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Nov. 18, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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WORSE THAN 9/11? J6 Tapes RELEASED | Guest: Australian Talk (Ben)

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elijah schaffer
Well, of course, it's been a crazy day because the January 6th takes were released and they basically told us everything that we were already thinking.
The government set up individuals to revolt against their government.
Unfortunately, they didn't actually wage a real insurrection.
Some people in the Congress watching them break in might have gotten a big boner, an erection.
But for the most part, what we've seen is that people were framed.
The police corroborated the event.
They facilitated the event.
And some might even say the government entrapped individuals.
So I'm going to say my conclusions up front.
My conclusions up, what's going on over there?
I have no idea.
Okay.
My conclusions up front are: A, the people from the footage should be released that are non-violent.
The violent criminals that were misdemeanors should have their charges reduced and possibly released due to entrapment.
And those that have serious felony entrapment convictions for violence should have their charges reduced.
I'd like to welcome to the studio as well my guest for today, Australia Talk Ben.
Welcome to Nightly Offensive.
@australiantalk
G'day, Elijah.
Great to be here, mate.
Let's break it down.
Let's actually exonerate a couple of these peaceful citizens that were doing nothing more than being on a sightseeing expedition in your capital, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so I actually have footage here, which is really kind of crazy of the real footage, right?
They said it was an insurrection.
They said it was the worst event in our history, right?
Can you scoot over a little bit into the middle like there?
Perfect.
All right.
They said it was the worst thing that ever happened in our nation's history.
And so we obviously should have footage of that.
And we do.
Check this out.
This is actually footage from inside the Capitol.
This is these are individuals, Trump supporters, and what they were doing.
Here we go.
Like what's crazy is, is like to see that kind of stuff, you know, if anybody that's responsible for that kind of mayhem, Ben, the group of people that's responsible for just like, imagine you're having a society and a culture.
You're trying to enjoy yourself.
You're trying to live in peace.
You're trying to run a government.
And there's this group of people that just like are loud.
They're annoying.
They break shit.
They kill people.
Like, wouldn't you want to punish them?
I get why they started punishing all the J6 people because people like this, they're just loud and obnoxious and causing a lot of problems in society.
So might as well lock them up.
Am I wrong on that?
@australiantalk
Well, you're not wrong.
I've been to the ballet, Elijah.
And would you believe those people?
They're getting wild in the stands when I visit the ballet.
And they do it while dressed and decked out in tuxedos.
unidentified
Wow.
@australiantalk
There's no decorum in such a place, mate.
There's no civility there whatsoever.
You know, send them back.
Send them all back to where they belong.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think we should send them back to where they belong because I look at that group of people.
I'm like, just a bunch of naggers.
You know what I mean?
Always nagging people, always upset at people.
And I actually have more footage.
And this is really crazy, but I have more footage of January 6th protesters that were released today.
I ask you guys to please brace your children because these are violent people, right?
These, the people that broke into the Capitol are obviously, they're loud.
They're obviously smell strange.
They must not shower.
And they're probably not safe to be around.
And you would expect there would be a lot of footage.
And luckily that it got released, there was a lot of footage released.
I want you guys to check this out.
Please be advised.
Inside the Capitol, Nancy Pelosi's office, January 6, 2021.
This is Trump supporters.
Ben, I mean, look at this.
I mean, now that the footage is coming out of a group of people that are, you know, absolutely, this poises a direct danger to society.
I mean, imagine you had a group of people that was just misusing firearms on a daily basis.
Should we accept that as a society?
Is it appropriate to just say, hey, Americans should just deal with it?
Or maybe we should take all these people, raid their homes, put them in prisons, and get them the fuck out of our society.
I agree with Nancy Pelosi.
I agree with Chuck Schumer.
We can't have stuff like this in a civilized society.
And Trump supporters have got to go.
@australiantalk
Well, you know, homies be popping off, man.
They'd be popping and locking.
Look at him.
He's getting down.
He thinks he's all about it.
What I notice right there is the gentleman, of course, the way he has the gun cocked.
It seems to be a trend with such people.
They like shooting it sideways, man.
But yeah, they're a danger.
They pose a danger to the national security of the United States.
And perhaps solitary confinement would be a better terrain for them to reside in each day.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but by such people, I hope you mean clearly Trump supporters.
Because, you know, they said, you know, they're violent, they're obnoxious.
They're the greatest threat to the American people.
And when I see this kind of footage on a daily basis, on a daily basis, hordes and hordes of Trump supporters coming together.
They killed a 17-year-old kid in a high school.
Did you not see that the other day?
They jumped around and they killed a kid.
And so I got to say this.
I'm a Democrat now.
I am a Democrat.
You can call me a demon rat.
You can say I work for MSN DNC, but I'm a Democrat because I see these kinds of people walking around my streets, breaking into the Capitol building, and I got to say, who's next?
I don't want to be next.
Fucking put lock them away.
20 years, 22 years, 30 years.
Do it.
You know?
@australiantalk
Well, in fairness, those dudes only jumped on that dude's head because they wished to eat some human brains.
So they're just trying to actually bring the brains out.
Unfortunately, their plate wasn't a plate on the dinner table.
They thought the pavement was their plate.
But, you know, let's understand.
There's cultural differences here, cultural differences.
And, you know, welcome to America.
elijah schaffer
Well, I don't just say welcome to America because I want these people to be gone.
Anyway, I want Trump supporters out of here.
I do.
I want them out of here.
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All right, Ben, jokes aside, right?
I only bring up those videos in the beginning because it's like if our society cared about like, you know, domestic terrorism and violence and if they cared about these types of things, then they probably, if anything, would like focus on who's really committing the majority of the violence in the country, who's actually causing the majority of the problems.
But instead of actually fixing the issue, instead of actually talking to people, when I tell people here in Australia that if the U.S. took out 2% to 6% of the population, almost 60% of the violent crime would reduce.
But that's that's country-wide.
When I tell them that if you took out two to six percent of the population, in fact, in major cities, some cities, it's upwards of 83 to 90% of the crime and violence, you know, would subside because, you know, they always, you know, they include in the numbers cities that are all white, you know, or all Hispanic.
But when you go to cities where these Trump supporters live.
@australiantalk
Hispanics are white, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
No, but I'm saying, but if you took out Trump supporters in major cities, 90%, up to 90% of violent crime would reduce.
This is why I'm on board with the Democrats.
I tell them, I go, Trump supporters are causing all the problems in the world.
They're shooting you.
You better hide yourself, hide your husband because they coming after you too.
You know what I mean?
Watch yourself.
@australiantalk
Hide your kids.
elijah schaffer
Hide your wife.
@australiantalk
Put it all away.
It's amazing because yeah, there is the 13 who are represented in more than 50.
No remember, it's less, because they got the women and the senior citizens, it's 26 yeah, so so you're talking about some bad ombres that are subscribers to Marga, and those bad ombres typically reside in the ghetto.
elijah schaffer
Can you remove here?
You're like, you're like off the corner of the screen, there you go.
There you go, you're good right there.
You're good right there.
Bring your mic over to you.
unidentified
That's good, you're good.
@australiantalk
There you go, Like, are we trying to do a professional show here?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're trying to do.
It's good times.
I have you in a new seat today.
@australiantalk
Australia's still got black and white television, man.
elijah schaffer
You know, this country is kind of gay, but in retarded, but hey, if the government's watching, I still like you.
@australiantalk
We didn't have shopping bags at the supermarket or the grocery store.
We use kangaroos' pouches to transport our goods for us, my man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, somebody just got eaten by a shark yesterday in Western, I think in Perth, actually.
And the best part about Australia is that the comments weren't like, oh, this is horrible.
It was like, well, that's the risk we take getting in the ocean.
Like people just, people here just accept that you just get eaten by sharks.
It's like, it's like, this was the second attack this week.
And it's like, people are still swimming there.
And there's been like two people attacked.
They're like, this is the third death this year or whatever.
And you're like, so it's, we've got three deaths in this one swimming spot.
Sharks just ate people alive.
And then the best part is they're like, this man went out on his jet ski to go look at the shark to go try to save the diver.
Doesn't save the diver.
The guy gets eaten in front of him.
I'm watching the footage.
And he's like, oh, isn't she such a big beauty?
unidentified
Oh, you're a big devil.
Aren't you?
elijah schaffer
Look at Jack.
And he's like, not even, he's not even shocked.
He just saw someone get eaten alive.
How did that country of people that aren't afraid of great white sharks all get vaccinated?
That's weird shit.
I don't, okay, I don't understand it.
Anyway, we need to look at this.
So let's get into the real footage, right?
@australiantalk
One quick comment on that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
So yeah, of course.
That's because sharks subscribe to the ideology of the RDF and that ideology dictates.
Send them all to God.
He'll figure them out.
And also, I'm never going to fall susceptible to the sharks in the ocean because I always swim with my Batman shark repellent spray.
elijah schaffer
Beautiful.
Yeah.
Well, for me, too, the thing is, is that is that speaking of real threats, though, the footage did get released by Mike Johnson.
And a real question comes out as to why he decided to release the tapes.
Now, I think there's obviously a lot of pressure on him, but this will make everybody look bad.
The reason why Republicans aren't releasing the tapes, the reason why they have it is because it's a uniparty.
It's one government under no God against the people.
And so, yeah, and so they really don't want to look bad, especially during the time where they make Russia to be the enemy, where they're trying to make, you know, the Americas the good guys.
Russia is evil.
They set their people up.
They do false flags.
They're attacking the good Nazis in Ukraine.
But right now, we need to support the Nazis in Ukraine, but fight the anti-Semites in the U.S. because we need to support Israel, but also support Nazis, but not the Nazis here.
But yes, the Nazis over there, but not over there.
They're not good Nazis.
But not Hamas, because Hamas is a Nazi.
Hamas is ISIS.
But also in here, we need to fight against the oppressed because white people are bad here and oppressed people are the good guys, but the oppressed people are not the good guys over there.
But they are in Ukraine, but not in Israel.
So I hope you're keeping up with the current thing in the narrative because depending on where you fly to and what zip code you're in, who you're supposed to be defending, who you're supposed to be protecting changes.
It's really hard to keep up.
This is kind of confusing, right?
Because it's Nazis here.
unidentified
Not at all.
@australiantalk
Not at all for us molecular biologists, Elijah.
We understand arithmetic and that was some phenomenal mental gymnastics that you just demonstrated.
But that's math, man.
And you figured out the equation.
So kudos to you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, kudos, kudos to me, right?
I mean, this is absolutely insane.
I do want to bring up the actual footage, though, here, which I think is very important, which is the idea that the footage came out.
And this is like, it just basically shows the cops facilitating.
We've seen a lot of this, but if you look at this, I mean, look, people are just exiting the Capitol building, literally just exiting.
And the police are just chilling.
Like a lot of them are even still wearing their masks, you know?
@australiantalk
And blue hats, like a good United Nations police force should.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you would expect the police to be locking the doors, you know, taking pictures of their faces, telling them, hey, sighting them, courting them off into some sort of a corner, trying to make a perimeter to lock everybody inside the building.
But they literally just like let people walk through like it was a tourist.
@australiantalk
Do you think the dude on the right, the cop there who's decked out like he's about to battle RoboCop is like, damn, I bought too much gear today.
I'm struggling, man.
Why the hell did I wear this helmet?
I don't need this.
These are friendly MAGA people.
No, no, friendly Democrats walking past me right now, friendly Democrats, but likely to vote Trump.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but here's the point, though.
And I think someone in the chat just brought this up is that there's 5% of it is still classified, right?
So he's releasing it a bit by bit, but they're still classifying some of the information because there's probably some stuff that's really damning.
Like, and I think what's really damning, if you wonder what I think is classified from someone who was there, who's look, dude, I'm just going to say this.
I'm just going to clarify the record.
If you see me in the footage doing some things, I hope it's in the classified footage.
@australiantalk
Elijah, were you twerking on January the 6th?
elijah schaffer
Dude, listen, I'm not saying I compulsively masturbated in the, I'm just kidding.
I never did that, but I'm, but I mean, uh, but I mean, like, you know, it's like, yes, did I sit in, did I sit in a chair in Nancy Police's office and eat Cheez-Its and like try to barter some Cheez-Its off of one of the protesters in the hallway?
Is there things like that?
Yes.
So it is a little bit embarrassing me just sitting there eating Cheez-Its, but I will tell you this.
@australiantalk
Nancy Pelosi cheese.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I think the classified probably shows certain informants.
It's probably key things, like somebody on the inside opening a door or like hitting a button to unlock all the doors.
Like things that are, because, you know, by the way, they were just on, they were just on trial, the FBI was, and the intelligence community when asked directly whether or not there was informants dressed as Trump supporters in the building before people got in.
They couldn't say no.
They go, well, he goes, the answer should be no, sir.
You should say no.
He's like, well, I can't really speak to that.
@australiantalk
For reasons of national security.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And he's like, were there Trump supporters?
Were there federal agents dressed as Trump supporters inside of the building before the protesters got in?
@australiantalk
Alex Jones was right.
Alex Jones was right.
elijah schaffer
And he's like, I can't answer that.
And he goes, what about these ghost buses?
How about the fact that we saw federal buses that were mock buses show up?
We found the buses.
They showed pictures in testimony.
And we saw the people show up.
You guys dropped off busloads of agents dressed as Trump supporters.
Yes or no?
Well, we can't talk about that.
Dude, you guys set this up.
I mean, we know it.
They know it.
But it's more or less sad because there's people actually rotting in prison for this right now.
Elijah, it's absolutely fake.
@australiantalk
Why aren't you believing what the television tells you?
The teleprompter readers have told you what to believe.
Elijah, forget about your own understanding.
Forget about your own discernment.
You are to accept what the television tells you.
Don't get a twisted man.
Just take on board what they say.
They've told you what happened there.
Don't believe your lying eyes, which shows evidence to the contrary of the narrative.
You will accept it and you will celebrate Joe Biggs rotting away for two decades, which is absolute nonsense.
These people deserve to be set free yesterday.
They should have never ever been convicted in the first place.
People like Adam Schiff, people like Pelosi, and i'm not even going to include the squad, but shout out to Aic's RACK dude.
elijah schaffer
Here's the thing, though.
Um, I have more footage to release on this, but the reason why I haven't released more footage I have some really, really good footage from inside the building.
I'm not gonna lie like right here.
You see right, you see that he just like literally released the prisoner, did you see that?
@australiantalk
He literally bank robber, approaches the police officer and the police officer sets the bank rubber free.
elijah schaffer
But here's the deal.
@australiantalk
So like, his weapon of choice was a bouquet.
elijah schaffer
Yeah yeah dude, your average, like your average black city is more, is more dangerous than and you're, like the Trump's Chocolate City.
@australiantalk
Get it straight, okay.
elijah schaffer
But see, I don't want to be sensational and I mean this in a genuine way, and I said this at the beginning of the show, but i'll say this now.
I want to repeat myself.
If you just join the stream because of this footage being released and the fact that they're keeping some of it classified look, if they weren't keeping any of it classified, then I would say that the violent felons that committed acts of violence should just be retried.
Yeah, that way I, I would say that felony violence should be retried, with the option for early parole because of entrapment.
That's different and you go well, are you justifying I?
I'm not the people who justify all the violence against officers.
I know some of the officers who were there I actually met, i'm not going to say, but i'm some of the officers that were in my footage.
I met one of the officers when I I had to go back to the Capitol to renew my press license, which is sitting over there, and I had to go back in a year later.
I remember I put up a picture and blaze made me take it down because I put up a selfie of me and I said i'm back, bitches.
unidentified
And then like they were like, take it down, we are safe.
elijah schaffer
They're like Schumer's gonna not let you re-get your license, you get that down.
But but I know I was like i'm just, I can't stop the trolling, it's too funny.
But I I, um.
But I remember I was nervous going in and then like I got stopped by one of one of the UH Capitol police officers like hey, you're Elijah Schaefer.
I was like I remember I talked about this on the show.
Then I was like oh oh, i'm gonna get arrested.
No, like i'm trying to get him through the back.
@australiantalk
Right, he's coming in.
He's coming in.
Hamas designation, Elijah Schafer.
unidentified
Elijah Schaefer, Hamas designation 1776.
@australiantalk
Proponent, Elijah Schaefer, believer in Christ.
Elijah Schaefer, married to a Jew.
unidentified
Elijah Schafer, get him boys married dude Jews in my file.
elijah schaffer
All right, that does remind me.
Did you know our newest member of our our UH, Diversity Coalition, Ham Mas?
His name's Ham.
He's a refugee.
@australiantalk
Um, and turning straight on to the camera a little bit more Elijah, people can't see there we.
elijah schaffer
So he's his name's Ham.
He was came out in the last episode.
unidentified
He's the new Australian Diversity Coalition and he is wearing a little hat you just can't see.
elijah schaffer
No he's, but he's an immigrant, which is the most important part about it, and his name is Ham and his last name is Mass.
So his name's Ham Mas, which makes you think he could be Anti-semitic and he could not like Jews.
But here's the deal, in western countries, we need to let in all of the refugees, no matter if they pose a threat to us, our existence, our life, our way of culture.
We need to let in the refugees.
This is the refugee Ham, and Debstep.
Debstep sent me a new member of the Diversity Coalition, which we will open at the end of the show.
So, if you want to stick around the end of the show, we have a new member.
unidentified
It did, uh it.
elijah schaffer
We have a new member of the Diversity Coalition and we're here to go.
@australiantalk
So is that the Beretta from the Ghetto or is that the Desert Eagle from the Bible Belt?
elijah schaffer
Um, I don't know, but I just know that we have A new.
We have a new member that we're going to open up at the end.
And this just reminds me, though, like, dude, they let the guy go.
Yeah, they let the they let this guy go.
@australiantalk
And so, all I was saying, why is he bending over like he's about to go?
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait, all I was going to say is the guy knew who I was.
