed to come on my show.
There's quite a few of them, actually, some of which I'm still close with today that I'm not even allowed to really even barely talk about.
@australiantalk
You're not the Grand Dragon, for goodness sake.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I can't even talk about them anymore because their employers would probably fucking fire them if I made it look like we were still friends.
And that's how bad it is.
I just had, I can say nothing else than this.
One of my old colleagues is so petty, is so petty.
And I have no idea why.
I have no idea why.
Or did I say this big con person that they canceled their appearance on a big show because that big show had one of my friends as a guest, not even me, had one of my friends.
This is recently last week, had one of my friends.
And that friend is friends with me.
Because a friend of mine went on a show on a different show on a different week.
They will not go on because they don't want to platform a show, which is big, so there's not platforming it that would platform the friend who would decide to be friends with someone like me.
You're like, wow.
I'll let you guess whether that's a male or a female, but I will say, it's like, wow, that's some petty ass fucking shit.
But I will say that that's really one of the craziest things is like people are that fucking retarded in that shit, right?
That's actually like weird shit, right?
So I don't even fucking know.
@australiantalk
Guilty bias times a thousand.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I have no idea, right?
@australiantalk
The government asked me, like, what are you doing?
Why are you speaking with these people?
I said, to tell you the truth, I'm friends with Nick Voentes.
He's my boy.
I ain't going to run from him.
And if the government doesn't like it, the government doesn't have to like it.
unidentified
But this is madness, mate.
@australiantalk
If you haven't perpetrated the crime or if you haven't committed the sin, why should you have to suffer in the punishments for that?
Well, that's what's happening here.
elijah schaffer
But actually, the reason why they won't let him on here is because I came out against the Zionist war, and that's why they won't let him come on.
Really?
They don't want him coming on a nant, like a show that would talk about that.
And you're like, wow.
I talk about a lot of things, and that's what did it in.
That's what did it in.
That's what did it in.
@australiantalk
That's pretty crazy, right?
Register Disney and start singing Disney theme songs on your program.
elijah schaffer
No, but it's, but I, what, what was really crazy is like, imagine like legally not being allowed to publicly associate with your own friends.
That's crazy.
@australiantalk
Across state lines.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's always crazy to me.
Like, I love when people text me too, like, dude, I really love what you do.
I really appreciate it, but I can't follow you.
Or like, you know, those kinds of messages too.
Or like, I agree with your opinion on the Groipers, or I agree with your opinion on this, but I don't want to like, I can't say.
So I do like that.
That at least we're honest, at least people want to be honest.
unidentified
But let's go on.
elijah schaffer
Let's move on here.
Oh, yeah.
Let's play the video.
Let's play the video of where twerking came from.
@australiantalk
That's a machine call.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's a gorilla meeting call.
14.
That's a bit awkward, right.
I mean, but it does come from apes.
So some sort of primate, I should say.
Sometimes I feel like I'm getting dumber.
I feel like I started my shows out with as a more intelligent individual and my IQ is sharper.
And now, dude, okay, so somebody said something in the telegram that was actually really mean to me, like very rude, but very true.
And I laugh at that sometimes when people are like super assholes.
You're correct.
No, it was like, it was like, it was like people are like, oh, things have changed.
You've changed.
I go, dude, the world has changed.
And I have a lot of old colleagues or friends who've decided to continue to bullshit the public and pretend like things are better than they are, but they're not.
And you're not winning.
And if you saw what McCarthy said, I want to bring this up.
Absolutely.
Did you see what McCarthy said about America?
After saying he's going to retire, right?
So McCarthy was speaking, and I don't know where it was.
@australiantalk
And he said, we need.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, watch this.
I love how he reminds us that it's not just Democrats that hate you too.
They hate white people just as much.
Listen to this.
unidentified
And when you look at the Democrats, they actually look like America.
When I look at my party, we look like the most restrictive country club in America.
elijah schaffer
The great replacement is real.
And he's like, oh, my country, my country looks like my party looks like they're too white.
That's what he's just said.
They're too white.
And it shows that's why they hate white people.
The Republican Party hates white people.
That's a real interesting thing.
How about Kevin McCarthy?
You little fucking what.
You shit stain.
Disgusting vermin.
I honestly, dude, he looks like a wax corpse with his ears taped back.
I just feel very bad about this guy because he's such a bombastic bitch.
And I remember, I think it was McCarthy who was living in an apartment in DC that was owned by the people who own Alphabet, the parent company of Google.
Motherfucker, we wouldn't push back against big tech.
Ooh, what a little snake.
@australiantalk
Sergei.
elijah schaffer
What a little sneak.
@australiantalk
Do you know what's amazing about it?
Because he was the speaker, right?
And you went through all of that crap.
How many votes did they have?
Like six, seven, eight, nine, eleven, whatever it was.
And you had dudes like Matt Gates that were saying, no, we're not going to have this guy in.
No, we're not going to fold because of this dude.
And then they were trying to throw up at basically towards the end of that, when it seemed very unlikely that they were going to vote for him.
They said, well, Jim Jordan.
And he's like, nah, man, I'm the man.
I'm going to be the man.
And he came in to do the gig.
And then he's been disappeared pretty quickly.
And now he's not in the gig.
He's actually revealed himself.
How can people say that this party doesn't look like America?
Dude, the people who are in that party live in America.
They are Americans.
How can you say they don't look like Americans?
It's because he's got an idea of a vision of what an American looks like.
He wants Americans not to look like what Americans have looked like.
And that to me is absolutely shocking.
Absolutely shocking, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
I got to pop open an energy drink.
We're going to keep.
Do you have time to keep going or no?
@australiantalk
Yeah, for sure.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so let me put you full screen here.
I'm going to grab an energy drink.
@australiantalk
Can we play the best of Vivek as well from his debate the other night?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I did.
I think I played that on the other show.
Let me find it real fast.
Give me a second here.
Let me go back into the into the I can bring myself back on screen here for a second.
I'm still here.
unidentified
I can bring it up.
@australiantalk
Because yeah, I got his clip pretty good from, I think we have quite a few of his clips right here.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
You have a bastard Vivek supercut?
Send it to me on Axe, would you?
@australiantalk
Yeah.
unidentified
Thank you.
@australiantalk
It's coming through now, my man.
And yeah, I'm waging energy drink.
I can certainly talk about this.
unidentified
This is a link to Shimao Porn.com starring Ella Jane Shaefur.
@australiantalk
But it's a fair.
vivek ramaswamy
It's a deep state that at least Donald Trump attempted to take on.
And if you want somebody who's going to speak truth to power, then vote for somebody who's going to speak the truth to you.
Why am I the only person on the stage, at least, who can say that January 6th now does look like it was an inside job?
That the government lied to us for 20 years about Saudi Arabia's involvement in 9-11.
That the great replacement theory is not some grand right-wing conspiracy theory, but a basic statement of the Democratic Party's platform.
That the 2020 election was indeed stolen by big tech.
That the 2016 election, the one that Trump won for sure, was also one that was stolen from him by the National Security Establishment.
And actually put up the Trump-Russia collusion oath that they knew was false.
There's a reason why I'm the only person on the stage who can say these things.
elijah schaffer
What do you think about it?
What do you think?
@australiantalk
So we should actually, we can play.
We'll pause it after each statement and make a comment on it because he did something there, which was quite extraordinary.
I saw the reporting say this was the least viewed debate of a very long time.
Only 4 million people watched.
And I'm like, only 4 million people watched it.
That's still a fairly large audience.
That's fourfold the audience that most CNN primetime viewers get for their shows, whether it be Anderson Cooper or an ex-Brian Stout or Chris Cuomo.