And it was because it was his wife that was the officer in my footage that got her head knocked out.
She was, she's off work.
She had a head, a severe, like a TBI or whatever, severe head injury.
@australiantalk
She took a baton of love.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she hit her head on this on the sidewalk.
So I'm not, I'm not justifying it, but what I was going to say is those who committed, like if someone pushed her down and she cracked her head, they should still get a retrial with a chance of parole.
Because if it was entrapment, like if they show that the government let them, then it should be reduced charges.
If there was not, if there was misdemeanor violence, I'm at the level of maybe retry them or just let them go on the grounds of entrapment.
Like if it's pepper spraying a cop to the face, then I think they should all be released based on entrapment, right?
Like not because they're innocent, but just exonerated on entrapment because it was allowed.
They were lured into a place to commit a crime.
And then anyone who committed nothing, no violence at all.
Like it doesn't matter if it was minor property destruction like or anything needs to be completely exonerated on entrapment.
And everyone's like, we need to be released.
They were set up, but that's not a legal, that's not a legal terminology.
I'm saying based on entrapment, that because it's like, well, it's not saying that they didn't commit any crimes.
It's saying that they were lured into it.
And it was evil of the government to do that because it was putting people in a position of vulnerability.
And you're supposed to represent the people, protect the people, not entrap them.
So I think entrapment's a very easy way for just to say, fucking drop this shit.
@australiantalk
Well, Ray Epstein.
Ray Epstein actually said, come in through here, ladies and gentlemen.
Come and seek the tour of your lives through this area right here.
Allow me to part the gates for you.
Come on in.
So every single person that then walked through, he should actually be fundamentally responsible for them.
The King of England once said, anyone that falls behind William Wallace, who was aka Braveheart, if you follow William Wallace into battle, well, William Wallace is responsible for encouraging you, inciting you to take your sword against the King of England.
Similarly, Ray Epstein should also be guilty.
elijah schaffer
I think so.
Well, and I think so too.
You look at this footage right here.
I don't know if you can see it.
How the cops just like literally just like let people walk past the cops just meandering and like directing people.
I mean, dude, look at this.
The cops, then he's like, they pointed him.
They're like, go that way.
It's that way.
The speaker's office is that way.
Dude, I really do believe that the cops in the moment here.
So I'm going to say this.
This is a, I'm going to say some things that I've never said before, and I'm willing to say them now.
I'm willing to say them now about this.
Okay.
Here's a couple things.
@australiantalk
Benjamin Netanyahu.
Mute yourself.
unidentified
No, no, no.
@australiantalk
You don't want to hear this, Mr. Netanyahu.
You do not want to hear this.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to say this.
I spoke to officers.
I need to be really careful because I'm in legal.
I mean, I have predicaments.
I have a lot of stuff I haven't said and released.
And one day maybe I'm going to give a full account because I legally can't say certain things because of just my own safety.
@australiantalk
Well, I can say them because.
elijah schaffer
No, yeah.
@australiantalk
But, but I, no, dude, this place has Pelosi's husband had a gay lover arrive to his house and called the cops on that guy because he wanted to get down with fisting when he was only there to give head.
elijah schaffer
No, no, I am a so one thing, one thing that happened, and I'm going to, I'm going to remind people of this.
This is very serious, but this is true.
Okay, we were in a corridor.
I'm not going to say who I was with because this would not be good for them.
But I was in a corridor and there were like three directions we could go.
And if people don't know this about the Capitol building, is that they can gas hallways.
Okay.
They can actually gas hallways and it's thick.
There's no windows.
They can, they, it's, I don't know if the tear gas comes out of the wall.
I don't know if it comes out of you know ducks.
I don't know if they just have a quick way to roll you can gas people in tear gas.
You can gas the hallways to shut down the corridor and they shut the doors.
So it's like literally like, they know how to stop people.
Basically, if you thought there wasn't a way for them to stop people from moving forward in the Capitol building, you're a fucking dumb shit retard.
Okay.
So they know how to do it.
And I saw them do so.
I have this on footage, by the way.
I watched them block the entrances.
To the other two doorways and open up what?
The corridor to Nancy Pelosi's office.
Okay, to the speaker of the house and I have this footage too um it's, it's been submitted for evidence in alcohol which looked abundant in an office.
People say, there's like, there's even like a there.
I get emails sometimes people like oh, Elijah's a fed or this that okay.
First of all, you guys are retarded.
I, my entire job, was covering these events.
Secondly, the the reason Taylor Hansen, the reason why he's not in jail is because he he recorded Ashley Babbitt be murdered.
He has the footage and he'll testify.
And if he gets, if he has to testify and gets convicted, then then Bird will get convicted.
unidentified
It's, it's.
elijah schaffer
I know some other people that were there that also are not convicted because they have.
They have leverage on the government, and so I have leverage because I have certain things.
Not only was I the one who filmed ray up, start the violence and keep wanting to testify about that, but they won't let me, but also I watched them.
The big thing was everyone that got nabbed the hardest was because they were in Nancy Pelosi's office.
They pushed the protesters into Nancy Pelosi's office.
They just did and I didn't even realize that's where they were going and they were like, all right, go that way.
And it was to get away from the gassed hallways.
They didn't just end up there on accident, because they didn't end up there so they were their place of refuge, right.
So they were coerced in it.
They were entrapped into the office because obviously, Nancy Pelosi was Trump's biggest enemy in Congress at the time and they know that that's a big.
You know, the Democrats they, they desecrated the speaker of the House.
But also think about the most famous pictures from the event other than outside.
It's the Electorn guy carrying speakers, lectern and these kinds of things.
They needed photo op.
But guess who was there in the office with me the, the main press, the main press.
Now they were at the front, that's true, but that's why you have all the main pictures from there.
Now i've never released my main footage from the office.
And the reason?
Why is it?
Because, why?
Because it wasn't what they said it was.
People were just there chilling.
Why were they all there?
They just were getting away from gas.
So I hate to say it, but I know they entrapped the people.
And I could go on with more, with more things that I witnessed that I have on footage.
But I saw cops just let people into rooms and I saw cops a cop did point a gun at me.
I did have that as well but I saw cops telling cops to just chill out.
@australiantalk
Like yeah, just like yo relax, they're peaceful Democrat voters like, allow these people to come through on their tourist expedition.
It's such a shame that you guys weren't able to be spirited away to aic's bathroom, where she was locked down in a defensive position and she was terrified about what was happening to her there on that day, even though it was occurring in a totally different building.
Elijah I, I almost feel like I am perhaps going to be subjected to some draconian punishment from your government because I'm in proximity to a Democrat voter right now.
I'm in proximity to an insurrectionist.
How dare you, Elijah?
How dare you?
You're in Pelosi's office, man.
You're in Pelosi's office.
Don't you understand that is the height of heights?
Don't you understand that it is exalted space you didn't deserve the right to be there.
You haven't paid taxes in the United States as an illegal immigrant that you are.
Like, what the hell?
What gives you the entitlement to think that you deserve to be allowed into that revered space?
elijah schaffer
My wife is Jewish, so I'm above criticism.
The thing is, is actually, actually, so that's the thing is I'm above criticism.
I'm not joking.
You're an anti-Semite if you criticize me.
So the government is anti-Semitic.
That's the honest to God truth is like, you know, only are Trump supporters the most dangerous threat to the world, but also every other country in the world can do wrong, but Israel can't.
So somebody wrote me the other day and they were like, you're a Jew hater.
And I was like, first of all, no, I make love to a Jew.
I make Jewish babies.
That's different.
But also, listen.
@australiantalk
Wait, in fairness, are you trying to fuck the Jew out of her or are you trying to inseminate the Jews so you can have protection?
elijah schaffer
When I say fuck the Jews, I mean that in a much more positive and sexual way.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I mean Kaiser milkers.
@australiantalk
Elijah eats kosher every single night when he goes down.
elijah schaffer
I mean, kosher fish.
You know what I mean?
Cooked correctly.
unidentified
You know?
elijah schaffer
No, no.
@australiantalk
Blood libel, blood libel when you go down once every 28 days.
How dare you?
elijah schaffer
Hey, it's like somebody goes, wait a second.
You guys are anti-Semites?
I thought we were trying to hook up with some hot Jewish chicks.
That's what you meant when you said fuck the Jews?
unidentified
Oh, dude, we had a completely different story.
@australiantalk
Normally, Western dudes want to get down with their wives when their wife is in a nurse costume.
Elijah puts on Ben Shapiro's hat and bows down before her.
And she's like, oh, fetish.
Oh, fetish.
Oy vey.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I was just, I'm not racist.
I'm just horny, man.
Come on.
That's like the best thing.
@australiantalk
Let's get back on track here.
unidentified
All right.
Right.
elijah schaffer
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I'm here in the studio with my guest, Ben Australia.
Talk.
I know I haven't been around on Saturdays.
I've had some severe medical issues and some things I've been working on, but I've been back.
And there should be no canceled shows going forward unless God, you know, changes things.
We will change the subject in a second.
I just want to look at one more video, though, that I think is really important to look at, which of course is this video of the cops once again, just letting people move through.
Check this out.
So, Ben, tell us what you see here.
@australiantalk
The police are wondering why the hell are we being called in for overtime?
There's hoodlums in DC that we should be policing right now.
We're being told to stand guard for these very peaceful Democrat voters.
These people who were only here to see Pelosi's office and to marvel at the opulence of Pelosi's office.
It's unfortunate.
Notice they are walking across a black and white.
elijah schaffer
Keep going.
I'm going to bring up another video, so please just keep going.
unidentified
Yeah, my boy, Poppins.
Let me see what we've been waiting for.
No!
elijah schaffer
Keep the January 6th protesters.
@australiantalk
Keep going.
elijah schaffer
What do you think?
What about their behavior?
unidentified
Go ahead.
Go.
elijah schaffer
Come on.
@australiantalk
Well, at least a daddy's taking care of his daughter.
And that is to be congratulated because that is a rarity.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, that's true.
Oh, he's shaking.
@australiantalk
And because the room is extremely cool, I think the only abuse he is demonstrating is by keeping her in such attire when he is wearing a jacket because obviously the climate is very cold in that room.
But nevertheless, he is picking her up.
He is dropping her up on down on where his shaft should be.
So the homie is all about connection.
He's all about connection.
He wants to get inside her.
elijah schaffer
Well, speaking of that, I want to look at good behavior here.
We are going to look at a couple things here of January 6th tapes that continue this.
Check this out.
So we're speaking about model citizens, right?
Oh, I don't think I can play that one on YouTube.
I guess we'll wait till we're only there.
I want to talk about a really important story.
Now, I don't know if you remember this, but there was an individual and we're talking about like who's actually causing the problems in our country, right?
And of course, it's right-wingers, it's Republicans, it's Trump supporters, Alex Stein, law-abiding gun ownership.
Yeah, and it's Alex Jones.
It's everybody, right?
It's law-abiding Republicans.
It is, it is, you know, I mean, like, Autumn Grouper, correct.
Autumn Groiper, right?
It's the greatest threat to existential humanity.
Follow Autumn Groiper.
I heard, I heard Autumn Groiper on Twitter is actually Nancy Pelosi's alt.
And Nancy Pelosi will say, I'm not joking.
It's Nancy Pelosi's alt, but you should follow Autumn Groiper on Twitter.
It's true on X.
But I will say, one of the interesting things here is this video came up.
I don't know if you guys remember this.
And this guy was approached at his house in Los Angeles.
And he had a concealed carry permit.
And he was approached by armed robbers.
Now, watch this because if you didn't follow this story, this happened.
Check this out.
So this is security footage.
They came up behind him.
He pushes them away and he fires at them, right?
This looks like a movie, but this is real.
@australiantalk
Quick draw.
elijah schaffer
Now, obviously, he's wealthy.
I mean, this is probably West LA or something like that, right?
These are the guys coming up to him.
This is another security footage on footage here.
unidentified
Notice how quickly the The Trump supporters flee.
@australiantalk
Non-human jumps the fence.
elijah schaffer
No, that was, that was a Trump supporter running away.
Okay, so the guy, right, this horrible guy who has a gun saves his family.
Now, this is very legal.
@australiantalk
Damn straight.
elijah schaffer
He has a firearm permit, a concealed permit, which, by the way, is extremely, extremely difficult to get in Los Angeles.
My assumption is he's either ex-military, ex-police, something.
No one gets hurt.
It's judged as self-defense.
So in court, they review the footage.
It was decided this was completely a lawful discharge of a firearm.
Okay.
Even how low he shot, the fact that you see it hit the fence there or the wall shows evidence he's a trained marksman.
In the story, he said that he wasn't doing it to protect anything inside, but he had his, I think, his in-laws and his wife and kid inside.
@australiantalk
Innocent people.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And so he just decided to shoot them because everyone.
@australiantalk
1776 is justified.
elijah schaffer
Now, what's crazy is Colin Ruge from Trending Politics reported on this and said this.
California man Vincent Ricci, which must be Italian or something, who defended his family from two robbers at his home has been stripped of his concealed carry permit.
Absolute insanity.
On November 4th, when Richie was returning from the gym, two armed men rushed him as he was entering the home.
Richie jumped into action and pulled out a handgun and chased the robbers off his property.
Richie had a concealed carry permit, which saved his home from being robbed and potentially the lives of his family.
Unfortunately, the sheriff's department in Los Angeles has stripped the permit away because he yelled at LAPD when they came to investigate.
Richie is convinced that the decision to take his permit away was because he used the gun to protect his family.
The sheriff department is refusing to release any more information.
This is uncommon.
The government does something.
They claim, here's why we did it.
And then you go, well, can you just show me what was the paperwork?
Who made the complaint?
Who decided to take away the permit?
And they go, well, we can't show you.
It's classified.
And dude, this is crazy.
In Los Angeles, a guy is judged in court that he uses his firearm correctly.
He literally potentially saves his family's life, saves his property, defends his family.
And then he is labeled the criminal because he yelled at officers.
Now, I know why he probably yelled at officers because you ever met the LAPD officers.
They're a bunch of fucking assholes.
@australiantalk
Yelling is a crime.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
It's not illegal.
He didn't do anything illegal.
I bet you they were like, they probably were hassling him, right?
Going like, why'd you fire your firearm or why'd you pull it out?
He's probably like, dude, some people came up behind me with their guns and they attacked me and my family.
So I pulled out.
I know how this works with police.
So I pulled out my firearm and I shot at them because that's what I would do.
What would you do if somebody pulled a gun out on you?
You guys kill people all the time that pull guns out at you and no one's mad.
Maybe BLM's mad, but no one's mad.
They took his gun from him.
Now this is publicly known.
This is publicly known that he doesn't have a concealed gun on him.
So now if the guys want to come back, he doesn't have a gun on him.
If they wait for him to get out of his car, they've publicly said, hey, you can re-attack this guy and there's nothing he can do about it.
I mean, as in the words of the great saint and Lord and Savior, GU Net, 50 Cent, has said, fuck the police.
Fuck the police.
Now, the sheriffs, the sheriff.
@australiantalk
Clarification, fact check.
That was NWA.
elijah schaffer
Okay, thank you.
I got my scripture wrong.
@australiantalk
I quoted the Bible and Mark Zuckerberg owes me some cash flow now because I just fact-checked you.
elijah schaffer
But I mean, do you get what I'm saying?
@australiantalk
I feel like I get paid in shekels as well, Zuckerberg.
So get it.
elijah schaffer
Zuckbucks.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, I just think that's crazy that he got, he got Zuckerberg.
@australiantalk
Well, of course it is.
And the reason why it's crazy, Elijah, is because if he had aborted his family so they wouldn't fall victim to becoming the targets of the bad ombres, those Democrats had decided to jump over his fence and try to smoke him.
He would have been within the law, but because he dared to contravene the First Amendment by yelling at the LAPD.
Well, of course, there are no protections afforded to American citizens under the First Amendment for yelling.
So he's the bad guy.
Welcome to the future.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but I also think it's kind of crazy, though, when I see that that is dystopian to me.
@australiantalk
As a matter of fact, what was he doing?
He was actually maintaining his firearm the correct way.
He was holding it upright.
He was utilizing the defensive tool correctly.
And because he wasn't indiscriminately firing at those people, but was in fact using it as a defensive tool.
Well, of course he intended harm on those people.
elijah schaffer
Right.
@australiantalk
If he'd have been shooting sideways, it would have been all good.
elijah schaffer
Well, those are Trump supporters, right?
Just trying to try.
They were trying to help him in his home.
They were trying to help an old man get inside.
So he deserves to have it stripped.
@australiantalk
They just wanted to come and clean his bathroom.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
Perhaps.
I do want to bring this up, though.
Speaking of the degeneration of culture, right?
There are videos often that I wish I unsaw that are like, hey, you probably shouldn't have said this on TV, right?
There are things you shouldn't have said on TV or on the internet.
And this is one of them.
Watch this video.
unidentified
Taylor, you found out something pretty shocking about the identity of one of your subscribers.
What happened?
So about two months into me having my OnlyFans account, I had had this subscriber almost since the beginning.
He had spent around $2,000 Australian dollars, bought every single thing that I sent him.
We chatted every day on there.
I mean, he had a very specific username that was not a like automatically generated one or anything like that.
And an account with the same username had viewed my TikTok profile when I could see who was viewing it at the time.
And yes, I had the exact same username and it said from your contacts.
And my heart just sank into my stomach.
And I was like, I don't have that many phone numbers in my phone.
I know who this person is.
And he has spent this much money on my account, seen everything.
And I just sort of went into super detective mode.
And I said, I need to find out who this is.
I went through all of the contacts in my phone.
I crossed out anybody who had a established TikTok account and crossed out the people that said invite to TikTok.
And I was left with six names.
It was a couple of guys from school, one girl from school, someone's mum and my stepdad.
And I had just thought, okay, it could be those guys, but I feel like they would have told me, like they always message me, happy birthday.
It's not going to be them.
It's not going to be my girlfriend.