4 million people aren't watching Morning Joe, and what they're saying is, well, of course we can acknowledge, only 4 million people watched it.
If Trump was on that stage, another 14 million people would have watched it, that's for sure.
But he doesn't need to be there.
But I think Vivek held his own.
I think he surged to the front and if anyone was going to be chosen amongst the other candidates to be VP well, it's obviously not going to be Haley.
It can't be Chris Christie, because he's too down with the Twinkies or doing whatever he wants to do.
Right, you can't have Mr. Cowboy Boots I'm wearing heels in my boots to rise my height.
You can't have DeSantis, because DeSantis went against MAGA.
So you need a brains of the operation and you need a guy who can give you some cover and push back against what's going down, and that's Vivek.
I think he did really, really well.
I think he made it entertaining.
In fact, he was the only person anyone really wanted to see through it, because he wasn't espousing the same old talking points.
He came in there dangerous, he was risky, he was bold, he was out of the gate.
He got in people's faces.
He put people in their place.
He called the corrupt the corrupt.
He called DeSantis names he.
He did certain things to Christie where he basically ignored him.
I think he was the only one to provide some value, if anyone provided value on that stage.
elijah schaffer
Did you see Vincent James tweet about Vivek?
@australiantalk
What did Vincent, our marker man, say?
unidentified
He was like elephant hat wearing MAGA Vincent James.
elijah schaffer
He said he said something to the regard of.
This is his quote, not mine.
In traditional Indian fashion, Vivek totally raped that white woman, Nikki Haley, on stage in front of everyone or something, or gang raped her in front of everyone.
I went I forget what he said.
I went, oh my gosh, that is I don't.
Did he get?
Did he get suspended for saying that?
@australiantalk
I like what he said, because what did he say?
elijah schaffer
It's funny.
But what did he say?
@australiantalk
Well, we'll find out.
But I said Vivek decapitates the deep state, he throws the establishment into oblivion and he makes the MSN melt down, which he did.
And what he had to say to Nikki, I said, when Vivek decides it's time to take out the trash, he does it clean like a surgeon with a scalpel in his hand, and that was an absolute dissection of Nikki Haley.
unidentified
She's, she's Indian, though for real though right, what's her full name?
elijah schaffer
Habibi Habibi.
@australiantalk
Oh, not that one.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Peshit?
elijah schaffer
No, it's like.
@australiantalk
Pesheet.
elijah schaffer
I forgot what her name is, but that's what it is.
@australiantalk
Megan Kelly put to her, hey, listen, only a couple of weeks ago, you said verbatim on air that you wanted everyone online to be doxed and you wanted everyone's full names.
Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to participate online.
And she said, I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
And they're like, yeah, you did.
And then Vivek came in.
That's exactly what you said.
She said, no, but only the bad guys, because we want to stop the hate, et cetera, et cetera.
So she's saying on the one hand, she didn't say it, but then she's acknowledging she did, in fact, say it.
And there's actually footage of her saying it.
So the crazy other aspect is, I didn't know, man.
Vivek said, listen, bitch.
Oh, well, he didn't say that, but you know, that's exactly what he meant.
You were bankrupt.
You were bankrupt like 12 months ago, 18 months ago, 24 months ago.
I don't even know how that happened because she's had a job in the administration for some time, right?
And she's been doing stuff at like a governmental level for some time.
But you were bankrupt.
And then all of a sudden you've decided to run.
And now you've been meeting with Goldman Sachs and with BlackRock.
You've been doing all this stuff.
You started a weapons company or a weapons distribution company or something or other, right?
A military contractor.
I'm sorry.
She started a military contracting company for the United States government.
And she's been doing stuff.
She's been supplying weapons or whatever by proxy to Ukraine and Zelensky, whatever it is.
But now, guess what?
She's out of debt and now she's got millions.
The average American isn't able to go from bankrupt to making millions of dollars in a couple of years, Elijah.
How else could she have got there?
Her salary alone couldn't have got her there.
She didn't have some unbelievable insights and purchase the same type of stocks Nancy Pelosi would purchase.
Man, she said to someone, okay, I'll do the bidding for you.
And they kicked her a couple of million bucks.
And that's absolutely disgraceful.
So I'm glad Vivek said that because he's worth over half, or he's worth close to half a billion or something like that himself.
But he did it through she hard work, I believe.
He created some drugs, legal drugs through a pharmaceutical company, which is a-okay, I guess.
But it wasn't ill-gotten gains, Elijah.
It wasn't ill-gotten gains, man.
And she is ill-gotten gains and she has to be disposed of pretty quickly.
It's insulting to have her up there.
elijah schaffer
She's the kind of girl that likes to wear her hair in a furlough and she also likes to fuck the country.
Not physically, though, but mostly through taxes.
And then she also tries to send the money to Israel while she blows up our son's asses.
She's the to start singing.
She's the fucking bitch.
I feel like we need to get a Disney song in there.
We need to get a classic Disney called fucking bitch with a voice like that.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
She's the fucking bitch.
She's got flat tits, but she'll fuck your sons.
elijah schaffer
Remember a couple of times.
@australiantalk
Well, when Trump was in office, they were saying, hey, Trump's having an affair with Nikki Haley.
unidentified
And they actually tried to elevate her to make it look like she was a piece of ass and he would actually consider.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Nikki Haley's the kind of girl who calls her pussy a woo-ha.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, don't get your mouth woo-hoo.
@australiantalk
And what's also crazy is, could you imagine Vivek actually up on stage at a GRP event like Kevin McCarthy saying that?
Vivek wouldn't actually get up on stage and say that.
He wouldn't say, I'm in this party, but this party does not look like America.
elijah schaffer
Did you say you know how he made his money?
Do you know how Vivek made his money, right?
@australiantalk
Yeah, man.
Go ahead.
elijah schaffer
You know, you told me.
@australiantalk
Pharmaceutical.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're the one who told me.
The chat says they didn't think you knew how the Vivek made his money.
Actually, he's the one who told me how he made the money.
So I had no idea.
@australiantalk
I looked into it.
It says he's worth 800 mil.
elijah schaffer
That's insane.
@australiantalk
He's done really well.
He's like 36, 37.
He busted his ass.
I believe he's Yale and Harvard grad or something or other.
elijah schaffer
Yale and Harvard.
Wow, an Indian from an American school.
I honestly, by the way, how long was this in the fridge for?
Long time, right?
@australiantalk
Probably.
elijah schaffer
This has got to be yours, right?
@australiantalk
I might have brought it, but I'm not drinking it.
elijah schaffer
I'm out of my Vital C. I'm literally, I don't know what happened.
They renewed, though, and they're starting back up.
So they're going to send me more, but they haven't sent me my Vital C.
And I would like my Vital C to return because it was a good product and I can't legally order it here, but I can get it shipped to me.
So it's kind of nice, right?
But I miss my Vital C.
@australiantalk
It's coming with the next Fenton shit.
elijah schaffer
I do.
I do need to bring up some other things that went on, which is absolutely ridiculous.
Welcome to the shit stream, guys, those that are here and just having a fun time.
This week has been a pretty slow news cycle for most people, and it's been a little bit retarded for us all.
But long story short, we are where we are.
Now, there's this other thing that was happening too.
There was a climate rally that occurred, and it was really hard for me to know kind of what is going on here.
I don't know if you saw this footage of a climate rally.
unidentified
Help!
Help!
Stop watching!
Act now!
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elijah schaffer
So I usually skip this scene.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know what I mean?
unidentified
I usually do.
elijah schaffer
I usually skip to the good part.
@australiantalk
I don't understand what they're trying to do.
They're putting on, she's giving CPR to the globe.
Well, that's not going to work because everyone knows the earth is flat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know.
I literally have no idea.
@australiantalk
Stop watching act now.
How?
Turn off your device.
Don't put fuel in your car.
elijah schaffer
Well, I just don't know what's happening.
Is that like a, see if a Muslim woman, is that a Jewish woman?
Is it just a banker?
Or what is that?
The top hat?
Is this an emo girl?
@australiantalk
Wait, so that's not the Somali from the squad holding this?
elijah schaffer
No, and you have like, do you know, this is what happens.
Okay, by the way, this is, this is more spiritual than most modern churches.
And I'm going to just give a rant here for a second.
You know, the modern church is legitimately very sad.
I'm getting back into things, as you know, but a lot of the churches that I visited are really sad because they're designed for children and women.
You know, they're entertainment houses.
We know this.
My friend sent me a video the other day, and I was reminded of similar ideas that I've talked about on the show.
You know, we watched some of the times, right, where they put on like Mario, Mario dances and everything, and they just kind of go crazy.
But it's like, when you look at this, this is like the same thing where it's like a bunch of women come together, like, how do we fix the climate?
We put on a play at the airport.
And by the way, I see squiggly handwriting back there.
So I guess we might be in some sort of an Arab country or something.
Who knows?
That could just be London, right?
If there's Arabic writing.
And they're like, they don't know what they're doing.
And I hope this is a joke.
I hope this is a joke because they picked the Indian guy to be the doctor.
You can't make that up.
@australiantalk
It was just the way he screamed at, help, help.
Yeah, man.
You can hear the accent when they're calling out help.
unidentified
Stop watching.
Act now.
You're lying.
Help.
Help.
elijah schaffer
Help me.
I just sold my pharmaceutical company.
@australiantalk
Bloody bastard.
elijah schaffer
Guy reminded you, the pharmaceutical company, allegedly, the VEC ran, like, failed its pharmaceutical trials.
It was extremely dangerous.
He sold it.
He knew it was screwing over clients or customers, I should say.
Not a guy I trust.
Not a guy I trust.
I don't trust anyone who's allowed to run for office in the presidency other than I don't trust anyone, honestly.
I just trust God.
I shall strike you down.
Speaking of that, somebody who's, you know, it's crazy, Zirka's now on Rumble.
That's another story.
He got banned from kick.
Apparently, because so this is so funny about Zirka.
This is where I'm like wondering, like, should I just abandon politics altogether and just go full-on streaming?
Because we could go full-on streaming.
And there is a place for a straight gay person in the streaming world.
You got a lot of LGBTQ and you don't, you got a lot of anti-LGBTQ, but do you have an anti-LGBTQ who talks like an LGBTQ?
You don't have that.
So maybe I have a space in the partnership.
Now, I can't even make a Twitch.
@australiantalk
You have to do a whole show with a list.
elijah schaffer
But I can't make a Twitch account.
Kick would kick me.
Kick would give me the kick.
So that's all on Rumble, but I don't really stream, right?
Even though we stream, we're just talking about the news.
But if we did live streams a few nights a week and we just kind of went for it and talked about shit and had weird people on, we could probably do a good job.
But I wouldn't do that until I'm back in America because I need to get on the time zones because it's fucked.
You wake up at like six and it's already like 3 p.m. 4 p.m.
Like there's no way to like stream and shit.
Like it's like, and you have to get adjusted to read your Bible, pray and stuff.
But he's Zirka's background.
So apparently Zirka, and I don't know if this is true.
And if he watches this and wants to talk shit on me on the internet or something or DM me, I don't really care.
However, I will say that I think he had said that he had found out that he could have sex with 16 year old girls in Canada because he's Canadian allegedly.
And you know how everyone's on that pedo game now where he was doing that.
@australiantalk
He was dressed up as Mario saying, I'm a pedophile.
elijah schaffer
Yes, but I'm saying like everyone's on the pedophile game with what's his name?
Leonardo DiCaprio.
They say because he dates younger women, he's a pedophile.
@australiantalk
Once they reach 25, he throws him out and traces them in front of him.
elijah schaffer
He's like a 22-year-old woman with a body count of 90 and they're like, he's a pedophile.
So I don't know what Zirka's deal is with chicks, but I know he likes him young.
And he realized that a lot of states in the U.S., the age of consent is 16.
I think.
I don't know.
And I know it is here, I think, in Australia, or in some parts of Australia, here it is, I think, and in Canada, the Crown Colonies.
I think it's even lower.
Is it 14 in the UK?
unidentified
I don't even know.
elijah schaffer
15 in some parts?
@australiantalk
If you're Muslim.
elijah schaffer
Then it's 11.
But I think someone told me is that he was like streaming with minors, but even though they were like, he wasn't violating any laws, but the internet has sort of like this 18 rule for like their websites because they're American companies, I think.
@australiantalk
Zerka did was on some live streams and he had a girl bending.
This is my 16-year-old and he was.
elijah schaffer
Oh, so he was doing this.
@australiantalk
Yeah, he said she was 16 and people were freaking out.
And they'd actually go on to like some random streams through a meagle or something like that.
And they'd be like, hey, man.
He'd be like, hey, man, have you seen my girlfriend?
Yeah, she's 16.
I'm going to fuck her for you.
And the guy's like, no.
He's like, it's okay.
I'm a pedophile.
I think he was joking.
I think he was taking the piss.
He did it very well.
elijah schaffer
Dude, so what I'm wondering, though, is this is what I'm wondering.
He won't get kicked.
Do you know why he won't get kicked off Rumble?
Because Rumble's a Canadian company.
@australiantalk
So it's legal.
elijah schaffer
So it's they're not operating out of their charter, but barely legal.
Rumble is hitting next level.
But I don't think a 16-year-old could act in pornography.
So maybe that's where he's breaking the rules.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
You know what I'm saying?
Like, maybe like, maybe.
@australiantalk
I don't even know.
I think you have to be 18 to do that.
elijah schaffer
Which is what I'm trying to say.
I don't know the rules, but I think whatever it was, someone told me the technicality was like, well, he wasn't breaking any laws.
This is how weird laws are.
By the way, I'm not justifying these laws.
I'm just explaining what's happening.
@australiantalk
We have a similar thing here in Australia.
So a guy who is not related to the girl in any way, and he's not a stepbrother or anything like that.
And he's not the sports coach or a school teacher or anything like that.
If the girl is 16, the guy can be 23 and there's no dramas.
She can just have an older boyfriend.
But if he was in a position, a trusted position of power or had influence over that girl, there can only be a two-year age gap.
So a 16-year-old would be able to have sex with an 18-year-old in that circumstance.
But if there is total separation, if they are unknown to each other, if there isn't any crossover in relationships and there is no influence whatsoever from this stranger, the 16-year-old girl is allowed to go and hook up with whoever she likes.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
It's like the idea of like, because she's still technically a minor, she can't, you can't have that position abuse.
Like a teacher.
@australiantalk
You certainly couldn't put her in porn or anything like that.
elijah schaffer
Right, because she's not adults.
She can't drink and stuff.
So you can fuck her, but you can't film it.
@australiantalk
That's right.
unidentified
Wow.
@australiantalk
And she's allowed to get her clip pierced, but she can't drink alcohol.
elijah schaffer
I got my clip pierced when I was 16, so I don't judge her.
I don't judge her.
A couple more super chats here in the chat.
We're starting to get chats coming in on Rumble.
We got to normalize this.
Nobody, it's not normalized, and we've got to normalize it.