It's not going to be this mother.
It has to be my stepdad.
Wow.
So I went out on a limb and messaged the account on OnlyFans and I said, I know who this is.
And he responded saying, who?
Question mark, babe, you don't know.
And I then hit back pretty quickly and I said, you need to tell her before my sister and I die.
And with her being your mum.
Yeah, being my mum.
And within two minutes, I got a text message from my stepdad saying, Tay, you're free to talk.
@australiantalk
Wowzers.
Wowzers.
There's a whole lot going on right there.
I could spend two hours breaking this down, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, dude.
I mean, that is, that was no bueno.
@australiantalk
What's your fresh take on that, Elijah?
unidentified
I mean, let me see my diatribe.
elijah schaffer
Let me say two sides of this.
Okay.
Number one, this is not incest, like legally speaking.
@australiantalk
Well, of course not.
elijah schaffer
It's her stepdad.
So on the legal component, looking at it from that side, he didn't commit a crime because it's incestual crime.
Well, yeah, but just in general.
@australiantalk
She's an adult.
He's an adult.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
And for all we know, he was trying to get to the stepdaughter anyways, right?
@australiantalk
When Tommy Lee's father watches his son have sex with Pamela Anderson on a boat California.
Well, i'm guessing he wanted to see Pamela Anderson get railed.
Okay, this is i'm not just because his son was doing it.
Is that incestuous to watch it?
elijah schaffer
No, what i'm saying is it's.
This is more like porn um, by proxy.
This is more like porn fantasy where, like it's like my step bro or like you know, Stepsis and you know like Stepmom, and that this is more porn stuff.
But I would say this, my second, this point is before, we shame the dad for looking at this.
Also, why are we like feeling bad for the girl with the only fan?
@australiantalk
He was a fan, after all, he was maybe her only fan, so he wasn't pirating it, he was paying for the content.
elijah schaffer
Dude, no wonder why we're effed up and people don't like me.
This is a horrible point.
I'm making horrible points.
@australiantalk
But if whores are gonna whore, don't begrudge the man who takes correct, correct.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my dude, I love women who don't take accountability, which is all of them.
Which is this.
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Like they date, why you get the phone call?
Oh, my god, are you kidding me?
Your stepdad's like looking at your only fans.
Oh my, even the video where you spread your pussy and you stuck a carrot and a and a cucumber inside.
unidentified
Oh my god.
elijah schaffer
Oh wait he.
He looked when you had the anal fisting by.
Oh my god, was he?
unidentified
He paid you 500, he tipped you to put angle beads in all night.
elijah schaffer
This is disgusting and you're like they're just describing it.
Wait a second.
unidentified
So when you pissed on that guy's face, he was the one who paid you to poop on his chest.
Oh disgusting, he would pay you to do that.
elijah schaffer
And it's like no one's looking at the girl being like, hey, why did you take money to?
Precisely why did you take money?
And it's like, so he's the guy who pays you weekly to poop in the shower.
The waffle stomping.
unidentified
You can.
elijah schaffer
You can think about what that means, the waffle stomping into the drain.
It's like, dude, you're a whore and you're and your pussy's on the internet.
I, you guys, both are at fault here.
That's what I was saying.
My point was here.
My point was the stepfather was wrong, but she is equally to blame.
Why is why?
Is it always not the girl's fault it?
It's like, oh, what a nasty guy.
He is nasty, that is true, you shouldn't.
That's not appropriate and that's wrong.
But on the other end, you're a whore and you're selling your pussy on the internet for for like, like he can afford.
He's been your longest fan and he sent you a total of 2000 Australian dollars.
Yeah, that's like 1400 Us dollars.
So your pussy is for two months to be rented out for 1400 bucks.
You got a problem.
You're called being a whore, canceled.
@australiantalk
That's cheap Vegas odds.
elijah schaffer
Ultimately, that is not good.
@australiantalk
Every day of the week, 500 a week to have that on lockdown and be able to destroy it in whatever my fantasies can conjure, of course, but also like, let's give a little bit of uh I, I guess leanity to the father.
He isn't Woody Allen, Bro.
He didn't attempt to marry her, but what's worse is So, yeah, whores will be whores will be whores will be whores.
She's like, oh my God, I'm allowed to spread my pussy on the internet.
I'm allowed to get down with demon antiques.
But if my stepfather looks at me, that is atrocious.
Well, as a matter of fact, bitch, wake the fuck up.
The only reason he's with your mother is because he wants to tap that ass.
And because you are a whore, he's like, the mother's not actually bad.
She's hit the wall.
Yeah, I can acknowledge that.
But guess what?
I can check out her online and then I can say, how's breakfast, darling?
And she smiles at me.
But when she smiles at him, he sees her smiling from a different part of her body.
elijah schaffer
Looking on, yeah, but looking on the bright side of this, right?
So let's be, let's look on the bright side.
The bright side of this is, this show is so effed up because we do this, but the bright side is it's better than her real dad.
@australiantalk
Damn straight.
elijah schaffer
So it could be worse because I would say this, because like I read a story last night.
@australiantalk
I think if Salon Afghanistan, her father would take.
elijah schaffer
I'm not going to Google incest, dad, and daughter sex, but I was reading an article last night on Twitter of this girl.
And I think it was Salon, but it might have been a different, might have been a different, it might have been Wired or one of those talking about how like how good sex is with your dad because of like, of like the way it's like having like, it's like having someone to call daddy, but he really is your dad.
@australiantalk
I love being a guy because we don't have those thoughts.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, girls, dude, girls like make out with their dogs.
@australiantalk
They have these rape fantasies.
elijah schaffer
They're like fantasies, incest fantasies.
And I'm just sitting here like.
@australiantalk
Dudes don't have those things.
elijah schaffer
I'm about to get like, if I look at you wrong, I'm about to get accused of rape.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like everyone just believes all women and men are always guilty.
And there's like, it's like, if I just do the slightest thing incorrect, like I've had so many women in my life grab my genitals that I like, I'm not, I could not count them on both hands.
@australiantalk
In fancy while they're drunk, Joe Biden.
elijah schaffer
I've had so many women grab my genitals while they're drunk or like grab my nuts or like grab my ass and stuff like that throughout my entire life.
@australiantalk
Elijah's a celebrity.
elijah schaffer
From no, no, from being young till now.
And you know what?
Even if you confront them about it, like, hey, by the way, you know, when you're drunk, you grab my dick.
Like, I'm not mad about it.
I just want to let you know, like, you probably shouldn't be doing that.
They're like, oh, you're fucking, are you accusing me of something?
And you're like, no, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying, hey, for your own good, you probably shouldn't do that to people because somebody went to jail.
Remember with, no, they didn't go to jail.
Remember with Owen Schroyer, that chick grabbed his dick.
She like scooped his dick and he was like, just apologize.
Just apologize.
And she wouldn't apologize.
And then she had to go on some registry because she didn't.
@australiantalk
What's her name again?
I know she's the boss of Black Lives Matter, but what's that lesbian's name?
Yeah, the one that grabbed Owen's package.
elijah schaffer
I don't think it was a BLM boss that grabbed his package.
Oh, I just thought it was someone who's some random mom and he just, he just asked her to apologize.
I'd say like, dude, I don't really even care if you just apologize.
That's all I want is apologies.
Just apologize.
People do dumb shit.
But she didn't apologize.
But I was going to say, like, with these situations, it's like, I just get mad because it's like, it's like all these whores that are out there.
It's like they've created a culture of whoredom.
And they're always telling people that like, dude, they're literally, they're literally prostitutes in our culture.
These are, this is prostitution.
OnlyFans is digital prostitution.
And I'm not even shaming it.
Meaning, look, I'm not even telling you.
I'm telling you to take some responsibility.
You put a price on your own vagina.
You put a price on it.
@australiantalk
A cheap price.
elijah schaffer
And then you put it out there to use it.
You put an open subscription to whoever can access it can access it.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And then you're mad that the wrong person accessed it.
That doesn't justify him or say that he's in the right, but it means that you share in the guilt.
And this is all I'm saying is it's not that in every situation men are right.
It's not that in every situation men are correct.
@australiantalk
Well, no, they are.
elijah schaffer
Well, I just said it's not a no, not in a situation, but if you looked at who shares the guilt, it's like that poster.
Have you seen that one poster?
It's like John is drunk.
Kelly is drunk.
John had sex with Kelly.
John's a rapist.
Kelly couldn't consent.
You're like, well, hold up.
What if I got raped too?
What if, how about, what if we're both getting raped?
That would make sense.
So now we're both.
@australiantalk
All you did was stood up straight and she jumped on.
elijah schaffer
So maybe we're both rapists.
Maybe we're both rapists now.
But that's the whole point about it.
It's just like this society, it's meant, everything's meant to entrap men.
All of life is one January 6th.
It's all meant.
Like, that's why these videos make me mad because these chicks, let me go back to it.
This video makes me mad because like, look at this.
Let me see this.
She's already.
@australiantalk
In fairness, she's already got her hair tied back.
elijah schaffer
She's like, she's good to go.
This girl is, she's like, we're supposed to make her feel like she's a victim for putting her pussy out on the internet for $4.99.
I'm sorry.
I don't feel bad for you.
Your father's stepfather's weird.
Definitely a strange guy.
Doesn't understand boundaries in a family, which is fine.
Doesn't understand boundaries in a family.
But I'm just going to say you, I bet you she had a coupon too.
I bet you he started off like 10% off the first month or something, you know?
This bitch is a coupon pussy.
@australiantalk
Hold up, not even mad.
And meanwhile, was she not seducing him?
elijah schaffer
Like, no.
@australiantalk
What responsibility does she bear?
Like, if she's getting naked in front of her stepfather through his private devices when he is confined in a dark room with himself with his cock out and the tissues close by, does she bear any responsibility to frigging her pussy?
And then also, the crime used to be, or no, no, the rule used to be, you can look, but don't touch.
Well, he's only looking.
Did he touch?
Did he touch?
elijah schaffer
Also, someone in the comments said they would have sex with their stepdad.
So I'm worried now.
I'm worried now.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
That is true.
@australiantalk
Don't do it.
Chuck Schumer deserves love too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah.
Zero accountability is all I'm saying.
Is that they put this woman on TV and I'm like, what's her name?
@australiantalk
I want to actually check it out to see if it was worth it.
I'm thinking about going and marrying her mom.
Getting rid of the stepdad so I can participate in that activity as well.
elijah schaffer
Also, we don't know.
We just don't know.
We know there's a lot we don't know, right?
Let me go to a couple other things here, a couple other topics.
@australiantalk
I know she's Australian, but her name is Shaniqua.
elijah schaffer
Her name is Shaniqua.
Her name is Shaniqua.
All right, let me see this real fast.
There's a couple of things I want to talk about today, which is a little update on the Adam Johnson story.
Do you guys know about this?
So Adam Johnson, right, was the was the hockey player.
Now, he was killed by Matt Petgrave.
Is that who his name is?
Matthew Petgrave?
The black hockey player.
Because 0.1% of hockey players commit 100% of hockey story.
@australiantalk
Mr. Karate kick to the throat twice.
elijah schaffer
Now, let me slice Matt Petgrave was allegedly arrested.
I don't know if that's true.
They said somebody was arrested in connection with the murder.
Who that was?
@australiantalk
But it wasn't a murder.
unidentified
Yeah, but it wasn't a murder.
elijah schaffer
It was manslaughter.
Yeah, it was manslaughter, whatever.
But here's the deal.
It was homicide, perhaps.
But, you know, Adam Johnson, the people want you to forget and they want you to feel bad.
It's always black people.
The only people that are really consistently victims in the world are Jewish people and black people.
And gay people are not even victims anymore because trans people are the new victims.
Do you know what I mean?
Like gay people are not even victims anymore.
Like they're not even victims because gay is boring.
Be trans now.
Cut your dick off.
@australiantalk
Gay rape isn't rape.
elijah schaffer
Asian victimhood didn't even get real either because once they found out that the abusers of Asian people were primarily black people on the street and Jewish boards on in universities.
Now you realize the Jews and the blacks are victimizing the Asians.
So now it doesn't matter anymore.
So then fuck it.
They had to go to the Supreme Court to get it.
@australiantalk
Knock out game Asian style.
elijah schaffer
And by the way, when they found out that like the people who hate trans people the most are gays, gays are really mad at trans people for ruining their movement to get normalcy and rights.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So because it's like the gender ideology, gender extremism movement sort of took over the sexuality movement.
@australiantalk
The trans are diluting the talent pool.
Correct.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying so now the victims are trans blacks and Jews.
Even though I just said three groups, the only thing that my colleagues will hear is the third one and then call me an anti-Semite because they're selective hearing.
I can get you guys hearing aids if you want it.
I talk about all groups and I don't talk about just one country, but all they hear is one country.
So we know which group is the greatest victim.
But I will say, I will say, no, it's just so fucking annoying.
You know, I'm going to pop off here for a second.
I get so fucking annoyed at my former colleagues and people who have like really, like, really, I mean, who tried to get me fired, but I'm not employed by anyone and I haven't been for over a year.
So you can't really get me fired, but okay.
But they've tried to even get me fired now, right?
They try to get me fired multiple times throughout my life.
Sometimes been successful, sometimes not.
But it's like, they're so mad because I won't fucking play the game.
Like, dude, I'm on this journey to be honest.
I started out honest.
I just didn't know as much as I know now.
Now that I know more, I'm still very, I think I'm very generous.
I think I'm extremely generous to them and to different communities, right?
I could go off like Stew Peters on gay people.
I choose not to.
unidentified
Hold up.
elijah schaffer
I could go off.
I could go off.
I could go off on the Jewish community like Nick Fuentes and I choose not to.
I could go off on the black community like Drew Hernandez and I choose not to.
I respect all of those people and I don't mind that they do that.
And I think it's, I think that everyone's got their thing.
I can go off on Hamas and the Palestinians like I'm Jake Shields or Luke Gage or any of these guys.
And I respect they can do that.
It's not me.
I'm generous.
I don't choose one group and focus my criticisms.
That could be a good thing maybe for my career, but I just don't because that's not my personality.
I like to keep a wide range of topics, a wide range of ideas, and I go after them.
Now, all those guys are incredibly smart, gifted, talented.
Most of them are my friends.
@australiantalk
They are.
elijah schaffer
And I mean, and I appreciate their work.
@australiantalk
Damn straight.
elijah schaffer
So I'm not, this is not a criticism of them.
I'm saying for me, you can't peg me on one issue.
@australiantalk
You can't peg Elijah Schaefer.
elijah schaffer
Unless you pay.
@australiantalk
Elijah Schaefer will not be pegged.
elijah schaffer
No, unless you go to my OnlyFans and you pay me, then you can peg me.
But if you're my stepdad and you're listening to this, I'm going to go on a TV show and out you for pegging me on my OnlyFans.
@australiantalk
Wait a second.
The stepdad was only reimbursing her rent money anyway.
elijah schaffer
If he was paying the bills, though, this is a whole nother story.
@australiantalk
And also, Elijah Schaefer may not be all about discrimination because Elijah, with your rant that you just went on, which was totally factual, I believe it from the heart.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because they only hear one thing and they're like, oh, you know, you're an anti-Semite, dude.
unidentified
Fuck you, you fucking bitch motherfucking cunt.
I fucking hate these people.
elijah schaffer
I literally do.
They're literally worse than the left.
It's like, you think because I was called a racist and a Nazi that suddenly I'm being honest and accurate about a conflict overseas that I don't even fucking care about at all.
Really?
I don't.
But you think because I'm being honest about it, you're going to, you know, fucking try to get in the way of my contracts, disinvite me to things, ghost me, cancel on my show, call people, tell them not to work with me.
You should see some of the emails.
I'm not going to share them.
That's what I meant by being generous.
You should see some of the emails from fucking Turning Point USA people about me.
You should see some of the fucking emails.
You should see some of these groups.
I won't name anybody else.
You should see some of these groups and the shit that they say about me and the stuff that they do to try to ruin my life.
You know what?
I'm really generous.
I'm nice.
I don't out these people and I'm very kind because you know what?
I realize they're trying in life and they might be blind and I've been blind before too, but now I see.
And it's just like, it makes me angry because I'm not even attacking my own colleagues.
I don't attack people.
He was blind, but now he's not even attacked.
I only sometimes attack Ben Shapiro.
unidentified
That's it.
elijah schaffer
I don't even go after the Daily Wire.
I don't even go after the other people at the place.
I don't go after these people.
You know why?
Because it's not my enemy.
They're not my enemy.
They're not.
Even if we disagree with you.
@australiantalk
You love your enemies.
elijah schaffer
No, but even if we disagree on a few things, we're friends.
We're colleagues, whether they like it or not.
I know them.
Maybe I'm not propped up anymore by big Zion money.
Maybe I'm not propped up anymore by that kind of stuff, right?
All these people pay for views.
They get promotions.
They work with the tech companies.
They all have representatives.
They can avoid a lot of censorship.
Have we been hurt by that?
Yes.
But at the same time, I'm not going to change.
@australiantalk
Elijah, wait a second.
unidentified
But they don't.
elijah schaffer
They don't hear the criticisms of everything.
unidentified
They just choose.
elijah schaffer
That's what the left did.
Like, oh, so you hate black.
Basically, what the right wing is doing today is what the left did in 2020.
When you're like, hey, I actually disagree with Black Lives Matter.
And they thought, what?
So you're racist and you hate Black people.
Well, don't attribute to me a cool description.
I don't want you to call me that.
I haven't earned that.
But on the flip side, it's like, that's today where I'm like, hey, I just don't really support this war.
And I think that Mossad is fucked up.
And I think so is the CIA.
And I think that we need to stop meddling.
We need to stop destabilizing the Middle East and stop making, you know, Muslims our enemies because I don't want them in my country, right?
So that's why everyone's like, well, let's side with the Palestinians.
I'm like, no, because I actually don't want Muslims in my country.