Sleepless Fly said, hey, Elijah, finally found your SO channel.
Been watching you on G on Gateway Punt Plus.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, we've actually been doing great on Gateway Punt.
It's been fantastic.
We might expand.
$2 challenge.
Let's go.
Lunacy Hallucinator said, do you think Soros is pulling strings on both sides, Israel and Hamas?
I don't think it's Soros necessarily.
I think we're talking about bigger money than Soros.
I think we're talking about like Iran.
I think we're talking about the IMF.
I think we're talking about central banks.
I don't think, I think we're, this is a global geopolitics.
@australiantalk
He's just a pop-up master.
elijah schaffer
He's more local, not geopolitical.
Like he'll like change, he'll change like DAs and cities.
I know he does a lot more, but I think so.
We also got Bill Dozer74 said Elijah is the gayest straight man I know or either or.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Some people just said, faggot.
Okay.
And there.
But I don't, so I don't really seem to know what's going on with Zerka.
So I don't know.
By the way, that could all be a lie.
I have no idea if that's why he got kicked.
But apparently he got kicked from kick.
Now, Zerka's a really talented guy.
He knows how to get attention.
He knows how to get eyes on him.
I get worried for him.
And I'll just say this because I can tell a partier when I see one.
I can tell a guy who's wrapped up in the lifestyle.
So I get nervous because I'm not accusing him of using drugs.
I don't, I'm not going to accusate him.
@australiantalk
He admits he's on cocaine all the time.
elijah schaffer
I don't, I'm, but me, friend to friend, because I know him.
Albro is I just know because I like, I'm the kind of guy that likes to do blow at a party or Vegas or something as well.
@australiantalk
He's a twin Elijah.
He says he's a twin.
elijah schaffer
Right, but I'm the kind of guy who, but so, and I know when if I do blow, I know that I'm like messed up for like two or three days after, right?
Like, you know, that if you do blow, you're like, you're like off.
And if you do blow consistently, it drains your dopamine and you end up on this really manic sort of thing.
And the same thing goes with excessive drinking, too.
I don't know if he's drinking a lot too, but I just know he's in that environment and it's soul sucking.
And he tweets a lot about how he's sucked from his soul, right?
So I just get, I just get nervous when I see people on this like fucking whores and Coke rage shit because it's you die inside and it's just really hard to get out of that depression.
@australiantalk
So is it a shtick or is it legit?
And we're having trouble differentiating and determining what is the shtick and what is legit.
But I guess that's the genius of Zerka.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's good.
Also, Iconic Turner had said, normalize Elijah's super chats and feet pics.
you got a lot of leg here what is he wearing he's wearing the as we what do you guys call it here again all day i dream about sex so you said i call him adidas here adidas adidas yeah adidas because he goes kind of accidentally that then it's adidas no it's adidas adidas It's Adidas.
And then someone's like, what?
Your shoes are...
I said, do you have any Adidas here?
And he goes, Adidas?
And I was like, you fucking, you fucking.
I'm going to kill you.
No, but no, I usually buy Reeboks only, but there's a problem in this country where they literally just don't have the right sizes anywhere.
So I just bought some.
I never wear Adidas, but I'm wearing them now because I like to wear white shoes.
And so you've got to buy a new pair every six months, you know?
The boys know.
@australiantalk
Interesting that you bought white shoes with blue on them, Elijah.
You're trying to be a crip or something.
unidentified
Forget your pimp walk on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, someone said I stopped drinking and started making more anxious.
No, the reason why I, so I've gone like on and off drinking throughout my entire life, but I think the one, the one reason why I've always ended up stopping is because I just don't like the, yeah, the anxiety.
It starts to, you start to drink to calm your nerves or to feel more normal or to like enjoy yourself in social settings, but then it ends up causing more nerves.
So then eventually after like enough months in a row of like continuing to drink regularly, you start to get like, you wake up with sometimes anxiety or like you just don't get restful sleep.
So that starts to give you anxiety because you start getting paranoid about your sleep or like, you know, sometimes it can cause like heightened emotion.
It can increase fights in relationships.
It can cause risky decisions, behavior, which can make you more nervous.
So I always just found that like sustained drinking.
I always now, my recommendation is if you're going to drink, don't drink often and don't drink too much, which I sound like a doctor, but if you're going to drink, like just make it count.
Well, probably the best time is like just to make it count.
Like it's like, oh, yeah, you're going to a barbecue and just go have some of the barbecue.
But like regular daily or like every other day drinking long term, I feel like spikes your cortisol so much that it lowers your actual, it ends up working against you.
Even if you don't have addiction or a problem, the overall long-term, like the daily drinking lifestyle is not helping you develop as a human being.
And I know some guys in child be like, fuck you.
I drink whiskey every night.
Trust me, I'm not talking shit.
I'm saying I don't, I have never seen somebody who long-term drinks daily that has really developed to their full potential personality.
And if you don't care, then fuck it.
Then don't go drink verbally.
@australiantalk
Is that like just having like the whiskey guy?
I drink whiskey daily.
Is that like, dude, having a whiskey after dinner daily?
Dude, honestly, what do you mean like you're totally down in a bottle of whiskey on the daily?
elijah schaffer
I guess it depends how fucked up your life is in the moment, right?
@australiantalk
Like, like, uh, because that daily drink and stuff, that doesn't seem like it would enable you to maximize your opportunities.
You don't lose your license.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm just saying, like, I would keep drinking.
I would keep drinking to like even less than social drinking.
Social drinking means you're like going out a couple nights a week to go drink.
I would say like just deciding like, you know, a couple times a month there's like something you're going to social.
Like, oh, that's a good time to have a few drinks.
And or like, like, you know, you go for a nice overnight hot night with your wife and you get a bottle of wine or something.
Like, I think it's just overall overall long term.
No, long term.
I don't mean you don't go through seasons where you're drinking more.
Like some guy wrote today how he was drinking four bottles of wine and stuff and he had to like slow it down.
So I understand there's seasons for that, but I meant, or there shouldn't be seasons for that.
I understand.
I mean, I understand how four bottles of wine.
@australiantalk
You'd be absolutely shit-faced.
elijah schaffer
That's the point.
I don't think you drink them for the taste.
I don't think you're drinking four bottles of wine for the flavor.
@australiantalk
Damn it, man.
That's crazy.
That's that's a little bit over the top.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Can't be flying helicopters if you're drinking four bottles of wine, mate.
You just can't be doing it.
elijah schaffer
Is um is Zirka just sleeping?
Is his live stream?
He's just sleeping on air.
That's interesting.
He's just watching a movie and streaming.
People are just watching with him.
That's so interesting.
Sorry, Brian was telling me to add him.
But no, but I think, yeah, I don't know.
It doesn't really matter.
How much you drink doesn't matter to me.
@australiantalk
There's that guy, Chenkwiger's cousin, who used to be on the Young Turks, that faggot who's like a Marxist or whatever.
He's a big Twitch streamer or something or other.
I can't think of the dude's name, but people know who I'm talking about.
And that's what he does.
He just streams movies.
And so long as he's sitting there in the corner, it supposedly doesn't infringe upon copyright.
And he'll have audio even if he's snoring or something.
And that's all good to go.
But if you take yourself out of the frame for too long, then it infringes copyright.
So, yeah, you could do that.
But we have got to play Alex Jones's game and live stream that in its entirety, my man, at some stage.
That'll be cool.
And we've got to watch the new movie, The B-Ballers, or whatever.
elijah schaffer
Oh, ladyballers, yeah.
@australiantalk
The Lady Ballers.
We'll do that one.
So there are a couple of good ones.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we got to watch.
I bet you we'll get sued by them for playing Than Pika.
Someone said, by the way, someone says this is really commonly misunderstood.
Someone said that daily drinking is alcoholism, and that's actually not true.
Alcoholism, as best defined in the understanding of people who deal with alcoholism, like the generally expected practice, I think is two things.
It's you have an allergy.
It's actually an allergy.
An allergy just means an adverse physical response to a substance or to an input.
And so there's an allergy.
So like when you drink, you really have a hard time capping yourself.
This is why some people just drink on Fridays and Saturdays.
They call themselves binge drinkers, but they might be alcoholics.
So they binge drink, but it's alcohol, meaning it's just you just keep going.
And it's very hard to stop drinking and keeping the night going.
You might be called a party or whatever, but that's why, like, if you're just drinking during the week and you drink three or even four, it doesn't matter.
If you have a number and you stick to that, you don't have a trouble stopping yourself.
You could be a heavy drinker.
You could be a unhealthy drinker, right?
And medically, this could be considered unhealthy, but that doesn't mean you're an alcoholic.
In the same way, if you ate ice cream every night, doesn't mean you are out of shape or anything.
You just literally could have you literally could enjoy ice cream every night.
Are you an addict?
Maybe not.
Maybe you're in shape.
But also, the second part is the allergy.
So when you drink it, it affects you differently than other people.
Other people just go, I'll have two drinks to stop.
And you start thinking, I want to have my next one.
And then my next, my next one.
And then the other side of it, I think they, what is it?
It's a it's a mental, it's a mental obsession.
So you're thinking about, did I just want to drink on Friday and Tuesday?
And you're thinking about stuff.
It's like, oh, I get home.
Yeah, I'll pour myself a few drinks.
@australiantalk
Like a delayed gratification.
elijah schaffer
It's like, it's like, and you notice that you're at a party and it's like, oh, I should have brought drinks or I can't wait to get a drink.
And you're thinking about the alcohol is on your mind.
So, A, when you drink, it's hard to stop how much you drink.
And B, you think about it a lot or not, and you think about not drinking and drinking.
And like, so some people, it's like, well, I only drink Fridays and Saturdays, and he drinks every day.
So I'm not an alcoholic.
So he might not be an alcoholic.
I drinks every day, but your whole day being like, I just got to get to the weekend.
I got to get to Fridays.
And then you binge drink and you get fucked up.
You might actually be the alcoholic.
@australiantalk
Because I'm not going to be able to do that.
elijah schaffer
But only you can decide, right?
Only you can decide that.
@australiantalk
Yeah, because you're not as bad as that guy.
That guy shoots up fentanyl and heroin.
All I do is take amphetamines.
So I've got the problem.
They've got the problem.
And last week we're at a place and we're invited down into an ex man, it was an exemplary wine cellar.
There was a lot of good stuff in there.
There was some tantalizing stuff.
And Elijah, you didn't feign out in that place, my man.
You were able to be surrounded by it and have more than a thousand options put before you, but you maintained your discipline, Elijah.
You didn't actually partake.
Elijah didn't actually indulge.
And this is coming from the CEO of Party Inn.
elijah schaffer
Are we talking about at the recent party?
@australiantalk
Yeah, the CEO of Party In did not partake.
elijah schaffer
The CEO of Parting, that was crazy.
Also, the fact that that's like a $25 million house and the guy was like, you, dude, I was like, I don't want to go to the cellar.
unidentified
You're like, it's the owner's invite.
elijah schaffer
You should see Ben Buzz.
It's the owner's invite.
And I'm like, all right, dude, fine.
So when they're going down there, there's like lead walls, apparently.
So there's no cell service.
Very nice.
You know what's really hard when you love to drink and you're the CEO of Partying Incorporated and somebody offers you whatever you want in their cellar to drink and you say, ah, I'm not having any because I'm not drinking right now in my life.
And that's a real hard thing to tell people because I also, you know what's weird though, too?
I met somebody the other day who's not drinking right now and they have a really hard time like being around alcohol or like being like because it said I like went to go grab us I was talking to someone and I was like, oh, let me go in there and grab us a Coke each or whatever.
And it was a bar and I went and bought some Cokes and came out.
I'm like, oh, that's crazy.
Like I, for a long time, I've just like been unable to, you know, I don't like to be in those environments.
I'm like, well, I mean, if you're not going to buy a drink, I guess some people have different, that's what I was going to say.
Some people do have really bad addictions to like drinking and stuff or like just going into a bar.
I'm not talking shit.
It's like he couldn't even go into a bar because he would feel tempted to buy alcohol.
But maybe that's not you.
And you just like don't drink because it doesn't make you a better person.
Or you like to drink a lot, right?
I mean, I don't really care what you do with your own drinking habit.
It doesn't bother me.
I just think people misunderstand what alcoholism is.
And they think that they don't like a lot of people might think they're alcoholics that are not.
Like they, they're just unhealthy and you need to get healthy.
@australiantalk
Are you waking up in the morning wanting a drink?
elijah schaffer
Well, no, that's a different kind of, no, that's a different kind of alcoholic.
Like there's a lot of people.
@australiantalk
Don't they shake and stuff?
elijah schaffer
No, that's no, no, no.
That's like, that's called delirium tremens.
@australiantalk
Stop the shaking.
elijah schaffer
That's delirium tremens.
And that's a type of physical addiction, which does come with withdrawal.
So people do go to like rehabs, right?
Like I remember when I was drinking a lot, someone's like, he's going to go to rehab.
And I was like, well, I didn't need to go through detox.
Like I, I was just like, whatever.
But I think what's crazy is, is like, you could just drink a lot and go through a natural detox after a couple of days.
But some people go long and they have that like chemical addiction.
So they have to get on benzos and stuff.
And then they have to snap off of it, which is totally fine.
But I would say this, a lot of alcoholics just don't know yet.
And they'll figure it out a little too late when they're like 60, 55.
And that's why a lot of people in like 12-step programs are really old because they have sad at that point though, right?
No, no, it's really not.
Like a lot of people even get away with not losing that much.
But what they do lose is a self-development and spiritual healing because when you're when the problem is, and I know this from experience, when you're living in sin, which I often have been or have been not giving it up to God, and I'm so not judging anyone, it's impossible to see God clearly because God says without holiness, you cannot see God.
And those who are set apart, right?
We are righteous, we are redeemed, but we're set apart.
When you're actively pursuing in one direction, this direction, you're not going fully towards God.
You don't see God clearly.
And it's impossible.
You become morally bankrupt or morally corrupt.
Even if it's just one or two nights a week, you're still not.
That's enough.
Because it's, you know, it's, it's enough to sever and not be living out your full like spiritual potential with God.
So it's like you sin gets in the way of our relationship with God.
We sin because sin feels good or it's convenient or it benefits us in some way, gives us money, power, wealth, something we crave, right?
So lust of the eyes, the lust of the flesh and the pride of life.
When we don't pursue that, when we don't go after those things, it hurts.
It's uncomfortable.
We feel awkward.
And so for me, it's like, I've got to remember that I need to learn to not cope with my life through things, but I have to learn to deal with myself.
So like, I don't have a drug or alcohol problem.
I have a sober problem because what my problem is, is when I'm sober, I'm like looking for something like, oh, to go on to TikTok or to go on a social media or I'm just looking for something because I'm not comfortable with who I am as a person.
And I'm okay to admit that now in my life.
I wouldn't be okay even a year ago acknowledging that, but I'm okay acknowledging that now, that I was uncomfortable with who I was in my own head.
And I felt crazy and I felt like no one understood me.