I actually want the Muslims to leave.
I want the Arab Muslims that not talk about my, I have friends who are Arab, who are cool Lebos that are Christians and stuff, whatever.
They can stay.
But I want those, those like rats, I want these Hamas BLM protesters out of my fucking country.
Okay.
So I do.
So they don't hear that though.
I don't know.
It just makes me angry because I feel like we always get fucking back into a corner on this show.
And I always end up losing all my opportunities and friends by just not fucking picking a side that sucks shit.
@australiantalk
Well, like I told the Australian government when they said, Benny, is Elijah racist?
I said, of course he's not racist.
As a matter of fact, Beyonce said, Elijah, come to my bedroom with me.
But Elijah is such a good friend and a friend to Australians.
He said, Benny, do you know what?
I'm going to take a pass.
I'm a married man.
You can go and make love to that black woman.
So of course I went and knocked one out with Beyonce and then a high-five Jay-Z on the way out.
elijah schaffer
Literally.
Literally.
@australiantalk
The things you do for your friends, Elijah.
And also for people that want to call him transphobic, he is not transphobic.
He is married.
So when he was offered an opportunity to suck a female penis, he passed it down the line.
unidentified
All I well, yes.
elijah schaffer
And all I'm going to say is this is this.
A lot of people have been very unkind to me publicly.
A lot of people have been very rude.
And a lot of people have deserved a lot of the things that I'm capable of doing, but I don't do because I choose not to, because I choose to keep my focus where it matters on issues that are important and not on infighting and not on slander and not on gossip and not on attacking individuals that don't need it.
Even if they deserve it, it's still not my place because I have to have self-restraint.
I'm not a bitch.
I'm not a fag.
I need to be good.
I need to, by that, I mean a cigarette in Britain, right?
A bundle of sticks.
We're not talking about homosexuals because homosexuals we call homosexuals.
@australiantalk
A P-H-A-G.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
E-double-but I mean, I'm not, I'm not going to do it.
Yes, but that's, that's, that's, we're talking about a bundle of sticks in, because we're in Australia.
So we're allowed to say that because that's what they're called.
@australiantalk
Well, in fairness to you, Elijah, when you are encouraged to pimp slap a bitch, you'd prefer to knock a dude out.
And you do not backhand people, you knock them out.
And typically they do have testicles attached to their body because you have determined that that is the only people you can strike when you are ready and willing to strike.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
And also the fact too that, you know, I'm tired of, I, I'm, the point is I just get, I'm not tired now.
So now that I'm working on myself, that's why I've been okay.
People don't understand this because no matter what people try to do to me, I have a marriage.
I have, I have my wife.
I have a good life.
You guys are awesome.
I have a great loyal audience.
You guys are amazing.
You guys support the show, whether the numbers are high or low, whether people try to kick me while I'm down or do whatever.
It's okay because we're always going to come back.
We're always going to be stronger.
And the amount of things that I have potentials I have, I'm laying low now.
I'm chilling right now.
I've got a lot of opportunities on the horizon, and we're going to go in that direction probably eventually.
For now, we're just chilling.
But you guys are great.
I want to say this before we jump any further, a huge reminder that it's something so important, guys, that I want to tell you: if you want to see the show continue, if you want to see it on its feet, if you want to see it on the long run, make sure that you go get a subscription link in the description to censored.tv.
Right now, we got a special promo going where you get up 20% off the membership.
Plus, you get, you know, what's kind of cool here.
Okay, so there's an extra show on Thursdays.
If you see that right there in the corner, this one, America's Doomed, we looked at FurryCon is coming up.
So we thought this is what you guys said, why didn't you talk about China and the whole visit?
That's all here.
This is all of what happened in China, San Francisco.
Plus, we looked at FurryCon and people that are obsessed with sexual fetishes with animals.
So if you're into that kind of stuff, no, that's on Thursday nights.
But I'm saying that's that's not that's a show that's only on censored.
@australiantalk
Gavin requires it.
elijah schaffer
But you also get this show as well, the live, the live show that we do here.
But we cut out all the commercials.
It's kind of cool.
You get a membership, you don't have to get commercial free.
You don't have to listen to the ad reads.
It's just the show together.
Plus, there's a live chat.
There's a community.
And if you use my promo code offensive, get it for somebody.
Join the join it and be there.
Of course, to you guys that are my locals community, I appreciate you guys.
You can continue to support at locals.
Like I mentioned, I'm going to be giving you guys and locals a special promo code for Christmas if you want to sign up to both.
And I might make it, and I'm considering, and I don't know this, but I'm considering making it that if you buy a um, I might just, I might have figured this out.
I'll figure that out because I'm trying to, I have to get permission from them.
Anyway, trying to make it so you can join both communities at one time.
@australiantalk
Joining both communities, what you're prepared to give the listening audience was a secret bonus code that this used to utilize for the only fans for my only fans.
elijah schaffer
Basically, I'm going to give you access to my OnlyFans when you sign up for my Patreon.
But make sure you guys check that because that's really good.
And the more of you guys sign up there, the better because that really helps them keep the show going.
And I really appreciate that.
Make sure you check it out.
@australiantalk
We love you, dudes.
elijah schaffer
All right.
@australiantalk
Got a supporting man.
Like, you know, like Americans know, like, Elijah Schaefer is the man.
He was out there getting his face smashed in by Antifa when he didn't deserve to be.
He could have been happily going about his life doing his own thing, making squillings of dollars and actually simping out, shutting the fuck up and doing what YouTube told him to.
He said, No, I won't compromise.
1776 mandates that I tell the truth, but more so than that, my understanding of biblical morality dictates that I must tell the truth.
And yeah, is Elijah fallible?
Of course he is.
We all are.
We're all sinners at the end of every single day, but he's trying to do the right thing for you, dudes out there.
And if Shapiro can make millions through the Daily Wire, we'll at least allow Elijah to make 100,000 shekels for summer.
elijah schaffer
For summer, yeah, okay, I think we were back on.
I appreciate that.
It was very nice.
And I also think we were on this Matt Petgrave thing with Jordan, the story that was going on in the UK.
We're speaking of this.
This was the, I think this, let me make sure I have the background on this correct here.
Yeah.
So former hockey player Adam Johnson had purchased an engagement ring to propose to his girlfriend, Ryan Wolf, before he was killed on the ice.
Johnson had purchased the ring before the couple went to England for the 2023-2024 hockey season.
Wolf found the ring in the apartment after Johnson had passed away.
And this is basically her speaking.
And we just want to honor him and we want to remember him because we were all Adam Johnson and we're all fighting a lot of Matt Petgraves around the world.
unidentified
Check whether it came to school or life in general.
You just seem to have it all figured out, which gave me so much peace and comfort and made me feel like we could do anything or be anything and we'd be okay.
We'd be happy.
The last year or so, you came up with so many different plans for us from starting a farm or a coffee shop or me becoming some big hot shot so you could be a stay-at-home dad with a whole van full of kids you wanted.
I wish we could have had all of that and more.
And I pray that in another life we do.
I just hope in heaven they let you have your farm and all the cows and chickens your little heart desires.
I'll forever miss all your silly quirks and the nicknames.
And the phone calls where you'd start off asking me what doing.
I'll especially miss the way you'd complain about not having enough time for more coffee, or the way you'd throw your head in my lap wanting me to play with your hair.
I'm so lucky to have loved you and been unconditionally loved by you.
To me, you were everything.
You were my home, my best friend, my sounding board, my rock, my safe haven and the love of my life.
I'm never going to stop thinking about you, missing you and loving you until we can be together again.
I love you, thank you.
elijah schaffer
He was executed, am I right?
He was.
It was man.
It was, it was manslaughter.
@australiantalk
Well, when you engage a target and you advance upon them with velocity and you raise your leg to right angles in fact above right angles and you target their throat with a blade attached to your foot well, you may not have been seeking decapitation, Isis style, but you were intent on causing significant harm, resulting in death,
and therefore, was it premeditated?
Could anyone premeditate something within 90 seconds or three seconds, or 0.1 of a second?
Yeah, you can bro, especially if this thing is lingering inside you, especially if you want retribution against the man who's done bad things against your peoples.
And what better place to carry out that conduct and activity and try to uh, try to give it some semblance of cover than an ice hockey ring dude?
That guy smoked an individual on the ice in front of the crowd and he was cheered and he was celebrated.
The hurt that she is feeling is legitimate and she didn't deserve to feel that hurt.
He went out to enjoy a game, a game that typically doesn't result in death.
You know what tough guys in ice hockey normally do.
They say, here I am, i'm right here, i'm throwing down my gloves, i'm gonna grab you, i'm gonna punch you with the other hand and you're gonna grab me and punch me with the other hand.
And even if we have helmets, guess what those helmets are coming off man yeah, that dude pulled out the equivalent of a deadly weapon and he sliced that guy up.
It's disgusting, atrocious man.
It is literally atrocious.
elijah schaffer
It makes me feel sick to my stomach and I just watching how cocked white people are.
You know, in our society like um, you know like they're, like we support you, Matt Petgrave, they just it's the victim mentality.
Dude, this is the thing, the thing that I that I hate.
@australiantalk
Are they gonna take a knee for him soon.
elijah schaffer
Well they, they did they.
Technically the standing ovation was, was the knee right?
I mean that was like they did a standing ovation and I love my ice hockey friends.
Like it's, it's a, it's an accident.
You're like dude.
@australiantalk
Listen man, when was kicking people in the throat?
elijah schaffer
Listen a normal player.
Listen if.
If this man's track record wasn't for the most penalties for violence and for misconduct and like basically the whole team in the, he was a recidivist, he was like, he was like one of the one of the most violent and he's known for violence inclined to criminal conduct.
@australiantalk
Yeah, he was on the ice.
elijah schaffer
On the ice he literally was, was penalized for the most penalized minutes for like committing acts of violence, and I know hockey is a violent sport.
But this guy was it's penalized, meaning it wasn't allowed right, it's not rep, this is not ref allowed.
I believe that's what that is penalized.
He's got a penalty for like unwarranted violence and so the fact that this guy has a history of unwarranted violence and it's not accusations, it's like actually convictions, right of this stuff makes me believe that he is not innocent.
And we watched it, we saw it and it's like dude, if Kyle Rittenhouse can go on trial for murder, then this guy can go on trial for man.
@australiantalk
Well, Kyle Rutenhaus, in fairness, only had a skateboard swung at his head, so how dare he actually pull the trigger?
Because a skateboard to the skull won't in fact harm you whatsoever.
But this dude man, Al Sharpton's all about this dude.
He said no, it was normal.
This is what's considered normal on the ice rink.
It's not normal conduct whatsoever.
There was an animalistic portion to his conduct man, and he intended harm.
He intended serious harm.
Once again, if I thrust a blade at anyone at velocity, at a moving speed, and my target of the blade is their throat, it was just innocent.
I was just picking daisies, was nothing untoward whatsoever.
There was nothing premeditated about this whatsoever.
I was just trying to reclaim my balance like bullshit dude, bullshit.
That was hardcore.
And you did it, man.
And what's worse is that people are saying hey hey, you didn't mean anything bad about this, there was nothing untoward about this.
It didn't even deserve a red card.
You shouldn't even be suspended.
Imagine if it was the Nfl.
Imagine if a big ass, 380 pound, six foot seven linebacker picked up a slight framed little.
Well, i'm not even sure what the positions are, but the guys are running the outside defensive like, oh no no, brother you're.
You're literally uh, you're literally, you're literally asking, the wrong guy picked up that dude, picked up the light dude and spiked him on his skull, which rendered him a paraplegic right, would that be acceptable in the Nfl?
elijah schaffer
No, it.
@australiantalk
Would that be contravening the rules?
elijah schaffer
No well yes yes, it would.
But here's the point, though.
It's like, if it's been malicious intent right, but this is this is just saying, oh, it was a freak accident.
And this is where I want to talk about the double standards with people.
Right, this is very important that we don't also let hate um dwell in our hearts.
We hate that which is evil and we love that which is good, but we don't allow ourselves to succumb to the temptation of the flesh to just assume, because he's black, that he's violent.
Right, because there are non-violent blacks.
But also, you're also not doing good if you assume that blacks can do no violence because they actually are something's different about, about the black community.
I don't know what it is, but they commit a lot of violence.
Okay, and this is the problem and this seems to be an issue.
Right, Oj Simpson was wealthy and Rich, but if the glove doesn't fit, we must acquit okay.
So i'm just saying we don't know what's going on now.
There's a lot of really good black people out there, but I want to.
I want to switch the subject because this is another thing that I want to talk about and I said I would talk about it last night on this show.
If you can watch the censored tv show, you should.
It's really funny, it's really good.
Um, and we have some really good guests coming on next week.
Like I said, we're supposed to have Myron from Fresh AND FIT next week.
We're supposed to have uh, Glenn Greenwald next week and uh, Australian Talk might come back next week, who knows?
You can follow him on access links in the description, but I wanted to talk about this.
So the the the, the double Uh standard here, you know, at the UH headquarters, at the I believe it was actually technically at the capital we, we just watched the insurrection.
Of course there was violence that did occur that day but um, this just happened like the other day.
Right, this?
unidentified
Some of us got thrown.
People getting thrown down the stairs.
People getting thrown down the stairs.
a long hour, so you had this going on.
elijah schaffer
Now this looks just like the scenes that we saw from actually january 6th.
Look at all those MAGA people, I know, but this is, this is the Democrat Palestinian side, and this is what I was going to say is, look, I really don't.
This is why I don't like this argument, and we're going to talk a little bit about this, about the disingenuous arguments on both sides.
Just because i'm critical of the way Israel is handling the Palestinian conflict does not mean that I align with these people at the Palestinian Anti-Israel protests, and so people will be like oh, why don't you join the Hamas protests?
So here let me I'll explain why I don't.
So my criticisms of the Israeli conflict are as follows, Israel has AI PAC and has has an uh should, should that which should be registered as a foreign agent has too much influence and control over the United States government and industry and the?
No, I'm not in some conspiracy where I'm, you know, against all Jews or anything like that.
I'm talking about the organized Zionist movement, right.
So AI PAC has has, is spending a hundred million dollars right now to defeat people who are against Israel in elections okay, so I think AI PAC should have to register as a foreign agent, and I don't think we should allow foreign companies to lobby our government at all.
Right legally.
Now they probably still will lobby illegally, but they, but they but they should not be allowed to.
Number two, I think that that through that, Israel gains unnecessary influence over our political actions and if you adjust for inflation, we've sent over 240 billion dollars in military aid to the country, including their current missile defense system.
On top of that, because of the lobbying, a lot of the actions that have taken place in the Middle East, I believe, are largely influenced by Israel, the most recently being the bombing of Solemni in Iran, which I don't think was it was necessarily a wise decision.
I'm not against it, but i'm saying it was obviously risky and I don't think that decision may have caused any long-term issues, but some of them have.
So i'm against that and I also believe that they allowed the october 7th attack to happen and lied about a lot of details that have been proven and Continue to lie, including some that Hamas is ISIS, when it's just fundamentally not.
That being said, that being said, I don't want Palestinian people in my country.
I don't want Muslim Arabs coming to my country.
And I don't agree with people like Andrew Tate who think Islam is the only cure for the West.
I want Islam out of my nation.
I'm not a fan of Islam.
I don't think that Islam is more dangerous in the immediate than, let's say, wokeism, just because they're not an institutional power.
But I don't want Muslims in institutional power in my countries.
@australiantalk
Fair enough.
elijah schaffer
So that being said, I also am not in this idea.
I don't not like Israel because they're the oppressor and the occupier and Palestinians are the oppressed.
I don't share ideologies with these people.
I don't go to that because I don't go to protest because it's vogue and it's cool and stuff.
I got invited to speak at a ceasefire conference here.
I might speak at it, but that's because I'm coming from an angle of, yeah, I think we should, the West should stay out of this.
We should stop sending money to Israel and we should call upon Israel to not, and this is the last conclusion.
My main conclusion is, so why do you care then about the conflict?
Well, not only because we help fund it, but primarily because not just we fund it with our tax dollars by aid, but we often are used to do what Israel wants in the Middle East.
And now we have all these Muslims that hate us and all this immigration to our countries from Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq.
We have all this immigration of people who don't share our values because we did Israel's bidding in the Middle East.
But I don't like these people.
I don't share these people's values.
I'm not pro-Islam.
And I have Muslim friends, but I'm not a pro-Islam guy.
And I don't think Islam is a good thing to influx into Western power.
I think we're a Christian.
We should be Christian nations.
And that's what I believe.
So it's like they're both disingenuous because if you say you disagree with this side, they're like, oh, so you're a Zionist shill.
You're like, no, I do disagree with Israel.
Like, so you're with us.
No, I'm not with you.
And everyone's like, so you're playing the middle?
No.
I just like, I have a reason why I believe what I believe.
And I don't have to join a horde of people to prove it.
And then so that I just get fucking kicked out of both camps.
That's what that's all I wanted to say is I just, I don't agree with this.
This is BLM people.
@australiantalk
Elijah has become an island.
He is the world's largest minority.
He is now the individual.
Oh my God, Elijah, the government's calling me.
I've got to duck out for 30 seconds and take this call.
Otherwise, they're going to shut me down.
I think they're going to tell me that you are not allowed to speak this way in the land and under.
I'll be back in 30 seconds.
elijah schaffer
All right.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let me go to this.
So here's the deal.
So this is what I was going to say.
It's like, here's the point why it's important to realize this.
Orthodox Jews on average genuinely back Trump and tend to be right wing.
83% of denominations say that they plan to vote for the incumbent compared to 14% for Biden and 4% undecided.
So it's like Orthodox Jews do vote, particularly right-wing.
And so I support Orthodox Jews in terms of that regard.
In terms of politically, we actually do align.
But I think one of the most important things here is that when you look at the overall voting, which people don't talk about, this was posted by Jack Pasobic.
When you look at the overall voting, new poll on Jewish voters, Biden versus Trump, 68% plan to vote for Biden.
Biden versus 22% view Trump favorably.
Support Biden's handling of Israel-Hamas war, 74%.
So you're literally talking about the fact that this is like actual real world, real shit that's going on is that Jewish people on average don't support republicanism.
They don't support right-wing ideas.
And 74% of Jews overall support the handling of Biden of this conflict, which is why we even need these panels.
I don't know.
But it does bring up the most important fact that, yeah, this is why I'm saying it's not like I'm against all Jews because I think Orthodox Jews were some of the greatest fighters in New York against lockdowns and things that were going on.
And I know many Orthodox Jews who are against the Zionism idea of using America as a superpower to destabilize Middle Eastern countries.
But it doesn't mean you have to like, you know, suddenly join pro-Hamas protests or justify 9-11 or something.
You know, like I just think people are intellectually dishonest.
And the moment that you don't exactly 100% agree with them, they kick you out of the club.
And I really hate it.
I genuinely hate it.
It's bothersome to me.
It gives me anxiety sometimes, even because no matter what I do, I'm making somebody angry.
And I cannot seem to keep friends for very long because they ask me not to think for myself, but to agree with them.
And I cannot promise you I'll agree with you on all things, but I can tell you I'll continually think by looking at the facts.
And a lot of people don't because feelings do care about facts.
We know that as 100% fact today.
So I don't know what people, I am the original island boy.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So people are like, yeah, large pots.
Yeah, it definitely seems that way.
Yeah, it's true.
@australiantalk
I have an update, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Are you back now?
I didn't see you just come back.
@australiantalk
Yeah, I got off the phone with my government handlers and they told me, don't you ever forget, Mr. Shapiro may not pay you, but he approves your payments and therefore you are to fall in line.
And my job here, Elijah, is to keep you in line.
But as a matter of fact, I'm happy to tell them the Second Amendment defends the First Amendment.
And Elijah has both.
So you better get on board with that.
This isn't Tel Aviv.
elijah schaffer
You better not pout.
You better not cry.
I'm telling you why.
Ham Mas.
Wait, where it is?
@australiantalk
Can I speak about that?
elijah schaffer
Come in to your town.
So he's making a switch.
He's setting it off twice.
You better hope the first bomb fails because you will be dead whether you're not your nice ham mases.
Come in to town.
@australiantalk
Okay.
So why I tell people this, Elisha, just take out the wide shot for yourself again.
And let's show a little critter there on the edge of your table who looks like a black belted Yoda who wears the little hat, but that's obscured because we don't have a bird's eye camera.
We don't have the document cam that Alex Jones has.
But yeah, here in Australia, would you believe?
So there's a company.
It's called Kmart.
You guys in the United States.
We used to go to Kmart.
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we used to do that.
@australiantalk
So Kmart in Australia sells Christmas hams.
They sell pork for Christmas because they want to get down with that because the atheists need something to eat on that most holy of days.
And Kmart normally has a product, and that product is called a ham mass bag.
H-A-M, top line, middle line, M-A-S, third line, B-A-G, ham, mass, bag.
And it was determined because of lobbying by the Australian Zionist Council and the Australian Jewish Lobby that that was actually promoting pro-Hamas propaganda because the Jews, those who wear the little hats, had determined that the bag didn't say pro-Ham Mass.
unidentified
Ham Mass Christmas.
@australiantalk
They said that says pro-Hamas, which it didn't.
elijah schaffer
But that's his name, right?
His name is Hamas.
@australiantalk
The product was pulled.
Thank you, Elijah, for pulling it up.
Now people can understand what I'm saying.
So Merry Ham Mass, which is almost a play on words, Australian taking the piss.
Let's have ham for Christmas was interpreted by the Jewish community as pro-Hamas, pro-Hamas, we must strike it down.
Jonathan Greenblatt got involved.
He sent out his ADL minions.
And would you believe that Kmart, after selling this product for more than 10 years in the land down under, has decided, no, we can no longer sell that product because that is terrorist.
Like, it's crazy, my man.
The influence these people have, it shouldn't actually be happening.
So when you go and buy your Christmas ham from Kmart, they will no longer put it in a Merry Ham Mass bag for you to bring to your family on that most holiest of days because that's not according to Zionist rule.
Do as you're told.
Maintain.
It's crazy, man.
elijah schaffer
It is crazy.
Shafang Long sent a super chat here and he said, you'll never guess what the friend of John Podesta, who famously debunked Pizzagate, was arrested for last week.
This is an idea of for me and not for thee.
A rules for thee and not for me.
John Podesta's friend who debunked Pizzagate is arrested for raping toddlers.
A mainstream journalist and close friend of John Podesta was bragged about debunking Pizzagate has been arrested on sickening slew of child rape charges.
Slad Somer, editor-in-chief of the recount and friend of former Hillary Clinton campaign.
Is that true?
unidentified
Let me see.
elijah schaffer
Is that true?
Wow.
Okay.
@australiantalk
I think it looks like Larry Schecklestein.
What is it about him?
What is it about those features?
unidentified
I don't know.
@australiantalk
Bring to me.
elijah schaffer
No, we're good.
No, we already got Hamas on the stage.
@australiantalk
Oh, sorry.
elijah schaffer
We're already Hamas.
unidentified
We're already Hamas.
@australiantalk
I love the First Amendment, bro.
elijah schaffer
I love it.
Let me see this real quickly.
@australiantalk
That is crazy.
It is crazy.
Of course, John Podesta didn't do anything wrong apart from come out and face the audience in New York City and say Hillary will not speak about the election because she'll come back in the morning because she's weeping too much.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but also, I mean, the backwardsness of this all is, you know, people are trying to explain today how Christ is king can be used as a dog whistle in an anti-Semitic slur.
I had this, there was this account on Twitter.
A dog whistle to those soup for Knowles, which is like apparently like a Ben Shapiro simp account.
@australiantalk
Noel, Noel.
elijah schaffer
You know who that is?
@australiantalk
Yeah, it's a song.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
Yeah, but no, but I, but I was tripping out because people are trying to say, people say Christ is king is a dog whistle for like anti-Semitism.
But it's very interesting, as Brian sent me in the chat.
He said, like, it's just weird because it's going, well, what about the idea of this is anti-Semitic because Jesus was Jewish.
And I know people say Jesus wasn't Jewish.
I know there's a camp that says that.
I just don't believe that Jesus was Jewish from the line of David, his Davidic line.
Okay.
If you want to say those were different Jews back then than they were today, then maybe you have a case for that.
I'm not here to argue all the idiosyncrasies of lineage.
@australiantalk
In fairness, the Jews back then did kill Christ.
elijah schaffer
No, well, the Romans technically did, but the Jews called for to be killing.
So this is why the Gentiles and the Jews both share the blame.
They really do both share the blame for the killing of Christ.
They really do.
Which is why after the death of Christ, there is neither Jew nor Greek nor Scythian, but we are all free, right?
So we are all free in Christ.
And this is a very important thing, right?
Christians need to stop Christian shaming themselves and thinking Jews are superior.
They're not.
You're a Christian.
And you know what?
If you're not even religious, if you're not religious, you know what?
The opportunities for salvation are still easily for you as well.
But these like these, these battles are just stupid.
But I just saw people fighting that Christ is king can be used as an anti-Semitic slur.
And also somebody just said something like blatantly Christian on the internet.
This guy was like, you know, Ben Shapiro will not truly understand Judaism until he becomes a true Jew by accepting Jesus Christ as the Savior, the king of the Jews.
@australiantalk
Shout out to Preston Parrow.
elijah schaffer
They got so mad at him and were like, this guy's an anti-Semite.
You're like, dude, that's just Christianity.
That's just Christianity.
So you realize they really hate Christians a lot.
And it's really unfortunate because there are very cool Messianic Jews, which is different than Christianity.
Messianic Judaism is different than Christianity.
But there are Preston Parrows out there.
There are people who understand that Jesus is the Messiah.
Preston's the man.
But I do bring up the idea that people are just really, really sensitive.
And I like someone from Daily Wire is like, Elijah, you're the last person to join in this convo.
And I'm like, the last person to say that saying Christ is king is not an anti-Semitic slur.
Why am I not allowed to go on it?
Because people say mean things about me sometimes.
Why am I not allowed to say that?
Why are you disqualifying people from just making a truthful statement?
This is why I said the right is just as bad as the left when it comes to denying reality.
But you know what?
There's more good people on the right than there are on the left.
I promise you that.
That's true.
That's true.
So it's not, it's not equal.
The left and the right are not equal, but they're the same when it comes to the fact that there's some of the same bullshit on both sides.
But I don't take the exact same side as like certain accounts where they're like, there's no point in voting.
The left and the right are the same.
No, the right is better than the left, but there are some of the same bullshit people that are saying the same bullshit things on that side.
You know, so I'll just leave it there.
@australiantalk
The left is pro-abortion and the right is pro-life.
And it's worth noting for the record, Your Honor.
Before Elijah Schaefer decided to pursue this tenuous position as speaking truth to the internet, he was actually involved in Bible College.
He was a pastor, practically, back in the day.
He was closely aligned with God.
So he was rooted in fundamental beliefs.
And he understood that because he pursued it.
And was he encouraged to be there by his family?
Well, perhaps.
But has it played an integral role in formulating his worldview?
Yes, it has.
So if anyone holds hostility against Elijah Schaefer for his belief system, they are actually opposing the word of God because the word of God intricately shaped Elijah Schaefer's belief system.
Praise God.
Christ is king.
If you don't like it, well, admit you are a Luciferian.
Thank you very much.
elijah schaffer
I forgot we have a live chat for Censored too, which I can go into, which I'm going to try to get into right now.
@australiantalk
Can we go into Rumble anytime soon?
So I can't write hardcore.
elijah schaffer
I can't right now.
@australiantalk
I so want to see that.
elijah schaffer
People can donate on the censored live chat.
That's crazy.
@australiantalk
Elijah needs socks and underwear.
Give cash now.
elijah schaffer
I like how people are just like so, let me see.
@australiantalk
Someone has mentioned the synagogue of Satan.
So yes, the synagogue of Satan is spoken about in Revelation 2.9, where it says those who say they are Jews, but are not, but are in fact the synagogue of Satan.
elijah schaffer
Well, yes, let me ask them real fast this.
Guys, I was actually asking you guys last time.
I'll kind of show you once so I know if you guys want more shows, less shows, should I do a daily show that's like an hour, an hour and a half and go over the news?
@australiantalk
Should Elijah retire and just let me do his show?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, should I retire or should I be doing a show every day for like, you know, an hour and try to like pace it better?
I was asking you guys for genuine feedback.
Like, would you like a show that's like a little bit shorter, paced, you know, make sure we're hitting at least 10 different subjects a day?
That's like Monday through Thursday with maybe like a pre-record like review on Friday.
Would you, I'm asking you guys because I work for myself and I can do whatever I want.
I'm asking you what you would like.
And I'm saying, hey, I'm genuine.
Lot of creators don't ask this, but i'm saying like yeah, I can kind of do whatever I want.
I can start a brand new show.
I could have Ben on all the time.
We could do anything.
If we have your support, we could do anything.
And the thing is is i'm also being, you know, being finding out.
Do you guys want more guests, less guests like, do you want?
Do you like it just solo?
Do you like it with Ben and solo are people in studio.
I ask you guys genuine feedback because I want to know, because it's going to be a new year coming up and usually in the new year I switch things up a little bit.
The show's always switching things up, but meaning I also am planning.
You know obviously, when I return to the Us, I have some offers to start some new shows.
Um so, censored wants me to do whatever I want.
They want me to develop things.
So i'm just looking for genuine, uh feedback from you guys on what it is you like, what you don't like, what you'd like to see more, so that I can just give you guys content you would enjoy, because we are censored heavily, we're shadow banned everywhere.
Um, we're just.
We're just like.
We can't get these deals.
These people get at Rumble and all these things.
We don't get the promotion.
So we really are just here to serve you guys.
I have no other masters but Jesus Christ and I want to see in the market.
I want to serve you guys uh, well and um, I want to make sure the market is coming back to you, Elijah.
@australiantalk
And also uh, let me ask this because I know you will not, would the audience prefer if I was banished from this seat and it was replaced with a nice, hot Australian babe who was d, double d or e or in a bikini top?
Would that keep you more interested in Elijah's show?
Now, of course, we would place tape across her mouth because she doesn't deserve to be heard from.
The only appeal of her is to be looked upon.
But nevertheless, would you like some Aussie babes in bikinis on the show, or should we save those only for Marin's appearance?
Obviously, aka Fresh and Fits appearance on slightly Offensive next week?
By all means, let us know.
And uh Elisha, can we go to Rumble, BRO?
Because I want some of these clips to be played and I know if we put them on uh, let's call it youtube.
I know people would prefer to replace the wire with a different letter of the alphabet.
But until that time happens, what are we thinking e?
Do you think I think a few of these clips that i've sent you actually can be played via youtube because they are public, there is nothing untowards about them and I am ready to curb my speech about them uh, to fall into line with what youtube provisions are.
elijah schaffer
Well, i'm looking at this here and i'm just seeing what you guys are saying as we end out the show here.
Um, someone's like I miss the tick tock roast.
Oh, so good, so good.
unidentified
Oh, so good, all right, you guys are all over the place.
elijah schaffer
Um, it's really hard.
You know like sometimes someone's like dude, less shows, some like more shows.
Like two to three shows is perfect, nothing.
Someone's like keep to talk to stories.
No roast, tick tocks.
It's like all right, we'll just kind of keep it all, I guess.
But I guess i'm just gonna stop um, the canceling shows.
I'm gonna make sure I get out the three to four shows per week.
Make sure that i'm.
I'm gonna try to just make sure i'm out every monday wednesday friday consistently, so we'll get another.
@australiantalk
People want you e.
elijah schaffer
Well, make sure everyone On every Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
And if you want an extra show, sign up to censored.tv.
Use promo code offensive.
Join and join the studio.
I want to go.
@australiantalk
20% off at the moment.
20% off.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's really good.
Massive.
Go into the locals community.
You guys sent in some super chats here as well.
I want to make sure that we read them.
And then we're going to open up our new member of society here.
So from the top, you guys had sent this solving, solving everything.
I'm tired of this, Grandpa.
unidentified
Well, it's too bad.
elijah schaffer
And then we have to be J6s are known as terrorists.
Oh, it's so good.
One day, the reason one of the main reasons why I want to get back to the U.S. eventually, or I need to figure this out, is because I want to go back to where I don't have to do so much on the table.
So I can just talk and yell and throw shit and dress in costumes.
@australiantalk
Because we need to come out as my alter ego, which is if only we could be doing shows in Burkas every single day.
elijah schaffer
Burka Fridays?
@australiantalk
Because, you know, there's a conflict happening at the moment.
And if we can get involved with actually Cointon about that conflict whilst we're in Burkas, I'm sure we could bring some people across to believe the letter to America.
elijah schaffer
I know new thing.
I need to give my Israel updates.
When I'm talking about my why I understand the Palestinians, I need to wear a burqa.
And when I'm talking about the Jews, I need to put like coins in my eyes and wear like a little hat or something.
You know what I mean?
But like the thing is, it's like, look, we literally do have resources here.
This is one of my favorite resources I've ever had in my entire life, which is my rest in peace, Kez is my party poppers.
My party poppies.
@australiantalk
Because dynamite is illegal in Australia and we certainly can't have five.
elijah schaffer
I can't even find like real ones, you know.
But I mean, like I should get back to popping these as the start of the show.
Welcome.
It's, I always pop a little too early, you know?
@australiantalk
Well, you know, so 75-year-old men, they just don't have the volume anymore.
They don't have that punching power to explode.
Elijah, you did promise the people that you would unveil a bag.
elijah schaffer
Well, I need to come.
No, but I got to finish these things.
I got to finish these things.
Where are we at?
Look at this.
I got to finish these super chats.
I will do it.
All right.
Super chats.
Where are we at?
And Elijah Shaving, you know, is you're in the community.
We also had Why Are You Gay said Paraplegic Black Santa Claus?
Yeah, I know.
We don't have that here.
That's so funny they did that.
Vince Lasagna.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I'm not going to read that.
I'm not going to read any of these.
unidentified
I'm not going to read any of these.
elijah schaffer
So Why Are You Gay said good show tonight, boys?
You're on point.
Dusty Turt said big love for Ben.
Why Are You Gay said Santa in a wheelchair holding gift fabric, Christmas tree ornament?
Dusty Tard said reparations now.
Thank you for the super chats.
Dusty Tart said, I'd like to take Ben Ever, Australian Babe, apart from Kez.
And then Kylie Mtomrick said more dancing skeletons.
So that's all good.
Thank you guys so much for sending those in.
I really do appreciate it.
But yeah, I do appreciate it.
So that's good.
@australiantalk
Can we go to Rumble after this or no?
There's no way.
elijah schaffer
No, I can't right now with the software.
@australiantalk
We need to go to Twitter and do a video on Twitter.
Maybe we'll take a five-minute break, allow the boys to go out there and bust a nut and then come back to us.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is what it is.
@australiantalk
I just, man, I got to get to a couple of those tweets that I sent you, bro.
Like, that's some gold content right there.
I promise you.
I know the audience will like it.
It'll be right up their Ellie.
elijah schaffer
What?
@australiantalk
A few of the DMs that I sent you.
There's a couple of 30-second.
elijah schaffer
All right, let's go.
Give me a second.
@australiantalk
Go the black girl first.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let me go here.
Let's go here.
@australiantalk
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
We got to go over Ben's stuff.
This stuff, Ben Simmer.
We've got a little longer of a show.
Hold up.
@australiantalk
I'll tame the commentary to be in accordance with what YouTube requires.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
@australiantalk
But read between the lines, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's go here.
Let's go for this one.
unidentified
We are under attack and the Palestinian people want us all dead.