So I realized I'm on a journey.
So I'm not like healed or nothing from any of that.
Like, I don't mean like, I'm like, I need to find out who is Elijah and I need to stop running from this person.
This is why everyone is becoming transgender and gay and queer.
And the other side of it, they're getting on fentanyl.
@australiantalk
They're looking for answers and all that.
elijah schaffer
Getting on fentanyl, getting addicted to porn.
The reason why I understand transgenders and porn addicts and everything alike is that we have an identity issue and we've never been taught to sit alone with ourselves and we don't feel comfortable.
And so we distract ourselves and the alcoholic drugs judges the OnlyFans girl and the OnlyFans girl judges the stay-at-home mom.
The stay-at-home mom judges the porn addict and it goes in circles.
And it's like, but we have the same fundamental whole that is inside of us, which is just being alone with your own thoughts.
And so that can project itself.
I think alcoholism is largely hereditary.
I do believe it's largely genetic.
I think there's evidence for that.
So I think that for it's, it runs in my family.
That's why I've got to be careful, very careful.
But for other people, you may not.
You may just be coping with alcohol.
So if an alcoholic drinks the same amount, sometimes an alcoholic will drink less than a heavy or a social drinker.
But I will say this, the difference of a social drinker and an alcoholic is alcoholics drinking to meet a need, something that's missing.
And the social drinker is just trying to add on to what he believes is a fun life.
And a lot of times the difference between alcoholism and just someone who's social or somebody who has got a food addiction versus someone who's enjoying a dessert, when I eat ice cream at night, it's not hard for me.
So I just enjoy it.
My wife is addicted to chocolate.
She has a fucking problem eating sweets.
And so to her, it could be a moral problem, whether she should or should not have another ice cream.
To me, it's just whether or not I want to have a funner and more fun night.
unidentified
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
You know, it's like, to me, it doesn't matter.
It's like, oh, well, what do you mean?
Of course, I'm going to have four ice cream tonight at the movie night because it's a movie night.
But to her, she wants that every night.
And that's why an alcoholic has to be careful because they want, they so badly want to be a social drinker that they try to become one, but it ends up just destroying their life.
But that's apply that from alcohol, drugs, social media.
It's like we live in this distraction world where we are trying to always escape being alone in our thoughts.
And that's scary to me.
That's the whole world is.
No wonder why everyone's killing themselves.
@australiantalk
Well, can you be content with yourself in your own thoughts?
And the reason why people a lot of the time like to become intoxicated, inebriated, or whatever it may be, Elijah, it's a form of escape-ism.
And as you mentioned, it's escaping from yourself because who you are as a person isn't always making you happy.
You think you need these other things to make you the better version of yourself.
And yeah, does it make you a little bit more excited?
Does it make you more animated?
Might, but why aren't you happy just being yourself?
Now, doesn't he say be like children?
Be like children.
Now, are children out there always falling susceptible to desires of the flesh?
Like boys, when you're a young child, when you're a boy, you don't sexualize women at all because you're just not into that.
That's not something you think of, right?
Someone could even show you something won't interest you so much because you'll still be a young dude.
And when you're young, you don't crave alcohol.
You don't think, oh, I need a wine every day, or I need a bourbon, or I need this, or I need that, I need a beer.
No, you don't have any of those things.
I don't need to smoke weed every day.
I don't need to smoke cigarettes.
I don't need to take these drugs.
Why not?
Because you're a child.
And if you've had a reasonable upbringing and you are living in a peaceful household when you are a child, you don't need anything more.
Like the drug of choice for a kid is Call of Duty or Fortnite or something.
It's a game.
It's something you'd like to watch on TV or on your device.
It's not going to be something that you take as a substance to give yourself confidence to make yourself feel okay.
And I think that's the difference.
And it's more challenging to do as an adult because the world that we live in and the very culture itself is geared towards that.
Something's wrong.
You feel this way.
Here, take this.
Oh, do you want to get over this?
Hey, man, just come and have this.
You'll be fine.
We'll help you get over it.
The whole time, you just keep running and kicking the can down the road rather than actually addressing what some of these ongoing issues are.
You know, my woman, man, she eats fruit for fun.
She eats fruit for fun.
unidentified
These women do like food, right?
@australiantalk
So she doesn't need to drink or smoke or take this or that.
She's never been a hoochie.
She's never been a party girl.
She's never been any of that.
What does she do for enjoyment?
She eats fruit.
That's my kick flatters.
I'm completely fine with it.
And do I go overboard?
Well, some days I get her raspberries and blueberries and strawberries and mangoes and watermelon and apples and mandarins and you name it.
Yeah, I'll get her all those things.
And I can see her, dude.
Just like if I bought a kilo of Pablo's best to someone else who just absolutely loved cocaine, they'd be feeding it out.
They'd be like, oh my God, this is going to be so cool.
I'm going to have the best time.
I've got a kilo of cocaine here.
Dude, I can just take her fruit and she's going to have that same reaction.
unidentified
She's going to get all giddy.
@australiantalk
She's going to get excited.
unidentified
She's going to love it.
@australiantalk
And she's going to sit there and she's going to get high off eating.
unidentified
Have you ever done cocaine?
elijah schaffer
Because she should try it.
@australiantalk
No, she's not.
elijah schaffer
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
It's like, wow.
Dude, you got to corrupt that girl, ASAP.
Do that with my man.
@australiantalk
Like, just fruit.
That's enough.
But this is what we're getting to.
Because her mind hasn't been corrupted, because she hasn't been destroyed, because she doesn't have these whims and these desires, because she doesn't have a slavery to her flesh.
She has a slavery to her appetite.
unidentified
And she likes these things.
So they look pretty.
@australiantalk
She makes it look pretty.
And she sits here and eats it.
And the sweetness is enough for her.
That sustains her, man.
And that fulfills her, bro.
But in a way, that's cool with me because if all she's doing is eating fruit for fun, well, she's pure, bro.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
The only thing that I don't, oh, wait, I have made a new split.
Do you see this?
I made a new split because I figured out how to make them now.
And now we're about to move away from the software, but I figured out how to make splits so I can move myself because I didn't like how I was on this side and I'm looking at you this way.
All right, it's cool.
So I do have you, but one thing I'm not, I'm not against, I'm really not against the use of a few things.
Like I think melatonins, I think melatonin is normal, but that's not normal in this country.
That's what's weird.
In the U.S., melatonin is something people use.
I know it's a hormone disruptor.
You should use it sparingly, but I think melatonin is a good sleep aid.
I like kratom.
I think kratom is one of the best things.
And I will can't wait to be able to have kratom tea when I get back to the U.S.
It remains one of the greatest relaxants.
It's, I call it the anti-coffee.
@australiantalk
You can buy it here.
They sell it in sex shops in herbal form.
elijah schaffer
Kratom?
@australiantalk
Yeah, but it's synthetic.
K-R-A-T-A-M or T-O-O-M.
elijah schaffer
Really?
@australiantalk
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
In sex shops, you can buy kratom that's synthetic.
How do fuck do you know?
@australiantalk
It's a herb, isn't it?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
@australiantalk
Yeah, because people try to trick people and be like, hey, this is weed.
Here you go.
So have that.
They're like, oh, it just, it's sort of, it almost looks like oregano, but oregano, as we say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
They sell it in sex.
I think in sex shops or shops that are like 18 and over.
So typically, yes.
elijah schaffer
I come home.
Why do you have a giant dildo in your hand?
I was honestly just going for some kratom.
And the woman struck me on this really good deal.
unidentified
Is that a is that a quag?
elijah schaffer
Is that a quagmire latex unisuit with a strap on?