Oh my God.
What?
They attacked us on October 7th, viciously and without remorse.
Well, what the fuck?
Why?
elijah schaffer
Why?
unidentified
Why the hell would they do something like that?
elijah schaffer
That's awful.
unidentified
I beats me.
Honestly, they're just animals.
That's fucking terrifying.
I mean, Jesus Christ, if they can attack you without any type of motivation, they can do that to anyone.
Yes, exactly.
I know.
Okay, no, I'm sorry.
I need to do a deep dive on this because this is scary shit.
Wait, what?
No, You don't have to.
Oh, come on.
@australiantalk
Seriously.
unidentified
You have to believe we're in danger.
You're anti-Semitic if you don't.
elijah schaffer
What happened there, Ben?
@australiantalk
I believe the hood has started to open up their eyes and they are now inclined to anti-Semitism because they are not willing to believe the lie.
It's unfortunate.
And Jonathan Greenblatt, obviously, throughout the week was caught and there was a tape recording of his phone call, but he was imploring supporters of his particular mindset to do more.
We have to do more because we are losing the younger generation.
This is no longer an argument between old and young.
Oh, no, sorry, this is no longer an argument between left and right.
This is now an argument between old and young.
And we must step up our approach and we must further indoctrinate the younger generation because they're starting to believe things which wouldn't be favorable to us.
elijah schaffer
Oh, he said he can stop YouTube whenever we want.
Okay, I didn't know that.
All right.
So I'm going to put this in the YouTube chat.
Everyone head over to Rumble.
We're going to finish the stream on Rumble.
Did we get that on that?
Yeah, is that good?
Yep.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Everybody, if you're watching right now, we're going to open up the final thing here.
We're going to open up the package.
We're going to open up this package here.
This parcel.
We're going to go over the rest of Ben's stuff on Rumble.
So head over there.
Brian, if you can stop Rumble, let me know when you stop YouTube.
Sorry, YouTube and NX, and we're only on Rumble, censored and locals only.
So make sure you can stop that there and we can move on here.
All right, done.
All right.
Keep going, Ben.
We're back.
We're on here only.
@australiantalk
Oh, no.
I thought we could take 30 seconds.
I was going to reorganize my brain with language, which would be afforded to me under the First Amendment.
So just bear with me for a couple of moments so I can reset my mind.
And yeah, we can go hardcore.
But ultimately, like at the end of the day, people have to be free to say what they wish to say and speak straight off the dome.
Typically, that is what is coming from their hearts.
I know they may not have thought about it, but nevertheless, thinking about what you're saying is only normally there as a protection to not offend people.
But I thought one of the main reasons for the First Amendment wasn't necessarily for free speech.
It was so I had the right to offend people and therefore people had the right to take offense to what I'm saying.
And if anyone wishes to deprive an individual of their right to the First Amendment, well, frankly, they just don't want to hear things they prefer not to hear.
But sometimes people need to hear things they'd prefer not to hear because that can assist them in their development.
And if that was untrue, parents would not be able to tell their children that they've done things wrong.
Parents would not be able to scold their children.
School teachers would not be able to advise their students for what's up in Australia.
We desperately need the First Amendment.
If America exports culture, I wish the culture they did decide to export to us was the First Amendment.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they didn't, though, unfortunately.
unidentified
It's really annoying, actually, genuinely, right?
@australiantalk
Man, it's not good.
Like, I would have had a very, very promising career in mainstream media and broadcasting here in this country if I hadn't been willing to toe the line.
I did have many opportunities afforded to me as a younger person, and they were going to be extremely financial beneficial to myself.
Unfortunately, I was not willing to toe the line.
I wasn't willing to bite my tongue and I was not willing to stitch my lips.
So, I found other things, and I'm fine.
I've done quite well in life, but yeah, man, I do really think that the First Amendment should be universal.
And for anyone that pushes back against it, well, as a matter of fact, let's send them to the Taliban and let's ask them, do they prefer that or would they prefer to be in a society where the First Amendment is normalized?
elijah schaffer
All right, we're going to watch this.
Ben Benson, I haven't seen any of these videos.
Ben sent this in as well.
Let's watch this.
unidentified
I think we should torture you and your family.
Let's cut open your stomach, take out your fetus, and throw it in an oven, and then smell it while they torture you and cut off your body parts and rape you, make you naked, and drag you through the street.
elijah schaffer
I think we should wasn't that all debunked.
Like, wasn't the idea of, I mean, it was the girl that was dragged through the street naked in the back of the car.
I'm not defending Hamas, but the baby in the oven, we found out that story actually came Israelis did that to Palestinians during the during, what is it called?
The Niqab Niqab.
I don't know what's called during the last time.
@australiantalk
The Jewish celebration.
elijah schaffer
But then also, there was no biological evidence of sexual assault and rape happening from the Palestinians, but the Jews did do it.
I think something between up to 80% of detainees were at least sodomized or assaulted during interrogation.
And then the babies, the cutting the babies out, that was also fake as well.
@australiantalk
40 heads were not found.
Yeah, no, but I think from the bodies of infants.
elijah schaffer
But I think that was like, that was like the, like, look, I think Hamas was allowed to commit some atrocious crimes that day.
I think they did, but I think that they're comparable to the things that Israel does in Palestine as well.
So I think the people, I know a lot of people are like, I'm not going to say Palestine because it's not a real place.
It doesn't exist.
No, it does.
@australiantalk
It exists for the people that have lived there.
Yeah, it does.
elijah schaffer
But also, Israel is a real place too.
I'm not going to be like, Israel doesn't exist.
It's an occupation.
Like, Israel was a real country.
It was a real kingdom, I should say, not a country.
It was a kingdom.
And if today somebody decided to reestablish the Ottoman Empire, my argument wouldn't be Ottoman Empire isn't real.
It's not real.
It's not a place that's the Ottoman Empire.
I'd be like, okay, well, no, we've had Austria-Hungary, and now we have Austria and Hungary.
It doesn't mean Austria-Hungary wasn't real.
If somebody came in to try to unite the countries to Austria-Hungary and said, I'm going to reunite this, I would say, that's not real.
That's not real.
That's not a real place.
I'd be like, well, I guess the earth belongs to those who fucking kill the most people and win.
So I would say, there you go.
Like, when people are like, that belongs to Ukraine.
That's not Russia.
Well, it is now Russia.
So, so, so, I mean, yeah, it wasn't, but it is now.
And it's like, like, that's why I say the United States isn't the United States anymore in some places.
I'm being serious.
I'm not just being hyperbolic.
It's like, it isn't.
But I love these people that are like, just spew propaganda on both sides, constant propaganda.
It's so, but they lost the PR war.
Israel lost this one.
I mean, like, the world doesn't support them.
I've noticed that, but the elites do.
@australiantalk
Well, it's very hard to win a PR war when the reasons for you being involved in the war is 1,400 of our people were killed.
And of course, terrible.
And of course, dudes running through your hood, indiscriminately firing AK-47s and shoulder-fired missiles through RPGs at civilian cars.
Yeah, that's a bad thing.
But therefore, does that justify you dropping bombs on people indiscriminately, of which 99.5% aren't the perpetrators of it, and saying this is an appropriate response when that body count is now over 14,000?
And for some people, it's, well, of course it is.
For every hundred Jews or for every one Jew that they kill, it's only fair that we kill 100 of theirs.
Well, that doesn't seem like a proportionate response.
So ultimately, if Israel and the IDF were dead serious about this, they would send in their special forces and they'll kick in the front doors and they would send in their Rambos and those dudes would be seeking legitimate bloodlust to wipe out these Hamas dudes.
So the question is, why won't Israel send in the IDF?
Why won't they?
elijah schaffer
Because they're going to get their asses kicked probably or they're going to end up losing a lot of men.
@australiantalk
Okay, well, if that is the case, cool.
Well, that should inspire more Jews to join up for the IDF to go back and kill the people who have killed their IDF special forces now.
At some point in time, people have to recognize that this isn't the best approach.
Now, I know the IDF response is, well, we have to drop a bomb on the hospital because there might have been one bad Hamas dude in there.
So we're allowed to kill Hamas.
And those people in the hospital who are in the ICU or, you know, in wheelchairs, they should have got the hell out of there because we gave them forewarning.
Well, what if they can't get out of there?
unidentified
Because you're in hospital.
elijah schaffer
This sounds really fucked up.
But like, this is what I, this is what I don't like.
I'm not even mad.
Like, the reason why I'm mad what Israel is doing is because we're involved in it.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
If we weren't involved in any way, I wouldn't be mad.
And people go, well, then what if we stop funding them?
No, no, because their goal is to get Muslims to be weakened in their region and to emigrate them to the West.
They're trying to get revenge on Adam.
@australiantalk
Palestinians to America tomorrow.
elijah schaffer
To Canada, mostly in Australia.
But they want to ruin our countries.
They want to get revenge on the Roman Empire.
This is Talmudic teaching.
But I bring this up because it's like, well, I just don't want people ruining my country, but I don't have any problem.
And if they were just like, hey, we're just going to like nuke Palestine and just fucking like go at it and we're going to fight these people in our region.
The reason why I would be mad is because Muslims will start like Hezbollah and ISIS and shit will start doing terrorist attacks in Western countries because you know we're supporting Israel.
So the reason why I don't want them to do it is because not because I'm like, you know, upset that they just want to control the land.
I said, I think biblically speaking, manifest destiny, if you believe in that, I believe through the promise of Abraham, the land does belong to Israel.
But I also don't think that their tactics are good because it just leads to the ethnic destabilization of our own countries, the religious destabilization of countries, none more hit than France and the UK.
And also leads to problems, like when they sterilized 130,000 Ethiopian Jews allegedly that moved there, you know, and their racial superiority complex that doesn't materialize over to our nations.
I just don't, I think it's a problem.
I think what they're doing and the way they're doing it is causing more problems and it's not benefiting our nation.
So I'm America first.
And I think what they're doing is directly hurting our ability to maintain and manage our own security.
And so I don't like it.
But that doesn't mean I'm against or I hate them.
I just don't, we're too involved to not be involved now.
Does that make sense?
It's like the same reason why I care about what's going on in Ukraine.
They'll say, Why do you not?
Why I don't care about it.
I go, I do because we're funding it, so I do care because it's work, it is my country, and it does relate to how we relate to Russia.
It does change the way our dollar holds, it does matter, and it does affect us.
But I do, I'm still to this day not anti-Ukraine, and I'm still to this day not pro-Russia.
I just understand why Russia is doing what they're doing.
I've been called a Putin puppet, I've been called a Putin sympathizer.
Vizgard 24 may put up some clip and me, like, this is Putin shill.
Like, no, I've been called all the same things, you know, you know, Ukraine hater, I'm against human rights.
You know, I've even been called an anti-Semite for not supporting Zelensky.
You know, I mean, I've been called a lot of things, but in this case, like, I understand why Israel is doing what they're doing, but I just think this is very similar to what the U.S. did in the Middle East as well.
It's the same thing, it's just closer to their border.
@australiantalk
And what's happening is the problem over there is, in fact, we're not really detached from it because it's happening to us over here, but it's just them over there.
And what I mean by that is kids that weren't involved in this, they're getting bombs dropped on their head.
Innocent people who weren't involved on this, they're suffering the retribution, which is meant to be discriminatory against terrorists.
There is a breakdown of communication here in the sense that some people have been labeled a designated enemy and collateral damage simply because they reside in a geographical area.
And anyone with half a brain or even half their brain tie behind their back, just to make it fair, they should be able to look at it and say, This isn't the best way forward.
At the end of the day, are we invested?
Yeah, we are invested.
Why are we invested?
Because our governments have said we need to be there, we need to be doing the right things.
If we say, Hang on a second, take your foot off the gas, they're saying, No, we can't do that because all we're doing by doing that, taking our foot off the gas, or calling for at least a ceasefire or for this to be reassessed, is we are allowing the terrorists to rearm.
We're not saying that, we're not saying that this isn't a black or white issue necessarily.
This is a world of gray, and therefore, there should be able to be some nuance to it.
There should be able to be some, you know, right?
There should be able to be some distinction between what is good, what is bad, and what isn't the best option going forward.
Ultimately, man, we don't need to be involved in a holy war, okay?
Because in a holy war, both sides are justified in killing their enemy, right?
And the reason why they just want to kill the enemy is because they believe there are heavenly rewards for killing their enemy, and so therefore, the question remains, and the question has always stood since day one, or since at least October 8th.
elijah schaffer
Can I just say this real fast?
Yeah, we should give up on our life.
This is why I told someone like, Man, I should just give up.
We should give on the show because if you go to like see like who's uh, who's live right now, you know, we put like all this work into finding this stuff, and I can just have like tits, like this girl right here, and her title is just it's Friday in the middle right here.
It's like it's Friday, and our tits are out, and she's like on the front page.
But I have to say, the show does really well.
@australiantalk
You mean on Rumble?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but the show does really well because, like, these people are all featured on the front page, you know, Elijah.
@australiantalk
Get your tits out, be competitive at least.
elijah schaffer
All these people are featured on the front page, so we're not featured anywhere, right?
And so, the best thing is, like, even under live, look at all these people featured.
We're not even, they don't like us on Rumble.
We don't know why, they don't like us, they won't, they won't help us out with anything.
@australiantalk
You're there, you're the third line.
elijah schaffer
No, when you have this, because when you click on it, this is based upon viewership, right?
But what's good is like, look, we're in here, we're like in the, we're almost in the top 10, but we're not even featured.
Like, these people are all featured on the front, right?
Well, we're not featured and Infowars and Redlands Media.
These are like media.
You know, this is like RT, you know, Real America's Voice Newsmax.
When you take out like stations and shows, we're doing really well with no promotion.
So I don't look at the size of the show.
I look at the quality on Rumble where it's like, we're trying, but also I'm really happy about it.
And I'm really grateful because, you know, even we haven't even been very consistent.
This is a good show.
But it also reminds me, like, maybe I should just get some implants and then start saying, yo, what's the N-word and stuff and play Call of Duty?
@australiantalk
If I can bring whipped cream into the studio and bring a hoochie and just get amongst it and motorboat her for two hours straight, I'm happy to do that if that's what the audience would prefer.
Is Rumble going to allow that?
Are they allow?
Will they allow me to drink milk straight from the source?
elijah schaffer
Yes, I'm saying pure on the side, pure blood to unite.
We will get it.
But I'm actually pretty happy because also too, one of the key things that I want to remind you guys, if you guys don't know about this, if you want to watch like more regular news reports, let me see if I can go to our page here at the Gateway Pundit.
Yeah.
So if you go to the Gateway Pundit here, check this out.
If you go to the Gateway Pundit website as well, I do shows for them.
So I just released this one today, 21 hours ago, already at 32,000 views.
It's pretty good in less than 24 hours.
We're doing good.
But I do these reports for them.
They're shorter.
They're like 10 to about 10 minutes each.
But you can always watch.
If you want to watch 10 minute videos of the news a few times a week, this might ramp up to every day as we get to the election.
I might start making videos from every day.
@australiantalk
The market's coming back to you, bro.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but this is really good.
This is really good right here.
So if you want to watch news stories, I do news reviews on Fridays and Mondays here for the Gateway Pundit on Rumble.
And that's pretty cool.
But you can watch it.
I get pretty good viewership on their website.
And I, you know, it's a little more like to the point.
There's not as much personal opinion, but it is Zudo is always good.
@australiantalk
I'm happy to report on the upcoming election for 2024 because if people in the United States would prefer to watch MSNBC or Mika Brzezinski or Brian Stalter on CNN about what's actually happening with the 2024 election over me, well, I think they need their heads read because those people may be living in America.
They may sound like Americans, but best believe they are not Americans in their heart.
They do not support the First or Second Amendment.
They do not bleed red, white, and blue.
And they certainly do not subscribe to 1776.
I do all of those things.
elijah schaffer
I know.
I do too.
And I'm actually back in the chat on locals, by the way.
If you want to know, I do read the locals chat now through this.
It's what I'm looking for.
When he's speaking, I try to read the chat to make sure that we're on cue.
And also, I think reading the chat is a really important part of the show, but I'd listen to.
I want to bring this up.
We have our new member of our diversity coalition.
As you know, we recently introduced Ham Mass.
Ham Mass.
This is a new one.
We're going to build this back up.
@australiantalk
Okay, my man.
Let's get it happening.
elijah schaffer
I've got to be careful because there's people's addresses.
I don't care if people know where my studio is.
I just don't want them to know where this got sent from.
It's from DevStep.
@australiantalk
Just on a side note to that, some dude on Twitter yesterday, some Australian bloke who doesn't want to be hated, he's like, oh, Starlink actually delivers to my house.
And look, they've demonstrated.
And he took a screenshot of the website where Starlink said, yes, we can provide the service to your address.
And he showed on Twitter for his address.
Then he's like, nobody better come at me.
And all these leftist hardcores decide to go there.
Elijah, do you want to pop off something while you're opening that box or not, my man?
elijah schaffer
I already come on the box.
unidentified
All right.
@australiantalk
Here we go.
Oh my God.
Did they actually, is that what I think it is?
Or that's not what I think it is.
elijah schaffer
No, this is a cookie.
We're both going to try a little bit.
Come over here for a second.
Just come here.
We got to try these cookies.
Kess and I always open things up.
Weird, and I'm really struggling with this.
The autism, I swear you, you can't.
Anyone else not be able to open things?
Oh, shit.
Here.
@australiantalk
Brother.
unidentified
All right, really good.
I'm going to give you a piece of that.
elijah schaffer
That was a chocolate blanc from Ching Chung market.
And then, wait, there's one more.
This flavor is chocolate croak crew crew cow.
Chocolate crew care.
@australiantalk
I can taste the Asian cream.
elijah schaffer
It's weird that you guys send me food and I don't even like think if it's poisoned.
Like I just eat people.
unidentified
Oh my gosh.
Are you kidding me?
elijah schaffer
There's more of these.
There's more of these.
I'm going to have, do you want one more?
Want a phone?
@australiantalk
Oh, do I need this?
elijah schaffer
I'm so hungry.
@australiantalk
I didn't bring my chopsticks.
unidentified
I don't be unnormal eating Asian food without chopsticks.
elijah schaffer
You ever seen people on TikToks and Instagram reels that make food and they try it?
unidentified
They're like, fuck, I'm going to have sex with my mother.
elijah schaffer
You guys say that?
They always, like, really over-exaggerate, but that's really good.
@australiantalk
The chocolate one was good, man.
elijah schaffer
If you guys want to send stuff to the studio, I can send you guys.
You guys used to send stuff to Blade Studio all the time.
I should just give back out the address to my studio.
I don't care if you know my studio is.
I just don't want you to know where I live.
@australiantalk
We'll get a P.O. box set up.
elijah schaffer
What is this?
@australiantalk
They can send used panties like what you can buy from Canada.
unidentified
What is this?
elijah schaffer
It says, it's written.
It says, why are they always like that?
Why do they always talk like that?
unidentified
I don't even know.
@australiantalk
Made from the anguish of dogs.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Why are they always doing that?
Why are they always talking like that?
I don't even know.
@australiantalk
They're passionate, man.
They're passionate, bro.
elijah schaffer
I like how the views went up and we started opening this.
You all really do this one to watch.
@australiantalk
Let's get an unboxing episode happening.
elijah schaffer
Someone's like, eat it later.
Oh, I'm supposed to eat this later.
@australiantalk
An unboxing, you mean breaking virgins.
elijah schaffer
How do I do this?
They're saying to tell them to eat it later.
What's this is food?
unidentified
Oh, it is food.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's matcha pudding.
@australiantalk
Oh, I can't eat that, man.
unidentified
Why?
@australiantalk
My missus, she loves her matcha ice cream and all that stuff.
elijah schaffer
I'll eat that later.
I like matcha.
I'll eat it later because Kez will want some because Kez really likes matcha.
@australiantalk
I thought you just like chowing down on pudding.
elijah schaffer
No, this is really fun.
See what's in here.
unidentified
This is great.
@australiantalk
Where'd it come from?
elijah schaffer
Oh, there's more matcha pudding.
Hey, chat, should I try the matcha pudding on camera?
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I need to try the matcha pudding.
Devsep says to eat it at eat at home, but I need to try it on.
We need a review, right?
unidentified
If this is good.
@australiantalk
And Elijah, if you're actually going to review it correctly, you have to snort the pudding.
elijah schaffer
Well, what do I do with this packet?
Is this cocaine?
Because I'm trying not to use drugs right now.
@australiantalk
Let's see.
elijah schaffer
I mean, all the time, but also.
@australiantalk
We'll give it to homeless people.
We'll give it to homeless people.
elijah schaffer
Try not to do drugs.
unidentified
I'm going to assume this goes on it.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so it's.
Oh, it's.
Should I snort a line of matcha powder?
@australiantalk
Yes, you should, bro.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
@australiantalk
Okay, wait, wait.
People are going to be ready to clip this.
unidentified
It's fine.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to start a line.
@australiantalk
It's going to go out.
This is going to Snapchat.
It's going to TikTok.
unidentified
It's about YouTube shorts.
@australiantalk
It is going onto Twitter.
It's going onto X. Come on, dudes.
All right.
unidentified
Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.
Okay.
@australiantalk
Elijah, rack that up.
Rack it up.
Have you got your snorting device with you, Elijah?
Do you have any cash on you or something?
Man, I'm totally cashless.
Australia's cashless.
You know that, bro.
elijah schaffer
I have a straw or something, right?
Before I put it on here, too, right?
I put the matcha powder on here.
I've already put the matcha pudding but I'm also gonna get back to just back to being what I used to do on streams, which is basically just around and then do the news.
unidentified
But let's see.
All right.
@australiantalk
No, this is good fun.
elijah schaffer
Well, should we try the matcha pudding before we snort the matcha?
@australiantalk
No, no, no.
Snort first to decipher the taste and then eat if you like.
elijah schaffer
Where's I need to get a snort remote, right?
@australiantalk
Elijah is just making his way away from the desk right now.
He is trying to find something which could be utilized and rolled up in a tight enough fashion to be able to take in all of the things he wishes to inhale.
This is not illegal.
This is simply for the people at home.
This is an exercise in science.
Elijah is the science.
E, if you can't find it, just stick your snout to the desk and go hard, my man.
elijah schaffer
Sounds really bad, but I don't ask me how I know this, how to do this, but I'll just kind of do a bump.
Then we can't do a line.
Let's do a bump.
@australiantalk
Oh, dude, this is hilarious.
elijah schaffer
If this was not much, I'd be really mad.
@australiantalk
And for anyone out there has been sober and bored for 10, 12, 13 years, it's okay.
Elijah is making it up for you right now.
Closer to the microphone so they can hear it.
elijah schaffer
I don't think this is a snort matchup.
@australiantalk
Is that tasty?
elijah schaffer
No, but it's in the back of my throat now.
@australiantalk
Wash it down with some wasabi, bro.
You'll be fine.
Oh, the things Elijah does for his peoples.
unidentified
He is the canary in the coal mine.
elijah schaffer
Um, that was like that burned.
I don't think that was supposed to happen, right?
@australiantalk
That's a good burn, though, bro.
That's a good burn.
unidentified
Yeah, I was not a okay.
elijah schaffer
I don't think that was supposed to happen.
All right, now we're gonna try the matcha pudding, okay?
unidentified
I took a book.
elijah schaffer
Do you want to take a bump of matcha?
@australiantalk
No, as a matter of fact, some people in the chat have requested that you snort some water to wash it down, bro.
elijah schaffer
I'm gonna get dictated.
unidentified
I gotta, I'll put some on my gums.
elijah schaffer
Put some matcha on my gums.
And my mouth smells like green tea.
Tastes green tea.
I don't know what I think about that.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
You want to try it?
@australiantalk
I'll take some home for the princess.
She loves that green tea stuff, mate.
elijah schaffer
You know what it tastes like?
It tastes like matcha.
Tastes like, dude, this is what happens when Ching Chong sends you shit.
@australiantalk
Because is it from Japan or China?
Korea?
Where did it come?
elijah schaffer
This has to be Japanese.
I think it's Japanese.
We got more candies.
I really like those cookies.
The pudding, I'll eat the rest of it just because I'm like that.
@australiantalk
Would anyone support an international expedition by Elijah to the great nation of Japan to do a few live shows from Japan?
Would that go down well for people?
elijah schaffer
Well, it looks like an aneurysm.
Oh my gosh.
unidentified
All right.
Here we are.
@australiantalk
People are like, let's get Elijah to start stiffing some bath salts.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So now we can.
Oh, look, Brian's helped me.
So now we have chat on the screen while we're talking.
That's always good.
@australiantalk
That makes it easier, doesn't it?
unidentified
All right, here we are.
elijah schaffer
I opened it from the right side, right?
@australiantalk
Elijah's just littering all over.
elijah schaffer
You really went ahead and packed a lot of peanuts in here.
And you know, this show and peanuts.
All right, here it is.
@australiantalk
Hello, governor.
elijah schaffer
We have dude, Elijah testing poppers, dude.
Mark Loebliner.
I think poppers are probably legal here.
@australiantalk
I think you should put one in your mouth and pull the string.
unidentified
Here we go.
@australiantalk
Let's see how that goes down.
elijah schaffer
Full screen.
unidentified
Here we go.
Oh, that's a Greta octopus.
@australiantalk
Can you turn it inside out?
elijah schaffer
How do you know that?
@australiantalk
I know how to manhandle the octopus, bro.
I've dealt with plenty of Zionists, and I find the easiest way to flay them is to cut them from the top, then turn them into the body.
elijah schaffer
You pretend like you're a person of color, but in the inside, you're white.
@australiantalk
Do you know what?
elijah schaffer
I like putting my fingers in this.
@australiantalk
That's the hat for our little man on the side.
elijah schaffer
Is that weird?
I like that.
@australiantalk
Well, not really.
elijah schaffer
It makes me uncomfortable that I did that on camera now.
There's things I shouldn't have done on camera that I didn't.
@australiantalk
You didn't put him on the head, Elijah.
He rests on the head of our little statue there.
That is the hat for your little dude.
elijah schaffer
Well, that is our anti-that is, dude.
We have, this is our Jewish.
This is Jewish.
This is our refugee.
What do you want me to say about this?
unidentified
Oh man.
elijah schaffer
Asians are weird, man.
Asians are strange people because culturally, we're the same.
And like Asian people are, they're not bad.
They're good.
Like, I think Asian people are good.
Like, I fuck, I fuck with China and I fuck with, I fuck with Japan and shit, you know, and I, I do.
I like, I like them and I like Asian people.
I like their food too.
Like, it's good shit, man.
It's good shit everywhere.
But also, can we just say this?
unidentified
Great people, great, great food.
elijah schaffer
Weird culture, weird culture.
Some things are just weird, man.
unidentified
They're just weird.
elijah schaffer
But I like them, but I like them.
And that's why this is this, I describe this as Asian culture pudding.
Weird, but I still like it in a way, weird way.
You know, like, even the weird parts of Asian culture, I kind of like.
Like when you see them all yelling at each other at a table, and then they're, but they're, they're actually being kind to one another.
It's weird.
But I kind of like the idea of that.
@australiantalk
Asians actually don't bring us much harm.
The reason why I don't bring us much harm is because they recognized after what happened in World War II, America dropped a couple of bombs, one in Hiroshima, the other one in Nagasaki, and they fell into line.
And ever since then, they haven't gotten out of line.
And they're good.
They're decent citizens.
They're highly productive.
They enjoy the family unit.
They try to keep families intact.
They've got an aversion to ghetto antics.
Their women are modest.
They know what to do.
They keep a clean home.
They make meals.
They iron clothes.
Ultimately, they make good cars.
They make turbos for cars.
And we can travel to Asia any day of the week and we can feel safe.
Now, compare that with Adventure to Sierra Leone.
And you tell me which you would prefer, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Well, I feel like I might be placebo, but I feel like that matcha did something to me.
I feel like it did something.
I'm feeling good.
You know what I mean?
Can we just find out right now if snorting matcha is good for you or like if it gets you?
Because that's not good.
Because I, there's basically not a drug I wouldn't do theoretically.
But I'm trying, I'm not trying to do drugs.
@australiantalk
Polystyphorine, would you do polystyrene?
elijah schaffer
I feel good.
Feel like I got energy.
@australiantalk
Can you eat a peanut, just in solidarity for African friends?
elijah schaffer
This oh, and you eat plastic.
That's a peanut, that's that's our Indian.
unidentified
Just put it in and drink it down.
elijah schaffer
Put it in and not drink it down dude, you know how many microplastics are in my ball sack right now?
Probably a lot.
There's so many microplastics.
They get out everywhere.
But i'm not gonna eat plastic.
But I will say this, that was good snorted.
@australiantalk
You don't have to eat it, just snorted.
elijah schaffer
Wow wow, i'm just.
@australiantalk
I asked him, my man, I asked him, uh, people are calling it socialistic calamari.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, can we just say, shout out to the Asians.
Shout out to the Asians for a few reasons.
Number one, it's like the same thing.
Like I don't think I would marry an Asian, but I think they're attractive.
Yeah well, because I wouldn't want.
I want to have white kids, so i'm not doing it, but I, but a lot of my friends, are really attracted to Asian women.
You can be a polygamist yeah, but i'm still Kez, would not like that.
@australiantalk
But I love the United Nations OF Family.
elijah schaffer
But I will say this, it's like I understand why white guys are obsessed with Asian chicks.
It makes sense to me, but also, but also I will say this, it's more or less.
In fact, a lot of people who work on the show are with Asian chicks and around the show, and I respect, i'm a high respecter of the Asian women, but here's the deal, they cover their mouths when they laugh.
Yeah, they're very feminine.
They're very feminine.
Still, they're not masculine and that's a real thing.
So I that's why a lot of guys go over there, so like.
The reason why I understand it mainly too, is what I was going to say is like you're not really going to find a lot of feminine women in Australia.
They might look feminine, like they're going to look very feminine and dolled up and pretty, but they're going to be a badass boss bitch and I love.
There's nothing that cringes me more than when white guys are like, or guys in general are like I. Because I would say white guys, because you don't see Asian guys saying this, you don't see black guys saying this, but I hate it when you say like a white guy being like, oh, I just really want a girl who's like accomplished in her career and who's like a boss bitch and you're like you can't go take them.
That's like fat chicks to black men.
You know what I mean.
Take them, take the fat white chicks.
We don't want them take, take the boss bitches, because I don't want to live with that.
Yeah, like you, you mean you mean a feminist.
Those are soft boys.
That's saying I want a feminist, I want an equal, I want they're like.
I love when you see feminists on the internet complaining about like oh, you know, I don't know why my husband um, you know, expects me to do most of the housework when I make 50 of the money.
Did you ever ask him if he wants you to make 50 of the money?
@australiantalk
But she spends 80 of the money?
elijah schaffer
Don't even get me started.
unidentified
Don't get me started on that.
elijah schaffer
But at least my wife do here's the thing.
But Kez does spend all the money, but here's the deal.
But she does, but she also does all of the housework.
Yeah like, like.
And when women are like, I just want men to help out around the house.
Look, let me.
Let me explain this to men, there's the money, there's the health here's, here's bad advice that are like, how about you do the dishes, you know, one night a week?
No no, here's what it is.
Just be helpful in general in your family.
So, for instance, like I always take out the trash, but I was gone for some medical leave, so did Kez take out the trash while I was gone?
Yes, it's not like it's a rule.
Like I have to, she can still take it out if she needs to, but I take out the trash.
Okay, here's the deal.
Most of the time I scrub my own toilet, just my own toilet, because you Want to get near it, but she still does it half the time, and it's just bore it for me because I just want to keep my toilet cleaner and I don't want to clean it once or twice a week.
I don't clean like every few days, I just clean it.
But I don't think I've made the bed maybe like 10 times since we've been married.
I've maybe, you know, like regularly, like last night before I went to bed, there were some dishes left out.
Her sister's over, they were like having some tea.
I put the dishes in the sink.
There's a difference with just being like a decent like housemate, like being around me.
@australiantalk
Here's the dishes in the sink.
Now you've cooked the dinner.
elijah schaffer
But like, you know, like the other day, like I needed to go do something for work here.
And then we had dinner and I said, all right, bye, I love you, baby.
And I got up and I left.
I left everything there.
I don't think about that or feel weird because she's my wife and that's what she does.
But some guys are like, well, we need to split the dishes and we need to do this.
And it's like, well, when I pay the bills, no, you do all the housework.
But also, like, that doesn't mean like, like, meaning this, don't be an asshole about it.
Like, there's, there's times where my wife will have like a really bad headache.
If your woman doesn't get a headache, she's not feminine because women are always have headaches, right?
Is this wrong?
They're always getting headaches and have tummy aches and shit.
So she needed to take like a long nap.
And I noticed like the house was fucking, the floor was shitty because it's Australia and I live on a golf course and it gets dusty inside.
So I grabbed the vacuum, just quickly, you know, vacuumed up the living room to just for the baby because I carry out the baby.
That's maybe it's not, you know, crawling around on shitty floors.
There's a way to just be human, but also realize that men and women weren't supposed to be equal partners in marriage.
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
Men are supposed to be 100% men and women are supposed to be 100% women.
And sometimes women will take on the masculine role for various things or for medical reasons.
And sometimes men will too.
We know there's exceptions.
Maybe you got paralyzed so you can't work or some shit and she has to work.
There's exceptions.
For the most part, don't marry a feminist.
You're going to fucking want to kill yourself because you already might want to kill yourself just having women in your house 24 hours a day.
Even with a good woman in your house, it'll fucking drive you mad sometimes.
And women too, probably being around a man all the time.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And that's what they say, right?
Who has the most who has the most in common in the world?
It's not, it's not the only people that have the most in common in the world are lesbians and married men because they both are trying to smile and pretend like the good is eventually going to come, but they have to deal with the feminine energy all day and are like, the is going on.
@australiantalk
Well, the beautiful princess in the residence of Ben said, I said, what's up?
Like over there, vacuuming, right?
And she's like, but the cord doesn't go that far.
I said, well, it goes four and a half meters.
And here's an extension lead, which goes another three and a half meters.
So you've got plenty of room to work with.
And so she adapted.
And then I came home another time and I said, what happened over there?
She said, the cord doesn't go that far.
Do you know how I solved the issue?
I came home an hour later.
Cordless vacuum.
There you go.
Battery powered.
Get to work.
What's that?
She said, I said, that's an apron.
She said, what's that for?
I said, to wear while you're vacuuming.
elijah schaffer
Did you really?
@australiantalk
Damn, straight.
elijah schaffer
You brought a vacuum here, though.
Also, someone that you like, that you like Asian women because you have a small penis.
Oh, you just wanted it to look bigger.
@australiantalk
Okay, well, fair enough, but I've got two fists and they'll fill any void.
elijah schaffer
But it's true, dude.
unidentified
But it's true.
@australiantalk
Well, it wasn't that.
No, no.
Why?
You know, people may think that that is true, but that's typically true for Asian men.
Why do some dudes love smashing Asian women?
elijah schaffer
And in Thailand, some dudes like smashing Asian men too.
But I'll say that, but that's a truthful statement.
But I don't want to go into that.
I will, I just want to bring up the fact that I think it's like tighter pussies by default.
What did someone say?
Someone's like, yeah, a woke would say Kess is using you.
She is using me.
It's literally she's using me as a man to do what a man should do and provide for the family.
And she's, and I'm using her to birth my children, to take care of my home and to cook me food.
And she, she did a very good cook and she cooks all the time.
I might be cooking some steaks, though.
I have a new masterworks or whatever that's called.