And it's his note, his look.
I'm not going to explain.
It's not, it's for your sister.
It's a gift for Christmas.
@australiantalk
Right.
elijah schaffer
It was a gift for your sister.
Give it to your sister.
No, but I think kratom is good once a week, maximum.
I think it'll really has a lot of side effects.
And I think that replacing sleeping pills and pain medication with CBD and THC, just not too much THC, but can really help with appetite and life and replace sleeping pills and narcotics.
I think those are all fine.
Should you be smoking weed all day?
I don't think that's good for your mental health or good for your spirit.
Should you be drinking kratom every day, all day?
No.
Have I tried, dude?
For years, I smoked weed every day.
For a long time, I drank kratom every day.
I don't think anything every day is good, but I think, you know, decent use of things.
The Bible even says to eat, drink, be merry.
@australiantalk
Like, literally, it's like people can be so high.
Like when people smoke weed, some people are just kicking back on the couch, totally understandable, just munching out, doing whatever.
And then other people are smoking weed and they're going and training Brazilian jiu-jitsu, like the Diaz brothers or Joe Rogan.
These guys reckon they're smoking weed all the time and they're high functioning and they're doing high athletic output as well.
I don't understand how weed doesn't subdue them and make them want to be a little bit more docile.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's when you use it.
It's when you use it.
Because like, for instance, like, who smokes weed?
@australiantalk
Then it's like, yeah, I'm going to go out.
I want to do this.
I want to do all this physically strenuous activity.
Who does that?
I thought weed's like, okay, I'm going to smoke it.
unidentified
Who does that?
@australiantalk
I'm going to chill and just take it easy.
elijah schaffer
Is there anyone in here that does that?
That's crazy.
By the way, yeah.
Brian's in the chat.
Me.
No, but no, I, dude, I mean, dude, I'm definitely, I would consider myself to be like a very high-functioning person in general.
Like, I would 100% do my day if I would, if I had smoked weed for sure.
@australiantalk
Is that because the weed's not good enough?
elijah schaffer
No, I think I have a high-strung personality.
I have a high-strung personality.
And so it basically just brings me like a normal, like I become less intolerable.
@australiantalk
Yeah, but it must, it must have a different effect on individuals, just like some people can drink more liquor than others and things like that.
Some people smoke wheat and they're just sort of shut down.
Other people smoke weed and they can go and run a half marathon.
elijah schaffer
Well, I don't want to smoke in the weed.
They might be eating it.
So I think the best way to consume, I don't think that we see, it's really hard for me to make arguments about this stuff.
And the reason why is, is it's the same way it's hard to make arguments about a lot of things, like to explain.
I think Owen Benjamin asked, is it, you think it's immoral for me to own black kids?
He said, okay, Owen Benjamin said that.
Instead of aborting kids, he'll buy them.
He'll buy the little black pigs for free labor.
And they lost their minds.
But he was saying like, well, but you guys just killed him and talked about instead of aborting your kid, I'll buy them from you.
And they're like, you call me immoral for owning slaves, but is it immoral to allow a child to live, but he's got to work for you?
@australiantalk
And he says they surely prefer to be a slave to actually be dead and not born.
And then he also had to clarify and say, listen, he never excluded white people also being purchased.
He said, listen, I'll buy the white babies as well.
I'll buy the white babies to prevent them being aborted.
People didn't like it at all because it calls into question what we're actually doing.
And so is his argument solid?
Yes, it is.
Just the other day, some dude, he's fairly well known here in Australia.
He asked me and he asked several other people who was worse, Hitler or Stalin?
Who was worse?
Now, the majority of people he asked immediately said, well, of course, Hitler was worse.
And of course, he was a bad dude.
But I said, no.
As a matter of fact, I think the only reason you people are responding that he was worse out of the two was because you have an emotional reaction to that.
I consider the worst person to be the person with a larger body count.
And Stalin's body count triples whatever Hitler's body count was.
They're like, no, you can't say that.
That's horrible because Hitler was just trying to kill these people, whereas Stalin killed lots of different people.
And I said, well, at the end of the day, if someone's a serial killer and if they only have three victims, are you telling me that they are a worse serial killer than a guy who had 20 victims?
They say, no, no, no.
The guy who has 20 victims is, of course, a worse serial killer than a serial killer who had three victims.
That logic didn't follow for them.
So therefore, they also thought that Hitler was much worse than Mao.
They went on to say that Hitler was worse than Genghis Khan.
So how do these things work?
Body count is where it's at.
And whatever the body count is, that determines where they sit on the pecking order for bad dudes.
We're by no means saying that, you know, those people that Hitler did kill, that wasn't bad.
That wasn't an atrocity and all those things.
That is true.
But objectively, you can't say this guy is worse than this other guy when the other guy's body count is so much larger, Elijah.
I don't get it.
And that's why Owen Benjamin's argument made perfect sense.
He's like, look, I know we don't want them to be slaves, but the point is you want to kill them.
At least I want to keep them alive.
At least I'm going to give them a bed and shelter and food each night.
At least maybe they're going to be able to ride a horse or experience what it's like to walk through a field or whatever it may be.
At least they're going to have clothing.
At least they're going to have family.
You want to snatch all that away from them.
So objectively, it is better, yes, to be a slave than to be dead.
Although when you are a slave, there are probably many times, far too many times that someone would like to have to go through where you do wish you were dead at that point.
But if at that point you decide that you want to be dead, well, hopefully you can make that determination for yourself rather than having someone kill you when you're truly innocent, when you've done nothing wrong, where you don't know, are you going to be inside with a loving family?
Is slavery going to be hardcore or is it going to be a little bit more pleasant?
Not every slave was treated harshly.
Not every slave, just most.
elijah schaffer
I don't see what I don't understand is I really, really, really don't understand that idea too, where it's like we ended slavery just so we could kill those little shits.
Like, that's really what it came down to is we're still, we're still universally pushing the same thing.
It's like, you know, it was really evil.
There was a time in this country where we owned black people.
Now we just have their mothers kill them.
unidentified
Wait, It's not, it's just a black thing, though.
Yeah, yeah, but because white people have been slaves all over the world throughout history as well.
elijah schaffer
I know, but I'm saying, but the abortion rate is astronomically high with the Laquita team.
@australiantalk
Because of Margaret Sanger.
elijah schaffer
Lanaisha, right?
unidentified
Lanaisha.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's Queen Lanaisha.
@australiantalk
That was Margaret Sanger who started Planned Parenthood, who said in the public record that she wanted to destroy the weeds who were going to infiltrate the United States and Planned Parenthood, which was her organization.
She was a spokesperson about it.
She used to get on stage and sit in front of other people and they would applaud her for saying, yes, we're going to use this and we'll use abortion and Planned Parenthood to roll it out and be able to get rid of these weeds.
And she hated African American people and she wanted to slaughter as many of them as possible.
And she did that deliberately, man.
And now people praise her.
They say she's a good woman and she was a feminist and all this stuff.
No, she wasn't.
Margaret Sanger wasn't a good woman.
She wanted to genocide black people and she wanted abortion to be the vehicle to enable that to happen.
unidentified
Right.
@australiantalk
En mass.
Yeah.
Would you rather take a breath and live or would you rather die?
Well, most people would like to take their chances.
elijah schaffer
Most people would like to take their chances.
You know, part of me, I need to understand something.
Part of me just want like, part of me, I could stream every day for four hours.
It'd be very easy to do.
I could do this every day, all day, but I also don't even know.
I'm figuring out a whole new, whole new plan for stuff in the future.
I got to figure this out because it's like the new year.
I just do too many things.
I really do.
I'm always doing just a million media things behind the scenes.
It's very good, though, guys, by the way, to have a lot of streams of income.
It's very good.
It's extremely good.
I used to not like to talk about finances too much because I was just like a W-2 employee and I was getting paid well and I just felt bad about it kind of because I grew up poor.
And now that I like run my own business and I'm independent and I do my own thing, I've really had to learn business fast because I went from making good money to zero overnight one day.
And I had to work from zero to what I have today.
And now I, no, but I'm serious.
I had to work back up from zero.
This was like a little over a year ago.
I was down to zero and I had to rebuild my, and by the way, and all my social media sites were demonetized and I lost all my advertisers.
Every single advertiser left.
I got down to zero and I wasn't allowed to work.
They'll say, oh, we could just work with advertisers.
No, no, no.
I wasn't allowed to.
There was a non-compete.
I wasn't even allowed to make money in the space through any way.
So I had to figure out creative ways to monetize and start side hustles and things.
And it's gotten to the point to where life is good.
Life is good.
But I had to do that from the ground up.
Now, I'm not selling you a course and I'm not going to pretend to you to join my money gang and teach you how to make money.
If there was a course you could buy to be taught how to make money, then everyone would be rich.
There are proven skills and things you can, you know, information you can purchase, I guess.
But like these groups that you have to pay all this money every month, you're not making money.
@australiantalk
But just drop ship, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But I mean, I mean, it's genuinely, God has been very great.
I've been very grateful to God because I've built a few very good companies and my family is known for building companies.
I cannot say where, but my siblings are minus my little sister who's just going the trad life and married now.
But she's also, you know, got multiple high end degrees and stuff.
But my family usually does business and my other siblings are really doing well.
One of them is in corporate America or whatever.
And the other one is privately owned.
And they're just, their businesses do really, really exceedingly well.
So I have the grateful and I have mentors.
I have business mentors who are all extremely well off.
And that's very different too.
Of like when you're buying these groups, like I have a few really good business mentors that I can call and ask for advice and they help me to strategize.
Now, I'm not doing my best right now because I'm out here, but in terms of like capital, the one thing I have to tell you is you need to have multiple streams of revenue because the moment that I got, I thought I was doing well in life because I had a good stream of revenue, but then it went down to zero.
And then now I'm like left with nothing.
So I had to open up new revenue streams and figure out new business tactics and ideas, knowing that I'm demonetized.
I can't make money, knowing that there would be months where I wouldn't get advertisers.
And just so you know, advertisers pay like four months, five months later.
So you often don't get paid for a lot of weeks from that kind of stuff.
And knowing that all the big brands that I used to work with, I wasn't, I'm legally not, they can't work with me anymore.
So like half the brands in the podcast space can't work with my show.
So I knew it was against me.
But that being said, make sure that you have multiple income streams because in this economy, if you think that getting raises at your W-2 job is going to adjust to the payment, it's not.
You have to have side hustles and don't discount it.
Don't discount small things because they can grow.
Because I did this for like well over a year and making like, well, I guess I did make okay money, but I mean, like, I still didn't do it from, I didn't do it full time.
It took me years doing media before I could do it full time.
@australiantalk
Because it can just trickle along, but then a certain thing on the side can become exponential.
And before you know about it, that can then sustain you more so than other streams, income streams you're using.
And you think, wow, that was surprising.
elijah schaffer
Well, you'd be surprised.
A side income of $2,000, $3,000 a month, that doesn't seem like that big of a deal in the grand picture of your life.
If you lose two or three and that money is like all you got, and now you can pay your rent and eat noodles and you can barely scrape by and that one source is keeping you from being homeless because you didn't save well.
unidentified
That is great.
@australiantalk
That's paying for a house, bro.
Three grand a month coming in, that'll pay for a house.
It's pretty necessary.
And if you don't have to worry about that, if that's just recurring and just happens through some type of innovation, entrepreneurship, whatever it may be, reward for effort, reward for sacrifice.
Dude, everyone, if everyone had that, you'd be flying because it becomes your own UBI.
That's what it is.
It becomes a non-government issued UBI, which is just a basic income that just keeps kicking along, kicking along.
And it gives you peace of mind as well, man.
It gives you freedom.
Because ultimately, why are we making money?
We're making money to buy back our time, to buy our freedom so we can do stuff.
You don't feel like you have much freedom to do things that you like to do when you've got no cash.
You know, you need cash to help you get out there unless you just like go hiking.
But even when you go hiking, you need a pair of shoes, right?
You need some good gear.
Maybe you want to be able to stay over somewhere.
You certainly need a few supplies.
And the only way for you to get those is to get the cash.
elijah schaffer
So get the cash.
Someone said, I was a Jew.
Now I'm just white.
I don't know what that means.
Anyway, to all of you guys watching, don't forget that you can support the show directly right here at censored.tv promo code offensive.
Get a membership.
It's free to join.
You can also join my locals community.
Get the chat live down below, elijaschafer.locals.com.
I know this is a long stream, so it ends there, but I love you guys, Debstep, all of you guys that are there.
You're amazing.
I appreciate it.
And for those that are continuing to watch here, I do appreciate this.
As again, one of the main reasons why, by the way, it's really hard.
I was going to say, one of the things about being in the U.S. that's really hard about here is it's hard to keep your live stream numbers up in general when you're not going to other live streamers' shows.
You're not going on Tim Pool.
You're not going and meeting up with any of these other, even medium-sized streamers that are small.
Like you're not just streaming with people.
And it is okay to do it virtually, but you want to do the big ones are in person.
But I'm really shocked at the size of the audience that comes and watches the show every night without all that, with doing nothing.
You guys show up, you support, you watch.
And to that, I am grateful for you guys.
A lot of people, and I'm new to streaming, right?
It's been a year yet.
I started my live stream, I think, in like December or something of last year.
And I've deleted everything.
So we lost a lot of engagement.
There's been a lot more censorship.
There's been a lot more attacks.
And you guys have stuck around.
So I really appreciate you guys.
And I do love you guys coming around.
Remember, we are live right now, every Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 10 p.m. Eastern Time on Rumble.
We should be there almost every single night.
And even if it's a shit stream, whatever, I'm even considering just taking Rumble off of, I mean, eventually taking off of YouTube and just doing Rumble so we can get everyone in one place all the time.
Take care, guys.
Someone's like, I'm really in the dead zone.
Yeah, I'm literally in like, there's nowhere to like, there's no one to stream with here or anything.
I appreciate it.
And do you guys want to wait, hang out in the chat?
Do you want to play some music?
Let me know in the chat.
Put ones for yes, twos for no, because I'll just rock some beats.
I'll let Ben give the closing thoughts.
@australiantalk
The closing thoughts would be Elijah actually confessed quite a bit on this program, and I'm sure the audience appreciates that.
Elijah's just trying to get through.
He's just trying to do what everyone else out there is doing.
He's just trying to make it.
You know, we all have challenges and he's trying to figure out the best way to make it.
Sometimes the world can be a pain in the ass.
But at the end of the day, tomorrow will bring something new.
We're getting close towards Christmas.
Elijah misses home a lot, but his home is now here because he's got a wife and child.
But they can pack up and go anywhere at any time soon.
Thanks, everyone, for joining us.
I want to give a shout out to my alter ego, aka Baring.
And until next time, remember, Genghis Khan was much worse than that other dude.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Well, I didn't hear any of you guys.
All right.
Nobody said.
So that's fine.
All right.
We're not going to do any music.
All right.
To the rest of you guys, have a great rest of the week.
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