@australiantalk
It's a barbecue, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
It's a smoker and a barbecue.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I have a smoker and a barbecue and I've been cooking really good shit.
@australiantalk
That's where Elijah's kidnap victims go and they go straight on the grill.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I need to remember this show because the problem was I've been, I'm not going to get into this, but I've just, I've just been really, really discouraged a lot this year.
But one of the one things I like about live streams and I need to remember is about the hour and 20 and hour and 30 minute mark, always let it derail.
Like, it's the most important part of the show is about the first 45 minutes.
You want to make sure you get through the main topic.
@australiantalk
We're on point.
elijah schaffer
I know, but that's just you want to make sure the first 45 minutes, because not everyone wants to watch the whole live stream.
They just want to watch the topic.
So theoretically, if this show was good, we would only hit the main topic for 15 minutes.
Then we hit a secondary topic for 15 minutes.
Then we'd hit maybe some videos for 30 minutes and then just derail.
Because I think derailing is the best part of the show.
@australiantalk
It's like the best aspect of Tucker Carlson's show on Fox News was the monologue.
The first 10 minutes.
After that, it's all downhill.
Now, why did we come across here?
Why are we sticking with the people?
We're giving them shit talk because they deserve it.
It's Friday night.
It's late.
And honestly, you could be watching Dr. Phil reruns on YouTube.
If you're sticking with us, that's okay.
Elijah appreciates it, but he will not get serious for you because he deserves to have a bit of fun himself.
elijah schaffer
I think we had a super chat here too.
Oh, yeah, we had one here for $2 to keep it.
Ben as co-host.
No, Weiman.
The last one didn't work out well.
A lot of them haven't, a lot of them don't work out well.
That's why I try not to work out with too much women in the business because they don't work out.
They don't work out well.
Dude, they just cause more problems than they help.
They really do.
I literally don't have any problems with pretty much any guys in the industry.
Even if they don't like me, they just don't.
They just, like, some of them have talked shit publicly and stuff, and that shut down real quick with legal letters and shit.
It's really easy to get people to shut up when you remind them, hey, I'm going to fucking sue you for defamation.
And then they shut up.
But legal letters don't work for females.
They'll still fucking trip out.
You know what I mean?
Try suing your wife.
Try telling your wife.
Try telling your wife, I'll sue you if you don't talk shit about me.
Like, not your wife.
Oh, you're good.
If you're divorcing, I meant try to tell your divorcee, like, hey, don't talk shit.
Fucking, she'll publish the letter.
unidentified
She'll publish the legal letter and talk shit about it, right?
elijah schaffer
Women are vicious, bro.
You got to be careful.
They'll fucking ruin your life, walk away, and then nothing, like nothing happened.
And then guys will enable them for that.
A lot of you in here are divorced and know my fucking name.
Now, some of you have ruined women's lives too, but I bet you part of the reason why you did this because she probably pushed you over the fucking edge.
unidentified
Bro, nobody can push me over the edge.
elijah schaffer
Oh my gosh.
I love Kez so much.
And that's why I can say this.
I wouldn't, if I didn't like my wife or love my wife, I wouldn't say something like this.
But guys, married men know this.
Oh my God.
There are some days where I'm like, damn, I love this woman.
I literally cannot do anything without her.
Like, she is the love of my life.
And there are some days I'm like, I'm so glad we don't have guns here in Australia.
I would fucking put one in right now and blow my head.
I don't have to listen to one more word.
unidentified
Fuck.
elijah schaffer
But like, because you're like, because women will just like, bro, I got a call from one of my mates earlier too.
He's like, why is tripping out on me?
I didn't do fucking nothing.
I didn't do anything.
I made a joke and then it got her all scared.
Now I have to go home.
She's yelling at me.
And I was like, dog, that's women.
The good ones, you just want to make sure you have a good one because then you can tolerate some of the bullshit from women.
If you have a good woman, you can tolerate their shit.
But same thing with guys, right?
Like, say, as a guy, a guy obviously could, like, you know, homicide you and kill you, but more likely your woman's going to kill you.
Women are more violent.
I think women are more violent than men.
I really think that.
So she's looking to say.
@australiantalk
Well, they fly off the handle more frequently.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They're so emotional.
@australiantalk
The worst thing about this is women think they can smack you upside the head and you can't do anything back.
unidentified
I'm a woman.
What are you doing?
@australiantalk
Hitting me back.
It's like, well, pitch, please.
Aside from that, I do have some notice to give to the slightly offensive audience.
As much as you may not appreciate it, there's only about six weeks left.
And then I won't be able to make any more appearances on the program because my new year's resolution is to transition.
So unless Elijah is willing to have a woman with a cock on the show.
unidentified
I will not.
elijah schaffer
I've had women with cocks on the show.
I've had women with cocks on the show.
And they've blocked me and been like, you're a bad person.
I'm like, you have a cock and you're a man and you have breast implants.
But anyway, let's talk about morality together.
But I will say, but I will say.
You can come on.
If you get a boob implant, you can come on.
We're gonna.
We're gonna kill you.
We're gonna execute you, though do you know what we're literally?
I'm not joking.
We're gonna kill you.
@australiantalk
I'll transition with a wig and makeup, but you have to transition with a boob job, and you can kill me if I do that.
Elijah, imagine if you had a rack and you were willing to allow that rack to be on display during every single episode, under the provisions of equality.
Do you think your subscriber base would increase significantly or do you believe it would dwindle?
elijah schaffer
What if I got a breast implant?
@australiantalk
If you got a rack but you're straight, that'd be.
elijah schaffer
That's dude.
unidentified
That's, that's weird.
elijah schaffer
I don't think I would make a pretty girl.
So the one of the nice things that I think, so let's talk about would you make a pretty girl chat?
I want to get you into this.
I don't think um, I don't think that I like, if I was a little thin tie boy, then I might make a hot girl, but like like, have you ever seen like a partial ginger try to transition?
Yeah, it doesn't turn out.
Well, you know what I mean.
So the thing is, it's like i'm already not that good looking of a guy.
So I, I get tripped out.
When you see like pretty boys transitioning into women, it's like okay, I could see that you're already feminine, you're already soft.
Um not, it's like twink twinks right, like twink twinky guys, even if they're heterosexual, like twinks.
It's like all right, I could see that like um, like people, if they transitioned probably could be convincing.
Brand Wiggins from America first, do you know Brand Wiggins is?
@australiantalk
I do.
elijah schaffer
He's a good guy yeah, and this is not a salmon, but he could twink it up.
But he's a twink yeah, but he's a twink like Milanopoulos could twink it up yeah but, but he's also taller.
But I think Brand is shorter, Brand could transition and probably would be convincing at the very least.
If I transitioned it would be, it's Ma'am 2.0, like you would.
Maybe at least Brand you could be like okay, that might be a real woman and for me it would be like dude, that's a dude in a dress.
You know what I mean, because i'm like tall and i'm actually quite stocky and large and i'm not.
I know I always look like little short and fat guy, but i'm like very kind of, could Charlie Kirk transition?
Could Charlie this is a good segment.
Um, could Charlie Kirk?
@australiantalk
Um, I know who could not transition.
The Gropers could not transition.
Preston Para would not be an attractive transition, are you sure Chief Trumpster would not?
elijah schaffer
Preston Parrot could transition.
He is too sharp of a job.
But he could be he.
He would transition.
@australiantalk
I don't know man, I I think he'd look worse.
elijah schaffer
Someone said that I would be the kind of trans with insanely long, useless fingernails.
@australiantalk
Preston Elijah just said he wants you to transition his.
Go fund me right now.
Someone said it up, Preston Parra, he wants to be the new lady Marga.
elijah schaffer
You said he wants to transition.
@australiantalk
No, but that's what you've just announced.
elijah schaffer
No, I was gonna say I just think I would.
I think Preston Parr would transition better uh, than I would.
Yeah, because he's quite svelte and hairless, because he's still young and he doesn't have a lot of hair on his face, so he's like, so he doesn't need to like, he doesn't have to worry about shaving every day.
@australiantalk
Man, Ian Crossland transition.
elijah schaffer
Ian crossing, look like, like a, like a liberal trans.
Ian Crossly, transition.
Ian would look like uh, one of those like like a Pro-Palestinian protester.
Would look like a liberal woman, but not attractive.
@australiantalk
They'd put him on the front lines of Berkeley.
elijah schaffer
I just wouldn't, like, I wouldn't like, I wouldn't accidentally fuck Ian Crossland transsexual version.
@australiantalk
Not even from behind.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, no.
But I wouldn't accidentally mean like, like, you know, when people talk about accidentally ending up in like ladyboys and they don't know what's going on.
Okay, I understand that.
Some of them look like women.
And if you were drunk enough, maybe you wouldn't know and you'd have to run.
But with Ian Crossland, it's like, no, I would, that, that, even if it was a real woman, no, I'm not going near it.
Ian looks much better as a guy, and I don't think Ian would make a good transsexual.
@australiantalk
Paul Joseph Watson.
elijah schaffer
That's his hard one.
I feel like we're looking at almost like a Republican version of Ian Crossland, where it's like, I don't think, I don't know.
unidentified
It depends.
elijah schaffer
I haven't seen him in years.
So I don't know if he's buffed now.
I don't know what he's, I don't know where he's at in his physique.
I think the physique matters.
@australiantalk
Can I throw a few more names at you?
unidentified
Yeah, you don't like this exercise.
elijah schaffer
Well, by the way, Pizza Wood, aren't you trans woman?
Yes, I am trans, but I haven't transitioned.
@australiantalk
Dana Loesh.
elijah schaffer
Dana Lash.
@australiantalk
Go the other way.
Yeah.
Guns for America.
elijah schaffer
I don't think that women can transition properly into men.
unidentified
I have seen a few, but they still act a little bit like this, like a cartoon character.
So I've seen some very masculine trans women or men and they still talk like this.
They're like, hey, look, do you not think I look like a real man?
elijah schaffer
And you're like, dude, you sound like a fucking Nickelodeon character.
@australiantalk
I was going to say, is that like a futurama or something else?
unidentified
But they always have this kind of like they just always cat attack like this.
@australiantalk
Can you say oy?
unidentified
Essentially, my voice, but more throaty.
@australiantalk
That's almost like Shapiro.
There's a little bit of Shapiro.
elijah schaffer
No, Shapiro is just like this.
unidentified
He's like, it's obviously Palestack is so important.
It's really not about anything.
He doesn't announce it.
@australiantalk
Just says, he speaks really quick and says, hey, what if Pete Jerjer was raised on a biblical, well, in some form of Bible scholar?
elijah schaffer
Sorry, Matt.
They said Matt Krigler could transition.
Yes, if he got laser on his face.
I said it's the pretty boys that could transition.
Now, you know who would be the ugliest trans ever?
And maybe it would justify killing them.
unidentified
Flawed.
elijah schaffer
Flaudzilla.
Oh, dude, Flaudzilla.
If you transition, you're dead.
Not even figuratively.
@australiantalk
Wait, wait a second.
elijah schaffer
He's going to get hate crimed in the street.
@australiantalk
If Fleckers talks transitions, will he look like Gorlock the destroyer?
Could they be brother and sister?
If Fleckers talks transitions, who is the brother and who is the sister between him and Gorlock the destroyer?
And I love Fleckus.
And I know Fleckers had beaten his brother or something upside the head.
unidentified
Yeah, Fleckers is definitely not into that.
elijah schaffer
He'd be floor.
No, Fleckers would be like Flocka, Flocka Waka.
All right.
Yeah, someone said Flaud should be lynched if he transitioned.
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
So fucking true.
@australiantalk
We're going to do an entire show in future and we're going to have pictures ready to go.
Transition or not transition.
Do they look better as a dude?
Or could we imagine their appearing as this as a woman?
And conversely, we'll chuck up some women and we'll say, are they better as a woman?
Or would they actually be better as a man?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Mo Elliot Page.
Unfortunately, I think Mo could transition to a guy.
@australiantalk
Brian Stelter.
elijah schaffer
Brant Seltzer has already transitioned.
All right, we're done.
We're done for the day.
We're done for the day.
We're done for today.
This has made no sense.
We don't know why we went this long today.
I don't have no idea why we went this long on the on this.
unidentified
For the people, Elisha, you did it for your peoples.
elijah schaffer
Oh, by the way, for those that were in the locals chat, are we still live on locals?
unidentified
I don't know.
@australiantalk
We'll pull it up.
I'll pull it up.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
@australiantalk
Uh, we're doing something over there.
The chat is still happening, but the live stream has ended on locals.
unidentified
Yeah, why did our thing end?
@australiantalk
There's some dude in the United States who's meant to be on top of all of this stuff, but he has edibles and he smokes weed.
And he's run out the door because he thinks if he comes back transitioned, he'll get a raise.
elijah schaffer
No, locals went down.
Oh, they're saying that Rumble's still going.
@australiantalk
Damn straight, it is.
elijah schaffer
Oh, um, no, that might have been locals.
unidentified
No, no, didn't stop locals.
No, I think locals.
You just take that right back.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he said, take it back.
@australiantalk
I take it back.
I take it back.
I shouldn't have referred to you as Michael Obama.
That's true.
elijah schaffer
He said, take it back.
Did he just join the chat for a second?
Did he come up on the screen?
@australiantalk
He came.
elijah schaffer
You know when Brian goes on the screen, you done fucked up.
Take it back.
Take it back.
No, I think it's, I think, I think Rumble.
Are we still live on Censored?
Let me see.
Yeah, we're still live on Censored and we're still live on Rumble.
That was, I think, locals is a two-hour maximum or two hours and 15 maximum or something like that.
So that's what happened.
I think that's what happened.
Yeah, that's exactly what happened.
@australiantalk
And the audience will recognize that the show really went off the rails once Elijah started snorting lines of the packages the Japanese sent him.
elijah schaffer
Locals went down, but that wasn't us.
That's why we were like five.
unidentified
I didn't deny the marijuana charge.
@australiantalk
Our illustrious producer back there in an undetermined state in the United States has just clarified that nothing bad happened because he, in fact, has not run out of the devil's lettuce.
The devil's lettuce is still in a plenty in his region of the world.
And when that actually is depleted, he'll get straight on to Joey Diaz's favorite edibles.
unidentified
Yeah, someone said that Brian is my handler.
elijah schaffer
Ask your handler who just came on the show.
Yeah, it's like he's the one who shuts it down.
He's actually Jewish.
@australiantalk
Yeah, he's the dude under the desk with his fist up Elijah's ass handling him.
unidentified
Well, oh, this is a card.
elijah schaffer
Okay, we'll read this from Debstup and Jackie.
@australiantalk
I don't know if I can read this out loud.
Let's do it, my man.
Was it written by a woman or a man?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look at the handwriting.
A woman.
@australiantalk
That is.
Oh, damn.
elijah schaffer
Dear cripple Elijah, here's your racist blue octopus from Japan, as promised.
I also threw some Japanese chalky Bickies.
Oh, yeah, she'll love them.
Matcha pudding and uh waraba mochi and the matcha powder of after cutting it into cubes for you and Kez to try.
Thank you for the laughs, and we hope and pray that you recover well after Hillary Crinton tried to murder you with a fence.
Get well soon, my brother.
In Christ, thank you guys.
That is really nice.
I'm really happy.
I don't know if I'll just read that other name, but I appreciate you guys a lot.
It does mean a lot.
If you would like to send anything to the studio and you'd like it opened up on the screen, send me an email.
I just make you verify who you are before I send it to you.
@australiantalk
Let's get a PO box down the road.
unidentified
Simple.
elijah schaffer
No, there is a PO box here.
If you put in the address here, you don't come to the studio.
You come to another building and you, there's a this doesn't get delivered straight here.
But yeah, I'll send you a PO box.
@australiantalk
Unless you're sending prostitutes somewhere in the studio.
They can come direct.
They don't have to go via PO box.
elijah schaffer
But I'll send you an address that is nearby the studio.
And if you come to my studio, I will kill you.
I literally will, I will kill you.
@australiantalk
But if any viewers do arrive in Australia, by all means, yes, we will give you a personal invite.
You can come by the studio and you can observe the chaos take place.
elijah schaffer
Keeping it real.
Uh, how was your drip after your bump, Elijah?
@australiantalk
Man, he is sweating profusely, dude.
Like, this dude's legs haven't started jittering.
He's all about it, and he's actually feigning for another.
He's racked up three lines to this side, and he's like, Let's end the show, Benny.
Can we please end it, man?
No, we're gonna do this.
elijah schaffer
We're gonna do what we normally do to end it nicely.
Let me see if I can get this.
Um, to end it nicely, yes, to end it nicely.
Let's see, where's my normal stream that I like?
unidentified
Oh, yeah, here we are.
elijah schaffer
We're gonna go ahead and we're going to uh share this tab.
@australiantalk
Edge crusher.
What are your skills, bro?
You can't come to Australia unless you've got skills.
We only take skilled migrants.
elijah schaffer
All right, we're gonna leave with some music here, anyways.
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My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I want you guys to, I'm going to leave you guys with some music while I clean up the studio for the next 15 minutes.
You can stay in the chat and talk because I feel bad that that happened.
Anyways, have a great rest of the week.
I'm signing out.
unidentified
That's the best feeling.
All that's for me is you're sorry, sorry, yeah, But I have control you the ashes Slowly your voice controls me As the hours pass you know I need to ask if I'm alone Mrs.
On your patience You're tired of this It's about to know We need to ask if you're in love Mrs.
On your patience You're tired of this It's about to know Sway to draw me emotion Feeling like patience Control these only questions I won't say we're telling your story
Those people let you know Mrs. That is your best, you would turn on us We'll let you know that I didn't mean to promise me
The night will hold us close and the stars guide us all I've been waiting for this moment we're finally alone
I turned to ask the question So anxious my thoughts Your lips were soft like litters In your passion I was lost if we are alone
Thank you.
I'm alone Mrs.
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